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Best Of Week 115 - KB Nose Swag

Barstool Radio with Dave Portnoy

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Best Of Week 115 - KB Nose Swag

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I believe we're funnier smarter better prettier than everybody else who's dealing are. Stick on the by the common for the common, man. Good afternoon, folks, we are back. Welcome do barstool radio. Thank you for listening. It's a little common radio action. Dave leaves on the other side of the country. He's in Los Angeles. Is that correct? Tommy big week for for Dave. He turned, of course, forty two DP. Forty two is coming up this weekend. What action here partial sports, a lot of action in the news just in general over the last forty eight hours, or so I guess last three or four days really when you consider March madness all the headlines all that. So there is a ship ton to get to Dave will be in Vegas this Thursday Friday, Saturday with with you guys. Tommy, you pretty pretty jacked up. Yeah. Should be an interesting crew KB's, the only person that one and a lot of people don't know a lot about Kaby. So if anybody hasn't checked it out Francis run a very funny blog about KB going to Vegas with Dave Portnoy earlier today in very classic Francis. Type way had some quips in there about you guys. You team Portnoy folks, so read that KB is of of course, one of our bloggers. He's he's one of our most talented blogs, you rights unbelievably funny stuff, but he's not on video ton. So I think that's kind of what Tom you said. You know, nobody really knows exactly what to expect him in Dave Dave two and a lot of I'm Dave. Many times he doesn't really hang out with people ever. He gotta just like there and around, and you know, talking to whatever. So it'll be it'll be an interesting crew. There's absolutely no doubt about that. It does seem as ever seem weird to you guys that the number of people that win this thing was the third year. We did it right? Yeah. The number of Hewlett win. This thing that you would all you always for whatever reason your head believed that nine through sixteen seats handful of always get through. We've had wanted two out of the three years and last year is what like three statistically, it's a very very low. It's like way lower than it was a very chock year. But yeah, I, but yeah, I mean, it is a lot of them win the first round. I mean, you gotta think statistically less than half of them are going to win the first round. And then from that they have to beat another very good team. So make sense that it's low, but you would think it'd be more you'd think like three would be the average just. Yeah. It feels higher than it actually is. And then every year we come through like, oh, only one or two people, and there's all you get you kind of the way that you're following the Butler. Bussers storyline is always like, oh, they're six people in the mic seven people in the mid bagasse. A you start imagining this crew with like Clem, the barstool breakfast guys k b all and then it's just like oh just going with David's kind of this week was a lot. There were twelve that were in play going into satins out to us. Yeah. There were twelve people. So I was thinking I was like probably, you know, three four maybe five through going into the games to chef and Murray state. I thought Murray state was gonna have a better chance Hannity, railroaded out L, C, B and k b swag. That was a guaranteed twelve thirteen. That's why they're going to be a bunch because we had we had one game. That was a caring tea with two guys playing against each other one team's going to Vegas. So you're really thought we were gonna have a lot more. Instead, you got this interesting dynamic now, I also so folks Trent was in the message should have gone. I was they came back from what twenty. Iowa down twenty-five that was a game. Smitty, and is so again, there's we're kind of jumping all over the place. They're shitting to update and talking about March madness. What's million? I I have I have said that I go through phases gambling phases. March madness. I love smitty. And I went in on a little conglomerate over the weekend. I believe we are seven four and one yet not too shabby not not bad pretty happy with that seven four and won the Iowa game was one that we we took Iowa plus chalked it up as a loss. Five minutes in the game five minutes in. We just start Texas show like what we're fucking idiots. They're terrible fucking Trent yell at Trent turns out, then with like, eight minutes left. We we're like we're back, maybe. And then it looks like they're going to definitely do it. Because it's like a one two point game for the last two or three minutes. We're like just no overtime. Just no overtime. Go into overtime forty five. Seconds overhead. They're down seven like now, we're going to not cover, blah, blah. So that was an awesome game. The there was it was interesting. From gambling perspective that game. Usually, you're on the opposite ends of the refs being at your mercy usually goes bad for you. That was one of the few times in recent history in my life, where the rafts actually helped if I was Tennessee betton for that game who baby you're right. No, you're absolutely. They Elaine violation. There was a clean block from three. They call it. A foul usually spend the whole last five minutes of game screaming at the wrestling. What fucking idiots screaming at the guys. Because college basketball, there's such idiots do such dumb stuff compared to when you watch pro basketball and pro any sport like they just it same way college college football, just do like, this is less clean. There's always misteps going on. So you're always screaming about this that what are these guys thinking? They're amateurs all that. You're right. That one was there helped us out big time that was huge really for the most part were three good games. It was that game the LSU game. And then obviously the Duke game those were kind of the three best games from basically the whole four. As which was bizarre. But it's yeah. It was it was something. I think kind of the general consensus is that. Oh this week sucked. Like next week. We'll be awesome. Because you have all good teams playing against each other. Then again, if you really think about what we were just saying statistically, very few teams ever make it pass this that are not that are higher ranked. So you kind of have those matchups for the most part almost every time. Well, this is the low if you combine the seeds of sixteen teams left at coast to forty nine which is the lowest it's been since two thousand nine when forty nine in China, if you go from like back to two thousand it's never been that low real this is like a statistically vary like chalky, which is cool. I mean that makes next week. Like you said like every game. That's on the docket is an awesome game where anybody can win where you know. You're you're getting into kind of the heavyweights almost every night and almost every game. So so that was kind of a lot of the March madness Tommy, you were you're at Faneuil sportsbook for the last time, we talked to you. You were running out this door with a big old kiddies face. In the background out. Last time we talked to you some people were calling you a come rack. Do you were that person? Yeah. Well, including your your, you know, your heroes had called you come told you to get off. It was it was the heat of war divorce things are said, I don't like to in the past tire life when he ripped your headset off, and then just shooed you out the door stray bullets or flying. He's losing a lot of money. It happens. It's wore out there. I'm happens. But after he realized I got back and pick out was like, yeah. After we after all that happened, and we took a little break in one up to the room. Dave was like I feel bad about that and told me to come back came back, and we did have redemption on Thursday night, Michigan with a hit the over late, and sort of macro fashion, and then Purdue covered late too. So that was a little Dempsey. And then Friday was counted just breaking even so it wasn't really any huge moments. So your boy Marty mush got the heave-ho offset. Yeah. He did on on Friday. A lot of people were talking about how I was. Grinning during that. I mean, that's nothing. It's mardi that just like human nature like after what happened to me Thursday just to see the heat on somebody else. Like, I'm sorry. That's that's just human nature. See you have the on somebody else. Like, all right. Well, at least I think most that human nature owes people's take away from that. I did not want to be most people's take away from that would be that you would feel extreme sympathy towards some data put in what I really laugh, you're laughing at mardi. Now. I mean things that he went through where what put you basically in tears the day before tears strong. No, I understand that sentiment. But I did not I did not want. I I did feel bad from art after. But in the heat of the moment, I just couldn't you know. It's like there's those situations where you know, you shouldn't be laughing. But you just can't stop that was sort of what I found myself. Yeah. And again, I think a lot of people would say that you not being able to control after in that moment says a lot about your true feelings. I think people would would be the same way. I'm kind of in Tommy's booed where I laugh plea inappropriate. At times every single argument. I get into what the lady, I'm laughing. Like, I don't wanna be laughing. But it's like, that's all that's all. Hey, I'm sorry. What do you want? I can't stop laughing there. I've had that before. But it depends. How dumb what she's arguing for is? But that's all. My worst ever six doing my worst ever situation with that was in high school. I had a Philippino friend who went to this church. It was like noble Filipino Christian church invited you can get through this segments. Many. He invited me and a few other of my white friends to go for like a guest night. So we were under pressure was going to be like a ton of guests. There we get there me. My friends were the only white people in the entire place. It was just like hundreds of Filipino people and us and we get sat in the front row. Like, we were like, you know, esteemed guests, and it's about halfway through the mass. And there's like a door at the front of the church, and this guy just opens the door. He's got like this weird jacket on he just takes out a camera zooms it in right on like me, and my friend me, and my white friends and just takes a million pictures, and we just started like cracking up. We're like we knew we shouldn't be laughing. But it was just funny the way he did it and for like ten minutes. We're just laughing in the middle of quiet church. The people up there. The priests are looking at us like we're being disrespectful, and you just. That's an absurd situation that you found yourself in. Nobody was angry at you is the difference between just they weren't a goals in. I they could have been angry. I would have been taken out of these disrespectful guests that we have laughing in the Mullimore mass. Yeah. I can see that. Ars the worst one I've had is we used to in hockey a college. We would our coach would scream at us, and he would go on fits, and he would say the most preposterous things ever is very funny guy, but he would make you he would he kind of had a little bit of David him where you would like mix up words like per now mispronounce words and stupid shit here. And there that just in the middle of a rant when someone's like screaming and clearly upset and taking everything very seriously. And would fuck shit up like that it was laugh out loud funny. And you know, is like a little bit of like the the boys locker invive like we'd always make contact with each other look each other like start laughing while he's screaming about this that and sometimes he would like it would be the jokes that we make fun of or like kind of laughed about like behind his back whenever we be playing video games, talking hockey, you're on the boss, or whatever then he would do that in the middle of a rant. And we just I mean just couldn't help it. You just sit there and laugh why fucking. That that's anybody you grows up points, where it's just absolute absurdity of coaches going up -solutely batch it if you this doesn't have anything to youth sports, but we all had this coaches. But if you Google Sean Michaelson from the Seattle mist going nuts on his loans or a football players. This guy is a d three Harto football coach just going absolutely a shit. Over lingerie football players. I cannot say in two thousand nineteen what he says to him out loud. But if you Google it, it's it's it's something to behold, she scraped something to be. Yeah. We've all laughed at appropriate times. Tommy. But I will say that one, you know, with your with the way that the stage has been set, and you getting kicked off very, embarrassing fashion and very bad moment for you and just kind of sat in general, and then mardi moist coming in and a lot of people look at him as like Marty, you know, as part of the crew and Tommy is in this that you were saying some people on the internet. Saying well that was real. The X factor this year. Not mean, if he's really the only new thing Dave's losing. And then all of a sudden you see something bad happened to him. You're laughing. Not a good. Look, I was getting when I got kicked off getting a lot of all kinds is getting a lot of street says like this mush, how do they not see it's much harder Nazi it's much. So when my press release where I was taking full responsibility. I knowledge those people because I figure people are going to see that. I I wanted them. I wanna know part of that narrative. I said I'm taking four spot while you put it in your statement. I I had to you had to give it legs. It wouldn't in your statement throwing mardi under the bus to tweet. I said this is what I I said, oh my God Mars under the bus, and I tried to pull him out and people saw me pulling them out, and they misinterpreted that as putting them under their. That's basically what happened. I think it's properly interpreted that you were throwing him there. How do you saw boss as all muslin? You know me. That's sad. Sad is the laugh in your face was getting how would you respond to mardi mush Cohen you? And I quote, I fuck. Rat. We know we hashed out. I understand why Marty's upset he it's embarrassing to be ill. Then thrown off set I dealt with the two. We'll we'll get there me martier friends. He's he's yelling saying get the cheese. You're good to choose. Look. I said, it's it will it didn't look great that was growing there. But I- Marty I like mardi. He's my friend. I wish we could all be prosperous together. So look, I don't believe I don't find that to be true. I have brought mardi more. I've been defending all segment as they brought mardi mush in here to to hash this out. Mush what's up, man? How are you? I'm good. So, you know, there's a little bit of a clip, and you know, between yourself and Tommy you're you're kinda getting berated much much in the same fashion that he did the day before by Dave Tommy, just with a big old grin a laugh kind of a belly laugh, really. I. At your misfortune. You know, how how did you take that? Well, did you see my did you see when you got clicked out and my face stone cold out soap set for you? But I. If it happened the opposite way rock, you got kicked out the first day. I got at the second day. There would be a party you that could have been grinning. We'll never know. But it didn't. And I was very I was upset for you. I asked them to bring you back in like yet. I was pretty mean. And it was an odd. So I was on your side. And then I just see you cackling like a dog and just sitting I explained it to them. It was one of those situations where you don't wanna be laughing. But it was fun. I mean, everything joyous everything. That was you're going through a side. It was a funny when Dave yells people, I find it funny. Oh, some shit. So what do you still say you didn't throw him under the bus? I explained you said you were under the bus, and he actually was trying to take you under it. There were people nonstop tweets this motions fault. This as much as falling. Dave saw that no probably tells mentions. I I see him scroll through as much you probably saw those. And I wanted to address that narrative and say I want no part of this. That's my fault. It was I'm here just on an island by yourself. That's what you will. This is what happened. You as I said in the street. You are. The bus most self credit now for his ally. Would I said I'll my God look much under the bus. Let me try to pull them out and people misinterpreted that is me putting you on there. You know? I don't want it to be this. When I know like you will put this in our past. If you gotta get you gotta get that out of Dave's head that's thing. Now, he's saying why would I bring him with me with these places? Yeah. That's very fair. I he'd you affect in moesha's career by giggling and not having his back. If you were to just been like, look, maybe it's not MAURICE team where a team which shouts sock. That's what mush did for you. That viciously off the set admitted this off a minute, you'll feel better once you minute. And then we what do you want me to admit? I better. Better. I wish I I don't think I. Star. I wished I handled it I did not want to be laughing. I did not want to be grinning, and laughing I did feel bad because I got the wrath the previous day. And I know it does not feel good. But there was the part of me where it's like at least it's not me. It's a big weekend for you. I don't agree with that. I think it's a step further. You genuinely wanted to see more feel the wrath have a negative outcome. I know I have that negative outcome. Beyond Dave's radar and Dave react, no in an ideal world where all winning and everyone's Joyce together. But not after you had been booted is that that world had crumbled, and you wanted his no I did down with somebody else. So that you could have a chance to kind of step on his this wasn't me. He wasn't me on the rubble. Right. I did not expect like if we lost again on Friday. I didn't necessarily think you would turn them on. I thought it could have been me again. So I was definitely rooting for us twin? You were happy to see the mush man be the receiver of the same type of negativity, and and anger and frustration that you received. There's no doubt. I, but it's not it's just not too much. Yeah. I said that before I was like, yes. Somebody else getting it. All right, at least, it's not me. All right. All right. I think that's just human nature this weekend. Are you worried about him you worried about this week at all? Yeah. I mean. Yes. And no because we have lost now together like up until Thursday. There were no losses. You know? What I mean like, so I didn't know what was going to happen in there were I mean for the most part like, no. So it's like now, I don't know what happens if like it's out of the way, you know, what? I mean, the loss is now if we keep losing in Vegas. What happens? I'm not sure. Flown by white different taking a new back from fan duel. You've been here for an hour. Tommy, get on a plane get the hell out about some holes in the desert. Yeah. No. I I hope it goes. Well. Fhu. Clearly, how's your guys relationship you and mush me and much? I want it to be good. I mean, he didn't look like it. I just wanna make sure your intentions going forward. I know you have an impact on the boss man somewhat. You need to be in good graces with it. So I don't want. It can't affect the relationship there. I if you if you enact the blame on mardi mush in that fashion like you did and keep it going. Then I did not I did not enact the plame. Basically did Tommy you basically did 'em sat right here. And you put that most. Nice passive motion invited to the fan duel vents next to president of my doing. Of I if it comes to that. I will make sure you're invited. You have my word. Oh boy. If I if I. Right. Final decision. But I'll be like, I think most should be there about what our whole point. Is that you do not have say and that, but the say that you did have you manipulate it in a way can't say. Don't have saying that. Yes. Okay. Because the say it's not even that you had to say it's like the poll that you had you manipulate it a away to negatively affect his presence at at being in the gambling mix. Very clearly ASA dumb things. And I said when I got kicked off ways. Way. But it's not like after you said that I was like oh look at mush. No, you laughed when he started yelling at you. Yeah. Very sinister. Like after you said that I was like oh look at much. There's also you sat right here on this very show. Tommy, and you push the narrative like o p no saying. Say Bush is the reason he li- everyone knows when you say everyone else is saying I. Sounds like a man passing the buck. I have no excuses. I just wasn't lucky today. I'm sorry. Some people are suggesting that the man nicknamed mardi much further ability to lose bets at fault. I don't want to hear that. I'm taking responsibility. Absolutely. Gave it the people on Twitter gave it legs. And I said stop running, and there's a bunch of clowns, by the way, I'm joking about morning most being bad luck charm. He's very entertaining. Again. You get you set it again who saying that is about to narrow down here. I was watching it keeps saying it. Rick Tommy is who's that? He's fucking respiration. Yeah. I mean, you definitely he's all around the Romanovs like playing nice making sure everything's good. Oh, your kid has hemophilia whoever will use this little fix. Oh, no. It's the other people. It's the Germans it's everyone else's fault. It's not me. I'm helping you out doing your thing. And pretty soon. The fuck is going to be in here ruin everything. Tommy, I don't understand the reference. Look, I'm sorry. I wish I handled it better. I I do when I look back. I was like I wish I wasn't grin. And even as I was growing. I was like I really wish I wasn't growing now because people are gonna look this. But again, then we're explaining how you get no situations where it's like, I know I shouldn't be laughing grinning, but you just can't help it. So even if that even if. If I had not been kicked out the previous day. I might have still been laughing running just because I knew it was an awkward situation. And I could and same thing if it was a big cat or whatever. But if he's on a big cat. It's it wasn't personal tomorrow. I like Marty, you know, Tommy, you're e- surface your sweet kit. Yeah. You're kind your funny got your quirky little stuff, but deep down you are a strategy master, you desire, more than anything to win survivor type competition, and here, we have a man, you know, who who's really out there in a way kind of kind of fighting for that same piece of the pie and being being involved with Dave who is of course, your hero and all of that and trying to be involved in as much content as you can. And when that man suffers a bad fate there. You are just laughing belly laugh at right and this one. You can't. Everybody watching that stream. Do you think there was anyone laughing? Of course, there are people out. Does that there's feet in light? But there are some situations. That are just like I the way Davis Elliott, you the things he was saying I think a lot of take me at Stewart's. But that's funny. Which is fair game wasn't laughing at you then. But would have I wanted to blame them. Look, it's not about the laugh. I mean that happens shit happens. It's about the follow up from the left. How you defend your boy, your teammate your band of brothers in arms and leading up to it. You didn't actually you're fine with mardi mush getting pushed out and everything's all good for little Tommy smokes here. Look it's a dog eat dog. Thank you. The penalties at donkey built road. I was going after the. The livestream doggy dog. Gee, what you see? That's why you could give me that. But don't you dare stand here? And try to be like, well, buddy buddy with everybody at didn't want it to come off that way. Oh, yes. You did. That's that's that's the most genuine thing. You said yet this show the dog dog. Let's talk you dog. All right. We gotta come most gets it to got a couple of callers here while we got mush it here. We're trying to get through this whole thing where to you kinda hate each other. Now, let's go to not true, Eric what's up, Eric? Hey, low key the meanest being Dave said the time he was now that he was coming. But it was worthless. We gotta feel ready that he'd bring value to the organization, right? He's a quote, unquote. You know, good luck charm, we all know that total Bs. So the fact that he's hosting barstool radio. I'm sure everybody. I know I think the worthless was more just he was like, you're worthless. Into e e didn't clarify like in everything. Just like, you're worthless. Gambling, absolute body-bag, worthless, your heart sank, he destroyed you that comment was a tough moment. Do not recess a Tate. He was dead game over chances on sky is it was a tough moment. I I'm not disagreeing with that. Look, I got a thank you Eric call. I gotta say when we're debating which ones tougher for you be called come rag or being called worthless. By your boss. You know, that's actually self-help rag has some sort of use. True that is worth truth. That that guy had an accent to you saying such means ship of what the accent felt like he was okay? Like, he say, whatever you want you came in. He came in sound in a little meaner than that. I probably would have cut him off. Now, southern Trump probably the worst thing you could call somebody those just. You're not you're not even that's tough really stand on. I don't know. That's not a good spot and tonight, laughing when he called you worthless. Was like you laughing at mardi mush. Exactly don't exactly we have. I'm not blaming you for the left. I'm blaming after like now say Tommy, you're not worth you have that you you have heart you have determination. But it's a dog eat dog. Pretty good. Critics compliment. You're saying Tommy's on an island which like that's the go-to kind of out of four for comedy. Because he's. Guy. And all that. He's just basically we say that all time. Let's go. Let's go Joe, John. What's up? Hey, so I thought Tommy was full of shit. But I just got on Twitter and check the receipt, and he's right. There were many people calling for much to be kicked out instead of him when he was originally kicked off. So I think he was right to include that in his response. The who is who does Dave listen to the people did not on Twitter or his I didn't I send Dave that for like I thought I wasn't going to read the release out him. I didn't I thought he might have not seen it. Yeah. He doesn't. But about you. He would read it. It's about your released was written directly to tag. Yeah. But you also tag now I didn't. See? Top just you know, again, I think I think we got down to it was when you just responded and said, look, it's at all. I think that proximity issue in that makes sense mardi while we Gotcha do game those it was brutal. Blue devil thing was just the fucking team makes no sense. You got a seven foot nine tackle rat in the middle of the thing. Why you keep why keep going up to him? And he just keeps blocking you. They did the entire game and acai play playing the entire gate all game without ever jumping is my favorite thing. All all the stupid stat at all five baskets are dunks. Yeah. Is he doesn't have to jump into fucking puts it in a jet sets into the basket. It's incredible. But do that the fact that those two shots didn't go in was unreal. Like those were both in the especially the little tip the second one the second one it just it was it just looked like this is how this game supposed to end. It was like the first one. You couldn't believe when in this. Okay. Hadn't like nice little touch on it. And then just kind of bounce the wrong way when out so that was that was the game of the tournament. Lazy wouldn't though so? That wasn't even though shouldn't have been the same. Jim shouldn't have is. It's an easy win Virginia Tech that game confident that Duke is gonna win all there. Attack game. No, I think they're going to blow by Virginia Tech. I've already lost Virginia Tech this year without Zion. So zion's going to go off they should've lost. So many times that came to the even win. Dia missed the free throw. Yeah. And then they get back. Get like four points out of a play with shouldn't have gotten really any. That was crazy the missed Allieu to their desks. And what you could also say at UCF that ball didn't hit the rim. Also with the shot clock violations. Hit the backboard. Yeah. That was real how you didn't see that. That was I dunno. Even watching the replay million times. It was it was close because it still I still part of me feels like, oh, maybe grazed it couldn't really tell. Yeah. But that game was awesome. That was kind of March madness to to t- there. I was close to cry. I was so upset they laws like couldn't fuck and handle loss. And because they do it. Every so many tripped all those stupid losses. Well, when you're on twitch yesterday live broadcasting, I caught the end of it. What is the tramp stamp have to do anything? Well, the so. No one was like commenting like. If they like they're gonna lose this game while when it kept like chirping behind there. So I was like I will get a tattoo on my ass. If Duke loses escape when there were nine in the first half, you have to hold yourself to that. Oh, I know when I came down to. That's why more my reaction here gotten tattoos on our ass because they've lost Bess who it's not fun new. Some might say some say he's tattoo on his ass. No. Oh, man. Radio. I mean say on radio Comey rags, it's something that's where the reaction came to. My mother would have killed me. She would have slapped my fucking head upside down. If I got a tattoo on my ass twenty four. I'm scared of my mother still I think we all right? Many lunch. Tell them how that happened that you got the tattoo on your ass for swallows. An accident accidents happen to all of us. Second of all I cover their climbing. It was it was kind of an accident. What was an accident? You ran into. Well, I used to have a thing for bar storm the greatest Mario Kart sixty four player of all time. So I would challenge anybody one hundred dollars that they can beat me. So I would travel around film it for content and wanna tournament. I think we had talked about radio. It was like forty up forty down. Like absolutely what before so a couple of mass holes from Boston invited me up. They did the tattoo bet like four years prior one up there. I was tied through the races four of us first place second place third place and then fourth obviously, get the tattoo. We ran all through sixteen courses. I was tied for first with or second with two other people first place like ran away with it for a little behind end during the battles ganged up on. So we came after you finished last so he had to tattoo. Mario Kart tattoo tunes. Asks Tom Brady law Super Bowls greats fall, how the workout tattoo, so the conversation or is it kind of said knowing now, I it's on the side of my cheek. I never really noticed togetherness with you anymore. It's nice Princess, peach got nice little farce each. I didn't know that. I am not doing person here with a Mario Kart deemed asked tattoo. Really? Yes. Clemmie balls and. Why what when did that? While before I got mine, I believe, oh, he just got one. Yeah. Oh. We get bowser. Now, you've got Donkey Kong. It is monkey on the chiefs. It's a big one and Coley. Coley, lost a a bet to me for more cart where he had to get a warrior tattoo that bet since Ari got my tattoo. If coin lost he would have to get to obviously. But if I lost I legally would have to change my middle name to something of college choosing. That was we're way down way down. And when I made that bet like my modem's, Patrick after my dad, my mom kinda didn't didn't like that. There was a lot of sobbing in that conversation Christ. All right. We're overdue for a break. What a weekend for you leave I want I want to straighten it, I'm sorry for anything wrong. I've done. Let's go strong together. As a team if a situation comes up soon where I can have your back. I will I will hold you too. I appreciate you. Appreciate you coming out you trust them. I don't. That's why I'll have to see it. This is survivor one. Oh one. Yeah. Now is gonna backstab me's guy do it in. But we'll just wait. I'll I could watch my back. Now this guy need. I'll see I'm guaranteed. They will yell at me very soon. So we'll see mostly I'll be there. Good luck to you. All thank you barstool radio column radio. We're gonna hit a break. We'll be back in a little bit. Do we know Matt a what got money? Every. Everybody. Oh, and they stay. Nice little come back. The boys myself, smitty, Tommy smokes. And we got all of that is nasty is in the house last New York's we decided since rip dooby John radio and get some dank and muck it up with the crew tone. I never said that we're telling little peach story right before the break BB Jones. Yes. She was she had a very short stint in porn, so. Yes, she I mean, she kind of had a meltdown their posts. That's right, which now gives me credibility for my side of the story. Right win. Crazy crazy one yet win the argument. Right. Could you guys concede that? Okay. Thank you. Now, we can move on. So after we were done she threw on a t-shirt shirt from a company was working with that said like I love biz nasty, and she she wanted to take a picture of her post it, and then she'd had a selfie as well. She posts a couple of pictures of us on. Twitter and on my e add lake not. I'm not I'm not falling down that hole. I don't wanna I don't people knowing fucked the porn star tonight. No, thank you. So she said she was a little mad about it near -tated. I don't know. She wanted the followers. She felt disrespected. I go to bed because she leaves the next morning. She's on KPD radio town, everyone the valley. I got a small hammer horrible in bed. I on. They're trying to get me live on air on a day that we're playing the Chicago Blackhawks and biggest game of the year because we are on a playoff race to make playoffs. And I gotta deal with this on a on a game day. So I didn't answer my boys. I can't come on the radio today. But like I can come on and defend myself another day. So I got a fucking cleanup this. Although the GM the team didn't even care where the boys. I'm convinced. The one reason I lasted as long as I did the National Hockey. I was not very good. And I was but I was willing to fight for my teammates. I made sure there was good music on the Walker room. If any of them need anything that go there with my pickup truck to their house and move them. Whatever the fuck they need it. I would do it include. I would bring self deprecating. Crazy wild store Alaka room on a regular basis. It was in my first couple years in Phoenix. It was every day. I would have like a kill story are some story of another. Whether it was a girl wedding my bed. Whether it was a stripper's boyfriend leaving death threat on my voicemail, which I played that one. We talked on the pocket. It was just fucking crazy. And like, I don't know I kind of kind of live my life like that. It's kind of a good time, obviously, I've slowed down. But fuck could you imagine a player now dealing with that on the radio? No. Do the same thing to gronk where she they posted the picture choose in the grafters. Right. Yeah movement. But but like yes signature move denied it he she probably would have went and trashed him. I wasn't really denying. I I hadn't had a chance to even say that we went on the date. It was like it was it was it was a grunk denied to let that be posted. Yeah. But she could have posted a hair social gronk was a posting on his. So I I mean, yeah. I don't know if it was a double standard or she was a smart enough to know that patriots nation is insane. And if she probably would have chirped him being bad in bed. They probably would have sent anthrax to her house. We don't patriots fans or bananas. You know? They're intense. Do you do you wish you just posted the picture? No fuck. No. Now, I get to talk about here and create content and just put money in our pockets. Pretty ruthless move on her part. Roofless fucking radio ruthless. Most people would be crippled by that. Now, I say that I did reciprocate by bringing a girl on that I frequently had sex with who was a scorer who I used to had an unbelievable time with and she put her on radio. She backed me up. She's like less than a guy with a small deck doesn't wear magnums. Meanwhile, at the time, I was I was kind of inbetween should've been wearing the magnums tied a little bit snug her. I was just rocking the magnums. Okay. So you had her go on. No, no, he's like doesn't have a small, dick. And he can I need. I need outs for me. Now. Do I have the biggest dick in the world? No. I'm as honest as they come on be honest. I think my Dick's above average you called on salt on like, listen. I mean, maybe I'm small compared to the fucking you know, what is the name Lexington? Steele whose bending you over in your video, Bibi Jones. But I'm not small to the average man if I went to if I went to China, I'd be the Lexington. Steele. Beyond. I'd be on black dot com. Slaying it. His girls at half dot com. It's all. There's a lot of satire going on here. Like, I want these listeners nothing that Dushi, obviously, there's a level of Dushi nece to me. But not like, it's not. Chris angel Dushi. No now that you just call it out six billion small Dix. Crusader. They're smaller than I mean. That's that's just that's science are or that's whatever. That's what they are. They have small statistically they have small wieners. That's not like me just making that up stereotypes. What what is that like what is it management? How do they handle out with like I played the Blackhawks you didn't talk about it through that day? But the next day you're going to go on radio bring us quarter on anything about that. I got called into the GM's room couple times. I got called in one time when we were in like, I this really pissed off my coach, I just started Instagram, and we went to the Fairmont in Winnipeg. And there was like a nine dollar Fiji bottle when I walked in the room, and it was you know, fucking. What would how big are these ones? These are. They're basically it was half the size of this. Okay. There was nine dollars. I took a picture, and I posted fuck you Fairmont like, I'm a principal guy nine bucks. Nine for less than for a quarter of a leader the greatest -rageous. So I and then so the next day at pre game skate. I wasn't plan. I was getting bag skate, and then my system coach who used the bags gave me called over by the head coach, and you, and I and then he came back over, and you could just tell there was a change in the in the you know, there's a disturbance in the force. Something was up. I piss somebody off something. I didn't remember what I'd done the night before I'm thinking, I didn't go out last night. I didn't party. I didn't. Fuck anyone? And didn't you stupid? He and I ended up getting bagged way. Worse. I normally get back skated when you're not playing. So I'm like oh shit. And then he taps the ship had from to tips wants to see when you're after you're done stretching. And I'll Mike oh my God. What have I done? What did I do what I do? I walk in the room, and he says sit down, and he points to the screen goes with the fuck is at the Fairmont hotel was threatened to kick the whole team out of the hotel on a game day. I'm the plug who doesn't play and I'm about to sabotage team this season because I'm a fucking clown online. I had to go back with my tail between the lakes, the hotel and bag. I'm not the fucking kick the team out on game day, but I would have been I might have got sent down to the minors. I would have been public enemy number one for the boys over dollar bottle of water. How bad their PR would have been hotel. Keep in mind. The supply us water as we're walking into the hotel. So just an abso. I totally forgot about it. So it was like fuck I was just saying that conversation you like actually guys like, I taste like water. It's great. I totally worth nine bucks. No. But I was fighting for the common, man. They're not myself. I think in the common man who stays at the hotel who might make wake up in the middle of the night who wants a nice fresh ball water has to pay nine dollars. That's probably going to take him whatever. Half an hour at work to make back for fucking waters nine dollars Canadian to Canadian so the three bucks US. Oh, those more. I thought the American dollars worth less than the Canadian euros. It was for a while there. I think Americans higher than the euro's. Well, is it? Yes. I don't know. Well, I didn't know the exact right? So in US it was like three dollars now. Yeah. I was being sarcastic at the time. I would assume I mean, I mean, what do the math here if you have ten dollars American right now, you're getting thirteen thirteen and a half back. Okay. Pounds pounds is pounds. How's it been doing since the bricks, and I think it just went back up what we're doing fucking foreign currency with business? What do you watch a business channel member? I make I make USD. Right. So I when the exchange gets ridiculous. Yeah. And then you, you know worth more more value, although cost of living is higher in Canada. But fuck dude when you're making the NHL money, and then you can just all sudden flip over at some point. It was forty seven cents on the dollar. You get flip over half a million you'd have a million and then by sick, Pat. And I mean good, you're fucking laughing. It's crazy last couple years. I've been by book and his golf trips and Canada's I can't fucking credit. It's crazy. I don't even know how currency actually works. I just think it's fascinating. How do I mean? Why actually sets your way I know what exchange rates are would dollar value out because sometimes I invest in British pounds to. But is I don't know what affects it like, I don't like what would affect current info. What do you put busy put on glasses like get a Cup of coffee? Right. It's time to invest some British currents on a seaman. I'm just a lucky guy. I've met some awesome people, and they gave they give me great advice. Whether it's investing in medical marijuana. Whether it's commercial real estate, whether it's real estate, but I've been so it's everything about, you know, gaining finance life to me anyway from someone who came from nothing is me the right people at the right time and taking the right advice. It I've been fucking Laki for for a peasant. I've been lucky. Pants. I love it. Let's go more people. Some callers let's go to castle is your name castle. Yeah. Castle like structure. Yeah. Like, the structure amazing. Yup. Biz big big question for you. Do you think that drew doughty is the best trash talker right now, and it so fuck that's a good question. Because Marchi's been making a strong push lately. He's been hot Marsha what's crazy about Marcia is he's high profile as he is. And he's doing it on social media. It's it's wild and people. I argue this on the podcast the other day. I said he's so fucking good for the NHL at people like, you're an idiot. Are you fucking crazy? Every time he comes on the God damn television. He's polarizing people either wanna throw their TV out the window or they love it. Right. And who's arguing that? He's not crazy. We'll lot of people on Instagram page. I spent a fucking day, but regarding your question, I would say on ice. Yeah. Because he's because he's done at all. He's got to championships. He's won enormous. He's loaded as fuck people. Forget that he held out after his entry level contract for a contract at the time for. A defenseman to becoming out and Basie being like pay me this or you can go fuck yourself to an organization that hadn't done really much. I think he I think he fucking signed a seven year seven million dollar deal out of an entry level as demand that long ago. But Anna's by time, he's all said and done. He's gonna make over one hundred million. He'll be one of the highest paid players of all time because he's got a sick agent. And he had the balls to hold out. So yes, he's the best. He's one of the best trash talkers using give a shit who's the best. You've ever come across doubt one playoff series. I got put in a game against L and the conference finals it was kind of like a last ditch effort to see if we can muster up some type of attack against them. No didn't work awfully nice trial. I was trying to run after dowdy all game and he was dipping dodging me. And this guy was just laying into me. It was hilarious. I was kind of laughing at myself where. Yeah, he's he's in joking around laugh and laugh at his own jokes. Chirping me in the midst of a playoff. A playoff run where he was dominant and shouldn't have spent one ounce of energy on me. Most guys like Nicklaus Lindstrom when wasted one breath on me any what had someone else come over and take care of themselves. What's the most over the top thing? Someone's ever said is there anything like whoa, come on, man? No, not on the ice. But I've heard guys say shit to other guys this year dislike. I've heard some gnarly shit where. Yeah, I would be very uncomfortable. If I heard teammates that someone else. How much how much like a guy saying, hey, like a guy potentially getting married to another guy's wife and sailing I used to piss shit all over and like just like what? Oh, that's. That's changed. Ammo, though, you don't want to. And that's the thing is like I I have a pretty strict rule as far as not getting involved with anyone who's ever been with a hockey player now that I've transitioned out of the game. And I'm still involved in hockey, it'd be very difficult to be for me to get over. 'cause you just never know. I'm a hothead. If I hear the wrong thing about become out of the wrong person's mouth. I'm coming back. And that might be in that guy's artillery. Risks that? Yeah, me like, it's a tough spot for me, the mental edge in being lonely and miserable. Without that person. I might actually love is more important. That's a sick. That's a sick thing, isn't it? But it's right. But you're right. But I'm but I'm makes you less vulnerable. You nailed it. That might equal end up. Equalling? A mental midget spiral letting half that net worth. And I got more people try to make that money back much rather be a sad lonely miserable fucker all day. So that I'd never run into the chance that you could hurt me. All day. How much like how much Chirpin is dependent on like how good you are. How Jim it? You are whatever whatever how are we going to scrap? I know it's like a dumb way to describe it based on like how legit you are like in a in a conversation of two guys trip at one guy's a plug and the other guys doughty making like time depends on whether the guys loser cool guy off the ice like dowdy was chirp in the on the ice. But but if I saw him in the hallway like I wouldn't look at him in like my giggle than he would have been. He would have done the same thing. Like I played in the organization after that. And I was sort of acquaintances before that and now like if I saw we'd have beers together. He's an unbelievable guy. He's a special human being. And he's a throwback where he's not like into the supplements. And all that shit for ten beers after the game. And he needs still gets it done. You see like some fourth line like call up like try to chirp sit or something and said just literally looking at it not saying. Wouldn't he said wouldn't even give him his breath? Yeah. That's what I figure I've had guys not give me their breath. I'm doing everything I can to take the focus away from them. Right. One. The other flip side of that. And whereas if I have a skilled guy on my team, and I this is one of my crafts at the game. Anytime I knew a player from the other team had a mental edge are upper-hand physically on one of our skilled guys. I would do everything in my power to get the coach to put me out there against that guy. And now I'm in that guy's face saying shit where now on the focus get it away from him as much as is much possible because I need that guy just ignored hockey right now. 'cause I know he's he's he's in a mental pretzel. Right. So I'm doing everything whether it's over and slap the toss of his laces. It's whether I go I tell him I'm like, you know, I I would go as far to say the guy like, hey, I fucking her role. Ladies fucking a few of the boys. I'd say I'd say I heard the guys on the team hate your guts. And you're the biggest loser in that locker room. And now it gets and feeling a little bit insecure. Maybe one of the guys in his team did say that about him. Now, he's thinking about it. Now, he's not worried about my buddy. Good. Yeah. It's a fucking mental warfare. Man is good. I like plant those seeds planting seeds. That's awesome. Let's go Scott. What's going on Scott? Hey, biz back in two thousand ten on roads, the winter classic. They showed cook he played a little practical joke on you. When you were with the cardinal cardinals. Jesus the coyotes and show like bubble gum down in your gloves and cut the leases on your skeets or something. I was wondering if your member that or be if there's any retaliation. There is no retaliation. I'm not a prankster. But that was funny that was that was a good for TV moment. I mean, not nowadays, it's called content. I mean it was called contact now. But you know, I mean, they had a lot of fun storylines going through that. And one of which is you know, we crossed over. And it's weird because I only played fifteen games of the penguins. But all these guys when I ended up playing for the team for the three months, they'd heard all these fucking crazy stories about me in the minor. So it was like they all knew me, and we're all buddies once again, I was the self deprecating guy in the room being a clown. So, you know, cook thought it'd be funny to like do that to me because it would it tied into the Pittsburgh connection. And actually, the only shitty thing about that is I thought it was funny, but I would always be wanna last guys locker room because my job was to entertain. And I was almost late for practice that day 'cause I was on a practice date between games. And but if you step on late for practice, we're talking about the five hundred dollar fine. And the coach is is going to give you a major p wagging like this. I'm not I'm not Crosby nor like even of cross becomes on leave for. Practice. What? No, he would never do that respect the game. So I was a little nervous about that one. But luckily, dodged a bullet. And and you guys you fans got a little laugh. They got appreciate the call. I when you guys on your on your game days when you weren't playing because I did a lot of that in college. Well, did you guys have like the bender battle? We would always have we had like three on three games. Like, the assistant coach come up -solutely. Oh, man. Those were just the worst. The last thing you wanted to be an all all year long. Well, what sock? Does I had a coach there? My first couple years in Phoenix. And I was healthy scratch. I I had more healthy scratches in the NHL than games played play two hundred two NHL games. I was I would say I was scratched two hundred and forty times. Okay. So far in advance. Would you know, you're healthy scratched? I would use. You have an idea. I would say fifty percent of the time. I would find out after pre game skate. Gotcha. So, but I was cool about. And that's another reason. I got the stick around. I wasn't sucking my thumb coach KOMO versa. Hey, not tonight. Bee's Nori coach I'll be in the locker every single game. I was a healthy scratch. The coach said I still. Want you in the locker room two hours before most healthy scratches show up at the time game guys don't even see them. I'm in the locker room playing the music now, I kind of went on a little bit of a weird path there. I forgot the original question so three. Yeah. So we had a tough coach, and I would get the shit bag out of me because he came over from Russia and these Russians train on the Rush Limbaugh. They're all needles. Stuck on their master like Ivan Drago, you know, and they trained for six seven hours a day. So some Salah times we're playing that three three game. But you know, he ended up taken off. Yeah. We were playing three and three gets coaches. And it was fun for me again where I would do a couple of skates to stay in shape. But then I got a little fun at the end. We'll chair. Yeah. It was funny because we would do those, and it's like some people fucking hated it. Because it was they were bitter pissed off. They're not in the lineup. But other people like I just got used to actually kind of fun like playing, but we have our our coach Ted outta who still head coach at Harvard would like he would, you know, he Chirps all throughout the week in video and this and that, you know, everybody kind of all you got to wise out a bit. Will you did you like he'd always you'd get a hack or this or that? But then you get competitive juices going and he would take over the fucking game. And dominating basically have a like, I told you fucking idiot. So like, this is how you're supposed to hockey because he could actually practice what he was preaching. He was so much better that we were which which which makes you respect them that much more because when you're getting yelled at a co. Coach who hasn't played or ever been to a place like the worst. When there's like a coach she used to be like a little skilled guy, and he's you're a fucking pussy get in. There. You fuck and you're like fuck you, buddy. I got an twenty scraps this year, and you had one in your entire career. I'll come fucking take that knows and put around the other side of your head. It's like I couldn't call you a pussy per se. Yeah. I mean, you could 'cause you're on radio. You got you guys can do that. There's a lot of separation did something like that ever like dip off the ice at all you ever take it outside. The I've gone. I was an idiot when I was growing up three fights. I actually cut my hand one time on a guy's tooth when I just like we we squared off. And I just knocked him right out cut. My my knuckle and a person's mouse dirtier than dogs mouth. Got. I went home. I'm a moron. I put captain Morgan's on it. Because I thought any alcohol would help get the click to clean it. I don't I don't hate that. I lived on the same exact, we're good boys. I threw the cat. Oh rubbing alcohol this'll work itself hall. So apparently, not I woke up the next day. My hand was swollen turn ended up getting infected. I had to go to a surgeon in Saint Catharines, thirty minutes away. They had open it up and cleaning out. I actually ended up being on antibiotics and hooked up in the hotel are in the hotel the hospital for about a week. I lost about ten fifteen pounds in the midst of the summer training. It was a dumb that was the last time I ever gotten a streetfight g get them. They'll all buddies fucking frontier. I got put in the back of the cruiser. Yeah. I'd always whole front drill was when he when he when he finally came to I was in the back of the cruiser. Luckily, my buddy was becoming a cop at the time in new kit was and the kid knew who I was playing hockey time. And the guy the guy came to and in his fucking furniture was all messed up, and they asked if you wanted to press charges the enough fuck any dislike stumbled off away. So like there's another dodged a bullet. There. What you know, what if I hit that guy, and he falls down cracks had done. Life's over fucked. I will say I I take back. My take on Ronda Rousey. I don't even wanna get into that. I think life or death situation. I could take Ron drowsy. I don't want anyone tweet me like your fucking more. Like, it's whatever you pick one way. I picked the other. But for those who are listening to that story. And you might be a young guy do as best you can't walk away. I know some you guys, you know, your wires cross at the bar walkaway. It ain't fucking worth it because I've heard people get their lives room by just one little mistake like that. And don't heal wounds with captain Morgan and more importantly, do you ever? Do new Amsterdam vodka, which is actually the presenting sponsor the spent to 'cause pot. Yeah. Plug him plug him. Do you have any like were you what was your interaction if anything with Whitney during when you guys were player? It was funny because I came in as a young guy younger than him who is like the mouthpiece and we have exact personalities so he doesn't like this new young mouthpiece. The fuck is jokes in the locker right sweat. I there was a bit of butting heads. But soon after he saw me as like a non threat where he key knew that I was self deprecating, and it was just a clown. And I wasn't out out to hurt. Anyone? I was just out for humor to like make the boys laugh, we then we connected because he when I was first in Pittsburgh. He would like be like biscuit over here until these idiots tell tell these guys what an idiot, you are doing this. And he would hurt me forever. And they rip on me in the room. So I became the punching bag where it was like a it was like a circus act. You know, you got the I was the jester and was the comedian. He's the beat me. I was. Guys loved it. It was great morale. I wish it could last longer. And then that's why it's so funny. Then when we talk about our time in Saint Louis at training camp together because it was like we were back in the Pittsburgh days where we on their PTO's. We weren't gonna make the team and they just brought us in there. Like outs late in the mood up around here. Still these clouds in the fuck. Yeah. It was then it's such a boys club locker room. That was I was so rattled that. I couldn't stay on that team. When those were the years when they just couldn't get over the hump Saint Louis to Saint Louis teams where those were like what they're while. There's a while there where they couldn't get out of the second round couldn't bail. You know, the first because they had like Chicago. Yeah. There was like a six or eight year stretch where they had the best record combined in the regular season record. They never Chicago in Minnesota. Who were giving them the most problem Lhasa, Minnesota definitely lost. You Kogyo lot had. Yeah. Just had like LA think one year we ran into LA ended up winning. Did you guys might have gotten a one conference finals? And I might even be wrong. It was a San Jose. Whenever San Jose went and played. Oh, Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh, three years. Yeah. That was the blues three or four years ago. I think it was three I think it was twenty the spring of twenty six in the blues, they beat Chicago Seven games, and they beat Dallas and seven games than they lost six games during that stretch of time is when they had an unbelievable locker room, and it was such a great fit. And man, I the goal for beer some days after practice and the Steve off was there. Oh, yeah. The he was he was a blast came over from what buffalo. Yeah. Maybe it was buffalo. Yeah. I forgot where he bounced around a little bit. It is interesting to hear from a locker room guy be about because we always like even like when you're football found this. They always talk about. Yeah. No. He's a great in the locker room key. And it's here it's interesting to hear because we all say that like basically with no knowledge and to hear that be like, a real thing and another cool thing out of that was I got to meet Ryan Reeves who we had a bit of a rift. We were we were like, you know, the old school style rift where every game we knew it was going to be heavyweight fight. And it was real. There was one game. They were up, and this is where it kind of like peaked if we would ever kept playing against each other. We would have kept fighting, and they're able to gotten worse and worse is they were up by two nothing. And I'm like give me one. And he's like, Nope. Hits told me. No. And I said fuck you I say gimme one. And then and then he's like, no. And he was staying disciplined, and and then I ended up fucking giving them will kick in the back of the skates and slur. Off the face off. And he he he felt like, and that's what I was trying to do is trying to bear him in front of his crowd and Reeves's that I knew that would bring him to that edge. And he just said, let's go and he shut him and he ended up fucking speed bag. And then he cellar cell lead after championship championship belt. They say you Faulkner, I said, I would never do the belt you, and I was being a little bit of poopie pans out of the box. Never do the belt. I would never do the pelts. You fuck you. And he's like fuck you. And then after things calm down the box. He goes. All right. Sorry, buddy. Al my bad. I crossed the line there. And I was like damn he didn't have to do that. I kind of stirred the pot catechin that slew foot, and then I ended up getting a meet him and we've been buddies ever since we've had him on the podcast a couple of times. He's entertaining guy, the pending on who you root for their who's listening. I mean, if you're cap stand, you probably hate his guts, but another guy who regardless what you think about him and you want to call them a plug on Twitter. He can play the game. He's a good good salt fourth liner. He's toughest guy in the sport right now. And he's got a great personality for the game was awesome chick. Let's pause in here during the day just shooting the shit. Great stories he can chirp himself a little bit. I. Interested that you guys like actually didn't like a lot of guys you go with, you know, there was a mutual respect. No doubt. But but it was like now at that point. I knew it was going every game. And there was only a couple other guys had feuds like that with and Chris Barch was another one from Dallas. We use the fight every game. And he's the guy fought the most fought him four times. And then and then in the minors in the American Hockey League when it was but American Hockey League when I played there. I went back to back seasons with thirty fights. It was hell off since there is mutual respect in hockey when you drop them have you ever like lead up on someone because of that like you knew you can actually throw him through the fucking glass, and you just like kinda tuned it back. I I I hated doing it towards the end of my career, and it was. But yeah, I would say I started to gain a little bit, of empathy. My bite had wore off. But that was just because I knew I was coming to an end. And I'm thirty one years old and these kids are twenty in the American Hockey League. Like, I mean, there are other guys who are mostly young guys would stay away from us there, there'd be a couple but other teams had other tough guys. But they're begins dude where if a guy went up to one of our guys, I would come off the bench. I say if you even say another word to him, I'm gonna come over on a rag doll you and they would not say another word where when I you know, 'cause they were fucking scared teak is weren't scared back. Then you were intimidating. Anyone you were fighting. It's also probably really interesting dynamic like you. You know, a lot of guys probably wanted to get into it with you because it was a novelty thing you became like famous in your in your Twitter social presence. I'm gonna I'm gonna rattle fuck and business buddies about it. Yeah. I would imagine that a few of these guys. Like this guy's a fucking loser online because they weren't down with my stick. So. Yeah. But but now they know on on threatening back then I still had to put that face on. So it was it could be buddy-buddies with everyone on every team and to fight like you probably had to be in order to fight. You got to be pretty fucking fired up yet. It's hard. It's hard to to to fake it. Right. And you'll just like you can't Agana fights. When let's say someone runs one of my teammates were a lot more. Like if you watch my Jay Rosehill fight online. Go watch that when he took a run at Shane don't. They were down to the game is three one same idea. He's like I need. I need a fight right now. And I know how I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna go run their skill guy and chained on was our captain. And a guy who I would take a bullet for I fucking jumped up on the bench. And I sit tip I said put me on the fucking ice. So he put me on the ice and we lined up. For the face off and us. You don't fight when you're up to you don't want to change the momentum. You don't wanna do that? But I didn't give a fuck. I my wires crossed. And we fought we had a good one. I'd say he got the better of me. But we were throwing bombs we trying to knock each other out. And you you could see after the fight Shane Doan like grabbed me from the badge. And he's talking ROY because the whole fucking if fire things up they ended up scoring foreign answer. We lost. But but. We lost. We lost the game five or fucking on answer goals felt like a human piece of shit. But a lot of people tweeted me after the game they said, that's the most fired up been at a hockey game in a long time and Shane don't came up to me after he said is that's bullshit. That's on us. We need to not lose that game for you. And that's like, get chills. Right. Right. Dope shit. That's that was the you know that was the code teases. All right. We gotta hit a break. We got biz Asti you could do another half hour with us Powell. I gotta go. Do this thing with Liz. I gotta do it. Walk on the streets with a glass of wine a little wind. Walk action. Right hit it all your in town. I could fool for bit. I'm gonna be walking next to an attractive woman. You know, maybe I'll get a couple of residual kills from it on the wall girls. Always always a calculation. That's why I got a girl in town here. I hang out with her name's Heidi. And she's a ten she's gorgeous. She's a woman, and she would like we would never. But I always. Call out here, and we go out together because it just tracks. Everything else I've gotten a few residuals because then they see with her. You're not threatening of the sky. Why is smoke show hanging out with the sky? And why is he talking to me? Now, why isn't he talking her? Does she mind? No, she's a fucking best just puts her even more up on the little Pence. I mean in fucks you drink for free and she's good company. It's great find a Heidi doing. Tonight with us. Although Kaitlyn bristowe in town. She's doing a live show so girl. She's awesome. All right biz. We appreciate hopping on off. Fans are great whatever love you to spend check with check them out. We're gonna hit a double we back in a few megabits. How are you spending? Mark this year where are you watching the turnament streaming your office? 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We got myself, Tommy smokes, and smitty coming off a hell of a Monday show one that I I really didn't anticipate any of that we had biz on for like an hour and a half. He was high. Absolutely. I went down the rabbit hole of his fights last night. Did you had a lot of folks on Twitter? We're doing that as well. Oh, yeah. And it did not go good. It was very good. I couldn't sleep last night. I I was in one of those you're fired up after watching biz can go Tilly after kind of kind of I was off four night session. Now is in one of those moods. Dad, I was trying so hard to fall asleep that all I can think about was how I couldn't fall asleep. So I just lay there for an hour. And I woke up and watch bits bits fights took a bunch of melatonin. And then start the web for little bit woke up again this morning with two Wikipedia pages. Open just of Stalin and Pete Incaviglia. Did you black out? And I don't know you went down the you went down the Wiki tangent. Yeah. I've done that get into some wild places legitimately the first time. I thought a Pete Incaviglia like fifteen years. I don't even know that he's a former major league baseball player sauced out of his mind. He's the first major league baseball player. I believe that went straight demand. To go straight from college to the majors said, no deminers, again, not what were you where do you start when you surf the web, smitty? I haven't heard somebody used that phrase in along just surf the whip last night. I'm really big into with my PlayStation. Now, I didn't know you can get YouTube directly to the TV. I don't ask me. Why I was fuck did, you know, I was just always Netflix or Amazon prime movies. That's all in my mind thought those were the options so little last week or so I popped on YouTube. I watching like, NAT GO documentaries. It's been wonderful. And last night. I was just watching biz fights watching Nate at night last night to sleep old one. Here we have. On his bedroom. And you're watching Nate at night on YouTube fact, all right, which what they are very good. Good good. I have a little bit of four night gripe. I so I I played it for the first time on I think Saturday as shown them apartment had nothing really going on. So I fired up four nights for you. Which I didn't know until I tweeted about a couple of months ago. I was like thinking about paying before I can't justify people. It's free dumb ass. Yes. I thought I was kidding. I don't hold. I've known this free. Every I've made a repeal of the game. But like. Does that whatever people tweet about four night? They don't always like I had a great four night this because it's free like I wouldn't have known unless you've tried to buy it would've had no idea that that's not the whole appeal the game. I know, but that contributes a huge parts of the popularity of it is pre revolutionary thing, and gaming that it was that it was free. And then you pay for the bonuses shit pretty much pay for like the skins. I earned them. I don't pay for them iron them. But like, you're you can offer honor integrity, all good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I got on the phone. So I didn't know that anyways. I just didn't. I don't know. How to explain that? I didn't know I didn't know dad move. So I got into four I try. Yeah. I played it for like an hour doing the battery Al thing. And I, you know, I just I guess I didn't really know how to play it just ran around with a fucking acts as all I could do and people just shot me a Kilby. Yeah. That's generally what happens when you gains two years late. There's like a learning curve to it. Yeah. But usually you can get a fucking gun. I couldn't even even know how to get a gun. Yeah. You just you need an act to about rockets and shit building houses. I'm like, I just had an ax. You need to squad up with myself, Frankie privates rice, boy sergeant marina speaking the language. Right. I don't know Frankie private. It's Frankie Borelli boy rice boys, Dane is Dana be what Dana be was squad up a couple of weeks ago spoil his name rice point. Well, he was trying to lose weight. So he cooked rice for dinner, and that was all he had and we are. In the middle of a session, and he spilled rice overs bets all the twits. Chacha started calling REIs boy. Now, he's just rice gamertag. No, no. It's a young. I'll give it away dummy public because you guys all young while you giving away his phone number. Well, that's happened to me one time. Actually, I I what Instagram story playing some guy like Tiger Woods or something. Who sent like really mean thing to me was halo two years ago? Really mean message to me, and then I took a screen shot whatnot to and I left it up ten or fifty minutes. I'm thinking about it and had my gamertag on which I realize it starting all these fucking messages and the XBox interface sucks when you try to play a game. It keeps popping up. You have a message from the middle super fucking dairy simple to turn that off. But I understood middle name. No not in the middle of the game. You have to press policy and when I'm on video game mode. I'm not in like, I'm gonna do settings. And I'm just like go go go plays many games. I can turn the aspects. Go to sleep. Well, Dana 's name is young. Why u n g Dane sixty nine which perfectly fits him rice point shocking. Right. Sports a coward. But if my squad car, don't, you know know, rice, boys rice, boy is beyond what you do not want in warfare. We were supposed to be a band of brothers. Whenever we go into combat. I always lead the way I spray the field. I'm looking after people I'm going into the storm reviving them. Dana just runs he farce comes out of their. Here's Jenny's voice. And he doesn't go back for Bubba. He just he just leaves. He runs gen a doesn't make sense to split up. Not in duos. Like you wanna while? I was saying four all once four depends. Usually, you stay together as a pack like wolves. I guess if you spread out maybe two different duos better chances. Some might say. But then if you go against two different Klotz screwed. It's not good. No, it's plano. We shop on Rigsby. Have a good time. I did. I didn't have a good time. Okay. I thought was very boring. Hiding tactic. It's very it's a game. It's like. It's like. Is not fun to me. Why play a CD CD on the exact opposite of a camper? I get the lightest weight everything lightweight gun. Fastest fiery all that spin around full speed in shoot people. I love that. Like thirty kills twenty seven deaths every game. But did you play with any boys where you by yourself playing? Alone in my apartment, exactly laundry. You got to play with three boys in my apartment. When you said boys, I assume like the nine year old like ghost army General Smith did you play with any boys? Your place. Did you play with any poise? I just I know age on the fortnight battlefield, boys. It could be women. They could be whatever they identify. It can be whatever. But you it's it's a great game that you can learn with your like your boys from back home and kind of grow together. It's a good way to keep in contact. That's what I want to get to. But usually I like to do a couple of weeks myself where I'm actually adequate of the game before then what do you call it party up sink Guskov squat up with the with the boys? That's what I was trying to get to. I made it an hour. It's tough because they're never many. There's so many good players out there. Now. Frankie stinks Frankie privates. Can't even he's the new well, first of all the general everyone's below me in one way or another on the field of battle in fortnight figuratively for the court transcripts. It's not naming realistic. But Frankie he's supposed to be the king. Morality plays with the islanders tries the pump them up they lose. And he just fucking comes over. I'm not going to the game. I can't get better either. I mean, I I know the game, right? I know where to go. I know the chess are no like the I know the strategy to the game. And now you're supposed to build before you shoot I can do that. But then when it actually comes to battle, and it's like one on one. I just be it's crazy. I actually like I like shake I get so nervous. I I have no composure no composure the most fun part with playing with Frankie is he doesn't have the proper equipment at home. So it's Suns as Mike goes off. And I- troll him say like, hey, man, you gotta drop this do that. And Frankie cannot possibly do that in the game. And he just starts text me in all cats. I do that. Talking talking about did he has this army army. It's all these legion. Like nine year olds at absolute destroy us when we joined his games, and he's like oh dropped the ball. You. There is no fireball in in fort night. He's just making it up and everyone in the chats like Trump the far bowl, Frankie, and he's like private private, Frankie will not drop the fireable. And they're like. And I'm texting him. I'm like, I do not have a fireball. Do not tax private while you're playing. Leave. I just leave the game. He goes listen army. That's fantastic. That's great. So you're just okay. Well, Frank being bad at it makes me feel a little better. Yeah. It's good. Maybe you can squad up with the big cats kid. Seamless transition. Well, I was actually. I wanna talk about fortnight the entire has a big time. Smitty transition I have a better one. I was going to say I used to actually the other game. I used to play with CO. And last time I was really into video games. I used to play with big cat all the time and big out, and I would squat ups. Big cat was terrible the game. But he had very much of what it seems like a Frankie mentality where big cat was just there to socialize. So we had an unreal group. I think big cats talked about this before couple big cats buddies a buddy of mine, and then Eshelman where he was injured would play and we go out there. And he had I've told to where he had like a name his gamertag because like incredibly similar just like, basically, like J element eleven pretty much. What it is. And then after a lot of the games he would be like. Get it like everybody fucking. I get so many messages after a lot of these people recognize do look at your gamertag clearly made it I. But we've played big capi cat was terrible. But he was the morale. He was just there to run into the fire is always chitchat and whole time had sniper with them. He could snipe a little bit. But I, you know, unless if it was any map where you couldn't really like post up camp, and he had really no chance, but he knew that he is a big morale guy, which is a great segue into cap with with monumental announcement. That blog posts that he is having a child big cats done, obviously incredibly well at separating the two his private life or his personal life and parcel and all that. So seeing a ball like this from big gap, very cool to see just kind of a raw like real type of post from somebody like big up. Yeah. I respect the hell outta how he and other people at bar story able to pull the kind of separation of church and state with the privates. I'm not good enough to do that one hundred percent. I want to do that. But in order for me to stay genuine and try to be as funny as I can. I still relate stories to like lady. And my dad and stuff. They can't keeps it a hundred percent separate, and I respect the fuck out of that. And there's no right or wrong reason to really do that if you want to incorporate your family life and keep it personal do it do as you, please. But but I absolutely respect it. How he can do that fact that he's able to be as successful. As is funny. As is without using such a huge aspect of what other people use and his personal life and stuff is really impressive is there's a lot of ways to do it. Like you said. But he. Yeah. It was it was it was one of those two arenas. Like almost emotional read the whole thing. Yeah. I got really. These moments happen in the barstool life, and you're just really happy to see it. Weddings and babies you get maybe what once every two years here. Yeah. And like when I was scrolling through the end of it. I didn't expect the intimate when you put a couple of pictures in there, then included LIZA, you know, what dad catlike beat that one to you guys included a couple of pictures. I was scrolling through almost choked up. I was like all style. It's going to be a big city right over Toma game. A big hug. I can't wait to meet my little cousin wasn't as reciprocal. I motioned. Yeah. I ain't. So it's good. It's good for big. I think everybody even across the internet. Not only respects speak yet. But has happy for him. Yes. Great. I Darnell thing. So weird. I I honestly cringe. Yeah. But even for him. It was even I said the same phrase in my head I go even for a little more like awareness that was he wasn't even close was stunning. I I meant to cat about that. I don't think he he tweeted about it. But it's so weird. That was that was stunning. I was stunned when I saw that. Yeah. So it doesn't have we created a Twitter account that said at borstal little cat and the abbey's a picture of our bell making weird face the official Twitter account for little cat like son of big cat. It's like the biggest miss I've ever seen wanting. If like, comfortable one thing, Dave or PF tea or somebody close to cat, did even then it'd be a little weird without total mission told from they cat if those part of Schick of. Such it was such a wholesome. Everyone was like, wow, this is a very different side of big cat ever was coming in with their very sincere and genuine congrats. And like this is a guy who keeps the to his two worlds separate, and he's brought kind of them together here for a brief moment to make a really cool announcement. And he did that was like what do you do? And after they said, I don't want this to be content or whatever is smart by him difficult. It's going to be very difficult. But do you know, the only person who isn't happy for big cat. Francis. Thirtieth. Absolutely. Yeah. Francis strikes me as somebody to who cares about his birthday. I don't think Francis. As much cares about birthday. I think Francis cares. How much other people care about miss birthday? Yeah. Francis. Definition of carrying your birthday how much? How much? Off Sam Harvard. I wasn't. Wasn't right. I wasn't me like being a Harvard douchebag that's the definition of carry by birth. Well, we all care. I don't I couldn't care less about ever. No, no. We all care that you care about the phrasing of carrying. I don't think you get it. Get it on could you care by Verde in a way that like isn't determined by how much other people care. Verte us go around and be like, wow. I'm so special today like I can fly I can float like, no, you don't expect anyone else to say anything. The only reason then you don't care about if you don't expect. They would also say you don't care about your birthday e care about the I think Francis cares about the attention of his birthday more than his birthday. That's that's but that is. Okay. You're right. Die will abdicate. The caring thrown right now. I'm not getting into office episode rabbit hole in the office episode. Would you say that Michael Scott cares about his birthday? Oh hundred percent. And the whole show is about him wanting other people to say happy birthday to correct, then Kevin gets cancer, which I guess he's devastated about because people aren't talking about his birthday cats. Kid doesn't have cancer. I never said that it did. I don't know. There's a there's a major announcement regarding somebody else in the office that takes the spotlight away from the person who's birthday it is fair. My point is this. I don't think there's any genuine like rawal really way to care about your own birthday outside of carrying if other people care about burn, you're right. That is the definition of carrying about your. You're right rakes. So I would say that Francis cares about his birthday a lot regardless regardless again, I'm not gonna argue that that death about it over the next year. But Francis guy. No, I know. But it's okay. Francis was hammered away at the keyboard muster, like a two thousand word blog today that after pick cat announced his news franchise like basically deleted it left. It was like a personal. Thirtieth birthday reflection, or whatever I think, it would have been something, you know, long satirical, involving Frankie's actually delete it. I I don't think it posted. I think he did delete 'em, blah, our blog got deleted. Right. Those like pictures of big cat. Oh, I don't know. I don't know about that. I don't know about that. I just assumed that it had to do with like his I did see leave a couple of hours ago, and everyone gave him have you birthday France's out about to cry. And I love France. He's a he's we don't have to like, you know, disclaimer everything but Francis knows we love him. Yeah. Exactly. We can still make fun for it's hard to like, I don't think I was gonna say, oh, I don't think France, actually cares. Think he's just playing into the storyline. But I think that's what we think think he does care correct. Okay. I think it's a combination of both. I think he knows how to play the storyline that it's funny. But I think he like the region it's a story because he cares drew. He's tough to his tough to crack. Okay. Thinks but he does he just tries me someone who who would care about his birthday, which is there's nothing wrong with that. As another one comes to mind cares about his birthday. It doesn't pertain weaken. All that DP forty two this week. Yeah. It is DP forty two. You know? I think Dave Dave made a good point. We talked about that last week that because he was you know, he was kind of dragging gash like whole segment, and then he was like now, I do understand that people could make the argument care birthday because we've been doing a huge bash out in Vegas, and he was like that was brought to you by marketing several years ago when I turned forty and ever since then they've just run it back because it's been a successful marketing campaign. So there's a big difference. Yeah. Even he knows what the but light busters live draft. He just like oh DP forty two coming up Jesus getting ugly. Goes we got EP. Forty two. Oh, it's getting ugly. Rivers, which that's tough. That's tough. Look I was thinking about. So this got me thinking reading big cats blood got me thinking about having a child, and then I started thinking 'cause like you get married like all different process of becoming an actual family man and whatnot. I was thinking I'm thirty two. Now, I don't have a girlfriend, so I haven't even started. So be best-case smart best-case in. I've I met like the love of my life tomorrow. He had a big I'm still like thirty seven when you have kids pumpers time like five years four or five years. You need to girlfriend for that. And you can slip on by the goalie. Like, I just said I was literally began that by saying if I were going to be like a family man, I think by. In four years, you can do for you can be married to be married in three years. And then and then have a baby fort laughter. Yeah. Then like within like within a year that right nine months of that. Yeah. You have a baby four years. Okay. So you're looking at like thirty six and that would be if tomorrow, I met that's tomorrow. So I was thinking like it's just interesting as the clock goes, I think Casey Smith was talking about this earlier too. She's from Texas, and like how different like the the kind of whatever the the biological clock or the family clock and whatnot ticks there versus out here. Whereas back home same for me like everybody that I know was married before they were like twenty eight probably around that time. At least then started having kids before they were thirty or is out here in New York. I mean, people are very very very different. I'm in the rounds of everyone got married so early in my friend group that people are now starting to get divorced. I've been through that I got a couple of POWs. Little going. I'm thirty four going to be thirty five this year in October got. Yeah, there's a, yeah, I've got some buddies that are even going through the divorce honeymoon fans. Like looking like, let's go on a trip. Let's go this that recently, divorced. Second wind. Hearts like you've never seen man. I have no married or divorced fronts. Like twenty three twenty two kids. No, fun fact, though, not my friend, but one of my friends from home went to college freshman year had two roommates for, you know, couple months like talk to them nothing ever came up about a kid one day of November this kid the one of his images walks in with a two year olds baby. And it's like, oh, yeah. This is my daughter like never mentioned up to that point that had better and limited for two or three months. Wow. Yeah. It's. It's interesting. It's interesting how it's different different places. And and what's interesting, of course, the big cat made a large announcement today. I think it kind kinda came out of nowhere. Idea. Really have. No, I I I think some people knew I was like when I congratulate him he said, yeah. I only told the people in the office. I trust it. Yeah. And you'd never want to announce a pregnancy publicly until like passed a certain time either. Right. Yeah. I agree with that. All right. So graduation pick -gratulations to Dan, very, very, very cool stuff, very emotional stuff. Like like, we were saying a lot of us. Cut me. Maybe not have gotten choked up reading a big cat blog today, which I didn't expect barstool sports. Very real very real moment. Partial sports, we got some common radio action. Eight three three eight five seven eight six six five. If you wanna talk to us about anything being a father, a family fortnight. And then we got a lot of current events to stick with us. Like, I said Marshall radio power eighty five. We'll be back in a few. Pretty aggressive music. Come back to there. It is far stool radio we have SMI commie smokes and myself Tommy appears maybe didn't get invited to Francis birthday party. A lot of rumors straits right now match sure, which if I understand this correctly. And I I believe I two it's I don't think the sent a company wide Email inviting everyone to his birthday party. They went through and purposely took a couple of people off. It looks like you're one of those people. I I'm not sure I did not get an invite. But I did I was in the elevator. Once when he was talking about I got an invite phrase. No. I mean, it's tough mean Francis. But I I would I mean, I thought me and Francis. We do have a good working relationship. We run a lot of stuff h. H we'll show me sketches of his he he thinks like a good mind for stuff like that. He's he complements me on some blogs. I compliment him on a sketches. So we have a good. There's you know, a mutual respect there. Maybe not enough for friendship. It'd be we had a night. We didn't. I skipped together that will come out on its variety show SUNY said these are his words the best actor from Porsche ever worked with again his words. I don't want that narrative to get out there. So I thought we had I thought we had something sounds like a lot of justification for something. Kinda anyone who doesn't think I'm gonna front about this crate? Hello walk over tomorrow. A Francis Syria. You know, I might have been removed from your birthday, listen, and we'll see what happens. I think the another name. I heard was off that list was Nate Nate. And Hank seem to be the other ones off. I think anybody who's ever scorn Francis in any way. But I haven't printing. I'm sure cast probably not. Sounds like a guy cares about his birthday to me. Yeah. Hank right. Like Hank with the blog a couple years ago Francis. I wanna say the first three months was suicidal when he was working here. Because a lot of people were just give him heats. Hank went all in on him. After francis. A basketball session. Basically called Caleb a mascot for his college football team account Cal played quarterback. But then graduates who the captain is our supervisor morale and Hank did not take kindly to that. Route like a whole expose Francis Francis. Will remember that's day dies and Nate broke that Francis did not have cancer anymore and Francis before Francis could. Yeah, that was tough that was on that day and insinuated that he was faking it. Yup. No. That was a day that I it was wild. Because Nate was just sitting there with us. It was there were not that many of us at the obvious things like Friday afternoon. A lot of the company was out out of the office. I don't know if people were at the Super Bowl, I think maybe they were. I think the company was somewhere was kind of that time of year. I don't know exactly what the event was. But I do remember that all the bigwigs. We're not really in the office. And it was like myself Frances Nate couple other people hanging around and Francis gets this phone call kind of like dips behind us kind of where we're hanging out and then comes back and sits down and Super Bowl is it had to be. And was like man, I have this. I have the ski credible news. I got the phone they like mixed up the samples, and like, I don't I don't have cancer. We're talking like before the conversation. It'd Nate at blog. And you're right. That's that would make sense that he's not on the list. Yeah. I don't know if it's as much as him blogging as him basically saying that Francis faked having cancer for content that kind of started that that storyline for months. Imagined francis. Still gets jerked for which I I'm sure if I were Francis. I'd be very happy about that. I remember him going around and having individual conversation people like. So you don't really think that I think cancer, right? Well, we were having a conversation on drive time. That Francis would take calls at his desk in front of Trent to his doctor and turns like I've seen him as seen the calls, and we're just like Trent no offense, but of all people to gullible into thinking, they use talking to Dr like, maybe there's a reason why taken this phone calls at his desk. So you can over here. I'm starting to think about so I sit at another table. The rest of the contents island still on the other side of the room. That's just where I was an intern. I stayed there at France will come over to our table. And most of our table definitely doesn't like Francis will come over and try to pitch jokes. And they don't like it. I like it. I think it's funny being hope he riles people up, and he always says, I feel like you guys think I'm gonna ask feel guys think I'm an asshole. So maybe he he thinks I'm just not gonna that whole table his on if I just made that could be what happened. That's it timing. I think I actually think that's I'll talk to him tomorrow. Find out Tom hasn't make you feel the radio burn got the invite really. I thought so but see radio burn is like when it be on that list. So it's only I was taking off A-List. Whatever it might have been taken off. I think it seems more Francis. And must have a good relationship. It would be surprising early. You advance. Don't. It'd be it'd be shocking actually Francis. Just sent out got the entire Email list. Took people off I think would happen is he was adding people on and just forgot you maybe. But if he actually and individually picked people all I wasn't. I will him about. Is it worse that you guys are friendly and still didn't get the invite? Yeah. There there has been some sort of state. A storm nothing like bad. How Tom your definition of bad when Seraing people know because even if there was something in the past. He's never held it against me. We still talk pretty much every day when he walks by. So by him Nate, still talk to. Whatever. See what happens? Good luck to you. Tommy. I'm really rooting for you. Let's go to the phones. Are you not sailor? When is it is it this week think it's next weekend? It's like a daytime. Yeah. That's right. I saw that eight hundred three eight five seven eight six six five eight three three eight five stool who's in the room. Just Frankie smirking tits off over there. There's a funny dynamic team. Portnoy guys, do love kind of suing each other and laughing at each other's misery. Like this. Always this interesting amick among them Dan of the data brotherhood, though. I mean, I don't doubt that I really don't weird ask brotherhood go to the phone lines. Tyler what's up? Yo rigs recommendations gave out the furthest Voyager the other day. Yeah. Holy shit rigs. Mine. Look, I trust you so much Rigby recommendations, I'm a high school teacher have occurred events class. Okay. I've just played it. I just finished it like thirty minutes ago with my student. Look beaumont. Oh my God. So the, you know, the golden disc what is it the? Yeah. What is the name of gold record record the golden record? There you go. Yeah. So started thinking a little bit deeper, and it might get kinda weird. Like it did a couple of weeks back on here. Okay. What if we got a golden record? And what if on that golden record? There was just bangers like hit after hit. And then what if we found out those like somebody to learn than Tiger Woods, like even better golf and Tiger Woods. Look. That's a fascinating thing to think about I gotta say so anybody who doesn't know the golden record is. Of course, this disc that we put out what was it in the seventies. That we sent these things out there, the Voyager three or something. Yeah. We sent out and we put like a ton of different languages a ton of songs on their ton of messages. Welcome greetings, from like a hundred different languages on this golden record that we sent on your voyagers going to be out in space forever. 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Played it for his events class. Nineteen Seventy-three I know usually current events. Yeah. Rigs gaming. Awesome documentary. Gotta watch it is it's it's what is the last boy or something like that. Camera. Look up Voyager when you're on Netflix. Awesome documentary highly recommend it's a little bit of a mix of everything. It's kind of like, inspirational, it's got a lot of discovery aspect to it. So it's sort of fascinating keeps you intrigue. There's a lot of drama shit goes wrong that they have to fix somehow from you know, Houston where this things like out near Saturn. They they got kind of reconfigure, and they got to try to get like the one thing happens where something gets lobbed in there. And they have to like reprogram it manually to go back and forth back and forth back and forth back and forth for like days. Just every couple seconds. Basically like Austin powers when you get stuck at your chance to go back for back four back forward till it gets this thing on lobbed, all these crazy things happen. So that's a very good documentary. Glad that was playing for his class. What is one thing that like if we got off of a golden record that would change? Would it be like some sort of answer to like religion? I'd say I'd be the big one like that. What happens right? I had a buddy. I don't know if this is like an urban myth store or somebody. Maybe somebody told me as an urban myth. But I had a buddy who claims that he was in a philosophy class. I think it was a college class and he went to take his final exam. And the question was why it was all question. He's wrote wide out. And I've heard that before I think it's like one of those things that's kind of what I figured let's go to. Gary, gary. I know the real reason why Tommy didn't get invited. Never about a couple of weeks ago tone when you said that Elliott was at your friend eating consider her front. I remember I remember freeze showed a little bit of interest in her. And when take her out on a date went dead. Maybe there's some some correlation between you not wanna be friends with her and him like in her. I I'm unaware of that between France, I don't think that they've ever been on a date. I thought they hated each other. Yeah. Why they try something didn't they and they wrote like mean blogs about each other Francis is so jealous of L viral ability. That I don't think it stand. He might date her to try to get her secrets for how I'm. I'm confident that they've never. You'd think is the other way round homework invited enemy of an enemy as a friend. Right. I don't think you would think survivor guy. For you were there at Saratoga. Were. They were Francis. We went to a show we have some fun the boys hanging out. And actually may be worse view that he saw you in that setting. And then just decide, and I guess not wanna see that again, whatever. Like, the more points you keep making more. It's actually looking worse. Didn't invite you. Yeah. We hung out a couple of times like he's pretty friendly to it one time he has like an out of office like time is not coming must've been. No, I think you've evil the Stolt him. You did something. I mean, there was one time where that's the thing when I say like other people of access that account. That's true. There was one time. I think Gaz posted a video of Francis washing his own stand up and tweeted that out and was like look at this guy. And Francis thought it was me I was like no like it really really was. It was actually guests such and I'm not sure if he ever believe it or not such a guest. But I I don't know. I I'm saying oversight. We'll see I got I I haven't anonymous source. Yeah. With tip on the reason. Certain people didn't get. Vied it. Let's hear that tip. That source says the people who didn't get invited. People didn't give out of because Francis afraid to have around his real friends because they don't know how to socialize. Oh, say that mean as ever. He doesn't odd be able to socialize around Israel friends. He's up here per the tip per the tip. You know, he doesn't want his real friends would be. Wow. This guy he's out with a bunch of fucking losers. I mean that's fair. Still tough to swallow. But he did say to me once where like he he was over by my desk. And I I must have said something weird to or I know what he did say he was like, you know, we can have a more human relationship because we can have like a serious talk. And I was like, yeah. So he may. Yeah. I mean, Tom. Yeah. There's an element to me. That's odd. There's no Tommy you're going around all day you came into the radio room to say dog dog. People. Actual run away to setting Tony daddy's just stop it. I don't know how to doing this cool dog trumping up trying to bite my sandwich out of my head. I said stop doing this cool, California handshake, I'm trying to people. I don't know how to people. So I'm Esab Dow and I've been doing like these dabs they're not going. Well, so I tried to show that was down to seven could show. And do you think Francis wants do that? Do that doesn't what that to birthday party? I don't know. I'm surprised you didn't have a work birthday party. And then a real friend. Breaking news Henry Lockwood has been invited. He just tweeted at. It's from weeks ago the invite so it looks like Tommy it's another. Well, that was not that was when he said that. Yeah. No. We were just trying to figure out the other names that weren't invited. But again, that's just per source. Anonymous source I never realized sources, and there's even a rumor, I guess that he that he said that on barstool breakfast. But I can't confirm sent me FIA. I'm sorry. Tommy, I'll I'll confront them. Hey, lance. What's up what's going on man rigs McCollum golfer here? And I got a big question about the Travis Matthew hats when are they coming out? I need to wear one of those in a match incredible question. The hats will be available on Thursday. We're releasing IRA spring line four play barstool golf spring line on Thursday. Roll out a bunch of new stuff these Travis Matthew hats are going to be part of that collection. There's I think four different styles. I think maybe the dumbest thing ever said was that. He didn't just look at this hat and say, wow, that's fire that he said he's neutral to it. He saw a couple of other colors was like change my mind. Those are unreal. But his first instinct, I think like the gray one he said, he's not crazy about it. Literally, the only person out of maybe I don't know forty people that have commented on it in person seeing it that didn't say oh my God. I gotta get one of those. So those will be available on Thursday, Lance. We gotta get some footage you playing golf match rock and our. Hats. Will do not a problem. Davis. Crazy for thinking, the gray ones aren't fire. He's crazy. And usually got good takes pre rational guy. I trust his judgment a lot. I expected me looked. He looked right at the hat looked at me and said, we're those from those new and I said up kind of baiting into like a and then he just goes in. I'm kind of neutral what? And then everyone else said basically called him an idiot because of how awesome they are. So those will be available on Thursday. Let's go to trae. What's up track? Going on boy doing. What are they just put it out there in the universe? Talking people onto thirty having kids and all that crap. So another aspect that is overlooked probably take probably tell you more about people in the military in varied at nineteen eighteen years old. In a having kids right off the bat. I had my first kid when I was twenty thirty deny ten years at three kids. That's a lot different. I'm thirty two. Don't your girlfriend lot different. Life comes at you quick. Are your like most your buddies similar or not where are you from? Louisiana. Yeah. See I feel like southern mid western there's much more of a trend for whatever reason in those areas to get married have children start a family earlier. Whereas when you live in kind of these urban like bigger city environments people, I don't know if it's that they're more focused on career like climbing the ladder that they kind of disregard that part of their life for another five or ten years or what it is. But it just seemed like more in the south in the midwest where where you guys start families little earlier, and I have no weights dive. No, it's typically back this up. But it seems like you're correct with many military families start young you're in like a fraternity together you kinda. Yeah. Every go you just start knocking them out. Yeah. Baby. Branch the military and dry. I was I was in marine. We thank you for your service. She. Thank you for the call. Trey. All right. Trey let's I haven't got a couple more call are. So let's hit a break. We'll get to these guys to finish out the hour week comeback. Are you waking up tired or being in pain throughout the day? It is time. You tried my natural CBD now legal in all fifty states. Hemp Basie d is the new wonder supplement being used by everyone from office warriors too serious athletes to treat stressing Zayed's pain and insomnia. Our friends at my natural CBD dot com are offering a discount to our listeners on their fantastic selection of THC free third Inc. Shire's Gumy's vapes and bath bombs that will help you. Relax and refocus all without the worry of failing aid tests with free today. Shipping to your door on orders over seventy five dollars and a fifteen percent discount on your entire order by using code. 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Very good writers very funny writer, so he wrote a blog about it today. Which was interesting. I believe Tommy you have replied blogs. I right. No. I'm writing a blog now. But I don't know probably won't be able to finish until after radio. I guess the big thing yesterday. Was you said that you were going to look Francis in the Ida day in figure out what happened? So he walked today at talk to him. And he said kind of laughed it off. There is no I like you Tommy you can be invited. But then he didn't proceed to invite me. So that doesn't sound like an invited. You can be invited. Like, you can you can be invited. But then he kind of walked it was it was as empty as an invitation. You know, it hurt. I said, you know, France, I thought we had a mutual kinship there, and he kind of laughed and walked away. Just didn't really even address basically. So I did get the co. I mean, whatever I mean, he said he likes me said it could be invited invite me, and I wasn't originally invited. So I don't know where we stand still very much stand not invited. He knows how much this means to you. And is just holding it over your head it I'd like to be invited. Again. I don't know if I'm even gonna be able to go, but I just want to be able to say I'm invited. Yeah. I mean, whether you can go ago or not not not really the issue at all. But that's the thing. If you're going to basically give an empty RSVP solely because you want it. He's able to give an empty invitation. But I I didn't get an invitation period. But he ended up giving you an empty imitation. Right. But he didn't know I was going to give an empty RSVP when he was really sending out the -tations true. That's a good point. Yeah. Frankie is Francis out there. Frankie's working on pizza. Viking go grab them if he's still here. Yeah. Francis out there. You know, like we did we did. I don't know an hour of Rayo on it yesterday. He wrote a blog today that Majeed will be one of the more, read blogs. I think at some point we should get France's version of the whole thing in kinda get the breakdown. Because like I said it's been it's become a thing in the office. People were even after radio people chatting, there's a lot of there's a lot of behind the scenes chatter going on who was upset who wasn't which you'll reason. I mean when you when you that many people in the. Office. It's just going to become a thing. Right. Yeah. There's a there's a number where if you get to that point. It's like, okay. This is the thing. And that number was I think if you invite three people people are going to be offended. No. I don't think here's what I think. Right. Like, we're company the hundred fifty or so people if he were to at his birthday party, right? If it was if it was like five people that were there like, you know, like Francis walk in and now he's got a little smirk on his face. So. I guess it depends who it is as what like if it's the breakfast crew. And then like somebody random, then people would have questions. So we've got Francis in the house, we we're talking about your birthday party. Of course Francis. I'm sure you're aware that we. Out that Koley's engaged. Forgive me on that. Congratulations to Coley. I had no idea. That's awesome. Wow. I just found that out to that. I just saw this on the on the thing here. I didn't even congratulations. She coli that's fit between that and big cat having a kit. It's been quite a lovely lovely week, robbing new podcast. Yeah. Wow. Well, dr. That one that will have to get to as well with Robbie and his new podcast drama that could show quite exciting. Trying to tell you the bathroom, and you blew me off. Well, I was. So frances. Thank you for joining us thrilled to be here. We, you know, for whatever reason yesterday, we ended up doing almost an hour on your birthday party and the invite and you know, part of me right part of me thinks well, this is fucking stupid to do like content around this. But the other part of me says, well, if you get to a certain number of people in the office that you invite and were such a content oriented company, it's almost impossible to ignore it people behind the scenes do a little bit of chatting about who's offended who's not over being invited. Why weren't they invited trying to find a common denominator underneath those who were not invited? A lot of people. Trying to put some pieces of the puzzle together connect some dots. Whatever. So we kind of talked about it on the radio went back and forth. Tommy, of course, was notoriously not invited. And there was a rumor that and this Tory source one of my trusted sources who will remain protected, of course, said that your criteria had become essentially, you didn't invite people who you thought might. You you basically wouldn't want to like interact with your real friends at your party that was sort of the narrative that we were going with yesterday per a source got it. Now, you've written the blog today was very funny blog. Yeah. Very funny writer as an awesome blow your love to re tweeted at actually, oh, that's very so you'll rigs e bump, but now we've got you in here. I figure since we've talked about it so much. We'll let you sort of clarify the decisions. Yeah. I think the joke is that everyone I invited I invited for political gain right said, I only invited people that I thought could further my career, I'm using invitations to my birthday party as a means of climbing the social ladder here at barstool, which you know, that question becomes is that a joke or knows what happened. I think it's more fun to live in the land of the unknown keep it gray. So. Rural people aren't aren't invited. And if you find this out today mentioned did you guys put together did you go around and ask everyone who was invited? And who I've been doing that today? I assumed yesterday that people who have previously scorned you in the past. No, no, look, you all let's let's make it simple. I would say the people invited my party are people that I would I that. I like, but just because you weren't invited the party doesn't mean, I don't like, you, frankly, Tommy, I probably should have invited. You. I like you. I'll send you wanna fuck income. I don't give a shit. Well. Sporting a very empty, Tom. I like you because I thought we were doing a thing there. Well, then the rest of my table, they don't like you. But I you know, I thought we had a kinship. I thought it was like, oh, you know, we had a mute. But so I was just I was taken aback all you know, I I. Honestly, this is the thing where I probably I shouldn't have invited people from the office. I you know, what I I realized that like crossing those worlds streams is a bad idea or kept it small, right? If you wanted to have a party with my I have like I had I don't know thirty people from outside of work that I have coming. But how no. But I mean kept it small the number that you chose from work so hard. I challenge you to do that. Right. So because here's what ends up happening. You know, we talk about it on breakfast a lot because it's just like life. Then all of a sudden, it's six people large Willie Zaba, Pat, jetski, right? So five and then it's like, all right? Well, you know, you, and I have played golf together like a dozen times. And I've known you for many years, smitty. I've always what becomes the criteria as soon as you go beyond another your own radio show or something then it's pockets of people and the slide sort of opens up. Here's my solution. If you on air would it said, yeah. Every bar so breakfast is invited to my party. Officially boom ended at that. But off air, not even send invitations just come up to people who you wanna come. And just be like, hey, you wanna pop by? Here's what's going on. Fischel black and white invites. That is what? Yeah. I mean. Look, here's the thing. You know bottom line is. I don't I I don't if people didn't invite me to their birthday, I wouldn't care. I honestly. And I stand by that. I know I get mad about a lot of things or have like I'm sensitive a lot about things. I don't get foam. Oh for birthday parties. So. I don't really feel that bad about this. But here's the problem. It didn't become Thomas at this time. He's like, even if I was even know if I would go, but he's the would go if I was in New York, it's the it's the whole stigma around being not invited. Because it became almost thing where it's like you talked to were invited the nut. So it's like rumors list removed people became less, right. It became not a ten Email list. And. Email list and removed like me, and my original understanding now who was added to the list it became hooted Francis. Removed from the list. That's funny. That's I mean, that's not what happened. I don't really feel like I feel bad about this. I don't I don't care. You shouldn't do people care who cares because it's lyrical thing. But it wasn't people. I consider friends that I work with and people that I let me say this. There's people out there who were like fucking hubs invited. I didn't get it because I've always gotten along while with ups I like ups what's wrong with ups. Blogs. I to be honest with you. I don't even know. I didn't even know that. I thought he just did tennis blogs and the reason about hubs because even hubs came up yesterday, we were talking kind of spreads. I got invited. Great. I just I just kinda looked around. And was like who do I like here? And Tommy I like you as I said if you wanna come. Well, does it great that logic? There doesn't really add up. So I forgot to add Brendan Clancy. And I added him this morning because he wasn't here. When I was looking around being like who do I like, so basically, there's only like one person you looked at and just like, I don't like that. I did. I mean, I know what you're doing here. But no, there are people that I have like a totally neutral feeling towards that. I that I may not have invited. I like Glenn e but I wouldn't call his friends. I didn't invite Cluny spare. It's the whole fucking second floor was literally in that. No. I have a couple of people from the second floor was there. Anyone you invited? Who you thought? Like mad rather not have. I'd this person been kinda now that I'm doing these webs of people I kind of have to include this. I that's a great question. Yes. But it would surprise you. It was that. I felt like if I didn't invite them it would hurt their feelings so badly that I didn't wanna do that to them. Like, it was a guilt thing. People are is that I can't actually name it. It's not someone you would think dressed. I'll tell you when we're off air. I don't mean to be coy. But it would be weird. If I told you hear no that's fair. I think that that's understandable. It's also people do just generally overreact to these kinds. You know, it's funny. When in the first like two weeks that we were on barstool breakfast when it was me jazz being willy me Keith. And some of the people went out and had drinks one night. And then someone took a picture tweeted. A funny joke about it. And then the next day JSP came at me on radio and was like just so you know, when you post a picture of yourself hanging out outs. Of the office with people it really hurts the feelings of those of us who were invited. And I came back, and I was like look just because we worked together does not mean that we're friends I think friendships form, right? But this is an office is a workplace, I'm not friends with everyone that I work with and in the same way that I would not expect to be invited to a lot of people's birthday parties. Those people should not expect to be invited. This is not a fucking barstool happy hour. Okay. Like, we all have our things here. And you don't have I know I have a persona here. But let's fucking grow up a little bit thirty year old talking. Let's grow up. Okay. I'm having a barbecue. I like a lot of the people that I work with. So I'd love for them to be there. Look at gas is a great example. Not offended that he didn't get invited to my birthday party. And I'm sure he didn't expect to bait and that's a credit to him. He gets the joke. The reason I didn't buy gas. It's because gas has made me miserable. There's there's nobody more responsible for angst and anger and fury in my life than Gaz one time. I went up to do shows in Maine had the humane viceroy count asked me if they wanted me to tweet out like that. I was coming to Maine to do shows. And I was like, oh, that'd be great. This account only has like three thousand followers guy tweets out Gaz. Immediately told them to take it down because we can't be advertising that I'm performing stand up comedy in Maine my home state because it's a private concert. We can't use. I was like oh my God. So my point being, you know, just be doesn't like don't read it people should read into it that much if if you don't want invite me or you don't wanna talk to me because you didn't get invited my birthday party go for it. That's fine. Who cares? Totally agree. But it's also it's human knee win. Jim had the the barbecue. And invite Michael Scott, you don't wanna be the. One person not invited to the party. But it's I think you guys are playing up this idea that that everyone was invited. And that's simply not true. Definitely definitely. A lot more. Not invited than you would think I really liked loud. Sean, but I simply can't have them there as as as a noise problem. Have neighbors, you know, people with kids guess too loud. I'm excited to see your backyard. It's all right. You know? I don't I don't know if this frankly, I've been checking the weather looks like it's going to rain we might have to fuck in postpone it it's over a week out. I mean, yeah, I just got into whether people before I call the weather guests, and they didn't you know? And I said whether girl I had a whole incident online his along thing. But anyway, they're not great at what they they don't they don't know, by the way that JSP story ends with her weeping on air and walking out of the room at a point where I was just like, oh my God. There was actually a weird moment on area where I was thought about telling that story. I actually use it example, then, but I didn't use any names and said like, I'm not actually I can't tell the story. But something like this did happen. You just told it. So all my fault. I probably shouldn't have. That's okay. But I remember like, I don't know why remember you and I had played golf shortly after that. And you would broken down the whole thing about how that whole thing in the fallout from it, which that was that seemed pretty like that. I would I would weigh less understand someone having a negative reaction because that seemed much more spontaneous. It was only like four or five people. Right. Yes. You know, when this was like take certain people felt like there was a list that they got left off list included, and that they weren't happy. I think I think there are twenty three people come to the party right now that have confirmed Norse UP from here. No, total total. Okay. Interests. Really not that not that huge exclusive. I totally agree. Throw a party. You don't have to invite everyone from work. I think that you know, if you don't think you have got invitation, then you have no reason to be upset because I've got to be invited. Some people say I thought maybe it would have been invited taken by surprise. But other than that. I agree. Tom. Solid case for himself. That was probably in over said, I should have invited. You. I'm trying to think if there's anyone I probably should have invited. Steve I like him, you know, love Steve glove that who doesn't love that guy. Like a burn. Another example was the Brendan Clancy one, this is just people that you kind of like, it's it's not that I had an agenda to exclude people. I just didn't care enough to like be very very litigious about mine invites. So yesterday, the reason I was taken aback because it was explained to me that basically me Nate were taken off a list because you didn't think you could trust us in social settings with your friends that's fair to be came up. I mean that is a level of insecurity, if you to actually buy into that shit that was per one of my sources. But again, I'm going to try to prove my case writing a blog conversation starters. I would use at your party. Should I be invited? I love plea to you know, to maybe gain that actual invitation, very good. Very good. It's it's a weird fight or not fight to thing to be part of here because. Oh, definitely normally you'd think like, okay. Well, I have to be careful because this could come back to bite me. Right. But the reality is I really don't, you know, if people throw a birthday, I think Nate had a birthday party a couple years ago. Did he thirtieth birthday party olive garden? There you go. Olive garden. I didn't get invited that and I didn't expect to be invited to that. So what do you mean here? What are we playing for what let's all take a breath and just realize that this is not a big deal objectively? It's not going to be a fucking crazy party that we're going to talk about for years and years. I mean or stand we're kind of playing up for. Willie did a get us a pig stat highlight. That day. We'll go to your apartment throwbacks and laugh it off. We'll be like, you know, it's in the past. Hey, guys at your table. Why why do they hate me so much? I'm not sure if they hate you. I think that said that multiple times say hate him. Yeah. That's have said that. I I've said that enough. It's true. They definitely like you less than I I think when you come over and do your stand up some people get annoyed by that. I okay doing that. No. I mean, I think some people don't no I just think Tommy likes to put himself up. No. That's not you could get you could ask like, they'll probably be get that sense. A lot of Francis comes over and says like I know you guys think I'm an asshole. So I'm not I'm not making that narrowly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Imagine being so nev- so bitter that when someone comes to tell you jokes. You you get angry about it imagine that can you imagine? I can't imagine. Well, I could imagine because magic tried to work in the middle of something. You know, you're working you're focused when you put it like that does make sense now it's going to be cute again. They also hated that. I call them the intern table for while put it used to be that. But did used to there was on when it was. But it was that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think I would love that either. I don't think I meant it in a condescending way. I think it was part of that idea that we were gonna fill me vetting stand up to a group of interns that did not want to hear it. Yeah. No. I mean, they again, I don't think it's actual I think they, you know, I'm not blaming them for not liking the standup. I just happened to I don't mind it. Regardless whatever moving, and I apologize Utah for assuming that you put yourself up to put other people's down because Marnie mush is at that table. I love that guy. Hey, Marnie mush not. There you go. There you go. Love mardi mush probably just for Doni. I don't even know what his Email is. Does it Marty at barstool, you know? Might just be mush Parcells sports dot com. Hello. Oh, really gotta pick about that. You know? Here's a funny thing. Yep. Cousin? Mike emailed me today. Oh, and he goes, hey Francis. Put us down for a couple tickets for the Wilbur cousin, Mike. Now's like cousin Mike, we're trying to sell those number one number two which show would you like to come to how many how about a little bit of specificity like there's a you should just respond with a link. Sounds to Crete thoughts dot gov. He today the cousins for the first time a long time ended up boiling down to for the last five minutes of the show. Just a screaming match between me. You're just literally screaming at each other. You are going to be such a better father someday. Because of the fact that you host that the patients that you have had to endure and live with. Yes, especially because he and I bought heads a lot a lot mostly because he's wrong all the time. And then does this thing kind of straight out of the Liz playbook where he just will never ever under any circumstances concede that he was wrong, he'll cling to one, you know, one little inkling of some thing in that story or that narrative that he was trying to push that he can then spin in hold onto and try to make bigger and bigger into proving that he was right? And I very much I live to be right. I just I enjoy just being right all the time or as much as I possibly can. And so the two of us just get into it in this morning. I mean, we must spent thirty five minutes just going back and forth. The same thing and eventually started screaming at each other calling. I think he said, you're such an idiot. And I said you are the dumbest person I've ever talked to. He goes, I can't believe how big of an idiot. He I kind of what we did for the last five minutes of the show, and what was cousin Murray doing laughing making little trying to get little one liners. But yeah, it is it is it sounds about. Right. That he would he would just say put us down for a couple of ticket. Yeah. Oh, I hope to see them their last question is this. What is the what is barstool radio? Now this show who's the normal crew. Well, it's two different shows. It's when Dave's here is Dave Portnoy show, you know, very similar like the Dave Portnoy podcast. Basically we sit down. He has me intro out tro, all of the brakes and then much like the cousins when I get about a couple of words into bringing everyone back from break. He just talks about whatever he wants to talk about. And that becomes a show. And it's a great show days. Very, you know, Dave's day. He's awesome great show. And then when Dave's not here, it's a wildly different show. You really have no idea what you're gonna get. Sometimes we have callers call in. And we they tell us about their very common person jobs. We put soft music on behind. And they explain it other times we have people like you in here, and we kinda shoot the one time we got into the deepest like space astronomical philosophy. Philosophical discussions, and we weren't even doing any of the marijuana. Wow. We just were hanging out talking about this column radio. You just you really never know what you're gonna get. I like it. That's good it when it's Dave is is it you Dave and Liz, no, self Dave. And tommy. Oh, okay. So so you two are automatically in the show. Yeah. We're doing Enron who paid for serious to listen to Dave talk. They pop on every once in a while on here, me lovely. Hey, smitty. And I shot a great sketch the other week. Well, it'll be part of the hour. Yes. So april. Yeah. Welcome francis. To my humble abode. We shot a fun sketch together. We did we have a good one. Get you over the hump. Did it? Get me over. Up. Throw you on. When I couldn't get the sleep. When I went down the YouTube rabbit hole. I watched yours and Nate's this bar Stal. Oh boy. Amazingly awkward. I wasn't awkward one. That was a stairwell one. Yeah. But the, you know to to bring this whole point home, Tommy PF T came up to me after I wrote this blog today, and he was like I noticed that you said that I was on there. And then I actually never he never got an invitation. So I actually I didn't know I didn't know that I hadn't invited him. I think there was a lot less method to the magic or the madness than than you guys are giving me credit for I think everyone over-analyzed in typical barstool fashion. People assume there was a lot of negativity behind the it's seems quite likely that happen that we over allies. There's no doubt about Francis. While you here we have a couple of callers. Oh, fun that you know, that the topic is Francis birthday. Okay. Thence? What's up? I. First of all Francis. Congratulations on Harvard. I guess, but where these pre if you're not you may or may not be a search ship. Did you did you have pre printed black and white invitations to your thirtieth birthday party? Or was were they by Email was evolved, or do you really print up invitation? No, actually, I hired a stonemason to chisel them into slate rock, and then I had those presented to that. Everyone would know used a us paperless post. It was a flyer. I just threw in a whole bunch emails. Yeah. Love JSP don't know what happened there. But yeah, I don't know in by the way, I do not know who host the afternoon show new. No, that's why I asked you that unaware of the I mean, clearly you ask the question, but a rotating pass. Difficult to to pay attention. I knew rigs e hosted it I I wasn't sure who the regulars were. Well, and and I understand largest replacing you in the morning, and that's fine. But either way events he can't take shots for no reason to that guy to yell and my. Dummy. A hobby. Tommy, redemption, they call. To see we got another guy. Here. Alex reminded me of like one of the worst times I've ever bombed just like you keep telling jokes anyway. Sorry. Go ahead. Alex. What the fuck is wrong with that guy. Fuck I hope he dies soon. I'll make up for it. Love yourself. Come to DC anytime soon. Reggie the cousins fucking love it. It's way for tomorrow's thoughts. Thank you. And. Yeah, I think Francis is is kinda into right year. Maybe shouldn't invited everyone or as many people as you from the office. But it's hard to fucking get a bounce. And it kind of becomes a snowball. So yeah, Tommy, you might have just slipped his mind. And I don't think there's anything. No, there's no Mallon ten there. You know? And I think everything will be okay between you two. I appreciate that. That's absolutely spot on. That's a really nice one more one more thought for four twenty just past ten minutes ago. How well do you guys think at barstool Bong would do in the store? Probably well, you know, I I don't know. We would be the desk of every frat boy in America. Yeah. Probably well, that'd be my guess, I could see people really being pretty interesting to that special crowd. But you know, I'm not I'm not into that seen it all. So I don't somebody else would ever better feeling on that pulse. I guess I don't really know. We have one more guy. For francis. So mike. Yeah. Right. I have a quick observation here that I gotta say that Francis. Pronounces words the way that smitty rec- could I'll hang up. Wrong about that. With that. That's just that's rich. That's pretty funny. And with that we'll say about France. Thank you very much for jumping you for having me clarifying, everything we've probably waiting, you know, the the conclusion probably that we blew it out of proportion, heavy happy birthday. Radio common radio. We're gonna hit it. We back in a few. Welcome everyone barstool radio the flagship show from four to six PM on Friday. The day Portnoy show, if you will hosted by Adam Smith, smitty, I'm sure he's gonna love to hear that one week finds outs. But we have a little common radio to bring you out through the week. This Francis Ellis joins. Oh, barstool Trent's. Hello and Ken, Jack. Hello, what a group what what happened to collect a group of people? To be sitting in the same room talking on a bunch of microphones. I love it. I think everyone's kind of in and out of the office people come through our still radio to conclude your work weekend, usually Friday afternoons, pretty relaxed mellow rigs on a boondoggle in session already. That's why he's not here. Tommy smokes, Frankie in Vegas with day. Portnoy for DP, forty two and Bud Light busters. We didn't really think much talk about today. We were wrong very very wrong. You know, just just before we even dive into that. I was on this show a couple days ago and Tom some guy called in. And he was like why are you not aware of who's on that radio show? And I was like well exactly the reason that we're looking at right now, it's a different catha characters every single time. It really is. It's like it's a day porno show. Yes radio the Dave for. Right. Oh, this is Dave show. We love him. He's our fearless leader. But they're all out in Vegas, and our boy k b no swag, one of the newest hires a bar, still, very phony variants Elgin. If you go down the rabbit hole of his blogs. You will not be disappointed. He's a troll. He's a professional troll one of the best. He's made his living on essentially, Craigslist blocks. Yeah. And just trolling everybody in everything along the way, and we can't Jack on here. Because Ken, Jack and Cape ki. I is a safe to say, you know, k b as well as anybody in the office out assume, so yeah, I think so you guys are always out hamming it up. I mean, we've been out a bunch of times and Gabi always the quiet cat. Yeah. Always quite whenever our bar together. He's everyone's, hey, what do you wanna take a Bud Light? I'll take a bud leg KB's just like Moscow meal, and they'll hammer twenty of meals they will hammer about twenty of them as is glaze over. And just so was like he wants to kill someone. Yeah. I feel his pain Musco meals are dark road. Ken bates. Yeah. If they're not. Gonna pewter mug shooter or crass brass. Copper. That's what it was. Excuse me Elway. And now KB swag has been kicked out of the hotel. They were staying in the cosmopolitan, I believe for I guess cocaine possession. Okay. It is cocaine. We can confirm it's cocaine. Yeah. Not arrested just kicked out of the hotel. And now Kaby has been saying that he didn't do it himself. But that it was people who came over it does not matter one fucking bit. He will forever. Be koci. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And what doesn't help the situation is Davis tweeted out. There's a pitcher of caving swaggie radio once re tweet this from k b and Halloween two years ago him and his girlfriend went as Jack and coke. She is dressed like jackass spades. And he is just in a full. All full bag. That's tough. Look coach accused a big old plastic bags stuffed with looks like cotton or something and there's tape across the front that says cocaine on it, and he's standing there as it as ING how that works. He's goes on this trip. He doesn't know what to expect. He kind of starts off trying to mock Dave by dressing like him doing the same sort of mannerisms. And then today somebody left coke in his hotel room security found it they victim kicked him out of the hotel. And now like Francis said, it doesn't matter who's it is if it was his if it was people he met last night, he's Koci now. And nobody knows that better than Francis. Because you've had your first foray into the barstool world was you were the cancer guy fake cancer guy. And this this is just you know, better than anybody this. He's gonna live with this you it's totally out of his hands. And he just needs to and what I can tell him if he ever here's this is that the more that he tries to change the narrative away. From him being Koci, the more that people will continue to stick that to him. Right. I Dave already hash tag free. KB knows swag. Pretty good. That's great pots upon you, bump swag. I saw that was pretty funny. I like that too. I like that too. But here's the thing with Kaby. He's an nigga. We can all kind of that and Ken Jackie's wanted you to have on the best. Is there some way somehow? A possibility where this is a long contro drop. So that's what I was thinking at first is that this is just a con like he said, he got kicked out. But then in the video that they tweeted press tweeted out gas says that he went and talked to the hotel manager in hotel manager said like, yeah, we had to kick him out like it's it's part of like our policy like if you find anything that looks like an illicit substance. We've got to get rid of them. And then among the team like, okay, clearly, not a con career. He got kicked out. Then Gaz goes on to say that the the doorman guy is like actually a huge story. The guys like I'm a big story that I didn't want to have to kick you guys or kick him out anyway like guys content, but I just the policy so then I'm right back in it. And I'm like, all right. Maybe k b has this guy in on it. But then it seems like it's such like what are the chances that Gaz goes to that specific guy like what if he takes any other route to try and get to the bottom of this. The amount of instruction that KB would have had to give the hotel staff in rely on them. To be part of this very elaborate hoax. That's what it is to me. It wouldn't have stood up. Yeah. Do you know what I mea? Like imagine. If you're asking a fucking concierge, hey man in about half an hour. A bald guy's gonna come down here and ask you if I was kicked out of my room and tell them that happened because you found cocaine how are your acting skills? Here's fifty bucks like it doesn't. I don't think it holds water. It would be straight out of a movie ocean's eleven k b knows swag situation yet razor's edge. I felt I felt the way the that Kenji did after the first video that it still could have been open. We're saying it's kind of crazy that he would talk to a hotel manager and pay them off to these things. I could see that happening in that's in the realm of possibility. But then if you watch the second video where Dave call ks calls KB, and has Katie is like is this going to go public? Like are we talking about this? He seems very nervous on his. On his family finding out about all of it. And it's and it's obviously already gone super public Ken, Jack is that what he wants to think he's not a camera guy though. Right. He's not a guy because he went on and did the mimicking Dave bit. Which was very funny on hilarious. See the very funny. I think Tommy smokes tweeted it out or set it when you're around, Katie new swag. It's always like you feel like you're on hidden camera. No matter what. And I think all of us. It's palpable on your around him that you feel that way. Whether it's true or not you're always somebody to come out Ashton Kutcher to come around from the curtain and just things to go nuts. So I I just feel like this is a very anti climatic ending for everything. I feel like maybe he planted it himself like this is no land. I don't know. I disagree. I disagree with what you said completely. This makes me so much more interested in what's going to happen. The rest of the trip. Maybe it'll be chill. Maybe this'll be the big blow up that happens. But the fact that KB got kicked out of his hotel for having cocaine in his hotel. Room. Nobody saw that coming that makes the trip instantly more interesting, I agree. But he knew he had to come out here to Vegas or out there to Vegas to make a Mark like was this his way of standing out. I don't know you do what you gotta do for the consciously small himself alleged Heino, nobody knows. But he's also the guy who never needed to do, you know, the mud shit. Yeah. He has his own brand. He's very pristine. He's brilliant. He's a I I would call not a troll so much as a trapper like a fine trapper of endangered animals lays his Bates and weights and then compiles the best tapestry. That's why I'm thinking like maybe because he has Dave Gaz, Frankie and Tommy they he has their mind. So what would right now, I don't know. How could he turn this all around and be like, I made you all look stupid. I this. They're like they're like. You just made us believe that you got arrested for cocaine in the second video. He does say Dave Asan is this all a scheme? Are you trying to do this for content and Kaby says no this actually screwed up all of my other schemes which is? He's got something. He clearly had schemes in mind. Would he do it to point where he would almost get like convince people he got arrested for cocaine possession. I don't know about that his latest tweet fourteen minutes ago KB, no swag. He said a notes apps statement is coming soon and his location was turned on at the rainforest. Cafe. Kaby swag. He bit. He blogs from cafe twenty eight all day everyday. Yeah. Internet here suck. So I understand that your thought process behind. I'm not saying that this whole thing is in Labra cokes. I'm saying if it is there is still a mini SMID very very miniscule chance that it is. It would be one of the greatest long cons of all time. Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna take it at face value. Because I'm like, I when I go see a magic show. I I have more fun. If I'm buying in that it is real tricks. A hundred percent agree. I don't like looking for the fucking the reality of it. I I'm gonna ride it along. And if he does pull back the curtain at some day, it'd be like got you all like, you know, what that was great. You did get me all have enjoyed it. More. I agree. What about the one time that it is actually Merlin, and it is magic you think. The magic exists. I'm not saying how would that? We're about the one time that it is like one time that long con- buy into it. And you have that hesitation. But it's not real. But then Senate Israel. Well, so then if he's Merlin here you're saying he actually did do cocaine which is what I'm kinda sick though. Either way. I'm like, okay. Yeah. That's what I thought. It is. I'm going to the same thing. As francis. I'm gonna buy in and just let whatever happens happens because as everyone in this room knows when you're not involved in some sort of controversy. It's much easier and much more fun to just sit back and watch it all unfold as opposed to being in bore embroiled and involved in it. Yeah. So we can just sit here and talk about on radio, and we get to react to what happens next, which I like a lot. I know they tried to get new swag do call into KFC radio or. Tech seabees around. Yeah, he wants to call in. He's more. Welcome to if anybody else would like to call an eight three three eight five seven eight six five call talkin, some KB. No. So I talked a little coke in the hotel, which is outrageous. To be kicked out of Vegas. Oh god. Any KB knows. Why conspiracy theories feel free to call and give us those? I I'm I'm curious about the Vegas thing too. Because I've heard two different opinions on cocaine in Vegas on like, obviously, the one opinion is it's crazy. It's the wild west you can do any drug onto the sun in front of the police and they won't arrest you. But then there's the other side of it where I think kale saying when you walk into a club. You basically get like cavity searched where like they take it very seriously. I think the perception is that it's this place where you can do whatever you want. But the hotel thing would be there's a policy where you just can't have narcotics out in the open like that. So I think I I'm not sure which one I'm going to believe, but I feel like I wanna believe where you can't just have it out. Like, it's nothing else. If you're a nobody which they perceived KB to be well, there's there was the you. Remember, Erin Andrews is boyfriend couple years ago. Pop for Molly believe, he's a nobody. He's he's a hockey player. He's a professional hockey player. And as a nobody after they won the Stanley Cup. Can no is that just the only hockey player. You know? Oh, no. They won the Stanley Cup though. Oh, this is a couple of years ago. Oh, the people video. Yes. What Erin Andrews? No, no, no, not just devoured. Your phone for like last three do. Do you do this thing? I like to make it like I have no idea what's going on. Because that's very. Very. Yeah. I mean, have you guys all been Vegas? No. Yes. Like, I I guess what? What do you guys think it is? Do you think you should be like people think you can just have cocaine everywhere? And it's not a problem. Right. Yes. I think so. Yeah. Yeah. I think I think it's a free for all. Clearly, not if the KB knows wake stories to be believed prude hotel of all time, or maybe the razor you had. There was more going staying in a convent that is the other side of it where and Katie sounds like he's being genuine. I listen to him on the phone with Dave. But there there could be more to the story that we don't maybe it was they said there were pictures. Right. They said they took pictures of some resume. I'm trying to think if it was like a fucking kilo, or, you know, a body in the tub with coq lines on the rate, very bad. Things are hanging off the right? You're banned from the hotel kicked Bandini can't walk in anymore. Yeah. Crazy shit. Right. Yeah. A couple of calls on the subject Tanner. What do you got on the conspiracy? I there's no way that you guys are overlooking Tommy e planet Dave was asking the question all the whole time. How does one get kicked out of a hotel room Vegas coke? That's David smart. He's trying to put the pieces together. I'm I've solved it for your pres- Tommy planet. He's worried about Kaby swooping in stealing his good luck. He's starting. They're moving on Tommy's turf. He doesn't want David and Kaby to get relationships. I mean, you know, trust one time he's jealous little bit. And. Problems. Right. Two problems there in one in that Katy does not operate in the same space. Tommy like, they totally separate things. And the second thing is Tommy cannot buy coke. There is literally no physical way. One dealer would sell Tommy take one look at him. And you're like that's an arc. That's. Number two. What would Tommy due to get coca? You put a Craigslist ad out. And be like one crack rock, please and get zero hits. I don't see a situation where he pre procures cocaine. I know but Tommy could be the situation the man behind the curtain who sends someone who to send its with them. I there's people you can hire tat Tommy from doing the radio with him Tommy's, a very territorial of his survivor, exactly territorial. He's a schemer especially around Dave i-it's KB. No swag. Get up. All close mimic. Dave. I wouldn't put pass me of Tommy territorial. Tommy, Tommy, snakes, as he might be called for now on did something behind the scenes to make this happen. I just don't see Tommy buying coke. She that's that's he's no chance in hell on conspiracy happen a drug dealer in Vegas. That's the most. I don't see it happening with them. What do you think Francis? Yeah. I think it's fun to hypothesize about all of this. So then I won't even say what I was gonna say. Which is that we're all just being ridiculous definite. What we were tolling happened is what happened for sure. For sure. There's no doubt about maybe. That's true. Tommy, Tommy does get very nervous. I think he's a guy who when you back them into a corner pulls out a Swiss army knife of tricks and mischief and and really find a way to call himself out. Frankie might have gone in on it too. I don't know. I think freaky likes KB though. I think he likes them too much to do that. I think he's scared of KP further record. I absolutely love Kebe too funny here. I think he's phenomenally funny. I think he's one of the weirdest people to talk to you. So when you have to go out with like. Understand him. Right. Like us. Theo von would say, I think he's got a touch of the Tisza. He he doesn't look at you. When he speaks to you, you know, and he's a brilliant writer seems speaks to me maybe have better bone. I think he's a match it wrestler around. All wrestlers are crazy income down to know. But I've I grew up around wrestlers. None of them could write like that such a good writer. I never saw him. He's he's just. Yeah. I really like to I haven't spent much time with him. But I enter myself to him in the office. And that was really it. He's very very funny. Yeah. They gets you gotta hang out. You get the chance. He's hilarious. It's hilarious. Right. Think. This might be small chance might be a long con, Cody. You got something about being kicked out of what you got. What's up, boys? Hey, songs Vegas a couple years ago with some buddies, and we were at the marquee, which is in politics, the buddies were doing cocaine in the bathroom and instead of passing under like, they should've they passed over the bathroom attendant saw them and kicked him out. And they have officially been banned from the cosmopolitan since cosmos. Depend the AB stringent anti-cocaine. Yeah. Yeah. They're they're they're not not a big fun hotel. DA hotel noted interesting. Thank you for that. Inside info gets good. Because that sort of lends to the argument that Vegas is a place where you can't just do coke everywhere. The Oprah cosmopolitan true story. That's where Nate nice state for the World Series of poker, really seventeen. I did not do coca cannot speak for anybody else. Is that where he yelled at you on a balcony, he yelled balcony. And that's it's. Versi ever. Have you seen at the shit? Yeah. Just thinking about how funny preposterously funny. We turned the cameras off. And that's when the real shit happens with. Yeah. Well, that was the thing we hired a freelance crew who had no idea what barstool was and Nate, and I wear a sweet we decided to dress up in robes and do a kind of envy, MTV cribs literally not putting this video out. Here we go we you can start over and do it all yourself. But like all right. Maybe that's gonna I'm not doing this with you. What about Glenda? I'm not doing. You've ruined. Every part of this radio Tri state. You got. You got to do this. I'm not doing this video. So we're not gonna like you can just delete this whole thing because this isn't going. That's going on the website you ruin that entire none of that going on the website. Okay. If you wanna do the deal from the beginning like go ahead and do it. But the fact that you just have to fucking dick head the entire time. And you can't like do anything out of your element or anything different like a fucking asshole the entire time. It's like impossible to work with you. When you do that. It's like incredible. I can't even take firebomb. Why didn't you to sponsor shut the fuck up? Yes. If you haven't seen the video you have to picture them on a balcony above Vegas robes bathrobe. That was that was the thing we hire this freelance crew, and they're shooting knit and nates being all serious. He's trying to do a thing with an imaginary made called Glenda. He's trying to drink fireball, which wasn't a sponsor at the time. And these freelancers looking like what the fuck is going on. I'm just like don't worry like just keep the cameras rolling. The video is what happens in between the video and they're like, okay. Whatever within the first three minutes of shooting. They're crying. They're absolutely crime Yana cameras because they know exactly what's going on. And that's why when we go out on the balcony, I'm still make sure we were allowed up because they wanted to close the door and just yell at me off camera. Yeah. Everything was caught on camera. Yeah. There's a good video cosmopolitan. We had a fabulous time there, except when Elvis the beat the shit out of Nate that was that was something. Yeah. But we're gonna have to a break right now. If you had any Vegas stories you want to call and talk about anything with. Kaby, no swag deals. If you ever kicked out a hotel for anything, more or less, the fear. We love to hear from you. It's a little come in radio on varsity five Friday.

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CCK Podcast: Love & Letters (featuring Paige Spiranac, Marty Mush, Jetski, ad Blattman from Big Brain)

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And I don't know. Maybe it was a Yang. I think a lot of times we learn from animals animals. There's no to do that. And then it's like all right. That little baby suck sucking on that. So I'm suck on that, too. Right. But all sorts of food, I'm gonna kill that animal. I'm going to skin it on going to put it on top of fire, and then I'm gonna eat it. Right. What? And then where you drew the line to see those like pita billboards, and it's like, well, where do you draw the line from like a chicken, and then it goes all the way up to a human? And there's always somebody that comes with graffiti, and like it was like well between the Callan the horse, that's where we draw the line. We're not even the worst who drew that, like, why are we not eating horses? I did a horse right now bullied horses. No, America's, you know what they do is they just changed the name, you know, it's like venison. So you're eating a deer, bro. If they just changed horse to a different name. It'd be like, okay. Yeah. I never eat a dog. No, I could human. I would, I would I would like to try some human society is trained to think that that's not normal. Like, if what if you could do that would have we would have we grew up here me out eating human. Is normal? Well as long as it's not like someone has been murdered for me to eat them. I'm okay within what how I don't wanna murder anybody? Let's just like some old person dies, you'll eat that meat but for some young person. So how, how did they die? I don't know tragically, but not intention like somebody dies in a car accident. I would like to maybe try their meat. I don't want them to die for me to eat them. Right. Yeah. But it would probably cost a lot of money to eat human. I bet you super rich people do this. No. Don't I super rich people who need like to just get the rocks off in weird ways they hunt urge? Yeah, they probably hunt humans, and then eat them. I bet you that they probably just, oh, my friend, people hunt people like big game hunters who, again, who were sick as shooting lions and stuff in Syria. Eddie, we wanna play the most dangerous game is books and movies about this man is definitely books and movies about it. But I feel like we would know about it. If it were happening, you are not on that level. Yeah. If you were if you were rich and inner circle, you would know about it. You're a peasant while the police the police would know the police are involved, the power, they're paid off. This is probably not happening in America, if this is happening with Americans out quarters. Yeah. That's pretty cool though. I I'd like that. Diamonds and eat humans again, I don't want to test it out. Yeah. I just sometimes worry about the wellbeing of Barcelona blaze when these conversations happen invites fights talking about how they like to choke the life out of people last week. And now this week, you guys are talking about hunting and eating wives. You fight so that. Oh, yeah. I don't like that. Oh, okay. Well, I mean they didn't like they didn't say they wanted to kill people. They just said that they like having the power that they could do it. Stark. That's weird that some listen to the last week stark. All I know is that, you know, if someone were to cook up some human for me season it sauce it up. Cook it like nice medium. I'm I'm medium. I don't need to medium rare. Maybe it's like a, you know, like a nice guy or a but that either but I do eat. But, but what I do actually get all my food and snacks delivered by post mate, so that my hunger, satiated. So I don't have these thoughts about eating humans, I wonder posts mates. Save save children's lives and saves the lives of anybody who I was thinking about hunting and eating post and not a fan of cannibalism non cannibals for all the non cannibals out there. Post meets promo code KFC one hundred dollars off your delivery charge for the next seven days. That's KFC get one hundred dollars of free delivery credit during your first seven days with the program. We did a little love letter talk this week as weird. Have you ever written a love letter? Yes to who and how old. Girlfriends. Yeah. Held we aren't Tony's already dating. Yes. So it was like a anniversary, your Valentine's Day or some occasion, like once a year. Yeah. Now was it like a love? Sonnet in Alaska. Roses are red violets are blue. How long was it? It's I mean probably like a couple of pages. So it was like it was just a like a, you know, a reflection love letter usually mean like has a connotation of like a poem. It wasn't a problem. You look, look how far we've come look at what we've done, this is what she fucked your best friend. Yes. Was it her? No. Okay. I was going to say that would be really bad. No. That didn't happen with, don't you feel foolish. Eventually after you break up. It's like this foolish about it, because it's like find another guy that's gonna fucking write you a bomb. Aslam handwrite. It. I feel like that up. Any like, if you handwrite anything, it's way more impressive soccer's, Carol? All you gotta do is write things down on paper. And they're like ooh. No, it has to be good. But it does take it the next step 'cause I mean how easy is it to type versus go? Find some fucking stationary. Well, here's the thing. Casey, if I hand wrote you of love letter you'd be like this is a fifth grader like I'm it could be the most romantic letter of all time, but you don't necessarily from fucking eleven year old if that if your handwriting is bad. It's bad mine is like a two year old. So I got all caps. Yeah. I do that. But that's a long. I don't think it does eventually just start to fall into like a script cursive, sorta to train yourself to write in all caps. And then it looks way better deaf. It looks much better. The thing is, I'm never writing anything of substantial length. So motorcycle scribbling down notes for an interview or some shit like that. And I'm just like discrimi- prescription like a. It's like a doctor's prescription pad. Like I know says, like I do the sometimes it's upper case. Sometimes it's lower case, just by accident. And, and apparently, that's a sign of being a psycho. Split personality like a skit sour. It's like well that was your your, you know, one personality writing. Now it's your other personnel. It's like in the same word. Yeah, I know. I just that's I also like to write things down more than type them like if I'm taking notes on something I if I write it down. I'll remember it. So I feel like if you're writing a love letter or a breakup letter, or whatever it means more. If you physically. I was going to say can we do that? I would love to save me a lotta head. Yeah. No. I don't think it's like that's how you're breaking up. I think it's like, like if somebody breaks up with you, and then and then, like you write a letter as a woman, Casey, is there a right way to break up with someone like if I if I wrote a break-up letter would that be more preferred than like a phone call or text message or in person? I mean, ten out of ten it needs to be done in person, and you agree with that. Yeah. Because then P I guess it depends on it depends on how serious the relationship is, I think, invested if you've not invested that much time are not like you're not in a fiery thing, you gotta make her okay? On text message if you make it past six months, then, like we'll start talking alternatives. But anything before six months, you might get a text message. You might just never are we talking about an actual like, I hate saying, this sounds like I'm a thirteen year old, but, like a boyfriend girlfriend relationship just a hookup. No, no. Like, we've, we've gone on dates, maybe you've met my parents, like we've got all each. Each other. Yeah, we're in that six month window, maybe Valentine's Day or Christmas as fallen in there. We've gotten each other gifts for those holidays. If you don't make it's a six months, you ain't getting shit like, I'm just going to be like you had both somebody that met your parents auspey holidays with hell, yeah. God, you're a douche bag. You gotta make it to that six month Mark. And if you don't guess what you ain't shit. Have you? I follow the logic a little bit. I'll tell you what. But like when you're when you're going to break up with someone you see them in person, you get sucked back in you do nothing but fight. You did nothing. But, like make up sex. Brad sex, right. Like that's that's that's fun in ship. But if you're trying to actually break up, I think seeing each other is the worst thing and like staying in contact too. Yeah, because then, the more that you text and the more that you talk the worst lie back. You know, I don't know. I mean that's why the break-up letter is like you have a bunch of shit to say, but you don't want to say to their face you don't wanna get sucked into some sort of hookup situation. You don't want them to be able to respond right away. Right. A break-up letter. Think of. Like how I've gone through breakup in the past, I feel like at once you hit a certain point of seriousness. It has to be done in person. And I always use ROY McElroy as the example like he broke up with Caroline, I always fuck, her name was the Aki Binger engaged. And I guess he like texter to break up the engagement tough. Maybe a phone call. But still, it's like if you're engaging you're planning a wedding. They had already sent out wedding invitations didn't even do it in person. I got a friend who has goes left the ring on the bed poof love that to she'll even know I would love that. No, no note off just clean. There was a lot of fighting it wasn't like out of nowhere. But it was like the actual break up out of nowhere like, like they, you know, wasn't really, there was an episode of sex in the city where Kerry wakes up and had just a post. It note that just says, I can't do this. I'm sorry. I love a clean break. Right. I mean I mean think about it. So I get what you're saying where you, quote unquote. Oh, it to them, but it's like they ordinarily want that because they still want to be with you. Right. You're, you're the breaker upper, and it's like. You have to see me, and it's like we'll be able to stay. Yeah. And it's but if. But if the break-up is like one of the worst messy, kind of rudest things you can do to someone. So it's like I'm already being the root of second be now. I have to like not do it overtaxed or not do it over the phone like you're already gonna hate me. Right. We're going to be a mess. There's a, a level of respect, I guess. Yeah. But breaking up with the guy that. Oh, but I am about to you. Well, yeah, but if I'm currently I'm like I do not want to be around you anymore. That's fair. But there's also like if I'm going to break up with a guy that I don't actually care about then. Yes. But if there's a guy it's like listen like I don't wanna be with you anymore, but I at least respect you, as a human being to give you this. There's a difference dumped girls for the most ridiculous reason shocker heard round the world. I'm jay. Three of them. I've already told the shitty pants story, does the girl farted into my presence. Now is it you're done? There's another one. I dated her in high school, and she went to a concert and her parents were away, so she gave me the keys to her house, and she was, like, all right. You go to the house and like set up like you can, we can have a party at my house, and like all your friends, and my friends will be there and like I'll come back when I got back from the concert, and then her neighbors, notified her grandparents who then went to go check out the house, and then they came, and she wasn't there. But I wasn't a bunch of people were there partying, and they like him. That's the boyfriend he's got to go. And I was like, well, that's so then I dumped her before, she get dumped me. And then what was the third one? Oh, girl over her grandparents. Basically, I just didn't want to face your family again. God, I was like I don't want to high school in highschool. Yeah. Yeah. I was like I don't wanna deal at this. That's that's just too much panic there. Another girl that I'd aided when she was in college, and she had like a house with their friends and my best friend dated her best friend. So we would go party there on weekends. And then when she graduated moved back home with their parents. So I dumped her. Does he lost like the, the value there? He'll yeah. Does that surprise you? If anyone listening Daime though, sometimes it's just we man to size things for better or worse. Like you know there's there's appeal for a reason, and then you felt like that appeals gone. So yeah, yeah, I mean it's just it's just it's just a different life now. Whereas we're just different now. That's not what I wanted to sign up for a party. You can't bring table. Then what are we doing here? It was a party all week long on C C k the best of is brought to you by omega six Kreil freeze. 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It should be good enough for you to go to Olmecs health dot com. Oh, X, health dot com. Promo code KFC for twenty percent off best of CC K. Enjoy the show. We got a couple of calls on the line here. People wanted to weigh in on this idea of who from arsenal. Sports could pull in Ayla celebrity, I have, I'm on the record saying that it's got to be a guy a Lister who let's call a spate of spades stoops down to our level. Right. I don't think any girls are stooping down to the level of guy bloggers. But let's let the people weigh in on it. We'll see what, what do you think? Eric from Philly. What do you got on barstool and the celeb- life? Hey, what's going on? So I think we'll first of all, Ellie and jumbo Don Martinez about ever goes through community one. I think that was a clear joke. Okay. I feel happen. I mean that they could connect them out. And then Katie, no swags guys, go little weirdo. That's a good one. I like that imaginative caving swag, just shows up. Red carpets all the sudden, like you think he can walk into the office with somebody, and I think the whole office doing, who the healthy with. All this like, if it would work, I. You know, like I one who would be like the most ridiculous girl. K b no swagger, walk in with. I mean he could probably Anna Kendrick. I talk about her early. That's actually Anna Kendrick is, is such a like reasonable down to earth Alastair that I could see her like we're finding especially somebody like appreciates humor. Maybe like, oh, this guy's a great writer, and he's funny and look at that he's got those weird ears because he's a good wrestler. Yeah. This is my guy maybe that would work. Anna Kendrick would probably be especially now that she's, she's dipping her toes and the barstool waters. Are we dating? Or is he just see separate? Yeah, sure. But I, I mean, I guess because he's just has money. Beat around them because I use it in those everybody's I guess. Proximity helps but I mean, I don't think. So, I think no money is Katie. No swag money. Dave. All right. I mean, those are the yeah, there's rationale behind all that, that makes that makes sense. I think that the girl the girl argument your girl argument is valid because I think that all the girls in here could potentially especially because there's a lot of them are so young. I just don't like A-List celebrities are so far out at, like, even Dave, Dave and the Kentucky Derby Dave's not in the Kentucky Derby, boxes with, like George Clooney. There's a there's a huge huge like you, you can be at the same event but it doesn't mean that you're like with. And we're not talking about, like I mean, like the jersey shore cast, for example, like they're nowhere near like Ayla celebrities, but they're still pretty big time celebrities, you can be around that, like the next step up of celebrity is crazy. It's great. It's. It almost makes level. Kev from New York. What do you got? All right. I got to them. First one, I got Robbie Bach. Who and who would it be older woman? I don't I would have to be like some older woman. She's like, oh, look, it is young kid reminds me of my son kind of thing weird thing like that. And then the second one it would only lasts for about three days because I don't think anybody could stand around him for that long doing what past Marty much at all. I'll actually the, the man of mystery is, is that, you know what he probably already has like I wouldn't I wouldn't be surprised if Bharti walked in here being like oh yeah. Megan fox. Yeah, I fucked her out the transformers premier like no big deal. I rat. I fucked that mother rat dog that Rach hitter fucked that ratchet it from one and Oscar. I mean. Mardi is he's got a lot of Costanza slash Kramer. He's kind of like a whole amalgam of Seinfeld characters all rolled into one and the girls they he pulls her so good looking. And they're just he's just now starting his barstool career like if he ends up doing something with Caleb, and they end up on some red carpet like I could just again. Approximate does matter, get some of these guys are you pull, but Martin mush that would be incredible? And he's he always talks about how he doesn't talk on dates. Right. He's like I don't really there's no way. That's true. No, I think I understand. I obviously, I still talk some, but I think he limits his words and I think you become mysterious, and I think you don't shoot yourself in the foot by saying anything dumb, and I think are just like what is this? What is going on right now? I want. I also at this point, I just have to believe that Marty has a hammer. I don't even know what he's doing in bed. I can't talk about that. That's, like Mr. has to be the only. He's like my brother that I just like big fat dog understand. I literally want to I think having one of those hidden camera dating shows, for not just Marty for multiple people at Barsial would be so much fun for people on the outside, just because they're so interested in what a lot of people do here. But I think it'd be the most fun for the employee's him. So why not just Marty just in general like we see these people in, like, everyday blogging world? But like mardi mush is playing like ten out of tens how is this happening? I wanna I wanna watch it. He should be given to Orioles. I think that he is. He was like the Commissioner of whatever your sex or something like that sex sex that all those like different relationships have just kind of died off in the new office because they're not all piled together. Or maybe they've not died off. I don't hear about it anymore because we right by the radio room your sex was mardi, mushrooms, the Commissioner of it Mari mush. Yeah. I you know what I'm on the mardi Muscat data, neyla celebrity. That's the one I'm going with I am on Robbie. Good. Good morning is here. I wanna. Get him in here, and we'll, we'll see who he thinks he could pull and what would be his approach like the mardi mish Moshe blueprint, how to pull an a Lister is, is one that I think he probably surprisingly has like some actual he can weigh in on that. I would imagine STAN from Staten Island, what's up. What's up camp say I just wanted to kind of pivot back Memorial Day weekend. A little bit. Yup. I kinda wanted how much shit does your from, like random people saying, oh, Campsie ruined, the Parker house because, you know, they're closing the whole second. I have I've gotten that quite a bit. Unfortunately, a couple of people on Twitter, a couple of people privately. I don't know where I fall on this stand because part of me really part of me would love to believe that it's fair. I mean, part of me would love to believe that I've got enough sway that I mentioned this bar, and it got so fucking popular it needed to like shut down half of its space. But part of me also thinks there is it was just a natural progression of people who started to go to a very fun bar. But also, then I the third part of me thinks will why all of a sudden, like you know, progress has been around forever. People have been partying at the shore forever. What is the difference that made it get like out of control are more people doing share houses are more people? Going there in general. I you know, I'm not sure because that's you know, it is the only one that the bar is the only bar that we really ever like pumped or I ever really talked about because it was my favorite bar that I've ever gone to. But I don't know captain cons like Khan sent me this picture from spray and Osprey the line to get in. There was absolutely insane. So it's probably more just the whole region than it is just the Parker house. But I also don't get. So it's getting so crowded. They cut off the upstairs. And like what in the hopes of just like less people showing up because now it just seems like you're giving yourself less space and it's going to be even more crazy. I, I don't really think it's your fault per se. I think social media combined with rice and apps like the person twenty minutes away that lives in freeholder Manal just take a twenty minute Dubar to the Parker house, and that adds another third Pete, one of the two because I'm twenty nine and I had to your house for me just twenty two to twenty seven and I was like the prime Arthur house, Campsie years gone baseman, you'd that we did see it the last couple of years really kind of off and take on life. But own where aligns the beach would be commonly. Yeah. I mean you can't. Yeah. I mean you can't I mean you can't even enjoy everything that you also do a lot of unfair blame on that. Social media, like Instagram Parker house. Then the the, the New York Times in a fucking right up on it. Yeah. I think more. So those things matter. But like I said, STAN, I would love to I'd love to, you know, put that claim on my resume that I can drive like two jillion people to a bar. Hey, like advertisers, and establishments, like holler at me, mortar, it'd be nice lovely mardi mush mining program. We're good man. So the question came up, girl, Lindsay called in and said, who, who from barstool, do you think will be the first person to date a celebrity? And we said it has to be like an alien a Lister and an I don't think anybody here really can. I also thought that if anything it would be a girl because like a guy who was an atlas there might still be like I wanna sex, without girl, whereas girls might not I don't think we'll stoop down to our level, but you are at international Manta mystery you are low level. You are very Kramer s fall ass backwards into this ridiculous life. You have been known to pull chicks who are high above your pay grade. I you know, and maybe you would be a reasonable pick. Do you think would you bet on yourself? Do you have any experience in this field? How would you approach it? What would you do? Do you have any advice? Gimme mardi, motions thoughts on hooking up with a celebrity. Well, first of all, I'm what a hot streak on. Are you talking believable? I really I don't know what's happening. This is why I need a hidden camera show with mardi much like what a hot streak like. How are you on a hot streak double double shot at rat? That's when they. Love love. I know. But yeah, I think hot, it's first of all, it's too hot out for sex anymore, by the way, this, too. It's too much. Now, I'm with you on that. I mean in general sex is tough, especially when you go sticky and sweaty. Now, I think I would, I think I wouldn't know who the girl is, and I would just be like doing my stupid shit, and unrealized like after the foul shit that would be the rom com plot like you know, doesn't dope it he doesn't realize he's dating if you're Kardashian or Anna Kendrick, I don't know who you will also came up because she isn't Alastair, but she is, she's pretty cool. She really appreciates like humor. I could see you're not being like like Anna. Kendrick doesn't strike minutes type is like I'm only going to date other famous people. So I think it's kind of a Downer and I do think that someone like yourself would she would be like, I feel bad for this bass that let me, let me try to help. Pitying you. Not even pity though. I think that maybe if you departure from my life of, like Glenn A-List, slumming, celebrity girl might just be like you know what? I'm sick of these guys that are just constantly wanting to talk. Yeah. Because even like I mean, we are brought like z listers, like I don't even know where on the scale but I know that now when guys talked to me at bars, I always in the back of my head or like you're only talking to me, because, because I work at parcel, and nine times out of ten. The first question is always about one of you guys. It's like, oh, Kevin Dave, Dan. It's like, okay, you're only talking me because of that. If you're in, you're, like appreciate it when somebody is like, hey, can I buy you a drink and like they don't mention barstool at all? It's great. So I can imagine Ayla celebrity girls at paparazzi following them around. They're like God. I just wanted to partner from this, like, I just want to live a normal life mardi Moshe could be that normal life. I don't know about normal. Well, but. For a more normal person life than I have different parts of your brain that you don't think about these look, these celebrities to come down there and say, oh, man, I never thought about three and one chiampou like some shit like that. Do you think that they think all ponds are circles? Well, that's fact. About a square pond pond. Yeah. Idiot C square. Okay. We're not gonna mardi and I have gone back and forth on this forever there. He's convinced they're all perfect circles. We don't have to get like this is not what we came on radio on Tuesday to talk about just saying they're not I might be more on this week. Get I dogged dogged rat. And I was sitting I was done. I was sweating like, you know, like basketball sweat, and like in here. Yes, she wants to the bathroom. I was so drunk too. I was walking around with wears this like Alan Hoboken? Okay. And she just I just took like her dirty laundry. Just all. This two-way way. Both the swells got do something copy smell like a bass. She goes, you are just wasn't dirty laundry. I don't. Well, I don't know actually taking shirt out of the drawer. Did you know it's pitch black grabbing? I mean you gotta survive. So what is the post sex situation like with Marty mush? I can't I don't leave you get out of there. They want you out for sure. Yeah. 'cause magic wake up to me with my chapped lips. Uh-huh. Everyone's faces when grossing have you, you always get up and go, but. Have you had like breakfast, the next morning and stuff? No. I've never you always have actually ever had breakfast with a girl. Have you ever stuck around? You always get out. I always get up because one there's really nothing what am I gonna do? I have to be uncomfortable and sleep in her, like small anti bed. Yeah. And then it's hot and. Yeah, if I have to go to the bathroom, I need to go to the bathroom. Sometimes you just you just pass out though. No. No. I'm very much. I love away games. But, like leaving the wagons, and I'd ever do home narrower it. Never it never get greedy. And think about the morning sex, maybe that soba then sex, my thing about that. You're sober after once you like after you bang her sober. You have to like the texture. Yeah. Feel bad. If I if I journal say, hey, I have no idea what happened. Yeah. Yeah. You can always lean on that, whether it's true or not. That was just a drunk thing. Sober Sachs is like all right now, we're now, we're like, I deserve deserve it. It's like tough at this point, how much would you say was the Hoboken deal because barstool or was it just? I think a lot of mush effect sale. So I don't know. It's been really weird psych some, some girls have no idea like who I am. Exactly. And that's still works. Yeah, it somehow still works. But most of it's like people are taking like guys are taking pictures, and then garlic who's, who's or slashers is always a great. Yeah. Always say who are you? Downplay you pay about it. Yeah. Haunt them. Nobody your Instagram. But yeah, I just I the Sunday I was I was. Looked at her like shirt, and it was probably like. That's always a experience. I've always some story with me, but aren't always one day. You're going to fuck some girl, and she's going to be like you've rat dog you, you can get away. You dog this shit out of me, and you're going to be like married. I know I'm gonna literally marry a right. Here's the ring the first goal caused you a rat dog. Our own version of it. You know what I mean? She has like our own language you use yours. And she hits you back with her own lingo. And you're like, oh my God. This is the one. Yeah, I don't really care if I won like the girl knows me from Barcelona garage. Curious that if yeah. Does taking a foul the I want my girlfriend like actual cry. Like know everything about me like that. Allow I mean that the problem is much at this point, there's no way to stop it separate it right to this. Hey. My mind just is what are you doing? Any like share house for the summer or anything you just say, on the I have a friend that does live in Mattis quality, just mooch. So I'm the guy who shows up case beware. Beware shots another a whole bad and use all your toilet paper for a weekend, but I brought a case of beer. Let's the Rummy drain. Black club shows. Blackheart. I'll fucking spit on you. Even the level of his friends drinks at bars. I know there's no reason to the really is why I have to buy you one seriously -cause. They bought you one did they, I think they did me a one drink now have to buy you. It's like it's a thing it's going the texts. These leave. Yeah, the tax you don't buy me drinks out, the by you want. Exactly the stupid rules that no one writes down. It's insane society. Oh, we should start writing. Get to work on them or it, I'll break. It's halftime here. When we come back on. C C K. We're talking nobody's in the workplace. I it's a slow summer day people on round. I'm up like the, the nuggety was have I swear to God about that, because that, that should be the real story here. You want to talk about internal bar soul drama. I think I would've quit first of all last week on Thursday, we had wipe on this very program. You had why p on the run down all last week, but even the week before, and we said every single person that has talked to him. I said, you are eventually going to have to choose your allegiance moment will occur where you have to either be more team. Portnoy than a blues fan or more of a blues fan than team. Portnoy. You're not gonna have to stop being one of them, you're going to have to choose which one means more to you, and he could not wrap it around that on Thursday on radio. He was like, you know, he could robbery et cetera. But he just said it's knocked that's not going to happen. He said he would not going to occur. Dave's adjusts ruler you are insane, every single person who has dealt with Dave, in some sort of, like former fashion with. Knows you're going to have to do it. That moment came yesterday. I don't know exactly what the rate, I know that he was, like, giving wipe shit on Twitter even last. So just to be clear people last night at the game. Dave, why p rigs? They're all sitting in the nose bleeds. They get on the Jumbotron. Now the way it was. So Dave is to rigs his left and the camera is to rigs is right. So he turns to the camera where the Jumbotron is, and he's shown his shirt and effectively turns his back to Dave badmouth, Dave, puts Briggs in a headlock and starts. Nogi 'em with the Dave face like the Dave when Dave takes like Ramsay Bolton. Pleasure in like making fun of people at torturing people. That's the face that came out, and he starts Nogi ING him now than that. Now, this guy's comes any stirs the pot because in evacuate there that is just Dave dummying rigs, like rigs has got body. He's got nugget grown man, getting no you, but Gaz comes in and stirs. The pot and says, where? Why TD defend him? He didn't step in and do anything. And now all of a sudden it's both of them. Now, I will say, there's also dissension amongst, the blues crew because rigs automatically tweeted, why did nothing to stop it because he doesn't want to take this bullet all on his own. I mean if you get he'd that's eight evacuate. That's on you to now rope in Y P was just collateral damage. My first question when I walked into the office today was people are talking about is, what was why p technically supposed to do. Yeah. Because like everyone talked about how Nate Nogi day we all saw how that turned out, I wasn't even working on. I know you saw was he supposed to, like him in a headlock? I mean you just don't do that, especially because if it was in the office, I think it's a little bit different too, because it's in our control environment. You're on the Jumbotron at TD garden. Like can you imagine what would happen to why p if everybody Boston split? Act as a data whereas like you, you can't do that. And it has nothing in my opinion. It has nothing to do with him being less of a blues fan. More team porno. It's like well that's still your by this is the problem. What are we go? Head to head with, Dave and these things, you always have a line that you have that in your mind. You're like I shouldn't cross that line Dave has no lines zero light, but you have to you have to prepare accordingly for the line to be crossed and be ready to to bounce right back. So like, like Davis, so good on his feet with this shit. Like I don't think he was saying himself. We're gonna Jumbotron I'm going to not this guy that was, you could see it was just a genuine like surprise, and then his immediate reaction is I'm going to bully his kid and not him. He's natural rigs has to be sitting there when you go head to head with Dave on these things. And there's cameras rolling. You have to have a battle plan, you have to be prepared. I said, if I was they were drinking beers. I would have my drinking beer, and I'd have a beer on the side that will be ready for day Portnoy in the Jumbotron like if you're going to not me, I would be around your head like all's fair in love is war, and I'm not gonna. I'm not going to dump it on you. I I'm going to throw the first punch because you are still my boss. But then, once you cross your line. I am Ryan returning fire in kind. And, and then it's okay. Yeah. But that's also there are certain people that would do that stuff. Today, there's certain people that wouldn't why is not somebody. I don't care like how we're gonna berating so you talk about Ramsay Bolton. I wrote a blog whenever Tommy did his big game of thrones blog. I wrote a blog because Tommy, and I have our forever rivalry even though we're like technically low key best friends. It's fine. And I explained how David Tommy our Ramsey and wreak. When I talked to Dave about it. Dave. Didn't even understand, you know, there's no way that I'm Ramsey and Rickwood Tommy. But then I started giving him all these examples, and he was like, oh, I kind of am. But what's usually the difference maker is that Tommy is willingly engaging, not willingly. I don't think. Oh, no. He's willing. He's consensually doing. I think Tommy would probably prefer different life where he's not getting a face fucked by Dave on camera. Right. But pushing low in Vegas, like, literally, I would take gifts from game of thrones and put the gifts of Tommy, Dave next to match a perfect. What are we doing? Here is still at the end of the day is like I'm doing this for the camera. I'm doing my job standing whereas rigs just got like tax but rigs would fight back. That's the difference like like radar and Ramsay Bolton like look on his face, which you're so. Right. He does he doesn't even realize. Yeah. Rigs would have fought back had he known it was happening. Why p is apparently claiming he didn't know. Oh, it was happening. It's like bro. You're looking right at the Jumbotron for the higher. Well he was. He was showing off his t shirts, and trying to sell merge, because that's what this company is based on, which is an attempt at a spend zone. But Jared joins the program Karen, the rocket's backers story nine you once blasted hubs in the face with a fucking fire firehose that Kevin that was the ground grounds crew did it. Which was, I think previously, the most degrading thing that's happened. I think that the Nogi is worse because again, hubs actually while while it was a bad idea. And I think hubs was like, yeah, I'll do this for content. Not understanding how bad it was gonna look. But he was like, yeah I lost the bet. I don't even do it. That was the worst part like the, the hose was bad. But like him like I made him hand me that of Red Sox wins. Look what? Again, that was all in the name of content. Yeah. Whereas like day, just took it upon himself. I mean. Yeah. And ran rigs is right where he was like, you know, this is a sucker punch. This is like getting stabbed in the back. I think it would wear it up. But I don't know. It's, it's just it's then then that's all true. But it's those, that's a tough break. It is. I think it would have been more of a statement if he did it to why p because why p genuinely loves in is obsessed with the blues. I feel like rigs couldn't go fuck loss. He's just not. He has. This is a ten on the fan skill, I think like rigs has to be like a five at moat because why has this personal? Investment now with Boris and he's is like the he's like the fan the superfan people. He's fan more than they not from bar so, right? And that's what I told him. I was like, right now, you are a symbol for the blues like people people, I don't even know about barstool who no you, you gotta rep the blues. But I mean if that's you. If you're rakes, or who do you think the blame here because we were just saying guys came in and start his pot and roped wipe into it by saying, you know, why didn't you stop it? But what does the what's choke him out? Yeah. We were saying to you, obviously know this from being like Boston, and can you imagine if why would have physically assaulted Dave on the Jumbotron at the garden in Boston at Boston, Boston sporting event, an outsider assaults L press in the office. It's different it's controlled, it's tool scenes. It's funny, but like you're inside the guard now, people with no days, why. And all that shit. But yeah, you're behind enemy lines outnumber like two to fifteen. Thousand it's your boss. You know, it sucks when one person has no line and you're kind of playing by the rules and you could just get like blown up. You know, even when we did the battle rap, remember things it was, like, all right. I'm not gonna say that. And then he said, why would you want to do that, at the end of the day, you still have to toe the line with your boss? But when it comes at the cost of like a Nogi on camera, it's I think it'll rigs did know wipe by letting it happen because I think he had the perfect he, he did try to get his shirt on the Jumbotron. It's like did try to like I would have saved you, but I was trying to link submerge which is how would you have saved? But it's like, yeah you can play that guard. Yeah, it would have been really funny. If he just jumped right on top of day was double bogey, yu-gi-oh hilarious. See, I say I do. Dave, Dave is a master of the shit. He just off the cuff like grabbed him and not them. It just happened. You know, Dave had that in the back of so he definitely did, I think I way, so quick. I waited Teichmann. Way his his face snaps. I mean, I'd be from him because I, I don't know if they knew they were going to get on the Jumbotron. I feel like maybe at some point he was like, I'm going to I'm going to know you this guy or something like that, like breath this series like at some point, I'm going to try to physically emasculate him. I think it was kind of a snap thing. You I think you have to be prepared for Dave at all times. I just. Okay. See, I would have a second beer like sitting next to me that would be like, if he grosses some sort of line, I'm going to dot might be around him. Yeah. Like, imagine if you're getting no to reach over and you dump it on him, like, all right. I I'm not going to cross that line because you're my boss. But once you do it's on. I guess if Dave fires the first shot then. Yeah. Like, what are you? I mean, if you, you have to prepare you have to prepare for battle Briggs port. He was not prepared. I mean he he was shocked and he did like the like we're number one look at my shirt, sort of thing. And whereas Dave is like his brain immediately whether is prepared or not. I think it was natural off the cuff, you think it was prepared either way he's saying, if I get a public. Moment to use it to embarrass blues fan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I, I don't think it was prepared in the sense that he said, hey rigs, if we get on the no, no, no? I'm going to know you the shit out of you. But he I think he knew if we're getting on Simon's getting. Yeah. And it really was the perfect storm because the camera was so. Right. 'cause what I try. So if it was two days left, why was yeah. Yeah, yeah, I guess it would've been why that would have been Dave knows with the cameras that would have been even better. If y p because we. Why p wouldn't even like flopping around rigs would've probably going like, yes, boss. Well, have you boss, anything you need? I mean racist like around, like, why would have just taken any rigs? Just sat there and drank his beer, by the way like this series is over. That's it. I'm not I'm not there yet. But like it's, it's like when Roger finish his fucking ear the bucks were done. Yeah. Couldn't chug that bear. The Milwaukee was losing. It sounds ridiculous. But like Dave getting rigs ended that serious because in this world deport knowing has either a sold his soul, or be he is the devil himself and collects other people's souls and the think about it think about the stars aligning on this one. The Saint Louis blues are in the Stanley Cup for the first time in like fifty forty nine forty nine years. Okay. Have they ever they've never wanted to ever even been in it? How they've never warning. Stanley Cup for you. Now. The chance I believe is forty nine years now than they are in it already being already ridiculous. That, that team makes it and we have a couple of Saint Louis representatives. Also, the, the new version of borstal radio is with Riggs. So now he has his co host the host the barstool radio. His new, you know, sparring partner punching bag arguing back and forth guy. Now he is going head to head with him in the finals like that, that kinda shit, the stars aligning on that one. If Riggs was still just the four play guy, he would still be on video and shit. But the fact that it's like this is now on barstool radio together. And it makes perfect sense. I didn't even think of it that way. Ours, always align for Dave, and the content. And so now game one day, you know, y p we told by you will find a moment where you come to a crossroads where it's team. Portnoy versus the blues fandom, and at that point, you're going to have to decide and that's going to be a very pivotal moment for this whole piece of content. It happened game one. Immediately in the most dramatic form ever in the form of a Nogi on the Jumbotron, and he had his moment, like the story lines, just they this is not just by chance. This is written in stone. This is written in the stars and the series is absolutely. Oh, it's like we talked about this week. We talked about it after the Super Bowl like this. I mean obviously the patriots just went all the time it was kind of an anticlimactic superman when they lost. And in smitty, it turned into the shower thin and the rough and rowdy thing and Dave still ends up clowning him when he loses it comes up page view. But that's when I saw that happened last night. And then, of course like the wipe angle because for the last two weeks, why has been so adamant that he's not going to have to make an allegiance one way or the other, which everybody knew he was stupid. But as soon as that happened, it was like this. I can you imagine a radio is going to be like today? I can't wait six and they don't have a game tonight. So they're just going to scream at each other. It's like well coming up for cloud. They don't fight over again. The mix who like fights is, is a he's not like Dave de doesn't handle the, the Boston reign of terror the way Dave does. But he does it in his own final Burg way where. It's very almost more infuriated infuriating in a way, it raises like quiet calm. Cly games. He really does know shit. Like I was talking to my brother about earlier. It's like he's always proclaimed winners like you know, he's like the Bruins like they're gonna win the Cup like he knew when they had a Cup contender. He's always known when the patriots are like, like even when they're looking bad in the early season. He'll be like now this team's gonna win and like the loss of the eagles. He really wasn't that, that like cocky, he it really is your first game that video is still one of my time out fights video from the opener against the chiefs is still one of my yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. He's just a heirloom lecturing everybody at Foxboro, but they just these things, this is how it's going to go for Boston. Justin, what do you got on Dave's lock? There yet. So I'm in there I'm seeing his stuff last night, like they're up in the upper deck, because he's like, trawling China be the average hockey guy and all that shit, and everything always seems to work out, her fit for that motherfucker like they put the camera on him everyone in Boston realizes that have, and then all of a sudden, you know, he's rigs and they should just always seems that habit at every event like he goes dead legs and the at when he gets carried out, but the NFL he just it's so perfect with all this stuff. And I swear he doesn't plan it like there something is not right. Well, okay. Here's a here's he, he, he, he, he has sold his soul in, in one regard. I it's written in, in the stars and the other regard. It's luck because, you know, all of this shit breaks his way. But it's, it's all he it's talent. It's not a talent. It is. It's a talent. The what what he does like the Super Bowl was a moment. It's your need the material to work with though. But once you have that material, it's like. It's like you, I gave him the, the world, the universe has gifted him this mound of clay, and he makes. Yeah and Michaelangelo the case the talent to do what he's done with it. Jared went magin arrested, basically, when he had the whole world thinking he was arrested at the Super Bowl, he was arrested. He was not a he wasn't in jail. He was sitting at a hotel and watching it. I will he was in jail, Frankie, like went down there. They let him out before the end of the game. Right. But by Frankie to to allow the world to like believe that and to go dead legs to we web like I've been wrongly arrested while I'm just still watching the game and letting it all unfolded was a masterclass in blogging, blogging. It used to be like, are you a good writer? And now it's like can you create reality TV scripted plotlines, right? He can do it. Reality. Yes. Thinking reality making it not reality. But it's still reality. Yes. You talent man, he's acting. And the supporting cast has no idea that they're actually. Exactly what was that movie of Truman show, ask, it's very ever. See the movie was. Oh, there's a bow finger, some shit what you guys are filming a movie that looks like a reality show. And nobody else even knows their part of it is it's, it's him and his cameraman and you don't realize it. But you are the best supporting actor. Yeah. And he does it better than anyone else. He can do it on a whim. And if you're not like that's what I said, I would I would go into a thinking every possible angle. What if we get on the Jumbotron? What if we if we get called down to do a puck drop? What if we have to do a interview on the glass in between periods? What if what if what if what if we get called down to do like the halftime or inbetween intermission, like shoot the puck for a million dollars? How Dave embarrassed me what is he going to do to me, and I have to have my own responses, you have to have all of that mapped out. Yeah. And I don't think they had any of it. They didn't have anything mapped out. Why are they sitting so far? I don't know if that was for a fact or if I'm sure it's not just super easy to get two million dollars. But I mean if you have to sit all of those people together like if Dave wanted to go sit by himself. Maybe but if for content. Gonna be buying like five tickets for. I don't know. I mean how much? I mean, say they're fucking two thousand dollars. Each day will drop ten grand in a heartbeat. Yeah. But even funnier. In the nosebleeds. I mean their backs were against the wall. Right. He can't World Series your fucking five rose from the field for the country. John from Philly. What do you got on Nogi gate? Hey, so I've been driving for the past five hours. And then thinking a lot about this just because like the way Rick spotted to the milky by what a hack I push down that was his fault, but his arms went up and started flailing. It looked so much worse than it would have been. And I'm thinking, just like damage control situation. I don't know if it's the right thing to do, but I thought you almost have to like flip off the camera. And just like get it off as fast as possible that back way. That backlash might be shorter live than this, because just the content of video his arms flailing gets really coupla. He's like the, the fucking car wash man. Katainen net. It's tough man because it was it was a sneak attack. It was cheap shot. And it was a blindsided attack. And I don't know what you're supposed to do. I mean, I can't think of what I would do other than like I said, if I had to be ready, I would have splashed it on them. Other than that. What do you do if someone if you didn't realize I was going to do it, and I just put you in a tough headlock like in hard, as I could even if you get out of it for the split second, you're on camera, you're going to be flailing like, so you can't like smoothly get out of a headlock in a matter of split seconds. Even punch him with your arms are stock because of the rigs in that moment, if you didn't see it coming, you're not going to react to it. You're going to like you almost have to let it happen. Yes. I mean, even rigs to a degree, it's like you have to know that Dave is Dave, and he's the boss. And if he wants to give you a Nogi you have to sell. Wrestling. I what I think I would have done. And I even think his, his tweet afterwards like basically throw IP under the bus. I think you've got to be like, you know, l Pez one like me and me and why Ps zero. We're like, but the next one's our, you know what I mean? Like you just one just one game one with Nogi. But now that they have to come up with something right? Because there is in the moment to stop the game you just have to respond in kind with your own nugget. Right. But the effect is rigs flowing around like you have to sell the moment if he's just sitting there, letting it happen. And it's like well, this is weird. But see, that's what's also not fun is like I would love to say, like I actually really do the, the way that hub is like did all that for content. While utterly demeaning was like it was for content. I, I appreciate anybody who's self deprecating enough to, to let that happen for content. The problem is made him though, like I like hubs, hubs got elevated so much even the done stuff too. That was like very very he got put on Sony humiliating. But it radars from getting drug through the mud and I would love to think that if you're on camera like the problem is, and I don't, I don't know if people realize this or not, it's not like after that happened that Dave leans over to rigs and he's like your good stuff that's going to get a lot of us. Yeah. It's, it's, it's real. It's just cloud. You I'm better than you, and you suck and so on some level, we're doing this for content and for jokes, and for money and fame, and for happiness and whatever. But on some level, it is definitely like a personal Manley. You know macho shit, there's more of it. I mean Dave doesn't it's good though. Yeah. Like it's not, but I don't even think it's cave. I think it's just real they've said, when we had blogger school, one of the things that he said, was he threw me a compliment is like I like when people can't tell if it's real or is fake? Yes. 'cause I don't break cave. All right. Do I do on the show? Somebody outside of here. Iraq, it won't. They everytime meet people. Yeah, you're you're getting your experience. Yeah. But it's also different when it's like you just being whatever you are to the fans versus like. If you're too, like at the phone, call move, the Dave keeps pulling like never at the end of it is like now it's funny right now. Ruins it the effect, he tweedles, and you would think that like on some level, maybe like they've been working with them for ten years now that maybe even he and I would have a moment of, like, you know, was good or whatever you guys have a hug before and have for now, never, there's never, there's never been anything like that. And that might be more of a testament to like me and his relationship, but I also would do with anybody maybe like Gaz like in behind closed doors, you would mention something again, to hug me. I can't I mean I can't ever picture that. But the Christmas almost commitment to the content, I wanna say the character because I do think it's him now but the commitment to the content is insane where it's like even even giving up a shred of it behind closed doors to someone who works here, it'll ruin it even a little bit. So I'm not going to do like let's say let's say Dave just. Someday, like ten years from now and they wanna do like a documentary on his legacy. And they pull all other. No never know it would be one of those documentaries, where it's just like the story told through the people that he was closest with. Yeah. Like he wouldn't even get interviewed. Now, it's like a story told through us a lot of us would just be so fucking confused. Yeah. What just happened like we would try to explain Dave to people like, you know, a lot of people that can make contact on their like what's he really like? No, that's I don't know. And that it almost it almost makes me feel stupid because I'm like, I'm just a pawn to just the same as the schmuck watching at home, and I'll fucking man. Yeah, I'm is in the dark as you all right? What you see is, I, I wish there was, I wish it was, like you know, Minsk Manley he you know, we sat down and went through the scripts and like this is the character, we built or whatever, you know, when, when he tips, his hand when this is, is there's been moments that I've had with him where I call call them on something be like is this real or not? And then like he'll say. One thing but he for some reason, like in his one of his is you've seen it to you. Squint cine smirks like he'll give you I was going to say a little bit in, in a pretzel, but he's not going to hide. I wouldn't have said it says is, I think it's usually a smirk of some sort when you really got he kind of goes, he does like shrug. And like. You're talking about video that he tried to get Frankie to bury from college football season. Because I just totally roasted him on a take, and he did the eyes and the smile and he was, like, Frankie. I'm gonna need that to get out of here. Now. People here doing tweet it real quick. But he is suited Frankie Byrne that tastes, very rare though. Bernie Frankie was like, I'm going to have to burn the tape. I was like over my fucking dead body burn this team. This is North Korea. That's what's tough is. Like why is so emotionally invested in the blues that it's tough to also be on guard in blog world? Like he's just part of him is like the, like the little boy hockey fan on the inside. It was like, I can't believe it. Like my blues are in the final, and even he was like, he was I knew I knew we were in trouble when he was like, excited that Dave was going to be in Saint Louis with with, you know, in his mind it was an accomplishment, like we I put the blues phantom of Barcelo sports, I put on the map and now I'm bringing the whole company to my town to show him. And that's what I was like. Well, you're, you're not you. This is your enemy is your enemy for the next two Dave responding. And it was like, no I'm Br bringing you that. And I know on some level, it's like come on duty meant like you know, he's pumped up barstool. We're going to be in his hometown for this show, but you have to realize that anything like that for David and a game. It's not a fucking game. Nogi was not a game. I mean that was the game not a game. I really do. I compare it to the Aaron Rodgers chugging the bear like the Bruins are gonna win the Stanley Cup and might as well be. Zuma's anyway. Like Dave and them get involved. And it's definite. And then there's this Nogi, and then it's just absolute. It's like the why the Nogi curse, by the way, mardi mush. This is going under the radar mardi mush just got like he his curse is worse than Drake's. Did you see all that happened? He took the bucks in game six, and I was like, well, it's either going to be you or it's going to be Drake is wrong and Marty. But it's just one game. That's not a curse. Well he. Yeah, but I mean he's right. The Drake hers, the drink. I took over video from last October, where he said it was before the sixteen to one Red Sox Yankees game where he was like I've never been more cold for the Yankees than tonight. I think the Yankees and I was like more you much, don't get me wrong mush curse is stronger than the drinkers. That's, that's his old claims. Marty tweeted it. He was like, I, I have now mushed myself harder than the drinkers let's take won't call before the break. We gotta talk about drink. I got I got I'm interested to hear what you guys think on him Mike from jersey when he got on AB hockey. So they Bruins jacket buddy always when it was all the time. And he said, it's his lucky charm. And why peas been going to the games where the same thing all the time? I think you gotta figure out a way to get that jacket where wind or something with days. Yeah, I mean that's gonna do. Now, this, this is exactly what you have to do. Mike is right. You got to start thinking of the angles, you got to start thinking of what can you do that's going to hurt, Dave because, you know, a Nogi Nogi is now going to be on his resume forever. You got to respond and do something that, you know, I don't know folk with his pizza review fuck with his lucky jacket, you know, I wouldn't want to do that. Like you kinda just have to like the Nogi to me it was monumental because of the way that the game unfolded from there. But if you retaliate, you're only gonna make Dave's strikes worse. You're just throwing gas on the fire. Yeah, you're just like operate at a one speed don't let them kick up the five and then you're just use rolling over and dying. You're not you're smart about it, but you're hunker down. And you're not gonna try anything there's a storm coming. You just gotta get in the basement and hope for me. I personally know that if I like I'm not I'm not that type I can't I'm not gonna like script something, you know what I mean? I can't come up some plot. I'm going to be hopefully prepared. Like I said, I'm going to go through every fucking scenario. Yeah. But I also don't roll over and die. I don't think it's a roll over and die situation. I just think it's a protect yourself and hope for the best. I mean that's different. That's waving the white flag. That's just like I mean, if you lay down and curl up in a category. Five hurricane that's just like coming through unbeatable. Yeah. Yeah. You might not be wrong Brown. Speaking of juice, OJ guys, this statement from O J the jar you probably seen this at all right? Okay. This this'll be great. This'll be great to just get Jared's like blind reaction. So this is from TMZ. Or page six. Sorry. My, my alumni, so OJ Simpson bragged that he had a steamy sex affair with Chris Kardashian, Kris Jenner. The mother the mother, you know. Right. Definitely his kid. Right. So it'd be for even knowing that a conspiracy theory, jurors so that was his that was his lawyers wife. Yep. Right. Yep. Simpson said that him and his then wife, Nicole Robert and Chris were all in, jacuzzi one night, while vacationing together, this is this is from a new documentary called who killed Nicole, Nicole and Robert turned in leaving OJ and Chris and hot tub already like super weird going to couples like trip and you, you start swinging like that. Like everybody's fucking everybody. Yeah. Right. Anyway, so they're in the hot tub alone, and OJ stood up pulled down his shorts and the this is the guy telling the story. So I'll give you exactly what he said, quote. This is oh, Jay talking her eyes bugged out of her head and I fuck that bitch until I broker. Oh, yeah. Certainly believe it's like Kris Jenner has said of the past that has never happened, of course. Murderer at the same time, like OJ Simpson's on a great guy. Can't you see him making this up? No. I mean heard Dr looks like OJ Simpson. Well, he also said he didn't own it. It's one of those things where it's like. Yeah. Is O J Simpson trustworthy. I guess I suppose. No. But can you believe sometimes, you know, we're talking about CD like distasteful things. And in that case a murderer is probably the most believable guy in the building. Yeah, it's probably only got telling the truth. He's not telling the truth here. Oh, by the way. So, like, you know, he said, I fucked type broker literally he said that it had to take her to the hospital, two or three in the morning. She came into OJ's room and said, can you take me like he said? No, he said, they'll have robinhood have your husband do that. I only until you broke your what, what a class act. She's OJ Simpson is damn goddamn. All right. This was it for. Alad gum. I like started Alec sun. Learn we're back our number two here on C, C K. We're now joined by page sporadic. She's in town. How are you? I think it's actually the first time we've ever met person are now we've got him on radio around the year with you. I don't know. I never I never know. Because I we meet so many people through, like Twitter and the internet and stuff. And I never know him like real friends yet. Or are we just internet friends? And so now we are both by. An if, if you want to be friends with me. We could be France. Okay. That's fine. That's fine with me right in the middle of the McHenry fight with her. Yeah. Oh, yeah. But he was sitting there with his fidget spinner. And I was like getting distracted because he was just like doing spending freeze. Man. Yeah. Took over for a long time. Yeah. As I was in deep, you, you can do like the double. Oh man I was flying. I had all sorts of toys out. Yeah, we've, we've been we've been to battle before we've been in mud, but I don't know. It sounds like you guys row last night. And I was in part of that. So it's all right. Mogul. Sorry. Well, no. Because actually yesterday is the first time that page, and I met in person, even though we like, totally girl crush all of your other on Instagram. Right. That's what I mean. Yeah. So I mean, I guess technically you could have been invited since it was first time. Well, I would have liked to seen the corrobos food experiment. Page conducted. It was it was a lot. It was a long are. So dramatic is a lot like I don't I don't venture out very often. She can figure and French fries. Instincts, hipster, because he was like I've never had an avocado before. Now, Mike that shocking to me, like, how have you never tried an avocado knee like I've never tried it tomato or other vegetables? And I was like, well, we're going to fix that. So last night, we got brussel sprouts, but she likes Russell tries tomato, which he did not like our rather, like Frank tanks though. Almost puking never never strawberry. I think tomatoes is the weirdest of all a tomato like who the fuck is just like eating tomato. No. No. Burgers, burgers, you have a salad you have sandwiches. He loves pizza. You never have. I've never had like an Italian combo sandwich, where it's like all the lunch meats and all like lettuce tomato oil early take it out. But like you understand that it's like it's a very common thing. No. You light tomatoes. I'll yeah. Like pizza. I like marinara sauce like catch-up you like everything that's made with tomato. Yeah. I just don't like tomato. I love tomatoes tomato like an app bite into a big amount. And it's kind of like saying, like, you know, like you love Paul McCartney, but you're not a big Beatles guy, shut up so so sh- so you sit down. And this is this is this is where I'm almost, I'm laughing at you, because I mean, there's I think there's a very short list of people who get you eat, an avocado, don't cross sprouts and whatever the fuck it was. Had a child. And so we are doing little games like I was doing airplanes. Recorded the whole thing. Coaster, and then for Brussels sprouts house, like you know, they look like little lettuce heads. Like your giant just imagining small. He likes broccoli. And I was like, oh, broccoli like, don't give me this shit about tomatoes and went out of your unity broccoli. No fucking Brooklyn. I know so it's like. If you ever like Brockton. I mean no, it doesn't. Yes. It does. Which she's it's as very I mean you could give me like a plate of pennies, if you melt cheese on it with taste good. I'll eat anything of Jesus's melted on it. I guess I could understand again, like Frank the tank, it's nothing healthy at all. So when he had anything green or HAMAs, he like started the vomit. If you dabble with Rodney Mack like some nausea with tomato. He if you've seen the videos of the babies when they eat a limited time and they are so dramatic. He not only looked like that. He put his head down on the table, as if he was about to throw up and page cut this tomato. Like what like maybe the size of like the small party or pinky, like it was, maybe this kind of enter to so. Yes on and part of it wasn't even the seats. No, here's what happened. Kevin. It's too. Yeah. The shit. Talking our waitress to or waitress was mind blown, I may, I may the two of us. The two of us run doing like the strawberry allows like whatever touch that tomato is not going into, and she's looking at at page and I like what the fuck is going on this, like special on. Yeah. He asked me how all I was. Because I thought I had never had a strawberry before it. Which, by the way, I like the strawberry was very good against shocker a shop, actually. Yeah. I've, I've prepared for this like, I've had strawberry ice cream in taste very simple nervous Nelson. He put his mouth. And he was like. A huge smile on his face, like this is delicious of strawberry. Was the tomato was that the texture that was the prominent. So even if I have, like we took out. Yeah. If I have like pasta raviolis, or whatever I will scrape like the sauce off. I like a hint of it. I'm not trying to get over wellm by it, and I'm with you. I don't like marinara sauce and like fucking eating the tomato felt like I just like fucking took like a spoon apostle, as like, oh, yeah, this is great. Like I would never I wish you guys can see his base right now. He's like. I would never in a million years, have a tomato ever again. I don't care who's Choo Choo in that ship into my mouth. It's not happening. Never. I'll try I'll shoot you right now. You're too, yeah. A pretty girl. So you could she'll get you to eat anything. I mean, I, I don't pick trash out of that. Can right now you can't okay let's see it kept going. So, like I had never had either of those things last night. I thought like just the Brussels sprouts, I was like, all right. I can do this. This is fine. You understand is pretty backwards. I think like brussel sprouts gross like most people. The highest thought he was going to hate the brussel sprouts. No, I can I mean Russell sprouts is like the cliche, like each brussel sprouts like they're gross fair. These were also like flash fried to. Yeah. Of they delicious. Yeah. They weren't like straight up brussel expert, I honestly think this is this is a real Pinon. Oh, great can't hardly have to qualify that before you say it was a real. This is Jared talking. Oh, not the racket. The rockets break for one second cartoons of the reason why kids don't wanna eat vegetables off that when you're watching cartoons all of them like train you'd be like ooh vegetables, discussing. But like do. But it's cool to hate eating vegetables, because I know what you're talking about. I used to think this net, it's not true. There's, there's something like innate about, like even I, I poured a bowl of we all these girls like love what I watch Keegan and shape pick all the marshmallows out of lucky charms by themselves. Like, never watched me do it. They don't know why they did it like they want the that fish for let's say want. But there's, there's things that they're like drawn to. And there's things that the human Aung is just now down. I agree with you. Your home is part of the whole cartoon thing. But there's a reason why like they don't fuck with it. Yeah. You can definitely get addicted to sugar, but I'm just saying that cartoons train your brain. I mean if they're not like. Mike while he's been doing has the kids are not watching these cards forty. I just had my first Brussels one hundred percent. That's on something on you. I, I had this idea. I tried to do with my dog. And now I'm trying to do it when like humans where I was like, I'm just not even I'm not even going to give my dog like treats that are bad for him because he doesn't know any difference. So like my kids broccoli and be like this. This is delicious. No processed sugars are carbs or anything bad. They're not gonna know any different. They just do. Like I tried to do it with with vegetables. It was like, oh my God. If this is your dessert, here's your green beans, and she was like, get that walk out of my face. There's just something. I said, I hope she actually did. I would love it. Book. You know, he says a couple of funny things she I never there's never been a full blown curse except what key, can you that he was trying to say something like he was trying to say like truck and it sounded like fuck average over and over like shea Wilson that God Jesus and stuff like that on the come cry. But I'm telling you, man. I know what you thought. I thought the same thing it's just off Cape. Why do why do I have to out myself? You're like clearly there is something that you've never tried before that it's probably a kind of weird. There's a lot of that in this office, Gaz never had sold bagel. That's crazy. 'cause bagels are Brock as yeah, we're delicious. Brussel sprouts may accidentally not have a strawberry. Oh, so I, I mean like I'm saying like the way people just the reason for that, I told you, I said, because my dad is allergic to strawberries. And it always like I didn't wanna like find out if I was to, because I wrote will close up and you can't breathe. I was like, well, that's not happening to me, because I'm not having a stroke. One excuse out of like all of the food groups that you have you won't damn pages kill shot. I have tried, but I hate bananas, but you did the thing because, you know what I wanted to, like bananas. They're very convenient. You can of just like it. That's fine. But you're never going to eat it like some guy because I tweeted mind blown guys never had an avocado. She's sub tweeted. Do I saw that? I didn't know it was either knows you. I've never had an apple I've ever had MAC and cheese. I've never had it was. Chills. Weird Bush, like I don't know it look gross. I'd ever wanted it. I was like, how do you not like cheese and pasta but carbs, cheese. She here. Here man. You can't you can't grow your whole life, without MAC and cheese. That's a that's a crying. Shame. I was eating MAC and cheese at ten AM during the fall ash show. Delicious. I doubt Pinera I think there has there's a lot of things, but I don't think anything normal like, like you know what? I don't like like I'll eat fried calamari. But when the octopus is just like the octopus like when you. Drawl. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I'll have. That's another weird thing. That, I'll I love Francome, right. But not fried. I'm saying when it's like white just never. Okay. I've never had. I'm willing to try. I, I'll do I ordered it. I went to Red Sox game and I ordered it and I looked at it and then wondering sushi at a Red Sox game. I mean, I'm sure it's fine. But if you're in the I know, I know I've, I've been in that she fucking club, a few times, even though, but to try it for the first time you have a different if you eat gas, sushi, you need them. That's not bad athletic Momenin. But for his first time he needs to try something like super high end. I've had the sushi in that exact club, your timeout. It's good. But it's not what you need to try for the first time. Okay. Dallas wants to be my first you wants to take my sushi virginity. He keeps saying, like no like it's because he the loves the sushi out on the west coast. There's like if we're going to do sushi, we're going to do it, right. Like I'm gonna take you a nice place. And I was like, okay. See, I just get the I get the Philadelphia rollers just twenty the cream cheese. It's loaded up means it's just you don't do you know what? Cream cheeses. Sure do. Yeah, it's got three and she's in it. So I'm saying, I just salmon and cream cheese. Oh, rice that sounds great. Yeah. It's like like bagel with likes sometimes they have little shreds. If you cover. Number. I don't like you never had it. You come to me, or just don't. Let me taste. It was like never had zucchini. Never had cucumber never had a key. We never had a key. I don't know if I've ever had a Kiwi. I love Kiewit. He was good. I'm sure it's good. I just kinda rare coming across key construct berry. No. Probably student. The green right right inside outside both now outside green inside the insides, green. The outs Brown Brown. It's like yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No. You know what? I've never had a peach peaches. Yeah. Never had a peach pear page. I need to do. We need to bring in, like just random definitely never had a Plum, fruit platter cut it up. And just have these are all children. Yeah. Plums prunes printers pizzas amount with the Ps are good prunes are ease fuck off fuck peas pizzas, belli's side. I preface out I was like, I'll try whatever you put in front of me, except for Ps. Oh, I meant things that start with, like, actually I'll crush P. All your fish crush pity peas and mashed potatoes. Just gonna say, oh, mash that all up together oca-, I'll eat that just like when I when I'm we're doing, like thanksgiving like filing need the Turkey. Just give me the mashed potatoes and size load that shit up a piece so good. I'll put the peas into. Like the mashed potato like a mountain. I let the greyhound volcano little, like all right. Loaded up wild hypothetical. But if I ever gotten trouble at this company, and Dave is like you either need to pay a five hundred dollar fine or eat a plate of peace. I would pay him a grand. How about to grant? Where's where's the line five grand five grand away? Four thousand dollars. You're eating and played a piece. Nope. Yes, you are. I'm not yes, you come to four thousand dollars rocket. Yeah, there's a lot of money. That's, that's a nice pair of shoes. Nice jacket and shoes. No shock it. I don't need. You can't have too many. I'm fine. What's the what about you? Have you ever eaten like, what's your what's your like if you eat like puke mushrooms mushroom? I like mushrooms are crazy mushroom steak Elliott. Yeah. I mean I like to, but I but they're also like the textures growing never so. So but then when I got older, I was like this is really the opposite of an acquired taste. Yeah. That kinda gross. Nope. They're very geared. You mushrooms like hallucinogenic? No, you, you. I've never done drugs. No any drug ever. Now never done either smoke weed. No damn no heroin. She up on that. Mandel max at all is drink used to not anymore. Ninety more not even like a glass of wine at dinner or like you'll just talking about this last night. Like I don't just drink to catch late drank, like, if I'm gonna drink I'm gonna drink to like get drunk, so you get time but not anymore. Now not really how old you twice ex. Yeah. We were talking yesterday about like, when hangover hangover to kick in why I had the absolute worst hangovers. And I got like super hammered sorry, mom. Kinda strange, and it was from my friend's birthday and I was laying in my bedroom, and I was looking up, and I was like, I'm gonna die like this is how I'm going out like everybody's not those feelings. There's like the people. Learn from them, and there's no, there's the hangover you're like I'm gonna die. I'm never drinking again. But you know in the back of your head, like, come Thursday night, you're going to happy hour, but then everybody has their first one where they're like, I think I need medical attention. And I seriously. This time not working. Flu. That's the thing. I unfortunately you're not allowing. Yup. Steve from Pennsylvania. He wants to talk about Jared's palate. But he got Steve. Sure. Yep. Or first of all, bro. There ain't nobody to fucking cool to try teeth. No, I'm not saying to cruel. I'm just saying I will throw them up immediately. It's not. Pay money than than EP. Yeah. You for stupid Jews on your Stig lakes stand, you're a loser, bro. I use on those it he's out. And that's just the guy that was just mad at the world. And just wanted to be ridiculous that you wouldn't just eat peas you'd rather pay money, but I have no idea what that has to do with your tattoos. No, he's, he's, he's hater. He hates the talented Bill from Boston. But you got. See crew, what's happening. You guys ever fucked with hybrid fruits, like fluid, like a plumbing and Africa. No. What other the long line of hybrid fruits out there? So if you only like a select few fruits, they hybrid that shit, then you have a great. Can you have like a lime orange tree or? You know, my house in college station somebody that worked in horticulture department at an lived there. I could that, that strawberries ago Whitestream is eat that cost three. Yeah. Oh, I don't like that. There was like a plant in my backyard, that's still there right now that it was limes, and then it would change into lemons. And then it was at some point a Lorne she was like half an orange limit and it wasn't. They like cross pollinated these trees, and like they weren't good enough to really use like we would use the lines like for tequila shots. They weren't great. But the first time I ever saw it was like how is this tree, producing this and come to find out, they had just cross pollinated it, and it was a Lawrence street? Don't they have been apples to apples are wet look? I'm looking at a Kiwi banana right now, but a banapple this should be good for you. Come on. This is like I might be making what does it? But in apple. Yeah. No, I think be know. Jared top it looks like it's like desserts and stuff of that. But I'm not looking at actual banapple. There's a place copen apple. Okay. You can make things up on the show. No one will fact check you. That's the fact check. Now, actually, I was more like I just want to see what a fucking banapple looks like. So are you not golf much anymore or what you sound like you got, like hate in your heart for golf? I'll also play all the time. But I mean I've done it forever. So it's hard to like wake up and have that motivation to wanna play when I'm not trying to play, professionally more. We gotta get gotta have something on the line. That's why you gotta get rigs back out there running around and thongs and weird shit like that. But he ever beat you bet. Slayers. Oh. Due to did they steal your jacket. I mean it looks like he picked the wrong data wear that jacket because this is for sure. My look now not has the problem is his jackets, probably like seventy five hundred bucks. And yours is by, like, that's that was an expensive one. This was an expensive jacket that he's wearing right now is the one you tried to take away from our. Oh, you're wearing his Jack. Yes. Yes. He turned into a suit guy after that. This is the first time I've seen him not wearing a suit and probably like fucking five months. Well, that's where I got a kid, just like come out of being soup guy. I mean, what should go supervise a TV? No. That's not by the time. I see him Matt sorry. We're not to resume mushroom talk. Another time I see him in a suit like when he goes on advisors when he goes on. Fox's and like the Kentucky Derby. It's it soup guy. Every now he wears sued a lot like he started into this office wearing a suit, unless he's going on TV. Yeah. No that you were in. This is not a good excuse. You need to I'm going to. We're going to just. Attend that didn't happen come with a different excuse for stealing his jacket. Hey, jared. Did you steal Dave's jacket? No. This is my jacket. I'm the jacket guy. He. Riva's stylish mice, right? As the jacket guide. Not dave. That's not true. But true two months, I go to jackets. Yeah, but you're the jacket guy. I've got more jackets than you. I went into his office, like two years ago when he had that jacket on his chair. And I was like, when you're done with that, can I have an and he because he's a millionaire is nothing to him. That's like a twenty five dollar jacket to me. So I asked him if I could have it when he was done with it. And he was like, check the price tag on that. Was it twenty five hundred silex at and I was like, oh, okay. So he's like, yeah, but he said he will give it to, to be fair, and I'll pay the picture here. It's just a black leather bomber jackets. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So everybody's got some variation of it. But that one particular looks, they look identity. You have the exact same jacket on just made different yet for like fucking probably like. Eighteen hundred dollars last right now, the same thing happened. He had a blue suede jacket which was so fire, and then he'd never wore it ever, and it was like Royal blue cuff like a little bit more powder, blue rest of the jacket, and then Adidas came out with a jacket for like seventy five bucks that looks exactly like it. And I waited years like multiple years for him to where the shack it again. And he never did it. So I just bought the seventy dollars Jack minds, more of just like a like a zip up. That's a good job. Yeah. But his is like this, like crushed fuck in suedes, but his was, like two thousand four hundred thirty dollars more than my, but he was like, what the fuck you stole my jacket and I was like I did when I gave you like a two year grace, period. Right. And you never you never wore it again. So actually, why don't you just give me that the weather one? Well, we're coming up on two years, so but he's still not wearing it today. You sit down there. Coming up on zero years zero days, he's still ran right now. I'm not saying since the last time you wore it. I'm saying since I told him to give it to me. Well right later, if he's still wearing it, you might as well just chalk that up as an L. I know well when he's done with the better if I can advise you here on how to be a better jacket guy. A black leather bomber is just like a staple product, a staple thing of the wardrobe. So we all can have I mentioned that. Yeah. Sure. Because as soon as he sees you he's gonna can't wait. What the fuck. I don't think he's gonna say, oh, sure I'm sure he won't. I'm sure he'll be totally fine with his day porno. We'll, we'll be the earlier. He walked in. We looked at each other. He didn't get a good. Look how this is Dave's thing. He claimed he claims he like, invented all clothing. I guess. He's. Oh, he knows exactly. Eighteen months behind final Burg. And then claims even invented things do you not remember, whenever you started saying, you're using his hair product, and then you put we put a picture out of you? And he was like that better. Not be my hair. Product, wasn't, I know, but the fact that he even wanted to make sure that everybody knew that it wasn't his? He's gonna look at that'd be like this is my look you know is. I mean. I mean as a compliment, if he's like actually saying that's my luck. Mike fuck. Yeah. I. Yeah. I mean it is like it's sad. But you do you do like wanna look like Dave? No. I don't. I mean you were like what hair product to you is I want to use it. Why, why would around asked everyone has a big cat, and I use big cats the most and then sneak into Dave's room at the Super Bowl, he's not going to do with Dave the fuck. That's not a sneak I say, what do you use, and he's like, it's in my bathroom, and I was like, can you come with me? So it's not weird that I want you to understand how this very much applies. You wanna look like someone if you're like asking, I just never had hair before. So I was like, all right. What does Dave us what does Dan us like, and then I interviewed Lucas g Lido in spring training. And I was like, well what the fuck do you use? You sexy motherfucker, and that I bought it and look. That's all well and good. If what you just did it with the wrong person as a fucking ass fast. Everyone and I bought everyone's shit. I bought Brett's shit dance shit and Dave's, and then I ended up asking Lucas, g Lido and that I've bought again all well and good. You just can't include Dave in that if you don't want it to be spun into something, I guess, I don't even think I used it. Like I, I think I maybe. My hair one time, but I never went out with this is not the most like chick thing in the world here. Like just what you stole. My look like bitch, stole, my local care because he was on Meeks. I was like, oh, yeah, it took me a while to get ready. And I was like, I usually just set two hours aside, 'cause I like Dubai hair. I'll take a break. I'll do my makeup. Don't take a break. That's so long where he doing. And I was like, well, how long does it take you an hour and a half? It doesn't take me an hour and a half to get ready. Like I give myself an hour and a half to like wake up every day. It's the same thing. A lot of bad like I'll lay there for a half an hour before I really have to. Once you start your process. How long does it take, like once I like get in the bathroom brush, my teeth shower and all that. Yeah. Forty five minutes. Still want it is. It's not because I got to like shave and then, like, all, like, here's my whole process. What you heard. What you wake you wake up take a piss brush my teeth shower. And then like all like shave like I'll shaven there with, like my face. And then I'll trim and I gotta blow dry. What do you say year and they're like, yeah, it's still takes time, like say. How long it takes to change my face time? Lion nicest straight. Okay. Yeah. Be careful with it. And then you blow dry you products. You get fucking. And by the way, I got a new pair of shoes on every goddamn day my feet, it takes forever to get my feet in the issues because it's like they're, they're tight as hell why do every day? I'm expansive nightmare every day, just give me flashbacks. He asked me what's what's Necas to by a couple of years ago. And I told him a pair any complaint. He couldn't tie them. He's like shoes don't tie the laces too fat. They didn't stay tie. You. Like, once I, I don't know. I double not them or something. You the only person I've ever met who just like I can't figure out that she shares. So the. No. You're not. Jared, you can't type God's with fucking bunny ears. I mean, no could you imagine? And if you were like dating Jared, what have you thought he was like the one and then you see him do bunny ears? I mean, I don't think I do bunny ears. Are you or do you not do you or do you not grab two loops and swoop? Find bunny ears. I mean, that's it's pretty easily defined thing. I don't know. I thought I time I shoot is just fine. I just stay tied God. Let's stay with you, man. Nothing big time wrong with you like what like us bunny ears tire shoes at thirty. That's what's wrong with never said that. I did you deny it. Yeah. But I mean I'm not I don't I don't. The problem is bunny. If I were to do that on what the problem is. I guess I shouldn't really be surprised. We should meet spreads with the pallet that Jared has, of course he's still ties shot. He's held. Terminal. What my godson eats Schroeder's good for you. What do you think the worst date imaginable is that's within reason we're match wing? Did you ever been? Guy took me to go bell. And I said, worst not bad now, but he like ordered this meal, and he was like, oh, I get a free taco. That's yours. And like that was, yeah. She ordered whole show talked you go hard talking. That was just in college. Yes. Damn a little more reasonable costs. No, no. At least, like, okay, don't order your girl. She's eager to you in Iran, there, eighty nine cents pro get her a couple Pokka. So what are we doing Taco Bell is bottom? I love Taco Bell. But I would never take girl. Get me like something. Yeah. Yeah. First of all, probably just avoid take it. You want to go to Mexican go to a nice restaurant. But if you're going to go to Taco Bell at least get her something right here. What was your worst? I was a first date, like we had, like hung out like at, like bars and stuff. It was like a first date, and I walked in and his family was there. Oh, yeah. Plans like here's my mom and dad. Yeah. Brothers and sisters. How old for you? I was twenty one what the fuck happened. She went on a first date, and like walk into the restaurant like here's my family. It was a row around a holiday. I think it was around eastern explainable though. Was it like or he planned our everyone come here to me? Casey leaving. I actually think that sometimes meeting meeting, the family gets, like blown out of proportion. Like when I first met on a date like well it was like early on. And she was, I was like, yeah, you wanna like hang out and go to the bar, and she was like, yeah, but I told my parents, I was going to meet them for dinner like it just kind of, like, kind of coincided. And I wasn't going to be like no early. I was like, all right. I'll say what's up to your parents or wasn't like I'm going to ask for your hand in marriage. Then, and so we had, like, really only hung out like maybe a couple of times, and I met her parents, but it wasn't like I'm meeting the parents sort of thing around here around now. That sounds. That sounds extreme about it was it also Sater first time hanging out the first day it was definitely not the first time we had hung out. Okay. Yeah. But there was some sort of miscommunication, because he, I think it was kind of the same situation. It was like, okay, he probably I say, said it was around Easter. So maybe he said, okay, I'll go out to dinner with my family, but then he also asked me out to dinner and his mind like, well, I'll just combine them. That just was not disclosed to me. No. That's all like, hey, we're on the way to dinner, by the way, like my brother sister, mom and dad are also going to be there and like how far like what is the proximity that we're talking at the same table? What? Yes, that's ridiculous. That's not even a date. That's just like, hey, by the way, we are. It's like, oh, there's my family and he had only five. He was like, oh, by the way, this is Casey. You can tell you, my girlfriend or now. That's all it's so nice to meet you heard someone about you don't ever just like, oh, it's nice to meet you family. It was a strange strange. Encounter. Was there a second date was that they're actually wasn't it? Yeah. That bad. No ice. Family was great. I wanna to move he's like, oh as soon as they meet the family family. I also package. I also just like all right. Like, what am I going to do sit here and be a bitch like I'm obviously going to have a good time, but it was not. I mean you can't do that. No, you can't. And I feel like out of long later. He was like I forgot to explain this to you. And I was like, oh, yes. That's a big time forgot mine, like first time hanging out meeting, the parents and or family problem with that as part of it. But like. Back mirrors time a hang out, and it's a date, and it's with your family. It's like how am I know? Like how am I supposed to be like that weird burden on not? But definitely I mean Taco Bell day it was going to be the worst page. But that's weird. That's what if it was out of the Taco Bell. You think you'll eat fast is free taco. Oh, well, that's cool. That's cool. You ordered all his food, and it was like, oh, without, you also get a free taco and here you go. Yeah. I mean, I've already talked about the ravioli date. Yeah. What was that? I went on a date with a girl, and we went to a place like an Italian place. And like I love raviolis house, very hungry. And I was like, I bet I can eat all these raviolis and like under like ninety seconds. Oh, I did I cleared. They'll have any like roughly. This is like a full plate is like a meal where you like, hold on, like all the tomatoes out of the way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. While you're doing this like cheer you on? No. She was just like watching it hard. He was like this is the word. Yeah. Now she's married now, but yeah, not not too. Sure is not, not to me. So like you finish. The Brad Bulis didn't think barb. I picturing put the napkin in your shirt to ready to white good faith, and then you're just like so what do you do for a living? The number one thing that the girls hate not every girl. But a lot of girls, they don't like to eat in front of guys and they definitely don't like to eat alone in front of guys. And I created both of those scenarios. So so you were done as done. Nothing gone down with my handful. How old are you? This is two thousand and eleven so God, Tony too old still too old. Yeah. God, you wear the worst. Yeah. It was awesome. I loved it. It was awesome. Asam man awesome time. I don't even know what I would do in that scenario because I don't care about eating in front of guys. I don't know if I've ever sat a date with somebody that I'm not seriously. Dating eating alone. Like I don't think I'd be able to do that, like Syria. I've eaten in front of like my boyfriend alone, a million times. But, like was it a first date that stuff gets weird? I feel like people get weird about like, are you going to drink or not should, I drink or not? I don't wanna be the only one drinking. And it'll be the only one eating I get it. It's all we're order for you. Oh. That is so weird. I have never once considered doing that. And I think that is like on a year, either, like your old old school thing or your douche where you're sharing. So, I think or I can imagine if I was like, like my took you to a very unique spot that I knew and you didn't. And I was just like a conversation. Here's here's our words. He's like I got this is family style. Or like let me, you know get this with the special whatever, but even then I think I would recommend it to you. And then, like you can say it if you want, if you were like, hey, I recommend this seemed like why don't you just order for me, that's way different than just, I'm just show have show, the hard taco? Have you seen waiting? We've talked about this, the Ryan Reynolds movie where the guy sits out, and he's like, oh, have a Jack Daniels, and he was like, she'll have a water. Well, it's our anniversary. Give her coke. I saw a bid on Instagram Wednesday. When Whitney Cummings posted, it, she was on a date, and the waiter came and gave the Bill to the guy just like, you know, automatically gender roles and he like took it and like, like, thank you. My good man. And then it was like, slid it over to her, because she was the one paying she was like fuck that, like, I'll pay the Bill, but you don't get to take it from the waiter and make it look like you're the ones. Yeah. The credit you don't get credit for paying for it. If you're gonna ride my fucking amount right else, I get down with that. I like that. I think all the all the girls get offended by that or is it still like flattering like pays for things. I like when guys pay for things. Yeah. And I was so broke, I would just go on for like both of you are like successor live women like tries to pay for you. You like no, I make my own money. I'm good dude. I mean I will not let somebody pay for every single thing of mine. I will offer back. I can I can I think that's something that's still pretty much standard. Yeah. And it's like I also like, I'm not saying if I went out with her, I was like, I know she can pay for dinner. I'm not saying you broke it's still. It's just there Alecos. Yeah. I would never be offended if. Yeah. Go. It works. All right. Let's let's call it a day chicks. The officer up next page. Thank you for coming by make sure you follow page on all social media watch golf thing, and modeling and all their funny pretty stuff, and we'll be back same time same place tomorrow for a Friday this of c c k. There are certain times where, you know, we're gonna start the show and it's like what are we talking about today, and we're just gonna kinda, basically was just kind of wing it. And sometimes there's a lot going on. Sometimes we're just going to pick a couple of topics here or there. But the top of the show is often very much like on a whim. But I just said to tweet right now. I said you're going to want to tune into c- CK, right? Off the top right off the top of the show, because we're doing a little storytime here we go. We're going to do a little letter reading, because, because the love letter has arrived, and let me tell you something. It yeah. It is something you can't call that. A love letter not call. What I received in the mail today. A love letter. Casey, is it a letter is a letter. Yes. Is it written by someone who is in love with you? I don't know. I thought you just because he's a fucking creep doesn't mean he's not alone. This, you could call creep letter gross ladder, a creepy love hunter. I just preface before you read this that ebony brought it over to my desk. So I told her yesterday, I said, hey, there is supposed to be a letter coming. It's this whole stick that we've been doing on K for a little bit. If it comes like, please make sure that he bring it to me, as soon as you see it. So it doesn't get lost in the mix. Whatever she comes over. She hands it to me. I open it. I read halfway through hundred hand into Frankie. I'm Mike Frankie. I can't read this. Can you read it Frankie gets halfway through? It can't read it hands it off. And it gets all the way around everybody at the desks. And I don't know if anybody got all the way through it the first time through well Cuba's already on the line. Well about shooting me, call up at one one o'clock on the dot so he's and you know what? Keebler you're gonna sit right there for a little while. So fuck Keebler like half the letter was like shitting. I know what the fuck do that. Well, that's seems to be a theme here, by the way, everyone thinks they have to go through me to get Casey. I'm just the one that saying, hey, you need to have, like a certain set of standards before I would approve of it, and the to either like the bomb like or pimp, you're like, well, let's calm down here, but I have said on the record multiple times the two of you when it comes to content for these love letters, these poems wherever the two of you have to be involved. Yes. Because I'm not going to go on. On some unsolicited date by myself. So I understand that they have to get through you guys. But the shitting on both of you is gonna make me happier. They should on Jaren. Funny way they should on me and like very rude, personally. I like love both of you. Why would they want? Why would they want to go after you to my heart? That's just not going to work. So, so. In case you haven't been listening in the past couple months. This has been going on for a while a couple of guys have called in hitting on Casey, asking to take her out. Casey said, why don't you write me, a old school love letter? This is the first guy to ever actually follow through on the handwritten. Now I got those Valentine's Day Valentine's Day cards where where it started. There was some sex dungeon talks. This is just been a running theme for a while. But this little creep Keebler, who's four foot. Eleven has seen him before. Do we know what he looks like, well Rio winters and scream earlier? Oh, yeah. Definitely. Need to know what he looks like so that he can actually do that right now? Just so I can kind of have not, what's it called last FM or some shit last asked FM radio last FM radio? This guy is I guarantee his Instagram's gonna go private or be deleted any moment, because once the people here, your letter, my friend. I would also like it on record. I didn't know if we should even read this on the air, Casey, actually said that. Oh my God. You see this chest tattoo. Oh God like a gigantic, like bald eagle on his chest. Oh, no KC. Now, I will say this. I haven't looked at the Instagram rea-. This kid has a light is give him that picture with the girl. So he's talked to looks like hillbilly. She looks like he looks like he's trying to be on the bachelor, but he's from like Kentucky. Nice color is yeah. He does. I haven't looked at the Instagram at Rio. He has a chest tattoo that is like a gigantic like bald eagle or something like that. He's kind of got, like a faux hawk thing, going, which makes me want to kill them. Here's here's him in a fucking, bow tie, like like a weirdo. But, but overall overall on the binary scale of like ugly, or good looking guy, trends, more towards good-looking. He's not like he's not like a creature. No, no, no, no, no. Now. He's he's four foot ten confirmed Freeman species. Right. So, so just just as you had this in mind, it's not like he's like a five hundred pounds slob or like you know, he's got like no teeth or something like that. Like he's an actual human beings. He's four foot nine but he's like normal looking look. Well, you just hold on wait to see if he's normal. Well, normal looking I said, now, this is the letter which Evan waiting for you gonna edit some of that. I think I'm the only thing is, is you take a vote what and you guys behind the glass can do this as well. What she should raise your hand if you think I should read this verbatim everybody. For me every. Say again, before we get to this, there was, I watched every person that read this note, and I knew exactly what point that they were getting say, we're going to get you. I was going to say everyone's raising their hands. Go idea, a couple of words here where you're going to get into heaven, Kevin literally just said, all right. Everyone who's present that can hear this put your hand up if you want me to read this in a look like the people in the control room or doing the wave. But again, I could edit this a little bit. But everyone, I just want everyone to realize if you're tuning in right now, if I have been told to read this verbatim, and I'm not I'm not gonna be happy about saying, these some of these words, let's begin maybe can I get some music? Yeah, it gets in. We knew some, some soft like, romantic Jordan. Here's my concern. Is that if somebody tunes into, and there's no music that they're going to think that you're just talking this way. And I can't have that, like, I can't have you talking to me that way without people understanding, I might have periodic pauses, where I say, again, these are not my words, this keyboards words because if you tune in, in the middle of it, and you think that this is just my love letter to Casey or Milo, Leonard, anybody that you would wanna throw me in jail this, right? Here is pre crime. I feel like I'm going to have to deliver this to the authorities after this up there, where people I'm not going to name names to, because I don't want to throw them under the bus out there that were legitimately telling me that I needed to ask for high. They were there. We need to hire Casey a security guard three s a music. Let's okay. For a couple of years, the only girls that caught my eye barstool were Fran. Kate RIA, and E then one day listening to KFC and Jared, I hear the most amazing voice in my life. This woman sounds like she smokes a pack a day, and won't stop talking about Texas. I resent that line, by the way, I don't think the Casey sounds like no. And also, even if you did not a great star for a love letter. Now, thank you. I had to find out if KFC brought an ugly girl onto his show because he would probably try to fuck any hot chick in the office. When you when you finally said, your name, I jumped Instagram to find the most fuck -able girl. I have ever seen every photo on your. I g makes my dick tickle not even tingled tickle like that sounds like an S your dick should not tickle it should tingle. Maybe you're a lover of sports wearing that. Oh my God. She's wearing is wearing headdress. Yeah, you're a lover of sports wearing that tight red dress and the fact that you're a lover of the aggies lets me know. No, you're pretty easy. I started writing this on. Yeah. He's not great so far. I started writing this on paper, but every time I got done with the first paragraph. My handwriting would get progressively worse, mainly because you're I g would make me want to touch myself and my hands would start to shake. I say your name over and over again for inspiration, just saying your name makes my nipples go hard. KC K, A, Y C. It isn't spelled normally it's actually spelled like the runner up to a trailer park, beauty Queen contest, still saying your name makes me think of the most beautiful things in life the Grand Canyon the rocky mountains. And of course, your eyes, those eyes have seen so much, you survive cancer, progress in your career and have probably taken fifty seven Dicks to the face. I know once you see me all of that audio or by the way, all of that will be forgotten. You said to me that you were five eight and that you quote never go. Oh for someone shorter than you. If you live by that rule, you'll never find true happiness. I can give you more than you ever imagined. I promise every girl, I give my heart to the same thing. These are the three things he promises one I will eat you out every morning not caring if it's a little yeast. Ye Steve, but that would breeze. Kevin, I'll just spit on that bitch, and go to town. Number two, I will never flirt with another girl, so you don't have to worry about me. Pulling a KFC number three. I will never be douche. Let's be honest, no one needs to act like Jared's if you're looking for money, clean shot, I don't have it. You're looking for communication. I listened to your podcast all day. I don't want to hear your voice when I get home. If you need someone to trust I'll lie about how I didn't check out L E in the elevator. Don't focus on what I can't give you though, focus on what I can sex and lots of it. You'll always be the most beautiful woman in the room. You'll always bring a smile to my face. And I'll always go to bed thinking about you, unless France Francis this and lights, which he here's, I'll wrap this letter up with a quote, everything's bigger in Texas that stands, very true. Just by looking at you, your heart, your smile your generosity and asks, you will always be the love of my life. And even if you don't find this letter to open your heart to me, we can always agree. On one thing. Fuck. Jared, yours truly the shortest manual ever love Keebler. I just want to say everybody behind this glass, I turned around at that exact moment, when I knew they were gonna react, I think all of them were like damn. I wish you would've added. He's looking at your brother. I now upset yeasty. Yeah. That's a little yeast in action. Okay. Let's stop yeast. That's all that's definitely a line that he's probably used before. I feel like that's not something that you creatively, come up with and also sounds like some direct experience of you just spit on it. And like, yeah, that sounds like someone who was dealt with. China. Honestly, don't wanna talk about that's fine. I guess what we are. No, no better. But I don't wanna hear that word one more time down on you. Even when it's east e- every morning is it looks commit a leather couch is he is a he's a go getter. I mean he's four foot eight and it'll eat you realize. What, what's the real height? He's four foot ten now these five three. It doesn't matter if you're below five, you might as well be five four no this guy could be six five. This guy's a fucking. It just doesn't matter ultimate creep early job, you wrote you that letter. How would you feel Leonardo DiCaprio would never write me a letter? What if he did that what if he wrote that exactly if Leo said he would eat your UCD pushed she'd be like oh, yeah. Does it all? I just can't fathom Leonardo DiCaprio, how romantic he is in movies that he would ever write something like that. But the before you even get to that rule like Kevin pointed out there was like so many insult yet used, you took Fifty-seven Dicks to the face. You sound like you'd smoke a pack a daily talk about Texas, which is just false, your CB. What does that even mean got a big ass? And it sounds I mean, I'll take that sounds like he wants to fuck Elian Fran over, you keep mentioning them. Fran. Read that. And goes I wish my name was not in this. She was I really talked about that. Check out Elian the elevator. The only girls I caught his eye Frank. Adria L E the what he really did was put himself completely in a corner, because if he just freaked me out everyone like, oh my God. But then now he's also freaked out all the other girls, mentioning them in the letter, which, again is not a good tactic. Now, if you want to put a face to this, by the way, again, going and Ceram before he makes a private because I'm sure you already has last FM radio. Ray the second letter that I got like the little like caveat. Sorry, this took so long as you can tell my handwriting is awful. So I typed it up, if you like it, you have to follow me on I g last FM radio. He is, by the way, he also put his address on them bullet which is a wild man. That's like the scene in. Seven when the dude just walks into the police station. Comfortable. Thank you, just walk by and saw you holding. The letter goes. Everybody that's walked by that sees Kevin holding these two piece of paper. But you can't believe most of it is insulting to you. The only thing that is objectively like grossed out is the salon. I mean it's all creepy. Don't get me wrong. But I'm saying the only thing that makes you really you really drawing the line at yeast, these days ceases, a pretty tough one. I like UCF Jain is about the grossest thing I can think of end to put that in a love letter that's been hyped up for two months. He's trying to say that he'll love you. No matter what to look at the underlying message. He'll fit on that bitch, and go to town. He insulted, basically, my entire life. Yep. Well, I mean you said that you sound your name the benefit of the trail. Fifty seven Dick's. Yeah. I mean he went he went low on that you want conservative their castles. He went conservative. Maybe like, you know her senior year. God maybe yacht week. That. So I mean show we talked to him, I don't know. I feel like maybe this one of those, this is one of those things where again, I, I get mad at Jared on a daily basis, I talked to you, Kevin. But in reality, like YouTube are kind of the gatekeepers of this. I think he needs to talk to the two of you. I think he needs to hear from the two of you. Where if you guys give the green light to talk to me that you want to send you want to step out for a second. Yes. Why don't you wanna hear it? And I don't want to Jared. We'll talk to Casey. Now, are we going to talk to him as if talked to Cuba? We're going to talk to him as if we're like older brothers for. We're gonna talk to them like we're buds Kayla's try to get this check the Faulk you. There should be out. Good comeback. I feel like all right. Which one do you wanna do you be like, the, let's fuck grow? And I'll be the older brother, sort of thing. Okay. Okay. Keebler from Tampa. You creepy scumbag what's going on? I don't know why you're laughing laughing. All right. Hold up more. Everyone freaks out on me. I had two options here. I could write that love letter. Traditionally may get hundred felt and go from there, or I can make it the most memorable thing possible, and just go comedy central roast on and get everybody involved that way. No one will forget it. So I went that route well that you should have written to be like, read this one first, and then how it'd be like, oh my God. That's so adorable. It'd be like, read this one second, and it's not one or a true words, Smith can come up with a way to kind of capture. Both you don't be a complete fucking weirdo creep talking about yeast. But you still are clever. Funny enough to, to full. Very beautiful, like the Rockies and the Grand Canyon. Yeah. You did say that definitely. I again, I would take the over on the fifty seven. Dick's, but when you're talking about Casey, in this letter, I do think that you brought up the other like you might have had a shot if you like made her laugh with the even with the creepy nece, but if you were to rank on hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I mean, you did say she's easy if you went through the power rankings friend, Ellie and Casey. And then you also mentioned RIA, there any other that you mentioned Fran Kate rea- Ellie, okay? Power rank those girls Casey's still your number one or is Casey. I don't even I can't even use the word still because the sound me to rank every girl in the office now. No, no. Don't don't wear it on. Where does she just sounds like he's, he's not the top omit the other names, whereas Casey? Do things the coolest one. I know it probably what else has been. Yeah. I love I love cake. But you didn't see if she's number one or not. That just sounds like you don't like her. Yeah. That sounds like like you're a manager. Baseball team in the we're we're asking you if the pitcher is going to stay in the rotation like well we'll figure it out. You just said, she's cool. Yeah. That's like, when you know when you say like a factor was cute. I know for a fact. I know my short half, I know perfect. It would never happen, she's cool. She's hot to tell if I got opportunity. Absolutely. But that would I would never have our end. Did you think this was going to give you a shot? No. I just wanted to make everyone laugh the wrath off. Well, it made everyone you creeped. Everyone's ass out. How about that, man? Help do that. I remember calls. Well, you know, some people subscribed to the idea, there's no such thing as bad publicity. I don't know about that. Man. I don't know about that. I think if you're, I think if you're the little midget, he talks about east pussy, that's not the publicity want answer Kevin's question from before we brought you on. Have you had experience with, like where what was the inspiration for that line? Have you dealt with the pussy before? No, I was going for shock and on that one. And I would just like what is the nastiest thing I could come up with and that was it? Okay. Do you wanna talk to your girl? I mean we can. Absolutely, okay. Can you come back in, please? So Keebler has as has backtracked on pretty much everything and is saying while I was just trying to be funny. I was just going for shock and awe. I knew I didn't have a chance with her to begin with. So I was just going to try to make people as many people laugh as I possibly could are you does that change your opinion or your thought about this letter at all? Casey. I don't know. I mean yeah some of the parts are really funny. Obviously he said you've ever dealt with the vagina, he was just going for shock and awe. And that he you know, he the only reason he mentioned other girls because he thinks you're just so unattainable. But what about all the insults, where those come from? Going for more like I was watching comedy, central roasts that night, and I was going for like a basically a roast of everybody. So basically roasting you at the same time, which I thought was a good touch in my opinion. Yeah, usually what I'm trying to fuck. Somebody added roast their whole life. Okay. All right. So you're seeing I had a chance eighteen gonna go ahead and save that. I'm just saying that you hype this up as if you thought you how to chance. And in my opinion, I was like, well, let's see if this guy is what can Shakespeare with a love letter in. I've always been told if you can make a woman laugh, I didn't laugh there was. No. There was no lab. That's where I think you have grossly. Miscalculated ways brought this letter up to me and she put it on the table in front of me. And I thought I didn't know it was a letter. I thought she was like, presenting me like a five million dollar lawsuit. I just want to also let you know, because now the this out in the open that I didn't find it funny, not one barstool employees looked at that, and even kind of cracked, it was all all discussed was not one and I'm talking about, and I'm not even talking. Well, I'm not even talking about just the girls because the girls didn't even read it till later. I'm talking about every single content mail that has picked it up that usually talks pretty gross did not even crack a smile when they read it. Keebler Naina smile. I only laughed when, when I got to the tight readdress park because you I got golly wearing tight right Prescott that is just stunning timing. Yeah, I laughed at that. I got a chuckle out of the fifty seven. Thanks, because I was like, who that was the funny that if any part, I could look at them like that was funny. That was funny. But again, it's not like this guy. That's so sweet to cases only taking thousand just that got him. But yeah, no, I don't think that you maybe laugh at all or anybody else. I apologize festivus out with every girl that I've known, and they all laughed and said in that right now. It's Larry, that's why I swear, honestly, I think you're just missing out on who I am as a person. So I think I need to redo that. Listen. We are done, bro. You have made me laugh on air like the call that you had about your boss, and being whipped, and all that, that was really funny. I think that you might have tried a little bit too hard in this, and I don't know what girls are laughing at Ye see vagina, and I'll spit on that bitch, and go to town, but they are not the same Cal Amy Schumer die. That's minds that funny. I really don't that made everybody cringe instead, did you at least come to the conclusion that you will never ever, forget about that letter? Now he's got you. Pussy there. That's like the give the dude on the bench and was just like. Yeah, that's. The most people don't forget like the serial killers. Try to kill him on a daily basis. But I mean you know, he's clearly subscribes to the no such thing as bad publicity. And I think maybe sometimes there is a yeah, well, I'm now concerned about all these girlfriends that have read over this letter, like, who were they date, when he says, girlfriends means bodies in the freezer. These are the voices that talked to him that he is. He's got chopped up at the base for rea- watch by when I was outside. And she's I honestly cannot believe that anybody thought that letter should be read on air. I Kevin read it. I don't know. Oh, no. It definitely needs to be read on air. I can't believe that someone send it, you don't receive a letter like that with a recurring caller, and then does not. But see the other love letters that I blog and stuff, they're usually tame enough and funny enough. Like I roasted that guy that wanted to take me to coffee, the guy that called in with the poem yesterday. But I you can't put that on the blog, like you can physical. Why would I want that on the blog Kevin's going to block it? Yeah. Tony. Okay. I'm not I'm blogging. Nobody Kevin you should absolutely actually able or have you can maybe send me the electron file. So I can cut and paste it. I don't want to type this. So go ahead and just forward I went over there, also remain. Email. You just send it over KFC parcel, sports dot com. You also might wanna start like your run from the law because you sent the authorities there. So you are now if you the. So you have, like a five minute headstart? Just go ahead and best of luck while you're on the run. I appreciate a guys and Casey, I want you to know deep down. I really did love you. Make you laugh. Thank you. Outta here you in grief. Joe? Wow. Let's let's hear from the people on the love letter here. Eric from Philly. What do you got on Shakespeare over there? Once I've everyone, I mean, that was the most disappointing weight of two months, I've ever I could imagine. That was beyond creepy was only funny because of how you delivered it. I almost crashed my car when the cab that was listen. I mean I can't say it's disappointing because it no it's winning. It was disappointing from, like romance on that. I'll just run on saying the payoff of it being the absolute worst thing is the is the entertainment, like I think. This is not a good way Jarrett. I wit here I wish you just had the rock like, like piped up for him. You have you know what I mean? You read a letter, but it does. Put forward noon of champlin Smith. Want to call? Call Greg from Ohio, and you got on. Oh, oh, I don't know if I thought that that was great. I think we're going to dub this letter gate, correct. Yeah. Why not a gate on Eastgate? Yeah. Yeah. No. So this week, we've had. Spain for you. East. We can do the wicked witch of the yeast. You haven't. Been drinking today. What's wrong? Line. I like it. I like the wicked witch of the east. He's Eastern Conference all stars the Easter bunny. Jerry takes the cake. I'm gonna hang up. And listen, that's actually from now on. He was dubbed Keebler because he's a midget. He's gonna the Easter bunny is real special. The Easter bunny. You know, you know, he's got he's got a radio show or something. There's there's, there's a lot of self serving bullshit in their years. Probably just trying to like be memorable or whatever. But to. To ever do that. Like, like even a lot, a lot of people do whatever they can to get the attention of people at barstool and get their blogging or get their call in brought in a fucking Wallaby. Right. But, but, but even that, even if I was desperate, if you wanna get out of my cube job, and this, was my dream and all that. I don't think I would ever go this route. I just don't think I would say east, I think the. It was it was going to land on one side of the spectrum or the other. Yeah. No one was going to be like, right. Right. Right. I just the try hard humor for me is is just some of the worst that's exactly outlets. Like fifty seven Dick's and all that shit is just like. You try to watch. Yeah. I, I think it would have been funny, if it was like a genuine like creepy love letter that wasn't. Yeah. Imagining implicit, imagine if he was just like a really like your company or not to treat you. Well, the guy who called in yesterday with the palm about being married, that was really funny that you can definitely make fun of me that guy actually did a good job, you can make fun of me like I'm not asking for you to like shower me with compliments but like you can make fun of being away. That's not like I'm roasting your whole life end by lamb and discussing human Fran just accused. Kevin did you see what she said? What would you say? She said that if I get murdered, it's on you and she waiting over, and over like it happened. You Kevin Clancy was not make this about you Fran Easter bunny. Keep it moving France, not about France, everybody, that's walking by with seeing you at the paper is just a little concern for my Welby that I'll tell you what I don't know what company work at anymore because I what I can't read a love letter. And I don't talk about snatch now. Now, my barstool man, you didn't to be. You didn't talk about snatch you just repeated as repeated that boy, this place is up in arms over little little fucking love letter, cheesy school rice, lips stool over parts. Whereas I wonder if we can get a deadspin spider has the most ill-fitting on ever seen in my life. Donald going on right now barstool. So Frankie Bo rally has officially he's officially about to move on to greener. Pastures is not from Barcelona from Dave's life. He's going to be, you know, he's, he's been doing a lot more for four play and it's exploding and is going to doing a great job, and it's time for Frankie to blossom as the third full member of four play, which he has been for like two years now. But Dave, you know, he's, he's been more known as Dave's pizza guy, and all that shit. So it's time for him to get credit of his own. And so he's moving on. And so now David's replacement this is what they've does he, he had Hank had Frankie, and now he's got to have a new guy, and there are a select few that have been chosen to be like the finalists, and I think borstal radio actually put up a. Poll pole. So even know how this is a question to be completely honest. So the finalists seemed to be. Dana spider jet ski and then the poll, I saw through. Tyler o'day in there, which I don't know if that was a joke or Wyoming. Dave hates Tyler, yeah. That's so that, that can't be hit him. So Dana is really Dana jetski and spider spider now. Dana has all of the video experience. He makes the parcel documentary. He's worked with mix tape and PMT. He can edit videos and create videos, which is kind of the crux of pizza reviews, no to shoot an edit them. But I heard as I heard jetski ran up in the office and gave like an impact, like a passionate speech about how he is taught himself how to edit and create and produce and that he was, like, you know, this intern who then jumped on the breakfast crew. And he's been editing the blog and the and the show and working with them. An apparently Tommy was like imprint what jets gay headphones in because he's offering to his his wrap. That's the whole. That's, that's what people are going after him for it. That's the knock on jet skis that he only cares about his music career. I mean, I think he can. I think. Yeah, you can work. I agree to both. But that's what people keep doing it on the bus for. So you're, you're down to the finalists here to be Dave's. New right hand man. And I was just saying, like if you know, Dana has the huge edge right now in video, editing and production, but as I understand, Tommy said that you ran up in dean's office, and gave a very passionate speech, that was really persuading. Yeah, I would say Dan, definitely has more long-term experienced, but within the last, like four months, I mean, I had never edited anything and then the breakfast shows like we wanted to log right started doing that kind of, told myself in the flower, we want to do an after show, we wanted to do all these different like one off thing. So I kind of pick my hands up. Pity camera to my hands four months ago. And I'm putting out like the revision does every week I think they're pretty solid. So as far as that's concerned, like with pizza review, editing. I don't think it would be something that I couldn't do. That's interesting because pizza review editing is one of the more basic idea if dad some some graphics and not to minimize what Dave and Frankie do. But as far as the technical requirements, you like piece things together. It's more that it's a daily thing. Everyday gotta be on your toes, kind of be Dave guy. I think it's more than just editing. It's also kind of being personable around so. Celebrities and haven't had a lot of high profile guys. But we get some big names on the breakfast show. And I'm always talking to people bringing them at the office. I'm not very nervous in that regard. So I think it's my definitely do interesting. So the logistic standpoint because I was worthy knock on Dana. Is that Dana is bad with Gina planet said, I'm not good. It's not my strong suit would just kind of big for the guy who travels and moves and gambles invites and flies and all that shit constantly trying to find new locations to go to yes. Like it's all logistical, we'll for the better part of a year as far as, like time management, I've been able to get in for a morning show from coming from Long Island that starts, basically, essentially, at six thirty to set everything up. So, I think time management, I'm pretty good there. And like, logistically, I help out with as far as booking guests anything we do offsite. So I think I'm pretty good there as well work a nap in here, and there, and your time means Israel. The Naff sir here here and there. But the thing about Frankie Borelli does have some sort of intangible, Frankie nece that really does work with Dave like like he, he when he was filming dead-leg 's at the Super Bowl and the guys are like screaming at him. Frankie just like laughs at off. You just like you. I'm allowed to film this, like I don't care. He's very confident in that he sticks to his guns, and I don't know whether that's just like, well, I have to be like a half to put on this front because Dave will eat me alive. If don't or if it actually comes natural. But he is very just like cool, calm and collected because you're going to get yelled at you're gonna be around important people. You're probably going to get like arrested. At some point, you gotta deal with the blue brigade. All that shit. It is. It's a lot more about being able to like keep your cool kinda which I feel like you can do. Yeah, I definitely can do that. And I think it's also like being around Dave, you're kinda got you're kind of going to know when he's on like when he's going to do something hilarious. You gotta have your phone out and ready, like adding that's something I'm kinda always have keanae for when something's going to maybe pop off a little bit. Hence. Dancing with a fucking forty five year old woman, making make sure my friends, a quarter, like I know what's going to play on social and stuff. And I think I was. It was good. I didn't realize you were though. I thought no so she was bouncing around to, like all my friends, what was that Flynn's and firearm, which is like, basically seaside of fire or like all the we'd go, and it's a lot of fun. But it's a lot of testosterone and a lot of divorce as kind of running throwing their shit around. So I don't know she was kind of hopping around to all my friends, and then she came over my way. And I was like this is this is I'm gonna go with this little, I didn't make out though. She was making like three guys before. That was good way to catch cold sore. And I guess apparently the knock is that what you're to you're to focus on your career, to be Dave guy? I guess, dad Dana was saying that I'm all for myself and all trying to profit off of so you guys are sewer each other. Now, I wasn't doing I went in and pitched myself and then Dana was just like, oh, he wants to all he wants to use it for rat fame. There's no doubt like one working at Arcelor. If I was to be Dave guy like it would help me like musically, but just as it is already, I'm doing music on the side when I'm home. It doesn't take away. I'm not taking off from work to go to anything like that. Like this comes first as my actual job. So I don't really see how that could come into play anything. It'd be like, champagne problem. So we just hope they were suing each other. I heard you weren't, but Dana and spider, or Jessica personal like personal attacks. And then Dana start during Gaz onto the bus guys wasn't there. He started. Suturing Gaz was like I'm the only one that works on the documentary gadgets, fucking scrolls through Instagram. And I was like, you know, this is going to get sued for personal Dame's just sitting there loving, like the look on his face was just pure, and this is like his version of the bachelor. It's like instead of like girl. Fighting over for love. It's guys fighting over attention. It seems like nobody has is concerned about spider. I feel like you'd stay and you talk about each other, but his mitre a worry spider in my opinion has that Frankie, like, kind of, gene, where it's like he's calm. Cool collective under pressure can kind of handle any situation. I guess the biggest knock with him would be like the video production shit. He's never edited a video. Yeah. I don't know. Those spiderlike has videos of when he was in college and shit. And he was like doing little like one off, like YouTube video. So I'm sure he probably if you threw some shitting in premier for him he could edit it up. So I don't know. I'm definitely wouldn't count out spider out of it because because I know type of guy Dan is he's a fucking grinder. He's a hard worker, and always make the best of a situation, an logistically. I mean he has to deal with that stuff right now he is banned dramatically, and be right now, though. So that's tough. And he also fucked up field day. Disagree? Well, I'll tell you why is he didn't? But you did a great job. Of course. You think Pat? The poll is online that had Tyler o'day in there. That was a joke thing that was a Jessica, it's wants to make sure those taking with some of my vote so fucking if you're out there vote for me, don't vote for Tyler is it going going by votes or he's going to make, you know what he said, is there might be some type of like there's going to be I mean, he's gonna try this con- like almost like a tryout, I would imagine like some type of academic decathlon shit where it's like you gotta do pizza review form, do some type of physical activity will trigger book something for him. I don't know would love for this attorney into some sort of like tournament. It yeah. We're going to have to find a pizza place that he's never been to do is, maybe ask, Frankie, for some footage of an old pizza review and you re cut it and show him like this, I got something going then about to show about later today that he'll, I think he'll, like very much a different piece of content pizza review center that we do not have currently what a story I was surprised when I went when I heard your name in there anything you're capable of it. But it just I didn't think that you were in that, that you had the breakfast thing going, and I just didn't think you were on like Dave's radar. You know, I think it is, I think he thinks jetski can help them. Be cool earning, but I just think he not answering is only let it is help them hit maybe a different crowd. Maybe a little more ethnic, maybe more urban. He's like, oh, if I take jet ski to this, like, Atlantic City party like jetskis, cool, he's going to make me look cool. I mean I don't know at the same time though I could see David thinking that you're not cool. Dave doesn't think anybody's cool, except for like Caleb. Yeah. It's true. Well, I don't know. I think you might think that I'm fairly he thinks he said he thought it was a weirdo, but I think he thinks them. So I'm not trying to, like, whatever. Yeah. But there is some elements that's like you know, spider. You know, you bring spider, some of these events these parties. Like I said he's walking around the worst fitting suit of ever seen in my life, but he also doesn't care. So like when we're waiting in lines and like Atlanta, Minnesota, he just walked to say, you got some big people coming up, and like he has like he just when he was like trying to break up fights and rough and rowdy, you put people in head locks or getting putting headlock. Yeah. He's he has. No fear. That's for certain projects confidence. That goes along with he's the spider. All right. It's going to be an interesting, an interesting showdown here, free jetski. Thank you. I appreciate that. So go vote and keep your eye on. And I'm sure there will be a full blown like sponsored, you know, video of for sure, I can't wait for that, like I'm here for the competition really to the death. I mean all three of them were in his office with obvious this still seems cameras and stuff around, and they were just yelling at each other. Like just sitting burns like loving, for sure. I'll be honest. I, I knew the jet ski had been editing blogs and stuff. I thought Dana was kind of the shoe in for it because Dana is already been doing the pizza reviews like he did the one with Lindsey Vonn when he the one with her. So he obviously shot the documentary. But jetski just put together a very nice little speech. Well. That I think. I mean that was pretty good about it like in, you know, Frank you probably would never tell you. But it can't be that can't be the complicated. Instead. It's more Frankie has said and he was telling me about their it's more about, like just always having to be available. Yes. Like just Dave will be buckling. Why he was telling me at the, the. At the Stanley Cup and the other night like why was doing a few things up on the glass all the blues came up to him and, like we're hype them up, and like there was nobody capturing it, and Frankie had the camera rolling on day, one hundred percent of or rolling on them. One hundred hundred times he just knows that like you can't you're never there to just watch the game. You're never there to just hang out. You're always always filming. Like when we would go on the road for the college football show. Frankie produces the entire show. So he's not just date like he produces everything it's the graphics directs at all. And then as soon as it's done has a camera on Dave. So it's like he can't even do like never stops. Never stops. It's like he has to put together this massive, we've hired external people for shows like that before, and they produce it like you're supposed to produce like an EMMY award winning sports show. And it's like no, no, you're actually supposed to be filming like the fat guy over there while Dave talks to him, or whatever it may be like, it's, it's a totally different. That's why Blattman like killed it because he has that experience for the college football shows a him. And Frankie were just like a great do. Oh, but then at the very end of it, it's like you still have. Have a camera on David brings the greatest, what she does. She's missing camera and the rocket at all times in the shower. I can't wait till that girls. Like I gotta get outta here and never going to happen. Oh, it's going to happen. We've had like meetings with business people here, and they're like you guys have the best chemistry out of any talent producer. She's sick you. That's that's never going to happen, the whole it's going to hap-. How could you get sick of me? I'm sick of you. I get sick of you. Fuck you guys. Speaking of degenerates, we have David Blattman, speaking of people who dominate the rocket in all game. I mean, that's just not sure you watch it through the glass he nightmare. But he never beats me. You beat me movie play best of three. Okay. That's how you play. I told you, it's like you come to play in the DS, but you can't win in this World Series. That's just not true. Anyways. I have the statements to prove say you send him a ton of money. Don't you this? I kid has more money out of Iraqi percents challenge. We've only have you given him more money. He's, he's ever won a penny off. I've never beat him for money. I blues on purpose because his head is starving. How did you lose scissors on purpose because he's that talented? Yeah. Like I know what he's gonna throw. Throw really wish you went to build him out on that because he had no idea on. I just looked at you like you were dumb because I was dumb question. It's like the same way that you win. I know what you're gonna throw. Yeah. I just sorta the opposite. I beat him. When we put up money and like, all right? Yeah. Kids, he's birthday party me's on. He's the brains behind big brain. He's the new barstool series where we kind of take a page on shark tank and weren't talking. Entrepreneurs who are trying to get our so to invest in their company, their product or service. Whatever it may be episode out now. Or what out at two pm? Yeah. All right. So freshly out, you can go watch big brain right now. You were. You were pulling the strings on this. I had an advanced screening. I watched it last night. Very funny. You you're the puppet master on this one. I mean it makes it sound like it's only maybe. Yeah. There was. No, of course. Right. Hundred guys are on it or huge part of it. But of course so we had John Taffer. Micro-policy Acropole, Melena water day, poet. Right. And Tafer's an eight of the ten episodes. The other two erica's our other panelists on their interesting, obviously very like heavy shark tank. Undertones is there like who's the tough shar who's the easy shark like how many people got through? Are we going to see are these people going to be a part of the blog or is a separate from barstool who won, like what kind of companies one or without giving away, of course? Sure. Yeah. I believe it or not Dave's. Actually, the softest. I do believe that, that doesn't surprise sewed one. It's not that he's soft. He literally told one of the contestants that it was the worst idea he's ever heard in his life. He says it with a tone of like I'm on your side. I don't know about that one. That's a spins on. I don't tell you what it is. He might be like, I think the other guys might have been playing like he'll a little bit where it was like I'm gonna roast you. Whereas Dave is like, if I think your idea is good. I will tell you. What's good is bad. I will tell you what's bad, right? So he's like the fairest where I think. The Tafer's here. He's, he's there to an end ripple reportedly. I don't know much about them. But I, I heard him recently call onto francesa talking Saint John's basketball, he flock, Dave is, actually, the one who was like. Well, all right. Let me hear you out. I I'm gonna just like smoke you right? Yeah. It's kind of ruthless, sometimes like for the most part. It's pretty pretty fair. But they get pretty ruthless a lot of times where you almost start to feel bad for certain I embarrassment. I mean these time these common with this is their moment or what all their eggs in this basket, or this is their baby. And like it was a build up to this moment. Right. Everything you work for, like. And this is it. It's this or bus rally, I'll just go back to my regular thing. Like I took a swing at the fences here like this hasn't work. I'm out of. If you have a good if you have a good idea or a good product or good company, you're going to get the barstool bumped from being on the show, and then if they all just roasts you and tell you to fuck off, it's like you're getting, but there's still a little abundance like shark tank like something obviously, if they get the shark tank bump, and they get through, then it's like huge like cousins, Maine lobster is like right on my block in New York and interest shark tank all over. But at least there will be some people that will feel bad for them if they get roasted unless it's just the worst idea of all time at the end of the day, a lot of people are just getting free market. Exactly is awesome. But we have such a powerful audience that it's like some of these people it's like you'd your tanked. So what episode is flashing salon in this one. Fleishman is real. Yes. So they went and like their thing is selling the hair vitamin Gumy's online. And I think it was reportedly was just like this is stupid. Like you're selling Gumy's in your salon. There's nothing to work and they really. No. We're not selling them this law. And we're selling it online, and it was just like a miss community. Nation on like what the actual business idea was. But then, as I understand it Erica. Have you gone to her yet area? Flavored apparently went like toe to toe with John Halford. Shortly afterwards a little bit later. I can't confirm that they want a little toe to toe. Yeah. He got a little heated contentious, she doesn't fuck around five times, and she's like a pit bull. She's, she's very stressed about her hair. So when they weren't understanding it and they weren't giving credit. She was just like fuck you do when is that episode come out? It's towards the Anna wanna say, oh, well, yeah, it's ten episodes told I wanna say, she appears an episode six maybe it was I was like, oh, boy, does that she was just feeling barstool fan. I mean she she she's advertised case radio. We have a campaign coming up. She's a big fan. She was like, I, I mean I thought I remember thinking, like Dave might be the problem because Erica, friends, and Dave doesn't like me. And then when like, Dave actually was fair to them, and it was the other guys who are like, you know, what are you going to sell haircuts? Like, no, we, we do cut here, but we're selling these go. And they just didn't get it. And when they didn't get it, it got very. And then I believe there was some comments like, well, you know about hair you don't have any. Fireworks can't confirm. Inflation, and I don't know. I mean, they obviously didn't impress them, but I think they got their money's worth as far as exposure and whatnot talk shit. So I don't like Barcelona Barcelo being a judge on that. I can't imagine like when there's real money on the line and people like you know what? If you tell them story like I took I took out a second mortgage on my house for this. Like can you do it? And you're just like fuck that stupid, I would be terrible judge. Because I'd be like, okay, I'll just go buy it, but I don't want to ruin your life. Yeah. You know, maybe it'd be better for like a spoof version of rat would probably it's not actual lives on the line. Joy, so do that to one contestant where he was like this idea sucks. But here is like X amount of dollars a little consolation shit. Yeah. So like cash the sponsor of the show and they actually gave us a bunch of money to like, give out to different contestants through, like people were not Worley empty-handed, not every single one got money. So people who didn't get investments that Dave was kind of, like I like you. I like where you're going for us. Here's five thousand dollars. Sounds like yeah. So it's not we're not investing unless I got like the perfect deal, I'd probably prefer that here's five grand to doing what you're doing. No, no. He said, here's five grand try something else. Here's, here's five thousand dollars that don't put it to this payment of, like, I wanna make fun of you on this video. Yeah. Here's five thousand dollars to say. I'm sorry. I'm actually. That I would ever watch the show on actually very honored that you knew I watched the whole thing saying. That's a lot. I would have bet my life that he went to watch a second. I watched all of it was like half hour, ten episodes, all like half the other half about half hour each every Wednesday for the next ten Wednesdays and like is there. Where are we now in business with several? Yeah so spoil it. But, like spoilt you know much when you do something like this, it's like is this for the content or is this for the business? I'd say very much both like we make a handful of like legitimate investments with companies. And we're going to start promoting. I mean at the end of the day, you know, yeah, it's great content, but we're also putting very real money into this so far rescue with top Taffer, where it's like you always hear a story like a year later, they ended up shutting down or a year later. They continue to thrive and you don't really know. But all you do know that Taffer got his TV show out of it. Right. Exactly. But yeah, that's gonna be interesting, if like because that is that I think is really the future because as we can't you can't put your name on a Powell, you can't make a joke. Any more like just having investments that aren't related to the jokes and the content that was something else that happened in the first episode is, Dave is, like, all right? Let's do business. But he has to decide like do I put barstools name on it because, you know, we want this to be. Successful. And we don't wanna get not accepted because the barstool right Asian, right? So he's investing in something. And it's like all right. Well can we even put the barstool name on it? All right. That's for sure. Subsidiaries and yeah, shell companies and that kinda shit. We're gonna even have to worry about the drama or the blowback, or does it even make sense? You know what I mean? Like, why would bar slows name be attached that just have it be? But the thing is Dave loved everything to be under Dave's brain. I mean, the big brain here, this, Dave, it's not the it's not you brought her. I'm not I'm not. Yeah. Don't get it twisted. There's not multiple big brand is very untwisted. Very. Very, very straight. All right. So you watch it on the app and Barsha sports dot com. Big brain episode one out, now, ten in total beyond look over my girl Fleischmann talking that shit and. Get my sides cut. She wants to. She wants to like rock with the sides on my I, I gotta fade it up. Now. You look great. I, I usually listen to her. So she does new nice work. Then you should give it a shot. All the guys that get their hair done by her. Have fantastic here the, the, the sides are little short usually get roasted for your hair being the same length as your beard back in the day. Yeah. Yeah. I told him I saw someone on social media call. You said you looked inbred because of that. Yeah. Which I don't even know what the correlation between that one. But I get it like I get it. And now it's just not that case anymore. Now we're Rockin now. You're handsome fuck. That's right. Blattman just gassing. Jared up. Hasn't been fucking Zimbabwe Dubai's, and Bob way coming back, not soon. Enough ever him. It's my one man hype team. That's right fired. If you put out a hair gel, I would buy it, what about hair gel. Would you put out a hair out? He would buy he's crocs or by your hair. I think you have good hair. Now, the problem is you have to understand, crocs is a fucking idiot this, Joel. This is saying, if you came up with my own, it also like crocs even saying like a hair hair gel, like it's nineteen Ninety-seven and you're like agreed going out of here. Joe, I did the hair gel thing in middle school. Which is yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We all did LA looks in middle school remember Sunan. Oh, yeah. All those tips, baby. I never do the frost tips. But I knew planning guys, did I didn't do Feroce tips, but I did bleach my hair and then it looks like frosted tips, by the time that you have Ephron look like you see, Ronnie PMT with the blonde. Yeah. Like platinum hair out because and Babe Ruth thousand the pirates. So we all like bleach our hair for the summer. And then by the time school started in September. It looked like we had frost because it just grew out. Yeah. Yeah. I wish I could pull it look like when Rudy did it like really. Actually locked it. Yeah, it was like he knew that he was gonna came up with that bet did I know. Hoping to lose. He said Trojan horse Grenell thing, I know what's going on here. Yeah. Speaking of Grenell Portnoy, I was making fun of on the other day. I wanna see where you stand. So during the galley and during a lot of times the guys crew was name tag. Anti-gang crew. They put the name tag on says, Hello, my name is, and you're right. Some sexual innuendo or some joke and you kind of use it as like a party prop and like an icebreaker and Dave aided it aided. And because Grenell said, hi, my name is and it said I eat asked on the first date. Okay. And he didn't like that. And so this is this is like the bubbly gang and, and Gaz was the one who, like three hundred the Boston put the picture out there, but day went off about the idea of bringing props to the bar, which I understand, has a forty. What's Dave's almost fifty now? I get that as I understand at that age put your bring props to the bars, whatever. But, like I don't think of it like a prop I think, is like you bring like a fuck in tech of car thing. Yeah. Like a name tag is like that name tag was not great. That's the problem. Is that what he wrote on? There is lame. But I don't any name tag is not great at a bar, and maybe that's because I'm thirty but I just seen it works. So it's like if it works who care. I couldn't imagine that, we're using a proper. Far. I am the prop. Here like the amount of if the goal is just like. You know, draw attention and get people to like talk like the Nien-tai works, every time the problem that Grenell walked right into is doing anything that Gaz tells you to do anything like the fact that he thought that, that would end well in any form or fashion when Gaza's it's like when he comes up to me, and he'll have journals hand broken in the picture, though. I dunno air cast on or something his hand actually, broken never time Gaz hands, you something, I don't care what it is and says, put this on or whatever. And let me take a picture. You say no immediate. I can't believe he's little finger man. He's the least trustworthy person in the world. But if you know if you know that it's like it's, it's a blast like hanging out gas is great as long as you keep at arms ever, do anything he says. But the people who are still get gassed, it's crazy. I think I've, we've all figured him out. That's the sort of thing is not some of us have some. But like even the people that have figured him out. Still fall for the bait. Yeah. You just can't fall for the bait it cannot and like the way he, he jumps on Twitter eastern on the pot with. The blues guys on the Nogi and all that. And a pri-. And a. And I did like why piece reply sound like did you send this tweet from the bar? If a galley spraying beer on the other thirty six year olds. It was funny. And then gazes response guys has like easily one trick pony. When you do a little back and forth. You can't hang right? But any sort of like listening to him is just, you know what's going to end up benefiting him. I feel like we don't ever guys never tries to Gaz me. I feel like gas trials to Gaz people that he can. Yes. Like, if I'm like beefing with someone he'll try to gather them. Yeah. Because he knows once you hit that point with him where he realizes that you have some sort of Trump card, then he's going to stir it up around you as much as possible right now. Gather usually gases me up. He said last night, this, that the city is. It's nausea nauseous. It's Tom Brady and the rockets town. And everyone else is just a guest. Yeah. I mean like it's like it's like gang wars, but we're not hostile with each out a ceasefire conical. Ways. My tariff southeast has tariff, and then like David sounds everywhere else between gas has blocked me from being able to see anything on his social media. That's what really to like, or he has his certain like friends, it can see certain things whatever, like I like he's straight up. Text me, one day, Andrew said you've been blocked. It was like, all right. I just because I guess, I guess I did something he didn't like an I repeated something I shouldn't have as big bit internet gas blocks people out. He he blocks me from, like seeing his stories. I like that move now you can't block. It's not blocking. It's just you're not in the club. He kicked her out of the club. Yeah. I mean you can him so devastated. I don't know what I'm gonna do. Make a burner is is a public account. I would imagine fucking Gad's. No, I don't think he is, is he is definitely public. But I think he makes he makes stories where you only certain holidays. So, like, like hot girls will make their Instagram's private because they like guys will just look at their Instagram and not fall. And if you want the followers, you go private shit works. If you were hawk girls now works period, it does work. But, like people will, I know it works for girls forgot I've done it. It works. You get like a thousand dollars a day, what? Yeah. But then they unfold, they'll like they'll go in just to see what's going on. It's like going to a bar. It's like, oh, there's no one. That's the reason. The pizza reviews like when they went win the main account, everything went private, and Dave went private like he soared over a million followers, because people are going to find his content and couldn't do it. I don't think they actually disappear as much as I think, getting the follow on Instagram you follow a million things. They don't really care about like an Instagram. Follow is kind of a little more like Lasi like blase with it like whatever. And then they'd just end up staying the problem is you can't do swipe ups. And if you go if you go private on private. But on private like Instagram. Basically, nose, your gaming the system shadow manual you can do swipe up. She just can't see what the. Numbers are I disciple so. Oh, yeah. But it was like, ten thousand persuasive ups thousand or a blue check got. Yeah. I something about not being able to link to something. No. You can't the problem is, is like if you if I if I do a swipe up to somebody, and they wanna like send it to their friend, and their friend doesn't follow me. Then they can't see the swipe up, but I still do stripes, everything you just can't see the numbers on it like you. When I was public. You could see all that up to make fun of hubs because Hobbes's private to game the system and I was like hubs knowing gives a fuck about, but it does work. But I. Year girl. No, I'm backing Kevin REO saying just individuals doesn't matter what species, he is it probably somewhere in between because I do think it works. But you might be right that people aren't clamoring. No follow. No, no, no, no, no. There actually probably like thank God. Like I was gonna go check this out. And now it's like versus Twitter shut. It was like a Twitter follow. I actually I'm the exception because, like I followed people if you bought case your radio premium and shit like I follow anybody who supports the podcast. But if people who actually care to follow I'm tight with a Twitter, follow because it's like funny it'd be interesting. And is you're gonna follow. It was like, yeah. Or if you've ever posted anything interesting, like one time, or whatever that was a big day when you follow me on this Graham. Yeah. When we started the show, I swore that I would never file grudge match, but I was like, I, we're going to be a co host, do you follow me? I follow you think you. Hope. So I mean I, I don't know to follow me insulin. Jared phone. He's let me he paid me. You're the only one pay me. Oh my God. How can you guys play every day? It's been a while since I was told not to why don't you play right now? He's gone. We got about sixty seconds left charity playing why don't you play a best of three right now? Let's go. You bitch go that you don't have that much time. Let's go rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Jared tosses paper fuck out here swept. Wow. That was I was getting. I was going to play by play. And before I could even speak a word. It was a to sweep. That was and probably that was what a scissor over paper and Iraq over scissor peasy lemon squeezy just fucking dispensed of you peasant. How much how much y'all twenty bucks? No, nothing. We to pay for that. It's only best why he won't pay me or play me. So you lose seven Scott, you can't afford to lose short-term you learn in the long run you lose when the money's on the line. 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Episode 100: The Yankees Just Scored Again (Ft. Marty Mush)

The Short Porch

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Episode 100: The Yankees Just Scored Again (Ft. Marty Mush)

"The. I say. Our Todd as five as go the Bosnian love these Aaron Boone, the leader, his first of the. He's. Just to the first. Porch it right. What's up, what's happening? Welcome to another dish of the short porch. Presented by barstool sports. I'm your host hubs alongside me on the other side of the country. Mike, owes the vape God himself the closet, cloud diving smokes Kelly. What's going on? Hey, guys, just want to say you look, really handsome, not. He saying. Both. Because also joining us the infamous Marty mush. What's up shit bigs? How he done. It'd be interesting. This is our one hundred episode of the short porch. Thank you so much. If you've been here from the start, if you have I don't know anyone go back to those first few episodes, even know what we Santa like I had never done a podcast before. Now we're pretty polish. They feel Filipino were doing Tommy, you're kind of a pro because you you're Fordham bullshit, where you pretend to be in the media, and whatever and ask questions. Now what was in the media was a pro yet. Yeah. Pretending big tender and everything and money measures here with his. He's, he's got much of a huge letdown that are hundred episode is with Mari almost rather done nothing than like made it go hundred up. So we have morning Sean, you know what Tom fuck you say. Let's go into what do you do is weak at Tom I gotta pack moving in nine fucking weeks. Not we. We. And following weekend into next week. No Monday, I'm gonna be the Monday, I would still be there three nights to get all my stuff together. You, you idiot. You hit. That's your best Dave response. With David's say makes fun. It's all you got fucking Tommy, so you're out in California house, California. Tommy, it's great beautiful weather. We're in like a mansion of a house. That's really nice. We just had this the mulligan challenge. Dave gotta call and the eighteenth hole. So we don't know if he went to wonder not s he did well, we don't know if he would've wonder not thoughts and prayers the Stella him intern as dog. It's just it sucks that we come all the way out here for an incomplete challenge. I'm sure that's exactly what happened. I mean dogs dogs sick run. That's just a fact. That's I thought Spurs style. Sounds like she's going to be good. So that's that's good to hear David fell challenge. That's fortunate. Tommy taking. Well he didn't didn't finish it. No. I didn't get any work. I mean I was really just like covering for sold. No internet out there between up to tweet out videos. Glenn. Big maybe got a little bit. Clini. There's a ball of it was just like very clearly in a bunker. And then it was like, no, I think it might be on the green. But like he just meant the green as the green rough brass right next to the bunker like computer at the green day was like these fats are so useless. But for the most part. No wasn't too much -bility. Yeah, there's probably a lot of fats thrown around a little bit, not as much as you would think he was kind of focused. But yeah, there was a point to that. We're trying to stab hand signals so like David hit a drive, and those two would be out there to see where it is a good charter bad shot on point where David like do signals and just. Mimic him back like. You didn't understand that he was supposed to be giving his own thing, so fun. You know, I liked how we had running live blog a master live, log. And we also just kept putting up like individual blogs of every whole layers just like we had blogs everywhere. We everyone you Barsha sports. See that is, is your video coming soon, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. Probably if you didn't know Dave went out to California to play the US, open a Pebble Beach four Mogens, twelve Mogens a hole to try and what shoot under par. So that's the gist and he thought he could beat the US open again. And he failed. So in terms of the Yankee news, the Yankees podcasts, no more golf. They've won twenty two games twenty nine. That's the best Mark in baseball. They've won seven of eight recordings before Wednesday's game. They have scored ten runs or more in three straight games. That sounds pretty good to me. Tommy, what do you think about that? Yeah. Not bad. I mean the ball. Komo Orioles are just the biggest joke. In sports. The fact that, you know, last year we kind of this game and now you know, we're just dominating them every single game. It's, it's a big improvement. It's gonna make them hopefully win, you know, more than hundred names this year for the so. Yeah. I mean, they are just fun. It's just be them up. They makes you shake your head that they ever lost two out of three them start the season. But right now, just like it's like almost four games don't even out. It's almost like exhibition games against like a college team if they do actually Catholic static. Can we talk about how Jared has now resulted to just tweeting out like pitiful stat? Like he's like he comes out this morning, the Enke's he they're not even correct. Stats. Can't even do math fucking idiot becomes the Yankees are twenty five against the Orioles. Royals angels, giants Mariners combined winning percentage of four zero two and are thirteen twelve against everyone else that doesn't make sense. That's on a record or records in thirty three and seventeen. She's not a record thirty seventeen. Yeah. He has nothing bad. Sad lot. And actually, if you go to the winning team's strength, schedule, the Red Sox have actually played major schedule than us. Visit safe sees literally nothing to say anywhere. Nothing is backed into a corner. It's great. It's nice to see though because like we have our two best players out team out. I know. But like you came into say like we have our two best fucking players out and he's tweeting out about the like us beating the fucking. Yeah. We're being the teams that were playing when you're displaying you're just playing like dog shit and red soccer not as good. And I fucking love more and first place right now. It's great to say that to games feels great to say that the razor getting the raise got shelled by the dodgers, and the Red Sox, absolutely pounded the other night by the by the budget. It's fantastic. So we'll get into Monday Monday. Another game where it seems like we have this, every three days, where it's like, oh, whatever hit the men in black. Flashy thing will get over the loss as shitty lost can't win every game. We'll move on tomorrow. We say about like the fifth inning. And then the sixty like, yeah, no. We were just like there's a big prank the first five innings, and like, now we're gonna destroy you and they come back. When the game it's every three or four days where I'm like I accept the loss. And then it just turns around and happens some Monday, the only big problem with this team. Right now, a side from injuries is Jay hop, he's just an asshole. I, I don't know what J doing out there. But it's not pitching. It's not baseball. He likes giving up home runs to just nobody's and happened on fuck and Monday. He was terrible. He goes three and two thirds nine hits six runs, buddy. You're playing the fucking Orioles. Can you get these guys out? They have one hit, or on the TV trae Manzini other than that bunch of peop- Wilkerson Severino. Joey, Rickard Rui kit, these fucking guys out. What are you doing? Jay happy's piece pissing me off every time he's out there. Yeah. I think he's giving up isn't like thirteen enough like ridiculous. I think thirteen run. So the oil, thank almost like five to ten percent of all the Orioles runs this year of come off. Jay, let's see, so four starts nine eleven fifteen runs in four starts getting out now. We're winning. He just wants his bed starts out now. He's really pissed me off pitches though. It just like us. No, it's getting bombed Simon clo- skit Scheldt. The good news is we only have more series against the Orioles. So he can really fuck it up too much, you know moving forward. He gets he has had some good starts. You know the giants start another. Seattle. He was pretty weird. Western if you're gonna have your bad starts make it against like the Orioles because we can just score ten runs. Right. So that was obviously the good news in Monday's game. So they fall behind six to one everyone. I honestly went shopping. I watch the game a hat, and I listened to, but I never have a chance to go shopping anymore because a barely home and I get home too late. And I was like, what did you go shopping? I'm wearing my new. You're wearing. Exactly tom. Tommy is big on on Monday night. Monday night. I went shot. I went shopping between innings I literally the reason they won. Where did you go the mall? That's insane. Drove to the mall that is. I don't wanna like exaggerate. But that's one of the craziest thing I've ever heard of person say you just pick the random Monday night to go to the auto bike vote. Yeah, I was out of I need, I need a new like shirts to wear. I don't think you're exaggerating. That's one of the craziest thing. What's shopping like nine just like, hey wait down six one. Let me go get a fuck and salmon shirt right now. That's insane though. I bought six shirts and, and a pair of shorts. Nice like short to me interests the Monday night thing like who go shopping fucking? I had nothing else to do like I don't have many opportunities to, like, oh, I have I have the car right now. Let me go malls ten minutes away. Let me go shopping for thirty minutes. Clear my head. Why listen to John and Susan? And maybe we'll Spock rally it's exactly what happened. I mean I don't wanna take credit for the win, but the moment put on these new shorts. Things. Start fucking Epping more you shop. I, I can't do that either. So is crazy. So I walked in and the mall close at nine three. It was crazy. It was. It was it was walk owes at nine thirty. I walked in eight forty five giving me about a half an hour to do my shopping, get out of there. I went into stores like Macy's Nordstrom. I couldn't find shit couldn't find shirts or this is nuts. If I. I thought it was a banana Republic, my mall turns out there wasn't I ended up going to the store won't give him free ads. But and then finding the perfect stuff they need walked out real quick by the time again the car rallies. I'm listening whatever rallies going by time. I get home. It's just we're back in the game. Mayhem, so credit to me for shopping on Monday. But do I have to keep doing this? If like the teams rallies of the goal, the mall by myself and start shopping. I can't handle you do in that on Monday. I don't have a lot of fun, my life. The most important thing, though. Gleyber torres. He hit two home runs on Monday. He has eight storylines this year. Now, obviously, this is Chancey homers on Wednesday. And we miss it. So maybe goes higher eight against the Orioles by may twenty second feels like Barry Bonds shit. That's eight. Pets. I wonder what the record is for most like percentage of your home runs against the team. It's gotta be like gotta be. Rods there. Yeah. I mean he's got great. He outside of the Orioles. I mean he's still having a pretty good season. But like the world. I mean it's just a great little number. I'm Gary Sanchez was mashing the Orioles. It's all these guys are using games the boost their spats. Yeah. I mean he's fucking kill besides these baton three hundred. I'm looking at right now. He's actually really killings at the most doubles on the team is also like he's also absolutely killing it. And wait till DD come, wait till they all fucking come back. But that's also a problem. We'll get his in the kitchen. I mean they're shell is just the J shell is the best player ever live as player. Everyone keeps on. He hasn't he's only two hits in these two games. But they're all like fucking like even his outsor- like right at people, the poultry guy just puts Balsam play but yeah, glares great. The best part of Monday, though, was the adventures of white Smith junior. This guy I strive to have the confidence that twice Smith junior has every day on the baseball field. No matter where he catches the ball, no matter who's on base. He thinks he can throw them out is unbelievable. It brought me back to like, picturing, Tommy smokes in little league where like he didn't. I actually just going to say that no one wanted Tommy to play. But you, you would forfeit if all your guys play at least two or three innings so they have the stick Tommy, right field, and Tommy knows himself no-one. Trust me throw the ball to where I need to throw it. So he has a little self doubt but he hates everybody at the same time. Ball gets hit the Tommy and the shortstop second base from wherever he's playing left to right field runs out to within five the seven feet of where Tom, now this is just an accurate. This is an actor hubs talking like he's a fucking major league baseball competent player competent athlete actually very good athlete. So let me finish fish. Let me finish. So the source sect Mason runs out to Tommy is between five and seven feet and begs him to just underhand the ball toss. It just makes you don't fuck this up so we can get the ball in the guys and end up at home instead of second base. And what is timing do every now? And then he goes, this is insulting fuck. This guy. I'm gonna try and throw them out as he throws the ball out of out of the field. Throws over the fence hits ice cream truck. That's twice Smith junior on the Orioles, he's electric the bulb goes nowhere where he wants to do. It's the best. He's part of he's basically, the reason we won the game is unbelievable. Tommy would he have to say about toys? Whatever. I mean I'm glad to have that little rant there. Hope it made you feel good. Terrible thought out now. I mean yeah. No. He there were I was a better the older in little league than you might think I wasn't great. But I was more. The hitting didn't actually little little league seven or eight absolute thought it was more when I became a wealth. Thirteen fourteen everyone grew identity going to talk about that. Yeah. Know the Orioles fielding just in general was a joke. I mean there was a pop up to ending behind the plate in the ninth inning. Just nobody caught. It really is like buying a minor league baseball game. So you just you saying you peaked too early. That's what he basically. I mean, people forget about three thirty three in college, and I hold a record. Like you like college baseball athlete. What record you? Hold in Cooperstown. We'll, it's most put outs by shortstop and one week stealing staff. Okay. Kind of sick pretty quiet. But what's his name he was throwing the ball like the, like the Jenner throw the guy who teaches I on YouTube, he does those like baseball doing Janet? He thought he had to be the guy on everyone out, just no cut off man was involved at all. So he doesn't a seventh and allows may maybe did one of those two step bluffs from third that you do just to draw throw, and it ninety nine nine hundred ninety nine times out of one thousand nothing happens the ball goes in the Ville. But with white Smith junior, he's like, oh throw camera. Maybe now, I guess, Bongos a first piece is maybe just waltz his home makes it, I think it was seven five at the time and it happens, again, the ninth inning to tie it Hicks, it's the ball out there, but it's even deeper he's literally backtracking and who's on third. Base. It's not like Gary Sanchez. It's not Luke Voight. It's not molasses Greg bird. It's Brett court. You're not throwing card from four hundred feet away. He tries to do it. And what was scary? But what happens is a me. No, no, no. Can young some stupid mustache? Bob just come up all the PTA. But it allowed the running to move up to the winning run the move up to third. Granted Voight then comes up, then you mentioned the catcher dropping Severino. Luke flight was dead in this, this Patty pops it straight up. I literally started changing the channel whatever middle the innings he looks like he's camped under and the ball, inch twenty feet from where I've never seen a catcher missed the ball like like the patriots. Every did that was astonishing allows void that come up again. Three two he walks. And that brings up Gary fucking Sanchez who just says, yeah, not enough of this game. Do you think the Oreos go out to like, damn fuck this like you're gonna lose like this has to happen? There's no chance morale in the fucking locker rooms like you guys, we're good. We got this. We are dog shit and the fans out there. What they think that the fantail Yankee fans. Oh for sure. And where do you think those fans got tickets there six? Exactly. Exactly. I seek Tommy. That's right. Buying. Tickets can be complicated and confusing. But there's a simpler way to buy with Seekie seek is the smartest easiest way to get tickets to every type of live event. Whether you're catching your favorite musician on tour shopping for the perfect gift or searching for last minute deal to see your favorite team. Seek helps you find the best deals at the best prices fully guaranteed. 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A treat made entertaining in the beginning losing whatever they came back and win on Tuesday. They said you know what we're not going to walk this tightrope anymore. We're just going to bludgeon you and they had no chance, David has this poor guy. David Hess, goes on the money's human sacrifice basically three batters in its three nothing. Gary Sanchez another home run. He has fourteen Garrett changes fourteen home runs beautiful. Havi Lopez catching record the MO you wouldn't think hobby Lopez would ever have the home runs. The catcher. It's forty two. We think Gary Sanchez is the chance of forty two. Oh, hubs. Oh, go go in there. All about on the sheer. I love by August. Just let you know the last time we were I was on the show. We talked about how no we talked about Gary how he's gonna be like comeback player of the year. I mean that's a lot. Yeah. As far as. One out of work. I mean there's he is just in one of those owns he gets. He's always good. But when he's in this sewn the you have no chance I just love Gary Sanchez. Tommy, do you have? I love Gary Santos to the connection goes in and out a little bit. So don't respond for few minutes. I'm staring at your beautiful faces. But I'm unable to catch up with the audio every Gary. I mean he's one of those modes every phychi sees is probably going to be just the line drive home run to left field. And you know with Barlow down judge down he stepping up knees. I think. The is go out goes out. A certain team. But I he's got he's more likely what you went out for a second, just keep going. He's more if he stays healthy is more likely than not to break the whole runner per catchers. Yeah. I think that's what it comes down to. I think if he stays healthy the rest of the way, I think he actually is going to break the record nine really not fucking ride due to, I really think that he's gonna get the last time you're on the show preseason judge snowing, we said, over thirty five and a half was a lock, and he might not even hit ten because he's not healthy enough. You just want to say, don't no reason to bring that up right now. We're, we're this happy times Yankees doing well, nobody playing doing good might have been a mistake them already on baking about it. All right. Back to better Clint Frazier to them runs. He really needed that. Holy shit. The guy quite a slump since coming off the I L they he was six or forty one point hitch to bombs the center, you know, he needed that which on college to get into a little bit him being hurt. Still clint's gonna get a lot of time in the future right now. This is kind of shy if Clinton gets going, he's really only. Hit or not going in quick, it's going to score fifteen a game where break records. So we need Clinton, either this, we need this, Tommy Junie Clinton do this. Yeah. I mean even on a. That's what I think a series like this has been for near the spacing awful fitting in an awful theme, unless you break out of the slump. And, you know, not like it's the hardest in the world the face. But even just a mental thing to be like, all right. Well, you know, I still at the baseball, I can still go deep just makes his numbers prettier now. He's backed up to sixty eight with eight homers twenty three Rb I left for author. So if he gets going on a hot streak again the one he was on right before getting hurt. I mean, they may scored sixteen runs gay it with those statues game over a hundred bats, I'll take that from Clint Frazier right now, anytime twenty-five RBI's baton to seventy. It's really I'll take that anytime from Clint face. One quick thing on Gary that I was really taken away. Take him back from. It was really good on the but. It's not the home runs. Each of these last two games this happened in the sixth inning. It's a nine three game this two men on. He it's a double play ball, one out runners coming home score and he hustles balls down the line. It's a nine three baseball game six t makes ten three piece of throw out, but like Gary Sanchez twenty team doesn't do that. And that, that showed me, this guy he could most players feel like in the sixth inning and nine three baseball. They hit Adel play ball. They're going to jog down the first base. Gary was fucking sprinting. And he beats the I don't think enough people gave him credit for it. I just it's the little things that make me very, very happy to see that type of Gary Sanchez back in our lives in two thousand eighteen just gone that, that just made my heart. Very full seeing him team. Do that. Yeah. I mean, a lot of people like to say, oh, you know, Gary lazy this, but I think, like sort of touched on in the last of it was around. It could be a lot worse. There's a lot leisure baseball players than Gary Sanchez. Who you know you're going to get on him for not getting down to block the ball all the time. But at the end of the day, he's still very hard worker hundred percent. And obviously, we gotta talk about giving her mom fucker is nine wins now is year as to six he is. He was not perfect. I, I mean, he did runs him as nine nothing. So I don't really any that we have throwing our which every pitcher seems to have off the mound. You know that weird angle whatever throws in the second into the outfield but still gets the win. He's nine in one to six it's just a pretty stat line. He's great. He still I realized for one there was having such a good year. We keep night in her mom the start if the Austrian might probably still will. But I didn't realize for lenders been just as good Kerry concerning. It's not going away. But love doing to make her mom. I think the number one thing where saying that Dustin Burland or won't go away from like dimming over Mont and not the other way. Correct. Correct statement government here to stay. So good. They're so Tim, good concerning tonight, their minus three sixty tonight. Yeah. Koba still, they're just like they're just so stacked. It's so in a very alarming team Willie like thirty still beatable. Oh, yeah. I, I honestly think the Yankees can go toe to toe with them. I do strike full-strength. Yes. I do believe. So bullpen especially on a Sunday with the Mingo German. No chance better. Pray to their could you imagine facing Sunday, then bingo on like in the World Series output? My literally, I could take out my 4._0._1._K put it on. That's that's going to the Bank game. Fucking. Another thing. Bingo, though, that people starting to bring up his innings limit. This is like this is this is going to become a problem. And it's, it's good to talk about it now before we get there, not that us three eighty today to do with it, but he's approach, he's going to be approaching the most innings he's ever thrown his career. He's probably soar past it. So right now, he's at fifty five and last year, he threw eighty five innings and date this back to the minor leagues. The most innings he's ever thrown is one twenty three in two thousand fourteen so that's an issue he's going to be. I mean if he specially like this every fifth day he's at one hundred and fifty as before you even know it. So it's what do you do with Ingram on there's no perfect way to preserve an arm. You could see the national strategy with Strasbourg the Mets. Try to do it Harvey. We try to do Java. It doesn't work, whatever you just inevitable. Like you're gonna throw your arm out little young young like this just get overworked you're not. We're not meant to throw. Baseball this hard this many times this often, but it's like what the fuck do we do so time give anything give suggestions? I mean, I don't believe in just the full like shutdown. I think when you try to get specific worth it like the job rules, basically ruined Java rea- really. I think you just gotta be late by year, dislike feel it out and see how it is offer falling if he's still pumping gas and looked like, you know, a frontline starter in August when he is another one hundred forty inning thief, or something decided keep throwing, but I mean I think there will be times where you get fifteen kinda saw with Severino last year. A little bit though. If take a couple of the ten day deal with them. Bogus made up Olsen injury. I think that's fine. But I, I would rather have him if starts then haven't been like a pitch count for the star th-they as you know what I mean. They under other having full Frank per. He were starts that having a pitch like seventy five pitches for, you know, some stark. There for right? I mean they really haven't been throwing him these only one hundred pitches once this year. He's been sitting so usually around ninety or though, he's, he's typically in the eighty five to ninety three ish range, I think given the bullpen just maxima five innings like unless like it's you know, he's really dealing and he doesn't have a lot of like maybe not right now. You have to do it. You can you can let him go six or whatever. But if we have to get to a point where like, all right. Her mom throws five, and then we get the bullpen feeling. We're gonna win that game every time that we should not definitely put no chance to put him on a limit. A limit thing. I've really fucking that always never works ever. But I wish it was like Tommy's us, like you said, Tommy's, a big commonsense guy. Right. Common sense is like ask him every time. How's the arm? How you feel. But no one wants to be a pussy. But hey, I want to go out never gonna. Yeah. Like as baseball player, I know I've been situation. Yeah. I'm gonna go out there and you just suck but the thing just gotta throw them out there. And I do I agree with you. I think the five innings thing should definitely work. But like it's so hard takes out when they're dealing guys to own ninety six five innings, it's but so early in the season that we just need to. I know you're trying to get ready for it, but it's gonna suck what happens if like it's like you know, you have a ten page paper due, and you're right. Write a word until like the last night. I mean that's what I didn't college. That's pretty much where we we're going to end up doing with her mind. She's going to a pop up here like oh yeah. One hundred fifty innings in his arms brought to fall off. What do you do fuck? He's so young. You don't wanna screw later, right? Fucking. It's a pain in the ass. I mean it's just it's just it's not something we deal with right now. But it's something I wanna put in everyone's head that this is going to be an issue in, like July and August and September like there's gonna be a where the skip some starts. Maybe he has to go out of the bullpen for a little bit maybe Severin who does actually come back several coming back with make everything a lot easier. And coming back to his as forum that, when we, you know, we could skip a few starts moving the bullpen whatever. But if everyone doesn't come back her mom's carrying his team right now. So I don't know. It's, it's just a very concerning thing. A weird thing on Tuesday, Tom. And if you call this, you might have been flying whatever John Flaherty LeMay who got another. It's all he does get hits his a billion multi games. It's it's ridiculous. Those but John Flaherty said now, he may have been saying this little bit lightly, you know, not like ripping him. But he called DIGI LeMay, who boring. He said that him just getting singles all the time is boring. What a we talking, John Flaherty calling another human being is the biggest case of meat cattle I've ever heard. And I like mainly just follow me on Twitter. So I hope he's not listening. John, I liked you. But, you know, I think Don cloudy knows he's the biggest electric factor in the world, but he's not, you know beaming with excitement times, I would I didn't hear it. I was flying. I would think it was kind of almost like tongue-in-cheek or compliment, or he's like, so solid than it's boring. What you say about. Cheaters wasn't flashy just good and followed. I would hope that's what he meant like, you know, you're getting from him. That's what he was saying. He is. All right. If we have Tyron second, we hit all he got a single tied that stinks while we talk. We watched everybody strength out the last two years. We've set records Shrek on left and right. And we have the filing the perfect guy to match that. And we just think he's boring. Get the fuck outta here. I know he, he didn't wasn't ripping Ullah Mayhew, but he was just like he probably in Florida had he's odd rather struck out two hundred times hit fifty home runs and hit, three thirty and maybe challenge. About batting title. His New York doesn't need that as picturing, John flyer. Now he's so fucking boring. Tommy, I dunno. You've been on the golf course. Have you felt what happened with John Carlson today? I know he's hurt. I don't know all the detail he's hurt. Yes, he's hurt. He's this team. No one, I, I don't know what the fuck is going on, which on Carlos Stanton. But ain't good. So we've gone through we talked about last episode or two Otago. How does know what's going on? And it seemed like we were getting closer actually call coming back like almost like, whoa, this feels too quick. Now, what the fuck is going on, because STAN homers the other night. And they're basically saying he comes out and he's like I don't even any rehab games. I'm ready to go and then it comes up that he got hit by a pitch which we even talked about, I think the last episode we known this and he, he hit the home run after pitch. And now all of a sudden he has a mild calf strain from getting hit by a pitch. You get a calf strain by hitting getting hit by a pitch. This whole thing's been really weird like even for money went on the something going on with the show there now the path, I dunno. I hope if nothing being hidden or something bigger. But it just I don't know some just feels all. I mean he's so fucking big. He's like you think the male body, that's, that's one you want. But he's a piece of glass. I can't stand it getting hit in the fucking calf which I will Cavs a new biceps. These days, get a big calf. I can't understand how you could strain you care for the fucking ball hit. It's that's not he's strain a muscle. No. It's like running if you're gonna run if he's turned second wrongs. Yes. Sure. What's missing something like that is not? He shut out seven to ten days. Get hit by a fucking baseball and his calf. What are we talking about here? What is going on? Also whoever threw that baseball out of needs to be. I don't know shot. No. That's a good. That's a good answer. Loser minor leaguer. No offense store to be honest. Maybe we should get him because he's on fucking really hard to be straightened. Cavs out here. You might be. But it's just I mean I wrote a blog detailing going through Lindsay Allers injury. Tweets have him throughout the year. And like, you know, just the shoulder he had a funky swing hate thinks he's gonna be okay, just you can eat a couple of days. He figures out the by Steph, then he gets the shoulder injury, as he's basically healed the, the biceps fine. Now it's the shoulder then needs a cortisone shot then he's okay. Then needs a few more days. Then he's ramping it up that tip. I pitch. Now this is just what is next feel like they have to be covering up something. It just feels like what are we doing? This feels like Jacoby ellsbury over again. Like we're just hiding something maybe he's dead. Call dead. Is he kidnapped that'd be a shame? Also, this is a minor pesky, but I don't like Karen, Boone Paul's them G all the time hate that, too. Oh, yeah. I've, I've made on obviously we want g back. Shut up. I tell you what something G might wanna start doing it might help them on the hellofresh kick. I think maybe he feel healthier and I think he'd feel up to speed of applying some baseball in the majors. What is hellofresh? It's what you got to be doing. Eat right. These days, too many times, I found myself last year. Just oh, what do I wanna eat? I'll just go to fast food place. Go to your regular whatever McDonald's Wendy's not very good. But not the healthiest things the world hellofresh is fantastic. 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We finally have some updates and Darren judge because we hear anything for about a month. I it was scary. He's smiling, which is great smiles. He starting to dry swings. They're not wet swings tonight. Moist swings to dry. So it's a start as a level of swings. Dry swings. He's not hitting the baseball, basically, which is good. He's doing some swinging. We like swings results, hitting home runs. Eventually, I just don't believe that I don't think he's sitting there taking dry swings. You think they're lying. Yes. I don't like what's he doing to sitting there taking swings? Fussy doing these take swing that does nothing for you. You gotta hit the ball. Well, it's a step. I mean, it's the motion of swinging the bet. Yeah, that's what you need one of those. I'm good. Let me go back to the ball. Women take twenty. That all four hundred. Yeah. Once Marissa's good. Everything's good. Patient fuck. So that would be like, why would you this from here? He's also throwing the baseball he's thrown back to back days. That's good. Could you could use him back at some point? Nice I still think post all-star break is hitting here. There was little news. Think he's gonna do some soft tossing coming up in a few days. Nice he's not dead. But other than that, I mean, we need Giancarlo. It'd be back here. There's really no update yet. DD seems to be the first guy back out of everyone left, which is crazy because he's coming back from Tommy John, but he should be back. I think in June it seems like unless there's a setback which pray to God there isn't, but that'd be fucking ideal. It's gonna be so big in the locker room, who is having his presence. Yeah. Hundred percent and people people keep deeming, it's about to low guys is no up. They were too low and we love to low, but I mean, we got him on a fucking five thousand dollar contract, like if it comes down to I think tools, the guy did not like I don't think we're, we're, we're on pins, Neal's about Tula Lewinsky right now, no five games. Man. That's it. It's a hot. I really want to do. Well think are under was forty. Close. Appreciate it was like forty still time. Yeah. I mean the good thing is I fell in love with Dairo Strada. If you have to choose between Tiro and tool though, you kind of picked IRO. Right. Not that I just. The age, I think is a factor. Yes lie. And I mean I know to those willing to play other positions these trying to work out down Tampa, but Tommy said gotten these guys is going to be so obviously, it's pick for the game the block rooms, huge just like we've been doing this so well with you guys backings. Didi the presence can be huge. It's, it's so weird. It's such a so usually it's the opposite with baseball teams where the, the younger, the little guys are joining the locker room and they have to adjust this year. It's like Aaron judge Giancarlo and Didi and Severino. They're through just to our locker room. Now. How much fun we're doing? Gary, hit that home run on Monday night, glacier, and all them. We're just going fucking crazy. They were jumping up and down like little kids like candy for the first time, that's a, it's a fun like look for like Emerson night like you to different guy, but we're having a bless out there is here. Giovanni or shelhah is going to be like having Aaron judge carries bags. Back rookie like on't you why don't you grab this? They'll be doing pranks on drudge injuring Barlow, all these veterans. They're going to have to. They're going to be the new kid. Yeah. Percents at what point do we start giving Aaron Boone credit like real credit? Tommy. I don't know whatever now I mean, but it depends on when you know what are you giving them credit? I mean, I guess you give them credit for this keeping a law firm, together, you all these injuries and even, you know, spirits, high or lack that miss beer. Yeah. I'll give him credit. I mean, this is something about him. I gave him credit good for you. I'm proud of you Dennis. You gotta. Yeah. You do have to give them credit for the luck right now. It's just you're not going to get by the way. The game started in digital may who walked on four pitches win. Fifteen nothing. Said game started. I was like it's four o'clock. Yeah, timezone. Oh, it's the worst. California's not a real place. I've talked about timezone sir. Just absolutely bunkers. Golan is just nuts like yet right now. It's four o'clock with Tommy's at seven here. And as a result out there, like I don't give a fuck. It's always whatever time I want they do their own. It's insane. They don't go by savings, right? Knowledge, just pick their own time. Like I wish I could just do it. Yeah. Neil, it's three for me. Like there, there was one year like a few summers ago, me and my friends, we always talk about mountain time. So we tried to all go by mountain time for the summer, so go the Nick Tassell meet their seven. But then, you know, a couple of us, we think we're talking to Easter time. Couple of think mountain time. So it ended up being didn't last burning more than a few days. What I we just. Yeah. I did what would it start with Utah basketball? Okay. Oh, the jets, right? I want him to Marty and I was. Like I'm gonna change the time on my gambling website to mountain time because I'm all on the jazz tonight and mardi was so in had not switched yet. I'm not fire like three or four weeks. So Tommy that time for you and your how to be like terrible for you with like how like anxiety you'd have over like I almost adjusted it actually really shit. Just dropped my phone. I just really like the mountain time zone just always fast by I feel like I feel like that's the one thing I don't really know what times are any like Michigan. I feel like they're just in the mill. They are central time, man. Yeah. All right. Actually Michigan might be. Did you know? God, I'm gonna look up destroyed timezone baby. Yeah. Baby, baby. Parcels ballpark is a week from Sunday more coming. Yes. Okay. Come in. Tom, he's going to be there. We're probably drag a few more schmos at the Red Sox people show, their face after they cry their caves that they've been forced to live in, but tickets are on sale. They're going fast. So make sure people have hit me up DMC fil link. But I've tweeted out I'm gonna ply blog, it Thursday or Friday, but it's great deal, you get our and a happy for the game. The game starts at seven so from five six thirty rout centerfield, eliminate beer, limited food. It's great. And then we go back, and we go watch the cheesecake the Red Sox s pretty good time. I hope all you guys. I hope I see all he goes there. Motioned. Tommy, we will there. I can't really I'm mumbling my words here, but we're gonna some DM's some mushed yams coming up here for the we're talking about quip. It's time for spring cleaning and quick has gone easy way to start with you're brushing habits. Just two minutes twice a day can help pave the way to help healthier mouth and mind. And now the whole family can get refreshed quip the new kids quip has the same two minute, timer and guiding pulses as their original version with no childish gimmick. So they so the children can brush, just like the big boys, everyone likes that so they built in timer. Every thirty seconds, remind you to switch sides and helps you clean your entire mouth. 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So this is he I honestly, don't be honest. I don't see him being on our happens just because everyone's doing so. Well, I don't think that I, I think I'm gonna keep onto him as long as they can. And see, like with all injuries right now the Avs, you have to. But I don't see a million there, I'm gonna say, yes, I'll say it gets one more one more chance. Maybe even if ember I think he'll, I think something will happen, something will break his way. I hope so I love to of lot, how households in place boss wall time. From buck foster, I get that trying to if the Yankees had the plan, another MLB stadium which would you choose to plan? Home park. It's a good one. I have an answer. I'll go questions. You guys are thinking, AT and T, San Francisco just on the water. It's fucking gorgeous. Granted it probably would help us because it's more of a hitter. It's a pitcher sparked and hitter's park, we almost going to say force field. Imagine how many home runs. They didn't course field anxiety every day a tennis so many runs. I couldn't deal with it walks cool, the slide and never have rain because I don't want to mix. We can't gimmicks on this team. We're fucking Kylie. I really like end this waterfall. See the fuck was you. You. Beautiful parks in America fit there. It's in the provinces in Kansas City. Wait, what I thought we were just like baking the ball. I guess we're technically destroyed. Can have ET where you're gonna get water in the Bronx. Well, you just make the bay there. Good water, though, for the bagels on the pizza for people canoe. I don't know what exactly I don't really give a fuck about. I don't know. I think I like landscape, the most like the best lane running in fields. Exactly. Also, I always love Detroit's like they're like the vagina strip. They have hours on the toilet to Arizona's park zones. So you guys can't play indoors even though everyone should be indoors because it rains all the time it is crazy. It's not. Everything's dome. It's great if you the new stadium these days like the fact, that's not a Domus, like Minnesota, Minnesota feel why they outside makes no sense. That's insane. Did you guys actually give answers for us? Mobile round said Kansas City into style. You must shut Detroit brand the weird each week. Fuck out here Khanna climb. We're have to change. Connors question is he gave us way too much credit for baseball skills, especially Tommy, Connor conscious? You get three chances to hidden on, if you know curveball if you make contact one of them, you win one million dollars, if you miss you drill Chapman fastball, but you don't know where on your body. You get hit do you take this offer I responded to him. I said three chances and he goes, you're right, just one. I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about us sitting out of, you know slider? That's not happening. So I changed it to one hundred one hundred chances to make contact and obviously, could you do it does like a foul ball count. Yeah. Just contact. Oh, yeah. You're no Tommy. You're never making contact. I think I would be just because I know it's superstar base. No, I don't think I could either. I don't think I could either. You have a hundred a hundred ten and I know the same pitches coming every time I take my bad out there like hit a foul ball, almost blunt. Yeah, I percents do it. And even if I don't like all right. I'll get with fastball. Whenever insanely there's not going to happen to you. And that's why you're talking like this. You kidding me? Chapman fist chances. I would rather not have happened. But I have a shot at a million dollars on Avena thing. He's maycom. I could stick my bat out there. Little league and a foul fifty million dollars. Making it seem a lot easier than it is. I think out of you don't you wanna know where his sliders going one about. What if I take the hundred swings? Now you hundred pitches. Underpaid. They're all around zone. Okay. Yeah, I'm definitely doing it. I know where it's gonna end up if can end up down in a way body, your body would turn into ash if Chapman hit you with a fastball yet, but that's not gonna happen, like I'm a hundred chances. I don't like I'm going crazy right now hundred chances you know pitches and he's a foul fifth. It'll be us. I think if I give you myself eight curve balls right now, you won't touch it. It. Okay. First of all, eight is different than one hundred upset you but I'm not I'm not I'm not him. I'm not out of you. I think I can make contact south yet. I'm not saying a fucking driver to the moon. Until you hit a fair ball. Fell tick. Cleave bench warmers. Goes nuts. You guys would you guys do then? No, I well, no. No. I would I would do it. I would do. I do think that I do know chances. Yes. I do think I don't teach. Yeah. 'cause I you know it's not gonna be really a ball. And I know the slider keeps coming. I know it's insane, but I could definitely at least followed off. All right. Change it up top changed hundred chances. But you don't know what pitch is coming. No. Yeah, that's harder. But I still think I can do no fucking chance that asshole. You're an you're an asshole. I'm not I'm not saying like a good base. It's not even me. I think I think most most people could do list of not knowing the pitch. Like if the fastball changeup curveball debt insane that you think that you could even touch it. What kind of back use a light bat ever bad, you want pal? It just can't. It's got can't be like a paddle where you have more contact zone. Now I'm a million making contact. That's insane. This job has gone too far to your head. This is a terrible question, but going to say it. Yankee ranch if you could press a button to make the Red Sox never win the alias again. But the Yankees don't win the World Series next. Ten years. Would you press it? No, no, that I don't care. You could press the button, the Yankees don't win the World Series, the next ten years for the Red Sox. Don't win the division. That's just a terrible, like wow. No, we want to win. I don't care so it sucks to like freight. I wanna win it also the Red Sox when individuals on the World Series when I was wild car, you could really fly yourself, there, would it be worse to this is from Harrison. Would it be worse to marry a diehard Mets fan or a casual Red Sox fan? Diehard hard. Because they just miserable. Cremona jn people. Yeah, exactly. Just make foam all time. Well, that'd be a good thing then what was question? Would you marry would rather marry die hard? You had a parrot diehard, Mets fan or casual Red Sox. No. Yeah. Beffa can still rather marry the Mets fan. Yeah. Because it does miserable. Tommy, you say Red Sox, right? Yeah. Why I think. I think. And also casual die hard is different. But they're like the could go the game himselves, like I don't need to talk to him about it. I'm with Tommy, I say Red Sox. I don't I don't then talks much. Oh, I like going to Fenway like all the games. Yeah. It all actually depends on the casual that the Mets fan just like watches like coast. Every game has a Mets jersey wears it a lot, actually, maybe I'll change because my brothers met fan, and I can't watch the Mets. I actually like they're so boring. It's the announcers the whole era fear. It's just like even the look of the game is completely different and it's boring grayer. I didn't know if I was being crazy. It's Louis different color. It is. It's like the Yankees is like sharp, and it's bright, the color. And then it's just like very dull being on. I don't understand it. Voices so much. There's so much slower everything and it just takes twenty four hours for one game. Thank god. The it got this out. It's weird. It's like Ray indeed. Blurry. It's we, they don't have HD or yen everything about the Yankee game, shop, it's shop Bassett everything the color all my about the fucking game is where premier franchise premier organization. We have the best in the Mets. Don't this? Yes. Oh, so we talked about last episode about if you could be if you could have the perfect pitching arsenal from our team who would you pick fastball Koerbel slaughter Taylor. Whatever this is similar this is from, Mr. tambourine, man. Interesting name. If you could build the best position player, based on speed glove, arm-power power contacting control the strikes, and who you picking any spot suspected what Tyler Wade, obviously. Glove LeMay, who were Chiyo? Jio. I know he's made some marrow's, but I'm still taking geo. Yeah, I yeah, I saw like I was watching. It's not as smooth. I thought it smooth. I know it smooth but I don't think is asked, I think I'm going GIO to. Okay. Yeah. I mean geo makes plays it make me like literally laugh L out arm. Jut. Yeah. It's just it's fucking rock. Garin Hex as a canon to. Oh, yeah. It's tough. Erin exhibition air hitches a fastest throw in baseball history is just think Josh is. Healthy. It's a question. The guy just picks up and throws it in two seconds. He's probably the most underrated Arnold. The most underrated part of baseball as judges harm. No one talks about enough. It is legitimate disgusted. It's insane without any effort. Either power power. Judge? I mean STAN has like while craziest powers judge Paula union of there. Judge? Yeah. Well, yeah, we'll stand. Oh, we could say the same player. Yeah. Okay. He could go. Judge raleigh's, seriously contacts, LeMay. Hugh, for sure. Yep. Yep. Control the strike zone might Ford. Sure. Sure, like it's good. Good answer. They're put on the board. Few more. Now to that one. Says kid radio. Okay. You have to do attack team cage match one player on the keys versus corrobos and David Ortiz. Who do you choose in your flight? Oof. Current players. Yeah. Doesn't say Frank. Thomas. I know but never even been Frank. Thomas is such a. They was the big hurt. Yeah. I wouldn't fuck afraid I'll take like Andre the giant. I'll take could be to be. For you. Kill someone. I think Dallin. Philly Dylan sell Tarlo. You're not taking voi- the guy avoid. Voight can drink Carlos bigger. I would love this voitures murder corrobos in a ring. I mean you could go judge here again too good. But I'll go Voight and probably STAN judgment. Apollo judge might give him like some chances like I don't wanna really I'm not taking Josh because any students the Stanley episode off and like I think Dallas is tall. I don't I don't really know if he's going to affect he might fight dirty though, which would be good. Actually, I could see. He's Bronx boy, yeah, he's like he's the one Biton at the end of the mama pile. This is an interesting one for Anthony garra Ghana that stuff in your name. But so back in twenty seventeen the Mets the he's the trae for Jay boost Tom do you know about this? So he try the tray for trade for jaeger's. And the reason they couldn't come to agreement Mets rejected the deal, because we didn't wanna pay all Bruce salary will only pay a little bit of it and Indians like share. We'll give you the rest of your salary was three point seven million dollars. You're the prospect. We're willing to give up. Trade was. Tommy her mom, I'm thinking her correct? Oh. Oh, wow. Like you Jaber Remond. They said, no. The money ready to million dollars and take him on granting around was not good last year and he probably would have just been the same player for the Mets knowing him. But it's just funny to think now like he's nine woman the to six maybe showing the all star game in and Jay Bruce on the table. And that's like. Offset crazy. Just can Bruce. Really, there's no question that it was just there's I have a question. What pitcher would you want right now that not like nothing crazy for the for the Yankees right now? Like a realistic pitcher that we could get who would you want Stroman? I really think so, too. I mean. He such a big game pitcher. Yes, I actually question about that, are what do you think about like fucking antics? Oh like it. I don't really like Chevy's and shit. I don't understand why people get so upset by it. Like he's if he get pimped off. He's like even said, I pimp, one off me. I don't care like I'm doing it to you, like it's just get you pissed. I don't really understand. It's one of the rare pitchers that gives it back to hitters. We're not allowed people do which is fun like baseball's fucking boring. This is fun by, like this is what we need. Yeah. I'm all for sure. I've been trauma guy for a while. And he did have a few years, whether it was weird. But this year has been awesome is his changeup is now just figured it out. He said that makes no sense. It's definitely be available for the budgets, definitely trade him. It seems this seems like nice. We do hap- Stroman, switch. I'm okay with that heavy great comedy wants to Roman. Guess I mean I don't know. I like I said, I'm kind of happy with the picking right now. I've even have bodies, I think have. You're probably more years. What you might not hear any now you're good. Now, I said, what do you like what do you do with half? I mean, he's, he's gonna contract this year next year on property offer that, assuming the option best interest. Get rid of he'll be fine. I don't know. I'm not like I'm not a loft. Pause. On jay. I'm not giving up but I'm concerned in spotter me. All right. Two more these last two are a little mean. Discussing graduations, one hundred. Thank you, sir. This is from Tyler Ford if it meant everyone on the team could be healthy, would you push mardi Bush in front of movie car? Yes, I could tell with everyone all that means judge. Well, do I have to die? I won't go off, actually I won't die in any crash. So that doesn't matter so good. Why? I just don't tense up cisa fact. I mean, I'm just my brain isn process that what's happening so fast that I just don't tend to up. I just like how Magoche it. This is how I can see that, like Eric see the movie due date, like Robert Downey junior. Zach Alphand Actes in fact, outback Eric sleeping in the crash or was muscles relax doesn't get hurt that smart. There's always I mean flipped my car was flipping I spent an accent. Yeah. Flipped three times a damn. Oh shit 'em flip in and I was like, that's it. And I got one little scratch my arm, and the person who is in this, Carl me. It's like yeah. Sure. Who is it by? I was supposed to be fucking done. So. I just didn't tense up. I think superhero movie Judy here. Hear so much crazy accent scraps. I a superhero what that was. We're. She's don't tense up. No Flintshire any of that. I mean. No. How do you train your by do though? It's the brain man. The brain mysterious brain, I and his last ones for mush Michael Scanlon, who's the biggest rat bastard, in baseball right now, the biggest rap Asser hunter Pence because it doesn't make any fucking sense. How he still in. Yes, I what I said he's like he's still relevant somehow doing pretty well. I don't know if he's doing pretty well store implode. Then you got a couple hits and I didn't believe my eyes on the Rangers did know that. That's hitting three. Oh, five nine. Homers thirty RBI's. What's lily? The definition of rep passed. He four he's only played in thirty two games. That's what I'm saying makes no sense. He's opiates nine eighty. Shit. He's like it's just a caveman. He just I don't know. He disobeys ball player. He just guy who's a past. He's always of the rounding annoys you. I'm looking back at his prior years, his, his, he and nine homers and forty RBI's back in twenty fifteen. He's gonna hit that by June. What fuck. It was. The most shocking thing. I learned today, the best answer possible for the biggest rap acid. Someone said the guy suggested Ryan Braun. I don't know why, but he said, Ryan brunn, my rhyme, Brian hunter antisemitic to a degree who is. That, that answer. Ryan bronze event. Yeah. Yeah. Juice. Okay. Hey right, bronze Jewish. Oh, I was I like him because he like he tried cheating and he be Aaron Rodgers. They were business partners in a restaurant, a bar and betrayed me lied to about steroids. So fuck right. Broader on fan Tovey anything else for the fans. I kinda love that. Thank you, everyone. Who's, you know, listen from day one or whenever you join thinker support, keep listening friends. Tell them until their friends, and yeah. This thanks. Let's big wild hundred eighty you guys grinded for while snuck up on us for. Yeah. Tommy, it's been a pleasure. You went through drunk drunk hubs at one point. That's, that's what it takes to get to it with what is less. I don't have a list that was the phone that was little shocking today in the wake up the next morning and just have DMV like what the fuck is wrong with the fuck. This happened. That's what it takes two hundred though. Now, more drums. Yeah. That's where we got. We're here. Now. We have a studio so not own studio. But it is a student on the lesson. Thomas sorta got I hope the hell we could hear you. When they when this comes out and post because it's might be just my headphones. Can you hear him like well pretty well? They believe me I've, they could boost it might just be these headphones stimulus. Icty. All right. Let's hope for the Yankees sweep the os and get the royals let's win. Let's just beat bad. Baseball teams. It's a lot of fun. We didn't do it last year. We want one hundred games where we're doing it this show, it's like a hundred and twenty so much more fun to the shitty teams the best I love being of shitty teams and we'll beat up another shitty team, maybe a week or the Red Sox come to town. They stink Monte mushed pleasure. Thank you so much. Have it for for coming on. Tommy smokes. You have a great flight back and, and we will see you guys back here on Monday. There's John sterling. You listening to short porch byproduct of barstool sports.

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Best Of Week 131 - Barstool Does Atlantic City + General Smitty

Barstool Radio with Dave Portnoy

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Best Of Week 131 - Barstool Does Atlantic City + General Smitty

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Obviously the golf boys boys. You'RE GONNA be dominated by that. Because we've got Trent Daddy Frankie we got time. He smokes and we have got our boy Marty Mush. We got the whole squad in here. <hes> it's a nice Monday in in Lega said there's a lot going on. We got rough and rowdy to get to but we have rain right now. That Tommy Army says is going to stop him from going to the gym which is just a real classic by tonight or any reason to go to the gym for launch didn't get to go this weekend. So I'm GONNA go tonight. Run on the treadmill do some chess. Maybe do some latte. Pull down some dumbbells. We'll see what happens. I'll be going. It's just an inconvenience that I have to walk there in the rain because it's like two blocks away so I'm GonNa get soaked. It's not further enough to justify Uber and then I was GONNA walk home. Lights like a fifteen minute walk. Stop Shop at whole foods. Get it makes rotisserie chicken for my post workout meal and now it's like I can't do that. I'm GonNa have to Uber Home. It's a whole mess. This rain is really throwing a wrench him. I believe it when I see the words you said when he came in here like all I wanted to go to the gym tonight but it's raining still won't kind of backtracking on the way I'll I'll obviously put on social media because I do every time that pulled downs. I haven't yet into last hole down tasteful here today. I'm GONNA work into the rotation. I will say your photographs. You look right over. We really big you're I was you looked sharp man. He didn't take shirt off at the pool yeah I did when I was in the pool. GonNa take my shirt off. I heard you didn't that's why ask people talking about him having not shirt that's people were sending my shirt off owes in the pool. I was walking around a little bit out. I mean look my body's. Not We're not full JIM body yet or I'm GonNa you know right in the short ready to start showing it off all the time but worth getting there we're making progress. It wasn't even the body it was. Just you just look in the pictures. I don't Know Light Light Handgun. If you're kind of like just enough in the in the in the picture not where the lighting was hitting you as you're showing off your good features and you just look right now thank you. I create okay good. These guys were beaming ear to ear the whole time so yeah I mean I don't. I don't really just kinda scroll. My feed saw a couple of these things. Pop it up. I knew the thing was happening. How was the party looks like a great time? It was fun yeah because they see gets shit on be like a trash version of well. You know I H Q two. They hooked up for US oceans. Thank you day Portnoy for star in this company and they were all able to Kelsey. <HES> DID THE AD deal all Casey P._F.. So yeah I mean we had set up so it was more enjoyable for us. It was fun as Awfully Cabana. We have the tour going on with golf on just chilling we out of nowhere for some reason I it was just like the bar so people and all of a sudden there was just like eighteen girls in the pool and you seek lenny run over two pools. I gotta get here because we had like another combat next to us. That was like the bounce people like C._J.. Moseley was there Justin pugh and we were dislike hanging out which was crazy easy and then it was just a grand ole. Time Zone was fucking. I got there a little later and Zaba was like he told me today. He's like. I've no collection of seeing we spent like three or four hours together. So the thing I want to say is ah very perplexing and the reason I say as because at first glance he looks on you go yeah. He just can't keep up because he's going to try to drink the same rate. He's smaller so naturally he's going to just get shit face and that's what happened. Zas also like sneaky one hundred and fifty pounds which is the same way feel like pounds like less than me right so that I don't really know how the science works there but I was a little surprised exam must have been going hand. Yes it takes two beers to gets like I mean maybe he'll get fucked up a little faster but he's still like you still need to get a good amount alcohol and I'm I think to have that sort of Zoff for a midget is a tank. There's no other way to say fuck and take alcohol. Tolerance isn't about height weight and one five is just a person. That's why that's my me I. I don't know the sights on this. Everybody's just Kinda writing this off. That's it just brings back eight or part of we start digging nine o'clock on the bus and he's slamming truly down like there was nobody's business delicious rushing and before I got to the pool he was coming down John Glen he took a video coming down the escalator. Just like liquid nipples t was look before the pool is going to be a long day really said forty five minutes into the Pool Party. That's when the security guards came over and we're like you got to control this guy because he's losing his. It's tough position for them to being so I don't want to come off. You know some sort of big going after like the little guy so man it must have been quite the scene out there but czar guys he goes ham he was May. I feel bad for him. He woke woke up was in the starting to reply all the tweets of you guys. All the girls just like man. I wish they got this. I think in Vegas Frankie correct me if I'm on last year rate in two thousand eighteen when we went I think he he went really hard at the pool party that he didn't make it out to the club that yeah he disappears. He's <hes> you know he just goes into the night and that's it like you sees <hes> he's an electric fireball of energy for like two or three hours and then he just can't take the best one of the best videos of the whole weekend was him coming down the escalator. Yeah just like ready to rock and then you know the hottest. What is the hottest stars burn the brightest? That sounds like it's when he goes out. My favorite was him just being walked out like other guys having a hold them up like he just torn A._C._l.. On that right exactly as he had no chance walking also hit a second wind like ten o'clock he woke up off the bathroom floor and he's just like walking around the call you coming out tonight and like Jesse like put them into the shower and he was just speaking Zimbabwe Zimbabwe shitting no idea what you're saying. He's washing his ass. No West screaming chicken rat dog. He was done so as a guy who wanted it. He wanted to be part of it. He wanted to be in the mix. We've all been there where you just can't do it. I can't do you just you can't muster it up the coordination. You're just too far gone. You just can't do it. Clearly just could not do the flip side of that. Is You guys who went out. When you guys put that picture up named yourself the final four I love that everybody's been on those weekends where you go out early? Lee and people start falling off then the final crew who musters the courage to go out. It's there's a real brotherhood. There really was a grind the entire day it was it was such an absurd for some people to like. You're just like thinking about that the whole time yeah. I'm usually not a rebound. I'm guy like if I drink during the day. I'll take a nice NAPA. I'm just not able to muster that energy around too but you're only A._C._C. While you're there more than once but we were just there. This weekend was the most disappointed he was very upset. We woke up to thirty in the morning and his solid he admits still put on his club close and came downstairs but he was missed it yeah it's it's difficult to do the whole day. Drink thing and like you said you come in with so much energy right you kind of you know all week long for weeks leading out the you're going out and day drinking that day eh you start early and when you start they're going down fast the beginning of that day and next thing you know it's only three or four o'clock in the afternoon. You're hammered during your like well. Wait a second in theory. I gotTA drank for ten more hours of what does that and not everybody can do it. I'm sort sort of hit or miss with that. It's not like consistently I can always be the last guy it's like. Sometimes it hits you a certain way and I got no chance other times. I pop up and it's like ten or eleven. I'm Mike I'm doing great. I don't know why I don't know how but I'm doing great so it just Kinda hit or miss for me but yeah it was great to file it was because everybody's been there kind of living vicariously through the whole thing. What was what Glenn getting a naked like massage on pants on? He just had a shirt off <hes> just getting day. They were big into massages. Who is they? I mean it was the one girl that loved excuse she gave. Everyone kept him massages really yeah. There's one to one girl story with the last time I've ever the girls massages what the fuck is. We're at the club world. Are you guys we're at the club. In this girl started giving me massage. It was a really nice massage and I am career by size like look and they got his caddy girl stuff going on but you want to get into some side business given out massage. This is a nice deep tissue massage like you can make a nice chunk of change on the side so she started giving me massage. Josh then started giving our friends at massage than her friends saw that girl in that will give you saw. It was like I had again the massage game inverted nipple girl yes. I'm very nipples started massaging her friends at the club in let me tell you and we were big into education me Tommy everyone we'd love a good. I mean Mardi Money Marnie Mississippi Glowing Martin Mush as a great doors more talking ambassador against education so this girl was just me in the room and Glenn at the time and she was telling us about inverted nipples of how they work so hers was in so she's explaining how she had to Pierce Nipple to make it on inverted and then she showed me so oh that's how it works and then Tommy walked and I said Tommy do you know about inverted nipples. She went to the whole spiel again took a shirt off just running a whole bit to keep showing educational. I never heard about inverted until now I know. If have you ever need if anyone has endured nipples. Let me know every time you're with us. Grow and you see a new human being or you like hey do you know about inverted nipples genius. We're just explained to me. It sounds like nipples that just aren't hard yeah they don't yeah and it's and instead they go in but then she just Pearson and it just looked like simple so normal. Wow okay. Let's see how many times educational discussion with other people five times lifetimes good the witness at all five so here you guys are third here. You guys are in this hotel room of all these girls shirts off getting sottish from these girls then what happ well let's first of all. Let's go the club I because because we were at the club it was first of all just me Glen Jetski sitting there by ourselves right like prime timetable right next to the D._J.. Where we did not need to be okay and it was sitting there like we need to figure out something so we finally got these girls come over and then Tommy came and let me I tell you is make out city? We were doing killing. It doesn't make an AL after left and right in the middle school part. She almost knocked my teeth with those guys start somewhere so we were doing welfare cells and me and Tomor like we only tax them to come back now. We're in the bank. There's no chance we need to actually make this happen now or having a good time you know we're having fun with the boys boys. You're having a good time. Checks Lavas were making out what could possibly go wrong way too high ourselves and then the about what three o'clock we left to thirty yeah so yeah and then I went back in my for my friends there too so I went back to my friends room and then eventually joined in. I just joined Marty's room and that's when I got their learning short was off getting massage. I don't know how they got from there to their like to thirty where like our. Let's get out of here at least migratory. Let's try and find another one and we <hes> we brought eight girls back with to my room with strong. I left the iron out to just protect. I didn't iron ship allows. You iron some shit very helpful iron. Were like this they literally says why do I breath. I love the ear brain thinks like I don't think he was going to bang me but now because she saw the iron I I am impressed that you thought that far ahead to hold the iron for sure. I'm impressed that you didn't even consider ironing but just you actually went through if I'm going go through a process getting the fucking table and the iron out that I'm Gonna I just left it out anyway. They come out so those eight girls and then Jesse went upstairs. Go get big if he was up yet and it was just what a move yeah and then it was just me and Glen for a little while L. and that's when the inverted nipple thing happened then claims get massaged zoo is what a scene that was he was so excited and he was on my bed with his feet rub in all of my fucking pillows and shit put some put something on you. Fuck it sell the Corum Yeah Yeah Yeah and then Tommy came and then this kind of went wrong from there. We're pretty dumb. I WanNa know how came crashing down him. They decided to everyone wanted to go gamble problem. We literally girls every one of us will girl and we're right next X.. Recharged talking everyone's hitting it off and then the gamble thing got brought up and be left like idiots and all the girls came with us and then there to friends at none of us are talking to left when they had to go with their friends and I think I just I was checked out at that point. I want to go sleep my right. What are the chances you misfits? Can girls come back room twice. No no that's just figure out who we were. We don't need to go back to we don't need. We're all over the Internet. Oh Shit we gotta get got. It looks like a great time there. It's like Oh you guys Oh. It's like a good time like we weren't there too. It's what we said before. We're more relatable now. If we were saying like we fucked everybody when like Alright Dallas cowboys in the night but you're not just nobody would believe what a common man. The thing that you have now is much more believable than you guys being like bad. I was telling frank you earlier. I think it's sometimes harder to pick up a girl like club or it's like. I know obviously the table so loud like for me like I'm not like a male model where I could just like look at a girl have come. That'd be able to tell my jokes. I gotTA abuse my personality. I'd much rather like go out with a girl somewhere that you got you. Get better luck there than like trying to pick up a girl. A club like that's just not are seen Tommy. What kind of joke do you tell to pick her up? Well no no no. I have many jokes throughout the night. I don't have one go to jail. Gotcha quick doc on my feet looks good question for that too. I have no that's the problem with like picking up girls club bars like there's no pickup. They definitely thought we have you had to have them. Don't not if I had one. I'd be saying the definitely thought we do radio radio time. He got something solid funds. You're in you're. You're you're already into any you guys. Don't tell Joe go to clubs you. You said you like unfunny. I tell jokes girl. I didn't say I met like if I'm going out with a girl in like a date like you have you don't have to have a pickup lines could use the whole night till like make jokes about different things at a club or a bar. You've got to have that one and thing that's going to pull them in it. I don't have to like the girl brings over the beers and all the vodkas and you can you believe this service. That's Tommy Tommy jokes. What else would tell pick one told me and you believe this service frank? That's bad I was doing service Stewart. Show this show that thing about to get a shoulder turn then walk out of there with that hover believe this service line. They definitely thought we had some type of money as well because we're obviously had a table right next to it and when that bottle was getting low I went in panic mode to jets years. Do we gotta do something. You can't pay for another one my car. It ain't gonNA work and we're GONNA have a the big problem so Jesse's fuck. We got our one sack. He's I cover me. I cover them real quick. Eclipse Clubs Sodas Starts Pouring the club Soda Tito's bottle and all of a sudden five minutes later here when the fuck that Tito's carbonation the jetskis first Rodeo he had that situation under control big city all worth it to me watching the backlash on twitter. That was my favorite part of the whole fucking thing I know you screen shot a bunch of tweets. The haters hate the haters. Were really sick about you guys even they can't even comprehend that you would ever know or talk to a like good looking women. They just Kale yeah they. They cannot comprehend that so watch them superman at that is was my favorite. I enjoyed scroll right through the replies a real good time just there's just so much hatred out there and they just did not like you guys. One bit especially did not like you hanging out with beautiful women in Atlantic City. That is what it is. I mean look where we got a nice opportunity here and you might as well as fun yeah. You're right all right. We're going to go to break. We got more to get to I would like to break down a little bit for a little while the open championship chain lowery frank. He's got some Brooks kept it takes that he delivered. I heard on four play that I would like to hear again because you know he's been fighting about. He got into fights with his buddies over over the weekend. He's kind of doing this whole Frankie thing where he should digging deeper and deeper so I'd like to hear a little bit more allies kind of looking at me right now. Give me a little frankie look and we'll take calls obviously eight thousand three eight five seven eight six six five. Give us a ring. Ask US some questions. Let us know where you WanNa talk about. Maybe tell a story. You've got a good story to tell from the week. I like hearing stories off here too good story so give us a ring eight three three eight five stool we back in a couple of my little commun- It all right. We are back. The boys had themselves a grand old. A lot of people from the company Case Smith is out there. Cologne was out there. You guys have quite the crew t out there so what did a lot of them just take off after or <hes> after the Pool Party and came back to New York Yep. That's why we're GONNA stay. We're GONNA WE'RE GONNA go chaperones of the day yeah. Those are the adults for sure yes a couple of them like Casey and Willie those the adults. I agree with that. Yes you like the adults in the room. <hes> Popeye D._T.. was there Oh shit already t was what a great move by. I didn't know anybody's like come to the Pool Party going to that Pool Party and I'll just say R._T.. From the Internet and I'm going to get in he's blogging oriels all day. I'm coming to the log in the fucking oreos going great move yeah. I've met him before when we went the two army navy like three years ago when it was in Baltimore and he came out to really Nice Guy Yeah great guys. No one had no idea he's incredibly nice guy who just gets bullied by Nate all-time 'cause nate's. I was like his toss because nate like like he decides whether or not just power trips up just the whole thing he did. He kinda gave me a little bit of like a victim speech about like yeah. Just try to get my stuff as much possible as I gotta get passed name again this year's years ago mass house horrible by you. Drink guy body made his way up there good for him like you said that's definitely the right move. Just kind of Finagle your way in there. I do this part of our you still have myself a great day rougher out Frankie. You guys were there. <hes> I wash betting on every fight. I had the red guys which I lost thing. I lost like thirty bucks five dollars. A feis red guys. We're just is getting their fucking asses kicked a whole God damn time which was completely devastating <hes> not like a ton of knockouts. My favorite was probably the two huge guys that went out there like the fifth or sixth fight <hes>. I like those guys a lot. It was just one guy was absolutely jacked. The other guy was just thick thick as hell and you feel really felt like they were gonna just murder each other and then you always you're always fooled because everybody gets so tired like twenty seconds then <hes> and they just can't really swing much more but <hes> but Frankie. What was the you know it was down there seeing in their good <hes> the vibes are always great referenda? I love the crowds across our insane. They had the cup snake <hes> going around. pry The longest cup sneak in the history of the world probably could have been a Guinness World Record cuff snake. <hes> I think this guy dedicated his entire night to just picking up every single cup that was in the entire arena and just putting in the Cups Ni <hes> but yeah it was a long one because there was a lot of decisions or wasn't as many knockouts but I thought that the commentary crew did great. I thought large was a really good addition. <hes> filled in for Dave nicely. I mean Dave's obviously like the best to do it. That's like why rough around it became referee by thought that for like a last minute Kerr to get put together I thought they did fine Robbie's always great and big cat. You know it's hilarious. So <hes> the fact guys were I mean I'm on the Matt with the camera and like I can hear the commentary and sometimes they say things are so funny when those two guys were fighting. I was laughing so hard that I couldn't keep the chemistry like because I'm looking at these two huge human beings just like barely lifting their arms to try and punch each other and the way that they're talking down the low just so so funny I mean referendums always amazing knockouts who it's hilarious girls everything about like the guy who holds the fucking rope down for the ring girls away. He smiles in the background like we'll always get that shot a guy walk in with like he'll be wearing like like old school like a six shoes like this guy's in a fight like what is he did you did you like they're wearing jeans shorts. Let's just amazing to watch my personal. Favorite thing of the night was watching. Captain Cons help every girl oh aw man that's a that's a role. He was born to play perfect that role though I mean big the goat at that role true Jacksonville nobody had ever been more in their element than the double locking but just anybody who knows cons cons. He's just he's there. He's giving them the best hospitality best assistance anything they need. Captain Cons Your Guy at the end of the nineties Franken you take a picture of us. I just got off the map from five hours holding a camera. That's double my weight and I'm like sure cons. Who Am I gonNA picture of? He's like ladies the they all came around and he's like small for the camera ladies good it was like he was Leonardo Dicaprio and catch me if you can with all the stewardesses walking around like that's what we thought he was yeah Yeah No. It looked like he is having a grand old time and I'd see a larger just watching and every time he'd Kinda you'd see him in the background you'd kind of pop up and he was always just hanging around the ring. Girls just got a man in the situation running the show so it was great thought large was hilarious. I thought his ability to Kinda slide in. He doesn't try to dominate the coverage completely. Take over the coverage. His witty little kind of one liners in Jabs just makes me laugh. He was running for some fighters. You'd be I would like have the guy on the ropes and you'd see that he stunned him and he'd buy go like come out finish. Oh it's like large really wants this guy. He's like well. No I just know what he knows boxing so much he saw when the opportunity struck like get this guy kill him so he was screaming. All you heard was large on the side like the fighters listening to Mike Okay. Okay Okay Yeah. No I'm GonNa Watch what was the scene like in there. During the like half hour technical delay who are just standing there like that was probably the worst one of my life. I was just standing there filming nothing waiting for it to happen like just an all you heard was peeping like ten minutes ten more minutes and they got dave having a meltdown on twitter and I was like Oh my God just start the fights just do it when he compared the rough rowdy tweet to an airline unbelievable that was phenomenal. What did the Texas you end up being like what was something on the bikes like something on the web sites I? I don't think it really had anything to do with the cameras or like the feed. I think it was like people trying to get into watch it with like Barcelo golden south end up getting fixed relatively quickly quickly for how much I think it broke. I mean I'm all right eight o'clock like the deadline and if not like who gives us shit like we're GonNa just do it and then like the fixing it like right before that eight o'clock deadline it was hectic. Man is just a as an observer who had no idea what was going on sitting in my apartment Arment we had fired up barstool gold. We fired up rough rowdy and all we were getting was that one just image of like the ring and nothing else was happening watching Brett Comas hair for like twenty five minutes hair flip Brett just was flipping and combing his hair like nine nine thousand times which is funny and then it became kind of a combination of watching that to see if something happened and then watching Dave's twitter account to see what he would say next that point we should've went all the makes live and like even Pete's heard the back and forth between like big cat and p like that's that may have been interesting to hear like them as grambling inside like because that's something that no one would ever do and that's that feels very Barcelona like just promote like how fucking hectic it is in that huge control room. It's a professional control room outside in this bus and pizza like are we need more minutes. I'm getting these people Dave's tweet and let's just put it off eight. o'clock is the deadline and Pete on the hot on the hearts he would be unreal. 'cause I was sitting in my apartment just literally really smiling laughing to myself and how miserable Pete's half hour was. I was just sitting around for fucking idiot. What is he doing? What does that guy doing? He's sometimes so demented that like when it's not his fault he gets more calm like I think he realize it had nothing to do with them so he's like five more minutes ten minutes. It's like it's not his right on the right. He's like you know what I'm I'm ready to roll like. Just tell me went to press play still just meet all I think about was pete just getting yelled out taken absolute missiles calls from every angle and kind of sad that it wasn't him that was getting it and also could convince everyone that his what he was doing was fine while meanwhile he was trying to fix that it was it was interesting Dave's tweets or just full-blown Meltdown Celeste great there was one. There's just fight exhibition. He had breathed to to himself. He's like if I was there. Be rippin heads off but I'm not so I'm just GONNA sit here. I'm going to breathe the boy he'll be Rohner always grant at those two there when they throw to those guys like when they caleb up in the nosebleeds interview a baby. That's what you want like. You're not going to get that anywhere else. That's what makes roughing rowdy great mayweather pack. You Know Oh you're not. You're not getting that at all. They're just killed or as the best at finding the people that like everyone wants to see in the crowd and Rhone is the best that taking whatever happened in the fight and then like messing with the person during that interview like there was that one train conductor in every question that run asked him had something to do with train cigars so you look you are on track and then a little bit tell us about what happened in that first and then like everything. He's like. Everyone's saying that you're very big topic. I know caboose. You have anything to say about guys never knew what he was talking talking and then the guy he found the guy who's getting in the mix with the guy yelling about the confederates where I thought like an entire brawl was going to break out in the crowd he just wrote his fearless and he's hilarious and he just goes into those moments and it makes it ten times better. Those killed enrolled at those things things really really make it sound that both so charming and cool that they don't even realize they're getting trolled like because they're so like like like what what Nice lovely gentleman yes. What is killed WanNa talk about then? He's just got some with you the whole time they are. The Duke O-of is so sincere right man. This guy really wants to really into what I'm saying. He's very curious. Wow these questions are on point. Especially Ronan plays a good straight man but he's just he's. He's ruthless. Yeah I mean he tried to kill Frankie. Basically he put like nails on Frankie's chair uh-huh pincushions Voodoo two Khudai Voodoo doll. He thought that if he was to pin me that all the bad luck fourteen point nine I would happen so he put fucking needles in my seat. which like went went right through my like not sacks yeah? I mean it was it. It was crazy daybreak. Actually it was actually I was like kind of like I was nervous that like thank God. I looked down at my seat. No one told told me I I found it and you guys rockstars together. I love her own. He's he could've like pinned my nuts and I'd be fine. That's GONNA be dig. Soccer quote could've been my nuts. That'd be fine chaos. Feeling the genes guy to is big. Yeah I mean jeans guys terrible human being but I could fuck and fight. There's a psychopath yeah jeans. I fill in Bernardi you gotTA have to. You're gonNA drive something like that. So rough rough rowdy nine. It was good time as always. It's just a great little weekend evening everybody together. You should tell you a bunch of people you kind of fire it up. You can obviously split the cost awesome you do that or to skip are so gold and just watch viscious come out one after the other after the funny commentaries hose great <hes>. We're going to step away once again. When we come back we will finally delve into some British open talk? I WANNA get Frankie on radio now. Delivering his Brooks kept takes. We'll get that when we return our store Radio Smitty Mush Tommy Trans busy. We're back a couple minutes four five clock break but just found out that Marty Mush Some News News Marty Yeah I will be fucking flying down to Alabama then getting picked up by fucking Brandon Walker going back to Mississippi and then driving eighteen hours to New Jersey we say so there's flights Mississippi not direct I can't do. I'm not taking two different flights Tupelo. It's like it's literally probably like twelve hours to wait for another one to folks as a one a day so I don't know why I'm going Alabama. He's picking up in going back to Mississippi for the stuff to Alabama. Yeah I think we should probably we should probably talk about that. I don't want to go back and then go forward well. Is it like a forty minute trippers and actually like an hour. It's an is operatives. You make it sound like you're traveling across country. I mean but why go back now. Maybe not more is your fleet nine. PM Sundays. Maybe he doesn't want to start the journey like midnight or because it's come in Monday. Whatever regardless I will be going there for to fucking moved Brandon Walker and his family is not going to be attendance? They are flying his Marty airplanes that they're using this more kids screaming in the back the entire time while I'm fucking driving so is that your responsibilities just to be the driver. I think we're GONNA switch. They were trying to hit see what I don't even know. Where like where do we go? Where does it go? What state does it go through because I know Mississippi's on the bottom left correct not the bottom line now Mississippi's on the bottom right Alabama's to the right of Mississippi and you'll be going through Lighting Carolina Georgia Virginia Maryland D._C.? What terrible states ago through couldn't five like been through Virginia physically like helping him load his u-haul and yeah? Are you just driving with him back to New Jersey. I would venture to stay. That's why he wants probably definitely shit big. You guys are driving across the country eighteen hours. I'm not a good like my ass hurts about an hour and a half in what do you do in a car bad bony but you listen to podcasts dealers. No listen to four song so he's fucked on that part. You guys going to sleep anywhere or is it just eighteen hour. I think we have to take a day morning. Stay somewhere Monday night finish Tuesday but you're GONNA WANNA knock this out as quickly as possible. I mean yeah but also Oh. I can't crash car. No I've been through that confirmed much for someone that missed the first beginning of this wise is happening. Big Cat tweeted out so bear brenna Walker tweet design Noah cost effective way to get my car are from Mississippi to New Jersey without without driving and then sten- big Cat tweeted have Mardi must drive it at once that happened there has never been more of a bullying situation than big catches tweeting leading that and then the wheels fall off Mardi 'cause I know it's going to be funny. Lie Megan Delirious and him yelling at me regardless. It's going to be funny but it still sucks. We'll be one plan to like cover it. What do you mean covered? All we have the camera guy coming so we're going to have like to like Gopro and like the dash to one of the backs the camera guy he may be getting the worst. Oh yes Tom mullins pretty sure it was he was like the last person saw deal L. pretty sure he was forced to go your stripes yeah I mean there it could be you never know could be exciting so this is just going to be like Green Book but pointless I saw green book to scream. It really wasn't good inspirational yet very was Marzia movies but yeah it's GonNa be pointless yeah because there's no points of video just gets injured. I was thinking about this year. They were you forced to write a bus to world long drive contest and Vacaville Oklahoma and I took a rigs took a plane and for some reason we had the idea that I would take a bus. This is back when I live in an Iowa. I took a bus from Iowa to Dallas when I could've they could have easily just gotten me a plane or and Oklahoma or you could have. Let's so instead I they gave me a camera and I was supposed to like document my trip on the way down there. It's a nineteen our bus right. It's like a two hour flight and they yes so I took a bus and it is one of those things you're gonNA realize like an hour in your like all right. I think we got all the content we need now. We actually have to make the trip and that's what it wasn't a bus like I was on the bus. I got a bunch of videos and then you just have to actually write a bus. You have to drive a car. It's less than ideal. It is planes are a beautiful beautiful thing and you should take them as as as constantly as possible because the taking a bus there were some some weird people in those uh-huh you better believe it. I took the Atlantic City bus back yesterday from a C. Work. That is the degenerate express. It's like ooh baby. You're on there and you can't believe that buses are still thing. I've never been on like a bus like that on a city bus. I've never been on a long journey obviously been coach buses like my team but never random people. I don't know why anyone takes. I guess cheap but she and easier. I love the city bus. I love taking the bus within the city within the city fifty to seventy five tour bus 'cause sometimes like to go right up to the upper east side from where I'm at you. Just take take the bus. It's so much easier because donald subways go like cross town or anything like that you can take a bus cross town in a lot of people who use buses because a lot of buses there has to be people want him. One time I went through. I went to gut ball which is a music festival and I was like oh every kid will ride the bus up there. I was the only person who wrote the bus through the Bronx to get to this music festival and I looked very out of place to no no no no beautiful day. I should probably take a bus because I live at a place where the subway and where the offices now it you have to have to go sideways on the subway and it just doesn't work so either have to walk or take an uber or Citi bike like I'm here to get rid of the stigma of bus writing. It's not bad now. Do they run about as often as a subway probably more often. Oh Wow does the schedule. Go stand at the bus now. I don't know if all the buses of the same but the bus that I ride yeah they have constant buses because it's such a busy street. How do you know that you're going in the right direction? The buses going where you wanted to go. It's like a subway. How do you know the subways going the right up up on a one way that you'd be or I don't know yeah the buses? Just it's like riding a subway ground but the thing about you trust your your video like you had you had an objective right. There's a longest what something the longest drive competition soccer village that you had like a content ideal. This is is literally just sitting in a car. You're not driving. That's my that's the thing like my my stupid brain. We'll see something gonna Tangent for two hours. He's GonNa have to deal with that which I know funny but it's just like this poor best is in the backseat so like Oh my God. Let's get off. Let's get back New Jersey Jersey. One of the best fantasy football bets are seen we blog it like Hammond. Five or six years ago was someone in Philly lost as fancy football league and had to take a bus to Cleveland fourteen hours and then immediately take a bus back like what diabolical at least I'm flying at least you could fly back or take a nights Heathrow hall all famed you something now just bust their bus back. What a bet to psychotic when they're when the when the Super Bowl is in San Francisco was it was at one year a couple of years ago when they had the the first R._V. and they did a bunch of videos out there? <hes> I think Gaz and Hank Mer. Maybe the two had the drive at from Boston to San Francisco at the beginning and then once the super bowls over that drive from San Francisco Back to Boston which is and then an R._v. and that thing was kind of a piece ship but it was like that's a long way to go in an R._v.. A week thrive stop a lot of fast food places. Get some snack always yeah it gets old imagine being on the fucking organ trail. Are you kidding me. Yeah well okay. It's a little different. No it's walks. People died took years. They're saying it takes six hours of fly cross country to drive it takes probably. I don't know it was seven days. Six seven days took like three months at one point because yes country yeah yeah I WANNA do that. I'm saying like why are we talking about three months ago around to the California I on the record. I would not want to do that three month. Walk I wasn't talking about that. I'd say I wouldn't mind doing a six month. A SIX-DAY FOSTER I mean it takes longer than three months to walk Califor- no no no no. It's a seven from New York. It's a nine day walk. I looked it up one time because I wanted to leave. That's it yeah I wanted to leave here. Leaving Funny New York City Walk in right now how I'm going to take me to get home days days. It's not bad yes the body. I feel like you're realizing me so sore. Oh yeah you're breaking up and that's that's gotTa be ninety. Straight no rest right. Yeah you gotta take breaks exact that's not see from here to Philly. It's only ninety nine miles like that's dual. Oh for sure bet you can probably make that happens more safety wise like hey you can make a nine miles with you have to stop probably definitely have to walk. You're definitely to stop hundred miles. A marathon is what twenty six point four four war marathon more times but it's doable with stops eight thirty three and five seventy six six five call up talk about what I've been. WE'RE TRYING TO GET RANDOM WALKER on the line after the after the break mush stick it. Also I want to hear about your Atlantic City Poker. Anybody wants to know. I want to see what happened after you through that a lot of money that will make saddle saddle. We'll be right back. Yes this we add. This is all you guys can listen to for the whole that'd be. That'd be absolutely great. <hes> we got Brandon Walker on the line right. Excuse me Brandon fucking Walker as it's put on the call she right now brandon in how the hell are you. What's up shit big? I'm quite quite average. Are you think we're all about the same right now. <hes> how are you going to be this weekend. When when your good friend much comes down and helps you move this motherfucker sucker we're moving? We're moving Monday Monday at six A._M.. Do you know what he's getting here. Asked him when he's getting here at six A._M.. You didn't you failed to mention that you think it takes from Mississippi to New Jersey fucking eighteen hours. I'd look today you WanNa leave at one o'clock and get their having him. We're going. We're not going one day. Okay calm down anyway. He's kidding. He's kidding to Birmingham Alabama which is two hours. Take my house by the way he's going to Birmingham Alabama at eleven pm Sunday night. What kind of bullshit is that actually? If you want I could stay that I got a rat there. You have a rat in Birmingham Alabama this move there so stay there. I'll pick me up a rat in Birmingham Alabama. I used to have a country album by that name. That's the dumbest extend overheard by ever heard anybody say so. Is he actually going to physically help you move or driving renew. Here's started reading. Here's how it started and you guys did not introduce yourself made so I don't know who's there. Hello Tom Smell. You is entrenched okay. Oh Trent doesn't like me. No that's not true true what forget this. I'm glad this is happening. I like to talk to transfer a second okay. Can you retail everybody that you don't like me no because you're did that friend grew video. Come out here but you're not owning okay yeah because I said I don't think we can be friends because for those that don't know after after I will be Mississippi State in Bowl Game Brennan Walker went crazy and was like he can't believe that a bunch of slow white guys from from Iowa beat beat our team and the entire state of Iowa obviously said some very very mean things to you and you know I. I don't even remember it happening I didn't I didn't see video when it first came out. I didn't say any of the mean things but I know that you don't like Iowan. Iowans don't like you and I told you during that friend group video that it was. I can't be friends with you because the people back I won't be able able to go back home if I'm friends with Brennan Walker. I have nothing personally against you. I'm happy when you were mad about Mississippi losing to Iowa that makes me happy because our slow white guys. Did you guys so I have no no anger towards that but you you seem to think I think that since I'm from Iowa and the entire state of Iowa to you that I have some sort hatred towards you but I'm entertained by you being mad about our slow wakeup yeah. It sounds like you don't like Trent Brennan well. That's you have to be determined. We're not all through a great start but <hes> it's it's not the it's not the entire state of Iowa. It's half state of Iowa. I always say don't here yeah. That's true because it's yeah it's I was the team at B._U.. And a lot of people are I stayed fans the wrong half yeah I have been given invitations the aims I wrote which I'm not gonNA take up because dial sticks but but <hes> yeah anyway back to morning much hello Marty he's coming up and his started big cat said or put on twitter. Hey can somebody audie transport. My Car New Jersey big cats had had Mardi must do it all of a sudden. It's content Arnie much just coming down. I don't know if it makes any sense whatsoever but I'm going to be in a car eighteen hours of finding no it'd make zero sense one hundred percent. Does we said earlier earlier. It's going to be like green book but pointless well. I don't know what that is shocker the century so are you didn't answer the question. Are you going to put him. The work. Are Is Mardi very much physically going to be moving items from your house or does he just driving. He's just driving. I got movers coming on Saturday and loading up the truck and it's really going to be a road trip now. What happens when we get some New Jersey? That's a good question. I don't know what's going to happen there <hes> but <hes> yeah he's just going to be driving and I'm sure we'll stop and he'll see like a ferris wheel or squirrel and we gotta stop and do something to something funny for Party. Much money must eat all the attention well fuck it started with maybe he would start bucket LCA driving yet ferris wheel or do you plan to break up the driving like who's going to dry for how long different shifts I would imagine with me and Mardi Muslim car. I'm probably going to drive one hundred percent on the time. What are we should drive at all? What are we driving the hog? Well we have a we have a u-haul truck a twenty six trucks who I do have a driver grinding okay and then yeah twenty six feet. I remember my house and then I have my G._M._C. Acadia which I bought when I got Barstool job by the way I'm very proud of my g._M._C. Acadia Very White Guy Vehicle and I've got one truck. It's an S._U._v.. My parents don't hate each other after when you sit when he said twenty-six-foot six foot u-haul truck driving at you. I think you actually need a licensed to drive that like a specific truck license. You actually need a licensed to drive anything specific lessons what music listen to I listened to nineties wrapping nineties country exclusively though none of that we're gonNA listen to outkast you have benefits the city with me. We wrote around listened to outcast radio and you have a good time though I didn't I had why like one song that you were singing than the rest <music>. I'M CO OPS court. Please God apponaug scored. I don't know a lot about u haul trucks but I don't. I don't think the chances with all score existing are very high thought we were driving any Katya. My car hasn't outscored toward your good. Thank God that Hey hey Smitty Committee yes sir. How are you doing U._K.? Yeah good. How are you yeah? We were texting good yeah. I'm sure we were all right now. Now you've got you've got their. How're you doing? Hey how're you good. Have we have we we. We haven't bonded very well. Have we wanted to a very well so we haven't had many opportunities to. I feel like there could be a connection there. Can I be honest. I'm probably going to have a connection with everybody except for because I'm I'm quite terrific but I look forward to and Gibbs vizier yup connection with Tommy Tommy. Tommy is GonNa make an effort. No no fifty fifty meet fifty fifty yeah okay so one of the one okay. Here's the same one of the first thing we're doing. It's GonNa take the Yankees game. When I get there? In August you can go to that. Yeah sounds good. We'll bond over that are Yankee fan base. No shut up a Yankee Fan. You never know he's a dolphins phase a Weirdo Vinci's a break the big braves fan. Oh Fantastic Alpine friendship if blossoming right before your eyes a friendship is lost my yet on twitter. I saw you tweeting about the braves and I was like let's go get a little brace falling going in store. We're both MISSISSIPPI STATE FANS. I Love Joe Moorhead. He's a he coached at Fordham. which which is where I went to school so where we could bond over that? Would you like a cowbell. Hell Yeah like fucking cal I will I will give you a cowbell. I I have many cowbells to give away. You can have a cowbell and Trent last thing because I gotta go to Trent Brandon. I Apologize I apologize to the entire state of Iowa and we now be friends. I can tell actually hold grudges yeah. Chris is not wanting me. I'm telling you all I could see it on his face. Tommy Tommy is doing this. I'M NOT EVEN GETTING NO I. I don't think we know I can't be your friend. Not No. I can't be your friend. There's no reason for your friend. I apologize to Iowa. I won't get down. I'll fuck a corn stalks. Whatever I got to to make you feel better if you if you deep throat a corn stock we can be friends content? Fuck all right. Thank you very much brand and go get your shit or I'm sorry. I guess I'm finished okay. You just shit to do that off the stage. I gotta get ready for my show. Welcome wine on periscope of walking several check that out all right welcome back for radio. You're the say there yeah now. It's just Z.. Take you take your else. Take your else. <hes> Smitty Trent bibs Mush smokes and spider spider joins in was was all about outside said take a mike near Spider. How we don't spider great? Thanks for the invite to be here not a problem and then like right when spider walks in like walks right by just like puppy dog is and blatantly way so I saw nate tweet out. He's thinking about on blocking you on twitter and you guys were in Atlantic City together. Rather this weekend are are fences being mended. I mean things are very cordial for that way for the good of Barstool and then that's that's for the parts yeah I mean gene <unk> quieted down like I. I'm not trying to be aggressive towards him. Like a normal usually before me being normal or even not even be normal caused him to come over the top on me around other people pat tweeted out today I mean this is outrageous trying to see this morning. When parcel breakfast tweeted out a pitcher or their intern was sleeping job and pat try to to get nate spider monkeys famous for going at Jetski for sleeping that feels like a million years shit Jetski fell asleep in the office and everyone was Kinda like okay like probably not the most appropriate thing I remember he was in the video game? Remove your streaming. Ah Duty All day and you just passed out nate was the one that went absolutely abe shit called Dave and like the got really out of control probably on necessarily so and jets famous line. Sometimes the jet ski just runs out of gas perfect situation. Make it through Jetski line like that prepare your good yeah but apparently breakfast or at least willy has an intern now now who is just sleep at the desk like right in the middle of the office like just the sleep like at no earlier this morning earlier this morning and Pat tweeted it out like what the fuck is going on. He tried to get need to say something on twitter. Sir The pot tagged them on the breath account and need apparently had a text written up ray to go in and drafts saying he's probably listening to Barstool breakfasts who always ready ago. Yeah well good thing now but nate. I hope suckered so job via smitty at parcel breakfast your job job. Maybe the Internet was sleeping. Listen to Boston was listening to breakfast. DABBING sent message to smitty is a genius or if he just stumbled into that we we were living in time where I can't tell the difference. How did you know yet texts climbing just the way the world works? I Know Idiots told you that nate did not tell me that but by I'm aware that that happened in nate did not I put that through dot to stir the pot and before this time last year gate would not have been neutered. Oh so you just forced his hand forces hand because he put it up because I don't think nate actually cares about that. He just wrote that to be funny which would've been funny hundred percent and it would have been cleaned. It would have been because it's already out. We are now living in post nate saying that to Barstool world but didn't say yes he did. He just relate the information on national radio. Disagree is a great. Mike's on Yeah No. He didn't say for draft that you're allowed to draft stuff not say but then. He told he didn't just draft it because he must've told somebody that he draft. He hadn't Ted till that's not my business. So who did. He told you that he drafted it. No not so there's a third party told somebody awful. This is C._B._S.. Heard you'll never believe what I didn't are still breakfast. According to what is C._B._S.. Status You kinda mentioned how you nate may have mended fences where it is C._B._S.. Stand on the matter if you were to speak with him. C._B._S. has been muzzled for the moment again. He still runs pocket rockets not as necessarily a poker blog or platform but just to follow me at my escapades as I played poker for M._G._M.. And that'll had yelled so that's still alive in that sense plus the handle pocket rockets. You can't let that go. Do you think we'll be seeing another senior hearing from C._B._S.. Soon I think we might we might just have had one because I didn't see anything bad like that. You didn't Dayton mind like nate. Yeah you do between your head. You know that has has taxed anxiously refreshing meant absolutely no mouse by that he just put it into the draft says like mean be funny and didn't push because he didn't want to start the pot because it is stowed right smitty when someone put something in the drafts and doesn't get in trouble for is because it stays in the drafts doesn't go public. You're like no one gets me. No one gets in trouble when you just keep it in the draft. That's because no one knows about it just said yeah it house now exited the draft where in that world people do get in trouble doesn't matter what the form is if it's not a tweet but you've said it on radio and it's going GonNa be a tweet here from soccer and that's that's just it. It left the draft world when Neat told this mystery person that he drafted into an incentive is incredibly important by dig soccer. He has so much pressure to do the via an like who said what let me see Willie enlarge on their all lily on there yeah I mean don't have intern sleep in the office up an APP. That's now that's that's. That's a snitty like they're her that are going to be taken. The photo of surprise like didn't blow up more to be honest with you. I was just reiterating with somebody told me what nate had drafted who toys so. You seem to be on the same side here. We need to find that was outrageous him to sleeping yeah of course because it wasn't like these Jetski was in a room like Kinda away from the business stuff this guy at least a picture of what's was presented. He was like slump back in the chair just like right in the middle of the I'll give you that but at the same time it's morning radio earlier than everyone here so if you're saying I don't sleep at the office like yeah but you you're at a different standard. You know what I mean well. They wake up with the ask crack dawn every single morning not saying them saying an intern who nobody it is fucking in the middle of the fucking office. No I know devil's advocate and I'm not saying I'm not saying I'm never would sleep in the office writing. The kid was like at his lap. I've saw him pass them on way too radio this morning. He was like at his laptop laptop watching a video and you're just like passed out it was sleeping in his office is dangerous for sure. It's worse than sleeping here like after hours alone though no not after hours alone I think that's happened but really we've we took pitcher or not. We like the Barstool stole account took a picture of one construction workers like sleeping on a cow and that like that was an issue that's different. I'm kind of with bibs on this one. Those guys were like let me take a see on the floor and make myself comfortable whereas this kid who is in the photo today looked as if like he was sitting at his computer and maybe like does yeah again not define no saying that's how it's the middle. He's working morning radio schedule that blows as someone who worked morning radio for five years that sucks yeah you deliver the life breath on your first week on the job like you should probably agree that some coughing or system yeah walk around take a lap. It's funny so let me get destroyed so after after you saw like this kid sleep thing stories like well fuck this bad one what nate thing send you soar nate in his draft to say no no no. That's not how that's not housing went. How would it go? I saw the twitter I did not see him sleeping. I saw twitter somebody sleeping on his desk and I saw someone else comment about who may or may not have control of the bar so rapists account and I asked him about it and ask them about trying to stir nate's pot and he told me or she identified our static what's happening him in nate talked and apparently had the stress rate ago but didn't push it out. Okay okay so confused with this is great so many qualifications there. I don't know use a lot. This is all from Nate Charter. Get on radio solid starts spiders here. Yeah I feel like natured. Come in like explain. Oh perspective has an intern that was asleep in the middle of the office. Pat Tried to get bar sonate to say something. They apparently had note written up in the draft saying he's probably listening to Boston Breakfast Great Wall Dondi. I don't think that that's that wrong like nobody. Nobody should be mad at nate should be mad at PAT. That's funny reply yeah. No I think it is too but I just think nation have been here to say it. I mean that's kind of thing to say you know. It's not yours to say I agree with you on that. France and nate says Francis doesn't have cancer anymore. Oh say this nice okay whatever I don't know. I don't know I think the way he wrote that to me. Get Pat the mix is definitely if I'm connecting the DOTS which is pretty easy <hes> Patrick the picture so yeah we'll pat definitely took the pick right tweeted from the Barstool Breakfast Account C. see see nate trying to get nate to say something. May which I think is all legal yeah yes that is pat or not. I mean obviously again easy to put together. You literally said Pat tried to get me and then that's that's good. That's clearly the person who who you got your information from why wouldn't eat so tell pat that he had that drafts 'cause pats like apart barstool breakfast now. I think dates like that would have been nate's reply if he replied what you just think that what I haven't drunk drafts didn't see the draft I feel it. You know I did not see any sort of draft. However you know an actual drafts happened no? I just think that's what would've been replied if there was a reply your backpedaling. You're selling sill. Maybe I went maybe overstepping unlimited saying there was an actual physical draft right. No I think knee would have said that if you're now saying that you're just guessing that's what would have said No. I know that's what knee would have said by the source but who is that's why I don't I don't sources I feel it's gotTa be Pat. Why I don't become I breath round? The source will come out somehow of his Mafra shirts for sure. Have you just talking about something else right Jason Jason Jason other STU Jason's one about Vertigo one about must B._B._Q. B._B._Q.. Yeah mostly we care how much I don't know if you're allowed to make any decisions but I'm in Birmingham Alabama right now so when you in Brandon get in here if you WanNa get some barbecue or something you the rat on rattling I don't know Long Island is not the right I was talking about. Yes most federal yet a writing in Binghamton do she just moved there Binghamton Birmingham Birmingham big into New York yeah so what I should get barbecue doing well. I've been Alabama's got great barbecue. Probably yeah no no. Let's seems like imagine <hes> actually we got it up a break quick Jason. We'll get back to you after the break equipped us time five seventy six six five. I don't think anything that was said was like that bad. I I don't know what was said. Balloon is around yeah because because I think some people will take offense that talk about their show but nobody said anything good he but he back to this <hes> no that that's what he would have said like if you wearing to stir the pot but he didn't <music> but he told someone this is what I would have said. Are we still alive. Yes you're right back. BURSARY brain here. I could wile away the consultant <music>. I be scratching while all busy genetic by only had a brain I unravel every riddle horrendous the back barstool radio back baby got smitty fresh off an hour and a half way from Queens in the dirtiest hoover imaginable full military fatigues for some reason Z.. Thank you no problem Rob Mush Y.. P. Pleasure. What are we say? No problem generous media no problem trying to steal our here. You just normal reprimand me when I said Hey Lieutenant Smitty and you said it's General Smitty. That's just the stone stone fax no. I'm not trying to steal our but like I'm officially general when it comes store I know but it feels like I am because that's was giddy up. Today we went to the Fortnight World Cup which is held in Queens at the Arthur ash stadium which next city field and it was a scene man it was a scene could only hatchet yeah. It's even more of a scene when we get there and the sponsor says that that we're not allowed to film with anyone under eighteen. Nobody's allowed to be on camera. Let me guess owes a few those at the fortnight World Cup. Why be let me ask you if somebody tells you to go into the middle of the Atlantic in film Barstool outdoors but you're not allowed to show the water? How difficult would that be? Just shoot up the whole time now. I'm just kidding you know like pseudo from the boat like from the boat yeah I agree but it's not the most ideal scenario the examining agreement so that was a little bit difficult plus. I'm dressed up like in character General Smitty Ledin smoothies army devil in their dressed up like John Wick and other guy dressed up like Allama. We're fucking Mickey Pluto and goofy walking walking down main street at Disneyworld magic kingdom kids are stopping us left and right for pitchers where we're going to say no Putnam aside. You can't just being a dick. I can't use a friendly content which is even worse is famous for your own good right now. It was walk down the four nine World Cup did General to whip some troops into shape today. That's that's what this is. What Arthur ash broke barriers for a fortnight cop he died of AIDS and this is what happens to his CASSIA? They told you this right when you got there. That's what he died of. Oh I didn't know that yeah they they told you when you gotta anyone eighteen. I think we knew that before going in but we came up pretty rough realization that that there's nobody buddy over to happen now. Now I mean there are dad's there are people there are a lot of dad's like watch my streams like what their kids and stuff and a lot of people watch it in general but it was it was it was a wild seem plus. We get there like five of us and we have a production assistant T._J.. Who I think is an intern here? He's a nice kid. He's little heavy good guy but he's like a hugely because I was trying to identify who he was radio. They don't know what you said to you guys T._J.. Longhair where's the Yankees had great kid goes to Rutger Heavy T._J.. Was No but the heavyset didn't help doesn't help it. All we have so many heavyset people we've got double vodka dog crossing every quarter as ton and he's only fortnight dude and he basically creamed himself fortnight dude ghost because he's big fat just just like fortnight. He is a run through the soon not gigantic running now. You'RE GONNA say run just because he's heavyset. He's gotta run something absolutely not but mass fan thank fan ago stating when he was a yesterday and this poor kid he didn't have an we didn't have an extra ticket for him to get in so he just sat outside for five hours. Just sit outside you in the heat in the heat just sat there for five hours. I'm like did came. We get a pass for him to get in there like no. We're all booked up. You couldn't have given gotten to maneuver home. No he needed to sit outside with like the film equipment guy so you just sat there for five hours hours. I felt extremely bad on your Internet was before you call them heavyset. Yeah think about that. I do feel bad about sorry. Let's take a couple of calls pool Biz as that it was evacuated image like you just sitting there like the park bench for five hours just like a wall I I gave him twenty bucks at the N._F._l.. So much shit how's that wasn't Saudi. Hey Pal you fat. Bastard will be Tori dollars. Mushy might be able to go get some subway and cookie when bucks to do something. I don't know what he does. My guys show that's four dollars an hour. I think there's a certain amount where it's insulting to give people money at paid us absolutely yes right. I'm just saying if general INVINCIB- went to launch and he paid for like seven dollars. It'd be weird if I paid. Don't you think that certain line where it's almost like no the guy you know what I mean like a coffee. There's different things where it's like. You WanNa pay him back but it's almost two we gave them twenty bucks twenty dollars. I felt bad. I don't know like here have a bureau in May own even give you don't give I mean I don't know just feels weird yeah. It was built for me. That's just give nothing comanche twenty bucks. Maybe maybe bring him back teaching the ropes Assam. Give him a little like life lessons. Twenty Bucks is brilliant twenty five hours. That's worthless. It's July Toil Mush as you were heavy set. You want to sit outside in July for five hours well. I didn't call them. Heavy set your words now mine. I did my power. All I'm saying is the other thing is to now. It almost feels like you feel like you're right with him. Now because it's like yeah took care of him. I gave him twenty. No this ain't first of all I was fighting to get him inside the the entire time it was not my decision to have him outside sent home or I wanted him inside and they were pulling purgatory like Oh we can't get them. You need to stay with the film equipment Blah Blah Blah's and so he just sat there results business at the end of the day it doesn't matter who's fighting for who the general has to care about his troops and all I think I mean the evidence you just let them sit outside. Twenty men on July way say when he got twenty bucks very much lit up like a Christmas dismiss hand great. They said today Texas Mommy Smitty gave me twenty bucks twenty dollars guys starting something completely. That's all you're twenty twenty dollars for sitting outside five out. If you're an intern I taking no okay would rather have nothing there. There's there's there's no denying. It's a nice gesture like hey man. Here's here's like thanks for sitting around but just something about like slipping twenty as you walk gone by like you slip the fat entering a Co by yourself a popsicle and you walk away and your General Alpha just seems like disrespectful to me and here's another dollars buys a hell of a lot of pop one or New York Bro Not New York. Here's mother question what was the nature of like how long was the interaction of the twenty dollar exchange. Are we talking under thirty seconds because that's was there. was there a conversation really. Thanks Twenty Bucks a Nice Day. No it was thanks for sticking sticking out here the entire times I gotta worry about it you know. Why didn't you let him to be the became? A number just got another guy's Allama. He should have been the Lama. Don't we had only five tickets to get in six people acting like on charges production I just you're the federal literally general before they're like. Hey we only have five tickets or six. People's me on the fucking general get us in. You are the general. Why are you mean to date actually just sneak right in with our tickets to say why didn't know like we're were there? They told us new costumes thing. That's crazy to me is a guy in general laughing like how do you expect me to be in controlling. You are the general every single thing that has to do with your organization. You are the Jenner now. I wish I saw walkaway with after slipped at twenty two. E went on his phone. He takes his mom and said Hey. Can you give me some key vend Memisa for a ride home. Can you call me Uber. Many gave me twenty bucks. How am I gonNA eat tonight but really why why didn't realize like six and five that's I? I asked the same as that question. This was not my operation operation. If this is my battle plan I would attacked it a lot different but you're the rest who's who's about you. The sponsor the advertiser the people sales people with us the production. You couldn't be like hey sales. <hes> we have six people in there's currently five and is there any way we can get them in or be like s on an airstrike and get us an extra quick air exactly next thing you know the kids like wow so many made my day you only five hours pissed off anyway because we needed an extra camera. There had to get like behind the scenes shit because really at one film in like exactly what the sponsor wanted so there's a lot of shit like not caught is tedious. Seven people teacher here right now grabbing what he said. No you ended up getting ticket to go in wait. What like we call them? We came out you like rubbed. Our stamps like so after the waiting the five outs as a big four night guy big again again. He's a fortnight fan. He's he doesn't have to be a big fortnight fan every time. Come on man come on. There's no reason to really take things next levels. I'm just saying man. That's all you know like you're you're. You're just a bad guy. What was your last night by the way it was great? Adam is great great. Good mushy time I had a blessed I was fun. I was singing out to four Kevin Hayes. Yeah that's fun. What's wrong with that? No just philly guy. I know nice fell to sound like a like. A really good time brought me with his friends Sing Karaoke. Yes good. Where were they were at last night? No no okay I got the general. I'll get the invite. Everyone who is here was a lot like no one was. It wasn't like a paper invite. It was like people were just going to this thing everyone's like Oh. Are you going to go. I hate that people because no one's printing out invitations word of mouth than you think I like made a fucking cursive writing invited office manager Brett no he just showed up. I was like Oh what's up Brett Jeff Dining. There's people were there. It was weird mix. We'll be having it was a weird has they came look like a lot of fun. Will you have this kind of salty demeanor little bits like I don't have a salty marinol. I'm just saying look like a lot of fun. Thank you yeah absolutely <hes> Rob. Rob Your Online <music> Song Reverend recommendation. What's up fellas happy Friday? Hey sorry originally called about the Song Recommendation Third Blind Jumper always gets the people go and circumstances disown are not great <hes> it's about suicide but like the actual up of the song choked with suic- that on the record that's true much but I have a funny intern story real quick kind of goes as long as as maybe here so I was interning for a company. The general manager calls me to his office. He's very I need a favor. I need to take her account at to the eye doctor <hes> he can't drive because of what's going to happen. You know the procedure your doctor <hes> now. This guy was in a wheelchair. He was paralyzed the waist down so I get in my truck driving over this guy's house and the whole time of big myself how the House has gotten around my truck because in his van he literally literally could pull his wheelchair into the driver's seat and draw with like a joystick so I get there and I'm like I'm perplexed. I'm like there's no way it's causing any of my truck with the Hell I pull up. I get in the Guy I passed the guys van. There's a lawn chair strapped into the driver seat where the wheelchair would normally go so him and his wife tile in the van and I had the drive this van in along with a lawn chair doing joystick and at the end on the interstate petrified and at the end he gave me ten bucks and he was like hey man appreciate it. Go Get yourself some Wendy's. Did you get Wendy's Oh well hell yeah but it was like almost killed myself and everyone in there and he was like hey you go pal it just awesome. Wendy's guys say something. I hate when people suggest what you should do with stuff. You know what I mean. Go Get yourself a bit dude. I'll do whatever I want with ten bucks now telling me to go get you know what I mean. It's kind of degrading <hes>. Thank you very much Rob Rob. We're overdue for a break. We'll be right back barstool radio. My friend got dive live in the see you again. Hey the within your yeah I know God to read the way uh-huh <music> who <music> welcome back Barcelo Radio Frankie's out on the pup. Oh yeah is it really. Oh yeah maybe a little tease good jam fucking jam P._F._C. on the guitar anything's possible in that Ben. He's incredibly fucking ask credible incredible guitar. I was in one of these like quiet private rooms and he was practicing in the room next to me. I thought he was playing a recording so I got out and I walked him on the Electric Guitar was incredible. Listen to a song look up whatever key it's in or or whatever and then he can just play it. He's just one of those freakishly creative like savant like he do everything he's funny. He's musical. He can right he can can do everything can see in color see music nets and color. We were talking about yesterday. What does that mean we're talking about? It's called like centralization. That's not right but it's GonNa close sentence Asia or something like that you can you can hear colors someway somehow. I don't know what that means. I Did San Francisco onset outside. Lands and I thought I could see the music yeah I like was I could be it yeah so I don't know is that it maybe I achieve real quick. Can I talk to you guys about something. That's been on my mind please. It's a little something called the stolen Roland Valor Act of two thousand thirteen and it's actually a United States federal law that was passed by one hundred thirteen th United States Congress and this law amends the Federal Criminal Code to make it a crime for person to fraudulently claimed to have I've been in the military with the intention of obtaining money property or some other tangible benefit and I'm just popped in my head because I'm looking over at Smitty right now and he's wearing a pair of desert storm camouflage pants fact a military terry vest fact that looks like the guy from the big Lebowski War Walser so j yes and then you're wearing a green beret die in Vietnam my buddy now in Vietnam right this green beret you didn't mention any the actual time underneath it. You have a Barstool gametime shirt so I mean according to the stolen Valor Act if you're doing it with the intention of obtaining money property or some other tangible benefit followers yeah right which fourteen year old <hes> Phantom right which equates and money so if there's any police officers listening right now Seventh Avenue Penn Station Area Goodbye and get your boy so I wanted to bring this up because I'm interested in more than name. Thank thank stealing dour lease. I hope not first of all and most important you're interested in stealing valor though now I'm not as sister okay. I won Miss Importantly Kate. How good do I look in a break? I'M NOT GONNA lie and you look like like you can pull it off amy thank he does. I put this on solely for the production right and I may never take you might be a great. There's a great square head. It's got a square where top from top to bottom just saying it's only symmetrical. It looks fucking fantastic. It's like a Lego head style type on top of the leg or they put the square hat on top perfectly Hatcher Patrick Tillman recipes had a pretty square head he did he day. What are you doing? You look good right wait. Oh look like you play soldier number three in a movie Yes yeah but get wax pretty fast in the movie like right yeah. There is tough to start wearing a Bray Mitch. Hedberg had a great job bill. He wanted to start wearing one but like when do you just start wearing a beret like is it time like when. When do you begin doing something like that? I want to do that. I'm like I think it's too late in life. If I started people call me every friend is going to ask you. What's the exact right right? What are you doing but real life life talk? The reason why I <hes> became known on the foreign exchange as General Smitty is we play with a lot of kids who are underage in which I feel uncomfortable interacting with them. I'm on the scale that we need to and I don't WanNa put them in a position cursing them. I don't WanNa make him for content or whatever so I assume this role as general so whenever they were talk I would just yell at him and I'd say you speak with spoken to solder that way would cut them off and my what kind of crazy sick world around here almost weirder nice of a little kids. This is not still a nice little kids. It's not get content content. I thought we were talking to these kids myself so I made this really possum around again. If you're a cop listening right now swing by perfect because it gives good content signature the kids don't get themselves in trouble. Oh any more importantly you make sure like we don't get and how many kids do you think about drugs kids off drugs. I hope so I always say say no to drugs kids and always be a thinker not stinker when they asked if they should be an athlete do they do. They listen Jason and not speak until spoke. Absolutely they fall in line. That's how General Smitty became no now when you take the next level and a sponsor like mountain dew wants you to dress up an actual military fatigues and become General Smitty Committee in real life. This is where I kinda have the question of if it's right or not because I was walking down all day like this acting like a general and did I feel a hundred percent. No I did not what's but obviously I will do it because I sold my Solo Barstool and right you basically shit all over the United States military and everything it stands for for mountain dew so at least you did it for a noble cause in the way I'm dressed and jokingly obviously referring to myself. Joe Is not a child. Let's be honest. It's not debris looks great okay like is he's this towing the white seriously no not at oak anybody who gets upset about people wearing camouflage or somebody tweeted me the other day that they were upset. They saw somebody wearing a P._O._W.. Hat and they're like how could they. There's no way there and I'm like well. Maybe somebody in their currently who gives a fuck as long as you're not using it to like trick people into giving you money or like trick like a girl into wanting to be with you which by the way I get every now and then because I do zero blog thirty here. I get girls in my d._M.'s going kate. Can you tell me if this guy is for real or not. Here's what he told me and I just got one yesterday where she said he told her he was in R._O._T._C.. In the day he graduated from like Alabama or whatever he deployed and he'd been on like five and I was like no get run guy that guy's full of shit but I do get a lot of girls asking me about stolen valor dudes who are like trying to impress girls attending they were in which is kind of creepy but for the most part is is that a phrase like when you're trying to use it for pickup rather than financial means like still stolen valor yeah I would call it. Yes still Hunan. I just wanted to know that actually is the phrase that's that's it. I believe did you ever hear the nineteen ninety-three Congressional Stolen Pontiac was was controversial. I remember one nine three involved in that some whistle now but there are veterans out there who like get off on finding stolen valor in like calling it out like like Oh this homeless guys wearing a jacket and saying he's Vit- but he's like he's fucking homeless dude who gives a finally I see like hey like you served like I can't tell other people how to act and obviously I love your opinion and be when I see a homeless person taken advantage of that. I do think kind of like disrespects wchs everything is like the easiest way to try to get sympathy. Also it scares me for the future. I'm like Oh my God look home's Van. Yes seamlessly Hummus vets out there on every single street corner but no that's what you're doing is absolutely not stolen valor anybody. Anybody who get upset about what you're doing right now is like just has too much time on their hands and it's just a sad 'cause I will say tapping. Collins helped me. Oh yeah fit the spurring I offered you. I have a CAMMO jacket. I have stolen valor my desk. I have a Komo jacket with <hes> colonel rank on it that I put on every now and then so throw it on run around the town. Yeah I use it to make kids follow me and know that would be weird. Oh Smitty you. Do you think you're kind of fathering bothering parenting them with the speak when spoken to you worried about changing their behaviors at all no I just say speak when spoken to because honestly when we first started streaming a kid was very good a fortnight came on and he I was actually incorporating until a couple of streams because he would like I interact with us on his actually very funny at the time and then you just decided to drop it end bomb so like okay. Do you remember dishonorably discharged. We can't say his name right now. Remember that I remember that the person though so like there needs to be some sort of protection for kids and the streams and that was like you speak when spoken to fall in line soldier kind of do so. I think that's really smart. I think it's a fun. Kate was on your stream like what if an actual troupe is on your stream do you that's happened then. Give them the general rancor you still general over them. It depends I'll much they earned. Oh what if what if a real real general who's like the of the Armed Forces if Colin Powell was the play fortnight. I'll let him have it. Yeah Okay General if you are earned those five five. What's the second one the second highest wrestlers? There's like there's four versions of general right right below the General Blah. I think it's lieutenant colonel so what about Lieutenant Colonel Like we're talking bigwig but not a general. Would you see the generalship the him if he was on your stream it if it was just completely random and it happened like that and I knew that they were certified rank in the military I would probably concede it to them. If it was for an act and they came on I would make sure it was okay with them. I but then big time of that big time makes I think that's very good game. Plan honestly somebody I think this is the opposite of stolen value probably recruiting kids to the military. They'll probably this is awesome my dad I just wanted to be okay installed trucks. There is like a real chance though that if general and I'm saying like General Smitty as in the character keeps growing that like the army could at some point us you as a recruiting tactic as like maybe that's our next add deal. I don't hate that. God has many wants you you the U._S. for this set for this fortnight video. I'm basically doing the speech from patent in front of green screen. I mean there's a chance you may be the first non military person recruiting. Has that ever happened. Well listen to this the army for real one hundred percent sent. This year started an Army E. Sports team and over six thousand five hundred soldiers applied to be a part of it. It's basically they're picking thirty soldiers for it and it's the this summer actually is when they first started it. Only active duty and reserve soldiers are allowed to apply but once chosen they're like legit on the Army East sports team and they are so there could be active duty so imagine being the frontlines Afghanistan and just getting the call to play fortnight in. Oh Yeah Serbia like you get to come home. Now you gotta be on that but they actually practice and they actually are real team and they're doing this stuff for for real but it's part of the army trying to get younger people interested like Oh shit. I joined the army and beyond the gaming team whatever so you won't be onto something smitty. These kids are the joke. They're playing for millions and millions of dollars this week. Oh yeah it's crazy. It's nuts are we got up calls online eight thirty three five seven eight six six five Scott Scotty Yacht. Hey what's up though I was in the Marine Ford from three to seven but <hes> I was gonNA say <hes> it's true. I'm kate on this one like after I e after whatever it was Kinda like I don't I do not really care about that <hes> if is somewhat myself. It's all somebody that that's something I mean I would probably say to my friends dish fag but I mean I'm not going to try to fight him and then to Schmidt Eighty I would not be worried about it because if you've seen what general look like then and no one's going to mistake you for they are all super old and they look like they've lived to lifetime. It's like super stressful so like yeah I mean that's something that if you saw somebody in the journal outfit and they don't look like they're a hundred years old. They're not a real general okay. I appreciate anyway so call Scott. Yeah Douglas McArthur look like he age one hundred years between World War One World War Two. Oh Yeah for sure yeah I honestly like when I farted started doing the streams I was referred to as a private top rank. It's usually private smitty. Yeah I gave myself just so you did kind of rise is through the ranks. I promoted myself and actually I just Google this while you guys talking. There's the military gaming league where this Gamer who was in the army for seven years got out started doing competitive video games and now has like there's this whole League League for veterans where they can get together and play video games stuff so military gaming league if we're using could play in that league. Oh Yeah we should see if you fit in if they sniff you out shopping you act like you're not but you're wearing that you act like you really are. I see if they can make an all out. I can be a low key grunt yeah. That's bad I m the only me and my brothers or the only generation from my father and in grandfathers and I think that's my grandfather's my dad that didn't serve we talk about having your dad him on the just makes me feel like a huge plsy. My grandfather was in world war two the other ones in the Korean War. My Dad was serving after Vietnam. <hes> yeah and look at you your general now I am general out I'll rank them. All I grabbed my grandfather was <hes> in the army with Elvis and the Korean War with him. Oh yeah years here's to get to write love notes back to my mother comb on tax what flex and this is when Elvis was like famous too but also do you want that I don't know I don't know if I'd want Elvis right and love no. Oh thank you yeah that'd be like serving with Justin bieber today or something like that and having girl hey. Can you sing my girl. No do you get Outta here. Yeah I don't want that. Can you send my girls from nudes Elvis. I'll tell you what Elvis he's a problem. Keep him away from your girl at said Elvis is really nice guy so you just hang out play songs said they bought like everyone in the camp like at the time just like stationary heaters and stuff yeah l. this older no is there any movies about him in the military. I don't know they're coming out with Elvis movie right now. In which Frankie Dino who is playing him some it was <hes> what's GonNa be like miles teller but then if some random dude who actually like look I mean we're saying random. He may have done other things but <hes> it's Alexa fucking. Look like Elvis exactly like I think he's a rapper. No that was Michigan Kelly in though the dern or whatever the miss you know G. Eazy was room rumer like Elvis didn't but machine-gun Kelly did kill Tommy Lee in the molly's. He's been in a bunch of Netflix. What's the shit that just came out ever bird box? He was in that too. He was in Burbach Kelly in the skinny the one K. banging in the garage. YES VLASIC 'EM VK. I mean that's an actor classic. We gotta take one more call than we had to break <hes> Johnny Johnny. I'm sure it's going to be a lovely call. You guys what's going on happy Friday. Everybody Ooh what's up Danny real quick. I'm just curious. The one thing I love about Barstool I love all the personalities <hes> I love. How everybody gets a shot? Sometimes it's random vigilance doing a hell of a job today hosting and I don't know the Internet of how people fill in for one another but why did smitty come in late and ruined the vibe and just hop in and bump <hes> it's off because I I was told to come in and host here during a break and vibes with it usually usually like usually what can if you WanNa know how it works and usually when rigs comes in and I'm hosting gene. I get up say like do you want the seat. Sometimes Drake says yes sometimes he says No. I walked in. We're up against a break coming back. FIBS just got up and switched seats and I hopped in it really wasn't a big man outspread. I'm looking at villas face right now and he can't ear on it. Sounds Dole is and you know what I'm GonNa say this to Kenny Watch. Are you speak to a general dude slight bit of Decorum fucking Janney. What's a Song Conan to break? I Love Smitty but this show got grinding halt because it has bullshit. I love it has been on for about ten minutes so I don't know how much it was really going before. Got grinded yet. Oh Frankie Borelli just said we don't need to take this guy's call for a song sorry canny <hes>. Yes sorry that I was just doing my job. No yeah I I get up because Smitty is the veteran here and he has more experience. I'd get up for anybody. I'm the new guys still I feel like honestly like when I was walking in. I was going to be like take what rigs yet no like. Do you WANNA stay there. I don't care yeah that's probably me being passive pussy and just getting up because I just get up and also like a peek behind the curtain for Kenny is like you know it's Friday here in the summer. I'm walking around is the producer of the show trying trying to find people to do the show smitty like I texted Smith who is a guy who wants who who is on the show. Whenever like Dave is out or raises is a guy on the show as fibs why he was like I'm I'm around like I'll come on? Come on all the people like just wanted to come onto the radio. Show like this is how these things come about during the summer. It's almost like a skeleton crew who's around and that's all fine and say but he's not walking in Bien like this is my our show thank you did I text you wrapped up filming at like three exactly to come back and frank honestly yell like we don't know who's going to be on today five minutes before the show starting right all right. Let's I think of it more of an all star team between all I mean this is like you're doing skeleton patchwork all the stuff all right. I mean we get it. FIBS the Guy Emmys killing it right now. Let's just slow down another repeal to me like you guys all have your own shows. SMAE does Shawn late show Kate does the Chattan show is everything is taken scandal or any for I am skeleton a strong no bony yeah I mean I love that and don't worry Candy Davey. P._G.'s is going to be back probably in two weeks and you'll never here for me me again. <hes> Duk Tov your arline guys. Hey it's tiny bit speier Doug Okay so really tiny talk congrats. That's exactly so thank you for remembering that flattery but anyway so what else there's a there's a big difference to me between somebody who's wearing a hundred cammo jacket. You know what I mean something like that and somebody who's wearing like military like current military Cammo for me. I'm way to solve Apus to ever like fight for my country so for me. It's it's like I like whenever I see. I'm not a public sicker but I talked to the public very often and whenever I see that I feel like it's it's a it's a term respect to be able to wear to a certain extent that could be wrong on that but that's just how I look at that to a certain extent all right doug. What's the song going into break? <hes> it's GONNA be. I insist by joyner Lucas Frankie. Thank you very much doug break right now. Stick with US sparser their.

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SEASON FOUR PREMIERE FEATURING MARTY MUSH

Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

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SEASON FOUR PREMIERE FEATURING MARTY MUSH

"How Long Island what's going on here what I don't know you may say Jews sit down I don't get these things I'm so confused in the world it's bigger and everything right yeah is like overtaking everything it's for the teens yeah the teens teens man those t never on important what else we got on what's the Fella would that basketball this year I don't know we're number two going now I know that's bad that's bad you don't want to be too no not believe it was it was a little bit ago I haven't told you I haven't been on the tell it happened like after the day map so while ago okay so read put you in a box don't shoot most most earlier it was telling me stories that we have to lead off with we're GonNa get into this let me ask since the last time we spoke yes so let me tell you like little spit on your Dick last season preview motion safer very specific reason we'll get to that soon but most was telling me the story of of an encounter he had recently tyler that you simply tech talk I said nothing and you said what's going on here because I was set it and you just give me a bullshit was waiting for you to finish where it was going like what about in this room it'd be the oldest nineteen ninety nine baby we're talking about cash Stanley earlier because he's going to Duke Emotions like I love this guy and I was like I can't stand them in key I don't know man it's something after like four o'clock to they'd been really slow to slander in me when since four o'clock you heard the man you brought up why I was like some of the draft and he's simply too old and most was like but that's great for me fresh senior freshman you know that Dukes like Ten Times Better Kentucky unconscious of it now you move your neck a lot I'm going to try to not think about it but I did not move your body at all yeah just like that is your neck wants to move so good shit I forgot we just talk even like had an intro for this when I asked what your fucking problem was with we know I think it's the Netherlands is like fuck around doing that you want twos like nothing because we're too now but if it's not our first second game is against number one chip I think my job's pretty normal bad cut he's got a good neck though yeah he moves necking lot watch them a lot bovine something real I like I like getting our test out of the way when we saw we've you're good yeah better than US shit every time alborn to thousands now you know that this NBA draft upcoming there won't be really anyone born it'll be like post nine eleven baby tissue Stanley though cash tell you something so before I started the story yes I do enjoy spit and twirl at the hands and let me tell you that's the best thing in the world strong went to so I was making all these excuses so then she pulls down my pants pulls out my Johnson and she's Kinda stared at it for like a second I didn't like that let's yes so I was really fucked up so I'm laying there laying in the bed and she was like you WanNa like you WanNa fuck I was like why it's really up to you I don't care if you want to it's fair if not to get so she's like I didn't know what to say I was rattled I rattled her take talk to you not care for everything I don't know I don't care for them get it okay to stay agree I watch these videos I just don't know what happened full it's no it's the biggest awesome see game saints one slain anything remains found one of the best kept secret you went platinum would it goes right so in the game data no matter what you look young again I know it's my brain I think of things that like I'm GonNa tell you if it was some this is not me being me somebody wanted it you didn't know if you wanted this they started doing that and you kick me out I think she's got a point Oh I have point wrong here going so my other? NBA Season Preview started off. I guarantee you listen to the other Yes oh one night I was really George Shilling and Jonathan tour really gets you oh movies that spits on the floor and sucks it back up it was pretty much that she spit on it it was spits mcgahee seven she's spit on my rat seven times and did not and you know what's really up to you if you want to it's up to and then shows like what's that's goes like suck your Dick I was like eh clearly something and it was not a spit though it was a slow drip a slow drip on my Dick is not what I need did not put her mouth on it so I'm soaked in saliva and I was like I stopped what are you doing a handy or something she was a free balls I'm sure could have dislike but you know me I I'm straight shooter I'm just go what are you doing I most people is less spillover then maybe no she saw maybe a freckle is something I don't know yeah everyone's got is on me weird and then let me tell you something you know the kid from the Adamson that was holding like you're not even fully erect Johnson Yeah and just pretty much like no no no no no I haven't unbelievable right up I'm so fast don't like there's too much spit on so I pulled my pants up caller lubin scattered around what does she did she defenders she was baffled of the whole thing she goes you know go to bed right now be perfectly fine but an exam which we let you know I don't like lying anymore I like lying about like small things I love lamb it's fun but small things it's very slippery slope stay literally she was prepping for something but she just ooh Let Jersey now offer this God's 'em head I'd like to see that shit task test to see where you were at yeah so she just started spitting over us at honestly what are you doing gusting a lot since this fucking spits McGee spent a year earlier yeah that was like yeah I will spill over me you know she was again if I'm just saying yeah maybe if you WanNa do it you know what I'm kind of assigned yeah and then the audacity the fuck after that how how long do you think she would have win. If you didn't say anything lemony nine Spitz no the food you don't just hold it for the entirety of the meal even two bites everyone bipolar dumbly I always swallow saliva then 'cause then you just that would've started something she was going to finish anymore should've been like oh you with the shit went down a band star she was started spitting on my toes I don't like big spill your that's made you know that's my whole life I if I don't stop that there where am I going to stop you right if a man I haven't principles spit I looked spit on like crack on either a fair game with spit in the face I feel like I feel spit if she just the if you want to do it you can that she stayed honestly me neither I thought that was just wow he doesn't want anything to do with me yeah yes right so little little being older yes so what do we start Hawking Luby's buddy tyler let me autumn over she had to see that somewhere you know you don't start spitting likely I'll like drink something before I eat like I'll drink something I have to put every time I eat something you have to put it down no matter what every single have put it though your saliva world because I look at myself a lot I told someone today let me my body that one yeah I look to my body like two days ago it's something it's a bad thing I don't know what it is there's so many she was why these dance moves he was just warm and didn't have any other movies yeah after two all right let's see hey how do I get up at six and she goes sex what do you have to do is like what do something or five shows you'd be labels not five pm like I'd be up at six it's gotTa be you guys what are you doing you know you can't tell me saliva you got you swallow your saliva fully it's too much into my head I don't they're basically trying to get into the mind of serial killers to find out why they killed before they killed this is like when they came up with the whole profile snow yet no offence I just talk us normal upbringing every time I have said he's around oh or hook up with a girl I just thank God what my arms are uneven oh wow I that just doesn't happen three knuckles support for the it she had to have learned behavior that's where man I'll just say I wish I was there but I wish I was there but if you want to see the on the flip side of that today at the airport I saw Idris Elba you talk about a perfect specimen of a human being Adriana Elba on even my I have a good via my rat I don't I don't know where that came from but baseball my twist I guess so but like everything so uneven my chest the sugar fucker again the same night trapping the pussy who me once puts it put a piece of paper over out no spitting today all right yeah you can start calling serial killer that's what I wanna do for this young look I wanna get inside or Hitler really any woman who has no offense but as much as walking out like okay I got you thought some spit gately's minehunters on Netflix I'm too I've heard about that like won't I've your legs or your legs we've exit likes yeah she teams again I got sick legs I have uneven nipples I have uneven chester my hair my hair wasn't blowing my nose hairs would blow man that thing was fucking rollercoaster I have one of the more unique and this is what was imagine telling the tale of late yeah left ones that'd be three inches longer than the right one what did you say cats that's just the right amount yeah I I've I've got a nose problem is probably right now I have no says that fly out of my nose I realized that dealer day at the ball because it was a fan blowing or like someone like that you don't like me 'cause I'll just laugh it off like it's going to be somewhere like whoa forever rather it happened in front of Erica Dave 'cause Eric discussing problems when it comes to my nose once a year I never know when it's coming it's not like I have a stuffy nose like once a year I'll awesome bad Islam but it was on your plane know him wow yeah no I know him he's got the British accent that's not fair he's British yeah if you see like yours yours salmon know who it is I don't I don't think I've seen enough of his stuff to name other stuff was just like boy oh boy people really look like that you say hello who too far away aphids something so hard the world's largest bugger will shoot out of my nose with but it's not like oh I know I had to blow my nose wow that's good after I always think you ten times better if you could change voice like that a hundred percent the British actor just bet and I never seen him aboard on us no I think we've had the discussion before yeah we've made you have this gusting what 'cause then you slap yet I've never fully understood the period cycle me neither but as three men I feel like we should try to there's no better experts than I know for sure do from the wire nope GM similar picture because I'd like to see girl or Guy Gaza guy that's fair there's like there's only one person in the world that handsome that's how it wasn't even like a double take I was like that's a dream job wow wow now report and I go get like astaire's this man yeah you gotTa Nora I don't have an aura is the height you've never thing you've never seen him with my clothes off that's gross but it won't turn into the days dailia store those rainfall in six weeks your name will never be cold a pretty good vagina beg but I feel like why does it fly out like a waterslide or was it just like a faucet that you just can't turn off all right taking it'd be like he just wants them head on yeah and I think that's what you do after I say Yeah Yeah Yeah I get the full context get it but I just I've never seen the the most uneven arms I've ever heard that was one hand on the Pelicans because I thought the game was last week and those Wednes- Iowa's in I love them plus six now he's not in spreads like ten or twelve now and you got to be whatever comes up whatever comes in his mind is that how women feel when they have their period you know it's coming and you just don't like if the Pelicans do win I started on the rafters on be so mad so just GonNa right I mean it's to Duke Pelicans anyway so true lily everyone from Duke's other it's true but yeah I bet order is fitted for a suit like can you make the left one longer than the right way because at us three sitting here we can forget that this audio pipe gas yeah that was one of the most read a book move he's in your head one that really you're going to hate him so much like every yeah they hurt his name is matthew hurt he's got we're going to preview a preview it's going to be a big I'm very excited because huge season we lousy on your duke boy I also I bet last week got braces he's good yeah his lips are so red it's like a comically read this stuck his albums optical poke in the eye the moon shirt which he claims sold over one hundred of 'cause I made sure that day of Dave says we won't sell more than eight of those this was like way back when nobody knew that talking Adam's apple goes down the kneecaps and golf yeah disgusting and this is a net Amee I know he's never had a chance no hair on his beard connects perfectly even a salt and pepper is just on the show am I am I I I'm in the mix tape world I officially in the world literally the sentence I just said that aside forget to listen a he's got an active neck I'll tell you what recently active neck assure act lion column those ones are so you could tell you could see them sipping water from miles away baby you're the one that stinks you move your neck again my buddy I'm too much of a principal cancelled about going back that I didn't know you could even do that I call my bookie and it'd be stop yeah but the best thing of showered with them that was delightful yeah that was nice I usually love shower himself but it's getting dangerous nowadays does a Tampon feel good when you put it in the Eastern conference looking good you say nick taking the fuck I was the match before rough and rowdy boxing gloves balls I had to put this on sale did forget it was tied to the rough and rowdy builder oh APP is I did spend a lot on the walk too late to talk you and spitting oh no so was a cheesy crossed other people need to step their shit up more facts but bushes on the show because we are entering the the world of gambling overhear me to probably can't be the worst I you probably idiot say to the previous like ain't GonNa be the previous until an hour and it's just another Mo like even the dad they're all just mush the pizza hut comment that he was still like an unbelievable thing please say he I'm sure they'll see bought you the bird now my dad did couched in any move the Florida Florida Tire Bush family on an episode out since college basketball and they put him in the closet he's a college basketball bird I realize is he does he like this year do company it's easy I can't wait motion going to be on tyler is going to be on I'm GONNA be on we're GonNa win you a Lotta money he has nervous no getting the gambling world Mike I don't even care no yeah my brother is the biggest mix tape fan now because he met Coley Coley and he always he always brings it up into gambling like every time I I get back into gambling because I've never had the itch but every once in a while I'm just like board and throw some money down I always rake day one tale at least are gonna be so good this Duke Duke now now other mothers me sitting there watching it and then he would eat your food or something I don't need shit all over the couch every time and my mom will be with the Fox stoplight and then him you were talking about his eating habits and Muslims like you eat pizza hut every night and instead of him being so these next two months ago if you if you see me start third tonight it's because I think it might be that it's going to be like you'd like talking to Erica Eighty I'm I'm realizing good 'cause I checked how many bets I bet this past week it was a hundred and four in seven days that's ah both male and female yes we're going all over it no you we brought motion here specifically the PAO friend of the show but also because he's just yes plans why a couple more were sold yes I mean the the butts and gloves song thousand rudy was a way bigger star than you I haven't taken if the cowboys lawsuits either that was two grand down four hundred that's scary things to win right there to grant don't have that so easy and then once you've consistently do it I've also realizable good gambler now I switched around me quit yesterday I did but I don't have good cowboys vessel gambling is the best now tyler I told you this before while we're waiting for most to get here he's been betting on the Falcons every week Oh yeah he's been asked US Blake idiots for something else I think I don't know it was such an incredible satement that I was like I see the vision the man about Sunday my late devante freeman way they have some new they have Ridley and Julio Jones Mara Matt Ryan You kidding me how do you lose often every the trust wouldn't stop his but it's such a fair statement it's like how someone else to make better respect so fast the next GONNA stop coming with a neck brace tomorrow you look you see this shirt shared the moisture off to the worst gambill you've ever seen especially when you like you're not really gambler you hit so many Betcha first couple days and then you gotta figure insane to be only down four hundred dollars bet in two to three hundred in each game yeah that's really Mediocre Mahdi at everything uh-huh looks confused he's drooling in the picture magma drink a lot like you see a kid districts no I don't or I just enjoy it he was like the only people cheeseburger crust she told somebody else a big cheese at across that I'll stop eat he would oh chance and you wouldn't be in here boasting about how good of a one game and I forgot about cover them back I can't believe best a good gambler exactly there's nothing better though and then in the gambling world boasting about your picks is you pull the audio it feels so good so they knew it in Richmond of the program I can't wait to tweet out when he smashes into the wall the I I called basketball my best next Sunday is going to see that same Julio video given he's going to bet them again yeah if I had a little bit of smart brain I'd be up money I'm sending you the same does a wrench into everything 'cause football's every now I have something every day because baseball you kind of like say fuck it right because it's just so long basketball cyst it's the best nath the season every day Monday through Friday there will be a ten to fifteen minute episode of mix tape with the daily picks being that's like when people say if you go to Vegas and you leave and you one oh sure yeah I mean being down four hundred a win for me yeah you basically paid four hundred dollars and that's it yeah they have some opinions on people with different words good is every time is things I'm like oh I like the Falcons Bat Patriots are good Welsey say great no and they put dimples others name they put in there yeah he's GonNa fuck it up he's in there if they put pussy it's GonNa be good every week he so he's not the reason they're lose I love snoot too I think he's great news great one of the best quarterbacks saying how do people have Pacific Square and you know I'm the biggest circle you've ever seen you do have a circular body picked up everything you ever could have though thank you good staring at rock actor Jonah isn't data insert himself into the picture that doesn't like they never until you see the picture of Dan and I was like he's not that fat too because Dana's always come anywhere anyone Dana mates who isn't skinny or fat and so I was like not that you're not fat at all and there are only plus three at home and the rams with the rams are ten times better while something's going to happen they stick I say it out on Monday whatever you pick whichever yeah that's fun to do when you're like yeah you're fucking moron than you have a little thing that's best when Bush picked the raiders a few weeks ago specifically exte- subset he deserves to be He's been office game if you didn't know Dana yeah he literally couldn't get five together hurt me I'm addicted did you see that Leo you see Julio Jones Video for the game him jumping up one hand grab he doesn't report I was like Dude You keep getting getting blocked that's it that's it you're not going straight up you bring it out I allowing them to block it whose side are you it and he kept trying to go from like the baseline to like the front of the Rim and got blocked every time and he was yelling at the referee last week for our Game Oh man yeah he stinks Forfeit Back Zoo oh is either had again though about stinking Oh yeah bigtime good I think I think we did have five ah there's no one really cares no one really cares about people's opinions to say it just like say your pick and it's like all right you don't know shuttling outraged shout out to your guys sweatshirts fire absolutely fence had to restock you didn't even know now I knew we sold out yeah ask he got blocked on the same move no less than ten times already know the move had set him up perfectly the other team was short and he for some reason it would've been unbelievable dad would how much do you think it would take you slide we all slide them little something they just tag them it's pushing have you create it'd be on and he larry he was just like no I stink we can't play he's the best I player game first game player ever and second game he stinks thirty me it's totally worse than fourth place touch brighten my day he's he gets mediate every often bad bad not doing a good game through money down the drain this thing was in my brain when it when it happened at the Caprio he's never I'll tell you it hasn't happened yet because they were bad and then they want yeah that was fun I was incredible that's always exactly housing I go good raiders a bat that's why I'm going to be okay well I'm here he also you know he's like what are you I was we're about we just left and he was like what are you doing I was like I'm going to go record mixed signals that's narrow one bit of an ad bag because we need to do those as well Sima hooters picture I'm GonNa who does wall tires and then when they lose it's great all you do is call walking the lane he is a square bag he really is I feel you're going to be a square may yeah able and then like go super power gather he has the dribble nice power for he goes forty two inches and lamb they were taking a picture you like would stand right next to us like hoping they'd asked him to come in and like you WanNa come in they know his name that's why they put dimples Oh oh okay every week talk to the opposite it's still too because while he did again has headway so now we're on a hat evaluating the to shift McVeigh call either allows kind of brain day you real quick yeah real quick just one thing when I start speaking I usually it's the first words my mouth it's usually not good it was nice it was nice good good brain day for you to sell those brain day get a good day good day the brain surgery looks like we'll figure it out and they did because age does not do this he never signs restricted for like I thought we were gonNA lose Marcus smart when we did same thing with him and then we ended up paying him jerry son of a bitch but it is NBA season. I'm very excited I still anyone who claims to know it's fine that's my take sensible it's not the Max clearly right between he and buddy does seem weird that even it got leaked that it was offered four eighty but it was never leaked like how buddy was like I'll go elsewhere tomorrow so I think the struggles sometimes yeah I interested to see this season with both of them but then I saw the point this out to and it's what I've been saying ever since an refuse who's on every team is lying to no one knows you find out in a weekend I'd be thrilled if I knew everyone a weekend gambling you find that net definitely he'll get the full Max they won't be any when laugh at that when it happens more no guy but I know I I love him the fact that so bonus gove eighty mill is nothing that's a while that's disgusting I think it's too much he should get zero dollars I don't I don't even know if it was splitting hairs as much as we don't really see negotiating and the NBA anymore and I think this just negotiating it everyone's like the fuck is this and buddy can get up to like one oh six or something like I think the actual negotiating because even buddy was like though what I do appreciate from the Celtics is Justin Wnba like I had no idea and you never forget that yeah that makes all right Yes oh I meant to tell you the fact that you guys extended Jalen Brown before Taco falls insane when I found out like what's his name is a coach of the fucking sparks Their Derek Fisher like go out there got this late like like buddy wanted to be in Sacramento sound like Jalen Window in Boston so it's like I just plain hairs over especially with incentives someone opened the door like eight am twin open were not sleeping the other way around I was like the IRT eligible for all right all right you got us when people and I know there are some people think Simone is Jalen I'm not here to talk to any of those people but yeah I think I grew Taco fall like last week extended more lies keep extending is the face of your teeth they know they know they were looking Martin because I'm usually only one in there how sorry not you'll see me impersonal y'all for sure it was easier Guinness cussing fuck working little rim in I had a talk on my ass tough but do you I saw a lot of tweets from you didn't like it what Jalen Brown talk troublesome that's great I wanted to get a Taco Tattoo on my ass almost be Duke Been Great Damn Yeah that one slightly more than he asked for just a year after the fact so I'm happy Jalen sear for at least five more years I assume the same things happen with them and I like I keep saying we fucking asshole I do wonder though if like the Jalen extension means age would be more apt to trade tatum wings have more leverage than bigs I just think across the books because again anybody was willing to play it out next year somebody was going to pay just because he was like used to trade them if you're not going to trade them you better fucking re-sign them no of course better keep them or at least if you're going to be like because like dream that was before last year so he's halfway through after this year it'll be halfway through and then outside that yeah so I feel like he'll get his early writer van we're negotiating Jalen got one fifteen what can be what up to a quick one twenty with incentives or something like that I thought it was up to one or optimization Knox I think he thinks ones better already got one in hand we are we still pay hayward thirty four next year cabbages signs and you're GonNa get mccollum has released the only big free agent after this year everything else is going to be restricted or overpaying guys you don't want so it was like you really want Jalen Brown hit okay you'll get nothing you think four seventy seven I'll wait a year to buy his heirs and get four near seventy buddy looking to pay so you think it's the wildest that he signed it had very good wildly different point guards since we drafted Rhonda the cameras everyone loves Kimber and he's such an irrelevant team for an like he's our expansion yet he got four eighty five or something last year yeah you five I think yes so you've got a very non modern front court to which is why I said I would overpay well I don't I think it was overpay in the sense if they're gonna try to start them both right like there's a lot of money yeah no I was I been like Sunday it'll be here at eleven and I was at also to the Morris was like I'm not going to go home asleep on the couch it doesn't feel unreasonable yeah I like Celtics what's their absolute ceiling assuming everything goes right eastern conference finals loss traded him before I had to do this but they're committed to any and it's GonNa wear team we'll get to them I think they're going to be okay top four seat I agree I think cameras would be unreal for them I'm very excited to watch Kamba I liked that we've just always and when did that June there's one of the first move I don't pay attention to Malcolm Brogdon dirt I fucking Hate Malcolm brought them why he feels like I do player I hate him so much to do there's Voyeur yes exactly Virginia wait yeah it's like we're done you don't count on the Horford money or the Cairo any smart will probably be coming up for any because he's on what four year yet when you have like Al Horford those like you Eke at those game sevens now I don't know who's going to be that Horford and Al Horford literally lost game seven that he did not seek out the fucking nerve to come on I want to be sleeping on the fucking couch bed very disrespectful with your back applaud we'd love Jalen Jalen I don't even hate tatum I just think it's GonNa be funny when they give them a lot of money okay now change everything you've done we believe you now the one or the two honestly okay so I'll say second round losing to one of those seven games is the ideal sure lost count the same but I love college but I'll NBA is I watch every night but I just don't want to be man I'm not dying for any team you're not Celtics Home Court in college food world is he an eighty million dollar guy he made more than his father his career just by signing a PS paper good squeezing start that's that's just like they beat Philly in the second and yeah in the second round and then they lose to the bucks game goes right or they could be one of those no names with with him last year and he was like I'll come to the pacers okay brogden spine but the bucks the best team in the League regular-season leisure coming nice to see him on a team where he actually has some help it was so such a bad team who's great so he's gotTa be good you think you'd hope I saw I like the Celtics they have like they got pieces but they got pieces like you're avait like they gave TJ worn with for reason the suns are bad that's fine jeremy lamb was open market because somebody will give him the four year old for sure whatever by just like same with buddy same with John Murray any of these guys like this list is get them in house keep them in house now I don't think they make the playoffs this year I could see no I could see that I I hate the Pacers there so don't love it I don't think the pace is going to make the playoffs nominee because all the data because a lot of stuff like that they're going to try to make this big front court work all right though I I'm gonNA find out who's on all these teams take time whereas Malcolm Brogdon boy he's not in the bucks now yeah most you have any like over unders pulled up for these teams could take some definitely grabbed those I also I'll go miles turner was my nba player. You're actually get you'll get way more for tatum way more yeah way more so so I see it that's still has big just because it's the you have to pay hey but it's a leisure I don't have an NBA team. I don't really care for the Knicks or just long island's not like the fact that you even like basketball coming from long island is already rare Yelich examined college guys you can't stand the Pacers this annoy me the uniform it's just like reading Miller Pacers like what is that what even is a pace eastern conference final than those there's no other one I want I know that much that's fair Yep Bucks optics would be the box and three yeah they've otherwise I'd have no or we could just the magic couldn't make the playoffs again what do you think about false yeah you don't think one day it'd be one or two I don't like the bugs definitely not by a bad match for the bucks and Philly I think home can get the four hundred eighty six million right or wrong is wrestle Jalen. I'm GonNa Laugh at that tatum like we're fine letting you go well it wasn't that they'd made a choice they they didn't feel like they chose like Middleton's a lot they weren't losing wheatfield affiliates such a team to just crack unlike the the Celtics will get them beat them out game seven and get swept box see that's what I feel like did you see his shot that video they're like making him when he made shots still not great just didn't look right always are so it's like if he can keep things afloat depot gets back but he gets her to also only by the terrible injuries yeah so get some I cruise into the final it would be very funny affiliate just kept getting all the guys who would stop their frontcourt guys I think it's a great move because now Janas I always liked play NBA we will do fancy drafts but then like we'd we'd have the draft classes also in their Swedish drafting and I oh he was when when Jalen can I get four eighty and people like that's an overpay or if they if he thinks is going to get more than they bonus good for eighty one simone it's a no leverage what happens how does that happen I he just still doesn't have like full mobility in his right shoulder take me with I don't know no return now because I don't think he knows enough to go back to like the new one he's like I came old one now in the one nine one that like if he can sick so I always thought it'd be great is good yeah but he's I don't like the pace let's take in the Atlantic Nfl Oak and he was the Patriots over ninety six he was he couldn't like he counted them all wins first of all these all lots and Shawn Marion or someone who just like whatever your form is such a Dick shot that it's like you just need to learn how to be comfortable with super hot points all right and he was just bragging and boasting a couple of emerged definitely gonna be sweats was maybe thinking so pacers a forty six and a half under I think that's high yeah out is cancelled will lose some viewers you big market like Boston yeah I gotta say a team that just came up Neil team so I've I've got some some deep hatred for sin subsided all right the next thing I but I think he's I I think what ideal for him is learning how to play with it like you know how certain certain people go to shot doctors I almost think he needs to go to like it nope he stinks I went so around of how bad he is now he's back I know he's good obviously but I'm saying I thought spe- okay around the rim because he was a menace and college rattler him so if he needs to have something he can't have no shots that's not going to help at all but even if you don't take over yes Neil's nails twenty nine of these and then one they're just way off someone they predicted when like twenty nine wins like forty one but the rest of them there within a game and a half you wouldn't shock me fourteen also wouldn't shock exactly I mean a grisly that's another boring team Djaama's nice but like I the two of the three and I think the choice was Lopez over Brogden yeah and the problem was hurt for like the whole year I'm GonNa say we have this season we'll tell a lot it was now he's kind of like he's not the first option because campus GonNa Start Celtics Eastern Conference like you can do that why Murray State no he should've went with the first second and third pick sixteen yeah exactly real man the deal any more but they got embiid and Horford Schick I love I love I don't I don't I can't see any other concerns like that's their commitment now now he's their guy now they were saying all along yeah last week they couldn't find a terrific wants to pay eighty million like the like the grizzlies this year they'll be like a team that maybe this out of nowhere to write gets like thirty five win over what is it twenty seven and a half winning thirty thirty one half is there over under for the year that's a perfect number thing I think it's over though I would take over yeah yeah around fifty forty eight and a half and half I scrolled right to that was impressive appreciate that like feels high but I don't think there when fifty her mind you Jim clashing take the paper test as don't like their team I never enjoyed them okay I don't get that take the Pacers one of the biggest rivals in early two thousands with the Jamaican uh-huh against the cavs don't count on the court that'll go type person town was trained for Tristan Thompson Billy under all day I don't like that at all like forty four and thirty eight type sailing man they're so good these numbers because I could see forty six write their face and it's like last game ah go under we'll everything's was forty six forty eight laggards go under that but still getting home court I think that type of gap in between see last I was shocked only because of the amount of whites they had then hearing it was Georgia Lynn Still Georgia yeah that's true what's the celtics over onto celtics over on onto last year I think the Celtics was fifty nine and a half and I remember being like that's got a not going to be anywhere fuck over leather mccollum and you I don't hate drafting a guard out of it of course the best war no I've I've set my expectations so low smart just because he gives me like I don't even remember he's on the team most days so that when he is welcome beds that's what it is but like I'll be more mad with stanton 'cause like he didn't suffer some like horrific injury he just kinda stinks that baseball now Payton's decent around the rim if they're going to give it to you every time you're not going to get to the rim that he now so he's going to have to prove something so you think the playoffs I do I think they'll get one of those lower sees Lee high whatever at least some guys could fucking mercer where is Mercer Georgia Macon Georgia why do you live there yeah that's good arts who went before him I announced in the draft and I I hope he sticks he's just Mo- Murray Fuck State Basketball's sport focused like forty three games day we'll take like the tiny sliver last weekend we were hearing Dana was giving me the over under C- bet on on the yeah we're talking you brought them up just still very very it's just happening I would take the Celtics again it will be a sweat but I could see live forty five win forty two on the Diet yeah they got a game better so I take the over for I feel like one game better yeah oh I think philly's GonNa try to run it up yeah because I could see them one play yet we're at the very end we want you say phillies phillies number let's see because it's Robert Koehler the person who was like no I know he's an even if they had been competent like they should have been they still working forty forty two feels like an easy over to me it is but I could see Kyrie just having a knee injury in January for three minutes like with the foxy talking about true they'll just put in like the Joe Hair like jared on these guys that have been working since day one it's like you you don't make any calls over here like we it's so I think there's a huge gap from two to three and then I think the gap from three to four I don't even know the fourth best team it doesn't matter I would number the net he's funny really good they lost him the sixers which no shame in that so I I think they're getting home court and they should have won more games in that series and so far none of these I think it'd niners under eight wins six yeah he wasn't great and he just kept beyond like the jets half seven and a half yeah I love Them I love over there say they're gonNA get sixty it's two plus money to I going plus money yes they're thinking that hi you were when they beat remember I left class to watch that game and I should've stayed in class okay we'll just wait 'til next year when Katie thanksgiving and the two cells the young guys like hey why try when you could just wait till I think they've already built the culture where they would just be Georgia still a competent to say stinks especially when he signed free agents like that like they value I'm with you we're not numbers guys either McColl then Mercer Mercer was doing most of was the worst thing ever off-season golden state's forty seven and a half we'll go back to the east I like that number on the town I'm like Oh let's see what he's got today that one basket he gets Yup guy sing one hundred million dollars like she'd Stanton there's too many good players on the team they need the ball he's going to be good he thinks this here's Duke team has the right amount of good players not many I think they're gonNA fifty and thirty two right around I liked the over there I like the older and bucks to I don't know why it's plus motivate legacy than doing another sixty yes for sure all right onto the knicks power forward mix your now his presence is something no my wife doesn't good friends I don't like the whole like deandre Jordan stinks narrative I understand like be like and actually did not get hurt yup ongoing ever Kyri in durant go scoping out the knicks they stink yeah let's go to the net I don't they did not turn ankle or anything I need to get to the it's GonNa be battling for sixty while the three seats going to be battling for fifty I think that's the kind of gap we're looking at him man there's he's like this negative warp and what have you like he was planning on Shit teams no question like what his advanced metrics from the next one great no g no Shit Yeah actually trial Mary state because you have to be the only good guy that team since two years in college yeah I would take like all the players they sound like they're not like Julius randle Tyrese Gibson you these guys aren't bad players Knox has nowhere to go but up not really me Dennis Smith which I forget I think he's thinks I watched the preceding 'cause I bet on them and they stinks the same place it's unbelie violent area Sammy RJ. I think he's GonNa be a very he was not good for he's going to be very good for the next I genuinely feel bad for him because like the the mavs were happy to have him then they got dodger they kicked him right to the didn't give a fuck he's Josh Rosen and they kind of is it also be like before Thanksgiving like a Marcus Morris Bobby portis fight that injures most of the young guys that'll happen early we're we're eyeball slutty it's like I've seen people stinking they don't put up fourteen eleven right like career high free throws also I I still feel like he knew this was coming we're waiting for God is better than you're not surprised like I I like that because they were such annoying team last year and that's 'cause you're like wait there the nets who's Dinwiddie who's hold on thinking about the get go back to the next one is the Atlantic superstar the pressures on them they had the pressure last year the next twenty six and a half that is right on the number the he's the the bug was picking up at fifty six fifty four and a half shit too because I think they're gonna be I do think tunnel to the medal I do the win jump they have a lot of think morale is high now so they'll get some wins out early everyone's like oh maybe nick back not gonNa Stink GonNa stick you got to avert dimwit like I really I feel like they'll be fined almost regardless I think they're going to be the depends on three and four but I think they're going to be the other home de Jared Allen grown man's yeah now they got the Andrew Jordan who may stink but he's he's got seventy pounds jared so he's not gonna get punk like that I think they have way too many players but the kings that way too many leisure and still basically with five hundred and a much worse com today have anyone who's good as Fox though yes rj geared our department You'll get that out of the way could galvanize the team you never know your welcome there are only two options outcomes of that only two would you say the Atlanta Hawks basketball really I don't care if they ever do like one through sixteen playoffs but like the Atlantic central-south that no one calls them those books the number one seat I'm guessing how many games that they have them winning it's going to be like Fox that's okay it's seventy and hit that away this year them winning them on fifty and thirty two wins I think they're going to enjoy playing basketball. Yes Gordon Hayward remember will the play the Hawks he did not look good now the his talk it's just a name where you're like he should be good but he's just not eight years eligibility he was incredible at Maryland on berate hair great man you talk about Helen all right trains I'll take it shit I hate that so much 'cause I mean I look at the map to see what teams earn northwest here no chance whom I looking for again was pretty well like this year like in general he was soap I hated him so much he's Kevin Knoxville. This guy can't be that bad you wouldn't have got to where you are five ten one seventeen year yeah like the number one odds finish with the number three the real shame I think I love over them yeah I like Randall right a lot of things so actually random tree is good and not that you're Mitchell Robinson now they're not going to be a very good team and I do take like based on everything I know about the NBA Hem playing and Russia in like three years makes more sense team in two years at a junior hayworth eleven overall around their ten he couldn't shoot shit maybe he was wrong enough so good leander on the next as Moore's you go over I think it's very bad but we've already picked so many overs certainly not going to be like the Knicks are also so my mind immediately jumped to over and I don't think the next to that good but I tell the Mississippi what they use at twenty six and seventeen last year seventeen sixty I don't know man defense bill looking horrible appreciate their defense was discussing a number let's go to the southeast he's the best open gym play of with nobody on him in the world he's also apparently very cool I think yes people like them but maybe this world maybe there's three point line was short in college the MBA ones that's going to help them out that's what a stroke a Goldfish Bowl I got to smell you he can still jump while you know followed me the other day Dennis Move Jimmy Mellow Trimble think he's still he's still out he might have got to be when he got to the net so we don't know we don't even know if he's good he hasn't been thus far but to say like you'll never be any to write off now is actually Kinda crazy twenty one I think there's a West under that you're going to want a state coordinator of the bottom ten teams in the league I feel like a majority of them in east yeah alright so I feel like this one forty-five the over so people are having over four games better there's and again they're still not going to be good but I could see them being four games better yeah I think that's like thirty three games we only take the by half these guys are incredible a good one could believe that number could believe holding state you'd think I'm calling nine hundred the the first one thirty three and a half so they're twenty nine last year not duke biased the cameras it's really not I've slept this as office so many times this past week Talamo happened boy what the fuck we are spitting no just GonNa beat up on I think they're going to be one of those but they they gotta eat each other they had a page out there like three or four they're gonNA play the hawks the hawks beat them he does. Where'd you get that for just that thirty three thirty three and a half the over its mayas I like the android now that you're saying all these names look good last year Jeb over thirty five over there not very good so good but like trae young so good Kevin hurt our frontal program so good I don't like Collins is GonNa be healthy this year I liked the older I'm Oh yeah I'm going onto this roster it's getting worse the more I look at it it's the only thing is I think the Liangelo Russell true that's good take I like it Davis you've got the official yeah this is probably the analytics here if they one year they finally start to smell some caps say the Rossa all right so Terry Devante that's insane all right the charlotte hornets seventeen and a half mustard literally nine twenty three and a half in the heat give me the over we love the Elvis under so far the heat I will take over but he ain't GonNa be the three Catalin awesome he right now I think the nets are going to be good like Kyrie's better than the real deal justice is there like I feel like this I like I feel like they might get home court to the last two spots you on it superstar miles bridges Nick batum Michael Kidd Gilchrist superstar? Pj Washington superstar Marvin Williams not a supervisor not drag them to thirty nine thirty dollars a lot of wins. We're not giving the hawks thirty nine don't I listen I agree but this year again it's a lot of individual attach incredible I see under there I think they're going to be bad what was the number you gave again twenty twenty three and a half Argon Ghandour I don't like the team very much at all Alex and I would say the Celtics I think yeah I mean it's such a sad east I think it'll be between them the net and another team from the South I think the heat could asked about them I don't know how good good they'll be but I do think they're set up to win a lot of regular season games round that number two forty three and a half uh-huh he's in practice right now for those December game whenever you're listening to this he's in Pratt he's impract- oh all right now like herro Bam Graham Twain Bacon Walker they still have bacon yeah yeah ain't Baking Malik monk the guys I like on that team like Maliki PJ Terry's there a lot of former podcast co host Terry College players that you've always heard about the kings have so many of those guys that you like four year guys that you knew about and stuff bridges is good yeah it'd be a superstar better than that and he taught like all the week talks to not like an actual voice but like every time someone tries to dot com means Biz mackey biondo not a superstar and Cody Zeller superstar Willie Heron Gum as goodness gracious that's a bad thing that's almost like the kings with like all notable love to start off slow and that number if you do take the over you're going to be killing you're gonNA think it's the worst of all time by December I I feel like that's the Jimmy Butler deterrent would be enough it isn't the way have we did he throw any lobster Lebron he had to Lebron Oleander ball it's very true go ahead Davis was my backup deandre Jordan. It dandridge so it's like I think they're going to be better address backup I don't even know feeling he's GonNa Start I have no they might start him in Goddamn this might be the seven seed like forty two and forty that also might be the foresee all right that could be and I love the I have no idea I posted a lot carry through to him now almost broke the shot clock I believe it wasn't even close Oh I did see I don't yeah no so bad I don't even know I don't remember the number you set it up but I'm taking the young one yeah twenty three and a half onto another team I know I'm going to take the I think I think yeah like he was like he had the year he had last year it's like you're not that bad I know you're not that bad so I'm somewhat number though it was really good I will say to Terry looks incredible in the Hornets does the three but it's not that maybe what Isaiah Thomas Somehow they want thirty nine games last Kemba knowing that if we don't make the playoffs he's GonNa leave guess what if that's the case he's maybe the best player in the League we're on the Washington Wizards is probably the very bottom I don't know man stay were they were really hyped up to be at those six games missed six games bill waller that has seen it I could believe you understand Kyri as a magician with the basketball he can put it wherever he wants and till it's time he's benefiting from it until it's too you'd think the assist it's like John Miranshah started Dongguan try that again I'm GonNa break your neck he's also yes dunk last year I can I can do better so that was disgusting I'm going on take a thumb injury over what he's dealt with these last three years now yes like he's like the best injury I've ever had in this right now is his last chance to be like I can go get a semblance of a bag if I go off this year do I think he's going to know I wouldn't be like hammer the under especially with the odds but even if he does is that under under under unless you think Bradley beal this finally yeah that wasn't I've I haven't unless thirty winslow under thirty sounds so much more than down there with the Hornets that bad said does win one hundred so everyone obviously loves the under you think is Scott over twenty eight x factor I've I know he has yeah that's true it's tough Miami were all taken the over yeah I like them I would be like furious to see them in the second they've bill and bill's like clearly the best player out of any of these ship teams we've heard of so far ahead half a season John Wall last year and still finished with thirty two in him mentally I don't know where he's at physically I know he's already got the thumb thing let fucked with them in preseason but for Isaiah Thomas Right now much cheaper but I don't know I think just like justice in Jimmy covering up for Harrow feels like exactly what they need. I don't think Chris Paul had visits are twenty eight and a half under good Lord how many of the day win last year around thirty two last year they did not get better affecting their wins and losses because I could have a fine I just don't think they have the horses I think with him and bill are they going to love each other I could see that tatum anymore especially with Zion out now for probably two months because they should be fucking cautious do not rush Zion back great friend coach he's literally ruled out then why is it got you there Ooh I can see the heat doing it I just it would take like some type of money injustice points like the under is minus five they didn't project predict them they get better family breath so everyone is everyone's happening under there is no need don't even care if you think you can make a playoff run this year which they probably what I'm afraid of this is a twenty year project not a fucking this year project get at I don't hate hero for rookie of the year odds right now because I think he's GonNa get a lot of shots up I think it will come to like if he can stick out there defensively back in a month historically terrible medical to all of their teams because they all go to the same hero what I was trying to I think it's a lot easier with justice and Jimmy Butler out there but yeah I think he and Mirant RJ to buy I think for the do you got some interesting pieces but unless they just all really love each other and John Wall wins coach of the year actually that eight win cut one I think philly especially for a regular season is more well rounded team affiliate always phillies they do they always listen they have that in the flexibility right people were saying like he might get trait like agreeing to automatically turn out turn down players option which makes it interesting if you know you're GONNA get him back if if there's anything I'm right about on this entire preview it's that philly will not be hoisting Larry O'Brien no in June doboy no chance Oh award that yeah so we'll randall yes that's true either Frankie smoke did you forget about him boy no Chan- No I don't think they have a chance I don't know man they gave the raptors the toughest series last year that's why I say no chance it kind of shoot now is bad for the game basketball for seventy everything 'cause now he's like those cheers in Milwaukee while taking the over fifty eight yeah I'm taking you over there either they're gonna be on bullied down waiters out maybe by the end of this recording Chris you're going to be gone right he's not gonna stay on the whole time but it's such a time and he's good is he gonNa get a lot of touches though because again it's Dennis Smith has Elford Peyton Julius randle knees the ball I think he's going to be the guy I think he's got around a lot of points those part argies get too many people to share it with I think Miranda I don't hate hero for rookie of the year just GonNa get touches that's not a bad pick for him but rj he's in the lot round of the playoffs and you don't WanNa play yeah also I think their trade away they want Chris Paul I feel like they're gonNA ship a favorite but they know they did philly you're not thinking about that tyler they got out I'm telling you the failure the fact that Ben Simmons stuff mark fields knows well tips I do like Ben Simmons I don't think of him as a special ed I love him as a player as well I was I was actually on believing better pick them But the Milwaukee over Indiana we also had saying the Eastern Conference finals which to me shows a huge lack of confidence in his own team and very low by one of the four the rampage last night like just scrolling looking I just always looking at instagram just like that and I was like if I was fourteen I would have three Ben Simmons Jerseys and Simmons Story and it's just he posted a picture behind the Ferrari steering wheel clearly him driving what a fuck fuck the NCWA while I'm in the yeah I'd be surprised if they were anything lower than the two seed I do very little surprised that they were the two right I think that'd be very surprised I think clear because what happened was he was with a kid like a camp or something and the kid was like can we facetime Lebron and they did and I was like this is objectively really cool got to me like Ruiz Thomas Brian Interesting they've got interesting pieces I just gotTa talk I think they're going to be very they got the Bongo they'll say give me they have great fans we all know this I don't if embiid just just like I'm sick of this shit I'm the best player in the world that's their best chance I think it's a pretty good bit hold on oh I mean the over is good odds plus one fifty for anyone that doesn't know gambling my stool fights with two hundred five dollars eight in the Pacers after a minute after saying he likes basketball hating roughly half of the teams after the the pistons mix bed walls was my favorite NBA player that Afra was unreal. It's like how does anyone get inside I think this is the I would trade I'll trade them right now it sounds like they're they might be looking to trade both which is very peculiar is just like do you think Blake's good not like good as basketball but healthwise I would say now getting for the like it could happen like I I don't think it's the last we've seen of him I don't need an NBA. Yeah I agree with it Wou- what is their number first thing the pistons you know Soho Very cool sell he's Australian Australia that's a cool not like Rolls Royce truck guys fucking story it was and I won't like him I don't think he finishes his current contract as a sixer last thing I if they keep asking like what's what's like a good season he keeps but it might be four has a Pelican fresh air that something you think of but I fucked they don't Aaron on the side of 'cause they're gonNA they're gonNA rush him probably you unbelievable a great player National Basketball you should be doing that it's like now it's going to be as head he's going to get the yips you don't want that a your time you had it right is right as you think and share he's demanding a trait ideally it's twenty minutes twenty for him regardless Reut Pistons a team that won forty one and forty one last year who up until a few hours ago I was high now they're on my Shit List said credited program big friend and now I feel it at all this is like a kid was just talking Lebron making them laugh he was like I actually like you more than Ben Simmons and Simmons Phase and they're all laughing about it I was like this is sick and then I look at the same way did let he plays seventy five games but he's hurt first round the playoffs regular season there's such a frustrating team because you think like just the him and Drummond liked like when the special ed kid touchdown that's what it was like when the equipment manager gets it yet go go good job it's like are you if if talking like this now runs down bad real bad I can't wait the stream with them on Wednesday we gotta say not like if embiid fans don't think if anything on trading drumming the last thing I want from Detroit it's draft picks because they stink at the draft well that was the old Casey and I can remember the guy there now and you're gonNA have to pay him whatever the MAC is I would trade him right now I'm not even I don't really care for what is much just I want something and I don't want to be paying five years I'm going under I'm going under two and that's plus plus a little bit plus one oh five so people are taking the over people are taking the over yet based on the offseason moves them it I could just thinking okay there's nowhere to go but down for Blake I could see that I wouldn't think like that but for German he's going to it's not even it's just one of the two and the like he's saying like we might not make pass a second round in the West Oh goodness I don't the eight teams I'd tell them if I could get a decent player in the first round pick out of there this last year he's he's got a player option I had no no chance holding up the title I don't think I'd give them some minimal listen I wince every NBA GM in the league gave them no chance not a single gloomy but it's he signed it on the old deal so there's no reason to opt into that at all these days he's not often in trade him immediately I just don't know who won the he's wearing the shirt now but he was talking to time yeah yeah I I can't wait from Baker he's going to be a laker sorry I call exclusively that's the name he prefers really yeah he doesn't like Hank well tell me last one thirty five like they added they drafted see Kubis eighteen I don't know what he's given initial so what would they improved on from last year to this year so I would golden state maybe for Willie Cauley Stein I that's what it looks like that's what's going to happen they're gonNA end up getting the Andre Drummond like cancel bats if like one of the three best players on the team gets traded for nothing see this is why futures fuck me all the time because one there's there's there's injuries and over I'll think they're gonNA like set the world on fire but like them winning if they don't win thirty eight it's a failure of a season Susan is very average year they should also sometimes I get mock drafts an actual drafts read so many of them mixed up my head and I remember when he was coming out of high school it's like a senior people being like a top ten pick the other like this there's two hundred thirty five million dollars for I you got everything out of that you know we're going to get that he made them all stars from all the the whole so futures are tough but I do there is fun like Smitty this year had the mets eighty five and a half they one eighty five the worst pete and they were up seven thirty five feels low for a team that won forty one last year now it also feels like that forty one I won't say best case scenario no you're right okay sure knowing that's true they don't the Chicago Bolts team that won twenty two games last year thirty probably not doubtful for sure not of the livestream you're doing now no Koby White Pussy you and a half people are hammering the over I like that over to it's a big I can't believe twenty two wins bad so that's why I feel good about the over uh bases like most in the mix because we don't really get much basketball takes actually it was but I don't think he's a bad player like yeah even at North Carolina those keeps being good I think we're going to be like fifty also I hate on your account that you have always something at risk because it's like you need that money for this week 'cause you down so much so now I'm adding more and I'm GonNa be down what I injury last year they did even twenty two that's that's sons territory very much trying to lose towards the end and also during the middle of the beginning when Stan van was running bad new Henry Eighth Home Fifteen I was Stanley Stanley was excuse me I love that thing him wearing headbands around his arms yes yup the best thirty seven and a half all right so forty one forty one last year it really is let me say are we about to get some ass I don't know what context that offices I don't know what this is but yeah that's while distracted this is alive and then they're up for two in the night and it was against wasn't against the braves didn't even need the winds and Chuck and somebody had bit for not even next year but the year after he's like no like twenty twenty eight his was compact his is always flying around fair I'm also moving a lot off Kobe white Taros my neck they can't trust that don't do these in do well I think he got drafted high because of the draft class and him being the second best guide I think in no no they brought in Santa Ranchi too so it's not even like they need Kobe to step in and I think it'll be like like last year they hit everybody like do other in North Carolina guy you don't like him I got a hair don't like their see I love their visit actually I didn't think it was good Providence Chris Don I never thought it was good never been in on done would you say so you never never been done I'm the second most famous alumni from do we went over that today BINAC hanks one to hangover guy three window now would you say I am I mixed up the championship is he didn't win the National Championships because what gone by they got dead young I like that young not your of if Lori Post All-star breakages him now these install monster I dated text four two in the middle of the night for win eighty six they're up for and it was something you'd already counters a loss and then the mets went on some huge winning streak in August and he was like thirteen fifteen wind jump I think there's GonNa take the jump I hope the Hawk state I don't think the hawks are not yet like hawks aren't GonNa take that fifteen you put your franchise around but he'll always be there I mean like well he gets like he gets ten and five Krista I feel like yes Chris done man in all star this year yes I saw something that was like Zak with me might slig- win the scoring title I hate that I don't know what those odds are looking like but I don't yeah I think he's all star this year on the contests in Chicago Oh yeah that feels like a lot like otto porter dead young forgetting something is those are two two pickups I really like yeah like added like sobbing guys yeah but they're not going to get in the way any of their stores so oh yeah yeah he's just like a seven foot like freak adly I think they got him second round so just a bad name like right now when John Not yet I agree the cavs do under no matter what a different class he would have been like the fourteen to seventeen not I think you went away to a and but but the class wasn't a but just him as a player like I don't like when and Adam silver for men is a duke man and Richard Nixon outside Richard Nixon's about an eight maybe Mitch xactly the white sox are going to be sick me the white sox most relevant team in the world knowing who's a fuck about him to win the division doesn't twenty they'll be raiders took Cleveland Farrell I was like it's an overdraft but I think he's a really good player so this is even stinking great cellphone imagine looking at him and not taking Josh eight I'm like that ten win jump I'll go over for the bull yeah like over to a lot of people especially recently to I've heard a lot of Daniel gaffer buzz a rookie twenty four and a half under Kevin love going to be on the team by February I don't know if he's GonNa be on the team opening night honestly like this was like one of those random trades by wow named henry is the real throwing the last time he'll true fucking Henry the hang I was gonna say but he's not a head oster and then you said that and that feels like no one's GonNa listen to him I don't think you'll be fine because I don't think he has like the style you have to listen to me but in terms of your one owners can't be traded for months I would be so honest with you who's on the cavs I know it's Kevin Love Tristan Thompson Jedi and they got a lot of Tristan Thompson I think they like Jr still there they paid him to go away last year and he's still there jr still there he's very much up one hundred forty points tonight about the over on every single game under on the winds over twenty four and a half things so he could only score off like it's the same now like window Carter's GonNa Defend Block shots Laurie space and Otto Porter will defend otto porter like Kobe comes in I said Ajay's Fourth Darius Girls Areas Garland Sex med what do you think of the sex land nickname given to that backwards Kevin Love the trailblazer intimacy I saw a lot from cavs writers are when all those bonus trade rumors popped up and it was going to be for Kevin love now a lot of their young guys though all they got yeah damn sure don't WanNa Watch Tristan Thompson Kevin love no more like Kevin Porter Jr. Interested does did they hit twenty four last year nineteen yeah and that was a hard fought nine hundred one rape pals over at new absolut vodka not just like a but pink Whitney specifically which already sold a million cases tyler wow elm athletic cases mush one million million bottles outlets cases either way lot of bottles the bottle per case craziest part about that the 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said they haven't fully truly done under under I store under this this tip sticks I I am interested to watch had have they don't have that many people but it's like they'll they'll they'll be okay so much without question I think there's a ratio like three to one like just shaking his head like a Bob with job yeah we'll do those we'll get to that I think Duke Fan that's all me no I asked I agree there was yeah I mean I'm a that zero sold in Canada because they haven't started selling their and that's the second they get in the candidates aren't even have million and can't he's the number Free Pink Whitney's the hour every household American one yeah the Nielsen Ratings are off the giant Pink Whitney New Amsterdam Vodka I know Nielsen six lands nice sex lines and I enjoy that one that's beeline college guy you know he's there could see when I was I was selling myself on thousand you big Chetty that's good name a good name Jedi if Daniel gaffer's name was Chettiar's all-star loud wrong 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people watching TV guide promise I still think do they still have the channel guide on channel fourteen how that's standard across the Board Guy I used to love this watching that thing Murad I'll take over like I think yeah I think Steph is going to be like scoring title Mvp good I think is GonNa be motive like he's I think he's a perfect fit I think they'll they'll make it work yeah I think he's a good enough player to say okay maybe I should take more maybe I should for us very high I feel like I'm leaning under for that I feel like it's going to be a lot higher than they're willing to commit to regular season seven brexit their over being much lower but the circumstances who's next WHO's next la Clippers hoof saw them but fast like this this company is going to the moon and I'm so happy to be tied to them I'm going to get on something in new Amsterdam right after my rough rowdy fight I gotta do this one step has the ball I think they'll figure that out so I think he's the type that's GonNa like figure out his role he's not going to be like I need the ball knows what teams are he's coming from Well how about we do the Lakers I hear at fifty one fifty one half John over thirty seven over on that it it's still upset you should have done that when I brought it up but you had to go the east sorry mush all right why Lakers go for that very reason are going to be pedaled to relatively pedal to the metal he they have to win every game twentieth well yeah because I thought it was so low those low if you like the last five warriors years there I don't know why is spell shouted out the warriors because you saw on your heart half so last year they went fifty seven I'd say that as rated and Angela Russell's like a lot of talk about he won't fit I like a twenty three Rd all-star what would he have to do to not that's why CBS players around him if he doesn't they're going to trade him and go get more common implicit does they still might trae correct yeah I like the over there it's only my the nets where he was like kind of the guy to be the guy is now I think he's going to Mesh Wealth I'm just moving the ball around and on New Orleans we'll about fifty forty eight fifty ish I'm guessing what do you like Kelly I like them to win like fifty on the dot really I can't see them losing thirty two like I could definitely see them losing thirty two games unless it's like a crippling injury because like when the Brown was like he's witcher flying and you find one and click that channel very very nice Issey it was dope I will be doing west yeah let's go to that goes up those pesky warriors everybody but now he's as everybody has Anthony Davis has a guy he wants he has to win a shit ton again going over what's the most games Anthony Davis I don't think they could lose whether I mean after I mean the way they played last year and Lebron didn't have all you have to okay Lebron's it's okay what brought so like them winning thirty two isn't even like an indictment on losing thirty two dight men on that might just think they're gonNA lose their benches and great Linski Baby Nineteen Games last year under nineteen man Manet's one who's mastered load management the other has no shoulders I'm I'm GonNa over excuse me under there like I think it's GonNa matter I'm going over I think they're going to be very regular season oriented they don't know who's GonNa Play Zion I don't see I could see they want forty eight last year and then they added probably the two best back with a piece of trash oh twenty eight and a half on under and and using me and people are having the over why waiting definitely eighties out for a week away for him to get back to pair with I I can't see them unless it's more injury the West is really good like we've talked about it's her down here thirty nine games last year thirty seven and a half one over galaxy they're still be amazing team by playoff I'm GonNa go fifty five and twenty seven that's a record I can see that yeah I like that this is maybe their only year I agree with that as well no I'm looking on my thing I don't know why who maybe that's it money Williams right I think money Williams is going to be like stabilizing force at a nice twenty nine to fifty three he has no bees make honey does too good too good I don't it's not here oh the east like Geez Houston Rockets fifty three and a half to fifty three last year I don't even see it was looking at baseball lines mix thirty five cents Nice I guess they just don't have it on there because of they on those tasks people by the Kings Kings Yeah King in Philip decline failing you'd think they'd be like forty two and a half over that's like my favorite do it again which is ed or Diangelo Russel trae that have to be if they're thinking like one of those two of those guys they're gonna be playing together woj they added Russell Westbrook gel drain out for the season remember one ball still one busty but last year was Chris Politics dribbling I like that over yeah I like the over to Phoenix under franken offered like fifty six sixty seven like I'd like they're clearly that good I just like to guys not the healthiest I think they can still be true in fifty and thirty two could be like a negative thing even then I injury aside I can't say I just at the start of next year I'm not sure which to not sure where from what I do feel like it's been a lot of cat booker Diangelo Russel like even before this magazine cover asked the Astros yeah great great for the S so high but yeah they have I think he knows how much better Westbrook is anyhow forty eight games and then quit in the playoffs this did not care forty six and a half I just don't I don't know where that's absurd line twenty eight I said one of them they are usually way off on Lakers are still fifty doesn't have clippers no number why aren't they on here there's someone hurt everyone's Paul George whatever the clippers numbers a fucking sixty sixty one season China thirty by the sons somebody who cares you Steve Kerr who thirty I'll I'll be lobbying to put them in the playoffs yeah I I liked the under a lot there too a lot of games they're saying they're gonNA win ten more games with those signings under under new coach no no so others plus one tenth a yeah this is my favorite bet so far that feels under twenty-eight have they won over twenty games in the last we oh sorry they just they have now straight TJ warm for space to sign Ricky Rubio guy that could when he's feeling a little doesn't feel like doing it all he could give it to glad to do it all yeah and he'll do it yeah he forget hardened on the team sometime so so scholar right now so we'll give you hayward derozen clean swap yeah you do that both sides like China we have to that's what Adam Silver told me to do okay with these seems smart guy just like me San Anton now Gimme the a close to a lock I think the what a brisk twenty three games they'd hang a banner for twenty three seven years I can't imagine this and I don't think it's going to be the Kaminsky Cam Johnson are they added your boy Cameron Lottery Richard I think last year was the first time they didn't win fifty like forty years or something crazy like that weird it was the last time they didn't do it since the lockout you're physically weren't enough okay that's it I think we've found they win thirty games that's clearly a party waiting to be coach of the year if they went thirty agree no I don't know about Celtic side I do the celtics absolutely I don't know about actually the spurs love and Hayward I think passing the ball pick the next year be no because I think that was last year I think it's topped like fourteen this year I think it's definitely coming to US I don't know when that will be but they they just feel like seven in a row yeah I'm GonNa take the Ondo because unlike you buffoons I've pledge my allegiance to China the Memphis Grizzlies motion thirty three Games York's which feels like a huge jump from all the other team by the draft flomo Moran Jaren Jackson Healthy Hopefully was the number twenty seven and a half they want thirty three last year but they did have Ghazal for Doc Smith I hate him let me tell you about Tony Allen Twenty seven and a half Yikes so be I love that that over I think at fifty seven this year I can see the one yeah I think they'll be like another team 'cause they started off slow last year and so you think they're going to I think this is the year because it's thank you so that last year as well part of the year before Portland so many good teams in the West where it's like their win forty two and you still the Nancy I think this is the no yeah I don't think I love though I liked the under taking the over I like that we're on opposite to a lot of things they lost some of their key young guys so I'm Leonard at another one young guys and people were under here really I think I'm going under in their winning percentage was enough that one fifty this has been done since I think ninety eight year I'm going to go over because last year coming into the year they were banged up ah I just there are no I think they should trade the Rosen right now they should for him to get paid like drumming I agree chop games yeah and it could be longer just hit today yeah I mean whatever it is I'm taking the over still the thirty thirty three Goodyear's Memphis I dunno the Internet the Internet disagrees about everybody gone totally January the era of the ball over there reason I just he's better than Chris Ball it's I think hard it's going to be happy finally knows that he has almost under like the other day I just don't feel like they're gonNa care about the radio so what do you think win loss is going to be yes that obviously there has to be something that they're not gonna put up there yet because of Eight Games better let me remind you they're still name the Pelicans they are Lonzo Ball I can say Zayn good that uniform though he does I didn't think he would and he added Derrick favors that I mean if it was forty one and a half just throwing it out there forty one and a half with all the subtracted and added thirty three games easily especially I underst- doesn't play yeah that's on the table diagnosing medical he's playing right now he's it's a sweat the entire time pulling out so I would take the Einar wouldn't be thrilled about it yep I'm with to the Pelicans who do Pelicans so you start out to slow in the what you're just not gonNa make it on Yeah I'm still upset Gel grains off they're gonNA take the under in going on a nice win streak after they fire Morrie that fat Zach Randolph sweaty had one thing we don't do on the show is besmirched through that random no I I just always I bet against them all the time and he's the one that we'll see really cares last year what's top eight okay okay so yeah I think Brandon Clark like he's a guy who wants to rookie of the year I could say he might Blake Griffin it and be like you know I'll just get it next thinking he's like even sixty games I'm still good enough to win I think he knows ten years from now he lost in college like he played those college kids yes it is stupid awesome with them another backup grant Williams I'm hanging found the I don't know what you wrote but I I think this is the year like literally Ingram Yeah I mean they should be good feel like they should but I could see them winning druce star all in Andrew Really Lonzo and and that's what I know yes yeah I come back to help the so he's out six to eight weeks and you're saying if they start stinking do you think they'll actually let them play or pointed on talk myself and overcame it's not I wouldn't bet it because you're not going to enjoy it no matter what side you take your sweat the Games I was GONNA say 'cause I'd like if they had kept the they got a new coach but like lash all like Avery Bradley joke you know all these guys just having with that I'm taking the other what would have to be for a fully healthy Zion if it was forty five and a half which took over attention on the y'all's pick top eight five and think about this and so I think they're gonNA like stink stink this year to keep the I got a walker to we wanNA preseason like he's only playing fourth quarter right sometime they who like favors again he's fine he was available for a reason. Jj took the bag because they might take it off because I don't know how you how do you do yeah it's off tough you gotta be off because I don't hate it like six eight as as a decent in doubt he would Jj's Mike Guy I love that man so much he fucking lips his cock out anywhere you want also on thirty three games last year which really is irrelevant because they have a completely new team so this might be changed because now because of an awful if it's there they want to say I've seen people like forty forty and a half I think I think I'll go over is like seven very out on Daimler request straight I it's coming wish to the Magic Amenas obviously not just only been one year no offense camello no comeback curry of the season nonlethal all of it he's gone I don't hate the under here I like to Isaiah Yeah but there's gotTa be twenty one enjoy because they're gonNA play scrap like I don't care who's on that team still going to be scrappy twenty five Games we've seen their court have brought back the old court loans GonNa win soap but it's like we've seen preseason rookies Jackson Hayes and Alexander Walker might be not factor they both look good what we've seen gosh on the preseason a lot of people really on them and I was the number we had another thirty three win team last year how's it dated make here's a much better team around him than rookie Lebron he's in a much tougher conference next probably not as good as Lebron you know he he didn't make the point I have not yet but I've been hearing raving about around this office I guess I what are you waiting for exactly not good I'm not gonna get none good things not a full year yet this year so that would be my doubt but as of right now I will also say Tim Hardaway Junior doesn't deserve that contract thank you should I clicked on three different might even get it for a discounted rate lucere Kenya especially since quips sensitive vibrations with a built in timer go over your heart for a lot do forty five is probably the number cap it at Rookie Lebron Win and granted gente guide gentle hours read that wrong guide gentle brushing for the dentist recommended two minutes which is great because it really does just buzz and shut off on those two minutes it also this episode the NBA season preview brought to you by good pals at quip most US quit serviceable players under the Yeah Okay Yeah Courtney Lee Cornelie wow goes to him he's still fine NBA player he's service things they got Like Dhillon right I really like this on it he'll give you fifteen games where he just non can't stop missing correct the first year so I don't know what other problem peace thing or last year damn I think we've got the Dallas areas gone another year don-shik alone and Porzingas is being on the court so as fully healthy he looks becky certainly fucking looks at over things I think Lonzo are going to have been all I would've been tapped acid on this over Zion oh he's at six without quill due twice everyday good habits matter to live a healthier life so help form fresh oral health habits with Quip Quip sets just twenty five bucks and you'll get your first refill free at get quip dot com slash mix tape this is a simple way to support us and start brushing better but you have to go to get allergy automatically delivers brush heads to you every three months for clean new bristles right on schedule the sleek intuitive design is simple to use and comes with the hitting eight games he's got thirty five point yes so I take that I like Brunton the White POW yeah I'll I'll go over for neely he could he could do a he wants to show how fucking furious I said we're GonNa last you you ip dot com slash mix tape to get your first refill free go right now to get Q. 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IP DOT com slash mixed as time on second I love Them I'm going over over forty one laugh I think they just I mean Frank Jackson come on very to roster travel cap that doubles as a Miramonte you can stick that sucker right on your mayor Moshe no more just like putting it in the cabinet wondering where it is getting all men I'm a big fan of people when they don't play and still get drafted really high love that Anthony Davis that guy pretty good did he not play eh one of the few teams who brought back continuity and I feel like that's going to be massive especially in the early goings of the season especially West enough they give you three three little buzzes and that just off which I appreciate you that's nice sometimes you just in their brush and you don't know when you said gums raw yeah Taupe didn't work where we nuggets bobole fighting mobile's man mobile over no matter what numbers you're like a weight yeah I just I just gotTa buy some things for myself I haven't bought something for years so quip I think might be my first one and he's got the same person listening listen when you're right you're right and the guy shoots three seven nine lorraine yeah he's jumping up over everybody but left to right talk but they won fifty four last year without him at all the conference where it's like every game yet like a two-game gap might slide you from third to seventh so yeah poor Puerto he looked good he looked so slow how and it palisades every thirty seconds to let you know to switch sides which is good get that nice even clean wow that's very nice of them really seventy-five over smashing I have so many nuggets the nuggets are fifty two and a half yeah I like that over in West out narcotic for whiteside so they're just saying that the West is like a dog fight so much better this which it is but I think it'd be like ten do you sell me yeah I want it so bad I was my old time these thoughtful features make brushing something you actually wanted I do I really liked Jeremy Grant there rather than it's one of the I guess low key gray acquisition that was consensus across six and a half that's over fifty three last year another team that just brought back essentially the same how do they he couldn't see what he's thinking of yeah but I hope over I'm leaning they're going to get the wins the PELICANS aren't in my mind I mean but again porzingas hadn't stayed back he's ready to go we are on the last leg of this the Denver Nuggets most tell me what the number is Tommy now doesn't matter auto especially after Tyler said but that's simply too low Murray's win last year to give that up one fifty four last year so anything that give them a bonus unless he's taking he's like me like I'm clearly better but you're just trying to Balik Beasley thinks he can beat up so a sewer Craven Stew pro-lifers there I really hope ports Portland one fifty three lasts under missing the playoffs dame sick up eh that's all you need to know they have them to that backwards insane I can't even remember who they added instead of like a meaning like Meyers Leonard Than Mine Amy now so I'm trying to even think about who's filling out the rest of their like Rodney Hood they brought back his own that Collins taking step forward island as good are you know why you're GonNa take the over bowl I'm the reason I am the biggest Bobo Fan table he played a lot bit those guy there owns a well did not play a bit and he got his new APPs and vodka they were they were the fastest to sell a million cases in any vodka company in the history of the United States and then they came out with the Pink Whitney and that's all even I'm forty one teams or close to it yeah I think I like the over there he's like they lost lost heartless those aren't great player uh-huh yeah like if Donald really is like Kinda special than from year one to two he's GonNa take stupidly it's the best player either of them played with elda before I'm trying to get him on so I get get Utah team people are very high on fifty four and a half so they do the same another number of eggs yeah I know the schmuck that makes the numbers and I want I want to yell at him it's like if he can run the bench unit forty six I will even at the bare minimum even without thinking about that they have Damon Collins powder salt apparently just go home POW noticed little yeah yes no the board when it happened everyone's like good remove a single person being mike well that's great so you have taken that over over get Andrey Jordan if reinforcements I'm fine with that he's my main gones collins doesn't take that step for yeah yeah I'll go under does will be in the playoffs but I go man he is but that's the thing like when Jabari everybody I wish to I see all your your negatives I still think it's like a top four seed they got two players man come over for its very people are very split on it anybody's playing this year like I I don't think I think he's out now plays Celtics against like the college teams like whites they swapped out Evan Turner if for apparently Anthony Simon's is rails I don't we have a word on nookie like win them playing this year I don't either he's such a large human that a knee injury or any injury to a leg it's like take your time but nothing play are they won forty fifty last year and what's number fifty four and a half to four and a half might I think from Rubio alone and Schmidt with a guy like Nas little loser I'm going under there they'll still be in the playoffs but I'm this is the year I think Conley junior damn that's a lot who else they like they lost Mayo Moody a big loss take a big loss he stinks they lost favor on Bogdonovich that's a good sign that's an over I'm going flutes guys who's making any sense fucking jazz well speaking of that much like the grizzlies bringing back their old court the jazz I'm still gonNA over thirty one Chris Paul's worse than what Russell Westbrook still a good player that all these guys are heard they're going to be traded 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LCB Ep. 335 - Best & Worst U.S. States, Barb & Star Review, Massive Marvel News, and Noah Centineo As All Four Beatles?

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LCB Ep. 335 - Best & Worst U.S. States, Barb & Star Review, Massive Marvel News, and Noah Centineo As All Four Beatles?

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Jason clark's australian accent slipped through the cracks in multiple occasions because oregano or gano again. Classic american pronunciation of things each walk up to the store. Hey you guys have any oregon. Oh or a vegemite. nope no it is The tom bro- dude rest in peace. Yet legend of the like this. I think it was like twenty thirteen or fourteen. Like right when i got on twitter and following him like dm about it or whatever but like there was this big like scare going. You know how the media is always like the latest drug that your kids could be doing and their round of that was jacomb together remember. What jenkin was it was Familiar it was fermented poop. It was like inhaling fermented poopers and so they're like report. There's there's like a few stories about this report on like fermented poop. I don't know if he tweeted at me or d. m. e. were just like he's like you're like puffing on the chink or something like that. Just do fun still. He's the funniest person that i've ever read but it it's yeah the imagine just by like jenkins silk road pre fermented to get delivered your doors that good stuff and eating nothing but fiber one bars there is. There's a really good review of it and they're like they found a way to tell an incredibly interesting story about a fascinating complicated topic like they just found a way to make it the least interesting story that could possibly make with the material that they had and even is good reviews. Jason clark was awesome. He was there all terrible terrible. Yeah i mean it's like you when you go to mass market on that though right like you can't really go in depth on the the the the details you you want him so you gotta have. You gotta have the exposition in there. Which is probably very clunky. But then you gotta make it seem. I'm seen it yet. Like you guys have but i would imagine that leg. They were just in the pitch room and they'd like saw this tech thing and they're like what just do like a social network of big short type thing with this movie. Let's just try that. The vibe which is really weird. There's one scene. Where jason clark is like reading an old school like nineteen ninety nine book like how to use. The internet is arm streak. Detective i don't know how to do this. It's it's so for dummies. no literally. That's what he was looking at because he'd never touched anything that you look in his life. That's how they made character netscape User manual exactly. And they don't even got the time period really correct because the guy one of the characters is using like a brand spanking new like logitech wireless keyboard. Meanwhile the next character the thing he is using like an iphone to and like deranged. It's such a bizarre movie from start to finish. I i actually. I'm kind of excited. Talk about it because it is that it's laughably bad like entertainingly bad it's on also if you don't want to rent it it's on its inflicts fling. So you can hit yourself with one of those free trials if you to just watch it for the sake of the episode. It's it's i think for the sake of his pots worth a watch. It's just so stupid. it's so stupid. Oh man i couldn't stop thinking about it. I watched it twice the only actually. There's actually one good person i like. Jimmy simpson any role. He's in jimmy. Jimmy simpson in like fbi. Guy is just. It's yeah did you see we're Jesse plemmons got got the role. Didn't you get the role in the scorsese movie. Yeah like he's just now. Jesse plummets is now the go-to G. man i. he's a good gene active face man. He's got he's got. He's got a good fed phase if you need a character for fed anytime between like nineteen eighty in one thousand nine hundred and like he's your guy in this movie i think. The scorsese when takes place like twenties or something. So he's just got the face. it didn't surprise me though. I don't like people are like well. Fleming's is i. I actually view in the upper echelon. Now maybe you know. He's not like leo but like he's i associate with him like with good roles. The wasn't it wasn't the role. People assumed leo would be doing like leo's still associated with it right but he's not that role. Yeah i okay. That's that's a. That's a solid counterpoint. I i don't know i. That's the way i thought i remembered it. Like i in my head cannon. This project had leo attached. And so i think everybody just assume he'd be like the this role. Maybe i i don't know i don't image dr robert deniro to so it's them to plus the boy plus score says the the cast someone else to i forget. It's a good crew a good book on if i'm if i'm thinking of what it is. What else what else is happening. I got a new. Tv is the first time. I think i'm ever getting a year of tv. How do you describe that. What can we need like a. It's twenty twenty. You get a twenty car like a guitar. A top of the line. tv yeah. I a new samsung Q. lead like one of the ones that are like works with That success i guess when it's like the twenty twenty one one look it up into. ps five. Because i don't wanna get eight. K 'cause ak four thousand dollars now and like in a year. They're going to be half. That i wanted to play. Ps five and hook it up with hd. Two you know. I just i don't know i got the. Tv looks nice. And i can't wait to get it. Is there a sequel to hdmi. Yo you know there's hd my to coming out soon it's not just hd two like the other option for your cable box equal. Jimmy's not just the second port. It's too two to and i got. Hd my three. I i might have four actually four. Hdmi port that sounds like arguably the lamest bit in skit. I've ever heard her new game. Stop or no geek squad bit. That's just that's just who's on first for for two thousand twenty one but more like two thousand seventeen. Yes selling ninety nine dollars. Six foot rocket fish. Hd two cables at the back of a truck. That's me and my cousin candidate has got hd my three he works for hd my company factor floor the controller on the ps is really cool. But before we go on. Like i did a little tech demo. Cosmo's thing yeah. Just the controller feels nice. The vibrations the haptic whatever. Whatever you wanna call it. It took me a second to get used to. Because i thought it would feel more like the standard playstation controller. But this is the first time since the playstation two where i really felt like it's somewhat of a different controller a little beef year just a little bit anyway. It's longer it's a longer. I mean he didn't feel that different to be fair. But maybe because. I've been point with the xbox i still don't like the actual shape of the ps. Five eight is so big. It is way too big. I don't like that at all. I know it's just like of marketing like an in six months. Whatever they come out with. Ps five slim but like it annoys me. How big it is yes. I kind of wish they'd just would've made it like the xbox just make it look like a computer a computer i mean just make it look like a computer In i don't feel like it has good footing. i don't feel like it has like four legs to stand on. Wish dead fight for some stability. Did you try using like the stand thing that comes with it. Hold it up vertically. Yeah i don't like it now. Yeah i would. That would block my tv. Who who who who has space for vertical playstation for you can use the same one horizontally. But i still don't like it horizontally. Either there's a stanford the horizontal the same stained you can adjust that you can use it horizontally so you should put on a stand. Even when it's horizontal. Yeah well you get what i'm saying. Oh okay i didn't. I didn't like using it for either. Application food for thought is great. Podcasting jeff what was your big. Would you cook something this weekend. Normally you lake cook. Something like pigs in a blanket would be like you see pigs in a blanket on the food network in the decided to make the best pigs do that in december and then i was like i don't i don't like hot dogs that much. Not not enough of a fan to eat that. No i don't i have any. I tweeted today. I did my my yearly. I'm in walgreens. Dwayne reed and i'm like oh get one cadbury egg. Maybe that's an acquired taste. And now i still think they suck so biting into that unless it gets too much. Well not even the teeth. Wait not the cream won. The race traditional cadbury which was funny because i and then people were applied. They're like yeah but the the hershey's reese's eggs are good. I'm like well that's just a racist cop. That's not like a big racist cop. That's all that in the the the slime like candy like any anything that has at filling or whatever super sugary. Feel like he gets. It hurts my teeth in between and it's just like so sugary and so liquefied that it's getting just spaces between my teeth that normal food doesn't get to in my my extra sensitive gums. Because i do not floss Except for like two weeks leading up to my dentist appointment They did hurts. Man hurts never been. I did stop chewing ice like a couple months back. That was probably that was probably good for your health over. We'll know 'cause i 'cause i chip on my chipped tooth now lateness. Jim carrey type chip. But if it's like getting a mere close up you could see it. And i'm just i'm like i i don't want. I don't wanna have dolphin. Did you all chewing ice. I'm sure it did. We're also chip it. I mean like you. Don't even remember when it happened. I mean i'm sure it could chip elsewhere but like the frequency in which i chewed. Ice led me to believe that it is not a far leap to believe that it is either wear and tear for the repetitive chewing of the ice. Just the mechanics and so by eliminating that at least eliminate one potential. I'm sure grandma. It the my sleep at night though again. I'm sure that happens. Because i'm so high strung. But but you chipped it off and you don't remember. Chipping chipped it off. What i'm saying. No it's not big chip. It's not like i would've. It's it's like a fine like groove. In my tooth he plays swallowed it with a huge thing. It wouldn't even notice if i swallowed it like and that's why i think it's like this. I think it's like erosion or something. Okay to gonna get like full set of years man. Just go just go. Hollywood route whole new teeth. One of our co workers. Just did that. Marty mush for those. You know barstool he. It looks it. Looks like a new man. He can even enunciate better bizarre to said bizarre fifty. In this case it's a ban on bizarre for the rest of this. It's a just looks looks so weird though. It looks like a brand new man man. Dental health is so important. We have a really weird messed up. Healthcare system and dental health is like an afterthought in that a lot of times and it is like it is a big part of self confidence. It's also big part of actual health. Not actual help helmets physical health and mental health. And then it's just kind of like okay. Like i guess you can have a little bit of dental dental benefits if you pay extra. I don't know what random going on. I'm just saying like i completely understand like wanting to improve your teeth. I had braces. I was fortunate enough to have braces. I'm i'm happy enough with the results. but yeah like t t third. It's the it's the window to the face that's not the is. It's a second window to the fate. Is the garage door. the face. yeah people are looking at your teeth. The coat of paint hodge door this all right news news. Let's start out How 'bout How many terminals eternals close out. The director of eternals though will say nomad land right now. She's likely going to win. Best director and while i i enjoyed nomad land. I enjoyed the technical aspects. More than i'd like the movie itself but didn't work for me exactly as i think it may work with the best movie of the year. I it the technical and directing of incredible and this is one of those rare times or i would probably vote for even though nomad land isn't my best like she was incredible at this movie. And it's very that she's doing a marvel movie like that's just awesome that the same year for marvel fans that the someone's gonna win best director senior. There more be comes out eternals. We have seen nothing of it. It was supposed to be weird to have seen it arrives. Come out in november. It's gonna come out later in the fall. Apparently they use the revenues as inspiration for some action sequences which that sounds cool. I don't know how to interpret that right. I don't know what that means. I mean. I is a griswold. Is it like a one shot grizzled maybe intense onto the nomad land thing. I've actually. I've thought about nomad land a lot since we watched it it. It's like it's something. I always come back to. It's like the further away. I get out in the movie like out of all the movies. We kind of reviewed in that prestige bundle of like whatever. Four week period. We we did that in a i don't know like i don't i still don't think it's my favorite movie of the year i think sound metal is But i i just started thinking about especially with the severe weather that like you know happened The last week and you know other other things that have been happening. I i do think like that was put into my mind and i knew i knew that was a lifestyle that people people have you know a lot now by their own choice in some by their own choice but that like all his now in the back of my mind i was thinking about that other thing but like how is this affecting you. Know like this this This nomadic lifestyle So i have nothing to add. Other than the fact that like i i do think like. I do think there's a lot to say about the way. That movie was crafted in its ability to to put itself into my brain and stay there. Yeah i think it is cool. That she's gonna get her possibly going to get an oscar but also let's not forget a saturn award for best director winner in two thousand four Sam raimi about to get his hands on a both iverson madness so no disrespect to the actual award winning king but now she's cool. I think i don't know in the same way like you were saying. Show how to really interpret that. Because that's not a movie. I watch and i'm like oh yeah action movie the revenue right. I mean and like oh yeah. Revenue was good because the action like. That's the dramatic. Maybe that the blending of the the source survival dramatic elements in nature parts of it because these are such super powered. Being's right it's a couple of scenes have popped into my mind elements one of them but like i dunno charter. Loons so long. I don't truly love the revenue but a couple of things. I popped my head where i get. What's being where i get. What's being said here. Did you guys did not making a spinoff movie from from the minions now from the men's focused on kevin called the kevin she said and i think we've watched the remnant so many times every meeting when we come to our actions because most of those sequences are shot on location. I love how immersive in the way how you feel the dash sequences in the revenue. Okay far to you okay. now now. Here's a quote that makes that makes sense that and that's what gets lost between these screen rant type headlines that ninety percent people just read the headlines like like maybe on a big idiot and not the context So yeah i. I liked that. Alex circling back to nomad land again. Too as part of the conversation. But i won't. I won't go on about that. I think it's a neat. I think it's one of those. Oddly important moments for for marvel. Now i think i think also wanda vision is an important moment for marvel as well because again it was not supposed to the first marvel series yet it is the biggest show on tv or on streaming right now which is crazy because the mandalorian. I got cute baby. Yoda wasn't tied directly. It was tied to stores but not in a way. Like you need to know star wars. Anyone could jump into watch. That is not the case with one division. It's you really. It's hard thing to pick up. But i i have heard a lot of people who have watched it. This is the first time in now. Wanna watch them. Rover marvel movies so obviously this is like got to be a big sigh of relief for the hat. Man kevin feige now he can. He can allow others have more creativity. That's always kind of been the rub with marvel right not as much star. Wars like wars has always gotten a bad rap of like all of the directors. Come and go because the creative differences marble like you know had their. They've had their moments like edgar. Right is a good example And people say oh you kind of go there and you do a mo- movie marvel to make but now like you have someone who's a win. Best director who did a marvel movie. You have wanda fisher which is weird a spark and a they really just went as far off what you're used to seeing with marvel so i i think important moment for them that kind of embrace now like all right. Let's speed is not cookie cutter as possible. Did the best thing that i think disney is found out from this is they have the complete to dominate singular conversation on the one thing that everybody's watching It's like it's a you know. They kind of set the tone with nando and then they set the tunnel vision. And i wanna say. It was surprising with wanda vision. But it it you know the way they kind of like you know they bill de as they you know maybe they set expectations lower just so they could be sure to like exceed the expectations on it or yelich overperform on it but Certainly you know. Maybe people aren't into wanda vision as much as they are with mando. Just because. I don't think that you know it's baby. Yoda is pretty universal but it certainly like if they take one learning away from this and this is not like a you know really been saipem comet is that all they have to do is keep just dropping one series at a time and then just keep their show as the current like conversation at the moment. That's the way it's going to be It's it's going to whatever's the headlining thing on disney plus at the current time. Unless there's like you know a contender for the crown. Coming up. Like a lot of tv shows pause production but like the only thing. I could come. Like i see coming close to like being that. Like universally watching. The game of thrones type way is like a game of thrones spin off That's not on disney. Plus is what. I'm trying to say in in so i don't know what i'm trying to say but like i. I think that. I think is pretty fascinating that i was here saying like we'll disney needs to get more stuff on disney plus a couple of months ago and actually. It was wrong. Because i think the learning here is that they need to trickle it out. And just fucking let the current thing dominate Known just keep the kid stuff on there because that keeps us. Subscriptions keep the baby's watching ariel beside whatever do don't want anything cannibalize each other. Because it's like you're saying you could just be the main topic of conversation amar would especially since no one. There really isn't a show that can sort of be the the nothing is going to be re i think. The game of thrones again for a little bit but like as close to it as possible. Right yes i i think. Also game of thrones kind of had of game of thrones had a lot of momentum towards the end because it was like new. It was big in the first four or five seasons but as people caught up to the show I think it kind of felt like you're brought into a club like kind of like. Oh you know like oh i. Watch game of thrones like in. there's so many plotlines you can talk about. It and i think people felt like there was something that was kind of exclusive. Even though it wasn't necessarily exclusive. And i think there's kind of element to that with wanda vision even though it's like Obviously being promoted everywhere. But it's not like this is iron man or for. This is off the beaten path in terms of marvel properties. Go it's not. They completely crazy but i just I i just. I try like where they're going with disney plus and it's just like just keep on the disney movies on there and then they're just going to have their headlining show and you think about like this like this. Do we talked about before developing this. Show this show this show. Star wars star wars star. Wars interesting is like. Is that even the right idea. Like like which one your which one's going to be the king of content for the current period of time. Maybe you don't care. Maybe she can dump it all out there. Make sure everybody stays on the platform. I don't know what i'm talking. Not but it's fun to think about one's going anywhere. Don't let the gas off the breaker the the foot off of the throat of hbo max. Since they're still trying to struggle and get some more share in the streaming world. I'll tell you what you want. What they're doing what. The numbers are. Because hbo max is the best platform. My opinion agreed. I go back to a time after time and always find something on hbo. Max jeff say i i will say this you want to see a show it to me. Big wait till fucking falcon. Winter soldier comes out. That's be nuts because that is. Has i think a little more mainstream repeal. Because i think you can you can just buy into that action or what it is. It's the most violent show whatever fourteen. So there's going to be just like this spy like maybe espionage like action like born type thing and people are gonna fucking love that were crazy for that show and i think loki is well. That's kind of crazy thing. Is i think no matter how big one vision is right now. These next two. We're going to just kind of blown out of the water. What i imagine just by based on your there about so. Yeah it's it's the you're the luxury of doing that when you own like seventy percent of the it that or the masses are interested in the current time And then you know you then you dominate the the secondary meta conversation on it. Because then you have like your your. Everyone gets mad when score says he comes in with the right. Take he. He's he he's got the right perspective on like and then people are like no like Check out the cinematography in this one is like you. Don't i don't think that's what cinematography means like just because all the vendors are together on the screen and and then then that becomes zone conversation so they dominate the show they dominate the cultural conversation. Like disney's just sit on that. Just i mean it's crazy to think about like where they're going to go. Like what else can they buy before. Somebody looks at them. And it's like you own. Everything is that it's never going to happen but I did like the reference to the disney cruise ship in the movie. Were watching today though. guardians who that's going to complete the circle they can sign to satan. I always in a different spot with these movies though because like we watched so many bad movies and i think a lot of people. Don't watch that. I think are like the silk road for example like for me. I'm like i get the angle but it's the in that makes people go fucking bad shit crazy. We're like again like i. i totally get. Why cynical on kabul movies company come out in how they dominate. The landscape like i. I don't agree a lot of the time like i. Totally get it. Scorsese's last point was absolutely spot on. But i don't want any other things that we get out least cookie cutter molds that are cranked out and in like thrown at us like nothing that i are so many other bigger issues but obviously those are the ones on the money. So that is. I get it. I get why they're the ones that are always pushed conversation. I agree with the criticism on comic. In the same way i agree. Cigarettes are bad for you. Cigarettes are enjoyable. I'm not saying go smoke but like it feels good to do a cigarette in their bad for you and maybe you can make the same argument with comic book movies. Obviously it's not bad for you but it's just like the criticisms on it like in terms of its overweight its magnitude on pop culture and kind of like what it means in terms of like just everybody being interested at the same time I think it's valid but also like it. I like that. shit. I like to see like Mark ruffalo like make a little quip in turn into the hulk and then like back down and be naked. Just keep i fucking love that. I'm not being sarcastic either. No that's i think that's something we're cognizant of it is in fact slop and a lot of people. Try to make it seem. I think in the marvel universe more important in more artistic than sometimes it really is. And that's for sure but definitely a thing. And i think scorsese edited was very much spot on but at the same time. We're pigs anymore slop. We're fucking cypher. Or cypher in the matrix. Don't give a shit of it's fake stake be want to eat the fake digital steak. We're not like him. Because i dumb faulk didn't he didn't he didn't want. He wanted the unplugged and live in the stupid swamp world. Which i know cypher. didn't cypher. Wanted to stay in the plugged world. I would've taken the blue pill. Fire neo was i just i just be like that's an advil. I'm not i'm not taking the nyquil a day and night pill literally. It's that's what you're talking about. Yeah correct even want be. I thought he wanted to be in the matrix. Cypher wanted to be in the matrix so he wanted to have the virtual stake. Ease the joe. Pantoliano guy cypher. How awesome would that be like nine walks in so long. I gotta rewatch that see. Maybe that's seen in me. Referencing that every other episode. We'll have a different meaning to it. Jeff get knowing that was a blip in the matrix now. We know that we're in the matrix true. Here's a here's of giving. Here's a free commercial for the super bowl in twenty twenty two k. i. The matrix four is going to be out in. The whole thing was super bowl. Commercials now you pay. Celebrities say the celebrities in that nyquil invest a bunch of money. Get laurence fishburne. In counter reason a commercial for the blue pill and the orange pill in terms of him picking is the purple pill or whatever. It is in terms of him. Picking nyquil dayquil matrix comes out. I think in december so that would be a tough sell for the super bowl. That would number one. You would have direct ville. You're right you're in roselle would be talking about that like the next day. Dude he was. This was the best commercial ever seen references. The matrix fifty fifty fucking caliber bullet hole out of his kulaks or whatever he's wearing. I'm saying 'cause the movie you watched. But it's not what he wears khakis or whatever thirteen inch and seen basketball shorts peaking of marvel. It was rumored. Jennifer lawrence is gonna play sue storm. And now now she's not so i think she's probably with those sorts of things are imagine she wants to take a break. That's got to be such a bag though. I think she would do it if she didn't have to do. The mystique makeup stuff like think about how he won't. Yes it storm. Yeah it just think about. How much would be there like sue. You gotta be invisible but we can't put you in a green screen suit. You need to paint yourself. Green physically every single maury. It's six hours on the chair. I part of me part of me wonders. If still i don't know like do you think the kristen ski stuff like there is a lot of speculation on the reid richards and i'm not saying it couldn't happen because i've seen the photoshop's in a book it looks handsome and that fantastic four suit. I'm not. I'm not gonna bullshit eunson. And i know there are like substantial rumors that he did meet with marvel that that one i kind of buy into. There's sometimes there's just there's so much that you just kinda think like maybe now. I'm not saying i for sure things. Intrepid wanda vision like the we talked about last week. We said like the idea of him showing up on friday. This past friday seemed way too good to be true. Just one of those where you're kind of thinking about it and say yeah. That just probably isn't going to happen. It just sounds too perfect. However i do think the fantastic four show up on disney plus because these story lines that are happening in wanna vision are going to intersect with loki and a lot of them really involve the fantastic four when i know in the comics graphic novels and stuff so it makes sense and they want to introduce this ship. More like they did with spiderman. They're not trying to make a a fantastic origin. We can't do that again. Oh my god imagine the Like a matter if that was the first misstep like in a long time. They're like oh we're doing. We're doing the origin story again. For the third time he should a by a paparazzi photo zach levi and just post it and be like look drunk kinski like out and about meeting with martin today like they did with that. Toby maguire thing brian spiderman three was coming out and just be the ones to market with zach levi word nonsense hedged on. What if they got krinsky. And they got jennifer lawrence and like who played human porch like Exactly the cage. A appa oh no. Don't fuck and put that in the universe. Don't no no no no centenario right. He's been pitched everything and noah's cincinnati human toward him girl inner fire and then they're announcing the thing and then they just fuck into say. Michael chiklis is perfect. Why would we recast. Michael chiklis. You'd when we talked to him about it that he was like. Yeah i love i love thing i would come back to it and so why not. It was the only good part i've liked. His thing is michael chiklis. Michael fucking chiklis man. I love that while obviously the other other pig shop. Him alone checklist. Photoshop him with a bunch of women. Check more with the with the multi multi-voice opening though it does it does give us the opportunity to potentially get kelsey grammer. Back in as is true how people feel good about kelsey grammer beasts like what's the what's the pulse big early. Yes miss the beast so now you have a very strong opinion on the beast. Human grouch been tweeden. I didn't really love. Nicholas holt 'cause y'all to me he's always the about a boy kid he's been in so many things since fucking about a boy that i've moved past that stage for him but i understand that he's got to be like thirty two now. What's the most ridiculous fake no center. Now casting rumor that we could come up with a bio pic. It have to be him. Cast in a bio pic as clinton no. It had to be like a really. It had to be like a really beloved musician. Late david bowie know what he did that. Yeah but that was like a fake movie. But it it'd have to be like nikola sinatra me. Yes or like just just like we're doing a stevie ray bond bio pic noah. Centenario is playing. Stevie ray vaughan just to get like get a certain segment of dyke diehard. Svr fans pissed off. Yes as one of the beatles bio-pic playing for beatles. Yes yes i'm. I'm telling our our nice intern. Graphic sounds like a gag from a judd appetite. Movie like that for real or something like that sounds like from fucking tropic thunder like the downturn moment is when he tried to play off for beatles can you can you imagine just like him against the green screen league with at with with like actors that are gonna be superimposed as a waiter wearing green suits but like wearing a reference face and like like jar. Did it's just like a prosthetic. John and he's playing ball. No i food graphic to hit because people were going to one hundred percent. Believe that play for really funny. Yeah we're gonna make who are a credit all four. Beatles and phil spector and. That's the first one he has to record or just like casting for the new. The new beatles movie coming up. it's like notice today. Oh all four. Beatles phil spector will be played by a polish amati. He'd be a grateful specter. Damn we're gonna we're gonna make faker and no. Cincinnati was gonna play all four beatles and a beatles bio pic last thing in the first half news here james on the james won't produce trained to john remake which why why sense for it's not any testable to a western audience. It's a perfectly good movie. Unbelievable i don't i. I don't understand when they're putting it at any united states context right bill presumably in like. That's going to be the idea. But what i don't understand it it is. It is so long from the vhs to director which to the country famous. For having high speed rail the united states of america i trained trayvon streaming on amazon prime video by the way absolutely go check it out with one of the best movies at twenty sixteen. I think at twenty thousand sixteen. Yeah the fact that that line became popular after the zombie. Kind of like zeitgeist. Or whatever kind of down in like that late in the stage and be that fucking good like it is arguably one of the best saami movies. I would say for me. I think it is probably my number one zombie movie ever not counting last night of the living dead. It is incredible it is so good. There is no reason whatsoever to make a remake. Just watch what's the bong. The bon quote where the oscars. He's the one inch barrier of subtitles. Go watch it or watch it fucking dubbed. Who cares too great movie if you examine. You're gonna love trayvon. No need to make a remake. This one. I don't most time on our remake. I'll get it this one. I don't get actually appointed. They're doing this. Maybe it'll get more is than the new original five years ago. this is gonna take place on the acela. What's we'll be like. It'd be bart. It'd be on bart. It takes place on the metro between cary grove illinois and in chicago. Just on the forty five minute to seventy five minute commute per ninja on tonight's stream. That's believable to you. Though that does seem like fucking for nine driver review places. I wouldn't do you know on this is there is a point here. There's a correct answer on this. What was the point that ninjas popularity went from like one hundred percent good guy. everybody loves to the cracks. Started the show a tweet samsung commercial. No it was. A tweet was the nfl. Kicker was that when i when i credit when things started to go south for him and he started to get angry and i still like ninja but worth things were not as rosy for him. He went very viral roasted into oblivion. And that one is. That's the one that doesn't say. Like if i was a kicker i out simply kick it in between the goalposts. He's such an mindless tweet. Wire in the nfl or good kickers it was. It was a stupid tweet. But that's a tweet out of made. When i was younger though it's one of those things where like out understand if he was younger and i didn't have this expectation from being smart for some reason but still also i think my age. I don't know didn't he. Didn't he kind of like stop. Playing four always twenty nine. Maybe you still go back to yet because that'll ships. I got shut down mixer. Yeah yeah so. He got paid to go exclusive on mixer Bunny in they shut down and they got to just go back to twitch like what a what a dream I'll know. I don't know like you know there's there's things about like that's a. That's the issue is celebrity is. There's always like the whole tabloid industry cycle is about like you root for people on the rise up and then they get to a certain point and then you kind of just want to see like you. You wanna see the shod freud of like celebrity and then you want to see the people's downfall and then you wanna root for them on the way up. That was the whole point to the end of the tiger documentary. Which i thought was like. I thought that was the best point. That documentary made meant the fucking tiger king took me a second arrays tiger king to the joe exotic is it hasn't hasn't hit the the rise up again and and you know maybe will be Tiger woods golf man. The golfer comparable people though. Look at what's going on like britney spears right like people are absolutely right to be calling out like a lot of the treatment and brittany spears but like that was best selling the still happens today. Right it's just not as like in your face like they're still tabloids they're still paparazzi. That are hounding people. I don't know has been like in the last year. Still all this shit that happens. It's me maybe not as bad but like the still the same general sickness in the obsession with celebrity the obsession with rooting for people to get to a certain point. And then i don't know. I i think that's just that's just the nature of like the whole tabloid industry. I think the way celebrities get covered like the paparazzi things still obviously very much similar to the way it was. But i think the venom of the way it's covered in mainstream media is died down a little bit since then like it's not nearly as venomous or hurtful but it is still extremely much both of those things but he's not to the same degree. Yeah yeah i think you're right. I mean. I think you're right like i don't know i don't know too much about like the current celebrity boy gaping. I think social media is kind of helped in that in because people can be their own. Pr and they don't have to like the kid photos to us. Weekly for whatever. But there's the whole thing is just fucking still nefarious shit happening underneath the surface so to us doing the same thing by sparking a false rumor about. That's not the same. That's not the same. Because it's a joke. About noah centenario being mentioned for every role. And it's funny like it. No one. I don't know maybe it's same now thinking about it. I don't know i'm older. More rolling ad read roman folks secret to long lasting. 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I gotta i gotta figure out my obvious cheating. The you're telling me like people are like half the questions. I answered right. Were like recognizing low. You also can. Also i mean like you can't by the way when we record this. We like we see your face. Yeah but we can. We could just do that. And then just cover up your face and we posted the video. Yeah that'd be fine. No one accused you of cheating on the show either. That's the other next time. Tell us one category ahead of time as a joke. Like don't actually go through with it. And then i'll just like by a book like a state capitals for dummies. And just hold it up while we're recording. No i'd read the instagram comments and people work using the achieving cause. I got a lot of questions right but my my argument is that I remember some of the questions i got. Right is identifying britney spears lucky song which is the only way i know that off the top of my head is jeff fed me the question in advanced. It was the gillette logo. Which the only way i'd know that off. The top of my head was object. fed me. She can't go that everyone gets accused of cheating on the show. Every don't show please watch it on youtube. But yeah it's everybody gets accused of cheating and trivia everybody i cheated cheated on those audio and visual question missed the one where i had to name to university of illinois basketball players like from the era when i was most into college basketball the easiest to google and now i've now people are like he's protesting too much. He's at fucking shooter. The so defense our good friend of the show. He recently had a geography. He's a geography wizard but he he no world flags of the world. He memorized every flag of the world in two days to a t. as freakish. sorry. There's so many flags that kind of look the same to in indonesia rest of news. This is an interesting one. I'm intrigued by this by. I think it'll suck movie past docu series in the work for mark wahlberg for auction company. Now this is cool. First of all should interview us about this absolutely nobody. Nobody abused this system. More than we did Especially me i just. I shook down. Amc for a lot of free stuff because of this system of hay and that's that's why amc shut them out there like this is fucked up the amount of free popcorn and free snacks and free drinks. I got out of the thanks. Louis passes unbelievable is literally the only thing that has ever happened in our lifetime. that was like pro-consumer. Yeah right it was just like the only thing that ever felt like you were getting ahead of a business and a lasted like four months. Those are great four months the used it to watch almost exclusively very shitty movies like ones that we needed to just thought the sheet with more or less flatliners of free food out of it. You know install flatliners would read. I didn't see flatliners remember. Yeah i use it see bladerunner. Never mind okay. So leave work. I would go to. Amc wasn't seeing a movie. I would buy the ticket. It would give me points. And i wouldn't see the movie so i just every day sassa movie issues. I think docu series. I liked the mcdonald's monopoly. Think but it definitely would have been better had shorter and more condensed. It got stretched out too long and that was a very complex when last years. This last did not at long like for a series. So let's that's kind of holding off on that. It seems like it'd be a really cool like one hour investigative documentary or one and a half hour thing and it was like maybe four parts or something if that's the that type of docu series like forty five minutes for parts or something like that but i. I don't think that's what they would go for. But i agree with you in that. There's just not enough air for it to be a fleshed out full series unless they get like really interviews with mike because i remember the backing company a halcion or something was very Cans on with an. Because i remember fucking emailed me because i like brought something slightly wrong blog about them like about moving past just like yeah the her their revenue was xyz in this year. According to that and like oh actually it was this halcion pr team which is crazy But there it is. I think something that should be much more condensed and it is an interesting story. It's very cool. It's like you said show. It's one of the rare moments where you feel like you're getting like a discounted something and you were. There was no. There's no like what's the catch right. They're not like you know. You're not a being charged Ten cds for ten cents thing that you signed up from columbia house in the nineties. When you're kidding you didn't understand. How the subscription work is literally were. Were paying money for a buffet and movies. And that's what it was part of me wonders. What the end game was for them. Because i wonder if they had like a technology platform and they are trying to pitch like the big movie theaters on their technology platform to the possibility of subscription based movie service. Because i i think that that makes sense theaters there. You know when they get back to normal operating obviously the margins are in the concessions and all that shit but then you know that's the thing is like when are we started business like this. You've got to try to be the best middleman possible because being the middleman is is where you extract value. And i think that's what they tried to do but then once they got in it they didn't realize what what they could do like where whereas maybe that will be. I don't know maybe analyzing it improperly. I don't know too much about it. That's the excited about the documentary which is on its face like. How does this make sense for for company. That's why it ruled for us as consumers because like you guys are getting. This doesn't work. I know this is not working for your company. But i'm going to keep using the product right. It's like when something scans wrong at a store. And you're like okay okay. This forget to scan something five. Ninety nine pair of blue jeans okay And then two quick casting new piece of news to get to review. Sasha kale cast supergirl in the flash hasn't garnered a massive reaction Yeah she got. It got reveal like a special like it got kinda revealed like we do for barstool with the barstool fund like somebody tweeted out. Robbie fox said it was like it was one of those videos as she got the cost. That's neat and joaquin. Phoenix can disappointment boulevard. Which we are big fans. I i love. It does and actually like his movies board more than people like yell at us. And they're like i fucking hated midsummer. It was so all fucked up. It's kinda why i loved it being honest here. It's kind of. I love that movie. I hope i hope he does another just like really faulk. Just absurd movie. Walking phoenix tits. That fairly well also one more thing in the news has nothing to do with movies but is very much like the perfect thing for this podcast. Did you see that. Dasani was trend. Yeah it a people in texas yes. They were passing up the sanni. This is the most elsie be like news story and like it's hard not like we don't don't talk with things but i'll reference like it was a ted cruz store as you know what we gotta talk about this. I guess because he was like passed onto to santiago people were passing out the sanni as well as politicians and no matter how dire it is in texas dasani still got roasted like people were still like. I don't know if we need that like we want to saw people need supplies need water and decided he was getting destroyed on the time line today they were like we got a boil this to roll no matter the situation. People were like Else anyone figured out. Why dishonest does that mean why people perceive dishonesty to be not as good. We made this observation before. It isn't is like an alkaline. Have a certain alkaline balance milky water the worst the worst bottled water i seventy before his arrowhead water. If you've been to california if you live in the west arrowhead water is disgusting. It's it's disgusting. It tastes like really bad tap water. It's so bad stinks. isn't that the Yeah but isn't that the lower tier nestle drink is like nestle has regional variations like d. I think it's like a deer creek and then ozarka in arrowhead. But i then have their pure life top. Tier water goes arca like zarcas. Attendance water like zarqa just tastes like clean water. Air had has an aftertaste that is heinous good ice mountain. Y- back home again in indiana where you can crack. Open a nice mountain. There's some about Fucking design it just tastes like a creamy water. I just i hate it so much. I honestly think that if they changed their bottle. Perception with change i think part of. It's drinking out of the water bottle that doesn't feel like it should be a bottled water bottle. Like it needs to be slimmer. Needs to be a little bit taller too much like a soda bottle yet. It's i. I think if you change that you made a little sleeker. I think i think public opinion towards dasani would change. But i think part of it's mental disconnected of drinking that the dasani bottle which and by the way i i still prefer. Dasani rockwood fina. Yes betsy i was. The other bad one was aquafina. Yeah pepsi's i think as we speak. It's a sixth sense of bottled water. Talk our good buddy. Nick nick to send me he on the road. A picture of a bottle of deja blue water but the bottle is is completely clear. That seems that seems. Like deja vu deja blue blue. That's what their water is also bad water by the way they they should make a bottle of water. That's that's horizontally. Along dude showed bottles. You hold it lengthwise a hot dog and just like like tim it up to your mouth like doing a shot ski flat pancake. It's the most inconvenient water bottle in the world going to suck out of it like a nipple looks like you still stack them up right in shelf but like when you actually drank it like like i'm just i'm matt wait. Do you mean like a like like shaped like a weight like a plate that ligi bottle but instead the top was like on the You know is on it. It's like how do you. How do you describe it. Like the tops. No longer on the top. It's on the side of the like you're about to shotgun it or something. Okay yeah all right. I was imagining a very flat bottle. Like a large fifty pound plate cap on top. That's exactly what i was talking about. Okay okay it's like that except instead of it being like canteen were the the the drink part is at the top. It's in the middle so it's just insanely inconvenient. And it just looks like a giant big tit. I wanted to like. I wish we could do a prototype of this. Just call like to hand or water. Anki quarter and it's like the water bought the water. You drink with two hands that yeah. That's the problem that's the value. Add never looked at water. And be like i wanna drink this two hands from now you can with pancake water. Pancake water all right. let's talk about barbara starr. Actually no we have one more ad read. Let's let's do that. We need to do that. Exude brought to you in part folks by upstart that is right up. Start you know that credit card debt. You don't wanna look credit card up star. They can help you out of your face. It paid off last year showed us. You never really know folks. Life's gonna throw at you. An upstart can help you manage off that the ultimate credit cards bounces due dates etc. Guess what upstart makes thing. Simple one monthly payment in one place. 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Take on this So i left the tv on in my office last night and it was on nbc sports. Net and i walked into my office this morning for two seconds walked right back out but all i saw on my tv was the title card for the show that was on and it said american ninja warrior midwest edition. That's i didn't stay in the room. I i had to either go to the dog so i walked out of the room but now i'm happy that i did. I don't know what it was. You just it up obstacles in colours who can eat the most kurds the fastest without context. You're somebody knows where somebody watches the show. It's mid west edition. I've always thought it was just like a place in miami that most people went to no matter where you were from across the country and competed in it. Yeah like the bang bus. I do hate right open for everybody. I'm here because i saw us all y'all on the internet and out compete in on this bus while you the way you gotta go if that girl out there. That was despicable. Seen what you can do it the right. I just saw the tweet. that's amazing. Oh god i can't wait for this. I'll see people latch onto that fake rumor Barbara starr lifelong friends embark on the adventure of a lifetime and they decide to leave their small midwestern town. For the first time ever barbie star characters created a long time ago where apparently going potentially be in bridesmaids starring kristen wig any mola who plays star in barbed Jamie dornan the movie. Who will definitely talk about. 'cause during was fantastic. Andy garcia damon. Wayans someone else say who. It is a legendary actress was in this movie legendary musician. Oh yeah well we don't we don't know if they wants witchery but it was one of the ribas was movie very much so Seventy seven percent around tomatoes critics metacritic sixty seven percent. It's a comedy that people have seemed to enjoy varying amounts. I quite enjoyed it. I think it drags at times. I think maybe the bit goes a little too long. Whether it's an improv thing. But i thought was rather delightful and i gave it a second just to make sure like maybe. It wasn't like a comedy mood where anything i walked was going to make me laugh. But i i thought the barbara star characters could have been the real problem with this movie. And i don't think they thought they were rather delightful. The right amount of kind of over the top and ridiculous of rain the characters in pretty well. Jamie dornan was a great great compliment to both of them and his song. Maybe my favorite song of any movie in the last year i loved is his. Somebody noted as a sad boy song it is absolutely fantastic and further proof that jamie dornan needs to continue to be doing other things that aren't fifty shades like just keep keep allowing people in these bad movies to do things. Guess what. Maybe they worked the problem. I think it's clear jamie dornan crowley was not the issue. Those movies i gave it a seven hundred. I thought this was an incredibly enjoyable comedy. I i liked bahrain star quite a bit as dishes a perfect comedy by any means but i quite. I quite liked it. You know i. I i i liked it a lot. I thought this movie had it. Had a lot of what had a lot of like what i miss about. Kristen wig in appearance or appearances on. Snl mix with lake some of the stuff from bridesmaid's but then it also threw in a little bit of absurdist humor that i really enjoyed a specifically morgan freeman. Crab whole the whole. The whole crab thing was just unbelievably unexpected in weird and and either the monologue about him just walking into the sea and saying goodbye the and like that's the type of stuff i think it's funny in the my favorite joke in this entire movie is win jamie dornan's character takes Each one on a date in so they do the whole like the first day with the The the barb character in their walking around talking and stuff like that and then he goes on the same exact date with the star. Care bure afterwards in. It's the same format the same shit I thought that was a pretty good deconstruction of it. Had a lot of Had a lot of eighties and nineties references which i liked and appreciated the jennifer convertible stuff But the best thing in the movie. I thought was i had no idea. Kristen way was also billon. Until i looked it up. I did not know that was kristen. Wait for some reason. I thought the villain was just absolutely ridiculous in a relationship with jamie dornan in him. Just the running joke of the movie about him wanting to be official. Yeah that was very good stupid but it was like it fits so well. I don't know what it was. Just someone is handsome as jamie dornan wanting to be official with this this this appalling dr evil like character. That kristen wig is playing Like i thought was stupid but then like it. Even we went into like the superhero true this superhero tropes of like the villain origin stories. Starting with like you know the The vista del mar the seafood was a seafood bashar seafood festival or whatever was in her being crowned the seafood queen and having the dial like into the day the queen canon or whatever. It wasn't being shot out of that onto the deck of a disney cruise ship. This is like. I didn't like i was fine with the bargain star like back and forth in like i liked it the most when the brought into like the talk club with with vanessa bayer in the hot dogs soup like it. Just it had some outlandish elements that i thought were just like really funny. Comedic writing and just tickled me and actually made me laugh out loud. So i'm giving this movie and eighty like i i. It's not perfect comedy. But like i really enjoyed it was. It was much funnier than i thought it was going to be. In the only reason. I didn't think it was funny. I had nothing to do with the names. Attach it just because it leaned so heavily on this gimmick of of the bar the bargain star characters But but it. It somehow works in the weird target lady. Kristen wave like she. She has that she has the power to make that work. Argue lady will forever be one of my favorite characters in snl. I thought that was all that was a consistent consistent. Laugh the best. Snl the best players on snl in the re. They're reoccurring characters they have the ability to just do something over and over and over and over and over and over and you just want more and more of it just because the actor so good like you know some of the stuff belushi did on snl you know the stuff that You know obviously sandler do with like the opperman stuff like super entertaining. And that's what you came for and there's nothing like on the surface. I think that is is like a great about the prospect of these to barbara starr characters but somehow You know boasts both lead actresses. Pull it off in that way. That like the best. Like gilly your target lady. Just a notch his character. Snl vibe like the way they're able to thread that needle and they did. In this movie. I agree with a lot of what both you said. I still think the movies pretty dumb. in fact i'm glad you brought up. Snl because i give it my. I'm going to say the first annual movie you. Students based on a moderately performing. Snl skip but actually isn't award. Yes it is very much the vibe. It's nearly as bad as a lot of those music superstar pat or anything like that but it definitely has that vibe and but i do think it end of the day it's dumb upbeat humor with a fun color palette which makes it more enjoyable and i think that the the main problem with this at the character of barbara starr very outdated like that style of comedy in those two cares of the way they are just the conception of them. It's just it's very outdated. And i think that both christian wig and i think what is it Emily Mamello played them as well as they could be played. It's like we play to k and you're like you know you can't max out three pointers ever but you can get. It's like sixty. I think both of them did that. Like they played it as well as both of those characters could possibly be played. And i think that you guys mitch obviously mentioned jamie dornan. And he's getting a lot of buzz for this noxious for most but from other people and rightfully so. Because this is. I think really his wheelhouse now and i think this is the first movie that really let him do him. And i think the last movie mean jeff saw him in was wild mountain time which was completed as. Oh god that is the opposite end of the jamie dornan scratch spectrum. I want i forgot about the movie. So that's pure. But and i i think honestly he is primed in a position to fit into jon hamm point territory like he can be that the younger jon hamm like super handsome actor. You didn't think had comedic chops but actually can be very very funny sort of role and i'm excited to see how does that again The plot is like it's it's it's dom affiliates breezy right it definitely drags a little bit like you were saying jeff but it's only one hundred seven minutes long and it has a handful of moments that really love drove. You mentioned some of them The richard cheese singing. I love titties. Made me laugh out loud. The piano singer in in the hotel absolutely hilarious. The talking club with the hot dog soup vanessa fire and you know that you know the richard cheese is like a running thing to yeah yoga for for audience members of may not know or maybe like a little younger like richard cheese. Pretty pretty well known so. It's not like any new information but the it's a it's a it's an established act and i was kinda shocked when they brought him into the movie Just because it's a it's a. It's a a recognizable name for me. Very funny the ball of the songs are really funny when he just stops and he's like all right we're gonna take a quick break and back very funny The the whole furniture store subplot of them having been closed for like a year and just knowing bother to tell them that was funny because it was almost kind of realistic in it. I think it is funny and easy to watch their. I'd give it a seventy i. I think if you like this style of humor you will definitely enjoy it. But it's definitely not top tier comedy by any means. I think i think the the initial like meeting at vanessa bears house was probably the one for me. That was an example of like movie. Could have been a little tighter. Which i which again you don't hear me say like. I typically cool with things stretching but comedy. That's a tougher sell. Because i think again. What if you would've told me before. The movie that i had a problem with the movie probably would have said. I think that I that the barn star characters will probably the issue right like you the trailer look at what it is like over the top like stupid. We've seen kristen. Wigan now granted the problem. But like i think ghostbusters. When i think about over the top characters like just doing way too much so i figured that'd be the issue. It really wasn't just for me. There was some spots and it wasn't like slapstick. Laugh loud the whole time but there are just some spots are i like were like keep this paste a little more this little time. You could feel like almost the improv kind of going off the off the rails of it. Just kind of drags it down kind of takes you out of it momentarily. I guess is is the point. I'm trying to make their eye vanessa. Bayer like i think she has the insane comedic ability to be hilariously off pudding. That's their strength. And i so. I liked that type of like off putting comedy i can see. I can see people who don't get it but like i she. She always has a way just to be like disarmingly terse or the it just exactly how to explain it. Like i mean you know like even utilization. In the tim robinson show like in that one skit. She's in like she brings so much to the table just in terms of like a lot of different things but like i said i loved her so i was already predisposition. Enjoy that dire scene get it. I mean the thing about this movie is is also like you're twenty two. I don't. I don't feel like you're gonna like this because a lot of the humor relies on Some built in knowledge just the general vibes of the nineties. But there's just some shit that i find very humorous lake ito. Tommy bahama been funnier. Was thomas bahama. References to brand names or brand names. Like based off of a real people person or fictional person being played in a movie. Like you know seinfeld. J. peterman like that's it will always be funny to me because just it just funny to imagine that. There's you know a dude who's currently to see l. a. ceo of l. Being like lawrence. Larry bean I'm sure it's you know there wasn't at some point but like we should do that r.i.p. That's rpg graphic r.i.p to the oji layers lori be. I actually think he was by the way. I need to go back and check and i wasn't because i was looking in the credits for the of okay. I actually think. The morgan freeman of my favorite part of the movie. Because every time i say it now i laugh out loud. Yeah just morgan. Freeman with the d. He okay here does he. Is credited as tommy bahama. It's time bahama as tommy bahama in the movie. It's not andy. Garcia guy's name is leon leon would founded elo being. That's a chip name. do it's l. cool j. Ll cool j. Beam we on leon. Would bean means finest that would have another good fake tweets. Someone studied the play l. Kolja in the movie sill silly movie it is silly intentionally silly stupor which i which is any. It didn't tr pretend to not be either. Because it was bright vibrant everything kind of popped in the movie and that played along with it really. Well i i think a lot of those choices like aesthetically pleasing and helped make it funny. It jamie doran character is thank you for a weird time after the threesome. I don't know like like i just. It's a weird combination of a lot of different things. The austin powers influence on it is from the standpoint right by down down to add golden dual role for kristen wig intentionally leaned into her character being very reminiscent of dr evil whereas like i think dr evil was like a i think her character was relatively competent but had stupid reasoning. Dr evil was a lot more incompetent. But i like the way her character like we seem to be like you know there but then just and she just had their weird quirks Join me for time for a suicide. And she pops open that that the the soda fountain the six had soda found in iraq. In just i mean just courts like that would remind me of something that was in austin powers but terms of her playing the role like she. She seemed like she knew what she was doing. But the fact is like what she was doing and why she was doing. It was so ridiculously dumb. That they kinda just let the let the character be like manipulative of jamie thornton's role again. I really liked that dynamic because anytime you have a hot dude. Who's like such a beta in this type of thing it's funny doernen. The official gag was just a funny thing. Because it's just like the dumbest little thing right going to be efficient with their constantly. Wanting that more than anyone else thing else was just such a stupid little bit. That was very funny. I i don't know. I just enjoyed this like i just had a good time with it. There were few like if seem like they're intentional. Just because i noticed them because the the the the kid at the start like was dressed like paper boy from the paper boy video game kind of in that he had a yellow hat and blue shirt on. So i felt like that was a reference but then i felt like kristen wigs character as a teenager at the seafood. Fair was dressed like powder from the nineteen ninety-six movie powder like maybe it was just the blue glasses. But i gotta get a kick out of that. Absolutely have not seen powder. Sean patrick flanery a powder is The film is about jeremy powder reed who has incredible intellect as well as tele pat the powers but he His his his his he doesn't have any hair on his body and he's ab- like pale colored now he added with the glasses and the poster. Like now i i. I think you're probably right this way of the nineties. This is another Pretty solid released from gory sanchez. Though by the way they did this. They'd book smart hustler's eurovision song contest. They did with gary sanchez. Productions and your. I think we all kinda were in in different spots on your vision but it was at least like there was some fun stuff now this yet. I mean. it's funny that that Sanchez the will ferrell mckay. Sanchez ended with Sherlock watt watson in sherlock whatever. The glorious sanchez is still going strong. Been been making some bangers. So yeah i you know this movie. Nineteen ninety nine to rent. This is not cheap. it's here. Here's what i get into. I really liked it if you think you have a similar sense of humor to be in. You're listening to this podcast. I think you'd like this movie if if you think i'm stupid and i'm not funny or i don't think the right things are funny. You're probably not going to like this movie. But it's also twenty bucks which is not like whole theater experience but this is this is the this is now the consumer decision. You have to make right. You pay twenty bucks for this. It's it's definitely a harder sell. I will say that like somebody mentioned to me yesterday. There like a couple of the suggestions that can. I put up and i think it probably more me than ken. Jack were are not on streaming because we do that movie. Rankings dot net. We put up our our ten picks of the week and not all of them were on streaming platforms. I tried to. I can make sure they're up there. I think the three ninety nine rental is is not a lot to ask of people. Like i get it like. I'm not saying it's just it's free. The twenty bucks thing does kinda push like. I had some people ask like. Is this worth it and i said i don't know comedy's especially tough because it is so subjective and there are people listening right now. We're probably saying. I fucking hated this movie. The twenty the twenty bucks when it is a little more. I think difficult especially just just like just you like you to body to roommates or something like it's easier but i do get kind of like the push back on the three hundred ninety one. That's why i suggest those. I still think it's like four bucks if you really want to watch a movie. That's not that bad. But i get it when it's a little pricier mcgeer near theater. Your theater budget for the year is probably like eighty bucks for most of you that you're spending usually like around thirtyish dollars if you go to the movie theater and that's in you're going to look at. That is now gone. That budget was wiped out last year. You can probably spend twenty dollars. Whatever your movie theater budget for. The year was on this. I would say that much but if you are not in like if you're on the fence i agree. Tend to group jeff. Just that like it is so subjective and incredibly hard recommend comedy if we were talking like another movie like i care a lot of netflix's if that was renting which i think it's on amazon prime in the uk some people keep twenty at me Yeah i would definitely say spend twenty dollars on it but movie like this where it is so so much more. Like what you're into it. I i don't think i could part of it is is also just like thinking about the city of of like the four three ninety nine versus the twenty dollars right. Obviously people paid a lot of money to make this movie and they wanna try to remake some of it I just it it for me right now at the stage of my life like i i would have no problem watching it making evening out of it but if i was twenty two you know you're just starting out like twenty dollars is twenty dollars The thing though is it seems like it'd be much more appealing to a wider wider audience. If you price these at like four dollars something like move on or something like you know a big comic book movie. I kind of get 'cause at audience is built in but part of me. I you know. I don't know what it is. It feels like i enjoyed it so much that it's almost like the price tag like i want. I want them to make money. I want you know the screenwriters wig to make money. I'm not saying like don't price it. What you think is worth it it. Just it just sucks because you know the nine hundred ninety nine is keeping a lot of people back from watching a movie I don't know what the answer is like. I don't know what that elasticity formula is to say like okay. You know if it's at four four dollars you're going to get like you know what multiple on the viewers or you're going to get but there is like an annex accessibility gap when you do have these streaming movies price at twenty dollars twenty dollars. Twenty dollars In in comparative theater experience. Yeah like it's it's it's cheaper but like part of the theater experience to leave your house and i hate being in my house. I love my daughter alone my wife. I'm tired of being in my fucking house. Like gladly pay eighty dollars to go to theater right now. To watch. Movies like built inexperienced. So i don't know like that twenty dollars still it did just a weird button to tap for me right now still A gladly do it. Because i loved this movie have no regrets on that it just it just feels weird to hit twenty dollars by a rabbi rent. We got it as a screener silk road by the way if if if that would have been a twenty dollar. I actually may have contacted youtube. What is it on youtube. That one may not be a full price on youtube. It's just that terrible actually. It's not even on you to silk road out six bucks. Silkroad underscore russian underscore english subtitles dot m. p. four dot dividends. I'm gonna watch it again. I i'm excited so we will by the way. Can jack remind me your score again. For barbara starr seventy seventy. I gave it a seventy nine an eighty audience seventy-one later in the week we will. Do i care a lot. that's on netflix. And we will talk about silk road. Jason i'm sorry can walk in and be like wow it's real dank in here more gano going. It's bitcoin you fuck. Man was the other part that i sent that. Because i remember i sent three clips in the chat rosza hilariously bad and to them. Were those two figured the other one was you. Send a couple There's it's socks. It's stupid oh it tries to get ahead of you ahead of it too because out of the gate. It says like this movie is based on a true story except for the parts. That aren't right like it says it right out of gate took the first part of the title card. That's not even my problem with him. I probably didn't even like accurate against him. Trying to figure out how to use the internet for the sucks it sucks so much ass so this is the other part who stays on day. Yes there was yes. Yeah it was. Paul walter houser good friend of the pod. Great great actor was sitting there listening to the whatever you this is supposed to take two thousand eleven just book and blasting the tae zondi video on in the background. He wasn't doing anything else. You sitting there listening to as on day. Check it out folks. Please watch it. It'll be worth the fifty minutes we talk about it. All right states draft also people are starting to to pick up the newest centenario thing with the quote tweets. Stupidest thing i've ever heard. Apparently they're only three actors left in hollywood hit with a uk accent vomit emoji Love it harry. Styles meam account saying What pick up the k fans to get on the yeah All right here we go. We're in address states and you can pick your bad state whenever you want. You pick your bad state whenever so if somebody's drafted a your bad state has a good state. Can you not pick it or is that just that none on. I think you can't i think you can. Okay it's just the bad states like a joker card yeah So we'll do this next time. We do a draft will do a re lottery but since last time i will flip it. So it's trill kendrick audience than myself. Drill you're up first okay I'm going to take Meeting north carolina dan. i north carolina's the best state that will pick on the board for the audience. Really really state yes. Tom inject added up there as well. North carolina's fantastic state. It's got in charlotte. Great city a raleigh's a great city. So you've got all you got to two big hubs in raleigh growing You got like ashville on the astros awesome. Yeah you want to go over to asheville you go over to asheville. Talk about the burris air. Even you got beauty surrounding you. You've got the beach on the east coast of the state like you can do everything in north carolina if like golf and north carolina. You can Maybe you go to cookout you go. You'll bojangles north carolina. Oh you wanna talk about talk about the colleges north carolina. You got the best basketball school in the united states and north carolina folks at wake forest Bono attack duncan antonio gates actually have to kent the kent state. Yeah i'm a. I'm a big. I'm a big believer north carolina. I i've never. I've never lived in north carolina. But north carolina's. If if i if i could go to north carolina go carolina. It's amazing like you're saying all the cities or you can do anything like there's like a little bit of something for everyone. There's mountains to high guy backwoods country all the way out in the west part. Then there's a big town resorts shit on the west coast and the ocean man fucking rocks great state and you're not far away from other places to us over there. Lana scoot over to nashville. You can you can get the dc like Be few hours driving. But it's all their baby. North carolina paid for by next carolina. I love north carolina. So much sounds great. Pick i'm going to go with the probably the consensus number two pick. It's fucking new york baby because you know what you pick new york you get all five boroughs and their fingers. It's it's manhattan. Bronx queens including couldn't sell most genuine and you close them together in a makes a fist baby. The belt parkway got good pizza. You got long island. And he got a bunch of hillbillies everywhere north of yonkers but forget them. Because you got everything else south of that. Let's fucking go yankees new york that that that could not have any less genuine homestay. Why would it be not genuine. I'm pick. I'm picking follow five fingers. They make a fist and that fist is rooting for new york. Number number two overall nearest weird. Because i've never been in york aside from being in new york city and there's a lot of space in new york. There's a lot of non new york city square footage square mileage square kilometer edge in new york. And i just don't know what goes on there. But i bet it's beautiful at. He's got to be part of the country is beautiful. It's an amazing. It's an amazing state or one day. You'll come over here. I'll take you to tony's pizza joint. Take you golfing. Take out in westbury. I'll take you to all the classic places we'll go to. Jfk airport together head over to the best. Buy own on long island. We'll go to the geek squad actually at a best. Buy my town terrible. I'm very shocking at a best. Buy in your town. Of course this by you know they carry alienware so you know. It was walking distance. I walked there to buy that shitty woodward to alternate history game. I walked from house. Fifteen minutes and that was two cents. Short lady wouldn't let me get by it and get back nothing like being at best buy. You actually need help for a second. You will walk up to an employee. Got the samsung shared onto your like. We know about the rest of the store. Justice samsung simpson was insecure l. jacket. I'm working for a fire tv stick. I'm gonna i'm gonna go ahead and pick So i wanna go okay. Audience arizona number one great big in north carolina was her number one. Arizona's second yeah. I like arizona quite a bit. I almost went to college there. Arizona's cool where. Where'd you go to college. Here's our within state hell you. You would have been me thinking about how different your life would be. You'd be like six foot seven right now. Probably not much. I would have student loans. Because i actually had a scholarship to go. There and broadcast program is pretty cool. But you'd be just be popping. Antibiotics audience picks arizona mine. was a joke from ted. It's like it was something arizona state. Did you like something on a house boat. I forget what it was. yeah. I'm gonna ominous shout out the homestate tough week. I'm gonna go texas even. I probably would not do it. But i'm going back. That's that's a pity pick charlotte's everyone at home. Who especially my my family who is dealing with. Just people kinda laughed like. They can't deal with snow. It's it's a lot worse. They're fucked sucks. We've a lot of texas listeners. What's your favorite spun. Tech's it's on your your austin guy. Austin is my favorite city in no. Yeah a little too crowded right now. It'd be honest. I don't like that. Take like i hate being like the. Don't move here guy but being opened december even like in a pandemic. Oh fuck this place is very crowded now. it's so much different than when i moved there. Two thousand four. But i still love it. I going to go south carolina. Because i actually would argue that south carolina maybe even better than north carolina south also very much rules so fantastic day. I mean you get you get charleston right right. That's i think that's that's a big one. D- charleston's vibe theft. No i'm a dfw guy. As far as texas. Like i think texas is great but i like the glitz and the gleam of the big d baby get a columbia pet jeff. Our good friend of the podcast. Pathak lawyer i like. I like partying with my boys. Tanner and cooper and uptown. And then getting a cab home to my to my place in plano. Because i'm audience thirty six. Their number two is actually not shocking. Because i know we have a lot of audience members from the state. And that's wisconsin -sconsin great state. I've been one time. I enjoyed my time there. I was in madison. I i liked it a lot. I lived there until i was like three. Don't remember much. But i remember all that. Yeah born born. There moved when i was three in milwaukee and i- milwaukee's fantastic city. Madison is constantly named one of the greatest college towns in the united states of america. And i can understand why because it's a fantastic place and it's it's just a lot of beautiful spots in wisconsin mean just gets a gorgeous state What's your pecan jack number. Two number two. i'm gonna go colorado colorado very cool state denver very cool city mysterious airport as many pointed out You get drugs you get nature thin air. Lots of people named john. It's a very interesting state. Say and then like another place almost like north carolina where you get a lot of different you got a good bang for your buck right as so to speak. You know you have really cool popping city you get with great like i think. Pretty young city compared to like a lot of the other older cities But it's a get hiking and nature get and weeden all much fun stuff. Cool cool state either quarterback area. There's a lot my mom more denver. Colorado around fucking off gorgeous state gorgeous state. also i this pissed me off yesterday and i had this the plane engine blowing up and then they landed safely. Also that the part landed in people's front yards and not a single person was injured. And i tweeted. That's incredible and then someone's like this happens all the time with planes like fuck off their flowing out of the sky plane were falling from the sky. Nobody was injured. The on this happens this happens. All this normal. What was the less picky dismayed. Colorado colorado true your backpacks. Sorry yeah. I started to take off my waist. I love colorado. I couldn't make that pick and colorado. 'cause i've actually never been outside of denver colorado but i'm actually i'm gonna i'm gonna do it. I'm going to take it. Because i still love this state States gotten a bad rap. It always gets a bad rap because it expensive to live in. It's it's it's california cal california's a state that is conducive to Paying a reasonable amount for rent. If you want to live in a city where you can work but california's gorgeous in california's big in california has areas that that will take your breath away in as really cool spots that still remind you why California does get as much love as it does san diego one of the cities if you gave me like if you just said us fifty million dollars to go retire or whatever or even less than that do it unless san diego's like on that list of places i'd wanna go I look and it's like every other state like california as has has like you know like i don't know like i. I feel california's like because so many people are so many new stories about people leaving california Due to what's going on like feel it's like it's still california like they're still gorgeous spots there's still like laguna beach in the cliffs over laguna or whatever that areas. The you still drive down one still just an absolutely absurdly beautiful state. It just costs a pretty california. Yeah i mean. It's it's not like now like i could go in the same way like you. You could go into like north carolina right You may like an average living. California's up the malibu. And just hey what's up. Let let me in your city. Maybe i don't know but not the same place. You get raleigh durham. I love cities that are combined. You've you've referenced. Multiple combine name cities. Yeah yeah And then my next pick is tennessee. Now ever pick. Yeah tennessee connecting in you know connecting into north carolina. Right very similar. I mean like you go out west tennessee. Obviously like you get into the beauty in grandeur there you know as you approach ashville and whatnot but I still maintain that without even through the growth and even through the the crane going up. That nashville is is still one of the best cities. If not my favorite city in the entire country I think even through the growth you can still see that nashville has has maintained a lot of it similar or same soul. There's still a lot of really cool spots around nashville for live music. That haven't like completely sold out to have toby. Keith come in and like launches new kick ass american bar and grill in even if you go off broadway by like even even outside. It's just like you know they're just beauty all over the state it's gorgeous like knoxville is really cool a college town. You know in a really cool college saturday football game day experience or whatever you wanna call it and then you go you go out west and you go to memphis and memphis has a lot of cool spots of living in memphis to you know you can also like very quickly get down to oxford mississippi for for another one of the best college game day experiences in the country so if you're a college football fan and also by the way atlanta's like what like three three four hours away like if you're a college football fan like and you don't like i think Atlanta would probably be the best place to live being in the heart of the sec. I don't think you go. Wrong with tennessee. You i try to think of what toby. Keith's barring grow opinion. I thought was toby time. I think it's like toby keys. Honky tonk that's or kid. Rock has one two. Yeah geiger the hudson all time toby keith roast in one of his roast and toby toby keith used to be i think used to be toby. Keith's i love this bar and grill. I don't i don't if that still exists. I i don't know what i'm thinking like. I'd a big big bro country. Like i would. I don't know who all has bars on broadway now. No kid rock has one. And i think i don't think it's jason eldeen but then another big name. I don't know they got two occasions though. Toby keith's i love this girl. Isn't there one in vegas. A city and the winstar world casino and resort in oklahoma windstar when stars insane. I just know it's casino. Win stars nuts. Okay tennessee ken. Jack you wanna go best or worst. I'm going to go with best. I think i'm going to save my worst for last I'm gonna go with I'll say i'm torn. i'll say washington state washington state specific north west beautiful scenery no income tax. Good football team great soccer team. They're getting hockey team for this next year. In a coolest city in seattle. I it is a place that i think would be and frazier. Yeah and you get frazier. You get frazier yet. You had the birth of grunge were thirty years too late. But i still. You got that on your bill and it's cool place. I really like washington all right. Washington is your pick for best audience now with their worst. That was the next most vote on a florida popped up as had a feeling. I like florida man to man. But like i for florida's florida's one of those states is just so there's so so many big cities et that like you can find one that like fits your vibe for i. Florida has it's crappy park. But there's enough like i've been going to florida my whole life. I enjoy florida is crappy parts everywhere. That's very true. Every state my next two picks. I'm gonna go go very small state. Because i think it's a small state that packs a good punch love. I like the ocean the beach. I always thought about going new jersey by the way. But i think there's enough new jersey that i don't like but i do like a lot of like especially the southern jersey shore and parts jersey shore. Don't be mad. Sorry folks who have house there. But i want rhode island rhode island and a while around gorgeous Great nice town's beaches always an awesome atmosphere and against small. They work with what they got. And then best for me i. I love the state of nevada. There's not much there. But i love. I love tahoe. And i love las vegas. And that's basically what they're propping up and also like the surrounding cities. They got some great golf. There's it's just a great vacation state. that's really what it is like. It's it's a. It's a vacation state. But i have a very vegas holds a special place to me. One of her place to go. And i've enjoyed to every time i go So yeah nevada rounds out my best so my best is now complete audience. They have to more best lots illinois next. I'm not shocked by mid west listeners. Fuck real one. That can jack best or worst best. I was gonna pick illinois. Because i really do love illinois big i. I feel like matched the vibe of illinois very well like every time i'm there has been three times now maybe four it is. I just love that. I love chicago. I love. I love that state. Illinois is is much like indiana. Indiana has three separate vibes north central and south So illinois has a lot of different parts. I like illinois too but like same yourself. It's like saint louis as the magnet right there. i mean nothing can escape chicago. But then there's you know your south in it's more that saint louis saint louis. Great so i. I'm not complaining but you know so. I can't pick that they have legal gambling. And then some that fresh oregon. Oh too so. I sure since i can't pick that i'll pick a state i've never been to what i feel like. Just looks good on the graphic. And i'll pick hawaii why i always did it to. It's i've never been but and no it's expensive to live there and inexpensive vacation. Their god damned is beautiful. Look like such a great place to live. I know a couple of people that live there. And i almost live there myself right before i got the job at barstool. I almost rather. I got offered a job through my previous companies like affiliate. That was there. And i was like close to taking. That didn't do it. I don't think i regretted but fuck man. It would have been really cool of hawaii. You the best part about the graphic is on its. Twitter doesn't require an explanation. you don't have to save you. Visited not nope not at all and ninety nine percent of our insecure. Wanting says. let's the podcast anyway. So good ish gonna fucking yellow no matter what trill your last best and then your worst. Hurry my my last best. I'm going to take. I'm gonna take pennsylvania. I'm i'm gonna take. Pennsylvania it but with the stipulation. That i've only been pittsburgh philadelphia in have enjoyed both cities very much. And i think pittsburgh is gorgeous. And i think philadelphia's one of the coolest cities i've ever been to i don't know much about the rest of the state but it has to really good cities in jeff went to school there and that's enough for me to go on the list i've been to three. Cities is those two in huntington pennsylvania which is right outside of state college was ranked three places opinion fill in pennsylvania and they're awesome and then then my worst. I love the state. I actually really do. Love the state. I think this state has three three very distinctively. Different cities that are all great in cleveland. Columbus cincinnati But being from indiana and having lived in kentucky. Ohio has given me such an inferiority complex especially being a hoosier throughout my entire life having gone to a big ten schools. Not ohio state. I am so tired of being beaten by ohio state. i am so tired of living under the The the college football. I don't know like reign of terror. That comes out of columbus. That i i kinda just wanna put ohio on their as as a way as an inferior hoosier to assert some sort of dominance over what can be argued is the most dominant midwest state. Could pick to put indiana in your best. The thing about indiana you know like however when super familiar with something like you love it. But you don't necessarily like promote wanna go back i would. I would definitely go back to indianapolis but it's not like my calling to live in indianapolis and spend the rest of my life there And it it's also kind of like kind of took it off my list. Just because i didn't want to have it be a homer pick a you make the case for texas but like with with indiana spent time in indianapolis bloomington west lafayette Sometime in fort wayne. But you know. I've lived in kentucky like i lived in the legal kentucky So i've spent some time in southern indiana. I i mean. I do think indiana's really cool state. I just like. I didn't want to pay because then we'll be too much of a homer. Let me reiterate is. I'm gonna get a lot of hate for in the in the graph tomorrow but you listen to the podcast. Everyone does that on graphic. You need to put an asterisk on. There's actually likes ohio but tired of being bullied by ohio ends jeff. I couldn't do it i. I couldn't betrayed my friends. Cleveland sports twitter or my father. But i just like i get florida being on their the. The worst one is tough. Because i can find a positive most states most states. There is one that i've been to that. I didn't love most everything about the state. So that'll be with that second rounds at your list though true. I'm gonna go since. I needed to pick my worst. I'm gonna go with the old neighbor of new york baby and that's new jersey new jersey state. I lived in throughout the entirety of quarantine. Awesome state in that. I do think that the houses houses their most beautiful. It's like a great parks like the people there the food all that all great new jersey has quite possibly the worst infrastructure. As far as roads. I've ever experienced in my entire life. Everything that isn't a major highway is almost designed to cars. Car crashes it is infuriatingly stupid like so horrible it is it really a grinds my gears to no fucking it and the fact that you have to drive through like when you go onto the new jersey turnpike just anytime you enter new jersey. You have to go through that swamp of oil fields and just disgusting shit really hurts. The state ought for me and also the fact that the middle is there and it's in the middle of a big swamp to that was always a big minded my point but mostly the biggest number one overall reason. I'm putting in my worst state. is the roads. The roads are just wherever designed. That was just out of his mind out of her mind in. Saint belongs in the sil-. Yeah i i don't know i i do like the shore so much though it's tough i get it. I get all three. These are kind of three like stereotype. Ticks right when you say bad states. Florida new jersey. Those are usually up there. The roads are bad. And i. But i don't actually dislike ohio i dislike. I dislike a how. Ohio ni- you don't have to justify it. It's okay i just i. Just don't i don't like being not the top dog in the mid west. That's how does. Yeah that's what it'd be like illinois. Maybe because they have chicago but like chicago such a big city that i almost feel like ohio is late. I don't know. I mean you think about mid west you think about the mac about mac football anything. Think about just ohio. Ohio mac football. You can't get grittier than that. And you can't get on the west and ohio mac. Just tires akron rubber. I will say the worst roads in jersey. i think they're in hoboken. Driving in hoboken is one of the absolute worst people would know. You live there but people who. Maybe you've never driven in the northeast like are driving in manhattan. It'd be terrible hand. Like i think the first time you do it. You're like oh shit like you gotta like really pay attention. It's not that bad though. Hogan's terrible because every street has cars parked on it basically so you can't see anything and there's really no lights it's it's mostly stop signs so you almost don't ever see the stop sign. It's not a fun place to drive climbing. Oakland tough. Because i dude. It's like say louis designed by somebody who didn't know cars word like it. Just it's unbelievable. Don by frank sinatra. It's a fucking maze design car crashes into a person who do design them all with somebody who worked for car insurance companies and wanted like more claims or something like that. That's it that's all. I can't think of anything other than it. Being an inside job were saying trill of is. It's hard for me to drive there. Because i had twenty seven inch rims on my might volkswagen. Gti makes it. It makes difficult audience their next best state their next big. I'm actually glad this one got picked louisiana. Yes yeah i think i think louisiana is a lot of fun. I well. I'm sorry i think new orleans is a lot of fun but i also like a lot of spots in baton rouge to In in lsu campus. There's is you know it's it's. It's a pretty fantastic campus. They gotta tiger they got. They got a tiger in a habitat in their campus. Any time at any time provided that the tigers out about you can go. See the goddamn teicher. I think that's really neat. In in that that the barnes and noble bookstore on the lsu campus that serves as their campus bookstore is one of the most insane palatial merchandise shops. I've ever seen the. I think the louisiana problem is more bang. They've had the most corrupt government in the country for like a hundred years running and just nothing has been done to really fix it. And but other than that. I agree with you. There is obviously very fun. Parts of that state. Yeah i mean. I tried to remove lake. I'm doing my rankings. Trying to remove like the the there's corruption in a lot of different states. Yeah i didn't put that factor that in. Yeah i'm just thinking about like food and fun and beauty and all. That stuff is one that i wanted to put on here because that is where i was born in fourteen years and really good food and haven peaches incredible. I like the casinos. They're like it's like the most per capita like golf course in the country. Great courses of stuff. That i like again i i live there and just connecticut's gorgeous state Infant in my list. My my worst. You know you just for me. I have to go small again. I'm sorry but being a sales tax free state doesn't do enough for me like all. Delaware is a place where people in in pennsylvania jury you can drive alcohol state. They can go to total wine in delaware and get cheap alcohol and bring it back. Think the wilmington for five minutes. I just headroom merely right back out. It's a fake state. that's what i know about delaware. I know people who drive there. And they get their liquor there. Direct back delaware stinks. There's no sorry like in delaware you don't now. If you gave me a map of new england. I ended the state. I could not fill it out. I could fill out. I know pennsylvania's right. Because it can block island pennsylvania's a big block. The outlines a state like pennsylvania frames lake new england for the most part right like a at the lower borders 'cause then below pennsylvania jersey and delaware but then like i know everything top at like i don't know like maybe i could do it actually doors little cutout and so on our lcd. Right at notre. They pick maryland because maryland dumbest shape which fair point. That's true it's like a weird many florida. Almost like the big peninsula thing maryland's i would argue merrill to toughest state to draw so i would say maryland is i one hundred percent the toughest eight to draw hawaii. Maybe you but what you can do like a bunch of circles and little by have no idea. I actually have no idea maryland. Looks like and this shitty is also also enough of the flag. Enough the maryland flag. You talking to under something. They needed something. That state and the flag is their thing. Now they got old bay. They'll they'll tell you they do the old day without hesitation. Though i i'm saying maryland is is the worst and sending you a picked. Earnhardt not worst state to draw. I just sent the. It's easily the toughest to get like an accurate drawing of ocean city great place. That's an awesome casino place. If you're intrigued all right. That was actually fun. I figured that would create good discussion. All right so we're gonna do. I care a lot and the silk road joy. it's it is so it's funny and it really should not have been funny and that speaks volumes. It's funny bad you're going to enjoy it. Then trills gonna do bracket through new best nominee. Show that joke on the table. That's it for jack drill. I'm jeff we'll talk to you next time. have we. We get about spoke. Thank god again.

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Wednesday 11/6/19 - This Is Brandon Walker

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Wednesday 11/6/19 - This Is Brandon Walker

"All right booming today is Wednesday November. Six Chicago Dog Walk Guests. The day is Barstools College football host. He would he hosts a necessary roughness. And you got a whole Chateau Atanas shows shows. I have unnecessary roughness. The college football podcast. I'm only college. Football show have walked the line daily with me and Marty Mush. What you experienced yesterday a little bit? I've a bunch show every day. Yeah there we go. Here's voice it's Brandon Walker okay from Tupelo Mississippi from Tupelo. You lived in Tupelo Mississippi. I got here from Tupelo all Mississippi. That's right here. In April I am from a town called West Point Mississippi population nine thousand population. That's bigger than I thought it'd be it is. It's it's not that small as as ars Mississippi towns go. It's it's decent Jerry. Rice was here yesterday from great from Mississippi. Grew up in a town of fifty. Really fifty fifty. was that even possible. It's is just various. Small map dot grew up very close to each other but I grew up in a metropolitan area of nine thousand. It hasn't McDonald's and Wendy's Holy Shit. I got more questions about that before we get to that I do you WanNa talk about. CBD MD as a leader in the industry. CBD MD is committed to providing you with high quality. THC FREE CBD oil products. Where you're going for a raise the Olympic gold medal? You need to stay at the top of your Game Brandon Walker. You know you just you ever run on the shoulders. You know just to feel a little better they got like the roller thing Really Nice I had a stiff neck that couple of weeks ago. I feel great because I was using. CBD MD.. I never used it but you told me off the air how good it was. I might look into yeah. It's good stuff man. They got a bunch of stuff. Like you take a little droplet droplet. They got the Gumy's Honestly it's just kind of takes groggy Nahshon and you just feel a lot sharper so yeah. 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Yes you've been Clinton Clinton you only told me Clinton though you didn't tell me three other soon Aqa tunica gamble. She'll get twice to gamble and then I've been Oxford. I go to a boss. Yeah you went to almost game. Well that's that's your fault. It was with football team. We're playing ole miss so I had to go obligated. You could not go. Yes if you didn't know Brennan Walkers at Mississippi State Guy so I am. I didn't know we haven't really talked until yesterday. No we didn't know you played college football. I did not play. I worked for the team. Okay well y told should have told you I played southern Illinois Salukis House videographer went up there and scoreboard. You know it's kind of how the camera that makes sense doesn't happen without someone like me. You know what I'm saying Brennan. If people don't know I'm sure you know how Brandon got in the door. Maybe the most the unique is that what everyone says. The most unique hiring barstool history. I think it's definitely the most unique hiring barstool history speaking for somebody the only person in the world that lived it through my eyes this sought from this side. It was absolutely insane. Yeah and it's I'm sure it was surreal. It didn't feel real in fact when it was happening. I didn't tell my wife I for about four or five hours because I was just you know how when you get an argument or something and I'm sure that'll come up later but when you get an argument your adrenaline is just flowing through you and you just kind of have to sit in calm down yeah my adrenaline from Dave calling me and hiring me and saying you know he hired me basically on a fluke any it was a stunt that he hired me. Yeah Dave Porno did not have big plans brand walker born on hired me as a joke. Yeah so rewind a little bit so you rent a Walker you. If you don't have to start I'm just gonNA retell a quickly. There was site. Hi Call My bookie who brandon. Did video you already do periscope for you made three picks a day or something like that. I did a daily gambling periscope It wasn't even called anything it's called mybookie live and it was just they were trying to get in the door of doing daily live show and we're going to build it build it build. It was gonNA take a while but we were building it and it had just started. It was about six weeks old and and I did it out of my studio at a studio in Tupelo where I had an office and I was doing other podcasting thing and other video on demand and they came to me and we we struck a deal. All I was paid twenty five dollars an hour for four hours work a day to do that show and that's what I was doing this little side hustle and it was a decent little side hustle. And that's what I was doing. Yeah so you were doing that. In the midst of all this mybookie. Someone on their twitter account was talking. Shit the Dave Portnoy boss. I'll prize whatever you WANNA call them and they were calling him a fraud. They were calling him he they were saying he wouldn't put up money for a bat so they've decided to take them down and kind of trust the shit out of them. And it's just so happened. That Brandon's periscope was on a day. was that was right after Dave started doing all this. That's right I think it all happened. It was a Tuesday to the day after the National Championship. Game and I had girls softball game to coach and like six o'clock so I go live at four o'clock and the stories already know. Nobody told me nobody told me day. Porno was man. I follow Dave on twitter but I was doing my prep work for the day. I was doing doing some lineup stuff for my coaching. The girls softball team that went. Oh and ten so. I'm doing all all that. I'm not paying attention and I go live. Press the button and usually Eddie. I had an audience. It was getting about fifty to seventy people a day and immediately I went live there. There were eight hundred people there. I thought the first thought in my mind was wow Brennan. You broke through six weeks. I mean you built this. That's awesome But then those eight hundred people started saying foul things and I watched them. I read them. I reacted to him. And once it started connecting once I heard L. Perez and I knew what I was up against that point. You don't swim against the tide. You swim with it. And that's what I did and it paid off immensely. It paid off in the form of a job offer the next day. They've called me at three o'clock again. I was going live at five that they called me at three. Said I want to hire you. I said all right. What are we talking about? He laid it out. I said I need a day to think about it. He said no you. Don't you do it right now or you don't do it so I did it because I was gonna call my friend that got me mybookie job and say hey. Listen and I gotTa do this. But they've made me to make that choice right then so I did because I got a family of four. A full-time job offer was exactly what I needed. And the rest is history. And what was it like a one year contract to stay Mississippi or like it was a one year contract and to figure out the rest later. Okay so at least in the imminent future you are going to stay in Mississippi Sap but have you said like did mybookie hit you up after the experience like did you texoma be like hey what the fuck you could have gave me a heads up the guy. Well no so after the Tuesday night after the original show the CEO called me. While I was on the field in between softball games. He called me and he was just very apologetic. It it was. I'm sorry we lead you into a snake din. We lead you away. Let you go out there and get embarrassed we apologize your Class Act Blah Blah Blah and. He was forthright and he was apologetic and he was you know I dug that I mean I dug the apology but at the end of the day the next day. I didn't do what I did because a mouse. I did what I did because of opportunity. Yeah Yeah because what were you doing at the time. Though that side-hustle you're obviously coaching girl's softball. Just because I had I had multiple. I was basically had a life of side. HUSTLES I in my past. I've been a sports writer. I was a sports writer at newspapers in New Orleans and Mississippi and Atlanta in Florida Florida. I was a sports writer and then I graduated to being the executive editor of newspapers where I was making. What seventy eighty grand a year to be the head dog at a newspaper? I did that in Virginia and in Georgia but being head dog of a newspaper in two thousand nineteen most depressing. Shit you can do so. I got out that I ran back to sports. I was. SEC country in Atlanta Atlanta for from two thousand sixteen to eighteen the company went out of business and from then on. I was just doing side hustles. I did a Mississippi State podcast. That was making me about forty grand a year I did. I did the mybookie stuff that was putting money in my pocket and I stayed home with my kids and educated them. My wife worked as a professor in college. So that'd be. Is it safe to say that you were struggling at the time. I wasn't struggling all your okay. I was I was good. Okay so maybe. That's like the common misconception. This story it Dave tell people well he he saved my life and he saved me from obscurity and he did. He gave me a life that I never would have dreamed of. He did that. He didn't save me from anything I was doing. I was doing fine. You're fine I never came in like you were still okay. Still be living in Fulton Mississippi. I'd be doing some side hustles I probably on the radio by now somewhere and my wife would still be Edwin down. Bank is a tenure professor. Okay okay she she teaching again now she she gets to stay home now. Okay so I mean which which is which is crazy because then it came down onto dumb offering opportunity moved to New York in. I mean you've been a southern guy throwing three or whole life right. Oh yeah there's nothing non-southern about me I I. I love the south. I'm from the south. I've never ever lived outside of the South and That's been the biggest adjustment getting his family adjusted to living in New Jersey. Way they get to a point point. Was it this summer where they're like. Hey brand like you would be. We kind of need you here. Or what was the conversation a day after Dave hired me I decided to email him and tell from what he what he had. He didn't know what he had. He didn't know what you know anything about me. He just knew I was my bookie guy he hired on stunt. So I'm already in the door I got a I got a sell myself. Usually you sell yourself before you get hired. That's how you get hired you do an interview process and you saw yourself well. I'm in the door so now I sell myself. I email I wanna say listen you guys been culpable reporter for fifteen years. I was director of PODCASTS. At a major media group in Atlanta. You got a guy who's been to covering SEC football for over a decade WHO's been the executive editor of newspapers you know. I've gotTa legit past and I laid it out for him and he came back said you know we have this college football show. We'd like for you to do that. We'd like for you to maybe host a podcast with Casey Smith she hosted won't Johnny Manziel last year. We don't think we're going in that direction again. So maybe host that and I said Yeah. That's perfect a couple months later. He he called me or email me. I think he emailed me and said listen. I want you to do the college football show. Oh I want you to do the college football podcast. But I'm GONNA need you here to do that because it will get really expensive flying you up every single week whereas it would just make more sense to get you here so if you want that if you want that opportunity you gotta come here. And how long did it take you to think about that by five minutes really. Yeah 'cause that was the door. I needed that. That was the opening. I need it But what the conversation that your wife was she and fair right away. My wife was team Brandon Walker of the whole time. She knew she knew. These things could be happening She also knew moving to Barstool and moving up here would mean. She gets to stay home with the kids and really run the house something. She's been wanting to do anyway. So so that's what we did that we we hitch the wagon to my career now whereas opposed it used to be both careers pulling it now. I'm pulling the wagon. And when she gets to you know get to stay home because it's a tough job in itself but she she gets to live do what she wants to do interesting so I mean besides besides that at the kids I guess everyone like it is is that it's been an adjustment. Eddie I gotta be honest so The town is Nice. The town is safe. The Restaurant options are plentiful. The opportunities are immense. The people have been on adjustment. You know it's it's Just the the way people interact with each other in the south is one hundred different than the way we interact with each other up here and that has led to some challenges largest both with my wife and myself No I I mean I could somewhere late. Obviously being a midwestern guy and that just people are different every reason so people are different in every region. And it's one thing to visit that region it's another thing to uproot and move to that region and now you live there and every every interaction you have every road you take is there and it's just been an adjustment. There's gotta be something like one interaction. That kind of sticks out like Holy Sh- I'M NOT MISSISSIPPI anymore so We told the story on the AC but my my dog had puppies and the puppies were born It was still in the summer they were they were born outside and no. She was going to Labor that night. She was outside in her dog house and she had the kid the puppy dog house and I built her three spots. I built spot in our shed. I built her a spot. Garage built their spot outside in the sun. Because it's still warm still September and those are three spots and then the day She would it'd be outside with the puppies with my wife there watching her in the fence backyard In a night on moving into the garage and she'd have an eye spot well. Apparently somebody didn't like that because the neighbors call the cops and said there were puppies outside the had been abandoned and the cops had to come over and they had to look at all my setup. They'd look at my garage. They looked at for possible animal abuse. They looked at my garage. I looked at everything in the conflict. This this is embarrassing. I don't know why were called. This is fine. This is a good setup this could house and so a Mississippi you mind your own business here. Somebody call the cops because my dog had puppies which was wild. People look at through the blinds. Orion shit like that right Nobody nobody walked up and said hey what are you doing. What did you talk to have puppies? Nobody said that they called the cops. Mississippi you've got somebody's got to have an eyeball missing to call cops now Mississippi. Did you live in a house. Like he didn't have neighbors like did you have. Oh no I lived in a rural area. Okay okay so having neighbors right next to you is not something. That's new okay. This war because I've lived in Atlanta and I've lived in Virginia okay But I in Mississippi we had five acres if also she did. Have you see you had a bunch of area then okay so you never had to deal with. That never would have had to deal with it now. No that's I mean. That's I could see that but that's just an adjustment you know it's just a and every place people like to shit on. Mississippi people like to sit on anywhere. And everybody's shift onto has never been there. People like to Shit on New Jersey like people from the South Jersey. I could never live there. I'd never well then you're just kind of spineless. If you would just never live anywhere if you'd never give anywhere chance I'll give anywhere chance. Yeah and I like New Jersey and we're making the most of it and we have friends there just the daily interactions with people. It has been a challenge. What about the interaction interaction with people here at work culminating that's like I mean? We're already in older demographic like you know there's there's so many people I'm considered al-Tair out at this point. Yeah it's It's definitely been an adjustment. And to be honest. Where in November now? I've been doing college football and gambling and I had I think two days off since August which I'm not complaining about what your sign up for but I'm certainly. I get reminded every day that I'm not. I'm in my own demographic here I'm kind have. There aren't a lot of people walking the halls that have lived the same life. I've lived have the same experiences that like the same things. So that's that's an issue. You certainly definitely it's not. It's not a bad thing. It's just interesting. Do you miss your buddies. Fuck Ya I assume you go watch. Mississippi State Dr just hang out play video games. Yeah just hanging out then and start a fire in the backyard. Sit around and listen and Tim McGraw stuff like that. I don't listen to us so I mean are you do. You'RE GONNA go back. You have any plans to go visit. No I'm GONNA ride right. I'm GonNa see this thing to the end. What about like is like visit like? Are you going to look back up or something. I figure I figure. Well when people dial go back Sure but in the summer I think I'M GONNA plan a couple of vacations. Maybe wanted to Disney and one for a week in Mississippi. Nice which you know that you're going to be able to take the kids Disney. Yeah that's right. You plan. That had been planning last night but you were talking about last night taking me to Disney. And that's something I've been wanting to do for a long time. And they portnoy has now given me the ability to do that. Yeah that's awesome because you know as oddly enough though like okay like what you know what barstools done for you. Is I think it we were looking for southern presence like an SEC. This guy so yeah it was. It was almost by fate that had happened. Yeah it was odd and again David know that when he hired me he just hired me as as a joke and I assume in his mind a years. Go by and I'm GonNa let him go and that'll be it. Yeah but I bring certain things to the table in abroad. Certain things on necessary roughness has been very successful so far. Walk the line with me and Marty much has been very successful so far so Once he opened that door unwillingly i. It closed behind me and said all right now you got something. Yeah for sure I mean I and how many times have you kinda because I know I've done it. How many times have you stopped back and really like Kwalik taking a breath like holy shit? It's it's crazy because nothing about this makes sense and nothing about me living here make sense nothing about me. Appealing to do the demographic. I'm appealing to make sense but at the end of the day you've succeed succeed. Not because we're funny. Although we are Nakas word just just good looking or anything we're just do for common real dudes that love to talk about this stuff and love and that's my appeal that European. I think that's the appeal of anybody that really breaks through here. Barstool somebody that works their ass off but yes sometimes I do step back I'm just Brandon Walker from Truman Creek Road in West Point Mississippi. And there when you walk down the road when you walk down the street in New York City and somebody stops you and says hey. Can I get a Selfie. Hey Brain brand fucking walker what you got tonight. That's crazy see. That's insane like I've been recognized in Mississippi for a long time. That's not a big deal. That's that's a decent size fish in a very small pond but when you walk in New York and and I'm sure it's happened to you. Walk into New York. Somebody say Eddie. What about cubs tonight shit like that? Yeah it's insane it is no it really isn't It is you. Do you gotta take a step back on like realized some stuff sometimes at the same time. You can't take a step I know because everything's just moving so quickly because like you said the authenticity I think is something that I think I think it does shine through and I I had one sponsored the show. I had Jim from Jimmy Crazy. I don't know who you know works. He owns a sub shop and Chicago. And that's the main thing he said if you're real L. People will people will realize you know that's all I got like I don't. I'm not as funny as big hat. Nobody's got a personality like big cat. Nobody's got the brain Dave's guy you know nobody's got at the quirkiness of PF. They're unique in there just other-worldly talented what I got is authenticity realness. And just bring myself to the table able and sometimes that gets me in trouble. But that's that's what I got. Yeah I Bryan. And we're going to get some banana pudding before the weeks. All we

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Episode 227: Best of 2020 Edition

The Short Porch

2:50:35 hr | 3 months ago

Episode 227: Best of 2020 Edition

"Hey what's up guys. It's big cat before you start listening to this episode. I want to let you know that we're running a special sale on all barstool merch. Go to store dot barstool sports dot com and use code podcast for ten percent off goto store dot barstool sports dot com and use code podcast for ten percent off Seriously time and one where you're just for the day what's what's happening. Welcome to another edition of the shore presented by barstool sports. I'm your host dubs alongside me. It looks like he's home home. Sweet home tommy smokes. Tj ones twos. Marty mush is in the air right now flying who knows where cross the country But we're going to give you a little end of the year pod Tons of best of clips. Tj went to fucking round the knees up. I mean we just and crazy to think about this this year like on the show just looking tommy at like the astronaut is crazy. I out a moment. Or i saw the job interview and i was like that wasn't year that was it was. It was january twenty ninth. Is that say january. Tonight's the very beginning of the year that nothing was wrong with the world. The world was fine. We were gonna like we were like java. when are we doing. We're going to do live show at his bar. Possibly because actually remember. I went to his bar for dinner with friends like a week or two later and and yeah world was was wide open. No idea what was about to half crazy absolutely crazy. So that's later in the show. But there's yankee is to talk about obviously start with And obviously mars in the air. So you'll just imagine what he was going to say about everything but The big news. Obviously that happened talk. Works talk amendment. Voices crack is blake snell on the move traded from the race to the padres for looks like a pretty big hall. I assume all these prospects will up being superstars. The raise will do what they do. Best this is Trade right after they get really good And i it's crazy to be raised fan. I don't know how you got. I mean exist. I e true. That's true but for like the the the handful that are out there. It's like how you grow attached to these players when you know they're not gonna stay on this team. If they end up pink really could be a cells in san diego held a move by them. Going all in they go get darvish also And the and kim The korean kid oak so-called kennedy's thirty or twenty nine but he's an all star over there you know they. They think he's going to be a here. So they're i mean they're going nuts and they're probably still in on bauer and they're going all in here and news for the yankees for sure But i'm getting a little loud a little worried. Getting very worried and alvarado went as well. Yesterday i think he went to the phillies and a three team. Trade obviously morton is no longer on the raise atlanta. It's like i feel like i'm getting worried. Hal cashman how specifically think cash when we'd go nuts if he had the choice Hal is getting. Hey the astros are gonna lose springer probably crayon a year vendors the year all these razor just no longer here the guys challenges for the division one division last year Mckee's along on the red sox. Don't what the hell they're doing. Why should why do we even have to upper. Why do you have to pay if right. We'll probably be good enough with so. Yeah i have a couple. That's my main dot is just because i was reading jolt sherman in the post today top or it might have been someone in the post about how much worse the razor getting how it makes the yankees look better in comparison. I'm afraid of that happening. Exactly what you said. The incas are going to look around the division. They're they're probably the clear runner right now. I mean i think over one hundred sixty two game season. They're more talented than the race. Are us more than you lose. Snell i i know they'll have randy who's for full season. My one hundred home runs. Yes fucking guy. You know the white sox i guess out of the central may be eight or always going to be competitive but there is no clear threat superpower. But that's not good enough because they haven't won a world series in. It'll be twelve years like we can't just be like well. We're the best team in the division and that's good enough. They have to make those extra extra moves to go over the top and make the world series contender. So i am definitely worried about that. But it will say a lot of people who were like Oh all these teams making moves like yankee sitting on the ramp like it's just the padres. The padres moves they want. And i don't really care that doesn't affect the yankees at only the long auguries. Don't sign dj element. You could trade for every person on the planet and then the only way that would affect the yankees maybe in the world series right. Yeah it was kind of. I don't really care really good for them. Like boundaries could for baseball. I like watching good baseball and san diego. It's a beautiful sight to the is the very nice stadium. Obviously as you saw with slammed dig last year. That fucking made baseball so much. You know all the better more fun so let them do their. Let them have their fun out there. Still gotta get past the dodgers. You know everyone's like oh the padres. The team to beat dodgers just won the world series and our fucking loaded and have more and more coming like just when you think they're dumber prospects. They still have more somehow and they sign everybody. You know got topic became which hurt us. Obviously but they're in still on. Dj there in on these guys like all you think sherman was saying like. Don't be surprised. The dodgers coming out of nowhere and go get one of these guys. Like how but keep doing it. Nigga metality yankees should have keep pressing but the yankees. Don't have that right now. It sucks but yeah. Let's let all these guys who are san diego. There are problems. He gets the world series. You know what that's a good problem. Because he's the yankees are in the world series. So yeah. I'm all about this. Great that the race adjust abandoning ship off of the starting pitcher. I mean snow and more than just arnold team. It's crazy basically. The best possible scenario is a season like last season where everything kind of fits together. Ideally obviously for them. They would have won the world series but like the razor. Not a team. that's ever going to be a dynasty. They're never going to have a banana is come up and sign them. All long-term like they need that one year. Two years where you know everybody's under the right amount of cost control salary and it all sort of fits together and then there's gonna blow it all. I mean i i get. I get that. They don't have the revenue or whatever to have a large payroll and i know that their organization so smart. They'll just keep retooling but it has to be so like there. Aren't that many of them. But if you're one of the eight rays fanned out. There has to be so frustrating. Yeah grant they aren't gonna get wander franko this year to spatially start the season he's a god childlike number. One prospect at all baseball so is they're not going to be bad tokyo. Don't kid yourself and Yeah the rotation might be a little shaky but then again the bullpen. And they're probably add a few more arms in the bullpen and be okay. they like. It's definitely won't be as good as they were last year. They can't be you. You lose snow more than those guys who were just the studs edition by it. Just doesn't work. Their math doesn't add up. Good for snell though. I'm happy for him do you like him. I think he's good for baseball. Like i like how he interacts a fans and shit on the street and He he's one of the The people that can help grow sport so sending him san diego that rotation can be really scary and twenty twenty two week levinger galthie with lamentin paddick and they have won a and gore gore to darvish fucking darvish. Yeah roots at saint But as a twenty twenty two thing but for snell. I mean the writing was on the wall of the moment that kevin cash pulled him in the world series. That was like in the tweet. Or you like some. That can't come back after that. I mean that's just an all time blunder and also the padres going. A lot of people are saying oh. Aj preller they did this in two thousand fifteen. Maybe it was. They went out and got matt camp and grump books. This is different. Like i think the darvish move may be questioned because he's older with more money but he's separate really season but blake smells a young guy. That's you know cost control for a while. They have tattoos piece. Chato is still a young superstar like this doesn't feel like they just threw a boatload of money like no stars like they're set up to be really good yes but yeah and if clovinger can come back and twenty twenty two granted come from second tommy. John is next to near impossible like they're paying him. Nothing so it's like you know that's that's obviously hosmer eats a lot of the salary But i mean yeah there. It's a fun time to be a politician. I wish to do something like one. Fucking like one singular fucking thing beside mr cortes. I really like about the point where i'll be like. Maybe it's genius by the yankees front office where they've set the bar so low or anything like okay fine. You did it great if they re signed. Dj that means they did nothing. This offseason just got worse because they would have lost tanaka and who my missing other families gone. They cut holder Tj we missing somebody. Oh gardner garner. I'm just assuming is going to be back at some point camp but whatever they haven't addressed rotation i guess what i was getting outside of of gold continues to just be horrifying to think about the rotation if i think he's resigned. Dj people will be like whatever like good enough good enough of an offseason. But it really. Isn't it because as of right. Now i've seen some names now. We talk a louis. Castio costs a lot. I i was hammered. Couple nights ago tweeting. Or whatever and casto's agent is tweeting back at me. And i had no idea was him. This guy like i think it's ross. Navis wherever he's verified is like twitter handle something like agent. whatever just louise castillo's agent. We were arguing about what it would cost for us to go. Get louis custodio. And he's like no. It will cost way more than that. I don't think so. I guess i'd like dude. What are you like his agent. I knew he was verified. Or whatever but i didn't. Patrick corbin randomly followed me into. I was a random fucking follow. Patrick i think i told him to eat shit. Like 'cause gordon he's afraid of the new york crusher. I don't think he knows that we hate him now. To here's probably let me see where is following me. The other day. I saw follows you and the short porch ryan brazier on that happened recently. I don't know what the yeah this guy's names rafa nia republic sports and he was just to enact me like i was saying. He's like the yankees. Don't have the pieces to go. Get louis steam like they do. I think they do and lets people know it. Because he thinks it would cost gleyber torres louisiana's classic agent. Yeah mike i you're talking to control. I get what you're saying but it's glacier fucking taurus against the. I mean what he says really doesn't matter. He's not the reds for an office. Yeah right exactly like it's not like he's setting the price for lewis castio in agency. Obviously he would but for trade. I mean what he says. Obviously he's overvalued client but yeah. I saw it the morning after. And i was like interesting. Let's let's tweeting and being drunk is not fun in the morning after. You're one of the bigger dogs drunk traders out there. Nothing bad ever. it's always just digi lemay. Who in like could always tell. Oh yeah yeah i. I've i've waned off from like i used to be really really bad now. I'm starting to put the phone in the pocket and kind of enjoy the night But year's eve tweet like a yankee. One last or jared didn't do one last year. Maybe not probably probably did yeah. This is a good point this year. It hasn't worked. No i'll call my mom instead. That's fine i'm switch. Switch the strategy there. What how's your christmas christmas Even though you're jewish rate according to abor no not not your celebrated quiet just me and my parents didn't really do anything like staying home. Whatever obviously not having like big parties and stuff we have just just come chilling you. Yeah very small. Christmas but Good with like gifts. And should i like i finally have decorations shit. I got a hat stand so many hats. This is awesome. Derek jeter like I'm not going to move it but it's dare to your like painting. Whatever and then here. I got a the boys home. Lander nice little thing there so i actually like for the first time i life decorated room in college into a single thing. I never put a poster up or anything. And i was like this place is just too bland or whatever so i spice it up a little bit. Which is nice. I told myself i was gonna do that. With disappointment. i've been in here for six or six seven months. Now i have one small like cartoonish painting of new york city that is cool looking but it's so small like it. It's like this like it's so small where it looks pathetic. Right over my bed and hangs off. I have to survivor buffs that produce from the show sent me nothing else have then. We have a a a a something our living room. That's cool blue. Look an ice painting. That's just been sitting on our adamant against the wall for four months. Put up or anything. That's our decorations. I got since like obviously everything's closed and shit like and i've noticed like you'll see me and they'd be like you're not fat but i am noticing like a little bit of a gut brewing finally with me and i'm like i'm getting thought again. Yeah so it was like ma. I like you know we don't do like christmas will start. What do you want. And i was like. I'd love some sort of push up like pull up bar. Whatever thing like. I could go like got me this thing. It's like souped. I'm gonna get jacked like i'm gonna get i'm gonna i'm gonna go nuts with it. It's got bands. I think it's not like it's a little it's being sent to me but it's i saw it at home but It's it's going to be a game changer. I think i'm going to actually like do something with my body which are gonna be annoying. Talk about and stuff. I know i imagine that measure just tweeted about him like did instagram posts and stories and just told every single person in knew that i worked out too. I like. i'll look at pictures of myself from like iran about two years ago from now and my face is so fat like i was like fat. People said something. Like i was fat like. I'll look at pictures. Maybe the maybe. The person wasn't as bad but like looking at pictures back my god. He looked like a fat suit on. And i'll look at pictures of me from like a year ago. And i was like the heart of working out and i got like chiseled face and like look good and i'm i'm right in the middle of it now and i don't wanna trend twenty eighteen to go one way or the other. Yeah right and but the thing is like like my roommate has some of that homework out stuff but unless like i don't the gym i just feel like is better your lift weights and stuff. I mean that's almost got fired for getting to in shape i saw. I couldn't get. I just need to. I don't want to be jacked. i don't wanna be fat. I just want to be like an average salary. But you know i got a little bit of. Td's a little bit of a gut. Get rid of that. And i'll be good. I meant to bring this up before. Just changing topics My my cousin just had his first kit and he's like consider him kind of like a brother. Whatever hand side family is jewish and religious side and whatever they do thing put they did the brisk today. You know what that is something with a penis. Circumcision thing whatever they fucking zoomed it like a zoom meeting. It was it was fucking crazy bed. It was not is insane. Couldn't see anything they did it like you. You basically just hear the prayers. Which i don't even know what they are But joining the zoom call. I didn't know one person is supposed to be a family. I don't know any of these people there. I must in every friend they had was joining us. And i'm scrolling through to see. Who's i'm looking for like my uncle harry. Whatever the gray he'd actually been on the porch like years ago but remember that he just broke through like yankee's history like twenty minutes. Yeah yeah yeah. I i remember i was. I was still in school because it was like the very beginning stages of the great. 'cause i remember recording it from like the radio station at This year why that feels like forever ago. We met him in tampa this year. Was that cole. my god. you're right. Holy was there holy shit and i couldn't find or like he couldn't find i. It was disaster. Uncle harry definitely listen to this but they Whatever the person's whatever I barely even like why. I get grossed out of any of that shit. I think it was weird. Even had an uncertain. But oh screwing just you. It is and i just forget that. So my my cousins now wife. She's related to my math teacher from high school. Just a fucking crazy thing. So i remember going to the wedding and running into her and i'm like oh my god. Why are you here. And it was like her. Nick is she's just my Was it my junior year. Like algebra teacher wherever fuck calculus or whatever and then i'm scrolling through and i just found her again. I was like this is crazy. this is just. It's just totally forgot that we're like semi related this point and that was a while i mean it doesn't happen as much anymore but more like when whenever you'd see a teacher on a wild like not as a teacher like just being like seeing the as a real person rape your brain you leave you leave the classroom sir. How are you kidding me. I thought you you just have that outside of here. You guys get drunk. What is this about you know always wondered is a like if teachers would come in because one of my roommates teacher and you know you hear the gospel. Whatever but like what. I just finished saying like as a kid. I wish i was more attentive to what teachers would talk about. Like on the side. Whatever and you're like. Wow like this guy's banging this girl like oh this guy guys are not happy to. I wish i knew the tensions 'cause they're definitely weren't tensions are real key. There are now that we're adult so they're definitely having real problems or like or like those two are hooking up or like. Oh they're in a fight like they were dating. Those guys used to date. Like i wish i knew all of that that she was probably nuts. Growing up i was gonna say and i apologise listeners. Out there who are teachers. Nobody takes offense as growing up. Like when you're in school you always think like all my teachers are so smart right. There were smartest people in the world but like now looking around like to the people at least for me and i. I'm sure it's the same for everyone like that. You graduated with or from college. That are becoming teachers. They're not that smart. No like the like the smartest people from your high school are like they have other jobs. They're doing like big business packing and like all likes like none of them are like ninth grade. Maybe maybe teachers are at that. They actually had to go into teaching because they had nothing else to do that was due for. They like they like they. Molding are young kids. Brains that's okay and other than that Oh we well we kinda hired an intern. Interesting starts basically let his owen. He reached out and ton of people have reached out. But i thought going into two thousand twenty to step up like everything we kind of got complacent so i wanted to look how to revamp some things so it's going to take over on social a little bit. Help us out my first task of the most like. Hey i don't wanna give you the main account stuff like right away test you out. So why don't you create a burner. And then i'll follow along a little bit for like a day or two kim. We'll see how it goes. He goes oh yeah sure. And he was due and the tweets are totally fine. And then all of a sudden he fucking quote tweeted. Jared and i get i had him on notifications and i was like delete that right now. I couldn't sent it within fifteen seconds of doing it. Naturally jared jared screenshot or whatever which is weird because like it was a tweet that he had sent that he. I mean he must have gotten a ton of he. Just read literally every tweet at them which wouldn't surprise me He tweeted and goes. Oh this is the most obvious hubs or whatever the was i know it definitely did and i mean because i i wanna notifications on my. I made the mistake of not telling him to make his make private. Because there's no reason to make it a public account Put it was funny and he was apologizing at its worst but there's no way that's actually his burner or whatever. I literally sent them to text messages between. No he's all fucked my bad. He's yeah fuck you personal twitter But yes hotstar throwing But naturally i mean everyone fucks up so if that's his greatest fuck up a fucking ticket so So far so good with that. Yeah just hoping be more interactive on twitter and instagram. And all that. Maybe some youtube stuff. I'd love to just get better youtube. I don't know how we got to do that. If i i don't know if we should even reach out to someone to help us when you to whatever but because tj so swamped whatever but we need help on her youtube if anyone is actually interested in sending some time hemi up and maybe we'll have a conversation whatever but Yeah we need help with growing the to foreshore other than that so we've got a ton of clips from this year and it's worthless thing to me run through obviously so java. We talked about how that seems so long ago. The schmidt king interview one of my favorites just because in person and those guys are just so great to talk to tom. Like we're all just like lifelong friends. Yeah almost like we golfed. After that felt like we were just having a day. Talk men is just worth it enough to hear the whole mardi thing where he wants to kill marty. The awkward pause the ford interview was very good. Nice it was like ford second or third time on the show and it was like the most. We've gotten out of him if usually he's very quiet. He's kind of himself there Anytime we talk to. John sterling is a pleasure out of we talked you during quarantine and montgomery. We've interviewed him twice now twice. Montgomery got the very end of florida. That was cool. The time mckinley interview in itself. Which is the white whale we were chasing. The might hit home a little bit for some people now like this kind of the last time you hear him talk. Whatever anytime we talked voight always a fucking blast we had swisher. Come on this to swisher interviews. We talked to him twice. We need an astronaut. That was hilarious. looking back. That's back when there was no yankee news. We're out of baseball stuff. We had talked six months without no baseball. So it's like kay. We need national on the show Tino martinez right after the season hours dope. The clint frazier view to me will always be my favourite until it's the best of the year. Yeah that's c. Hammer bag and his shoe room. And all that aircraft's fantastic time swisher again. It's just it it'll be worth your time. Maybe you drive. Go for new year's eve or coming home for the holidays. Ever flying across the country papa. it'll be worth your while. I believe We've done a lot of big year despite like twenty twenty being so shitty for a hell of a. I think we did a hell of a job with guests and all that and making this work and hope for the fans Appreciate that a little bit as well before we get into all those interviews and more talking about hellofresh hellofresh. 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Are you all right. And i'm like yeah. I'm fine. I i remember going into the room after making all the calls My son was actually with me. On spring break was it was just me and him in the trampoline park actually and so making all the phone calls. I'm sitting in laying in the in the hospital and you know the ladies like freaking out like trying to ask all these questions. And i'm literally looking like man. I'm fine just just. My ankle is falling off. Like it's not like i can't talk to you so you know it's one of those things where i got blown out of proportion it. I mean it was ugly. Like i mean i have a picture could send you guys. If you wanna see shawn last seen what was doing on that trampoline early you also actually yeah. I'm not a small dude trampoline. You're getting some bounce out of that. So yeah it's literally just me and my son and we're not doing anything and I actually had a buddy with me. That would just happened to be taking pictures at the same time and has the actual sequence. Oh my god win the actual break half home on yes. It's crazy let the timing and Yeah so i mean it was gnarly like once once i send you the picture. You'll you'll see what it was and you know my son's there and my son didn't really care. He went over to the other side and started playing. And then got flushing. A hotdog shift about me is laying on the break. His ankle every day at the triple park and then one of the paramedics that came and got me was tino. Martinez is maybe brother-in-law up. Of course yeah. So i'm like. Oh this is great. Was he good at his job or did help you out. They didn't they didn't drop me. So that's that's a huge. Oh my i mean. I'd be kinda pissed. How's your kid to your like a perfect person like double bounce on a trampoline so this guy now he's a by himself and that's what he did and it just it just went and i remember. My son was leaving. Go to nebraska. And i'm still in the hospital and recovery. And he looked at me and he goes dead. Next time i come. Can you not be in the hospital. I'll try i swear. No shit. I don't wanna be here either Job we appreciate you so much weight before he goes well. I need to know where you in a musical in high school. I was in two musicals. I knew it. I'm so excited. I like ten thousand times more fucking love. Love bet. I i even. I was doing an event with With delta in the rock ages and constantine rulers who i got to know throughout his prime their mirror with them for a little bit at a at one of the events so do i love musicals. There they're awesome unbelievable. I marty said it to us before we we give you a call and i thought he uses restricts the wrong because he does that. That's a musicals on you. Gotta go to more musicals. I went to a broadway. Play the death toll. Now become a child of the theater. I really enjoy. The theater. Told you the last one i went to. What's inside story. That was actually still west. Side story was still in production in new york so we had to get permission to actually do. What is like your if you have to impress somebody with a song with your go-to song eager to belt out Are we talking like karaoke. We just talking anything to impress And then we're gonna demand alone. No no no we might now know. Sign up for this. That might be another day. Okay when i come see you guys in new york. We'll figure something all right. Lets you do that for. What is this. you don't have to sing it. But if you have to choose one oh man Shoot and it. Put me on the spot here. Probably jamie johnson in color okay. So that's the man who knows his music avalon familiar. But i'll i'll be like okay speaking mccallum by the way last eater at the last musical and went to some this asshole next me brought a fucking calamar from friday's leftovers into the theater. Say kidding me. Oh that's the worst. How that now horrible i was like. What are you doing lady. I lose like hey like you stink right now in human life whatsoever. Better that is you live in your own world. Do that brought in like a lock bag spaghetti game yes or eating tuna and a game like what are you doing. What are you just ruining it for. Everybody duty as though. Oh my god oh excuse. Throw up on on the podcast. We went from talking about musical dude. Eaten mayonnaise experiments interviews way better than the other one. That's shoop for man job. Thank you so much for coming on. This was a long time. Come we tried to use last year. It didn't work out. I thank you so much for taking the time Hopefully we'll have you on may become the new york. Maybe we'll hang out a little bit. But i appreciate man and keep doing your thing out there in nebraska and down. You guys are out there. Go to my plate. American list on the thirtieth ship. Go there tomorrow. I swear to god i just texted. I'm getting a couple friends tomorrow. And i was like. Hey this could be a good spot for tomorrow. And i linked american whiskey. I've been wanting to try it. That's your place. Yeah what you wanted the world. Oh why you guys to get such a crazy thing. We barstool events there. Before i go lots great goddamn might say no job next year for sure tomorrow. What what should i get there. Anything specific i mean. I always a huge fan of the wing okay. Lamb chops are really good. I'm going to beat lots overnight wondering what are the odds a brace showroom sandwiches phenomenon that sounds like that popped off java guy yeah best. I swear we talked on. The phone is listen ankle. Java jaylen thank you so much man. We'll talk to you got. I love your done. The less reliable. We're here with clark schmidt and mike king first round of interviews down your between. We never actually to person interview here and this toll so i don't know how soon and go but felt how we doing our good rising the ranks. I mean once doesn't he introduced it to your spot every time he's like i'm good. I don't know what to say. Yeah does it. To us every podcast. We'd never know what to say. I'm not gonna say. I'm not doing good what they say. You're a schmuck out. Real good in the conversation at rough starts in show so something. I feel like this year. being publicized. more maybe The garrett cole edition all your guns and all that but the lie piece. I feel like i'm not been tweeted like they happen this year in the past. So we're seeing all you guys. We're seeing the results. What is it like throwing the live. Ep two guys like labor tourism and all these guys these digi lament you. How do you have any feared backer police at this guy this guy this digital fuck how we can get. I think pitching inside. It's like one of the things that's you're kind of like you got pump. A face scared inches. The first time i was like i don't wanna throw a sinker. I can vital. Just let it run its risks. And that's all i need is i'm going instantly back down to the other side of the model out outta here Yeah so i mean yeah. It's kind of like nerve racking a little bit as far as pitching inside and stuff like that. But it's i mean it's it's the good thing about being early in the year is they also haven't seen live pitching. Yeah so now. Like when you're facing you're like kinda got a leg up because if i'm throwing something in his own his eyes might not be like ready for you. You kind of get a false sense of like your frigging nasty. All these guys haven't seen it might have been hate debris his name your jd martinez says something about like. How just their so lost the plate right now and pitchers have such a big advantage because it takes it takes a full month and get back into rhythm like he's like on the worst of all time around one season starts will be fine ever knows that so. I'm imagining at the same way. Your first week. I faced sanchez. And i i my first car. I struggle run out and in my second. Ibp the next week. Like i took me like bridge breaking searcy regular students watch the righty one soda with the batting. I mean i don't hate it as long as he's practices team produces. Is there. Anyone you really wanna get alexander talking shit against like any hitters. I need to get what we pay back. That the when you're a hitter i feel every. Say they wanna hit family because they can just talk shit the cameras. Can we talk shit that so is there a reverse guy. I would probably say frazier and then dipping great show. It doesn't matter my mind. Was chris ins. I talk about it because on. So he's a fire now to yet. But when i was in trenton with them. I like i like to give my confidence too so we were talking about how we'd get each other out or pitchers were talking about how we get guys out on the team. And i totally get like i said that christie and just like the easiest how in the world because he was like sitting right there and he was a good me. He's like my power outage right center. I take that to see where direct. And then i'll just like sink it in y- right on right you're screwed. You go over one hundred ninety punch outs. And then we face each other in live ep. A couple couple of weeks ago. And i got it was like a ground ball or something but i remember when he was up at the box is she got nervous. Playoff game like forty people that go over one hundred against was there a crowd launch. Mind about the order conversation. Yeah i think we all do. I mean everybody tries to pick his brain and he's so open to talking about it It's it's crazy how much he knows about pitching and how how he goes about. Everybody has their own way of going about it But his way of going about his craft is so unique and it's cool to see It so much. He so detail oriented in his preparation and even his bullpens on these warm enough. It's it's just like so cool to watch and like he'll even throw pitching will be great pit like he'll say it burghley that's a great and then he'll throw who back. That's a bad pitch. Like normally you watch fisher warm up. And they're just like throw into warm-up like they're just throwing hard trying to warm up yeah picking his brain like in the lunchroom before we'll have. We had pitcher meetings and stuff early on in spring training. He would come up to and he would just like talk about his transition from pittsburgh to houston and he went away from the sinker or two seem and stuff like that. So yeah it's it's good to pick his brain for sure he's just like you said attention to detail where chris he's been here. The last few days and i was lifting. And i was doing. Some cressey was right before. Kohl's by starters warm up and whispered to me like oh now i get to watch his warm because obviously not gonna change the best pitcher so he wanted and coal didn't really go out to cressey and say i want to change stuff so he's just gonna watch it and at the end of it. I want to sell houses warm and he said obviously. We definitely have differing views. So there's a lot of stuff that i feel like. He could be doing more of but everything that did was literally one hundred percent. Perfect like he. He did like a a bent over bicep curl with only like a twenty pound dumbbell and it was like the most perfect like mia pattern. Detail like a body weight squat. And it's the most perfect movement pattern mobility based on his ankle and knee mobility like he was getting the perfect depth and crushes. It was insane. The amount of detail that he put into his routine and it was like every day shows up routine routine routine crazy like he literally knows he'll know what he's doing four days from now to the t. Like a knows every single thing that he's doing from what he shows up to the field so when he goes home and what he's eating it's just crazy and it's funny. Coz been all antagonized case everywhere everywhere like any time. We're in the locker room. He just to me. And just he's always just sitting on me and just like where he'll be like. Where's where's jackass number two jackass number two and he just stays on our case. We were He's he's loose club. Yeah we were. We were stretching the other day. And so we're we're in full to stretch. Obviously when you're stretching you don't want to put some people's opinion gear kohl's might differ from ours but in the ground. You don't want to have like when you have that niece spot westbank so king and i both pull our pants at like that knee up and we put her in the ground and he sees it and you are cut holes in her pants or something like he just destroyed us. It was merging rations e jim into the ground. Honestly i'm gonna blame the strength coaches for because when it's like a little damp outside the u. s. and feeling and now it's like all right knee down black hair and on my own and will kill yet. It's generation laying it must. It must be right and he was murdering also. I think we both had ankle socks and they're not chapman you'll get leg. Tat's can't that off. Yeah you're right but in like a little bitch. He's actually i keep he's got the pale pale white get i kind of get where he's coming from but ever since like he's just been on our like it's an awesome thing guys a yeah he'll be talking about my breaking ball like making fun of it. I'm like okay. Gary there could be worse things being he'd be ignoring you. That'd be hip talk. And he was good last year. You the champagne. Whisper because literally everywhere in september we. We should call them the champagne. Now that i think doesn't stop also a man. I like that better than whisper. When i heard the king elect him whispering. The worst opinions are shipment so shipping king champion. What are you what are you james. Good ari so every wednesday september. They just one the division of the championship or or a playoff series. I mean what. It wasn't nuts. Yeah i mean. So i guess once i got and that's when we clinched. That's when we panchen pain. When i got up there and then it was. It was one of those where i knew that there was a very small chance. I get called up to the big leagues. But i didn't know like how big of a chance it was but it was in the back of my head so after we lose in playoffs and screen jay bell manager calls in it was like hagi valera. I think it might have been weighed. It was like all the guys around forty man. Those dylan's grand get now said the september. Call it so after the game. We're all kinda sad but then jays like haiti in my office talks to him. He comes out. We all get the collapse. Like oh you're going back to the big leagues after everybody's done. He goes kingpin in my office. And i'm like mike heart. Go go and he was like. I was just as a better conversation. But you're going down to trenton to a young kid. And so you'll trenton and yeah we we win and threaten pop champagne champagne king and then it's like the same thing happens where patrick osborne called me into his office. And i'm like there's no else got. I'm like i can't go off off of this because i'm like oh my god and it was like the exact same thing. I was just as better conversation but we need to stay hot. So we're going to send you to tampa to the spring training complex to keep throwing just in case we need. You gotta be kidding. And i'm like calm my mama. This is going to be terrible. Like i'm just gonna rot away in tampa for a month and then go home and my off season starts later all this stuff and she was like but just in case you do get caught up. You will gladly go tampa. I'm like yeah go. Tampa like four days. But i got called up. So i was like in our conversation. Go fake it was. It was actually kind of weird because kevin and committee that did it and they like huddled around me. And i thought it was trouble. I i'm one of the like i'm very straight. Nara was not doing anything bad. But like oh my god and i was talking to a guy joe sierre our sports science department and he slowly like walks away as priests walk up to me. And i'm like this is a and so he like walks away thinking i'm going to get yelled at and i was laying down rolling out in the gym. And they're like what. Have you done today and i was like i just got here. Starting my warm. It's such a bad startled. What have you done. And i m laying down to. So it was even more like because they're like standing over top of me. Look look without having and research. Just like i said like. I'm just like starting my activation and he said like we flipped his words. Bruce move all going to get activated tonight like wait what he's like. You gotta get gone like you're going to be planning a little bit so like seriously. We show this time. And he gave them both apps pretty good deaths to by both of them said thank you and then it was. It was scrambled. Just like i go. Upstairs to nick. Avocado avocado gets me a plane to go up there and it was like i landed landed at four thirty but it was in a new work with traffic everything. I didn't get to the stadium till six o'clock for six thirty game and they basically said if tanaka doesn't five to pitch count like never picked out of the pen. I don't have a routine. I'm not even able to do my routine. I just got here. I barely said hi to boonen. Larry and i'm like all right. Let's go i remember. It was the first inning. I was in the bullpen playing catch and like feet of open. And i'm like ripping the both trying to get my. I'm going just in case after thorough later on and my mom and everybody's like my mom said she looked on twitter and everybody was freakonomics knock. It was hurt because it was right after the. I think we literally were tweeting. Mike things meanwhile me like making sure that. I'm arm. Because i want to catch for the first time like ripe floor about pitch saw all right. Let's get gone. But i would have loved to pitch that day but i was happy. I didn't and i was kind of happy. That i got acclimated to the big issue would never come out the penn before that every time i come out of the pen. It's been like a schedule many. So it'll it'll be like championship. Clark was going piggyback each other. But i was not going to come in the middle of neck so i don't know what clark pulled with two outs one inning. And they brought james reeves. Finish eating and i had the next. I never had like the panic of like throw many times. You can't get out there. And i'm like wait. I might be doing this right now. And it's like in the big leagues. And i just got here. It's hard to like. it's so like even now we're in spring. Training will come in and like the six or seven whatever. It is fifth inning. Whatever it is and it's like i'm like constantly asking relievers. I'm like my own time right now. Like my too early because then like hockey's like you need to slow your way too early. And i'm always way too early and so then they're like just just sit down for a minute and then i'm like right so it's like it's impossible to gauge. When you if you don't have a set schedule from started earlier one hundred percent so then you finally debut was in texas early right. Describe all that hockey again. I talked to him about it but so there were three times so we started. New york wants tampa. It's texas and there were three times throughout that. That i threw a bullpen is what he said. And would just like larry and say auto you got sixth but king throw bullpen. Because you're gonna start on thursday. And it's tuesday. And i'm like article whatever so i throw my mid mid we bullpen type thing. Shut it down. Done move onto texas same exact thing and it was auto you got the seventh or whatever seven king grove opening and start sunday. Why don't you tell me he starts around. started yet. And he fucks with people he. He's very good at knowing you as a person so like he said he's had in the past because he's been there for a few years he's like i have a kid that is now nervous as hell and like give it to the catcher. Not even like hitting anywhere near the catcher and i was up in pitch. So he's got to try to calm him down make him think that he's not actually going into the game and then he can let him go. That's what he was to do with me. And so autos warming up on the mound. I'm throwing i get ten pitches in and that we have. I think it was first and third with two outs sitting. And i think it was like five two and he says king stop right now if dj a bomb. You're going to go. And i was like all right cool. And he's like do you think you'll be ready in time like ten pitch so far i've been thrown slider yet and i was just like i need like five pitches but if it's bomb one more out to like finish those bitches then i'll go and so i'm like sitting there auto still throwing. He hits a line drive to left. Leftfielder goes to die. It's like in front of goes at dive after it goes by him. Ends up trying to stretch into a triple but he gets thrown out there to run score but now it's over worst-case for you i haven't drawn. I look hockey. And i'm like am i in. He's like a let me go check runs. The phone calls down. He's like yeah. You're in the game. And i'm like like my side is my worst pitch i want. I want to throw that so i rip one like to my bullpen. Catcher behind right handed batter amount. And i remember just sheffield telling me in eighteen. That most nervous he was was not tripping running. Yeah can't so now. I'm like i wasn't thinking about game. I'm like getting my feet us laugh and once i got to the mountain roman comes up. It was like it was a shit show. Roman comes up to me and i've never called you before. What are you throw. And i'm like he's never played catch bullpen too and i'm like oh my god and something. I throw a sinker Changes my best secondary slamming. We'll mix it and he was like all right. sounds good. and i'm telling you my first. Like six pitches were cutters the whole time in my warm ups in the game everything and i come into the dugout all those and he was just like yeah. Didn't you tell me if you're a singer. And i was like i do i swear marriott shit that's able to throw a cut but my philosophy because when i went out seconding it was better but there were still like a few pitch register on track minute as the wind was howling from third base to first base where i was standing there and i could feel like pulling jersey over there. Maybe win was cutting obviously doing fine. But i wasn't as nervous just. Because i felt like i was there for eight days before actually pitched and i understood my routine. I understood the guys. I knew like it wasn't that big a deal. And i don't know it was just like i was playing a game that's awesome. Let's go to debut the we'll probably have this conversation expert training. We'll be like how they might. Kim clarke mentally back in the bronx version. Now we're here now with his going to be a starting outfielder for an opening day he stays healthy police tail mike talking what's going on man there to be here guys. How's it going up. That is there a guy on the team who you're facing live ep. Who you gotta gotta hit here to talk shit to him. Otherwise he's gonna talk shit to me. I assume it's there's one person in mind. You mean how tommy three four straight changeups back alive. No no way. Yeah you go you know ball one ball to to will and i'm like he might throw here. Change up to one change to to. He tried to sneak here by me. Followed off through breaking ball for a ball. It's three two. And i'm like in the back of my head. I'm like in a game. He's a hundred percent thrown the change right here in a live ep. He might throw fastballs. I've talked myself festival. Change comes out. I cap it but you know how the how baseball is now by the time. I'm in to strikes. The third baseman shortstop as a whole and so i hit it probably right where the shortstop wasn't flipped it. Nobody plays there and i walked on the field. And nobody's ever hit or not into that. I know i think it was. Maybe gary hit one or someone. Maybe off montgomery montgomery bally's it was a home run. I remember that was their base for that was follow What what made you like. you know. Obviously hitting a such a guessing game why specifically there are three to like. You said confident in a game. He's thrown a changeup. Why this is the best pitch. Gotcha i mean the The way pitching is not like i agree with. Don't don't lose on your third best pitcher your second best pitch. If you're gonna lose you know lose on your best pitch. Like that's i think. I think most pitchers would answer that and the way the analytics are now more or less. It's throw your best pitch as much as you can. It's tommy's changeup titus slider. it's a fastball to britain singer like that's their best pitch so if you're going to beat me i'm not gonna let you beat me on my second best pitch you know so Just and that's sort of what hitting go up there and you know i'm trying to go up there. I'm trying to get off three as swings. And sometimes the definition of a swing changes based on who you're facing but you know i don't wanna make an out especially early in the count. I wanna make an out take a bad swing. You know so know. I think that's kinda it's may. I mean maybe it's little or nothing but that's the reality of how the game is now because the difficulty level i've ivers to not really going off but you just seem like a smart guy with a lot of opinions so i wanna know. Do you have a conspiracy favourite conspiracy theory. I feel like you might have one conspiracy theory like hundred. You're going to die on Yeah i do wanna get into it. I'm not like i don't know a lot of them. I just kind of like say to like mess with guys like are like the guy. That's no man. Look and it's like. Oh yeah like it did. I was messing with somebody today saying we never landed on the moon because he was talking about. It must be like actually in the moment and he's like what do you mean like us filmed state flags blowing like. There's no gravity. How how is that even possible. I think i broke. His brain broke way. That was what can can't be one of those people talking about. Yeah no so. I think that stuff is kind of interesting. You've got one st you've got you. There's just like that's a good point when they talk about. I don't know sometimes. Like b b in from chicago. The michael jordan's suspension one. Oh play baseball. Like no i believe. Maybe maybe i was. Like if i was if i was mike trout. I wouldn't be like you see me. Hit that golf ball yesterday. Michael join the pga tour. No no stick soldiers so but that stuff that stuff is find talk about sometimes like messes and people whatever but yeah so. I have a theory that the oceans should have walls. You need a big for no one. What the oil says staring at me. Very i should have wall. So we can't won't overflow the soon nominees will never happen all right. Sure thank you. That's all i. That's kelly what walls make sense. Think about we're going through tunnels it's a wall can't get you out of here. I wish you all walk all the health and we look forward to seeing. You know i appreciate it. Guess anytime the stockman now. The set of doctors born on the fourth of july surprised to princeton mike. For what's going on guys. Thanks for good. have back show. This is your third time on the shows. We called you that for like five minutes and then we had you on the old office. We actually had never been in new awfully everywhere but there. But it's good to have you had a wild season last year. Your pick up. What was your favorite moment from last year for you. I mean personally. It's got to be the walk off that. Was you know that literally was what i said in the backyard every day as a kid growing up like you know other than probably at a game seven in there but it was also really cool to be a part of a lot of stuff to be honest with you I thought that was. You know. Three of the highlights. I think his three thousand strikeout Three hundred zero no heat to fifty it was that milestone three thousand strikeout and then his send off with his family. I was like oh man. I got sunglasses crazy emotional travel. The team The postseason or are you down in tampa. Where i was just here. Okay so. I was in new. York does first two games that they played the the twins so awesome to be around the atmosphere. And just kinda get a taste of and then came down here and talk about the corona virus thing. You seem to have no idea on the elevator. We're coming up here. But is there any like any talks in the clubhouse of like getting pens from fans random balls. You don't know who you're shaking hands with these days it's crazy. Yeah yeah it is. I think it's a concern Especially being here. You know the three cases in florida that are here are in this county tonight. Oh shit talk tonight. We my favorite restaurants. The woman works at about eat it like two days ago one which fresh kigen his place i kept hearing about. Go to yeah. It's great. it's a. They have a great Restaurants in town. All of them are great and a worker. There had it. Yeah she just got back from italy. She hadn't been there yet or anything but we'll see what happens with the business over there. During the virus. I roommate just got back from europe knock. No i haven't seen him. You are say murder him. I dispose the body. And we're going work. 'cause we talk talk about it and we told you about it and now that you've heard about this memo we're going to like is going to be a curb your enthusiasm episode. Stop signing well. there's a memo. I swear they told us about the memo paschall sedan case up fast. You know obviously like you said you know. Both my parents are doctors so they went crazy down like a has metsu. Hasn't yet it's crazy. Great people but they were like. Hey just in case you know thing will come out of the bag to the. I was wanted to be at to work. All the stair honored. Don't ask question food since you went to princeton. I had to ask what's your hoagie. Haven order dirty sanchez dirty. The fat lady. Close the mac daddy. Luca never had it cheeseburgers and front mac and cheese bites. Sounds pretty good blink. Once a mutual respect dirty directions game recognize game on the thirty inches. Chicken tenders sanchez cheese mozzarella sticks in this. Like oh so. These are fat sandwich. Yeah okay i know. That's not so realistic. Yeah shit the more of those off to do extra dirty. Just extras extra salt. That's the name. The names great. But mike appreciate coming on wish all the best rest of spring. It's the regular season. We'll see you hopefully in baltimore and hope you guys kick ass this year and bring them number twenty eight. Thanks guys appreciate mike. For the product princeton. We're now joined by yankees legend the voice of the yankees recurring guests on the porch. The legend himself john sterling john. How's it going good This is spring training. We only do about ten game. So we're about as we shoot this or record this we're about halfway through and And then the season and have on behalf of the yankees. It would be a lot better. If judge stanton were healthy and kwang but this ballclub has so much talent they actually could get by without them much easier with them right and so we hope that they'll i don't listen to news. I'm really good about that just tv. Read the newspapers and you guys go on the internet and a lot of people say a lot of things and they don't know anything but we'll see no one knows very much survive last year. How could it be worse than last year. So absolutely the season ended obviously against the astros last year. I've seen twenty seventeen as well. They're pretty much stole the headlines. This offseason aside from garrett. Cole what are your overall thoughts about everything going on with cheating scandal. It's dominated the headlines. Well not there. And i'm not in their doug. I bet i'll tell you this. Think of it this way if you cheated in two thousand seventeen and won the championship and cheated in eighteen and you got knocked out by eventual champion in the al. You trying to tell me you didn't cheat and twenty one thousand nine hundred lee you. I believe that no and we've all seen the video. What about a thousand times out to late and coming home and saying no no historic like this was guilty person and then running into through the dugout into the key. I mean let me ask you a question. And you've seen all these millions of sport events if you in the home run in the bottom of the ninth to win the afc and propelled your team into the world series. Aaron booth that you wouldn't stay on the line. Stay on the field. Y'all everyone in sight. You jump on the dog pile. Yeah you do a million interviews. And he didn't he ran into the club. House league me naked and came back with a different shirt on. Yeah i mean i know. It's circumstantial but baby has heavy circles now. The excuses were so bad to my own shiromani and then this picture of the shirt off. His wife doesn't like what it takes his shirt off and then the tattoo do just that. It's just it's just bad. It's one more thing. I'd mentioned this on the air i think was susan's one hundred. During a game. This year the houston players were not very when they were in interviews. I mean they slide. Well yeah we had a problem. But it won't happen again blah blah okay. I would think the houston players would be blown away not by the media you know. What kinda bummed and an newspaper guys and internet and all but look at the players have spoken out the greatest biggest players in the game. Mike trout never says anything anything. Unless it's the weather that's it. Aaron judge is young carlo. bellenger cody. Bellinger cody bellinger. The the biggest players in the game seen anything like it. Yes and so believe me. Players never knock each other and here. The biggest players in the game came out. So you know houston. They deserve it. They'll be under the scrutiny over here every away game they play. I don't know what it means because they have a very good team. Yeah but i think it's amazing that the the biggest players spoke out that has to tell you something they'll be more motivated the astros. You're it's everyone against. It's tough though in baseball. Yeah and i can see if you playing one basketball football hockey game where it's physical Baseball's not good you pitching how good their pitching. And there's there's game after game. They may say everyone says the right thing. But i don't i don't see other. Give more motivated now. One thing they have if you said to me how will dusty do manager. How will roha stew in new york. And how will Ron reynecke do in boston. They're gonna do great because they have great teams. They can't miss in that way so they'll all be big competitive teams because at talented and talent will allowed in any sport. You had your street. Euro austria streak. Five thousand sixty consecutive games came to a close last year. Obviously at some point just had to. You took the four games off the days and ryan ruko filled in for you. He's been on our show before. How hard was it to end that. Streak and to see ryan takeover and obviously. I'm sure you have a great relationship with ryan. Just what was that all like Well first of all about the streak. It really begin the first game. The hawks played in atlanta in one thousand. Nine hundred. eighty one of my first hawks game. Let's say it was november third. I have no idea when it was. I didn't miss a game for the hawks and braves so the street is really a lot more games. it goes back to eighty one. I didn't miss a game with the hawks and braves in the eighties. And the only two games. I missed for the yankees when my sister passed away and had to bury her and the yankees were in seattle. I think they get a day off and they played three. And i got there after two games. Something like that and so they're saying well that's when the street started my foot and i wasn't. I didn't miss games. I had to as family. A thing is possible. Of course now the good thing nine ever cared about it. I never went ever to the ballpark saying boy. I've added another game to the street. I could not have cared less. Obviously it means nothing. It doesn't bring in any money or whatever and knowing anything i have. That happened yesterday in the ballpark. And whoever we were yesterday and brayden to know we weren't in bradenton. Oh okay and people come up to me and they do it all time. How are you the yankees came up to. How are you g. i did every game. Great i missed. Four happily got the yankees were in the london. Trip killed me right two flights and three days. I couldn't go with the yankees because my trips were graduating high school. So i had to go the next day and get up at four in the morning which i can't do and i did but obviously hurt and i was really sick on the way back and we had monday off and tuesday and wednesday. We played at city field. And so then they were going to tampa and when the yankees go somewhere. They never get a day game day getaway game and they get everywhere at four in the morning and so i thought boy. I don't wanna do that. So that's why. I took the four games off and then it it Dovetailed with the next week was the all star break. So i had eight days off and you know i got better and obviously didn't miss another game for the rest of the year and i don't plan unless it get sick and missing any games this year there so for me. It's a labor of low. I get my tail out. You know the day games hurt. Because i don't get up early your boy. I'm a late. Everything and i would be late. Everything anyway but Now i have an excuse been working nights for about fifty five straight years. Yeah so anyway. I the streak is over meant nothing and now we'll go ahead and someone told me yesterday you'll build another street. Mark told me that build another sure thirty more years. I'll sign up to that john. Thank you so much coming on this recurring guest now second year in a row. Maybe we'll do it again next year and we'll talk about how they had a world series championship number twenty eight. Well we do it again. Next year i'll be very happy. Absolutely aren't johnstone. Thank you welcome in number zero or relief pitcher. The wizard new york yankees out of you know adam. How the hell's quarantine going right now. Oh you know it's going Overall just trying to get into this routine. I feel like we started to Figure it out a little bit less. Today's got two little kids. So that's kind of the majority of the day. Wrangling them and trying to make day a little productive. How many guys. How many times in the last two weeks have you thought to yourself. I have grown virus. Like if you just have your throat or like a cost. Like i got it. Yeah probably like three or four times. easy i mean when i even when i drove back here from tampa During that trip. I was like i was tired. Obviously there's a long drive. I'm thinking i got this thing for sure but I don't know. I've been fine overall. Been five who is like the biggest worry war of the team. That's like like the every single thing they have it like. Tommy is version of that. He thinks i've i've diagnosed myself every single day with this virus just before like my back was slightly. Warmer was laying on the couch. And i was like this is it. It's got me. I i think the team most of the guys Are really worried about it. To be honest. I think a lot of the guys were especially when i was still in tampa. They were mostly saying like this. This virus can't touch me. But i mean obviously that's that's not a good attitude but i think for the most part. The baseball players weren't too worried about it. I don't think personally. They're more worried about their family. I know there was a big decision of whether the stay down there. Some people did go back home obviously of the kids and everything some sure. That was a big deciding factor. There was it that easy decision that you were going to head back while i was gonna say long as we could use the facility and everything would be normal but then you know Cashman ended up talking to us. We had a second meeting in two days in the second meeting. He was kinda like wherever you are like. Just be prepared to fill for the long haul because we don't know what's going to happen with You know travel restrictions or that. And my wife. You know little freaked out up here in new york. So that's when during that meeting. I texted her. And i'm like i'm gonna start driving here in a couple of hours so i was one of the first people to leave a lot of people less but it was kind of a no brainer at that point. If everything would normal and we have worked out and been delayed awhile i would. I would say. let's nra when you're in the bullpen. What is your main thing you do. I i saw that you write in a journal lot when you when you're out there right. I write in my locker. Like i don't really do much of that That's all pre game stuff like i'm doing my I have one page. Where i write like what i'm gonna throw it all the hitters first pitch so that was a game yeah so that. I'm not indecisive when i get out there. I like to just like no. what how. i'm starting every guy off like i do. A lotta research determined that and it's based on a million factors but then the other side is like more reminders to myself. you know. it's corny but like at the end of the day their thoughts. I want to go through my head. Every time when i'm pitching i wanna be consistent with my thoughts if i have from pitching. Well it's usually because of my thoughts so you know just try to write those down. Remember that stuff and then when i hit the bullpen i get out there usually me britain and came to get out there like in the fourth or fifth and then really you know i could be pitching in the six so right then i just start getting warm and ready and kind of you know checking the situation that i that that they might call for me now. Like that's awesome. Because i think you need to know like what you're going to be going out there. I'm just like like gary. Just puts down a curveball. And you're like all right. He knows new. You're going to do that entire day. Yeah i'm i'm a i like dictate everything. 'cause obviously i trust the catcher. Like they have a they have a lot on their plate like game plan with the starter obviously and then a lot of relievers. They have to do the game playing for them to and they're checking their wrist bands and trying to do the math and if i can come in there and just take off their plate and know what i'm throwing and what i wanna do. I feel like that's that's help and also like if i do give it up like at least i did it my way you know and i can live with that a little more than you know having somebody else kind of dictate. Excessive failure guy that made the transition over from colorado to new york with you. Dj who liked you superb. First season how. What was it like watching him. Just tear it up all year long and we have to ask. Is he like a real human being because he comes off. Just like a robot hitting machine in these interviews. But i feel like you know him better than most like a real person beneath that robotics theory of his First of all yeah definitely a real dude. I mean he's he's one of the past. He's just he's just quiet and that's that's his mystique you know mysterious nece and it doesn't say a whole lot an overall he just loves the game he's a gym rat. You know and Like right now. I know this is killing them. You know more than anybody. I think right now like he just can't even understand what to do with himself right now but sloughs just happy for him. I knew how good of a player he was before obviously stepping up a little bit last year even so. But i knew he was a great player. I hope people in spring training like no. You watch this guy like couple couple of weeks in. You're getting your favorite player. And i remember. I was hanging out late one night on the road with gardner and he was like. Hey i freaking love this guy. And i'm like yeah ellen you like. He's a he's a grinder is the man like you're gonna see like he's he's made for this place and sure enough like you know. He followed through. So i was excited for him and first family and everything. We appreciate you coming on. Hopefully we get to see you. A yankee stadium in this year All the best standup good luck with the quarantine. all right. i hope so too. Good thanks we. Should i join here. The yankees number. Four pitcher in the starting rotation right now jordan montgomery jordan. What's going on us here. How's that feel like you're solidified right now into this opening day rotation does that change anything with you. Yeah still going to go out there and try and get more work in work on some stuff and be prepared as can be for for starters. Yeah so you've had this that you know you now. Here spring training fully healthy after you came back last year. What was it like battling back. You get hurt in may of two thousand eighteen. June you find out it's much worse if the senate all time what was your minds like battling back from all that Really kind of had a date in mind and put my head down and took day by day Which is what. I've heard really the only way you can do it so really kind of kept big picture in mind. Grounded was zippy low points during that journey. Roy goddamn this just sucks. Yeah My setback let rip filing good arm. Speed was back and then wouldn't elba. Was my shoulder started. Barking a probably win anything serious but you say anything had to shut down and that through threw me off on what day i could get back so i kind of pushed me back and i didn't have much time to spare by the time i dig it back. Good thing i did So that was probably the worst kind of i was feeling so good and then some so silly happening. I like to use the term shelter barking. Because i've been saying that about my left shoulders been barking and they were giving me shit mean. Nobody should major sponsor says older bark bark. It'd probably jim or some. I slept on a shiny. Maybe i'm not sure but shoulder. Barking is a term. That is the thing you had to come back and rehab. It seems very hard but right. Now i'm going through a bet for myself. I'm not trying to peel day. I said that. I think i've gone through days where i haven't had the p so today i'm going through. I have to pee so bad at this moment. I'm not a hero. Just wanna let you know. I'm probably the same thing and they're just looking at this yellow pour down the drain. Hey look this little slow. It comes back from yesterday. We interviewed john sterling. He went five thousand sixty consecutive games. Call the yankees. I wonder if like i pete every day. It's something you don't think about shit trigger that. Now i'm going to be self. They settlers obviously nickname gumby. And because i've been reference to the car salesman the inflatable guys one. That's usually me. How did you get in college. Started first day in college literally. The first day carolina there's two fifth year seniors casey and logan munson and they thought it was hilarious stuff. Everyone started calling me gumby and could be way worse. I've heard jayme. Oh a few times now calling you that little money. There's a few like that. But gumbi's your favorite or stick with jay mo and monitor the new york ones and then like all my college friends commie. Gumby well jordan. Thank you so much time to come out here. I know we're trading you're busy you're getting your work and all that but There's a real look forward to seeing out there in the rotation you're locked in right now. You're looking good. You're villas up everything's great so we're need you twenty twenty twenty eight and i'm looking forward to. Thanks for coming on no problem. Thanks for having now joined here by a little bit of a white whale we've been chasing for about a year and a half on this podcast one of your fan favorites Relief pitcher number. Forty eight time canley. Tommy how's it going man good man doing great. You know it just hanging out here. Great stuff what has quarantine like been been like for you. How close is your wife. Just just being driven insane by being around so for me. I think it's been great. I mean this is perfect for me. All you gotta do it. Quite video games watch. Tv stay inside. The only time relieve is to go throw outsider. Something that's about it. But yes. I feel like she's ready to just probably choke me by now with all the video games at the plan. What kind of video games do you play. The playing madden lately and i have dabbled into the show a little bit. But i'm pretty. I'm pretty fucking terrible. Yourself in the show i did once. It was pretty cool. I couldn't throw strike. Oh you're easily my favorite. I use you over chapman. Your change up is pretty ahead. -able in show. I don't know if you know that right. Yeah eventually got to a point where. I was literally just started up every time i came fast offered strikes miserable. Well that's like the same as you're doing a live ep. Talking with saying he faced lobby p and he just gets like five change in a from you so fuck over other ones. I caught. I play a lot of cod with brick. We're their and a lot of people. You play zone So we not the war zone. The other one. I think it's blood and money. Now was playing i for some reason. Last night i had a game like twenty four pills going ape shit overnight while call duty player on the team or is there someone that gives you run for your money. Let me see. Currently i would say probably yes Before it used to be a tarp was pretty good tarpley. okay yeah. He was pretty legit but we have one of our like assistant club. He's he's he's fucking nasty. It's gross. i've never seen a player like life. Niolai i think it was of you know who said recently that. You'll just go through a whole bag of gummy worms. Like out in the pen. Oh i yeah. It used to be terrible. I was bad back early shits since two twenty sixteen. I kicked that. I used to eat literally like two pound bag a sour pets is smashing it during the game. I was obsessed. I mean i went today to target like for one of the time to get out of the house. Go get food and stuff and i must have bought. Shed five six bags of sour patch. Kids gummy worms What else tax. Everything i stacked up for like three weeks so i never have to leave the house. You're gonna finish that by the end of the weekend right. You had this crazy red bull coffee thing. Talk about that for a little bit. Yes for a good while man. I was just as i think. I had like a really good outing. After i had like re red bulls in one day. It probably just made me super lock in had no idea so there. I was like. I have to do this every gate next thing you know. I'm doing three every game for like months. Next thing a year goes by next year. I'm up like four. This is probably two thousand sixteen like three or four day than seventeen came and upward six. Just getting insane. Those year i felt i was so locked in a it was outrageous then in eighteen. I kept doing the same thing i was like. Oh i got to do the same thing. it'll work. Nah with right downhill. You bring that over to the yankees. What the fuck are you do that for. I mean i kind of like what the fuck this guy do. Little best you guys before like coming back so like they kind of give a heads up like hey. This guy is pretty fucking nuts. The like it's eventually everybody comes to love it and then just that's how it is you have to do. It works like well. I i always mentioned. I played college. I jerk off once before a game. I went oath right for the doubleheader jerk off against lawn superstition in baseball. It's ridiculous. Well we tried to play off with your mcgrath member that you got a spot with those nami was was wearing burchett. Shoot on by a bird before like game wanted to this year when you guys beat the twins the twins get the astros wearing a short with burchett on it for like two straight weeks. The same thing. Look i was. If you guys won the world series. I was ready to send that to cooperstown. that's amazing. We have to do the same ship. The eagles like if If they if they lose. I won't wear bugging single thing the rest of the week till sunday. Or if they win i won't i won't watch basically anything. I wore the week before. Yeah role but real issue really appreciate you coming on taking the time. This was awesome and we'll see about the season. Thanks guys you guys. We now welcome in starting first baseman for the new york. Yankees number fifty nine voight. Luke gone wrong. Good his tries to any saying Obviously missing ball hopefully get out there soon. Now just trying to stay in the best shape and you know get shit done around the house honestly first time being home since my senior high school. Are you driving your wife insane yet. Or is she like negus. Yeah we yeah. I'll get my video game fixing she'll go read and you know we got split up a little bit granted almost without. You can't eat together the whole time. You gotta have your man. We're pretty good. I got lucky but hey yeah there's still some time already some alone time Our dog's going. What the hell. She's used to stand in new york and a small arena. It back yard run around and so she's a lot of times on your instagram. Feel like they're in quarantine. You're bragging about your grill your grill working all that. What's your favorite thing. The grill steaks. What kind of your strip all day every day but it also makes it a flare or i mean i'll make anything but are strip. How long leave it on will the ones i've been buying from cosco. Dude i've been like by therefore is four or five inches thick doing sometimes. We'll take like eight minutes aside for example medium rare guy all do bloody but got off. Take some sometimes often. It's like. I didn't even cook it on their on. My god damn second forever because usually it's like five minutes assigned with the ones that keep buying her franken forever. But dan they're good. Do you think you're a better grill master or baseball. What a question used the stories like every day cook. Hope because of the baseball. Serve you might. I need help cooking steaks so i might have to burger. King seasoning salt and pepper. You have a special sauce. Yeah crack crack pepper and a lot of pepper and garlic salt tougher to and then obviously obviously covering olive oil as honestly the easiest way to do it in the best way to do it. I don't like people put always marinates and stuff on it. There is a marinade i use. I'll sit. I'll sit in there for like six hours. And then i'll coded when i flip sides that's really good too so it's a saint louis. sauce for steak right. Now i feel like the trend has been with. We talked to canley ought to be no Recently during quarantine their wives are cooking like breakfast and lunch with them. And they're taking over dinner. Is that kind of how it goes for you. I make the same rex. Mourn in my wife will sometimes but i make Five eggs every morning and then we'll usually leftovers for lunch and let's pick up something on the way home I'm gonna ask you just a half acre. just wait no not acres acres. I'm eggs do you have. We can only buy one right now. You can only store all the time five eggs times. Unbelievable i did have been doing it since i was like ten a scramble Depends on the morning. Sometimes if i have like steak leftover all the rest of the state for solve Steak for breakfast. I've been having chocolate chip waffles. That's where like every other day. It's chocolate chip waffles. Or french toast. Is i live with my mom back home. My mom so i'm taking advantage of this shit and did that. I would be three hundred fifty pounds. I have lost one pound during quarantine. How about that. That was eight lebanese nice cream for breakfast and shit. Look at us us walls food. Because i'm living. I'm living in new york city apart without my parents. I mean yogurt for breakfast ping or lunch. Peanut butter and jelly for twenty eight straight days for lunch. Like all women all by now. There's a lot of guys in baseball. That's like a superstition. Eight p. bj's before games really are but you know twenty eighth straight day. I may maybe this'll be my ticket to the league. What's the weirdest superstition you've come across. When i was in. Aa guy wore a diaper for like a week straight as like a slump buster. Yup i love that. Got himself during the game. You'll yeah and he is a very good player in baseball right now to that even more for no he's not on the yankees down. That's at something. I feel like there is a little. Optimism isn't maverick came out today instead. He fully anticipates them playing. I guess that would mean arizona. What are your initial thoughts about abiodun season in arizona adults it. I don't think it'll be arizona. Really yeah i there's been. There's i mean i could say something could be the opposite thing so i feel like up for from really source like six different things so i think the truth part of it is i think once the end of may hits. I think we'll start a spring training again now. And i think it'll be in tampa but i don't know i mean i can't say that. Sure noxitril what happened with it. But i would i. Hopefully we're back down at tampa and hopefully applying by sometime this summer. Do you think it'll be at like anki stadium and stuff in florida or i don't think i don't think it'll be city off our until you just don't know what this thing because we've never experienced before so it just depends on how new york recovers A place in the house right now so you know. And there's just so many people up there so they have to. they have to keep us contain. You know now they said this thing doesn't like warm weather so i would be better to plan warmer states until we get it figured out right. Olsen confident won't be arizona. No i'm not saying it will. I think it'll be all this other states. I might be like grapefruit league in catholic thing oklahoma just like go to your spring training sites time. I'm like if they had the said the season starts in two weeks. How much time does it usually like for you as a hitter to get like like bagging like midseason form almost like when i when i play you. You don't even feel like can played before. I i weakened bad since like wow as i think most guys like between like thirty or forty at bats. And that's really easy to get. It's not really us because everyone is going to be ready to go once it ends just like you said we're includes again. Hit a double running the ball out kinda thing It's just the starting interest man and you know it sucks 'cause i know like capela and cole and The starters are like almost ready for like you know eighty one hundred inches which is kinda which started to go into opening day so I know those guys are saying ready to go. And they're still don't during the throne programs. Stay in touch with that blake so it just depends on you know because they'd have to let us know they can't just. Hey you got shot friday right. They have set heads up for when this is going to happen. You know. obviously we need a spring training again so when and where and hopefully hopefully. It's in two weeks. But i don't know just looking forward to things. Hopefully spring training gets cooked in a month. May see you out there and use a crushing. Baseball's had fun boys always good time. Hopefully yeah hopefully something to watch on. Tv here present so Yeah rally sean could be back in new york right now but just hard times. You know everyone to be safe. Stay in south sudan social distancing get back on the field and You know have some pre got us to watching him until that bushman. This i guess is what we have. Yeah four eighty four scotto mr eighty four. Let's do it. I live when everybody except Voice we welcome in one of the more beloved yankees in in history. I think number thirty. Three swish lists nick swisher. What's going on baby man. Br what an intro. I appreciate that in history broiler. I think it'd be. I mean. I mean you're talking to a bunch of twenty five twenty six year old so for us i mean you. She writes at a die. Let's go raw ready. I don't know who else tops to be honest. Like i mean there's a few guys right now in the running of the currency who might maybe down the road right now. I mean i never heard anybody be like man. I really don't like that. Nick swisher that i mean we were meant to be able to just kind of like to have been there and experienced exactly. What new york's has to offer. It's like i feel like i was one of the lucky ones. Yeah i mean. I don't think anyone has ever taken on new york and embraced it and like kind of turned a career around quite like you did it so like that's like down it's very rare for someone who just really thrive in new york like you did. We saw obviously with c. c. But like your scores on. And you know what i'm saying like they say like you know it takes a special type of person to be able to play in new york and maybe that was just in my dna feel like that was such a good unbelievable relationship that was gained so early within myself in the fans and the overall or bro. I can't even tell you how long i cried when i had to go somewhere else front end of all of it but what we have to be able to spend those four years man to win a world series to experience everything that new york city has to offer. I feel like i was lucky. So another thing. We gotta talk about here that you also mentioned in that place you can. Article is the call you get from. Brian cashman the moment. Trade to the yankees. So you just finished the season with the white sox Go the way you wanted. Obviously more secure hitting a little bit of a low and then all of a sudden check the numbers row check november search for sure. Yeah but you're giving this like the second life. This lifeline by brian asman. What is that phone. Call when you find that you're gonna be one of the greatest things in the world because if you look at it in just the grand scheme of life not even necessarily in sports. It's almost like you put yourself the lowest of lows right. Where whether it's a break up or whether it's something to happen at work you got fired or just overall for me. It felt like people were losing face. What i was able to do and losing faith in my abilities to play the game of baseball which i love and and that hurt a lot and a lot of that falls on yourself because like i tell my guys you see your pretty little face on the front that baseball card. 'cause that's your numbers on the back so at the end of the day man you gotta look at yourself in the mirror and say like hey is this is. This is this who i am and for myself. I guess i was somebody looking out for me man upstairs or something because you go from the worst season i've ever had in my life and now all the sudden you've got the twenty tom. Twenty six time world series champion. New york yankees. They want you to be a part of the organization. I'm like are they talking to me or they got somebody got somebody else man. That's right. I didn't like to eight or something like that right. Miserable played horrible defense overweight or a bad season for myself but that love and that would cash was like hey man we know better than that and for him to put that faith inside. Somebody like me. I'm the type of guy bro. You give me a hug. A run through a brick wall for a issue come. You're yelling at me. You're talking at me. That's s. That's a whole different ballgame right. The way that cash presented it to me and came to me whether he knew what he was doing or not it was creating just an absolute animal on the inside because almost just like broke all that negativity away for me and just let me be me. Because let's be honest. Shaw for somebody personality like walking into the new york yankees locker room pro. It is intimidating. Because you can't be you you you. You're not supposed to be loud. You're supposed to be seen and not hurt so for myself. The love that cash gave me and the love that the organization gave me an opportunity that they gave me. Were so powerful for a guy like me. I was just like oh you don't even know what you created and at and look at what happened right and winning the world series that year i met my wife that year fell in. Love like say like my life just was the greatest. I don't care who who you lives. The greatest live from the planet but for myself from two thousand nine moving forward broth your mid one of the coolest most awesome lives on the planet. Because i know there's a gazillion people out there that would give their left arbitrates. Possibly i know about facts hundred. So you superstitious guy. Yeah look you know you. Just you want to call superstition routines rover shirt. No like i'm still to this day. Man i hit up. Katie brought back left knows and it's almost like if they if they broke and it's working well aware percent. I'll care what it smells like but it looks like his numbers jittery knocks a barrett roll through. But i got a tour from yankee stadium. Once i took dirt from the field and just carry around me the rest of my own row hundred percent man. You know my biggest thing was you always try to put yourself in that right mindset of exactly what side clinton and so for myself when i would always do when i get ready for the day director batting practice. Whatever whatever whatever was hitting from. That day i would put that sock on. I know pumps hitting right here. That day i put everything all on the right side. I at big saw. You know what. I'm saying and vice versa. That's just because i'm i'm a little quirky cutaways of why you did well. That's the only reason why some mail had nothing. What's the weirdest like slump busters superstition thing. You've come across in your career. We've all heard slow bus restores offered about those. I definitely i can honestly say that. I think i've been. I have been part of the greatest slop. Buster ever and that is with the goldenthal hall and i was able to wear that goldenthal and there's not a lot of people that have having honored put that golden song around everything that they have one of those guys home saying that three of the world series man. I got bitch game too. Steve donoghue came to you need this and he was assistant trainer. Tom as any what needs to fuck it. Hits browse what i said this. This is golden dog bagley route. And i'm like oh my gosh. It was almost like that was the moment right. Because it's a real story real thing. Yeah remember right. But i went from one of the worst seasons also game three bronco two for four with a double in a harbor and after the game i wanted to keep it and not give it back row. It's a one time able to wear once up about that. No i you know golden thong. But i don't know people know that that should credit the game three success and at that point in time our put into malibran lose. I mean whenever you want me to put all the garters all ross. Searching for a hit new backward now has really led to four. that's it remember that restored a couple runs. You remember that. I was cruise around the next working lot less weight. Down this nicholas. Was this actually incredible by days change. I'm feeling like this made my entire day. I can't thank you enough for coming on here. Thank you for everything. You dump the yankees where you're going to continue to do as you gotta 'cause i'm i'm better as a person now. My wife outlook has changed. I can't thank you enough. Want me to be on this bro. You know let's do this shit again. This man it's easy talking to ready for real when this is all you gotta do it in person. Let's do it minute. I'll meet a boy. As i have in at continued success for you guys make keep kicking ass brought great man. You send you my swing right. Now i'll check it out dogg. Everybody thanks a lot of them. Aren't we now. welcome in a guest. I don't know when we start the coach. I ever think we'd have on in his field whatnot. We're bringing in garret reisman. He's a former nasa astronaut. He's currently a professor of nautical engineering at. Usc is isn't advisor at spacex. I've this is. We are way out of our territory here but this is what no baseball bring us. And we're excited because we had weta questions about space ago. So what do we do. Bring on a fucking astronaut. So how's it going man. Go great how are you guys doing had. This is the only reason. Why join this podcast for this view. I needed an astronaut ob. So i don't understand shit about the world. I have no idea about space. I'm so excited. I met a lot of assets. It's really no big deal. The first question that really sparked all this with a couple of weeks ago when we run out of things to talk about baseball we bring on random topics. And i noticed a google search that we just have the united states has not been back to the moon since one thousand nine hundred seventy two. Which seems insane that we only made twelve trips up. There was one of you could shuttle a light until why that is actually. It's pretty simple as money. You know the program was really expensive spending. I think they don't land is being this this. I think it was about like ten percent of our federal budget on on these days. We're spending less than one. Half of one percent of our federal budget on nasa nasr's budget is really tiny. We're spending a lot of money on apollo to pull it off back back then and the appetite just wasn't Continued to spend that kind of money on space exploration missions planned and we had more you know on the drawing board to and they got cancelled because of because of the cost about and in basically a lot of it was we just wanted to beat the russians to the moon was a geopolitical thing. We want to kick those guys butts right and when we did. We were like okay. You know we won yay yay team. And and that was that so It just wasn't sustainable. That level of of the cost. That's crazy but something that recently just happened with. You are big. Part of was obviously the launch of spacex dragon which is an awesome name for a launch that type and from what i understand was we were using russian crafts that just go back and forth from some space which is just crazy so now the dragon basically is gonna change all that right yes. That's what's so exciting is that this opens up the possibility from war exploration into space with in a sustainable manner. You know in in much more affordable way just by the design of the vehicle the fact is operated by the private sector is a lot of reasons why this will really drive the cost down which will open up the possibilities to do more with that one. Half of one percent of the budget that nasa has right so so we do more with less. And that's all. I gotta ask questions. I i went to mississippi. And i felt like i was in a different galaxy. You literally went to space. How do you come back to earth. It's like Us go to the store and start making a burger. How you go back to normal life after being in fucking space actually. It's exactly what i did the night. I got home both of my missions and went to a local bar in got a cheeseburger and a beer. It's exactly what you did. And the first mission i was up there for. Yeah you hit it right on the nose man so so the update there for three months and i was only able to really eat about half that cheeseburger. Drink about half the beer. I wasn't feeling all that great after being up space. My second mission. On atlantis. I was up there for about it was about two weeks or so and after that mission i was feeling better. A aide whole cheeseburger. Drink a so when people ask me like what's the difference between a long duration mission and a short duration mission. My answer is half cheeseburger. Have a beer me. So and by the way that second mission when i came back and ate the whole cheeseburger the whole beer. I happen to be wearing joe tories. two thousand world series ring. So maybe maybe the ring was really what that maybe it wasn't the duration at. How'd you get the rank so long story but i I was in vegas. I had a friend hooked me up. And i had a really nice sweet inside one of the big hotels there and I was in the gym working out and there was joe. Tores working out in the bike. Like right next to me and my wife was in there too. And she's like don't bother him tori. I've got. I can't i can't use my era like not say anything. And she's like. Don't bother so i was good and waited until he was like done and he was like wiping off his earbuds. Is i i you know after. Oh mr tori i. i'm a big fan. I talked to him. And it's you know. The space is gonna fly overhead tonight. And if you wanna come up. I got this really great room has got windows. Look right to the north. It's perfect we can see the space station fly by and all. That's great but i. I'm here for the winter meetings. And i got a meeting. I can't i can't be there. I'm like okay but then like about ten minutes before the space station was gonna fly overhead. My phone rings. And this as mr tori okay. Because i'm with my buddies round here on the street. I'm looking in the sky. Where is it like okay. Well look to the north over treasure island. There should become a net direction. And we're in a goes okay. I'm looking and i'm looking and there's nothing okay. There's nothing and in. The time has passed. And i'm like it should be there and it's not there. I got my apple iphone and it says it should be here and it's not unlike nicole kidman all aspects. I hung up on. Joe torry and a called mission control. And i got the flight. There is a guy named royce and rice. Where's the space station. When winter passing over biggest and he goes gets ben. Newsradio passed over a half hour. It's over america. i'm they turn around and you've gotta get it back. I got you a tory standing out there the street and he's freezing took us off and you know you want to see the space station and i'm like we'll call bird. Send up missile. Do something anyway number. Editori get your number. After i talked to him in the gym i gave it to them. I loved tackle. The he was so gracious bad. You guys got so much class. He said is. That's okay just knowing that it was that close was really awesome. That your whole night. Though i couldn't sleep. I was up there like i. Let my idol down. I'd like. I got my i am wide open. My wife is go to sleep. I'm like a gay unless you're tour down with us by that question to shit in space and eating and space like the goes right. Three doesn't just the shit in space and just floating around mel. Yes you have to. You have to be careful about that. I'll tell you one one thing that we a lot of times doing things with kids. And it's a good thing that my crew tonight were all really good with a new button. You know everybody's finding out in the zoom stuff that don't have the skills but my crew had those skills and thank goodness right because when they were talking to these kids in elementary school and north carolina. I don't know where they were there. Somewhere and One of mass lake was the worst thing about being up space. And the and one of the guys in my crew go name was when a new design does us. That's easy shit floats which is true. All right so by the end of new by now. What's the overall laughing killing. Why the astronauts laughing and we had like but anyway. Yeah so so. We tell the rookies. That'd be out there and you see like a brown emon go floating by gobbled up like look for the make. Sure you make sure the on that that that can be a problem. Chill space all day. I would be in space like other. Women gotta be chocolate. Yeah be careful. Be careful we go. We went in and We're down to the ocean in there. go you just go in the ocean because we're down there were about sixty feet or Sixty feet under the surface of the ocean at On the seafloor of destroyed keila right off the coast of key largo and when it's time to go the bathroom you just basically ren habitat is kind of like a summary but it doesn't have like a motor. Propeller stays still on bottom of the ocean is mounted on like a pedestal and and one side of is is opened. The only thing that keeps the water from rushing in and drowning all of us is the fact that you have air pressure inside and keeps me take a cup and and you turn it upside down in the bathtub and you push it down into the water. The air will stay inside. Their right in the water will rush him because the pressure the air keeps it out says like that and so in a corner where the whole is when you inside the habitat. It looks like a pool and if you ever saw the movie the the abyss they had a big moon pool you know. It's kind of like that and so anyway We'd have to go to the bathroom. You just jump into that pool which is really the atlantic ocean not a pool is where the atlantic ocean. And you jump in there and you go underwater and you swim out and then we have another little tiny dome. That's like i don't know maybe like twenty feet away. It's not very far. Maybe less and you just go into water. You swim over there in your pop up in this little tiny. Oh then. you're surrounded this little gazebo. we call the gazebo. Okay and you hold on and then you do what you gotta do. While the bottom half years there's one major problem this right which is that as soon as one of plops into the water to go do. This is like somebody's reading the dinner bell in the fish. Come from like the entire eastern seaboard. It's like and they're like giant. They're all finding generally get the first dibs at that at that tasty morsels. That are coming out. And and so we gotta do you take off your finn right. Pick up one of the films. And he's kinda kinda like lacking through extreme away 'cause other end the worst angel fish because they can get like read up in there you know and it's really bad so you got to actively keep keep keeping them out of there and it's not as much. I like making like half hour. Long nice relaxing shits my bathroom. I would not be cut out for space or the like a stressful experience experiences. Nope not at all. We have a few more minutes. You're left with you Real quick who do you hate. More flat earth troopers or people who don't think we've been to the moon who either those two or are boston. Fans hate those people more. Let's see let's see. I would say the flatter thing is just the the the the people think that the moon was hope. I used to take that as a compliment because we did something so incredible that they're still having a hard time wrapping their head around it. I kind of took that as comp. Flatter thing is like just. Just pull your head out of your ask. This so clearly randomness a moving. I understand having a hard time believing the flat earth thing is i now. You've just do it. Sometimes sitting in bed like i was on the moon. That's just like you literally lunatic fucking insane. I i know it was like people were set. It isn't saying and hopefully hopefully you'll become a common thing and then it will be such a big deal in the future. We re plan to go back there so You know hopefully it will will change but right now it is kind of crazy. I guarantee i appreciate you coming on Where can we find you. A website social media. Get any of that. Oh yes thank you so Garret reisman dot com to ours in two ts and now take everywhere. My youtube channel and everything but also on twitter at astro g dog astro underscore jeep g g and on instagram to. That's incredible tommy's tried to call himself t dog for years. This doesn't work. I might try full full bath dog out as good as moslem out into the ocean. To go said nasa spacex. He's a consultant for for tv shows and movies and now a guest on the shore. Gary everybody thank you for coming on. Appreciate exploded coke. Are we now. Welcome in a yankees legend. The guy we've been wanting together podcast for ever four time world series champion number twenty four tino martinez tino short which what's going on man doing all right. It's kind of hanging in there like everybody else trying to get the tough times but it started a little better for all of us. Yeah what have you up to during quarantine and everything that's been going on. I know it seems like we're kind of getting out of it. Returning to some sort of normalcy. I guess With at least football coming back and all the sports rolling so what have you been doing the pass the time yet. What would it. I we i shut down. I was working. I worked for the yankees spring training and I'm not sure what data was march twelfth. Whatever it was we had a game that day here in tampa and that night they called us and said hey. Don't come tomorrow. we're shutting down for a while. And i thought little while met know a five or six days and then all of a sudden they just you know that everything happened as a opposite possibly happen And then time went on. And and i still work for the yankees now and in the summertime. I go check out our miley guy. The top prospects in in aa late summer and stuff of the yankees new york Once or twice a month but once it shutdown. I've been stuck here at home in tampa and play a little bit of golf here in the air and get out the house. Do that kind of stuff but As of now. I was just so happy like everybody else when when sports started when basketball hockey started in baseball was thrilled as could be. Because i don't watch a lot of stuff on tv so I'm just trying to be safe and see if we can get to see eventually but the thing that has been interesting with covid and the baseball season has been you know. Obviously the strict rule of no fighting. And we've had the joe kelley situation with houston. The laureano thing with houston seems to be a little bit of pattern there chatman with the raise teams kind of disregarding the rules. Whatever but still restraining themselves. I want to you know. There's so much to talk about you. The world series home runs all that but that brawl with the orioles is maybe the number one brawl maybe sports brawl ever and obviously you at the center of attention. There and i don't know if i've ever heard your thoughts in it. But i really just want to get everything you know. Obviously benitez throws at you and there was some history there so i mean i was watching today it is truly something there are about four or five different points where you think it's ending and it just keeps going and getting escalated escalated so just talk about that whole moment and everything that happened with. Yeah well basically down. One run in bob and dating and Bernie williams hit saw tying solo shop ahead of me and game tied so i have to bat thinking you know i'm i'm the go ahead. Run even thinking about getting hit by tits. You know you'd have to go to the go ahead run on base and so i was getting ready for my bat and stuff and almost like we threw it up by back shoulder there. I just i was like he really hit me. I was shocked. I was stunned to begin with like he did on purpose. I mean that was obviously on purpose. But why would he do that. And i just stood there like you know in shock and then all of a sudden the our whole doug i had to recharge the mound and it was chaos after that point and Yeah it seems like you have. We have what three or four four pirates out there. They had no chance of breaking that fight up in the bullpen team. There be swimming punches and just kept escalating and escalating Fortunately it eventually ended because You know the umpires at that point have no control. The coaches have no control. It's just a guy hands so far but It was pretty scary and there at times. yeah i just I wish i did get hit by a pitch at that point. But you know as far as that goes. It was a pretty wild brawls from the from the fan standpoint yeah. Who is the guy team. That like. Just should not have been fucked with was a daryl. I mean i feel like that comes to mind real quick but like graham lloyd to just a huge australia australia nutshell gramley the great guy. I mean they all have their fiery as well. But i mean having darrell in the dugout having team. I mean you have a norm. We've had normal You know basically broth. Throughout the years with daryl and they're just normal pushing shoving and every single time and those things darrow's always applies to somebody. I mean he is scary. He's guy you do not want to mess with at all. He is a strong fearless guy. Who was a great guy. Great t made great friend but that guy is not afraid to fight anyone. Yeah he got crazy sucker punch in that one. That is just that really took things to it was at a ten and went to a twenty real quick with him and the tv was always pan. That what is darrel. gonna do. There's daryl there's the punch we go. Were there any from that perol. Maybe you know didn't make it on video that you remember from inside the scrum that ultimately people didn't really know about no. You're retired that scrum. It's mayhem you're just trying to survive basically. You don't really know what's going on outside of just what's in front of you so we we just see what you guys see at the back on video. And he saw what happened. What happened on the outside of the whole thing so it's just like everybody else we Trying to to defend yourself that you can offer a loose fumble and football probably. Yeah we have guys. We've definitely one guy on this show that would just yell and curse at the team and stay far back lies. Teammates go talk. You know tommy would be what scott brosius did in that. Fight where there's a scramble. And then all of a sudden brochures found himself one on one with benitez and he goes. Oh how i end up in this. I'm more of a general more of a setback point. People you get him. I need to be the mind very. He's a great guy. Of course of course bad spot dot got actually question. It's eating me alive. Do you feel like you messed up by going. By tino dot constantino constantino so unbelievable name you know. I never thought of that You're growing up my grandpa grandpa amos constantinos. All named after him. But i was you know they called me tino my whole grade school high school and all that And it really didn't start until michael caine was. The announcer started calling guys by their full names. Like you know. Donald arthur mattingley. I came along. it was constantino martinez and and My grandfather loved it because he wants all the games he loved it. They called me. That and Just kind of took off there. But yeah i guess it's a pretty cool name. I love having the name and you know my son is constantino junior so It's pretty cool. But i kinda hard to when you're a kid growing up in grade school and they're taking roll call the first school and they get to the ams. I know i'm coming up soon. They're like. I can't say it like i raised my hands. It's me tino okay. Thank you very much shorter. Name the right in school too. So i see it. It's an all time great neck. Yeah and so the bam bam bam early fairly thing there. That's pretty cool. Yeah how old is. Your son is he. Is he playing baseball. he's older he's already out of twenty seven now. Okay i was going to say he's gotta go by constantino if he makes the majors then we got a real problem on our hands Well you know he likes as well. He's we call it. Tda growing up for tina junior but he loves constantino. Okay fair enough Real quick one. More part of that brawl. I wanna get to george steinbrenner. Maybe the just makes me miss him so much hearing him talk after that and he's like they were like how do you feel about the teams like how can you feel. We took it right to them very proud. If you can't win you can't win. Ballgames got to try and win fights and then you know he was just going right up. He was the best but i imagine he had to address the team after the game. Right after like some sort of brought that. George had to talk to you guys. What was that message that he kind of delivered to you all. Y'all think that never happens like he never. He never ever addresses the team ever at all. But but that in that situation there for example When the game was over that night and he rarely rarely come into our locker room after the game. Let's it's You know certain time of year. The trade deadline that he's boxing he comes down once in awhile after a game like that after all the the brawl like that or maybe a another fight or big win. Whatever it was. He'd always come out certain time just like look at you and a head like a little smile which he never does ever except for certain situations. Come down there and like look. You're every every right walk thought so you could tell. He was happy about what had happened. He was thrilled about it but he'd never just address the team like that. No interesting. yeah so we've talked you but you know he loved it one hundred percent. You could see this faith absolutely loved it. Oh yeah i mean and you guys dominated the ball to you know. It wasn't like you know you lost that party and one game not bad. I don't know if you guys have any time. And i have one last thing that some would say is a waste of question but i'm going to say it anyway. It was june two thousand five. You're back on the yankees. You were playing the car nosy. Were in saint louis at a fancy restaurant. I don't remember the name of the restaurant but it was you. Derek jeeter bernie williams sada and tannin sturt all s dinner at a nine year. Old me came up ten years table. And i had an era sling bag a collared shirt and yankee asked for autographs and you guys passed the ball around all signed it very nice and then they sat me at the table right next to you guys. I'm going to assume you have no recollection of that. But i figured i'd throw out there man. I appreciate that she. You know those great moments l. Because we did it so many times where you know when you when you eat. Bands the bands the hotel to the collectors their whatever but then the real fans see you at a restaurant somewhere. You happen to be there. That's what you love about it when they catch you a place that they surprises the and sign autographs for kids like that like yourself. I guess The surprise their face and happy. That's that's all about. I wish he was appreciative. Saw the way a younger to all my eyes were laughing at me. A little probably thought you show to tino. You've been a pleasure. Thank you so much taking the time. And i wish you all the lock obviously still working with the yankees working with the young guys. Take take care of jason domingas. Okay because we're pretty much up is like the godchild here. Have you gotten to see him. In person and jason dominica's person. Oh my guy a man child okay. That's all we need unbelievable. I the first time we bp last year in december when they i signed him. It was like i mean he. He's a big man for seventeen. Houston ball over the centerfield screen. Like i mean crazy. Yeah yeah he's good. He's is unbelievable. I almost don't even believe he is seventeen. But i'm gonna go with it for now. how he he. He he He i don't know either but he looked like you guys seventeen with these twenty. Get that babyfaced like a seventeen year old okay. That's that's fair enough. I tina thank you so much man. I really appreciate it all the best moving forward and and go yankees you guys guys. Thanks art we now welcome. Recurring guests been a couple of years now. The starting left fielder. Gold glove finalist. New york yankees. Clint frazier how's it going. Man good man. How about you not bad. Not bad How's the offseason treating you. You're over on the west coast right now. I think i'm a amount scottsdale right now hanging with my girlfriend. She's got some Some school stuff. But she's gotta finish them. We're heading back to to georgia. But it may going good growth going by fast. I just had my my hidden coast. Guide me when. I wanna start hitting and i was like holy shit. I'm not ready to start back so you have you been. Did you. shut it down completely when the season ended Yeah i mean the second we finished. I didn't pick up a bad. I've been throwing a little bit my in my backyard. But like i'm i've been working out you know in the gym but not not really hitting. I'm just trying to. I'm trying to enjoy the offseason while we can man. It goes by those a lot faster than you want. What have you been doing In the off season just just for fun leisure activity. You got some free time now. What what have you been spending it. i've been spending every dollar on my house currently i. I fully renovated basically my my main floor. All the way down to my base man and it's been a frustrating process but you know Things are coming together good. I mean i've. I've put a lot of time and effort into that. Unfortunately i feel like it's going be done right whenever the offseason finishes so i'll have to Enjoy it in about a year from now. So you're becoming like a real adult like you're growing up like you're renovating like we expected. Like i mean we know you have your. ps five. But you're just building your own house. That's like that's like big adult move right there. Yeah i purchased this house about three years ago and you know it. It's a. It's a really nice officers. The people that live in it for me. We're a little bit of an older couple and there's just some stuff that needs to be to to be renovated and like dr. I've built like an entire shoe room in my basement that lists. It looks pretty sick when i'm done with it. I'll i'll posted on instagram. But i'm gonna try to savor gravy. Yeah you tweeted it. I think a little like you. Maybe like one or two tweets ago whenever it looks ridiculous. I mean your shoe game is uncomfortable. I feel like those are just like that's just should i have like stuck up on the wall right now in boxes like i've bought. It looks like a it. Looks like a shoe store shelves hanging from the wall. Looks and saying about these like my girlfriend makes a of these like figurines collectable stuff that you put on the wall like. They're they're mad. Expensive robot like the room looks really cool and she's been a cool little project for me to to kind of take on offseason rather than just you know trying to buy his file every day. How you failing at buying a ps five. That seems impossible from a man. Like you have to say. I'm on the new york. Yankees have failed it a lot of things as far as trying to buy the stuff for retail mean. I've got one guy that i met last year. I actually wanted a pair of shoes but we weren't like actually allowed to leave in walk around the city rely. I gave this guy and address head of meet me at cvs. I bought a pair of shoes and you know fit into the the rules because we were allowed to go to the grocery store and they stuff that i was getting there and you know. I figured it'd be kind of a. It'd be less sketchy if we met like right inside of a building And this guy's been hooking me up bro. He's got this like online bought he. I don't know how it works bro. But like it buys everything the second that it comes out and he got like twelve food foods and he end up giving me two of them so guy from cvs. I love that people. Do drug deals like kids trying to get alcohol when they're young. You're just like meeting up with a ps five guy to cvs he. He has came in clutch man. He this guy. Just i mean he's been he's been shifting up all i've been buying through him is he is just a random dude. You met online bro. I just like we played a game. And i normally try to like time my social media posts like only after a game that we win so people will like. Leave me alone. You know we lose. I'm not going to tweet out like hey coach. Hippias five smart. Do you stock today. Like on the game three. Stop worrying about so we won. I got a few hits that day. And i tweeted out and this guy was like i've got him and i d m them a lot of like say they have them and i feel like they do it just Try to see if all message. But i scoped this guy's page out like he hatem end up like driving from new jersey all the way all the way out to meet me at cbs and disa- random asks do that so me a pair of shoes for way over retail. But you know. I paid for him and he's he's came in clutch man. He's he's a nice guy ten. He's like guardian angel or something. That's you got to hang on to that guy. I mean you gotta you gotta give them a christmas christmas tip or something you know. Do whatever by the way i ever want to like. Throw some out. i'm in for i mean. I just moved on my mother's house. My fridge doesn't work. it's adult collecting guy. Got like a hundred and eighty hundred ninety. That how i mean how may happen where all those dudes get to uses out of them a year. I'm a. I'm kind of ashamed to say but the collection started last year when i started to do yeah rock pulled like heaven need eighty thousand dollars in the last here so i got us paying the big leagues pro. I'm gonna no no more sending out. We got to keep you motivation. I've got this thing. Where like i've been working out at this jam in so far this offseason. I have not worn the same pair of shoes twice their so. That's trying to wear them all but like brothers. That are that are like. I'm not trying to talk about shoes the whole time. Some that are like in the shura. Like ferrari you know. They're like honda civic. And i'm trying to wear my ferraris at the gym. But sometimes i have and it's just only on like just days so i don't like mess up. I hear that on this podcast. We all got minivans. On pretty much nike cortez's that's what hubs were switching gears. A little bit here. Your your nickname. We still have a nickname for you. And it's insane. I don't i don't were not doing red thunder. We were clear on that a couple years ago and people are still trying to say. It's not we're not doing that. We got anywhere with the nickname. Do they call you. Anything can we. Can we run with something anything bro. I don't ever wanna be called a red thunder again though. That sounds terrible nickname. Like i i. I've made the joke where it's like. Imagine like i go to like a little kid. Some little kid looks at me like that. That's right under. Like i don't ever want you to look at the think that that's what i will. I won't i won't answer that. I'll keep going. Imagine imagine zone up to a girl. Surnames tommy smokes. I mean that's the last that was better than mardi mush. That's my shit. My pants in eighth grade. That might be shit. Myself i would. I would love to have a new nickname. But like i don't think i can. I don't think i can be the one that really pushes that. Or i've seen i've seen like gin jinja ninja. That's not. no that's mall. I just spitballing here. Comb hamma big thomas. I had somebody last year. I thought it was cool. But i'm not gonna go by this. But whenever i was wearing those custom cleats people. Were calling me clear frazier. I thought that was pretty desperately. Nice clean. I gotta run. Run it by the mrs hewitt she thinks and get back to you. See that tampa bay all right. We're going hammer bagging. Let's big shirts. Oh god of your if you give me a shirt that says hammer bag me and comic and take one. He's gotta wear the pancake shirt. I'll wear pancake shirt and we'll we'll hit the clubs. I'm literally getting having making those tomorrow. The black friday. That's off like a little. Tv show pancakes on their black friday. Next week we got a big sale. I think handbags number one number one sale unbelievable you. Clint is awesome. I think. I mean. I don't wanna get the best of you we've had on the strike that was i was thinking that was the most enjoyable thing we've ever done. You're the man. Starring feeler next year can't wait anthony and hammerbeck current cakes much believable. Clint frazier everybody. Thanks thanks now. Welcome in a yankees legend in two thousand twenty number thirty eight one of the best hidden caches. I think we've ever seen From the yankees organization number. Thirty eight kratz eric. What's going on not too much appreciate you guys have me on and Hopefully you said you said is going to go through my career but he also said short. Take your maybe non maybe non Nothing no big news. But i doubt short after my career maybe like snippets lure only planning like three or four hours. We'll get you out Some recent news. You didn't wanna use the word Basically said you're going to stop playing baseball Now what's the reasoning behind this announcement. Was that anything to a cove. It just you just hang up the cleats you trying to get into Like the craziness of like you know. Just want to get out of the union baseball What what was the reasoning behind. Stop playing baseball three reasons a third fourteen year old eleven year old and an eight year old at home that kinda need their that at home and you know it's it's time it's one of those things when you we as a family me to stand before the season that was going to be okay and so i knew before the season i was kind of playing this season apple on the plane the olympics i had you know who doesn't want to be an olympian like it doesn't really matter what sport you like like if it's an olympic sport you're like yeah i would love. The play is only like you wanna be an olympic badminton players. It's possible but that you have. I want to so bad badminton. yeah but anyway. They hit that thing really hard shuttlecock. You can say that on your show could survive so we had that ahead of time and you know who knew that i was gonna hit three hundred for the first time in my career shoot. Who knew i'll get hit about two hundred for the first time in my career. That was not it. Just it made. It made it easier to go out. You know. maybe it'd be done. I had originally said that. I was gonna say i was retiring because of covid but i felt like that was in insincere. That wasn't being pc enough. So i just said you know. I'm not gonna play anymore and people were like all. What does this mean. And what means i quit when you hit two. Oh nine in your career at you have to quit you. Don't get to retire. you're done no more. Hey you had a positive. Were at least two point. Three point three war this year. Three hundred one batting average. I mean nothing the other hang head on if you ever thought about like you might be getting a call. Maybe next year the year it be just a pitcher. Like a knuckleball pitcher. Because i mean you're knuckleball this it plays. It plays better than i think. Some pitchers in baseball in general. So i think you might call thought about that Thought about it. I mean you you guys baseball reference right. You looked at what my career batting average is like like i like. Yeah i definitely have thought about it but even like this year just the big market. I had much better. Yeah right before this year by year. I was trash trash. I ninety two home runs. I gave a homeowner jd martinez who has any homerun any like. I need to face the middle of the order. Guys guys were raking those. Are the guys get out like i. I made denver swing and miss nelson dante dante. Bichette or whatever. His name is bo both teach slot. He hit a pop up. You know that's those are the guys. I i guess i guess my stuff plays better against the better hitters. Look when did you develop the knuckleball. And do you ever have thought like what if what if i spent my career as a knuckleballer is like an ra. Dickey tim wakefield. I thought of what if but i also realized that it's only really inconsistent and think the home runs gonna end up coming and so i think i think i really felt like i had a great knuckleball all up until fourteen when i caught dickey and then i caught his and i was like i kinda like i felt like i felt like i was that guy. Like y- i'm tough. I'm talking to somebody else. Tupper came into the bar. And you're like man. I ended up. I would say nothing an uncle. All that threw it back to him and he caught it and he was like you know held it in the end blocked it out. That's that's when. I up until that point. I thought i had a good knuckleball like college. I thought i had a good knuckleball. I guess you can answer these questions now. Because you're you know you you're no longer playing game but i mean. Have you ever seen like a hitter like dj. And what would you like the yankees. Need to bring it back right. Well we just need to like bring this out there more like where we're tired of. Dj being a free agent. We need him recite with our question. Tonight i just want you to tell looking for me to say yes. I want you to tell us that he's coming back. Because i'm sad and i don't want this to go on anymore. Why can tell you that. I think what smartest for. Dj is to play the slow car. Right yeah yeah for sure. Yeah but i mean as a as a fan base like what are you will. What are you willing to give up for. Did come back side for hunting give up. yeah money. anything l. money kansas city. I'll name the team through him. Anything he wants like literally ownership and five for one hundred million does it. Then i'll do that in a second. But i mean did playing with him like you hear how good of a hitter is and then you just see him in person like is it just like he's just an actual machine obviously calmly machine. But like what is it like playing with a guy like digital. He he is just so he's so lot didn't like he is is the personification of like he wants to play baseball. I wasn't there but they told a story about how he was. He got a day off. And i don't know if it was last year this year. Whatever it was. And i'm sure you've heard the story. But he was sitting there and he was in the hot tub with his hat on and he was just like sit my best twelve thirty in by twelve forty five. He was sitting on the bench probably dip in had on batting gloves sitting on the bench. Like this one o'clock game like like what else this is normally like when i go out to get ready to play like his brain so good. I know it's really cool about dj. Besides the fact that he's the best hitter on the planet and should have been the. Mvp this year. Thank you. That's what i want is yeah is he is like. He's a mute. Say a word. He doesn't say anything and so like my whole goal was to make him smile. My whole goal was to make him smile. But as a fan. Like if you ever meet the man who you'd be like. Hey again sneaky huge. He's a monster monster playing second base. Did you ever get a smile. I dig on the small one. I don't know if he disliked was i would i. Would i would get on the mic and buses balls on the mike on the bus. Oh yeah. clint was. Tell us away. Clint tells us that you get on a bus and you just start. Roasting basically everybody. What were your go-to roast for some of the players that you can share. We're running down the ross. I'd also like. I'm an attack this guy for this insecurity. I'm attacking this guy for this. I'd really love your spot. You're spot on like it's definitely insecurity. Because i feel like if we can bring them all out in the open like all of a sudden now. You're like okay. Maybe maybe people do notice that. I get real clammed up when the media comes around. I mean i'm going through all the things that i can't discuss the my brain. Have you wanna ask me to go to for me. And i'm a big. I contact with me on the bus. Like that's what i'm a roast you. Oh yeah like like. We started like gardy never like garden ever lived in the city. He was always like i season. He's living up in white plains these. He's never living in the city. I'm like you've never even seen a hotel room in the city like Take i think i'd clint. Clint was easy like clint was. That's why i like. Clint brought it up. Yeah it was easy pickens like. He's got red hair. I used to have somebody. I knew the head red hair. I don't know like nobody. Nobody talks about the redhead friends and so clint's like super super easy like with everything he does and he's always he's always like he loved it like he's he's looking and smiling and that was when i got dj. That's when i got to smile. I forget what i said might have been something about like t way like fitting into a slider like they were baggy pants or something like that but like like dj dj thought. Donald finally went out and make fun guarded. He thought that was funny. Like it was like aircrafts. I mean you have given us so much time of your day. Appreciate it man. This is a healthier awesome to watch play. Best of luck moving forward. Hopefully eventually down the road. I think we're going to see you in a coaching or managing role. I could see you get. You're going to get the people people love from what i understand. A lot of people have said. You're the best teammate. People ever had. I've i've i've heard that from a few people so that's pretty good. I you end your career and you hear that pretty solid but eric. I really appreciate you coming on. Best luck in the future. And we'll talk to you soon. Thanks for having me on. We are now joined by recurring guests so happy to have him on the show. The first time that we get twice almost feels like you know make believe world here. But i mean maybe the most beloved yankee from that two thousand and nineteen. Nick swisher. what's going on guys. Do man what's going down. Good good happy to have you back. How has been. I feel like this. Is i mean we we talked. I wanna say may june. Because we didn't know what the hell is gonna late april. We didn't know what the hell is gonna happen with this baseball season. But you working from home you kind of like getting the work from home world that been because i imagine way different than you've done in your life for anything hundred percent. I feel like you know this has been the first year i've been able to kind of really kind of be home everyday basis and some of that hasn't had the ability to do that. Come over. I've been able to be like a dad every single day roles been absolutely fantastic. I'm a silver linings guy. I know this has been crazy. It's affected so many people in the worst of ways but for myself to be able to kind of jump into this new role of do zooms in the whole and like you say work from home at the library. I dig the crab like i. I like hanging out. I feel like. I missed the sporting events and i miss the energy. That stadium brings and brought new york a full year of itching to get back on what this thing to go away so we can get back to normal life again. You had to pick up something new to do. Was there anything like crazy like out of out of your box. You'd never thought you'd ever try that. You did during this. I have two dives away from taking my rescue diver course as like an advanced open water diver. Right is the ultimate. What the what you've been around the way role from a guy that had like the most healthy fear of the ocean to row right. Like i got i got a couple more dives. I'm gonna do right. We've done a couple of shipwrecks like it's been so much fun brussels. I never thought. I would ever do bed corona for that that i started. I started spinning and scratching a little bit bro. Just to kind of give myself something duca. So i picked a few things over this quarantine way so many people that are like. Oh yeah. I picked up reading like i do some yoga in the morning. Nick swisher just a diver the middle. We're not going away from that. What goes into you. Learning how to be a deep like what. What have you done like what be right so you know. Ever since quarantine hit right. I was down here in tampa. Now we've had our second home down here for a while My wife born and raised here and so when everything hit courts hit like los angeles was one of the big places that really got locked down so we were here in tampa florida. Well a lot of my buddies here florida. They're all florida guys right. They're all ocean guys. They're both guys right. There fishing guys. I've never done none of that. So the swish. We're gonna free dive render a free diving like fishing trip out in the gulf. You want to go. And i'm like i was like what i need to get. They they told me all the gear to give amazon umbro. Like of stuff to the korean right and then all of a sudden go out where about one hundred hundred ten miles off the shore right right in the gulf you know it was a great day. We were out there. We were ripping like pulling off a group the old nine and then they were like. Hey guys this. And it's joe brown. I'm looking around like. I don't think there's no land in sight at all right. I'm freaking out or two hundred and fifty feet deep all big. It's going to happen as soon as i hit the water. Jaws is gonna come up to my two buddies they jump in but hey i can't breathe the guy left on the ball joep into next thing you know we're out there hundred ten miles off shore two hundred feet deep in the middle of the glove right now. I'm just like swimming in the middle of trying to go down a little bit and kick myself back upright. Try go back down again. And from there i was like man. This thing is tough broad. My lungs are killing frolic. I'm not an athlete anymore. Rome like i'm doing nothing. I walk in the mornings for exercise right so then i was like man. You know what i should do. I should become a scuba diver. I should definitely not could stay down there longer. We we've done some spearfishing trips which has been amazing right. And so i was thinking to myself. I become a scuba diver out. Have to come up and go back down right. I can just go down. Chill for about thirty five minutes and then come back up to the surface. Okay that's how it started and then from there brought almost became like almost a little form of meditation for me. Because i can't talk to anybody. They can't talk to me and so for me. It really kind of calms me down. And now i've been in the water jute ever since quarantine kinda hit a bit in and out road. Which vase holy what she needs. Craig i was gonna say what's the coolest thing you've seen just in the middle of the ocean at the bottom of the so couple of barge dives and goliath grouper. Alright the paying are massive right and when you see them in the water it's either even bigger than look like little like little. Vw buses down row just like swimming around slow ever run into a couple of sharks but they never came super close but at the end of the day. Man i got my gopro was bro like now underwater photography like i'm like you know go prone all of our journeys in the old nine. It's been awesome as super cool and really excited. Because i really want to start doing down here. Florida they've allowed the battleships out here in the gulf. Yeah those goes to the dive centre. Want to go down on me. And i want to be able to see. That really looks. Take you anywhere you went out for fishing. And now you're just a scuba diving like he's trying to go the bj dr seuss. I've never in a million. Years would have thought that i would myself doing this. And now it's just been not necessarily a way of life but just a fun little thing to you. Know i mean obviously since quarantine is kind happening in a little bit and the virus is still out there. It's a nice way to kind of get out and still feel like you're active and doing stuff rather being cooped up with the household debt to him so you kick twenty twenty in the ass pretty much. Kick the right in the mouth right in the mouth then. Ko bro if being one of the most crazy years because of everything that's happened. But i think. I've learned more about myself this year than any other year. Because when things it taken from you or you know you're put in a tough position what you're gonna do next. You really gotta dig deep and got look inside if you're like what do i really want to do. And so for myself. I've been so blessed so lucky to have these awesome in my life that have given me these opportunities to go scuba diving or take a spirit. Dj's spinning class right literally. I've been kind of like facetime with some of my buddies. They were teaching me. So you know. I'm not bad at all a thing popular repeating thing this year. Were there was some brawls despite like the rules of being like hey no fighting and there was some fighting the as and astros got into a yankees raise all year. Long you yourself have to instance that come to mind. One is with vincent de padilla which is so so that guy and i don't know if you're just going to say it but i mean he is overwhelmingly viewed as just a scumbag and ahead hunter and and you decided that you were just going to spear him on the mound so just talk about that and did expect to pitch the come near your head and how much risk comeback has been sent. David you well at one point. One of my teammates told me be careful man. This eats kids. He's just rohe's long stir squads or like this big leads. You won't get myself. I had had a really good series against texas house in oakland. Bro oaken as were swaggie bro. We were definitely gonna let you know and the whole nine so all of a sudden that sunday day game rolls around and hit a few home runs in a sudden the first pitch comes at me at ninety eight at my ribs and up. Kind of like okay he. He's gonna hit me here. We go right side peaked in the dugout. Right the boys are ready. Second pitch just curl up into a shell a fastball away for a strike and i'm kinda like well that was embarrassing was going to happen in the calcio among the box. He's up on the mount here. We go all right. Great he i guess he must just be pulled. That first pitch i guess. I guess we're gonna hit man. One pitch came in again lou even more of the plate. Now this point of pissed. Because i might be anticipation is killing me. This is gonna hurt like a motherfucker. All poet bro. Like ninety eight anywhere hurts. It just hurts so don't thinking to myself all right here comes one to. I'm either gonna take one of the ribs brown or he's gonna punch me out. I curl up again. He throws up for a ball to to those another ball. Op nuts. three two. And i'm kind of like i don't even know what's happening. I'm so confused right now right. Both benches are up the coliseum. Right in oakland. You know that's like a fifty yard run. Some big easy hits me. And i go. I better be able to protect myself for a little bit until the calories shows up right so the next thing you know three to. He hammers me bro. Right off my ribs. And i lost it. I don't even know what to do. Everything went black. A spasm out first thing. I did when i watched the replay. I read my helmet. Domus thinking to myself all that's okay and as a running towards him on my promise giddy knocked and they'd get about five feet away from it. I'm like holy shit to just tackle him and get him on the ground like try given within head down tackled not with my is up. Eighty i go down. I hit his quad. Felt like i ran into a steal a spin around next thing you know. I'm sitting there holding his legs like this looking up at him and he's just old up and i'm like this is not visit. Charged them out. If you owe me. I thought something cool was going to happen from that. And then we kind of rolled over. We got out of the pile yet. He kinda like. Don't get me kind of slash your open. A little bit of my is but the end of the day. I'll never forget it bro. Because nobody charged the nobody went after the thing and and then from there. I think regardless of whatever you do charge amount. It's always in the back of the pitchers mind. Yeah bro i saw him do it like he may come out here regardless of how tough or not tough. You are if you go at least one time. It's always going to be in the back of everybody's mind. So i guess that was my one moment right know. Just go forward. If i would do it again. I think i like a cross body block or jimmy superfly snuka got you gotta throw the helmet adam. Don't it's cool when it actually. I understand harper harper in. That show didn't hit them. Throw the helmet as a diversion. Imagine how much that would hurt. If you through all my brother wrap on that. Nick always a pleasure. Appreciate coming on Best luck obviously your wife. We'd back noli sweeping season. Two coming out eventually and obviously Algae awareness you guys got going really good thing there me and tommy will will be. We'll be taken upon ourselves because we need to get allergies adverse system mush much super fruits and balance. She's gonna figure out. Whatever but nick no doubt he's going to be working in between it bro. Pitching it out figure out. It looks right. Thank you so much for having me all man. I have a blast every on with guys man a senior guys on the graham. Keep everything going with the podcast. You guys are killing it. Man really appreciate neck talked to wait a minute later. This john sterling you've been listening to short board. Byproduct of barstools boards coming over certainty. What is wrong. Going down the august then does is for the now. You re looking. Dr does this board. Jimmy I was just looking at all of us. Right now and tommy's complaining about everything. Just look at his plane wall. He just say and sound craft in the background. I got a window. Moshe under the blankets couldn't get out of bed for the under the blanket. No because my roommate isn't right we have a kitchen. And that's where my roommate is. Holly blankets for peter chilies cold. Well i don't have. I don't have any pets on out so i got cover myself onto the bike. This is just up. it doesn't matter called the same thing they on tv right now. He's all they're out there boxers on boss.

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Episode 126: Were Off The Rails With Marty Mush

The Short Porch

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Episode 126: Were Off The Rails With Marty Mush

"The palm the three the tired at five is the body of these aaron boone the leader his first yeah but the first portrait roy what's up what's happening. Welcome to another condition of the short porch presented by bottles sports. I'm your host hubs sitting alongside me my coz my compadres. Tommy smokes tomsk belly. What's going on tommy. Hey how are you and we're also joined by. Our favorites mohawk trash bag monte mush. What's going on. What's up you. Ask is how we doing baby. I love have martin. It's been a little while. I know i've been waiting. I'm very excited to be back on you wearing your marcus stroman gers. You know what you didn't have to stop. I just don't like it. I mean he's listening not wearing a mets jersey. No you're not correct player there trashing rivals. We dislike them so if your friend is is a good player m._l._b. And you never yesterday he was tough want darab yeah. He's a good guy great guy. Just i didn't have avenue struggling with a minute late. I know it was tough eleven runs. We're talking about his friend pitch for the rangers yesterday against trout to destroy. Why can i not hear you. I don't know your mic not prop. Are you not talk again. You can you hear me. I'm not hearing them all right now. You're better headphones over here to put on so but you're not talking to the microphone and your your flashlights on your phone what's flashlights. I got a new phone so he's trolling but yeah. This kid is <hes>. He wants my high school. He <hes> was we're both on j._v. I was number one pitcher. He was number two. I got he got cut from varsity and i was still to this guy and then he got runs. Whatever we got cut went to like <hes> saint john's high school and then he just absolutely the screw up through ninety five from the left and then got her after that is growth growth spurt or something literally in the year got didn't go to college his name joe palumbo. He's he's at three starts now and he's like sky kind of levity. Array trout took him deep like instantaneous. He's pitched a trout. I'm fucking sitting here so it's like you know who's clues one rocking to get away from the point you wearing the stroman jersey. You're gonna mets game tonight. I'm going to the game is pitching. He's pitching tonight sitting with my brother his manager to his harris harris the boys and he's sneaking there. I don't know how he's from all aloe. He's from long island. He's from patrick from hilversum ship yet it's gonna be. I don't know why can't wear it's duke duke favorite college. I guess i don't know i just don't if i was wearing a metro. Are you gonna be rooting for the mets tonight. No i'm rooting for the under okay but it's not who wins the game like if the best case scenarios strobe control goes. I don't want the indians do a well. I'll indians who cares your best. Case is throw throw seven innings of thirteen strike up all one head or whatever and then the bullpen loses the game yeah no. I'll leave after he gets out. I don't even give fuck just want to see him. Pay my own son was on the math. I think i root against show often unlike the opposite team jersey but i hope you fucking rack today and what happened to alonzo came in here is like you know what like tommy. I love your content. I followed every day. How would you feel but i would say thank you peter. I hope you'll lose and i think you have a hair on your show. On joe kelley came the old office. Frankie literally shook his hand and i would never ever do that. I would talk to the guy at the time of day. That's also very but if you came up to you and said like hubs go i would say gulf. Here's like i love. I love your stuff affleck's. Every i don't think you have a hair on your ass either. I would like him as a person but i would still be against them. I wouldn't be like villainous to and be like. I hope hope you die but i'd be like. I hope you lose thirty five to nothing tonight and your game. It's fucking granted. I i have a different hatred towards the mets. I consider them. That's just not even people like to care about or as the red sox legitimate hey. That's what i'm saying. That's why i never understood him if they're winning and everyone saying going to the world series last night but that's good though but we want them to be happy so he's a crush. They're happy i want them to always be. We'd love to kevin the world series. That would be a slap them in the world series illegally. I don't want to take a dream. <hes> as we walked in here nick castanos from the cubs had this thing about opening day and how he says every single day is opening de and we played the clip will play right now. I mean and it just what's the last name again kosta channels. I think that's raw lardy correcting you do. Are you doing to with those two castalanos. How do you say kessels at no. I mean it's definitely my runs the first let's go <hes> no. It's definitely a cost alana's. That's wrong. I i was always in custody auto. That sounds right. Oh just not pronouncing esa the that could be it but it's but the el-zor zor like solitaire silent. Nothing should be silent but yes as a fucking crazy. I mean we have to play it again. Allowed like just the i gotta hear us again. Why is today today not opening day. It's adult prove to me that it's not record record will that will that's only if you believe your record. You know it's the mentality like <hes> if what has happens a memory and what's going to happen as thought you're taking yourself out of right now so in that case every opening day let i like that. It's break it down. What's the first time break it down if what has happened to memory through which is a memory i'm border. Thanks from the past are memory. Okay onboard that good and what's going to happen as a thought. That's where you start to lose. No that's true because when you you can have thoughts about the past and the price is now but i don't really think about. I think about what i'm gonna do that day. That's the future right. Now is just a thought okay. I kind of get that now now. Here's what we the train just go off off the tracks six of the bobby ocean. You're taking yourself out of right now. No i mean if we're following that you know people spend time thinking about the passed or you know reminiscent on the past thinking about the future then you're not focused on the present. How does that relate to everyday's opening that that that has you shouldn't worry about the the schedule ahead or the game before everyday's a new game near zero zero but yet when you are hunting in a like i think i've i think i'm counting on customer so he's right roots thinking right now ever you're not you're not in the present. You're thinking about site. He's thinking about tomorrow's game or yesterday's game. You just thinking about today's game. It's opening day. There's zero. It's not open that you have a record and his mom trying to be like socrates. Every every day. Just treats like i don't like the mardi understood the quote and he's like completely on this. I think all the time because like the like how we're in the solar system right now like that's insane whereas in space all we're not wanting their damian. The frankie talked about death for like forty five minutes and how like what happens after you die ridiculous conversation on the i mean how let's go the yankees the yankees podcast death is crazy. See what i say. In the last short porch was added west coast and a lot of things when something about aaron judge yes judge gonna wake the fuck up on the west coast because we did last night four hundred sixty seven foot balm to left field. He owned run. It's amazing that this is like a story but it is the guy it hasn't pulled a home run all year until until tuesday night did sane hit. A fucking bomb does like a two thousand seventeen homerun a judge in harare. He hasn't had a judge in run really all year. It's like i don't give a fuck about an august twentieth. Loss shadow have birthday my sister but it was august twenty. It's like i know like three birthdays my sister's mine and my mum's sofa line now. No i couldn't january no my dad's tomorrow. Thank thank you for my go but i also i also just don't like watching these west coast games. There's like a fog the game since oakland ashore drum from the drama lennon the fucking bullpen on the field. I hate that how do you auditioned for the b that ballboy that ballboy last night was like five eight and never never six five pitcher on the mound if he's going to get drilled every time what which is what the bullpen is on the field. I hate eight that yeah. This is terrible right so that ballboy last night was like five eight yeah. How did he get that job. That's like the most important job on that field. I'm sure like the bullpen knows the owner. Bullpen guys like six five. There's no chance he's protecting. Oh yeah. Oh i'm the pitcher i feel terrible. I also is. I was talking about this report late. Last night. I would hate as a pitcher to warm up in that type of bullpen like i would just be thrown like less miles. An hour destroyed tried like not overthrowing. There'd be nothing worse than overthrowing in like stopping the game. Go how whitfield hate that shit that was like in high school i would. I mean obviously in high school. You don't have real bullpens pins but i would. I just i could never wrap my brain around. It and it's just crazy. It's still on the field like get it off. The field has been more of an injury with al. We always talk about fans getting hitting the stands with flying driving. There hasn't been more serious injury of like someone in the bullpen judge judge homers one hundred sixty miles an hour that goes down feline like fucking five eight guys not starve a settlement anymore. Isn't it crazy that we just took out the hill and the flag in <hes> astros field that seven years it was just a hill branly. You've just go off hill. There's there's a flag that you fucking flyer or something like that. I love that though yeah and saying <hes> <hes> but judge though i think he's coming out of it. She'll get multi hit games the last two games including cleveland and then it's the he didn't have the best game leading up to that home run i think he ended up one for four and a couple of strikeouts but he looked better that home run like i'm also glad like they lost who gives a shit about august twentieth. Yeah yeah i mean i don't we say that every time they lose but it's like i wanna get in the habit of like every time they lose being like who care no. Let's the first of the west coast trip and with would you would they'd lost sunday to it was like who cares. It's like you can't get into too much of a habit of who cares like every time but if you told me hey judge is gonna hit this home run and you're gonna lose. Slay you okay with that trade off. I'm okay with trade off. Let's get judge going also happy the digi lemay who made out to end the game judge on deck so judge and go to sleep with that homerun instead of like ground the out or whatever and the game. I loved that he went to sleep off that home run. I don't know i i the thing is like we're doing so well right. Now that we haven't really he cared about judge doing bad so i'm okay with him. Charlie get back to it but with these people on the bench. I'm so scared when the ducey last night too graphic everyone coming back catalysis stanton yeah why scared what are we going to do. Why would he gonna do. It's dan when he comes back well. It should be september first so won't won't like it'll be easier to juggle the roster but not getting. It's not a full call remember. They changed this year. I think you're only allowed twenty eight now on the roster in your carry more and only activate twenty no well. Where would he was. I mean we can carry you could carry more people with you when you travel but you can only only activate the certain amount per day. Maybe maybe forty man roster we activate. It's forty got right right and like the dugout to be crazy crazy limited. I think starting this year and the next year to they it's only twenty guys <hes> i mean it's still like that should be enough where you can have a few extra people people but i don't know i mean stands. He just started running yesterday so i don't know how far along he is. He's doing this. There's a d._m. Where we're going to try and breakdowns what's going. It's a it's a classic marmer steam later for the show but it's about anti gravity machine but i i don't know what does it like thirty thirty games or something like something like that yeah like we have it so well. I couldn't believe that i would say like what talk me and everybody else so that might like stanton but you can't do anything with them but what a stanton is a different guy what if you get on the m._v._p. Stan and you have your. I understand how good that guy is is when he's like right and knowing really never seen it. We've never seen it before like we don't even know the capabilities of that man yankee stadium when he's like complete lockton and we still you have have to try it out with if he's healthy. You're also paying extra pay him thirty million dollars again. I'm not saying that talking to him. Saying that's what you don't know what to do about at the playoff roster is obviously like i don't i we were breaking it out of. Everyone's healthy like it's going to be one of talk. Mentor mabon can't be both of them. No with consuming garnered partner definitely gonna make swimming gardeners. They're granted. I mean assuming everyone's healthy for the puck and blouses crapshoot point but it does seem like severino is going to be there does seem like delon is in a good spot where he should be back. Lucas hitting home runs and b._p. Again he's. I think he's doing rehab thursday friday and the wind probably be back yeah edwin. It seems like he'll be back. Edwin makes everything a little confusing to yes. Shock defeat make the playoff roster really if you avoid healthy and giancarlo and you know let's say hicks i wanna be i mean i think he probably will but it wouldn't totally surprised me if he didn't think he'd definitely does think that. The minimum is a bench exactly. He's a perfect imagine. He's your guy the eighth inning or something bad. I'm just saying when spots before i want to be shocked. I'll just say that if everyone's healthy and it gets crowded. I wouldn't be complete. I don't think he has a starting role in the playoffs. Now definitely not as i think the role i think the plan will be lemay hewitt first voix de ages. Che's <hes> that also keeps. Whatever you know this hernia whatever like let's avoid you less just hitting hitting lamaze carlo in las right hickson center the judge and right hicks. I'm not sure he comes. He's back. I got your. I got a bad feeling about hicks. I don't know if we see hicks ago. What i he's not throwing for another two weeks and then after that they've gotta see if he's healed. Whatever there's a lot of question mark much time left right. That's what i'm saying is like you. He's gonna finding few rehab games whatnot to get himself right. I don't know if there's enough time for. I don't know i got a weird feeling about hicks. I think everyone's assuming hicks can be back. I don't know about that but yes. I mean i had down here. We're going to predict a playoff ross right. I guess we kinda just did that. Yeah i mean it's also yeah. It's tough to do without knowing for sure who's going to be. I i think we will be back in like two to four inning. Roll like a super bullpen guy like where chattering starts the game and then you get seven for two three innings going to the bullpen. That's awesome. I think down will be back. You think that's how they would do it. Yeah you think they'd start him. I think they'd startled. It probably depends on what he he gives you. In september. I mean someone came in those. The door didn't reclose it. I mean whoever that was and it's just cracked like yeah. What do you if you and you didn't close of either hubs. It's gotta be yeah well. What are you doing just close it. You had the lead it. I don't know keep doing it. They stay there. It's not easy to do but the other person made no effort whoever it was came to stay by the door we'll talk. Didn't you also didn't close. It's not work it. I could clone you try. I mean there's no how much time you're the timing wasn't nobody's ever been out fulltime. Usually the first time you've alfredsson money in your lifetime is working out now so well. I don't wanna talk about it. I think you're i think you're not hurt. I've said that right away. I'll to your pieces hsieh the strain something that was definitely because when you get out of bed you know how bad that would hurt. I pulled something my back. My back was bothering over the weekend miles in florida art. I assumed i was like all right. I'm going to different bed may slept on weird. Monday was fine. I go to the gym doing some bicep presses on the machine is my second set towards the end. I'm like oh when i got a pain in my upper back and i didn't wanna push. It was going to go home once c._v._s. Bought a heating pad put down on used on my my roommate's foam roller. I don't think i use correctly. You've probably heard it and then yeah i've been i've been heating and it feels okay right now. It's i'm not saying it's like a serious bowl but i'm gonna give myself a couple of days and so today's threes one day tomorrow. Get back at trying to try to get the fuck outta. Jim is just like you're looking at. How about that. Burn like you're like yours. I don't wanna talk today buckingham. I don't want to talk to people there. Everyone just be there. Do your own business. I don't get judged from my form and the guy who has your fault the whole time you taking self videos and you're sending it to like girls or something spot. When i i went i was i i went. I was taking more stores now. I'm just going there to <hes> was going there to better myself and you know the fact that i'm not able to be there. It sucked it's like i feel like my life is empty without him being in it <hes> so i can't wait to get back out and you know the worst human being being on the planet all right helps whatever you say if you didn't have you may i would still wouldn't that i yeah all right which if he didn't have twitter discrim i have not posted about it every time we're going to the gym like four times a week and i posted about it a lot when i started and then when i had the injury inbetween in post about baptist why did say when p._m._t. Started doing vaping as a bit and then they got like addicted to it now like you did this as a bit and now you just like oh like yeah but that's way better to get addicted into working out the clue. Not you got hurt. I don't stretch before which is an issue. I gotta start stretching before you have to stretch. I get right into it. I just wanna talk and lift dude book and hate you votes. I maintain that. I think it would be funny if i was ironically wrecked now. He's sitting sitting in a chair you really it's like stretching it out like i know i gotta work. Pasta is a big part of back. You'll never be ripped. I know we have all three three have the bodies of just it's the same forever and good spot. I don't know i'm great and never have to work out. I just won't be you that someone someone who doesn't want to better themselves making excuse don't want to better myself but you could not a great spot my life you could. I don't know caps could natural cavs always always got those. There's no chance you can yes who cares if working by new biceps yeah. That's it's shitty cap going to hurt my back pretty shit shit. That's skinniest cab. That's wrong. Corrobos cast one time for me back to the show where the hell we just went last ten minutes. Maybe did tweet go into the west. Coast west coast games mean means. We stay late in the east. We start late on the east coast means. No one will be up. Means won't be on twitter means. No posting twitter clout means. I got wait till the morning to get that sorta clouds spongebob automob- sitting with coffee alone restaurant so eventually i literally don't know what sleep is anymore and he responded. Don't think you're off the hook. My guy saw that video of the team pick you wrong for that referring to our short porch breakdown of of the team what the hell do care maimon yeah i the only thing we had said as i said he looked. It's like a seven-year-old wearing his dad's sunglasses but that wasn't in the video. That part was in the video cameras one the lepas definitely listen to it near like oh. Oh camera look what they said about if i just played it the whole episode on like the team plant yeah right after they took the picture. We broke down the no that's. That's definitely a thing to say but he knew he was doing. It was funny like he knew funny. Yeah want him being on this rosser because he's a good guy clubhouse allows everyone's like come on the pockets of the pocket. They mean that's happening in the works. <hes> but love is what the saliou. I like the little tease there but we haven't been no harm. I thought originally it was like what we said about stanton or tile away we or something like that but we didn't say anything but camera me ben and nothing even that we said about giancarlo her weight is that a line carlo hasn't done anything admit amagai group project project wasn't done yet. Tyler also probably pretty surprised he's just like curate now on the west coast trip to christ. Here's a friend of ours. I know it's a great guy and he's a friend of a friend. He's a great guy to go out that just sat. He's just always there every time it's like september roll the half. Have it's awesome. All you have to do is run from when someone else gets on. I got a great job in the world. I could do that. That's better than a backup quarterback. Yeah probably close more action and you're hearing he did the job. You'd have to run it out there. That tells you where to go. Yes people might forget that someone else got on. We'll just see you on base <hes> right before we go. D._m.'s do wanna talk to. It's every three time would do this. Show this show on wednesday or thursday external lunchtime. I am so hungry. It is so unfair to this address but below bells. They've been a fixture in stadium since it was built in two thousand nine. I am so hungry. Reading the word low bells it is infuriating back again. This year rated number one in the official yankee stadium dining god with the famous u._s._d._a. Prime steak sandwich as well as our new classic meatloaf burger u._s._d._a. Prime burger hickory molasses glee glazed grilled chicken sandwich and epochs potato fries mush. What's your favor there do when we went there. 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I'm just getting out of salad. It's like man and much rather have fulfills trevor rosenthal. You guys remember this guy when he was lighting the world on fire. I remember all of nate's blogs being because you're a is impossibly getting higher every time he takes them out for a while. Actually we'll track yeah so his first four appearances this year. He didn't get now his era. After four games. After april seventh was infinity. I love it. He had given up seven runs in just four. Four appearances didn't get one out and that's impossible. That's greiner. He still thinks he can play after that so the mental capacity to not get now and still come back could feel finally after april april tenth he finished his ear was seventy two after april tenth and now he's got it down the thirteen fifty all i see's improvement here. Exactly the guy went to detroit. He actually chilly his month of july and detroit is ray was to five seven. That's real good and then august wasn't great august august was was twenty to fifty but <hes> so what is this season are thirteen fifty september so if every other month i mean he might be in the playoffs again. We want him in october but september might be able to be us out of penn as a minor league deal who got scranton. Maybe tommy phelps and work them so probably make them know god right at every time. Redo all that anyone who was good once. I'm always convinced can be good again. Trevor ozal used to be a good dude. He was either he. I mean he still does gas. I don't know why he's not effective for four years in saint louis he will. He had fucking fucking two six six e._r._a. And he struck out legitimately everybody he three hundred strikeouts in two hundred thirty seven. That's fantastic tastic. He was an absolute force p._m._t. Did a thing today. It was <hes> people you thought would just be better. Athletes thought i mean rosenthal is kind of on the athol rosenthal was gonna break marietta's record at one point. He was distracting everybody p._m._t. Ties k. in there. It was like that guy you thought was going to be so good. Gyro verse start yeah royals or something and he was just dominant. I mean that's stupid. Ass balls like forty seven miles. Now hype of the giro was like no other. You thought it was a magic yeah like this shit unhittable then eventually what what an opinions split very version of a screwball just now but the people that are figuring it out on the cubs he was terrible. The yankees are two games up on the astros right. Yeah get how we feel about that a little skit. I mean they need to finish at least one game better because the astros have the tiebreaker. That's what i'm saying. I mean they need. They neil zeal. We saw it in two thousand seventeen inky that some points look. They look almost unbeatable. Sometimes in the playoffs like at home that play socks. I mean it's gonna be a tough tough a tough challenge with all those with their starters again. Nikki's can't win in houston so the kind of like need like that's why oy when we say like oh in august pairs but like every game does matt. Some people think a sky is falling. I'm last night. People were like oh can't pitch to mingle in the playoffs. Okay awesome like you'd like to them at home. Ideally his splits are pretty crazy home wrote. His rodeo is almost six. Home is like two something so and that's a good sample size size. He needed pitch him. You gotta be your game. Guy probably zero you almost your game once though yeah okay not apple not a not bullpen now not like the savvy game when we do that three. Maybe it would be heavy at home. You need tanaka. I talk to and then you could do the bullpen game game three following an off day. Our pitchers are so bad so bad every time they go out ajay fucking remarkable the best record in baseball. I know what happened to paxton. Come on campus the first day. Have you been doing that by the way i see you do that. Every time it's legitimate the only free money i know every time and he's like usually fine after his last already fucked up in the fifth but usually like two through six lights out. I just has no idea how to pitch. We almost have to do like a witch doctor or hypnotize him be like no no. No you already through the first thing like it's okay what school were scoreboards wrong. Just go out there. I mean like that's the only way to do it and the last thing for d._m. Sonny gray such an astle does lights out he doesn't he he hasn't yet. We knew this was going to happen. I know but it's actually happening. I mean woody of twenty three scoreless innings. It was broken up yesterday by a little bit and he pitched great. What a lot to the only thing that makes me know. Is i mean he was never going to work with the yankees but i almost just wish we got more for them because we have been able to tell their teams like look. He's gonna be unbelievable. The owners era in august is in four starts its point three eight jesus fucking dick wad and in those games strikeouts seven seven ten ten so that's the thing about him though that's why he's doing so. I didn't really know that much like i knew he was doing the streak going on since it cincinnati does no one no one's paying attention and that's why he went out in the running. That's like grateful midget. We'll say these starts in atlanta. The cops the cardinals and the padres meaning no slouches dick and he has a great run support he you know it's like if a kunia homers or whatever a cuneo homers and if he doesn't know what support sports stupid all right t._j. Let's let's cook with some d._m._z. Forego d._m.'s guy is real. Quick by indochino. 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I think several number one for shah. Let's say severino one matanzas to just to help the bullpen a little bit because michael vick so we're all i forgot about luke. I'll look to the. I'm gonna go look to look to. I mean like i love forty but the numbers are just like the improvement we get at first base with look almost be tempted to lugano severino instill pitching the baby's cargo severino be with several luke to delon region region carlo four edwin five. I'm missing picks. We're actually i'll put hicks five edwin six what were you. I'm gonna switch hickson edwin five and six resi. I mean i it has to be sitting right now. I put hicks above that one for sure. Ed wiggins the bob avenue to very bottom yeah. Joe mcconnell for hicks is upsetting me. I don't know why just because he did so well like last year and he's been hurt and really consistent is seven years. Yeah only only ten million yeah but still savvier still pay. It's a lot of us hottest year. I also got the next one is from joe panic forty four he says is it okay for me to be okay with the yankees losing to oakland. Obviously i want the yankees to win in every game. The more oakland wins the less likely the red sox make the playoffs and i really hate the red sox so he's taken it from the other side not like we're trying to be houston. He just wants the red sox berry. Basically he wants oakland to take over but i also don't want to face oklahoma plath because heat playing at that fucking saying yes and dallas. I wanna deal with dallas that i may not be them last year but that the i think they're seven and fifteen there since twenty thirteen worse record any part l. park at least they don't win there. It's a very it's a very annoying place the point lead and dark and you don't wanna play them in the playoffs that travel like going to boston fucked and we beat the fuck at boston right. I mean at this point. I think i mean whoever you play in. Ail is going to be tough greenwich nice. We'll have home field but i think i think minnesota yeah me too really scared of any of their pitchers tampa bay to i honestly don't i need to be tampa bay lot this year. No there's the threat of loss mellon glassman. They'll still come back and glass now still same thing right but i know that the threat of them looming but i still the razor twins i'd like to play one of those two yea indians and as being the they don't wanna go to tough environments and and honestly like the playoffs like you never know what those teams. It's just don't we wanna win. Don't it's not okay right well. <hes> this one is from jim bradley. He says which yankee pastor president is low key sick of all the shit hubs and tommy upset upset about them and is most likely plotting to kill them. Kobe ellsbury couches. No i mean greg bird could an option but he's still five thousand chances. He's chilling <music> jonathan holder holder holder holder alderwood probably he sucks seems like a cool duly probably gets. He's probably got a lot of talk. He's like boys will literally his last name's only reasons there because he could hold petric sick you think if it was like jonathan smith he'd be cut guy older and he's in a hold of the lead guy reasons. They're not bad mm-hmm. Yeah holders there. I don't think sesa 'cause we occasionally will get get on his side. But did you hear that thing with the guy. Gotta believe pod. K._f._c. wants to play. I guess i just want to be able to sit on them. It's an interesting strategy. I mean terrible strategy more players players on your show like you but i guess i mean i think bird is never like that's different like k._f._c. is his brand is more of a heater and he's realistic rightfully pessimistically realistic with the metric nationally k._f._c. like we were like in the in the wilpon box like never gonna he's never going to be like chilling with the team you know an hour later on his podcast ripped destroyed so i get it from his perspective because he's like the voice of the angry fan whereas we're realistic but well so stay positive and trying to maintain a relationship and they're also good all right then money and we go trade grade for people. We'd do the things that he wishes. The mets did so yeah yeah. It's a little different well what else i don't know if anybody would plan to kill you but i think that keenly if he ever comes near might be planning to tackle you or kill me right after the last week he might have been the guy that like founded by that video because like you call them a little like like like us having a ten year we've been moody with <hes> gardy could yeah and we know he has a bit of a temper. I've never he'd kill frank frankie immediately. I always thought if we ever brought gardner in the office would we'd show tell frankie you have to yeah. I think it'd be funny that br like he did with franken was sean. Just have a frankie brett gardner. It'd be really funny. He had no idea and we just have it'd be so often garnered tickets so seriously like why don't you like like i could. It was one headbutts from gardner. It'd be all over the next one is from mattie light underscore one. He said over under one. Oh six point five wins this season. <hes> yankees are eighty three and forty four. They'd have to go twenty three and twelve to get to one. Oh six really want that one. Oh eight or one oh nine to amac the red sox last year but i'm gonna say under because there's not going to be a ton of cases. Let's go through the schedule. Quick sizes west. Coast is <hes> oakland and <hes> l._a. This weekend's asked me awesome series <hes> than seattle for three then they're back home home against oakland for three home against texas for three then in boston for four in detroit for three in tirana for three then the angels at home bluejays at home and then they finish on the road raise rangers this west coast. It's like they're probably split with the as do really well against blowdrying series canseco these while all right. They're gonna one thanks to cut big. They're going to do very well against swept by the mariners like that's how the show off off the dodgers. Yeah the bright lights marriages trash and then there's gonna fuck it out okay. Do you think they get to one was was it one zero six and a half minutes six and i think it's gonna be under which is like okay. One of force pretty good hundred bet they'll be better than last year. Sean is preseason. Prediction was one nine which are sorry one. Oh three which was the oh nine. Probably someone on five did yeah. It sounds very ruko back because route just he's the reason judge stinks said judging them one of the best defensive seasons niki oh four to denver to seventy two to sixty miles so jalen banks twenty asks. Would you get the exact same tattoo asleep corrobos. If it met the yankees would win the next five world series a lot of things for that easy to do and you have the chance. Maybe become looking cool. I mean crops doesn't wear long sleeve. Exactly that's totally dude. I would do next five breath. You'll like the cells schmoozer. Pay raise a few. Maybe ever gonna win all five. Oh my god ought to be cutting an arm off. I strong debate like going up. I debated know for sure five the finger or dominated to not fuck you which one five in a row which broke the record that's content for five years straight pockets through the move matlins nineteen asked if you could run on the field in the middle of a game to meet one player yankee or anyone who would it be of course this comes with getting absolutely speared by security thirty guard so make it count because then it's like more of the viral hopefully a why all these people have numbers on their names. I got to give up the numbers. I think a lot of people do. I think you gotta give it up. It was upsetting me. I don't know who this year. This year's weird because it's like. Are you just doing yankees anybody anybody. Let's say anybody but you say through <hes>. I don't know what i try to get our podcast but out out here man like please come on the podcast. He probably about yeah. Surely a judge not the one to do it to you. Wanna do the someone who's like charismatic. Why swisher coming in my head. I feel swisher. Be a fun interaction. Swisher private like hang out for like five seconds. He tried to tackle you or maybe i would never is there anything cappelli around the field obviously not now no has like you know you have the spill as like a fan five years ago never ever just like more of a working arrested bandaids austin and you get fined. I enjoy when people do it. Though i love watching it. I feel like that that would help grow baseball's just showed showed all the time but then more heat getting chased such a take off all the time like i don't know like when playing tag and shit as a kid like when you're getting chased. It was just playing manhunt like it was. I don't know i just get so slowing carl. Tell me as a fetish of just getting chased. I'll pay you twenty bucks for like oh. What are you gonna do. Actually what's cool park place. We could run around running you feel i like enjoying open fields chasing field. No you hate it when you watch a movie and you see show. We're we're getting chases. Act bother you a little bit but it's like that's not me get chaso some eyebrows like when you actually people criticize me for us when i'm driving and i see an open open-field basis you don't run them. No it's crazy that you do this. No it's not it's like an open field. You've run a little homerun. You get back in the car. It's fun as yeah okay. Whatever like and that's field i do. I'm gonna i'm gonna videotape myself incentive to you and you end up while joyful. It's gonna be a surprise to the next one is from dean. Bree shears says mike stanton is running on a quote anti gravity treadmill at eighty five percent so was that good or bad and what the fuck is anti gravity treadmill. What are we thinking in the anti gravity treadmill is he said it's running on an anti anti gravity avidly treadmills treadmills five percent. I think it's the underwater thing oh jeeter did that. Goes up to almost like your waist and you. It could be wrong where you like. Your legs are in like bags of air also running. It's space yet anti gravity. Is there gravity underwater your water this float so and people flee its boise. Isn't it gravity weight. Well the water's the ground onto no like there's ground in water. How the bottle the bottle. That's that's gotta be gravity and i'm looking up anti gravity treadmills els but i feel like there's a formula moon. The for the balloons knees are not underwater. The moon moon has something to do with gravity graf pretty cool actually so there would be no gravity in here. Okay alex pretty awesome. Let me see so. It's like flowed your legs or yeah. That's you're right. That's the <hes> so it's like running on the moon but we we go back. Can we just do that all over like just always anti gravity shit like gravity like it'd be huddled. Sometimes it is a tunnel on time falling on the ground. That's a bitch right boy. You think we can go back to what is there like a formula of like there's there's ground in the water that has gravity but the water doesn't have gravity so it mixes it out and it's like there's no grabbing water. Solubility ability solid lost holy shit. We decided this. I mean that's a great question say time let me try and break it down. There's a ground around water so as gravity but you're saying the buoyancy in water cancels. The gravity is no points. He's a thing and helps people float. Well just 'cause. There's ground as i mean there's gravity of course it does. The moon doesn't have ground yes. The moon has surface to surface. We the the moon the moon is grounds. The moon on the moon moons grounds the moon was a fact. I don't know why i there's no service on moon. I mean there might be a service but the surfaces the moon like the moon some only the moon. The moon only has no. You're saying like there's ground. Were this isn't the earth. This is just a ground like the wounds is just the moon like when you get on top of buildings on the on the moon. There's no apple shaw the atmosphere like the earth like when you're on top of the earth you're technically you're in the atmosphere standing on top of if you're looking at a picture of the through standing on top of that you'd be like in space you'd be on top of. We might have to put a disclaimer on this. The show like you better smoke before says none of us. Our starts over great question yeah what else you got tondo. Oh said it's game seven of the world series. You get to sit behind home plate at yankee stadium but you have to wear red sox hat in jersey. Are you taking the ticket so i'm watching tv today. Toge- it's game seven world series at yankee stadium. You get seats behind home plate but you have to wear red sox jersey and hat trick. I'd rather go no matter what that's what we were wearing red sox right. I'd rather die grenell thing when he went to partake. Actually i almost like don't know if i can handle being in the stadium for the world's is almost to watch on t._v. Roam around your downstairs can't judah. I hate like i don't know just like being crazy in fact like i my ideal setting as a kid would be none of my friends around me. I'm literally one on one with the t._v. Because i'm a psychopath oh for sure yeah i don't. I don't watch important gains. Anybody can't granted like washburn and stuff. Come out there a lot. I've cried when they lost the diamondbacks by myself. I look i can't be crying and stadium hundred percent. I think the last time i cried was when the exhaust the astros twenty seventeen. I i would definitely get up. I definitely did it was not on a good. I walked for a while after that. I walked sixty blocks. I definitely a weirdo walks. The year that they lost the wildcard game to the astros rose. I was in my freshman year dorm and watching like thirty people just walked out of the building did lap around campus for an hour back and went to bed thoughts such a miserable usual lost to that astros weren't they'd never nothing tanaka gave him up early and it was just like a fucking thing kaikal yeah <hes> jake would ask you guys touched on this earlier but p._m._t. Did their mount rushmore of players live up to the hype. He says his for yankees would be shelly dunkin donkin. You guys have came to mind java job. You know the job was gonna take over. You know you'll better live up to the fucking. Hype is fucking garcia so you i'll kill him. He doesn't because i am so sick of that guy. I don't even know him. Strongly stupid. They have had a java. I literally on java was going to be marian. Rivera thought he's me eighth and a guy and then when when mary retires he'll just take over and it will be able scoot sale. A small seamless transitions are also problem with that everyone starts. Everyone else starts on one hundred miles an hour. He was like the first one really yeah then. There was the guy jones who uh that guy to get picked up bullpen. We'll la desma. Oh the other guy's name or something that's right yeah. I think a different time. I don't know but i remember jones whom i was like oh we actually have no that guy. Destroy the yankee soon. We'd never had a chance shelley good one but the aim whenever i mean and bubba crosby comes to mind cause his hyphen was insane ten. He lived up to it a bit. I i think someone tagged us in the what the fuck is he still in the league phil now he was so players know allie twitter list and it goes he got a notification and we'll be editorialist former players fuck very nice of them to wait this long. It's on the podcast series trying to back down. He's thirty two dan. That's tough to pretty sure holy shit. I thought he was older than that in kennedy oil. I know what edmore ramirez i remember. His debut was against the twins. I was they are no seven. I believe it might have been. I wanna say july second two thousand seven. I'll look it up. Edward goschen out the side against like the twins listen change edward ramirez who who got hit in the head a little more descriptive was that kennedy who hit and heading. Let's see i remember these great. Great got hit in the head. He was gone for like three and then he i think he played like the two thousand seven fuck july third two thousand seven minnesota warmup. The dates no runs three strikeouts one day everything else that's worse day on the net in kennedy still leak sufficiently so am i have been here pitching well to a three one year and this year as a reliever fuck me then this one's for mardi at one to two you can ask if mardi mush manager what would go to line b when inevitably getting ejected use your name in his twitter and numbers so he's probably this christ. What would it be like. Oh like the fucking savages thing like what would i say damn trash bag yeah. I don't well no. I yelled at my softball umpire about two weeks ago and i just wanted i just said bag after literally everything like a alternate attorney david versus where marty's a m._l._b. manager and he has like viral rant recalls umpires like rap rap bassett's fucking make you go get the munster muenster cheese something like that crazy shit. Have you ever been ejected from any one baseball game but it was like for not me yelling like barreled. The catcher in avar albert never got a bar. No i kicked out sistine chapel for taking pictures. It's it's the most prestigious thing i've been kicked out. They didn't just tell you put your phone now because it was very clear. You weren't supposed to picture speaking a phone call. I had next to my ear but i was. It's just like using my thumb to take pictures. I guess i was not as discreet as i thought and they're like oh. You're better off just like sneaking it real quick rather than like. Oh look. I'm on the phone. We'll we'll sometimes obvious is the best hynix but definitely scumbag in the bar. No no. I'm like completely play. I feel like what it is. I believe light but no that was the first time i think yeah only when i'm drunk. I don't like i get tired. I don't get like i want to fight. I'm fucking five nine one forty five what the fuck maija somebody. I know i just i get really tired. Let's go eating all gonna go to sleep. I think lately lately. I've been getting when i get blacked out. I get more sober like more of smart. Not sober smart like i look way more put together when okay no it's not because everyone's a call you remember this and the last ones from john madryn he says if you guys could have one yankee as your wingmen wingmen who is it and why tyler wade might have waited till the girl. Nobody knows he knows like but that's just fall back nope. I don't think tolerate tolerate like may not know. Can someone say tyler doesn't know how to pick up girls like he's so hot that he doesn't need to talk to girls club guy he said. Why don't we tolerate isn't a club weeping goodwin man. He's big. He's going to fuck with you like this girl really liked and then he's like nope. She didn't give a fuck us. You know make up shit like to like like super charismatic. Yeah yeah do pretty good but he's like too. Impressive speaks six languages an eastern all these athletic. I feel like he would steal a girl to all. All of them would still let let's be real here. I think he would he would anybody so. Let's break. Is anyone <hes> and don't even that wouldn't steal a girl greg bird so we're looking cat. It's too tall pro baseball tyler. Yeah fuck well yeah. I guess lucas kind of good answer although now you said. I don't think i could be terrible. Your answers weighed your luke canley. No there's no away. Kelly can keep a conversation with that way for like oh the song change. Let me go like crazy dancing run around the bar or whatever yeah look look i and why it is no no actually talking with think about. He's like so meticulous as answers that'd be weird pauses and the girl would probably like walkaway. She'd be like so he's just going to talk about is truly just thinking. The weird pauses would definitely okay all right fair enough so we're the dodgers this weekend so that should be pretty fucking fund series honestly like they're excited for that series. Do we get you what the isn't that. I was thinking get a fucking darvish. That's not on the team. I hope so. Why is this guy so good. I've always like i got friday night. Paxton right you goddamn. It's runs. I getting kershaw to them. Kershaw sunday night against mingo home. My good obviously saturday. They don't have someone there at c._c._a. Against went up he must've just had a pretty bad start. It's up to one point. Six four last year was one point nine seven are you. Who was your dying only winning only eight eighty two innings of one nine. I'll take any secretly like the best pitcher. I was gonna say if you look at it all right so in two thousand thirteen when he's twenty six first year fourteen era of three flat and thirty starts then fourteen and seven three point three eighty r._a. Eight twenty six arts very good miss twenty fifteen twenty one thousand only pitched four and two-thirds ending six runs a missed two years twenty fifteen and twenty sixteen. Oh okay twenty seventeen five and nine three point seven seven so not but that's his worst year and then last year seven three one point nine seven and this year has been unbelievable but he wasn't mm-hmm correctly for wrong. He was not good in the playoffs last year right. I wasn't remember era in the play. I wouldn't like fear him milwaukee alzira. Let's early start never know plus. I feel like judge would take him to town yeah five and two thirds for his last start and last year in the playoffs milwaukee five runs in three innings boston four runs in four innings nothing crazy impressive so maybe doesn't have the playoffs but yeah that's crazy. That matt actually actually slept on how good of a year he's having right now once six four holes. No one gives a fuck once because they're so good. They're like division lead so big. They're gonna run away with the best record record all that kershaw he's easily sneaking on the radar here because he's three star and he's been lights out this year two and he's back subsides back careers eligible issue belgium homers every deal. He's so good. I think he's so cool. He looks stoned the entire time highs. Here's here's like k._f._c. Is everybody for shakes. You'll hear l._a. He's small uber's. People people do girlfriend. I post on smoke shows at one point. That's all. I really <hes> know about his love. That's why i don't know why famous people go out just like uber people the people home and no one will ever see you and his dog. Everybody probably just can't go anywhere told you when i went to the bathroom. People had to like get people out of the bathroom because they're trying to six fucking dick can can hide from anyone all right my question. I really like looking at the whole dodgers team right so disgusting they even they don't even they have is this infielder gavin lux whatever whatever his name is anita and four six that upsets me when like random people like that are just doing so. Everyone's doing it but they're not my team so i don't care i mean he's there basically gleyber torres. I you'd compare this is fun. We talked about a fucking crazy much shit space and then some the yankees stuff sprinkled in giancarlo who pick up a bar whatever it's been fun. We'll be back monday. Hopefully we we figure it. Which obviously we haven't even played game against the as you guys know about about that before us but let's let's have a decent road trip here in get healthy and then looks back next week and maybe a few weeks after that not bad monte mush always a pleasure. Thanks again for coming on yup and we'll see you back here monday later this john sterling you listening to short porch byproduct of barstool. Who's boards it.

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Episode 138: Yankees Twins ALDS Preview Show With Marty Mush

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Episode 138: Yankees Twins ALDS Preview Show With Marty Mush

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He smokes thomps Cappelli. What's going on Tom Up. I'm jacked up playoff baseball two days one day time resting to this yes. I I've just been like Karl. We extend fear the I can hear the enjoyment and excitement in your voice you sound so Jack. What my title of a Rasp there which I can be sexy. I don't think that was sexy. Typically not with guys and girls thing the other voice you hearing you had to bring him. Mon- obviously for a little postseason previous it'd be along with this. Hopefully most of the way Martin a mush. How are we doing. I'm hard to put your middle name John. Very very but I watched that the pump video today of the Yankees goosebumps the one that I tweeted out you know who that was made by no fucking Greg Bird Greg Berea yeah credit. They did like the beat to the sound of the bags. Yeah I usually give the guy some shit and I still do but it. It was a good job play baseball. It is ACH fucking toper. Let's go it's great. Is it me or or the world series to November. I got us well November. Thank you yeah I said yesterday because this year ends October thirty first that's Tsk. That's crazy. Oh I think it's the thirtieth before Halloween yeah yeah but I got a Lotta takes was postseason. Don't worry okay good. Tease us with one yeah. Give it was one. I know they'll just come out. Okay okay okay it took the last month has been just so fucking irrelevant like finally finally we're here. I mean it's Wednesday when recording us. It still feels like it's a Mike a year away. Friday Friday needs to get here. We've got the live show going on which I guess we'll introduce now well. We talked about the last show. We'll rehash it. Serena do a live show at Bronx draft house. Willy's Bar Willie Colin's more awesome me Tommy Willie Cologne and John Jastremski from WFAN who's pretty much just go to guy for guest for the short porch. He's always always Gracia this time. He's the man he's skyrocketing in the world but he's around so it's me but a forty five minute live show which will be this in a bigger atmosphere a lot more hyped up atmosphere where would be a lot of screaming screaming louder drinking and we're GonNa try and calm our nerves while getting ourselves hyped up there'll be merged giveaways to a lot of the savage stuff that had to be taken off because of MLB in there because they're scumbags. We're going to have a bunch of savage off to give you guys which is awesome because I know you guys have been asking to re post it to restock them on the site so that that will be there and he'll be three thirty kickoff righty three thirty we gotta go. We've got to be kind of in and out that the times are very definite so three thirty four fifteen shows over and then we'll hang out we'll drink and then we'll go into the stadium and have a blast. I WanNa Mardi. Mardi wants to be there and hates them even talking about this but Marty's in a predicament here Karen he's not happy. I'm so fucked. There's only two I'm going to a wedding for a guy. I've got a good fell. I mean he was senior year of College College. I lived with them. I haven't seen since Oh man that's tough at all. I saw the Bachelor party like last month in the Bachelor Party and it's always mean careers while some of the Bachelor Party for last month blow to three years. She's actually there's only two people and his yes so I can't miss the guy needs. I know that's why I have to go. I feel bad and I mean he just wants me there. This was before Barstool to like right wasn't just 'cause like ooh works to parcel may Muhammad there. It's the fact that this is the day you have to get married. I mean Game One and game two. Oh I know Tom. The fucking hubs kept texting me. Oh wait. We're going to go to the game. I'm asking you inviting Europe being nice. Don't be nice us. I won't be nice in the next week. Go there fuck yeah. You're in a tough spot but the way of spinning and my head right now. Is You doing us the graciously your heart go. Jud You yes. That's good Juju for the Yankees Moon phone. Everybody forward vice skip this guy's best best day of his life. I skip that for the Yankees. It's as bad Juju for the world series like I'll get tickets again and then you come in and that's how you're getting rewarded for taking the head. I mean obviously like it's two games of five game series but you know it's it's better for this to happen the LDS than the the world series for sure and a swift saying this. We are not looking past the twins. I don't know they're good. They're good. They hit home runs. We go most ever most ever in a single season by one. They don't have the pitching. We're GONNA get to break it down but there there are no joke. I mean they won. fucking central granted. I mean there were beat up on the Tigers eggers and the white sox and whatnot but they're here. They're legit. They're not fearing us at all and people I hate. I don't know how you feel about this but I hate when people bring up the record that we had against them to you. Nelson Cruz gives a fuck about what they're that guy has not been a part of anything though with that these guys odor izzy like these really early good pitcher these guys don't give a shit about having two hundred winning percentage gets us last fifteen years throughout the book. I hate trends when people say like new manager to not Ron Gardenhire right backs kept like none of these guys care and I like this goes with gambling when someone tells me Oh my God they're one and seven on the on the less UH eight road games go into this game or gets his fuck nothing. It's a new day. Thanks can change all trans- transmitted everything until boom. They just don't till until they just don't happen. French history means nothing. We've owned them recently in the playoffs but also means nothing nine years ago under the anybody left well. I mean we knocked him out of the yeah the wildcard yeah. Oh Yeah I was being serious. Gave up three runs I can't I can't deal with any of that shit early early deficits and all that it's God we had a full five game. I mean like I I sort of Grupo three zero four zero nine in two thousand ten all the same like it was just those were the twins or is going to so I mean even two thousand seventeen was like a tough game oh yeah what percent at least DVD's homer there was a spot. I think when Canley came or is is Greener Canley came in relief and there was a ball down the left of left Corner Gardner to chase down that I thought was gone off the bat and I was like are you going to just keep doing this back to back and forth and anything about that crazy game last month or month and a half ago in Minnesota that back of the seventh inning on it was the aggie scored three the twins scored for the Yankees scored the twin store. It was insane. We I mean these. They're going to be good. This is this is easily. The best series I think in the playoffs right now on the four with saying that I am glad we're playing them and said as of the race I don't I think they're too. I'd rather play the marine rather play the race win. I drank it raised twins a my order preference. Do we go to the we went to the trump. It would be ninety five percent Yankee fans. That's where we went to as we would no I. I don't think any player once. I don't think any Yankee player wants to go to Oakland. Need No. It's just a weird dead zone. Nothing happens there and and their fans I get the bell and the drum what Houston deal with that. Shit Imagine Oakland knocked out you so we'll we'll get some predictions predictions late into it before we talk about the twins or anything short porch news for the podcast itself. You're going to get a lot of us so obviously with the live show. Friday can't fucking wait for that one of my goals to start the year. two goals were merch. Get up merchants fire assemble shirts. Yeah go by that if you buy the shit right now so I think we've done a great job making them works better than it has been in years past but Yankee merch and two was developed an audience big enough to do a live. Show hope you guys can make it out there. Three thirty draft Bronx Draft S. official address eight four Gerard Avenue. It's within walking distance of all the bars him so don't go anywhere different. Get off the four whatever evers the D. and then just walk right over wherever you WANNA bar hop around your spend forty five minutes with us right for sure but in terms of the podcast we're going to have of an episode for you in the playoffs after for every you're gonNA wake up in an off day. You will hear us every single so Friday and Saturday or games wanted to. You'll hear a Sunday morning. Well no sorry you're here Saturday night. We're on a quarter so the game like twelve. AM enough though I don't think so so the game at five on Saturday yeah we're GONNA come right back here a record and it will be at like nine thirty probably just not APP Mike All Right. The game starts at five playoff games. Go Long. Let's say it's over by eight thirty ready by the time we get back here. It's probably closer to nine thirty record for a little bit plus the I think we're looking at ten thirty eleven. Whatever you're going to hear from US at some point Saturday night not wake upset go out Saturday have a blast that will be two games zero and then Sunday morning you wake up you hear a beautiful voice and then the game three on Monday game fours on Tuesday. You know toying so you know I'm just saying whenever if the series were whatever you'll hear us the next morning you're going to hear a ton of us and this will continue the entire playoffs so the Monday Thursday releases that we've been doing all your throw those out the window that is just not. That's not what you're going to be a lot more of us but it's GonNa be predicated on the off days so just look for us. Then obviously will be promoting it on our twitter reports twitter and all that so you'll know in case you forget what we just told you now the twins we were talking about him. We got full the full preview I think before we get into the twins though we had a roster breakdown yeah and I don't think the Yankees no right now I mean they just they just interviewed boone his La- Media Eh media tour right now and they don't know if she's on the roster. They don't know if they still don't know if he's fully healthy enough to be well. He's not gonna be the healthy healthy enough to be in that bullpen reliever role and if they need to give it to somebody else. Maybe a David Hale or something who knows a montgomery who I mean you have no idea extra guys. It's going to be but the way we're breaking down as we have been so. I believe there's twenty two locks right now on the roster Gary Dj Dvd Geo Gardner Judge. Let's break it down by like position. I just ran. I did hitters and pitchers okay so obviously gary and roll minor. Yeah yeah no doubt. Dj First Baseman in your second basement in DVD's your shorts up in Geo. They said he's fully healthy did a full workouts. He's in third base. Thank God that ankle didn't come up to bite him. Edwin sounds like he's Fogo. He's going to start. He may okay a little later in the series of he's feeling healthy enough but he's in huge huge huge playoff experience guy knows he's been. They're not gonNA be scared or anything and we were talking about last episode how we're worried if he didn't get into any games at the end of the season. I think it doesn't bother Edwin because it's such a veteran that he's like. I know I know how to hit a basement. Also knocking knocking that bird has a big thing you need something in the playoffs and that's something that they have that just like a stupid thing but funny for them thumbs down a couple of years. Here's exactly what you need that one thing labor just holding that up after homer. I've ever lived for that type of moment also for whatever reason I keep like daydreaming that Edwin is the same mm-hmm type of player has ruled was one year. They had ninth-inning base it off but I like it. I just an experience better in played a lot of teams. I picture very him in that sort of a lot better on yes. It's hard to be better than twenty dollars playoff ruler Pontius yeah fair until Edwin steps off the plane. He's about to do Edwin h Gardner good to go. He's center fielder Giancarlo. They said he's feels great. He's your leftfielder and right fielder Aaron. Judge those your locks. Those are all your hitters locks everything after that you can make a case for somebody I I'm. I'M GONNA put weight and maybe and his locks to see. I don't I know about that. I don't know if both those guys walks both outfielders yeah but we'd can play the Infield to and run and run. I think as the need for maybe he just another someone if someone gets but you don't need that extra guy unless someone in the Alpha gets hurt. Somebody gets hurt. You can sub him in. You can be your syrup. It's it's good to have like I mean we could be a pinch runner and I don't. I don't know I if we pinch runs for somebody. Say like an Kadarshian then you still have been for the I don't know I I just think both provide value are going to carry thirteen hitters well. We'll get into so let me just say well. It's pitchers here's then we'll see what we have left and well how many spots you have so that was ten guaranteed hitters now the pitchers obviously all the stars. I think are Paxton's Sobat worship. We're GONNA I think they're going to try as much as they can to get him in there so Paxton Samantha Half Tanaka Severino all those guys are in that's five then. You're obviously you're relievers. Green Green Canley Britain out of you know Chapman. That's another five so that gets you to twenty twenty locks and then I'm putting Sesa as lock long reliever. ooh I disagree I from everything you hear from them successes on the team. I think he will be to enough. I don't think you can put him as locking up like tolerated very similar. That's I think tyler. I think SESA will make it. SESA is tyler way. The bullpen better be blowing the team out better be ain't nothing Yankees in the team all year like right. Nothing suggests that he won't be and I think LASAGNA's into I have a feeling feeling it might be tyler lines. They realize unbelievably horrible. He's got twelve shown me nothing days the day like him. He's a like say you almost have to take a lap chasing sheep. You should never come out of your mouth. fucking a high of their tummies jacked up. We said she took with chases for even everyone's I don't I really every time he he came in that stupid fucking lefty bag that guy's wife hate I mean if you look at all right. It's not great but eight and two thirds innings with the Yankees seven hits four runs twelve strikeouts the to office. I'm telling you they're gonna like they like something about him. I A lefty yacht Kepler a Rosario. I would not be shocked if if he's the guy that nobody sees coming makes the team. What has he shown you. I don't think he showed me. I mean twelve strikeouts workouts to walk. Let me throw to walk and they seem to like him. They put them in situations. I'm telling you he's my dark horse. I think he might make the team. What about the experience at the four runs and seven hits in eight innings. How's that that's not good. Three home runs in eight and eight love through there. I'm not AH I wanted to put them on. I'd rather Johnny Lasagna. I'm just saying I would not be surprised especially if CC's out that they want another lefty guy hi you know we always get a who'd you bring back from the nineteen so Martin Masa to Ryan Howard and Chase Elliott he eviscerated those people you were left against the Muslim and he decided for the slaughter you were you. Were you struck out. You might as well just walked. We're real quick though bring up chasing story. We haven't talked all year. He has relative the team to his wife not like me chasing streets wife doesn't like him but there was one time as a bar you're with a friend of mine and her like one of our really good friends is chasing trees wife and I had to pretend she was telling me and we were hanging out at the bar and either pretend my name was not ERC. I had to go by different you have to because she would have recognized like the Eric and should have put together either. Go by like something like Jason. I'd be be of very of course they're worse issues mean. It was still a quick side story. I think I've ever told this okay so so we have the twenty. Lakhs of hitters and pitchers think says in twenty one. I'll give you a weight because Wade was. I think he's still maybe but I think because of his versatility and speed any hit the balls start in the year. He's in two assessors twenty-first lock. Let's go wager twenty-second lock that leaves you three spots between in lasagna. May Been Ford Voi- hail Garin Lions Cortes my picks here would be lasagna's in because I think I think he has just the electric. He's the most electric. Anyone name is a pitcher. If I want a big out out of any of these slumps frozen taking on those fucking ninety nine dollars an hour I'm taking economic guy and that would be my last pitcher. I go at twelve pitchers and I think they're debating thirteen twelve I go. I don't think you need to force Garin. Lions or courses on this Tina have extra pinch garbage men. If you need to garbage men that's a fucking problem may not be three garbage men because I put sesame in that category. I don't put LASAGNA's a garbage man either lasagna's above yeah but I think I think you have the ten lakhs if C. C.'s healthy and then. I don't think you need three people who you don't really WANNA use right all right okay so mine. Cecil on and then I'm GonNa go wade. Obviously I'm going forward because that's my fucking boy and I think this time off will get him going and you're crazy. If you don't think it's GonNa be on there. I think there's a good chance a lot of Taiwan Amman and I think I'm biased unbiased like we we love him. You need him on the team. Just for like like presents presents seed seen in just in there yet. It's not right now. I I want him on it for sure as on the twenty five but everything you read all I'm you know reading a roster predictions. Everyone's got him on the bubble might not make it. I think he's got to be on the team. Look I know he's got the oblique isn't totally been the same since like the London series but light. I just he's like I feel like he's a big moment guy looking. He doesn't need to start but a pinch hitter off the bench place. Go nuts too on need team. I don't think there's a it shouldn't be any question I think of these guys and we love Mike Ford. Love them but I think of the guys where the like what is potential. It's way harder than everybody else's like void. When it gets hot he's unstoppable these I mean we haven't seen in a while because he's been dealing with injury and he's been the slump went on. I'm thinking when people tend to doubt look and this has been the most probably extended slump had maybe as his tenure as the Yankee throwing out when he first came up that didn't count. I just think the days off here. He's GONNA get a ton of cement bats here. I think yet he faced lasagna on you. Sorry he faced Montgomery today. It's going to get his mind back. He's going to able to reset Friday. He'll be locked and loaded. I put I put void on this roster. I do too so so that but I will not be shocked if he's not so then. How do you fit everybody. CD Mabon your three hitters judy four heads off the bench and years row mine Wade Mabon envoy. Those are guys okay. Why would you have yeah. I think that that does work actually yeah may you wouldn't do. Ford envoy well then you don't have to carry eleven pitcher and you don't or first baseman including Lemay Edwin. That seems unnecessary. Yeah I would go Mabon Mabon Voi- wait as my three guys not right. I think the last spot hitting wise is really gonNA come down to void or Ford which is our our two friends and I think pitching. It's yeah it's going to be lasagna or Tyler Lyons for that last spot assuming CICI's healthy and assuming sauces there. That's what I think. We're looking that right now again. You're crazy. If you put forward on that Rosser over voight four it was hot down the stretch and no big twins relievers alrighty which I think can all be plays all they always WanNa left the in there. No I know it's not like he's. He's the guy everyone on the roster. I don't think before I just if they put Garin Lions Ryan's Cortes on there. I will freak out yes. There's always a reason I have to pitch no reason you've Cecil there for assesses the guy when they're like if they are ever losing you put them in their losing big process in their God. I know that's GonNa Hap or knows by the time this comes out. I think they're gonNA wait till Friday morning. They have to nine. Am Friday yes he. Usually they usually gamesmanship move. You Wait No. There's no benefit to release the twins more time the game plan or whatever I think you wait until affiliated classic move over the Patriots. You wait till the last second release your roster right because then the twins can adjust cigar release it right now so but I think they're could decide internally. They'll all know tonight yes because they're going to want to do a full team. Work out of the guys there on Thursday and then have everyone ready to go on Friday and have no one you don't want the people like playing the what if game what everyone everyone definitively knowing if your honor off start preparing themselves for the game and honestly with the way injuries have gone this year if you're not on the team there's a good chance you're going to be on the team at some point throughout the playoffs. Very the odds are incredibly in your favor that there's going to be an injury you know like a Clint Frazier Razer or Mike Ford doesn't make Ford for sure matching like king to sneak Estrada Yeah Strada Yeah for sure. Okay okay now rosters rotation. I'm giving the ball Paxton. Is there any disagreement here game one Friday night. I mean that's the highest pitcher if he's healthy I ah there hasn't been any updates here so I assume he is healthy. I assume no no we have no problems there. Yeah I want Paxton game. One and then it's this class. I just don't know what to do into into. There's no lock for game two. I mean it's got to be severing our Tanaka but the question is what. What order do you do it. You know I'm good with Tanaka to go with him going to. He's been obviously Severino hasn't he. Just got back. He looks good but he's basically. Which pitcher do you think needs to be at home more. That's also I was going to say. Severino actually would probably suffer crowd way more numbers splits this year address but if you take away that London Star and that one fenway start as low force and he just doesn't give a fuck about baseball so that's good hates baseball you know fat. Is it yeah he hates. Base doesn't doesn't knows he's good at. It never heard about that. I've heard that with Ren Don'- Tanaka really you think you might have yeah I don't know about that is pretty good off the you have no I'm. I'm pretty sure I heard that from. Don't if you saw red zone last night I made fun of it when there was a camera view outside of the like in center field of everyone jumping the dog. TAUPO rendell literally doesn't move he walked. He walks the dog pile and he was yawning in the dugout. Nathan yes hate speech. You've always said that about Jacoby. I mean obviously like even then when he was on the Red Sox. He didn't care about winning. He was like baseball's my job. I'm cash a paycheck. I well at the time I'm good at it and now he's now. That's why he's not really rushing back. Is there anything whether it's Tanaka there that I mean Google Tate's baseball. It's all about him talking about the actual feel of the baseball like with the does feel baseball's. That's nothing signing Martin. Maybe that's what you meant. He hates baseball's so literal pretty sure. I'm going to look this up later. It's not he hates something about baseball. Maybe it's the ball but I I think Severino due to because you are a crowd and I think so after game two you have that that day off so I think it's I think it's show imperative Paxton. Give us six innings on Friday that way you don't tax the bullpen to on Saturday. Does it question mark with several. You don't know how long it's GONNA go up. You know can go two innings and go five. You can go six knows if he's not able to go along. It's important that you don't use the guys before she can use them. Then then then on Sunday Day off. Everyone resets then go Tanaka now. I think that's the move to road game. I just trust to knock more more of a pro. More of a veteran good starts on the road before in the playoffs Houston he was he was gonNA infoway last year too but yeah that was the only game they won in the series last year. Start at fenway moment comes right if it's if if it's a God forbid. It's one one go into game three. You want to knock on the mouth that game. That's I love Severino obviously like he's still working his way back and then there's there's the argument with game to where if you lose almost maybe game too isn't like a definite when they announce it. Maybe it depends on game one but I dunno if you could do at the starting pitcher and let be like like Oh you might be starting game to the unless unless you have severino came wanting you want. You feel more confident. Paxton game to neither you have your best one. I wonder what your best pitcher game too because either. You're going to go up to Oh. You're gonNA avoid going down to the Indians that Kluber. I wonder if because the Games they can also be ready for the Indians also had like really good pitchers. We don't really of all of that. The game is at five on Saturday. I wonder if they have bolts all seven and Tanaka nocco they'll do this. One is like a lake game and that you have an earlier game next day. I wonder if they have them just like watching the hotel. Go to sleep early. Make sure I think I I think we're in the playoffs. You WanNa pitchers there well but that's you're not using seven or Tanaka on Saturday. You might if it's an extra game. You might use one of starting game three. I whatever I don't put that is going to be a bullpen game assuming I mean yeah. I mean everything. What your options do. You Dare Star Hap- No I know you gotta pull Minnesota where that where the atmosphere's different sounds terrible and nobody's hacked on short rest bullpen game. I think you start with Trad Green and maybe use a little half. I think it depends it depends how much the has been used in those first three games hey why would just win the fucking. I three and say CBS that would be ideal and then have all Oakland. Take five win for though for as well saying. That's my prediction. If we're in the fifth game I don't WanNa be alive life. I will be so bad soap it so we'll have to do probably all electric chair. Exactly that sounds like bad news berthold need that we need jared. It's a start rooting for the twins because he was a red sox. Fan was knows I don't even know anymore. Released Stink and they're going to treat everybody and then he was a brewers fan and they got their hearts crushed yeah in one game. He's an astros guy now. Rufa twins and the Astros then then he's the biggest joke in the world. I think before we do. DMZ here we got there. Let's breakdown position by position because this is just a full. LDS preview position by position for the twins and Yankees how they stack up real quick so so first base is Lemay who've versus CJ crown. I I mean did you lose our MVP. He's MVP candy. macron had a good year but he's a better average but I mean the Guy Hey to twenty-five so does at home against right handers to twenty-five does it home runs but Lemme us just everything so I got a first second base is glacier versus versus Luis Arias or Jonathan Scope. I mean that's a route. That's not even close. I mean we have a hall of Famer scopes the Guy that always scares me though good name but I don't know much about this Luis Arias guy to be honest but shortstop Didi versus Plonk Plonk owes good yeah and the way decent planning. I'll give the twins the short I don't. I just don't love the way but I think there might be a situation where dis not the shortstop and one of the Games. I can just been so bad since he's like this whole year. They'll take them out. I think there could be if he struggles and gave one into. I feel like three like there might be a situation where he doesn't play. It'd be easy to pinch hit for him to because then you just rotate the infield then later in currency own at first that's voight. He comes like a factor there soggy the twins the edge at short third base. Geo and Miguel Sano goes. I mean so had a really good year. Snow was a monster defensively obviously yeah let's go snow. Snow hit thirty four homers in just three hundred eighty at bats yeah. That's I mean. He played one hundred games. At thirty four unbelievable saint well defense is a factor in Jesus way better and also like in a big moment. I must be like geos more in the clutch hit. WHO's your on the twins your most terrified batter at the place Nelson Cruz or is it snow now. Let's stands up Nelson Cruz something about Nelson always so uh-huh scary. Shit Atom Yeltsin crews scary bastion and he's just as always you always think it's going over the fence numero left Field Giancarlo Verse Eddie Rosario Reo. I've got drunk Carlo. There is no no shaw where'd you said before. SCHLUB flow no Schlub but junk cosby goodly marlow. I'll say it again o-9 a-rod. It's common playoff tear like Aron. Oh nine is coming back. Yeah give it to me about this. Giancarlo walk off home run game to like A-rod Auden and we'll jump from the sweet Centerfield Gardner and Kepler. Honestly the quick answer is Kepler regardless been amazing it might it might be like even I tell you I mean. Kepler is a guy that scares me too. He's a guy that scares me especially Yankee Stadium. I'll give the edge to the twins. Is there be objective. Apparently Kepler's health is a concern. I don't think we're looking at their updates. They were couple clutched Brian. Byron Buxton's not point that guy could steal that guy gets on. I he's on third yeah. I the twins are very similar team to us over. It's almost like carbon copy. We have better pitching all around. Yes they were really good bullpen to with the pitchers they have they've already they have Barrio S- and then it's like you don't know and then it's the same thing for us right field judge versus Morgan Zala J. J. K. former Yankee. Thank you could be a very interesting. He's played with a bunch of the guys on the team but Aaron judge. Obviously I guess over there. I mean we pick the twins like two or three times. Maybe if you ties and Gary Versus Versus Mitch Garber Gary Mitch Garber Nice player and D H I'll give twins I'll give them cruise over and those are two guys who I think like you said could have big series. Bani Israel almost like factors are is the is the D. H. Spot Edwin Company any other teams. I fucking hate Nelson Cruz I'm just going to say that now. I'm GONNA towards yeah. I don't know I'm just thinking about every at Bat. He's going to have this postseason. I like the hate. That's what I love. Play baseball all the the amount of hate like that runs through my heart toward some of these other like opposing players. It's just something so pure that it's like you. Can't you can't fake that like I just think about all the guys I painted and I can't wait to fucking hate. They can't really do that in any other sport either like I could really hate this one player Paul. It gets one game like baseball. It's you know maybe a week long series in basketball hockey or series. It's like you don't hate that one guy could the individual vigil is based again all right this guy's up right mass for your Almighty God. He's always up in the right situation. It's no matter what like it's always he'll be up with two outs to men on the Astros who was it on it was like some it wasn't even a period on the astros in two thousand seventeen so it was in one of the good people radic yeah. I think it's stupid. Come through funding astle starting pitchers Paxton Sevi- Tanaka HAP- against Oprah Z. Barrios. I mean it's weird. If they list were reading. The same ended a car. I don't think list happens on our starting pitchers. I mean he'd be. He'd be the main guy in game four most likely or at least as the three or four guys so whatever but the very interesting thing with the twins so barriers I would assume as your game starter am. I crazy for not being terrified that guy who barriers I'm. I'm not terrified. I could see him. I've seen him suck having severino no two thousand seventeen wildcard start well he pitching that Walker game and was not good at all picture late yeah. Ervin Santana's started and they hit him older is good owner is I think I'm more scared of him than Berrios. If they picked they onerous game one then I'm like. Oh my God like when he's on he's fucking filthy is usually on yeah and we talked about this and how does it. He just has a slight spin type thing but just like you think you can hit his fastball and then it just makes no real various had a three six eight this year. Let's see how we finished the year. He was very often on he had two starts. We give eleven runs combined and then there's other starts were forums combined so he finished September with a four three yeah. Let's face the Yankees this year. Let's see Yankees career batting stats against Barrios three to average nineteen hits in sixty three at bats so not a huge sample size good good though who's the majority there though who Setina uh of hits is Edwin with four great any three home runs Gary three homers four hit no no no no no no the whole team at he has one got so excited but still won four Edwin and who else and when D- D. and Carey I could see de hitting him. The one I read on barriers indeedy I think is definitely playing game one and game two inky stadium with the shore right. My only thing was game three if he struggles in Gainesville chose the same. I can see that I'll give you that I could see him if he struggles definitely just take him out but I don't think he kinda. He's another guy you need on yeah. We'll see he's his touristic clutch the thing what barriers from what I've read from Washington on Game Film on Him Real Quick on youtube he if he's on he's going to hammer everyone inside when he's often he's getting Teton. It's when his fastballs away everything's hanging whatever if he can throw his fastball inside on us. WE'RE GONNA have trouble with him on Friday if he's not hitting that spot and it's going over the plate and he's trying to hit outside. His fastball becomes a very successful hits and we rock him so let's pray that he doesn't hammer just talking about the twins fuck the twins. We cannot lose the fucking Minnesota so many people that you know. They don't really haven't followed baseball this year. They don't realize the twins are good and they just think like Oh. It's the Yankees versus the twins. This should be around. Yes exactly. That's what I'm a little scared about. It's not a good Seri-. No I know but there's those people who are. I'm not even thinking achey other baseball fans. Today's twins Linke's will kill them and lastly. It's fucking biggest upset in the world. I don't like how the play I don't like because baseball is usually not like this is like anyone could has come out which it usually is but everyone just like all right. It's Astros Yankees and dodgers. The files like in the in the world series. That's already have have Britain up. Reverence is looking past twins yeah. No don't like that one bit. They're scary. The one interesting thing with the twins starting rotation their third the guy they could use so they got fucked with the steroids he was going to be the guy. I would've loved face Pineda. I would've liked welcome. Opinion is on not great guy you want trifle ice and Pineda Yeah Neda I say Pineda. What does he have a take the heat does Mike Michael Pope Anita Hill Day -Til Day till I've never heard Hilbert doesn't have any it's the squiggle the mustache the Mustache Mustache Pineda Tornado Michael Pineda Pine Tar puns after that happened in Boston where easy easy that was like a slam dunk for for sure reporter so he's steroids. He's done fucked apparently so now they're going to turn to for game he could possibly. I read odor as he could be that game. Three guy at home and game could be this Guy Randy Dob neck. He threw a twenty innings. This year in the majors started. You're in single A. But he was the minor league the twins Minor League player of the Minor League pitcher of the year say if we're one one going I do not want the bad news bad end randy schmuck. He had a one five nine this year twenty eight innings. I mean imagine imagine this. Guy's first playoff start and Yankee stadium in game two. I also I have this weird thing. I can never find the stats afraid of the twins. I wish I didn't talk about this at all previous sear just the more. I'm thinking about them. Getting Fine Waked up no you. Tommy is getting rees right. We have the better starting pitching. We have the better hitters by an edge. I don't want the twin with the weight off the top at home. You started the whole gears in my head. I was like bring him up. Oh Oh I still maintain the Yankees E R one of the three and fifty nine ten years later. They've been through everything this year the savages we have story. We have a store have a story. Ah I hate playoff baseball. I love it but I hate it. Tell me if I'm wrong about disastrous take. Can I say drove so the Yankees is obviously we have the story. They're all hurt like the Yankees are usually the people buying everybody which we I mean we got Edwin. That was fun. I mean that was like no. It's not like incrase. It's like this is what the Astros like the Red Sox last year. They had their team all year. Nothing really changing its biggest fluky baseball history last year. They were very good this year. The Astros are already a good team and they were the buyers they had cranky. They're supposed to they got. They're supposed to win no chance that's they went. I think there's zero percent chance you're comparing this year's Astros team to last year's Yankees team kind of unfair like last year's Red Sox team which was they didn't add like the Red Sox at anyone that late that like cranky tired of all D at The deadline but volley shouldn't have been that good fuck of all the hate that I love him over with all the all the money in the south. Yes I just think the astros or to like that's a good thing. The Yankees are never underdogs but no one's talking about the Yankees winning like Astros supposed to do like that. If it is Yankees Astros I liked that think he's will be the underdog but I'll never call the Yankees underwrote because they're not right but but statistically speaking will be yes but also the other side of the coin. Is that the best team sometimes just is the best thing yeah. You didn't have to really say that we're thing here looked up his career stats against US seven and nine with a four seven seven one that makes it worse that doesn't make any sense. That's not fixable. He started. I mean I guess he played a lot with the railway with a four seven six. I mean that's over over sixteen star. It's ninety nine innings now. I don't know how much of this current team is a part of that looking yeah right now. I'm trying to find game logs of him against the Yankees. I can't find the right now. It's Edwin that leads the team hits again what his average is terrible against anybody. Else in Kern nineteen hits them well. COBY ELLSBURY has eight hits against what is is next. What six again why you bring up a little busy? It will be up to well. WE'LL LOSE ONE IN MINNESOTA and win the fourth game okay. I'M SAM sign up for all right so let's go to. DM's don't do lineups just like how Friday lineup was your so. We're facing Berrios us. I'm going. Dj One Aaron Judge to Kleber three now I I think those three should never change Ruko agrees and no matter. It's a lefty righty those your three best centers consistent hitters. Ruko great call. WMA Game Game last night great great. It was very good kills it. Did you agree my take him. I only Johnson I actually kinda liked sucks. I like them but it's like he's the NBA. I love him and he's one of the he's. No one is more perfect for that. TNT Row Shack chucking candidate control. Those guys control. I put in quotes does not really controlling them but he just plays so well them. He makes postseason baseball horrible. He his calls are unbelievably bad. It's just like there's no change in in his voice is nothing just like grandma. Third is the same as a homerun. It's insanity to me that they keep going to this guy in Saturday but ruko good call w w great great we can find the call me. We'll we'll throw it in the pot. Yeah we love okay so. Dj Judge Labor should never change yeah. I think some people might I make the argument Gary. Three but I I think Lebed more consistent and Gary and I want to break up judging Gary just because they're like strikeouts five Garish your five hundred I think I was GonNa put Gary Four as for John Carlos Five. I was GonNa Have Colin Best Hitter like the last two weeks he had Giancarlo Five. One one through five is fucking. Dj Mayhew Aaron Judge Gleyber Torres and then carrying Giancarlo Gary Gary Five I would do. I go John Carlos for all right Gary for me again. I'm good with both like they're both and how about Brooke Gardner six that crazy I think should be the lower left hand bass. Thanks larger nine. Thanks for the way the lines were going at the end of the year ahead a guard the head of DVD. I I know I know I think they liked that. Double leadoff also hit and he's like hitting eighth and he's like mashing. It's like great yeah deedee there. I think you go Gardner six seven and Kadarshian. Add Ninety Oh. What a lineup gray lineup that gets me hard. What a lineup. There's Nass confidence as much holes there. No Holes Geez. You're almost at three thirty this year yeah yeah. That's crazy not night daily. God turn the lineup over there. I feel like I mean I don't have the speedster. Do that's what I'm saying. They're off guard or knife but their leadoff hitter isn't like a speedster either. I don't know I kind of think that's legal. Guy Gets on every time then. You have the speedster nine you have. I think that's a little overrated. Don't steal a ton of bases but you that's I think if you have geo six Geo oh can run yeah yeah but like in general Geo six. I think duty can run. You can put him nine. He's the fastest guy I would put on the I'd be down. D- nine and yeah and I think that'd be a cool little curveball like you're saying Gio Eighth Eighth Garner six and Edwin Edwards seventh seventh. You think you're you've got walk past the lineup great smooth sale. Maybe get through these throughout the Edwin. Encarnacion cannot wait for the first homerun he hits. I'm GONNA bring my bird out and throw him across uh-huh. That lineup is so good. I am hardy winning Diaz before. DM's uh-huh Guy Talk about movement watches movement glasses. They're doing everything these days so. Let me ask you something folks. How much time do you spend in front of your digital screens. Mike my I screen time has like nine hours. It's like alarming time. It's very problematic. I know we're comparing this my dad because I I do the twitter also also for this company so I'm on my phone a lot last seven days average five hours forty three minutes. I'd check it down ten percent from last week. Is this movement screen time this this movement this movement on believable yeah. I wear them as I've been wearing them every day. You look hot yeah. I'm doing trap city. Go to screen time. Go ooh to eric less ever Eric Clapton. The fuck you talking to Eric Clapton Eric Hugo Dad's my dad's favorite no that's what I was named that Dad's favorite musician. I'm Eric Clapton Eric Clapton's way cool and you'll so so cool. It's always it's good to have a guy named after that's awesome seven and a half hours friendly maverick after top gun. It's pretty dumb. I want stinks you think about it. I GONNA be fucking Maverick. Then you live with it for like two days like this sucks although maverick Carter is smooth name yeah. That's a real person that yes you kidding. I know it's a real person. Are you should asked Adhikari. American businessman and media personnel lebrons lebrons Guy Yeah. That's a real person of the world he runs. I A new name. I knew the name he's like. Secretly might be the king he might be the leader of the aluminum body. I wouldn't doubt that I would I would like to see a little. They're back to moving watches so I'm so how much time do you spend for digital screens mind seven and a half hours. Tommy's a lot I think mushed well now militias gamble all times book. He's website so we spend a ton. The time between phone work bringing new shows binging new shows video game scrolling right before bed. That's why we all started. All three of US started wearing movements ever scroll blue who light filtering glasses they are fire. I didn't think I could look good in those types of classes. I Look I've actually stood out pretty good. Tommy Thirst Thir strap city for it to maybe we'll get you need to get different colors color bill with the silver. That's my fault. Not everyone can pull off silver. I'm I'm not one of those but you try ours and and you look and yes I wanted clear. Ones are sick. You can pull off clear yeah. Can't people okay whatever you gotta you. GotTa stick to your style so they're limping forever. They're built to protect your eyes from Blue Light. That's known the 'cause I strain discomfort and poor sleeping patterns. I