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04:52 min | 7 months ago

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11:28 min | 7 months ago

"master pearson" Discussed on Watch What Crappens

"So then kate is like all right Kevin. The first three adjectives out of their mouth where delicious wonderful and good. And that's just dairy and past can't wait to think. I can't wait to see what they think about atrophied and I think that's I think there was. Unfortunately the fourth adjective they used was lean. And if one was awful and the six one was hanged panegyric puke which is coincidentally the color of your soup that I added that part it it. It's a yacht apocalypse so now the big the big moment we've all been waiting for the not fight as in the K. N. O.. T. Five fight not that it was a not not that it was usually get it Mike going in my own one man advocates della routine in my brain but putting the wrong things in the wrong part. I'm like WHO's on third third for what WHO's in. What is your ruining the bit? Ben Yourself no Ben. It's a not fight. Every bit begins with Ashley Okay. Bow Fight so Ashton has tanner and Riley both. Both you know just so. He doesn't get lit on fire and he's like our all right now Tenneco's hey riley what's up. It's just web doc. And she just comes in like already like clearly. Do not take those two hours to sleep. She just spend that entire time just fuming just going overhead nineteen Mark Nice Teamwork nineteen so ashes. Like I'm GonNa give you both a rope and you need to learn to Bolan quite well. They'd say we're GONNA Lenny Rodney. I'm very patient and it's going to take five seconds to undo. Now listen it takes five seconds to undo on from experience that can be the difference between life indeed. Yeah do you show the clip again. No Oh wow. You're not even showing the clip again. Komo news time. Wow I must have really really gone the other people this season so then Riley's like sell like. When do you want to show you or anything like that Ashton's like do you have an issue? I don't have an issue I already did it Raleigh. It's not something I use on the fishing but a lot. I don't know what to say. Okay I did it got it got it Bolan gotTa Outta. I don't need to use a bowling while I'm shooting moves on the boat and Alaska rurally and given me and say to be that she's like. Oh yeah bless I say that pattern header. Look Yes yes unless you keep quiet on your superior and the situation that cousin Jackass. He doesn't respect me as a person or as a CO worker. So they asked you. It's like I'm going to be taken seriously. Watch my flashlight of gotTa Tony Flashlight. He's thank holding his flashlight up like he's Nancy drew looking for something in the woods he's like trying to be like like Darien. He's like look at me. I can be like dairy into and inspect aspect. Machinery got it. I'm not machinery Riley. You have a better to do something. Don't community to Kim. This is the guy smashed in. WHO's already cost cost like already like destroyed a DJ's equipment like on his day off? Okay so he like walks away. And riles leg. I know I know I know how how it is like. I can't do it but you guys can do it. Okay now you guys are my issue. That's the issue got an astronaut just keeps pointing that light bad light. That's not on. It was cracking me up. He held it like a weapon above his head the whole time. He's like listen. Eat Raw or lay. Taku your tiny flashlights terrifying I know. Are you terrifying Muriel. So Kevin is like this is GonNa be the best steely Kim. The world there were like thirty alerts centimeters tall juicers there I was like wow thanks for pursue thanks for freeing up that salt tack for everyone. He's like feel the hey bro. Well and wasn't he frying these steaks. There were definitely something he called. The I forget what you call it the big sort of giant griddle like food trucks. You know those things it has like a very fancy name of the flattop. They're the top but has defense name also but flattop yes. That's what we called it back when I was fifteen into shift at the snack bar on a bowling alley. The Dad is like wow guys I haven't seen someone pull out the slide as much as this crew. Hey captain you're doing great McAdams like data years it. I know one tow. Oh had a little boy who did master pure synthetic call me poor person. Yeah went down. That's why it so many times but still didn't didn't find them in jail. We that was for you. Grandma could've been bit by a jellyfish and it would have been West lame than the food you gave me. It doesn't count if you serve me soup. That looks like me Joey. If it's not been joey to wait so now Ashton's Shinzo Tanner and like talk about Riley in the bowlen's in everything and tanner like does a bowl and national like ashes like every everything gets taken as a personal attack brew it takes. It's an attack on like maybe that's because the moment she tried to like do it you just start yelling at her immediately. Well she does it to you. Know he does such a prick but riley entrance every situation like way way. You know it's like it doesn't doesn't help them like housewives macy. Yeah well also like reilly does like kate later says that rally has to learn how to take direction and it's true because Riley is like I mean Bowen not like it's just like you know it's not the only you can use. This is Ashwin Maine Childish. I'm like yeah but he's also your boss and he said the bull knots so do the bull and nuts she goes. I don't know how to do the bowling but it's not the only night you can use so asked him. Did you notice that Ashen okay. He's talking about professionalism and all all of this but he's talking to tanner all I wanted to do is show. You guys had to tie the bullets and ten is like I loved it. But he's like yeah. I won't doing today and she just can't do it and he's like well. My the problem is flick. Tennis still doesn't seem to know how to do it either. Yeah Ashton instead of like finishing the lesson. He's just bitching to his employees about another employee. Yeah are the. It's I mean. Ashton has really proven to be not not such a professional professional gasol to kill some kills the best of them so then they serve this Savita. Australian steak and master. Peterson is like looking at the plate. And he's like what's that and they're like that's what you mean. I don't want that WH- port of Chimney. He Says Mint Joey Bitch similar are similar. It's like a green sauce. It's green. It's getting closer not mint Jelly Kevin's just like sorry sorry do due Avocado Green Busey thing. Okay in from now. Will you have discipline. Let's be as a Song Kevin so I I'm sorry to harp on this. I'm just very confused about the SUV. Part of this grass fed beef. So did he suv eat it and then he just threw it on the flat top to get a nice crisp on it and probably already cooked. I feel like he probably seared at first because the Soviet is is supposed to take it to the proper temperature and I feel like if you take it to the proper temperature and the new Sierra you you risk not taking into the proper temperature but if you sear it I you can still take taught us to be I. I stay away from anything. SUV lead in home cookery. Because I've seen too many of our favorite top chef contestants unjustice fail and the final episode because they decided to see these something instead of cook the way they do every single other episode. And you've never chicken looking grocer thin Kim when it it looks so gross. It's like Jelly. It's like have we ever like have you. I have never even had surveyed unless maybe I'm just not not told about it but I feel like everywhere every restaurant I go to. I never seen anything that says severe but then again on the description feed me but it's To me I don't like it to me. It's like airline food. I mean that's what allowed airline food is you know or just like a wet even though it's in the plastic bag in the water but there's so much moisture captain the meat that yes Spongy to me it grosses me out. Yeah I know what you're saying. I know what you're saying. And the and Kevin's consistence on so many things I feel like is it annoys me. Yeah Domino's tonight so there's pallets at. I've had a cookie. That's that's my dinner so I'm sorry I'm not making funny. That's just like I've never said that. Yeah I've had I had a cookie you've added is yes but cookies. I ate a backup tapes. Could say oh well. It's not like it was the only crooked had today. I was just the most must reason thing that went in my mouth but like yes zaas. He's like I don't want this then don't eat. It's time for bed. Seen sit down. Kids like unmasks appear having attention. I'm on the attack and then the mom comes in and it's like since my son's not behaving just make sure he gets desert so there's that and then master Pearson gets sent a bed with desert and on top. Not only does he get sent to bed. He leaves the table with no resistance. Just sort of sad and marching to the bed. Ask This family does not I. I love that. They don't fuck around like they did not cave in he got no desert. They like made a promise. They made it. They made a a threat and they start to it and also master Pearson is like the most well behaved Tantrum. Child going to bed I've ever seen in my life. I wouldn't mess with that mom either. She you stay so calm and she's so chill about it. She's like well next time. We should listen Amami a okay. That's what happens when you're a bad boy. Sir And inveigling upstairs bears have some creme Brulee and maybe even some mint Jelly for grandma. Oh she didn't. Her head is at your bedside. That's what happens when you doubtless we're GonNa go to the beach after all C.. Morrow Tanner is is asking Kate if she's enjoying her cranberry lake has before. She's like he's not eating. That creme Brulee I'm I want it and ten is like I'm going to eat it before you. Big here earp. which way of flirting I guess? It's like caveman flirting. and Say HA. So when he comes wins he sees her again. He's like are you enjoying that. Green Rela- are you enjoying that chick appreciate it. Thanks thanks how you're like my knight in Shining Armor..

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"master pearson" Discussed on Watch What Crappens

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14:13 min | 7 months ago

"master pearson" Discussed on Watch What Crappens

"No AC in the Galley and diarrhea seven. The seventh one is not being able to come up with the seventh one. High would come up with a seventh win but I'm choking to death so yeah sometimes the apocalypse reds early who says there it had to be seven signs sometimes sixes enough so the guys. Are you know working trying to figure out how to get. Riley's not sending an ashes like Roy. Release each state. You should have seen it before you should have seen it before our side that thinks it's like a two year old. It's very dangerous. Yeah yeah because he's like five seconds on toy or not can make the difference between life and death experience and meanwhile catchers like fucking around in the kitchen hitching she's holding a portray and looking at her on reflection it and going people think that what we're doing is easy like it's all smoke and mirrors but that's not comedy Kevin like like that Kevin just matters to himself and squeezes citrus really hard onto a salad Goto goto white to to gang up on right behind back Willem being nice right to efface looking Lee squeezing his orange Volvo only am chef or chef voice. Say So The GRANDPA the grandparents are talking to little master Pearson and the GRANDPA's like has he gotten taller. Something and the malls like Yeah you haven't seen him in six months. Welcome to growth. Welcome to humanity debate. Yeah you're only getting lunch. Grab before we ship you back to Puke so then masterpieces since like winter I wind and the grandma or someone the mom does he have a name. I forgot what the name is like. Oh Wow so you think you're a special mass appears NAM. You get an animal. Don't even name it. How dare you I call them? Get me lemonade. You poor person. They're made lemonade you poor. I S- grandma's like Jeez he's like I need our I'm weeding. Then the grandma takes dinosaur and force kisses Force kisses the Dinosaur Inter Master Pearson's face and I was like. Wow it's like a sign of things to come it really is is MSRP is master Pearson excited for Lodge Unto Har- will again very much like Gina I'm Jerry is not like that the Master Pearson. Where did you get that? Gather Sign Master Peterson. and Are you changing apartments again Massachusetts. Your hair damaged hair dynamics master appear saying that bleached up actually looks really good on you. Very good yeah actually works for you so this is exciting. Deanne dairy end up to the bridge. Dairy the am I love that dairy and I just like all of a sudden there's like another crew member you know whatever whenever shit hits the fan you see the the crew come out there like a high great to be here. All right Larry Berry inherited couldn't make it so. Guess I'm stuck with this fucking exhaust fan. I know he liked the they like unlocked. The steerage compartment volley let out the first engineer. Who's been like absences the very first episode when he gets introduced abused for one second and it really does go to show you why people are cast on TV and why people aren't daring? You're gonNA save our lives. He's like the exhaust fan. All right something will work here. They don't even give a microphone. Because he winds up going up to see Captain Lee and Kathleen handles that fan going. He's it's like it's it's a little bit of a mystery its emissions like wow you can't you can't even get a mike on him real quick. I one scene his once. We're yes dialogue. Doug like not an area there in really got screwed on this one. Yeah he did so in the kitchen the guests have just eaten and kate comes is in place and she's like Catherine. It's the first time family styles. I've worked good. Guests are actually guests. That was just the just finished a course of some sort. Because they're still eating something another and while they're eating their sad that they didn't get to go to the beach that'd be the highlight eight and then the grandma she's like eating lamb because well. There's no mint sauce for the lamb. Shut up grandma all right. This is why you're only around for like one meal and the ship you off. I know I dislike the idea that she lives in a country which famous famously like bold exotic not exotic to them exotic to us and like intense lance major flavors and then she still wants her like nineteen fifties like mint Jelly on the side of her lamb. Yeah gotTa have that Mint Jelly. I just liked it. She's coming on this really expensive day that her kids paying for and she's complaining about something. You can enjoy your for yachting meal before we toss you into the dinghy the other dudes probably still sniffing wine and saying perfect. Well he was the one. Yeah he was the one he was going The the ASTLE. I'm sorry you said are you saying the grandfather or the the the the the sniffer guy. Yeah the ones no rhyme class sniffer. Shut up your Glass Smith. He was the one he said. Yeah they pretty much now the except for the beach like Oh yeah you're a regular Baywatch overt yeah simmer down now wants yeah. He weighs and he goes. I personally. Don't think it was that treacherous treacherous. I'm like where are your stripes man. epaulette Madonna leads. We're your stripes with since when are you like an authority on what's treacherous and what's not. Have you seen this crew. Have you seen. Have you seen these deckhands. You should be so lucky that you're still alive just being on that tender for for five minutes and the is he's like we could have. We could have beached. It would have been fine. Okay okay. So then courtney is offering a watermelon fl.. Oh No Brian is offering. In Courtney a watermelon flip. Who Cares Ronnie? You're watermelon Mike. I object to myself off. Basically just canoe there. There's some sort of canoeing happening. And then they get interrupted by Kevin and Brunswick Municipal Court needs ran me. She's she's so cute but then people interrupt and she puts her gold up. Like okay. Whatever you take your hot you'll just wait around? You'll you'll be fine. The woman needs or guard up up in this cast. Seriously I mean right. Can you blame her. And also because Kevin like it's interrupting something to think something Mister Dole obscene. You always interrupt and something so The DAD's like well I. I haven't seen any jellyfish so far. Let's pull that ninety seven thousand four toys and Riley turns the Pearson and goes well you know what they say about the slide went in Thailand. I think that's like that sentiment's going to be lost on Master Pearson understands that expression. Yeah he's like women. Thailand get my batmobile when in Thailand get mid Jelly for my grandmother. You motherfucker AH captaining cater. Talking on air ain't well fifteen minutes to write for those. The parents will be here fucking mint Jelly Lady. Ann cates in fact in some way to deal with them us she genius. We're bringing here for lunch. That's exactly right. So yes a little dinky he comes and gets the parents by grandma and GRANDPA have some fun mint jelly down in Patong beach or wherever go have fun. Everyone the boys are like yeah teamwork year that we brought in those water toys and Riley's like you want me to get my toys sir. Thanks for early. We've got the boys got it. I share it. You want me to start Beaming out there for that means. No no thanks. We've gone it. We've got to believing whatever that means. Tanna Goes Yeah Nice teamwork everyone because yeah nice teamwork got it got nice teamwork Donovan. Bachchan gotta be errors right. Go get an for two hours. She's like and got it eh. Just wake me up at a quarter past get it. The captain is in the mirror in acceder coming his hair. He's like fucking G Keel over here. Look I didn't go as planned but tonight I'm pulling out all the stops to show him a good team that means some extra old spice and and really Old Tuxedo Jag iron. God bless Simone. She's a good kid. A gentleman doesn't leave home without bringing his talks talks. That's what I what does he talks without bringing his fucks as in. I don't give a fuck 'cause I got my suitcase. Just because I'm prepared prepared. I am prepared. I got my tax and tax acts up. Guess he's getting a one-way ticket home attack. Cedo they gave me a good man. Never leaves. Has this tax is just good. Taste flower shirt really needs to come back. The if you're if we're going to talk about taste get that flower. I was hoping that there'd be like some sort of flower element the Tuxedo. Like maybe flower blazer or or a flower cummerbunds something like that like a big bird of paradise situation known Kevin and cater talking and he's like eat out about that politely. You're just like okay okay. DVD But will reach added charter to and then she starts doing your table scape because it's roaring twenty s party and she goes. Oh God the deckhands we're GonNa hit US feathers everywhere. Sarraj okay. League is more flowers over here. Fetters over here sorry sometimes ups so the little girl all who gets no attention because masterson takes all the attention is getting ready and she's so cute you like why don't why don't you is there. Pearson they're adorable and like I love that Master Pearson's tension which happens later like compared to everyone every other child who's seen on Bravo is so benign. It's like he's like no mother and and that's like the extent of it. It's like wow. He's he's out of control. Mother I do not like this sauce is like that that you never eating again. Creme Brulee offer you monster child but ma so then A. The good news is that Darren fix fan. They're like Yay Daria. And we'll never see you again. Dan Legendary give a speech. He's like well get out -tarian mine back to this much and sound and too much ambient sound in your voice so then Captain Lee comes to his desk at another desk to the table. And he's like well look at me. I'm wearing attacks. This is my best. Titanic any Colleen Costume Daddy Daddy. Can you hear me from the titanic. I feel like I just would not joke about the titanic. If I were on a boat in the middle of the ocean yeah let you know. I guess if you're captain did I guess you make jokes like that. I guess so. I'm not even make. Comparisons of y other types of vehicles were wearing dressing and like that would be bad because they've just get worse. I'm GonNa Control Myself. We're addressing like being on the titanic could be worse dressing like equivalents. You know now yeah. I'm not I'm just not GONNA go into the world of of disasters like does that like I'm just I'm just telling people I'm basically asking for the Southwest Airlines. Where all the stewardesses or dressing like? Amelia earhart. Yeah exactly that's a better way a conversion so anyway better version of a terrible thing to say but to not make people that he is not making people at ease me trying to explain me trying into say because now we're all wondering what the hell you were going to say. It makes it like twenty times worse because now I was Gonna say that lives out of state. You don't have to know what I was GonNa say I was GonNa talk about. It's like back you know what it's like it's like snoopy being the Red Baron there. No I tried to take it to a sweet and cuddly. Place is this the point is this. Kevin is pleading leading. He's planning a soup Broccoli and spinach soup. And it's like electric green and has fed a foam and now I like Broccoli and I like spinach and I probably have no general problem with them being together. But there's something about a broccoli spinach soup that kind of triggers like weird childhood things just like no no no no no. Don't you have any Brussels sprouts that you can throw it in there and just make it a Trifecta fucking terrible for children. I know and it's like it's a neon green. I'm the green is so green. I was just like what is this crazy soup that he's serving. It shouldn't be that caller master Pearson's like what is that smashed. Green beans lay subtitled. told him going. Yeah that's bad if you've got a if you've got a lame from masterpiece this is and this is a kid with an adventurous palate like earlier. There were like well. Masterpiece appears in just loves his fish. When does anyone say that about a five year old? Oh you know masterpiece and he just loves his red snapper some of them love it my niece since there's a little baby just as grabs handfuls of Sushi and chefs. Have Dan who could well. Sushi is. Just it's just wonderful so your your niece has good taste. June June look.

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03:39 min | 7 months ago

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"CRAP DOT COM so we begin in La. And then we go to Detroit and Columbus and Austin and Houston and then Hoover Alabama and then no love Lawrence fucking Kansas Omaha Nebraska Salt Lake City Utah fiene cover British Columbia. Which is where Courtney from below deck is from and Orlando entrusted in Oklahoma City? K- Literally O. K. City. It's my favorite city because it's called. Ok City Asbury Park. Washington D C San Francisco and Boston. WATCH DOT COM to get that and and don't forget to also sign up on patrol and get access to our bonus episodes this week. We're doing our second part of our top chef. Cath preview. It's an all star season. We're GONNA go weigh in on some people that we actually have some impressions of in terms of not like impersonations but actual takeaways from watching them on TV. So Oh that's patriarch as well as crap demand and all the other good stuff so that's Patriot dot com slash. Watch what happens and that's pretty much about it. We got a nice big problematic below decks and sort of. Yeah I guess just problematic or just like icke rape rape e episode of Blood Eh another. It's another home run another home run for men another yeah on Below deck below deck really just reinforcing using every terrible terrible male stereotype or you know bad reputation. Well earned man Kei okay. Yeah Really Ernie get out there in the world. Yeah we really. We really are with great. It's a great way to show the bullshit that women have to deal with all the time. It's really just sort of like distill still down here in the on deck. Yes and it ended last week with very exciting. I am fucking call dot com down. Oh God damnit got like Riley Yell so much am she turns into Captain Leeann my head. That's all right but captain Lee knows how to do a bowl of not apparently but not Briley so that was like a big thing in the first half the episode like we'll learn how to do a boom in not so the episode is like Riley. He is like getting mad at the guys because they're being obnoxious to her. As usual and then the smoke alarms are going off because the exhaust fan is broken so the kitchen is like all smokey and gate has like a very good observation. She's like you know. I don't blame Kevin for the exhaust fan not working but if the hospital's not working like why would you use the grill with a broken exhaust fan. Yeah I mean if I had a broken blender I wouldn't be pushing Pina coladas. Heh through all the wound in your Master Pearson sounding a little bit gene today. I like that does not a very big difference which came first. Yeah so yes so. cates like Seven signs of a yard apocalypse. Smoke children in-laws unreasonable beaches Men who are assholes roles. Tanner being disgusting Courtney still not ironing things Kevin Hi I'm trying to tie. Yeah diarrhea. That's more than seven actually. It was less than seven. There was smoke children and laws unreachable beaches no AC in the Galley and diarrhea seven. The seventh one is not being able to come up with the seventh one..

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14:51 min | 8 months ago

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"That'll do it up and then ngs too. I knew when I saw that Ron is gonNA hate this guy. I'll glasses of wine works. You idiot you don't you. Don't order a glass of wine and then have the chance to smell the entire glass. You smell it when you order a bottle of expensive wine or anyone really you order a bottle then you smell you. Don't order glass of right off the menu that smelly it. It was literally like yellow tail wine. Whatever it's called so so then Then like moments after that coordinate like stock having to talk to Pearson and you can tell she doesn't know what to do with kids like Sim Lake with me because she's like l.. Are you looking for stuffed animal. Here's one here and she starts shaking it like rattle like here's a stuffed animal. And he goes. That's mine here. Take here is awkward for you as it is for me because it's pretty awkward for me. No one hundred intercepting this Levin. I think after the whole thing. So then Riley and kate are talking and cates like strap Western different three stripes feels like. I don't know you should give it to the boys because they're joking about about like that. They're so heavy three-strikes feels like she's like no you should give the stripes of the boys up there because they know the three stripes feels like got it upstairs got it so cates. A- are you night with the stripes or something else because personally I'm trying to jab at Simone So you know if you want to join your plotline with mine that's fine. Just let me know over. We're going with this and say okay. What about him like he gets under my skin? I'M GONNA fuck him till ankles fall off and upstairs ashes like hey brew brew. You have to be careful with your words with Royal Rhino. Is You have to be really careful. Because she's a woman and women understand things differently. You know less advanced and they don't know how to do things so usually what's Catholic and he's like but breathe. That's not how the way the expre- okay. There's no Hou expre- it's a bit like walking on eggshells forming with farting. It's not gonNA work. They need to work at so Riley's he's like are you fucking kidding me. You fucking kidding me Ashton junior your bit of CIA. Yeah and Caitlyn sensitive bitch so then Riley rallies also like. I don't understand how someone so good looking. Get under my skin. I'm like good looking people do like that. Is they look good. So then you're like Oh my God. They're so good looking. And then you find out they have terrible personalities and then they get under your skin that's like why are we have good looking people to know what it feels like. Have someone get under our skin. It's like this. Let God's gift to them. Yeah Yeah my favorite part is like when you're if you follow someone on Instagram Graham. Who really hot and like they're so hot I can't get over? How hot by our but then as they're personality starts coming through on Instagram they just be you realize how terrible they are are and then finally there comes that day? Where you're like? You're no longer how you're just purely terrible for me and the spell is broken and I can live my life God. That's what I call dating. I don't know anybody. I don't know how anybody gets married. So Kevin is making a meal in pineapples which is cool like he's he's got it the pineapples and he serving them in case I interest ramic in the pineapple that should be the next commercial for the Pineapple Association of America Patriotic. In so he was like this looks. Bad doesn't chick no it doesn't it. Looks Great and he goes well. I'm also making meat on a stick Dick because my daughter likes it. I mean come on with you I know I mean look really good. I'M NOT GONNA lie but seriously I mean this is the and you have you have a Gentleman on their. Who's being pretentious enough to taste the wine? So like you gotta step it up so they serve the food and by the way you know what I love about these kids they just eat it like Master Pearson and was like Oh a pineapple full of exotic ingredients. I'm eating it. He just went in with a spoon. You and and the Guy The dad or whoever is like well I mean. It's not like crazy food but I guess it's good and the mom says ports not my favorite. But it's not that bad when take these are some very valid so then it's high dancer comes out and starts dancing the gas and captain Lee staring at her like winger the Hell L.. Did this person come from. Is that Ashton that Ashton you looks elevate lot different makeup so Brian Court me or hugging in the Galley. And Kevin's like no. No no no no no no. They're not here in the Galilee. Please yeah all you have here. I'll have to shed onto the food out of the way so then kate is like. Wow what is tied. Answer is fantastic. I really respect her. She's got commitment to her craft. Something I was smelling only had some. Oh what you come up here good glad you could make it. I just wanted you to witness me giving an extra stripe to dancer. Thank you thank you so much for our K.. Go show that she had those types everyone. Yeah so they so. Kevin serves up for dessert Like rice pudding but he uses a like a black rice or whatever whatever at Mango Parfait and this one girl who didn't like the pork is like I don't like it. I'm just like not into rice for dessert. I know the city just rolled over in her gray. Thanks a lot lady. So the guy's like Um yeah. It's not really amazing tonight. You know I asked for five. Oh and then the the wind wind guys like five star courses meat on a stick. He could do better. It's like still Kinda hate you knocking totally disagree with yes. Exactly exactly like you're kind of right. Well it was weird because I want to be like you're kind of right but at the same time I kind of felt like the Madonna stick looked really good so I was was like. But you're also being a SNOB so I hate you but then again you're also making Kevin's life harder. So I kind of like you so I don't know where it's damned so kate goes down to Kevin and she's it's like the old guy doesn't like it. He said meat on a stick. Gross I just from my own face. I mean it's like he's expecting five-star Michelin food or something given like it did. And so I wasn't listening to you. I was giving another stripe your microwave because it's been doing such hard work for you and Kevin's like well could've done better than meat on a stick but just with these guys look wealth. You know you could. You could do better than meat on a stick. Yeah so then. Downstairs Tanner's with Simone Simone is like. Hey Yeah Simone. So it's pretty cool that you and I are keeping this casual right And she's like well as long as there's respect he's like got it. I don't respect you. Great great tonight. Yeah I mean yeah. As long as there's respect there you stuck your tongue down my throat right after you or right after you bar Eh. Right after I got mad at you called me for sex so I mean like hearing the words just follow the words and then you gyrated your Boehner up on a lady you worked at the club right in front of my face after it was evident that it made me uncomfortable. Great so next morning Ashton in Bryan Bryan. Wheelhouse we else. So he's like I just got a call from the water taxi. They're going to be able to bring them all out there for their beach or they're going to be able to bring them all out there and ashes like eats surprise arrival for the kids grandparents who live in Ireland. We've already got two young kids which is a safety hazard. And now we're about to have elderly people as well not to mentioned all the women on board who don't even how to handle themselves if if I'm right so then So that the taxi arrives and the jetsons mom is like who's that. Why is that both coming so close to US totally tipping no surprise like Okay Lady? Chill out okay. Your son eats from a Pineapple Anapa. L- he can handle the surprise. You don't have to spell it out for him so she so she's like who's that WHO's.

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"master pearson" Discussed on Watch What Crappens

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11:14 min | 8 months ago

"master pearson" Discussed on Watch What Crappens

"You guys ironed out and pay for this and mainly court please. For God's sake already going to have a firearm on this police we wrinkles only as we wrinkles. So yes oh Ashley than afterwards is like Oh kept me. That was me and I apologize. And I'm I'm going to pay for everything in your letter of apology and Kathleen's like you know I you know he's a good guy but you know what the pond that he's ice skating on the ice. She's getting real thin. It's it's a fan at the and I I'm putting up a sign that says be careful of walking on thin ice. You don't WanNa fall in and had to be hauled hauled out okay because it gets to be hauled out. Guess what guess. What's hauling you out a one way ticket to a warmer weather with no? That's what I'm saving. It'd be how that my Goddamn MM southwest air airplane with fucking rope tied to the tail right out you're going to be an and you're gonNA GONNA be. Section Z forty three. Okay beyond last and sitting in the middle seat which weather people on that rope so next week. Get a close up of Kevin Sniffing his armpits. I don't know why they're showing us the most disgusting fucking close ups of Kevin ever that they need to take that camera out of Ceram and not only does. He sniffs his armpits Agha's lavender you who has lavender deodorant. By the way I I do thank you very much actually cucumber Olander to be specific I use degree and degree because degree has Jio For women and for men and their men's deodorant they're like men don't lack real descriptions because men men so instead of saying that this smells like lavender avenue Romans were saying cool rush or extreme blast. I'm like what is cool rush smell like what does that are no. That's true. I wear the latest Ziada rate. I sure do right now. I'm wearing a Unisex because I prefer native deodorant. They're an advertiser but I really do actually use their Deodorant Lovett. It so Ashton cates he we gotta Mason and KKK folding laundry. I'm guessing and then Dan he's like K. A.. WanNa apologize like okay. It loses its luster when every fucking day. After you go out you have to apologize to somebody. Yes because he's clearly doing like an apology tour to everyone. So he's like. Hey I just want to apologize for my behavior last night and she goes. That's okay. I'm sure it was just built up frustration from from waiting for Riley and I which was great great to separate issues. Honestly she goes. Oh two separate issues got it got it. Okay to separate issues I'm just gonNA rotate my head. A little bit this gopher right to left right to left healthcare has no fake Mista give and so he walks off and his l.. For Folks Sake. I'm going to rain with my tail between my legs apologizing. Okay Yeah your tail between your legs because you got called out for it and you're apologizing because you got called out for trek trying to make her apologize to you he goes. I'm going around with my tail between my legs saying start everybody but the Queen Bee Bitch has to have the last say jab jabeen knife into my side one last time and it's fucking irritating so he's the victim because she's not letting him apologize easily You know it's like it's it it really is. It's so entitled and it's it's it's awful you now. Yeah so yeah just sorry I oh so I was telling him off in my notes so then Aston is like what I need is when you've got time to speak to somebody about something and he said You WanNa pass stupid comments on the fly. Let us bitching. And then he's he's telling this to Kevin which is another one who asked to apologize all the time. Yeah they're just it's just so bad it's time for commercial. It's time for our show. So now the the the charter guests to arrive at all right. Everyone what the fuck you guys are doing tend to change into whites. Okay get into those whites assuming they aren't dirty from being thrown on the floor last night luggage bunny. ADS anchors anchors luggage Bonnie Fatty so the the family arrives and McPherson's like captain we and they go on tour of the borough and everything and point shoot Massar Pearson can't open up a door. He goes do you help because yeah Well it's okay. It's a heavy door it's been it's been a close ally by really awful people so maybe you can take it. My shoes are waterproof fine. Yeah Yeah So. It's eighty nine degrees in the galley because the vents don't work Down so Kevin is like making a capris salad not to be confused with the Capri Salad but Caprivi Salad and then out on the deck One of the ladies that I don't know if it's his mom or whatever is like a Master Pearson. You're saying you said that I I look like I lost weight and goes no. Were you lying because jellyfish first this jellyfish all over the place again a everywhere you look ladies like. Oh my God Did you you put one of us. We may think he's in there and actions like Oh the critical August. We'll figure that out. He's like God at this up to this point. We've we've been avoiding it but now we've got to do it and redemption to. Let's do this because there's been a lot of critters on this boat so they are putting out their a free pool and Brian's like Oh seems big issues big so they're setting that whole thing up because it's a whole big giant thing and the meantime the Brazi Salads arrive at the lunch table and we have instant drama. Yes there's hair on my cheese also this. Yeah this crazy salad I was like. Wow you really you really Going above and beyond again over there. Yeah exactly three ingredients so K.. It's like well I'm GonNa get you another one. One cannot wait to take this down here on the Herald. The food is disgusting and the worst thing you can experience. Yeah the worst thing in the world so she brings it back and she's like there's hair there's haired you want apologize anyone for the hair perhaps so he like Kevin is like doesn't even believe he looks at it real close closet. What here and she's like? Yeah it's like in the cheese which is my way of saying definitely your hair it's embedded. It's your hair your hair as its cross. Ross Jesus Cross Mr Dobson. So did you notice when he pinched the Harrop. I totally zoomed in on that hair. I was trying to get a good read on that hair so I can can you somebody of having their hair in the cheese. Alas couldn't get it he needs to hold it up to the white background of the event and the low background of the black background. Yeah yea how much supposed to investigate. I know you ruined our. CSI moment are Bdi. Moment below deck scene investigation. Yes are so so. Meanwhile they're like they're blowing up the The critter pool during those all this stuff and like the guys are totally clueless. They don't know what to do. and Riley's like okay. Well there's valve there you can do this How about that? There's a loop there that you can use and then one of the guys at the Brian rationed goes easy tiger which was totally dismiss it. But she's like the only one who seemed to have any idea what was going on like Whoa Easy Tiger Brian and she's like what that he's like. It's all of offers Tong John here she's like I'm we're going to hit that dealt with it and acids like everyone's getting frustrated because right maybe we should. Maybe we should do it that way. Maybe the fucking Kripa shut the fuck up by stabbing faith so then they finally get this credit approval. Free report out in the water and Brian. Like look how cool it is. Can you walk on it and Riley goes yeah. Just make sure you don't slip and fall. Thanks captain obvious. And she's like sh seuss said then of the guests come over and then he is and the guests. Are you guys going to go in the water. Just be careful you can get caught in the net and she goes. Thanks captain obvious I got it. He's like new. Actually it's a safety hazard. I was pointing out. She goes Oh and slipping on a wet surface. Surface is in a safety hazard word. I'm sorry Riley. Just thanks for that. And then she turns the gassing does not just to state the obvious. This is very slippery very got it got it Guys like God yet. Yeah Ski. Time Kevin close up of Kevin just giving a huge gone they only give Kevin the most flattering closeups. I know so. The guests likes likes swimming pool for forty minutes and they get out and like we're done and so now they're like Jesus like all this work for forty minutes so then they spend while it's still either way it's so they come out and now the the deck ru has start folding up and in the meantime it's like boiling hot in the kitchen. And Kevin's like you. You look hot and bothered kite and she goes. Well I am hot and let me see bothered you idiot on it. They had a fan. I mean it's a standing fan. I mean if you have an office fan on your somewhere depressing like the sucks so the decorah starts hauling up this credit critter free pool and we see a time stamp and it looks like it takes like at least two hours if not more because I wasn't paying attention attention to the time sampling and started but I know it's hard in the five o'clock hour and and it was like by the time the montage ends. It's like after seven o'clock which is crazy and also should really take two hours something probably there's probably an inefficiency there then the think about their actions so Ashton's like oh it's like a joke came Andy Dickins. Does it take to fold up a pool. And maybe we should fold it into larger squares and Braga Ranga Relax Riley relax secure tamper-proof took I am fucking call. Start with me but base if I was like Brian has no idea what he's tangling with. He has no idea you. Don't tell me to calm down. You tell her hey royally. There's a bear over there. Okay let me go fucking kill. I'll be right back. fucker tells us don't look at me not doing a fucking thing and tell me to calm down you fucking moron Iran so then court me goes up to one of my favorite kind of customers. Oh I hate these fucking guys. She's like here's her wine and the wait wait so she stops and he goes..

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"master pearson" Discussed on Watch What Crappens

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11:46 min | 8 months ago

"master pearson" Discussed on Watch What Crappens

"Can you join me back up a JAL okay. Fine so So Kate probably knows she's in trouble. So then you know Ashton and Ashington Riley talking about the whole situation and Ashton was saying saying how she was being totally immature and Riley was based like. Yeah I was pretty surprised that You know captain. Lee didn't offender like normal so kate was very rattled actually is used to getting her way. I like actually started the conversation she got cell. But do you think of the elephant in my room. Wow you guys really took that class trip seriously. So yes okay. Kate walked into the WHEELHOUSE and Captain Lee. He's like I'm not gonNA tolerate somebody blowing up. I think everybody knows that about me. Oh is that serious. You bring me cereal. Well Okay what was I saying again. Well I think if I hadn't been drinking since Tam I wouldn't throw a black shirt on the ground but I was so there you have it. I know but you gotta be bigger than that Kate Eight. She's just like I know. Yeah she's like it's never a good idea to talk to capitalise about behavior from the night before he didn't like and and I'm still hung over and makeup on my face from crying. It's a lot of great morning now. So he's like wow cates. been with me five years now. She's certain certain a certain degree of preferential treatment. But I guarantee you that while napper happen all right coming kit. Give me another hat. Come all right Kiddo. Sorry to the uniforms on the ground will never happen again. It wasn't your uniform so by so outside talking he's like you'd like drinks a bottle of water and his sunglasses fall head and break on the floor. He's like Oh shit I was like. Yeah Yeah that's what you get broken glasses. Like a small like a Smidgen of justice in the World Riley and Bryan or working. I'm Ron and go. Oh so courtney doing good. Just that sucks. What nothing So I I Flashes to coordinate at the board going I actually created more wrinkles. Also were there just ongoing ongoing torture from the ironing machine so preference heat meeting captains needless to say last night I wasn't leans on going forward and expect you all to act like adults. All right we're not gonna let everything fuck this Charter. Got It. And everyone's just quiet. He's like all right. Well surprise. I've got something for your kids. Master Peterson back master. Pearson who who Famously was this adorable child from last season who I think I think when we were when we were recapping and we saw that children were coming on board. We're like Oh God is they're gonNa be chewed little brats and they're like the most wonderful children we've ever seen on television and you know desire basically it was like you all my master now I will do anything for UMASS UP YASIM awesome. I'm weedy so. He's like that whole families coming back. You know. And that was a pain in the ass charter for all right. You know one of these ladies is the one chandler drop. Banner flashback to Chandler dropping lady on our ass. It was a great cause talk of an episode so Ashton's like well K. K.. Each Other's throats but we need to put our differences aside because today today on sober. Yeah so is K. K.. Dustin Kate Ashton is talking about how she has no respect for his leadership and the rest of the crew. And you've tried to fuck one of your crew one of your underlings already and you fought with another way and you didn't reprimand someone on your department for Calling the lead of another department a Bitch so and then stuck your tongue down another coworkers throat. So I don't know how much respect you're expecting over there. Yeah so it's okay comes over. And he's basically she's like. I hate this. I hate today so much. Because she knows she has to have a talk with Ashen everything. Meanwhile Kevin's fiddling with a switch in the kitchen 'cause we find out later on. The Fan doesn't works so he's just sitting there being like Jesus Crossgar. Dad said. This isn't my fault father this. This isn't my fault. Jesus Christ so K.. It's like all right what's up passion. He's like well. Obviously we seen in the Mesa last night. They escorted saying and she's like. Oh God what was the issue Kate. So well rank out annoying company badge and I was Max as I've been like being called Bitch AH So throws close on Scout Antwerp. Look let's limit limit supplying it's important for me to know why because when we when we're told to get ready of feel like you have really you know you've taken up thirty to forty minutes of all time while you're late and she's like See tells us Tom Who do you think you are. If you lost your fucking mind. I thought it was coming here for to for you to apologize. It's GonNa be a man of clothes on the floor like literally people aren't going to be able to walk tonight. It'll be a full like snow fort of laundry so then K is basically like you know everyone hates me right now and I'm feeling really down. There's only one thing thing I can do to make myself feel better passive aggressive delivery stripes. Carney I hey simone come over. Here comes the end of the clause corny. Here's these traps for you. Because you are in them. You're so good extra strength through see this. Courtney she does see this transfer Courtney yes he really did it. She really went back on that because court and he was like. Can I still one of those preference sheets I WANNA put one on the wall. Here's what you can. Sto An extra strive have that. It's like you. He's definitely earned it. Everybody noticing this. You've had straps before right and she's like Yuck I worked. We're talking about where I was like one of two. So yeah she goes. Yeah we we'll during if it's passive aggressive. And then Kate goes. This is better award. For Courtney and punishment for Simone did we. Do we already red stripe. Oh okay we didn't okay. I guess we'll just we'll just have to use corn extra stripe that she just burned herself. So Simone You don't seem to be upset about this. What what was your first second job Simone? She goes this one she has. Yeah yeah well you know that extra stripe is really heavy. It comes with a lot of extra responsibility sponsored. -bility not simone accordions like. I'm it's a bit awkward but I don't think it's unwarranted Howard seafood for one tower CPR. Did you notice that. She said when Kate says it has a lot of responsibility according to humane everything. I'm already doing and they both laughing. Sad rude so then cleaning time. Tanner is talking to Ashton. He's like dude. You and I dance with those dancing girls. I got so much trouble for that Shit. It's like having a fucking girlfriend you know like it's like come on dancing with the party grows like pretending to strip elect you man. He is so obnoxious he doesn't even get it. Of course tanner and are just puts it all on the girl like she's crazy. It's like no because you're acting like because you you. You told all the guys exactly what what happened behind closed doors which made her feel like shit and then you bone her and then But in public you don't WanNa be around her. You WanNa go with some other girl. So it's all degrading. It's not about like her being a clinger clinger. It's about you just not respecting the person that you're sleeping with. That said she is a fucking clinger and she shouldn't be around that guy well she already. He has problems because she's been obsessed with Hanner which is questionable to begin with and she has clinger she is she is. She knew that she she even said earlier. She's like Oh why I'm so weak. I'm so weak. I wanted to be a gorgeous. I was just before this strong goddess. Like no you're worth and say no to him so simone calls her mama so last night kate fault when she practically threw clothes on the floor and then she gives stripe to someone and I tend the iron on low to teach that girl habit habit usually on meet afraid that shit or you know what I'm going to get that money. I just love her. Speed talk with their mom listened. Listen here's what's going on mom conspiratorial speed. Talk with her. She's like she's like little. Does she know that. I'm very good at being professional. Even even though I don't like you and I think she's going to get reaction she's got the wrong person because I'm not that busy bitch. I'm going to be very pleasant and Nice. Yeah so then provides uh-huh time and captain gets a really long email scrolling through this email. He's just going shit guide damning amit and I paused to read some of the email. And you know what it was about as we find out a few seconds later it's about Out The DJ equipment and Ashes cannonball and last week. I got really mad because I felt like Ashen did that. Canon Ball and then there was like a quick shot the DJ's wiping down their equipment. And I seem to remember on the I was like. Did you see that Ronnie though he he like splash water on the DJ's equipment. And I was like really outraged. Rage Bildt the lack of consideration for that so it made me deeply happy that came back as a major plot. Point for this episode. Yeah did and my reaction was kind the same as then I was like. Why do you put detail by pool? That's true to most people. Don't act cannonball the ball. Yeah they don't act like monsters so they have a meeting and he's nine not happy with something map now it's not. UCF you're doing great curious. I'm not happy at only two rules. Don't embarrass yourself don't embarrass the boat. Seems like all all of us aren't getting that message. 'cause I got an email from the Drain Beach Club what I hate. Kate does a slow one. Eighty head twists which which is like her favorite thing to do. She's like well. I'm looking to the left and I'm slowly now looking to the right. Kate was literally looking into the camera. Like this The camera at the Arthur from golden girls like whenever someone said something stupid and she just looks right into the camera. Like are you hearing in this do you. You know what's funny is. I had a dream last night that I was like hired to write an episode of the Golden Girls That was gonna be like presented live and and I was like really like Oh my God how am I supposed to write an up. Sell the golden girls. I don't even have an I. It's got to be ready in thirty minutes and I don't even know what the I don't even know what's going to be about. And how can I write something on the same caliber as the golden than girls. This is a real dream and then kate gave out LEC. Kate slowly was like looking left to right and in the camera. Ratu say wow so. Of course this is all apt Ashton's fault and he's GonNa have to pay the Beach Club back the Dream Beach Club job..

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"master pearson" Discussed on Watch What Crappens

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29:04 min | 9 months ago

"master pearson" Discussed on Watch What Crappens

"A power for good he makes us we it's Ritchie de Jamie she has no last name he actually Savona she don't take no baloney you don't touch Komo come on running the track at P it's not rocket science the term is determined rocket science it's how I was believed on the floor of the deck seat comes up to Kevin thanks for letting Kevin I mean the 'cause I was still crazy but thanks anyway and he's like less months extravagant and sobers mediocre per status a set so hard for myself got to step it up standards so I've been in y'all t grab the reason why we're here is because she gave her elastic brandy so of course brandy somehow impacts this as well and and you know the brandy loss elastic to as a ah could have just been a get out so Dr Chew Kiat comes on board to check in on Brandy and he sits down and a says Giovanni history fine and fine and kids I just classiest breathing so he goes have you been drinking and she said yeah you should probably drink a lot of juice right now that's what you do so he goes upstairs and like the like so like what's the deal is like She drink too much champagne they all like well we told you that and then they all start laughing including a doctor so then doctor yet yeah so then tanner is talking to simone in the mass and she just keeps laughing at him because of his accent funny and he's a gag you know we went on we've got boils on her feet we got scabs on crashes you know about to leaking we don't know why haw just cracking up like you know what you want to get white girl wasted tomorrow come on let's do it let's do it right anytime you need to Giggle I'll be giggle connoisseur a right and meanwhile he's he's going chatting extensively with Simone and Ashton had come in and said hey can you go help Brian with the take the slide down and and tanner was like yeah I'll do that on eating this cereal I'm having right now but while he's sitting there talking with Simone Brian is trying to bring the slide up by himself he's using this thing called the the a bit it's like basically like a hook or a crane and so he's like pulling it up and then he messes he like pulls the use it incorrectly and the Davut essentially breaks because I think shows implying because tanner is spending too much time talking instead of helping out which you didn't even get called on to look at that we've got all story nothing even came to fruition guys what the hell so yeah so brian walks up to captain lease little office and he's like a kept in unsorted you this I really fucked up I was bringing up the slide into the Anglo DNC broke loose at the D. C.. I kind of messed up the Davut Cancer Leah's yet Kanga Master up had he came to mess it up. It's kind of like kind of putting your hair up here that one Kiddo wants for you so you let me let me guess you're lifting a slide up McCabe came out of the roller for actually yes that's exactly at God damn it's going to be expensive mistake be a lot of work to be very expensive the only thing harder would be like going to a bar and saying hey well how about I give you my shirt for your shirt let's see you try to do that one see if you can pull that one off aggie dedicate well get a good job I appreciate Brian bringing this to my attention but this falls on Ashton shoulders it's his department make it work and while the police go to project Rodway please so the silhouette that you're working here so I I wanNA know I wanna know something about this little wet Kennett access orbits because it needs a one-way ticket out of this room right now hey oh hey oh that silhouette that toilet paper silhouette Adam was dragged by Dick through pine needles safety pins porn lemon juice on it stopping on it with a cowboy boot putting it on the South West ticket home that's what happened hey everyone in this room listen up okay I'm in charge in each and every one of the Fashion Dixon year and let me say right now there's a lot of pins a lot of machines you can get real injured number Hester Prynne from last season well guess what she ran a needle right there were finger I'm having that happen on my watch so if you just have to put out a toga than the Soviet no pans no scissors gloves all times otherwise you get a one-way ticket to Plano Dunbar Nina so then kate is checking on brandy Okay okay then I'm just GonNa leave your room now and then we'll best part the best part about that is when she asked brandy how she's doing Brindisi are you okay because I'm good thanks for asking just like this smile like Oh this bitch ask if I'm good oh I can't wait to tell him as I I think I called Josie Jeremiah. Last week I apologize his name is Joseph Oh man poor guy I nar solitaire is or is not on the show you know it's like when you're off TV show happens to you if a if a falls in a forest but nobody's there to watch it on TV really fall he's probably standing at attention somewhere with like a bag of cheetos waiting for Kate to come by so that you can share it with our about I won't open these until I five I got approval from Kate are Santana cheetos under close until passes by Master Pearson will tell me what to do next and then I shall stand here on wait for his word so Kevin is kicking kicking Kevin is cooking and and basically timing stuff out with Kate for dinner and the captain is going to be sitting tonight for dinner and then captain and calls Ashton and who else to the Wheel House oh just Ashton Ashton says daily Ashton Ashton Lee can I the wheelhouse God damn it all right so he comes up and I didn't catch him before he made that massive vodka a Brat scrunchy level fuck ups right that is manned scrunchy level backups you have just reached their kid congratulations kiddo difficult inexpensive repair and we will not tolerate fools here okay so with that being said we will not tolerate fools let's go see what your deckhand is doing and how she's struggling with the concept of a uniform yeah he's just so mad execute changing clothes she's a guy do you wanna fly to hate on you wear t shirt you wear another teacher then you bet on another thing but the difference this is not about in bullshit she really would not make up very foreign Broadway I'll tell you that much I had to change as a quick chains they just attitudes everyone department seem like bodily nap I don't really like changing clothes taking something everyone all right they won't put away their scissors because they're dangerous one second your soul and with your fingers next second you've got floors four less fingers okay you're sending your models and just want to remind her abby will not wear your clothing so just work with that over abby is the model so kevin is cooking by the way he's looking these prawns and he's like I've done these phone so many times as taken the pants off of many women of made it for Ha Har on getting Arctic the pants off them Kevin I tried to like Kevin because I like things well he looks like he's a really good chef but he's an ad us whole and he's got a huge entitlement situation and I do not approve it I'll tell you one thing though ever since that seem last week with Ashen and Brian Pushing that that the the tender or whatever it was off those rocks out in like I sort of like my heart skips when they come on screen. I'm like that that's really did something to me I'm like I am I attracted to Ashton now Brian always hot and I know a lot of people think actions hop I'm like I just get converted to Judaism just people with muscles you know that's the problem with people the muscles because you get attracted to the muscles but then no one keeps well some people keep their muscles forever but in general you know you get married he finds somebody then you just get fat like everybody else and so then you have to you have to imagine the person what they're gonNA look like after you fed them a lot you know look at a person and imagine what they're going to look like when they're happy insecure with themselves to make it then I don't know if there's hope for any of us yeah Arnold let's think about that I yeah but everybody take a moment stick silence more silence for Arnold T to body so which I also had a crush on back in sixth grade so anyway so Ashton and Yup abby tells Brian that he wants to stay in the loop on things Cetera because it looks really bad when the captain call him up to the wheel house and he has no idea that the DAB even broke or even have something called Abbott so then meanwhile hell Kate is with the zoos and she's like Courtney says she's like she s for something over the radio and cates like Oh my God corny your radio voice is like says we it's like Hi I'm Courtney and she's like Oh my God kate now I hate them mother has that voice and that's not the voice I want to have on gave for Vicki making fun of her hello I'm Courtney and corner was like Oh my God I do not speak like that I totally hello hi I'm just calling to find out that overcharged for this thank you I turned into column our customer service I'm just calling to say sorry I just called to say I'm sorry I'm very aw just France okay customer service you just want to be friends okay to beat just friends press two okay so courtney cake courtney come in radio voice okay captain and Kevin now having cam up here and he tells us I don't we sit but when I got a chef being a dick to my crew I mean listen when Kate brings it to my attention it's a problem all right so he sits down Kevin up in the wheelhouse and he's doing it in his power position right I'm the captain I'm literally turning a wheel right now for no reason you know about all right he served has like a guerilla stance right because he's got he's like sort of like leaned over his hands are like on the wheel or around the wheel and has like but is sticking out like right at Kevin and he's just not even looking at him and he's like and he's basically lecturing Kevin because essentially kate tattled assode here there was a dust up this morning want to enlighten my asshole about it the only thing that's missing you right now and he's like well you know when when when Shit's not together or get mad sewri Sewri I said I'm sorry to a and you know what I'm sorry wrong everything I said about Kathy Lee stance that was for the I realized it to you after politely sitting early in his chair so everyone every observation that we just made everyone just like copy and paste it in your mind for later just going to skip that part all together now Lee was actually sitting quite pleasantly with probably a leg crossed and he called Kevin so his took care of took care of it you know we had a problem or whatever and K Kevin's like super furious with kate now he's like well at least I know where we stand she doesn't like me on like hair so he's just like brushes it off at the captain he's like all right we took care of it I'll try and take care of things right away next time engines just leaves walks I remember watching it I was like oh you just going to walk out and then captain starts laughing and sure enough that's what captain Lee gets mad about you apt balls to walk away from me the even know the sort of guerrilla asshole stance can make at this wheel hi bankruptcy department yeah made a list of things I own Kevin's asked us at the top of it on his ass I own you will respect the rank that right now cad dammit hey guess what not in the market durant 'cause I already own Kevin asks on my own your ass does this yacht have a full basic cable package because I was wondering if we may be had VH1 or MTV or maybe own as in his mind I'm Oprah Winfrey Network of in the ASS and they asked Nights Gatt Oprah all the good ideas I should be Mica dam network all right so ashton gathers the deckhands and basically you know is based on them like you guys tell me if there's a problem because I don't want to be a loop and he has like the here's the funniest way of making a Brian feel better about you know what happened with adapted he is like Ed Broin I didn't want you to feel bad about you'll fuck up but anyway there's a hierarchy of the massive I know you had fuck up and you barely deserve to be on this but you know chin-high yeah here we are how about do me a favor and let me flirt with the girl that you're a so obviously taking goes just freaking out so the captain goes upstairs for dinner in.

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"master pearson" Discussed on Watch What Crappens

Watch What Crappens

03:42 min | 1 year ago

"master pearson" Discussed on Watch What Crappens

"Crap dot com. And then of course, after that, we got just for laughs festival and ban Cougars. So we must y'all all your Vancouver people in Seattle people at cetera. And then after that, we just have going on a magical mystery tour, we promise we're gonna make a song. But we haven't done it yet. So let's improvise song. We are going to the Knicks Portland. Boston Irvine, Milwaukee Minnesota have time. I don't know lyrics improvise. I don't know. Oh my gosh. Was terrible Nergal song is again until right now when we do the below deck recap. Oh, but also I have to announce there's new cert, and they're amazing cert- s- their Countess luanne old in a visual story by Andy Warhol is the Princess the Countess luanne pop icon t shirt, so please go to watch crap and start calm for looks water store and crap in verse dot com because as remaining our shower curtain for myself, and it's going to be bad task K or other campus t shirts, they do super super cool because who doesn't love the Countess Owen one other thing. So like on patriot oil we had this four dollar to your because we're trying to get this TV party to work where like you have private private broadcast, and it just never worked. So we just got rid of that two year. So. So that way you don't feel like getting free. It should be free for the masses okay here, but we do have another patriot here because we're charlatans. Okay. Yeah. Where if you miss this? You can catch the replay over on patriotic watch on your smart TV. You could see this face high definition we pop icon. Okay. So let us get into this recap. It was a below deck recap. It was their biggest season. It was huge show. It became higher rated than Vander Prempeh rules if I'm not mistaken two seasons. I think it was like their number two situation number two on Bravo gas. So it kicked ass, and then guess what they got backed up the bunghole by Bravo and had to do a clubhouse recap. I mean it just disrespectful. Yeah. And you know, the thing that bothers me is that like the clubhouse reunions are really not as comprehensive, and I don't know why I wonder is it because does a different production company handle is watch. What happens live production companies? They don't have lady row. Yes. Do they not have like the resources put into like looking up everything getting the questions, it just feels like it felt like with this hour we touch on a lot of things, but we didn't get into like didn't even mention master Pearson. That feels like an important thing. They didn't talk fearsome. I feel like we wanna talk that all of these guests. We want to all the issues with the food, and I don't feel like it even scratched the surface. I don't think and even those who anybody is on the show. I don't think he watches the show and look bless his heart. You know, he's got a lot to do. It. Can you tell we're going to Texas? Sinn 'cause I've been saying his heart for everything twenty times a day for the past week. Okay. It's my body gets ready. So I don't think he's washed it because even at the beginning. He was like, oh, and I'm saying bless his heart because he has so much to watch. Like, I probably wouldn't watch half the shit either. Like absolately add to so Andy's like so we had a bromance between someone over there and someone over there. And it's like not even that at all. It was Ashland Ross you're sitting right next to each other. And I was like, well, you're really doing a great job in the first two minutes of hiding that. You don't even watch his. So I know I know I just feel like this show was so good this season..

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"master pearson" Discussed on Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

05:40 min | 1 year ago

"master pearson" Discussed on Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

"I would being a baby, and I was trying to sit with the girls, and they just weren't having it and what really happened was. Was I was I was targeted. I was Audra sized for my interior crew, very noticeable when you can buy in everything together everything together, including one man task. Meanwhile, I'm working alone. Which is which is fine. It's not the working alone that issue with it was in covert manipulative tactic to constantly have me by myself because you start to question your your own sanity when you know when you're walking in on your boss talking shit about you and you wanted to get to the bottom line. And all she say, no, you're great. You're just being too sensitive. So we don't this becoming a pattern absolutely GAC lighting tactic. Been candid to make you your sense of perception. So I just I it was it was covert of us, and it's very hard to to recognize just let alone I mean, real life never mind energy of reality show, where you know, they can basically make you not. And that was I tried to try everything. I could I tried to rein myself in more reserved and I got shit for bringing everybody down. I. Very dark place. And I realized after after my fourth charter, I realized that it just wasn't the only going to get worse because it started out with eight loving me at least to my face. And as she began to devalue me, I was scrambling to try to get back into her good graces, and I just the nurses of these pattern bombing. And then they devalue, and they discard and in the devalues our realized that this was going to get worse, and I needed I needed to walk away. Because it's the only way you can win with with somebody who's the narcissist or a psychopathic they're on the same spectrum is the same behavior fame covert manipulative bullshit, I knew I needed walkway to preserve my own Kennedy. So on so on the final charter that is where we have these this group of people where the girl slipped on the rocks. They had children on which is something we rarely see which would imagine difficult more difficult than you. If you had adults and they're coming from this island, and you have your champagne glasses waiting, and they fall an crash, and you immediately get on your headset or whatever and say glass glass on the boat weight. But sure enough that little toddler gets on there. And he gets a little piece of glass in his toe. And he goes. Bleeding bleeding and that everyone. No. I just wanted to before. I even talk to you and saw that. I was like I reported. I said she told them right away. There was glass like an. And then the little kid gets a tiny sliver of glass, it makes such a big deal out of it. And they're like, oh, my God is the worst charter ever like these people what happened when when the glass broke till let me hear it from your perspective. Let me start by saying. It was a honal stupid for me to try to bring those glasses down to the platform that was done. So at this point, I was fried. I was I was not thinking clearly, but you know, so that's what I did. And I dropped the glasses. And I I Rabi oh. Patently who turned his Laki all the way down because she's greeting yet. No, I'd like to just point out that Chandler the phone can. Can. The new one by captain because he pushed frequencies on the radio, and and happily correctly pointed out, this is a safety hackers. We all need to be in communication at all time that guy turned his radio down. So you're me, they don't captain broken glass. Please hold on the tender. So. Somehow I attended vulnerable where he appeared from. But Chandler comes out and has only his right behind him. And I'm fried. I'm like, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Don't worry about it. What you need to go inside, Dr tending again, Chandler, you clean up the glass and jammers. Alright I'm on it. So I go inside. And I didn't I hear the child cry. I didn't know that will master stepped on the glass until. Is that how you'd have to refer to the children on the ought as master Pearson? Mccain's Ziya thing. Right. Lady, lady and master Pearson. They were any such great kids. Just so sweet. So well the..

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"master pearson" Discussed on Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

05:40 min | 1 year ago

"master pearson" Discussed on Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

"I would being a baby, and I was trying to sit with the girls, and they just weren't having it and what really happened was. Was I was I was targeted. I was Audra sized for my interior crew, very noticeable when you can buy in everything together everything together, including one man task. Meanwhile, I'm working alone. Which is which is fine. It's not the working alone that issue with it was in covert manipulative tactic to constantly have me by myself because you start to question your your own sanity when you know when you're walking in on your boss talking shit about you and you wanted to get to the bottom line. And all she say, no, you're great. You're just being too sensitive. So we don't this becoming a pattern absolutely GAC lighting tactic. Been candid to make you your sense of perception. So I just I it was it was covert of us, and it's very hard to to recognize just let alone I mean, real life never mind energy of reality show, where you know, they can basically make you not. And that was I tried to try everything. I could I tried to rein myself in more reserved and I got shit for bringing everybody down. I. Very dark place. And I realized after after my fourth charter, I realized that it just wasn't the only going to get worse because it started out with eight loving me at least to my face. And as she began to devalue me, I was scrambling to try to get back into her good graces, and I just the nurses of these pattern bombing. And then they devalue, and they discard and in the devalues our realized that this was going to get worse, and I needed I needed to walk away. Because it's the only way you can win with with somebody who's the narcissist or a psychopathic they're on the same spectrum is the same behavior fame covert manipulative bullshit, I knew I needed walkway to preserve my own Kennedy. So on so on the final charter that is where we have these this group of people where the girl slipped on the rocks. They had children on which is something we rarely see which would imagine difficult more difficult than you. If you had adults and they're coming from this island, and you have your champagne glasses waiting, and they fall an crash, and you immediately get on your headset or whatever and say glass glass on the boat weight. But sure enough that little toddler gets on there. And he gets a little piece of glass in his toe. And he goes. Bleeding bleeding and that everyone. No. I just wanted to before. I even talk to you and saw that. I was like I reported. I said she told them right away. There was glass like an. And then the little kid gets a tiny sliver of glass, it makes such a big deal out of it. And they're like, oh, my God is the worst charter ever like these people what happened when when the glass broke till let me hear it from your perspective. Let me start by saying. It was a honal stupid for me to try to bring those glasses down to the platform that was done. So at this point, I was fried. I was I was not thinking clearly, but you know, so that's what I did. And I dropped the glasses. And I I Rabi oh. Patently who turned his Laki all the way down because she's greeting yet. No, I'd like to just point out that Chandler the phone can. Can. The new one by captain because he pushed frequencies on the radio, and and happily correctly pointed out, this is a safety hackers. We all need to be in communication at all time that guy turned his radio down. So you're me, they don't captain broken glass. Please hold on the tender. So. Somehow I attended vulnerable where he appeared from. But Chandler comes out and has only his right behind him. And I'm fried. I'm like, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Don't worry about it. What you need to go inside, Dr tending again, Chandler, you clean up the glass and jammers. Alright I'm on it. So I go inside. And I didn't I hear the child cry. I didn't know that will master stepped on the glass until. Is that how you'd have to refer to the children on the ought as master Pearson? Mccain's Ziya thing. Right. Lady, lady and master Pearson. They were any such great kids. Just so sweet. So well the..

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"master pearson" Discussed on Watch What Crappens

Watch What Crappens

03:26 min | 1 year ago

"master pearson" Discussed on Watch What Crappens

"Uber driver would not no I have no idea who this person. Him in. Linda in is office. Birt's hit in the window. Marlo hampton. Master pearson. I'm bleeding. Eating Patricia -ocial. Let's. And Beata from and songs. You look like piece of hood him. Yeah. Well, me it got some lukewarm reception. Casey, Anthony, look like a good mother. She. I'm florida. Subcategory we act by way, we have a major oversight. Which is that we forgot also nominate March senior. So sorry apologies from the academy. It's like when corny loved and get nominated that time. Out of it. These me nothing. I'm late shocking. Who are your harbors? Fave or did we miss somebody? He's not on here. But I would like to nominate Glenn Kyle's party planner. God bless his heart. Made it eleven season guys. He's the only person who sweats more than Ronnie. Hardest working man. Hardest working man. Poor go God, God, I'm friends with horrible. Yeah. Plus, his heart literally. Yes. I know I feel bad for Marlo Hampton, she tries so hard every single I better. Better. See you waking up with Ted Turner in your bed. More you're ever gonna get anything from me Marlo Hampton. I love her. She is my career idol. Lord knows you've practiced in. Let's see. Who's your favorite? Did you say she's Marlow Glen? Oh glan-. Sorry. Sorry, pulled the sound of all. This kidding. It's just like my listening. Okay. Ami winner for best non cast member. Is patricia? Social. Earned earns. I mean, doesn't do what she did not. When you see somebody don't mind can you discuss some of the front doll just walks away like in a mall. You're just like Sam the Annabelle. Thank you so much. Guys are all votes. Really felt like my hair looks amazing. And you're so well known. Reword were Annabel lease left announce our next category. Love you Annabel at and complimented lifted next up to present the award for breast best breast bra. Darling. Best Bravo story line in need of.

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"master pearson" Discussed on Watch What Crappens

Watch What Crappens

04:46 min | 1 year ago

"master pearson" Discussed on Watch What Crappens

"And she goes, so captain, it looks like they're having fun. And he goes have now got that. I have no God damn idea. No way. What did he say? Yeah. Something like it was really funny to be. And I wrote it down wrong. Probably because I was laughing something like that. So anyway, then captain Louis comes up with a new idea, which is that the guests are going to stay there. Hang out, and they'll call van the vans gonna transport the guests from the beach to the other beach, the docs, whatever it'll be all fix everything's. It'd be fine. So the is gonna come back guess are gonna stay except keta cetera. So so that's all fixed. But in the meantime, the lady who fell over I mean, she's this person to be a little bit of victim anyway. But in this case, you really is one because she got dropped on cement on a luxury charter, and she's like, I mean, he didn't even apologize to me. And I'm like, it's kind of funny that she wants an apology, but maybe I would too if like his own the reaction was do you need a second. Like really bothered me. Yeah. He's gonna find a way to blame that on like Riley your silently. Maybe of Riley had gone ahead and dried off that stone. We wouldn't be in this issue. So in Kate goes, I don't know if you've noticed, but the bout left to live here now. They've left them to do all the work and already yelling at Riley back the vote. He's like Riley spin bags that are sopping wet need to dry out here. I didn't know we're doing that. I'd feel like that's common sense. Because maybe I don't have any document. Yeah. Yeah. Give kids like Kate to my Sienna K to my Sienna. Are you guys gonna be sending a taxi or do jobs? I and I have to fashion one out of coconuts and palm FRANZ. Okay. Do we have to everything we have to create the local transportation to Hedy because we can't do it? Just don't want to. I'll cook a Hulu dancer if I have to. Yeah. Meanwhile, Chandler just in his room sipping coffee just Jansen a little bit while like Kate inches. I are packing up everything waiting for their taxi that that I'm assuming Chandler supposed to call for them. Then Riley's complaining to Ross Ross Ross's like all yet Bodet listen roll, some Senate Riley, Dan because she's on nights do with what you want done. I am. Like great. You're supposed to lead are actually. So you're not on to take a break. So captain lease like, all right. Caroline. You seem unfazed for one second must be a full moon. So while we have this moment of lack of frazzle or as I like to call it L A waf-. Could you make some cocktails for this group because I'm sure they've had a terrible time because Chandler was in control. So mixon just makes them very simple drinks for them. So she goes downstairs to pour into glasses, and she's googling. Does you notice that you going glasses per second? Just for like, oh trying to look something up on her phone. I know and then they so the guests are coming back on their little rescue boat. And captain Lee says well sorry about this whole rigmarole with the taxes and stuff, but it was all in the interest of safety safety number one just to glass breaking the editors are like so on top of this shit interests. Eighty cut to broken glass in Carolina like. Oh my God. And they can't win the mongo's. We had a blast and Bolivia goes I got dropped. And he said that means you are carried and not down successfully. This is the second day of me not doing very well. And Caroline tries to radio the captain. But for once the captain doesn't have his buds in or whatever and captain captains of broken glass. I need a moment. Going get it. But no one hears this, then for master Pearson is like. King. And I. What we? Walking walking. I would have seen that for my dishes. But my wife's the real rock star here. Go ahead. Honey. Anyway, I like watching at home cigarette drinks and brandy honor this whole too. Threshing? This is what we've come to. This is finally the origin story of my hit song. But reveal twenty years later classic anti of the moms like, it's okay master Pearson. It's just a battle blown the captain's like have a hell of that even happen..

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"master pearson" Discussed on Watch What Crappens

Watch What Crappens

04:55 min | 1 year ago

"master pearson" Discussed on Watch What Crappens

"Little girl. Drink if this Mark Rita, strong spicing, right? Just go with I like, your dress Batman sister. Unfortunately, you mean nothing to this storyline. Did you save them? No, I'll see long lonely life back to your room. Come now. Then meanwhile, Adrian just Leising tomatoes. He's like I've never had a whole table food was bad, which is his own struggle. But he has to go through with tomatoes. He does that like white boy, wrapping hand gesture things like so tonight, I'm going to blow out of the water. Oh, no. Greatly stop. I don't I don't like that phrase when you're on a boat. I actually would like she not like to be blown onto the water on it. But I like to stay pretty stable on the water. So Lee, captain Lee is still just like furious. He's like, well, I think are both in his dropping the ball to be quite Frank. And I'll be quite Frank about something else. I hate Frank. And I choose not to be him. If I don't have to be. That come on nights you rockstar party. He's like, I gotta eat went them. Dammit. And then the decker is doing something else that they're fucking up where the whatever and just as like. It'd be nice if everyone did their job. Well. They. Behind them pick everything up, which I'm doing for less money. Probably an Ashton's like we look chickens by hates soft off of here. And he goes we've really need some we really need some scheduling here boasting and China's like Johnny it's gonna change every day. It's a charter guys get used to it. Just get used to right? Okay. See you later like how about you anticipate things. Okay. 'cause actions like Nunu was going on Chandler goes. No one what was going on. I'm like, you know, don't repeat that. That's not for you to be like. Yeah. No one knew what was going. You're supposed to say. I know I'm working on that. We're gonna improve our lines of communication rallies. Like, I appreciate you think something the Chandler. I am a crapton of about in Alaska. And if this were my boat. He would definitely be fired. Meanwhile, Caroline goes into the galley where aegean's doing just like chopping something. She's like. He's just does not answer. I'm done. I'm so weird that that that bag of radishes said Hello to me. I'm trying to be professional. But when dust when it dust mop comes in here and tries to say, hi, look, I worked twenty hours a day. I can't take that load. Meanwhile, Kate Kate does something a little surprising to me. She abandons her normal. I think the evening I believe that's when she does pebbles. But maybe it's shells either way she puts out giant stars from Marshall's like light up stars little bulbs in them. I was like, wow, Kate is going the extra mile to compensate but his debt crew because I've never seen. Those giant stars. Before sexy glass, what was like frosted siegler broken glass Rockstars. I put the I'm putting the broken glass on the table. Because surely we will not have any other future incidents with broken glass later on this. Charter surely, this isn't a sign of things to come surely, knowing whatever has just broken glass on the floor, but on the table should be fine. So the captain has to eat dinner. So yeah, the captain has to go up there. He's like master Pearson. Look at this ring, if you're ever in a desperate scary place squeeze it and a symbol of will come up in the sky and your car will comply to get. He's like. Squeezy it'll go on squeeze it. Go off squeeze at one more time and. Teach out squeeze it. He lucky that's not a Carolina ring. You squeeze it. And it cries, then you squeeze it in cries more. Then excretes it tries to see for harassment. So enjoy that then you squeeze it and send it to a nice beautiful bedroom downstairs, and then it complained. And then it's like so now it's like rockstar. They're all dressed like Rockstars like rockstar dinner Roque store, raw rock, you'll be having a duo stuff mushrooms. Okay. Enjoy. Rockstar. So the chefs like are they happy down there. Too happy you're saying that right? I'm not just saying that I'm just really busy. Anyway, I got a serve this tumor zucchini rockstar. I feel like Albert actually looked like he was once a contestant on rockstar and access doesn't look like that like fifteen years ago..

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"master pearson" Discussed on Watch What Crappens

Watch What Crappens

04:30 min | 1 year ago

"master pearson" Discussed on Watch What Crappens

"And she's like, oh, I don't know why I'm exhausted and Adrian Adrian who is full of zen shade. This entire episode goes, well, at least you got a day off. It's just like I don't know what you're talking about. So can you remember when you were sick? And you were in bed all day yesterday. She's like, well, he goes, are you? Okay. And she's like well all just use a faking an injury. He goes, maybe paranoia. She just oh, no. Oh, no. I heard him talking and he's like she's really bringing the vibe down for the whole boat, and I'm a very sensitive person. So really affects me. You know, like when I make see flays if they collapse I collapse. If these cows gave their lives for terrible steak tonight, we noted to blame vibe that five had lady. Now, it's like jet ski time. And I got very scared because they put Pearson master Pearson on a jet jetski, and they didn't even put it. They like made them Klingon to the back of an adult like like one of those little monkeys that rides on a big monkeys. You know, and I was like what are they doing with mass or Pearson? He's gonna fall off. I was like this is why captain leaves gonna yell at them because this is like not how you treat master Pearson. I was like this kid. He's four years old on a jet ski. And then it was like fine. He like comes back like that was great. You know? Masterpiece. Antigen father die in horrible accident leaving you the power to take over the world and say fight evil in his honor. Combat masterpiece in with work on that masterpiece. And do you have a void? That's been left behind from that. Terrible jet. Ski accident that happened earlier today. It was fine. No one God. Dammit. Rectify that student Matt stuff. So meanwhile, okay, decorating tonight, ping, pong, lanterns and Carolina. What can I do for paintball lantern? Okay. Just got find all the white collar decor. And just you know, put up on the bar. So she goes to the cupboards and starts pulling everything out of them. And just like Caroline, Dan had the white things there. We'll have a pile of white things. She's like. Oh, God it is. But is that? Oh, God thing that you do that. This is a motion. What does that thing you're doing with your voice, your trembling? I Caroline put us that k- k Jos Iowa. There seems to be some pepperoni rearranging. The white speeds behind the Baugh. How do you want me to handle this? There's a meat puppet down here, quivering and closing. Its I over and over again anything I can do. There's a pile of raw meat to seems to be fiddling with your table. Scape arts. Do you want me to intervene or should? I just let this debacle continue Kate Kate as I question. Yes. Go ahead. Have you ever seen a French bread pizza cry? Cages, I the bag of skittles seems to be fiddling. Too much with the decor. Chalet intervene show. So he's like no old. She said was to get the white of things that we could use behind the bar. It's like how am I supposed to do what I'm told her not like? All right. Well, thank you. This has been wonderful. Thank you. I'll do the very rudimentary job of moving this seashore from this show to that show, which apparently was too difficult for you. All right. I shall pretend that she is masterpiece ins, empty native chicken fingers and clear. Thank you. There is a lack of leadership here. Mike. Okay. Okay. Lady hopping on when leg barefoot you make your list. All right. I can't wait to see what HR says I'm tempted to throw her into a VAT of acid, but I would not want to make such an odd enemy for masterpiece in at his young age lady joker. So. Now, it's like the guest wanted to dinner at seven thirty because well, the kids need to be eight o'clock too late dinner at seven thirty because the kids have to sleep. Now, I'm not a parent. But like just half an hour really make a difference. I mean, does it. Yes. Oh, you feed those little fuckers at six and get them out of their gay. Anyone who's been to dinner with little kids knows? It's for everybody. Okay. This is for everybody..

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"master pearson" Discussed on Watch What Crappens

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04:41 min | 1 year ago

"master pearson" Discussed on Watch What Crappens

"Anyway, they come on board Pearson. Wants sparkling water, please any likes his steak cooked medium, which does a British accent. She's like half half full. You're all like state my. So then Carolina's like. What can I do? And it's like, okay, go down to the laundry room. And then try to just like shut the fuck up down there. And just flip it turn. It folded and jobs. I was like, oh, fuck a soul. Epic load it start like dancing. Caroline's like without me. This is all over again. Isn't it funny? When Carlin is part of the song. It's hilarious. Michelle. So then so here's the one moment that I thought I was gonna start heating Pearson because we see him banging starfish fish on a shell. And crying. When the mom takes it away. I was like this fucking kid this fucking kid. But then he was an angel the rest of the time. Yeah. I mean, he gets tired. And then Ross is like all help as well. He is four years old. This is hall being away from him. I was like oh fast-forward fast. Strove K sick of the deadbeat dad trope. Well, his father I met not well, eat his son lives in Florida. Also makes me wonder if his son and Pearson switched at it's actually his son that's been on the boat. All this time. He didn't even recognize him. Devastating. So so anyway, so for lunch they all get salad that has like chicken in it and the kids were fully eating it. So it was like these kids are are doing better than like half, the guests we've ever seen on the show like hundred minutes. So while the kids are acting like adults, the adults are acting like kids because Riley and ashes are bickering because Riley is like ready to take out the toys because she thought you're supposed to get the toys when it's like shackle time and said, it was like, no you take out the toys one as locked time and ashes like Raleigh. You just do you want? You do what you want? I'm going upstairs. I'm gonna fold laundering get myself happy. She's like, what did I say? I said fine. I'll do it. I mean, I just had to point out. There is like just her tone that she uses like over it at this point. But and her defense Chandler did tell her to do that. It's just that. He didn't communicate that the captain told them they were going to be going on excursion. And so they should do it later. Or something. No. You're told me something different. He's I think he's like, well, he just told me something, right? And irritates me. When you listen to match. Okay. I'm standing by Bennie by bad standing by. Yeah. And like again, like I mentioned I think last week or the week before the what what's annoying with Riley is that when you ask you to do something. She doesn't just say like yes, or no, it's like I didn't do that. But that's because I was I was doing this. I just did this at unlike annoys everyone, but at the same time she has to answer like that. Because Chandler is the sort of boss who is like going to blame you for shit unless you explicitly say what you've done case in point last week when he started blaming her for leaving tools or bucket out. And she's like that's not my bucket. Someone else left it out. So she always has to be on the defensive because of Chandler's bad management. Yeah. I love a good Shammy fight. Yeah. So anyway, so. Joe's is following Pierce master Pearson around. He's like all y'all right masterpiece in because he's going down the stairs. Are you going Honey holiday, then I'll just make sure you get their masterpiece in. It's like following him down to the pocket. This is actually like Joe Zayas calling in life is like I went to Butler school precisely for this moment. I would like to follow a small child around and let him Barich me while I suppose club soda, and medium stakes is everything to your liking masterpiece in. You said it wrong. You're specis take me bit and hit me with something to it to his masterpiece. And are you as excited as I am about for thirty years from now when you superhero, and I'm your faithful Butler are you excited? Well, would you like when you grow up a flying car up nine with bullets? Well, done masterpiece. I have sought to excavate the cave. So Caroline is up in the galley..

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"master pearson" Discussed on Watch What Crappens

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04:20 min | 1 year ago

"master pearson" Discussed on Watch What Crappens

"So then we get a random cut of Ashton saying how difficult Riley is he's like rarely is hey to get along with the way she sailing has helped as making things had. And then it was I don't know where that came from because I don't even show her being terrible. It's just standard like weekly weekly Ashton getting mad at Riley because he didn't get a boiled egg that day. Takes it out on her. So they're doing provision bringing everything on board. And they bring on a pig because they're going to have a pig roast. Sorry. No. I'm not okay. With that. I had a pig spanking. Sorry spanky. Okay. So they're going to have a pig roast in case I s easier. Well, look at that package working harder than Caroline. It's not even alive, and it's working harder. Wow. Wow. Well, we'll Caroline. I'm sorry that you have a swollen mosquito by this pig is dead. It actually died. Okay. And if it were alive, I think it's still wouldn't complain. Hey, my left foot kid, you use that Daniel day Lewis stub you've got over there to Folsom toilet, paper diamonds. That'd be alright Carolina. Here's a VHS copy of in the name of the father. You can watch it to get some tips on how to do a proper hunger. Strike if that's what you're thinking about doing next. Here you go. So the k- the guests start coming and they're all just horrified at the sight of children, which is just cracks me up captains like I'll now there's trouble on wheels. Yet Kate has really face Cates. Like. If my face could go it'd be going right now literally with. She's like let me personally lips into the most horizontal line. I can make. And then we go my has been expressed. What's the main guys name the main charter guest? I don't Albert Bernard for I think it's Albert I wrote down. Hi, I'm Mallard, which is not correct. I am I wrote that down and this is my kid Tiernan. And my other kid Pearson. Does are both last names. I'm like, you cannot be in Florida and neighbor kids that those are reserved for the northeast only. Yeah. Taryn and Pearson. Carson Karen Smith Charon in burnin heath in. It's not often we have a charter with children. Let's face it. You're going to spend a lot of money. You're going to spend a lot of money to not be your kids. Yeah. Exactly. I. Yeah. So so Pearson. This are calling Peterson master Pearson, which is hilarious because they're taking it as a joke. But then throughout the episode anytime Pearson says something the producers put for his like subtitle masterpiece person colon. They also they also transcribe it just the way he saying it like next week. They showed they showed him think something with cash ins and says, oh my God. I'm pleading belts. B W E E. I N G. I have to say I was prepared to get really angry at master Pearson and n lady. Tiernan would or whatever. But I actually was like I was pretty much. Okay. You actually adorable and like generally well behaved and adventurous with their palates. So like, honestly, there was some like hilarious cut away. Shots of the kids. There's one shot where I think Joe Zaia was in the galley or something and you just see masterpiece Persson walked by and his giant life jacket. He just like sort of like waddles by the the the door really quickly. And it was just so funny. I just the kid is cracking me up. The other pretty cute to me at charter makes more sense with kids. Like, yeah. This is more fun for the kids. You know? It's like better than being around that crazy redhead lady are like a lot of the guests that come on this show. You know, I would take my overtaking. You know, you actually, I mean, I who said that word out God, I hate baby sitters, although I'd kill for one right now. No, I think now it'd be like. Really good time to go to commercial because like a rob.

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