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Ladies and Gentleman... The Big 100

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Ladies and Gentleman... The Big 100

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I also love the transparency of chime get started today at chime dot com slash g g over easy. That's chime dot com slash g g over easy banking services provided by endeavor card issued by the bancorp bank or stride bank. Na member fdic out of network. Atm withdraw fees apply except at money pass atm in seven eleven location and any al point or visa plus alliance atm fees such as third party and cash deposit fees may apply. This episode is brought to you by hp plus in a world full of smart devices. Isn't it about time. Your printer got smart to now. Printing is smart with hp fuss and the hp smart app is how it happens. You can print from your phone with a tab no matter where you are even from your garage slash home office slash yoga studio. That is smart. Hp plus learn more about smart printing at hp dot com slash. Smart all righty. One money's mr fruit and welcome back to the over easy podcast and we are celebrating the big one hundred we made it a triple digits. Tempt sam horn. Santa kind of sad. Thank you know. That's pulling out the door eric. Welcome to best podcast this size. But isn't that. What does that mean when you make a hundred episodes of the show. Your your syndicated platinum alone. Whatever i have no idea but what he said where we've been on way too long. 'cause you guys this about the playstation showcase we talk about our favorite episode moments for podcast. We talk about love. We talk about lessons. Learned along the way you know you may learn about. Somebody's life by just asking you as simple question. Yup you may be sitting next to jeff basis and you may not know it if you just ask came. jeff bezos. Whoa crazy you know what i would say that women cannot have like just twenty grand like you. Don't how much spare change sat. You know the amount of impact you'd have on my life just that just give me like one percent of a one percent of one percent of a one percent stock share in amazon. If i was like please don't say please. I would please. Yeah yeah. I had some other stuff. Whatever desk podcast. But you know what to expect after one hundred episodes. Maybe that's a good thing. Maybe that's a bad thing Stay tuned for some great content and some ads. Thanks supporting us. Yeah my we always say goodbye. I fought welcome harden your regular scheduled podcast listening for this short break. Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the hundred dabur sorta. Ged over easy finding happen. Let's go go boys avenue of the camera on nice. Nice on you to bring a handle my There we go. No no no in my recording. It looks pretty good. Are you flipping him ish. Yeah i am okay. Good flip him because they we're doing yoga pose. Were your three wait. We're guys get down here. That's what i was doing. I was like. That's why had like this when i don't know what this hand was doing. This i was trying. I was hitting hitting yeah good job. Blue cutting good We did it. Boys can make the little beep on the inside. It's going to be very satisfying. And it's i think just a little over two years. I think we started august. Twenty nineteen i. I just like to say real quick. That i love you guys g over easy at the start was kinda just a way for me to talk to my friends because at that point i was single alone in the lowest point of my life. Honestly if i'm being with you guys so G over easy was kind of an outlet for me and it still is so. I just want to say i appreciate i. Don't cry i swansea. I appreciate you guys certain office and we came so far from so far. And this is the last episode taps can renting it so no. I'm just really thankful for you guys. Because if i kind of started off as like let's just do it and honestly i don't know how you guys talked about it at the start but i'm just really thankful that you guys continuously wanna do this each week Because it was a funded passion thing that we all had all started. And i'm just really happy where it is now because it's really the outlive where i see you guys and talk to you guys because we used to have that dream team where it was like all right thursday. Let's around for two hours. And then it kinda eventually got the point where each of us not even talking about the video game anymore like that and it was just kind of talking about life and stuff and that's why i'm thankful that people on this dream team videos. Well it's like well you still get those. There's just called digi over easy podcast. So if you're not listening will you're not listening to what the fudge so hopefully someone gets here somehow. Glass got one hundred episodes to catch up on man or woman is just. It was gender neutral. Non binary is yeah. Let's go see one hundred. You're back off sick. What if they prepared nothing. Nothing of it saying thank you to my friends. Also we kicking us down. Why was thinking about going to christians to do a thing but then his office is messed up and sydney came back from backtracking trip with what we think is a common cold. We'll find out tomorrow. So yeah. I was not going to like over. Yeah exactly so well also. My office is in more disarray than usual. Because i don't know if you can tell very very subtly on my god he's got to see. I see the little seattle hairline. We believe it or not. It's not the wind. I got a c. Unit right about my face buried now. Is that why you weren't able to go to your office. Last week is because people were in there installing or something and then a very confusing process. Now well so i. It's like a mini split. Ac unit it's sitting right above me and then it goes through the attic all the way out to the house down through and then there's a bull fan on the outside the house so no more hot number. Being hot no in fact now have turn uk. Sometimes it gets too cold. It's a great pro. And even when he's freezing he still sweating and well and get this rob. That means i can have hoodie season. Two oh just in time for. I haven't been able to wear hoodies for years. Because i should be coming to you next week. By the way oh salvia little rock and now because i can be all cozy. Turn the Make it colder boom. Everybody's happy there was a slight problem. Now they laughed and then after like an hour. It's sitting here. And i just here Mike cuts out the thing but the audio listeners. Anyway point is. It went on ferguson tanzanians. This was pretty loud thing. What the fudge. Because they said it's silent and to be fairly right now. I don't hear saying it. The recording won't here thing it's silent but it's blasting me it's great but there's a filter when the condensation build up inside has to pump the water out. Well i might this. I will go crazy and it was happening in time every minute and twenty seconds on what the phone. Yeah this is like a one time thing. And that's like just on my. I can't do it so we called them. They came out and it turns out. One of them installed the filter on the wrong side. Stall on my side. They're supposed to it. Goes through and like my closet sought in the closet side so thankfully this is not going to be the norm. So they're coming back again to put the filter on the other side. Then i won't have to deal with that but aside from that sounds like a buzzing chainsaw but it's it's probably the best purchase i've made my entire life. Is it just as loud as your old. Pc was like the fans or little wider. Having was a jet engine. Yeah one the thing too is. I don't even have it technically. There is a like a quiet mode which not quite powerful. Those two degrees. You got that on thank you. It sixty sustain it was sixty seven. You only even numbers i thought so so yeah and then i can adjust the angle so tied to bone right arm your ogre the mode. I can set a bob. It's green anyway. When i feel air like blown onto me item air blown onto me away as our Our room gets super hot at nine the. Ac just doesn't get up there. So sydney put a fan but she had to put the fan. A certain way to where i was getting. No air hit me. I i will not sleep. I have you know me. I have a giant fan at night that just blows on my face the entire night. So i i just love getting blown by anything i love. It doesn't get blown rob yet. But man lucia loan as exceptions. That i wasn't a in a plane crash. I like the first time like two weeks. I had a dream whereas best friends with drake. That's nice that's better than car. Crashes and way better homes they wave. Oh it was sick. That's massive yes. Injuries were best friends last night. Share that he did. Did you convince him to get rid of that. A girl lesbian me mass as weird that the whole album is kind of weird but it has to songs and that's it way that reminds me standa. What are your thoughts both you. Oh i like it. I listened to a verse of anything moon. So for me right. I used to be the biggest konya stand in the world. And then he got kind of weird and then like the afterlife a- pablo and then he got super weird gaza and i don't say weird and like how he produces or how he makes music because like he's always i mean weird gun like all right. Connie i don't think i can stand you. You're being cosc- baca chan. So now he's on his gospel taibbi and you know gospels not my thing but i really liked donde. The only problem is it's like like he could've made like absolute banger album with like ten tracks and like gotten rid of fourteen track i. I'm over this hole. Artists will put out music in an album. That has twenty songs have to afternoon. So listen to your music are just. Give me the bankers. Let's move on if he cut it down to like tension. Bangers i would have been like this is a banger album. This is best fifa pablo at but like because there's twenty-something tracks on it. I'm just here like yeah. I don't remember like half most of this album but like there's a couple of like absolute gig giga bangers like so solid seven ten for me. Yeah what would. What's the giga bang. Gatsby anger for uber. Oh my god Jesus lord that she fox hurricane box jail fox like noon. because moody's again fucks. It's like sensual kind of kids so much so much intercourse. What why. I would make a if if after grid with us on. I would make sweet love to it. Just give me an album. Cover though conway what i say. That folks to heaven held that fox Come to life. Probably my favorite one that when fucks extra hard and on fantasy and then like other seventeen sons. You're like. I don't remember them. Yeah pretty much i. It's not the type of my. Just listen to on the background. After like being a certain mood. I got yeah. We know you're not gonna listen to it. I know i'll have to pretty recent song. Okay oh bad guy. Has billy irish now. My guide was mr hubbard. That is recent guy no way to ask for four years ago. Yeah so. I'm just now catching up and baton Where i'm begging begging begging. You man is really wasn't. I'm begging begging you to recent songs that aren't you almost cultured. Now yeah thanks so aside notes. We'll get to some like special reminiscent stuff later. Backstory to two things i threes. And there's nothing special happening There's nothing special. I'd my birthdays them. Four days five days. You know what i planned nothing you got for. I mean i can episode. One hundred is great but like we were there for sixty nine. You know we were there for ten. Oh and we were talking about milestones. We didn't mention the one twelve twelve house that'll probably be a banger plan fire whereas yeah is different and then we'll skip one thirteen and actually go. We'll have won twelve part two one then. Everybody will be like like whatever happened to one thirteen. And if you don't know they don't know we've never seen one nets up. We just have one thirteen. We've never seen an episode one thirteen. And that's that's what sent to our just adds text please. We're still contractually obligated episode but yeah like literally anything in my life. I'd can't plan ahead or anything special So it kinda the same thing like this just kept getting closer and i was like man. This is getting close and then got close and like right before this. I had to go doctor's appointment. I get outta my doctorate. Well right before i go to art like we do anything special and i was like now you. I haven't been doing that sense. Like what twenty. Sixteen like fuck. Whatever have that drew it is true. So that's the way. I think we're best at and like shirt like if Like fruit summit. All that kind of stuff comes in the future like that's current summit is where all the budget goes all. Yes that's like all the budget. Planning everything goes to for some people. Keep asking me through. Someone gonna happen to me brandon tomorrow. Give me say right. Let's shut down again like what you want from me once we once everyone gets that third booster is going to be around for. What has it like the rest of our lives anyway. The other thing. I wanted to bring out so i mentioned Been having a few personal training sessions right the guy during your personal trainer yet. Have you farted during a personal training session yet. But it probably wasn't noteworthy like if you times i've like noticed far james like going down. I'm at the bottom of a squad and it's like oh i get out of this. I have the hell out of you. I'm sure you've done some flash on ripper exercises while we also gonna do anything heavy so nothing like forsman that nothing that will make you. Ripa fatty okay. Though i mean rid fatty is just on the daily like. That's just the thing so anyway. His name is jonathan really cool. Did jonathan yeah shot jonathan. It's crazy He was telling me about his life. Or whatever and i was like. I don't mean to be rude but like how old you he says forty now is like you can leave day and you'd be like thirty one. Maybe thirty two great firs age. Those people they're like aging. I'll just guess someone so like. Sometimes i'll play the game where i just look them up. I was like eh is probably thirty. Five thirty thirty six and look up and it's like forty five. Well that's like two. How old is for geeta. Because i think you're right up there. They got some saying thanks dad. Who's who's the guy that plays agent. Paul rudd like that guy dude. Like mid thirty seven are not that little bit their total wolf. He's the president and ceo of mercedes very handsome very handsome european looking man or handsome. No total total wolf wolf. He is like the epitome of like old european. Good looking man like is fired. A total wolf. That is who i wanna be. Toto is total wolf. Total office four fifty dude. He looks like he could be thirty. Nine total gone to a wolf. That surprised me but anyway that's because he was like it was all starting out because it like yeah. I used to live in colorado. He's like but i moved away. What did he say moved away ninety three but he went to high school here. So it's like wait. What i thought he was a couple years older than me turn. Pc as as possible earnings forty. But then you know outside learned for eleven years Well he went and got a film degree creator. He went to film the green for eleven years. Worked at this pseudo production company for films and on worked on almost every during that time worked on almost every project with steven spielberg what the fuck. Yes steven spielberg and peter jackson and Yeah you just as mr trump. Sorry i he's taught me something and it's like blow my mind cause like when i grew up in like at first called i wanna be a director. I want to go on a film. So he's tommy all this stuff he's telling me he's in the room with all these people watching movies and he's like fan with a bill that makes me feel better But he had to work like side by side with all these giants Queued me in on some like trauma back stuff. All hollywood it. He gave you a script. He's like this is. This is the one. I'm telling you will also like he worked on sony projects. Because i guess the company he was with his like there's the production and in the film crew and he's like the intermediary to like go in between everybody and stuff But it's just crazy. Like i hadn't asked him i would never know and he just did that. Probably eleven years of his life telling people to know maybe branch out. Talk to somebody. Make a connection. Maybe you'll learn something about somebody if you're too afraid to ask somebody about their life. Maybe you'll learn something great. Yeah i'll bring up another in which you brought to one hundred here. Yeah exactly. that's why it's not about fireworks and celebration. It's about learning here knowledge. Would you guys rather have learning moments or fireworks. You don't want to know the answer b. s. explain it and it was like. That's so cool. He like explained. Apparently ryan gosling is a bit of a diva. And i'm one of offering. I would be one on one of the projects. He dad like he told me not to disclose. Because i guess it's never been publicized. But there is a project who's was working on that ryan gospels and that they had to fire him but i guess it was under like no one really knows about it because he was being no because he was being such diva though about athlete. The best wise mouth is gone. Sees a diva. Everyone hates wolverine. Yeah he's i guess he's just like he's a a method actor through and through like he's just really ryan gosling ryan reynolds rang. Yeah that's definitely lying lying ryan like i don't know what he was with. Walgreens men they are gosling There's something else. Oh and then. I had to ask him because he worked like he's credited district nine he worked he worked meal. Bonk's is like did. I have to know 'cause like no one knows for sure. I feel kind of rumors. Like was that supposed to be the halo movie. Are we breaking news here. And he's like it's so funny you ask because that was a whole year of my life. I got the scoop. I got the scoop baby so apparently it was like with I forget who said. Like warner brothers and fox. Where like co doing it because oh so going to be so expensive in big and when they first sent scripts He was there for all the script readings. But i guess like in hollywood when you go to deliver script. It's like a big thing. For like a i read but you go you give it to them and once they're done reading like you sit there while they read it and then you just take it so they never have it just in case something leaks but i guess in this case they just had a dude as master chief going around giving people the whoever had to read the script and then he would just sit room for like two hours and then take the script and leave i. It's gonna take a lot longer from you. That she is gonna be in there like say the. Hey i need you to read that script over there. i'll get to it like them on. Can we just like. I'm on the clock. Bam sparks chief so explain and then it started the ball rolling new bomb campaign like new zealand. He started filming project. Going is so when you say. Is that the kind of the halo footage that we've seen where it's like a brew and then there's like a master chief like drifted and stuff like that He he didn't know about that now. i'm not sure. Do you know what. I'm talking about. The i do. Yeah okay but so. I guess they're like a year into it in one day. fox wonder just calling like hey. We're cutting everyone on this project's budget by fifty percent. Just like we're having everything. And i killed project gorge. So he had like a year's worth of footage and everything and just literally caputo. There went and say i mean it's sad. It was probably for the best. I mean let's be real video game movies normally don't perform especially at what came out. Twenty thirteen district district was sick and they did that on away shorter budget because any explained how that went on to become district nine earlier. He'd made a little short film kind of about that and so they turn that into district nine pitched it anyone thinking about an alien refugees. Kinda right that like non humans okay. Because they didn't want us like they were afraid to use the word alien because isis like it might people confuse it with you know. Immigrants and refugees baba went and talked about is fascinating fascinating. And i would've never known and this goes even further. The guy that came out to initially like scout my room. Whatever and give me a a price on a ac unit Just snowball do. He's like late forties early fifties Goes down whatever figuring stuff out. And i had my fruits on shirt on from back when the samurai run and it has like the kanji on the back and this has like samurai all that stuff. And he goes he goes. Oh what disciplined. Did you train it. And i'm like oh no it's just it's just it's not like that man and so he goes onto the fire. We'll let me show you. Then he goes on to explain met. He had an earlier age. I don't even remember what this was. It wasn't was like beyond. Taekwondo is pretty obscure is like tycoon issue. I have no idea. And i guess early on in his early twenties. He traveled the world in these tournaments to compete. Because i guess yeah. I guess he's like one of the best in the highest belch. You could possibly be anyone about that. Well funny enough. Yeah i was actually being filmed for new season. That's washed it. Yeah we were watching season one. Okay we but so he goes on to explain that. And i'm like that's crazy. Any explained like all the places he went to visit and then even went to japan like a traditional place. Where all this started like train their blah blah blah blah so cool and then. He goes on and goes. Yeah but then dropped that to play the bagpipe as what but yeah just about your heard is out out there right. Little eccentric except at the age of fifty. He's getting flown around the world to give lessons. because he's regarded as one of the best bagpipers in the world. Funny see guy. Yeah and so he kind of does ac in the meantime because like he came into my room and say oh cool set up like right now i have to zoom calls with my students but like this would be a great setup and apparently that's a thing he gets paid pretty. Well guess meantime just kind of your own understanding. here's fridges. Constantly surrounded by like incredible people doing like what normal people would consider like pretty dour jobs just like oh personal trainer. An ac unit guy. Oh what did you do in your past life. yeah. I was professional bagpiper. Yeah i worked would okay. Yeah what do you and your free time like you just got. Your game is pretty. Make you play video games See okay see. This is where my mind goes. It's like or was he just fucking with you. Yeah was like he saw that guys. Love the fuck that says on his back. So if i ask them what this report is he's gonna be like and then i'm gonna tell about the discipline and to having a good. Maybe he's like. I'm gonna work my new method acting almost blake. Said he'd do that. If he was like method acted he would like wait. A table differently. Every table would be different character. Blake's a different kind of guy though But yeah like like what like what you just never know. This kind of stuff is crazy like you never. You don't know who's around you and what they've experienced and done in life's bazaar so ask questions connect maybe not just like rant leela. The problem too is a lot of people now are so it's on walked a hey man. What was your past fucked. What it's getting my mail like these are different because you have a little more time habits more but yeah i wouldn't be like stops. Hey that's what i love about. Like conventions and stuff in like meeting fans and stuff is because i get to hear about their kind of their lives and all that kind of stuff because they know us and they know that kind of thing so yeah so i get to meet like fans see. Were they all come from an. It's that's like really cool about my favorite part about meeting fans. It's just all their stories and stuff like that. That's what i miss the most packs. That looked really pop. Yeah dude. I can't believe it. That dead no pun intended. Those unaware great segue rump. Yaks pry backslash calling west right prime though. Isn't it like the biggest report was i. Don't know if they changed the west because they have like we st- north ceased. You know all those different ones so I won't do the video of some guy like the main hall or whatever of ski packs taking video the floor and Yeah it was. Probably one of the i think band i was there. I think you can hear him. Go like band is over there in the corner. It was the pack south. And that's impressive like it made tax feel like pack. South had like that kind of you know it's still had a to it. Yeah but she likes her saying that. But you don't expect it to be huge and big you'll get any packs primes and it's like it's a whole thing often and it was. I mean i told you it was going to be. But i i mean that was like yeah and so it was crazy Well data wanted to see like. Hey you guys wanna come out a couple months ago. Oh god i didn't that would have been i would. It would have been good to like hang out with people like the convention itself the west face. I would have given them in the moment a little work like seeing you guys at the house and like doing all that kind of stuff would be sick but now like they're also like selling the house and stuff to move and they're all move and shake in the big world you know papers exchange through hands. They're you know they're crazy. They're they're in a different life now. basso packs was underwhelming. By just like. I can't imagine it's going to happen. No nothing is going to happen this thing. They just kinda jump again. I mean twitched on would technically be happening in a couple of weeks but that's not happening. No maybe he's good. It's not because i feel like especially like this year. This close i feel like it would just be one big like walk out or something probably rightfully so but be crazy And then and then who would they get. Can't have tam. dr lupo youtube youtube. Yeah bitcon vid- com. That's that's just a whole zuma's and is that where you're highly wanted to be. Yeah well heidi clemes san your son. I don't remember bob. I want to be mixed full. I like where's your dad seal. Just like i was. Just i was like. She's i forget. Pay tree wonder if he still watches. He's probably he's probably he's probably just like yeah. I used to watch you guys in d. one. He's probably the man. I i used to watch your mom on america's top next up runway model. I think it was seriously she used to be on their famous Take talked by the way palm. You're like me whatever. The i don't know you gotta. Hey yeah yeah. I would really like when you make an account you have to social security card. Have to like it's like here are some and you have to scroll through a whole bunch like analyze your profile. Whatever i'm still yeah there. We're still trying to figure out your profile. I'm not even halfway through. I still don't know what i'm doing but my profile. Oh yeah followers. I guess you can fall. I have to. It's our naveh and my wife. Okay nice catch me up mr fruit. Y. t everything else was taken in your regular schedule. Podcast listening for this short at brick with everything going on. It's like a half to hide myself up with the music. Before i go to like any kind of occasionally if i'm going to move i got listen up to some height music to deal with people no matter how you're feeling about getting back out there. There's no denying it's an adjustment when the world gets too loud. Something i love to do is create my own soundtrack. By popping in my worry wireless ear buds. 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Such as third party and cash deposit fees may apply. Can you please you all the cringe just trends because it would be hilarious. You do the trends but just knowing. It's ironically you doing. You have the take talk specifically just to do the take talk trends but we know it's cringe so it's just like so like the next dance when you see you gotta go for it and the people eat it up the leader right up mr fruit. I saw you post that thing about. I want like a social media expert. You got one right here. host cringe tick talks. But you know they're cringe. Well was where it's like people like. They're transforming they act like they're like grab the mic choke the cave weird weird behove i to go down the whole. It reminded me 'cause like shark. Showed a thing like you got to do this. Because i guess like the mr fruit hashtag has six hundred thirty thousand views. He's he's kind. Wish i had to look it up. A lot of it are some indian fellas just putting hashtag. I don't even think they're talking about me and they're completely random. I don't know where those are. But then i look through like half of them and it's all just moments. We all miss from destiny and it's just during team stopping. Oh no hey we. We live the beautiful time. There's fan cam. i'll take the bank love. Thank can't see a like arfan can shed. I don't even know if you can tell when they posted it fair. Kansas fat ass song. You know you know what i mean by fat song makes you wanna move that fat al yet. It's all just like d. One stuff or okay among us clips. When you're next the next talk you're doing. This is like what sydney was telling me is. The latest trend is people have song. That's playing and it's just like you look ahead to the is like this and you have good lighting so you have goods. You have gray mardi ahead. you're already ahead of the game. you like. Look at the camera. And like you're acting all dramatic and then the beat drops and you pretend like you got shot. That's like the new. Like guys like you got to work on your acting chops and then it just cuts so like everybody knows what you're going to see the mr fruit take talk that the latest tick doctrines done by their favorite youtuber us. Anti-dumping let's jump the gun because most of us can be gaming clips. So let's just like when i do start mistake again in the game or flow. We need the new kids. Get then you know. Throw for thrown up. Talk at work with me if i did. I'd be like and i was like trying really hard trying to make it. The process industry works in his. Just wants to live vicariously through like you sound. Ironically like dude. Just do it i. You should do their next time. Elbow little higher it's stat stat bump bump don't make me tell you again. Okay just put me in front of fucking camera. I'm coming over road to tuck no but it's one just why you'll see. I'll pepper the man but the problem is even if i get all the zimmer's then there's going to be like okay. Well that's it. They're not coming up on youtube. Let me check out his smp. Our and then before you know it take talk saying that multiple personalities with our names. That's really weird. Answer weird have you seen that heard by kids out there that saying that multiple personalities like they're named after like tobby init- and like wilbur. It just like they just have they just really like these people. Pretend it's weird some else per social the extreme us or vet corvette. That's come on ross. He's so in tuned to the to the zoo generate talk cringe so follow take talker and so i just see all talk cringe. You might as well have a tick. Talk them no but you're scrolling through talks well so on read it was like i fucking hate talk. I say i hate it all the time. I don't support it. And then i go and read it in. All it is is take talks like so. We're just we're just watching take talks but just through read it to say we don't have it. Take talk top as a part of the team. I won't read it. You know it's crazy. How massive tick tock makes people because like you never know mr. fruit. You could be the next tick tock star there. I thought about this. There's this old guy. I remember from the paragon days and he just normal normal streamer you know he was really entertaining thing really great player to and then like i look. I see is twitter. Because i was falling. We're falling until as he's like he's like he's like brody well maker house like oh this. Is this a siham star from paragon. And then he's like he's like yeah five million tick talk Fans book the fun. So i look and he's just like yeah. He's legit got like a million instagram followers. He's not like five million. Like saying it was he do does he do the for. He's he's like like ticked things. I don't know how to describe it. Is he an elevated elevator. Opens up today talk threatens. He doesn't like acting stupid. This is just normal dude plan paragon. He's like a tick tock star. He's like thank god take paragon shutdown. Because they'll let me move on. And now we're i am. That's what he's he's like gideon who is a blessing or more schori is paragon makes stars see. Look at mr fruit. He started as a paragon player. What's that yesterday. yeah. I can't believe you left. Paragon did spend a long true. My free in new giga wasn't gonna sir shortly Yeah you know. I was just a little flaccid overall. But there's a couple of bangers. Mr i i'm sorry i didn't mean to upset you. I have a question raised. yes rob. what kinda games star wars okay. It's been so long that too afraid to ask what kind of games star wars knights of the old republic fucking dare. You don't even ask like we. We leave this pot. It's an animal show nor fucking dare year day. I don't i don't know i. I don't know either. Republicans never played it either is an action rpg. Basically an actual. That's the way it's so it's not an emo no that's no no. That's i mean that's still live star wars old republic right public. Yeah this is nights. Had the old republic nights of motoren konno's call code orange action rpg and people are like so it's not glass. So is this a remake or it is remake rematch remake accessory master. How remake. It's a remake right remake. This it's a remake act rather have rogue squadron. No one cares about what you think rob. How fucking dare you cool the nights. It's not who asked what rob thought no look bad. Plus she back there my to talk fall where rooms no offended that you said. Bring that back. I played both of those and to be fair. I probably spent more time puppies and they go. There's my there's your answer but code or is legendary. I've never played code. My little brother loves it though. Can't believe you but it's not what it come out this year or no not didn't have released date or if they did. I didn't catch it. And i kind of assumed everytime i see just a cg trailer or assume that's not coming out in three years. No gameplay g get. Because when i saw that didn't have any that's not a doc- went up thirty. Let's joke though. May maybe i'm in the minority here. But i'm all down for the the superhero movies but the superhero games. I think we kind of talked about to like when he's in video game forum like blue had a good point whenever we talked about it. Like the fantastical and like the like. That's what we expect them. Video games so it's never like yeah. Yeah like i will say when it's done well. They're like spider man. Like i can't true. Yeah and because it's insomniac. I care but actually like adventures. Whatever that ping yeah making it just like you haven't really really show. Yeah yeah but that's like this like guardians of the galaxy thing that just kind of looks like a game like imagine like A garden of the galaxy with the team that had got war behind it or something like wyman any franchise and make you like auto industry games. Had that kind of prowess with like the same as the movies does so like when let's say like shake g. comes out which something we need to either seen it have you guys are offering like shinji i mean i do and i've seen you sought. Yeah blue you see it. I have not seen it. Close my ears. Sydney sick did. I don't want to say what you want to go to the theater. I literally like wha- thursday night is when i saw last long. Because she was on a backpacking trip. So i was like wait for her to get home soon. Receipts anyone me and rob. I'm not trying to die. Will add to be fair. Like like bless showed picture of his theater. I wouldn't go to that theater my theaters now. Many people are going back still like wrote to ourselves kind of being us fight by approach for me is outgo will. This is my plan of attack. Right is i'll go when it's like right about at the point where it's going to go out of theaters and no one's watching over there. Just go to a matinee on day dig dude. There's still people going to all time here. Major cities alright can't do that. I'm scared So i don't know if this is real or not but the are the god of war. Art director is tweet out a picture of thor. I like fifty minutes. Is that real pretty thick thick boy. I thought this is gonna be like a reporter deems its subscriber chat. God damn let me. Just tell you guys thor endgame times to milk titties dude. What for just really that big. I guess i guess. Chris hemsworth has just made this idea of four in my head as is beautiful blonde man. That's sick. it's like more realistic. You know it's not like it's more miller ass door with the say there's a lot of christian millions sick the frigging hold through like the major protagonists. This one trilogy last one frigging take on owed and baby. I think they'll like the third one is kinda kinda like the first three games where it's like. I got a story. Driven second game is like fighting in third one. It's just like a boss. Gauntlet your whole fighting. Stop i can only be so erect. See the showcase. It had the war three video. And i'll be honest. One everything about it look sick but then when it is shown a little thing of when like we got a preview of thor in the original one like he lands and he's like you look like a guy who's not scared or whatever like are you a tricky area or scrawl. Let me fight door baby. It's going to be traced. His voice was kind of let that took me a second to get over. I was like oh he's puberty no teen and I i talked about it. There goes the tier theories. Yep you're right i. I saw that immediately thought that. And i was like well i mean you could begin debated in like that's could be an alternate unit or the or an alternate universe credos. Yeah could you bait. I had no idea. But yeah might be but i had to say i'm enjoying Shema more than i actually enjoyed gabor yet. I k- i actually. I was like joint. But no i like it a lot more than i liked. God of war. You being 'cause i like like just running. I think it's christian. Kind of said it when he's playing ghost. Is you kind of run. You see this is. This is mongol territory. Okay well not anymore not i. I liberated this. And i've just been doing that forever. Do any of the main. i think. I'm like like already like sticks with older whatever that is completely different. Though at that point they're different genres like you're saying i'm enjoying exporting. Open world game. But isn't that an open world game to ask that you did. Yeah yeah but not the same way that like to open world games like nine times. I tend to explain god of war going to be like it's a it's a single player experience and i can mention open world you can optional. I'm sure a lot of people. They'll just be lying through the story but yes she. I didn't i did everything i i think. They're completely different. Things it's fine if you liked to gain more but a c. Appreciate them yet for different things. It's like yeah. I mean i can't no one can really tell you not to enjoy a more than the other. I was just like how dare one. Yeah and then. You're like well. I'm not even doing the main story so it's not even comparable you know. Why am doing the main story i got. I just got to the next island after doing everything on the first a act to yes. It's fun games. Kevin is going to right now too and he keeps like asking me things. Like don't spoil anything he's like dude so when someone is crazy dude like what. Yeah i just got that a i got. I just got this armor that you have to go get from settlements you'd like six seven minutes and save him is that the kazakh warmer at is. That would be the dripped out in the white. And then i gotta dripped out on the white as high. Look good ya was there anything else. That was announced other than bouldering. Star wars up. I'm sorry god spiderman two. Oh right yeah. I'm just not chunk of soccer. Best ones when he say for everything he loses it man anyway. I guess they gave seven release date. I know okay. Well not you okay. Now you've got to not. I'm not saying i'm not saying. Hey guys just saying nasty. All right jason's like the racing car games. Those are fun. I don't know why sma. Gt is like too little too late. We didn't get support like actual valid like budget behind. Gt for the past like basically to generation and open. Yeah yeah. I don't know what like four is is kinda like cornered the market. You know what i mean quantities note. Hey not as the work on it. you're going to be fantastic talk. Sandra see marvel spiderman too. I didn't see the trailer but it's pretty exciting comes out next year i think right. Apparently i don't know if this Radiohead and epa games. Tease mysterious collaboration kid. A amnesia exhibition at playstation showcase. Radiohead the band. Yeah oz. little this weird. I don't know raider has like very like anti establishment and anti corporation and so when they did like an epic games like k. anti corporation but they and harmony. I mean yeah. I was like kay interesting. Guardians of the galaxy. Comes out the twenty six of october. Whoa that's so anyway Uncharted legacy thieves collection on charter. Foreign las legacy. Cps five and pc has announced the insomniac is making the wolverine insomniac is making every game. ou go swire. Tokyo still very intrigued by that. We got some more snippets of that It's been teased dr pepper while now on time really longtime gte five blade the march twenty twenty two if it's a new game That didn't come out nine years ago but here we are getting trailers for the same game a decade. There was this forespoken thing. Oh forespoken looks really good. The shane and the dubbing was will saas but the game. It looks really cool I have no idea is about. And i kinda like it. Looks fun though Alan wake remastered. Released announced though is teased on twitter earlier. This week project eve hack and slash bouba. 'cool it's been made by cream company with jiggle physics That's all i could notice in. This is your so. God is like this isn't decision. How they work mayhem like up. Just some water balloon strapped onto seriously bizarre. Oh and then. Tiny tina's wonderland. We finally got some gameplay which i don't understand what it is like it just looks like borderlands so it almost looks like what they did with The one that was in space what was called the. Oh the borough is the actual like yeah like that. It almost gives me like far cry. Blood dragon vibes. I don't know if you've played that as back like twenty twelve or whatever far cry three came out and in release far. Cry three blood dragon but it was like a separate game but it was like made on the thing and it had this like super sent wave thing and it was really cool but as his own came but it was shorter. Some wondering like how like how big of a game is like. What are we talking In retro in relations to a normal borderlands but it looks cool and now he's like magical powers and Looks like they can have some fun with this whole rpg like dungeons and dragons esque setting. We are role playing rainbow. Six extraction It's a game yeah. Yeah i'm not crazy about shooter. Maybe it'll be good but always play it nice. I saw still to this day. I was like oh cool like expansion very much succeed. And then i and then i was like. Oh it's its own game tillstrom jets Anyway anyways And that was mainly The announcements i of course first and foremost but that god war rag narok dude people were like it. Looks the same and it's like when was it. What did you do did you want them to do. Like god for techno ways to god of war. Uncharted twelve god of war. Breath of the wild. Do what you want. That's exactly what i want when i want all of it yet. Soga so i'm super hyped And then i'm i'm excited for our tokyo. It said like springtime. Twenty twenty two. I've a film escalade so three years. Yeah and then co tor. I'm really interested to see what they do with them. Low too 'cause it'll be fresh. But i'm ready. I mean yeah. It was just an cgi thing whenever but it's just cool that it's happening excite the announcement. Pretty pretty exciting is very short. Sweet to the point. I have to admit i was like this it. But that's how they just shotgun. They're like there. You go want to be fair to though they were all like exclusives so unlike xbox that could pat it you know or like other people. They're just say hey. Here's our first party. Here's what we're working on. Yeah it's a good amount of eight or nine or whatever yes. Sony does first parties. That's what they're known for. Yeah those the playstation in an hour and fifteen minutes from a recording. This football's back. That's right that's right football and yes what else is back that. I cannot wait for my movies a year. The matrix bro resurrection mac. I can not wait. But okay. I i hate to say this. Don't say don't say well. I don't want job no. I don't know if they need to cut the hair but it was just like. Oh my god john wick in nature just fucking to conic like it's like. Is he more than neo. Like my really saying though. Here's the one. I think john wick is definitely more culturally iconic than neo is now right now yeah. 'cause what matrix was twenty years ago or whatever. Yes like okay. That's that's probably not the that's probably not the most popular answer now. County that dude. That's pistons dog died. yes now. here's the thing. I think you're getting mixed up. It's not. You're seeing john wick. It's you're seeing keanu because counter. Let's be honest. Plays the same thing in every role be honest counters. Kiana and time. We're gonna was like not really held as regardless as an actor as i mean. He started picking his roles a lot. Better in like very stoic. Let's do that suits him. It's like instead of going outside of your your toolbox you know. Yeah no maybe just you bills really good at hammer. Now stay hammer now like iraq. The rock is not exactly dramatic actor but damage he saw. I would love this either. Rock and a dramatic well. He did his weird action roles where he had to be like hypodermic. Like the mummy. The scorpion king terrible. But they usually what fuck it. I'm the rock bitch. And the rock plays iraq now or Reynolds jason ryan reynolds ryan relatives plays ryan rail yet ryan reynolds as ryan reynolds and different movies. Giants state jason. Tatum always just played jason. Stay tham samuel jackson. I'm samuel jackson motherfucker. Like sometimes it's good to not go out of your comfort zone. That's right leave that to like. Oh what's the leonardo dicaprio movie. That's coming out together. I didn't see the trailer for it though. But the catholics really I mean any leon down anyway. But yeah that jennifer lawrence jonah hill mistaken right. Yeah like these comes out christmas eve. Oh wait what. The crazy thing is matrix comes out. Twenty second two days before that cau- ham bigger. That's that's this year for me is my sex Dune list good too. I don't know what to think about that one. Yeah especially because. I don't even think know if the second one's happening so and it's not like anything. Blinds shades beautiful. I'll watch whatever he could like. It's supposed to be like a two or three part movie. So if we're only getting it's going to be a bit of a bummer. Ten of like the way like one or warcraft ended. You know it was like you really think we get another one. Never not that bad. So as far as Shanxi in the ten rings login. the ten rings It didn't feel like a marvel movie. And i mean that the best way possible. That's great to hear. Yeah it was nice like it was grounded. It didn't feel too big yet because like at this point to like the marvel universe anytime anything happening. We'll why isn't so felt really nice and localized choreography. Probably best if any movies crazy. The fight scenes. What i really like to is like the fight scenes went on and it wasn't like like quick cuts and you're like trying to fall the action. I just like boom. They're going through and it's sick. The hallway through plenty of fights characterised refine like the story. All nah i was really happy. In fact it clear. What go i was going to rewatch. Wow and you know for me. Oh you're by yourself. No one could the first time. But she's like. I liked it but not enough or sagging i did and i think also part of it. I'm just so starved of the movie theaters. it's always been my getaway. I just wanna theater So yeah that's just my spoiler for real. I really liked it Is there anything we want to touchdown before we move on to questions Looking on the past hundred episodes brother butts right. That's right let's go down any idea. I suppose that's all i got. That's tae desi. Seven years old true got funding old and decrepit and memory lane. Yeah it hurts anyways so. Gt over easy heavier episodes. I wasn't gonna weigh myself scale. So i mean i'll take my shirt off. You take it off. Let's go delays. No no way. Our ad readers will not like it. Yeah they're like put that add that reads ahead take we have to like. We have to put a little kabale our advertisers. Like unless you're wearing sunglasses look honest. I probably way a little less. Probably like a pound or so. I'll tell you this. I like until the pandemic i was going to give every house in the best shape of my life and then it's been about a year and a half so i have like a year and a half on bash. If my life. I'd say about a year and now it's been a year off so about at where we started. Maybe a little better. I mean you've probably retained a little bit of the will bit of the musculature from from back. Go on you want. Go ahead the all right. That's enough out of me What about favorite episode favorite episode of man. Where so many from yeah. I'm thinking through ninety nine personally. Well i'm gonna be selfish and say literally any episode where re predominantly talked about folk. Amman is my favorite episode. Yeah i i would say. Probably the for the fruit summit ones where we liked. Talk with like busey's that was mine. Mail man that's cheating. Yeah those are probably my favorite. Those are always the best. We gotta do that again. Hey cova can we do that again. No op sorry not go back to whatever you're doing i am off off. Was just so much fun. It was nice to have everybody in person. i think adds something And ironically that's how he started so evidently it's all been downhill against anyone past the first couple. No okay. yeah guess. We're like when we were. I liked when we a our guest block that was. I really enjoyed that. We should do that more often as we said that. And we said we're gonna do more often and then they're like every ten minutes we'll get a guess and never had never worked in on it. I can't think yeah. I can't plan so that was cool. I think more so the coolest part for me is that we were able to keep doing this and we felt like there is a smaller community of duty over easy listeners. Here the discord For the patriot on that are all friends and all that stuff that talk to each other and all that kind of stuff. So i think that's probably one of the things i'm most proud of. Is i think the kind of little fun community. We've harvard over here. It's just all supportive lasts just talking into a fucking microphone. And i don't think we've ever gotten loss or anything like that in the process of this just like how we started the dream team like it was just kind of us talking into a microphone. And it's still one hundred years later. I would say going to say the memes. Come from on reddit. those are always fun. Yeah i you lasagna. How was gonna took it from me like right before the i was going to say my favorite part of this whole adventure from like from a purely just like content standpoint is the fruit read it and how massive the memes have become. Yeah and like even like the little king calorie and shit like small things are funny thing is hosted like the fudge. This about the podcast. That's right that's tax should have been there babe. I'm so proud or fruit from way. Where where's this from is from gee-gee easy bro. And that's right yes spanner-like out right at holding it down. The cove was happening. I know christian wanted to try have us all do like a an experiment kind of thing. Not like an experiment but like What was it called like that thing you want us to do. Oh yes the deprivation tank. Yeah just things like that where we could like actually have like some more stories and all that crazy to think that there's just more this podcast has been done more in quarantine that it has not in corentin and a lot. That's we ear. Never really the split is like seventy thirty. And that is he's been mostly in quarantine the so so i remember we talked about like covert for the first time at that point even called corona virus. Now sitting there with my ten am crazy maestro. I really thought you're like you kind of put me on like can. I was like that will never happen here like it. Never does. it happens everywhere. I don't want to say i told you so. You know it's one of those. Like i wish i was wrong was like beckton. They're like yeah like worst case or like worst case involves and we all die and we're all screwed best case. We cold flu in cova season just like did i threw. It was like doomsday. He was like yeah well. The world's getting infected probably screwed and then it happened. And i was like well. Guess jeeze happening. Seventy percent in now a. I think it'd be so politically heated as it is. Now though like i just i thought it would just totally just be a night. That is probably what surprises me. The most about it now. Like if i look back so it never in my mind ever ms like become kind of a political hot topic here at all ever you say that fortunately Yeah we were here. We are pretty much anything. That is like yeah. This is factually. Based i don't know about that doubt conspiracy. Yeah i love the pokemon episodes. And then i would. I really misuse editing. It was always kind of really fun for me. It was like an hour and a half to kinda. Just go back. Listen cut it. In almost enhanced the podcast in the sense of making jokes by cuts all that kind of stuff. So cain cutting gave me a creative kind of freedom to which is that. I miss with during the podcast. But it's all good Reminds me the last step. So we we're talking about joe rogan and people in the constant what happened. It feels like you just flipped like last episode. You me how much you'll rogan for. Stop roll Tide i listened while ago literally. I stopped listening to him when the pandemic in. Because for me for me. The joe rogan. Podcast i talked about them was the interesting guest really great guests people and topic. She would've never even thought to look up or hear from boom all time and then that went away. Like i was never big fan. Like when he just friends on the comedy ones that i wanted to learn and stuff and then that way and then it got really political and super political and then he got really opinion and it was just like kinda like pseudoscience political you lost and then yeah and then he just know what he just takes. Everyone sides deepened. Yeah so like. I never has an opinion and it just interesting guests anymore. He had one episode Kinda towards the beginning of lockdown or whatever where it was like a virologist wherever somebody studies this things like talking about it he's like yeah like this and then the vaccine baba and the next w if someone is do and getting the vaccine man and it's just like just and i get that he's also i think it's a device uses to to just get people talking and yeah which is fair but yeah as far as that if i had made clear i have not listened to jeroen and a long time. I missed like joe. Rogan neil degrasse tyson and geragos sleep dr dude and rogan. Like that was his name for me. It was like a big light switch. That flipped off. 'cause i had like dabbled in and out and when he was ironically. It was the bill burr episode. where bill. Burr gonna fucking do this. We'll just like we're not gonna fucking do you like hey man. I'm not going to pretend. Like i know what i'm talking about in this topic. That is clearly for scientists and then at that point. I was just like wait. What do i listen this cooking. Just didn't listen to it again after. That's just not what i wanted to listen to like. Yeah some people's but yeah at that point is like and then i kept looking and then at the point where i was getting like interesting guests it was just like so few and far between and somehow would always get political to and i was like i wanna just want us to our next one hundred episodes. We will see you at twelve now. I guess is the next big one one. Twelve is the big one morning. Hydrate yourself think capri sun are you. Are you drinking blue. No make my boys zoom in. Here's the sex is zoom into my cold dead eyes. Think augurs okay. We start with the qna. Now yes sorry. This wasn't a big step. One hundred classy says. What are some of the wallace youtube rabbit. Holes you've been down where a lot of time passes while he watches shits videos. Okay okay so there's this there's this I sat like crazy conspiracy person. But i'm not so it's called mystery recaps and it's just. This dude goes through movies. That are like really bad. That i don't wanna watch. But he explains the whole plot in like has the clips playing in the background. And they're like about twelve minutes long and it just like the perfect amount of content. That i just. I i watched legs with. Oh yeah i think. I watched like sixty episodes the other day and it was just like of movies that i had no desire to watch like one of them was a logan paul movie but the premise of the movie was. Actually you know as a test like back when youtube was kind of dabbling in the film films. Type thing so it's like mystery movies. I don't really want to sink an hour. And a half to so he just kind of explains the plot of the movie about twelve fifteen minutes and it's great called mystery recapped but he also has like other ones where it's like all other kinds of movies and stuff as i guess that rabbit holes. I don't i pretty much always get sucked down horror rabbit holes and then like i'll start getting into like weird like strangest like strange occurrences where people were caught on tape before their deaths. Type thing. you're like yeah. I literally blessing how i get driven down halls and here we can see in this phone walks. Yeah i'm the guy. I see it i see it. It's fall y'all time to replace your water intake with pumpkin spice law tastes and going out of your way to step on that crunchy leaf because cosies time of the year is here. Find your comfort in undies lounge. 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I just went through all the rest life of japanese firemen. Like an office worker of wag you be far by casino guy like yeah that guy. That guy's awesome weird. But i definitely go through like travel ones which is like writing on the on a hundred and fifty dollar Tokyo like no bullet trailer bullet train or like Yeah boat rides of gaga's. That's all be taken ride on your japanese mom. What she johnny rumor Who is your celebrity hall pass. I don't believe in passes. So there's your answer to that if sydney's right there with the gun rob playing twice. Don't do hall passes just threesomes dude for real good to grow up to. Yeah i mean like in. Actually i would never actually do a whole bass and i think claire asked me that and i don't really have an answer. I mean i haven't answered. But i'm not going to answer. Who is julianne. Huff always she. That the dancer yeah. She's in safe haven as well. Yeah i'm a fan. Oh by the way. We're dancing with the stars fans by the way Cody rigsby my peleton. Instructor is a contestant this year. We're pro tone. In structures are celebrity enough to go on dancing with the stores. Go on all about. I hope he gets to dance to brittany. Yeah me too z. Train ask how do you define a donut. Because there's a boston cream donuts. That are not the ring shaped so are they. Just pacers at that point yeah. It's just like a donut doesn't have to have a hole in it. It's all about what's in. it's just all about the pastry. That is the donut. I guess for me. A donut is either something that has a whole middle or the whole is filled with something so that the whole in some way shape perform has a purpose if that purpose is to have no purpose than so be at it as a doughnut. Showing pastries filled with jelly stuff. And those aren't but the direct center has to be filled for it to be a don't because the donut the ideology behind doughnuts is the dose centered. There is no there or it is filled so that there's no dough so it is a doughnuts. The lack of dough in the middle allows it to be a doughnut. I'm kind of taking. The side of their abstract wonder made up by at this point. I'm just roll with it. You know when he mentioned donut and then boston cream pie done. Whatever now's my guys. Got point like they're just to just pastries like i feel like if anything the donuts are the woman holes and if it doesn't have a whole doughnut pastry okay. So then. I think the boston cream pie when they're misnamed boston. Cream pastry you gotta you yet. Because you've got you've gotta stop it somewhere cause otherwise. What's what i feel like. Names are just a way for corporations to keep us down. Well one branding and it's like like when someone says. Hey we're selling donuts here like they're talking about so it's like at this point it's like it's just become a terminology even though like i don't if you if you did it like in a slightly different way like it would still functionally be a doughnut at that point. Donut a bagel okay. Dude won't bread like once blow What's donut but did not a patient lyford grain like different. But they're not gonna know you're no you're no. You're not just doing devil's advocate. Just be silly. they're both. Let's see a little risque. What are some funny call a big pastry walking bagel. Okay what are. What are some of the funnier idioms you guys have heard. The best i've heard is time to make like a donkey's dick and hit the road making saying that donkeys have huge wieners. They do i think so. I- horses. I think i think the term is actually a horse so he deums what are what are what i'm looking at her. What is my dad. He loves those co-head an idiom is a phrase or expression that typically presents a figurative non literal meaning attached to the phrase but some phrases become figurative idioms while retaining the literal meaning of the phrase categorized as formulaic language in idioms figurative meaning is different from the literal meaning. Said quit i. I don't know i get name. Oh fuck my clip. Jesus christ read they slash them like oh come on like one's like cat got your tongue. Snug is a bug in a rug once in a blue moon butterflies in my stomach. These are examples. I can't. I can't pick one off of me sideways filming a boston cream doughnut. And call me sally. That is one of them. Mean that isn't idiom because like none of it is real idiotic sweaters. Hey that's not nice. As the one that you think would be way popular if it was more. Wait what you stop right. There could lose this blues. just wondering. Don't come on you think would be way more popular if it was more. Well-known isn't that croak like isn't a pokemon already way popular because it's well known no i there's different picks that like pokemon like if they were advertised or had tation when me more popular question. You like They could have done more. The cub fu. No what's the name of the ku wallover from gin seven the koala. Oh the the sleeping one. Yeah i like he could have done something. That's my answer it with other regional birds are pretty woman Always you can get like a photo of all pokemon. I think Pants support so many options. Probably have so many so many possible answers. Peach you under it on. I'll come back to this when i have to think about it right. You okay right you represented. It's not but people know about right to say they know he just gets shafted. Exactly stops have to right you. Marker say if you had an unlimited budget but you had to make your own costume yourself. What video game character would you costly as probably a good. Oh yeah that's good to gas and myself on mouth. It's right now. this is okay. i'm trying they say it ain't blown away master cheap because it an operating spartan or you knew they like batman i get like an actual use like from like Arkham night that frequent prototyping survive all the money. I make a sick thing. that's like futuristic. You know why go like i have it. Keen spiky hair. You know as just as an example No okay we'll this question. You will know for moon pie. What are your thoughts on eight there. Currents on playing through shadow bringing in tv ages law and haven. But it's still a pain in the ass. I think finishing the main story should grant you fly. to be honest. Eighth occurrence are fine. And i understand that there to get you to explore the world It's Just i'd rather just have a current be where you finished story. You get the eighth current nike fly. I agree. I mean. That's how i feel. That's my thought process goes outta Throughout the many years that dream team and the essential team have had fun with so many memorable means to commemorate your hundredth episode. What would you consider your favorite memes. And least favorite memes. That when guys thought really underrated. Also congratulations on one hundred. You guys have indirectly helped me over the past five years. I wish you best on your next one hundred. I mean we kind of touched on it. A little bit for favorite ones One of the underrated ones was blue. Cheese nuts joke. This one that kind of i back on it. And i was like that was extra kind of funny. I should laugh more israel exit after you said it was one of your better ones. I was like fuck. It was so i should have let him know that with the laughter. 'cause after thinking about it. It was kind of funny outs like that was kind of funny. Appreciate yeah so we kind of talked about that already Blemish asked if you can own one hundred of anything what would it be one hundred baby hippos one hundred taco bells to make it interesting. Nothing obviously monetary diamonds gold but it can be expensive hundred of something. I guess like A hundred i guess. I can't say one hundred bitcoins. Corvette corvette Topping corvette white. Walk like that way. Talk like that so i miss ruse dancing. Chet hopping on something. That like i have that like i. Just don't wanna waste. We're still talking about a hundred. No we're on. If you can own one hundred of anything would be one. Hundred baby hippos. One hundred taco's to make it interesting. Nothing obviously monetary but it can be expensive one hundred. jeff bezos. I a hundred original monet paintings. Oh my god. I'd want a hundred silicone casks of ryan reynolds penis ore. That's huge. You'd never lonely that you thought it was gonna resell them. No oh yeah gimme. Yeah give me some ryan gosling dildos. I'm saying ryan reynolds is hot. Right now you know. Yeah but hard than ryan gosling rang. Gosh is just not making movies at mormon who cares gossiping up your ass. That's massive that who knows we'll find out with the rocks. I wanna know no. He said i'm with all got. You gotta think it's like okay. Done sign after listening. After years of listening to podcasts. I decided to drop my only chance of and support the best podcasts instead mike. Unh cherry pot. If you could create a spinoff game of video game series but on a different genre what kind of game would you make. I would make a mass effect game with a turn based tactics like x com much from mexico. You may go. Blow your minds okay. Hit us with it pokemon but nimmo. Why are you break. You heard i. Would you hire hero. Three and mo- yeah. I would do destiny to isn't mo all right. Do you think that's a joke. But i would do as an animal guys right magic. It was just made failures feel bad but it's not all right. It would be sick if it was. That's by and make our destiny listeners. Feel bad enough for playing it. I'm just saying dude. If hey if there wasn't that would be a blue me playing the other day. I did catch him. I'm playing weekly to keep doing that. he did. He's like mr flu what it looks like. I'm going to the shattered thrown picking up. All the mystery are wiggle ass after listening to the podcast. Five episodes at twenty seventeen. Can i say thank you for actually continuing this for one hundred episodes it been the best part of my morning listening to this podcast question time fruit and anyone else. I've been struggling to lose weight. Even though losing it would be amazing to help build up self confidence. Since i have none would have you any tips on helping start keeping consists in the gym and eating and stuff like that. Do one thing at time either. Do jail or food. I have been on weight. Loss go journey for a little while. Now and i have to tell a. I'm confidence in yourself. First before you lose weight you should have confidence because if you do because you're not going to suddenly get self confidence if your weight when your way goes down you have to gain the self confidence to lose the weight. So get yourself up. Your worth at king ricardo. The heart says what are some struggles that us older gamers face that new gen generations will never understand congrats on one hundred campway for four twenty milestone probably screen. Peaking as a kid true. I later speaking. Yeah i talked about this. My little Nephew he's like a ten or eleven. Nerd is i guess. It's the phrase whatever anyways. What's your sisters. My sister's son. Yeah nephew right. yeah. I don't know. I said something about scrimping. He's like what and i was like. What ono they don't know i moved. They don't know what it's like to play the mad cats controller dude. Because you're older brother you go over to your friends place and they get the working controllers here. Here's your off brand controller dude enjoy does like walk-throughs and guides and stuff like that. I don't think my god like as a kid. You're not so isolated. If if you don't know how to get through a game you can literally just google youtube the level and watch somebody play that level back. Thank somebody somebody had to come over and do it like my brother. My older brother for instance would always play final fantasy seven fifty hours in but then he would like it or take a little bit often. Come back like three weeks later. Doesn't remember he is no way to find out has to restart you start at like seven different times stuff like that. Like you're going through game. Like good luck did. Yeah or like having to delete something on your memory card. Except i think gamers have to do that now. Still cause or you get debated like i got all time. I we go and be like you hear rumor like in pokemon crystal do you. Oh you and red and blue. And crystal i remember. It's like dude. You can duplicate your pc any pokemon you want. You can just clone corrupted my entire game. It was a troll sach How to unlock right shoe and super smash brothers sixty four. Yes you have to do. One hundred hours of something or whatever and then do a certain button combination and then over like where will achieves pictures you can like all and then right. She would show up like a week debate. You know We got a question here from glaze says i had my own revelation had to cheesy easy. Because it's so interesting. Do you guys think with an inner monologue or a voice. You can hear in your head or process thoughts in some other way. It seems so obvious that everyone would but no apparently not everybody has an interlock Inner monologue their head. I found this out through amex. Rpg plays or something. amex our place Where a couple discovered that one of them didn't have anyone reading and couldn't have conversations with themselves speaking out loud while the other could have an inner model. Yeah definitely have been remodeling fisher. Just my voice. Though like i think most of the time i do but sometimes like i will definitely not be having word thoughts but understanding what i'm thinking. I don't know how to describe it but ninety percent of the time your monologue. But sometimes i don't think about it at all and i just know when i really long thought about it but like i'm not even english when i read i can i'll notice sometimes. I'm giving things different voices. It's not always my voice. Yeah when i read cicero's couldn't even i couldn't get through that Stargate asks hello been a long time in the main channel. Decided describe in the celebration of one hundred episodes. Well thank you. I was wondering if you guys ever plan on playing risk of rain to as a group again and as it is one of my favorite games of all times and a super fun watching you guys play. I remember a few podcasts. Go you guys said. You'd like the game and i wasn't sure how long ago you played it. They added a bunch of stuff. And it's more much more powerful release I love it. I was playing at the other day on. Ps five with some friends. because they played pudgy. I fucking hate pudgy. And they There's like what risk of rang game is the greatest game. I was like all dude. You guys love it is. I mean like i. I didn't lie about the game and told them what it wasn't because it game. And that's all i've been playing with my friends. Lately is risk of rain. So it'd be down to play with krishna beluga soup fun play. Play hope me love risk your screen night. All your back on league sadly. It's an abusive man. Ohka you just went. That's back where you have. T- that's your destiny like my destiny is a destiny. Your destiny is league of legends. And i put way more money than industrial tell you pre game by the way little. Johnny boy asked how many works for second can eat. You guys type. We ought many guys. Yeah we actually did this. A while ago. I think fruit is slightly faster than me and then rob is doing his best. He's doing the best i have to like. I'm not really. I'm a great hyper when it's coming for my thoughts like because then i like to think about while i'm typing already. I don't have to like i'm typing. I'm already thinking so. I already know what's coming but if i see what's on the board in front of me that's tough that i'm not gonna. I'm never going to learn how to properly type. Because i never learned either like the principles of how to type on your keyboard. I never learned that so. I just have internally like my my hand placements are w d and then i don't know what the fucked rest the keyboard is. I just kinda like is kind of vibe it. I am always on as yeah well. That's what is that called home position. Tom I think last time i i did it. For like a video or sub. I think i'm like one fifteen. That's fast. I see i would probably have probably like sixty something. Well that's like one fifteen like accounting errors and stuff too. 'cause like if not i can just be like bowling ronin aso relatively longtime listener first-time caller as new light player. Dessie to who started right when it went free to play on steam Through shaq unfortunately and now into be on light. I feel like i'm having my personal destiny. Golden age of destiny having come from war frame where i used to have to sit under two hours and have so many gripes with constant constant droughts among other things anyways. Do you jealous of all new players with how much they have ahead of them. No yeah. I'm not jealous that like i don't enjoy the game anymore. Like i'm out like when someone's like i loved. Sem like shop. You played like i. I would never do that. I have my own gripes with the game. But i'm not jealous of anybody. I don't feel jobs. Because i don't think this is the best content game has ever had for me. I go through periods of having my own golden ages. Okay yeah this is a good game and then for my issue is bungy. Inevitably always messes it up. Somehow like they do something and they ruined it. And then i just go back to well. They're gonna fix the game over the next two years shadow keep shadow keep. Was that where. I was super. High going into shadow. Keep shadow keep was just a mess. Then they started doing the content vaulting. And i was just like we're gonna be going through this for a year and a half two years before they fix all this. Guess what we're now. We're finally at the other side where it's which queen and it's like oh yeah destinies tight again bunch going to mess it up eventually so i don't get too excited but i will get high. Im getting back to the desk. And i'm approaching another golden to side. But you are a little height. I'm pretty hype. Like i'll probably which i'll be like extra hype and i'll be like destiny sukkur good but like i'll always have that voice in the back ahead like don't get to attach because he's gonna mess now always hurt. You hurt you somehow. I think it's one game to like play. The game constantly in bashed the game constantly. I think for me. It's just like i don't play at all so it's like i don't even think about it. Say look out for more destiny content. The ooh i'll tell you this. If mr for goes rob. I need to play against what all right. I'm there yeah. We might have a throwback. Og destiny sometime. I don't give shit. Just let me know what time i'll be there. Sharp boy asked if you swap souls with your pets for a day. What would you do in your pets body. And what do you think your pet would do in your body. I know exactly what i would do. If i was max for a day i would drink water and i would see why after my cat drinks water. Why the fuck this you'd freak out and run around and start screaming. And what is happening in his body to make him react that way. And why does he do it. I'd switch with author. He poop got to be something to taste delicious. That's what i'm saying like. Why are you still eating. This man like i got no. What would you do my body. Is it make double poop. Like if he does he eat poop and then he makes double poop and then like does he eat the double to ripple poop. What at this point. Two hundred like does your body does like okay so if i eat a piece of boot yum i eat. It must stomach various my stomach breakdown. The poop again back into pu Oh that's already pooped like. Just let it through. Like you know what i mean. I someone that a lot. I've no idea like does your stomach breakdown thought about or does it just like wave it through swings poop looking through. What would you do me body blue. I wanna see how fast like a run because boomer's a fast motherfucker dog can run. Seattle feels of fast. Just he feel how it feels fucking zoom. 'cause i've never met a dog like around. I mean there's probably fast dogs but like his being that small and agile like that dog can fuqing run. I would wanna see how fast like run like i wanted. I would want to know what the zoo me's feel like dogs get zoo. Me's yeah they're just like days. Like i gotta run now water. I don't get why he does have to know what that feels like. What would bumi do nothing. I don't wanna know sleep back. Sleep yeah. I don't think i wanna know boom. He's a little center. I'd be scared We have the mythical t- granted granted you read any. What manga slashed light novels dearie. Also congrats on reaching one. hundred episodes. can't find an answer my car. This is the question we need answered later. I'm going to go deep into later tonight dan. Why don't you try some poop snort shirt way. Sorry what was the question. Do you read any mangas last night. Novels light novels that night. I have the are zero novels. That's it otherwise we have the my hero ones but claridge that i don't wanna get ahead of the show I don't read me. Maybe some time but for the most part twats the shows i definitely used to you but i don't anymore some like if i do read it like i'll read like ahead of anime that i just gotta know now but otherwise. Yeah i don't really neither. I've lost my. I've lost my my manga oko asked. What is your favorite thing about. Oh gosh foco about the communities have grown oko. I got your message on f f and. I never responded because i lost username named again. That would be really a hey finally finished my all. Do you wanna play kill to charge. It's blue. I'm sorry but then i was like i logged out and i was like fuck oko message me. I lost the message by the little french ships that i always see made in each community in stuff and all that kind of really cool people conducting over something equally enjoy. Oh i remember. There was this couple they were like. Hey thanks for like. Hey thanks for letting us meet your chat. And i forgot who was married of relationships are in your chat. Yeah relationships have their thanks to leave for introducing getting introduced like 'cause we talked in. That's where we i talked in your chen. Thanks for letting us be each other. And it's like i forgot who was damn it off. They were great. You're comment to this twitter. Sicily it's the deceive liu so like i i talk about for destiny and someone says like oh this reminds me of this refers via and someone goes yup. I used to love fruits destiny content. Now concert is just what seems like bad indie games that do not appeal to me. His us visit pokemon does logs pulled in. But i just missed the dream team. Shenanigans from destiny. What and then mr for response with what the i remember. Sh- makes me. I mainly just took offence to the games the grapes or We're gonna do rapid-fire on these ones. All right fire saying hey guys. Congratulations on one hundred episodes. Now don't rush me for this. But has anyone been in playing an impact if you haven't already since it's a slow start on release. It has gradually improved and increase in popularity recently. That thing is cash cow. I'll never play now a. I've been interested. But i've just never been like that interested enough to play it. I had like no interest at all. I have to go to the new region. I haven't done that yet but aside from that. I've done everything you only play. Pc though right like I don't play regularly though. I try to convince item one. Gotcha game in my life because that's already expensive enough. Yeah that's my issue. Like i've committed to like there's something going to take a lotta Wool by it's gonna be pokemon tc g. I can't be doing that for everything every a hobby. I have sky cleaner says. Do you guys plan on doing trials. This weekend or doing solo cues for video. I made it physically. Rob was asking me like god. No it's i mean first of all. Hey i can't recovery account now you know making his life. trials probably. Isn't that like the appeal of trials. When charles released and we didn't you data. Let's do a boys. Let's just do one cardinal just for the memes. Get all sweaty poussin and go like. I'm going to have all the time you very angry like. I was back in the day. So we'll just go until a loss on the car that's it. I still remember me when when ever that. The last time. I played roseland. We we will go for the flawless seal. Yeah yeah i mean worse than what we did get it and we did become sweaty. Got my cell dire promise and whatever estra says motivational question for episode. One hundred congrats. By the way. About two years ago i finally got motivated into working out and fell in love with 'em dropped about forty pounds. I felt great but a couple of months in actually ended up breaking always bragging breaking my back with a kick. I didn't know it was hurt. And i kept truck and on but now i'm in constant pain. I've gained back almost all that weight. And i wanted to know for y'all's what is your suggestions to try and stay healthy. And even though i'm injured. Thank you for amazing. One hundred episodes in can't wait for one hundred more. I mean i don't know how he broke his back and he didn't know ended up breaking my back but the kick i didn't know it was hurt and kept tuck Truck and on. But now. I'm in conference at holy crap. There's no you must if you if you broke your back that's it. There's no way you're you're like on the ground broke. Hey you might like it might have been like a a like a hairline or something air like something that been untreated became worse if you're doing a kick and somehow just like no. I think breaking batman by the juggernaut and snap it in half. That's probably what came strong. He didn't realize yes. Or maybe he's like one of those people that has can't like no nerve endings. Whatever you just can't feel pain but even a you're you wouldn't be walking right your body. I mean yeah. I don't see and then like i'd recommend cycling but i don't know how that works with your back. You know that's uncomfortable. I hope you don't secondly used the collect the rum rum rumble rump. It's it's a kind of stationary bike. But it's one that you sit where your back supported but what is it like. He wants to know stuffers back. No what is your suggestions on. Saint healthy and fit even though he is injured up. Well even if you can't you know move much to any of that Just watch which he as big theme. That's where majority of health comes from anyway as the hardest thing for me. I is far more important exercise. Yeah exercise is important but died his leg weight loss wise. Eighty diet twenty work. That's how big of a difference this trae born asks a an actual conversation. I had with my co workers this week. Do you think fi- auto draft one on one on the wild in the wild. I would hug your graph. I would never fight that you but at that thinks coming for your broad swinging. It's negative your dad like this is really hurt. Ready just like shung cheek. The drafts coming at me. I'm just going to move the neck. Grab boom. I'm writing the neck and then the weight he'll eventually is so tire. Whom in a clap. I think i think i have a better chance against the kangaroo. Do draft route. You underestimate kangaroos. So i think speaks elements like i'm just dead out right there baby shackled For fruit similar. We're flying to australia. We're wild pig room. I just want the first kangaroo. We see. I don't wanna be going against the mike tyson candidates against anyway. We're just we just blindfold rob take on like a twelve hour planes rabbit of kidnapped all right rob. You could take off and the rubs like you did mr. It's i i. I would say i the i backed up from fifty res robot. You wanna find a fucking kangaroo robes like oh my god fruit. You didn't mytalk ringing. No i think i'll give i see. I think i think i have a better chance against a kangaroo giraffe. Unless i think he was both like your like. If you think like breaking the drafts legs is probably your best. Move right but like that leg is thick as you. Are you know what i mean. Like if a drafter swings at me while with a neck. Like i'm going down. You are not person's idea though of the swipe grabs the moment and them and e while you choke it out well i'm just saying it on its head up and if it does get tired and then you just wear it out then you just made out of noodles like those are some. I'm thinking i'm writing a sing for a couple days. Maybe you know. Where'd out battle of attrition. that's right. Humans are good at endurance. That's what we got on. Are we as good as animals and burns. It's actually yeah it's actually one. Yeah that's actually like how man today just chase them. Down kiss crystal ass with author birthdays coming up. What's the best way you guys celebrate your day up doing nothing. I don't really. We talked about this. My family's never we never really celebrate much. I prefer just a very chill day like dinner. I don't like celebrating anything of myself. It's just weird. Well i am going tomorrow night to clair's dads they're throwing me a party because i guess on their side birthday our big thing and so i might. You guys don't have to do this. Then we want happy happy birthday. Yeah van and it Papa data my ass. Currently listening come up. Oh you did oh celebrating. I don't know. I don't like any like being over stimulated on things that i don't know i never found myself my my things important and it's not like a really said no. It's more like. I don't want to deal with this for my birthday. I would like to be left for you. The best gift you can give me is going away. Thank you yeah. Leave me things papa. Data mass currently listened from the university. Flat i just moved into having moved away from that time. And i've been watching all of you since before. I even started high school. So thank you so much for the content and being part of my journey so much older. But like i i don't know i think it's kinda cool. I'm glad i guess. I'm still here and you're still not making the talks about packing. The texting. one days question is what would be the plot for your ideal b. movie sequel. I'm glad you asked so the waas i've thought about the wasps are coming. And you can't tell the difference between the good bees and so now. There's a civil war amongst bees wasps hornets. They all different. But it's but he exactly they won't want to rule them all and before you know it. They're all coming in together. It's racially charged from three directions. And then and then buries bastard child half human half becomes an eventually rollerball. Yup it's terrifying. There's this movie. Actually when i went to go see the green knight. There's a trailer before also from the twenty four production company room. I guess they get all the wounded anything fartsy artsy movie. It's it was literally like it starts out families on this farm and mill nowhere. They're sheep goats whatever and the goats or there are goats they like their go farmers whenever the fog go goaded. You know saying she. So they're going and something that ball bots ton and then like they're sheep's having trouble and it's having a it's it's like labor whatever and so they're doing it and then there are looking at the sheep now. Oh my like. 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Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-16-21

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Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-16-21

"Hey what's going on is bill. It's time for thursday afternoon just before friday monday morning. Podcast and jazz checkered on you. Just checking in on you but about boo. I just did kansas city. Kansas city kansas city at good out here in kansas city. I just did this. Amazing amphitheater outside. The crowd was absolutely fucking amazing. Who was a whole bunch of people and people would just. You know they weren't all liquor it up you know they're having a good time but like You know people shouting at stage a little bit but it was all fun stuff and I just had a blast. I just want to thank everybody for coming out and you know i was joking on stage about how i struck out trying to get a smoothie. That's my move when i'm on the road. You know. get the smoothie for breakfast that way. I don't become belly fat tits out here you know. Start off with bacon and eggs. You got the salt and you want some sugar. You still with the pancakes and you take a fucking sugar nap. Ten minutes later or i go out and i get a smoothie. That doesn't have a bunch of sugar in it. I don't go to one of those fucking chick smoothie place with the silly straws. And all of that i go to the The ones where they have the gross shots that you should drink and they're supposed to help you live or whatever the hell they tell you to do. I try to go to those once. Whatever they are. They've been working for me so i sort of like you know google where to go or ask the fucking robot chicken. The phone way to go tells me this place right up the street so fucking street and it says it's open right so i go up there. I go updates fuck fucking closed and the sign on the door. Says it should be open. It's just locked. And i'm looking in there. I'm trying to figure out what the fox going on. So i lose my shit is always you know and then i find out there's another place up the way about a quarter mile away so fuck it. Whatever that'll be whatever half mile away from my hotel half-mile back. I just walked mile leno. drink a smoothie. uk wind right. be happy you have a show fair enough right so i fucking walk over there. The juice thing is inside of a whole foods. And i go into the whole foods right and it had some sort of sign there that was like passively aggressively trying to tell you to get the vaccine that read it. I don't know what you know. I go in there and the dude behind that fuck counter his backed it's weird because he's surrounded on three sides where people can approach him so he's just facing that one wall you know that doesn't have a counter and i'm standing on one of the side counter so i'm looking at it like a bomb perpendicular to him so i can see the side of his face. He's fucking sneezing as i walk up. I see the guy's fucking sneezing. I'm in missouri. These people don't give a fuck about cova generally speaking so he's fucking sneezy micah. Jesus needs a hope. He watches it and then he sneezes again ni- come around the side. I'm getting into the side of right like that. Nfl camera you know where they spin around the fuckin- huddle i'm walking around the side like that. And i see him spit into the fucking trash barrel like he hawked up fuck and lougee as they used to say back in the day then he sneezes again blows his nose and then takes two index fingers with the brown napkin and fucking shoves it up his nostrils spinning thing. And i just go. Jesus fucking christ. When i walked away. He was still sneezing. It's like if you that fucking sick. What the fuck you going to work for right. I literally just told the story on the fucking podcast. I do with had because i know you guys don't necessarily listen to both but had it tell it again because i was fucking beside myself that someone would go to work. That fucking sick. That is now going to handle. Somebody's food shaka. Whatever i just don't have an enemy as the old guy to say that to a young person like just out of curiosity why you come into work. If you're sick. I'm fucking traveling here. See i can't say without cursing messing it up. It's going to be a nice way to say it like. Hey buddy maybe you should. You should go home man. You sound sick. Because i was going to spend some money here and now i'm not what. Sei still made about myself. Whatever i'm account. So i walk out and then i say to this lady you know i see zip place around here where i can walk and get a decent breakfast. She goes down. I'm sorry. I don't know god's cool that's cool. Whatever so i just start walking back. And then she yelled across the street she goes. Hey right here. And she pointed to this little coffee shop. It looked like a mom and pop place. It's funny. I was thinking of going there to begin with so i get there. Goes you guys still doing breakfast. They're like yeah. We don't have any breakfast burritos or any of the yummy stuff. What are you got left. They go quiche. Are you got the baker one we had the veggie one. Of course you do all right let me get the veggie ones so they give me the veggie one. I go outside of sitting in the sun. I'm like fucking whatever. Take off my mask. I finally got the right fucking mask for on the airplane. It's fucking white is the driven snow. And i cut into this quiche. And there's a big fucking tomato and had been heated up so much in. The microwave was like piping hot like mcdonald's coffee heart. I slice into all the juice goes flying to the side in lands right on my mask. I actually burst out laughing. At that point. I was just like of course of course wiped it down. Tasted like shit. It needed like a fucking. I need a salt lake. To get this fucking thing down. And i walked back and i come back to the hotel to do my podcasts and i was saying just here this guy microphone. Check check to to check on to check check. Yo yo yo yo yo yo check one two two right. I'm like what the fuck is that right. And i see him putting a stage together like maybe they're going to have a symphony here later tonight. Whatever so dove. Sunday here this band tuning up on like what's going on like this fucking jazz band started playing. They were great. But i couldn't do the podcast early. They this check on the drums. That was fucking killing it. The guy in the trumpet play and all that fucking kansas city jazz shampoo fucking like trumpet. Or whatever the whole goddamn afternoon and now i'm back here at the hotel i swear to god. It's eleven o'clock at night. And i keep hearing this jackhammer so i don't know i don't know what's going on here. It's just been it's been a loud loud fucking afternoon Anyway whatever. I'm grumpy. Because i literally was on the road for ten days i came out for a day and a half and to go back out to knock out these two things. I just missed my kids. Or whatever you know ben a tough. It's been a tough week here. You know for obvious reasons. We lost macdonald this week Which was just you know. I had no idea that he was even sick and He's a guy that i knew a little bit. I was definitely friendly with them. If we saw each other we set alone we shot. The ship wasn't like someone that i talked to on the phone or anything and i was such a huge fan of his and our just always end up running into him and he's always had that smile on his face. Like as you talk to me would have just a really great warm guy. And i remember S- trying to think what norm story to tell you. This one isn't necessarily funny was just sort of random. I went out to go see bill cosby and concert before all the bullshit app out in pasadena and he played this theater out there which interestingly enough was where they had. The twenty fifth anniversary of motown celebration. Which is the first place. Michael jackson publicly did the moonwalk I saw bill cosby that theater. And i remember they had it all set up where like the almost built them like a little living room. He had like an archie bunker. Tight chair a little square rug and then like a side table where he put his water and he just came walking out and it was the mike snow mike standards just sitting on the chair and he just came out you know he kind of walked a little bent over came walking out wave to everybody sat down. Picked up the mike. Inflect almost two hours. Just you know hour and a half just kilt just fucking killed. Had the crowd and the palm. His hand masterclass of standup right. So i leave with my lovely wife. And i go out front and who stand. There's no mcdonald say a bill. Hey talked is like no is going on. I was so psyched that he knew my name. And all of that stuff. And i think i had met him before and then we just stood there talking about comedy and our amazing it was to see bill cosby and how good he still was like. I said this is before all the bullshit heaven and My admiration for the guys that went even higher. That i understood why i was there but i didn't. I thought normal so good that he didn't need to be there and he was still they're still trying to learn and everything and i was thinking like. Wow this is why. This guy is so fucking amazing and You know he's just with somebody that We couldn't just watch one video of him. Like i was saying like guys like rick. Flair norm macdonald is few people if you click on their videos. It's like say goodbye to the next two hours the life because everything that they did was is so interesting. It's so different it's so funny and One of my favorite norm macdonald things that he ever did because so many people like pretend that they don't give a fuck you know both in my business and other businesses you got the. I don't give a you know me. i don't give a fuck. You knows people that advertise them like that guy. Clearly in the best way didn't give a fuck. He really cared about people and stuff but like like he did what he wanted to do and when he was on. Snl how big that was because it was so few channels. The internet hadn't blown up yet and even with basic cable and everything. I mean it was still. If you're on saturday night live and you were doing weekend. Update it was one of the most coveted gigs. A comedian could have and you apart of this lineage of at that point it was You know chevy chase Jane curtain right on through to dennis miller's rain when he did it. And you know. I did colin quinn. Come after i think calling came after but it was always just like the best of the best comics that they had doing it and continued on with tina fey and all of them and no one's walking away from that job. And if some suit at nbc tells you they don't like the joke should do and be funnier shaken in you i would. I would be like fuck. You know i'm gonna lose this big gig. I don't want to get fired. I wanna piss these people off. Or whatever i guess. He was doing all those. Oj jokes and somebody. I forget how the story went. There was somebody there that new. Oj or something in was telling him telling him to back off and move on to something else so what is no do he just doubles down and he just does even more oj jokes which is like the you know the ball st- that took to do that ended up losing the gig. He got fired. Any was and people loved them. Maybe was fucking hilarious. But he you know he didn't back down to the to the to the big fucking guy over there and he ended up losing the gig so you know as luck would have it. I think it was dirty. Work came out like a year and a half later or so so he has to promote it. He's on the press thing. So lauren has them back and has some hosts. The show i remember. He went out there in his opening joke. It's opening joke. It just comes out and he was just like Yeah yeah it's something that goes yes Good to be back. I actually got fired from this show about a year and a half ago because they said it wasn't funny and now i'm hosting this show so that means wanna to thinks either. I gotta lot funnier. This show sucks that big shitty. They started laughing and then he proceeded to do a bunch of oj jokes and it was just like like that fucking thing about him the whole time the whole too. I just felt the whole time when people were fucking with them or whatever trying to take what he had he always still had that smile on his face and he just still did exactly what He wanted to do and I got so much respect for him. And i feel so fortunate that i got to see him live. I remember oh my god. I saw him right after nine. Eleven the aspen after nine. Eleven aspen comedy festival. Is this big fuck festival. That was always a nightmare to get in and out of every year it would snow and people would get stuck in denver or you get snowed in you couldn't get was fucking nightmare and as a comedian you had to perform it was like a mile higher than fucking denver and no one could breathe and you perform it in front of all the super fucking rich people in front of industry and you just go up and you would eat your fucking balls and you're like why did i come out here and i remember i saw I saw joe rogan. Do a full set. That i still remember. And then i saw norm macdonald it was at the same theatre and And i remember norm. Came out he. He was doing bits on royce racial profiling and all of this stuff. I'm not going to butcher the guys bids. But i remember just watching the full set and i was like this guy is one of greatest comedians. I've ever seen in my life. And i thought that every time i saw him and I don't know it was a pleasure to know the guy even on a little level Just a massive massive massive loss to not have him around a and especially now with all of the stupid fucking cancel coach horsh it that is going on which has way way way overstepped its bounce as it always happens. No matter who's behind it always ends up. You know starting off with something that makes sense and then that becomes the overreach and then it just becomes like hay. Is it me or did you literally become what the fuck you were trying to stop and we you know that was a comedian really needed a guy like norm out there to be eviscerating at making fun of it still doing what the fuck you want to do. So if there's any of the young comics out there if you wanna see how it's done watched that guy. Because he was the real deal all right so with that all right. Let's do a little bit of ad reads here and then we'll wrap it up all right head space. 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My shit jokes develop over the course of tour or just want to hear like a different set of the same material or whatever You know. I'm definitely gonna film it and I think i'm losing money. Because i'm i'm doing the filming special. Because i don't want to have this thing and not have it like look. This is what happened. I was like if i'm playing red rocks. I want video it. Because i don't know if i'm ever going to be back. I just want to document that. I got to stand on that amazing gorgeous. You know amphitheater whatever the fuck you call it built into the side of the mountain it is fucking gorgeous and then it just kept getting bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger so now it's like a whole big production but it's gonna fucking amazing. I can tell you that it's gonna look fucking amazing and I'm really psyched. And you know. I'm just not putting any pressure myself and i'm just gonna go fuck around and have a good time. I'm doing a show tomorrow. And then i come back in the beginning of october which is kind of funny. 'cause we're trying to figure out what i should wear suet matches because right now you know. I don't know how cool it is there. I think he's fifty nine sixty degrees. So it's not that bad so who knows ten days you know because you know how fucking weather is now. It goes from like fucking summer to winter. Now there's no fall. So i don't know what we shall see. We'll see we'll end up so we'll see what ends up happening. But i got a feeling that it's gonna be a it's going to be a i think it's going to be it's gonna come up great And i don't know watching all those videos and that type of stuff. And i think it's going inspire me to go a little harder or whatever in a good way Speaking of going hard man did you guys see the moto. gp race this week. I finally got see that Great to see marc marquez. Up in the lead again not the league but amongst the leaders and was it pecking Big guy as you say his name on the final three laps mark mark has passed him seven times and then pekka would just undercut him and get back in front of him again. It was fucking unbelievable racing. I heard the formula. One one was amazing also but Fabu quarrel ended up coming in eighth. It was a moment there were looked like he just kept getting past something going on with this bike. Which i just don't understand i really don't understand. How like with some of these guys. How their their motorcycles can just from race to race like this man racist this year. We're from the jump. You couldn't even catch the guy like the race was fucking over and then like the very next race. A there's something going on. It's something going on that they change mechanics is different altitude. Is that the temperature. The tires is all of that combined that you could dominate motorcycle racing at the highest level that much and then the very next week. It's like you know your team ran out of money and you're riding a motorcycle that i gave you something like that. It's really crazy. And it's also making me have more respect for like you know the honda team with marc marquez or or You know davinci. Osa was racing and he was on the Do qadis how they just were consistently you know. Top notch and up there competing with The leaders and then you look at valentino rossi. Where all of a sudden all these years i know. He's been slowly dropping off. He's been doing it forever. now he's just down at the back of the pack every single week and he's still riding the same bike. I don't know but i do. Well we'll tell you this. I went to vegas one time. And we got no supercars. Took them around the track and it beats the shit out of you. I could not fucking. I felt like i got slapped around when i got out of the car. Granite was driving like an idiot. I didn't understand how to drive a car around the track. I just like slammed on the gas salon. Throttle slammed on the brakes. Where it's like. No you wanna smoothly. Go around the track and save the car and the tires and i was not doing that at all. You just think racetrack was fast as you can. And whatever i only went around. Like i think three times and by the third lap do good. I'm good. I'm ready to go. Get back in the crowd and drive home. The speed limit So anyways another just amazing race motor gp. And i haven't been talking about it much. This year. I just been so super busy and i try to watch them online as much as i can look fucking on in here all right. Let's see for those of still awake after this fucking yawning here man. I'm sorry all right. Here's something to wake you up We got a new thing here with mgm being pulverize era going head to head gambling on football games. 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I won the steelers and my new york food ravens. I the first half of that which by the way. How great is it. Fuck fucking raiders. Finally have a stadium. You're the what they've achieved although they've kind of stunk for forty years but like you know forty years. They went to soup. Like you know your old ass. Oakland coliseum and then they played an old ass fucking memorial coliseum back to their old digs. I feel like they finally found love. They got the perfect woman. They're out there in vegas. It looked amazing. I still wish they were still in oakland personally just for. I still wish the cultural baltimore. Those fans came out man. Those were rate or do they got a triangle. Now coming from la oakland and then all the lunatics indian kid in las. Vegas dude. i gotta take something vegas those vegas night fans are fucking insane. I guarantee i don't think that they're going to get a baseball team. Because i heard they were. I heard it's in the work How much hotter does it have to get paul. Before we stopped building stadiums. Yeah i heard. What are we doing more and more natural materials. What for while. well. I don't know but degrees out. They god they can close the roof. We can crank liaise see. Go up another fucking ballpark with an artificial fucking atmosphere stupid. I'm against all of that. Shit dude. I think that if you're not willing to sit outside of the elements that includes basketball and hockey. I think they should play in the winter. Paul the generation some generation has to step up in. Pay the fucking check for what we've done to the environment and you just have to sit there and take we're gonna have to go back to like caveman days. Only for about thirty years like ben. Franklin stay right. He was a caveman wasn't he was getting animal. I know that flying kites in the rain drinking beer hanging broads. Here's guy you want to talk about a guy that state at the party too. Long ben franklin kept his hair long stewart. Dumb hat down. Oh you're bald bed. I'll give you all that except you can't play basketball outside. I'm fucking worth you know. But listen i know i know you can't even look at a star in the league. It's a foul. you're gonna make them play outside. Go flop because a win. No one hit them. Still lakers could sign a couple more people. You know i yeah. Tom gets worried. I'm worried for them. Yeah yeah because you know we talk about all the time. It's like four hall of famers but you know more famous says not. Make a lakers basketball team now. It has to be five hall of famers from other people's teams are. Let's get into the well. You went to into bill. And i went one and three. So you're let's talk about the games here. Tell you what. I had good pick. You want to know my pick was taken. The pittsburgh steelers on the road getting six and a half. That was i went. I went your route on that one. Because you know isis you sound like a fucking political talk show host you. Fuck the t leave ron taken. Now i wanted. I'm saying but i'm just saying but you lost three. Yeah i know that's what everybody to bed too far green bay. Now we're going to sit there watching you stroking deck about the pittsburgh dig. Paul pittsburgh thing was my was my one for four. Now i want for three won't one for for four. Yeah yeah yeah wanted one one my talk shit about two and two you win some you lose some your five hundred wife could do i flip the coin stroking your dick about the pittsburgh fucking steelers. Who will widely considered a favorite. No no they weren't. They weren't considered the afc. They are favored to go to the super bowl. Yes they are. i don't know about that. No the favorite to go to the super bowl. Afc the chiefs and the bills and pittsburgh and you got that. But you're right. I want one and three one of three. I'll take my medicine my medicine you were sitting at. I gotta tell ya. I watched this. I lost that lost. I gotta tell you that pittsburgh was point. The only thing you at the foul lie you hit one out of four shots. You're going sit there and talk shit about it. Was the switch. It was a nice was a nice switch fucking disease. I i made mistakes. Yeah i bet with my heart in the new england patriots not know what they were gonna hats off to the miami. Dolphins is forced three. Fumbles giving them the credit paul. Marcus say we fumbled three times. They were good hits. They knocked the ball lose. We were in the red zone in the end probably would kick a field goal. I still would've lost. But if he's scored a touchdown. Maybe i could one but like day came up. Paul they needed to make a play play and we lost the jets lost in the dolphins loss. I mean so. The bills loss giving the dolphins after the first week so possession of first place. It's theirs to lose paul. Yeah i mean look everybody's right in the giants off because it giants performance was fucking abysmal. It was hard to watch saquon. Barkley didn't do much. You could tell. I think i could tell he usually likes to run on the outside and get the edge. He seemed like he wasn't doing that. daniel jones fumbled. The ball again scrambling. Because he didn't slide feed. I so i don't know i don't know all i know is this. You can't write a team off after week one. I always say it's week five is when you know who team is but the new york giants look bad. They look bad. It was tough to watch. They should win that game at home with the moves they made. Teddy bridgewater looked like fucking joe montana and a super bowl. I mean it was. It was our defensive backs. Look horrible it was really tough to watch man. I'm not gonna lie like the game wasn't even over yet and people are like i'll just go to the browns chiefs game. It's a better game when you do that with your own team week. One fucking brutal hoping something changes do. They're talking about fire in the. Oh fuck and offers a coordinator jason garrett already. I mean you know it's brutal. So i watched that casey browns game yeah. The browns are big on them. Casey came back chopped them down in the second half came back in one now. I actually think that that's good for the browns. Because if they play the casey again it's gonna be in the playoffs. They just lost to him twice. And you learn things in losses in both arms. They lost close games. I mean the last time they played they actually would not. Patrick mahomes out of the fucking game and they still couldn't make it happen. So this thing. Patrick mahomes rested up first game of the year. I'd feel like they played on the full on chiefs and they just i don't know they just. They couldn't put him to bed. But i got i got an old man. I don't know they play him a third time. Paul here's my question. Alright is if they beat kansas city in the playoffs those colin cowherd finally give it up that he was wrong about baker mayfield because he baker mayfield has got that team. Like that's one of my favorite little little little dramas sportswriter versus athlete. Or whatever whatever sports broadcaster. Because he's been doubling down. Paul like reminds me a you left pittsburgh day. The answer is no and know. Colin cowherd will only give baker mayfield credit if he wins the super bowl because because colin coward if baker mayfield goes to afc championship game and loses. He's going to say but he couldn't get to a guy like coward. You don't think that because my thing is like this guy is already proven who fucking brit. Who leads the browns to the playoffs in thirty something. Nobody you gotta go back to fuck and bernie kosar. Yeah well on. Creaky on the mike. I don't think cowherds got make up to give credit. And i think he does. That's the episode. I wanna see all right. He sits there lower ses desk and says baker. You know what i was wrong. I was wrong because when he was trashing. My was fucked up that he's trashing. But i'm also thinking like he's going to cleveland. I mean first. Round draft picks. Go to cleveland to die. You go to detroit to die. Matthew stafford broke that curse and he looked great with the rams last week. He looked but like baker's got nip. Nick chubb kid is good and they got who else. They got a great team. Show nick job. It's me no. It's nick nick snake families. What's his name nick. Nick fuck money on that. You could double down like coward. I still think it's nate covered. Abs- still right. Allie plays like a nate baker. Mayfield trashing cowherd. By the way. I used to think baker mayfield which was might be too small and he definitely proved that wrong because he's not too small and he's got a nice. He's got a nice makeup but can't you look at it a flip side. Oh can you look at it. Like the chiefs. Were down big and then figured something out so if they play him again they won't get down like that again No no absolutely. I mean it's definitely still like the browns have something to prove here but like there. They made unbelievable strides last year. This is the first game of the year. Yeah okay and i just feel like you know. I think it's almost a good thing that they had them and they let him off the hook. Because i think they're going to be mad at themselves and i think that that's the kind of lost that you really a coach can really use asian. Yeah and You know like gun. 'cause they lost in the playoffs. I shaped like you said like you know. Moms out for part of that game. This was the game like he was in the whole game fresh from the off season and they still don't give them a hell of a run so i i got family out there from back in the day so i am a browns fan. So take that all with a grain of salt Arizona one. I didn't see a second of that game. I watched some of the seattle game. That was that was. That was an easy win for me there but Fucking casey man. They got down on one drive. Thought they were gonna come down and you know you just you just sitting there looking like you know. I have a chance to go for and all and then just two drives. It's like fuck them to into it sucks because at one thirty my time i'm going oh i'm going three one four no and then all of a sudden have time and you're like and then i'm going. The giants studio giants are home. We're gonna turn around. I was actually like ombo. You're like you're in optimus. Optimus i am. We were at penn state and we we give twenty two points to ball state and penn state gets the ball ball. State goes through penn state. Gets the ball goes right down the field scores seven. Nothing got so cash cash in blood back. It's a bloodbath my. There's a long fucking way to go. Let's do the. Let's do the fucking you know what i got to pick i last week so you got the first pick bill all right. Let me see by like anything here. There's a couple gimmes. There's a couple gimmes cheese. How many times he gotta get your ass kicked by fucking vegas before you realize this guy seriously on this one. Bet the farm on this one on this one. I sound like mercy. Who's never lived on. A farm has no idea how many acres he's giving away. I'll tell you what game i love. Yeah just that. They're playing each other. Steelers versus the raiders. What a rivalry. That was paul in the nineteen seventies. I i came into when both teams were old in the late seventies but that From seventy four to seventy seven it was it was one of the best rivalries that steelers and the cowboys was incredible All right. I like a couple of these games here. What do you got which i'm gonna take. How do i know whose home team here. Andrew who's ever second jesus christ You know what. I like to bills given three and a half in miami. I think miami was when i saw them on. I watched miami a little bit. I watched the jets a little bit. And obviously i saw the patriots because they played miami and i watched some of that bills pittsburgh game and i just thought the bills even in losing look like they were a lot deeper team. I liked that bet. I don't say that about my bed. Paul can jinx all right. Here we go i. I'm gonna take man you get these right andrew man. The bengals and bears is interesting to me. Hold on. I don't know if i'm going to go there yet. I liked that game. Paul who you thinking you tell me joe boroughs not gonna come in there and light them up. I'm thinking i'm thinking the bengals. But i think the bears will shut them down. I'm actually going to do a patriots jets. Bet one year. Could you say the bengals punk. The bengals were with an all girl group. The bengals football team. I'm taking the new york jets. Getting six at home against the patriots. You bill frozen. I'm taking the new college trying to think why the fuck anybody would ever read the new york fucking jets crazy. That is so bizarre. A and peg as i'm still freezing freezing. It's low you're right back. I was also not speaking. Because i was so shocked that anybody would ever put money on the jets especially to tell you something paul. I like you to win it this year. The jimmy the greek. I'll tell you why because you've switching game here. This is what all of a sudden jordan started passing and chuck daly lewis loosen tiling. What's going on here when paul mercy ever taken underdog i know. When does paul versi bet on the jets. I mean that is such a debt is so like can character. I never met her never night before considering the almost one last week he got bill. Out of your fucking real house that you. I almost feel like you know something. Not just you know. They're coming home. New quarterbacks got a few other fixes in you got some. You've got fucking like. I would never do that man. I'm sicilian i wouldn't do that to a friend. Whoever told you tell you to keep your mouth shut you would. I wouldn't do that. I am going to take. I hate this. Because i'm going to favorites favorites. I am going to bet against the colts again. A dance with who brung me ben. Betting against the colts both weeks of taking the rams given for a hate that fucking number given four the colts. I know you can't judge somebody after one week. But i just felt they got fucking trampled because you know seattle has those weapons and they have a great coach obviously in peak cara p carol right the fucking rams have a great coach. Got a great quarterback. He's excited to be there. I feel like the colts are fucking limbaugh. They still haven't recovered for andrew. Luckily even taking the fuck and rams given four by the way paul. How soon before you start shitting on the head coach of the of the rams whoever he is. Sean mcveigh before you start going like brad. Stevens enough with the big bob boob. You started shitting on brad stevens. It's the whole fucking league is you know is starting to pylon teams. Nobody's winning. i don't know if i ever. I don't think it's fair to say i shit on brad stevens. I didn't shit on them. If you absolutely should on disrespected you said he was overrated in. You ignored the fact that the darn his time. The golden state warriors fucking bought kevin durant after they already winning a championship. Never called you. Never call them overrated. I said he's got a do. I said it's something needs to happen soon. I never call them under any number shit at such a fuck in new york sports fan east coast sports fan due to happen soon. A what paul. You're going to step in and show them how it's done. He's not even there anymore. now he is. He's celtics went upstairs. Paul he's moving up like george jefferson. My second pick is going to be my farm. Pick ready for this something soon with your dumb fucking t shirt and your chain hanging out. There were no better. Do some two when i got the fucking wings no use. I only way know. I'm not talking about brad. Stine like he he fucking works for you. You said i said he was overrated. I never did never did all. I'm gonna throw a bucket drink you face on my own laptop if you don't love that is it. I'm just trying to buy time here. Because i don't know who i know shot. I don't who's not. I am gonna do something that that is my theory. You know my theory bill. It's my homecoming theory. I am taking the cleveland. Browns laying twelve and a half against the texans. Because the cleveland browns are gonna come home after that heartbreaker and they are gonna shit on dude. This is going to be listening to me right now. This is going to be like thirty. Four to fifteen game. You've looked down. Why don't you look down. Where where did you just pull you. you like. This is going to be a thirty four to fifteen game yet. Get a check to spread to make sure you'd still win. You're giving so many points well and a half points. I like the cleveland browns to come home and absolutely shit on it on them shit on him. That's my lot. Say why. I kinda like that bed. Then why don't two touchdowns it's not like it's twenty points. All right shawn watson is playing right. He's got the massage parlor shit going on so he's not in the fucking game. They're really who do. They have for quarterback they put they won last week didn't they they. They i didn't take those games. I don't know if i don't even remember they want these. We're beat the packers saints. Murdered the packers alert. Last week the saints murdered the packers for real Where's that monday night game here. They're playing monday night monday night. Gangways texans beat the jaguars thirty seven. Twenty one yeah. They beat a rookie quarterback. The rookie quarterback got three touchdowns first game in the nfl. Ever and they were beaten them bad and then the jaguars started to play. Decent texans are not going to go into cleveland and win that game. But i think the betting the money line here you bet spread twelve and a half love it over loves to predict a bloodbath that i do paul the day you take vegas for a ton of money you gotta get the gold bracelet or you got to get something to hang off your chain. That says bloodbath. It's gotta be in diamonds. Where do i mean. I'm telling you what your personality. If you moved out to vegas your bloodbath pick the week. You gotta have the bloodbath. Pick the week. And it's got to be the cleveland. Browns yeah i called it. The farm pick. Because i always save big the bloodbath bloodbath of the week is the cleveland browns. All right. he's a game. That just sort of jumped out ami fano fucking reason you got the the new orleans saints coming off kicking the shed out of the green bay packers by the way what is. The packers. Spread the monday night game. I don't have it in front of me. tell me aaron rodgers isn't gonna come back with something to prove he is he is and when i heard his press conference afterwards and all is mine is ten and a half lines are getting ten and a half lines again. Ten at half. Jared goff through the lines last week. Not good no boy now. I don't know i don't like double digits spreads. I'm staying away from that game. But here's my thing. The new orleans saints are a kick the shit out of the out of the the packers last week. The going in with the panthers at sand denard. What's his name. Got the jets castaway quarterback. I'll sam darnold. Yes and darnold therapies. I love the saints. I think they're fucking. I love the coach. I love their positional player. Who's running back they got. Who's that guy kamera nasty. yes jameson. Coming back jameson. Look good the saints. Defense lloyd yeah and he had a decent run there with tampa before. Tom brady came to town and they ship them out. I just think he's a way better quarterback that sam darnold. I think they have a better coach. They got better get the happened. The bucket panthers picked dog yet. I'm not getting any points. All right. I got the bills who i got. I got the bills. I got the saints. And who else did i run. My yup about rams. The rams have taken all favorites. Paul paul this is your year. All right guys you ready. I'm taking two new york football giants getting three and a half. Let's let's let's listen to me. Just hear me out. Just hear me out. I heard you. I heard you out. the washington football team starting quarterback is out. Such patrick is out. They got this guy hint. Ski coming in okay i. I didn't know that. I like the giants got humiliated in the new york press k. Saquon had to look on his face. The coach looked mad. The defense guide embarrassed by teddy bridgewater. The giants are going into washington. It's not across the country. It's not a far trips. Low hop skip and a jumps hour. Fifteen minute flight. We'll we'll up the wheels down okay. You're going there pissed off. And i think they're going there. Although they do have chased good defender new york football giants going to get in three and a half. So i'm taking points. If it was it was minus three and a half. i wouldn't give them three and a half. They get three and a half. I've to there in three and a half after an embarrassing thing and they're going against a second string quarterback. I'm taking on new york football giants not based on my heart based on those facts. All right i'm shaking my head and i put my hands on my head because you're betting with your heart like i did on my patriots last week. I wanted the mac jones. Our that kickoff with the big can win and a i. Do you know what. I like about paul. I feel like division rivalry. Games are always close. They see each other twice a year every fucking year. They know what they do. Washington just has a history of just letting their fan base down giant's heavy history of starting slow but that years old that era. The starting slow is over. I almost feel like. I have to take a dog here. You right what the what the fuck. The eagles only getting three and a half at home. I thought they stunk up the joint. No they jalen hurts all right. They won last week. They look pretty good okay. Everybody was saying that they were gonna. They were gonna stick all right. Teddy bridgewater well. Bill loves the dog making no mistake about bill. I love a dog. I can't find one this week that i like poets slim pickets now. It is slim pickens. I don't know anything about the bears. Defense i keep going back to that bengals game. I had brown's houston game. You motherfucker bills dolphins and you got to add it. Some of this out. Jesus turned into fucking to degenerates talking to the computer screen. As only couple of dead steelers in pittsburgh giving five and a half. Why do i only little like favorites this week. I'm rubbing off fine. I have two kids now. And i don't know what i'm talking about. I don't know why. I like to steal at home given five and a half i just i his. I don't believe in the raiders. I believe in. Jon gruden not so. I don't think this is the raiders that they were wait. They covered last week. What happened in the second. Half of that game paul. Who won by the way. I only saw the first half raise dealers raiders. One over the raiders. One yeah the raiders morning. I like to steal us in good. I think the rate is that gonna make their fan base. Feels like they turned it around. They got jon gruden bed. They got the shiny new place to play. They're gonna be going all skippy hopping all fucking pittsburgh ben. Rothlisberger the wildly veterans gonna come in in juju smith and all of those guys that defense look pretty good fucking. I'm taking all favorites. This we saw all right so andrew. We have one left. I have one left. So what did i pick. So far. Got the giants i got the jets. Who else and the The cleveland browns favored cleveland browns minus quiet. So my fourth and final. Pick while i took the jets that she i mean My fourth and final pick. What's the what. I hate my picks. I'll tell you right now. You know when you play pool. You just can't see the angles the fact that i'm just sitting here being like yeah. Yeah i liked spread. They're gonna they're gonna do that and they're going to do that and they're going to do it and they're going to do it. It's fucking so stupid. Did bill picked the packers or no. No what's that. What's that game ten. It's ten ten and a half division rival man. I'm taking. I'm taking it. They're covered no-no patterns Packers are our favorites raw on taking a lot of points this week. I'm taking baker. Mayfield gotta get covered. Thirteen and aaron rodgers got covered. Cover eleven so there you go. I got jets giants packers and the cleveland browns. But bill. you're off to the lead. So i gotta get you up by one game. I went to until you win. Some you lose some this week. Got in bed with my heart. I stayed away from the patriots. But i just don't like that. I only like the favorites this week. It just to me favorites. That just says you don't know what the fuck you talking about you watch. Espn for five seconds looked at the scores to turn this ship in the right direction. Paul 'cause i'm like you know i'm not excited about my record the way you were. I'm not excited. That i went to to get this ship going in the right direction. Paul because if you go to until you still lose money with the big you know right now. I don't know what you were skipping around about. Paul no idea. Well let's say right now. That shit adds to that. Well neither of us did the unforgettable unforgivable. Thank god don't drag me into your bullshit. I was close. I was close. The unforgivable is owned for either. Be not as good. A father should do bill if one of us go. We gotta keep the record of unforgivable for the year so if i get too unforgiving unforgivable and he gets to unforgivable it's awash but if one of us it's almost like getting a birdie or eagle on a whole you gotta make a little kind make a little more gone it. We got to know how many four twice and i went. Oh and four once. You went on for two if not three times though. I know telling you not to pick favorites. The exact thing that. I'm doing this week so i don't know i early in the season. Alright guys bet. Mgm if you haven't signed up for bid mgm yet used bonus code berbie you are. You'll get two hundred dollars free after placing your first. Ten dollar bet as long as tom brady completes a pass. 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I have a hard copy version and five dollars downloadable version. Whatever the hell you wanna do. It's right there for you. Taken aright there poured myself out early people showing a lot of leg. Early in the podcast. I don't know where to begin with this weekend. We not start at the beginning first of all just when i think paul virzy is a smart man. Just i know you know what this guy isn't like little. I don't know what the word is. Do you know. I bet you guys have a lot of people like this. I know a number of guys in this business. Who have these unbelievable like perceptive powers like they see somebody they can read them and and they they can figure out situations but you know you simple math problem and you just see the look on their face and the whole time. You're friends with them. You russell you'll is this guy a smart guy or is he a moron just guesses really well now fucker with you. Obviously think paul's a smart guy. But you know we all have our moments. Paul versi had a moment but right before we went to texas. And this is the deal with doing el paso on thursday night would doing san antonio friday night and saturday will go into the the alabama and texas m. game. We're going to get back and we're going to watch the mayweather fight. That was basically the weekend. That was the plan. That's what was on the books. Okay el paso is a makeup date on the billy red state tour and we added san antonio okay so one step back two steps forward. That was the game plan so me inversion ridiculously excited. Because we're going to fucking game and we're gonna drive from el paso to san antonio and everybody in texas is like you're driving that. Oh my god good luck. That's you're not gonna see anything. There's nothing it's going to be like driving on the surface of the moon in all this shit. This is what they tell us so. I don't know what somebody told version. But evidently he's watched a couple two or three things on these mexican drug cartels and he was freaking the fuck out like he's going to. I don't know about this Pass like these druglords down there and blah blah blah blah and. I know we we talk about paul. He goes yeah. I mean i i just wish we had a gun or something. He kept saying he wanted to bring a gun and paul. We're not going across the border. I'm not saying it's not a dangerous city. I'm not saying that's not right next to a really dangerous city. And i'm not saying that something fucked up might not happen. You're freaking out. And i need you relax. And he just kept going. Do we should take the tire iron and have that under the car. I mean under the front seat of the car like before when we like. This is a guy who lives in works in new york city at night. All right this is classic. Classic fucking new yorkers. I'm telling you they are no different than somebody who grew up in the middle of nowhere and lives on a farm that the exact same way all they know is their world. He's so used to the danger. That's familiar in new york city that he doesn't even see it anymore and he watches one one or two of these fucking hard copy. Sixty minute things on you know. People getting their faces peeled back and getting tortured and kidnapped and all that shit down there in mexico and all of a sudden he's freaking out freaking out about mexicans as he's driving by the puerto rican day parade. You see what. I'm saying worried that he's gonna get robbed. When wall street is right. Down the fucking. I don't know right around the corner from where he lives. Those have their fingers in you fucking account already worried about some hypothetical ship. All right where you live is third and short el paso. It's fucking hail. Mary when it comes to something actually happening so kept going. Paul will you fucking relax. It's going to be fine. It's going to be great. It's going to be part of the country we haven't gone to and we just kept doing. I'm just saying i'm not an idiot. I know him from just kept escalating at one point. I'm yelling at him on the phone. And i screamed the words drug cartel trying to reason with them and i just stopped and you can ask him this. I said listen. I just said drug cartel. I'm done with this conversation. I'll see you in paso so fucking hang up. So i get to the fucking airport. I fly out. And i'm ridiculously excited. To go to el paso texas and then fucking do this drive down to san antonio texas all right. That was the game plan and to let you know a left turns common. How little foreshadowing. Here's a fucking letter in email. I got from some somebody. I don't know where they live either in new mexico. I don't know what or in texas this is. What it says the my heart is like. I can't wait to go here. Can't wait to make up this date. I'll probably do an hour and a half on stage. This is going to be fucking awesome. That was my attention. This is the e mail. I get monday morning. Thanks for nothing bill. I'm done with you twice. You've ditched el paso and yesterday. He means like the day of the gig he goes. I wasn't notified until four twelve. Pm the show was it. Eight o'clock after a five hour. Drive to el paso basically that the show is canceled. He goes apparently you. Think nothing of el paso right now. You got to be sitting at your desk. You gotta be sitting in shop. You've got to be sitting cubicle. Maybe you're sending a busta. Maybe a waiting for that fucking plane to take off. And there's some telling you you have to power down your device and you don't feel like doing it because you want to know what happens in el paso all right so this is what happens. I fucking island land in el paso inversions already there. He's meet me at the terminal el paso a great fucking airport. It's one of those ones. Where there's no am i in terminal terminal. Be the whole fucking thing is in one area. It's like a mom and pop airport. Get in get out the securities grades fucking awesome. I love it all right. So i land there and get off the plane and there's versi dressed like he's gonna clean. Somebody's fucking pool you know. He's got these fucking basketball shorts that are hanging down below his knee right. he didn't have on flipped. Lafayette a black socks. Black sneakers and i think white shorts mesh shorts that hong down below it was a fuck it was he was. It was already a shit show. He's got his t shirt on. And he's sitting there with the backpack like a book bag like he's going to class or something and then like some sort of duffel bag like he's going to go to the gym in one thousand nine hundred seventy seven. This is how the man travels okay. And he's standing there with like this excited relieved and nervous. Look on his face. he's at the airport. And he's fucking nervous about being in el paso because he's convinced that he's gonna get kidnapped by some drug cartel dragged back to mexico and held for ransom and evidently obama's gonna get on tv and be like you know we gotta get this this citizen back. He's done so much for this country. You know this. This is what he's fucking concerned about and immediately he starts going yet do do you know i was just over there. You see the selling. A bunch of skulls sound like all these skeletons and all these skulls in the the gift shop in a set mexican holiday. No that the day of the dead. I don't know when it is but they celebrate the dead. It's a little weird. But whatever santa claus isn't you know some fat coming down you goddamn chimney to give toys and if you're a cont he puts some sort of fossil. If you're bad you get cold. Well you still give me a away to heat the house. You dumb count. Why don't you just leave. Just once you leave a terse letter in my stock ever think about that. It's not santa claus. It's billy gibbons grandfather people don't know that blitz continue speaking of texas. So i'm already laughing. I'm just like paul. Come on man. it's it's the day the dead and i actually went up and i bought. The magnet is actually into that shit. So i was like all right. Let me grab one of these fucking magnet things here and so i'm just laughing at him so now we drive over and it's it's like already starting to rain. Which in our world is. No big deal wasn't even that bad a rain. It was kinda bad but not that bad so a driving around. I'm fucking all excited. Just checking out the landscape. The different buildings. And it's a really cool city where you know they have some corporate shit but for the most part the starbucks is in those kinds of things. I don't know the skyscrapers. Not really fucking with el paso like everything's kind of like you know like no more than like a five story building. There's a few but generally speaking you drive down. The street looks like one. Giant main street is all these places right. The lady at the hertz rental car tells us where to get some good mexican food we go there. I forget the name of this shit that we had. But it was on fucking believable. It was great and of course we walk into the place and it's a mom and pop kind of place that the locals go to we walking. Everybody turns to look. I immediately thinks he's going to get kidnapped. Because did you just see that. Everybody's everybody's looking at us. It's like pull that happens in a dive bar where you're from. We fucking relax. You're gonna get us fucking punched in the face with that fucking look on your face. All right jesus christ. So we sit down. We have an amazing fucking meal. Virzy starting to relax a little bit right. And i'm sitting there. And i haven't this might this little fedex envelope. I have the four tickets to l. Pass up to el paso to the the aggie game. And i got the four cigars. We're gonna smoke all right and You know for for the four people into the game. And i just keep holding onto that thing like i might. As well had handcuffed to my wrist. I was so paranoid that i was gonna lose the tickets crush the cigars and just fuck up the whole weekend. So we it's awesome. We drive down the main street in verses do that. I don't i don't like this. I don't like this right. And she's all fucking nervous and we get to the hotel. It's a fucking hotel they check us in. Everything's all good. We get up to the rooms and I called venue. My t shirts for the red state towards shown up. Everything is looking like. It's gonna be good then. It starts raining a little bit more but once again you know all actually when we were going to there was. Some streets were blocked off because of flooding. And i'm like i you know it's kind of a desert out here so i guess don't handle the rain too well but i wasn't thinking anything. And then all of a sudden my agent called up along with the promoter and they said listen. The first thing they sent me was that it the venue it got switched which should have been the first red flag. They said the venue is supposed to perform at lost power and they were having a little bit of flooding or something like that. I was like you know. I'm looking at my hotel window like really. I had no idea that doesn't seem right. So then they fuck in. They said change of venue. It said please wait. Let me confirm that on. I said alright. So i sat there and all i'm thinking is people are driving into the fucking show. I don't want to start the show and half of them go to the wrong theater. The other half girls right the so. I say fuck it and i tweeted out. I say The venues been changed. It's now over here but blah blah blah blah about a half hour after that my agent in the fucking promoter. Call up and they say listen. We're now having problems at the the other theater like there might be a power outage and because of the flooding and roads and all this type of shit people like maybe half the crowd is gonna show up so i was like all right. Wait a minute now. Only half the crowd shows up. Does that other half get refunds. And they said no. So what do you want to do. Do you want to do the show or do you wanna reschedule it so at that point. I'm gonna fuck over half the people so i said no. Let's reschedule it. Off-line back out here. It's only a couple of two three hour flight. I'll do it again. And you know all figure something out you know. Let's rescheduled as soon as we can so went on twitter. I deleted that one. And then i sent the thing and i knew that there was going to be people like this guy. Who's fucking pissed. All of that happened between two and four o'clock so my apologies to the person who's done with me but what you know and i said on twitter to quote breaking bad in h- you'll slash lavelle crawford who's fucking phenomenal comedian and actor was an act of god. There was nothing i could. What was i supposed to do. So i apologize that it didn't happen. And then you know me and versi went out and got absolutely fucking hammered and spend as much money as we couldn't el paso killing our livers and brain cells. I actually we went to a bar. We iran to a couple of people though supposed to come out to the show and they kind of explained to me that because it doesn't rain out there a lot that the grounds really dry and it can absorb it and you just kind of slows down right over the top of it. I have no idea because that look like a above average rainstorm to me. And so whatever. So i am going to reschedule it surf. You're done with me. I understand. But i was not my fault in the first time. I guess it was my fault. Because i chose and acting gig and a movie but what. What am i supposed to do. I have to do that. That'd be like sir going to go to my my fucking show and all of a sudden that chick. You always wanted to bang says. Hey you know what you can hit it only tonight. What are you going to say. You're going gonna come and see my dump freckled redhead. You're not so there you go all right. So that's just the beginning people of texas trip. My tech my trip to the great state of texas. All right let me. It's not one of these things out here. People little advertising for the weak dollar shave club. Everybody there's so many things in the world that irritate me Raining in el paso texas that causes to shows to get canceled. This guy walking around telling everybody wherever the hell he lives a piece of shit. 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There was definitely a lot of flashing official lights. I know i had to make like three detoured turned because the roads kept getting blocked off. But i don't know. I'm determined to make this show happen. Maybe the third time we'll be a fucking show alright so anyways so inversion go out and we watched the The patriots jets game and he's cracking up. Because i have the entire patriots offense in defense and jets offense and defense written down to cheat sheets. Flip them over that type of stuff. So i know what the hell's going on because i'm obsessed with watching the offensive line this year you now and i'm also enjoying watching brady playing with the level of talent that he has at the wide receiver position and watching him Getting frustrated trying to get those guys on the same page and our. He saw huge improvement between the first week. In the second week. Especially from That tompkins kid the first week he had a brutal week. I think maybe at one catch bumped into another receiver on the pick. Play down by the end zone. I know i thought he was one hundred percent better and i know it was a sloppy ugly game. But i like this shit. I like watching a team rebuilt like i said it's very very healthy for the fan. Base is kind kinda like a forest fire where it's said it's a very very healthy for the fan. Base is kind of like a forest fire where it's it's necessary. It's kind of a horror show. You don't wanna see it but it's necessary and when a team has to rebuild what it does is it. It burns off the bandwagon Actually got into with a buddy mind. He was sitting at saying. That belichick is overrated. And what does he done since two thousand four. When last time we wanted like i dunno went to two more super bowls for grand total of seven super bowls. That he's he's been to. Is that right three five seven. Yeah and he's one five seven. I mean i don't want to fuck you. Problem is isn't we went through the super bowl two years ago. That's like some new york philly boston shit where it's like date they get this so fucking so quick to pull the trigger and be like fuck this. I'm outta here. you know. i mean a lot of shit happened. We lost welcome to free agency. We didn't want to pay him. But we've always done that. That's been our motto. We let tye lago lawyer malloy all the way back. We let all those guys go when we felt they wanted too much money and that it was going to affect the overall level of what we wanted to do. Bella check is always traded his way out of the first round to get a second round guy we could have dez bryant. Because i don't wanna get that fucking guile he doesn't like that flash type shit he just doesn't want too much money let you go. He's been doing that forever. And it's worked. So i'm not questioning the guy and i'm going to enjoy watching them. Try and You know winsome games this year and the very what looks to be very weak. Afc i'm gonna say some really obvious shit this week about football I watched the broncos giants yesterday. Tape that game and Broncos are obviously the team to beat I didn't know they had holiday to being an lsu fan. I was trying to keep an eye on him when he went to the texans. You just was so exciting to watch when he played for lsu. I didn't get to see him too. Much I took backward kickoff punt a playoff game last year but now the broncos have and we took one back so now they're special teams or a threat they got a great defensive offensive. Line is ridiculous. They got that dude. the hell's his name there No sean marino. And peyton looks better than he ever did. so obviously. That's the team to be usual. Powerhouse teams the patriots steelers in them. They're not look too good. Somebody for the love of god figure out the fucking san diego chargers for me. Jesus christ those fucking guy what. They're doing to their fan base. If i hadn't been down to a game and had such an awful time. I would actually feel bad. I actually still do. I feel bad for most of the people. Because i'm sure most of the people cool just to sit in behind me but anyways but i gotta tell you even after watching the broncos handle their business with the giants i have to tell you watching seattle and the forty niners was it was it was a whole other level of professional football and And even though seattle really manhandled that manhandle but really handled the forty niners I've just watched enough football. The realize it's only september and that doesn't mean shit. It's definitely a good thing. You won the game. But that by no means basically says while you'll definitely beat him again and then you'll beat him again. If you have to win f you gotta play in january. It's probably going to go back and forth but Do richard sherman not always a fucking phenomenal player. But that guy's fucking hilarious Somehow i missed last year when he yelled at brady. I miss that you know what it is. I don't watch pre game and post game analysis. I just can't sit there and watch about people talking about people getting it done and getting it done and what people have to do that day. It's like i don't know. I that's shit you what i really like. I like when they cut to that guy who knows the rules and he can break down. What the fuck just happened. I like that stuff. I like listening to former players. Tell stories but like analysis of what just happened. Or what's going on. So i usually just shut the thing off So whatever i saw the brady thing. And then i watched that thing where he came at skip bayless. He said i'm better at you in life instead of the top. Whatever in my field. And i would not put you in that level in broadcasting and i just thought it was hilarious and I don't know. I thought he could hit him even harder. You should have said at some point. Richard sherman should've said to skip bayless when skip was disagreeing with the with with sherman. That he was one of the top guys in the league. Whatever the hell the argument was what he should have said to him was he sort of said. Yeah what do i know what do i know. I just played for a real professional football team. I don't play in a fantasy football team. I just do this for living. I play football for living. You watch it. Yeah what. Why would i know. Why would i know better than you please. You you sit there with your brand new knees shoulders. That have never been fucked up and your brain. That's never been concussed. Because you never played context sport you bad bit and playing jackass with the a fucking game show host hair. Why don't you tell me why don't you tell me who the best fucker quarterbacks are the if he went that way. I already love what he did. So i'm looking forward to that. He was funny. You went up pat loeb coach on the asset. Free beat them. I think that. I think that's really funny Especially if you get the job done but if you're going to run your mouth better hang out on the field. If they lose which. But like i said i don't know much about him but seattle looks fucking. They look amazing. And i i was laughing my ass off when i saw p carroll doing the he's got more of an edge tool no he used to just look like he was robert. Young on father knows best to bring out a fucking reference from sixty years ago. He used to look wholesome. I don't know what happened to him at usc. I know some dirt went down. You know and because you the cover of this. Why don't fall pete carroll. Did you guys see the cover of sports illustrated this week. Talking about all the stuff that happened at osu and all the filth and the sex scandals in the boosters and all that type of shit. I think at this point. Sports illustrated has done a cover story about probably half the football programs. They write that article every fucking year and a half two years about some sort of scandal about either football basketball whatever sport that's going on. And they act like it's shocking. Here's the deal okay. If it wasn't for the football and basketball programs in the money that they generate most people's fucking campuses would look like el paso. Texas a fuck with the el paso. But you know what i mean. They look like there would be nothing there. The sports programs build all the dormitories. The i article. I read the pac twelve signed of three billion dollar. Tv contract in these kids are going out there. You know doing lifetime damage to their bodies. Fano fucking money for money. I know a lot of people go. We mean no money. They give education to joke. The foot say they had time to fucking go to school. Okay let's just say they had time to do. Let's just say that the schools also only drafted people who could actually only signed people could actually handle the the school workload. You know what i mean. They didn't get somebody who flunked everything fucking high school and found a fucking loophole and then stuck them in the basket weaving class. Let's say they actually fucking tried to educate. You don't have time with that. I don't know. I don't think you do anyways. Skip bayless fucking play. And then secondly if you get hurt they take away your fucking scholarships and they're not trying to educate you and even if they do fucking educate you the amount of fucking money generated versus what it costs to sticky when fucking dorm is a joke. It's a fucking joke. So i don't know what the solution is. I don't know if you pay him. But i understand why those boosters come around and give the money. I get it. It's fucking ridiculous. Look if i go to some fucking strip mall a great show. And i sell a bunch of tickets like i get compensated. You know what i mean. I don't and these guys play in front of an entire stadium. Tire fucking stadium. Sold out nationally. Televised fucking game. And they don't get any they gotta get fifteen dollar like stipend fifteen dollars. I mean i guess you could feed you and two other teammates. If you went to mcdonald's i don't know what but anyway i'm just saying it's filthy. Fucking business so I don't need sports illustrated to expose what you already know what's going on. I mean jesus. Christ story doing forever. And then they get some hot girls there and they fucking bang the recruits. They feel like. Wow i'm going to be a rockstar here. Yeah exactly exactly. They're doing what they're supposed to be only that trying to make money. That's out games. Plight all right so anyways. So the el paso gets rained out and I was anticipating way more emails like that. So people of el paso you very understanding and the person who's pissed at me. I get why you mad at me but i. I can't handle the the the weather or the topography is not is beyond my control. All right so i'm gonna reschedule it and You know if you don't show up i understand. Why go fuck yourself fucking rain. And they they can't i did you don't use. I'm done apologizing all right so next day we wake up in the morning. And we're gonna go drive to From el paso san antonio texas and everybody is telling us that in should there's you know there's nothing out there. It's going to be driving that. They like laughing at me. Then i'm going to do it because it's like a seven hour drive eight hour drive or whatever and i gotta tell you where the most beautiful drives. I've ever gone on in my life versus freaking out like he was worried that el paso and san antonio somehow we were going to get abducted driving. Speed limits eighty miles an hour. I'm doing like eighty seven. Eighty eight got the cruise control set with fucking flying. I don't think somebody's gonna jump off. You know down a highway. I dunno what he thought was going to happen. And if you saw what was on either side of us. Anybody who comes at us is going to be like hallucinating. From lack of of water it looked like a spaghetti western out there. It was absolutely fucking gorgeous. You ride a motorcycle. That would be a great one to go. I definitely wait till it wasn't so fucking hot I'm telling you we saw fucking everything we saw them. We saw them vultures on the side of the road. The real ones the ones. What the hell boy. Heads that fucking all red head and and the fucking those black feathers just picking apart. This carcass was fucking. Oil was unbelievable absolutely gorgeous. It made you wanna ride a horse. Who is one of the great drives. I've ever had So underrated el paso texas and then driving to san antonio texas fucking great time And people saying that there's nothing out there to see basically means you can't go to subway sandwich there is no mall. There's no outlets. There's no movie theater. The classics shit. Well when i go out there. I can't see what i can already see here. Therefore they got out there for me to say. I shouldn't have done that in a southern accent because they appreciate the outdoors though southerners hell half of them live in the outdoors. Don't they a stereotype. Sorry so it now is enjoying. He's enjoying a he's starting to enjoy texas. Look at this poll. Every fucking twist and turn every going up and down the hill. Look at this valley. Look at that look at that plateau. Look at that. I don't those rocks. Look we're not gonna see. Meanwhile our buddy who's going to the game he'd already arrived in san antonio and thought we would drive and so he's like dude amari at the hotel bar. Where are you guys. So rather than text and back. We made him. This fucking does video that we actually did with two. We did it with two iphones. We use the music on my iphone. I ran through the radio and then version filmed it and we did it and I think it was to take the i take. The music was too loud and then the second take was the one that we actually used and he fucking laughed is balls off. It's basically a video from us to our buddy who's sitting in san antonio letting them know that we're driving and we're on our way so definitely check that out. That'll be up on the The podcast page gilbert dot com. Check it out now. what am i saying. It's going to be up. It'll be up by the time you're listening to this. Hopefully so anyways would drive in and as far as finding places to stop. It's definitely slim pick and so we ended up We stopped at a this. Mcdonald's we had to get gas and we just stopped at fucking mcdonalds. There was nothing else out there. Any port storms. We go in there. We walk in. Mcdonalds is something i love about. Mcdonald's you know you should be avoided but when you finally given that you've got to eat it. This is certain level of excitement. Dislike i fuck from going to eat it up throwing it down so i went in there. I've been in there. I can't remember the last time they got something. They got a triple cheeseburger. And it's like absolutely. I'll take one of those fuckers. That's perfect. I'll take one of those. Give me a large fry. And then i got a water. That was my way of trying to be halfway healthy version. Orders like a fucking smoothie. I love it at mcdonald's orders of fucking smoothie right it's probably ground up squirrel tail with some. I don't know what So he orders that so we're standing in line waiting to get food and all of a sudden virzy just creeps up on me gets right in my ear and he just goes do. Don't turn around. I don't look but there is a guy right behind me sitting down in a red shirt with the mustache. Who is trying to stare me down. He just joke dude. Just gave me one of the most hardcore fucking staredown looks. I've ever seen in my life right now. He's got me fucking nervous. Costa flexi talking. About so i kind of do the pretending the stretch and i glanced over and i look over at the guy and he has like some sort of brain damage. Okay he's sitting there. You know that. Full metal jacket. Look where your heads kinda down so you looking through the horizon of your eyebrows with your mouth hanging open. That's what he's doing does barely any brain activity. I know some sort of head trauma or whatever. And then i kinda scan around him and there's like seven other adults with the same look on face and then. I look in this to reasonable not reasonable to regular adults. Whatever adjective i use. It's going to be offensive to adults with all their faculties. Obviously they brought these people here in van to fucking mcdonalds and i look at palm. Like the guy's fucking idiot scott special needs. You should have seen the guy though he looked like fucking know. Jack nicholson one. Flew over the cuckoo's next when he fakes that he got the lobotomy. That's what's fucked this guy. Look and ask so. Finally virzy starts laughing. He realizes that he's being an idiot. And now he's so into texas with driving for the rest of said to san antonio he's looking for a place to buy a cowboy hat and a couple of cap guns because he wants to make another fucking youtube video of him standing on the side of the road of this of this highway on iraq. You know doing some shit about how he loves texas and this is the same fucking guy who like two hours earlier wanted to have a tire under under the seat. Some sort of fucking pistol to shoot whoever. The fuck was going to kidnap us so long story short. We got the san antonio we did. We did that. Gig had a great time. And i think i'm going to run out of time here because i to read your letters. We ended up going to the The next day we we go to the aggie game and we will coming up from houston drove over to houston's we basically drove across the state of texas on the tenth from el paso all the way to houston and houston. We fucking drove to a walmart to meet this booze bus to drive up now. They had to boost buses and eight in the morning and one of eleven thirty. Everybody jumped on the eight in the morning because they wanted to get fucked up. We showed at eleven thirty one. It was like us this older couple. And then a group of four people in the back the whole bus to ourselves. And they were alabama fans and they were all cool as hell and it was awesome and they had all these beers and they had like this You know some brisket beans and all this shit that they made for. You was fucking great with shaolin. The food was slamming beers We got the cigars we've got. The tickets were ready to go drive up. There is no fucking traffic. Because everybody's already they're partying and we pull in college station. We see the stadium. We see everybody up there with the fucking aggie colors on. I never noticed how much how much read a brighter. Red alabama's colors are than the aggies until you saw the to fans stand together which was fucking awesome. We had a great time going into the game right as we got him. We got an just right after the flyover emmanuel starting to drive down the field and dude. I gotta tell you when they scored those first two touchdowns. The stadium was going fucking crazy. Aggies go up fourteen nothing and You know because we were thinking alabama was gonna win. I didn't think they were going to cover. But i was like. I think they're going to win. And he goes up fourteen nothing and they was shutting them down on defense and then it was one us stadiums. I fuck in bed and then all of a sudden oh by the way that whole fucking thing with the seahawks fans trying to set the record to be the loudest crowd is one of the gayus things. I think i've ever seen in my fucking life. You know what are you guys doing. You know you know what that somebody tweeted me. That and i said well you know when you've never won a championship. You've got to hang your hat on something. What is the purpose of that seattle fans and you might win one this year but as a right now what what are you guys doing. What what is the. Do you guys have a team song. If i if it is. I guess it's going to. It's basically there's we are the loudest my friend ed's keep up screaming we lose doodoo. We are the loudest we noticed paid because we are the loud boom because the architect designed the building to make it sound louder. You're a bunch of cheaters up there. you're not louder than anybody else. you know. Louder than those aggie fans they had some rooftop orchestra fucking pit to keep it. All you know contained. They'd some loud to this. Is the thing people. I went to a game there. I heard i'll fucking unbelievably loud. It was but i looked at the fans. And you weren't yelling any louder. There was no guy like like fucking punch himself like how you could yell louder than any other human beings your were basically create. We came out of the same fucking mud puddle. You can't yell louder passionate and nothing. You just got that little rooftop thing there hold it in. You know why 'cause for all these years you've needed that extra help but enough just win a fucking championship when a goddamn jam which might happen this year. I hope it does because when it does. You won't waste your time on stupid pointless. Things like trying to be the loudest you think he allowed that. Kansas city chiefs fans. Those fans allowed okay. And they've had nothing to cheer about. Cheer about for fucking years so anyway so we go in there. The fucking aggie game ridiculously loud all natural to pd's no architect trying to help them out. Just fucking completely natural christ. They didn't even have half a fucking. A third of the stadium was missing one of the end zone. They just had these little bleachers. You could see the dorm rooms. The traffic going by you look far enough. He could probably see a cow taken shit out the field twenty as they go up fourteen. Nothing and then here comes fucking. Bama fourteen seven fourteen fourteen twenty one fourteen alabama twenty eight fourteen alabama then halftime and. I gotta tell you. They took the fucking air out of that stadium. All right fucking aggies. Did they get the ball back. I think alabama had i. I don't remember. I was pretty hammered. But all i know is that they stopped them. Whatever but then the aggie start fucking drive and then they throw a fucking pick and the guy takes it back. Thirty five fourteen five unanswered touchdowns and one of my buddies with who's in the Pro semi pro football hall of fame all right which is a fucking accomplishment. More than skip bayless did. Why am i attack skip. I just think it's funny to make for the guy. I don't give a shit about him either way he was just talking about alabama's offensive line just saying like that blowing them off the ball. I don't give a fuck what weapons you have. If you win in that war you're gonna win the fucking game. And he was saying how What's his face was going to run up the score because they They they lost last year. Or they beat the they got beat last year and So i can't believe once again. I get unbelievably depressed. I just wanna see alabama fucking loses is the second year in the road but then all of a sudden he come the aggies thirty five twenty one. Okay the kind of back in it. Then it was then fucking alabama scores forty two twenty one people start thinking it's over but then the aggie score get forty two twenty eight then they finally got that number four alabama to fucking do something wrong all day. Fumbles the ball. They get the ball. Throw it to that number. Thirteen kid fuck. I should know his name. The guideline two hundred ninety seven yards receiving. I got damaged. I'm the worst. I really should know his name. And i should say the name of every fucking offensive lineman on alabama they will fucking unreal anyways. They're on their own six or five yard line. He johnny football throws thing like fifty yards thirteen catches. It's stiff arms dude covering them and runs the rest of the way of fucking like ninety six yard touchdown and now all of a sudden. It's forty to thirty five sec. What the fuck here. Come the god damn yankees. And they're right when you think they're gonna tied up this mike on overtime fucking alabama scores forty nine forty nine thirty five and then fucking aggies combat forty nine forty two and that was it and it was fucking over that. How many me was seven seventy six thirteen touchdowns thirteen touchdowns the aggies head over six hundred yards in offense and still lost the game. I don't know it was on. It was unbelievable. Unbelievable gain your self. At some point. You got to go to college station. Go take an aggie game. We didn't have time to hang out the dixie chicken and all those places that look cool as hell because we had to catch the fucking bus going back and All right as great as the bus was going back. It was an absolute shit show. I mean coming up. It was great going back. It was an absolute fucking shit. Show first of all we get back to the thing. You know where we're supposed to meet and everybody's breaking open and at this point with drink any now because i'm gonna fuck it fall asleep and i want to watch this fight and i'm there and then this this lady comes up to me and she starts talking my buddy and he said something really nice about his. She asked him a question and he said something really nice about his wife or she said what do you think about all these aggie girls out here and he goes i. You know i'm married. I love my wife. I don't really look about baba. And then she goes good answer like all of a sudden like he has to fucking get her fucking approval and immediately. I'm just like cont. Cont a whisper it right. What a fucking good answer in another thing too was. Nobody's talking to you. Just fucking walking up so she says to me. What are you doing here. I said i'm just hanging out with my friends. Who came out. She goes she goes. Is this your little issue. Little guys weekend out right. I'm just like looking at. And i just looked i was like no no no. What is it is. who are you. Get the fuck outta here. you know. Then she went over and she started throwing a football and she can throw a football so that i think i should have whispered cut cut. She's not right. Throw football issues. There's got to be something that's our right so anyways so this guy on the way up on the bus like thirty year old guy from alabama was a cool guy funny guy and all that now he's completely loaded and is one of the biggest jerk offs. You're ever going to meet in your fucking life in amelie's like you hanging in college station. You hang here you go. Hey come on you wanna hang because it was two buses the early one the next. We'll left for another four hours. This hanger college station. We you're hanging in college station. And i'm like no. I'm on the early bus in thinking his thank god this fucking jackass is not on the early bus. Because i don't know what happened to him because he was a great guy in the way up. Shut the ship with them. Almost like the whole fucking right up. We were all taught. His group group totally cool. But i don't know this fucking guy. One of those guys add. Alcohol becomes a completely different person. So now we gotta go meet this booze bus back. There's a bunch of people. I know it's going to be packed. And who comes walking up this fucking shit bird right. We know no one else is hanging ads. We're taking the bus ride. We get on the bus. I sit down version states next to be in this fucking jerk off. And his buddy his buddy was cool. They sit right across his sorta diagonal so immediately what i do cause it's pitch black out sun's gone down. I just close my eyes. And i act like i'm sleeping because i'm like i'm not making contact with that fucking shit show right and are the buddy sitting right in front of us and This fucking guy telling you the whole ride back would not shut up. And he just you know. Hey twelve man. I shoot you guys quiet as a couple touchdowns then he just starts saying i suck dick. I don't know why i don't know what's spawn. Did he just kept going. I'll tell you suck dick. I would suck a dick right now. If i could fuck and he would name somebody famous. He's playing that game. would you fuck kathy bates. If you could. I tell you i would suck a do not talking about a hermaphrodite. I ain't doing no liquor liquor stick stick like just wouldn't i know this sounds funny but it wasn't. It was like old people a couple rose up and then at one point this girl got up. This lady gets up to go to the bathroom and he does this war like this all of a sudden. I felt like i was like in the accused like he was making her uncomfortable. In like a fuckin- sexual way it was really fucking bad. So i don't know it. I don't i didn't fucking remember then. File virzy keeps going. Like i'm going to say something to keep saying i just keep going. I mean the guy is a jerk off. Okay you got a wife you got kids you got a house okay when a lose the fight you're gonna lose all right just disguise in our life for another fucking half hour. Just ignore them anvers. I don't know why i dunno started gave. I finally just said to the guy because he kept button into our conversations. And i would just go. Listen i'm talking to my friend. You know i don't wanna talk to you or whatever and then virzy just goes eight you know base based virzy basically just told me shut up. Ted you being drunk asshole. Nobody wants to talk to you all right to shut the fuck up and all i'm thinking is i have my sneakers off in five fucking police guys apart. I gotta run in my socks on a bus. That verdict couldn't handle. This guy was drunk idiot but anyways and then the guy just turns around faces front like he's been scolded any shot up and i'm like thank god. We found out. Afterwards people around us will like thank. God you said that shit. But then i don't know what happened. Then he just started back up again and one of my other friends started talking to the guy and then he started going again. You know i'd suck a dick. Hey would you fuck blah blah blah. He was a fucking moron day. What i need. I need a loose horn some mexican food. These are direct quotes telling you. This is too cute old couple like two seats in front of it was it was an absolute fucking shit show and by the time we get off the bus. It's like i don't even want to. I don't even want to go to the fight. I'm so over people at this point but of course we get back late. We can't find where we where we stand at this shower. What we finally get back to the sheridan. We go up. Don't even shower. Just put on some remotely respectable fucking close and we run downstairs to catch the shuttle where we're gonna go see. The fight is like eleven miles away in the shuttle will go in a five mile radius. So we go fuck. I call a cab call a cab but guy calls a cab never calls comes. He calls another cab. It never fucking comes and at that point. I'm looking over at the bar. The hotel bar. And they're serving food. And i just say his four of us. I say one of the guys. That go look i go. I'm done man. I'm just going to get a case the go to bed just fucking so version the other dude i looking at like what the fuck come on. We're going to make this happen. And then the other guy. I just don't name names in the podcast. The hall of famous friends like yeah dude. That's what i'm doing so we go. Saddle up to the bar and it was fucking hilarious sitting at the bar now. We're done. I days done which is going to get some eat. Maybe get a drink. And we're gonna go upstairs and go to fucking sleep but if we if we look to the right we see the tv with the highlights and the scores looked to the left. We can see into the lobby. And i see version my other buddy and they are still in the way of trying to get to the fight so i say to the doing of sitting at the bar with i go. You know what's funny that over there. I was point. Diversity in the lobby is going to become way more entertaining than this shit on the tv in about five minutes and sure enough for z. Starts flipping out. I swear to god. He must've said sheridan. Like fifty eight fucking times. he just kept calling. I will share it. How can you not get a cap at a sheridan shower. I i don't understand this. How do you not get a cabinet. Sheridan right and then he walks over to the bar and he's leaning in between me and the other dude just going to ask. You don't understand where we're at sharon it right. He's drunk this sitting in. They walk back and forth like fifty eight times trying to get the guy the front desk to get a cabinet. Show up for some reason. They're not showing up so find. And then mike paul. It's fucking to wrap sit down and get some food because no fuck dead fuck death. This is one of the best fights of the year. And i'm gonna miss it. I wanna see it live. I wanna see why. I never been in a sheridan where you couldn't get a cab so now the cat doesn't show up twenty fucking minutes later. Whatever we got a couple of drinks in front of us and my fucking burger shows up with the french fries. I got a coq the other guys got. I don't know what he had a salad with chicken or some shit virzy at this point. He's like invaded my space. He's literally becoming like that jerk off on the bus i suck a dick. Except he's going on a shared not get a cabinet sheridan these fucking leaning on the bar and all that by food finally comes in before the plate even hits the fucking bar he goes. Hey can you give french fries. And i looked at him. And i was so fed up with people i looked at my said. You know what no no. You can't and the lady goes. The kitchen closes in five minutes. I go paul. Just order cheeseburger. Because i'm going to this fight. And then he sits down on the other side of the guiding me because you know what that was fucked up that was fucked up what you just did there right because by its french fries. You have to ask me i in mind grabbing like two huge handfuls. I go here. I go here take these. Take these and i lean it on for. I don't win over people's food. Fucking get cabinet sharon so finally i look at them and i just go. You guys realize you have a rental car sitting out there in the parking lot. I don't know if you to doctor. Dr but if you're not drunk enough to drive the fight as start enough just go jump in the car and drive down fucking street so go find. That's the plan so the other guy goes up to look for the keys. He's up there for like twenty minutes. And i'm polishing off. The burger in verse is telling me that he you know what a piece of shit friend i am at one point. I go paul. I didn't look you like an athlete. Who doesn't know when to end his career. It's over we're not gonna see the fight it's fucking over. You know so. They tried to order a fucking cheeseburger by then the kitchen's closed then they find another place that's within five miles that they can see the fight so they run up to the front desk and they go on the guy drives the shuttle just went home and virzy is fucking losing his mind and that guy upstairs could not find his keys to the rental car. It was a shit was one of the most almost as entertaining as a game. Watching those two guys trying to get to the fight and they finally find that oh the guy was sitting with. Had to go up and find the fucking keys. He finds the keys and then they decide. They're going to jump in the rental car to go. Watch the last half of the fight and they like you don't want wanna go and i'm like dude i am paying for this and i'm going to go upstairs and i'm fucking going to sleep and and that's exactly what i do. I go upstairs. Do go upstairs. And we're just laughing arrest off and those fucking guys jump in a car to go find this fight like dave and buster's or whatever whatever they went to some espn zone place and they go there and they don't have the fight so the whole thing was a fucking wash. I'm laying in bed right just about ready to fall asleep just laughing my ass off just thinking what a great game. It was a wonderful drive. It wasn't all that stuff right. What a great weekend and all of a sudden. My phone buzzes. And i get this picture in the underneath it it says pussies and i fucking look at the picture. And it's a picture of paul virzy with a mug of beer. You can't even see his face. He sucking it though and i laughed and i just texted him back. Don't get arrested. Because i'm gonna have to get out basically fucking bail you out. And then he fell asleep fall asleep. And like three hours later i started dreaming about chainsaws out of nowhere. And then i fucking woke. Wake up in the bed next to me. He's in the other twin there and he is fucking snoring at an olympic level. So i'm wiccan. Virzy buzzy and he's like that. And i'm just like i as fucking kick in the bed and he's whipper and i'm like dude dude you snoring. I'm sorry i'm sorry right. And then two seconds later co like immediately would fall back to sleep and sound like. I don't know like someone was choking fucking warthog. So i'm sitting over there. I'm making like a pillow sandwich with my fucking head trying to block them out and he swears that he heard yell motherfucker. I don't remember saying that. But i kept fall asleep and awakened back up to this fucking jackass. Amelia sympathy for every housewife out there. If your husband was like that right. So i fuck in. I went into my bag. And i got earplugs out that i wear on the plane or whatever. Jam those things in there and then there's like four pills to bed had two on one side to on the other and you know if i was possible to put myself in a headlock. I would have to try and block my years in Hilarious woke up the next. When i woke up in the morning he was already gone. He had an early flight at that point. Of course we were laughing about the french fry. He's still pissed he's still pissed on on. Some level is questioning my level of loyalty to him. And i don't give ship all right. That's the deal. I would never. If you're listening to this i would hover over your fucking food. And i would never ask you for any your fucking food before you had a chance to get bite number one. Okay this this etiquette this etiquette. You don't show up to pitcher right. You don't sit on somebody else's motorcycle you don't play somebody else's drums without asking them. There's all kinds of stuff all right. You don't tell some criticize about somebody. Parents their own kit. You don't do that and for the and you don't fuck and take seventy french fry. You'll fuck do that before the plate even hits how dare you. How dare you pull versi. 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As i was that we didn't get to do the show in el paso the upside is i get to go to that wonderful part of the country again and i think what i'm gonna do this time is i'm gonna do the show and i'm actually going to do a road trip the other way. Drive out to albuquerque new mexico where they They shot the unbelievable show breaking bad. I got to do a few episodes of that and but they also shot one of my favorite movies of all time. No country for old men and i want to drive around and look at some of those shooting locations like the motel with a shoot brought killed josh. Brolin all of that type of stuff I am converted. I the southwest. All of that stuff is some of the most beautiful scenery. You can never see right up through colorado wyoming montana all those places they fuck make fun of man i'm telling you they're unbelievable and my apologies to that guy. I'm gonna try to get his email from the guy helps with podcast. I gotta try to smooth shit over with him. Because i feel bad about that all right here we go. Let's read some stuff character. Assassination hello billion. I'm a freshman in the university over in england and everything is good in the world. Apart from one small annoyance. I have just got in from a night out on the time. I just got in from a night on the town and it's seven. Am i experienced something. That i feel. I need to ask you about. And i'd love the advice. You give love the advice you give so feel so feel. You're the best person to ask are granted you're hammered. You're writing this at seven in the morning. Okay i've been at the university for five days and everyone is getting on really well. I have been the guy that cracks jokes and make sure everyone is included. And make sure everyone comes out to drink every night this evening a new guy moved into my flat and immediately the group dynamic changed he seemed to be very sure of himself and it felt as though he believed he was better than us. He constantly made remarks about the lack of girls in the group and at a general air of complacency to put a long story short. He tried to humiliate me in front of everyone. He made me feel a little by making a big deal out of a remark. I made sarcastically. I said that. I had a cousin who is quite attractive. I was clearly joking. But he made it his mission to say it was incestuous. And because i'm from wales. He suggested that i have sexual intercourse with sheep. Oh you guys are the ones who get that out there A well known. Welsh stereotype but is potentially true. He wrote the little smiley wink face. I sense that the entire room new. I was joking and founded strange that he made such a big deal out of it but due to his highly confident. Almost cocky personality. They were scared to argue with with. While you gotta nip that in the but you gotta step to that guy immediately. Be like dude. It's just a joke. Why do you keep talking about it. Do you secretly wanna fuck fucking sheep trying to put it on me because you dick. It's a little hard as you're talking about it. You fucking weirdo. You gotta you gotta come at that guy. You don't have to do like get fucking down you for control. You don't have to go there yet. you don't have to all right anyway. Let's let's let's let's move on here. I sense he tyrone blah blah blah blah blah. I explain myself for several minutes. And he continued to make a big deal out of nothing. I feel most room agreed with me. You give them like to a guy like that. That's a sign of weakness. Few keep explaining where he goes. Not i think you wanna fuck a sheep. No joe i was. Just i thought i thought you said you were right. Spider becoming spider. Here you can't do that. I felt like the best course of action was the punch him as hard as i couldn't face all right. I like that good move. I resisted the urge the punch him and remove myself from the situation. As i have a feeling that the best way to deal with shitty people's to avoid them well depends on wolf avoiding him. Means not hanging out with the friends that you're making you have to address it now. You don't need to punch him in the face. So i'm just joking. The problem was that most of room came with me as they felt. I was in the right. Thus isolating him on his first night. This is not what i wanted to happen. Dude you gotta stop being people. Please being content to sit there and think about it. He said it's not what i wanted to happen. Is the first night in universities. The hardest and i didn't want to be the cause of his lonesome. This even though it was somewhat self inflicted somewhat selfishly. It was totally self inflicted sir. He go this made him dislike me more and as we left to go out drinking in the nightclubs he came up to me and locked me in the eyes. And said i hate you and this guy is just an insecure kant he goes. I did not handle it. As i was not set out to make enemies and he seemed to want to hate me. I say all right well. Cool all right. Well we got. We got that over quick. Enjoy your time at the university. We don't have to be friends. Have a nice evening. he goes. I feel like i've tried to be nice but he has beef with me. Don't be nice to this guy. Fuck this guy because my question for you is. Would you have left the room when the guy tried to humiliate you or would punching him be the best option all right at this age i wouldn't left the room giving him shit and i wouldn't have punched him in the face at your age. I probably would let them roll all over me. Bully me and then what have for some reason become friends with them and let them treat me like shit for the next five years of my fucking life. That's what i would have done at your age. So that's basically what you should avoid this guy. He shouldn't take any shift. This guy this guy has got a lot of issues. He probably has a bad father or home situation. And he's basically in the beginnings of going out into the world and taking out his childhood on other people so the only way he can do that to. You is if you allow him to. You don't need to be friends with someone like that but what you do need to do. Is you need to draw a line in. That guy has to respect the fact that he can't get out of line with you all right so if it comes up and says i hate you just be like know you know it was going to do about that. Have a nice evening. And he said yeah. I really fucking hate you and just be like listen to do. You have a problem. Is it something you know. If you're going to do something do with the fuck you feel. You need to do or get the fuck out of my face and just leave it at that. Because he's not gonna throw a punch. Maybe comes up and says i hate you. Sounds like a fucking seventh grader. That sounds like you have it in you to punch somebody in the face. If you already know that about yourself you don't have to prove it again. So don't don't go with violence man. That's that's stupid vice. Just when he comes up. And says i hate you. Just be like all right. It's not going to do about it. It's unfortunate wish it wouldn't happen. I don't i don't know what he wants out of you. But the biggest thing that i've got this because i can't tell you what to do because i'd have to know a lot more about the situation as to how to handle that guy but the biggest thing i got out of this is your need to try and make things better and be a people pleaser with someone who doesn't deserve their. You sound like a really nice guy. All right what happens the nice guys they attract assholes because people who don't tolerate assholes they can't get in there so some of the biggest conce in the world hang out with some of the nicest fucking people in the world who don't know how to stick up for themselves in certain situations so this is what i've told a couple people. My life may make somebody earned. How nice a person you are. Don't just be giving it away and just being nice to everybody This guy has an earned it so fuck him all right. Fuck that guy. Don't take any shit from and But don't don't let them. Don't allow that guy to make you mad. Yeah and then you throw a punch and you got issues at school. Because this guy's a he had a bad dad. Fuck that fuck that becomes up. Says he hates you again. Just really like dude. I got you already said that i understand. You don't like me so get outta my face and get on with not liking me all right. If you really didn't like me you wouldn't be coming up to me. So why don't you prove to me how much you don't like me. Don't listen what i say everything. I say always escalates into a fucking rolling around on the floor kind of thing. I hope something in their helps you all right here. Ashim documentary to check out dear. Billy vaughan renton bill. An american living in hero shema teaching english. It's a great gig where i get to meet a lot of the locals and teach them how to pronounce things the way we do. My dad was in the army. So i grew up learning a lot about american history especially military history since it was such a big part of our lives being a military family. And all i'm a huge fan blah blah blah blah blah. He writes and. I'm happy to hear that you were getting into world war history in a big way the last few weeks. The podcast almost been weird as you are discovering a lot of the same things i did about our past and about how the modern world came to be when i was a kid world war two aviation especially in this pacific had a profound effect on me and the book fly. Boys was the first time i ever read about about shit going down in the philippines. And how we got all these oversea territories in puerto rico and guam and all of that before that i was just brought into believing that we were the good guys and everyone else was to blame for everything wrong. I also have to agree with the last person who wrote in that. The dan carlin podcasts. Ghost of the austrian. I gotta listen to the ost front o. S. t. f. r. o. n. t. Everybody dan carlin spelt the same as george. Carlin c. a. r. l. a. ghosts of the cost front t. f. r. o. n. t. all one word from the hardcore history was life changing the fucking russians lost between twenty and forty million people and many of those were civilians. We lost a half million in the whole war There is a saying that world war two was one with berlet british intelligence american steel and russian blood. Wow man jesus christ. That's a sacrifice and a half understatement of the year. I gotta listen to that. This could not be more true. He's saying about that expression after the war when we went to rebuilding western europe and the russians basically occupied everything to make sure. This never happened again Let me read that sentence. In a better way. After the war we went to rebuilding western europe and the russians basically occupied everything to make sure that this should never happen again. All right now the cold now. The cold war from the russian side makes total sense to me. And i think it will to you after you listened to the podcast and also. I know you mentioned that. You hate ancient ship before cowboys and indians. But you have to check out the podcast. Also from dan carlin called death. Throes of the romans republic. I'll do. I'll listen if someone's gonna tell me about it. I can listen to anything but to sit down and read it. My brain doesn't work like that. It just goes. When are we go get a beer man. Why we read in all this heavy stuff. Man ancient rome you see used to be a democracy before the roman empire and it faced a lot of the same problems. Jesus christ we actually learning things here. My god all right. Stay with me people. I got a little more to read here. Ancient rome used to be a democracy before became roman empire and faced a lot of the same problems. We face today before alternately became an empire rather than a democracy. Jesus that sounds familiar. You see there were two groups in ancient rome that basically ran shit. The public canings. I hope i said that right. Who were rich and conservative. And the populaires the populist who sought power through gaining the support of the poor on my god so basically what. This is their fox news and cnn and ultimately it was this struggle that led to the imperial rome. Check it out Last one here you need to check out fog of war. It's a documentary free on youtube. That won the oscar back in two thousand four. I think it's about robert s mcnamara who is most famous for being secretary of defense during the cuban missile crisis in vietnam before all that he was a statistician in world war two. He was one of the guys who crunch the numbers to see. How much destruction could be caused by daylight bombing in germany and later in japan in this documentary points out that by fire pump firebombings japan. We killed more civilians in tokyo in one night. Then we did in the bombing of hiroshima. And that's also amazing when you read the the that fly boys book as you just realize that you know. 'cause i always learned that we would try and demonstrate our dominance. That's why we ended up dropping the bombs that we didn't need to but like when you see how their people were taught that we were devils. Had tales had green blood and we were going to eat them if we won and when we approached the civilians they would throw their babies off cliffs in jump off to that. I mean we were going to have to lose way more people. I don't know there's an argument for both sides. It's nuts it's crazy. It's nuts that there's actually rules in war and that it somehow legal Anyways the bomb looms still to this day in the town of hiroshima and there's an overwhelming belief that it should not have been used no matter what. Yeah of course absolutely. You'd think that they would think that you know and over here. We like well. You know we're going to lose a lot of guys But here they seem to to miss a few things. First of all a land invasion would have resulted in a million more japanese dead since they would not surrender. And we're told that the americans would eat them and their families ya. We read the same book. Second if we had blockade of the island rather than invade drop the avon millions would have starved to death. Last of all most often overlooked is if the allies had invaded japan then russia would have invaded to and just like in europe. We would have given a large part of japan to russian route to rule over so northern japan could have been like north korea. We dropped the bombs. I'm not a hippie. And i'm not writing from some idea that america is evil in our enemies did nothing wrong but is amazing to see how much was going on from all sides. Good in bed and it gives a richer fuller version of what was going on all over the world time exactly. That's why i love reading that book. I like you know. It's like listen to people. Trash the patriots. How what is your viewpoint of this. How do you look at it. You know you gotta listen to some of that right anyways led the podcast come to here ashim into the bomb museum sometimes for a pretty sobering history. Keep up all definitely do that someday. Keep it up and most of all. Fuck yourself all right. It's probably most intelligent thing has ever even uttered of course it was written by somebody else all right on plowing through all of this people. We got a couple more to go. Henry kissinger dear billy west winds Oh billy west the great voice over guy. Voices of renan's stimulant done both right. Steve eightieth. you don't deserve to leave. Sorry terrible impression. Do you know how evil kitchens is. The man is a war criminal. He carpet bombed cambodia. Oversaw the coup in chile that practically destroyed destroyed. They're great nation jacked off to the dropping of agent orange. All over vietnam. This is very slander. Sir he's pure evil. He's a zionist. Who believes in ethnic cleansing cleansing and has gone on record promoting policy that promote depopulation. Not the hey everyone. Hey everyone's cool. what not the. Hey everyone cool it on the fucking depopulation more like. Let's get guys to fight those guys. Both sides will have civilians. Die and go hungry. I think you've left out some words in that because i'm jewish. I love jews. The good ones. I love all people no matter their religion. I've been israel and believe it is a beautiful and moving place but the state of israel is pure evil not the people the government. My father worked for a company that did business with the israeli government. That's all i can say about his business. But i can say that he was privy to some insane things the type of things that make you lose sleep. The main objective in almost all policy he saw was to create money and wealth for few families for the few families that run israel true judaism and love for the religion is almost obsolete when you get high enough in power. Yeah that's kind of true everywhere. Kind of all goes out the window When she gets to that eyes wide shut level. The heads of the state used judaism as a way of silencing. Anyone who questions their actions where we use support the troops call someone anti-semites and how quickly they shut up Collagen anti-zionist and it's the same thing they shut up us. Jews have suffered but so of lots of people who can't be quantified into that group anyways. Fuck kissinger all right. Well i guess. I have some reading up on to do on that. That's one man's opinion. But i mean it just it. Doesn't it all just what you start reading about. It all just seems to be the same story over and over again because we really are all the same. And i think that like you know once you go beyond a certain level power. I think there's maybe a handful of people in the world that can handle it and the rest of us start to feel like we're god-like and We start summoning people to come in and give us blowjobs drinking wine out of some yaks bladder or whatever. The fuck they did that. It's disgusting all right last. But not least i probably shouldn't fucker. Hey there kuby the freckle-face kid. Hey cool was it last week. Where they gave my character First name. I don't wanna ruin anything but i was sitting there on pins and needles watching that stuff and by the if you're up to date i'm not gonna ruin anything breaking bad but i'm asking this people outside the united states because i don't know of any united states show that has ever been better than breaking bad. My stomach has been an absolute not watching the show and each week. It just keeps getting ratcheted. Higher and higher. Like last night's episode was like almost disturbing things i've ever seen. And if you live in another country okay and you know of a show if you've watched all of breaking bad and you know of a show that you think is on par or dare i say better. I want to know what it is. And i don't care if there's no subtitles i will sit down and just view it because what they've done with the second half of the fifth season i've i've never seen anything like it in my forty years of sitting in front of the idiot box. I could actually say it's not an idiot box anymore when this something like that on tv. It's just unbelievable and if you're late to the party by all means when all five seasons come out you owe it to yourself to download them by them and don't blow through him okay. It's a fine wine. Open a bottle and night. Sit there with your friends and discuss it. it's incredible. I mean a lot of the stuff that we're talking about as far as people handling power. It's it's unreal. It's un fucking believable. Anyways last one era go on a lot of people have asked me about the sol Saul goodman spinoff I know as much as you guys know. I just heard it. I heard it's going to be a prequel so if it's a prequel i would feel that. That's years before. I don't know if he gets to albuquerque and people have been asking if i'm gonna be on it. I have no idea. i hope so. I have no idea. But whether i am whether i'm not. I'm watching every episode anyway. It was prequel. Should i come in at like the very last one. and then we all moved to albuquerque. See that right there. That's why don't write terrible idea. Sorry anyways i probably shouldn't fucker is the last one here. Kuby the freckle-face. I need some help. So there's this crazy broad at my job. Who's who i'm ninety nine percent. Sure i could fuck if i asked directly now. I feel free to now feel free to think this because she isn't exactly top shelf trim but she's certainly worth trying a shot if it's free I gotta tell you do this. That's one of the biggest lies in the universe. It's never freaked. There's never been a free. There's never been a free piece ever the history. It all comes with a price right. It all does especially when you trying a bank somebody. You're working with right. They shit where you're eaten you take. That could go very bad very quickly. He goes. I've worked with her for about two years for a while. She was putting on what seemed to be a pretty strong press. Excessive hanging out at my desk finding random ways to mess with me laughing at anything i do. You know office flirty bullshit will. Maybe she likes you. She might actually like you see. This is the way guy looks at. She wants to suck my dick right. So she's going to be sitting there thinking you making love and your comment mouth right and then you treat her like i'm telling you that's how shit starts so anyways Then i launched a passive attempt to smash told her we should get drinks on now. Do just the way you talk about women in the Which is hilarious. Coming from me but the way and totally hypocritical. The way you talk about women like this. This is not going to end well. I told her we should get drinks. We went out to catch a movie after work. Didn't make a major move because of fear of her having a story to tell the office about rejecting me very smart nothing happened and things cooled way off Long story short since then. She's exhibited advanced signs of female dementia. While before i go any further. I'm going to guess that because you didn't make a move. She thought that oh he went out to see what kind of person i am and was expecting. Maybe a follow up date and when it didn't happen that's sending her the signal that you didn't you didn't like something about her. So maybe now that's why she's distant. I don't know he said the worst one being an incident where she invited me to hang out with her. And i taught her how to ripa bond. All right this one wholly different direction totally different direction she got unreasonably high and up locking herself in the bathroom calling her mom. Just say how she invited me over god high and was worried. I was going to take advantage over. Her mom was about to call the cops but she did. Stop or for what it's worth. I'm six five two hundred pound black guy. And she's a small asian girl. So i really saw bad into that. Storyline of jesus christ absolutely so we are now back to normal with her being a two hundred proof bottle of crazy and me wondering if the crazy too good pussy. Positive correlation holds true. That's fucking hilarious. If i figure she can't get any crazier. If i just asked directly we can eliminate the chance of confusion in calls to the police. M i totally insane for still wanting to fuck this girl. Thanks and go fuck yourself bitch. All right i hope this women listening to this because right now because you don't have a dick you probably and this is why you guys are so dumb and i want you the same way. This guy was talking about world war two from the other perspective. You gotta look at having a dick from the other perspective with. I swear to god empathy. I'm going to pause while you roll your eyes ladies but this is how powerful have an addict is. This is how much it runs your life like the amount of shit that just got shot across the bow of this guy's dick okay. And he's still thinking like think. I can make it. What if i just said. Hey you wanna fuck and we just fucked. I could somehow get this urge outta me. And then i could then go back to work. You know. it's funny sir. Is the fact that if you fuck this girl and if it is as good as you think it's gonna be like you're gonna be able to go back you know to work. Were you never gonna bang again. You already know. This girl is fucking nuts all right. I'm removed from the situation. I haven't seen her. So i don't have any desire for you. I could tell you one hundred fucking percent. Do not repeat. do not fuck this girl. Stand-down sir abort one other military rub one out before you go to work. Okay go out you know what go out and find some other crazy fucking woman that you don't have to see at work. Okay that's it. that's it all right. Do not do it. You're not totally insane. Fucking this woman. If you didn't have a dick you would be but you do have addict. So i understand because god knows. I've made never-ending mistakes with my dick. Trust me all right by the time you figure out you dick women don't wanna fuck anyways so it's pointless so i'm trying to fucking fast. Forty two where the hell on our in. Thirty minute podcast. This might be one of the longest ones ever all right. That's the podcast this week. Everybody before. I do the little wrap up here. I want to just let you guys know where i'm going to be this week. Hang on a second. hang on. hang on. Hang on bill You can't. I can't even type with two hands. Forget about one. One finger official website pink mega-boom. I know i'm going to be in west virginia pittsburgh in toronto. This weekend This week i should say so. Let's see if i can get the right on september. Eighteenth duff fuck outta here. I gotta fly out wednesday now. Jesus christ i have. I have no fucking life all right. Evidently on september eighteenth and keith albee provided. There's no rain whatever the fuck could happen. What could happen provided nobody's still blows up near the fucking venue and lights on fire. I'll be at the keith albee theatre on the eighteenth on the nineteenth. I'm doing. What's the west virginia university in morgantown. West virginia on the twentieth. I'm doing heinz hall for the performing arts in pittsburgh pennsylvania heinz hole and then on the twenty-first i'm doing queen elizabeth theatre toronto ontario That is it in the following week. September twenty eighth. I'm doing the chicago theatre for two shows. First one is sold out the second one is almost there for the love of god. Get your ass down to the show all right and with that. Let's do the studio wrap up here. The old wrap where the hell is now that the show is over. Don't forget to sign up for your free trial of who plus hulu plus let you binge on thousands of hit shows anytime anywhere on your tv pc smartphone or tablet support this podcast and get an extended free trial on hulu. Plus when you go to the podcast page bill. Burr dot com and click the hulu plus ben banner or go to hulu plus dot com slash. Bill that's hulu plus dot com slash. Bill that's the podcast this week. Thank you everybody for Listening i apologize. Everybody in el paso was enacted god. There was nothing. I could do bother. I'm definitely coming back. We're going to get that update as soon as we can. I don't give shit if i have to come there fifty times. I'm doing a show there all right. That's the podcast. Go fuck yourselves. We'll talk to you next week.

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Three Gay Matts (with Matt Steele and Matt Palmer)

Unhappy Hour with Matt Bellassai

1:10:56 hr | 2 months ago

Three Gay Matts (with Matt Steele and Matt Palmer)

"Well unfortunately hot guy march madness has come and gone here on this podcast but guess what the nba playoffs are happening. Right now. and guess what. I'm excited to tell you about. Nba's new campaign that's game that's game encapsulates. The excitement the swagger the energy of the nba. it's a declaration. it's a mindset. it's vi- all about how the bar has been raised and when it comes to the game and the culture of basketball. The nba is always moving forward. That's game is about capturing the league's most dynamic moments on and off the court whether it's through moments of iconic game play or giving voice to its community of players and fans the nba is always pushing new boundaries in athleticism style ideas in more watching the beginning and end of vince his career. That's game signing fans jersey. that's game donating thousand meals to houston during their crisis setting the stage for the next generation at a basketball clinic. That's game okay. The road to the finals is on watch. The nba playoffs now. This episode is brought to you by. Hp instant inc. No one is reading your mind. But hp instant inc knows when you're printers running low and sends new cartridges. Before you run out so you never have to think about inc for details visit. Hp dot com slash instant inc spotify conditions apply. Welcome to unhappy our the show where we bitch about all the things. We love to hate every single week. I'm your host map bella. Lsi here in my home studio recording far far away from my producer. Berry thing go. Hi barry hey matt. I'm here in the studio far away from you Do you want to tell folks what's going on while you're not today i'm in my apartment Out of what. We used to call it back in the old day. An abundance of caution remember that march of last year. Yeah basically i. I was feeling a little iffy this week. And then i went and got a test for the c word and a rapid test it was negative and then that same day i was around someone who then told me later that they had tested positive so i was like okay. Love it cool. I got out of it. I think because. I was negative on tuesday. Which was when i was around that person but now i'm like okay. I should avoid people in the event that i got it from them until i get tested. So we're going old school and by old school. I mean what we were doing two weeks ago and recording via zoom some other housekeeping staff. I know we said on our off week that we were going to do an instagram live. And that never have made certainly did not. But we're gonna reschedule that. I actually recorded thing explaining how we were gonna reschedule that and then berry just forgot to put it in our that. I was working late at night. So we're all sorry. We're very well put together this week. Everything is going great. The other thing is that. I finally figured out how to put V bonus segment on patriots as audio. So if you're a patriot subscriber You can go onto patriae on and get the bonus segments delivered right to your podcast feed So you don't have to every time a bonus stuff comes out. It'll just show up right in your audio feed wherever you get podcasts. That'll be our our bonus worse things first story so you'll get those extra stories. Every single wheat love right and your feet and then if you want you go onto patriotic and also watch the video. But i do recognize a lot of people are like i don't wanna see their dumb faces anyway so those are the announcements coming up on. Today's episode. what's happening. We're going to kick things off as always with worse things. I obviously show about the stupidest most ridiculous worse news the week after that we are diving deep into all the things that berry and i hate that everybody else loves doing. Our own shocked was one of those weeks where we have so much to talk about so much to feel bad about so much shit to get off our chests that we just have to do. A variety yeah. We can't be constrained to one topic this week. Exactly and finally. We've got matt's. Theo and matt palmer on the pied matt and matt. They are both co host of the podcast and youtube channel. Two gay mats. So yeah this is. This is an iconic episode featuring three poll. Gay matt's we get into so much vanilla geography cats the film. We've been off that so much more. So let's get into it. Let's do it. Let's d'arthur show. Oh worse things. I lacked talk about the worst news of the week fast. A woman in michigan set a local record after wolfing down fifty chili dogs in twenty two minutes. Oh my lord which is about one dog per twenty six seconds. I have never done anything that quickly. You twenty six seconds for a regular hot dog. I would not say that. That is particularly shocking. I mean really. That's fast chili dog. I would really have to see like a visual evidence of exactly. How much chili is 'cause. I don't know chicago hot. Dogs are famously kind of overloaded with toppings. Oh yeah you got your hot peppers. You got your relish. Got your mustard. If you even think about putting catch upon there you get the fuck out. I mean yeah. I used to catch up and mustard on. How dogs still do. No i don't because my sister shamed me. I remember i was at a family reunion and i put catch up on my hot dog and my sister said Year from the chicago area. We don't put ketchup on hotdogs. And i was like okay. And then i never did again refused to kind of give into that level of food based peer pressure. Yeah well let me tell you my sister. She's convincing okay. You know who else give into pressure this this woman named molly schuyler who According to local tv just showed up and started eating. Well wasn't it wasn't wasn't a the full quote was just hot dog. Schuyler said she walked in like four and was just like hotdog and so this particular establishment is called the corner bar. It's a place called rockford in michigan western michigan and they do have like a local challenge. Where anyone who eats twelve dogs in four hours gets their name on the wall. They the manager said that there's six thousand names on the wall. So i like it's that is bad is the entry level challenge in some people take it upon themselves to be like. Oh you only you only twelve and four hours. Watch me three. Suck down fifty of these in twenty two minutes. The price legally. She now owns the restaurant. Yeah honestly everybody in that place who runs. It should have to sat down there. Tongs the tongs that they used to turn the hot dog. You got the the included information here is so baffling so it says after nineteen minutes. She had eaten forty four hotdogs. Neither of those is like a banner number to include. Okay okay so. I don't know why they specify that i think it's like oh. She got to forty four hotdogs which beat the record and that happened at nineteen minutes. But that didn't she could've stopped. You know she already beat the record by half a hotdog is the forget number there that i that i'm gonna keep going forty. Four hotdogs is the record and then she never the less she persisted. I mean you know. What else didn't stop persisting her astle that night. Let's be real because there is no way that she is not fully prolapsed. Russell is now an external oregon. Anyway next This is kind of a story that we may be heard before. But it's still happening. So i guess we got up. We got a call it out. Wildlife officials and minnesota famously. The land of a shitload of lakes. I believe i think that's the official. Slogan land of a shit load of lakes are begging citizens to stop illegally dumping their unwanted goldfish and waterways because it turns out. They'll get big as fuck if you leave them on their own. Dang unrestricted by the tiny glass bowls. They're usually in or carnival bags that you tear carry them home in. They'll grow to the size of a football. You'll goldfish size of a football. And then they compete with the native fish and share and they fuck up the ecosystem. Dang this makes me feel really bad that any goldfishes kept in a bowl. I think it's kind of like you know it grows to the size of whatever container. It's in yeah. I just feel like. Would you want to stop the hulk like at a smaller size. I guess y'all would stop smashing. They have stopped before they'd learned how to split the atom. Yeah probably we have nuclear power. You know energy different line of yeah so officials in the twin cities they they recently found like a bunch of giant goldfish. Some of which were as long as a foot and a half which is such a long goldfish and they weighed as much as four pounds. Okay not to victim blame. Feel like if you're a whole thing is about having a bunch a lakes. It gives people the impression that like. So what if one gets fucked. You know like there's ample lakes here. The my goldfish would be happy to be in this lake. There's nine hundred and ninety nine thousand others wait. That's not how mathworks ten thousand lakes would be. There's ninety nine thousand nine hundred ninety nine other lakes like rice not that big a deal. Two things one. I love that you corrected yourself and then continued to provide the wrong math. And then oh my god it's nine thousand nine hundred ninety nine and then two. Yeah you're absolutely right. i do think it's obviously. None of them are connected like each of them is very much like an isolated environment famously. That's how kind of the world works. Is that nothing acted so. Yeah yeah what's one. What's one lake. They probably won't affect us right so it's fine. I'm saying that's what people would think. So you know. Maybe maybe get a different slogan. I think that. I can't tell from this if the issue is that people are flushing goldfish down the toilet and that's how they're getting in the waterways or if it's like you decide you don't want your goldfish anymore. So you throw it outside t you know at your personal lake because that is i would assume everybody. Minnesota just has a lake assigned to them. Yeah so. I don't know but either way you should humanely murder your goldfish before you throw it away city officials. They are working with this company that uses boat electro fishing. Which is they dip wires into the water and then stun all the fish around it and they float to the top and then they just scoop them up and then kill them which feels like cheating. Yeah you're just gonna electric you all the fish and call that fishing. That doesn't count. And then you're going to hold up the big old fish. Like a fisherman and ceo. Look how big my goldfish. that. I caught his. Yeah that's number. Nobody is impressed. You're gonna take a picture of that hanging up in the cabin. I never caught a big fish as such a loser when it came to fishing and everything else and finally a woman in augusta. Georgia said that. She was scared shirtless when she spotted. What she thought was a piece of fuzz on the floor but then she went to reach for it. It moved another piece moved. Turns out there were eighteen snakes under her bed. What the fuck why hold on. I have so many questions a piece of fuzz and that ended up being a snake what is fuzz snake. Not anything fuzzy. About a snake. No no yeah. I'm picturing perhaps like maybe by fun. Is she met like lint. You know when you clean out like a drier land. I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt here. Okay the further piece of this story. I don't know if it makes it better or worse is that it was a mother snake. Who had had seventeen baby snakes now. I don't like it makes it worse definitely makes it worse. I've never thought about baby snakes. I never wanna think about them again. But what if they're just like a little worm. That's what i think would make sense. If that's it that was the fuzz. But i don't know because i've never thought about it and i never wanna think about it again. That is i think what is happening here so there was one bigger snakes somewhere bigger in the sense that it was probably like a garden snake but then it had had like tiny little. Pb worms worm snakes. And that's what you thought. The fuzz was But yeah also. I'm sorry but saying like oh but what. If they're like like little worms are worm supposed to be cute is. That's i'm just trying to alleviate the trauma here for you as the listener and Because it seems like these people did just fine. I mean they went out. There are really. She was scared shirtless. That is true. She did lose a shirt. Which i still don't quite understand what that means so this entire story was just taken from someone's facebook page. This is like a thing that i think. A lot of tabloid kind of places do which is that. Someone posted a story on facebook. It goes viral. Perhaps and then they just kind of transcribe the story In claim it as like an original kind. I like what you do on this. But yes so this woman i. I almost wonder if auto corrected from shetland. Two shirtless murph. She or she just thought that that was what. The phrase was scared shirtless or she was so scared that she ripped her shirt off true. The which i yes. My number one instinct. When i'm scared is just rip off my clothes but yeah the the woman's husband used a grabber tool to place each snake in a linen bag. I don't know what a grabber tool is. That could be anything from tongs to like the things that inmates us to pick up trash on the side of the highway. I was going to say the thing that my grandma issues to use to get things off of high shelves but yeah. That's what comes to mind when someone says grabber tool. Trish said still not confident. That was the last of those things scared shirtless to be honest. yeah i. I don't think i would ever like. I would have to move. And that's it for this week's worth things. I if you wanna hear and see even more stories that were brutally cut from this week's episode you can head to my patriot. Patriotic dot com slash map by subscribe And get all that next. We're complaining about at all no topic. All topics dive deep dive. Deep dive deep deep dive deep tidy. Tidy tidy hara. You know. i think it's just about time for good good old fashioned complaining. Grab bag as i like to call it. No theme despite mostly negative lives to be exact. Yeah i keep a running list of all the things that i that pissed me off just for just for moments like this because obviously i always ask our guests. What is one thing they hate. Everybody else loves and then sometimes this question gets flipped on me and then i have to scramble for an answer because i hate so much stuff. So we're going to allow ourselves a chance to answer this question with multiple answers. Let's do it. let's get into it. I i'll go long socks A new trend. It is a new trend. I don't know what gen z. Homo that works at nike decided that we all need to be covering our shins all of the sudden but i've seen it especially amongst the gays and in recent months. I think this is the trend. Is short shorts. White shoes like midge in sox yup absolutely know what you're talking about and when i was a child's you'd get you'd get bullied if you were on the playground. Trust me wedgie city you would be introduced to. I will not be covering more leg than i have to cover. No you're let you got long beautiful legs. You wanna flaunt those babies. Those long socks. I think it makes her legs look shorter also to me. It makes my feet look bigger if that's real or just my optical illusion but that's how i feel and i never want to emphasize large feet. Yup maybe this was. Also when i was younger i used to be self conscious of my calves like my lower legs were always very thick because basically 'cause they were not toned at all i know cavs so it was just like a trunk. Cavs are had no cavs. It's because chicago is flat. We do not have the muscles in our bodies to walk up hills they. Those muscles are underdeveloped. Every time i go even different parts of new york city where slightly hillier. I'm just huffing. And puffing and my legs are sore the next day. I'm like why am i like i'm like oh because i walked up one hill right the also because i wasn't walking anywhere was sedentary more than anything else but i do have this very specific memory of my walking upstairs during like a family party and one of my aunts being like. Wow you're cabs are so thick never comment on anyone's hadid. That's the rule. She wasn't yeah wasn't in a derogatory. Way your obviously. It has stuck with me but i i do think and i don't want to lean into anything that is you know where where what is comfortable to you. Okay but i do think long socks have the effect of making your legs look less honed. Because it's like. I think in my personal opinion i enjoy a lower leg is you know the calf and then it comes in and it's there's that it's smaller out. The bottom people often call cavs the booty of the leg. Yeah and i think when you when you cover the lower leg has the effect of making the makes it look like it's just like a kind of trunk you lose anyway. I just old enough to remember when not wearing socks with shoes was all the confirmation that you needed that someone was fully gay. In fact i have a text. One of the first screen shot at a text message from my mom was when she said is not wearing is no socks agape thing because she saw nate burqas on oprah and i was like i mean yes. That's beautiful. what else do i hate or do you want you throw on all right so one thing that i hate that everyone else loves to do. And this is maybe. This is a little controversial. But i think we should just completely do away with saying you're welcome when i say thank you and then someone says you're welcome. I want to punch them in the goddamn facing. Fuck you okay. You think you're better than me. I already thank to you. I already did that. And now you saying you're welcome. It makes me actually resent having said thank you especially for like a small task. Yeah i think that you should say my pleasure if it truly was your pleasure or no worries if it was something that was kind of annoying but like it's not a big deal but to me you're welcome is just like okay so you're a bitch red and people love saying you're welcome because it just like it makes them feel like higher up. You know like. I did the thing. Yeah i remember reading something about how like so an older person a boomer says thank you and they expect you to say you're welcome. Yeah and it's like no. I did the thing already. I did what i was supposed to do. And you thanked me for it. Transaction over yeah or when they tax. And it's just your you are tony butters. I'm like not not enough. Yeah no at that point. That's a real slap in the face next this we probably talked about in some form but vegetables on pizza know place for vegetables on pizza. I don't care what okay fucking onion on my pizza. Fuck pepper on my pizza fucker. Olive in particular. That's insane that's in here all lives on pizza. But it's the black olives right. The ones that are lack of language. God wine olives on pizzas. I will vomit right here. That is disgusting god. Sometimes so we'll go get pizza and like sometimes we'll do like half disgusting and then half what i like which is mostly just meat and cheese off one. Little olive will get on my half and it's like okay. Well now. this entire meal is ruined just throughout the entire pizza. Ya i just. It looks like a fish. I staring back at me. It looks like a little beatles asshole okay. another one for me is I i love the end result of a manicure. I love the way it looks. I actually really hate getting manicures specifically when they push back your cuticle that to me. I don't know how people just sit there and don't make faces. They said there. And they're like la la la but that feeling to me. I hate it so much. Also when they scrape off all your calluses in a pedicure. I'm always i'm so ticklish. I always liked kick and like can't sit still and it just it's so embarrassing but specifically pushing back cuticle during manicures and like just the whole process of getting manicure. It's not relaxing to me. It's not fun. I only do it. Every so often. For the end product of pretty nails But like i hate actually getting manicures. And pedicures i am lake literally shivering and writhing describe. Just 'cause i yeah. I've gotten a like a manicure twice. I think vat cuticle. Part is enough to make it not worth it. The entire thing it lights up the top of my head. I is that a thing like out of anxiety like the top of my head gets tingling but not in a nice way and like a like a fighter flight kind of way is that normal is that probably and finally this one honestly is what what inspired. This is again. Not something that people like love. Just something i want to bitch about. Which is the rules of the garbage rooms in my building. I'm so fucking sick of people who live in apartment building. So i live in an apartment. Buildings with the every floor has a trash room that has a trash chute. Okay know there's a hole in the wall and you put your bag in the hole and it goes all the way down to the bottom. That is all you have to do. Walk down the hallway and put a bag of garbage in a hole in the wall literally the most convenient possible way of getting rid of garbage as someone who grew up in the suburbs and every week you had to drag this giant big heavy garbage can all the way to the end of a driveway. Might have raccoons in it. You never know you have no idea. What wildlife is nested in that garbage can overnight or around the garbage area. Oftentimes there are multiple cans that you have to take out because it's a it's worth of entire families garbage. All you have to do an apartment building with the garbage chute is carrier fucking bag to a hole in the wall and somehow people still fuck it up the amount of times that i open that trash chute and there's just multiple bags shoved in their stuck so i have to get everything lose or someone puts a pizza box in there or are building very specifically says on the wall. Do not leave anything on the floor of the trash room. Nobody is going to come and pick it up for you. And what do i see. Every time i walk in the fucking room. Someone has left something on the floor. And it makes me i rate because i'm like such a rule follower and like i everytime i down a cardboard box that i've gotten which everyone gets everything delivered so automatically. I have plenty of them. They bury specifically say. Don't leave your broken down. Cardboard boxes in the trash room okay. There's been in the basement that you have to carry it down to and people still fucking just leave it on broken down just the full box just put in the room. No rueda also. It's one of those things where it's like. What do you like when it's not there later on like who do you think did that. One of your neighbors. I dunno i. It's just like yeah. Someone obviously probably who works for the building did this and it's like so you feel like you've got away with it because it worked. I guess and you can continue doing it but like anyway. 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He licks offering up to two hundred dollars off with water and two pillows for our listeners. At helixsleep dot com slash unhappy. That's huge dot com slash unhappy for up to two hundred dollars off and two three pillows. My guess complainers. Today are the iconic duo to gay mats which means we have met a critical mass of gay matt's on one podcast so we have mapped palmer. He's an aficionado of all things. Pop music and matt steal a musical theater buff and of course the two of them host the podcast and the youtube channel. Two gay matt's where they talk about all things pop culture welcome mats. Hi thank you so much for having us. I'm so excited you can never get enough gay matt's like every other gay person. They know his name matt and so whenever one of us is sick. There's another game waiting in the wings scrape. Oh we have so many backup game. Ads for our podcast. It's not even funny. Add to the list. We're all under studying one another for being the the gay matt so the goal which like which game will survive right. There needs to be a survivor season. That is gay. Matt's only except for your audition right now. So no pressure okay. Well this is my podcast though. Dying amazing i mean. We've gotten ahead of ourselves. Usually we start by asking. What is one thing you hate that everybody else loves and i know you each have a few answers so we can. We can get into all of it. I don't know who dr i was going to do. You wanna start mad. I guess i can start. So i think we need to talk about the fact that vanilla is a fraud of flavor a and the audacity it has to be labeled as a top tier flavor is absolutely unacceptable. I have a personal aversion to sweet things that are flavourless. So things like whipped cream. Caramel sprinkles like sugar cookies. Things like that are just like disgusting to me. Sure and vanilla does have a distinct flavor. Yeah but it's so subtle that it does veer into that category just enough that it infuriates me. What infuriates me. So much as the fact that it's it's so lauded by people and the fact that there seems to be such a snobbery around the cleaver vanilla. Yeah because it's kind of like okay. It seems like if you're oh. I don't want vanilla ice cream. It's too basic from your whatever. The vanilla stands come through the woodwork. And they're just like. Oh well maybe you just don't get it see my palate is so sophisticated and i can sense the the notes of vanilla bean better than you may be. There's just such an elitism with vanilla. Vanilla has put in no work. Wow okay. I've been biting my tongue for a long time. I saw. I saw the list of what matt steele was saying for his rants. Two out of three of them including this one our personal attacks against me. It is very common knowledge in our home that i am very pro vanilla and pro. French allah whipped cream. We've argued about this several times. I feel like this is now being used as a platform to attack me. And i don't know that that's fair. Yeah i think it's funny. I had the same reaction. I think it's funny. That you've invented this villain of like stand like our bonilla's stands out there. How often malign vanilla as like a boring flavor. And now i feel like i need to assume the role of manila bill. And because i. I will go hard for me. I feel like i recently came into my love of vanilla because it is often people are like it's just boring. We need something else mixed in. We need something but it sounds like you've become an adult and so i'm excited for matt steel to join the party. I will never join this party. I i am on the opposite end of town at a different party. And that is the chocolate party because chocolate maybe as subtle as someone punching you in the face like obviously like it's the opposite of vanilla at least chocolate puts in the work like vanilla does nothing for you sure. No one needs something to compliment it. In order for me to handle it i i would agree that i am often like. I'm never like oh. I would love scoop of vanilla ice cream right now like i. You know it goes with something else. I'm usually like. I enjoy it as as an accompaniment but i do think it deserves credit on. Its own but i remember being a little agree with you. I remember being a child and they would like hand. You a those little plastic tubs of ice cream with the wooden stick far song and it would just be a little of annella and when i was a little kid i was just like what the hell is. This isn't about this. Yeah those little plastic cups that was like not even ice cream. So that's hard. That's a hard thing. Do i judge manila on. Because i don't think those had any flavor. I mean ice cream in general is also something that i find a little overrated amongst people i e early turnovers mike off. I can do love ice cream. If ice cream is available i will eat it and i enjoy it but i do think people go a little hard for it and i'm like okay calm down. Sure i guess that's a topic for another day anyway. So vanilla ice cream starting off strong. Do we want witch off and do other matt. Yeah sure. I can do mine mine. I may have misunderstood the assignment just a little bit. Because i don't know that people love this. Okay we can just hate stuff. That's okay the thing that i hate is okay. I've always in life had a thing about. I'm i feel like self. Respect is big for me. And i feel like how other people live out their lives. I want them to be displaying. Self respect as well sure. And for whatever reason when i see a human being there somewhat and the thing is we all run are running late from time to time where people busy lives when i see someone running around and full day wear. Non athletic clothing like rushing to their meeting running on foot. I i truly break out in hives. Like i cannot deal. I understand that you're late. it's very important. You must get there. But i feel like once you've walked outside the door you have to make peace. It's like i'm late. It's gonna happen for me today and that's okay. It's like when you're late for something in a car. They say if you go ten miles over the speed limit your just more likely to get into an accident than you make it to your place any sooner. I feel like that should apply to being on foot as well. And has this bit me in the ass. Have i've been late so things have been going to play with my boyfriend. He has begun running any books back. Ameinias like are we going to rush to get to this place. And i just looked at him and said no no. I will not and where we late. Yes we have to wait until like fifteen minutes and for us to sit down. Yes and he wasn't thrilled about that. But i have to look at myself. In the mir later. And if i were to have been completely covered in sweat from running from point a point b. I can do when i tell you. This is infuriating to live because nothing is worse than like being late to a play or a movie. And i remember one time. I was running with map home or somewhere. This is when we first met started living together and we were going somewhere and i was. I wasn't even running. I was just like brisk walk. Which like you know. I'm pretty fast. Walker in general. And i was like okay. We have to like walk fast and immediately. I'm not doing what you have to have boundaries in life. They are to be respected. He's like i'm not. I don't run or walk fast. Unless i'm wearing athletic. Wear i was british back then so i don't know what let's among athletic where do get as the gay default to like power walk faster just by nature. We got places to be. I would agree that anything faster than a brisk walk is too fast too fast. I even in athletic wear. I just understand running apper. It's never a good idea to me unless someone is like a mountain lion is chasing. That's the only have reason the exception that proves the rule. I mean honestly. I can't tell you when the last time it was that i ran but if i'm running incredibly late i'm more than happy to run in my regular clothes now. I think i've accepted. I mean this is the part of this kind of self respect versus like okay. Do i value my future is like am i willing to be late to a meeting but not be ridiculously sweaty and gross and you know to saunter and with my with my self-respect to act and i do think i default to that. Yeah yeah i have no self respect made clear. I don't know also because you know you may be speaking from a point of not sweating privilege. I don't have that. I i'm a heavy sweater and so anything more than a brisk walk me and i'm walking into that place fully wet. That's true that's very fair. I am not a heavy sweater. Do have that privilege. Back is privilege honestly. I am sorry. I mean no. I'm not either honestly about. We're never going to get close. We're not even scratching the surface of like sweating being an option. The other we we could switch back to a another hated item. Matt deal if you wanna give another one on your list okay Well something that infuriates me and it feels like it's only made like i feel like i'm the only one with this problem Because a lot of people fall into this category. And if you're listening and you are one of these people. I'm not sorry. It infuriates me. When a grown educated adult does not know where the states go on the map of the united states. If they're if they're you know you just wanna look at me while you're talking about. I would love to look at raw. It's i don't. I can't comprehend it like you are over the age of twenty five and you are still just like i don't know where new york is at. We're like you see the shape of west virginia and you're just like i don't know what's that nebraska like. I cannot wrap my head around that. There is a map in almost every classroom. That you've ever been except for like a science room or something like that. Have you never looked at when you're not studying the map every time. There's a map in front of you. You got it you see it. There was just a big election. Did you not look very tuned into the election. And i knew all the states at that moment but like watching a season of the real world or a season of big brother. I forget all the states. Like i forget all the contestants as soon as it's over but see you are not constantly rewatching season. Three of the real world. Los angeles like you are you are like the maps are always around. So they're just like. Oh yes this is what it looks like and i can understand if you're like. Oh sometimes i switch up alabama and mississippi. Because they're right next to each other or some the mistake vermont and new hampshire because they're next to each other or like oh colorado and wyoming are both kind of squares so i confused even though wyoming does have a slightly curved edge. I do not understand it truly infuriates. It makes my blood boil. Defense of people like this like me i. This is maybe a thin argument. I never had a geography learn. The state's course. I went to one school for elementary school then one school for junior high and the elementary version of the junior high. They did on fifth grade right fifth grade so i missed the entire unit. There was never a test. I can get you the georgia. The state spy me. we got florida texas clearly. A things get a little muddy. After that. Yes and i feel like that's okay you also. I feel like are overestimating. How often i'm to be looking at and studying maps like. Are you really seeing a map in every room you go into like. I don't believe so before we because we've been chatting so much and if people are unaware of your background so how tell me. You're like french origin story. What's your what's your meat q. Craigslist always bringing together people that crash. It's it's how friends and collaborators and empire makers are made and murder victims. But you guys we know gotten close to that with each other and hasn't happened yet No i we actually went to why you together at the same time map homers one year older than me loves saying is we are in different programs so we didn't know each other so that's important leader so i he moved to. La when did you move to la in twenty ten around. The time of taylor swift's speak. Now okay good to have a marker. And i moved to la from new york in january of two thousand twelve. Which is when give me an album. That came out january. Twenty off pink. Okay well. I think on that. Because i want to know what air i moved to l. a. and and so i was looking for a place to live in la. I applied to an ad on craigslist. It was a four bedroom three bathroom house and they needed one more roommate Because someone was leaving and so i. They interviewed me and me. That's how me a map palmer discovered. Oh we went to college together right so matt palmer discovered. Oh we have friends in common. He hit up the friends. And we're just like hazmat steel normal and they were probably just like no. But he's he's for harmful harmless and so we moved in with then. It was the two of us and two other guys and then in two thousand fourteen. The two of us moved into an apartment on our own. And yeah. Yeah when i moved to la. I knew one person from my high school and became friends with all of his friends. Very nice man but at very straight nancy. I'm in this house with like a bunch of straits. And we're getting all these applicants. And i see a gay and like come on. Let's pick this guy just need a little something right and so it worked out and i was a little something. You were a little something. Yeah and so then in two thousand thirteen fight all the time about various things like vanilla and running in close and people are like. Oh you guys are really fun together and so we were like. Oh what if we created a show where we just kind of like argue about things together. We both have different backgrounds from different perspective. Right i have taste and arranged so we did the youtube show. I and we just started the podcast like a little over a year ago. Maybe twenty nine thousand years ago now and it's really fun. I mean that's that's like a wild to be to be roommates. Said to still be sticking it out. It's true yeah. We have very different schedules. I feel like we're both very easy to live with. And it's like you know. It's i've never had a less difficult remain. I know this is me being nice one of me twice about geography. Like oh it's great to live with you. I should take that back. I just want you to be educated about geography. I just want you to be educated. At this point i do feel like there's no lake late in life learning. How geography works late in life. I say we're working anyway. It's just there for the pressure. I mean it's changing all the time they might be adding more states this point. It's like who knows. But yeah i mean so being roommates especially over the last year i hear you clearly. You've made it. You've made it through ms cova with with your lives intact having having not killed one another point. We're fine as i mean. We also like our apartment. you know. we're on opposite ends of the apartment. the east wing and he's small just so make it sound like it's something it's but we do and my apartment used to be a studio in and of itself so it's like oh i have a lot of space than here and you can be in the living room and i cannot be bothering you see. Yeah we kind of have a a solid setup value. I feel like people underestimate how much the layout of an apartment affects. The relationship becomes a huge difference. The sharing a wall in itself is like i can be make or break and we've never shared a bathroom. We've never showed that is very important. Yeah always had our own bathroom. Yeah that's good i. My current apartment has two bathrooms brag. And i do like that. I'm able to just have my own even when guests are over. I'm like no no no mine. Yeah i wanted to ask about some some tweets. So matt goes arts weeds. We're cited you guys are. You're relatively a innocent too incriminating about about yourselves or anybody else but mostly those are just some recent ones matt's tweeted i'm gay and i don't drink coffee. When did i tell ya as recently as this year how i are you forgetting. Your tweet was re tweet or something. Like was i quote tweeting. Someone all gays drink to get all the info just answer for the phrase like don't drink. I'm gay coffee like that is a fact. Well you came down. Yeah you came out as not coffee drinkers. Speaking of things that people love that i absolutely hate. Coffee is the most disgusting flavor on the planet. okay whatnot not even like fraud flavor. Just like wait a minute. Coffee ice cream discussed. That's no any type of people. Ask that all the time. Just like i hate the flavor of coffee and they're like what about coffee. Ice call is a different flavor than if you gonna mocha chip. Ice cream. goes to different flavor. valid. Follow up question. It's all the same. But yes i am gay and i don't drink coffee. I want to say. I remember someone being like same something. Like what is your sexuality and like what type of what is your coffee or something right right. There was a reason why i re tweeted. Yeah i'm getting a producer note that this was in response to someone who said like gays only drink iced coffee and were you know. Listen the people had to know. Representation representation matters did a lot that thing where the gays are diverse community. Yeah some of us. Drink iced coffee. Some of us drink hot coffee. Some of us have taste and don't drink coffee. Is you know offensive to me. As i will agree that coffee as a flavor in anything else i do find repulsive Someone loves the flavor of the taste of coffee but when it this any other form i'm just like all it is like dirt bitterness. He's like dirt. Yeah wow john. Coffee forum. I drink it black and i just can't get enough of the dirt flavor but in cake an ice cream and anything else. It's interesting w- whenever. I talked about like whenever i talk about food that i don't like i'm not a picky eater at all like i'll try anything and i love pretty much anything but the things that i really don't like are very calm. And things like vanilla coffee like stuff like that so people are like oh he must be picky. But i'm like no. It's just these things that i really don't like are just pretty common things that people commonly like right. This was an older tweet from from palmer. Okay in surprised to literally no one. I don't love nudes. we a news. I'm curious as to why like this. Is this of yourself number from other people. it's i was on a different podcast and nude came up and the host who was a friend of mine big fan of nudes. He likes sending them. He likes receiving them. And i am very much like i you know. Everyone should do whatever they love. But like i feel like even just from texting. May you'd be like he doesn't want me to send a picture by peanuts like you would get that from our tax interactions and just because it's like what this isn't doing what you think it's doing i have. I remember when i was on one of those apps and like we had gotten to texting and a guy sent me not just a nude but it was a boomerang of him helicoptering his it was like why do you think what was the hopeful response. Did you think i'd like that's awesome hard. Like i can't wait to hook up with you. Later like absolute. I blocked him immediately out here. This is not the way to my heart. everyone's different. I feel like everyone has their own thing. And you know more power to everybody out there. But if you america's number one and if you grew up listening to like you know my all and you now butterfly and the music box album and fall. You're looking for a little bit more romance than a helicopter peanuts. You'll give me like that's crazy. I think this is. I just think it's an interesting connection that you made right mariah of it all listen to mariah so of course they don't love helicopter like back goes without saying i'm you are completely connected. I guarantee you. There are some lamps out. There who are pro helicopter like yeah helicopter that dick. Yeah that seems like a pretty safe guarantee. Maybe they're more of like a emancipation story. Yeah that's an eagles. I'm c. square stan. Right there. sure stand and then to end. I want to get back to so matt palmer. You had on your list. Cats the film and i. We're going to be wild girl. Okay well i mean we have to dwell on it i will say i am a proponent of cats the film those my last movie that i saw pre quarantine i saw rowdy screening of it at alamo draft house. It was one of the best movie going experiences I on ironically love. I found cats to be lake disturbing and upsetting in a way that so visceral and like like. I couldn't get out of the theater fast. i've never. I think i've only left a movie. One time i walked out of cars like high school or whatever. This was the first time that i really wanted to leave since then. Just the animation of how the human cats were and how they were their faces. Looked jason derulo. Who was eating the roaches. As who was that taylor swift when she popped out and everyone's cat parts it was really something to behold and that was. I was in a worst mood that day than i was for all of covet. There was no low that was as loud like a. It was the worst thing that happened to me but he had to stay because we were reviewing it on our two game. That's youtube channel and i. This was my most anticipated movie. Ever and so. I was so ready for salt three times in theaters and had a wild time. Each time i feel is yeah. Okay matt tell me okay. There are parts of the cats movie that are questionable nauseating. But do you not find that from judi. Dench entrance until the end of skin'll shanks. It is a beautiful movie. I think it's stunning. like that. chunk is just so well done to me like the dancing. The you should send them answer. Judy dench exquisite. I'm trying to like kind of mentally gone back through the movie in my head because all here this is rare. I had to forget geography in order to remember cat and But yeah i agree. I think i do think judy dench. And like sir. Ian mckellen are the best parts of that movie because they are like you know trained shakespearean actors. Who know like this is ridiculous. But we're gonna commit but yeah that being said. Is it a viscerally upsetting movies to even watch experience. Yeah but part of joy okay. So you're fine with that when it comes back around to being zipping acceptable to me. I also to me. It's like oh everyone has grown up looking at this. And seeing i would always i would always watch it when it was on the broadway production recorded. Yes i would see it on different concerts and everything like all other kids doing that. And i just assumed all other kids were doing is. They had a history with cats so the trailer was matt palmer's first exposure to cads and i was like what's so upsetting about this is kat. It's right expecting. That was never seen seen seen a production of a pre vat movies so i was in the same boat but had the opposite reaction. So oh you need to see the recorded broadway production. Then you'll get it. You'll be like oh i understand. Rice is right. I yeah it is on my list. I yeah i love that. We kind of came. We came full circle. you know. i think. I'm now kind of in the middle of the map. Palmer matt steel spectrum again. Which i welcome. Yeah so before we end. Where can people find each of you and your work. You're you're both doing stuff outside of the podcast to Yeah so you can find me on twitter and instagram at its matt. Steel so it s. s. t. e. l. e. find. I just released a movie This past year called divas that i wrote and produced and starred in everything and that's available right now on amazon prime for free for pride and you'll love it. It's about bitchy boys in their high school musical. Sort of like a retelling of all about eve but setting high school in about boys And you can also find rent or buy anywhere or buy movies amazon. Itunes youtube movies. Google play fandango. Now all that fun stuff and yeah you can check us out on memorize that list. The list is long. Or like i'll. I'll spare all of you and yeah you can just check us out at two game ads on youtube or two gay matt's the podcast and yep and at map palmer music on i also am a musician Just put out an ap called the good parts of the seven song ep. It's kind of like pop. Rb stuff and that's available wherever you get your music spotify if anyone downloads. I tunes things anymore. That would be great. I don't even know if that's an option but wherever you can listen to music my Ep the good parts is available. It has The first video. I don't want it and do again. Also so both are available. Amazing the thank you both so much. This was so much fun. I think you so much for having a great oh right. We're almost there. We're almost at the end of show. Back burst our chasers chasers or the good stuff that helps the bad shit. Go down easier. Starting with do better white people were. We highlight some anti-racism resources and other actions to make our world a little bit better. This week i wanted to mention two things. One is just a simple thing. That i i don't know if we've really called out before. Which is i know. Instagram just changed their profile interface. So that you can add your pronouns on instagram. And i feel like yeah. We just haven't talked about like adding your pronouns to all of your profiles and even like your email signature Something that everybody should do. It's super easy to just slap that onto the end of your your profile Because it just affirms the fact that you you shouldn't assume anybody's gender Until they've told you it or confirmed it in some way and that is a very easy simple way to do that. Instagram made it really easy. The other thing i wanted to mention was the tech talk strike. I know very little about talk to begin with. I did just start using it. Exclusively for what. I discovered is Tolkien just about lord of the rings and then cottage core. Because while i might not participate fully. I do really enjoy watching. Other people. participate in that So i am getting more familiar. But i have a feeling. This strike is not about either of those sections. I will say. Also that the corner of tick-tock that i've seen the most is guinea pig to talk because their brand of mine we always joke about guinea pigs and they send me. There's a lot of guinea pig accounts. Anyway obviously dance crazes or beg on tech talk. Who had a sort of the stereotypical tick tock thing But so many of these. I would say most of the choreography behind these dance. Crazes is made by black creators. And what often happens. Is that the creators of this content and up getting kind of buried beneath people who copy them and then they go on attributed and oftentimes white creators will end up getting all of the followers and then all of the sponsorship money or get invited on late night shows. I mean i think the famous example was there was a crater who got invited on the tonight show. Then everybody was like right again. Those dances all the ones that she did were like made by black creators. Who aren't credited here. So the point is it's important to know where the content that you're consuming comes from so in particular using engagement tools for marginalized creators. So i mean. I know this is kind of like As someone who has spent a lot of time on the internet this it's annoying to even say but it's like things like liking commenting sharing doing all three of those things on one post is a huge help for those those creators for any create or So just being aware of when when you're liking commenting sharing saving images and videos. That boosts those craters so make sure that your diversifying your feed and then engaging with with the people particularly marginalized creators so that they are not buried in the algorithm. What tv shows. Are you watching this week. Boy oh boy did i watch a lotta tv. I i was mostly off the week before last and really watched a lot of tv. During that time. So i finished mythic quest really enjoyed that I finished what we do in. The shadows also really enjoyed that also. Because i finished the second season of. I think you should leave. Which is co created. By tim robinson ronaldson a comedian also co created. A show called detroiters with sam richardson. Who plays richard split on veep. It's about these two characters Who run pretty much just like a bad ad agency in detroit. So they're doing lows like bad local commercials and that's what they do. It's only two seasons. It's only ten episodes per seasons. Which is it's only ten episodes per season. Which is absolutely heartbreaking. Because it's a near perfect show. It is so funny. It's so ridiculous but also grounded and sweet but also so ridiculous And i'm really enjoying it. So yeah been watching a lot of tv. What about you I've been watching a lot of older stuff. That's so unlike you. I know the past couple of weeks. I've been watching like a huge smattering of a bunch of old staff up. But the two things that i keep going back to and watching more and more of is parks and rec and bob's burgers. Both of which i mean. I've seen all of. But those two shows i feel like i often. They're not necessarily in my rotation of like when i'm bored i put on this show so this has been an occasion to go back and like specifically rewatch them and i'm enjoying them both. But and then of course awfully I think you should leave. So i literally the most insane show and there were a couple of moments in this season where i genuinely like scream laughed out loud joke but yeah anyway so really enjoy that. What is your non tv chaser. I don't know if you're going to have the same way. My hairstyles announced his two. And he's doing two nights. I mean you. And i were so excited for harry styles. Halloween show in twenty twenty that then obviously got cancelled which was devastating. Also made sense but he's doing two shows one the night before halloween and went on halloween. And obviously we're going to be going to both. Obviously we're gonna be dressed in two different costumes one for each night I'm so excited. I'm so happy also phoebe. Bridges is going on tour and she announced her concert. And i have an alarm in my calendar for one to get ready to get those tickets tomorrow. And i'm so excited. So yeah so that's my chase for the weakest. I'm very very excited about that. What about you. What's your tv chaser. Dot i'm also very excited about looking forward to october. It's not bad far away. Which is tariffs not horrible. In addition to that. I'll say i was very excited by the emi announcements this week multiple. Our guests complainers Most excitingly. mj rodriguez. We just had Made history the first ever trans will be nominated. Well yeah right to be nominated in a lead acting. Y'all for drama right drama. Yeah right it is more and more exciting than more specific Some of these are getting. Because it's like all right you know it's becoming less of a shocking thing to see previously. Unrecognized groups of people but jay rodriguez absolutely amazing and then of course bowen I ever player. Which is which is how. It's incredible. i'm so i don't think. I really think that much about how like on. Snl most of like most of the cast like fulltime cast members. But then like dr kind of junior cast members that are featured players And bowen is the first one ever to be nominated for an emmy which is absolutely amazing. Also one of the first chinese americans to be nominated in In the acting categories. So anyway i think is it fell very it felt very positive and yeah no i love it. I'm excited. It's the only award. Show that i remotely care about so for this week's episode. Thank you for listening unhappy our if you want more on happy hour shit. I've said at once. Say two thousand times he can had to my pastry on page. You're going to get video of bonus. Worse things i that are from this week's episode. Get video of desk complainer interviews and a whole bunch more including audio a special. Feed the get right here. Were you listening to your your podcast. 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444: Johnny Pemberton

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444: Johnny Pemberton

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It gasser garden in san francisco with. That's july eighteenth hole tour july nineteenth. He's going to be in santa cruz at the greater purpose. Brewing company with amy miller july. Twenty three to twenty four. Th siren theater in portland with amy miller. July twenty fifth laughs. Comedy club in seattle with amy miller. You're going to see him at artifice. In las vegas chocolate in bisbee arizona and bums dad's in tucson for all of july. Go see him live. He is so unbelievably funny. And you also should listen to his. Podcast live to tape. You can find all this johnny. Pemberton dot d. o. g. but now everybody welcome back to the page. Johnny pemberton Pemberton welcome fuck man. You know it's so weird to me. I don't think a lot of people know this occurred to me when when we Agreed to do this. Podcast that i don't think people know. I don't think people are aware of the fact that you're able to make those sounds without any technology. I think people think you do that. Can you talk about like the training to be able to can you first of all. Can you make one of your like i guess. Now you could say like trademark sounds. Yeah sure i mean it's something where it takes a lot of training but also a lot of intuition. 'cause everyone can do it. I'm not doing thing special this. It's just. I'm not doing things special their so then. Teach me how to do it. And i'll try to do it okay. You know those people who hang themselves from the their back skin and sort of like a sundance ritual. People can't keep people are also. There's a lot of people who do it in the far east like an india. You mean penitence. Yeah what they also do it to prove shamans wrong like it's not like a special thing you can do. Anyone can do it yes. I love irving shamans wrong by mark. Conquer yeah mark conquer which is ironic as conquer. He's a he's a conqueror. Yeah well anyway. So i'm sorry. This is related causing yourself pain. No i'm just sort of like a relating it to that because it's the same thing where you can't do it but you actually can. It just takes takes courage and time. Okay so teach me. I want to do right now. I want to do some kind of cool sound okay. Well what kind of plants do you have access to do. You have any d'etre or angel trumpets avail brown there. No here's what's around me doesn't count as a plan. I've got some windex and cactus okay. The ammonia is it normal windex classic windex. Yeah yeah the ammonia and there might be able to do it if you if you can extract it you have to heat it up to a perfect temperature to distract them monja from the hang on by a double boiler with a what's it called an elephant head on their yep i've got the and had an often head moisture extractor so once you let that sit for about twenty minutes that the perfect charger which i can't say say that perfect temperature then i'll be liable okay if someone causes an accident all right so we saw. That happened a few years ago. What's the danger. The danger is that i find spa. These instructions out someone. We'll do it wrong. And i'll be liable the same way the beavis and butthead got in trouble with with the lighters for for lying farts okay. Let's let's let's hold on. Let's and then. We'll come back after. I do this extraction method. Do show us a regular crystal valve stoppers or if you have them is also custom fitted otherwise you can use latex as long as it's not touching the chemicals as long as it's just a suspended latex any kind of latex as long as it's been galvanized okay. Okay galvanized okay. We're gonna cut. We'll be right back Do you want me to drink this stuff after i have to. You have to inhale the vapors Do you have to swallow the vapors technique. Okay we're going to be right back. Big thanks to me. I need for sponsoring this episode of the d. t. f. age we all have to wear underwear. There's no way around it. Are you like me. 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I don't do not recommend anyone deal. You know i have that. i forgot. Sorry i guess it just well. I'm glad you said something. Because i think it could be dangerous. I'm going to try dangerous. Areas moon rising. Yeah one more is pretty. Did it work. Yeah no it sounds like it's working a bit. Yeah yeah. I think it's not working. Yeah i don't think at absorb properly do yours again. Yeah yeah yeah. I'll take one more go pretender australian or south african or mate onto get you know what to tell you man. I don't know what to tell you. It's not working. Yeah you might want to ex- it's not working. I would say around sundown. Take a drive. Listen to affects twin. That might help you out. That could happen on the unlocks it all right. It's got a long latency period but yeah that's life baby. Man that sucks. That was a lot of time doing a lot of an extraction process with no fucking result. Man but okay. I guess that's kind of thing right. We need to learn in life that sometimes when you're extracting ammonia you're not always gonna get an echo voice sticks patients and it's all about the patients your what's cool about you. Among many many many things is that. Whenever i'm talking to you're always working on something. You're always working on scripts. You're always working on developing stuff. You're you've it. Seems like am i wrong thing that recently you started taking writing a little more seriously than us. Do you start really focusing on the core. Like a significantly. More than i have before. Because i realized like it's the only thing i can really do. That actually is a absurd. I've been doing it for a long time casually since i was a little kid. You found some writings. When i was back home. Because you're so all but it's basically the same tone the is it changed at all but yeah i guess i just like i felt like it just maybe took the pandemic realize like oh you can do a lot of stuff with other people and you can. You can wait for stuff to happen but really only thing you can ever really do is write something because that's like a it's actually like kind of like fills up your the activity of your brain enough to satisfy it for me. I feel like that is the case on top of that. What seems to be like a. I don't know how to put selling cheesy like a deeper commitment to writing. Now when i'm talking to you you're doing something called rock sacking. Can you talk about that. A little bit rucking. rut rucking. Yeah i found this book on kindle. Advertise to me. It was called rucking gains which sounds like something would make up fake issues. Like a guy's name. I'm rocking gains here wracking gains. It's pretty cheesy book written by. I don't know. I guess you'd call them a gym rats. This guy who all they care about is the kind of people who go to those gems like a gold with the kind of jazz where they're not nice and clean but people who lift while a lot of ways like oh. This is good because they have this thing. this thing i don't really lift weights relate. I do minor stuff. But that's who wrote this book. And i just was so only read like half of it because i got the gist right away but the talk about how i think it was. I think i told you is how it caught me because it said one a ditch. The dad bod yes. I've thought about that since everybody wants to deal with the same time. It's also like you know it's very very difficult. You have to do a lot. You have to eat a lot of stuff. That's really fun to eat two digit. Imagine if like the book was about disposing of the bodies of murder. Dad's had a problem with like murdering dad's is it's hard to get rid of their bodies. They just keep coming back but yet raw. They refused to rod the so. This yeah this is like some crazy shit. You're doing where you're like filling backpacks with like books or something and you put a bunch of books and old laptop in the backpack about about twenty pounds to twenty five pounds. It's supposed to be about twenty percent of your body weight. Whoa which is one hundred forty five pounds so it's not a whole lot of weight but to me. It sounds bad. it just sounds bad for your back. yeah. I think a lot of people would think that but i think carrying something on your back is not actually bad for your back really. I think the most soreness i have after doing it is in my my leg. My just basing my legs and my shoulder a bit or is it fast while trying to keep at least four miles per hour is idea and how how far i think the most identities like six miles okay and if you go up hill dramatic. I did an uphill one on sunday. I didn't have my phone with me. So i was doing no phone day so i. I'm not sure how. How much elevation idea. How how the distance i think i was gone for about an hour and fifteen minutes and that was a hiking trail and that like seriously kick my ass. I've been like really sore. The past couple of days like waking up in talent to get to sleep because of but that's that could that triggered something the top of my ass at the top of my gluts. It's like those soros now because you have to have to keep this pace and right above your way strip above your gluts. Sorta like they'll your lower back the top of your but the time trank gluts. They're they're called. Franks of the tracks. Yeah the the tracks. The trink animus. Yeah so you hit it. Forms the pyramid with the. I almost like a lot of say where the right. There's a misnomer. The golden triangle is not in the four hundred. It's in the it's in this the cossacks. Yeah exactly and the reason. They used to call the golden triangle because in the ancient days of the greeks Especially if you're a pathetic iranian. That was where you would if you pissing on one of your students. That's where you would aim and like so it was the where a like if you can be exactly on the right part of a person's trank strip. Then apparently like their cognition gets improve by at least thirty percent which is wild to think about. Yeah it's like it's when you when you pet a cat that way on the cats. But it's the same thing. Yeah when you see people paddling cats blackburn paddle cats and just loves it. It's it's a sexual thing. But his sexual it's a sexual and intellectual thing it's sexual intelligence sexual actual and i'm a sex. Are you sexual actual havi reading about it. But i haven't got there yet. Oh my god yeah sexual actual sex sex sex. Sex sex elective creepy. How much stuff with with animals it is like you watch videos people doing stuff their dog or a cat and i think you're masturbating that animal helping that animal masturbate. Oh dude that's like one of the more disturbing things i've seen is when you're at someone's house and they've got a dog that uh-huh their leg and they all stop it. Oh that's weird. That's super weird. You've seen that before. That's a thing back. That's why as the kids. I mean may or may not have sold a video of our childhood dog cocoa. Humping brought my brothers leg by the christmas tree with santa hat on. Sold it to a like america's funniest home videos many years ago for five hundred bucks three hundred bucks. I did all all video. August passed away many years ago. But it. This little dog used to hump. Did he get on the show in. My must've paid money for okay. So now you gotta walk me through the process of that from you. Filmed your brother getting by dog. Did and then where were pointed are like you know what i think. I can make some money with this. I put it on youtube. And i got a message from them. Saying we'd love to license your video for our show america's craziest pet moments or some crap like that because the dog has a santa hat on and she's like a fourteen pound dog pound little little mutt. Like a little like little shit terrier the conduct. Would you'd see it a rednecks house running up the ports like twelve of them. Some of those dogs got it for free. She was pissed when you look data. You're a stranger. She's that kind of dog like like shaming like shame. A little dog very sweet and she would hump should hump sometimes. My brother was laying on the ground in front of the christmas tree. Doesn't the background. She's got the santa hat on and she's how she's hoping his leg. You can't see his face. You just see the dog with santa hat. Humping nice little fourteen second video thickets to walk. I a guy. I've told i've thought about this in a long time i got find. I wanna find this video now again. It's one of those things where you know like there's so many things that were before were from a different time you like totally forgot about because it was like just like pre pre instagram pre. Like all kinds of stuff back when like having video it was kind of difficult or you couldn't take a long eddie l. Because it was too much space. I mean might as well be past life memories so such a different world certain to fill that way. Yeah but a lot of stuff. So did your did your brother. Let this humping proceed. That long because the santa hat and he knew you were taping high christmas. You're on the carpeted floor. It's the mid west so it's cold outside so it's more things where probably had we probably had a couple of barley wines each at this point so we used to say something. We'd say some of the dog and go like hump hump the hump leg pom pom pom pump. It was like a little song we made up. They try to get the dog to go home. Because it was sometimes you kind of influence or to hump a bit complex. How pom pom pom pom. Because for little dog also girl dog. It wasn't a boy dog so it wasn't like wasn't gonna gonna spray anything on your leg. It's just some weird dominance shit. Right am i. Don't even know 'cause it's weird. 'cause she's not very dominant dog so i don't know why she would hump but i guess i know i don't think it's first of i. I think the whole dominant thing. I think that's something people just decided. That's the reason because like you were mentioning earlier. They can't endure the reality that the dog is horny. Dog wants to come and the dog has decided to use you as the thing to come. It's not like i'm gonna establish dominance it's like I'm getting that feeling again. That's what i'm saying now. I want to have sex. Say can we establish dominance tonight. I i don't really feel like having sex but would love to you. You know plays dominance. I just think it's tom. Hey i was thinking maybe you want to go out and have dinner in the maybe establish dominance afterwards. I'm somebody who just loves to establish dominance on the first date. And i love long walks on the beach candlelit dinners and then just a little slow. Establishing dominance on a bearskin rug in front of the fire. I knew when he established dominance that. Night that i would marry him the way he established dominance was so loving. Yeah you're you know. One thing i can say about your father is just he was really good. At establishing dominance right away. He established dominance he. He got his sent all over me. I can't get off. This is something that i really find annoying. These days is like and. I think it's probably gone away. But at some point like remember when dudes would like really talk about alpha and beta males in like. There's this whole thing like dudes would would like get really into comparing themselves with wolves i mean. It's gone anywhere back. But yeah it's i started. It was a big. Yeah when i started. And then like i. I'm we're we're all guilty. Got sucked in a little bit by bit like i. I can remember at some point just being around a bunch of dudes. I hadn't hung out with a lot and all of a sudden. I realize they're seriously talking about being alpha males. You know what i mean like. They're seriously they mean it like they. They're thinking of themselves as like. They're each individually thinking about themselves as leaders of some kind of it wolf pack. Yeah except the wolves hunting animals. They're they're trying to fuck and trying to fuck and they're trying to like have a really good job and go to a really nice gym. Yeah yeah and you're like listening to him like you're the farthest thing from fucking there's first of all wolves aren't alcohol. Wolves are like some fucking weird corner of the four is like getting hammered on cheap fucking beer talking about how they're alpha males just finished that news. I just finished that new sebastian younger book freedom and he talks about how all these frontier places where it was mostly men like when the railroad camps were set up and it was like some of these towns it was almost one hundred percent men and how the the murder rate is astronomical. You are more likely to get his one town in montana or something where you're more likely to get murdered than you were to get like killed working because there's all these men are just so fucking pissed fights kill each other all the goddamn time. I love it. That's the that's the great thing about being alpha as you get to get murdered because you won't back down from something. Yeah you're being challenged by another outfit and stick up for yourself and try try to try to like maintain. Whatever that's superiority. It's like anytime anybody has been reduced when you if ever find yourself reducing yourself to a category that is mostly used in like mail pickup artist groups you you gotta watch out 'cause your pride crews and for like a something awful is going to happen to you. It's like over-simplified to i'm an alpha you known it's like when you're you gotta make sure you establish dominance with these women right west. Look if you smile and the first twenty seconds it's over you will. You won't make her come. Tell them their tits suck. Just tell them their tits suck within the first five minutes and they'll they'll you will be establishing dumb. Here's what i do think were. We go out to eat right for the restaurant. I say. hold on a second. I gotta piss just piss on the sidewalk right before we go in great walk in love that shit right neg- that's great neck. That's really really good. You know what i do. I bring you do i bring ladies deodorant and then like you know ten minutes into the dinner. I'll pull it out and be like. Would you mind putting some of this on in the restroom. You smell like wow. That's good you know what. I do a lot of times now. A little bit of pig blood on my forehead right before we go out and act like i don't even notice it's their plan your face and i'm like yeah because i was probably just fucking hunting. Okay that's good that's good. That's really good. Yeah that's really really good. Yes yes sometimes. I'll bring just a tupperware filled with raw meat to a meal Make immediate show them your paleo. Yeah that's one of the ways. I do it for sure. Yeah it's it's nuts man. It's really fucking. That's like when you look at like you ever. You ever think about this when it comes to like fucking and fought culture like the the what the thing leads to which is children is so the opposite of the what gets you into that place generally You know what. I mean like the all of the all of the energy that get expended to get to the moment. Where you're you're you're talking. Somebody ito in. It's that kind of energy like you know you're gonna do all your tail feathers and it's romantic and you're going to get the thing. The other side of that is like you being on the trampoline with a two year old like like like on a trip with a two year old. Like just like thinking like this is the coolest fucking kid i've ever seen. It's just funny. That that's the i would not exp expect that to be the doorway that leads to that place and i know a lot of people think. Yeah but you don't have to make a fucking baby shit. You can just like the grossest thing leads to the sweetest thing yes yeah. It's it's ironic. I guess but maybe it's also just just so primitive. It doesn't even matter at some point you're just like it's all an impulsive reactions. You can't even you can't deny your i fired denying its tonight. Otherwise you're just because you want you wanna do that even though you don't wanna do it doesn't make sense to do that. You mean you wanna fuck yeah. Everyone wants to because because they have that desire to feel something and also like there's a part of your brain. It's like you have to make more of this. That's how you survive. Yeah but do it all the time. The make more part of your brain is like you know happening. When you're like you know in in phase which i you know. i'm. I'm married now. So i used you know. I'm sure you've before you got before. You are in a monogamous village. You're right you would go through phases. I'm sure you know where your gossip time. I mean maybe not a ton but Definitely yeah there was. There was periods. Where i was like it was wild wild and some people they never go out of the hump phase. Yeah that seems like a thing where it's like. Probably like a denial of something. You're doing that because you don't want to do something else like it's easy. It's an easy thing to to say you're doing because no one's really going to be like. Hey you shouldn't do that. No one's gonna tell you it's like a bad thing or it's wrong because it's not really but the same time also. How much energy do you want to spend on this thing with diminishing returns. Yeah yeah well you just have to. I heard once this could be not true at all. I don't know but i heard that some yakuza crime boss actually had in his mansion a wall that had holes in it. Like you know the the the thing where you put your head into the like drawing and now you know your body looks like a monkey or whatever. Oh yeah he had that but for butts and like just hire prostitutes all day long stick their butts added this butwal so like he just had a wall of butts yet. A was awesome. Dude i think about it all the time like that's the end game right. That's the all you ever she. Once you get down where do you go from there. You have to die a few days later you enjoy. Enjoy it for ted two weeks and then you're just like well. This is maybe on a boat. Maybe on a boat burning man. Maybe but you know. I'm just saying like if you do go into that level of a hump phase. You know you're you and you're deciding like this is what i'm gonna do for the rest of my life. I'm just gonna hump as much as i can on and on and on and on then. Yeah you're going to have to go for the wall. But i mean it's going to become expensive. You're going to have to become a crime boss and you know it's going to become like and also you're going to have to like have the guts to me that what's what's beautiful about the wall but aside from the obvious how hossan that would just beat half a wall a recreational butts for. You're not just for you for your friends to like if your friend if your friends all like you know tents you could be like just go on go. Spend some time in the world butts going the the hall. Go down the hall of weight. All i keep thinking about the disneyland ride where it's like right before you get on the haunted mansion. You walk down. 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Sex but i wonder if it's because they have such limited financial prospects to where obviously if the game of having sex with someone is establishing relationships. You can have kids and have like a a life if that's like a foregone conclusion because you can't afford it that that's part of the reason why they're not interested because it's like well i can never. I will never retire by a home. Yeah it's like. Why would i wanna do this stuff. But it's trending towards that. I so because all the online stuff too. You have all this stuff. It's so has happened recently. Where i've seen people i haven't seen a year and a half but we've been on zooms a bunch of times. Yeah and when. I see them. I'm like you know what i feel like i have. I can't. It's hard for me to remember that i haven't seen them in person because as much as i talk shit about zoom how much i hate doing it. It still does approximate something pretty just surprisingly good job of approximating like being around a person. Yeah yeah absolutely. I mean also yeah we see i mean i don't know like i'm sure there's been other times. I think you know the when the pilgrims came to the united states you could say that's probably not what you would call a sexual time. You know what. I mean like fucking. Pilgrim's you're on a boat. Just eating like know kurds and like if you can salted fish so like everyone's just smells so bad and they're all constipated and just they're also like you know fundamentalists they're like kind of sex negative anyway so i don't think the pilgrims are like sexual what you would call sexual adventurers you know. Maybe it's opposite though. Maybe all that people will say about catholics. All that repress energy creates a a lot of of a nice dynamic as opposed to just the freewheeling like do whatever you want right. it's less interesting than the stuff. We shouldn't be here marianne. we shouldn't be doing. This shouldn't be showing me your the bottom side. Your wrist like the dairy home. I god cover your wrist. What if what if the lord bancroft arrives. Did you show your wrists to the magistrate. It's like so spicy victorian culture to which is so so like i don't know to me that's more interesting than the opposite. I saw her ankle. Oh my god. I see her ankle doing that on purpose. Oh god well anyway. I just think like the pandemic that it has to be the least sexual period in global history in the last century right like house. How are you going to. How are you going to fuck a lot. I mean maybe there's people out there listening right. Doug you're you're obviously married because we were all sneaking around yeah. I think there's a lot of stuff where it was people doing stuff. Where like. Oh we just can't post about this. We can't share this doing stuff like in the shadows because without drastic shit. You know where they're gonna find a way. Life will find a way. I know what to my friends. Got freaking cova because one of them gave it to the other one for making out. No joke really yeah. They gave themselves covid from mike. I don't know if they were like humping necessarily they definitely but let's get back to the main to the juice of thing here man sex robots that. Yes this is going to really be. You know obviously right now. You can't fucking sexual disneyland your you. You're gonna have to the human beings evolved in this. You know but like once we've got like blade runner level like sex androids. Oh my god. That's weird be super disruptive cells analogy right because the like arguments are going to be really like well. You know like you're cheating on same as cheating. Fucking robot is cheating. What do you think. Yeah i suppose i may. I don't i think that's up to. That's up to the people who decide about that. But god i wonder i suppose at some point. It has to be right. 'cause if approximates perfectly what's the difference well because like the one it's like when you find out someone is cheated on you. You're not just mad because they were like sucking someone's dick or leggings someone's pussy emotional s. It's the lead up. Yeah that's up setting part of it. It's not like it's not like you know they just suddenly were at the grocery store and then we're like fucking this person that they ran into probably it's more like you know there were like texts and then there were email conversations and they probably talked about you a little bit suddenly like sharing like relationship issues with and the person's like you know what why don't we just go out to eat and like you know i think you need a drink that signing anyone to need. Let's have a couple of these God i've had such a rough day you know. Hey do you wanna like this new album. I you know. I can't because were it'll be fine. And then yeah that's the part. That was always the most infuriating part when i was getting cheated on it with the fucking part was like A little not that. That was any better. Just you just really start calculating the the mini the levels of deception involved right. They took the to that. That's interesting thought about the. Yeah so you're saying that the robots take that away. Yeah because with the robot. it's just like porn. It's like you you know you go to a place you pick the robot. It's not like you're having to like it's not like the robot is telling you what music it likes out. Then then you're fucking this robot and you come home or guy fucked a robot and you know maybe it's an ira right great but it's not. It's still the same. But i mean you could also make the same argument about how porn is destructive. Because it's like this thing where it's almost like a. It's a thing where it so easy to access that it's something about that. That's weird about it where they are feels like you're cheating not on cheating in the game of life almost where you're like accessing this thing that so for thousands and thousands four forever was unavailable to you and your roman emperor something even those those guys. I always died young because like indulgence. They will you know eating. You can't really only so many ducks covered in their own. Fat a day before you get liver your liver explodes. It's like this is so good. We keep eating it so you duck fat guy. Because you're you're like you're drinking at morning til til night every single day. You're like having sex with all. These different court assange and stuff and destroys your destroys your body. But so it's like you pay the price for but it's like almost like we're We've found a workaround for but there's it's that saying what's that saying nature. There's no such thing as a free lunch. yes. I thought that's the same case with stuff like that with pornography where this is basically. It seems like it's a free lunch and it's easy. It's nothing it doesn't matter but has has to be some sort of downstream effect. That's that's that's causing because it doesn't it seems like it's It's just it shouldn't be that easy to access. Something that's this primitive is that i mean you know it's especially with virtual reality porn is is like i i was. I was looking at virtual reality porn a couple months ago. And it's been a long time since i've seen it because i got the oculus and like that was definitely one of my go-to got to see what this porn is looking right now especially because you can you can go online and just like before you had to like kinda dig around to find and use like you had to get extra apps on to run the are now. You could just go on the normal. You know down the normal like places you go to get your porn and they have a vr section. and so it's like way more accessible. But i was looking at one of them and it starts off in your like a breakfast table. Wow with this woman and but she's looking at you like she knows you. She was like a like surprisingly good actor. And she's like you know what i mean you get feel like your brain is like trying to understand what i just spend the night with this person and like. Yeah that's we're never done that before. I haven't. I've never tried that. But i imagine it's like gotta be pretty. What's the same immersive right. Yeah it's literally an immersive. And then i put it on aaron. I was like oh when we first. I was like where where vr. Or where the goggles. And i'll go down on you and it'll be like someone else going down on you. And she. she didn't like it. She's like i really feel like i'm cheating on you right now. I bet yeah. Yeah it's kinda hot you know like ah in the sense that like. Oh wow this is cool. You're not but you'd think you are. But yeah she didn't like it but yeah i do. Think it's this kind of technology is gonna be really challenging for humans because we you have to ask yourself how much of that idea that. This is breaking some rule or the by doing this. I'm short changing myself. I'm like there needs a price needs to be paid for that. How much of that is true. And how much of that is just. Because we're like survivors of this insanely sex-negative sex terrified protestant alcoholic series of centuries that have left us like with epa genetic markers that make us terrified fucking. Yeah i suppose maybe you know what because it's got to be different every person and it's gotta be interwoven. There's no there's no truth about it right because it's something where everyone's different but there has to be. I guess the thing. I always go the opposite way where i think like Stuff like that just seems. It seems so unnatural to me. That feels like it can't have a good outcome but at the same time also that idea where like Some quote the utah me. Years ago i think about a lot is the idea of Some buddhist teacher. Who was saying. He told his master he was like. Oh i'm gonna swim across this across the sound. I'm going to teach myself to swim across the sound and he spent and spent years or have a time practicing and learning to swim across the sound of this this this large body of water and the teacher he tells about this proudly and heaters like well. Why would you do a spell that time do that when the ferry only costs a dime. Yeah take the ferry. I think the idea was todd himself to walk on water. And then teachers like the ferry cousin nickel. Yeah on. that is that the idea was like that's why psychedelics are good. It's because it's like a. It's almost like a cheat for for putting your throttling your brain to a place that you experience something that normally would have to have like You'd have to almost maybe die or you have to experience something that would be super taxing or take a long time to doom but psychedelics allow you to like sort of a. Yeah it's like it's like a cheat almost it's a shortcut it's like a wormhole. Is this stuff we're talking about. Is that the same thing could be. I think about it if you wanna like. Let's say i was thinking about this today. Was it edison or was it was both of them who wanted to like. They basically like god. I wish i could just cut off all sexual desire. My brain could work solutions. And if you think about that like it makes sense because you're just like so encumbered by this. Primitive drive to to reproduce it. It's and if you really want to build a fucking rocket ship it's hard because you've got to have this like thing. That's the opposite direction. It's bothering me all the time. It's like being hungry. Yeah which is kind of insane. The people who came up with that stuff the What's it called soil. And i tried it years ago but i was like this is not. This isn't good for me. I can't makes me feel and also my time is not that precious and so i mean i guess it's that it's always those two things are fighting. Where is this thing. This is this technology a good thing because it allows you to sort of hijacked those desires and maybe get it get it over with. They're like i don't know fulfilled this thing that's difficult and can be messy to fulfil or is it the opposite where it's this thing where it's because it's matt because it's like a Is that like a wolf in sheep's clothing kind of thing where it's going to cause downstream problems because it's simulating something that wasn't meant to be simulated. Yeah i mean this is i think. An emerging conversation that's happening in the conversation is a fear that technology is going to disrupt normal human patterns in the same way that you know building a skyscraper next to some bird sanctuaries going to fuck the birds per introducing some like invasive species into any ecosystem is gonna fuck up the species. The conversation is similar. I think and it's not just suddenly we have this technologically enhanced access to sex and that's only going to amplify obvious market pressures out there to the point where we have sex robots and then then but it's not just that it's like you know musk's neural lace. It's the Augmented reality goggles. That are are glasses that are. We're on the precipice of everyone wearing instead of phones. It's the phones but like the conversation seems to be centered. One facet of the conversation is by shortening. The divide between what we want and getting that thing are we robbing ourselves of some necessary human experience. That is what may gives a person character and personality and gives a person some kind of wisdom if we start if that thing is shorter between what i want and what i have do we. Are we fucking up. Humanity in the whole question seems to be based on the fact that humans have over time not had enough stuff And and we've so we've. We've been so hungry for so many different things for so long over time that we've begun to equate humanness with lack or human as with the was with austerity and the tasks involved in getting some particularly special thing. And and when when maybe that's not really humanness at all that's just what happens when many many many generations have in a place where they haven't had access to resources in the way that is natural because it's like okay who's wrong here are my desires wrong is the is the thing that's malfunctioning here. That i want is my body sitting me signals. That it wants to do this thing or that thing whether it's fucking or living in a mansion or flying in a plane eating eating yeah where where. Yeah what's raw is that wrong. Is my body malfunctioning. And is this is satiated. Those desires wrong. Or is it actually satiated. Those desires me fulfilling my destiny as a human being. I mean these conversations come up in different ways across the board. I guess it's like a thing where i mean you. You can think about a couple of ways. But i always think some it's were. It's the cats out of the bag at this point doesn't matter humanity has already been altered. Severely through through technology hasn't happened. It hasn't been that long yet comparatively. So we don't really know what's going to happen but it's kinda like too late to stop the stuff unless there's some sort of a major collapse like a major. Yeah but you can't but that's that's something where no one's gonna make that happen but also it's also the humans the human genomes best interest to not allow any type of major collapse to have. This is the same we talked about this before. But how i. I don't think there's going to be nuclear fallout. Ever because i think that the human genome even though we worked for to our own self interests significantly there's also there's that there's that that we don't understand where the human genome is it preserves itself and it's not gonna let one human destroy all humans because that would destroy the genome which is like the driving thing but i guess in terms of like the like. Oh if you if you can have access to everything pleasurable. We're talking about the singularity here in a way like the basis of it like before it happens and the thing that people always say about that. Is that if you take away. The stakes of things that are superhuman. You have this. There's an emptiness and so if you may may maybe you could eat all the food you want. You can have everything you want. But there's if it's just because you can there's there's not really any getting out of it. It's an empty. It's not a success. It's sort of just like a just got it. It's a question of value to it. Yeah it it's like the value of an expert in in anything like an expert dancer comedian athlete. The reason there's so much value. The reason like people who are like masters at whatever their particular craft or skill set is get paid so much is just simple supply and demand. You know there's one shaquille o'neal you know and he makes a lot of fucking money. There's one mike tyson. There's one dave chapelle right. And if all of a sudden via some technological mechanism we can instantaneously gain those skill sets. There's no value what they can do. It completely fucks up that value set and so and that's one of the real challenging things is that it's very disruptive to people who've spent their entire lives perfecting this thing or that thing especially if those people are now completely like just like everybody else all of a sudden if they've been identifying the great violinist and it's like you know what i mean. It's like oh yeah you know. I downloaded it last night. I mean i know you spent your whole life doing that but Yeah you wanna play like fuck you. I love my fingers. Bled cheapens it. It's always where it goes back to. Everything always goes back to the same thing. Where what point do you do you value something. And if if you do like conundrum this it's a someone psychological cone of sorts where you can't solve it i it doesn't i think what you said earlier is really the key point. You can't stop it like yes it's over. it's over. Eight was soon as people are asking like. Should we be doing this. That's if you have if you can ask if we should. It's already too late to stop it because it's like that thing where it's just you can't you can't stop these things because they're going. I mean i've been reading this book trilogy lately. I told you about is called three body problem. Yes chinese author. I'm almost finished with the third book but this these books are in same because they talk so much about like future ism that i his ideas if futures are so interesting because they seem like they're actually may be correct. Just the ideas of how things will be in the future with with humanity and what it means to be human because it's all about also encountering aliens but a big thing that they talk about a lot is just talks about so much stuff but i think it's like this thing where what we think as normal maybe two hundred years from now is it would just be become a so outmoded that people don't even recognize it like this idea of masculinity maybe will become so unnecessary so unnecessary to be masculine or feminine. For that matter. It's so unnecessary that it just becomes. It's like when an animal through. Abolition has weird vestigial thing. We like what is that. Therefore yeah it's like. Oh it's doesn't use it anymore. Used to use it thousands and thousands and thousands of years ago. But because things have changed it's evolved to not use this thing it used to have and so we have these future it's possible like this guy postulates that people will all look kind of the same same sort of like sleek feminine looking way even though there are still many still women. It's just these differences in the sexist will start to Become they won't be physical physically observable at least that'd be super subtle because those things are from a bygone era. They're from an era. Where we're like living in caves and trying to survive droughts on like a savannah stuff like man you. Did you read that it was like it became. Click bait for a little bit. But it's it's a real steady. they did. The prosthetic robotic thumb. They like. i can't remember this universe. I think it's a university. They designed an extra thumb that you would wear you could control. The thumb was an extra finger. Maybe not a thumb is extra thumb. You could like a your wrist. There is another thumb and you can control it with your toes and they were basically. They wanted to see what happens to a person's brain over time if they have an extra appendage that's useful and so they had to learn how to use it but eventually people started doing things with it that you can't do without an extra thumb and they did brain scans and the their brains changed just accept. Oh yeah i guess. I knew thumb and so i think you're what what's the author's name had china ex. I n l. i. u. Or something like that. He should try instead of just call themselves six no lou instead of spelling it out but he so ladders to be but the i mean that's i don't speak chinese that you know people who are predicting a human form over the next century or i think that is it's not gonna be like that. I think that might not that fast. Not that fast for sure. No i mean. I don't know that we're gonna look human in one hundred years i mean. I don't know if like already. They're like oh yeah. Here's like a technology where you could just have an extra thumb. You don't have to get an operation. You just gonna put it on your control. It with this neuro mash. Or whatever or some wireless technology and once you get this extra thumb. You're now going to be able to play music on the piano. That's never been heard before you're to be able to a million things that humans have never been able to do before it's fifty five dollars and it comes from apple. You know what i mean. How many people are not going to have that fucking thumb and then when the extra arm and then when it turns into the extra and then when it turns into the extra day and then when it turns all the extra things suddenly you know looking like a base level human is going to be the same as being naked and it's not totally in your future thing about. There's a certain science thing about that. I have to correct. You like correct. Is this thing. Allie learned recently about how there's a difference between evolution evolutionary responses and the difference between your brain accommodating so the brain that accommodates for the extra thumb how it changes the pathways year. That is not heritable characteristics right. So that person's kids won't have that they have to have to be a very very long time of having that extra thumb for it to change shirt evolution. It's like it's like the idea that we could inherit the ability to drive a car. You know inherited the ability to argues a tidy brighter. Inherit the ability to know how to use a cell phone. Yeah i i know. It's not like us is going to be genetically expressed It's going to be a learned factor. I wish i knew the technical way to say that. It's like such a cool way. The evolutionary biologist. We'll talk about that. There's some like word for it's called traitors. Ation okay that like we want to find the term you know one. My friends were saying you could just make it. You don't have to use the word you can make it up. It's so much more fun. Try to relation. it's also like when when people name a plant or insects. They found. It's always like oh this is the This is a duncan trussell. Lists at a texas. Yeah that's the funniest thing when they named after themselves you gotta you have to know the first thing you discovery always name after. So yeah you're supposed to after yourself. Where like your mentor. Are you fucking kidding me. that's crazy. that's so limited. It's a tradition. There's all kinds of human animal of selfish piece of shit came up with that role. What a selfish dig. If you discover thing naming after yourself or your teacher know i wanna name or whatever. I discovered the mother fucker white who gets to make that rule who made it's not a rule. It's not a rule. It's just it's sort of a tradition only naming boats like feminine names. Yeah which is definitely if you name your boat a male is going to fuck and sink so you can play with fire like that. It's a fucking boat man. It's not like it's a house. You know what i. I'm going to name my boat. Frank williams of the framework despised him. Spackle crazy. you'd better get a bunch of buckets and a and a nice bailing motor pump. I'm gonna call my boat mr sump pump and it's going to sink the second. Take the canny float like it's missing down turns into bricks. The second leaves the doctor who now we will chris in the gary plants. Break the bottle and it just drops down into the sea. You can send a for down there to paint the word. Ms gary plants tall sudden start float back up again. Gary gary can be a woman's name. Hey did i try try. Try try going from the middle. Ju say come here come here come here. I can't do it. Thank you so much for being on the show. Man i i love i love you great talking to you anytime i love you. Do i love you. you're you can say it. You can see if you say something certain way. It sounds like why. Are you making fun of me. i do love you. That's another thing we talked about is how isn't where how. That shit is like So real just like this subtlest thing you can just basically like through language you can be. You can communicate so much just the way you say something. Yeah i love you. I ne- avenue i love you. I do you know i really. Didn't i really do for work. My art studio. It's in my home. Drop off your child will happen here for nine hours a snack break and they take a bath in my house because we have cats. Oh thank you for having me and my child and your duty one child off. No problem credited organism from high. You're you're you're in line to experience sexual disneyland. That's that's gonna be. The weird thing is being in line at sexual disneyland amount waiting in line. That's for sure. I don't wanna wait in line for anything. Let alone that. You're and with the lines. No lines in line. They've they've got things of the robot you're gonna fuck all over the law and you're in line is waiting and everybody's gotta wait for the god of finish in front of them. The just like sounds like an old school porn theater. What's the difference. Nothing changes because you know the lines long enough eventually. They're just going to ever gonna start fucking in the line. No one's going to go. Yeah it's like once you i'm already here mardi. Do this thing might as well just do it. In line johnny timber can people find you. You gotta johnny. Pemberton dot dog. It'll director from their twitch stream. If you're still waiting you know. I think it's with twitch it's just a matter of getting my case in front of an actual human 'cause no human would be like with this. I think what happened is the ai. 'cause they're overwhelmed with cases and stuff right. I think it just getting it in front of a human. But what was the name of your twitch was just my nipples. Yeah which is which is i. Guess it's t os terms of service. I know the allowed me to create it. I would use it for almost a year and also i. Was this all kinds of things that where it should have come up earlier and also. I wasn't doing anything even remotely sexual with the channel so but it doesn't fit them from cutting you out from the service like you draw traffic to the service so i think there's a lot of sticky stuff with these companies. Now because they are navigate that weird walk between Being something where. There's a lot of the idea of woke me and like sexual acceptance verses having content that is explicit and as a real difficult line to walk. If you're like a massive company has to make everyone happy. It's a difficult time now because there's so much this sex positive attitude on you can't possibly negate someone's sexuality but you also don't want to have this become something where this is not. This isn't a porn site is a cam girl site right. It's kind of like a lot of these people were saying well. Why can't i do this like you know. It's it's it's golic loophole shit. It's just it's really dumb well but it's inevitable. I think you gotta let us know when you're back online you'll know you'll know i'm gonna get back on their. It's also been kind of nice in a way. Because i've been a focus on other stuff because they haven't had that gone on. God bless you. Pemberton foul pimpernel other links. You need to find johnny. It'll be a doug. Trestle dot com. Thank you so much. Bye bye pemberton everybody. You can find johnny johnny. Pemberton dot d. o. G. a tremendous. Thank you to our glorious sponsors athletic greens biondi's and squarespace ensure that you try them out. It's one of the best ways to support this. Podcast subscribe to our patriot. Patriotic dot com for slash. D t f h. Right my darling sweeties. I will see you within a couple of days. It's a two-part cast week until then how krishna.

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Ep 40: This Is Forty

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Ep 40: This Is Forty

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Is life worth living. If you can't go hard here we go all right. Okay who guys. We're very excited to start every podcast. This one's a special one guys. Explain to us. Why special blake. I'm not talking jet apple talbot. This is forty mom. what's up. Yeah this is our fortieth episodes our fortieth episode banger. Oh my damn feels good. We said that. And what a milestone forty is. Oh my gosh. Onder is actually just turned forty. Now he's doing his fortieth podcast. This is a big deal. Oddly enough this is. Our golden number appeals on air. Happy birthday unders thank you. This is forty guys. happy birthday while well. I actually texted Like a friend. I just wait for the podcast. did you Yes i did i. When did you text me. I text the immediate day. After i will admit that i like having friends that the internet tells me when there birthdays right because i'm pretty bad at remembering people's birthdays or even really knowing what day of the month it is in general and so it's really nice to have people on the internet. Be like don't forget durr's is turning forty and you're like oh yeah. He is. Look at them go. Here's my oldest friends a huge milestone for your best friend. That's my best friend. Thank you. But i put reminders in my phone for birthdays. That's my i'm like dude. Happy birthday. i get weird. I get weird reminders. And i don't know how it happens. It's like people that i met. It's like a guy named jerry that i met in a bar in tallahassee birthday and then it gives me reminders and i'm like i don't know who this man is. I don't know who this is no idea but did you get his number. Yeah getting yeah. I must have gotten his number at some point. I have no idea he might have sent you his contact in the contact. There might be like birthday information now or like. Are you friends on my if your friends on some sort of social platform in like i told you. Oh my god we're so interconnected. Did i say platform. I mean come on i was gonna say you got his v card if you bumped back in the day. Pass the card basically an ilan dog and along. Sorry i will say that the people who have consistently remembered my birthday every single year with an email is none other than your parents wieners natural and then tend not my parents i forget. Are you still tending to the dough. Absolutely we live this switch life. I'm on animal crossing every morning. We are just as a kind of a day job that i don't get paid for on the switch As a lot of people playing animal crossing you play. Oh that was what i did during quarantine that became my reality. That's where i had my my new year's off people picked up some extra skills. They either like name. Maybe they got in great shape play the piano. The guitar see reticence. Did something to further their career of us got in great shape and then also lost it and slid to got fat again fat right again. I got them both. Yeah no i decided to play video games and get good at a thing that no one needs to be good at. Are you good. But it's animal crossing. That's not even like a real video game though. I i understand when people play like a call of duty or something and it seems like very intricate and intense. And you can play with your friends and your there's levels to this shit More even like a fortnight where you're like okay. You could be a nationally ranked four bank guy and you're like what animal crossing you just are tending to a farm a digital phone. Explain it to me. Well pretend. I'm a man me pretend he's me or me forty. Pretend i'm onerous home or call new attack or adam devine who were you know almost forty years old or even pretend like you're explaining it to each of us individually obviously we're super deep video games but like this is forty years forty nine thinks things all slow down when you're four. Yeah i actually. I don't know there's probably no way. I could sell you guys on the game of animal crossing because it is just kind of you live an island design your houses you buying. Yeah you like chop wood to make bells. That's the form of of of money in that game and it's just kind of like a lifestyle game. It's a way to escape reality but blake your realities pretty pretty dope. You spent that time. And you're like worked on some scripts. Tv shows like legit. Buy a house on an island in an actual wardrobe actual buy clothes and make sales. If you wanted to even sell the bells re-live bells and make more you can do. You're in a position that you can live cross lifestyle in real life if you played less animal crossing and just more the real-life game this is all hinged to real for blake. Right now is like oh shit. I'm sorry mom. If i know if i know blake and i think that i do everything you're saying adam is just a little too much for him. Yeah yes it's giving zayed's making me wanna go onto my island. He's like that just seems like a lot of stuff. Is that why. You're laughing giggling. Because you're nervous time. I laugh out of fear. You're so nervous on all of our podcasts. i would say you're a doer. Adam like you're a boat guy okay. Let's break this down and right true. I do here. We go get give us some. This is forty dollars. You've always been forty by the way. This is happy fortieth every year. Some forty so listen up. If someone gave me a boat it would be a fucking nightmare for me. Yeah like you'd like to have stuff and you take care of the stuff and you do all the stuff. I'm not i'm not guy either. I don't think blake is a stuff guy. Well it's funny. You mentioned that because the other become self guy stuff cross guard. I'm i'm in the process of moving out of my home. So i have been packing up my stuff and what i've realized is that i m stuff guy it just so happens that all my stuff is completely worthless to anybody except myself. Yeah you're a collection of collector. He's a order like stuff. Those are things to be clear. Okay so if you're if you're a horror your after things like those are things don't take my things right right right right. You wanna have your bear. You gotta have your bear right there. That's that's blake lipstick. Oh so so. You're saying that stuff carries value in the society we live in and then things are basically stuff you can buy at goodwill and things like because. That's what i have. I was kinda. I was kinda just kinda just talking. Yeah he was. I could tell you just trying to say stuff but you are following it. It's like things are stuff that have lost their value. That's what i think he was wasn't turned say stuff. I was trying to say something okay. Different views so curry. Stuffing's stuff things all right. Well that being said it seemed like animal crossing a little bit of a waste of time but fun. I do things that are waste of time like well. I jerk off. All the checks his mirrors their goodbye that okay chloe's not around i'm jerking. Aw fuck couches. You've come a long way. So that's kind of my waste of time. That like half. I'll be halfway through a session a grow crank down and i'm like man you could have been doing on the you wasted half the day. This is six hours of your life that you this powers. What's going on crank. Crank down post. We get to the bottom of this. Yeah let's go. What's your longest single orgasm. Session been is forty. Like like i'm or kazemein for the entire time or like that's a good question though. We've all had the one where you're like irony busted. I'm running back. we have never run it back. You gotta run back every once in a while back. I mean maybe in earlier years but yeah well when you get right. But i'm saying is those sessions would be longer because you're looking for a double barrel bang bang and what i'm talking about is you're longest single shot session. I'm a man yee and this is why all the gay dudes are flocking into my dm's. Because because i want shot up about my long ask crank sessions. i mean. I bet there's some girls who want to hear about that. Oh no girls it's disgusting. Women look beautiful when they masturbate. Men are just just an anger guerrilla thumping something. Do not all of them. Not all men are just dumping something. They're just leg not all of them. Who looks good. Cranking down jared leto. Probably of course not he saying not all girl i was saying not. All women look grocer. Well yes sometimes. They get that look on their face. That's like right. They get too aggressive. And you're like slowed down by the way we're just saying this offer like a cam girl who's like going to crazy and you're sure sure what are you doing. Nobody's gonna for that. That's her job. So she's she's put in that work and somebody will pay for that. There's a guy out there. I said it and i wanted back. It's called beautiful. Agony dot com back in the day. For those of you who don't know and you probably shouldn't beautiful. Agony dot com was just a cameras set on a girl's face as she orgasms and you would just watch her face. Only white collar bone up. Yeah right beautiful. Beautiful right people are into the weirdest stuff man people i mean they they find the the the weirdest shed to just crank down to the ribbon tear. That's just that's like cranking onto facial emotions. That's what that is. That's no like nothing. That's not that weird though. Is that weird to someone's face. That is a little weird. It's a king i understand. It's adding normal. Yeah sure it's abnormal. It's disgusting habit. I'm just saying to me that's weird but someone else obviously to you. It's not that weird sounds awesome. Well yeah sometimes. I mean yeah. It's not that weird to me At all it's not that crazy. Yeah you know there's something for everybody. There's something for everyone. I two girls one cup. Yeah two girls bad. i don't. i'm not endorsing. When's that gonna get sent back around. I'm kind of surprised that hasn't had like a second wave or is it like a rite of passage for twelve year old everywhere. Wonder i bet. I mean there's so many gross stuff out now i feel like that's not even that elite level of gross the cause of diarrhea. Like what have you seen this grocer. Then the eating of the shit in beautiful agony gross gross beautiful beautiful. It's gorgeous female. Orgasms are discussed. I'm hung up on that. Watch your trip well. Yeah okay unpack. This is forty. Hey here's one thing. I'm wondering what what is this. Trend of the girls like crossing. There is when they're oh. Yeah that that's so weird isn't anime thing. I think it's an ami yes i would also say. I think it's i didn't like it at first. I was like this is kind of weird kind of cheesy mountain thing. I just worry about these. These girls crossing there is so much they might get stuck gonna stick that way. Haven't they ever seen the jerk. You know you get stuck that way if you go to your more worried about. Their is getting stepped that way and not the getting stuck right up there. Yeah glad video. Yeah but this is forty guys in. The wheels are coming off board. Remember when we said we're gonna take us forty episodes To get good at podcast might take about four little more forty more. I don't feel their yet. i'm gonna just for myself. I do not feel forty hundred at still hitting some speed bumps speaking for myself still pretty bad at this. Yeah i like. I like when you talk like i like your stories thank you. Yeah well you tell one right now. Tulsa fun story like can it be from the animal collective universe Wish it wouldn't animal collective the band animals lescar. I was thinking about my favorite band Well you're moving right now. Is this your new house. Or is this your old kirby this the old crib bunker car you know where i'm headed and i'll be live from next week. When we record this is forty one hotlanta the dirty dirty the dirty dirtying very good i am. I'm shipping out to atlanta and this will be my first time ever visiting the beautiful state of georgia. So i'm pretty damn. You've never been to read. Lana i've never been to atlanta. I'm like So excited to go. I'm very very very exciting. Got ahead of magic city. Monday pamper premature sixteen. I did yeah. I'm very very excited for that. Good chicken wings according to lu will yes lemon pepper lou. Well that's the other thing. Wouldn't it now. That atlanta hawks have advanced to the next round. Maybe i'll even get to see a little. Nba playoff game. While i'm out there you gotta go. Hey if that's the case dude. I'm in charleston. i'll come down to atlanta and catch cove with your game day. That's what i'd like to hear aid love. Ed wood a couple of weeks on the of your productions are right. i'm fully. i'm fully backstop man. They're not they're not catching me like just running around in your thirties. Praising yeah we'll say i'm starting to feel a little flagrant about. I've still rocked the mask and all that but i i. I don't know i'm feeling good. I'm feeling good about going. There's there's there's no masks in south carolina anymore you go anywhere without masks right on with iraq. Yeah it's it's pretty. It's pretty great. And i'm assuming you're vaccinated and i am but It's nice to feel like civilization is opening back up and you're going to have things that you can go do again and restaurants to go to and just dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty bars to go to heard hertie dirty and filthy places and you're like this is where cove did was born. But it's not catching me honestly. That sounds so nice. Going into a dirty bar and just fucking. I mean the only time i went when i was sober was playing the guitar and it would be so sick. Just play the fucking guitar loutish yet in a dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty bar and i love a good dive. Have you guys been indoors face to face with anybody. Like super close talking. Oh yeah and are you. Every time i do it now when they talk. And i feel the breath come at me. I'm like breathing in here. We go hot breath that lasted like the first night i went out and then and then after that. I'm like i don't even think about it anymore. right the only time i really think about it is when i'm on set and i'm wearing a mask right. Yeah and then i'm like. Oh yeah we were at tail end of this. God damn global pandemic freaking nightmare. I wonder how long it's gonna last onset. I wonder how long they're gonna make us have to have to rock the the cleanliness wear onset. It for sure is is just. The industry hasn't caught up to where this cdc guidelines are because it now they're saying like if you look the lawyers have it so the lawyers are like we're not fucking around at all about insurance. Ooh yeah yeah. That's that's right so my guess is it'll be through this year and then twenty twenty two is the the rains will lighten up and and we can go about our business without having to wear masks twelve hours a day everything. That's probably a pretty good idea. They'll definitely hold it down again. Overflew season when it gets cold out. They'll be like okay. I will say it is nice being an actor on these sets like just i feel bad for the every other crew member who can never take the mask off. Oh she the off one acting and you get a little reprieve from it. It sucks especially shooting in the south in the summer or lake's going to do with this and just that humidity hits you like a wall all of a sudden. You're like i'm an actor. I have to prepare without my mask on. I'm so sorry. Covert right. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Cova protocol people. I must rehearse with this mask. It's given me lines on my face as an actor. I can't have that. I'm so sorry cove it gets a little mask. Zits right kyle. And you get those. Because i would say that being a directors the worst because at least when you're on other crew members they can leave for a minute director's always like on call and they're they're all day When i was doing shadows. I'd get rocked almost daily for not bringing my second mask to set where the actors only had one mask on. And it was like all these combinations. And it's like okay clipped to my hat couldn't take craziest. Every play says a different ruin disney's different than who you're working for and it's also it's like bhai state it's by city. It's by the company that you're working for and so it's like it went to mass to one mask to a ninety five to a just a regular mask to maybe just the face shields maybe the facial the end. The mass can adams reading this off the internet. He knows the exact order yes Yeah so you know. It's been all over the place. Yeah well as far as i know. I think atlanta's holding it down so i will be trying to attend strip clubs and basketball games and baseball game. I hope that for you and feel free if we can. We gotta make a a weekend broke down. Oh yeah i would be so sweet. Either here in charleston. I got a little boat. I could take us on a tude about his bogart off stuff and things or i get my ass down to hotlanta i wanna come i wanna come to. He wants beautiful. Agony baby guy that would be. I missed my dudes man. I know how far is atlanta from charleston It is a four hour drive. I've been told. Yeah so doable. You know for our drive Okay wait what if we both drove to our towards each other. Where would we land. What's in the center or just in a wheat field or some shit. What are they even grow out here. I have no idea wheat. Corn corn peaches in georgia peaches. Maybe peach field man. I read one of the comments in our instagram. Where the dude was like. Wow i had no idea how dumb they really were. And that is the exact discussion we had before we started. This podcast is forty. We're like do we wanna pull the curtain back and reveal that we're actually maybe dumber than our word. There's a reason we wrote that show. There is a lot of take backs that we don't we don't get into like we're wrong about almost everything i think. Well i don't consider a take back to the audience. I consider a take back only to you guys if i spread information. That's not true. Of course emotional. Take back yeah well. I feel the only thing that we're one hundred percent right on. Every time is porno knowledge and other than that. We have a hard time remembering anything. Or you're damn right. Yes but we can. We can pull a clip from four like. It's nothing i there's a famous like Little upper corner porn hub. Rotate like commercial loop of lisa and getting a massage and then some dude. Just put a thumb her. She makes the greatest face in the history of four. Now we'll post it famously a mine. It's a comedy i mean. She's also comedian. Yeah she's so good. Good physical comedy probably. Most most porn stars are probably pretty dang funny right. I mean a good sense of humor. They're walking around nude hidden craft service like with a boehner and shit craft service with the boehner. Summer's coming in hot literally. 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I don't when the kerns pullback and you realize it's not all funding games and these are human beings and some of them are the ones that are good the porn industry rules when it's like a business and everybody's into it when it's like bloopers of like a one man gones porn and it's not a consensual. That's horrible plague. Relax sorry. Speaking of and i haven't gotten into it yet. I just got an oculus. Oh dude hell yeah bro. When to me who did they send it to. You just sent to you. Bought mine by one literally was like oh boy about a month ago. I almost pulled the trigger on. And i'm like i don't know i decided against yeah i bought mine. I spent the money. Got europe put dumb. It was sent to me. But i don't know who sent it. I've no idea there's no no. That's so hard money. That's actually a bummer. Bought it. That's a bummer. Really expensive i'm not. I'm not trying to rub it in. i just. I didn't know. I was wondering if you guys had a also one of these because it was such a mysterious Gift now guys oculus. I'm assuming there's one waiting at our manager's office. She told me to come there tomorrow. That's right. I don't give my shirt. Oh i wish. I knew the actual company that gave it to me but it was like a fitness thing there and work out with it but it was whoever designed that app or whatever is who gave it to us. Okay go get the paper. Adam and shout amount. So you've got to put a oculus on then out with that on. Yeah that's the whole thing is just like the we fit that sound. Dangerous sounds awesome. Send me one dirt. You know dirt. I'm going this now. I was very like. I don't know it's fucking one hundred times cooler than i thought it was insane. It was so cool like his. What were you playing this grid. I just went on like youtube and just watched like a plane video okay. How long did it take to watch. A porno was over under four minutes. So the app. It's called supernatural and evidently they're the ones that gave us. I haven't figured out how to Look at that that out. I'm assuming that school. Because they're giving me oculus rift and so obviously they're proud of it Did they didn't send me one. Because i said on the pod that i already have one. Yeah that must be. Why kyle has to be that has to be checks. That's cool good looking out. good dude. I like went. I just got really stoned. The other night in just climbed mount everest like went on a little journey crime. Dude climb is so sick. Yeah that one's sick. I dive in with sharks and stuff. Have you done the beat sabre did beat saying what are you doing. You're sitting on. There's a lot to unpack here. this is forty. You're saying you climbed mount everest for that. One that i didn't do much it was it was kind of a. I don't think it was what carl's talking about. It was like a video like a youtube. Oh yeah that you're watching and you can go on a journey with these hikers but you're with a look all you sit and they are kind of going up thing and you can look around and check it out. Yeah right. it's bat minutes a game. You're actually climbing and then you got dope vistas and shit like that. It's all about the game you're actually climbing while you're moving hands. There's no resistance so you're not actually climbing. You're just moving your hands. No you're using the mind the part of your mind. That is like strategy of climbing. But you're not actually working out in that sense. Are you holding like controller type things and when you reach the blue it lights that up and you clan that way kind of thing you got. Yeah i mean it's like the beat sabre one is one where you're actually have light sabers in your hand and i have described as on the pod before but you have like cubes like starburst cubes. You know the candy coming at you in certain colors and you gotta you gotta slice slice them in half with the direction that they tell you to slice them and so yeah there's also a game called creed which is essentially the movie created and you box on a box your ass dude. It's such a. I was like of breath. And yes freak dude. I'ma freak i can i sure dominate this game. If this were real life or at least suck at it right but do i just was getting my ass kicked. I'm like. I don't understand what i'm doing wrong here. Those are hard during you know. There's levels to it like animal crossing exactly. You just have to work hard and you gotta wake up every morning at nine o'clock when the store is open you got to be the first one there in the last one to leave. We'll say what is cool about this is especially with the amore ethnic games that you do it is you are getting some kind of something out of it besides just sitting on your stimulation sitting on your ass like it is a little bit of a workout like after that boxing game that i played for like five minutes. I was like sweating. I'm like breath. I lost the game. I fucking just got my ass kicked by this guy in the first round. It's very hard game and and also to answer your question about sweating. While wearing the controller you can wearing a headset. you can get like sweat resistant stuff to put on it so that it's easily cleaned and you can also get a special. It goes around the side like a headband. But you can get a special over the top kind of like Hard hat thing. I wanna look as dumb as possible. So stupid dude. When we were doing shadows. I feel like all the producers were stuck in offices and they were just basically oculus ing every minute of every day. I'm watching c. It'd be cool if we could oculus each other for the podcast. And i'll be in the same room together and do that stuff like this. Might a writer on the gemstones. He was telling me that he last say at a hotel and he was living in this hotel throughout the whole production and he got innocuous and he was like well. I got a crank down. So he's like watching the porno on there which. I don't even know how you find the porno defines you. I can't even find supernatural. It's the app vague. Gave us the the oculus. i should be able to easily find it anyways. He was on the porno. He's convinced that the maid came in and cleaned up as he was sitting there. Buck naked on. The couch jerking off at his room and gave him ice. He was like dude. I sorta got icing goggles and the headphones on the full on goggles in the headphones on just jerk off on a couch and made comes in like the turned on service and just left the ice there for him. And i'm like that's the funniest thing in the world. I guess they've seen it all by now right. Yeah oh man to be a a made a made out of a hotel. I mean you must just see the weirdest wildest shit because don't give a fuck a messy astrodome through his goggles on took out his head didn't put the do not disturb thing on door. I i obviously didn't he know what he was doing. He was he was hoping to get a little lost and then he fucking took the goggles off to clean up. And everything's the that's the thing can rule is clean with new is that has made around the only told me about the the ice. But i'm like what i mean. I have a follow up question and asking if the bed was made. If there's a little mint on his pillow or did she just like show up with ice and then just drop that hell quickly and then be out of there. You know what i mean. My guess is it's probably that you don't wanna you don't wanna stick around and and watch that tap on the shoulder and be like three rice as we said you know men don't look it doesn't look natural when when you see mentor. It looks right when a man with his legs behind his head incredibly forced this is forty wild. This is forty d. you say this is forty. But i didn't think i would get lost in the sauce wearing those goggles. But like you really do get transport you see why. Dad's jump in like tv's living. Oh yes the everything. I don't really. I'm not really scared of heights Like i can if you told me that. I need to climb to the top of this building. I'd be like okay. And i do it. Just do it without you guys. See adam on the streets and be like hey. You got to climb that they'll do it. He's just park oars up the building. It's you know what i mean. I'm not going to say no. Because it's high i won't be like I'm scared of heights. I just i just just absolutely. But i got that little feeling in my gut. When i'm marching up everest on the oculus and you look down and all of a sudden it's just you're saying on the side of a cliff. I got that feeling like half to beat off like i. did you go over. One of those. Like ladders that set setup over the crevasse. Believe we did. There was a lot there was like it was fifteen minutes long and anything over five minutes. I can't remember even like it wasn't like two hours long at all. It was like fifteen minutes really piecing it together like you like is skilled. I scaled everest and this is forty. Took fifteen minutes seventy two hours or whatever hell train. Yeah that's the thing while you have the helmet on. It's also we racing. Your memories just decided on it but it's really banks. Bill gates walk down that now they are wiping your brain right. This is what five g. vaccine just because they didn't send you don't fucking shit on it. Yeah no no i. I love the oculus of blake. Saying i just wanted to pause and give a little highlight on that one. That's it you can't just how this is forty. I will say it's going to be very like ever since the beginning of it. I heard like just getting back to us. Going to the atlanta hawks game layoffs. It would be really sick to throw on the oculus end. Just be side. You know like right. They do that right. That offer that yeah they do do this time which i wanna tap in which is going to be so tight. I'll do that. I mean. I mean that's where it's gonna get tricky because i'm like i might go to less basketball games. I go to a lot of. I'm a season ticket holder for the clippers. I go when i'm home. I go to every home game possible you got to like two years ago. I went to like damn near every one of them. I think only gave like three or four away. So i went to like forty home games. Forty who has to sit next to the camera though. 'cause like it's gotta sit next to somebody the camera. Yeah it's like right senator corey. If you're sitting there you can just turn look at drake's fucking new heart hairline. Oh yeah you know. The thing to do is just watch. What drake's during the whole time. Don't even watch it so many people would tune in just to sit next to drake in stare at him the time just to see what he does end. Do they sell those tickets. What's the deal with that. 'cause i'm like it's gotta have like a digital price tag in the physical price tag for sure. I think it's like a nfl ticket. Type situation. cable bill. Because i think i would do that. Especially if i'm like out of town style and i could just sit here in khloe. Hates watching the basketball games with me. anyways i'm recur. I make are do fuss not. I'm like we're watching. And she's like. Oh good. And then i was like quizzing her. She doesn't care. But i'm like i'm like what just happened. You're watching what just happened. And she says nightmares. Stop talking to be. I'm reading a book. i don't give a fuck. I'm sitting next to you. I just want to spend time with my fiance. This is what. I have to spend time with you just proximity. You don't understand the first round of the nba playoffs. I it's a big deal if you're a basketball fan. There's basketball every night. Admittedly it is a lot. It's crazy it's so much. And then it slows down. And then the next round there's wireless games. It's way more. You can manage it but that first round. It's like hey sorry honey. I do have to watch five hours of basketball every night or four four days a week and your commitment almost as much as like a jerk sash. Our your day is a half jerk. You're working almost two-thirds of a jerk says nba tv. So i'm getting fucking bent over on some of these games. I can't find them. Yeah did they just start doing that this year. So yeah it's so annoying. They're trying to get everybody on. Mba i have nba tv but my mba. Tv is in la. That's where the account was set up. So i'm trying to watch it here and i can't watch it. Is it an app on apple. Tv or what is it. Yeah you can. You can download it okay. But i can't watch it because his blackout in my area which is so annoying. I gotta get what's the thing that That it's vp of vpn. Yes shout out. Vpn got going to score. One of those. I remember we advertise for them. They asked if i wanted one. I'm like i don't need. I don't need one i'm fine and the non like got one. I'm trying to watch my be ball. Baby introvert man. You can't slip in road. You need to get one. I wasn't even thinking about sports games. That's really what is four. I was thinking like oh you can watch like the net flicks like if you're in canada you can watch the net flakes down here. I mean that is how they pushed it to us. They were like you can watch netflix from lithuania. And you're gone. I'll just stick with my regular american netflix. I'm i'm sure it's fine. Yeah but but now i understand you can watch who wants to be a millionaire from around the world. I'll watch mystery movie again. Everybody murder mystery murder mystery. It's called murder mystery. It's not mr movie mystery movie. I think david the title shut your. I haven't had lunch. I'm so hungry we got it. We figured it out forty hunger. What are you going to eat. let's pause on that. Might wait for this. Forty i worked. I went and running and then i swam for an hour and i was gonna get food and they read your body. Is eating itself right now. My you're probably losing so much weight right now. I last week. Wait in and i'm a beefy boy. Right now i've been lifting weights all year and i'm not really that i'm a little fat but not that that right now i was one hundred eighty four pounds. That's and that was pretty light for me for the past couple years then. I had a big weekend tom. Guess how much. I weighed yesterday. I guess i'll guess one ninety two. That's what i was going to say. One nine thousand five hundred ninety four point. Eight pounds gamed over ten pounds a over the holiday weekend. It is very watching your weight fluctuate and like actually paying attention to it every day. Because i'm actually actively trying to lose weight. As i thought you were speaking about adams. Wait you're like watching atoms way every day. Thirty sending just in general like your weight will fluctuate like so much like. I was sitting at like two fifty okay k. He's out here though. I really just forty. I want to put it out there to to fifty. That's what i was at now. I'm clocking in around. This isn't forty for you. This is thirty seven. This is thirty-seven for you. Yeah yeah forty. Forty donate yourself. Isn't this the fortieth podcastone. Forty your glomming on. That's what i was talking about. I'm not no. I'm on to your know glomming this anyways. I'm down to two forty-three in every day it fluctuates like six pounds. It's weird. i wish. I weighed fifty so that i just fifty pounds and people are going to be like. Wow but when you are ten pounds overweight maybe fifteen and you lose ten everyone goes. Hey nobody cares. Yeah that is. i'm jealous. I worked out with a buddy of mine. All twenty twenty and we worked out every day and he was. He had some way to lose motherfucker last fifty pounds. Why worked out every day with him. And i was doing it as i was riding the bike every day and doing the workouts with him. Every day i lost like six pounds. He lost like fifty pounds. It was it was you. Were eating whatever you want. No eat pretty fucking good to my issue. Is i drink alive. He drinks is calorie. Yeah the beers is where it was it. Got me this past summer. Because i live on the beach. You know and peers on the beaches taste extra. Good so i was. I was sending it blake. Thanks for hitting that. Because i was i sent it all twenty until you know until late crash and burn until this is forty forty while you're here give you flowers. Hey man this is forty hours. While they're here during the love you know i am. I am trying to be more healthy. Because i feel like that. That's just how my entire family was is. And you know you're just just operation go hearts and i'd want uncle. That just died on. The toilet is hard exploded and mike just as hard exploded on the toilet so scary. Is he trying to shit or did he already shitting. I don't know exactly but that's how we died. Because you know when when you take a real big one and then you finally get it all out and then the blood rushes back in dear. The rest of your body was focused down. They're trying to do a lot of work. It probably that russia blood probably like got to the heart and just couldn't get in and that's how you're very close. Uncle this is important too much could be. I think it might have been the drugs and stuff he did for like forty years button or the hardy poop or yeah and then and then my other uncle he he's had a heart attack and he was go hard and then my dad now lung cancer just because he was chain smoking cigarettes forty years. I'm like oh. I do kind of my body like garbage. I'm go hard and that's my operation. Maybe segue an operation go pretty hard. Maybe twenty five percent less hard. Okay sure maybe. Maybe i start chugging red wine with you can still live go hard lifestyle without actually putting your body through so much go hard abuse. And how do you do that. How do you do that well. You have to become extreme and other ways bro. You just fuck it. I still work out. That's what i'm saying. I'm saying i'd i've every weekend i'm here to tell you. There are a co hard. No matter what thank you all right like even if you're if you're going hard on weed or you're going harder sues or you're going hard on fucking whatever volleyball fucking going hard on volleyball at the beach and you're getting teams together for our geo says your hard no matter what so like. Protect joe body. Yeah okay and maintain the mentality of go hard. I like it. I don't know it seems like you can't avoid it so just you can though i mean if you look at it. Can't you think some people came. Think adam based on what you're telling me is that it's going to happen mansaray. Whoa like it's like is is life worth living. If you can't go hard right now in the ways you walk great question now. The thing is. I'm planning on going hard guys. A what i'm going to do now is just like Remember how is shouldn't on you just a few months back when we started the podcast about salad forty episodes ago. Which one of us. Kyle kyle new immu you on just about just the your salads and ruge lloyd's and shit like that. I started eat. Some salads royal filming. That's what happened. i'm started. Eat some south. What's the verdict on the salad. You want to open up restaurant. I don't wanna restaurant. I in fact i'm like it made me believe in my in starting up a canes franchise even more okay. Well it's definitely more overshot. Starting up a franchise it exists. But we don't have to revisit that i do like salads. Now i'm going to. I'm going to implement that into my repertoire. What kind of salad are we talking about. What are we talking about. Bob with the bacon and the eggs state salad avenue advocating steak five days a week for four or five years. Jesus and so. I'm trying to eat less stake. I'm trying to go down twice a week. we did. You say you eat steak four to five days a week five days a week that is is that what you said i do i stake. Yes are red meat steak or burgers five days a week. Oh yeah yeah. That's that's without a doubt not even not even an exaggeration. I mean we're talking to. Andy bovine here i love i love it namesake so i you know i'm i'm just. I'm just going to curb it by like twenty percent. Twenty five percent to fifteen percent ten percent five percent. Just get some of that. Impossible burger meat and then just substitute whatever. And don't let anybody tell you you won't know impossible. Burger me is actually very dopes bothering Impossible tacos of so good so good. I never had that. But i've had the burgers and you can't tell. Yeah so i'm not saying you should do it. Adam i'm saying you should have whoever's making your burgers switches swap it out. Well who makes your burgers now. Who makes your burgers now. Hi i make the burgers burger. Boy i'm the girl meister so i'll have to coach up khloe to save my life whoever's grocery shopping just swap it. Have you gotten exactly. Have you gotten the patties. And put them on the on the queue. 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That always true also but like the those other burgers. It's like they're great for you. There's all kinds of shit. It's not like it's fucking awesome. They don't sit and you like red meat. Red meat sits in you. Do you think that's why when. I have a big weekend usually when i have a big weekend. That also means like whoa cheeseburgers. And stay okay. Eight an entire bear one time and then. I gained ten twelve pounds over a weekend. That's probably why. I gained. Because i had a big ass. Burger to burger at this restaurant. called home. team is one of the best burgers. I've ever had borough boy. I'm taking i'm taking you to it. Blake when you come visit making the drive baby. Hey have you guys looked up or know what these fucking meet worms are that are in your gut that regulate because like dur- says it's fucking gone for so long wild stuff worms in your fucking gut. Okay so one of your conspiracy theories dog. No no no this is. This is a real thing. It's just a biaggi. can i ask you. This is since. I stopped eating me. Are they bad for you or are these worms that help it science. Are these cool. Worms could help. They help digest the meat. I think you just. I'm just that way. You would have gone straight to the council. They live in your test and do they grow. Beat like the huge come in there in the meat they come in and then they stay in your intestines and then you see them in your shit right. Are we talking about like worms worms like the ones we heard about when we were young. Like do like it's not like a tapeworm it's like fucking meet worms. So wait he warns are would we have them yet they show up when you eat something at one point and they stay there forever and then they help you digest. They'd go away. If you're not eating red meat. They will go away over a certain number of. Oh but i wanna party in their man. Yeah but yeah look them up. I mean i honestly. I haven't checked him out since i stopped eating red meat like whatever that was like four or five years ago or something like that but when i when i hooked him up i was like i'm sorry. What is this shit. But do you kyle. Do you think you are healthier now than when you were eating fifty currently or no no well. That's a question. Because i know when i eat it satiate me read me. What does that mean. That means that i'm satisfied. I don't i don't need to snack or like your word. Utilitarian were busting out new words. Here say -ciary it say she hates me this is forty. We're learning of it. And so then. I don't feel like i snack and like do do the bullshit and like not eating the chickpeas and having the siamese and all the other things you're still because you're still full from an entire stake right the some like people that don't eat red meat. They just like eat potato chips and they'd all kinds of other shit. That's bad for them but then they're like i'm not eating red meat one. Maybe the other shed at eating is actually more fucked for them than the red meat. It's an easy trap to fall into. And i mean i'm guilty of fallen into that trap for sure. I mean whatever you eat will definitely like you gotta eat right but you can fill yourself up by other things if you have like a healthy portion of something. I'm not into i'm gonna feel. I like how you look down when you said healthy. I vegan ruben. Feels in my hands. I squish healthy portion. If you know how to do that. We know there's salads. I was making with like the ruge and the black beans and the peppers and all those salad a big fucking bowl and i was grabbing on it. I'll talking big talking. I mean could hold a fucking bowling ball player. That's a lie. That's just a ton of food. I feel like. I keep hearing about poor portion control and if you just a little bit of everything you're fine so true so true. Dial your portions and you'll be okay and did i tell you guys about this last week. I went to this woman. She's a healer. Well they record People onset recommended me. Because i i know i have this neck thing Like tweaked my neck. It's been years now and you guys probably always see me crack it and shit and it happen you do that. It's kind of fucked up. And so i like really tweet at the other week i was like. Oh my neck my neck onset and they're like you should go to the healer and i'm like okay and i'm telling khloe about it and mike i'm gonna go to the healer Enclose you're going to get jerked off year for sure getting chertoff like i'm coming with as long as you got six hours. Then i go to the healer. And i come back and she was like. How was the jerk off session. Four just started our a lot of healing. I'm bringing my occupy. What she was doing is like i. Carry all my str- you know. I'm a maniac in. So i work out all the time and i'd never stretch never do yoga or anything. Never even get massages and so like i'm just this all of stress. And she was like my neck is fucked up so she's like rubbing my legs and shit and like and like a relaxing muscles like in my armpits down my back it's releasing the muscles all the way up and by the end of it. I'm just like multiple klay man. And i'm like wet noodle way better. We did it like release some shit in unique kind of got naturally higher. I heard like when you start to detach all those muscles from stuff in like relax. You can actually catch like sort of a buzz. You feel mad good. I i wouldn't say it was high. The weed i smoked before going in there is what got me hot. Every right right okay. That's my boy bodywork like once a month but it's work. This is hurt. So god. There's no like i might pass out from the pain. This dude who works like this ex football player now he's a powerlifter And i'm always like the picture. But it's like i got you can't exercise at work out the next day because he's like separated. The muscles from like each other he liked tend to rises the meat. That sound right. He's got you walk walking plenty. I feel you'll have fucks. Let's say i walk funny when i leave that That guy fawkes on for sure. That adam you called this woman. A healer is the guy we're talking about is a healer or he's just a guy who does bodywork on athletes like myself. Okay yeah. I think it's fair. It's it's like a mix of chiropractic occur practitioner and factoring and a massage therapist and it's like the mix of those two disciplines and i don't know at first i was like am i gonna like rub crystals all over me and like smother myself and sage shit. Which i'm i would try because who cares but so i'm not trying to spend two hundred fifty bucks on on rubbing sage on myself. I was actually really pleased that this and i went twice. I actually went this morning. And i went Once a week ago and she was like it'll probably last for like five or six days and then you know stretch every day and then you're gonna probably wanna come back. And then i waited about a little over a week and then sure enough about a week and some change in. It started to hurt again your body to seize them all of a sudden my my body sees backup but it was cool then so now. I'm like oh. Ibm being some fucking wellness. dog bro. when you get back to la sunny into my guy it's brutal. Yeah i'm trying to. I'm trying to do some off some fucking ice in an ice barrel. I as. we're all talking about this that we keep kind of adjust like just talking about it makes my body. Hurt says focusing. Hey here's the real. I think you guys know about my new patrons. My arthritis hug really really. What's the word known. What's the word it's true translated this see that god ed dursey has a. What is it like a vein in the middle of your hand. Your dog you and alien. No it's like a the tendon starts like scrunching up my god. It's like a scandinavian arthritis. So basically something viking. Your hands slowly closes. my dad had it. But he got it in his sixties. I got it when i was thirty. Five was that like an evolutionary trait. Because they were like always grabbing ors or how to access in their handling longboat their hands were never thought through. What is a like what's going to happen through the years so your poems all fucked up and now it's going to tell me that eventually my hand will like close like this and then i have to like a surgery or some kind of operation like open it up or you going to be like member bob dole how he had always had to grab a pan all the time. Did he do trends or did he might run for president durr's running for president. That was a war thing for bob dole. No war thing. Yeah i think so too. Did he have a stroke. Awesome feeling i feel like this is another example of us being like it was a war thing. Sure moving on was awarded thing and then every. Dm being like your fucking idiot. Maybe we'll take it back early. We don't know shit about bob dole except for norm macdonald on snl. Bob dole was frozen girl. That's saying best friends and we all got it wrong and then everyone just came after it was spaghetti or something so we asked the weedy be. You're my best friend. I let us down the path that it was making these stallion but that was a funny little runner to about megan. The comedian good job guys in our forty s. Four early compliment early in like it like it. Hey i'll tell you better not afraid so next week. I'm going to do the podcast from houston. We have a problem so we might get a A rare appearance of a dennis divine on the on the pod for hot minute and car fairytale. He's a legendary figure legend. Man how are you gonna do that or are you gonna. Are you gonna take off your headphones and have him. I'm just. I'm worried about attack. Adam hasn't thought about it. I haven't thought about it even for one second. But i'm thinking i'm gonna let him have it for a few minutes and then i'm gonna say y'all give back wait a second adam so like. Are you going to let him talk into your microphone. How does this yeah. I think i'm just going to allow him to use my gear and setup and what you'll be in the same room. I guess sat in right off to the side and kinda waiting for my turn. Kind of hearing what he has to say. And how will you know it's your dad. How this words. There's really no way to tell. Watch watch these are great questions watch. You'll see we sure tune in to see how we figure this out. Okay guys. I think i found my dad. We just need to get in a room together. Now how does this thing work out. Well you'll be from. Houston i'll be from hotlanta. It's gonna be a interesting. I bet the internet's going to work. Great in every clear. If i know the internet. I think i'll be in yosemite okay really or maybe i'll be back. Oh i don't know there's no way to tell might that way dude sanity holler at your boy. Hey these guys didn't go to an nba game. Why don't we go hike a jersey. You didn't you didn't tell us what you did for your fortieth birthday. That's true. didn't throwdown didn't throwdown either. Didn't have a tro down either. No tro now. Throw me and my boo. My lady took me to malibu. The guy who massage you. Yes he said. Let's do some bodywork work on digital body body. We're took me to malibu for two nights. We stayed at the malibu kitchen right there on the water i like sit got some dinners and walked around and robes for a weekend. That's the most This is forty fortieth birthday party. i've ever heard of. Yeah which because a guy saying like you texted doors and all that i definitely tried to facetime you from a bar at like one. Thirty one thirty. I'm laying in bed and it's just like we're and i'm like i can't answer this because emily can you shut up. Oh yeah it would have been or you warning. You answer it and you're like hello blake's exactly. I knew the city. You're the oldest guy. That's great man. Thanks for reaching who else. Oh nobody can see me as in dark nine. She dragged me on. Run up the coast. you go mabus great my love now look at us. Look at growing up being responsible having fortieth birthday parties Just with your girl at the hotel. Here's what i think i'm going to do. I think i've told the story on the pod. But when i was eight my parents were busy. And my birthday is may twenty ninth. And i'll play didn't have time to throw party and they kind of put it off to halloween. What's finally had. My birthday guys is getting out of control. We have to do this. They're like okay. How about halloween. And i was like sure whenever but that's another holiday but a halloween themed hurtig party okay. So they didn't wait until october. Thirty first yes no. They waited for october thirty first. They waited until halloween then. It was a halloween themed and it was so cool because everyone in the neighborhood was dressed up and everyone is a halloween. We did go trick or treating and then we just came back and did like presence and shit but anyway why presence was opening your candy dirt. I think you're blowing past the saddest store you've ever told i trust. I know this is the same. This is this is being third thinking that this year because like we're still kind of like people had aubin vacs yada yada yada. I think i'm gonna throw my birthday party on all hallows eve off and then it can be like if like twilight early hours bring your kids and then after hours is going to get turned we're gonna dressed like twilight event that means kyw's head. Were really wanna be a vampire. I want to do like a haunted house. That'd be cool now is there any take. Backs apologies giveaways epic slams ethics. Wouldn't cook and for this. 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12. High Qing

Rise and Fall of the Qing Dynasty: Cup of Solid Gold

22:45 min | 1 year ago

12. High Qing

"Welcome to my podcast. Rise and fall of the Ching Dynasty Cup of Solid Gold and this is episode twelve. Hi Ching Let me say this before. I get into this episode. The reference to high chain in the episode title has nothing to do with drug or alcohol. Hi I'm referring to high noon. It is high noon for the chain dynasty in the last episode. I wanted to do a general review of Chinese Society Family Life Women Issues Status Gender and family relations commerce trade population in the first one hundred and fifty years of Ching rule. It was generally a prosperous time in China. The country the nation grew economically and a modern may major nation was on the world stage. But stresses were showing and how the Chinese leadership dealt with those might determine its future also we can see an acceleration of the interaction between China and other Western nations for good or ill in the current episode. I want to pick up on our chronology where we left it. If you remember she and long the last emperor had died in seventeen ninety nine his his son. Yeon had already been emperor for roughly three years after his father's education. In seventeen ninety six we have already had a small intro to the New Emperor. His given name was young then. Jello Union but I will refer to him by his more common and official emperor name Joshing. He was born at the old Summer Palace outside Peking November thirteenth. Seventeen sixty he would have ascended the throne already a grown man. There are numerous reports that he accompanied his father on many trips to g hall which is now called. Chunga in who obey province south central China and in other cities in China like most prince's. He received a good education immediately after his father's death he took full control of China besides inheriting the usual things. A crown prince gets from his emperor. Father joshing inherited lots of trouble. China was in pitiful condition on many fronts. Despite the fact that he was a frugal conscientious and hardworking emperor he would be unable to bring China back to its eighteenth century glory. Let me list the messes. He had to address economic decline. Initial treasury seriously depleted his father's pointy cushion and the corrupt structure and system. He left behind and rebellions on top of that. Ching would have to eventually deal with two assassination attempts on his life. He also dealt with repeated flooding and food supply distribution issues. Poor guy two episodes ago I mentioned her Shen and remember he was the Manchu Guardsmen. That befriended his father father chiloe eventually. Hush became a sort of dynasty manager. She loan trusted him. Fission was diabolically corrupt. While she was alive joshing the current emperor had to patiently bided his time and restrain his resentment toward vision as I mentioned in that episode. Five days after she lungs death joshing had hushing arrested and soon thereafter forced cushion to commit suicide. It was then discovered that who allegedly had under his control. The equivalent of one and a half billion dollars in assets. Worse Ching uncovered the vast extent Hussein's embezzlement and the large amount of people that were complicit with Russian cushion. If you remember married judging sister it is not clear if she knew or was complicit to in any event joshing spared her any punishment despite judging taking action to purge and punish some of the others involved the crimes he realized he could not punish all of those that deserved it. There were just too many involved. He was criticized for his leniency but he really had other big problems to resolve. It has been reported that cushion prolonged the two rebellions. That will talk about in this episode. He prolonged them. So he and his confederates could embezzle. More money and divert divert valuable funds away from the dynasties efforts to fight these rebellions as I said diabolical immediately upon taking the throne judging headed deal with an ongoing rebellion spread out over three provinces it was known as the White Lotus rebellion. A simple tax protest in the beginning became a full scale rebellion lasting ten years. From seventeen ninety four to eighteen O for it was instigated by followers of the White Lotus. Sect it was fought in parts of three provinces who bay Shaanxi sheesh one most of this very mountainous regions in south central channel. White Lotus were a secret religious society and as I mentioned it originally began taxes the first attempt by and long to quell the rebellion failed before it was over an alleged one. Hundred thousand rebels were casualties of this rebellion. One thing was for sure given the length of time the difficulty and the cost for the government to put down this rebellion for the first time called into question the things strength and resolve another unreleased unrelated. Rebellion was also occurring during the long joshing transition. Period let me say this. I I'm only going to summarize the event. It's quite complex. And there are many excellent works that have been written about this event in detail. Meow is the Chinese reference to the indigent indigenous people that inhabited the rugged mountain areas of Hunan and Guido provinces South and southwest China. This was not the first time the Chinese had problems with this region and its people including other dynasties and and including the Ming Dynasty. Seventeen thirty six was the last time they had to deal with these these. This area and the chain imposed very harsh measures on them and lots of resentment grew from these measures. Basically as China prospered. Han Chinese started migrating to the areas that were typically inhabited by the meow people. The Han Chinese were buying and selling in the very few tracts of arable land there was in the region and so the house had enough and they began to push back. The number of their fighters in this rebellion probably was never very large but the region was remote and it was very difficult terrain. It took the chain government ten years to suppress it sort of more on the meows in later episodes nonetheless this was a labor us an expensive affair for the Chan government. It exposed the once proud. Bannerman army that they were not the warriors they were in early. Ching conquest many have pined. This was a turning point. In the Imperial Ching Dynasty. Some of opined it was the high water mark for the Ching Dynasty. Any way you look at it one thing was for sure. The Ching Empire was never larger in its stent and never more powerful. The population explosion of the eighteenth century now became a noticeable burden and a great concern during the eighteenth century. Good production continue to rise proportionally to Chinese population to China's population but the law of diminishing returns and other issues began to assert themselves during the eighteenth century the agrarian sector boomed and the extended internal peace had produced and nurtured and expanding population but without developing new technologies or growth technologies or spates. It was clear. China could not continue to absorb the population. These were the roots that grew into problems. In the early nineteenth century early in the nineteenth century pressures began on the food distribution system Yellow River flooding silted and blocked the grain canal. Discussions begin on an alternative delivery system by the way the Yellow River flooded seventeen times during jennings rain. One of the problems was whatever solution they would have as an alternative to the Grand Canal. Would bump headlong into the patronage or the systemic generational largesse with the Grand Canal and the families and the people that worked and survived and lived. Offer the Grand Canal certainly. None of them won an alternative to the Grand Canal but there was open discussion about providing sea routes as an alternative for food supply issues dredging and maintaining the. Grand Canal was very expensive. Relief efforts exhausted the treasury and reduced the National Income Food. Shortages became a growing problem. As if this were not enough things to handle the chain government was becoming more and more ineffective in suppressing and preventing pirate attacks along China's southern coast. Of COURSE PIRATE ATTACKS. Were nothing new? But the Ching difficulties with preventing them in suppressing them were the rebellions and the pirates were exposing the considerably weakened. Modu army and navy the once proud bannerman army had become weak through extended luxury afforded them and required huge sums of money to maintain it joshing significantly reduced imperial household expenditures and state support for the huge number of family members dependent on the Imperial Hustle. He was attacked and nearly killed by street mob in eighteen. O Three one family member tried to kill him. He was a disgruntled. Former recipient of the imperial household's income. This was in eighteen thirteen. He would not happy which yeah chains. Cutting Measures on state support of family members. Jackie eventually ended the iconic and expensive southern imperial tours that I talked about with respect to cheat long and Kangxi massive flows of silver from smuggled opium into China began to be an issue from eighteen hundred eighteen. Eighty and eighteen eighteen opium trade into China moved through Macau during this time. Roughly four thousand chests were coming through each year. A chest by the way is roughly one hundred and forty pounds but in eighteen nineteen the opium imports to China exploded. Due to increased competition from suppliers. Prices were lowered and consumption. Increased opium was like gold from eighteen hundred to eighteen. Ten China gained about twenty six million dollars in world balance of payments. Within twenty years this would reverse due to opium. The West finally found something the Chinese would buy in quantities during GI chains ring. England became China's largest trading partner accounting. For nearly seventy to eighty percent of all foreign trade most of it through the Guangzhou Port in eighteen sixteen England sent another diplomatic trade emissary mission to China. Lord William Amherst was the ambassador and the stated purpose of the mission was to announce to the Chinese government the English victory over Napoleon the first and to reopen diplomatic negotiations with China they arrived in August eighteen sixteen but it failed again just like it did with long due to a mix up in credentials. It appears upon writing in Peking. The emperor immediately summoned the ambassador but he declined due to ill health and the English felt. The emperor wanted the emissary to perform the cow town. So this still appears to be an issue the to never met the ambassador and the emperor never met instead. The ambassador traveled around China until January of eighteen seventeen eighteen seventeen before departing on September. Second Eighteen twenty. She had died. His cause of death is not officially known. One story is eighty died of a lightning. Strike the more plausible story. Was he had a stroke he? It was said he was obese. I had read two stories regarding his successor. Wants story is he. That jetting died without naming one but his wife and Dowager Empress Xiao Kura one whole declared judging second son Mianyaing as emperor over her two sons. The other story is and the more likely one in my view. Is that the stroke. Judging suffered did not immediately kill him allowed him enough time and had the faculties to name his second son. Miandi judging is buried in the Ching tombs outside of Peking. He was fifty nine years of years of age when he died but all accounts. I am familiar. Judging was a conscientious and hardworking emperor. He had a legitimate concern and a legitimate effort was made to clean up the Hussein affair. He tried to bring chain finances and expenses in line with the reality of China's circumstances at that time despite all of this however today he's viewed as an ineffective emperor disliked more than liked in his defense. He was sailed with many serious problems after his father's death. But in trying to restrict ching expenditures and rethink the Grand Canal system and deal with the rebellions and the flooding. All of this seems to work against him. Hopefully for the Ching Dynasty jottings. Rain would not be a harbinger of things to come next episode. The story continues and I will introduce the new or the next emperor. Thank you been A.

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Free Britney & Koreans for Life!

Bad Friends

1:01:46 hr | 3 months ago

Free Britney & Koreans for Life!

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What year do you think this jerseys from. Nineteen nine hundred nineteen nine hundred nineteen. Yeah bob ferry. Nineteen that's actually really close ninety nine hundred nineteenth nineteen seventeen ninety seventeen. That's what i said. Yeah you said in one thousand nine hundred. And i can't wait for you and your family your family's town. Oh the joy of it. And i was driving. The joint of is pleasant is a pleasant pleasure. Is it pleasant. Have my parents here. For how long have they been here for over a week. Well we drove to northern california went to carmel through all to see the one country now. My wife family look look at how deliciousness cabernet tastes sent of nutmeg and fig yeah yeah i watched the big game at four and then make 'em make babo wake up from the jet lag. Oh yeah oh you to wake up and do stuff designed a job. The euro off john. You're a five zero. When i was working at a show like twenty years left you should be waking up early enjoying days. When i old faulk let this be a lesson to you when you have a job. You're not in the mood. She's jewish when your job and it starts at four usually right and you. They switch it around on. Youtube will be little upset because it isn't yet but that's not what the topic is let. Her job is jobs change. What times chain. This is a different job. This is the same job we do this job at a certain time right and no matter what happens a game or the family needs to go up north and the wine country. We don't switched around like we don't switch it around when you go hungry for nine weeks job. Your you're four. I'd be like fuck you do it. Then you go to work. Time wherever. Get a mini van. I am going to work a job to carry babai team because it's chicago. Yeah they play. Yeah boston for la. You don't hear anything i say. Is it's boston chicago. Cubs versus dodgers. The boston cubs at the boston cubs. We have good news here. I hear it is not going to bring up the photo chris. Distefano had his baby but look what he brought his child into the world wearing a rudy bad friend sweater. How awesome is that. How many babies have that's his second biological child. He has he. Here's how many kids have house. Well three because the his he's got a boy from his is not that big of a deal is three kids has them. If it was his. I would have been like per pop up. You know this. This is huge. It is wise is a big deal. Why because the baby. While i said i shouldn't have said girl the baby hasn't chosen gender and we're going to let the baby side so right now. He's got a genderless beautifully. No i should. I should've texted. The baby has revealed party texting. Because i haven't come up. The baby gets to do jenner reveal party. That's funny funny to calm call. I'll be honest with you. Yeah i for some reason. I don't care. I'm gonna call him. You don't care that one of our one. Closest friends just had a child and brought a child his friend. gummy call. But you're right. You're right actually. I would you know what you want to see active handsome. This guy is great. I love them. You want to see acting. Yeah i'm gonna see you care. You want to see acting. i want to go. Here's some acting cited. Hey i just wanna say man. God man i. It brings tears to my eyes that the baby is the baby healthy babies healthy and actually when she was born she looked like a like a small asian band so i asked jazz a couple of questions about interactions with you and she say she's pretty certain you're not the father nia. Yeah you. Because i haven't been in the east coast and a while you know I don't think it's mind but my point being is that you having a baby is like having a baby. It's like andrew having a family baby and we really appreciate it. And i'm congratulations. I mean it's a life changing experience. It is yeah. No it is have two little girls now Really just like reconfirms to me. That i've case firm. And i i i think it would be athletic. Sperm not gay sperms well at the very least transfer. Yeah yeah. I guess so. Is the baby genderless right while they actually asked for you know. It wasn't like this delilah six years ago by the asked on the birth certificate said male female god by so we asked her and she kinda just vomited a little bit so we took that us. Okay well good. Congratulations so we kinda over pretty clear about what it is that we love you chris all right because regulations a big deal. And it's great. So congratulations for me and This is bob. By the way i love you and i'll see them on the back side of things right okay. Okay okay. trump twenty twenty four is a by the way the jerseys. Nine hundred seventeen corrected. I was the It's a really big. I just wanted to celebrate. I wanted to celebrate chris evans baby. More importantly is britney. Spears is what we really want to talk about today. Big deal going on with britney spears. Do you know. I mean it's like asking me if i know is asking me about meghan markle in the prince harry. I know i know what all you do. Why i'm vaguely familiar with it. I'm not follow brit on instagram. I follow her. I like her dance. Yeah i like her dances. I just like her vibe here. She's trying to get out of her conservatorship and and What's the guy's name downstairs. What's the guy's name downstairs from. Where here what's his name. Dr andreas the other guy. Pete pete yeah you see here. He is here. Yeah and here here. P compiled some audio for us Of spears give it to us pete. Let's hear three days later. After i said not vegas. My therapist sat me down in a room and said he had million phone calls about how. I was not cooperating under houses and i haven't been dick my medication. All of this was a false. He ought he immediately the next day. Put me on lithium out of nowhere. He took me off my normal magic been on for five years. Pause them very very text messages and all that stuff is that whoever recorded yeah ever. It's part of the audio show. Her therapist gave her lithium. Didn't they're trying to this. Poor girl has been under medication. This is like slave shit though. This is scary dude. Yeah that's scary. They enslave their own kid yet. I don't know what's going on. Her mind will how could she doesn't know she's been under the influence site so i don't know the specific situations that she's involved. I don't know what happened for her father to go. All right. that's enough. I mean she shaved her head with at one time rumored longtime ago and she hit the car with little crazy. You know what i mean. Why don't you get the car with the umbrella. I don't know so it's like she and i don't know what the specifics are. Yeah that's what i'm saying. I don't know the details. I don't know the details. So it's like but i believe that one should be free in america freebritney and she has her own money that she's earned. She should have full app but she doesn't have access to it. She should have access of course but she does it. That's what's creepy yet. Get her the access to money. And if she is crazy and can't take i guess she's going to die But just let her be free. Let her be free. This free brittany. Let me hear some more of this stuff that she's saying once you see someone whoever it is in the conservatorship making money making them money and myself money and working that whole that whole statement. The conservative ship should end. There should be no. I shouldn't be unconservative. Should if i can work provide money and where it was myself and pay other totally true. You know what. I'm hearing that that's really strange. You know how they say when they like When somebody like makes it young or they like manipulate you when you're young and the business and you kind of like remain a child forever. Kind of like michael jackson said yeah attack like this is like she kind of has that baby boy's thing and it's weird. It's she's got that like it's like they trapped her into like bring her bring up the photo of her from him. He one more time when they when they made her like the It was like a schoolgirl outfit member. This hit me baby one more time. Do you remember this. Yeah the music video yet. But i've looking at just say this. I know few women in la toss like that. Because something's wrong. No that's just the way they talk now sums wrong. Do you think she's hot there. Bob i never. I was never into her sixteen. That sixteen made her a sex symbol at sixteen and they trapped her and stole all her money. Do you think she'd be stable now. In her thirties. The impossible they may either made her a sex symbol for grown men and she was sixteen and then they trapped her and then stole over money. Of course she was going to turn out wonky. How could you fix that. They put pigtails on a sixteen year old. Made her out to be like I dunno mid like someone in her mid twenties like they've made a sex icon. Ya i feel bad for you. That's crazy it's not as if she's like her dad was like you're gonna do this no matter what i wanna deal at. She wanted to be famous young people. I know she rudy is here. She wants to be famous. But that's really you don't wanna be famous yesterday. She was like get the bummy. Take acting glasgow one. It's a method. I think less method robert deniro. You say hey look at her. You're acting like that. That's actually very good. That you're like i want the most expensive one window young. Hollywood go really. She goes and she says. I've been working on monologue. Oh you have been working on monologues. Working on yeah get get her a monologue. You can working on. Yes yeah. Bobby's forcing me to do it. You think that this is the concern. Ownership tail do the move. Do the move dance. You're gonna do it and you're taking methods and you're taking him bro and you're gonna make you're going to be the next thing so get her a monologue. What do you mean what's method acting. It's it's A lot of times peop- actors will live the life of the character. They're gonna play. Yeah so they pretend to be twenty four hours a day twenty four hours a day like daniel day lewis played lincoln and he lived as lincoln like he lived as if he was in the time. Leg robert deniro when he attacks over actually became a cab. Taxi driver for a month took his took the license license. And you can you believe that. That's when you really get involved. Oh yeah training day king kong. Let's see you read this. This is this is probably one of the greatest the a Monologues just right. There all right so listen. Let's give you the setup right. you're alonzo harris. Yeah all right. You're alonzo harass. You're in south central los angeles. You've just realized that everybody has turned against you. But you're actually the bad guy. In in truth right you've really pitted everyone against themselves. So what you're what you're now yelling is. You're trying to regain control and power. So i want you to read this like you're angry and you want power back again and there's also some you have to read the whole thing 'cause it's like you're playing a character and i know some of the words. You're not gonna want to say but we'll bleep it. You do it. I know we're not doing you to do you. Come here off. Mother mother okay. Okay okay. don't stop doing great. Okay all right. I'm putting you bitches you you do this shit day you get through this macrey chesler. Hit your chest. Playing basketball in pelican bay when i get finished with you. Show bro. grab three hour lockdown abdomen in the speed limit open space. You ever seen a who the fuck you think you're fucking with your shit around no sitting out there. Yeah that's right. You better walk away walk away. 'cause i'm going to get a burger. Despite fokker down the biggest part he'll go geico. god god. That's great right. You and acting coach. I really i think so washington. Did you know that i knew that you. That's one of the but we didn't know before you kind of i kind of knew you never seen training day this movie. Wow what a great move. I should play that in your house for her so she can see it. Yeah what a great move ethan. Hawke when who you do you ever go to the dining car the dining card. Yeah what does that so on. Six street if you go. Way past koreatown. Into downtown restaurant called the dining card. It's twenty four hours a day and it's Tuxedos like the servers have tuxedos lake house. Bring it up but you can go there at two three in the morning and get a prime rib baked potato. Oh the pacific dining. Oh i know this if you've been there no but i know it when you said dining cars. I didn't know what that was. But yeah yeah but i know what i know what this civic dining car and but training day there was a scene with the detectives during the day was that was inside that restaurant right so i was like sitting that section. Oh you do. I love being. That's actually is that your favorite little spot downtown. It's my favorite. Because it's twenty four hours you can get like high end steak house food do you. Have you ever been phillipe's. I love lease. But that's like more. No that's asset coffee. Yeah yeah. I love felipe. Slowly dip sandwich omani macaroni. Gimme a break. I i like also just waiting in that line and the sawdust on the ground. I love it i love it you know. That's an old elementary school. You know that right. Yeah yeah mental institution for kids. It was yeah it was still let me show electric shot so back in the my length. That's not funny. That's not funny. That's not funny. Kids usually get alerted there. Yeah yeah so so back in the day in the fifties police officer named officer dual mcdougal d you. They used to come. Delete delete up. Some do duly and there was a lot of like kids that were like all over. La right and he he had a mandate capture room. That was actually a can capture. Little bastard captured a little bastard after a little bit anyway. He's they stick. This yellow bus like an old school bus like an old school yellow bus and they should go around. They should take like what the they capture. Dogs were like the old Like the old It's like a it's like a belt belt with a poll on it and they grab it and and get you and these kids were like five or six years old and they would like from behind their necks slap back and they would rag him you make a because they get dragged anemic hated it right because he was electrocuted. And have you ever seen. Have you ever seen in los angeles where there's tennis shoes over telephone poles. That's the kids would get in. Their shoes would come off their feet. But that's where it comes from. Yeah that p kids. That's wrong tennis shoes together. Throat over polls telephone wires. Ed all to what they did offer to duly did duly days. Yeah so then. They would take him to the restaurant. Phillipe's right here. And that's why they call the phillipe's because the first kid was named felipe. Yeah philippe philippe go now. It's now what's so funny. Why are you laughing. it's it like why would how would we make something like that up. Okay then surjit we. We just said felipe children church. The children two children search children kidnapped. Children kidnapped gay. Go ahead go come watch boom. There's one of the. That's felipe that was fully images immigration philip. There is no down down down. That's how that's the leap there. There's philippe right there so sad that so anyway. These put all the kids in this building in la right and they used to electroshock them all day. Long hundreds of kit that and let me tell you something and the end the electric charge. They would send through them. Yeah they would. It would push back out it powered the city. The entire downtown los angeles would powered by the electric the current charge that powered all the building. So the big bang oiling. Every time kids lecture it would light up really bright. And here's a little tidbit right. They put a tube attached to their spinal. 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I can shorts extremely disingenuous. Not real no no. I know but you don't want it because you know you wanna complete something. I don't know. I've been you think we were having dinner. I'm showcasing my abilities. Yeah i know i know. It's not enough telling them. I'm showing them that. Are you telling them you're doing this only for yourself or because you actually care about i care about. That's what i think that my boys counts. I think my voice is going to help. So i been hitting up. I got fucking lines out to all kinds of fucking people dog. Why don't you just do it. Why don't you just post something about about. No no i need to be included. Because i like montage of it. No because yeah you want the you want the female. You don't wanna do it. You know you're being really pissing me off right now. You don't want making my neck hurt right now. You're not to altruistic. Doing to begin with the word means. I know you don't. You're not doing it because you wanna receive positive vibes internally because you want other people to recognize that you're a part of it. Is that true or not no. it's not and friendship. Because here's the thing you take offense to that. I do because i have a mother. What what does that even mean. A shit no shit and she happens to be asian and i have thought towns have thoughts. I tell my mother go. You gotta be careful out there. There's asian hey she got tabby. I'm okay. I'm okay i'll be okay. Your mom's getting in scottsdale. I'm just saying that. Like now when i see like an old asian person get attacked. I couldn't envision what if that was my mom right which makes me very angry and it makes wanna like say something so. Let's just say something on instagram. No i have to be a part of to everyone else's george the kyw sandro. And all these bucket people. Why does kim jong randall park. And all these guys wanna get asked to fucking. I will say it and i will do you know how would you watching. You're watching one of those things and then it's like all these names and there's always a guy in there that you're like who the fuck is that. There was some guys. I don't even know who they are. You look up. You'll be another one of those times you'll be another guy where people who is that guy. They'll go to work you. You're you're really gonna park. Oh my god. It's kim jong. Oh my god it's another asian actor and then you'll go up there and some people will go. Who is that guy funny because that feeds into why they're asking me why because nobody puppy. Thank you for the victims. Thank you for beating the old tape in my head right. That's what you're a piece of shit friend is not a problem is bullshit. There are things that you know that. I'm sensitive about and you bring it up. There are things that i know. Just listen don't complain about not being famous now. You're getting nothing. You're you're you're eating all right. Well then let's how can we do it. Can we get a campaign going to ask me community. Just you know how fucking funny it would be if rudy got in the in the in the longer push live asked me i know so i look. You deserve it jokes aside. But i think you need to make your own you need to do your own thing and then like i so i called dave show steven yeun gone. We went to dinner. Did you do his show. What david show doesn't have a show. I did to show the. Fm ago no fx doesn't even show enough the footage that he has his from years ago and he now releasing it. Yeah what do you do on it. I just go to his house. He paints on my body. What is the point of the show. He paints people know she's an artist. I know who the fuck is. But what's the show is the show about his artistic creation invites people paints them. It's weird okay. So anyway i got. I bring these. I'm trying to reach for the stars. And i go you one. I have some weight here. Baby i'm gonna dave and steve we go out and were dinner and i go. Hey guys You just do the pca's like what the fuck you're talking about. Psa's is it wrong. That's why they don't know what you're talking about. You're talking about a dish. that's why they're like. What are you talking about. I never mind because they weren't what does it. Psa public service announcement. How public service announcement. Yeah we did this last week last week. What i'm gonna do is the next round of meetings that i have. I have a budget lines out. Yeah i'm gonna get streisand. Rose these some of these types. She's huge. Yeah and i'm gonna ask he. S a ps as will do you know what a pin as american auto pacific insurance right and sign up for api right now. Use the code bad friends. Ten bad friends tenure at ten payments for free with american auto pacific insurance. Api insurance. what is it. you don't know what you're what the psa that you're talking about is api stuff. Even american and pacific islander. Oh shit. I should write that down to. How fucked up. That is that the white guy knows what that say. You know what that was yet this why you don't get the saying this is. This is what they are giving you permission to help me. Oh so you're using the white man again and then you're oh you're using car while you been prior to your bbc asian people street. I've never had an old asian woman. Tell your friends though. It's not right. So they david show and stephen. That's not. Why call these young because you corrected yourself. Visit it yin yang yang. Yeah why u n so you know they may or may not be on my three hundred tiger belly episode. That's right yeah. That's why you did this. Korean post it was like koreans for life. I didn't know what to say. Because we're in koreatown first of all that is so funny that restaurant Park have you been there. We went for your birthday. No that's parse finest no. There's two parks so there's a filipino. Partial many parks as ability as a filipino parks filipino food that was an echo park that where parks finest. That's what we're talking about. Yeah on sunset the old one yet but the one that the real korean barbecue park is downtown is on vermont. So you've never been there now. I don't go there. The best korean food probably in in terms of korean restaurants chosen and parks is probably one of the top chose son. I've been to charleston's great but parks. Is it new so when you walk into parks right on the side of the wall. There's the lady that owns parks and so with celebrities over the years bro. I second when you said she's on the wall. I thought you meant. She's like hong hanging on the wall like she is a part of the menu. They start like stuff the old owner. And she's just standing there like euro oath that you like one of those euro things because the you would you like to take some parks foot. Yes so There it is right there. Yeah so on the side of the wall it says it has all these it has her with clown posse and i see all these celebrities are like what the fuck and then none of me right at all and i go there all the time so i had a fan do right. I know i had a fan go up there. Frame a photo of me and actually put one up. You're still there. You're so dumb right. But it's not with mrs park. It's not so. When i walked in there gave it goes he she goes. I know that. And that's why i have not removed. But he knows picture with you so then she's like let's do a real one now because that's what that one so now you have a photo up there. Oh that's kinda fun. I to bring the one of the biggest artists and one of the best actors in there to get one. You had in fucking korean ammunition. Yeah didn't even know who he was stephen. Yo when it was in our house stevens he's analogy because i don't know he is. And you gotta take acting classes. You got take acting classes. We'll get you we'll get you. Fitted with the biz bro. What's wrong with you today. jewels yet. Something wrong nothing. Yeah there is. I can feel it now. I'm just tired men. This house this house people just i think what i think. She has a lot because she has a lot going on. What do you mean she's done with school. That's right you have nothing going on exactly. Are you going to summer camp. We should send her way to camp. You know parents send their gills has such a good life if you think about one hundred percent. Yeah she right she's like. I am going to get a three hundred dollar haircut. She gets one right. Is it not your life is kinda smooth and easy. Yeah what else is going on now that you're done with school. Are you doing anything What's the summer entail. We have a foster dogs again. Okay that's not a thing that's hap. That's just an hour. It is a thing and it's why it's like bro. I told these girls before. I go to hungary. I looked at him. I know more foster. We have four dogs now. It's a lot of three cats. It's a lot of cash and they promise me you know we're not gonna do for a year now right. But so when i was in hungary they try to sneak. One in Right they they try to sneak one in so by the time i got back into town the dogwood we already out the door right. It's actually kind of smart but guess what happened it stayed. It's still here 'cause they couldn't get anyone to get it. What kind of dog is it. Dogo argentino Pit bull what you know the ones that they're always makes us pitt but the dogo argentino the ones that they they use for fighting dog. Yeah ooh let's call michael vick. He might still want that. Look at that dog. Oh you're one of those with a pit in the middle picture. She so sweet this one though they train these dogs to fight. These are the ones that fight. Yeah but this one right. Our dog looks just like that right. Mom twice she yes. She's why and she is one of the sweetest dogs for head. Caccia sweet do sandra bullock on alan korean foreskin rotated on tiktok today. I saw it like this morning or yesterday. She talks about doing micro needling. Bob i mean when i make love to women. That's what they play the video if you can find it. She basically admits right there. She got a penis facial. Yeah this is a couple years ago but it like kind of went on talked about for awhile. But essentially you get a micro needling which is little tiny nails and then it brings your blood to the surface which is like really healthy for your skin and then they can inject all sorts of stuff into your face yet. But what are they putting in their listen. She'll tell you. A couple months ago that santa bullock new york this way in. Which will it's this this way. In which one horses through micro needling. I was like a little roller with some of you. Think many of you know it pushes through the skin and russia's a collagen and then boosted you look like a burn victim day but then it's but then it pushes us. What are you pushing into. the skin. Serve sandra sarah. What are you pushing into the skin. Well you push whatever the facialists would like to insert into your portal. What is it. It is extraction from a a piece of skin came from a young person far far away and they somehow figured out how to extract foreskin from korean baby. Pause that that's real. She's putting korean baby penises in her face and there crying babies thousands of them going my penis. Where's the rest of ss here. It's my cheek. How do you say. Pete peanuts and korean. Yeah how do you say. I don't go to court. You worry spy. Go to write a tell you this right now. If i was one those cream babies. Yeah when i get older I'm coming to la. I'm knocking on the door. Yeah what back is grabher fade out taking. I want it back you about this. We can start your a. Ps i'm new campaign. No more asians being violent and against that stuff. That's the real crime. Because korean specific no more korean foreskin facials. Yeah no more korean fortunes. No more korean force game facial no more korean foreskin. Faith do you want to participate in in south asian. You don't wanna be here. Get the fuck outta here tools. No more korean foreskin. More korean foreskin facials. No more korea foreskin spatial. I mean it's like minimal. You don't have to go to the protest okay. Isn't that insane. It's insane put baby penis skin and world laughing about it on. Yeah that's crazy allen. Yeah no that is fucking crazy or how about this. Can we do this. King could the koreans get. America baby's foreskin only exchange. Was not there doesn't happen. You're not getting the white white peanuts. Yeah you're not getting the white. There's not much but you want the yell asia one because it's good. It's good because it's maybe that's what it is because it's one the white baby foreskin Garbage they make you look older when you put it in your you achieve age twenty years by the way when they are you circumcised yarbrough when they when they still have mine when they start. You sell it to sandy. Could you could pretty old. So what you. It'll still be good. He'll still be good or are they circumcised. When they circumcise me. They saw what was left in the asked my mom if they should put it back they asked if they can put back because it was so tiny that they were like. It's going to be tough for him. Should we put right right. They were going to put it back. I you know. I haven't did you make a decision. They don't ask the put it back. And i was like that is so weird. They cut boys penises. Yeah isn't that gross. First of all can i just say. Let me ask another question about this about this. I don't know what all i know. Is this clip. I'll give them the major. That's to go all right. So imagine you're crew korea i. I'm a career a surgeon. Yo you deliver babies your doctor got it right babies born you clip the fucking force again. whose idea is it. At first ago maybe this could go while you know. What's so funny what happens. He clipped the forest and he put it on his cheeks. One of the one of the surgeons and joe has a job and the nurses go skin. Look a little baby force. Joe right or look at me. Look i look at. What is it buffalo. Bill who is it that you put it. He's doing a little look. Look at me everybody and then and then everyone kind of wonder if you look young. Who's wearing skin was at buffalo bill. Who wasn't that where people bill look at buffalo bills. So he's buffalo bill. I'm a buffalo bill. Yeah and they were like this. sounds good. sign going because lot but those funny. So we found out how sandra bullock got it. That's how again look at me look surgeons automobile. The tuck beal just blue. 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I don't use guys get honey for free. Join honey dot com slash bad friends. That's join honey dot com slash fat friends. Good job sandra. I guess when you have all the money in the world you can do whatever you want but does that creep you out to think of when you get to that level they do. We keep lynch did it right. Oh she does. The beginning of the show with kate blanchet. Does that what they said. The beginning video. Kate just because of the very beginning right there. That's cate blanchett. Right that santa bullock and her went and got a certain kind of facial in new york. Cate blanchet and her. You could've asked her at launch. Let's just look at it. Look at it all like during lunch. Right she's got just kind of talking about she kind of looks to matter lee. You're kinda poke at it. That's my fucking you one hand you feel your penis on one hand in her face with the other one. I could ask her though you know what you should read. That's how uncomfortable. Mail her right now. I don't anything about not. I don't have a number of okay. Just checking in. Did you get my cousins penis on your face insane. I would have done it. That's why they look so good. Yeah that's why i'm telling you joke. Used they drink baby blood. No they took baby penises and put him on their face. Yeah how many kids did she adopt by the way she adopted like six brown. Kids cate blanchett. Sandra bullock pete skills are deteriorating. They're sub sub par par. Yeah we like them but he would crowd mom through people. She adopted daughter so she has. How many kids did she have the cheese stolen from another country. Not doing a good service. Now it's a good deed to good date. It doesn't matter if he's not gonna find. It was insane. How many celebrities of that time were adopting little brown babies. It was like a trend. I think it's still a trend. Who's doing it now. People still do sandra boats. Kids are like eighteen. That i know with them are still she did it. And brad pitt angelina. Jolie j. renovate. They adopted all of them already. They just they're just trying to have new ones born called africa and there were like sandham. I mean it's it's it is cool to see though brad back when and brad and angelina together and you see shots at them at the airport and there's like fifty years. Yeah just walking down like a horde like an army we don't know is what they're employing those good. They're making them build stomach shoes. They're making little kicks. It'll nike's no. They're not what if what if you open a pair of nikes. You opened the the tongue. And said made in brad and angelina is basically. So there's only right there. There's two asian kids yup A young black girl and then three. Whitey's i think those are biological through three whites. Look at them yet. Their biological their paler than i am. Yeah and the two asian kids. I didn't know she had asian boys. Yeah wow what are their names. I think levi. Now what's i don't know why on the other one's true religion you name your kid one of them's called ginko. And the other. One is levi. Levi leaving gingko know the names are maddox pax zaha. That's why shiloh Vivienne and knox chelsea organic one vivienne a knox organic or no pax. Pax has got to be asian the asian and then sahara's obviously young blacker. I imagine. But how do i know packs angelina. Jolie alpacas eating boy. Yeah the older asian gentleman. I don't know how old this guy's just imagine worst packs from the also mentioned that maybe she got him as a baby to get his foreskin dude. If he's korean gonna lose shit hot. You can tell just by looking at him. He's not. He's vietnamese is vietnamese. You accidentally morality vietnam son. Yeah but did. They have good forced into who i would say. Maybe not as good as good as korean. That's going to be as good. You think vietnam. Korean league goodstuff. Who's the best who has the best foreskin. I think that we're all equal. You're your to the camera and talk about who is the best asian foreskin The best asian foreskin in my opinion is all asian foreskin. Good at it. i can do it. did you ever see reboot. Amanda imagine though the odds you're up your abandoned your abandoned vietnamese baby At an orphanage right and this probably what hundreds of thousands maybe right one kid goes to like a fisherman Right in canada in canada's omar goes to plummer in ohio and while one goes to florida. Yeah and then you go to brad pitt an angelina jolie it must just a baby no like when they go you know gotta know no you must know. He's gotta know. Yeah the other be so jealous. Baby fly first class. Yeah oh yeah. Probably the same vibe of adopting the same day but they take the same flight but one of the babies is in first-class ono. The other babies walked by baby. Of course a little babies up there like this first class like this and the other babies glasses other people are walking by marseille as he does a peace sign like back of the plane. Yeah that's a hot baby baby. Lucky lucky yeah. I mean but you know what yeah. Packs deserves it. Why because you don't know his story all you think how about this Because you don't visit the fucking orphanage they take them back and they walk around brad pitt angelina jolie and they look all the kids. There's no way they're just going to send me whatever. Now they go. So you have to showcase showcase as a kid and if you're not good you're not gonna get the good one no you have to show off your skill. Yeah yeah so is probably tap dancing as you're driving yeah. He's painting oil as playing on a piano concert. And they're like oh we'll take that we'll take that one and the that now get rid of that one. Throw that one in the well no problem. Yeah wow so sad that. We're learning a lot of history learning a lot. A lot about the whole thing to say something about the the googling and the skills of pete because i wanna make a little mental note. A fan sent us something. Yeah let's just last week. The guy cut the episode so bad so bad that pete was on camera four minutes. I didn't even know what that was. This is looking at this. You sat on her couch and you guys chatted about kuhlman. Was it deepened philosophically. He was you know mary to one of the. I'm asking you a real question about your trip. Hungary we're getting into something right now and the episode. Meanwhile we cut to these two goons grown. Now look at this now. Pay attention to pete's face the whole time. Go well respected this. She's talented own right. I'm not discrediting holding on the. She also happens to be married to one of the most talented writer director producers in the history of comedy. What am i saying and it was. It was the cool thing he had a show on. Hbo called family tree. I an episode kitties face. We got we were. We were veterans. What is going through his life. I'm not sure wanna be. Is today the day stick. The shock cleaned it. Everything reloaded at four or five times. I should just do now realizes that it could have children. Yeah but you know. I'll leave him a couple of hundred bucks watch us little smirk areas thinking about a deeply goes. It's enough money for them to by isn't yeah yeah yeah. Let me do the math in two hundred six years from dead for. Yeah we this was. What's on youtube and waco back a little bit yaeko back a little bit. He realizes right here that it'll that he could kill himself and get away with it. Watch us you know a little bit of killing myself. I could kill my family. Be jesus held on these guys for like three minutes. It's so crazy that's so funny though. Oh yeah i could kill my family. That was going. I'm gonna go eat at fat burger late. He's thinking about his meal. Yeah this is what psychotic people do they think about murdering than immediately go to. Maybe we'll go to felipe slater. Who made that decision. It was secretive decision. No let me say it. It was andres andres did it look at me i. I am dead serious when i say this. There's other people that can do the job. i'd like to make him either. Get fired or take a leave of absence. I'm putting my vote right now to fire them right now but guys no you don't get to vote. It was very successful. The i don't care. If i think i think you need to take a time out from the show and i'd like you to leave for a while after all i've done for you guys to vote. Please yeah let's just do a vote. Okay who votes and andrei should be fired today. Right now and lose almost everything. He's our joel's jules. I want him to stay. You want him. Fired sets one for five day one for fired. I myself need him fired. Because i want him gone bat. 'cause i don't wanna work with him anymore. Day okay so to fired one day. Yeah and then pete is. The deciding factor did better. Pete watch us hold on this shot for an hour and a half. I vote yeah. That's three fired while you it's been fun. Andres take a hike. Take a hike of i quit. Oh you're going to quit and you really fired you do. You can't quit this morning. you're fired. Okay i'm you know. What is he crying as you crying. Hey come her. Hey don't slam the door to do that. I wanted him gone but she said i said fire said fire him. She said stay. I said stay. No she said fire. I said fire. You said stay pizza. Fire pete you lug head i just i just want to get ahead here. See that's how do it he moved up. That's how they up. I'm gonna miss the guy at all. Yeah wasn't good at his job and it do. Have you seen sweet tooth yet. Pretty shell sweet tooth. Yeah who's who's in it. It's that guy from snl in it Bring up sweet tooth. Police he's really good at what guy from snl. I forgot to that right there. Dude bob is that the image right there will forte. I love will for forces. What's it's a netflix show. Yeah we saw all eight episodes. Really good we look at the trailer so sweet tooth in what you'd like it because it's a little fantasy for you know. You're more like grit. I do like chris this is kind of. There's there's kind of light it's gets dark but there's like waco down. It's it's a concept. That's i don't think you're see the trailer but it starring foretaste name isn't even in it it says no so is on a christian co very welcome. His name is not even on their josh. Brolin james brolin he. His name is on there. If i look at the cast on my thing is third up. That's weird yeah will forte. Way down there. Yeah he was great. He is great. I think he's did you ever see. Did you ever watch him Last man I love last man on earth. Yeah he's great but I feel like if you were born a hybrid. You'd be half hyena antelope tom. Yeah yeah yeah that yeah yeah. What about me Whatever they weren't gremlins. That's so cute. Omagh while you mean mug weiss i'd be half mcguire bring up fucking mcguire. That's not you tell me a mug. Why isn't bobby lee. A hyena for sure and gremlins all. They're so cute. This tell me. This is not bobby lee. Totally as me. There's dismal isn't that bobby lee Yeah that's bobby lee short to the ground so cute cute cuddly yes stinky there so smelly stinky. And they don't wash the water they I'm manga if you're a mcguire for sure yeah What would you be. Jews would be marsupials marsupial some sort of marsupial. I agree with that. I agree with that. Or what about those ones in papua new guinea or whatever the ones with the big is that likely to the tree. Your and they had the big ears. What are those things. What are those called big big. I guess what you are the big guide by the name of our band. The big eyed monkeys. Yeah those guys those guys do you. Yeah what is that. What is that thing harsh year. Oh unlimited yeah cute. Okay so listen. This is the magwar speaking to the magi ban. I want to show you to somebody sent this to me. Do you know. There's a band called the bobby lease jadu. You've seen this up based on me. How can chew these people. But it's not based they're not. They didn't create the ban. Because i know in my name do these people no i. Won't i like the fact that they're called the bobby lease but you would if their music. You don't like i listen to it. They're pretty good. Well then. Should we go see bobby life. I i want to know why. They're called the bobby lease that we need to find out somehow. All right so listen. If anybody has contact with bobby leaves. We want to find out why they have his name. Is there anybody asian in the band limit. Look course not of okay. There were no maybe they were from click on the band. No nobody looks asian. Yeah but they look. Looks like pete's family. Yeah for sure. But they look like people i would hang out with. They look like they're not. What were they from the garage. Punk is named after vocalist. Sam formed after vocalist. Sam moved to woodstock. New york took guess from friend of recruiter. new bandmates. Cool all right well. Let's see if anybody can connect to the bobby lease link up with them. Yeah we could get them to play the opening music for the show. That'd be great. That'd be awesome. Anybody knows the bobby lease. Please let us know. Please contact us because we want to do. We want to Up with bob as we could just reach out to them. All right we gotta get your campaign going get your campaign you front get your campaign going ended with your campaign. You want to do your psa. Okay asian americans in this country being attacked harassed and beaten up frankly in the streets of america and we american just like any other american and this needs to stop. That's it so so. Please put away your billy clubs golf clubs in all the other clubs that could hurt other human beings to penetrate their skin and stop shoving them on concrete right because they they they run our laundry mats fact right. They lawn run our liquor stores restaurants. They run our sciences. Not all your do. Mostly mostly chinese They run our nasa some. There's an esa couple. Nasa not even space. Now they run. They run their their teachers. Professors lawyers professor doctors doctors for sure doctors for sure doctors for sure right and don't beat up. Willie club doctor. Don't that's not right right. And then say and then they massage world. Where else are you going to get your massage. Your feet are gonna be stinky. Yeah and and rank if you don't if you get rid of us. So i i i'm bobby bobby lee wanna stop asian stop asian. Hey and. I'm supporting i'm support. Aarp aarp thank you for being a bad friend my mood. You're here baby mode. Why put on your headphones. So we can talk. 'cause you had to get up to come here at one o'clock in the pm. Gabe still jet-lagged post meridian. It a week ago. You've been back. It doesn't last that long. I don't think four. I know we do. But it's one o'clock you know it's not the end of the. How long does jet lag last. A week says jetlag relax few days typically one day times crossed so nine days. It's been just that good to see you bobby. Okay i've Well we've got some great new start out the show while you're.

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Our Review of Cobra Kai  Seasons 1 and 2

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Our Review of Cobra Kai Seasons 1 and 2

"Welcome to the topic of Chores podcast. Police. We're listening TV final bike. Nineteen eighty-four. Karate Kid. Can you hear me okay. Point beer here. It was hard to hear your voice over that. Hear you at all. Were in. The. Auditorium. Did Joey just say sweep the leg was that Tommy. I think. The part there were Johnny says you're all right Larusso 'cause 'cause I think that's relevant to the conversation. We're GONNA have very relevant. It's. Am because that's in my notes. Yeah. So tonight's episode lot of Pop culture going back to one, thousand, nine hundred, but then bringing it into the current. Generation of twenty twenty, we are going to be talking about Kirci one season two joining me tonight my good friends, Chris offered at least wins Wien from San Antonio Texas and from Fort Lauderdale Florida. Welcome guys. Thank you joe glad to be here. Right? Absolutely. So obviously it's podcast people listening Chris, and I are are don't, and Lisa's got the epic background for her zoom. Meeting. The New Cobra, Kai background but open I Chris and I have. Got To the Cobra Kai. You're the classical shirt and I'm sporting my Yagi do t shirt as well for tonight. He's even got the headband I mean that's like we're not go Syria. It was it was getting itchy. I took it off. Or is it like? No we already covered that when you were figuring out your tech, it's the it's the waist or the the the belt from Ethan's. Bathrobe. At. Pro. Though Yeah Just. So, what I wanted to do tonight. Hct Kai was released originally to YouTube. Subscribers you had to like pay for the for the free for the version of Youtube in order to get their original show of Cobra Kai and I don't think he'd got much traction at all. Since its release on Net flicks. It. I roll it's like resurrected. Karate Kid. What I WANNA to do is I want. Let's go back to eighty four. Your first impressions of when you remember watching the original I don't want to talk about two three. Other movies. That's just want your your. Why do you love the original karate kid so much brought you. This new series at least we're going to start with you. And Just, give us. Your past with karate kid. Yeah. I'm trying to remember. I don't have a vivid memory of watching it the first time I know I watched it multiple times and of course, the last scene is always the most. Powerful that remembrance the song you're the best all of that the the journey of the the movie I remember watching it many times over with my sisters at home I. Don't I. Don't know that may have been the first time I saw I don't really remember but I just. I of course, Ralph Macho back then heartthrob he was all over the what is it the teen Bop or remember this magazine you know yeah. So I. Remember that of course, we all thought he was the cutest thing around but you know it's it's that that underdog that classic underdog story you're rooting for him the whole time, and of course, ending is just what you hoped it would be and he gets the girl so. Does. He does so that that's that's my recollection at that time and it was it was pretty clean shows a good family family movie. Part. Yeah. Chris. Yet you know I don't think I saw in the theater I would have been ten years old when it came out. But we certainly had it on VCR tape and growing up we didn't have cable. So you had the three main channels and that was it. So it's literally like the the old comedian said when the president was on the president was on all three channels. What do you do is kid that was the worst night of the week there's nothing to watch on. A we were we were one of those families that had to VCR's you'd go to this is I mean this predates buster, but every town had a local video store or two, and you'd go in you'd rent your three or four or five movies for the weekend on a Friday night, and that's what you have but we had the two VCR's so we could play on one and record on the other. You performed illegal copyright you know. s sure because we didn't sell it for a profit. That we asked. If they WANNA come after me for karate kid come on. But you're saying. The only one that was recorded. We won't even talk about Animal House and Porky's and the rest of day anyway? But now so that that became part of the collection. Has. Did. So many those other movies that we would just were basically on on on every weekend every other because you you just couldn't there was nothing on TV 'cause we didn't table. So that's what you grew up with and you knew every single line removed the S. e. every every word to every song because you just watched it over and over again for basically lack of anything better to do, and then of course, with the neighborhood, kids are out there in the front yard kick in each other. So that was fun But that those are those are the memories. But nobody. Nobody back then it was a Cobra Kai guy everybody was I mean everybody was Miaki. Daniel. The underdog is the kid to got picked on and you know if. I guess truthfully speaking if you were into these movies, a lot of the other stuff, you might have been one of those kind of guys. that. None of us were wearing black belts but it resonated with you even at that young age. So I think we're going to go is how how how did they bring that out of they resurrect that? Language and and how does that resonate with us now in our mid forties seen. I remember watching we went to the theater and watch it and and least like you were saying, it was a family. It was a family picture and it's a feel good picture and. And I remember going to see it and then I remember coming home and getting out of a station wagon at the time and I remember getting out the back member kind of station wagon doors that they would open a mile wide out and. Now, there is no hydraulic on it. So if you were behind that thing when it opened look out. Three hundred pounds under more than that. The glass at the. Down Yeah. Back there I don't have a digressed into station wagon but Remember jumping out and we all ran down to the basement and we practiced karate after it was the it was the best and. and. Then of course you have. ME. I have jacked up the audio of this podcast for the music. Anyway, I'm not going to worry about it. But yeah. Like you were saying, it has more quotable lines it has more. Symbolic. Items throughout the entire film there are more one liners. I would put this against probably in the top five of one liners and and memorable quotes of of the past twenty, thirty years easily a films and. Why we liked it was because it was an underdog film in it it said okay. These are the bullies. And this is the kid who stuck up to the bullies and. How prevailed. Add to that and say I feel like at some point I think every person has been an underdog in one way or another. So it's relatable and not always does does the underdog win you know and so it to you I feel like there was such a connection to Daniel in the story that everyone could because everyone has had? Some experience? In everyone's maybe different and some greater than others, but it's relatable and so everybody related to Daniel that somebody somewhere picked on them in one way or another, and so it's easy to get drawn into that story, and then of course, for him to not everyone ended up winning or you know becoming the hero at the end of the story, and so it's you WanNa root for him and it's just feels so good that at the end. He wins. and. Furthermore Daniel being not only the new kid in town but from across the the other side of the country completely different culture. West Coast kind of Italian background. You know it was kind of white right America where he was. And not. Only that. But the mentor ship that he found in Pat Morita you know Mr Biaggi. And the father figure that kind of void you know they never did Ya ya, they never really gave us an answer of that father figure was they do now bright but we didn't at the time go ahead Chris. No No. Just saying that the void that he's sort of filled in in Daniel. Daniel was just ready to to give up a few hard days couple of hard knocks, and there was a spike in the trash can and Mr me sort of comes in and improvised that that stabilization to his life which turned upside down. so and I think that's I've never really heard anybody talk about, Hey, you know Mr. Mogi was he was a teacher but he was the father figure. He was the mentor. He was the Rock Daniel that allowed him to accomplish what he did by the end of the movie. But the other piece it too is is the The contrast I mean I. Don't have I'm not from an agent background I can't appreciate the the martial arts and the history of that but it certainly is conveyed in this. Of course, it's brought forth again in Cobra Kai the difference of the purity of the practice and what it was meant to be from the agent culture, which is brought forth through Daniel versus what it was kind of turned into an used. In the Cobra Kai and so There's that element that I think also brings people to love. Even more because it was. Yes he's filling a gap of Of all these things that Daniel needed but provided even more than that for him. You know there was it was a fog father, figure it a friend it was a mentor it was So. So yes, a way of life I mean it wasn't. It wasn't just survived this moment it survive life. You know it was huge life lessons which I guess. That father figure piece comes in but they really it's interesting now with and I want to jump ahead too much. But you you start to develop that a lot more in in Cobra Kai along with a lot of other themes which I'm sure Joe is going to get to shortly. So you fast forward now to twenty twenty, and one of the one of I'm just GonNa hit you with the first major question. I was probably five or six episodes in. Was Daniel really the underdog or was he the bowl? And let's let's preface this with this is spoilers if you haven't watched the show. Turn off the PODCAST. Come back from here on out. Major spoilers and you know they're you're you're you're duly warned my question is. Was Daniel the bully. It during the credit kid movie KOCI. Well. Let's look. Let's look at first the karate kid movie eighty four. Okay. Because from Johnny's perspective. He was. But we don't. We didn't know that. Then I mean if you if you're talking about what we know now. What do we? If you're talking about from the perspective of what we know now with Cobra Kai? It is a good. This is. How much of this you're going to get into because now we get the back stories right or getting you kind of have more of a backstory with Daniel. I mean you're getting his back story of what we've missed for the last twenty years. Right? They're filling that in slowly with his family and what happened to Ali and all these things but we didn't have before was the previous backstory of Johnny. And I think he's It's an interesting question because I think you can't think of it in terms. Is it is it about bullying? Is it a protagonist antagonists? I think. It's Good intentions with unintended consequences, I I wouldn't characterize him as a bully. Per Se I think the true antagonise of the story of course is John crease. You know and. The real villain. He's the villain of the story and I think Johnny is an antagonised but I think what they've done with him in the series is phenomenal. You know with with the development of his character and I don't want to jump ahead too far. Because just trying to answer your question all at. Chris. Give his his perspective. In industry perspective, I do not think Daniel was a bully I think growing up in the eighties. If you got your ask it, you went home and let bygones be bygones. Daniel certainly couldn't leave well enough alone and up the ante. So again, protagonists antagonists I think I think every I. Think those both of those guys wear those hats at different times in the story back and forth It certainly makes for a good dynamic that thirty thirty, five years ago we didn't consider that but. At least stay with the back story now and and with the onion layers being peeled away. You. Get into it a little bit and we can understand the depth of what was going on. With with both of these kids back back then and the driving force behind Johnny and the driving force behind. Daniel. But also say that Johnny's recounting of the events is a little skewed. Well, he you know the heat. When he's recounting to Miguel you know to to to paint Daniel as the bad guy to Miguel. His students believe that Larusso is the bad guy. He's the bully. He's the one who picked on me. I mean. You know he failed to mention. Yeah. He failed to mention a few details of what he Of what happened in the movie you know he he he leaves out the parts where he was. Beating up on him and he doesn't mention at all. You know he he supposedly went over and talk nicely to Allie was trying to have a conversation which was clearly not what was what happened in the movie so Yes, it's his perspective but it definitely skewed from what we know of his actions. So it's it's interesting and that's a good thirty years thirty years we'll do that to you. Want. You Beers along the way. The course banquet. Those words. He's like for those of you don't know I call them Opie. That's his nickname. For the past twenty or so Chris her. What kind of course that and you text me? Banquet. No mountains turning colors on those bottles. No. Koi Now. Flip it to the twenty twenty series. WHO's the bully? In the new show. Yeah. Because I think while there might be in good intentions. They've really postured this where Janis now the underdog and he's trying to have the comeback story and I, think you've got Larusso as as kind of a jerk. Doing everything from raising the rent in that in that. Strip mall area for all s people for vengeance or for spite. And you have. To Go back to the first movie miandi. Movies as well but Miandi Mr Maggie always focuses on finding balanced finding balance in your life and Daniel hats Gosh she's. He's picture-perfect at this point and you have johnny who has anything but The antithesis he's gone down a bad way. And just. Again, the pivotal point that that tournament and the opening scene of. To just you never rebound, he just never rebounds from that right? So as he as he does. Continue to find balance in an opening his Dojo I absolutely think that wants Daniel. saw that billboard and it just it rocked it a little bit and then he's quite malevolent in in going behind Johnny's back and trying to set that set him up for failure. Yeah I definitely think the story was flipped. They're a little bit but I think what? Kind of to what you're talking about with the balance it he lost his balance I. think that's the that there are two journeys happening here there. But I don't I I don't know that I can say. A Daniel. Both of them both Johnny and Daniel are having journey they're having. Yeah. They've become lost in this in as he while he starts out on. Like revenge you know a revenge streak. In in which is sort of exactly mirroring karate kid because he started out for revenge, he was indignant he wanted to fight back and it was de Miaki that helped him find that path of balanced find that path of you know protect yourself and do what's right and He I think because things went well for him for so long in his life he forgot that lesson. Things were good in all the sudden here comes Johnny Lawrence again, and he gets triggered into that because that's his natural instinct. But as he starts on that path for revenge and he gets down and he starts bringing all the stuff was put away he had he had packed it all acted away. He packed it all up in lost it and forgot it, and so it's his journey again but it's now also Janis dirt journey and I think I think what's happening is there and you see it start to happen. They start to find this common ground and then they get pulled away again. But what they're trying to show is that they're really more like. Than different and they never have taken the time to know that about one another because they've gotten caught up in these things and I'm hoping they will develop that more but that's why said at the beginning Joey I was glad that you. Played that piece from the original movie where the ending moment Johnny says to Larusso Oh you're all right because. There's that hope that maybe there could be respect between the two of them and they're trying to develop in Cobra Kai. I think. I. When that movie the original. I think that was the moment where he finally stood up and I think the respect was was earned. Yeah and he he finally got that respect and it was done there was finality to it. They obviously did more movies. Because it was a huge hit and you know the studio wanted, but they could've ended it there. and. It was done. It just caused me to look at when I saw that when I was watching the when I was watching the new series. I thought my Gosh you look at it from Johnny's Perspective it's a complete paradigm shift. uh-huh Chris you use the phrase a Greek tragedy. Right. Yes. Absolutely. His life It's Just set out to sea for thirty years and just adrift. Nothing. Get down the Iliad path or anything. Seriously they guide never came back. Never I mean Again, we come to find out that his childhood was crap anyway and the only. Found stolice was inside that DOJ. Oh, and then we have John crease who stole that I, mean, he exploited that he twisted an annual you absolutely you see a kid he was. You know he's narcissistic enough to know that hey, here's a kid who's willing drink from the found. You know let's give him all. Let's Give. Him All he'll take. And when you say he, he really never came back from that he literally is still stuck in Nineteen eighty-four in every way. Far, he's got I did too I. Think I think he's the best character out of the whole bit. He's got the best lines. He says the most inappropriate hilarious things at the in these different times but you grow to love them because he is trying you know he's really. Truly trying he's just lost. You know he's really just lost and. In every now, and then you see that little glimpse of, Hey, you know he and Daniel may actually have more in common if they could just get over themselves long enough and they start to do it, and then inevitably because of your drama of writing it blows up in their faces. But whenever and especially initially when they come together, they're both, they're they're both seventeen again. With. The instantly. Instantly, back you did this no, you did that and there's There's I mean it's it's almost it's fisticuffs from the word go and it's been thirty years, right? So. It certainly is is a strange but energetic dynamic. So when I I came to the party. Because of Johnny and Daniel Right so I think why so many come to the party of this show. You stay for the party. For the new characters and where they're now taking this and I love it, I love the dynamic how you have. The son Johnny Son is being trained by Daniel and then you've got the mirroring Daniel. Back in the day who's not going down the path he's down the Cobra Kai path with John and I love how just set this up in postured it. And you can almost see there are times. My wife and I were watching it and there are times I kind of look over and and you and I text each other some of the some of the lines are little, cheesy some of the acting. GotTa get past that but they're quick there. There are a few between they are there. But I love the story deemed too which could have been done intentionally because if you may have been eighty eighty eighties movies as. A. Cheese factor there's there's certainly achieved factor to this It almost would have to be intentional I don't think. There are better writers out there so. I would like to think that this was done intentionally but something that I that I really enjoyed about it is you have as you said, the Johnny and Daniel Dynamic, but you got these high school kids. And and so. I mean, my my son's often school right now. But my daughter was really into it because that resonates with her I I could care less about the high school parties in all that. That's great. I WANNA see I. WanNa see another fistfight. Right, but but that's what Isabella sees that she sees the social aspect in the kind of sophomoric attitude of of of these kids. But that's what she's sticking around for brags that resonates with her she doesn't care about Daniel and Johnny I care about that. So there's for the whole family. There's something there absolutely agree one hundred percent because we are our peers are in it for the old eighty we love it. When they bring up an eighty s song you know and you've got you've got ACDC going or you know all these different eighties. And res- even even the part of him not having a smartphone not understanding technology. I mean I, think most of us are pretty tech savvy but we get that humor and probably the kids do too because they had no in they always roll their eyes at the adults who don't know enough about social media? Thing air most into but but you're absolutely right. There's something for everyone. You know there's there's that resonate. Resonated for us in the original movie put and I'm with you. You know there's Like oh my gosh. Some of this acting this. You know it's a little definitely young adult like and I think to myself was this geared what what audience was geared toward and I really think it was both you know they needed a really nice job incorporating both of those aspects to grab both both audiences and I think it's been highly successful I. See all my peers on facebook all. shoutouts about Cobra Kai in the eighties and loving it and It's it's definitely resonating with with our peers for sure. There was certainly the dynamic of of Janis son who's got a deadbeat dad. Mom this with certain with certainly has major dependency issues in commitment issues, and this kid who's just sort of lost in fines Daniel and. The whole dynamic between Dad. Beat Janis kid it's just. It just makes you better. It does because. Like you said earlier Joe, it's like the it starts out. You think it's going to be the reverse story right? You think this story has been inverted and in Johnny's GonNa be the savior of this kid who just got beat up in his they're like in the same is like Mr Miyagi. Doggie and you're like, how can they do that? That's not that's impossible. You know it's it's and yet in, and then they have that beautiful twist of you. Well, no Daniels going to teach Mr meow gays. Way To to Johnny son and doesn't even know it. You know it is even the beautiful. You just waiting for that moment to blow up. This other good kid. Yeah. Go down the wrong path WHO and. The twist, the anti here. Heroes Yeah. Yeah. But then they they don't. You know. You have yet to see what's really going to happen with that. Of course, because if the major season under in season two and and the they are putting that other twist there, which is kind of the beauty again of. That paralleled story between Johnny and Daniel and I'm very curious to see where the writers take take it with. You know the villain having reared his head as a Cobra often does very nice and. I believe. So yes. J. J. Abrams would would learn from these writers because what you're saying that they did not do lease was. Make it a parallel and I make fun of that from what he did with the Force Awakens to cope. You know just kind of the same story and characters. All mirroring, each other three lazy. It's lazy writing yes. Anyway we'll save that. For another thing I was going to say we'RE WE'RE GONNA get way on a tangent if you go there. All three of us. Go down that. Easily. Take that. Bait. So. So they've introduced a new bully Goes by Hawk and I think this individual is is There are good visuals and they're good. subliminal is here for For us all to see and how it resonates because you have an individual who was. No physical. No some kind of a birth defect or whatever that was and I don't know how to articulate that. Properly, you politically cleft palette if you. GonNa say Physical Physical Defects, right? Yeah. But but he you know the kid who was teased who has made fun of name called didn't have that confidence and then by goal we all. Right, I mean that was. The cleft palate the scar. That was who he was. That's how you identify him. Yeah and I think it's also because he allowed it but at and and not too well on this character's psyche but. I love how they turned him into the new. bully and that's I think they did a brilliant job with that to make him now. I guess the the new Johnny Yeah maybe. Yeah new Johnny when when he was in the tournament in the first season and he kind of got all fired up and it was really like losing it in he he pulled that I dirty trick. What was it? He kicked the guy in the back that was at him I was but I instantly I said Oh he's a Tommy he's Tommy from the first episode from from the first movie that was that was funny. Yeah. That was that was Tommy. Tommy got disqualified because he did what? John crease told him and he kinda want to at that point. But I remember that that kind of anger in just like hopped up on looks like he's on speed you know at just so much adrenaline and that was hawk I thought originally but you're right they're turning him into that new. New Bully Villain type that just doesn't that's really buying into the John crease. Credo. And you you have. You have a kid also who's unhappy in his own skin. And through through the karate and the hair and the tattoos he's becoming he's going through this metamorphosis. He's becoming something other than the unhappy Shell that he was we we see this in everyday life. You know we see people who who Joey again somebody with a big beard and they do crazy things with it. Well, that's that's their identity. That's they. People who cover themselves in tattoos and for all different reasons but we're seeing people who maybe deep down inside and again, not to get off on a tangent are unhappy inside. So they they kind of recreate they become something other than what they are and I see that in Hawk troubled young man trying to be something he's not and I and I really if it's just we've mentioned. Star Wars here we see him going down the dark path right. I. Go ahead and I'm going to late at here. I think we'll see him return because he's got a friend who still believes in it. You know I I know who you are always calls him. He Li-. And he does that he had to dig man he did absolutely. But that's also telling us that you know. I'm still your friend I know who you are. You'll be back and so I think we seahawk come back to US interesting. Disagree. and. That's okay. I think that we're GONNA see those two individuals square off. I don't know if we're going to see hot comeback though now I tell you. I, do think. So let's let's be a good segue into. I do see Larusso and Johnny teaming up going against John crease. Yeah. I'm hoping that's the case because they've been kind of you know they were trying to get these two in that respect level you know for a while and of course, all these things with the kids keep happening. You know that draw them apart we didn't know. Daniel was coaching his son and he finds out in any finds out his son is at their house and all these all these factors that you know right when they think they're gonNa you know they they finally become friends over dinner and they're talking about the things and let them know that he's kicked John crease out. So now he's running a little respect. Daniels getting some respect for Johnny because Hey, he recognizes that Don creases the problem. Okay. So maybe I can give them a can give him a bone here, and then they're all buddy buddy and what happens the girl comes and stays over at his house and doesn't tell Dan. So now they're fighting again, you know you see it like this this exchange over and over again, which of course is the drama factor, which is why they had in order to if they're going to go that way and let them somehow team up and and become friends and find respect for one another to has to be another. Antagonised. Johnny's not going to be the antagonists there has to be a different villain and they've created that now and so whether or not Chris is accurate in his estimation that. Way You you Chris Hawks GonNA come back right. Whether or not that's true. I don't know I, that will be interesting to see I'm curious about that I was going to say that what you see happening to Hawk as the classic transformation of narcissists he's Because typically, that comes from deepen security right deep deep insecurity I mean he was. He was really low really really low when when this came to him and he has created this persona, which is typically what a big persona. Big Big percent. Big Hair big. Big Tattoo. Big Big anger big growl all of that stuff so much so that when his friend says. Calls Him Eli He. He doesn't give them a bone. You know when they were of starting to connect at that party for like five seconds over. WAS IT A. TV show or something. I forget what the conversation is about St Start to Seahawk you start to see Eli, just emerged just ever so slightly and then he turns around and slams the kid down and so of course, the kid gets revenge by going up in telling all his secrets on stage to everyone in the room still refusing to call him hawk calling him Eli instead but that classic narcissist loses all ability to empathize and so. If he's really going to be that person you're not going to see a comeback. He has lost empathy. You know when you saw him in that tournament he it was all you know finish it, go to the end no mercy no mercy and and and. And that's what John Preaches you know there is no mercy. Yeah and so if he's going to if he's already chosen that side, like you said, he's going to the dark side. It's possibly come back. DARTH vader came back. So why not? US. So we lose Hawk then maybe we get McGill back. Back. Here's here's coming back because they need the love triangle to continue. So remember. Here's I'm just going to give you my. Two, cents. I think we're GONNA. See Alley come back three. Yeah. Who is a pediatrician and I think she's going to be the one to save Miguel. That's what I think. And trusting theory I. Like it I thought they're setting it up for her to come back to I was I was surprised she wasn't already. A piece of its that they kind of had written her off and But what you said about how I didn't know the history of it being on Youtube I and now the success of it may have brought Elizabeth Shoe back to an interest in. So they'd said Hey, let's writer in at will be curious to see because you know you have already this. Here speaking of paralleling, you have a love triangle happening two boys on opposite sides and girl right that's already happening. Miguel has to come back to keep that love triangle had the whole fight was about that love triangle? Well, of course, you have Tori Tori right is also in there. So I guess it's not necessarily a triangle anymore because there's another fourth party. But. If Alley comes back now you've got that dynamic again between. You know even though Daniel is married. He's the he's clearly kind of had that. Conversation. Muthana. Right so again, a four, four, four people, and how will that, how will that transpires a little bit of parallel ism in the in the story line there. What do you think? I. Don't I don't see there being any conflict with Daniel and. If Alley comes back I I look to maybe alley maybe maybe she reached out to johnny right so maybe things aren't so good where she is maybe she's a rough patch. and Johnny's GonNa, get it back. And I think and I think at the end we see Johnny that how could it not? Go. We're. GonNa see. The home wrecker come in and Daniel Loses all of his car lots you know and his wife walked with half. Too, much reality I don. Johnny has to end up with Allie. I agree I don't I don't see here being a home wrecker type of but. There's already some tension in Daniel's marriage that he's managing around the karate I don't I don't I think you're right. I don't think it would be that it's going to be a home wrecker thing, but it would add an element of tension there. If. She does get back with Johnny because then it's like Ooh that's just one more thing to add to the pile. Conflict between that they're going to have to do is they're going to have to give it back story and. Rough my talking in an interview, you know, why was an alley in the second movie? And All, he could say and you can look it up. He said. When when the second movie came out, they just wanted. Ralph and Pat Morita. Because that's that was they were they were the main stars of the movie I don't think that would. That wouldn't work now that worked back in eighty, four, eighty, five, whenever the second one was released right? They? Didn't have any explanation. So I hope. Where is that GONNA go she wasn't in karate. She was just the love interest. Every movie has to have lunch love interest where do you take that for the Second Chapter There's really no where to take it. Right. Well, you know I. I don't know I think there could have been there could have been opportunities but again, it's the credit card some movie he went to Okinawa and. New Love Interest, the second movie which you know that conveniently right? Really I don't. I don't see Allie filling a role other than the dutiful girlfriend on the sideline again that that's no disrespect alley at all or or how. Do but again, I don't I don't see a role for her in D- the second karate kid at all you're just being mean now. Well, it's high school. You know. I mean it is. It is high school they were graduating weren't they seniors received? The reality of life is people move on, which is exactly what they've said now in Cobra Kai but as adults and life has happened in, they're all on these journeys and who who knows where they could take that story all kinds of places. There's a lot of freedom for writing Hopefully, they give they give some some good stories there for. I. Guess for what's transpired over the past thirty five years and I'm sure that they will. They won't. They won't leave US hanging there. I thought it was great when they're looking at her facebook page. Let's see who this is that she ended up with and he's like this. Gorgeous like athletes. Dr. Like super successful in the breath just like. Little things like that. These writings these little little lines that come out that are really I think the best writing the best lines are definitely Janis by far he owns them on some. Yeah, and if we're and. We're moving on from the whole dynamic but who's to say that Allie doesn't have with herself unfinished business with John. Sure, right though. That I think the last thing that happened between them. Once she punched him in the face of the country club, right? because. He spilled the Spaghetti. Kissed. He kissed her in front of Rome. Daniel and Daniel ran and got the spaghetti, right? Yeah. That's right. But Getty was involved but it wasn't. It wasn't Johnny Spaghetti. It didn't look like particularly good. Spaghetti. We`ve But conveniently, he was wearing all white so. Yeah and it was a lot of spaghetti. He was a lot. What? What did you guys think about bringing back when they brought back the old? Cobra Kai guys and they had the camping trip and they had you know the Barbara Right you liked it. Oh, how do you? How do you not do that? That's what this it's closure it's it's coming full circle and you you've got a little. Downtime there with one of the guys dies in his last Hurrah was he went out with his his boots on I mean it's Just, passed away now tragically like he like he really did just after answer of liver. Cancer Yeah. Yeah, there's there's some. So. What they've filmed there you know and I think they knew at the time that he was sick I actually met him. That guy, no. I'll send you guys the picture. So I've got my picture taken with him. He was he was working in West Virginia one of the restaurants that we that I the franchise and met him I. Don't know how it came up with they're like, Hey, the credit guys who what? Which one? He says put him in a body bag. Got To meet him. So I met him I talked with him and got my. Happen to him I bet a lot. Of Can. Line is one of the most iconic. But sadly in. That house away but anyway Chris, you were saying the whole thing comes full circle right full sort of thought it was a great scene I thought it was great. They went out. Again just a boys trip. It's got kind of getting the band back together I mean it's it's what we all want to Joey is guys. You know we wanna get together back with our friends at we've all we've been raising families were caught up in career who wouldn't relish a weekend just a to go do something to me that resonated with me and he go drinks you drink some beers. Getting. Yeah. Talk a bunch of Crap I. Mean Go camp out. Yeah. You're going to go out that was that was a hell of boy to go out again I said with your boots on. I. I agree with everything that Chris said and I would add to it that it served a bigger purpose in the grander story line of season two with the element of John crease. You know here Johnny who's believing in second chances you know finally find a soft spot for crease because he meant something to him he was significant again, filled a void in this young person's life which we now understand and he wants him to be the person he thought he was you know he's he's realized he wasn't he believed in him. You know it's that that sort of coming of age thing with with any real parents to you know when you you realize your parents a human. And unfortunately for him, what he realized about John Crease was that he was not a good guy. and He's struggling. He's struggling with got. That's okay. He's struggling with that conflict in himself and that moment you know he's just let his guard down and said, okay, you know he felt sorry for him because he saw him, you know basically homeless and realize he'd had a tough life and and he wants to believe in the good and he's he's getting a second chance. He wants to give him a second chance. So come join the club and he gives him authority over it and so here is now with his. Buddies and he tells them, Hey, this is what I'm doing and they all look at him like he's crazy. What are you crazy this guy's in so it's it serves the purpose of reminding him in the middle of that inner conflict that, hey, he's not. He's not a good guy. He's not a good dude. He didn't really do good stuff for us. He kind of messed us all up. Yeah. So it it solidifies that to him while the guy is behind his back screwing up all the kids. So that that little leave of absence adds to the story of of really solidifying him as the villain. It does a good job this this series so far in season one and season two. OF BRIDGING GENERATION GAP? Of what we had a really great experience with back in the eighties. And they've done I just a fantastic job of bridging those two of. Today's generation. And our generation so that we can all share in something fun. Now that being said, I do not think that this is a kid friendly. Series. Right and yeah. But not young adult I'd like the thirteen fourteen, maybe maybe a little. Agree Yeah. Good. I. Was I would've let my thirteen or fourteen year old watch it bearing late I mean I probably would have been a little embarrassed sometimes. But if one thing I've learned by the time they're thirteen fourteen, they know these words. We're using them. Okay. Yeah I know I know. I was just as I was. Watching it I thought we could they have done this to where they could have included a younger generation without it but. You're getting the. You're getting the raw johnny you know you're getting the RAW. End, these are high school kids that. Talk. Like that. You know this is no. School kids and we've had that conversation. Joey you know. And I think it I have I think that Johnny's character would not have the same impact without those phrases that he utters. Here. Yeah it's it's colorful, but it adds to that is hilarious to his. It adds to his level of of almost blissful ignorance. We're the world. Yes will full blissful ignorance of the world. Just, still the abrasive screw you man, you know he's not only not correct. You know just I mean. Yeah. But that's what I think. This leads right now zero zero to one hundred miles an hour breath you know what are you looking at that kind of guy? It because I think. He's not afraid to hurt anybody's feelings. Yeah. You know. and. There's not a lot of that outright now. No No, and and it's but it's that's part of I think the lesson. Of that that little softer lesson of Cobra Kai, where there's still an edge of you know not it's an easy. We're not. We're not. We're not. We work hard. We're. We're we're still tough guys or women. Now I like they include women in both sides Oh karate, and in this episode which I failed to mention earlier. You know we we are tough people but being tough doesn't mean you have to be. Bullies for one thing which is what they're trying to draw that line and I think that's a good lesson to for today you know what is the difference you know where? It can be a fine line between being tough being standing up for yourself, but also not not in a way that you are. Hurting you're looking for his bad, ass. His. Kobe. was on the tip of my tongue. Conversation with three searching out. You see how good I was though I. didn't say it. I'm not. Lisa. Underscores the whole point of the conversation. Absolutely. You can be bad ass without being dirty without school that's without maniacal. You know that you can be tough. You don't have to take crap off people stay yourself, and if you gave me just kick in the face and I'm GONNA go on about my day you don't mess with me. So I knew he'd be great for this episode, Chris Thanks, Joey thank Joey Pungent. Before we close what do you want to see in season three? Go ahead least. Ladies First. Well, speaking of ladies let's see. Allie let's see a little bit of I'm curious wail they'll take her what what what kind of role they would put her in you know and what would it be a guest appearance? Would it be a permanent role? You know I'm curious about that I WANNA see Miguel I wanNA see Miguel come back and and fulfill what was kind of left off their how will his return affect both his relationship with salmon? Robbie's relationship with Sam and I want US I do Kinda. WanNa see you Daniel and Johnny get together and you know really really fight the true enemy which is John crease with. Alli back down in southern California. What it froze on me again and I thought Oh my gosh. This crashes again goes. Out of you. Want your three or four. We need to see Allie back in southern California You know maybe there's trouble in paradise maybe she has to come down and care for a sick family member for an extended amount of time, but there needs to be some closure between she and Johnny. Maybe things work out maybe they don't. But again, it'd be a great dynamic like Miguel come back You know I'm sure he'll be okay and you'll have a long road to hoe training and recovering from his injuries. And obviously WANNA see. Johnny be a good dad. I want to see him for a relationship with his son because there's that there's that moment in one episode worried says he was late either he had been drinking massive hangover was late to the to the delivery room and he just never regrets that. Any regrets that. So that's a hold that's been burning in him for these these long years and and I think we need to see closure there. We need to see that relationship come together so that he can be the mentor in the teacher for his in his teenage son in addition to. His karate students but I that that would be important for me to see. Did he grow up a little bit go ahead in that scene when he was sharing that regret wasn't his exact wasn't the last thing he said I gave up on my son even before he was born. Wasn't that something to affect you know and and you stepped away for a minute joy I was saying to Chris. A. Little bit of a sidebar here. But that last seen in season two speaking of Johnny, being a good dad you know he starts off the day dropping his son off at school getting some pencils asking if he needs a trapper keeper and. At, the end of the day everybody's so concerned about Miguel where's Robbie his own father isn't even texting him. He's not nobody's looking for Robbie who is in this pretty big brawl and was hurt too. So you know where they kind of left it as a mystery Robbie kind of disappeared at the end of that that last episode and So I'll be curious to see how that plays out because he was just trying to. You know kind of embraced that role Robbie was leading down the wall to let him and and yet at the end of the day he's had forgotten all about his own son he was more concerned about Miguel So I'll be curious to see where they where that goes. Yeah I, think I would. Pretty much both of what you all have said, i. think the only piece I want to add on is I'd like to see Johnny and Daniel come together. And I'd like to see him go to Okinawa and I I would like to see more of. More, Daniel Learn kind of passing that on. So anyway. I think we're GONNA get to see all a lot. Obviously they're coming out in we'll review that but before Actually Chris taking us out. Let. Me Wrap this show Chris you just keep going guys. Thanks for listening. Thanks for downloading sprouted. Offer, me. Thank you very much for the time and. Wants to if you haven't watched it. Recommended guys we'll be. Back. Next week. The podcast will be talking to. US. Thanks so much.

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Arsenal's Derby Delight

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41:58 min | 3 hrs ago

Arsenal's Derby Delight

"That welcoming is the latest addition. Espn nfc. i'm dan. Thomas joined the today by stevie nickel we kick things off in the premier league. The north london darby also take non spurs. I tell you what this is pretty much done. The opening thirty five minutes also flying out the trout smith throw would make one bomb young with double their advantage in the twenty seventh minute and then soccer makes three nail all those goals coming ten minutes before the break impressive stuff from arsenal no would get one back but arsenal then taking all three points. That's welcome franken. Craig to the show to reflect on that result. Craig also j. I told you him. Mr positive chaka or been the negative brothers talk shambhu. I mean policy polish took them apart apo- mean to them apart then after a good what decent twenty minutes against jokes for number five in the second half a no oslo taking 'em apart from four or five minutes basically then switched off. Anybody thinks taught them were. Were any good in the second half. We'll female up off. The gosh. But i think the hurricane falling over the ball. From the solve goal kinda sums tottenham in him up at the moment. And you know it just absolutely going nowhere but the one thing from austin was perspective as an attempt last year when he was in the hot seat he got some result and he's done it again thus far but more importantly lioness changed you know. They told me i was the goalkeeper with ben. Whiteman and again lately bummbly gabrielle guarantee very very good player we know that and then thomas popped in front at least gives them an. I'm talking about from a low bar here. I'm not saying that she's jokes. You'll ever pearl all set your united. I'm saying from a low bar. This is at least something to what wife and it was. It was much better national funds. At least some hope going forward but they can put some results together. I know the inclination from a defensive perspective. Stevie is to talk about spurs but let's just focus on our so. Yeah ju just for the moment. Considering his craig was saying we were saying pretty much. All tests got two games to save his career. They'll save his job. He's turned it around and then a big win of course today as well. I think the biggest thing is you can see a we. Oh forget the black four. That played today as no question. There backed by four one of the best fullbacks in the premier league. And you look at you. Look at white. And gabriel and the middle. They actually looked pretty. Shaw the today on previously so something to build. On ron brown's dale and goal cutler. Great saves you know the middle of the pot looks. Zoll is hungry. It's got piece. It's actually ability. You know smith throwing stock going defenders. It's frightening because liquor going to beat them every time they and then you've got obama young who can get some consistency in these game. Then they can actually win gins rights. How was supposed to again because defensively seriously sanchez. And the bike. I think you already says pasta as best. I think the middle of the park. They can't stop anybody getting back. Bike lane and settling come feed the forwards any bowl. So what does the midfield dude. They don't actually do anthem. Soul vice king not school nine gold swell one. He's not placenta followed and to. He's not become the guy who's trying to orchestrate things and not just not. He didn't make his name doing that. Show yes he had a spell we so much shia. Where lutely this guy could pick policies but you know when it expected as a completely different ballgame so still absolutely. There's a we owe those. I don't see a we. Oh yeah frank. Obviously what stood out from that spurs performance was just a complete lack of cohesion. The back just continuing giving our gifts. How difficult is that to address for them. Well i mean he's not only at the back. It's also for me especially in the middle of the park. And i would have been newest to santa would mean i would have made some changes after thirty minutes. I mean where was where we're at and and a little bit less but still cameras. Defensively in the middle of the they were nowhere and only ahlberg was a little bit working. But what you can do when you're on your own. I think the coach is responsible for not making changes. But it's true that at the back something has to be changed especially on the thing is the second goal. Yeah no second the third goal. I mean that's awful. And you see cain coming back coming down trying to tackle when he lost the ball so it means that he has a comedian i think. Overall the difference between arsenal and tottenham today in derby and the north london derby is one team the mindset ready for that when the other team where completely nowhere near it. That's the main difference. I knew that she's not the game of the century. But you know it's a derby you know you have to defense you have to be up for it and one team wasn't there and it was obverse and the other one was working hard. And he's also makes the difference but new newly sent to us to work with the the defensive aspect of the game for esteem but not only with the defenders but also always all the players and especially again of the puck. I dunno daily. I think you don't wanna play today. How concerned would you be. If you're a spurs fan of this performance cray would have been concerned after the last three performances. Maybe four so it's not. It's not a surprise. So i would be concerned that you know not only the coach but but but levian an hurricane. And they're going to. They're going to carry the enough. These results keep going and not because hurricane is not trying and there's a good player but all assaults and say well yeah upset the apple counting the somebody. These maybe didn't get. It doesn't really want to be here is not playing. Well he's doing nazis possession. So it's just going to be a nightmare fallen but the looking the best midtable say at the moment and steve is right. Burn some defenders in the summer at least one defender from italy so is gonna have to figure some. We know for a long period up until the end where the about four. You're lost players. Generally with three the bike for a long period worlds and they had limited success. It might have to come up with something with a personalities. There's going to get less tottenham team back in a decent shape because they had all over the parish and it's not just today that's the problem you don't just look at it as a one off and say by the office move on. It's been a bad couple of weeks at the office begged jane. Let's just remind how things stand. After that result austin live in the top ten spurs won their opening three matches. They are now officially very much in free full. Flexible hopping overall this weekend. Liverpool against brentford. The big game at stanford pre manchester city. Take all three points that go in the second half same pet gladiolas side take the victory creek. This i thought this is a real statement from city. Greg talked about in fray there and you know most of his went for you know for a chance to win myself included but you know if you remember you just can't you. I not going back over. What i said and fray. I'm not as confident as i was last year. You can put that magnificent nineteen winning games. I think it was of run together but you cannot write them off just because of the equality the half and i was shocked just how much they control best game and chelsea dead and look it went with the extra midfielder and their team over on the plate in and it didn't work and i know he went went went extra midfielder in the tottenham game but he at halftime when the game wasn't going their way and so i was a little surprised wet outweigh and you know the one that shows Taught him as a for mindset is still possession on mention. I talked stevie estimate the still only one mellon nessin scraping and scratching their goal. Because they don't have a natural striker but it but it was a much much better performance. My seti perspective and really was stevie considering the state of these two teams. Going into this clash. Everyone of course very impressed with chelsea. Say ma cities stuttering some especially in that game against the so anson is they found that extra gear well for the team short talented the phone that x. To desire right you show them in the end of the game. When the final whistle win. I mean you would have thought they'd been a trophy lane here that show important this game wars but the point as they dominated this game show march but in the end could have gone home withdraw rights because allow one problem. They didn't they did win as beat throws well. They did the last season of fall forward. Yeah but i don't see how they can do. The of the season with phil ford raheem sterling. I mean support this fallen heroes. Who never seems to be in a forward position and anytime you actually ends up schooling leaky dead albeit by a deflation so from title one and point of view you can't keep relying on this when you dominate team. So right he just come. Frank from chelsea perspective to cool was disappointed with how much respect his side gave city too much. He felt they were too timid going into this game. Why he's right. you know. That was a very disappointed performance. And it's hard to criticize the blues. Because so far. They've done well and and they can have a non game wants but it was a game against maybe the contender and they are wanted them to certain statement which never happened and i i mean. It was pretty by the by debate behavior of some players. I think The fact that they don't wanna fight like they used to fight against my cd last season specifically especially in the in the field of the champions league competing on games. I don't understand that the waited for the for the the globe to be considered to react is why didn't understand. I see you mentioned the dominated very well deserved to win but suddenly when you go you react and now you become dangerous. What happened before why didn't do that. Before that's again we talked about also and taught them a different mindset team. Ready to be courageous grew forward to try against the team too shy. Maybe or maybe two respectful. You are the champions league winner so you have to show your strength. Just he didn't and it's sad for the fans but he's not the door but let's say it's okay for him talk about to and we saw awesome and he had plenty of praise and his tenure at jokes in. Does it deservedly. So he's been praised for make an endgame changes his team selection and he's rotation and blah blah blah. But the third off mine say is his job to change. That is his job to get on the touchline and make sure they're getting up the pitch and other ten fifteen twenty hours to impress some tacos and it's also has jumped to pick say that. I'm afraid you know monday morning quarterback but he's he's he's got one rome he hasn't generally played that way with two front and he's telling jokes settling from the start against is done at this time and then so some sense on this occasion he he got he got it wrong but listen may not be a bad thing in the long run for chelsea because maybe chelsea players were starting to read the headlines and you know less than two all the pundits and shows talking about how or the no the favorites in the got lukaku. And everything's wonderful. And this systems. Greer and the coaches greer. And you have gone down there after this started this season but not great with real talk class striker and completely play them off the part so i opened their from for chelsea here and the coach. Meanwhile of course it was a good day over manage the city. Not only picking up all three points since he rivals losing at home against aston vinegar. Obviously one go in it. That goal coming late late drama as well surrounding the manages to city penalty. Bruno mentioned penalty is missing late on. Why do you wanna start with is crying. Well i mean it's another result. It's another business performance but not not brilliant and again at home. I mean just just been terrible caught by west ham at home just lost in the champions league at young boys band hardly hardly i juggle no of european football and so the manager has to be under some pressure to get results. And i don't really know where star one of the things. I'm intrigued by that. Spent money on jaden san shown and once again i don't know if he's got any sort of engineer. He wasn't the bench wasn't he didn't even play a part in the game. So i'm not quite sure what's going on there and also i think they've kept one clean sheet and some light sixteen games or something so hotly ideal franco. Vcu you warn the main paying penalty-takers when you're playing for chelsea. I'm just wondering how you what you made of the skull skulduggery martinez calls asking cristiano renaldo to take the penalty brunei. Fernandez very much in the middle of all this sorority. That was going on pretty much for thirty seconds before the penalty was taken did martinez in fernandez's head. I don't think so. I think he try to mossy. Play with ronaldo vernet. We spent on this. We can see a financial as being just thinking about the spin. Altea and not being You annoyed by anybody martinez. Just try to play with ronaldo. But after i mean i can't believe that god with so much technique. Can you the vote so high over the nets. I mean i wasn't that technique never happened to me. I mean the only guy that i doing that because he slipped just before was Poorly damage beckham because he slipped any laws. It's lost his is is move and it. Put the ball away but there you have nothing. How come you can do that story. But i kept on laughing when i saw that. It's impossible you know. Okay how can you could. Can you miss that. Martinez was right. Ronaldo should have taken the penalty. It could have been worse. You'll european cup. Final penalty wasn't even matt highs. No well wait a minute. Luca daisy cutter. Say what would you make of it. I couldn't understand why fernandez went away from his usual run-up swat surprise me more than anything. Because i don't remember ever cutler steps in boston the bowl he always does. The slow will skip it. The whole paula goldie goes down and he put the call. I don't understand why he didn't do that. Makes no sense to me. We're now they will take next penalty. I would assume so your main panel mris mris horribly. No if you don't have renaldo on you say then you may think about letting fernandez go again. But if i'm the coach i'm going well i've got rinaldo. These taking the next one program of course manchester united. The penalty sign is that. They've lost three of their last. Four matches and october is really rough for them. Obviously they've got very amid wait then avidsson against less and then atalanta in the champions league then liverpool way in spurs atalanta and manchester city. Craig you look at that list. And there's no way is there for social to breathe. No start to. The season has been pretty soft star in terms of including the champions league game away from home on the cariboo cup game at home in the league. Star has been against teams. You think yeah that's a that's going to get off the star draw it so often should've probably drop points liana aways tom. Although say the same with the. I thought we thought on the on the source. Skara fucking count. Rate from graphic entree yet. So yeah i mean it's going. It's going up for a let me repeat myself on the other clubs and tickles by and caught that of a great the guam debt. Here's a very good day for these. These are great managers right united kicking over less and get a quick santia united. Don't have a great manager of a player who was great for them managing the football club. It's completely different. Shore l. komo initiate cup. But i've seen nothing so far from united apart from the glamorgan in games against teams. That should be of nothing so far. That going to suggest that the only way you're going to hang on the coattails of the rest as for now keeps popping up every game and zuma the with gold's that's the only way that i can see them holding on to the other teams that they should be vying for best title with a not after signing veron sancho who wasn't used in rinaldo. Thanks a very good place to be last word. And what we saw in the premier league this weekend use tv. How concerned are you. That live considered concede three against brentford. Listen i've played in great teams. That lost three that places brands right and sometimes it just happens and i think i think mighty and van dyke were short by the physical presence. The ivan tony in particular. Give them and they couldn't handle the couldn't sort. Oh they couldn't figure out. But what what more water in for me. Is that the one that game seven three right and the way they went about the chance he seemed let lem professional to me. They seem to lack in killer and thanked when you thank you so much better than the opposition you can take things lately and not not. Concentrate properly on your chances. That's what lead me more than anything else you can have. You can have a defensive display where you lose goals and you can point. The finger happens as i said has been a great teams. That has happened too. But as far as the ultra professionalism that liverpool of hot over the last two or three seasons that that luke messing to me when they were going forward with the way they squandered the chance he's just remind extra time is available every single day of china's don's taking us through behind the scenes in his garage trying to pin somebody to take that away one someone s- on ebay well overrun us do own or rent your home sherry you do and i bet it can be hard work you know. It's easy bundling policies with geico. Geico makes it easy to bundle your homeowner's or renter's insurance along with your auto policy. It's a good thing too because you already have so much to do around your home. Go to geico dot com quote and see how much you could save. It's gyco easy visit. Geico dot com today. That's geico dot com comfortable days worth then for barscelona beating levante by three goals scenario and what that means obviously despite all the who and all the fast they are in fact only finally points of. I'm afraid at the top of the table and ronald kumons side do have a game in hand with more on this match. Let's welcome in gem slammed land craig. Burley is with our says well Craig considering the performance. We've seen from barcelona over the last couple of weeks. This was night and day. wasn't it. yeah they can afford it another performance against one of the teams in the league. But you've mentioned it. Levante were really poor and barcelona took them. Apart look struggled against granada they struggled against these the teams that should be beating a sociedad up there in second place way. They played think my day one is quite surprising but less than any positive. It's hit the moment. is something ronald koeman graboy fines. Not only fee gold as you mentioned the answer. Forty komo bockzo so yeah painted a slightly better picture in the short term and bearing mind as a champions league game coming up next week l. afford another shellacking and it was a much needed performance in three points. It's the little bit of positivity. We've had around boston enough for such a long time. Gemma and how imports it could be for an suv fatty to return all of them. Yes definitely it goes to an emotional afternoon here in barcelona for the funds. They were depressing for the game. Because it's been a terrible week. A charitable two games. We've seen off Fc celona n. e. eventually it'll be joy a little bit of hope. A lot of young players from lama messiah playing together today Seven they were the same in the team and wealth. Cohen was not on the bench. As you said it's rather his second man was there and it is of course the best news like a perfect perfect combat from these youngster. A he was out ten months for need surgery and came back. You know not being conservative playing with a lot of joy happiness. Being that same player we saw a ten months before and guus all very emotional. His family was understands. They were crying. He comes and how his doctor. It's been a really tough year for these young player and not only because of the game because after the game game he spoke this team. Barcelona with a huge lack of leadership took the award. He said a completely different message that we've been listening to the last week. He said that they will try slow. Now we need to win every game. We're going for legal attempt and so a very different speech for the what or even ronald koeman. We know steamy. How negative it's he can spread in addressing room. Can one moment like this switch things. In the you've got your young exciting star bank can then affect everyone in a positive way hundred percent and the think i think as much as good the funds some joy today and kumon goes from joy but the fact that the plan against the team the should be yeah and the create so many chances didn't take the mole but scored three answered. Fatty comes on goal then. The whole outlook of the team just changes the players change because along the you go struggle seeps into you and it's hard to get rid of so today hopefully will have wight a load of those cobwebs away. Given of a body freshness coming up in the champions league knicks game. Oh yeah craig mentioned always crank but we're hoping that you come back on the show after ten day stanton house for was going to bring some positive but i ain't walks either a miracle worker around. Jim tim asli is craig mentioned. You've got penn fica. And then you've got lead tacoma madrid to massive gains alone now isn't that case if frano kumon loses both for those he's out is supposedly yes like ford finals. The first scotties de was defeat. Charry an draw but defeat for material game today. He saved key himself some time. But it's massive because ahead of thin because after buyer munich. They need to win. In a study at lucia studium that brings them very charitable memories and then won the metropolitano. I think it's too much difficult game for them. Because they they are not able to play against teams that they will have like from some moments ten men behind. So it's going to be really really tough is so yes supposedly. He should be sacked but they are struggling with money and right now apparently they don't have the money to sack him to sign a new coach so that could be also some problems with a fair play financial in barcelona struggling so we will see if they find a way to solve it and to be able to bring the coach that they believed because the president is still not believing with this coach. Absolute mess fuel roberto martinez to leave that kind of khushi number belgium to walk into this. I think by the time to be honest at the moment and just wait and see how the land lies. Obviously you know if he's going to see all the way through to the world cup. Then that's what fourteen fifteen months away. Lots of things change in time. So i don't know what has perspective as in terms of going to qatar with belgium. But certainly i. It's not an ideal time to walk in as jawline. And i think that's why to stick with kumon short term. I the on the reason they are going to stick with her as because they probably can't get a real top coach to to commend. You know he he. He's a deadman walkin anyway. I just can't see him lasting. Apart from the financial reasons that gemma mentioned at least some positive today you get the feeling they get some bad results in a raw again the ball. They're gonna have to probably make a decision even with finances because the funds are not going to say so yeah. It's a difficult one laugh. Someone the names on not graphic. There's israel you know andrea appeal and yoakum love and people that that is just nice. She's never going to happen. Thank you very much guy. Some more reaction to happened eight league this weekend to go over to our youtube channel. Forgets subscribe from thirty for thirty podcasts. And the undefeated the life and legacy of south. La rapper nipsy hustle. I'm just intensely senior reporter for the undefeated in this four episodes series. I explored the shared experiences of life as a black man in america with nipsy brotherhood of nba players. Life is a marathon. You gotta keep going hustler motivate at that like the of being an elite athlete. I don't know what is this. Is the king of rancho. Listen now on amazon music or wherever you get your podcast. Another dramatic win for this weekend. This sign the beating sampdoria by three goals to to to of at tenny. Getting the key goals in that victory as gab. Multi joins us. Gather another three to in for you a yeah. At least they're on the left hand side of the table now but Dan there's good and bad to come out of this game a bad pilot deba- injured mode injured legally said after the game. I think we might see them after the international break which which is wonderful when you've got a trip to stanford bridge face chelsea mid week in the champions league coming up and again they can see goals twenty games twenty syriac games since they've conceded since they've kept a clean sheet. That's a longest streak since nineteen fifty five. That's very allegra defensively. They've got issues but positives They took the lead The midfield has played a lot better. But still i think they still need to learn how to take the lead and see out gains. That's been a problem. The season him well those expectations going into the game against chelsea mid week. Well it's funny. Because i legally said after the match he's like. Oh yeah so. I guess missed the game against chelsea. But but that's all right that's not gonna determine whether we go through the next round or not. It's going to be the home and away against against zenit in matchday three and four which you know it's probably true but it's also kind of like waving the white flag now But it is a serious implication. You soom cristiano ronaldo's late deciding that he did want to be around deciding so lay. I obviously created a problem for them all. They could determine to bring the a replacement all they can do is bring in Moist keen so you presume he's gonna lead the line. They may have to change formation to afford three three or alongside them. So whichever way you look at it. I think it's it's distinctly sub-optimal elsewhere. Napoli remain perfect. Six out of six weeks for napoli are incredible. Job i e they they pretty much you know thought it was. The gap was much bigger than to know win over guy. Eddie suggests senior with the penalty or semen on the scoresheet again victorious. Even right now is playing as well as any center forward in in europe. I mean i'm not going to suggest that he's as good as as sort of as the big five kings and batons imaz and live on donskis holland's but he's certainly and lukaku there you go. There's your five police certainly not playing on a level very very close to them and so much all those people who said like we talked about the decline of the traditional center forward and all the stuff. This kid is so smart so so quick so athletic so determined. He's just a joy to watch. Meanwhile gap finally take us through happening. The darby what didn't happen at the end. of course. it's a very very very angry. Joseph marino but i thought played well. They took the lead early with the link of each savage. If you haven't seen this you can fully appreciate His bravery he got wiped out the by the by the lots will keep keep patrizio. Affectively closed wind down for a few seconds and got back up. I thought they were very smart about. They went about to think. The tuna lead role. Thought they'd be open. The game went to two one three one three two at the end though that penalty three to for role kind of controversial afterwards joseph marino. Coming out very very angry he did what josie does. He gathered all the players around him on the pitch and lecture them for a long time Then he went in front of microphones and talked. About how the referee and the vr wasn't to the standard that he demands and talked about how effectively he felt role had played better and had deserved to win the game. I'm not sure i agree with that. Certainly there were incidents. But on balance i felt lots of good for all three points that means about full fain the table then after that as you mentioned in napoli perfect. Six wins out of six melanie. Wallet just dropped two points so far this season. He's sitting second defending champions inter in third for more. What happened this weekend. Be sure to check out the latest edition of the gavin gills podcast. Which has always jobs on monday. Hi this is meena times. Post the meantime show featuring lenny. Every week we discussed the latest news and trends in and around the nfl we're joined by analysts like former nfl cornerback. Dominique foxworth for insider and fantasy expert field. Yates one of his players. And espn radio's michael. Juniors also get wrong if you like x. knows analytics and probably much talk. Money is the give it a. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. This rex ryan and i'm bart scott. We'd both bennett. Espn for a bit now. The man it has been a long time since we've been together actually since you playing for me in the league. Yup every sunday night during the season coach. And i are coming together play. Espn's newest nfl podcast. Every sunday night. All season long. We'll take the first crack at breaking down the week in the nfl and who's accountable organized. Chaos or rex ryan and meet bart scott available wherever you get your podcast. Well that brings us the today. Show thank you very much to everyone who has been walser weekend. We had of course it continues this week. Where champions league takes priority show. The states you know has extra time is next. Welcome into the latest addition. Extra time peggy between stevie how you saving. Well bob was sunk. You don't hand. can you know i'm good. I'm good cap. Markazi is with us here as well. Let's get straight to it. Stevie how do you. Rate nuno's spirit of santo off of a good little stimulation. I actually thought. The he made the tottenham rights because linked to the. But we'll play it. yes they had. The last six months of these ten male they struggled. then they lost the goal scorer Huge when you congress and get somebody else. So i might be okay. Unfortunately the way the season stopped. It's not looking grid. Don't it's one thing to lose. But it's another thing to lose and look a complete shambles and that's pretty much. What the -olutely right now. Gab is sticking with youth the key to arsenal's current upward trend or is ought to change something else. You're what was the key a year ago. And then what do they do. They extended album. Miandi didn't sell kazaa. they signed williams and But i got. I guess better late than never there around to it. I think it's definitely you need to have the right type of younger player But you know when you look at the guys be. They brought in from yasu. Two white guys promoted internally. I think it's exciting. And i think this was really big for them. Because it's one thing to go in and beat burnley and norge one nil. After the start they had quite another to go and do it. Dargie gills love mold gap pass awesome. See co- come. I you really need me to answer that. Come on now. How often have you seen him wear like the thing with like the old school governors logo with a stupid gun. I resented your mind on the show. Stuff that's related to paris. The city of the eiffel tower true. Come on man. That's very true. Stevie brentford while highly affected shipping over trent and flooding the bulk so the second boom livable solutions. That's obvious vulnerability while the the two bucks off to do better. My feet von. I think he was caught off guard. I don't think he was expecting such a physical right Ivan ivan tony and ball more were just at the whole game and the fight that livable play it with with a full bikes pushing on those holes have always been there right but the but the never against two forwards so basically it was to to generally generally teams will have three up from basically one because they'll to fill the couldn't cope with the. I think he caught them by surprise. Speaking of defense cowboy exactly is wrong with the events as his back lines conceding goals despite after they brought back a leghari. So i don't know if you remember this but before the euros i was concerned about the insistence on facebook. Bluejean kill the union turkey even yes and it turned out Turned out working very very well but the fact is over a whole season. I think it can be a little bit of a different story and obviously vote. You deleted place today. They still conceded delivered taken. I think a lot of criticism but for example today. I thought the defensive issues. Several of them were on. But not certainly you get beaten by by my ashida in the end. And let me repeat that my yoshida. Jonah ronaldo not lukaku my yoshida So i think all the problems had in midfield kind of masked over the fact that ed defensively I don't know if you really have a super solid basis because you can't expect mnuchin. Lean to play every single gains at a high level. When you mix the length and you you redoing redoing your partnership so. I think that's a big part of it. But more broadly i didn't like the way event. Is you know they take delete. And then they say all right guys shut up shop at the back. Defensively can lead and maybe we'll get something on the brakes that worked in the past. That was the old school you've entered when they had different players when football was played a little bit differently. In this case you're inviting the opposition forward and even a team like the doria which is a purely defending counter side. When you're giving them the ball camp out in your half things can go wrong. Finding question gab. Up to six games. How would you evaluate. Marina is job at roma so far off. I'm pretty positive about the job he's done. Look you know. Obviously he's extremely grumpy right now. If he's he's losing blame the referee and found all sorts of reasons. Why you didn't get the three points. But i think the reality is. They did spend some money in the summer. He got the players he wanted. He got the fans galvanize. It's been a good start to the season. A good start in europe. They're in the top four. These things are going to take time. What nobody wants to see is that i know there's cynical fans at spurs and united saying. Oh well we've seen this before. We all have to start. And then you know the screws come loose. That can't happen. This time marino cannot allow that to happen. And i don't think so far. He's been on his best behavior. Think he's learned from his mistakes. I go in vowed that everything's gonna go fine. But i think he's definitely on the right track. Thus far with the caveat that we kind of said the same took over at spurs and and that old trafford. That's it we're done. Thank you very much zohreh appeal tweets we heading home now. Come back from europe. Guess possibly go wrong. Join us tomorrow around to the champions league. Hi this is mean. Kinds host of the meantime show featuring lenny every week. We discussed the latest news and trends in around the nfl. we're joined by analysts like former. Nfl quarterback dominique foxworth fat forward with insider and fantasy expert field. 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This Is Us Chris Sullivan: Pre Grieving & Gratitude

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This Is Us Chris Sullivan: Pre Grieving & Gratitude

"You're listening to inside of you with michael rosenbaum If you're watching. And i tend to look shittier than normal if you're listening. I sound shittier. The normal it's because i got coverted. That's right folks i I was vaccinated. And i still got kobe but let me. Let me tell you about the discrepancy. There's this notion that wait a minute. You get vaccinated. You shouldn't get that's not. That's not how it goes. It's it's it cuts down the severity. So if you get vaccinated and you get sick. You co vid. You won't have to go to the hospital. You won't have worse problems as you would if he weren't vaccinated so i'm saying is that it was shit. Dude it was it was a tough week. and Yeah i got it somehow. I got it and I'm doing better. So thank you for all the messages It is no fun. All i can tell you is please. Please get vaccinated. I don't i don't care what your theories are. i don't care what you believe. I got covert. And i'm telling you get vaccinated. That's all. I'm going to talk to you about that. You could do what you want all right but it is fucking brutal. Great guest today mister. Chris avin very excited about cristovao. Misses us gardens of galaxy. United a show A year ago. A podcast together and It's it's so great. Having him back. And i think you're going to really enjoy yet a baby so much fun to talk about. So let's do that and Hey i couldn't do the stage at this last weekend. Because i was sick. But this coming. Saturday robin i will be doing a stage. It we will be doing our state it just to stage at dot com are banned son. Spin will be playing two shows two pm six. Pm pacific standard. Time very excited about that. Sorry we had to cancel for a week. But i had I just felt like shit. So stick around lot lots to talk about after the show. But why don't we just jump into. Let's get inside of chris sullivan. It's my listening to you. Inside of you with michael rose by Inside of you with michael rosenbaum was not recorded. In front of a live studio audience again. A little teary eyed. When you walked in just forgot how much i liked you. Yeah seriously because we're pretty comfortable isolating. Yes and a lot of times for me. I'm like it's just as easy for me to back. You know an artist stay home. I'm just gonna stay home. I know and at least you but you have a wife and a kid so you have reason to do so reason but also excuse. Oh do so you know what i mean. Excuse no but it can't the summit somebody said you know when you have a kid You eat you tend to miss out on some things that you wanna do but you also have an excuse to not do all those things you don't wanna do can't do it. Man the kid. I have to stay home Immediately understand that and you compound that with the last year's global pandemic did you hear about this aisle. I heard about that And rachel and i would never have to leave home ever again which has been really. You know the it's been nice and it's also it's good to get a call from you and say hey come visit and then to be like absolutely. That's exactly what i wanna do. So you need that so well. The first the i i wanna say is we have a segment called know mental health check and called. How you doing. Perfect perfectly jingle. Common here comes And it's just kind of like how how are. How are you feeling at this moment. How you feeling in the last week. I mean 'cause i know we go through anxiety and we deal with a lot of stuff. You've got a lot of things comply. Yeah aisling up here. Yeah i feel great really. Yeah i'm so. Glad to hear that. Because i thought you know that because there's so much i wanna talk to you about that on the way over here. I had one question for you. Is you know it's been a year since we've seen each other. It has been almost exactly one year. It's just too much and i feel bad about that. I feel terrible about that. What are we going to do. Well i guess you. This is the thing that we were. We were the world. Put us in that position. And that's and that's the way it is. But mike the one thing i want to know from us what you've learned in the last year. What have what have you learned in the last year. We don't have to get into a right now. I'm just saying like this is what i was wondering as i was driving. I bet i bet. Michael has learned some incredible things in this last year. I have i mean. Look when you're forced to be by yourself and you know with the exception of you know another person that i would hang out with who we an album together which kept me going some kind of like incentive to get out of bed some kind of but you need more than that so i made an album and That was really exciting. Kept me busy but like not being able to help people not being able to see people for the most part You know in everybody dealt with this and a lot of people death and sickness. And all this and i dealt with some death. I mean you know my grandfather died right before the pandemic and my sister passed away last fall in the my dog just died so i've had some things godman but i didn't know what you know. What's weird is i. don't really share it too much. I mean. I share on the podcasts. A little bit. But surprisingly i'm sort of i was scared. How i dealt with it. Because i dealt with it pretty well and I don't know if it's medication. I don't know what it is. But like i don't know if it's you know. My sister was sick for a long time. So i think i was morning her throughout the years. My grandfather had alzheimer's freer so morning. Him over the years sure dog was sick for a long time. It wasn't a sudden death. And i think that i dealt with it good but i still sometimes really wanna cry and i feel like i don't cry enough. I really wanna get it out and I did this breathing. Exercises woman came over the other day and it was breath work and i hadn't done it as these things where it's like. Oh yeah and i'm like. Oh my gosh listening. We're gonna do this for eighteen minutes straight. I go your fuck off. I cannot do this rating and my hands nominee because this is all normal and then all of a sudden i start getting emotional and it was really weird and i think it helped me so i said i wanna see you again. It was a friend's wife. And yeah. yeah yeah she came over. But it's those things that i think i need to do. That would sort of connect myself to the things to loss to the things that have dealt with. And i think because if you just bottle it up i feel like you need some release. Grief is a very interesting topic in our in american culture. we don't Value it the same way other cultures. Do we don't Put an importance on grieving the way a lot of Other cultures do and it leaves a lot of us feeling like what. You're talk feeling that that that that feeling of i've skipped a step here. Ill what's going on. I've missed something. There's an important part of this process. That i haven't i haven't gone that's it and and it'll come. Have you dealt with a lot of death. I haven't you. Haven't you have your mother and father and my one grand grandparent. Until i was one grandparent left when i was born. They all passed before i was born. And wow and so. I've only dealt with the passing of one grandparent. I've dealt with a lot of death in the last year. You know as far as people passing from cova but nothing immediate in my wife. Does that scare you because it scares me when you know home guy. If i can't imagine losing my you know. And i'm not incredibly close. I love my parents. But like i would go. I would go nuts. If i lost any sibling or any family member. And that's like. I'm getting to the age where it's like it starts to happen. You hear people die in their fifties six years in a lot of my contemporary of practice in my meditation or my prayer. I actually do imagine that. I spend time imagining what it will be like. Or what it would be laws. Grieving pre grieving but also front loading my gratitude in front loading my My approach to the relationship with these people. You know if i've spent enough time wondering what my life would be like without my mother. My father my wife. My son which i have her. Yes spent very little time delving into that. But you know we recently learned of somebody who had lost their son and to to to imagine that and to to grieve in a way Improves my life. so much. because. I because i when i see this person my heart is just when i see you. You know to go a year without seeing you and then to see you know the gratitude rushes back in. I opened the front door. And i hear you upstairs playing guitar and singing and i'm like i didn't even know you're here. Well i the door was unlocked. I you're always welcome to walk him. But i didn't mind guitar and i was just feeling in my heart. Just my heart leapt for you. My friends we will get together before we did. Our podcast together and we play music. We'd play a song play song and it's a beautiful thing so that's how i'm doing. I'm doing all right. it's been it's been a template of year it's been It has been a good year because rachel we started the pandemic on vacation. We were literally application. Had to come home. Rachel was six months pregnant. We spent the last three months of pregnancy and quarantine. We spent the first six months of of three or four months of bears. Life and quarantine that i went back to work on. This is us and and we managed to navigate an entire season of television with with nobody getting sick in our cast. Store was. I mean statistically incredible And so it's been it's been a real like we re rachel and i've really had to turn towards each other because every time we turn around there we are like okay. So what are we gonna do with this time. And how are we going to. How are we going to push through. Maybe some of the sticking points you know the of our of our relationship and it's been it's been really really fucking hard. Yeah and and really beneficial. I'm shocked it. It's not that. I was hoping come in here and you'd say come off but i thought you know i know chris and you know he gets anxiety he deals with. He has this. He has an anxiousness that i have and he deals with certain demons and Then i will add into the equation. A new baby boy and add equation. The show. this is us just was cancelled not cancelled. It's always been that's been saying. Cancel but it just has. It's just a season six's always so next year. This the right. The next season will be the last season and that is where dan fogelman has always wanted to end. So you always knew. This show is going end after six seasons. Yeah yeah i mean. I don't know if i believe you know we've all he says that but as a creator you can only go so far because the studio my jump in and say no. We want another season. Oh so you probably were thinking. We're gonna get another we want we. Maybe we were hoping maybe we were hoping right. Or maybe i thought it was the greatest negotiating tactic of all time on dance. Part for you know at season three being like no no. I wanted to suggest jet. I might try No no because he's told us the ending of the show. We know the you know the end. We know how ending do people die. I mean everyone dies. Michael does it. Ambiguous answer well. I mean but that's the kind of the point of of the show is it goes back and forth in time to show you a time before people are born and a time after people are dead and the fact that the world continues and these relationships continue And i know this. We've already shot scenes from the final episode. Did you cry. I wasn't part of them. But we the production has has captured scenes for the final episode. Did people cry people. Cry people people cry. People always cry. It's cry you. You're not done filming. No we have a whole. We have a whole nother season. Another season. shoot yet to shoot. Oh fuck then. that's not. that's not cancelation. that's a whole season ago here. That's what i mean. Bethany land how many episodes eighteen more to go eighteen more to go. Do you already start thinking about your next job. You know what i do. Yes i there are things. I'm i'm trying to put into the lineup for a year and a half from now But as you know that that is always a guessing game But i do know this. I've never been sentimental for the ending of things. Because i it doesn't it doesn't ever feel like an ending doesn't like the ending of our podcast. Okay this only means that that that things were about to evolve right to something bigger and we'll work together in some were. This podcast room is now a full blown production studio and your podcast went to the next level. And obviously i had a child and and I've been that way since high school. you know. The theater production ends and all the kids gather round the cry. And they're so. Don't get like that. I don't i don't i don't know why i it's not it's not i i don't like i always want things to end. My thing is. I want things to end. Which is not a good thing right. Good things happen to me. And i'm like pau was it's the whole actor thing. I just want a job. I wanna job. I have a job window. Have off one off the shogun and okay. We've done it. And i always feel like i think it was with my add. It's like it's like after. I do a pilot episode. Oh my god that was great. I'm good or i know you have a whole season left right really. There's a creative side of of of what we do. Obviously and then there's a business side right and you and i are It's hard for a lot of people are like. I am product right. I am what i am selling to to a tv. Show to a movie to whatever. I i say to a production. Here's the value. I bring to to your product right then. That creative work is something that happens kind of in another section of my brain but for this wonderful thing like this is us to happen to the cast into the creators into myself in order for it to mean anything it has to end like in order for it to for in order for me to take this wonderful occurrence in my life out into the world and parlay it into more creative collaboration and more Creative challenge it has to end. That's a very positive ryan. Put the microphone. Your mouth for god's sakes down one of those good. What do you think about that. I think it's great. I mean cheese. I'm really thought about it like that. Do you think like like you. Everything has to end. Do you have a healthy attitude like that or you have the appropriate. I don't want this to end all be devastated. If it ends. I need this to continue Having a sense of finality is definitely preferred for me. Because then. Because i like having things done so then i can move onto the next thing so that it is not just sort of hanging there and then you sort of know. Okay that thing is done and now it's an ex Applies to work for me. yeah just like just like i need just even day to day activities like i just need to be done so then i can do the next thing and then the next and i can't do the next thing until at first because it is the reality of everything ends right so understanding that is is only beneficial for me. You know. I think the most important thing is and i struggle with this is just enjoying time you have before and is the beginning and then there's enjoyment and then there's the end and then it's it's sort of like god i shitting on the you know my my old therapist who i fired any fire therapist. Yeah okay i remember stood up like he was standing up like he was taking a piss and he goes the one foot in the past. Your right. foot's here in the present and you're pissing on the future. No yet one foot in the past one fit in the future and you're pissing on the present And he had his. You know showing a lot any of these pants down van. That would have been appropriate. I'd say you're although for him. It might have been appropriate because that was kinda got kind of guy who i'm sitting there and he's eating subway sandwich and he's just devouring and he's do you mind if i eat i. It's my our paying a lot of money. He's like. I didn't say that. Yeah sure. easily Over zoom or is l. This was years ago. Let him go after that. You felt like you know this is where too comfortable. he's too i'm uncomfortable. This is not comfortable. You're sitting with the bathroom door open now. Yeah but do you enjoy the moment. Are you going on said every day and enjoying the days i have gotten better at it and had gotten much better at it since bare arrived. Bear your son. Bear sun bear solvent. What's his middle maxwell. Bear maxwell. I was kind of lobbying for maximus but ms to bear bear sullivan. Yeah i think of like this comes to mind and starting linebacker number thirty to bear maxwell hundred six five six five senior from absolutely is he big for his age. He's ten months old and he's wearing eighteen month clothing. So he's he's. He's very large for his age. But the the sinc- since he has arrived all the paradigms have shifted in out. Ns in an instant and it's been very difficult to To realign and to ground myself in the new reality that is everything and that includes my work. And i haven't figured out how to express his yet. I keep talking to people about hoping that each time i talk about it will Coalesce in my brain as a as a co coherent idea. But but i i just don't care about anything else anymore really it's bad and then there's a big something in between and then everything else. There is my relationship with rachel. There is my love for bear. Really doesn't exceed rachel No i don't. I don't that's a tough one. There is a tough one. But i also i think it's important for bear as he grows up to see that to see that my love for rachel is the reason for his existence. You know is. Is this the foundation of everything. But but what i mean is an and when i say i don't care it sounds negative. It's just the importance of these other. Things in my life have fallen away and the the anxiety around showing up for a big scene is gone and what has happened is i can just show up for the big scene really. It's been insane. Michael the that we used to talk about is just not there because bear is the most important thing to you this creature. This thing that you created with rachel and all of a sudden you're telling me this little child brings you so much joy in importance that everything else seems not trivial but just less important thing. I don't know how to explain. It's not that things become trivial. It's not that they're unimportant. It's not that i don't care. 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He's like if families the most important thing in the world. Once you have a family. Mike everything else. Just it doesn't matter your family's the most important thing in my grandma. You would be such a and i think wow and so i've been i went where i i was in those stages where i wanted kit and then i'll stages right you know what the fuck i came to take him myself on the and then i thought you know maybe having a kid would really just. There's that that kid becomes a center of attention. That's your main focus. And maybe that's sort of what you need not to have a kid as a as a test to see. That didn't work. Sorry buddy house go get yourself a beer You know it's not like that. But you know i'm starting to think if i do meet the right person if i had the right thing you know maybe if that works out because you and rachel had a strong bond and you've been through thick infinity you went through. You know you went through ups and downs. That's a relationship and then you get it together and then you have this child and that's that's a great thing and that doesn't always happen usually. It's a lot of times it's an accident or i'm getting older. I need to have a baby and is with the wrong person right. So i don't know i now. It occurs to me that may be. Maybe it could be a good thing for me actually. It's it's it's let's put it this way it. It is a a surefire way. Well that's not even true. It was a surefire way for me to enter the second half of life. You know the first half of life. I spent building up this persona and this ego and this container and now i've entered a section of my life where i figure out what goes in that container what i want to fill it with. What the purposes For for myself what. What type of impact to do. I wanna have on the on the world around me And what type of Values do i want to instill and pass along to this new person who is going to have his own his own path and rezoned struggles in his own pain and his own anxieties And can i can i Die into myself enough can kill my ego enough to get out of the way and and help be an emotional coach or emotional support a mentor pure for this new being now. Look yeah. you're making it sound like look. Obviously this is fantastic. But it'd be kidding yourself not to say it's can't be easy so far it's pretty easy because really well he. He doesn't communicate yet. So the hardest thing i wish i knew juwan. What's the matter. why are you cry when he cries. It's very very brief. Okay you're you're you're one of those who have hit and angel and they have a second damian from the woman of course and he. Let's put it this way. He can't speak yet but he can. He does communicate very well. He he he fusses when he needs something and usually he only needs one of three things. You know food sleep or or or a new set of clothes And that's easy. That that part's easy. So what has been difficult is. Bare requires my constant attention when he's not sleeping even when he's sleeping which means that. Whatever i'm doing you know worrying about the future regretting the past running around busying myself. I'm constantly being brought back to the present moment that ceases. That's that's done that cease it like it like fires you know. Acdc alternate current like okay. Okay here okay can focus on now. I'm immediately brought back to the moment. Is that frustrating. No it well. It wasn't i because i would get. I would get frustrated with myself. I will get impatient. And then i just realized this moment this is a this is all there is is this moment and so bear is just here. Reminding me of that come back. Come back come back. Come back to this moment. Come back to now. Okay yeah take care of that and come back Yeah you can worry for a second. You're you're you're my mind can wander for a minute but there's this child you know and at first it was frustrating and then i just realized where else where else where else could i go. Where else do. I want to be than right here right. You know. that's been a big part of the paradigm shift. Is you know when when you call and you say hey come over to the house. Hang out with stool podcast. I have to think to myself. Is that two hours. That i wanna spend away from bear like the answer was yes. Dancer was the answer is. Is this going to feed feed me in a way that makes it valuable enough to be away from bear. Sure you know. And it's healthy to say you still have to do things you go to work you do this. They're still if you thought for a second. I'm not spending enough time with child. You wouldn't be here. That's right and the the lesson. The lesson that we've i've i learned over the the the pain by you but during the pandemic. I was busier than i'd ever been right at home. You know because everybody knew you're at home right. You're not going anywhere. I know you don't have anything to do. So would you mind hosting this virtual gala for my charity. Like you know what i mean. And of course i want to engage the world. I wanna be helpful. I wanted to be of service. But i was saying yes to everything really. Yeah and and i realized jura good guy. Yes most i mean more a good guy you you you try to be but what i did realize is that i. Sometimes i was doing things that were outside of my Sorry jason sorry jason for his. Yeah does elbowed jason in the face. Yes Get rid of this ship away. If i had a child these days i keep the seat. Not we've talked about the. They're valuable lessons and horror movies. Yeah the i was committing to things that i didn't have the energy for and so by the time i was i was doing them. I was already resenting them and that's not that's not the way i should move through this world. Where and if. I have committed something i need to get my head on straight and take care of my own resentments and then move through it. You know present in the moment bringing all of the energy that i have know. Come over to come over here and what lay around on the couch. You know i'm not What's his name. Your last guest. Who was just laying. joel mchale. Well if few. I don't know if he'd be like last-gasp joe mattel did lie around get out he's a big guy and i asked chris. I said chris you know. Feel free to lie there. And then you know of course ryan would have to sit on a stool near and his five but noted for is the corner. Nobody puts ryan in the stool. Yeah my ass appreciative of invite me over and and i wanna show up and be here right. And isn't that isn't that you're talking about with with bear. Isn't it an analogy for life. Imagine just every situation is bare. And like if i am i organize a softball thing on sunday. Go for two hours and play softball and give softball in your friends. Attention to hours right and then go off and do something else but everything you do should have that sort of attention your work your love life your the dishes that in the moment that is the key to what we have been talking about from our last podcast that we did to this podcast to to somehow just being in the moment and that is very hard for me. I'm almost ahead of myself. And i'm working on that and then what i'm saying is the only thing i've ever come across that that that brings me back into the moment without fail. Every time is bare. See and that didn't happen before you have that thing to bring you back. I had to work really hard at work really hard. Do work as hard you think. Do you think everybody on that show. Obviously you're gonna say yes. Everybody works hard. Every has different work ethics. When you're doing this as us do you see that some people are just so like there's some people that are the method that you just don't want to be around them because they're just sue hyperfocused. They need to stay in the moment the whole day. They're just in. There are the people who are just like any way. Oh my gosh chrissy. Your voices do people on the set like that. Everybody's different. I mean it depends on the day you know i have a. I have a good deal of respect for for what's going on that day. There are certain days that are much heavier than others. And i can be the same way if i know at the end of this day. I'm gonna have to have a panic attack. Nervous breakdown on camera. I'm not going to be goofing. Around all day the way i normally would right to have some preserve that energy preserved the energy kind of focus the mind It doesn't mean that. I need to be and i learned this because it doesn't mean i can be rude to other people. It doesn't mean. I can be snippy with other people and i've let those things bleed over in the past where i'm so focused on my work and somebody comes up and i get i get short. I get right and that's inappropriate. Everyone are on. Our show is very good about being present for the work that they have to do and and letting it go when it's done and being respectful to each other now. There are certain people who everyone works like you said. Everyone works very hard. Some people make it look a lot easier. Justin hartley is the most effortless actor. Many thuc effortless fuck. He's the most effortless actor i've seen and i'm sure that the wheels are turning and i know he puts the work in and i know he has his you know routines or whatever it is when shows up it is. It is the most effortless thing i've ever seen. You know who. I think is probably the most intense. And he's such a great actor and this is this is. It's a good thing. But i picture sterling. Oh yeah being very like. Hey i love you all but don't fuck with me. He doesn't even have to say that he he just. He is focused and he is a technician when it comes to emotion like we've talked about he can he can if the the cameras on the left. I'll make sure the tier comes out the left. I you know like really he walked do that. I don't know if he can do that. Certainly appears that way. It's like just it's crazy to me wild and he shows up and he he brings the energy to to the set he is. He is amped up. He is ready to go and the best thing about our sad is that nobody has to say stuff like that. Everybody gets it. Who has it the toughest who do you think handy mandy mandy has at the tough man. Yeah because mandy has played everything from her as herself from sixteen years old to ninety and so she spends every generation of the tv show so she is onset more than anyone and she's emotional lot she. Yeah she's in every time line. She has to play most often a sixty five sixty seven year old woman. She does an incredible job. She is the most overlooked person on our show because she is so ever present. I think i think her. Lack of nominations for awards and things boggles my mind because the work he's doing is better than anything else on on network television right now. It's it's it's insane. And and her level of emotionality issue upset by that. Even she gets upset by that thinks she would. We look we all would like the recognition emotionally spiritually. Whatever it is some time well but also like we're talking about you know that that type of recognition ups are value for the business side of this of this job so nominations in a war is said you were nominated for an emmy. I was dank. Dank glen haege son of a b. But those those things add to your value in this industry so in order not to do six years mandy to do six seasons of some of the best acting i've seen on. Tv you know she wants to. She wants to roll over and other things and she'll be fine. Incredible actor an incredible singer but She definitely has it. The hardest on our show who cries the most chrissy chrissy cries emoji. She's a good cryer. she's very good cryer. She well she. She has the thing that makes her. Such a brilliant actor is that she has access her emotions are on call like they are right below the surface so if she needs them. They're they're ready. And i can't say that for myself like i have like i said i work in to to an emotional scene where you have to cry you do you constantly think or dwell on fuck. I've bet crab got crime. Gotta gimme glacier. I've only emmy glycerin spray. Bliss reminds. I've done glycerin and shit. I've done it all the the i've only had to do at once on this is us all right It happened spontaneously a second time and then the rest of the time. I've kind of made the choice not to for that not to be a path for me chrissy. Chrissy has that path That emotion that emotional level sterling has that emotional level. We can't all be we can't be crying are but you know what i mean like like so i've avoided it probably mostly from my own comfort level and ease. It's gotta be when you see a scene. Where like i gotta get emotional cry kind of like fuck. Yeah i mean it's work know like an extra what's going to be a long day it's gonna be a long. It's not fun. And how long do you shoot like a scene before you get usually do. They really just milk it. I mean it's tv. It's network tv. We're moving you know you you've done but you're doing three or four hours of seen it least de for hours of sand. Yeah so you're going to do a close up amid shot. A wide shot their coverage. That's the other thing. Yeah if you have to be emotional. Can you do it fifteen times and by the way. Do you prefer doing the motion. Seen the camera having anew at first to see you don't lose that It's been yeah. Yeah prob- that's better because at the end you're getting everything the and then you turn around and you get nothing left. Yeah has it ever happened to you. Yes early on. When i didn't quite realize the structure of television i realized. Oh well. I gave everything i had you know while the camera was pointed it gave everything they knew. What a great performance. That's the camera's not on you. Yeah and they turn around. I'm like i don't know guys. I don't even know the lines anymore. What i'm doing. And i'm like what happened to him. I don't know that's happened before. I used to be the guy that they go. We've got thirty minutes left. You know we'll just go turn around rosenbaum for the last ten minutes or close up. And he's got all the dialogue. He'll do it. He'll he'll be a professional and i get so upset on mike. I'm stressing my ass out because you're gonna turn around me at the end of the night when we're all going home at like eleven at night or one in the morning. Yeah and they would turn around a man tom. It'd be like hey you need me and like yes here inside to you is brought to you by untuckit. 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Iou fourteen use the code. Iou fourteen for up to fourteen. Free meals plus free shipping. It doesn't get better than that l. o. Fresh try them you'll love. Do you want to do something. Funnier lighter. Do you wanna do something like the nick something. What what is it you would like to do if you had the choice to do after the show i'd love to get into some some straight comedy. Yeah it's been a long time. I had a show. I'm working on. Oh how about that. Yeah just for you. You're going to play. The man droid care. i'm in. i don't care what the rest of it is. That sounds great. That sounds just wonderful. I know you're doing tons of music. Are you still working with taylor. Goldsmith from dawes. Yeah i mean we released that record half with you the pandemic you know you. You are in the same boat. Congratulations on birthing. That spouse though. The album's awesome and thank you and thank him by the way he's a big dos fan over a cool. Oh yeah yeah yes. They're incredible. Because i said you know he's working with tyler. He goes taylor goldsmith from dawes. You knew. I love the way he writes. Really love like the because it almost feels like punch lines away but like they're just like really like he like he really sets it up and then like the final rhyme is like whole jesus did yeah he. He is one of the great living americans singer songwriters. And when i first met him Through mandy right. They were just dating and it was early on in the season. One or two of this is us and he said. I got this band called ause and i don't know how this band escaped me up until four years now but i went home and i and i bought all their album every single album and listen to them in chronological order and would text him as i was listening to songs when something would come to me and i have a question. Okay track for your second album and as it was that writing style that you're talking about ryan that that a bell went off for me and i was like this guy listens to a lot of john prime and just knew it. I texted him. I said listen to a lot of jump ryan. Don't you said yeah. How'd you know. I said because this lyric and it was one of these punch. Line will really intelligent witty. It's a little bit of everything that one song where it's like three different stories right and i think the best lines ever written was a things happen. That's all they ever do right. That blew my fucking mind things happen. That's all they ever do. So simple as an. It's it's an. It's so witty. And it's so heartfelt trying that has not trying that hard thing and and so one day i was writing a song and the opening verse sounded just like john prien song and i texted it to him. I played it and saying it. And i texted it to him and i said you are right john bryan song and he texted back the first half of the first chorus and then i texted back the second verse and then he did the second half of the second verse and over two days. We had written this song over text message. That was one hundred. You put it together probably and send it back to him and like this. Let's do this and we have such a good time. We wrote you know five or six more. And then. I had a couple that i had already written with other friends. And we put an album together and we were playing shows around los angeles you know year and a ago when when the world shutdown and And so we we were going to. In the in the hiatus between seasons. I was planning a tour. We were gonna go play shows and none of that happened so so we finally just released the record and let people have a listen and it Know we're really happy with it. I i wanted to play a song just a little bit just to the audience here. I think we played anyway right. We can play a little bit can't we. Why don't you play job. The spouse so yeah. Why don't i. That's a better idea. We're gonna come from so tehran. Yeah please interview him. And taylor taylor and i were trying the the song That i was just talking about is called deaf ears. If if you're looking for songs to to insert Taylor and i had been trying to decided he'd been kind of consulting. Obviously i didn't have a band really a didn't really feel like releasing the record under my own name Because i felt like. I felt like the music deserved a character like it. Deserves a context outside of chris. Sullivan the actor. I wanted people to come to it without that without that context and so and so we had decided that maybe a moniker would be appropriate. And i was sitting in an easter sunday catholic mass. I am not catholic. My sister-in-law is. I love going to her church. She has this incredible irish priest in father doni and they started listing saints and it went on for a long time listing all the saints and it was all the ones you know saying ignatius oilla pray for us all of these all of these popular saints and then they started getting into these more rare sounding saints and one of them was joseph. The spouse and i didn't want didn't realize that joseph of the jesus. Mary and joseph had been canonized as a saint too. I didn't realize that he was identified for just being a spouse and i thought that's an incredible connotation for that character in literates the cool. It's a cool tie. It just flows. It's just a character of literature. Who is recognized for being a witness to a miracle and something about it struck me and i don't know about you michael but when when i'm writing a song i don't feel i feel like the song is coming through me. It's not coming from me. And i feel like i am witnessing a miracle especially when i get together with other musicians and everyone starts collaborating this song. A plan comes together out of nowhere just becomes something. You couldn't imagine his something out of nothing. Yeah it is sound of silence. And so joseph spouse was this. Was this character. Who was this witness to a miracle. And that's how. I feel about writing these songs and and i always feel like when i write stuff it you know. I start mumbling things. An eighty percent of the words come from mumbles idea. So it's almost subconscious and so yeah. The song first song taylor and i wrote is called deaf ears. Collect is way as fan. Malvo busying ran out of the fifty. Must they wanna cannot that on the away. Yeah i mean come on. It's honestly beautiful. Listen to go. That's just a gorgeous song. thanks. I appreciate us. If the spouse what's title the album the album is called six feet from under six feet from under. You gotta listen to it. Please go to spotify. go to itunes. Go to wherever you get your music you're gonna find it This is Shit talking with chris sullivan right now. This is these are Rapid fire from my patrons go to patriot dot com slash inside of you. If you wanna join a message after nico p. are there any philanthropic organizations that are near and dear to you that you can share with us. Yeah i work pretty closely with a A mental health organization called to write love on her arms That helps connect people with mental health. Services counseling Crisis hotlines people are struggling with depression. Suicide any of those things. I've done a lot of work with an where can they go. t. w. l. o. H. a. dot com. I like it. Emily asked what did it feel like to go. Back to the set of to film this us The app probably issue really means after after being in quarantine for so long. I mean it was. It was stressful. We were we were put in these giant plexiglas boxes. There were all of these. We had a lot of testing. We tested three times a week. Monday is up then probably on some little bit a little bit. But i also knew that we had all of the safety precautions in place. There were masks and shields and you know the only people without masks the actors and that was only happening between action and cut of the that would give me anxiety. Always having to wear a mask i really. I always do but now backs. But i it's just being on set the where it's like. This is my work in wearing a mask the whole day young having going with your trailer. Yeah a lot but we as a cast were all on the same page so that gave us all a good deal of confidence as far as you know staying quarantined staying healthy right staying because it could've been a disaster. Be the asshole that ruins it for reservedly. Dana dana asked if you had had a theme song plan when you walked around. What would it be obvious. Child by. Paul simon really. Yeah you know. The song do know the song i think my would be. It's a mistake the minute work. I think my dad would say that lee. Mp now that things are opening up a bit what you looking forward to doing mostly I am looking forward to traveling. We have Rachel and i have a a bunch of family and close friends who Who wanted take bear to meet. So we're going to be traveling pretty soon. I'm gonna come visit bear. Come roll around in the backyard. I'd love that. Dude i have to. Yeah you look into his eyes. Michael and you'll you'll see what i'm talking about if you just kind of over here me and i'm just holding him ago you're the most important thing ever to me. There's nothing else. It's christmas right looking into your eyes. I know that you most. It's not having a baby. That's not your not your kiss baby. This is the child. Maya p how has becoming a father changed. You've pretty much covered mary. Be rosie's blessed to have you as a friend. What word of advice. What advice that you give him that you really wish he would take to heart I am blessed to have you as a friend. rosie too so everybody's clear piece of advice. What advice could i give you. We we live our lives As as an example of i. I tried to live my life as an example of what i hope for the people around me not in specifics not in a hope everything happens the same way but i i i try to deal with the difficult things head on and i try to share them with my share. The way that i've dealt with the difficult things with my friends as as encouragement as encouragement. And you do the same and encourage it. Well i i would say ultimately and it's just so cliche but honestly the one thing that i'm learning is you gotta do whatever it takes to to learn to love yourself. You've got to fuck dude. I have got to learn to just love myself and be the best person i could be that. That's it just be grateful every day. Try to be grateful. I'm trying these aren't when i say this isn't me like i'm grateful every day and i am. This is not me saying that this is like to love myself more. I'd like to be more grateful. I want to do these things. And i really am trying to do. These things. there will always be a balance and both things will always be true. And and i have days when i really start to focus on the things that i lack right and it's an it's an awful fucking day and a simple shift of perspective Towards the things that i have and the blessings and the gratitude that i have both things exist. I lack things and i have everything i need in it. All depends it all depends on which Which wolf i feed you know. Do i feed the the of of contentment. Or do i feed the wolf of fear and whoever i throw scraps to get stronger and gets louder so now i never just like look at bear and just it just tear up. Yeah i made this. Almost i told. I told rachel yesterday i was like this is the best. He's the best thing i've ever done. And i did almost nothing. That's a line in a song right there. He's the best thing i've ever done. He's the best thing i've as i almost ambigous. What does it mean. Yeah he's the best thing of and and i've tried hard to create wonderful things. Yeah and he's the most wonderful thing that i've created. Well you're very important to me. This has been a blessing. I love having you here. It's been too long and we've never done the video so people can watch. They could listen. It's dec- you. I'm glad you're happy. Glad you got a whole another season here. i am thinking you're cancel. You're done you're now. We're only eighteen episodes so that wasn't exactly true but Thank you for sharing this with me. Rachel yeah that's special to me your special to me. That was a text message from me. You it's what we as what we talked about with. Chris hardwood as i'm saying. Yeah so it's very hard to When you're talking to someone in person and just leave and go all right. Well i'm gonna go now. All right well did take care of la so we just have a line that just like you say it and then fuck off walkaway your special to me and then you leave and then that's it. That's it ryan your special to me i. Yeah no all right. Thank you for allowing me to be inside your chris as cuddly malka upgrade all right I love that man. I love him. I love him dearly. Sometimes you don't see people often enough and then you see them and it feels like yesterday and it was beautiful having here in the studio and talking about having a child and talking about his life and This is us and the last season and It was always a joy always a real joy having him around me. he's a good spirit. Good soul. I love his be in his presence. So that's all say about that. Like i said kobe. No joke I'm doing a little bit better Just got some lingering effects and trying to the half a Little bit of fluid in the lung and the left lung and But she wasn't concerned about that and But that's a holy shit man. I'm pretty healthy. I doesn't matter cova. it's unpredictable. You be perfectly healthy. Could be shit when it hit you. You don't know how it's going to hit you till it hits you. So that's that that's what happened to me. You've heard many stories on one of the millions of stories. You've probably heard but all i would say is just just faxed. Why would doctors. Why would doctors idea. Why would doctors. Who since the beginning of time of we only tried to help you feel dumb. yeah get into. We don't need to get into it. Just get taxed get faxed be safe we healthy. I don't want you to get sick help. He had a great week. Big shot out to my patrons. I love you guys if you wanna join patriot and help the podcast in any way possible. Patriot dot com slash inside of you and Hope you do that. I'll send you a message. Like i always do right after you Join patron we've got a lot of members. Some members get boxes sent to them from me and messages. 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Wedding Hashtags and Baby Got Back (funky folk version)

Correct Opinions with Trey Kennedy

36:22 min | 2 years ago

Wedding Hashtags and Baby Got Back (funky folk version)

"Yea Oh boy trade Kennedy back here today's episode of correct opinions over wetting hashtags. Why cover music sucks and also how I'm still in the all right. This is correct opinions as three roles What's up with that. Check on the spot if you're watching a lot of people when I say if you're watching they're like silly goose. You know I post this on my youtube gives. You wanted to watch me do this but the the Senate working progress okay got that that made that's cool anyways and have this cool thing beat paddle user shortly. Just wait but listen to management who will wedding also. Thanks everyone for listening really really quick. Thank you and bearing with me. I heard a lot of people were like. Can this guy be any more monotone on the few natives got so. I used to record these in the mornings and you know what I've got my coffee. It's in the middle of the afternoon. I'm fired up so let's go Was that a wedding. Okay love weddings. I really really do who I love weddings. I think they're a blast but there's a lot of things about a lot of annoying things like the hashtags. The last one and went went to good for them. There is no way Hashtag good for them. There was no wedding Hashtag. 'cause allow idle research. I've I've been enough enough weddings. I've seen my fair if my Fisher of hashtags and anytime I got engaged and the first question was okay. Wait I've great. I have a great hashtag idea. Listen listen listen. Hey guess what that's that's what I WANNA say. I WANNA say hey. I wish I could myself three times so I could go up shot. shot up ooh look at the Hashtag. I'd like a friend. His lesson was Miller like we're GonNa do the you know. It's like what's the Hashtag. It's Miller time seems fun. You know the grandparents will be there. Who Don't don't drink and we don't want to like insinuate? Just I'm going to be there to be fun. I don't I don't I'm not gonNA do the Hashtag. The Hash tags are it's so you have someone someone with the last name like fedor off like Hashtag better off. Federov were fed up. It's like okay. Jeez had east both federal officer like honey letters. It's gotta be gotTA. Get get make this easier just like to work. You know I saw aw friend named Mark and Steph Hashtag on your mark get staff. Gosh Dude Chat Chat Chat Chat Chat. Show on your mark. Get Staff Hashtag. Hey guys make sure when you come into your take. A bunch of pictures don't don't really even socialized flies. Anybody take your pictures filters posted Hashtag on your market step Hashtag un-american Steph Jeez oh yeah he's he's let his last name's Holton. We're GONNA do Hashtag to have into Holton. Man about you. Don't help help have a way too much. I got this little beat pag here so we're going to add to that. That'll be fun. His last name's Moss Hashtag Maas belove love a little more sinked so I like that but but last name right two wrongs make a right because you know where to centers or two following people so Hashtag two wrongs thinker right. It's kind of like we share like a good message but also cute. What do you think I'm marrying. Stu Stuart STU party of two Hashtag stupid party to all these winning is weddings are such happy occasions but I'm a realist I wpro myself on that half. Don't work as a half. Isn't that crazy little. I've been a lot of weddings have done what I like and we all like to thank my good friends. That's gotTa work and I firmly believe that for all my loved ones. I really do oh Gosh God forbid but the people making these hashtags probably probably bump that up to like sixty percents. Okay sorry I take that as much you think of these hashtags. If it gets down hill on your mark get steph go. F- I've actually makes a little sense that what has a nice longevity ready to have into Holton to have more like how to haven't Bolton. I'm Outta here. Sorry to wrong has take two wrongs make a right. They didn't okay this. Is that's a little dark. m I just think of that when or whenever it gets to the point where when I'm invited to so many second wedding how how did they do that Shirley. It's not a big deal sure they can get. It has like a lot about the flight. I went out of both hotels happy to do it. It's fun but this the second time I'm Kinda. Maybe we down okay and then we get married for the second time. I'll be there all right but this is too far. This has gone too far. I is but yeah weddings. Winnings are funny. 'cause there's all these gifts gift that words not possible to say that's annoying and and those people have to do thank you. Can we stop thinking. It's known who's ever written a thank. You note has meant it. Ah I've I've heard so. Many people complain like I got around on his thinking and think of what a thank you note is. It's like I want to take the time to sit down and write to you like I'm really grateful for what you did for me but because it's a thing people are like lily will have no shame just being like stupid. Thank you nuts two freakin right these someone used their money and time and selected a gift for me. I had forgotten right Emma. Thank you did stupid. It's like no one's ever go to a wedding. They have to write three hundred. Thank you notes and it's just it's it's like it's literally literally like getting a a junk email but only the names changed Hydra. We wanted or lurch you of a new discount unsubscribe high trey. Thanks for the wedding. It was so nice to see you in Ketchup. We really appreciated the gift you gave us love so unsubscribe edge. Don't send me one if you're listening to us and I give gift. Do not send me thank you. I'M GONNA start putting gifts happy wedding. Here's your gift. No thank you card needed. Shoot me a text. I don't don't don't because no one or I've heard people. I've gotten thinking some months later like I want and then I want to write them back and say screw you. Are you kidding at this point. I didn't even think of it. I didn't even think about it. I didn't even it wasn't even bothering me. That never got one but now I got it and now I'm upset right has been three months. Hey thanks for that three months ago well. I didn't even realize I didn't get a thank you but now now I'm upset so and you know that's and you know what you guys this opinion. I am. I am I I. I'm is right. That's just yeah consider. Thank you notes. I am petition now. I think I'm going to put this. Thank you notes they're done. I just ended them so I'm having this text. It's it's funny because thank you notes. These are the worst I hate being. I'm grateful for gifts so stupid such a stupid part of receiving gifts like Alvin Iverson gift responsibility. Dude just received the gift so if you get a gift for me which I'm not sure what that would be 'cause. I've already set here and said I've let's. Let's talk more about things I I talked last podcast how I went to like twelve weddings before someone's like. Did you get a gift like what oh I'm so stupid. Guys are so stupid and other stupid the thing we were checking into this nice hotel and the person like let me grab your bags right now. I got like I insist I insist okay night. Bring it and then my sister was like did you tip them playing. What and what not I know and everyone around me was like your your monster. Am I sorted these things. Who didn't no one ever told me in school. Who Do you tip. Who Do you not tip waiter. Got It but the do I tip like oh well like a uber. You're now that gives the UBER used to be don't tip and now there's an options and like I don't like a coffee shop. Can I get it to Dr Coffee. Yeah and it has option tip of what they give. You like a nickel. I don't do I have to do. I tip the pilot who was flying the plane do I do. I took my mailman L. Man who do I. I don't know what to do and then like no. You've tap him. I think I don't know the or that this guy He recognized me this hotel. Give me a free room. Upgrade like wow you don't need to do that again. Shout out to Royal Palms and Phoenix there. I paid for it that right right 'cause they're all like. Did you tip them. I didn't even cross my mind. Honestly I got your your horrible. I mean idiot. I don't give you one guess. I don't not anybody I don't. I'm an Indian but at the same time I I 'cause. I'm not expecting you. WanNa give me gifts so I feel like it's okay anyways anyways diagnosis day. We'll watch it. I mentioned diagnosed. Diagnosis is a Netflix show where they go through and try to find a diagnosis for these people who are like medical mysteries and there's this one girl she uses she everything she eats or drinks she throws up and when the girl the lady went in there she's like Oh. You have this desire fix it. The mom of that girl has the girls like seventeen. She was like I'm not sure about that. We're not GONNA do that and you're like who and the girl she. The lady was like Sweetie. What medicine do you take. She's like you'll have to ask my mom. I have no idea that's like oh no and then at the end of the episode evil recap like it's been two years since and she assad no treatment she lives with her. Mom still like okay so somebody check out the MOM. Maybe the police very scary situation episode five diagnosis check it out the the MOM has definitely definitely drug in her daughter and social never leave wow that's crazy and there was a weird look in the Moms uh-huh I- weird looking awry you could tell anyway I am. I mentioned check it out so if you didn't I don't know no one really tweet me about it so much time on it. Thanks Mike I'm. I'm not monitoring right. I'm trying to keep it live. Keep it fun. Drinking my cold brew. Sorry drinking my goal brew. because coffee wakes us up man. It's good stuff when you get when you get a lot of asleep. Dude I when you don't sleep enough. It's the worst like the type Friday morning like six thirty. AM flight because I'm like oh I'll get there and off like the whole day. It'll be. That'll that's that's a good idea anytime I've ever had that Flight A. Why do I keep doing it. I'm like going to bed and like okay well the fight let me do the math. I need to set my alarm for four fifteen so yeah basically roots a whole day like I'm here but I feel like I might die so really glad I saved a few hours. It's that type of sleep when you wake up. You're like I can't wait for tonight. That's the worst way to live ever the type of sleepy. Were you feel literally. Sick sleeps crazy. I read a book on sleep. I read books. I read a book on sleep because on this podcast you also a little knowledge show once you open up that think tank. Thank here comes some some my two cents Maybe that's a segment traced to set that now. Let's not read a book on sleep. Oh and as a really interesting. It's called why we sleep and they some of the more interesting things talked about how you know. We should get a good eight hours and the people who get six hours can feel totally okay but when they deliver did actually testing they noticed they're like cognitive abilities suffered because we all know people like only only people who Brag within only require five and a half hours of sleep. Oh when do you at a bed aw I haven't even begun to think about brushing my teeth and I wake up earlier than you so now you can confident there's resource of accident. Those people are stupid and it and it's kind of a self-fulfilling prophecy. It's like you don't get enough sleep. Which makes you stupid and then you're too stupid to get more sleep. That seems that's just my addendum to the research. which I think is very sound but it's really interesting? They showed a studies. Were like a eight hours. Someone who got eight hours of sleep and was drunk was no safer of driver who someone who had gotten like four hours of sleep and was sober. That's crazy because how many and then I think how many perfect how many very important professors do we have where we deprive them of sleep doctors. I didn't know that no one important just the one who clearly have your life in your hands doctors pilots. You know semi my truck drivers crazy and so yeah that's that's that's freaky but yeah it said and I mentioned to like it. You don't get as quality asleep when you're on like sleeping drugs or whatever so just to find you gotta find a way to to sleep eight hours and without any medicine so basically the the book ended with like we're all screwed anymore. It's tough to tough to do a lot of people like pound their selves with Coffee Than Than Drowsy drugs and repeat stuff anyways Miandi and easy to change your underwear not literally they believe and east should be soft feet. Everybody like it was made for every Bruti and off fun patents that give you the freedom to express yourself so right now. Mundy's is giving you twenty percent of your daughter by going to tiny dot com forward slash me and these again for twenty percent off your first order of me. Andy's they most countable underway in the world got to tiny dot. CC forward slash me UNDIES. That's amy U. N. D. I. E. S. I WanNa talk quickly about cover music cover music because I listen to my leopold my spotify or whatever and just kind of siphoned soon music and I never fails a cover ever comes up. I hate cover music. I don't know and I say that I used to seeing some covers but I now I hate them at their. It just never seems to do justice and then some people do it to songs that should never ever be covered like when when people try to make cousteau covers of rap songs nothing it makes me more upset people look this chlorination and it's like I yeah she tame a money money. When I'm need gas. He's dabbling gold digger honey west. I ain't seen the go to guys eating unease. You don't want you to small. Oh but you can buy out to this isn't the same song it's only the same lyrics that's only the same lyrics because wrapping can't be turned into singing unless it's just different a different song listens great couve this cover of Whitney Houston's Ursula Indians near Falwell Whatever that is near Faulk wherever you are. That was my rap cover of it. It's just a it's a different song so I wanted to kind of. Give some examples okay okay. This is a this is a cover of hey ya we all at one. Hey yeah yeah. All your thank. You got along okay so that was better than we were about here your other loans thank you will not this is it. You will not guess what this guy's name is. I'll give you three guesses his name either Robert Samuel or Oba. Yes I don't know mm-hmm. There's like pitiful tree in the background. Don't get it covered up by outcasts. The Sky as we would have black eyed peas the wide peas cheese. I just who listen to this with kids. Agai- Eh this is only the song is only ever been listened to and coffee shops while people white people writing journals. If yeah I prefer the Ethiopia beans thank you how might mind Gosh and we can't do it anymore. It gets worse folks. It's Ovadai Parker's cover of hey. y'All do you see what do y'all like that. If you like that you're wrong and I'm as rite aid man. That's good stuff we wait. We got more. We got more check this out. Check out check out. This guy is so Atlanta. Oh did you hear that. Hold on listen this guy that Allie services and original acoustic cover their finale yourself. That's about right so proud of it too saw. Dr Paul sweaty knees having ready for the servicing. It keeps on getting drop bombs. It gives aren't getting loans now. Go No uh no the original song dude the original song. Are you kidding me. Knees ways is a a heavy moms zone already. We all know that heavy on the sweater already mom's Spaghetti and then you got Joel because now he's Oh okay. We'll do the guessing game again this guy's either wearing he's either wearing a a bump shirt a hoodie or a Henley t yeah the students in the Henley in but in an alley a brick wall alley now joking now some you listen right now are like that actually sounds pretty good no sampack. Albany gravity out okay. We're done with that one. I just the guy that's when people talk about culture and stuff. This is it. Is it cultural appropriation. You be the judge because you have to actually do something with it well. Lord okay listen to this. We're GONNA keep going now great so this is baby back. We all know this classic tune. Hey faced with okay okay. This is by this by Jonathan Coulton and is he putting the Colton and Colton. This is people white people in the forest with no clothes on of created the song probably the canton and against Bro Long stewed and this is actually going to be the first to take your take your pretty picture that booty on talk to ooh. Oh fellas. Are you kidding okay badass Jonathan Coulton baby back rendition You can't make this stuff up oh man but the this was all inspired by a certain video. I saw a couple years ago Shirley. No the popular song thought maybe some thoughts Janas would listen themselves. Everyone knows about Tiana. It's great. I want to see your bus now. Bennett over thought Iana Right. This young man remade it with his mom so not sure what went wrong in his life but okay we got word everyone. Let's listen to this. Listen to US Ah to see you buzzed on bus down. Okay the student the students with his mom in the recording studio and he's doing this motion. He's like thrusting the Ariza sings and she's like she's for sure a librarian and she's a psych buzz down. She's like what is this honey. It's like mom just seeing seeing the third on it all right. I don't need any just seeing this lyric. Just harmonize harmonize with me okay bust out who is thought IANA MOM. It's just sing that killed build me dude man that killed me yeah cover music. If you like cover music how about you how about you you don't. How do you as I play the singing thing but you know that's how I roll. Ah Music granted I do so I used to sing a lot around back and call it a little cover the senior these little benefit concerts and seeing like a car. It's two giant. He's thank you but I think back to what I used to do and I'm appalled. I remember remember we we did a little cover of me and my buddy to boyfriend by Justin Bieber. I was twenty two. It's disgusting well. What was I doing if I was your boyfriend Belichick. If I was a boy you know that was astros would change it so it doesn't sound like the song at all anymore is a stupid if it was your boyfriend in a niche go again tank engine and just seeing Justin Bieber lyrics about swaggie swaggie driven swaggie. I'm twenty years old swinging about seeing about swag you modify lobby eating fondue. I don't know about about me. Hey girl what's up. I'm twenty. I'm in college. You want some swag you and fondue no hey. Does anyone WANNA go on a date. Maybe got some fondue swagger dripping swaggie. It's disgusting what I do them. Justin Bieber Man Joe Jonas Brothers are back Jonas brothers back Someone sent me a photo the other day like do check out. Look look who our friends met as a picture of like you know these girls with his comic who's at us as Kevin Jonas like if it was Joel Nick I would've known real quick. That's what I always say. yeah poor guy that. I saw like follow a couple of them that they posted it was like the other brothers has like Franklin or something. WHO's his birthday take well. Let's the Franklin do nick. We all know I still love Joe. Kevin's Kevin's rapid you know he rounds out the three three and then Franklin quite frankly. I don't know what he does. He probably contractor he might be already is I but he's Oh you already is. He's an it guy now the Jonas brothers men. I'm a huge fan. It's just it's interesting you at you know you have one of the most iconic music iconic moments in all of music. You want to know what it is. I pulled up really quick. I gotTA pull up. You know what it is or if you don't you're about to learn it was a line. No that's not helpful the Oh this the burn and not by Jonas Brothers there was the best music moment of all time readdress yellow talking about Jonas brothers the original stuff. SOS Bill don't realize how used to seeing like dress late. Listen okay here. It is the most iconic music out of all time here he man wow you hear that you can't get enough of that man. This is the best moment of all time it's interesting. It's interesting Jonas Brother Shat Jonas brothers at the best Dude I thought the other day you all these twenty three and me. He went down twenty three me. We're talking about like which is like you people love to talk about that. Oh I'm twenty two percent Swedish all right I thought the other day what if you twenty three and me and that's how you found out you were adopted. Look a twenty. I got twenty three and me results back. I got him back back. okay the first up his MOM MOM TAB. It says this is how we WANNA do to find out son not only are you not our child your Jewish and we're chairman. Okay those are and twenty-three mean. I guess you do it by like they send you some in you like hack lougee in a vial L. and send it back that just their cloning you dude. That's why the hell at Twenty three and me MC twenty three of you if you did twenty three me and he spent a violence in an off. There's twenty three of you in a warehouse somewhere and you're doomed. They will find you. That's gross yeah dude. Don't try that how we do it just spit in this thing and Senate through the US Postal Service move. I don't think I want to know that bad but there's it's just a yeah threes back. My parents aren't my parents speaking of other white crazy things why people do I'd people come to my door the other day we answer just to get a kick out of it because we knew it was like they were walking and overalls and like the little kids and braids and knock on the door like hello this hello what's your she go to and I said you go to data. She uh-huh well never heard of it. I'm like Oh wow these. These people are savages. Normally they come in to share the good news. They're going to be a little bit right. I go to church never heard of it okay and then and just went into like if you died right now. Would you go to heaven. Oh my gosh this. It's like two. PM on I'm Tuesday. I'm not sure if you would have in house. I I believe so y. Gosh this assist froze up dude I was I I've and she's like bibles. Very clear that it edited up basically was ain't no oh my gosh I'm and she's can. I share some more stuff. I don't is this. I thought I you you know Johnny Girl Scout Cookies. Is that what you want me to do it. That's a new tactic if you WANNA sell girl scout cookies team up with whoever they are. I don't know very intense team up with them. Hey we have some tag alongs. If you want to tag along to have him die right now gone your head where you go and how a here by by all the boxes just take it easy by all the boxes. Just take it easy. Hey we have some new Whatever the girls have movies we have some new Samoa's Samosas and if you want some most of good life in heaven right now where you're going? Oh I'll I'll buy them. Leave me alone. I every Sunday to never heard of it. Don't care. Why are you asking? It was released alarming and you know what these people mean well right. There's about a different way. It's just. I wonder if it's ever worked. I don't know I guess if it's made better for them but yeah. I just I really I. I am not very tough. I I am so weak so I. I didn't love well by the cookies about the cookies. He'll eat the thin mints at Your Funeral. Where are you going. Are you gonNA kill me. It's a it was a lot of other made up stuff. no people make up percentages on talking about like. I was always told by you know like my Grandpa said if you if you show up to work five minutes early early and leave five minutes late you're eighty percent of the competition made up. Oh did you do homework on that. The only people like do percentages. There's never bothered anyone. There's just totally up. I saw some of the other day. It was like ninety five five rule. If you make ninety five percent decisions at five percent bad God. You're going to be a millionaire or something like that like that. You didn't do any actual research on that. You're just kind of spitballing totally making that up. I remember going with the Church. They'd say like you know within the church but sixty percent are actual real Christians. Did you actually pull that or that feels like a guess percentages tomato. I don't know I feel like it is but you know what isn't made up a hundred percent of the people ninety nine percent of people that listen to this love it. That's what I think and if you do please leave a review. I guess that's that really helps and thanks to all who have left a five star review. I'm really enjoying this. We have a new set. We got the new little fancy pad here so I can tell people to Shush Shush Shush Shush Shush Shush Fund and Yep so three for shit. y'All got off to a good start. We are like a top three podcasts an hour. We're still sitting up there. In somewhere. In the charts charts charts not the shards. No one wants to be in those. We want to be on the charts so thank you hit yeah hitchhike boy up everywhere trae. Kennedy instagram like at stuff good things come on man all right appreciate y'all so until next week Let's play us off with a little bit of a that good stuff from Jonathan. Colton is the Oakland Budi He. 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2: Feed the Fish

Finding Fred

33:26 min | 2 years ago

2: Feed the Fish

"I'm Arianna Huffington. And this is an on the thrive global podcast who are sitting bandwidth Amy Schumer and many many more. As we explore how to go I'm from surviving to thriving and it's all being brought to you. Courtesy of Crest Three d white the number one whitening grant so thanks to all our guests and thanks to crest. Three D. White iheartradio is number one for fought Kaz. Find Dr Global on the iheartradio or wherever you get your podcasts. It is so warm in my neighborhood today but I thought I would just get some water in this little pond and and cool off my in May of nineteen sixty nine Mister Rogers neighborhood has only been on TV for little more than a year. Mr Rogers arrived to his house carrying a Kiddie Pool. Let's now go get the water. Of course it's not a hot summer day. Mr Rogers is taped in the sound stage and WMD in Pittsburgh and the episode aired early in May so it was probably taped somewhere around mid April with not earlier children. I think that when you grow up you don't really care for cool water on your feet on a hot day and I can tell you. There's a Pittsburgh. Native April April in Pittsburgh is not summer but I did. Yeah so why is Fred so hot. Hi obser- clements. Command wants to sit down officer. Clemens is the friendly neighborhood cop who stops by now and again for visit with Mr Rogers and and he's black not only. Is it unusual to have a black authority figure on TV in the late nineteen sixties but his role makes officer Clemens. The only black recurring character on all of children's television at the time. It's so warm I was just putting some water on my feet. It sure is if you'd like to join me enjoyable I tyler anything. The share mind. Okay sure Francois removes his tall military boots rolls up his pants and Mister Rogers gently soaks. France was feet with the hose a few years before this in nineteen sixty four. A group of black teenagers protested segregation at a Florida Motel. They didn't do it by picketing by sitting on the lobby floor. They protested by jumping in the motel pool for swimming pool water on a hot day. The motels owner James Brock responded by pouring what he said was Murray Attic nick acid into the poll with the intention of burning the protesters. The teens they were later arrested by Florida police. Swimming pools remained a hotly contested space throughout the so-called civil rights era. And that probably is why Fred. Rogers Rogers was so hot in April in Pittsburgh in nineteen sixty nine that enough. Well I know how busy you are but sometimes just a minute like this will really make a difference. That would be a great boots to fill up the lemon oil. Thanks for stopping by so Have a good day. bye-bye great to live in a neighborhood with special people like officer clements thanks. I'll bet you that weren't ten white men in this country. Who would share a towel with a black man here? In America being black sometimes really presented a problem and they'll swimming pools people were behaving in a very very unkind way. And I talked to Fred about that. How helpless they made me feel and he said we'll see we'll? We'll see what we can do. Francois we hear a lot about empathy these days. The word is everywhere. Really t-shirts and tote bags. An instagram accounts. All reminding us that we can choose empathy. As if that's all it takes to fix a world that so often feels broken but if we want to change the world then we have to take our empathy and do something with. I'm Carville Wallace. And this is finding Fred. A podcast about Fred. Rogers from IHEARTMEDIA and fatherly in partnership with transmitter media the entirety of the episode in which Fred Soaks Francois's feet is incredibly simple. But it's also incredibly powerful. Fred was a master of modeling good behavior for kids because he knew just how effective modeling could be here. He is in an interview from nineteen ninety four. I was at this nursery school and the director had invited this. MANIKAM and sculpt sculpt in front of the children she said. I don't want you teaching sculpting. I want you simply to sit with children and do what you feel. You'd like to do with the clay well. The kids started using clay. Clay that medium in the most wonderful ways and that wouldn't have happened if this gifted did sculptor hadn't loved Klay Right in front of them. This idea of just doing what you love in front of people as a way of teaching it of of spreading it loving the clay as Fred would later call. It has been sitting with me since I heard it. It echoes ideas. I've heard so many disparate contexts show. Don't tell attraction rather than promotion so in that sense. It's a timeless. Almost interfaith concept like love thy neighbor or do unto others others and the other thing about it is that rather than pushing me to become some heroes. Some great leader of men the idea of loving the clay just calls ought to be the best version of myself that I can be and then to let that be seen my favorite like recurring. Mister Rogers moment moment is him feeding his fish. This is my friend. Eve Ewing Eve is a scholar and a writer and a professor and poet and Comic Book Writer. She's like everything. Be Writing Essays and stuff as well and about those fish feed the fish whenever he feeds the fish. There's like this little jazz piano riff that plays give them a little food mimicking the actions of the fish as they go up and like open and closed closed their mouths to get the food. Seeing this adult engage in this small moment of caring for another living creature that requires just like applause of patients and quiet is just so beautiful to me. He was showing us how to be good. Not just through saying like yeah. Good don't do drugs don't rob people whatever but actually just like doing it like feeding the fish or helping your neighbor with something or we're being nice to somebody that you know that other people are maybe not nice to all the time. Tell me more about the role that Fred Rogers played in your childhood. I know that you're calling him fred for this podcast Casper. I can't bring myself. I haven't been given. He never got permission to call vist around the finest I say well you know what I I think. He's just somebody that I can say. That's always been there in my life in the same way. That Marine Gordon from Sesame Street have always been there are there is a way in which that can sound kind of sad that these TV adults played this role in my life but my mom was working fulltime out of the House else and my dad was home with me and he will say quite proudly in in candidly that his strategy was to basically like have me watch. PBS All day. He will attribute much of my success as an adult to this parenting strategy. But I think that I think as an and adult. I've come to realize that that was very intentional. That these were adults entering my life that I could view as trustworthy. Caring airing adults. Even if I didn't know them personally that that I see that. Now in retrospect as a form of public interventions or like a public service. That was very intentional. Fred Rogers was one of the first makers of TV recognized that it could be a constant positive presence for kids. Who didn't always have that at home? He likes to say that attitudes are caught. Not Tot It's what happens when you watch someone love the clay in front of you and he didn't just demonstrate how to work with the clay or tire shoes or draw with crowns. He actually showed that doing the right thing can make them feel good one thing. I've learned my forty five years on this planet. Is that doing the right thing. It does not always feel good sometimes. It can take a lot of effort to overcome habit or instinct to do the right thing. One of the key ways that Mister Rogers showed us how to be good was accepting people accepting people as they are and that for me is one of the most difficult lessons from Fred Rogers. It's particularly difficult these days with Nazis marching in the streets and conspiracy theorists on Cable News. If being good means accepting those people as they are will i. I'm not sure if I can do it but am I supposed to do it. Is it supposed to feel good. I have in thinking a lot about just how to understand this moment and also how to understand where Fred fits into that in one specific question that I've been asking everyone. Everyone is that Fred has this now. I feel self conscious calling for it but fred has this Parents not raise you to call. Yeah I know I know. Let that go to edit this There's this thing about I like you the way you are or it's you it's you. I like these really and this is a really fascinating for me theological. I even asked my therapist about this and and I was like what about the bad people. Like what about the First Avenue Racist and I wonder how you parse that out the idea that we are not accepting accepting and tolerating of certain people's behavior because it does harm the least of US man. That's so tricky. I'm not a theologian. Although I've spent a lot of time around theologians so my non theologian reading of ad is that's the idea of grace. That's what grace is right. The idea that God's love is unconditional. And that you're great just the way you are just just by being you. That's enough now. I think that there's a a subtle difference. The difference between that idea and saying that everything you do is five right and so to me what I here when I hear it's you I like or the idea of loving people unconditionally is that I. I don't believe in monsters I really don't. I don't believe that the vast majority of people who do harm do so because they're in human. I believe that people harm others for so many complicated reasons that usually have to do with some variation of they themselves have been harmed and have never been given the opportunity to heal from that harm or because our society disregards others because there are considered marginal now that being said you know as the old saying goes like Jesus loves you. Jesus forgives you. That doesn't mean I have to ask Mister Rogers Ministry doesn't have to be everybody's ministry so Mr Rogers is is a person who came out and said I love everybody unconditionally. and that's not something everybody's able to do and that is okay. I think that that's fine. Accepting people as they are is a lofty goal. Not everyone is able to do that. I guess most of us can't can't always do that. And sometimes it's way more complicated than just accepting someone. 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Rogers was a master of loving the clay of demonstrating and modeling. The graciousness neighborliness that he wished to see in the world and he did it on TV. We're millions of children could mimic. What Fred was modeling but they could also learn how to love clay in their own way? Even though Mister Rogers neighborhood belong into Mr Rogers Fred also had dozens and dozens of television neighbors. Each of whom demonstrated their own gifts and talents for the toddler. Audience Audience. I have never not saying. I've always been able to sing a song. It was all at first. You know it's kind of like a trick. My aunts and uncles uncles and cousins would ask me to sing and Mister Rogers neighborhood. Francois Clements played the police officer the singing police officer. My nickname was buttercup Cup and the older I get the more I love that name a little buttercup and they used to say buttercup come over here child and sing this song for me and I would come over I same for my Clara Hattie. My Emma clements is something of a fina a grammy winning singer of Opera and Chas. He founded the Harlem Spiritual Ensemble which preserves and performs traditional American Negro spirituals. Francois was part of Mister Rogers neighborhood for more than twenty years but that footpath episode in nineteen sixty fifty nine made him an icon. I had no idea that scene would have that kind of an effect everywhere I went. People wanted to tell me their private story about that scene. Some were having discussions in their homes. And I've seen came on they. I said mom look mom. Dad looked at this francois and Mister Rogers with their feet in the same pool was black and white yes they are aren't they and their friends but long before he met Fred. Francois was like a lot of the kids kids who would eventually grow up watching Mr Rogers. He was lonely. Francois told me that his parents were clinically depressed. So we learned to look to other people apple for affection and care some of the things people say. Oh there's nothing like a mother's love. Oh there's nothing like family. I questioned that from a very very young age when my parents did not act right in the sense of trust and love and nurturing I turned to a teacher or to a social worker or to a a parent of one of my peers. They responded to to me in a way that I thought my parents should have but some of that care was a little bit more like charity than love and growing up in America in the nineteen fifties commit that help with sometimes suffused with racism. The truth is the simple answers. I Ha I was two people in one and that was the one that it was very sad than to know that there are people disliked me who pushed me away simply because of my color I could not denied. I didn't try added denied but then there are those who said. Oh you need a new suit come come with us. We're going to go buy a new suit or they said look. Oh boy shoes come on. We're GONNA take you downtown and buy you a pair of shoes. It would have confused the average kid but since my parents weren't doing it and I knew that I needed a new suit. I I had a sense of want to dress decently and be clean so in in my mind. I said I have to wait and see what they're gonNA do. Who these people are? They GonNa push me away. Are they going to see to it that I have have a winter coat. Francois was singing at a church the first time he encountered Fred when he invited me to come onto the program and and to have a regular singing part. I said Fred I will be very happy to be on your program as long as it doesn't interfere interfere with my singing. And he looked at me and he told me later he said Francois that is the moment element that I loved you because you were not gonNa Kiss my ass. and that's what everybody else was doing. Those are his words officer. Clements first appeared in the neighborhood in August of nineteen sixty eight. He says it took a while for him to get used to working with Fred Rogers years he was a very unusual positive energy. Negative but it was just so damn unusual and by That I mean those puppets 'cause made a lot of hours of thinking what on earth was a grown man doing plan. With those puppets. I'm a ghetto boy. So that was. I knew some black men who were halfway trying to act right but I never knew none. Who Ca- AH play with? No puppets so. I just couldn't wrap my head around and so I was looking at. I was looking at him carefully. But ultimately ultimately Francois found in Fred kindred spirit. A willing creative collaborator and a true friend who loved him in a way that Francois hadn't quite experienced experienced before Fred. Rogers recognized something in me before I did when I got with Fred and he began to do these. He's a little extra things that was over and beyond the call of duty. I I was confused by that. Why is this white guy sticking with me? Why is he so persistently wonderful so when he said you're special and you know how just by being you and I like you just the way you are and you make every special? One instance in particular stands out to Francois many years later Mr Rogers was wrapping the show the way he always wrapped show changing his shoes removing sweater. You've made it a special day for me. You know how by. HHS You're being yourself is only one person in the whole world like you and I like you just the way you are. I don't even know how to explain it. Except we had locked is all the way across his big studio and I dared to say to myself. He's talking to me but he talks. He says that every every time I come to a show that he's filming he's saying that and why was he saying that to me. Today there was something in his voice something in his eyes. It was important to me to ask. Jim Fred. Were you talking to me. I never had somebody say that to me in my whole life. Oh Lord I can't tell you when he said yes. Yes I've been talking to you for two years and you heard me a day. That was such a the vines explosion. I can't explain it any other way. It was inside me was outside of me. It was in him. It was in is I saw divinity. That's the only thing I can tell people. I've never experienced anything like it sense and I just collapsed in his in his arms. Aw for Francois. The prospect of being accepted fully and completely Lee was a near religious experience but it was also a complicated one because Francois had a secret a big secret that he'd been keeping from almost everyone. Would Fred accept him even if he knew that secret to would fred truly like him just the way that he was. I remember calling Fred on the telephone. I got to tell you something. And he said yes. Yes and that's when I really said to him. I'm Gay Fred. He said Ed to me. I will always love you Francois. So that's not what we're discussing. What we are discussing thing is the role that you'll be able to play on Mister Rogers neighborhood and what does it mean if you choose is to come out Fred? Rogers loved and accepted Francois. Clemens and in nineteen sixty nine it was a radical act to show a black man in a white man sharing footpath half but having an openly gay man performing on a children's show that felt to Fred even riskier and the thing that he impressed upon me was advertisers there'd be enormous pressure on them from certain corners in our society that condemn homosexuality and the thing he said Francois they're going to say terrible things about you and and about me and about our program and he said all of our work all of our valuable work and research will be lost. Is that what you want and I know of course not then he said you you cannot come out you come out. They will not tolerate is they will not tolerate a gay person and especially on a children's television program. It seventy cannot. That'd be done. How did that make you feel it was one of the lowest One of the lowest moments of my life realizing that I think that was the moment I decided to go back into the closet. Stay Francois had spent years learning to love of an except himself and here. He was presenting a crucial part of that. Self to Fred and though Fred reiterated his unconditional love for Francois. He still didn't believe that the wider world was ready to accept Francois just the way he was Fred was faced with the question of weighing the needs of his friend with the preservation of his own larger mission reaching as many children as possible. There were those in the black community. All Oh my goodness who said to me how important it is that. There's a black face on that children's show appearing fairly regularly Francois. The ghetto kid needs to know that they too can go from the ghetto to Mister Rogers neighborhood they They really impressed upon upon me. How important it was that there would be no scandal? No disgrace to the race. Boy Loyd I is zipped it up then so even though there were things going on a stone wall I absolutely did not have the luxury Marie of coming out if I were going to be. continue on Mister Rogers neighborhood and I've said this to many the people who tried to say well he rejected you and he wouldn't didn't want you on the program and this is not blah blah. I can't tell you how much I thought about that. I say that was there was a period of time with me. One was obsessive. I can't be myself. I can't have a normal life. What a sacrifice? Francois Clemens made an enormous sacrifice in a very real sense that sacrifice may have been responsible for thirty years worth of Mister Rogers neighborhood. Because who's to say how long has show with a gay. Black Man would've even stayed on the air in the late. Nineteen Sixty S and. There's another irony that for all of Fred's stated commitment to commercial free television for kids. He still felt worried about protecting affecting advertisers from the pressure of France was coming out. So where does that leave Francois. He had to swallow swallow his pain had to carry it. He had to accept this denial of honesty as the price of being part of a work. Like Mister Rogers neighborhood. The did do so much good for so many people. Fred Rogers Love Meant Liberation for France Clemens but not complete liberation that would be for France water find on his own but he did learn from Fred for nearly three decades. He watched Fred loved love. Clay demonstrate practical care and real goodness and he saw how the transmission of that care through millions of TV screens could have a domino effect and he decided it that that result was too good to endanger what I have made the same kind of personal sacrifice Would you Francois's a professional singing career took more and more of his time. His final scene in the show was in nineteen ninety-three and you hadn't appeared dressed as a police officer in almost a decade but in that last episode he showed up at Mr Rogers Porch just as Fred was starting to soak his feet. I've been sitting here thinking about different ways. People have of showing love to each other and to themselves. I like to think of things like that. Read French clements. I welcome welcome. Thank you how you doing. How are you today? My feet retired so I thought I'd just sent them for a while in this water. Does it make them feel better does. Would you like to try. Sure thinking thinking about many different ways of saying I love you. Sing is one of my ways of saying I love you all I. They have time to To give a song to my friend and me I sure do there are many ways to say I love of you are many ways era. Ah I I've Sung it a million times and I still love singing. Where ah I get such Dose of Fred Love. That's what I call it. I'm so blessed. Uh I'm very grateful to saw of you. ooh I'm so proud of you. French Thank you Fred Next time they called it Fred Time. He slowed the pace now and that gave him the opportunity to express his love and care for other people and reach out and touch our hearts as well. Finding Fred is produced by transmitter media. The team is Dan O'Donnell Jordan Bailey. And Mattie Foley our editor Sarah Knicks. Editorial help from Michael Garoppolo executive producer transmitter media is Greta Cohn executive producers at fatherly are Simon Isaacs in Andrew Berman music by blue dots sessions and Allison Leyton Brown and thanks to the team at IHEART. I'm Carbo Wallace. Thanks for listening. I'm having done. And this is on the thrive global podcast where sitting down with fear Bush and many many more as we explore how to row from surviving to thriving. And it's all being brought to you. Viper grasped three D white the number one widening brand so thanks to all of our guests and thanks to Chris. Three D. 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Apple Slashes Fees as Pressure Mounts

Lew Later

36:42 min | 11 months ago

Apple Slashes Fees as Pressure Mounts

"We have A little update here on the on the ongoing saga of apple and the app store and the fi. The apple cut the apple tax. Some people call it the apple tax. This is this is the money that apple takes from in-app purchases in app subscriptions things like this. They have a few different deals with different app. Makers but famously. We have companies like epic companies like The match group. They got the tender stuff so they're apples making a boatload from them on a monthly recurring fees. Who else do we have That was upset. Spotify is another big one. Now is upset sunday. We have all this stuff that happened. It culminated in fortnight coming down from the app store in an ongoing legal battle between epic games and apple and Really just a conversation around whether or not what. Apple's doing within the app stores fair. And i'm not really here to tell you one way or the other. I mean the court's going to obviously decide what is and isn't fair Epic says the current setup hurts consumers. Eventually because you know they the example they had was the thing they did in the apps. They offered their products at a cheaper price Eliminating apples cut and that was sort of what led to the whole thing knew they were going to get banned when they did that. But that's sort of what set the wheels in motion So they're saying hey. The customer will be saving money if we didn't have to give this cut to apple and that's the case that was making as the thing is being heard in court right now but see apple epic positioned it as a thing. Where apple was the big bad nineteen eighty-four they put out to commercial. You remember this. Apple's the big brother and we're just a small guy wa epic ain't no small got but they're smaller yes and seeing what match group and he's others anyway so under this pressure apple comes out and don't tell me this has nothing to do with it. Well don't tell me that. Because i believe it's gotta have something to do with it. Too much of a coincidence over here but apple has come out and they have. They have cut in half their app store fee that thirty percent that apple tax cut it in half but you know who they cut it in half four only the small companies. You see said it. China change the narrative over here trying to say to epic. Oh we're not the big bad apple. You're too big bat. Epic were big like you. But here we're gonna make it easier on a small guys and came out and said oh. The reason is because we got to kovic situation. Small businesses are hurting. So we're going to cut our cut. We're gonna cut are cut in half thirty percent down to fifteen percent now. This applies to companies. Doing less than a million bucks right. And you might think to yourself. Well okay sounds pretty good apple. In fact sweeney sweeney from epoch. He came out and said you know what okay fine for smaller developers. That's okay but then you dig a little deeper and you recognize. It's not exactly as it appears on a surface because truthfully apple's revenue that they generate from the app store of i mean a tiny percentage is coming from these companies on million bucks And the exact number is inside of this particular article you have What did they say here. Those developers which by the way represent ninety eight percent of the companies that pay apple a commission so the majority and this is the same in a lot of businesses. top percentage. Do the the most volume but ninety eight percent of copies pay apple at commission fit fall within this under one million dollar category however those developers accounted for less than five percent of app store revenues. Think about that for a second at the end of the day. Apple's going to win so now they get all. They get ninety. Eight percent of the app store community on their side. Thanks so much good guy you gave me the. But they keep ninety eight percent of the revenue. They were raking in on thirty percent deal. You see how does magic works. You change you change. What's happening out there in the media and you get the new york times writing this thing over year now granted they bring up these other factors as they should and and you can look a little deeper to realize that Well there's there's a couple of different ways you can look at it and we're gonna get into that in. The very next story refers a word from our sponsor today which is one of my favorites. That's for certain they're they exist on my body right now and i can't say the same for all of our sponsors. I mean some of them like hellofresh. They exist exist in the body. After i have had this one over here is on the body. 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That's me these dot com slash lou later and i'll have that lincoln the description in the notes down below as well if you just want to click the link instead it is fifteen percent off and free shipping for yourself for family member for somebody you love. Soften things up this holiday season. You'd expect me to go out like that. would that much smoothness to it. But it was a smooth fabric. So i had a just like that all right so next up. We have some of the feedback from those big players that i mentioned that account for such a big percentage of the actual revenue generated through that app store and their argument as to why this is bad for end users regardless if it looks good on the surface regardless if ninety eight percent of developers are covered by this split by this having of the fee. And so i up you have We'll have a quote here from. Oh i don't know why not spotify. Apples anti competitive behaviour threatens all developers on ios and this latest move further demonstrates their app store policies are arbitrary and capricious when you pull out the vocabulary. Then you're really upset their suggestion and they all have this uncommon. Did this group. That's upset with apple. They're they're saying look it's not about. It's not about this little gesture what it means for the end user at scale with the successful companies there they they all come back to the thing of you end up paying more because that's not a cut that goes to us. We can't adjust our fees accordingly. This is a giant chunk. That just is taken right off the top now by the way i feel the need at this moment to also cover the other side of the story. Which is apple's position and he has been the same the whole time. Hey you want access to our customers to our wonderful ecosystem to our wonderful app store which has however many credit cards already associated with making it easier to buy things in the first place. So you know. I got to cover their side as well. Yeah they built the framework because they have a side. And that's why this whole thing ends up in court all right. Here's the word from more word from spotify. We hope that regulators will ignore apples window-dressing. That's what they're calling. Today's activity and act with urgency to protect consumer choice ensure fair competition and create a level playing field for all now match. They jumped in match said. What more evidence of apple's anti competitive and monopolistic behavior does anyone need. So they're saying since apple did this they just buried themselves to saying they kind of emitted. This thing was wrong from the beginning. Which is why he made the chain. They're kind of. They're going to go in court and say see they know. It's a little much now apple. of course they're not gonna agree to that they're gonna say they're gonna go in currency no no. We were hoping to small guys because of covid so different thing. That's what tim's going to say. If he ends up there of course talking about tim cook what we got two teams. We got tim sweeney. We got tim cook. Tim v tim. Keep that in mind. Ebd is tim sweeney's and not. Yeah definitely is. That's epic game. Ceo of course he says this is fantastic news for small developers but it's not good for overall consumers and comes back to that same idea that everybody could be saving a bunch of money if apple intake that peace. Look it's gonna it's gonna be a while before this whole thing is figured out. I will agree with mr sweeney that it's great for that small for a small percentage. You know they're doing whatever two percent of revenue or whatever. The number was but it does represent five percent revenue but ninety eight percent of the app store That's a lot of people who would be impacted by this immediately with the small business. And so this is a weird one because you could say shadow to apple but you could also say shout tim sweeney because if i'm wanting to small time developers i gotta be wondering is it. The pressure applied by epic and epic. Did that led to me getting this fifteen points back right so once fighting for them he might be. And maybe that's what. Tim wants so tim. Sweeney i'm todd. Bow not tim anyway. Yeah so there's a couple of different ways to look at it. You tell me down in the comments would apple have done this just because of covid and throwing money back or are they only doing it. Because they're under heat. I think either way you end up with the result. You're looking for But i'm curious what people think. What led them here. I'm guessing it's epic pressure. Speaking of epic pressure four actually is coming back to in a very weird way. And i don't know if you read the story but people have been trying to figure out work arounds to get four back on it's proven to be quite difficult in the absence of the app store and being embedded into the into the device in that fashion. However you've got this new game streaming service g force now because we need more game streaming services g. force now that's invidious product and they're bringing out game streaming on ios safari in the browser. Now all these copies having find these work around because apple's not making it easy to lodge great game streaming service in the app store and so the browser workaround is something that was it. Facebook gaining was working on. And i mean there's just been accomplished using the web stadia was using using the web apps. So there's been some examples of this as a work around will epic is going to be a big part of g force now. Of course people started wondering all right so this thing works inside of the safari browser. I'm playing fortnight. Aren't i but it's not that simple. You're not playing fortnight mobile and one of the things that made for naito popular on mobile was the optimizations for touch based input the ease of aiming and things like this. You didn't really feel you're at a huge disadvantage. The problem here is going to be kind of like a well kind of like the pc game mapped to mobile and then in an attempt to get there really suggesting in fact that you use a controller attachment because it's not gonna be optimized right now at least in the short term so maybe that will change down the road but nonetheless. They're excited and videos excited. Epic is talking about it. They found some kind of work around that seems to seems to get past apples. Exclusion for time being. And of course this is all coming in light of the the other news around the slashing of the of the cut. It's a lot going on. it's it's It's like it's like on one side on the apple side. They're trying to make some small changes to send signals to customer base. That they're still in this that they're on the right side and then on the other side. You have epic trying to find any way in to get back to that customer base. Even if it's like shake hands with the video they do the presentation and then they come back around that way. A lot of small ripples turned into like big tights crate. Oh wow even hold on that one for a while. Is that when written down on the little sketch pad. I'm get to that note in a minute. So anyways i don't know i guess i guess it's a bit of a constellation. I've been curious about those fortnight gamers addicts that play a primarily on mobile what they've been doing in the if they gave up the game or if they went to a different platform i guess having the ability to play it. If you're super into it You have some kind of way on the horizon here. Speaking of playing games you you all excited earlier. Today i came in hearing. Your like walmart is restocking playstation. Five years so pumped. Yeah because well man. This turns out to be the target for the holidays. Everybody's talking about the five. They wanted to be as five. And i was like. I think you're at walmart dot com. I'll say i don't think canadians. I think you need dot ca where you're located dot coms ship it to you and you were very upset. You went to dot. Ca in that website was crashed rushed. So you had quite the morning and it didn't go the way that you had hoped for but it is true that walmart dot com did hit a restock and it was making waves. It was the top of my technology news. Imagine that this product is so hot at the restock is requiring all kinds of news as well as you might have expected that re stock sold out immediately and people are once again back to being upset. However i do have some good news for you. This is coming via inverse dot com. There is going to be one more big restock taking place all right. Are you ready for this. Will you got write this down. Walmart will add more consoles to its stock at seven pm eastern on november twenty fifth twenty twenty. Which is the day before thanksgiving in america when that date and time roll around. Refresh the ps five. And don't forget the. Ps fight five digital edition store page to try to purchase. At that time. The thinking is the rumor is at the moment that this will be a bigger restock in consideration of black friday. The day after thanksgiving that this will be the last big restock prior to the holidays. So you may have a lot riding on this. There are other places you can check including sony direct but walmart has kind of they have an edge for some reason they have appeared to be the place that you need to be refreshing. If you wanna shot one of these things. I mean there are others. You can check. Sony sony direct best. Buy in there too. Not too many people. Talking about amazon amazon seems to just add it when they have it. They don't make an event about it or even let you know so you can be refreshing that forever but yeah. He appears to walmart. Is ground zero for fresh playstation five. While i'm on it going for so you're gonna be free -freshing anyway this one. We have a little bit of a hallway. Update while way is selling its youth brand otherwise known as honor. Who knows i mean. I can't say i'm surprised by this. They've been getting bombarded from every angle from all. He's been really hard to do business. If you're over the past year nearly impossible to do business that they had this sub brand it. It worked a lot on invested into did all kinds of marketing and all the rest of it and development and Main facturing they had a legit subbrand in honor that also was getting choked off once the the sanctions and whatever else were being applied to hallway that applied to honor also so while we take a look at the landscape and says well maybe we should try to get some value for this honor brands right now. Before things get worse got a pack it in and so anyways a number of vendors actually came together to make a bid to purchase the hallway earned the honor sub brand the company that bought it. schenn's n zeke's dixon new information technology and the company. A consortium of more than a you know i love the word consortium thirty agents and dealers of the honor brand so they ran out of inventory. They're like we don't want just brand. We're selling his brand new something with it will take ownership whatever it is. I don't know how to manage this deal. But thirty companies come together to pay to feel. We don't know what the amount is. It was not disclosed publicly but the thinking at the moment the speculation to moment is that now takes whatever it is. Cash is for selling off the honor brand and puts it into our in d. for their own hardware components. That currently can't get so they take this influx of cash and the expedite the process of building her own chips. And things like this. That's the speculation via bbc. Look i don't know maybe they're just trying to give value for some well. It's still has a little bit of value. I mean that's got to be part of it too. And the fact that he's not disclosed publicly. We have no clue how much the honor brand is is currently even worse. You gotta you gotta imagine. Given the leverage is on the side of the buyer at this point yeah so but nonetheless it looks like that brand is gonna stick around. It's just going to have different back end. different parent company and we'll have to keep keep an eye on it and see what it means for future devices and are they gonna is the honor brand now going to go buy from non chinese suppliers. Could you have honored vices with qualcomm chips. Like i don't know what about the wes. Things get interesting the os. They should be clear. They should be clear now because the sanctions or the the the millen roy. I don't know if they're sanctions. Or what the correct term is for them but the restrictions imposed by the us government Applied to while we specifically not all chinese brands. So now you're under this other change. Presumably you just go back to android straightaway right you. Skin it up. You're not gonna skin it up but you you can use the main the main android stuff and install it on new devices play services in western markets and all the other important stuff from google is rolling out end to end encryption for our cnn android messages beta this big news. I don't know if you know this is big news you ever typed message before rarely rarely what are you using for For two messaging these days. Mostly what's up what's out. Yeah okay. i'm using what's happening. What will you have you have encrypted communications on what's at and of course people s having encrypted communications on i message people love the the rich communications get it. Rc going there. Rc s and an encryption of course is simple simple terms here extra security privacy. The carrier and the maker of the device cannot read that message. That message can only be decrypted by the end. Point to which you intend to go. So the messages between you and look man outside of apple. It's been a tough situation trying to get beyond sms on android side. Even guys like you use. What are using what's happened in certain parts of the world like everybody's using what's app or in some other parts of the world we chat and other messaging apps that sms thing it's still persists in certain in certain ways and And of course it's just a really low tech old school technology that that they've been talking about replacing for a long time but nobody really took that big stab at it. Now this global rollout. Any android user can get our cs with google's very own app. You can just go get it yourself now you would replace. Let's say you're on a samsung device. You would replace the messages app that you're currently using for sms on samsung with this one and the other issue is if you're typing to somebody who still using low tech sms then there goes your encryption as well right you have to be end to end so the other person. The other end is going to have to download the new messages app as well. In which case you're going to have that encrypted communication and of course you have the issue with group chats where if you have people using different messaging apps inside the group chat dat breaks it down as well so it's important to know the restrictions but ultimately these is really good news for android users moving forward and getting away from sms in the markets. Where people aren't already using and for the record even if you're using what's app still if somebody hits you from a phone number you can't you're not gonna tell them. Go to watson before you reply is going to reply. Yeah and so if people get used to the idea of installing the defoe the stock messaging app from google Or if it's embedded in more devices out of the box then people are getting upgraded without even knowing and so that's the eventual reality that. I'm hoping for but i'm happy to see upgrades. Sms sms is just. I mean it's painful. It's so old fashioned. Got no tech in it. It's got no No special features is do nothing for you and they have Ms to what a nightmare ms nightmare. So anyways This is an improvement for all android users and it also brings android to step closer to being a replacement for the message thing. I know it's a whole different ecosystem all your pals or whatever inside of i message. I've heard all the arguments and i hear you. I hear you definitely an advantage for the time being but this gets things closer because now you have something at least stock in their beyond old-fashioned sms. Tesla's some bad news. For tesla tesla slides hit a bottom of consumer reports reliability. Survey they They slid all the way down to second. Last i believe out of almost thirty brands and the only model consumer reports or 'cause reliable is the model three and that's it and we kind of feel like in this in this show we've talked about how the model three feels like the best tesla in so many ways And then of course we've talked. We've had done a couple of stories about people facing issues with the new model why panels not fitting incorrect lease subpar paint jobs. I mean we've seen this floating around. If you follow the tesla websites you can avoid it and so those were actually some of the issues that got pushed tesla way down the ranks second from the bottom. It was actually twenty six brands that were in the list and it was pulled down mostly by that model y but also the model s. a little bit What did they say the problem was they said. Oh faulting the device the vehicle sorry faulting vehicle quality issues with body hardware and paint so this is some of this stuff like panel flies off or it's just putting the car together to type of things. Yeah manufacturing issues. Yeah manufacturing issues in his. I mean you. And i we talk about this all the time. How it's you have a great. You have the great idea. You've got to bake the great idea. You gotta use execute produce cars so many moving parts man i. It's been amazing. Following the progress of tesla and for following on for as long as i have hearing about the woes in the paint shop like you did this really complex thing or seemingly really complex thing which is figure out electric cars that thing and giant batteries and actually making it all work and you can't figure out paint and he almost doesn't seem right right right but then you come to realize these things are have been figured out over the last fifty years refinement refinery fine and you get to the japanese and the german automakers that have been figuring this stuff out and american to a certain extent outside of tesla obviously the pre existing ones like one of the complaints was they found. Somebody found human hair embedded in the paint job. All like somebody's hair got in it and nobody on i guess on quality control noticed it and whatever else so as far as i know when it comes to having an issue tesla does respond and he figure it out in a customer service but it doesn't change the fact that your brand new vehicle you. Don't you wanna drive it. You don't want to have it in shop getting fixed and so it's an issue anyways and and it's too bad. They slid all the way down. I i think people may be surprised to To to to see that now. This particular study here. This reliability survey collected data from members with more than three hundred thousand vehicles as part of it. So it's a big sample size and owners report everything that possibly went wrong with the car after as little as five thousand miles so it's like early stuff problems things like that and and it's not looking good for tesla so some people i saw a couple of comments on this saying I hope that stories like this. Continue to come out. And so i can buy tesla stock goes down and i can buy more of it. Is i think most people recognize that. This is growing pains type of problem. Yeah not like the major type. But it's the demand is so high so to pace to macomb is so high and deliver them and so then you have. Somebody's false like this but customers who have tesla's they love tesla's i wonder if consumer reports was to ask these people with the issues. Would you give your tesla. Because of it they probably say no. I'll take it yeah there's Quite a bit of loyalty there. So i is. It is worth noting for somebody going into it to kind of manage your expectations a little. Because they're still a new company and they're in their learning. They're still out here learning in public while doing these deliveries. It's part of the gig. I won't see anything wrong with that. By the way like aids making cars seems like such a difficult undertaking given the amount of time that they've be even been in compared to everyone else. They're competing with as well as sending people to space. Oh yeah he's got other stuff going on as well as founder g and all that this story me off guard. I saw the headline. And i was like is that real or am. I getting my getting baited here. One plus buds were available for one dollar. That's a real thing that oneplus did and then after those sold out then they did the oneplus buds e for one dollar as well they had this really weird promotion going on seemingly for. I don't know what the reason was. He wasn't black friday yet or anything like that. And ninety nine dollar discount now. They obviously limited. The number they were going to sell at that price significantly may sold out minutes. obviously one. i mean one dollars. Well what can you get for one dollar. Well you would always say to me you can get Something mcdonald's for one dollar what was it. The coffee was one dollar for a bit Yeah summertime usually. There's a one dollars coffee. A one dollar iced coffee small or medium. Which i think was probably the ultimate one dollar deal. Oh yeah tainted final one dollar. Ice coffees pretty amazing. The hot summer one dollar canadian to not even one dollar. Us that's a nice. That's a nice view. Of course they want to. They want bring you into the store so then you buy. I don't actually something else but but it's kind of the same thing here. That's what i think. One plus is doing with these promos started with the the buds z. Actually they even brought the oneplus ballitser wireless down to one dollars. He did it with all their different products. I think it's about awareness. You just have this loss leader you throw this out there you you you do this impossible promotion and it kinda takes care of itself instead of paying for ads or something like this you just your fans benefit. I don't mind. I don't mind the concept. The only problem with it is somebody paid full pop five minutes previous gotta just for one so you get a little bit upset about that but anyway. It's kind of a funky marketing tactic and no. Don't go rush over there. it's all. It's all run out at this point. But i thought it was newsworthy nonetheless. You may wanna keep an eye on the oneplus brand. 'cause they're pulling off some stuff. I mean it calling it drops season and maybe leading up to black friday. I'm just saying i don't know for sure. But you're gonna do the buds for one dollar what he can do the phones right. I'm just putting that out. There will dollar. Phone may home plus dojo maintaining well. What about what about one hundred dollars phone. No no one dollars. He went to one dollar iced coffee. The one dollar buds. And you want a wonderful. That's really doing twenty twenty. I'll tell you what this one. I got the most common passwords that people are using in two thousand twenty and they shouldn't be using them and i'm sure you can guess exactly what they are. There's a couple of surprises. But i'm sure you can guess coming in at number one which went up two spots. Two point five million users let it takes less than a second to crack. Here's the password. Are you ready one. Two three four five six coming at ya. Oh my god. Have you ever used for anything. I don't think i've used that one. No i think however. I think i have used number four for like a wi fi router or something before just password. Yeah i think done for a wifi for a wi fi router like way back in the day. The weird one is at number three picture one and that thing came up a number of spots. It's new on the list. It was not in the top ten last time around. So i'm not sure why people started using now. And then there's another funky one as well Which is the word sen. 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You have used one of these dump passwords at one point in time all right last one at a day cyberpunk twenty seventy seven. People are playing the game. They're playing the game. In fact i gen. Somebody who at aegean got their hands on sick. I sixteen hours of the game. That's a lot. That's a lot of game day and previously people reported on. I four hours. This guy played the i sixteen hours course. I watched this eight minute clip to figure out what he had to say is also got quite the outfit going with the bow tie and everything else. He looks like he just spent sixteen hours playing a cyberpunk. Twenty seventy seven early with the early access. I would send him early access if it was up to me. He's the guy anyway. His songs takeaways here. Which might be interesting to you. He said this is maybe not the action game. You anticipated. It's a little bit more slow. It's a little more slow paced and for example. The first gunfight doesn't come until about four hours of gameplay and the title screen comes after about four hours of game play so it's a lot of build up and building and a tremendous amount of flexibility onto what you're gonna do in the world. I mean he was saying you could go after that initial intro. You could go and start fights with pretty much everyone. Yeah or you could keep it more. Low key and be bit stealth. And if you do go on a mission you can get through some of this stuff without necessarily killing. Everybody in the whole place is different ways to do it And so he was saying. It's maybe a little bit more Gte than people had expected and he he wasn't for for the record saying it was slow in such a way to rune form. You say still very excited about it but he was saying that it might be slower than what some people expected looking at the promo clips and the way that it was being market. What do you think. well i Yeah i in terms of the world building. 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Selects: Who was America's first murderer?

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Selects: Who was America's first murderer?

"On a true story in nineteen eighty one army. Johnson pled not guilty by reason of demonic. Possession court accepts the existence of god every time a witness worse to tell the truth. I think it's about time. They accept the existence of the devil tear hindus an on. Hbo max june for dr under seventeen minute without parent. This might look like a normal job. But it's not when hackers infiltrate networks and steal or destroy proprietary data. We're all at risk or a master's degree in cybersecurity online at grand canyon university and help protect your company from cyber threats by performing vulnerability assessments and threat hunting to catch hackers. What do you think protecting your company looks like g you offers over one hundred seventy five high quality online programs like this one. Find your purpose at grand canyon. University visit juicy dot edu. Everyone it's josh here with this week's s. y. S case selects. I've chosen who was america's first murderer to classic episode from two thousand eleven and has history even more history and at its heart. It's a true crime story It's just straight up interesting and we did record this ten years ago so if some of the words or language that we use seems a little out of date. Please forgive us. The world has changed tremendously in the last decade Hope you enjoy this one as much as we do. Because it's a great one. Welcome to stuck. You should know a production of iheartradio. Hey welcome to the. I'm josh clark. There's charles debut chuck bryant and this is stuff you should know episode three ninety eight now. That's why i'm saying this. So now it's episode. Three ninety eight episode three something three niner. Ater that's good josh. That your intro racking in a row and splish splash over the horizon. What could it be. Look like it's going to be a new country you remember. What are you talking about genuinely have no idea. That was the The schoolhouse rock for The mayflower voyage. Wow really rock and roll is position and his passion. You remember that can coming over the horizon. What could it be Look like is going to be a free country nice or new country. Either way is both new info probably knew because it was not free for everybody. That's true yeah so You're talking about this because we're going to talk about the first murderer right. Yeah in before we start. I wanna ask why has no one ever made a modern film about the mayflower voyage. It seems like a no brainer. You know yeah. I don't know especially ather conroy. To you like the awesomeness of master and commander. Did you ever see that. The one with Russell crowe good surprisingly good. It surprised me to actually get the the colon it made it sound like it was a franchise. But it was like the first of the franchise. It wasn't like i. I guess i guess. Pirates of the caribbean did have a call in the first one didn't it. I don't know but master those peter. We are master and commander so it makes sense that it was awesome because he's such a great director And related to. Bob we are. I think really. I don't know. I don't think i've always suspected. Did he do The truman show That was written by Gatica i don't know who directed that that might have been peter we're but he did go literally in Like scores of great movies. Well cool well. Thank you for joining us at the. Peter weir's films. He should direct the mayflower. Movie was what i'm saying for goodness sakes okay. They need to do like a realistic. Because you know when you learn about in school. At least i did. I thought you know you learn about it from schoolhouse. Rock and you get the picture. They sang songs and kind of rock and roll over the ocean and then ran into plymouth rock and share thanksgiving with the indians and they need to make a real movie about how it really was. Well yeah because you know that whole schoolhouse. Rock impression is pretty widely held even among adults educated adults and the reason why is because there is a very small amount of first hand information. Yeah that left plymouth colony right And was allowed to stand. There is a small group of people who are controlling all of the info about that place and they were trying to paint it in his good delight as possible because they were trying to attract investors and these firsthand accounts that you know basically painted the puritans as you know the hard scrapple people who were Guided by divine hand in the wilderness has stood all these centuries hardscrabble hardscrabble so let's talk about let's talk about the pilgrims the voyage right. They landed in sixteen. Twenty two says a quick primer. Says you and They were pilgrims. They were puritans separatists as they were often called. They were people who were so pious that no one in all of europe was pious enough to contend with them. And they like. I'm sick of all you sinners. we're going to go far. Owned a new A new republic in the in the name for the glory of god. And we're going to be really really good and we're going to do it in the new world and that that's what they did. They sailed over to massachusetts landed in plymouth. Yeah as it turns out nice place to land. Imagine and Welsh to the murder guy right away or should we just ease into that well. Let's talk about who is there. It wasn't just puritans it wasn't just separatists. There's a whole other group of people who don't get talked about a lot And they were called the strangers. That sounded really creepy. When i read it for some reason i think it sounds. I think it sends screaming. Like look like they should have been dressed in like like the pilgrim black. Right like with wide brim. Hansi can't see there is. Yeah what was the deal with him where they catholic. They were anything but the separatists sheraton's so they were catholics. They were sailors. They were Africans they were Whoever kidnapped indians. I don't know all people were on the mayflower but there it was. There was a bunch of people you know. Write them over there with them. And the puritans were pretty rigid. Obviously they didn't catholics at all. They were indeed extremely rigid but to this degree as we'll see the they they found that like nobody's this rigid and there were a lot of strangers who broke a lot of laws but There are a lot of puritans who did to And they just kind of glossed over. They kept records. But these things just didn't get promoted right. Yeah maurice relation yes. You're talking about your march relation written in sixteen twenty two by william bradford who was clearly the governor longtime governor of plymouth right His cousin george morton wrote he was a separatist and he wrote this book or an account in. That was that sort of looked at as the a plymouth. But as it turns out as you point out because you wrote this march relation was written to attract funding for plymouth. So it was basically like a a a lengthy in-depth brochure to attract investors. And what are you going to say. You're not going to say were starving to death over here. We're having a really hard time. We're probably not gonna make it. People are committing bestiality. Yes buggery is what they call the really. We'll get to that okay. and They're they're not going to say this they're going to say things are great. Where really you know living on. By god's will were really just making it over here. We need some more money. Yeah yeah so that they did said that means take take it with a grain of salt. They they didn't just pretend like the rangers weren't there but they painted some of the strangers in possibly less than flattering light right Yeah i mean are we at the billington might as well be the billington. The family john billington his wife Eleanor his son's little john. John junior and francis who was a boy his other son. They were sort of painted as like reading your reading your article. They sorta seem like on one hand like the first white trash. You know this one way to put it. And then they also sorta seemed like no you know they might have been kinda cool and just rabble-rousers or yes. I think that that's very accurate. But they definitely weren't any friends of bradford. They did not like these people know he didn't he called He wrote in a letter to a mr cushing a belief yes That who had some sort of authority. I guess in the over the colony in beckenham england but he basically says that billington still rails against you and that he's a nave which means a scoundrel and he'll always be he'll living dies so yeah and as so he'll live in die yeah those cushman by the way. Thank you same thing and He also said he quote. He said they were one of the famous families to come to the colony and it wasn't just john they didn't he didn't like any of them. His kids were a bit of a handful. Two or one of them. It doesn't say who in the records but on the way over Decided that he's going to shoot off his father's musket. Yeah right gun in a cabin filled with people which is bad enough but he did it right next to a open half phil keg of gunpowder right so he almost just blew the whole mayflower up and history would have changed forever probably. So that was the first thing that happened with the billington. And the rest of the people. On the mayflower. Yes oh no. Actually it wasn't. There was part. There was a mutiny. John billington the father was involved in and he was He was let off the hook because it was his first defense but he he that that started tensions. Were already high. And then one of sons either francis or john. Junior shot off the gone in the cabinet. So you start to get an impression of this family especially when you look at you know when you think of them bristling. Not just the average person's right. I r- yeah. Yeah but puritans right yeah. You're and african. Screw up like a innumerable ways in the eyes of a puritan or especially. If you're not a puritan that's right and then once they got to the new world They continue their shenanigans John junior kind of wandered off one day twenty miles worth and wandered into a native american village and then he was taken to another village by those native americans and eventually they send out a group to go find him and took him a little while they set sail actually ended up on cape cod. What is now cape cod. yeah and Said you know you're gonna have to come back. Yes and they. They found him because of a massive swat Who is the great satan of the weapon. No egg wapner. Omg yeah well panel. Wok our getting email for Who was involved in the first thanksgiving with these same people so he might have had something to do with that then well he did. He was already like he. He basically was Trying to use the englishman against his rivals. I think the albuquerque To basically run them out rather than consolidate with the other indians against the english gotcha and basically that turned over the whole continent to europe like that. One act is largely considered is the the turning point we'll have already pals with them and Yeah we help them find the boy. And if you're from plymouth if you live in the plymouth area than you might know Billington sea which is a pond And that's name for john junior. Yeah who wandered off right. Yeah yeah. I think he might have found that. He discovered the pond but he may have discovered it on his wonder right his sojourn if he will but they found him and he was co behind with beads so apparently they you know kind of adopted a little bit like he was the mascot inadvertently navy. Yeah and then they gave him back. And then the i think the the call in gave the indians in a couple of knives and said thanks and went back to plymouth. Thanks for the beads and the guy but you have to imagine that mounting a ten man sailing expedition into indian country because your kid wandered off. It's gonna you're gonna you're gonna run. The back of your neck can be like thanks a lot in Yeah a billington. Oh thanks for Get my kid back you know. Can i tell me anything or you know. Not so though because billington Had a bad reputation in that he scoffed at captain. Miles standish and you don't scoff at standish. Myles standish proud mile standards was trying to get people to To serve in the military and billington psych. Dude ain't. I'm not doing that. Yeah he was a part of anti-government group's government subversion will there in sixteen twenty four. There was caught. What's called the oldman lyford conspiracy. That was the name of the two main conspirators. He was named as a co-conspirator and reading his history. And then this you know the the actual history of this conspiracy which is a lot of secret meetings about how they should overthrow this puritan regime and start governing this colony the right way right He was probably a part of it but he denied it and and was let off the hook again. Well and he also apologize for the For standing up against standish and they said they threatened them with hog-tying which can actually kill you. I didn't realize that i could see that. Because what you're all you're on your chest right well. It's they tired legs together. They tie your arms behind your back and then they tie your ankles to your neck around your neck. What so unless you stay completely arched like that. You're gonna start cutting off circulation like it's a form of torture. It's not just our gonna tie you up on. That whole second step has been kind of lost a history because as i understand it well now is just tying the hands in your hands and your and your wrists and your ankles together behind your back and yeah you're arched but i don't know anything about tying the ankles around the that's horrible old hard times a little more brutal. Yeah which makes total sense which also makes sense why he's described as basically like pleading for mercy not have that happen to them and which is why they let him go a mile sandwiches like all right get out of my sight. Billington the were hog day. And there's really there's there's we can't forget. We can't leave out the fact that these people were original plymouth colonists like they were the first on the charter right. The first european the first english european americans in the first what would become one of the first states of america like these are important people no matter what their reputations are. He was a signer of the mayflower compact. Which is i European based governing law. I guess you call it. They've laws and he was He was he helped. Hugh the colony out of the wilderness. He was one of the colonists right. Yeah and there's a. Pdf online found that traces. His family tree apparently James garfield the president was a descendant of billington. Oh yeah and it it. I mean if you're i wish i would have written down some of the last names and a witten was one of them but i mean there are people that are still alive today. Oh yeah there is a apparently. I remember researching. Couldn't find it when i re- research for this podcast. But there's like a whole group of people who are into that kind of thing who are proudly ancestors of billington this rabble rouser like real troublemaker. 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Yeah if i ever have a daughter she's can be dorkiest bryant Dorka supposedly was sentenced to whipping because she had sexual intercourse when she was twenty. Two years. Old and you didn't do that so Yeah the whole family was definitely not. They didn't fall in line with with the rest of the crowd. Although that's not true because a lot of the rest of the crowd was doing even worse things as it turns out. You just didn't read it in the brochure right. So can we talk about some of the stuff that people were doing please. Okay so remember by sixteen ninety. They're still only seven hundred and fifty five people in plymouth colony. Seventy five okay so this. This stuff's happening like twenty fifty years before that way fewer people and yet there were incidents of where people like thomas grainger who is a servant. was indicted for buggery which we established before was with a mayor a cow two goats diverse sheep to cavs in turkey hill. He fell in love with he He was sentenced to hang by Or sentenced to die a hanging. John walker the next year turkey. Yes he was he laid with a bitch as it sir put in. Of course we mean the the the pilgrims meant the dog the dodger another guy was Was he was held on suspicion of buggery with a beast Another guy had buggery with the mayor and it just keeps going on and going on so basically somebody would get caught sleeping with the dog. And we'll be whipped. Put into the stocks pilloried And it was recorded but never talked about. Yeah those also rape and sodomy against humans. Going on yeah. The the way they put sodomy was that they were These john alexander and thomas roberts back in sixteen thirty seven were caught And they they got the hot irons. Wow is that's rough so you hear about this stuff and you think dorks doing you know sleeping with a man. I presume is a very normal thing for twenty two year old middle aged woman to do right at the time. Yes she's she's not playing down with turkey's now. So eleanor put in the stocks for slander right. Yeah there's no recording of what she said or basically we've reached this point here where we should probably talk about with john. Billington did okay. Because now that we've debunked the fact that not everyone was super pure and you can't necessarily read Mauritz relation and the brochure. And say you know. Everything's hunky dory over there this maybe. This movie made right because he wants to see a guy sleeping with a turkey. I don't know. I think there's a market movies. You paid a lot for it you know. It's a market for that but it's not Box office grossing Record breaking numbers. Peter wouldn't touch that one did football so We should probably talk about. How billington became america's first murderer. It took Took place ten years after he got there. So you have to think like this guy's an original settler and he's been farming in hewing a an existence out for himself and other people and as a An original mayflower compact signer. He got a bunch of land parcel to like this land now too but well. He made an enemy clearly. One real enemy he made quite a few bradford being one of them but he made one enemy name. John new come in who was a newcomer As it turns out to plymouth He hadn't been there for ten years and it seems like history is a little sketchy because like you said. It's not all like recorded At that point but One thing i read was it was possibly over hunting rights. And i don't know how true that is. It is very true. I would have. Yeah there. There's i when i was going back in Reading the The source material for this. I'm like why did i. I was i so vague when i wrote this article because it did that. Confirm did confirm that. Yeah well it's so in the bradford's version basically is like this. He way that billington laid new coming. We should explain what late is. Waylaid is like basically lying in wait and murdering like hiding in the bush. Ambushing killing buddy premeditated premeditated huge. If you read a stranger's account there's an account by a stranger who It's not in this. Not in the source is cited but It talks about how new coming was already known to billington because he He used to steal from billington traps. Poached on his land. Okay and Billington and chase the kid off a bunch of times newspaper. Seventeen at the time. Gotcha little jerk. Basically and he was what the strangers called which meant you. Were in good with bradford. Because you're a puritan. And compared to a stranger you had exponentially more rights and you got away with exponentially more stuff. Gotcha okay. so here's billington. Who already has a bad reputation. And there's some little seventeen year old punk kid stealing from his traps. Who is chased off time and time and time again and He's catches them there so he goes after him with his gun and the kid goes and hides behind a tree and Billington shoots at the tree. I i don't know if he meant to shoot at the kid. Apparently pretty good marksmen. But he hit the kid in the shoulder right. Not exactly a lethal shot today. Sure well the kid died in like three days of an infection That's how the america's first murder took place and it was apparently with a blunderbuss. Have you ever heard of these guns Is that the one with the big. It's sort of see elmer. Fudd is a pilgrim hunting with. Yeah a little bit. I mean it's not like an elephant gun but if it does flare out at the end and it sort of like what would be considered. Today it's sort of like a sawed off shotgun so like it was a musket but it was short and flared in. So i imagine it. It had a a wider a spray. Even though it wasn't well it wouldn't it be a spray. Because they didn't use pellets. 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Kind of a satirical take on plymouth colony yet thomas morton in the new english canaan said that he was a beloved dude he was beloved by many. Basically if you're a stranger you probably like billington sounded like the kind of fun guy to be honest. I know he's the first murderer via he's a rabble rouser tend to associate with those types. Billington thinks that because of the The fact that they need people they're still yeah each individual's very important And that this kid had been really it was the kid's fault that he was on his property. Billington and warm nemov warned him all that he would he would be spared his life well now. Governor bradford himself was the one who ordered him to death. A didn't like him to begin with right so he had his chance right. So this is what you could call unfair to a certain extent perhaps and not only to bradford sentence his longtime enemy or somebody. He disdained for many years to death. He was also the one who literally wrote the history in addition to What is it more. It's what mortz Retort not retort getting more to relation okay. So in addition to march relation the other probably largest cited Firsthand account of plymouth plantation is called of plymouth plantation. it's bradford zone journal. So he literally wrote the history for plymouth in of course he's going to paint it in his He's gonna paint himself and his fellows in the best light and that's what we go on and billington in a poor light because he sent some the hang. Yeah so i think if anything this Was the episode. Intended to tell you to always take historical counter the green saw especially the old ones. There's always two sides to every story and the three stooges actually get better as you age stuff. You should know anything else. 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Bucks 1 Win Away, Collin Morikawa Wins The Open, And The Boys Go To The Movies To Review Space Jam 2

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Bucks 1 Win Away, Collin Morikawa Wins The Open, And The Boys Go To The Movies To Review Space Jam 2

"On today's part of my take we have special guest. Lebron james and the tune squad verse goon squads jordan and michael now spoiler spoiler we review space jam too. I think either you have seen it because your big lebron fan or your parent or you're never going to see it so There will be spoilers but who the fuck cares. It's funny joke about this movie. We went to the movie theater old fashioned raw dog in its style We're going to recap of that. We have a ton to recap in terms of the nba finals. Call morikawa little f. Talk who's back great show for you on a monday. And we're brought to you by our friends at molson coors listen time for that beer campaign here. You probably had it happen last year and a half. Someone said hey. We should get a beer when this is over about a thousand times in the last year and a half now most in courses gonna hold your friends accountable for getting those beers. 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And the milwaukee bucks are one win away from an nba title. We have a series now big cat and so the stat that you always look at is the team. That wins game five. They have a seventy two and a half percent chance of going on to win the nba finals. If they go up that three games to two right so it's it was the pivotal game five and it was a crazy game and two games have been honestly some of the best basketball that have ever seen played in my entire life. They've been so far in game. Four was crazy and weird and in like you know flops and all that game five is just an incredible game played by both teams. The shotmaking making was off the charts. The sun's didn't even you know a game is good when the losing team actually played really well. They just didn't play his good as the winning team. The sons i have a stat for you. I saw this tweeted out. Ralph michaels was who tweeted out teams. That shoot over fifty five percent from the field over sixty five percent from three in over ninety percent from the free throw line have lost just once in thirty two thousand one hundred eighty game since nineteen ninety five on saturday night. That was the second time ever. That's insane son. Shot over fifty five percent from the field over sixty five percent from three point over ninety percent from the from the free throw line. They shot thirteen for thousand nine from three and lost the game. It's a it's it's mind boggling and if you watch that first quarter you're like the sons are going to go to absolutely trounce the box and the box just kept on punching back and their big three which i think we can call it now right well. Your big three all stepped up. They are the big three. So jaanus middleton and holiday. They are the first team in the nba finals. Since nineteen eighty five to three guys. Go for twenty five points on fifty percent shooting in the same game. The last time it happened with james worthy kareem abdul-jabbar. Magic johnson pretty good. Oh pretty hurtful. yeah ever heard. Yeah it was crazy. The like i said the shop making was insane. Drew holiday was the guy like that. I love jrue holiday because he picks and i went and looked back. He picks one game every series. Where he's like. I'm just going to be off. Awesome offensively like stevens always great. I think people actually. We joked about the chris. Paul injury i think a lot of it has to do with drew holidays defense or sorry. If you're ryan hollins drew holiday. I don't know if you saw that he. He tweeted in the middle of jrue holiday. Going off saying. I told you guys to respect drew holiday that you can always use a classic speech to tax messed me. Up is the only person on earth named drew jr. It's an awesome man. It's fantastic but so drew holiday one game every series so therefore series obviously in these playoffs one game every series he just decides he's gonna shoot over sixty percent from the field and you can look at it. He's actually done it. And so it's i love guys like this or like the. What if guys. They're the joe. Flacco elite guys like hey at some point they could just put it all together for that one moment and they become something totally different than what we right but joe flacco is moment was lasted for five. Yes well you know. Drew holiday spectrum mr flacco. Same these are my stats. I found these stats so as in his four games. These playoffs in each series literally one in every single series. His fuck you games. I'm gonna just be awesome He's shooting sixty three percents from the field and fifty six percent from three in the other games. He shooting thirty seven percent from the field. Twenty seven percent. You know what the differences in those games so i. I read a little bit about your holiday yesterday in his dad is like his biggest cheerleader. His dad is the opposite of job. Marantz yard whose his first hater Holidays dad is always like you need to be more aggressive. You're the best player on the court. So his dad gases them up like once a series and he gets frustrated like if his son isn't playing up to the very lofty standards that he has which we'll discuss more and space jam to review but his dad just like gases them up. Like you gotta go off drew. You're the best player on the court and then once every week or so he's like you know what my dad's right. I'm pretty good at pass. I if you're a fan you love those type of guys because you can always be like. Hey what if. Tonight's tonight's the night drew holiday decides is the night that he's gonna shoot sixty percent from the field and he did that on saturday night and that was the difference. And then obviously he makes the biggest play of the game with the steel of devon booker and then the the lob pass jaanus which i. I don't know if you guys agree but in the moment i was actually shouting out loud. Don't pass honest because all there but clearly that's why we're sitting on the couch and these guys are playing in the nba finals. Because it was an incredible. It was a gutsy play. It was an incredible lob. And then chris paul is chris paul foul okay. Well ryan restored. Gone he's really having a tough week. Okay i'm i'm officially out on chris. Paul i'm team. Fuck chris paul for life now unless he has a big turnaround in fixes. Everything about who he is. I'm team fuck. Chris paul because that fell on. That alleyoop is like dirtiest thing that you can possibly do. He is precisely. It's also so paul. What makes me mad jones guy. Yeah i do i love. I love the songs. But fuck chris paul because if that same thing happened chris paul chris. Paul would call the police. Yes the person that that shoved him in the back off the stretcher. Yes so if you're if if a if a really tough guy made a foul like that you'd be like oh you know he's kinda he. He pushes the line some free by. Yeah exactly sets the tony. He's just known as a mean. Dude you can play dirty and people are just like. Oh you're just mean you're an enforcer but you can't do that if you're a wimp and chris paul is the definition of a wimp and you can't try to injure the teams best player that dirty ass. I'm out i'm out on crystal. I can deal with him. Like all the theatrics in like the flopping and stuff. That's funny that stuff can be very hilarious to me sometimes but like you can't be both at the same time. This is chris. Paul like the denver. The denver series chris. Paul is chris paul in that when he has it all going. There's no one came in terms of controlling a game and doing everything but the downside. Chris paul the haters of chris. Paul which i'm putting you in the category now. I think i'm a defender of the game. He flops he he is Sometimes he is known for cheap shots and he has not come up in big moments in this last week has been like all the bad side of chris. Paul and i have to wonder if i mean ryan russillo named him. His son like a week ago and now. He's got to live up to those expectations. Well and also. He has to carry the way to lebron james on his shoulders. The games opening rooting for 'em lebron james. Basically treating chris like his son. I love the disney pettiness of putting the reviews which we'll get to space jam underneath lebron. I don't know if you saw that. I see does amazing. They thought at first. They showed him on the sideline and then they went back to him. And it says lebron james star space jam new legacy thirty one percent rotten tomatoes. Yeah one out of ten. Imdb thirty eight percent medicare did see that and it's also tougher. Lebron that that picture of of that dunk like the greatest dunk of all time with chris. Paul doing a cheap play and he's in. It ended right rich. Paul dating know that yell saving for the review but our rich paul show rich paul Yeah lebron sneaking in his tequila which actually was the greatest marketing ever. It's it's against the law it in arizona. That was genius. Shirt was allowed us. Hell it was. It was definitely a party shirt. Yeah that was the. Dan flashes special. Yes absolutely chris. Paul like the head of the nfl pa or the nba be bad. If one of your star players is promoting another brand like he sets the precedent. That's going to be bad thing. So a lot of people were calling me in newark online. Because i i questioned the sons rebellion whether or not. That was legal. I just i. There were kids that were watching the game. Big cat came on at nine. Pm eastern time but that means that it came on at six pm pacific time a lot of kids still awake watching that watching your hero and the fact that he was going. I don't know. I just don't know if that was appropriate for the children on on a real like that. Is maybe the coolest thing that lebron james has done is guy. Yeah i love that. Every way why holt cuba. Yeah everywhere should be agreed Speaking of rebellion limoges. Throw this out there. He said sons and four guy trying to pivot his fame. Two sons lost four guy. That's fucking awesome. Put on you can try to match reveals wit. His anti comedy is some of the best comedy in the yes. It really is like you have to really yet. You have to be sick in the head and poisoned by the internet. Which i count both of us to be in that category to be like. Wow actually that's funny in a totally not funny way. I think my favorite one of those is when katie decky won that race and he said katie. La- l'idee terrier. Yeah that's pretty good. Yeah the big three of the box needs. I mean janas has been incredible. Incredible but chris middleton like they're half court offense is basically jaanus can bully de'andre eight and if that doesn't work chris middleton is just gonna make a shot where he's completely guarded and his shot making his off the charts and then drew holiday having that type of night. We played great defense all series. This is the other part that i love is that it was actually a real thing. The bucks when they traded for jrue holiday a lot of teams thought. They were going to try to get chris paul and they made the decision. They wanted jrue holiday instead of chris. Paul now. I don't know if chris paul would have gone ghana milwaukee but it pays off in this series. And i love storylines where you have to is they. Could've they could feasibly taken either one and they went withdrew holiday. Who's been playing better than chris. Pollens the crazy part about janas when he does get the ball in the low post against eytan who's a massive human being jaanus look so much bigger than yeah like arms are so much bigger his waistband. I don't know if he actually has a bigger wingspan. But the way that he moves makes eight and look tiny and he's jaanus so alpha like he he just goes guys like when he just goes at them and either do a spin move or just you know pure wet on the baseline he just. He just goes every. I don't know how you how you make a player that can stop janas like unless you figure out a brand new type of defense. It hasn't really been experimented on and that works. I don't know you have to grow somebody from the age of thirteen. You have to identify okay. This person is gonna be seven feet tall. We need to get them working out in this specific way to put an upper body mass and just have them wedding threes all day. It's it's the The ra reggie evans clip is going viral again. This week of him. When honest i came in the league asking. How old are you and yours is like twenty and you can see ready. Irvine's be like twenty and like shocked about it. Yeah there's really. There's no way there's no human being out there then it's that's jaanus at all and he's very likable and he's fun to to like watch and i. I don't root for the box. It's hard not to root for guy like jaanus which which the long way of saying is. I can't wait for america to tear down in the next couple of years. I would say for right now. He's definitely like the best superstar. Athlete in wisconsin. By far the best leader of any professional sports franchise is dedicated to the state. This is the of anybody. That's that's playing week. I heard that aaron rodgers got his house deep cleaned this week. Probably putting it on The market i would say i heard this is a true thing. Aaron rodgers was taking spanish lessons with his lovely bride and they cancelled their green bay. Spanish lessons that might not be in town anymore to allah spaniel in started going french there. That's okay after work on the rest of it. It's all languages of love their old latin. Yeah yeah the i mean. I don't know the bucks with should give them their flowers. It's still got to win one more. I actually think it's weird but like the sons. Are the game six. This series has been fantastic. I think i would be shocked at the sons are able to cause that game was so well played a both sides it again. It didn't feel the stakes are so high they lose game five. I didn't walk away from repeating like man. The bucks killed the sons. The sons played incredible. They just came up. Short bucks played the perfect game. they did they. Did they actually. On the road and hank cuisine. When we were watching it he was saying that. You thought that the bucks. We're going to win that game the entire time and then the sons would win in game six. You still feel like two sons. Have a shot. yeah that'd be. That's his won't be the most fun for chaos. If you're adam silver yeah thinking about making the call like to win wherever the scott foster. Hey honest a janas turns out was hanging out has been identified as a close contact brother. who is out with kovin. We're going to have to hold them out while he test negative at least three times over three days. Guess what he can come back for game seven little bible hypothetical data interesting. If i was adam silver i would be looking very hard at that scenario very strongly. Yeah i mean the the box have just i- says just out of this world right now and he's like yeah i. It's funny too because everyone wanted to make de'andre eight and the new shack. It's like you're watching him. he's gone. I did i sing. That's shacking world wanted to make that. It's like janas. Is's who's physically. They're obviously very different games. But in terms of physical dominance and like stat sheet dominance. That's very close to actually think that this is just. He's just baby honest at this point. Yeah because like he plays it completely different game than shack it. Yeah he said aden is more of like a guy that really wander further than you know ten feet from the basket and he dominates the paint. So that's why. I thought baby shaq for eight and and it's just janas. Just being honest and pat coniston. He's been awesome. he actually has. He tries so hard and now he's making shots so I speaking yada. So i wanted wanted to just do. The media loved his quote. I don't know if you saw it. I was just going to bring that up okay so if you missed it. Janas had a quote after game four. He said I think it was a media day off day. Said when you focus on your past that your ego when you focus on your future that your pride when you focus on the president. That's humility in everyone's like this is incredible am my own is that quote makes no sense. I don't really understand how you can focus on the exact present all the time but no not even that part the futures your ego the passes your pride past his no because you can also ego and pride are very similar thing. I did x. y. z. Have accomplished this much. That's who i am. That's why i deserve to feel good about myself. Now that could be called either pride and then if you think about the future accomplish future being like i deserve this. That's your ego. Are you thinking. I deserve this. Are you thinking. I i get this. I think it was just. It was a quote that was engineered in a lab to make your every youth basketball. Just like have their heads explode like i'm going to get this tattooed across my chest. He is the perfect time he did. I just. I thought that the pride nego things should have been swapped. I get the sentiment. It's essentially repackaged to what is it yesterday. What is it tomorrow yesterday. Days given given tomorrow earn a gift and today is a president is do everyday forgotten notes. Tomorrow's a gift live laughing live. Laugh dance like no one's watch successes and owned. It's least yeah. They got dance like no one's watching live laugh. Love to our is a gift. Today is of today's if that's why we call it a president to god damage. A we found yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift that is why it's called the present there. It is jake. Thank you champagne for all my real friends real pain. For all my sham friends. I liked that. I liked that. I bought a book at toast the other week. It's amazing. just send her to honor is a perfect toilet. Read hand and come on her. what is it. i don't know that's that's that's a that's a real toasted like everyone who's like twenty years old. It's the funniest thing ever i remember. I thought it was if he can't kamar if you can't all right now i'm having to honor if you can't commander look honor. Oh here we go. Noth- not safe for work. Every time i see the not safe for work tag valor to honor to getting honor to sting on her. If you can't come in or come on yeah there. you go. Doubtless sky stuff row nineteen years old. Funniest thing that's ever been made and you say once in a mixed crowd nope but yeah says quote like this is the honest slow fest and he deserves it. he he really does like it's He's been incredible and that quote was awesome. They still got one to go. I also think with. I think the most amazing part of that quote was that he just he just thought of saying that in the spur of the moment. Somebody who's like tell. Tell us how you remain humble. And he liked thought about it and gave a thoughtful answer. There's a plan ended up sounding like poetry. Yes it might have been plant that you could see him like thinking about what to say. It's like the you should be like. You are a greek flaws. Yeah yeah that's amazing. The i i also think the way the bucks are doing it because it's like it's the opposite of everything that they were the last few years where they were kind of the front runners best team in the regular season. Get punched in the mouth in the playoffs. You know remember. They won those first two games against the rafters and then the raptors made an adjustment. They never made a counter. Adjustment the bucks entire playoffs you know. This year has been counter adjustments in and fighting back jaanus gets hurt. It's just been fantastic to watch. I was thinking about it like all the way back to game one of the playoffs member when the heat went to overtime. Like there's going to be a tough series for them and it's just they're completely different team and game six in milwaukee at night. The brewers. we're going to play that game as i report on part of my take last week. Y'all they've moved that game. What three thirty four christian yelich show hit a home run with nineteen away boys of christian yelich will probably be at the game chugging at least two full gear yes so hopefully hitting a couple of home runs during the day. Yep also shout to the reporter. Did you see this asked. devon booker. Who's sitting next to chris paul. They're doing the joint interview and he said how sorry do you. Or how bad you feel for chris paul right now and just like looked at the guy in chris. Paul looked over. Adam like you fucking frustrated or you for christmas i. That's a great question. Great question take some balls to ask that question i have. I have some a wo- number that's not going to really translate to a podcast from seed. Anyway i wanna just preface it with saying my neighbour told me this so if it sounds really stupid. Blame him if it sounds great. It's all my credit your neighbor. Jj radic no not jj rettig. My neighbor told me this about the box. Box fan okay. So he said He they crunched the numbers. And there's gonna be a tattoo. Someone's going to take a lot of people are gonna tattoo this in milwaukee if they ended up winning on tuesday night the box. This playoffs are going gonna go a perfect sequence of four wins two losses to wins a loss to wins a loss to wins a loss to wins two losses and four wins. It's exactly it's four to two one two one two one two two four. Okay i again. I preface it. Did you hear the preface four to. I said that this could be very stupid and you just did. It probably is someone's going to get a tattoo of it. And i wanted to say shout out. That's cool tattoo. I feel like i'm missing something though what. What makes it a perfect sequence of numbers. It's exactly it's race car knowing rates same. Same for it afterwards. I probably didn't say correctly. But that's it. Yeah they're gonna and both they're going to end the play gonna start at the playoffs. To four straight wins are going to end with four straight wins exactly two to one to one to one to two okay so pollen yes. Got it cool now look at. It would be so hard like look at it right now. I wrote so already. That's kind of cool. No save an happened. Yeah i know you just mushed it from woman if you probably. You probably should get ahead of it now. It's definitely not going to happen. You know right now. So we'll that tattoo today. No one gives send it to us. No again i'll give you a hundred dollar gift card of the barstool store. Jeff fisher had a lot of pelham drome records as well. That's true no one says. I said it was listened. Play my neighbor. If stupid blaming neighbor. I said that right at the beginning. Oh i don't. I don't think it's stupid at all. I can do. Then i get the credit that you said it today as opposed to saying it after they won on tuesday. Well i'm calling my shot again. What our podcast is gonna be so chuck filled with show on wednesday that that start even that fun probably wouldn't have had a chance exactly it be able to sneak it in so there you go someone get that tattoo today hundred dollars i will send you because you can always explain it away you if you don't how many numbers are in that one to read this mike. Let's so four five six seven eight ten eleven eleven numbers eleven numbers. That's wild and oh here's another one four in the middle numbers one in the last numbers. Four doubts milwaukee's area code. Now that's cool that's hidden in there in their what you're gonna have to do is you're going to get the and then you're gonna get those like either outlined in green or folded. Yeah so like really pops to latitude points of that. It's that logic longitude. It's crazy. Two zero is there is no logic behind this all those numbers that is exact logic logic. Tude yes yes Hey i don't know it's stupid. It's stupid billy. I thought you'd like that you liked that all right. Cool anything else about this game. I'm excited for games for for game six on tuesday To the question earlier in twenty twenty thousand one hundred and nine hundred boys named jr you e. so that's going to be the next jalen. Yeah girls jalen rose was like the first jail and now everybody. That's getting drafted in the nba is named jalen. Can you look up ten years ago. How many babies were named drew. 'cause i would expect it would be on an upward trajectory. Like to got it eleven. Oh all right so we're building something. I can't wait we're like amc. Yeah we're have to do every year and every name do they tore. 'this don't make any doors spell it. How else do are so. They're yeah they're none with the wire and never so t. h. y. And an eight. You said yeah. Oh wow. I feel like i've seen that before a strip club via give me dorothy. Dorothy what year this year. Twenty one of their five hundred and fifty nine baby girls named doors. Wow that's really not gimme a what was update on agnes. What was yeah. What was the thing to wow. That's dying name harder. More druze. that agnes is now. We've crossed that line. No one nineteen years okay. Well next year. I especially after what we happened the other night. Probably a lot of babies conceived in milwaukee last night what was the hard knocks who did that when they were talking about babies antonio commodity no no not that one Fuck i can't even. That was actually rip off bit from a comedian. That was like you ever meet a baby named or something. Who was it. Who did that. I forget i wanna say fuck riley. No it wasn't it was often. Who's the guy who who got in the fight in pittsburgh. Todd haley todd haley. It was him. He was definitely him so todd. Haley old bits for hard knocks about hit me with joan. How many jones. We got cooking now. Joanne hundred seventy-one boys hundred and thirty seven girls. Oh some boys are taking joan. Wow that's interesting all right. 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It was dominant wins the open championship. Br what do they call them after the like the golfer of the year. Yeah you win the golfer of the year. it's fucking set title. Yeah it's an awesome. It's it's it's a low key. Great great trophy. I actually there's a part of me that thinks would rather win the open championship than the masters. Nah no it's just so much. Clyde sound good coming off your talking. Does how much class for. Second i was into it and then i was like now just because for the green jacket for so many years after the fact you just get to hear. Scottish people address you as the open championship winner. Yeah and that's just a bad ass thing to hear. He was awesome though so call. More kala went bogey-free in the final round of both of his major wins. Basically saying he's the only player in the last twenty five years to win multiple majors with bogey-free final rounds He was incredible. It was pretty much a no doubter. After there was a moment on saturday where he fell back. I like he i i say. He fell back three strokes and then he was like nah. I'm good and then just took over and did it. All and he had a nice speech after good guy. It's a good show today. thank us. He didn't eat wall kind of understood. Nobody did you hear speech now. He said we don't do it enough where we look to the people next to us. Just say thank you so he did kinda think. Yeah we were next. Oh yeah you said thank you know what you're welcome you're welcome collin. Collin does seem like a good guy he would definitely be in our golf crew if we had space for them. We we can't open it up for everybody. And i think he's. He's a good person or root for root for absolutely every time unless it's one of our main dudes right there about two. And i'll tell you what brooks captain what's the award that they give to a player that shoots the lowest round on sunday. Yeah they should brooks gets the golden golden golden spikes. Yeah he ran out of time and then we had to like insane stories with other our other guys wills l. tours got hurt which i felt. Bad for you to withdraw. He'll missed putts. We hope he gets better and then maxima the craziest story of all weekend. He made the cut No-one no-one plead coming. I tuned in on sunday morning. As i do it here. I it was like a normal wakeup for me. I woke up at ten thirty. Am and max. Homa was team thought. The open champ. I was like i know that guy. Are you supposed to be in the crowd. That's max the guy that's on twitter. Holy fuck he's a golfer. I just assumed. I think what happened is that he probably shared a private jet with colin. So they probably just let them make the cut no matter what like graphics put him as max homer for a little bit really. I love that congrats to our guy. Maxima for making the cut Was good it was good moment. I feel bad for us susan dude. He noah was francesacon calls. Who's to who's to. Who's because he is. He is mr saturday. He's mr moving day. He's like always shows up at the top of the scoreboard for about an hour on saturday afternoon. He's a majors version of tony. Female is bridesmaid project. Yeah he's just leveled up tony fee. Now it sucks it every single. Yeah it sucks for him and then Pricing good job. Good effort dude. Would you finish like sixtieth. Well he also had he tied brooks for the golden spikes award under. There's also some some. it's not just bros. people like aids brooks verse bryson. Did you see justin thomas. He had a He commented on hon An instagram post. That basically said Where i'm trying to find it right now. It was saying like you know repeating everything the bryson had said and he was like. I can't believe the mad scientist didn't figure this one out or something like that. Like essentially making fun of. Oh here it is. They got never would've thought swinging at one hundred and thirty five plus miles per hour. It'd be hard to drive it straight. You think mr physics would know that. Yeah nice justin thomas. Welcome to the welcome on the show. Any time i've started to weirdly respect bryson for being just such a world class against off. No no no no. I'm not not in a good respect. Way staged what no no. No just as is very i. Guess mary mad respects the wrong word but like i'm almost in martling i don't i don't know how much you know. I percents five percents not ally. Don't i feel zero percent bad for. But i just keep wondering. How much further can he go and he always finds. He's really good at being a prick low. Yeah he's amazing and do you know how big of a dickhead. you have to be to get fired as client or as a spokesperson for somebody like yes. They're paying him. Money right to be there sponsor and they're about and they're making his club for yeah they're about all they're about to fire him like the guys that they went out and begged be a part of their team. It'd be like the face of cobra drivers. They're like we can't work with sky. yeah he's unworkable. he's not he's he's never happy never quote. He's an eight year old is never happy but yeah called awesome. Yeah awesome and i his time ever playing links golf. He plays the why the week before the scottish open and then wins the open championship and it was something about the british open. I think it's just the timing of it is always such a nice pleasure like you finish like he. He wanted at one o'clock. And then i was like okay. Cool day like go for a walk. That was nice. It was also i think it was on the anniversary of the john vandevelde. Meltdown carnoustie yes. I just like every time a tune in for the open championship. I need to see just a picture of him standing in that black water. The shoes off about hitting the ball out of his trousers all the way up to his knees trousers and mike tariq be like oh no he's not going to do what is going on. He's not so somebody needs to slap some sense into him. Yes that is. I think that is the. That's the most hilarious meltdown on that. I think we did this for mount mount rushmore season by the way starting soon i think we did the moments that we wish twitter existed for. That was a big mess incas. That would have been an all time. It was incredibly like he's standing in the water on the eighteenth hole. He had a three stroke lead. Going into a hit this out of the water six. And that's all you need and he's trying to hit the ball the water so his caddy slaps him he also degrades spins on afterwards when they asked him about like melting down he was like what is everybody making a big deal about this for like it's a game. It's a game of golf sport. Yeah no one's. I don't care i'm not gonna care tomorrow. And then jack nicklaus was like. Oh he's gonna care. He's called out to coach k. Lose just say it's a sport you know sport not life or death All right Little f one talk. It was electric. Also we have this league moment. I don't know if so maximum. Stop and who i think we're gonna have on the show eventually ain't no stopping. We're fans of his or fans of the sport. And he's the best of the sport right now. All-time salty instagram post after. So he got crashed by lewis hamilton. The first lap loose hamilton goes on to win afterwards for stopping post first of all. I'm glad i'm okay. It was quite an impact fifty one. Jeez but feeling better. Obviously very disappointed with being taken out like this. The penalty given does not help us in any way and doesn't do justice to the dangerous move lewis made on the track watching the celebrations after the race while still in the hospitals disrespectful in unsportsmanlike behaviour. But we move on. It's he basically could've just summed it up with stay classy lewis hamilton. And that's that's a tough no matter. What is he mad that he watched a television while he was in the hospital. No he's mad. They well he is an all time like hyper competitive guy which is good. Because that's why he's one of the best drivers if not the best driver right now in the world but part of being hyper competitive to a sick nature is that you can't lose well and so he's mad that he was in the hospital and they were celebrating and they didn't stop the sport for him okay. You're disrespecting lewis hamilton right now by the way why max is the best right now. He hasn't won shit. I know but right now. He's number one in the neighbouring. By like i mean constructors are up. Three points mercedes is right on there. Yeah but yes hamilton. bristle champ. Did i stutter. No i'm just saying like you. He's one you're you're you're being. Just yeah i guess i mean louis incensio but maximum stopping is the best race car driver right this second. You wanna say car. that's fine. it's like a brady rodgers argument. We're having here. But he's he's leading right now. You're right now. Yeah right now when she juicing wins championships every i actually took lewis hamilton side. I thought that he robbins rayson. They caught my favorite part about it. Is they call it a racing incident which i really do think similar to how the rebranding shark attacks like a bang. Bang targeting call. That doesn't isn't targeting. But it's like hey guy moves into last second and they hit helmets football full incident. You know it's football incident okay. Should the refugees come out and be like listen. I looked at the tape. Football incident play on. Well that's that's what they do after a catches like is there an act. Come into the game of football football football. You like football incident happened. Let's keep playing. And so my my whole thing is. I can't get up for the f one races in order to watch them live. Because i'm still not caught up yet. So now i feel like if i watch a race. It's spoiled spoiler alert talking about stuff that happened and the race is like the last couple of weeks so i understand. I need to step my game up a little bit so wait. Which view do you need to push push. I do need to push you know what. That's what i'll do tomorrow. Push tomorrow out when you fired up. Call me and i'll just say push push push who which. Which is a canadian billionaire. Sun that stroll the guy because two of them. There's one guy that's on williams. The i want the shitty one lead. Oh i don't know what the other ones glance drills only one that matters land stroll to his dad's a billionaire like evil. That's that is the guy that anyone on twitter with the rose. Avatar he is. Yeah okay. you're right. I'm a stroll guy. The other guy only got his job because his dad's a billionaire not lance stroll. Yeah earned earned not giving i so you thought. It was disrespectful to lewis. Hamilton will be. Yeah i mean you're talking like maximum saban's got the championship. You know you're right already today. Changed everything. Yeah i can't. It's standing there on their up. By what i've everything they never talking about i am i am i wrong or is there a very closely between one and two hamilton's when all the championships in the past so in this year going into today if that crash doesn't happen for saban's got a better car he wants you know he was sitting pole position he probably wins in. That's a different story. But you're right. it's yeah. I have no problem with it. It's a. it's a fucking racing incident. Guess what guys race you race heart. I do like whenever someone is just whenever. Someone's at the top of their game and they're so competitive and they just can't like they become the source losers possum. It's actually kind of fun to watch. Because broken wrist baxter. Stopping is has probably been in that exact spot on the other side where he's pushed someone or crash someone who's like. Hey rubs race was that that was a british f. One race gender pre. Do they all take place in weird time zones or is there everyone that like austin candidate that will be like the episode to like because all the absolutes kind of go the same way but it will be the beginning. We'll be like max tap and doing that and then it will be like then we'll be the british and him getting fucked. We always do like when they do. Come to the united states after the race. We just right with the next f. one drive to survive. Episodes should be. Yeah and then just see how close get it. I do it is kind of fucked up in in your head now with the way television works. Is you wash something live. And you're like. I can't wait to watch that in six months you know. They'll be kept because when they showed in six months. It's going to be different cameras. Yeah the cameras are going to be shot. A different frames per se. They have the announcer. Do like do a new announcing of every single hunt which is kind of sick. Have you didn't figure that out so like halfway. Through the first season i was like. Why is this announcer. So locked in the race between like tenth and eleventh. There's like oh you idiot. The he does all this. Have you ever. Dvr game that you were at and then gone ho at. That's fun to the best part about. Being a sports fan is going to a game and then watching sports center. After i'd like oh that's sick. I was there. And so i used to do this back in college. I went to a couple of washington football team games back then and we would watch the game at the stadium and then we go back and we'd play the commentary and then be like see. You hear what the sandra now here explained to san. I said that to you like two hours. junior spotted. the only thing i had before we get to. Who's back was anki fans. Just this is the second time this year. It seems like yankee fans are just walking around with baseball's in the stadium. Still so i. Was there any video that showed the player getting hit with ball. Because i've only seen the aftermath. No i haven't seen that when it happened. I was like oh. That's scummy thing but maybe it's You know a home run ball. He throws it back. Whatever that happens. But then i remembered that wasn't earlier this year that the there was a delay in the game because there's to run baseball. So yes are yankee fans. Just showing up yankee stadium with baseball's in their pocket. I mean if out of things we have to yankee fans on the couch is that a thing. It's not a thing but you sometimes do. it happened. people bring ball to the game. Can't sarah games. Yeah yeah yeah. So first of all i was gonna say we disavow the throwing of baseball on field however however that was a fucking hoes that that guy has. That's rookie of the year. That is the intro to rookie. The are where he just drills somebody in the outfield. Was it right after a home. Run or no. I think it was in the middle of thing. Okay i do think there's like a i don't know maybe call one minute after a home. Run that if a ball hits like that's not. I don't know if you'd necessarily meant to do that through it. But guys throw balls. Mac guy that hit the net was never mind. Isn't that a yankee stadium. The red sox right now when in was running around or maybe that was also. I come right back into the infield. Yeah this about my own comment. Because now that. I'm thinking about the red sox from the outfield makes i might reevaluate comment. Because there's a chance that maybe the red sox hit that home run ball at the end of the previous inning and that guy still had it it was still kind of his love and if that happened before the next to do it. It's got one minute one minute thrown back. And that's it. I don't think i wrigley. Who bring a ball. They do the. They bring a ball in their gloves. So if they catch an opposing teams homerun. They keep that one and throw the other one. Smart move. Yeah i got. It was in between the sixth inning. The ball is tossed up into the stands and chance immediately began for the fended. Throw the ball back. Okay oh so. He saw overdue both through it up. Probably him yeah. Okay now this gets murky because there were eight. Throw back everyone that said. Throw it back. That's inciting the bronx zoo. Yeah they also were playing the game through like they called it straight up downpour bizarre they call the game and so he actually hit him. Look there was going to be a fight for a second now. That fan is banned for life from all should should over really all thirty par. What actually a huge flat. Yeah what if. What if they get a new year. The raise move to montreal. We put is that a thing that's going to happen. I think there were talks. I think you're confused. So i i say this huge flex upstate for the fan. Yeah like that's the craziest thing to be able to say like. Hey i cannot go to any baseball game. You're gonna get banned from one get banned from all because then the guy is like. Hey hey joe you wanna go game no i. I cannot which sports you think would be the coolest to say you got banned from all the arenas for i think cross. I think it'd be football. Don't have to ever go. i was gonna say because then that just like i'd rather be watching red zone on sundays. Yeah with scott hanson. You but then late sunday if the wf t go to the super bowl that sucks no again. I think he'd rather watch it on tv. Every there's certain games you'd like maybe go see in person. I mean the chances of them going super bowl. Yeah that's true that's fair all right. Let's get to who's back the week. Who's back the week is brought to you by our friends at the cash app. The cash app is back Buying and selling bitcoin is back plane. Stock market it's back so go check it out right now. The cash shop is officially back. Delo cash up entered the referral code. Barstool you get ten dollars. Free ten dollars to spca when you download cash app from the app store. Google play store today so go download The cash app. It is the best app in the world. We love the cash app Catch up ketchup ketchup. Who's back the week. Hank have a couple whose backs my first one is. The kells brothers. Yeah kelce tells brothers. Calcium helps brothers. Kelsey kells kelce kells. Apparently everyone has been calling travis and his brother by the wrong name for their entire careers. Brother jason it's pronounced kelce kelce. What yeah there's like a talk traps kelsey hussein. And he's like yeah. People just always call me kelsey so i went with it but it's pronounced kelly. It's too late you if you let me get away with calling you a certain name for like a year. I'm not changing it. Also he sucks now. Whoa no. I'm just saying like if if you told me the chiefs have travis kelce. I'm like well they're not gonna win anything. It's a rebrand chelsea's like travis ca. I dunno it's got some swag too it no fence who is named. But yeah tyrod taylor was great until he changed his name to tyrod. You know what's interesting so you're not going to respect that you're just gonna keep going kelsey. Listen yeah i think ass. Hey you're asking over the age of thirty years old if you've been pronouncing a name a certain way for longer than five years they'll never change it. Never really. I still call him john wootton but the question is there's one person in this room that should probably change the pronunciation. Will he billy now. Just getting jake de five calls game and make sure to. What if you're calling like when we're in the gambling cape this fall. I will take that seriously so you will call him. Travis kells however it says in the pronunciation guide in the game. Well that's a little. That's the point of it interesting. So you think that everyone has just gone like has read that you think what's breakdown for me real quick. Is the pronunciation game notes wrong or is it that people are saying this is just what his name is. We're going to say it this way. I think sometimes the or the communication specialists puts it out there without confirming with the player from there. Yeah call that person lazy now. There is a patient. Zero in the kells calc- due to do. Yeah we gotta find that guy and have them hung. Actually i actually think that this is. It's bullshit something to me. Smells like there's an ad deal out there I feel like there's an appeal this lingering under the service. I haven't figured out exactly what it is yet. But you have you have two brothers in the nfl. Maybe maybe at kells bells or something like that. So they've been in the league for so long both them playing at a very high level all their teammates. Call them kelsey. All like patrick. Mahomes like greg name skills like he. He made like public statements. Terry kills at the same thing. You've told me that this is how you pronounce your name i liked. There's i'm just saying i smell either. Kimmel incident yeah. I smell in some sort of sponsorship lingering under the surface and who created tick-tock chinese. No patrick mahomes brother. Connect all the dots lebron's james. Hey mother one hundred off this. Pf teas but if it was you can take it. travel mcgee. yeah. I love it all the way. Back to javale mcgee. He's on the olympic team. Now he is the funniest athlete of all time. I think he might be my favorite. Nba player because there will be times when he is the best athletes on the court and then five seconds later he will look like he has never played the sport of basketball before and he does something that nobody else in. The history of the game has done like try like he he'll he'll do a three sixty dunk on somebody and then on that next defense a possession have the ball. I hit him in the stomach and get trapped in his pants. He's a great addition. He's a great addition team. Usa he sania somewhat something like this and now they have it. There's a chance that they don't medal. I was thinking about it. I think they're actually gonna win the gold. I think the a little rope-a-dope this is a great rope-a-dope if heard story a little birdie told me that the boys are maybe having some fun in vegas okay so there may be doing some drinking before games and that might be why they're playing drunk. No they're just you know they were out the night before there. It's a tune up. They're not taking this seriously. once they take it seriously. they'll beat everyone. That's dangerous attitude global game now what i heard. I got the barstool. Sports sportsbook gold medal odds. Usa still have your favorite at minors to fifty. Spain's next plus six hundred. I just. I can't. I won't believe it until i see it. It would be very funny if we didn't meddle. Yeah would it's. It's the us soccer soccer. We're gonna if we're not gonna be good at something. Be the war. He really should. Yeah so fought bad that we can make fun of it. I will that dovetails perfectly because my whose back is us. Men's soccer. we want our group stage in the concacaf gold cuff tournament of french championship. So that's the trophy so we got another trophy. We beat canada one nil. I feel like we should be beating canada by way more than one goal by what wins a win. You know we. We parked the bus. We we did. We got that early. We scored in the first twenty seconds of the game and then nothing happened for the rest of ninety minutes. My other whose back is football guys are back and vanderbilt specifically their coach. Clark leah clark leon pronouncing the defensive coordinator at notre dame. He took way every single number from every single player long program. He said we're going to earn everything in this program. We shared when asked why his players don't have numbers on their jerseys. Until we understand that we rent those numbers We don't own them until we are ready to work within them and leave them better for the next person to wear them. That will come. And i'm not going to put a timeline on that i love it just because vanderbilt no fence to vanderbilt but what am assays can be offensive. Their peak in terms of like being a football program is to maybe start like four no against weak opponents and then get really excited for alabama and lose by fifty. Yeah that's the best that they're looking. I was gonna say like being being less than a touchdown underdog in an in conference game as a massive win vanderbilt. Like six thousand. Six in the liberty ball That's that's an amazing season. Yes yes so it actually to me that while they're doing this football stunt the numbers from plays and practice. That's probably going to make it quite a bit. More difficult for coaches wait. How good the players are off the tape. Can you imagine watching tape. Like the scissor left looking doubt. We'll probably not because he's came from but like watching that film and trying to identify. Who's who and just not being able to tell who your good players are and just fucking yourself over for entire year. Gave you know what though they're all going to be equally good because you gave them the stunt right trying to earn that number. Vanderbilt's back all right. My whose back is the beatles. I was watching paul mccartney. He's got a new documentary on hulu. They also have a new beatles documentary coming out in like a month and also who's back is. I didn't realize this. Until i tweeted that i was watching on friday night. There's i guess. A large part of not a large part. But i would say a decent amount of the internet is now just co opted to take the beatles suck and it's blows my mind. It was one of the first true times that i was getting i was. I felt like an old guy being like you. Guys don't respect anything Because it's like you music at subjective. You can say you. You don't like personally like the beatles you could say you. Don't listen to the beatles. All those are acceptable things but saying they just suck is crazy. What do you think is crazy. Saying the beatles suck would be like saying drake sucks. Hypothetically didn't mean walk. You know well because i went through this yes. I went through this myself about a year ago year and a half ago i realize like hey maybe i just haven't given a shot but it's just try. It is saying. And i listened to it. I was like not you know. Beatles i get it but i know where maybe that person was because when i saw the person tweet you i was like that is the dumbest thing to say that the beatles suck in objectively like you you cannot like it right. But like the beatles soccer like music that is occurring. Right now would not happen if it wasn't for the beatles right and yeah that's actually very similar to what i went through a drake and i if i can change you can change. We all can change. I was just shocked. Turns out like popular. Music is typically popular for rees. Right it was just. It was just bizarre. Because i never even thought that that was a thing people were. Were now running with that. Like the beatles fucking suck i. It's just it's a weird thing. I think it's just looking one guy. Did it looking for attention. Got the attention and now a bunch of people just do it for that same attached. I think i'm going to become a music sucks guy. You know what music is just trash. Okay okay listen gonna music. Yeah try hard. I'm not the bills are not in my top ten bands on my top twenty beds. These suck is crazy. It's crazy you got a john lennon. Version fifty no asthma. Back all right jake. Who's back too soon. The toronto blue jays with emphasis on toronto. Earning july thirtieth for the first time since pre cova city the country for the city fat aspect. Call six pf thi six. I know they call the you can get the did it is up there was that pop that codeine absolutely good one jake and then bill you got some the. Pmt bump is back. Yeah not only did call them. Morikawa win but christian yelich hit home. Run and dave j-o-s-e Yeah the mets had a. I think a couple of sections in the first inning. He coached the rest of the game. Had an unbelievable comeback today go so he also went on the field last friday. I think right yeah no. He's been on the field a couple of times. They've had a couple he's the best light. He is the best bench coach. Major league baseball at stepping in between the manager and the umpire quick on that. Hey he always knows what the cameras i think unintentionally but his back always goes the camera so you can see very clearly. This is a joust special. i also Just speaking really quickly the mets. I our colleague. Frank tank if you were ever to get a tweet framed or put one into what is it. The what's the library in dc that holds everything library of congress library of congress. Yeah i think. The franks tweet about the mets would. It would be the one that he did. I mean does a hundred night. But hold on. I gotta find. Oh i'm so cursed everything. I touch is cursed but the second cursed he fucked up and it's c. u. t. s. e. So yeah so he has typo in the second curse. It's actually likes pretty. it's better than shakespeare. I'm so i everything. I touch is cursed and he spells that cursed incorrectly. Kirsty yeah i was like. That's it's just it's special. You also said michael kahn. Oh for tow as in like over four whatever it would be and then like two seconds after tweeden conforto hit a home run curse strikes again all right. I think it's time we do the space jam to review. Pfc you have a couple of days before we get to it before we get to space. Jam wanna talk to you guys about me on these. 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And then we'll get into spoilers so you can still listen to this if you haven't seen the movie and you're planning on going to see it ruined in the movie ties and then tony kills. Christopher people get really mad at me about that. Well you're on the jersey shore. Sure yeah good. Ma billy billy billy his assignment. Let's be fair. We gave him assignment. He brought in Six people's worth five peoples worth forgot. Jake's orders a chipotle play into the movie theater in his pants and the best part was he. Did this well hanging. Pf t- walked into the movie theater with backpacks and it was. I don't think he realized it until afterwards like you didn't need to do that. He loaded up his cargo pants. It was a great performance by you. We ate burritos inside the movie theater. Well also big challenge. Let's set the stage outside. When he was he was loading up his pants with the aaa he was doing so directly in front of the giant window. That was right in front of the ticket taker. So they can see billy sneaking all this stuff like he was just putting burritos infamous pants phobos one after the other and then there was a guy that was standing in line who steering billy mouth wide open saying. That guy's a genius. I think my exact quote was. Please don't encourage more because again t. And hank had huge backpacks. They walked in with paul and no one said anything. So let's just put yourself in that guy's mindset like he sees somebody putting burritos into their pants and he's like that's fucking brilliant never thought paying goes great job. Also i think would made it look even better was the outfits abilities rock and so he's got the camouflage kit. Yeah the camouflage cargo shorts you had a wolf sweater on those are pants cargo pants. Yeah do do they unzip no they convertibles ones often these days he's got the thong sandals onto the great work. It's sandals is a wild common. Billy does it all the time. It's so easy putting on socks on the pay. Well i get the cargo. Yeah sure at least. You're not wearing those toe guitar. I'm very disappointed on the state of movie theater. Secure was nowadays. Yeah there's like four people working these days and they ran business they can get exactly changed i. It was nice going back to movies. I think he'd been what two years all of us have. Been there I think all of her last movies was nineteen seventeen. Yeah yeah nineteen seventeen or knives out i ca. I couldn't remember the. I don't know which one came after nineteen seventeen came after i thought it was nice. It was a reminder like a still got it like when you shoot a shot or you like run a mile and you're like ooh i still got it. I finished every single one of my snacks including a burrito before the movie started back and i was like yup still got. Because there's i mean who doesn't do that where you get the large popcorn candy and maybe another candy and you sit there for the first twenty minutes and you just go to town and then the movie starts. You're like well a lot of snack. It was very. He did not feel secure walking in the movie theater with backpacks and nobody even bothered to look back backpack at all so we get up there. We start eating or or snacks. We watch the movie. After the movie's over everybody leaves. I know billy's rummaging through his seat. And i can't figure out why he's getting his flashlight. app out and really shining underneath the seat trend. Move the cushions round. He lost his wallet in the seat and the search for the wallet went on so long that it had emptied out entirely the employees. Were walking into the movie theater to clean things out. They saw billy had moved because it was one of the big chairs. Yeah yeah billy had had pushed it out of the aisle and was crawling underneath. Like sir sir are you okay sir. Can we help you student remodeling over here. And so then. Two people had to come help. Billy look for his phone inside of his chair. Wallet inside of chair. And billy what happened whereas you all was at the front desk. Wasn't i think's good performance. I think you need to bring back chain wallets. Billy i think i will start wearing a chain All right so the movie itself. How should we do this. Because i don't know i don't know where we have not said a word to each other about the movie since we walked out of the move. Can i come clean with a confession. Well i have one two while say at the same time. Yeah three to one sleep for you. I was trying so hard. And then i was one of those things where the harder you try like i those i miss probably like the. I woke up at halftime. When michael jordan came in michael beach. I i missed the first half of the game. I got caught on that. I was like holy shit. This movie is awesome. You thought that mj was coming. I saw that coming a mile away. Edible well 'cause. I also like i wanted. It was actually a great. It was a great psychological tests on everyone. Because if you're an mj fan like routing it for for to actually be michael jordan so then you could be like oh. Lebron needed michael jordan movie. That's why lebron would never do. It would've been great. If mj lebron benched for the yes all right so i actually i hate to it. I didn't hate. I kind of liked it as i was with my confession. Okay so. I think that part of the reason why i didn't hate. It is my dad brain like i now. I think my brain has been warped from watching cartoons all day. Where like i can watch cartoon. Now be like i could see how this is to a kid. So that's part of it and then at the end of it. It's it's father-son story so it made me got me a little. Sappy wasn't great. But i didn't. I didn't hate it was good. I can turn my brain off and watch this. And i'm like oh they're the cartoons that are recognize. Jews are funny. I learned fucking. Looney tunes are objectively hilarious. Their looney tunes. He's funny best part when like bugs. Bunny is just like whipping out of piano playing it. That's awesome when when wiley coyotes running into a wall. I i will watch that every time and laugh at it. I have a couple of big bones to pick with lebron james though. Oh he's terrible actor number one normal i. He fucking killed bugs. Bunny okay. he bugs. Bunny is dead weight at the end. That was not but bugs. Bunny is not alive that was a hallucination. Lebron james part because he was drinking too much wine before he dropped his son off nerd school. That was not the real bugs. Bunny he fucking killed bugs but bugs. Bunny well sacrificed. He'll bugs. don't well you go. Yes that's leader of the team. Yes thank you. It's the exact same scenario passing from the end of two cities where that guide which is his body with charles darnay and gets executed for them to be the hero. That's that's what bugs did and lebron. James signed off on the script. He fucking murder bugs. Bunny mad that. I think is just lame whenever a movie does like we kill this guy and then he's not dead. Yes out fucking drafts stranger So that was stupid That was stupid. Yes stranger things exactly. You know what i actually think when into the script i think lebron james might have endured son and i think that lebron james is higher reason for making your face jammed to a new legacy. Barack was to show his son that he loves him even though his son doesn't want to be a basketball soups. Yes if you watched. Any of lebron's videos and instagram maximus his middle child like. Have you watched that movie. You're like fuck that kind of sucks it like you just. Don't they go ever be good at basketball. He is good basketball. But he's not as good as brownie junior. He's a tank the the videos i've seen. He's kind of a beast. I was surprised. Saint kendrick perkins as he we. Where's the glasses and like. He is smaller because he's a little brother but then in his grade versus kids has size like he's a beast yet but that movie like if you watch that movie if you're him you're like wait. Dead basket okay. Yeah i had no idea about the family dynamic. But i i think it's a direct message. He decided most dads will be like. Hey son i want you to do what you love. And i'll support you. Whatever endeavors you want. Lebron james is like. I'm going to make a multi hundred million dollar fooling feature face jammed to yeah and the plot will sit around my love for my hypothetical nerd son. Yes yes yeah no. He's that's a tough watch for bryce. You definitely is gonna. That's gonna hurt his his ego in terms of what would our future pride pride. The don cheadle character. I think i finally understand how. Nfc's work because like he was just doing he was making an. He's not computer right i. I'll go rhythm. Yeah algae rhythm. Algae rhythm that guy i'll i'll i'll g rhythms name was al rhythm. Yeah and the initial was g right. Got it okay. Yeah t's algorithms. As far as i know like don shields characters just he was god. Yes us morgan. Freeman in in whatever that movie is bruce almighty yup he was god and but then he got beat at the game that he controlled. Yes into terrible guy. And lebron tried to go at at don chitose character and don cheadle. I wrote down this line of dialogue. He said i'm the king of this domain. I'm not your coach. Kinda subtle dig. That lebron is uncomfortable because he who rates all of his coaches. I like her that some good digs adam who sheetal. Yeah i know ron brown was written. He's not a good act right. Where we're geeta was like your weight. Your dad left again. Kind of his. Mo like you didn't cleveland. Miami cleveland again. Yup would what what was like We lost the grace of all time. The jury is still out on that. Who who do you think Was the mvp the tune squad. Because i i noticed right win the momentum change Granny that was one i was. I was third because he come back in the third quarter. I thought granny was a superstar. Wiley. cody's move of duplicating the basketball's to cut the lead. He cut the lead from like a thousand in thirty two three hundred thousand thirty two thousand That was that third quarter was a monster quarter i while he probably put up. I don't know what the fuck keep that must have been. He must put up seven hundred points in that. I think those are assists though. Because i think roadrunner scored. The basque roadrunner was. The ball is hit. No roadrunner was feed yet. Roadrunner was assisting with the feed. But that's why lee coyotes machine and he was also scoring himself member. He put the feet on top of the button. Yeah so then. He hit the button. And then the basketballs went shooting out there. A couple of that multiplier was gene. I love that machine. I thought it was a second coolest machine that was in the entire movie. The coolest was just the normal ball. Feeder that lebron james had on his courthouse. Where you just had ball and ball would come out to. Yeah i want that. I want that. So bad yes the but it was. I mean the tune squad. He needed to be bailed out by the tune squad. They put together an incredible second half third quarter especially like that was lebron. Needed every little bit of help you need. That was that my my point is like career irving 2016 finals. Wiley coyote. This game. I would also like to say that they should never make cartoons. Three d ever agreed. It's weird and i think they even did probably a better job in this than most movies do when they try to do it. Like you remember when the simpsons went three fucking bizarre that was yep. It's never gonna look good. Yeah it's like it's like they're trying to make like the. It's like gross. Yes you don't add that extra dimension to it. Just don't do it some things so going from four k. cameras to the case on the fans. Sometimes things are just better right in cartoons or one of those things all right so i kind of liked it. I could see why kids kids movie. I will pick apart a couple of other things though. lebron lebron's not care about concussions. Anymore i counted. He got concussed like fifteen times on one play that will that play and then he also can cuss when he ran in the force field can cuss them so he can cost. Heels costs a bunch of time when he was hanging out with bugs. Bunny i just. That's a bad message to set. He i counted at least fifteen concussions. That lebron had not one person checked it out I think that in in the instance where he got hit in the head like multiple times by the balls right in a row right around. He's probably making the argument that he probably was seeing seven rims after that and was aiming for the middle yup Notorious pg was awesome the ramp. Just the tune squad. That's i think that's really what it ended up being. I the movie. Lebron as an actor was great. The movie was silly but anything into looney tunes does is fucking hilarious. And i just. I love them like you. Don't you don't see them very often. Because you're not dulce but when you do see him. You're like man. They're fucking funny. No matter what age you are. I think that it might even be under appreciated by like the kids. These days are like even kids that are billion jake's age because you guys had spongebob as cartoon that's what looney tunes was for us. I think we need to reintroduce the kids too old school looney tunes stuff. Because i think it holds up. I think they should do a looney tunes jackass. Crossover tunes does jackass. Because i could see them getting into these kind of hijinks all the time. I love looney tunes. I simply i really do. I used to watch hours and hours for got how much how much they were the second that i saw bugs bunny on the tv or on the movie screen. I would i just immediately felt like a nice wave coming over me like oh yeah. I remember when i was nine. Yeah when he when he did when he did. The classic draw a tunnel inside of a mountain. Yup yup that always place. I will always fall for that trick. I think that wet fire is one of those nicknames that is wasted on a sub average player. We who you think klay thompson of average. No i think in that game. Oh got it. Let fire was not he was neither. He's very wet. He was never fire right. He was too wet right so like they. He put him in fucking bucket. You've got absorbed by the giant read. Harry guy like a mop yeah. you can't. It's like tarantula being wasted yes is sweet nickname. And i feel like it was wasted on terrible player. In this game the dame was the best. Yep Why don't they just make it dame all the time. Yeah they should have Diana tracy i felt like that was a little misogynistic. They're like oh you. If you're a girl boss you also are snake. Yeah that doesn't make sense to me. Well the girl boss thing was yeah. There's definitely implied. They also didn't really do any favorite. They made usually. If you're making a celebrity into a cartoon you make them more attractive right. They made her less attract right and rich. Paul scared lola. Yeah what about her. She was all star. She was great. She was insane character. That socks for him yeah. He's dating adele mouth though. Is that really that much of a come up. Yeah because like adele was. I think she was fucking chat. Hey thanks not too long ago right chad. Hanks is awesome. She that's a downgrade i know. I know because if you're rich paul guy be like damn this guy this amazing human being like. She's definitely going to go back to chat at some point. The that chet dick shrew she. She's probably probably just broke up white boy summer. Once you leave you never get wh don cheeto by the way he's the. Nsa what is he the nf. T i know well though he creates i think he isn't enough. T. e. isn't an empty. Also the nsa when he had that thing. Where like if you have if you have a camera on your phone or computer. I'm watching that was just like. Oh that's cool. That was one of those things that if sony had tried to put this out like three years ago north korea would have shut down who sells scary. I saw that lebron. You're watching what's up. What's up with don cheetos little. Psychic little clipper character. That had like that. Who's pat supposed to be. I don't know. I think like you looked like just a floating monitor mouse. Yeah something you guys. Billy what you think jake. What do you guys think of the movie. I loved it. Okay there we go. It was kind of. I did miss. There's mon- stars and some of the stuff in the first movie. But it was like pretty cool. And yeah i mean they did do it was. It was the first movie. Just you know they changed it to. Today's they throw in all their old franchises. Just got a little game of thrones. Harry potter style. Didn't expect lebron making himself a hustle. Puff move is such a raven claw move on his part like. He's not awful poff. Yeah he's not he's just simply slithering and he's he's way. Would i say raven claw. Yeah he thinks he's slithering. I don i think he's raving claw embraced bozo the line in the movie nerd much dirt alert alert. I also want to say that i. I don't think that any of the actual cartoons voices are the original voices of looney tunes will probably all dead. Probably all dead right. i think mel blanc is kicking anymore. But you can hear occasionally yet basketball bunny impression still not bugs bunny right especially after lebron james killed him yeah kept brought him back Tasr is the best. I fucking law. Tasr wildcard to the max. You just never know what you've ever. He's just going to take the game and flip it upside down ends. It spins it around the martian. The martian really is the the whole thing he was the scene stealer. The martian comedic relief. Yeah showing up just because of the flag see. That's what i'm saying like that stuff. Looney tunes is so funny. It really is bugs. Bunny planning earth in marvin the martian showing up the next. I actually think what this movie would have been way better without lebron james oh absolutely i think no lebrons. I think lebron made a great movie actually besides all the scenes that he was in right right. 'ca- job lebron. Yeah yeah that's exactly. That's probably the best way to review the whole thing outside of lebron. This movie was ten out of town. Yep and that's not us. Hating lebron was in the movie. So we're judging it in. It's so talapity. I'm going to say it's a decent watch i yeah. It's not a great piece of cinema. But while i for kids it's for kids. We're not the intended audience. You like most original space. Jam was original. Spacium was up there with the godfather citizen kane. All those movies. What was the movie buffs move. Yeah i think that The original went also had stronger supporting cast of human actors. Yup than this one did. Yep maybe lebron. James doesn't get along well with his teammates. There was there was definitely a a time at when they were first starting to assemble the tune squad and they were getting all the shitty cartoons. That couldn't they're all goofy. And i was just thinking myself when this was being written. This was when lebron james was dealing with his shittiest teammates on the lakers and this is absolutely how he felt. Yes and this like that guy right. Yeah that could be swaggie. Yeah i don't know if they actually played together but Anything else from the movie. It was good to go to a movie theater. It really was. Wasn't chris paul supposed to be involved with the secret stuff remember. He was drinking. I think that was like lebron. Call him up was like. Hey chris. i'll publicly tweet about twice during the series. Tell everybody that. I'm rooting for you. If you can drink. Chris secret stuff on the sidelines remind people. I'm in space jam to you think he was supposed to do that. If you've made it farther in the finals yes definitely would have been absolutely put. It actually would have been steroids so just like he would have been one of those. You can't you can't Give him a penalty for drinking steroids. If he says it's steroids it would have been funny. If when lebron james was in human form he had or was in cartoon form he had like they put the jersey on him and he had done the thing before the game where he stretching out his pants except there was nothing underneath yes when he was getting reddish on his dick like yogi bear. Just flat anything else. Bill you gotta recap anything. yup also only the classics. I love usa for half the move at all. It's actually you you get you. Get king lebron hater. Like you've you've taken over for me. Like did classic. Lebron just can came come up clutching the end of the five five fifth grade game. Yeah also scary to have barksdale that came out of nowhere. The move when avon barksdale choose basketball or video games. That was like okay. Well so yeah. I chose video games like every other. If you had made the decision though at that point that you were gonna play basketball you'd be just I like how the very emotional scene when lebron just stops the game and just hugs his child on the court explains to them like. Hey i'm sorry for being a bad dad. I like how that the entire message of that scene was the real life lebron james if he's ever a bad he's only bad dad because when he was younger yep he had to be so focused and so excellent as a child so he could end up giving his children enough free range to make choices that he would be therefore able to be mad at. Yes so he's like. It's because i worked so hard that you're able to do all this cool stuff that sometimes. I don't know how to handle you being able to do cool stuff. So that's on me. I'm sorry you also wanted to get himself deleted from his son's video game forever True good point and he wrote his oldest son as an idiot like brawny. Junior was was was a bimbo. He was a member in that movie. I thought he gave he got good. Good good out. No he will like he got hit by the ball twice at the beginning. Remember that with allergists. Because he was that was meant to knock him down a peg when he was talking about the nerds habit. He was like oh he probably never cracked book that that was kind of what was implied on kinda made. It seem like brownies athletic. Funny one yeah all right billy recap so about a f one right. What is this push push thing like. What is oh just said in the in the ears to like in driver's ear when he's there saying like you can pass a guy in front of us say push push our bush and then data quote about kelce was extra buzz with the boys. Yes so that's where that came from in. That's actually pretty wild. Because like i've seen jake like look everyone's name like the fact that they have and there's like youtube channels like four. The fact that this is gone so far is crazy. We'd go to up tease point. I'm also vander speaking vanderbilt football. You know who is probably the most famous vanderbilt football player. Sir thomas aaron rodgers brother well jay cutler was pretty good there for awhile true but recently pretty recent i was like what when he get jammed g cutler. One thousand six georgia aaron mary. No you aaron. Murray went to georgia. You're thinking of aaron rodgers. Branagh brother jordan rogers but yes it would definitely be jay cutler perry also watch. I was perfect. But like that's a shame was on the show like a month ago. I know but i. The most famous bears is asking about you actually. Yeah he was a way. We flew rumoring going up so we did watch all the looney tunes boomerang was like that app. You know you're still like also on the planes and stuff they'd only play looney tunes. Yeah we need a new. I i'd be down for more looney about this. How about one night on grit week we get really stoned in which we make looney tunes memes like we do spongebob but also how do we you not give bugs bunny. Mvp again. i was we coyotes. That's little for no. I changed the outcome of that game. I think that it was a legacy situation for bugs. He literally killed himself. He was like die. I'm going to have to kill myself. Who protect lebron. And you go. Oh so sad like was to be. That's right and then he wins the game and all his friends get to come back but he doesn't. There's actually like some christ late tendencies with that story of bugs. Bunny that i think need to be explored. Yeah you think. It's just an allegory for the bible what could be christ or like i said earlier could be like the charles darnay till cities ending yep. Grizzly bears are as fast as resources. Whoa six ninety nine sixty nine eight t bag damn straight gave us some one second seki end o bill whatever. Jd equals him so fun. But didn't you have eighteen before last night and now billy's extra stop and where he's like this. He's not right he's guest. How i'm on on sixty nine twice and you've worn on eighteen twice. Yeah that's pretty cool. Good recovery perfect. Perfect to go. Billy actually citing billy's pumped that whole time. I'm so happy for you. Love you guys shopped old. Look third can't say a consumed own a.

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Wonderful! 136: Mancala on My Mind

Wonderful!

45:50 min | 1 year ago

Wonderful! 136: Mancala on My Mind

"This is Rachel mcelroy? Hello, this is Griffin. mcelroy in this is wonderful. Welcome back, everybody! Thank you for joining us for wonderful. This is a show where we talk about things that are wonderful. The name is what we do and I think that that's important for a podcast. Don't you I do you know I wanted to I came up with kind of a way to describe what it is like trying to do this podcast right now. Yeah, please so one could argue that the times in which we are living are not wonderful. I think that there is you could make a case for that. Yes. But. To give the example of say a Shit Sandwich. Okay. can still be made on great. Bread. That is something bad cell. Credible picture there for us. Perhaps what we are doing describing the great bread on which the shit sandwiches made yeah. There's another metaphor where the Shit Sandwich also always been there. And now everybody's looking. And now the Shit Sandwich is smells so bad. There were noticing the bread and everybody's looking at it and saying what a terrible terrible Shit Sam. Yeah. It's obviously so yeah. We did not have an episode last week. It did not feel appropriate. I think especially I would say this show where Tony we tried to. Focus on the good, and that is not the best thing to do right now like straight up, just trying to. Show away from the. Horrific truths of. The moment and the reality that we live in is not what any of us should be doing. We hope you enjoyed fanti. I. Am like fully in love with that show. Now I've been listening to I don't really listen to podcast anymore especially during this quarantine time where? I don't have my commute or anything like that, but I have been diving into the backlog and again a huge huge thanks to jared and travel for. Letting us. Do you drop of that episode? Please go subscribe to that show if you haven't already. But I don't know what else really there is to say. We hope that you all are staying safe and staying. involved. I know it's been a while since. All of this started since the protests hit critical mass, but it's it's I have felt myself wanting to let up off the gas already and I think that that is an instinct that piano you've gotTA. Push against. So yeah, it's been. It's been like also challenging, but very very like educational time, and that is always like thing. I feel good about is when. you know. So, many resources out there. Available to people that WANNA learn more, and it has been really great to see kind of the wealth of information that you contract down if you're just interested in looking. Yes, we will keep putting links to that in the in the episode descriptions for the time being. I think also that we're doing for our shows. Here on on wonderful our ad revenue. We're going to be donating to a cause that is involved in the moment that we are all in right now this this week. We're going to be donating our ad revenue to the OKRA project, which is an incredible thing. If you've not heard about it, fanti recommended last week, and since finding out about it, it's it's just such a great project. They It's a collective. That is working to feed Black Trans People healthy culturally sort of specific relevant meals and provide the resources to black transpeople so we'll again provide links to them where you can support the Okra project in the episode description, but. Yeah, it's. Just hanging there, just stay. Against a safe and stay active, and and we're going to keep doing this. We hope you'll keep listening. Yeah, do you have any small wonders I now I haven't listened whole album yet, but I have been listening to some of those new run. The jewels tracks ooh, and who? Fire, I have not listened to that I. Just saw that they have a new album out. In that, it is getting like critical sort of like a perfect reviews across the board. The kids might say hot fire. Is that what the I don't think? The kids are even saying that any. Always like eight to twelve months behind, yeah, usually brewed up talk and then like. If I hear a word I don't understand I'm like that's the Dow one is the cool one now. I'm going to say. There is a game for switch called clubhouse games that is a sequel to an infinity game that I also loved, and it is just a collection of fifty one games, mostly board and Card Games you have your solitaire both the spider and other main solitaire mode. They got free cell. I don't think they have freecell on there now, but they have basically like. On their they have all the like. Classic Global Board Games like chess and other stuff. and. There's certain games on there that like I have known about for a long time that I just never really like learned about like Shoghi, which is like? Japan's sort of chess like strategy doing that Mahjong. The other day to I yeah, reaching Mahjong is like fucking wild include randomly complicated, but like you know I. I've I've known about Mahjong for a while, and never really learned how to play it, and so it's been like cool to finally like invest in icy Griffin with that switch and I'm like. Hey, what are your turn at prices and he's like I. Don't know. That right now. I can tell you about the hand I'm working for I'm one from ten pyrite now, so I'm very excited about that development. Yeah, it's incredible. If you have a switch, it is like an incredible value. You go first this week. Oh Great! Tell me what you got some my first thing. Is Language Development in children. As a one, my wonderful thing I became kind of fascinated with this. When Henry started using the word, very. In a very unusual way. Yeah it, but like it doesn't take a whole lot of thinking to figure out why he uses a in the way. It's so interesting. Can you explain how he uses? Vary so a Lotta Times he will ask for something, and he wants to express the urgency of this request or he. Wants, to really be you know, put a lot of put a lot of energy behind it, and he will say like I very like that show. I very want that show. I don't sleep right now. Yeah, it's eight. He uses it as a like A. modifier for like it covers really and like all kinds of other. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and that kind of reminded me, so I took like a a child psychology class in college at talked a little bit about language development. Yeah, it's kind of fascinating. I think a Lotta Times is apparent. You think that child is just kind of mirroring what they hear right you know, and then when you hear them construct kind of a a sentence that you know for a fact, they've never write. It becomes kind of interesting to think about like how they're how they're doing this, so I did a little a little research. A lot of this starts with Chomsky. CHUMPS fucking, not even a little bit really the name is. Familiar. So Chomsky talked a lot about language development, and he specifically talked about the nativist theory, which is that human beings have this language acquisition device just built into them. Okay, so there's there's this idea that instead of language being something that you know you could teach a person like a robot right There's this idea that we have this device in us. That kind of gives us the ability to construct sentences I go. Back. That's in our mind, but Nadi Act back because you are using. Rules to create brand new thought. Boy Kevin CALC caliber was his name Kevin? mcallister could take clips of his. Terrible ongo yelling, nobody could remix them into different clip. There's not even ring next scene. It's brand new man. You're right. Those things I said were wrong, so it's more like a speak and spell where there is no recorded element. Punching desperate to find a toy story. Kind. There's been a lot of studying this over time. There was this idea of. This kind of Empirical AG- against the nativist theory. This empirical thing of you know it's not like we have any kind of innate ability as humans We just over time can put together. These these phrases and we're not like blessed with any kind of hard wiring. Right but I think as time goes on more and more people say like no, you've you've got it in. You right Steven. Pinker is another kind of leader linguist in this field He had a book in one, thousand, nine, hundred, four, that came out called the language instinct Steven. Pinker is kind of like the Rockstar of linguistics. Telling me. Full pinker had dude. What are you talking about trying to talk to me about? His theory of Linguistics Holy Shit I saw him play open to open for him Oh Chomsky Chomsky Chomsky Anish Lonski for my girl out and say the oh I thought it was I, was like the tribute band for Chomsky. Anna Chomsky is from veep and my girl, and also does the is a tribute band for Chomsky yeah she fucking brought house. Yeah, her on that, speak and spell yeah. So in the language instinct Steven Pinker said language is not a cultural artifact that we learn in the way we learn how to tell time or how the federal government works. It is a distinct piece of our biological makeup and the test he did was the one big test. was so as a made up thing he totally made it up. He put a picture of like a bird on chalkboard. And this is a wag, and then turned to kids, and said okay. Now there's two of them there are two in kids would just naturally say was which showed that like? This isn't something they are parodying or memorize. This is something that they have learned how to construct based on this kind of understanding of how plurality. And so this kind of explains why Henry will say very want that you know he understands the very is is something that expresses you know like a steam like in desire right and he knows that he has that, and he's just throwing that into a sentence, because he kind of understands innately how sentences work and we tried him every folks don't worry about it. We every time you get. It's very important that he doesn't know kids the fucking cutest thing in the whole world. Obviously development varies per kid and there's no evidence to suggest that a kid develops. Any more advanced than the in the long run, then another kid right but by their second birthday, most kids have one thousand two thousand words so there is what they call a language explosion. They asked that a super great for people like us who just want desperately to communicate with our child than way? Yeah, between birth and adulthood, children learn about sixty thousand words on average amounting to eight to ten words day that so many words. I know it's just it's. It's a really cool time. especially since we're spending a lot of. A lot of time with our child's right to just kinda see day to day. Kind of how he is is putting senses together. That just totally surprised us in our delightful. It is incredible it's. As. As, much as he is leaning on the same words to form sentences like that in a way that it's very very charming. He also has stepped up his adjective game in a way that. Like like hearing him. Say that he is very disappointed. First Time instead of just like I'm sad is like Whoa. Holy Shit Yeah. He started say things are disgusting and adorable. Yes, like so good incredible. Can I do my first thing? Yes, I almost almost stepped on my first thing. Do My my mini segment 'cause? My first thing is a game that was included in clubhouse games. I have been playing so much of a back gammon backgammon. Or. Some people call it backgammon. I love backgammon a lot and occupies sorta the same. Space as like chess or Any of the classic ancient sort of Board Games name of the game makes it impossibly impossible for me to remember what the game is backgammon. Yes, we say it. I cannot remember what it is because nothing about the name of it gives me a clue that is true. I will give you well. I mean the same can be said for chess or checkers works perfectly actually checkers is takes place on a checkerboard. Well I guess it's only called the checkerboard pattern because it is a. By the way checkers. Is Not a very good game. No, it's not I I've been I've been playing a lot of this clubhouse games game trying to beat the I on the hardest difficulty checkers against a high income opponent when you are also trying to play a high end game of checkers sucks shit, because it always comes down to like you have to king pieces, and they have to king pieces, and you're just like jumping all around the board for an hour and a half until you realize it's all a futile effort backgammon. You don't get that valid as it again. Backgammon game you play. Play where you have to dice and your fifteen checkers on board with the twenty four spike spaces that you try to land on, and you are racing essentially to get all of your checkers off the board you are moving in a horseshoe pattern sort of around this board while the opponent is racing in the opposite direction, so you all these two dice, and the numbers that come up on the dice determine like how many spaces you can move any of your checkers that you have on the boards. If you roll five and three, you can move one checker five spaces. And another piece three spaces where you can move one piece five and then three. And, so you? You do that in an attempt to get all the way across the board and once you get all your pieces like in the homestretch than you can clear the mall for bear off. All of your checkers first person to do that wins. If you, if you land on a space where an opponent has just a single checker, you capture it and you knock it basically all the way back to the start, right? But you can protect against that by having two checkers on a space at a given time. If you have to check on his, your opponent can't land on that space I. Okay, so this is familiar kind of sounds like men Kala but. kind of. Its own sort of thing where there's always kind of illegal move and you all are trying to capture like landing your stone in a space opposite space that your opponent has. Seeds in, but. This is more about more about sort of like building walls that your opponent can't move past. So if you capture one of your opponent's pieces, and before they can move any of their other pieces. They have to get that one back on the board. Okay, you can also make it where you know. You have six spaces in a row where. You have to pieces right, and so you've built literally an impenetrable wall where there is no legal move for them to get back on the board, and you can cause them to what's called dance, which means they can't move, and then it's just like you get free. Move after free move after move after. So what about gain is there a dice involved right so there is a heavy luck component to it, and there have been all kinds of debates like across the world across the centuries about whether or not, it is like strictly a gambling game. There are backgammon clubs where people play backgammon for money, typically over multiple rounds, and much in the same way that like pinball was legislated. As is this a game of chance? And then you get like a pinball expert in there to show you like actually. No, it's a game of skill. there. have been you know clitoral court cases about whether or not. This is just a game of luck in gambling. When, really like there is of course, an extremely heavy strategic component to it. That is really really satisfying i. find that blend of the two things like really really entertaining. I think that is a great just. Chill a two player board game that there aren't like a lot of. It is not sort of mentally taxing in the way that a chess or scrabble is I like a game that does have a little bit of luck because it is. An equaliser is yeah I feel like in this way, it's sort of. The Domino's space where domino's is a game of you know having to? Build. Good chains and try to end with multiples of five. If you're playing with that rule set, but mostly it's just like I sure hope that I have a move that I can play when my turn comes up again, right. Backgammon is that as well so I I? Never I did not know how backgammon let's wait until I moved to Austin, and we had some friends who had backgammon set, and just like we in their backyard drinking, just like hanging out, and you can play backgammon while talking to people and like doing other stuff and it's. A two person game at so important. There's two of us. We can be playing backgammon right now could be playing backgammon wasting time when we're not playing backgammon backgammon is an ancient game, and it's one of the oldest games there was there were. Sort of there's evidence of a back game like a being played in like ancient Mesopotamia like five thousand years ago, they found like sets of dice and checkers and a patterned board game there is. I'd never heard of the royal game of herb, which was a board game that was discovered in. An ancient Babylonian game that sort of acts as a precursor to virtually all board games that we know of now. And it is like backgammon has spread across a bunch of different countries in the Middle East. where it has different names and different variations on the rule sets, but it is like an incredibly popular game in. Coffee houses and other sort of lounge type settings. In. I have a list of in. Iraq Lebanon Egypt Syria Jordan, and just like a bunch of other Middle Eastern countries. And I think that that's really fucking. Cool that it has it has these ancient roots that have allowed it to sort of like propagate across the known world. and I think that's just speaks to how fucking good a game it is! Also that could like, make it. You know like I. It's yeah kind of game that you could like. Pick Up. You know like coins and buttons, and like a he's a paper John. Locke do it in lost like there's a whole thing about gap. Does. That make us set or something like that I feel like. Mukalla. No, I think it was I. Think You, are you? Have Mankhalana I've really insistent? Upon it was is a great game I really like it. I. This is also kind of like a weird like thing to state, but like I think backgammon feels good. There is a tactile like taking the dyson rolling them inside the box, and then picking up like the smooth checkers and moving them around the board like there is a tactile sort of think for you. You're big on that with like video controllers and stuff to yeah. I mean I appreciate. It is important to you and phones, and like any kind of phones I feel like everyone like a phone is the thing you interface with like literally constantly and so I just like you play a chess with. These hollow cheap plastic pieces than you play when the has a good heavy, would pieces and feels good like I. Don't know I just I like that I like that a lot backgammon. It's fun as hell. It's a good a good game that I feel like. I did not know about for much of my life until I started playing it with our friends here in Austin and then it became one of my favorite games and this video game clubhouse games has reminded me of that so backgammon. Check it out. Get get get involved with the backgammon scene. It's like yu-gi-oh, but with far fewer dragons. There's no dragons. I feel like I should say that 'cause I don't want to get emails from people like. I was told there be dragons. Cake can I still you I please do? Okay okay, okay. there. Let me, tell everybody about the rain currently wearing they army on these they are colorful. They are fun. They are sexy and sexual. They fit all my curves and all the right places front issue. We clarify the word doing a sponsor right now at this. Advertisement they big provided these underwear. They are so fresh. And you should get on this boat to. 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You're saying that, but in frozen to he has permafrost, so he is able to transport in any weather so as not as much of an issue, such a dumb asshole. Hey I'm jared hill co host, other brand, new maximum, fun, podcast Fanti I'm travel Anderson I'm the other Amar Fabulous Co host and the reason you really should be. Much of the nausea rising to be Fanti, it's to be a big fan of something, but also have some challenging or anti feelings toward it Cognac. We're all fans of Konya. He's a musical genius, but like you know flavors, choice, or like the real housewives of Atlanta I love the drama, but do I want to see black fighting screen. To now to non non. Tackling all of those complex and complicated conversations about the people, places and things that we love, even though they may not love us back, fanti maximum fun podcast now. Hey can I do my second thing? I, want you to. My second thing is a soothing relaxing trip to the poetry corner. Village recall. Does. Tom Waits is here and. Tom Wait sounds. Like what do you tell a was until you got real quiet? Tom Waits his voice is a little bit more abrasive than that. You the Blues Colleen. That's better as a little bit. It's still not very good though they buddha's side of town. I think I. Just try to make him sound like scary monster like that's all my brain's. To the Tom Waits impression. Let's click the scary monster lever all the way up to all the way up to full maximum impressions. I don't know what I would do without them. I mean you'd still probably be okay. Hey can I tell you about the poet? I am talking about Jacqueline. Woodson ooh. This is a poet. that a I did not grow up learning about okay, but I think should be learned about okay so this is somebody who is currently writing today. Britain a lot of books. Not just poetry the book that I'm talking about though is Brown girl dreaming and it is a autobiography of sorts, but it has done entirely in verse Holy Shit Cool it is. Is An incredible experience to read front to back took me about two days to read it and she tells her story and she's got kind of a unique one. She was born in Ohio but her mother was from south, Carolina, and one of the family to move back there so for much of her childhood. She lived in South Carolina, and this is during the. Sixties and seventies, so she's talking about her experience. As a a child is black during that time period. Yeah, and it's it's really incredible. She won a lot of awards for it. It was awarded the National Book. Award for young. People's literature. The Coretta Scott King Book Award and the N. Double ACP Image Award it's is incredible and she in Twenty fifteen began a two year term as the young people's poet laureate She's written a lot of children's books This is kind of more in the adolescent territory She's also written some adult novels She's just incredible and when I say adult novels I don't mean Erotica. So I wanted to read one of her poems. Please please all. Is that a signed copy? Yes, so my dad got this for me years ago. He's big on the signed signed. You really is. For me, it's I mean it's nice it's cool. I. Don't display it per. Se, but it is a very good book. I'm glad to have it yeah. I love how many bookmarks you having their. bookmarked on my favorite poem. You have like seven bookmarks. As. This poem is called the revolution. Don't wait for your school to teach you. My uncle says about the revolution. It is happening in the streets. He's been out of jail for more than a year now and his hair is an afro again gently moving in the wind as we head to the park him holding tight to my hand, even when we're not crossing knickerbocker avenue even now when I'm too old for hand holding in the like. The revolution is when Shirley Chisholm ran for president, and the rest of the world tried to imagine a black woman in the White House. When I hear the word revolution, I think of the Carousel with all those beautiful horses going around as though they'll never stop. And meet choosing the purple one each time climbing up onto it and reaching for the Golden Ring as soft music plays. The revolution is always going to be happening. I want to write this down that the revolution is like a merry go round history, always being made somewhere, and maybe for a short time were a part of that history, and then the ride stops, and our turn is over. We walk slow toward the park where I can already see the big swings empty and waiting for me and after I write it down to end it this way. My name is Jacqueline Woodson and I am ready for the ride. So can go me chills around, I read it. she she is really incredible writing in that that voice of a young person, which is why it's so appropriate that she was young. The Young People's poet laureate. I imagine it's like a really tricky needle to thread. Yes. Yes, because you don't WanNa. Be to juvenile. But you also WANNA respect. People are. There's value in it. She. gave an interview to NPR and said quote, I'm writing about adolescence for adolescence and I think the main difference is when you're writing to a particular age group, especially a younger age group. The writing can't be as implicit. You're more in the moment. They don't have the adult experience from which to look back. You're in the moment of being an adolescent and the immediacy, and the urgency is very much on the page, because that's what it feels like to be an analyst, everything is so important so big so traumatic and all that has to be in place for them. That's really remarkable. Yeah! I've never thought about writing for young people in that way never thought I've never thought about sort of the the voice that you have to. Use, whenever whenever you're writing for young people. Yeah I just like. The that palm in particular starts in a very kind of nostalgic way, and then becomes so big with this idea of this carousel And I just I just love it. I really would recommend more than a book of poetry where you can pick poems here and they're like I just did I would really recommend reading. The entire book is called, Brown girl dreaming and you, you go through her childhood all the way into adulthood, and and it's just it's so well done. That's a hot hot wreck from actual. Not. Get. Can I do my second thing. Yeah, my second thing is a song that I've had stuck in my head for about a week and I must have been like whistling or something recently because I. Heard you like humming it yesterday, and it like weirded me out if it wasn't that, it's pure imagination. Yes, okay, thank, you must've idea. It freaked me the fuck out. 'cause like I prepped this segment and then like a half hour later you came downstairs and you're like Well what the fuck just happened! I realized this I was doing. This is a song that Griffin normally hums. So must be used to been like a recent. Yeah, I mean I. Can you do this alive? It is it may be pound for pound like the prettiest song ever. I. I'm bringing it up because it showed up in my a. spotify like weekly thing, but it was just like a guitar. A Jazz Guitar cover very very simple one and it made me realize just like the melody of the song so like incredible. Is I'm assuming everybody has heard it is from Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory, and features a like incredible performance from gene wilder. Who Like I got pipes? He does have pipes and I love that he. is like who was cast in this film to exit in this musical to sing it because I like he has a nice voice, but he is not like a so some of the other people who are considered for the role of Willy Wonka's Fred Astaire. Joel Grey. And Peter Sellers like begged role doll to be considered for the role gene wilder came in, and like read two lines, and they're like Yup. I can't imagine. Doing. There's such I mean gene wilder was historically just like a real real big comedy presence, but there's such sensitivity to the way he does this role. That is just so charming. I get I get this. Gene Wilder and particularly like Willie. Wonka, and the chocolate factory makes me emotional away. I don't really understand that sets fair to say I don't know if that's true for everybody, but like for for for me, like I get a little bit, there is a sweetness to. To to his performance in this movie that is like truly sort of gut wrenching. And the song itself is like a masterfully written song, because it perfectly encapsulates the entire vibe of this movie, which is like. Has A vibe that is so unto its own, and to have it all kind of captured in this one sort of wonderful, a mysterious comforting, maybe even just like a little bit. Ominous Song is like it is just. It's a masterpiece. I'm GONNA play a little bit of it because I know, people have heard it before, but couldn't do wrong to hear it again. Real! With us. In the world of my creation will he will. Explanation! To break it down like the lyrics are gorgeous. I think it is. Timeless in a way like on par with like the fucking ABC's like it is on that level. But the bridge of if you view paradise, simply look around and view it anything you want to do. At WanNa change the world. There's nothing to it like you can't beat that so fucking good and so like meaningful, and like obviously ties into the themes of the film, but also like. Transcends them. Just beautifully. But the melody of the song like. What really really wins me over? That the just hearing the first sort of three notes, the first three chimes. The. Boom boom no matter what context they are in, I remember there was a trailer for ready player one, which is not my favorite film, but like it had a like an orchestral sort of reimagining of pure imaginations like playing tobacco. There's this huge virtual world where imaginations Blah Blah Blah. Blah and I was like so not sold on it, but then you hear that plumbed the. Augury fucking. Waterworks That scene also that the song is over is like so fucking good so I want an edible room. That's the edible room scene with the chocolate river where they're like walking around. They've just come out of the little hallway and. You know there have been strange things, and everybody is all of a sudden like they. Your introduction to the to the to the factories so disarming because it's like. Sign Waiver that says if you die, it's fine, and then like here's this weird elevator in. We're all getting shrunk. Isn't that weird anyway? Here's a huge beautiful room that you can eat anything in like it is such like whiplash, and then you have this gorgeous song so like thematically that is staggering also as a child watching the scene seeing them like pick up the little flower, and then like shrink the tea out of it, and then take out of. It is so magical and inventive and lovely, and then acoustic group has stuff. Fuck it all up a glue P-. Is it grouper goop? Yes fucking ruin it I think if you hadn't fallen in the river, they would have just like chilled in that room for like the rest of the movie and everything would have been fine, and then there wouldn't be so many. You'd like fucking child. Instead, we all just chill time in this incredible edible room. This son has been covered approximately a billion times. because. It is you know gorgeous and. Just a just a complete classic. A lot of jazz artists have covered it and I didn't realize this. It's because it uses a lot of jazz chords, a lot of like wild eleventh's and stuff like that, but you don't typically see in non Jazz Song Construction I, Love Guitar, my uncle. Chris Plays Jazz Guitar so beautifully. And I always love listening to his performances. I think that's why this. Version that I heard on spotify like really really got me and the it is in the. The chill hop lo fi genre is also obsessed with this song. So like a lot of that will show up in the playlist that I listened to from time to time. FYONA apple also I saw i. saw you for your phone like didn't didn't. She did. Do you remember what she did the song for now she did it for chipotle commercial aww. So funny. The, it was the short from Oh God. What's the name? There's a studio that does that. Stop Motion Animation. I feel terrible that I can't remember. Be Now I'm not going to be able to get it. Somebody is for sure going to be able to correct me in the comments or on the facebook page or whatever very quickly, but it was a AAA commercial about a scarecrow. Country so it's it's one of the better. It's one of the more beautiful AAA commercials. I will given that it's certainly more beautiful than the ones come on in. We won't give you horrible horrible. E. Coli anymore with our lettuce, or whatever the fuck I think. It's probably more better than the like we won't give you. Diarrhea commercials for sure for sure for sure you say more better. Honey. I did I think I'm. Are you Henry Henry again? But like I feel like you know is attractive. This song because it is a little creepy like you can like creepy direction. The my favorite version of this song outside of the original gene wilder version. Is the Lou rawls version because it's just straight down the middle like it is, there is very little sort of rearranging that is going on. It is just like soulful as fuck and so I don't WanNa. Play Lou Rawls as version of pure imagination to. Take us out just because I I just I. Love it so much. I love this song I love. How many beautiful version it's hard song to mess up an easy song to make absolutely remarkable as you're about to hear from liberals. And Locked. For A! There is no. No. Living there. If you. Hey. Do you WanNa know what our friends at home are talking about? Yes, and by the way in a moment of panic yesterday when I was trying to. Think of wonderful things I tweeted and I got over like four hundred responses from people that were like. Here's my wonderful thing. And it was. It was very encouraging. Lucas says I love when you're cutting green onions, and it forms a gradient of chopped vegetables. That's really pretty unsatisfying. Good, I read that and I was like Fuck Lucas. That is so powerful I love I love cutting up a green onion. It's probably pound for pound the most satisfying vegetable to kyle. WanNa say that. I am going to say well okay when I learned how to cut onion, good like really dyson onion, really really well without like fucking it up or making myself out of green pepper. When you take that, then I hate I hate. Coming Green Pepper. To hit, but green onion when you're cutting it and you like watch the color change, and then you can tell the fork sometimes in like nine or cutting to green onions. The same amount of effort kicks ASS. David says my small wonders. Koji Kondo, who composed the music for the early Super Mario and legend of Zelda Games be over world. Team for Super Mario Brothers, nine, hundred, eighty, five is probably his most iconic work with the Korean time. Soundtrack is by far my favorite of his compositions. If you don't know like all of those like old tunes are like Koji Kondo's work. Until Mikey wrote a bunch of like really really. Still used just video game masterpieces from the early era also wrote the music for. Super Mario World to Yoshi island for the Super Nintendo. That has the most playful the overall team and that one because I did it in Pompano. Sounds like a supermarket commercial. I like Nice. I have a fucking love it. Yeah, because you of very talented and so is bowing in Augusta's. Theme Song. Money Won't pay for our theme song. It's not their theme Song Guitars, but they let us use it, and you can finally to that and the episode description alongside links to the OKRA project again. Please consider supporting them and supporting other shows on the Max Network like Fanti which I'm going to bother you about subscribing to listening to until you have done so I know we've packed into your podcast APP. we're looking at your bits and bytes in there. All of the data What else? I mean just thank y'all for. Keep on keeping on in. Yeah, I think I mean usually we give like action items at the end of this episode, and there's no shortage of action items. We could give you this week and you know. Hey. Hey, this is what I'll say because this is something that happens to me sometimes I'm doing pretty good. Right and I'm like I got this I. figured this out. Two hundred percent. Nothing can stop me, and then I have a bad day and I'm like. Oh, I was totally wrong. What you're still going to have bad days. You're still going to have bad days. You can hack the system and then hey, guess what something sucks. Something sizes lighter and then. The next day you'll, you'll get a new hack, but don't give. Don't give up. Don't give in, keep on going. Yeah, keep on, keep on power and through. That's what they want. They want you to give up. They do what they want you to. Actually with you with that jokes aside. Yes to stay involved say fighting for for black lives, matter and against police violence like I. Don't think there's any more important than you could be doing well. I'm wearing a mask. 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10: Annabelle

"Too dark air with terry carnation episode. Ten annabel it's not the evil dog. It's well you'll see. I mean i wish it. We're the football. This contract pastor depress depress god except the microphone. Oh jesus who has just been using this thing. Godzilla smells like someone dunked it into a broken toilet at a hometown. Buffet you can change these covers alive. You know hello. Hello oh hey sorry had to pop out to. You didn't get any of that ready when you are mr carnation. Okay fine here. We go chapter ten the italian swine. I am asked on a daily basis. How celebrity in this ultra transparent era navigates. The dating world is a single available sexually relevant mail. Well it's not easy. Let me tell you. It takes a village to success believe as a potential meat for vero celebrities such as myself thankfully. I have my trustee therapist. Dr captain two toss ideas around with our relationship has become a true collaboration. A safe space an elegant dance if you will. I'm not saying your piece of shit. Kes- didn't but others will with advice you've been peddling lately. Well hello to you to terry. You know what you did refreshing. When zaylon died you told me to keep a routine to shower and groom myself every day later on. You told me to quote unquote enjoy myself at work. So thanks to you and your advice and your pills here. I am in a situation. Can you help me a little by defining situation. What started as one night drug enhanced. Sex marathon with dr lizzy has slowly blossomed into something else before i knew it. I was in a wicked pool house behind a two story. Modern cape cod with gabled roofing and a subzero pro. Forty eight fridge stocked with snapple. And you're the one who told me to perfume myself up like some kind of radio peacock terry. Are you suggesting all this started because you started to shower and groom yourself. Celebrities have a much lower flash point for these things. More importantly i am doctor. Liz superior at work. My god kissed kistin. Have you tried talking honestly and directly to this woman about what her nurturing but concise sexual style or vast selection of artisanal soaps and lotions. I guess i could talk to her. But it's like you know a good thing going here this pool house when we have all the sex in has one hundred inch four k. hd screen with voice activation and all the cable channels including the epochs channel affects. Terry what is it exactly. You want from this relationship. Well frankly what i need is my own set of keys to the house. But don't you want to go a little deeper than that. Now that's true. I think a main house key is very reasonable. I do think she could give me a little more rope man. I'm still mourning here. Well depending on if salon still alive am either morning or cheating sometimes. Both simultaneously like the other night. When i started crying during intercourse. Perhaps if you're just upfront and honest lucas tripping on her breasts. Don't know what this woman is thinking. She may be on the same page with you. Just be honest Just talked to her as an adult woman. I mean clearly. This is no girl i'm dealing with. This is a real woman. Yes terry just talk like an adult two adults talking there you go. That's great terry. Really great progress. Well no thanks to you. I'm not even sure. I should pay full price for this session. Seeing as i came to everything on my own you have a five dollar co-pay you couldn't buy a medium watson with that great that is your one good idea of the month. I'll bring her lottie carnation out. You're listening to ks. Be kinda spectacular broadcasting. Hello good evening. Hello hi oh good. Evening terry's oh you shouldn't have no cheat this extra very expensive lotto is not for you. I'm glad i'm actually allergic to milk. And all other foods that can be made into milk so is it For annabel that name while it was on your last show. oh right. no no Is lizzie around. Yeah she's on the air right now. Here lemme enhance. And before i go to that he castrated loser. Who just called in. Here's what i have to say to you. You need to seriously re-examine the life choices you may trust me your kids eight you for reason all right up next. Would lady that psychic lady up next. You've been listening to the doctor lizzy show. It's just what the doctor lizzy. Well hello bear boy toy. I'm brought you this. It's a foam even allow half calf with cinnamon. Oh that's so sweet. But i never touched the stuff. I'm naturally caffeinated. I thought for sure you'd know that by now. just listen. Meet me at my house. At two o'clock park six blocks away and come in at the back alley door by the garbage can. We'll hold on i. I was hoping that well we could address the elephant in the room. I i told you. Effort is much more important to me than size. What really. that's all. No no no. No no no i mean you know here at work well. You're my subordinate. Excuse me. I get twenty. She'll ratings possibly three times. I have eight hundred thousand instagram followers and have been here five years without taking crazy break. I have a publicist. Which of these makes me your subordinate. You know what forget about coming over. This isn't going the way. I thought it would. Yeah god forbid things. Don't go your way. I gotta go me sick cheat. Did you hear that. unfortunately yes. She has a commanding voice that really carries. She blew me off after everything. She made me do that. We did together is only one reason for this. Yeah harmony dating options like that hot ups guy with sometimes hot. You know what's no no. She's in on it see she's in on the conspiracy. Yeah i think you're going to have to narrow down a little bit. My wife is still alive. Jeet lizzy knows it. Someone got to her. I mean why else would she rebuff a celebrity of my stature that she now has carnal knowledge of we had intercourse in the dog style. Yeah who wouldn't want to do that with you again and again zero. Since i'm gonna need to go back into my past unluck my future. I need annabelle. She will have the answers jeet. Bring the car around. Yes oh you mean my geo metro yes. The biggest life decisions lawn i ever made was adopting annabel. Our lives were turned upside down. But in the best way you know we got no sleep. We have a lot more responsibilities but our lives suddenly had meaning soon. We weren't just living for ourselves but for someone else to for someone so small. She made our lives ten times bigger. Annabel well frankly. She taught us how to love. Giving up. died was the hardest decision i ever had to make. And as much as it would reopen that wound. I needed to see her again. What is this place. Delong sister jill lives here with her husband. They have a daughter of their own and have also been annabel's guardians since salon died. They hate me. You're kidding their parents named one daughter's lawn and the other one chill. that's weird. is it short for like john g. Oh these people are not like you. And i the closed minded and very susceptible to any type of corporate manipulated suggestion. I need to win over there. Deluded minds well You guys have history right. So why don't you tell them funny story about the good old days. Things were simpler s. Everyone loves those idea. Okay yes but seriously jill. Well look who it is. Should you be getting probed by alien somewhere. Oh i get it very funny jill. You're looking well. We've lost weight. I guess at least what thirty five pounds. I made months pregnant but i know that a woman your age can still have children a fertile. What do you want. Terri came to see annabel. i knew it. I had a feeling cindy takes care of her. Now that's up to her cindy seriously. Letting a third grader. Take care of annabel. She's fifteen doesn't mean she's not still in third grade could her mother and annabel needs a lot of attention. I'll have you know what what are you want with her. I can't really talk about it. I just need to see her. Now without cindy's permission talked to cindy then now. She's taking a selfie class over zoom. How she has tiktok class break after it. Sorry you can't hear. God okay i will wait for dear little cindy how long she's going to be the tiktok class runs longer. People get excited. It is very important for all of us that annabel where those guys down there. It's terry carnation. He's to be your uncles julia. Remember hands jill. You're on call and anymore exxon co-chairing cindy cindy down here. Please don't leave until you take a good selfie. I love your sunday nice room. Cd this is that justin bieber that's ninja. He's a gamer Youtuber knew what youtube is. Oh i am familiar with youtube. Have amassed a few of us myself called selo really really to my answer salon. Only recognize your name at all from being made fun of at the dinner table. Sorry tell them a funny story about the good old days were simpler. Everyone loves those. Yes yes cindy way back. Actually i remember when i first met you. You were like. I don't know three years old as alon your mom or having some people over for dinner of twenty thirty people there and you are as cutest could be. You just ran down the stairs and made a big announcement to everyone in the room. Really what did they say you mama duty time. I have a dirty diaper white. My to she mama wipe my to she tushes then you drop trowel in front of the party and ran around in a circle screaming duty duty duty time. We thought you might have gotten into the liquor. Cabinet is very charming. okay. I think we're done here. Yeah wait visit cindy. You're an adult. Now i get it. I'm just going to tell you what i need. I i need her. Are you talking about annabelle. Why do you need the guinea pig that you abandoned years ago and might i add it. Better makes total sense. And you have five seconds okay. Look it's not a big deal although salon was certified did by the tijuana coroner's office. I'm not so sure. Especially after future. Terry carnation cold into my radio show in reminded me about annabel so now i believe annabelle was a witness. The nights dylan was quote. Unquote killed you. See so obviously. The answer is somewhere in that guinea pigs marble sized brain. So what i wanna do is simply bring annabelle to a radio pet psychic. I work with to find out what she really saw. You see. it's really not that big of a deal. Hello okay just wo because that is awesome awesome can can i please have now. I don't know she's very important to me you. We have like a bond. We're both blonde. We're both turn all terrible magazines. And according to my memory of you you both poop little pellets. fine just spill it. What do you want for Well i'm i'm in the mood for some fro. Yo you know. Parents are real dictators out desserts. I think a large would do it. Okay fine but nothing over ten dollars on the midday toppings you kidding me you know how much a scoop of gummy worms costs. I need three toppings. Three toppings of one scoop one container if it doesn't fit in the container tough if they view a second container for just your toppings tough you gotta deal deal. Pack up the pig. We'll be right back after this word from our sponsor dr listeners. Let's get serious for a minute. it's me terry. Well you probably knew that therapy has been a crucial part of my life for the last thirty years. Why would i not spend the time energy attention and money in making myself a better person a more balanced person. I wholeheartedly recommend talk space for therapy. You can sign up online and start therapy the scene days you sign up you can text video or send voice messages. Tear licensed therapist. 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I carry how you doing. This is dave from livingston new jersey. Very happy with you dave. And if dr lizzy or say hello to her for me. I'm a big fan. Okay okay yes. I sure will dave i show will take. Do you have a question or something. Because i'd love to get to an actual era starting word topic anything anything dave. Yeah so yeah. I i was watching the brady bunch on hulu recently julian de streaming subscription and. I noticed that they all had episodes except season one episode thirteen. When all the brady's get the measles do you remember that one. I don't remember that. But oh how i remember the brady bunch. I was the biggest alice fan. I found her fascinating. Captivating misunderstood she was the servant and yet she was the one in charge. And i i remember wishing as a child i wish i had an alison my life. I wish i had someone to tell me what to do where to go. Clean up after me this. Give me a smart little. Sassy remark with my mother. Alice if i was mr brady. I would've jettison that blonde bimbo and gotten together with alice. You don't you don't even need whatever what's her name. Barbara eden she She she she is great but what. What was what i thought was crazy about. This is that. I think viacom. Cbs was paid to get rid of that measles episode because they show the family just getting over and they didn't even go to the doctor they'd go to the hospital after after just a few days really fascinating and it always seems like alice was wearing a kind of a maid's costume but it was kind of address. It was kind of in between the two you always wondered like what did she have on up under there but my thing is is that this whole measles thing doesn't fit with the whole big pharma agenda to give all those pointless vaccines i mean. We're getting poked and prodded indeed. We are poked and prodded get poked and prodded by alice. I'll tell you that. But yeah i don't know measles measles when's the last time you ever heard of anyone getting the measles right. Well my My parents both died for measles. Oh yeah sorry. Yeah it sounds. It's it's it's a pretty terrible disease for a lot of people. So yes it's It's really it's something to examine measles vaccines episodes but the you know what's interesting to me. Dave is the second biggest room and the entire brady household. Is mr brady's office. I mean as a giant space right. He's got his own fire of yes and he's in the house. I think there's four bedrooms. They shared the way they vehicle rooms. I can't really good fit king bed in that thing. You could adopt another three children. You know alice could live. Well hello thank you does. She have kids probably husband. I think working claiming she has a husband or boyfriend. I don't know what their situation that really blows. The illusion is being being single and being available. Well thanks for your call dave. Thanks for having all right. Sorry about those measles okay. Next caller take a deep breath urine. Dirk air with terry carnation carnation nation. There is so much misinformation out there about eating healthy. remember that old food pyramid. We were taught kids. Well guess what it's completely obsolete. What about the fact that you're not supposed to eat after ten at night or after midnight or in my case after three a m who knows neum knows if you want to lose weight. It's not about one thing you ate today. But how you eat. In general neum knows the answers to all of your food questions. He's the same. It has to do with psychology. It's about how you eat. In general based in psychology with neum you pick the health goals that are right for you and neum personalizes a weight loss program to help your aspirations become reality. I've always had a rather strained relationship with food. And for once in my life. I would like to eat better to feel better to have more energy to enjoy exercising again and to understand my cravings. Now this is based in psychology and it has a cognitive behavioral approach which means it's not just about losing weight. You're building the habits that you need to keep it off. So there is a science to getting healthier and it is called neum. An ohio san up trial today at noon and o. m. dot com slash dark support the show and put in the dark and dot com slash. Dark learn how to eat again with neum. Sign up for your trial today at n. o. dot com slash dark. Oh look we have here. We've got marguerite calling back. The time traveler is with us. Hello agreed your back on dark air. Where are you this time or. When are you this time. Well i finally made it happen. Terry and i am in nineteen ninety-seven america. Let me get this straight. You could go anywhere or any any win you like. You could go to the parthenon right ancient egypt. you could be there at the renaissance. You could be there. At jesus's crucifixion and resurrection anywhere. And you chose to go to nineteen ninety seven one hundred percent. Who wanted why. I'm a little taken aback by terry. I thought you were open to all possibilities Even the grunge possibilities But nineteen ninety-seven if you must ask Is the year of the loomis. Fargo bank robbery. is the year that titanic was released in the fates her. I'm going to go see it today. In the theater like wide screen you could see popcorn in a rerelease not think. When is it going to be released. Okay do i have to say anymore. Do you really need more examples of why i picked nineteen ninety-seven a would like more reasons. I'm glad you The thirteen kilometer confederation bridge which was the world's longest bridge spanning ice-covered covered waters opened between prince edward island and new brunswick canada. Look you're reading in the paper. I'm looking at today in the paper. I'm looking at the paper that documents. Googling nineteen ninety seven events and just reading. In fact. i can't google because google exist right now. So that's partly why i called. You was that. I want bet on the super bowl and win some money but i don't know anything about football. I should have probably look this up before. I came but i was just too excited about the spice girls but Can you google it permit terry. Who won the super bowl in one thousand nine hundred seven i give them all off just like hang out here and green bay packers green bay but gotta split the proceeds with me with your buddy terry hundred percent hundred percent. Okay but guess where. I am right now terry. Kind of buried lead here. Because i'm super excited. Where's that marguerite. Okay so i'm in line at a bookstore yes. An actual bookstore is is where waiting in line online not online and guess what getting ready to buy. Nice red oak. I think you're being funny. Okay come on nineteen ninety-seven her means. No what the first. Harry potter book comes out of this year. Not only in a year. And today i am in line for the first harry potter book. She's an epic day. You are going to buy the first harry potter book and go. Take that book and you can read it in the lobby. While seeing titanic in its opening week friends taping. I'm sure that can be arranged. Marguerite thank you so much for your call. Go to a break. Appreciated have fun in one thousand nine hundred seven. Thank you so much okay. Cover jumbo gumbo caring love to hear back from you marguerite so long enjoyed titanic again number of no little word from you guessed it our sponsor hello nation of carnation listen. I know that some of you are sleeping on some old saggy mattresses at night. You know who you are and you deserve better to give yourself an upgrade. There are so many reasons to lose sleep these days. There's politics there's pandemics. 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And you get to try it out for one hundred nights risk free so he looks is offering up to two hundred dollars off all mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners. At helixsleep dot com slash. Dark that's alex. Sleep dot com slash dark for up to two hundred dollars off and two free pillows. Who doesn't love a free pillow before we go to commercial. I just wanna be totally clear on that one last point. Of course you can do naked yoga in front of your pets. In fact it's the only way i do it because remember our pets don't instinctively know what close even are so when i'm in my living room during my down facing dog on not row i will proudly let my sit in rows balloon behind me. High into the air right against my aquarium will be right back after these words annika. Oh my shows going great so far. Hi terry ooh so sweaty. I'm sensing a lot of fair ramones in the air a veronica. I need you to see someone before you go back on the air. I can't go into details but this little guinea pig right here could have life or death information. I have an idea come on my show. We'll do it together. I can't do that. This one's too. Touchy touchy is good. I like touchy. i am touchy. But i'm sorry terry if you want to do this i'm going to need you with me remaining two hours okay. Fine come on. If i can do it anonymously. Teri my mother always said to me. Don't ever give it away for free. Darlan that's disturbing so if you want guinea pig answers then. I need the great terry carnation in the flesh. Welcome back as in. God's we have a very special edition of pet psychic tonight. The one and only terry carnation here with us as co host. One could say. It's the veronica plus terry show Alot veronica pleasure to be here. I wanted to see what you could get from annabel here. I won't tell you anything about her. I want her to tell you what it is. She wants or more importantly she might have seen in her life. Okay okay and this beauty. Oh yes yes. I'm getting a lot of action. Lot of turmoil. I knew it. Can this guinea pig. Tell you anything anything important. Oh yes yes. He's got a lot on his mind. Her mind oh her mind yes yes. She says she says what. What does she say. She says she did. See something something intense she shall never forget. Why god what was it. It was a glimpse of you. In your miandi is my my what prancing around your apartment in your ear is soft micro modal brick me on these terry. I've never been so jealous of a guinea pig. Are you seriously thinking. A me. On these plug. This incredibly vulnerable moment for me. Oh lighten up terry. First time purchasers get fifteen percent off and free shipping. And if you're not satisfied for any reason they'll refund exchange at no questions asked blah blah blah. Yes i know kadota shamelessly crammed in plug so to get fifteen percent off your first order and free shipping to me dot com slash dark. That's me undies dot com slash dark. Now it's take a breath and get back into the legitimate animal psychic communication oath saying she's being silly what. Why do you feed me so much. Celery seems to have an english accent. Oh that's yes she's from the hoi she's telling me i don't feed her salary cindy feeds. Oh yes yes. She knows that she knows well. Then tell her to stop fooling around. Annabel bad stop it right now. Bad serious bill okay. okay. I'm going in going in deep now. Terry i need you to go pee pee in the shredded paper like i do sip water out of the upside down bottle. I do too much sensory. no longer gamut. Where is she. What happened is allowing. You'll blonde rat. Tell me how. I would live close. She scared now. We'll be right back after this short. Break up sorry about that now. I think we might need to turn up the heat and outsmart this headstrong little rodent. What do you say we need to bring into big guns. Do you know any real psychics. People psychics seconds. Veronica is sure. Do all of psychics no each other. We do a monthly potluck. None of us even has to say what to bring. And we're back with the borana ca plus terry show for this next segment. I'm calling on all my peeps in the psychic slash human department. We need your help to rony the magnificent if you are there call in to rony any of my top psychics. Please call in so many molise birdie. G cassia maude. Anyone here we go to rhody my friend. You are on the air work your miracles. Hello this is tony. I need tunnel. Silence total silence. I radio talking talking talking. Maybe that i sent it. Sent what you didn't get my psychic message. Do you have a psychic spam folder. I don't. I don't know what you're talking about sent it. It should be their lord okay. Fine with about his need for companion. Thank you yes oh his. This guinea pig is a female perhaps birth gender. Hello thank you ronnie here birdie g you're on the air thirty knows his stuff. I have been listening very closely. Terry i want you to put your face right up against the guinea pigs. Put your face right up to his hers. Yes that's right her to be a psychic. Listen listen listen closely to what do you do. You hear that her speaking. That's her sole speaking in her. Soul is saying she wants you to eat her yes he or she wants to eat or devour her out of her misery. The thought of more salary is just too much what i'm talking about. I'm not going to eat alive. Guinea pig on the hair. What she wants what she needs to not going to come one with her mud mud finally line three. Hello i am saying it very clear. They this skinny big was a great warrior. yes yes. Violence was a way of life The courage the valor. The heroics the saw the violence the pain. Oh he wants you to know god gammit. It's a she can't even get the gender right. Mike god you so called. Psychics are all a bunch of farcical cracks. Every single one of you has complete. Swindling hack terry raise on the weak minded. What are you haven't been around such complete idiots since that youtuber convention bucko psychics and fuck called guinea pig. Well that should do for tonight. This is veronica the pet psychic telling you we are all spiritual beings having an animal experience. Some of us in human form so please be kind and loving to all forms of life. Good night veronica. That psychic will be back tomorrow night. Terry you've done it the message boards are lighting up. You're kidding really yes. You are trending on the internet. My friend a crease upright. It's dedicated to just opened up. Terry carnation animal hater psychics against carnation and fraud nation. And you should see youtube. The haters are loving you hating you been telling me why that's a good thing again terry. They're digging up your tweets. is huge. I've never tweet him. My god theory. You're on the dark web and someone said they found your medical records. They have so many opinions about your hygiene. I it is one testicle. Okay someone once wrote. Humiliation is the beginning of sanctification without it. One cannot see god. That idiot was wrong. The damage was done. I had crossed the metaphysical line and there was no turning back. I was the official celebrity pariah of the psychic community and with vat ruined any chance at connecting with my beloved salon. Also i completely forgot that guinea pigs are like pez. Dispensers for turns. Cindy thank you so much for taking annabel back. She really belongs here with you. Yeah well my parents are certainly going to be pissed. So i guess actually i should thank. You liked this tart yogurt thing. Why didn't they have this. When i was your age toppings creative. I'm blondie bites. yes please yet. No thank you to the word tart. It's not it's it's not pc anymore. You can't say tart so oh how about empowered sex worker yogurt. That's actually a pretty good. Is that better. it's pretty good. If you can stick probiotics in there somewhere too. I mean there's just like health benefits so excellent so my aunt really loved you Salon and i had well an indestructible bond. It was unorthodox one that most people could not understand with their limited emotional intelligence. Why do you ask actually. Even my mother used to say dinner all the time. I you know i like. I can't believe my sister is madly in love with that stupid delusional paranoid maniac. I fear him but she doesn't against all odds you know. She really truly loves that weirdo. She really really does and this weirdo loved her. Are you gonna finish that. Empowered sex worker probiotic yogurt. Or could i get in there. Be my guest. Cindy it's really tart a watch your language young lady dark air with terry carnation was created by rainn wilson and aaron lee and is produced by tom. Harp and chris. Kelly starring rainn. Wilson is teri carnation car and sony as jeep. I'll magic alice al. 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The Adventure Zone: Graduation Ep. 18: Field Trip

The Adventure Zone

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The Adventure Zone: Graduation Ep. 18: Field Trip

"A It's me Gary previously on the adventures zone graduation, the thunder men went on a real world assignment, and worked with some centaurs to prevent a war over some magical apples turns out an evil wizard named cow Hain who was working for demon print and stolen the apples. This presented an additional problem from the fundamental because they were hoping to steal one of the apples themselves you see. Lincoln staff and told him he needed it to save his brother, who had been transformed into a dog, and after deemed prints curse him disguised himself as. Roma's and took over the school, working together the fundamental able to stop the wizard recover both apples and head home. Just, when it seemed like the fellas that it all figured out squad of demons attack the tavern. They were hanging out at luckily they had help from some friends, and they were able to catch. A ride was some Pegasus. Pink. In the sky everything is serene. Your bruised bodies began to relax. And you are aware of an even deeper soreness. Your bones and blood seemed to egg, and all you want is to sleep, but you can't. Unless you went to risk slipping from the backs of your, equine saviours. Breeze via the fear bulk as made introductions. The fair bulk writes. The Shire Horse named snow on the MOM. Argo stride. The Peruvian Paso named fittingly storm at sea. Fitzroy is writing breezed through the willow. After taking to the air, they headed in the direction of the school. You weren't sure what you expected to see. As Your Approach, the complex distraction, flaming wreckage, an epic battle of good versus evil, but it looks exactly like it would on any other night like dead when you laugh. The Pakistani wing their way past the school and towards the unknown forest before long, they began their descent into a small clearing. It is an oasis of light in a sea of darkness with the moonlight illuminating the area. The other should be right behind us. Says Breeze through the willows. Only this time it is in all of your heads, and not just the fear books. What the what the hell. Sorry I should've worn you I hear in the clearing. It's possible for anything to communicate with anyone and vice versa. Could Talk to like that rock over there. I. Mean I guess I should say anything sentient. More listen to you. You give somebody a brain in a voice and all of a sudden. They think they're better than all the other rocks. No I'm just joshing our our friends. Do you think or I do feel a little bit guilty for just kind of dipping out of that situation definitely seemed like they all had a Boehner's for murdering specifically the three of us. And I don't WanNA toot my own horn, but AB specifically myself. But did just kind of say like hey, good luck with the apparently infinite number of demons. There were others sent to get your friends they should. They should be along right behind us. Are you okay as everyone. Okay. I'll BELVA consented A. Fight. Could use some healing, oh. Yes, of course If you check in that basket there, there's some healing items. There are some some potions and whatnot. Fear it's so good to see you again and breathe. The willows nozzles you gently. You wave grown so swiftly. I've needed to get strong here. fremaux ride gotta say breeze smooth sailing the whole way through I thought satellites. It was gonNA hurt in my. Bathing suit zone, but all. It felt it was not that it was like nothing. It was perfectly smooth up there and I just want to say thank you for them. Well I am so glad to hear Fitzroy that you're bathing. Suit areas perfectly smooth. No. It's your back with smooth on my dating sued area Oh. Okay I understand now. So. Yeah, are we like? Is this like a demon free zone or because? They seem to have a beat on us. Yes The Guardian keeps the clearing free of threats. You'll be safe here. Cocoa. That great because we do need some time to come up with a game plan. not sure how well-versed in of this demon business new you three. Equine friends are, but it's A. Little bit worse nobody of an infestation that I think we originally. Thought. Yes we. We are unfortunately very aware of the team and situation. Who sent you to get us? How? How did you know to come? The Guardian The Guardian sent us. On Hegel Mrs Behalf. It I mean I thought the Guardian listeners to sort of like. metaphorical. Meta, forrestal, that's nothing I'm sorry about that Thing, but that you're saying that the Guardian was just like just dispatched. You buy called you up on the horse phone. Yes. The The Guardian is an ancient and powerful being keeps. Or has kept the unknown forest safe for creatures for. Nature to be protected from the world of man until the demons came. Are Deal worst. Indeed, they are you here. Is Very deep very sonorous and Fear, Balgham role a perception check for me. Yes. I, for some reason I had not thought to. Prepare any dykes for today's than. Why would we need them? It's just entrance dragons dragon. For to these adventure. I thought it was just kind of a chill horseflesh, yeah! I had I had it first planned about forty five minutes. Just horse talk. But I shorten that yet to you saved it all for my brother. My brother May twelve plus seven nineteen. You actually have heard this voice in your head perform on the first night of school when you did the initiation ritual and carved on the tree. This is the voice from the being. You heard in the woods. Will okay. Oh, so we just heard the voice of the The Guardian. Correct. Okay. Now, look as hard as you can. You cannot see the Guardian anywhere and breeze sees you looking around when you hear the voice, and says the Guardian will keep itself hidden. It does not allow itself to be seen. because. Its appearance. Is Unsettling our I mean we take all kinds here we have we're not. We're not here to judge. And you hear the sonorous voice was more in your head say. Millennia ago. I was hundred because of my appearance. That is why I came here to the unknown forest to keep myself and others safe from those who haunt I do not show myself. Now looks like a giant gummy bear. like yum. Yum! Yum! GimMe, some McRae that make that huge sentient mcrib. okay well. Let's not press the issue I. Don't want to be a real in the by. There's a really beautiful and serene situation that you have going on here. Three flying horses. Mystical, protective spirit, loving all of that, but there are very pressing matters at hand. vis-a-vis a demon, prince, occupying be school, where all of our friends are currently sleeping I, assume and so I think it would be pertinent for to figure out how to. Explode him or at least get back to Higgins and find out what sort of plans he's got like we I kinda WanNa. Kind of want to get a move on. It is worse than you know. Hagel myths and his brother Horon MOUs have been taken captive by the demon prince. He called to me and asked for assistance and told me to retrieve you. So Higgins and the dog brother right correct. Okay! Okay, just wanted to keep it the player straight. Why taken captive might not just. Kill Them, and how were they taken captive? He had wards all over his his office. I do not know. Our connection was cut short before I could collect further details. You see a shape. back lit by the Moon as another seed lands in the clearing this one, a dappled grey horse with a FIA Astrid when they land, machine dismounts, and breeze asks thaw of the spring. Where is night of no clowns, thaw of spring answers that night of clouds took the wear bear moon directly to a healer an Alpha explains he was in bad shape. He'll he'll live. He'll be fine, but. It was getting pretty dire. Okay, it's good to see that the three of you are safe. Yeah big UPS for the he'll Really put spring back in my step, Alpha. We can sit around here and talk about how bad things are and I at their demons everywhere, but that's not going to make their be less demons so. What do you think we what what should we do? I wish I had a quick answer for you. It's starting to get. And I'm not telling you anything. You don't know complicated I am at your disposal I can assist you in whatever you need Kira or I can head back and see if I can muster any support amongst the bureaucrats at the heroic oversight Guild. Past that I think we're probably well past. That bureaucrats could since they have infinite demons I. Don't know you could bind them with red tape. Could I make an investigation check because you can do anything the only limousine immagination. Okay, then I want a flying Wonka vader now I wanna make a some kind of check. To know more about this Guardian, okay! Is this the first time we've encountered the Guardian League because I. Don't see the Guardian written down in any of my copious notes. This is the first time that you have officially been introduced to the Guardian, but the fear bog spoke briefly with the Guardian on the first night of school, though was not aware at the time that that was what was going on. Okay then i. then let me do this. Fair Vogue. You avowed for this Guardian I mean, are they? Are they cool? Are they cool man? On you asking you have. Truthfulness in. THEIR HEART! I. Think that's what I said. Yeah Yeah Yeah. Are they, are they? SHOULD WE TRUST THEM I? Mean are they good folks kind of sounded like you're asking. If the immortal guardian of the woods had drugs on them that you can have. Skiing do the party. A. And how hard somewhere festival twitches just like. How? Someone say party. The No! You. Trusted too much this year I, think! I think. You Only Trust Moya's. All right then argue is gonNA make an investigation check into the Guardian. Him Yeah about an insight. Check inside check. Yeah, it doesn't make any difference. It's a one. It's a critical physical. You get a Migraine from. Too Hard and take. Mat happens a lot. What can we talk to? Can we talk to anybody? Yes. Can I ask storm at sea. Sure 'cause I want to hear new character voice. Okay, great so far I've just been doing kind of slightly deeper, but sure yeah stormy. Tell me about. Okay so they all right? Are you asking me if the Guardian is all right. Yeah. I am because like like herbal, said every time we trust somebody we turn around and stab back. So I'll listen all right. I'm GonNa Stop You right there. Fellow your new here so I'm going to let that slide, but without the Guardian. We'd all be dead. Do you understand that the creatures of this forest in their lives to the Guardian? It's been fighting off. Demons left and right. It's been keeping this forest safe for. Beyond what you mortals could count this. This is our home and the Guardian has made it safe for us all these years. So if you're asking me if I think you should trust the Guardian. I think you should feel bad for even doubting it. Well don't but we didn't know. How was I supposed to know any of that? I mean I mean. I'm writing on your back so I'm not gonNA. Accuse you of having a bad attitude, but hey look. We just wanted to know just asking the question because I am new around here. We came and saved your life. Because of the Guardian and the first thing you do is show. And breeze kind of steps over, and just kind of gently leans against storm, and you see storm Kinda half and walk away. And brees, says I. You'll have to forgive him. It's. It's been difficult here. It's been. Tough for us, the heard. was once far larger. While they have been. Can I get. Can I wager a guess? Was it demon related? The demons came to the sanctuary the unknown forest. Is Not unknown. Chance the. The Guardians Magic make sits difficult to navigate and. Somehow. The demons are not affected by this. They came to this peaceful place. And they wreaked havoc upon it. The danger has been growing for some time, but it has increased exponentially in the last year. okay, so guardian or a flying horse friends Do you know where Higgins has been taken? When last I heard from him, he was being held captive in his office. Oh, so he's in the school. Correct. Okay! Well, let's go say. Let's just go smashing their saving, right. It's got award. We just hop in through the window. What's wrong? Why don't we sneak in one way? Use My tremendous. rogin skill letting okay. How about if we use my acceptable Rogin? and My plus ten two stealth. And maybe try to scope out the situation and see what we can find out before we go crashing and bashing and smashing, since we don't seem to be real good at crash-and-smash ambition. Get, wack and slash. Which one of you? Beautiful quine associates. Would you say the sneaky is because we just hop on the you know your bag, which will not? With a big right white one. One that. The one that talked earlier like such a goofball. We'll happen your backs, and you can flies there, and we'll. Go! says. I do not know if that plan is wise, the. Pegasus are powerful and beautiful. Very conspicuous, but I may be able to help. I have spent countless errors perfecting the skill of hiding, and you have my blessing. And you feel fuzzy, not your skin, but in your being in your very presence, and you have gained advantage on your stealth checks Okay. Okay, it's a good start. And you? WHO's holding the notebook of far speech? Who was hold I got I, don't even I feel. It's changed hands. A few times I don't think I've ever had it if that I don't think. I have then. Let's say Fitzroy okay. You feel a buzzing from the notebook in your back. I. Open it up and try to remember who I gave the other one to on the back page. There is a note. And the note reads. are you guys okay? I was working in the infirmary when they brought in moon. He told me what happened Rainier. Thank you for signing your name at the end. I'll be straight with you. I forgot who I gave the other book to and Ope. Shit ran out of room. I wait for it to fade. If Anyway, anyway, if this really is Ranier, tell me something. Only reindeer would know not trying to give up our Lok to deem. I ran out of room. Get but I think she understands it comes back. Your overly obsessed with crepes and afraid of record skeleton. I write back nice try. Everyone knows those two things and literally everyone. Nice. Try Demon King. Words hot mint. Get. That works for me. Okay, yeah, so we're in the woods with some flying horses, and the immortal spirit of the woods and where? We're GONNA be there soon and if you could cause some sort of big distraction, that would be amazing. A A big distraction. Yeah I can do that. Exclamation point without heart dotting the bottom of the exclamation point. I write very quickly. Nothing spooked nothing spooky with a lot of bones that we might have to. Roy Did you. Delray near nothing spooky I tried, but I think we may shift. They're lying. I did think spook key good. Okay! All right. Let's. Get moving. As you approach the school. You're coming from the north passing the side, kick and hinge person dorms as well as grounds either groundskeepers hut, even though it is quite late, you see light bleeding from beneath th