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No 89: Friends

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No 89: Friends

"It was at this moment that he knew Diam, John. Where'd you find this? Make you dreams. I now listening to the world's most popular inaccurate. And sometimes squirrel, retelling pop culture history. It's podcast forty two on the pod fix network. This room. I have the papers in front of me. All in order new. Our new. Yeah. Yeah. Do you know who they are? Can you find the one next to coral? We have the other mother last week didn't we? Last week. But I don't think it was in there. You had the exact conversation last week, the one next to core line is no bad from Harry Potter think of his Hagrid that would been one guy him this week. But there's two more next to Hurley. No. She whoever that is was there. I know the little Archer did we get very right this week? That was a surprise for you. I hate him. You got the chair from pee wee's playhouse. And there's one more you got more cowbell. Yes. Next David pumpkins David s pumpkins? He has this number. This guy's name from Harry Potter because I could not think. Like myself with that stuff. Just forgot. Yeah. While it's like him Canada's, the actress first name can ever obliterate. We'll speak in a more cowbell. It's time for podcasts forty two. I'm Christopher DeVos. Nicole zone jail. Tros. I'm Laura and tonight, we're going to talk about the TV show friend. Yeah. I thought we were just going to talk about our friends tonight. We're gonna talk about our friends Dottie. Yeah. That's true. We all hate you who is. True that question right last week if I really liked him over when his birthday was true. He didn't get it right? Laura. I was gonna cry before we get into friends. Let's open up. Jails, beer, cooler. Jay. All right. Would you bring this week? I brought from Sierra Nevada, their spring seasonal ab- route, I. extra dry. at sound so intriguing. Does that mean when you spill it will be? No puddle. Yeah. No. It's a brute IP. It's a new take on brewed for a bone-dry, champagne style finish with late hop additions that give the beer, ballots bitterness and a bright top of citrus flavor. They claim it says intriguing as it is drinkable. I hope that's the case because it just sounded interesting to me when I bought it. I'll tell you what so far. I'm not gagging. I wound alike it for those that worry about alcohol. It's a six point two AB. I haven't tried it yet still. I'm it's actually not too bad. Yeah, but you like I no but it's not a really Hoppy. Also with editing software. You can sniff out worse said so far. I'm not gagging. And you could put that into your own little. Thing you can sample it porno. I don't know. All right. Well as pop quiz time. So far. He's not gagging. This pop quizzes called with friends like these who needs frenemies or Schwimmer could also be the title of an Olympian with lisp. Thought that was the thing, Wayne in Garsten was so we. I thought that was Schwimmer. Doing swing this five general knowledge facts on friends, and order the easiest the hardest to test, your knowledge score one point for each correct answer, we ever pens and papers out, yes. Waiting for my pen to work. Do you need a new pin good right now? I'm good. I'm not playing getting money, right? So it's okay question, number one in which city is friends set it set in a city. Their friends in it show takes place. Their question. Number two. What's the name of the grumpy barista, who works at the coffee? Shop. Little known fact he's grumpy. Like you. He works in a coffee shop. He's grumpy like you, I could meet very nice baristas at Starbucks. He doesn't work at Starbucks. I know. But like they wear, but that could also be a question. Can't be that one question that we could get right? I'm not going to give you that answer. I don't need that answer. So where does he work central perk question? Number three. What is the name of the coffee? What is the name of Phoebe? Alter ego question, number three, what is the name of VB's? Alter ego. Okay. She has a alter ego. Hint. It's not the name of her twin sister that was one of my question. This is name of her alter ego. It's tell me no it hint. It's not smelly cat. Dot smelly cat. Oh. Four. Chandler's TV magazine always addressed to say, again, who was Chandler's TV magazine always address to question number four. He got a magazine is always a dress to summer, not necessarily someone didn't write down the answer. Any answers totally Nicola this week. But it know who else didn't write down the answer. Question, number five, what? What hangs on Monica's purple door? She's got a purple door. There's something that hangs on it. That's the hard. Yeah. Thank like, Chandler's magazine named should have been number five. Yeah. I think this should have been number three and then three should be. Monica's door. Yeah. That's an everybody. Unless he wrote down like. Wrong answer. All right. Pens papers down. Question, number one in which city is friends set, Laura New York jail. New York Cole said, New York City slash Manhattan. Very specific actually set people don't know this as actually set in Chicago is not set in Chicago. Do you don't have any times they showed the New York City skyline you even film stuff in Vancouver? Stuff and other places like that city. City, New York City question. Number two, what's the name of the grumpy barista who works at the coffee shop? Nicole their jail, Chris more. I also wrote. So you're gonna also. Gunther. She's in to win. It says the what who goes, I'm not gonna get any ri-. It's guaranteed, I'm going to get them, although I met her. Oh oh, yeah. That, that's all I have everything hopes is wrong, you seem to know five. Question. Number three. What is the name of the bees? Alter ego jail Alexa. Good. Guess if Alexa was around the time this show was around Laura. I couldn't remember the first name I this remember something with philan- g. No. That's what she had to get something I remember Phoebe with philanthropies. I don't know. Anyway, it's, it's an episode Google. So your answer is I don't know for Lange. The completely forgot that one. I said, Princess Consuegra like I feel like she had that nickname at one point. Sway sway, where the answer is not. I don't know philan- Gina Gina philanthropist. I was close. I knew the land with the last name. Yes. Very good. So smart question will be seamless, editing questions. Number four. What was Chandler's TV magazine, who was Chandler's TV magazine always address to the call? I said, Maryann, Bain jail. Tom selleck. Appeared on the show. He dated Monica. That's one thing I remember, Laura Clooney. The answer is MRs Chandler bomb. Yeah. And then the answer sheet I just wrote down MRs and I forgot to write down Chandler. I wish MRs Bong that would have been even better and question. Number five, the hardest of art is questions about friends or ever was what hangs on Monaco's purple door? Laura picture frame, what kind of picture frame, a gold one around the people. Jail, Princess Leia. Bikini. Nicole. I yellow picture frame, the correct answer is precisely bikini. That's not okay. It's actually a yellow picture frame gold. Yellow same different out, give a different shade. Whatever full point for that Lori get point ninety eight of a point for that. I didn't Tina philanthropy. Yeah. I mean I got philanthropy. I feel like that one's the whole thing for that. You get a half a point that does her name was not. I don't know filet cheat. Well, I just wrote down philanthropy, I didn't write down the I don't know. Well, let's get into it starts off, Nicole. Oh, wait way. Wait, actually, I always forget the sources of this week are never mind. I didn't know that source yet, you know, at the sources are the sources are VH1.'s behind the music, biography dot com would Kapiti and weird. Al dot com. Oh, I have a feeling the same sheet from last week from last week so weird. Al dot com, did friends. Oh, no. Here is also the best of TV guide. I found it, they so wait dot com, Wikipedia and the biography channel, and the best of TV guide and weird. Al dot com. Good. Yeah. The friends are we fan club helped out normally I'm all prepared? But today, I'm all stirred. Well, good to know the TV show, friends was created by David crane, and you look at me like that. Stairs. All right. Sorry, go ahead. It's okay, it was created by David crane, and Marta, Kauffman and ran for ten seasons. From nineteen ninety four to two thousand and four the show. Starred, Jennifer Aniston, Courtney, Cox Lisa Kudrow Matt LeBlanc. Matthew Perry, and David Schwimmer the pot of all around six friends in their twenties. And thirties who live in Manhattan, New York City, the series, was produced by bright, Kauffman, crane productions, who previously produced the HBO show dream on. Did you know Schwimmer could have been Olympia with a lisp? Yeah. I've heard that somewhere where what I feel like recently. I don't remember hearing that David crane was this a pilot for us, basically, we had a very short lived series called family album that was canceled after six episodes. So we were scrambling in a panic wondering if they would ever let us back on the air again. Marta Kauffman here. We really wanted to do and some bull Connor. Pretty this one was close to our hearts because we had lived it. We had this pilot idea that we were shopping around. But at the time I jog was a joke. I was broke my life was basically DO way. And I really felt like I was stuck in second year. What did choice of words? Hey, sometimes life MIR's, TV TV mirrors life. Mir's mirror mirror. I don't know. Hello. I'm Kevin bright at first the show was called insomnia. Cafe. Then we call it six of one across the hall was also an idea. I liked friends like us because who doesn't like friends like us, and you and me. And wait a minute. We should've called the show friends like us. And you in me, damnit missed opportunity. Oh, well anyway, NBC's said it was going to be called friends. I told everyone not to worry about it. I'll be there for you. When the rain starts the poor like I been there before because I knew they were there for me, too. Oh my God. Stop at we got our idea from thinking about the time when we had finished college and started living by ourselves in New York and those days, the future was just a big question Mark that loomed ahead of us. The team of bright, Kauffman and cream was about to get James Burrows to direct the pilot episode this was huge as boroughs had directed. So many shows, including cheers, Kauffman crane took three days to write the pilot script and NBC wanted a genetic show, but crane argued that this was not a series for one generation NBC like the script anyway, and ordered the series next. We had to catch the show, we tried just film in them to couch, but test audiences hated it. I don't know why. That's awesome. I loved it. Great idea the couch needed talk show about nothing. Once it became apparent that the series was a favorite project at NBC Warren, Littlefield, the then president of NBC entertainment said that he was getting calls from every agent in town wanting their clients to be a part of this series casting director Ellie, Kanner said, auditioned for the lead. Roles took place in New York and Los Angeles. Those received a callback read again in front of crane Kauffman and bright for Phoebe. I immediately thought of Arnold Schwarzenegger because at the time I had a big crush Arnold Schwarzenegger, but I know that was not going to work. So I thought of Lisa Kudrow, Lisa could Joe at the time was playing a waitress on the show mad about you. Starring Paul Reiser, and Helen hunt. Paul Reiser was exceptional about letting Lisa Kudrow moved to friends. He loved what she was doing a mad about you, but she wasn't a series regular character someone came up with the notion that Phoebe and Ursula her character on mad about you were sisters and she could pop up, again, on the show, then we went to cast Rachel and Monica. I. I thought that Arnold Schwarzenegger could play both the parts when I was told that was a bad idea. So my next thoughts were Tia Leoni and rate for Rachel, and Janine Garoppolo for Monica both actresses turned down the roles so we called in Courtney Cox. I sold you to call an honored switching Egger again. But you know what he couldn't dance like Courtney Cox, and I'll tell you she could dance in the dark do chap? Oh, yeah. Now with. That sounded pornographic. Hold on. Hold on. We're there. So we called in Courtney Cox to read for the role of Rachel Cox was a rising star and Bruce Springsteen's favorite dance partner. See what I did there Cox wanted to read for Monica instead, Courtney here? I just wanted to chime in. I felt that I connected with Monica more. I was more mother hen domestic diva personality type myself puff. I could not the Rachel haircut little known fact for Monica. I also had facts alive star Nancy McCain read, I love Nancy mckeon. She was tough even a prom dress. He was terrific in a row. But so is Courtney Cox, although they weren't Arnold. I remember saying to the producers, honestly, we go anyway here. It's really it really is who you think can go the distance and then I was on my way, and then I watched the Hercules, and I thought about it somewhat ultimately. They saw something fresh in Courtney for the role and chose her. David Schwimmer here, I was called out to audition, and was kind of bitter because I addition for these producers before and they didn't give me the job, addition bitter and let them know I was better and they said I was the perfect Ross. Jennifer Aniston was cast next. Well, I finally gave up on having Arnold Schwarzenegger on this show. Go Colby IB off land. You're hired. So I cast this woman who was on a ferris bueller show real show, if that's a real show. It is we don't talk about it, though. Okay. Turned the movie into a TV show and was that good. Well, that's why I don't know anything about it was Arnold in it. No, I was living predator. Well, then that's why I have no clue. What we're talking about anyways. The one that played the sister on that show was Jennifer Aniston, and she could play a character. That was pitchy yet likable. Jennifer recalls the addition. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The problem was she was tied to another series. So they took her in second position when it was time to go into production and start shooting episodes. She was still under an option at CBS and known had been successful about getting her relief. You're young. Yeah. Yeah. You broke. K L. What? Yeah. Keep going. Yeah. I was told that we had to replace her. There was too much risk. But I said, no, we're not doing that little note that we also Matthew Perry and second position to a futurist series set at LAX. But that was much of a threat. I'm sorry. I was still thinking of Arnold and nobody Lamey have him. So I had a kiss cast the next sexiest man. And that's when I went with Matt LeBlanc. Actually Matt LeBlanc owned it as Joey. It was undeniable in the room he was delightful. There is no nail biting on that one. Alex, at the I bit my nails all the time right down to the little Nabis just because he was sexy. The last to be cast was Chandler. The producers thought Chandler was going to be a quick easy role to cast, but that wasn't the case. Greg Craig berko. Sure. Craig Beer, cO was very much a contender for Chandler. I remember them. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of people loved him for that role. I was not one of them. No, not at all. He was no Arnold or Matt LeBlanc. So cute. Matthew Perry actually coached Craig Beer cO for their addition. It wasn't what Beer cO wanted to do at that time, he went to Broadway after that we played around with Chandler sexuality little, but not in a real way we talked about it when we were casting. But once we cast Matthew, I don't think we ever considered making Chandler gay, but there's a Liza Minnelli joke in the pilot were channels talking about a dream. The network. And the producers were very happy with the choices, they made which is unusual next was to film, the pilot, establishing all of the characters personalities and half hour and getting picked up by the network, the actors worked so well together that people thought they had known each other for a lifetime already. The pilot was released to lackluster response, even so far as being called a Seinfeld rip off drum. Seinfeld ripple, but it quickly gained an audience of gen Xers. It had a lot to do with the chemistry between the actors director James Burrows quickly recognized that if the show was going to remain stable, he had to get his actors to bond even more so he took them all on a road trip to Vegas. Free trip to Vegas. You after not cast the first time I was raised spend their money, not that I'm better besides a bit of a card shark. So if the show got cancelled I was gonna have some money saved for the next edition and get hired either still not. Gen Xers quickly made the show a hit they especially liked that. The eight o'clock show was not afraid to address the issues that people were talking about in everyday life, people related to the show because the characters had the same problems, they did. How did Shailer outta work Joey for the department in Manhattan? Yeah. That's a certain question for everybody. Joey one time he had a big role on law and order, he was the body. Don't don't cut it out. They cut out the body. He was really excited about it. And he didn't make the I'm still waiting for the thing. They didn't cut out the body. Yeah. Yeah. See no. Under mind. They addressed how Monica 's apartment was rent controlled, because it was her grandmother's, but they never explained how Joey and Chandler Chandler. Did not make that much. He talked to you. Chandler have do you know what he was? Nobody chair. Antics job as a long drawn out title that has. No, meaning risks and something. Yeah. Analysts getting drawn title that should have been in the pub quiz that should've been questioned. If I what was Chandler's job title I dropped I dropped out of friends second season. That's a shame a lot that happened after the kid could have in friends back then, yes, I couldn't take an expensive anyway. The first season dealt heavily with the love interest of Ross an Rachel, how each character over the course of the following seasons. Also had their stories Kauffman and crane, hired a teen of seven young writers for the show. You see when you're forty you can't do it anymore. We were looking for young people coming in and out of coming out of college, and we felt that using six equal characters rather than emphasizing winter to what allow myriad of storylines that would give the show late. The majority of the storyline ideas came from the writers all the actors added ideas, too little secrets Sharyo bridge planned the big love story to be between Joey, and Monica, but since the pilot featured the idea of a romantic interest between Rawson Rachel. We went with it NBC requested that the show be changed to feature one dominant storyline and several several minor ones. But the riders refused wanting to keep three storylines that were of equal importance. NBC also wanted an older character to balance out the ones Tom Selleck. I love the young ones. That was a great show that was good show while we were forced to comply a draft of an early episode that featured Pat the Cup who would provide advice to the other characters. I remember that too. Yeah. I thought the storyline was terrible. It was a joke and broke and way, I'm I gotta I you to stop that. I ready. I don't know why you keep doing it. It's fun. The kids book, Pat, the bunny, we had Pat the Cup NBC eventually gave up on that idea each summer the producers outlined the storylines for the next season. The hardest episodes to write were always the first ones and the last ones of each season. The idea for relationship between Joey and Rachel was decided on halfway through the eighth season. The creators did not want Rawson Rachel to get back together. So soon, and while looking for romantic impediment, a writer suggested Joey's romantic interest in Rachel was fun Dhundi. However, we feared that it would make some of characters on likable. Some of us were already struggling with our characters being unlikable. I'm not naming names, but he is weird hair and lake star disorders and always came off bitter that producers felt the whole series hung on Ross and Rachel, and finding all the wonderful roadblocks for them to be with each other though. Rawson Rachel quickly, become a super couple the. Decision to pair, Rachel which Joey happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thanks for that input. Jennifer, it was for the greater good. It was inappropriate. And that's why we had to do it. I was concerned and Matt LeBlanc was scared to death about it. We needed to walk into this ring of fire Matt tiptoed into it, and it automatically everything worked out. Well later, we decided since that was going to work out, put Monica and Chandler together, which started out as well. What have we have them up for a night? It was not planned that this is going to be their relationship for the rest of the series. But it was feeling really good. And we ran with it, once we got Monica and Chandler together trickle bow bar on the idea Phoebe, and Joey being together seem to obvious and at that point, we'd be done. So the order of operations was they had the idea for Joey, and Monica, but then they cast them and they saw he had a big brother five. So they didn't. I want him to be with Monica. So then they're like, who's going to be with Monica, and they decided to do Chandler because Rachel then went with Ross exactly what we just read. I know. Little coal. You're finally caught up to the end of page five follow because. Sure, yeah, because it was actually a complete sentence. No. Because it's later, we put Monica and Chandler together, which implies it was after is very complicated. So there was a tree. I was trying to simplify it for the listeners due to loss. Like I did. I still don't know what's going on. And I'm saying, okay. Start with Nicole. Yes. The storyline was quickly wrapped up until the season's finale for the ninth season. The writers were unsure about the amount of story line to give Rachel's baby as they wanted to show, neither to revolve around a baby, nor pretend there was none, baby. Yeah. Yeah, baby. Thank you again. Jennifer near so insightful. In the business. We call this walking denting it too. Gotta watch Walking Dead. And you'll, you'll be laughing. Those people watch Walking Dead and friends. They're dying right now. There are none of those in this. Maybe jail. Started slowly laughing. Oh. It took us a while to accept the idea of a ten season. We didn't know if we had enough stories left to tell the justify the season but we like money. We love the money so we did because we want the money baby show us the money, the episode title format, quote, the one dot dot dot was created when the producers realized that the episode titles would not be featured in the opening credits. And therefore would be unknown to most of the audience all the episodes, officially Gan bit the one, except the title of the pilot episode and the series finale. The last one the show hit from no one wants to guest star on it. Everyone wants to guest star on it when he put the love boat to shame. I guess, like Yulia Roberts, George Clooney, Robin Williams, Charleston Heston, Sean Penn, Bruce Willis, and Brad Pitt's. Name never say his name. Yeah. Yeah. Whoa, whoa, whoa, salary Jennifer at he way. It was the place. Everyone wanted to be. They all wanted some sort of that central perk, goodness. Leave and got a call that Justin Timberlake wanted to do the show. We had a meeting with him. And he was lovely and he had a sexy back. But we didn't have a good part for him. My kids were more Chris ca- Patrick fans. Anyway. You're welcome. Okay. This show York rise in the UK and was very popular. So an episode in London seemed like a great idea. Plus, they could get anyone. They wanted on the show like Richard Branson, and Sarah duchess of York. Yeah. Remember that when Joey Renan to her, and she helped record a video to Chandler saying, sorry, you can be here, because channel was like, I don't want to spend the day with you looking like Adora season two I dropped out. Did you? Reminiscing again for the fans. It's not all about you. We had Ross with Emily, so that wedding story storyline felt very organic. If we could go back in time. I don't think the show really needed the stunt casting of Sarah duchess of York and Richard Branson, but you get caught up in things. Yeah. We did not want to do friends, go to Russia, though. Nope. Or Fred's go to Hawaii or friends, go to Mars. You get the idea. We're not going to jump the shark. We should have done an episode where the friends jump the shark been cool. Why do you think of that now because it would have been awesome and everything like that. You know, happy days. Did it but hey the friends would have done it better. Six years Monday. Happy days. The sit on this is sit on this, but Lenin episodes were well received in the US and are often cited as some of the best the series best episodes. However, when it aired in the United Kingdom, it was poorly received with criticism focused on the portrayal of Britain, and the British even though the producers sought a friends as only TV show, numerous psychologists investigated, the cultural impact of friends, calling them, friends trends such as hairstyle was nicknamed the Rachel, Joey's catchphrase. How you doing? Are you doing? How you doing? Are you doing fading? I don't know how you doing doing. No, no, no. You still say how you do feel like you should be sitting in front of a picket fence right now. Delk lead. Here boys and girls how you doing? How you doing today? Children Joey's catchphrase became a popular cat a popular one. And even the fact that the characters used the emphasize word so to modify adjectives, more often than any other intense fire don't forget, the holiday Armadillo. Yeah. You remember that one? Thanks, Jennifer once sticking point in otherwise mostly free. Scandalous TV show was the actor salaries in their original contract, the actors were paid twenty two thousand five hundred dollars per episode, and then each different salaries and season two prior to negotiating for season three, the cast cited to negotiate collectively, despite Warner Brothers preference for individual deals, the Casca paid seventy five thousand per episode third season, then eighty five thousand for season, four by season five, they were raking in one hundred thousand per show per person for season. Seven eight the six actors were awarded seven hundred and fifty thousand per show and finally a whopping one million dollars per episode for the final two years. We're giving paid for persons some of us are then you get your check. No. Have you checked your pay pal? No. Okay. We'll check. Pay pal? But not right now, you don't have to pay hell. We pay you in high lie. Army to raise. I'm content because you need to collectively bargain with me. Okay. Just like the friends you had just aren't we friends, come on. So they at least six million for the actors per episode episode plus all the cast crew how much were they charging for commercials? My God, how my gosh client could charge probably whatever they would just, just think though, this is what led to the high contracts that are going on TV. Now are those deals that they negotiated? Oh, I have a recommendation for everybody, if I can just sidetrack here again you want to hear more about this. And how TV was changed during certain time periods. There are couple of docu series on Netflix for the seventies eighties nineties in two thousand so each one is different season. And EV every episode goes in depth about one thing about that decade. So if you were to go and watch nineties and then their TV episode in ill. Go through every single show that was in the nineties and how that specific one had a cultural impact change the format like who's really good. All of those are excellent series that hell you recommend on Netflix this. I'm soda sponsored by next Netflix. The official sponsor of Nicole. That all the time comes into coal, Netflix and binge airy Schwimmer take us. I don't wanna come into a work environment where someone is making more money than me. We weren't on samba cast after all this is all our show, and we should be treated, the same anything else would make me better. And I'm not better and you not like me when I'm bitter while other sitcoms seem to be able to get away with nearly anything friends hit a couple of road blocks with standards and practices with subject matter that is considered fairly tame today. There are groups that decided that certain things should not be represented on television like lesbian weddings and condoms, we weren't even allowed to show the condom it had to be in lesbian weddings. And condoms is the name of my rock and roll band. Those to be my debut album. All right, crane, although the thing, I remember getting the most male about was when Rachel's father said something to spare gene about chiropractors we got a mountain of letters, I guess they're very defensive group and not all cracked. About the joke. Stop it. They couldn't align themselves to the premise, stop it while they should've adjusted to it up. Popularity soared the cast became busier with outside projects. Producers also had to deal with real life issues affecting the actors. At one point, they worked around six movie schedules, like when Matt LeBlanc had to fly out to England to shoot lost in space, which you shouldn't have done. I'm so glad you said that. Glad you said that we also discovered there was a problem with Matthew Perry. Nice spoke to manager and everyone acknowledged that there was definitely problem drugs. He said, yes, I have a problem I need to go deal with this, and he was off to rehab. We really respect them. No, no. He's he went three had. Yes. Yes. Yeah. He was gone one. He was there the next he was in rehab. And everyone had to be flexible with schedule. Just combination. The challenge was trying to keep him healthy. That's everybody wanted it certainly created some difficulties. But I think we were incredibly supportive. You know, I'll tell you I tried to Google why there were so many like re recap episodes and. Flashback up of friends, and I just typed that in like why are there? So many flashback up associates. Why there's so many the episode that explains it that says the one with the flashbacks, there's that one, but where, where Rachel turns thirty there's like the one about thanksgiving where they go to all the passing giving and stuff like that. So that's why there's so many episodes, and it did seem like there was kind of a block of them. And now I'm realizing it's probably when Matt Matthew Perry was away for so long. They're like, how are we going to fill all this time that we can't produce episodes? But we need to be to be put out to air because it didn't happen in season. Two. Yeah. No, it didn't happen. It was definitely later on. And I was I was season three. I was like, why am I know it was season three the last episode of season two? So what seasons? What was that, like season fine feel like it was around seven eight nine which is as far as anything that I've read before? That's my six is a freight of seven. Thank you, Laura. You're welcome. Sharp new baby. But Kohl shock to did it. I remember seeing a bunch of those episodes because I was watching it. And sometimes when you're watching so many in a row here like I just saw flashback episode like two two episodes ago when you're watching it on TV people want not notice as much. But when you're watching them in succession, one after the other, it's very easy to pick up that there was a pattern going on, like every episode was the same. Crane here. All those nothing you could throw at us when Lisa Kudrow became pregnant, we wrote it in, you have choices for the show ignored embrace it or kill off the character. We thought killing a pregnant lady would be bad for ratings. Abrasion ING killer off. But, you know. I could be Nicole. I, I could be still bitter at you. But you didn't hire me before. So I could be still bitter for it, but I'm not gonna let chin. No. 'cause I'm not a bitter person. Well, if that, that could be fun and it opened up a great storyline EC. Phoebe is a strong comic character. So it became important for us to create storylines with substance, and huge emotional stakes the minute, the Serega idea was floated. We all got excited about it and went with it in the series finale. The last one Ross confesses his love for Rachel, Monica and Chandler, moved to the suburbs with their adopted twins and the gang heads to such a perk for one last Cup of Joe. I'm really proud that we were able to sustain the Ross and Rachel relationship over ten years in the pilot. He asked her I ask you out sometime. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it takes them a year and a half before they finally go out. One of the most challenging things was to keep you invested in this relationship over the course of ten. Ah years. It was so long that in the finale, we could pay it off once and for all. Yeah. We always do that. We basically had it ended with them leaving Monica's apartment, don't forget Chandler's apartment. Afford it we've been talking about this, too. I think Monica was the most important apartment. Okay. Jennifer. No. Jennifer, you didn't know my nipples are hard. All ten seasons of friends ranked within the top ten of season ratings reaching number one in its eighth season, the series finale aired on may six two thousand four as we watched by around fifty two point five million American viewers making it. The fifth most watched series finale in television history in syndication, it has earned over one billion dollars. So could there be a friends reunion in the works? I have tried unsuccessfully to bring all six of us together for a reunion dinner party at her home at my home. So the closest you will get is on the Jimmy Kimmel show where he managed to get in Saint cujo and myself, replacing our characters in a short sketch that may be the closest thing ever get to three union, only because I'm a little bitter and I'm not gonna do the reunion for a while. There was another friends reunion tiny little thing, where it was Jennifer. Aniston. Matthew Perry and Courtney Cox. That was on a show. I can't remember which one it was behind the music. There you go. All the music. From weird Al dot com, there might have been, but that's the only one that I found there was it was I, I'll have to look at it later. They don't wanna do one. I know they don't want to redo the show. Plus poor, Matthew Perry's looking terrible these, unfortunately, I've seen Lisa Cousy on a couple of things shortening, Courtney, Cox justed, shameless is still doing a show is neat doing the couple's still. Or do they cancel that? He said about in a while. He wasn't too bad, though. I heard he did a show where they basically did like a Saturday Night, Live show. And it was behind the scenes, and he was like a producer writer or something. And it was really good. I can't remember the name of it like something on the sunset strip or something, Matthew either loose. Lisa Koutros had a couple of different shows. She's had a couple of shows. She's been an a couple of other things. She was in a girl on the train. She was in easy, a I mean. Those aren't big. But choosen unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. She was very there's that. She's still Jennifer. Aniston justed dumpling. I still haven't watched that I haven't either. But I like to say dumpling. I heard great things about it, but it just seems like a southern move. Handle it. Have really big hair drink sweet tea and watching them plan. And she showed her, but in a movie with the guy from swingers can't remember, his name at the moment. Vince fought Vince Vaughn. That's it was. Oh, what was it? The backup plan the break-up to break. Vince Vaughan backup plan was not. Jennifer aniston. That was Adam Sandler. No, the one with Adam Sandler was something else. Well, speaking of she was Ben Stiller in along came Polly, speaking of random fan of facts. Let's do fishbowl facts, those are random facts pulled out of a fishbowl, aren't they are cool. Full facts, little extra bonus things that we maybe didn't talk about her already sidetracked talked about your topic. You're starting to. All right. Sounds good. Phoebe was originally pitched as a Goth girl, which promoted Jin Jane. Janeane garofalo deter. Oh, cool. Phoebe was originally pitches. Goth girl, which prompted Janine gir- follow too. The role just. Yeah. Whatever they said, fishbowl facts. No one was a real fan of the theme song. According to Jennifer Aniston. We felt it was a little. I don't know dancing and upon. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Felton, felt sort of odd. She says the only reason they did it was because they were told to, you know, I also heard that they're like, they filmed that whole thing and they were playing the song. I'll be there for you. And there are a couple of episodes where they actually shots where you can see one of the characters mouthing the words I'll be there for you like while there. As a fan fact, as a fan of eighties alternative music, the Rembrandts were on their way to be like big in the scene. One song will they had a great album before, then and then that's the song came out and then they disappeared. They took the money and ran Whitney. Also Jennifer Aniston was never in a movie called the backup plan. It was fun. It was fun. I don't know. But I'm like Jennifer Aniston right now. She is not in it was definitely Vince Vaughn, and her because I think the best thing she ever did was horrible bosses. They were dating at the time. Polly, wasn't terrible. I like office space office faces yet as well. Of course. Stiffly. After they moved into basement or the actor who played ugly, naked guy wasn't revealed into until two thousand sixteen and it was John. How can begin sure maybe? The names of all six friends were inspired by characters from all my children, Chandler is for the Chandler family. Rachel's last name green is for Janet green Ross is for Ross Chandler. Monica is four make Joey is for Joseph, Joey Martin, and Phoebe is for Phoebe Tyler wallingford. Thank you for a long fishbowl. You picked it. You see, sometimes they're fooling. And like Baker the paper is it necessarily the bigger the I found that out today. Now it's going that going back to me. We're going reverse order today. Switching it up. Ooh. Switching it up friends was supposed to just have four friends Phoebe and Chandler were originally written as supporting roles that I've heard plenty of times before because then that makes sense Rachel in Rawson, Monica, Joey can just doesn't have Rachel says you just lift ride out as a second season decided to change it all around the opening was shot at Warner Brothers studios in California. Do not go looking for the fountain anywhere in New York. Do you know where that fountain is also featured shouldn't be hocus pocus in the Jennifer Aniston, Vince Vaughn movie where she shows her? But now in the movie. Hocus pocus never seen liar. I've never seen it either liar. No, he's not lying. Why would you not see? Hocus pocus, DVD lended, t because it's over rated it is it is just nineties. Halloween. Movie has biggest got like a thirty three percent on rotten tomatoes. It's one time, rotten tomatoes got something right? Well, did you know that least Kudo hated the tar at I? In fact, she suggested that Phoebe played the Bongos instead I think that would be Joe's goes. It's bongos. According to you. When you're reading, did you imagine? Smelly cat on the bound goes. Okay. The feeding you, Bruce Willis guest starred on the show after losing a bet with Matthew Perry. Yes, his daughter, was the lion on the medals even bring up that stupid show. It's not still. Hooked on it. What you the math senior. Yeah, he was the rest. If you haven't watched it by now by the time this episode here, it's already been the season finale. Tone. It doesn't matter anymore, but this episode airs Thursday right after the season. Finale ochre at the mask singer. Joy for tones already been on mass, so it doesn't matter. And yes still spoiler. Yeah. You should already know this. So I said it was Joey from the first day as heard him sing. All right. Well, we put it out there on social media to find out your thoughts on friends on Twitter, what the mask singer. Let's talk about that. Oh, we're not talking about the center. You do know lip synching right now. It's not really singing it. So they're all Ashley Simpson. Simpson. Simpson. They all all Ashley, you're not seeing that clearly through that mask. I'm telling you right now. They still thing it whether they limps limps on sure that cling it could have the headpiece on inside. Yeah. No, they don't because when they take it off. They don't have it wasn't free Kinjo in this show would be nowhere. Anyway on Twitter. Chris. On twitter. What's your favorite, which is a podcast says love it? Curly watching them all in order with my girlfriend, not sure about favorite episode. But Ross's my favorite character easily have to be better. Hate ross. Little bitter with you right now to coal. It's okay, I can handle that you can handle this Ross. I'm finding that. I hate Ron, I never hate it wrong. He was just a he can he had no matter what he's going to say something about a monkey in the first season and they. More. So let it go to a construction worker somebody favorite rossville meant was when Phoebe was trying to convince him that like maybe dinosaurs weren't real or anything like that. And she just had her belief in something. And she's like if you, if you don't like truly believe in something, like, is it, does it does, is that real or she? And he's like, well, I mean, maybe there's a chance that it's not real and she's like, oh my gosh. She's just through what your entire life because it's something I would've. Kuhn's you love. A really funny moment. She totally Arnhem my favorite Ross moment was after second season. When I just wanting must see TV starting at eight thirty. Okay. My Ross moment was when he voiced that you're at Madagascar. Yeah. That wasn't Ross. Rafeh madagascar. What's his face comedian? No. What? Oh, no. That's different. Okay, I'm caught up here. Right. But my you, you didn't even bring up my most favorite est lying ever from. Von's snorkel is a snorkel now that's weird Al last week. But this week it would be. All the time you've moved with me. You know, that is always scream whenever we move any. Matter what if I bring in the groceries, and I have to pivot. Spoiler alert. So moving onto. Also from Twitter. Nick from the Tennessee podcast says while I can appreciate that. It's a good show for me. Personally always be just a poor man. Seinfeld. Which is often a criticism of the show is I get that. I mean, I don't I, I didn't like Seinfeld but I they're just different because I'm poor. Okay. It's a similar show but it's a different format. And the fact that Seinfeld is about these four super narcissistic, friends that are just like screwing over everybody, they can to get further in life, that's one show. And then there's friends where they actually have their interpersonal relationships. One another that are more in depth and complex than seinfeld's relationships ever were and friends. I don't feel like the characters were bad like they were in Seinfeld. So the, the structural and the cinematic format of the two are different. Why what those are? Or put her hoodie on like she's suddenly ninja. From Facebook LaRussa says pivot, pivot. So we we're going to talk about that, but you jump the guy. Listen, I just it should have been talked never hesitate. When pivoting now, Chris Birkinbine from dash science says France has always been too far out there for me. I don't think I've ever liked that many people at once before in my life. When is acquaintances or people, I wave to driving down the street come out? Where's my show? I, I have to agree, six friends are way too many people, I don't think I have six friends, you have six friends. There's Gary and. What about Kerry's kid dairies kid don't count that purchase? Chris, there's me you guys really friends going to say O'Connor not you, Chris. End with O'Connor and that's it. Shelly says still my favorite sitcom ever. Yeah. Come she's ever watched. Yes. She doesn't TV. So honest says love it. It's my favorite. I think one of my favorite episodes is the one with the G. Noggin, noggin or the one where Ross went to the tanning salon and got sprayed only on the front. He was like a twelve and his Beckwith zero. I was very bitter. Uh-huh. I remember that. Yeah. And he comes back and Chandler's at what happened he said, I went to that place. Your wife told me to go to and he said was that place. The sun. Season two can I can I? Season one in ten favorite, Joey and Chandler moment. To head. Okay. Go ahead. My, my favorite, Joey, and Chandler moment is when they were getting ready to go to, I think it was Ross's he was receiving an award or something, but nobody was getting ready and him and Rachel are fighting, and then everybody started fighting with one another and Joey comes in the apartment because I don't know what, like I don't remember what triggered it, but he comes on the apartment wearing all of Chandler's close. And he goes, look, I'm Chandler, could I be wearing anymore? Question that do do did they ever show Ross's apartment of her because he's the one that made money they show his apartment. Yeah. Couple of time much before he moved into the ugly man apartment yet, I think that's when you started seeing Ross's apartment because it became there were a few times were him being able to see into Monica and Chandler's apartment and vice versa became store. You know, he moved into the ugly Nikitin's move into the ugly make naked man's apartment. 'cause they were watching him and saw that he died. Like the apartments available ochre. Yeah. Paula says too many are my favorite my favorite line of all time though, is my sisters have in my baby. Yeah. My favorite comedy right up there with big bang theory. If we could mush Joe his looks Chandler silliness in the way, Ross looks at Rachel, will have the closest to a perfect man. Hi, my name's jail. Jail. They said Joey looks how you doing now? Not his personality. His looks. All right. We got some phone calls. Here's the first one to three. So from the gravity. Dear jail, Laura, in a coal love the show, you guys are doing a great job regarding friends. I don't have too much to say about it that show debuted when I was in college and back, then we did things like gathered together on Thursday nights at someone's apartment and watching parties. Yeah, we did stuff like that. I guess I mean it was a good show. I haven't watched it several years. I think it was funny and it was a really good example of an on samba comedy. Although I do think that David Schwimmer is one of the most annoying actors of ever seen not never enjoyed anything. I thought he was super whiny, and terrible and friends. And then when he played whatever that role was in the in the, the OJ Simpson movie that came out years ago, he was terrible in that. So I'm definitely not a David Schwimmer fan. And I kinda got I kinda I kinda got worn out on Joey thought that was kind of annoying after awhile, but overall. Funny show. It's fine. You know, Marta Marta Kauffman and whoever else is behind that show. I think I did a good job. But the type that I just wanted to say, one other thing that's unrelated friends. I just wanted to Bruder for listening to the gravity of your podcast really appreciate it. All right, man. We'll see you later. Bye. How does he feel about David Schwimmer when he stole the beer from the convenience store? When they Yati Bubba went they stole the beer from the convenience store. How does he feel about that? That was funny. There's happen to realize it it. Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes. I know it wasn't really David Schwimmer, but that like him. And then. Yeah. And then David Schwimmer trolled the hoping also gonna ask Toaff, but that was a recording. I know he said hi to me. I said, hi back. Also David Schwimmer in the HBO movie breast men was really good. He played a douchebag, but the better and he was better. And I don't think he was really acting. Did you see the pallbearer? That's David Schwimmer movie. I thought that was the manager of the undertaker now also movie this, like his first movie did after friends. I think not sure sure it was in that I don't know. I never saw it. I didn't either. But I think I know what you're talking about. Yes, I thought we could discuss it in great details. Just. All right. Here's the next caller reboot. My phone. Mood are I actually don't have any friends, but I like gravity beard. I don't really care for your show. Thank you. I just I'm sorry that Chris from gravity beard made a shout out to him to Bruder on our show. Spurs ever going to hear it because he does list door show. He just sees what the topics are that we're talking about and calls in and says that, but he doesn't listen, so he's never going to hear the appreciation from his idol will maybe we can try to contact Bruder someway somehow and maybe he secretly listens to the show. I don't know all the nice Britair. I hope he listened to the show. I think he would really like our show if you actually listen to it, we do a good job to Bruder. I don't have any friends either, and I hope someday, I can grow up to brood like you. You have Gary honor, Gary. I don't count them. But acquaintances who needs friends when you can stock a beer, cooler so well. Let's talk about the beer. What is it again? Sierra Nevada's spring, seasonal brute PA. All right. Laura bunch. You start us off. What's the rating system? Oh, are you asking me? If one through six Hemi you can drink out of six pack. Love that system is the greatest system ever best. Hey, Chris, what's the label the label pretty plain? I'm giving it a to. No one basic got words on it. That's it nothing. I think it serves its purpose for what they're trying for. Yeah. It's fine bone dry. Well, I. If you don't know that we now just found this out now. You didn't jail you down that forever. Bring IPA's but I give this one of three yes, good, probably my highest rating ever for an IP. Normally there, there's heroes. Why do you give this one of three I always if anything's really Super, Dry, always tend to like it the best like, I, I like dry everything like your sense of humor. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think it's it it's very drinkable in my opinion. I've seen new drink a glass glasses sand before. It's true. It's dry. I missed that, well, I'm going to piggyback off view because I also hate IPA's. But I'm giving this one six railing. Yes, this is good. I really like it one of the things that complain about for a lot of beers is the finish this at Scott an abrupt finish, it's dry, dislike it says, I could drink this all day. This is, is not as good as the seventy five minute. I it's missing that maple syrup. It is missing the maple syrup put maple syrup in there. This would be a seven. You'd have to buy a second expect. Yes. But I'm going to give it a six very good. It's a coal me. I also will give it a six I thoroughly enjoyed this. I don't think I almost wish you could be a little, Hoppy are, but a nice crisp finish where there was no lingering aftertaste. That was too much. It was just nice smooth flavor the entire time. The taste itself was very palatable. And I just very much enjoyed this. I also give it a six, all right? Brew master. I miss the hops could use more hops, Hoppy beers. That's just me. But I like IPA's so. But with that being said, it's very smooth and I would probably drink six of them easy. So I would have to give it a six giving us six even though you're complaining about the hops I am. But I get why the hops are missing because of the hops were in there. It wouldn't be as dry finish that I hate. Yes. That's why for the style, and how they're going for. I love it. It's got a little. It has had that champagne taste to to which is very it's unique six good job. Good job Sierra, Nevada. Yes. There I so before we get into where you can find us today show is sponsored by seat giant what is seat giant. You may ask. It's not seats that you would sell to your giant friends or giant seats that you would sell to anyone, no matter what their height is, which would be weird. But maybe on a roadside attraction at a now I would love to wrote own roadside attraction. 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Some reason told me to shake my head because jails happy with his IP choice, and he's down about seven highlights which is the official beer of the podcast. Forty totally true pool. All right. Well, friends is in the can. You mentioned that we do take suggestions and weird hours, a suggestion. Yes. We recorded that last week. It's already been published if you wanna go listen to it on any of those podcasts networks, and Devaud has been suggested that'll be coming up in a future episode as well as Conan O'Brien has been suggested which will be doing in the future episode. So we do take your suggestions to hurt. All right. I'm Christopher DeVos. Nicole jail tros? I'm Laura by by later. Stay fresh cheese bags. That same as last week, we explain this to you. Yeah. Just take me a while. Remember that actually passed before that? Wonderful. Stay. Also ever voices have been impersonated foiling, all conversations, may or may not be one hundred percents accurate as well. 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I just wanted to speak on behalf of America and say, we all love seeing you together, and it's very cool. We would do anything for Jim Burroughs, because he really gave us the opportunity of a lifetime and probably the best ten years of our acting careers that we will forever. Remember, and we experienced friendship family heartbreaks babies everything together. And we also sort of had a wonderful experience with the world loving says, well connected. The original reading the in the very beginning really encouraged us all to sort of get along and get to know one another in be kind to one another and support one another and watch one another and help one. Another. And play you play. He gave us his dressing room because it was big and it should have been. That's you know, fine. And they wrote an episode about it actually, right? Cincinnati note lines. Everybody in. Yes. Or. Your money's mind green flies in. We all who are fans of the show. We loved that you all are friends in real life, talk to me about the bond that you all have as a result of the show. Well, I have to say the beginning, it was not a hard thing. We really just wanted to hang out with each other. It was not a we have to do. We really just fell in love and adore each other instantly, and would hang out each other's houses. And, you know, watch the show together we did at the beginning, we watched watching the beginning. Yeah, the first year, we would all sort of like watch each other's scenes, like seems you weren't in, you would watch and kind of kind of trying to think of ideas for one another. On. Everybody was real supportive of game each other notes. Yeah. Gestion. But that was also because Courtney started off saying this. I was on Seinfeld. And they all help each other. So just let's help each other. You talk about being encouraged to bonds have to ask you about a rumor that went around. Did you all sign contracts saying that you wouldn't sleep with each other? We are. House of friends. So guys is it true? Did you all sign contracts saying that you wouldn't sleep with each other? There's so many that was. I was not asked to sign anything. Who had the best chemistry of the group. I mean you all had such great comes through is. Chemistry together some more of three girls we had lunch together every single day of three guys. We ain't the same food what Jennifer salad. Oh. It was like what was it? A toy saved think. No, but she has way with, with it. Did you all addition for the rules that you wound up getting, I was called asked to play Monica and her Rachel, and I think we both just thought the other was better for the other part. But I on dishes, I had to come in and on for Jimmy, and I just like did you remember meeting Jimmy before that? For Jiang this not just in, but I did. Thank you. Matt's favorite, Joey moment from the show have a remember the episode where the boys went to ranger game. And Ross was hitting face with the puck. And was sitting in the emergency room, and Joey, of course, has the puck because he somehow got it and Schwimmer's got the bandage on his face. And Jimmy goes Ayla blonde look up and goes. Goes. And I and it was it's just that little sort of seed that gives you. That's the thing about him. He doesn't say a lot just kind of knows. He gives you credit for being an artist any in. Okay. So it became this. And look at this he's pissed off and that was the downbeat for the scene. And it was it was great, but it was his idea. Thanks, jimmy. It was very. So let me tell you a little more about it. Courtney, do you have a favorite episode? One of my favorite was the blackout episode. I love that. I love the cat on your bag. He said, just keep going with the cat on my back just just to keep doing keep doing it until I cut. And this never really. Jennifer the episode where Rachel gets drunk and Mary's Ross. Yes, amazing. Yes. What of your favorites? This is it or get married. Sure you wanna do this. No. That was a really that was actually a very fun episode. But I always love the flashbacks. I always love when we would have things like flashback to that Monica, and Rachel tree nose job in Ross with his afro. Is it ever explained? How you afforded the apartment. I know this is something that's. Yeah. Oh, we'll think how did I miss control? Low Glenn control. Nine controls. David, you, you went onto directive few episodes of friends, did you ask him for advice who Jimmy? Yeah. No look. I mean, I, I asked him if I could watch him and follow him. And e graciously took me under his wings. And I tried to try to watch you just learn so much. But he also, by the way. I mean, we all knew who James Burrows was, and really felt like we were a brand new show and, you know, there had been taxi and cheers and he went around and told us like you were married. Mary Tyler Moore, you're the hub your Reverend Jim. I'm okay great. Wow. Who am I? He's got a member him saying to me goes danza. Okay. He said your dance. That's great. Tell me what Jim Burroughs, legacy as a sitcom director, is the look of the room, here's his legacy. I mean, there's, there's nothing that I don't think anyone in this room wouldn't do for him, you know. And I think he taught us everything that we know about comedy, timing support collaboration, you know. You think? He's our Papa. Thank you all so much. Sean Hayes and Jason Bateman with very special tribute to James Burrows. This is Julie. Hey calendar. What's my morning like Julie's about to have a long day? Carpool, ten purchase birthday card nine five try cleaning. Did you just go backwards on? Sorry. 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TechFan 386 - Flushing good time

TechFan

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TechFan 386 - Flushing good time

"You're listening to another great podcast in the my neck podcasting network. And it is tech fan podcast number three hundred and eighty six tomorrow Persson on TV code. So I'll be honest, David. I have not listened to your solo show last week. I'm some fended. I know you should be. I usually do but it's probably best that ninety listened to it. I I'm I'm on the third book on a three book series, right? You've spent me for somebody else. Yes. Series. It's called the records. You know? I like, I license you would think it's about kind of superheroes. But not really super powered beings. They come into being and the story picks up basically twenty years later, or so and the world is a totally different place most nations capitulated and then fall, and there's a bunch of little fiefdoms, and the reckoner are humans who go around killing what they call epochs an epochs or the people who have power when these people have these powers, there's minor epochs. And there's massive affect affects it kind of drives him insane. They become very selfish and self centered and almost. Almost the what's the word. I'm looking for cliche comic book villain. But you know, they just murder people. A comic comic book called the boys that cut it's not set in a postal apocalyptic. Very yes. Very similar an Amazon. I think Amazon's coming up on the TV show. Kobe the original coma booze brilliant, really really good for its time. Yeah. I think it went about a year longer than needed to go. Honestly. Yeah. But I love I love the boys. That was great. But the concept is very similar where they to have a new member that joins them, and the police the superheroes that CPA here is role. Dick's thank you know. They hate the heroes and they want to bring him down. But it you start the series with this one guy who joins them. Yeah. Who's new to it? But although he didn't really want to join. Whereas this is very similar concept guy joins and but he wanted to join he wanted to be a reckoner. And it's it's really the narrator who does it does fantastic different voices. Which is honestly kinda rare in audio books, usually they're especially when it comes to the women voices. Most male narrators such a crappy job, they make the women's whiny or I hate it. I'm like us, can you give someone this? It's almost insulting. And I and I listened to one Star Wars book, and they add sound effects hate that so much. I'm like don't please stop doing that. Like, they're on a star destroyer, and you can hear the star. Destroyer sounds like you don't need to do that. It's a book paint the picture with the words or the sound effects. Don't match what they're describing like he's and another blaster shot misses. And you hear like, well, there's a whole bunch of lasts for shots. But he talk. About he takes one shot. And you hear the Joe Judy. I like stop it. I can't stand that. I always said things always the way knowing me the particularly in the next generation was particularly favors for this is where Picard with tell wolf to shoot something in a particular way, or in a particular place. And then wolf would just not do it at right? So so he would say those are the ones that I think when the early ones where they met in the book, and they have you read the book tract to be thing that used to pull chunks out the ship. Oh. Mr Wolf destroyed the source of the factory and wolf is the phases. And just basically blows a completely different of the of the book eve way. I makes you stop. And you just think not do what you're tell us. Exactly. That's why it's called an older is because you're expected to do what you will. I'm enjoying the book. I've never read or in this case, listen to a superhero type of let's say hold on. Sorry. I've never read a superhero type of book like this. I like comic books, but this is different. And I'm really enjoying it. It's more science fiction than anything. I think but it's good. It's really good. I if I remember I'll send you a link sometime, I'm sure it's fell to the much from Las we chess John Johnny Micheals, Johnnie my did she say enjoyed. He did I was going to mention that as well. Yep. I'm currently watching. About twenty minutes into episode seven season three of the grant tour we were discussing this a little bit before we started recording. We're both obviously a huge fans that they were general top gear. I don't like the new one that much. They've had some good stuff. But on a whole. Yeah. So I just started showing the new season of toki here at the this is the lost season. The we'll have Matt LeBlanc in as they as the late already announced. He's leaving. He's over. They've already announced that this is going to be his loss. One. And it's he's actually not been too bad on some of them when he doesn't play the character of Joey which he calls into too often when he doesn't do that. And his actual passion for cars, come out it's much better. But the problem is is that desperately trying to recreate the trio formula whether you will get along in their racquet on each other. And it just doesn't come across his no just I buy it. And so yeah, they're gonna replace. We're gonna replacement up level with an England fisker cricketer. I'm Jay Flintoff, an British comedian paddy McGuinness who currently both big coffins. And then the Rory Reid is like the the youngest guy. He's in the the three of them. He's going back to doing like a sideshow like an extra show relevant being mine presents a with the plan for next season with this season is still the same Fulmer, and it's kind of the same. It's still very runny on even in rough. What they should have done is other than the comedian guy. Got the guys from the American top year that lasted for three years. The first season wasn't good. They there was no chemistry. The second season was so much better. The one that I like his name was Russell Rutledge, and he was the truecar guy. One of the guys that kinda was Jeremy role, but not really was an actual racecar driver drifter. And all that. But but the but Rutledge was fantastic. That's who they should get for the English that guy just that guy, actually. But you know, it'd be great for top gear. You me and in guy Soro? I mean, and you can see who's in who's roles. That's right yet. I mean, he is definitely a Richard that that would be guy. And you'd be the one to explain things. I'd be James my, Yep. Yep. No question that would be your raw you'd be James may. But then again that that puts me in Jeremy's role. Yeah. And you point I kind of immature Clarkson tear type character on a. Yep. Yup. Anyways. I we were discussing that. We I think we both agree. They have too much freedom on Amazon, and it makes it. Grand tour. It makes it. With the huge budgets. No restrictions. I think it's had the opposite effect on their creativity. Yeah. I we were talking about how you know working for the BBC. And in those restrictions having to tow the line, not just in terms of budget. But all seven cents of what they were allowed to do. It was more exciting watching the skit h them being in the situation where they can do what they want this this season in particular. You know, doing some fairly propulsed juris things on the pro the problem that they the trick with the roadshows stuff. They do is that some of the stuff, they do you think? Well, did they just kinda get a what did they really do that? Or is it just the production trick deal? It's obvious. How many things are production tricks because they're so over the top they have so so few limitations. So for instance, I'm thinking the one the season whether in China, so they're in China, and they went to the Sean John king, which is a huge city of thirty million picked the China that nobody else on shutters ever heard of. This place, huge metropolis. But because it's China. You know, we haven't heard of it. And it's is the capital of China's also industry, and they took a very old luxury calls close and had a Mercedes as close sorry, close BMW seven series jobs. My head a Mercedes S clause route Cadillac es. Yes. Right. And they kind of, you know, did they usual thing where they do pseudo tests to try and imply with these calls best to the worst available mount sole thing. But the stuff they did was so extreme at one point my turned his cO put a soul into his car, and it was being driven by somebody else. I on the and because he put a solar in there. The guy he steamed up the windows could see what he's doing all this whole thing. And it was meant to be hilariously funny. But the thing is is that you know, when you see that there's no way that he went into a garish and actually fitted to Solis of the it's fake and the funny when they do the funny stuff, it's if you don't buy into the. Idea that just kind of. Overnight. It's not funny. It's it's scripted funny. Now where before it wasn't scripted funny. Stupid things would actually happen like filling your car up, and he starts driving away in the frigging door falls off and they start laughing. That's funny. Because or when when Jeremy's in the one super talk camper, and he thinks it's a great idea until semi passes them at speed. And the whole thing starts wobbling, and he goes. Home Larry us, because it's a genuine funny moment because he is really scared, and you could see it, you know, the whole thing that's one. It's great when they do this. I wanna say canned comedy, it just doesn't work. It just doesn't. Yeah. Like in that same app said navy NAFTA, go up to restate hill and. Having caught his brighten down the STS. So he turns up in like a Chinese free Huila. Right, which ends up going over the cliff edge rolling them. Right. Yeah. He's not an eye and on oversee the joke is because he's had a couple of very serious. Call crashes while he's been doing the show. But the it it, it's so obvious. It's not funny. Well, and they birdied done stuff like that. When is in that three Wheeler and it keeps rolling over. Yeah. Now, some of that was stage because I'm the guy from human league happens to be walking his dog right there. Okay. But it will still hilarious. Yeah. So I think we're kind of on the same page. Do you think the three will ever return to top gear? I think they would. I think so I think what will happen is the grandson will continue on in talking about changing the film out. So the road trips now, which is what people want. Yeah, they don't have any. She does stuff. Well. What people want as long as they improve them. The I think what will happen is. They will continue to work with Amazon individually on other projects and then over time, you let's face it. These guys are getting old a bit now over time. They'll probably slowdown retire little bit. But I think I think kind of you can now the full Matt is really changing you to see it slow down and a veggie vegetable fight away. And the meantime, the bridge on these still floundering alone trying to recalculate recapture what it has. And it's I don't know what the what the figures life the current series be. It's gonna be okay. But it's not a must see right. Other than you've media mercy's? Yeah. We I mean, the my must on and on. We watched the grand jury week, and we look forward to becoming out. We've always been putting for what the big delay between these lawsuits series between the law series and this one. And yet the grand took it's been on TV a couple of weeks. We felt watching it a few days ago. We over kind of folks at all doesn't it? I still think you mean guy would be brilliant other. Well, let's face it. The crunch took a why you change fronts to pitch wrong shots moms, and maybe do it a couple of episodes on YouTube star. And then give it to him as. There you go. Shows up first on Amazon, and then the BBC gets it or vice versa. Well, I think something that is probably going off enough like showing everywhere at once really why still put that Britain and the US I think probably that's probably panting for really great call show. I think so. Yeah. Yeah. So anyways, what's going on in the tech world anything? I mean Samson had their big event show their two thousand dollar foldable phone that looks like a s. Don't ready for primetime is what came to my mind. Anytime anytime, somebody comes out with the new product that caused a huge amount of money that immediately says don't be the sucker he buys the fast one white until they develops a commodity is trying to understand the concept and the public appeal of a foldable smartphone like this where you open it up. And it's it's a tablet for all purposes. But when it's closed it's just like a regular iphone or Samsung galaxy or something but. What's the practical reason to have it? That's the thing. I have come up with what why do I need that in my life? Well, the the thing is is that technology has been invented. Now. People are trying to figure out to us. Yeah. It's. It is hard to con-. See what the point of is called from the family can do it and show. You can do. I it just looks terrible right now. It's just in two thousand dollars or kidding me. Who's who who's that? For. For people like us. But we're too sensitive of money won't to show off the fact that they have. By definition, the lights his phone. Yeah. But it's it doesn't seem to be very practical to me. No at all. I and the other problem is that it looks the actual screen was horrible. Yeah. I mean, you know, it's a case of where you can have a bigger foldable strain. That's very very expensive. We can spend that money, and you have a screen that looks like it's painted on gloss. But it moves exactly pretty much any top-end small. Exactly. Well, but maybe we're wrong. David. I'd like to hear from those listening is this forget that it Samsung pretended Snape phone with the same limitations on screen resolution, and all that would are you interested in a foldable phone. I'd really like to know, I personally wouldn't mind a full of a phone if it's about the same size as my iphone eight plus, and I can fold it in half to put in my pocket that I can get I kinda because that's all. Most flip phone at that point. You know, you protect your screen that way. Cool. What would you protect your screen? That's the thing. Because the problem is is that you're then making it long and thin, which means if you sit on is gonna bend mores Lea well, it's not like apple has any kind of history of bending the ROY Norman. All right moving on. Yeah. We'll we'll see. I mean, I remember I remember very clearly that when the first giant phone started coming out, I pick Putin is like who would have a woman phone with more than four and Hoffa five inches of screen. And I thought they looked hilarious. And yet I have I have London to me. It looks perfectly fine now. So we do it that to the way these things look eventually. Yeah. You put a article from our go in the notes users alarmed by undisclosed microphone in nest security system. To me, the story here is not so much the actual the fact that so basically the idea is is that what's happened is that people on this security system from nest who remember what set up a tiny Fidel often he left apple acquired by Google. So they'd be buying this system. And it has a number of components, a Bisi has a base station, and then cameras and do he keys in that sole thing? And the problem is is that. It turns out that the base station has a monk fund in it. But sniff have been disclosed in specs, and it's only become people become aware of this this week because Google pushed out on updates basically saying that. Oh, yes. You can know. Now, it's Google assistant as well. What do you think? Well, look do. I do think that Google been syrup tissue monitoring these Mike funds for people's conversations. Absolutely not. But the point is I think it demonstrates the complete lack of awareness that people who work at goodwill have about there is how people perceive them yet. They are a veracious privacy sucking and company, and and yet they think well, it's okay to hide a mock fundings and products, and then and then turn on lights are on. Then everyone completely cool with that wherever it will Kanders guy. What the hell? This is the kind of story that you read, and you think with everybody having a lot of privacy concerns lightly. Really? But by the same token. I've got a home security system. I know for fact that has a microphone in it because I can talk to whoever on the box itself. I don't think I ever have the call my home phone, but I do know that it's in there. I don't have any really concerns of anyone's east dropping the knock yourself out. We're not, you know. We're not doing anything. It's not really the point. But still every says who's listening anyways? Well that, but that isn't the point. And the problem is of people who have previously concerns don't lie. The fact that somebody can pull Mike funding device sell it to you. And then only disclosed she likes that has a Mike fund in it because it doesn't allow you to make the choice about whether you will not pro senior house along. Yeah. That's the issue. And then the second issue is this is Google, and you would think as you just kind of implied these Silicon Valley companies will be hyper aware of anything to do with privacy with their. They never have been though. I think the problem is they live in this kind of engineering bubble whether they wanna make Cirque. I yeah. But I think the problem is they don't think about these things they just because they live in a bubble wet, you know, they they kind of got one we we know we're not stealing people's privacy. So it's fine. And they don't seem to understand the optics now at the engineering level. I kind of understand that. But one kind of irritates me is at the scene. Any level that the top of these companies people should be hyper aware of this and should be closely. Saying look every product you might think about the privacy. Implications of lex make sure we disclose them up from this is the problem. It's about disclosure is not about nobody cares. What they put the my phone in there. If they put the my fund in there and said, by the way, this has a funded at some point it will become a Google assistant. Been but they didn't do that. And then they go, and it's the usual kind of lame excuses. So that coming out and saying, you know, what we really money mistake hit ago. Oh, we just forgot to mention the specs. It wasn't supposed to be a secret. Yeah. That was an era is done worries have been on yet. But the the problem with that is that you can't prove negative. They can't prove it's never been used. So everybody he wants to think band, Google seem it might have been used. And then the people who probably won't to give Google the benefit of the doubt. We'll still go. Oh, come on, Google, you know, how you perceived? It's it's exactly the same rubbish that Facebook pulls all the time. It's the, you know, it's just fundamentally wrong. And I I'm I just disappointing because what the the difficulty we're going to have with all of these things is that ultimately the entire industries gonna wind up tarnished by this brush. And that's what really what bothers me is that easy with everybody going. You know, what we don't want these things because we don't trust the companies behind them. No kind of going that way. Now, I'm not any tight tech industry is going to suffer as a result. Yeah. Well. You know, Facebook is. In soccer, Bergen particular is known as believing in the philosophy is we're going to break things and worry about fixing them later because they want to innovate all he's really talking about is we're going to screw people over and well, we're not worried about it. We could do everything we can get away with and then we'll fix the things that people find out about. What are you going to do though? Well, how many use it suffice but have no to millions of billions count be wrong. Well, it's kind of the point though. I mean is it really a concern? When people keep using it. It's not like there's a viable alternative out there. But people like to be connected to their friends and family, and they like to take pictures, and they like to share stuff, and they like to get caught up on other people are doing, and they want to be in their own little, you know, I believe in these politics. So I'm friends with a bunch of people, and we're talking to the echo chamber, and you know, same thing with, you know, the people who are really religious get on there. And that's what they follow. And that's all they talk about. So you know, I it's a self perpetuating machine. It just keeps going and going. The problem is if you don't read rossing on the wall. Recognize that you have to change your ways because conduct public opinion is seldom move against you. Then what happens is we this all the time. We industries I mean, this is a big thing a US politics in particular where industries go we don't want to be regulated. If we want to regulate all cells, which they can't be trusted to do. So ruling that over the problem is is what happens is they don't they regulate themselves and eventually the government says rival, okay, if you'll not going to regulate yourselves all votes is one to regulate you. So we're going to regularly, and then they do it in that ham fisted heavy handed way that kind of spoils the thing that they're Ricky lighting, very often. And so it's it's in these companies own interest to get this right from the beginning RAV than have imposed on the from the outside. And despite the fact that several years now that message has been played back over and over and over again, these companies don't get it. And they go. Going. You know, what I'm this? Yeah. We doing best this week all the time from we're doing our best is very difficult when we're really trying here. I'm they just know. No, they're not and their actions speak louder than their words. Do what's this thing? With Nike Athen say, so we we told to remove we talked to somewhat interested tubes about the self placing because weeks ago, so it turns out that there's been a firmware problem and some of them have been braked. So yes, worked at a term for shoes. Well, you know, it's it's it's it's a difficult thing. So that that that the details of the story is apparently the Android app for these phones is for these shoes is terrible and has been you need the app to basically make the shoes work because you control how the shoes lace up. I'll they lie. Slop, see the bachelor life all of that of stuff and the IRS up is fine. Apparently, the Android app is a is a dumpster fire. And what's happened is that some of the these apps have bricks the Android Jesus. I found that the app has effectively break the shoes and seldom from working. So you can't it won't be thought. It wasn't lace up. You can't do anything worse. Assistant some sometimes the breaks one of the shoes penalty on the one. Left shoot. And of course, now the thing is is then when you get into the soaking about the interface of technology and compete SIMS and shoes actually because quite hilarious and Brendan actually Brenton Roland frequent contributor at. She also sent us the story low with with his spectacle. He says it's only February. But I think we already have the tech Komen of the year, my left shoe won't even reboot. And then he goes the incident of smart devices brings the three hundred and fifty connected shoes with lies the brick by software, truly we are living in wondrous times. And then you said this story is a gift internet punches, and I had to I'd say, Brandon, welcome fio-. Think you call ask the bases area the shoe boots? That the firm where is laced with heiress? This a soul point of failure, the engineering teen corps flatfooted. They tried to shoot voting. Call. They coupled together a fix he's gonna get the beat for this will be handed their walkie pipers. And then I wanted my own my Monday contribution, is it just goes show. The even sneaking is no foolproof. And yeah, Brennan says the customer support hotline says just taking him. He's he's serious point is for over twenty years. Most locking she's have used velcro the lacing system sites. A couple of seconds to reach us tightness feet swell in heat and can be done. Well, still riding batteries. An instant connection is not the answer to every problem. I agree with them. Yeah. But I want I do want innovation. I do want companies to try to come up with some new things. Not to the extreme that they hide microphones like. But that's the other thing apparently, not Demark funding. There. Can you hear that clunk clunk clunk? Boy, look, you're absolutely right innovation sometimes leads to failure. And and I think this this kind of stuff is actually quite important because there's no doubt that whatever happens in the future. However, Brendan who who has a particular kind of resist if approach some of these devices should be of feels about say, the the reality is is that small fabrics small clothing is on the way, your it will happen because people can and they will and they will find the best uses cases for this stuff. You're good stuff will come out of stuff. Like this. Exactly. I think he's important to. Companies to learn that basically taking effectively the small fantastic shoehorning it it's he's the punt into the shoe yet is it is. No, exactly the right way to do it for exactly this reason. What happens when the thing fails for something you're wearing that you will completely reliant on the semi key function. Yet, you need to make sure It's Brooke solid it works and it failsafe. Fail. You could push a button on the I know the tongue of the shoe, and it just it reboots thing. It sets itself back to the wet factor. You know to to take the the jokes either make foolproof. Yeah. What happens if you're running if you're running with the shoes, right? And you'll phone decides. So update will while you're running an affectively, the shoe, the sheep, the fails. And then the on Lices it. So while you're running walking in it or you can't take it off when you get back. Exactly. So it is important to take a different approach rather than they are what we can win just sensory boo send a phone where of the incident approach, which is the way only we've lamented many times about how software code nowadays is t- buggy, and he's relied on too many updates and is never finished properly. Never tested properly. This just discussed show how important that is in this sort of environment. So hopefully, Nike another companies will lend from this things will be better in the future. You know, there are really practical applications for this type of technology firemen could be you know, an extreme situations in the technology built into their. Air coat or hat, text that hey, this person's weight you hot, and it kicks in some kind of a cooling feature or someone goes down in the vest. They're wearing is alerting everybody else on in the fiber gate or the police department that hey, this person who's just shot or as heartbeats gone way up because you know, something's happened. There are practical a a show a soldier was just shot. You know, there are really practical ex. Applications for this technology and smart technology to save lives. But. You know, it's gotta start somewhere. So I still can Nike credit for pushing the envelope forward here a little bit. Yeah. Just get some federal. Yeah. You know, they're going to run into roadblocks. But you know, don't give up just because the bad PR. You know? You just have to reboot the shoe. You just had to keep walking forward. Remember nike? I was going there. I will send I was going to set it up better than that. But. I'm sorry, you're shoot. What's what kind of socks? Are you wearing all the you can't wear those kind of socks? The conflict should know compatible compatible shoots. Good. You got Nike shoes that use a geographical location and they start making a high pitch wine when you go into the store. And the cameras on. Then they start seeing what they are up to. That's funny protectively to that's for Nike shoes tool. The yet people that still so- I belong to a couple of different groups on Facebook dealing with vintage stuff. So what homes like old may new where they take all things. They kind of repurpose on my kind of like that stuff. Couple of different hacker groups where they take something and they turn it into something else. I kinda like that stuff, but I belong to one or two different. Vintage computer groups one of them's kind of computers in general, another one of them is dedicated to older Macs. Although I'm kind of losing interest in that to be honest, and I was thinking about dropping out of that group but post came up today. I don't remember what Mackie's got it wasn't too old. It's within six years or so and his battery died it's one of the replaceable batteries to and so he got her place in battery. And now all of a sudden, he's having all these problems with machine and first and foremost is. It's not reporting that it has a capacity that was advertised at and that it takes for ever even on a fast charger to charge up and he's trying to figure out. We'll maybe he got ripped off. Yes. And well, yeah. In in essence, any posts how much it was. And I'm looking at it. And I'm thinking that seems kind of it wasn't too expensive. But it was expensive enough where I thought. What why did you spend that? When you could have just got. Over here, much cheaper. I think it was like a. A thirteen inch macbook pro like a twenty ten pretty sure that's exactly what it was. And he spent like fifty seven fifty eight dollars on EBay, so. Yeah. I I'm having done this myself, and I've moved in Greece where people do this and infants I just recently bought myself, a a twenty twelve thirteen inch probably which I'm gonna use my machine now because I don't need much more power than that. And you can't go you go through this bull, plenty of batteries fees. Max these because I'm always tended to move. I think there is a perception that if you go to the very cheapest you're going to get a piece of Chinese junk that may my not work for house. Monkey fake. I'ma think some people can convince themselves. Oh, you spend a little bit more. And then you getting good quality stuff. But it's really not about how much he spent its way you buy from. Yeah. And you know, I I was looking at our sponsor ODBC's website after reading these comments, and I just posted a link at no comments or anything. I just posted this link. It's a newer tech new power battery for his exact machine thirteen inch macbook pro two thousand nine to current models. Sixty five watt battery ninety seven ninety nine. And I'm like, it's not quite twice as much, but think about how much time you would say by getting a quality product where if there is a problem with the battery it's ought to be see they're gonna gonna take care of it. And it's and it's new Newt's newer tax. So, you know, it's good. But I mean, the real thing you painful that it's a fat the ever problem with it. I thought yes, they have a great reputation for engineering stuff that that works properly in in in the MAC. And that just not cheap, Giannis clones. But the other thing is you you paying for the fact that they will stand behind the product, you go to war and see, and they will also handle returns, and that sort of thing with no questions almost you know. I like saving money as much as an ex person. I love it. When I get a good deal on something. I never feel like I've ever got a good deal when I buy something cheap. That's cheap. I always buy and thinking. Yeah. You know, I probably probably should've spent a little bit more money. You got a better one like tools is a perfect example. You know, I I need this tool. Paraplegics say at Tri wing screwdriver, which you'll need to tighten that battery in and out of writing out, the the Chinese ones will come with the screwdriver. Yep. Yeah. You know, what's good for one use? Yep. And then they get you. And it's made of the self this meth like and find, and yeah, they basically destroys itself when you use it you better hope that does not tightly up screwing there because they ain't coming out without screwdriver. Correct. Yep. So I think the lesson to take your number one is thanking our sponsor ODBC, but number two. Don't cheap out on the stuff. That's important. I think replacing your battery and a laptop or a phone is important. I I would say if you're if you're if you're going to sell the salt, and you just want mattering, then then find by the Chinese one make sure it works. You don't ripping anybody off? And obviously in that case, you don't wanna make a big investment. But also, make sure you disclose your to your pyre. That's that's what you've done. So they know what they're getting into. But if you're gonna keep the machine yet by quality product. I I've got a seventeen in two thousand nine but pride, and I actually from it on the Amazon, and it was a cheap one and it works fine. But it's a little bit too big. So when the batteries in that I can't use the trunk pedal Milazzo because it presses to hold on clicks. So I I bought another one. This is probably running about Christmas time. I did this. This might decide mistake. I bought sheet one off EBay about twenty pounds when arrived. It wasn't for the Simpson. And she was thirteen. Yeah. It was too small. And so I went three bounce that you sent me the wrong device here. He says some teen on your on your auction, and even semi thirty one thirteen teenage the guy basically said, oh, I can't fool too tight returns. Yeah. So I had to we've Lovie by an eventually they kind of have to blunt this the guy because he he he went to he he was forced to go through the process. He put fake address. I bought the stuff from the bus from UK sell the returns resi game using California. Yeah. 'cause he just basically didn't want to deal with the return. And so he was hoping that having given me an address that that would mean that we find on the Vicini beheads intervene under it. So now I bought a third battery. And I finally got one that worse. But you know, what if other just go a decent one with wwl could save myself. Hold on. So let's jump into our Wicky trolling, she'll essentially the, wink. Kind of tech related, but really not. But that's okay. I'm looking for the tech angle one. I'm not finding one this is different residential water use in the US and Canada. I thought this is kind of interesting. Quite honestly, they they've got they've got a pie chart here that we'll get to in a second. But let me read the in the introduction. Watery residential water. Use also called domestic us household use. Or tap water. Use includes all indoor and outdoor uses of drinking quality water at single family or multifamily dwellings. These uses include a number of defined purposes such as flushing toilets, washing clothes dishes. Showering bub-bubba, and I was kinda surprised now you've probably are reading this ahead of where I'm talking, but I was surprised at the number one use of water and household, David. I I suppose, but I'm it's toilet flushing. Yeah. I thought doesn't surprise me. But we've had paps move than you had in the US, certainly the UK loss fees all are a washer industry geese to be in by the government. And then it was privatized during Margaret Thatcher's years on the issue of quantitative use and the amount of leakage in the system has been wrong going political the bite if alone time, so I've seen a lot most that's about how people use watering the UK. So that doesn't necessarily surprise me. But I guess that's because I'm from a slight different background wave. Go different focus on wall to usage here or currently the average flushing volume for all sample toilets is two point six gallons per flush or nine point eight liters per flush future reductions in toilet use what future reduction in toilet in us will occur. Okay. Steve reduction the amount water. Yep. Using low flush toilets as one point six gallons. Six liters mandated by the nineteen Ninety-two energy Policy Act. I I remember people getting new toilets and being really angry because they didn't work for crap. Get it. They did what credit to the wet for anything else. Say. Yeah, that's about all I worked for. And so there was a really big market for a while. They're in the mid nineties for older toilets, the head the giant tanks on it. And it was a it was a big kind of cottage industry for a while. People. One of the better toilets now, you can get it still kind of a a low flush toilet. But they're much more powerful. It's just the way they create they make them better to get better water pressure. And we've had we've had. Many companies new K for have been selling the on these inflatable pillows go inside the system. Right. And so take some of the volume up. So that the toilet eases. Les Wilson flushes? Yeah. Yeah. I remember my mom and dad used to put a brick a literally in brick in in the toilet. So just use less water. Number two. Showering. An average shower lasts seven point seven minutes is Canada, the US with the average flow flow rate of two point one gallons per minute. So that's using quite a bit of water. Again, this is this is something where the people like the people like show with with good pressure. Your and you can adjust the well if you have the pressure without using much, right? That's exactly right. If if you have good pressure, your shower will be longer if you've got crappy pressure, you're gonna use more water because it takes longer to get the soap out of your hair, your body, or whatever. And I liked the with what they also put in here is for comparison. A navy shower lasts only two minutes and can use less than three gallons of water. The most water frugal approach is used by the crew of the international space station Hughes who uses less than one gal of water to bathe lick themselves as well. Yeah, it's you know, taste terrible. I and baths are still pretty high up there. Two point seven baths for taking on average. Every week. I can't tell you the last time. I take a bath. I mean, I always take showers bass, although I do have a bathtub that you could take a shower or a bath in my parents, my well my dad in their house. They still have a claw foot bathtub. I mean, you could sync with your whole body submerged up to your neck was awesome. Here's the pie chart number. One toilets is twenty four percent. Number two is showers at twenty percent. Number three is possible. So you know, that's nineteen percent. Clothes washer is seventeen percent. The next one is kind of sad. He leaks is twelve percent. So I'll all the water that's used in the US and Canada twelve percent is completely wasted. Let's twelve sent inside the Heim Karachi. Find that much Beka percentages lost in the network on the way. Yes. Absolutely. But this is residential water. Use on what I'm talking about is actually you normally find something that forty percent of said that the company sends down the pipes is lost three leakage descr description on the which is kind of shocking could get really is. Well, I think that kind of shows in western civilization, the decay of the infrastructure that nobody seems ever wanna pay for. But everyone complains about because. Because it's cheap. It's kate. Putting more wall to down. There is what she going fixedly five point two percent is other which is a combination of swimming pools, and dishwashers are known dishwashers is not in this receptor. Yep. Three point six percent is bass in the last measurable one is dislike at one point six percent. So I just kind of find this really interesting that. With wikipedia. We can get these kind of really detailed breakdown of how water is used in house. You know? Oh, I bet. Some of the other is like irrigation. Swimming pools, outdoor faucets. Interesting because in times in times when. This a droughts one of the first things they did is they say, all right? You call. We'll she loan right? What she called econ? We'll the outside stuff is stopped. But you look at these stats and say, we'll actually if what you did eat them. I digress in aggressive efforts to stop people flushing the toilet. As many times a day, you'd make Cafa bigger impression on the water usage. And he would something people watching the loan while nearly seventeen percent of the homes that says irrigate their landscapes in excess of the theoretical irrigation requirements. Other words watering it too much. Yeah. And if you could make it so they and here's a here's a good tech thing to have a little sensors in your yard that just makes your phone beep or something when it's got the right? A level of irrigation, or when it needs irrigation because people go out there and water when it doesn't need it. Probably if it rained last night, you don't need to go out tomorrow and water your yard. Problem is is that people shoop it. Yeah. There were people that people in both of our countries who won't take the kids to be vaccinated because somebody from the incident, I said, oh, you don't want to do that. And that's really bad fear. Yeah. It doesn't matter what technology solution shipping. Plays people, do whatever they think is Ryan every jerk around think, particularly when it comes to things, which they feel they're experts in like gardening laugh. You know, why I know that you want to get this best results. If you do it this way, or you know, actually, if you over Walsh her garden, it's better for it. Because you're refilling the Acura for under the loan and all of that saw crap. The the problem is is you can technology console some of these problems. But what you need to do is you need to take human choice element away in all the some eight real savings, and that means putting him structure in the people, call abuse. So it means having it does. Unfortunately, does mean having building codes. I mean that build new buildings only get toilets. The contain healthy mount, Walter. I mean, you saw the Gopal people go to noise about that. And then we're going out, and ripping out brand new toilets and putting one because I had a big chunk because they thought, you know, they're they're doing they did more. It was a bit more sticky. I didn't know. But the problem because with a an he again from with the low flush toilet is if somebody decides. Sees the it's not doing the job. Then they'll let it fill in the again. He don't want me. Yeah. I think you need to take choices away from people in order to change some of these stunts. It's crazy. I mean to think about this look at look at one of these stunts clothes washing. Yes. Have you ever bought a washer while on a look to how much wall treat because you can't get low Woolsey uses washes? Have you have washing looks at the world consumption and use that as part Ubon decision. No, no. I haven't either now on I I'm sitting here in Europe. The energy efficiency of is is very much promoted and everyone wants spy plus wash now because that use lowest amount of energy, but I've never seen anything. How much water they use? Hold on a second. I gotta take someone keep talking. He's he's texting his local washed technicians fun. How much won't say? He's washing. Or do I need? The ball thing is interesting because I think he's a very much cultural sheet. I Don I used to take both as a kid. We we my house when we growing up didn't we had to show fifty to it. But we didn't have plumbed in showers. Right. And it was electric shower. You know, it was again that pressure. This is the mid eighties. So we did we we did a little balls as soon as I go house with the destroyed just up again, we replaced our faucet and our living room or in our kitchen. Yes of fossil living room. That'd be that'd be a fun. What's that for? What's that for you? Don't know. By no business. We've had the same fos in there for a couple of years. And I don't remember something happened where we lost water for a couple of hours. I'm gonna came back over the next week or so we were losing steadily water pressure in the kitchen, and I thought it was something that they maybe they had reduced water pressure to our house. It didn't really feel any different in the bath. Though in the shower. Well, I came to I took it apart checked in. I thought well, maybe, you know, it's clogged up or something. And it looked fine. You know, you take the whole faucet apart, basically. And it seemed okay. So I just kind of lived with it but couple of weeks ago, I just got kind of sick of it. And I got the idea that you know, what I think it's the faucet itself. I think something's busted inside where I can't get to. So we just took a chance went and bought a new faucet. An all my God. It's so awesome. The hose, actually or the faucet itself actually pulls away from the base. So you can move it around. And it's got to settings the regular studying, and then you put it on this one. That's I've had other ones like this before where the the water has more pressure for rinsing stuff. This one is ridiculous. I mean, it's it's almost too much pressure. The water is half of it's like vaporizes coming out in just a blast everything. And you. Get little water droplets everywhere. This is too much pressure here now, but it's amazing the when you have crappy water pressure, then you take a shower in a place that has good water pressure. You're just like, oh, good Lord. But first world problems aches actually, cut literally the definition that is. Yeah. That's that's the definition of a first world problem. What you mean, you don't you? Don't Woking full miles to go and get this. He Wilshire in the bucket people. Listen to some people listen to this going. Well, if you're waters, not Brown light mine. Full of light be oil. Well, I'm sure there are probably some people in Flint listening. No, it's not far at all. If we had a let's say Friday, Tuesday, I was working. Actually, I was in Detroit. I was at the new wrath for training anyways. Oh, did you get my text, by the way, the pitcher die send it to you? Take delete the thing of my fellow. Let me look. Nope. I didn't let me send us to you. Right now. You get your cell phone handy. You'll enjoy those. I thought I sent it to you though to be honest. I think maybe I did. And you just don't know what I'm talking about. Julie calls or I call. Julia. I leave class. Yeah. We were under the entire city was under a boil water advisory. Some contractor out by the water treatment plant had cut a power line in water pressure fell below twenty psi and at that point, other bacteria and stuff can get into the water system. It was only down for like an hour and a half. So I was pretty convinced. Everything would be fine. But we're not gonna take any chances. So we had a boil water for like a day and a half wasn't that big of a deal. But it was amazing. How quickly all local stores ran out of water every is going to the store to buy water. And it's little things like that that kind of wake you up and make you realize, you know, what we've we've cut it pretty good. Most of the time we in the western world for the most part, Flint, notwithstanding, you you. Usually don't have to worry about the quality of your drinking water. You don't have to worry about am. I going to have electric, and when I get home tonight is my natural gas actually still on heating, my house little things like that. You know is my road going to be plowed in the snow of so. It was my garbage picked up. You know, we take a lot of things for granted we pay for this stuff. Don't get me wrong. It's not free. But I think we take for granted a little bit the niceties that we have in our culture, absolutely. The other thing is that not only do we pay for that. But we we live in a society that has made the decision to false expense in stole the infrastructure to allow that to happen. Yeah. But like I said earlier, we're not maintaining it to the point that we should be. But the thing is, you know, why get not in self is. I will probably still have the infrastructure just still have pipes 'electricity. Yes. To every handles that we won't it won't says a double whammy because not only do we need drinking wolves but sanitation that she taking waste washer way hugely pull because that's a must effective. Absolutely. The family don't have human and animal Weiss piling up in St. sauce on your house is something that we really we definitely take for granted until you go somewhere with don't have. Well, you look at some old pictures, and you think wow. That would have been cool in the eighteen forties in our downtown area until you actually went there, and smelled it and went holy crap. Literally when. When it was full of. Well, the roads are full of horse chips. If you will, you know, I it was terrible. It you know, and people would just stock back then because they would take maybe a bath. Once a week, if they were lucky, that's really. And so the B O was just overwhelming funny. You say that I I remember watching that documentary copy his guy about the Audran basing that was a product that was invented. And the way it was advertised is what came to create the social and cultural change that smelly of body was offensive. Yes. Full that everybody smoked while the anyone because I've signed deodorant was invented will something and they had to sell it. That's the they created the idea of spelling body smelling of Baldia was in some way unsanitary, and I end it is. Well, it is. But actually not on Sunday shooting dangerous way. Well, it can be because if. You smell a lot of body or from somebody that probably means they're not washing or bathing. They're closer bodies enough, thus more susceptible to infections and diseases. You say enough. I mean, it goes back to the point in the eighteen hundreds of people bathing once a week, and they didn't have the right? It wasn't not killing of other things in in lot killing. But it wasn't that. And plenty people live so ripe old age while still being right? I mean, yes. But no, you go into a store, and you're in line checkout line, and you're behind someone that clearly is wearing four day old clothes. They just didn't wipe their ass. Well, and you're you're almost angry at that person. You're just you're offended. You're like what? And you have such disdain for this person. You don't even know you. You're just glaring at the back of their head like you. Disgusting nasty pig. What are you doing out in public smelling like that you go home and just you just disgusting? You can't help it because we live in, you know, western civilization where that kind of stuff is not acceptable. Anyways, let's wrap up this episode of tech fan. And that high note, we love to get feedback from you guys. It's the show at Technion podcasts dot com or simply son comment over the Twitter to David I will read it there or reading here. I'm starting to figure out it'll be it'll be you take the right? That's probably what it would be. David. I'll see you next week. See you next week.

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EP.117 - DAISY HAGGARD

The Adam Buxton Podcast

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EP.117 - DAISY HAGGARD

"I did one more gye. Podcast bend now. You have that cost out and started listening. I took my microphone. Found some humor but then I recalled it all the noises while I name as at Buxton I want you to enjoy. That's the fine. Hey how you doing pod Cats Adam Buxton here just out Taking my exercise break with my friend I am allowed to leave the castle for exercise as long as there are no people. There's no one out here. I seen anybody except my wife. My my kids and my dog friend for about a week now just to maybe a bit more than a week in fact. Actually though that's not true I saw tracy the post woman posts person post operative. No that's not right tracy who delivers the mail. I saw her from a distance but she waved. It was nice to see you but listen. I hope you'll physically well or not too bad anyway and mentally coping with lockdown life tech. Nobody actually there's several techno buds off nice to see them. It's cold out here. Rosie's up ahead. She doesn't cash. He's got her thick. Khotan saving Nice Bounce but it is very parkey. It's not last week. It was alternative wit and summary. And Balmy. Almost now. It's got pretty biting. It was snowing here yesterday. Buckles family role. Okay as far as I'm aware however I am unhelpfully hyper aware of every single thing. My Body's doing from moment to moment imagine I'm not the only one I've got an ache. What's the ache is in a normal acre feverish ache? Oh what a bit of a pain when I breathe in that have I always at normal? Oh is that a normal cough or is it a dry cough? I don't know my view is I am normally like that anyway. What else have I been doing to keep myself occupied pot from eating I'll tell you what I've been doing. I've been listening to Tim keys. Late night poetry programme on. The BBC sounds APP so good thing number one which took me awhile to get hold of with the BBC sounds APP which is sort of an I play For your listening device or phone or whatever. It enables you to stream or download programs from the BBC archives. So you can go pretty far back. You can do searches for people who are interested in. I did a good Grayson Perry search and found lots of good programs that he'd been in and I did a tim key search and realized that. I'd never actually heard his program late night poetry program which he's been doing for years now. I think I think it's series five. That's currently going out third episode this week Wednesday evening nine. Pm Radio full and if you haven't heard it it. The earlier episodes were fifteen minutes and he would do more poems in those. Don't think he's doing to any actual poems in the more. Recent episodes too difficult one to describe especially. If you don't know tim key stuff Scott Tim key in it he plays kind of psychotic version of himself and Thome Bastin is in it and he also plays a a weird version of himself. Casey wicks is in it although she plays a character. Lots of good people in it. It's a Sitcom I suppose in that each episode is some sort of situation but really the thing is the actual words and the way they are delivered is just very funny and we. We actually sat down and listened to a couple of episodes with the whole family. At the dinner table. It felt like the forties or something families sat round the gramophone. This need to a comedy. Radio Graham and then watching the prime minister's speech about the lockdown. Anyway look let me tell you about podcast episode one hundred seventeen which features a rambling conversation with actor and writer. Daisy Haggard. You will have seen daisy on TV. Mainly in comedic roles on shows like man stroke woman green wing episodes with Matt Leblanc and more recently breeders on sky. One with Martin Freeman. Haven't seen that yet lost year two thousand nineteen daisy starred in the brilliant BBC. Comedy drama back to life playing. Mary mattison a woman returning a woman returning home off to eighteen years in price on the show was also written by daisy along with comedian. Laura Solon my comb sation with daisy was recorded using an audio only link via skype though If there any techniques listening I should point sal little I didn't actually recall the skype fade. Instead I recorded using my mic. This end as he used a separate digital recorder her end and then sent me the fall in kind. I spoke with daisy a few days before the UK went into its current state of lockdown. That's why daisy refers to her. Build a friend Dave coming round to do a job for an elderly neighbor. F- When we first started speaking she had to go and let Dave in not something she would be doing now unless Dave was standing a long way away. Wearing a plastic suit with a broom held arm's length to ensure that he was always two meters away. It was very nice to speak. Today's who as you will hear. I have known for Awhile since we work together on a legendary Sitcom that We spoke about towards the end. And then just talk a load of nonsense before that back at the say goodbye but right now with daisy haggard. Here we go average contract. How you feeling though daisy? Are you someone that looks on the bright side in these situations or do you get very easily depressed? I mean no I definitely a bright side But I mean I I mean this is. This is a big. Shell shock one isn't it? I'm wearing at the beginning of it as the very very very very beginning. Hence the fact that Dave the builder's still is able to go into my back through the back door and get himself a cup of tea which does all right. He's not being in that one's going in that may take. You made them much more fault. I will always make things explicit if I've given a tiny tiny challenge but no I am. Yeah we're at the very beginning of it so I spent the last week feeling a bit. Shell shocked and trying to sort of pull things together to try and make the housework for children under five and then I am just really. I am just desperate to try and see the positive in anything positive. We can see because they will be a lot of negative and a lot of sadness so yeah I think hi. I'm determinedly getting to be optimistic about how we deal with it and let's see I left. I've got some wine so that will help. Not Now not now. 'cause it some ten eleven. Yeah but generally yeah wait till mid day wait till mid day. Yeah what time is it appropriate to start drinking? What time is it appropriate to start drinking times? That's the question I think is it. Apple Rolls is an apple Christmas rules. That is my question over. We all just go completely mad if we do that. Do you think Christmas rules are the same as airport rules? Well actually no. I have to say airport rules. Are I think maybe different Christmas carols apples I will be like? Oh that's not Mary. I don't care what time it is like. If you go and you get an early morning flight somewhere archie. No I could do it but if I was child. Free on a plane. I feel like apple rules. Well the country getting to midnight so just because it's quite fun isn't it? I'm not going to be able to the next few years. Yeah that's right. I mean this is. This is another thing I I've got A. You've got to stop me from kind of dragging everything toward a kind of depressing negative place but one of the things that it's hard to ignore is the whole issue of climate change with this situation. You know one of the reasons that the pandemic was able to take hold and and the virus was able to spread was because of the ease of travel that we have and the international travelers and also the the extent to which there is so much unnecessary travel. People just take it for granted like yeah fuck it. We'll we'll go to stag weekend. We're going to get on a plane and you know the weird thing about the climate change situation is that it's unfolding so slowly but actually it's really no less of an emergency. You know if you pull back and look at it in wide screen and we sort of need to respond to it with as much urgency as we are to in a way I mean this is sort of responding to. It isn't it. Isn't that the one thing that we can sort of hope for? Is that like when I lay awake through the night last night. Panicking about if I'd have to remortgage our house to try and get all. The jobs cancelled for the foreseeable. I then was like if I'm lying awake at night. The moment worrying and I thought I'M GONNA Mansion they've fish back in the canals in Venice and I can just imagine the fact that the earth is getting a little bit. She's having a breeder. Yeah you know and the fact that there are no planes in the sky. And I'm just going to sort of try and focus on that. Yes econ and I mean you would hope the takeaway would be that people would realise at the end of this that. Actually there's a lot we can do without and there's a lot that's more important. Yeah exactly but I think more likely and more depressingly the possibility is that people will just snap back to their old routines as soon as they possibly. Can you know I do? Yes but I feel like it will fundamentally hopefully change some things. I all right in saying that your dad was or is your dad. Still with US. Yes he is and he is someone that worries a lot about the environment. He is excessively worried about the environment. And so I and I remember like bringing back on a date and my Like on a date. Why would you bring a boy on a date to your parents? House introducing a boy to my mom and dad and I saw that myself in. My mom had the hosepipe in the bath upstairs. The My dad was sucking siphoning the bathwater under the flowerbeds. And he's like Hello Dolly and I remember being both but actually that brilliant. I almost feel like we have some old tins of Sardines that twentieth through. They've always been my parents kind of part of I think. One of the key. Forces of love and bonding in their relationship is their resourcefulness in their desire to not be wasteful and they really sort of get a kick out of that together. Yeah and they passed that onto you do they. Did you resistance? But I think occasionally. I went really far the other way because we weren't allowed any plastic toys. All I mean. We were allowed plastic toys. But it is more like if you can get something from the jumble serve for twenty p then go but otherwise make your brain so I'm definitely not that I'm not as good as they are about things but I'm hoping this will kick in a bit better. Yeah because the waste involved with having children. Oh my God I'm such an old fought man who is crazy. They have th day parties and stuff like that and you see the amount of fucking useless dog. Shit that gets I wrote in to use the five year olds for you know thirty minutes on their birthday and so when they would blaze through all these plastic toys and bits of junk and stuff. I wouldn't throw them away. I would keep them all in a box in the shed and I was thinking exactly that one day I'm GonNa go and create a big sculpture out of all these plus. Maybe I'll arrange the mall according to the colors and it will be a kind of comment on our consumer society as well as being beautiful object and then my wife came and said what the fuck you holding these things in these boxes for well because one day. I'm going to do a sculpture. And she poured a lot of scorn on the idea. And then eventually you know because you could be doing that now and I also had big boxes of empty toilet rolls I just. I've still got those so there might be some will just for wiping. Yes I hasten to add that I was not stockpiling the toiler. The thing is that we already sort of worse stockpiles. So our technique was go to the supermarket. Not Very often but big loads. While we're there you know what I mean. Yeah and so I think I got a few dirty looks from people. The last time I did it although I wasn't I haven't been to the supermarket in the last couple of weeks but even the last time I went. I think some people were looking at me thinking well see doing stockpiling diet. Pepsi's I let my chops off my daughter and I had a box in the buggy filter tins. I hadn't brush my hair and I was pretty much wearing my pajamas. Which is my usual sexy. Look my pants and I was actually going to take that books to the Food Bank. I didn't like I was just anyone that looked like bike food bank like wage to ready twitch because I was so aware I looked like a completely crazy woman. Pushing books is obtained in the buggy instead of a child. But I was doing the right thing. But Yeah No. I'm somebody who is renowned for my friends as having a theory that my house should always be ready for a house party anytime worker or you have to feed people if they come round so I do. I've always had supplies because I've always wanted to be ready for fun at any moment and there's always been too much. Why not much to say. I'm in this position but then I I think my friends would be like. Hey take a bottle of red light. Yeah Yeah Bleach it up bleacher. Leave outside I like that. You're a fun prepa yeah. I'm a fun preps they will. I have we were laughing at at what we have records. It's what we've had always. It's just an awful lot of various strange alcohols and my brother was chasing the other day about. At what point do you go for that weird thing that someone alcohol the ability when it the one? That's at the back of the Shell Lemon cellos or whatever crisps. And you've got twitter glitz. I've got two packets glitz line. You'RE GONNA need more than two packets of my duties so he decided she likes very sophisticated. Dad Though was the inspiration for the character of the Dadan in your show right and yes he was. I I mean I I see. My mother was not the inspiration for my mother in the show. You just say to make that clear. Why do you say that people seeing the show described the mother because one of the first time she has? She is hand pleasure in my ex-boyfriend and my mother is never done that. As far as they just to make that clear. But Yeah my dad. So my dad's when I was pregnant without see I was staying there and is really grumpy anyway because I was pregnant and feeding really rotten and just him coming and up oeser darling when you load a dishwasher. It's very important but you rinse rents rents. And then you place the plate into the dishwasher any starring Emma thinking. Oh my God. I'm thirty five survived. I've done all right. I please please. Can we stop this but then all of that stuff got used so it was really useful? Yeah I'm having to handle these kinds of things. I Fed into the show doing series right. Yes I'm trying to write the second series at the moment. Which is why. I think I would say frantically building Wendy is because I've got to write a few more episodes with two children. Everyone say that's going to be interesting yet. Fingers crossed it will stay on track and it will happen but you know. I really hope so. I enjoyed it so much daisy. I thought it was great and I couldn't help feeling as well like. Wow good on you you stuck in because you've always been very busy and you've kept working consistently as long as I've known you as far as I'm aware but I always felt like a lot of people from our well. I include myself in your generation. Even though I'm probably quite a bit older than you but because you and I worked together for a while I feel if you're one of my contemporaries and it's so difficult to get those kinds of projects off the ground you know there's so many of us who are always trying to write a sitcom of one kind or another. I don't think I ever will again. I think my those days are behind me but I was so impressed. That like fucking hell man. You did it. You got it together. Oh thank you well. It was. Yeah I mean I I didn't think I would you know as I said I think that's pushing? Elsie ran to the park. Just walking around in circles with the buggy gang without setting then and so it was amazing when cheap this kind of back to ideas so we talked about writing something doing something. I've pitched the idea. And then they developed it really slowly but we developed it really carefully and then they shot a taste so all happened really slowly over five years really but then suddenly it happened and I couldn't quite believe it because I thought Oh this happened. But it's like a soap side project. I'm working on what I'm trying to deal with a young baby and becoming a mom for the first time and so it was. It was an amazing thing that t- to actually suddenly go. Oh my God what we're filming it and there's that moment way or doing something and you've written something even though I've just in just right if seen where it goes through a window and then suddenly you're doing it and you're like Oh shit I remember thinking. Oh Oh the got seriously people are letting me do. Oh God I didn't even know we kept that in my goodness happening. Don't women Oh shit it was? It was amazing and if people are listening to this and they didn't see it for whatever reason can you do us the elevator pitch so back to life as a show about a woman returning home from eighteen years in prison for crime that we don't quite know what what we didn't know what she did but she's moving back to the small town where she did the thing and living with a family who are affected by the whole experience. And it's a it's a comedy or they wouldn't know from the description. It is a dark darkly comic mysterious silly show. Yes right at Yemen still. It's on I play. Watch where we're GONNA have time you there you go and it's quite frankly sexy show. It has moments where you're think even in today's more permissive. Climate I found myself thinking. Whoa that's quite. I haven't who so funny I think if it's not a sexy show by sprays life made made them Geraldine deal the sexy heaven. I yeah. There's some good old person say yeah. Yeah Yeah have you ever had to do anything sexy on on camera and yes I have. I find it very awkward. Yeah Yeah I find it very well could I had to do when we did. Man Straight Women. I had quite often case Nick Burns. Am I think every outtake was just me laughing hysterically into his mouth? So I'd start off and then I would just get completely hysterical. I just couldn't take it seriously so yeah no. I'm not doing that. Have you ever had to do that? I I had to do it once I think. No I'm sure I wanted. I wanted had to kiss someone for in fact you know what it was for. It was for the pilot of a little show but became the persuasion exists kissing. Yeah it was for one of two pilots that were made when the show was called the scum also rises and this is a show if your not a regular listener that myself and daisy were involved with I think two thousand nine we filmed it eventually but they started doing pilots. Maybe two thousand seven thousand and eight or something like that and one of 'em I had to kiss someone in a very stupid way. It was supposed to be like over the top but still like you know with tongues and everything but we were falling around and falling on the floor and so it was comical but still there was actual physical face contact. I remember now. Were you there for that one? I wasn't in the room but I I remember now that because I think I did both piloted night. Yes I remember and did. And how did you feel about that? I felt really really weird. Really nervous nervous. I mean the thing is it's weird because kissing people. Yeah me too. I think neurotic experience in that situation. Yeah but the thing is the actual. Because I've never really done that before you know. It's hard to the first time you do it on camera. It's half of your brain is just thinking while I'm just kissing someone and so that's Nice. Is it then the other half of your brain is thinking? No you're not kissing someone you'll pretending to and you're not kissing them because they want to kiss you. You're kissing them because we're pretending and its Being filmed for a TV show but But it's a really odd thing and I and I found myself quite embarrassed and quite worried. About what the person I was kissing was thinking and was she thinking that I was kissing her the right way or doing inappropriately or was there a special way that you're supposed to fake a kiss and no one had been through any of that with me. You know so yeah. It was very uncomfortable and I was quite freaked out afterwards because I felt like the actor that I was kissing was also a little bit. Freaked out. Thing is really weird isn't it? Yeah Yeah it's very odd especially if you are not someone that does it with a time you know. I have friends who so They still used to it but my husband when he was acting pretty much. Guaranteed if there's like a part with the sexy and he'll get it so he's like. Oh what you do yeah. He's kind of an old hand which I find really weird but I am he you know he's kind of like he's just experienced having to. I'm literally not so. I've had a few kind of comedies. Where you did I could kiss or something is different but if something proper Jesus Christ. Yeah don't want to do that. I think it's really weird and I don't like it. I'm going to sound maybe prudish now but I don't like to see people taking their clothes off and doing sex scenes mainly because I just think like what's the point here because generally it's not very moving it's supposed to be titillating but then you think well it's not properly. I'm sat here watching this with my wife and the dog on my lap. You know you get that sexy isn't and also you know in an obvious way. The vast majority of those scenes feature women having to get undressed and man and always just think. Oh that's a shame. Why does she have to get a top off? All take the pants off you know and the blow just very seldom does yeah. It's so unfair. Isn't that with my comedy career? Would you do it if the demanded it now? I'm not. I'm not. I just really want to do that. And what is what's the favorite thing you've done in the last few persuasions that was over ten years ago now. So what's what's the favorite thing that you've done in the meantime really love doing Episodes that was really good fun. Oh yeah that was just sort of just a really fun guy and we kind of kept going back so it was expanded over ten years. Did you get to do anything in the states for that? We went to the states tonight at one day but I got to go and a half this too am I hadn't done. La Too. And I had this very funny so of would like three days in la where I managed to just be so on La think highlight the first thing I did go meeting agent and my tripped over my I will flip flops to go and see an agent and tripped over them into this incredibly long. Glamorous Room all these agents were sitting in my face and then I stood up says I'm from England space. It became my thing because I just kept getting things wrong like I just. I was really funny. I just felt very socially awkward there and this is all eight ten years ago. I'm obviously very slick now. But yes so I went into. I went to casting and I was reading. This tablet. Earning lines and I did this. Costing quite badly and three amazing concentrates redone laser things and at the end and I was pretty high of nervous and jumpy and at the end. She said I'm all your justice undone and my whole dress undone right down to the waist. Oh back at the back. Yeah panicked and I said oh I thought we were. GonNa Fuck as a joke. Because I know why wouldn't wouldn't make make such a joke. And she looked so shocked and I thought I was like. Oh my God I went completely read. It was often then. I went to Matt Leblanc House and panicked because because he was having a party. But I've never ever been to anybody that famous house before in my life everyone else was going on. Mass in a kind of mini van was late because of falling into the ancient meeting so I panicked called taxi but I was really anxious about it so I said listen to struck me at the gates and the taxi to have it was like what does lead me at the gate. It's fine basically I in my head that would be like the biggest foe par. And that's not what you do because I've never done you know what I mean. It's like well I must just get dropped off outside and walk and is wearing heels at this point in this dress and I got chopped off. He left me that he was stupid will do the I was being left there and I pressed the button that I was like. Hello Stacy I get here. And they were like drive on in and they ran this huge gates and I just looked up and there's like Long Hill pathway winding trees just like his house was so far away so I just started walking and I had had such a bad day with my inappropriate costing then my tripping that I just took off my shoes and was waving them about gang. Of course. This is how you arrived at Matt Leblanc South covered in sweat. Just like trudging this hill really kind of like talking to myself like a fully mad person and when I got the top Matt. Leblanc came out of his house and went. What the fuck are you doing? And I was like were and they'd be watching me on the TV and I literally am thankfully it was just the cost of episodes. They were like what they really saying. May just waving shoes and talking to myself and I was confirmed as insane and you had been filming with him by that point. Yeah I but only one series and he didn't I once season so he didn't name me well and that was fun was it. The whole experience is fun. That was a fun job. And then I'm glossing over very quickly Matt Leblanc's Palace. Can we hear more about the Policies Leblanc Big Palace? I mean I went like once for this drinks and that was it wasn't invited but it was Just really big. Yeah I just kept walking around and not kept saying Holly Word tried to get everyone to do that because it was very. It was quite amazing. Did he give you a tour? He did give US LITTER. Actually yes and cars. 'cause so he's got how many 'cause I I can't remember because I'm so not macari. I was like there was some cars. I've couldn't even tell you. What were you don't need to know a lot about cars just to be able to count 'cause I it's true but even that icon count. I know but you had to see the light smart ones. I think it was about quantity quality. Right okay he had a batmobile has the batmobile and screening room presumably. I didn't go in there. There was a pool house. I remember I let sit and I was like. That's a London House. That's quite a big pool house. A friend of mine was working with you to and he went to stay at Bono's Castle in Ireland to say Bonnet. Some people say Vano. I think though no you say bone maybe maybe I'm GonNa go with Bony. Oh just because just 'cause Terry Terry Terry's has already says Terry Sisters and children walking past and let's protect women very fine. Good Job Terry. But my friend went and stayed in the guest house which he described as being like a separate small causal. So it wasn't it wasn't like You know the flat down at the end of the garden or something. It was like a small mansion with its own pool and in the shower that was sort of tiles that went up to head height and then above that there was an area of just white plaster where you were invited to write something because so many famous people had stayed there that you know like Salman Rushdie had written something funny and Bill Clinton had written something about blow jobs. And you know like all the great and the good and maybe the not so good who had stayed there head Written stuff so my friends spent like hours trying to figure out what he was going to write. And then I think massive pressure what does he like what did he? I think he did a little cartoon. That's the best thing. He's he's a good artist so he he just did a sort of fun. Funny face what was written. What would I have written good question I would have been stuffed? I would have been stood there for about three hours and then written something fucking rubbish and then regretting it for ages. My husband would probably have done a tiny call bowls. What would you've done? I don't know I don't know I would have done the same as you. I just panicked. Oh Oh oh I think I probably would have spent something really quick and rubbish and then gone left and then thought about it for ages. Come on you're under pressure you've gotTA write something on. Bono's show was here days. He was here. You're going with that. W said I find that too annoying so I can help. Faye was fair enough. I'm going to write. I paid in this shower. That's better I'M GONNA. Right was glad we waited for that. I peed in this show and I didn't even rinse it sweetie. That's really aggressive. I'm so glad I'm not on twitter anymore. I'd have to be dealing with people who are so disappointed with my stance on peeing showers. I just before I WANNA point out even though I'm not on twitter anymore The I don't p Chaz and I would never do that but hypothetically I don't see the problem the idea of someone else paying shower and having to go into that P showers quite here and this isn't it. I also do not pay and shower unless you're in there with them unless what do you. What do you mean a relentless touring and someone's got a little extra jet okay? I'm glad you're not on twitter but I am going to save me all right. Through the PODCAST. Scholarly really the compensation slowing would between and his band mate the so much chemistry. It's like science lab of tallking. I'm interested in what you said. This phone chat to Digest. It's like sentences meeting Stephen King. You went to Greece right. Yes yes and you were like what we use it of building a house also doing up a house in Greece so like basically yes so about five years ago I I mean I'm not very good at saving being sense but a tool and quite impulsive and basically I decided to remortgage our house and try and just support this little tiny little like as very small courtyard house but with the land in Crete. Oh Wow because if my dream and I just feel. I think I'd had a conversation with somebody who is like getting side return and I felt that blue I was like oh like in life needed to adventures and do so. Do the crazy thing that you wanted to do. And I just sort of thought I want to I want to. I want to make sure that I'd had this dream that my kids would be running around streets and they learn Greek and so is my spiritual. Hey my I just try and do it. And we'll figure it out and it was very hairy and city thing to do really but we bought the land and the and the little house with no borrowed money and then have slowly been building up so when I finished work in June. We decided to go there for two months and it was amazing. Yeah it's one of the most beautiful places in the world isn't it? It's strange as well because the economic situation is so dire for them and refugees in everything. Yeah changing life for so many people in Greece as well It's weird. I'm sorry just to make everything miserable when it's fun it's my job. No I know I know Yeah Greece run so much on the tourist trade as well I. I really worried about this year. But it's so strange to think that actually people will be discouraged from accessing those places quite so easily as we go forward for is impossible today. With what how? Is this going to pan out as to work out how we can drive there eventually in your electric car in our electric car. When are they going to do teleporting? Where what the fuck is happening with telephone technology? What'll happen. Is Seth Brundle from the fly? Jeff Goldblum's character. The Real Seth Brundle will invent teleporting technology but it will be incredibly bad for the environment. It'll take like three rockets worth of fuel to actually teleport one person to straighten. And you're going to do it. I don't think so. I mean I wanna go to space them Been Stratton it's amazing. Yeah but I would love to go to space I would love to float weightless would love to look down at the planet. Do all the space man stuff or space person stuff. I apologize but that's not going to happen. I think I would probably die if I went up to. Space it depends. What even wearing something on fashionable. Oh my God the aliens insulted. I'M GONNA die. Would you like to go to space? Yeah rather degrees take and yet no. I'd love to go to space. I would love to things like celebrate scared of space. Of course it's fucking scary right. You're going to die. That's one reason I I'll send you to space and we'll do this from there and you can let me know what it's like. I'm a bit sad effect. I know Jay my as to go to space but I think I've been nervous about space. That's why can we not go instead? But what what are your good ways of keeping yourself calm then. Well I don't know why do I suppose I Cook I love cooking she. What's your best dish daisy? What is your best dish arrived? I Love Roast and I love being creative with gotten trying to sort of you know what the bottom of the fridge. What can we save? And what can we make us can be useful? Yeah so that's GonNa be useful and I liked that and I've got a little plan. I mean basic doing lots of cooking. That's I think that's what I do. Think about food and meals and how to feed everybody so yeah I love cooking and I never ever follow a recipe. I just make everything up and tasted a lot so yeah corona terrifying right now. Because I just I'd have to have to perfect my hygiene but I do love that. I think that's probably my main thing is sort of cooking. Yeah what about music? Well we're doing. That thing is as a jazz musician and so we what we've been doing well is listening to. Is it the burning stain top five hundred albums of all talk working out working our way through? And that's been really lovely so I feel like I was always really into music. And then because joe is so musical relationships how sometimes you hand something over to someone else? So he's like he's misdemeanor so we didn't do great music over time because of him but I couldn't even say what it was. I'm just so spoilt. Does that make sense? It's like he. He Deals. He deals with music. And I do the Food and the you listening to that on spotify. Yeah the I only recently got to grips with spotify. I'm terrible with spotify. I can't figure it out but Joe makes it look on. Yes quite complicated. If you'll me yeah. I found it a little confusing eighties. Brilliant and I've started making playlists and actually listeners. I am going to try and make playlets to go with each of the podcasts that I put out in the next few weeks slash months. That may be. You might find interesting if you are music. Fan and your home and your Social distancing and you want something to check out you can check out some of the bullshit that I enjoy listening to including I'm GonNa make an ambient playlist right for this episode and it's going to be all my favorite kind of Brian. Eno Ambient type music That's very calming. I used to listen to it when when I would have a special Baath days each you know what I mean by indulgent bath. Vigo few candles rose petals. No not rose petals but certainly some bad ass. Oh Yeah and if you using data deaths would you really make sure that there was quite a big mountain of foam in the bath before you got in or are you just going to let it take that course it depends and I like to go sometimes like to go really for me and other times the tough to the business but I I can't resist a little stir a hand sta? Yeah I mean I I will get in there and I will spend ten sweaty. Minutes churning the water so that the foam is going over the top of the bath before I get it. I want it to be like a pine smelling mountain range of great great firm me and my husband of Arche about mixing your boss stuff. So I'm quite purist. I'm like I want to do by the death of that Phillips himself. I'm going to do that. He likes to throw all Internet. Gets me quite distressed? What's your thoughts on that? Oh Yeah I think you're right. I don't think you should be just chucking any that. Can rose lend me the path and some epsom salts and I and I have to pretend I'm okay with it but the truth is I'm no and he thinks he's Heston Blumenthal and the Boston may come on one thing at a time one because each thing that has to do its job right yes also. Each one of those things is already a combination of various ingredients. Exactly it becomes of Nathalie confused. No I think that's off. You should put your foot down. Thank you but I'm a very good Bartha. I think you're right to say buffing bathing is probably a very. That's actually another way. I come down as well as having a long bath and having a listening to music doing. I think that's an excellent way to unwind your brain Friday. Some candles pencils some rate on bad data side. Now just take this golden up I and special BLAH BLAH BLAH. Plus you draw daisy. I wish we were in the same room at the end of this. When the world has stopped ending. You mean. Yeah yeah definitely. I mean. I've wanted to sit down and have a good. Putt cost chat with you for a long time. And one way or another we just kept missing each other and I I you know and I had it in my diary that we were finding a mate and sit down and I was looking forward to and literally. It was that week that everything blew up. But when did I first meet you? I when I first makes is for like because I I feel like I known as it's really young but I ain't as in light we young but I take. I did so because Joe Cornish did magic. My brother's birthday party that and so I always sort of thought you with that. But but that's just being playing tricks. He's to Babysit a comedy wife listeners. Joe Cornish and he used to Babysit you. He's Babysit Earth. Oh my God I how old would he have been there? Well I'm one so I don't know how now he's deceased that we used to do like. I think teenage babysitting that kind of babysitting okay. Well he was he was a teenager. Or you're a teenager. He would be like eighteen or something but I don't know I can't remember. I just remember that. He used to come round and occasionally babysits. If they were pumping out the mandate his mom used to to me yes. She's a teacher and she's one of the nicest people love lovely. So you've got Joe Cornwall's Cornish via sitting you. Yeah got him babysitting me so for some reason? I think the I need then but I think I was. He didn't so then it would have been a straight woman. Wouldn't it and listen then? Officially it was the persuasions. What year was that? What Year did Michael Jackson die? Because I remember we wrapped and we're all stood around in Teddington studios in the courtyard off to we had filmed the final show in front of a live audience and Ian Lee. One of the cost was there and he had his phone and said. Oh my God. Michael Jackson's died and a couple of people made some off color jokes about the fact that Michael Jackson died love Comedians. Around Jared Christmas was on the show Simon Fauna be and then some people were very upset. That Michael Jackson had died. This is back in the days when Michael Jackson was a sort of relatively uncontroversial figure. Maybe that's not true. I know so. That's that's how I dated coolest. I remember that fifty outside with some warm. Bbc Wine your knees. Yes June two thousand nine twenty fifth of June. Two thousand nine. So there you go. That's when we rapped on the persuasion assists and then the show didn't come out until January twenty ten and then it was a huge hit and then it was a massive hit in our lives were transformed from then on and ever since then we've lived in gold houses to stay inside a lot. 'cause we were constantly hounded hounded with love and direction the exactly so. I have talked about this before I talked to Ian Lee about it when I did a podcast with him a few years back now. It was quite an intense experience overall. Wasn't it it was. This was a sitcom for BBC three that we did about an advertising agency and the two pilots that we shot were called the scum also rises and then I think they made the wise decision to change that name to the persuasion exists when it came out so it was it was written by an ex advertising creative who done very well in the industry. I think he'd maybe been responsible for some tango campaigns. And stuff like that yeah. He was a a decorated advertising genius. But this was his first. Tv show that he wrote. And I think he wanted to go for something. That was halfway between traditional Studio Sitcom with a live audience. That was quite mainstream but he wanted to blend it with a sort of more edgy. Daca may be Kwasi Chris Morrissey sensibility and have it be a bit weird and a bit you know like or jokes and strange bits of language and stuff like that but I think I'm safe in saying the consensus was that it didn't quite work out that way that that change and when the show came out it was absolutely savaged. It was that it was pulled. Did they pull it in the end? Well what they did is. It was on prime time and really advertise. I think and Brian. It got hurt at like midnight. That's right they buried it. I think it got moved. Which is quite been. That doesn't happen much. Felt it felt. It was struck as strongly that got pulled from. I think I think at nine o'clock put on that sort of midnight or two in the morning. Was something say it was a bit breath to listen that it was? Do you remember. I was Reminiscing within layabout it your remember the morning that the reviews came out. Yes the message. Yeah the grease described. Remember what it said. I think you remember panic. You describe tickled for ages but it was a great park. Wasn't it? Yeah it was. I can't remember if it was from Damon Beesley or Damon. Right and David was one of the producers of the show sent round this text all the main cast and it said first of all grew park love and then it was a very nice message about but it sounded like a kind of damage limitation Statement something to terribles. Afrin didn't exist so lovely that it made everything feel even worse out so sorry for all of us. It was like the lovely kind and thoughtful adorable email. But somehow it was like. Is it that I can really weight break-up method what he was saying was? I want you to know that we still stand by the show. We stand by you. We still stand by. Yeah we're proud of the show and we think it was good and at this point. I hadn't read any reviews. Had you know I think slow? Let's say funny about that. Came first and then it was like Whoa God. Oh Dan for a longtime policy. Whenever the subject came up was to do this whole routine about like. Yeah I mean it was. An incredible show is very special thing to be a part of and yes it's now regarded as one of the most important sitcoms ever made. But I guess we didn't know when we were doing it at the time. People say you know. Did you know it was going to be this amazing thing? Well we didn't know we did our best and we had fun. We couldn't have possibly known what sort of impact it would. So I do this whole thing right but I don't do that anymore and my phone just didn't ring literally for at least six months or oh It was really weird. It was like Oh this is what it's like well. It was weird thing as well. Where like way in something and people just don't mention it con- everyone just pretend that hasn't happened. I still think this is a perfect time for us to do a reunion a reunion. Dvd DVD yet DVD commentary. I think you're right. This is a really good time to that. Could Watch it and talk. Talk through and see what we remembered. That's a good idea may significant memi from it. F- well you know. I have to be honest and say that one of my main memories. How upset you got off to a couple of the world are after a read through that we did in front of a small audience in a club of of one of the scripts. And then when we were actually shooting one of the episodes. I think it was the same episode. There was one episode where your character who was like. Describe your character. She was seen with every active conveniently every adjective. I would say Sushi with if a horrible narcissistic bitch but then supposed to be. I can't even remember. But she was sort of whatever it suited for the scene wasn't she but she was horrendous. But what are you thinking about what that big speech where I had to insult people who were not skinny? Yes Yeah I've got really upset about that because I was like this is the most. There's not a day I don't get it and it's just offensive and horrible and I didn't like it then. They told me they cut it in the minimum on that day winning the prix records. I got handed a three page speech where it'd been slightly. We wasted toll to get to do it immediately and it was literally twenty minutes before we started using it seated three pages monologue and I am not grumpy. Patterson particularly at work with or something and I turned into the camera and everyone was hiding up in the up in the box. Where they what she when. You're doing a studio audience and I had into the Cairo. When someone said action I went and watched jeered specs. I'm going to do now. This leads that. What do you think is going to happen now? Like into the camera. I think they would have been eight screens with me just looking like you've just handed me something am I struggled to that lines and it's twenty minutes ago. I doubt they. Will you think that's going to happen? Say we had to record it to nine by tea lines and I felt very very vulnerable and also quite horrible because I saw standing on a chair insulting people that went thin in a way that was really like I didn't get it. Yeah the deal with your character was supposed to be the can you remember me? I just remember she was horrible. The thing is that the now it looks just all wrong because you know the cost was mainly male you were the only significant female lead and the character was just a total bitch. It was supposed to be cool because I you know she write. She was supposed. The idea was that it wasn't going to be just to sit a boring goody goody female character it was going to be a fun character character. You could get your teeth into and it would be fun to play and people would like because she was so awful and I didn't know that was the idea but it didn't work out like that and it came off as just a mean kind of obnoxious character which is fine because it can be. Maybe I was being. Maybe I was wrong. Not just embraced. That definitely tried. You really didn't make much sense a- at times it just felt cruel in a way that because I know you've seen things I write. I'm afraid of things being darker people being awful but it just felt like cruel in a way that I was like oh I just feel like if someone was watching. Maha their feelings cruel not not and I don't like that it just wasn't funny enough. That was the pro. It just didn't work in so many ways. I mean not for one of anyone Holy Shit. Everyone really it was. It was a nice group of people that was the other thing was. I really liked hanging out with everyone. Yeah we had to go. Didn't it was really fun? But the only bad bits were the studio records when you know because it was fun hanging out and then a sense of dread and panic grow throughout the week when we do rehearsals and we'd think This isn't really working And then sometimes it would be a case of of Shit. We don't really have ending for this and it would be literally. We were filming in. We're actually filming. And there still wasn't an ending and the Walmart guys would come out and entertain the audience a little bit. I think one of them one of the guys was Stuart Goldsmith. Who now does a very successful? Podcast called the comedian's comedian. Anyway he would come out and and With his comedy partner. Warm up the audience while we were stood around with the director trying to figure out a way to end the actual episode. God did happen didn't it? Yes because we given scripts. I remember that horrendous thing I've really I'm just so bad at lying learning and I remember being given the revives at eleven pm a couple of times on the Thursday night because it was before the Friday morning where he do the prerecord in the record and I remember that feeling just constantly feeling like you were in that night actor nightmare of just not knowing what the hell you're doing in front of so many people. Yeah I remember that feeling making it very hard to feel funny just felt like you wanted to throw up. It really was harsh but when I watched a couple of them back it was so flat and it was just it. Just wasn't right. Yeah it wasn't right. It's a funny thing that's very hard shows. Aren't that hard to get the chemistry. It's just lots of different different elements. Yeah it just didn't work. It didn't Gel there wasn't any east. There was no no anti-bacterial Gel material gel bad so because it had run out being panicked buying because everyone has it on the comedy. Gel and there wasn't any left for US Michael and shut down the bottom of the hill. That has not found shot. But you know sort of bits and bobs shop very bottles on the counter. We're not very funny. Some people are spending ten pounds on them. It says Kirk arenavirus Gel kills Kubota virus frock. You now eight hundred nine thousand nine and I just. He was like Oh. It's funny buying because I was trying desperately buying arts and crafts of and he was like oh by miss most people to buy this and he'd like no what's it gonNA alcohol in it. What'S HE GONNA in. It and he panicked didn't respond. They basically that made corona virus jail. Of course they fucking liquid greater I think about the corona company right. I think that doing fine. I mean you've got to be priddy. Stupid to confuse corona virus with a bottle of beer but That's not to say that it isn't possible. And a you quite disciplined. Are you going to be able to do exercise and stop yourself from getting hammered every day? Yeah actually before this happened is my birthday coming up. And I got of cheap second-hand exercise bike so I was like. Oh might get something like that. Because I'm struggling to do everything in the day. I was trying to only work in the school hours so we had one so. I'm hoping that I will emerge with Bundy steal. But I think they're more likely to looking exactly like the Christmas this right. 'cause I'm panic. I could just panic eating. I just roaming around my house. I'm just eating random things because I'm going to be on telly. Rages loved that. Oh God I have this fantasy but I'm going to have this extraordinary bum in six months. I think Daisy Obama will always. I don't want his reasons. All right. Thank you wait continue. Hey welcome back called cats. That was daisy haggard. Thank you so much to her for making the time to talk to me in between writing and looking after her children. Thanks also to daisy's husband Joe for his technical assistance. 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It's over three and a half hours of some of my favorite mainly ambient music that I have found helpful over the years whenever I've needed to decompress whole calm the F. Down. I used to be a very nervous. Flyer went through a phase of just suddenly being really frightened on planes and I found that my ambient playlists were one of the only things that really helped me cope when I was feeling claustrophobic and You know that midway point on a transatlantic flight when you sat between two giant guys right at the back next the toilets and You just rocking back and forth and you can't get comfortable. Yeah anyway in those moments. I would listen to some of the stuff on this playlist. Brian Eno Lauda Brian. You know I mean. He's kind of the godfather of the Sean Naylor. So he's got to be represented. He's in there with him and Harold Budd Rotary no Daniel Anwar Lot of the bits of music that have come out on his. Eeg label on various compilations. 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Pop-Punk & Pizza #99: Tahlena Chikami of Bite Me Bambi

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53:21 min | 1 year ago

Pop-Punk & Pizza #99: Tahlena Chikami of Bite Me Bambi

"Radio RADIO DOT COM. All so charity Allan Poe in a pop pizza. We welcome in. Grab a slice and dig in. I'm shock l'amour. It's so great to have you here. Pop punk and pizza ruined my life and pop. Pumpkin pizzas save to my life. Merchandise is now for sale at Bangor. Radio DOT COM forward slash merch? T shirts there's tank tops there's hoodies. There's even masks phone cases and more are all available now. So if you're looking for a way to support the podcast please visit banger. Racing radio DOT COM forward slash march. And Buy something today. And thank you in advance for your support so if you follow pop punk in. Pizza podcast on social media. I promised you that I would have more women from the scene. As guests on the PODCAST. I haven't done enough of that honestly so we're changing that right now so. Please welcome to Lena. And I'm going to probably butcher your last name but I'm going to give it a whirl Is it Tamaki? Chicano Asia Commie. See I. You're not the first everybody which I'm sure and it's so funny because I kept saying to myself before we did this. I'm like okay. It's gotTa beat. You COMMIE Commie. And then of course I just said it wrong version of it. I've heard so what's the worst? What's the worst version to get? Tommy Alive Schick. There's no not and their Tommy. That sounds like something you eat delicious. But that's not. My name is Scott Selena. I mean to Lena. It's spelled out for you. You know like my parents. They gave me the mouthful of. Yeah so what you commie. Yes okay the lead vocalist of southern California Scott Punk band. Bite Me Bambi. Welcome to the PODCAST. Thank you so much. You are welcome. It is so great to have you here and I have ever since I was introduced to you guys back in. I think it was in February when you released hot lava which by the way has been stuck in my head all day long. Today I've been hooked. I'm like who are these guys. Where did they come from? And I know you're relatively new ish to the Scout punk scene. Yeah as a band. Were relatively new as individual people. We've all been around for a while. where comprised of former members of safe. Sarah's my superhero Started Pool and then I was band called karate in the garage that played sort of in the so cows. Scott punk scene for a while so We've all been around but it wasn't until when was that it's twenty two thousand eighteen that we decided to Kinda all band together and form a new group and it's been the fun so far I mean it. It sounds refreshing but it also sounds familiar and I think that's probably what pulled me in. I think it's definitely like have a perfect blend of of to tone but also third wave in there and I think that's what makes it appealing because like myself. I was introduced to third wave sky and I didn't really know too much about two tone until little bit later on so I'm still actually getting familiar with two tone so I I still am am diving into that world because to me. They're just so different. Yeah it's it's really interesting. I think the evolution of skull music is Super Fascinating And start how it sort of makes this weird Roundabout kind of circle of starting in Jamaica Jamaica and they're hearing like rb blues come over the radio From America and then they blend it with their own music and then we get Scott travels to England and then you know we got two chunks and that comes back to the US third wave and now it's all over the world but it's definitely interesting. It's nice to say the here. The two tone in there were all really big two-tone fans that was my first introduction and Scott was two tone From my dad and so I grew up listening to a lot of that and so we all are fans wanted. That influence to be heard didn't just wanted to have the so cow You Know Third Way sound which we love and we have that too but we were trying You know make sure we incorporated some roots in there and I feel like you guys do a great job with that and have definitely have more of that sound than pre previous or from the the third wave bands that come out of so cal and I. I don't know what is it in your opinion. What is it about Orange County. That is like it's just like a hotbed for scom music like like. I don't know what it is but it's just like you know it's the place now. Yeah I don't know I feel like it was kind of right place right time. Just people were making great music in the nineties. Here in one person gets picked up than sort of every record label looking for their version of that you know and so I think you know you get no doubt or whoever gets picked up and then suddenly everyone's looking for eno dow or everyone's looking for Scott and I think it's never the genre has never left here like I know. A lot of people say like scarlet. I liked that in high school. But like you know everybody's liked it as kind of you know like Hud dips in and out of popularity but Scott never goes away. I mean it's got a legacy you know in so here. People just have kept going when I started playing in this team. I was really small but it was fun. You know it's we have a really cool scene here. Where does matter who you are or what you're like if you come and your coal person you'll immediately meet people everyone super welcoming and you know we run the gamut of like race and sexual orientation religion? I met so many fascinating different people from being involved in the scene and everyone comes together. Have a great time so even when there was like fifty kids in a show tonight you know we can. We're starting to grow where you get like three hundred four hundred you know whatever up to however many people you have to show you know. It's always inflexible. It's always there and so I think in Orange County. It's always sort of around as genre. So that's why people keep making others leather keeping Orange County Scott bands. Yeah I think I need to move. Made the move. Although I mean Chicago has a really good music scene but sky is not like the the thing here. Obviously we have a lot of sad pop punk bands. You know place or no it. Does it does for sure but they might use from Chicago. Yes yes they are each your and that's why okay. Yeah I have. I have interviewed Tom. The lead vocalist not on the PODCAST. But on the radio station I work for. They did a did a show. That was blinked to one of the the theaters that we used to do like advertising four and so they wanted to. Yeah they wanted to promote their show and yeah. It was. Cool the cool to talk to Tom. He's an amazing songwriter. At definitely at least I thought so but but yeah So so how are you adjusting to the pandemic world? I saw that you were having trouble trying to figure out where to put your masks the other day. So did you solve that problem? Yes I did. I keep in my underwear drawer which I wasn't sure if that was beard. My Cleveland's drive But everyone had so many interesting ideas where to keep your mass but so following covert. I mean we've been very lucky. Almost all I think almost all of us have been able to keep our jobs which has been really great And we're still being able like write music and things that Work together so that's been cool. It's been an adjustment since we've had all summer tour plans in fall tour plans and none of them were happening. Which was kind of a bummer. We're really excited But at the same time we in the Internet age which is kind of amazing so we kind of become more being in the youtube business than love. Playing live shows business But the fact of adapt. But we've been lucky that people are still willing to watch engage with US online and everything I mean I. I really think some of the things that happened since the pandemic like one of them was trended on a page on read it. I don't think that would have ever happened to pandemic so maybe not cool. Yeah it was neat to. I don't know but you would have. Maybe not right away. Show people that Sky's not dead. You know every time like we get something random like that happens. I'm like see everybody skies not dead. You just thought it died. We're all still here right. And I don't know I've never understood There's I can't remember his name in particular but there's a guy on youtube and he talks about different genres and why they died. And I'm like okay. Well none of these genres ever died. They just they're just not in. The mainstream media is is anymore. You know. I think the the video I saw him he was talking about. I think he was talking about skate. Punk and then he was talking about like post hardcore and you know we just like there was a video for each genre and why it's dead and I'm like that makes that stupid. It doesn't die. I mean it's all things evolve and change but with like sky. I mean people were playing in all over the world. It's amazing you know. And it's still popular all over the world and what's so cool about the Internet is that you can meet people from all over the world who this shared interest you have and we can kind of like nerd out about it. Retains Super Bowl and I don't know if you saw the star movie. Yes I did. I saw that in New York City when They had Scott Klein from real big. I was out there. I interviewed him on the PODCAST. A couple years ago. I think it was in two thousand eighteen. And then when the premier came in nineteen for the or the I guess the showing that the premier but they did a showing out of New York City. I went out there. Because I've my brother lives out there so yes. I did long story short. Sorry I did see the movie. Yeah I love what I believe Heather. The he did like a lot of the writing for the movie. Issues like You know some people you say Scott. I'm raising but she says you know you say Scott and so people are like. Oh Yeah I heard of that. Some people are like Scott and they like no I get it. I get you and I love it and like those are the people you surround yourself with and so I think that's a a very cool thing that spans languages and countries and borders and people can all come together and appreciate it as a style of music. It's it's really amazing. How it's it's touched so many different countries and and I guess it can go for any genre too but there's just there's still something special about Scott in particular that that brings so many different corners in races together in in the world and you can celebrate you know life together that way and and Scott movie was just captured. It so perfectly. I've I've felt like and I learned a lot from that movie that I that I didn't know before. Yeah Taylor rated a super great job without film and I think I think you're right. Scholarly has that power and I think it's because it it's borne out of unity like two tone sky. The black and white Chequers are about black and white people. You know playing in unity together and showing a united front and. I think that it's always been about you. Know be you know anti-racism anti-homophobia like it doesn't matter who you are like just come enjoy the music I think. I think that's really cool. Like what Mark Mike Park did with scoggins racism. Like there's always been dislike. Unity seem throughout everything. I think it's a special thing about the John Ryan. It makes me proud to be a part of his JANJUA. That's like that definitely and I didn't actually realize A lot of that until I watched Scott Movie. I mean I remember knowing a little bit about that when I first had started learning about Scott when I was I was probably eight or nine or ten somewhere around there but I didn't realize that there were so many people upset about when third wave came out and there wasn't enough of that unity message getting across and I didn't realize there was so many people upset about that because they kind of felt like you know the genre wasn't being portrayed correctly. Yeah I mean it. Just get sort of this crap in like mainstream media of being like party music rap music and I mean that exists. I don't think there's anything wrong with that. I think just people need to understand that the genre is more than just one thing but then again like how many people want to sit there and listen to you like give them the history of Skopje. An cared Robert Roberts so those singer former of chase long beach She's a really good friend of mine but we one time. We're in an UBER. And we were a little tipsy and that poor uber driver had to get the history of Scom as act like Walter driving that poor woman. She did not want to know all that but we decided that she yes. That was like listen. You need to learn how this you know how this all works out man so speaking of sky we'll get back to bite bite me Bambi. What in the world is the story behind? Strippers on Sunday. I gotTa know I gotTa know. There's a story or if it's just like obviously you know. Sky Music. Aside from fighting against racism is also known just to have like the silliest ass songs you've ever heard in your life and this is one of those funds silly songs but you know there's there's usually a good story behind it going to be disappointed. No no this one's Kinda finding it so I like to a frequent certain establishments and ripple that's workers sex workers give him my money And so it would be a fun thing we do on a Sunday. We'd go like do above park blue pub crawl with some of my friends. Would you like our own little bar crawl? We ended up at the Strip club and it became a joke with my friends. Franken Paul and kind of all of us about like going to titty branch is what we call. I'm sorry can I swear on here? No this is just. It's a podcast on my own. It's not affiliated with anybody but me so I have a canvas we're about to talk about strippers so I mean I feel like they go hand in hand right. I enjoy some entertainment so we were talking about. Tibi branch and there are some strip clubs that serve brunch breakfast or whatever buffet. We're joking about it and so I don't know why it's like really. It's like one in the morning and like Brian Mashburn the guitar player and I are like sitting. We're like think of songs. And somehow strippers on the Sunday. I was like Oh Franken. Ira and fall were joking city Brunswick and we just start writing the someone and we're laughing so hard like this is the funniest thing and we finished it and then we're like okay. If this is still funny tomorrow will send it to people so cool because there's been a couple of songs that have just died on that cutting room floor of like it was not funny the next day but that one show was and so we recorded a demo and sent it to everybody and then T. Bone our trombone player is like a really big supporter of like the funny song and so he was like really championing at to be the first single and so that's what we did. Oh my gosh. The video was super fun to shoot. We found some friends who were willing to get in on it. Have a good time so it turned out great. I was really happy with it. I think it sort of shows that we're like a little dirty and like a little funny. And you know a little edgy. I guess this thing is kind of fun. I think your name already says that and strippers on Sunday. Just kind of like reassures. You know reassures that so because you think you think like okay bite me Bambi. So bombies Q. Sounds like somebody cute but then you put the word bite in it. And you're like Oh you know. Bambi is not only cute. But there's a little bit of a snarl or something there you know. There's there's some yeah some dirty minds or something. I don't know I'm just I'm just thought into the name picking it out of the juicy script but is that where it comes from. Yeah we can think of a band name and so I read scripts of movies on the suggestion of T-bone 'cause this is how he had picked her tried to pick a bad name before and Josie and the pussycats movie was the movie that made me want to be in a band to be musician when I was a little girl and so I started reading them within the first couple pages one of the characters says Oh bite me Bambi. I said find me baby and then I text everybody in there were were like Yeah we can think of anything better. Sounds good we went with it. That's perfect so was that did that. Come I for you wanting to be in a band as a kid or or was it acting because I know you're also an actress as well. Yeah well I've always been a ham. You can ask my parents like you like. Can you watch me do a show like I was that kid like enjoying my all my parents boyfriends like had to sit and watch me like saying and Danson all this stuff and so I started doing musical theater as a child in that was like I was about that live in a nicer doing television movie And I saw just Gets movie and I was like that would be so cool and I want to be the ban all staff. I sort of picked up instruments and put them down ally throughout my life. My uncle was a big influence. Always trying to get me play instruments and stuff and I sort of just didn't have the right mindset her patients for when I was younger And then my ex was always in bands and so I don't even remember but that's how karate in the garage are the first band I was really ever in. That's a bad ass name by the way kind of form that band together and I remember so long of like ten years ago but somehow I ended up staying like okay. Yeah like all band. They started taking guitar lessons. And everything. And it sort of evolved from there But it's crazy because it's like my whole identity now. It's like being in a Scott Band and I love that and I feel like this is like why it was always meant to be. I always like I wish I'd found this kind of earlier. I think it would have helped a lot with some of my like feeling different in weird in school If I had found my people earlier but hey what do you do here now? So that's what's important but I think it's A. Yeah that's sort of how it all came about. I always wanted to do it as didn't know how somebody finally was like. Hey get on over here. Let's do it. It's like totally evolved into what it is today. So was a guitar that you put down and pick back up or was it just multiple instruments when you multiple because I took voice lessons so there was like Piano Guitar Bass Drums. I really wanted to play drums with dump terrible. I don't know why that would be a good idea. Total drum that if you practice could totally insane behind a Kid. I could definitely see you doing that. Oh no I'm so bad at. Have a lot of respect for drummers like I'm horrible at it and then guitar finally settled on it because in the garage need rhythm guitarist and my ex boyfriend was like That was like I'll try and researching and guitar lessons. I really liked it in so I stuck with it. That's awesome and then Lo and behold bite me. Bambi comes along. Yeah that was you know here. It is did and a you know. That'll that'll continue I I've got great feelings about it but I'm really curious to know more about the acting side How I obviously you're in California so you're in obviously the perfect location for TV shows and movies. But how did you make it on to set? What was that I experienced like? Well I was like fifteen. Which is the worst time to get an agent? So you're we're looking and they're like can do with you but we'll figure something out and so. I just auditioned a lot. I mean that's really what that business boils down to just like auditioning and auditioning him not lake giving up when people tell you know you're horrible you're too fat or you know your tuition or you're not Asian enough. I mean those things people told me if I would like personally You're not the most Asian looking person I've seen so I'm just like okay. She's Asian right but like like maybe she is just you know. I know I always say grew up to be a white person. I'm half Japanese when I was little very Japanese a now I look pretty ambiguous but yeah so I don't know just like growing up in. The industry is a lot of rejection in stuff. And then just get little partake little parts. There are a lot like Disney channel. Nickelodeon and I was younger. I just sort of grows in you know sort of keep out. I've taken a break right now from it it just I was just wanting to focus more music and everything But it's something that I could see myself going back to at some point and I've always loved being an actor But it's just a lot of your time and energy. I just wanted to focus on me Bambi and was like you said you're you're constantly going to these auditions and it's never guaranteed and you have to keep doing that and keep doing that and keep doing that. And then you finally land one and it's maybe it's just one thing and but that one thing could we do to another thing and definitely true. That's totally how the business works You just have to put in the time and everything and I just with liking away. You know who I like being me on stage planks music so I want to do more of that. There you go. I did crews on over your IMDB. And I did see that you were on an episode of Glee. Yes they were and they gave the guy in a wheelchair in stet. Why would you do that to somebody? Obviously the worst thing. That's so weird that you go you auditions for their like. She looks like a girl that would give somebody in TD. Let's cast her punk rock girl. That was like the thing always the punk rock girl. Why so bit yeah. I was always like edgy girl. Punk girl homeless girl Drug Atta girl like all that kind of stuff. We did a lot of that man putting off the wrong image. Tell you so I was. I was guest. I was bringing that up because he is Ben. All over the news because of Riviera just tragically passed away. As as I'm sure you know right so sad it really is you know I. I have a three year old son and so hearing about her son who's just four and just putting myself in. That situation is just. It's insane to think about so I didn't know if you had any memories of her any short passing with her onset or learned anything about or not work with her at all but from everything I've heard from other people. She was a lovely person. Or it's just super heartbreaking that She passed so young. It's like Oh gosh it's sad. Yes you young. And they have a young child. I can't imagine heartbreaking nine can either. What was your favorite? Tv shows or movies. I think it was mostly. Tv shows that I saw on your IMDB. But what was your favorite one our couple of your favorites well gleaners was really fun because we got to do like dance number and they shut down the streets in downtown. La Lake Car's headlights on. It was like a music video. That was really fun. I also really enjoyed parks and REC. 'cause Amy Poehler directed my episode House. Yeah so that was really cool and she's always wanted my like heroes And so it was really awesome to get to meet her and Aubrey Plaza her and she was like Super Great Super Nias and it was just a really fun experience to get to work with all those incredibly talented people. So what kind of direction did you get from Amy Schumer? Remember Story of Me Messing up. It's pretty funny. Oh No that's that so you though now Larrea. There's like the scene and then with Aubrey Plaza in this cafeteria. And she's giving me advice and like way character was supposed to act just like her like Doug Pam but at the end they were like Oh. Can you give a little smile like you're appreciative for smells like yeah? Sounds great and so they're like okay action and we do the scene on. I'd been so dead. Pan Like all day that when I went to smile on my face made like a weird expression that was not a smile it looks like Rimouski and I was like they're like and I'm like oh no that was not correct and replies tonight and she goes like hold on a second she goes. Hey I messed up. Can we go again? And they're like yeah. Sure whatever I got to do it over. 'cause she knew. I was super uncomfortable with how that went down. Grange occur but I was like really telling the you couldn smile like a normal human being. You would have one job. I could not do it. Will I recently had to smile on purpose in front of a camera and it can be hard like I hadn't been? I haven't had a video camera in front of my face and for awhile and so they're like yeah smile and so it's just like at that point it's like you gotta make it natural on the fly right so it's harder to do than people realize. Yeah they my favorite. You would be like commercial additions where you don't say any words and they'd be like okay smile. I like your dad just walked through the door. Okay but smile less okay. A little bit more. Okay thank you the like. That'd be the whole thing. Drive all the way Los Angeles just an hour and a half and traffic in the drive all the way home just to be like. Yeah sorry we don't like the way you smile like okay. Cool thanks so is so literally those. Some of those auditions are just like. I just watched Lala Land for the first time in the last couple of months and you know obviously seeing the the scenes where all my gosh why am I forgetting her name? Is it Emma Stone? Thank you you know watching Emma stone going through these auditions and either getting interrupted or you know like she doesn't even get to finish her line and they're just like okay by that. That's enough like I just always wondered if that is reality for the yeah a lot of it. I mean not always and there casting directors who are like really nice and really helpful and feel like the hardest part for an actor is feeling confident enough that when you go in. It's your time and to take advantage of your time and not serve this go in and get out But that's like hard to kind of conquer to take your time. I once heard Chris Catan auditioning from like Saturday night. Live Remember him yeah. I was like waiting to go in after him and I heard him other shining and it totally changed my perspective because he would. He took his time and he go on sorry. I don't like the way it did that. Can I do it again? At that point I was probably like eighteen years old. I would never go like. Oh sorry I messed up. Let me do the over or anything like that. I felt so like had to go into it like leave as quickly as possible or whatever you know and so totally changed my perspective of like No. It's your time like you know but yeah you get cut off or like. Oh actually we don't need you to come in or Oh you know whatever. Another comic thing is if they're trying to get a very famous person to sign a contract They will bring in people to make them think that they're gonNA cast someone else get brought in just to like convince other person to sign a contract. That's a working actor like that's low man on the Totem Pole. While sort of spot. But I mean it's not always like that you know like I said I've met some really lovely casting. People who are super awesome. So you know it's like anything you know right people are some people are great. Some people are you know capable. I've never seen the show episodes. No so maybe one is that not be extra. I have not seen episodes episodes is with a Matt Leblanc and these two end this British couple. And it's I think it's actually I think technically it's a British show and but it was on. I don't think it's on Netflix anymore. But it was for a while and I watched the whole thing and is literally just like the behind the scenes of this. Tv show that they're shooting and the so much of a like some of the things you just said about. You know the trying to cast a a well known actor. But they're going to audition people anyway to make them sign a contract or whatever like that kind of stuff like happened this TV show and so to here like that. That actually happens is just a wild. Oh Yeah it totally does I. Did you ever watch arrested development? No I never got into that show. There's this really great see in the surveys. Tell people it's like where Dave Cross's character wants to be an actor and he goes to this casting call and everyone in the room looks exactly like him and I'm like that's what it's like you walk in and there's a room full of people who kind of look like you and you're all going over your lines is that is that. Is that a mirror. Is that me yeah. It's very odd in strange and with even Weirdos you go in and they have like like so many different random types of people auditioning for character because like it doesn't really matter like you know race or gender whatever and you're like we're all reading for the same Like it's always. It's just a strange business. It really is. I just always enjoy hearing about it. You know because it was. It was a dream of mine at at one point in my life. So it's always it's always fascinating to to meet someone that that's worked in. It is still working in it and hear their stories definitely interesting. I don't know. Have you talked to Christian from the Bat? No I've never talked to him. He was a child actor was he. I mean I knew. Obviously he's he's got background and television. But what what was he as a child actor? I not sure I want to say I know he's been in like a bunch of stuff he was on like an episode of the love boat or something. Don't quote me on that but I think he gets a fair amount of stuff but People always ask me about that because we're both in it so being a like a little kid actor even like difference. I'd be curious to hear his sort of insight on that because I feel like that's even stranger. I was like fifteen so it. Wasn't you know as bizarre? I feel like right the younger you are usually the more bizarre it is and it seems like you're either a child actor and that's all you are or you you come out of that and you know you're like Oh yeah. They used to be in this when they were little. And you had no idea you know. It's it's interesting and then there's people like what Haley Haley Joel. Osmond how he was a child actor and then he kind of kind of left it for awhile and then he came back. And everyone's like is that who I think it is no? I don't know if he's still doing anything but I know he was doing what a TV show or two. I think yeah. I think some of Kevin Smith's movies I think they're friends. I think I heard that but yeah I know it's it's definitely an interesting career and you can always come back to it. Which is an interesting way. Managers are like you can always come back like this. Call Mike. Okay I'M GONNA go be Scott Levy. Now Talk to you later. Speaking of So it obviously besides trying to still operate with bite. Bite me Bambi during the pandemic during this quarantine. What else have you been doing with your spare time? And I bring that up brought up scoggins because I finally learned and this kind of embarrassing I finally learned how to skinc like I literally could never skank before and finally learned it. And what's funny is that I didn't learn it to actual sky music. I learned it to my son's music. He likes to dance and so I I can't remember what the I think. We were listening to like old. Mcdonald or some something like that. Gankar career there and I finally like like okay. I'M GONNA I'M GONNA. I'm going to start working on this more and I finally got it. You know that's great. You're going to be ready to hit the pit when everything opens up. I'm going to be opened up at Pitt Man. Let me get my skin on after you know however many years I've been listening to Scott and I can finally skinc but yeah what else. What else have you been doing with your time? Well of binge-watching some hiking very lucky to be in southern California's get out do hiking and A lot of cocktail making and wine drink gang. Of course I keep reading almost weekly. About how much more wine us? Americans are consuming urges alcohol in general. Actually Not Ako I today Iran frigging April spreads on. I gotta go to bed known by all the things that he play. Because there's no bar I'm like be like Oh you know what I'm feeling. Let's go hit the bar but it's like no I guess the virus my house did they. Did they open up any of the restaurants at any point and then reclosed them in? Yes that's what we just did. Not I was GONNA say 'cause I recently read that but it wasn't sure yeah. They closed bars again. Indoor dining because we had during the outdoor which. I haven't been really going anywhere. I'm going some outdoor places but endorse still feels a little to me but Yeah and then like gyms in hair salons that stuff all shut back down so now in all the by any Bambi videos. You'll get to see a like weird quarantine Harrigan so that'll be fun. Speaking of the specials cover was great. That was awesome. And I I when I think. I think it was posted a selfie promoting that the video is going to drop the next day or something and I'm like looking in the background. I'm like that looks really familiar. Like that. Studio looks really familiar. And then you know Lo and behold I find out. It's like the same studio that real big fish records in and all that stuff part of pot of gold right. Yeah good old clavicle David Irish. Yeah he He's he's got long while not super long but like slicked back. Dark hair right. Yeah he's kind of like rockabilly dude. He's he's like he's pretty tall. Yeah I'm pretty sure I've seen him out on the road with a real big fish before and he does live zone for the interrupters a lot. Okay Okay Wow. That's a good gig. Yeah Dave Super Nice Guy Super talented and his studio is beautiful so he was nice enough to let us come in. It was the one place where we could socially distance of record. So that's why like Mike. Arche board player was like in another room. The drums were another round like others. Enough space sort of like everybody space out everything so it was fine. It was cool because we don't we don't get to see each other that much so it was sort of. Nice to be able to spend some time together. Just hang out and catch up right. The I bet especially after all these months of you know like you said you had to cancel tours and shows and and all those things so there's more of these videos plan to Kinda keep you guys. You know tied over so to speak. Yes we've got another one coming out next week and then in sort of the same vein than we've got some more covers that we've been working on and And some original music that we're GONNA try and go in and records so hopefully can do like a music video and we're just trying to figure out the safest way possible to get all these things accomplished the best timing for everything right. Yeah that's that's the thing it's like no one's ever done this before so it's like okay. When is the right time during during pandemic very? It's very interesting but like I. It's had some cool and interesting opportunity to do. You know different sorts of things like when we were taking like requests covers on instagram. Like that was fun. Like to see what people wanted to hear. Us play things like that. Like is it's neat. It's different different kinds of fan engagement. But it's fun. Yeah definitely and thing like you said earlier. Thank goodness for the Internet. Cause a having to go through this without the Internet. I can't imagine what it would be like. That would be quite difficult to so at least you know feeling lucky that we can still reach. Everybody still have our Scott Community online which is cool. Yeah and skies not dead to so everyone it is are I will. I know you've got other things to do today so to Nina. Thank you so much for your time anything else. You WanNA tease. That's coming up or obviously if you want to dish out all the social media handles and stuff like that so people can find you. Yeah if you WanNa find bite me Bambi. You can follow us on Instagram at bite. Me Bambi Facebook facebook dot com slash B. M. B. Scott Band And the backbiting dot com has like sort of all of our information. And then you follow on Youtube. That's where we have been posting all of our video so We got lots of fun stuff. Planned and some Scott covers in covers of non Scott Songs and original music and who knows maybe more strict rules to show up its words. I got all the Wine Lake who knows what's going to happen you know. What would you call it? Titi Brunch or brand should she? I just like I'm like man. Is that ever going to be a thing anymore? You know I mean I I the grace of God we share help so right because you know like I with one because of the pandemic and to now they're talking about like a cash cashless society. Everyone keeps talking about that which I don't I'm just thinking about that. You off about strip clubs. I was having a conversation with t-bone Willie the other day about this. I was like. Do you think you just venom. Oh the dancers their tips. I'm like I like that like I scan a Qr Code Dance. I could just send them tips via event Mo and I was like really into this idea. I mean we should do they. Would they do something like that? And with even let's say the Strip clubs do open up. I bet they will have something like that in place because the government is probably going to say okay. You can reopen but no cash and no lap dances dance dance anytime soon. I don't think anybody needs that up. Close and personal. And so we've all been like everyone wearing power-wash everyone is right. Yeah that'd be of the be a power-washing service you have to power-wash before and after you enter the Strip clubs. Have you noticed how gross we were as people and now we noticed? Like how many germs? They're like you know what I mean like every time I touch money. I'm like oh it's so dirty like return by like was like let me open this with my teeth. I'm like what was wrong with me. This is disgusting. Yes and at what crosses my mind all the time. I'm always thinking about the scene from the aviator the movie about Howard Hughes with Leonardo di Caprio where they keep showing like flashbacks to Howard. His childhood to win the There was some type of you know pandemic going on. I can't remember if it was the fluor what it was but you know. He was raised during a pandemic apparently and so his mom was like super germ conscious so as growing he grew up into an adult apparently being the same way apparently Howard. Hughes was was very like. Ocd ABOUT GERMS. So kids are going to be Germaphobe. That's what I'm wondering like I'm thinking about that. It's like so. Does that mean like twenty years from now when these kids are adults. They're going to be like they're going to be lunatics with with germs. Honestly is more handwashing bad. I mean it cleanly I mean maybe but like hey just wash your hair because you know as as good as it is too long wash your hands often having try hands is also very bad moisture is. That's what I'm saying but not everyone does me. Every twenty seconds lotion. Love founded weird really sounded dirty. But Yeah I mean I commend it all in Matt like say Penis anywhere else interview. You did now. I mean there we go. I think I think it's complete. Now you said Penis you said Titti you said moisture is post defensive of those. Where did I would say so moist you know? Yeah definitely but no. Yeah I I I. I probably put lotion on my hands. Four five more times a day from because of the handwashing things so I do actually give what you mean without taking it too dirty place only take things thirty places and so sorry. I'm guilty of it. I my so during the during the day I host a morning radio show here in the area I live in and my co host. That spends just a couple of hours of the the show with me. 'cause I'm on for like four four or five hours. I annoy the hell out of her because I always say that's what she said. I say a constantly and it's usually directed into something that is you know. Well t-bone willing have something accomplished favorite phrase. It really man. I gotTa Have T. Bone on the show. Now airs should have him on the show and you guys can just. That's what she said all day to the shark grain of every member of Bambi. While we're trying to get something done now that's what she thinks. I'm seriously I am just like that. I lose count. How many times a day I say? That's his instagram bio like he's in it man that's what she said. Oh so so. What we'll do we'll have t-bone on the show you'll also be back on the show but your job is just account like who like every time he says one. In every time I say one L. and then we have to see who wins at the end of the podcast. Be Quite the fight. Yeah I know. I don't know if I'm up for like I'm up against like a Scott Legend. Like what am I going to do? I mean his name is t-bone Willie. I don't have a cool name like that. You know. So it's gotta well he's got to give yourself when now like I'm going to work on that now all right to Lena thank you so much. This was seriously so much for. Oh man that was such a blast. Thank you so much to Lena. 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Ron Funches Returns

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

1:49:34 hr | 11 months ago

Ron Funches Returns

"You. Believe. made it weird with the home. It's happening where? I'm in my. Car. and. Val were. Sort of taking over the house. So one of the cars that sentiment enjoy I'm enjoying. Enjoying the tight. Soft Acoustics. Of. The Volvo. Always. I've mentioned that too many times sort of aware of the things I say too many times on the podcast. One of them is that I, call our cars. Car Good for you. Nice. Any who's WHO's all this is Ron funches returns. It's a hard time out there guys. I hope everyone's hanging in there being kind to one another and I think we could use the light and love and joy that is Ron funches. Fun To talk to he brightens up my day. This is a great conversation. We talk a little bit about you know how to keep it bright inside and I think this is what we need right now. So I hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed checking in with my friend run. This episode is speaking of keeping it bright. 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A run run I, talk about his youtube event coming up we should check that out as well. All right. Oh and Friday will be dropping a special bonus episode. Of Me Vow, we thought we'd do that. We have more time now to on Fridays. We'll be dropping as many bonus episodes of me inbounded sort of talking about what reading, what we're enjoying, what we're learning and and just laughing as well. So that'll be dropping on Friday as a bonus episode but for now for today enjoy. The wonderful. Ron Rob funches get into it. in shambles. They call There is. Hey Fun cheese move this bag of trash or a no my fiance it'll be mad at me later. We're not. We're not recording video though good. Don't worry about in fact, get that bag of trash and dump it upside down. I WANNA. See Its contents are you mad at so nice to see you see you I liked his luggage can like you're the joker. Which one the laid is, how dare you? Edger or below. Scary legit scary I dunno I. Love Lucky. But I'd rather be a different job if I could. Well. I suppose my hair is is long you look like you've been getting a cut. Yeah I mean one could reasonably right when we were in the middle of that like, Hey, it looks like things are going to be better. You can do a little more stuff and I got a haircut right away and then then now it's kind of just growing back in. I don't remember that happening. There was a time when we thought we could come out. Is like phase two starting. That not really. I'm surrounded by living twitter manning. So many people that I work with are like obsessed as I understand what we so. But they're not not just like into. Cova. They're like obsessed with Kobe News. So I have to talk to them for five minutes and so I get my live updates but I don't really like follow it. Per Se because I feel like I'm living it and whenever I talked to my my friends or my my team or whatever I get those live updates. Yeah I understand the overwhelming. Yeah mostly just kind of staying in and watch breaking bad and then just kind of wait for an all clear is that you're rewatch right now it is. Yeah we just finished it. We just vanished only. We really loved it again guy said Bell Hang Hank has the best journey of all. He goes from being an overconfident races guy to elect being like, Oh, I don't know maybe I don't know everything. Is, is the best he's converted he's absolutely converted. So we're just recording. Cool. This is this is it this is Ron funches returns I assume we were okay good. I don't know man I don't Wanna I don't WanNa jump on you have you talk some shit about breaking data you don't want Vince Gill's to here. I don't know I. Don't know I I wanted to rewatch breaking bad. But I found it and I don't know if this is embarrassing but I found it to ten. I started watching it. I was like, Oh, I forgot how like really legit scared I get watching Michelle and I'm really scared but like tents like again no read even if I know what happens like the supermarket parking lot scene with the twins I was like, Oh what's the big deal is a great scene I'll just watch that episode I was freaking out. It's so well done. Yeah. So well acted so well shot that it gets you trust me my we were watching episode we're hanging gets shot with my fiance and then by the end of it like we had to stop ten minutes before the end because she was like shaking and worried and scared about it and I was like I, you know I mean it's just. So real. It's A. Real. I appreciate that's what I was worried. I was like, Oh, I hope I'm not making fun get funding for this but like no, fucking I'm right. My nervous system is correct. That's difficult. Ads Show to watch. It's real. Yeah. Your brain doesn't know the difference. No, it's getting yellow is getting the same stimulations but that scene where they have domestic violence and she slices them with a knife I is that one like freaks me out and he tries to steal the baby and she's chasing after the baby and then dropped her knees shaking. Oh. My God yes bad. System forget it a now that we have a baby, we can't even like handmaid's tale all that stuff it's over like I back when we used to be stand up Comedians, I used to have a bit about people were go out. Now before you get married before you have babies, they were like go out, go to parties and stuff and I was like. They should have said, go watch breaking bad go go watch post apocalyptic nightmare shows 'cause you just can't handle it. You're you're you're already running anxious programs and you don't need other people's nightmares. Yeah. Now I missed out on like when the Big Zombie phase was happening now it's also when my son was was pretty young. So I missed all of that like. Like. I had to catch up on the walking dead and stuff when I started gonNA talking dead in in that because when it was first airing, my son was just too young and so there was no way. I didn't WANNA watch it and be freaked out and there's no way he wanted to watch it. I miss all like you know left for dead all the whole big Zombie phase that happened I missed all of that I I. I'm glad you understand. Of course you felt the same way. It's really really frightening when you start pre if if if there's a baby or a kid in the show now, just atom like, I. Don't trust you I don't do you know what I mean right now is weird to me because I'll watch shows and people attack each other and Batteries much but like I'll watch a sitcom as a joke, someone will sneeze in someone else's face and I'm like, no. Larry. I'll do you. One stupider is first of all, I I was watching your comedy central special, which is on Youtube. Now, the full special, which is awesome and you come out high fiving everybody and I was like. This is what I call contact porn. All Porn is contact point but I got to be like remember. That like fearlessly you don't even wash. You high fiving someone else comes very close and takes your awesome code away. Just the closeness was so incredible I couldn't believe that so that I'm with. Many think something. Oh, I was watching three men and a baby. Because Val and I were just like, let's watch some light stuff about having a baby. When baby was younger and there's a scene where spoiler mobsters come, there's confusion they will look for drugs but relax take the baby and we couldn't handle it. We turned it off. They're giving the baby to the mobsters. They don't know and the whole time Ted Danson or it's a it's the other one mustache burt burt reynolds he sort of like this doesn't feel right and that's like a specific I think postpartum nightmare is that you would. Do something that would harm or endanger your baby even though you don't know why you're doing it. It's like this is like ancient thousands and thousands of years I bet people have been having that specific nightmare and there it was in three minutes baby where you're like, why am I giving my baby too so I couldn't even handle a light Disney plus stoned throwback just like let's laugh at something stupid I was like forget about baby's Day out. You go be it the construction say that baby off the IBM this is not a comedy. This is my saw. Immediate I don't need it. I can't believe it. How old is your son now? By son is seventeen years old. Oh my God dude. So he's almost at a high school is that what we're saying he's going to be senior. Wow. Wow. Awesome. It's weird and it's fun different. He's like my height empties out the dishwasher he like. Trash cans. He's like full grown man. It's really fun and he watches breaking bad you twenty four. But sort of a gateway drug to breaking bad. That's like gets you into the mood for the attention I remember twenty four when it was on. TV like on like a regular bunny ears stevie and there are some scene where Jack Bauer was like I have to shoot the senator or they're going to blow up Los Angeles and do you remember the Simon TV where was like he's not going to shoot them Out like stuff like that just didn't happen I remembered as being. So sure of myself I was very hang from breaking bad. I. Thought I knew everything I was like, he that doesn't happen onto the. White. So. Yeah. Twenty four has got some thrills and chills is what I'm saying. Let's talk about Ron funches though so much and I'm so happy to see you even if it's virtually, you did the podcast years and years ago and a lot has happened when I say that what what comes to mind not just your son growing up. But like I mean the fitness, the career Tut fill the people as if they haven't haven't been keeping up with Ron what what's been going on. People haven't I'm sure. I. Well, yeah. What comes to mind mostly just a change of full change in my life in my focus in I think what immediately comes to mind is health and the weight loss and being able to keep keep it down and. To get stronger really in love with with my health journeying right now it's incredible dude I. Mean I've had a lot of friends not a lot but people in my life that lose you lost like one, hundred, forty, fifty pounds. Sure. But then like once the thrill of the novelty is off, I've done it myself. I've lost a lot of weight and you're like you go into like some clothing store. Wow. When you're when you can fit into clothes, it's fun to shop for clothes and then like three months later, I can't button those pants 'cause I just don't care I got the the likes I got. The faves and then like it's just now does eating salary to maintain. It's not talk a little bit about that maintain and I love that focus on because I i. Bet you have a good answer for this the mental strategy, not just the physical strategy but what are the things that you would tell yourself and remind yourself to keep yourself fit well Yeah it's been a big. Journey and a lot of it in the beginning was just straight physical shedding my mind off of like I needed to save my life I'm not doing well I. You know it looks like I'm GonNa cut my life's short and so there was a big focus of getting that done and and like you said, once that was over, it was kind of a bit of lay. Well I'm doing better now I can. I have a cookie everybody else even good is I won't do especially on TV dude right you TV everyone just eating fucking cookies. If you're trying to not eat a cookie, you can't help but notice every goddamn character on every fucking show seems to be eating a cookie just like animals like watching other animals, eating cookies and they figure that out. We need cookies like I could. I can't handle that what I'm trying to be good. Yeah. It's so difficult and what was really helpful though is that didn't start it to have to look at like my mind said and and how I 'cause even when I was originally losing weight I would focus but then I was so excited for that cheap male I was so excited for that time where I didn't have to be good the remember your instagram cheap meals. I used to love those posts. then. I was always like I and I to have a real Congo about this because I think I'm like you in your special you talk about basically you're talking about food addiction, which is not something I have for sure. I'm not just trying to. Relate you I'm the guy that can eat sneaky pizza because I can't stop like it doesn't my brain does not make sense once you light it up and you make it feel good I get a very strong signal that says, keep doing this. For Real and it makes no sense to not keep doing this. So I mean that sounds like what you were dealing with. Yeah. It's you know it's a known thing. There's people who who are capable of moderation and there's people who have to abstain from things and I I knew from a young age that addiction runs in my family. My father had drug issues in other members of my family as well and and it was the reason why like still still to this day, I've never tried any hard drug i. What I like because I know I'll like a lot like. When we'd and would food and. So yeah. I actually even went to a couple of overeaters anonymous classes and to kind of start looking at at. My mindset but was I didn't really I like the community of it but I didn't like the that it was. So closely tied to like alcoholics anonymous in the same style that this is such a different Me a different disease, a different issue over you know being. Or isn't that what they say it's like nobody has to drink alcohol three times a day it. That's what makes it sort of a different thing. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah, and then I just kind of had to start goal is actually just been my actual therapist and going through like Oh what are the times where I feel the need to to break my diet and it's usually when I'm feeling and Zaidi. When I'm feeling like I'm not GonNa make it when I'm feeling like project isn't going to take us fuck it. I might as well eat a whole box of cereal argest when I'm unsure and I had to start looking in my past history remembering like these things were like, oh Little Debbie oatmeal cream pies were always there for me when I was a little kid and bad things will happen and just learn to program myself and also spy has been very helpful as sorely remember conversation we had when you saw me when we lost way in and I knew that I knew it came from the place where you coming from a junkie guy everybody else was so excited and so happy in the first thing you told me was better keep it all and I was like Pete the think I'm GonNa, keep it off. Show him. So. That was helpful to thank you. Oh, man of course I was just projected. Right, nobody you're very intelligent and emotionally intelligent first of all the unpack that eating and do i WanNa talk about this as much as you want to talk about it just because I think it's really and it doesn't matter if you're if you're quote overweight or not. People are dealing with this especially during the pandemic I think when the pandemic. The number of times I ordered a pizza, which is my sort of cheat drug food. It's not about going like smell the sauce it's just like get it in you and feel the Downer, the the squashing I I'm to full I'm digesting too hard to even think about my problems that's the drug of it. That's the like it would and I did that when I. was a kid this the quarantine has made me again look at food and when I was a kid I would eat so much food because when I was really full, I was sedated and then it also. You sort of alluded to this with the Little Debbie's. It's like it was love like I can't believe more people maybe they are dealing with and they just don't talk about it or maybe it doesn't matter I deal with it I see. have another piece of cake as like. Judd has this great bed worries like voice is like a a big guy that just wants to have everything he wants us. Had Ula gravy. and. I definitely have that voice. It's like no one tells me what to do life is short and hard. I'm lucky I should eat but like shifting from like. Tell me if you did this, did you shift it from like I can have it but I don't want it. Did you have to retrain what you wanted and what you perceive living life to be I mean it's been an overall All My. Vices. We'd with food is more about like learning to use it as an actual tree of learning of win makes me actually feel like. Sure I could get up in the morning especially during this time where I didn't like have one thing to do day her you know I could do that one thing has been the rest of the time stoned off my as because that's used to be the thing that would help me keep my balance was work and I would be like okay well, my days full of work so I can't get high and Now I've been like, well I could if I want to but I won't feel as good as if I just wait and go through my day and do it at the end of the night when I don't have anything to do and it just feels better and and the same thing has been with the food like I could order of fat, Burger order fat sales, or allow the fat things and they did. Name right away was going to happen. They're saying it to our phase yes. Oh my God. There was something on shark tank were like the big fat. Sandwich and I was like, wow, they don't bats capitalism. They don't care. They're like just tell those beasts in the lower classes. This is what you want you idiots and I was like wh- and it works out where you go out and buy it. I'm saying I'm not in the elite I'm in the group that cycle. Eat The ben and Jerry's but there is sort of an enlightened where you go like. Your brain. Doesn't necessarily know what's best for you. So like just giving it what it wants, this is what I've had to realize that I wonder if it's the same for you, I had a i. read a book about weight loss. There was sort of like there's a part a lower part of your brain that literally thinks you will die if you don't eat that whole box of crispy fix and you just need to separate. The higher function of your brain from the lower function in a higher function needs to say Ron or P I love you you are safe. You are okay and treats are okay. But like you're getting some bad information from a part of your brain designed to keep you safe when we were at war when we were in the desert when we were hunting whatever it was and and that to me is high level spirituality realizing that there's your brain in there and there's you and it's like the Zan the weight loss's is going like I hear you brame. But I'm in charge the spirit is in charge. Well, it's it's the Theory or whatever you WANNA call it a bit the existence or you know to essence you know you WanNa get past existence and get to the essence of essence, and there's always gonna be the lower reptilian part of you. That says, eat what you want. Do what you want hurt who you want fuck what you want in doesn't matter. You know that's always going to be a struggle and I think sometimes we deny that within ourselves which then builds up in bubbles up and then fuck us over. One of the best conversations I've ever had was with talking with with Conan O'Brien and he was. we were talking about I was just taken aback traveling with him doing shows, and I, had my little almond butter packs in my little pre plan meals and they had all the fancy food and then I see him pull out his little almond butter pack and his little thing and I was like all. Have the same struggles Ziya do we were talking about cereals and this and that, and he just go is like what you have to just know that that struggle is always going to be within you and in that it's freeing that you you can't defeat this that it lives in you. You can make the right choice at the time and continue to build a pattern of making right choices but I think sometimes, it has always been looking just like in my career there's like, oh, by reach this then reached the goal when there it is just all about you know continuing to get better continued until to live your life. I love that and it doesn't I don't know why it doesn't surprise me I think it's just like Comedians have that addictive thing I think there's something going on in our group. Obviously it's not true of all of us or maybe our lifestyles afford us the ability to like say smoke weed. Way More, than somebody that needs to do heart surgery I don't know but like I feel like there's a lot of that the similar things going on. So even though Conan is obviously sort of like a famously skinny guy, that's my point. Our relationship with pleasure is always going to be something we if we're if we're mindful, we need to keep an eye on you've alluded to couple times. I'm really curious about that because that's sort of part of your. I don't WanNA say your persona but as part of what we enjoy about you when what you're sort of lake and I really mean this as a high compliment I hope it sounds like just exactly that you are watching you just do stand up for forty five minutes as I did before this interview or this conversation is the same feeling. I, get when you just start bingeing show you know when it's good. You might watch five episodes of the office or something. What is really that first one that makes you feel like you're SORTA snowed in and you're under the blankets with with a loved one or whatever, and you're like I'm saying so you have this like you know sort of Buddha like it's safe. Now we're going to have some fun. It's going to be a little cheeky like don't if I'm going to be boring meaning, I'm going to surprise you and stuff but you feel like a nice night in with weeds. So it's not just like that you talked about and. You kind of feel like Oh, this is my guy who comes over and we smoke weed and we watch wrestling. So like how does that? Tell me about your relationship with weed and how it's evolved or changed because it sounds like maybe it has. Yeah. Definitely has I it definitely when I was starting in high school, it was a way for me to connect with people like I was a big nerd and I was like I'm not GonNa do that and and I was like all my friends are and I know have anyone the hang out. Wish. So I got involved in an island genuinely liked it enjoyed it but then it. became more and more of this thing like, Oh, this is what I do with friends than we do this all the time in comedy was more of that. You know I think but I've always had this side of me as well to be like, let me prove myself that I can do it. No, no matter what even when I first started comedy I would not get high before my shows because I was like I need to know I can do it sober before I can do it high. and. Things like after my divorce and move into Atlanta everything I I was much more heavily into medicating myself in dulling myself and not feeling that pain of like, Oh, I moving away from my son at the time and moving away from everything I've ever known at the time and I would just numb that and I smoke in auto. I'm not trying to be funny. You might have even been in some physical pain because of your size I mean. No absolutely I mean I'm you know why I'm saying that is because that's often why I'll smoke weed is I'm like I have a headache or my hips hurt or whatever it might be, but it's like, yeah, you know this isn't really a solution. This is just sort of like putting some paint on the old guard. Just a way to get through it and I say that was sympathy. It's anybody. I'm fully about it and I mean and I was heavy smoker at the with an just smoking weed as mother-in-law wax. You know doing Luna concentrates a lot and and just being high all day and still they kind of being okay with doing shows and doing sitcoms. was like, well, this is working out. Okay. but I it was a lot through again with Arup which just being like well, you WanNa go further than this and it also reminded me of my high school like Oh when I'm not pushing myself when I'm not truly challenging myself I'm bored and I'm just like well might as well just get high because then being high this challenge. I am bored it like it's interesting to kind of uncover the what my my one of my therapist would call the core negative thought behind the behavior. So I heard you say I am alone which is meaning we'd helps me get friends. So she said that the core negative thought of this is Cynthia Morgan. By the way you had some great tracks on I tunes hypnotherapist she said that the core negative thought of most. Smokers is I am alone. So the social element of smoking weed but uncovering that and identifying that such power and and turning the table on it like you said, you did like instead of just doing it because I feel like I'm out of control of my life and isolated and afraid you can say, maybe I'll do this but I'll do it as a treat and then and then I'm sorry what was the other thing you were saying? I felt the core negative. Oh, I'm bored I'M MOORED AND DUDE I'm the same way once you Kinda of get your levels right and your life is working. Then there's always that part of me that goes like will you might as well. CanNot like there's even a loneliness to this like no one will notice that I'm not one hundred percent. So what I'm hearing you say is, let's instead of dulling down let's kick the levels of our life. It does require our full participation is that what I'm hearing you say, yeah. Yeah. Absolutely just more pushing myself towards towards the things that I wanted to do again is a lot with a lot of it ends up coming down faith the way the food smoking comes out. Until faith in myself and belief in myself and when I truly believe in myself I'm like. Well, I need to go get ready. I gotta work out. There's a there's another show for me around the corner. So I, better be ready and so I work out and I write and I do all my stuff and you know I even keep my weed in the lock box that doesn't open until a time of night a kitchen safe. Yeah. Yes. My Weed is in the kitchen save. On How We are the same. I. Knew when I heard you talking about sneaky? Pizza. That's my. That's my except mine's enormous because remember you do those comedy shows you get all those free speed. We'd thanks. So minor all this big one but I recently, I was just like I don't know man it's it's I, don't know if it's working for me. This is about you I wanNA keep it about you but I know what I'm locking something in a safe I'm like keep an eye on the APP. Listening. Kitchen safe I highly recommended I use it as a cookie jar to like. We also have it as a cookie jar. Do another bigger one for the cookies? Yeah. You take two cookies out and you lock it for one day Yup and for anybody wondering like you just take the battery out or break it it's a bitch to break and no, you can't take the battery out. So they actually works. It really really works Tony Way I'm not I'm not surprised. So Funny Dude I've never met another busy with. Me and it's you and everyone I tell about Nolan cares and I'm like, Oh, I thought this was somewhere all dealing with it's just It takes a special type I. Guess Yeah I mean I got my fiancee has been the biggest booth in my health of like I. Mean She's takes a lot of the workout of it for me because you'll. She'll measure my portions out. She'll do everything mostly she's like tell me what you need what are you focusing on if you're getting ready for something, I'll make sure that your region your. Thing and I'll cut you off. You just gotTa. Make sure that when I go to bed, you don't go behind me a handful the frosted cheerios in. I. I was GONNA. Ask for your been serial mine is Cintos crunch which I think is pretty great our. Oh I would kill the have that in his house and the only reason we have serious house. My Son Loves Apple Cinnamon CHEERIOS OH by guy. Oh my God I think I could resist an apple is that Apple Cinnamon Cheerios Poor actual real cinnamon into it for extra little. Because that was my day again, I was just in new head is I. You know take kicks and putting the Tele into it. Just mixing things have how is that was always somebody I forget who it was, but it was a friend of yours. So they were saying it would love that you would have coffee and you'd put a fun side snicker into like that's. ME. Heure sort of an evil genius. Service. I mean, you're putting in milk and cream and sugar. If the ingredients niggers bar got a couple peanuts spit out of the just crunch him up as you go. Let me ask you this man because like. Is, it is it risky when people sort of see you as a mascot for a fun time you know what I'm saying I'll Oh man, I'm actually glad you as. Something, I was going to think about it. It's a conversation that had a lot wh my opener, and my best friend Gabe because I think after my special and then I was Kinda thinking you know what? I go forward I try to lean into a of like this story talent thing that I'm doing more more and then I will go out and do these. Shows and I'm like kind of talking about like just removed from the world that I used to be an I like listening to kids talking about these new drugs that I've never tried and all this new sex that I've never had, and then I'm just like Oh my biggest deal that I'm not sure if Matt Leblanc thinks I'm funny while I'm guest starring on this show. I don't know Mala blog, but I guarantee you, he's just going I. Hope this person isn't Funnier I. Put. down. To Matt Leblanc everyone thinks you're funny that is a guarantee I promise you. But I saw the my friend I was like Oh maybe I'm Kinda like agent out of this type of humor that I was doing and and he put it to me the bathroom. You don't sell being a pothead. You don't sell drugs humor. That's not who you are people who think that who you are kind of you know re being reductive which you sell what you're what you're theme is always been freedom and it's about being yourself and being who you are being, what you want be in. So that will always evolve and that will always changing. So if that means that I'm not like as stoned. In the not talking about getting stoned as much. That's fine because that's what my life is and that's what I'm doing and I waited lot to the music I listen to like I. Love as it's like my favorite group of all time listen to their first album a lot about smoking weans Lebel Hoses Lebel Pampa and you get further and further until their albums there it goes less. We'd references less host love and then He. The biggest group in the world and that's where I'm trying to. But you're right. Hey, I has no neither of those things I if I'm remembering Greg, it would be good. It's got sugar for your Nabil's if they had. If they had a whiteboard in their in their writing room said fewer hosts. Sort of brainstorming. I, know we got hose. Could we do fewer? I'm not saying, no, I'm sitting fewer. I love that and that I think you're you're you're opener gave you said absolutely right that your brand I, hate to say brand but let's just say brand for a word for your flavor your essence you're what you're selling is joy and freedom and self love. So dude when when we were having this conversation part, me was kind of like because I'm always try I'm like you I don't always succeed but I'm trying to get better in like your podcast getting better I'm. Trying to get better and I was like I wonder if Ron is and it makes me happy for what it's worth. It makes me happy to be like we're growing up and we had that time and there was a time I, don't drink anymore. There was a time when it was like it was fine end seemed appropriate to really get Shit House me and Chris. They are after a show you wouldn't drink. You would just hang out just in case Chris I don't know. And now it's it's less so and that sort of informs where you're at your at Your IMDB, you've done a million things. You're you bought a house, you're engage. You're pitching shows like it's so beautiful to see you filling out the suit and filling out your power instead of giving into the temptation to be like. I can see you on the set of a show and the danger of people being like well, this is ron he's always stoned, but he's so funny and that sort of smokey knocked to the left Ron isn't the run that's GonNa go like, Hey, there's a producer this as writer that I really get along with I have this vision for this next thing this next thing I want that, hey, y'all some really happy to hear that for what it's worth. You don't need my affirmation, but you have it. No I know I definitely does add just from you know. When you're on those shows I think if you if you're smart at all, you Kinda like start seeing the trap I think 'cause I've worked a lot of trap jobs worked a lot of corporate jobs that magazine like Oh it's all awesome and we're a family and you're brilliant. You're a genius and it's just like well, this is going to be over in a year or two or. Three who knows how many but it's going to be over and I need to be ready for the next thing in an to move forward and I don't, and as soon as I started seeing my friends started telling me about like, oh, we're seeing breakdowns would ron funches type on them. Dan just like. Well, how do they know what that is because I'm not done yet I'm not fully. I took it. As a good thing. You are such a type what you mean run funches. You need to put a year next to that. Yeah. See now, as he sitcoms as McDonald's commercial and I was like. They were old ron that rain. how for all the industry people maybe we'll hear this at some point you need to write old run funchess or just say Ron funches two thousand twelve or whatever. It might be because you never know which one we're going to get I love that and tell me about that how you stepping into your power more and more every year how that informed I mean you're. Engaged van I'm so happy for you. It's. It's like you're one of those guys I think you know that we all just we your happiness makes other people happy. Oh so tell me about that. Tell me about do you see a correlation between sort of getting your shit even more together because I've I've met your fiancee a number of times and I'm always whatever you. Impressed I just want to say I'm like this is an impressive person so it's not just like. Ron found somebody you found a great person to talk to the people tell tell the people people who are lonely people on some of that funches life. Yeah, they definitely were definitely was a correlation and when I met her. There was a moment where I was like oh Shit together even more show me everything. Where did you? WELL WE MAY DO BUMBLE Yeah, we had a couple of dates and I didn't know her who she was and and as you seen her, she's a very attractive woman and I was kind under his still looking at myself as the big bad guy even though she said that she was attracted to that guys that she knew who that guy wasn't he like that guy but I didn't see that at the time and so I was like, what does this lady one will? May We went on a couple of days and she was asking me if I had like entourage. COMEDIANS that hung out with I. Guess a couple of people you know she's very attractive people coming in her being like their ball and big time you know and so I was like, oh, we're just different types. So we went on a couple of days and and I just was like this isn't going to work, and so I went on. So she she assume sorry to interrupt she of you like other people that had hit on her meaning you're in show business you probably have like a crew you probably have like any like gay day. I said. So you're you're it's in the water you're like you're totally impressed with this person and I by the way didn't just mean she's attractive. She is beautiful. But as you get that sense that this is a together person like a special person. So you're getting all of that and you're like, Oh, I need to be truly exceptional even though she was loving you already for just the funches you are. Yeah I mean I think again both Of US were Kinda like wary of each other she had she. You know she dated a couple of people in entertainment and they found him to be quite weird and so John was worried about that and I was worried that she was like wanted me to take her to parties or something like that, and so that it didn't work out and we stayed in touch and stayed friends and I dated a couple other ladies in this. Fizzled out, we will get into like one argument and I'd be like you know what never mind I don't want to be with you anymore, and so we hung out again and I remember the day that it changed is that she just came over to my house. We Watch. TV. We played a little bit of Super Nintendo and she we play or excuse me regular any as played Mario, three and She knew her all the whistles were and I was like, okay. Well, this is something I like did. And then we started watching she's like let's show each other our favorite sitcoms and so I showed her in episode by Love Lucy. G. So episode Golden Girls and then she told me an episode of Golden Girls where they watch. I Love Lucy and I was like, okay I think I like you I like what you're about and I. Go more into therapy and I was like I don't WanNa. End Up with some there's going to be obstacles is going GonNa be some hurdle that comes up and I don't want to use that as be like, okay. I don't want to be with this person is wrong. This is the wrong person because I was doing that since my ex wife. It was such a bad in and it was such like, Oh, I thought I knew who this person was and it turns out that we both were different in and I was on guard I was highly on guard and I never thought I'd get married again. But when I met her in how sweet she was and how and it was just like okay, I met. You know rarely have met women is beautiful it beautiful as you rarely met women as kind of you. Rarely I've met women as smart as you. I've never met it all together in one. In. So I better figure this out in in. Yeah a myself. and. She's been very helpful. We've there's been arguments where I have gotten like that and I, was this just won't work does this misunderstandings and we're setting each other off from our own past traumas and she will be like, no this isn't about us. This is something else we need to talk this Reu you need to go see your therapist. I'll go see my therapist and we need to keep working on this. And and we've been two years together now and. I realized. Once when I was away doing some show and I haven't been home for a week and my son for a week and I wasn't worried. and. I never had that film before I never had that feeling with his own mom the could leave him with someone and I was not worried and I could just focus fully on my job. When I realized that not only this you did I trust her with me that I trust her with my son I was like I got a guy a Guy Marriott. Yeah. Talk about a good sign funches. That's wonderful I'd love as comfortable as you are I get messages. I don't WanNa say every day but I get a Lotta message I don't check them as often but. People reach out and say because you talked about therapy I went into therapy. So it's not just like I want to school I'd love to talk as comfortable as you are about some of the breakthroughs you hadn't therapy. Not, because it's juicy because it's helpful people like people will be helped by that. What. So you have some trust issues. I can relate to that my first wife. You know she had an affair so I had to work through that sort of like. I still have it without she catches me having having these moments where I'm like, do you like me like I just say that sometimes I'm like I'll say it like a cutesy way but I'm masking a real feeling where I go like you you probably what is that? That's the inner child that saying, Hey, guess what I've been in the thing before where I thought I could put my feet up and just be like everything's by him and then your world falls apart. So like even after all my therapy in a work, I still have A. Little wounded kidding me sometimes it gets the Mike and he gets to talk and he says some pretty sweet and vulnerable things. So please please if you want to share some of that I'd love it. Yeah. I mean you you kind of touched on a lot of it was a lot of just just trust issues of just coming out of my past marriage in learning about myself they're just issues with. might from my childhood from growing up in an abusive household and and some some anger issues that I was holding with my mom and with my. Just my parents in general about putting us in these situations and a lot of what My. Therapist talks about his giving myself more credit for being insightful and for being knowledgeable and that a lot of these things. I. Say about myself contradict in just that. Oh, I am worried that she might be tricking me that she might be not who I think she is but I can tell you this story about how when I met my mom's abusive boyfriend. The very first day I met him. I was like, no, this is not a good person. This is not a good guy don't be around him. That's so where's the evidence where? The Ron funches that you're afraid you are that is a that can have the wool pulled over. His is where is he like I'm lately I'm so with you. I just want you to l. like uninvestigated stories stories that we're telling ourselves that we just haven't ever stopped people talk about mindfulness right but they don't know that it's as practical as going. Dude I'll give you a very stupid example but sometimes, I noticed that if I order post mates, I get nervous when they start coming close to the House I'm giving light example on purpose and you just have to look inside and go what is it and you go like well, sometimes, I, embarrassed myself in front of strangers and you're like. Where's the evidence? Have you ever been embarrassed or threatened or any reason to be scared? You really gotta be pretty quiet inside to notice that you're like nervous. Your posts made is getting closer thousands although it is a little bit like a horror movie. It's like three minutes out to and it's out. You, get the tax their close. Freak you out and I'm like, you bring a little bit of awareness to that story and you go. Why you realize it was written by a part of you that like isn't even real I and by the way you can do this with any thought any story. It's so powerful irate relate with that completely because I that happens to me any time I throw any type of get together whether the Thanksgiving dinner a Vision Board party whatever I'm doing. Put it together in five minutes before. Okay. If the parties at seven and at seven o'clock and no one is shown. There's a part of me that goes. Oh, coming No one wanted to come a they all think they just told me they wanted to come but I'm a burden to them and they don't want meaning. There's just the thing that carries me from where I was a little little child thinking that I was over stressing my single mom out that the the thing I better not be as a burden and and. These old codes, your your new computer, and you're still running some old floppy disk. That's like Ron isn't a good boy rock dude. You touched on it. My childhood feelings aren't safe, and by the way my parents did a fine job I. Don't WanNa shed on them on A. Painting with a broad brush here, I'm just saying I remember feeling like there's so many feelings here. Mine will only complicate this more. So you see that in the way that I'm a friend in the way that I'm in the world sometimes just like even though I have this podcast, it's a wonderful outlet for me so much in my life I'm just like was that really polite. To like have big feelings and having a daughter has helped with that watching her cry and rage or whatever she's doing I'm like. This is natural. It's natural. It's so natural. We do it from the day were born, and then later we sort of learn like. Oh I. Don't think it's safe and then we write a code and then I'm forty one and I'm three thousand miles away from any of these people where I wrote that code what are you doing? What are you doing? Fill out the suit put on a Blue Ron funches sport goat. And Kill it, you know what I mean like it's not happening anymore. There's this book called loving. What is I'm going to be talking about it a lot because it's changing my life by Byron Katie I recommend it to anyone dealing anxiety depression stress anything and it's not spiritual. It's just talking about this. It's about bringing. A inquiry bringing questions, two stories you're telling, yourself couldn't recommend it more and that's and that's sort of what we're talking about is so continue on your your therapy thing. Well I mean that's a lot of what we talk about is just and I. It's just thoroughly believe that. Are you know? Anyone. But especially, a lot of entertainers a lot better. Your minds are so powerful and though the stories we start to tell our minds become our reality. You know are your thoughts shape your reality? It's why I'm a big proponent of my affirmations M in my podcast is because I'm. A do it in life I do with my son. That's where my affirmations came from was that I will wake him up by telling him. Hey, you're kind you're strong. You're intelligent. You can do anything I told him that recently and he goes yeah. After Kobe not eighteen now. You're clever. Harriet. Quick on your feet. Turn good. Planning topical things into jokes we have. Thank you. I couldn't agree more. I know you're into vision boards and and I that's why I was like with your fitness. What are the? What are the things you tell when you're trying to stay positive? What are the things you tell and when she's trying to blossom? What are the? What are the things you say to yourself I just? Go ahead why I mean it's more helpful. Now it's harder when you're getting started right when you're getting started, you just have to kind of have blind belief and match it with work ethic and like I think I can do this. I think I can do this and I'm going to try my hardest to do it and it helps me now now more is being able to go. I've done it I did at so odds are I can do more. So if I push myself more, I've already why would i? Cut Myself. Sure. Why would I cut the gifts that been given to me bestowed to me why would I undercut those by not believing in myself now not telling myself that I could be a leader managed something by accepting dumb as roles that I don't WanNa. Do you know? Believe in myself, follow my path and just trust have faith and I think that's one of the biggest things still now today it's so hard people think phase people need to talk about favor during the good times. But when there's a fucking lockdown when there's black lives, matter issues everywhere whether it's police tally everywhere fade you still need a lot of fucking faith that there are people out there that will for the most part we all want to just. Feel safe and secure in achieve our goals and achieve our dreams that were not enemies of each other. You has to be a faith in that in order for a to get up in the morning. Right? Look look for the helpers you know there Mr Rogers quo. Yeah. But there's a real science to that do talking about why one of the reasons I I I'm just like it's not natural to get by the minute updates every bad thing that's happening in the world. There's a it's called. I think it's called the Velcro Teflon theory and like if you read something nasty which we all did and when it came to especially at the beginning with George Floyd stuff, I was reading everything if you read something disheartening and scary and bad, it sticks to you like Velcro if you read something good, it's slips off you like Teflon if it's a little bit too heavy to maybe use the current events but like. If to to bring it to more superficial level if one person in your twitter feed says, rhyme you suck VAT will stick like that. And if three people five, seven, eight people say you're the greatest thing in the world? Slide off in less and my homeboy Ritchie Roy taught me this you need to stop, and this is right up there with your formations I think it's a minimum of thirty seconds. If I say Ron, you are the kind of person when you're happy it makes other people happy you need to literally if I'm not telling you to do this, you close your eyes and you let that in but if I say Ron and. I forgive me for saying this embarrassed I said that better keep it off did you need help remembering that I said that you know what I mean like that was like a misstep that was like a mean thing. You just sort of came out that effortlessly sticks to the human brain and when it comes to the world I, think that's what Mr Rogers is saying is like look to the helpers when I had I forget who was Oh, it was round of he mcgee she was telling a black lives matter matter story and I think everybody that heard it was very scared that it was going to be one of those stories where like the protesters are kneeling and the cops are right there and and it ended up being one of the other kind where it's like and they marched with them or they join them or they lay down their arms instead and they listened to whatever it was. Those are the ones that require the meditation and that effort to sort of it does that sound feel realty? Yeah. I mean it also that actually touches the on thing that I've been dealing with and therapies that. All of us start feeling overwhelmed and you're like, what do I do and how can I help and when my therapist told me that you sometimes it's best to if you're getting overwhelmed shut yourself off from that information and just act locally be nice to the people around you. We hope for the people in your community. That's the best thing you can do because i. Think we get so Tho- like a what can I do I go take down Donald trump myself like you're there's there's something to that and you just have to be like, no but I can be the counter to that I can be kind. I can be swe I can make a strangers day and be kind to them, which is basically right now is needed more than. Ever especially, if they're customer service is just being kind and being helpful in in thinking locally in thinking small can not only help save your brain but it can you know really make you a positive influence or this is something I've been unpacking constantly not just during the quarantine but especially during the quarantine I, think we have a belief. I mean human beings that if we. Worry about things and we worry about the more and more and more and more almost to a debilitating place that is somehow helpful I'm not saying that we don't need to get the data get the facts there's fucked up things happening I'm staying a clear mind that isn't plagued and burdened and demonized and tormented by constant never ending self-generated sometimes I'm unsubstantiated anxiety isn't necessarily the best. And best equipped to change or even to act locally. We think we're helps that's I'm sorry I just wanted to make sure you understood. We think wearing helps and it doesn't offer certain point a dozen being informed and knowing helps we think we carry around almost a superstition where it's like if I walk around really nervous and really angry and all the things that is somehow that alone is doing something i. don't know if that's true we need to look everybody should look. Why. Think. Ties into a lot of it is fear mongering you know and a lot of it is there to keep you in place and I think to the you know the two things that were most addictive to our happiness in fair and that it's a lot easier. To portray what makes everyone's scared as opposed because what makes everyone happy can be very individualistic. What makes me happy might not make you happy. Well, we're all kind of afraid of dying Rawal afraid of murder off Ray to being pulled apart from our family. So as they easier thing that portray like all day news I, mean it's been talked about for years he's all day news cycle to. Keep you inferior to keep you afraid to lose your faith because then when you are anxiety and you are stressed out, what do we do p we order the fucking pizza. Yeah that's right. It keeps you buying ship exactly because you're getting your fear out there. So the solution is probably also out there. It's like the least empowering thing in the world I get I outsource my feelings I. Say Don't look at your phone don't don't look your feeds until later in the day because it sets this pattern of Oh, you tell me how I feel you wake up in the morning instead of checking in with yourself your piece of the Infinity Mystery I know you've done much your piece of the infinit mystery of infinity and the universe itself you are a. Piece at a part of that and instead of tapping into it, we go online and say you tell me how I feel or if it's not twitter instagram or whatever facebook, you just go on your email and you go, who can I reply to motherfucker? How about what can you put out there what is written on your heart? Not just replying other people's twitter's like. If like opening the window on the busiest noisiest violent. Est. Ugliest Weirdest street I hate street noise and it's like I live on this nice quiet street and I open this window just to hear other people shouting, why am I doing this at eight am on the toilet how about and I don't anymore. But how about like look at your daughter and let her touch your face and feel your first breath consciously I'm sorry to preach I just like Nice. Sound like my fiance. Well, I'm honored just I have a passion for my people and I mean humanity because our humanity the thing that's making us human is being taken away. It's our agency. It's our reality is being like I said, it's being out source. You tell me what to feel because as soon as they have us, then we turn to them for how to change that. We want. Now I WANNA feel happy by by a TV show by a movie by pizza by a car what can you buy what whatever level of money you have there's something for you to buy that NAS them a lot less than it costs you to. Ask. This is capitalism. No one hundred percent agree with you it to me it's It's the evolution of like this high school mentality that we were all taught like earl even like for Comedians we go to a college gig and one of the worst things about a college Gaga's that you tell a joke and you see you watch the audience because there still not formed and they still don't believe in themselves yet, and they still don't know who they are and so instead of just laughing because they think it's funny. They look to left they look to the right and they see from laughing then I'll laugh. I seen in time and time again at college gigs and twitter's in evolution of that of just like, oh, how do I feel I'll check and then I'll know how I feel. I'm used often that same analogy you were talking about. P. I said like twitter often like if you opened your window, sill the put a pie out there. Let it. Cool. I like if someone came by and going well, that's a shitty pie you to close that window sill. And if someone win buying win damn that's a good smell and you'd be like. ME. Texts from people you don't know what are you doing? That's a great bad. That's ready to go. That's really really. Yeah no I love that so much. You made me think it's bad on a whim so far I usually do these guests in the morning but I it doesn't matter who cares. Shot Up. I Love I. Love to see that you're figuring that stuff out the that balance for you to figure out what makes you happy? What makes you self sufficient and how to stay plugged into your life even when you're? Quarantine even while you're in lockdown. Tell me a little bit about the youtube thing I know you're doing something. I. It to the what is wrongdoing I? saw it I was like is this is Ron. That was my. I I was like his Ron at risk. Tell me what's happening well, basically I missed end up very much like we all do and I've been doing if you zoom shows and things like that and they're fine but I don't really S- rash that each and so what I'm doing on September fifth is kind of like a combination of the two. There's GonNa be like a tent little ten person socially distance live audience that Christopher Titus. Combustion Studios and I'M GONNA perform I'm GonNa have my normal openers be there Blair. Sake who is a wonderful comedian will be there and I'm GonNa we're going to do our show and I'm going to do all the material that I've been working on since gigglefish well as things I just been thinking about since we've been stuck in quarantine and all the things George Floyd. Has Happened. So it's kind of just like this livestream comedy special that's only going to be available for forty eight hours. Tickets are only ten dollars very cheap You can go get them now and it'll be available worldwide, which will be the first time. Any of my stuff is available worldwide. Wow I'm excited about it. They GONNA be like a real like rob version of what I like as close to being in the clubs as possible of like, I'm just GonNa do my bit and see where it goes is GonNa be a lot of fun. Wow. So there's only gonNA be ten people in the live audience Wow why that number I'm Kinda just thinking this out now that we can have before they would want to shut us down. Really. Yeah. So it's indoors. Yes. Okay. All right. Well, good for you. That's exciting I'm excited about it haven't done real stand-up in while so but my our was coming together had a nice. Chunk coming together which some of it won't work anymore. Obviously, I can't like I love traveling. You'd mine is all like my daughter six months old like. My whole hour. I mean some of it will still work but like. I was about film I was about to film before this happened. I didn't have it sold or anything like that. But I, was like Shit. I don't know maybe it's better I think it's always better. I think they think disruptions and change. It's going to be more interesting like whatever excited yeah, this is more interesting. Will you tell it's like when she fell did his thing it was like however this goes this is in the history books. It's like this is another sort of like happening. It's like vats what we were doing. You know what I mean to get through this time. Yeah. That's what it looks like and to me is really fun 'cause it's kind of like a All the things I've been working on you know like I. I've been trying to build up my own things and produce my own things right. My own things, and this'll be like I'm like Simone doing like a this isn't sold or anything. I'm paying for this out of my pocket and hope the open that we sell enough tickets that it's viable for me but it's more in in the line of what I WANNA do instead of waiting for someone to be like, Oh, we want an hour from you or does it it's like well, I WANNA go directly to my Fans and give them what I've been working on and then I'll go back to work and yeah, that's fun to me I'm excited about it. It's like radio AD Model I love it and even the ten dollars you know what I mean like. So much of the inflation of things is because of the overseers and the overseas can be really helpful. Obviously, we've both benefited greatly from overseers but if you're getting to a place where like you can go to the fans I, it's it's great that we have people like. Radio? That made model so good for you man you are really this is like a life coach exertion for me. It's just nice to know that there are people that are making their things happen. Now here, man I'm out I'm out here on star mound twitch channel doing lots of as I'm playing and not just video games I'm playing video games but also just just yesterday we did a live stream of gigglefish on Youtube as well as the set of mine from two thousand nine when I was three years in. The comedy and I just broke them down and I was like like this is what I like about it. This is what I don't like even tow people because there is this bit in gigglefish talk about my neighbors and having regular jobs and how much I think I'm better than that and I was like, Oh, I don't like this bit anymore because it belittles how much hard work I put in by saying like, Oh, I just moved. We'd in just mumble into a microphone I don't do that right? That's interesting. Actually, I took issue with that not not in a like I didn't put my nose up but I was like come on Ron. You know exactly I you and I know the personal sacrifice, the real pain and the real fear and like you know what I'm saying you made it was very funny. So I wasn't even going to bring it up. Will you made it sound like you had won the lottery or something and I was like I, actually wrote this down hidden hustle. It's on my notes for you. Yes. Like it's it's way funnier. So it's it works as a bit to be like, Oh, I I don't have a job and I say that too and I'm like, yeah. I also didn't have any stability any security for like ten twelve just scared flying the Indiana and now that. We're older more comfortable. I'm like I really couldn't do that now. So I have more of an appreciation for its own grabby I again, I wasn't going to say it but I totally agree with you. I think you you undersold how how hard you've worked for it. Yeah. Yeah. Again, I just also didn't I don't like just because I hated my neighbor the. Joke was a reaction that was like, Oh, I just got money. I just got a house all these specific people. Oh My fucking mother-in-law. Oh, these people who said I'm ruining my son's life that I don't know how the real world works. Fuck you I. Did it. I made it, and so that's what it was. But I should've aimed at that instead of aiming it at the world you know I've noticed that about you and there's something sort of fun about it. That you're not embarrassed to talk about how special and excited you are you like talking about things you like, and one of the things you like is that your dream came true a lot of Comedians you know will pretend my example is always like back with Louis Scandal noted that Louis would pretend like he flew you know on American Airlines and unlike why don't you just do a great private jet joke I don't trust us that we know you don't fly. Commercial or whatever it's called and whenever comedians can just sort of go like. This is my reality. This is what's happened. My dream came true. Can I talk about it? You've you've not shied away from that but something that I think is interesting and part of your voice. Yeah. No I. I don't I mean 'cause I like reality I like whatever my life is going to be I don't want to act like I'm poor than I am are I don't want act like I'm Richard and I am like this is what is going on in my life and I've always hated lying on stage I only stretch the truth I liked the turn of phrase. But the downright lie we've all seen those sets where someone like. Me and my girlfriend are getting along. Well, anyway, I went out on this date with this girl the other. Well, what happened to your girlfriend right right. I always the fake acid like drug stories where you're like they sound so incredible and then you find out afterwards like that's not true and I'm like. What you just went into my church and like shit on me alter like you don't do that you can play. But never like I, it's like a cardinal sin to me to be like this is real this happened and none of it happens ship Palo. Tell a story with the baby coming out of a drug dealer that you're just like this didn't happen in Hillsdale I can happen but you know, yeah now he different, it's very different but like if you're just trying to get away with something, you know what it is. It's sort of juvenile. It's when we when I was starting out I was like, oh Do stand up and then it was like I'll just make up some ship and some people never get past that. Yeah and really talking about your reality is always going to be more are they just get caught up in the persona that got them successful and they don't WanNa change and we're talking about like I was donor that it up Blah Blah. But like, oh, things are changing and I'm okay with changing with that as one of my favorite things used to be the follow Marc Maron after sets at the comedy store without fail he'd always do some depressive story about like how people don't think he's A. Famous enough for that now. I WOULD Just go after them every time and I'd to go Marc Maron inlays, gentleman I love him he keeps it real. You know a lot of people will let success make them happy. Matt is Great. That is fantastic. Well, that is a I'm glad you brought that up because watching your voice I haven't had a good Santa conversational a long time but like watching your voice this evolve because I remember seeing you do a show. This is back when you were bigger and very, very slow. So this is right at the beginning. Was outland or something with some music fest where Metallica was the headliner we all went. So metallica now side lands outside lands and I. We were doing a show together or maybe I just went to see your show and I sat in the audience we were doing your podcast and we did the podcast. That's right. That's right. So you were on that Dude I muscle blocked it out. You were on the infamous. Live at outside leads the most uncomfortable like I was uncomfortable. God. That's what I mean every that's like breaking bad. We're full circle. It's as uncomfortable as Hank. Getting shot, bragging. But I was watching you do your stand up and please know that this is only leading to a compliment. I was sitting in the crowd and I I was fairly new to headlining at that point meaning I wasn't like a decade into it or anything, and I was just like, I? Don't know I was watching you. It was perfect for the venue. It was a small venue it was fans but it was so slow and. I would say hinging on their pre determined love of you like they had to sort of love you already and I was like I don't know if this is GonNa work maybe I just minutes a weird club or something where I really felt like I had to go and get him. And then I the reason Mitch I was in the audience I remember some drunk guy there was just wasn't getting he wasn't getting it and that's when I was like. What's going to happen with Ron meaning I just was like interested invested and then I slowly watched headliner Ron. Fill out his power meaning I can paint with the slow brush if I want if that's the best joe but now maybe I'll tell the story or may maybe now just throw the audience off. It's access I'm going to go high energy and you can have no idea where the fuck backing. and. Now. If I'm going back to ice cream it's like a ben and Jerry's pine it used to be a pint of slow and sweet you know like, oh I don't know what I scream. It was what it was one of Pecan. A Bader Dude, my favorite from my childhood butter. pecan. So meeting that and it's that way the whole way through, and now it's like a Chubby hubby where I'm getting like what is there's a pretzel. Though. That's the compliment. But can you tell me was that deliberate where you going like look there's a difference between playing lake meltdown and being the delightful relief hitter. That's so strange that like a so strange in comparison to the others that's part of the fun to being like you can listen to me for an hour or now I need to use every color in my palate. Yeah. That was definitely a conscious effort. In just yes. Especially after I think saw like half hour and things like that where I was like oh Yeah, it's the same gear and I don't know if I want to listen to that same year for an hour dude I felt that way with Mitch. Hedberg. One of the greatest of all times after thirty minutes I was like this is hard because he's changing the channel every five seconds like this is demanding I'm not saying it was not hilarious it was but. I was like I don't know. So you were you were kind of like I. Don't know if I want to listen to one gear. Yeah. Well yeah, and so yeah, I was a conscious effort to to kind of change that up and then a lot of it in my fiance will say like a lot of it is tied to my weight loss and the fact that. I just had to talk that slow because that was my breath pattern. That's how I was breathing, and now she'll be like, oh, you can't even do those jokes anymore because your rhythm has changed in your life, your rhythm is changing in your the way you breed your heartbeat and so is changed in my comedy and I like it more because I can still access that slow if. I need to. But like you said, I also sell a story I can also dance around classes helped a lot so that I can just go and do a look you know and and I like mixing all of those together because to me that's what a good headliner does. That's it. That's what I wanted to have the headliner conversation there it's like getting made in the Mafia. Captains or whatever you I don't know the other terms I my rewatch show was the sopranos. And at a certain point, you go I think he's ready. He can already she's ready to handle the crowd. When they're like this, she's ready to handle them when they like that she's ready. If they know her she's ready if they don't know her all those flavors come together and something solidifies. So the reason I mention that outside land set which I loved by the way I was just like is he gonNA figure it out, and then when I watch gigglefish. fucking figured it out. I would always sort of quietly checking in with your work whenever I saw you. It was always great. But I saw that headliner sheen com on you very quickly by the way it happened almost very shortly after that. But of course, it has to do with your physicality and your body and and your life. That's what I wanted to spell is like this idea that we have to be sad and slow and angry. To to be artists and like the best stuff I've ever made has been in the fit of inspiration that was joy fueled. I got of bed because I was so excited to write something down it wasn't it wasn't because I was like well, Mark Norman has a youtube special I guess I gotTa Chase Him now. Like that's ridiculous that that's a bad energy. Yeah. Nicely I think that's one of the most beautiful things about what's going on right now right? Like a lot of us are like. Well, we don't know what to do. A lot of people are moving away from La and in. Talking to me and she's like, do you ever think about that and I know, I, I, love my home I love where I'm at as long as we can afford to be here. I want to be here in Cool I. Love this chaos because it shakes things up I'm going still work do shows I'm still riding. I'm still doing things and I wanNA say for some for people who have had to move or if you're like a feature or if you were just started and you had to do a little retrea that happens to all of us I've been through that and so two just don't give up just keep rioting and. Up about what you can't do. We lost you we. Only your mic drop just like during the key don't give up speeds that I was like man this is great. All right we we got. We got so much of it. You were just saying. I'm with you like so many people that I know that are working and steady and fulfilled in in show business in the arts had a phase where like where that guy go like you went you went home he had to recoup. He had to take a break from paying this crazy ranch or whatever it is, and then they come back. You're speaking Kinda to that. Yeah. It's just a piece of advice. My Mom gave me which is don't worry about what you. Can't do just worry about what you can and focus on that when I was starting all big samples like when I started in comedy I lived in Salem Oregon all the comedy was important Oregon I had a job and my son I didn't have money a Lotta Times I couldn't the Portland and I was. So instead of worrying about like Oh, how do I get the Portland which is something I can do I worried about what where can I put on a venue? Here in Salem, where can I put on coffeehouse shows? I put on little bar shows did whatever I could to end, and that's the point to me is the judge of do what you can at the time don't focus on what other people are doing and don't focus on what you think being being a prosperous or being productive is do what you can and then rest when you need to. That's beautiful I love that because when you start spinning that story of. I can't get to. Portland so everybody's getting better than me faster than me which means I can never do it. It sort of goes back to what we were saying about civil change. You know what I mean Isaac Witty. You have this great bid about seeing a bumper sticker that set free to bat, and he's like, what am I supposed to do like like I have a phone in my car to China I can just pick it up and go let them go right. That was the bit Forgive me if I'm getting those details about the real Tibet crisis wrong. Boy I'll be embarrassed if it's not. Chinese oppression. GotTa gotTa go gotTA. Go everybody run with keep it crispy. No. But like that that defeatist mentality where you play at out so far that you that you literally disable yourself. It's like maybe I think about people talk to me about being in college and they're like there's nowhere to get up and I'm like. There's. Thousands of college students that are looking for things to do. and. There's a copy as their will let you do it for free 'cause you go to that school. You could do a comedy show every single week if you wanted to every single night if you wanted to so I, I'm so glad he told that story. Do. You have any new because we did talk about it but it was years ago. How are you feeling about the meaning of life? Have you had any new mushroom experiences? Have you had any new breakthroughs and how do you feel about? Reality What's going on? How are you viewing? This. Well. You know fearful in in times but if I had some more much experiences of course, but all they've kind of done is reinforced the original the. I remember years and you dude, if I remember something, you said years ago that that means it was good for me like you said, it's like you're a rat or a mouse in a maze and Mushrooms Psychedelic, pick you up. Let you see them as and then put you back in and I always remember that he said that. So you still to remind me what you feel about the big picture of reality what is the story? You tell the make sense of this I will I think and I don't try to give it for granting of this is what we're all here to do. I think M- My job is to do is to be a positive force I'm here to do that. In. Any way that I can being kind to my wife to be being kind of my son being a good comedian being a businessman being professional, whatever I can do to be a positive force in this world. That's what I've been played here to do and. I there's always been good at it. I'm a dream weaver as I tell my friends like I somehow they're liser just better from being around me because we're always focused on being positive I. Don't like a lot of negative self talk around me again because we talked about it like what you say you make real. So like we just in this house, we just always try to speak positive in sweetly to each other can the world now? That's right. No No. Please, keep going I'll read them. I don't WanNa stop you're on the mostly I. Think is my job to be positive. There is but that the world is like a battery. So as positive exists so does neutral and sodas negative and I'm not here to eradicate that negative I'm not here I'm used to play my part. I will play my part and sometimes people don't like my part because they think too cheery. They think is positive but I'm doing what? I've been here to do, and this is who I am and I don't want change for anybody. So I will be positive and I will go out and I will help and sometimes it's hard I mean one of my I think one of the best way to describe me is that I remember going into When the festivals in San Francisco. And I was doing some stuff with the people from drunk history. and. I was out and I did my show and I'm having a good time out hitting on ladies after the show and didn't struck out and I was going back home, and then I see one of the guys from grunk history just and he was a very large man I'm about three hundred pounds and he's just drunk passed out in front of our hotel. And I remember pardon me just wanted to go. Oh I don't know that guy well fuck that guy I. I was more worried about getting laid tonight I'm GonNa just go into my room within his always part of me that goes I need to do the right thing and so I picked his ass up I go like, Hey man, where's your room? Where are you going I? Don't want you to end up getting arrested or something and and in we stumble I take his room key from he's leaning all over me get him a his bed I push them in a bad make sure that he's laying on his side and then I go and I go home and you know and then. I don't hear from after like months later but then I go on sat on drunk history and Derek own ma'am. You want to I heard that story you're such a fucking grey guy. Oh. Because I make the right choices even though sometimes later nice things happen. Did you read dead to yeah. You know what? It's like what do you save the guy with the snake by? Four days of Gameplay. Later, he's outside the general store and he goes, Hey, go inside and buy whatever you want like. This is what we're tiger about. This is sort of the law of the universe in a video game I i. Love That Story Ron. Thank you for telling that because it is it goes back to find the helpers and not just find the helpers be the helper and what you're saying about essential energy. We aren't all here to think and behave and do the same thing. Everybody has their own thoughts on what's right everybody has their own thoughts on what's fair people even have their own interpretations of what safe right and those things don't. Need to be in alignment the the the relationship is what makes the fabric of reality? So you saying it's something that Herald Ramos told Jed Jed, Jed told me that held Ramos said I'm just one of the good gets is like I. See there's bad guys and I see there's good guys it's not it's not a complicated moral decision for me. I'm just going to be one of the good guys. So when when people listening to this, see that drunk friend or that person that needs the ride home or whatever it is just be the good guy it's not it's the starfish on the beach story you can't save them all but I say that one story. It's not the whole picture but on this battery, let's will be the positive ones I know I have the news feed that tells me about all the negative. Leads counterbalance that because? Even in our in our way, we're not always right either and that other side my counterbalance us you know what I'm saying. There's a relationship if play. It's not as simple as good guys bad guys. It's like the whole thing is feeding swirling into it. Oh, that's one of the biggest things I've learning been the best for for setting boundaries in my life as I no longer. Talk about good and bad as absolutes I go like Oh, this person is good for me are mad for me. They might be great for someone else, but they're bad for me. So I can't have them in my life and there have been times where he like Oh you know we all have those those those side France keep them at arm's read forgiven whatever and to me I just learned to protect myself to protect my energy by going look you might be a great person. You got a lot of things going on, but you're bad for me. You're bad for for the direction I'm trying to head I wish you well but I can't have you in my life and that's How you tell someone that point. By. Them Yeah don't with them like that. Yes. I will. When Dr not usually. But that is power I mean to to find a way to put up boundries kindly I mean and language matters. We're back to Ron having a vision board party I try very hard to say the car. I. Don't even like saying my car it's a car. You know what? I mean, I. Don't want to be part of my identity. It's going back to what we're saying if I say my car I, I know literally it is my. Possession the title whatever I'm just saying I, don't even want to invite that energy into how I define myself. That's what I like about covert I was I did Adam raise podcasts yesterday I was like we all died everybody's gone. It's like he was like, Oh, P you've done so many things this ad was like none of that matters we're all in a house now and I was like there's something sort of equalizing in beautiful that reminds us. That's just a story fame or important ness is just a story. So that's what I almost interrupted you with our thoughts make reality. So that person famous is obviously a thought. But it's not really true. It's not like ultimately true. It's just something that we sort of agree like we agree a car says something about you or a car is worth this much money or whatever. This was a story it's from the Yoga. Sutras. I. Have It over the Yoga Sutras of potentially. In case one, check it out. It's by Swami such under it's really great and it's a very, very ancient texts and he's talking about how all of reality is mind differentiations right? So he's just like you go round. labeling things, and that's what reality is. It's basically a constructive thought. Tell me of it doesn't feel like we just took a little bit mushrooms. I mean. It's. Of breakdown. But what he says the example and this is Swami such an under this is his commentary because the sutures are very simple but he's like think about it if a child never met his father and then his father comes home one day, the child opens the door. He would see a stranger than his mouth and he goes stranger and he steps back that his mother comes in and goes no this is your father than the boy. Hugs Him. What happened the only thing that happened was the brain changed the thinking and then everything changed you. We do this with bucket everything good people bad people smart people dumb people everything. This is the plague of. The world is believing are uninvestigated reductionist stick Ron funches is a stoner who blood or whatever it is. Our brains are wreaking havoc on the infinite potential of every moment to be brand new. That's what Christ said. He said look I make all things new. That's somebody that's tapped into the newness of this look at the potential stop believing the story of who you were were looking for a Ron funches type McDonald's ad start looking at infinite potential of the moment that you're in. That's dropping the story that's going change the strange to a father change the the other two, a brother I didn't mean to be funny in rhyme they're just saying change that that bad driver. Dude I do this all the time. If. Somebody is annoying me. I'll pretend it's vow. If I'm having a conversation with somebody and they're just like this person is boring and they're bragging or whatever it is I go. If vowel was saying the exact same thing I would think he was cute I would understand that sometimes we feel like bragging I would understand sometimes retired and were bored because I'm fucking love with her so change the fought I go. So what is the underlying story? You should entertain me you people shouldn't Brag only I should brag you don't. I don't think you brag sometimes like uninvestigated thinking bad stories. That's what's happening. Good guys bad guys, right. Wrong left right liberal Republican. It's a plague of bad unconscious thinking that is just self-perpetuating but I feel like I hope this is our conversation that we're putting out into the world. This is us being nice to the customer service person visit. US handling what we can handle, which is how you and I talk in respect in love and all that sort of stuff, and hopefully that reverberates 'cause you don't know how many people are going to hear this imagine the reverberations imagine the drunk people at hotels that are gonNA get walks back up to their room because of this. Heal down hauer. I'm happy. I can enable them. That person is not going to get help because they're gonNA keep thinking. Ron. We'll walk me back to. That is that is a weird way to take. A good positive energy today. What about any God thoughts? Any feelings on that? Lali I just been It's been the same thoughts of like do I believe in the God? Yeah and I still I think a lot of people probably would be like well, what's going on and everything's crazy but I feel like a lot of it has been godly in the fact that we've been. Put in our plays in putting pause to be like look look around you look was going on look how you're being hoodwinked look how you're being lied to because you're too busy and I'm talking to me I was too busy going like where's my next show whereas my next project whereas my next this was the next thing I'm by was the next pair of shoes I'm getting to look around me and go will shit everything's fallen fucking part, and I think now which is one of the reasons why my specialists called awakening is that we're all the instead of looking at this as a to task for FY as looking at this as a big problem, it could be big awakening for a Lot of people it makes me so happy to see. So many people so many Caucasian people protesting for black lives matter that is amazing to me when so many black white people now know June eighteenth is and as part of you, the negativity goes to a you number four. Why did they? I've been talking about it I've been reading about it at any time and we come up anytime. It'd been around I put a tweet out about it. No one ever asked me what does that mean you know but I, instead I go. It's fucking dough that my wife friends are looking into this. It's fucking bit every white person's car get into as a copy of why fragility in the back of. We had a meeting. This book that is that is so wonderful and there is something deeply spiritual about that not to force this but most. What we're seeing with. I'll put it to me what I'm seeing with the dissolving of everything that I used to identify myself I am a guy who goes out to clubs and and kills I am a guy who goes out and does things on TV this that I go to riders whatever it is all gone all gone. So got I was saying earlier what's laughed? That's the point of spirituality is to go if you have nothing to identify with I, am we're talking about raising I am a white man I know that because I looked okay and then I absorb bat story and it and just take it as a thing like it's a real thing. Even though I know I'm the thing inside the thing looking out the thing that happens be white I'm not trying to discredit race. Of course, those are real issues that are play I'm just saying looking at what remains when every story has dropped. So the more stories that get trapped. Sorry to keep mentioning. Jesus. He's like you gotTa Die Before You die is as the seed has to crack in order for it to grow into a tree. So the cracking of the seed is the death before you die people die and they realize it was all bullshit meeting not real not not worth less. I. Just mean not at all true and something like this has great potential to make us go wait I. don't go out and do sets either to you I don't go out and talk with me I don't do this at but I'm still here. So what remains? So it's this it's this global. Lower Case D. death that can that can become an awakening and I'm glad and I'm not surprised that you're using it in that way the and I I hope this conversation helps people to see that potential that that growth and change is always super super uncomfortable might not thing is learned or gained from us just going. Let's stay asleep everything's fine. There's no problem with the police there's no problem with upped social inequality there's no economic inequality whatever it might be. Waking up just like waking up in real life. It's uncomfortable. Someone whips the sheets of. Your cold and yet your sweaty. What about this is Rod? We've we've done it all I. Mean, this is a great episode I really appreciate. Your. Time. Had, you have a new? Hard. Laugh Story. Can you tell me a time? You laughed recently really really hard and then we'll get out of here. We'll plug your youtube thing one more time. You're crying laughing I. don't care if you were five years old ten years old it could have been five minutes ago. Can you remember a time that you you laugh really really hard. Yeah was just a couple of days ago and it was over a dumb, ass I mean it was just a dumb meam. Of A picture I. Think it might be some rock and roll guy that I don't know at all but it was like a beat up looking man who had long straight hair and he had like a five o'clock shadow and then they just said twenty twenty it's been rough on everyone quote by Jennifer Aniston. DENVER. Oh my God we have that in common to you I love names I'm not ashamed of it. I love me Oh is just laughed and laughed and I send it to my fiance and then I and then before I send it to her I ran upstairs so we could look at it and laughs and to. Azer Rapper. How excited was Jay Z. that his fiancee was named beyond say as a man who's in the rhyming business that's pretty that's amidst that's a gift. I just sometimes they'll go back and out here that Song Big Panton and he's like talking about how he'll never fall in love with a woman and I go see this growth here. Ninety three Bonnie and Clyde is in your like he found A. I love that. I was. Talking about memes and too much info I literally saw a popular mechanics. There was talking about how the Pentagon was starting to slowly declassify like ufo research. You saw that too I was reading it and I was like. Let me know when it's a maim like. How Interesting For me to read the whole article I gave up halfway. Well, I just the is been thinking about like that's just where we are at a world right now there's so many other things that they're trying to keep at bay in Lyon about and and everything's busting at the same. Yeah. Yeah. There's aliens who would work. Yeah. That's. Right. That is and it's not even a big story. Yeah, they have other world technology and we're like shut up like this. It is indicative if gotTa Come Out in Nineteen Ninety three when you and I were eating Ninja Turtles Cereal it was limited edition but it was mostly rice, Jacks and lucky charms marshmallows. We have such a good series real great series. It was frosted rice checks with lucky charms, marshmallows That I, think about that serial often I often having advanced look it up to see is it possible to find a box that is edible? It's it's not. It would have to be some Pentagon other world technology. Iran. Dude someone out there some board ash chef. Find a way to make it. You can make it. We just got a frost, some Rice Jackson throw in the marshmallows and get it to Rod Fudges. We gotta get it to impress cheap day. We make it happen. Go on Rogan and say, then it'll happen it might it might get a few tweets about it if you do this. That's negative. Talk this a popular show people like this show. This show. This show is big and the spiritual community got. To Deepak I know you're listening. that's not your run. Do you feel good? Do Anything we didn't cover the you're you're like I'm GonNa Talk to you today, but we're going to talk about this. No I mean there's lots of stuff I got lot of cartoons and things coming out but I don't. It didn't come here. Mean mostly my specials were excited about I really would love people. To Watch that I think is a big step in the journey that I'm trying to take other than that I don't know if you know the piano cartoon movie were play a bunny in a in in a fire truck. You know who is in the movie Bryan Cranston Angelina Jolie the poster says Brian Cancer Angelina Jolie Danny Davino Ron. and. God Shocking Com. Is Awesome. Yeah. Good for you. Good for you I. Hope we're back out in the world. When's the premier? All is not going to be August fourteenth on. Disney plus. I wanted you to go up on that stage those people. Judge me. Because we've been watching all those breaking bad's yeah. My fiancee is like I'm so mad is not going to be a premier we can't go meet the. See she did WANNA use you for your show Biz. Really did the only time the ever come up is that she got mad when I did a laugh and thing and I didn't introduce to Lily Tomlin. That's fair I got to meet Lily. And Val insisted oncoming which like it sounds like your fiance not often happened but she had to meet Lily and she did not disappoint I i. think she hogger which was very special. He's a very sweet woman is an absolute pleasure to me her. I've been trying to get her on the podcast for literally a I don't know three years. We'll see what happens Ronnie find chapels fun cheese, the mayor of my heart. we didn't talk about Zelda, you plant. Yeah. That played it years ago when it first came out. Jim Gaffe Again Joe Goes I. Just saw heat. Isn't that a great. Great Choice of movie I just saw he wrote. Nine hundred ninety he's like, yeah, but I wanNA talk about it now. I don't even have anything to say except I love it. Is it gray games? You play animal crossing are you now in years ago came only bill. You get into it I have it downloaded but I'm a game monogamous. I'm only playing Zelda I won't even I won't even fight. Gannett I'm ready. I have two rows of hearts I have. I have every Lionel Bo. Didn't mind. In, stored in my house I, don't know if you bought the house no. Oh, I bought a house so I could store all my best weapons. So when I'M GONNA, go get Gannon I'm going to get all the five shot bows all the high ranking weapons and just smoke. But I don't want the game to be over although people say the DLC is really good. Yeah the yeah. The thing with the ballot a champions. Yeah it's really good. It's really. So here's a question. You can beat the game and then get the deal, and then it lets you pick up with your your old all your stuff. Awesome well, now, not as nervous to begin and I'll go. To the Games from twenty eighteen, you can. Play Mario. Odyssey. I've downloaded Mario Odyssey. I don't like Lafleur. Anyway this was great, you're the king fund cheese. Thank you for doing this man I'm happy to see you made my week writer now as a pleasure as always a pleasure talking with you being Emma Fiance wanted to tell me that one of her fun is strangest times coming to your birthday party and getting a Cairo read and then having you come sit down and listen to her territory. By. Who I said to Valerie's. What I am I'm the bagpipes I only play one sound, and it's loud and it's just like what are you doing finding out about your future and I just sit down I got I gotta figure out some other notes to play. For everybody. You do I mean I think I told you this at the time but your last Basha was one of the just just sweetest funniest most leg just. Playful things that I watched that year in really loved it. Thank you man I really appreciate filmed in Portland. Yeah I, know there is All right man would you say would you grace us with our second run funches keep it crispy and we'll get OUTTA here elapsed. Louis you got it. Keep it crispy. GotTa sexy. Low. Last time I went high. Somebody mix them together though harmonize and make ron some Ninja turtles cereal our guys. Thank you ron check out his you get in there. All right. On missing. crispy. crispy.

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Cycle Syncing

Scrubbing In with Becca Tilley

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Cycle Syncing

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They say you know value nine out of ten brides choose moves the tenth still speechless. Check out reviews at moves. Diamonds dot com again. That's movers diamonds. Dot com with becca tetley and tanya rat and iheart radio and two-time people's choice award winning. Podcast hello everybody. happy pride. it's pride mine. It is pride month and cycles thinking minds. Yes it is thomas. I cycle single cycle. Cinco de cycle sinking cycle sinking. Yeah is happening. And i mean so so you haven't. You're like gearing up for the cycle month. No i started. I'm starting at now. Eighteen on your period right. Now you're on your cycle the whole day like the whole month. I always cycle except that that negative energy. You're always on your cycle. That's the whole point. But what i'm saying is it's basically so that when you're period comes it's not as horrible as it can be just supposed to like level out all my hormones gonna make my period better. My pms symptoms better. It's make my brain fog. Go away it's gonna make me leaner around good situation and i'm really excited about it. Went and got Our body fat tested last week. Because yeah so red star is gonna do it like in tandem with me to support me. But obviously he can't cycle sync so he's gonna do his own version which is just like losing body fat so we went and did that together. I am twenty seven percent body fat. I think that's awesome congrats. I mean that me again. It's not terrible. It's i think it's good. It's not it's not totally my my goal in this but it's good to know you know like where you're at so when you said cycles thinking that you were going to try and make an effort to think your cycles because that seems like a very tiny think this yeah. I wish i'd rather do that than what she's doing right now out before. This and i was doing my own cycle sinking cycling. It's honestly not that bad. It's like it took me a while to kind of like learning digested all but when you break down it's really just like i still work out but i just have to change change my workouts in tandem with like the point of my cycle that i'm in and then you just incorporate different foods in the different cycles and their stuff i already eat like cucumbers and pine nuts and turkey. And you know what i mean. So it's just like sprinkling these things in depending on your face. So i think the difference between us is that i kind of enjoy an excuse to lash out and be a little pm and to be like i am heating everything and anything. I want back to back to back because the moment period messing multiple times a month just goes i can. I don't want that excuses. No cravings no no steady on my hormones to be steady. I wanna i wanna try. I've been hearing so much about it and so many people reach out to me from the podcast about this. This process cycle thinking thing. So i'm like. I'm going to dive in and give it a shot. I'm curious to see like how how quickly you notice the difference and what you actually really changes. I think since it's like all natural food and diet. I think it might take a couple of cycles. And i don't think it's gonna be anything immediate but we'll see sticking to it proud of you. I'm glad that one of us has the you know willpower and determination to accomplish these types of things. So i don't have to. You know i don't have to test out the thing for other people because tanya will do it for you have adopted the role of period girl if there is anything going on with your period or your vagina or any sort your view i am. I'm on top of it. I don't have the invo. you're seeking them though. Correct what do you do this weekend. It was a long weekend. Oh yeah actually wanted to tell you and you inspired me to do this. Because i was telling you. I was like in my pajama shirt. Because i just came straight and impact stuff to sleep and for so long. He's been telling me to just leave stuff. he's like. Leave stuff here. You can have a whole drawer. You can have a whole side whatever you want like leave stuff here. But because of the break-up. I've been so hesitant to leave anything. So i've literally left like ahead of my toothbrush and make up wipes that's all i've had this time. I refused to leave anything else. And after you said that. I was like you know what i feel really good. He's been more than vocal about having me leaves up there so i went to town and like order to whole my whole like set. My whole face set your skin care routine my see around. I got my sunscreen. There have my daytime lotion. My nighttime lotion. And i have my chapstick. Whoa india deodorant. I like decked out the what is it called the cabinet cabinet. Yeah so really my view too small items to like fifteen like you open up thing and there's a venus venus razor like it is. It is tanya five. I i. Am you know. I only like to call the break-up the trigger event it's really appreciate if he referred to it as her name and trigger event i totally. I think anyone would feel scared or like hesitant to jump back into something that caused her like that. So i don't think you being hesitant to take. Anything is not normal. But i think because he was like hey bring your stuff like that was like the green light. Yeah multiple times. And i was just like you didn't realize it's like having to pack up my bathroom stuff. After the trigger event was like really know my my scorpio ways like just throw it all away. Expensive sign up. Thank you wanna go get it for me. Or i would show up looking like the best i've ever looked and strut in there and take it at all. Yeah but now. I'm like fully set up like you really like pushed me over and i was like. What am i waiting for being like. Let's just you know faith over. Fear it i get it. Yeah get it to. But i think with the steps that y'all have been making the changes in this this most recent time since the trigger. I feel like you leaving stuff is like a safe up. That's a safe thing right now. Yeah yeah so. It's nice like taking your bathroom stuff back and forth is really annoying so now like just pump to just carry close. Yeah now. we'll slowly bring in some clothes thought about that. But i like having my clothes here. I think maybe you can get like an extra pair of your favorite jeans or like sounds so like wasteful. Right two pairs. I have two pairs of my favorite jeans. Because once i you know i outgrew them for a time so i have a bag year. Pair for one Cycles thinking and need a little extra push for the cushion correctly. I feel like you. This is how you feel when you're like saying their own out of shore. Yeah we're not sure was a good one by the way. I almost said that. On me when i was talking to the glass animals and that i remembered what it really meant and i was like. I can't say if you would have been like y'all. I just love y'all because y'all are such growers and not just shoulders well. It was about their song a grower shower because it it grew on you know it grew on on the world because it came out a long time ago but now famous tom seaver. We shouldn't be telling you these things. That would have been hilarious. Ben would've thought it was hilarious or probably would have gone viral like we need to stop correcting her on these. You're right you're right. Maybe you maybe. If it doesn't us no harm we all kinda give each other a look enlighten. Don't don't say anything leonard. let her go. Yeah so twas a big weekend how was yours. My weekend was good. I so i was in florida last time. We to the podcast. I was doing it remote from the panhandle and it was great. I went my dad. Turns sixty years old and so i went to san diego for the wedding and then flew out the next day and it was really good to see my family. It's like so many people that sometimes it's chaotic. But i had this moment of realizing like i think with my family. I've always because maybe like we have different views or like different opinions on certain things. I've always felt like well. I really want us to all agree and are kind of had this moment when i was there. I think if you're able to just all love each other and respect each other in the differences that it's okay to have different opinions and different. And i think i just had a moment of realizing i don't need everyone to i don't need to change everything or make sure everyone's agreeing like it can just be that we all love each other and and my brother got engaged. So yeah custody. Forever ago yeah. Congratulations to him and his fiancee. Casey congratulations he. They did like a photo. Shoot for this photographer where they live. And it was like for her wedding venue and she's a wedding photographer. So they shot and like wedding dress and tuxedo and everything and then she told them to go change into a more casual dress su combo and so she came out thinking that it was part of the shoot still like for the venue and then he got down on one knee so it was fun that we all got to be there for that. That is really fun. Yeah so christopher's no longer on the market. Another one bites the dust so they say so. Yeah those really fun. And then i came back on friday and had went to the beach twice night this weekend. Nice weekend it was just beautiful so this fun had a good weekend. That's good yeah. I i got to watch the friends reunion which we're going to get to a little bit we're going to get to. I actually had like i so we have a big big barbecue middle middle sized barbecue and this is the first time i feel like i've been around a big group of people kind of since the pandemic and let me tell you i was thriving. I was just like. I wanna do this every weekend. I want to be out abou-. I don't want to be in this apartment anymore. I just wanna be out with people imbibing on some wine and playing jenga i know i been around the big group i thought like being employed because like florida basically never even like shut down so i thought i would be going out to eat and it's really crowded there right now but i felt it didn't feel it was fun to be around groups of people and like not just the immediate family that you're used to. Yeah so i was like flying high flying high and then i came home on sunday or no. Was it yesterday. I don't even know what data's and i sat on my ear. And i broke it and now like panicked. I have what mirror on your mirror. One of those years that you put on your vanity. That like you get close to magnify wasn't a magnifying members like that size. So i was like this and i have this ingrown hair like in my vagina but like not like in your bikini line but not where you can see it got like or something so i put it on my toilet. I'm like you know. Go into town on this ingrown. Hair can't just leave me the most chills out anyways so i was successful. Got it and i for some reason just left it there. And then i the mir the hair came out. And i left the mir there and then i went like i just went about my day and i want to go to the bathroom and i just on my toilet. I don't think to lift the thing. Because i always just leave my toilet seats open and i sat right on the mir and it has cracked in half. So you're ass crack the exactly. Who's an there s there. Well that's dangerous now but nothing. I have no shards in there which is lucky. I exactly yeah. So i would. I would actually think what happened was good luck. 'cause bad buck would have been charged with glass in the who. Yeah there. yeah so now. It's just like sitting in my bathroom. I don. I don't want to wake. I don't know what to do that. I'm sure there's a good you should ask the scrubbers. I feel like they have it as to have the least amount of bad luck. Is there like a shaped print on like with the crash glass. She's gonna go get it said to say she already texted me. A picture of mirror supported man. Did it is just a mere with crack. That's all it is. Well i gotta lease images now. Big is the crack crack. Oh my gosh. You're cracks in split right down the middle. I know nothing. It's not like symmetric literally. Just perfect is right there noon to work away. It's an equator down the center of the mirror. Yeah yeah it's like the pepsi symbol. So i can technically but i don't wanna like looking at like i don't wanna look like if someone were to say what. What do you think happened here. How did this break. I would guess someone sow on it. 'cause it's just like it just makes right like one but she outside. The evenly distributed away totally. Yeah at least. i'm even. yeah even keeled. That's how i describe you all the time. Yeah okay so. I get back from florida. Tony is like hey are you at home. And she kept asking if i was home. And i'm like no at the beach or whatever we were gone and so finally she takes. Are you home. And i wanna come drop something off and i was like yeah. We're home now. So she goes. What are you. What do you pronounce it hala. She's like. I have some holiday that i want to bring. It's like amazing. I want you to try it. And i'm like she's been so persistent all day about some like bread so she comes over and haley was over there and i'm she hands it. There's a bag. You don't even look at the bag of i and i pull the bread al or the hala and i'm like oh i have no idea how to react and so i pull it out and i'm like okay and i look up and haley's filming the bone and i'm like why isn't going on and so i've put it back in like thanksgiving and she goes no look in there so i look in there and i realize the bagasse from restoration hardware and i pull out the folder and is a printed photo of like my dream dining table that tanya bob me like i can't even describe to you i. I still don't know how to respond to it. Like i'm been totally overwhelmed for four days now or however long. It's been of just being able to accept this gift because it's like the nicest thing and i had told. I don't even think. I told you know you did it. So i've been like him in hiring. I really wanted to get her something. Like really beautiful and really nice and special for this like home. And i wanted to do something big. Because i don't think you realize and you don't realize it but you've done the same for me time and time again our friendship. I have not not to let them know. But like you do stuff like that time and time again like especially like early on. I couldn't even afford to do stuff for myself. Like you would do it for me like you wouldn't even baton eyelash and so i knew i knew i wanted to do something nice but i was really like distant know what to do and then you were when you were showing me your house. You're like okay. Get you know how to do things in phases because when you buy a house like it's just everything's so expensive. Feels like okay. She's gonna do the gate and then she's gonna change in the near like and then i had this dream table that i wanna get for here and in your new show on your phone. Oh and then. I asked you. I was like that's it. I wanna get a table because like a table is what you make memories around like that is like that's that's it and so i don't even know if you remember but i. I grabbed your phone. And i asked you to get me something from the kitchen or something so i took a picture of it and took a picture on your phone on my phone and I was in cahoots with haley. To make sure like you aren't gonna buy it for yourself and like all this stuff. And then i go to the store and they're like oh. It's not ready until august. And so i was like oh okay and then. The guy was so cute at the store. He was like a picture of it and we can like put it in an envelope and you can put it in a bag. And i was like. That's perfect then. I wanted like an excuse. Because i was like. I don't want to scare for the bag and so like the hall is such a good because it's totally something i would do like i drink of crackers. I wanted to try. And so i like. It's a perfect throw off so it really went. Went off like exactly how i planned it. It was so good okay. You guys don't under this table though. I have a lot of other things i needed to do for the house. I was like you know what. I already have a dining table. I won't rush. You know to buy this really you know. It's like a dream table. And but i'll get eventually you. I was just like one thing at a time. Not going to rush. So when i say i am still processing it like it was just the most the thought behind it of what you got me and then what it actually is was just like the nicest thing ever i love. You deserve it. And you don't even realize she a realize she does this all the time. I don't do this all the time in your in different ways you do but it was like really it was. I was totally thrown off by the hall. As you're going to give me some like my sister heated. What are we doing this. And she's like yeah. I had it my freezer. So i decided to take it out. And i'm like you said this is old old. Just like feel her annoyance text message. Great i've never tried hollow before. Sounds cool because like all day. I've been like are you home. Are you blah because it was. Are you home. She never said anything she was like. I wanna drop something off. And i was like. Oh yeah we're not. We're at the beach and then and then finally i home. And she's like i'm going to bring some hall i may. I just tried or something. And i was like. You've been a rousing me all day. How good they were. So that was. That was the best part. Did you ever consider giving it to her on the podcast. Now because i would have been really good. I know now. I really didn't think about that a lot for like i would have felt. Even i was overwhelmed in the presence. Of like my own. No in my own home. I don't even know what i would have been like. It really threw me in the best way but now every time i have dinner said at the table all think of tanya. That's the whole point. It's a beautiful gift and it's a beautiful thought. The holiday is very questionable but there are well it just so funny because i was really putting so much thought of just like what makes sense and like i was talking to red star about it and he was like maybe you get her. Some fish died and so he's like maybe you get to best friend like beautiful fish. That can be friends and the thing together. I think the whole thing. I was going to replace the koi fish and i was like you know what i really liked the pond. Just it's it sounds really nice but there's nothing in there for me to take care of and everyone had been like i wouldn't even get any more because the raccoons come and like swipe poem and i'm like okay. I don't wanna go through the trauma of that. And then she said that red stars like you should get some honestly. I'm didn't do that. Goes i already have to find someone to watch tv. When i leave. i'm going to have to be like. Can you feed the fish in the back. Eureka moment though when you said that you were wanting that i was like that's it. It's really really thoughtful. I i realized. I needed to be but i. I don't even know how to accept this like just say thank you mike cable. That feels inadequate. Say thank you and we have a really great dinner when it comes in we we will. Yeah so makes them hala maybe homemade. Perhaps not frozen but yeah. I really want to talk about the friends. The friends reunion. Because i have some thoughts. I think you do too. I have good bad and the ugly okay. Well we'll be right back. Well it is spring again or is it summer by. I mean time is irrelevant now either way it may be time for a change especially around the house and i can attest to that. So how about a change. That makes you super comfortable and your home. Look good inter brooklyn brooklyn has something for your every. Comfort need ideal for a seasonal refresh because they're launching new products colors and patterns all the time. 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Okay we're back so friends reunion. Do we start with the good the back bad or the ugly. Get a general consensus. Everybody like it okay. So i've seen it. And i'll tell you why we're going to watch it as a family because brooklyn has gone through the whole thing alleys. Almost there we're gonna watch it together and we had family in town this weekend so i spent the weekend doing everything you can imagine to do as a tourist in los angeles so i have not seen it yet. I apologize but. I'm not worried about spoilers. I'm looking forward to hearing your recap. Yeah spoils or like our spoilers. Before i watched it the day after i had already seen spoilers east e i watch it either i italy not not a big fan. Yeah i we. We went to the friends thing in new york together and that was a blast. And that's my best friend's memory. But i have watched much so we all did the pivot together and do the airways posed by the and it was a great time. No do we know that you're not a huge fan at the time. Yeah okay yeah inside your seinfeld. You're not friends eastern was like there's some guy the guys here that's do and i was like gunther. Nah guys here. Well then tanya for your thoughts on it okay. So i was freaking out. I actually stayed up to watch a little bit of the beginning. Because i couldn't handle it. I was sobbing within the first ten minutes. Because i have to tell you as a friends i can't even. I can't even watch the last season. And i haven't watched the final episode since two thousand four sends a finnish like physically can't watch the final episode with the keys on the thing and then walking out with. I can't do it. Like i just ball and so any time. We get close to the series finale. Abbas stop it. Like a can't do it so when it opens up with me and i was just buckets already. And then they started they walk them in one by one and they're all like reminiscing and i just lost it like i literally didn't stop crying until they all came in and like hugged each other. I mean deaf. I don't think that's crazy because it was very emotional. I could feel like when david trimmer. Because he was the first one that walked in it was like you could feel him just taking it. All in it was like almost palpable. Whatever he was experiencing. Yeah so like the beginning. Really got me in the fields and i've seen it multiple times and i cry every single time so it's not even like a one off like every time i've watched it the first chunk i'm sobbing and red star was just like you k- because he likes friends likely kleinfeld like but he likes friends so he he understands it and he likes it he really likes matt leblanc. You're likes joey but you just like are you okay. I don't think you understand. That was me when dreamy died. My mom was genuinely like becca or uk. Living ago you don't understand is my first love. Yeah no i like. If i watch i put five friends on before we fall asleep. I shake the bed. Because i'm like laughing so hard to stop it because i can tell it's keeping him awake and i'm like sorry i just can't do it. I turn it but anyways. So i really enjoyed the beginning part of it. Okay and i really enjoyed the reenacting of the scenes like going back and having the mike reread some of those classic scenes and they basically they kind of they reenact the all. The reenacting was good. All the guest stars that were like the bringing back of the people that were on the show. I love the fashion show. lost me. it's the same. Did we need that. No no. I almost felt like they were they were like. Hey some of these people want to be a part like can we find a way for them to be on it. I don't know yeah. I know no shade to any of this. That i would've asked me to be would have died like i would have given a limb to be in that for sure. To- oh wind for sure toe when they. When i found out it was a live audience. Yeah i didn't know how to process the fact that that opportunity was there. And i know scumbag someone to let me on that joint broken class to be that audience is whatever i probably would have chopped off like a part of a toe or something. I thought it was a full toe. You've negate the fashion show. I would've been like really. I deserve half of my toe further. So that was the part that part kind of threw me. And then i hate to say because i love lady gaga but the lady gaga moment was weird to me. It just kind of random place right. But i you know with that being said i loved how it was just kind of funny because it wasn't like she was singing smelly like belting et sounds like her voice is insane and then she gets really serious and it was kinda like okay now. Lisa kudrow inferior. She lisa curly smelly cat together. And and then lady gaga basically says thank you to be for you know being yourself and letting all of us feel more comfortable to be ourselves. Just like thanks. Thanks for being different being the weird one so that all of us could feel comfortable. Yeah it was really really sweet moment. Lisa kudrow was just like i don't know she didn't she didn't react in a way. I was like okay. Let's let's dive in there. I dislike fell flat. And i was just like because i felt like lisa kudrow was like in phoebe character and then probably wasn't ready for that like i mean. It was like hardly sentimental. Do we have time for me. Like what do we have time for this. And so then it just kind of but i liked. I liked what she said because it was true like bb was like the kind of like crazy one. Who so confident who was. Yeah but they'll honestly though. Those were the only two moments to me that i could have done. Without every other part of it was so spectacular i loved hearing how they were cast. In what order they were cast back stories of how they were cast. I enjoyed the like the romance stuff between ross and rachel okay. When i first started watching the series i could not believe that there was never a real life romance between the two of them so when i heard that i felt so validated because to me their chemistry especially when they first got together with so insane insane and so for the full seasons of the series. I was just waiting for that moment for them to have like a scene together. A romantic relationship and they waited until the very end basically. Yeah did say that they. They both had feelings for each other but they had they were in relationships. Each one of them were in relationships at the time so they never really got to give it a shot but like the love was there so like are they single. Now i think so. I think they are described to ships in the night which is such a like sad like hopeless romantic way of saying it like they were just passing ships in the night. Yeah and then. I also enjoyed that matt leblanc was telling us how like courtney cox would always have her like script in the seeing like right her lines on the table. I love that. And then they were kind of reminiscing about certain episodes and rachel. Rachel jennifer aniston was like do you guys remember the the ball. And david schwimmer had no recollection. But also how do you remember that episode. Like i know. I loved that they were referencing old episodes and they didn't even remember them and i would be like recite every episode. I just loved it. And i'm like the fact that i felt like they were so happy watching a family in for the first hearing they all the creators were basically talking about like how they started it and then how they kind of realize how. They hit gold when all this happened. I don't know there's a really cool. I felt very inside. I felt very validated. As a fan. I felt really good. I mean i could used more. Like i could have had more of it. Oh i wish they would do a series of the reunion. yeah because i didn't necessarily need like a scripted episode. I don't even think. I would have liked that because i loved how they did it but i just felt i love hearing that. The girls all had lunch together every day. Just we'll just see a cast. That's been together that long that there was there didn't seem to be anything that like caused a huge drew a wedge between any of the friendships. It was more so kind of like everyone's lives just moved on after the show but they also had so much love for each other so it was fun to watch. It was almost like watching this high school reunion that we all got to be a part of. Yeah as laurie. Yeah jennifer branston. David schwimmer ended up together and real life. Just end me. And i couldn't. I would not be able to handle that information i would. There would be like harry and meghan they'd be like royalty. Oh yeah oh yeah they would need a reality show to film that it would cheapen the whole thing no chance. Oh we've never do that. No never no no but i. It was amazing. I loved it. I feel the same way about ross or area. I got into this. Like titanic. kick thing where there's this deleted scene and the boiler room in the extras of titanic. I always have wanted. Kate winslet and leonardo dicaprio to be together since i've taught since i watched tannock like i've always loved. They've remained friends. There's a scene. I knew ashley canetti would relate to it because she loves titanic. Like i do and i was like. Does it bother you. That they took the scene out. It is the greatest of all time and they cut it brian movie. I don't know like i to know why they watch that scene. And then we're like Let's cut it because it is the most amazing kiss and if they didn't have a relationship outside of that movie during that time i don't believe it not sure but i'm always like i get annoyed with titanic because rose could have made room on that i mean. Yeah obviously on that door like they could have both. I just watched this the other day. She could she could have made room but the weight was too great. It sank but you don't even know you don't know unless you try. He tries to get on the sink. It shows at one time. It was a pretty long freezing cold water. I'm going to give it more than one shot. And if this with the love of my life like i would definitely give it more than one shot. And then maybe i would try like kissing him as to create body warmth whilst h try to not sink the on and off rotate. Who's on the door. Like you have some time off. I'll i'll get way. There was other ways. They could've figured maneuvered that. Then you watch this. I could never date an actor. Like i just. I'm sorry. I mean look at his back and he's like biting her lip if that were my boyfriend and he was sucking. Someone's face like that. I would be okay. Okay that brings me to something else. I want to talk about. So you mentioned. I think actually on our podcast. You were talking. Oh yeah i think. I don't know you were talking about. How red star isn't really jealous. Like he doesn't get jealous. He's like rachel. does that bother you. Do you like wish. There was a little g like like that. He's security which here. I like jealousy. Now that you bring it up it is weird. I mean he's so secure like secure. Which i like. Because he's securely attached and you know i'm doing the whole attachment style and i'm like i n b that he has that but do you find yourself to be the time. No not no not jealous not jealous. I'm definitely not as secure as he is. That's for sure. But more so in i'm talking about like you're not you're like if he were to like it p were and act door and he was doing that with somebody even though it's professional and there's no feelings there's no feelings there i could not handle it. I will say. I the quotation marks with their fingers when she said no feelings. It's important that people know that because you thank you. Yeah because there are certain times where. I see kit like if i were with either. Kate winslet or leonardo dicaprio. And i saw that scene and we were dating during that time. There'd be some fights. Yeah you're not too far off okay. The mind that's bengals. Like i don't think i if i were you. I couldn't handle it. I mean. I consider myself in every relationship i've had i can be jealous but i'm also i'm very competent. Insecure in our relationship yet. I still have that like scorpio. Bats mine yeah. Yeah but no. But what's your job and you need to kiss people. I get it again with the air quotes but it's like it's it's That would be really hard for me. I couldn't do it. i couldn't do it. But my point is more documented by. I'm sorry we can never ever worked saying because he's just kissing people on movies and i dislike. I can't have it. But i kind of like when the hell i do fight. I think there's a healthy. And i think there's unhealthy and like ninety five he. There's like a healthy amount of jealousy. To where i feel like it's nice. It's man is both ways both ways. Yeah see red star just no jealousy like the other day tanya posted something on her story about like she was on a run and she was saying she felt like really gross and this guy like stopped and ask for her number she posted it and i was like. Oh my gosh. Like i would be ira redstar. I'd be like who's your number like. What are you look like not. Even i didn't even ask me that. It was there any part of you that posted that to get a reaction from him. No because if he would've asked me. I would have been like i mean it was like it was nothing there but i posted it more so because i felt so disgusting that day. When i'm ron and mind you. I was like sweating like like gross. Like i was wearing a gray. Heather grey tight shirt. And i had like rings around my armpits. I literally looked so gross. And i was like on my son run and i was listening to this bomb playlist. I was just like dancing and singing. And mike running just having a good time and this guy literally stopped me and ask me for my number and i was like you know what it's just like goes to show you that we spend so much time getting all gussied up and doing all the things before we whatever when in reality. If you're just like having a good time it comes out of you. I literally looked disgusting. What if he has a sweat stained fetish he might. I'd have fully to the point. Where like the guy was like literally ran up to me to stop me. And i stopped because i thought he maybe directions or something like it seemed like. I didn't think he asked for a number but it was more of like a. Wow i need to remember this. When i'm in my head about the way that i look about. You know what i mean like i just. I don't know it was the posted that to get a reaction. Rhoda posted that to see like if i was needing some extra no no nothing literally the only time i ever have seen him get like and i wanna say like a hair just like a key jokes about it but i think there's a hint of like an inkling of jealousy was when harry styles saying the extra song for me and then he like made eye contact with me and this video he made eye contact like or something. We all remember tanya a that video. He's like yeah. That's a friendly wing like so said joking. But there's like a hair that i feel like i. Yeah i was so but that's the only time ever owned my feelings about that video. I was like so happy for you yet so jealous. I couldn't really distinguish where the line was of health. Okay wait eastern mark. Where do you stand on being jealous mark. would you like to go first I think it's something that i think. I was very guilty of it when i was younger. I think if somebody you mature path in a lot of but also it's kind of something you kind of wish was there. Sometimes you kind of like i. It's it's nice to feel it a little bit. Obviously there's a line you don't somebody who's overly jealous but it's kind of nice to feel a little bit because you know it's it's compliment in question. Now if amy alison were to decide. They wanted to be an actress and had to make our hot guys. How would you feel about. I think that'd be really difficult. I completely agree with you. That i don't know how i don't know how any of them do that. Especially some of the more graphic situations. I'll never understand. I'm gonna say can you see. Yeah wow this is truly erotic. Here's the thing though an incredible nice. Oh my gosh. He's like biting her lip. I mean those could have been something but that don't care. Whistle had to go and get older every year. Leo cannot handle that he will not tolerate somewhat aging. Okay eastern roy. Feel about being jealous or whatever i do about hurt you know. Are you the type like okay. Let's say mark and eastern. Y'all go out on a date night. Alison amy they. Go up to the bar to drink and you look over. And there's a man and he's chatting with them and they're like laughing. How do you feel. It'd be so stressed out about how to react because like i. I'm very secure. I am extremely secure in my relationship. Alson makes me feel like the greatest city in the world. And i believe in heartily and i never. I've never felt jealous of any one or anything since i've been with her but if that happened it'd be like Am i supposed to step in here. And assert my dominance because it doesn't ultimately bother me but society expects a certain thing you know you're red star is yeah just secure admirable So i would probably if like. Yeah we were like on the town in some dude chattanooga about pry walker and be like trump my six to frame over there and be like. Hey what's going on over here. What you guys talking about. I've done that before. Like okay. it's enough. Let's go with a along can we. I remember i've done that before. You walk up hey wifey. Abc you in call. Their wife wifey hanoch situation. You say things that you've wanted normally say dominance. Yeah yeah well. I'm glad we all know where we all stand. So i'm tiny is not really so much jealous. I'm a little bit jealous. Y'all are very secure men. You can get hit on many times red star. Posted about red star doesn't think twice doesn't know very well it's like opera. Got back together. I was like. I was praying for you every day. Yeah i he's been around the block a few times. He knows that that's kind of not healthy. Necessarily for a relationship to be acting possessive like that. He's probably comfy. Just comfortable at this stage of the game. Yeah you should feel honored that you make him feel not only do i do. I feel very. I feel very good about that and i feel very good about the way he me feel too good. Yeah glad we got that settled anyways so great kiss and titanic that they cut out but i was trying to say that all started because i was trying to say that. It's like i've always wanted that with ross ratio. They got together in real life. Oh my god. Have you ever wanted to learn how to box or kick box from real fighters and qualified trainers. Yes we'll fight. Camp brings boxing and kickboxing gym. Right to your home with full body workout. So you'll actually look forward to and a free standing punching bag that can take your hardest hits and fight. Campus made for beginners to experienced boxers. 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But i imagine that this is what it feels like. When you're boobs fill up with yeah. It's just like they're so uncomfortable like a cat. I can't touch them mike. My bra hurts on them. Like i'm trying to massage them but like nothing helps. Maybe we can. Maybe we can do that. After the puck. What is they doing watching me do this. I can hear it. I'm like that's the best part is after this. I'm i'm supposed to strength train for one hour. And i've been up since four o'clock this morning. Yeah i just. I cannot grasp how your brain like i'm thinking about myself is four. I'm up at four. Am it's three fifty five. I'm like my boobs her. I don't feel great. But i'm following this pattern. Where i have to string drain and i somehow will myself to do it. I can't even relate. It'd be like you know what my body's asking me to rest so i'm going to do that. Oh no luckily. I have read star holding me accountable right now. Because he's like after the podcast you can come over and like i'll train you for and he's not gonna like training. I'm gonna watch some videos but he's going to make sure that i do it. And yeah so. It's nice to have a supportive lad It was really cute. Something really cute about red star. He came over before we went to the pink premier and he met phoebe for the first time and he like loved. Phoebe like boy crazy. She has like she has crushes on every guy that comes in through the door and he was like and she loves tanya. I think she really loves all my friends but she really gives tawny and the attention. She needs attention she does. And so tommy attacks me was that a couple of days ago and it was like red star says. He misses phoebe and ten minutes. Now i know. I'm like getting to a point. Where like everything like. I don't even want to say it because i don't want to jinx it but like it's so good right now that everything he does like makes me smile and i'm like you're just the cutest thing squeezer face off. Oh that's great. Yeah they'll actually squeeze but like just like everything i'm like. You're so fricking hugh squeeze. It's called cute. Aggression is it with phoebe. I have ninety five. I have with him real bad right now okay. Does he get stage fright or like anxiety like stressed when you go to film him cutting things on your story because i really feel like he was like flexing his hands. This weekend on the video like really felt like he was like i got to really perform here. I what i do think his hands are like very like hot. Hot hand man hand but the amount of people that agree with me makes me feel like he should do some sort of hand modelling like. I'm actually not kidding. Like i was like. I like a lot of people have been saying. How like manley and like like your hands are though like we should look into this. Yeah yeah why not little side gig just a little side pay. Really what if he had to caress hands with another actress. That's where i would draw the line. But i actually. I was at the nail salon and this woman is like a foot model recruiter. Or something. And i was listening to her. Recruit the man next to me because she's given mazing feet and like a lot of men don't have so like i'm listening to this entire conversation go down. She's basically giving him as her card. And saying i want you to like foot model for me but will blah and she was like they to fifteen our foot foot like people. Will you know if you can have your good feet. You can send photos of your feet and make money. Should we see what our foot rating is on wiki. Feet live on the podcast. Yeah just creepy turn creator. There's photos of your feet on their radar. No this is just a she was just remarking on how attractive red stars hands are now. You're going to the perv website. Is it like the but what do people just have. Good eye for. Good fi like that lady. They don't think that's what it is. Yeah now this seemed legit like she didn't seem creepy at all like it seemed like she was actually like i don't know exactly what she we don't wanna king shame anyone here. If you're in a fee we love you and support fee fetishes But reds fans are quite. That's great. I'm saying if you're a pervious enough to maintain a website of women's feet taken without their knowledge and rate them that i think you're creepy. I'm sorry thank shaving. I have five stars on my feet. Four people voted ugly and five people. The voted bad. So i'm going to find that the four out of five. No i five. I have five stars. Oh that's good five out of five look tanya Scared doesn't feel healthy to me. The feet look at these hands okay. No see. we're doing too much too much visual. This is an audio podcast. They can't see the video clip or they can't see his hands full also five stars. I five out of five dollars. Thank you guys doing horrible things while looking at those pictures just so. You're aware of my instagram You said didn't counteract what i said. That was an argument. To what. I what i'm saying to my instagram going to be. I don't i mean i. Just i feel if if it had been lower rating i would be very upset right now and just like discuss it but i have a good rating on there. I just want to stand up for for the. I'm not a foot person. I can't stand which we'll just walked on our angles. I hate them. But but i will say i am so impressed by the passion and the enthusiasm that people have for everything in in their world is such zest for further interest. Nope so crazy for life. Yeah in haines the body parts and you'll realize creepy. It is what you're saying. Only tell hands but if somebody had an entire website dedicated to boobs rating boobs in here these boobs and how much. I love boobs creepy. I'm sorry this is a creepy thing that people are doing. But what if it's hands the exact same thing that we're talking about with red star having nice hands you're not gonna find a wicky hands. I really don't think you are or what about knows where to find. A wiki knows because it's the body part it's about guys with a fetish and to me. The foot is an inner changeable body part to the ears and the nose. Like it's like you know what i mean. It's just a weird body part that i don't really have so the fact that these people have fixated on this one and they're going so hard on it like in the past quite literally. It's so fascinating favorite. Thing is i used to say. I hated beat so much. I wish we all just walked around. Never heard anyone say that so they would. I feel so connected right now. You can't just walk around on your ankles like purpose. Busy silence you. Could you imagine if you'd be like walking on stilts every day. That'd be exhausted. I love shoes. I have a lot of shoes. I'm a big shoe guy. Just hate the things that go in them. The that's all it is. We're all very grateful for our feet and you know it's it's something. Some people admire feet. Some people admire hands. Some people admire. But you know it's like we all have our things you know what i'm saying. Mark creepy on this martin. I'll i'll marin by marcos to wiki armpits all the time thanks yeah he does. He's a closet. Wiki armpit march march side because his wikipedia. Reading is three point here. that's i feel too. I get it patty years. Well what. Oh i so neither will tell me watch grades. I didn't but i'm what can you tell me about having because tanya couldn't even tell me what happened you know it's funny. I was just thinking before the show like always talking about like what happened It's a very run of the mill routine episode of grey's anatomy. And he's just finale. Yes where's your five hundred people on the facebook group told me and we apologize for saying it was the finale of this past week or so sorry about that but yes this week is the fairly so this should be good. Something good should happen this week. Last week was kind of like treading. Water well yeah. You saw the photo that they posted right no posted. I mean again. It could be a. I don't know what it is. But they posted a photo of maggie and I'm blanking on his name. Winstons maggie winston. It looks like at their wedding. Well yeah because they reveal the last one remember in the parking lot. Yeah they don't look happy right so they look quite perturbed so i don't know we'll see she. They did say this. could you know they were saying. This could be the series finale or right the not. they're saying it worked if it is the series finale. So that'll be interesting. I some high expectations for it. If that's the case right probably too high but yeah. I know i'm scared. My expectations are pretty high too. But we'll see all we can do a see you know all we. Can you know what all we can do is see and that is an all we can do is is live live in and listen and tomorrow will come and we can see and live and listen again beautiful before we go today in the morning in therapy my therapist something so good she said you know when you know like old oil lamps oil lamp where it's a lamb burns from oil like oil burning like back in the centuries exactly in the centuries similar to lava lamp that eastern has okay but oh mike do much. Mary's sound no. But i was like. Wow now i want to watch it. Because i just started it last night. Man the buzzes crazy. Let's amazing kate winslet. I mean she's she's up. She's epic always anyways the oil lamp. So they're saying we were talking about. How sometimes we give so much to the point where we feel depleted because we give everything we have to other people and she was like give of your light not of your oil so shine your light like give your light like let be a light and people's life but don't give them what feels you like. Don't give away everything that fuels your light. That is so profound. I know it really just like hit me and i was like. Wow i so often give. What's fueling me versus. Just like giving what i have to like. I'm always giving to depleting my oil to where my life can't even shine anymore. Because i'm so. I've given everything that is so profound. I don't even know how to digest that right now. Let's use it on that all. Sit on that it is so good because wow yeah because you have so you can give all your light and joy and you can do all those things but it's when you start taking things that fuel you and bring you joy. Yeah well as you say like you know you you when your tank is full you can and then you have a little bit extra you can give that to people because you have the you have the energy and you have you know love whatever but she was like the issue. Sometimes we make as giving when we don't even have enough ourselves. We try to give it for other people but we don't even have enough for ourselves to even feel feel like sometimes it say you're doing a million different things like on a sunday right you. You told somebody that you'd go. Their birthday party told somebody that you've come to this. But on every sunday you church and that brings you that fuels you for the week and you miss church because you're doing xyz for everybody else in your life and then you miss your fuel who good so anyways How much does she charge you for that little nugget for the good stuff you know get stuff. Yeah well. that's it for today. Anything you'd like to add no. I've learned a lot today. I've learned that. Houston and margaret both vary secure and and love feet and you still loves or eastern doesn't like b but he respects people who love feet and mark thinks speed fetishes creepy but he loves armbands earth. Tanya loves to live off love and toucher boo i. Yeah and you know what i actually do. Want to get lisa vity on the podcast at some point because she's the woman who like invented it but behind it all And it's pretty groundbreaking. What she's doing. yeah. I'm i mean like i said. I don't know that i'm doing going to do it. But i am very curious to see what you notice about doing it. Yeah thrilled that. You're taking this journey for all of us. You know it. Happy to fall on the sword. All right well. I hope you'll have a wonderful week. That's right and we'll be back next monday. Count way by camp brings the boxing and kickboxing gym right home with full body workout. That you'll actually look forward to and a free standing punching bag that can take your hardest hits and fight. 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Sleep Series: Lisa Kudrow on Sleep, Science, and Spirituality

The Thrive Global Podcast

22:51 min | 5 months ago

Sleep Series: Lisa Kudrow on Sleep, Science, and Spirituality

"If i'm having trouble falling asleep and i don't know what this is. I sort of stumbled on it. When i close my eyes. I don't know if you have. But they're sort of black blobs. When you close your eyes. And i just breathe slowly deeply and follow the black blob and then i'm out. I don't know what that is but it works. Hello i'm arianna huffington. I'm delighted to welcome you. To a special series of the thrive global podcast presented by audible in these four episodes. I'll be talking to forty marketable women about how they prioritize sleep in their lives and what helps them. Thrive sleep is always essential to every aspect of our wellbeing but an extraordinarily times of zion stress and uncertainty. Getting the sleep we need is more important than never sleep is truly the foundation of both a strong immune system and our mandela resilience. The very things. We need to navigate this pandemic beyond certainty of the year. I had my guest. Today's lisa kudrow the comedic genius who starred in shows like friends web therapy and the comeback. She's an executive producer of tlc's and nbc's. Who do you think you are and not surprising. Given a background in science and biology. She's also on the board of the resnick neuropsychiatric hospital at ucla. Here's some of our conversation about sleep and so much more so let's start with sleep. How did you sleep last night. What's your relationship with sleep. I feel like. I have a very good relationship with sleep. And i slept fine last night. I could've used maybe another hour. But now i sleep well i we have a tv in our bedroom but i never watch tv in bed. Quite a bunch of phone. Does your phone sleep next to you. When i'm traveling it does. Because i don't trust the alarm clock there but i have an alarm clock so he doesn't sleep with you normally no in the bathroom fantastic. Yeah that's your ahead of the curve because says you know seventy five percent of people sleep with their phones by their bad now. My bad has to be for sleeping. That room for me has to be just for sleeping saturday on sanctuary. Yeah and i usually don't have a problem falling asleep. 'cause i do sort of breathing exercises so you have a nighttime routine i do and dallas about. Well i lie flat on my back. And i take deep breaths breathing in count to five. Hold it for five. Let it out. Five i know variations. That's what works for me And then i start to. I don't know how to put it sort of run energy. You know for my son and my husband and myself and my family And just imagine you know them very safe surrounded in white light and you know i do stuff like that with it's just associated with calm for me and it. It relaxes me and then next thing. I know i'm asleep. But there's another thing if i'm having trouble falling asleep and i don't know what this is. I sort of stumbled on it. When i close my eyes. I don't know if you have it but are sort of black blobs When you close your eyes and just breathe slowly and deeply and follow the black blobs. And then i'm out I don't know what that is but it works. Amazing it basically disconnect from any worries sir any projects and it focuses on something that has nothing to do with your daily life. Right probably it. Yeah but i also. I'm sometimes it's great and sometimes it's bad how well i can compartmentalize so it's great when i'm trying to fall asleep to take a step back and understand. Whatever that issue is that's not resolved. I'm not going to resolve it right now and i'm not you know. I need to sleep so the issue will be better served in my sleep and i can deal with it tomorrow. once in a while it's so i am really stressed about something that's unresolved and And i try to do that and sometimes it just doesn't work if i had caffeine too late or you know i don't know what else at but i don't the other thing. I think that's really important. If you're not sleeping is to knock it really aggravated. Yes and punish yourself for not sleeping so when that happens i saved. That's okay. I can function on six hours drive sleep instead. Of how many hours seven and a half to eight. Yes i like to. Yeah but the first thing i do is just not stress out over not sleeping and if it's really not happening the sleep then i surrender. Get up go into the other room. Where my phone is and it's not reading emails. It's playing puzzle games right and relaxing on daily. You're tired again. Yeah and then just saying that's okay. You can be fine for one day on five hours sleep. And then tomorrow you'll be tired and you'll go to sleep. I just talked myself through. It's all okay so you are talking to try. Yes so that's actually am totally based on science. What you just said. They've done a lot of research. And one of my favorite experiments is having control group and they told them that they have to go to sleep and another group and they told them they have to stay awake and the group that had instruction to stay awake fell asleep faster. Yes because saranda yes so if you stress about eighteen view become anxious about it right. That's the worst thing to do. Is when i know i have to be up early to do something and i hope by sleep. That already causes stress. Yeah no and. I don't like taking sleeping things. I've tried that but i know you can become addicted and then getting of it. You're not gonna sleep. Yes and also the sleep is not as good quality though. It's not as sleep. We get naturally so. I'm glad that you are trying anything. Short of sleeping pills. No yeah that i can't. I know i can't do that. And i get a rebound from that stuff. You know i get really anxious over. I don't know what all of a sudden and i'll i had i would realize. Why am i so anxious about that. Why am i so uptight. Why am i so snippy. Why am i so aggravated over things and i realized oh because you took you know one of those like a yeah. You took a sleeping grill. All of them have unintended consequences. Or an anti-anxiety zion rebound from that. And what about microscopes during the day that help you through anxiety through fierce through all the things that are part of being a human being. Do you have any daily rituals are what we call micra. Stabs i do. I have puzzle games. So if i'm working and i feel like i'm getting overwhelmed or there's too much to do and i'm not moving fast enough then i just give myself a break. And how long is the Yet i have to be careful that the ten or fifteen minutes doesn't turn into a half hour or an hour but that's what is so interesting and what makes me saab to mystic that the brakes can actually be. I shot a sixty seconds. Oh is that right. S and as long as as a break that kind of stops the cumulative nature of stress Eight has a huge impact in sixty seconds enough. He's enough and what is interesting. Is exactly what you discovered about playing a game. It's kind of the same principle of kind of separating yourself. Right from the stressful incidental moment and not laughing become cumulative that stepping back. Yeah that perspective. So it's kind of an exciting time in the science of behavior change and started biology. And you're interested in science and what also is fascinating. Is that all the latest. Science confirms a lot of spiritual tradition. Yes that's what i'm noticing yep and I know that you took jewish status and that you were even bet meets right. Yeah so that decision. What are you raised in a spiritual household. No because my parents were not religious. They were not observant jews. My father had been raised orthodox and so that wasn't appealing to him then as an adult and we didn't belong to a synagogue. So when i wanted and my brother was bar mitzvah at the house they found a rabbi. Who would train him and have the bar mitzvah. And then i decided i wanted about mitzvah because all my friends were having bar and bat mitzvahs and i'm jewish too so i wanted to have that like ammonia of expression acknowledgement So we had a friend that was a rabbi and he doubted me tapes and i saw it was all written out in english. You know I can't all of a sudden. I can't remember one of like b. a. r. u. See a and. I could just read it out. Listen to the tapes learned. The music of it. And i did it. I did it. He snuck us into his synagogue. But just the family for the ceremony. And then i had a party somewhere else. And what made you understand. Jude as men hebrew in college Even before college. I was interested in jewish history and i took a class when i was in high school. I took a class at the community college with my brother which was thrilling to me. Because my brother's older and You know i was thrilled that we were going to be in a class together. He said this teacher was really good. And you know we should do. And i loved it with all my heart. So would you consider yourself a spiritual person. I feel like. I am more now since Phoebe since the role of phoebe in friends that had nothing that girl had nothing to do with me and And once. I got the once i got the role and i was on the show. And you know. I was working with jennifer aniston. Who was more spiritual person. Then i started saying. Oh so what is that. And what does that. And what is that. And she introduced me to a lot of really great books and things that sort of launched. That which i thought was really interesting and some things that i recognized you know in certain aspects of what i learned about judaism and every religion so my my absolutely favorite spiritual tradition in two days ms chabad because i think we all need it where there were jewish or not. Have you ever practiced it. No well when i was around the time of my but mitzvah and thereafter. I decided i wanted to be a little more religious so in my room in my bedroom on friday a few times i would have i had candles and candlesticks and i would do it myself. Which is not how it's supposed to be done. But but that was the fried rachel. What about this saturday. No no i didn't. I thought that went too far but right now a lot of people are introducing the kind of digital detox into their lives and in a sense the hall last on of the chabad is disconnect. Just from your work but from phones and -nology that's true that's true. Yeah that is a good thing. And so what's relationship with your phone and technology during the day intimate very intimate relationship. What i love about it is that you are staying in touch with people through tax through email. I don't read my news on my phone. I don't a lot of it feels like opinion right now to me and that's not important again right. I studied biology scientific method. And i don't feel. I don't feel like i'm getting enough facts over opinions. That irritates me. I'm not that means. I'm not getting information that i can know. You are not getting the truth and that love of science you know goes back to studying biology and i love what you said that what you learned from studying biology is that nature doesn't judge. Yes i love that. So how do you apply that. In your own life. I speak as a very self judgemental person. I called that voice in my head. The obnoxious roommate living in my head judge and doubts me. I have that too. So how have you dealt with that voice. Well at first you have to recognize it and And then you have do for me. Let it now. That might be true. It might not be true so what will serve me. Best right now is it might not be true. And i'm just gonna carry on you know because it doesn't help and i learned that also just beginning my career taking improvisation classes which are really good. It's really good. You have to be in a mindset of everything's okay and to just listen and respond and don't judge and be able to use whatever comes out you yes whatever comes at you. You incorporate it into your truth in the scene. Am i recently passed it on my instagram and neck said from your vassar commencement speech oh and people absolutely loved it and You talked about failure and how to deal with failure and My mother's sort of brought us happy. Nothing's you know one bedroom apartment. Making us feel that failure is not the opposite of success but a stepping stone. And oh she did her. Gosh and i felt that this was very much kind of the message of Of what you said During that commencement speech instead of one of them yes. Now that it's a it's a guidepost. Yes exactly go this way. It's not worth that door closed and say thank you because it's probably for a good reason. I love that exactly that you have to look at spinning disappointment road signs. Yeah if something doesn't wear going neither way you can't take it personally right. That's the big thing. Don't take it personally and also if that voice inside says but this is the right way and that door closed because they made a mistake. That's fine too. We still pursue it. But don't it personally there's no revenge doesn't work bitterness. you know. none of that helps you move along ever. Yeah you've also said That phoebe was very very different from you. Yeah am why is it. Partly because she was so relentlessly optimistic Yes partly yeah. I was A big skeptic. And i think took myself really seriously to and again the scientific method. That was everything and for phoebe it was sort of the opposite of all that So yeah that to me was was a challenge every season. We'd come back like okay. Who is she. that's oh getting ahead. Okay i have to figure and one year. I it wasn't i can't. I was just really frustrated. That i don't feel like i'm having the realizations about her that i had before and and it's really frustrating. I'm not. It's not working and matt leblanc when you're over thinking you are her. You got it. You've been doing it for three years. That's the problem. There is no problem. You're looking for a problem. I love him so much. He simplifies everything to. It's it's simple. This is what it is is like your. There's no work to do. That's why you've embodied her. Yeah you're trying to over think it right. You got it down. You don't need to do that work anymore. You her like oh and then it was fine. He was right. This is actually so great about those of us who are not actors. Let's say if we want to embody equality. Maybe we can start kind of faking it and lou make it and acting as eve. Oh yeah definitely. I like that. I believe in that when you actually saw the value of it yes but also in regular life you know like i said to study improvisation you had to adopt a mindset of. It's all okay. It's all okay and what i'm hearing is something i have to work with. And it's okay and it'll make it better if i accept that you know all of a sudden yes. There's a refrigerator in the living room. Okay so these people keep a refrigerator in their living room because they're hungry a lot and you just keep snowballing that you add information and make it right. Yeah so am eve. You're giving a commencement speech now. Yeah m what advice would you add. Is there anything new that you've learned. Because that's what i love kind of reading about what you say through the years that it It changes and you share new learnings and new pieces of wisdom anything new that wasn't in the vasa commencement speech yeah i would change it because when i i wasn't realizing at that point that there weren't tons of jobs for college graduates to have and so. That was a very idealistic. So you know there was. I think still some good advice. But there's also such a thing as having enough and that's where you find abundance where when realize what you have is enough and And it makes life a lot easier. I don't know if that's fair or not. But i feel like you know for for young people that especially have to you. Know whatever entry level job they have and then they still need to pick up a gig on weekends or after hours. You know whether it's driving a ride share thing or food delivery or any of that that Yeah this is what you're doing. It's not who you are. It's what you're doing and those are two different things. So it's really not identifying with what your job is whether that's being a famous actor Am or becoming a superstar. Whatever you you're dreaming about doing. Yeah and just really understanding that. You're doing what you need to do. And that is wonderful. And it's also at the heart of every spiritual tradition. Yes that The however fantastic our job or our identity in the world. irs anderson who really are is more magnificent. Yes that's true. Thank you so much for helping us. Connect with so much truth while making us laugh. Thanks for so many years. Thank you thank you. Thanks arianna many things that drew this episode of the thrive global podcast is presented by audible who sleep collection was designed to help you get the rest. You deserve for the wealth of sleep stories. Meditations and other incredible wellness content checkout audible plus who also features thousands of audiobooks. Podcasts and audubon originates and stay tuned for my new podcast. Quite i learned with ariana huffington done featuring some of the mars interesting people sharing the life lessons they learned over the course of these two molecules past year. Thanks for listening.

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GSMC SciFi Podcast Episode 66: Captain Marvel, Solo and Lost in Space S2

GSMC SciFi Podcast

31:11 min | 2 years ago

GSMC SciFi Podcast Episode 66: Captain Marvel, Solo and Lost in Space S2

"Golden State media concepts side put together. We dive into the world at scifi science fiction from episode of Star Trek Star Wars to resident in all the hard science fiction movie from the backyard's marvel or DC, Golden State media cuts, Sifi pipe cats. You'll never foot get signed station the same again. Hello there. Everybody is. I am back again for the Jesus MC Sifi podcast brought to you by the GMC podcast network. This is Jay snook back once again to bring you more science fiction news for the week, it's going to cover a lot of different topics like, you know, new trailers TV shows movies and other things like that is what I hope to cover each and every week. So we finally got a big thing this this last week or two, you know, because marvel the was done really well. So far they've brought a lot of characters to the big screen. They've brought a lot of different stories to the big screen. Some lighter fare, some really heavy fair. His still have some wounds, you know, from Infinity war, great movie, but my heart, you know, so much, you know, death there and destruction and things like that. But. That's kind of how that story is so, and we got news. I think a couple of months ago that you know captain marvel that they're going to do a movie for finally, but we haven't really gotten a trailer before we got an a date which was going to be a believe, March two thousand nineteen on last week or two. We finally got a trailer for a little context on this movies, so it takes place before any the adventure movies, but after the first captain America. So it takes place in the nineties, and the trailer starts off right away with captain marvel just crashing from space into a blockbuster video, which I absolutely loved. Because one of my first jobs of the blockbuster video, you know, and poor, blockbuster video gone no longer anymore. At least not in my neck of the woods said face but true face and we get to see a lot of, you know, captain marvel and action. We get see a much younger Samuel Jackson. Which is Nick fury. So gay miss younger him. I don't remember if we see Colson in this trailer, but I wanna say we do. We get to see a lot of captain marvelous, Humby humble beginnings, I think we could see some of the scrolls I think, but I don't fully remember, but I do remember that. Yeah, this is a really big deal. Captain marvel is supposedly, and I don't know this person. I haven't read a lot of the marvel comics, but supposedly is one of the strongest characters in the marvel universe. We're talking stronger than than os stronger than LOKI stronger than a lot of the characters we've seen so far in them see us. She supposedly be out of the water and we have seen MS, captain marvel. Excuse me. Captain marvel a bit already. She's showing up on Marvel's avengers a cartoon show that's on. Disney d, it's achy in its fifth season now, and she's also shown up a little bit on marvel Spiderman. The new sperm in cartoon is also Disney exte-. But you know, it's only they only been big pieces here and there you know believe she's been marvels of injuries for a while now, and that's a show I've just only recently gotten into. But yeah, I'm actually they had at wonder con this year, this last year in March. They didn't agents of shield panels do every year. But yeah, the guy who plays Colson wasn't there and now was because he was shooting for, you know, captain marvel and yeah, we're going to see, you know, younger, Nick fury in this movie, we're gonna see a younger coal agent Colson. This movie, we kind of get see, like, you know, a a shield, it's going to be kinda different from than we see on the show. Now I think that's fair to say. We see in this trailer, really cool. Nick fury, supposedly going to hang into dense thinking on, you know what to heck with this to heck with this job to heck with this life. And I guess he says in the trailer that you know, you know, you kind of change that for me. I don't remember if we achy see what the bad guy of captain marvel is going to be in this trailer. I don't think so, but I'm not honestly sure, but this is our first look at this movie. It probably won't be our last look, but yet almost seems like in parts of the trailer may be captain marvel herself, maybe a bad guy. 'cause they're, they do show a see in this trailer where you see her training with other people who wearing a similar in a uniform as she is. And again, since I'm not a big marvel comic reader, I don't know if that means Hainault. They're good guys or if they're bad guys. I'm not really sure. And again, I'm not fully clear on. Why exactly she, you know where she gets her powers from exactly, and I'm sure the movie it self will delve deeper into that. But yeah, like this isn't movie because I'll say this right now for me when it comes to marvel and MC you, they know what they're doing ever since you know ironman, they've proven, they know what they're doing. These characters, they'll take more obscure characters, and they've done really well with those characters on different shows on net flicks and from captain Merrick. I mean from ARIN man onto me, I don't think marvel has done any wrong as far as movies. I don't think they have. You know, they've done really good with captain America that didn't really good with airmen. They've done great with grains the galaxy. They did really guards the galaxy. If you ask me they did a really good job with, you know, some the smart characters like ant man and the wasp I thought was a great film lighter fare, which right now marvel fans really need after and Finn. He wore and you know, so they've done a really good job with most. The permit almost all the characters. They brought to the screen. They've reinvented some characters like, you know, on Netflix again with punisher with daredevil, Dave reinvented those characters, Luke cage just to Jones characters. I didn't know much about it on a really good job, but those characters. So I personally am really excited for captain marvel. That's gonna be a really good movie. It's going to be amazing. And from what I've heard from fans in the comics. You know, she has a big part to play in Infinity worm. She does. Now, that's the comics mind you just because the EU follows comics to a t. does not mean that what happened? The comics is going to happen in the in the next movie which by the way I wish we'd get a, you know, trailer for that or a name for that. We haven't so far fans haven't gotten anything of the sort. We don't know anything about vendors for besides it's called avengers four. We don't know it's n game or what is called. I believe it does come out next may. But again, we don't really know much about that yet. So please marvel if you can't add love to see more about that movie, but, but yeah, but MS captain marvel. I'm sorry. Captain marvel I think is going to be an absolutely amazing movie. The trailer really gives me a lot of hope for it. And again, as a fan of marvel MCI so far, I definitely have high hopes for this movie. So he has this. Is a big deal. And of course side note marvel side notes is, you know, like Luke cage has season two which is on Netflix right now out, how do you recommend? I think it was really, really good. They did a very good job with it. And of course marvel hazardous themselves again in my eyes to with iron fist season two, which, yeah, season one of iron fist, all man. That was probably one of the worst marvel shows that ever seen on Netflix, but I am here to assure you for those who haven't washed ready, give season two of ARIN, fist chance because they redeem themselves. They proved, hey, don't worry guys, we know we're doing we and you know, they learn from their mistakes from season one. So yes. So that is also available net flicks right now. And there is a season three of daredevil coming up too. So those are all really cool marveled things come up in the near future, and I'm. Again, the captain marvel trailer is on YouTube right now. And if you've been, you know, excited to see this film and more about it. Definitely check it out. It's really amazing. And of course, like any fan, I'd love to see more, but it's a good beginning, you know, it gives me all it expect from the character and more and for me, a non marvel fan really opens the door to, you know, hey, you know, this is what we're gonna do where we're going to start and how it's going to go. So yeah, so I am really excited for captain marvel and I cannot wait March, get your ready, so I can see this movie. So we're going to take a short break right now, and we'll be back in a few moments. What a find out what movies to go see and check out the GMC movie podcast. It's your ticket to the latest movies, whether it's a new blockbuster event romantic comedy or action flick, this show has got it all covered. They talk some what to go. See now don't bother what's hot on Netflix and everything in between. That's GSM see podcasts dot com back slash movie dash podcast. When it's all about the movies, it has to be this new show. Don't forget to like on Facebook and follow them on Twitter, visit GS MC podcast dot com for more info. He. Hello there. Everybody we are back for more a scifi news so another. And if you didn't get enough Star Wars news on our last upset. Well, I have more for you. So solo is women talk about next and Disney had kind of like, you know, for awhile because Disney, as people owns Lucas film and you know that whole franchise now has kinda gone like, you know, real Star Wars Centric. They've done a lot of store where so they've a lot of star stuff coming up in the near future. There was rumor at one time, but I think that Ryan Johnson, it might not be trained more that one time, Ryan Johnson who directed Star Wars. The last Jedi, which, yeah, in my opinion, one of the more disappointing Star Wars films of ever ever seen supposed to trilogy. I'm not sure if that's true anymore. Two of the writers of. Game of thrones is supposed to be doing a Star Wars trilogy. Like I said, John father, ro is doing a Star Wars, live action show on. On Disney streaming service next year, they've already done rogue wine, which are that was a really good Stanley stars from. I had my doubts when I heard about it, but they did a very good job with that movie. And there's been talk of other rumors of other movies that may be, you know, it'll be one kanobi movie, which I would be totally down to watch that. And it's been rumor of a movie. There's a lot of really when it comes to Star Wars is a lot of star were stuff like rumors and stuff that's been thought about coming out lately, but not too much concrete yet. Now, of course, you know, Star Wars Episode nine comes out next year next summer, I believe, and that's coming. But again, we don't really know the name of that one yet either. Although j.j Abrams is coming back the direct that one, which I'm really excited for because he did a good job with force awakens in my opinion. I know some fantastic force awakens. It was just like, you know, the vendor, the j two point how or. A new hope, two point. Oh, and fine. You can think that I disagree beacon anyways. So, yeah, there's a lot of star were stuff coming in the next couple of years. And what just came out recently to own on like four k. all traits and Blu Ray now is solo and solo, you know, is a movie that is another prequel of sorts for Star Wars. It's another standalone film in the Star Wars universe so far, I think only the second one they've really done and when it came out, fans were mixed on it. Some liked it, some didn't like it. Some really hated it. Some thought were disappointed in it. So you're probably wondering, where are you on this spectrum j. well, you know, this is a movie. I did watch theaters and. I'll go into the bad about it. I so the movie does is a bit longer than needs to be like to something hours. It's a bit longer than it needs to be. It kinda does drag on it some parts because of this. And you know it takes a while to get going it does. It takes about an hour before you're really gripped into it. Now, the cool thing about there's a few good things about this movie at the same time though, is you know you get a CO, haunting, chewy, Matt. And that was really kind of cool to see. And it was kind of interesting to see that dynamic, how that happened. Woody Harrelson comes in pretty early on, and I thought he was really good in this movie as Beckett. I thought he was a great choice for that character. You know, we to see a million Clark from game of thrones in this as Kira. We have Paul bet ni as. Dryden Vaas. So he's in this movie and yeah, there's a good group people in here. There's actually Warwick Davis who I got a chance to talk to and absolutely amazing guy, very big stars finished gotten to be in stars and has been more Star Wars movie with think. And yeah, and so the movie it self. But for me, really the standout star for this movie, really in a nutshell is actually Donald Glover as Lando risen. Yeah, he's just, I don't know. It's kind of almost for me. Surprise one. 'cause you know you're supposed to go for, like, you know, the guy who's playing on solo, which I believe was Alden Irun Ricksen I think I'm not really sure from saying that right, but but yeah, but I like a lot of fans. I'm going man. Every scene that Donald Glover's is Landau is just topnotch wonderful. Just everything we expect from Landau and more. He's silly. He's eccentric. He's over the top put man. Every scene he's in is just amazing. We get to see that he had a joy to one time called l. three, three, seven, which is also a really funny character. Let's adds a lot of kind of like, you know, clever comedy to the mix definitely has more dimensions than some androids we've seen in the past. So that's really, really great. There's a lot of really good scenes with the two of them some unexpectedly funny scenes, and we get a see as a movie goes on, you know where. Eventually she becomes a part of the ships. So she's a part of the blame falcon. And of course we million falcon, you know, originally came from and you know Hans fascination with it from almost the get go, we get to see, you know, there's a scenery, you see how he gets this ship and women kind of like, you know, build their, you know, dynamic in their relationship. There's a lot of action this film. Rita see the whole kessel run scene, which a lot of fans that was kind of seen for them like where the movie kind of got really good, some people that their favorite scene in the whole movie. So that's a really cool scene. And there's some twists and turns as film goes along. And you know, for me, I can't say it's the best Star Wars film of scene. I just can't say that, but having watched it twice now I can say that you know what? It's watchable. It's enjoyable. It took me on a fun ride, you know, getting to see. Like you know them, Liam talking so beat up. One point getting CB's new car Linkin group of, you know, characters called emphas- Ness was kind of really interesting that dynamic and how as the film progresses you kind of they're almost like the starting of the rebellion, which is really kind of cool. So that was really interesting little twists there. Actually, I learned this from a Warwick which I didn't know what that his character and end phys nest was actually in Phantom Menace, I and that means off to watch Phantom Menace again because I miss that. But so his character that he plays in solo keep drive for this is also in Phantom Menace. So like there there was kind of a progression there. I guess where the character went from where it wasn't Phantom Menace to where it went to in solo, and that was a cool tidbit I learned from by the with, I didn't know. Okay. I'll have to watch for that next time and. Yeah. And you know, you get to see like, you know, Hans solo is kind of not a perfect character, but you know, you see in this first he does have a good heart and he does kinda wanna do good, but also wants to take care of himself humble beginnings. They're living on Kerala him and Kira, and you know, things were tough there. I guess a lot of, you know, different factions and like, you know, a crime syndicates the time. So the galaxy was a mess. We get to see for awhile where. Hustle is working for the empire and how he gets his name on solo. So there's some cool tidbits there. And really for me overall, it was a fun movie. I mean, I wouldn't mind watching it again. I would say this, I think really, for this moving nutshell, at least for me, you kinda have to have like it's like I wouldn't say low expectations, but just don't have insanely high expectations. For example, when I saw this movie, I didn't have insanely high expectations for it. I didn't, but I did expect, you know, it's going to be fun and it was. It was a fun film. I can't really like say, like, you know, man, I hated watching it the first time or I hated watching it the second time. I can't say that because I really didn't either time, you know. And like I said, the cast is really good. I will say this, I agree with many fans on this is I would. I think they should do next if they do. You know this again, another Stanley from his land risen. That's what I think they need to do next. That's what I would really. Really wanna see which I think it has been confirmed that Billy Dee Williams is going to be an episode nine. So that'll be kind of cool interesting to see where that goes. And I've heard rumor again for your last bit of Star Wars news. And again, this is rumor not written in stone. Don't take my word for it that I'm, I think that Disney might be a bit of a shift because even though I didn't hate solo solo, didn't do as well as they hoped it would. It didn't make the money, they hoped it would. So there's been, I've heard some talk of maybe they're going to kind of slow down the brakes and not do like a stars movie every reykdal originally planned. But again, don't quote me on that. That's just what I think I had heard through the grapevine. You know, I'm heard online, you know? So again, that's available on for Kayla treats D. And like DVD now. And yeah, if you wanna fund movie, I, I would recommend getting it, but it I definitely will say too though, just. You know, look at it as a fun, ride fun little movie, and I think you have a good time watching it. So again. Yeah, that's all I have on that. And it looks like we're intake ourselves a nother short break, and then we'll be right back for more scifi news, tired of searching the vast jungle of podcasts, listen, close, and here this out. There's a podcast network that covers just about everything that you've been searching the Golden State media concepts. 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I wanna say in like the nineties, maybe even early two, thousands, we got a new movie that I think Matt LeBlanc was Atun from friends, and I remember it not doing to kind of came and went and fans not really being too, you know, old boy. That was amazing. That's what I remember anyway, and then we got about all I want to say, begin. Innings of this year or ends of last year. We got a new lost in space on net flicks and I was able to watch this show and you know, I'm gonna get into into with you some the goods and bads about it. So it's definitely scifi show. It's basically where family the Robinsons get stranded on a planet. You know, there's, there's a little boy. There's like three girls. There's the mom and the dad, and I guess, you know, they're, they were on some space station that suppose he gets destroyed and so they're on this planet trying to survive trying to, you know, get through, you know, find a way to survive in this plant. Maybe get back to the colony, you know. And I don't know if they know it's been destroyed if they're members been destroyed it I, it's going through the difficulties of being on the planet. The harsh conditions, you know, the snow, the rain, stuff like that. There's. Episodes where you know on a one person gets stuck here or one person gets back there along the way will Robinson who's a little kid. You know, finds this robot that I think they say on this show goes on at she an alien of sorts. They kind of build a relationship. You know, we hear the danger will Robinson once or twice in the you know, seasons season because it's kind of how it has to go and. Yeah, it's it's, it's a show that like, you know, has his family going on your as the season progresses. It was about ten episodes. I believe around forty fifty, something minutes each usually you know, we find out that, hey, there's more gone than we thought we even find out one point that you know on my God, the alien the robot alien might have been responsible for this space issue getting destroyed, and we think that all the people on this Beijing are dead. Something had happened to the earth where I can't remember if it was just like it was dying or something like that. But you know, this family was able to, you know, get on this ship to get off the planet, get on this space and find a new place to live. So that's the gist of the show itself. And as progresses I say, we find out that, you know, maybe this robot member sponsor for destroying it. There's this one character that says she's a doctor who's not. She's, you know, worse than she seems and she may add to part to play, and you know what happened to. She causes some problems for the Robinson family. As the season progresses, there's parts where, like, you know, the robot gets destroyed and then joins with her and becomes bad as this progresses. Then like, you know, the robot goes to being good again and toward the end the season, you know, we find out, oh, you know, the people on the space station art bunch of are still alive. They're stare. Okay. They're still fine. The space had been repaired. So they find out the all these people they thought were dead. At least friends family aren't. I believe memory serves me too. There's a part of the season. They all get back together on this planet because I think a bunch of more on this planet because what happened the space station and kind of build their own little colony and eventually decide to go back to the lake. Well, little like I don't have callings right word, maybe like a commune or village village maybe and they kind of, you know, go back to the space station. They find out as it goes along that. You know, they try to get up there and they need to get enough fuel to do that. The Robinson family toward the end, they're about to go back up, but there's another robot that shows up there. Another robot alien and the one with the Robinsons and the other one have a fight. We see. Like, you know, the one robots was destroyed by the other robot and they both get blasted into space. And just as the Robinsons of course, are about to go into, you know, the colony, they get zapped somewhere else instead by the robot to another galaxy with two planets where we've heard it before, it's suppose you like the robot aliens planet. So instead of the Robinsons. Oh yeah. They finally get go the colony and you know, have this great, wonderful thing. No, that can't happen because that just makes too much sense. So the Robertson's end up, you know, see, like, you know where they kind of leave it open for a season two. Now, watching the whole season myself as like it's an okay show, but it just didn't blow me away. It really didn't. It was I, I gotta watch a number shows on Netflix, and this is one of the ones make all right. I gotta watch all the episodes for this. I can't say hated it, but can't to all my God. You need to watch this now and it so amazing, you'll love I can't. So when I heard other season two, Mike, really. That's interesting. I mean, it's true most shows on Netflix get us season two. This is true, but still little surprising that it's happening yet this is going on. So there hasn't been a date announced yet, but it's a Sumed I think so far, maybe two thousand nineteen or two thousand twenty probably is when it's going to be around there. So they're all there's been ounces. Oh, it's getting a season to my excited for it. I don't know if excited to be the word I'd use for it. I could say, I'm intrigued. I'm curious. I do kinda wanna see. Okay. Now what what's going to happen next? What are we going to see next? So I am curious about that, but there's still a little surprised that, oh, that really did happen. But again, how season one ended, it's not crazy for them to do it at least. Makes sense. Okay. Could do a season two, but should they do anything past that. I don't know. Because, again, I don't know if I, if a lot of people really excited about this show really loved it or if they were just like, oh, it's the show and I guess I'll watch. I don't know. I really don't know. I haven't talked a lot of people about it, but people I know have seen it kinda thought that, like, you know, like the the family was kinda to improve at times and kind of cruel to will Robinson and the dad is kind of a weird characters. So I do agree with that. So I don't know. It's an interesting cast of characters. And like I said, it is getting a second season that is happening. So I will definitely keep you all informed of future a news get on that as it comes around. 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Episode 553 - Jonah Hex

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Episode 553 - Jonah Hex

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Thank you. Jilting in That's right the summer blockbuster. Extravaganza hits a new low. This jonah axe from twenty ten directed but jimmy hayward director of such feature films as horton hears a who free birds. Which was i. Guess some oen wilkes wilson turkey movie And then this motherfucker was an animator at pixar. Did monster zane toy story toy story. But that's the thing a hone in on here is that it's inevitable in taylor script written by yes and i think they were originally going to direct. There were creative different by the way christopher just said it was a bad script. Those are the guys who gave the world the crank franchise god. What's that other ghost rider. Spirit of vengeance gamer. They are gamer. That's bad that's also cross paths with a vengeful liam neeson in a movie. I don't think so that's surprising. It's one time. I fantasized about being in a never tainted taylor will be where i killed a bunch of black guys so so i had to tell the whole world about it. I was just walking down the street looking for any neville. Deans or taylor. As i could find i actually took the crank drug. I had a heart attack and beating guy also interesting. Bit of trivia here executive producer. Matt leblanc really the matt leblanc and so i. I told chelsea about this last night and she got to the internet looked with the deal was apparently he project. No no exact opposite kelly. He was buying a house. Then it was like actually. You're the producer of john. Talk a little bit like he when he got joey. Uh-huh the long lived. Joey a spinoff of friends. He struck like some production. Deal with warner brothers. And part of that was like he had to make it was just like a development deal so he had to make a like a production company and so he was like getting all these projects and like not really interested in it because it was a lot like he wasn't going to act in things so he just he was like i'm an actor. I don't have any interest in this. At that time. They started developing this movie years. Go by and then he gets a call and this. His production company had folded by this point totally shudder and he gets a call. And they're like. Hey so this jonah. Hex movies go in and because you still listed as a rights holder and producer getting a little money from this and he was like all right. How you doing yet. How you doing residual check how much money well enough to buy a bike. It's not a lot just quick question. This movie loses money. I don't lose money right. What are we really clear about that. That's why i never made it. It's gonna lose month going gonna lose my guys notice the over the water brothers logo. You've got a little bow wound a little old west stupid city. I think they also they were doing like gangly old like saloon. Yeah it's it's backwards and wrong. Yes it looks. It sounds like yes. Someone just flipped the entire thing like when we do the we love movies theme song immediate problem. They don't i don't think they say the word parrilla in this. Yeah that's a real real big problem for me out josh brolin's and this movie it's kinda like if larry the cable guy was approaching dramatic role is it. It's pretty much the same as no country. Maybe a little grislier hall in his mouth. Yeah let's gosh. I'm not going to tell you not to talk. But i want you to talk in a way that makes it clear you do not want to talk at all. So just maybe it's because the scripted. So bad but i just zero in on it as being so silly and stupid wherein in no country for old men by the way previous patriotic episode. Very good one by the way. Oh yeah in that movie. It works because it feels like. That's the world. this is just cartoony garbage. The cohen brothers jonah. Hex would be something. I really think i could get into that die in the first real and then figure out the right very many himself play jon polito and it's like running and he falls and his gun goes off and kills him john. Turturro is now. This is a dc comic book property and the interesting thing and this is like this is shocking information here. 'cause like the whole movie really revolves around what they do with this one thing all of the shit of like him talking to the dead yup not in the comic book. No he's just he's just an old west guy like you know. God i mean he. He's in with native americans so he's a little bit of a tracker kind of so he has no superpowers zero sooner than they were making the movie. There were like give this guy superpower so they stole from hell boy which is talking with the dead they still from the crow which is that they stole from. Constantine which is like. Hey man if your when you get to help people are going to have a party like all of these other is known throughout previous comic book movies. They stole from and just crammed into this concept. That doesn't really warrant. He's not even like mortal no he's do. He's literally a cowboy with a hole in his face that's why when when our dear patriots subscribers tune in to our animation damnation this month. We're doing the dc showcase thing or a part of it anyway. Were doing the jonah hex short. That short is way more close to the comic book in this movie actually is. That's i wonder like that you really have to wonder. What neville dean in. Taylor were like the jets. No he stupid if he could just shoot. You know what it'd be fucking great. 'cause i miss my grandma right now. If he could talk to the you think the guys who made crank are doing that. Yeah that's a real storting freebasing. We've gotta make a cold. But i mean that's shows you the problem here. They should have made this like clint eastwood. Shoulda directed this. It should have been a regular should have been a regular day western and instead they just put on like comic book movies. Well that's the problem with this. I mean and i'm i'm gonna guess it's going to be the problem with shanxi as well which is like the whole point. The this came out in the seventies because of western movies. You like it's like the common came out in the west. You don't look kids. Wanted to live western movies. Here's a calm but go live it but then to make that into a movie. It's kind of like straining coffee twice. And then you put like a comic book hat on it. Which i think jesus thing was like. Oh cool kung fu kung. Fu movies are enormous. Here's a comic book. Now it's forty years later. Let's fuck it and make it into a movie but now it's gonna be a marvel movie as opposed to like a a cool kung fu moves sued. Also there's not really a power situation. You don't know enough about shanxi but i just at the very least it's about like if you look at those comics drawn to look like bruce leave very much on purpose and like he fuck shit up. You know what i mean and like this is going to be. It's going to have some sort of thanos ring in it or something. I'm going to guarantee you. That guy's definitely punching no blue wave or ray is coming with lou happening with sonic boom. But i mean the writer that this this would be totally. Like this. Doesn't have the texture of a western. It really should. You don't even like slow like someone rides the town. Johnny don't really even understand the geography and that is like what are you doing. Not filming the great american landscape. If you're set in this time period the fucking cowboy. Erica right on the money eastwood. It's warner brothers for crying out. Loud from steve steve's description of the comic book and how that originated son. Like someone watched outlaw. Josey wells wales wells. Yeah exactly it's it's your capitalizing on that stuff. And that makes a ton of sensitive. I it it should have been eastwood thing yes. I don't do comic books. Oh wait a minute what. He's got a cool holiness. No it's just got to be a big hole. I don't want any like nonsense of their abyss hole. Is there a way for him to use slurs against asian people whilst orza indefinitely. Okay cool you ask this. Every time i am go ahead. It's not really the slurs coming out of the whole closet whole. I like this idea. Oh it's like how to get ahead in advertising. I can't really control way wants to talk. Okay the other vibe that this movie gets off which is a straight f plus right here is fucking wild wild west. Yes that idea of lying punk. We're in civil war times but there's like technology that shouldn't exist because this like nation killer weapon. That malkovich is working towards with this movie water. We just so dumb. It's like they shoot a bunch. It's like they're big cannonballs and then there's a little debt nation ball little hot ball that makes sort of a nuclear. Yes yeah you have to lay out some of his because all were told us ally whitby with the cotton gin zone with the invented. This nation killer wednesday. That was a last-minute wikipedia who invented. That's because all these movies like they have to be so big. I mean it's on my mind because the forecast coming out the indiana jones series like looking right over their fellow very good but he's not like ending world war two. You could have jonah. Hex kill a bunch of dudes takeout like a like an ironclad ship or some and that's enough guys. some movie. Somebody kidnaps a whole town. Oh we gotta bring johnson to do something see all all of this would would take away. It's one saving grace eighty one. Who fucking minutes. Yeah of just go. Just don't fucking care about making any sense making any impression audience. But here's the thing that this is. The this is what i call a deal with the devil run time. Yeah because yes eighty-one minutes it's exquisite on on. Its face but when you're watching this movie you can tell it's total troubled production ville they scrapped together. Whatever they could you can still smell the glue. Coming off the fucking. The film cuts early francis. Lawrence came in and did a lottery shoots to which makes it sues. That has three direct s francis. Lawrence's who's dude. He had but one of the hunger game. No yes okay dark city. He's the fucking Is he talks. He did the one that they finally eat. Eating hunger games. Thanksgiving cool fucking parody. Movie just thought up. I know he did. Francis learning also direct pleasantville. He probably movie sucks shit now. That's not us folks with your headset alex. Somebody said playful. Say this thing starts so turn bowl malkovich. gary ross directed plaza. Apologies to mr lawrence. He wrote on the hunky. Wrote on the hunger games though. That's where your mind was. Okay gotcha So yeah. I mean we were learning that Jonah hex. it was a confederate soldier. Absolutely was oh. Yeah well we were we. You're fixing to do something. Do you think it's good. But then it turns out bad or at cool. Now right is cool. I'll keep the coach. Paul ryan lost because man coup. Look what we're not going to depict any of the horrors or anything. You're just gonna know it was bad just to let you know. War took to me real well and killed lotte union people and probably civilians and you'll notice. I love burning down houses. Figure that out war. it's it is. The beginning is such a muddled mess. I mean like thank god when he finally does the bounty scene. I'm like okay now. I have a ground to sit on. Because like yeah. It's just like his narration. And i'm not even sure what's happening. And then he tried to cross. I'm like wait. What did i this. Malkovich is turnbull. The villain of the movie. His best friend's dad his former best. Cool if me in djerba play sega genesis until eleven thirty tonight being jeb. We're going to go out. Prostitutes and mr turnball. You're trying to seduce i. S i am mr taylor will could be go to the old west windies after. This movie is getting frosty assistant. Thank you mr turnbull from rossi's naptime ice and mud. Yeah he's malkovich. Barely doing a southern accent in this has never cared less. I would i. I've seen him yet not a lot. That dude likes paycheck. A good for him. You don't need. He's got his oscar. he's got us. whatever else. was that four malkovich. No i think was it. Maybe in the line of fire or dangerous liaisons. Now we gotta find it out. Pretty sure he has one. Oscar nominated john. Malkovich was in portrait of a lady on fire. No portrait of a lady. I don't know what regime he painted it. Actually i see. That's i mean the funny thing about this is like you killed shun. i know was accidental. But i got a cure whole family. I'm like turnbull. it's the wild west. Just wait i anyway. It's a kid and a wife die. Just like poise. Put a dead rat in there. Well guess what game over every let kids got a forty one percent chance of survival anyways. Yeah eric from the ticker yeah. Okay so he is not won an oscar he was nominated for in the line of fire And for places the hearts then he was nominated for golden globes lot. Some primetime emmys. Yeah all right but he he's. He's definitely a guy that either cares doesn't care but likes money because he's also a fashion dude like just his fingers and a lotta pies. He's got his own interests and that's great heroes act or in movies. He's a very interesting guy but he definitely put more energy into that super bowl like pre show. Thank you two years ago than any of this. Was that now remember. He's in rome and he's like loss he's supposed to be the intro and like he's on the phone with people he's like. I'll just do it here. can you believe it. It's the ravens who gives a fuck high. I don't remember super bowl. that's right. it's me john malkovich. I love the super bowl. I've always been a big fan of the superfood. Yeah when i think of the nfl. Think john malkovich everytime powdered payers and watch football. John motherfucking about coach. And you can tell his brain to appreciate. He's doing malkovich yelling in. I'll eat the wing happen. I i can't find my ball stupid fucking city. Also the the character designed that he's got here it harkens back to goddamn wild wild west again because he's got this long curly hair. It looks like himself whatever them fucking musketeer movies he was. That's the hair. That kenneth branagh hasn't that goddamn while he's gonna fake nose to going on. It's a fake knows that looks like it was ripped directly from gerard depardieu halloween. But why x knows yeah. I did trying to make him look comic book year. Something like oh oh fantastic. Thank you great. I can't smell in this thing also turnabout. Don't you cure my daughter. She's going to like breathe there in two months. I anyway just from that but yeah. They burn his little Michael bender or to the mic. The malkovich line of like this. But i hate one thing. I hate about this movie. He says like you betrayed your men and murdered my son. You took everything that i loved. Beat looked to camera. Joan asks man. We're saying jonah hex long way too much kind of also shocked to learn that heck's is the family name yeah curse to walk the earth or some. That's i thought it was going to be the thing where it's like. He's a confederate dude. He's on nearly killed. Makes it a constantine esque deal with demons or whatever faulk and it's like now you all joan. Pappy abraham hecht. She collected aches and through matt. Baby i would watch that movie snake. Chucker it was jonas quits and The the kind of shocked at down there we you know we have our own statue of liberty out here in the wild wild west. It's a stick in the ground. Newly old west bounty hunter. What hunts on sundays strategies though. No no no no no amateur. Schommer fucking chavez. I don't don't saturdays. I don't even ride a horse. Sharon her for myself by the far never had a pork chop doubt john. I'm gonna tell you that. I've been offered many at time stuck with all right. I got my two prostituted steel. Wait libby just get this sheet out. Got a hole in jona has to win. Oh shit so. Yeah his family's murdered by a leprechaun s this dude is fucking t he and all over this. This is interesting too. Because weren't the irish pushed into service for the union. And this guy's on the confederates. I mean i'm sure it existed. I'm sure i mean he's we get no background with michael no no. He's just a magic leprechaun who's going to shoot a couple and yeah bouncing. Now you're gonna die. Or i'm gonna brand you jona hang with a big old t on your face and this movie you know you can tell there's tons of parts where we filmed violence. Just cut it out of the movie. This is one fast. Bender's death itself is a situation really later on. This is where i wanted. 'cause like they did never did any taylor start like filming not doesn't take it okay for the new. It's usually the to the script and they had their own vision. That i think they were. They were still position to direct bat. Went back when matt leblanc was still taking. Meetings would have been better though there were at least there would have been like violent focus. The violence would have been there for sure. Like say what you want about the novelty taylor stop a. It's quick beads violent. And you don't like yeah you're like that's bad but it's over with i mean you're in dire straits you asking a pixar animator to talk to actors. Yeah i don't know about that. And then all of a sudden the turns into a bad motion comic for six minutes. This reminded me of that. Goddamn watchman you talking about the guy doing animation. How is this not the best part of the movie house. The opening animation yup with the titles or whatever. How is that not cool because it looks. It doesn't look. It's just like panels almost like you like your zooming in on stuff. 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This is an east coast frontier. Ish movie old east. That china now do to hear much was on that cross for days and by the time the crow indians fan made coming down. I was nearly dead. The medicine man underlying ha. I'm supposed to hit that one. Really did what they could bring me back. But they couldn't get me all out then. They found this cool moving from nineteen. Ninety-two what called the crow. What if we did that instead. They are just entered it from blockbuster video and it was on incessantly in the background while they did their larryelder trying to put that white face paint on me and i said no thanks crow indians to the point i was just singing that kershaw. Every night i burn every dream knocked the crow dream. Yeah man so do that. Brand like burn through his face the idea no at bir he. It burned on his face and then he was so mad about it. She took a takes a hatchet and then burns into his face and burn it off on thing. Here's my thing with jonah hex dude because they show them later. There's only one saloon. Seen which i think is fucking criminal in this kind of moving up where he goes and you drink whisky dribbling out or whatever dude. Do yourself a favor cut that overhang like it's going to hurt. You know what i mean. Then you've got full mouth motion just cut the overhang. Maybe then the mouth would be too wide grimace. Yeah you're also gonna rip the back part more if you knew what just favor the other side of your mouth. Yeah like spitting whiskey at your whole. What are you doing you fucking idiot. You don't see have eaten. I want to see him like eat. Chicken wings like that would be very different. He puts the whole vibe eats it whole spits the phone out the whole dude. Yeahs formed garfield. I hate mundy's like oh man that's sexy. Imagine what he could do to me. Really love my i town. You and lasagna. Oh interesting hilarious detail. It's in this same like monologue about him. Being rescued by the native americans is. He's like oh and by the way. I heard rumors that John malkovich burned in a hotel fire and they cut. This is it is. It is the worst looking visual effects of like a hotel like front phase. John malkovich sitting in like a front window tune to this is the part of the motion comic thing where it's like probably wrote a scoped but starts with like you see these in a chair and it's like like freeze frame promos and then it's like it just reminded me of. This is fine me. He's just like yes. This is fine. I mean this hotel fire. I went to go see this cool. Old west band called great white and i sat down. I don't know he rolls into town. Undis- undescribed town. We don't know anything about it. He's dragging three dudes behind him and this was kind of the only cool move in the movie like he pulls up to the sheriff's office and the sheriff's like this big fat dude. Well jonah hex. The bounty was for three we own receive and he throws a fucking bag at this dude. And it's the guy's hand these like air last too fat from a horse to brags orders. Cut his head off for proof of death. This is the best thing in the movie because it's basically just bounty law yes. Jk and it should be more like this. I mean except for this. Obviously the whole town is against him like well jona because actually your bounty is higher than anyone of those gentlemen. So now we're gonna get. You got like some terrible line. That sounds like they're trying to do like a charles bronson thing but it's now working out it's like oh you got there. You've got five coffin there but don't you need eight brought to horses too. Many he's actually kinda surprised that jonas could do. Addition that quickly yeah but also like they try to give him like wise cracks even later on in the film when he killed someone he's just like i'm all out of wise ash answers their friends. They have a single one. They were just answers. They weren't wise movies getting tired. It's so i can't be funny. I'm sorry i tried many times. My name is james brolin's trying very hard to be fun. I can't do it. We were then treated to this shootout. That is instantly ruined by one of the absolute worst film scores. I've heard it's really bad. The metal also how. It's really dumb. That jona hex has to gatling guns attached to the horse that were somehow like hidden the horse. It almost looks like you don't see you see these things. The horse would be dying but was fucking heart attack. You start hiring gatling guns on either. I should look. it's hot buttercup. Be ready to live with a girl. Let's kill our buttercup number seventy seven since tuscaloosa. Every time i fire these guns horse dies. It's exactly they'll the thing that would happen is horse murdered all over and not hit. Anything is out there. It's a horse. Boom if you might say you either. Burn the size of a deathly horse heart attack. And derek's the strain of carry two gatling gun back broken in half. Yeah every day la- just to do you know how heavy those fuckers are back in the day. Yeah yeah it's pretty dumb. It only happens once. Thank god but it's also like i don't know like i just can't figure out what this movie is so it's like yeah you would think that the gatling gun would come back or something because this is kind of quote unquote the best scene of. Save it until later it's supposed to be. I mean it's the action movie too wild wild west adventure movie. That's what they're trying to do. And it sucks and the adding of the guns. Like i get it. You have to put some interest like if you're not getting eastwood to the classical way you have to do like somebody's gotta have stupid goggles yeah. I'm sure i'm surprised. There isn't an airship. Well i understand to like you know. This is what it's supposed to be like eighteen. Seventy six like that technology has furthered. We obviously had gatling guns during the civil war thing but like it just gets to a point where when you notice like technology advancing far in your will now science fiction but also like it. It's not like doom. You can't just hold all these guns way. They ray look at what it was like a django that movie like he's dragging it in a coffin and shit. You have to be there a wait to things you were just complaining about fuck and having to haul john goodman and cutting his head off because he too fucking fat and you have to gatling guns. Are you fucking serious buddy. And he'd just dispatches all these dudes and kind of goes away we meet well he also hope please. it's a little tricky in the confederacy clearly has to burn the town down now on his way out. He totally blows up this one building and then like on his way out. You catch this dude that he appoints the sheriff asked of. Looks like the weirdo. From fucking human centipede to a little bit. Share is the new sheriff. Damnedest thing keep on watching something called the human center. It's on a magic lantern show and it's just a guy like jerking off with barbed wire and shit. It's really shopping Yeah so he goes to the next town. The next town has megan fox who is a process. You old west. Tom six joke here. Oh please tom one was the guy. Who shadow puppets. I come from a long line of transgressive artists. Who love disgusting. Yes watch how by first. Gosh my hand becomes a bunny and next to my heart becomes a bleeding our school. If he doesn't have a kid named him seven times seven. What are we doing tom. Tom three worked with charlie. chaplin chapel. shit movie couldn't good mushed up in those garrisons road. The new hollywood drain love him and peter fonda easy rider. I made different colts right. They just keep on hitting shots the whole movie and then they're funding peaceful at the end but they keep on getting shot throughout the picture. F- yeah so megan fox old west hooker with a heart of gold type terror. You know it's one of those like he's in good with her so like he's not paying which i feel is unfair. She's just trying to make a living in love. You see now. that's what that is. She's with some dude in the beginning and then he's like he wants to take her away from all this now. This guy is definitely doing swear to god. I'm gonna leave my wife and family for your love. come on. don't make me talk to swear injure do you don't wanna elsewhere in your on your ass man that's a weekly occurrence ago cheese. No no. that's great though. This is really fun. I'd be like totally paid for every time. Now jonah hex like rounding up a pussy posse right us magician gotta get We like to score with prostitutes in the old. I guess the old southeast now lila. It's been an awful long time since you responded to my message on on the cowboys. Watch but you won't get married. Because that's what i wanna do. I wanna marry instead at tinder. Tanner the guy. The guy did the tannin in the town of. Yeah he does all the towns tate. And he's also the village matchmaker hinge. It still works all tax cowboy door guy jays salute. I'm just glad i'm off. Okay cowboy one of those things exist right. What is the name. It's one single farm folk. Oh yeah i forget what it's called fucker call single a bumble. It's rumble because that's what it does when you're fucking in a carriage whenever a train goes by meaning loves on its way out of you. Now thank you though that's great. There's a useless scene later. Where that dude like comes back and gets hansie the and she kills them. It's kinda something. They're trying to make her character and they don't they they simultaneously. Don't have any idea what to do with her. Absolutely non and they. I mean they give her some action scenes in urgency later in the movie. But it's like. I don't even know this lady now you don't. You're surprised she comes back. Because which is on the poster associate probably would but it's kind of surprising and she is just a damsel in distress a lot of it too. You know what i mean. Then she just like response to like stock massage. Like the guys like about you. Yes so now. i'm going to die. Surprise surprised that totally. But this is when joan is at a saloon in some guys like He ain't so tough what happened near face and he kinda blows about the door which is kind of a cut michelle savored. What happened two years. And i feel right at layer hits you get one or the other yes and honestly the what happened to years is better and it's ruined because we're making a shaving joe. One cut my life into pieces. You're gonna dad. And papa roach wrote well tell you what mail it back. The future three recently and like z. Z. top that movie went. Not papa roach would literally be better than music in red pappy roach. I like by the way i think just prior to this we get like the we get a scene of Turn balls I guess i would call it. The not great train robbery He's he's steal some shit off the strain and blows it up when you know. It's a poorly directed movie because you've got age. Michael foss bender in general And he gives a shit in this movie clearly. 'cause he's a younger actor yeah. He's a big budget. One of the mortgage. I mean the us already inglorious bastards and other stuff but like this is you know. He's still his coming out party. This was shot before probably was. But it's still it's coming out party and he's a whistling they come marching one by one hurrah hurrah but they keep cutting back to the score when they go back to. The train like eerie thing is. If you keep the whistle the like a directors trick. You might call that. You have the whistle. Be the score and like coming back to spend or not know what he's doing until he blow shit up. Well what were we supposed to do. Not reference die hard three. Come on we have to do it. And also we have to our dude. I just. I will go to my grave not understanding this musical choice. What a dumb thing. Also are these guys like pro clan because they're also like they kind of that's what i thought too. It looks a little weird and their their former confederates that one overthrow the. Us government the most hilarious part of that scene is like they're talking about his character turnball. And it's like the mexicans came up with a word for forum. It's called terrorist invented for him. A word. 'terrorist exists because of job. Malkovich brandon disguise face. The native americans have an in for him. Murderer also cut back to ulysses s. Aided quit as ulysses scream. Hey you know what whatever the fuck ever man. why not. That's the stunning thing about this. Movie a shockingly deep cast really deep and he also get will net in here like the sort of Grants number two kind of things. Grand is like hey look. it's this guy turnball. We're about to have this intentional. And i know he's gonna fuck shit up. You have to find. One joanna hacks. He's the only one that could deal with him. Yeah i'll tell you. What will our nets performance in his movies. A real fucking number two also i. I think that will arnett. Should have been in more movies like this though like as a squirrelly action like loser guy if you play if he played a what you call it Heart boxers character in Diehard over and over kind of event. That would work. I feel like in this. They're trying to go for like a small. It's not british. Obviously that's why they've an american but like snooty british officer. Ben gets unceremoniously killed. He's he's classes like he he. He thinks that john heck's below his stage. Yeah but don't worry. Ulysses s. Grant's was the man was once a hero. He turned in tone turnball and his men and the very fate of the nation may now rest on the shoulders of beat turned camera. Jona have either. I know i really know what movie of watching it was on the ticket. It was the fucking mylar above the doorway. I know what motion picture. I guess i think you to get an electric feeling like they're talking about joe. I mean i guess technically you had seen it ten minutes ago as the title. Also i guess the way this movie runs you saw a minute ago. Yes the title. This thing runs goes goes goes. Yeah totally i. I will say one thing. I don't wanna lose because like again. Maybe i'm getting soft in my old age. Wanna give points where. I can give points for that. The not great train robbery after they steal because what he's doing john. Malkovich is going around stealing. All these different parts to create this big nation killer weapons. This is one of those things. He's robbing the train to get these parts. They blow up this train and the movie actually does have the foresight to let you indices passage on the train s. Definitely a bunch of kids all over. This little like lollipop eaten motherfucker. That the money was the train stopping. So you know at least that that shouldn't kid got blown up for sure point. Yeah i mean but like everybody. He keeps on talking about his son a turnbull but like he kind of has a tenant reason he just wants to see the world burn. It's kinda both like oh my baby. Jeb played by geoffrey dead borgen rented by the wins jeffrey. My baby gifford team organ. i don't know if you so much you're exactly by a. That's a great point. Malkovich is running around like it was like some seven year. Old kid the jonah. Hex ran over. This dude lost a dual to joan axe. That bats the rules of this fucking world. Why are you so pissed. It's it's don't ex- beds. Megan fox banging i would. I would like sex scene. Because i just want to see like megan fox to deal with this prestigious to kiss around it. Mangy you think like not that like the actors would do this. But in the world of the story you think like prostitutes are like put their tongue in the hall. How he's hall. That's cost a lot actually own law. The other option is like he. Can i Were you on my left side. I need you to be on my right side. Because if i just need to that the way and could you look towards the there we go. That's not josh bro. Vase like a vigorous sexiest. He's got a bag a baby. I wanna fuck you. Like thomas pension on the simpsons just randomly scribbled on bag and some the is back right down right down a hansa my hand. Six face louis. Just put on mistakes making my sex bag. This one says sexy on instead of handsome. I got a bunch of one says brady who who wants to have sex with puts. The bag over is that ulysses s grad of the nation. A pillow. talk about like. Why don't we get out of here. And he's like nah the your old west blah blah over just like standard dude bullshit of anyone close to me dies. Yup girl i came. And that's how much i care for you. I can't have you dying on me now. Now kissed that face hall. I know the other one. I still just can't get over the fact that my family died even though families dialect twice. I don't know why this way but it does. I mean i would rather die of a burden. The house that diptheria honestly which is like ninety nine point nine percent of families got it over nasa. Quick i actually. I thanked. turn before he brandon. I was just so happy that my family could die being burned alive instead of how it probably would have gone down a spooked horse and run it off a cliff and killing him. That wasn't while killed turnball honesty's because he he he slanted my honor by saying. I didn't love jeffrey dean. I have to destroy him now. I'm not the family. Do i wish that happens. You know his family does he go. I want one of these movies. Just one of these movies worth. I wanna fuck and make you watch your family die and the dude is just crying. Unconsolably like the scene can almost dot continue to take. And then you'll have word nobody again. You'll forever jonah hex man. We're trying to casino in maybe leave one kid alive shoot him. Annoyed live would know what. The wife and kid diva them. We just the first time. Let's just kill him smart man. I'm sorry or would be great. This is what i'd love to see one of these times too. Where it's like and i'm gonna kill your whole family now. Then it goes down. They leave him and they go away and he's like fucking five free either now man. I've made my family bishop. Which way is that brothel. I heard what should do your little jerk. My family bishop. Well i mean wants to ash blown. All they disappeared but he is tasked by the president to work with will arnett ear. He meets will arnett and will learn. That is like classic. United states fucking policing here more or less. Where he's like. Yeah we were interrogating this guy. And i don't know he just kinda died all of a sudden weird ed. So this is we get the first demonstration of jonah. Hex is like power hers such as they are and he goes up and if you touch these dudes they come to live and he can have a conversation and then there's also something that they start to burn. Yes unless he pours dirt on their head because you the deadlock dirt dirt like the dead simple as that. That's it that's the only explanation indeed need. This isn't kinda like vampires shit. Look what we got. Here is a classic vampire zombie bullshit combination. What i'm gonna do is touch a little bit and we'll let this plot move on. Joe little Mike big nola comic strip called hell boy back seem food thing is the same there is a flash back towards the end about like hit with him and his wife and his child and the kid is like looking at olo. You hold comic books. Yes he puts his hand on his his son's head is i. I could feel your brain rotten right here in my hand. Wake wing comic book. Is everybody paying attention. It's so stupid it's also trying to like mythologised comic books. Like oh yeah. They've been actually around for very long time. We you know this one. This is a beautiful one. This one's by jabba. Dia kirby accusers a master early style. Whatever yeah he tells him where. There's a an underground fight club in south carolina. And he's got to go find royal slocombe guy's name Play by tom. Low pat of hazardous. Yeah no stranger to fucking confederate flags here. But that's what this movie is kinda got a boner for the confederacy. Let's not were no but in. Interestingly though unless i missed it mary an actual confederate flag. To be found. There is one of the okay. I think turnball brings. It's not in focus really like and you can see like it's there because we're gonna at least a little uncomfortable by fly the stars and bars but it's there i mean this hell on wheels the mentioned and a lot of just american shit about the civil war is always like well. Plenty of good. People fought to and look at jonah. Hex he's gonna take down the evil confederate and this kind of just makes it easier for me to okay being part of this horrific legacy. This specifically does do that because it's not like they're taking time to be like you know. Those were people like ride with the devil. Does that pretty well. Yeah but like. You're not taking that time. You're just like no no no no no no. They didn't do anything horrible. Who calm down. The we'll get to the lance riddick scene which will spend half hour on. But that's the only mention of slavery you don't even hear like i'd rather john malkovich be like. Then slavery will come back. Because that's like i miss that mustache then you know what maybe that's the ideologue quote unquote ideological difference between him and jona hex. Which i'll believe it when it see it but i mean look at the very least like that puts him on that side and at least that's you're you're putting that the confederacy which is what it was a fucking 'bout nation killer weapon. God pop balls. He goes to just also the idea that this dead guys that go to south carolina. I'm a little more specific like a lot of land down there okay. Yeah i'll be there in three years this. This was early in our country. So there's probably four towns south carolina and they're all close enough to the ocean. Maybe you gotta go to myrtle beach. Check out there. They go checked up north. Myrtle things are a little less racist up there. But now really and you maybe go out there. All found rich people out on hilton heads whatnot. See what they're doing now no problem. Okay i'm going to get a flight out to south carolina to the town that they asked for ober won't die of whatever. On the way there uber dot dysentery. Couldn't feed my uber. What is the so. There is a thing. So as jonah hex makes his way to south carolina. We hop back with malkovich was second. He's hanging out with wes. Bentley whose scenes deleted bentley foscale. I'm dude and this this guy. This poor son of a banana. I have no ill will against west bentley. I actually think he kinda rocks like but that dude just doesn't get a chance to go to dr john. Malkovich is like this. Country will not see second senator yet. Excellent malkovich there l. I haven't practiced also love it. But yes and he. West bentley desert the money behind malkovich in quotation. And i think it's also like he's a corrupt politician. So he's like jim jordan or some of them are back helping steal. Seems much better than jim jordan belly. Absolutely it probably has a healthier brain remembered. Because i this the cadence of that yell is exactly. That film will never see the light of our k. k movie. He's excellent priest great. He's great and he look again like villains. Great inland fire conair conair. He's terrific doesn't he. Play manque in that. yes he does. Yeah oh wow we see. I only know the line because that was in like the preview that. Hbo i've never actually seen finally sat down to watch. I watched it years ago. But then i re watched and recently on my cane binge and i it was it was the the really nice good inox coming up with arco. Oh what's going on that then that'd be somewhere as you can see the room sitting in. There's a there's a problem japan bolts. There is an unwrapped. Y'all be a basically he's like. Give me the super weapon. These i guess i will. I don't do it. you're gonna do it. I'm going to knock over a glass of stuff and it's like all right. Oh yeah they're like having a drink out of randers something buckets just knoxville. He's doing a bad magic trick and the whole thing falls on the ground. We tried to talk to turnbull about calling it. The aratu kadir or something. He just insisted super weapon. We're finding this. It's so stupid. I gotta tell you now. At least we're funding specific parts of the weapon because year is trying to suss out where the trigger devices on And these are the big orange balls is the triggered. I guess so. Yeah i would have to just tell me some. How does any of this workers at superpower kerosene shoot like three can giant cannonballs. And i guess they're full of gunpowder or something. You create like some pattern out of a bunch of these balls that hit the ground and dig in. And then you hit it with a hot ball that explodes a humongous town dragon. Tears in it. I guess this nonsense reminded me also another ill-fated western adventure that kind of came out around this time cowboys vs aliens. You remember that movie though much. Better than this yeah. It's still fucking sucks shit. But it's like yeah i like this. They fucked it up so hard. There's like a line where they're still in. What do you call it there Fos benders like don't at heart tower. Got it now. I know they've look very much like the rock balls that means mouth and it should got one of them fucking right own of try that because well get ahead of ourselves but one ball falls down near near his head. I thought they were. I honestly thought one of them was going to drop the ball explode. The we gotta find the second thing of course but yeah honestly you should have been like ed. Harris is going to be real pissed. If you don't get these like it was the first thing i thought of i saw and i'm like it's just picking scenes and things from old actor boots. You could've had harrison his movies like the guy who's maybe in the shadows behind malkovich. Oh yeah that'd be great yelling at him. He's going to become like the president of the confederacy. Yup this is one of those cases where you have to pack this thing with people. I like because otherwise work coming up next coming up after the break it's Blinken you miss it. Michael shannon were dude like he. It's one of those things. If look be i didn't i didn't i. Flat out did not see him last night. A he gave me but he has a full on character name. Yes and in this movie. So they jonah. Hex makes his way this fucking big apple circus circus tent fight clip situation with a vampire boxer dude. He's fighting reptile. Read the calm. The snake man or is that just what i wrote. I really do call them the snake. They're like pouring venom into his mouth. To then i guess spit on people but this dudes like jaw is coming unhinged like he's an actual comic book character. Right is this is. This is not from anything i mean. You're asking the wrong. Because i never read it. But it seems like they're trying to make a big comic book character. Yes and there's a barbarian as well Michael shannon plays. Doc cross williams. Yes Jona hicks and says he was the ringleader of a gladiator circus. The studio planned to have williams in a recurring character if a sequel surfaced. Hey man you make another one of these. Gimme a call. I guess due to finish his production like odds a rap on michael shannon. Remember what i said about giving me lose my fucking number. Have to get over to miami and hang out with michael bay east. Got me playing some cake. I man it sounds wild but i don't wanna do this shit. Sure is such a blink and you miss it like. He's basically yeah. He's the ringleader of this fight. Step up and watch the reptile man. I'm an old west. Mit vince mcmahon. I guess you're fired you're fired. Yes don cold snake austin j. ladder match but on top of the ladder is Medicine you need to survive the winner. It's a ladder match. But except when you get to the top you gotta help fix the roof. Because the rains but triple h henry hathaway higgins. It's his mortal enemy the rock it's just literally and all all the black wrestlers and black patients and south. It's kind of a travesty. Really all right have pepper going to test you for elixirs. So this is positive for magic. You're going to have to leave the cume my friend. You tested positive for magic. You are disqualified But yeah he's like Jonah hex watching this match whilst asking slocum. Who's played by tom. Wolf pat where turnbull is. And he's like why don't you ask you son is over right. I could talk to the dead. He's thank you dude. I i think of that. Oh what's this. Just a scene from a previous draft dull. Hey but before we before we go. Dig up jeffery deaver better be sure to burn the circus to the ground. Jona hex this place catches on fire. Did i do that. He's just a force of habit. Whatever the confederate army was pulling out of somewhere we'd burn it wants my father. John ritter left. I was you know. Keith looked after me while i was a young child and now i just get into trouble now. He does get a bit of a problem. Child he does find. This dog here. Starts following him around by this dog like is this dog is. They're going to be a dog. In the sequel. The dog had an hour of makeup a day to look like this dog to make it look like a ratty dog because it was like a big old like nice like hollywood dog dog like shit veto of the penguin just hours and hours of makeup just smear shit in the for. That'll do it. It is nice that he saves this dog. That was another. Like i was like okay because i could see the movie being. Oh their schratt. Yeah i supported the confederacy. But hey i saved the dog anyway. Alex i don't like dogs fucking hate. You know i do. If that offends you. Just pretend us at abe lincoln and i had i guess the idea is the dog. Kinda is main. G like jonah hex. You're disgusting looking like me all right. Oh look wolf. I was also burdened and brandon by another dog. Who's a his dog son. I murdered and then he murdered my dog family home. Did you for the cause of savory too wolf with yes. I did carry messages. Thank you wolf. Wolf states rights will but he digs up john. Jeffrey dead borgen jab. I counted how many times in this scene i like that he says jeb because he says jab allot jona says jab seven times in one single scene who listening. I started counting the jabs. There's probably one or two prior. Yeah and there is at least one towards the end of the film. This movie is eighty minutes seventy three minutes without credits and they use a lot of that time to say the word jet a lot right like i think about it if you take so. Let's just just the time in which people are speaking in this seventy someone heads. What so factor in the number of jabs and then figuring out how many jobs per minute you get. You can probably guess like there's probably ten jabs sure s movies. So that's that's one that's one jabber six or seven it's crazy that's a lot of jeb. Just forgot l. he audience just a jeb. I will say it's a nice name. It is nice. That sounds nice at the end of sentence so i know i know why they did it. I'll clap too. That jeb fever was going to burn this nation to the ground until Started to talk. Nothing jonah hex. You brought me back from the dead. Oga house papa. Do and tell me how pop is doing all right l. o. l. george bush w the worst movie anyone ever made or the biggest budget. Saturday night live sketch i've ever seen. I mean i saw it. I i it's probably duvalier sucker over second of the choking seen as a gag a lot of it is just like even more so than vice which is a little better than that but not by much. A lot of just like making these horror monsters. Cute and cuddly a weird way you know you just like laughing at him like at them like while you're having a fun time with the movies you know it literally just took the argument. It's like oh no he's just a dumb at yeah it's not like he planned all this shit the whole like painting w as a dumb ass a great you just humanized him yet oliver speaking of painting so he's so cillian dumb and chinese now we could just reenter society as a cute little graham grampian crampy by the way that's probably stay tuned and probably sorry gets political on the show ups i know someone's rectum is bleeding on her views and jeb is like trying to fight him at first then he's like oh that's right you just kill me you know what jonah hanks. Why don't you go kill my dad. I set of bits. You killed me wanting to kill my dad's dead and we learn here. What the situation was. I would love to know with jeffrey debt. Dead mortgage mother looked like the john malkovich's it's fucking father okay. I have no idea how that genetics works. I don't know like some gorgeous italian long wavy black hair. She was stepping out my dad. My father he He he made it with marissa toma. I know it doesn't make sense somehow. This is my son. Helping hulking hung. Jeffrey dean morgan. I'm john malkovich. Look at my son. What a specimen. I wanna kiss at this guy. I think i've malkovich was definitely being cotton in new numerous way absolutely. Yeah you know again. This is another sign of like all you have to do is look at the i. M d be like Like casting here. Because i was like. Oh that's jeffrey dean. Morgan and i'm looking on and i'm like but where's jeffrey dean morgan. Yeah you got to scroll to the bottom. Because he's credited this movie he knew what was up. It's really bizarre that he's uncrowded. Well he was playing only dead people for a while like this. Jeffrey dead mortgage. He's dead and weeds. That's okay yeah. He's been he's the father that dies at the very beginning of we. I've never seen this. And there's another one i'm forget like i think like grey's anatomy. Maybe he's on the show weeds as a ghost shows like she has visions of him in some really. I would assume flashbacks. But i guess we'd make see dead people like i. It's like be like she's remembering what he looks like. Speaking out loud in her head. I say that some good weed agency is not bad all bad but he's again my guess. Oh well you know what. My dad is In fort a amazing or whatever. The fuck is sort resurrection. Every body fucking is because your dad and you could astral project maybe or something like how. How do you exactly know where your father and be. I'll i'll tell you right now. Let me get that little juicy tidbit been. When he's interrogating. that dead. dude will arnett murdered. Yeah he has a thing where he says that the dead when you are talking to them in his using his power they just are able to know the exact location of anybody. They were ever close within literally. That's what the extra it's he just got dead dude. Gps so you. Just you know for haunting. I assume it'd be very helpful. The other at the grocery store. I gotta go haunt them at the grocery jeffey dead. Morgan does say that. Oh you know. I'm watching the to you. Just you boat you're both so similarly just love murdering so much in hell or wherever you know. He says he's in hell. He gets to watch whomever like just do whatever. It would be very forgiving but like yeah go ahead watch what he'll look ahead watching shits awesome do you get to hell and lucifer's welcome to a life of tournament. Just kid We just kinda hang out here. Watch the living. Yeah you made the fridge if you wanna you made all the right moves on earth band. It's big. it's a big triggers total joke. You didn't vote for it this place fucking and everybody's out for laughs but we actually do have ice water cooled fuck you cannot fucking heaven. Everybody's fucking duncan all. It's it's kind of awesome down chairs not clouds like that bullshit actual chairs down here. And i'm just gonna tell you right now. We don't hate fun down here contrary to another popular saying there. We have snowball fights now. Occasionally you will see me. Fucking person's skull that is. That is true that i do that. But this is otherwise a very nice place to live. And that's upon request by the way some people are into that and it's a. It's a consensual relationship. Jona heck's gets down. There he conveniently has a nice hold the fuck raves. Never seen such a thing aside blowjob conforto meeting that fellow jona. I'm going to put by kaku to your face holes and then put it out the other whole now. You do talk. It said i'm going to get someone else to work. Thad you heard of the hell hounds. They're pretty rock and band. That comes down. They've got like six records. All the dudes from fucking blues hammer. And if you put peanut butter on your your genitals they will lick it though. Jeffrey dead morgan. Another bit of information here that tries to get us to like humanize jona hex making the hero of this movie is. The beef is the why they had to have that. Dual was because malkovich ordered them to burn down a hospital and jonah. Hex was not cool information. I could've used it the beginning of the movie. Yup why don't we started with that. Yes maybe maybe one of the draft did or something like that. I mean the proud american tradition of war includes burning hospitals. This but that's what's funny is like this year. I was on board for the whole slavery. Thank them when i saw paul what partial hospital. So we'll just get to the lance scene. Which is the most sane fucking thing in the world. He knows where what we're turnbull is now. So he has to go suit up with his cue. And it's kind of a cool idea to have cue his cue be lance riddick. You know what i mean. It's the only black character. And the entire movie john wick exact same character absolutely and he gives them these cool Cross book cool and quotation marks crossbow. Guns and then like unprovoked lancaster. Turn to him and he. I hope he got a bonus for this. All right. it's it's you know. Two hundred thousand to be in the movie and seventy five thousand to say this next low fifty grand more that line. Right there that's underlining it 'cause it's like you're going to have to splash the pot lance read. Because he's like he just. Oh what are you doing. It's kind of funny because got any big plans for the fourth. And he's not particularly. I celebrate that holiday. And he's like. Oh you know joan a why do you hate the union so much. I know that you didn't You hated slavery and the only reason you fought for the confederacy was because you hated be told what to the government. Are you kidding me while they don't talk about this. There was a libertarian at the civil war and he was yeah he he's yeah he's like we know that you were never into slavery and also he says that he did not He wasn't cool with seceding yet. Either it's it's. It's suppose there's people still like that. Now that says. I want to be told what to do. That's why vote against my interest and it's just like no heaves if you're okay with your your your four it. He saw if it's part of the package you're not yet you're never locked. Slavery never liked any of that stuff like this. You know i want keep prostitution legal. I want to legalize the deemed plant marijuana. And i love you know What's his name. Era abraham paul father of ran it would be. The father gets pocket three hundred years old. Like yeah it's just. It's this idea where it's at. It's lost cause bullshit and it's like insane that it's in this movie. It's also like right before the final twenty five minutes. And i know it's a short movie but like why don't we get a little bit more about the heroes. Take on the civil war up front. I know what i mean. I want to say i bet there were tons of just like sixteen year. Old kids pressed into service shirt to both sides of the war. That didn't have an opinion on it but showed a hex is old yes around a homestead and he was totally cool clam those ranks. I'm just saying. I don't wanna hear what he was. I mean actually. I do kinda want to hear what he was doing before he said doda. Burn in the hospital the lion to happen before these For those first five hospitals were fine. But the six one here. This is too much turn ball. I am a slaughter and children by the hundreds not nurses look. Don't you want me to go. Burn down a church or something. Six hospitals is it makes sense to the seventies dukes of hazzard as well like you know what i mean like. I don't know man like bone duke. Behmen may not be racist but their car. Sure bums the fuck out of me dude. Yeah like. I'm glad that car can do all them. Cool jumps and whatnot but just like i dunno change its name and take that fucking flag. What can do some cool jumps fucking. Dixie burned it. The other guy from dukes of hazard has a movie out. Oh what is it called. I'm gonna full this up johnny knoxville. It's about heritage. I never saw that remake of ood dude. I got a bad annoying story about that. Go for it not really much of a story but it was a thing where like when that movie came out of the multiplex. I was projecting and the day the night before when you like made. Sure all the prints that you put together like played right through the platter system and everything this newbie projection is totally fucked it up and there was a thing not the right place and the hall print was just like totally scratched like opening day for this movie so it was like all right andrew. We have to figure out like how much of this movie is actually scratched. I had to sit there and watch the entirety of that dukes of hazzard movie from the projection booth while also keeping an eye on the print but looking at and it just was totally destroyed so the only time i've seen that movie there were like between ten and twelve black lines just through the entire. The print was completely. Cancel the showings or no. We just put thing where it's like. We we needed like an emergency prints and it costs like fifteen hundred dollars like we got to find him to replace. It was the whole thing honestly. It might have made that movie better daily. Something to look at. That wasn't the movie. I was looking at all the scratch. It's called christmas cars. John schneider directed it and wrote it. Where an a down and out actor Much like john. Schneider tries to sell miniature versions of like the general lee with the confederate flag. And everyone gets really ups. The liberals get really upset about it hitting playing this actor to is it's plain stars instead of most likely out just a poor man up payments on my three houses and seven cars. It's not my fault by most famous thing had the all over. Also use it. Smallville spy out just like you know what you were part of something. People loved it at the time. I sure it's time to move on and just don't talk about it. It just so nuts that we have an amazing that ten years this movie would never be made. Now we we would. We would dodge the confederate. Or what you could. You could just not talk about the confederacy at all the old west. He's a cowboy. He's fighting cowboy because again like you know to reference the a d short the that we talked about on a ad he ate wherein the fucking confederate hat fuck and. He's just dressed like a cowboy. Sure what was the pain of their. You know it's funny. Bring up. Helen wheels again. That show starts with the confederacy angles. Well yeah similar this and then like after the first season or something like they can't let us talk about he's a he's a different guy he's he's he's grown as garrick wild west. There's no war. It's not only and also have lance radic. Do this should be like a pillow. Talk line with like mega fox. She's like well. I know you hate the slavery and boy that would be something but it's very obvious. Atlanta custody like well. I'm cool with it audience. what about you though. That's exactly what it is like. It's a black character saying it's like he's cool. That's the audience should be cooled jonah hex also because he's cool. He's cool man. Yeah he's cool. He says that he's going to take his sons to dc to celebrate the fourth of july. Which is the thing which i guess turns out to be the target of one quinton. Turnball dun dun dun. That's where the most feeder gonna be. Gotta be there. Tarintino jerks off at marathons not barely get some leg. Work a lot of leg. It's gotta be the good student you sitting on the ground right at the finish line man. It's not insult jerk off. Whatever you would totally man. i didn't know fucking apparently. Thirteen is the ceo doctor. He's dr scholl himself So joe heck's busts finds turnbull's lab or whatever and discovers his plan and this is where he gets into michael bender the first time this lot. He's got like flaming guns. Which are sort of those are things. They're like flaming arrow claudia. Or that's sort of. I guess it's something it's it's supposed to be really by the time you're at this point in the movie. You're desperately trying not to watch it. So yeah it's like okay. Maybe it was fighting against each other. You yourself for a lot of it because even the action is not good. It's not even are bad and like it would be one thing if you got like an arrow in the head or like something fun but now it's like oh no yes that one over there is dead all the way over there is also dead. Go are if you're gonna do this movie like there's no point in making this thirteen. Nope absolutely no. And this is where kids are like. I love jodi. heck's definitely not long live the confederacy maybe some yeah But this is where it was really bad like blocking and how they do this whole thing. Because it's like the first time malkovich in brolin like their characters and karen a movie and it's like john. Malkovich is way the other end of the hall. And he's not facing and he just sorta turns around no real line literally just walks out of the frame and then other dude start fighting. I was like wow what a confrontation john. You're on the shot john john. You're on a shot. Sorry just gingerly walks out of the way with the stupid knows on for something all right. I'm gonna kill you. Yeah i think one of these one of these takes line cut. It's in there You just say jonah hex right there. That's that was the line. I'm sorry john juice to say line. Noise said wine. It's a character thing. Shut the fuck. We're not doing it again. We got us. He's yelling at the camera with a with a goblet has had whiny midday john I am the director. I know that. I have on anything. Other than cartoons. But aren't i supposed to be saying no. I say when i feel satisfied. I say i have a special contract. They didn't tell you this. You know i run this. I have what they call zero effort clause and it gets into a fight with michel foucault. Better fuss shoots a the chest and this is the part where the movie literally goes to sleep for a little while. I can't believe this. I can't believe we're looking at right in eighty minute movie He rides off the desert to die. the crow indians. Find him again. Errors big thing there where they say when amanda approaching death and whatnot always unfinished business passes before his eyes or something. So i don't know here's a couple of scenes of fighting john malkovich lower purgatory or something. What is that have no idea. It's reams space. That's the only thing i can put together. It's supposed to be the coyote from the simpsons. Game malkovich her soulmate. Ten minutes away from the fucking climax and you're having a pre climax climax yes so this is where we get. The flashback of like dumb kid reading comic books rob before he's murdered and his wife and son are both native which is sort of something which will be something to like sort of play within the movie right if you see their faces early. You don't find that out until the you need to work with that. You need to have that. Being the opening you did show a flashback. Being drafted unwillingly. Exactly like oh yeah. My wife and children. I can't believe. I gotta fight for this all right fine like. They're sure that happened but again the calling. Those people here is now makes you an asshole. Sorry but like you either fighting in red clay and leg boggling. What if hey got a great idea. Animation director you. Just call him by animation director What is this scene. i'm played by somebody else. It'd be really trippy. If it was anyone other than me like maybe you could. You could spend that like. I'm there at first but then like i dunno. He morphs into vision of his father is fighting his father. That's the thing right. Buying an antibody find another lean five ten white guy and put this stupid wig on him. And that's it. We're fine and i can go to lunch. Okay animation director. Oh so it would be like At the end. Of what is it i guess. Bvs when they go into the cell. And you think it's lex. Luther turns around and it's fucking Just some crazy guy in the cell. Yeah that would be. It's in the malkovich way. But the turnaround toothless jones fucker. My fighting here oops and then the the crow indians funny is a medic alert bracelet from them. I guess they find him. They heal him and a smoke crooked. That the croquettes about this kind of fun. I like that. It was all right and like his is kinda turn green. He's like yellow is rather. I don't know it's it was so funny because it's like oh. This is the only time josh brolin did accomplish. Nope i just. I just totally forgot that. He's said like fourteen movies and cable in another move he just he just learned to fucking bury me under makeup. Put my face on this fucking thing. Need a face whole thing ain't gonna do it. I need a fall on. I gotta look like a big ass. Grape ben burn. Before they're going to say. I would love him as cable one more time. But it's gonna happen now because he was cable. I would've liked. That was pretty rad. He he's only plan like foil. The deadlock cable movie would be for people who are looked like me would live love that sort of thing. I would finally get a good bishop. It's only been crap bishops here. I know like just sort of like you know that. that One of the day. One day the future pass it just sort of like us no lines. That's right. I do things. Yeah whatever he comes back and then malcolm it just a jonah. Hex is after us. Why don't we kidnap is woman and bring our to our master plan. We'll know why you do that. And like bring her somewhere else so he goes following her. Dad's right do we meant. I guess this around the time they test out the nation killer this fucking town which is actually probably the best scene. It's pretty rad. And it's like all these. This is truly like american warfare at its finest because like all these town fokker. Coming out of church may be was sunday service. Maybe it was a wedding. We love bombing them bucket. What about this. It's a town in georgia. Yeah isn't that who you're trying to rally fight again. Yeah exactly go to go to baltimore. But i think his whole thing is it is it that he wants the confederacy to rise or is it just like. I just want everything to be destroyed. I said i'm the president. You see him being nihilist as a way to get around any if he political totally right. Yeah yeah he's he's the thought is that he is using the racists. Right we should say also in the lance writer exceed. That josh brolin comes back. Yeah there were hypocrites on any looks at the camera. Yup both shy ladies and gentleman is for all the movie theaters south of the mason dixon. There get that line in for what about antifa exac first of all first of all burned waters antiques. People just come up to you. Spray paint interface right. That's right. They invented paint. You could spray. Yeah you know. We literally tried to steal an election but what broke a best buy window and tat and sprayed blm. The fox adamant there will complete shirt so actually nothing value even lost but they gave a thing. They gave the middle finger to the camera. Very very respectful. It is very similar to trying to take over the united states cap. You might even say it's the same exact. You're telling me they wouldn't try. They wouldn't trod geico. Maybe was all applaud. Look i they came for the best buys and we said nothing next thing you know they'll be storm in the capital just like we. You know like they did. I'm crying my little is out over. Business owners have to get the insurance money to replace their windows. But then i. I see the capital windows. Being bracken and i'm like good. I owned that spa people's house tax. But he's gonna get double dip to fix it fuck care but gas. Ooh your love shit in the hallways take on the floor. I don't work a pick it up fucking But yeah he blows up this town. You know ulysses grant is like shit. And i'm helen this movie in queens line. The line is shit man to see these little kids like come out and kick up the cannonballs before the whole town blows up and there's like a little mushroom cloud yes i still think there's a weapon is totally fucking stupid. It doesn't make any sense is it's nice to see townsfolk blow up so what we need here Megan fox hasn't been the movie for a long time. She needs to get kidnapped immediately. God it's post time for a lady kidnapping. We forgot the kidnapper. Oh shit malkovich turns around the whole care. I mean this is the only female character dad right. So we we need. Obviously to to chain her up damsel brought in the third rider. Like look we forgot to put the kidnapping taylor so stupid. They forgot to put the kidnapping needs someone to join fourth writer on this film to learn to write women. Well okay what do you got damsel in distress perfect. She kills the dude that wants to like own her or whatever. I don't like being owned as a dead. Yeah girl power. Mad mom stabs at dude. Here's the thing again. This movie's way better. If 'cause she stabs the student the gut if she fucking took that knife. And just jack that dude right in the crotch with us now use your fucking rancid. Vic there is lush she perpetrate some nut trauma a little later in the film when they when they were escaping the main climax she she's actually got a fight scene it's fine. It's not great but she hit some guy in the nerds but it so dark and the the editing is for shit. I can't tell if she cut his dick or shot at or what. Oh really. I didn't even notice that it's on the boat. You mean yeah weird Megan fox by the way it considers this to the worst. She's ever been in. Which really is she as. She's probably right and be that's really saying something she's been in those transformers movie is a turtle movies. Yeah and she's not a bad actress at all. She's been a lotta shitty movie. No but like when you look at those movies bad such as they are to varying degrees and whatnot at least they're like competently may work following the things you can understand understanding the transformers movie by the time merlin gets involved. You're right well. She left before merlin. Good on her and she was like i can. I can smell a merlin coming. So michael bennett comes in beats her up and takes her away and like again. Foss benders trying to be menacing here with this irish accent in the bowler lang do as opposed to just sort of glare at the camera. That'd be something. I also don't understand how they are aware of his relationship rate crash on the lila character megan fox. It's just a go to that bar that he hangs out at someone's gotta know something. I have no other ideas. I fucking hate this movie. Wait what if. I had a great idea. What if instead of trying to kill her. What if i tried to find jonah. Hex killed him instead. What if what if that made more sense. Yeah but we need the damsel. Mikey he damsels. Yes tardy tar off. I go off to kidnap a woman. There is jona hex like rolls up to like the encampment. Or whatever where they are. They're getting the boat ready to go This is post the kidnapping and everything. And there's another moment here where i was like. This would be rad as faulk. But we don't see anything. He kills dude by throwing an axe right into his face. Yeah yeah nothing absolutely nothing. Pg thirteen we want. The joan had action figures to be sold and iran. Because what this also starts doing you realize business. Especially where i was like okay. Clearly troubled production. Ville right here. 'cause you're getting things like west bentley. Just unceremoniously murdered by john. Malkovich malkovich gets the last piece of the thing from him. He's of no use to him anymore. And it's just like completely dispatched. You don't see it happen. It's like a gun shot off camera. it's it's like they cut its westbound lane. Got a picture of them there and back of his behind him. They cut to some other guy. And you're both the click and the shot and you're like oh so bentley had a different death. That was probably cool. You're totally right. This is yeah. He says Oh they'll hang me for. I hope we got i of tried to avoid that. Malkovich like consider line consider. It avoided also wine animation director. My wine goblet has a deed. John the line is whatever. Animation director cut pred lunch. I think upriver pervert wine boy to animation. But yeah i mean the end of this is so money like the action of one. They infiltrate his boat. And like jonah hex fuck it all sorts of shit or he is it all sorts of up but his lady is there. Yup so then. He asked to give up because she she ruins. Everything is this. When does he fight. michael bender. Here that's what he wants on first right as they're getting on it's like act in the face guy at an endless fight with michael fast bender which is nothing i mean he kills him and but this was one of those like cut that dude's head off you know doesn't happen the only kind of cool thing in the struggle though there. It's it's it's interesting enough. I mean it's a fine moment because it's he Michael foster says what is the life to what is it like to go through life with a face like that. He says. Let me show you. And he sets his own hand on fire yeah had starts punching him in the face with his burning man. I guess i'm done for the rest of the movie by heads. They'll seriously it's not a superman of now And then he grabs Fosters faces put to do it like a steam engine or something like that or propeller propeller of such fucking guys. Jam it like the fucking so you pushing the face towards the thing and he clearly. The face went through the fucking propel us. They cut back to berlin clean as a whistle. No blood spurt. You couldn't do a digital bloods. But there's not even damage to fast spender. Because what happens is he puts his hand on him in wake some backup from the dead and then as you see it. His face is totally find. Looks like beautiful michael and then he uses like the old. Because you're live again. You're getting and he just like he starts burning. And then josh brolin punch him in the face and he turns to a cloud of ashes was when he kills him the first this for my wife initially for bestowed. And are you ready to fall malkovich's like that's my life i've got a good deal go with those fellas around here is where i guess Will arnett is unceremoniously killed. They've got another one like Us naval ship trying to block them. I mean first of all just opened fire. Just bring down the might of the government on this shortly carrying the nation killer that it's just like hey surrender. And then they arm the nation killer and use it on this boat instantly. Vaporized really see a reaction. I would love to see some bodies in water. Well don't you see the eric. It's because he's proper and he wanted to do wore the white right way. Yes exactly. i'd love a good will net like you cut back on that and it's like mother. Yeah arrested develop show jobs body. Charred made a huge mistake. Yes me as this naval commander. I demand to be taken seriously. Oh fuck so then. It's like here it is like. Here's the big moment. they do start launching. Cannonballs like into dc. Because malkovich has some line about like fire. Fifty cannonballs which wouldn't make sense to me the number us anyway fifty states yet so i guess it's just a lot okay. Yeah i mean he could have said like all thirteen for the original but again he's not a political figure in any way despite fighting tooth and nail to the death for the confederate question mr turnbull. Oh so we're going to attack this nation ceremony with all these Friedman there But we're not. We're we're still not a racist out of it we you yes i promise. That's how i'm reading it earlier. We mentioned like someone like ed harris. Maybe as like the siesta pre new president. Maybe someone from europe bankrolling show. I feel like i have bigger. Aaron been it's been almost a century. now it's time for us to take it. It sounds like you might have read even a book about the civil war. Which out above neville dean. And taylor. Yes i did research. I studied a bunch of shit online. Which i will now regurgitate to you without any personality or inflection so then they found her dead in the alley and is subscribed to the true true. Exactly what. I need some haunting music behind you back to reading wikipedia. Eleven closed at four. And there's nothing. I love more than a good not awkward. An obvious prompt i i would love it. If one of the guys came up the term was like it mr tembo. We've been big mean to fellows been talked thinking you know if you distort a whole world ain't gonna be no prostitutes. Happy no booze. I'm not sure we survive this sir. What's the point would be interesting if off-spinner was developed enough that maybe he could usurp his his Caffeine that would be fucking awesome right. It's like because you know. I mean it's michael bender actor and whatnot like now we know looking back you know like like. Oh that guy. He's he's like a little fucking powder keg. he's going to do something he murders malkovich. Like three-quarters way through the movie. Now he's the guy. Yeah then he bombs dc and renames it new dublin washington dublin city. That's so they're both tied up. They get out and like this one. Megan fox has some stuff agency to do stuff. She's shooting people and you think at the end where he's fighting malkovich. Malkovich gets the upperhand. And she's got this hatchet from some other guy you think she's going to save them but she actually just drops the hatchet by accident. Yeah and and that's what saves the drop saves him. Yeah yeah she also has some 'cause like they're all like handcuffed and whatnot and she breaks out of the handcuffs and he's like wow a woman. Doing that's weird as she goes to lula. Black mama didn't raise no fool and he's like ruler and i'm like it is too late to get the name like us. I read that the comic thing. Sure whatever but like whoop de farc. So you get like heck's malkovich actually fighting and then we get flashbacks that stupid fucking purgatory dream five. I'd just like they didn't have enough of the fight at the end and they were like no. let's make it bigger by having the purgatory dream. You know what the whole dream fi was probably re-shoots and that makes a ton of sense. Yeah like oh like that's how the movie was supposed to end probably and it also looks different it. Yeah holler full. Yeah like a dark faulk these kinds of things and so it's like now. We're eleven years after this movie came out. So twelve or more since they filmed it. Like memories or hazy. But i would love to like sit down with like malkovich or any of these folks and be like so this scene right here when you were filming it what was your understanding of what it was because it feels like. It's just one of those things where it's like when they see it. They're like wait. That's what they put this as thank yous burned into. Thank you for asking andrew. What my thinking was. My lexus was a little old and i should have released it. But i didn't have bought it outright and i needed a newer lex. I was always going over the allotted mileage on the lease getting to be a real pain in. Oh one warner brothers. Came to me animation director. Even i was the master. 'cause i had done horton hears a who you know voice and i had taken out all the decapitations shootings in horton hears a master at it. You see also free birds. There were like seven mass occurs and free bird. They brought me in turkey slaughter but slaughters all the same wa. I'm a turkey. Just cut that guy's fucking head off. Oh wow wow. Now he's got a gablers. Because i cut his fucking throat over and cook him any. Oh but y- berlin gets the upper hand and shoves malkovich's head in a gear which is kind of fun but in. I need that close on that mellon man and then the super ball blows in this face Brolin and megan fox. Definitely do michael bay. Bad boys were jumping off the dock. It is just so weirdly don this scene because they like instantly runaway because shits about to go down. They stopped like punch the dude still trying to work the canon. Yes then it doesn't doesn't feel connected to the movement we're doing right now then. Suddenly we see to some other random shot of them jumping off the dude working. The cannon is another totally mind boggling thing that the way that they present it because the ball ball the she's sneaking up behind you and the way that they're framing this and they keep cutting back to build like some sort of anticipation i was like. Oh this is going to be somebody. Yeah it's oh secret twist it. Somebody's ulysses s grant. Look aiding quinn turns around like but like it's nobody nothing comes at me and it looks like it was the government i ain't shod and Portland's radic again has to look at the camera because the boat explodes goes happy fourth of july. It's like thing i was like. Are we making the Like a yuck oh here about like. Oh that's how fireworks became. That's the job And whatever then ulysses grant gives them like ninety bucks million dollars that is like Argue the full hundred. But how about you become sheriff of america to. Hey america do jona hex two colon sheriff america. I'm into it. I thought this was like for a second. I thought i was watching. Joe arpaio origin story. Actually sheriff of america would be seagal. Vod project desperately see that isn't the end of Almost black wild wild west where they find the f- they found the fbi at the fbi. The secret service okay. So it's kind of the same exact exact same. Okay is the same exact ending to a bad movie wicca wick. Wild wild heck's no. I'd actually i actually don't want a boss. She could keep your band. That's right. I'm going to be a weird loner. That just is a angry with the government with a gun with my mangy dog. That comes back for the end. And that's there's like it's like an ending and a quarter right here because it's like he and megan fox walking out on the fakest fucking deals world around mars. I think what happened. Was someone like josh brolin was like i don't want to inconvenience meghan too much. Realize i'm like the star this picture. We'll go to her house will send them into greens her garage. We'll just do it there. I mean this looks awful. And then yeah. She's like 'cause she says. Oh did he offer you a job that he's a year you know our wound boss or whatnot and they like walk away like here. Come the credits. And then it's like nap. We gotta end with him just like riding in the horse and the dogs there for some of those. He says goodbye to jab. Well that's because we're setting up jona hicks to the jabbing. Don't get a hacks acts come back. Act which is what. I was looking for this. You're just saying jonah hex a couple more times there. Yeah that's right. he's. I don't know. I guess i'll see you real soon or something on on mantel's at the box office as to say shy for killing lia jeb. I mean this this fella here. He directed some cartoons. They do very well. We might have something here but like that turkey movie man. That wasn't nothing That's the end of this movie. Oil at flush the motion picture. Man wolf Final thoughts recommendation. Steve sadek not recommend at all we watch this a long time ago. It's kind of funny. Now that we're the show has been on the air for eleven years like this the show kind of existed when we watched this show watch us movie and none of us remember it. Nope no you had to review it. Oh really yeah you watched it sober to thumbs up. Yes two thumbs up thumbs up his ass. But now i mean it's just it's it's a comic. It should have been a western like the west to do these things. That are whatever like that. Are john r- specific. That like are basically ripoffs that you may comic books out of take them back to the genre. You know what i mean. Not impose a superhero lens upon it. Which just doesn't fit it. All there is never read the ex convicts but there is something for the mid eighties called hacks were jona hacks goes into the future into a mad max. Kind of a situation where someone that artem. That sounds pretty cool. But overall no thank. You know. Chris cabin absolutely not i would have. I think i might have at least vaguely enjoyed the neville dean taylor version of this. It's possible never. We'll never know. But like i could see like Some action some deaths scenes. Actually peppering this up enough. Where i could follow it as it is. I was just completely confused. The whole now when you wrote that review You know negative such as it was sure. Was this one where you were getting like. Death threats from losers this early. This was like back under null and like building berry was my editor at the time really. Yeah like he just. I remember very clearly doing this whole A writing thing with them. And i was like. Yeah there's nothing here and at that point. I don't think the comments had become quite the cesspool. Got ya so yeah no It's a no for me too. I think this is one of the worst ones we've done it is. There's nothing there's nothing here folks. I'm sorry someone likes it. That's totally fine. It's just a gresley not for me. I don't it's aggressively. i don't know who it's for new even if you. Here's the thing. Right like steve to what you're saying if you were a big jonah hex fan of the of the like you got to be pretty bummed out absolutely right so like in that case i. I don't know it's fucking garbage and you're right like i would have just watched straight up western movie with with brolin running around a would have been fucking rat but some gunslinging sure without should kill anyone because bullets coming. You would be a great gun like he has that. Look like the one western. I remember him. From true grit. He plays the dullard. Yeah oh that's right. Yeah if you're gonna cohen brother. If he was he was just it was just jonas with a fucked up face bounty hunting some bad dudes or like milking a cow. That doesn't belong to him and make some delicious biscuits. Also go the first cow. Fine with either or this fucking sucks shit and never again But that is going to do it for jonah hex here on weei movies if you want more of this program checkout pedro dot com slash. We hit movies. Like i said we will have an ad out this month. Talking about a jona. Hex animated short that was leaps and bounds. Better than and. I've got an announcement right here that coming july if you missed out and you didn't hear about it because you don't follow us on social media big mistake we partnered with vinegar syndrome where you've got commentary track on scanner cop and it's going to be back in stock this july and We have a sort of western up on our. We love movies. Feed this month called a history of violence. That is absolutely right Goddamn just thinking about like you know. That's the wild roller coaster of being part of we hate movies is like one week your love and life talking about a history of islands. The next week you're drinking from a fucking loaded toilet talking about jonah had the backup from the toilet. It's motive but as always here The show roles on the free feed next tuesday the summer blockbuster extravaganza is going. Wear steve's we It's all about family next week. Guys strapped in but under seatbelts were joined by a friend of the show. John gabriel's for fast five. 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10 Trivia Questions on Babies and Yoda

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10 Trivia Questions on Babies and Yoda

"It's ten trivia questions on Baby Yoda. We'll technically babies and iota. But Hey no big. Spoilers this Trivia with buds uh on be welcome to another episode of the Trivia with Buds. PODCAST I'm your host Ryan Buds. Thanks for checking out this show. It is Disney plus day day. Every Tuesday on the show we will be highlighting something from Disney plus whether it's star wars or Disney or marvel or maybe Jeff Goldblum related. You never ever know. But there's tons of content on there and I am all caught up on the man. The lorry in four episodes in I love it. I'm just a casual star wars fan but I think it is a really really fun show to watch and I can't wait to see where the next four episodes take us. Today's episode is about babies and Yoda to touch on the idea of the man delorean. But don't worry if you're not caught up. There are no huge spoilers. If you've been on the Internet anytime in the last month you will know that baby. Yoda is a thing. So if I'm ruining that for you I apologize. But that's about as spoiler as this episode will get other cool stuff. I'm watching on the old streaming services would be the following. Here's a quick list castle. Rock doc we got all caught up on that season two. I like a lot better than season. One I just think it's more interesting story more interesting characters and I have a better idea of what's going on and a cool tie-in to some other things from the past so Digging castlerock season two and I was very reluctant to watch it at all because of how season one left left me going. I don't know what this was about another show. I've mentioned that we're still watching. It's called life in pieces on CBS. who added Sitcom from CBS? So they only have a few. CBS things on there. But this show is hilarious. It's really really funny. It's four short stories in Sitcom format and they all kind of go together and and it's just about like three separate families. It's Kinda like modern family very similar without the modern spin probably But really funny show. If you're looking for a sitcom that kinda slipped by really like that show I think there's five seasons in three or four of them are on loop and then I've been watching episodes. Which is that Matt Leblanc show on? It was on I think. BBC ABC or showtime One of those two and now. They're all on Netflix. I'm trying to watch that and I did that. Show because it's a good mix of what I like about British shows and American shows so check that one out if you've never seen episodes and then of course the great British baking show almost caught up on that I think I'm too episodes behind or maybe it's done. I don't know maybe I'm more behind that. I thought but I think there are five contestants left on the episode that I just watched so a still a few more episodes to go at least if there are new ones to come out so that's where I'm at in the world is streaming stuff. Hopefully I'll finish all that stuff this month and I could jump into the new year. Fresh what are you watching. What are you like in? What are you digging? What are you deviate if you still have A? DVR Let me know in a social media post or a tweet or a d. m. slide and wherever you need to and let me know what you're watching and maybe we'll highlight. Some of those shows was on a future episode of this show. If you like Trivia please leave us a review for this trivia. PODCAST that would be so cool on itunes or wherever you listen to the show or or if you play live trivia with me somewhere in southern California I would love free. Leave a yelp review. They'll be very very cool view and you could find me to search trivia with buds yelp on just about anything and you'll oh come across it all right bunch of fun stuff out of the way so now we're going to jump into the meat of the episode which is Trivia of course ten questions on babies and iota every every other question will be about something baby related or something yoga related here. We go all right babies and iota. Here's question question number one of the five senses. which is the first sense that babies develop question number one of the five senses which of the first senses the baby's develop number one number two? How many years old was iota when he died right question for two? How many years old was Yoda when he died? Question number three. It's called a diaper in the. US what is the more common UK slang for diaper number three. What do they call a diaper in the UK number three question number four? What to word rank did iota hold for much of the last decades of the republic number four? What to word rank did iota hold for much of the last decades of the republic question number five? Who did the voice of the baby in the hit animated film boss Baby? Who did the voice of the baby in boss baby number five question six? What film does Yoga have a rapid lightsaber battle with count? Duku number six. What film does Yoga have a rapid lightsaber battle with count? Duku number seven. What girl group had the hit song? Be My baby in one thousand nine hundred sixty three number seven. What Girl Group had hit song? Be My baby in nineteen sixty three three more questions to go on this quiz and we're jumping into number eight number eight. What color are Yoda's is number eight? What color are Yoda's is question? Nine the Baby Ruth Candy Bar was supposedly named after which President's daughter Baby Ruth Candy Bar was supposedly named after which President's daughter question pretend baby. Yoga helps the mandatory retrieve what from a mud horns cave in the second second episode of the series. What do they retrieve from a mud? Horns cave second episode of the series. Those are your ten questions on babies. ABC's and Yoda we'll be right back in just a segment with the answers. And Hey in the meantime if you haven't seen the man to go watch it it's awesome and here come the answers answers for babies and iota hopefully had fun playing along with this quiz inspired by the new series the mandate Laurean on Disney plus question number one of the five senses. which is the sense that babies develop? That would be hearing. It can hear you before anything. That's why I always tell you to read to a baby when it's in the MOM's tummy number one number two. How many years old was iota? So when he died spoiler alert Yo dis empire strikes. Back nine hundred exactly. He was nine hundred years old. I hope I live to be. I was going to say ninety ninety but that's even pretty old. I don't know hopefully a nice decent age number three though it's called a diaper in the US. What is the Common UK slang for a diaper according to a baby shower trivia site? I was on. It's called a nappy and I googled. It is that right listeners in the UK a nappy. Do you go. Go change a nappy. Is that what you do. I don't know maybe that's real. Maybe this website just messing with me like Darryl with Gang Slang and Michael on the office. I don't know but the answer I found was nappy. AP Wide Number Four. What to word ranked at Iota hold for much of the last decades of the republic? He was grand master of the JED eye. Counsel Grand Master Number Five. Who did the voice of the baby and the Animated Film Boss Baby Alec Baldwin Thirty Rock's famous Alec Baldwin Number Five Five number six in? What filmed is Yo- to rapid lightsaber battle with Count Duke? That's episode to attack of the clones and that is a crazy scene the first time you see it. 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Green Horses

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Green Horses

"Hey this is rob tonight or welcome back to see what happens. The podcast lot's of talk about today of course we'll have the lovely Patricia my Schneider on and and then we'll have Jamie Lissa was back back from his sojourn in Alaska and he'll be talking about his CBS show at he's working on over there and we got jokes from Mexico and jokes from Italy and de very funny story about Jay Leno for many years ago the Great Jalen. What a great guy best comic generation anyway an all. That's coming up. Also I'm going to be performing this weekend. That's September twenty first since twenty seconds at the Comedy Zone in Jacksonville Florida and it's a really fun fun place to come see comedy very intimate. Maybe two but it'd be fun to see you guys at Jacksonville. Florida and some of the dates become up soon on see what happens. Thanks for tuning it. Okay now team is officially back. Yes welcome to see what see what happens. This is our fifteenth eighteenth podcast. Good people wow fifteen and Jamie. I think that's like I don't know at least half good to be back. how things go by the way the welcome see what happens. I'm Rob Schneider hosts and host and the hostess with the most this is we like to call out of the humble opinion of the Mexican MHM right here but that he's Yeah Schneider and of course the one and only now working for CBS the one and only lead the very talented and lovely and happy yeah. Jamie also too great to be here is a nice who've agreed to see. Is it relaxing incoming here. It's so relaxing and your both your daughters are beautiful adorable no god Lynne. She likes you. She gave me how many hugs have oh my God. She's over just wants to give you a hug and that's really you've earned that do that to everybody anybody. That's dramatic factors do that to me. It's so cute when you have a kid. That doesn't know fully who I am. That likes me. What you supposed of yourself. Yeah can't snow. That's true you know. I think they sense energy better than adults. We might try to convince ourselves that second person even though you're got to sending that is not broken right. I feel like I have to be nice to this person. kids just go with it. Sometimes if you know that we'd be say hey well when I when I say they say I mean like probably reading a book or magazine when I see a kid doesn't want to give a kiss to someone or a hawk talked to someone. We should enforce them. We didn't see like come on. Is your you know like your uncle level by the university like if they don't feel like it they shouldn't i. I totally just censored myself. That's that's the world we're living in now. Say like you know just like you'd kiss. Come on come on and kissed this stranger for dollar. You know I mean isn't that like you feel like you have to censor yourself. just did actually and then you didn't. I was doing the exact same thing in my head censoring myself no no but isn't self-censorship like more now. You have to feel like because now you're working in an environment jamie where you have like. It's a TV show and would you tell people about your new TV work. It's not that new but is new for you yeah. It's your staff writer staff. Writer producer will producers on there too that a big deal. It's a big deal why it's only a big deal to like writers. Is there like a producer credit. It's not it's just the word producer. You're still a writer but it's I don't know the difference between a writer producer. It's a big difference. If you're like a writer-producer reproduce not anybody else but God bless you man. I mean you know that's great. You're killing it over there what's show shows man with a plan on CBS with the with the Great Kevin Nealon the Great Kevin Nealon and Matt Leblanc Matt Leblanc Very Funny Matt Leblanc Amazing. casts is so good. It's amazing that he's an old guy now Matt Leblanc he so yeah. It's so fun to watch. He's an old guy but I'm just saying relatively well compared to when he you started because you you just see him forever youthful because that shows always playing everywhere and then you see him on the show and he's got like grey hair. He's still good looking dude but like it's still like a bit of like. WHOA WHOA plan. They were so young yeah and friends yeah. They were like honesty like a comedy like yeah well Yeah late Twenties Twenties Early Thirties. Maybe I just show up at the same time that they would actually the same camera crew really different. Yeah I think they filmed at the warner brothers lot but we were like the CBS lot to and men behaving badly and they would be the same camera crew come over because we shot on a different night or whatever you'd hear the friends stories from the crew. So what would you hear. I heard stories that I heard that they weren't allowed to talk to them. You weren't allowed to talk to the crew wasn't allowed to talk to the cast of friends. It really does not distract them. I don't think it was like I don't know I mean I just remember like they thought it was weird and I just remember like well. Why are you talking to me then go away. I'm GONNA do the same shit now. I know but it did seem like kind of weird but I did hear that from the crew. I heard some stories just the writing hours. Were are Jewish this because they were hit show now. That's the thing because I the TV show. You're working on. People want to get the hell out of there. You get the feeling like at a certain point. They go like fuck this. Let me get back to my life. Do you get that feeling in the CBS. Show the talk about the the the guy the writers they feel like at a certain point they WANNA get the hell out of there. I am surprised at how even when you're staying late in the day I'm not surprised at how politically correct you're being but I'm surprised at how people are still still dialed in of no no one's ever like looking like they want to get out of their people are especially production week because for instance tomorrow's a table read or it was big better be good and then the next day it's rehearsals. I like it better be good. I think everyone getting home to their families but you can especially production. We gotta make sure it's a good script and then Friday nights are live taping yeah any any at any job at some point. Someone's going to be like I WANNA go back. I would say like maybe fifteen fifteen years ago twelve years ago so there was a lot more. TV shows on there are now so there's a certain amount of like a GIG. I want to keep this Gig. Yeah you get that sense that feeling oh absolutely and I would say because I'm the only one in the room without a family I mean I have a family without a family here. Oh Yeah sometimes we get out soon as we'll get you know whatever six PM yeah I was. We were still working late night but sometimes when we're done you can see everyone's like sweet wade. Saturday night live to in the casino. I duNno a family. Were there either. I wish I could just stay. You know I was like why are we. Why would anyone want to go home. It's ten o'clock. Let's keep writing. I mean why I mean. What's the point in your joke? Okay originally joking around with friends yeah yeah and then ordering food that somebody else is paying racing. Where do you WANNA get food tonight. Hey I don't know what you guys say. I never never had that in in Mexico a new show. You never get the order in food from anywhere now. Why not because we know we didn't have that. It's a different dynamic. Basically when you have free time you go out and eat or that's better though they'd be all at least every time you don't need that. Would your schedule was ridiculous. How did you get locked into doing because Patrizia. I don't know if the listeners now this you're doing at at before. I stole you away to America. You were doing four shows yeah. How did you manage doing four shows at one time four. TV shows Ford one was just like at the very very end so basically they were only three but the only three shows. It's unbelievable at the same time. What were the three was guest jokes. Oh comedy show which was really fun and grade and it was like just one hour of jokes. You tell me a joke. I know I know I know you also Mexican jokes. Folks are different in the different but I would just say that there is a I don't know I I would say less of a filter. There's less of its more direct and maybe be that is that is that in the translation but I would say that the Mexican humor is meaner. That's true I agree but I don't know why. Why would you say that is true and I'm saying like more direct and more mean like if something horrible happens you're going to see a joke or a minimum thirty seconds later and I would say like whereas in English in America you'd say there's is more of a filter to it or there's more you know. I think there's more of a chance of people are GonNa Hey. I don't want people to come back at me with something whereas in Mexico so I think it's celebrated if you come up with a joke. That's like really believe it or not. People are getting more like politically correct yeah. It's a shame shame there there because yeah that's the beauty of so you get us that she says the war of the jokes you're the producer said that what was some of the like yeah. It was tough because you had to have have you couldn't say the same jokes over and over again no no they. They couldn't sell the we the COMEDIANS. They always try to get like new material tibial but I have to say that. Some of the jokes were like very popular so people wanted to see to see them again. You know if if a joke is if a joke coke is performed really well and you can enjoy the performance of the joke you can hear it again. That's not very common standard. Would you say no not at all. I was just going to ask so. This is not stand up. You're saying you're are actually telling a joke but it's it's the way like Polo. Polo was a very famous Mexican. Comedian is a guy who could sell out in the amphitheater theatre here in Los Angeles and most Americans. Oh if you're not Spanish if you're not Mexican there wouldn't know who he is but he's a brilliant joke teller and his jokes joke sometimes go on for minutes and minutes and minutes and like it's a beautiful telling of a of a story so it's nice to hear that story again whereas most comedians I would say most Manala. Just's not really acting out the things but if you're acting out it's a lot of fun now. Here's the best here's like really really good really good jokes and it's. Nice 'cause you know like for me meets fun because you don't see where it's going yeah. That's why I like jokes from other cultures. I would love to tell you one please. I mean I know I'm GonNa Kinda like chop it up a little a bit. Here's one one full. Apologize say really like so. There's this guy who every day outside of his rancho a he's is this beautiful woman driving a Ferrari the he comes out by the way. I've tried to tell this joke. It doesn't work. I love the joke and I think I understand but like I'm going to tell the audience right now. I've told this joke to absolute silence lower your expectations. Everybody already okay so. Let's just repeat the premise again. There's this man could live sitting at wrench and every are they. He says this beautiful woman driving Ferrari at ten. Am in the morning everyday everyday so he really wants her to stop one. That's right so he he he wants. He wants this woman so badly yeah he he. He thinks I have to come up with a plan for this. Yes so anyways. He makes this plan because I know what I'm GonNa do. I'M GONNA paint one of my horses green and then I'm GonNa put it outside insight right before ten pm so when she drives she's GonNa see the Horse Green Yeah. She's GonNa she's going to say wait. A minute stock green horse and this is going to come back and this is going to ask me. What is your course. Yes it is why why is it green. Oh let me let me take you inside of my house and I'll explain it to you so I'm going to bring this beautiful woman inside of my house in previously I'm already going to lead elite. Defy the fireplace and I'm going to take out some wine and I'm gonNA. Give her a glass and then we're GONNA laugh and we're GonNa have some fun and what an amazing conversation tation and then I'm GonNa Start Kissing her and that I she might not she minute respond immediately but then she's going into my kisses and then we're GonNa make love love and it's GonNa be beautiful so that's the plan right so the next day he wakes up at eight in the morning he paints the Horse Green and then we all laid is nine nine fifty five. He puts the horse outside beautiful woman driving the Ferrari and then she sees the green horth and and then she stops in this year and then she she goes back she drives back to him and once she gets out of the car he looks at her it. Should we fuck you forgot to. He jumped the gun and it works. It's starting to work. We went from B. J. C. Now that's interesting because I did tell the joke but it doesn't it. It doesn't work in English because I I just think it's missing a little something. It's true like you know when they say. Spanish is one of the romantic languages something beautiful about like that does that I'm sure there's some jokes that have a beautiful beautiful interpretation that work really really really really well for their things obviously that we cannot translate it same thing with with song for the cultural differences yeah the same thing with songs like. I think my daughter daughter L. King did the right decision by not going into acting not going into comedy but she's obviously really talented musician but I'm just saying I told you the other day said you did the right thing because people want to come here. You're songs and enjoy the performance of the song. Nobody wants to hear my joke from like the eighties so once you're dude do joke even though it's it's your right the musician like the yell out play this song that nobody says I do do that. Joke did like in the eighties so they know they want a new thing thing which sometimes they don't even want the new thing. They don't as a matter of fact there. They don't like the new thing they don't do all new stuff like if you go see Van Morrison and he doesn't play old study the folks going up Morrison. I WanNa hear Brown is because people feel like they're not part of it. That's as really important well. There's I think there's also something else's at their music and comedy but I don't know if there's an emotional memory attached to it so it means something a good meal or something you'd be bring something to it yeah but not only that I mean when I when I want to be part of something. NO THEY WANNA sing along because that way they feel like they're part of it. That's why there isn't I'm telling you this is because I remember like years ago. I was trying to pitch a show about composers. You know like those singing contests cysts and then all those what they really want to hear the songs they know exactly. That's that's why would never work. Don't WanNa hear explained to me by the you know by the producer and I was like Oh my God. I can't believe I never thought about. Nobody wants to hear new songs like people singing new songs. It's tough. It's tough because what they really want to say what they really want to see on. TV is people performing the songs that they know and they loved just to compare who sings at better wilde but at the same time if you do have a new song that can be very catchy. You know that gets to the hook right away and it's a good hook. I mean it's the greatest speaking of which I I mean I have says with those shows. I don't seem show I love watching on youtube like the auditions and who you know who made needed and then who has a career after that you can go back and see the guys the first time and now he's the next thing you know he's. He's hosting the show yeah exactly exactly but there's this guy that he's a he he. He's a former firefighter. Steve mccrory. Oh Yeah you showed me. This guy never seen it but I've never been any interest in seeing that unless you put it in front of my face stirred Mickey isn't he grades incredible. You want the whole thing and it makes you like you know. That's one of the rare things as as one of the rare things. It's like I remember when I was on my on Saturday night live music. I remember we're like Jim Downey saying really important thing to me. It's like hey man you've been giving goodwill by the American public and be careful how you spend it you know but like that guy. has has such goodwill you root for the guy. How most people you don't root for you know? Here's a guy firemen to begin with you. Get the sense is a good this guy like taking on a good person. Would you love a fireman. I love a fire yeah. It's Kinda hard to go that firemen expired or you know what yes you know what you never hear that firemen's an asshole never hear that asshole saving those people across the way the first people and like the thing about the fireman. It's also like you know they're the first people there and they might not have the right equipment the deal with what's happening but they gotta deal to what they have. You know what I mean the chemical spill or some horrible thing you know even tastic our daughter she's obsessed with the firefighters saved. Dr Home. They saved our home. These firemen literally and not just the firemen here in Calabasas but the firemen came from all all over the country and especially up from northern California from Riverside just want to say about the firemen Riverside who came here and I'm telling you like incredible people. Oh and these these guys these young guys in the thirties leaving their families coming up here to save homes that the people that don't even know they don't live in the community they just came here and and living in tents sleeping in tents at night general and just you know you know and all the stuff that's I mean risking their lives and their health because you know it wasn't just wood-burning in these homes they have television sets burning couches with all these chemicals. That's the stuff. That's that's in the air that just kind of like. Let's not dealer talk about that. You know so these incredible people. That's nice but our daughter Miranda just you know really is obsessed with them and every time she wanted to give themselves everytime she's like okay. Let's go see high. Hi and let's bring some popsicles. If it's hot Deja through bring she was the ring like cupcakes. She loves them and every time we go there are super sweet and they always have to talk to the girls. I had an argument with a guy because we were both trying to the right. After the fires came these firemen. We're going to get launched some stuff for the the the firehouse means this other guy were just couldn't fighting over to pay for the stuff at the grocery store London. I got no no let me get let me get it. You know so these these the guys listen. There's still like got smoke on them and stuff. You know so anyway so okay. We're going back to the jokes now. So can I ask the question yeah so and I know we're past it but I'm still trying to understand so he paints the horse is is he just his mind. He's so excited that the beginning of the plan worked yeah. Maybe he has a slight flight erection. He just just goes right to the end. Yeah it yeah. It's a it's a plan that was well thought out and he just didn't stick to couldn't believe that it works yeah and he's just he pads. Did he jumped. He jumped a little bit well. That's why I like about like jokes from other countries entrees especially Mexico and Italy is another one like our friend. Luciano Luciano is is beautiful guy and his lovely wife Loretta Greta who is like a foot and a half taller than him seems like Luchino is one of those guys from from Italy and he's one of these guys. He's Italian had to do with anything what he's one of these guys like Lucina. You don't even have to say one of the live but he's one of these guys from Italy. His English over the years isn't getting better. It's getting worse Franko Franko Yeah and the you know our our good friends -Tarian Roseanne. They say like his English is getting worse in five years. We know that we're going. GonNa be able to understand him anymore. Neither loved that. What a great thing? He tells a joke and he tells jokes that are his delivery is so funny because he's Italian is delivery so beautiful that when I tell jokes said he tells first of all you don't even know where they're coming from and his delivery is so beautiful that you you have to tell him like he says there. Was this what happened. I don't think a lot of people remember this or or or would have any interest in it but like it's a real thing. Albania the country of Albania. There monetary system went bankrupt. I mean literally their the money was useless because of the lottery that is nine hundred ninety two. They had a lottery thing that happened. Literally bankrupted the whole country. I'm not kidding you nineteen ninety-two and so these Albanians their money was no good anymore. They literally had to get the you know because once you've given over to this monetary system and all of a sudden the monetary system no longer is working when people go this money's either worth money and everybody agrees and the government agrees and if it's not agreeing anymore then is nothing is not worth anything so everyone has to agree and at that point exactly what happened the machinations of it but I know that began with the lottery I gotta look it up exact but anyway so the country went bankrupt and people were fleeing being and getting the hell out of there so they're crossing over the Adriatic Sea to get over there were landing in Italy by the thousands of these Albanians and as soon as that started a half an hour or later Italian retelling Albanian jokes and some of them like like a joke that they probably would never say today whatever but so Luciano started telling these Albania Albania jokes like who here's a joke about an Albanian gays and so he told Deputies Alabama talion guy sees this Albanian guy eating being the grass is this. What are you doing come to my house and he goes no no no no no but I you eat grass come to my house says no no no no but there's not me so take my wife. It's okay bring bring your Tuesday but they're also about six children. It took it brings them as well but we also have a ranch and uncles took a brain there but then they have their it did but aimed at bringing them all because at my at my house the grass is I mean it doesn't mean Joe but it's it's really funny but the the thing to meet the humor of it is I didn't see the Mexican humor. Yes yes. Maybe it's something to do with the romantic language but it's also the fact that it's like you know. It's such a joke. He's basically treating these people like goats but it's also it's dealing with people starving and poverty and like you know out of their home but then you have to make sense of the world and you have to make ah you laugh at cry. That's what I think happens. In Mexico Mexico we have to laugh at those things because otherwise we would be just depressed like what is another one because some some of the some of the Paula Paula jokes would be considered the the unacceptable and some of the subject matter even today they like. I think some of the Comedians that I think some of the greats bill Burr Dave Chapelle but exceptions are silver and I think can get away with anything and she's the way she sets it up it by saying she can't say something anymore what she just has genius way of getting this the subject matter but like if you pull a jokes one of my favorite of his is the one about and again this is also inappropriate and like you. I don't know if he can there in all of them but but you know what you when you go see Paul Paul. Do you know what you're getting into. Oh Yeah of course it. Does this joke about this guy. There is this guy these some minor in the in this mining town and the Esta the he needs to get a drink drink drink. It's been a long week on these first week in the mind and it says I guess is working. I go to get a drink so we'll rank it as one the only one about in town but you can go there and goes why because they're the bar there's there's this the wheel barrel rapists no and he goes. It was like what no no no. She can't go there. Senor you can go because if you go into the next thing is you know it'd be wheeled down in the wheelbarrow and you get raped and this is a terrible terrible but I gotta get a drink so he goes to the barn against it. During the next thing you know he wakes up and he's in this wheelbarrow getting pushed pushing the minuses. No pleased on the rape me pleased on rave mean the guys I ever read the rape jam taking you back to the bar now. That's a tough job. That is a very tough joke but it's it's so funny. I guess is as good as over the joker ochre both yeah this is the guy that is a tough joke yeah but at the same time Polo Polo and the his way he's he's just funny to me. I think you know I think the difference now is that people are heightened in their sensitivity to like this person. Who's you know clearly. There's no one's being raped in a wheel barrel while this is happening. It's not like we're watching that but it was such a heightened sensitivity people feel they're being judged if they laugh at that therefore they can't whereas like you know there used to be like when I was a kid you used to have like you'd go into B Dalton bookstores and like there would be like a rack of these books and it was all nationalities jokes about Polish jokes jokes Mexican jokes Italian jokes you know whatever Swedish jokes and what are those called like the offensive jokes volume three and and it was like you know we would read these jokes and it was like you know how can any tell an Italian airplane. How do you tell if it's Italian airplane. How it's got hair under the wings that was one of the that's one of the shitty jokes folks in there but I just remember like and then sometimes they'd have a pitcher with a plane hair on the wings and it was just you know yeah and then like Polish jokes. Were just you know basically how dumb the guys were and it was just a you know I mean. I don't think anybody took offence to it and then there's something happen. I think in the eighties where this you know what maybe we shouldn't do this. They started making dumb blonde jokes and remember like okay the Paul the same fucking Polish jokes Italian jokes just what the the exchanging dumb blonde Rhonda's if they can't or wouldn't know you they're being made. I think they've figured they couldn't read so they wouldn't complain about it or some of the other ones that you remember like those jokes. Oh there are so many but but anyways you know but it's a difference yeah. There's a difference in the him. Were definitely you talking about interesting a little bit more or politically really be like the is it could be a tougher life then you need tougher jokes tougher life so you need to really laugh because I feel like there's certain things that I have show you before like video source doublet risk you right. Oh my you saw the video radio. This is the music and the Guy Spinning around. It's a woman being rescued from a helicopter and this is a very complicated joke because you have to have some sense of awareness of this this particular particular span a Mexican performance s which is guys on the top of a pole yeah that are spinning around and the wire the rope is getting a little bit longer a little longer a little bit longer and it's very dangerous because they're on a whole suspended and they have all balance each other and as they're spinning around and spinning around faster and faster and they're getting further and further away and they gotta come back all the same time and at the same time there's this pan flute. Mumber who do and as spinning faster the pamphlet increases inspect polluted Hoodoo to be. How does it go exactly I I don. I can play it on your phone. Play it on your phone. Just play it on your phone or put the Antler and you can look for it but did not get an honest spell. Just play the music. Please please so that they can hear this well. She's looking up. Have you guys seen I. I lost three hours of my life yesterday watching videos of a man slipping driveway. Why did you guys see that video. Is it a bunch of videos just one. It's a bunch of videos but there's one headline in love. I love a compilation yeah and it's this guy and he basically will link it in the in the show notes so you can see it but is this guy who it's a beautiful ring camera like one of those nasty cameras outside so it's a perfect and he leaves his house and there's a long driveway and he slips a little bit then tries to catch himself and proceeds to slip the entire length of the driveway like his next future then there's moments where like everything's fine not fine and then as finding any flip he goes all the way down the entire entire driveway and then does like a backflip right in front of his good on the grass in front of his mailbox. At least he landed on the ground it was and he's wearing a suit suit like these days is five days ruined like he's gotTa go change but it's amazing was the longest the longest slip ever. He's probably an athlete than because obviously if he's able to maintain ain't it all the way down the driveway. He had some good body control. It's unbelievable. It was everywhere was on it was on all the news was so funny here that long long as saying the guys on the poll the slowly spinning and spinning you can keep lying spending spending spending spending spending and then as it increases they start to spin faster disease going faster guy spending now of course so it's it's a multi job to me works on a because if you're familiar with this you know Mexican circus performance and it performing indigenous performance and digits performance. I'm sorry but it's like it's like a it's acrobatic. I'm sorry indigenous. Acrobatic Act policies now from that there is the video of a woman being rescued in Mexico a helicopter and she was rescued in Mexico but but anyway somebody got the footage but it just seems like they became pipe and Mexico says woman is being brought up you know we'll put at the Lincoln to put this woman brought up from a basket the obviously horrible thing that happened to her and she thinks Oh God at least something rescued finally they put her in a basket and they're raising her up in from the basket no yes. It's a basket no no but it's a basket this with the call it okay yes. It looks like it's my language languages. Use Me Romero Yama see my first language. Please let me fucking basket from Alex Stretcher but it's shut the fuck up back. GonNa damaged language to know it's fucking basket at hanging underneath. It's a rescue basket you know. I think that's a threat I I think this is good. God and we. She's being lifted up. Thanks she fell off a cliff something horror at your best. You could slide off a fucking stretcher. You're getting pulled from a stretcher and you know they actually basket yeah the your mistake so this used the stretcher sure and switched to the basket that thanks off so anyway we complaining well. Sorry the baskets brought up so the baskets being raised from mm-hmm and bring on a rope to the to the helicopter slowly coming up and just the wind or something starts it starts slowly spinning and spinning and just like in this same acrobatic indigenous act and it spinning and spinning and it starts spinning wildly out of control and trying to get rescued thinking this is worse than what off to laugh laugh and then the but the thing that makes it so funny is the is the indigenous music element that they put into it and it is it once you understand what that is. It's screamingly screamingly funny yeah because it's the it's the music thing and the fact that this is like somebody put together. Yeah somebody really had to have the you you know the knowledge of it and go like Whoa this is like that. Can you imagine what and it is one of the things that you crying laughing. Even if you're unfamiliar with the once you understand what I just. I said You understand the cultural connotation to it. It's really funny and let's think about Mexico. It's like and I I think we've talked about this before but there's like a fabric. Ritchie was like like one of the funniest things I've never seen. I didn't even know this guy was. He's like a Would you say a host right. He's a host in Mexico and who got beat up by a gay prostitute and really badly. I guess the guy didn't WanNa pay him. I mean he didn't WanNa pay the guy or whatever happened happened and he got. I mean savagely beaten and so of course in Mexico they have to avid do joke about it and at this one time that this happened just unfortunately personally for February two buffets besides getting beaten to with an inch of his life he also got beaten at a time when they were doing a promotional campaign for a domestic abuse and it was every famous woman in Mexico or every pitcher was as video of a very famous woman spinning around in a chair and it was really shocking to see this famous woman and who were some of the women actress says authors journalists and they're all altering around slowly and you saw a black. I like they've been beaten and basically what they do. If I've Brit so it said in Spanish said like when you hit one of us you hit all of us and then the last cycle woman is important and woman important woman in the last one is February beaten up by a prostitute they didn't pay sex with and the turnaround and you see the fabric and I didn't even know Fab RUCCI. I didn't even know I just I just think like it was screaming. Deal the know who he is still I've never seen him. I've only seen him and that Matt but like I just remember thinking. Oh my God it's like so inappropriate so means so it's making so wrong in every way like you know belittling middling I or making making light of the serious issue which is domestic abuse and showing this guy is screaming humanely. I mean I remember I was. I was lying for two minutes at a guy who'd been beaten to an inside of his life was just a again one of those things. It's like it's so inappropriate appropriate but like to me. It's like if you don't laugh. What are you going to do. Exactly I meant to tell you too so Patricia sent me and I know we have a similar sense of humor humor and we yeah but I never told you she sent me that video on instagram and it said like look hilarious this is and then I washed it without out volume. There's just a woman being thin not being rescued funny. Patrizia and I hit the volume. Oh yeah so like without the music. I thought you were just like nobody is which you know what though it's funny you have to have thick. Dick Snag Lake the thing about the whole package you missing one little element. You know what I mean. It was missing now so confused fish by without the without the fish. That's funny so so yet definitely I mean humor is a love jobs oops from different countries and some of them don't work just don't translate some German jokes like taking the sedate and land you know didn't work and next thing the Dayton land that is sort of joked. He didn't want here. Yes I just heard a new job that I really likes. Oh yes the I heard this originated with Jay. Leno told the guy told me Oh yeah WHOA WHOA WHOA and already so this guy loves loves jokes by the way I really like this one so we don't hear a good joke. Good Jokes Very Adam Sandler Jalen these against the love to tell jokes like Jerry Seinfeld just like if you've got a really good job that they have and they just love to have you heard this one because it just didn't say that that whole thing about telling jokes I think comes from their their dads or whatever it's like you got a joke. Okay like wall and you can both really share this together. It's such a great feeling you'd never lose you but like Jay. Leno loves dill jokes and I'm not a great joke teller not a great joke teller but what happened. Was this this guy. He's very religious. He enters a lottery to win. The pope is GONNA have some people over and you're GONNA get to go in his backyard a very small group of people and you're getting intimate an intimate setting and you actually meet the pope very very special in so this guy who's very religious of winning and he go to this event and he gets to go the pope's backyard and he's very very excited so he gets there. I think about thirty people and he gets to the end of the line and they're all waiting and the PUCK comes out. He's like Oh. This is incredibly who would ever do this and so the pope sees the line of people and he starts sort of giving each person in line a moment like a special moment 'cause there's we like shakes. The first guys hand shakes a second guys hands because amazingness shake the pope's hand he gets to like the tenth guy and the guys is wearing like a dirty coat in a hood. He looks like a like a homeless guy and when the pope gets to him he shakes his hand and then he leans in and and gives them like a nice hug to the homeless guy so the guys at the end of line is like why. I'd love to shake the pope's handbook man I love a hug from the pope so as the the post making his way down the line the guy jumps out goes up to the homeless guy and he goes. How give you a hundred bucks if you let me borrow your jacket in your hood so he's is. GonNa look homeless this way. He gets a hug from so then he goes back to his place in line. He's at the very end and the pope gets to the guy beside him shakes the gays and he gets to him shakes shakes his hand leans in and gives us nice hug and he whispers in his ear. I thought I told you get the fuck Outta here. Ah Land Joke work better with an Italian accent that thought I though I thought I thought he hung out there in the winter. When the person the joke they actually hugged hugged you which actually made it funnier like. Did an actual got a visitor here hi madelene happy birthday by the way. How old are you mad leany. How old are you in how would you how would you now. Show you know those today's Today's. How old are you considering in a a man. I pop King No. There's your puppy sweetheart. Come in here. Eh you can come in every room in the house. Is Yours opens you always we're going to take a quick break and I'm GonNa. Tell you all the places that you can come. See Me Rob Schneider live this weekend of Friday the twentieth of September this Friday and Saturday. I'M GONNA in Jacksonville Florida at the Comedy Zone Jacksonville Florida. It's GonNa be fun and then I'm going to be and Coquitlam BC That's September twenty seventh Friday BBC and that's at the Molson Canadian theatre at the hard rock casino you know and then you can catch me if you wanna go to Nevada at the Mall Blue Casino resort and SPA and that's October fourth so you can see me the this weekend Jacksonville Florida and then next weekend. I'll be quite BC and then then Taber four stateline Nevada and then also we added a show at Sally tomato sauce in Rohnert Park Sally Tomatoes Rohnert Park. That's October fifth the two shows I can see my buddies out there. My Buddy Rick Gloucester and Monica tour are GonNa come see me and then of course albeit the Blue Lake Casino Stober sixth a Sunday and then the following a weekend October eighteenth and Nineteenth Ontario at the Improv and then one of my favorite places to play the twenty fifth in the twenty six is a La Hoya the comedy store La Hoya. That's all this month in September so I hope to come. hope you guys come out and see me and it'd be great and come out and see what happens. Thank you okay I'm GonNa tell you Jay Leno Story. I Love Jay. Jay's one of those guys who is like Jay's one of those guys who you know when I first working was like so helpful to me you know just to figure out you know you have somebody buddy. Who you know you have a great comedian like professional guy making a living at it and making it like one of the best comedians like you'd better listen to this guy's advice in on. He told me early on how much time you got kid. I went about eight minutes a good. You know what they think them committee how much time you got you got like two hours who wants to hear through yeah well communist material. You'd have you know five minutes to kill every time everywhere you go every time you don't have that. You don't have anything all you need. Twenty minutes become a star so he's just basically gave me a roadmap of how got it you know the next thing. I worked on that five minutes and eighteen months later. I didn't on Letterman so anyway. I'll tell you this. This is a true story about Jay. Leno about the time that I met him back in back eighty eighty four eighty five and he was doing he was very popular doing this this thing on letterman which became he became really like a went from you know from club act back to like theaters like you know big theaters twenty five hundred seaters and it was like you know what's your beef. J You remember that everything you might be David and everything you might be you think you know and he would sell whatever thing is be and so what happened was back in the eighties. They used to be before the Internet. There used to be this thing comedy. USA or whatever and the comedy clubs and would advertise if you're a famous comedian and had money like Jerry Seinfeld or Jay Leno you would have you'd advertise in this thing and you'd say where are you going to be the thing to be. Dantonio and I donate then being in the in the ninth I'm going to be in the Cleveland Auditorium and they tend to be in you know in Baltimore Civic and so sometimes you would do like a theater or or maybe a club or whatever for one night or whatever it was an off night and so what happened was somebody there would comedian would find out where the next place he was. GonNa play and as a comedian from from Minneapolis okay comedian was like would call up the a place which was gonNA play and he'd say like Jay. Leno so Jay yeah when you when you come at me. I'm going to need them. When you come pick me up at the airport any twenty five thousand dollars in cash he just make sure have it at the airport waiting in a paper bag and so the guy would show up and go. Hey you gotTa Hanway J. Here's the paper paper bag of twenty five thousand. Will you call winding ball. I didn't call what he's talking about calling about anything and so then huge show up the next place and the guy who go hi Mr Leonard said hey how you doing well. Here's a twenty five thousand is getting what's that did he said no you said you called and said like twenty five dollars cash and then and then he started to get meter like I'm not gonNA show up. If you don't have the cash they're not gonNA up. You need to have your cash into paper bag or I'm not going to show wop and I'm telling you I'm GonNa. I'M GONNA get back on the planet the hell out of there so they were like you know so after wow so to get meaner and he's show up you're going to do. We didn't answer twenty five. Ah Guess what is it and so finally he you know he got smart to it and said listen. He called ahead because he realized the schedules out there and he called up so listen to everything is many calls. It says like what twenty five thousand dollars in cash if they call you and once you get the number two hey no problem is the lentil Kyra getting number never give that number to me okay so he finds out that he does and the the moron comedian who's doing a great Jay Leno oppression like it's a he gets the number and Jay finds out who that guy is okay and here's Jay Leno the Great Jay Leno and this is the nicest guy in the history comedy right this guy. He finds out this guy's performing. I think his name was jeff something. I'm just GonNa Specifically Minneapolis Comic. He's he's GonNa come out and audition for the tonight show at the comedy Magic Club Hermosa Beach Okay and mccully Jim McCauley which is the big of the Booker this is the biggest show and this could make or break careers the tonight show with Johnny Carson and mccully is GonNa come and he hears about this and he says you know this guy become. I'm Anthony. Let me know when this guy is common so he's GonNa come an audition for jyp for Jim McCauley to get the tonight show this comedian coming from apple's so it comes into Jason's. Hey by the way that comedian meeting. You said he's GonNa be here. He's auditioning from hey. You know what you might have. Come in and do it set so before this guy goes onstage we before we bring up this guy. Did we have a special guest tonight. All God Jay Leno and j goes up and you know one of the greatest stand the greatest Santa poser absolutely absolutely without question and anyone who says differently doesn't know what the hell are talking about. He goes up and blows out the room for an hour doesn't our blows it out out and then of course the guy can't follow him and did didn't get the tonight show. Oh and that is not a great one. What happens that's right better people all right so hey jamie? We wish you the best. How do people get a hold of by the way I'm an instagram guy these days so I'm up on instagram but I am Jamie so I am. I'm Jamie. That's how easy it is to get a hold of these how easy it is and do you respond to people if they say things whole sleep with them because they will. You choose well. That's interesting. I'm just oh that's different. Okay no I I respond to almost everybody pretty. Damn good. Let's break it congrats on the GIG. Thank you man. I really fun. We'll get to do our show. We're working on that. One yeah the reincarnation of the real rob show late to the ROB show wherever it's go and Patricia tell us about you. What's going on yeah so you can find me on instagram. I M Patricia my yeah and right there. If you click on my bio you can go to my youtube. Channel is pretty amazing is you can find your cooking. I'm cooking stuff. He's a complicated cooking. EC healthy arrest is Mexican so it cannot traditional Mexican. Yes okay. That's good to know well anyway. Thank you for. This has been another. It's been you know what happens within Eh Jay Leno impression and Jamie. Thanks coming out and we'll do this again. Thank you for listening so that you could see what happens Zack and.

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Reasons Why Im Single  Episode 199 Oklahoma!

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Reasons Why Im Single Episode 199 Oklahoma!

"You're listening to the PODCAST DETROIT visit. Www dot I'd pass Detroit Dot Com before information and I will carry. You're so far away you're so Way We gotta be at least feed a way all the time anyways. Welcome Mrs Reasons. Why I'm single right. Chelsea's listen couldn't have done it without you by. I mean your consent has got it so this is reasons why I'm single. Shout out to the amazing podcast. Detroit Day as possible as always. I'm just here to be in a neighbor. That's that's what I'm here for if that's the bill. I don't think that's what it may give money for. Well maybe they should enable the and find out what works right. I swear works froze your week at home all my goodness. So it's been it's been okay. It's getting better. Yeah I saw. What was it in face timing with my nephew. My niece which makes me so happy and then yesterday For four Easter Easter Heavy Passover. Happy although beautiful things Jesus so I called my brother. 'cause you're talking about things. I can't disclose on here but talking about some fun family surprises that we could deal next year and so my nephew who is now dear God five. He took the phone and we had a long conversation. Mike from having vogue covers Asia with my nephew because he understands things. And it's great and talk is one. Are you coming to visit? I might lose my dude right here and the one thing that I wanted when I found out they were pregnant with him was when I say what's up nephew. He says what's out. Auntie just makes my heart smile so that was fantastic but yet things good. I am grateful to still be able to work at this time because my company is on mazing. So that's been pretty sweep of just being the parent to your parents mostly Mondadori. So that's been fun. Although he's gotten so much better. He stayed at home two or three days last week. Which is you're having. Because he goes out every day. Liming like it was in the car and go someplace in my. What are you doing sir? What are you doing this other family? Honestly right I mean listen. He always called my brother his favorite son and then maybe eight years ago. I was like you always call him your favorite song. I'm your favorite daughter. Keep in mind. He only has one son and he was just like. Oh do I am. I do so. He loves used as he writes. Maybe have another family. I mean. Listen he the one episode. Both our dads were on it and my dad was talking about going on a date with multiple models and why he was like dragging the next day at work. I'm like Jesus of Nazareth. Maybe maybe do dister out. Their School Lake Paddington. Looks like what products does she use. Listen I'm here to bond. This is the time of togetherness right now. So I'm here for it togetherness but apart right together separately on it's going I know it's been okay. I am definitely a people like my neighbors. I I've been Clarence House. I see my neighbors that I literally when I see them like Wall Street. I go run and like you normally. I should say he was so full. Disclosure like Michel. So that would be great to do this lockdown period with her parents just because our parents are getting older and we're concerning so we made that conscious decision to do that but fame. I saw so we have a new neighbor. That's across the street. I haven't formerly Form formerly thank you. I'm like that and formerly because not the passes in the president like right now but I but I have not met him yet but he has this big like pit bull kind of looking dog and I love those. I can't just run up and play with the dog but also I've only seen a dog like when he parks in his driveway like he gets out and goes in the garage and like the dog will jump out and just kinda like survey the areas. I've always in the wrong. Not The neighbor so yesterday was like I have seen the neighbors. So I'm like wavy like crazy like nicely need you because I'm like we need to become friends because I wanna play with your dog when this is all over so if you're listening to this and you're not outgoing check on your outgoing friends. We are struggling man. I mean it's been okay though I have. I have adjusted well to working from home because I drive forty five minutes each way to work so I get an hour and a half of my life back on like this fantastic but also girl's body is missing the gym right now so much. Mayen so. I've tried to do one hundred squats every workday. I've not done yet today but I will where I go to bed. It's gotta be great 'cause listed. I worked hard for this behind. Not GonNA lose it. Nice being your walk days speaking so I got you. I got to see my. I got to drive by my niece and nephew yesterday and they really want to get. It was hard for them to get out of the car. And then so then. We put a tape of the driveway. And that's not super easy for kids to understand like normally is that My nephews like potty trained. Oh Yeah I've bathrooms Houston and my niece like we're getting RICCAR. What that is your knees to. A D didn't run your braid. Isn't that crazy? Hard nieces are mini. Me's 'cause I love my needs to pieces in my mind. How much likely are so? She had taken the phone from her brother yesterday. We were talking there. She's three so she's just like JC Babes. What's going on? I was happy Easter. Not knowing chanels about just she's just like she's like no eastern later. Oh okay meaning. They'RE GONNA have Easter dinner later so my I'm not gonNa hit on that. And so she was just like will there be cake. I love you know me right. We get each other so much but they did give her and her brother a little bit of chocolate and they barely have any sugar ever so they were take later on what we did facetime just running around the living room. They just got look what you did. I didn't do what their parents gave it to me. I that was like listen. Check into secret stash and that small little cabinet in the kitchen do that. Listen that stuffed animal. I mailed you for Easter. They're going to go back to school. There's going to be an animal just going to gut it and viewing are scanned right. Then they realized they would be hunters here. Michigan. I'm so gee we need to take care of some business Sure because I have seen stories and I've got some ears to less than let's do the for the so the fake name series of the day what we used to Beijing instead of using people's real names use names that are from the victim series of the day to hide their identities but if they heard these they know who they are they know a they know a is that okay it is they bay so saint season with me because but that's why. I really emoji annoyed. Yeah yes we're just like how why so Yeah so a series of the day and it's tagging as really being serious. Yeah but everybody's like been over this and I watched it then I really needed to reflect on it because it is it is like a real life days of our lives except it's no one likes all. Did you buy it tiger for two thousand dollars? That's what I've learned from all the memes like your regular so one of my neighbors were really considered using our financial to our stimulus to just by tiger McLean. Don't joke about that because you can almost get there. I saw a couple of people. But you can keep your friend bill for twenty four hundred. I'm getting a tiger right. No kidding me. Whatever estimate what I loved less than Princess. Jasmine can get one unlock without of using it. Why not the rest of US okay? Great I'll squats. She see me. You should do glad she's doing everything right. Get Any snow at you. Br some royalty yeah present before so I looked at these maps. Oh Tiger King for those of you that are living under a rock it is tiger. Okay confused Iraq. Stacey hasn't seen it so chipper mayor and the Little Yuh Tiger king murder mayhem and Nadan a rivalry between big caps. Eccentrics takes a dark turn Joe Exotic controversial Animal Park. Boss is caught in a murder for hire flops. Really legitimately people die people lose limbs. There's a three person running. There's a woman who wears the biggest cat lady you've ever seen for big cats pursue. Wait when you say biggest cat lady you've ever seen my mind went to like my six hundred pound life so she's like oh now how to take care of animals. She had not. There's this other guy who literally has coats of like young women and literally the stats is like. Oh No it's fine. He just wants people to be like near virginal or birds. Y'All so hey stays. He won't listen. Just because you know someone that aligns with your principles doesn't mean you're not satellite. Okay doesn't know if he would see him and you'd be like definitely now and also get the keys. Were leaving no offense but the pictures I have seen of the cast Mike. Okay no they live a very interesting place and listen if that works for you and that judging no I'm judging you I can't even I like him. You're not I am a little bit but I'm not living your life. You WanNa live your life and your energy things you want but like you can't you can't put yourself out there like that and expect shot and be shocked. That people are going to judge you like like we ourselves out there. I know vis judge me and say ABC. About why? I'm single and why they look at me and they're like D E and F. First of all no one asked you second involve me and got her good. Omega yesterday's days. Yesterday my niece was like what she was happy. Easter is yes if there was cake and then she goes. Is there a birthday party? I'm like it's Kinda like Jesus the Second Birthday Party. I'm not mad at number two one who lives anyway. Yes preferrably I would like someone who is living. Yeah come on get used someone who lives you. That's I think. That's the lowest standard beacon. Have Steve's listen and I just assumed that was a part of the tiger king plot apparently has everything else are you GonNa? Do you remember those skits from Saturday? Night live with Stefan and he and he like do you like it's got to be like you like midgets that are under fire. Welcome to express bathrooms that are always lock. Leaves it nowhere? And then it's got an sap is like what are threes and like. Oh it's when midget stuff you in a suitcase and really around the airport luggage legitimately. If someone had told me the description of this show I would have been like now. You like stripping that circe because of Maths and Tigers Baby Tigers. Let's being blown harm an iron that could rip out of the skin. Any wrote mullets country. Music Cokes. I gotTA show for you trying so hard not to stereotype but what it found like is that there are no black people but listen. I know everybody's GonNa be Joe Exotic but don't think I'm not going to be Joe Exotic for Halloween. I'm going to a man. Who am I with being baskin and be calling me a bitch whole side? The way I have a question so I don't know how this works so all and Carol are. They like business partners. Are they competing against each other and they married so the competing against each other? It's close but really neither of them are even remotely competing against each other because like Carol has a somewhat legitimate tiger sanctuary where she pays none of her employment none of our employees. They're all volunteers but they worked for five years really can get anywhere near the Tigers. Yeah and she is constantly going to legislation to like because a lot of these other. Tiger companies are like raising tigers as babies and then paying. How'd you will pay two hundred fifty dollars three hundred dollars for a picture with tiger and then when they get listed page they're killing the Tigers and then yeah so carol? Baskin is constantly trying to get Joe Exotic and the other guy John Ron I think Dr Akyl suddenly anyway sure is on the show. Oh his name is. It's like something. But DOC that's it but he. He changed his name to Some sort of other language description of the word God cult cult. Oh there Every time every everytime Carol gives Joe Another Lawsuit Jogos on his. Tv show has public access half hour that he does every week or whatever and he's always like why you can't see that on public access television. Sure care stop us. He literally everybody care all agreed to do this show because she thought it was going to expose documental Joe Exotic for doing this bad thing with the Tigers which is a very bad thing. Nobody's saying that's not but like halfway through it. Turns out that I had been mysteriously disappeared. Exotic came out with a country. Sound call here Kitty. Kitty about how she killed her husband usually goes. Why would you? Why would you think I could get my husband? I mean the only way that tiger even be attracted to a body is if you put this like owned oil or some sort of oil on it then it would be all over it like that's crazy. It was like you're literally telling us how you did it. So I'm talking way. So she was her ex husband or like this is straight up. Still married husband still married husband. Lots of problems And then she like a year later married a guy who in their wedding photos is on a leash. Who's holding the leash? Carol Carol Carol. I'm never going to be about single but first of all lake. This gives me hope because if Carol's husband number two and never three yeah she last. The first husband Niche got married when she was league. Seventeen or something and there's married the next guy grab a ton of money. That's what funded her sanctuary and then he wanted to sanctuary to Costa Rica. Because then there's no Lake limits on breeding or inbreeding. Her something like that literally is happening in this thing this is. I'm sorry this is too much like just when I saw the mean of oneness gets during when this turns into a Hollywood movie. This should play whatever and I saw. What Joe Exotic? That's his name was like and I saw throttle I now this is too much all that really. It's they should get your the wedding and it's like no it's not it's not legally. It's not like a legal wedding but it's because wedding that you don't show up to you and like they're big happy gift was like somebody. Did those principal going gets all their faces are on this Logan. Get together in the math mouse. Or what 'cause of course there's drugs like has been literally ain't the ones that math mouth ends up sleeping with the the receptionist tiger sanctuary getting her pregnant and he's like. Oh Yeah. I was never gadgets. Like Math Tigers. The second husband you literally was like yeah. I'm I'm not kidding. Just like method tigers and then accidentally shoots himself on camera. I listen Oh God no. I'm not this is why can't do it. Does Y Y no literally? I was like okay. I'm GonNa Watch Lee Twenty minutes listening to turn off just say tried and then be like do my normal. Chelsea thing it'd be like I'm a little too highbrow for this site. Also Brow. It's why don't we go browse? Dude guys I'm trying to grow your face. It's amazing also. I was like I work from home. I'm not wearing makeup so America is looking at. You don't even Schlosser. Like I have a light dusk light. That's over here. But thank you McCurry's Curls. A anyways continued but yet no and then lakes forty minutes in watching and then. I just did and then there was murder and it was like who am I got? Somebody got their arm ripped off by heidegger. It was because they shed revolt because they're mad. Allow yeah it's crazy anyway. Let me tell you let me tell you about my real life now and not the show but I mean I needed that something to you. You don't have to watch it now. I'm never going to you know he's in jail now because he he joe exotic he's in jail for They found Tiger Tiger's they found tiger militants to prove that he killed the Tigers before lake rather than take care of them. Yeah and then. So He's in jail. 'cause they found tiger skeletons but what about Matt brings up the mets white privilege? I'm over it sometimes. I'm dying while we found US Calapan. Okay I got an rate of and found the skeletons because there weren't to go on his property because the FBI had get involved. They like planned out how he was he had paid someone. Jimmer. Carol basket it's anywhere. Where is this take place like? What city or state and Jesus come on now? I'm sorry maybe not allow me being maybe a slap in Ohio over. No good reason but definitely Florida Lorna me out Missouri. I'm GonNa just insulting everyone not my arm and the American Way Homa. Wow Well Oklahoma. Something something I don't know how it goes do that are cats are captured killed. That's terrible I mean that's the plot of the apparently not yours man. Okay so listen. Let me tell you about Eric. Good you hear of being. That means she used the name from the victim series of the day. Which is this ridiculous Tiger Katie? Next week you'll understand my role more. I promise this is GonNa be we that you guys see how much I wrote each other. And how like what it silent. That's me flailing like what in the ships going on? You listened last week I had a phone dates. A facetime me with I forget. What good is the day? Oh name Eric better this week. We actually had two dates since we last spoke so we had one where we played war. Oh here for this. So we both got a DECK OF CARDS. And were shuffled cards. And then we would like into the camera view like one-two-three and then hold the card up. That's my hand and then and we and we went through for a while and then key got the cards than he gets. Asked me a question if I got throats. Nuggets gave a question. This is so creative interactive and fun and also safe distancing. Listen if I met him in real life it would not be saved as I WANNA kiss him real bad not without you can. Can you imagine finally meeting someone and then you walk come on first of all? I hope no one does that black to baby you would. I'm just thinking you imagine if anyone that's what I'm saying I'm like why do you like? Nah Not even the dogs and I love dogs. But I'm hilarious. Also the first summer when you vegas twenty first birthday with Rick Kirk Him We went to treasure island and there you could play. I declare war nice and it was like you just sat there. They just slip them for you on my weight. I don't I don't need to do anything is in a great salad with my twenty first birthday. I'm just like waitresses are just coming by like. Can I get you a drink? Oh let me grab my card. It's my birthday. They're like oh I mean regardless if you're just sitting there they're going to give you a free beverage. I'd now so I was just sitting there wanting to turn over my cards for war. I'm like this. I've made it and twenty one and I've made it. I want tiger. I'll give you wait. That's also liquor. It is We went back and forth and I kind of like I learned some stuff about him when his son and he learns. It's like you know he didn't have the easiest growing up but it's been super interesting getting to know him and He's not really close with his immediate family. Which is interesting just because I am pretty close with my immediate family. So mania often to be with them during this lockdown. I'd say you're close with mind. He's a super smart and the French thing is great. The French thing is he speaks French. America we have Matt. What other Bridge League would there be a case of student for the first time to make sure we're all on same page page. Baked the same age so he So yeah so. It was really good like we didn't pretty because we were drinking. So you know honesty. Oh word how what were you? Were you each drinking? Didn't you both have like the last time or something? Yeah Yeah He. I have the same thing because I don't drink that much still tequila so I had a next meal. And he had yeah and he was destroying beer so I'm like we always from FIG. No I wasn't I wasn't drunk but then we decided he was like we need to let a plan to watch movies together. That'll be cute and I'm like okay sure And so I don't know I've seen a lot of movies and I'm Kinda the worst watching movies with two. Maybe this is like Manna thing. We should do just yet again. Is He's like our. How're you supposed to like? How are you? GonNa be at watching a movie while we're not even in the room and he and I'm like well if I've seen it and I know the words I'm GonNa tell you what's happening. I'm the worst and only movies that I really a but yeah like never watched the mask with me. The first of all accurate all do on grammatical different. Jim Carrey movie from that era. But I've been playing trivia with a group of friends every week at so we came in fourth place. Was It last week in? So what was it? They're playing like some song. So then the like like Big Bonus. Question at the end was playing music. Like it was from the soundtrack of what moving that was like her. Like what I'm like I it was right. Yes the bath was at my name is you've been. I'm the King of the wrong. The CHICA boom Jig the worst at that that whole movie. If you get me going I will do the whole movie. I wonder if someone dressed up as the mask for like a costume party. If like people would even get it. That weren't our age like if they were younger. I mean if like Jim. Carrey is like People's welfare all right. I mean I think that if people if somebody you're Super Max Masks and came to people our age than Yep but if like a seven year old showed up at a party seven year. Old stresses the mask now. Oh Heck now any even twenty somethings like with. They know who the mass goes. Let's be frustrating. Didn't know we'll find out this autumn. They yes then he was like we'll pick a movie series. That like you haven't seen that you wanna see I was like Oh that's harder than it. Well Yeah so then I'm like okay going through and it was like the first thing that Fox has lord of the rings because I know that same thing but I was like well that's GonNa prompt longevity and also I don't want to listen. The creepy thing likes the ring is as precious and they get the ring where it needs. You can see it like a really bad relationship like he has a rate. I don't know why I haven't gotten it yet. Rated the end. There's these eagle guys that show up. They take them over to the place and I'm like why didn't you take the middle? Hold time what movies if you could pick them up and take them do little mini miniature guys little. And that's not what they're calling for. Sure arrange your barrier hobbits. I could only stand so many wrong. He's injury they're hobbit got disconnected. I know they are. You're actually right. They are giant eagles. Look into hey I let you slide all the way through the tiger. The Joe Exotic stuff I let you slide all the way through other but I I had to jump in and save you see on on habits. I had to like that was unheard. You'd be saving me so we didn't bat because I don't want to sit through it and interested and they are very long movies like they are so Berlin movies. Well at least you got a guarantee you black. You know week with each other coming up really Dave. Why don't Big Eagles beginning? There's a there's a lot of plot holes in that movie that you really you just so. It's like Star Wars. Okay like I'm sure Laser swords all about it You know Ships exploding in space and there are fires that burn the vacuum of space. Sure why not So yeah there are certain movies that like your suspension of disbelief truly gets tested And and Lord of the Rings Series Is. There's a couple points in there. I'm just like no no. It's it's almost right up there. I think my favorite though is still Matt Leblanc when he did lost in space. And there's a scene where like the planet breaking apart and they just like fly through the breaking apart pieces of the planet and that's no that's no so I feel you know I I would go with what pick like a nice cheesy eighty s movie. 'cause you know it's no more than ninety minutes long 'cause that's that's the problem with movies today like every movie has to be two and a half three hours long and they need to bring intermissions back. Because I'm tired dude especially now that especially now all. These movie theaters serve alcohol. Man I do too I I P I got like I I gotta take a break. I got to the point. I P and Graham another drink and then come back back in the day classic movies you literally had. It was over two and a half hours. There is a ten minute intermission if it was over an hour and a half see. Let's all go to the lobby leads. All that's yeah. That was totally what it was and get ourselves jingles America. Bring back the jingles. I would Mickley a eighties movie by like a a trilogy or something so I really has. Rules knew he has for a series that I'd never seen that's right. I would go poor Poor keys to get now Go through your list Dave you Senate like years. I know you've got the revenge of the NERDS series of movies back to the future. Back to the future is good series. He's things I've never. Oh the world I can show totally shining shimmering slant so we ended up sending him. I don't remember the second one I signed him but I haven't seen the terminators so okay I again. They're giant giant gaping plot hole. Oh my God the walls. I saw a guy from the guy from the future. Here's here's thing so I can see your station. Here's a guy from the future sends guy back in time to save his mom who has sex with his mom and ultimately becomes his dad. So how was he there in the first place to send back in time if 'cause loop like tight like so they're like so if he was never there how was he there in the future to send the guy but there is a point. Where robot face has Arnold Schwarzenegger space like? They've like covered up. All of his hair added staff. Because they're like oh it's about a he. Yeah he's he's looking but the Titian because I'm back. Rows aestheticians see see that's just a continuity error like continuity errors. Totally have to like those happen every now and then you had to me like gaping plot hole is like the foundation of that movie is it gives a gaping the funniest part about it is so we're sitting on jail time watching the movie at the same time which was really funny being like. Okay Ready. Oh you're not using like the the whole House party thing or anything like that have you. Did you watch me this? I'm I'm I'm sorry that was my bad leary. Is delivery funny because you said series the first thing? I figured was star wars but then what I think star Wars I only think of the original four five and six enter. Technically for five okay. It's funny because I was talking to someone last week. Tim Stark. And what was it? I had made some novel point some great point in something he was just like okay. The wisdom is listen. You young jet I and I was just like Oh and I went to like send them a gift or Jeff and I was like we. Eilly know that luke is agenda are there Borjan is. He's like I'm done. Also if you make it through four or five and six I mean so you got iota and then you've got obi one so they were they were both. They were both in four five and six. But then like the prequels then you Gotta. Bunch in the equals. 'cause yeah 'cause like I would love to. I don't want to Netflix and chill but I would love to have movie nights with people. Listen if you want we can get on this and then play at the time and you're going to tell me everything that happened. Just wait till since you're saying that this is the funniest part. He literally was like he goes. Oh it's going to be great here goes and I was like. Oh I can't be mad at you with the exact same thing if I knew the although I will say I genuinely thought when she smashed the guy that he was dead and then he wasn't dad and ice cream. Wait so you had. It had to be movies that you had never seen. But E could've seen them before. Yes so wake you get to pick the next series. If you guys are still talking Y Y. Sure why not. Oh my God I did. So many terrible girlie movies. That's what I'm saying. I will say he asked me. What my favorite movie was and most people our age. Don't you know my favorite movie because it's from the early nineties and it's not really a big hit or anything and and he was like. Oh Yeah we've said. Can I remember you six years older than me? What's the movie maverick? Oh Yeah with jodie foster so stupid. I loved it so much maybe eleven. Maybe I'll watch that this weekend. Which which it was a remake. The original one had see now. Here's here's a way. Flashback to see how much late night TV you've watched On neck So did you ever see a show called the rockford files so Jim Rockford? Was the original maverick really because I thought it was the guy who played Mel Gibson's see now. I have to go look because I want to make sure our data original maverick movie do Pictures Yeah James Garner. It's what's his name. James Garner Guy. Yeah yeah he plays Gibson Stab Net. It's great and that's that's the that played. Jim Rockford in the rockford files. Yeah here we go. I was like making me question my sanity. Lakewood question. Dave unplugged show. I can't give you directions to my house but stupid Trivia. It's all here. You Lay Trivia people. Don't like to play Trivia Games with me anymore. Yeah because because yeah like the the guy who used to be the third host of our show You literally just used to call me. Google dude I will call and ask you something before. I'd look something up to ask someone especially at work and they'll be like just google it. I'm like real people but you're here. I'm interfacing can't be in your face and then so okay. So we're going it's going well we're talking with going to be fun. I would like to meet him soon. That would be fun for me. Well all right there is another guy than I am talking to. Oh girl 'cause I'm nervous basket stupid here teaming Howard basket and he. He's a year older than me but he lives like a mile and a half the road. News listen we could just go walk and accidentally movie news and that seems insane after watching Tiger King. I'm like someone's going to get murdered. Sorry that's where my only in the forest and that's how Chelsea became an extra on a criminal minds episode no plane of course. Would they hear you? Are you know what it's genuinely? Funny is Eitan Jeff. I'm going somewhere where I'm going to be like somewhat secluded with somebody. I will find. Whoever ain't no reason my life that's like near and I'll be like this is where I'm at. You're the closest person to me. If you don't hear from me later start looking here near. Oh God you come on Selene. There I've been doing this thing on my personal facebook where I've been saying for high school and I found that's from Sweeney on and I was like raw. Every time she says love she says Earth which Song The Dow God a new day has come in real. Ramon we already see. You are no go win. It's enough to climb. Yeah I think the problem like you were saying. Baxter that is insistence. I did a mash up in my mind. Brett morning posted when the backstreet boys were singing with them on unable. Wait what brought morning there comedian? It'd be like from dateable. Yes man. Yeah posted on posted on our instagram of video from this show with extra twice around but it got over about that when we do the live and they had the music in the beginning was such a good show joining how right it was so good. Now listen But yeah that's me. I'm going to try not to meet people until the governor says. Okay that's GonNa be soon right. We'll see if we can't jump right back into the way things used to be a certain way the second guy like what's what's his deal. He has red hair and he's nice. It's so funny. I was talking to my cousin Linda Sanchez. And she was saying that she she like me. She is black and she was the Dow America. I just wanted to let you now. She's she's but my milk with your folks kikoko Michele Cocoa Puff my by piece it was my ringtone in college. You're welcome so. She was saying how she my cousin Linda she was saying she is attracted to red heads. Now she's like okay more in speed Chelsea. You also are obscenity for redheads right or do you not know certain redheads. I think that's fair like Brian. Affinity for black men but not all black men. Watch all you know. We'd according to the memes that I've read that's not how that's according to the Google tubes tubes. That's how that wasn't banana boats. According to the Internet and the The green light security system cameras They all look alike. That's that's how that works. Yes I do very very quickly. I have wind first. Your first impressions are initial messages received on dating sites or crazy encounters in real life or the Internet. Read your feet with Internet. Let's let's call up because you know it's cutting out or sound back birth of it so I heard something else when you were saying. Get your feet wet. I figured it out. But that's not what her what did you think of. What could you let it let it go? I'm going to be like. Oh my God you never ask questions. You don't actually want the answers to a big role in my life. That's the answer to it. But that's called this Guy Joey outing so Sent me a message. I would love to pull it up for you. But it's up before. He sent me a message on tinder. Any He offered me fifteen dollars to wear my panties for three days in the mail to wait. What like he wanted me to wear pants please. The same pair of Panties for three days straight and then put them in an envelope and mail them to him for fifteen dollars. Does that include shipping and handling so to speak? Let's be real pretty sure. There's something that will just do that for you. I mean there are vending machines in Japan. You can just buy them out of the thing so he's not in Japan telling me I gotTa Pass. Thanks so thank you for the opportunity. But I don't think it's for me. Why Three Days. Gooden permeated. I don't know but it was legit question. I I don't okay. What if you only wore them two days would he know is he a Forensic Pantheon? Is he going to get my gain itself? Fresh straight from the Gerard are letting all this slide right by. That's what I'm doing right after leading all that. I don't want the answer to my. You guys don't miss you so much. Thank you missed happen. Of course Dave what I'm here for and miss you so much. Oh Rob. Thanks for listening guys. Thanks for watching if you check in on facebook. I'm Stacey in this reason why I'm single. We'll see you next week okay bye.

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This episode is brought to you by the all new infiniti q x fifty five challenge the status quo with the all new infiniti. Q x fifty five. This crossover coupe is made exclusively for the nonconformists. Those who know exactly what they like and aren't afraid to show it learn more at infinity. Usa dot com and find your q. X fifty five today david. This week's joe biden conspiracy theory rests on the idea of whether or not he was actually driving a ford f one fifty the other day or whether a secret service agent in the passenger seat was driving for him. What i want to know is was joe biden. Really like a rock mixing truck metaphors there but just go with it with this has been fantastic for ford they should. They should have insisted that he used automated driver or something just to get this kind of attention. And what is it about joe biden. The i mean. I know that some there is some like weird some really dark conspiracy theories when he was campaigning and stuff. But what is it about him that just lynn. People are just so eager to find the conspiracy that he's so normal and likable. That people like there must be. There must be a murderer cult in his history or something. Yes i think the more and nurture you are as a politician. The more stuff builds up around you because there's nothing to say about the way he's being president really. It's like i know he wasn't driving the car he wasn't driving the f. One fifty and sort of like what they say about comedy right like the boring. You know the the the greatness that trump or even obama trump trump is great for comedy. Obama was bad for comedy. Because they're just was he was just too steady or whatever. Maybe that's tim may be biden's bad for comedy and he's he's bad for good for conspiracy theories. Were you amused that this was about the ford f. One fifty which is kinda the all purpose car of our. That's where going to go. Yeah my across the street neighbor. Got an f. One fifty on his sixteenth birthday and he was always out there while you know he was always out there washing it and polishing it up while i was. You know trying to ignore my ten year old maroon. Mazda passed down mazda in the driveway. My toy editor sell the didn't have a clock member. You would drive into the high school parking lot and not only would there be the gleaming new f one fifty that a couple of kids had gotten their parents to buy for them. But it would have the brush guards. Oh yeah as. I are you really. Are you really driving through. Brush every day on your way to this school in the middle of fort worth Yeah are you so rugged in your f one fifty. Oh my god coming up on. Today's show we answer your listener. Mail including questions about chris. Cuomo and dallas sports anchor. Dale hansen plus jeff guinn author of the new book war on the border all that more than the press box a part of the wringer podcast network. Hello media consumers. Bryan curtis and david shoemaker. Here along with eric advantis david. It's friday which means it's time for listener mail and we need to begin with the two most depressing words in the english language. Oh are those. Chris cuomo big scoop in the washington post from josh doc- and sarah ellison i will paraphrase cnn's. Chris cuomo was on conference calls with new york governor andrew cuomo and his political apparatchiks because he was going to advise andrew cuomo about how to respond to sexual harassment allegations made by women who had worked with andrew cuomo on these conference calls. Chris cuomo encouraged his brother to take a defiant position and not to resign. The people said at one point chris. Cuomo used the phrase cancel culture as a reason to hold firm in the face of the allegations. Cnn has called the calls inappropriate. Though chris cuomo will not be disciplined. I arrived the bat. I can't tell which is more just slash depressing whether it set chris. Cuomo that andrew cuomo is the sort of person who insists on bringing his family on work. Zoom calls or conference calls or that andrew cuomo only knows how to talk to his family via work calls. Like i'm not sure. I'm not like in what world in. What world is it not just make more sense to have the meeting and then call your brother and tell them what happened in the meeting and see if he has any input right. It's just. I mean i know what world is the world of like y- highly powerful functionally ineffective ineffectual men. I mean we we. I've worked for people like this. Who just bring everybody into a meeting. As soon as they you know flit across their brain But it's just the setup for the whole thing. Yeah it's inappropriate but it's just weird. It's just weird. It's not like chris cuomo. Is you know your cousin who runs a pr agency or something. You know what i mean. It's just like these. Just your brother who happens to be in media. It's just it's it's it's a weird decision making tree and then of course the other half of that is an. Maybe the reason we're talking about that. This is weird. That chris cuomo would just be like. Yeah hop on that call with many other people who can who can testify that if the new york times ever calls. I mean it's just you know it's probably so much so ingrained the both of them that it would have never. It never even crossed her mind and be problematic. Because you know they're cuomo's i and whatever the job description says second but it's just weird in the nine versions of this conversation. We've had about stuff like this. I keep coming back to the same point. Which is that oftentimes. It's not that a journalist is caught in an ethical transgression. It's that the journalist in this case. Chris cuomo is loudly announcing that. They don't want to be a journalist anymore By doing just what you said hopping on this call with tons of other people who can leak. This is bate when when you're in a in a in a room with a bunch of political adviser on a call in this case it's basically gonna be public at some point. Yeah he's telling us he doesn't want to be a journalist anymore well. He told us that he told everybody that a year ago. Whenever that was you remember that. I don't know where this i assume this. This is after that. The timeline at my memory's a little bit hazy. But he said he didn't. He wasn't enjoying his job anymore. Or whatever and then he ended up signing a new contract. Maybe that's the defense like gay guys. I told you. I told you. I didn't want this job. But you insisted on paying me. You joke but i think a lot of these in a lot of these cases. It's that the bosses. Don't listen when the person says that. Yeah other the same thing About david brooks of the new york times wings. Doing that weavers thing with facebook. He was announcing he didn't want to be a journalist anymore. chris cuomo is telling us that look. I have my job as a journalist. And i have my family and i have decided my family's more important. Yeah and cnn just isn't listening to him. Say that like no no. You're still a journalist. He's like no. I'm not if i if if i started like neglecting my ringer duties because i was like you know on tour with my country music band. I did the gym i don. I don't actually have one for the record. I'm my guess. Is that the you know. The wringer bill is john. Recall me and probably start from the point of view like hey. I'm proud of you for this band thing. It seems like that's what you wanna do. A isn't that the opener. You're not turning it any art assignments. You're not showing up your podcast. You are playing music gigs. and sleeping all day. yeah. I don't the answer is not i have. Hr give you a talking to answer is listening to you when you say you want to do something else. It's really puzzling. Because i feel this happens all the time that it's not again. It's not that somebody's caught red-handed so much as they're announcing their announcing it to the world. I don't want to be a journalist anymore. I'm tired of being tied down to these moral and ethical rules that the profession is governed by. I don't wanna do it anymore and the boss has no. Yeah you do actually do they. No no i don't and they and they make you still be journalist. It's very very weird. I do want to point out. One thing about the cnn statement about chris. Qualm cnn said that it was inappropriate to engage in conversations that included members of the governor staff which chris acknowledges he will not participate in such conversations going forward. Now that brings up. An interesting question. Is is the transgression here. That cuomo was on a call with other political advisors and if he had just picked up the phone as you say and called his brother after the conference call and offer the same advice about standing firm and cancel culture. And all that stuff would that have been. Okay honestly i feel like morally. That would be okay. I mean. I don't think there's any job where the line is drawn like. Don't talk to your family and don't you know. Give advice their family. Although if there's an exception it might it would. It might be this one. I mean you know it's weird right. It's weird to say that. I can be a political adviser to my brother in private. I just can't be a political adviser to my brother when there are four or five people on the line. But i think we make exceptions for this all the time in life right. I mean if you're on like a you know if you're on a jury and you're not supposed to tell anybody who happens and then you go home and tell your wife about it. You're not going to get put jail in. I mean it's it's the. These are just sort of like unspoken assumptions in life. We talked to our families. But i agree with you in from a practical point of view or from an not from above practical point of view. It's it's it looks. It looks bad and it doesn't make a lot of sense. So i think actually if i'm drawing where the line should be here on what went wrong it. We have to go back a few months. When chris cuomo went on the air and said hey i cannot talk about my brothers these allegations against my brother because i am hopelessly compromised on this and then secretly was advising his brother. What to do on this right. Yeah no no. And i think that there is a distinction. I don't know how to legislate it between you know being a shoulder for your brother to lean on and like action. Like specifically mapping out his pr strategy right. I mean there's somewhere in between there. There is some sort of not so bright line. But you're right he. He excused himself from talking about it on the air. Which cuts both ways right. I mean it. I'm sure on some level he would have liked to and people would have liked to hear him talk about it knowing that he's thoroughly compromised but he sidestepped it. And then and then yeah that that would have been the point in time to say. Obviously i talked to him about these things. Like obviously there. It's not just. The moral conundrum does not arise from the fact that we come from the same mother. It comes from the fact that we talk all the time and advise each other in life. You know i mean that's a. That's i think that would be a fairly a fairly normal admission i do. I guess it's worth. I was on twitter today. And i saw eric wimp was tweeting about this. And he he he in one tweet listed the chris. Cuomo situation that we're talking about alongside. Jon meacham writing speeches for biden and not disclosing that when he discussed speeches and also hannity in tucker advising trump behind the scenes and then subsequently i think subsequently he tacked on that hannity paid for gingrich to fly on his jet to interview for the bp vp job. In a couple of other things that were very specific and kind of over the line. Despite you know labeling self something other than news a newsman. But the thing is i guess kind of instructive because we discussed this at the time this being a talking head on. Msnbc is certainly less whatever morley restrictive role than what. Whatever chris chris cuomo has but the most shocking galling thing about the meacham situation is that he didn't just say well. I helped write the speech like no. It wouldn't have affected his the or i've been advising the campaign. They wouldn't have materially affected his role as a commentator at all to say that it might actually make him more compelling in a certain way or give them a different sort of set of insights. We can set aside the hannity thing and people can kind of right there a rate which one they think is worse. Winter actually puts him in that order that that i think i think this is. He's cuomo in meacham. We're both bad. And then the hannity thing is worse because he was advising trump and manafort and people that off the off the record off the record so you can kind of take that. I guess you could make your own decision on that but it's It does just sorta come down to you said the thing. When you said the other thing you could have just said this thing out loud and journalistic ethics aside. I don't think we'd be complaining about it right now. It comes down to leveling with your audience. Yeah like if you take saying telling your audience. I'm taking a pass on. This is different than saying. I'm taking a pass on this and also advising my brother about what to do politically about this. You just not leveling with your audience and that to me is a much that that's again. We're trying to draw lines. That's much bigger deal than oh somebody at the columbia journalism school that it was a bad thing. Just not telling your audience the truth You're just not Cnn says cuomo. Won't be punished as i mentioned earlier. To which the new york. Times is james puna wasi tweets. The phone calls were punishment enough. I guess a good line Nick field david ask. What does this say about the legacy of jeff zucker. I've kinda got a semi counterintuitive. Take on this. So there's the jeff zucker built up donald trump into being this great business man and yeah he star thing despite all the political junk donald trump was spewing in the us. We just put that aside if that's even possible for second talk about jobs zakar cnn. Okay debit side chris. Cuomo there is quite a bit of positive. Jeff zucker. cnn is. They're not j. There are a lot of good things about about duckers tenure at cnn. Yes yes i think so. I mean i just think if you look at cnn right now. It's cable news right. We're absolute grading on a curve. But i think you could find a pretty good A pretty good group saying Jake tapper anderson. Cooper brian stelter. People seem to have kind of come around on don lemon which is not something. I would have predicted four or five years ago you know it as cable news goes Does that seem. does that. Seem like you know the worst again. It's totally different cable. News and it was when we were kids but I don't know i don't know i don't. I don't know that. I don't know that this is going to be really a the demerits. When we look at jeff suckers record. I think if we made tiers of the things that we and people that you know other people that pay attention to media broadly defined talk about the. Nobody talks about just like the existence of jeff. Zucker would probably be in the very high here. I'm not sure that his legacy matters a whole. I mean it's like matters to to media columnists yes and that's about it. I mean it's the we saw targe last night that he might be staying on after saying he's gonna leave because his apparent buddy. David's eslava discovery might be taking over the whole operation. When you have a job like soccer's you can love them. Or hate him. And dissect what he all of his moves down to microscopic point but like you said cable news. You're kind of working around the margins. You know that with everything that you do. And i'm not sure regardless it. It even matters. I'm already regretting partially defending say this. Cnn could be a lot worse again. You'll hours We talked on the last. Show david about sportscenter anchor. Kenny mayne. Who is leaving. Espn after being asked to take a pay cut klay horning wrote a column about main in the norman transcript newspaper in oklahoma quoted. Some of the things we said on the show very nicely about kenny. Mayne and by the way actually mentioned the name the press box unlike the new yorker so score one for norman transcript and i had i just had one additional thought about kenny. Mayne that i wanna share here. Which is it is amazing to me. Not only that. He was hired and given such a prominent job at espn. But just like cable news. You gotta go back. Twenty five years and think away to second kenny. Mayne became a star in the course of delivering highlights He did not have the stephen a. Smith job where it's like. Okay five minutes max. Kellerman is going to be quiet. A look into the camera. And you just get to be stephen for five minutes. He was doing a new show. A highlight show and yeah they can do those longest thirty second intro which nobody would tolerate but you were expected to become a personality in the course of narrating like slam dunks and goals in hockey and stuff like that. It's just a completely different trick. And i don't think i don't know if i you know even i appreciate now different. That is in the universe. Everybody's today this is a chicken in the egg. Dang so. don't take this as me contradicting you but let's not forget those commercials a huge part of establishing any of those guys as personalities. Absolutely i think just the fact that his voice it wasn't you know how many times have you heard especially when you were younger. You hear the you hear the sports caster voice and then see a face that doesn't match it. You know or something like kenny. Mayne was like it was a complete character. You know. I mean it was a fully. It was it was. it was a full bodied. Like everything about it was was just kenny. Made and and that's part of what made him so special in important media news. David can i direct you to the new issue of people magazine res which has the cast of friends on the cover. Okay you may have heard on every account on twitter that there is a friends reunion. Show coming to hbo max later this month. Something caught my eye about this. I don't know if. I think i've mentioned this on the pod before i can't get off the people mailing list. I really try. I have been sending it to you. I just will not even not even the hardest. You just the just the emails. Okay unsubscribe six ways to sunday spam. I just i can't get off. I just get people magazine. Alerts constantly. And i only make fun of it on twitter but they just keep sending it to me. Anyway i click through. And i read the article about the friends reunion. And i was struck by one quote from matt leblanc which has got to be the obligatory tv reunion quote. Every time people get back together to relive memories. someone must say this here is the quote. It's funny when we do get together. It's like no time has passed. We pick up right where we left off. Yes like some day of you. And i have some fight in the press box cancelled and then twenty years later we get back together to to do the show and reminisce about old overworked twitter jokes. One of us is going to have to say that. Yeah that's just the rules. Someone's going to have say like david. Nice it down. Turn on the mics and it was just like just like we never left. That's just like riding a bike. Yeah it was so natural when we got back together. I know this may be as we can. We can chew this into media discussion. Emma is it. Am i dance or are these reunions at the fresh prince of bel-air air had one whatever. Are they deliberately blurring whether or not this is a new episode or just the cast sitting around in high fiving each other for an hour. Because when i heard they were having a friends reunion i was expecting that to mean a six episode miniseries of where where these characters gone and and and judging by the trailer it's them sitting in the department and and doing trivia about the show. They were all in line. We have reboot creep. Things are reboots now. You're maybe it is. Maybe i mean and also i guess i guess i would. I guess i'm just sort of shocked with the i mean friends is a heat was a huge deal. Don't get me wrong and probably a bigger deal than when we were watching it every thursday night but it does seem like there's a whole lot of media availabilities a people magazine cover its allies. It's a lot of fanfare attending a the sort of thing that used to happen. Like a wednesday episode of oprah. Well i think i think actors and these networks realized await we can bring back at twenty five year old. Tv show we can reboot it and have new episodes And it'll be this huge thing. We'll all get lots of money. See full house and all the other shows that have done this. And then i think there was a secondary realization of oh weakened. Bring back the tv show. We don't even have to bring it back. Yeah we can just like basically do a podcast. It's kind of like the it's going like the never ending argument about how you know the prestige podcast take lots of money and lots of staff and lots of really brilliant people working on them. It's like or you can just have two dudes jabbering at each other for an hour and resulted in the listening. Were those results are basically the same. You and i have squeezed the lemons of old sitcoms for all they're worth churn not really not professionally just like us sitting around talking to an apartment. When when when mark. Cooper of hanging with mr cooper appeared on twitter earlier this week. We were we. I think we both rushed to our phones. The text each other my god claxton villain off. It was unbelievable unbelievable. But even i'm kind of like okay okay with us. We've squeezed every drop. I'm still just facet. Return this by. I'm totally fascinated by. How matt leblanc knows how to say that. Like you know like like when there's a baseball player young baseball player on the like mike trout. I assume he's hearing the other baseball players in the locker room. Say the cliches so he knows. Okay that wily veteran over there today we're just gonna you know. Pick up our bats and try to win tomorrow okay. That's what i'm gonna say. Did matt leblanc. Learn from like elliott gould when he was on friends. I don't know. I think it's i think maybe it's one of these things sort of born into us as as human beings it's like. Have you asked me how my visit with my mom went. I'm probably gonna like say one of five things. It is just sort of like you know. I just push a button and it comes out right. There's certain things that were just sort of trained to respond to questions with also looking at this people cover with the france. It feels like we're right at the end of the cultural era where you assemble everyone for a print magazine. Cover like this. You and i've been looking at these all our lives not not so much a reunion but like i look at on. E w yeah argus the british one is empire and if you have a really really good one maybe you got vanity fair exactly. Yeah in the old days that was kind of like the high high watermark. I just feel we're at the end of this moment. Yeah i think so too well for one thing back when those vanity fair young hollywood issues or whatever would come out you you would. There would always be like minor. Kerfluffle is about whether or not all those people were there. The whether they were photoshop together even before photoshop. Just however cut and pasted together. It was Now you look at this people magazine cover. You're just like like it seems impractical. That they got all five of all six of these people together right to the show. But it's just you assume the opposite and you're right. i mean you don't really need a magazine assembling. You don't need assembling this crew. Would you can just google and you know all you need. is google to find out. What matt leblanc matt leblanc this year. Looks like or you know. Best actors in hollywood you know. It's it's all sort of their fingertips but you're right. It is a sort of cultural institution and it has a certain look to it. There's a very specific as an art director. I should know what this says. But a very specific like f- like photographs style yet is just the sort of like annie. Liebowitz doing star wars sort of style. Like it's sort of like a clear. Matt cleared a little bit mat. And you know psa important looking. It's if it goes if it if it goes away. I guess. I'll miss it and if you have multiple actors one actor must be leaning on another actor like here. Jennifer aniston's leaning on matt leblanc. I feel i've been looking at group magazine covers with somebody leaning on somebody else or my entire life by the way. Let's not forget the lower tiers of the first look reunion magazine cover. If you didn't get the biggies. He got like tv guide. Remember those nine different covers of star trek deep space nine and then if he really really slumming it was parade those those were the levels story in politico. David about matthew mcconaughey. Hey running for governor of texas may be running for governor of texas. Because he's not in yet once in a while on this podcast. We do this thing where we just call a halt to something that is happening in the media. We've we we've heard it. We're all done with it. I would like to call a halt to something because the lead of this politico article goes like this. Alright alright alright. He might he might he might. Oh yes there you go. That is exactly what i felt folks. We're all good with the alright. Alright jokes about matthew mcconaughey. The drawbridge has been raised. That politico article got got over the got over the moat. But that's it. Yeah we'll only be accepting time as a flat circle jokes for the next three months and then we're going to move onto something inappropriate from one of his earlier films. The best one i feel was the first one we got months and months ago. That said matthew mcconaughey politics going to be alright. Alright alright now is so good. Yeah memoir that. I'll right outright alright. Those that was it. That's the end. It's all over so this. This is the official note for all of journalism. And if you see one please contact us and we will contact the author directly. Let's do some actual mail from gabe hernandez thoughts on the nba playing games i think they got marketed with these same stakes as an nba playoff game but never really had that big game feeling yes. There's a lot. I have so thoughts about this to me. The most telling moment was. I was and i might have misheard this but on inside the nba either last night or the night before they were discussing. Who merited i think. I think they're discussing whether or not steph. Curry meredith an mvp. You know in the conversation and can smith said he might not even make the playoffs. And so on. And so i'm left. They're trying to figure out whether or not to play in game. It's a play in game. So i guess they're not. They're playing their way into the playoffs but it is also sort of the play offs right. I mean it's like You've achieved the level that lets you play the special game. I mean you are playing off to with a chance to win the nba championship. So to sorta dr- dr- continue that phrase to raise the bridge between those two. Things is just sort of mind boggling. This is my. This is where i come down. I think it's fantastic and the game. Quality for the lakers warriors game alone. That's all it's it's all been worth it. But i think it's fun as a fan and i think that it's been in so much as it's supposed to raise the stakes and bring in bring back this sort of you know get people's interest for the play offs and religions and maybe you know halfway fans or whatever the urgency of the game is what's is really what the marketing is right. I mean the fact that it's it's not it's not exactly player. Go home but it sort of player go home. The problem with that is that i've had several discussions over the past week trying to explain what's happening to my family and none of them understand what i'm talking about. I understand it well enough to even talk about it. But they're like oh so if they lose this and lebron doesn't get to be in the play well not exactly. He'll get another chance. You know i mean it. It's a. I don't think they could have built it any better. It's a brilliant construction. But i think that the complexity of it makes it like it makes it just a little bit too. It makes it feel a little bit different. Feels like a little bit of. It doesn't feel like real playoffs. Playoffs are just. It's either sweet sixteen. I mean it's either. Ncaa tournament style. Or it's the seven game five game series style. It's sort of like beyond logic is just so so simple and this is just so complicated. I thought the nba's use the phrase a win or go home was particularly funny Because one yes this postseason sports so win or go. Home is not exactly a weird concept. That happens all the time every year number. Two as you point out this whole round was built on the idea of not win but not exactly go home Finish ninth or tenth in your conference and get to keep playing more games. Lose that i play in game and still get to play another plan yet So it's not actually win or go home so much as we're delaying window. Very weird This is from augie hayes. Legendary dallas sportscaster. Dale hansen announced. He is retiring in september Dale hansen who was a huge star in dallas when david narrow growing up came to national prominence figures back when he started doing these very progressive monologues on the ten o'clock news there in dallas One of which got him. Booked on ellen Augie as wants to know who is the heir to the dale hansen rant thrown. Is there an air to this farewell. Dale hansen can we get the lancet on the show. a friend. jason gay was suggested it was. It seems so obvious it's crazy. Dale hansen is a legend. He should just be a permanent he should be a permanent third go host. I mean he's he's freaking out right he can do. Dale hanson's amazing. I don't know there's not going to be an someone else inheriting the dale hansen rant thrown. At least nobody like dale hansen right. I mean it's is he. He was in a very specific place where he where he garnered so much respect and comfort with the audience by being on the evening news community to find that place. Just a little bit. Because i don't know the people quite know it. The place is that you were part of the anchorman. Generation of local news So you you gain this just a huge amount of local cred that you could not gain in the same way now. like somebody's gonna have dale hansen job at channel. Eight there in dallas. But they're not going to have dale. Hanson's job yeah. I always say that about newspaper columnist. Somebody's going to be a sports columnist. The boston globe and ten years i think. But they're not gonna have bob ryan's job right or appear gammons. Jabber dan shaughnessy shop. It's just not going to be the same job so he had all this. Just like notoriety built up and by the way all the skill at writing and just like making love to the camera and everything. Nobody's better than that in local news. The dale hansen but then he also had the texas. Yeah the idea that there was this guy in dallas delivering these monologues. And i'm pretty sure you. I grew up with dale hansen watching him do sports. Like when i first saw the aggregated dallas sports anchor. Dale hansen has a model. You know goes viral on michael sam. I was like oh was like oh this is like a bat. Like did something terrible happen But the idea. I think for national people like oh my gosh. There's this guy in dallas texas who is in a red state who is delivered. That was very very powerful in any way that just helped set him on this trajectory. Totally totally i mean. The fact that it was counterintuitive. I think was the real selling point for the net in a national level. But he was anybody was great at what he did. Sometimes it takes that surprise that sort of a you know to to kind of cut through your preconceptions and get you to listen but yeah i mean the generation. There is yeah. There's so much about the generation. You're right. I mean it's like now we always talk about. Oh the you know the glory days when like every american trusted walter cronkite early. You know whatever you know you just you watch the national news and everyone. Everyone kind of believes that is like a universal truth but for the longest time. That really was your you know for a lot of markets. That was the local newscasters. And you know in texas in particular when you have all the way. He's been tied into the dallas cowboys and feuded with the dallas cowboys. I mean he's like you feel like you know him on a personal level and that's that's that is also an oddity for his generation of trusted new sources right that there is. There is a personal side the whole thing and just to be so tight and like i said we both said to football into two sports makes him even more sort of part of the family than just your average newscaster But he's yeah. I don't know given all that. It's hard to imagine anybody sort of taking up the occupying the same space in our media ecosystem if you want to given that it's not going to be a regional sportscaster claiming the throne what what are the. What are the criteria brian for that. For who who. The next hanson will be. Well i feel it's it's almost too easy to be the next. Dale hansen like anybody can look into their phone and cut a promo right about progressive politics or social issues. Or whatever you wanna do it just. It's almost now the the zone is to flooded mike. I said it was the fact that it was a local. Tv personality doing it. That was the magic of it. Yeah you and i could have that. In like we would get three tweets. I mean that would be like. Oh good job. David really telling it like it is but nobody would care. It's it's that it was somebody from a particular time and particular media time a particular media place particular actual place. That's what was the magic of dale hansen. One more from gershon david. When is the last time you all saw each other in person. Do you guys have any plans to get together for the summer. Family trip guys trip were trip i. I was just taxiing with somebody the other day. Who wanted to have a drink. And i was just like in a work related saying i was just like. Yeah sure and then you hit me back up like this. This is probably two weeks ago or something. He hits me back up two weeks later and he's like. Do you wanna pick a day. And i was like you know what that sure might have been a little bit. Might have been like my. My eyes might be a little bit bigger than my stomach on this thing. I'm comfortable with the winding down of grown a virus. But i'm also like not commuting to work. I don't know win. I don't really know what the structure of my life is. At this point you know like i don i honestly if you ask me when a good time to take the evening off would be. I don't know know it's just. It's it's all very hazy All that said on sure we'll see each other as soon as it will be. When when people worked out of offices you and i would be in each other's towns several times a year. I don't really know what the answer is though. Yeah i was planning on being the east coast this summer. So maybe we'd get some together. I've had this vision. Actually this is not a joke but for like a year. That when you and i and eric are all in the same place at the same time which i guess we'll probably be la at some point That we will take a photo together and put it on twitter. Like oh my gosh. The people that make this podcast or actually in the same place again. Now i feel it's going to be a little like the friends reunion cover on people like david and i will be competing to be the matthew perry. He looks different than i remember. Just let let's just do is here. We sure he's okay. Are david overwork. Twitter joke of the week where we celebrate gag. That was so obvious that all of media twitter made it at exactly the same time. Senior your nominees to at the press box pot where they are always gratefully received. As mentioned over the last three days we have enjoyed the first ever. Nba postseason play in games. It was an extremely overworked twitter. Joke to right. This is the most embarrassing play in tournament. Performance i've ever seen. Thanks to tyler edwards russell de leon and sean we had no that was coming. That's the uh the absolute right down the middle over word twitter. Yes thank you guys for pointing that out to us Somewhat predictably david. We learned this week that a number of republican us senators are opposed to establishing a commission to investigate the january six attack on the us capital rate. It was over with twitter. Joke to insist that the insurrectionist weren't channing. Hang mike pence. No no they were friendly. They were chanting. Come hang mike pence gang. Just see that would just tourists to get him. Picture with veep and finally david a tweet from florida state representative anthony sabatini about cancel culture. We really do need the foghorn sound effect every time that term is mentioned on this podcast. I think we had a very well. We're we're bringing a back. Anthony sabatini of florida tweets if socrates if socrates was out philosophizing. In american society today would be cancelled real quick. It was an overworked twitter. Joke to point out that. In fact actual socrates was executed by being forced to drink hemlock. 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This week when i was a young would be journalists in fort worth like elementary school age. I didn't have any relatives in the business. But i was really lucky. Because one of my cub scout leaders was jeff. Guinn who was then a writer with the fort worth star telegram. I have this memory. And i might have been wearing a cub scout uniform. At the time of wanting to be a sports writer. I had said that out loud. Think in second grade never wanted to be anything else and my mom shoving me forward to jeff. Guinn saying talent. Tell them what you told me. Tell tell them what you want to be. When you grow up and me you know being a little kid. I wanna be a sportswriter jeff. Guinn was the best mentor. I could possibly ever ask for. The first thing he did was give me a byline in fort. Were star telegrams kids section. Has that for memories of ninety s. newspapers He encouraged me. He challenged me. He made me believe that. I could actually do this. For a living He was fantastic and continues to do that to this day. He has left. The fort worth star-telegram has become a huge author writing books about charles manson. Jim jones the ok corral. The new one is called war on the border via pershing the texas rangers and an american invasion. We mostly stuck to the book but talked a little bit about jeff's career at the end here. Is jeff win all right jeff. The revolutionary pancho via is one of the main figures in war on the border. Can you remind us. I who poncho via was on show via for a few years was one of the most. Prominent entities in the entire north and central american continent was a revolutionary in. I tried to throw the federal president out of office succeeded yet. Cross ways would the other revolutionaries thought america was. His dear friend turned on america on a dime and right up until nine eleven led the last very successful terrorist raid on american territory which led in turn to a lot of letter violence and problems that persist to this day and while he was a revolutionary via basically had his own. Pr apparatus you write in the book. What did that entail. Well you know. I once wrote a book about charles manson and wrote the reason. We're talking about him all these years later. He knew how to sell himself to the public honcho via had a greater gift for self promotion than any other historic figure of ever written about in he would identify with become and people claiming he was one of them even though he'd throw temper tantrums and slaughter whole villages in america. He understood that. The american public wanted to feel superior to mexicans. He dressed appropriately. He wore big sombrero. Loose shirt hasn't pans drooping moustache of became a caricature for the speedy gonzales cartoon character later on in fact he was very incisive. He was an expert in battle. He played both sides against the other in doing that. He brought mexico in america to the brink of war. It almost happened in poncho vs reason. Why all right so you talk about war. How does via condu- attack the village of columbus new mexico in march nineteen sixteen. Well america actually helped him out here that they had meant to a few years earlier. America without permission for mexico came in and occupied the seaport of veracruz in mexico. Just a couple of years earlier. It was a flimsy. Excuse that turned out not to be true the minute we were there but we didn't wanna back out loose face so we're presence in mexico unwanted by the mexican people for ten months before that group is filled out via is trying to overthrow. The new studio could anza. Who's the mexican president and his administration is recognized by america as the official government of mexico. These trying to make a case to the mexican people. It karan's is sold out to america. I'm the only leary you can trust. Look at me. I dress like you live like you. I talk so. His goal was to goad america into coming back into mexico without the permission of the mexican government yet to do something to incite if that happened via could then claim karan's is letting americans come in again. I'm the only one who will fight them. Come to me instead. you leader. So he picked an isolated town across the border in america. Lead just over. Five hundred troops in to attack ransacked. the town. murder is many civilians as he could still army horses and mules from a little camp there flee back into mexico but not so fast that the americans wouldn't follow once he goaded american forces across the border in mexico in one thousand nine hundred sixteen. He thought everything would then follow the way he wanted. It didn't but it was a very cruel and clever tactic and did work. Is it as outlandish an idea as it seems to. I'm going to provoke america. They're going to follow me into mexico. They're gonna follow me into mexico but not capture me because that would end the whole thing and they're also going to stay long enough to turn the mexican people against iran's government. It seem it seems kind of like a crazy idea. Well you know. There's a lot of things in history that seem crazy from nineteen sixteen to the prison day. Aren't there and and again via had a great sense of timing demagogues do and the whole idea because mexico has been so resentful of america anyway all the way back to the us mexican war. We took a million aac square miles of mexican territory. Roy mexico used to own the land right up to wyoming in southwest america. So this resentment is generational thing for men about afghanistan today when we send in forces and we're fighting enemies that seem almost prehistoric to us but they last generations and the antipathy there is never gonna change so via knew what he was doing. He understood his country he understood. America couldn't tolerate this kind of insult. And so that's why it works. It wasn't crazy at all. then it was. It was bold but again we. We've seen many examples in history where some bold action can trigger an almost unexpected result. So you mentioned the us response. What did that entail with a punitive expedition. Well it was screwed up from the beginning john. Pershing the general clinton of the punitive expedition editions in an impossible position. Now the american public expects him to go into mexico. This backward country. Nab this terrorist disbanded this uneducated peasant hauling back to america for punishment or at least destroy the yeast. It's his army so they would never happen again at the same time. World war one is going on over. Europe woodrow wilson and the wilson administration. You're trying to keep us out of it. The american army is small. It's smaller than belgium's national army at the time. Most of the troops are raw. They have no real training. They don't have proper weaponry. The last thing that withdrew wilson is for america to get involved in the war with mexico. Now that we couldn't win it but it would take away so many her military resources we wouldn't have any opportunity influence. The war in europe let alone go initially turns out we have to so the administration or his pershing to do go down into mexico capture via or at least destroy his following. But whatever you do don't upset the mexican government or the mexican people make sure they know this isn't barrett cruise where we're not coming in to stay. But the minute they get their the karan's administration doing exactly what we expected saying. You've got to get out. He doesn't wanna be seen to be the one letting the americans and suddenly the mexican army to mexican federal army is surrounding expedition on three sides. We're very close to war here. It's just about to happen. And why doesn't war break out at that point as a just the looming specter of world war. One and wilson doesn't want to get involved. They're not really you've got her at this point The national guards called out in america. Over hundred and fifty thousand national guardsman down to the border. Pershing surrounded on three sides in northern mexico is saying let me go in and fight them. We can take the mexican army and he could but when it comes right down to it and mexico even has an invasion plan decrease the united states their armies are not going to texas and capture laredo in san antonio out really believe they can hold them forever but they think they can break through the national guard troops and dan have something to bargain with with the american government. Let's call the whole thing off. Let's everything go back to normal just expedition out but the reason that it really stops is the america if we go to war with mexico can draft ten to twelve million men of fighting agent. Bring them down to mexico. The entire mexican population at this time is about fifteen million and so karan's realized mexico's probably going to be overwhelmed. Doesn't mean he gives up. I'm bloodying america's knows it may be getting some territory back but direct worrisome can do it of course. The zimmermann telegram comes in not many months later you right that there was a young second. Lieutenant named george patton on the punitive expedition. What did he do during that period. I have so much. Enjoy writing about young shaved l. Lieutenant george pat. Now you've got to forget. Blood and thunder happen. George c. scott from some snow. What you've got here is at thirty year old lieutenant trapped in an army system where you can't get promoted except by seniority wants more than anything else to be famous. He's at fort. Bliss with kirsch stationed in el paso and pershing. When he's taking the troops to take with him does not take an. Oh my god. George is gonna be left behind in el paso. Everybody else is going to get the glory. He's got one thing working for her. She is courting patents younger sister dating in l. casa now can't doesn't exactly say sis but the pressure on kurshid television. Oh good night kiss. And let's say go but she helps make it clear to her boyfriend. That big brother really wants to be there. Person is fed up. he actually says to pat sakes. Why should i take you ahead of anybody else at says. Because i want to go more than anybody else which was probably true. He's not to get off his back. Pershing calls him to crack down one morning and says look. How long would it take you to get ready. If i said you could come and at said oh. I'm already packed i can come right now. I said i'll be damned. I guess you get to come. And patent winds up making some of the first strides in his career on the punitive expedition. He does something. That really is a major sheet in army animals during the expedition. As part of a troll. He'd leads the. I completely motorized attack in american military history. Three gps going into a desert isolated rain show after some beast leaders and patent who clearly loves this opportunity manages to dispatch a couple the dusters with his ivory handled pistol and to take the bodies back the american camp for identification scraps. Them on the hoods of the gps. The way you display dear after successful hunting trip makes a point of driving back to the american camps through villages of mexicans. You've been hostile to the expedition and in front of the newspaper reporters afterwards who are embedded carves notches on on his gun handle. It was a great moment for him but it was also an important point in army. History were researching over from cavalry to cards and this is the first time that had happened in the field given that it was compromised from the start. Was the expedition seen as a success in the united states. It was mistakenly seen as a failure. Brian the survive. He not only survived. The expedition is finally being pulled out. He's recruited about a thousand more new followers and they're attacking all over again in mexico so that didn't work but what did happen. Was this pershing did something. He had amazing foresight inpatients. It was sort of locked up in northern mexico. Couldn't go in any direction. He's frustrated he really wants to fight his way out he. He's been ordered not to do that so he realizes he's got ten thousand troops most of them who still really aren't battle-ready and he uses the last five months in mexico to actually train the troops to be able to find you put in through. A new verse are tillered. Everything to the point. Where four months. After the expedition's withdraw the united states entered world war one. Germany has estimated that even if america did better was taken at least one year probably eighteen months for the american military to advance to appointed actually any kind of formidable foe instead. Pershing commanding the american troops right away. His nucleus who trained fighters world war one swung on americans entrance into the war. And the reason we could give such momentum so quickly because pershing in the way he trained his troops on punitive expedition. You mentioned. vs recruiting. Did he think his gambit was a success. Okay i've lured american forces onto mexican soil. They chased me around for months and months and months did he think he'd made out like he wanted to. And the whole deal. Well pam coulter. Zia is even as he was fleeing from punitive expedition. Trying to not to get too far ahead. He also tangled listen. Federal troops and many of these recruits had been forced into service. Women told you know you're going to we'll show you and your families if if you don't come on and a couple of his forces Who had been recruited that way shot him from behind and pretty much destroyed his left leg. So for much of punitive expedition. Time in mexico. V isn't fleeing gallantly from the five. He's badly wounded. These hiding out in caves and little villages trying to heal up. Just as they're about to leave he finally heels. He did not personally while the expedition was bear get to we valiant battles against them in missed that but he did get the yankees back into mexico. He had worked up the the rest of the civilian population especially the court people and for a time. After the punitive expedition left via is again a military force ultimately he's beaten back by by the mexican federal army and fails again but he got what he wanted. He got america into mexico. He got people furious and turning to him as is their rescuer so he didn't fail. He didn't win but he didn't fail. Jeff is you studied the way. Americans and american politicians thought about the border a hundred years ago and think about the border now what parallels jumped out at you. Well i can't say what parallels out every parallel cheltenham. It in the book wanted two things. I turned up shocked. He was the first plan to fence our border and she bought unwanted mexicans was in nineteen. Oh three by nineteen twelve. It's been announced that. The american government is going to build a twelve hundred mile fence of barrier from the pacific to the rio grande and some of these barriers actually started to be put in place. Nineteen fifteen nineteen sixteen again. It never works really want to go over under around a lot of the water champi walled off because the walls would collapse if you tried to put them up on. That's happening right now. At the same time. He caused the civil wars in mexico. You have thousands of refugees trying to flooding to america where they're gonna be safe. Get away from the violence when these folks come. they're starving. Many of them are sick. You've got all people you've got infants up people who can't care for themselves and need not only immediate medical care if they get into america but are going to need to be taken care of forever afterward and there's resentment on the american side we can't take all these people plus the suspicion that maybe they're sending their bad linzo. Maybe they're trying to put their band people in place everything we hear today saying nineteen thirteen nineteen fourteen. There are terrible horrible isolated champs for some of these refugees where other outside or say. But how can we do this. It's humid and the government saying but we can't take care of them all we've never as a government tried to work directly with the mexican government to figure out a proper immigration politics one bit. I didn't know anything about was the so called. Plon day san diego. Can you explain a little bit with. That was well. We also have to remember. This isn't just one sided. americans can actually. It was a lot of horrific action towards mexicans oath on our side of the border and on the other side that the planned day san diego which i had never heard of until i started. This was a long range plan. Funded in part by the mexican government and in part by the germans for rage to take place across the border in the united states mexican wrestlers and criminals. Anything to try to make america desperate for some kind of peace on the border carranza government and was going to say we'll step in and make the border safe in return. You have to do things for us and there were about fifty raids over course of a couple of years and anglos on the border about fifteen. Were killed twenty. Seven were wounded. And it's it's a terrible thing. It should never have happened. It's also true the same time. Texas rangers were committing genocide until does than mexicans. I'm a border and the death rate there. The death toll is calculated anywhere from three seventy five to five thousand so both sides are doing most each other. It's terrible and the resentment event day are still with us now and americans using the specter of the planned day san diego as a as essentially licensed to do whatever they want to do to including to as you say american citizens. Well you know. Even today we hear about these hordes of dangerous immigrants who are coming up to approach the border anytime and they're gonna come over and they're just gonna flood in here and just cause havoc and that was the same way that the texas rangers reacting to the planned day san diego which was a terrible thing but it was a few isolated raise yet. The public american public was sold as a full scale. Invasion of eagle. Mexican is very little new under the sun. Brian few questions about your career jeff. Before we go when we first met you were working at the fort worth star-telegram as a writer later columnist in an editor win. Did you start thinking you would want to go from daily journalism to book writing. We'll about the same day. I started daily journalists. I think most people who are in journalism mad or who are in communications. Now think about yes. I'd like to write a book someday. Make at the only thing i ever did. And i tried. And i hit actually published eight books while i was at the paper in they sold in the collective dozens I had some really sharp young people helping me with some of the research over time. And then i got lucky with a novel that ended up selling a half million copies and let me give up my day job. I mean the dream came true. I was very lucky. And this is what i do years ago. I remember you telling me this and apologies. If i mangle it you told me something like out of every one hundred people that want to write a book one will actually get started on that book and every hundred that start writing a book. One of those books will actually get published. So how did you make sure your books went from became real thing rather than just a notion. Well the same thing. I tell everybody who says to me. I want to be a fulltime writer. You can't give up. I wrote three books before. I was ever able to sell one. I had eight more published before actually made a royalty check but you keep trying ultimately. You can't expect that you're going to be one of the very few lucky ones who can just go ahead and be a fulltime writer. But that doesn't doesn't mean you shouldn't try. The only way can't happen is you. Stop trying so anyone who's watching this and has the dream. Look it can happen. I think of myself as a as an inspiration to mediocre riders. Every week you published books about charles. Manson you mentioned that. Jim jones the shootout at the ok corral. Is there a through line. For what interests you. I always like writing about different juries in mixed in american history and trying to see how it into relates to. Its happening to day. you know. There's no vacuum in history. Everything's related so. I look for in america's history from the settling the west on subjects. I don't think. I know enough about but wanna know more than i spent two years researching in another year writing so it it'll never end. It's always fascinating for him. Do you have a particular kind of reader in mind when you sit down to write a book like war on the border people who are curious people who wanna look beyond the mythology of my books. Even the novels is about the difference between mythology in the truth. I don't i don't believe in alternative facts. I believe in giving readers defects and letting them make up their own minds. Finally jeff you wrote about charles manson in nonfiction for him. So i wanna ask you this. What did you make of quentin tarantino's fantasy treatment of the manson family. In once upon a time in hollywood. I thought it was great entertainment. What would comported with what you wrote. Spahn ranch part of it anything lineup. I thought tarantino captured berry. Well sort of weird atmosphere in los angeles at that time though caught it best at least for me the whole time i was working on the book and going to hang out with leslie. Van houten in fact krenwinkel corona. Women's prison fun things like that. I will listen to neil young's album on beach which has songs about la at that time. If anybody wants to really get in the mood to think about charlie manson play that album. You'll get the vibe. Our at jeff wins new book as wore on the border via pershing the texas rangers and an american invasion available. Now jeff. thank you so much for coming on the press box. Thank you ryan are designed for david. Shoemaker guesses these strain pun headline. Yeah last. Monday's headline about a report from the tennessee. Legislature was guns germs and deals. Today's headline comes from ballad. 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GSMC SciFi Podcast Episode 98: Comics and Space

GSMC SciFi Podcast

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GSMC SciFi Podcast Episode 98: Comics and Space

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It's gonna cover lie different topics. Like, you know, new trailers TV shows movies and other things like that is what I hope to cover each and every week. So we finally got a big thing. This this last week or two, you know, 'cause marvel the MCI has done really well, so far they've brought a lot of characters to the big screen. They've brought a lot of different stories to the big screen. Some lighter fare some really heavy fair. His still have some wounds, you know, from Infinity war great movie, but my heart, you know, so much, you know, death there and destruc-. And things like that. But. That's kind of how that story is. So and we got news. I think a couple months ago that captain marvel they're going to movie for finally, but we haven't really gotten a trailer before we got an a date, which is going to be believe March two thousand nineteen and on the last week or two we finally got a trailer for a little context on this movie's. So it takes place before any the adventure movies, but after the first captain America, so it takes place in the nineties and the trailer starts off right away with captain marvel just crashing from space into a blockbuster video which I absolutely loved because one of my first jobs, the blockbuster video, you know, and poor blockbuster video gone, no longer anymore at least not in my neck of the woods said face, but true face, and we get to see a lot of you know, captain marvel an action we get a much younger Samuel Jackson, which is Nick. Fury's. So gave us younger him. I don't remember if we Colson in this trailer. But I want to say we do we get to see a lot of captain Marvel's humble, humble beginnings. I think we're gonna see some of the scrolls. I think but I don't fully remember. But I do remember that. Yeah. This is a really big deal, captain marvel is supposedly, and I don't know this person. I haven't read a lot of the marvel comics, but supposedly is one of the strongest characters in the marvel universe redocking stronger than than os stronger than LOKI stronger than a lot of the characters we've seen so far in them see us, she supposedly be some allow the water, and we have seen MS captain marvel excuse me, captain marvel a bit already she's showing up on Marvel's avengers a cartoon show. That's on Disney d. D it's again, it's fifth season now, and she's also shown up a little bit on marvel Spiderman the new sperm in cartoon is also Disney St., but you know, it's only they only been bit pieces here, and there, you know, believe she's been marvels of injures for a while now, and that's a show. I've just only recently gotten into. But yeah, I'm actually they had at wonder con this year this last year in March they didn't agents of shield panels do every year. But yeah, the guy who plays Colson wasn't there? And that was because he was shooting for, you know, captain marvel, and yeah, we're going to see, you know, younger Nick fury in this movie. We're going to see a younger coal agent Colson this movie, we kinda see like, you know, a a shield it's gonna be kinda different from than we see on the show. Now, I think that's fair to say we see in this really, cool, Nick, fury suppose, and they can. Hanging inst- thinking on know, what to heck with this to heck with this job to heck with this life. And I guess he says in the trailer that you know, you know, you kind of change that for me. I don't remember if we achy see what the bad guy of captain marvel is going to be in this trailer. I don't think so. But I'm not honestly, sure. But this is our first look at this movie. It won't be our last look. But yet almost seems like in parts of the trailer may be captain marvel herself maybe a bad guy because they're they do show a see in this trailer where you see her training with other people who wear a similar uniform as she is. And again since I'm not a big marvel comic reader. I don't know if that means, you know, they're good guys. Or if they're bad guys. I'm not really sure. And again, I'm not fully clear on why exactly she. You know, where she gets her powers from exactly, and I'm sure the movie it self will delve deeper into that. But yeah, like this because I'll say this right now for me when it comes to lease to marvel and MC, you they know what they're doing ever since you know, Aren man, they've proven they know what they're doing these characters they'll take more obscure characters and they've done really well with those characters on different shows on net flicks. And from captain, Merrick. I mean from ARIN man onto me, I don't think marvel has done any wrong as far as movies. I don't think they have you know, they've done really good with captain America that really good with airmen. They've done great with the galaxy. They did really guards the galaxy. If you ask me, they did a really good job with, you know, some smart characters like ant, man and the wasp. I thought was a great film lighter fare, which right now marvel fans really need after Infinity war and. You know? So they've done a really good job with most permits almost all the characters. They brought to the screen. They've reinvented some characters like, you know, on Netflix again with punisher with daredevil, Dave reinvented those characters Luke cage just to Jones characters. I didn't know much about it on a really good job. But those characters so I personally am really excited for captain marvel audience gonna be a really good movie. It's going to be amazing. And from what I've heard from fans in the comics. You know, she has a big part to play in Infinity warm. She does now that's the comics mind, you just because the MC you follows comics to a T does not mean that what happened the comics is going to happen in the in the next movie, which by the way, I wish we'd get a, you know, trailer for that or a name for that. We haven't so far fans having gotten anything of the sort. We don't know anything about vendors for besides it's called avengers four. We don't know. It's n game. Or what is called? I believe it does come out next may. But again, we don't really know much about that yet. So please marvel if you can't add love to see more about that movie. But, but yeah, but MS captain marvel I'm sorry, captain marvel I think is going to be an absolutely amazing movie. The trailer really gives me a lot of hope for it. And again as a fan of Marvan MCI, so far, I definitely have high hopes for this movie. So he has this. Is a big deal. And of course, side note marvel side notes is, you know, like Luke cage has season to you know, which is on Netflix right now. I would highly recommend I think it was really really good. They did a very good job with it. And of course, marvel hazardous themselves again in my eyes to with iron fist season two which. Yeah. Season one of our in fist. All man that was probably one of the worst marvel shows that ever seen on Netflix. But I am here to assure you for those who haven't washed ready give season two of ARIN fist a chance because they redeem themselves they proved, hey, don't worry guys. We know we're doing we. And you know, they learn from their mistakes from season one. So yes, so that is also available net flicks right now, and there is a season three of daredevil coming up too. So those are all really cool marvel things come up in the near future. And i'm. Again, the captain marvel trailer is on YouTube right now. And if you've been, you know, excited to see this film and more about it. Definitely check it out. It's really amazing. And of course, like any fan I'd love to see more. But it's a good beginning. You know, it gives me all it expect from the character and more, and for me, a non marvel fan really opens the door to, you know, hey, you know, this is what we're gonna do where we're going to start and how it's going to go. So. Yeah. So I am really excited for captain marvel, and I cannot wait March get ready, so I can see this movie. So we're gonna take a short break right now. And we'll be back in a few moments. Five our team with caffeine from green tea leaves? It's delicious energizing and comes in three amazing flavors with zero sugar and four calories. It fits your life with its compact size import ability. It goes where you go to the campsite, the hiking trail the beach without weighing you down five our team caffeine from green tea, leaps. Release your natural side from the makers of five hour energy. For more information. Visit five hour energy dot com. One find out what movies to go. See and check out the yes, MC movie podcast. It's your ticket to the leaders movies. Whether it's a new blockbuster event, romantic comedy or action flick. This show has got it all covered they talk. Some what to go see? Now, don't bother what's hot on Netflix and everything in between. That's GSM. See podcasts dot com back slash movie. Dash podcast when it's all about the movies. It has to be this new show. Don't forget to like on Facebook and follow them on Twitter. Visit GS MC podcast dot com. For more info. Hello there. Everybody we are back for more a scifi news. So another and if you didn't get enough Star Wars news on our last episode. Well, I have more for you. So solo is women talk about next and Disney had kind of like, you know, for a while because Disney is the blue owns Lucas film. And you know, that whole franchise now has kinda gone like, you know, real wars Centric, they've done a lot of store where so they've lot of wars stuff coming up in the near future. There was rumor at one time. But I think that Ryan Johnson it might not be over that one time Ryan Johnson who directed Star Wars the last Jedi which yeah. In my opinion, one of the more disappointing Star Wars films. I've ever ever seen supposed to trilogy. I'm not sure if that's true anymore. Two of the writers of. Game of thrones is supposed to be doing a Star Wars. Trilogy. Like, I said John father row is doing a Star Wars live action show on. Disney streaming service next year. They've redone rogue one, which are that was a really good. Stan lonestar show might had my doubts when I heard about it. But they did a very good job with that movie. And there's been talk of other like rumors of other movies that maybe you know, it'll be one kanobi movie, which I would be totally down to watch that and it's been rumored above effet movie. There's a lot of really when it comes to Star Wars. A lot of star were stuff like rumors and stuff that's been thought about coming out lately. But not too much concrete yet. Now, of course, you know, Star Wars Episode nine comes out next year next summer, I believe and that's coming. But again, we don't really know the name of that one yet either although Jj Abrams is coming back direct that one which I'm really excited for because he did a good job with force awakens, in my opinion. I know some fantastic force awakens, it was just like, you know, the vendor the two point how or a new hope two point. Oh and fine. You can think that I disagree. You can think that's anyways. So yeah, there's a lot of star were stuff coming in the next couple of years. And what just came out recently to own on four K Aldridge and Blu Ray now is solo and solo you know, is a movie that is another prequel of sorts for Star Wars. It's another standalone film in the Star Wars universe. So far. I think only the second one they've really done. And when it came out fans were mixed on it some liked it. Some didn't like it. Some really hated it. Some thought we're disappointed in it. So you're probably wondering where are you on this spectrum J? Well, you know, this is a movie I did watch in theaters and. I'll go into the bad about it. I so the movie does is a bit longer that needs to be to something hours. It's a bit longer than it needs to be it kinda does drag on it some parts because of this. And you know, it takes a while to get going it does it takes about an hour before you're really gripped into it. Now, the cool thing about there's a few good things about this movie. At the same time, though is you know, you get a CO Hanin chewy Matt, and that was really kind of cool to see. And it was kind of interesting to see that dynamic how that happened. Woody Harrelson comes in pretty early on. And I thought he was really good in this movie as Beckett I thought he was a great choice for that character. We to see a million Clark from game of thrones in this as Kira? We have Paul bet e as Dryden Vaas. So he's in this movie. And yeah, there's a good group of people in here. There's actually Warwick Davis who I add to chance to talk to and absolutely amazing guy. Very big stars finished gotten to be in stars and has been more Star Wars movie than you would think and. Yeah. And so the movie itself, but for me really the standout star for this movie. Really in a nutshell is actually Donald Glover as Lando risen. Yeah. He's just I I don't know. It's kind of almost for me as a price one. 'cause you know, you're supposed to go for like, you know, the guy who's playing on solo which I believe was Alden Irun Ricksen. I think I'm not really sure from saying that right? But but yeah. But I like a lot of fans I'm going, man. Every seeing that like Donald delivers his Landau is just topnotch wonderful, just everything we expect from Landau and more. He's silly. He's eccentric. He's over the top put man every. Gene. He's in is just amazing. We get to see that. He had a droid at one time called L three three seven, which is also a really funny character. Let's adds a lot of kind of clever comedy to the mix definitely has more dimensions than some androids. We've seen in the past. So that's really really great. There's a lot of really good scenes with the two of them some unexpectedly funny scenes, and we get a see as the movie goes on you know, where? Eventually she becomes a part of the ship. So she's a part of the blame falcon. And of course, we see what the million can, you know, Ridgely came from and, you know, Hans fascination with it from almost the get go. We get to see, you know, there's a scene where you see how he gets this ship and chewy kind of like, you know, build their, you know, amick relationship, there's a lot of action this film to see the whole kessel run scene, which a lot of fans that was kind of seen for them like where the movie kinda got really good some people that their favorite scene in the whole movie. So that's a really cool scene. And there's some twists and turns as a film goes along. And you know, for me, I can't say it's the best Star Wars film of scene. I just can't say that. But having watched it twice now. I can say that you know, what it's watchable it's enjoyable. It took me on a fun ride. You know, getting to see. Like, you know, the blame talking it. So beat up one point again to see these new kind of, you know, group of, you know, characters called emphas- Ness was kind of really interesting that amick, and how as the film progresses, you kind of. They're almost like the starting of the rebellion, which is really kind of cool. So that was a really interesting little twists there. Actually, I learned this from a Warwick, which I didn't know what that his character and end phys nest was actually in Phantom Menace. I and that means off to watch Phantom Menace again because I missed that. But so his character that he plays in solo keep drive for this is also in Phantom Menace. So like there there was kind of a progression there. I guess where the character went from where it was in Phantom Menace to where it went to in solo. And that was a cool tidbit. I learned from by the with I didn't know, okay. I'll have to watch for that next time. And. Yeah. And you know, you get to see like, you know. Han solo is kind of not a perfect character. But you know, you see in this first he does have a good heart. And he does kinda wanna do good but also wants to care of himself humble beginnings. They're living on Karelya him incur-. And you know, things were tough there. I guess a lot of, you know, different factions, and like, you know, a crime syndicates the time so the galaxy was a mess. We get a see for awhile where. Hustle is working for the empire and how he gets his name on solo. So there's some cool little tidbits there. And really for me overall. It was a fun movie. I mean, I wouldn't mind watching it again, I would say this. I think really for this movie in nutshell, at least for me, you kinda have to have like it's like I wouldn't say low expectations, but just don't have insanely high expectations for when I saw this movie. I didn't have insanely high expectations for it. I didn't. But I did expect, you know, it's going to be fun. And it was it was a fun film. I can't really say like, you know, man. I hated watching it the first time or I hated watching it the second time, I can't say that. Because I really didn't either time, you know. And like I said the cast is really good. I will say this agree with many fans on this is I would I think what they should do next. If they do, you know this again, another Stanley foam is demand. Risen that's what I think they need to do next. That's what I would really really. We wanna see which I think it has been confirmed that Billy? Dee Williams is going to be an episode nine. So that'll be kind of cool interesting to see where that goes. And I've heard a rumor again for your last bit of Star Wars news. And again, this is rumor not written in stone. Don't take my word for it that I'm I think that Disney might be doing bit of a shift because even though I didn't hate solo solo didn't do as well as they hoped. It. Would it didn't make the you know money they hoped it would. So there's been I've heard some talk of maybe they're gonna kinda slow down the brakes and not do like a stars movie every reykdal originally planned. But again, don't quote me on that. That's just what I think I had heard through the grapevine, you know, heard online, you know, so. Again, that's available on four kill treats D And like DVD now. And yeah, if you wanna fun movie, I I would recommend getting it. But it I definitely will say too, though, just, you know, look at it as a fun ride fun little movie. And I think you have a good time watching it so again. Yeah, that's all I have on that. And it looks like we're intake ourselves a nother short break. And then we'll be right back for more scifi news for a limited time at sprint. Get fifty dollars for each new phone you lease when you switch. That's right. You'll get fifty dollars for each new phone on a prepaid MasterCard. Issued by MetaBank member FDIC. Just register for the card online. And you're good to go. 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Everybody we are back again for more scifi news. So the last bit Asya find us I had this is a bit of older news. But I'm not here to share it with. You is a lost in space. So losses base was this show. I I really don't want to say in the sixties seventies. It was a show. I didn't really watch it. It was kind of for my time than but I think it had a few seasons. And it's got you know, a fan following for it. I wanna say in like the nineties, maybe even early two thousands. We got a new movie that I think Matt LeBlanc was Atun from friends. And I remember it not doing to kind of came and went and fans not really being too. You know, oboe that was amazing. That's what I remember anyway. And then we got about all I wanna say BA. Beginnings of this year or ends of last year. We got a new lost in space on net flicks. And I was able to watch this show and. You know, I'm gonna get into into with you some of the goods and bads about it. So it's definitely scifi show. It's basically where family the Robinsons get stranded on a planet. You know, there's there's a little boy there's like three girls, there's the mom and the dad, and I guess, you know, they're they were on some space station that suppose he gets destroyed. And so they're on this planet trying to survive trying to, you know, get through, you know, find a way to survive in this plant, maybe get back to the colony, you know, and I don't know if they know it's been destroyed if they're members been destroyed it, I it's going through the difficulties of being on the planet the harsh conditions. You know, the snow the rain stuff like that. There's episodes where you know, on a one person gets stuck here or one person gets there along the way will Robinson who's a little kid. You know finds this row. Robot? That I think they say on this show goes as achy alien of sorts. They kind of build a relationship. You know, we hear the danger will Robinson once or twice in the, you know, seasons season because it's kind of how it has to go and. Yeah. It's it's it's a show that like, you know, has his family going on your as the season progresses. It was about ten episodes. I believe around forty fifty something minutes, each usually, you know, we find out that, hey, there's more gone than we thought we even find out one point that, you know, my God, the alien the robot alien might have been responsible for this space getting destroyed we think that all the people on this. Beijing are dead something had happened to the earth. Where I can't remember if it was just like it was dying or something like that. But you know, this family was able to, you know, get on this ship to get off the planet. Get on this space and find a new place to live. So that's the gist of the show itself, and as progresses, I say, we find out that, you know, maybe this robot member sponsor for destroying it. There's this one character that says, she's a doctor who's not she's you know, worse than she seems and she may add to part to play. And you know, what happened to? She causes some problems for the Robinson family as the season progresses. There's parts where like, you know, the robot gets destroyed and then joins with her and becomes bad as this progresses. Then like, you know, the robot goes to being good again and toward the end the season. You know, we find out. Oh, you know, the people on the space station art, a bunch of are still alive. They're steer. Okay. They're still fine. The space had been repaired. So they find out the all these people they thought were dead, at least friends family, aren't I believe memory serves me too. There's a part of the season they all get back together on this planet because I think a bunch of more on this planet because what happened the space station and kind of build their own little colony and eventually decide to go back to the well little like, I don't have calling. He's right word, maybe like a commune or village village. Maybe. And they kind of, you know, go back to the space station. They find out as it goes along that you know, they try to get up there, and they need to get enough fuel to do that the Robinson family toward the end. They're about to go back. But there's another robot that shows up there another robot alien and the one with the Robinsons and the other one have a fight. We see like, you know, the one robots was destroyed by the other robot, and they both get blasted into space and just as the Robinsons Ecorse are about to go into, you know, the colony they get zapped somewhere else. Instead by the robot to another galaxy with two planets where we've heard it before it's supposed like, the robot aliens planet, so instead of the Robinsons been, oh, yeah, they finally get the colony, and, you know, have this great one thing. No that can't happen because that just makes too much sense. So the Robinsons end up, you know, like, you know, where they kind of leave it open for a season two now watching the whole season myself as like, it's an okay. Show. But it just didn't blow me away. It really didn't. It was. I watch a number shows on Netflix. And this is one of the ones make all right? I gotta watch all the episodes for this. I can't say hated it. But can't all my God, you need to watch this now and it so amazing. You love I can't. So when I heard other season to like, really? That's interesting. I mean, it's true Moshe shows on Netflix get us season two. This is true. But still little surprising that it's happening yet that this is going on. So there hasn't been a date announced yet. But it's a Sumed. I think so far maybe two thousand nineteen or two thousand twenty probably is when it's going to be around there. So they're all there's been ounces. Oh, it's getting a season to my excited for it. I don't know if excited to be the word used for it. I could say I'm intrigued, I'm curious. I do kinda wanna see. Okay. Now what what's going to happen next? What are we going gonna see next? So I am curious about that. But there's still a little surprised that oh that really did happen. But again how season one ended. It's not crazy for them to do it. The least makes sense. Okay. Could do a season two. But should they do anything past that? I don't know. Because again, I don't know if I have a lot of people really excited about this show, really loved it. Or if they were just like, it's the show, and I guess I'll watch I don't know. I really don't know. I haven't talked a lot of people about it. But people I know have seen it kinda thought that like, you know, like, the the family was kinda too perfect at times too cruel to will Robinson. And the dad is kind of a weird character. So I do agree with that. So I don't know. It's an interesting cast of characters. And like I said it is getting a second season that is happening. So I will definitely keep you all informed of future. News get on that as it comes around. So other than that. I do believe that is the end of our episode. Thank you so much for listening and have yourself, a wonderful wrist of the evening. Listening to the Golden State media concepts Sifi podcast part of the Golden State media concepts podcast network. You could find this show and others like it at WWW dot g MC podcast dot com. Download our podcast on itunes, Stitcher. Soundcloud, Google play just type in MC to find all the shows from the Golden State media concepts podcast network from movies to music, throw sports to entertainment and even weird news. 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Mon. 3/16 - RuPaul Is FRACKING!!!

Celeb News Ride Home

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Mon. 3/16 - RuPaul Is FRACKING!!!

"Good afternoon everybody. And welcome to the CELEB- news ride home for Monday. March sixteenth twenty twenty. I'm your host Kate raft and thinking like the podcast is called Celeb- news ride home. We're on the ride home network. You know run by ride home media but most of us are working from home or just straight up out of a job at this point so I feel like we should call the podcast. Celeb- news stay home. Because we're all supposed to be doing social distancing celebrities stay home celeb- news stay home. I mean I'm not like allowed to change the name of the podcast but if I was I would temporarily change it to Celeb- news stay home because you should stay home and listen to me. Talk about CELEB- new. God can you tell? I haven't left my house like four days. It's fine it's all good it's going great. It's actually such a strange and kind of incredible time for celebrity news like celebrities are acting weird. I mean we're all acting weird but it really truly like is one of the weirdest celebrity news days I've ever experienced in my twenty nine years of being on this earth so you know what let's just like get to it. Let's talk about today's topics. Okay first of all. Rupaul is fracking. Kristen CHENOWITZ has a corona virus slash high note singing. Themed Tick Tock Account. Heidi Klum is sick and couldn't get her hands on a corona virus test. Hey celebs are just like us. Brandi glanville dish about Ben Stiller's Dingaling as well as her hookups. With Matt Leblanc. David Schwimmer and Gerard Butler. Bond Girl Olga Curie Linko has tested positive for corona virus. Britney's snow defied the public pleas for social distancing to have her spawn. Con Wedding in Malibu on Saturday and finally we're going to close out today show with a Garner Karner. Here's what you missed today. In the world of Celebrity News. This one really caught me off. Guard this topic the Rumi for a damn loop but I guess it's real. And it's twenty twenty so literally anything can happen. Rupaul is fracking Rupaul. Is fracking Rupaul? Is fracking Rupaul? Is fracking yes? That's right Rupaul. Is fracking. How did I find out about this? While I saw this tweet that went viral this weekend. It's from Rory. Solomon who tweeted quote. Hold up non-co vid content at Rupaul was just on. Npr fresh air and shared that he and his partner owned sixty thousand acres in Wyoming and they quote lease mineral rights and sell water to oil companies. And quote and Terry Gross did not follow up with one question about the fact that Rupaul is fracking and quote rory then posted a Google maps screen shot of the Libor Ranch and then cross referenced it with a map of fracking sites showing tons and tons of fracking activity in that same area. Dear God I mean what Rupaul is is what Rupaul is for. That's not cool. That's not good for the environment. That's not good at all. Oh my God rupaul. What are you doing too? Damn shame shame on you rupaul. Anyway I have to say I loved Ono. They didn't coverage of this. It's it's pretty savage so please don't ask me if you're a Rupaul. Fan Okay these are oh no. They didn't S- words not mine but I do kind of agree with them. All right they wrote quote Rupaul appeared on. Npr's fresh air with Terry Gross. They discussed route sixty thousand Acre ranch in Wyoming. He owns with his husband. Roose said they let people frac their land without actually using the word. Frac TERRY had no follow up questions because she is overrated as an interviewer she also did not ask. Roo about his transphobia. End Quote. Who who who? Who's by? Rupaul? Is fracking twenty twenty rubles? Frac race lead. The I'll company okay. So we're in the middle of pandemic. It's breaking all of our brains lake. We're losing our minds right now and kristen. China with is no exception. But luckily for us her tic account is the manifestation of all of our unraveling. And it's so good. Kristen China with I kid you not. She has a tic account and it seems to be corona virus themed and singing high pitched notes themed. It's it's so good. She recently has four videos. Where she's like doing stuff about the corona virus like cleaning her house etcetera etcetera. I'm going to play you an audio clip of her tick tock video but fair warning. It is it's mostly. Her singing. High pitched sounds so it's not pleasant to listen to. I'll try to put the volume way low so that it doesn't hurt your ears but before I play it. Let me paint you a picture okay. So it's a video of Kristen With she's not filming it. It's like some assistant filming her and she's in her apartment. She's holding to clorox wipes in her hands and she's staring dead into the camera like just like mugging for the camera as she rubs down her refrigerator door handle and then she pauses to hit a high note. Then she rubs down her kitchen faucet then she stares into the camera hits another high note then she runs over to the bathroom faucet hits another high note. I I have to say the best part is that throughout the video. She's just like desperately trying to maintain eye contact with the camera. She's truly a performer. Okay here's the clip. Get songs stuck in your head. I'm just going to have those three insanely high pitched squeals stuck in my head for the rest of the day. May God help us all celebs. They're just like us. They have no access to any corona virus tests either was into this audio clip of Heidi clam everyone. I just want you to know why I have not been sitting in my America's got talent seed and just Gone to work Started all with like a chore. Feeling Feverish Cough runny nose I'm just not feeling good. So that's why I've stayed home to enact affect any other people I hope it's Chester cold I would love to do. The Corona tests by. There is no one here. I tried to different doctors and I just can't get one stay safe. Everyone stay home. If you don't feel good. She eventually posted that she was able to get a corona virus tests done but she did not post. Her result. Said she didn't have them yet in a follow up instagram post to the video. I just played for you. Heidi wrote quote like many of you. I also have been sick all weekend. And unfortunately my husband who returned from his tour a couple of days ago is also feeling ill to be saved. We are staying apart until we get the results of our corona virus test that we were finally able to get today back. We don't want to spread germs and risk others getting sicker even each other as much as they want to embrace him and kiss him. It is more important to do the right thing. And not spread further and quote. The caption was accompanied by video of herself kissing her husband. Tom Kellett's he's from the band Tokio. Hotel through a pane of glass. A God I hope Heidi clues okay. 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That's third love dot com slash celeb- news for fifteen percent off. Today come on you gotTa do it. Thank God for Brandi Glanville. Brandi Glanville is truly doing. The Lord's work right now and frankly everyone else. Who'S A D list? Celebrities should do. Exactly what Brandi Glanville is doing? Okay if you're if you're a minor league celebrity you absolutely need to be spilling all of the details about your messy love life right now. Okay we are all stuck at home. We desperately need the T. A. New desperately need to spill it for US okay. This is the CELEB- Gossip Distraction. I've been praying for Brandi Glanville recently went on Danny Pellegrino's everything iconic podcast and she dished about some of the famous dudes. She's hooked up with end. Oh my God. It's so good. The quotes from this podcast interview are delicious. I think I'm just after this. I'm just going to listen to that. Whole podcast episode. Because it's just it's got to have more gems in it. It's gotta but this is what's making headlines Today. Okay first of all. She talked about how she hooked up with. Ben Stiller she said quote. I dated Ben Stiller for a little while he has a giant penis and quote my God. Okay okay okay. Here's what Brandy said about Matt Leblanc quote. We went back to his house. He let his dog lick his ice cream and I was out. I was like Nope I was totally going to have sex with him. And then the dog liked the ice cream and helix the ice cream and I was like I can't and quote. Oh my God screaming. She wouldn't go both Matt Leblanc because he let his dog like ice. Cream like that is iconic icon. Nicola Soga is Great. I love that I mean same. My guess and here's what she said about. David Schwimmer. I guess. David Schwimmer made her. Love Life. Dio Way if you will. She said quote he wore makeup. He wore conceal out during the day. And it really annoyed me. I understand your onset. You're used to wearing makeup. But I wasn't used to a man wearing makeup in the moment it bothered me and quote. Wow Okay I mean there's nothing wrong with men wearing makeup brandy. You need to get well. Okay she also said that. David Schwimmer referred to her as a quote bigger girl and quote even though she was only like a hundred and nine pounds at the time. Yikes Anyway David. Schumer's REP denied. All of this said the this is a false story so who knows anyway. Here's what Brandy said hooking up with Gerard Butler. She said quote. I was on housewives. But he did not know that and it really bothered him that. I didn't tell him that I don't lead with. Somebody comes up to me at a party. Hi I'm on housewives. That's a whole like she. Then also called Gerard Butler lovely very handsome and sexy but claimed he was quote a little paranoid about the Paparazzi. Anyway Cool Brandy thank you thank you. I needed to know about the size of Ben. Stiller's package I needed to know about. David Schwimmer wearing makeup. I mean I support. David Schwimmer in wearing makeup. But it I love that. I know that about him. Now Matt Leblanc's Dog licks ice cream. I mean so many gems so many gems so many gems. Oh my God brandy thank you thank you thank you thank you. God bless Brandy Glen Bell. We must protect Brandi Glanville at all costs bond girl Olga curious. Hanko has tested positive for corona virus. She posted a photo of her window on Instagram. Saying quote locked up at home after having tested positive for corona virus. I've actually been ill for almost a week now. Fever and fatigue are my main symptoms. Take care of herself. And do take this seriously and quote God Hun. Another celebrity has had a diagnosis for corona virus. Prayers for Olga Cure Lingo and Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson have to say. I'm a little worried about Rita Wilson Right now. She hasn't tweeted since Friday sure. She's posted a couple instagram stories. But they're mostly re posts of people who've tact her okay. It's not original posting. There's no original posts since Friday. Okay this next topic is so it's maddening. It's just maddening okay. Brittany Snow had a spawn con wedding on Saturday. In the middle of pandemic the day after our president declared a national state of Emergency Brittany Snow how to spawn con wedding defying pleas from the people to do social distancing. She didn't call off the wedding. She went through with the wedding. It was in Malibu and I'm going to get to why I'm calling a despond con wedding in a second But just listen closely to how people dot com covered the wedding. It's littered in brand names. And you know she's getting paid for you know name checking those brands okay. Here we go quote. People confirms the Pitch Perfect Actress. Thirty three and the realtor thirty tied the knot in Malibu on Saturday. The couple celebrated their nuptials with an intimate outdoor ceremony as first reported by the not the bride. Who Wore a Jonathan Sim guy gown for her ceremony? And groom exchanged wedding bands by Tacori ahead of the wedding which was planned with help by. Hulo gem events snow told people last month that she and Stanley land one of their ceremony to be low key and not stuffy and quote So here's how we know it spawned con first of all. They had the logo the not plastered all over their wedding. Not is like a wedding brand planning company type thing and then of course she named checks the Simcock gown sure. She got some kind of spun con for that. Allegedly and also the tha corey bands. And the hello gem events those all sound like Spahn Konta me. I'm almost positive. This is at the very least branded content for the not because their logo was featured on like one of the poster boards for the wedding. I'll post a picture at celebrity homes instagram account. I don't know it's just funny to meet how respond CON wedding in the middle of a pandemic like a lot of people. Do SPAWN CON weddings. That's how a lot of celebrities pay for their weddings. These days and listen. I had a wedding. It was expensive if I could have gotten spawn con for it. I would have. But maybe if my wedding happened during a pandemic I would've tried to postpone it or at least like donated all the Spahn con money to like you know waiters who are out of a job right now anyway. Sorry being so mean to Britney Snow it just. It's just funny to me it's just it's funny Brittany. Snow had a spawn con wedding in the middle of pandemic. Okay and if we have a laugh at that WHO? What can we laugh at? Who can we love anyway? I I strongly urge anyone to consider postponing their weddings or not attending weddings health professionals are pleading that everybody practices social distancing and avoid being closer than six feet from anybody else. It's kind of hard to do that at a wedding anyway congrats. Brittany snow congrats on marriage and congrats on all those alleged brand deals. It's good to have brand deals. It's good to have brand deals. It's the Garner Connor Jennifer Garner. Don't be scared of a virus is behind us. It's the Garner ear. Come welcome everybody to my segment of the show that I like to call the Garner. Karner WHY DO I call it? The Garner Carter. Well it's because my favorite little corner or should I say corner of the Celebrity News Cycle. Is Everything Jennifer Garner does? She's just wholesome. She makes me happy. And what we need right now is a little more Jennifer Garner. Okay what the world needs now. Is Jennifer Garner all right? Let's talk let's. Let's do the Garner Garner. Jennifer Garner is trying to ease all of our minds during this self quarantine period. She posted a screen shot of a notes APP message on her instagram. That said quote this time of year has so many people from pre-schoolers to professionals working their tails off her perform and now the games the meets the recitals. The productions big and small are shut down. Well the show must go on. People breakout your Oh bows built. Torch Song run in place. I don't care. Show us what you've been working on and we will show it to the world use Hashtag. Hey Jan look at me because I want to see heart EMOJI end quote. I love it. I love this. Jennifer Garner is bringing elementary school talent. Show vibes to the entire Internet. And I'm thrilled. I mean this is what we need right. Now this is how we can do social distancing and still have Jennifer Garner watched. You are talents. It's fantastic I definitely will be posting. Today's podcast episode and using the Hashtag. Hey Jan look at me because honestly reporting about Jennifer. Garner is my talent. And I'm doing it for this. Virtual talent show okay well. That's it for celebrity news ride home or should I say celeb- news stay home. I've been K. draft. You can follow me at Kate Raft. On everything you can follow the show at Celeb- ride home as always my. Dm's are open if you WanNa send me tips or just like story ideas. 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Mini Crush #134

Movie Crush

37:11 min | 10 months ago

Mini Crush #134

"Hey it's your homie. Sorry it's your home. I. Know You don't like it when I call myself your homemade. So I have some favors to ask you could you get rid of a few chairs in the living room? My floorboards are tired and other easy thing we save money. If you bundled your home and car insurance with Geico one more thing I know you love lavender scented candles but could be try to he should vanilla I think it would. Be Better. For. Bundling. Go to GEICO DOT COM today. Hi I'm Heidi Merck host of what to expect a new podcast from I heart radio when I first wrote what to expect when you're expecting my mission was simple to help parents know what to expect every step of the way on what to expect. We'll answer your biggest pregnancy and parenting questions about everything from preconception planning to birth plans. Newborn sleep toddler tantrums. Motherhood is the ultimate sisterhood, but it can be overwhelming if you don't know what expect. Listen to what to back on the iheartradio, APP apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. Welcome to movie crush a production of iheartradio. Hey, everybody in welcome to mini crushing Monday I'm chuck. That's Knoll. We're both in our respective recording studios at home. It's true. At home at home I don't know man I. Think you're we're of the same mind you don't mind doing the same thing. Right? You're kind of you got a cool little pad down there. Yeah. It's fine. The comes in a goes with the The doldrums in the in the anxiety. Yeah. Yeah. That's fair. Usually, it's OK. But sometimes I'm like boy she would like to go to a restaurant. Yemenia restaurant on a patio Sich I have not. I don't blame you. I haven't either I've been to a couple of bar patio things with again like some very closely you know my little pod and there's like a a story which is a bar in cabbage down in Atlanta they have outdoor patio seating six feet apart more more than that even between the tables and then you have to walk up to this like outdoor counter and everyone's wearing masks and they serve you your drinks and then you take it back out to your table. So I've done that a couple times but that's about the extent of it. Yeah I, Miss Restaurants. 'cause we we would dine out at least twice a week now belonging the our local restaurants course and we were getting takeout from them to support them, of course, and donated I. They had some little kick starters and stuff to go fund means sure keep that wait staff going really really great. New One. If you haven't tried it, it's not super far from you. It's called little bear and Really cool local. Shefi's to have a pop up thing called. Even me that was really popular but they do different nationalities every single week and they open literally right before Corentin and they pivoted super quickly to doing this amazing curbside thing and they sell out every single day and it's very artistic and beautifully crafted food that you can take home and have a nice spread highly recommend it for a date night with emily. If you're if you're down right I'M GONNA check that out there little bear. And each week a different cuisine. Always never repeated and he never repeat and they always do something very, very creative. We got to repeat at some point null there's only so many cuisines. Well, that's true. What I'm saying they would never necessarily repeat the same dish they would be no war a different part of that cuisine but so far they've done like they maybe have done. They've definitely done something twice Mediterranean but they'll do something completely different spin on it each time they do it really cool. There's new barbecue place and he's like to. Is there that replaced the old place that was not so great and the new in his pretty good. What was the old one? The old owners Chikan remember the Nez. Not Great but Nunes Pretty Good Lake and oak is the new one. Oh, very cool right there in the middle. East. Downtown is also apparently a really good new Cuban restaurant indicator someone told me about that that the does take out. GotTa, try that to known hungry now. I am so hungry at lunchtime. Yeah. We gotTa do this movie crush I l let's do this and get out of here. Starving. Yeah. And now another addition of obvious news from GEICO. A study says that soft talkers do not make great radio personalities. We asked local Librarian Steve Sage about this, and here's what he said. Honestly I. Think I make the Harry captivating radio. Also, an obvious news gyco makes it easy to save money and easy to manage your policy with the GEICO. APP. So switching is a really smart decision. How to Steve Feel about this love the GEICO. APP, I use it all the time. That's all these news from GEICO. All. Right. So we're GONNA jump right into the to the content is crusher special. mainly actually, it's not totally but a ganked couple of things from the crushers page from couple of my favorites including it stellan Carlson whenever our oldest oldest crusher pals. So stellan had a great thread here. What are some of your famous favorite examples of famous people playing fictional versions of themselves big fan of that no people do that famous people playing fictional versions. Okay. So like Yay. Okay. So like the player would be full of you're seeing the Robert Altman movie, the player with Tim Robbins Es. Yeah it's good. It's got You've got your many times. It's fabulous. I'm WHO's Joel Grey is in the from you know made cabaret famous the the MC, and then also what's his name from better off dead Little Cusak Junkies Zach Senate It's Ryobi. Full of Cameos. But year more talking about like the hyper fictionalized version where you're like a real extra version of yourself. Lee India Neil Patrick Harrison Harold and Kumar and that's from Daniel Cobble, and that is a perfect example I listed Matt Leblanc from the TV show episodes. One of my favorite favorite shows and Matt Leblanc was great playing himself. He's actually playing himself I. Thought he was a Matt. Leblanc ask actor character. That the block can hey, that's cool. So Great. It was really really good because he played a very kind of dumb horned up celebrity. Yeah. That's IT keeps coming up in my recommendations and I keep giving an amiss but I'll I'll check it out. Sounds fine. It's really show I it oldest appeals Gina Van Valen says can't arrives in. Be My. Maybe it's amazing. Worth watching just for him. I don't know about that. Yes. That was more recent Netflix's thing and I think he Is like sort of the the rival love interest like somebody ends up On a with cannery. Then I think he's like a real kind of douchebag version of himself because everyone knows counter is like a notorious sweetheart be Anatolia Sweetheart I. Don't think that that that doesn't know but you see what I'm saying. Ben Stiller in extras. That's from Kevin Falcon extras was one of the best shows ever I missed mazing full of those types of things. stellan chimes in with his own John Malkovich and being said person. Yeah that was great. You gotta be. You know I think the best ones and it's Kinda usually the way it goes as they poke fun of themselves Oh yeah. In it's generally playing sort of. A bad person in some ways I'm sorry. Did you noxious person? Did you say Ben Stiller from extras or what was your pick from extra? That's my favorite. He's the director. So self serious he's doing this like genocide you know movie and something he would never in a million years probably do and just like such an Asshole I love it. So yeah, and I think generally when they do this, they are either specifically playing someone else in reality from Hollywood or just type in Hollywood, which is always fun. Nancy winer or Weiner. Not sure how you roll says not a movie but James vanderbeek in don't trust the B apartment twenty three. Okay. I haven't seen the TV show now but and it's got the woman who played Jane in Breaking. Bad and also She was the superhero tough tough, Tough Woman Character Jessica Jones Oh. Sure. She's great. David Powell says the entire cast of this is the end especially Michael Sarah and channing tatum. Yeah. That was great. That a lot of fun on that movie, you could self we're soft as baby shit man. One of my favorite lines from that moving. Actors were soft as Shit. Jamie ehrmann says. Curb curb. Enthusiasm. Certainly. But he except Larry David is really playing himself. He's not playing. fictionalized anything. It's kind of really who he is apparently. A Dream Larry Larry David Dreams where I was buddies with him. They're great. Oh, man I I wish she was like my dad you know. Yeah. So it'd be great I would take that in a second. But Nestle Lopez whatever oldest friends and hard-working Adleman says Bill Murray in Zambian was amazing. And Keno, and always be my maybe I gotTA, check that out. Zach pointer one of our houses Hugh Jackman in night at the museum secret of the Tomb to- This is Great Sammy. Jones says Topa grace in the movies. Remember that in the the celebrity poker when Brad Pitt was teaching them how to play Poker Than in the basement. So Good Tilburg races awesome. Anna Farris and Qian Peels Keanu that's from Caroline Gaston. I didn't see key on you. I need to see that was cute. The kitten, right? Yeah. It's like a missing kitten. In the deal and I think, yeah. canneries eventually in it is that what you're saying? Yeah maybe maybe. Paris I maybe didn't make it to the because I didn't see on reeves actually appear in that not canneries. Still Not canneries. A Bill Canal says Sasha Grey entourage does that count. Sure Porn actress right she she was in some porn movies adult films. What do you call those these days? Do they call him adult films? Skin flicks. On the flop house they talk about A. Documentary shorts short subject documentary. For a porn. Money. These very realistic documentary, Short documentaries online that you can watch on on various hubs. Love. It was one of their jokes various hubs yeah. Let me see cal ray-ban always says the entire cast of this is the end of course, Dan Maynard says Alice Cooper in Wayne's world. I remember that. David Bowie was an extras for Megan. Murdoch Buoyed Ju. It's pathetic little fat man no one the bloody laughing. Clown did know and love said they all which he died. So great man classic classic. in the danger of an Gail couldn't says, I agree about grace getting all reds and Ocean's eleven makes me at retired. When he was playing poker, you got all reds does that mean? That means doesn't know the rules. and to say, he got allred's it's just very funny. Yeah Toepfer, grace's Kinda Great. I think Put to get him on movie crush. What he did podcast he has. He has like adventure our some visit with us. Now it's not with us, I don't know what? I need to reach out to some people like that 'cause. Those. Are People that record? like during the pandemic it's you got to get people who you know have got a recording setup. As called Minor Adventures with for grace going to reach out to him. Let's even get over on here. I was a big seventy show guy. Mitch one of my favorite shows back Larry's I respect for that that I would say that now. Yeah of all the things I ever got coverage and here's a little Hollywood insider thing coverage is when you submit a script to one of the major agencies or management companies and they have readers that read the scripts and provide coverage, which is A. Three or four form a page form that you fill out about said script that where it is rated and ranked basically, and that determines whether or not that script gets moved up to higher office to actually get rid. So there are people who literally paid just to read scripts and right coverage and you submit your script submitted three scripts to ICM the a friend of mine back in the day is very hard just to get your scripts covered like for real like you gotTa have a connection. You can't say like I and something can I get coverage? And I got the best coverage of everything. I've ever written on my that seven show Spec Nice it was technically the best thing ever wrote Gotcha and it exist in my mind as a real episode to this day. So they they they produced sometimes or with no no, no no no. No. No you write a SPEC just to say. Here. This is what I do and am I. Any good look a calling card is basically I and so you right if you WANNA be a TV comedy writer, you write specs on existing shows like a simpsons episode of that seventy show trying to think of wrote another SPEC. I don't think so. Or did I. I. Might have written an hour long SPEC for an existing show but those are fun because you know the show. So well, you know so like that seventy show new those characters inside now no, it came very easy to me, and all you have to do is follow those Sitcom writing rules three structured and formatted. It's not that hard. and it was pretty good. It was a Halloween episode. It was a Halloween episode wherein Eric. was that his character's name yeah must basic. where he peed himself at a haunted house and wet his pants and the title of the episode was urine for a treat. Did you write that in reverse. Did you need you want you like wrote the the the Title I the title? Actually, came, that's very cool. That has happened though before. Can reverse engineer totally. Brennan French says Bruce Willis in Ocean's twelve. And I saw another vote for Julia Roberts in the oceans maybe see who put it though. Another vote for the Vanderbeek from Amanda. Cosa. Buki. Casinos call him the Vanderbeek. Yeah. The beak. The beaks ter-. VDB. Oh my God stop this madness. Everyone can't be initials. You gotta be a certain level James Vanderbeek doesn't get initials. What's your Middle Christian I'm in CB, and that's actually rolls off the tongue I gotta say so I get initials you can call me and see if you wish I'm C. WBZ's not great. It's hard. Doesn't the W really mucks it up my dad called me CW grown up a little bit. Can I call? You see dub just remember that no I remember that for my childhood CW. let me see earl ver- dance has Tom Petty and the postman at least they allude to the fact that he. Yeah he's like the mayor of the town or like he wasn't playing Tom Petty was he yeah he was eluding back in my former life I was he makes it's very subtle, but it's definitely meant to be ham it's great. It's really good. Yeah. I love that movie yesterday somebody sent me a name. Never It's got shit on because it was really expensive and I don't think it did very well 'cause it wasn't after waterworld and he was just in this real post apocalyptic kind of. Bent, Kevin Costner but I quite liked it but it didn't. It did not do well. Interesting where there was a meam about how all the shit going on with the post office and the Postal Service right now that referenced the the Post the Postman. There's a street nole in I don't know if it's an L. A. Thing but several friends that I had up, there admitted the same thing that there's certain streets that when they see the street name or on the street, they will say something out loud about the street flag. Coangos one of the streets in my friend Brett is always go coalinga when he was on Koa Nga and Cotner COTR's street, and every time I was cotner out always go Kevin Costner. It's so dumb I. Don't I don't do that. ATLANTA IS IT IN LA thing? No, I. Don't know man there's a coup- you ever done that There's no I don't think sounds like that. No No. But I like it. I. Don't know why wouldn't start doing that. Now give the maybe L. Let's see. We'll be a good Atlanta one like. Pas De Leon now doesn't work as work does de Leon Poem said I own I'm curious if people do that. So if you're listening in, you do that in any town. Please let me know also like street names in La are funny sounding like oh Yeah Kalinga. Yeah what else? La Brea I don't know I. Don't know. We got nothing. You got nothing I got nothing chuck. Vote, for the Beek from European Hawkins. Point it'd be I gotTA check that out and all. I was a big Dawson's Creek Guy Yeah, it was a formative show for me. Megan. How do you pronounce that name? Chea Las three great name. Kevin Garnett and uncut gems totally. Well, he's just awesome though he's like a really I didn't even I talked about this in the show I'm not a sports guy and I Basically didn't realize he was a real person. I thought he was just an actor really. Yeah. Pretend basketball their. Memories saying that no. So Josh, just watch that in haded it. Uncut gems is so divisive and he falls in the hated it can I shouldn't get. He hated it just because it was unpleasant he didn't even recognize the craft of it. He hated, he's a little bit tricky though. Josh Yeah. Well, I mean in terms of like he's got it down. Yeah. Pinning him down like what it's hard to know what Josh thing is. You know what? I mean like I. Realized, you know his his I agree his taste in entertainment is fairly matic. which is good. It is on their toes can't box at Guyenne. No. I've been trying to box for twelve years kid do it. Let's finish up here with Austin Handler Billy Zane zoolander. Billy Zane. Yeah that was pretty funny. In the first one. Yeah. I it was very brief. It was a cameo I think during the some like the model off I think he was the party or something like that. I do lender I didn't see the other one obviously who did I did and it was an absolute retread of the first one in like every possible way and it just sucked the joy right out of it do really. That's Mahat take owns land or two. All right. So No, we're going to move on to. Another crusher win. This is from Caitlyn cow again. And this one was good. This might give us a chance to sing a little bit. So if you don't like our singing. Here's your chance to out. So she said in what is a song? That so associated with the movie that you can't hear that song without thinking of that movie. You know what I mean. Like for like head of Israel's Donnie Darko. Yeah. Yeah when that first piano total jumps off every time every time. Now, but I think I point. she said Bohemian rhapsody in Wayne's world, of course. Goodwin miserly and pulp fiction. Yes, you're. On Long. Round exactly roger a pulp fiction. Tarantino has got a lot of those. I can't hear a girl. You'll be a woman soon without thinking of that same or flowers on the wall. Yeah he's really. He's he's got some pretty icon Erica Song Moments for sure Roger Submarine says forgetting the name of the con- sorry forgetting the name at the moment. But goodfellas when the crew is being revealed. In collapsing yeah. That's that's Leyla. By Derek and the Dominos but but isn't it like it's the cool part at the end the Non Leyla parts like the Peon schmaltzy piano part. Yeah. Yeah. It's great. People forget that those are the same song 'cause there's so different it's water then an-and on Ero, and then it has that great sort of a reprise at the end down. The good. It sounds like a Sitcom theme dude does not sounds like an. Could see and throw some lyrics on their See your old friends, Dylan Carlson says somebody to love Jefferson airplane incapable. I'm with that. That Great Kariuki seen. I'd really love that movie. Class I think I might have actually heard that song for the first time in that movie. Really I was young you know. Great Song. Man. She was she's awesome. What a great singer. Let me see here, Matt Jacobson Oh yeah. Then, that movie bound bound chain. Ball Bow. It's Fewer its first, but it's really funny. My the tower I grew up in Augusta Georgia. We had like sort of like a local rush limbaugh equivalents who came on either before or after rush. But like a right wing kind of dickhead named Austin Roads, and that was oh no, that's Russia's theme. Did you know that that's that's rush limbaugh theme Ballo Yeah is it really guy. Yup. Sure. Is Can't do that he's Doing it for years you can. See some of these are associated can't use them ever again. You know you can do it. Sean Kuzan says I'm alright from caddyshack. Yeah. It's hard not to think of that dancing gopher. For sure. As, act, pointer says another one from Ferris Buehler's Day off twist and shout. And breakfast. Club. Don't you forget about me? Yeah? Oh boy. Here we go. Knoll Sammer. Says maybe since I saw the film many many times as a teen in the eighties but moving stereo and somebody's baby and fast ridgemont high. Totally don't stop me now from Queen Shaun of the dead that from j frazier a good one. I The tiger from rocky three Eric Rene Descartes. Oh. Yeah. You can't hear either tiger without thinking of rocky that was written for the movie. because he had the either tiger. I'm wrong about the rush limbaugh thing but it was the Austin roots team. It was he did he used this that. Associated I associated that song before they even knew fares with this right wing. Local radio each. GOT TO REVERSE MIND REVERSE MINDFUL. Yes. Killing Moon by the bunny men from Donnie Darko that's from Rachel Gary. That's another one handful of songs from that one. Yeah. The church under the Milky Way is another big one. Under the milky, way to nine. Wish. I knew what I was looking. Really. Great Bagpipe Solo in that song. The rare Bagpipe Solo gotTa love that Yeah. There was a song by the group slade called run run away. They had a great Bagpipe Solo. I think that was them. Yeah. older spouse the cube stor. Donna Kuby says, sadly, it's stuck in the middle from reservoir dogs. Yeah. It's hard not to think of that scene. It is another Tarantino. Inextricably linked song. injury McBride dickey just put up a picture. Of the scene on the bus home closer tiny dancer from almost famous. Null tiny dancer was not a big hit until that movie. Little, known fact I did not know that I think everyone thinks that tiny dancer was one of Elton John's like big big hits, but it wasn't I think it was A. Charted in the thirties or something, it was unknown but tiny dancers what really push it over top and it's interesting yeah great song. Joey Master says Lindsey Buckingham Holiday Road. In National Lampoon's vacation movies totally Tara Lee. Cha says sweet dreams by the rhythmic x men apocalypse. I don't remember the usage in that movie I saw it. But boy that song man I can only think of that music video. Out and watch music videos lately. Do I. I've been doing that a lot on youtube going down like A. Rabbit hole it's great and there's also like. You'll probably know what I'm talking about. There's this aesthetic of music video that was established like in the nineties that then was carried on by a lot of like you know late nineties and early two thousands vans and it was like that director Tarsem Singh where you're like that kind of like it's you're in a play and there's a rotating a little pedestal with like a dude in an angel do on it. You know with errors and there's e fans on everyone blowing silky scarves exactly and it's like Chara skirl kind of caravaggio lighting and Yeah and then there's someone dressed up as Leonardo Davinci like I don't. I think losing my religion was when that Atar scene, that's what I'm saying and that one is so like there's a time hold the wet sprocket those are for all I walk on the ocean I want is an absolute one to one like rip off of losing my religion tee. Tua. Comical degree I recommend you do an Ab on that folks if you WanNa good laugh. O One is the feel is. To be this close to feel this. Hey. It's good. One good suddenly loves towed. Good songs, you know that's a Monty Python Reference Toad, the wet sprocket. Yeah. I hate that band title though that Ban name, it's I. Really do so weird one. It should never be that long. That's just my rule. US CALL HIM FOR A. Old Buddy Paul from Athens chalky still lives there. He's one of the guys that stayed he He's an old school punk guy and garage guy and he was like, I, remember he told me once if you're band, does it start with the end with an S. then it's not a bad name. Very, simple. I get it. Do you get it I get it. Maybe I get it. Do you agree man? I'm I'm I'm invalid. Okay. Sounds like a cop out. It's total cop out, chuck to total COP. Let me see here. If you leave from pretty in pink that's from Andrew McBride dickey have not seen any of those John Hughes movies all the way through. I haven't seen breakfast club I haven't seen pretty in pink I haven't seen sixteen candles. I love the aesthetic and I love the music. I, love the whole vibe. But I've not seen those and I need to I need to fill those those gaps. Well. You know. You're a child of the the nineties. It's true. And they were very much. Movies of the eighties. So I get it. No now did see most of breakfast club and that's fine. It's funny I. Enjoy it. It's a good good good rapport between the kids and some some funny bits and some heart you know I. Definitely appreciate. You being you're talking like you don't. You're not crazy about him. Are you not crazy about I love these I'm just saying it's I think. Bet It's fully I. Bet fully appreciate those unless you were that age in the eighties same age as his characters there was there was a a link there. That's Kinda hard to recreate a thing he you know what I mean yeah. And that's probably true with all movies about teenagers in their day. Like you're probably can't hardly wait like you probably can't watch that movie without thinking which one of those people in my. Yeah. That was definitely. Yeah I mean I I I also. Getting kind of not I didn't go to one of those big high schools for most of my high school career. So I didn't quite have that same experience but I definitely I went to a massive massive high school in Birmingham Alabama for my junior year and it was like total culture shock. But that was all of a sudden out of the blue like that world and it was very jarring for me and not entirely pleasant but it was also like, okay at least a year of this right right I went to a big high school. From eighth grade to twelfth grade. We didn't have. Middle School. or at least not you know now where I left data's called it. Oh, I see what you're saying though just high school got it like elementary one through seven high school, eight, thousand twelve and when you're. An eighth grader who looks like you're nine years old those seniors looked like full grown adults do weird I've said the same thing recently like memories that you funny thing. But when I think back to being in like fifth grade and I looked at seniors because I went to a school that was fifth through twelfth, it was a magnet school and I remember thinking they were like. Thirty. Year olds you know that was just and then You. Didn't think you looked old at all now. Exactly. It's very strange. Here's what they did in my situation all as they started middle school, they built a middle school for my region while I was in eighth grade and so when I went to ninth grade, they put in the eighth graders. So I was the youngest. In. High School in the eighth grade I was young as in the ninth grade and then the youngest in the tenth grade because then they moved the ninth graders over. So for three straight years, our class was the youngest class. And had no one underneath us to bully. What a sham just getting. Never, believed never got believe either that's lucky for you. I was too busy trying to be everyone's friend no one no one came at me. Good. That's good. I I had I had a mixed up year where I fell in with some kind of kind of Shitty kids and I and I'm not proud to say that I you know peer pressure is a thing I wouldn't say, I directly like was a bully but I certainly allowed myself to be roped into some not nice behavior. Let's say but I got over that real quick. He know what? Normal people do regrettable things when their kids and It's big of you to admit that That's what I say nip. Thanks your goodhearted guy. So I'm sure you weren't. Going home and feeling great about that. Even back. Then now it's like I said I mean he's one of you want to be accepted and if the people that happened to be accepting your lion kind of jerks. You want there's like mirroring going on there. It is a tough time adolescence man you just you do anything you can to fit in. Let me see here, Joshua Fish. Says to the danger zone from top gun. Of course I have that I have a forty five of that that an amazing listener of the show sent me in a care package along with my girl wants to party all the time party time party all the time but. Danger. Zone. That song slaps man it sounds a lot like Bon Jovi. It's such a Bon Jovi rip it's hilarious how Bon Jovi should as. I never really thought about that I can see that. Little J. Little, J.? Jason Robert says for me. It's just like honey from awesome translation also one big time. That song can see the crowded streets of Tokyo. Even though I've never been there iconic soundtrack that soundcheck stands alone to turn me on to so many cool bands. Yeah, I think Sophie couple hasn't a knack for that in same as Tarantino even though like. I I'm a big Fan of Heart in classic heart and the Song Magic Man. Even though I've heard it a gazillion times always reminds me of virgin suicides when Josh Hartnett makes his entrance into that movie to magic man great moment and hello, it's me also virgin suicides big big Goto Todd Rundgren. Hello it's me great song. The danger of an says sister Christian and boogie nights total where he's like all coked up and throwing fireworks at Mark Wahlberg. Yeah one of the Alfred. Molina friend of pocket who talked about this before but he's on a lot of the La, shows. He's been on daily Zeitgeist to believe and also on. The Bechtel. CAST. On this show I hit up, end up Jack Dude they hook you up with a lot of cool folks. If he does like Bug Jack I'm sure I know it's. Need to be better at that Terry coaches, silence of the lambs at American girl totally or sure, and that's and I've already mentioned this on a previous episode. But that that that show I was there to the podcast where it had that actor who played the senator's daughter who's singing American girl in the car she talked about that whole scene in about how she originally wanted it to be like the bad brains. Because that was the kind of music she was into and they decided last minute to make it American girl because it disc job of setting up her character like with music and with her like just you know not a care in the world just pop up along in the car singing. This kind of very straightforward like song about being a good old you know good girl in America, and then she gets abducted. Well and what's funny no, that's Our band does American girl, and in fact, we did a whole Tom Petty set one year right after he passed and porch fast. But he that's one of my favorite songs of his to sing and it's a song that's Jonty and upbeat, but it's one of the most lyrically. Down and rough songs that there is and I think people this causes so jangly and fine people don't think of the lyrics. That second verse man, it was Kinda. Cold that night she stood alone on her balcony she could hear the cars roll by out on four forty, one rape waves crashing on the beach and for one desperate moment there he crept back into her memory. Got It. So painful something the so close and still so far out of reach. It's brutal man that's good. But you said it to that like jangly little beat in You're only think about it. I love that song. Not to mention lyrically I'm with you there. But that whole setup for that song has been mimicked. So many times you think about that strokes folks like last in. Like a absolute. archetype of like that. Yeah of tune I think petty was very cool about the stroke thing. Because I think they acknowledged it and he was like, yeah, that's cool. I could write on. Maseko. theme from shaft from Elliot J Lawrence of course, bound bound. Jessica Hansen says the power blood by Lewis and the news back to the future yeah. It's hard not to think of that Hugh Lou in the new Hugh. Hugh Lou in the new and let's finish up here knoll when I know you're gonNA. Love. from Jon Michelet. Where's my mind by the pixies from fight club again, first time ever that song and I was like who is this building's coming down? Pretty Great COSC- reminded me of something that was familiar yet I knew it wasn't anything that I knew and then I had I found I sought them out and that's was really a turning point for me musically in terms of me, my tastes Yeah Yep. All. Right. Buddy. That's it. For this week I was going to do an up with fuck segment, but we will save that. So if you're on the movie crush page, keep adding your fucks and we're going to go those next time, which will be probably next week. Give us all your folks. So thanks for listening and we'll see you on the Internet very soon. You got it. 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15: Reclaiming Your Past with Kevin Nealon

Dexter Guff is Smarter Than You (And You Can Be Too)

27:26 min | 2 years ago

15: Reclaiming Your Past with Kevin Nealon

"Hey, everybody, Dexter Goth here. Thank you so much for joining me today on Dexter gove is smarter than you the self-help podcast where I try to give you my tips and tricks of the trade, so that you can lead your very best life almost as good as mine. Not quite can never really quite get there. That's not the point. But it so that you can lead your best life. So I hope that's what you're doing. Great. Have your ears on my mouth where they belong? Huge week last week. I think you saw it probably did Instagram. Yeah. I got a huge Goth bump, I got a huge number up there. Now, I made a call last week for social media followers to find me on Instagram at deck scuff, and that number now is huge. Oh, man. I mean, I've just been watching that number crawl up all week. This is amazing. So do yourself a favor go to my Instagram page at Goth impressive, number huge number of their followers. So that's impressive. So you're gonna wanna do that. Maybe take a screen shot of it. And I don't know Tweety back to me that'd be pretty cool. Okay. So before we get into the rest of the show. I do want to talk about something a little bit personal. And this is this is something that Tammy said, you know, not to do on. I'm doing a Tammy. I don't care. I'm gonna do this. It's my show. I it's something that I I want to share I want this to be sharing space for all of us. And so with that in mind very excited for announced that next week. I will be getting a reverse circumcision a procedure done where I will be a reclaiming something that was taken from me a so many years ago in that sterile hospital setting of a children's hospital here in Los Angeles, California. I have been working with a very gifted a cosmetic surgeon in in Beverly Hills who's very excited to reunite me with this piece of me that has been a long since missing we've looked at a few different options. One is a simple procedure grafting squid. In that fashioning it into the hood how? But the preferred method, and and it's what I'm going to be doing. And fortunately for me. My doctor has found a donor match. So this this piece that has been donated. I'm not sure the circumstances around the donation. I'm assuming it's it's probably just a circumcision. But I'm I'm not I'm not clear about this regardless. A donor match has been found in China. So it's it'll be a bit involve the actual piece that is has been donated is coming to me right now on ice, they'll shoot me up with a little bit of topical freezing. And then they'll just stitch that hood back on. So anyways, I wanted to share that with you. I'm glad I did. I hope that was helpful. I'm sure that it was for you. It is about reclaiming things from our past something that happened in your past. You can still make it right, particularly by visiting a plastic surgeon. So with that in mind, let's jump into the show Tammy. What's this? This is going to be fun. I dare you to listen. It's time on your mental treadmill? What takes priority? Your goals, your dreams, Dexter. Technology entertainment design throw that out the window. That's old news. Are you kidding me on what was your biggest failure? And then let me guess, I don't think you're ready on Dexter, and I'm smarter than you. See I told you Tammy I wasn't me. Graphic? I didn't have to be graphic. It was about sharing. And that's I'm glad I did that I think for a lot of people that's important to know. Not only what I am doing to my personal body. But but more to the point that, you know, you can reclaim what is yours. You can make yourself whole again, you can be the you that you have always wanted to be and you can do that. Now in my case, plastic surgeons, very helpful in your case, it might be too. But whatever that is reclaimed yourself for yourself. Make yourself whole. And so with that in mind speaking about someone who's not quite whole. I'm talking about Tammy Tammy you didn't want me to share this either. But I'm going to do that. Because it's my call. It's my show. So I'm sharing this about Tammy Tim had an accident in the office two days ago. She was on a hover board delivering mail, or you know, desks, desks desks kind of kind of being a bit of a show off. If I mean, honestly, you kind of had that look on your face. Like, oh, you know, look at me. I'm untouchable, I'm gonna hover board, and you are delivering mail and gut yourself kind of showboating, I guess or whatever you'd call it doing donuts, and some of the other people in the office were chanting, Tammy Tammy, and anyways, you must have your weight got back on you or or the board got front on you. And anyways, you baled and landed sort of akimbo one leg up on the desk. And you're back at twisted. Anyways, you tore your ACL is that the long the short of it because you're in a leg brace. So yeah. Yeah. So she. Graciela? I have to say for somebody. That's green belt in taekwondo by. I'm a little surprised that you know, you kinda lost on a hover board. I thought. That's you know, balance it's kind of a big part of being a greenbelt anyways. Tammy thoughts and prayers for your ACL hope that heels, and I think it's a good reminder to everybody get hover board because they're cool. But just be careful about showboating. Because I can't take you down. Okay. So we did that we talked about Tammy again thoughts and prayers for your ACL, and we talked about my groin. So okay. Let's talk a little bit about today's show have a huge show for you. Today. Have a huge huge feature interview. I am talking to a verified comedy legend. But more importantly than that, he's my friend. I've course I am talking about Kevin Nealon. You know him from Saturday Night Live from weeds from a man with a plan. I mean, it's Kevin Nealon. So we are going to be talking to him a little bit later in the program. But before we do that I have got an Easter egg for you an Easter egg for you to a crack open and savor that sweet yoke of Easter. Guess you don't really do that. Do you Easter egg? You just kind of find. And then like, okay found it. And then you throw it out anyways. This is an Easter egg that your ears are going to find and listen to and if you're living in Ann Arbor, Michigan this might specifically apply to you. Okay. Tammy. It's going to the bathroom. Shing demi. Heard the flash hold on. Hold on. My God Tammy for crying out loud. Tammy Tammy, you gotta hold that. You can't just take off mid show. You've got to hold that. Or get a catheter. Roll the audio that I was saying yet now roll it these drag. Coming this summer to an arbiter Michigan. It got jungle North America's only indoor Chia see jungle with tangled Chia sprouts and shoots over eleven feet tall. You'll swear you've entered a South American rainforests. Lah. Let your little ones get wild. Is. 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But you know, you kinda gotta say that regardless. So that was that was my Gulf jungles ad. And now here's something else. I want you to listen to. The world is full of stories stories of mysteries of curiosities of auditees joined cat and Jethro Gilligan taught as they lift the lid and cautiously peer inside the box of oddities the box of auditees explores a world that is strange bizarre, and sometimes how Larry's discussing unusual topics that ranged from parallel universes to the frozen severed head of baseball legend, Ted Williams to unexplained phenomenon throat history, married. Couple cat and Jethro Gilligan taught bring you their irreverent brand of humor and unique chemistry to what has become one of the fastest growing podcasts on their platform without consulting one. Another cat and Jethro independently. Pick a true topic to surprise one another often bizarre shocking her just plain weird. It's always interesting discussing auditees from science and medical oddities too bizarre history. And sometimes things a bit. Darker the box of oddities. First live show was a hit recently playing to a packed house at zanies comedy nightclub in Nashville audience members came from his far away as Colorado, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania and Illinois Wasi alive. Tour is in the works. Jimmy Kimmel ABC TV says the box of oddities the fun thing to allow in your head and slug at Sirius XM says truth is stranger than fiction, but the box of auditees is the strangest of all recorded in Bangor, Maine, the hometown of Stephen King. The box of oddities is available twice a week. However, it's not for everyone. Listener discretion is advised. Okay. Very very excited for today's feature interview touched under early in the program today talking to Kevin Nealon. That's right. Amazing comedic actor, and as well, a great, personal friend. We're workout partners. We actually the two of us do agro yoga, I didn't miss speak. And that's not acro yoga. It's agro yoga very aggressive form of tandem yoga, just working each other's bodies through a series of a Tanga poses in an aggregate, regardless. This actually is a conversation. I had with Kevin over the weekend. We did this interview at my chalet at lake Arrowhead seven bed forbath, beautiful cedar, Shelley on the on the banks. And it was we did this conversation over the weekend the cab join me in the shell a wonderful wonderful time hit the sweat lodge. Did it up anyway? So this is a from this weekend conversation that we? In my seven bed. Forbath a shell lake airheads. It's on Airbnb as well. So you can look right there. Okay. Demi can roll that interview. I am so excited for this conversation today. I mean, I think when humans I came up with the idea of conversation it was really intended for situations. Like this today. I am talking to a verified comedy legend, you know, him from his many iconic characters on SNL you've seen him on a hit Showtime series like weeds, he's been in too many comedy movies to list, you can see him on his massively successful CBS sitcom man with a plan. Of course, I am talking about Kevin Neal. And Kevin Kevin. I am so glad we are doing this. I am to Dexter. You know, you don't want big fan. Well and more than that. Because I get that all the time, and that's more than that. Well, of course, you know, friends friends friends for quite a while, you know, and and we always said at some point someone's got interview someone. You're gonna bring it out. Yeah. And so I kind of lost the the coin toss, and we'll be asking the questions, but I want to start in the beginning. Take me back. You know when you first decided to pursue comedy. I mean, where your parents devastated. No, actually, my parents are very supportive. Really? Yeah. Yeah. Come from a very well rounded family were grounded. Yeah. We're we're all like in you know, we're all in the same boat. Everybody wants each other do. Well. Yeah, they were a little kind of concern I found out later. But when I first started they were very supportive, and how did it start? I mean, did you just did you know, that you had a comedic voice you wanted to pop into those comedy clubs and just start blowing out the mouth. Well, you know, I love the tell jokes, and I love stand up comedy. So I would study the comics that run TV and eventually went out to Los Angeles from Connecticut, I grew up in Connecticut to try my hand at stand up. So, you know, I develop a style, you know, at first you. Started emulating other people like, you know, whoever is popular who were your idols. Like who did you kind of say this? I like their I like their moxy. I liked Albert Brooks Andy Kaufman and Steve Martin because you know, what? I mean, they were issue Nique and different. So I was I was kind of doing a conglomeration of them been till I got to my own style. And find out what I wanted to say. And what I wanted to do. So and now this is that obviously, you you cut your teeth in these comedy rooms. And then all of a sudden you want dish in for Saturday lives at how this worked. No. You know, a lot came before that I did the tonight show with Johnny Carson that was my big first Vang that Letterman, although shows, and then I got the I got Saturday Night Live a few years after that. Did you have to what dishing forward or was it? Okay. I did that like I mean, what do you do? Well, I just flew to New York City to thirty Rockefeller plaza where they shoot the show. It's at studio eight h and I just did some of my staff. End up because I didn't do characters or accents. Or you know, impressions. I was just a stand up a really really good stand up. Yeah. And you still and listen you still do a lot of really good standup. I mean that that's that's what you do you want to travel around time. Yeah. You get heckled lot. No interesting. Yeah. We we exercise together you, and I I enjoy those exercises. You know, it's usually we'll we'll get out. We'll go to work each other work each other's bodies a bit you know, physically and then we'll we'll hit it to a sweat lodge sweat lodge. It let's lodges really the payoff the reward doing crunches throughout the day. You're doing Phillips. Yeah. Oh god. Yeah. You're doing twists ankle twists. Sure. And the ankles and wrist twists restrict working with the ball. Yeah. Do ball-work. And then we just take it in that sweat lodge and the whole thing I'm thinking the whole day is sweat lodge later. That's the payoff. Now, listen talking about exercise. I want to talk to you about something that you've been doing which is hiking ahead. Kevin. Yeah. I mean that now this is and for those. People that don't know. This is a show that you were doing online you can find Kevin hiking with various celebrities in you're interviewing them as you hike him. It's great watch. I mean, I love watching this online show. How did it come about? Well, a Matthew Modine is a friend of mine. He's Necker he was in full metal jacket Baloch see blues. Was that REM I wrong. I probably am. But it doesn't matter when you know that was Matthew. Okay broaddrick. Right. There's only a few Matthews out there. You get confu-. Always got them confused. Yeah. It was for me. It was all about the first name. And then it's kind of like, well, I got the first name on these guys by the time the first name you've heard that. You've you don't wanna listen anymore. You make an assumption. I don't have time to hear the last name. Right. Okay. So this is a mode. Rain math yet deny we go for a hike. So we go for a little hike in a canyon my house, and I just started interviewing them and my cellphone just holding. And we got so funny stuff out of it. And I said, what did you turn turn anything you regret it? He goes. Oh, man. He goes after full metal jacket. I was picked. I turned down back to the future of the Michael J FOX role on turned down the big with Tom Hanks, oh, probably sheen and Wall Street, and Tom Cruise and topgun those roles I just wanna follow this guy around and whatever he says, no to I'm all in on. Yeah. Man. That's what you can take from that. I call them an idiot because he wasn't India for turning that down. And how did how did he respond to laughed? A really that's what it hits do. Okay. He had no idea didn't really to put two and two together weight of the moment that he was the idiot that was being referred to by you. Exactly interesting. Yeah. I feel like that would be a good comeback for heckler for me. Yeah. Just you idiots, and then, you know, and then you're out. Yeah. Interesting. Now, you've interviewed a lot of people a lot of people in hiking with Evan and any favorites and standouts anyone sort of go. I'd like that hike. I like that talk. I liked that person. Well for a lot of them. Yes. For loudly. Yes. There's some hikers that aren't in great shape. I'll say, yeah. The the couple of hikers you're talking about death death up. And Malibu, there's some bluffs along the point Dume area. And one of them a hell of a view on their way down. I'll tell you that much. Well, you know, it it it is quite a view from that bluff up there. I don't know if you're familiar with it. I know where you're talking about. Yeah. Absolutely. Gorgeous tuna canyon. Yeah. Right up into the canyon. And you look out into the Pacific believe it is what it is. I know it's water. Yeah. It's a big body of water. It's huge hit goes on. And on. You can't even see the other side of it. I mean, that's what's crazy about water. Sometimes you look out at the Pacific, and you can't see. And then you turn around to look behind you to see if it sneaking up behind you because it's all around. It's it's in front of you. And behind you not on the sides, though. I mean, that's sort of like you're in a boat. Maybe that's what it was really a boat. We may have been in a boat. Okay. Well, all around you with a very tall boat. Somebody once said, I don't know that this is true. Somebody said if you look far enough across the Pacific, you'll see Atlantic. Is that possible? I think that's more of a metaphor. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I think what they're saying is if you look for enough you'll find something that's not there. Well, this don't look that hard. This asshole made me fall for it. And I've used that in a couple of my keynote presentations and people chuckling I'm always confused as to why what kind of research, do you do? I mean, we've been friends for longtime. I I never really see you doing a lot of research. I don't have time. And that's that's it. I I gotta take at face value. What's given to me? So when people say it to me, I run with it. Yeah. Fake news, trusted you trust. The got to got no reason not to. Yeah. But I wanna get back. I want to get back to hiking with Kevin sure, and these hikes that you've been on a some of the people you've been with a not been in good shape. You set me. I'll tell you one thing right now. I did see you with hiking with Adam Sandler. Yeah. And he was he looked winded winded behind you. Yeah. Yeah. Well, he had just completed a marathon when he came I picked him up in marathon. And he was hiking. He said he he would go on the hike with me because schedule is very tight, sir, of course, out of work things. Where he can. Yeah. But yeah, we we completed that hike, and then he continued his marathon. Sweet. Really? Yeah. I mean because how is it seemed like he was just in sort of like some casual slacks, and well, that's the way he dresses. He's more of a casual guy and even in the marathon, even in the marathon. He like, he, you know, a lot of people were supposed to wear the numbers where the number. Well, I guess they know who is. Yes. Like, I could give a shit if he's four zero seven that's Adam Sandler. Yeah. I know who he is. I know who just came across the line. Yeah. And on the other side of the coin we have hikers that are really in great shape. Oh, really? Yeah. I I with the woman who swam from Cuba to key west and without a Hillary Clinton. No, no. That was not Hillary Clinton. Okay. 'cause I know she's done a law, and then was Diana naiad. She's the first woman to swim without a shark tank, really. And by the way, we did the hike without a shark tank as well. So she's it's become our tag. I'm in a shark cage. Right. So she's okay. So she's kind of interesting. I mean, how in the world would you swim in a shark cage across. Yes. It will you swim a certain about maybe three feet then you hit the bar ride. And then. You need a good shark age mover that a move short sees on them outside of the shark cage. So they're out of it moving it risky for them while they're actually in the boat. Oh, okay. I see. Okay. Well, that would make more sense. But it's a team peration. Yeah. Yeah. Now, I've always wondered, you know, because sort of thought is pretty exciting to see you hiking with these celebrities ever thought about kind of stepping it up to like a climb maybe getting some Piton 's land. Som secured ropes, maybe to Everest. That'd be pretty cool, Tom Cruise, and you up Everest. Well, it's funny. You bring that up because we did originally we started the it was a rock climbing interview, really rock climbing. We did the the half dome semi half to. Oh, yes, exactly. You're not not the not the popular half dome. But the other half that you don't hear about that much. But it is safer. Yeah. But you know, we we none of us really knew the what equipment to use for the rock climbing. So we didn't have the proper. We didn't we weren't really snapped in safely. We didn't use the nylon rope. Yes. We would use like, you know, why had old rope in my garage. You know that we use for towing stuff. My grandfather used to use it. And so we would use that along with. Well, it's backed up we would wrap dental floss around the week parts dental floss very strong. I don't know if you've ever flushed your teeth. I I have had people do that for me people. That's right. Certainly well, you do too. Yeah. Let's not play shy here. I've seen I've seen. I have seen your morning regime, and it's it is a team of people working on your teeth. I do have a dental team in place. Yeah. And it's a fantastic group of people. They're they're really good at what they do. And they keep my MIT of I've lost maybe four teeth since I've hired them, really. But it was not their fault. Well, how do you know is it because that's what I got into a fight. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. But it was with the head of the dental team. Please tell me you were not there. Please tell me you came out ahead on that fight to the other person because they lost more than four. They've actually he's an we'll. Chair. No, okay. Well, I do wanna talk a little bit about your show on CBS, which of course, is man with a plan. Tell me about that you play Matt LeBlanc's, brother. Well, I play Adam burns, brother. Matt LeBlanc is the actor. Okay. So wait a second. So you're not method. No, okay. So okay. So you play Adam Byrnes brother who is who is Matt LeBlanc. I think is that. Right. Yep. Moke Matt the actor Matt LeBlanc. Yes. Plays a character called Adam burns and me Kevin Neal. And I play Adam Byrnes brother who is played by Matt LeBlanc. Okay. I play a guy named Don burn. Okay. You took a pause there. I'm almost feeling I was confusing character with my weeds character, Doug, Yeltsin, similar names. Don bronze Doug Wilson daughter. Generic of white bread names. Right. Right. Yeah. So yeah. So I play Don burn. Okay. Was the brother of now Wilson not who's? Oh, good burns. Who's also Matt LeBlanc? That's correct in real life. Who was also a friend on friends yet? He played Joey on Fresno. Joey is. Is Matt blank. And then he played on any rather twos. Not related to Doug Wilson. Okay. Do track and on friends. He did not have a brother. Okay. That's so sad. And I don't think they they gave enough attention to that. It's kind of a sad thing. I think for for for him. It would have been. Well, you know, I think I think he's over that. Well, this has been an amazing conversation. I do wanna touch on a couple of things you've had an incredibly long spanning a career in the business. What's the secret to longevity in anything that you're passionate? I think just staying in the game. You know, you stay in the game. Finale. You don't look back where the jersey don't take it. Always you were the jersey you you're part of the team. Yeah. I know when you and you and you do the right thing. We'll give what a delight to to speak to you to be with you, my friend to have you on the program. I am full of gratitude coming your direction. I do want people to see you on hiking with Kevin I do want people to see you on your man with a plan on CBS. I want them to see you there. I wanted to find you wanted to give you some love. I appreciate that. And just a note that I am not the man with the plan on that show. That is my brother Adam burns. Blunk right. Who used to be Joey Joey Tribus ni right? Who did not have a brother a, sadly? I don't think. So. Okay. But it had friends interesting. And that's all that matters. You know? Thank you so much. Kevin. My pleasure. I love your Shelly up here. It's nice. Yeah. It's not bad. I mean, I got I got to put a new roof on it raccoons. What a nightmare. Oh when it rains here. Forget about it. You're taking a shower in every room. It's a mess. I know Bowie. I not nice to have you out here. Now, let's I'll tell you what let's peel down hit that's wet lodge. They stakes. Okay. What a great conversation. That was. I what a great listen, I loved reliving that thank you again to my good friend. Kevin nealon. Great time buddy had a wonderful weekend with you up at the shallow. It was a great time. I hope you enjoyed that conversation. My dear dear listener, check out hiking with Kevin got to see that on YouTube. You're gonna love it gets into some great conversations. And let's you, and I my dear listener, let's keep our conversation alive. Let's do that. Let's take this to the next step, which of course, for me is social media on Twitter or on Instagram. Find me at decks gut actually, a find me on Instagram. I'm gonna probably post and picks of this reverse circumcision. I have coming up. Show as much as I can. I don't know what they're going to allow me to show. I'm hoping I mean because I think it'd be very helpful to see I might have to blur out some bits. But anyways, check it out at decks on Instagram might get a chance to show you my new dengue anyways until then please have a great rest of your week and know how much I appreciate having your precious precious ears so desperately close to my precious mouth. It's just wonderful have a great week crush it. That's right. You know, it do it. And until next week this is and I am out of here.

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Luann de Lesseps Interview, Friends Reunion Recap + Beat Ria & Fran Game 9

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1:47:38 hr | 3 weeks ago

Luann de Lesseps Interview, Friends Reunion Recap + Beat Ria & Fran Game 9

"Father's day is right around the corner and the barstool sports doors got gifting covered for you this year. They have a bunch of polos and quarters for the golfing. Dan's or if you're more laid back we have the t shirts and hoodies for the more casual. Dad's head to stored up ourselves sports dot com to find the perfect gift. For your state of what's up. Everyone takes office with rian. Fran giving you that friday energy on a wednesday. We're back we're back. We missed monday's episode. Because it was memorial day. Francesca how we do win. Good the weekend felt so long. I think because the weather was so shitty in new york and a lot of places on the east coast that every day just was so long so really feels like i was away from this place for a while which was nice so yesterday fran and i went to the mall both on long island. I picked up. We went to the mall. And i got home. My mum goes gallon. We're going yeah. Yeah get him bitch. My mom goes that that must have been nice. See fran and looked at my mom and looked at me and said i was like mom. I actually can picture your dad's reaction being like they see each other. I know what the fuck row they see each other. Every day i started dying laughing. I was like a really feels like i've been home doing nothing for weeks. My mom was like. Oh wow it's really only been three days. I was like Mom we see each other every single day. I literally saw her two days ago and she goes but it must be. It must be different when you see each other outside of work now. No words the exact same. It had me dying. Because i realized how long the weekend did feel but the weather was so shitty and york and i think a lot of other places on the east coast. I really think like one of the worst memorial day weekend weather experiences i've ever had in my yet. It was dark it was it was. It was gloomy dark. I rain for three days. Re straight days. It was tough. I went out. Thursday nights saw some old pals. That was wonderful. I really had a really fun. Thursday night in new york city. It felt like oh guess what. Guys the city's back. Whatever it's been that way for a while now but it was really nice to be back at a bar that we used to go to all the time pre pandemic and it just felt exactly how i felt in two thousand and nineteen shout out to the gem. Saloon i gotta i gotta get. I can't say a bar got a shout them out but it was. It was so much fun. And i was like okay. You know it'll be rainy on friday. I'll be hung over. It'll be gray and then you know the weekend will come and i'll be needed. I didn't stop hung over all weekend. Because i never got a chance to get out of that phone. Yep on friday. No i never but i watched obviously a shitload of tv. And i have another recommendation for everybody out there. I watched the season ten episodes of ten hours of tv in one day with my parents. We just sat on the couch moves. Impressive white sad but impressive and we. We lead into the mayor vs tom valley. We literally ended at exactly nine fifty six. Yeah and then. We had four minutes valley. The show is panic on amazon. Prime it is really really good. Solid cast of actors thought. They were all great. Jack nicholson son is actually in it. i think his name is maybe rain. Nicholson i wanna make. Sure i get that right. Can we do a double check on that i. He was great. The whole cast was awesome. And i think the show is really cool. And i think i don't wanna give anything away so i won't pinnacles. Yeah ray nicholson. The premise of the show is son or grandson. Or maybe it's his grandson grandson. Sorry i meant grants on my bed. the premise of the show or wait. Oh is it as well as the son jack. Nicholson's his dad. Yeah fuck me. It's probably fifty ish when he had him. This guy's twenty nine twenty nine. I look up his age over the weekend because honestly is pinal. Jack nicholson now eighty four. Oh holy fuck jack. Nicholson's eighty four. Yeah okay well. Anyways his sons. Oh i mean. He was in his late later fifties mid-fifties. Yeah glad we clarify that. But i looked up over this weekend because they're playing high school. Seniors in this case looked so old. Oh my god. How old is he turned out. He was like twenty nine but the show is about high school seniors they just graduated and every year the high school seniors graduated to play. A game called panic. So picture like your high school scavenger hunt or wherever tradition. You had but taken to another level. A whole fucking other chaos ensues. Obviously they're doing crazy shit big. It's a game they play. And obviously you'll find out the winner at the mayhem and it's just an official rea- wreck. Yeah one hundred percent. We watched it tonight. Yeah no it's it's really good. I've enjoyed it. I think it's kinda like it. Outer banks ask not as good as outer banks obviously will anything as good as outer banks but it is top notch show. I'd really recommend it. And i think you would like it because i think if you listen up for a teen drama. Yeah i think if you listen to this show then you know kinda shows we like and i think the listeners of the show would enjoy it. It's very much teen drama. Ask but i think adults can watch it to interesting what you're describing also kind of gives me society. The society vibes has it has the wilds yet. It's a mixture of all those shows into one. It's really good awesome. So that is my recommendation from this weekend. Yeah i really like was. There was just a lot of sporting events on this weekend. Memorial day memorial day weekend. Go islanders playoffs. yeah exactly. There's playoffs basketball and hockey and lacrosse. And just like a ton of stuff on and the i will say knocked out the friends reunion which we're gonna talk about and the you know. Don't nothing anybody cares. But it was the season finale of the chicago shows and nine months and got all those south chicago med fire. Pd anybody out. If there's anybody out there kid watches chicago fire and wants to tell me of taylor kinney is going to come back to that show. I would love to know. I did some googling. I couldn't find out was a cliffhanger ending. Is he dead is he. Not that i don't know. I don't know either but i don't know but i feel like if he was coming back to the show or not it then i have hope but it's not coming back to the show. He's probably dead dead dead and he was supposed to have a good ending. Would i would be sad. I'm sorry to hear that anyway. Your love for the chicago shows though you're dedicated yet and and And murphy's down. Obviously the finale. Now's the finale was was wrong. I thought really good. I thought that. I mean i don't want to establish alert. Oilers spoiler spoiler alerts. If you haven't watched the finale skip ahead first of all. I feel like you have talked about you bragging about being able to watch it. We will talk that but but skip ahead. Yes spoiler alert. We're going to talk about mary's town. Finale spoil the loss. I'm always You oh yeah you spoiled. But i think that was tough or actually before we get into the the marvi sound finale now but people are skipping ahead already. You know now and it's way more interesting if we can actually talk about what happened so you actually were on this theory about the head doing it. I saw you were you. Were on it. I think this is what happens. Made sense and as i was watching with my parents. I was like this is what's going to happen. And they were like no. who's that. Why would the little kid do it. Yeah and then turns out. That's what happened. So i thought it was a good A good twist. And i liked it. I thought that obviously it started off with them. Finding out the john was the real father and that happened in the first minute so immediately you knew that he might something to happen. You were like there's no way only ten minutes in right. There's no way he is going to be the one who killed them the rest the rest. Let's show the rest of the fifty minutes exactly so. I thought that it was a great twist. Kate winslet was phenomenal ten out of time. So kate wins. Winslet all the all the limited series of war. I know i mean the whole cast was was amazing. I would like to know personally more about errands life because erin the girl who was killed her whole family fucking with her. Yeah there are so many things that went on in that poor girl's life that we we don't even know what was going in her life. Really the whole show focused on everybody else and her being early ship would put all my gun. But how did she get in the relationship with john. There's so many questions. I about errands life. I know i have a better unanswered. What happened to her boyfriend boyfriend really like it was so weird because the boyfriend towards the end. It seemed like he was involved in some way. Like where did he go. We were never told. Remember nasa the other girl was like i got up in the middle of the night. He wasn't there then. He made he made them burn the journals and was going after the friend like he really seemed like he had something to hide. Yeah maybe it was for dj sake. Maybe also mayor's daughter chevron yeah pointless storyline. I mean like i would like yeah. They gotta give some give like she didn't have anything do what was that on your shed. Yeah no. I just feel like they needed to throw some other family aspects in there so it wasn't just like hardcore murder mystery the whole time right but i feel like we. We either needed more. Yeah or none of it. Because then i got interested in her relationships. And i invested right then and there was nothing like. Oh well now. I know nothing about these relationships. I don't know who she said and it was just relationships field kind of pointless. But i do think that maybe it was. They felt rice. They felt pointless besides like like her relationship with kevin was the most interesting part in the documentary and how that affected mayor her in haifa. Yes yeah but i'm talking about her romantically chips. Yeah yeah it was just like an added exactly and had and then mayors vaping was just like the vaping was so random but i overall great show. There is a few things that they could earn. Mom have been sent to jail to look. She totally covered it up. Like i feel bad for her. Mom ryan's mom ryan's rise. Mom ryan's mom. I mean like equal to what the husband kinda did not know like she did cover it up and was gonna cover it up in like i feel bad for her but at the same time like nobody john like through the body in in in the ocean like saw the they they also do the ocean the rumored they she didn't need to go down for that i don't think and also in that case the could do is maybe keep them on mad when she was mad at mayor though. Because i'm like what do you want her to do like he healed. Someone just gonna let it go. That was pissing me off to is. I was like you're murdered. Somebody s coming from deep mom instinct like you. I asked my mom. would you cover it up. Like if i killed someone. I think she said i think she said yeah but like yeah i mean yeah i think most moms would especially if your kids teen in. It's like phys an accident. Kind of yeah. I'd cover up a murder for somebody that they were so close your child my child. Yeah i wouldn't. I hope you don't have to no. I mean i guess it was that scenario. Maybe i would i one also none of us have children so we never really speak about it. But i'm pretty sure majority of parents like you know would say they would literally do anything for the went to the cops immediately. We're he didn't mean he just wanted to scare her. Went off licked. My mom always made a joke about I don't know. I think you gonna panic mode. I my dad's mom who passed away. She said that the way she felt about my dad. My dad could have murdered somebody and she would have been like but he held the gun so nicely. Yeah like that's just how you feel about your kid. Yeah so. I don't know i see. I think i've covered up for. I don't even have one guy. I don't somebody. I'd be like our stand guys you lori like that like lori. Not wanting. Her thirteen year olds like go to jail like understandable side note though thirteen year old. Jail doesn't seem so bad. It kind of seems like the kids go to boarding school. When do they get out to. How long have you therefore certainly not boarding school. But he sounded like you liked his classes. Yes i think that was a little bit of like you know. Hopefully it's not the end of this kid's life. That's i think that's what they say he's not going to prison forever. Like if you're a thirteen out to be a couple years in accident and but that's shit stays with them for the rest of his life. We'll hear say knock that off. His permanent record killed someone. he'll probably murder more people in the future. Yeah he seemed to have like is dark. Dark with statistically speaking area. yeah he deserved get. he's he acts out. You know he has issues if you accident quote unquote accidentally pull the trigger on somebody at thirteen years old. Got for all gun. Maybe it would help reform him. Maybe he won't murder anybody in the future. But i'm saying god is not ryan. Speaking ryan may murder on the future. It's all talk. About paul ryan or ryan ryan. He he killed aaron aaron. I mean it goes without saying poor erin but it was an accident. You sound like the mom. He went got a gun followed her and then like pulled a gun on. It wasn't necessarily an accident. And i think she felt like he felt like she was ruining his family. Don't kill her. He didn't go there with the intention gun. I don't know he wanted to. Here's the thing. I feel knock murder. Her identity bad for ryan. I did feel bad for ryan right when he's breaking down. He just wanted to help his family and he wants. These parents aren't apart. I totally understand were coming from. I did feel bad. That's gonna scare. Yeah no but they're old thirteen years old. You're going to jail. Sucks feel bad for the kid. It wasn't an accident though. The kid went and got the gun and and pulled the trigger on her but he said they were wrestling. She got scared. What have you watched. Aaron lunge for the gun initially started wrestling. Then he shot her to kill her. He shot her in the hand by accident and then he show any watch it back. Yeah he when they're wrestling for the gun. He wasn't like it was accidentally pulled. He he took it. Oh he took the gun away and shot her after. The first shot went off when they were wrestling with any. When we know. I mean it's i'm not saying it was the one that points probably will discuss gonna telephone that. I like pull a gun on her. So i have to kill her. Yeah it's dark. It was dark and it was. It was sad. The whole thing was sad. year zero. Let's just put that out there. Mayors in an all time hero. The boyfriend was irrelevant so irrelevant to. Yeah we could have so many relevant boyfriend. He's got to be involved somehow to ease in the show too much but irrelevant fe was relevant. Yeah she was pretty irrelevant as well. Obviously you gotta have decide characters but that storyline between mayor and the writer. It just seemed like the writer may be had something to do with the situation. Nothing at all nothing at all. And i saw some people talking about the ending and people were confused about the ending which i thought was very simple to understand extremely. I really like talk about dark minds. People are twisted. They really are in the inner. Oh it was obvious. She went up to the attic because she was also going to kill her. What the whole point of the show. When she went to therapy was to face problems so the problem was i need to get up to the attic. Because i haven't gone up there soon. He's my son killed the said. Have you been up to the alica before after that happened. And she said no so it was like okay now. She is this murder case is over and now she is going to actually deal with doing that to her daughter like you hang yourself in the place that she found. Yeah that's that he was not the way it ended. It was insane. That people thought that was the way that they interpreted. They just people wanting a different ending than what they got which you know. Let them think whatever but pretty dark. Wanted over what we think listen. That's the ending that they gave us. I'd be like well. You know chris. Or i would be terrible. But at the same time he'd be like damn they went there. You know just what it makes sense. No it doesn't but overall great show. Yeah love limited series. Like kate winslet. Amazing i wanted to address the fact that your sisters in the room. Because she's covering her ears when we start talking about the finale but then she uncovered them because she realized she wouldn't be able to hold them not long yet crack shall in for her. She is our intern for the summer. So she's here. Which is lovely. And we got devon who's been Devon works for us. She works for caller. Daddy she does devon's a bunch of shit all over the place she's doing it all But we all are in this room now. Yeah and it's funny. Because we i got four girls in his room and no is just in the corner and i can tell before we were doing the show. The four of us can shut the fuck up when we were talking about handbags and i got a video of no just like it could be a long summer. Travel try to chime in and go along with it and then at certain point on like how much go for one of those bad boys they cost you like related like oh yeah i buy watches a guy. You spend money on. Watches really nice contribution. Today was It was making me laugh but we're happy to have very hot on my but can't talk loud. We could hear screaming. Thank you definitely. Want to get high in their near perfect We have a long show for everybody today. Not many topics though. We got a really long game of trivia was a lot of fun. We also have a great interview with luan from real housewives of new york and we are going to talk about the friends reunion. Because that's what everybody's talking about this past weekend so let's get into it. But i actually wanna mention real quickly. We did see what other people were doing this weekend. Even though fran and i weren't doing anything we saw matching tyler out there ladies doubleday in montauk the two of them. We all knew that one one gets in a relationship. So does the other. The i was no way one of them was going to be single while the other was in a relationship. They both need to be in a relationship at the same time. It seems absolutely. I think rachel and camilla will both be able to bond and be like ha. We're always gonna be but we're the real third wheels you know then they'll laugh and but the pictures like that a good time. I'm only saying because. Rachel already made the joke. She's like commented on what matt's photos of the two of them being like. I'm the media permanent third wheel so the photos of them are cute that they look how i still think. People are surprised about camilla. And he's she's been around for a while they've been they've been. I think people didn't realize tyler girlfriend. The i think one hundred percent is different. Yeah definitely and man. Rachel one hundred percent fully back together completely. It seems yeah good for them as long as they're happy that's how i feel about it. I'm really waiting to see matt and rachel on his citi bike in new york. Everybody sees them on a city by new york. I don't see anybody sharing or by york. No no city by separate and providing had to clarify for the. That's a good clarification. She could be on the move yet to person city by tandem bikes. Or she's sitting on the front. Yeah cume you could do that. Yeah dangerous instead extremely dangerous. I refuse to ride a citi bike in the settle. Yeah yeah they made me nervous. I a lot of people do it. But i just think that if i it's like i think people they see them in there like i'll just hop on quick and get to where i'm going. You don't have a helmet one time ain't got into a legitimate like a real deal fight because i wouldn't ride a city. Joe wants me to win. Todd like didn't talk for the rest of the day. It was lovely. Show up at my destination sweaty. I don't like you you like. Oh we can citi bike dinner. Although the city bikes be less what if you saw bike to dinner in the summer than walking to like. I'm talking about an air conditioned car like it's like far like it's far enough where you can't walk but you could citi bike or you could just outgoing dressed up. You want it just too dangerous for my liking like i said you get on. You don't have a helmet you just here. Yeah yep bikes in the city. Dangerous and people fly on those things and people are crazy with their marsh. All right. let's get to the show for safety. I sometimes lets get into the show starting with the friends reunion. It's the day back from a long break. And i'm feeling lazy. Okay i'm thinking about what am i gonna eat when i get home. I don't know i don't feel like cooking. I don't feel like going to the grocery surround for like doing any fucking thing in the entire world. But i do know what i'm gonna do. Because i have a solution and his daily harvest because daily harvest in my freezer. I got the flat breads. I got the harvest bowls. I got smoothies in there and just five minutes. I'll have myself a meal. 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Yeah it was really nice. Though it was. It was longer than i thought which i liked. Who felt like a movie. I also thought it was put together. Really well ben winston directed at he's great and like i liked the to kind of jump doll around and you've got a little taste of everything. And they were playing games and talking about old scenes and then you know there were so many random things of you're like this doesn't make any sense. Like david beckham kit harrington You know justin bieber was in a fashion show dress. Armadillo like carrot. Yes she was and she was armadillo. Right yeah yeah yeah. Just was just potato Yeah it was just sputnik. It was just like really cute and and it's funny because everyone's like oh. They're so happy to be there. There's going to be there and everyone's like yeah. No shit got over two and a half million dollars each at least two. They're right. i mean the whole thing was was so funny and nice. And i think matt leblanc was my favorite part of the whole thing because he was loved him loved every second of him. He was so happy to be there so happy cracking jokes. He remember much yeah. He was cracking jokes. Left and right and he just seemed genuine. Him and david schwimmer. Actually seemed genuinely very happy to be there. They seem like they really enjoy tellers company. Obviously people talking about matthew. Perry people were concerned about matthew berry. Throughout the whole thing knows like the whole time you were like i just want matthew perry to be okay. I think i think he got some new teeth or something. I think he was hina and he was laughing joking. I think maybe people are so used to his character. Friends that when you get matthew perry you're like where's the charm. Where's the spark any kind of felt like he was being a little bit of a sour puss. But the other like. David schwimmer and matt leblanc. They kind of seem like they're characters or lisa. Kudrow was also acting that way. She freaked out over the bug. It was like very phoebe moment. Jennifer aniston by the way seems like the sweetest person to work with. She is so thankful and appreciative of every single person that they talk about. And it makes you even more. Because you're like she doesn't seem like a diva at all. It seems like she really cherishes everything that happened. Her on that. Show courtney cox as well. I mean all of them. I was i i was like. Why james corden hope hosting this. I i don't know why. It's because ben winston benjamin's i agreed with you on. Yeah i agree with you on that. It definitely was just like an inside job. Yeah i'm not gonna be like. Oh my god. I loved the fact that james corden was hosting. It really didn't yeah and yet it could have been someone else. It also was kinda irrelevant to me one through your ideal host be. I really don't care less. I'm saying like it was relevant to me. It could have been anyone. And i really ben. Still guess ben. Ben stiller was on friends. Yeah no yeah. I wish paul rudd was there right. I was thinking not paul rod. He didn't he didn't quite make it there. I thought maybe like a cameo or something like he was a major part towards the end. Phoebe and mike or still together right. And you know what i loved because we saw the headlines about david schwimmer and jennifer aniston talking about the crush that they had on each other and i actually think it is so smart what they did because the tension and sexual chemistry that people have before they act on. Anything is so much stronger than when people actually act on it so the fact that they just like yeah and made wrote rosser away about but exactly because when they were acting as ross and rachel they were probably like oh my god i wanna be with this person so bad the i can be as raw as ross and rachel but it's probably not the best idea to be as david gen right and they didn't have any like there was very funny stories. They told him moments that we haven't heard about but that felt like something that they have been holding in for a long time and agreed like all right. Let's share that like the time to do it. Let's share it. Because i think like cornea said it to you know when they were all getting emotional towards the end like they'll never do that again like once you have that reunion and you talk about everything you have these moments it's like you don't you don't do that again. This new moments or you're gonna come up with that was it. That was the moment. And yeah i just like kind of more about matthew. Perry like the. I think too that he has stalked about the pressures that he has just kind of always fell in his life to be really funny. You know and i think that cast is so great that like there was always his moments. Where i gotta step appear and they were filming the show and he talked about kind of like that insecurity like always like really wanting to make people laugh and they and that's also seem like something he'd never really told them they were all like. Oh even we know that i okay. So maybe you know he's been he's keeps more things to himself and we know. I struggled a lot when they were filming. That show so. And i really do think i whatever. The teeth situation was played a major because it kind of sounded like he had gotten dental work done like he had like a like a list kind of situation but it was just so nice to see them all together and everybody really loved matt. Leblanc like matt leblanc. Everybody realized that would be the moment but just him. Legs cross arms crossed sitting back in the couch against become a medium. Now of just like your your favorite uncle or like your. It's either every turned into something different. You're irish uncle. You're italian uncle and it's like just like the picture of him leany back like being. So that's why you decided to do after graduation really funny so you make money off that your blogger your bloggers money off and you might mimics. That was really funny. It's very funny matthew. Perry is also on record talking about how he doesn't remember at least three years of filming friends so that could also be something where you're at a reunion. People are talking about things that happen behind the scenes trend. Everything's a little fuzzy for you and also a little triggering because you don't remember shit you thinking about the dark time went through during that so i wish people would lighten up on matthew perry because i feel like they one person says something. Which is the internet. Always one person's something hive mind mentality. Everybody runs with it. So there's one headline that matthew perry's not well and then everyone's like matthew berry can't be doing great yes i we'll just let him be either way. It was fantastic. I thought i thought it was good. Length new long not too short and hit all the right spot was funny emotional and it filled the void. You know yeah that's it we can. We can close. It was a good. I wasn't very good wrap. It was very good. Close the book on friends and also if you if you have not watched the fresh prince reunion. Watch that because i feel like i wasn't talked about as much as the friends reunion. And it was really really good rush prince one so they've been doing them really well and like you said it was a good way for them all to just wrap it up and you are getting the funny like justin bieber in and haley being there and just the love that people had for the show like a like you said it was very tear inducing the entire time you have all these regular people from all these different countries talking about how much friends meant to them and who was like. Oh my god really. Yeah i know really hit me. And i was sobbing when they were talking about. They don't need. They don't have friends and they feel like they have a guys why god was yes but also beautiful at the same time. I was thinking i was like. Oh maybe seinfeld with do a reunion. There's literally no way like all those on that one time right now the all never ever set up like all those people would say. Fuck fuck reunion. Why no likes coke ever but it's for everybody who loved friends. I think it was very satisfying. 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Zoom we got alex and quinn. Welcome to the show ladies. Welcome to beat ria and fran. Thanks for having us. We're excited to be here. And what is your pop culture expertise each of you. Which would you say you shine. I feel like i know more. Bravo stuff I know more tv movies and news to of all right covers a lot of nice split and we'll see you guys can back it up. Tell everybody the rules stuff to friends. Amazing okay all right so we are gonna play best fifteen questions. Whoever has the most points at the end will be the winner We will have opportunity to steal if the other team gets their question. Wrong and to determine who goes. First noah will select a movie and we all have to guess the ron tomatoes score. And whichever team is closest. We'll get to go first. And we all get one guest each so when you guys can start and the mom ashley oh i was going to say camera show to me personally. I think it's unfair that the two guests have to start first so we should bounce then friend. Okay yes just like that. Yeah because they think that we're gauging our scores off of them. I saw those massive. Yeah yeah. I feel for like the house very particular because we haven't won every single why. I actually don't even know if we want any but let's do it that way. So noah what is the movie okay. Today's movies finding nemo no good choice. Good choice someone suggested. That's me. I can't the name thome. Sorry shout out to whoever okay so one of you can go first and then we'll alternate shirt so i feel it was really popular when it first came out i was gonna say like seventy nine point ninety one. That's actually what i was gonna say. Really league holy shit. I was ninety one or ninety two. I'm minister ninety three. Oh ho boy now do i do i just go. Hi now because like go nine. Ooh noble what if what if it's higher than ninety three. I think i should go higher. Okay i'm gonna go ninety six ninety nine. God you know what that was actually made it easier for us than before. Okay ninety. I knew it was close to perfect. I feel like who who gave finding nemo a bad review. Really ellen has ever done. I was kind of funny though. Damn all right. Let's start thinking of wrong. Did have her moments. Let's not she didn't have any yes. I'm finding nemo rose. Yeah apparently apparently kid is an all time. Yeah but those are credit to those children. Okay first question. First question and i like we have multiple questions today that are international which i shadow to a e from argentina. Well okay cool. Love that all right so this question is to reinforce what was name of the scooters used in zoe wanna one. Oh the drinks were the was the blitz right or whatever why am i i just keep thinking of pair stuff you know. Because they all went pairs the pair phone and they don't even have the pair phone. And i was like carly right hand seconds. I don't remember. I don't remember either. Let's say it had to be a play on razor glazer glazer. What's crazier something. That rhymes with blazer to alex and clinton ideas. I can't honestly sounds right like something that all right open i listen to. I don't know why. I have no idea. It's okay. zoom zoom also incorrect. The correct answers jet x no. I'm not okay. Like i'm not even having an aha moment. I know i would ask genetics. No nothing total blank still tied at zero shout argentina. all right. This question is now to alex. And clinton which one of these disney channel shows had the most episodes air. A hannah montana. Be sweet life. Zack and cody see lizzie. Mcguire d with place not as mcguire. That was like only two seasons news because they had like the spinoff. Does that count as sweet. Life is acting coach. Because i was with on are- including up on deck. It's we're just doing the kodiak. Montana i'm like ninety percent. There's a lot of seasons dr wizards officers. Can you repeat the auction. Sorry a hannah montana. Be this we live is acting cody. See lizzie mcguire. Wizards of waverly place ten. Okay sure we'll know. Only time's up place. It's gotta be weight. Loss dis was waverly place. I knew that confidently the second. I'm sorry so confidently. I couldn't wait to get it out there the second all time. The number one is finish finnish firm. Yup yes all right one. Nothing rian friend is questioned three charlotte emily from cleveland. Ohio showed last question. Now katy from houston. Thank you thank god you. Nothing's worse than like getting your question. And then i want actually emailed me credited the wrong person for their top off then. Emily from cleveland. Her question is and peter. Webber season of the bachelor to is the artist victoria f previously dated that performed on their date. Chase rice friend. Do forget for no. I didn't i have come to it. But for some reason chase yacht. Like i got bright young like i got confused there with the express lanes sound right to me but it came after you said it was like to nothing. Rian friend this questions to alex and clinton showed stephania walked in. That's scare you guys on my talk every question. Wrong after that stephania from tacoma washington which of these actors did not appear in the movie easy. Hey amanda bines be. Sarah see lisa kudrow these stanley tucci lettuce so more stanley tucci. Michael sarah tunechi highly recommend jazz. Travel show around early on cnn. It's also the rapist and lovely bones. Brea can't shake that now. I can't it is good movie though you've got to watch i don't yeah that's good movie. I know it's like one of those ones that you just like. I don't wanna watch that. They wanna bring me down far too many marley and me for me. I never never watch. Marlene never yeah okay. It'll just teaching your to you know Ran for two one. This question is to them. What song did kevin. James infamously danced to in the movie hitch. Yeah usher yeah. Yeah is that is that a little john. Orsha and lil jon usher in little john. Yeah exclamation point. Yeah yeah. I've never seen what i knew that i didn't never wanted to bring that to you. It's a tough talks about it all the time and i've actually like i feel so betrayed right now. I know i just never knew the right moment to tell you right and fell wrong references. I've made to you and you just pretend like you understood by i. I get the references. Because i've seen bits and pieces i have seen. Bits and pieces of it even mendez. But i do. I don't remember watching it from start. Also fun fact that. I found out that he came up with on. So what's the answer. I i is. This is it. Yeah yeah is one yet. Yes yeah yes point usher in little john. I loved all right. I'd i didn't know when the right time to tell you us if feels never like you never like all the time that's on v. On when i say. I've never seen something. I have seen it when i was way younger in passing like my dad had it on tv. And i saw like bits and pieces of it. But i've never sat down start to finish and put on okay. Albert brennaman described like growing up. Like when people would ask you what my favorite movie was kitsch just friends and the rest now. I want to punch us up there. But that's not i don't know i'm will. I be able to continue. I know i. It was a wrong time to tell you. Yeah right in the middle of the game on my head out of the you were looking at me for confirmation and if i sat there right then john said and then later on in life told you. I've never seen oskar that would have been worse watching this week next question. Let's get with this show. We're going international again. A shadow teresa from israel. Ooh this question is to alex. Quinn fifth harmony had two other names during their time on. X factor named one of them got Maybe it's like a fifth if something else if you don't know yeah i i don't watch it okay. We're to go with melody. No no no i. I have no idea something. I didn't i. I did watch some x factor but not enough to danny cain. Is it like five five chicks. Wait let me let me throw a real gus out there. So the fifth harmony. It has nothing to do with fun okay. It doesn't well now. You're giving got it wrong. we're never gonna get it. Oh it's over questions over what's either lila's or fourteen thirty to just the number four would have never guessed thing is kinda hard one but i. I did think it was cool. That's us from israel so great question. I however good thing. They won't with fifth harmony. Those other names suck. Oh yeah yeah 1432 seriously all right still three one rian friend in this question is to reinforce shadow allie from pittsburgh who are the following was not a cast member on. Snl a julia. Louis dreyfuss be melissa. Mccarthy see robert downey junior. Deep bill murray. I wanna say relegates. Most mccarthy in robert downey junior c on us and bill murray bill murray being thrown in there like part of me says one hundred percent on snl so then the other part of me is wow did they sneaky. Throw bill murray in there because it seems like definitely be on us now seconds. I just don't remember. Melissa mccarthy ever being like cast like a part of the of the pass meant yeah. Let's go melissa. Mccarthy be melissa mccarthy right we would have known if most of mccarthy was yeah. 'cause he's played sean spicer but she wasn't yes he was a cast member and also like gilmore girls. She wasn't honest. Well yeah and she's more like an actor. But robert downey junior was a cast member once he's like nine hundred eighty two. Okay so i'm melissa. Mccarthy's our yeah. Yeah i would have no rationale correct correct reasoning there. Good good that's how you educate guests. Yeah four one rian friend. Shut up brook from champaign illinois champaign in hannah montana miley had to choose between either or jesse what was the iconic scene that helped her decide who did shoes and who did she end up choosing. Oh my god. She was riding her horse. She was riding horse and she was singing that song many times. I've watched this episode. I know i think. I want to say you know inches riding a horse interesting. All the question and hannah montana miley had to choose between either jake or jesse. What was the iconic scene. That helped her decide to the choose. And who did he end up choosing ten seconds. I thought she was on stage or something when she was deciding between the guys. Yeah you need the scarf she does. She does whereas now questioning. Yeah and then. Maybe the horse thing was when she was like sad about something else. Final answer she. She was on a horse and she chose jake right. No jesse jesse. But that's not. The question was who did she choose was that was the scene owes part of class. Yeah okay okay okay. Okay that's incorrect. So she's sitting in her room and the pictures she at the two pictures and the pictures their lows blows and the picture officers. Jake ryan comes as she sees she goes whoa and she was like disappointed that it was jake and she goes to tell jake and he was like oh no no. It's opposite. sit it's opposite jesse. Because she wanted to see photo lands yes and then she was disappointed that it was jesse because she wanted and then and then jake opens the door and he wasn't me and she's like and she run into his arm. Yes she picks jake. Yes but it was. Just jesse's photo landed in her hand and she was disappointed so she went with jake so i actually writing their horse involved. That might the violence. Because she's all she's sad about something like i don't know why ordinary girl this answer that i have from brooke. She was sitting down outside. And then augusta went opened her doors and a picture of jake fluent or her lap. She ended up choosing jesse. Because when the picture of jake valentine labs just wanted to picture to be of jesse but you said well we opposite the opposite you said headshot landed on her on. Her lap was jesse but she wanted jake. The that's wrong either. I think we're right. We're right or wrong. She definitely picks jake. One i remember with jake throws door because you called ismi like did you make an a like did you decide. Is it me and as you run are. I was rooting for jesse. Because for some reason. I had a crush on jesse every member we go. Hey tell me. Yes tells jesse and jesse's like it is a me. Yeah and they're sitting on the stage he could be young stage seen. Yes yeah so so broke. Come on so point for us. Know we said that's correct. One hundred percents uses jake. It's not even the clintons. Breaks up with jake jake's cheating yes yeah yeah. Yeah jake's cheating and just she ends up dating jesse at the end anyway then does but now in that episode. She picks jake. Okay okay so the score is five. One reinforced tough question. Five hundred and friend and this question is to reinforce kayla from unknown unknown in the movie friends with benefits. Which actor and actress made a cameo as neil kunas in justin timberlake's ex love interest in the beginning of the movie. Emma stone yes. Emma stone and then i just watch this and it's not it's not the snowboarder. He's also in it but it's not him right. Don't even know his name disrespect. I don't know why am spatial his name sean way but he is also in that. But it's emma stone and meal kunas and They're going to a the mayor concert at one of going to air concert. Final answer i saw coming to me either. God damnit guess or nothing. No i can't even give you a name. Okay it's alex. Twin guy is really big. Remember that who was on my god since we no. I have seen it and it's like one of the few movies that i think. Oh my god. Let's make an educated guess like fitness at the time. Five six on random after new gets to crush me. I know it's emma stone and we just say sean sean. It's andy sandberg. Yeah yeah yeah. That was a good. Come to me that hurts. I think maybe if i thought about it a little bit longer what yeah to to to do time for a commercial break credit karma has always been there to help you make better financial decisions and now they want to help you even more with a credit karma money spend account you can be rewarded for good money habits credit karma. Money is their brand new checking account where you can win cash reimbursements for making purchases when you use your credit card debit card. You can win. Daily instant karma purchase reimbursement items up to five thousand dollars. 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See rules bidding services provided by mvp beg inc member fdic maximum bounds and transfer limit supply. Still five unrein friend in this one is tell and clinton i'm gonna play alive from movie and you tell me but movies. Do you like apples. Yeah number there max all the time you know what's so just like conic line that you know is an iconic line because everybody makes that reference. But you don't understand the reference but you know like you know it's a reference now mad that i said i know movies really clearly. Is it like again. Do you like apples. Yeah number to save you. Guys gotta start making guests. Even if you don't know you got something out throwing throw any movie out there. I can't i literally can't think of anyone on every mini. Not you know what. I was gonna guess my cousin vinny so i respect. I think i there is an accent. I think it's boston. I wanna go goodwill hunting or something like that. I don't think it's good will hunting. No because i think i remember society or billion pounds like demon. My dad always says this. And i feel like it's not a good fellas knock goodfellas. I feel like you would have chosen a different line from goodfellas goodfellas. Is it like taxi driver. Something like that go ahead. I'm just going to say that. Yeah incorrect it's good will hunting. Oh you bitch. I knew it was going well. Hunting fucking ben and matt. Damon's voice how do you like them. Apples they all laugh Shit i should have fought harder on that one. Yeah i'm so nothing to say you just. It's been knife pretty lame. See you're like you're in. That really went on everything you know. It's not good but she was. Like i would remember i was. I just thought. I would have remembered that i've only seen good will hunting. Like honest time movies. i apologize. That was really bad by me the whole harvard scene. Yeah diner how do you like. Yep yep yep. Oh i mean matt. Damon also has a very distinct voice. Yeah you know. I'm really embarrassed. You should be listen. We all have those those questions. Remember boom boom pow yup. Listen was it happened it happened. Oh my god oh my god. I'm so bad. I was so locked in and i'm so not all right. Let's go on with the show. We live and we learn sometimes players strike out brush. Sometimes they hit home runs. Also that was. That was from emily from south. Shore mess so that would have given the show. Also i was smart. That would be like no. It's gotta be italian. 'cause my dad says it all. I'll say i'm pretty sure that was a boston. I hate myself. Because i'm so mad at myself. Okay all right moving on all right. What actresses name. This is to ran france. Yeah what actresses name is a famous lyric advanced joy song riptide sack questioning what actresses name is a famous lyric. Advance choysong riptide. My mom got this question right interesting. I don't know i've been to advance. Roy concerts stars dance. I'm i'm shocked. I don't i just realized seconds yes. Moonlight guy julia roberts. I i eddie davis. She's got bad. Davis is all right. Okay alex and clint. Can you repeat the question. Sorry what actresses name is a famous lear convinced joyous song riptide. I'm sitting in the song in my head. I can't Okay actors we have a song. let's go with five seconds. I keep thinking elevator. Kit roberts kunst incorrect and michelle pfeiffer michelle kwan closest to michelle pfeiffer that you've ever seen yes come on yeah come up to my mom. Yep got that one. That's a tough one. We're on a streak of sorry. I think it's because i couldn't. I couldn't think of the beat of the song my head that because the the moment in the song this song kind of stuff i kind feel like i was saying the wrong song at my head. No that's all right. So that's it right. Okay okay okay. I wasn't in the right. Okay all right. Lisa writes all right. We're going international again. all right. i hope. I'm saying this right. Modular from sweden. Cool all right. This is to alex. Yes in kilmer girls. I hope you watched. I really watching it right now. Okay in gilmore girls. Rory gets her first kissing the grocery store after thinking dean. What does she shoplift. Oh it's it's a vauxhall's it's like baking powder i think it's baking powder or baking soda. Soda comes into the one. That's what comes in the box yet. And i think it's baking soda. Yeah okay baking soda. Oh what sounded like. It was close. I think this is tough for me. I've never watched gilmore girls. So there's no way i can just throw anything in grocery store out there toothpaste by andre detergent. I don't know why. I wanna say beans can of beans. That's my final answer. I don't know why beans was the only thing i could think of. Cornstarch corn starch. Cornstarch very was really close. I'll give you that all right. Well been a tough one beads. Why was i should've never on beane. Should never said. I was locked in. Yup you got caught five one rian friend of questions to reinforce in show rata from cleveland. What actor slash is play the four main animals madagascar lion zebra draft hippo Chris rock chris. Rock david schwimmer right. Chris rock david swimmer. The lion is is cameron diaz in the no fifteen cents the the lion having james now jets. We got question thrown out chris. Rock final answer How the lion fuck i. It's not gonna come on. We got doctors names here chris. Rock david schwimmer. The cute hippo is Gone dot com. You austin feel who's in who's in it's complicated with meryl streep the guy. What's his name. Allen allan something alan rickman i think david chairman alan rickman. Who's the hippo. Who is that was. Yeah it is a. Why do i feel like it's like Julia roberts or cameron. Johnson can lead. Time is up julia. Roberts you okay. So david trimmer. Chris rock alan rickman. And then julia roberts it's fucking alec baldwin no rock. David schwimmer jada. pinkett smith. Why was i think out baldwin. That sounds right. But no yup ben stiller. Yup you're close by just like throwing out famous commuting. Would've been ciller if i were going. If we had unlimited time i was never jada pinkett. Smith was never know. Never always at the top of my brain though. Yeah yeah. I'm honest actor vaughn ben stiller your hand okay. That's a good question or two questions. Left both from cape from brooklyn so kate for the last two questions. This one is to alex and quinn. What are the two rival families names and cheaper by the dozen to tell you. Excuse yourself from the room. holy i am. I've never seen that neither and the just okay. That's what we're going with the bakers in the murtaza. Yeah no i loved you by the doesn't noise you made into the microphone on. Your mask was so close to the microphone so it was so loud. No i apologize. I am really acting up. History a game and i'd like to make a public apology for all the people listening. Who are going to be like reenacting up. Yeah and starring in a lot of questions wrong okay. Final question this one is to reinforce ran. Who are up six one. Which one of these tv shows to taylor swift guest star on a grace anatomy. Be new girl see parks and rec de law and order. Every actor known to man was on the saying a nanny be new girl see parks and rec you law and order. I don't think any of those first three law and order it's got to be law and order because it's definitely not choose never on parks and rec grohl. Yeah yeah let's go with law and order. D wow okay good. Allison quinn cancer. Get can you say the first three options it was parks and rec new girl in one new girl parks and rec. She was not on new girl. I just watch that. I don't think she's not grey's anatomy demi levato on graystown but i don't think she was so. I'm trying to think of when she would have been hertzen reckoning. Don't know what was the other one new girl freezing and then we'll go with grey's anatomy new girl was your new thinking you confidence. I just ran watched it in season two episode table thirty four. What episode numbers at Because i've no joke and watching. I like i've been putting on new girl at night and i watched three episodes from season to last. I and i feel like i would just this close to i. I didn't realize that she's in an episode of new. I just watched new girl. I feel like i would have remembered that. I didn't see her in the law and orders because everyone. Hey every body has been order. Wow she just like a new girl cameo interesting no seems like he's not just wanna make sure no. Yeah there is there. Is i see i see here. New girl taylor swift's family says i want to marry you. Playing in the audience for here should be. I've loved you since the first grade only without delay awake at night just about you in my journey. Yep yep i remember it now. It was a brief moment. Yeah all right. Well okay again. Tough game but a fun one. That was the hard question those questions a lot though. Good work and thanks. Thanks for how ya think like. It's funny because i feel like no is gonna get all these messages of like week week of beat them. We swear yes or confident that they would kill you guys so get along the show. I want someone messes you being like. They're they're going to go down. I want yeah okay yes. We're very confident. We appreciate you guys coming on and doing this with us. And that's another game of beat. Reagan fran guys father's day is coming up but you should be thinking about your mother's okay. I know nobody wants to think about this but has your to your husband. I'm going to get there. I just i know that just popped in my head. Like i kind of forgot that husbands can you fly. There's nobody that mom's like five fathers day. Yes for their husbands course. Yeah i was gonna get to that. I know i know upside. i'm just forgot. listen. I know this is uncomfortable. I everybody this is uncomfortable thing. And i gotta put it out there. If your parents are still together right. My parents happy thirtieth anniversary. They're probably not statistically the divorce rate is high so they might not be together. And i'm sorry in that case but my parents are still together. Okay and have been yeah. God bless. they've been together for over thirty years. Those to those crazy kids and my mom told me that she still puts out thinned. Honestly i'm thinking about my mom this father's day and i'm like i don't even know if you can do this by mom my mom on my dad's balls man. I don't know. Are they not a question. I wanna ask myself the question. My mom needs to ask herself about my dad. Just want to recommend this to her. And then just mama got a tool for you. And that's the end of the conversation. I don't want to know any other details about whether or not you need it. But i know some other people out there thinking. 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Okay everyone we are here with a special guests. Were here with landale. Seb's from real housewives of new york bron and only the one and only were on season. Thirteen of real housewives of new york. you know. We're on episode about five right now. So we're we're creeping in into the season. How's it going. Oh we did forget to say before we started. We did watch. Tonight's episodes this this airs tomorrow so everybody will have lots the episode to okay. Yeah that clarification clarification. But how's it going how are you. I'm great. i'm great. I'm spending some time in the hamptons and john enjoying some quiet time and enjoying the seasons airing and it's in the bag and And it's a great season. So i'm excited for the fans you know I think that you know having a new housewife is exciting on. you know. we're only five on the show this season. So it's like it's a small cast heels berry tight net and you know. I guess during kobe during covid black lives matter and matters and an election. Yup so it was crazy filming when we did on but at the same time i loved it because i had something to do something to get dressed for i had somewhere to go and i you know a lot of people can't say the same and so i felt very fortunate that i had these group of ladies that i could hang out with you know good or bad you know that point i was like i was like bring the drama. I don't care at this point. I just i just wanna see people. You know. Absolutely so So of course you know. There's always drama. There's always drama having a new person. You know So it's fun to kind of watched her feet wet and And i think that she makes a great addition to the cast. I don't know what. Luke carlson I have been loving it. I think it's great. I think like you said it's hard you are such a small cast. And then i think that because you ramona. Sonia have been such a close group that the three of you have been doing this for so long together that i imagine as a new woman coming in. It's gotta be. It's gotta be tough. And i do like i feel like ebony has really she jumped right in and was like i'm going to go ahead first and and try my best here and so far i like. She has done a really good job. Because like you said it's a small cast you like if you don't get along with two of them that's half the group exactly exactly. yes yeah. She's a strong woman. She's strong she's she's intelligence. These you know She's beautiful and so yeah. I think she's She's she's sitting right in definitely now. Obviously you've been doing this show time and you're watching it back now. How is it watching it back to the feelings change year after year. Does it get easier or is it kind of the same anxiety may be watching the show back. Are you know i I joan a lot of anxiety watching the show. Because i kind of know what's going down. Obviously the edits etc as different sometimes than you would have liked it on. So that's the only anxiety. Inducing garden shows like really. I said that. But i wish they would have put that in whatever So that's where the anxiety comes. From but i i've been doing it for so long. I remember the very beginning. Jilin i would. She'd want to watch the episode as soon as we got it and sometimes that would be like eight o'clock at night and i would say to her. I'm not washed that episode at night. No way is you know that i will sleep. All lighten wishing gone differently or that had gone differently or whatever so often and you know. I really try to separate myself from the show because i do have by my real life. You're not seeing my real life on the show. You just seeing a smidgen of my rolex the show so you know. I've got my cabaret show that i'm working on And you know morecambe this non alcoholic beverage which is on gotta be and elevated kind of sparkling Rosa which. I call thursday. I was gonna say it's supposed jay. Get drunk on volunteer a budget so anyway so you know my wife is i have children. I'm dating you know. I have a life and you know you get to see some of that. You know you see gareth on the episode and icy me try to fix up sonia during a pandemic. I mean to get a male in your house. Period was almost impossible. You know those those women should be so grateful. I had guys around. I don't think i saw any then. Bring a guy around you you i have not. I have not but a garth was a huge topic conversation. It was either. You know some of the ladies seem to love him. Sonia didn't really seem like she was happy for him to him to be around. But i believe on the episode or one of the episodes. You said you guys met on hinge yet and we met on a dating app and and so You know it was during pandemic you know and just to have male company in energy Was just amazing. At that point that you know to meet somebody new and During that time was already a big deal. Yeah and so you know. I enjoyed it. You know we we fizzled in that. We kind of says oh which is fine Because it was a good distraction during denic. Yeah definitely why. Did he five long blue eyed very anti matter. I will say. I'm watching him. Cook the curry and helping you guys out and it definitely seemed like he came in handy. Why do you think it kind of bothered sonia. Well i think sonya you know. I would like to be in a relationship. I think would like to have a boyfriend i they. Did you know that bothered her. And i think bothered her that he was taking up my time. Because sonya rita with luke that is true a little bit of jealousy. But you're but you're on dating apps you're are you on hinge or you know not anymore darling since pandemic's over i like to deal in real. Yes you are. We we saw the headlines on page six. You got a new boyfriend. let's hear about him. Well listen you know i. He's somebody i met while i was traveling and He's You know an x. Nfl player and you know he's He's tall dark and handsome. Yang and and and lovely. So you know. I just keep on stepping in girls. Don't ask. i have not asking any questions. I am just enjoying myself in I love that new introduced him to the other ladies. No no no. Nobody's met him. I mean i just happened to see. Joe's aaron who wanted to get together the hampton so i organized a dinner and i brought him along and jill ogden mills like. Oh my god. Oh my god. He's awarded yes and you know. And he's lovely and he's a tennis pro also so and we know how much joe's aaron likes to play jazz though that we do that we do now. I love that. You and jill are still so close like do you. Ever and i miss jill on the on the show a lot. Do you ever think that she would come back to the housewives. Well i've tried to bring her back many john. Dano last year it was halloween party right before he came over here for look inozyme always tried to bring jell around and ultimately. It's not my decision but you know. I'm always trying to To bring her back. Because i think you know she's an og and And i think she would be great. You know i. I'd like to bring a couple of girls back. I think of vivo would be great to have fat on you know dhirendra. I don't know if she'd be willing but he. I know of course during denier so close so we'll see what happens. Yeah do you ever wish that the cast is right right. Yep very true. Do you ever heartbroken for her. I felt heartbroken virgin workout with scott but she dodged two bullets. Yeah definitely definitely and we would all love to watch whatever. Her next chapter is as well so hopefully. That's something that she thinks about. Do you ever wish that the cast was more women because like we said. There's only five. Do you want more or you. Good keep small you know. I think it'd be good to have more women on the show because You know it's a it's it's a lot to carry by women. I think you know the more personality to have around the better. I mean look beverly hills where they like seventy s number. They help but i just think it adds a nice dynamic you have you know more cast members and you know i'd like to see some of the. Oh jeez coming. Back as opposed to new people right. I i agree with you that i like. I'm i miss them when they're gone and we did. Have you know this last episode and previous episodes. Heather has been back with you guys. She was on this trip with you in in the hamptons and we saw you all are brought up the podcast heather's podcasts. How did you feel about that. Because she was kind of like she. Kinda threw a dig at you and then was like i'm not backing down from it. Well i you know. I think that she wants to be a dramatic in terms of selling her podcast. Right right so you know so. She's bringing up old drama for me years ago and so for me. It's like. I let that stuff roll off my back because listen if i listen to every Thing that people said about me in the past you know. I wouldn't be sitting here so i just i feel like you know what i it so i i like swipes laughter writer will however you wanna call it when i saw this and then but the abroad. It's my attention and you know. She said some things that she shouldn't be saying because you know first of all they're not sure. Oh second of all She likes to pretty more than anybody i know. So let's Let's throw stones glass houses. And and let's not use lou ann to sell your podcast you know. Surely there's other people you can talk about And you know. I wasn't happy about it. Obviously and i you know i didn't. Everybody was jumping on her. So i was like you know. It's not all she knows it's not cool and you now and in the end you know she came to me was like i'm sorry i wanna be friends etc. I just you know for me if you you if you cross me once as they say you know Shame on shame on her across. Try shame on me. So i just feel like you. She crossed the line. You know. I have children inch drawing out things like this is not okay definitely and i think you know we both were laughing because you had a very funny reaction that got memed all over the place of ad you guys asking you know. Who was the guests in her saying. Carol it was like. Oh i hate the hate it was. It was hilarious so great. I thought it was so mean i looked at it it and i was like. Oh my god. You're so mean low. Here all has carol has been all cool and a a and and i think a housewife that you don't want to be who is a disgruntled housewives. After you know leaving the show would run. The troops never let show. She just didn't get as fat. And that's the reality and you know and she's been categorically saying bad things about me about whoever i don't care i don't follow carole radziwill but you know so. I felt like it was the moment to really kind of talk about how he really felt about her. And obviously you can see and rockville. Don't ask me over that. here's the thing though. Even though that might be like a mean phrase like i hate that bitch or whatever but when somebody deserves it. I feel like they deserve it right when i watch real housewives. I see you guys. Say you're like i hate that bitch. Carol know i gotta start talking like that again. You gotta start letting talk like that. They have to. I did read the book on manners and etiquette. So you know. I don't and it's it's you'll never see me. Swear or things like that so it was a little jolting gra me just came flying out of my mouth and you know. Sometimes you know for me. It takes a lot to preach me to the point of saying something angry like that. Yeah i mean it's really it's the last stop for me and so but i just feel with this woman you know that I kicked her off the train. Awhile ago and And once somebody crosses the line. Like that i just. It's hard for me to even go back and i think people can see that. I think you know if you just said that out of nowhere at about any person who didn't do anything wrong to you obviously have a different opinion but when you know somebody has wronged you so many times all right fly. I enjoyed carol. But you know now like you said. She speaks in a very negative way about the show and even like ashtrays comments. She said she. I saw she commented on instagram. After the you there are posted. Something about being on an episode and carol commented saying i suppose they have to have something to talk about on that. Show like you know so. There's a little digs laughable and not only just she bashed the housewives. Bashes andy you know. Yeah and that's not cool all not. Are you know. It didn't work out for you darling. Don't be disgruntled. it's just didn't happen for you. and you know to talk negatively. Just makes her look bad. Yeah not at the end of this last episode we saw kind of all of you guys get into a disagreement at At the table after painting that wonderful nude man and a and a kind of a little bit and ebony kinda and left the house and how did you feel after that conversation. And i look into you guys kind of mend it. But it's it's seemed upsetting in the moment it was it was. I felt terrible. Because you know i never want anyone to be upset. You know in my house. Yep you know. I'm a hostess i love to entertain i love to have you know to cook for my friends. Sing to my friends jokes. To my brothers why have a cabaret career and so for someone to feel comfortable here really was upsetting to me and on it was certainly not my intention. I just think that what happened. was it just. That was a major lack of communication and Once we communicate how we really felt because it just got heated and then there was no turning back. Yeah and that's why when she said i should leave was like you're right you know it's you need a time out. I need a time out. Yes so And i think people have to do that when things did he did. And you're not communicating in the right across the way or in a good way. I think it's good to take a timeout. Take a breather and think about it. And so that's what. You're going to see a turnaround. Is that you know we disagree. Then we come to the table and we talk and and then we kind of find ballots. Yeah yeah it's good to see that. Like france said it seems like you guys make up in the next episode so at least we saw preview we you know pi rival out of respect for ebony. I think she would say the same about me. And so you know. And i think that's how you gain Friendships that are long lasting. Which is even if there is you know not fight but a disagreement you instill Come to the table. Talk about it. And i think it just strengthens friendships. Yeah because you know. We're not always born to agree. And i think if you can get through that and respect for each other. I think that makes for long lasting relationships definitely because if you guys disagreed one time and neither of you can get over it then you would know. That's not a friend for me but if you can get through that then you're like okay. Then look how we can get through this. We can have disagreements and then come back together. Look house win. Sonia and ramona are like you guys sometimes are screaming at each other fighting and then five minutes later. You're kissing and making up like you know like are right out to the to the vineyard and sunday night. You know. Kiss and make up after. Oh i was so i was so upset with them but anyway i i love her so much yet no matter what she does i mean well listen to a certain extent yep Like i said you know for me you can push me really far but once you cross the line like that very hard to get me back and so on you. Would you know sunday when push me that far because we love each other. Too much absolute. You're not going to get to the point where you say you hate that bitch. That's never well. Obviously the world is opening back up. You mentioned the cabaret you mentioned. You're working on a non alcoholic beverage and you weren't drinking during the season and you're not drinking now assuming right you know And there's a lot of drinking going on yes so it's like it's like winning the You know the super bowl you know it's like to get through. A housewife season without drinking is for me. That's really i've Excuse me one second. Somebody just tried to calm here back. I feel like writing gets through the super bowl of housewife's an all stars. Yeah yes your guided for all stars though didn't drag on so it's really you know i'm living my best when i i ultimately feel better when i don't drink so it's not like it was i take it one day at a time. There is no you know. it's not perfection. Obviously but odd for me. I mean i'm I'm happier when i don't drink. And so you know so. That's where the idea came to make the elevated sparkling foes as because for me. There's really you know. I go out with friends. And i order a mantell in. It's generally sweet right. Not the right thing that i want. You know you're at the mercy of some bartender or mixologist. If you're lucky to have mixologist which we you know that's rare on tear their mercy and so i want something that you can order which has a great look on and where you can feel like. You're drinking right along with everybody else you know. And it's not a period and people go. Oh okay she doesn't drink. That's boring that you know that that fits in with everybody else. So you don't feel you know that you're you're not included and i think that's a great idea. Yeah no. I think that it makes you right when we saw. We've seen this season bringing it. You got a vineyard and it didn't so it's a nice accessory for you to have and you you know you mentioned all stars were so excited for all the pictures and everything we saw in the tech chai's all looked so stunning and beautiful. And i have to say. I'm curious who like who was the housewife. That surprised you the most. I don't know if you knew all of them beforehand. I didn't i didn't know kenya at all. I didn't really know kyle. We met a couple times. But we've never spent any decent amount of time together so to be indication with women who you don't know that well i mean reputation about it. Obviously i had heard. Kenya's a drama queen cynthia's mike girl. Yeah me also cynthia yeah. I love cynthia an so. I was really a little nervous about kenya and Not really kyle but You know again. I didn't know to recent that well and so you know. I actually had the best time on that trip. It was. I mean it was first class all the way i mean. It was private jets yachts catamarans. I mean. the house was unbelievable. And i really loved all of them. I mean they're all amazing women. I mean i can't say the same ramona. I actually get into it with ramona on this trip. Who did you get along with. The owner will always be remote. Yeah you know who. I really got along with the most. I mean outside from said the being a friend of mine I know melissa. Were probably theresa in kenya. The two that i was like worried about relate lumps that's amazing we are so so To watch it was like literally everybody's has live dream. Come true i think and we are wondering why didn't start sooner. We were like how do they come up with this idea. All right I think it's really special. Because you know not only do. We is it. It's not your typical housewives trip because we break down the fourth wall and we actually talk about what. It's like to be on our each of our franchises. So that's really cool. And that love really all i can tell you about that allows. We are so so excited and then what. Obviously the world is back up. Now what are your cabaret plans. Oh well i just I am just booking dates at fifty four below in new york girls ing. yeah I got about eight or ten shows at fifty four below. Who would love michelle. Not the we're inviting ourselves. If you wanna give us an invite. I forgot so not only during the pandemic filming during the sparkling. I have a new christmas song coming out. So i'm starting with christmas. Shows new york That beautiful that is our dream said not to invite ourselves to invite ourselves. Who would be at countess christmas show. It's just amazing is great. I know i'm so excited. I have the best director. I just got a new director. His name is richard. Jay alexander who is kristin chenowitz director. He is jammed director. Oh my god. I am so thrilled and i have. Billy stretches my musical director. Who was liza for twenty five years on so i'm one lucky lady because i really have the best in the business that are That are making my whole new. You know Cabaret show for christmas. We are so sad. That is great. I'm sure everybody will be so excited to hear that To wrap up. What can you tell us about the rest of this season where things go from here up or down or low. Well up down the ramona coaster. It's it's all happening Listen we had to get very resourceful. We couldn't really travel with kobe. You have to keep that in mind but the trips that we do. There's a there's a lot of action drama and thought stop you know. Look we were all going through such a really hard time that i think the season is really kind of a lot of fun. There's always drama but it's really fun and and you know i i think you'll say the same. I mean watching back these last five episodes till now it's like i'm really enjoying it during you know watching on us. Make the best of the worst time in history right. I mean whatever signs in history and So i'm really proud that you know we were able to pull it off because i have to give my hats off to production because you know we could not go the usual places then so there was a lot of red tape so nbc and our production team at shed. Media are really have been incredible during this really difficult time to make things work and So i'm excited for you. Guys the rest of the season. It's really good. It's really fun. And i think you know you'll be. You'll be surprised. There's some surprises free waiting. We can't wait all the leg all the theme parties you guys have been doing. Make it feel like you're traveling and it's been looked at for the fan. It feels like it's something fresh and new every week and you guys are technically in the same location so it is very exactly you know. From burning man. Yeah to breakfast at tiffany's to meeting nude men. Yeah yeah yeah. And i feel like they've done an amazing job across the board with all the front all housewives franchises. I mean just the fact that you guys were able to film during the summer or in the fall and whatever they have done an amazing job so we're so excited to watch the rest of the season you so much for joining us today and we can't wait to see you know what what happens in the winter with your christmas ratio zuri through. I would say no. I said i can't wait to see what happens in the winter with your christmas cabaret shows. Oh my god and you know everyone will know when where and how on on my instagram or on you know Compass around dot com tickets and everything else so enjoy the season ladies and thank you so much. Thank you land all right. That wraps up. Today's episode of chicks in the office. 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Kanye Dating, Armie Hammer Rehab, Friends & RHONY

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Kanye Dating, Armie Hammer Rehab, Friends & RHONY

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The juicy scoopers talk about the friends reunion finally got around to watching. It hurt a lot about it. Mostly i heard from my friend guy brenham. Who wrote immediately. Why does lisa kudrow look so much better than everybody else without me. Seeing it and knowing lisa kudrow who was my teacher at the groundlings knowing what she looked like in friends and assuming why she looks so good. Today i immediately wrote back. Shatter is a neuron under an higher way. A lid and a lower honor is done and probably a really nice facelift. And i was right because she had those bags. She had the bags but she did the right thing by not filling her face. Like courtney cox or even a little bit gymnastics even looked really good very you. Drake and said she looked the most similar to when they flash back with jennifer aniston but lisa kudrow did too because she she disagree with look. The most like lisa looked great. But she had the bags and we didn't know how to fix bags back in nineteen ninety-five. We didn't know that you could just fill it or do the surgery and put your own fat in it. We didn't now and so anyway. She looked absolutely. I think she looked at the pretty issues ever looked her entire life. I also want to say. I'm probably probably would have said to guy because she always looked old so now caught up with herself. She's in her pride. Old fashioned facelift. I'm listen old-fashioned facing where we're at hashtag old-fashioned facelift in the twenty twenties. Like get your filler than let. That should die out. It's a it's nice at worked out during the pandemic. Just let that fucking fish tag put a mattis on it now. Go and yeah and walkout reunion. Where oh my gosh okay. Let's talk about a real says. Look so all the girls. Jennifer aniston is still great. Courtney looked good. She's had some. She's had some hidden. Mrs with her face work. We'll do you remember when her agent will. I filled this into my head. Yeah someone went to her. And i assumed it was her agent because they always get that job and said you gotta stop because she was on a very dark path right and headed nowhere good. She was on the meg ryan path yet and her agent said i not only. Can i not get you work. I'm going to have to drop you. I mean i think so. I'm not even willing to keep taking money from you for any reason. I can't let you so her face did settle. She's still looking. Pretty skinny nice body. That looked great. I've actually looked pretty. Yeah ross obviously. What's his real name. David schwimmer key. Looked the best of the guys. Look the most similar to before. Yes joey adorable but turned into everybody's husband. That's that age out basically. Yeah it'd be. Peter's brother went crazy like had a little bit of a dad. Bod still super cute phase hot like like oh when you go to your high school reunion and all your friends have kept it together. All your girlfriends. And they've gotten some work done and all the dads are like they don't give a fuck they're married. They gave some pounds. They let the hair go grey or the cargo bald and you're like holy shit world trophy wife's now the thing the key is keeping the hair peters got the hair rock in. He's lucky matt leblanc gray. Like you can't but it's better than going bald and being dad bought in balding like whoa. We're out of here then. I don't know i could. I think a bald head is a great time bald head but only if they're buff exactly if there you've got him out to have the ball then it's like an added bonus a penis on the top of good body. Well then you're like you're so much testosterone your all your to to well julie. You've got ten show to heather shown to heather right now. Show your penises okay. Then then of course matthew prairie electoral perry what a bitter narcissistic fish. One night. we're at. I have a story that attest to what a nightmare he was on the show back then yet because he's like oh fighting kid joke fighting get a laugh at freak out and then even this one time that they were having their by the way everyone that ever went to a friend's taping and i went to one because my niece actually was on an episode. It would go on to one. Am on a friday night. Get there at five thirty. Be out by eight thirty. You could still go to like buddha tobacco and cosby and hopefully not be shot okay. But then it was like oh my god. You're at warner brothers. And then it would be really hardly like it was. They didn't want you leaving and they would do the scenes like they were such perfectionist which also pays off like you know the fact they cared that much loved it that much they would be talking to each other working on it changing lines doing a million different but even when they were like wasting everybody's time fucking up that once we're joey keeps up and then matthew perez and then of course i get on it because i couldn't have someone else getting a laugh. I'm like so my friend. Got a part on the show where she was like like a small coast are like she was an airplane. You know t- like ticket-taker whatever talking to and she got this big laugh and she told me the story and she was so happy and show me the story back when it happened like. How did your friends taping go. She has i. You know i got the partial to read for it and everything you know to be like the american airlines girl and she has this big laugh and then it followed by chandler's line which didn't get as big of a lot because she got the laugh it was written for her to have a laugh and she delivered it and she said he went off. Talk talk to the producers came back and they said okay now we want you to say this instead which didn't get a laugh and then that is what they used and that is what they used and so i had a similar story but what show is it. I think you told the story on my show. Didn't you have one where they changed your life. Oh it was it a recently on. We know she really did this happen to you. More than once that happens. I mean i have been guest starred on shows yes definitely changed the lines and for sure and i definitely did one recently where they did want they had the had me do it in different way and in a different way in a different way but it wasn't because don't know what their situation was but it wasn't from the coast star from the star getting up and being like i am. Yeah but it wasn't that it was more like. Can you try this and then improv and would get a laugh and then it would be come back again. It was somebody over there. It was somebody in the village that they didn't want you to improv. They wanted me to keep improving and doing those lines. But there was and then they'd laugh and then they would laugh and then they would be like can you just this time. Lose the word the and then it was just kept it was. Yeah but i've never. I've never experienced that. That all you know what story's coming back to right now is a curb. Know ellen ellen ellen had a sitcom yup oh this is abuse cubits covering okay. It's coming in its a religious experience. Elon had her Okay ellen had her sitcom yup and she would also get her patients done at this woman salon that she worked out. Okay so she you know. She knew her and And we see her in the hall. She wasn't her client which her halls and stuff and and anyway of friend was also a working actress so she went out for a part on the sitcom 'cause she was good at these smaller parts hidden it and she got the part and i don't get it. She gets her facials so building. Yes okay tour. Different pictures so like like my friend had seen allen said hello to ellen they had said hello and then she would go to her friend. Okay then she gets hired by the regular casting director to have this small part where she was like an auction or something on the ellen sitcom like the last season because of course the baller facialists also an actress. Yeah yeah they stars and she's supposed to have these lines everything and then she sees alad and she says she and then she goes. Oh so great to be on the set today you know. Just how do i know you. And she's like i work at the facialists place and you go to my friend irma. Or whatever and i and she's like oh and it was very weird and then all of a sudden they rehearsed at the table. Read all the stuff other to film it and they say We actually don't need you to be in and makeup anymore because now we're going to hear your voice and it has nothing to do with you it just you know the way the show is we're running late. We're just we're not need to have you on camera. You're just going to be the voice of the auctioneer so she's pretty heartbroken. It's the last season. Helen is already come out as a lesbian. Like this is a season. Everyone's watching so she's pretty heartbroken and then about a week or two later she gets a call saying yeah ellen wants to come in and get a facial with you and she said no thank you. Wow what what what what. she's like. no. I can't figure out what was ellen's deal. We don't really know we don't know what that was now. Could've been at had nothing to do with it. It was the producers. She later felt badly. Thought let me have that girl. I know and it just kept going going going on. It could have been that and she was doing everything perfectly. Fine had no clue just like she had no clue what was going on with their staff. But i know there was something about. What are we doing hiring facials to be on my show. I'd ask you what i think it was. And then she was a little bit. Like i don't like that. You know me in this other life and i'm just annoyed by this and she writes that why the fuck is a facialists working on my show that don't worry we'll just have the voice. She won't be part of it. Someone solved the problem for then afterwards. I don't think she felt bad. But i think she was like. I'm going to humiliate this girl and be like. Oh she and she said something. She's like what are you doing here like. Why are you something to the effect there. It was like why is the facialists in actress on my show she she was gonna lose control of the narrative of lake who she is on the set and then who knows how she is in her private life going to your face. It's come. I'm going to keep me up tonight. I will figure it out and then how what if it was. She wanted to malicious elizabeth. Did she wanna get with her. Did she get with the other facialists do what she means the other facialists. She didn't want that rumor to get out. Get a facial with her and stop the rumors because you know and then like weird look on her face he said and then the salon place which i don't wanna say the name but was just like what do you mean you don't want to do l. No my friend who is a you know older than i was and always been greatest greatest great advice and so she was like fuck off. You don't just think you know you know what i mean. When you see the the universe tells you it's like That came from her. You just know oh. Let's go back to the friends. What did you think of the whole thing in general how they did it and everything. I thought it was like soups corn cheese. And i'd say i was glad you we had to watch it for you like like. I watched it this morning. And i was like. I'm so glad that i had to watch because it was an assignment. Not there's a little tedious for me to to be honest getting pretty bored. I was like. I was glad that i that i got to see it. 'cause i would not have watched it Yeah and also. I never really watched friends the actual sitcom okay. We know who all. Yeah yeah did you watch it. I didn't watch it as religiously as some of my friends did. Because i was actually doing the rowling theater and whatever night it landed on for like two years i was in class at night. Two or three of the hot years when they started to like bone each other were the years that i wasn't home to watch it and i didn't. Dvr's were invented. And i was like. I missed it mike from yeah oh me about it and But of course lisa kudrow was teacher. I adored her and she always was such a normal person. She's like still married. Had the one son like is friends with everybody. And i just think and i did feel like. She was a little bit on in her own place. Like when you when you watch it. They're like oh they were all equal. But i do feel like they show kind of had her own thing. She was a few years older than i am. Not a lot but like three or four years older than them. See more grounded more grounded. She seemed like the coolest one of the bunch. Yes like being like not such thirst bucket. Yeah like the level of first bucket. Not to say i'm not or whatever but like it was like they're they're adder timer. Now oh yeah when there were few first of all joey also most delightful most of them. Yeah and back then too. I should have. We'd love to show on showtime. What was that show episodes episodes. Brilliant if you've never seen. I'm telling you watch it and it's so funny. He was still on the ball funding. I thought like you didn't use. I live part within the she was like. You didn't use to knock on the door. He's only on the reunion just like little things. I was like. Yeah it's because he's still working. He seemed like a very very fun person to be around. Yes and but they were sitting you know when they played the game. Yeah they were all sitting there and then it was just like that's where the thirst early and ascendant corny cox and whatever and they're all sitting there and david schwimmer is. Okay you guys. are you ready. And they're like. I'm like okay here. We go okay. This these are the these are the topic. You know friends yeah hunting. Oh walking on the street. Oh my like giulio. He's six when like people like real like there's like buckets are even actors like those feel like. Hey aso you're talking more like yeah. Cool no i live in burbank. Where do you live. And then the minute they say action in the person might not even have any lines and the minute these actions are like they can't even just sit your mother like they get a thing. The can't always caught. Were just having a scene where i'm just listening to you talking and i'm going to do listening acting. Listen rather than be like even drinking. Let me let me drink this. I'm gonna do drink acting. I would have for a friends episode. Where jealous of your niece or no. Oh no i still have you choose like four. No i would be jealous. Even facialists had be like no. I don't know so we're casting. Your friends was a teacher like teacher at a director of it and if he was your director. You're off black. You're going to get at least one on friends like the with. He was at is job. Easy right here taker waitress mom so but all the years i never got called. Finally i got called to go out for some part with like a last minute. Thing to warner brothers like you. They'll tell you right. Then because you gotta get rehearsal now to the show on friday. And i went and it went really well as they're like okay. Susie marian jenny you guys can go heather and katie. Can you guys stay. And i'm like oh gosh between me and katie. Okay this i got this. I'm dying dying and they're like come back out and they're like okay. So katie. their participates katie. She's to go. Which means i got the part right. Okay so here comes the girl that was late. Oh the last check. Best friends with the casting person and like So sorry i'm late by going. Is the laughter through the door And then you have allegation there. We know that you didn't get the part that would this didn't cost you for. Yeah it's a lot. And i don't think any and so Oh there's no chance that's been like breaker leg lay between now and two o'clock right okay. So anyway But yeah i. But i love hearing about how the show came about and how they like picked everybody why it was so important so then looking up to get a photo you know just to kind of have you guys be able to look at this. I said i the first thing that came up with friends. Reunion director addresses lack of diversity in this special setting the cast is the cast so of course you know what it was happening. People were like. Why are there no people of color on their show in the coffee shop in new york new york city. Exactly i mean even back people like some aisha tyler to be ross's girlfriend at one point and he said what they said was good was look. There was no conscious decision. We saw people of every race religion. Color these were the six people we cast. 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We won't stop t shirt with your nineteen dollars. Monthly donation visit saint jude dot org slash. Wants stop now to donate today. Thank you for supporting saint judkins for one girl and literally i mean that's that's right that's right and i'm sure there was one woman writer for a reason they work. Because it's not just acting is chemistry. I mean even an ided sobriety day. But when i heard was on this famous set if the whatever the number paramount it's with a stage cheers was where i want to say even like i love lucy so this is the lucky set this. You know you're going to have twelve years of show so we set but it's old and there's not big dressing rooms or anything. I didn't know that so. We're filming all week till you take that day. And i'm like in this room that's about this size with the you know with kelsey. The brother the you know the two girls rossignol the old man and everything. You're talking about their weekends their husbands. Who what they're doing. Oh could you give me that number of the cater. They're all sitting like sitting with them and like how is it. This big stars don't have their own dressing rooms and then i'm like no. That's why the show's ahead write. Because they actually like each other. They're actually working together. They see each other on weekends. They talk to all these shows. Now you know getting your trailer and you know be separate and you have your own thing. And i need to have this. I always remember. The story of the story is that joey went to all of them and said they were in negotiations. Thought was ross. No it was. Joey okay Matlock and he said this story come in everybody. And we're gonna. We got to negotiate altogether. We'll make more this way. I also kept them together. He'd be resentful resentful. You'd be folded because you were jennifer aniston. Who is getting movies every summer. So you're like okay. I guess. I better just take one hundred thousand. You have been there. She's getting a million. But i don't wanna be kicked off and like all that goes on by doing it this way and really getting what they deserve. Yeah totally deserve what they got. Look how big the show is and how long wet and these people are like. Yeah we better take it down because we might be matthew perry. We've jennifer aniston but we also might be matthew perry better take our money why we can take right. Joey new because he was like jennifer. Aniston's with brad pitt. I'm going to get much more if she comes in and says it has to be favored nations or whatever. Yeah and i loved that. That's what i really and i knew this anyway. Just over the years that they said. I knew that the girls eight together every single day no matter what they never got like because the minute us one thing comes between you and you let some awkwardness. Put you in separate rooms. You'll never get it back. And they just yeah no matter what went on they just face it every day and they just ate lunch every single day and the turkey. The turkey chopped salad every day. And no it's true because then it's like if two people go off and start talking show whichever on shows like that and it is like a little. It's like a rotten piece of fruit. It a little cancer and it's just not true. You can kind of tell too sometimes. I know i was on a set once where i was like this toxic. Yeah everyone here talking. Everyone here talks. Like i don't fight on. This is us like mandy moore. And i don't know they like though the blind items will say mandy. Moore hates the guy. That's her husband. Which i don't watch that but i couldn't now 'cause i just be that'd be so in my mind. And she has like feuds with people on the side. I mean i love anymore so i like i stand with mandy but ask but It's just weird. It's just kind of like you know where there's smoke there's fire it's like people aren't just making that up for. Were no story well. Matthew berry guignol had lunch like there was it yeah. He's lucky that they like seville be will be so Credit grabby and insecure and annoying like that that like that because there was a scene in there where he don't treat him like the fucked up brother right. Imagine even and i think they do now. Because you could just see jennifer instrument to like you know courtney and lisa like oh god you call into spot. Coty just not look like a and i told him you look great and what he's up to. I still count as mattie else. What are you like. I feel like a genuine love and then what about hungry thirsty annoying narcissistic worry about this ego tunneling. My dad had a little bit of this where he'd be like and then your mom's talking and here i am like potted plant like she's holding your read speak up then so because like i said what would your life be like the characters life at the end of this was still on and she and courtney goes oh well. I think that you know even if the kids were grown up. Because they left with twins her she and matthew perry's even if our kids were growing up. I think monica would still be the type bang. Still running the bake sale at a school. That's as far as she gets. Oh my even hear exactly up and you sir. Very i'm what they had to cater to his. Then he just thought it was 'cause he was fucked up you're like oh he's like they were such normal healthy adults and they were so confident their own comic that they let him have the big laughs. You can have that line. There was he was with In the chairs with what's his name. Yes math that long matt leblanc and everybody listening to this. Shares unflattering chairs on earth. A look classy. When you fold them up there super comfortable you lean back. And i'm like when in our living room turn to hospital so they're sitting there now. Yeah you know what i mean like. Can you believe that we did this. And matthew and then matthew. Yeah it worked and then matt leblanc was like yeah. I remember when he said this was gonna be stupid. And then it worked he lady. He followed him. We rested was like. Can you believe how douglas's leblanc was like. No no we can just have fun with it right. We just know where we're going to have fun. And then we had fun. Didn't we and he was like. Yeah that that. Just like how aiming to reigning trading. And i feel like they all placated to him and they fucked up on this. What along with it like just okay. You had to be sweet to because there would be no way for anyone to put up with that unless he was a little suite. Yeah right after this his fiancee and he broke again. Jenness colin courtney and sleaze. What are we going to do about. Mattie think product it works. Yeah his did. He look like charlie sheen and sound like he did. I thought the bottom row of teeth. We're gonna pop out and heard a very deep notches cigarette smoke. You know what would be in my opinion across it. Crack smoke residue moms the lungs. No judge not with all the love with all my understanding he needs to go and get his jaw allied rebuilt. It's it's odd day. I i don't know. I mean i remember the the show he got after this. Which was the most annoying show ever. And it was called something it was like a a a parody of a saturday night. Live show and kristen shannon with. Oh no no it was a girl. It was based on kristin chenoweth because she dated some head guy. Snl who then wrote this story about snl and matthew perry was the writer of the show and it was just it was so annoying it was it was like running around like west wing but it was supposed to be like a saturday night live which ultimately became thirty rock. But not but it was dark. It was it was like it was a dramatic. I'm hominy of like you know somebody's like it was the guadarrama jokes on their the jokes. Get on there. And then someone's brought ray drug addict. of course he's jewish and he's dating this christian chen with titans on the show. Who's like christian. Lovely but dating ju on edgy show and and then it was. It was just anyway. It was just so weird. Let's move on okay. Are we talking about real housewives of new york real quick. Oh yes so. This is taking place in one of the most boring time. That's she back that's up. just ramon de. I thought that was heather. Hala that is heather hollow. But i just think it's always so weird when they let them go and then they come back later and then they say. Heather ramona's friend man. You know that's going to be around seven seasons later. 'cause we haven't watched that in years and we watched it when hollow was awesome like. Take your spanks. Nobody's feeling nobody's feeling it i. She's back as ramona's. French drag ramona's friend and is taking place in late. October of two thousand and twenty one of the darkest times it all of our lives and so it is a lot of the elections around the coroner people are policing each other yet. They're filming and now they have a new cast member who is black named ebony and so well a of course becomes a topic they get in an argument about something about talking about sex. All the time ramona's like i don't like that. This new girl leah. Who got right here. She addresses horribly. I don't know if that will repair or one pair of pants. That just has three different buttons going up. it was the weirdest outfit. She just really weird outfits and she is become the most annoying person on the cast ever completely hypocritical She acts like she's super liberal. And all this and that and ebony is her best friend yet she. This thing came out where she caught up with. Michael chang. who's the head writer of now. Who's a good looking. Black is very funny as we update. They hooked up on a dating site. And that's definitely araya. Yeah right and then like three years ago when they hooked up or talked they never got together in person talked. She had a podcast. Listen to and she because no one who she wants she was on the show. Yeah and she talked about god and then this deal is celebrity. Like is calling me fat and all this other stuff. And i'm like whatever fuck you dude okay. So the story then comes out and he sees it and he's like yeah. I talk to that girl. Three years ago and i have the tax or the exchanges where. She's like a really get together. What really goes yeah. I'm going to opt out of this. Like i'm not i'm not interested. And then she's like whatever too angry and then meanwhile she talks about like. I am a feminist. And i can talk about vaginas. Had guy doesn't eat my ass. He's outta here then yet. She's saying things like his. You know penises is not large enough. I say send me a dick pic right weatherwise. I don't wanna see that's so dumb. I hate when they say. That's so gross. Because i'm like okay. Let's just talk about this for you. Think that's being sex positive. You're paying a bitch like what if someone said to your daughter. Yes send me a nude and let me see the inside of your regina otherwise. I'm not coming over to take chinese. It's the same thing. Teddy semi tape shot. Now i'm not going to see a man. How big penises. It's ridiculous person in there. A little person in there with feelings and emotions meter. it's horrible. How dare they objectify camera. I don't like the ship it's not it's it's just not right. You think it's true even hypocrite. Do you think she really does. Yeah absolutely do. I think she's being honest but i don't think that's something you should want to reveal that make you cool. I know dating sites. But i hate when the evening say oh five under five. Eleven need not apply about him just like that. Just think. that's all gross girl. That's like five four. You're like alright smart. It's not not someone who's taller. Who's like doesn't want you know it. No it's always some girl that just wants to. Yeah i need. A man is six two with large arms. Who's gonna hold me and make me feel like a small baby in a class if you are not six five and don't have an eight point five inch pena's then with kick rocks. I'm more than that feminists. And i love my body. My body myself. I consent consent periods. Yeah i screw anybody who's smart. Actually so horrible that i don't understand. Tell from this photo that she is unstable and has severe problems right a whole thing about how she did. Have some mental issues owner brought it up like maybe she's like this because just mental issues then they all missed pistole ramona and past episodes and remote was like okay. Start around really have spoke about your mental that a lot of people that you know like how to take a little pro cake that i want to say the biggest heart of eddie note. Let may help leave on. So she looks healthy on sunday. Oh she don't know how this is like crap anymore. Yeah anyway so by. And ebony gets in a fight with luan and miss communicating and win goes. Why are you. You're your yelling. You're very angry. Woman that ebony goes back to tell and she goes lou. Just call me an angry black woman. She called you an angry woman but then heather to go here we go. Let me explain. Because i have spent a lot of time black fan home new just hopes and and it's just been a beautiful experience and ebony goes. I'd like to hear a little bit more about when you get to. I was like what she teaching was. She homeschooling kids which she did. She live in this neighborhood. Like what what was it shows. Well i worked for puffy and beyond saying yeah. I knew the answer hala. She never stopped talking about how she worked for puffy when she was on fourteen years ago on housewives before she was just bonus where she started her own company which is like so yes so then. She said that initially goes i think. She said that she has avenues. Let's not really sure. I know it's like fake black and i was like what you say that because they're wealthy it's accessible like it was just everybody was just stepping in shit. A political nightmare landmark cancelation shit. And nobody knew where to go. And meanwhile the producers we're over. This is an interesting. Yes so you know and people that were and so then she leaves. And we're like okay then. They they have a sit-down heather remotest for does a sit down with abc as the person that he's a white woman who has worked with black people according to her black people She does pretty good way just explaining to the older white women like hey it's time to sit back and like you know not debate any of this stuff. This is why calling. Black woman angriest bad and you know sewing. No you didn't intend it but now you know. Just be sensitive of it and go you just like a bootleg interventionist go okay. Combat and then. Heather goes back into the room to say good night to leeann ebony and ebony goes thanks a lot you know that that was helpful. The way you like facilitated this whatever she goes and you by. The way are very articulate. Okay so if they're still listening doesn't get that that is from like way back. When when like sidney portier was the only black men at the oscars and people would be like. Oh he's so articulate. He's so articulate and meaning like oh. I'm so surprised that funding and grow. So she didn't know that after working with puffy and evans like whatever. That's a micro racial aggression. But let's give her like she was ready to go to bed with the weird leah. I think they probably met through producers. But you know someone always has to act like and my friend ebony coming together because they're both new to new and young okay and they're both late thirties. And so then So evans really likeable and everything. But like you know with everybody's life you know. Listen she she was in beauty pageants she went was like really smart so she went to school at sixteen. She went to law school. She stunningly beautiful so she is a woman of color. But like i. I would like to say there is a pretty privileged. That no one's talking whether you're jalen your latina or ebony in your black or pale anderson you're white you're in a different experience than the average person no matter what their color their because you are very attractive and not only are you attractive in bed and die for you but you're able to have an incredible career sometimes because you're getting through the door to there having money lake. Were you know what. I mean like if you come from no matter what color you are if you come from a family of money you're going to have more advantages than someone no matter what color they are. Who doesn't come for money. That's just an ad. Money brings an advantage to everyone. Not that there's not disadvantages to every right and you're like if you're from a family of lawyers at all went to law school no matter what color. They're going to know how to help you. Sign up for the l. stats and everything. If you're somebody that nobody's ever lord never done the sats and don't know anyone law school can't get one letter of recommendation. That's a different so it's just like just like you know people that are grips. They're all grandfather on. All of i mean not as much department as a fire department was a lot of like okay my my nephew you know like yeah and you get into these great careers because anyway so as someone. That was the only white person in on many black shows. and working. with a wayne's brothers hala say hey was the greatest experience in life. Most of the time. I was done only the only a white person. I was the only girl surrounded by the best looking man. On earth wayne's brothers along with their nephews along with a couple of adorable babies running around with the gorgeous wife or girlfriend that was a delight that was like making me some big spaghetti squash for the first time because they're all vegan vegetarian. So you know but yeah my experience was just like we love talking about our differences. They wanted to hear there. Were like wait. Used to watch good times. I loved good times. And they're like what did you think of it and i go. I was jealous that their friends lived so close idea what it was. I didn't know that they were living in. You know quote unquote projects and that. There were a working class. Black family that lived in these apartments. I thought like it was fun and the boys sleep in the living room and like i just had no like. They were like they wanted to hear that. That's a different perspective and it doesn't mean anything. Yeah everyone's scared to talk now. Scared to talk people. Think if he bring up differences or you talk about differences. You're being like hateful or ignorant. Yeah it's like the only way to learn to learn you only know when you know about right anything. Yeah i think as new york housewife's good this season. I'm some people are saying like i didn't wanna watch political thing but i'm like look it's a reality show and like i said they're filming this in like the shitty like people stop being friends people a facebook like shit going down and you know what we were doing in october. Twenty twenty. We were all together. We were in arizona. Oh yeah right. Probably like the same. Is this because we were the with like halloween and we the three of us were hanging out together because we were all white privilege. Okay because we're all pretty and we're like we're ready to ship free drinks all night remember. Yeah but no. Yeah so i i. I think it's interesting. But i think for people it's just like cova like they don't wanna watch cove stuff anymore and now that you know most places are living life except here living life like it's over and they're going to concerts and they're not wearing masks or no one's like really carrying if you wear masks or not i just think it's it's becoming a distant memory and it's not one. We want to regurgitate but in defense of the show. That's what the feelings were. Yes absolutely ahead of time. It's okay but the thing is they don't have husbands to lie and say that has been having an affair or is gay like other franchise. They don't they don't they're not screwing others boyfriends like they have in past so all they have is to say you said the word help you said the word articulate and you said the word angry. Hope someone's still comes cabaret show. Yeah that's all that we had really very and they've already done them. You withdrawal like you know what i mean. The gamut of like catching them all anal sex bush's the pine having sex with all those are the best and that was well. That's not really really. Apparently heather hala on her. Podcast had brought up that trip of sex for the pirates. Talk and don't be a big cool. It'd be all un coolies and brought up all that and insinuated. There were other drugs. And that is why leah was like. She's an asshole. Heather hala and heather's like no. I'm not. I've worked in beyond say's home. I'm people of the world salt to the earth and epi diddy but leea- leeann heather hate each other and so i think next week Leaves and is no longer ramona's go back to your podcast Oh and i thought this was interesting. Last i was thinking about it and this is kathy griffin very brilliant comedian shit like twenty specials. I think she ten on bravo. I saw this one and she like this was two thousand six. She called kathy griffin strong black woman and bravo's like hala network but that was fifteen years ago and i do kathy griffin. She probably just was like. Oh this is just something. I hear all the time. It's something i don't know why she chose. It had nothing to do with her pretending black or anything. A black wasn't in the show. I remember it wasn't anything about that. She just picked like funny. We're names but i was like. Oh i wonder how people would feel about that today. So i put it on twitter and then i took it down. 'cause i'm a pussy okay. It's also did my gaze which people started to object to my gaze my gaze. Oh i don't really like that either. I think that's rude. And i think it's like you know you're not so special. Yeah a lot of men particularly like don't like it looks like i'm not your your child. I'm not your average. Generally my gaze. I think is more of my gay guys right And we've heard instantly as the queen instead my friend. My friend jefferson joe or coming over my gay. Yes it's like. Why don't you just all three friends. Right why a higher cookie of like those you know. But that's what happens. You know what happens is when women think that she's got my gaze are she's got her gay best friend and then she finds that guy has about seven other relationships even tighter with even more fabulous street women than us and he's going around telling everyone this fags walk fruit fly whatever but she is a he's talking about. Yeah yeah i remember. You said that. I'm a gay icon. She called herself that. Who did it. Sonia on one of the show sony. Sammy sosa shown you. I love sonya because she is silly. She is funny but throughout all the year. She's never done something manipulative or conniving or like truly hurtful to hurt another cast member and i think that's why she is on this level that she's just like beloved and we don't care if she gets sloppy drunk and we don't cause brought her underwear that time warner. She brought her underwear. Enter to came out. I swear that same episode. And i was like thank you she is. She's the best she's the but there's so many housewives that do like calculating behind this kind of dirty shit and she just does it because she's pretty self absorbed and she likes to drink and she doesn't want to hurt people's feelings like so i think that's why she is so liked. You know really protective of her daughter too. I think that probably has to do with now. Why she 'cause. I always get fascinated by that. She calls her daughter the kid and she's got the kid going to you know. She loved with wells. Fargo doesn't pay for the kids. College walk industry avenue that's right. It's she's with was with morgan. I mean of. Gdp is like that is like aluminum into the college graduation. He did yes. He's ninety one years old. That's aluminum body money right there. That is you shot. Jewish lasers to change the weather like the rockefellers. I get blown away if you look at like the six riches families the reason she has so much regret is that she should. The story is that he wasn't feeling great or he was ill or something and that time he was like i don't know seventy and because it's been like twenty. Maybe maybe he was even older seventy four and she was like a hot stove thirty nine or forty and i was really pretty. Yeah and She went to st bart's and she left him at home and her good friend went over and bought them some chicken soup and when she came back he was like we're done and he married the best friend. He's been with the best friend. Now for like fifteen years. We've gosh who is that. We know the best friend. I felt like we could look it up to see who his life but that that is the story. I never met you know so she you know yes. Did she leave. But it wasn't like she fell in love with someone else. She just went off and with the money girls. You think oh. I'm going to lower my standards. Don't this mary this old attractive thing. And i'm always going to be younger and hotter than him for the rest of his life. And i've got so much money and we've got four nurses to take care of his hemorrhoids problem and my girlfriends are celebrating their fortieth birthdays in saint bart's. Yeah they'd come home and now it's like oh my god. I have to sell this toaster. Yeah always turned off. She's in that bradley. Had a fun time these last fifteen years but in the end i think she's like yeah. I shouldn't have gone on that trip. Yeah i'd say so but maybe not hopefully not okay. Armie hammer not a delight. He has checked into a treatment program and so basically he was in his escaped all the stuff that was going down. He dropped out of the jennifer lopez movie. He dropped out of a series that they just replaced with someone. They took that movie the crisis which looked really juicy. Nowhere to be found. I actually was looking forward to it. He was it was like a almost like an f. b. r. b. i. Pharmaceutical like melodramatic like juicy scripted. Movie like that you know that would had all the elements and he's in it. They just like disappeared okay. So he's in the cayman islands. Where his dad michael and michael in the second wife is there and also elizabeth and the kids are there. His wife and they are seeing and an emotional embrace at the airport at cayman islands. And he leaves. And he's now in a rehab in florida for drug addiction the ex-girlfriends that have talked about all the sem stuff that they put through talk about how many drugs and stuff he said in this in this variety article he do yes they say that he's done. Oh my god that he. He's like he's six five and he can do anything you can do. Three things vodka five joints five cheeseburgers and not feel sick. Then get on a motor bike ride and go through the desert then have a little sip of water and then drive. eighteen hours. the way it's written is like he's just he can do a lot of drugs and like are still stuff within the family throughout history. So i don't know if anything happened with him but it you know the standing thing or what but his mom so his dad was married. This mom who was like a super christian came from like one of those big christian like wealthy families and she wrote an article she wrote a letter to the vanity fair. Who'd written a big expose on the family which you can look up to get a little bit. What i'm talking about and she says This is drew the mother of army. And she's tha ryan to ferret doesn't seem like you wanna find the good that god has done in our family michael misty. That's michael's wife after. Drew and i are still very good friends and share a wonderful sons and grandchildren. We love and protect each other so it is very hurtful the negative way. You're portrayed my former husband being near do well when he is columbia. Mba graduate who has invested the foundation very wisely so he could make a bigger difference in the world. Also watch that net flicks doc about the art at. She was involved in not to mention the way you print it allege false accusations against my son. My baby army every family has something just something just winning. But what i know. Is these jewish hammer. Men you tore apart in your article have all come to know. Jesus as their messiah. I believe that is why. I was placed in that family. I am asking for mercy. And grace as jesus gives all of us and asking you to. Please stop degrading my family. Do you think she'd still like them if they hadn't found jesus and they'd state dirty jewish I don't know but like yeah. Well what was in every way cameraman every night to crucify every one of them in the basement in. I don't know what you're talking about. Because i love my son. I love my husband who i would take a hammer armie hammer all of it. I'm a christian woman. I'm a christopher. I would take nails. Yeah take and. I would. Since i got. I mean i've this woman was she the army or the next wife. No she's a mom of orange and the brother so all that is why they thought she finally divorced. Michael ask dad. And then he met some woman and she says they misty and she says we're friendly but i think misty was like a masseuse at like a local court of course and she's like happy to be i've grandkids keep the money rolling. And just leave me the fuck alone and be with misty So this where they were saying if a woman who dated the actor army last summer recalls taking half tab of acid to play golf and then the same day about eight beers and four martinis driving hours across country after getting into a fight with her another person who knows hammer from lone ranger recalls electric kept a stockpile of joints and his trailer allegedly asked assistant to procure mushrooms and soaked pain medication with alcohol in his trailer after taking drugs during the production of a disney movie is a crew member recalls hammer hopping into his souped. Up mercedes to drive around new mexico. He liked to get hammered on whatever drug was around and go driving credibly fat through the city like one hundred and forty miles an hour down a residential street which is terrifying if he's too high to move. That's about the only time we won't move. I've seen a ton of time at parties. And he never seemed he must be a machine. Yes that seems higher drunk or anything he'd get drunk straight bourbon shoot guns get on a dirt bike with no helmet wu and tear gas through the desert. Hey how the hell did have a covert basket as. He was one hundred forty miles an hour. He had his his car. Yeah so maybe he's like those people who don't feel pain it's like he's got something in his body where he can even though he's big or whatever you know what i mean very can't pleasure and he's trying anything he can. I mean but think do you think so. There is a civil case and the lapd is looking into it as well from this woman efi who had a relationship with him in which she has got gloria allred and did a press conference and said the detailed things that he did however right after that his people like lit up his people produced tax from efi to him. Where you know they're talking sexually and it seems like she likes some of this. Yeah consensual yes. But you know maybe sometimes it was. But in these situations that weren't and there are so many other girls that absolutely confer a similar experience with this woman abby. But i don't know what's going on legally without but he's in the rehab. He's been there for nine days. Who knows how long he'll stay. Do you think he will ever come back in hollywood prediction here now. Can i just ask who said that. He can't sit with the alone with himself. Was that from the rehab. That's a girlfriend okay. yeah i do. I think he'll make i personally. Think he'll make a come back and agreed. There's no way in. Yeah no unless he's convicted. A full rape yeah. I don't think anyone's going to care. I think he could come back and be like robert downey junior. Not that robert. The thing with with these girls is that it was consent and it was like they like to say like coerced consent right but i think they were all willing to do this if they were the only girl which is post to be when you have some type of relationship like we know this from fifty shades of grey sign a contract so six contract where but that way for the helicopters right. Yeah but that girl every also said some of them say it's like where it starts maybe it's like s and emmy but then he's slamming your head into all right right. Well that's where you're getting into now. That's where it's like. It's not true. And that's where i'm like. Oh i do think that's true. And this is where than in the court of law. This is where i think. He will not be convicted at all. They are those girls are whether that's if that's true and they can send a little note just a hard thing to prove it's a hard thing to prove. No one can prove it. You already consented to a little bit. And then you'd have to prove that he it's like did did violence and all washington her. Yeah right sohn months because with sex stuff with an recently once the woman wants you say yes to anything. You're going if you get raped that's too bad for you. We're gonna watch the mike tyson and the second episodes all about like the right thing or you guys gonna watch the mike. Oh yes four. I mean we we accidently. We were already had like. Dvr day but we came across it like the beauty pageant and it is a lower sound was really interesting about mike. Tyson was when he was only nineteen and robin givens. Who is this gorgeous actress. And she was about twenty seven they fall in love getting married and they're like no she and her mother targeted him. Because i was like why would she. You know she's wealthy. She's like on tv show. I didn't realize that like tv actress sitcom money. Robin givens is nothing to what mike tyson has. And somebody's like yeah. I have a nice home. I can buy some shoes. But like mike tyson money when he's every month or whatever. How often doing these huge. Yeah he the richest. The richest guys were michael jackson. Michael jordan mike tyson. Because my mom's like what does this beautiful. she's probably studied. she's educated. Why she with this because he was he didn't have an was really poor. Getting the only way out was doing that but also he to me was like nineteen and twenty six. Yeah and the woman being twenty six. That is weird. That was her. Mom was smart because he had been huge weakness. I mean he's like in the middle of a beauty pageant and it's all on tape and he's just like he's like wants to just like just go rape them all. Even this love. We love mike tyson but like you can see it. You're like oh wow. He's he's grabbing women on the all the heat completely just grabbed up like ula good groping. Everyone roping everyone with a smile on his face. He's in a store. Let's talk about the most disturbing couple slash Sister wife situation garrick is with his wife. Danielle they have been together for like fifteen years. They have two boys ten and eleven and then they met he. They decided jesus wanted him to have another wife. She agreed. that's what jesus wanted. They went online. They found thirty four year. Old brazilian braces wearing kinda throws me but still really good body. Long luscious hair Roberta from brazil speaks no english. They fall in love online and they decide throughout the season that she's gonna be part of their family. He has sex with her in kaba why she sits on the on the sand then they come back. They don't see your for eight months because code finally go back to kabul so that he can impregnate her. You already worse danielle so that he can marry her and get her over here since. It's like a ninety day fiance's sister wives situation and She accepts it. She's praying that. Jesus will release her from her jealousy cravings but still did she raise your parents there who are accepting of the fact that they wanna bring another wife and hopefully this while he bones her three to four times a day in the nicest room in the rental house that she will in fact get pregnant. What did you guys think. This was one of your other assignments to watch. And i wanna get your opinion. Well lucky for us. We watched this last time for you. Okay so we. We've seen basically now the whole season of this. But i one thing i think is weird is that there's a. There's a dating app for women that want to be employable marriages which is where they found her. I thought i don't know if it's particularly for that. They met her online. Somehow it was something like like if you're interested in plural or you do it in which really means. I need a green card badly. Want to be part of a family. She's nice. I don't care if i have to share him with her. Who cares. let me and i get to be on tv. Yeah and i get an anchor baby out of it. I mean come on it. They're out of all the families on this show. This one that particular the wife the the first original wife she just radiates. Such sadness faces to watch the guys. roberta's here and we're the happy couple to themselves for awhile why they tried to get revert pregnant pregnant right now. I just think that it's sunday night to have a baby from my pena's you really miss her offer so much. I love our family. All of our family hold on. Let me let me do. These are weights with weights to work out. What you talk to talk. So i can't really paid so i'm just worried because god willing electric collar berta. She's like a little spot on the back of her on the back of her leg. But i call her tiny wife and me marge wife lose a little bit away. She's gonna perfect bmi. An after sh. I marry her fulling. Yeah that'll be fun. It'll be great and we're all together as a family. Don't you think so. Enroll together as a family i did. I'm having sex with her. Yeah i'm just a little bit worried. Because with covert and all the rules and stuff this is going to save us from code but what if she gets pregnant on the kaaba trip and then is stuck in brazil and you have to go to brazil with the baby but then we lead with everything home and she's still well. All i can hear is You know what i mean. I all here. I'm not going to go to brazil. You're not going to reveal. What was you're not going to be around. Why don't we just ask perverted. Let you think personally what to do it on your iphone. Hey sister how's your relation going of you don lucho widow. She wants to get with husband. So you guys have fun. Yes boso fifteen minutes fifteen minutes. It's a lifetime to two. That's what we do it three times a day right. That's where you guys were after lunch. That's great i like. It's hard to watch my darling. Love when i'm with when i'm with i'm totally thinking about you and our family and our kids because that's the only reason we're together just to make kids children for the lord that This is what jesus wants for. Family is what you want. That's getting divorced and you sleeping with roberta Want it so bad. Yeah nice dating site you wearing. That's a nice big roberta herrmann. a cross. this girl is constantly constantly to is like. I just love someone when you love someone you just want them to be happy and you just. That's what she just constantly saying it when you love someone you're supposed to think of them and what they want what they want. She's just she's just so. This is a better prediction. Then armie hammer okay. What's your my question is for you guys. Do you think he is. He gonna leave her. I am trying to find out through sources. I've heard like just people writing. I heard they're not together anymore. I heard danielle left him. I don't know if roberta's pregnant. I'm assuming there's gonna be a reunion. There's probably some incentive for them to keep their mouth shut to so that it'll be some people will actually watch the thing because we know what happened at that face. Who like the dad of danielle. 'cause i just hope that you can keep everybody happy. Who jesus so they'll still be on the show with the snowden just the back of dmitry stoudt attend. Because i noticed in his room he had all these things and i found later that he was trying to do all the all. These show ideas his a million show he wanted to do a A polygamous Blackish show at all these great show ideas that i was wondering if this poster with his pitch ideas he just for doing now their final episode which was the other night is then getting married to crystal and we know that are crystalline. We know that crystalline. From south africa than filed a restraining order was not granted she had to go in hiding somewhere and she's now trying to either establish a place to live here or go back to south america. So we know that they're not together anymore so i think that they really wanna keep it on them and did you what do you think about the firming couple. Did you watch anything with the farming couple. I told you focus on them. Host that talk like this. Oh that weird. I remember them from store so what. We almost won the gay guy. You think he's gay. Yes why yes why. he's where he's like. I just wanna find myself. Oh he's a magician but he looks like a magician you go t and he's like i need another wife you need at least four wives a feminine and says the other guy who's just like the other all three so boy this other. They have two wives wet in knowing that they were going to be a polygamous family and they wanted to get a third wife the two girls get along and they wanted to get a third wife because then we have a friend when the other two were sisters with the husband that at least i have a friend so they tried to nine. Somebody she wasn't. He's not huge. Here's the first choice that he wasn't into it and they're like what do you think. And he's like. I just think we need to pause posits with everything going on with covert and whatnot I that the right there. She's exactly her family and they make these meals together and it's so depressing like a made the green shallow mold. The hot dogs are cooking in the back of you like to different site. A i was thinking that cajun chicken. Oh yeah that would be great. Interest life is so boring new. Show you need to have the show you need to have is the from other couple. I saw that they were interviewing bisexual woman to be their wife. Whatever the black couple ray. And then the guy was like yes. Unusually god just as a want women. Women got his wife's to to have sex with each other. Anti-god does want the sex with each other and also so do we. In fact that's all of this that's going on. The show is the video and or a wife having multiple husbands. I don't know why they're not doing that. That should be on your board. A short lived show like that with multiple husbands. Yes but i. The husbands were not couldn't have husbands. Were a little suspect to yeah. It might have been a little bit my gaze. Exactly we okay well and on this story going while but this was so disturbing guys. Sinead o'connor has a memoir out. That i think will be very juicy. And she talks about her weird night with prints. And i kind of like you know what i know. I'm going to get some people like how dare you people like such big fans of print. Yeah but he was weird and basically she said she goes over his house after he like insists that she come over. He wrote a song for her So she was like all right. We've never really hung up before goes to the mansion like little picture that sound a little bit like fifty shades of grey early sense for the car she comes. Nobody's there. there's no party. It's as big mansion. Somebody like opens the door. And it's like it's be quiet quiet and she's sitting there by the bar and then he comes out and she describes it has having a full face of makeup so much makeup all the make up in england station fluffy cups made us look like music made up to look like a dog. It said george and then he says what would you like to to reach us to something. Non alcoholic he was like the getting your south he's like gets all nat slams glass down and then And then she's like. Oh my god. I think i need to get out of here. And she's been a victim of abuse before so she was like. Oh my at. Where's the door. And then this other guy comes in and he starts treating him like shit and screaming on the guys. It's like a broken human looking. Oh by the way. that's brother twain. She's like that's your brother horribly and it just reminded me of like this twilight zone with this where the this lady of reporter cubs to interview her and you can't figure out her age and then we realized she's in the toilets somebody to say young and then this man is her butler and he's super old and it's like her first husband like she's gonna like edge she's treating the butler horrible and the love of her life like fifty years ago. The reporters like what's going on. I just feel like he is. So i've always thought he was weird. Remember that movie maybe. Like what movie are we talking about. All the movies via charrier poverty say as a huge huge prince fan. I don't think anybody should give you any backlash. Because it's very clear in purple rain. That he he himself is also a victim of abusive. He makes at bologna go and cleanse herself. In the waters of lake minnetonka. She gets completely naked best boobs she's so pretty and he sits on his motorcycle while she's soaking wet and she he doesn't come in and then when she goes down the motorcycle he keeps scooting it forward so she can't get all that's right and the whole time. He's abuse of abusive to wendy lisa. He he he's completely abusive completely. Like the biggest asshole like of all time and it's clear and preparation and no one cares because look and like this amazing know. You're just like well. I mean you don't know really why you're they're hungry for the abuse or something. It's strange you know what happened while she was on a dating site many years ago. And someone said you gotta be at least six feet tall. And he put his little heels dance around and then he started to. It turned out at the end of this article. Which is in the book is that they shared a manager and he was punishing sinead and freaking her out and scaring her to scare the manager that he had an issue with a manager that no longer worked for him and then he worked for her and then after the fact she told the awful story and the story goes on like get the book. Read this well the pillow. Let's do oh my hello by all right. And then they started to choose clearly have like some ways like he was in prison. It's like rocks and sox he's like he's like bedier to death. I still think about dwayne to this day. Like wow is weighed like But he had a couple of wives they'd like you know eight died of a drug overdose like in an elevator which i need own. How the weirdest thing. Because he's the only person on earth as a song about an elevator likely. Yeah like let's go crazy you know it's like in its in an elevator. Then he truly was brilliant and when someone can write music that's amazing when they can write a bunch song for other people to like genius but yeah he was weird and he just. He took his meanness out on her. And i don't think he was like out to rape her. I think he was out to terrify her. And skinner let her oh and then she went back and told her manager and the manager was really pest and then you realize oh it was really just to hurt the manager to fuck art maker scared. Maybe make her probably affected her then not continuing to make music because she really kind of lost shortly after she and maybe not because of him but her whole thing and then with the pope picture after the whole career was ruined and then she went completely in the in a spiral. I watched an injury whether von recently within the last year she's converted to islam. She wears a thing she jaffer name. She's like she's she's been spending her whole life trying to not be her right. Last thing i'm going to say is Is kanye and iryna. Shake shack irina arena. She is a beautiful model. That is bradley cooper's baby mama or longtime fiancee at one time anyway. They are seen together their photograph together at one time. She was in one of his videos. So they have a bit of a What do we think people. I think she's a paid beard. Okay because she was with bradley cooper. He was only with models all of these models. I mean a lot of them when they're with a he's only been with models you know and not even in the way i'd love to be paid beard paid beard and he lives with his mom or his mom lives in his house. And by the way. I don't i don't like when people put a negative connotation to that other employees like he's a momma's boy and i mean. Listen if you're a boy mom as it older the only connection you have with them is through making them food. Okay so i do make a pretty hearty breakfast every day. Off for being mean to each other and because brandon was out of school and drake still had a few days laugh. But he's graduating from high school and drake goes I don't care that. I have a few days left. You he goes. You have three more years of living with data credit goes will you have. At least i have three more years of bombs cooking. Oh cute doe taking that away from you. I will wait on those two giants for the rest of your life and if there if my fucking daughter-in-law wants to give you some fucking shit. Fuck off. I would have come over and i am going to make them make hearty breakfast. Make the hearty breakfast bring them. Waters premium milk. Whatever they want now. We know peter's abusive lakes. For instance. dad. You're going to be one. Doves cry in the room listening to windows cry. No that ain't he'll go. Hey brad how you doing buddy stock late. But he's like i love you. He goes god. There's nobody will say like fucked up because no one their parents. So i said they loved him but all we do is help. You guys like we love down there. There's gonna be a whole another generation of kids that are like can't fall in love because they're like. You gave me an unrealistic right. You were to is to me. And now i if i would have had some struggle i would have been prince instead right. There'd be living with you now bradley cooper. It's not that. It's i just think if if you're a gay guy and you don't really want to do it with a woman. You're the good old always excuses. Well my mom's upstairs or my mom's here and he had it was mom living there wouldn't have any of these women ever living there door. There's plenty of ways to get right with your mom and be a momma's boy and take care of her and whatever and not live with her in the house so you never have women over. Well now here. she is with cognac. I just wondered. Because kim set hundred show i want. He should have somebody that follows him around all the different states and whenever he we're thinking wants to do she shouldn't say weird but whatever he wants to do. This girl doesn't have a life and we'll be with them. And i think it'd be great. And then she wished him a happy birthday with a photo of them and three of the kids. And i said i think that's all well and good. But when near what he if he really does fall in love with someone else in that woman really is around your kids it takes it. Takes a lot of women can do it but it takes a certain woman and a certain step mom to like actually not have there be a thing so i i think kim is that person because think she is happy not to be with him anymore. and least this woman if it is real she is a mom so i just don't buy was with amber rose who is so sexy beautiful and so much like he has type if nothing else he at least has a body type and arenas shane okay. Give me a break with unless he always had the hots for kendall jenner. Because that's what she looks like a little bit. And i think he did because curvy sexy and overly sexual but then remember. He started to get mad when he started became super christian. He didn't like that. Kim was dressing so sexy. And you put her in the gray jumpsuits shoots. She was going to like be on the line railroad. Whatever you guys are so fun back carrying about your shows. We have a podcast. It's a political podcast. So don't little one wants to hear it. It's called. I'm gay politics. It's free tunes everywhere. Your podcast we have a patriotic. That is you know cheap to subscribe. We don't talk politics. We don't talk juice cubes. We only get that from. Are we really just do like. We should just talk about like dumbest stuff being mad poetry. Yeah were people love it and love you guys so i appreciate you always coming on. Oh my god are we missed you guys thanks. We won't call the cops on peter. Okay he did tell me loved him again today so it's having an older. It's becoming a huge problem. It's not being so loving. Peter your abusive with your love song. Well guys. i'm so excited. I'm coming on the road. You go to heather mcdonald dot net for all my dates this fall and i'm telling you they are going really fast. Boston chicago are selling so fast. So please get your tickets and go to patriotic. Because this friday. I've got a special treat. I found the erika jayne original interview. And i listened back to it and it really is so entertaining along with all the hot topics i talked to back. Then and you'll see what which our predictions come true since five years ago along with all the juiciest scoop dot yet. Click on patriotic enjoy.

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