17 Burst results for "Matty Smith"

"matty smith" Discussed on The Daily Zeitgeist

The Daily Zeitgeist

04:13 min | 1 year ago

"matty smith" Discussed on The Daily Zeitgeist

"You're GONNA take the valley-wide train well. Cj It's been a pleasure having you man. Thanks for having me. Where can people find? You follow well you hear you what we got the podcast. The greatest On iheartradio That comes out every week. We discussed the the greatest things in sports. The greatest comebacks greatest dressers greatest. I'm trying to think I want to be greatest beefs lot of its. We interview are kind of comedian friends and celebrity liberty friends and anyone who's interesting but yeah check that podcast out now is greatest dressers all time. Yeah Yeah Okay Yeah. Are there any tough. I feel like yeah. 'cause only in the last I'd say decade has people started dressing cool. Vince Carter Vince Carter and I don't know he used to wear a robe length so coach Jean. The two thousands members shack wore like a knee length coat like purple suit Who Might Fraser? WHO's in the conversation for? I mean I would say Westbrook. I would say Iverson just because his significance in. Yeah Yeah you like Russell Westbrook wages do but I think and then like I think harden would put himself in the same class but hardened just goes for you know the absurd right in Westbrook has like an actual like aesthetic like you. Present them with wild stuff he'd be like That's not part of my vision. Sure you know I. I like what he does but yeah I think Iverson is just like important and I mean he got me a Filipino. Kid were giant jerseys to my all boys Catholic. Thousands like reaching me in Pennsylvania Cathedral Prep. Okay played Kobe's high school Marian Yellow Marion Championship. So Up to this up thirty on now. Yeah well they. It's the story forty three. I didn't know I didn't play in it but It was my future Alma Mater but the story that happened there was that Koby. Obviously we're going to go to the NBA and we were just like this hoosier ass team ratio white dudes in. No one thought we were going to be competing at all but we were up at half and then Kobe. Kobe complain to the REF at halftime the slippery and then they switched it out and he scored like seventeen in the second half and they won it was just like Oh that I got the Kobe story before he even league. Yeah so I do hate a slippery basketball though. Yeah but if you always say that when boss yeah we're kind kind of GAL is it. That's awesome. Is there a tweet or some other work of social media you know what Yeah Senate to myself. Last night from a comedian named Dan LICOTTA Who is just ridiculous And he writes for SNL. I I don't know if even be able to do this. Justice by reading out loud. Okay so he just tweets out really stupid stuff and so he tweeted. Every every night I sit at a table and a children's high chair drink wild Cherry Pepsi and every now and then say y'all play too much it also if you don't know who he is just look him. His twitter is insane and it's so funny to know he writes at one of the most important comedy institutions and he writes it's on Joe Perez adult swim show on big fans miles. Working People. Find you and what's tweet you've been enjoyed. Oh you can find me on twitter and instagram at miles of Graham and also on four twenty fiance the other show. I do with Sophia Alexandra. Talking about ninety day fiancee some tweets. That I like One is a frog Aparna non-charter at apart and says I will never get over. The fact manslaughter with alternate pronunciation is man's laughter. Oh Shit it was stupid And then another one This is from at Matty Smith Like there's a tweet that says meet the shadow team like the people who put the APP APP together for the Iowa caucuses and he's just pulled. Why was it? UCB IMPROV team entrusted with photo is very improv. Live laptop themed Improv..

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"matty smith" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

03:36 min | 2 years ago

"matty smith" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"Just let us know that we just have to keep talking eventually, you'll get a panic attack during this episode it's already starting. Okay. Cool. Very sweaty right now. We'll let me ask you that how, how often are do you have panic attacks that you started the show on it? So. It's like not everything is a panic attack, but a lot of things make the anxious. So we talk about that, too, right? Oh, it's a little dramatic to call it a panic attack. But have you, do you have honest to goodness panic attack? Oh, yeah. It's been awhile since I had a honest to goodness one but I've had I've had them in the past some dishonest one. I've had this can people ones where I'm like, I'm so stressed? I'm having a panic attack but then it's just me being weird. Could I would people would I be able to notice if you were having an attack I would just shut down and my eyes would just bud bulge out and might just be looking like I'm thinking, but I would be having a panic attack level of one to ten where are you? When you're panic right now. We'll keep talking about panic attacks on thinking about him. So right now, it's elevated right. You ever have to leave a situation a party, for example? Oh, yeah. All the time. That's like the worst thing Bharti's you like those. Starting to wonder if anyone likes parties anymore. Oh, andrea. Okay. Cool. Cool. Okay. I recent guests Matty Smith. Yes, you happen to be dating and is she does she have anxiety like this. Yes. Sometimes does voices lot. And that's usually a sign right? She's good at those. Is that sound sexy? Like what she's those voices? Oh, yeah. She makes puppet noises when we have sex. Nice. Nice, bro. Fist pound. Yeah. Dude. Yeah. We, we have sex once in a while. So no. Yeah. Like we're at a party on Saturday. And we looked at each other like let's just get out of your we were there for an hour. And you were both on the same page like, yeah, we both tight gonna say you were both on the same pill. Are you on a pill? No, I'm not. I just take allergy pills. Okay. Yeah. And do you do any like alcohol and drugs? I drink like, once a week no drugs that that makes my exotic go through. Imagine people who having Zayed's should not be. No, no. Stimulants. Yeah. Yeah. Coke diet coke anything like that. I coke I drink the that all day that should level. You. The nice calming drink at the end of the day works calls Reto die coke during artery all have one at lunch, and then, like, maybe two after like, if I'm out doing comedy. I don't like to drink alcohol on doing shows like DIKO. See Jiang ticket has spent on diet coke spend on some. What are you gonna get payment? Save it for college. No. Not gonna reinvest this fairly recently, you were performing stand up at a dentist conference. Yes. In New Hampshire seven hours. There's so much fun. Like every time I go to the dentist. He cracks me out. He usually gives me gas but yeah, the gas helps you laugh. How'd you how'd you find out about that or how does it Dennis conference? Find out about you, I can imagine how comedy club on the road finds out. But how do you get involved with the Dennis conference? So there's this management company that is that books these weird things like they're inbetween for people who want to corporate performer and, and comedians. So I think they like Google like comedy. And then they come up this management, cutting comes up, they just let you know..

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"matty smith" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

03:50 min | 2 years ago

"matty smith" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"That's how people don't know about the Oni. So get out of time about the time. So you did who won Beetlejuice? Okay. Thank you. Best musical Hades town. What's that? Thank you. Okay. Best play the Ferryman. Okay. Revival of a musical Oklahoma. You know that it's a state. Oklahoma. Yes. Where the phone best musical ruining of a movie Tootsie. Okay. I can't believe they have Tizi on. Yeah. The you member Tizi. Right. Oh, okay. So it's a dude who dresses up as a woman in order to get a job. Okay. Which is a little ironic. But it's it. Probably like kitschy. It was kitschy, but I'm wondering how they're tackling it now with all the stuff that we know about cross dressing trans people. They're probably just making like funny Scillies, I wonder because I asked my mom sure she seen it. My mother goes to plays all the time report back. I will got you best leading actor in a play. Now, these are normal plays without music Bryan, Cranston network. He's awesome. Kyle all that. She said she liked it. But then she said, she liked Rochman. I saw her yawning five thousand times. She doesn't like saying anything negative. She doesn't like to hurt feelings. She doesn't you on the phone with the cast rocket man. She's afraid she's going to hurt his feel really did. He tweeted him lead actress and play Elaine made the Waverley gallery. So, you know, the whole list goes, I really like Brian, Malcolm, in the middle of the way, there was is that no? That was a show that was on the human that he was on before. All right. Also have to make some corrections on this show last week with Matty Smith talking about jeopardy, and the, you had the main guy, Ken Jennings was the big winner and trying to take his years, of course, and trying to take him over for first place, the very recent James hosts. How're right? Okay. And I got confused how much money did and you the same amount twice. Right. Big deal, Ken Jennings may choose million five hundred twenty thousand dollars. Right. Okay. James made two million four hundred sixty four thousand dollar and how many sense because you did say the sense seven, thank you. So the difference, I, I said something about I thought I remembered five hundred thousand dollars since exactly fifty six thousand four hundred eighty four dollars his average that he was making on a show was seventy seven thousand the most he made was one hundred thirty one thousand what I'm trying to say is, is if this James went one more show, he would have broken the record would broken the record. And I think he's right. He did he was only on thirty three times compared to Ken said this in reverse Ken was on seventy four times. So he made a ton more money than can. Yeah. So he did a lie episode. Yeah. He did a lot better than candidate and he's not number one, and you make this joke. Like I think he's going to be okay. That's still has to eat at you. That's the thing like you just want to and a half million dollars. And you have something to be bummed about, you need to check your happiness level. But are we just making this up that he's bombed? I think we are. Yeah. We are. I'm not I've sisal him on that show smiling awkward times. This isn't a happy person. He's a jeopardy contestant. They always smile it the time they don't want to smile touched. That's all it is. It playing jeopardy is fun to people. That's not a regular smile. That's not a human being. That's like a computer. They never looked like they're having fun. I've been to amusement parks. I see what it looks like when people have fun. They don't look like they're enjoying them people play trivial pursuit. When people take the time to come over to their house. Right. Why am I taking test at your house? I get it. Do you ever watch jeopardy and then DVR it? And then like your significant other comes home and you watch it. And you know all the answers. And they're not really watching the other room..

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"matty smith" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

04:52 min | 2 years ago

"matty smith" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"Keeps like time. It was just felt so weird that people can look me straight line and say something's in serious face. I was walking to the train, and I fucking hobble while Waddell from side to side. And this guy comes down the chain as I'm coming up, and he stops me all seriousness things already take me long enough. I'm here he goes. I just wanted to say. I just wanna say he's no one tells you today you. And I'm like, why are you know? And trust me also say it's take it can be so nice. Sometimes why is that good news? You're saying like, I know you're broke. I see it through all your wound. And he goes, and I have been watching you tells me where watching from an above ground train. So he can really what I'm like cool story, bro. Wake up up for you on the stairs yesterday. That's actually where I live. Yeah. See me commend my house. That's not where I live is just leaping over someone science ice. You gave them your number. Oh, yeah. All my number credit card number. I wait. Can you pick me up? Speaking of weight, I have a tweet right here. Hey after eating a piece of celery every meal two years. I look like lost three pounds. A man looks at a vegetable damn I'm back to my birth. What? Fuck. Oh, yes. Have to do is play basketball. And you're like, oh, I'm thinking me looking at my friends nail polish. My friends, polished, unbidden nails. Are you gonna eat that? Aren't I good? Here's one more. Okay. Nervous. I know porn sets of this one. I know porn sets unrealistic expectations because multiple times during sex. I've tried to fast forward through the blow job. Hey, isn't that good? I love that. And also I understand now that I watch porn, right, right? I started recently fun. Yeah. And also stupid so stupid. Oh, my God to acting. That's what I watch it for all we love you. What are you doing in my bedroom? Here's a fun story. A bus driver was charged with twenty six counts of endangering the welfare welfare of children and one count of DUI after leaving dozens of students stranded at a gas station is it because they were twenty six students. Okay. Six counts. Twenty six students Lori and mingka's she parked. The bus got out walked away. Handed her keys to guess station employees leaving while some of the students on the bus were joking about her driving. Ultimately asked her to get off the bus, dude. Oh, good for them. Many of the children were picked up at the gas station by their parents. According to the news others ribbon home by another bus driver. Who's called in by the district was this. This was in Pennsylvania. He would have been left. Parents not picking you. I'd still be working at that. Yeah. Finding. I relate to the bus driver. I just wish she wasn't drunk, right? She was sober. I'd give gold medals. That's what happened. Now, maybe it was after your shift knows we'll see how the court case like follow your guest Asian. I picture, you know, you're grabbing some bear on the way out. Definitely not sober the rest of the day. What you know? Matty Smith, a Twitter you can follow. So Matty Smith the Instagram is the same S O Matty Smith. Yep. MADD why these? Seeland to thank you for the tongue. They can only hear it. Keep the income through Kiessling girl last forms every show has its own threat. Every thread has its own poll, of course. So what what is today's poll is it who side on more discussing the influence, or does your mind or do we want to pull the B will Livia Laughlin be intelligent at age forty four. What should we do? I think who sat down to just you know, we should do who side where you moron during the entire Gaddam episode. Then the next episode. We should say who sat are you on? I more on in general in life. Keith, okay. Yeah. I'd like to know that too. Why why why here that send news for me? Yeah. Well, I haven't found nervous. I've another therapy to understand. New last week on Keith..

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"matty smith" Discussed on Blamestorming

Blamestorming

04:01 min | 3 years ago

"matty smith" Discussed on Blamestorming

"Welcome to blame storm in. But the blames the men in a post truth world, there's plenty of blame to go around twenty plane to go round to join Dave Cyrus Amoruso Smith as they blamed store blame store as they blamed storm about today's hot topics. Hey, guys. I am Dave Cyrus. And this is an especially intimate episode of the blame storm. I'm here with our guest and only guests at the moment. Moawiya high did I pronounce that even close to correct? It's very short name. So. A lot of directions. Marisa is on her way. As is our other guests, Matt I assume, and but that's okay. We're just going to have fun here. Aren't we mow? Yes. We are. I've never met MO good to meet, you know, you are a stand up. Comedian. Are we Facebook friends? I don't know. Did you add me without before we met like every other comedian? I know so I tend not to and it keeps trolling down my policy. Usually there are some outliers is to only befriend people. I've met physically I what I do is. Yeah, I don't I mean, I'll accept requests. Because I don't want to be mean to people, but I find that like the really the only people I accept or either, you know, people I've met in comedy, or, you know, sometimes you actually get fans who wanna Freni when Facebook you notice this all my fans on Facebook are underwear models with like bond with. Are they bought the no the people who just all they have very few friends and all their pictures or semi nude. And there's usually like links in other languages, see. Now. I would think they have lots of friends. I what I really do. I really wonder what am I doing that? As attract in this specific kind of fan. You have a penis. Yeah. But I don't think that really comes across a my at. I think the more you watch my act the less. You'll think I do I think there's just that assumption. Yes, number so has walked in Marissa's here. Melissa Smith is here. She's she sitting down. She is angling her way towards the microphone. It's gonna take her a little bit longer. I am here. Folks. I am here. So we were just talking about nothing and Mohan. I now have you ever done roast battling? You know? I did what I did fight club. And I stink at it. I'm very I can be quite caddy. But I only ask because we never have any guests who haven't done it. It's is how it seems to happen. I haven't coming up actually Thursday, November eighth versus Matty Smith for my championship. Ooh. Do your comedy club. I kind of hope by lose. It'd be nice to to relinquish that. No one never be on TV doing it. The motivation is really disappeared. I thought you loved it there. Why would you think that because you seem to be so into it? Like, you're always like like, I don't know. Like, you text me your jokes and whatnot. And it was like, okay. How are you doing? Dave. I like, Mattie. So you're gonna lose to. No. I mean, it's I well, that's me. Mattie having common. We both really hate doing it. We just do it. Because we feel like we have to. So that's me. So Marissa's here we have one other guest who might be coming. I don't know. He hasn't messaged me on it. You know, what you gotta live our lives. We gotta move on. And if he if he shows up we will incorporate him, and if not we won't we ought to show. Anyway, hey, now, did you when did you get back? You just got back from LA or I was in LA until Saturday. I was in L A to last Saturday. I flew into L A Saturday morning. I've I've learned from LA to New York Saturday morning. I was there working on something that I'm not supposed to talk about. But then the people who I'm doing it with talked about it in a much bigger platform than this. So I still don't know why I can't..

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"matty smith" Discussed on Blamestorming

Blamestorming

03:26 min | 3 years ago

"matty smith" Discussed on Blamestorming

"Melissa Smith, hey, guys today, our guests are genius Conti. Hey, buddy and Sandeep send us back the British guys back. Yes, yes, he is not thank you. Joe. We were just discussing roast battle. You know, most of the guests we have on this show have rose battled as you guys both have and you were saying it two schools of thought. Is it better to fight someone? You're friends with someone you hate so much on your best friends with. It's not even a. Yeah, it's so it's got to be like, well, that's the thing I was saying like the old. The old rose battles Laker so much better than what I see them volving into and the ones it. And I'm not just saying this because I like them better. But near comedy club, I liked their rose battles better because the judge, like I don't like what it's become with the judges in the forefront, like what it is on comedy central, where the judges sit there and try and be funnier than the rose when that's not what it's supposed to be about. In my opinion, you know, judges are usually there for when the comic suck. Yeah, that's when they're usually supposed to do. They're really heavy lifting. Yes, the good thing that the rose you have to there, you have to see kind of the love behind it. I think that makes it more fun. And also the when your friends, you know these subtle things that you can make fun of that that make it so much more because I'm facing Matty Smith at near comedy club, November eighth, that's going to be great. I think I'm not just saying seen Catherine Zinni at CFC at when the stand comes back and I'm supposed to do another one LA. 'cause because I just I hate myself and I just really need to prove to people constantly that I'm good, but no Maddie's like the closest friend I've been. Oh, my closest friends that I've ever done this with. So it's actually an end. The fucked up thing is me and Mattie, are both the same. We're the worst people for this because we don't enjoy it. We just are obsessed with being the best. Yeah. So the craft of a rose show. Yeah. Yeah. Like we don't have the fun. It's fun, but like we're not one of these people like, I think Eugene, you really have fun up there. I think me and Mattie are more just like damn neighbors. This I'm gonna slip my dimmer, and that's what's going to be a good one because we really put a lot of work into it. But I mean, I've seen yours. I think I've judged some of yours, maybe. Yeah, I think I have. Yeah, I think I judged you when there was one that like it wasn't your fault. It was not your fault. It usually audience turned on you because you start it. Yeah, because you just wouldn't you. You were just riffing a hair too much. Oh. But that's just like mad dog, forgive me. James Madison Senate perfectly is like you're the professional. You're like the, he'll. Yeah, like there's times like, I'm like, I'll let you hate me because I'm gonna get my lines and not care one way or the other, you know. But yeah, no, that was the that might have been the alley. Breen one might have been the alley brain roast very well. Yeah, I think it probably was it just it. I love seeing people have fun of that, and I love seeing people take real risks. Yes. I mean, I was recently judge and I'll talk a little bit. I was judging between Mia Hamm and and khloe McGovern. Sure. Both really good. And they both did like really brave shit that like khloe tried to use Siri and it didn't work and like it just the whole thing like fell apart. And she had all thing where she wanted to call her dad with Siri to point out that Mia can't call her dad. Data's alive, which is even meaner. And then Mia just did a bunch of rape jokes about the fact that khloe smells so bad. My I'm, it was one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen and she turned rape jokes into like almost like childlike silliness, folks and like a blunt did the harshness of it. It was..

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"matty smith" Discussed on Doughboys

Doughboys

04:35 min | 3 years ago

"matty smith" Discussed on Doughboys

"I think a guy you consider your best friend. On on his list about like two hundred. Joe, and I know don't I know that we can share wardrobes and at one point of one of our organs failure fail, we can just take some from the other one. We're the same man. The same blood type? Yeah. I mean, I assume so glud most likely, and we're one of us. One of us from the island from the. The Michael bay movie. I think in the island version of Sanders. That's deep pull. I feel like now isn't. It is one that never it didn't really. There's no cult behind the island guess usual times those high-concept scifi movies have some acolytes, but that film doesn't really have anyone who's a super fan. It might just be the Michael bay stick because there is some interesting action that I don't wanna get get off in an island tangent. The make look, huge, shark. This thing is huge. It's bigger than any. It's twice the size at jaaz, which is good of a movie. The formulas that simple, it's very, it was fun. It was the mega very big at eats people here and they're out to see for a long time. And then none of this sounds different than my expectations. The may goes around in a few people ns. That's pretty much it. It's a good time. It made me more scared of sharks and maybe maybe prayed to the Lord above that we don't live in prehistoric times. Mitch. No, I know way they call you are generations. Gene siskel. Nagy's you get out to the movies. Go see them. I love to see that the Meghan I max. Oh, that's fine. You know what? Here's what I'm going to say. Yeah, there was a pre before the nun, which is the newest movie in in the conjuring conjuring verse boy, that will be like scary and. Injuring? No, the none. I saw the trailer. Did for different movie in front of a different. I'm it was so loud. There's a big jump scare in the trailer. I swear to God, I think, could kill it could kill you in I max, I swear. I think the none could. I think scary movie like that. It's it was so fucking loud and max. It's scared, scared the hell out of me, it was a scare. It was the biggest jump. I had the entire movie crazy. Did you. Did you Saunders jump into each other's arms. We were already there. We were scared before we got the movie. Doc. The are scared. It was good time. We both felt sick from today's restaurant, but that's our guest -absolutely. She's from the podcast glowing up and the show alone together. All episodes of season two are on Hulu and on free form, Esther provide ski is back Esther. Thank you so much for returning for having me and you know the, we've got a great chain to discuss today, a great topic, but we had a great chain. The discuss the last time you're on here would ranch. Yeah. Have you been back to what ranson since our previous episode because I have a few times I have. I also feel like people are very mad at me about the episode. I got a lot of hate that. I didn't order an entree knew the place did, but I still I understand the mad people, but I also it's fine eight a full meal at this restaurant. So I, I hope I do good back all trolls. No way, man. Those are my trolls understand where you're coming from. I do, but I'm sorry. Also I went to went to wood ranch before seeing the latest purge movie. With a few of our buddies or buddy Jordan Morris or buddy Matty Smith, who was in that posse I'm omitting somebody, I apologize to Rome. Bidding a group of four. We had a lot of fun. The hell would you do with the purge was real think about it. Be one of those people with a high-powered security system. That's the whole point of those movies. It's just about how society is stratified and like the the white people with money can afford to have a security system that keeps them inside their safehouse IB inside of McMahon. And to be impenetrable for twelve hours with one small window. So you could watch while you Jack. Not a legal now..

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"matty smith" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

04:45 min | 3 years ago

"matty smith" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"Nation of affection while intentional infliction of emotional distress. Negligent infliction of emotional distress and assault and battery. The judge awarded king more than two point. Two million compensatory damages as well as another six point six million and punitive damages, what was this guy did? That's how good his sexes by North Carolina law criminal conversation is a crime committed when a person has sex with a married person before separation on that sometime commandments, alien of affection is a crime committed when a person destroys genuine love and affection in America. Says, what love is this? My my anti. This would be like, how want you prove your genuine love right kings Cherney claimed the affair and in a salt -ment that king's business BMX stunt shows loss revenue as well as an employee Ono. The attorney also stated that the affair force king to pay more for household help childcare and counselling, Keith Daniel king who have a five year old daughter had been married since twenty ten. Wow, that's a lot to take him. That's that's not something that somebody can do to your marriage. Your marriage is fucked. The the only time I would sleep with people go, I wouldn't. I wouldn't ever guess you would? Yes, you would because you don't respect that marriage because you see that there's nothing to respect because if the people in that marriage, don't respect it. Right. I'm with you. I don't give a shit also. I wasn't at the altar. I didn't get the toaster that got do you wanna split all your gift with me to right, because if you split all your gifts, then you can fuck and Sumi the merchan-. I'm single. I'm fucking this wife and then she goes, you know what? It's crazy. What we're doing. This is over. Eight point eight million now it's over right? This needs to be a conversation. Right? What which is weird for the government to say anything about anyone's relationships, right? Yeah, because you can get married in Vegas because you drunk, right? So now if I fuck you, I'm in the way of your fucking amazing relationship. I don't give a fuck about how how old is this law? Because that's like one that was like eighteen ninety two when some governor got pissed his wife was genius exactly. And then the lawyer, he must be paid a pretty penny. You know, like, hey, tell me if you find anything gets a call three and more and get the fuck out what I just learned. Yeah, right. Yeah, really? Okay. Still it? Yeah. You guys should look up the larvae iron again. Everybody could make all the courts are we? We to get rid of this one the next the next round. How do you let that as the judge as anybody in the court? How do you let that verdict come up where millions of dollars for the five year old mommy and daddy suck. Right? There's no way that kid is not feeling it and you know, mommy was happy for a minute, and I guess that guy's being sued, you know, I am magin once mommy started fucking this guy. She had a lighter morning. She had a little bit more pep in her that she put sitting in my oatmeal. Maybe she wasn't as matted. Daddy gives the fog, right? But this guy's in the way. Right. And then an-and then. Howard, would it be to be a kid whose parents are going through them. That's that's going to be a comedian. Or drug. Man Matty if you wanna follow on Twitter and I recommend it, yeah, time outs roller coaster. Emotions follow at. So Matty Smith MADD y. s. h. the Instagram is the same. Same dude. You gotta brand your stuff unanimously. Do you do you have to have to focus. This is more Twitter thoughts, Facebook thought, this is Instagram, they're, they're all different man. Twitter is what you should on yourself. Shit or other people right? Or sitting on Republicans. Face milk is my life is good. And then Instagram's butts Facebook's like announcement and ceramahs like thong booties like I'm at the beach. You know what I mean? I don't have any of those, but I admire those do see that. You got so many thirst drabs. On the Graham. Have you ever tried shopping though? I've taken pictures just like when you're lying in your bed for like three hours and then you're head starts going, you're like, I'll take some ex and then all of a sudden, and you're taking either on the screen..

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"matty smith" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

04:35 min | 3 years ago

"matty smith" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"Follow Matty's Twitter, you can too. So Matty Smith, what's the at? Sometimes I'm depressed. But other times I'm eating. That is why thirty August. August tenth, Mattie rates. My diet is so up and down. Great. Some days I'm so healthy and then some years I'm not August fourteenth. Therapists are truly amazed is really a nightmare. Pissed truly amazing because they make you feel so normal. I could be like eight a person and Carol would respond well, we all get hungry. Sometimes I'll stay team. They say, history repeats itself, which is why I'm waiting patiently for the day when being fed and pale as a sign of tremendous wealth. Hold up. I just thought, well, I guess when you say them out loud on live air, maybe I have to open up about something if you, how is you had I heard on HAMAs comedy hour, you you say you have an eating disorder. I mean, yeah, I'm a lady of modern time. Yeah. I've been Jade, restricted calories. What's up? What's shoes? What's y'all from. To do that or else people get frayed like, whoa, she's talking about a hips. Do you do that in therapy to. Some. Okay. Quite. Yeah. I'm just like, I'll stop doing that. And you quit drinking congrats. Yeah, totally. I had the beginning of this year. Hell forgive you guys are the ones who know how to have fun. Yes. Please talk about you're not drinking. I'm obsessed with church. Of prayer. So, yeah, the beginning of this year it was like sort of like an informal announcement. I have drink since then, but it's been like total of three times and it's easier to quit if you have drink sometimes. Right. A lot of people don't know that. Yes, I would some. I don't think. Right? That's my sort of like fluid mindset is saying, hey, you know hauling why give it up all the way. Saying them for me personally wasn't I'm just like a binge drinker. So it was easier for me to be like, you know what? I'm going to stop doing this because I can't not do it without getting blackout drunk. Yeah, too bad. You can't do that eating right. Like, oh my God. If everywhere, Yes. like. How is this going to drive when I'm stuffed with food? You know what I mean? That's the difference and dry. You know possible. There's things you can do when you eat a lot of food do not. Are you deliberately not dating though? Deliberately? I don't know. Have you seen what's out there Keith? Yeah, deliberately. It's just they deliberately fucking with how the worldwide surround find refreshing dating. Not dating. Yeah, totally. I think I just went on. I was in a relationship for a while and long oil and you're in half for me. A while. I'm sort of. Was like, but who do you? Let's say, you're hungry. You tell. Myself. Okay. I experiment with sock puppets. They're always there and they always agree with me. It's so weird. I have family a lot of friends. Okay. There's times when I crave companionship, but I also have a nine to five job and then I do comedy night. It's really hard to commit to someone else and provide them what they might want. I want to do to be like in my bed at one a m every night when I get home and just like diddle me until I come and then I fall asleep and then he's like on it in the morning. You know what I mean? And really people aren't looking for that. That's where the sons part makes it. Exactly. There's a thing where if you have sex with somebody who married and they determined that you're the one who broke up that relationship you, the single person can be sued. Staying all them in North Carolina man was awarded eight point, eight million dollars court ruled that another man destroyed the marriage. That is some crazy shit. Clayton, not take responsibility for your fucking part right. He couldn't make his chick com host. Why would she go into another may king filed a civil complaint alleged Steph print, Cisco, whose are the third well of Texas committed criminal conversation..

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"matty smith" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

03:19 min | 3 years ago

"matty smith" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"Combinator. In fact, Andrea recommended today's guest Matty Smith. I'm awesome how you guys. Good. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for having me a win you to be comfortable. I see your nervously. Tucks your hair. I don't whatever you like. You're welcome here. I think you're so funny. I hate that now I feel okay. Get right now that he's pointed Al. Oh, he just introduced me and then talked about how I know right? Both my hair also, and as I'm doing, I'm talking to someone and I'm thinking, does he think I'm now interested in a hair and all, and then I'm like, well, why don't I just stop touching the new standing there thinking about like, wait. What's up with her or I start thinking and I start touching my hair. And yeah, it reminds me of in the eighties, the quilt Bimbo and we really calling people straight up Bimbo. The Bimbo thing was always like, am I? God pearling your hair and I have curly hair and I'm just separating it and and it's I can tell especially keys because I know it's one of his pet peeves. Yeah, shit. I should go. Listen, fuck him. He doesn't have any hair. He doesn't have give buck. It's awesome to have shaved my head. To stop looking. Comic. We're gonna have plenty. Everybody. Now, Mattie, I do pay attention to what you up, you're up to and you're always out to better yourself on my sound silly because who is but look around, it's almost nobody is so very proud of you and I'll tell you what I'm getting at, but can this one of the few people like that as well. In fact coming up, she's well, she did it recently. She does every so often a silent retreat of one form or another. How long was the silent retreat that was at least the week, right. Oh, I didn't do that yet. You didn't do. So it's up coming. You didn't do it yet. It's honor. It's okay. So she does so much stupid. Because she did go camping for a couple of days with friends. Cool. And then she says, yeah, but we're going to be silent. So here's, here's I had, I will out on could understand her laughing at me. I could see where the confusion she does all this dopey stop. Like like my hair and be silent right in public, right. Yeah, I know it's like so anti-feminists. I've been trying to this whole time Noche quiet and sit in the corner, and I've had a bunch of silent something. So I had a silent blunt party where you came to my house and I just keep passing a blunt for two hours and we just sit there and silent. Literally panic. I gotta talk. I provided fruit match. It was nice. I good when you're hind, right? Yeah. And then you're not eating crap like I wanted to put out donuts because it's so much easier. So that was silent. And was people coming over. You just came in and out and no one talked, then I did. I did a camping trip by myself where it was. I was implementing my own silence. No telephones, no communications..

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"matty smith" Discussed on High and Mighty

High and Mighty

01:38 min | 4 years ago

"matty smith" Discussed on High and Mighty

"When you start doing comedy and you're doing comedy like this don't worry about that this house and years old and i was worried about my mcdonald always able be worried about the mcconnell's cub ruining you starker thing meeting of detainees i don't even know if this is the thing and i've never looked at up because the silence but i saw on regret at one time someone posted their favorite click did click videos click of it is a click vetted someone like ask a click vet i don't think i've ever seen anywhere else i don't know how much of a thing it is and i'm sure what's a click of it but basically it was a video of a guy playing star craft out of he wanted archive hands it was licking speed actually it was it had picture of the screen and in yemen his hand i so i think he's all about saturday was all about them like and also i literally nina millionaires now like could never w i like this and whether he moves around the map like like zipping around clicking drag what's the thing with camera follow that give our elle camera long don't do it don't do it you don't careful because you need map or you have to have map aware if because you've got to be able to move morales were on the map so you can look away or teammates are doing are using camera for more use on our law modern very far i i this is a bombshell the drop was i i think the eighty minutes in her like such an average or if you're going to playing with a fucking i do auditor there that last one person's listening to stood up someone just like the broke their phone right now are majet lose at the thousand listeners this is gonna be this is going to be the gaffe that takes at all then.

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"matty smith" Discussed on High and Mighty

High and Mighty

01:46 min | 4 years ago

"matty smith" Discussed on High and Mighty

"I never know what to even zemmiri's failing frustrating because you'll like use a cool down yawn him and it's drought on our on him and feel ahead as we all the time at nova my got the jump on reluctantly bonner qwe use all my power and energy has funding samro though because it's like they're like okay we'll we'll take nova but then also make it so he doesn't get killed very easily gets to through and they can actually do a little bit of damage like yeah like a brawl or show yeah i guess my favorite character i f i'm being honest is probably the lots but see now to be fair the takes plane that's the bus vikings are three karic right control of them work i haven't even try wait a look at your an older rts so like if you press one that selects the the big guy if you press to its selects the medium guy you press three it selects the little guy and so you're actually kind of like you know like coordinating them all on the math so a crazy a lot of times i plays than i'm mostly using the mini map and just like foca i'll i'll i'll keep my actual kamron one where like the most action is happening and the other two unmotivated trying to do as a soak the soak delay iran you're just trying to ensure that like even when objectives are happening that you're like massively out soaking the other team battle they don't you get the level advantage and then you know then you're just ahead i guess a thing worth mentioning the for those guess were still listening but don't know the necessary whether or not a map is like bigs you can't see everything sex and there's five of war i see like people are often the distance elsewhere you can see what your team can that's why the vikings early three say to that its top down and like it's like warcraft enjoy like like looking down at a man and soaking is fighting in a lane.

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"matty smith" Discussed on High and Mighty

High and Mighty

01:34 min | 4 years ago

"matty smith" Discussed on High and Mighty

"Tournament this game like levellingup is just a super satisfying video games like they're like flash games on their literally called the upgrade complete or what an as levelling are you and i love the way i feel on any derogate goes idle games are just that like watching a flash adamishin of number i realized that even in addition to the upgrades of the whatever you're getting levels and coins outside of the like every game of moba is levelling up dole let's all getting new power and one of the blizzard was really well as make that are really fuck and satis yang like it's like a big chill no sound on allow yeah yeah and even in game when you get to like level tan it's such a huge advantage night into extends yet you got our old bowl peace charter care their twelve years i earlier about jargon i can't even believe how much jargon i say every day that will leave the text more people than i want the word nexus with a question marks at sochaux embarrassing y'all got i i didn't really expect that come to terms with how much mental illness i have as we realise like all i like like numbers going going like bars machines color while you're you're talking to someone who's on episode like 105 i've completely red eye health analyze like oh my god i huge all these issues i now aware of how something in the past like i've played like i play the gears worn xbox while differences or get mad at people and like getting like fight sometimes have get too mad but i never like argued like.

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"matty smith" Discussed on High and Mighty

High and Mighty

01:36 min | 4 years ago

"matty smith" Discussed on High and Mighty

"It's but it's clicking and it's not fold rpg right it has those elements of like soared shields beserk irs at archer's and i and i think always blizzard games have had like a real like character to them and they are always kind of a little bit funny ryan i back to the old warcraft games like the paeon like safe fun waved their union back then like they kind of have a licence is gone i think like warcraft three really struggled with me because like i played lot of men and conquer which i liked but like in terms of cinematic since story it's like a bad actor talking to a camera right and then warcraft had like epic like cinematic send like yes story and in the middle of a level i naronha made title i mean i'm i actually think that they were like kind of like a they were like kind of on the forefront of three d enemy like they were kinda doing the irs then like hicks are by and so then i heroes of the storm compiles your favorite carriages from all those all wet weather it's diablo or warrior loving archive yet or or the lost viking acid franchise ethnic res i loved the loss by we can why i can carry old look in the experience game experience look at the time under shrine weird way i'm always on them always on the end there and i think it was gonna say like 'cause you in an experience i think a big thing that makes your the storm a little more fun for me and accessible for a lot of people is that.

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"matty smith" Discussed on High and Mighty

High and Mighty

01:35 min | 4 years ago

"matty smith" Discussed on High and Mighty

"Side goals base and that whatever the teammate map of based of delivered interesting it's interesting what gibberish like what like when i saw like east sports streamed before i played those games it looked like absolute yup garbage nonsense after like playing him just a few games i was like oh this is actually i'm not a general i'm not going to know what lee frost other is going to counter armour and stuff like that by the way i might go i wants to know it i really do i heard a lot from like playing with other people who are alive oh casio you fight varying because you have sixty five armor when they're like you don't even realize some yeah we got better ever see see them reindeer's guys we got things crowdcontrol it is crowd they see a lot of those are characters who can as like you can do leg big things to groups like without your around where you have a big a oh we area i love nothing more than jargon cannot be out there and then the run listeners the blizzard blizzard is a game design company who make some of the biggest and fun games for the jirka it's a it's over watch diablo world of warcraft warcraft czar craft islacom i put blizzard i'd say buzzard is maybe equivalent in the game world to like the pixar rob really y'all ish like to reserve wallet accessible yet still dill likes deepen layout agassi i can get like extremely nerdy about blizzard game but like.

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"matty smith" Discussed on High and Mighty

High and Mighty

01:36 min | 4 years ago

"matty smith" Discussed on High and Mighty

"All right here's apathy made man by andrew overby john goodman is apathy incarnate he doesn't have a soundtrack because doing it himself is good enough he saves as one girl in college and settles for her forever he lands a podcast because his famous friends give him one and he proceeds to not pursue any other employment his vices are coming to kill him three decades early but they're not taking a toll right now so we ignores them here's aggressively amateur and irrelevant the type of man history is eager to forget four stars never miss an episode but you should improve okay wow forced ours he did actually give me five stars and say fourstar so that's i guess i i didn't realize what level this these are locked up getting searing rail getting the know me too much going at the threads that i've set up i i don't think i'd be able to read that about myself so you're you're a brave man what do you want to know what i do as i see i see it and i go i i found something wrong and i feel good and the thing hero wrong was that they're not taking a toll right now describing what a dumb asked my vice my vices are fried meets and we'd it's going to be a terrible combination all right well you know what what's enough reviews them to pump to talk about here's a highly more work and squeeze the game in before you guys because i was just like a little help my research meanwhile just like blindly play butter so how how how many hours a week do you think you'd say play.

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"matty smith" Discussed on High and Mighty

High and Mighty

01:43 min | 4 years ago

"matty smith" Discussed on High and Mighty

"This is a head gam podcast two i am mighty what some shitheads welcome back to another episode i admire it's me your host your phone number one fog boy number one fought born on november one far more the farc blat f you b o why joining me as always and also the cock buoyed joining me as always and high might israel's my nearly silent cohost arthur gabros who should be leaving for his walk with mrs gabor's guest of the hundredth episode funny that i say 100episode turns out someone's that i have to episode thirty seven's and technically whose episode one on one so the anniversary makes no sense my wife his cursing the other room at also joining me in the high and mighty studios are to humans who will be slightly more than nearly silent i got jack allison and matti smith gentlemen thank you for coming in for us this is a hell of a lot of white meat we have rocked this is an on a walk i can't believe you releases and 27 theme today are clearly you ever listen to my very guilty as it could also be called all right and catch fire the gavin mcguinness show i really say too many people's names here guys thanks so much for joining me we're gonna be talking about a videogame called heroes of the storm which people have been requesting i actually think people mostly been requesting what's your battle tags so i can play with you and that aint happening rather sorry guys sorry we're all way to offensive dead share.

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