20 Episode results for "Mia Farrow"

TEASER: No Man's Land

Sexy Unique Podcast

04:02 min | 5 months ago

TEASER: No Man's Land

"I think Mia described Frank is like the love of her life and they were like, I mean he met her when she was really young. There were I think she was engaged to him and she was I mean, she was engaged him and she was filming Rosemary's Baby and he was going to actually have her he wanted her to stop filming. Rosemary's Baby cuz it took time away from him. Frank dead or Woody Frank cuz they were together and he was like, I know he basically was like I want you to be at home. Yeah, and that's gotten pregnant. Someone sat her down and was like your name remembered for this role, but you have to you have to finish this and so she was like, all right, I'm going to do it and I think that's why they got divorced. Hm was cuz you couldn't handle her like being a star was Rising. Yeah Hollywood great taste in men. But you know, I'm like honey. There's also just something that's like Vega get in her eyes where I'm like you terrify me. Should I got kind of a halting speech? Yeah, and like a vacant stare that I'm just like what do you see that? We don't see but she's one of my icons like Rosemary's Baby is my favorite movie of all time. I've incredible I used to rent it like every like once a month and I was a kid, which is really alarming but I love a childhood. I would like a friend might be like, I'm I'm going faster and I would go to every time I'd I'd rent Rosemary's Baby. I like have my I try to have my friends watch it and they were like no. I mean that that was basically me coming out to my yeah, but like I mean she's to me is such the epitome of like what like a star is but she says there's something very haunted. I mean she had a haunting childhood her dad her parents were famous. She grew up in Beverly Hills. She was like this had this kind of crazy Hollywood child life. So like she was always kind of famous or a famous adjacent. Basically everything in Hollywood is disgusting at its core pretty much like it's all based on like just like rotten Vibes. Can I tell you the best one of the best moments I've ever had on Twitter was oh my God. Yeah someone Mia Farrow was tweeting about like Donald Trump's nice wrote that book and like the skating tell all about growing up trumpet. She was MIA tweeted like horrible while his brother was dying Trump was at the movies or something and then I wrote and then I'll respond. I like quote tweeted it and it was like what movie and she just wrote horn. She wrote back to me porn porn porn off of active Twitter Queen. Just that. I was like, I don't need to be on here anymore know that's a matter of just tweeted me and just tweeted me porn. And she my she has the best bio of all time. I'm trying Twitter by yes. She is trying. The wait is Over The Walking Dead is back. Don't miss the extended tenth season featuring six new episodes each focused on different favorite characters get ready for high stakes showed emotional Reckoning and more info about your favorite Walking Dead survivors start watching the latest season today and catch new episodes of season 10 early with a m c plus from season binges and exclusive content change Early Access to new episodes. The best Walking Dead experience is only on AMC plus get lost in The Walking Dead Universe today available at free and On Demand sign up at AMC plus, AMC Plus off the good stuff.

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Get Out of the Dog House

This is Today

10:00 min | 2 weeks ago

Get Out of the Dog House

"So it's national dockery gay. It is also national. Get out of the doghouse day. So these two don't really mix i feel like dockery's can lead to gain in the dog house anyway. This is today. Welcome to this. Is today the podcast that features stories that make this day unique. It's monday july nineteenth. Twenty twenty one. I'm russ and here's what you need to know about today. Yeah national dachary day today and you know what i started to think as. I do a lot of days about alcohol. now. I don't pick these days i mean i don't. I'm not the guy that assigns the national days. I don't know who that person is. But he or. She really likes alcohol. Because there's like one of these a week different. Drank that you need to the drink each week. I really feel bad for people that are trying to not drink. That are listening to this show. Maybe you know virgin dockery of some kind. I think that's just ice in sugar. I don't know anyway national dockery day. Today it's rum. Citrus juice sugar or other sweetener. Sweetener doesn't really matter. It's the it's the rum yeah I i loved malibu rum for quite some time. We had a Let's just say we were. We had a relationship. I found malibu rum and it was like awesome. Malibu rum and coke. Does this like you feel like you're on vacation and then you have jet lag the next day. That's how i describe allegory. Anyway national dakhari day today also national get out of the doghouse day. Meaning if you've screwed something up with someone well today. Is the data fix it. Yeah flowers you know. They fix anything right. I guess i think if you watch old television shows like any of those fifties sixties even seventies television shows. It seems like flowers were the way out of everything it's like. Oh i screwed up this You bring flowers and all his good. Well what really works. Come on heartfelt apology. Maybe a romantic gesture. Maybe you just turn the doghouse into a man cave and you just deal and there you go you just stay in. The doghouse are eight. It's also national words with friends day. This sounds like a day that was made up by the people that make words with friends. Yeah it's actually to celebrate the launch of the popular game several years ago. And he know. Here's the thing that bugs me about that is. There's so many ways to cheat. I mean there's websites out there where you could take a photo of the board. Not that i've ever done that. But there's websites out there where you can take that photo and it'll tell you the best word while i'm gonna help you out so you don't have to cheat because you just need to memorize this word. Oxy fin buddha zone. Yeah i don't know if. I said that right. But that's what it looks like when i say it. So that is what you need to play. Because that is the highest scoring word in words with friends or in scrabble so either way which coincidentally those look a lot like. I'm thinking that maybe the words with friends folks may have played scrabble at one point in their life. Not sure but anyway play that word and you're in the zone the oxygen buddha zone. Yeah all right. Let's take a look at our events for today shall we. Yeah we're gonna start back way back in sixty four. Yeah no not like nineteen sixty four or eighteen sixty four. We're talking sixty four. Yeah we're going way back for this. First one the great fire of rome which caused widespread devastation and raged for six days. It destroyed about half the city. Check this out of the fire. Started on the evening of the eighteenth at the circus maximus a sporting venue. The seats. the wouldn't seats just went up in flames and the whole thing was covered pretty quickly and then it spread to nearby buildings as i said went for six days but the down and then it started up again. Yeah everybody thought like oh the fires out nope. It actually burned for nine days. Total it most of the city as i said was destroyed. Ten out of the fourteen districts where either completely gone or damage to this was a big deal Some say that an euro might've been partially responsible for this because he wanted to rebuild the city input. Cooler buildings really sure. I don't know anybody that was round back in sixty four so i can't check to many sources on that one. Okay let's move now to nineteen sixty six nine thousand nine hundred and two years later frank sinatra married twenty one year old mia farrow. How old was he. He was fifty. Yeah this was in las vegas. They were married for just two years okay. Twenty one to fifty. There's there's a bit of an age difference there. And that's what actually mia farrow said was the reason for the divorce. Was that big age difference. You know he wants to do a lot of different things. Fifty welling probably wants to do them. Anyway your fifty two twenty one big difference you know. She wants to go on party. It's frank sinatra though. I guess he wants to go out and party to okay. Maybe there wasn't that much of a difference. I i don't know this one's tough anyway. They did remain friends afterwards and some say they remained really close friends if you know what i mean and perhaps one of her children are actually from you. Know what i'm saying. Anyway mia farrow would go on later to have a relationship with woody allen i guess really age was a problem in that one too but not her age Suny her daughter. Yeah would he started dating soon. Yea a big age difference. There is well nineteen sixty nine. Okay so this event. I remember hearing about this. My mom would talk about it when i was kid. This thing chappaquiddick there. Was you know. Senator ted kennedy and she would always say whenever anything would come up about. Ted kennedy oh well. There was that chappaquiddick thing. I had no idea what she was talking about. So i did some research. And now i mean i know what it's all about. Check this out. It's crazy though and you know it's unclear the exact details of what happened but essentially ted kennedy and mary jo kopechne. He got in a car accident now. Ted was driving. He skidded off the road off a bridge in fact and it turns out maybe he might have been going too fast. Maybe he was a little intoxicated. We don't know the exact details like i said anyway. The car went into the water. Ted was able to get himself loose. He swam free and disappeared from the scene. Meanwhile mary jo was still in the car and she drowned okay so while the crash happened sometime around midnight so we think it happened on this day might have happened actually the day before back in nineteen sixty nine but see. Ted didn't report the crash until ten. Am on this day in one thousand nine hundred sixty nine so what was going on between midnight and ten. Am well over at the scene. A cop drove by saul. The car in the water and a diver went in to recover the body of mary. Jo that happened about nine. Am so what was going on. Why did he disappear. We're not really sure. He's said that his actions were wrong. If that's anything there were no indictments in this oddly. And he only lost his driver's license for sixteen months. However as i said mom as with a lot of other people that were around during this time would just associate the to ted kennedy and chappaquiddick. So this sorta least messed up. His presidential runs potential in the future. So no president. Ted kennedy because of this crazy events. I would think that. Perhaps there'd be more maybe some jail time. I don't know maybe a ticket. Okay anyway. nineteen ninety six. The olympic games open in atlanta georgia. On this day the big event there was muhammad ali. He had parkinson's he lit. The olympic cauldron and see the thing was he had actually won a gold medal for boxing for a victory. Back in nineteen sixty at the summer olympics and that was like the big moment that i still remember the other thing of course was the olympic park bombings There was a lot of infrastructure improvements in atlanta as a result of this games though Actually we're going to talk a little about that on learning more. The other podcasts from the olympics and infrastructure do people actually still want to bid on. This is it even worth bidding on it and that's going to be the subject on wednesday so check out that there's a link in the description of this podcast by the way. We usually do a quick little new biography here. I'm going to have to make it real. Quick george mcgovern. That's who we're going to talk about today. One thousand nine hundred ninety two. He was born. He ran for president in seventy two locks to nixon. He actually flew thirty five missions in world. War two was a three term. Senator from south dakota and he was born on this day. Nineteen twenty two also on this day. Lisa lamb nellie and believe it or not. she's turning sixty is your look at july nineteenth. Thanks for listening. I hope you enjoyed learning about today. I'm russ and i will talk to you tomorrow. Have a great day.

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Post Postgame Show: Therapy

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

14:09 min | Last month

Post Postgame Show: Therapy

"Support for this. Podcast comes from invent together. I bet you didn't know that inventing activity by black inventors peaked in eighteen ninety nine and it has never recovered black hispanic college graduates patented half the rate of white college graduates. That's just one of the reasons why you need to know about invent together. When our patent system gets more diverse our nation will get stronger and more successful. Find out how you can help. Diverse inventors and unleash economic opportunity at invent together dot org came to the realization. That malcolm glad was a lot smarter than i did. When how today today took you that i kind of feel like replicating a lot of bad habits when i. I've lost ten pounds since tuesday. I'm fueled by caffeine. I'm switching decaf. That's it because i need it for my intestines. But i'm like i'm reading and i'm very inquisitive when i read i wanna have interesting conversations but i don't know how to present an interesting conversation without presenting an implicit bias behind. Either malcolm. gladwin is really good at throwing out a thesis and then work through podcasts and grape production working towards an opinion where. I'm like i'd really like to talk about this. Britney spears thing. And i look around and i understand why no one's taking the other side or what is presented as the other side through the natural discourse unlike. I really wish. I can pull that off where i'm like. There's a conversation to be had here about conservatives ship and the good that she's experience but people are going to listen to that and be like mike wants britney locked up forever. Am i know god. I'm actually on the other side. And i'm not skillful enough. I feel like you did though in this. I feel like when just pushed you. I i don't. I don't feel that way at all so feel bad about what happened that i feel like. We're all chris. Wittingham was explaining when he was in this seat and trying to drive conversation. You get hit with this shit a lot. It's while you're athlete. Apologists and contrarian. I'm honestly interested in having very fascinating conversations and exploring and this is an slide on anybody else. i get it. especially when. You're not the one presenting the gambit of. Hey let's chew on this but in doing so. I'm projecting a bias. Because i wanna actually have a discourse about it. It's no fun when everyone agrees but the end result is mike. That's part of what it is that we do around here though and to me it leads that curiosity and the ability to be counterintuitive. Is what gets you to interesting. I don't believe that if everyone is clucking in the same voice that it is any kind of interesting but you have to risk the unpopularity that comes with that and it's baked into the bread. It's the only way conversationally that you can arrive at anything interesting unless everyone in your group is so thoroughly informed that the curiosities don't even have to be satiated because everyone knows so much about the subject matter that it can be a uniform consensus opinion. That feels like fact. But i think that thought i think this environment radio and the intimacy of it and the fact that it's got a different set of rules than anything else you see. Conversationally ends up birthing some of that. Because because you're willing to do so you wanna you wanna share the floor to so naturally as someone that's thrown something out there. I'll always sound a little bit more rush number one. Because i'm on caffeine but number two is want to get out of the way starting to become self conscious of how i sound and i can't really project a thoughtfulness if i want to do all those things and actually have the debate and john walter in though and the job that you're specifically in where you've got i mean winning him had to felt felted over the three weeks i'm guessing winning him without knowing i'm guessing that you're getting a lot of blowback about why's this new guy talking so much. Why does he have so many opinions. Because somebody around here has to play the role of not being popular guy that gets the applause at every turn because the applause is there to be had in the windows. Yeah i mean. I i got some of that. I'm not terribly bothered by it. But it's more. I think two mikes point it's about like the framing about the way that things are discussed right so like mike is trying to introduce a point and you can only do so if the if the implicit bias is. I agree with the other side of this question. And it's very hard to frame something like what you're speaking to. What malcolm glad while does well is frame things in such a way where it can seem like. He would disagree with the contrary opinion but the popular opinion. But you can still have a conversation about it and that's requires a deafness that's hollered. We did it on the show too. When introducing the notion of they're going to be people swiping up on instagram accounts because they're just attracted to this athlete. Plenty people have follow these accounts for other reasons. But you can't introduce that notion especially with having this conversation with jessica. I already feel like holy shit. I am so in the wrong by just even even in the framing of it. I'm like someone on. The ringer introduced the fact that there's money to be made by being an attractive athlete. And that's not really something that's explored when you talk about how to women's sports make money. I think another thing that harms us around here is that we've gotten very used to and i don't know how produced malcolm glad dwells. Podcast is incredibly okay. Well then what do you imagine it to be. I don't know. I just don't know how much editing is involved and i don't know how much prep is involved. I do by listening to one of the ends of the the episodes in which he lists all the people that you think. We have a lot of people working on this show. It reads on for a while. But i but. I think what you're saying. It's not like a lot of contrary opinions being given or conversations banded about is produced in the traditional sense of these are people who are not heard from. They are editing and putting things together. And then malcolm presents the information along with guests beyond that though what i would say to you in terms of the writer's room that ah john oliver has before a sentence of opinion is on that show. It's not the way we do this. Show we fly by the seat of our pants. There is some prep involved. But it's not in the formation and specifically the editing of an opinion. The careful constructed sculpting of an opinion. That is counterintuitive so that it becomes an arguable. Some people like john amaechi have a deftness with that and a skill with that. That makes what they're saying in arguable. Even if it's unpopular we do not have that skill around here and we've never done the show that way. Our show is part of the appeal of it is. Somebody can end up in a dumpster because their opinion hasn't been well thought out enough and the whole construct of what we're doing. Is that the winner. Is chris cody at the finish line stumbling over and winning the race with his ass crack showing because we're willing to fall into the ditch. Most of what you see consumed in this spot is so produced and so sculpted that there's never that risk of the authentic danger of falling in a ditch because you've said the wrong thing. The problem is we now more than ever can be a sentence. Away of ending everything. Around here with the wrong sloppiness. Path that we've taken. But i think what makes frustration is. Is you feel like the argument. That you're making is not ditch worthy yet. You're in the ditch anyway. Yeah right. And i think i certainly have experienced it. I mean chris was telling me about like earlier in the show which i taiba which he experienced like we all kind of feel that way at the end of it sometimes was i saying was what i was saying that wrong and that you feel that way. I'm just bummed. With what people's inevitable takeaway is going to be that they think it's sensationalistic and and i'm taking a side when i really in my mind wanna shape. What is an interesting conversation at ends up turning into like i take only i'm wrong and i'm wrong. Wom speaking to jessica which is like a a really losing position for me jessica. I threw this out there as a gambit. Not knowing that you were still in the zoom and i'm very curious to know what your position is on on this entire conversation happen. Is there been blow back. I'd have no idea. I don't even know if the episodes been you haven't published the so. He's predicting what happened. Is i took three weeks off of self reflection and i feel myself getting into some of the same traps. It made me feel uncomfortable in the first place. Stop thinking well. That's good for us. It work for everybody needs swimmingly. Works for you. It doesn't work for everybody. I mean i'm just trying to get my friends of advice at me. I think he might be over thinking this particular one. I thought one just pressed him and he got to kind of explain what he was doing there. I thought you were articulate on that i. It's you right in that. I'm over thinking it. Because in this i might be isolating an incident but i'm looking at the show as a whole. I don't like how. I came off with the the athletes being paid. And i feel like i'm replicating bad habits and i don't want to be presented as such honestly just want to chew on things and i'm really hopeful that jessica can give me some soothing here. Well i think one of the hard parts about the show is that it moves so fast that sometimes if you miss the nuance the first time you say something you never get a chance to go back and explain it like the same. The same thing happened to me today. I i think we all probably probably have all of us every day. Where i throughout like mia farrow and woody allen as an example of like hollywood celebrities and director the director actor relationship being like more convoluted than than like you know what marvel was saying that tikey. Ytd did but like those. About example. and. I didn't really get to explain that. And then i was like shit should not have and then. Dan took it in a different directions. I was like by the time. I kind of formulated that opinion. We were like twenty minutes down a different train of thought. So it's just it's it's a hard it's hard to have nuance a lot of times with the show because it's moving quickly and i think that like it's just a reminder just to. I don't know be respectful with what you say because i think that you will get the benefit of the doubt when you're being respectful about an opinion which i think you were on the brittany spears thing And i don't know i i really liked. I see that as as something that was inappropriate because not every conversation has to be a debate. I'm here for a new segment after the post game. Show now post-game therapy where where post game post game now. This is the post games that have to be three hours. You're not gonna be you you're therapies. Just hey do you guys need to talk and think so much. I just want to be on this gambling site betting on tennis. Honestly just sit there and listen. I'm pretty sure. I'll pay you two hundred dollars an hour. Okay i mean listen. I'm don yet. Life is a lot easier when you do. Top ten point guards evolved on. Yes and the top ten coolest point green and you laugh with rick mahorn a little bit nets mike. We need to add because people wonder all the time. I've heard me. No wonder this because the podcast businesses top thinker. How is it that this show gets people to listen in this particular streaming climate for three and four hours a day. I think we should add another segment. Post-game therapy just ooh. What did i do wrong today. Let me count all the things that make me a terrible human being where i fell on a grenade on behalf of how the show is done. Did you say two hundred dollars per hour. I'll tell you it's about the bad habits already. I went to my i voided twitter. Mentions for three weeks. I was happy and glorious. Was that was and then i saw a tweet after the local hour was posted. Which is it's laughable. That you thought the sons were a piece away. I'm like asshole i was. I was saying it last year. And i'm just i already see myself hovering over the phone. Durant i was. I was in it. I was hiding my response. And then i remembered that i was just like mike member. The sands malibu with your daughter. And i pressed exxon. It was just like this. So much. Chris everybody everybody so so you take three weeks away. Your first move is kicking everybody else. Out of the david samson thing means so much better by other people being involved. He's away go back any race every time. My voice was show. Today i might. You can't honest to god. We did some good shit today. Which one the first one or this one. We did so many good shows today. So i'm here for us just examining everything. We did wrong now in a post. Post game show therapy. What did we do wrong. Where was so. And so the asshole today is here. A whole 'nother show i call from magdeburg bins firing unprecedented in the history of the show. Isn't it back everyone. That's gonna learn in therapy. What am i paying you for therapist. Gotta do not think care. Pay attention to anything. Anyone says about anything. And i'll never be wrong. Even chris crispell on the most wrong day of my life. I'm not apologizing. Do it in the finals and in the process of that i have a bad relationship with my parents through no work of your own.

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PodQuiz 844

PodQuiz

14:58 min | 2 months ago

PodQuiz 844

"Please pay full can to put quiz eight hundred and forty four. I'd to thank a couple of papal tone as before we start. That is susan and lisa and thorburn. Thanks very much indeed round one. We start this week with an album tracks music ground. You're about five pieces of music. And in each case i would like you to tell me the name of the artist and the name of the album on which the song appeared great expectations ever finest watch question one You know you your friends. Treat your you every single question to just wanna tell you honey. Nah kids of question three hour old smooth and vows western four Westbound five c springs round two round to east on chewing gum question. Six bake read double means and juicy fruit. All flavors of chewing gum made by which company question seven if swallowed approximately. What is the longest time it takes for chewing gum to pass through one statistic system seven days seven months or seven years question. Eight silence hall is an ingredient of some chewing gum. That has the side effect of reducing dental cavities. Watts is its primary purpose in the gum question. Nine which asian country has made chewing gum illegal except where prescribed by a doctor or dentist question. Ten to which president was lyndon b johnson allegedly referring when he made a comment similitude. He can't walk and chew gum at the same time. Round three threes say quickfire round on hairstyles each of the following questions. I shall name a famous person. And i'd like you to tell me the estelle that they were famous for wearing question. Eleven both molly question. Twelve jennifer aniston question thirteen. Amy winehouse question. Fourteen mr not question. Fifteen mia farrow round four and the fund around this week east television question. Sixty in the nineteen sixties bewitched. What parts of her anatomy did samantha twitch in order to perform magic west. Jim seventy errands. Borough a fictional suburb. In which which type appraise set going light hollyoaks neighbors question eighteen in the american crime. Drama breaking bad what profession was wall to whiting when he discovered he had cancer question. Nineteen the silence are fictional race of robots intent on destroying the human race in which nine thousand nine hundred seventy eight. tv show. That saw i. Two thousand and three reboot question twenty. Ken jennings holds the record for the longest winning streak in which us game show with seventy four consecutive wins. Okay it's time for some music should be can just under three minutes with the answers after kentucky gooby and thick rick area with of go dad we wear. She's from some where in. Well we'll see that exist. Red thing do their gold asking Do with only wish. I knew comp shis there's nothing do co. she loves me cares. Love down on me. i'd big this willa. Both us down the is nine last. Show exactly where she's rob wealth. 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JobSeeker Increase of Just $4 a Day 23/02/21

From The Newsroom

02:50 min | 5 months ago

JobSeeker Increase of Just $4 a Day 23/02/21

"In the newsroom. At news dot com. Hi i'm lexie. Kara manager buck lloyd. This is the latest from the newsroom. It's tuesday the twenty third of february. The morrison government is set to increase jobs seca payments. But not by much welfare groups called on the government to raise dole payments by one hundred and seventy five dollars a week instead. Mr morrison is offering an increase of just four dollars a day. Totaling fifty dollars a fortnight. The measly amount has prompted fresh warnings that hundreds of thousands of families will be plunged into poverty saying in politics and liberal mp craig. Kelly has quit the potty and we'll see on the crossbench. The controversial pay handed his resignation letter to prime minister. Scott morrison during today's potty broom mating. He's decision means the government loses. Its one seat majority on the floor of the house of representatives. Mr kelly was recently suspended from facebook. Posting unproven claims about coronavirus treatments. Although he strenuously denies that hayes in antibac- saw and just a lot things up how. 'bout this a tiktok has revealed by different. Loaves of bread. Have different color tags on them. I didn't even realize they had different collar tags on the supermarket tonight. Check it out. Apparently the colors represent what the lowest were baked on to listen to this. We turn the breads. I've we can see two clips one red one meaning. It was made on a thursday and one white one meaning. It was made on a friday. They guys several people who had worked for brad. Companies confirmed the teak. Tokyo's claims were correct. We'll be back in a moment. A disturbing. new documentary has revealed the moment. Mia farrow discovered a partner. Woody allen was having sex with her daughter farrow and had bean citing for more than a decade when she discovered pornographic photos allen had taken of her daughter sunni hair stack of polaroid pictures. All of them were i remember. Struggling debris the explosive full part series which can be seen on. Binge and foxtail examines allen's relationship with sonia and the sexual abuse allegations against him by daughter dylan farrow finishing spoil and some of the world's top beige volleyball stars is set to boycott of tournament in qatar next month. Because of a ban on bikinis out of respect for the culture and traditions of the host country female players have been asked to wish shirts and long trousers rather than the usual bikinis. Comfortable to german. Stars have pulled out of the tournament saying they would normally be happy to adapt to any country but that the extreme heat in doha meant that bikinis were necessary. cli- back them became. He's all the way if you want to win some money that cost of living survey in bay in the chance to win a share of two thousand dollars you can into now and use dot com forward slash win. That's it for this episode of from the newsroom. We'll be back with other update in the morning. You'll headlines from news dot com.

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#1401 Puttin' Hats on Ball & Faces in Fannies

The Adam and Dr. Drew Show

33:52 min | 4 months ago

#1401 Puttin' Hats on Ball & Faces in Fannies

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Equal housing lender member fdic denny. Somac host of the rock podcast. I'm a producer author and rock historian. And i want to share with you some of the greatest stories in rock and roll. Well bohm's oh was the best hard rock drummer ever hands down. I mean no one comes within a mile of him. Deals on. Its own john lennon. Had this widespread look on his face. Just like being. My friends were just a bunch of wiseguys street. Kids of course guitar. I have had was Vanished guitar and i couldn't really get the hang of it almost thirteen. I had never written a son. We've we're actually in the gym. Says okay everybody go home and write some songs and so i went home and latin. I fire me for the rock podcast. The only podcast that matters from podcast one wherever you get yours chorus of getting a little bit of love boat this weekend. We'll talk about open states. And i got some thoughts on allen versus pharaoh. Maybe mia farrow and adams. Mom what i'm talking about. I say about lifelock. 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That's lifelock dot com promo code atom for twenty five percent off recorded live at corolla one studios with adam corolla and board certified physician and addiction. Medicine specialist dr drew pinski. You're listening to the adam. And dr drew show the egg and gotta get jesuit gunman renegade ron doctor. He takes his boards erta and black like he likes his ladies. That's really does with his board technician of of advice. So what he's gonna do right now. Okay sees gaga. Hadn't he you have. Well you got answers. He's got questions. Okay and let me tell you about this business. This business like any other business. It's about pudding fannies in faces okay. That's the sink of your defense by putting hats on balls show business hats on balls hats on boss divas wrapping the hat on a balsam or defense. Okay that's about putting hats on balls show-business fannies invasive. Okay our fannies in seats. No faces and seats okay. It's about putting fannies on the paul. Okay i'm putting hats on the ball. Okay show business by putting faces and fans okay picture. I can't make it unclear and that that taking if you're not satisfied with an answer then you don't need an answer that point. What are we gonna talk about. Who has all the money drew. Who has all the money the rich over. Yeah that's the guys that don't pay taxes that's right well. They'll pay their fair share. All right that's why we gotta get something from it so show business first off. It's a business. It's got the name show right right. Yep it's not called show business. Is that called friends. Business glass business. Well that's show business. It's show business right so we're going to do right now. Go ahead and take some phone calls and we put fannies and sees put some hats on balls. Hey before you take calls. I know you had a guy last week on. Acs talking about farrow farrow's accusations and all that stuff. Yeah i was watching the finale of that whole doctors allen. Versus pharaohs about mia farrow and woody allen and there were moments there with mia farrow's which i magic. She's looks like your mom. I saw a lot of your mom in this seething. Anger is is cloaked in this lila's over and then you just feel this seething underneath the service and people beware of nice people sacranie super nice people that are over the top with everything like fourteen kids in a great so it was But you might look at it. Through the prism of your mom. I have to and then i thought. Oh that's why these kids are so best up Right they've got all these different experiences of this woman. The chris forty north carolina. Hey guys how you doing long time. Second time wilmington. Hey guy from your favorite wilmington. North carolina mom. I just had had a philosophical question for you guys. I was interested in what you thought. Is this if you took your average republican and said if you could snap your fingers and make it. So what percentage of this country would be democrat and if you took your average democrat. Ask them if you could snap your fingers and make it. So what percent of this country would be republican. What do you think the percentages would be. I think i understand what you're getting at. Go ahead and say they would. All i feel like the democrats would go hundred percent right zero republicans and i feel like the republicans would go a majority of publicans like seven win but we we. We should have some balance. Yeah here that's what that's what it would feel like me. I agree chris. Hey yeah i. It'd be hitch. They should ask every every now. And then if you have a really fertile political question. 'cause i agree with you guys. That would be much more homogeneous on the left. Well the the reason. I say that is democrats. Look at republicans is evil racists. So of course you'd want to eliminate all the evil sexists racists are trying to oppress everybody right ruined the environment right and also dumb jobs. It was interesting. They did a town hall for anderson cooper looking into discussing with people that are resistant to take the vaccine and he was shocked that they want to discuss science. Oh yeah like no. You're you're dumb. You don't believe in sides that we want to see the actual literature wanna see the the the face retrials before we will see this rouser. Done rousey the statistical analysis. We're just doing our due diligence. He he was shocked shocked. Yeah well the po- the folks on the coast either new york curve los angeles. They have no idea that there are people that think differently than they do. They don't like you take you. Just take a simple subject like hunting. They think everyone who hunts likes killing things and some kind of knuckled drager. Who's listening to ted nugent. You know drive around the dixie flags swinging off the back of their pickup truck. Then understand nuance. They can't understand once they they're they're not supposed to understand nuance. How could you paint everyone with this. Big broad brush being you know this sort of Walmart shopping deplorable kind of thing if you had any nuance whatsoever. Yeah right yeah. I completely agree i just i just i again. That kind of rigid quad. Delusional thinking it's really troubling that. We're getting into these days. It's it's beyond rigid and quasi delusional. Its elitist. oh you're not as smart whole thing. You aren't evolved on this subject. You do not understand not your fault. You're not educated like me. I'm educated so i know and you don't and I have a certain amount of sympathy for you. Because you're you don't know what you're saying you know what i mean. You can't help it. If trump said hydroxy cork win then you would drink the fish tank cleaner because you don't know and how would you know right. You couldn't no. You didn't go to college like me. I went to college. You don't you didn't go to college. I'm smarter than you. I know what's going on. There's a couple of college people in your on your side of the aisle who just pulling the strings for all the dumb people don't know that's why they don't. They don't know to wear masks then understand anything. What i'm saying. Yes what happened to the six foot. Getting knocked down to the three foot distancing to hear about that. Yeah shocker will. Not only is that it's this and there was a study in the annals of internal medicine yesterday very interesting. It was a danish on mass. Not no mass in a region where there was very little mask wearing and mask wearing in a region with high density covid low mask wearing made no difference and so the conclusion was Don't concludes anything. Be careful where your mask. It was really interesting. They they went. They bent over backwards to ignore the conclusion of the study. It was really wild man but but the other thing is mask wearing. there's there. I talked to a mask. An actual environmental engineer. She was concerned that mask wearing. When you breathe out forces the air through the filter and creates an aerosol aerosols. Go twenty feet. So it's all this. Science is very complicated actual science now. The politicians say brian. Thirty eight portland. I guy. Hey so. I was wondering what your thoughts your guy's thoughts on since exit reopened in manhattan beginning big spike. You think the other big states like california new york are actually going to backpedal or stick to their guns then. We did the right thing. Oh it's just Luch or something that they're spikes didn't go naughtily only do they say they're lucky they say they're lucky and they double down how stupid they're right and that's what's happening is it. Don't you hear that. I hear the rhetoric. All the time i heard on the news last week talking about staying the course but i think men just keeping him in office but you wanna stay the retarded course want you picking non retarded course to stay to i. I disagree with my co-host. In what sense. Here's the way these people role these governors. Yeah everyone cnn governors whatever. It's going to be death and mayhem. After the spring break and after the super bowl a superspreader super bowl party party and had dragged clark. Wins going to kill you and then when nothing happens they don't follow it up. No they don't apologize. It must be a fluke. It doesn't exist anymore. It's as if you'd never said it right you made the proclamation that all these parties out in the street after the super bowl and tampa we're going to be a superspreader van and then we get no superspreader event. You don't get back with us. You don't get back by the way the new world orders. You don't come back and say you're wrong you don't come back and offer kinda spurious. Excuse that was see through you don't you don't you don't come back. That's the whole thing. There's no how many fucking hydroxy clark stories that we hear. Okay now phyllis in what's going on tell us about all the disease and all the people admitted to the hospital. All the heart palpitations co-head followed up. Where where is an well. It's nothing it's why you don't hear about it. So that's the way they roll they make the retarded proclamation that tried to scare the fuck out everyone and then nothing happens happy drumbeat and then nothing yes just a drumbeat. Boom boom boom boom but stop. They're not getting back to anything. Texas has been as we tape this. It's been a week and there's not going to be anything. The reason is not going to be anything because they've always been open. I did three shows in texas. They've always been open. I did a podcast or stream with a guy named larry brilliant he's famous Virologist he sort of worked on aids and smallpox and he said you don't have to mandate anything with people because when bad infectious disease breakout people naturally distance. They naturally reduced their interactions. You don't have to mandate a damn thing. Because they already on their own. I cannot tell you how many fucking ding bats. I see walking down the street with their mask on. How many the lion's share of people walking around outside in california are wearing masks. You don't be cases have been documented. Outdoor spread wholeness takes to documented outdoors. Brad powers power. Seven times four documented this fifty fifty million cases. Bring four hundred. Twenty seven at the prime injure injure your ancient. You're zero wherever one might be as high as three. Yeah and that was from china and they have not been super reliable. they're reporting but that's where it came from so everyone just wear a mask outside. Yeah okay and by the way. Close the park close. The trails closed the standing. Close close. close the guys battle morning out in the house. The ocean closed the beach. Oh my god think about that. It's not then baby it's l. all the sheep that go along for the ride. That's the real problem because there's only a few of them then. They can't enforce everything if the she wouldn't go along for the ride but she went along for the ride. I agree that was it. Error but how about the people that like it. The gratified by being shape. That's the confusing. Part for me when i turn on cnn. And you have these fucking shrews. These middle aged karen types that are sitting there in texas. It just go. we've come this far. What's wrong with a few more months with. Come this are you. You've been sitting on your thumb and spinning for twelve months. What's wrong with three more months of sitting on my phone being. I don't know what's wrong. With three more months of something that is an effective in any any arena. That's funny you know what i mean. Yeah what's a few more up. It's been a year bitch. It's enough the adults now was going to start making decisions. Who are these people. And how do you get there or the press gets in there. I guess the press gets them there but how malleable can you brain be pretty malleable. All right very there's a wanna do a variant question. Sure that's butch. I miss guys named butch butch thirty five idaho. Butch oh bunch. Hey how are you guys doing. I love your pro. I watch listen to love line and actually called in call in love line longtime ago. Probably you don't remember by love Man show and dr drew and the jug and everything all of that report you remember the call from bush do now. Okay remember to call from. But there's only not only room for one butch in my life on the topic. We might actually might remember if you tell us the topic. That's funny it's about well. It's kind of gross thing. 'cause members show you did was a gross show kind of on sex stuff so it was kind of sexual personal thing to be talking about when i was calling all right. Virtual what he got today. he's still know the is by the way. I love the biggest fan at honestly. I'm exactly a fan of the show exactly type of listener listening on the show. But i wanna know about covid what happened in the world. Yeah go ahead. Yeah that's what i'm asking. What if he's going to go back for doing Everything be normal drivers store and everything and hang out with friends. Jim and all that one day one day we all get vaccinated and it becomes an endemic virus rather than epidemic or pandemic virus. We can be to live with it. And i would have no idea when i'm in line for vaccination quite yet but soon a couple of weeks probably wait until half because i'm my my antibody levels are off the chain right now. I don't particularly want to get a bad reaction through had enough. What if you don't get one. They don't get whatever. I may not anyone except i. We're gonna do some international travel in the summer and the planes require it the country's required Larry up to have a vaccine passport. Yeah The by the way. I don't discriminated against the somebody who is a covert survive to fight hard for the antibodies. I got and we are not in the equation anywhere in terms of privileges to move about but they're following science right right. The covid passports are racist. I read an article about that. Yeah yeah the clouds racist. That's where we're getting into now. Just lay down in a field. Look up at the clowns trying to figure out why they're racists everywhere. I i don't know why it's not more comical. The more people this finding racism everywhere. Comedians don't show scared shitless aright. Let me tell you about tommy. John the seventy five inch. Tv not the fifty the river by the sirloin business. Not coach paint a little more. Well it's worth it and it's a world of difference and that's where tommy john comes in when wearing your tommy john's you'll feel comfortable and you feel like you can do everything better. I wear my tommy john underwear. I'm wearing the t shirt right now. Everything they do is better than everyone. Else's stuff breathable lightweight more striking fabric. Four times the stretch of competing brands. Once you try tommy. John you'll never go back to Your old brand tommy. John doesn't have customers. They have fanatics. And i'm one of a man. Never not worn my tommy john. You're naked the pool. I go naked. Okay but as soon as i get out of the pool. And i get ready to head after the day on go. The tommy johns specially for working out. Tommy john right meant returns and exchanges are free right. Now get twenty percents off your first order at tommy john dot com slash ads. That's twenty percent off. Tommy john underwear an lounge wear at tommy. John dot com slash. Ads tommy john. Dot com slash. Ads see site for details. What you've got drew you know you know it was obsessing about something while you were talking. You were going to appleton wisconsin in may stand up. That's where we had that donny. Osmond moment i was just thinking about that. When we went worked out ran past a sorority they were lining up for a picture and they start chasing. That napleton sounds about right. There was a. There's a water something. Also the whitewater whitewater. But i think it was appleton. We had that experience. Did we allow that night to like germantown and eat or set somewhere l. I i would swear my. We had to germantown experiences. One was outside of ann arbor. We were western michigan. But i think the one you're talking about. We're outside of cleveland clinic. Cleveland has big german population. And i don't know what the hell you're doing house date or something and We were outside of cleveland. Wanna do a little love boat. Talk a cool love boat. I almost don't know where to start behind. And my episode. Go ahead well. Let me think through some of this. There's one have you seen the one. Where louis nye has to wear a lifejacket. Everywhere he goes. Who's line. Louis is a vegas standup guy. Sort of. he's comedic actor. He's also sort of one of those nightclub kind of comedians from the sixties and seventies thing blais and. It's the most absurd thing of all time. I it goes. All the way into cartoon is not a cartoon reject it He's cartoony sort of his acting and he has to wear this giant oversized lollipops wherever he goes because he's afraid of water. Well the thing the thing about half the premises for the love boat was like i'm getting onto the i'm getting onto the cruise liner. Yeah but my wife's pregnant. I swear she's going to give birth any second now and so the doctors. The doctor bricker needs to be right by my side of the whole well listing. But why would you go on the cruise right if this is your mindset or if you're that freaked out by the ocean then why why would you on. What a lot of the crew. By the way. A lot of the storylines are like. I'm a single successful. Sorry lot of the story lines are. I'm a good-looking married man and me and my wife. We're going on a cruise for our ten year anniversary. And then we get to the cruise and then my wife goes. There's an emergency at the office and you just go alone. Julie mccoy look after him and then we find love yes. That's so weird. What they go all the way onto the ship on that one. Have you seen the one where the Of his physician colleagues his wife behind. I think we talked about that. Oh yeah yeah. Captain look after my sensual vivacious wife with their sexual proclivities that our unyielding desire for men go ahead and look after and then she's like okay captain like they can't even resist themselves while the husband is still standing there. There's louis nye the vest the ice walking around with it giant. He's got a one of the life s from the lusitania. modern day. Right right and he's gotta walk around the pool. And how do you figure they pay this out. So here's how they want to watch a little bit of you want to say about. The pay is pretty. It's so bad. I ended up just the image. I have no idea what this would. This doesn't pay it out here. He pays it out. He starts figuring out where he. He's humiliated that he has to wear the best everywhere. Why is he on. The ship forced to take the cruise to overcome his fear snuff. The because the wife wants him to that. Here's the reason And he decides he the humiliation he figures figures out a way around by finding a co two cartridge and a deflated investing. We're under his clothing. Gas why yes. It goes up earned dinner. Oh no no yes. There's a lot of inflation humor and so what happened was is. Maybe that was a new technology would happen. The super inflatable raft would bid in. And so every sitcom had the. I love loose. Not the first i love lucy lucille ball. Show whenever it's like. We're in the sporting goods store up. Start blowing up. One hack comedian. Comic writer saw wrapping demonstrated on a tv show or something went. Oh yeah that's comedy gold. That's kind of instant. Inflation thing was comedy gold. What is going on these people's minds and you said something the other day. I don't think it was on this show but we were talking about the it's so vaudevillian. I thought that was an interesting insight. All remnants of vaudeville and. That's a hard thing to connect with you know. Oh yeah is so. It's so it's such a. It was a unique weird moment. And it's so far in the past like makes no sense in the present. The jokes were all vaudevillian sort of as a of nature of their their base was vaudevillian. And this and that was comedy in the seventies Sixties all vaudeville. Sleep slipping inflation a lot of physical humor. That was worthless right. Nothing clever ever. I can't think of anything go be. Because the conceit wasn't to be unique or interesting it was to be rhythmic. It was basically like saying you. Go to the mcdonalds in you. Go to the you. Go to mcdonald's and cleveland or you go to the mcdonalds and beijing and the the big mac tastes the same. Yeah that's what they want. That's you know there's no varieties i know they. They're doing this thing where they're feeding you. Well the same thing. You use the familiar. Yeah you'll know the rhythm of what it is but what's interesting to me is and maybe this isn't interesting to others or yourself but that while this garbage was going on. Some of the greatest comedy was being developed by prior and carlin and Amazing they had all in the family and mash before. This this is cocaine driven seventies disc- we are fucking tired of crosby stills and nash four dead no high oh we went donna summer right so entry went disco and death. Let's now then. I don't think about vietnam a weird way. We're kind of going through that now. I think when i go out and talk to people that are making television. They'll they'll say well they don't wanna let we're done being bummed out by the vietnam war and nixon and watergate and pollution and crying indians and roots and good times and fuck that. I went disco balls and nothing. It's true about the same time. Richard pryor had his own tv show. That didn't make it because they sent through the shit out of it so they were trying to go somewhere. They just couldn't couldn't make it. It's interesting it's interesting. 'cause we're kind of on i think we're gonna go through a similar kind of thing. I just don't think it's going to be as horrible. I think it's too much cleverness. Good writing and things speaking of clever guys. I have been anxious for this for a long time. It is the amazon pharmacy. Look you can get your medication. Online save time amazon. Pharmacy delivers your medication. Right to your door. No more waiting at the pharmacy and we're trying to get the pharmacist. Attention no more two hours of operation. You have your doctor's office send your next prescription straight to farm. I am a huge advocate for online prescribing. The works great. I think this is the way we're all going to be in the future. It works with most insurance plans at amazon. Most insurance plans nationwide. 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I was just thinking of you when i got a code enforcement letter in the mail. It's out here in phoenix beautiful weather. So everyone's selling their house and sick of sickos. Cyclically our neighborhood gets code enforcement letters when people are trying to sell their house because everyone reports all their neighbors of stuff and so. I had this old car been saving for my daughter. She's fourteen when she drives us a little econo box. Airbag little hyundai car andrew. A timing belt and so it pulled it parked. It had it registered decommissioned. It with the state don't pay insurance on. It sits there in the driveway. It's washed it just sits there so the code guy. The letter called says. Hey you really can't have an unregistered car in your driveway. And i called him. And i said hey. Yeah it's all the state knows. It's not drivable. I don't drive it on the street. it's just part there. It's got tires. It's jack's doesn't have he says. Oh no you have to have it registered or you or it has to be removed from site and i just started chuckling and i said well i can take a rock and throw it to my neighbor who has a an old chevelle on jack stands and a carport and the guy pulls it up on google it says oh yeah i see that yeah. He's not a violation. Because i can't see his license plate so and i i just chuckled and i said yeah that guys. That's his sons cari. Tragic death when i wanna know what confuses me though is. How does i live with himself. The guy you know he nice. I just don't understand how bureaucrats live with themselves. The neighbors they call. It's the one point. The point is that he knows that his job is to know that he doesn't see the license plate of the car the garage. I can't do anything about that. That's my you know what i'm saying. I know look you have a bunch of fucking next to data life. I think so if tapped out of the fuck era human when you're in high school this is what i wanna do right. 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Part 1: Celebrity-Endorsed Booze with Dan Dunn (ACS Mar 8)

The Adam Carolla Show

1:06:04 hr | 5 months ago

Part 1: Celebrity-Endorsed Booze with Dan Dunn (ACS Mar 8)

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Joined me as investigate this cold case with an unforgettable twist murdered in a safe place season two of the award winning american nightmare podcast series a wto p. production subscribed today on apple podcasts. Back inside the toolbox the end of this week the be one year in california that we've been shut out of jeez there's res junior this year will better than an mckenna and remember lasting thing in school. So it's more more nine from corolla one studios glendale california. This is the adam corolla show adams guest. Today dan done with gina grad on news while bryan on soundtracks spirited around the rotten tomatoes game and now just to be prepared for dan. Dunn's segment today. He's been shit faced since friday morning. Adam corolla get it on got to get it on a but to get it off for tuning in. Thanks for telling the friend would love that about. You're right gina grad nats right pinball brian with a little five scrapie. Oh so much to get into. I was watching that Alan v pharaoh doc on h. b. o. creepy. Here's what a bad person i am like. I'm watching it. And it's like woody allen woody allen and then it's like She showed up. She had no panties on. Woody had taken her up to the Cl- he taken her up to the addict the place and then and then the my next dot is. Oh broadway danny rose. I gotta watch that with sunny. That's jimmy's favorite movie. I love broadway danny rose. I don't see this as a promotional tool for woody allen's movies quite the opposite i know but it made me real avoid there do they do they scroll through all his titles and they talk about all the ones mia farrow main. And i'm like oh take the money and run. Yeah i loved radio days. I was gonna say. Don't sleep on radio i'm not. I'm in such a Sunday night just watched spinal tap last night so like i'm in such a. Here's some cool old movies. He's old enough to get into them now. And so like something like broadway. Danny rose i would grease the skids. I would say this is your uncle. Jimmy's favorite woody allen movie and then Go watch it. So that's a crazy crazy story filled with lots of specifics. You know also dimming. It's also it's like i. I hate to be Mr metoo guy and either for it. I don't think that's a danger for you. I mean this is like when they say when cuomo's got a picture and he put his arm around the girl and they got a little handsy and there was like forty five people standing around him. That's that's not what we're talking about here. You know what. I'm saying bursting out of the shower. Es room if you want to land in the next picture. I don't think we do ourselves any favors when we start mixing everything up. Remember when the great matt damon six years ago said let's not mix up harvey weinstein with al franken and he hasn't uttered a word since into a microphone. We don't need to silence everyone who makes super obvious points about these things because when you start lumping the When he's when you start taking You know Woody allen and i don't know let's say roman polanski and you start lumping them in with other guys. Who are you remember. They tried to do that. Thing with george bush where he put his hand on the chicks but and told the joke while he was in his wheelchair lift. Let me tell you something right. The greatest day for harvey weinstein is being lumped in with george bush bush. Right that just that case. Yes it's like it's like saying. Let's just take the axe murders in the shoplifters. Just kind of put them in one chorale. Yeah bad guys but brad guys. We'll just. We'll just judge them the same way so i was watching it and said had a lotta specific stuff in it and i do kind of get back to that point. Where and i know what happens. But you know i'm a dude and i got my daughter and her young friends running all over the house all the time and if somebody said like well adam assist or that you're fucking nuts go get a lie detector value her zuma while naked pets and then there's this weird part where it's like. Look we never did anything hot. Tub in and i was having a couple of high balls with like. There's that weird part where it's in the hot tub so worse yes you just want to hang out. There is no gray area at your house is what you're saying. Now i'm either nude in zoom shot or out in my office completely out of the out of the shot so i also had. I think about the biggest chasm between tv. Viewing there could possibly be. I was sitting at home watching the nba skills. Portion of the all star game where the basketball players go through the serpentine through the cones. And then try to throw three and Shacks laughing and yuck in it up. And i was like watching that and then i was like. Oh it's time for the woody allen. I switched over to sombre music and shots of panning over dollhouses broken toy viewers to make that leap from the nba skill. Oh i learned. Probably but the story is his wacko. I told chris to get me. Mia farrow's kids lots of them. I didn't realize that that's a big brood. Is like seven eight kids. Yeah they offer woody allen or oh so andre previn i think composer musician composer andre previn. She had three biological kids. From andre previn set a twins and then another child so she had three kids coming in she Adopted many others. Soon ye yeah she. Everyone calls suny in the in it. Not suny so we've been saying that wrong She struck up a love affair with suny. Woody did soon possibly a nickname like the soon part of his like suny. I don't know. I don't know everyone calls her soon. Ye i mean the the press does because it's why i but it's sunnis how they they say how. How insane is it to be mia farrow like. You're you're common-law husband is dating your teenage adopted korean daughter and you're having and you're finding crazy creepy naked photographs of her like in the apartment and that's the whole thing like whenever you take a look at someone's life like mia farrow you go. What a charmed blast. whatever live how. God damn tortured. Can you possibly get this. The french thing where he was serve. Divorce papers on the set of rosemary's baby right like tough law and it makes me think of what you said which. I told handy when we were watching this the worst thing you could possibly here as some sort of executive from your secretary. Ronan farrow is on the phone for comment. Also that's kind of strikes me. When you hear about all the woody allen stuff he was kinda pre metoo and didn't really get tarred too badly. I mean he got slapped around but he didn't he didn't get cancelled. It was more like late night. Monologue fodder canceled. You wanted to make many many many movies. Also it struck me that there used to be kind of a a policy in hollywood. Which is if you were some senator from the south. You're gonna get crushed in your some baptist minister you're gonna get crushed but if you're hollywood royalty they would kind of look the other way i mean. Roman polanski get standing ovations when he gets academy award like. There was a lot of this going on in hollywood and the kind of went. Kinda kinda one of us leave him alone. I mean even harvey weinstein crushing there. Were killing those stories. You know i mean he operated with impunity. I probably thirty years right. Except for that part i was getting worried thinking. Oh god he's going to say it's the jews but it kind of it all balances because you have your polanski's and who who is basically Exit living in exile and woody. Whose name is now. Finally being tarnished But then you have your epsteins or weinstein. So i think the jews. I think we're at a net zero with if we're gonna tolerate better not also so i'm going to watch arrest. I don't know how many parts it is for parts. yeah Also i came up with a fairly diabolical way to figure out who's taller my son or my daughter because my daughter's always been taller than my son and literally lorded it over him and my son is caught up fast in the last several months. He's proud idea of how to do this to curse. It's imprecise. compared to what i'm doing i guarantee i guarantee it. It's not a right and he's he's going to be six four and a half. He's going fast but he's catching her but really her claim to fame is taller than him. And when the girl then the boy and he's she's a full ten seconds younger than him. It's been fun for her. But i think the ride is run. It's getting to the end because he's he's now caught her the latest is. The doctor says he's taller. But netanyahu disputes it. Because these guys get it wrong all the time by the way that thank you. That's too stupid stick. They put on the scale member. Those things wind up seeing that on a kid where the things going up at a forty five degree angle. Like the stick like well. There's two and a half inches right there. But okay so i was sort of thinking about it. You can do that move you know. Sometimes people hold their hand up and then they go. And i'm going to move it over here not precise. There's a kind of mark on the wall or put the book on the head and make the mark. But i said allen level on their heads level carpenter the level challenge google level challenge. I took i took a wooden yardstick. I said let's go back to back and went back to back. Actually they both went back up against the wall. Visit shoes off back. Get us did as tall as you can with your heels on the ground backup to the word straits right then i then i put the wooden stick on its edge and i found the highest point each one of their crowns and i got it on there and then i put a torpedo level on top of the wooden stick and i was like and it was literally within the lines of the babol but it was tilted a little toward an italian just the bubble even inside the bubble skill can be a little one way or the other i said to her. She's taller by a fraction right. And i would. I would estimate goes up. I would estimate if i lifted up. The bobble i could get it to the center in about a sixteenth. Maybe an eighth tops. You didn't tell sonny did you. I announced it in front of both of them. I'm talia just took off. Sort of she. She was just leaping yes she was she was just like a little nymph. Just this wouldn't emphasis slightly right sprite. A galloping down the hall and i yelled enjoy while you can because you got about seven days at this. Just this victory does yes. You don't want to spike the ball on this or or get your spiking in while you can because once he's going to be six four and she's gonna be five ten and a half or something but literally probably thirty second. Maybe maybe maybe a sixteenth of an inch just shiaz that much the level challenge just kind of interesting and for those of you. I couldn't find my two foot level. All i had was my big six foot level and i thought that's child abuse. You can't put a six foot level. I said so. I found my little torpedo level and put a little flat stick on its edge above themselves. Updated keep updated. I should throw. When i i'm gonna redo it when i get home just to make sure i got. I got a full accurate measurement. All right so good news for the movie uppity and showtime after all. This time finally got our deal closed at time. The reason i'm saying this is because people don't realize what a slog most everything is and and it's sorta y you have to kind of planted. A few seeds have some other seeds that you're cultivating have some other. That are in the size of shrub. Kinda keep everything cultivated and planted and constantly in the ground because it show long inbetween days. I mean it must have been two. Maybe three years since Brian koppelman over at billions. Showtime was talking about doing uppity as a series on showtime. When they're done john died. John singleton single fin. The covert thing is completely destroyed my calendar but i think singleton died. Pre covid. oh yeah. We were insurance. Three years i'd be surprised if it's three but it could have been april two thousand and nineteen seventeen coming up who years and jesus christ this been sitting around for like three years but anyway finally got the deal closed. They got a writer. They like I called the willie t willie. Tee said louis tease. He's from texas or he is a texan now and he's like we've been jerking off this dead pig for three years. And i said he finally busted a nut and then he started laughing like an insane person. So willie's palms and we're starting down that road and who the fuck knows but at least at least there's movement and that wait a second i don't mean to ask on the parade here but just because this has come up in the past. They didn't make they didn't pull a goose palm springs. Hotel on you did. They will do. It has long as your name is. I'm i'm sure i'll be in the bathroom. When the wards are handed out so we got you know the name of the writer. Yeah i can. I wrote it down. I can't i. Can't i went in and me and nate. Like imdb beat him and he's been around for a while. He hasn't written a bunch of big features or anything's worked on a lot of tv. Shows is not citing being. Yeah well it's movement is always is always nice. I gina you got your shot. I just got it and this is right after announced and proclaimed and knew that i would be the last person in this state to get vaccinated and just like that everything changed. I still have my band aid on. Just got back just now. And it was a full I was in a downtown parking structure. Full military fema everybody. Undressed fatigues It was very disturbed paean. It was very sifi very easy. Everyone was super nice and it just happened really quickly. it was Because i'm everyone wants to know why long story short because i still work for an at a new station that does emergency broadcasting in can be there at a moment's notice to break emergency news. That's that's sort of how that worked. So i did but but when i proclaimed everybody get your shit together because i'm gonna be last then. This this came to be than this information came to be. So i just got the pfizer and i get another one in a couple of weeks and It so far so good. The you stay in like a sectioned off area for fifteen minutes and they right you have a bracelet on and they write the time on it that you're not allowed to leave until it's that time and that's just to make sure you don't go into like anticlimactic shock or something from the vaccine and wants your time is up. You go and you check out. And it's you know it's very official but it was very well run and it was funny because everyone's in fatigues and it's just a military presence everywhere and it's so it's a little unnerving but they have music blaring to make people more comfortable so as i'm whoa snaking through this line with like my card and my id and you know very stern looking. You know people in military outfits they're playing brown eyed girl. And i think just to kind of ease the tension and it was easy and i wasn't going to say anything because You know you may or may not feel the same way but it's especially in california as you guys know. It's very difficult to get it. Even brian is having obviously can't get it yet. And you don't wanna to be brag. You know i would. I would love for you know i just i. I feel very lucky. And i'm not going to post on social media like an. I voted sticker. And i don't mean to be that way it's just i'm lucky and it's done and it was very easy and at no. Nobody should be scared to get it. in the second one is when the twenty eighth date twenty one days from. I saw my elderly parents over the weekend. Some both over the weekend star. Wanna get it over with. And i realize this fucking mask thing. They've both got their first shot. I don't know what the number is i. Seventy percent on the first shot. I feel like i feel like there's so here's the problem there's been a lot of rounding down all. There's been a lot of managing expectations for almost every facet of this disease and my thing is like don't manage me. Just just tell me like well. We don't want to tell people. The first shot gets them most of the way there because we want them to get the second shot. So we're gonna tell them but it seems like the first shot gets you most of the way there. Yes and by the way to say something like that and to quote unquote manage expectations. You know what you're doing. You're shitting all over. The johnson and johnson vaccine that is only seventy seventy five percent efficacy which is great. So you're saying that's not good enough the nobody's gonna get in line for that shot. What are you seventy percent with. The first and then the rest of the way with the second anyway doesn't matter my mom we're sitting outdoors. Were about ten feet apart sitting out on the patio. She's got her first shot and again nine about nine feet away from her. Because we're keeping our distance which i wish we would have implemented years ago. I wish we would have been done this when i was in junior high. Adopt that policy sitting nine feet away from her. She's sitting there. She's got her first shot but she's got this stupid mask on and the mask. It's a little tough on the on the on the on a very old people because they're not good with that kinda shit i mean. They could barely handle universal remote or cell phone so my mom has got the mask on and but the hoop that goes around. Her ear is like she can't do her hearing aid. And the thing that things like putting pressure on her hearing aid but because we're socially distance. I'm having to yell at her and she's like i can't i can't do the hearing because the the hoop on the mask and i was like go bit. You're seventy percent of the way there. I'm ten feet away. We're outside. I think i think you'll make it. But that was that and then later my dad my dad has big ears and he had the thing hooked on about half of his ear and the rest was just around his neck tire. Time it was just sort of laying back on the sofa the thing around his neck and the thing like checking the flood off his ear stuff. And it's like i love the dance of the retards. That's my favorite by favourite part of life as the dance or the retards like hey old people either wear it right or fucking put it in your lap this this thing with a symbolic and by the way i. I'm not wearing a mask so you don't have to prove anything. It's very interesting mindset. It's like i'm wearing my mask. It's got my seat belt on but it's around my back. It's not in front of me but it's still it's notes clicked is no we get into an accident. It's as if you never touch the seat belt. That's that's where i can see all my dad's nose hairs. He's kind of leaning back and the mask is around his chin and each strap is is dug into his huge ear. Lobes so there was that that was also the other thing. I realized that my parents are so old. They never go anywhere so they're just looking at me when i'm going ads just in oklahoma city. Playing clubs playing clubs. Yeah going out the out to eat moscow little tighter doing normal things that states do. You're just trapped in california. You don't you don't fucking no better like what's going on over there and what clubs are you talking about like the rest of the fucking free world is now open. You guys made the mistake of moving to california in nineteen fifty one and you're fucking trap and you're gonna die with the stupid mask halfway round you once hooked around your low. The others hooked around your nut sack. And you're just laying there in the fucking sofa waiting for newsom. Let you fucking go back to church. All right so that was that was funny. My dad joe's the church or would lightly go to church another little breaking news. Update is The little five year old and he's in public school will be going back on monday. Ooh wow praise and it's split up in like it's it's really cute. It's the early birds in the later. Gators but but for kindergarten. We we. I only went to half day to. I don't think kindergarteners go from the typical. Yeah so i don't. I don't think that's related to covid or anything. This great conversation my daughter an hour ago like you want to go back to school now. Why not because you can't cheat i go. Oh is everyone cheating test or something. You know the smart kid face timing everybody and everything i. It's whatever you would do if you could do that. Math app gives me on. That's what everyone everyone is doing. Erin and because a me i was like would you say takes a certain amount of skill to cheat. Yeah you gotta do it right like okay as long as we're learning something i mean we're not learning about whatever the fucking subject is what we're learning how to cheat learning algebra. There's a stealthy you know. Counting cards is a is a skill. i guess -solutely there many many things that would sort of fall under that under that heading so the old kids ain't going back the thing i find insane about. This is the airline and there's been a lot of stories now of kids and families being thrown off flights because their two year old wouldn't keep the mask on. As far as i can tell this doesn't do anything to two year olds in two year olds. Don't do anything to two year. Old is pretty low. Random fucking number two. Pick for someone to keep their mask on for a six hour flight or however long. You're on that. I mean bump it up to seven or five or something to his twos undoable well. Two year olds are still like drunk emotional emotional abusers right. They're not going That's not the age. The things what i'm saying is with everything it's like. Why do we always have to go the direction of safety like well. It's not really hurting kids so we could cut it off at ten to make it to okay. 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And you know when that's a circuit right there. You know very interesting. And i'm glad you brought this up because somebody tweeted us and as long as we're talking about it. Let's just make sure. Chris rosa goes to the front of the line. He said i hadn't even worse standing for prom. I worked at the banquet hall. We had our promise. So i didn't go to the prom working it a new low man. That's rough all right. So we'll we'll get hold of and we'll talk to him soon. Maybe tuesday maybe tuesday wednesday something like that. Dan done our favorite is in the wings. And we'll start the booze cruise right after this. It's time for nicaraguan name. That movie with adams bunny oswaldo. See if you can guess which movie this famous line is from. I mean look a brassy sleep with fishes. If you said the godfather a musical breasts he sleeps with the fishes back to the show. Dan done back on the show perennial. All-star here what we're drinking with dan done available. Wherever you get your podcast and the instagram at the imbiber. What do you got for stan. Everybody how are you good. Well as years ago you launched man. I believe that was around two thousand twelve and it turns out your way ahead of the game. In terms of celebrity owned or endorsed booze brands. But for me star liquor if you will all started back in the early eighties. I remember this billy. Dee williams and colt forty five ragging early eighties. Billy dee cable. Knit sweater members lounging on the sofa in a softly lit bachelor pad. He's got that puck and look on his face. You know that half smirk smooth princess lay when he said you know you belong with me in the cloud that look and he pulled that shit right in front han solo too so anyway. What's he got in his hand. Cannon colt forty five and he said these famous words. There are two roles to remember. You want to have a good time. Remember one never run out of co forty five was rule number two gina. Oh get some ice good ever forget brule number one four fight club. Yeah right rule number three i. Guess is don't underestimate. The impacted the celebrity endorsement. Adam knows this from the moment. I saw that commercial i never did. I mean look these days. There are so many famous people including adam who were involved in the booze got clooney and randy gerber cost amigos. Bruno mars has a rum. Kate hudson has a vodka the rock as at the quila and on down our old friend. Dan ackroyd ryan reynolds. Bob dylan has booze stewart. You know what i'd like to do. I'd be curious so it's comical because you know the guys like malt liquor so smooth ladies love it's like ladies hate malt liquor everyone hates malt liquor malt liquor tastes like shit but the only reason you drink malt liquors to catch an early buzz. You know and it was always kind of we figured well if you wanna get buzzed. Drink the malt liquor and if you want a sip on something drinks miller lite max packages just left station. But what. I'm curious about is. What is the alcohol content of malt liquor because it probably wasn't exceedingly. It was probably just hire. They're if probably just higher than pabst. Blue ribbon so. I have chris when he gets back in the booth. Look that one up but see now ever tell yatom muddy in college who did the mouth on. All the lakers liquors drinks and whatever and figured out what was the best per penny like the best get for the money and it was a boxed wine for thrice the best the best puzzle get still is what is colt. Forty five malt liquor. What is the alcohol content on that and the reason we're living in a great day because now you just get a delectable double ip a and it's got more booze in it than the colt forty five does and Scrummed daily issues so Five point six. Yeah i mean that's just a little bit you know it's just a tick and a half over but it's what ice right. Yeah yeah beer but not overpowering. Any meat can still have your billy. You're not gonna lose your game you know. Yeah i like. I like hammer. I like when they were hinson fred williamson. When he'd come and go. I'm looking for him and he had hit a custom. Drinking desk made for himself Those are the those were the days all right. What do we got. Dan obviously couldn't bring everything. And i tried to get a nice selection here. We see We're going to start off. Which is the easiest thing it's in a can and it's called the long drink okay. This celebrities attached to this are miles teller actor miles teller whiplash fantastic four is the star of the upcoming top gun. Maverick movie also famous. Dj named kyko. Yes i had to look that up. Because i'm not hip but he's really fucking famous. He's six million followers and then golfer rickie fowler pro golfers so with this is the yeah. The long drink is the number one drink in finland and it goes back to nineteen fifty to the summer games were in finland. They were worried they weren't gonna be able to keep up with everybody drinking so they want the government said come up with a drink that we can serve in a can or something really quick and easy and this was so. This brand launched in twenty eighteen miles. Teller wasn't a part of it. Then he actually tried it in a party or something in new york city loved the got in touch with the owners. Because you can do that. When you're famous. And then he became a partner and then cargo and rickie fowler came later. But let's try this thing man. I want to hear what you guys think. Shares its been days in and white claw. I mean like oh. I'm going to tell you right now. This got a lot more sugar and at this a lot better. What white claw was going to say. This is way more delicious difference. Tell miles teller is not going to kick your ass for for bagging on waco. You know this is. I find this actually rich. It's really refreshing. I was going out to the desert a lot this summer and i was drinking this stuff and it just it goes down a little to easy prop probably it. Okay i think the alcohol and this is about five. What did what did you drink. Once you got to the desert. Yeah exactly exactly. This is a good one. I don't. I'm not a big fan of the hard sensors necessarily this thing. Just has you know now. This is ice flavor to look. You would drink this over white cloth any day and twice on sunday but at some point. You're going to find out the calories in this twice the white claw or another fifty in that. That's how they got a slow your roll a little bit but if this thing is anywhere near a white claw. The white clause always like one hundred calories or ninety nine calories no carbs. Obviously that is spoken like a true basic pitch. one hundred calories. Y'all so i right now. This is anywhere near a hundred. I'd definitely do this over white claw. Dan we had a variety sent over to us. I did and i must confess. I broke into the sugar free one yet. And that is that. Is your low carb kito option. If you're if you're going for these long drinks this one said. The long drinks one eighty with eighteen grams of carbs and white clause one hundred calories with two grams of carbs. So that's why. That's why this one's better and i know brian not pombal moose guy a big guy. I love it. This is when you wanna keep away from. I don't know she might be too young for this. But then italia's of the world the teenage girls were. This does not taste alcoholic. This good i am. I'm a fan and this is about twelve dollars for six pack so bad so we'll stick with the gin category here and it was bound to happen from the day that he made put this song out in one thousand nine hundred four was destiny that this had happened. I don't wanna sound like a full alcoholic by this long drink to me tastes like a good mixer. Tastes like you could show head and put a little cheating or something in it. Because i can't at five point. Five with all that sort of citrus flavor. And i can barely taste. I don't think. I'm eating tasting the alcohol as jean alluded to that's delicious taste. Like got sorry back and it would be asleep in the in the beach chair out in the desert and knocking back some long drink. Nine hundred ninety four the inevitable snoop dogg row gin and juice and now finally the dream has been realized right here with indigo gin from the man himself. Snoop dogg. And i got down on how you guys can do. I'm going to do this with a little tonic. Little gin and tonics heavily flavored. Yes this smells like tests coughs really. I'm just trying straight all right to do what you're doing it straight try i. I'm going to funnel this. Smells like a vape pen this strawberry. This smells like a air freshener. you'd get at a truck stop in baker. That's what it smells and we take that. I like tired of that prostitutes. Smell in your cab velez. That's what it smells like. I i have this. I have a thing with synthetic stuff. Like i like beer. Tastes like beer and gender. Tastes like gin. I don't like all the multi flavored everything it just feels. It feels weird to me. This smell and any woman listening will know what i'm talking about. This smells like lip. Smackers like flavor chapstick. Christie's trying off screen and we'll get. I mean it's not bad. It's just going to ruin snoop man. You're gonna ruin his career radio. Know we beseech you to get your own bottle what you're in for while he was high as fuck when he made it. You know that put a little bit. There's what i'm going to tell you from a traditional gin is. There isn't very i don't notice. Hardly any juniper in this which is what you would expect out of gin. It's it's very fruity. Like i'm getting strawberries. Oh yeah. I mean strawberries. Dan bursch infused flavored flavored. Janet yes oh. I didn't even know that all right on that. I'm sure this is great. Dan you getting strawberries like falling into a sewage treatment facility a rendering bannon going. I'm getting. I am almost an ass can ask flavor in this thing as dookie sales by your nose. Yes this is. This is for people that don't like those customer who is not me right. Great looking. I know dan called the indigo. But it's spelled in dog. Dog seems like doug but it's pronounced indigo for sure. That's the one thing. I know about strawberries in this how to pronounce dan. What's his what's it retail for this. You twelve dollars retails for thirty dollars. No no i'm saying what for not just the price i mean. What's it retail for. What are we doing why. I didn't sing the price. Oh my say why. Four for everyone. Okay we're gonna say all right. We tried it. This is the first time. I've had it actually right here on the show with you chris policy of all bottles go back to the corolla casa. Yeah you guys can fight over this show not make the pilgrimage. The cork how about the song everybody liked. The you know this. This is for you to get and dump a little fanta into and get your buzz on. This is a pool party so this is a college party. I think it was probably designed to be that way. I don't think they over thought it. I don't think snoop was going over there and interviewing gin makers in london. I think it was just like. Hey let's make it cool bottle christ and then just sell it to the fans so all right don. We'll move on to a one that i'm sure your buddy your buddy simon. The mixologist should not worry about afford worry about snoop nipping at his heels with this one. All right we'll move onto a filmmaker here by the name of steven soderbergh claim director. His this yeah. This is great okay. It's called sing. Ghani sixty three. That's the name of the brand. Singapore is the national spirit of bolivia. It's been around for about five hundred years and for most of that history. It's never been out of bolivia. Steven soderbergh first became familiar with in two thousand seven. When he was making the movie shea one of his members of his staff gave him some he fell in love with it and then sort of made it his mission to bring this thing to the states which he finally did he partnered with a distillery down. There called cossery. All which is the most famous sin ghani producing distillery in all of bolivia. And this is the stuff. And what i love about seeing ghani. It's not as popular as say. It's more the more popular south south. American spirits would be peace go and kashasa but this thing is so versatile make you can put it in a vesper. A bloody mary around most fish dachary negroni on the drink that i'm going to make right now. It's called the chew fly which is just two ounces of sin guarding i'm going to eyeball it probably more than that and ginger beer with some line wheels in there. It's called the chew fly as hold on this brandy brandy this. The united states has classified as brandy but stevens been fighting this battle for years and he swears it's going to happen any day. Now with the su- get singani. Ghani declared its own spirit category. And he's pretty certain that's going to happen and it's going to happen in the next couple months. They gotta call us something so i call it brandy. But it's a very delicious i injure. Yeah i can see ginger beer and ginger ale really going nicely with it so it's got like a little gin and it's got some other kind of complex and it's it's it's unlike any hard stuff of tasted it that's not to be your ginger vodka. Your rum harsh. Now it's it's kind of a little bit fruity and would he have been scipion booze. Bear the ginger beer. Yeah and again. I would say what i love about this again to just reiterate is you can. This is a pinch hitter. You can put this in any drink. So if you're if you're running out if you run out of gin and you wanna use it in a you can go forward you can put in back. I don't drink bloody marys myself. But i hear the very tasty with with this. Yeah i've never had a bloody mary. My never really wanna brunch through. I think something happened to me. When i was young with tomato juice. You got something something happened dark or your mom yet and therapy. Yeah exactly so sing. Ghani sixty three. Well get that you can go to By bison ghani sixty three dot com is the easiest place to get it. Because you know it's it might be difficult to find in certain spots but can get it on that website and deliver it anywhere and again. I think districts some soda berg's best work right here. What what's it. What's it retail for thirty seven dollars. Oh not too bad to come to the funding to have on your bar. Yeah it's definitely a conversation piece. And yeah i mixed nicely with a lot of different stuff. I actually just dumped the little. My long drink in in with it takes our next up. Is our pal pal bryan. Cranston narrowed paul from breaking bad cup. I was waiting forever to try. This out is can. I please show you. How much of bottle is let me see. This is a huge hit. My house cry for help. Did you do this today before. Moving under my roof for ten ten or twelve days so the first time i ever tried mess gal was on the show with. Dan realized it was incredible. And then when aaron paul and bryan cranston said they're doing this and i'm one of the many ultimate breaking bad fans. I have been waiting for this moment to it. I am so excited for gina it is. It's really good mess gal. And they started. They had an idea dinner. In new york they decide to go down to a hakka. A place called san louis. Del rio this this one. Here we're drinking is made with the espa dean. Which is the species of gabrielle. That makes up about ninety percent of all mess cow production so this this was aged six years. And just so you know how what happens. They take those pena's owl they crush them. They quarter them. They place him in the earth pits. They cook them for a couple of days. Four days then they crush them with the wheel and they put him into a they mash it up. And this thing was about seven to ten days of fermentation comes within called topology and then they put it in a pot and they still it and then we put it in our mouths. Dan is one of my favorites. That you've ever watched the show of all. The lines. beers lakers. Whatever it's like. It's got that smoking this but not as much. It's got more fruity nece to it. And it's it's. It's awesome a little sneaky. Pete to it as well it is. It is very kind of woody smoky. There's a lot going on. I mean more going on than any to keeler mess gallery. You're used to just tequila. Good tequila bad tequila. Sorta strong tequila week tequila. But this is dr seuss. Yeah yeah you can drink this on a train to fox. I mean this is just got a ton going on right like it's just tastes tastes every part. What how they made this right. I really do love. This is really good. There's been some rum type things that we've had like. Oh it tastes like vacation. This tastes like the ultimate like camping trip. Like you are out under the stars in the desert having some delicious ms cal. I mean this is some calgon. Take me away share. Right here i love. It does have that kind of smoked flavor by the by the difference when you make. I dunno eggs on an open fire when you're camping and it's a little that smoking senate yeah. This is amazing great. They've they've done a wonderful job with this. This is Sixty dollars a bottle but bargain. Excellent i talk brian down. He texted me when he got the bottle. And he said. I'm i'm dangerously close to finishing this thing to say a little bit for the segment in two weeks and meyer your straight man. I'm glad that you left. Left a little in their game on really good. We'll stay in the gavi category real quick here with a win. The tequila called vilawan tequila. And this is the brainchild of nick. Jonas jonas brothers designer. John barbados it. Came up with this one. And this is vilawan tequila binge guys over here like the jonas brothers. Were this close to going away seven years ago and they're just all over the place again. Yeah i think. Nick kind of branched out that justin timberlake and saint kind of way like now. It's all about nick. Jonas specifically yeah think he married a bollywood or something in gorgeous. Priyanka chopra. yeah. I love her Sorry so i'm gonna do the silver. They have a silver rep. Sido on yang-ho silvers forty five fifty on yahoo is sixty two. We remember the rules. Gina silver tequila anything under aged under two months silver blanco but generally it's never aged in wood. Rep assad is two months to a year and then anita hill is anything over a year in yep so there we go and this one is made but as is the master distiller of this he was a guy puts stoli vodka. Basically got a on the map in at least in the modern era and headed to kill Note they tequila which is very well regarded so he is the guy making this to kill up for nick. Jonas john garcia dose. And let's try it. I making margarita here. But i think especially sweet fruit for rep asada or am i just off. I did that the mess cal could be. Yeah i think that's a good point. And i i get a little butterscotch and there is like a chocolate he chocolate. he knows. It does have a sweetness to it. But i don't think it's it's overly sweet by any means now at the risk of sounding like an asshole very drinkable like especially just kinda straightened sipping. It is no in dog. Oh that much. I can tell you that illegal in hinson vape juice. It's good i like. I mean it's a good tequila and for forty five dollars. I think it's the right price range for this silver. Got a nice bottle. John barbados design the bottle himself which is always talk about a conversation piece and again. I think gina nailed. It's a drinkable tequila. So there's nothing. There's nothing offensive about this to kill works really well. I just made this margarita. I think it tastes great in it and What mix what is your margarita. Mix that you go with dan. I hate all syrupy sappy whatever you always just make them up yourself. Never ever use mirena mix. I use your fresh now spoke. Well i squeeze my limes putting a little a little a gaba gaba serapin their excuse me and a little bit of simple syrup as well but yeah i did that one and then the last but not least from my old pal. He should tyler archer criminal minds. Whose line in any way and of course talk soup. You're straight times that's that's right. Yours truly was a writer on. Talk soup so i use my driller old friend. Yeah it was a writer on talk soon and put a couple of cherries in here. This is called courage and stone and what it is. A line of eighty proof ready to drink craft cocktail. So it's ready to pour out of the bottle that's made it a great spot in brooklyn new york. We're gonna go. They've got a couple of different things in their portfolio. But we're doing the old fashioned here the classic old fashioned and again you pop the bottle poured over ice. When put charrier to win there if you want and no recreation needed yeah. It's a great looking bottle. Fiqh glass glass topper which i always appreciate and old fashioned awesome. Cigarettes is this is fun. This is a great one. Cheers everybody Yeah again ready to drink. Hit or miss and way more miss usually with ready to drink as i'm sure you guys have experienced. I've had some ready to drink cocktails that i it was hard to believe that someone it was the dog'll of ready to drink but this one i don't even know how they do it with this to me tastes like an old fashioned that i would have at a great craft cocktail bar. Somebody who's whipped up right in front of me slid it across the border. They all fashioned with so when i was young the had those club mixers and the ready to mix department. You guys remember those. Kansas club cans. Yeah there that was the only kind of ready to mix. I think they kept them. In the refrigerated section of the liquor store. Oh you mean like tom collins. Just add booze. I think it was all mixed in whatever it was. I think it was all pre mix there were called. You can look it up max pat. It's like one thousand nine hundred. Eighty s club can pinochle lada. Tom collins data ready ready. Ready to drink are you're okay 'cause mixer ready ready-to-drink ready to drink there. These little cans and i remember I remember once when i was living in my dad's garage. I went out on a date with this gal who ended up being a porn star but somehow kept her virtue with me a slap in the face because i grew up in north hollywood. So it's like. I got turned down by like i got the fresh. I put my hand on my side and then seven months later just tag team by fm bradley. And peter north. And i thought to myself jesus christ. So there's this adult pineapple africa. Yeah club recognized that. Yeah yeah they were popular. They're round today. I don't know without you know it was probably some stupid thing where they used wine for the alcohol or something dumb and it was all cala reasons syrup and six point one percent alcohol or if one of these things where all you did was get fat but never got drunk but i was out with this Gal and i was living my dad's garage and i said we weren't. We swing by the garage you know and then just hang out a little bit sorta impromptu style like like we're we're eating and she's like i don't know if that's part of the plan and i was like just stop by not something. I was working on or anything. But we're in the neighborhood and one of my jack off friends had known i was going out on a date. And he got a couple of these club mixers and he put him in like glass and he said them out so they were presented to both of us but then of when the door opened it looked like this is something i had been planning days in advance and i couldn't tell him that my jack off buddies did it. But that was my last recollection of the club. Are they still around maximum. They don't have a huge internet presence. Had wow how seeing is how they use the same font as tab. Something shows me. They don't exist anymore an atom. I don't know if you did this. But i try to. I went full atom after. I tasted this Origin stone and little long drink in it. Delightful country goes with everything monitoring literally toothpaste. Gasoline could long drink save indigo. Is anyone trying to get out. I gotta do it pours ads. That's going to be like throwing the mentos into the elk dipoto. There's going to be next. Fall cain oh jesus. Dan brave man it weaponize is the strawberry. Are these ready to drink. So the ready to drinks weren't alcohol content back in the day and maybe not even now this is this is this is an eighty proof. Cocktail right all eighty proof yet. Are there many of those out. There there are few higher. End ready to drink brands. I'm encouraging stones. Probably the best. I've come across in a while and this bottle is seventy seven. Fifty bottle is fifty dollars. probably depends on how you're poor but maybe twelve to fourteen drinks out of that fashioned good really work. Yeah so i dig that. That's how you should tyler. And here's the thing with her. She's really involved in it. And you're going to get that in to burying degrees with these celebrity brands. I think certain. Celebrities as we know like dan ackroyd is really involved in his. Sammy hagar was really involved in his eye. Asia as well and then you get the ones like justin timberlake had that nine. Zero one tequila probably never tried the again. But i appreciate it when the when they get behind the cranston. Same way like he's out. He's doing the work. He's going to cocktail festivals. He's he's doing what you gotta do to push it and he's got the juice to back it up as well. I mean it's a great product so most of these were delicious. But we'd be remiss not to give a one big big big shoutout to eight one eight ri- drinks new new selection of choice. I don't know if they're all sold out. Though now. daily. Jesus they only had one one thing of a one run run run. Yeah exactly so. I think those are all sold out. And then the kardashians shut us down. Yeah so throw those peasants a couple crumbs. Let them take that can make ends meet for the Yeah i always think about that. Because i know sammy hagar little bit. An son aaron. And they're they're really good dudes but years ago. I've told you guys about this. I don't think i've told dan. But yeah you gotta get out there. Like pdd did with iraq. You know p. Diddy that brand. That vodka brand was around for years and not doing anything. And then they kind of gave it to p. and then p. diddy was everywhere all the time and got that until multi million million dollar company. But the sammy hagar thing. I remember years ago. I was watching one of the saturday afternoon shows and it was like celebrity hobbies and they had this guy likes to ride dirt bikes. And that guy over there do pottery and it's like an sammy hagar the red rocker. What's your hobby. He's like cooking with beach. Bum tequila recycling. The bottle up and i remember thinking at the time like i don't think cooking with two key la- hobbies i. You can put tequila on deviled eggs. You can put tequila tequila pot. Make tequila scrambled eggs. You know he's just standing there like dumping him. He's holding the label out you know. And he's dumping the tequila on everything. And i thought that's not riding dirt bike or you know building ships in bottles. And he was pimping this shit a long time ago and then later on sold it for eight hundred million dollars or whatever whatever he did so he sold habal habal. I think for one hundred and thirty million dollars but that was a lot of money back. It's still is but back when he did it interesting. Funny thing was sammy. I met him a few times over the years and then when my book living loaded came out maybe whatever almost ten years ago jesus i reached out the somebody from the brand and i said hey. Is it possible to get a blurb for the jacket. You think sammy would do that like yeah. Sure we will ask him and they did they. Send me a great quote back and so about three years ago. I was up at the san francisco. World spirits competition. I was on judging a contest with sammy. And afterwards i said hey man i only know. Got a chance to thank you for that. The blurb for the book and he goes. Oh you know. I'll do it. When when do you need it. I said i said no is it already happened was a book that i wrote called living loaded. He goes oh he goes. Yeah no great book. Attacks from dixie in fairness i've given a few blurbs myself and i don't think i've ever read the books you read like a page eric. Do you go all right well. This is adamant yes this is. I did read it. I read it. You did read it. The only famous person i remember exactly where i was i was on a long flight and i now want to save philadelphia but i think that's where you grew up right. That's where i grew up right. So i think i made it a philadelphia as probably find in new york or dc or something. But i didn't read dan's book living loaded and i was Entertain the entire flight. And anyone knows me knows. 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A Bachelor Televised Reconciliation

Bachelor Party

1:05:23 hr | 5 months ago

A Bachelor Televised Reconciliation

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Because you don't watch the bachelor. And i was like this is great. I'd love to hear your thoughts on it. I do not watch that show but every once in a while i do not bad the truth about me and my television consumption is basically that i. I'm a channel surfer Before i decide to break the way. Tv works not. I don't know how how it works for you and for everybody else out there but my relationship to it is everything is sort of cordoned off and so i will begin my relationship with tv. When i don't have an appointment by watching new york one for a little bit. Because i live in brooklyn And so i started a bit. I mean it's it's really truly. I started i started one up to two to. Cbs ago. end the three which is tnt. Watch a little basketball for a little while knife mission. Impossible movie on. I'll to stick with that for a minute Ego up to four. And that's i think that's what's four for me is that nbc or five is fox. Sink as nick at night. 'cause i watch a lot of friends and a lot of mom okay. What's on nick at nite. These days in friends friends friends friends friends. But nick at nite is viacom and interesting that they have the licensing for that and then seven is nbc and so ab abc abc. So you know. I usually watch a little bit of bachelor. I've seen i. I watched all the network shows at least for five to twenty minutes. Always like. I've seen every network so monday through friday during this pandemic for at least twenty minutes every single week or many weeks i mean most nights i read before i go to bed but many other nights. I'm watching tv. But before i go into the streaming apps. I watched my cable like like a ninety year old person. Well it's funny youtube tv. I do not have cable anymore. You timmy's pricey. But i do love it. I channel surfing as well on saturday mornings. I wake up. And i'm like what movie can i watch on cable and as a result i've recently watched crazy rich asians which is great movie. I really love it. Julia don't get carried away. Sorry i it's great cable fine. It's a great movie. Yes it's whether we watch began. It's a great cable movie. Very excited for hines. but i. I love channel surfing to it. Also like is there a chip and joanna gaines channel surfing. I don't think so. I don't i don't get up that high though. I do not get update on youtube tv. Are you doing a la carte that way is it just channels you wanna watch and now they have like sat run but this is like a hangover for me. It's like i used to you know she doesn't five wake up and be like what can i watch on cable and i would go up to those channels. I would skip the networks. Now would go all the way up. I mean what are the punch in a number. It's four zero six. Which is the tennis channel. Three hundred or three one which is espn and espn two. And then Oh shoot of course. I'm not going to remember it right now. I need the. I need the remote with me. I think at six six fifty three is a tc turner classic which are watch. That's my cnn. I don't watch any news programs except for new york one me neither. Mtc mtcr's. i just wanna know. It's on watch like an hour or sometimes an entire movie depending on where it is in the movie like What was on last night in national velvet was on last night. Oh my god. That was my favorite movie. As a kid i remember stopped talking. I rented it from my local video store. And i just remember it being by the door to return it so in forget but i loved loved loved national velvet. I was pretty shirley temple. Movies style National velvet really. I was captivated for a little while. It looked a little colorized like it. Just it was a little too bright for me. And i watched it for about fifteen minutes and then i went win actually started watching what i turned on the tv to watch which was but I wanted to watch part for the woody allen mia farrow thing. I also wanted to refresh not doing that here. Know why. We don't have to do it. But i will say it's incredibly incredibly convincing. It's just it is. It is very convincing. But i wanted to refresh my memory of what i'd watched on tuesday with respect to the bachelor that was my that was my main purpose and turning on my tv. Watching the woody allen thing and watching that and abc did not make it easy. No when i say. I watched it on hulu. Yeah i think they were. Pushing people who abc owed disney owns abc. So anyway more on that in the future. Sure you know the demilio show. And the and the kardashians are moving to hulu so it's like a bastion of reality. Tv in in the future and like kind of girding myself for it but not not not why we're here right now So did you watch the whole finale in did you watch the whole rose. I watched all of the after the final rose and i watched a little bit of the finale. How much has you seen before that. This i watched a little bit. I was familiar with listening to your podcast. I mean you know this about. I've told you this many times i do. Not watch this show my pipelines bachelor knowledge are come from you and john kerr monica flank of the new york times who writes occasionally about the bachelor but has a lot of feelings and party. John giancarl monica. Your ear one and jenna worthen watches it occasionally to how we have not talked about this season we talked about it a little bit towards the end. When things went off the rails. But i know she's also a bachelor watcher. Yes she has. I think i want emailed her about it anyway. i'm just curious like flying in on this. What did you think. Like what was your. What was your reaction. it's funny. I don't typically ask you what did you think about this. But it such a mass. And i am so deep in like bachelor thinking that i am curious for like people's fresher perspectives as a listener as a listener of this show. I sometimes do wonder about how things i know. You know what the problems are in the world. And i feel like there's a way that the show itself seemed shocked that there are repercussions for things that happen on its show and i watched a lot of unreal and i felt like the the the way that show managed in its satire to to create a bubble like an actual hothouse to grow these dramas among the contestants on these shows while also being completely oblivious or willfully oblivious to what's happening beyond the walls that it is built for these productions. I just find that that cognitive dissonance fascinating So for me. If you're gonna do all this touting of having this we've got our first black bachelor or you know when rachel lindsay was the first black bachelorette You know they do they do all this padding on the back but the the the bones of the show it seemed to me are made in these manufactured dramas i feel like the show has no imagination for drama involving black people that doesn't also involve racism and now now in this case it wasn't that the show created this problem for for its contestants. This woman this woman. Her name is also rachel. Correct yes correct. This is the thing she did when she wasn't even on the show. This was by the way three years ago in my mind. I thought that happened fifteen. Years ago chris harrison talked about it that way he was like twenty eighteen. Yeah maybe back then. Yeah i mean. I just did assume this way in the past. This happened late last week. Basically so anyway. I watched i've i. I know i know everything that happened. I watched enough. I think the question that i have for you. Juliette is do these things make you as as they make me i feel the off. The whole thing stresses me out in a way that has nothing to do with racer racism. It's just watching. People watching people cringe. Yeah try to pretend that. Nothing has cringe-worthy worthy stresses me out. A big a big part of the conversation around the bachelor this season at least on this podcast. But i think in general not fun to like laugh at these people anymore. There's no fun in the crash. And i've been thinking a lot about the tv show wipeout in my head as sort of the absolute opposite of what's going on here. Wipe out is in also floor is lava those which is very much derivative of wipe out though shows. I've seen that like a floors lava or wipe out floors lava. Yeah well why big on. Tbs channel eight. So i've seen wipeout. I've seen enough of wipe out. It just seems like it hurts when they fall in the just. They never discuss pain. But it seems like it hurts but it's like indiscriminate wipeouts right literally like it's like anyone and everyone is fair game to laugh at them falling and that is like seems like such a luxury slogging through this season of the bachelor. You're just like none of this is funny. This is really pointed of like you know of how this problematic young white woman is given this. She's like a main character and you don't really wanna watch her. But you have no choice and it just feels like the absolute opposite of white. Just like gimme some mindless television. Where i can laugh in. Not feel bad about cringing. At these people please let somebody fall onto a giant platt inflated plastic ball. I've never. I've never been so desperate for a banana peel gag. I'm just like and so. I think that very frequently the after the final rose van and i discussed this. I love reality. Tv reunion often better than the show itself and in the bachelor's most poignant that point yet but like they're mostly punctuated moments is usually very hard to watch. I've been thinking about the becca and ari finale. From a few years ago breaks up with becca on camera as a real shit had moved like gauge. Doesn't tell her and he blindsides this break up and like one of their half cup quote unquote happy couple weekends and this was like so much worse but i allowed has been made of the silences on the after the final rose. Oh yeah that's like a you know. There's some say that the filming of that was actually six hours sunset three whatever. It was as much longer six hours definitely possible. But yeah. I mean this one that we just watched with with with with the and yes so there's a lot we didn't see and they chose to use precious minutes seconds on television to show silences right into like joe manual like. Would you like to have one final embrace. No one moves. Oh god that is like that was the creepiest. Moment of the whole. I mean of all i mean. Just would you like to hug this woman that you clearly don't even have words for yeah. Read the room sir. Okay so what did you think about you. A lot of varied opinions. Biologists i on the record opinion. I think he did a good job with the role he was dealt. But i'm curious what you think i was in. I admired his smoothness. I admired his presence hands but he he had presence right here but he did seem somewhat disconnected from. I felt like he was basically doing everything chris harrison would have done with the exception of you know identifying with matt as black men and then i think i out geez. What's the what's the first. What's the michelle up. Nate michelle identifying it with her as a as a black person but i think that those were nominal identifications didn't lead to any sort of discursive revelatory revelatory connection between these two people he was. I don't know if he was in a difficult position that was meant to like. He was filling in for chris harrison but could only bring but so much of his feelings about the seat. I've read the book. I mean the book were day and see me. But you juliet but like i'm pointing to where the book on my bookshelf. I've read a menu. Watchos book i did it. I did it in about three hours. And i just feel like it's one of those things where i'm not surprised by the questions. He actually asked And i feel like you know his relationship to his blackness is. I mean reading that book. It's so much about. Its aggrieved in this. In this sort of he's discovered that there is a kind of black grievance or or that he can be aggrieved as a black person. It's it's really interesting and watching him. Talk to matt and michelle and rachel to obviously he was fulfilling the host function. But but not giving you the the thing that that giving me anyway. The thing i wanted to see this rare thing happen which is on on in a space like this on national tv on abc which does have mixed ish and black ish. But you know doesn't have an all black drama wrong about that. But as far as i know as regular watcher of all the channels and all their programming black drama on abc so this probably the closest is gries raise married grace still the lead in the narrator of the show in the face of it and she's as white as the day is long like me but at least the show knows that yes definitely. It is true. I you know. I love grey's anatomy thinking about it makes me. I know you're you're fan. As far as i. Honestly i like worshiped shonda rhimes. I think even if you don't like her work. I think she was like she is worthy of of idolatry in my opinion anyway so i do think that there was something. There was a missed opportunity here. And yet i did think that there was something fascinating about the conversation that that that we saw that took place almost despite itself or tough so there's just like it's just so complex that there's even even if this like really fell short in so many ways of being like an actually productive hour of television and that's i've been thinking about it. I was like. Was this productive is was this a good of an hour because to say good or bad. I don't even know what that means. Go with like what was addressed and like it's undeniably a terrible season of the bachelor like there was no character adapt. There's no connection to these people. I think that off off. The i guess offscreen put public offscreen developments. So deeply overshadowed the season because they were so little substance in the season and not just undeniable. So i think we can just accept. This was like an all time. Bats easing the bachelor and got screwed over. This episode is brought to you by land rover. 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There is some character development already so if we know very little about like michelle's day to day life or katie's day-today life there's like a framework that you bring to the table of like Michelle was the runner up. And she's like the sweet teacher from minnesota. We really loved her relationship with her parents and their relationship with each other and katya sex positive and she brought a vibrator on night. One and like okay. I've seen that matt backstory. Like at all. And i now realize how much work though there are. Times contestants does for advancing the narrative of the next season. I i. I shouldn't have been so hard to put that together. But it was really clear. They didn't know how to like develop characters without the fabricated drama and trauma of being a contestant. So i think there's that and then i think you just cannot ignore that there is not. There's no one or not enough people behind the scenes who know how to tell the story of a black man or just like decide how to make this Formerly anonymous black bad a central figure on television on monday nights for twelve weeks out of the year. That's just not. I think that like we joke. About how stupid reality tv has but there is real like you know they. There is like real creative decisions that go into making good joe's. It's an art form. Yeah and there's no one. There was one of the show who's equipped to do that. And so i think then then emmanuel acho was asked to sort of like be the shepherd of like telling and postscript. And i one of the reasons i want to talk to you about this is that i think emmanuel watchos really interesting choice Because he uses word. And you've used this word. There's a real emphasis on reconciliation rand. I i you know you wrote a piece over the summer and the times Where you work checkout still processing new season starts today tuesday. Yeah episode will be released out processing in york. Times podcasts. With wesley genworth them. But you wrote about reconciliation should be televised and you were not exactly prescriptive and what that should be but like really interrogated and suggested that like the networks together. Do some kind of you know event on television that goes towards this work of not just like identifying the black lives matter movement and systemic racism dating back to sixteen nineteen but really Talking about how we move forward in concrete ways and so i was curious like how you perceive this through the lens of televising reconciliation. I mean i think in my. I have my took notes while i watched and i wrote it in here somewhere this. This is underscore a sort of truth and reconciliation and it is and it didn't really hit me until rachel comes out and emmanuel otto as e talks to her about about what she did wrong and then matt we. I can't remember if matt is physically present for this but when at some point. I know he's not there for this but he i felt like chose role with rachel was to explain to america. I mean as much for her sake as as for his own way of looking at things. Which i mean we can. I can involve myself in this in the min- like what he wants. America understand. is you know. There's a couple like i don't know if you've made these things up on the spot or whether he brought them with him as things. He wanted to emphasize but one of them. Was this idea that You know history is is a history is a thing you remember. Not all history is thing you celebrate. That's that's a version of. I'm paraphrasing thing that he actually said to rachel but as much to america in that quote i have seen circulate a lot on social media. He had a few a few quotes that one and the japan. And i discovered curious for your take on as well where he says. I'm aware that by being on television today could be the only black person that some people encounter. And i think those are the two moments that would i don't really even get. I mean. i understand what he actually means. But why what's okay all right. Let's come. Let's come back to that. But i say that i think very much. Those are the two quotes that have been circulating of you know. He delivered them in ways that they became like on instagram quotes essentially right exactly and he. He isn't even really saying there. Although it was interesting to watch her kind of him you know what. I mean. Like he was yes. Yes that is what. I trying to spend about. One myself she. She read his book. Which i know because she instagram but with a green tea in her hand which i read incredibly shallow and disingenuous. Cnn have something in common. I think a lot of people are is book man. You sell her. Yeah was a huge hit. I just wanna be clear. I like amanullah show. I don't. I don't know a ton about him. But i like i'd like to spend more time with his band. I'm gonna watch more of his web series anyway. Kerryon did not close that book feeling that way about him. I didn't dislike him. But i mean i came out. I went in neutral came out neutral. I think he's just got. He's got a real screen presence in a way of a natural performer. Key does i would say that. His his very expensive asya suit. That did not fit at all. Did that kind of compromise. Discreet presents a little bit and somebody has to find him a pair of socks. The rise of the turtleneck underneath the blazer is just not something. I'm interested in. Like i need a sex in the city episode to address this. It's rampant and i will say just parenthetically about tailoring You know i. I'm a lucky lucky lucky. Lucky person i'd get to have my suits made wonderful experience When i first started seeing you go to hong for that or you got the place local. I just i just i just go to midtown manhattan and a place in brooklyn but one of the things that both these taylor's risk like you know when i'm getting fitted he's like you know they're both adamant about things they will not be doing. And one of those things is giving me tight ass suit like they just won't give me. They won't give me a suit that like because a lot of guys come in here and they wanna league show of their bodies will you should be wanting to show off a suit that fits and not something. That's going to rip when you sit down and that's that's just the truth. This is true. You don't want thing that looks like it. Looks like it's going to split open and that was a little bit stressful for me. Watching emmanuel just also like it does he. Like how fast is this. The look that he wants i. I don't know. I was business spandex because it was so confusing like not hear. Can i wondered if that if if the company that makes that suit has a couple like stretch out. Yeah i think they have by wonder if they do. Reconciliation televised yes. I want to discuss this as well. But i you know this is something. You've committed a lot of time to as watching. It occurred to me that i was like. This is like weirdly. Maybe a step. Correction of what wesley has been calling for. This is exactly a version of what that would look like. I think the the the the weird thing is that it feels to me. And i wonder if many other people feel this way i think odd show sort of the other thing i was going to say that he brings up in talking about what rachel did was that he wanted to make it clear that a race a racial term racial insensitivity. Oh yeah a. Racial insensitivity is not the same as racism. There wasn't a racist intent. With rachel. But i mean he wanted to make that clear. It's a distinction. That i find worth making in terms of like you know what what is what is an actual harm being done to people and what is a forethought. Great exactly Like if you tell this person that if you do if you basically due to rachel what was done to rachel which is like hey you were partaking in a pretty racist event Do you feel like you understand why that was why that was racist or like what. What about that. Event would be perceived by people to be an act of racism or perpetuation of racism in. I thought she actually had a genuine again constructive response where he was like. You knew you were going on the show. Did you worry about these photos. And she was like to be honest. It never occurred to me that they were problem and is as honest as the gets from her right. Yeah but i would say that there was a better question to be asked right and this is the thing i think is lost in this conversation about because at some point when matt comes out other job to be like well yo like is there no forgiveness in your heart. Is there no way to see that. This person might not be as bad as you think she is. Is there any way that there that you know you could see her doing this work. And then and then just finding a way to be with her again and the real question there and the thing that i'm i'm almost certain matt james as thinking is well. It's not really a bow. Her thought about the work. She's going to do because the thing. The real question is. What kind of world did she live in What kind i mean. She wasn't the only person in that photograph. These are some her girlfriends. I'm assuming yeah it's like her six sisters or whatever. So i mean what what are. What are those other women saying about this event i mean are they still speaking to her. And she's speaking to them. Yeah it also hurt her family. I think has trump supporters like her father has his donations and he like don't usually wind read or whatever and she's sure she's from you know as we all learned from watching election returns and our one week of watching Jake tapper county. She's enforced no yes. I think. Jake tapper and abby fill up. Every time i think about because like i would have no context for forsyth county. Were not for this. you know. it's agony awaiting the georgia returns. I've spent some time in georgia. And i've been forsyth county boy. That's and that's where she's from. And i actually. I'm glad that you bring this up. Like who are the people in her life and like what is her world like. Because i i think that that another problem. I think systemically with the show is that they don't have enough people behind the scenes to be like. It's not just the problem that we're not giving matt this information that she was in these photos but giving her giving him the context of where she's from and how to consider a life with her would be to consider a life among a really unwelcoming and racist family and world. Probably but juliet where's he from. He's from he's raleigh charlotte raleigh. All right. i said charlotte. I have been raleigh. His his his handles. James one nine i. I've been told nine one. Nine is the exchange for raleigh north carolina. Okay so i feel like you. And i have both you know. I have been in relationships with people of other races. I think it's important to your business all out. There is fine but but but do you man. I feel like there is a due diligence. I know james can't be responsible for finding out the backgrounds of each and every one of these women now when you get down to three or four. The last three or four d'arthur some questions you want to ask well. He said he didn't ask the questions which was crazy. He doesn't of course you'd already get married. You're not asking the real world questions man. These are the questions and like when he says to her. I mean i have a lot of sympathy for matt james. I truly do though. Silences however manufacturer they were by abc. Felt real and the anguish on his face. I mean he looked like he'd eight zero five years and that beard. The beard to me was the most important development hour of tv. Okay let's get in. I don't know where it came from. A man who just wanted to know wrote extensively end beautifully made me cry about his mustache to carry on. I just feel like vis. Beard is such a signifier of simultaneous resistance and anger but also a little bit of shame. it is. it's like it's not a. It's not a kept beard right. They put a lot of oil in it before he went out to his like a had a had a gleam to it. But that is that is not a glamor beard. That is a resistance beard. that is a that is a beard of contrition as much as one can like wear a hair shirt on his on their face. Like the beard to me signified This combination of chagrin and a like a blackness that was resistant to whatever the person to his to his right was offering basically right right. And i feel like he. There's something about the one of the unfortunate things about racism is that it makes you aware of your blackness in a negative way as opposed to it being i mean. I'm not saying. This is true of now james but like in the narrative of the show. It seems to me that like his blackness becomes an issue when there's racism introduced right and the way that he handles this break up with rachel is as a black man bringing up with a white woman on the on the issue of of of what immanuel show. It's a racial incident rate. A racial insensitivity and that to me is not the relationship i think black people should be wanting to have with their blackness. You have no relationship with it or it's ford in a thing other than its forging something than you know this negative encounter with your with your black self. But anyway he is to her about her not understanding him as a black man. But i would like to know. I mean you've watched more of the show that i mean you've watched the show. I have not watched. I didn't watch very many hours of this. at all. how many conversations were they having about as being a black man in the first place. I mean on the show. Yeah they did like a perfunctory. Sit down with chris harrison the season premiere which was horrible and just incredibly not just cringe-worthy offensive also he was just talking about. It was just like perfunctory and it was sort of like bizarre. Have that conversation with chris harrison. Where he was like. You know. I'm the first black bachelor i'm biracial and it just felt really shallow and just like like i said sort of obligatory and have no depth and i think that like maybe like wow manual wacho. Good job is just because it's like so much better than where we started the season however has been entire fire and the fact that we're at this place is like insane but that was really rough. I think the other thing is too bad is that matt also said that he talked about race with the other women of color on the show but now the white women was interesting than by that. When did he say though in neo. Three three if he said that On the with amanullah oculus asking him about like. Should i think it was maybe gm if you missed it. And he's talking to michael strahan. But i don't. I don't think he said that the acho then it was michael strahan on gmo. Which by the way match. It seemed like completely just like he had survived like dresden. I mean it was just really really bad. it's real. I really feel for him. I hope he's okay anyway. He said that he didn't ask enough questions. Really talked about like race as with the women of color. Not with the white women. And i forgot what forgot why i brought this up. Oh you're asking about how much they're talking about matt's blackness. They really didn't talk about it a lot and so when they did it it was like not really about his but like this woman they talk about hair which i found to be like white people watched like a few like things about black nasa. They watch documentaries or whatever and saw the song from sesame street and decided to like make that a talking point because he tells the story about her cut it choose the woman who had shaved head and shaving her head. Apparently matt had responded that moment by talking about his own relationship to his hair but they didn't show it and then when his brother arrives this week his brother like azimbek about his waves like looks at his hair. And i and i was just like okay. So what are they trying to like message to us here by showing that like one small moment between matt his brother was the brother had waves or like bat was doing their job at maintaining his waves. Good job maintaining them. Okay okay. I mean because it's a lotta work as a former way and i can't speak to that but i just as a as a viewer of the show as a white you're of the show was like this feels to me like how they're trying to account for matt being without being like madness black and maybe maybe aubrey and too much into that. I don't know but that was sort of my perception of it. And i think that a lot has been said by other people that they try to portray black band in a non threatening way. Sort of like as the first black bachelor. How do you have a block bachelor that like as comfortable with and so that really sacrificed. A lot of probably could have been more meaningful conversations. 'cause he was talking about being biracial or a black relationship with these women like. Why didn't they show that. That's like that would have been substantive that would have been showing who these people are. But i think i mean getting back to this idea of truth and reconciliation. I think one of the things that show like the bachelor has the potential to do that is potentially harmful. Is the it it it gets at the thing that a movie like get out is trying to do like wave. Its arms about with with interracial relationships rate which is that. There's always this concern that there is a thing lurking. There's another shoe that's going to drop that you know you're gonna find something out about this woman that you're about to marry getting very serious with and that thing is going to definitely be about your blackness and either her secret opposition to it or something in her past that that that is an affront. Do it or you know even worse. Which is what happens and get out but like the thing about that so important to even just think about culturally is it really does tap into this societal paranoia about what goes on and interracial relationships because in in a lot of cases you know one of the things one of the hurdles you have to get past is worthy to of you stand on your on your respective races and a thing that has to happen. I mean that's the thing that happens in interracial couples too. But it's definitely a thing that's important. It's definitely a thing in the united states. That's gonna come up in an in all likelihood especially in in twenty twenty twenty twenty one about where the two of you stand on x x issues and also word of your respective families. Stan word. I friend stan where do you what do you what do you marrying into. What are you engaging with when you when you you know getting gauge the somebody right and he clearly it. He knew he wasn't ready. His mom showed him. He wasn't ready to be engaged It's clear he wasn't asking the right questions. Bt dubs this total side note but like he was like rubbing his mom's leg the way that he does with all the other women. Did you catch that. It was super a did not notice that things like that make. That just made me uncomfortable. Okay it was awkward is. His mother is his mother black. She's white okay. Her name is patty patty james. I think his father's black his father was on last week and it was an exploitative scene where they they made. His father seemed like like absentee dad and choose. It was wrecked. They've been rachel upset. I mean why was chris harrison. Going to be the person who loses his job over this. Why is he the only person who might lose his job. He's not not positive he'll come back in the same degree. I don't know what will happen. Honestly i don't think they know they gotta mass I wanna come back to the comment about of that. Emmanuel acho made where he said that when he's on television. He's aware that he might be the only black person that some people encounter on given day Which van found to be outrageous. I'm curious what your responses to that. And i'll tell you why i ask I it struck me as being gratuitous And i don't exactly know what that was. I mean. i think that was that. That comment was made in the context of a very classical black person dilemma. Which is that you know as a black person that you you know. It's it's as old as as free black people. It all enslaved black people your comportment in a white country in a white space in any sort of white environment comportment matters. Your comportment is probably the thing there's gonna keep you more alive than anything that you know. It's it's the it's the it's it's directly proportional to your blackness your comportment and it's the thing that's going to keep you from you know in at the you know the turn of Of the the nineteenth century into the twentieth. It was the thing that was big could potentially keep you from being lynched ray. I mean there wasn't a whole lot that could but it's this. It's this ongoing question. The black people bring with them when they when they succeed right which is how palatable am i gonna make myself to the people around me not only to in order to advance but in order to live you know right and that is where that conversation started in matt matt damon talks about that and then odd show is sort of be he received the baton from from madge ames and he takes his place. Where like i mean. It's not unreasonable. To think that you are representing black people in any in any given space you go into where there aren't that many black people But what is what was what exactly was vans. What i bring up to like say disagree with van or you know. I'm actually just curious. Fan van was saying that he was like i just sort of like reject. That barack obama was the president for eight years. And it's like go outside like this is america like talk encounter. A black person rejected that notion that that could be true for a lot of people. I mean i. I hear that i just. I guess there's probably a better way for manual Put that because it did sound like one of his functions is at least as far as he imagined it for himself or his far as you know he was. He was directed into into taking things was to kind of conciliate into Make like to be a sort of palliative for skeptical. White people concerned white people Why people who don't exactly understand what was so bad about going to you. Know an antebellum plantation in right in an antebellum plantation antebellum era because students taking selfies. Just you know he was. He was meant to sort of defuse the situation in some ways by by saying things like that right and what kind of comeback. What's next for televise reconciliation. But i just said. I i bring it up because i do think that that that reminded me that comment. I think that you know i. Totally sort of commentary about specifically how black people aren white spaces and how they interact with white people. I don't think i can speak you. Obviously in the same way but i i. It did remind me of how warping show is in. Its specific people. Cover it like me. But it's it's so much warps by standards of of like aesthetics. In a way where. I'm just sort of like i for. I forget that like most people are not as beautiful as the people who are on the bachelor and they just sort of reminded me not that that necessarily emmanuel watchos right or or whatever but just like people do watch this show especially in the last year like almost an isolation where this becomes representative of humans it because as a proxy for actually interacting with humans and it so false and so warping that i doubt that resonated with me because it reminded me of how much this bike pedals. A picture of something and that picture is usually so false. And so it's like to the way that that show chooses to portray. I think women in particular is assuras. Yeah i don't know that's i would say convoluted response but no no no reminded me of it. Will i think that. To the extent that. I'm i'm inclined to give manual show the benefit of the doubt on. What was you know. I would say a fairly benign observation But it's something that like white people can be like. You're right good point. It's just no no ban on that. But i would say conversely i think the thing that is like getting asian americans in this country or asian people of asian people period american and otherwise. You know the thing that is getting them murdered in spit on. And and slurred is a complete lack of exposure to them a complete other ization and service orientation toward toward them where know our popular culture are american popular. Culture has no place for asian people. And the i think that the idea that i mean to the extent that the stuff is powerful and it means something these questions of representation. I think seeing no asian people in your tv diet is it makes it so much easier to think that there are other that these these aliens when somebody with the power of a president or you know a cable news show can demonize them in a way and make them think make other people think susceptible people think that these people are here to take something to destroy things to infect people that the reason you're suffering is because i mean it's just it's terrible and heart of the antidote to that is just seeing these people in your lives if they're not if they're not in your friend networks or in your family like having them begin your cultural diet. I just feel like it's just. It's terrible and i think that i mean i don't. I don't know if i feel like that. Ship has sailed with black people in some ways to van's point like where you been and that's part of the bachelor is just this weird like other planet that like for some reason so many people visit every week at issue. It's super weird to think about how the show is like this force on network television. I think the thing that's really powerful about it is that and the thing that makes it. I don't know if necessary is the right word. But i just find that it's been twenty five seasons of this show correct or the bachelor yes and i think fifteen or fourteen sixteen or fifteen bachelorette seasons the number and they just to reinforce the same problems that have existed in this country since it's essential inception And this is not a show that from its outset or any prior point really before the last three or four years has felt any responsibility to change people's ideas about these issues these questions. These these these these like how black people are worthy of and capable of romance. That asian people have libidos to that. You know what. I mean that you know that all of the races are all attractive and desirable and sexy and the show was not about race but of course it is. It's not up to the task. I think that's obvious right or it hasn't been and i don't know how to square that because there there's like i don't similar the nfl. I'm just like the bachelor cannot handle the weight of race and reconciliation. I think emanuela joe tried. Yeah i hear that. But i don't know but see. This is the thing that conroy. Let off the hook. I'm just saying. I know. I know but i just feel like the thing that also sucked about emmanuel wacho coming on and like doing maintenance work janitorial services for this show. Is that it exactly. It doesn't exonerate the show. But guess what the show gets to do in the in that at the end of that after the rose or go work we not only that. But like we've got to bachelorettes in a row coming we're not even gonna have a bachelor season for a couple of years. Well they will. They will have the bill still find a way. Okay adding said they would never bachelor. It's cash cow. But i would say that there is the show itself. What is the show itself going to do to save itself from itself in so many ways right because they could've found those pictures. Yeah they might not want you find those pictures because this you know. There's some people that think they just don't want to find out. But i don't know i don't know the show does honestly i. I think it needs a real overhaul behind the scenes and it need but that's been true for years right. Yeah i have many ideas about the show. Does we actually. We've i guess yeah inject some true reality into it. You can still have the fantasy. No reality shows truly reality. Except for like i don't know i can't even think one of the top of my head but inject something more realistic 2021 into it but wasn't what what happens next for televise reconciliation because i i've invested in this. I think you're right. And i think it's a really intriguing idea and i actually do appreciate that. The bachelor like set forth sort of a kernel of an idea of how to execute what you wrote about what happens next. Well i think there are two things right like i feel like the two big. I mean i don't know if they're the two big television events of the last couple of weeks. But like i think that between between meghan markle's in prince harry's oprah interview which you know. I mean oprah did a lot of the similar. She did similar sign posting toward emmanuel. Acho did but she you know she was more expert at it. Because she's more experienced at this at this point we'll say oprah is what's absolutely crushed it in many ways but like one thing i really love what it services on television and in pop culture is when it's very clear that experience pays off where it's like is not just like some rando friend she you. I don't know a ton about about how this came to be but you could like probably make the case of like has been working on sources for years working towards the enemies like oh i wanna give her credit as a journalist and like someone cultivating relationships is just trying to say but she does all of the work on the on the back end or the front end so that when she's in in situ so to speak all she's really doing is asking these very obvious questions and then reacting his hugely as possible. She's performing. she's telling the audience how to feel about these things that they might not be sure how to how they should feel about you. Know just the telegraphing of the thing. I mean that's the piece. She is the person. That i guy oprah who i think is best you know based on our relationship with this person and her her you know her own relationship to to what a truth and reconciliation conversation should how it should proceed but i also think that she just has the facility with all kinds of people whether she likes them or not and she is open to hearing what people have to say either to enlightened or unburden or explain themselves. I think the questions that she asks. Matt and rachel about their relationship are just so much different than what we got the other night because i think she has a lifetime of of asking these sorts of questions under her belt. Now it's entirely possible. Emmanuel acho spends the rest of his life now. Doing are kind of televised relationship counseling rate but the one thing that that conversation with those with with with i with michelle and then with rachel and then with matt and then with the you know rachel matt what that pointed to to me was you know this is what kind of wreck i mean there is. There's a thing that happened rate. There is an acknowledgement that the thing. That happened was wrong. That's the truth. And then you get the aggrieved party and the offending party together to talk about how to go forward. And that's the reconciliation part and so in that sense this after the rose ceremony televised event is exactly the sort of thing that is exactly the sort of thing that i think. Televised truth and reconciliation. Looks like on a much grander deeper scale. But maybe but you know. It's these little incidents like this. That break people's hearts none the right. If you know this was enough for this guy to just be like. I can't do this and it was enough. You know what happened to. Harry and meghan was enough for them to want to leave the empire to advocate for herself to get out of there and i do think that you know the ways in which we as the you know. Black americans are marrying into not just black americans. All all americans who don't want to deal with a denial of of of sorting legacies in this country Or if you're in england england but it's important that she's an american rate yes an important and she's an american who will not be putting up with. I mean i can get this here seriously. I'm not going to england. I'm not marrying into that. Can marry into that right here. Well what she can get here that she can't get there as she can. She can get the celebrity on her own terms here that she cannot get in there because the royal family will always be the top celebrities in england. At least there's long for as long as the data cynical view of this. Or i mean i'm not asking. I'm not saying that your being cynical but i mean. Is that a cynical way to look at this. Which is that ultimately. The other thing that we're talking about is a power struggle between the royal family and this woman. I think to not acknowledge that she had ambitions beyond being a fee. You're like sort of second. Tier fear head in the english. Monarchy is like is to ignore her very obvious ambition. And i don't think there's anything wrong with acknowledging that so if if there's our struggle there it's win surprise me but she clearly wanted to push the envelope with with what the royal family is and who. She is the public figure from the beginning. She their their wedding was very different than than willin cates. I mean she have quasi willing. Kate's wedding news wedding was away like way more fun. Seemingly to attend meghan and harry's. I mean i don't know i. The austerity of westminster abbey doesn't do it for me personally. The pomp and circumstance of a global event. Does i like. I love a royal wedding for that reason because i like a global event but i don't know so i think you know 'cause i i don't know if it if it's cynical to say that she can have the same level of fame in the us that been be part of the royal family. But i think it's okay to acknowledge her ambition to be famous and to be big can ask another question before we go Was was matt's line thing that that become a thing when when otto asks her. I don't know if this is what he says. After odd show asks for the hug requests them to hug. I mean our But at some point in that area of the broadcast matt says the following. I don't want to be emotionally responsible for your tears I mean the only time i thought about letting my eyes well up was right there because now is does deep in. That was incredibly honest. I think like a manual watchos lines were delivered for instagram specifically and matt. I think is sorting through. How he feels about a lot of this and that was really honest and it doesn't surprise me based on what we do know about. Now it does not seem like matt is looking for a really heavy relationship right now. He everything i know about him seems like he likes to have fun and do not blame him for that at all. And i think that is that gets to the heart of a lot of this band and our joking about this quote unquote. Doing the work is like matt's like i don't have work to do you do so. I'm not taking that like and then of course like whatever the work is we can joe. We can both seriously and joke about. But i that did not become a thing and i think it's not going because it's too real. It's not easily packaged up. It's not easily packaged. Up for explaining the way forward on reconciliation. It's not it is so it's so much reeler than history is meant to be remembered not sell some history events. Remember not celebrate it. Well i mean it doesn't it. I mean reconciliation. Just to be clear for people who think that i mean. I know you don't think this julia. But i just like in saying in explaining why i think thad that line is so powerful. Is that unlike useful. That reconciliation isn't about forgiveness. Rain it's about reconciling that. This thing this thing happened. And what we reconciling to do is move forward. Not maybe even together but not necessarily but it's moving forward and what. He was not letting her do was. He wasn't letting her be exonerated for what she had done right. It doesn't like the work doesn't end with this conversation. The work begins with this conversation. Right right and i not responsible for whatever this is right here. I'm not gonna let you faint your way out of this problem cryer. Way out of this problem. Quit your job your way out of this problem. You got to do the work. And i don't even care if you do it. I'm over. yeah he's just sort of like. I'm tapping out and i would say reconciled. I bet her. I bet her family and her friends are a problem for him. And that see clavo yes. Oh my goodness if you want to hear more from wisely check out so processing new season right now Wisely thank you so much for having this conversation with me and sure also check out his. We'll put it in the show notes. But i'm definitely go back and read his piece july about reconciliation. How televise it. And i'll be back on monday. I think we're going to talk a little f- one drive to survive. The netflix show that i love so dearly god talking about racism but you to know what lewis hamilton one of the greatest labs. We have so. I'm excited to talk about it. And the i mean old structures. Et athletic is a whole thing. But we're gonna do it. That great show. We will discuss it and wesley. Thank you so much and matt thinking of you and hoping that you are having a good day thanks you too. Good luck on your journey juliet. I'm doing the work.

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Cold As Ice

Fame is a Bitch

33:55 min | 1 year ago

Cold As Ice

"From workhouse connect in. Aj Benza vein. Walk on a leash and play really dirty. Kinky sex tapes is the GUY. Put the COP in the peacock network. Okay Bitch Hey everybody. Aj Bentiu here for fame bitch. Six more fucking days this month and it's over and by the way I mean I'm not GonNa put this on the same level as this trade flu but walking a dog this morning. She's got the enlarged heart. So we're dealing with that and she's on the medicine and tolerance has gone up so she's a little more than she used to have. Blah Blah Blah. This morning problem. She's crossing the street and suddenly can't gender balance on four legs. She's like walking like she's a punch drunk fighter a little. What's up. And She just falls oversight the side naturally I was asked. You know thinking okay. This is it. She's dying the street right in front of me and brought her inside. She's not that I don't know what the fuck is going on So I'm begging this month to hurry the fuck up and get on get on with things. Let's get to April. Things always turn out good in April another day. Another celebrity thinking they need to step up and do something do anything actually just so they can keep themselves in our minds actually another day another multiple amounts of fucking ridiculous celebrities trying their best to stay relevant and in the conversation repeat after me relevant and in the conversation and if you know me in the show you know. I hate that expression right now. Nothing and nobody needs to stay relevant and in the conversation. Just stick to yourselves. Let speak this virus together by by not giving it more chances to pretzel spread. So just that's all we gotta do right now everything else. Then let let the big shot handle we. Just gotTa stay apart and you know we gotta do went to the park shots and biscuits with Rocco. It's so funny like a mother dropped her son off when she's I don't let anybody touch your ball. Okay you know like I mean. We're not playing pickup games or just taking shots. 'cause you gotta get out of the House you know. Mcdonald's is warning. There's now blue line in on the floor. You can't go past the Blue Line and you've gotta put money in a little pan than the guy behind. The counter takes dependent with his gloves. Takes the money out. Put your change back in the Pan and I'm looking going okay. Of course when it comes time to give me my food icees like making room in the bag for FRY. My wife wanted fries. Eleven o'clock in the morning fries debate and the breakfast sandwiches and I go. You see what I'm saying dude. There's no reason for the for the Blue Line the floor and the Pan for change when you got your hand in my bed not manage. Because I'm not really that nervous but like DC. He's only a kid where he has no say in the rules and Shit this McDonald's corporate bullshit. I wouldn't doubt it Gavin. Newsom himself came down. Put some makeup on. He looked Gavin. Newsom always looks like he's about to just jump in the next disaster movie. And does that is actually a scene from the movie. Contagion where Laurence Fishburne Contagion Laurence Fishburne is talking to Sanjay. Gupta the CNN. You know Dr Scientists whatever you WANNA call them and Gupta's talking to Fishburne about this virus that's taken over the country in the world and they see Gupta saying lodger the same stuff now on CNN. It's very surreal. If he just looked at the script from that movie several years back he could have said the same is same stuff so that's always not just stay away. Stay apart listened to Debbie Masar. Talk about what she went through and how she's battling through it you know. She's like eight days in now she doesn't look bad. I haven't seen anybody. Who has this thing? Come on Internet social media and talk and look like death. I read stories about people who just fucking it was the worst thing ever. I couldn't handle at my feet. DidN'T WORK MY ILLUSION CENTER. Taste and smell but debbie seemed like crystallized everything neatly. You know I was smokers. Watch out because my lungs but they didn't get too heavy. I was on Tylenol and I did did seem pretty. You know like the kind of thing we can get over so I'm not worried as much. I'm more pissed off at the kind of restrictions that are being slapped on us. That's it I'm not going to get into that for this for today's show. But aside from these celeb- Jim Carrey Jim Carrey yesterday promised on instagram. That he's not GonNa Shave. He's going to grow that. Never that we already have the longest time now. He's GonNa put it back on until this lockdown or whatever it's being called is called off so Jim Carey who's really funny and very intelligent. Wants to be and not being political. He felt the need to jump up. And you know on his own in front of us and let us know. Hey Hey America. This is what I'm up to. So now his wish to have an audience which is where all these celebrities flourish is is reality for him. Now he's got an audience. There are people are GonNa tune into Stephen. Beard Grill is raining boring even though he's not taping incredibly weird and pretentious and also emasculating. Tv Show. What's it called kind? It's a terrible show. I remember made fun of it about a year and a half ago. It's awful every guy's got no no no no balls and even the husband is half a fag. You can't watch this show but this guy now Jim Carrey's GonNa wake up knowing. He has an audience to get to he day one. I'm growing a beard until we all go back to work. I'll post regular we all go back to work. You know he he has to go to. I'm GonNa Pulse regular pictures. You can marvel at the miracle of my meaningless transformation. Obviously he's having a good time with it but you know these people needed an audience. They really do. It's kind of embarrassing. Please join me Hashtag. Let's grow together. We all smoked to do this. But the fuck Dennis Erica Bodu. Who's just become a complete pretentious pain in the ass hole the last ten years or so more than ever She charged fans a dollar to live concert that she performed in a bedroom while wearing a mess. Her and her band wore masks. It's called a quarantine concert series apocalypse. One show and she says she's doing a disappointed ban while they're shows are indefinitely on hold and she streamed on her bag new world market site. I Dunno do people go to these things. Another tone-deaf celebrity. Maybe the worst of all yesterday was Wendy Williams. Wendy Williams did a mock hot topic segment from her new Manhattan apartment on that new. Several months old apartment downtown TRIBECA. It looked well. She was only in a corner of it. So it's a bunch of shift behind us so it's very very messy not dirty but there's a lot of shit going on she's in there and she's drinking a big old like one of those big toll beer cups like the Toll Glass Beers but she had orangina in it. She says I don't know and she says she's drug free for now and look. I wish you luck. Stand straight because if there ever was a time where people want to go out and get high in tune out this. Is it so good for anybody? Who's staying straight? So she's sitting there. She's waxing on these bizarre topics like she has betty boop statue sauntered desk. It's holding a chanel bag. It's gotTa Gucci Bell. That's gotTa Disco Ball And she had the Betty Boop doll spray painted black. She said she talked to her. Spray painter. Friend don't we all have won her spray paint artist friend because she says look as a black parents important things around the House that gave my kid a role model. That looks like him. I don't know why you think your son Needs Betty boop as a fucking role model but I know what she's getting at. She wants things in house that depict her Jerez her nationality. Fine you know. She could have had a picture of mlk junior up their knock. Amax Jim Brown. I don't know Prince. Harriet tubman whoever the fuck but she chose to paint a white cartoon character. Betty boop black. I got a little bit of pass because I I have heard on. For for years. Now that Betty boop was actually inspired by a cartoon character that a cartoonist in spite of druid because it was inspired by a real-life black jazz singer named Ester Jones from Harlem Wendy Williams didn't know the person's name which is kind of bad in and of itself. She should know that. Why do I know and she does? But either way very bizarre conversation she sitting. There did not have to do this. I don't think anybody's screaming and crying for more Wendy Williams. I think we can wait but it was more for her to feel needed than it was for anyone else to actually enjoy. Because she's on well. She went on to tell some stories like she always does. And I'M NOT GONNA shit on it for that. But her audience loves her for those stories. Okay but I don't WanNA see your pickup a lollipop lamb chop with marmalade on it and eat them and she's chewing the meat and trying to talk and chilling with mouth open. I don't like watching people eat. I don't even like going out to dinner and watching people eat meat. Such gross thing. We just shovel food into the holes in our head and talk. I most of the time. I think we should always eat alone. Not Facing anyone because we all look like crazy. People me when I'm hungry. You don't WanNa look at me. I look and sound ridiculous. So she's shoving lollipop lamb chops in her mouth. That's not all then. She picks up a long toothpick or or a winced. Wouldn't pick with a piece of beef on like a beef satay wrapped around or and you know okay big piece of beef Mongolian beef. I Dunno wherever she got the lamb chop lollipop lamb chops. You probably got the beef. But she takes a jar of Maple Syrup and she pours the Maple Syrup on the beef and sheets that enter fucking teeth or showing an insider amount to show and then okay shed some shit. She was dipping the lamb chops. Like I said it was Marmalade. Maple Syrup on the beef. And then Saturday pulls out a soft shell crab and breaks it in half and start devouring that and by the way. She poured hot sauce on the crab and kept coughing. Enter a hands. You know she had to put hot sauce to make sure her black card was still accepted all over town and she's still on the team but she's ribbon crabs in two children and burping and talking of Fuck Outta here who eats lamb beef and crab in one sitting let alone three days. You know and the champagne flute or big tall beer thaw shit painful. It's a big beer thing. Orangina my ass I call show. Her eyelids were blinking too slowly. Not saying she was high. She wasn't not gonNA blame her but there was a part was when she mysteriously told us she was a wanted woman she was talking about dating and people people look want turn. People WanNa Watch read food and she was telling somebody in her house. You know you WanNa Watch me. Eat some fucking deejay booth fee or booty unan some. Dj was there. You know you watch meet these people hanging around with with celebrities like this. There's nothing I'll they WANNA do is get that like he's there because he wants to get. He was edith. Nice restaurant that's going to deliver to Wendy's apartment. That's what he's there for and she went on to say you gotTA order a lot of food. You can't just order a hamburger because they don't want to come and give you a ten dollar hamburger and have the guy got a two dollar tip. You gotta by like Eighty Ninety dollars a food. Keep it for two days three days. 'cause YOU'RE GONNA make it worth it for them. That's the problem at some of the wealthy people have. I'm not going to get upset about it. That's what they got crab. Beef lamb chops. I can't take it but to to talk about how she's a wanted woman come when he pleaded there's any any kind of line of men to date her. They're interested in money. And by the way if you think if you think she doesn't listen to what. I said about the last two years you rolling because I showed my kids. I have her phone number and unless she bought dollars me constantly. I don't know I get at least one call from her a week and my kids like that pick up pick up like let's say something never leaves a message and You know even though when you but someone you can tell when you look at your phone outgoing calls you go my God I just strangers. Tell me I'm sorry I bought dodgy twice. It's like no problem. Someone somebody you know whatever. I don't give a fuck any up but that's not the end of it. Then I watch. Sharon stone opened her heart on instagram last night. And this this is a weird because look. I don't tell this story about her but I've been I've been very close to her and I got to listen to talk and smile and laugh with her and she didn't move starship with me many years ago and I don't even tell that story I don't want to well you know I'm not gonNa tell it but it's a good story but what. I see her posting anything on instagram. I I have to watch. Listen because I remember being with her one night and listening to her talk and when this happened. This is like ninety ninety eight. I nine blown away by her. Some very intrigued by which she says because she's still the same person but now that I'm older and I can't give a shit about celebrity. Just can't bear what these people say But she is a fucking movie. So there's no doubt about you know I was there at the Oscars in ninety six when she walked in with that gap turtleneck and blew the place apart. You know. I saw a shutdown conversations when she walked in the room. She's got it you know. She just does but here. We are many years later and has beautiful. She still looks. Don't get me wrong when she paul shit on instagram. She across somebody who was so desperate for attention. I almost makes me feel like I don't think people are think that they're the films. The legacy of Phil Work is good enough. You know what I mean. There is some people you can tell. This person is satisfied with their work. They're satisfied with their legacy. I'd along conversation. What's the loan about legacy? He hates that word because he thinks most people don't have one didn't leave one and he was obsessed leaving one. I mean he's He. He was haunted by that he wanted to be a strong guy. And a tough guy actor in an action star when he saw Steve Reeves pull apart the two concrete columns in the movie of many many years ago. When he was a kid he goes. I WanNa be that guy. And you know. Arnold Schwarzenegger wanted to the body build than the active than the politician. These is have such fire in their belly. That when you around them as I was lucky enough to be it puts something inside your body and I wish it could have lasted longer in me because you start to lose it. You don't get the same amount of chances Blah Blah Blah but then you are left foot complete admiration these people because they don't cheat then get things easily. They work their fucking ass off and they heard no so many times to make you sick. I alone to hear no for rocky for six years in a row and then be told you can't be the star so forget if we're going to buy the script from you for one hundred and you can't be in it. We're not going to buy from me okay. We'll give you fifty no not going to solve estimate. The number kept going up. He'll finally they said. Let the fucking Ibnat and what happens. What was born out of that? How many tens of billions of dollars has Hollywood made because of that? Yes he got in the room anyhow. Sharon stone I feel is not happy with the film work. She's left behind and I think what she comes on instagram. And some of the people to then. I'm happy with what they've given. So they WANNA try to give more and it comes across as just reaching and trying to high doesn't come across as honest so she's online yesterday trying to tell us how great we're all acting what she's very proud of it. Fuck break you're proud of me. You'll know defied do you know? And she's on listen to great time to get to the core of you get to the core of you. So that's our assignment guys. Sharon stone says for all of us to get to our core Right right right and she loves to tell us about herself and you know match along though. She told us she got blocked on on the dating APP bumble. 'cause they didn't believe was her but the message yesterday was for all of us to stay home in nocco anywhere now mobile celebrities who have ten. Thousand Square Foot Mansions to get look challenge songs house when you see the front of you think Oh. It's kind of quaint. Then you see it from the back and is like a whole fucking town behind it so these people have ten twelve fifteen thousand square but houses. Of course they can just quarantine and hang out and have fun the bathroom doing this podcast in. I could easily hit. Both walls. Stretch my hands out. I'm not complaining. I'm just saying this is where this is where most of us are at where we're not in a spot will. We can get lost in hide from our family. Every word I'm saying now mice my kids and my wife or I don't know nine feet away anyhow. I guess it will make us stronger. But she thinks it's the same for all of us ten thousand square foot house or bathroom. You can stretch your arms out and touch. Both walls get to the core. Yeah Sharon I can take your shit while this shell. How about that okay? I don't have to move. I'm actually sitting on the toilet muzzle. Flip the lit up and killed two birds with one stone. But I won't do that but it's another celebrity looking for camera time. It's like a fish out of water. Who CAN'T BREATHE? Give you have a fish tank or anything? I fish jumps out of the tank and you find one time my sister. Rosalie Rowsley has this. Esp thing my father had it. I have it to a degree but when I was a kid. Rosalie four instances that were ridiculous displays of extrasensory perception? She was engaged in Italian guiding alphonse. Who First Boyfriend was going to be your husband or engage afonso come over and he took me down the street to go get out on the Talian ices or some shit he was from Italy and he had the accent and everything he told me to take A. We're going to get ice is right. Take figured Isis my rosy says. She told my mother mom. I was washing my hands and I have a vision that Aj's mouth is bleeding. You know the call came back two minutes later. Alphonse at the stop shredded a light this is before people will see. I smashed my mouth into the dashboard. I come home on a bloody mouth another time. My mother and father went to the movies. Me Rowsley in the rain. My the sister is sitting downstairs watching TV as my mother and father out of the House. Rosie just blankly says daddy lost his wallet. This was not something he was doing on the regular. She just said that He okay an hour and a half goes by Mommy Daddy combat. We run to the front door. Daddy Daddy where's your wallet? He hits his backpack pocket. He goes win a fuck my lawn. They went back to it was on the floor. So there's thirteen she did. We're eating dinner over her house. Which is next door to our house and my father had a fish tank. Had this big Oscar Fish. We used to feed it live bugs and crickets and killies should big fucking fish never jumped out of the tank ever and there was some stuff on top of the tank. Couldn't get out but one day we're having didn't Rowsley since you just says in the middle of the Daddy Oscar junk out of the tank. We all left. Her house ran down the steps through her backyard. Yard through backyard into our kitchen into a living room. And there's Oscar floundering on the SHAG rug begging for water begging to be back. That's what Sharon stone and other celebrities remind me of. That was a long way of saying. They need our attention like they need oxygen when their shows stopped taping and they're not able to exercise their talents. They become these incorrigible kids. They were when they were young. They WANNA be put on stage. They want you to look at them. They want you to listen to them. You know it's just the kind of kid that you know. This one needs the world's attention you just know it not little niece. Who got to be famous Disney show when she was my flower girl at two years old? she was She got spooked walking down the aisle and she ran up the aisle and she ran up trying and she was the star of our little. Our little wedding dinner she was she was a little two year old cute kid but she used to take a close off and run around and among family and leave her little panties on. That's what she liked to do. She'd do it in the car when you WanNa look on drives and I remember saying. She's going to be actress or stripper. Look at I would laugh and say that but I said this cost. You became an actress. So there's some people you just know it's going to happen but these Jim Carrey Sharon Stone Wendy when it's like they're just not getting enough anyhow at least sounds a beautiful woman show no but we but the other guy that just destroy me was another one. I guess who didn't see GAL DOTS ridiculous Imagine Song that all celebrities sang a verse of Tyler. Perry comes out. And convinces always black friends to sing. He's got the whole world in his hands and Tyler Perry does the I. I very very emotional very dramatic. You know not as media. He did it as Tyler. Perry and then he says I want you to and then everybody else who was every black Friday ever had? That are all his movies. I can't name Hatha. But they all did a verse. They all sign a fantastic. The Old Gospel versions of it. You know this is a Negro spiritual but this was the winner of all the losers. The entertainment shows couldn't wait to talk about Tyler. Perry's noble efforts Alad Perry's known for including positive messages in his plays and films no he's not normally revolved around his Christian faith and belief practices. This is entertainment tonight as fear anxiety kick into the corona virus. He's using his platform to encourage others to hold onto their face during this time. Okay he's doing all he can for people to notice and that's what he's doing. Would you start with a platform to encourage others to have fake? Give me a break the engine. This is a song and he's asking people to sing the song sing. The Gospel Classic has got the whole world in his hands. Let everybody knows a high power involved in oldest. So after Tyler starts at then comes a number of his black house now. One White Person One Hispanic person that I don't know anything about and that person in Spanish I didn't know have like I said you gotta see the last person I forget this person's name. It's a black singer that people He's on the Internet a lot. Fantastic voice don't get me wrong but I mean his that verse should take you. He's got the whole world. It is what a minute. This guy went off his seven fucking minutes. He drew this out The you'd have to see. Just look up tyler. Perry and listened to the last guy sing talk about a person wanting attention it was an obscene amount of attention again. What the fuck is this? Do for all of us. What does it do? I show me a picture of Liberty. Walking into a church. She'll me picture them. Actually bring this whole thing about making a stronger having faith what is sings. But I'll tell you the most thirsty example of celebrity wanting attention during this crazy time. I'll tell you right now. It's Mia Farrow me. Pharaoh decided to stick it up woody Allen's ass after his memoirs came out and we all learn some of the bad things he says about me as a mother including her habit of sleeping in the nude with Ronan Farrow when he was eleven or twelve. I told you me. Farrow is a bitchy calculated counterpuncher and she decides to release something on twitter yesterday. And there's a video Jackie Robbins. Put it up. Same Damn to video mia farrow took of her and woody's supposed biological son Ronin and there's Ronan as teenagers singing a Stephen Sondheim original song for what Mia said was to celebrate. Sondheim's ninetieth birthday bullshit. It was to showcase how much a teenage Ronan Farrow. Looks and sounds like a Broadway version of Frank Sinatra. His real father. If you're a Sinatra file like I am you look at Romans mannerisms the way. He moves his arms when he sings this song the way he even breeds while singing and that was something. Frank was so proud of and felt. They made a big difference in the way he saying. Oh my God. This is in France kid. Give up if you still don't see it. You're blind so MIA FARROW PUTS upper. Dukes throws a punch at Woody Allen's accusations that leaked out of his book review and listen the way he sings not for nothing. It's perfect Broadway sand. Of course it could use a little bit tuning here and there but it's not really for me but you know the style every Broadway show you seeing this song working so so very gay all but I mean by that is when I look. I was in the theater department in College. And this is like the automatic way guys sing for a stage performance. It's just that it's that thing you know the voice on for Broadway. It's like a certain thing they have. It's very exaggerated fourth wall kind of volume the enunciating. The words for the old ladies in the back row. It's all there. It's not a knock. I'm just saying it's it's an observance but you know me run Faraz. Obviously kid it was brought up in a lot of theater. He's the son of accomplished actress and filmmaker father so he was shown he's share of Broadway shows in his time without a doubt and that produces a certain kind of kid. Listen I saw rent six times in a year and PHANTOM'S OPERA WITH CHICO. A bunch of times we used to stick together and cry so on his close to gaze can be without wearing the white pants and the deal belt. But it bears repeating what Woody Allen wrote in his memoir apropos of nothing when you hear what he said about how. He attacked me as a mother to me. It's very obvious why she posted the Ronan farrow singing video. Whatever you feel about that crazy relationship trust me as a man. The hardest thing to take has to be finding out the tree kid is really not from your sperm. I don't care if eighty five eighty three like what he's got hurt can like. I said yesterday what he says about running. I think he's mind though I'll never really know. She may have been sleep when frank as she hinted. Nave had any number of outside sales for all I know. Of course. She did what he what he brags in his book. That never once did. He stayed the night at me as a partner. Come on give me a break. And he writes a better. Having eleven living children four of whom were biological seven hundred opted and he said he said She I hold them. She wanted to have his baby on their first date and he thought it was a red flag and weeks later. They're on another date and the Chinese restaurant and right away. She suggesting they marry so. He's accused of being screwed up from way back then he felt he even said he felt that she was potentially molested as a kid because her family had some shitty people in it. And if you know the story of Mia Farrow's family. Her brother John Charles was sentenced to ten years in prison in two thousand thirteen molesting boys and and you know what he says. He heard a rumor early on that me as brothers had been aggressive with me as sisters and that the Pharaoh brother who's now serving years in prison John Charles has said that their father Mia Farrow's father molested him. So you know you see how predisposes me thorough was the thinking? Somebody's being abused. So what are you? What are you lashes out at me and fouls parenting and obsession with adopting? He claimed that she treated orphans like poise. He said she wants sent back a Mexican infant from Texas. For reasons only known to her she wouldn't get into it. He claimed that g also sent back a little boy with Spina Bifida who lived in our apartment for a few weeks because her son Fletcher Phantom. Annoying listen I mean he do that with dogs? I'm sure but fucking kid and on top of that he says it may have been other kids. She adopted but he's got no idea because like I've told you he lived on the other side of the park so even more damning than all that he says that you know me a like the saintly reputation and the public admiring her but she hated raising the kids and didn't really look after them. And that's a knock that not only would he has on her a lot of people do she was unnaturally obsessed with Ronin. He hauls firm on that because he says when he was born she took him into a bedroom into the bed and insisted on breastfeeding them for a long time. And she kept telling woody she intended to do it for years and that the studies that she looked into anthropological studies showed positive results from tribes. Where breastfeeding those on much longer and what? He made a joke much longer than on the upper west side. The point is did she do this? Why Ronan Farrow so fucking spot and Finish College at Sixteen? I don't know and then years later two women who worked for me Pharaoh Sandy. Bollock and Judy hollister babysitter and housekeeper. They talk about incidents and what. He has no problem talking about what they said. Sandy said she saw me sometimes sleeping in the nude with with Ronin he was. He was called Satchel back then with Ronin a bunch of times till he was eleven years old. You know my son's twelve. He doesn't want to see mommy naked and if he did. We just talked about this the other night. I saw my mother naked in it. I still can see everything and we're going on almost fifty years later. It affects a boy. So I don't know what the anthropologists would say about that. But I can imagine what the guys in the pool room would say. That's what he wrote the book. This book is going to be fun to read. If you can get past the parts that you hate him for like I said. Yesterday he's too are nuts on one hand Allen said he was first he was warmed about dating Mia. By Dory Previn. Dory Previn is the ex wife of me as eventual husband. Andre Previn who said she told what are the Pharaoh. Lord of your husband. Entree from her. And what he allen critics are GonNa like to say that once he and Diane. Keaton broke up. The story was that he went and dated to Diane Keaton. Sisters but then again that says about as much about the girls and about Diane Keaton as it says. About what account Allen Look it was the seventies a lot of people do crazy shit but remember what? I've always told you about me. Being skilled in the art of revenge number with Robert Evans told me about would meet me at thyroid function. Entre when they were married and frank wanted her off that movie. Rosemary's baby and onto his movie detective and when she said no frank told Evans. I'm going to send divorce papers to the set and I'll fucking get rid of and me. It wouldn't do it and frank sent divorce papers. And she broke down and cried. And she went to Evans Evans live tour. He had to he says seemed to dailies your shoe in for an Oscar on this movie you cannot lead and she believed him and she was nominated is buying and she believed him and she stayed on board. She made the movie a big fucking hit. When the movie came. Out and Sinatra's detective came out his bomb Rosemary's baby was a huge hit. Mia Farrow took out a full page and variety to show both films roasts. And that is the Kinda Shit. She cuts so listen What she did yesterday the day woody's accusations about her being a mom she tracks out an old video of the Sun. She knows isn't his and shows the world how has types like his old man. That's hard core. But that's the way it's always been between woody. I'M AJ VANS. Are that was your daily unfiltered podcast for was March twenty. Fifth Twenty Twenty taught these tomorrow Thank you for listening. Fame Bitch is an AJ Benza. Workhouse connect production featuring the endless wisdom insightful commentary and sometimes fucked up perspective of AJ Benza executive producer. Mike Agatha no technical producer Ryan Vazquez.

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On a Zoom Call with Woody Allen

Here's The Thing

43:01 min | 1 year ago

On a Zoom Call with Woody Allen

"I'm Alec, Baldwin and you're listening to. Here's the thing. I've admired woody Allen's work for as long as I've loved movies I've hosted parties. The only activity is just watching. Broadway Danny rose together. He's been making movies for fifty years now Annie. Hall Manhattan Hannah and her Sisters Radio Days. There are some of the best movies ever made. They've got the funniest lines in modern cinema, and though he denies it profound insights into psychology and the human condition. I've acted in three woody allen movies, and each was a highlight of my career and like just about everyone I followed his story. One part of the very private woody. Allen story is very public. In one, thousand, nine, hundred, ninety, two woody, and his ex wife Mia Farrow, we're in the midst of a bruising custody dispute Mia discovered that woody had been having an affair with her twenty one year old daughter while dispute was raging, Mia told a psychologist colleges that Dylan Farrow her and woody's seven year old daughter accused her father of an incident of sexual abuse. That was an investigation in New York state and. And Connecticut and no charges were filed. Woody Allen has always maintained his innocence I've formed an opinion and I've been public about that. My inclination is to trust those investigations. I've never claimed to be a journalist in my role as host of here's the thing, but now you know where I stand regardless of where you stand. I, don't WanNa make the mistake of cutting the accuser or the accused out of the conversation. Woody Allen has a new autobiography. Out Apropos of nothing. It's a book that starts at the beginning. Allen was a Brooklyn high schooler who took the subway into Manhattan after school to write jokes for forty dollars a week. His jokes were a hit, and he met his comedy writing mentors like a burrows Danny Simon. Still in his teens. The book shows that he hasn't lost his touch. Of turned eighty four and people for years. said to me, you should write down your life. You've been a nightclub comedian television writer, aradio writer I've directed on stage. I've written for the theater I've D-. Done films I've played jazz and they said you must have a lot of stories that are. Interesting, or amusing, worthwhile or informative, and and so I had nothing to do for a at time off, so I wrote them out in the hopes that maybe people would enjoy reading them or learn something. It's much more accurate than things you in the movies you see radio days or movies that are presumably autobiographical, all those little bits that are gathered from my life, a greatly exaggerated and. Made Funny. Seeing Norris distortion for theatrical reasons for entertainment reasons and in your domes you'd. Names. Everything's anonymous in any hall. There's a wonderful moment when you go to the meeting with the entertainer. Johnny Hamer played the entertain. Great to see out there. It's swell. Does any singing the song and you're sitting there? Glazed over, and not that you disparage people in the book, but you're much more direct. You say I loved hope and hopes movies were funny. You're of Jerry. Lewis, yes, in a movie. You just want entertain. That's all you want to really do. That's all I wanted to really do and the book you. You wanted to tell the truth to I think this guy's. Guy's funny. Do I think this movies funny? Do I love this and and I can understand their inches because I work in the field just like if I speak to an athlete I want to know. What do you think of this hitter? What do you think of this basketball player? You know I want to hear it from someone who's in the field, and so to a certain degree I've I've included my feelings about these things in the book so. Might Find it interesting. The you left up by the way in your list of jobs you've had you left out degenerate gambler. I was someone who, for no fun, who work hard at Poca and studied and practiced, and I got in to win. Everyone else was playing for pleasure, having a good time and enjoying their lives I was sitting there. Sweating like a mole God forbid I should make a mistake or make a wrong better. And I did win money consistently over the years now when you go back and be the beginning of the book because. Volume of people who were familiar with your film-making with your stand up routines, and so forth going back to the earliest days of your career, but your childhood itself for people who don't know that part of Your Life You said listen I'm wearing the glasses and you think I'm an intellectual, and I'm not an intellectual and I can throw a football like a catch football I could play baseball. I would rather have been the baseball player and I have fantasies that we would have had much better. Life would have been more fun, but I'm perceived of what I looked like as a bookworm or or shrink or an accountant or an intellectual but I was the opposite of an intellectual. I was strictly hung up on sports comic books and movies and never read a book till I was much older. And I was very athletic when I was younger. So I would I would have preferred I. Don't think I would have been good enough to be a major league baseball player, but it was quite good. I was always you know one of the for if not the first one shows and I was. Quite good when you into the big leagues, it's a different story, but it would have made my father happy to spend his afternoons at the Ballpark and me playing and. that fantasy I've always had. But it's a fantasy where I want to talk about. Musicians I spent an hour last night. Trying to get any CD recordings, not vile recordings I surrendered to the fact that I have to go get some vinyl now of genes. Cedric, uh-huh. You talk about him coming to teach you. He was the clarinet player with fats. Waller I used to go and see him play jazz that the child's paramount in Manhattan. It'd be jazz concert every week and he played a night. Sit under never exchange the word with him I just watch them and one day I called him up and ask him if he. Said I'm that guy that sits in front of you? Every Sunday afternoon, and he recognized me and I asked if I could help me, and he said well I would have to get two dollars now. Even then that we should bargain, because this guy was a great opposition, and he come in on the train from Harlem, and come over the House and sit in my living room and try as hard as he could do as a low ceiling that I had of capability, and he brought me a little closer to that low ceiling. And Experimental It's not one of my my real talons. Don't really have any real talents except as a comedy writer, really the only talent I've had. To be amusing. Only gift We were together in Italy for the premiere of to Rome with love, and we were sitting on a day as I. Remember this vividly. And everyone would sit up and say would the I have a question for the? And they wanted to direct all their questions to you obviously. And when they did, ask me a question I talked. About how your greatest gift is as a writer and I saw you nod your head. There was a slight nod of your head. As if the recognition of your writing is more important to you than anything. I only make the films 'cause I. Write Them. I've never filmed anybody. Else's script had any inclination to a depth something. I make the film because I write the film and and I just feel I'm the only one who's really going to know how to mount it, so it's congruent with what I wrote. I see myself fundamentally is a writer. Direct out of necessity and I try and do the best job that I can. I think I've improved over the years if you look at. Take the money run or bananas. When I first started forgetting about whether you enjoyed the film's not the technique has improved. I think much better filmmaker now. But. You know that's just technical. development. That comes with years of working it. I'm doing it only to get my story mounted in such a way that the audience can appreciate when I've written. You tell the story about jeans, Cedric and the lessons than him coming to you, there's a parallel there with a boroughs and you camping out briefly in front of the Berrisford to see a boroughs. Is that a component you think of your success is that you're ready to just show up and. Say Hey I wasn't ready. My mother was a pushy lady. I didn't know him from a hole in the wall, and she said just go to his house and Rings Bell. And I'm I was such a naive kid I thought. Gee, I guess that's what I should do and. It turned out that he was a lovely guy. He had no connection with me whatsoever except some vague tenuous connection with some relative by marriage. It was really like ten degrees of separation, but he could not have been warmer or nicer, and it was just one of many good breaks, which I've had all my life relating to my career I've had nothing but luck and good breaks and people helping me and people kind to me. And when I referred to my career as tremendous amount of luck, People's Oh. Yeah can't just be luck. A huge amount of it is luck, but one thing that was revealed in this book is engine of a memory I mean you remember everything everybody. If I wanted to board, the reader of the book I, could pour out many more details about all that stuff, but that's no achievement you. Remember, you don't I mean I didn't research book just sat down and started writing it from scratch and wrote it. You just remember things you don't remember them and I do. What I don't remember is when guys come up to me now and and they'll bark a line at me and I don't know what they're talking about, and they'll say it's. It's from your Moocher. Referring to some film, I did thirty forty years ago. That I haven't seen since I made I. Guess When Your Kid. Your brain is so soft, an absorbent, and and you know you remember those things tiger. Lily is the first film you direct correct, and that was an odd little labyrinths project. Some guy called me and said he bought a Japanese film. Would I don bit with comic? And I don't count that as anything. I I was going to sue to keep that from coming out because I was i. told was such junk and and You know it was successful, so my manager the time said, shut up and go with the flow and don't make a fuss and I didn't so take the money and run is the first one you drink? That's the first time I really wrote the picture and then directly got the picture that I was capable of doing to the best of my ability at that point in my life, and who made the suggestion at that point that you direct whose idea was of the direct. It was my idea I. I came up with the. If I could directors then. Then I'm going to get what I want I. Don't have to, and if I'm in it I don't even have to deal with an actor I can I know what I want I set the shot up, and then I walk around in front of the camera and do it i. do it the way I hear it the way I wanted to express to the audience and. People used to say. Isn't it hard to write and direct, but it wasn't doubly hard. It was half his heart. Take the money and run. Who was the cinematographer? Do Recall on that film to Shore Lester Shaw in the one experience I had directing what was revealed very quickly with something I knew from the other films I made which I wasn't that fascinated with cinematics. Wasn't that keen on lenses? Which side of the line and where do we put the camera? I almost fantasize. I fantasized almost that I would have a job. I'd create robbers, the director of just the acting. Did you find you had an affinity for the camera? It wasn't an affinity who is a common sense way. My joke would look good and I did. Comedy doesn't require a lot of fancy angles and a lot of flamboyant cinematography you want. Want wanted nice and simple. You want see it. You want it lit, so they can see it and clear, so it was easy for me. I mean it was no some guy said to me at the time. One of the studio heads, you know. How do you feel being responsible for million dollars? That was the budget. Take the money and run and. I thought. Women How do I feel? I feel fine a this is a piece of cake. You have to see the person. Put The gun down on the table. If you want to joke to work, just not rocket science. Later on became more and more interested in cinematography and making the film work for you as well, but but always. If you don't have a story to tell a good story, you're dead event if you have a good story. You're way ahead of the game even if you don't know what you're doing when you're writing, do you show anybody? Are there people that you trust who you WanNa? Even, if it's one person as anybody in the you bounce ear material, offer any want their opinion. No, not really. I finished the script, and I would always give it to Juliet, Taylor to stinky me some suggestions for casting, and go no I. Did it all. I found that to be not a good thing because you get a million opinions and some of Emma good, you should probably take them, but you don't know which one's. The good ones are and do get some that are meaningless and people don't understand. See wouldn't bounce it off of rollins. Who would tell you whether thing could get made in bays the money? Would you ever bounce the script off of Rollins? I wouldn't dance descriptive in but I would ask him. You know you think it's worth it for me to do this project never. Do you think this is funny or do you think? There were times I remember. Jack rollins didn't think worthwhile project. Where did you first come in contact with them well, he was a manager around town. That was the legend he discovered Harry, Belafonte when no one thought that black calypso singer would be anything in Jack was already. He's going to be a movie star, not just calypso singer. He's going to be everything and then suddenly two years after that he went and brought, Nicholson made a New York and people said Go. These two kids intellectual their improvisational people from Chicago they'll never make it and one of them was Mike Nichols Elaine May. And Jack just had a was the legend for having foresight into major talent, and people were saying you should really be handled by Jack and and so I. gave him my writing, and so I be interested. Never handle right before, and he said he would handle me, and then I made the accidental mistake of saying you sometimes I, think of being standup comic myself and. He wouldn't let go. He said absolutely I think it's a great idea. We should pursue that and just wouldn't let me. I couldn't disabuse them of that notion I was nervous. I was scared. I was only half serious when I said it, but he wouldn't let it go, and so I listened to him, and he pushed me and I became a standup comedian and kept succeeding in spite of myself. I thought I was no good. I was nervous. I hated doing it. I would enjoy it to nothing about it. That was positive me except when I get out on stage. I scored all the time from the first night on, and I said why. Why have any contribution to make a comic as a million comics around why me and he said I think you have a unique contribution to make and I listened to him because he had a very. Compelling personality, not a dominating personality. He was one of the only men I've ever met in my life that had true wisdom. He could make the hard decisions where there was no clear cut right answer. He vibrated common sense and good thinking in a business. That's short on both of those things Yeah, you know it's hustling back biting. Ninety percent of the people are. Fighting for their lives and scamming and trying hard to survive. He. He always advised me. Don't ever think about the money. Think only about the project so I. Never give a moment's thought to money. It was a combination of my own innate feelings. That money was not important and Jacks, confirmation of that which really solidified did. When you scored I think that's kind of funny. Because of course, I'm from that generation where everybody knows word for word The Moose mingled. He scored. Sell Insurance for an hour and a half. They give out prizes for the best customer. First prize goes. To the Berkowitz's. A married couple. Dressed as a moose. Moose is furious. Abbas living. Knock each other unconscious. Now I figured as my chance and grabbed the move strap on my veterans. Shoot back to the road. and. That's something that seared in my memory like. Winters out. Nichols and May albums Bob and Ray an interesting how? You mentioned Jack Rollins for people who don't know where he was A. Big Part of your career. You mentioned him in the same kind of language. I applied to Lorne Michaels Lauren as someone who? There are very few people who are really smart in a way. That applies to the business itself. You can be around I've been around men and women running the studio. They're running the company that the head of the agency and some of them are very area, die people, but not in any way that's going to translate into making movies or so forth. I, mean they. They know how to put people together. Who Make Movies you know? Jack Warner Harry Cohn these guys some of them. ZANIK. They didn't know shit about moviemaking, but what they knew how to get a hold of people in closed the deal with people who did know about movie, making an assembled them and put them together. Now when you make films, it's they're not all created equal in terms of the kind of experience you have I've made films where. We had lot of fun than it was a joy. I always separate out how well the film performed. I. Don't ever think about how successful it was. I think Oh, I had a good time. That was a good expenditure of my time. Want to start with actors and actresses who are in your career of filmmaking just pick a couple because there's so many people to choose from who are actors or actresses. The you really enjoyed working with them. You thought wow. This is really been a pleasure to work with them. Well Keaton who certainly I have a lot of fun working with her and I've had fun working over the years. With many of the actors and actresses I worked at that. Good Times with Emma Stone. I good times with Scarlett Johansson. I had. Very nice times with Naomi Watts I've had generally good experiences over the years Maureen. Stapleton was a lot of fun to work with. I've been very lucky. I've made fifty movies and I've never had any you. Real conflicts problems the. We've always had laughs. Elaine stritch was a lotta laughs. You know I keep mentioning Women Lia because so many of my films. Did feature women, and and the ones that didn't the guy. Sort frequently. I didn't work with a lot of. Famous men I work with some, but not a lot. I remember when we worked together and you would call me Mr Allen. I thought that was the funniest thing in the world that anybody would. Friend me so politely. No one ever called me in this to down before or since. Mr Woody Allen even during the pandemic Allen is the quintessential Manhattanite, and has been ever since he formed an instant passion for the borough while Visiting Times Square with his dad as a young child I'm quarantining in Manhattan I go out with my wife for a walk in central. Park New Yorkers have responded gallantly, and sensibly once in a while you get a boob that doesn't but for the most part they do. And because of it, the city's made tremendous progress, and we'll start to open up. You know in the near future. I'm not one who wants to open up prematurely. Because it's pointless I'd love. It opened up today fully. If, just have it opened up and then take a big step backward with deaths and Nashville locations pointless. But I never thought of moving out of it, no or or going to the country of. Wait a second. Take it easy POW. Chances! In the streets? It's Manhattan it'll always be Manhattan and I'll always love it. It's it's a ghost town of course now, but You know, but it'll come back. This nine eleven happened. I went over to Europe like the next day I was scheduled to. And I was on all the European new shows because I was a new. Yorker and there were saying Mr Helen will. Ever be the same again or this mean death of humor in New York and thinking my God. You look up after A. Period of time and New York will go on, and never will be at Madison Square. Garden will be in the theaters. New York is much bigger than these. Terrible things and it's being in the pandemic. The rest of my conversation with Woody Allen coming up. I'm Alec Baldwin and you're listening to. Here's the thing for someone who didn't get into making movies for a love of the craft Alan make some beautifully crafted movies. He credits his cinematographers for much of that. My camera guys is like the nine thousand, nine hundred thousand seven Yankees I mean I were ten years with Gordon Willis and thirteen years with call the Palmer I work with film Sigmund worked spin. Spin Nica St- Darius. Kanji amazing cameramen I mean one after the other now Vittorio. Sderot have done a number of pictures with I mean these little finest cameraman in the world. And they're you know they make life easy on the set because they know what they're doing. Of course, they have different very different methods. Someone like Gordon was very specific, and very thought out was called. Pomme was more like me. Come in the morning, and neither one of us would have any idea. What seen we even doing? We. Learn what the scene was and we'd look around the said we now. It's already ten o'clock in the morning and we finally figured out what we WANNA do very laissez faire, very. Loose, but we got it done. You know it was just his working in mind. Gordon's much stricter. He needed real structure and had to impose that structure on everyone and I felt good was great artist and I would always defer to him. Did Gordon want shot sheets? No, we never drew any pictures of anything. We'll listed anything. I was very spontaneous that way and Gordon agreed with that, but he wanted to sit with me for an afternoon always before we filmed and go over every. Scene in the picture and every shot in the picture, but every scene and generally decide how we were to do it. With Kololo. Really know what the scene was that they were going to shoot we. I generally don't plan very much Vittorio Sderot. Likes to planting. She's very organized. Japan that, so we get beautiful look. Other cameraman I've worked with. Are, more. Relaxed Hispanic Fist who did number of films Bergman. You know was used to working with no lights practically and quickly in no rehearsals, no. I never rehearsed so worked out very well was. I I rehearsed one. Film in my life interiors and I regretted Rossi I never urged anything before that and certainly never anything after that when you make that leap, what's the voice in your head? That says I'm ready to do the super serious film I'm going to do a Bergman ask drama. I never wanted to be a comic filmmaker I always wanted to be a serious film. I always wanted to make the. The films Bergman was making the plays that Arthur Miller Tennessee Williams doing, but my gift was in comedy, and I couldn't get into things without getting in through comedy to the first possible opportunity to do something that was not comic I did it and I didn't pull any punches I was not making what passed for drama. In commercial films, you know I was doing a real European style film. With all the incompetent certain, my command if it was up to me, if someone would've financed, may I probably would have made interiors as the first movie I ever made and continued making these serious films that nobody would come to see was that I was not so good at making too when you decide to do interiors on the heels of Annie Hall. Is that one of the junctures where Rollins says to you? Are you out of your mind? No rollins would have said. I don't remember having this conversation, but he would have said. You know you have to go where you WANNA go are typically you know over the years I've had many. Offers to do any all to, and even now at this late stage as I, say eighty, four and Keaton's to ten years younger than me. We have said. Don't you do the two characters from any? In the later part of their life and see what's happened to them, but I never have any interest not long ago. Attorney classic movies had a discussion of any all. They wanted me to be on the panel to come back with Marshall. Brickman maybe keep Kim. Remember who? But I didn't go. Ben I love classic movies enormously but I I don't like to sit there and talk about the past, and so after Annie Hall. I didn't give a moment's thought, except wanted to do interiors, and I did it, but I'd like to make that picture over now. I think if I could do it. Now I bring Maureen Stapleton earlier and. Make that pick you better now, but. Boat sailed. I've got a couple more questions about movies and about music, and so forth, but as I mentioned to you, the people that I work with. Have required me, That is the word I am required by them to. UP! This can of worms here and I've got just some quick questions I want to ask you. About these the difficulties in your life and and one question that was submitted to me was. That you wrote that the accusations about Dylan's were so ludicrous that when it was leveled, you didn't give it a second thought Why was it so ludicrous to you? You said Ludicrous. A Mayor Amanda very specific words. Why was it ludicrous of the thought that anyone could take it seriously why? A fifty seven year, old man in good standing was never had any problem in his life at all, which suddenly pick an odd day? Once in his life to do something in the midst of a hostile. Grey Cup. I meant the whole thing was so preposterous. I thought any commonsense personal looking at it would. Would see it for what it was declared shade accusation that one party makes against the other so common in custody cases. Are you say you understand me as rage about your dating soon ye do you think that your dating soon? Ye makes the charges. Are Accusations any more credible? I think. At the time absolutely, but the it doesn't make the charges more credible, but it certainly was I was coming from position people with thinking my God. This older person has reduced this young girl and he's taking advantage of her. You know it looked awful. I understood that I mean I can understand that, but you know we've now been married for over twenty years, and we have two girls and college, and you know it's tabloid fodder. The time and I understand why would be? I'm not naive but. But it had no bearing. The charges was something else to. Charges were something that were investigated. There were not swept under the rug like many women's charges, legitimate charges that are swept under the rug. There were given meticulous investigation in Connecticut and also for. Over Year in New York. It was given investigation by Yale. The top investigators of this kind of thing and they said there was no. Thought that this child who's ever bothered in any way, and I feel better that they investigated and I don't have to feel. Ever that Oh. This thing was side pocketed guy was a celebrity, and they didn't follow up on it or anything. Day really followed up on it and they. were. The conclusions came to and then lastly a woman. Casey pass cow, who talked about your face down in the lap of your daughter and she comes into a room, look. I was never alone with my daughter. Then my son Moses will testify to this. I was always in a room with a lot of people. They're all on the soap firm. Watching television I may have sat on the floor and lay my head down on lap for a second, but to infer anything sinister from that he's crazy. The only question that I wanted to ask a before. All this other stuff was thrown into the mix was I mean here you are on this perch. How did you feel? How did you feel like liquid? Ever moments for you thought I'm going to leave the country and moved to Paris. Just get the hell away from everybody and everything. I've never felt that way all I always felt you know. Don't give any of that stuff. It's all rubbish. Don't waste a moment on just work and from the day that the false accusation was made. I worked I did a million films I wrote for the theatre. I've toured my jazz band. I played every week at the Carlyle Hotel. I, you know if you jus-, keep your nose to the grindstone and work I hear the voice of Jack, rollins. Just work and I've just finished a film in Spain some cold Rifkin's festival that goes in that while these Sean Spanish actress. Elena Anaya Gina. Gershon is a romantic comedy and came out. Better than I expected when I saw the picture funny I was one of the pictures that I had defection for so just three quick answers here. What he Allen's film making are my copulation so number one was you don't pay people competitive salaries. You don't pay people money. We don't have the money I've worked on a comparatively low budget. These guys make films two, hundred, million, one, hundred and fifty million. Making my films over the years for seventeen million, so we can't afford to pay what the actors deserve to make. It has to do with the unions if the union said you can't have an actor and pay them less than twenty thousand dollars. then we would have to do it, but we pay the union minimum, and and they do it when they're off. You know someone else offers them do twenty million dollars to do a film. They say goodbye to me and they do the film and I understand that completely, but if they're not doing anything, and they see the heart, and they love the part they do. It sometimes even costs them money because they have to bring their family and from California, because we can only pay a certain amount housing. Yeah now the other myth is that you even if the character is a bit obtuse, you cast actors in roles because you believe the actor is like that in real life. The active gives you that vibe I. Don't know I. Don't know the actors. I'm not friendly Ryan. 'cause the acting without acting just showing up, and they present themselves in that present themselves in that way Yes for instance. If you're doing a gangster film and you. Hire Tony, Chirico, he, they're not present himself like the president of Harvard. Presents himself like a straight guy and he doesn't have to activism command and do a mugs voice. He just comes in and talks as he is, and it's magical. In a world now where you're sitting home and you want that diversion, you want entertainment I. I've learned through the pandemic that what we do. Some more than others obviously is so significant and lives. They need to take their mind off. They need a break. They need a break and there are streaming services now which are very popular were. And they have the liberty everything a sex violence I mean when they write themselves into a corner, somebody steps up in with a with an automatic weapon and just knows everybody down in the room and the Sir Galahad character takes is armour often gets on top of a stone slab with a woman, and has added with her sex and violence have become. Like a assault in cooking has passed as Rama when it's right. Talking Bonnie and Clyde or something, then it's fabulous, but when it's just the the unskilled right or unskilled director. Putting it in because you think it's intense, then it's embarrassing. My last question for you is You're right on the typewriter. You've never mastered Computers No. There was some degree of shame in that response. I must say I'm glad to see. The does not stalled your rule your life. I mean everything in your films. Beautiful Old Music and does nostalgia just live inside you and determine most of their creative style Jr, but that has nothing to do with the gadget gadgets has to do with my Adhd I don't. Don't have the patience. The master the things. I just can't get them and I am not interested in in tape recorders, and you know cell phones I have one, and I can answer the phone and get you know. Dial a number, but I can't do all the things I. I don't do APPS and zooms, nor even know what they are in some sense. But the. Part of me is a different question, completely and I. Do have a great reverence for. The past. I. GET SUCKED UP A. Trap and I fall into that trap. Very frequently, get sucked up into old music. Old Films and I don't know why that my childhood was so idyllic that I wanNA. Relive it I, don't but. The music is very beautiful in your films. I'm assuming that you are the one that chooses the particular songs themselves. You don't have a music supervisor. That's meals. And it's very simple thing we edit the film I work with the editor we added. It's finished and simply go into the other room and take some vinyl and bring it into the summer and I put the record down and look at it and you know that's not written. Put the next record down and then Voila it's. Sensational. Clarence. Yeah and but but you know we do have a music budget. Sometimes Helen are relying producer will say to me. Can you pick a different song because they want? Twenty thousand dollars. But I want to say to you that what I really wanted to say to you. Was You get back out there? and You keep making movies because you are really just a such an important part of people's lives. You have made life worth living. You're. Just you being very gracious, wrapping up to your show and very nice of you to say that, but I can't imagine that I've had any impact except to provide some Saturday nights in the movie house where you could take your date. Box Office. Returns are much reduced in the age of course, virus, but woody Allen's newest release a rainy day in New York dominated them for a time last month. That's true even though Amazon dropped plans for domestic distribution after Dylan's claims started getting more attention what he did. Give me some hope that Americans won't have to cross an. To see it. People have been talking to me about streaming. It and I've never done that before, but because of the pandemic and people are indoors and not going to be going to the movie houses for God knows how long maybe we will make a deal, and you'll be able to see it on. On streaming. Channels! The word is platforms, woody and I. Do hope you make that deal. Allen's revealing memoir is called Apropos of nothing, and it covers everything from the accusations of Dylan Farrow to his movies, his mentors and his marriages. The book is out now from Arcade I'm Alec Baldwin. Here's the thing. Is Production WNYC studios.

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President Trump faces protests in the UK: Responding biblically to opposition

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05:31 min | 2 years ago

President Trump faces protests in the UK: Responding biblically to opposition

"Really? President Trump faces protests in the UK responding Biblically to opposition, this is Dr Jim Dennison's. The daily article podcast for Wednesday June fifth twenty nineteen President Trump concludes his three day visit to the United Kingdom today. The president was welcomed Monday by the Queen of England toward Westminster Abbey and attended a state banquet in Buckingham Palace yesterday. He met with the prime minister then attended a banquet at the US ambassador's residents today, President Trump will join Queen, Elizabeth and Prince Charles at a national commemorative event in Portsmouth for the seventy fifth anniversary of the d day landings about which I plan to write tomorrow media coverage is focused largely on protests against the president. Of course, this is not the first time US president has faced criticism abroad when President George W Bush visited the UK in two thousand three more than one hundred thousand people formed. The biggest weekday demonstration London had ever seen, which is remarkable given that the city was founded by the Romans around eighty fifty their protest. Amax with the toppling of an effigy of the president Queen, Elizabeth is no stranger to criticism. Herself a few years after becoming Queen, she was attacked by a journalist for her speeches, quote, the personality conveyed by the utterances, which are put into her mouth is that of apprec- schoolgirl captain of the hockey team, a prefect and a recent candidate for confirmation in quote the Netflix series, the crown portrays, the clean as meeting with this critic and adjusting her speeches to relate more effectively with ordinary people, whether they're meeting occurred or not changes did occur afterward. The Queen delivered her first televised Christmas message that year replaced upper-class debutante presentation parties with more accessible garden parties and took other steps to change the image of the Royal family. Evangelical Christians can expect to face escalating position from those who are opposed to biblical truth. Whether the subject is abortion, same sex marriage, transgender bathrooms euthanasia or a host of other issues our society, and especially its expression in popular culture in media is more firmly on the wrong side of biblical morality than ever before. Yesterday. I cited an article that calls, pro-life supporters, quote, forced birth extremists in quote, here's the rest of the senate's quote, I refuse to dignify a movement. That makes a mount of women's bodies and calls it the moral high ground with the moniker pro-life in quote, Bill Maher marked Alabama's recently passed abortion law for not allowing an exception for rape incest. Quote, how else are you supposed to get pregnant in Alabama in quote? A Catholic priest recently tweeted that LGBTQ pride month events, quote, promote a culture and encourage activities that are contrary to Catholic faith in morals. They are especially harmful to children in quote actress, Mia Farrow responded with ignore this hate-filled hypocrite, and a member of the US house of representatives, replied, your asinine remark about children is exactly the type of bigoted belief that leads to the evil of conversion therapy, and the coming years, the question will become increasingly relevant. How do we love those who oppose us? In the past, we've discussed the need to understand the perspective of those who reject biblical truth, and to speak the truth to them in love today. Let's consider a related factor writing on the subject of his persecutions in Second, Corinthians. Four sixteen through eighteen Paul stated, we do not lose heart, though. Our outer self is wasting away. Our inner self is being renewed. They buy for this light momentary. Affliction is preparing us for attornal weight of glory beyond all comparison as we look not to the things that are seen but to the things that are unseen for the things that are seen are transient, but the things that are unseen are eternal Paul learn that living for heaven while on earth brings purpose in hope to temporal challenges. So how do we do this one seek to honor God in all we do? Paul continued in Second Corinthians. Five nine whether we are at home with God or away. We make it our aim to please him aim means to earnestly aspire to something, please translates, a Greek word meaning to find favor in the eyes of pulse passionate. All consuming commitment was to live constantly in light of the fact that God was watching him and therefore to please him with all he did to live today for eternal reward, the apostle added in Second Corinthians. Five ten for we must all appear before the judgment seat of Christ. So that each one may receive what is due for what he has done in the body, whether good, or evil what we receive in heaven will far outweigh its costs on earth. Three help others choose truth. Paul concluded in Second, Corinthians. Five eleven therefore knowing the fear of the Lord, we persuade others. Every person we know deserves to know the God, we know. The time to decide we will stand for Jesus against position is before position comes Christians living in Cuba. Prior to the Castro revolution. Did not know they would face the persecution that continues even today Christians living in China a few years ago, did not know that their government would become so oppressive, even if our culture experiences a spiritual awakening that reverses our moral trajectory. It is still true that the best way to live. This day is to be ready for eternity today. Billy Graham explained his life. Simply my home is in heaven. I'm just traveling through this world. CS Lewis believe that our life on earth is the first page of a never ending story. What sentence will you write today? I encourage you to connect with Dennis form on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter to keep the conversation going. Thank you for listening to the daily article podcast today.

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Rosemary's Baby (1968) Ep. 44

Classic Movie Musts

21:15 min | 2 years ago

Rosemary's Baby (1968) Ep. 44

"I'm max Baril. And this is classic movie musts where every week we break down at classic movie. Well, looking to provide artistic insight and historical context at the very least. We'll talk about what makes these movies classics. Classic movie must releases every Friday ready to complimentary weekend movie, viewing plans classic movie. Muss is supported by listeners. Like you. If you want to help support the show, I thank you so much and second head on over to patriot dot com slash classic movie. Musts every patriot subscriber earns cool perks and ways to engage with the show, including the opportunity to vote every month on a movie they'd like to hear discussed on the show. All it takes is one dollar per month. A huge thank you to our current patriot subscribers you make this show possible. You can read about all our support tears and the rewards over at patriotair dot com slash classic movie. Musts thank you for joining me. This week as we discussed Roman Polanski's horror, film, Rosemary's baby. In this episode will discuss how Polanski creates such a disturbing reality in our feature presentation will hear about how this film adaptation was received by its original author in our buzz from the back lot segment, but first let's get into this week's opening credits. Our film this week is Rosemary's baby which was directed by Roman. Polanski Emma's released in nineteen sixty eight Rosemary's baby starts, Mia Farrow, John cavities and Ruth, Gordon for your streaming ease Rosemary's baby is available on itunes, Amazon YouTube and Google play in one thousand nine hundred sixty five guy and Rosemary Woodhouse move into the Branford building in New York City, their friend hutch tries to dissuade them from taking the apartment informing them of the Bradford's association with cannibalism and murder after moving in Rosemary meets a young woman. Terry Janaf Rio a recovering drug addict who many and Roman Casta vet the Woodhouse is elderly new neighbors took in from the street as Rosemary admires pendant necklace. The Kassovitz gave to Terry. She notices its strange smell returning home one night guy and Rosemary find that. Terry apparently threw herself. F- to her death from the window of the cast of its seventh floor apartment, Rosemary and guy are quickly befriended by the cast events. Many gives Terry's pendant to Rosemary telling her it is it good luck charm and the odd smell is tennis route guy Lanza role in a play when the actor who is originally cast inexplicably. Goes blind around the same time guy suggests to Rosemary's delight that they have a baby on the night that they plan to conceive Minnie brings them individual cups of chocolate mousse, Rosemary passes out and experiences a dreamlike vision in which she is raped by a demonic presence in front of guy the cast of its and other Branford tenants all of them naked. When she wakes she finds scratches on her body guy tells her that he had sex with her while she was unconscious because he did not want to pass up the opportunity for her to conceive. Rosemary learns that she is pregnant and is due on June twenty eighth. Nineteen sixty six she plans to receive obstetric care from Dr hill, who's recommended to her by her friend Elise. However, the cast of its insist she see their good friend, Dr Abraham sapper Steen, a red noun OBGYN, doctor sapper Stein prescribes to Rosemary, a special daily health drink that many will make for her from her own herb garden for the first three months of her pregnancy. Rosemary suffers severe domino pains loses weight becomes unusually pale and craves raw meat and chicken liver when hutch sees Rosemary's gaunt appearance. And here's that she is being fed Tana's route he is disturbed enough to go do some research before he can tell Rosemary his findings. He falls into a coma. Rosemary tells guy that she plans to see Dr hill, which angers guy. However, the abdominal pains suddenly disappear three months later. Hutch dies before dying. He manages to briefly regain consciousness, directing his friend, grace Cardiff to give Rosemary a book about witchcraft along with the cryptic message. The name is an anagram Rosemary deduces that Roman Casta vet is really Stephen Makoto. The son of a former resident of the Branford who is accused of being a satanist she suspects her elderly neighbors, and Dr sapper Stein are part of a satanic coven with sinister designs for her baby. And that guy is cooperating with them in exchange for help in advancing his acting career Rosemary becomes increasingly disturbed, and shares her fears and suspicions with Dr hill who assuming she is delusional calls, Dr sapper, Steen and guy. They tell her that if she cooperates neither she nor her baby will be harmed. Rosemary goes into labor and is sedated by Dr saffir Steen when she wakes. She is told that the baby has died was she refuses to believe in the hall closet. Rosemary discuss. A secret door leading into the Kassovitz apartments. And here's a baby's cries. She finds a congregation made up of the buildings tenants as well as Dr sapper Steen gathered around her newborn, son. It is remarked upon that the baby has his father's eyes to which Rosemary protests that the baby's eyes are nothing like guys it is then explains Rosemary that guy is not the child's true father her newborn child named Adrian is actually the son of the devil Roman urges her to become a mother to her son as the other women are too old guy attempts to calm horrified. Rosemary by explaining to her that they will be generously rewarded and that they can conceive second child that will be truly. There's Rosemary spits in his face, many tells Rosemary that she should be honored to be the woman chosen to the child of Satan, initially, reluctant, Rosemary goes to the cradle and gently rocks him with a small smile on her face Rosemary's baby had a budget of two. Point three million dollars and a box office hall of thirty three million adjusted for inflation. That's a budget of sixteen and a half million dollars antibiotics his hall of two hundred and forty one million. Now, this is really happening because it's time for our feature presentation. This is no dream. This is really happening is what Rosemary cries in the midst of the surreal sequence in which she dreams, the devil, rapes and impregnates her. It is precisely the tension between knowing what is real. And what is not that drives Rosemary's baby forward in spite of not much actually happening in terms of plot from the opening title sequence in which a female voice, eerily sings a wordless lullaby director, Roman Polanski positions. The viewer in space that is wholly real the rooftops of the old Brownstone in Manhattan through masterful direction and camera work Polanski and cinematographer William fraker probe the surface of familiar reality to find what sinister that lurks below most of the action in this horror film takes place in Rosemary and guy would houses new apartment in the brain for building which became vacant after its previous tenant an old woman with. Strange collection of herbs in her indoor garden died after falling mysteriously into a coma after deciding to rent the place, the wood houses old friend hutch informs them, the Branford was known as black Branford before the war because of the macabre events that took place there, including the murder of devil. Worshipper Adrian Marcado in the lobby and the eating of children by the trench sisters dismissing such stories and the implication of bad, karma guy, and Rosemary move in redecorate the dark heavily curtained apartment with white paint and bright yellow curtains and furniture, the genius of the film is in its presentation of brightly lit world that is prettily papered and painted in which something is not quite right through the subtlety of suggestion. Polanski makes a simple wall blank except for cheery yellow wallpaper, positively creepy, and it plain broom closet, downright scary. Freighters camera. Snakes through the halls of the apartment at a low angle tracking just ahead of the characters who weave in and out of the rooms when Rosemary guy, I move in a still camera watches them enter the apartment at the other end of the hall as they walked toward the camera bodies looming larger heads and shoulders disappear. Introducing a vaguely disconcerting atmosphere. This mood is only heightened by the stark seen at their first sexual encounter in their new home seated cross legged on the barren floor of their empty living room with only low light of a single lamp and the dim glow from the windows, Rosemary and guy undress silently and separately instead of moving in for a more intimate shot. The camera at first keeps it's distance again, signaling that inspite of this attractive young couples appearances something is amiss in this marriage careful attention to the color palette and costume design. Heightens the seemingly picture perfection of rose. Mary's world Rosemary like her dream apartment. Appears in yellows and navy seeming at times a fragile doll in a lovingly decorated Dollhouse mini Casta vet the elderly nosy neighbor who along with her husband Roman has devilish designs on Rosemary's womb? By contrast is costumed in bright mismatched colors, presenting a garish figure, which is made comically obvious in the point of view shot in which rose Mary Pierce through her people to find a distorted and grotesque mini trying to peer back on the other side hairstyle and makeup or also used to maximum effect on Rosemary. Well, at the beginning of the film, Rosemary sports, girlish ponytails and bangs soon after discovering she's pregnant she gets what is possibly one of the most famous screen haircuts. A very short pixie cuts this dramatic change in the stars appearance. Midway through the film signals a narrative shift as well. Not only does her new boy. Haircut suggest an unconscious rejection of her new role as a mother it also marks the point which Rosemary's bodily health begins its rapid decline her severe hairstyle draws attention to the angles of her face which are deeper and darker with makeup making her illness in pregnancy, all the more visually alarming in stark contrast to the usual glow of mothers to be Rosemary becomes increasingly sick pale and skinny and in spite of the Casta vets Dr sapper Steen's guys statements to the contrary, the viewers know something is wrong much. As narrative Lee speaking, the Branford houses dark secrets behind its doors Polanski and fraker worked together to create that affect cinematic ly- the architecture of the Branford set is brilliantly exploited. In fact, Rosemary was shot on location for two weeks in Manhattan for exteriors. And the rest of the film was shot on stage twelve of Paramount's Hollywood studio. Polanski and fraker continually use lighting and camera work to create an eerie sense of haunting discomfort the scene in which many and Roman barge into the apartment to congratulate Rosemary on her pregnancy. Descending into the complete shadow before reaching Rosemary is like haunting foreshadowing of what is to come one, particularly infamous and ingenious bit of cinematography is a scene with many on the phone in the bedroom from Rosemary's point of view in the living room when many calls, Dr sapper Steen, William fraker. In interviews has said that originally the shot was set up quite traditionally with mini framed. Centrally in the doorway fraker says that Polanski rejected the shot and moved the camera over little by little until he said it was perfect. The shop Polanski created had minis face and half her body obscured by the door jamb the genius of the shot only came to light at the first screening. When the shot appeared the audience craned their necks in an effort to see around the door jam creating an impossibly frustrating sensation for the viewer using only twenty five millimeter lens for the whole film except for the one people shot Polanski and fraker. We're able to work around the narrow halls and doorways to develop a familiarity with the apartment, which is itself. Much like a character in the film, unusual frame compositions and depth of field are used to emphasize the increasing emotional distance and growing suspicion between guy and Rosemary their conversations or often shot with one of the two in the foreground to one side of the screen and the other in an entirely other room on the other side of the frame far into the background. There are also several shots in which the back of the characters. Head looms large in the frame while they're conversant stands in a medium shot facing the camera shots like this work together with architecturally. Composed frames like with the door jamb, creating that tension and desire on the part of the viewer to see what they're missing it's a complex layering of formal elements cinematography lighting, staging and general MEAs on Sen. that results in psychologically disturbing mood that permeates every seen in a strikingly shortsighted review of Rosemary's, baby. The New York Times critic, we're not Adler wrote that it didn't seem to work because it's almost two extremely plausible. Adding that the quality of the young people's lives seems the quality of lives that one knows irony strikes here with full force. It is the everyday nature of the film, it's realistic anchor. That makes the film so unnerved by latching onto the humdrum life of young couple. The film causes us all to look at our neighbors with added suspicion like the novel Polanski's film is up to its horns in socio political subtext of postwar. Erica, which partly explains why it's still rings so true, psychologically and sociologically Rosemary's vulnerability underscored by Mia Feroz, quiet manner. Carry strong hints of the younger generations fears regarding traditional gender household roles and her longing for pregnancy. And tolerance of guys naked careerism provide early clues to backlashes against feminism at a time when the women's movement was still being born Rosemary's baby excels at delivering deep down chills and terrors while maintaining unfailing visual restraint beyond the formal techniques. The performances are outstanding pharaoh sweet for Jilin John cast of Eddie's. Brash narcissism Ruth Gordon's, Royal flamboyance, Sydney, Blackmore's, fo-, gentility Ralph Bellamy's respectable veneer. They're brilliant in themselves and triumphant as an unsolvable Rosemary's baby was arguably. One of the last great triumphs of the horror genre in its classic form before slashers send ups and torture. Took over the asylum in retrospect, it is also easy to conclude that Rosemary's baby helped inspire the cinematic cycle of devil. Children movies with the most notable examples being the exorcist and the woman perhaps especially in comparison with its devil's spawn progeny Rosemary's baby remains today horror film of exquisite subtlety stylistic, beauty and control Rosemary's baby was nominated for two kademi awards winning one. It was nominated for best screenplay and Ruth Gordon won for best supporting actress for her role as many. Now, it's time for our buzz from the back lot segment and this week will hear what the author of the novel thought of the final film Rosemary's baby was Roman Polanski's. First American Phil he was called to the project based on his previous work. Notably. The film repulsion in nineteen fifty-six be horror film director William castle was originally slated to direct Rosemary's baby. He was also the producer. He purchased the rights to IRA Levin's novel after Alfred Hitchcock passed on it castle decided the film needed a different style than what he would have provided. So he hired Polanski Polanski adapted the novel to screen himself with art director, Richard Silbert sketching out in the most careful detail the elements of set and costume design, which undoubtedly contributes to the amazing visual coherency of the film. Ira Levin felt that the film is quote, the single most faithful adaptation of novel ever to come out of Hollywood William castle. Speculated the reasons for this where because it was the first time Roman Polanski had ever adapted. Another writer's work unaware, he had the freedom to improvise on the book, though, Polanski originally wanted Jane Fonda to stars Rosemary and wandered Robert Redford as guy a paramount lawsuit made that ladder impossible to cast. And when Polanski and met me, a Phero he knew she was perfect for the role the role launched the young actresses budding career, although she was already famous for being Frank Sinatra's wife, although Sinatra file for divorce while she was filming Rosemary's, baby. According to me, pharaoh, the scenes were Rosemary walks in front of traffic were spontaneous and genuine Roman Polanski is reported to have told her that, quote, nobody will hit a pregnant woman the scene was successfully shot with pharaoh walking into real traffic and Polanski following operating. The hand held camera since he was the only one willing to do it before the filming of the scene of Rosemary calling Donald Baumgart the actor in the story hummus. Mysteriously goes blind, Mia Farrow, did not know who'd be speaking the lines on the other end of the telephone. It was that of Tony Curtis and in the scene pharaoh shows slight confusion, unable to place, the voice this confusion was exactly the effect director Roman Polanski hoped to capture by having Curtis. Read the lines paramount executives continually hounded Polanski about going over budget. And in the end, the film was four hundred thousand dollars over its one point nine million dollar budget in spite of it see or condemned rating from the national Catholic office for motion pictures for the perverted use which the film makes a fundamental Christian beliefs, and it's mockery of religious persons and practices. The film ultimately grossed over thirty million with audiences flocking to theaters for it reviews. Ran the gamut from unbound praise to disappointment and confusion producer William castle. One to display a grotesque demon baby at the end of the film when me affair looks at. Her child, but Roman Polanski and the other producers vetoed the idea in lieu of a more ambiguous scene. 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Episode #517 - Pre Crime Confession - Kurt Metzger

Legion of Skanks Podcast

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Episode #517 - Pre Crime Confession - Kurt Metzger

"Digital network impact point point if he take the pill creative company policy will be. What's up everybody is the legion of skanks podcast. We're doing our seconds zoom. Show week for you. We're doing so much for you. It's not as Sorry stream yard show. I'm a quick edit. i'm your host. Big joe kherson the scarcer all here. We davey smith. You can't edit onstream yard zoom you'd be covered All the way. I mean by the way to american hero. Braving the two inches of snow storm of the century in texas The puerto rican rattlesnake. Louis j gomez are you okay lewis. Can you hear us I'm so hungry. are you very hungry. Is everything shut down because of two inches of snow is not even two inches of snow. Where i'm in houston. There's no snow. It is cold and rainy. That's describe it. It's a cold rainy afternoon and you would assume that the fucking zombie apocalypse is here. Yeah they really. They don't know how to handle all the power went out to because they're on their own grid legit froze everybody from the can't get right. Podcast right here on the guests digital network and a key one of the two stars of pussies on youtube It is our buddy. The hilarious kurt metzger. What's meant when. I think about it because that sketch pussy started. Kyle's other friend and they had like a falling out. So i'm ashamed of pussies curly joe joe per do you live on virtual reality porn set from a homeless sliced alone. That's green screen miscellaneous killing it right now. I just for my yoga studio. This is a. It's a good green screen. I didn't realize it was Had one stolen from my mail. And i finally got one so i think we very thankful for that. Green screen kurt. I like that that that person's going to be a future youtube star well my other. Greens green got robbed when the protests were happening. And they were. They were like at least three blocks from where i live but i guess somebody stole these packages are like all the patches in the lobby and took shit out. I don't know if i peeled off or just randomly. Someone's like i'm gonna steal mail today. Well you have a better way to fight racial injustice. Well that's just took my green screen forty acres and a green screen. I don't see color. i don't look how green was. Was it green. I didn't notice you know so you you can do that though in new york city because we used to just smoke blunts stairwells all over new york city so you can just go into. Buildings and take packages do is a great scam. Not apparently i know from my building. If you have a video of the person doing the cops barely give a shit. You know they. Don't you gotta make what are they gonna do with that video. That's what they said and then it raises the question. Why film it at all. Ut guy makes like sparkle and spray bombs and then pretty great it films that does like a countdown and shit mainly people's houses. There's so much intricate work into building one of those like sprinkle on the lot of work into it. Yes people like run. And throw in the tri like like. It's amazing the only way that the security camera footage is going to work as if you like punch Fucking seymour or what's his name fucking. Rick moranis like you have to be that unlucky you gotta like you have to attack a famous person from the eighties of ashworth whereas at the at his age and where he's at in life. Rick moranis never thought he would be randomly sucker. Punched young person on the street just randomly beat. That's never going to happen to me. That maybe always knew the guy recognize them and had like it's pretty about that for a half hour not only did he The best policy prior recognized after two blocks away goes point. See more suddenly st more. How many guys are there of the of the odds of hitting like all the people that look like. Rick moranis walking around that area. Yeah odds are rick. Moranis or woody allen. Yeah it's it's a very popular. Look about woody allen. By the way i think he thought all of his judgment for weird situation was over but a documentary will get somebody re cancelled all over again. There is a new dot coming out. I think it's a four part. Bring the trailer. I think it's a four part Docu series on hbo. I think it's is there anything other than the one a child he married. No it's just the no but it's but it's telling you like it's it's it's called alan versus pharaoh. So she's all over it and she's gonna tell like the happy he's not he's at all. Do you read the fucking the adopted brother who's a social worker. Know they'll got stupid fucking jazz names and shit. so moses. their he's asian guy was adopted and he's got like us either cerebral palsy. Something fucked up and you soc worker. He wrote a whole thing about it. And for where he tells it She treated her two kids like night. Kindly abused the shit out of the rest of them and basically sunai kinda was like. I'm get this bitch back by taking her fucking man lake. She made a. She made out to be like she's retarded. I think that's literally what said about her. So if they don't have the other kids. The asian adopted kids. And they just have the the fucking frank sinatra junior. Those unthinkable whites. They then i am not jerking. No if they bullshit. Like the michael jackson one is is so like michael jackson. The dudes are talking like they're mad at ex boyfriend i can. They went adult women talking about. They're just mad because you broke but these are were boys get. Their biggest hurt was always that they'd find out the other guy like their faces in the room. When it's like well he used to each other. It's like he used to like not. Just make me suck this dick but he would also actually suck my dick and the yeah he suck my dick to these dumb or he would always be like a thing where they'd be like he'd spread my butthole and he'd make me cough and like all this weird shit and then he just has some new boy the next week. Yeah that was always the thing. I showed off. The they sounded like like john tucker must die of. He did that to you anyway. This one it's like just like the. My guess is going to be the purely like the mia. Narrative is districts forty years old. Now still with him. Yes play the trailer. Play the trailer for it. I wanna say this is the story of two of the biggest stars in the world. The father is woody allen writer. Director actor is mia farrow. Already called the father of three children. My family was really close. It was an amazing childhood. No matter what you think you know. It's just the tip of the iceberg. He was such a cultural figure. Buddy allen mia farrow. That's the ideal power couple. Oh my god. They're not a power. he's good he would he allen. Couldn't believe that what he deemed to be a young cute asian girl wanted to fuck him he could. How old was she. When tabby was getting all kinds of good tale. How old was into young. He was hipster pussy. Back at the in the sixties when it was like look. What do you think that look. Who's never comes back. They'll look like fucking woody allen. It's like college graduate pussy like you. So so that what he was like the forefront of that you know so busy back when leather elbow pads could really get you some pus. Does anybody know the answer to that question. He was at fred armisen. How old was the little or help. The asian chick when she came into his life Let's not get into details. A young she was young when she gave him knows what that was her playing the piano. A little kid that he saw him in the mid one act of pedophilia and he made an honest child out of her. So pedophilia that he didn't do it. Wasn't she underage. No though the daughter though natural daughter says that he like finger in an attic while she played with a train will they never had a train set or and fucking attic. The asian brother the one. I think it's the one with the glasses. So if they don't show that side of it than bullshit because they just get get mad at him for fucking one kid then we don't have dice clay's dramatic turn and blue jasmine. So think about that. What are you prepared to give up. I don't know any of the details here though. So how old was she when she came into his life. And how old was she or his daughters zero. You'll daughter was I don't know whole argument. is that He was her dad and his claim was that he was never never heard that. Yeah yeah it was a hurry attorney tests. you'll see. It was her and her right so like these adopted kids. Don't have a single good. Goddamn thing to say about me a farrell really. Can't stand by the way when just happens in the room slim when this happens the same situation. I know 'cause i watch if this happens It a family. that's not wealthy and famous. They ended up on the show. Hoarders truth it's like because these people also kind of like it almost like woody Can almost like normalize. What he's done in mia farrow goes around way with her big batch of money. But like honestly if it's not the on hoarders all the time it's like the daughter. Who's there for her sad hoarding mother. The mom's always like i don't like the bitch because she stole my boyfriend's fifteen years ago and it's it's pretty pretty regular. Yeah every little thing now then. She was ten years old. When she met woody allen which is pretty fox up. That's pretty weird. I've got gotta say. How many people like the seventies and sixties when adopting an asian child. I bet you a much. Larger percentage of them were planning on growing them into sex slaves or larger percentage. Like then what who adopted and then now than now you think. we're making progress on this societal. I'm just saying probably wait. Let me think here. That's a good question. I don't know back then. Shit was like the teenager was like standard shit. I remember all like the kelly bundy years of alike when i was young. Everything about teenage drove fucking a guy who go to jail. My high school in the ninety s isn't even back then when it was like that was all the sexual revolution shit and it was all fucking like being a rock star shit and you know. That's what like hippy. You runaways a teenager and join charles. Manson shit like that. And that's really left like blood into you. Know the other part of it is a few super-conservative you'd be getting married at that age at six rain seven. Everyone but even that like they can't really write these guys over the coals. I guess now but They had like some like super groupie girl. Oh it was connie sweet sweet. Connie from the american band song She was like well known groupie. That's why she's in the song and she she tells very freely shows. Yeah was fifteen. And like i got i got i got gang. Banged by like the allman brothers. I mean she was laying it all out there saying how young she was. But she doesn't hold any kind of like grudge. Forget but these guys did it. I don't know they to some degree somebody had to know at some point and they just didn't give a shit and there's no real like it must have been that normal for a for a ban the be like. Yeah let's all not one person like she's fifteen two. It's a new thing now. I think. I think it like all these people that can't could move out of their parents house because they can't afford to pay like school loans and shit later. Your childhood lasts way longer. Just looked like teenagers. Moore's story you hear from back as people lying so they could join the army at like fifteen. Sixteen that story a lot. Like that's just what you know wasn't like as much shit to do inside your house. Even not even. Just the army like my father-in-law like he started. He became a trucker like fourteen and got a fake. Id so he could do that. Like people were just fucking lie about their age just to get jobs just like go. Fuck and be adults. It's interesting you guys will see as your kids get older now but you have to isabella's like eighteen and like Not that she can't like move with friends or have me agree. But i'm just saying the idea of her like going to a job. Earning money and paying sitting down paying bills seems like not impossible to me. I the capacity to do it like why should he. She's got chump father. Who will pay for all this shit. She got chump as father. Wait you know what i'm saying. I view her still was like so young. As i'm sure she could do these things but to me. I'm like no way isabella like paying bills on. It seems so weird away later age. Now like you know when you. When when i was a kid i feel like eighteen. Nineteen years old people would move out of the house now. It's probably an average of twenty five college. Yeah but nobody was forcing at home. I was fucking my fifteen year. Old girlfriend. When i was seventy talking last week. But i'm saying Cheryl you remember cheryl. Kurt and i know it's not that it's not illegal. I'm just saying it again. Like a big thinking of a fifteen year old. Now that i have an eighteen year old like weren't kid a girl's twenty. You're like i so. I mean whatever with that shit like consider. My eyebrow raised their twenty year. Fucking like it's a question of if there's a crime committed it on video. I can't tell because there's two very different stories being told i don't either way he meets her when she's ten years old. That's pretty that's an honorable woman out of her. Not he did yes he together for like that. Listen it's fucking. It's hard to get past how we insanely weird it. But here's the here's the thing. Have the fact that who marries goddamn business. No i understand what you're saying. You're right it would be hard to get past if i concern myself with the business of fucking the pharaoh but i don't listen i get what you're saying but we're doing a ten minute segment on on our podcast so was always and i'm glad i did. I think it's almost just the idea that like if he did commit no crime technically by committed a crime. It's like there's not much to say about other than you say it's creepy. It's fucking creepy. That like you know what that's about. The attitude of like any of these documentaries committed a crime. It like the amount of fucking creeps first of all stars. Now it's funny like the you know it's very hard to hide. How would create new. Like armie hammer wants to eat a check. We're talking about on the show. Yeah right like we're back. Then they were fuck in the fell dog. Talk about what happened in growing up. Did you watch the britney spears fucking hulu. Yeah i did know not yet out. It's worth watching because the paparazzi hurts fucking aim was it was. I actually thought it was worth watching. Yeah now here's the thing. I found really because it's new york times so their whole angle goes over the misogyny. That's why the fell dog told you what happened him. It's not look like the reason it was cool to be shitty to her was because she publicly supported. George w bush. She probably didn't know jack shit about bush. She's as babbling fucking person. Who really really she. So that's when it became cool. Be extremely mean to her. That's when sarah silverman made that joke and mtv right and fucking achieved everything she's ever going to. That's when the so. That's why the pylon happened to her. Was purely that like so. The the person who came up with this is too young to remember that. So like why would they treated a woman this way. Yeah but when you see always do when you see that documentary. Louis what's crazy. I think you have a thought on. This too is at like when she was seventeen. Eighteen years. Old like press conferences people going brittany. Are you a virgin like. Did you cheat on justin timberlake. And that's why he went to him. I n sawyers asking questions. I got so our. She's like she goes. Why did you wear this show shirts. Where like the stomach shows. Boobs are dressing like a virgin. You're not a virgin are you. Who are they like that. It was it was. It was interesting to me to be like. Oh yeah you would never see people talking to some check. Her age that way now legos interesting but their whole narrative about throwing just under the bus was pretty shitty. Because they're like also kid who's himba land fake greta. Gerwig are you a virgin. Fucking that girl right. I'm actually ask greta gerwig greg. What's your favorite thong greenwich in. Mind if we place a robin's egg in your vagina to test your virginity china. What was the name. Gretawire berg somber. Yeah that's hilarious it grip on grasshopper origin. Gutter are you saving your vagina for marriage. But you're giving up your asshole. Now south park now sa- members the south park of bernice nailed it perfectly because all that verge shifts like a human sacrifice maybe like the sacrifice britain corn harvest and like to call coming in. What's really funny is like the i really. I have such a different view. Maybe when i was younger when you take the sean penn or kanye west like attack the paparazzi like idiots. What do you do if you can see where it gets. You the these guys to be able to be that scumbag job you have to believe your own bullshit and those 'paparazzi guys were going around like we just saw. They say we just saw britney spears. Try to see her children and get denied. She's got shaved head. She's riding around her friends. Hoop dee cards. Not even like a like a bentley either rolling around and they they pull into a gas station and they surround surrounded and the pop they bother and that's when she got out and started hitting the thing with the With the umbrella started in the car. That guy makes himself such victim and he's like look. We just saw her. Go through this thing trying to see your kid. And she didn't and you know we have a good relationship with her. We said i was going to be like britney. Get your thoughts on what's going on. And then and then just leave it alone and it's like and then she just like buying a nowhere like that's crazy. Describe what you're doing like that but they're like form like if you worked on a farm slaughtering animals and you're pretty blase about that kinda shit. That's like cattle to them. But that's the entire media the way they try to make it like look at these bad fucking. That's what the media does. The entire media is based on that just that year. It was cool to do it to fuck in if you dress like a slut. That was the acceptable. David did they even have 'paparazzi don't even exist anymore because everyone's cellphones phones and now it's like it's not even a real job. There's no newspapers that by pictures. There's no more no no you're wrong you're wrong about that. There's so many outlets now that they can get dumb bullshit money. If you just take a picture of quentin tarantino walking out with an undisclosed woman a restaurant so yeah. Now they do. And they hound the mic. That's that lane. It was always also it. Wasn't it like you know when they'll say they'll be like i mean she's practically in her underwear but then you see the britney spears things near like that really is nothing compared to like today like. It's just not like you know what i'd be diverse. She was also a child though she was so fucking young she she was he also has the mind of a child. I mean she has like oh if you just change the tone of what we're saying we can make it clear. It's she was so young. Why was he on them. She was a fucking child. Is you know it's funny. I i noticed watching this documentary. You feel this way to kurt. Britney spears like notoriety and fame like completely is the time line of like my comedy career eggs. I remember when i first saw dot com a lot of people. The jokes like disney. Trying to trick me in a fucking a seventeen year old. We're trying to make fun of seven. That was always joking about your careers. Where parallel outliers britney and. Where's jay right now out. Now we're we're we're in life. I'm saying that. But when she first started. Or i. I sorta comedy. A lot of people had jokes about like. You're making a seventeen year old sexy late in ninety nine. There was when i remember what year it was but there was a countdown clock for the olsen twins further eighteenth birthday. I remember a website. It was like the ultimate the ultimate that with my countdown clock for me also baby. Do you openly lever dude. I'm just body of just the body year old of what they put her out there like that. Dude i don't know why christina mcgeough. Why instagram wedding her on pictures. It's insane. We're all going to have to start doing that too. That's the new gig economy you're going to have to start doing only fans and she's already that girls are that girl's gonna be in doing something horrible something if she. She's not even legal. Age already carved or face up and surgeries. And who's not going to do anything. She-she's need to be naked. She's already fucking bazillionaire. She's got a rap career. She's got fucking like her. Yeah yeah she borderline successful. I don't always borderline says well. She's extremely successful. If you looking for net worth i bet you she's worth a lot of fucking money jay. She's a dope mc she her music is anything else that's out right. I don't mind her music. I do not mind her music at all. They're all catchy. But it's just being written for you know you don't know that. Don't ruin this for me to believe she fucking creates our own. Rhymes danielle foley. It's b. h. a. d. b. h. Api named my car that we have to name your car for the app. What is bad. He's worth fifteen year. Old rapper signs. Nine beauty partnership. She's now jays been lusting after since she was about fourteen off for most of my time with her was feeling kind of bad for most early time with her. Don't have to write the new new republic article five. Just if she said anybody out. There knows her toyota answer. My letters turns eighteen on march. Twenty six. that's my sister's birthday. That's right. I remember last year. We celebrated her seventeenth birthday on the podcast really. Yeah because i was going to be in florida on her birthday. And you're not the legal age down there got much twenty six. She turns eighteen people post. Yeah it's great but yeah when her. Which doctor on the dr phil thing. I felt bad for our thought. Her parents were shitheads and they started that farm and when they sent away to some like you know like behavioral farm with courses and shit like you saw what a kid she was like. She hugged the lady from the horse. Far you know what i mean. She was like a kit and then horse these but then the but then the popularity went up from the catch me outside shit and she started putting out like a big social media thing got really big and then she just leaned right into that like gangster fist fighting in the streets against like like on the dr phil show paint a picture like this girl has got a chance to a good per but then the the fucking hood attitude the hood attitude yet got her was out. It was like a fourteen million dollar deal with like a atlantic records or something. They saw crazy then. She goes over my revenge. Mom that she felt he filmed herself going. There were garbage mom and she walks up to her. She's like sixteen. She goes here. Bitch throws an envelope batter and her mom opens it up and she goes. Is this what you bought the house. You paid off the house and she just like looking at the camera. What bitch so fucking great. You find that video for sure. So in other words she had just gone to like a regular psychiatrist she might have just turned out okay and been normal but instead she went to the tv doctor and now she's a billionaire. Bill pretty good story better. Deductive saved her fucking life. She was just still been garbage trash. Her mom was still her mom. It wasn't like she was truly the problem. The mamas videos them fist fighting her and her mom like remember that like fighting each other in a hallway reeling. At you know i said now i wanna watch that council that up you want to slide those guys in demaim flights painter mom's more that's like another level of garbage like when chicks fight their moms yet is that happens. You talked to all the time. So that'd be my mom's ass at one time don't usually it's usually based off of. I'm surprised many stories. I hear from adults now where their relationship with their mom is weird. They go because my mom tried to compete with me. Yeah that's a lot lot surprise. How many stories. I hear of that. We have videos new the mortgage one i e. I mean that. That's almost like a female. These are like traits of female agent of skanks fans they with their moms. This is the mortgage one. Merry christmas be making faces j. She's a child. Yeah what am i saying opposite of that bitch smack in the face young then but then bring up right behind that them fighting in the hallway. Was that at the same time like fighting. Hallway was before her mom's just loving that her daughter as money. She doesn't give a shit. Her dr phil to complain about her behavior and now fosters completely. Why wouldn't she girl getting beaten up by her mother barbara wally. And it's a settling the video which looks like it was shot by one of my girl getting the cash me outside girl getting her. She said she's and she was swinging on the mom as well. I don't know like this is sort of a fair fight hotter inside here right now because inside my kryptonite. If i win you gotta by my house loser. Loser buys the house. She'll loser by house match white so to see you in san antonio texas for a loser has to buy the winner. A house mad. She later said they were play fighting. That didn't look like play fighting. They my mom and my sister using fights the time. Oh yeah and my mom so my mom would like my mom would like box up. She would like straight up like like closed fist punches. Us and my sister. Do you think. I got my technique. My sister would get bloody noses really easily so my mom would have won the one person does he made a fucking glass glass glass meals. Read this really weird quality as a seven year old wherever adult punched in the nose. Bleed burst like a tomato. I mean tomato again. She's i don't like leaders. Lewis's sister was a tuneup fight for his mom. When she was coming off a losing streak did i would. There's a bum She would fucking bleed variously. Because i would give her a little fucking tap on the nelson love tap and then she says gushing blood everywhere. Your sister was just constantly punched in the nose by her whole family. I mean the end of it. She get a bloody nose on a cold day. Her nose is very sensitive. You guys have punched her septum empty hoses. I remember one time. She punched my sis. My mom had just bought like Like raigmore inflict even remind. Flanagan wasn't nice. Shitty departments furniture was like the lowest convertibles. Yeah but it was like the lowest set you could buy. It was like name warren flanagan. We are middle-class on what you buy we buy like a living room sat in like two bedrooms sat and like you get everything for like one price so it was it was it was in the showroom already like shrink wrapped in plastic with a sign handwritten on it for the price. No no but it was like the shittiest furniture it was always was. My mom was bought the shittiest thing you can get like. She ended up buying a new car. But it was the dodge neon it was a lowest end. It was the lowest new car you could possibly buy. You cannot buy a cheaper car that dodge neon that was like my mom's mo so neon. Yeah my mom punch my sister in the nose and my sister she just fucking grab. There was blood just pouring out of her face and she took it and let it pull up in her hand and she just wiped across the furniture. Look an aids monkey estimate. Do you think i should have. She looked at the blood. And look back. Your mom and went did you know. Did you know that. Dude brody raigmore. He was his dad. Owns ray moore. I can't really real deck. Not brody raigmore. Flanagan are like no big deal. Those are funny like those are the kids. They become celebrities like china. You're making those names up. And i'm saying they because they tommy hilfiger did everything he did to build this brand and make it a thing. That's you know nationwide worldwide and making us my son off that gets like he gets face tattoos in wraps terribly and it's like he has a chance that's a chance because his dad made clothes makes no sense right well. He made health vigor. I mean that was a then. I'm saying his dad gets rich. A rich kid. Those are always the problem exactly Raigmore flanagan arthur. The problem chad flanigan's is the problem. Well i mean who raises these kids. What do you hope woody. Allen and i brought it back hell. Yeah hell you guys take a quick second and talk about one of our amazing longtime sponsors here legion of skanks and that is sheath underwear lewis. You are everything. 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I have a news article about but no video. Oh really yeah. dan payoff. Was the video phones video while. Keep trying to find out if you can look at something to show to. Although i will say this we should watch more that Mia farrow woody allen. Oh yeah we yeah. Let's see a little more. Yeah let's say a little more aware. That goes thing she could possibly want. I was over the moon happy. That's the great regret of my life was over the mean for his happy. Reportedly as immediate daughter dylan explaining how allen molested her thinking. Oh yeah forgot about that. I forgot they said he also molested the other kids. Twenty-one there was a stack of polaroid pictures all of them were of ion child. I remember struggling to words. Another side to the story was accused of seeking revenge for alex. Fail all right. I'll be upset me. Except that all i mean does it seem like it though like. Oh yeah she's fucking she's pissed off because she ain't getting that dick no more boutiques to work. It doesn't seem more believable that she would be trying to seek. Revenge eighty also not says that he says it's also not it's also not fat not unfathomable that he would molest if you married one of the children eventually like that. He did some other. I hear your logic. I just wanna put a pen in that for a second and let's focus on the bitches angry crazy. yeah oh what happened. What time of the month is it. We'll she's pretty slow in town because she's always a bitch when that happens. I always think essa bayer is her. The truth probably lies somewhere in the middle. He probably molested those kids. Probably using book. yes you trying to get revenge. Absolutely was sure and she wants revenge for that. She's telling. I mean maybe he drove her a little bit crazy but she's crazy nonetheless right. Yeah okay. I ask you look at that little girl's pussy and then look at me pharaohs policy. Which one would you row for. Which i believe the brother of color the rest of the families white so well. I'm supposed to not believe a disabled asian of color. They say old enough to bleed easy. I would it's crazy if there's on the field play ball. I i have a motto. It's it's a it's it's mexican force myself sexually. A blind person can see they had facility see. I like to get a smart one. Let's see told me of an unfit matt by the way didn't look like the timing when the girls wear t touch you to the little girl. There's always she's getting ready to do like this thing like Where do you on the inside of my mouth where he touch you in really my soul. By the time we were finished you brought charges against me as an unfit mother. And i'm gonna make them stick. This is a case on the state of connecticut had confronted. He can't believe this is the hilarious. Unlike anything the state of connecticut has ever seen since. Vince mcmahon fuck the nanny. We had such a big story coming out of that rocked for the first time. As an adult. I read the court documents. My reaction was well. holy shit. i'm coming everywhere. Holy shit as one hot story. Wow fucking scumbag that did did you read the thing he did with like matt lauer like pharaoh. Yes he's a he's a fucked up dude he he made it. He arranged it so it looked like matt lauer had like all these sexual harassment complaints which he didn't would happen was one of the interns that he had a consensual had complained about sexual harassment. Somewhere else but they he he wrote it like history of sexual harassment. All looks like ronan farrow. The button thing was all bullshit if he passes right so they. It was like a thing for in case of mass shootings. Or something like that where you had a button that could like close and lock your door or something and they made it sound and they just said that matt lauer had this put in his desk and made it sound like it was his own personal little rape dungeon thing but it was in every like every high things in that lower. Were like nonconsensual I'll tell you what he's doing. Damage his most damning thing is the video of him he's talking to katie couric thing. And he's like. Hey why don't you wear that a purple dress again. The mar- really hugs your curves. Now you're really is pretty crass what it what harassment i mean. What is your definition on the show. Eight there on the air and he say to her on the air it was like it was like a hot mike. Mike over caught dress. Wow but it wasn't like you know what their relationship is. They might what their relationship is. If i said that to christine like in a joking way like on a hot mic you'd like holy shit. That's louis saying really important is what it doesn't sound jokey a sick and she like just a helpful tip. She doesn't lathrop. She looks like awkwardly like just dealing with it. She needs growth. That's what i say this video. That for sure I love to see that. You wrote because ronan farrow supposed to be well woody allen son right but like But they always say he looks exactly like frank sinatra like. He doesn't look anything like woody allen in any way and they always more like frank sinatra negra story. He told john resources and tell us about the the basically. It's like an old rumor of hollywood of mia. Farrow was dating frank sinatra. Her mom stopped talking to her. Mom came remember name was. She played jane in tarzan like the thirties. Oh tarzan pharaoh her mom jay. No i guess. Jane furrow and basically go sex parties and frank sinatra's twice as old as mia farrow And ironically did the same thing as soon. You did with her mom when she was seventeen. Really yeah uh-huh and fucking anyway. The rumors that frank sinatra used to bang mia farrow's mom and they thought that frank sinatra was her. That's why mom's like you can't. You can't marry frank that's your dad like and she wouldn't talk to after me did it anyway really. So he's his own that's why so much he's his fucking dad pa. Yeah wow almost bramley is awesome kirk. Can you say the story gamble with a little bit slower and can we get some sexy saxophone music on. And then that's what mia walked in realized he was digging down the wrong farrell immediate. That was her thing when she was seventeen. She was like her mom's husband or some shit like that. Like ronan. farrow. Almost looks like inbreeding. In some way he's got a caveman head Fucking incest porn has become such. A big category has become kind. That i've ever i don't get it not like the step woody stepsister of all the things that make sense what. I'm what i don't. I don't really sink into the the not the story but even the setup of things where it's like. This is my stepbrother. It's like if jesus pj sampling settlings or too hot for him. He doesn't have the confidence they would have me. And i'll tell you a lot of that comes from the bible didn't grow up any kind of religion right now so people grow up with that shit. Get like weird because the especially if it's like strict and your only your only bible stories and they have the bible's filled with hot hot incest believable and shit. Were you like as a kid like a bunch of people here. I think people get like in the back of their head like you know besides all the stuff. There's like this weird like father where like catholics. Who's always like italian guys of this weird thing with their mom where she's like the virgin mary to them and they're a little baby. Jesus cycle like there's a thing that people get and i think if you didn't grow up with it and didn't get molested. Yeah but you know. It's like the precious store. The the movie pressure of the book precious where The story of that is apparently not that rare right in the hood. Does this gives monique elite. Anything you'll see jerked off to Right stepfather stepdaughter. Think's can say your stepfather off to my stepfather or a couple of times. I can definitely be and i. It's weird because i can't get into the fantasy you know it's not like i have a stepdaughter with like saying i'm just thinking off to the people fucking because the girls hot or whatever you know what i mean like i never like the the story line of like the or that the fake relationship of the bino all this time so many titles are like stepmother seduces steps brands there. I recently i jerk. Because i i really gave up porn recently for the most part because oculus porn has fucked up regular porn meet. It's its regular point sucks now and there's not enough variety innocuous porn. I really took that for a second in a completely different way. Lewis said i've given up porn and i was like. Oh all right louis near you go born living in no but the problem is there's not enough variety in three d points and now i'm sort of stuck whereas he's three d. porn. You really oculus. Point is the fucking description. There's only one other person doing that. And that's willie robocop when all the guys. That ran the tour disgusted by him. Did he had a virtual porno say. Really hold him. Willie robo yeah awesome ontario. Now it's way better and so now i've become desensitized but i will say i watched point the other day and i drift off to twins. Now i'll tell you why. I did veto schwarzenegger small. I'd like to hear why you think it was great. Because i i think i agree with you. So wish foundation. Tell tell you tell me why you think i'm going to think it's great because you would never expect those guys to be twins dixie identical on you really that into the property brothers. Why jay because like there's some l. gathers is the element of like it being fucked up like if there were they super into it or or they were super into it acting like they were into it. Yes i'm saying but there's some fucked story by the same. It's it's almost lewis for the same reasons you jerk off two girls to have left and resent porn now talking while you're watching their porn clips. It's sort of the same thing. Sorry kurt just see. If you don't understand. Jay said that like it was you implied. That's why you jerk. No we're talking specifically about louis. That's why he does that in. I love it. I get his idea to the audio of a former porn stars who regret doing porn while radio. It'll be a radio interview or it'll be on a podcast about all the horrors of porn and how it's affected their lives negatively if you could find that clip to jerk off do that. They're talking about. You're always like oh. Wow so we one time and you know they held me down was really against my will and i was crying. You using that seems available on dog fart for that one. That is not. I don't think it's around anymore. And i swear i saw with you but we were like it's called like bang boat and they would like throw them off the boat remember. I don't there's such a. There's such a placations like the tally of that. Like you. Fucking the iraq upset but the other bang bus the bank. It's the same thing. They always have that thing at the end like semester. We said we'd give you a ride and twenty bucks. You get a car for second fucking stupid bitch. You're lost wireless. it's all it's all acting so it's like why would you at the end. Also have to be like you stupid whore who's jerking off to that part like that's like the fucking money shot for someone. Listen these twins will be acting in a scene right and they'll be like. Oh yeah we're we're we're you know we're we're sisters and we're blowing our our stepdad right. And i know it's not really their step dead but they are really twin. he's like they can't fake it. Like yeah and it's gotta be odd to talk with your hard hold on. If you had a twin lewis not to win a clone of you this as a scientific lewis at him louis louis loan he would definite they would definitely be doing clue gus because guess what a twin is. Just a cologne. That of fucking off. Naturally it is a twin a god clone. So would i double team. Check with my cologne. I've double team to check with big jay. So what are they double team. That's not more than that more as we know it is a clone is a different thing than a twin and that way. Because i'm saying those girls were raised together as the saying so. Yeah net yes. I just met cloned j. tomorrow. And he was like. I got this hot chick. You pay someone. You grew up with to some guy who. I just met yesterday who i happen to share. Interest looks with and have very competitive one on one basketball game. Let you you know. Also 'perfect blood donor or you know what they're more when we finish each other sends the most incest stories. That aren't like you know some tragedy. Like i mean it's all gross but that aren't like some kind of molestation thing with the kid is parents and their kids that they've never met and or simply likes somebody like you've never met and then they get like when they reunite they get they get like Attraction to each other. That's one of the more never heard of that. That's the big the big tangled movie old. Boy that's the whole big. Joe grow up together and they're like family they're brother and sister and then they ended up having this weird like i don't know like a magnetic attraction to each other with each other and talk about the growing up together. Part is supposed to kind of like you know make you not fuck each other like that's hopefully the growing up with your hope. Yeah yeah but if i had a clone i would do everything with that clone first of all. I would fuck in certain podcast network within the problem. The world on that extreme love on that extreme love show. they had a cousins. There's probably a clip of this. They had cousins That want to be together first cousins and they actively go out and they wanna get married and the actively worked like parks and approach people very evenly jehovah's witnesses style Running around to fucking give literature. Like why shouldn't i Cousins allowed allowed. Why they're stopping our happiness and like the girls cute guys like a really good really a very good looking couple and it's just a good Ambassador for cousin. Marriage i guess. Oh but what's funny as their other cousin who hates. This is just always find the person who has not only that. But it's always it's a it's an open space like blonde lady. You know probably has her cigarettes in one of those coin purses typical You know she just sitting and she's like Yeah we're cousins looks like hold on. It's christine christine wishes. Her boyfriend looks like that. All right now hold on ener. Fantasy doesn't of america and in england and all the only country it looks just like christine an maybe now it doesn't it in most countries that was legal to do. It was fairly recent that in fact when darwin before evolution came up with he would read plants and he saw that the plants that he inbred where like less healthy and he noticed that his nine kids were all fucked up because he was married to a cousin. And he's like oh my god. I think that's what causes. And then he went and took his findings to the whatever the fuck the academy. Whatever they had in england and they were like well. This is good but we can't. We can't make this illegal because it would invalidate. Most of the marriages of england most people would remarry to their cousin. That's why they still do that. In parts of lake middle east and shit british people look that way they're they're all leadership big the aristocracy were practising and it's like a high class shit. Yeah it's like the highest and lowest class shit except one. Have you ever considered jewish neighborhoods. There are some thumb headed. mother fuckers. I like the women. Look like scully from x. files. I paul scully. From a plane plainly knee length skirt. Lane lady kneeling. I can have their kind of attractive. I think skelly and then you're right. They're all different version. A different version of scully. Scully's like the hottest of them like she's the best they could ever hope to fuck. It's by the way when it was really freaky about the hasidic. Jews is able to scully and the reason scully is because they're also all wearing wigs. They're trying. They're all wearing wigs because he shaved my scully chicago chicago. I've never seen more people with giant faces. Those big big big. That's a big face township for sure. Yeah if you're gonna make it in that town the most other than a few people. I like that are from chicago. The most like loud mouth. No nothing people i've ever encountered for chicago. You'll lose always why always fucking chicago and that's why it's called the windy city. It's not wendy there. Because they're blowhards. I swear to god. That's i always thought it was like a windies. Liza trigger drew. Michael well swell famous blowhard blowhard on fucking msnbc or something or cnn talking about current fucking events. Liza really the are you kidding. Me did she say anything. About toxic white male somebody was lovingly and not and and like looking and i think the two guys sitting next to her. I'm not wrong. One of them was the guy that got caught masturbating on zoom later. I think one of them was to could be wrong. But he find lease on cnn. I just re not nbc. Msnbc by her thing was like bernie. Sanders has a sexism. Problem like that was her take on it. Hot take notes. Not i want it to be that jerk off guy but it's you just. You just made that reality. Who else needs to fall back. Bernie sanders fall-back. Your year was twenty sixteen and it really wasn't please get away from us. It's like fat but But she gets the It was seen and that was your year and even that wasn't year go a so why she doesn't but by the way before this mission vote in the election for the record when she yelled at you both thing. She didn't vote before that i had around race was because he was fine like von. I thought we were talking about alex. She's doing this to indicate she was bored. And we're like alright lis. What do you wanna talk about. You want to talk about like fucking desperate. How the real housewives that's interest so now she's on she doesn't know anything about anything which is no like now. Run a fucking natural anything about anything. But i wouldn't go on. Msnbc they'd be glad to have you if you were going to pair it nonsense that they wanna have sure did go on like when patrice would go on those new shows and shit you taught you talk about what you know about well. How subjects were about like problems in comedy. Yeah i would go on something for that. But i definitely wouldn't go current affairs to uninformed kick. You can doesn't let that stop her. That's we could all the moment. Those are my favorites but losing. It's not going to happen. I'm he also. I think you're shoveled. You're unlikable your pushy. And i don't think you should be leading anybody if you couldn't control your campaign and what your employees were doing and harassing and Paying women unfairly and your campaign. I don't know why you would leave the country or thank you cam. And we saw with the flipping of the house voting. Everyone's really excited for young voice using she looks like she's drone. It's a little bit the pot calling the kettle black with the Pushy shoveled common jail is just why especially women of color and we need to get before or you hold on. Why is she not called on this to just be like this. You could call it goes. Yeah we throw topics. Don't really have to know about them. We just waiting to be funny. It's like they're bringing her on to not be funny. Seems to like give information and like opinion opinion up like a voice that matters trying to be funny when she was saying he was disheveled and push that was her. Try that area of expertise to try to go. Take living of color need to do this. That's like your dry. Then without ownership tweets came out. She's fucking saying all the fucking things that she would be like condemning. Somebody for it was great. What's like tweets. You could be in trouble for the app. But that's the story. That's the story of like fucking hundred thousand different comments Comics like it was like when they got in. If you if you were in comedy like around the time we were or any of us but like from me and lewis started like a chain like the thing to do at. I was to be as edgy and fucked up as you could be while being funny like that was the thing. And then the thing became whatever leases doing now and so a lot of people just kept going with what the thing was but if you found them doing what the thing to do was five years earlier. The exact opposite does anything with schumer. Schumer was doing all racist jokes. All leaders jokes classes jokes and then it became. You know not popular to do that anymore. And that's what she made her bones on. That's why everyone respected humor at first when she writes like a dude. I haven't seen Do comedy in a long time but like She was like a good comic. Like i be like she. She was like what she went on that boat when she did Gimme a bunch of shit for not knowing. Exactly what the asking questions about the women's march and she snaps on me. It was insane But like only in him well as she did very well on cruise ship. All these people especially msnbc mistakes smart and funny as the same thing. Yeah which they're not talking. And i don't know that she could switch to all the time like switch places all the time on on. I blended daily daily shows still to this day. The daily show all the news channels were like we should be funny like the daily show and nobody's doing their fucking job you know. Yeah but you on a cell in the last episode of of skanks where it's like no one these articles had ever written from like i really immersed myself and here's the good and the bad and the ugly you know like they always just like. Yeah everyone's a piece of shit and everyone's racist by those guys now. Now every comedy club the science targeted the stand east ville stand up new york new york comedy club and the comedy cellar like a girl. He wants to have sex with to heal faster and pester all comedy. Clubs or nazi. Comedy clubs. Now these early water to say or ninety nine percent of comics are fucking lefties. His smashing we now have stunned up new york. My eyes are open. Seth went deep undercover on a forum to find terrible post by a guy who may or may not be. Chris italia bombshell of comedy. This chris italian may be a huge douchebag. Yet sets checks that chris goes online talks like a of shit every time everytime. That's come up around someone around me. Talks about the article eight up. Somebody talk to me about the article and yeah they said the and like you know. They don't even say that. Like the late. Dave kim awards they just like fucking smudge his name for no reason and and all this shit and go and then saying that like chris is like that guy on social media and i was like that gets annoying is like what am i you connected to see like i always liked those Cringe comedy their thing. Like they're clo by love. Sure i never liked the name. Cringe comedy or the concept of cringe comedy. I thought that was terrible. We all liked them but no combat like yeah cringe comedy. That's what we're trying to. I'm french comments. Make you laugh. So there's something offensive about being lumped in with something. A fan comes up with which is far for like that. That's what he's trying to do like lincoln to every element. It's unbelievable dude. I want everybody. Who fucking gavin gavin created vice fucking magazine tons of people every every just to say we've platform somebody gavin so me guesses. It'll platform him so did comedy central sorted fuck in msnbc vice every every publication did interviews with this guy every publication gave him a long form opportunities to his opinions so it it's just such a stretch to act. Comedians are this force. In harboring alt-right fucking ideology sex pat a respected for. I'm offended that he didn't link to your all right now. What happened kurt last show. I can't see so good. Is that woke kurt. Over his yoga. Studio i sure can. 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The reason is the whole world is one big corporate gig now of comedy like better corporate. Gigs you had to be nice and clean comic said now. That's all a corporate gig. I just can't play. I'm so blown away. By how many open mic on january like very few year comics are way. Throw their hat in the ring of all this seriousness. Instead of just being like you know who kills it sounds like known more for like. Yeah they they only go safe-space comedy and it's like no one's like. I'm glad it wasn't for us at that time. Because it's a dangerous thing to throw open mic comex. 'cause it's almost like you're you're handing them an excuse for why someone else might save space comedy if it was available to at no. I'm not saying that. But i'm just saying like you're you hand people in excuse instead of feeling shitty about themselves to be like that guy killing will. He's killing with problematic material or something like that like our he's like it's just like it's a. It's a poisonous thing to do to those guys. You hand them another route instead of getting good comics. Start out his bitches. And it's a bad thing to give them a feeling of. I mean it's true. That's why i always say all all comedians begin female comedians. That's like an embryo female the smallest female. And then you get an extra we all start you know male or female also has gossipy little insecure bitch. Comedians peter and bitter and jealous and then eventually you get the respect to being a male. You could be a woman but you get the respect of you've achieved. It's not like a you know and that's a five to ten year journey. Male comedian voice. Yeah yeah we're gonna mail play this play the video of the nine year old girl. Please following body camera footage she. She's nine the following body camera footage released by police in rochester. New york shows office responding to a family call on january twenty nine. If you're wondering what kind of place rochester is. Their big food is called a garbage plate. officers were told that a nine year old girl Who whose face has been blurred was suicidal. After running away from police officers in her mother caught up to her and the incident turn violent a nine-year-old suicidal girl. What's happening at nine year. Old suicide girl. She is hot. She is spider websites. It'd go southbound got custody much to you take not gonna take courses pause it now for a second. Let me say. I'm annoyed watching this as it is because i have no idea it was going to be fucking piece of shit. Mother abusing her kid in the fucking street. The fact that a little girl gets pepper. Spray at the end of this is fucking heartbreaking. A second body camera video shows a girl crying for her father and a few to go inside the police car and officer eventually pepper sprays or in the backseat. Like a fire. Hose he blows. I didn't know she was black. They do like spices. Yeah de spray on everything eggs. Which pepper spray on that. I got pepper turkey. I got pepper. She's rice. She's already fucking handcuffed. The who just sprayer at this point there. She's fucking handcuff holy shit. I think that that cop should be executed and all those cops that are standing by watching. Should be fucking. They should all be put up against the wall. That's crazy. there's a nine year old in handcuffs pepper spraying because they don't like her attitude that's crazy. He's in handcuffs anything. She's in the back of a car pepper spray that's wild. And that's like doesn't even like neutralize her in that situation it's just to hurt her like the benefit of pepper spraying. Here's the good news dude. She's four years away. From being able to get dr phil and turn this newest sick ass rap career. Look she's two years away from being pregnant but come on now. It's black bad baby. Ba ch l. a. c. k. b. h. a. v. i. e. mom is talking to where you're like. Yeah this is fucking like that is. That is awful this many cops. Just sit around there and there's not one who's like guys guys what the fuck rochester's like shit hole too. So i'm telling you that there's other shit going on i don't think you need six officers Yeah but i mean i. I think this is going to be a stretch but all the cops do pepper spray. They all have to get sprayed in the face so they have a video for court and they go we all do it like because people all the time are like you burn my i like they take care of private spot. You have to get sprayed in the face on camera. So i don't know why he couldn't hilarious like a cop jack s show. Oh it is. That's why they all said you ever seen the practices tasers each other. So i know how that feels way. They've had the there's women who just take it in stare you down while it's happening and there's guys who just fucking like fall on their ass immediately. It's amazing different. Why they couldn't just put her in the she's like nine. Does she like that. She was in the car. she's already in car. she's only a year older than james. That's and she suicidal. What if they got to put you in the car just to play be fair like what. How did you get her in like. She's starting to so we spray her the she would. Exactly there's like because because she was saying like She's yelling at them. You said you were going to pepper spray me. She's arguing that it's like you know she shouldn't be in handcuffs in the battery park. They couldn't get later leg in or something. Close the door. You doors closed. Now go back at the door was calling on al unser. Bobby look more information if you can give us some more. Fill in the details here because there's a story that goes with it and none of us and suicidal to. That's pretty like maybe more. I already advocated executing all of these cops. So let me find out if i gave it some real thought. She wouldn't put her feet in. Close that door that's lifespan feeder. So feet aren. They can hawk tire before pepper spray. Devil's advocate. She does have an extra bone in her foot. Which makes it harder to move. I think i think that it's like you of fucked because you've got to. What are you going to physically force her in. That's a whole ball. Can of worms like pepper spray. Not you handcuffed. How easy would it be for mover feed-in then you gotta put your hands on her to do it and like just honestly like better than pepper spraying or if i watched and officer put taking her legs and putting them in the car because she wouldn't do it then then it almost puts the the uh the the onus on her to violent and start kicking and thrashing. And then you don't really then you're still gonna pepper spray nine year old nine year old as a cop as a cop though. I think you're getting shit for either but like pride better to get the shit where like had to put her leg in the car. Also a weird thing to have cops like. Why would the cops well. They say she was suicidal. But that seems like some bullshit. The mom said to get the cops to take care. Rob him this is the only thing i imagine like you sound like i'm fed up. Just fucking spray. That's what it sounds like to me so at this point just peppers for yes so i don't know it seems like a good system they're gonna use in order to get Pepper spray budget next year. So if you don't use it won't give it to suicidal. They have to fuck in quota. One time i call the cops on I was living in hell's kitchen and directly across arrested. My roommate was their dog. Remember directly directly across the street. There was a garage and the used to do all of their work at like two three o'clock in the morning so was just just open. Garage doors And just you know whatever the tool that takes off the tires real fast. Is that thing just being echo blasted into my window. It was fucking crazy. Do you remember when we focus. Would you got arrested there. At like i i remember we. I'm sure we told this story on the podcast but it was so long ago but that you're you threatens your roommate with a knife. Which was the true story that you are. You just trying to beat the shit out of him or something. I threatened to beat the shit out of him. And i said i'd kill him. Because that's the way i think that's right. Okay and minute. But here's what i did though he called then i. We argue arguing over my cable box. Oh i took a fishing night. That i was a kid and i left it on top of my cable box to let him know that if he were to go in my room touch the cable box that i was going to kill him with that tall. So the cops say by the way we lean spokesman we go to. It's amazing retell these stories. It was another standing easing reformulating stories. That you tell every amazing any lawyer would tell you not to share this information but so we talk shit you be walkout life so they had two apartments that were like joined but they had different numbers so the cops were leaving and the cops come in as we're leaving and they go to louis in may and they go you guys live in apartment three c. Just for example but louis was in apartment three b but that was his roommates apartment. They were obviously talking about louis. Say go do you live in three c. Goes no officer. I do not. I live in three bay. And they're like okay. No problem go ahead. And we're walking. And i'm like louis. They're here to arrest you. let's leave let's just like come to my place. Whatever they're not gonna probably come back over and over you'll figure it out but like don't don't go back. He's like not i'm gonna go back and handle this and he ought to be fair. I wasn't wearing a shirt. I was walking sports shirtless and in the summer in the summer. Louis puerto rican maniac shirt off shredded in good shape so we go back there and the cops are like. Oh so you do live in three. And he's like oh officer. I was confused. I mean i thought you meant three six three so he goes up and they go well. He said that you threatened to stab him with your knife and loses like no. I didn't threaten the in and with my knife. I told him. Beat the shit out of it. Just telling the cops and the truth already. We left the knife on people's no it wasn't they say they come into the apartment with us and i remember just walking in the apartment at seeing the nice the cops just look at the knife on top of the cable box and i was like well. Lewis has gone to jail. And i there's no way god's gonna lose guess what. Though that night. I watched cable never got that box. I remember before it went south with my roommate though. I would just get so angry that they'd be working on cars at two o'clock in the morning so i would go. I like i go downstairs and yelled working at this time. It's against the law. I don't even know the laws. I'm just making up the fact that again. It's against the law for them to be using loud power tools at two o'clock in the morning fifty fifty short right. I know so then. I called nine one one on the garage at one point and then i was like it was a body shop body shop. Yeah son call. My one was like yeah. They're over those words nonstop. And then i said i was like if somebody doesn't come over here and shut them up. I'm going to go over there. Murder them with a hammer. And i said this to nine one one and the operator was like and i will merge with a hammer coming tomorrow. Location the moral of the story is year old girls cuffed in pepper sprayed dollars at work every and the was like listen to you. You can't you can't tell me. I have to send somebody over to arrest you right now. What up the phone. And i never heard that holy shit. I bet she's tell us that story and she goes i. I honestly didn't know he didn't fucking know that you could get arrested for free confessed to cry. We'll we'll have a squad car over there in fifteen minutes. If it's not there in fifteen minutes just go ahead. Murder that guy with the hammer. That is usually handle these. I apologize also if it's thirty under thirty minutes. It's free free confessor. Crime like minority report. Yeah i'm a. I'm a future criminal pre crime. You get one of those balls girls and tell you my address beijing's obamacare because my holding the hand or picking a hammer large power tools shelter shale up to find out report and play on. I think i hit the big guy. I gotta watch that squirreling little guy that comes around the back home. I got holy. Shit i before the last year. Let's do plugs real quick because we got a little bit of time left here fucking shit. Kurt obviously can't get right here. The guys digital network but everything else. Blood called against channel on youtube and instagram. Where we put up schedules you know at home is sliced alone for care. Suites dave part of the problem also here on gas digital network and my. My special libertas is up on my youtube channel. That's all lewis a couple of things number. One you want to support the show you can get the entire library. Every episode allegiance gangs all in one place ad free and uncensored gasol network dot com is the website. Use the promo code l. o. s. Get a fourteen day free trial and get access to everything. All the shows that we do for the problem. Your show can't get right Realized podcast believe you. Me gomez watch is seinfeld so many incredible shows here on gas. You'll network all in one place. Plus access to the races live chat and many other member benefits. Also this sunday. The twenty first of february. This is coming out on friday night right so this sunday coming up. 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I believe this is at friday. So tomorrow i'll be the dutch apple dinner theatre in lancaster. Pennsylvania josh. Meyers will be there with me on that. One then February twenty fifth twenty-seventh funny bone omaha. Nebraska orlando improv march fifth and six Salt lake city. I'm coming back to wise is march twelfth San antonio liberty ohio. St louis indianapolis all coming up in the next Two months or so. Get your tickets. Big j comedy dot com. Make sure that Links are up for all those and Listen sdr show right here on the guess digital network bonfire should be back any soon. Until then lewis has been. Let us do the orphan tapes over guests digital. Please check those out sport those and And everything guess digital and watch my specials. Do michael all. Shes dish two-month dishes. What is this this funniest online. The whole movie my dishes. There's this story saint louis to pay five million dollars settlement to black officer beaten during protest. He got beat by fellow. Officers know by fellow officers who mistake him for just a black person. This is the best story of twenty. Twenty sit is five seventeen. that was two thousand seventeen. thought it was during one of the cool protests for about seventeen. What is the story. let's say probably britney's conservatorship the city. The city of saint louis will pay five million to a black police officer. Who was assaulted in two thousand seventeen by white officers while working undercover during protests settlement agreed obtained by five on your side. I hate the names of those things. Five on your side. yeah. I love that. Yeah they really care about you. Yeah officer luther. Hall was working undercover during the protests that followed the acquittal of a police officer who had been charged with a twenty eleven murder of a black drug suspects black klansman you went under what the people Five officers have been. I picture them really blade. Blade officers have been federally indicted for their alleged roles in the beating and are not included In the city statement the city has forty five days to pay hall. According to the agreement it was signed by the mayor. The officers accused of beating him on the the civil claims. He filed covered the beating. Twenty two year old veteran police force was kicked in the face leaving him unable to eat. Well really He suffered calvin injury and a two centimeter laceration above one of his lips. He had surgery and tailbone. It was nearly impossible to not hit his lip though the fence of that like. Look when your copy sometimes kick people full in the face. Like i didn't even fucking listen your honor. We thought he was just a regular black man. Although i will say by the way they were just horrible. They went to a depth though with the with the thing. A two centimeter laceration above his lip is wait a minute. I mean that could happen from a. You know god knows what but Not you send me. That's a pretty big laceration tucson meters. That's like your whole of no centimeters it. would i would say pay him like. Yeah for sure you find out how out of control calm stories. When they accidentally beat up a cop pay shrub just. I'm just saying that he had to have surgery for herniated discs back in neck. And it's like he may have had that problem and just got that so the beating causes prostate to swell so we needed some financial aid from the the beating really caused my nose to grow. And i'd like to get that. I've always wanted that trim down. They're not paying him. We're paying the tax payers flipping rowdier brown. That's why i'm glad the cop saved money on not bringing very dangerous louis. J gomez and on those occasions afford it we can't afford to wait another angle so world citron. We're all over the place sometimes but we had the rest of that video. There's another video of the girl getting pepper sprayed that was like I was kind of going back to that. I want to know about after. I know just an article but i want to know about that story with the guy like with that was all about what the one that the aid workers scrub the video. Probably with the dow went away. We have the video. But i know i know but it was only described to me. They brought him to a ladyboy. Brought about by jeff mentally challenged people to a a lady boy show in thailand stripper to sit on ones knee. This super super into it and they later that they were dudes and because i think that these special needs people are being a little transphobic. That's why i wanted to get into this. Yeah i'm really sick of the way they behave like this. He can't even tell you why. I listen if if i didn't no okay because you always hear. How many people do you know of a story like a ton and it's nervously drinking like if i don't know that you trans and i wake up and i find out like like i have to say i did that. Make compliments to the chef. Because i can't believe it's not butter but that way. No i say i agree. Same thing i'd be like. Oh man how did. I not see that coming. Oh nice to meet you. I guess you shea sir I couldn't see waking up but people have that people wake up. I would violently angry. I left the challenge to almost match. And as long as i could beat him. I'd be okay with it. But that if he needs to be clear this would be a trans man who went from women. To man or vice. What do you mean like. I would say a woman. You challenge the challenge challenger to a A piss sword fight lewis. Does that with all of his lovers just sort fights all my lovers have that but i mean You're bringing mentally. They're going to just speak complete. I would think if you worked with like mentally challenged people like you wouldn't wanna bring them into sexual not ls hold us having to deal with their boehner's that you wouldn't do. These people are paying caretaker. They're bad caretakers. Larry people because jim jefferies show that used to be on his mentally challenged fan. Got ladyboy lap dances but that was another case of stolen material steel material. I listen i get why. It's funny to watch mentally challenged people at thailand ladyboy strip show. Why why is it funny. 'cause the reactions will be like so he just wanted to finally turned right but do but the act of doing it is fucking horrible. A and it's got violent some type of hip find out then tell because they if they brought them budget mentally challenged dudes to a strip club. i don't think it's funny. I think they might thought they were doing something. Awesome for them. whatever i think. They brought mentally challenged people to a trans show to laugh at like what they're really run by the legion of skanks ideas while walker various are reprehensible. It's like literally if we were in charge of a hospital for a day. That would be what we would come up with like. We're going to record ward to a tranny strip club. This is the greatest idea we've ever had. It's like the movie orderlies with the fat boys that will happen. If i've disorder lease disorderly was They were they were just order. Leasing a thing. I think ron bad orderlies is really bad. Orderlies but Yeah i get i get. What's the end. The product ends up being funny. But that's what cost like your fucking being shitty like overall these people You're really being shaded to the trans strippers more than anybody else. No absolutely but i'm saying it's it's if you the family of someone they were taken care of if you were the family of someone they were taking care of and they brought them there and the whole thing was like to get them a lap dance from a trans We were highly gay saying but then but then it'd be i it to me again. I haven't seen the video but it's like laughing. Anybody see the video. And the chad. At all i if They're kind laughing. Hey i told you that person you were just super into as a guy. I think that seems to be the tone of it from what i've been change. Change that we don't have the video for was the you said. Basically the guy goes that basically. That dancer was a man and he was like. I'm very angry right now and The caretaker while you angry. And he's i have no idea just didn't even know emotionally. He knew he was excited for something and then told in his mind that it was a joke on him. That's why he could sense. That was a joke. Laid on him as j just acted it out. You can imagine it'd be really funny if we had that video. Thanks for scrubbing it from the internet assholes. Those are the real villains in the story ever scrub the video. Oh wait a minute. I think this articles not the story behind the video. Jesus guy is that two separate incidents. This happens a lot who is charge of helping the story. That i'm reading is they brought to female Patients to this male strip clubs. So i don't think this is the same stories doesn't sound like maybe harder video for what i'm talking about. Yeah yeah. I'm still looking for that second the next show. Yeah we're gonna for the next one on one dude. Thank you so much for hanging out with this. And they'll go back nama stay. Enjoy air several chandeliered room. Clean up this place me. I gotta go gotta go. Puff my floors I love you man. Thanks for hanging out with this. We will catch you next week month. Okay allegiance skanks piece. You've been listening to the legion of scams podcast with j. o. Kherson or lazy. I'd up on cried for me of a shepherd of shit hits gomez louis j gonna break your fucking jaw. Want to punch you in your fucking nose. Male plentiful magic in his fucking head and comedian dean. Smith fuck you got to. I feel like if i wanted a fucking stick your fist up your ass. Blew the legion of skanks podcast ding-dong. We're done here time to go.

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Nothing New Under the Sun

The BreakPoint Podcast

06:43 min | 2 months ago

Nothing New Under the Sun

"The greatest challenge to christianity. Today at least in the west nothing more than an ancient belief that's been challenging christianity for generations just kind of been reincarnated the colson center on. Johnstone street this is break point in his very important book. The rise in trying for the modern south. Dr carl argues that the key idea to understand our current cultural moment. The one that can expect almost everything. That's going on its expressive individualism. You've heard it described this way that you have to be true to yourself and the only way to be true to yourself as to look inside and to define who you are in psychological and sexual terms what this means of course is that are true. Identity can't be known by anyone else except for ourselves because it's only known by looking inside but everyone else is morally responsible to embrace whoever or whatever we claim about ourselves even if in fact especially if what we reveal contradicts. What's observable about us now. In reality this is nothing more than a post post. Modern redux of an ancient religion called decision. The nas believed in a sharp distinction between the physical and spiritual worlds the physical world. They thought was evil. The spiritual world was good since humans are both material and spiritual in their makeup. They believed the physical body to be evil. But the soul to be good possibly the soul could even be fragment god yearning to return to him but unable to do that because it was trapped in our physical bodies so salvation according to the nostitz could only come through looking inside and finding a secret knowledge. The word noses in greek means knowledge. It's the title nas decision now while. The specifics of that knowledge differed from group to group. They all believe the only way to find it was by looking inside past any physical reality to the spiritual self within us for one group. Secret knowledge was even passwords. That would allow you to pass through various crystal spheres until arriving at the highest evan the realm of pure spirit now narcissism arose in parallel with christianity. Some nas even consider themselves to be christian. They argue that the god of the old testament was evil because he created the physical world the father of jesus was good because he operated in the realm of spirit without mucking around with material world. Many of these nostitz believed that jesus was not actually a physical being that he actually did not have a physical body he only appeared to have a physical body that was an idea known as c. Tisza now what does all this mean for how someone should live on different nonstick sacks different answers to that for some nostitz the body was a full hindrance to spiritual development so they adopted a lifestyle of abstinence they might become vegetarians abstained from eating meat they might drink only water instead of wine and they would abstain from all sexual activity that was particularly important since sex could lead to babies which would mean a nother soul being trapped in a physical body. Now just believe the body to be irrelevant to the spirit physical activity. They couldn't really touch the soul. So conveniently that allow them to adopt a hedonistic lifestyle and participate in all kinds of especially sexual debauchery. Although the details of today's narcissism schefter from the ancient version. Our culture is still very awash with nasty concept's with the idea. Of course that the only way to be true to ourselves. It's a look inside to follow the secret knowledge within us. That's the way to have a happy authentic life again. See dr truman's book for a full explanation that also means that external rules about our behaviors should never hold us back from those things we know in our soul will ultimately make us happy. It's like woody. Allen said to justify his affair with his girlfriend mia farrow's daughter. The heart wants what the heart wants. That's been embraced culture wide following our hard finding that secret knowledge within. That's the advised. Pop culture seems to consistently drum into all of us from the moment. We're born into this world to after retirement. Another interesting distinction between today's version of narcissism in the ancient version is we have found a way through technology to follow both lifestyle paths at the same time we're sexually promiscuous but technology allows us to be anti-nato since you know children hinder that pursuit of happiness in truth and finally of course looking within for our truth reaches its full and logical conclusion in transgenderism. The idea that are true self has nothing whatsoever at all to do with our physical bodies. Now let me be as clear as possible here. The neo nasdaq orthodoxy. That we see in our culture today has absolutely nothing in common. With god's word with the reality of god's world or the place of our bodies within us the story of the bible is clear. God created as good both in body and in soul physically and spiritually. Even if sinn has marred both aspects of our humanness. In fact our own intuitions about ourselves and about right and wrong are hopelessly distorted by sin. We need the truth to come from outside of ourselves. Not inside of ourselves and so god in his great mercy gay buses revelation to tell us who we are and the teach us what is good despite the reality of sin all around us. God doesn't make mistakes and this is the most fundamental way that christianity differs from nas decision. Either in its ancient or contemporary versions the fundamental dividing narcissism is between the physical on the spiritual the fundamental divide and biblical christianity is between the creator and the creation and despite the fact that god created the world good and despite the fact that the world itself physical and spiritual has been corrupted by sin. We know that god doesn't make mistakes. Our bodies and souls are not only matched to each other. they're inseparable any attempt to separate them will result in just broken us in our lives and in our cultures ryan anderson. Put it this way recently at the wilberforce weekend conference. No one's born in the wrong body because you're not antibody you are a body he see the biblical description of who. We are as far better than anything that our culture is selling or in this case. Reselling us after we hashing an ancient idea and his directions for how to live are far better for us. Because we don't need some secret private truth. God has told us who we are. God has revealed to us how we should live. And he's united us with christ. Who is the truth capital tv. That can empower us to live in that reality. The colson center. I'm john stonestreet with breakpoint.

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HBO's 'Allen v. Farrow'; Connecting Black Americans With Nature

Here & Now

43:24 min | 5 months ago

HBO's 'Allen v. Farrow'; Connecting Black Americans With Nature

"From npr in. You are tanya moseley. And i'm peter o'dowd this is here now. After days of brutal winter weather states like utah. Florida washington new jersey and new york are not getting shipments of vaccines that they desperately need today. The country's top infectious disease expert. Anthony fauci addressed the problem on. Msnbc slowed down in some places going to a grinding halt. We're just gonna have to make up for it as soon as whether lifts a bit the ice melts that we can get the trucks out and the people out and getting the vaccine people's arms. We're gonna just have to make up for it namely do double time when this thing clears up and these storms aren't just a problem for vaccination efforts. Dozens of people have died and millions of people spent days without power and now in texas. Millions more are still without clean drinking water. Also roberts lives in southwest houston and is one of more than fourteen million people trying to cope with. No running water and alma joins us now. Welcome thanks for having me yes. We are very sorry to hear what you're going through. What are you doing for water right now. And i have a small kelso. We have been boiling water. We are running out fast. I mean we had a little bit of resource and i went ventured out as soon as it will save a couple of days ago. A local store waited in line but We're using the last of our drinking water for for cooking for washing dishes. You know the good necessities. You've also been taking baths out of out of this water and had to wait in line at stores. There's there lots of other people in your same situation absolutely actually haven't ventured out the last couple of days but i hear it's pretty dire when people find stores they posted on facebook or to scramble right to get groceries. Water anything you. This is compounded by the fact that you were without power for several days. The grocery situation food situation is really a big deal. Because shipments have not been able to come in. How're you doing when it comes to being able to have a stocked fridge during all of this. Well the reality is would be down. I think people are going through their pantry items. I'm sure the kids are tired of fred. we're out of red actually but we've been going through pantry items. There's really not fresh food. I actually you know the food that we picked up at. The grocery store was a little kind of mexican dive store that i went to. I'm not sure if it was thought out. I'm not sure how fresh it was to be honest with you. You know we cooked. It almost cooked pretty well. And and that's what we had breakfast. You're also trying to figure all this out. Is your your husband and oldest son. You have Three kids total. Your oldest son has to go out to work today every day. They're they're police officers and haven't had a day off. What are they telling you about the strain of their jobs when they come home each day. The loaded question for me. I mean my my youngest finished the academy a couple of months ago he's actually Being evaluated this week and it's under a lot of stress. And i'm sure there. I'm while i'm hoping their little compassionate. He's doing at least twelve fourteen hour shifts very little sleep. He was deceased desperate to take a bath. You know It's it's really hard times. You know one other things. My husband commented on that it. Just don't have the resources like with previous storms or hurricanes that there's Some infrastructure in place. They can take showers or they're bringing meals and in this case it. Well that's not the case this time so tanya they don't they don't complain these guys you know. They're they're proud to do what they do. And this is what they're built for. You know times like the so they're fine. This isn't the first time you've dealt with disaster. Your home was severely damaged during hurricane. Harvey by twenty seventeen. What's getting you in those. You love through my neighbors We've been successful. I think by saying successful. Getting by. I think by sharing with other families. My son's girlfriend his while her mother her grandmother they've been over. They brought Celery and carrots. And i had chicken so we put together. I mean it's just it's been amazing to have them over. It's also been encouraging. You know that we're not the only ones to have company with kobe. Isolation on top of everything else you know just having people or just forging ahead. Have you been given a timeline for when you're water. Could be the mayor saying that monday at the latest so really. We started getting water pressure water yesterday. Then the water pressure started improving by last night. So this morning it's gonna be a week for me to get through the dishes laundry but I don't trust the water yet. So they're saying sunday monday at the latest. You know a lot of us who are not there are talking about The political ramifications of all of this. What the leaders in texas may have done or have not done to mitigate something like this to stop something like this from happening. What do you want politicians in those in charge to know as you literally from day to day or just trying to figure out what to do next. I mean. I don't like you know pointing fingers the blame game especially you know between parties and things like that but i do think leaders have responsibility and a part of me and another is probably not great but a part of me wishes that their families that personally were going through it because what i've learned from the previous floods like you mentioned. Is that if you're not going through it. It's really hard to be empathetic. People just d detached from the situation you know they might feel bad or like on social media. But they're not out there helping you or these leaders or people in these positions could feel some of the The frustration you know the financial ramifications of the personal losses. Just a i think that they would be in a better position to help out at this point. That's all that you all are doing. Is you're helping each other out your all each other at this point. That's right all my thank you for taking the time to talk with us during this difficult time and we wish you all the best. Thank you so much. That's all my roberts who lives in south west. Houston she is one of the fourteen million people still without water. Well starting today asylum seekers. who'd been sent back to mexico by the trump administration will be allowed into the united states as they wait for immigration courts to process their case president biden reversed trump's migrant protection protocols also known as the remain in mexico policy which over the past two years kept more than sixty five thousand asylum seekers out of the us enforced many into squalid camps on the mexican side of the border but as of today us officials will begin processing a few hundred cases at the san ysidro port of entry at the border between t one and san diego and that's where k. p. b. s. reporter. Max ruslan nadler is now max welcome. What's the scene like there today. People have been lining up at the port of entry for a few days. I spoke with one woman who's been online here for three days. She came from honduras. She's been living in mexico now for two years waiting for her chance to claim asylum in the united states. Right now there's around two hundred people outside of port of entry and mostly. They're just looking for information. You tell me more about how this process will work. Who's eligible to come into the united states now right now. It's people who are sent back to mexico under the remain in mexico program which sent back to mexico to wait while their asylum claims were process in the us. They came to the us for court. The court stopped at the beginning of the pandemic so people have been waiting for almost a year. Now for those court dates begin only a few thousand people in tijuana right now remaining or part of that program a lot of the people that have come today. We're not part of that program. We're never enrolled and right now would not qualify to be processed for asylum under this new program. I see as you say People seeking asylum have been waiting for a very long time for this data. Come tell me more about the conversations. You're having with migrants there on the border how they're feeling and what they've gone through all this time while they've been waiting. Yeah so like you mentioned before conditions in tijuana have been really difficult for asylum seekers. I spoke with one individual gerson cologne. He also came from honduras. He's been in two hundred now for at least a year with his wife and two young children and he. This is what he told me has been difficult about living in mexico. He says it's difficult because he doesn't have mexican documents. And top of that. The mexican police have been giving people problems so asylum seekers in tijuana lakers son. They live in a really kind of limited space. They don't have legal status. They're not allowed to work. They have to work in the informal economy and they're often victimized by both local police and local criminal groups. He was speaking to me from a shelter that he himself has only felt. Marginally safe at so people are really desperate to get their cases moving again. He's one of the lucky ones because he was sent back to mexico under this program he plans on signing up through a website that the government has put up to allow him to move his case four and get a date that he will show up at the port of entry. But max people around the world hear stories like this and they see that the migrant camps are beginning to clear out around the border. What's the risk that more people will start to come in large numbers to the border seeking asylum or just trying to get in so the fact of the matter is that actually migration to the southern border of the united states never really slowed down. There were those large groups in two thousand eighteen but people have been coming from places like cameroon. Haiti central america as always in large numbers. They just haven't been allowed in. They've been expelled under this thing. Called title forty two that the trump administration put in place. So the idea maybe that oh if the door swings open more people come with. There's already quite a few people who have been coming. Even when the door was closed and briefly where will go. And what will they do once. They crossed the border. You know the trump administration those who wanted tighter controls on immigration are worried that they'll just get lost in the interior of the country. Yes so a lot of them are going to go sponsors or family. They're going to be given alternatives to detention. So they'll be given ankle. Bracelets fell have court dates. They'll be followed up on and we'll find out whether they'll be able to actually claim asylum in the us. Max rivlin nadler reporter for member station k. p. b. s. at the sandy cedric port of entry near san diego. Thanks so much. Thank you the cdc reports more than forty two million americans have received at least one dose of the covid nineteen vaccine. Virginia is one of the leaders. It's administered higher percentage of its shots than many other states but some virginians are still frustrated with the pace of the rollout sam perkins of member station w. h. o. Explains why they're crossing state lines to get a shot when the first batch of vaccines not to states in december. John and his wife thought they'd get. There's pretty soon he said he three. She sixty eight my wife heart attack survivor and a cancer survivor to considerable preexisting conditions. In our minds of popular to the top of the list instead they got word that they could we more than a month for their shots. John lives in virginia beach. He asked that we only use his first name to protect his privacy. A couple of weeks ago. John heard that a clinic in northeastern north carolina was giving vaccines virginians. He and his wife quickly registered got their shots. Two days later no problem. It was an enormous relief just the sensation of getting back in the car and going wow we got vaccinated other southeast virginians have also heard about the north carolina option. Last week former. Virginia governor george allen posted on twitter that he got his first. Do's there so it susan in norfolk. She also wanted to protect your privacy. So no last name. Susan is sixty four and says she got her vaccine at a drive through site incur. Tha county a few weeks ago. I had doubts on almost the time. The needle was in my arm by the time we got in line every time somebody came to the window. I thought they were gonna say you can't be here for either my age or my license plates. The vaccines are federal resource distributed to states according to north carolina health officials. That means they can't restrict access to the shots based on jurisdiction even state borders. I drove down to kerr county to see for myself. I'm at a park where they're giving out vaccines. There's a long line of cars. I'm seeing some cars with virginia license plates. I've seen too so far. That's three for north carolina officials when it tell me how many virginians have been vaccinated there. But it's definitely a topic of conversation around virginia on the neighborhood social networking site next door residents post and argue about the fastest way to get a vaccine and that desparation for shots comes with criticism of virginia's rollout during a recent news. Briefing governor. ralph northam said. The frustration is justified. We still have a long way to go. I don't want to sugar coat that because i know everyone. Everyone is feeling impatient. It's not surprising that people are gonna look to get a vaccine where they can get it. Professor vivian reef studies the economics of healthcare at the university of virginia. She says so called back seemed tourism is across the country because some areas are getting shots out faster than others the also may have fewer restrictions are just a smoother process for booking appointments. Burke says the benefit is that more people are getting vaccinated. Still the federal government distributes vaccines based on steve populations. So when people get their shots in another state it can confuse the allocation system. Also it may not be as equitable for those people who are not in a position to travel easily to take a day off a maryland spokesman scissors evidence virginians are getting vaccines there to officials in both steeds asked that residents get their shots in their home. Steve what's your response to. All of that i actually have some personal recriminations about potentially taking a vaccine out of the arm of north carolina for whom it was intended. That's john again. The guy from virginia beach. We've got his shot in north carolina john bellies. He got the vaccine because there weren't enough locals who wanted it. At least that's what he hopes. He wouldn't disclose the name of the clinic. Despite reservations he scheduled to get his second thirst there for here. And now. i'm sam churkin in norfolk virginia. On any given sunday and forty two cities throughout the country. You might spot an organized group of black people hiking or skiing bird watching. These groups are part of a larger collective called outdoor afro a nonprofit organization. It's aimed at reclaiming nature for black people now with the pandemic the group is larger than ever defying the misconceptions. That black people just aren't into nature. It's a stereotype rooted in the fact that for a long time like people were denied access to outdoor spaces. Roumat founded outdoor afro to fight that stereotype and she joins me now. Welcome thank you so much for having me you know. The stereotypes rue black people. Can't black people don't swim. Black people. don't go outdoors. I mean that's not true for you or for those who have joined outdoor afro. When did you personally fall in love with hiking and camping. Well i grew up in a nature loving household. And also i was a girl scout and i was the outward bound student and i could see throughout my life. The role that nature played that helped me to become more confident more strong and you know just healthier and as i got into more back country activities away from the city. I just didn't see enough people who look like me. And i also noticed that we had a representation problem and that's what outdoor afro set out to be in back in two thousand and nine as a blog from my kitchen table to tell a new story and to break those stereotypes to break those stereotypes. But as you were saying there are some practical benefits on a personal level that reclaiming the outdoors gives you. Can you lay that out a little bit. Absolutely i mean one of the things about the outdoors especially in this last year with the pandemic i was just so thankful to be a part of what was a solution for people and that was to get outside and connect with nature or we could go out among those trees those trees. They don't know what color you are. And those birds are gonna sing no matter how much money is in your account. Those flowers are going to bloom and so for me. The outdoors has represented not only a way to get more healthy and more connected with who you are but it's also a place to experience freedom. Okay to your point. That birds don't see color trees. Don't see color after the death of ahmad arbery and may he was a black man jogging in georgia when he was killed by two white men we spoke with james ravanell. He's the co founder of black runners connection and he talked about how even when he's outdoors. He's constantly aware of his presence. And how it's perceived i mean. He wears bright colors. He tries to make noise to let people know he's coming so they aren't startled by him. Do you ever get to a point outdoors where you're not in that dual state of consciousness. One of the things that outdoor afro set out to do was to find ways to meet people where they are and we realized that there were some practical barriers and one of those barriers was about fears and perceptions of not only what might crawl on you or bite you in nature but also about other people and so one of the ways that we responded in creating a program. That's the outdoor afro leadership team a group of ninety volunteer men and women leading people out in nature all over the country is that people felt more comfortable getting out in groups. You know you see these iconic photographs of a singular person standing out over a sweeping vista and you know the way that our community likes to get outside is in groups and so we meet people at that need. And we find that people's confidence and their nature swagger improves where people can feel a lot more comfortable going outside and doing things by themselves. But people need to be supported. They need mentorship. And i find out. People are getting out over and over beyond their time with outdoor afro. And that's the change. We've been so proud to see nature swagger. I love that as part of black history month. you're spotlighting black people in history who were outdoorsmen and women. Why are these stories so important to tell. We have so many people in our community who are absolutely nature leaders people who we wouldn't necessarily think of as nature leaders and one of my personal favorites. Actually is harriet tubman. I mean one of the things that people don't realize is that you know. She was not only an entrepreneur but she absolutely was a wilderness leader that in the cover of night. She had to understand the stars. She had to understand wildlife how they called. She was reading the moss on trees. Ru i have never thought about it this way. Well i mean and that's that's part of what we do is outdoor afro as we. Are you know harvesting these stories. Not only from the famous figures that we all are familiar with but people who are in our own families and you know i think about my dad you know who love the outdoors and considered himself a cowboy and we used to recycle things. We used to lay things up and you know he would have probably never called himself. A conservationist or even environmentalist and so so much of our work is about telling this new narrative. You've given us some good tips to develop our nature swagger but depending on where you live access to the natural world can really be hard. I mean what can you recommend for people listening who wanna start to reconnect with nature. But maybe they're not anywhere close to a park or other outdoor places. We'll see that's the part that i also want to help. People understand is that nature is everywhere and so we have to reimagine that nature access is really right outside your window right on your fire. Escape your apartment balcony outside your front door and that you can tap into that nature is all around us and everyone can access it room map. Ceo and founder of outdoor afro. You so much. Thank you for having me support for here. And now and the following message come from zuhdi. Why spend months coating when you can build powerful customized applications in days zuhdi offers an affordable solution to build apps for your business apps that integrate into all your current systems and data sources and you're zuhdi subscription always includes unlimited apps and unlimited users. Learn more at zuhdi dot com in recent mass shootings people have been targeted for who. They are who they worship. But on june twenty eight hundred eighteen people were targeted for the job. They do at a newspaper. Listen to the new series from. Npr's embedded about the survivors at the capital gazette. The energy crisis that brought texas to its knees this week is creating ripple effects around the country. The price of natural gas soared after the record breaking cold. Snap froze gas wells in places like oklahoma and texas and then prices suddenly crashed at one point tanking. By ninety nine percent of the distribution hub in oklahoma industry analysts worry these shortages could drag on for weeks. Long after the oil and gas pipelines. thought out. Mike regan is senior editor for bloomberg news. He's been following the story. Mike good to speak with you. You and for some context here. Texas produces about a quarter of all the natural gas in the country and production. There is down by more than thirty percent this week. So what's the state of the market right now. So natural gas prices have gone up as you pointed out in some locations. They've just really skyrocketed and then crashed back down but nationally. they haven't really gone through the roof up to about a little more than three dollars per million. Btu's currently and the reason is that. Peter natural gas like oil is stored in inventories. Those inventories tend to really swell ahead of the winter. And then they get drawn down throughout the winter and because there's less demand for energy because of the pandemic those even tories were pretty high for this time of year so that to some degree has kept the nationwide rise in prices in check. But i do think that's because the market is viewing this. Luckily as a temporary event you know if this happened say in december early in the winter when we needed guests for the rest of the winter. I think we'd be looking at a much more dire situation but luckily since towards the end of the winter when gas prices tend to come down they are going up now but the the light is sort of at the end of the tunnel so the markets kinda hoping and thinking. This is a temporary event and not getting freaked out about it as it would if it were say earlier in the winner. Okay well that is good to hear now. Texas relies on natural gas to power. Its energy grid. Which is why the production problems left. Millions of people in the dark and in the cold this week and on wednesday the governor of texas greg abbott ordered producers not to export natural gas out of texas until february twenty. First what do you make of a choice like that. What does it mean for texas and the rest of the country. So you know. There's a lot of debate about whether he actually has the authority to do this. The commerce clause of the. Us constitution basically prohibits state governments from interfering in interstate trade. Like that but governor. Abbott says he had to make a disaster declaration because of this thinks that gives him the latitude to impose these type of restrictions. And it's kind of an open question that i think would have to be settled in courts. Which obviously would take a long time. But in the meantime energy producers were basically following this order of his to stop exporting gas natural gas output. it's slowly starting to come back online as things slowly start to warm up but i'm hearing that it still could take a few weeks to get back to normal. Why is that. You know. So peter when you extract natural gas it's from oil wells and there is usually water vapor involved that is released in the process and obviously in these conditions that vapor is freezing inside the pipes and other parts of the infrastructure. So it's kind of like when a pipe freezes in your house It could burst that pipe. 'cause a lot of damage so what needs to be done is not only for these types of thaw out but for crews to go in and make the necessary repairs. And that's gonna take awhile. Mike regan bloomberg news. Thank you so much. Thank you peter. There are quite a few controversies from the ninety s. We think we know the whole story about the abuse. Allegations against michael jackson the oj simpson trial. And the story. Of mia farrow. And woody allen will a new documentary series allen versus pharaoh takes a deep dive into details most of us were not privy to back then and through their story. The documentary takes a hard look at how our society treats people in power and those who accused them of abuse. Woody allen is famously known for having a relationship and later marrying mia farrow's college age daughter sunni and during that time he was also accused of sexually abusing the couple's daughter dylan farrow. Who was seven years old when the accusations came to light. Here's a bit of an interview from the documentary with dylan looking back on her childhood. Fillings for allen. I worshiped him. He was so funny and he made me feel so special. That's where things get really really complicated. Allen has denied abusing both sunni and dylan farrow and allen versus pharaoh directors kirby. Dick and amy's airing join me now. And kirby it was an interview with dylan. Farrow that your producer. Amy hurt he did with her. During the metoo movement a few years ago that convinced you to dig into this story. Tell us more well. Obviously i was aware of this for you. Know all the way through the nineties into the president but because there was so much coverage of it i thought. Is there anything new here to learn. But amy's did the first interview with dylan farrow. And that interview was so powerful so strong it became very apparent that the whole story wasn't being told well. Let's unpack that a little bit because there are a lot of themes explored in this documentary. Number one is the exploration of power. We know that woody. Allen is a very powerful man and at the time he was the toast of the town in new york city our understanding of what family sexual abuse can look like and really are rudimentary. Understanding of how a child can articulate that abuse and then are depictions and assessment of women. Who made accusations of abuse. I mean mia farrow was painted as a vindictive and really possibly hysterical ex lover who coached her daughter to tell untrue stories of sexual abuse. Amy what was your perception of mia. Farrow mia was credibly reluctant. Did not want to do these. Interviews said that. Amy hertie several times. And then dylan sort of said mom i totally get it and i get why you're reluctant and i respect that. But it would mean a lot to me if you just spoke to them because i have confidence that it's not gonna be the same and so did finally agree was not pleased about. It was very scared and in fact she showed up in a black sweatshirt. And i looked at her she looked at me and i knew we were lucky that you even showed up and so i didn't want to press the point but i said mind maybe wearing my blouse and i gave her my blouse and took a t shirt for one of the crew members and we did the interview and so it's a funny anecdote and i learned recently but to this day. She calls me the silk blouse lady just underlines for only found out about recently it underlines for me just for people who think. Oh mia's doing this you know all the narratives we heard you know. She's she's the publicity hound you know she's crazy etc. No actually she never wanted to speak and didn't even have any kind of vanity going through your mind when she showed up in interview. Dylan was very introspective. Speaks quite candidly in this film of her early childhood memories. Here she is talking. About how woody allen would give her special attention. Let's listen. i remember every morning he would read the comic section and on the days that he wasn't there he would actually leave me will notes comex For me to find that the at the breakfast table he took me to my first broadway. Musical guys and dolls meets wayne the entire thing to me so i understood it but it was much more than special treatment. I mean everyone you all talk to baby sitters and friends and teachers and therapists say woody allen had this intense focus on dylan kirby can you describe a little that in the context of these greater accusations. Well yes This started very early. Woody allen's intense. Focus our obsession with dylan. To the extent that he would isolate her from other children in sort of demand that the two of them be alone together at i mea and actually the family and close friends all thought. Well this is wonderful. Woody allen is always in the past said well you know family. Isn't that important. But then it became much much more and the family started realizing that. Wait a minute. There's something off about this but it was hard to accept that. Because here's someone you love somebody who's in the family who's now from your perspective behaving inappropriately with your daughter but you don't want to believe it so there was this kind of building awareness building. Hor ongoing denial. You don't recognize this behavior when it's right in front of you. Children don't recognize it because they don't know any difference is the only parent they know and even people around are recognized that because it sort of incremental and some of it borderlines on just strange and so we really sort of wanted to walk people through that dynamic which a lot of us who haven't been through it don't really understand it's almost as if you need it for our social and medical understanding of sexual abuse to kind of catch up with this story. I mean by and large. We don't think about abuse in the same way we did in the nineties. Yes and no. I mean i do think to some extent we do still think about abuse the way we thought about it in the nineties. I mean the courts more often than not still send children back to their offending parent. And that's a legacy of this woody allen case right. This case was probably the most prominent case involving allegations of incest in this country for the last fifty years and the way that it was covered and the spin. That was around it. I think influence the way. This country looked at allegations of incest for decades. And one of the things we found out when we looked into this story was there. Were a number of investigations and a number of them. There was very apparent. Cover up that was going on and so we hope that the truth coming out around this particular story actually has an impact on the entire culture about all the other stories of incest that are going on the millions of survivors of insists that are in this country today for those that. Watch the series. We'll see how the defense woody launched became the playbook for the defense that many many many other persons accused of abuse used. Which is to when you're accused. You accused other parent of lying so it objects skates and completely confuses people and it's extremely effective. The depiction of woody allen in his relationship with mia farrow other daughter sunni it was discovered. The two were in a relationship with suny was in college but what he had known her and and sort of been a father figure since she was a young girl. And this doc. Actually questions whether the narrative of woody being so in love with her is actually false. This is one of the other big revelations of this documentary again. We hope people watch because what we were told and what actually happened is very very very different and i found that part shocking as well and i also want since we we're talking about how we hope this like has people reflect on incest. I hope that has people reflect on. Our argues of the words adopted children. I mean i realized you know an epiphany that went off in making this was an all the presence always dylan. The adopted daughter you know need the adopted daughter. I mean how does that subtly make us sort of think okay. well maybe. the crime isn't so bad. Like how weird creepy that somehow like if you're adopted then if of parent transgresses boundaries You know maybe it's not that big a deal you know. I just found that sort of startling watching all the archival footage even the newsprint today. So yes we do document rigorously the nature of what. He's relationship to all the children from a very very early age. And you can draw your own conclusions. After that we are really at a moment it seems where we are reassessing the past our beliefs where assessing the amount of power in privileged certain people have. Why do you think this documentary is important for us to watch. Especially now we have a long way to go certainly post me to a moment. Amy and i never thought we would see actually. This country is looking at issues of sexual assault in a different way and there is much more understanding of the issue and much more realization that most people the vast majority of people come forward and telling true but there is still a lot of misunderstanding about this issue. There's a lot of biases. There's a lot of misogyny and there's a lot of blowback about this. It's really important for stories like these to get out so that people understand much more. What survivors experienced. What the truth of these kinds of situations are and so that we can set up a culture and society where this happens much less often. Kirby dakin using are the directors of the new documentary series alan versus pharaoh. It sunday on. Hbo thank you both. Thank you a new controversy over. The bachelor has reignited. The reality franchises problematic history with race and racism for the first time in nineteen years. The show has a black bachelor matt. James but one of the contestants rachel kirk connell apologized this week for what. She calls. offensive and racist actions after photos of her. From two thousand eighteen attending plantation. Themed party resurfaced chris harrison the longtime host of the show tried to downplay all of this during an interview with rachel lindsay. A former bachelorette. It's not a good will rachel. Is it a good luck in two thousand eighteen or is it not a good look in twenty twenty one and never coasters to celebrate the old south. She's so if i went to that party. What would i represent at that party. Since that interview harrison has announced he's taking a break as the host and rachel lindsay. Who was the show's first black bachelorette says she's now distancing herself from the show. Let's bring in. Npr tv critic. Eric duggan's for more on the bigger implications of this and eric even if the bachelor can recover the season after losing their host. What does the scandal tell you about the state of the show. Well i've been a longtime critic of the show. I've talked about how it sittard on white culture. How it's harder for contestants of color to compete. Because they have to deal with this marginalization of people caller. All of that said. This was a season that hasn't been doing as well. In the ratings as the show normally does and part of me wonders. If this is a cynical move to attract attention and then part of me thinks this just Points out how pervasive. Racism is in america that outside of reality television. it's reflecting reality reality television. I even hate that term these producers. Control everything that happens. What's real is that racism and richly problematic stuff is so pervasive that the show's really have to do a better job of vetting. These contestants they have to learn that these are important and that they become houston scandals and that they can damage the show as a critic and reporter. I've approached. abc approach. Chris harrison. live even Lindsey to talk about what's going on and it's disappointing that the network in the studio that makes this show and the harrison himself won't talk to independent journalists like myself to put it on the table. What's going on. And why does this show keep making these mistakes. And how can it get back on track. Well nineteen years is a really long time for show to run Do you think that what we might also be saying is sorta phasing out of this kind of shell. Well i i mean number one. It still remains a popular show. The show's been around a while. But you know survivors been on for a long time. Big brother's been on a longtime american idol has been around for a long time with a break in the middle. The length of the show is not really an excuse. They can change what they're doing and in fact people have been talking about the shows problems race for many years and if they were willing to listen and really address it rather than try to look like they were addressing it so that people would start criticizing them. I think they would have done a better job. And we wouldn't be having these conversations today. Okay with the few minutes. I have with you. You mentioned american idol There is a contestant that's causing quite a bit of controversy. Claudia conway the daughter of trump adviser kellyanne conway anti-trump lawyer george conway. She auditioned. she made it to the next round prior to all of this. She had been in the news for feuding with her mom and can idle capitalized on all of it. Here she is talking with one of the shows. A katy perry your mom being the figure that she is you still like. She's hog you. I mean yeah. She loves me. I love her she just i feel like our relationships a little. It's a little iffy. Most of my life feelings had been suppressed so then i got social media like them. Now i was is being heard. You know okay eric. American idol has always milt contestants personal stories. Why are so many objecting to how they handle. Claudia conway well if you watched her over the last few years of the trump administration you get the sense that this is a family that may be in crisis and this is a kid in in particular who may be struggling with parents that are fighting a very public space and she's asserting herself in a public space and she's becoming a media star and again as we've seen with these reality shows one thing they count on is controversy to get people to watch the show you know if feels very cynical to allow someone like that who the political press has tried to handle with sensitivity and just sorta thrust her in the harsh spotlight of an american idol. And then of course you know these all the questions of if she was it claudia conway which she have really been considered or were they trying to trade on her media fame as opposed to whether or not she's a decent singer just makes you wonder if they really thought through the implications of having somebody who seems to be having a family crisis in public having her on their show and and somehow looking like they're trying to capitalize on the trauma that they're going through so much here. Thank you so much that's npr. Tv critic eric. Duggan's have a good weekend as always it's been a pleasure. Thanks and here. And now as a production of npr and wb you are in association with the bbc world service. I'm tanya thomas. And i'm peter o'dowd this is here now this message comes from. Npr sponsor capital one offering capital one. Shopping a downloadable browser extension that searches various sites for shoppers. What's in your wallet. More at capital one shopping dot com.

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#048 - UNCLE JOEY'S JOINT

The Church of What's Happening Now

1:24:57 hr | 5 months ago

#048 - UNCLE JOEY'S JOINT

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Happy valentine's day half you mother fuckers will be marching whatever getting drunk. You probably fucking lit by now. You filthy cock suckers not on blaming. I remember when i was younger saint patrick's day. I went fuck. I used to go nuts. You start snorting you start snorting coke the day before on saying that every day. You know what. I'm saying so by the time patty comes around. You're ready for that motherfucker. Thank you very much for enjoying the. Theo von podcast. It's a man. We're gonna start doing them once a week. 'cause this is just ill lewis. I love talking to you guys. I love i love let you know what's in my heart but to be honest with you. I've been feeling a lot better since i've been doing. Zoom took a lot of pressure off me plus. I got to see my friends. We've been talking on the phone. We've been just talking. I've been talking with all these guys. So now when i see him in the zoom it's like it brings up emotion back to you. Let me know how much i love. Do i love that kid. I love that kid with all my heart. I'm happy came on. And i'm i'm happy. I kept in touch with them. And that's what we do you keep in touch with your friends. The ones that matter some people matter they tape it off you know me. I try to do my hardest when i see somebody of interest i lay off them. But that's the rule number one of the fuck enjoying you gotta give a fuck about your friends and you got to check in with them not taxed them check in with them. How you doing. What's going on house. Mom's doing and you know it's it's top pandemic for fucking everybody. I was just telling mike. My friend's dad died. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you the type of guy him. I've known this guy for three months three months of you. He's a good friend and ally what these people you don't even know that fucking person. So what are you so fucking you know. Please such a great guy. This guy mike. He's such a great guy. He's done me myself much so many good things as i moved here i call them the check on him and he goes joy. I can't talk with my father in the fucking hospital. I didn't think about it that we have a mutual friend. The guitar the guy who gives guitar lessons told me that his father colbert or whatever in the whole family guided and you know the just one of these fucking fucking stories that you read today. So i checked in with him every day. You know friday saturday you know and then last night i got the call that his father passed. I didn't wanna bother them right off the bat like you don't wanna jump on somebody right off the bat so i just let him know that i was thinking about him. But i gotta tell you something guys while i was doing it i fucking teary eyed. Because it's like when does the shit. I don't even notice motherfucker that well it's not like he's one of my friends from forty years or thirty years or twenty years but at one point year empathy starts to fucking break. You start looking at these people. I got home before. I had two thousand fucking things. This morning i get home. Fucking ten o'clock fuck in the computer. Facebook kid carrying his mother fucking casket. I wanna see that. I need those memories in my life. But that's what's happening today so if it's happening to you i'm fucking sorry. Our hearts go out to you. And your families man but back to this motherfucker. Listen guys when. I told you the day i was fucking around heartbroken about jaylo. Alex do you really think i give a frenchman. Fuck it was a joke. You dumb fucks. I was just fucking around because both americans are home going. Oh my god what are we going to do about j. lo and alec window. She ran to the fucking mill. Run mail from rappers. To roller. skaters is dances. The dancers baseball plays now. Everything's can saco is fucking what to say go new. He's going to run through this fucking guy to consider goes over. The nowadays swami thing reading bombs like somebody gives a fuck about him. Go put the puck and needle in your arm. Your it's like you know these fucking women in la a tough to describe like it's tough to describe you know mao. Everybody wants to cancel bill. Burr the guy didn't even do nothing but they set themselves up this motherfucker setting themselves up because it's like why do you have a man you know. He hates to ho status quo shit. You know. there's a bunch of astana hated that shit from day. One myself. Joe rogan bill burr. That that today as you listen. When you if you if you ever sitting there with your family during the academy of the grammy's and you're like i wish i was there. Get up and go bang. You're heading to walton time. You have no idea how bad those things are. I know people who have gone in between commercial breaks. They got extras sitting there and they have to get up. They don't let you get up to. It's a fucking nightmare you see from the bottom of the bottles event. Things are fucking jokes. Fucking jokes amongst us. So if you're gonna call bill do one of those things to burs shit. That's why i love bill. You can't take nothing from us. Listen you could only cancel us if we let you cancel las. that's it. You can't us if we let you cancel like me. They wanna do that thing about the girl. Twenty years ago you in no danger you know fucking danger you in no danger cancer. Nothing if you're going to catch me should cancel about kidnapping dude but you didn't. You didn't give a fuck about a guy handcuffed in the trunk of a car with fucking handcuffs on in there. Fucking like momo thug and you know you didn't care about him you can't about some girl that nobody fucking knew nobody knew. But that's the world we live in today and that's what we saw. Every comic most comics ninety percent of comics will walk around. Like what can i say you say. Whatever the fuck you wanna send you the pieces for the buck. They ball if they don't get switched to fucking channel that shit. It's that fucking simple. I'm not gonna say what i want to say from my heart. Because i'm scared that you're going to cancel me. Go fuck yourself. That ship sailed. I canceled myself in fucking nineteen two thousand seven when i stopped snowing talk. I canceled myself. So you're no fucking dangerous but it was nice talking to fail you know. Listen men men. Theo have been going through something for the last four or five years and theo always have deep deep discussions about comedy and how it should be done or whatever and we both came to the conclusion last week before we did the podcast. We're talking on the phone like a week before that. And i go now i know what was eating away you and die that we burnt out number one number two we were living amongst those fucking people with straight up. Be wasting orleans. Louisiana from the south boy. He's not into all that fucking hollywood bullshit. You think i'm into that hollywood bullshit. I know exactly who the fuck nam fallon. They don't want me. I don't want that. They don't want me around them. I don't want them around me and they make believe like all we'd love no you don't don't but i know that going in as long as you know going in you're not going to get your feelings hurt. You're not gonna get upset. You're not gonna get mad. Nothing's going to happen to you. Bill burr is handling everything he does. Hundred percent righty stood up agena carano which had every right to we all do because they fight over fucking nothing over some stupid chickens. They were scared she said the truth. So what they're trying to do. Now is fucking if you say the truth if you if you feel in your heart you're saying the truth say who gives a fuck if they're going to cancel had to take away your little shit john when they just don't be a fucking jerk off by step stand and commit. It's so funny when you first get into comedy you wright jokes and sometimes you're not ready for those jokes you ride a joke that and you say and you laugh and you go up a funny joke. But the audience isn't getting it because they could smell the non-commitment if you say a joke like i'm gonna fuck not gonna be big say it be yourself safe from your heart from your soul so know when i'm on stage they know every fucking word. That's coming out of me. It's fucking true. And they know i'm taking them for a psychological ride. I used to have a bit about doing coke with my cats. Jesus christ you don't know how many times i had thought and people reach out to me and go. Do you really do coke with your cat. It's a joke. it's it's an. It's an exaggeration of thing. That's what makes it funny. But do you think convince. I'm i'm surprised. I'm not cancelled over that because somebody actually wrote in my wikipedia cope with my cat and the cat. I mean this is how fucking the land that we live in. So if you want to cancel if you wanna get cancer you can let them cancer you. I'm not going nowhere bill. Burr is not going nowhere as you can see the leah's attacking now attack. Brian cowen i give them all the fucking i give them all the heart in the world. Because let's let's talk about something here that i wanted to talk to you people about just to let your head. No where we came from. There is no place on earth. Like hollywood people will. You've heard that expression. Sal there so they will sell their soul male and female in hollywood. You change you. And here's a sad thing you don't know when you're in it you don't know when you're in it for me. It was two thousand four. I learned quickly. I learned during the taping of the longest shot. Great movie great taping. I had a great time fucking doing it. But i also learned about smoke getting blown up your ash and now people in hollywood love to blow smoke up your ass and it was one of the first times that actually allowed somebody. I'm being honest with you. Guys allowed somebody a blow. Smoke up my ass. I actually believe that. I should be ashamed of myself for fucking believing that word. But that's what you get. You gotta smack the the face when you believe it and you smack yourself the fucking face. Because you're a fucking idiot. You don't believe these people tie if you look at them you smile and you got gray after you're on a sat you see the fucking hypocrisy and the bullshit and you just work with it. You laugh you smile you. Yeah sure right. Whatever lodge yeah have your people call my people you know. That's all bull shit. That's all bullshit. So don't believe the fucking hype couple of weeks ago. The distinct came on. I don't know if you guys have. Hbo not so. It's not fair for me to talk about this. But i'm gonna tell you what happened. Hbo four part miniseries. I think it's a four barnard on mia farrow and fuck nut. Would he owned allen. Okay the thing was about acusations accusations accusations accusations. I made a conscious a conscious decision. After the second week. I looked at my wife after resolve and i go. You know what that's the last time i'm watching this. I'm always like why and i go. You don't want because we don't live in california and went up of hollywood no more and this world has nothing to do with me anymore. This is not hawaii me more. This is not what. I wanna be anymore. These people wanna be around anymore. I made a constant fucking decision. A conscious decision joi- twelve last year. But i knew it was time for me to go. I have a gift. I know when it's time to go now. Then they just try to shoot. It didn't just shoot a lady and take a watch off some guy's hand on and beverly fucking hills and beverly hills. It wasn't time to go. Let's still people. Even the la living in denial waiting it out or whatever the fuck they wanna do. La gonna get no better and ain't gonna get no better this is called a down spot downward spiral of california. That's a fucking shame. I love the place with all my heart. You know when you when you were jersey boy you grow up thinking that someday i'm going to go to california and serve for whatever the fuck stupid dream you have. When you're a fucking kid you know stopped me from coming out there like two years ago. Yeah you called me one day. He's i'm thinking of coming on here. I go for what what they're i go. We're almost done. I told you that. I i told you we're almost done. It's just a matter of time sit tight. Nothing's going to happen here. I already was reading the card. I was already done with light. Two thousand sixteen. I was pretty much done with l. a. and that was pretty much burnt down comedy. The flight home from las vegas. After the netflix shooting was the longest one hour of my life. He was at the had the longest talk in the world. I've had i've had a couple long talks myself. You have from time to time. You know what i'm saying. He has to have a long talk with yourself. Or you have to smack yourself in the face time okay. I don't fuck around the every once in a while you got the bitch slap yourself or funky. You know this is why. Lift my hands the body. Because i don't. I don't even i. I can't even control them. If you're going to be that stupid. Just mack yourself and wake yourself the fuck out you know. But i made a conscious decision. I'm gonna get the fuck outta here. And i did and i was very happy. And that's all behind this. But i'm gonna tell you before you read any more about rapes alleges accusations. Anything like that. Now way i want you to. I don't know if you saw the The mia farrow brochures. Woody whatever but mattel would hap-. This is what what i said. This is because this is what the mentality is an ally just to let you guys know regular americans regular people overseas australia just to let you know how pathetic these people are. She found out. Woody was molesting the kids whether or not this is the accusation. She found out she was molesting the kid while while she knew as she approached him and she accused him. She still worked down his movies. I'm trying to say you guys so wait a second so joey deers comes to my house. Rapes might get calls me up a week later or i don't know what he did to molested a grabbed them. I know the accusation. I had stopped watching. All i do know. Is i know that. He found like sudanese pictured naked pictures at his house because they kept different resonances even though they live together they kept separate apartments. So what you're telling me that after. I let's just keep it simple here. Let's just keep it simple. So your head. Don't blow up. You know because if you believe that i gave a fuck my j. Lo and alex. God knows what you'll believe. I didn't know it was that good of an act. Let's pretend i molested my little brother. Mike's kid here. I don't think mike worker minimal. I think mike would call the cops. And i wouldn't blame. He's not a rat he's just protecting his child and children from getting molested from a guerrilla me. Be the second thing i do. Yeah i don't think mike would take a call from me and go. I'll be up damn monday to a podcast three. I forgave about molested my child. Because that's unforgivable live. In fact. I come from matt north. Bergen not new jersey. But where i come from. That's an act of. I could shoot fucking head and call the cops and tell the cops. I don't know what happened. He molested my job than the cops. Okay we'll drop off in the weeds for you. Thank you for getting molester off the fucking streets but now we live in different times. You can't be doing that shit. She sold her so yeah. She sold her soul. But it's not just me a pharaoh you hear these stories constantly so you raped me. And then when. Brian called you. You actually went to the audition to play his wife. Come again the understand me. So this is what runs through. This is the mentality of how he would they. Don't give a fuck. It's like the people went to work for what he has and listen. I'm not manage. Had his name woody allen. Yeah whatever the people that went to work from a lot of people who work from films get heat for working from you. Know what. I'm saying i don't i don't judge nobody for work from i. Don't pay your bills so pay your bills like a judge. What the fuck you say. And even then but they work from. They need the money. You know knowing that he's a fucking child molester or whatever they've been falsely accused improperly accused or whatever you know so think about what people do in hollywood that's just the mindset of hollywood when i watched me pharaoh speak who. I've always been a fan on you. Know i loved her in rosemary's baby She reminded me of every actors. I spoke to an la like she. They all have the common thing. You know what i'm saying like they'll do certain things but it was very sad to me. You know and i just told my wife. I'm not watching this. No more. Because i like i told my wife. If you found that. I molested fucking mercy. Would you work for me. As a f- i directed movies. She looked at me and said you'd be in jail. You know that that's not hero that but that's just don't let you know that mentality of where i came from you know. I never got to me like that. Tell you to go fuck yourself and dead and once i got off the cocaine. That's when i really saw hollywood for what it was not that people are listening the longest shortest people. Don't really wanna work for me. I'm ashamed to tell you. I love adam. Adam loves me but he had a producer who didn't like because he came up to me. He wanted me to do something. I don't fucking sow told him right to his face. I was looking for a job when i found this one. You talk to me like a man at all fucking talk to me at all until this day may not produce get along. He retired. he quit. he's moved on. he's gazillion. you know He was a good producer. I'm not here to say it was a bad produce. He just approached me away. I don't like i told them what i felt. That's why sometimes you see a postal longest yard and i'm on it. And then you see another post and i'm not on it. That was all his doing the break. My balls at the anti put me the last thing. He did everything he could to break me. But at the end. I kicked asking that fucking movie. He did everything he could. He did everything he could to try to everything. You don't understand how. I still remember the day i had to shoot the scene with the fucking in the locker room with the thong on with my stomach hanging out. That was my fucking idea. That was my fucking idea. Because i wanted. I wanted to out of respect for toronto. A major league if you ever see the cuban guy major league when the owner of the club comes in. She's he's got a thong on and she smacks him in the ass. I'm not saying that. Some hot chicks on the smack me in the ass but out of respect for sarah no. I thought it would have been a funny scene if i just wore jockstrap or whatever these two and you know white little college kids from paramount or wherever company talking to adam when i want them to adam i said excuse me gentleman had jockstrap already in my hand. I had him. I wanna wear a jockstrap sane. And he says to me and the two dudes talking to adam and they'll i don't let them do it adam and adams wall what do you wanna do you ever see major league. I wanna wear serano dead. I wanna wear a fucking child pro. He's like that's fucking go. See right away to produces like now. He's not doing adamson. let them try it. Let's see how it looks when i grow and you don't mean they're like wait. You're gonna do right here in the thing. I just put a towel up. You ever see one of the fighters got away and they put a tyler. There was chicks in the room. They were fucking line directors that chick from scripted. At fucking died. I said i don't give a frenchman up. Adam didn't give a fuck about my balls. One day they fell out of my shorts. I was sitting down. I was sitting on a bucket and my boss for all my shorts and people are talking about me. And i didn't even know it like i was i. I'm looking around because new mexico's gorgeous. I'm just looking around at the scenery and all of a sudden. Adam sandler walks up to me right here the corner of my eye and he goes joey. I don't mean to but you're punching bags hanging out so he would call my one nut the punching bag so that's how it started so after that he's like doug. How big are you fucking balls. That's just one of them keys. Christ it goes. I didn't know people walls could even be so fucking big but now it's listen. I know how we got on this subject on the count stations for people that lost their souls. Yeah all these fucking people in la. So i had to unwind from that you can tell i'm a lot better. I'm doing a lot better than when you first saw me. I was like this fucking mummified in front of here. I'm a little bit more loose. You know things happening. Because i was beat up. Those last four years were fucking torture portrait. The more you think about an after. I talked to theo not on the podcast. But before that i understood what was going on and it stood what was going on with him and understood what was going on with me so us to just psychologically fucked and work it out and we figured it out and it was great seeing him on that screen and i mean that night after we did the podcast we smoke again about what. We spoke about the podcast. The fun we had you know listen man. i'm. I'm very proud about a lot of things. I'm very proud. I did eight hundred eighty episodes of the church. I'm also very proud. I ended and started something new and you guys are now witnessing the growth as we do it. Some people couldn't take it after two episodes and i left. That's fine. i'm not mad at them to each his own. I think the first six episodes was podcast. Fucking all over the place. It's been the last maybe month month and a half that we've been on pace and getting a grasp So i thank you for sticking around and thank you for understanding the process that takes the have a fucking podcast and the duo podcast arab. Always is this one that one. I heard something the other day. That was fucking hilarious. A friend of mine sent me a video on youtube. Who i want you to hear these two fucking jerk off comics. She the problem. See you guys didn't know what was going on. Was that and lille tie liotta. 'cause lee and i talked about all the time the writing was they were called. Joe rogan i and if they can get through the rogan they'd hit me up at the same time so of rogin raised their hand. Then they would blow me off hands. So if i would say you wanna come on the podcast and rogan which say no then they would come in like fucking happy shit. You know what i'm saying. Listen here's the problem with the podcast. Everybody got confused with. I did when rogan stars podcast. Let's say two thousand ten to be conservative. Two thousand nine. Let's just go with two thousand nine liquid fucking that sparkling water tremendous. I think there's a website for check it out My girl said that to me from nebraska colleen. I love with all my heart. I told i try it. It's fucking tremendous carbonated water in the fucking eighties when you went on johnny carson for you guys watch a documentary or maybe you don't know how comedy works when you go on something you immediately blow up. What does that mean joy. We don't know what that means. Well when roseanne was at the store mitzi sourani original room and she liked so much she told her opened the main room and then while she was up on stage in the main room to people from the tonight show's saw some one person. I don't know the exact story. If a mac and the story up let me know. I'm just trying my fucking best. And they put on the tonight show once they put on the tonight. Show if you killed and johnny carson. When like this to you you just became a half a million. You just got half a million dollars worth of work you're gonna they're gonna put you in two films and every comedy club in the country's gonna watch that's just by johnny carson going like this okay. Johnny carson went off the air than it was The show that was on comedy central with the guys. Great fucking show patrice rich vise tough crowd trump crowd. It was tough crowd if he went on tough crowd. You blew up and there was hoping anthony people dying gonna open anthony. That was howard stern. But then it was a reputation of fucking joe rogan. That if you went on joe rogan you blew up yes and no did it bother a guy like me. That people would say something like that. That would be so shallow. Yeah because the first time. I went on rogan. I was already doing comedy eighteen years at already. Done five or six fucking major films. I was irregular at the store. I was kind of co headlining already. I was starting to headline co headliner. I was not a headliner. I'm not gonna tell you that. But i was headlining big difference in being a headliner and being a comedian. That's headlining i wasn't the headliner. Took me a couple of years to learn. Thank god rest in peace. Greg geraldo taught me with a real was when i watched him for a long time. I just ralphie may was a true headline joe rogan as a headliner bill. Burr off the charts and lighter. I was a comic. I was considered a comic's comic high perform for the back of the room. There's no money in the back of the room it's comics comics aren't gonna pay you. So that's what i was. I was considered a comic's comic dach- when you perform for the back of the room. So for years i didn't give a fuck about the audience. I hadn't made the comics left. That's that's great too. That's a great thing to have to when you're a comic's comic. That's a very good reputation. Have but you're not really a real fuck in full blown. National touring headliner. There's two and i understood that at the time and two thousand eight or nine two thousand eight. I said i'm going to take six months. And every thursday night. I'm gonna drive to the irvine improv and sheila headliners and the first thursday i drove down was greg geraldo. I did not no. I did not. I knew he was from new york. I know he had a tv show. I watch greg geraldo. I watch patrice o'neal even though i was headlining i wanted to become a headliner. I watched all the joe. Rogan was always a fucking headline and motherfucker always had a tight tight. Our and it was a tight. Our was hung was we. I was out there throwing stuff anyway. The purpose of this for me to tell you that. When i went on rogan i never. I'll tell you some secrets. I'll tell you some secrets that happened later. But when i went on rogan the first two or three years. I didn't know what was going on. I just went on that with the impression to be funny. I went on that to do what i love doing. The best making my friends laugh. I love can laugh. There's certain people when you make them laugh. It brings a warmth to your heart. When i would make that man laugh. It would fucking warm my heart so much. Because i knew her heart was make him laugh and for him to go crazy and i knew i know this shit that he likes for me to say like i know that when there's a room full of people he wants me to go into one of my guy rates. He feels that shit. That's why joe. Rogan is one of the best adam sandlers one of the best because they don't put a thumb on you. They want you to be funny. I'm the same way. When i tell my features go out there and fuck come up making it hard for me. I don't give a fuck. Go out there and fuck them up kate. Dean kamen morales chelsea skidmore. All of them. I told them all. Go out there and fuck them up. Don't worry about me. Because i was opening up for rogan he would pull me aside and go dog. Get your shit together. Go out there and fuck them up. And i would look at them and go okay and i would smack myself. That's left. that's four fucking rights so the fucking right side of one day. When i flunked cup i beat myself up enough enough. It's time to stop beating yourself up cock suckers that said i would go. I would get fired up. And i would go out there and listen. I was such a bad comic. At the time. I was a good comic but i was a fifty fifty comic. I couldn't control my destiny. I didn't know what direction i can going. So all that being said. I heard this fucking blew a chat between two jerk off comics and there was about that one of them is going to austin and he didn't get invited on rogan's podcast and that he heard that the last time his friend did nothing really happened. Well and that when the other guy did it nothing really happened. Well you went on there and you weren't funny. That's what happened. You went on and tried to be a smart guy. We're rogan and you weren't funny. When i went on rogan's pot. Dan i after i found out all this shit people come up during all. You're so lucky you get to go on and whenever you want to go. No i don't know i don't ask joe. I have certain dates the last podcast of the year and fourth july. You check all his podcast check. I always do them in july. And the last one of the year there was a reason for that. There was a reason for that. And every time i went on there i prepared myself from that fucking morning to the time. I got there. Because i knew i was going on. I wasn't gonna fuck around. That was my secret now. People are going to me. Why don't you go on there a lot more. You should go on there a lot more. Because i'm not a stupid hall like you. I go on twice a year and my fucking chances of killing Even stronger if i go times a year. I'm gonna bond to a three time. It's the fucking number. It's a magic number but twice. My chances are bombing some podcasts. Better than others. But i always left my soul on the table on the rogan. Podcast the same way that i might table the same way. Ryan cyclists table. The same way i did on stage. These mother fuckers. Want to date and you saw when you were there. People contacted me to go on my podcast rogan podcast. Because they thought it would change their life like this. Guess what nothing changes your life like this and even at the if it does if you're not prepared for it what good is it. What good is it you got to be prepared for. What's coming at you just because you want. It doesn't mean you're prepared for. Did you ever think about that just because you want. It doesn't mean you prepared for it. And how do. I know this. Because i saw this not one hundred times close to five hundred times. I saw five hundred comics. Come to la fuck fucking steal hollywood office feet and guess what happened dick. That's what happened. That input into time. They went their reputations. They would take a shortcut. They go to montreal. They would get on new faces yet a deal and then then make a mistake they show up to and then everybody wants to see them when they get back to. La they started doing showcases. But one of those nights. You pop into the improv. And you've got to file a savage like bill. Burr fucking doug stanhope rogin myself. Some what happens to what happens to you. Don't know how many times i had people come up to me at the improv going. Dog can you switch with the guy in front of you. Because he's got industry coming to see him. And he doesn't want you to disrupt this shit like that. And i and i understood. I'm going to be honest with you. I understood but at the same time. I felt bad for them. Because if some people came to see me and twenty. Three's maybe these motherfuckers had people coming to see them every night but when people came to see me i fucking blow up that room. I didn't give a fuck. Who is in front of me. I didn't give a fuck. Who is behind me. I didn't let none of that enter my mind because that's when you fail. You know acts when you fucking fail and you know a lot of comics. They know that you have a showcase. And they'll get like at the comedy store you've gotta showcase for somebody. They would put an asterisk next to your name and that let the other comics. No you didn't have a spot that you had a fucking showcase. So what would they do anytime you were talking to somebody they will come over and say hello and hug you. They really can't buy so. I would introduce them to the fucking agent. That's what they do. That's what they do in california. So i had to tell people. Don't put a star next to me when people wanna come see me because then they'll comics. That didn't get stage time and will call and say i have a showcase for a certain company. Can you put me up. There was a certain guy that was doing that all the time. He got fucking nail. 'cause they told him one night west fox come producing go. Get him or you're not going up and he's like i don't know what happened to them. Well you're not going up. But i have a nine fifteen spot too bad. You're not fucking going up. It's that fucking simple. Sorry charlie the best tasting tuna gets to be stark as can. I'm saying it's that easy but it's just crazy that an experienced comic would think that one appearance on the joe rogan show which changed at fucking life forever. That's so between that mentality and the mia farrow mentality. Next time you hear about accusations or this or that think about what. I just told you the people that think that one thing is going to change that fucking life 'cause that exists out there. Listen i know tiffany haddish when she was babysitting. I congratulate for Are grammy go back and forth. From time to time. I check out ana i still remember. Having a conversation outside the the laugh factory with her with ralphie and her talent is about her growing up. Whatever i loved that guy give her all the respect in the fucking world but look at her blow up who knew she was only be a movie girls night right girls night for women for african american women go ahead. Girl was. Boston has the fucking he is. She used to go on the road regret. Bandera read bannon via france. You know when she blew up people fucking call in may like she's not worthy fuck you to say she's not people attack her till the end. I'm so happy. She wanted to fucking grandma. I'm sad. She beat bill burr bill. Burr lost grammy. But he knew that going in after you insult the spanish people in the guys piano saw. That's true listen you ever go to one of those things at the end. I was watching the blue the green the green book. The green book won the academy award two years ago nick along the story of his father. And i'm watching these fucking fancy people get them. You've seen those people with their fancy and dressed up and that clap some piano playing violin and you're sitting at gunpoint. I don't get it. I don't get this what what's all this shit. What's all this glamour and fake shit for like you would really go pay this guy like pay a fucking bowl like i. I don't fuck and see it and in the movie if you walk. Because i watched the movie online there was a very great movie. He tells the guy that got. That's the same guy. The guy the star that movie the african american do. That's whose head was starting to get square. The night took academy. That's the same guy from the green book. That's why i always felt bad. When i watched the green book. I'm i felt bad. That his head was tripping out that night i was tripping out on his fucking head. But there's a point that way. The african american towels Vido morganson can. We have talked about your last name. We have to change it. It's too long. People might not be able to say by longer and aino there any tells them how smart they are not thousand. He has to watch his diction way. He speaks and he goes. What are you talking about. Diction i speak great. You know and he goes no you curse too much and you fuck in. They can't he goes all right. I'll take down my cursing but then he goes low thing. We have to worry about your name. He goes a cultured. People are intelligent. All the shit. You can't be talking that way but on the other side is telling them that he had to change his name because people wouldn't be able to say hey told them right out you watch them. We might be ran. It goes if they were so fucking smart. They could say my name if they're so fucking smart and so cultured. Like how culture is that what it means to be cultured to sit there with a fucking tuxedo on to watch a three piece band. Do whatever you know i listen. I appreciate the instruments. I appreciate the work you put into to playing the piano. I appreciate the work you put in. We had the violinist on the show did a great job elisa. I love it at that. You know. I appreciate all that shit. But i don't appreciate fucking people getting dressed up with tuxedos whatever with the wife looking like she's going fucking wedding and you sit there and make believe like you're enjoying this. Nobody could enjoy this. That's torture that thought can piano at the end when what did he say. Because i don't watch the grammys on. If fucking interrupted my queen latifah programs yeah and interrupted my fuck in equalizer. Because i watch sixty minutes every week. I'm a sixty minute motherfucker. So it interrupted my fucking. You know i saw was coming on sixty minutes. Got all sort interrupted my fucking equalizer. And it fucking. I didn't watch it wasn't on tv. Either he's going to be on tv. Yes who the fuck knows. That would've told them no off the bat. I won't beat out those people puke it and whatever but at the same time like i wasn't going to watch it i just gave up on. Grammys oscars that just. If ricky gervais was hosting i would watch the the model just to see him. Go off and make people uncomfortable again even wreckage vegas every year that make him the host and every year you know that whoever hizam has got to be giggling the back 'cause he loves same people get uncomfortable the same thing the same reason why. Why would you hire bill burr. A guy that you know doesn't give a fuck about what the fuck you're doing it. You don't get a fuck about the grandmas. None of us do not. Why would you hire one of us. Why would like hiring joe. Rogan isn't up. Then tom the fuck off. I'm not doing this shit. None of us want to do that. Shit so when you do hire a guy like bill burr you know what you get yourself into. You know you fucking know. He's going to go up there with his fucking you boston attitude. I loved it. When i didn't see grammy's but i saw the next day people attacking them and right away. They yelling for cancel culture. Now you'd looking to cancel fluffy for the voice speedy gonzales fake but but then the song of the year was wet my pussy something like that so we got we got a pick. You mother fuckers got a fucking pig get your shit together you really fuck can do. This is getting old now guys you know and and see what most people don't understand like most people living in fear from this. I know a ton of communist You know what fuck you. i'm saying. What the fuck i wanna say. I'm doing what the fuck i wanna do. And i'm saying i want the right now. Listen i got three shows left vinnie's. I'm gonna take some time for myself in the family for the summer. Get my head together. You don't fall in love comedy again. I did write a little half a bit yesterday. Ooh just thinking about something. I wrote it down. So i got a couple of new things. I'm gonna try what happened last week. Was i went to a fucking christening party before a go venues and i wasn't focused. I didn't laser even look at my notebook. I thought i would remember things. I went down there. And they the bag of dicks. At least i'm mad enough man enough to admit a lot of guys say i killed you. Didn't you know. I'm the type of guy tells you that not i came home. I tape my set. New already was done. The listened to cause uneven tried nothing. I was just going through shit just trying to fuck and find myself or whatever but this week. I'm a little bit more ready. I got three more sets in for the month. Three more wednesdays. Take a breathing man. When i come back. 'cause you figure there's a problem when we comes out. September twenty four. I'll start itching like an august. Because i've been in the house for a year and a fuck map by that time. So just give it time you before. You could fucking successfully do something. You wanna love it. You don't wanna feel like you're forcing it. That sucks have you ever tried to force anything. It sucks whether it's making believe you into something it just. It just sucks and sometime we do it we do it. We do it you know. That's why people in the sick. That's why people in the fat. That's why people end up because it makes you unhappy. You don't have a thing in this country where they force your hand at the age of nineteen to pick a major in college and then you pick that major and you graduate and you'd want until the job market and you forget that this is not even close to what i wanted to do you know what about these guys are well. My father was this. I'm gonna be this and then two years in you realize you don't do it. You don't like doing it but you're doing it for somebody else. You're gonna end up sick. You're gonna end up fucking depressed. You end up miserable. You can end up doing something you don't wanna do. One thing about me is a loser by trade. I'm a loser. I've come to that conclusion a long time ago. But guess what i don't do whatever the fuck i don't wanna do. I've never had the problem i have. That's what makes me illusion. That i don't do what i don't wanna do. I don't wanna do it. I just don't do it. That's it and that's the way it's gonna be for me to do some. I wanna do it from the corps. My boss my committee or at night. And i practice on that guitar. You know what i. I started when my game guitar. I was going through videos on youtube. And that's how. I knew. I can learn online because had gone through a few videos and videos were it was hard for me to learn from videos. I my mind wasn't into it or whatever. Thank you for all the people offering guitar lessons and videos. I love you. Mother fuckers and then time when this thing clears up we will do some. We will have some fucking fund. We will do some things different you know. Maybe i'm patriarch. We can do a guitar. I don't know but we'll burn that bridge when we get through it. But the one thing i did pick up from all those videos i watch and i gotta tell you something. Close to without exaggeration. Maybe fifty videos on guitar bass guitar stuff. I picked one thing up. I picked one thing up. I love that guy. I don't know he's a goofy looking dude. He's got glasses. I wrote his name down. So i could watch the rest of this stuff as i progress because i like what he had to say. This was a video about being older and picking up the guitar. Not being a young kid and picking up the guitar this people that he was what i was teaching people that guitar every once in a while somebody would come in that was wailed and it may not have to teach them and i have to change my style. You know to teach a fifty year old or sixty year old a forty year old. He just worked with kids but he said something. That was very interesting that i've always believed that he goes make a go. You ready for this again. We're talking about goals. Make a goal that you're going to play the guitar five minutes a day that it he goes and i don't want you to put your guitar in your case. I want you to buy stanford guitar. It's very important that you have a stand and he goes because if you tell you if you beginning he goes. I don't want you to practice more than five minutes. I want you to touch that qatar. Every day for five minutes. Because i know that you'll improve a lot better if you play that guitar. Five minutes a day than thirty minutes. One day i listened to what he said on my jesus christ that is brilliant and and guess what else he said he goes and it also teaches you that you're not going to play the guitar for five minutes. You're gonna play it for thirty months. You pick up your goal today is to pick it up for five fucking minutes. That's it basically. It's just picking up picking up picking up strapping on play three chords and put it down. He goes. I rather you do that. The not pick it up at all. And guess what i do every night now. My life has changed sierra the house. Listen i'm like you can't watch tv. If i gotta watch one more fucking t. Nobody has made more and residuals stove assist alone. Dave played every sylvester stallone. Movies ever made in his life. This nights where he has four movies on at once. I love so vast too long. But i had to give them a break. I saw the first rambo twenty times during this pandemic. i'm seen rambo to eighty times. Trust my dick still gets hard when he shoots to the vietnamese do with the ira when he blows up. I love all that type of shit i have seen. The lockdown was on. It was so funny the next day. A guy on patriotic asked me. Have you ever seen the movie lockdown. Yeah because he saw it. I mike all my god. That was on last night about him. He goes to prison and they fix a car whatever. Nobody has made more money. So over the top to wrestling. One cliff-hanging i watched the other night. Fucking eight o'clock you know you. You could just watch so much. Tv guys you just start getting soft and during the pandemic even with my fucking thing. I would do setups at night. I got started doing one hundred fucking you know. Put my knee up and just do sit ups and then i started reading thank god. I'm reading. pick another book. I finished a book. I was reading so i to pick another book that i've read already and i was looking at it last night. I come come to a conclusion. I think i'm gonna read the pleasant avenue connection just Because i'm trying to get my comprehension. I'm trying to get focused again. My focus is all over the place but on top of the reading the fucking guitar as move me from point. Let's say a inland alphabet from z. Is the worst that your mental stake be an a. is the best mental state was. When i got the guitar i was probably a cute. And now i'm probably at fucking gee i'm getting closer to my world guys. I'm getting closer to my world day unless we there was fear involved. There were the anxiety of the move. There was anxiety of whether my daughter my wife would like it. There was of the career. They was being zaire. The podcast there was all these different anxiety. I just met and fucked me up completely. And i'm not you know. I'm not ashamed to admit the fucking truth that i go see a therapist not really because it's against what i believe but i use my friends. I used all my friends on iran. My ideas by them. And i rapped with them and anytime a friend wanted to see me and the weather was my book and run to his house and i'd sit in the back yard with them and even though is eating me alive inside that i might get this cold with die look was still fucking here. Knock on wood every fucking day. You know i've gotten through this and it's been hard but the mo the happiest thing the thing that makes me the happiness is that you guys have seen it. I'm just not telling you a story from ten years ago. You know ten years from now. I won't be saying. I was amassed. Now i've been telling you guys we've been going through this. I'm not. I haven't been don't good. I'm not doing well. I'm doing better. I'm doing better thanks to you. Guys the patriots. The videos little fucking around now the instagram. Now they got ta. I'm almost at. I'm at g. and i hope you guys are g to help us. I've cleaned up my diet. I've you know the pain pills again. Denise still hurts. I get frustrated but what what am i do. It's only two and a half months. I'm i got two more weeks. And i'm gonna fucking weeds but the point. I wanted to make that. Listen man. I don't know what condition your in mental condition. How you doing you know. There's a light we're seeing this light so whatever you're going through now. Is it time to start getting ready member. We kept saying this is all going to be over soon. This is all going to be over soon. There's going to be with them and ain't gonna be over yet. We still got a little bit to go but there is a lot at the end of the tunnel last thursday. I got a call at somewhere. I was at had fucking kolbin. Somebody that tested positive for cohen. I took the instant test on friday. I took another task. wasn't the rapid test is one where you work for email. I went down there. Friday and took another one eight home. Because if you got it it won't. It's not going your system if you had contact with that person on a certain night eye contact with that person on tuesday night. I got the call on thursday so he goes giving like five days. So you know. I don't want to give it to mike. I don't wanna give it to somebody advani's so i want again yesterday and i got the result this morning. That were fucking negative. So i feel a lot better. But i'm i'm i was tripping on this like i said in time get the vaccine right now let it roll out. Let people do it with doing. I'm not doing much as something. I'm going to concerts. Now it's like. I'm doing comedy shows anything i'm doing one show a week. The forty one people and You know we use all the precautions we can and i goggled like the nose spray. You know the no steroid i use. That used to be thirty six dollars a container. And now it's two hundred or container and they make me pay for it because it's anti colbert spray. So at the same time it's a no steroid also like anti cold. Something up shot up because people are using it to avoid whatever it's my regular knows been using it since two thousand thirteen since i got the fucking nose job. Once a month he goes. I go. I go through two bottles a month and they raised the puck and prices up. But that's that's the medical system. Well that's how i got the fucking surgery. I was hooked on african. i was hooked on afrin. Since michael caine pumpkin days and then i started jujitsu and i couldn't breathe on my fucking knows. I brought african. i just found that african. i was looking through one of my fucking sports bags. 'cause we open listen. I the reason why. I haven't opened up. I'm very sorry to a lot of you. People i love you guys to that. And i know you guys like to send stuff and you offer stuff to me. It's not that i don't want. We got to sheds out there one. We had to take down. Put the generator and we give it to my man frank puma crunch the street and the other shed is filled to the brim with boxes from the move. Once i get those fucking boxes cleaned up then. I'll put my po box. Then you can send me whatever the fuck you wanna send me. I'll take whatever you got shoes. Weights fucking you know when i left la. I gave away so much stuff that i never got to enjoy. Because i didn't even know after should existed. I was just finding. I would come back from the road. People give me pictures. Look mike rowe two pictures the day to great fucking picks. Somebody sent them a year ago and he forgot the come. See me a park or something happened. I don't know guys. I got a storage shed filled with boxes. Let me three boxes. And see what i got this shit and then you could start sending me my stop put on the podcast where you whatever the fuck you wanna do but let me just clean out. These fucking sheds. I don't wanna get another. po box. Every time i would go to. Po box it would be car load on the way back the trunk. The trunk would be fucking brutal. Tremendous shit people have sent me the best in the world protein. Shakes that everybody. You don't listen man everybody's trying to promote their stuff and i appreciate it you know i got a lot of. I got a lot of stuff that was junk too. Don't get me wrong while eclipse and shit. That would just garbage. But i liked this stuff. People make with the hands. That's the stuff. I never got rid of like this right here. My future brother-in-law steve. I love when people drew pictures of me and people were coming. That is the ugliest jodi as i've ever said. I don't give a fuck. Somebody put time into that. Somebody sat down and put time into that. Put a frame on it and then salad. I'll do something. But i'm not just going to throw it away. Put time into that. I wish i could draw half as good as of these people have sent me are. I wish i could draw as well as them. That's fucking gift all to itself but hey we get what they give us to me. They gave me gift again and big boss. I know looks and a medium dick. But i got big balls and the gift of gab. We all can get the same shit. I can't change a lightbulb. i'm polish. I can't fuck and change oil. I can't do not. It's hysterical. Because i swear to god i must have been on the podcast and some guy on patriot. Who's a sweetheart. We have tons of columbus asians before that he fucking went off on me. You have to take the plan. The fucking The whatever the fuck the vaccine. How that time in the beginning a month ago i was a little unsure one for them to roll it out to see what the fuck results are gonna be going in order. Go on and off. And he's like well. You have a celebrity status. I'm not fucking celebrity. I must have bourbon house dad. I'm a suburban house. That first of all. I was never fucking celebrity. I was a dirty comic. Got lucky so. I don't know why you keep using that word celebrity. You'll never see me at celebrity golf tournaments and celebrity bowling tournaments celebrity. Not because. I'm not a fucking celebrity and i don't wanna be fucking celebrity. I'm fucking dirty comic. That got lucky from time to time. People put me in there fucking movies that said. Us celebrity. You should can go down and guy said listen. Stop right there. I go i start in in. You know. He was telling me this polish. That's how a conversation group. Because i like baraga cheese. I like stuff fucking green peppers gooky. I like polish food. Yeah sure you call it gooky stuff fucking peppers you guys got the correct annunciation. I'm retarded. I just quality So he says to me you got again. He kind of like went off in a way and i was like. I can't fucking believe. I got the only pollak who could put a lightbulb. Been telling me that. I need a fucking back. Saint twenty million polacks and. I got the only one that gets the lightbulb. Yell at me for fucking i ticky unfollowed me. I think he left. They pissed off. Yeah but we were friends. You know like fucking on their fucking around so if he did get upset. I'm sorry i didn't mean it like that. You know. I respect the polacks all my life. Because they're the only ones that never bitch throughout this whole thing right. Everybody makes fun of black people. Chinese people they got pissed. Spanish people get pissed. You've never seen a parade outside of barnes and noble with people going. Take the polish books down. You know one hundred poets books how to change a lightbulb. They've been writing fucking polish jokes since the beginning of time and these people do not give a fuck. That's not been one protest. There hasn't been a parade 'cause they don't give a fuck that too busy baraga cheese and drinking vodka. You're gonna polish fucking wedding four fucking days. You haven't been to a polish wedding are you. Don't know what life isn't gonna polish wedding in buffalo six days seven days. They're eating drinking dancing. I forget the dan state do with the fucking dresses. Forget about it when you want to go to a real party you go party with the polacks they. Don't fuck around jackson funk around. Polish weddings are sensational. If you're into that stuff. I'm into fun. I don't wanna get. I don't want to go to a wedding and sit there and there will be back glass and she kisses and i can't curse in front of your fucking grandmother 'cause they're gonna die and the six flower major bunch of anyway. I don't like those weddings those weddings. You don't don't even invite those fucking things but if you're going to have a fun wedding you know jump and fucking firecrackers and people get draw hammered and nobody cares. Nobody is going to be judgmental towards you. And if you wanna take your best off and dance with your fucking shirt you know. Those are weddings. I like those uptown fucking weddings. Save him for somebody to fuck else. I'm so i'm so upset. Because i was looking forward to go to j.lo's alex wedding. I was looking forward to going to that. Puerto rican bucket wedding. Like i was gonna get invited to get the fuck out here. You cuban fucked. Puerto rican weddings fun too. But i didn't give a fuck about jaylo. Fuck about alex rodriguez. I mean i loved him as a baseball player. I didn't get mad at him about the steroids. What do people are gonna do what they're gonna do but Yeah i guess that. I gotta get married now so. I can't believe i'm gonna miss that wedding. I won't be able to next to kim. You know the fuck out here when i give a fuck anyway. We had a great week. We had a great time That's it it's just another fun fucking podcasts. And other weeks gone. It's march seventeenth saint patrick's day go out there and march drink have a good time. Just don't get kobe. I don't give a fuck what you do. I mean last. Same patty's day got fucking Fucking cancel so. I guess this one. I'm going to be smoking. Puffing eaten avenida notable in the daytime and so fucking long said day with the stray with you. Tomorrow might be the fucking day i can. You know what. I can't even fucking doing that. Daytime the more. My responsibilities is so fucked and high. Now it's not like la. Were at one fifteen. Then it'll be too. I'm not gonna take that abbey. Saint paddy's data all you mother fuckers. I love you. Thank you very much for watching. Thank you very much for understanding what we're talking about but again today's podcast was basically about fucking when i saw that me farrow and whatever. Thanks so before you believe any more accusations while anymore stupidity. That comes out of la hollywood scene. Remember what i told you. Mia farrow continue working for woody allen after. She knew that he was molesting children. And that's what hollywood is all about. So i'm happy to be out of that scene. I'm happy i don't live in that anymore and i'm happy i'm not in that entanglement of bullshit anymore. I'm in new jersey. How bitches the idea went the my wife Sunday these two parents called us up and they said. Do you wanna meet at the park place from baseball. It was a kind of nice day. So i went over there with mercy. My wife mercy had the glove had a break in. 'cause mercy start softball next week. Thank god so she's doing this. Saturday would take an for mini camp. Like me and a friend of mine. My wife was supposed to get a fucking. Kobe shot on friday but now they call it. They might be a problem. So i already made plans for sadler. Take us on. You know because the second shot a little fucking tougher. So i made plans. Just a a buddy of mine. from north. bergen is coming down. He played professional baseball. He got drafted. So we're gonna take it to the batting cages. And just you know. I've been messing around one of this week with the glove. The glove we got what is too small for fucking softball. I don't even know what. I was gonna say that you motherfuckers or if it didn't even matter but the week fucking changed now so We'll start playing up on that. No oh so. I went to the fucking field and the kids played and mercy. Hit the fuck out of that ball. She was just having a problem catching and going and then about three o'clock. It started getting a little cold. The wind started coming in so one of the parents. Anybody angry on me and my wife has we eat so she the one couple that just you know that. Just a nice cup all all nice. That's why spent new year's eve with these. these people was bigger in a bigger setting. My daughter and ned debt son plays together and they great the kids great so we went to eat and as i get up. I'm walking towards dog. My mask on there was maybe eighteen people in the restaurant and the weirdest thing happened to me like this is some kid just came out of nowhere he goes. Hey how about a picture. And i looked at him going without even fucking breaking beat. I just went. Nope and i just kept talking walking and the lady that was with my wife. 'cause they're all talking about the lady i was talking to. My wife was next to me and she goes is how people treat you. And i go. No he's just a fucking jerk off. That has no classes mullen and raise them right. She goes to people all the time. I go people come up to me and talk to me all the time. Do i love it. If you're a gentleman or your sweetheart of a girl come up and talk to me. Say hello listen. That i don't like you my gas but john rogan. I don't like your jokes. But i like your podcast. I don't like get podcast. But i like it when you did irish show. I don't give a fuck if you're honest with me when i come up and talk to me talk to me you know. I'm not gonna take a picture with anybody right now during covid for your health and let's just stop with the fucking pictures. Okay not right now in fact. That's the second picture. I had turned down since i've been in jersey from sweet thing for guy like me. You know a couple of weeks ago. I was having a i went to get lunch from my wife before i got out of the car. You know and some kid just knocked them. The glass never brushed his hair. Meanwhile i'm on the phone with my fucking agent just knocks the glass. Let's take a picture. He'll get the fuck out here and take a fucking hike. No mask no nothing. It's colbert season. People losing their lives. Put your fucking camera way. All right put your little fucking camera away. Because i'm not taking a picture with nobody. I'm i don't wanna feel responsible for me giving you and i don't wanna be on the other end the receiving and since we don't know if you haven't i haven't let's just shake hands and part ways you wanna come up to me wanna say hello sale. People come up. Hey man saint louis joe rogan from me. Sure whatev- coal rogan. Come here next time. Yeah i fly him from austin the company that your restaurant in jersey. You don't know you have people you have no idea so for me right now. They know fucking pictures but you camera way you want to talk to me over. Talk people do all the time you know. I mean. don't come up. Made a restaurant one with my family the table. But if you see me at a park or something like that come over. Say hello a man. I liked what you did on this. I didn't like what you sound. This podcast i'll talk we. I'm i'm gonna tell you what happened a couple of weeks. So i did a periscope that cable though he stopped he reached out the apologized. Like a man. And i said because you apologizing that made us brothers. That just made us brothers. Thank you for apologizing now. Anything you need reach out to me on. Here's a patriot. Guy really yeah and he got my number and he wanted to call and ask them how i treat him. I was like man i saw. I appreciate the fucking honesty. That's it you'll never hear about this again. I'll never fucking curse you. He messed me on paycheck. Like a man that he is. because listen. if i'm yong-chol i want you to be a man the same way. I'm a man i'll tell you what's going on. Treat me the fucking same way and we'll be fine but don't just come up to me. Like hey man about a picture like he was trying to show off in front of his friends. And i was like no he just sat dez face turn red and i just kept walking. Because i don't give a fuck. I hated pictures. You're from jersey in jersey. You know supposed to be taking pictures anyway. So but the fucking campbell way cuck suck and that's it and that's that that's another episode of the motherfucking joint for march seventeen two thousand and twenty one. The light is almost dead. Don't go don't get too excited yet. There's still another shoe that's gonna drop but for now the lights almost at the end of the tunnel. Pick yourself up. Read a book go for a walk. 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March Madness Sweet 16 betting picks and game previews for Saturday and Sunday on CBS and TBS (College Basketball 03/25)

CBS Sports Eye On College Basketball Podcast

47:57 min | 4 months ago

March Madness Sweet 16 betting picks and game previews for Saturday and Sunday on CBS and TBS (College Basketball 03/25)

"It's pairs it's thursday march. Twenty two thousand and twenty one. Welcome back to the cbs sports. I on college. Basketball pocket where we sometimes discuss campbell. Fi dodo birds and leaky black. Men orlando is here with me. And he's now in a controlled environment in indianapolis getting ready for the sweet sixteen of two thousand twenty one nc double a. tournament dead-leg how is life in a controlled environment. You feel safe. Is everything under control. How you doing in indianapolis doing well. I'm in my hotel here Eager to see well. I don't know if i'll see you. I know you're coming next week. We won't be in the same hotel. But i'll be able to. I'll be able to see or hotel outside my window my hotel. Maybe we'll open our windows and wave to each other. I'm looking at it. I don't think. I actually don't think i can open my window a few floors up. Es maybe we'll just press our cheeks against the glass. Our face cheeks just to be clear here and said well. Let's the address. Woody allen mia farrow documentary. Did you watch that parents. There's no chance i watched this. Like what are the. Woody allen's the worst. I think i think that was established a long time ago. But we'll boy anyway. They used to have separate residences on opposite sides of central park and they would they could wave to each other from their residences like turn on the lights and turn them on and off and on and they would say hey and then. He had an affair with her daughter. Sounds completely awful and abnormal there. Okay so how about this though. How about this. I make the drive yesterday. Get up pull out of my driveway. Five fifty a m made amazing timing by the way just phenomenal. Got here about twelve hours. Ten minutes to stop so it was wonderful. Let me stop here for a second. How do you have the discipline to actually wake up and leave your house. that morning. There is never been a driving trip in my life. Where i've got to be at the airport by six fifteen because the planes leaving me. I'll do that. But there was no scenario where i could actually be out of my driveway that early when it's not one hundred percent necessary for me to do it because when you live in the part of connecticut that i live in and you gotta drive through the southwest corridor if you will or what's really called the northeast corridor with just ridiculous amounts of inbound traffic into new york city in the morning and northbound traffic back into connecticut in the afternoon. Plenty of places in this country have absurd traffic. But that's just something that you don't wanna get caught in so if you don't leave at the right our you wherever you're going we'll be extended by thirty minutes to sixty minutes to eighty minutes depending on how bad it is so if you want to know my motivation. That was my motivation. So i was an and you were like i. Gotta everybody's kids wake up. I i'll actually did i. My my oldest knew that. I was leaving so he actually heard me kind of creep an out so i said i said i kissed goodbye before but yes. I didn't wake up the younger one. So how about this. I'm on the road making great timing podcast music. Making phone calls all that good stuff and at at one thirty pm. I get a text message from my wife. She sends me order confirmation. It's a photo of our freezer. All three of these just came in our chilling for you there. Frickin pizzas there five hours after i left. Are you kidding me. Are you kidding told you. They were on their way. I told you they were on their way. Thank you slash. How dare you. It's just unreal unreal. When now you have something to look forward to when you go back home and you get to see your wife and your children and some deep dish pizzas. That might not have been in the correct order but nonetheless you are. You are just can't get there right after. I leave just amazing. I was cracking up. You should slept in. That's what i would have slept in spin the last morning with your boys and then had a pizza for lunch and then hopped in the car and started on. That was just cracking up. When she sent me that. I could not believe it but anyway Back be the longest. You've been away from home more than a year. It's going to be the longest. I've been away from home in a little. Actually i think it's technically since i when i was twenty thirteen when i went to dallas for the regionals straight from dallas to atlanta for the final four. And so i was gone at that point. I was like you know. Nineteen straight days. I didn't have children at that point. I think that's the last time. I was gone for like basically almost two full weeks thirteen and a half days or whatever c. Yeah know listen. I'm hunker down here. Got my got my cova test this morning. Listen you're you're fully vaccinated man. I'm well aware this. But i gotta brain tickling cova test coming your way once you arrive next week. I mean i'd i'd only done like the simple interior ones that they do right around the nostril. I've done those like time. This was my first experience where they're going back there so they are going back there but i got that done this morning and now i am in quarantine waiting results. Yeah i've been getting tested every two days even as a fully vaccinated man because it's just like protocol at cbs. Like we walk into the broadcast center into the entrance for the drew. Barrymore show and there's a testing there and apparently like i haven't seen drew barrymore but she's like just walking around the broadcast center all the time walking her dog through the hallways and stuff and so we go to the drew barrymore door and you get tested and then you you go upstairs. But i've been getting kept every two days anyway so this sounds a little more whatever. But i'll get through it if that's what i gotta do to be at the tournament. That's what i gotta do to at the tournament. But yeah once i leave and i leave later today like i won't be home for another two weeks. I won't be home to april six. The day after the national title game and i was just home for two weeks i was gone two weeks or two days gone another two weeks and when i was in his last time my my wife in my middle son went to hawaii for spring break. They had a friend a friend with a boy around the same age and they were like two moms and two seven year olds. Let's let's let's just go to hawaii for spring break. I was like i'll be gone anyway. So what do i care. Have a good time so they had a good time. But my little guy or you're old. He went and stayed with my mother grandmother for basically a week. It was the longest he's ever been away from home and he was great. But when i got home a couple of nights ago. I said lula buddy did you. Because he was so happy to see his brother and see like when i walked in the door he was like daddy. I missed you. And i was like ask your older brother aidan if he missed me and eighteen year old just sort of like smart walked away but i said lula did you think your whole family left you and he said i did think that because my whole family did leave he was he was a little. How you doing this to your guy what he was like. He really was wondering if like if this is his life now living with grammy and it was all over and he was like. I just got a toy room. And i'd live here but everybody's good now so i hate leaving again so quickly but i do look forward to getting a controlled environment with you. Yeah no no doubt real quick on the ground here. You know pretty. I don't wanna say dead because it's not dead but you know you're used to going and you'll see this when you get here because it's obviously different than what you've been experiencing new york like when you get to. It's weird like you get to a destination like this. It's four the final four and it's just there's a whole i mean. The city transforms because of this event. Right well i'm here and it's not yet the final four sweet sixteen. The teams are here. But they're in their own hotels obviously and there will be some fans at some of these games coming but there is not. There's not that vibe to it. Whatever indianapolis pretty. I guess normal quiet and it'll be to see how much that changes once we get to a final four but nevertheless looking forward to to seeing you here i guess in six days but hey let's you know. Let's talk sweet sixteen. We've got eight games. Starting a couple of days and plenty to dive into the sweet sixteen starts saturday. Eight games over two days norlander. Simple question upsets have defined the first two rounds of the two thousand twenty one. Ncaa tournament does that. Continue or will things start to straighten out a little bit from here. I think i know how you're going to answer this. I think we're still going to have some more noise. That's my that's my honest gusts here because when we look at saturday's matchups one that i'm most intrigued in nova baylor. Just because like baylor's got baylor. Outclasses villanova at the guard position by far right. But you've got a coach on the other side has won two national championships versus a coach. Who's yet to make a final four but should make his first. This year in scott drew you've got syracuse which nba hamas made a final four as a significant underdog in the past decade against a houston team. That is in back to back. Sweet sixteens as a program for the first time since allies wanna drexler were donning coors unions unions okay oregon state loyola. I don't even know where to go with that. I mean anything's possible. I guess but i would think loyal loyalists better team and its favored to win. But major congressman. We'll see and then. I do think that oral roberts. Arkansas has a wonderful potential to be a close game. I'm i'm quite excited actually to cover that one in person there. That's on saturday. And then you look at sunday's games. Yeah like i have picked florida state to make the elite in my bracket. So i think that there could be a case there. I'm not seeing ucla. Alabama not seeing creighton so to a certain extent yes. This wasn't your exact question gp but if you're going to go pure seed upset and not lines if you ask me set the over under at one point. Five seed upsets this weekend for the sweet sixteen. Only i would take the over if it was two point five. I might have to pump fake a little bit. But i'm still might take the over and go three. Yeah some of these though a really close lines where it won't even be considered that big of an upset if the underdog wins for instance michigan's only minus two and a half against florida state. Uc is only minus two and a half over oregon. So those could be seed upsets but one possession underdogs. It's not that big of a deal. I agree with you. And i do like to me just to touch real quick. They only on our most recent podcast. I i do like this blend here. I know there's a couple of maybe random games for general sports audience. And are like i know. Oral roberts arkansas. It's fascinating because it's it's a fifteen in the sweet sixteen. I understand that. That's that's not going to be the most highly rated game or anything like that. But i do like the blend here. Again of hall of fame coaches programs that have made multiple sweet sixteens in the past half decade plus here. So they've been in this spot we're used to seeing a lot of these teams like villanova like syracuse loyalist. Cogs only done once but they went to the final four familiar with that michigan. Florida state oregon gonzaga. These teams have made it. And you get that blend. Plus you get like fresh blood in terms of alabama. What it's doing obviously a football school but a super compelling team so we get a little bit of both we get the you know we get the we get strange Upstart story of organ. Stay first team in twenty eight years to make the sweet sixteen after being five hundred or worse twenty games into a season and then you got still three one season a couple of to still sticking around so to me personally. I think it's the best of both worlds and swam. I'm pretty excited. I think both days by the way the way the east side of the bracket shakes. It's pretty balanced. I don't think one day is necessarily that much better than the other. I will say the one thing. I've enjoyed about this. Tournament is all the the left side playing today and the right side playing. Tomorrow i dig. That makes it so much cleaner. I don't know if it's the best way to do it. Going forward because you have teams in different pods and the regionalized in whatever but just from filling out a bracket perspective it's a lot cleaner. I love it. And i yeah and not to get too down the tangent. I wonder if we're going to do this again. You've got to have the the first four in one day so that they feed in. I guess to one side of the bracket to make it but yeah i just like its metrical and i just like the way that it's doing it in the whether it's playing out there so yes for saturday to remind you it will be the right side that will play out and then on sunday the left side will flesh out to the elite eight. I we're going to dive into the sweet sixteen game specifically next but first we make sure you know how crucial it is that you download the cbs sports app. These inside the white tournament games are on multiple channels. It can get confusing but it doesn't have to be. If you've got the cbs sports app you can get it on your connected tv or phone and when you do you're going to see every tournament game available to watch whether it's on cbs. Or march madness live. The app is a gateway to all the action so go download the cbs sports app. Now to make sure you never miss a minute of the ncaa tournament. Okay dead-leg sweet. Sixteen this week in four games saturday. Four game sunday. Let's discuss them. Should we pick them since our picture. So good let's let's let's let's pick them. Are you aware that. I think you are tracking all of our performances on the site in terms of against the spread and straight up and all that good stuff. Do you want me to. Do you want me to inform you how we've been doing here. A shore okay. We are separated by one game against the spread. You are twenty six and twenty five. I am twenty five and twenty six. I'm going to read off the rest of our expert. Picks here jerry. Palm is struggling. Twenty one and thirty against the spread. Chip patterson hello buddy host of cover. Three podcast go find that twenty. Eight and twenty three against the spread. Strong josh boone. Twenty four and twenty seven. And then i share the same record as david cobb. Twenty five and twenty six congrats. You you are one game above the spread picking strictly all incidentally tournament to this point smoking. You hear any means one game. It wouldn't wouldn't start strutting when i'd already strutting strutting right now. Smoking twenty six and twenty five. That's above five hundred are. let's let's. Let's see what we got. saturday do. Forty eastern oregon state versus loyalist chicago ramblers or minus six. And a half you can watch it on. Cbs america's most watched network. It's the network of stars. I wanna be clear about one thing. I'm probably about to pull a para share so we did submit our picks against the spread for all sweet sixteen games for the site. I don't remember everything i sent. There is a chance what i give you on this. Podcast will not match what i have on the site. Just so you know. I'm gonna take loyola chicago to cover here oregon state They've been just wild and amazing to this point. I actually talked with oklahoma state coach. Mike boynton on my drive to indianapolis kind of a a season postmortem deal and he said oregon's as i watched i watched their you know pass four or five games before they played us and these i went back and i watched them in january and it is a different team. They don't like they don't look anything like when you look at the tape if you were to pop on their pac twelve title game vs something. They played in the middle of january. It's not the same team whatsoever. He's i've never seen anything like it just completely different and credit to wayne tinkle for getting his guys You know in this mode. It's been amazing and weirdly. They're kind of. They're kind of like loyola from three years ago. Only in that they haven't won dramatically in the last second the way the ramblers did or anything like that. But they've been they've been playing loose fun and free and now they're like how often is a power conference team in a sweet sixteen spot where they are the underdog and everyone's rooting against him. Has this ever happened. Before both and underdog and like very few people apologies to beaver fever but a very few people are going to be rooting for oregon state. To win this game. I will take loyal chicago to get the win to get back to the elite eight three years after doing it with the number one rated defense in the country. I can't pick against loyal to one win. After what i saw him due to illinois and to given how well their coached. How good that defenses. And how smoothly they are planning on offense which has gotten overlooked a little bit. I will take the ramblers to win and win somewhat comfortably. I can't wait to be in the building to watch this bieber. Fever going to be on your beaver fever will not tolerate this. Disrespect you about to take over fever of course not. I'm taking low struggling. I'm weighing the points. I want us all i need. I need to send this text message. Need to put it in all pick oil chicago straight up and to just to aggravate bieber fever. Not a bad plan. Strong joel. If you're listening lawyer. Ola minus six and a half point about oregon state like listen. They win ten ten in the pack. Twelve that's not great but they're on a five game winning streak now. The simplest way to put it is that when you're a five game winning streak that involves three wins and your conference tournament and two wins in the end zone retirement. Like your good. Like i don't care what you would do two months ago like your good basketball team now. The five game winning streak is against nothing but top thirty five kim pom teams so this is a team that is operating a pretty high level right now. They shop forty eight percent from three in the first round victory over tennessee. And then i think you would agree. They took advantage of parque cutting him game in the round of thirty two. That's the best way. Explain how they got here. They shot it tremendously against tennessee and then kid cunningham was something less than what he can be in the round of thirty two so oregon state in the sweet sixteen. But i do think ins right here. We've spent so much time talking about loyola chicago and how was under seated. No syncing going back into that again. But i'm gonna lay the points. Loyola chicago by six and a half. I think they win. The game by double digits saturday five fifteen eastern villanova baylor. It's bears minus seven. You can watch it on. Cbs america's most watch networks the network stars first game oregon st louis chicago. That's at bankers life. This game is at hinkle. Fieldhouse I'm going to take i'm going to take baylor to win and cover in this spot but again i if we look up with two minutes to go and novas in it close. I won't be stunned because of frankly the fact that it's villanova jay wright and they've looked they've looked pretty well you know after not looking good for three straight games of dot com gillespie granted. They got they got a little bit of a favor with north texas. No offense to jv. On hamlet i understand but they just you know again fifteen thirty three point range to get to the sweet sixteen after they'd be winthrop and they beat north texas to get to this point so winter was good. I picked him to win. But if you want to spin it another way. They be a team from the big south and they beat a team from conference. Usa to reach the sweet sixteen. So if you want to have a little bit of skepticism over villanova that's fair but this game Greatly intrigues me. I will ride with be you after seeing how it played in. Its first two games particularly how it played against albeit bumpy wisconsin They look in in great form right now and i think the bears will win but nova will keep it interesting but bears cover like i always say you never apologized for how you got a sweet sixteen you just you. Just hang the banner if you are a school. That hangs beg banner for sweet sixteen. But it doesn't mean that we can't make note of it. They beat winthrop in north texas to get to the sweet sixteen. That's far different than than trying to beat baylor. I won't rule it out because jay is outstanding and they're still talented players on that roster. But i do think this is where losing gillespie matters like you can get past those other two without calling because you still villanova and you still got jim. Robinson still got other talented players. But can i reasonably expect you to go out. Be a one possession game under four minutes to go against baylor. Maybe i won't rule it out. But the point baylor minus seven against villanova saturday. Seven twenty five eastern. Oral roberts against arkansas razorbacks minus eleven. You can watch on t. b. s. This will also be at bankers life fieldhouse. So yeah i do games on. Cbs second two games on tbs. And i'm loving sweet sixteens all standalone for the first time. I think that'll be a pretty great tv experience. Even if we'll get spots where there might be a couple of blowouts and you can't go to another game. they're all. Roberts is the best foul shooting team in the country. Now eighty two point four percent. I wonder if that winds up mattering in a game like this. I spoke with russell. Spring men who is an assistant for robertson actually has a fascinating has a fascinating story here as gpl knows but the listeners might not be aware of this russell. Spring men was a long time. Rick barnes assistant at texas and in fact was the person who was primarily responsible for getting kevin durant a texas and he named one of his children after kevin durant and so he was there. Then barnes loses. The job gets fired. Spring winds up as an assistant at san diego leaves there after a couple of years. He was a scout for the oklahoma city thunder and then he couple years ago. Paul mills gets the job at oral roberts and he winds up on the staff there and it's just like he had like he had the mississippi state job x. amount of years ago. He's just got a really interesting story. Were sharing and i was talking to him on. My drive is well on wednesday into into indianapolis and he was saying this team has like team has a a resilient quality to it that you would want and there's nothing against like you enjoy every season every every player that you can get a chance to coach can bring just certain benefits to to your life from a coaching perspective right. But he said this group. Beyond just max as smith kevin banner who by the way have like it's been awesome for oral roberts that won the games but those were the two dudes at the top of every scouting before and they still are getting it. Done like significant ways and he said we were down big in the summit league twice. We came back to win those games. And then we get to the tournament. We're trailing ohio state like reforms to go. Whatever we come back we get it to. Ot we're down by eleven with seven to go in florida. The guys just never seem to flinch like we're not a perfect team. Sometimes you know some of the decisions we make you know saying in a typical like you know jocular coach way like sometimes we'll drive us nuts but they just have a belief about him and this is awesome. This really have a fifteen seat in the sweet sixteen. This is only the second time it's happened and we don't like it. It could happen maybe next year but we could look up twenty years from now and just the way the bracket breaks like we might not see this again for a decade plus or two decades there. So i think there's a shot now. I understand that it's double digit line and all that stuff but these teams did face each other earlier this year. And when oral. Roberts went to arkansas five days before christmas. It did hold a ten point. Halftime lead arkansas. Came back and won the game by eleven. I don't know if those teams having played each other is an advantage to either one particularly. I do think it adds an interesting subtext to this whole matchup there. But i'm not seeing. How arkansas necessarily is gonna shut down both of these guys it is. It is an elite defensive team I gotta figure jalen tate. Who is arkansas is best defender is going to be. I would imagine at six. He would match up on the six eight. Oh banner. instead of six one as smith's they'll deploy a whole set of looks either way. I'd love for this to be a competitive game and for or roberts to make us really believe that there might be a chance here because when dunk city happened i actually covered their sweet sixteen game that year in two thousand thirteen it was at jerry's house in dallas and it was it was just like a blog aimed. Gp florida one sixty two fifty like it wasn't a blowout but i didn't think that dunk city was going to have a shot. Basically from the twelve minute mark on in the second half i'd love to be surprised here and And and have all roberts really be in the mix late so my pick is is to be arkansas to win. But i will take all roberts to cover. You didn't tell people what spring named his son after. Katie it's durant. It's slim reaper spring okay. He named his kids slim refers. Be great. say what's your name. Young man slim slam was your middle name. Slim reaper slim reaper springen. I should've named my kids'll spring. It's not too late. Actually your youngest son he might. He might believe anything at this point. You might want to try the my little dude on his whole family left him. What in the world and we're we're back but your you're slim repairs now okay. Daddy's yeah yeah. Okay i'm i'm back i'm back and you get to live in your house again but from now on you gotta go by slim repairs. Pretty bad ass name to be honest. I cut that deal. I'm gonna lay the point with arkansas. Roberts is a great story but ultimately you know there's one example of this. We've got in the history of the ncaa tournament and it was a double digit outcome by twelve points. I think arkansas can cover this eleven here. Do you wanna do you wanna speculate. Let's talk specifically about the coaching matchup. So maybe you can get in masses postgame press conference say something about muslims ability to exit when the sweet sixteen. I think he's going to do a wonderful job here. I gotta be honest. I think i think paul mills versus eric. Muscleman is really one of the tougher. Coaching matchups of this entire sweet sixteen to really To really give a true advantage to. So maybe i've been inadvertently Offended both of them by doing this. But now i think it's i think it's equal. I'm not stepping into this trap. There's no shot as fun as it would be as fun as it must do that again. I think i think knowing him he was probably just a one and done there. Because there's one of those things where he said it then he then him saying it makes more headlines on top of the initial one and he probably wants to avoid that again but if he wants to call me up for this. I'm completely fine with it saturday. Nine fifty five eastern syracuse against houston cougars minus six. You can watch it on. tbs I was asked on. Hq this week. Anaheim radio double digit seed most likely to move on. It's gotta be this one agreed. Yes i was asked the same thing on radio. Yeah perhaps by the same radio host to see that can actually advance. And i think it's syracuse for two reasons. One houston is awesome. Kelvin is awesome. That team will not overwhelm you. From a talent perspective. I mean they lost the afc preseason player of the year midseason. It hasn't really mattered but queen. Grimes terrific should be an all american i think. But you're not as a double digit seed or roberts. A double digit seat is running into something. It is not equipped to deal with. I might be wrong. But i think number when you watch florida. Florida gulf coast. You just said it. And you're like after about eight minutes it was like this is not gonna work out. I think we could watch arkansas. Oral roberts and after about eight minutes go. This is just not going to work out. For all roberts. I could see it working out for syracuse. You've got buddy behind playing at outrageous level. Averaging twenty points per game over the past four games people now talking about him as a legitimate. Nba prospect. Did you see his answer to the question yesterday when somebody asked him about the nba. I was in a car thirteen hours. I did not see this. He said he said that is so wild to me. He said i'm telling you the truth. I've never once thought about being an immediately. Which is the last thing you've ever heard any college basketball player. Say they all think that's weirdly refreshing by the way. Well i like that. I'd never even never even contemplated maybe playing in the nba. Someday and yet. he's a six six guard. Who really shoots it like why you know i. I don't know why. Can't i certainly wouldn't rule it out. But he's playing at a high level you've got that zone. That is historically problematic in one game situations in a tournament. I'm taking houston to win the game. But i'll think syracuse plus the six. I gotta take us plus the six. By the way i love how you call them. Syracuse it's syracuse. But you're you're memphis accident. Sarah hughes just adorable. I like it. I liam reaper spring. Bring back to lean by the way. Bring it back. You actually shamed me into that one. Well there's no shaming i like. It's just it's just your accent man to lane. I'm not even comfortable saying that word anymore. Oh man there's no shame is exactly why chris christie. Got off twitter okay. I didn't okay. I was unaware that chrissy teigen got off twitter. But i don't retire the way you pronounced syracuse and two lane is a parallel to that now. It's exactly the same. I'm going to. I'm going to take houston to win syracuse to cover houston ranks offensive and defensive efficiency. Although i can you can we not totally see this game being like fifty eight fifty six and it's just hideous roughest. Watch just like frankly houston. Rutgers was that's why i'm going to syracuse to cover here. Houston ranks eleventh in defensive efficiency at palm. offense is number seven and What's what's interesting about all this. It's houston's the second best offensive rebounding team in the country and then syracuse because the way that a place it's never good on defensive rebounds ever So it's among the worst in the entire sport. I wonder if that winds up being Justice significant deal and the health of john zarrella. Who's got the hip issue him. Being an unknown just in terms of you know he was clearly battling through it in the first weekend will he be all the way better somewhat better. I don't know i'm trying to hedge year. Houston to win cues to cover. Kelvin talked about it yesterday and said that he expects to asia wrote a play. But the idea that he's gonna be one hundred percents just not true. Like can we get him at seventy seventy five percent like we'll take it but but he is going to be limited in what he can do based on this injury that just continues to linger. We'll get into sunday's games next starting with gonzaga creighton that they both those right you did. 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Alice move onto sunday. Sunday ten eastern creighton against gonzaga zags minus thirteen. And a half you can watch it on. Cbs america's most watched network its network stars chatted with one of my younger brother on the drive as well and He was trying to figure out what games to pick against the spread. You out of my mind for picking to cover here. I'm like what are you talking about. Maybe they'd be beaten five teams better than creighton by double d. I know he's like the idea that they're playing in a sweet sixteen game and this is the line is outrageous and it kind of is but this is this is how good an amazing they are the season. I'm going to take them to win into cover. If they get pushed. If they get a real push here from creighton then it would be a welcome surprise. Creighton shooting thirty six point five percent from three point range. Fifty five point nine from two point range the season. That's that's solid gonzaga's better at both. The best two point shooting team in not only the country sixty three point six. It's currently the two point shooting team in the history of college basketball. There's never been a team that finished the season at sixty three point. Six percent or better gonzaga's pacing itself to be the best inside the three point arc team actually the best two point and period. There was never a team in the fifty sixty seventy s. When there wasn't three point line that shot better than gonzaga shooting inside from two point points. The season thirty seven point three contacts actually up. It's three point accuracy quite a bit in the past three weeks or so. That's been a little bit of a an overlook storyline. So keep that in mind there. I'm just. I'm not gonna pick against him when it comes to the spread just yet if i'm wrong i'm wrong but gonzaga wins and it's an it's fun watch but they win by seventeen. Is my guest. Basically yeah before creighton. Fans in my mentioned perhaps they haven't beaten five teams better than by double digits but they beaten multiple teams better than creighton by double digits and creighton. It's interesting we just talk about villanova like you don't apologize for how you got to the sweet sixteen but you can make note that it was by beating winthrop in north texas creighton. Got to the sweet team by beating. Uc santa barbara in ohio again. Don't apologize for it but you took advantage of it but like you did take advantage of an advantageous path to the second weekend. Creighton is good. I emphasize the word. Good just good the good on offense too good on defense the not great at anything and i think to play with gonzaga. You got to be great at something. I don't i don't i don't think they can play with them. I think if gonzaga plays at a sea level it wins comfortably and if it pays plays at a level they when my twenty i agree sunday. Five eastern florida state against michigan wolverines minus two. And a half you can watch it on. Cbs any update as ahah livers. Just same deal as always here as far as we just assuming. He's applying yeah. I'm assuming that as well. And because of that i've actually i've got i've got. I've got florida state into the elite eight. So i'm going to pick them on the money line straight up and just judging of what i've seen in our bracket group other picks elsewhere. I can't remember the last time there was a four seed that was this trendy to make the elite eight. there are a lot of people who picked. Fsu to get this far beating michigan. Or if they had like i did. Lsu beating michigan and then beating lsu in sweet sixteen matchup which doesn't exist here so yeah. Five o'clock cbs. This will be at bankers life. Fsu has ridiculous link. it's the best. How about this stat. Florida state turns teams over almost twenty five percent of the time on inbound classes. Strictly when you have to inbound the ball one out of every four times turn you over. That is absurd tons a length that that dime looked at they'll give you sideline or baseline. It doesn't matter limited for michigan. Eliminating turnovers will be highly significant significant in this kind of game. Michigan's just okay at not turning it over or you know. They ranked fifty fourth in america. I just brought up to pump h. That's decent elite level there and they don't turn teams over period. I like fsu in this. In this match up here at this to me is the most compelling of all of them. I wonder if you would agree on that or not. But i will take the seminoles who are in this who are in the second weekend for the third consecutive tournament under hamilton. Who's who's you know. Just done a job and scotty barnes to me. That's almost feels like this might be the game where people listen to podcasts. Now who's got barnes's but this could be. This could be the spot. It's like okay. Scotty barnes lottery top ten. Let's not messing around here. I get the sense that could become an here in my bracket i've got michigan advancing and then losing to alabama but my brackets trash. I'll switch it up. I'll take the two and a half points with florida state and actually think florida state to win the game for all of the reasons. You've already noted if michigan had livers. I would maybe take michigan to go to the final four and then lose to gonzaga matters. Of course it matters we. We don't we can't debate whether it matters we we just like how much it matters and i think it it doesn't matter enough in the first round doesn't matter enough in the second round. I think it matters too much against the team. Like florida state. And so i'll take florida state to not only cover that number but but win the game outright and advance into the elite eight sunday seven fifteen eastern. Ucla has alabama crimson tide minus six. And a half you can watch it on tbs. I think you're going to be put in a tough spot here. Although maybe maybe you'll hedge. I'm gonna take bama i take. It's the second best defensive team in the field only oil chicago ranked better per possession basis. They're ucla has done. Macron has done a great job. They ended the season with four. Straight wins are forced to use me four straight losses. Colorado oregon. Usc oregon state three of those four teams are still in the end civilly tournament and ucla is the other one. And then you know they come back. And they beat michigan state and overtime. They handled themselves extremely well against. Byu that outcome that that genuinely surprised me. I d i didn't think. Byu beat the way that got and then they get abilene christian and then just you know. They beat them to bits and they beat them by twenty here. Bama the thing is when you look at what obama is an. We've talked about it before. Gp it's assembled in plays differently than every other major conference team for the most part. Whatever it's not just that i looked at. Ucla schedule it. Hasn't there's not a team that his played that resembles alabama so. I'm sure mick and his staff have really had just a hell of a challenge. You know Film scouting prep like this. This is the team will just be preparing for this game in ways that they haven't had to prepare for another opponent. The entire season and ucla is not an elite defensive group. In fact the weird thing about ucla since cronin got there they've been better on offense than defense and that was not the other way around when he was at cincinnati. I'm going. I think mick can coach game to be close. But i'm i'm not gonna go there. I think that alabama win by about ten points. They'll win and they'll cover. And they'll scoot along to the elite eight alabama one of the game. I've got alabama going to the final four. I love alabama. I'm the one that nearly predicted what they did the other night. Slim reaper spreme. And but i can't be disrespectful to make in this spot so i feel like the way to split. The difference here is take alabama to win the game. Ucla plus six and a half. I knew that's what you were going to do. And less than i can respect the move here but in all seriousness. Would you acknowledge that. There's a real threat that alabama wincing by twenty points. There's a real threat that alabama wins every game by twenty points okay. I mean they're going to take thirty to thirty five degrees and they might make twenty three of them. I mean you know. I'm not predicting the two thousand three hundred thirty five right now on twenty three from thirty but i think they shoot just about their average in this game. I don't think they'll go off in this game the way that they went off in the last game. But this is why. I alabama as the most dangerous team in the country for other great teams like they are so committed to just launching that if they get hot like they did against maryland. There's nothing you can do about it. I think is aga- wins the national title. But i could see a scenario where we're in the final four and it's alabama gonzaga and alabama does one of those sixteen of thirty threes. And it's like oh my you know. That's the scary thing about a single elimination. Tournament is that alabama doesn't have to that four times to advance. They just have to do it against you and if they do at once against you. You're in bad bad trouble. I don't think they'll bomb. Ucla out of the out of the bracket. But but to your point. Absolutely i could simply because they can do it to anybody. Given the style of play alabama win. Ucla plus to six and a half juzeng. He's going to have to keep going. He's averaging fifteen point one points for the season twenty two point three points in this. Nc double a. tournament. He's been terrific and obviously if ucla's gonna have a chance at the upset he's gotta be terrific again. Last game of the weekend. Sunday nine forty five eastern oregon against trump minus two. And a half. you can watch it on. Tbs i love this one to wrap it up. Terrific matchup here usc when the only meeting between these two by fourteen points. That was home floor. Usc is the better defensive team. It's it's only behind loyal and alabama ranks top five in defensive efficiency in the entire sport here oregon obviously more offensively oriented top ten offense per possession. Ken tom and shooting thirty eight point. Two percent from three point range will not repeat what they did against iowa or To remind you they went nuts. One point two point one point two seven points per possession on eleven twenty five shooting from three point range for forty four percent Did a wonderful job there and kinda sliced up iowa. Usc is a different opponent. I had usc have usc and my lead. I had The trojans beating iowa to get there. I'm going to maintain that but this feels like too good of a game to not be maybe down to the final possession So i will take oregon. I'll take the ducks to cover. But i'll take evan mobely to win and in doing so. Set up an intriguing game that will feature potentially two of the three top. Nba picks at vastly different positions jalen suggs center. Usc evan moberly. But this'll be a late finish. I get all that. But i i kinda love that this is the last one of the of the weekend from sweet sixteen gb. Because i think it's got a great shot at being a one possession game with a minute ago. Usc favored over the outright. Pac twelve champions. So that's interesting. This is one where i these are very comparable teams in my mind built differently. Very comparable whichever one you gave me the points with think. That's the one. I would take so. I'll just take oregon plus two two and a half. Now is the oregon team that is twelve and three with bill. Richardson in the lineup. The top five scorers have combined twenty games like we previously noted. They'll never get involved dante back to but everybody else that matters is ready to go and since everybody else that matters has been going. They've been really really good. So i'll just take the outright pac twelve champs that we just watched bomb iowa. You're gonna give me two and a half points with them. I'll take it who wins the game. I guess i'll take oregon to win the game. But if i'm gonna take them plus two and a half but this is one that i'm with you i i think we're gonna be late. Why no we're going to be up late because we'll be podcasting after this game but i think it's going to be under four one possession game. Let's now let's see who makes more plays kristy ortega or last note on this. Usc is now up to sixth in ken. Palm which ahead of alabama have loyal head of florida. Stay oregon's down at seventeen here. A bit of an overlook thing there and they. Yeah i think you will see a win. 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Trendernational Womens' Day 3/8: Meghan/Harry, Allen v Farrow, Burger King, Supporting Women

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Trendernational Womens' Day 3/8: Meghan/Harry, Allen v Farrow, Burger King, Supporting Women

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My period started and i have a rain started to wow amazing moment or a i what did i do. I got a happy meal. I received some bad news. I got my period. And i what is only i watched blackfish for some reason. I don't know why it was like the documentary. Yeah about the wheel is the first time you watched it. Yeah i'm like oh no years later. Who black the dish. Oh so i heard about what's happening. What's going to be my new intro it. They started talking to people and like wait. Cheever's what's going on at seaworld. It's not good but in all seriousness. It's not good anyways. I don't know that that was probably just to punish myself Happy international ways. Yes happy international women's day it wouldn't be a classic women's day unless we were somewhat suffering new baby we suffer. Yeah and i truly. I told jack i was like how dare you make me work on international women's day but i was not able to advocate for myself in time to get out of this you know and that's not as the female experience re going to advocate for myself but then but then i eighty no such a risk just simply too much of a risk to advocate for myself at this time. Yeah unfortunately speaking out to be like I don't want to black lizard forever. Oh here we are here we are. We've got some trending topic sweet. Do we're going to talk about the oprah and megan markle interview because that is fresh in my mind you have to and you ought to this morning. That is that right i did. Yeah i watched. I watched the feature length interview this morning. And my i mean there's like there's there's so much it yeah there's so much We're also gonna talk about Alan v pharaoh which i have been keeping up with and is a very important piece of work. That is incredibly difficult. Consume watched it yet. Because i was waiting for you to just tell me what happened. I'll tell you what i'll tell you what happens with all the appropriate trigger warnings. It's it's tough but this this week's episode in particular i thought was like a really interesting Slash bleak look into the way that Csi cases like handled on the state level. We've got a. We've got one of my favorite part of international. Women's day is a corporation inevitably. Looks it up so bad And then so this year burger king and lever king last year. Shell it you remember when shell digicell. Disciplined apostrophe between the l. And it's like it's actually. She'll gasoline and petroleum is the women's very seen by that though speak fif- she'll look i love. I love a misfired. Equality stunt burger king. Yeah burger king the king of burgers. You would think they could get it right but again. There is a correlation there king monarchy racism. They don't fucking it's all tied together. Yeah i mean. I don't know i don't know what the burger kings politics are. But i would have to imagine that we're not aligned. Hurricane have different views. Yeah and then we're gonna we're gonna chat a little about Brands that put out clothes like shirts. That say like feminism af or the features female or you know i'm a feminist or i'm with them ministered i don't whatever and then you know all those shirts are made from like child. Labour majority women who are not a paid or treated well in the workplace. So we've got a bunch of fun women's stories for you today They're you know we. We thought about covering a story with a man but then we got a strongly worded email. I'm kidding and you can only talk about woman. Yeah yeah well. Women are only Women only know enough to talk about women. They don't know any other experience so it's true this is all right. I think we're killing it. We're actually honestly killing it. All right well lets you watch the megan markle interview this morning. I watched it last night. Live you live meeting it. I ha i lo- i logged out. Because i was like. I just want to consume it and one i did. Hell live twee vary. I think the only thing i tweeted was just like i will fight a royal family member at this point because they just don't seem like good people and just like the idea of just being so so white and so cold like i felt like everyone is so cold in that family and that's very as coming from an immigrant family of persians who are like truly the warmest most in your business trying to take care of you trying to feed you until you pass out sort of like i idea so okay. Let's get into it. So one of the things that stood out to me was the fact that they were gonna take away or they weren't gonna offer archie. Megan and harry's baby biracial baby a security detail because one they were like. Oh it's too much money. There was a lot of excuses. Sorry aren't you literally paid for by the u k. I think there is money. Pay for you. That a lot of those arguments were it was clearly just being discriminatory and then saying actually it's not in. The budget is just so absolutely bleak and just like brierley ally to yes. I don't know and meghan. I thought it was extremely like diplomatic in the way she presented that information. Because there's a world where you could just feel like they're clearly lying. It's just garbage and let's not protecting of a baby like it's refusing to protect a baby. It's just unconscionable and on top of that the fact that they are literally we are watching what happened to princess diana with the tabloid storm. The property storm happen again. In harry basically says. I watched this happened. My mother died. And then i was watching it happen again with megan and then for you guys to be like sorry you get your son. You're biracial son. Hey guys large racial undertones and overtones happen here. They ash they're saying your son cannot have security. Which makes it with no real explanation other than one. All there's no money or to Don't worry about it. That's just the way it goes. And then but basically saying they're going to change the law so she yes and get security and it's an i i think meghan Made this point at one point in the interview too. But it's just like the fact that he is. The article is being denied. A you know a traditional title at all like i understand that the title is not incredibly important to meghan but she pointed out but this is the only like biracial member of this family. Besides me so why wouldn't he like. Why would he get title. That is like a legitimate question. Denying security and safety on top of all of that. It's just like it's so 'cause it's like what is like to antagonize in this story. Where it's the media and it's the internal family get two different evils kind of being being fought out here. Yeah and based on my understanding if the queen dies they'll skip charles 'cause the crown and it was because of 'cause they're like seeing the crown charles does become the bill would be my understanding. They would skip him and give it to will at this point. Oh really. I don't know anything so please. Don't take any of this a face value. That's what i saying before. Don't take any of his face value. But i do believe what i've read. They would potentially skip charles and go straight to will lay technically harry and meghan if they were still in the family. Become the duke and duchess bay interesting. I don't know. I think that would allow for the child to have some goddamn security. British like is around. Works his I you know. I i honestly have no idea i like i admire the hell out of the fact that i mean it is like the parallels are so clear here. It's like there. Were things that i because i the only thing i know about the monarchy because i'm a basic person in this regard is i've seen the crown and i listened to the series on. You're wrong about about princess diana and so i like hurdle these like interview with her recently and some of the things that she says that what meghan says here. It's like the this. They've learned nothing. They're also just now making race an issue as well. Also racist on top of being sexist and on top of like fuck. You as long as things are upheld in the most supremacy way we can possibly do it. I'm glad that. Harry got his fan. Like the harry saw you know urgency of the situation. But it's just. Harry woke up the line where he's like it doesn't take long to realize The blatant racial injustice going on. Yeah i literally just like yeah and then like megan sent me a link. And i was like oh my god i also making show restraint and patience there like she had to send you a link not ideal she florida. Mulling also one thing that really stood out to me was the fact that megan markle hut suicidal. Id asians yes not doing well mentally. They basically told her. Hey you know everyone goes through. This shit sucks. Like don't worry about it. We'll protect you. Don't worry and then she basically asked to go into a program so some sort of like hospital program for her mental health and they told her no. It's not possible. Look bad well how okay. I'm sorry what looks worse. A woman getting help for her mental illness or god forbid it getting to a point where she kills herself. That's i guess that's an it's again. It's like how many times does this. I don't even know what you call. This is ation. This institution need to learn that this is like this lesson and it. It's just so vile i don't. Yeah god truly outdated thinking and the way that harry was even scared to talk about it to his family because he was like. I don't even know how to approach this. Like it's so outdated like so many levels of outdated you're still treating a person of color like shit okay. It's like twenty at the time like this isn't the only in the last few years. Okay ray like and then on top of that. You don't even know how to deal with mental health issues. come on. it's yeah one. Last thing i want to touch on this skin tone. Yes now yourself and you know they wouldn't. They were protecting someone now. Lording may not. I know this is. These are my theories based off. also what. I've been reading online oprah this morning set that harry wanted to make it very clear that it wasn't queen elizabeth or prince philip. Who said the line about the kids. Archie skin tone. No they prince. Philip even say anything like at he is the living dead. Yeah so i think because if it was either one of them it wouldn't be a shocking. Because you're like yeah. These are very old people who different times so it makes sense if they had comments like sure i think used to. It's someone younger who said it. Which is why it was damning that they said like we can't say this because it would be so detrimental to that person so it's gotta be. It's either charles. Which even charles. I wouldn't be surprised. That or potential. William so i think there is. I think that goes along with the theory. Because they harry at the end did say that him. And william are taking some space. So i don't know that's of course i know nothing. Don't take anything i say. If he's not a buckingham palace insider. I'd miss guards only makes an all the t. but never allowed to spill. Oh my god. I yeah i mean that anecdote alone i mean i respect that. They chose to keep the identity secret. But it's like you know whoever whoever said that deserves to fucking be publicly shamed for the extremely racist horrible just like just bad in every way action in in comment that that is it's just yeah that's Set arable yeah all right. 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We hate women. And there's there's so many levels to this. I don't even have time to unpack the levels to this. It is and a lot of the time it does feel like I mean it's it's obviously it's Issues specific to this show idiom anything like it just happens all the time but the the i don't know like the subtlety with which will happen sometimes is just it's just slowly erodes away at your brain right. People have had years to perfect the micro aggression. It's fascinating so hot. I truly the the work being done in the community of microaggressions is really stunning. There's just little. I mean it's not always little things sometimes. It's just aggressive. Like i hate her voice. I don't like how her voice out or like sorry everyone but everyone's obsession with like Zodiac signs don't exist is very bizarre to me if you feel that way. It's fine but please don't scream at any person who just it's usually a woman who brings it up and it's like just a sniper attack of like just let people enjoy what they enjoy. It's not hurting anybody and it is like it's just disproportionately female guests will bring it up even in passing and it just is like you know it's like it's not hurting you. Why are you yelling at us i. It's just it's it's it's little things that they do add up it does really You know it's part of it. And i hate that. Feels like it's that's a part of it you know that's a part of my job is to for people to be an asshole for no reason. I mean it's unfortunate and it's why we don't go on sites like reddit or basically mute. Everyone on twitter. We have to protect our own mental health. While we're like putting ourselves out there right because it can be very destructive if you let it sink in. I've let certain comments sinking. I'll spend the whole day. Like what the fuck worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. But of course you know you can get ten people being yoursel gray love you and then the one person who's like you bitch you're like you're talking about it's unfortunate. Yeah we built. We're humid's it's frustrating. Sometimes you've got to take a second to me. You are superhuman Therefore everyone is allowed to be mean. It's just like it's so. It's just i don't know if it's a it's a strange sensation and you're totally right where you can it. Roll off your shoulders. This happens to you know if this happens to everybody but it's it happens dream. It was happening to megan. Markle like yeah. Yeah if that level of what was happening to megan markle happened to me honey. I would not be here. No more i would say truly. I'm glad that she was able to protect Builds a we're not afraid. I guess for lack of a better phrase bubble where that information not. Everything can get to you. I'm like ooh. I'm a compulsive checker baby and i i find the mean stuff and i let it really just i mean yeah i mean you can't even imagine that level jesus fucking christ and then you're just supposed to be ally like that's the biggest joke that we have to continue to exist god or yeah seinfeld doke. What's the deal will having to exist after being constantly ripped apart to shreds. It's so and it's like i. I'm books for the guys that over. I'm glad that it's like being discussed. There is kind of like another. It's feels like moment taking place right now where it seems like this kind of retroactive evaluation of how women have been treated like freebritney movement is very intrinsically connected to like. Yeah look how we let adults at like. Treat a child in this release sexual as way controlling behavior in all of that. It's it's good that this moment is happening but then it's also like there are days where it's like god like. How many times are people going to have to like. Put their absolute Trauma out on the line and at the end of the day. It's just like nothing changes or the like. It's just so. I think we all need to become more. Cognizant of why we are attacking someone so like right before you in that tweet and salting jamie and i later today are right that reddit post whatever four think my upset about this is there missick thing they said is that the way. Just think about it because i think the more we think about these things the better. We just need to become more self aware of what we're doing. And why because that's how you're gonna learn. Oh my aggression towards this aggression is towards that like. Why am i so angry about that. Am i asking you to go to therapy. Of course i am because that's the way figure out how you're so mad at these people i it's like it's like yeah. I mean everyone needs to do that kind of got. Because sometimes i'll have a Why am i upset. And then it's like wait a second. This is not hurting me or anyone. Maybe i could chill the fuck out. You know those moments. I just need to eat. So i just not as upset. I just need to eat. I just need to get a happy meal. It's literally a happy meals like happy. After my happy after my happy meal it's shamrock shake season. There's no reason we should all be upset. Right now. You you can literally get shamrock shake. At any time of the day. Really and their nearby they're nearby to everyone so that is international. Women's day is brought to you by Yes we are after all that we are sell out so please just let us exist. Okay and my jaw mansion in the bahamas with all. This money Rushing show money just to kind of pivot off how women are treated. I think let's talk about ferrovie. Woody woody view farrow and i think one thing it's what he yes no it's allenby farrell allen v pharaoh right because would he is his first name. Okay l. learning. Yeah i just think. The treatment of mia farrow. And all of this has been very interesting. Because that's i haven't watched show show jamie's going elaborate further on it but one point. I want to make that from the start. Everyone painted vero as this. Oh just bitter angry woman trying to get back for do you know it was never like well. Let's look at the facts. I guess my i yeah. I had to kind of event because it was like this was going on when i think we really too young to interact with the story as it was like rolling out like But but i just was like trying to put myself back in like i think as recently as five years ago i like new people who were like. Oh woody allen's a terrible person but mia farrow owl's like two things can be true here and there are cases where that's the case. I just particularly after the way that this This really well put together. Serious is is being laid out. This is not the case here. I mean it's just an it's so frustrating to me because what he didn't realize is that a lot of the like truly be argument. That's been laid out for woody allen for years and years which is that this was a retaliation and this was and like. Why would i just become a you know a molester at age fifty seven that doesn't make any sense. Which is the defense that i've heard of him over the years. But these defense is really came from woody allen this is like his narrative was consistent from the beginning. He came up with what he was going to say. And then he said it and it didn't matter how much evidence there was You know it's it's it's so frustrating and the most recent episode. I thought was particularly kind of illustrated that because the first two episodes. I think that there's going to be four total but the first two episodes of you know it's difficult stuff but it it gives you the background for Woody allen's history for his relationship with suni province and the The assault of of dylan farrow. And so that's kind of how it set up no so like a trigger warning for anyone who doesn't want to hear about csi fast forward a couple minutes And i won't get like specific or anything but The third episode Mostly gets starts to get into the criminal side of it of like it becomes public information The media narrative was that mia farrow made this public accusation and that she was kind of pulling the strings I didn't realize that was not true. Fee told You know she brought her daughter dylan to the doctor to say what had happened and the doctor legally had to report it to the police. That was why this information became public. Because if you tell the doctor. They child has been assaulted. They have to report that like is why existed in the first. This whole case you know began the way it did. And you're kind of following the whole episode. The way that the case goes in new york you see basically just. It's infuriating because i mean much like elements of the meghan markle story with the royals. All stuff we know but just the insidiousness and like how. It's just like devastate. They're they're talking to social workers in new york who like left their job over it because they they were just like this man clearly thinks he can buy his way out of this crime that he is clearly committed and he was successful in doing that. He was denied custody of his daughter. Which is the absolutely thing that can happen. But it is kind of follows you through how he Managed to get a his claws into some of the interviews that were being done and like was able to get information that made him seem like he'd been exonerated then just had his legal team say. I've been exonerated. Even though that wasn't true and like it's just so it's so bleak there is one the hero of is upset. I wanna shout them out for some reason but his social worker named paul williams who was one of the new york social workers who had interviewed dylan believed her to be very credible consistent which basically everyone has said was true. And that's a whole other issue of like how we interview And speak to children abused but like he got fired over that like they call him insubordinate for believing an abused child and he had to sue his place of work to be like on what grounds ally in subordinate for. Doing my job correctly and like just the level of systemic like we need to let You know wealthy white autour guy by his way out of this like or the system ceases to function is basically what you're supposed to be taking away. It's just hate it. But i'm very glad that esteem reported on the way out. I gotta watch out now. I feel like. I always every time i read about it the way they would paint. Mia farrow was always so insidious to me. That i'd be like this is a hit job like it always felt rayo obviously like this. Is someone being attacked because oh maybe she. She had acted a certain way in the past. But like you can't take it all and throw it and use it against her and be like this is why you guys are lying because this great director writer would and it's like you don't we have our whole lives. We have watched people hiding in plain sight be like true monsters so like you can't really tell me you can't tell me shit. Yeah over and over again. How many times do we need to learn the less i mean. That's the thing is they'll just have the same number situation in. It's like no one ever learns the lesson. I guess is the true issue and they're You should try. Like i do read a one two series of If you're able to to stomach it but it like though the amount of that was going on with there. Was this entire study or this entire report that was done on the allegations that They threw away all of their notes. They're like oh. We threw away all of our notes and all evidence of Having interviewed Of having interviewed dylan and we just don't find her to be credible and it's like well i don't find this study to be credible and just all this shit it's just it's so bleak. I hope i hope that this series will be able to accomplish something not just for this case but you know for outside of it as well i saw things are so bad. Things are bad. Well that's why we have to keep talking about it before we go. Let's talk about burger king K choice by burger king to put out an ad for women's day in it's basically their their burger king foundation. Bk family they're launching a culinary scholarship program to bring more women into leadership positions in the culinary industry. Which is an admirable goal. Like sure that's not the issue here. What the issue really stems around the fact that they put out an ad. Oh god reads. Women belong in the kids. I is genuinely really funny. Like what the fucker you and just tweet is still up for some reason burger king. Uk the uk. First of all taking a lotta. Today the women belong in the kitchen. It's like you can see is any other word choice. I'm like blown away. The tweet is so it's so start. it's just right there. Women belong in the kitchen period. Lakewood out a tweet saying we hear you and we our initial tweet wrong and we're sorry we'll do next time thank you i. I hope that the queen does like us. What did he fight like. The royal family had to do like a note that apology for this. And they're like It's recently come to my attention that we don't tweet. Responding to the women belong in the kitchen. They responded with if they want to. Of course. it's like you're hoping at the international women's day. I mean we're not forcing you to like only view on to you but we just think there should be one of the women in the kitchen but not like that like like like like. I think that they should be cooking. I mean i don't know me but like for the world but like you know it's like warlick for reasonable age. I don't know avenue visit a member. We will aide them in that kitchen. There is like a good thing. This is a good thing. I just like. What a spectacular way to undercut your own initiative like it's a so that's a solid premise for it initiative is like more women in culinary elite. The with like he just who is for this incident. I have some ideas. i've already men and a girl boss social these a meeting and whatever agency they hire that pitch this idea. I would go back to them and kind of express why. This is not a good idea. Did you see is kind of an aside. But there was a thing where people posted a video of megan markle when she was like ten. She wrote a dishwashing liquid company. Because at they literally say women need better. Whatever like need greece. Clean these dishes so she wrote it like why they have to say women. Isn't it people. And so she wrote a letter to this company and they changed the add to say people and then she went on like a little new show. She literally ten. Okay my god. I sell us on twitter. At as like like if ten-year-old meghan markle is literally on her way to destroying the british monarch in guy like probably early nineties like. Hey man it's not women okay. We're not the only one who cook and clean like burger. King com on probably. That's so cool so well that yeah. The irony is dead. It's not even like. I say i was gonna say my my my little pet theory with this as it was written in attended to be inflammatory and get them a bunch of free press which we are currently doing also so Love the emphasis. So he got our asses again. We idols out. I just bought eight nother mansion on that burger king just as just like humor ruin. Sunny d. was having a mental health crisis. And you're just like what is going on. Deamer that noah atto. Unfortunately i'm you day once said i'm not like that would be the weirdest joke ever but it. But it was just a thing manhattan. It was it was the weirdest joke ever. It was just sunny d. Said like i can't do this anymore. Okay we don't even need to talk about. We on twitter is too much. Let's let's end on this final story. We went along that we were supposed to. But who cares. Baby women be talking yet monsters. Yes so something you might have noticed. Our t shirts that say like feminist af The future is male earls. Do better feminist all that off feminine knees company eyeing these shirts But here's but here's the thanks. So this story was in euro news today There's been a number of stories over the years to this effect. But it's just i think A cleanly illustrated example of like the optics of supporting women versus the work of doing and it's like widely applicable to a lot of different things but basically the the story indicates. I wanna make sure. I'm getting the name of the company correct That this company pretty little thing Is currently under investigation for modern slavery in the way that they are running their manufacturing their employees are a by and large women. They're not be paid anywhere near enough because they're under investigation for modern slavery and its employees and majority women making these girls support. Girls empowered women t shirts while being treated some human. And this is like i mean. This is an issue that spans across fast fashion in general. But i think that just this example in particular It's it's exploiting women for profit and know when when you buy a fast fashion shirt. The suspect You're not doing anything is something to keep in mind. You're not you've done nothing and you should maybe be allowed. It's tricky because you know the fast fashion is tied up in this entire industrial complex of like the fact that the working class is not paid. 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Episode 660 - Barack Obama And Bruce Springsteen's New Podcast

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Episode 660 - Barack Obama And Bruce Springsteen's New Podcast

"It johnson men who come to the rocks by go spent dot com probably now Cam oh we not that. It really matters though because with with everything that's happened meet chasing final destination. I'm trying to get. I'm trying to get right here trying to get rights. They didn't tell us we're going to be live immediately. What no intro. No nothing. Oh my gosh i mean you will not be. Satisfied will not be satisfied. we are in a scrappy. We're in a tiny studio apartment trying at this going and you still are complaining. I'm not. It's not that i'm complaining now i get. I've been through so many natural disasters now at this point that let's face it. I've earned some respect. Maybe yeah i've earns mike keep if you will. Yeah sandy blam tornadoes florence blam and now this snow pacalypse. Yeah i will say well. We're going. Yeah if you guys have listened to the show before we famously make a joke about. I leave and go to like the sunny whatever. It is some beach or wherever it's gorgeous. I leave my family in the line of either a hurricane or snowstorm in or things of this nature so the joke has gone too far this time on. It's not funny. Funny thing where i left my family to die because you almost did and so it was actually quite not funny but we are all here together. But lord we're all here we're safe. I'm warm now You gotta shower the two year old. And i met at a tiny table I look like a giant. I look a giant eating at the dollhouse. I look like i am having tea with my my daughter that does not exist. And i'm just thinking is the little teams. I didn't know i feel. I'm too big. The chair too big for life met me in real life by the way i'm a gigantic human and yeah This is really hilarious. It's going to be a work in progress. Like i said a little shack putting together. Whatever we can. We definitely not in a shack. That would be a springsteen thing to say. It really would be well welcome. Thank working man. We're going to get to the working man in a second chance to start off here as we got a big man in a tiny chair. it is djabel. 's birthday today the flowers it is the birth of djabel today. Birth of jails you so much years a little math but it will say something happened to me. It's one of my biggest pet peeves you know when Like an older lady will go up to like the cash register. And she's getting some wine or whatever and there's a young la- whippersnapper behind the thing that says open her. You old enough. Can i see your idea. And it's so condescending and so fucked up so that happened to me at walmart. So i was getting wine today or yesterday yesterday but so now i work at walmart. If you ever go to walmart you work there. So i like had the i'm checking everything out and the guy has to come over for the alcohol and he's like maria getting something you shouldn't this little kid and i was just like you condescending. Fuck which means. I look so old that you can make that joke right. Yeah nightmare or was he trying to get them gene damn jeans while i was buying some jeans from walmart. 'cause you know obviously obviously not as bad as far as clothing wise is one would think i'm a wrangler guy you know i enjoy wrangler levis brett farve of me right to do that. Still get boo cook jeans because aware boots to always have always will not a texas thing so i don't mind walmart like i could. I could shop at walmart. The rest of my life. Like thinking this out loud. And i. I think i would be fine clothing wise. Yeah yeah it wouldn't matter. I in two days yes so i bought my own gift and i have that coming today. Some superstock stoked about that. You gotta dope gift today. So let's. I'm not fucking complaining for my gift to come with a little berating aggressive talk. That seems about right yes. I'm not complaining. I'm just saying. Oh you get you know. I got myself Myself high the other day. And and i thought to myself what did i have is child that i really enjoyed that. I would like to have now as an adult since you can kind of get like everything vintage now. Oh yes 'cause like we tiny you. And i bought a bunch of like old timey like games for kids like what was the pinball game and the yeah the robots fighting. Oh yeah rocket walk. Robots pinball like little mini old school. Pacman stuff like this. So i sent her. I coo of everything is back. A- craters just gave birth dates and we're getting rocked tonight by the way we were going out to dinner so i appreciate it quick remote. We have a birthday party anna through a fiber out there. Twenty-nine jacobs is and she's what two years older than me. I think yeah. Yeah i'd rather have that than the condescending bullshit. Do you mean they'd rather older than the guy that's like you're so old i can fucking joke with you haven't you. Shouldn't bono surprised bone him. Either way. I got myself my birthday gift and it's coming today. Some antibiotics surprise now had some We'd the other night because well. I was stuck inside of a house in texas the two year old for nine straight days and when he went to bed i took a little cheech wagon and i was like what is daddy want for his birthday. I had to leave. The first floor of the house was completely destroyed by the way so it was like. What do i get myself. That is something nice. That i deserved as you're well he was my get myself you sleeping but i thought to myself What does the father of the year. Yep get himself for saving his family for another natural disaster saving babies from natural disasters. Did i deserve. And this is literally going through my head. And i said you know what. Ross you deserve a gold watch you deserve a gold watch and and this is in inside my high mind by the way right so i got what. What did you give me against. no. I opened it. I thought it was for me shit. Where's it's it's in the truck he can you go get it. Find any excuse to go watch. I thought that was for you. Know i mean. I'm so sorry i will tell the audience why this is vital. Is it is. It's a timex. Watch is a cheap. The remember gold watches with the band on it that just stretch and then you just put it over your hand and that's it and it's got the the time piece that's digital like numbers like a calculator like an old school calculator. I bought that time accident was like thirty six dollars off of amazon. And i had it sent to the house and i was like man. You deserve a gold watch. I don't really want a gold watch in real life. But i want this fucking timex. They're not a sponsor. I just really wanted this watch. I had as a child is a joke. God dammit man. Something i sent you something. Nothing came your mom. Yes and so i was like whoa mom like this is really awesome. How does she finally no. This is for me. That is so sweet. Big guy got the spurs own birthday. Oh fuck my cock. What happens got. I need scissors for. I'm not gonna make that. It's got the thick plastic zip tied. Here it is. Here's the again ripped box office. You can at least do that. Let me enjoy myself. Whatever happens on the show happens on the show. The like button riyan is like now. You must give the watch to jesse nomo actually no. She doesn't get that you don't know him. I got well. I just got her apple. Watch for christmas so need to get a hold of her anita where that watch But me. this is the timex i got. It's so sweet. Oh my gosh this is awesome. Yeah so this was my high mind. The other night was just like oh you deserve a gold wash. All you do like an old school. Yeah deal like this so good. It's really hilarious and And it's just. There's no no bells and whistles. It's literally just holding the camera. It's literally just tell the time and and the day and it's maybe not water so great. Thirty six dollars on amazon best purchase. I've made for myself a in a very long time and then. Aj gamble just give you five dollars and sixty nine cents appreciate that for richard marx album for james birthday and goo i want you eight nine hundred eighty seven. Fuck stick twenty three years old having hit after hit after he. I don't remember. Get my dick sucked. But i definitely getting my dick set by your aunt. I can't that. Richard march should is so fucking crazy if you listen to drinking browse podcasts. And we went through all of it yesterday and all the tweets and everything. It's the greatest thing of all time and He's finally started blocking people. It's gotten out of control. it's great i love it. But it's not about richard marx today shapes now it's about springsteen about obama. O you had a new bad casts. Yeah look the working man. Working man couple of working men working men have a podcast so a couple of pours lorries dude. Doing not doing a podcast. On spotify now look is it exclusive. I'm not sure if it is. That will make a lot of sense exclusively by just give them gave him a couple of shackles so they could pay their rent. So if you don't know the obamas both michelle and barack and berry sign a massive podcast deal with spotify one hundred million dollars. Yeah they're going to do with their own stuff and everything else. The beauty of it is how hard we've gone off to spring especially last week with a dui and all that ship the working man is doing with obama and they released a trailer today for and he's got his guitar and he's just like yeah man you know Is just going to work every day and kind of you know don't have two nickels rubbed my name and all that all the stories seem to be from when they didn't have money because they really need to like played that up. Yeah so they're just telling stories of how they you know work so hard to get this one guitar. I worked so hard to get in there. I mean yeah. I'm sure you weren't born rich. Maybe were idea but none of us were born rich. Yeah bruce yeah brew just kind of miss the days when doing a podcast was your last resort before killing yourself right. Marc maron in his garage. Bro i don't know what the fuck do i have. No money on. My career is not working out. Lemme me talk to mike and see if people like the podcast. That i love right. He accidentally did it and ended up being awesome. This new thing where they're giving people that are rich. I just don't. I don't know yeah. Hammer the like button if you watch on youtube by the way so we can be this algorithm. But when i saw this pop up i was like oh well. This is my dream come. True springsteen and obama imagine they're fucking dumb shit conversations because there's nothing worse than two people that are trying to pretend to be. Were still there the every man and it's just like oh man back ashbury parking lot seventy six full in. Yeah yeah yeah. I xe bro. You're doing the same thing. Thirty six dollars bro. So yeah as my christmas. My birthday gifts and christmas to be honest with you but with the to those jackasses just going to go back and forth of like you know. Yeah you know middle lunch pail to work every day and then obama's going to be like You know we tried to you know get out of chicago and makes lives and you're just going to be bored right or board board and when you pay here's thing if you're spotify and you pay one hundred million dollars. Yeah you're going to expect some content right right. So homeboy had to call springsteen. This'll probably be a one off. Wouldn't you probably one season. And they'll be done with it. Yeah when people are actually rich only do one season of a podcast. That's that's the rule. You actually have to do this or you have to work. no thanks. This is ridiculous. I mean or maybe he might do it with someone else. I mean it might be a series. I have no idea side. No springsteen looks amazing. Seventy us keeps getting better tan to drink and drive. I'm going to say this right now. You need to drink and drive. And that's for springsteen us and then you can look that great little working so you know the to work in men are going to have a show about being poor showing and then there man it is when i saw this all i can think of is just two dudes facing each other jacking off in front of each other. I don't know if they're clothes. I'm not sure who's loubet is but there are just gonna face each other masturbate as hard as they can into each other because that's all this show is is to people who are extremely rich masturbating on each other about how they're poor or they were poor and then you know what america should be what you should do with your life. Why joe biden greats. Why trump socks all of it. It's just going to be two grown men above the age of fifty five jacking off into each other and they're gonna talk about racism. You can guarantee you that yeah Really wanted to get nitty. He would go mellencamp. Because if you seen any interviews of mellencamp in he doesn't at his house and he's in overalls for real. He's drunk as shit. He's on some weird chair sitting like you know what i mean. That is working man. Yeah he's really taking it. All the way lost melanie. Or what or who know. They're still together right now. I don't think so what's your name fuck man. It's meg ryan meg ryan loss. Meg ryan couldn't handle. That couldn't handle a meg ryan. Guess what happened was true form. He was just like not gonna change. Made can't tell me what to do. He was still smoking reds smoking reds everywhere. I look. it's cool but you know let's maybe grow up a little bit and he's like knob. I'd rather be alone. And the fucking shit that i wanna see from from an actual working man musician that sucked on a chili dog outside the taster. Freeze little ditty. Now he lived that life. Gosh the coup sticks. The only thing though that i will say is the whole cougar. Thing like you bitched out on that. I don't know if you know the story of that. His his label was like. Hey man john mellencamp makes you sound like a fucking snatch a white snitch fucking narc right. You gotta throw cougar in there. And then later on in life he was like yeah. You know fucking labeled told me that To be cougar. And after all these years in the power i crude took you out the name. Cougar and i'm just john mellencamp now and it was like. Hey man we know you was cougar. Dude shit. I don't even want to call him john mellencamp. I'd rather just call them. Cougar but call you disliked detective mellencamp. Yeah arc fucking kid off my sarge on allingham on that stupid. Shit right cougar. You don't take the cougar out of there. The foods i would've just called myself cougs if you're trying to get out of something. Yeah so you'll ross mountain lion patterson dude. I'm probably just outlined. Gave it up that. Fuck but cougar did. Did he split up with meg. Ryan can you fact check that we don't have bought. We don't have hot. Bobby orr to came out and i know my lord we're gonna be. We're going to try to use computers here. But i think this is going to be the trend in podcast. Unfortunately and now you're gonna see a ton of these fucking assholes with all of this stupid shit and you know. I think tim. Dillon said it best where he was just like these celebrities and all these things will start these podcasts. People will listen realize how boring stilted and scripted. They are and it's all going to be not the fucking cool stories you want. And then people stop listening. You know i remember seeing What's pantsuit hillary clinton's podcast start off. Really i'm hillary. I've got a podcast. I'm super relatable heard. Podcast is called you and me though. Yeah the dorky. Shit you and me. Both sister like shorts. Like nobody's listening to this bullshit. Michelle obama had to. I checked it out to see what it was. Because if you're paying one hundred million dollars. I wanna see the contents like. They're so afraid to say anything that is not off the cuff or you know scripted. Or i mean they're so anything off the cuff that is not scripted or boring or on brands that these podcasts are fucking boring. They'll never last and it's just going to be a waste of money of of these fucking people on spotify and like i look at one point came in back the truck up. Let's go to spotify. 'cause they're technologies the best right if you go rogan show watching the video and the audio seamlessly on their back and forth in the way it stops the exact same point when you're in the car go to the gym or whatever from video audio is amazing however they own you and now it's just going to become a celebrity network where you're essentially going to be dealing with executives. It's going to be a hollywood system. Podcast wise and all this other shit and they're not gonna let you read ads like babble you know and look. We don't know what you're talking about. never happened. Will now a moving over the aggressive like solo episodes to fuck in patriots on. So you can get that and we can say fuck off to those people but that's what it is man and that's what spotify is going to be where it's just gonna be celebrities and i looked at their charts and like top. Forty isn't like real top forty shows. It's all the shows that they own and the celebrities that are on their network exclusively and you're like oh we'll fuck you. I don't really care It's also weird that you would have to go to one particular spot and not others to get podcast. So we're going to try to remain independent here and be great to get some independent financing to get away from the man trying to stop us holders. Dal will see. See what happens. We'll see what happens. You know ryan mellencamp broke up two thousand nineteen and they're kind of hanging out again Twenty twenty on again off again. Oh they're that. The whole fucking house. Stunk of marlboro reds. Oh he'd wake up. he probably boehner. I bet you he slept with the aku in the bed so the acoustic guitar was in the bed. Right wake up in the morning after boning her and immediately. Just rollover and light a marlboro red with an ashtray. Like next to the bed yesterday and the whole room stunk. And she was like. Hey dude i was in. You've got mail with tom. Hanks yeah i don't need marble reds fucking you fucking god. Yeah you fucking got mail. You've got mail and the whole room stinks of of reds at ten. Am he's drinking a pot of coffee last out that hangover that he was on and then probably gives her the old one to around noon. This is my guest right around noon. He looks at her. And he's like you for ride with my friends ops on the fucking motorcycle and then bounces for like six eight hours comes back piss drunk and And just you know. Like hey. I'm gonna i'm gonna record for a little bit. Yeah i got an idea today. I got an idea about a person today right. I'm going to record little song about it. You know like to hear it. And that person is bruce springsteen just a couple of working you got that going on and You got the woody allen thing going on today goody good. I want to say on record. I mean i've been talking about this for five or six years. So if you're in the motto of do something. Say something. I did something. Did i said this was discussing for years and years and years. I made a post every father's day on drinking bros. Instagram of woody allen and soon ay and i just said look hilarious. Happy father's day and also you married your fucking child and nobody said anything. Everybody in hollywood was like oh cool. Who cares everyone was like i just really want to work with. I've never worked with them. You know So like i work with him. Then i'll start talking shit. But gosh i just wanna get that. Call about being in a woody allen movie. Welcome and i know if i say anything. I'm not going to get the call. Yeah well woody allen if you don't know had an adopted Asian roosevelt five at the time adopted when she was five yes. So as mia farrow and her previous husbands adopted daughter. Zuni previn whatever. But when woody allen came into the picture yeah she was five five or six so has been her stepdad Since she was five. Yep yep five years old by the salt so in the way that it's like the documentary is and like how weird phero is. You don't know if they just grabbed these kids. Right out of the fuck and rice paddies over there like maybe they were working and they were just like well. Let's scoop them up. Take them over to america and figure shit out in the hamptons. She did make a comment in the documentary. That was like and woody knows the kind of kids that i like to adopt yup during the kids browse the asian brown and yellow brown and yellow special needs. and whatever. The kind of kids. I liked to adopt is a very weird phrase. They're both super weird but go ahead. Yeah so fucking woody's rolling around now before we get to him fucking his stepdaughter and then eventually marrying her sure I want to start with the fact that they were. They were married. But living in separate houses. Because woody allen wanting to do his own thing sharp meantime mia farrow was at the house with seven. Fuck and children. Yeah so what are you allen. Could just kind of go in. And out when he pleased and then She was cool with that. He demanded it and they did it and then he was like getting pretty old. I really don't wanna hit the clubs of the nightlife anymore new york. How about i just marry my five year old and then we'll go from there. I mean she wasn't five but yeah well seventeen justice. When drove down the pictures she was in high school when she found pornographic pictures that woody allen had take of his high school daughter now wife And that's all but the as far as like the hollywood shit goes like i think gina carano got got canceled for making a mean on instagram stories about something within a no no with him about something else cancer from star wars and then the other guy just quit today from star wars. He was like fuck this. I'm out of here to pedro battle israel pascal or whatever. Yeah because he'd made some fucked up memes to yeah but they were on. They were on the right side of history as you would say so they were. They were in favor of democratic type of things. Karanja was making the same thing and it was all based on holocaust so they both made tweets and whatever about hall cost comparing it to different things. Khurana was on the conservative side of it. Like comparing wearing masks and just following people as that and he did it as far as kids in cages down by the border. So he was he was. Okay why does everybody have a fascination with the holocaust summer because it's a really great thing that you can you can trigger people with and be like this is what it's like because in our mind. Nowhere near the worst. I know i'm saying but it's the worst thing that ever happened in how it got to the point where neighbors were fucking murdering neighbors because they were told that jews were bet how it got to that point is a really scary thing right so people can can use that and be like don't want tax have a holocaust right like however that fucking happened. Eight million people died in the holocaust. Yeah so i just never. Trump is compared to like hitler or whenever they compare like today's standards to the holocaust it is nowhere near close that the horrific read up on the holocaust. If you don't take my word for just even if you've never heard of it. Yeah just i know. It's not in textbooks anymore. They don't do that at schools. Right remember that roared was like seventy five percent of kids. Don't know what the holocaust nazi germany was because they refused to put it in there. We'll just gloss over it because we want the kids to have a normal life read up on it and then maybe when you're saying man it's like the fucking holocaust in here. Chances are it's not chances are it definitely isn't but with all of it you know. They got canceled for memes. And other shit. Like that. Woody allen did not get canceled for fucking marrying. His daughter is little princess bride and fucking with her when she was seventeen in high school so he just directed a movie last year. Had a book come out. Share all of the things and slotted to be on. Snl i think hosts we. Yeah i think next week or the week after. I how does mybookie have something about not a prayer. Well whether he's going to be doing it or not. Like i say maybe does not appear my bookie doesn't give a fuck though poche like that. I wonder i bet good to my book. Dotcom promo code drink and bros. We'll we'll w deposit there. You can bet on weird fucked up shit like that like celebrities deaths and everything. There's not a prayer. And i know here's the thing i'm trying to think about this out loud because i know in real life woody allen is really really good friends with lorne michaels. So i mean. They used to like their old school. New yorkers have been famous since the seventies right in new york right. And you know more than anyone after watching that liebowitz dock. Play to city right right. You guys would hate it. I love it. Go ahead either way. There was a certain segment of new york celebrities that ran together forever. And it was an old school way of thinking and blah blah blah blah right. I don't think you're going to have a way out of this if you're s and mean. Snl fire jenny slate for saying the word fuck. They fire that new cast member last year because he had made a an asian joke when he was talking about in an asian voice which we do religiously on the show and meanwhile i think it's important to say to last. Snl che on the news. Whatever on s era shea david tate. What's his name. Who fucking michael j. Made a really obvious and weird a jewish joke about israel having like their covert under control and how they're rolling out the vaccines and it's kind of strange that you're able to do that then you can't make fun of anybody else like no one asian anything but jews we can talk a bunch of shit and that's okay real weird. I just wanna say that. Yeah whatever but i do not think. So you're saying he won't be on it is i'm gonna say no. It has not been announced it. I'm looking right now right. It is not been announced yet. But i'm gonna say hard hostess on one just not even gonna do it. I'll look it up let's see what we'll do. 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Kit jacob's All yeah but the richard marx thing by the way is lingering and house still lingering I i would say we went back and forth such a good exchange sixty or seventy tweets which is a lot. He was triggered by. You don't know what it was. It was the aunt. Maybe he remembered her name. Me like it triggered him. Kozaru fucking triggered. There was nothing about him that was like. Let me just not respond to this guy and maybe joining me. Responding to him is what he wants like nothing. He had gone so far of like folk. Like it's crazy. Yeah breaking news bobby. Schneider just got released from prison us. You just gotta body go. It's an exciting. Let's go dude bobby. Sh- murders out bach rude. Look you know. That's that's one of my favorite hype songs of all time. I don't even give a shit. If he never has another hit song again the rest of his life. I just want to be in person one time when he sings. Hot n word. It's my favorite song. And yeah i don't know else who else to say the title. The goddamn title of the song. Bobby right bobby. Show murderer at best title of an album of all time. What is sh murder. She wrote biggish murder she wrote. I love it. Hey man holy shits. I'm ants ant about that. He's going number one across the board right now. man. I got we move. Buck dinged from playing it on my phone last time for like eight seconds. Yeah dammit man. I bet you. When he walked out of prison new york yankees had just flew right back on his head dude and he just walked out. Dude just caught a body about a week ago. They got pixes. Look at this. He's already partying with those fucking bad dude partying with white women. God damnit dude that's hilarious. That's what you have to do. But like that's so fast roping shale to a bedroom white women. I mean this is. There's three women in his bed middle finger to your parole officer. Basically is like he's gonna have to reports the parole officer for till join twenty six so he's got five years of that but the way that he's laughing in bed with all these white when his so great there's an asian there to relax Kind of like a Diverse who's the chrissy teigen. The you were saying that cheekbones filipino. It's the whole thing looking at him. Walking off the plane together dude only came off with quaver from migos private bait bay and he's got a louis case all with money and it. There's a million dollars and the sh- murder suitcase. He's got his. he's got his own name. He's got schneider written on the suitcase. Yeah fuck that's dope. Dude i wanna be able to do shit like that. was he. rich gold watch son got it got it. Got that timex dog. He's rich he's rich because the weird thing about him was. He had this literally like the biggest song for like two years. That song was played everywhere for two years. You couldn't stop And then he went to prison so like that was it. He got arrested. I want to say like right after it went number one got arrested and that was it. So he's been in prison for seven years six or seven years so he just got out literally right now with migos. Getting off the plane with cueva alchemy. Come on dude did six and didn't switch because there was an opportunity. I remember this case. There was an opportunity where if he snitched on his boys. Bobby schneider himself that he would've gotten off and just got in like six months in jail and he said no fuck you. I'll take the entire bid with my best friends. So it was like him. And i wanna say one or two of his best friends and they all served six years man and he could have gotten out if he just said. Hey we know you didn't pull the trigger on this just tells about the other two and you're good couldn't prove this cake. And so in the meantime they popped him on like guns and some ship like yeah. He's like fuck you dude. I'm going job my best friend. Could i do that you know. No i don't think so. You know you wanna save you. Could in this life. Like for real. I'm staying. i couldn't i'd flip in one second. You want to say that you could in life but when really faced with this type of shit like. Here's here's thing number one album. People are throwing millions of dollars as she did. Do shit. and you're like now. I'm gonna go to prison with my my friends with my friends. It's like she wanna show me who you are. Show me five of your friends. Oh i can't. They're in prison. Do you know what i mean like. I'm going to go be with them. Because that's who. I am lord Okay says it says here that quavo actually sent the jet and then came with the jet and and and picked him up so he goes to his family and the private jet and then the suitcase which maria on it so he was going to see his family but he ended up just going to bang a bunch of white his mom quinn family. I'm looking i'm looking. When he got just real quick huggies mom footage now hugs his mom he hugs. You know his family members and then twenty eight minutes later. He's in bed with three women. Yeah which i get by ma. Yeah yeah gio for six years and like it wasn't like the fun jail like it wasn't like a martha stewart jail. He was supposed to get out a little bit earlier like six months ago. For good behavior and They couldn't give it to him because he had a fucking shank and he'd beaten up lake to people in prison and they had a they found a shank and itself so obviously. I had to protect himself. I would they'll one would think if you're bobby sh- murder and you go to prison with the biggest song in the country. Everybody's gonna try to fuck and fight. You were stabbed like mad at that. Yeah you're going to have to live. He lived he made it. Hopefully he's out but a out. Dude yours my favorites. One of my favorite songs last can fire dr today by the way yes fire fouled. She is trending right behind. Bobby schneider yeah. What are your thoughts on this i. I'm look we did. A show called fire out she six months ago right. I mean i was way way ahead of this movement and it was for different reasons back then right so back then we were like folk you. We don't want to do it like that's ridiculous. You're harsh sheen. melanie rabb fucking flip-flopping shits and i wasn't fucking down with it so i was just like. Hey man are you a fucking doctor or not or is it. Just okay to walk up in front of americans say man. This was this. Virus was go created in a lab in china and then released on the public. We don't know enough. Therefore i'm not gonna spew my bullshit at one point he was saying everybody's gonna wear to mask and then fuck. I just heard no lie last week. Saying why i think herd. Immunity might kick in by mayor june and everything might be fine theaters will be open. Theaters opened up yesterday by the way in new york city to twenty five percent capacity yesterday. Yeah see went up. Diamond hands and hold nat to the fucking moon dude. But with that. I i'm tired of his fucking shit like we had bryan keating on and i was telling you about the show on drink at bros. And he goes man the phrase that i hate the most is believe all science because science is constantly changing therefore and so you get more case studies in more things or whatever like nothing is set in stone and that was fouled. She's fucking problem. Is we all took this fucking gimpy motherfuckers word as gospel and none of it ended up being true and then went back and changed it and then was like oh. We'll see i told you this. No you told me this. After you said ninety other things that were incorrect you. I mean he was asking me to double mask. Yeah put onto condoms so the latest thing that i really hate and just can't handle everything before. I'm like okay fine. you don't know today. something else came out. Whatever wants the vaccines are rolling out and the amount of vaccines that. They're hoping to get very soon. They're doing like a million a day so they're hoping to get to three hundred million like very soon after that he goes. Were still going to have to be wearing masks. First of all it doesn't fuck and make any sense. What the fuck are we doing. Secondly like it will make people not want to go get the vaccine because if we still cannot go out if we still have to wear mass. There's no point in doing something that we don't even know if it's gonna make you on fertile or fuck with you or fuck with your kids or whatever so the point of doing it and taking that risk and taking the vaccine is that we can go back to normal life and he will not give us that lake light at the end of the tunnel he literally just says even after everyone has been vaccinated. We still need to wear masks buck. You move to china. they'll listen to you there. Yeah so. I'm all done without she. I've been done without for awhile. And give a fuck about his bullshit. So i'm with you man It's now number three on twitter right behind. Bobby sh- murderer. Obviously but yeah. Fire this motherfucker. We're i'm all done. I'm all done with him and cuomo. How does he keep hanging around cuomo newell. He's on the way out so we're just now starting to turn against positive though what turn against him know that he's gonna get fucking he's going to go to jail for haydn all these fucking murder. He's going to go to jail but he's definitely going to be a person persona non grata. Whatever he's gonna be out he's going to be done. I don't know if he's going to go to jail. I don't know what they can prove them what they can't but what i love is that we now are comfortable with everyone is now comfortable with talking shit about cuomo whereas before it was like his the best. He's doing everything. Right is a do not say anything bad about cuomo and now it's like ok that fucking. Yeah we definitely will turn so quickly people so she needs to do one thing or find out something and then we'll all be like fuck you fuck science buhl science fucking biden more breaking news here and i feel like i'm being trolled constantly by this fucking band and these people. Bts are set to perform a cover of fix you on mtv you cave for their whole fucking thing. Do i want to hear k pop band sing fix you by coldplay. Absolutely not and in your mind right now. I can't say the sell out. Okay but i want you to at home if you're in your car. If you're watching on youtube live right now. Hammer the right button. Sorry hammer the lake button on youtube and just we all know this song fix you whether or not you're coldplay fan or not. You know the fucking words to fix you. Try not to get emotional. I dare you to not get emotional when you hear fix you if you hate them sing. It's yourself in an asian voice. Fix you by coldplay. That's all i'm gonna say the lyrics and china's sing that in an asian voice and a tell me how that sounds. Tell me how you did and then all vacuuming the is there. A word in my head. yeah yeah i think Christmas story firearm. Right they deck deck the halls. The two were songs for asian bands to sing would be deck the halls and then fix you our jingle bells. I'm sorry technology about all of it and then fix you by coldplay. good out. you're saying no no don't do it. I mean there's no real elwood's inherited keep my not. Try your best budget dossier see when you get what you want. But now i you need by the way they do not have accents right so they sound than i do and i just got cancelled and they don't even they don't have accents they're white. It's your birthday but you just gave everyone else the best birth. They give all time by singing right. Oh god you owe anne cna your bones you you want me on the show. He's kicked me canceled. I will try. I will i to fix you you. Yeah i don't know how they do the x like axis down be one zero zero. I'll work now. He work on a workshop Real good kim in county and you're getting divorced shaved. We didn't get to chat about. This is gone and it's solo shows but some no i didn't really get too far into it but the inside tip that i heard was they had settled on this about six months ago and said hey we're gonna get divorced and split up the money evenly. She's worth about seven fifty. He's worth a billion actually from The adidas deal and god damn it man. I'll give you some fucking props for adidas right. What yeah these are certain these shoes in this whole mesh fucking format. That is on every single shoe now from nike to new balance to to everywhere this whole mesh idea of of all the shit that was him he did this and then everybody else fucking ripped it from him but these fucking ultra boost in easy boost and all that shit that was kanye west so he made a billion dollars off of adidas in god and if they're not the most comfortable shoes of all time so i love it and i'm glad he got to keep his fucking shoe company but the money surprisingly she's got about seven fifty one hundred seven hundred fifty million. He's got a billion she's going to keep the calabasas house and then he's going to keep his wyoming ranch. Yeah she's like bu. Well look. I'd rather have the wyoming. Hate it it's beautiful. He did like one. They did something there and tried to take. This fucking gator. I now and she hated hated though. I think everyone's getting what they're supposed to have us the only sticking point so all of this in case you don't know was the reality show so the last piece of the pie of like. Hey man. All be amicable. I'm not going to go to the press and say that you're fucking some gay or trans or was the translator. Geoffrey star. What's unsubstantiated. But jeffrey star and then they transfer gay. Okay all right. Yeah all right so so he's just a normal gay. Do right very cool is unsubstantiated. But it's it's he's nonbinary. Lake you nonbinary. I've heard the rumor for years and years and years dating all the way back to two thousand ten on this one great guy county. But we've we. We've known these might be honest. Sexual man yes in real life. You only thing. He's a fucking asshole about his art to be honest with you but when he's having a mental breakdown that you can't control that lane fucking two meds away from brittany spears at this point. Yeah if they put him on enough shit dead. Serious executive britney spears dancing dancing around on instagram higher. Very everything's great uses. Jesus walks butts with that. The sticking point was i. We wanna go out with a bang. It's our last season of keeping up with the kardashians before we go to the app because their starting an app company. All the divorce is allegedly documented in the series. So they needed him to sign off on that did but he eventually did and and they hammered it out. They're good ago and then this is going to air. So i don't know what's in it. I'll be watching same as everybody else. And the kardashians win. They win again and they do really show you everything. They're going through as orchestrated as it may be. They do really do it. Storylines a grin any controversy that they had so the way that the filming works. Is you know the controversy. They let it kind of die down and then they show you their side on the show. It's brilliant let it kind of rest. Don't say anything and then let them see your version of it how it's happening. Holly movie stars says as an asian no as an american filipino. I approve jacobs thing. Yeah and i. I won't deal it fix you For this season to see it because he didn't spend any time on camera pretty much at all throughout that series and if it was a big enough sticking point i'm sure he's in it. She's in it. There's a lot of phone calls back ended up getting Total joint custody which shows that that may have been in in part of a threat right because she very easily could be like. This guy has mental breakdowns. Like i don't want him to have the children. Yeah but they've got they've got joint custody now so i think that you know. I'm sure she threatened something to get him to sign. I mean otherwise stat out. I think it was that. I think it was the last season. That kroger's is asking With with the kardashians be anything if oj was found guilty. Yes you still found out who robert kardashian was during that trial was so famous and it was on every single television for almost two years straight at that point that. Oj trial like it would have happened. One way or another with health famous kardashian was but i will say this maximizing the name with a sex tape and all that other shit like i remember that crew in hollywood around that time and it was her paris hilton and Ironically ivanka trump yeah because they were a rich or they all had rich parents. I should say. Let me rephrase that. They weren't all rich. Their parents racially marriage. The hiltons obviously from the hotel chain kardashian that he was the biggest lawyer there was and she married the jenner. You know they're good right around and party but it's what you do with that fame and money and all that other shits all three of done all rights shit. Goddamn yeah they definitely have when you have money. It's really easy to kind of be loser like rob credentials for a while and then you can kinda like get your shit together and there's going to be pile of money waiting for you to lake work on that. Yeah so but the other thing. I will say about that statement. I think it's craters. So kris jenner famously was on the side of nicole's family so she was actually going against robert kardashian so no matter what happened she was going to come out on top so if he was guilty she was on that side the whole time even going against her family and stuff so in that statement no kris jenner positions herself always to be on the right side and not from one second did she defend him. She was pissed about them the whole time baba it just happened to be weird fact. That kardashian was a lawyer for oj. And then she was best friends with nicole and like dude they got endless cameras time and all that other shit now the real question to ask gregor's would be if the sex tape never happened with the kardashians and that's that's a hard no dog. Yeah down the real catalyst. That was when that came out. Everybody's like who the fuck is this girl and then boom exploded from there so they've tried it with other families. Who is the one now. Terry bradshaw yeah. I watched a couple. It's just wholesome boringness. They're all perfect rich blonde like love to see it. I need a little bit of drama. I don't wanna see like a perfect rich family running around and going on vacation aspen but kardashians. Yeah so she was. She was a stylist for paris hilton before that came out. Yeah and and the other one. That i got sent to me was This is true. I know it's going to seem like a joke for this was true. But they actually shot a sizzle reel for richard marx And his wife his wife is daisy fuentes. And then there are kids and so it was gonna be a thing of they. Were trying to make that a family as well Uh one of the two people from the production staff hit me up on instagram and said hey man i got this sizzle reel and they told me they said richard marx was was a weird guy and just kind of dick is it called hitting the marks thinks about dick marx dick mark. Yeah i think it's just called dick marksman dick spot. Yeah the dick marx family cool. So i'd watch but they were trying to make that happen for awhile. And then the bradshaw's i haven't seen it yet. I'll give it a little peek sees one of these days all scripted. Very good at reading a script and making it sound off the cuff. So they're really leaning on that and it's just boring and they're all perfect and super athletic and gorgeous and i don't. I'm not here for it. No all right sorry any bankruptcies and like you're trying to keep your house and starts a sex tape and you know divorce sex tape g battle and kid and then sexy yea so. That's my kind of reality same. And it's like you know you need to see that they are a family but you also need to see a sex tape. And i need to see how terry bradshaw deals with like finding that tape. You know what i mean. He won three super bowls. I think in a row for the steelers. And then i'm gonna probably need to see the sex ed. Yeah i'm not saying from one of the daughters. Either take sex. Tape from terry bradshaw okay. Okay i would like to see him. Get nassar it. I'd like to see him. Buck neg on badges fucking feeling baked ham. Is he wearing the hat still like in real life. Yeah he does know anytime. He's announcing this golfer hat. Oh when it's cold. Yeah because he's bald. I know he wears it all the time where he shoots put him outside for some reason it is cold so i'm not gonna shit on he's gonna be ring in real life so don't look at me like i'm fucking don. I mean it's not that he's gotta keep that bearing warm and that's the only type of hat he also wears a he'll so he has a lifted he'll because he's a little bit no he's told me. Why don't you if you want to roll tape. And i'm gonna watch. Yeah if you wanna roll watch the sugar bowl last super bowl when they were outside talking. Look at those look at hang on. There is a high heel in that booth. Six three dude. He's my size okay. Well hey i'm a halfway toward russia. He wears a boot. I think he's probably among very tall guys. He is how long those guys are like six five. Yeah right so he wants to be at least at their level whereas a high stiletto wife is five seven. It's not it's not a high heel shapes. that's a pretty high heel. The wife is five seven. What i'm saying. No i am. He's six three five seven. No no i understand that. But like i'm trying to figure out typically if a wife is like six six feet six one she's wearing heels then he's going to heal up a little bit but now he only heels up when he's hanging out with the super bowl i remember distinctly being like. Oh shit like how. Short is teri. Br because like you could see under his pant leg is like a really high okay so his co hosts howie long. Who's six five. Yeah so he's trying to be on how he's let us all right. I'm just saying look all right. Don't come from me. i'll send you right back home. Do i'm not coming for you. Oh shit this is super interesting. The west coast. Strahan's six five. Tony gonzales six. Five bradshaw six three. So it's he's the only one that's the Little two inch heels. Otherwise you look like a short dude. That's a fucking fun. Flirty thing a little two inch. He'll get up with the big boys there. You go give me an apple bar. I don't mind that i don't mind. I don't mind that at all day. I appreciate i contact james right into the camera and it professionals specialists. I'm trying to get things on the computer here. And i don't have hot bob here. So the last story. I'm gonna end with because On these fucking zoom calls like this isn't zoom. we're live here georgios. Actually the one. That's beams this out to the world so it's not just us because we figured it out but giorgio kimes is out to the world in since i know he's watching because he's forced to at the office in texas the new iphone. Thirteen coming out. How you fuck. You've never met a bigger fucking apple nerd than giorgio. He loves all of this shit. Thank god the hilarious thing about this shit on apple all the time. It's an oak. It's a fine company you know. We have apple products for production and all that other shit phones. This phone a piece of shit. But whatever. I digress. There like oh the iphone thirteenth coming out in massive changes. You're gonna be so happy the the back cameras now because on this fucking thing it's like to down your new one is what i have three down three now. Can you see this here. It's just a huge square of a lens on the back of this fucking thing so pretty soon you might as well. Just turn the entire back into a fucking camera right if we're going to do that. But the big mystery and the big reveal. The new iphone thirteen is that it's going to have features like the android. I've always said the android text. The best pictures set the best screen. Possible it's not this piece of shits So they're just going to revert just stealing shit from the android and then popping into this. I don't want the android because it makes me look poor. There's there's tax floor and there's green taxed and whenever you get that green text back you know your friends or poor so therefore always have this piece of shit phone. i'm just happy. They're switching over to the android. They're not doing anything new. They're not doing a goddamn thing. New steel shit. And that's for you giorgio. Because i know you'll have it our to you'll be in line at the store. The apple store with all the other fucking turds getting scott damn thing and you're gonna show me how great the cameras and i'm going to say to you. Oh looks just like the android. And i want you to know that i want for that conversation and try not to punch him in the face giorgio although i give you permission yeah speaking of which there there. Well we'll we'll go one more story. There was a fight in oklahoma with some of the players in the oklahoma sooners football players. And they were fighting to guys little guys who looked like giorgio and They did not know they were. They were mma guys and they worked the fuck out of these two oklahoma sooners and the bathroom bar saying the bathroom. And i mean it was old school like the guy almost losses. I in the coach. This is serious almost losses. He started the fight were fucking dicks so they got what they deserved. But next time you see papa giorgio out and you're like hey man do what really wanna give this a shot. Because he's what would you say. George was five seven. I think he's like five nine probably what he's thin man. He's in shape. He's he's a fucking wiry bray one sixty one fifty five somewhere in there. who knows. he's probably walking around at one. Sixty five. He's he's one of those guys who can eat burritos all day long and never gained a pound butts when you watch this video and highly recommended very very enjoyable It looks like they were picking on like to georgios and these huge guys just got absolutely fucking worked in a bathroom at this oklahoma bar. Dave is them to guys like all the guys talking very calmly sorta turn to each other and they're like doing this all right man. I guess we're fucking do job. Google took them both down than the other guy is waiting for this guy to give him a little bit of room so he could take down. This one was amazing. Love to see see you. Yeah say whatever you want whenever preppie frat dude football players whatever fun show james happy birthday. Today we're going to go out and celebrate your life tonight stinky. Oh i'm going to try to get a bigger table. Maybe i don't feel a bigger table. You know in your arms where it can progress. You told me to get this size. I was like. I don't know maybe we'll go. We'll tuesay's put two of these together and then go side-by-side beautiful. I think that'll work. But for now it's fun and flirty. Get some new flowers about myself. A gold click. We're really doing. I'm expert here. And i think forward ted cruz it you know out of Texas but i'm not an elected officials. I don't give a fuck. We're in north carolina. it's beautiful day here. 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