18 Burst results for "Mary Holland"

"mary holland" Discussed on Newcomers: Star Wars, with Lauren Lapkus & Nicole Byer

Newcomers: Star Wars, with Lauren Lapkus & Nicole Byer

01:51 min | Last month

"mary holland" Discussed on Newcomers: Star Wars, with Lauren Lapkus & Nicole Byer

"Wear right and I'm like Oh snap there. He is in full regalia right. And inside the truck is Lisa Marie Presley which I was just like scandal. Jeff got? These Marie Presley and like ten fifteen kids right. And so Michael gets out. He's like y'all. Thank you for coming to my show, and then George steps up and he's like. Remember my kids and Michael's like Oh. My God, I remember you causing. You. Were babies cool and he was like. This is Natalie Portman. Fan of your work Blah right and then he goes. This is jar jar, binks and Michael Goes like dis. Oh! Straight up. Like. Michael Jackson This is some high voice. This is Dr. Mike don't like he got. Gary Indiana. how that is so rude. And I was like. That's Weird Even say that like well. Nice to me you. All right. So. He's like okay. Thanks, guys. We're back to the high voice. He's come CHARLOTTA. Guessing the minivan they all drive off. We got to have a drink and I'm like Hey George Massey question. Why did you introduce me as jar jar banks, and why all of a sudden is Michael Jackson? Like masculine voiced, and he goes well Michael wanted to be judge. and. I wanted to do it with prosthetics and makeup like he did..

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"mary holland" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

Comedy Bang Bang

02:30 min | Last month

"mary holland" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

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"mary holland" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

Comedy Bang Bang

03:21 min | Last month

"mary holland" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

"That's one of those positives you're talking about. Yeah, now now now that I mentioned it. You're hearing them right. I'm noticing them now. Show now the pointed. I'm not true. It's all true every I. I what would I gain by line nothing? So. WHY WOULD I lie? I came on here to tell the truth, and that's what I'm doing, ok, well, look if if you say you're telling the truth, I have no reason to doubt you anymore. I just wanted to. Thank you I'm telling you? Every day. Don't don't look it up I think about it all right I I will do. You. Can you answer one question without pausing for longer than half a second? You got IT I. Won't whatever question you have I'll answer it immediately. What you have for breakfast today Ted talk. Very a habit. What did you say? You said Ted Talk. Os and I thought well. That's ten. Shed tacos. Yes. My breakfast is Ted talks because I guess what I'm always hungry for more information talk, OHS yeah. We'll look. We have to take a break. We do boy. That's the quickest. You answered anything. On, the most passionate heard. All right look, we're GONNA. We're gonNA take a break. When we come back, we'll have both an activist and a community organizer. This is very exciting we're. We're learning a lot about the world around us on this show, we'll be right back more comedy Bang Bang after this. War. Parker is committed to providing exceptional vision, Care Online, and in stores, offering eyeglasses, sunglasses, eye, exams and Lenses Worby, Parker glasses start at ninety five dollars, and that includes prescription lenses. They also have sunglasses, progressives, or like the ones I have blue light lenses. and. If you need help choosing frames, all you gotta do is just take their quiz. Answer a few questions. These questions I gotta say are the quickest questions. And they what they're gonNA do. is they suggest great looking glasses that are totally personalized to fit your face in style. Okay now their styles even range from extra narrow, two extra wide to fit. All those face shapes almost one billion people worldwide lack access to glasses, which is why were be parker partners with nonprofits like vision spring to ensure that for every pair of glasses sold a is distributed to someone in need look I. Have Worby Parker glasses I now have four pair of Worby. Parker glasses. It's super easy. All you gotTA. Do you figure out which five you think you might look good in and you're always wrong. At least I am because I try all five, and then the ones that I go. These are the ones my wife always says. No. But that's why you do it. They send you the five pair in a tryout kid. Show him to your friend. Show them to your family. It's super easy, and then you send them all back and they send you the glasses with your prescription. It's easy. Checkout Parker's free home. Try on program order five pairs of glasses to try on at home for free for five days, no obligation to buy ships free and includes.

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"mary holland" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

Comedy Bang Bang

07:11 min | Last month

"mary holland" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

"Shop put. Up put her on the weekends shopping on the weekends and I can can't beefy legs. Bad boys out. What do you say, yeah? I can't find him right now, but I'll. You can also send you a million. Wait a minute. We can't find him. What do you mean by that, I? You know I'll email. You does not have legs speaking of legs to be your new catchphrase I can also dead lift three thousand pounds of Jesus wait. Were they unsuccessful and reattaching the leg, and your other leg got cut off. Is that what you mean when you say you can't find them right now? Okay, I went to the hospital I said look either you reattached by like I'm GonNa shut. This arc loose in here. there are like we can't reattach lags. That has never worked and I like watch this and so I grabbed a needle and thread. I put my legs back on, but why reattached backwards? Oh. And they work in everything, but I did it. Constantly, anytime you're you have to walk. You can't see where you're going. That's right and I'm also a cyclist I'm a competitive cyclist so it. Has Proven very difficult, but mirrors to seize mirrors. Is there some sort of a scandal with biking competitively and mirrors the? No I'm not. I'm never involved in scandals because I I don't I look. I'm I'm a really good person. I'm very honorable. I'M A navy SEAL CIA spy I'm a mayor I'M A. Biologist. You didn't say your mayor where mayor with town Oh yeah, It's probably. You can I guess. You are stalling for time. What is happening right now? You're you. Are you lying? Are You, are you? Are you lying about everything? I got nowhere. You're the mayor that's gotTa be the most fun town. Really. Where are you the mayor? And say within one second ready. Where are you? The mayor go Washington DC. That's so crazy. Here in the capital. That's right and forgot that I. Didn't I didn't forget I. JUST WANNA share. Do Live there. You live in Tallahassee! Job From A. Place Zoom Oh. Do the voters? No, you're not there. They don't need to know everything. Over. I did it over to I. I just sent out an invite and I made it so that there's no password so that people could join, and that made it easier for everybody, and then also you know. Share my screen and you get change the background. We know this, but I'm a minimum of Computer Wiz and you can change the background on your zoom call, so I put i. I put the words Washington DC behind be oh we. It just to us, it's so close up. It just looks like wash which I thought was maybe a reminder for yourself to take bath in your long underwear something. Reminder to wash, no, no, no, because you know as a doctor, I've seen I've seen what happens. Oh, like what? What's the most interesting thing that's ever happened to you as a doctor? You must have seen so many cases as a marine biologist and an. Phyllis in. Let let us wait no longer to hear these fascinating tales. You know what I are you hungry? So I mean. You know I'm not a chef but I. am a chef. Boy. I mean I cook I cook I'm good at cooking. I'm pretty good. Especially, okay yeah professionally. You're your chef. You own your own restaurant. Yeah Yep slow bit about. Yeah, you ever hear. That's on under the sea. Yeah I wrote that wrote what you wrote that I was under the person that that Alan Menken and Howard Ashman wrote that, but you. You're saying that you you know you off the top of your head Scott. You know who wrote that well sure. They wrote, of course a not only the little mermaid, but little shop of horrors and Their famous composers and In, one of them's no longer with us. Of course in that's and that's your. That's you your pseudonym knee. We ought. To you. Don't be surprised that we're talking to you. You're being interviewed yeah. Yeah. I. Mean It's Great Music. You're a great writer. Thank you I. Love Music. I Love Music I play a piano backwards and forwards. With your legs back? That's the only way to reach the pedals. and. I just, WanNa like. The pedals behind you somehow. That's a complicated. It's just. It is a complicated piano. It is a complicated piano, but you know sometimes i. can my legs I got a okay not to Brag. I have a very strong core. Izzo is actually not that hard for me to turn and be facing in the direction of of relax when I breathe. You know you can twist yourself around so that you're facing the same way that your legs are facing. Yeah, I'm a contortionist was a contortionist. Circus as yeah. Ha Ha. Yeah search so lay I. Did that Probably Ninety Ten ninety ten? What do you mean when you say ninety ten? Like ninety or two thousand, do you mean from nineteen ninety to two thousand and ten. You're there for ninety days in the year two thousand ten? That's right. The seems like an impossible CV for someone to have I mean a navy seal. CONTORTIONIST marine biologist obgyn. Chef with. Their own restaurant. I mean this just doesn't seem plausible plus the fact that mayor Riyadh's. Austrian Washington D. C. But the thing that's tipping me off. The most is just the pauses that she's taking after every question. She's been through a lot. He's been through alive. Yazdi like I just proud of her because she's bringing a glass ceiling in so many different fields. She's handicapped. She's really inspiration to I. Guess so I guess I should just songwriter yeah. Yeah, I mean that was the I mean? I didn't even remember that it with the pseudonym of of. Alan Menken. Incredible. I have to ask Francis. I was under the impression that you were lying about a bunch of your details I mean it seems impossible to be our. is any of this true?.

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"mary holland" Discussed on Green Eggs and Dan

Green Eggs and Dan

04:41 min | 4 months ago

"mary holland" Discussed on Green Eggs and Dan

"Everything is healthy again. We were called Fed. Well this is the South. Apparently we'll have grasping this core. And then and then what would I have for dessert? I Oh Baked Alaska to ask you. How Old School? I love a baked love. Maria dramatic and then you can just stick your head in the fire from the Bakedalaska to execute. Yeah because you have to excavate yourself in this situation this just to make it even more. I forgot to mention that. You'RE GONNA have to kill yourself with one of the food. Think my head fire. That's a quickest off as the ice cream puts the fire out and constantly as you have to put him back in Matthew. I would definitely have oysters from my favorite foods. Like a big briny. One Brian. You want you can get out of motto. I like those alga variety. Yeah San each whatever. The whatever seasonal day throw you can get whatever you want whatever sees execute it in the winter because then. I'll take away services summer always tres. I think stake will probably be up there too. I really love steak. Yeah Bratwurst Oh nice And then I really liked. But it's more like a birthday like I don't think my favorite dessert is wherever traditional thing. When my mom would always make it on my birthday but I think I would just like chocolate chip cookies. Or Pi Pi of love pecan Pie. Forget about Oh do pick up. They can do that in the south. Yeah we won't be camp. I wouldn't gave begin. We all have pecan Pie grass-fed and then how would you kill yourself? Use the shell of turning a tissue. I'd mentioned one of the oysters was bad that one last would be the red. The Red Sox just yeah fast. You're GONNA get burned. Baked Alaska head down head down during the wait for them waiting for an for died from infection. I don't think you're GONNA die from just that burn is GONNA get melted off. We'll get melted off. Dice Prima cool it and you'll be scarred would but then it would go wouldn't kill you at all but she'd be. Lasca getting those last bites in her SCALP MELTING CHURCH. Milk vizquel again. I don't know if that would kill me. Why Man's question best high end meal you've ever had the same evidence providence. Oh I've never been eleven course tasting menu there Providence's restaurant. La Seafood centric supposed to be amazing E. S. four hours. Do not feel like he did the wind hearing if it too. So it was. Victory won't have any wasn't big portions of amy tiny little little fancy food portions but stopped by the end of it but not was incredible stuff though. Yeah now after a big pasta meals i. It didn't feel if you feel satisfied because you're there so long to I think yeah really take care of your I mean Timed perfectly love it worth. Guy. I've never been. I would definitely a special occasion like we went for a birthday. And they'll give you like hey man like they gave birth. They leave on a card at your table if you let them now. It's birthday at any time. There's a customization so yeah I get a warm and fuzzy and sat and I love people telling me what to drink with what to eat. I love IT professionals. Just telling me what to do it. So that's what I want. All I want I think Americans general we love that like we go to like Sushi restaurants. Where they're like you can't even fucking look at the menu. Sit here and you eat what he makes for you. Sir guys like these guys will eat whatever the fuck this. Watch this getting fingernails. Ready to go don't you? Oh.

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"mary holland" Discussed on Green Eggs and Dan

Green Eggs and Dan

02:16 min | 4 months ago

"mary holland" Discussed on Green Eggs and Dan

"Breasts is the thing that I go. I would never normally buy chicken breast boring. Yeah Yeah and then all you'll do is. We have found that. That is a wonderful way to cook. Chicken breast jobs import dubs because they retain their moisture abuse. I haven't used one. I've obviously eating food from one and I think chicken is the only thing that I would use it for. I mean pork chops probably as well but I think beef ends up tasting a little million them and I like to have a little jar. Well I've done it. I do think I think I don't think with me the beef I don't see any difference really doesn't help and it just takes longer but we think chicken is actually fish. I think it's the lighter really fish salmon because you don't the thing you can't overcook it on a Soobee. That's the benefit and like steak. You really don't overcook like it's like chicken. Breast is really easy to overcook. Because he wants it gets done than it starts to get dry. Yeah this is you just keep it in a water bath at a certain temperature and it doesn't ever go above one. Whatever you September at one forty nine or whatever it is you can pick it on radio APP And and you can. It'll hold for two hours. Yeah and that's the thing I like about it to the timing is so he can just let it sit in there and then when you take it out you boom ready to Brown it. Yeah but you want to let it rest because it's not like rare that like Juices it's not that I have to rest. It's like a steak off the grill. All logistics settle back in. Yeah cut it down but chicken you can cut it right away and Kinda just gently Jacuzzi. It's just been it's been hanging. I love my chicken after it's been in the Jacuzzi fee lowers. You can now. You can't take a little bag like as a book bag of raw chicken into the Jacuzzi. And if you just sit in there for like an hour hour and a half a chicken you can eat that chicken no no. I'm not all of Dan's listeners. Got Salmonella passed away in a Jacuzzi..

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'Do Skunks Like How They Smell?' And Other Silly Questions

But Why: A Podcast for Curious Kids

06:52 min | 4 months ago

'Do Skunks Like How They Smell?' And Other Silly Questions

"We'll start out with a question from Lilly she asks. Why do pickles and cactuses like each other? I will admit lily. I've never thought about the fact that pickles kind of resemble some CACTI but now that you mention it they do and if you've ever picked a cucumber straight from the garden you might know that some varieties of cucumber have little spikes on them just like a cactus. If you're wondering. Pickles are cucumbers that have been pickled in vinegar brine. You can make other kinds of pickled vegetables too but let's just keep it simple and assume lillies talking about pickled cucumbers to make things even more confusing. There's actually a cactus called cucumber. Cactus and I think that cactus looks less like a cucumber than some other kinds of cactus but back to the question cucumber and CACTUS are both plants. But they're in different plant families. They're not very closely related. Cucumbers are in the Gourd family related to things like pumpkins squash and watermelon CACTI. That's the plural of CACTUS. Cacti are succulents plants that store water not all succulents are CACTI. But that's the family there in so I guess the fact that both of these plants look of alike is random but there are actually in nature a lot of reasons that things that aren't related lookalike. Sometimes it's because there are patterns that repeat through nature and we see them in all kinds of objects. Another reason is something called convergent evolution. We're different organisms like plants or animals develop similar traits similar. Looks or ways of doing things even though they're not related often it's because they have had to adapt to similar environments and they both did it in the most effective and efficient way even though they were doing it separately. I don't know if that's what's happening with pickles. Cacti but I think it could be. I'm GONNA keep thinking about this and maybe we can circle back around to it in a future episode. If we find out anything interesting at any rate really good observation lily. Hi My name is Jesse. I live in Charlottesville Vermont Annoying Sheldon I would like to know what our googlers made out of you declan. Don't tell anyone but I actually don't think your question is all that gross. It's always good to know what's in your body right. Put simply buggers are just dried or congealed snot. So what's not? Snot is more politely and scientifically known as Mucus Producing Mucus. Is One of the ways. Your body stays healthy. Your body produces a leader of mucus every day in your nose your sinuses and your digestive tract mucus sticky and it helps to keep all the dirt dust and pollen out of your lungs so the mucus in your nose likes to hang around and stick to the little hairs on the inside of each nostril. That's how it can catch some of that dust and dirt that you're breathing in so you don't get it deeper into your body and sometimes that Mucus Kinda dries up there and it forms boogers. Mostly it's okay to just leave the boogers alone. You know but if you need to get rid of them user tissue. Here's a question from Bennett. Employers now eleven San Carlos Santana California in my question is. How do you fish C. Underwater without goggles? Our answer comes from Joe Blasi of the New England aquarium in Boston so animals have. Is that our builds in a way that is best for their environment. So your eyes designed to see an air. And that's the way that they work best so with you. Swim underwater with no goggles. Your is can't see really well so what happens when you put on goggles. There's a little teeny tiny bit of air. That's trapped in the goggles with your eyes so you can still see underwater. Now Fish. Don't need goggles. Because there is designed to work under water they still have the same parts that you do. There's a cornea an iris and pupil The way that the light gets in and bounces around. And then transmits a signal to their brain so they can see things. I'm and some fish can actually see really well considering the refresh But there is designed to work much better in a water environment rather than an Air Environment. One of the reasons that humans blink is to keep our eyes wet so do fish need to blink at all. They don't fish. Don't have eyelids blinking necessary. Whoa fish don't have eyelids cool now onto skunks hi. My name is enchanted. Seven years old. I live in Melbourne California. My question is like the smell of themselves. That's a good question and we found just the right person to answer it. Mary Holland is a naturalist and she was actually the very first guest on. But why more than three years ago discounts like the smell themselves as often as I've encountered skunks and even been spray by one. It has never occurred to me to wonder how the smell affects the skunk. I've always been more concerned with how it affects me. According to Dr Jerry. Tegu an expert on skunks and head of the Dragoon Institute for the betterment of skunks and skunk reputations skunks. Do not enjoy the smell of their own spray or the spray of other skunks. Skunks rarely spray each other or other animals. They only have a certain amount of spray inside them and once it's all used up. They must go several days without it while their body manufacturers more during this time they are defenceless so they only spray another animal. If they are seriously threatened. So if you don't WANNA get sprayed. Mary says it's best not to scare a skunk. They don't want to spray you. Prior to spraying a skunk will give ample warning to its enemy by stamping his front feet. If this is ignored then skunk will spray as a last defense when Scott Spray. They rarely get any on themselves though. They can tolerate their own smell. They do not appreciate getting it in the face and is from another skunk. A Scott. Sense of smell is even stronger than humans so if anything the skunk suffers more than anyone who has had the misfortune of being sprayed if a skunk does encounter counter the spray of another skunk. It will rub its face in the dirt sneeze or try to groom itself to get rid of the sprays odor

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"mary holland" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

Comedy Bang Bang

02:47 min | 8 months ago

"mary holland" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

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"mary holland" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

Comedy Bang Bang

06:43 min | 8 months ago

"mary holland" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

"Oh Wow wasn't ending Do you have a podcast by carton. Oh Okay and I guess that is a question we can ask. Do you have a broadcast RAICA. I don't have have a podcast. That's fun I used to have a podcast. It's called Erotic Book Club over three erotic books on Amazon. They're free free because we want people to like read with us and not have to buy them and so we were reviews with her erotic books on Scott. Es there are you're what for Nessie was a fan favorite. It's about someone who wants to fuck the Loch Ness Monster and we review them extensively and it's a very fun time that that's my podcast. Okay and of course. Astronomy Club is on Netflix. Now and college humor at College. Humor's ars youtube channel. You can see three these Things a week and a fourth one. You're just shit Outta luck. Yeah you're just like you're never ever GonNa Pie that out of my hands uh-huh and Chris what do you want to plug here anything Do you have a podcast You know what I was thinking about your catchphrase. Hey great if it gets worse and worse In a little bit. But yeah I kind of I did indeed. Indeed this web series inspired by the Webster's I worked on each episode. Is this like the fast and furious presenting a different movie exactly. Yeah each. Each episode is a different one of my resentments. mm-hmm so you WanNa do this website series. Yeah okay can I get a chance for because you're looking for investors astor's backer and right now. The budget is We're looking at twenty bucks per episode. Oh yeah that's pretty cheap for web series because all the guys I worked with on our I previous web series that they do some favors so check it out when it comes out We're nice guys. They've given you a living room. Yeah they're they're part of A Christian skating group. This was a Christian web series win. Yeah a lot of people who have faith that that is 'cause you know I think that you know a group and then they surprise you. Yeah and they're they're skaters. You said or roller skating roller skating okay. And they're How how are they Christian? While they're roller skating we They'll be skating around me so you're a giant. I ended up getting baptized last month. Congratulations -gratulations yeah. It was very cool. Yeah how'd you like Jesus being your Lord I think it's very. He's very forgiving and part of the whole thing and sometimes I cry because he died for Mason. It's like you you don't mind being ruled by someone as long as they forgive you for everything that you do. It's okay to be subjugated. Yeah as as long as they're very forgiving he figures and then he punishes me. Yeah so if there are any overlords out there listening by the way that's the way to do it. Just be very forgiving people and we will talk to you guys talking. Sarah Do you have anything to plug plug up like all the whole place vice show. I'll died seeing stars. You're saying fuck AH STARS GOTTA plug build a hall heels. No I'm just locked him of you. If you WANNA like helped outlay game places Sti- or coordinate through then I'd love and coordination that living room that you have the bed in yes it studio studio city. It's actually across from the trader Joe's. Oh Laura Ranford yeah. It's nice to have money from the Christianity. Andy Yeah there's a pink bury their to Great Hey speaking of Pink Berry Sarah Grab a pink area. After if you we'll pay for it on tash instincts awesome in. I love it and I just wanted to be one hundred percent Transparent I interested in you sexually or maybe just as a companion. I didn't mean to speak for. I mean I could go there. I would actually like to know you in a romantic way. That's a lot to I. I'm all mobile that I'm all about Sharon and Karen on Sharon and Karen that competition Chris. Positively for secrets. And I'd love to hear. Your secrets is abate of May December right definitely. I can't quite get a hold. I am never gas prices right roles all the prices rose. I'm going to go one dollars. Okay preemptively one dollar old. Yes I wanNA plug between Burns. Movie is still out there. You can watch it whenever and wherever I don't give a shit and be like Rica's Mama or ankle was it uncle who's who watched all the way to the end. My Dad. Your Dad did encouraged everyone else to also watch all the way to the end of a move always. Because you're in the last I seen yes and you did. A wonderful looping job on said seeing fell match and do i WanNa Pug Anything's Oh yes. Yes vote for the Comedy Bang Bang Best of twenty nine thousand nine episodes. There's another week left And votes are flying but you only have another week Donald Brianna well. This'll be in next year's my dear because this one is ineligible so sorry But certainly from Thanksgiving thanksgiving fuck. Wow Talk Oh my God. You're melting years literally melting Chris. On Man I was like so excited for that day. Wow that's incredible. I've never seen someone be so upset to their episode wasn't eligible all that they literally melted. I guess fame as a universal language destroys everybody dating in La Sex. Yeah this is just just moved here in. La Hate to tell us to your city lead heck in the valley is it can say from La. No that's fair. All right so vote vote go over here Wolf Dot Com and figure out where the voting is or go to my twitter all posted the link. All right let's close up the old club bag..

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"mary holland" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

Comedy Bang Bang

10:41 min | 8 months ago

"mary holland" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

"Lot of rapids. They have torches they come after you with torch screaming they see you stupid monkey. Why don't you say no? LISTEN IF I said no they give me vitamins and make her live long. Want you to live dude. I hate this thing. You'd be living longer but you wouldn't be in that job so you might like living. Yeah it's impossible for me. The only thing about my life visit. Don't have family anyone anyone. They all died in. Nobody will get money like that. Most humans like that. I don't know at most humans like I don't talk to many thank you look. I don't think I've ever said this on the show Giuseppi Spaghetti before but I agree with you. I think you should die. You're so tired like this show is moving at such a brisk clip and then you came on. Just you're dragging the energy down so I think you should just die but I do have a suggestion. Chris over here doesn't have a job okay he. He's decided through heavy meditation in Environmental Camp that he wants to have a job. Oh yeah it'd be cool to earn. You have a job that you don't want and you bake nick. Did I totally like jump in if you have. Recipes are not allowed to read right. You're not allowed to to read or write. Nobody meter you alright. They said you're not allowed or no one taught you know very tired of me. They said you're not allowed. Okay so both and they said if udorn three arrive we we toss you into public. I must be so hard. We're on as you're going to the public. This is where you want. No the public. The public is making New York Komo private decayed during birthday party Look I all I'm saying is like you don't even know what have to know auto bake I take over his job. I'd be happy to step in. And you know what honestly would help you boundaries if what is battering boundaries are like we have them around our country's walk ought we can places strong another's interesting ones like skin. Skin skin is weak in some places. It's strong and other places like the bottom of your souls stronger autumn of the Benji seat over your feet. Yeah but you can also use bands to make you feel comfortable like when I walked in. I saw Sarah. It was totally nude and it is making me very uncomfortable so very politely I said. Can you please change this screens. I'm not seeing your naked body. And she said no Seattle Shia boundaries. So I got I tell my customer. Hey you must let me go to the bathroom. Where are you going to? The bathroom must wear giant cloth diaper to be giant. If you're just a cloth diaper no must be giant must fit my whole day is oh so. You're being several times that is like you wouldn't be safe with other baked goods. I I don't know what to do. I tell them I'm peeing as we speak will tell them to stomach snake was happening and they understand this. Although they don't already they got AH. That's better than dying moved to Palm Springs. Yeah Augusta Fun either. Nobody is secure. Nobody find me the Cape Jack spinks checking you in down America's droopy Dick. No one likes it and now what are the core. The Nets Soda Springs. Let's ask Sara Sara Siri Siri. What are the coordinates for Palm Springs to die? There's some information. Just tell me Fox Palm Springs Palm Beach Cheat Feet Palm Beach to tell me to Florida. You should go there and then nobody looked for me. No by look for you I will look for. I don't even know. How am I look just to kind of check down that job opportunity? Yeah Yours I I think you should die. Die Right now personally I'd be happy to assist you and I think Chris I think you should take over the job. Can we do that. Can do a job swap here. Where you become unemployed Chris you become the baker occur? How it though that what seed dress? The one One is only cafe on the street. There's no street name if there is I can read okay but you can number late neighborhood. Wine is the only number that Oh yeah ones this stick in La. Oh so go to Sicily find one and then you know y'all know chainsaw NATO for lease you must you must do your catchphrase. Hey Okay no pass no please Alabama's passport go if I don't have a job to pay It's a vicious circle. Just happy you'RE GONNA have to go back. No please please give you okay. My Year's earnings user just sticks. I've got five. Pay You and sticks the five state I mean look is is bad enough. They're paying you in sticks. They're only giving you five to one eighth of a sticker. Put a piece three this money. This is manning. Oh it's not really money I mean they need to be paying actual money for this. This is a scam. He's just get out of it. I have a friend. She's great in video production action and she's offered Chris over here a job. Shadowing an apple box. Oh no apples. We can use a food. uh-huh triggered triggered. Okay I'm going to guide you through a quick Meditation Fun Picture My aunt John. Okay picture her walking into a recovery rooms trying to find a higher power and she finds a man and she safe and until you let it all out off now say just having this is going to be an issue for you if you. I can't mention any food items ever again it's GonNa trigger even the word that I just use. Od F. O.. D. is one of your. That is the snow college humor. Oh but if you if you can't even if that's that's gonna I mean we normally humans we you know how many Times Sarah Nine ten twenty times a day. You got to dig out nine. I choice because all the laws out Rod feel bad. Tell from your voice I I'm I'm going back the other way. I think you just need to die. Is there anything we can do to assist you in this. I mean he throw anything every. Throw anything okay. It might've might've Kleenex box office or hard to kill. ooh Nothing Bill Delaney. Shoot me find a gun to make a gun and I bought a bunch on nine eleven. Okay here's one. I think penetrated the skin. I dipped it made in the bulletin pig's blood. No it Amanda Miskin stronger anger. What how to live forever? Oh man this is like a twilight zone episode episode as like a real thing the thing about the one where the where You Think I. It's certain people attacking an earthling but it turns out that earthlings are attacking giant woman on a love that proves earthlings are strong ought to throw in the week down. Look I mean. I certainly didn't book this guest in order to prove to you that earthlings are very tough to kill but and this is certainly not rica in disguise. Were tipped off to the fact that you are an alien by your email address. Overlord Lord at x t dot Com. This is not. What's going on? No but earthlings are tough to kill even when they're old and we you can want to die you can't die and so taking over taking over the earth is just going to be impossible so so if there were any aliens out what they're hiding behind the moon they may as well take off. Just fuck right off back to their home planning to kill. That's not helping. You're giving them inspiration kind of sad that she left. It felt like me inherit totally vibrating. Really Yeah I didn't get that set from you wanting to turn the wanting us to turn the monitor around attracted reacted to go now. I feel like skype delusional. Maybe not as delusional as some of the guesses. Sir Been on this show but yeah. Most delusional guest edited out later. Let's see first. Guest was Tomlin in an Rob Hubel. I'm just going to go through episode by episode. That's okay they probably not also Thomas Lee. I mean I don't know let's see second guesses. Kevin Neal N.. Look you don't have time for this. I can't just do the mental Rolodex here but By the way Rica you can drop the. Oh my God okay. That was Rica. Yeah Yeah so sorry. That was an example of a college humorous and a great one. We'll look we're running out of time here and Sarah's no longer with us we only have one final feature on the show and that is a little something called plugs.

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"mary holland" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

Comedy Bang Bang

09:43 min | 8 months ago

"mary holland" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

"Know what I mean just implied that everyone is? That's that's a good point. Scott there is a gang of Straits that attack US episode eleven. Oh Oh yeah. There's one hundred twenty two episodes uh-huh oh my God episodes. How long are these? They CA- they vary a web series. It could be anything. Yeah some of them are one hour and some of them are one sex our second just that now. That's too much editing from the best that's too much uh-huh and so so It's a group of gay friends. Are they friends. Say Their friends they get to know each other and it's all the trials and tribulations is and The show the basically it really the series turns on its head when to the friends fall for each other. Oh that can happen and nine. Eleven happens in the deal with the fallout. So nine eleven happens during the sauna and it's running around saying running around the sauna. That's not safe. Yeah slip it's true. People Bertha Disaster Law. It's hard. Yeah what do you do. I'd like to Gat met weapons or I think I mean I remember a lot of us. Yeah we're gathering WEAP- weapons. NAH circling. Now we have more powerful weapons than your like. What ballistic missile home? Tom And there's a lot of healing that happens. People come together and you can digest connect. What episode this that? The nine eleven happens out of the one hundred twenty two it happens uh one oh nine one zero nine okay so the character so you quickly decide the series is over. There's nothing more we can do here. You guys have you guys get a chance. I really love the series but the whole experience got me to meet this group. We really bonded. And then they had Living data had a bed in one of their living rooms and they invited me to stay in. So I'm kind of I'm unemployed. I'm actually going in this journey. What's so great? I I feel kind of vulnerable saying this but I'm stepping on my own for the first time that's wonderful fall by to being a living room. I don't know I mean maybe in space certainly where New York City as well studio partner aren't space or New York City. Usually about is in what we call a bedroom. which is a room for beds? Other bedrooms are Kinda tactful so how many people are saying in this place on. There's eight eight of us. It's a two bedroom apartment. So we do we do four three and then I'm the living room okay. Yeah so IT'S A. Why only three is it smaller bedroom? I'm or is that the master one of the people in that bedroom is kind of a diva. Aw New living situation free. I don't know whether you want to be publicly talking about about Your roommate here on a podcast but please go to actually a huge fan of the show. Is You want to hear this. Oh I don't feel come to a thing it's your face come to the microphone okay. We'll go ahead. Yes whatever you want to say to her really come for me sometimes and it makes me feel really worthless to see that. I'm doing my best and I also am human and I make mistakes and the scratch on your Audi was me sorry all nor belly you know any I. Any and cody space by the way the earth is in any own our reply on his own any spice spine stretch her is ah just to clarify. I didn't actually scratch her belly button. She drives a car which is calling out German German auto engineer processing. Have you you you know that you know the Germans right I. If they were a powerful military led by a gentleman by the by the one testicle gentleman by the name of Adolf Hitler. One of the scariest people in human existence so bad so bad he ruined a moustache style for generic. Yeah no one wants to look like him ever. I'm not the. US military mightily defeated him with the help of our or allies. Certainly off so let that be a lesson to anyone else trying to ask so everybody gets together that how about against together. Certainly Elliot's would. NATO is all about the national anthem. New York universe sounds like just making sense of human grunt own every once in a while we get the satellite. We're getting a bad connection or something actually distracted with them seeing you naked body and the screen human. Do you mind tilting. The camera up offer offer. Keep it here because right on the bottom of a talk all out. Yeah so where do you want to be hired. You want to end up in video production or or It it also sounds like you were maybe involved in softcore at the very least porn. Yeah I was actually getting concerned about that Yeah Kiss Him and the scenes with we like very graphic yeah but just like HBO. You know what I'm saying like. Sometimes you gotta pay. What websites can access this web series on It's an encrypted encrypted link but but I don't you guys I wanted to ask you. How old are you earlier over eighteen? Okay all right. How about a fun game? Everybody gets made love guys. All right. is easy prices right rules. Where if we were disqualified or is it who's ever declared over the closest above or beyond? Okay one hundred twenty two. Wow I was going to say twenty two so about up maybe one hundred dollars for I am actually in this unit surprise people. I am in my early fifties. Why the the clock? Oh that's a Gotcha. How how old are you named eighty four years? It's not a ton better for a person you've got to be here. No I don't mean to imply that your time is elapsing before you've done anything of Note Scott can ask you you Christian police defense like I'm doing this thing wrong. which thing and live with my aunt for such a long time? I don't I don't have a job shop and I don't even know where to start. I well I mean how do I get. Whoa what do I do? Have you interviewed. Have you filled out applications. I've gone to the different restaurants. Start Young you've applied there. You're just not being there. Well I tell us about how strong your legs are true. You can bring get up if it's going to be a weakness but then it's a strength all You know I went to Applebee's in a view and then they make you do Ho test. Yeah personality tests like nothing. Allie rusher estimates. It isn't really. They need to know your personality. Got One era certainly has a personality and one that we love. Sarah how did you get a job at NASA acid God the audit. I said so many things I had the Cya law and then I hired the read all kinds of things reading gene and I looked and then I tried to do it and I did and so they had the AL takes her advice. I mean sometimes it gets complimented to hear it gets a compliment. Now it gets complicated. Thank you sometimes. It gets -CCOMPLISH. I wish I had your life. My talk they do now but I assume I mean Scott you have to admit head head writer movies. Yeah has I get the Scottish. Got The whole her whole world. And you're certainly not in your early thirties either. Now I'm actually actually hundred twenty two so I mean you look at your life and say Dan. This is working out for me. Wow that's so kind of you know. Maybe maybe I'd take it for granted the opportunities I have your eight yeah you're ungrateful tapping into your and gratitude. I'm I've got on gratitude. I Guess Yeah Yeah. We're putting out. I mean I is. Is this the field that you're interested in getting into maybe regularly you could. You could certainly give shadow a PA college humor. Oh well I already have a lot of experience. Apple Box neighborhood grew up on personality. Tests apple boxes is like a box. the technical term. Yeah yeah that's true. That's just fine. I mean it's pretty heavy. If someone who when you are in the web series we would have a little Easter egg like in every scene. There's an exposed apple box that's outside of mistake..

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"mary holland" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

Comedy Bang Bang

09:54 min | 8 months ago

"mary holland" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

"What planet has the quickest orbit around the Sun? Just give me definitions of planets sites useless. You're much better say rabbit rabbit. Rabbit Potato Potato Through Potato Save the gravity was not so strong to your like it is on the moon for. You've been oh yeah every day every day where are you based By by SD base. Where are you based Turkey? Oh owner giving just happened the whole dialogue about holiday. Like where's your. Where's your spaceship? SHIP ORBITING CLAN X T. Quarter Next C. O.. One it's like crazy out here I. I can't find the Yana my map. Okay so we are there stars. Did we ever talk about that. Oh Yeah Oh everywhere. Yeah confirmation on that kind of you look Iowa Star. Wow Yeah and it's out is out here. I I love to go stargazing as human activity. I love to do and I loved one. That must be all the time for you. I is all all you can. Do you have a loved one out there with you. Who's your loved ones? They actually records their name. Do Pleasure pleasure and how do you do it. I was wondering I because I could use some tips. Oh yeah I know Ala- The ballot you got your bottom hall law now. Which one do there's more than one you'll have one? I only have one too. I mean there's a few things going on I'm not gonNA cast the spurs like for only having one bottom all now. I know how I so. You you situate your bottom now bottom hall on what every lock and then breath and then you go up you go. He moves I decide friction and then is there the sounds like what I usually correction. Okay that's the out. Yeah is missing. The Internet was saying stationary. Yeah I was just like getting it in and just laying there and rock pollock to saw I can rock. I'll tell my husband. I am rock song by the way. Yeah you just sit and rock Sidra saw uh-huh and you know what what's crazy is when a house and a house to house Ricca you do. I have a house. Do you own a house. I don't own a house. Yeah Oh you have a house on sure is Are made of rock eggs and what Pena's is an you stack the whipping. Oh logs yeah. Yeah lumber okay. Small smaller rock rock. Asrat as and you baled and you live there with with your husband is yeah. That's eight could be. It could be whatever for you know I mean you know. S Dream Right I. I don't know why you're saying husband. Partner is a little more. It is trees on earth. I mean maybe you've just been gone for six months This happened in the last six months months. We definitely try to be considered. Police suddenly got very active. Humor is very tough right. Yeah it's so tough if you want to insult insult races in orientation yeah I know all about lion. Who's your favorite comedian? We might have some news for you at six months. Yeah Yeah I love on a day. What's your favorite joke? So you like you're scanning ever heard everhart up when you go to a promising start. Wow ever heard of when you go artie real. I really am smiling relating to things and I've gone other places. They don't intersect a lot when you go to bar I I on. There are too many people and got a new place. It's called in New York City New York University. What are the coordinates of New York University? Okay well let's ask. Ah Sarah Sarah Sarah. What are the coordinates of New York City Information? Syria doesn't tell L.. You anything anymore is found. Here's some information talk to bitch. Woah bird all your computers. You all you. Humans may included. We should burn our computers. Burn them bar all computer. I mean I. I think that's not a bad idea in terms of at least getting rid of some of your social media sites like facebook or twitter or something like that. I worry if we burned all computers mobile rocket delivery systems might be Commission to that point crazy yeah. I wouldn't feel safe. Got Rid of like every piece as a technology getting rid of Your Nest Cam. You certainly wouldn't want to do the great sponsor Nasscom Bambi Baby. Yeah smaller one owners can be that's for S. for your tiny doors doors doors or doors door. Oh Hey that's talking about your top. Yeah sneak during your snake back door boy so it goes in like a snake and it comes out like a snake. Yeah the story of food. Yeah wow that's gorgeous. I'm not flying star is they're all according to Siri. There's a million people in in New York so the law that's a lot. Yes perfect certainly If they all band together and work as one would certainly be unconquerable group of people some people move away. You think here's our dreams are working out for them. Probably probably maybe. It's good to be realistic. Move a why really WANNA audition no little more than just for law and order. It's true nights. You GotTa Florida well. They love Florida. I know one person who's moving out of New York going to Florida and not to get. I know that is exactly what you'll have to say I do. You know what a commercial is. We need to take one. I certainly hope it's I haven't been wasting all these plugs We need to take a break when we come back. We have that unemployed person that I was hyping. That's exciting. You know almost the opposite of you man. Another human being. Yeah Oh man well your tongue kind of look we are gonNA come right back with more comedy. Bang Bang after this. The state farm believes in helping people and strengthening communities being a good neighbor is rooted in the DNA and core values of state farm employees and agents and state farm is involved with many organizations and initiatives that are focused on bringing about positive change in the communities in which we live such as neighborhood assist which strengthens neighborhoods by providing selected organizations. And you know. They select them with grants to make their communities better wealth. 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"mary holland" Discussed on Bad Science

Bad Science

02:35 min | 1 year ago

"mary holland" Discussed on Bad Science

"Blunt talk, and veep is Mary Holland. Hi, I'm really delighted to hear that you watch blunt. I'm always upset when people haven't I now really great it flew under the radar there. But I'm so excited. You saw it. It's unfortunate. I think there's just so many shows right now there's like all these like shows that if they came out a decade ago, they would have just destroyed the marketplace. But now they're under the radar. I'm also watching his show called patriot on Amazon that reminds me of like a Coen brothers movie or something it's so good. And no one has seen it. But me, I think I mean, it's really an embarrassment of riches right now, the that's the television landscape. There's so many great shows. Yeah. I also wanted to mention that our friend mohair here who prefers to be called mobile. I don't know if we're your friends, but you would assume we're friends we're sitting on the table. Intimate small table candle. I mean. So you are also the founder and director of the data signs of research lab. And so I wanted a little background on that. What do you do? What does that mean? Yeah. Sure. So they the science and artificial neural network is my research field, of course, past like seven eight years, and I started this research shopping Cal State LA in computer science department in two thousand sixteen. To do my research, of course. And when I saw especially when I saw a lot of interests between students in this field of data science on artificial intelligence. Yeah. Sean neural networks, and I have a good group of students about ten graduate ten twelve graduate students working on different projects my favorite. We love research healthcare. Oh, artificial neural network or healthcare and medical applications, but we also have some other projects in other fields. They're graduate students working on their tee says. Doing research on different fields when you say healthcare, it does that mean like certain cures for things or like artificial. Options for I don't know. I don't know limbs is this like a or is it sort of like the health of. Well, we have many different project many different project, technically we do. For example, we do artificial intelligence intelligence to predict cancer. We shall neural network to diagnose cancer any earliest stage. That's incredible..

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"mary holland" Discussed on Bad Science

Bad Science

02:35 min | 1 year ago

"mary holland" Discussed on Bad Science

"Blunt talk, and veep is Mary Holland. Hi, I'm really delighted to hear that you watch blunt. I'm always upset when people haven't I now really great it flew under the radar there. But I'm so excited. You saw it. It's unfortunate. I think there's just so many shows right now there's like all these like shows that if they came out a decade ago, they would have just destroyed the marketplace. But now they're under the radar. I'm also watching his show called patriot on Amazon that reminds me of like a Coen brothers movie or something it's so good. And no one has seen it. But me, I think I mean, it's really an embarrassment of riches right now, the that's the television landscape. There's so many great shows. Yeah. I also wanted to mention that our friend mohair here who prefers to be called mobile. I don't know if we're your friends, but you would assume we're friends we're sitting on the table. Intimate small table candle. I mean. So you are also the founder and director of the data signs of research lab. And so I wanted a little background on that. What do you do? What does that mean? Yeah. Sure. So they the science and artificial neural network is my research field, of course, past like seven eight years, and I started this research shopping Cal State LA in computer science department in two thousand sixteen. To do my research, of course. And when I saw especially when I saw a lot of interests between students in this field of data science on artificial intelligence. Yeah. Sean neural networks, and I have a good group of students about ten graduate ten twelve graduate students working on different projects my favorite. We love research healthcare. Oh, artificial neural network or healthcare and medical applications, but we also have some other projects in other fields. They're graduate students working on their tee says. Doing research on different fields when you say healthcare, it does that mean like certain cures for things or like artificial. Options for I don't know. I don't know limbs is this like a or is it sort of like the health of. Well, we have many different project many different project, technically we do. For example, we do artificial intelligence intelligence to predict cancer. We shall neural network to diagnose cancer any earliest stage. That's incredible..

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"mary holland" Discussed on Raised by TV

Raised by TV

03:16 min | 1 year ago

"mary holland" Discussed on Raised by TV

"Welcome to raise TV here. We are baby. We're so excited because today we have what if my dearest friends on the show so excited introduce lap gives to our guest who's one of my dearest friends live here. Here's pretty sure she's my dear friend, she mentioned being my dear friend earlier. Oh, she doesn't have to mention it with me because it's obvious. Oh, excuse me. You guys have matching tee shirts with your last names on it. She's a wild horse. Oh shit from veep. Blunt talk Silicon Valley. I mean, the list goes on and on Mike and David wedding dates. I mean, I really could animals. Oh, she's krecko the creek. Okay. Hold on. Tommy stretch for time. Mary Holland is here. She's a wild one by. I thought we had a different guest. I thought we had my dear friend who is an actual dear. So. Oh, Yeah. yeah. Mary, and I are not friends and now, okay. Abras? Oh, yeah. I know. Who? Hi guy. Here. I wish this was the whole episode. That's how I don't know the answer to this question. How much TV do you watch a week? Like, do you watch a lot of TV? I do. I do. Yeah. Every day. Yeah. That's good. That's right answer from you out of this right now, if you didn't gosh, I yes, I do do do you like break it down by like hours a week or what I'm never even asked. This question thinking about you. I was like, I don't even know like how much TV you. Normally we spent a week in the guest house leading up to episode, and we just sort of casually observe. The corner and log on your stop arches. Us going full. Scientists would be really. No she ever again. That's your real fame. Yeah. Survivor. We should we should start with. What was your what was your TV relationship growing up where you a little TV kid? I wanted to be. But our TV time was regulated. With the regulator. So I know Scott's dad threw his TV in the crowd. He finally got his son to do exactly what he wants his career out. Great. Yeah. Wait. So you have a brother and sister. I have a brother and sister older brother older sister. Drain. I'm the baby. I remember I think we got to watch like maybe an hour or two hours every night or not enough. I will say it is it is plenty. But you're right. It's not me while hearing an hour. I'm like an hour hour. Two hours two hours is like fair if you're in school like I don't know how much more time. But I I was like, okay. So I got home at three or forty five. And then it was like until nine it was it was shut off the TV it's time for dinner. Shut off the TV..

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"mary holland" Discussed on Dumb People Town

Dumb People Town

01:58 min | 1 year ago

"mary holland" Discussed on Dumb People Town

"Are you tired of pretending that you've seen a really popular movie? Every time you're at a party like for me that movie would be full metal jacket. Never To see see it. it. I know I don't see it and go on this show cast hoosiers. I've never seen. I know I know, but that means I'm perfect for this podcast. It's called never seen it. It's a podcast hosted by comedian. Kyle airs our buddy was fantastic. Lala land really ever seen it. Well, this show never seen it hosted by Kyle is where comedians rewrite famous movies they've never seen. And then they do a cold read in the studio. So you can hear Dan Harmon's take on Lawrence of Arabia rewriting of the shining and flew aboard. No country for old, man. You watch that. Sure. Stylings of flu Laborde on an American tail. No country element is perfect. It's so great. I I'm going to be on this show soon. And I just cannot wait to right. I'll let you guys know what what it's it's going going to to be be listening. listening. If If you love. you I love love dump people. you should be listening. He did our first mini unbelievable. And I feel like this is the if you like this show, and you like to great podcast. It is really cool. They also have segments. Like, what movie is Kylie dad describing based solely off of seeing the trailer having never heard of the movie perfect, and guess what? Three movie scenes are playing when the audio of all three are played simultaneously. It reminds me of a great way all the great stuff of Doug loves movies. But it's like if no one knew anything about perfect. So make sure you guys don't miss a single up. So do you can subscribe to never seen it on I tunes or Spotify. Or wherever you listen to podcasts are so many great episodes out there, and so many coming more like one with me, so checkout never seen it. It has a dump people town seal of approval nice. Welcome back to the show. We got Mary Holland here. We got one more story and take us home, brother. Here. We go ready. Remind everybody to go to Daniel and Kirk dot.

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"mary holland" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

Comedy Bang Bang

01:50 min | 2 years ago

"mary holland" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

"All right well i wanna flugge hey if you haven't watched it is the montfort it's still feb debbie if you haven't watched the michael bolton's big sexy valentine's day special it is tis the season as a who my friend mary holland is in that and that was a fun folks that's on netflixing and also our rem podcast me and adam scott are you talking rem reimi weekly show if you listen to the you to show its us just basically doing rem now and it's on the same feeds so ellison listen that all right let's close of the all blood bag stand on the the girls dudes all the non back overnight but now knack murdoch book all right well what did you think about our survivors live at the very end that was a good good years didn't you bring a vibrant slap with we we gotta had it delivers only person at all time do by the way i do he may virus lap you by the end of this debbie how are you baby alley who i think exactly spelled b two because i want to figure out feel good luck with the tour i imagine i won't see you for the next three months but young have fun all try i guess i'll put one of those for every show just in case you show up do you want me to show up to the airport wish you could buy that'd be nice it'd be fun debbie i want to say thank you to you again to you.

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"mary holland" Discussed on Doughboys

Doughboys

01:36 min | 3 years ago

"mary holland" Discussed on Doughboys

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