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NOCTURNAL
"mayberry" Discussed on NOCTURNAL
"And went and pitched a bunch of people, a bunch of people said, no, company called E one said, yes, we want this and then we got right to the end when we were going to sign the contracts and then E one sort of they changed direction. It wasn't really what they wanted. And we were like, okay, go back to the drawing board. Everybody's got to go back and do that. Although E one now is doing the V wars series by our buddy Jonathan mayberry and IDW comics. So I'm very excited to see when that comes out. So we're back at it again and Lloyd's gearing up battle plan to go out and try and find a network and we'll see what happens because Lloyd's taking the lead in that in a and I support it as best we can. And what was this? Oh, the biggest part of that letter was there was no specific part. It was the letter itself. It was thinking that after 5 5 or 6 years of just, I mean, I'm not exaggerating. Busting my ass every day, 12 to 14 hours a day, no vacation, no nothing, even on my vacation was working 8 hours a day, that I had this finished thing nocturnal. I was going to turn that in and they were going to love it, and then we're going to come back to me and say, great, here's the changes we need. And I'd work like, you know, 8 hour day for a month. And kind of have a normal life. And that's what I thought was going to happen. And then we got the 28 page letter back. And that's a buzz saw you here in the background. People can hear it. It's not my bus. I'm not killing anyone right now. That's the construction site. But to get that letter back at all was frigging devastating. Yeah, and you know what? It's interesting. We can't really talk too much about or at least not in this podcast.
AP News
"mayberry" Discussed on AP News
"Mayberry Leader convicted in 2000 and 17 bombing at a mosque in Minnesota faces sentencing today the leader of an Illinois anti government militia group who authorities say was the mastermind behind the 2000 and 17 bombing of a mosque in Bloomington, Minnesota, Emily Claire Harry. He was previously known as Michael Harry, and recently said she is transgender faces a mandatory minimum of 30 years in prison for the attack on the Dar al Farouq Islamic Center. Several worshippers were gathered at the center to pray when a pipe bomb was thrown through the window and Mom's office co defendants said. That Harry lead the group. And came up with the plan to attack the mosque motivated by hatred for Muslims cited in a manifesto known as the White Rabbit Handbook. Harry's attorney Shannon Elkins, is asking U. S District Judge Donovan Frank for no more than the minimum 30 year sentence and says the gender dysphoria and misinformation fueled hearings inner conflict that led to the bombing. Prosecutors are seeking a life sentence well, no one was physically hurt in the attack. Prosecutors say the bomb was an act of terror. I'm Jennifer King. Pope Francis has opened his first full day in Slovakia by meeting with the country's president ahead of an encounter with the Jewish community to honor its Holocaust dead and atone for Catholic complicity in World War two era racial laws and crimes. Francis arrives at the Cathedral of Saint Martin, looking well and rested on the second day of his four day pilgrimage to Hungary and Slovakia that marks his first international outing since.
860AM The Answer
"mayberry" Discussed on 860AM The Answer
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KSFO-AM
"mayberry" Discussed on KSFO-AM
"Mayberry Taking looking cares about traffic. This report is brought to you by mattress for picking up in Concord for East found near Port Chicago Highway. We have a two vehicle accident that has been cleared from the Senate of I'd jab with those so pretty sticky back from the 6 80 entertained Castro Valley five of the eastbound before. Castro Valley Boulevard. There's a stall in the Senate divide traffic sluggish. They're back from a redwood road, then Richmond 80 eastbound just before Solano Avenue. Two vehicle accident has been moved with shoulder, though things were still pretty slow back from Central Burlingame will want one sound found. Just before the Broadway exit solo vehicle accident, blocking the slow lane. You're tapping the brakes as a result, back from Millbrae Avenue. Outside of that typical slow down, sue contend with its matches firm's best Memorial Day sale ever for a limited time. Save up to $500 on top rated mattress brands like Silly and Sleepy's, Plus, Get a free adjustable base with your 6 99 mattress purchase. With gas about traffic this afternoon. I'm Jack Ferris. He's here. He's here. No broadcasting from the underground command post deep in the bowels of a hidden bunker somewhere under.
WBZ NewsRadio 1030
"mayberry" Discussed on WBZ NewsRadio 1030
"Price and anticipation. Mayberry tax extra drinks excludes freezes double this season because compared to the natural probiotic tea three, the Subaru retailers of New England all the broad traffic on the threes, Kevin Big problems or little ones or somewhere in between. Well, we got a couple little problems and a crew. Something in between here will start it off with a pretty decent sized problem here. Downtown Worcester that to 90 eastbound jammed here. Just crawling from Rue 1 46 all the way up to a crash has got the two left lanes blocked at Route nine. Right? Lane's getting by here. But once you clear that you got the right lane work crews soon after Route nine. So you're doing a little slalom here? To 90 eastbound getting up past this crash scene once you clear the crash, though, and the work crew you're okay. Getting up towards route 1 90 on over into Shrewsbury, Mass. Pike, You're looking pretty good for the most part from framing him all the way into downtown Boston Express Way North bound. Watch out for right lane breakdown here before free port ST. Stay to the left to get around them. You're gonna get some more brake lights here. Savin Hill up through Columbia Road, South Bounds. Busy here, almost South Bay getting down through Savin Hill. 95 North bound. You've got over a two mile backup getting up into these work crews taken at least one lane out before 4, 95 and Mansfield. This report sponsored by his equal Pure Z's all Night up at two A.m. again tonight, try a pure Z's all night. Unlike other sleep AIDS, their extended release melatonin helps to sleep longer and longer. Zeke will pure Z's all night fall asleep. Stay asleep. Kevin Brennan, WBC's traffic on the threes. And now the weather. Here's Dean DeVore with more today is gonna be nice, breezy. Milder than yesterday is we get in the upper seventies to near 80 for the inland, sponsored this afternoon near 70 on the South Shore.
WTOP
"mayberry" Discussed on WTOP
"And dining room access Mayberry 8 38 traffic and weather on the AIDS to Mary to Pompeii and the traffic center. Thanks, John. We're gonna start out in Maryland trying to head towards the district. You have a couple of things to watch out for. If you're running south of Baltimore Washington Parkway delayed to get past 4 10 stay left. It is Scheduled tree work for this morning. They'll be here a while. And now once you're past the district line on D C to 95 delayed to get past these Capitol Street single lane getting by. That's a disabled vehicle. Actually, it's unclear if it's a disabled vehicle or an accident. We cannot see it if you have any updates, call 866304 w T o p will continue South I to 95 South Capital Suitland Parkway there, right wing closed through Monday. No delay there. The delay is North found I to 95. Passing Malcolm X Avenue in a single lane again or works, Um, in northwest. The work is on the Rock Creek Parkway. South bound, Ramped up E Street is closed. He'll be detoured to use K Street instead as your alternate ramp, which is the next ramp up our south, we're gonna look now around the capital Beltway. Nothing both in Maryland and in Virginia, across our big bridge into Virginia, both sides of the Potomac doing well in both directions in Fairfax County. No incidents. New issue and dumb Freeze was dumb free. Throw it at 95. One stopped in the roadway watch both directions. They were heading to the scene and still clearing a crash on Route one. Woodbridge at Mount at Mary's Way, Mount Pleasant Drive, Watch for possible police direction. Unlimited audio streaming is yours with audible plus enjoy thousands of select audible originals, audiobooks, podcasts and more. Sign up for free. Audible plus trial at audible dot com. Married to pump the W T o P traffic storm team force Lauren Records We're gonna be enjoying the temperatures today. But as you've mentioned the pollen, maybe not so much right? That tree pollen running high. John, the grass pollen running pretty high.
WTOP
"mayberry" Discussed on WTOP
"And dining room access Mayberry. Sports at 15 and 45 brought to you by your local Honda dealer. Don't settle for less than a Honda. Now to Rob would fork all right, Dick. The Nationals fell 3 to 2 the Yankees in the second straight walk off defeat in 24 hours and long before Giancarlo Stanton hit the game winning single off Brad Hand. Joe Ross had a five innings start. He summed up as I guess pretty good, but just getting behind wasting way too many pitches. Lot of 32 counts Looks like when I'm at my best kind of getting ahead, you know, making it Shorty bees for four or five pitches. And he's trying to take his own. But I was missing Jai alai with the fastball and, you know, I kind of had to battle out of situations with runners on. Yeah. Ross issued five walks struck out seven for No decision in hand, was credited with the loss the day after blowing the save in extra innings. Kyle Schwarber homer to account for all the Nats scoring as Washington now drops the series in New York to fall ever so deeper into the NL East basement. As for the Orioles, it was a 43 loss to the Red Sox. Dropped the first three games of the Syriza Camden Yards where the owes are a major league worst foreign 13 at home, including oh in six against the Red Sox Hall of Fame horse trainer Bob Baffert has been suspended by Churchill Downs and Medina Spirits. Kentucky Derby victory is facing possible disqualification after testing positive for a steroid at double the legal threshold. Baffert has denied any wrongdoing. And a D Q would make Mandaluyong the Kentucky Derby champion. As of now, Medina Spirit is expected to race in the Preakness on Saturday. Now Dick Seattle Seahawks receiver DK Metcalf tried his hand at track and field today, and apparently, he's faster when he's chasing down Buddha Baker because Metcalf finished the 100 M in 10.37 seconds. Which is fast for you and me. Yeah, but it was last among the nine sprinters in his heat 15th out of the 17, who competed in the first two heats. It just goes to show doing multiple sports. It's a lot harder than it looks for Sure. Absolutely. Robert for w T O P Sports. All right, Rob 5 47. So you're a small business.
Movin 92.5
"mayberry" Discussed on Movin 92.5
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KOA 850 AM
"mayberry" Discussed on KOA 850 AM
"And 94 1, FL. Welcome back Jonathan Mayberry with us, Jonathan and other countries do they Do much work about zombies. Yeah, actually, both in the folklore in pop culture just about every country is turning out great zombie movies. South Africa had the dead. Australians had a whole bunch of England China pretty much everyone son zombie movies because almost every country has some sort of flesh eating months or legends. I'll give you some some examples in Scandinavia. They have something called the drug her, which is a, uh, a kind of a ghost zombie vampire mix. It's a It's a evil spirit that inhabits the body of a dead Viking and rises and consumes flesh and attacks. People. Ondo, Only a hero can defeated in combat weapons. Can't stop it. There's the office long in the, uh Of Middle East Zone based on the Sanskrit word, which means demon, but it's also you know, of course that rises and feeds on flesh. There's there's even versions of the Rama Noble Snowman. That that is a A flesh eating monster, you know, so there's there's a lot of these things all over the world. Um We've always had legends of cannibalistic monsters. We sure have. Let's go to final calls here for you. We will go to John in Baltimore, Maryland. I John. Good morning. Hey, guys, don't worry. Did great Thanks for me. Okay? Yeah. Give me one of their questions. You know all the processing. Uh, chemicals defeat a ascertain Jim owes You know? Is this turning people into zombies? Slowly. I mean, people are going crazy lately. Oh, they sure have Off. You know the regular. There are so many chemicals in our foods somebody chemicals in processing foods process informing chemical fertilizers used overuse of antibiotics. It has to be impacting our physiology and anything that impacts our bodies also impact brain chemistry, So it's it's tough, definitely impacting mood. Um, this the cynic in me wants to think that some of this is deliberate so that we become more placid s o that we become more happier as workers. And that's that's kind of like being a drone. It's kind of kind of like like being a zombie, so to speak, You know, it's where it is something that we have to look at. It is something that people have been afraid of. For years. Going back to the early seventies. There were zombie movies about that sort of thing. There was one called the Living Dead of Manchester morgue, which which dealt with Um, uh, fertilization and crop management that actually impacted humans and turn them into zombies. So we've been afraid of that for a long time, and I don't think those are unreasonable fears. We have Perry and Santa Barbara, California Now, welcome to the show. Perry. Thank you for this show, George. I mean, he is really right up my alley. I grew up on all of the Hello, Jonathan. You are lucky guy to have your job. Very I, You know, I grew up on all of this, You know, And not just the horror, you know, Science fiction, Star Trek. You know, the planet of the apes. You name it. You guys were talking a little earlier about the Aurora figures, you know? My dad is an artist, You know, um, amateur? He hasn't painted in years that on the way, give it up. But he was so good. Eat this oil paintings and everything, And he's just make these perfect. You know, Aurora figures, you know, and they look so good, you know, But you know me being a boy just like you. With a BB gun. Wouldn't play with them like I would play that was like you, like they were actually figures, not realizing it broke. What about shame, too? Because ah lot of us. We would take our models and we would kind of rearrange them a little bit to create our new C our own new scenes. New dynamics. And like I have the old lost in space models and some of the Star Trek models, and I would introduce them into the stories that I was kind of telling my friends by using these models. I really wish I had kept them. Because it will probably help me remember those old stories and that kind of a magic that comes with playing with those sort of things and building them and it was a way of becoming part of the world. Yeah, I am. Absolutely, you know, you know you can. Hi, Jonathan are kindred spirits. I tell you, but no one's asked you want one more question? What is your favorite monster out of all of them? Oh, boy, Um, nine times out of 10. My answer is going to be zombies. But I do have a favorite kind of wear Wolf. There's one called the Ben and Dante. It's ah, where Wolf subtype from Livonia, where the Where was actually the Steve and these families, by the way, claimed it to be have been wearables going back to the trust in times. Where they actually fight monsters on this side of heaven. And several of them have been captured and put on trial and tortured, But they couldn't get them. TOC say that you know, they couldn't force him to say that they were evil. They kept insisting they were good and The Inquisition, one of letting them go. At one point, there's a real short list of people the Inquisition of Let Go. And they have the nickname the Hounds of God. So they're my favorite where Wolf But overall, I do love zombies because there's so many stories you can tell with zombies. The Aurora remodels of these kits. The mummy is going for $133. I had them all. Up on the old witch and Frankenstein. Bride of Frankenstein had every single one of them. Absolutely. Kyle's in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Welcome to the show. Go ahead, Kyle. Hey, George. Thanks. Signal Call. You are very welcome. There. There's a new movie out on Amazon video called Gremlins. I was wondering if you your guest has heard any folklore about gremlins or any legend about gremlins. Um, any of that in your briefings? Oh, sure, There are a lot of different versions of Gremlin monsters. They're basically instruments mischievous during World War two. A lot of people, especially in England, thought that they got into the aircraft engines and caused the malfunctions that crashed a lot of planes. Um, but but the whole thing about gremlins goes, goes actually back before World War one. The name came about during that time, But there are other types of cobalt and other types of Mischievous spirits and a lot of cultures, especially in England and Germany. They seem to have a Nelson, Scotland have quite a few of these. These types of mischievous monsters. Some of them are mildly mischievous. And some were quite nasty. What.
Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
"mayberry" Discussed on Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
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Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
"mayberry" Discussed on Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
"Body feels drennan. you're cartoon. I always thought my mom wanted to confuse me. She should said quick different like candy. Because we're that split. Second that she needed move up. I would look like a deer in headlights and to be honest with you. I was an obnoxious kid. Growing up to boy. I was especially obnoxious. A big family gatherings because somebody would always make fun of how young. I looked so i was like well. Well well steve. Are you shave and yet no. I'm saving up. So i can go mustache like you. Betty and they were singing embiid. She started every sentence the exact same way as always well. Well well well. First time. I heard this najer thought she was skipping then. Of course there's the most fun i ever had it one of the big gatherings that's what my mom's at all right now. Steve eat every karat. Npr on your plate. I was grounded for weeks. Got in one hell of a good shot. An aunt betty enjoyed that. Steve is one of the funniest guys around. He is a terrific headlining comic in his work for me for something like forty years off and on and it's so happy to be able to present his terrific material. Hey we're going to keep this comedy pace going with our third headliner in this show as i mentioned previously you've heard kermit's name before he's been featured on a couple previous podcast. He is a terrific headlining comic very clean very talented. In one of our shows he did some music for us but he is originally out of hawaii now. He was spaced out of seattle washington. Let's hear some standup comedy from headliner. Kermit a i never really got into drugs. To be honest. i'm not a health nut. I'm just too lazy to get a habit to find a dealer start tomorrow. I admire addicts. They get it done. Smokers very impressive. Smokers have stick to it. I will never know. I love the smokers they make a law foursome outside. They don't care negative thirty degrees. They're out there. The sucks four. Hold enhancing and coon by family out there. They've bond excuse me total stranger person. I don't know me. I get a cigarette from you every time a total stranger that i don't know because someday i'll need that back. And then they hug awesome. I can't go up to another non eight. Can i have some of your pudding on. It's been a rough day at loves pudding tapioca. That's brand dude nonsmokers. Don't get me wrong. I'm one of you. But generally smokers make better audience members because they don't worry as much nonsmokers. More prone to the. I hope he understands. Certain topics might be offensive to certain people smokers too many words. We're gonna die tells a joke you're not offending the smoker. You do what are they gonna do chase you really kidding. I eat spam jump eventually. It's smoker versus spam meter. It's tie. I'm not in very good shape. I wanna get in better shape but you know what the double chin really frames. The hair loss goal to look like a beanbag chair. Before i die. Find it easier to just lower the goals. My goal looked like the rock with a thyroid problem with that was hard kind of a visual punchline focusing you'll grab it you get these signs you're gaining weight very annoying. I put my cell phone in my back pocket. My ass made three calls and not sitting down walking. Not speed-dial either wanted this happened. Join a health club. It's thirty bucks a month. Which breaks down to about thirty bucks a workout or thirty bucks a shower. If you want to get technical four blocks from my house i drive. How sad is that. It is not a health club. It's a mexican restaurant but here's the thing after a large burrito and hot salsa. I'm tired and sweaty. When i leave the goal. This is my job skill. Folks comedy my first job interview will not go well. I wonder what to say about a big round of applause for the other applicants qualifications. Well i'm lazy and sarcastic. What are you got eight hours in a row like a week and a half for me. I work in our day when i have a bad day at work. It's bad for an hour. I got twenty three to get over it. You know i have no skills. I'll never truly be needed by realized this is never going to happen. Oh my god. Zero comedian in the house. Come on laugh dammit. Lamp clear tickle tickle tickle job skills life skills. I can't fix anything. My car breaks down. I can do two things. I can open the hood and stare hope to see that big problem right on top. And i mean obviously it's gotta.
Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
"mayberry" Discussed on Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
"Just waiting for the drug cow but again do you. You beat up the gerber baby. Oh man i haven't worked out for a long time probably out of shape. I went to the gym tomorrow. I'd probably get to the door and have to go spot me. Okay thanks now. I think my best hope for getting in shape would be to get a home gym. Just something i can do at home and not really embarrassed myself when i go to a gym just like you know something like could do rowing machine. An easy one one that comes to the outward. I don't wanna start with stairmaster. I kind of want escalator master. Almost made it to housewares. Check the pulse doing fine. All right. I have ride the bike. Ride the bike. But darn that stupid by gives you way too many choices. It gives like random manual hill. I picked hill. Who knew it was up hill. I like the summertime to. I like it because there are a lot more kids out when it's not schooling i like kids at a whole new perfected everything you do just walking around and i know this from flying not too long ago pilots had something about just. We're about to land is going to be turbulence upon landing. All the adults were hanging on. What the hell's that mean. I don't know just hang on little girl about five years old about four rose up is going. That's the secret alive man. Next time you're in a real frustrating situation right in the middle of your frustration. Just break up. I think it'll help you. Let's see the doctor's office one of those really serious dr exams or the doctor says that stupid things like bend over and relax suzy. Hell give him some to worry. Kids are great man. You want to hear comedy. Do a child about five years old tried to do the pledge of allegiance. That's the funniest thing you'll ever. I pledge elizabeth through the flag on the china plates of america and on the subject of that witch who stands by the one naked individual under god with library juice for paul. Dr seuss rotor have. I grew up not too far from here. Santa rosa california. I get to visit that. Which is all nice and i'm driving with my sister in her daughter. My nieces in the car radio little mouse mic comes over radio. Ninety percent of all car accidents happen within ten miles of your house. Mine eastern mom's it. We better move. Because i talked about. What an easy job. Being a comedian. I know the toughest job of all time. Now have be parents. There's a tough job damage job. You get though. I think most people love the interview. You don't have to dress for. Parents are actually kind of silly. When they start out they wouldn't say such dumb things do their kids like. Don't you get smart okay. Well thanks for setting goals. I can reach then. They say they're teaching us by example and then they'll go. That'll teach you not hit your brother okay. getting smart. my parents were obsessed with my eyes. I didn't matter what i asked for for christmas or birthday. What i wanted to play with. I was gonna poke didn't matter vegan. No no you put your eye out with begin. Everybody in blocked me playing with water balloons. I couldn't join them. I was going to poke my with water. Berlin just one done. Anita my mom point out some old man with an eye patch g mr you. War veteran no water parents. Say the silliest thing dumbest thing i remember hearing when i was growing up when the poco we keep your hands to yourself because later they say if you do that you'll go blind. I don't know how they thought. I could poke my eye out with that because parents are very sexually confusing. They don't mean to be sometimes but they are. My mother's favorite expression is going up. Tit for tat tit for tat then remember reaching puberty thinking. Okay now where can i get some tests to trade. And how many. Tit for tat. I need to know the exchange. Exchanger bears are funny. People you get your sense of humor from your parents. I don't get it as much from my dad. Although he added great sense of humor. Because i remember those haircuts. He gave me to prove it. House our the conversation. I had with him about telling him no. Don't ever tell me no you tell me no. I'll give you a beating. do you wanna beating. Maybe you could rephrase that. I'll get back in a couple minutes. That i hardly ever got in trouble when my dad was around. Actually because he would do something. A lot of dads do something. I call head steering. When he was in charge. He put a big all hand right on top of my little tiny head and just take me for a test drive and you can never run away or in your position either. Because if you got fidgety he would just downshift really hard to run away in that to a drive with your vertebrae underneath. He would work this the coolest part. He would work this into whatever conversation he was. Having with you at the time you will never park your bike and dry again. Got any questions. No all right go play. Go play quasimodo things. I get my sense of humor from my mom because she was very funny i mean she say the silliest so me funny until somebody gets hurt. That's when it's really funny. I gave us engineers from my mom because she would laugh every single joke i ever played on her right before she beat the crap always in that order to that laugh is dead giveaway that you were going to get it. Remember walking in the house. And i was six years old. Mom's they don't slam the door. And i don't want to have to tell you what's what slam the door and i don't want to have to tell you don't run from me anybody's mom ever said don't run from me. We all know that was the starters got because it about six years old. We had it figured out our moms zone right. She had the hit zone about a from her body. Where leverage was the best. She had the grab zone the extent of reach to pull you into the hidden. Everything on these two was free. Space also known as a way to your father gets home at see new urine freeze base. You've ever heard. Don't run for me because otherwise you'd already to be on your way into your mom's that don't run for me to try to confuse you so she could move which was the silliest thing and he'd tear world as soon as you heard the of don't your.
Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
"mayberry" Discussed on Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
"Now the only sport i where you can drink as much as you want guaranteed to do better. That would be bowling right. Could first of all you have to be drunk to rent shoes for fifty cents. Then think you look good not only that bowling and drinking kind of developed together. That's my name tags right there on the shirt. You can get as drunk as you want. Scores up there for everybody to see. It's not like you can lose your place and like who's up steve. Okay but he chick steve. I'm some guy named edit. That steve already grab all high on second gave the people laughing at that joke. Could you explain it to the people not laughing. That would help me out. Last time i went bowling had a few beers drastically improved my score because it is a hell of a lot easier knocking down. Ten pins when you're looking at twenty to be here to you know the last time i was here as a had a very bizarre experience i got carded for buying a lottery ticket. You only have to be eighteen to buy. Take my ego going. Pull their about ten people behind me because that's the secret to complete humiliation. You can't be alone right by. Larry ticket if you don't mind needs to my d for luck. Can you believe they're asking. Oh okay all right. Well here's my knees as over thirty now. If you could just get me some beards condoms. i could get my manhood beck all these people back here at once. You do a price check now not leaving till here jumbo trojans on one wouldn't wanna mirror i'd want a window okay. I don't know what to do. Look older people. Give me suggestions all the time. I think to suggestion here. Most often grow moustache. Great idea i do it in a minute. If i could some people get their baltimore working up here right smack dab upfront would shave tonight but the blow dryer took your most of it. Because i didn't really have to read the other suggestion. I get a lot. People suggests that gained some weight but they don't mean eat a lot wait workout which scares the hell out of me. Because i think the last thing i really want to have big all monthly body and still have a little tiny baby hit. Because i don't care what bar you walk into that combination you're going to get beat up.
Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
"mayberry" Discussed on Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
"To minimize vulgarity. And my folks. Don't use a lot of august because it's an easy laugh. You know fucking funny word. It's just fucking funny. That's all you can't put it in your actors you can't get it out. It becomes like a funny joke. Comedians are always trying to clean up their tv. They're always saying jack he'd word lifeflock they didn't fuck can use in the place of big laughs. Fuck didn't fought and say well. I got news for you pal. Ain't fucking work like that. That'd be fucking using it all the fucking time. I understand the need for bulgaria. It's a very powerful thing. Trans a lot of barriers asshole goes through glass. When you're driving down the highway and somebody cut you off you go. You can have the window. Open air radio going last clean words. Don't go through. Bless research this to some degree accidentally. Use the word asshole in front of my daughter in the car when she was four hundred for the tape recorder. Play back so he's trying to clean up my act. But you still got the animosity when somebody cuts you off. So i tried to clean version of always knew when i was talking about. I'm driving on the highway. Going people are driving along beside megan. Something wrong word. Sounds like a mom gone ena sleeping on getting this house for pump. Somebody's so my mommy says you poke poke. Somebody's eye out. Sucker in the pulpit. You'd have to go up her nose and get behind that song. Which is a lot more. Trouble is willing to go to resolve using the other night. Getting word or just talking to somebody gussied up. Came flying out of the humor. That we're never heard gussied up major all dressed up so i'd like something horrible hamden sheriff. It'd be going. Yeah wait vitamin it did. Because by the time actually real word. I looked it up. It's actually in the dictionary. I thought it was colloquialism. But it's a real word gussie. Its past tense in the dictionary. There's no verb form to it. There's no to gusts are too big. How you get this. Somehow you get gussie remaining way to play while hose down or something deep gushy wiltshire must hurt. Mingo a party reason. They were going to get here and mingle is. He'll can get your hands all greasy. I didn't like reading about me. You know looking for me. I've been made into the party. License like merged word. I've been living out in southern california for ten years. I'm a bad driver. Now when i come on free weight. Eighty miles an hour away. Birds emerged in mainland. Get out of the way i mean. Hurry and i'm lost. That was jack mayberry out of texas. I'm sure you cut the accent. Very funny guy always had great stories. We're going to keep this moving right along with our next headliner. You've heard him before on my podcast. He's a great friend. We still work together fairly regularly. he's out of the bay area. Let's hear some great stand up. Comedy live on stage from steve. Brunner played my hair nightmare. Gigs couple of months back. I played a sports bar. Where after the comedy show they were having a midnight dirt tournament. Drunk people shouldn't be allowed to do one guy sober up one hundred people. All he did was yellow catch. Started me thinking not a lot of sports. Drink heavily. Then try to do better. Not like a bunch of azure going to finish off the fifth of jack daniels and go skydiving unless invited designated polar parachuting. Anyway figured out a long time ago. I part of the parachute is parish..
Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
"mayberry" Discussed on Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
"Resolve using the other night. Getting word or just talking to somebody gussied up. Came flying out of the humor. That we're never heard gussied up major all dressed up so i'd like something horrible hamden sheriff. It'd be going. Yeah wait vitamin it did. Because by the time actually real word. I looked it up. It's actually in the dictionary. I thought it was colloquialism. But it's a real word gussie. Its past tense in the dictionary. There's no verb form to it. There's no to gusts are too big. How you get this. Somehow you get gussie remaining way to play while hose down or something deep gushy wiltshire must hurt. Mingo a party reason. They were going to get here and mingle is. He'll can get your hands all greasy. I didn't like reading about me. You know looking for me. I've been made into the party. License like merged word. I've been living out in southern california for ten years. I'm a bad driver. Now when i come on free weight. Eighty miles an hour away. Birds emerged in mainland. Get out of the way i mean. Hurry and i'm lost. That was jack mayberry out of texas. I'm sure you cut the accent. Very funny guy always had great stories.
Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
Show #51 "Wow" Three Headliners! Mayberry, Bruner, & Apio - burst 2
"Resolve using the other night. Getting word or just talking to somebody gussied up. Came flying out of the humor. That we're never heard gussied up major all dressed up so i'd like something horrible hamden sheriff. It'd be going. Yeah wait vitamin it did. Because by the time actually real word. I looked it up. It's actually in the dictionary. I thought it was colloquialism. But it's a real word gussie. Its past tense in the dictionary. There's no verb form to it. There's no to gusts are too big. How you get this. Somehow you get gussie remaining way to play while hose down or something deep gushy wiltshire must hurt. Mingo a party reason. They were going to get here and mingle is. He'll can get your hands all greasy. I didn't like reading about me. You know looking for me. I've been made into the party. License like merged word. I've been living out in southern california for ten years. I'm a bad driver. Now when i come on free weight. Eighty miles an hour away. Birds emerged in mainland. Get out of the way i mean. Hurry and i'm lost. That was jack mayberry out of texas. I'm sure you cut the accent. Very funny guy always had great stories.
WIBC 93.1FM
"mayberry" Discussed on WIBC 93.1FM
"Being able to share stories and share ideas and put them out there the importance of being able to see someone you think is doing something wrong and either how to approach them. How do you know my kind of like, mind your own damn business and walk away from the scenario, Right? A little bit of self control in in that you're gonna yell at a nine year old girl. And the mom took it. And idea that one of my kids my wife is gonna beat you like you've never been beaten before, And she's gonna tell the judge want a piece of me. I don't care if it's a female or a dude. If they're yelling at my kid like that. I'm going to respond now. I'm not saying I'm gonna go in and smack somebody, you know? No, no, no, no, no, We're not talking violence, but I'm not gonna keep my trap shut. There's part of me that actually admires the fact that the woman watching her, uh, kicking yelled at didn't Absolutely freak out because it could've gone two levels above the hostility level that it was at, But I would have had a hard time not getting right back in that person's face and tell them to back off my kid. No, not. Oh, gosh, not at all. Not in any way. The I was amazed that she that the mom didn't respond. This woman is wrong. She's not just and she's not moral, right. Yelling at Children does not make one moral or justify doesn't matter how you feel, and that and that's the whole point. This will should be surprised that some people called him out before it. It's not as I see it. The end of the world by the way, die hard 3 4000 francs a month. It's totally normal to be constipated with belly pain, straining and bloating again and again. No way you could have a chronic condition called irritable bowel syndrome. With constipation or I BSC Lynn's S Orlin equitized is a prescription that treats I bse and adults. Lindsay s works differently than laxatives to help relieve belly pain and let you have more frequent and complete bowel movements. Individual results. Mayberry do not give to Children less than six and it should not be given to Children. Six to less than 18. It.
MyTalk 107.1
"mayberry" Discussed on MyTalk 107.1
"But let's go back to the late sixties on TV and specifically on CBS. You had shows like The Beverly Hillbillies and Green Acres and Mayberry R D, and you know, they call them all of these rural shows Petticoat Junction that was the mainstay on television and Maura than that Thies were top rated shows. These were shows in the top 10 and a new bigwig came in to CBS and canceled All of them. And and let's just stop and think about that before we go any further. That would mean that is that is unheard of in all of you guys, all of you, my talkers, especially because of stations like this. You guys are very educated in the behind the scenes machinations in terms and stuff of television and how this works. You guys know that would be unheard of today for a network executive to go in and say we want to change the whole feel of us. So we're gonna cancel Bridge or 10, you know, would be like Netflix canceling the Great British Baking show and Bridger Tin and the crown because they want to do a new image. No, don't do it in smaller batches. Yes, They want to make their mark in some way. But you're right. Not that dramatic. No, no. So dude went in there and canceled. All of these, and I mean in one swoop, got rid of all of them and said, We want to make CBS and television Mork contemporary because also think of the culture in the late sixties. Things were changing. This wasn't the Donna Reed father knows Best era. That was all kind of going out. Vietnam was raging the There was the counter culture and music was changing, and it was just a different era and they saw that they saw the writing on the wall so all in the family started this. The show was originally pitched to ABC, but they were dealing with the show. I can't remember the title of it, but ABC had just put on a show that was ravaged. It was it was just a disaster, so they wanted to stay away from anything controversial. So the new CBS gang was in there, and they're like, Hey, we'll take this. We love this city. We love this show. So they met with Norman Lear, and they put it on the air, but not without worry. Famously, the premiere of the famously the warning. There was a warning put by CBS before the first episode of All in the family, aired on on CBS and CBS headquarters put on an army of operators. Before the first episode. Uh, I know that part. Oh, yeah. Just just field the calls, huh? Oh, yeah. They thought for sure that CBS was going to be inundated with with calls. So CBS hired a whole army off operators to take these calls and it never. It never materialized. It? Never. Yes, there was a smattering. But the calls really never never came to be. And so they put the show on the air, and it was an instant success. It was one of the rare shows that was number one in the ratings for five consecutive years. Um, yeah, we just continued. The first two weeks. It's just, you know, let's see if we like it. But for them to continue on like that for that long and you watch too. Ah, lot of this stuff still relevant today still could run now and still Yeah, that's what's going on. Yeah, Gosh, It's sad. Isn't it sad? It is kind of 50 years later, sad and but also, you know what's also, I don't know if it's ironic. But the episodes couldn't air As they were. You couldn't say the words that all in the family said that, Archie said, And even though you know, Archie, the character of Archie was supposed to show Um Supposed to show the audience that racism, you know, supposed toe, laugh it, Archie and show the absurdity of racism. And on all of these jokes that, aren't you, you know, gay jokes. You could never, ever ever put these episodes on network TV today because Archie Archie would use the n word. And the P word for Polish Americans and horror. You know the F word for gay Americans, and you would never be able to do that now without Much controversy right without William Networks would even approve that, but but they did it, and they tackled all of these topics head on like no other show had done, Kenny. Do you remember watching it or having it in the zeitgeist when you were younger? It was in reruns when I was three runs. Yeah, that's why I thought tension. Yeah, so it wasn't it? It wasn't an evening appointment viewing for me. It was later on when they'd show it in the afternoons. And so yeah. Just like it. Yeah, I thought initially I thought it was funny, but Would drove me away from it. Was. I don't know if I've ever heard anybody say this. There was way too much yelling. There was always always yelling Archie and Meathead, Archie and Gloria just Constantly always drove me crazy, and it's one of the things I don't like about mash, especially later on the late versions of MASH. It's just I just can't take all the yelling and preaching and yelling and yelling and yelling and yelling and fighting! It drives me crazy! Really? I Kenny, I didn't know that! Oh, God, it's just non stop yelling. My favorite episode was I think it was. It might have been meathead, but I know it was Archie. They were both locked in the basement, and they found unopened bottle of booze. And they both got plowed together. And maybe it was Archie alone. I don't know, but it was really, really good. And there was some kind of come to Jesus moments during that episode, and not a lot of yelling. Oh, I never heard that. Here's Here's from American Masters Norman Lear from PBS. Here's Rob Reiner, who played Meathead talking about that disclaimer that CBS Put in front of the episode because of well the content take a listen to this and you know, we follow goodbye and good luck. And the fact is CBS was nervous about it. They put on.
Investor's Edge
Ken Berry, TV sitcom actor, dies at 85
"Actor Ken berry has passed away at the age of eighty five actor singer and dancers best known for his work on the sitcoms f troop Mayberry r f d at mama's family.