17 Burst results for "Marty mush"

"marty mush" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

01:51 min | 5 d ago

"marty mush" Discussed on KFC Radio

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"marty mush" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

04:04 min | 5 d ago

"marty mush" Discussed on KFC Radio

"Although she wants to fuck other people horrible fairly hate dick. I you know what i'm talking about. He says she says at bessie gets one one per year. Maybe on your good one. Either i just puts in her mouth and sits there so she says. There's no way i'm sucking dick ten times. If i if you lose ten kilos grew out my husband and my best friend. What fucking hell. that must. Also a chemo is in or twenty. Kilos is like three pounds or something. I don't know but whatever Who's on trial here. Back to this dumb or i would like to disagree a kilos. A lot. nine thousand of them circuit certain circumstances real. It's a felony. As a matter of fact attitudes are no joke. Put away for twenty years. What is it twenty. Two pounds one. Low ngos twenty year. He says quote. He wouldn't be fat if i was willing to help. We joked about it for a bit then. Basically said so. Best friend's wife is prepared to help. How about you. If i lose ten kilograms will you help me out. She said yeah sure but only if your wife agrees. I was like sure best friend. You can take one for the team as long as i don't have to do it. Well i guess we socio and suck his dick in that. She's going to get pissed off. If somebody else will just wants a homer man. i'll tell you. I should do suck this fact that this guy put on thirty pounds dump this fucking broad and start dating the fucking best friend where you're get dick pic for real next case. I can't i mean that's an asshole. Move that the summit summit up that is a year euro the also do out to take this fucking prude bitch. Aside like there's no. This is not a serious of course your best friend your best friend talking your relationships over there the problems before that this is going. Hey i just wanna blow job. If i improve my life. I have a blowjob. And she's going no and he's going on the male brain takes over like we'll anybody blow me and he's gonna get in trouble too because now that he's she's going to be like oh you're gonna let her suck you hold it over. Racial relationship is over so fast. Break up now. Yeah no fac is getting is getting anything outside their unless you're dj. Callen getting rain them dick suck. It just doesn't work like that only in shape guys aching maybe get away without what do you mean. He's not getting asking found. Don't get a lot of rats now. A lot of rats all animals kids brats. Finishing school did mardi gras dogging around rats a long island community national community college. Mommy my new rat. Literally exact i am. I the asshole for snitching on a co worker for spitting on a customers food. I work in a train restaurant last night. A stressful day. We extremely busy one of my coworkers. Go tanya sure Totally hearing roller by government. Named anya jenkins so. She was an especially bad moods. You the amount of customers assigned to a section. The issue started with.

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"marty mush" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

03:03 min | 5 d ago

"marty mush" Discussed on KFC Radio

"Okay to get new. Video is officially no. I'm biggest garbage person. Fantastic drink milk with dinner. So i'm not a big. I'm a. I like what cereal separate the milk and the i don't like things getting sick. Oh he also eats oreos in the shower hold on. I'm sorry you separate the milk in the cereal. Yeah like take a bite of dry cereal and it down with some milk. Because i don't like getting said in the bowl. Who are you an agent of home. I feel like i'm in the upside down. I mean i talked to test voluntary now talking. I'm already fucking wait a minute marty. Did you do this when you were a kid. Never not want. Your mom was okay with that. She's mardi would get his bowl. He was busy at the meeting. And you would take. I still do. Dry cereals can can. I go grab a shower telling you put a little water on your oriole. You'll fucking love it's disgusting. That's insane. Because i tried it. I granted under the thing. I've tried it. Yeah i would just dunk it in milk. Yes like a fucking gentleman better off with. The orioles was fucking banana fingers. Don't get cold. Because when i put my fingers in the fucking milton how fingers cold. It's like what you do that to not get the orioles shit on your fingers. Not the thing is though yeah also breaks it can break along. The filling gets hard and this and the outside gets bushy. Good night raw. Orios tough to be crazy with the fork. I eat like triple the amount. I don't know if it's just that like i'll put down the speed. There's more speed. Yes that's what. I'm noticing more and more as i get older that myself control is off that like i can eat like a box of cereal in one shot and i'm getting yelled at for it. I can go through like i don't know how we keep doing all these things as i get older. The governor's going on the governors double stuff. It does not have as much stuff as used to have. It doesn't big. Mac has gotten smaller to fuck it on i. It really has been hands getting bigger guys. America's got the obesity problem. They've started to sneakily changed and they start to play back. I wasn't gonna double stuff. I was like yeah. Donald oriole felt real. Bad guys might be us. Let's say i bought a box of whatever you call the bag i guess of. What is that. it's not really a train. Trae orioles and it had a purple purple thing. Which is the double stuff color. But then it was regular oreos it was lady gaga brand some shit and i was like fuck got regular warriors but opened up and i was like this kind of looks like the same amount as double stuff Then i got some double stuff..

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"marty mush" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

05:09 min | 5 d ago

"marty mush" Discussed on KFC Radio

"They like he's like they come to me. Do your fucking jazz sunny. I don't i keep my my butter in the in the fridge. My mom keeps on the counter. And i love it on the counter but i just don't do it myself. I've never seen on the count on the counter accused the bathroom bread. Ask a question of weird right. I keep it in the microwave. Yeah that's where your live in new york. I presume right yeah. That's new york. That's an apartment thing in the microwave because you don't have the space the space these reason that but charity microwave donuts on accident or something a little mike oaxacan. You got fucking donuts in the back. It's fucking ruined full pairs of socks embarrassing do you. Let's find out mean this. Let's find out how garbage martin's your preliminary questions gentlemen. If i might have more time on the look at me like this guy smoking something. He's great great. It is probably never guessed some people get them and they look like fucking gary now. You're great look good. It's funny having the rules like we have rules to be played by. He just can't get the deck game. It's fucking however you however you want to do it right marty. i'm curious. where are you from long island strike one. What was what was the name of the street that you grew up on avenue. A avenue island makes no fuck. What stops it ronkonkoma tops. After the all right. I can track apogee letter. Naming in the burbs pike. No boulevard. no lane. Nothing like that is booking. One is places nice circle circles way is pretty pretty. Good sir smart. That's where you go trick or treating circle came you look over the fence at a circle look at got the whole thing the whole circle half man saxo. Believe your family's driving around a look nice..

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"marty mush" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

05:49 min | 5 d ago

"marty mush" Discussed on KFC Radio

"Is ripping them off at the track record. Monte must go through at the belmont zoo conscious about that. I don't think i've been there. I don't know why it well it does and you discussed even if your shit yourself after a night at the bar. I always think about self conscious about you. Go home with a girl after a night at the bar is blows me away faster. It blows me away talking and sweating and drinking and even if you don't full blown shit yourself it can't be great. I mean if a girl is going down on you after the bars what's wrong. I think it's weirder. I didn't have a fucking after a shower. That's that's just like fucking weird. What i think it's weird like fuck addict just out of the shower because it's like it's like a fucking just take skin right. At least you got out sweating it be a little salt on their little favors amazon. There you think that what. What do you mean we do. I mean that's what fucking fucking. It's a little salty although rather saying i think i think when you go down on the grill it just shows as distinct difference really. This is like this is just tastes like soap. Want to pennies. Swear my grandmother's house. French dressing on they're gonna battery. How sam and who's dealing with the drug the drinking one. They were talking about how they like. They like their women to have some like some musk to them and it was just john i did not under. I did not expect that. I like i like a natural smell. That's final. say our show. I would get it but those guys. I didn't expect it from all right anyway. So show to the people here. Are your pal garbage where we sell cards. Don't come with a box just come cellophane and people are like what the fuck no box. I'm like first of all the garbage second. Get a rubber band. It'd be a fucking adult about it. Actually class did not have it in the fucking the ziplock bag the non ziplock double. When i got my cards i will. I was a little surprise thing. There's going to be a gold cases. It's not an emmy showed up on an do. We have three that right box. You also forceful sports. Look at that. There's.

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"marty mush" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

01:30 min | 5 d ago

"marty mush" Discussed on KFC Radio

"He does right we would. I recommend a berry knows what he knows and he knows what he doesn't and he knows when it comes to. Hey hey fellas. Which should i drink. Let me listen to the. Kfc radio guys and get myself an ice cold miller lane balkan blackheart right discussing road side of the fence right. How about you know you wanna drink disgusting from from the deplorable pits of long island. Or do you want to drink an ice cold. Miller lite from milwaukee wisconsin where they brew beer in those sleep at you know they all do in. Wisconsin is make cheese and cooked. Beer crook beer where they go beer so it you'll be a boil the beer whatever however you make the beer. That's what they do in wisconsin for miller lite so marty nossa drink it. We've been drinking. Dana beers has switched over. The guy's name is dana beers. For god's sake. I mean at this point. You're not on the miller lite train. You gotta you gotta get out. I understand it. I grew up in new york. I know that these things are pretty regional. let's call spate of spades miller. Lite has taken over the great tastes. I genuinely. i drank a different beer for most of my life. Because that's just it was a regional thing right and then i never really many leads and then once the sponsor came on. I was like all right. We'll do middle-aged and now it is nice way better it is it is. That's not clear isn't advertisement. So hashtag ad but i. It is truly truly a far superior. This tastes yeah. It has an enjoyable taste while still being less filling. So i mean it's just the best of both worlds beats all the competitors and we saw the light we grew up everybody grows up and eventually becomes a miller lite.

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"marty mush" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

05:27 min | 5 d ago

"marty mush" Discussed on KFC Radio

"They'll tell you exactly how long you got two miles to the on. Google maps the guest issues. One point eight nine. You're playing with house money at that point absolutely. I'm living but but you know it's like i should fill up right now while i have the time and i'm never gonna know never back. How many times have you run out of gas. I mean i'm not an idiot. Council countless time was. It was a thing that's out again. You with one hundred. Many times i had to throw it in neutral and stuff downhill. Walk to. the gas station asked me. it will school. that is not much of a man. Blais vital burger again on route four. I went to a school where like the parents could come in today. And i was fine. That was allowed. Excuse short i would have to call him big. John did it again again. John john's going to miss the first half school. Because you gotta sit inside of their way for aaa. i'd be like was your dad. Ever like god damage. I told him he would not be happy. That really give a shit. I think he would. I think be like god. Damn i don't think you care like i at a very young age to do what i wanted to do. We all right like like ties. It start focusing on the other three pretty soon like this. One's this piece are isn't really going to come out. I wanted to yeah. Let's start working on the other one like a burnt piece of toast. We're still hungry later. We'll eat it. That's a good one scrape off the burn on toast. If if i don't have another slice slice. I mean you know i'm Guide you blankly polish now. Why is that a posting. Really weird fact. I know a decent amount of stereotypes hit trust them. By the way. I hate the burst. Your bubble a dm and somebody said don't versus bubble burst it. Oh boy your fun facts. They're just not true. Fucking even those who he's that i've i've been. I've been telling them to because they are they are fun. Be the first. One of my acts are one person told me once and i didn't research it and that's that's that's my whole puerto rico and san. Juan are flipped. The country was supposed to be called san. Juan which makes sense and at the port rico. Yeah but that. I can't remember why it's not true but it's not true and then downstream wasn't it wasn't done there. Saint saint thomas saint saint one. Yes but there was something like they. They lose a lot of credibility with the glasses by the way they like intentionally did change but but anyway the other one is that prague is the only place in europe that was untouched by world..

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"marty mush" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

04:50 min | 5 d ago

"marty mush" Discussed on KFC Radio

"Operation. When you were a kid. That was like spot and michael jackson in the grocery store. In your a little now. We never got that. It was always more extensive. That's a great idea. In theory on paper i can gather. Let's give it a whirl but it just doesn't texture is not right. That would make more sense than straight peanut butter. I'm sorry the witherspoon. yeah. I'll stick talking with peanut butter by the way is the perfect like there is some protein substance tour. Like you're in between meals. We're kind of you gotta have some milk on too. So i i about two scripts that and then i just chug from the from the milk from the carton really yeah gallon. That sounds like something i would do. Now because i've i've lately have run into an issue. I was actually talking about this morning. Where i i started smoking lot before bed. I can't sleep anymore. Smoking cigarettes we glasses crack. Ripple couple book. We hit the sleep clear under a line. He's already under the covers outside. Smoking bans but the must be forced. When you're high. When with the munchies man. I fall asleep right away and then i wake up and i guess i sleep walk and i wake up with just like chips in my bed. I say this. On the podcast here. Day where i'll fall asleep on like peanut butter cups and i wake up and it'd be melted my bed. It's like a nine year old. Wake up chocolate. Hawk was on the side of his pockets. I stuff those with candy for go to bed. The sheets have dipped in some peanut butter cops. And like we've had and i'll do a handful of frozen sour patch kids in there too but i'll look a forty year old whore fucking uniform. Man is amazing. I just go home and watch. Tv handy everybody wants to be you. It's i promise when. I was a kid that i would. I was never. I was never gonna and i was going to play with my gi..

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"marty mush" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

03:43 min | 5 d ago

"marty mush" Discussed on KFC Radio

"Let's get into it. Are you garbage with marty mush. All right let's go. We got to argue garbage boys champion foley back in person in the flesh which is great i this is i did funk best to flex submitted interview impersonal. It was weird. I was like this is a little bit strange. I gotta get my my my my sea legs back if you will like people person. Yeah it's way better in person. It is on the timing but it's also like a adjustment to get back into it. Sure when you're behind the computer. It's like mobile. Yeah you're just yelling at your hit. Me ask descends and blows. you're not gonna get. What do you think about this assholes glasses. Yeah it's a lot. It's relatively on brand for you. So it makes if i walked in you aware no might have to do. We have to have an intervention like. He walked up the which is weird. Because like it. Because you know who we are in perception shifts. Not like we look all that different you know. But if i had i like household my thing is like we. We have that long. It's been a year right. she is like. That's all. I heard you steal arthur. Something crosby stills nash and final burn down down from. Csi though horatio caine. Yes guy knows you also look at the bad guy from sonic the. Oh yeah very. Yeah dr batniji. What was it. I did thing like a slow mo video the other day someone asked me just came on my desk. Like can you blow a raspberry in slow motion. I was filming. And i did it and then he will reply. Everyone doctor about nick like laughing. It looks like a cartoon. I wanna go like. My my goal in life is to just go full on junior. i'm a. I'm a live action. Movie of a douchebag healings into that a little bit so you're very cartoon works fat guy right colors pattern. I couldn't pull this shirt off. Another one fifty. I actually thought there have been times right. Thought for my for my career would have been better if i just went full-fat like i'm the skinny fact. I like you know it was dave and dan for awhile and dan had bigger larger than life with the mustache is the funny fat guy and i was just the average. Got your your shape. I'm skinny fat. I'm froze. I swear to god i would rather be. What am i complete. Oh you just are a bigger guy. Where like if. I look okay with clothes and then i take my shirt off like it's like. Oh yeah so almost surprise. You know what you're getting into your bigger guy and it's just like lumpy and and handily evans. One of those things that are like a. That's like what do you call it. The cinnamon rolls where like it's very tightly wrapped and then once you bury. Yeah yeah yeah no has fully magnon with the rope out when you can take it pop. Yeah it sounds like a gunshot caves the actual role no like man. That was that was like fireworks. When you were a kid with all kids came out into the kitchen for that. Go mom when you.

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"marty mush" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

06:02 min | 3 months ago

"marty mush" Discussed on KFC Radio

"Jer. I'm like a no asshole person. That's my thing. Just like no assholes. I don't know that's a you know what honestly that's totally fine i can. I can understand your thought process on that and if somebody was going to give me an answer on which body part they don't want to go near because of germs. That's probably the most acceptable answer. It's definitely not feet. Jared kravis jerry. You're really not gonna suck on a girl's finger non the pandemic okay. It's not like i'm not real out fine. Can be thing. Jared your mom. You're listening if you're listening. Please turn this off for for this next thing though about to say please turn the radio off. Okay i'm going to be three seconds. Three two one from hooking up with a girl and she's like fingering herself then. I will put her fingers in my mouth for sure. No doubt not like crea- just to get it like a little wet for her nose. You go baby back on the table of jumping around there go like i need the fucking outside sources. Blew it up. come on my zipper. The sweatshirt is all we need in these parts. Says christ haircut. I will agree. Gabby made great strides. It had gabby has had quite the globe. There is no doubt you know. He's got the tattoos we understand. Why get any worse. I i will say though his eyes excuse about the pandemic is quite ironic seeing as he would just like make out with somebody in a pandemic but he wouldn't suck their finger. I'd rather suck fingers than suck say. Oh yeah the the germs on your fingers in the middle of the nfl are less than was in your mouth and nose fact to everyone is sanitizing. And everyone's hands are fucking bleeding from all the hand sanitizer we use. Why wouldn't you suck fingers right now right. You don't have to wear gloves out but you do have to wear a mask out like it's a great point. I mean yes your hands can obviously like they can can give it to somebody else. But like as long as your sanitizing. Your hands are pretty clean. Jared you have to wear a mask out because people are worried about what's coming out of your nose and.

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"marty mush" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

03:35 min | 3 months ago

"marty mush" Discussed on KFC Radio

"Right. I said hey. I'm in boston. I didn't tell you why was awesome. That's not sketchy. Ads sketchy it's pretty good. It's sketchy that's a that's a. That's a four hour lives in the maybe ten miles from boston. Like hey i'm coming to saugus and didn't see him at ten minutes away. That's that's why. I apologize next time i come to boston. I will give you a heads up. That i'm coming to boston but i'll take you to callard okay. I honestly i will go to kowloon as long as you bring ellen. Fuck no yeah. Oh yeah i'm saying no you've third world with us before and you're just fine. You're right yeah we just one time. One time we went to the flying cock when it was outdoor seating so as of yet on third in new york. Probably yeah and pretty good food yet. It's delicious shenanigans We went and had lunch. When jared's mom was in the city helping them move out and he just sat there and just took a fucking from it was i mean. I don't think he said a single word years and years year. Yeah like i. i mean. I've met ellen when i was living in boston. I'm pretty sure so we've had. We've had a friendship. We've had a relationship we taxed. This is the first time it was just. This is the first time. I just the three of us in in gerges. Just got an earful. I think he wasn't that bad. I remember i wasn't listening. Advertising exactly that was like playbook eight three three eight five seven eight six six five so in the first segment. If you missed the lovely conversation that somehow came from marty and jared beef it was what's dirtier the private parts of a woman or feet and we have anthony in seattle who was a medic in the army. Jared so he is going to give us scoop so anthony. Settle this argument. So you got to think about it like that guess..

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"marty mush" Discussed on Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

24:08 min | 1 year ago

"marty mush" Discussed on Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

"His new APPs and vodka they were they were the fastest to sell a million cases in any vodka company in the history of the United States and then they came out with the Pink Whitney and that's all even uh-huh yeah like if Donald really is like Kinda special than from year one to two he's GonNa take stupidly it's the best player either of them played with I hope over I'm leaning they're going to get the wins the PELICANS aren't in my mind I mean but again porzingas hadn't stayed players under the Yeah Okay Yeah Courtney Lee Cornelie wow goes to him it also this episode the NBA season preview brought to you by good pals at quip most US quit I have not yet but I've been hearing raving about around this office I guess I what are you waiting for exactly not good I'm not gonna get none good things you're like a weight yeah I just I just gotTa buy some things for myself I haven't bought something for years so quip I think might be my first one thank you should I clicked on three different might even get it for a discounted rate lucere Kenya especially since quips sensitive vibrations with a built in timer gente guide gentle hours read that wrong guide gentle brushing for the dentist recommended two minutes which is great because it really does just buzz and shut off on those two minutes enough they give you three three little buzzes and that just off which I appreciate you that's nice sometimes you just in their brush and you don't know when you said gums raw yeah how and it palisades every thirty seconds to let you know to switch sides which is good get that nice even clean wow that's very nice of them allergy automatically delivers brush heads to you every three months for clean new bristles right on schedule the sleek intuitive design is simple to use and comes with the travel cap that doubles as a Miramonte you can stick that sucker right on your mayor Moshe no more just like putting it in the cabinet wondering where it is getting all men do you sell me yeah I want it so bad I was my old time these thoughtful features make brushing something you actually wanted due twice everyday good habits matter to live a healthier life so help form fresh oral health habits with Quip Quip sets just twenty five bucks and you'll get your first refill free at get quip dot com slash mix tape this is a simple way to support us and start brushing better but you have to go to get you you ip dot com slash mix tape to get your first refill free go right now to get Q. U. IP DOT com slash mixed as time back he's ready to go we are on the last leg of this the Denver Nuggets most tell me what the number is Tommy now doesn't matter are you know why you're GonNa take the over bowl I'm the reason I am the biggest Bobo Fan and he's got the same person listening listen when you're right you're right and the guy shoots three seven nine lorraine I'm a big fan of people when they don't play and still get drafted really high love that Anthony Davis that guy pretty good did he not play table he played a lot bit those guy there owns a well did not play a bit and he got Taupe didn't work where we nuggets bobole fighting mobile's man mobile over no matter what numbers really seventy-five over smashing I have so many nuggets the nuggets are fifty two and a half yeah I like that over auto especially after Tyler said but that's simply too low Murray's win last year to give that up one fifty four last year eh one of the few teams who brought back continuity and I feel like that's going to be massive especially in the early goings of the season especially West the conference where it's like every game yet like a two-game gap might slide you from third to seventh so yeah poor Puerto he looked good he looked so slow man he is but that's the thing like when Jabari everybody I wish to yeah he's jumping up over everybody but left to right talk but they won fifty four.

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"marty mush" Discussed on Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

20:15 min | 1 year ago

"marty mush" Discussed on Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

"But who's next let's go what was the magic number would you say was forty two hundred two and a half two and a half again uh bases like most in the mix because we don't really get much basketball takes actually I love that thing him wearing headbands around his arms yes yup the best thirty seven and a half all right so forty one forty one last year it really is there's two hundred thirty five million dollars for I you got everything out of that you know we're going to get that he made them all stars from all the seven thirty five feels low for a team that won forty one last year now it also feels like that forty one I won't say best case scenario no you're right I'm going under I'm going under two and that's plus plus a little bit plus one oh five so people are taking the over people are taking the over yet last one thirty five like they added they drafted see Kubis eighteen I don't know what he's given initial so what would they improved on from last year to this year so I would if anything on trading drumming the last thing I want from Detroit it's draft picks because they stink at the draft well that was the old Casey and I can remember the guy there now when Stan van was running bad new Henry Eighth Home Fifteen I was Stanley Stanley was excuse me sometimes I get mock drafts an actual drafts read so many of them mixed up my head and I remember when he was coming out of high school it's like a senior people being like a top ten pick the other like this named henry is the real throwing the last time he'll true fucking Henry the hang I was gonna say but he's not a head sorry I call exclusively that's the name he prefers really yeah he doesn't like Hank well tell me over I'll think they're gonNA like set the world on fire but like them winning if they don't win thirty eight it's a failure of a season Susan is very average year they should also like cancel bats if like one of the three best players on the team gets traded for nothing see this is why futures fuck me all the time because one there's there's there's injuries and also I hate on your account that you have always something at risk because it's like you need that money for this week 'cause you down so much so now I'm adding more and I'm GonNa be down the whole so futures are tough but I do there is fun like Smitty this year had the mets eighty five and a half they one eighty five the worst pete and they were up four two in the middle of the night for win eighty six they're up for and it was something you'd already counters a loss and then the mets went on some huge winning streak in August and he was like this is alive and then they're up for two in the night and it was against wasn't against the braves didn't even need the winds and Chuck and somebody had bit for not even next year but the year after he's like no like twenty twenty eight the white sox are going to be sick me the white sox most relevant team in the world knowing who's a fuck about him to win the division doesn't twenty they'll be okay sure knowing that's true they don't the Chicago Bolts team that won twenty two games last year thirty you and a half people are hammering the over I like that over to it's a big I can't believe twenty two wins bad so that's why I feel good about the over what I injury last year they did even twenty two that's that's sons territory very much trying to lose towards the end and also during the middle of the beginning gone by they got dead young I like that young not your of if Lori Post All-star breakages him now these install monster I dated text let me say are we about to get some ass I don't know what context that offices I don't know what this is but yeah that's while distracted probably not doubtful for sure not of the livestream you're doing now no Koby White Pussy in North Carolina.

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"marty mush" Discussed on Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

08:24 min | 1 year ago

"marty mush" Discussed on Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

"Concerns like that's their commitment now now he's their guy now they were saying all along yeah last week they couldn't find a terrific wants to pay eighty million when when Jalen can I get four eighty and people like that's an overpay or if they if he thinks is going to get more than they bonus good for eighty one simone it's a no leverage I'm GonNa say we have this season we'll tell a lot it was now he's kind of like he's not the first option because campus GonNa Start Celtics Eastern Conference goes right or they could be the one or the two honestly okay so I'll say second round losing to one of those seven games is the ideal sure lost count the same but yeah you don't think one day it'd be one or two I don't like the bugs definitely not by a bad match for the bucks and Philly I think wheatfield affiliates such a team to just crack unlike the the Celtics will get them beat them out game seven and get swept box see that's what I feel like when you have like Al Horford those like you Eke at those game sevens now I don't know who's going to be that Horford and Al Horford literally lost game seven that he did not seek out uh-huh against the cavs don't count on the court that'll go type person town was trained for Tristan Thompson Billy get some I cruise into the final it would be very funny affiliate just kept getting all the guys who would stop their frontcourt guys I think it's a great move because now Janas the deal any more but they got embiid and Horford Schick I love I love I don't I don't I can't see any other eastern conference final than those there's no other one I want I know that much that's fair Yep Bucks optics would be the box and three yeah they've is cancelled will lose some viewers you big market like Boston yeah I gotta say a team that just came up I don't think the pace is going to make the playoffs nominee because all the data because a lot of stuff like that they're going to try to make this big front court work they have like they got pieces but they got pieces like you're avait like they gave TJ worn with for reason the suns are bad that's fine jeremy lamb was one of those no names with with him last year and he was like I'll come to the pacers okay brogden spine but the bucks the best team in the League regular-season leisure like we're fine letting you go well it wasn't that they'd made a choice they they didn't feel like they chose like Middleton's a lot they weren't losing the two of the three and I think the choice was Lopez over Brogden yeah and the problem was hurt for like the whole year always are so it's like if he can keep things afloat depot gets back but he gets her to also only by the terrible injuries yeah so I don't think they make the playoffs this year I could see no I could see that I I hate the Pacers there so don't love it you can't stand the Pacers this annoy me the uniform it's just like reading Miller Pacers like what is that what even is a pace her mind you Jim clashing take the paper test as don't like their team I never enjoyed them okay I don't get that take the Pacers one of the biggest rivals in early two thousands with the Jamaican Neil team so I've I've got some some deep hatred for sin subsided all right the next thing yeah most you have any like over unders pulled up for these teams could take some definitely grabbed those I also I'll go miles turner was my nba player. I always liked play NBA we will do fancy drafts but then like we'd we'd have the draft classes also in their Swedish drafting and I oh he was sick so I always thought it'd be great is good yeah but he's I don't like the pace let's take in the Atlantic otherwise I'd have no or we could just the magic couldn't make the playoffs again what do you think about false did you see his shot that video they're like making him when he made shots still not great just didn't look right what happens how does that happen I he just still doesn't have like.

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"marty mush" Discussed on Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

09:17 min | 1 year ago

"marty mush" Discussed on Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

"Out to your guys sweatshirts fire absolutely fence had to restock you didn't even know now I knew we sold out yeah it was nice it was nice good good brain day for you to sell those brain day get a good day good day the brain surgery allows kind of brain day you real quick yeah real quick just one thing when I start speaking I usually it's the first words my mouth it's usually not good yeah no I was I been like Sunday it'll be here at eleven and I was at also to the Morris was like I'm not going to go home asleep on the couch someone opened the door like eight am twin open were not sleeping the other way around I was like the IRT the fucking nerve to come on I want to be sleeping on the fucking couch bed very disrespectful with your back they know they know they were looking Martin because I'm usually only one in there how sorry not you'll see me impersonal y'all for sure it was easier Guinness cussing fuck working jerry son of a bitch but it is NBA season. I'm very excited I still anyone who claims to know who's on every team is lying to no one knows you find out in a weekend I'd be thrilled if I knew everyone a weekend gambling you find that when I found out like what's his name is a coach of the fucking sparks Their Derek Fisher like go out there Justin Wnba like I had no idea and you never forget that yeah that makes all right Yes oh I meant to tell you the fact that you guys extended Jalen Brown before Taco falls insane yeah I think I grew Taco fall like last week extended more lies keep extending is the face of your teeth talk troublesome that's great I wanted to get a Taco Tattoo on my ass almost be Duke Been Great Damn Yeah that one little rim in I had a talk on my ass tough but do you I saw a lot of tweets from you didn't like it what Jalen Brown it's fine that's my take sensible it's not the Max clearly right between he and buddy does seem weird that even got this late like like buddy wanted to be in Sacramento sound like Jalen Window in Boston so it's like I just plain hairs over especially with incentives I don't I don't even know if it was splitting hairs as much as we don't really see negotiating and the NBA anymore and I think this just negotiating it everyone's like the fuck is this van we're negotiating Jalen got one fifteen what can be what up to a quick one twenty with incentives or something like that I thought it was up to one or optimization and buddy can get up to like one oh six or something like I think the actual negotiating because even buddy was like though what I do appreciate from the Celtics is it got leaked that it was offered four eighty but it was never leaked like how buddy was like I'll go elsewhere tomorrow so I think the looks like we'll figure it out and they did because age does not do this he never signs restricted for like I thought we were gonNA lose Marcus smart when we did same thing with him and then we ended up paying him slightly more than he asked for just a year after the fact so I'm happy Jalen sear for at least five more years I assume the same things happen with them and I like I keep saying we net definitely he'll get the full Max they won't be any when laugh at that when it happens more no guy but I know I I love him struggles sometimes yeah I interested to see this season with both of them but then I saw the point this out to and it's what I've been saying ever since an refuse used to trade them if you're not going to trade them you better fucking re-sign them no of course better keep them or at least if you're going to be like because like dream mccollum has released the only big free agent after this year everything else is going to be restricted or overpaying guys you don't want so it was like you really want Jalen Brown hit open market because somebody will give him the four year old for sure whatever by just like same with buddy same with John Murray any of these guys like this list is get them in house keep them in house now the fact that so bonus gove eighty mill is nothing that's a while that's disgusting I think it's too much he should get zero dollars in college food world is he an eighty million dollar guy he made more than his father his career just by signing a PS paper good squeezing start that's that's eligible for all right all right you got us when people and I know there are some people think Simone is Jalen I'm not here to talk to any of those people but wings have more leverage than bigs I just think across the books because again anybody was willing to play it out next year somebody was going to pay just because he was like okay you'll get nothing you think four seventy seven I'll wait a year to buy his heirs and get four near seventy buddy looking to pay so you think it's the wildest that he signed it overpay well I don't I think it was overpay in the sense if they're gonna try to start them both right like there's a lot of money our expansion yet he got four eighty five or something last year yeah you five I think yes so you've got a very non modern front court to which is why I said I would traded him before I had to do this but they're committed to any and it's GonNa wear team we'll get to them all right though I I'm gonNA find out who's on all these teams take time whereas Malcolm Brogdon boy he's not in the bucks now and when did that June there's one of the first move I don't pay attention to Malcolm Brogdon dirt I fucking Hate Malcolm brought them why he feels like I do player I hate him so much to do there's Voyeur yes exactly Virginia wait yeah fucking asshole I do wonder though if like the Jalen extension means age would be more apt to trade tatum Knox I think he thinks ones better already got one in hand we are we still pay hayward thirty four next year cabbages signs and you're GonNa get You're actually get you'll get way more for tatum way more yeah way more so so I see it that's still has big just because it's the you have to pay hey but it's a leisure it's like we're done you don't count on the Horford money or the Cairo any smart will probably be coming up for any because he's on what four year yet that was before last year so he's halfway through after this year it'll be halfway through and then outside that yeah so I feel like he'll get his early writer home can get the four hundred eighty six million right or wrong is wrestle Jalen. I'm GonNa Laugh at that tatum applaud we'd love Jalen Jalen I don't even hate tatum I just think it's GonNa be funny when they give them a lot of money okay now change everything you've done we believe you now I think they're going to be okay top four seat I agree I think cameras would be unreal for them I'm very excited to watch Kamba I liked that we've just always had very good wildly different point guards since we drafted Rhonda the cameras everyone loves Kimber and he's such an irrelevant team for an like he's coming nice to see him on a team where he actually has some help it was so such a bad team who's great so he's gotTa be good you think you'd hope I saw I like the Celtics I don't have an NBA team. I don't really care for the Knicks or just long island's not like the fact that you even like basketball coming from long island is already rare Yelich examined college guys I love college but I'll NBA is I watch every night but I just don't want to be man I'm not dying for any team you're not Celtics Home Court it doesn't feel unreasonable yeah I like Celtics what's their absolute ceiling assuming everything goes right eastern conference finals loss just like they beat Philly in the second and yeah in the second round and then they lose to the bucks game.

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"marty mush" Discussed on Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

18:31 min | 1 year ago

"marty mush" Discussed on Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

"Touch brighten my day he's he gets mediate something so hard the world's largest bugger will shoot out of my nose with but it's not like oh I know I had to blow my nose this thing was in my brain when it when it happened at the Caprio he's never I'll tell you it hasn't happened yet so these next two months ago if you if you see me start third tonight it's because I think it might be that it's going to be like you'd like talking to Erica or like someone like that you don't like me 'cause I'll just laugh it off like it's going to be somewhere like whoa forever rather it happened in front of Erica Dave 'cause Eric that's gross but it won't turn into the days dailia store those rainfall in six weeks your name will never be cold you got to be whatever comes up whatever comes in his mind is that how women feel when they have their period you know it's coming and you just don't like I've never fully understood the period cycle me neither but as three men I feel like we should try to there's no better experts than I know for sure a pretty good vagina beg but I feel like why does it fly out like a waterslide or was it just like a faucet that you just can't turn off all right does a Tampon feel good when you put it in the Eastern conference looking good you say nick taking the overhear me to probably can't be the worst I you probably idiot say to the previous like ain't GonNa be the previous until an hour and we're going to preview a preview it's going to be a big I'm very excited because huge season we lousy on your duke boy I also I bet last week on the Pelicans because I thought the game was last week and those Wednes- Iowa's in I love them plus six now he's not in spreads like ten or twelve now and I'm too much of a principal cancelled about going back that I didn't know you could even do that I call my bookie and it'd be stop yeah but if the Pelicans do win I started on the rafters on be so mad so just GonNa right I mean it's to Duke Pelicans anyway so true lily everyone from Duke's other it's true but yeah I bet tale at least are gonna be so good this Duke Duke now now other mothers one that really you're going to hate him so much like every yeah they hurt his name is matthew hurt he's got got braces he's good yeah his lips are so red it's like a comically read this stuck his albums optical poke in the eye uh-huh looks confused he's drooling in the picture magma drink a lot like you see a kid districts a he's got an active neck I'll tell you what recently active neck assure act lion column those ones are so you could tell you could see them sipping water from miles away talking Adam's apple goes down the kneecaps and golf yeah disgusting and this is a net Amee ah both male and female yes we're going all over it no you we brought motion here specifically the PAO friend of the show but also because he's just on the show am I am I I I'm in the mix tape world I officially in the world literally the sentence I just said that aside forget to listen baby you're the one that stinks you move your neck again my buddy the next GONNA stop coming with a neck brace tomorrow you look you see this shirt shared the moisture the moon shirt which he claims sold over one hundred of 'cause I made sure that day of Dave says we won't sell more than eight of those this was like way back when nobody knew that fuck I was the match before rough and rowdy boxing gloves balls I had to put this on sale did forget it was tied to the rough and rowdy builder yes plans why a couple more were sold yes I mean the the butts and gloves song thousand rudy was a way bigger star than you I haven't taken out since college basketball and they put him in the closet he's a college.

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"marty mush" Discussed on The Short Porch

The Short Porch

01:41 min | 1 year ago

"marty mush" Discussed on The Short Porch

"Have you been doing that by the way i see you do that. Every time it's legitimate the only free money i know every time and he's like usually fine after his last already fucked up in the fifth but usually like two through six lights out. I just has no idea how to pitch. We almost have to do like a witch doctor or hypnotize him be like no no. No you already through the first thing like it's okay what school were scoreboards wrong. Just go out there. I mean like that's the only way to do it and the last thing for d._m. Sonny gray such an astle does lights out he doesn't he he hasn't yet. We knew this was going to happen. I know but it's actually happening. I mean woody of twenty three scoreless innings. It was broken up yesterday by a little bit and he pitched great. What a lot to the only thing that makes me know. Is i mean he was never going to work with the yankees but i almost just wish we got more for them because we have been able to tell their teams like look. He's gonna be unbelievable. The owners era in august is in four starts its point three eight jesus fucking dick wad and in those games strikeouts seven seven ten ten so that's the thing about him though that's why he's doing so. I didn't really know that much like i knew he was doing the streak going on since it cincinnati does no one no one's paying attention and that's why he went out in the running. That's like grateful midget. We'll say these starts in atlanta. The cops the cardinals and the padres meaning no slouches dick and he has a great run support he you know it's like if a kunia homers or whatever a cuneo homers and if he doesn't know what support sports stupid all right t._j. Let's let's cook with some d._m._z. Forego d._m.'s guy is real. Quick by indochino. Indochino.

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