17 Burst results for "Marty mush"

"marty mush" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

06:02 min | Last month

"marty mush" Discussed on KFC Radio

"Jer. I'm like a no asshole person. That's my thing. Just like no assholes. I don't know that's a you know what honestly that's totally fine i can. I can understand your thought process on that and if somebody was going to give me an answer on which body part they don't want to go near because of germs. That's probably the most acceptable answer. It's definitely not feet. Jared kravis jerry. You're really not gonna suck on a girl's finger non the pandemic okay. It's not like i'm not real out fine. Can be thing. Jared your mom. You're listening if you're listening. Please turn this off for for this next thing though about to say please turn the radio off. Okay i'm going to be three seconds. Three two one from hooking up with a girl and she's like fingering herself then. I will put her fingers in my mouth for sure. No doubt not like crea- just to get it like a little wet for her nose. You go baby back on the table of jumping around there go like i need the fucking outside sources. Blew it up. come on my zipper. The sweatshirt is all we need in these parts. Says christ haircut. I will agree. Gabby made great strides. It had gabby has had quite the globe. There is no doubt you know. He's got the tattoos we understand. Why get any worse. I i will say though his eyes excuse about the pandemic is quite ironic seeing as he would just like make out with somebody in a pandemic but he wouldn't suck their finger. I'd rather suck fingers than suck say. Oh yeah the the germs on your fingers in the middle of the nfl are less than was in your mouth and nose fact to everyone is sanitizing. And everyone's hands are fucking bleeding from all the hand sanitizer we use. Why wouldn't you suck fingers right now right. You don't have to wear gloves out but you do have to wear a mask out like it's a great point. I mean yes your hands can obviously like they can can give it to somebody else. But like as long as your sanitizing. Your hands are pretty clean. Jared you have to wear a mask out because people are worried about what's coming out of your nose and.

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"marty mush" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

03:35 min | Last month

"marty mush" Discussed on KFC Radio

"Right. I said hey. I'm in boston. I didn't tell you why was awesome. That's not sketchy. Ads sketchy it's pretty good. It's sketchy that's a that's a. That's a four hour lives in the maybe ten miles from boston. Like hey i'm coming to saugus and didn't see him at ten minutes away. That's that's why. I apologize next time i come to boston. I will give you a heads up. That i'm coming to boston but i'll take you to callard okay. I honestly i will go to kowloon as long as you bring ellen. Fuck no yeah. Oh yeah i'm saying no you've third world with us before and you're just fine. You're right yeah we just one time. One time we went to the flying cock when it was outdoor seating so as of yet on third in new york. Probably yeah and pretty good food yet. It's delicious shenanigans We went and had lunch. When jared's mom was in the city helping them move out and he just sat there and just took a fucking from it was i mean. I don't think he said a single word years and years year. Yeah like i. i mean. I've met ellen when i was living in boston. I'm pretty sure so we've had. We've had a friendship. We've had a relationship we taxed. This is the first time it was just. This is the first time. I just the three of us in in gerges. Just got an earful. I think he wasn't that bad. I remember i wasn't listening. Advertising exactly that was like playbook eight three three eight five seven eight six six five so in the first segment. If you missed the lovely conversation that somehow came from marty and jared beef it was what's dirtier the private parts of a woman or feet and we have anthony in seattle who was a medic in the army. Jared so he is going to give us scoop so anthony. Settle this argument. So you got to think about it like that guess..

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"marty mush" Discussed on Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

24:08 min | 1 year ago

"marty mush" Discussed on Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

"His new APPs and vodka they were they were the fastest to sell a million cases in any vodka company in the history of the United States and then they came out with the Pink Whitney and that's all even uh-huh yeah like if Donald really is like Kinda special than from year one to two he's GonNa take stupidly it's the best player either of them played with I hope over I'm leaning they're going to get the wins the PELICANS aren't in my mind I mean but again porzingas hadn't stayed players under the Yeah Okay Yeah Courtney Lee Cornelie wow goes to him it also this episode the NBA season preview brought to you by good pals at quip most US quit I have not yet but I've been hearing raving about around this office I guess I what are you waiting for exactly not good I'm not gonna get none good things you're like a weight yeah I just I just gotTa buy some things for myself I haven't bought something for years so quip I think might be my first one thank you should I clicked on three different might even get it for a discounted rate lucere Kenya especially since quips sensitive vibrations with a built in timer gente guide gentle hours read that wrong guide gentle brushing for the dentist recommended two minutes which is great because it really does just buzz and shut off on those two minutes enough they give you three three little buzzes and that just off which I appreciate you that's nice sometimes you just in their brush and you don't know when you said gums raw yeah how and it palisades every thirty seconds to let you know to switch sides which is good get that nice even clean wow that's very nice of them allergy automatically delivers brush heads to you every three months for clean new bristles right on schedule the sleek intuitive design is simple to use and comes with the travel cap that doubles as a Miramonte you can stick that sucker right on your mayor Moshe no more just like putting it in the cabinet wondering where it is getting all men do you sell me yeah I want it so bad I was my old time these thoughtful features make brushing something you actually wanted due twice everyday good habits matter to live a healthier life so help form fresh oral health habits with Quip Quip sets just twenty five bucks and you'll get your first refill free at get quip dot com slash mix tape this is a simple way to support us and start brushing better but you have to go to get you you ip dot com slash mix tape to get your first refill free go right now to get Q. U. IP DOT com slash mixed as time back he's ready to go we are on the last leg of this the Denver Nuggets most tell me what the number is Tommy now doesn't matter are you know why you're GonNa take the over bowl I'm the reason I am the biggest Bobo Fan and he's got the same person listening listen when you're right you're right and the guy shoots three seven nine lorraine I'm a big fan of people when they don't play and still get drafted really high love that Anthony Davis that guy pretty good did he not play table he played a lot bit those guy there owns a well did not play a bit and he got Taupe didn't work where we nuggets bobole fighting mobile's man mobile over no matter what numbers really seventy-five over smashing I have so many nuggets the nuggets are fifty two and a half yeah I like that over auto especially after Tyler said but that's simply too low Murray's win last year to give that up one fifty four last year eh one of the few teams who brought back continuity and I feel like that's going to be massive especially in the early goings of the season especially West the conference where it's like every game yet like a two-game gap might slide you from third to seventh so yeah poor Puerto he looked good he looked so slow man he is but that's the thing like when Jabari everybody I wish to yeah he's jumping up over everybody but left to right talk but they won fifty four.

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"marty mush" Discussed on Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

04:40 min | 1 year ago

"marty mush" Discussed on Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

"Spell shouted out the warriors because you saw on your heart half so last year they went fifty seven I'd say that as absolutely nothing to do with this year considering they no longer have Kevin Durant Klay Thompson hurt the do still have steph curry Philly Kevin Durant siller Murad I'll take over like I think yeah I think Steph is going to be like scoring title Mvp good I think is GonNa be motive rated and Angela Russell's like a lot of talk about he won't fit I like a twenty three Rd all-star what would he have to do to not that's why like he's I think he's a perfect fit I think they'll they'll make it work yeah I think he's a good enough player to say okay maybe I should take more maybe I should I gotta do this one step has the ball I think they'll figure that out so I think he's the type that's GonNa like figure out his role he's not going to be like I need the ball knows what teams are he's coming from the nets where he was like kind of the guy to be the guy is now I think he's going to Mesh Wealth I'm just moving the ball around and CBS players around him if he doesn't they're going to trade him and go get more common implicit does they still might trae correct yeah I like the over there it's only my twentieth well yeah because I thought it was so low those low if you like the last five warriors years there brexit their over being much lower but the circumstances who's next WHO's next la Clippers hoof saw them but for us very high I feel like I'm leaning under for that I feel like it's going to be a lot higher than they're willing to commit to regular season seven Los Angeles not next week chosen sane role do both back to back well I missed them up I missed one by the albuquerque isotopes Well how about we do the Lakers I hear at fifty one fifty one half John over thirty seven over on that Lakers go for that very reason are going to be pedaled to relatively pedal to the metal he they have to win every game I don't think they could lose whether I mean after I mean the way they played last year and Lebron didn't have all you have to okay Lebron's it's okay what brought everybody but now he's as everybody has Anthony Davis has a guy he wants he has to win a shit ton again going over what's the most games Anthony Davis on New Orleans we'll about fifty forty eight fifty ish I'm guessing what do you like Kelly I like them to win like fifty on the dot really I can't see them losing thirty two like I could definitely see them losing thirty two games unless it's like a crippling injury because like when the Brown was like he's witcher waiting definitely eighties out for a week away for him to get back to pair with I I can't see them unless it's more injury the West is really good like we've talked about so like them winning thirty two isn't even like an indictment on losing thirty two dight men on that might just think they're gonNA lose their benches and great like I think it's GonNa matter I'm going over I think they're going to be very regular season oriented I think they can still be true in fifty and thirty two could be like a negative thing even then I injury aside I can't say I just this is maybe their only year I agree with that as well no I'm looking on my thing I don't know why he has no bees make honey does too good too good I don't it's not here oh Lakers are still fifty doesn't have clippers no number why aren't they on here there's someone hurt everyone's Paul George whatever the clippers numbers they don't know who's GonNa Play Zion I don't see I could see they want forty eight last year and then they added probably the two best offered like fifty six sixty seven like I'd like they're clearly that good I just like to guys not the healthiest one who's mastered load.

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"marty mush" Discussed on Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

20:15 min | 1 year ago

"marty mush" Discussed on Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

"But who's next let's go what was the magic number would you say was forty two hundred two and a half two and a half again uh bases like most in the mix because we don't really get much basketball takes actually I love that thing him wearing headbands around his arms yes yup the best thirty seven and a half all right so forty one forty one last year it really is there's two hundred thirty five million dollars for I you got everything out of that you know we're going to get that he made them all stars from all the seven thirty five feels low for a team that won forty one last year now it also feels like that forty one I won't say best case scenario no you're right I'm going under I'm going under two and that's plus plus a little bit plus one oh five so people are taking the over people are taking the over yet last one thirty five like they added they drafted see Kubis eighteen I don't know what he's given initial so what would they improved on from last year to this year so I would if anything on trading drumming the last thing I want from Detroit it's draft picks because they stink at the draft well that was the old Casey and I can remember the guy there now when Stan van was running bad new Henry Eighth Home Fifteen I was Stanley Stanley was excuse me sometimes I get mock drafts an actual drafts read so many of them mixed up my head and I remember when he was coming out of high school it's like a senior people being like a top ten pick the other like this named henry is the real throwing the last time he'll true fucking Henry the hang I was gonna say but he's not a head sorry I call exclusively that's the name he prefers really yeah he doesn't like Hank well tell me over I'll think they're gonNA like set the world on fire but like them winning if they don't win thirty eight it's a failure of a season Susan is very average year they should also like cancel bats if like one of the three best players on the team gets traded for nothing see this is why futures fuck me all the time because one there's there's there's injuries and also I hate on your account that you have always something at risk because it's like you need that money for this week 'cause you down so much so now I'm adding more and I'm GonNa be down the whole so futures are tough but I do there is fun like Smitty this year had the mets eighty five and a half they one eighty five the worst pete and they were up four two in the middle of the night for win eighty six they're up for and it was something you'd already counters a loss and then the mets went on some huge winning streak in August and he was like this is alive and then they're up for two in the night and it was against wasn't against the braves didn't even need the winds and Chuck and somebody had bit for not even next year but the year after he's like no like twenty twenty eight the white sox are going to be sick me the white sox most relevant team in the world knowing who's a fuck about him to win the division doesn't twenty they'll be okay sure knowing that's true they don't the Chicago Bolts team that won twenty two games last year thirty you and a half people are hammering the over I like that over to it's a big I can't believe twenty two wins bad so that's why I feel good about the over what I injury last year they did even twenty two that's that's sons territory very much trying to lose towards the end and also during the middle of the beginning gone by they got dead young I like that young not your of if Lori Post All-star breakages him now these install monster I dated text let me say are we about to get some ass I don't know what context that offices I don't know what this is but yeah that's while distracted probably not doubtful for sure not of the livestream you're doing now no Koby White Pussy in North Carolina.

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"marty mush" Discussed on Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

08:24 min | 1 year ago

"marty mush" Discussed on Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

"Concerns like that's their commitment now now he's their guy now they were saying all along yeah last week they couldn't find a terrific wants to pay eighty million when when Jalen can I get four eighty and people like that's an overpay or if they if he thinks is going to get more than they bonus good for eighty one simone it's a no leverage I'm GonNa say we have this season we'll tell a lot it was now he's kind of like he's not the first option because campus GonNa Start Celtics Eastern Conference goes right or they could be the one or the two honestly okay so I'll say second round losing to one of those seven games is the ideal sure lost count the same but yeah you don't think one day it'd be one or two I don't like the bugs definitely not by a bad match for the bucks and Philly I think wheatfield affiliates such a team to just crack unlike the the Celtics will get them beat them out game seven and get swept box see that's what I feel like when you have like Al Horford those like you Eke at those game sevens now I don't know who's going to be that Horford and Al Horford literally lost game seven that he did not seek out uh-huh against the cavs don't count on the court that'll go type person town was trained for Tristan Thompson Billy get some I cruise into the final it would be very funny affiliate just kept getting all the guys who would stop their frontcourt guys I think it's a great move because now Janas the deal any more but they got embiid and Horford Schick I love I love I don't I don't I can't see any other eastern conference final than those there's no other one I want I know that much that's fair Yep Bucks optics would be the box and three yeah they've is cancelled will lose some viewers you big market like Boston yeah I gotta say a team that just came up I don't think the pace is going to make the playoffs nominee because all the data because a lot of stuff like that they're going to try to make this big front court work they have like they got pieces but they got pieces like you're avait like they gave TJ worn with for reason the suns are bad that's fine jeremy lamb was one of those no names with with him last year and he was like I'll come to the pacers okay brogden spine but the bucks the best team in the League regular-season leisure like we're fine letting you go well it wasn't that they'd made a choice they they didn't feel like they chose like Middleton's a lot they weren't losing the two of the three and I think the choice was Lopez over Brogden yeah and the problem was hurt for like the whole year always are so it's like if he can keep things afloat depot gets back but he gets her to also only by the terrible injuries yeah so I don't think they make the playoffs this year I could see no I could see that I I hate the Pacers there so don't love it you can't stand the Pacers this annoy me the uniform it's just like reading Miller Pacers like what is that what even is a pace her mind you Jim clashing take the paper test as don't like their team I never enjoyed them okay I don't get that take the Pacers one of the biggest rivals in early two thousands with the Jamaican Neil team so I've I've got some some deep hatred for sin subsided all right the next thing yeah most you have any like over unders pulled up for these teams could take some definitely grabbed those I also I'll go miles turner was my nba player. I always liked play NBA we will do fancy drafts but then like we'd we'd have the draft classes also in their Swedish drafting and I oh he was sick so I always thought it'd be great is good yeah but he's I don't like the pace let's take in the Atlantic otherwise I'd have no or we could just the magic couldn't make the playoffs again what do you think about false did you see his shot that video they're like making him when he made shots still not great just didn't look right what happens how does that happen I he just still doesn't have like.

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"marty mush" Discussed on Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

09:17 min | 1 year ago

"marty mush" Discussed on Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

"Out to your guys sweatshirts fire absolutely fence had to restock you didn't even know now I knew we sold out yeah it was nice it was nice good good brain day for you to sell those brain day get a good day good day the brain surgery allows kind of brain day you real quick yeah real quick just one thing when I start speaking I usually it's the first words my mouth it's usually not good yeah no I was I been like Sunday it'll be here at eleven and I was at also to the Morris was like I'm not going to go home asleep on the couch someone opened the door like eight am twin open were not sleeping the other way around I was like the IRT the fucking nerve to come on I want to be sleeping on the fucking couch bed very disrespectful with your back they know they know they were looking Martin because I'm usually only one in there how sorry not you'll see me impersonal y'all for sure it was easier Guinness cussing fuck working jerry son of a bitch but it is NBA season. I'm very excited I still anyone who claims to know who's on every team is lying to no one knows you find out in a weekend I'd be thrilled if I knew everyone a weekend gambling you find that when I found out like what's his name is a coach of the fucking sparks Their Derek Fisher like go out there Justin Wnba like I had no idea and you never forget that yeah that makes all right Yes oh I meant to tell you the fact that you guys extended Jalen Brown before Taco falls insane yeah I think I grew Taco fall like last week extended more lies keep extending is the face of your teeth talk troublesome that's great I wanted to get a Taco Tattoo on my ass almost be Duke Been Great Damn Yeah that one little rim in I had a talk on my ass tough but do you I saw a lot of tweets from you didn't like it what Jalen Brown it's fine that's my take sensible it's not the Max clearly right between he and buddy does seem weird that even got this late like like buddy wanted to be in Sacramento sound like Jalen Window in Boston so it's like I just plain hairs over especially with incentives I don't I don't even know if it was splitting hairs as much as we don't really see negotiating and the NBA anymore and I think this just negotiating it everyone's like the fuck is this van we're negotiating Jalen got one fifteen what can be what up to a quick one twenty with incentives or something like that I thought it was up to one or optimization and buddy can get up to like one oh six or something like I think the actual negotiating because even buddy was like though what I do appreciate from the Celtics is it got leaked that it was offered four eighty but it was never leaked like how buddy was like I'll go elsewhere tomorrow so I think the looks like we'll figure it out and they did because age does not do this he never signs restricted for like I thought we were gonNA lose Marcus smart when we did same thing with him and then we ended up paying him slightly more than he asked for just a year after the fact so I'm happy Jalen sear for at least five more years I assume the same things happen with them and I like I keep saying we net definitely he'll get the full Max they won't be any when laugh at that when it happens more no guy but I know I I love him struggles sometimes yeah I interested to see this season with both of them but then I saw the point this out to and it's what I've been saying ever since an refuse used to trade them if you're not going to trade them you better fucking re-sign them no of course better keep them or at least if you're going to be like because like dream mccollum has released the only big free agent after this year everything else is going to be restricted or overpaying guys you don't want so it was like you really want Jalen Brown hit open market because somebody will give him the four year old for sure whatever by just like same with buddy same with John Murray any of these guys like this list is get them in house keep them in house now the fact that so bonus gove eighty mill is nothing that's a while that's disgusting I think it's too much he should get zero dollars in college food world is he an eighty million dollar guy he made more than his father his career just by signing a PS paper good squeezing start that's that's eligible for all right all right you got us when people and I know there are some people think Simone is Jalen I'm not here to talk to any of those people but wings have more leverage than bigs I just think across the books because again anybody was willing to play it out next year somebody was going to pay just because he was like okay you'll get nothing you think four seventy seven I'll wait a year to buy his heirs and get four near seventy buddy looking to pay so you think it's the wildest that he signed it overpay well I don't I think it was overpay in the sense if they're gonna try to start them both right like there's a lot of money our expansion yet he got four eighty five or something last year yeah you five I think yes so you've got a very non modern front court to which is why I said I would traded him before I had to do this but they're committed to any and it's GonNa wear team we'll get to them all right though I I'm gonNA find out who's on all these teams take time whereas Malcolm Brogdon boy he's not in the bucks now and when did that June there's one of the first move I don't pay attention to Malcolm Brogdon dirt I fucking Hate Malcolm brought them why he feels like I do player I hate him so much to do there's Voyeur yes exactly Virginia wait yeah fucking asshole I do wonder though if like the Jalen extension means age would be more apt to trade tatum Knox I think he thinks ones better already got one in hand we are we still pay hayward thirty four next year cabbages signs and you're GonNa get You're actually get you'll get way more for tatum way more yeah way more so so I see it that's still has big just because it's the you have to pay hey but it's a leisure it's like we're done you don't count on the Horford money or the Cairo any smart will probably be coming up for any because he's on what four year yet that was before last year so he's halfway through after this year it'll be halfway through and then outside that yeah so I feel like he'll get his early writer home can get the four hundred eighty six million right or wrong is wrestle Jalen. I'm GonNa Laugh at that tatum applaud we'd love Jalen Jalen I don't even hate tatum I just think it's GonNa be funny when they give them a lot of money okay now change everything you've done we believe you now I think they're going to be okay top four seat I agree I think cameras would be unreal for them I'm very excited to watch Kamba I liked that we've just always had very good wildly different point guards since we drafted Rhonda the cameras everyone loves Kimber and he's such an irrelevant team for an like he's coming nice to see him on a team where he actually has some help it was so such a bad team who's great so he's gotTa be good you think you'd hope I saw I like the Celtics I don't have an NBA team. I don't really care for the Knicks or just long island's not like the fact that you even like basketball coming from long island is already rare Yelich examined college guys I love college but I'll NBA is I watch every night but I just don't want to be man I'm not dying for any team you're not Celtics Home Court it doesn't feel unreasonable yeah I like Celtics what's their absolute ceiling assuming everything goes right eastern conference finals loss just like they beat Philly in the second and yeah in the second round and then they lose to the bucks game.

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"marty mush" Discussed on Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

08:46 min | 1 year ago

"marty mush" Discussed on Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

"Basketball bird I realize is he does he like this year do company it's easy I can't wait so they knew it in Richmond of the program I can't wait to tweet out when he smashes into the wall the I I called basketball my best the best thing of showered with them that was delightful yeah that was nice I usually love shower himself but it's getting dangerous nowadays me sitting there watching it and then he would eat your food or something I don't need shit all over the couch every time and my mom will be with the Fox stoplight I'm sure they'll see bought you the bird now my dad did couched in any move the Florida Florida Tire Bush family on an episode Mike I don't even care no yeah my brother is the biggest mix tape fan now because he met Coley Coley and he always he always brings it up it's just another Mo like even the dad they're all just mush the pizza hut comment that he was still like an unbelievable thing please say he and I was like he's not that fat too because Dana's always come anywhere anyone Dana mates who isn't skinny or fat and so I was like not that you're not fat at all and then him you were talking about his eating habits and Muslims like you eat pizza hut every night and instead of him being no I don't or I just enjoy it he was like the only people cheeseburger crust she told somebody else a big cheese at across that I'll stop eat he would the trust wouldn't stop his but it's such a fair statement it's like how someone else to make better respect so fast Oh yeah he's been asked US Blake idiots for something else I think I don't know it was such an incredible satement that I was like I see the vision the man was a cheesy crossed other people need to step their shit up more facts but bushes on the show because we are entering the the world of gambling the season every day Monday through Friday there will be a ten to fifteen minute episode of mix tape with the daily picks motion going to be on tyler is going to be on I'm GONNA be on we're GonNa win you a Lotta money he has nervous no getting the gambling world into gambling like every time I I get back into gambling because I've never had the itch but every once in a while I'm just like board and throw some money down I always rake day one off to the worst gambill you've ever seen especially when you like you're not really gambler you hit so many Betcha first couple days and then you gotta figure so easy and then once you've consistently do it I've also realizable good gambler now I switched around me quit yesterday I did but I don't have good cowboys Eighty I'm I'm realizing good 'cause I checked how many bets I bet this past week it was a hundred and four in seven days that's insane to be only down four hundred dollars bet in two to three hundred in each game yeah that's really Mediocre Mahdi at everything being that's like when people say if you go to Vegas and you leave and you one oh sure yeah I mean being down four hundred a win for me yeah you basically paid four hundred dollars and that's it yeah they have some if the cowboys lawsuits either that was two grand down four hundred that's scary things to win right there to grant don't have that oh chance and you wouldn't be in here boasting about how good of a one game and I forgot about cover them back I can't believe best does a wrench into everything 'cause football's every now I have something every day because baseball you kind of like say fuck it right because it's just so long basketball cyst it's the best nath vessel gambling is the best now tyler I told you this before while we're waiting for most to get here he's been betting on the Falcons every week hurt me I'm addicted did you see that Leo you see Julio Jones Video for the game him jumping up one hand grab he doesn't report and there are only plus three at home and the rams with the rams are ten times better while something's going to happen they stick I say it out on Monday about Sunday my late devante freeman way they have some new they have Ridley and Julio Jones Mara Matt Ryan You kidding me how do you lose often every every often bad bad not doing a good game through money down the drain next Sunday is going to see that same Julio video given he's going to bet them again yeah if I had a little bit of smart brain I'd be up money I'm sending you the same every week talk to the opposite it's still too because while he did again it's GonNa be good every week he so he's not the reason they're lose I love snoot too I think he's great news great one of the best quarterbacks saying how do people have opinions on people with different words good is every time is things I'm like oh I like the Falcons Bat Patriots are good Welsey say great ah there's no one really cares no one really cares about people's opinions to say it just like say your pick and it's like all right you don't know shuttling outraged whatever you pick whichever yeah that's fun to do when you're like yeah you're fucking moron than you have a little thing that's best when Bush picked the raiders a few weeks ago specifically because they were bad and then they want yeah that was fun I was incredible that's always exactly housing I go good raiders a bat that's why I'm going to be a good gambler exactly there's nothing better though and then in the gambling world boasting about your picks is you pull the audio it feels so good and then when they lose it's great all you do is call walking the lane he is a square bag he really is I feel you're going to be a square may yeah Pacific Square and you know I'm the biggest circle you've ever seen you do have a circular body picked up everything you ever could have though thank you good staring at has headway so now we're on a hat evaluating the to shift McVeigh call either that's narrow one bit of an ad bag because we need to do those as well Sima hooters picture I'm GonNa who does wall tires rock actor Jonah isn't data insert himself into the picture that doesn't like they never until you see the picture of 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he's the best I player game first game player ever and second game he stinks thirty me it's totally worse than fourth place ask he got blocked on the same move no less than ten times already know the move had set him up perfectly the other team was short and he for some reason able and then like go super power gather he has the dribble nice power for he goes forty two inches and lamb it and he kept trying to go from like the baseline to like the front of the Rim and got blocked every time and he was yelling at the referee I was like Dude You keep getting getting blocked that's it that's it you're not going straight up you bring it out I allowing them to block it whose side are you shout.

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"marty mush" Discussed on Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

18:31 min | 1 year ago

"marty mush" Discussed on Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

"Touch brighten my day he's he gets mediate something so hard the world's largest bugger will shoot out of my nose with but it's not like oh I know I had to blow my nose this thing was in my brain when it when it happened at the Caprio he's never I'll tell you it hasn't happened yet so these next two months ago if you if you see me start third tonight it's because I think it might be that it's going to be like you'd like talking to Erica or like someone like that you don't like me 'cause I'll just laugh it off like it's going to be somewhere like whoa forever rather it happened in front of Erica Dave 'cause Eric that's gross but it won't turn into the days dailia store those rainfall in six weeks your name will never be cold you got to be whatever comes up whatever comes in his mind is that how women feel when they have their period you know it's coming and you just don't like I've never fully understood the period cycle me neither but as three men I feel like we should try to there's no better experts than I know for sure a pretty good vagina beg but I feel like why does it fly out like a waterslide or was it just like a faucet that you just can't turn off all right does a Tampon feel good when you put it in the Eastern conference looking good you say nick taking the overhear me to probably can't be the worst I you probably idiot say to the previous like ain't GonNa be the previous until an hour and we're going to preview a preview it's going to be a big I'm very excited because huge season we lousy on your duke boy I also I bet last week on the Pelicans because I thought the game was last week and those Wednes- Iowa's in I love them plus six now he's not in spreads like ten or twelve now and I'm too much of a principal cancelled about going back that I didn't know you could even do that I call my bookie and it'd be stop yeah but if the Pelicans do win I started on the rafters on be so mad so just GonNa right I mean it's to Duke Pelicans anyway so true lily everyone from Duke's other it's true but yeah I bet tale at least are gonna be so good this Duke Duke now now other mothers one that really you're going to hate him so much like every yeah they hurt his name is matthew hurt he's got got braces he's good yeah his lips are so red it's like a comically read this stuck his albums optical poke in the eye uh-huh looks confused he's drooling in the picture magma drink a lot like you see a kid districts a he's got an active neck I'll tell you what recently active neck assure act lion column those ones are so you could tell you could see them sipping water from miles away talking Adam's apple goes down the kneecaps and golf yeah disgusting and this is a net Amee ah both male and female yes we're going all over it no you we brought motion here specifically the PAO friend of the show but also because he's just on the show am I am I I I'm in the mix tape world I officially in the world literally the sentence I just said that aside forget to listen baby you're the one that stinks you move your neck again my buddy the next GONNA stop coming with a neck brace tomorrow you look you see this shirt shared the moisture the moon shirt which he claims sold over one hundred of 'cause I made sure that day of Dave says we won't sell more than eight of those this was like way back when nobody knew that fuck I was the match before rough and rowdy boxing gloves balls I had to put this on sale did forget it was tied to the rough and rowdy builder yes plans why a couple more were sold yes I mean the the butts and gloves song thousand rudy was a way bigger star than you I haven't taken out since college basketball and they put him in the closet he's a college.

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"marty mush" Discussed on Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

11:10 min | 1 year ago

"marty mush" Discussed on Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

"Yeah that was one of the most read a book move he's in your head no I think we've had the discussion before yeah we've made you have this gusting what 'cause then you slap yet oh APP is I did spend a lot on the walk too late to talk you and spitting oh no so Yeah Yeah Yeah I get the full context taking it'd be like he just wants them head on yeah and I think that's what you do after I say there but if you want to see the walking out like okay I got you thought some spit gately's minehunters on Netflix I'm too I've heard about that it's too much into my head I don't they're basically trying to get into the mind of serial killers to find out why they killed before they killed this is like when they came up with the whole profile all right yeah you can start calling serial killer that's what I wanna do for this young look I wanna get inside or Hitler really any woman who has no offense but as much as snow yet no offence I just talk us normal upbringing every time I have said he's around oh or hook up with a girl I just thank God what world because I look at myself a lot I told someone today let me my body that one yeah I look to my body like two days ago it's something it's a bad thing I don't know what it is there's so many on even my I have a good via my rat I don't I don't know where that came from but baseball my twist I guess so but like everything so uneven my chest astaire's this man yeah you gotTa Nora I don't have an aura is the height you've never thing you've never seen him with my clothes off like won't I've your legs or your legs we've exit likes yeah she teams again I got sick legs I have uneven nipples I have uneven chester my arms are uneven oh wow I that just doesn't happen three knuckles order is fitted for a suit like can you make the left one longer than the right way because at us three sitting here we can forget that this audio pipe gas get it but I just I've never seen the the most uneven arms I've ever heard that was one hand this is what was imagine telling the tale of late yeah left ones that'd be three inches longer than the right one what did you say cats on the flip side of that today at the airport I saw Idris Elba you talk about a perfect specimen of a human being Adriana Elba do from the wire nope GM similar picture because I'd like to see girl or Guy Gaza guy that's fair if you see like yours yours salmon know who it is I don't I don't think I've seen enough of his stuff to name other stuff was just like boy oh boy people really look like that you say hello who too far away awesome bad Islam but it was on your plane know him wow yeah no I know him he's got the British accent that's not fair he's British yeah wow that's good after I always think you ten times better if you could change voice like that a hundred percent the British actor just bet and I never seen him aboard on us there's like there's only one person in the world that handsome that's how it wasn't even like a double take I was like that's a dream job wow wow now report and I go get like I know he's never had a chance no hair on his beard connects perfectly even a salt and pepper is just that's just the right amount yeah I I've I've got a nose problem is probably right now I have no says that fly out of my nose I realized that dealer day at the ball because it was a fan blowing my hair my hair wasn't blowing my nose hairs would blow man that thing was fucking rollercoaster I have one of the more unique and discussing problems when it comes to my nose once a year I never know when it's coming it's not like I have a stuffy nose like once a year I'll aphids.

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"marty mush" Discussed on The Short Porch

The Short Porch

12:43 min | 1 year ago

"marty mush" Discussed on The Short Porch

"It's going to be but the way we're breaking down as we have been so. I believe there's twenty two locks right now on the roster Gary Dj Dvd Geo Gardner Judge. Let's break it down by like position. I just ran. I did hitters and pitchers okay so obviously gary and roll minor. Yeah yeah no doubt. Dj First Baseman in your second basement in DVD's your shorts up in Geo. They said he's fully healthy did a full workouts. He's in third base. Thank God that ankle didn't come up to bite him. Edwin sounds like he's Fogo. He's going to start. He may okay a little later in the series of he's feeling healthy enough but he's in huge huge huge playoff experience guy knows he's been. They're not gonNA be scared or anything and we were talking about last episode how we're worried if he didn't get into any games at the end of the season. I think it doesn't bother Edwin because it's such a veteran that he's like. I know I know how to hit a basement. Also knocking knocking that bird has a big thing you need something in the playoffs and that's something that they have that just like a stupid thing but funny for them thumbs down a couple of years. Here's exactly what you need that one thing labor just holding that up after homer. I've ever lived for that type of moment also for whatever reason I keep like daydreaming that Edwin is the same mm-hmm type of player has ruled was one year. They had ninth-inning base it off but I like it. I just an experience better in played a lot of teams. I picture very him in that sort of a lot better on yes. It's hard to be better than twenty dollars playoff ruler Pontius yeah fair until Edwin steps off the plane. He's about to do Edwin h Gardner good to go. He's center fielder Giancarlo. They said he's feels great. He's your leftfielder and right fielder Aaron. Judge those your locks. Those are all your hitters locks everything after that you can make a case for somebody I I'm. I'M GONNA put weight and maybe and his locks to see. I don't I know about that. I don't know if both those guys walks both outfielders yeah but we'd can play the Infield to and run and run. I think as the need for maybe he just another someone if someone gets but you don't need that extra guy unless someone in the Alpha gets hurt. Somebody gets hurt. You can sub him in. You can be your syrup. It's it's good to have like I mean we could be a pinch runner and I don't. I don't know I if we pinch runs for somebody. Say like an Kadarshian then you still have been for the I don't know I I just think both provide value are going to carry thirteen hitters well. We'll get into so let me just say well. It's pitchers here's then we'll see what we have left and well how many spots you have so that was ten guaranteed hitters now the pitchers obviously all the stars. I think are Paxton's Sobat worship. We're GONNA I think they're going to try as much as they can to get him in there so Paxton Samantha Half Tanaka Severino all those guys are in that's five then. You're obviously you're relievers. Green Green Canley Britain out of you know Chapman. That's another five so that gets you to twenty twenty locks and then I'm putting Sesa as lock long reliever. ooh I disagree I from everything you hear from them successes on the team. I think he will be to enough. I don't think you can put him as locking up like tolerated very similar. That's I think tyler. I think SESA will make it. SESA is tyler way. The bullpen better be blowing the team out better be ain't nothing Yankees in the team all year like right. Nothing suggests that he won't be and I think LASAGNA's into I have a feeling feeling it might be tyler lines. They realize unbelievably horrible. He's got twelve shown me nothing days the day like him. He's a like say you almost have to take a lap chasing sheep. You should never come out of your mouth. fucking a high of their tummies jacked up. We said she took with chases for even everyone's I don't I really every time he he came in that stupid fucking lefty bag that guy's wife hate I mean if you look at all right. It's not great but eight and two thirds innings with the Yankees seven hits four runs twelve strikeouts the to office. I'm telling you they're gonna like they like something about him. I A lefty yacht Kepler a Rosario. I would not be shocked if if he's the guy that nobody sees coming makes the team. What has he shown you. I don't think he showed me. I mean twelve strikeouts workouts to walk. Let me throw to walk and they seem to like him. They put them in situations. I'm telling you he's my dark horse. I think he might make the team. What about the experience at the four runs and seven hits in eight innings. How's that that's not good. Three home runs in eight and eight love through there. I'm not AH I wanted to put them on. I'd rather Johnny Lasagna. I'm just saying I would not be surprised especially if CC's out that they want another lefty guy hi you know we always get a who'd you bring back from the nineteen so Martin Masa to Ryan Howard and Chase Elliott he eviscerated those people you were left against the Muslim and he decided for the slaughter you were you. Were you struck out. You might as well just walked. We're real quick though bring up chasing story. We haven't talked all year. He has relative the team to his wife not like me chasing streets wife doesn't like him but there was one time as a bar you're with a friend of mine and her like one of our really good friends is chasing trees wife and I had to pretend she was telling me and we were hanging out at the bar and either pretend my name was not ERC. I had to go by different you have to because she would have recognized like the Eric and should have put together either. Go by like something like Jason. I'd be be of very of course they're worse issues mean. It was still a quick side story. I think I've ever told this okay so so we have the twenty. Lakhs of hitters and pitchers think says in twenty one. I'll give you a weight because Wade was. I think he's still maybe but I think because of his versatility and speed any hit the balls start in the year. He's in two assessors twenty-first lock. Let's go wager twenty-second lock that leaves you three spots between in lasagna. May Been Ford Voi- hail Garin Lions Cortes my picks here would be lasagna's in because I think I think he has just the electric. He's the most electric. Anyone name is a pitcher. If I want a big out out of any of these slumps frozen taking on those fucking ninety nine dollars an hour I'm taking economic guy and that would be my last pitcher. I go at twelve pitchers and I think they're debating thirteen twelve I go. I don't think you need to force Garin. Lions or courses on this Tina have extra pinch garbage men. If you need to garbage men that's a fucking problem may not be three garbage men because I put sesame in that category. I don't put LASAGNA's a garbage man either lasagna's above yeah but I think I think you have the ten lakhs if C. C.'s healthy and then. I don't think you need three people who you don't really WANNA use right all right okay so mine. Cecil on and then I'm GonNa go wade. Obviously I'm going forward because that's my fucking boy and I think this time off will get him going and you're crazy. If you don't think it's GonNa be on there. I think there's a good chance a lot of Taiwan Amman and I think I'm biased unbiased like we we love him. You need him on the team. Just for like like presents presents seed seen in just in there yet. It's not right now. I I want him on it for sure as on the twenty five but everything you read all I'm you know reading a roster predictions. Everyone's got him on the bubble might not make it. I think he's got to be on the team. Look I know he's got the oblique isn't totally been the same since like the London series but light. I just he's like I feel like he's a big moment guy looking. He doesn't need to start but a pinch hitter off the bench place. Go nuts too on need team. I don't think there's a it shouldn't be any question I think of these guys and we love Mike Ford. Love them but I think of the guys where the like what is potential. It's way harder than everybody else's like void. When it gets hot he's unstoppable these I mean we haven't seen in a while because he's been dealing with injury and he's been the slump went on. I'm thinking when people tend to doubt look and this has been the most probably extended slump had maybe as his tenure as the Yankee throwing out when he first came up that didn't count. I just think the days off here. He's GONNA get a ton of cement bats here. I think yet he faced lasagna on you. Sorry he faced Montgomery today. It's going to get his mind back. He's going to able to reset Friday. He'll be locked and loaded. I put I put void on this roster. I do too so so that but I will not be shocked if he's not so then. How do you fit everybody. CD Mabon your three hitters judy four heads off the bench and years row mine Wade Mabon envoy. Those are guys okay. Why would you have yeah. I think that that does work actually yeah may you wouldn't do. Ford envoy well then you don't have to carry eleven pitcher and you don't or first baseman including Lemay Edwin. That seems unnecessary. Yeah I would go Mabon Mabon Voi- wait as my three guys not right. I think the last spot hitting wise is really gonNA come down to void or Ford which is our our two friends and I think pitching. It's yeah it's going to be lasagna or Tyler Lyons for that last spot assuming CICI's healthy and assuming sauces there. That's what I think. We're looking that right now again. You're crazy. If you put forward on that Rosser over voight four it was hot down the stretch and no big twins relievers alrighty which I think can all be plays all they always WanNa left the in there. No I know it's not like he's. He's the guy everyone on the roster. I don't think before I just if they put Garin Lions Ryan's Cortes on there. I will freak out yes. There's always a reason I have to pitch no reason you've Cecil there for assesses the guy when they're like if they are ever losing you put them in their losing big process in their God. I know that's GonNa Hap or knows by the time this comes out. I think they're gonNA wait till Friday morning. They have to nine. Am Friday yes he. Usually they usually gamesmanship move. You Wait No. There's no benefit to release the twins more time the game plan or whatever I think you wait until affiliated classic move over the Patriots. You wait till the last second release your roster right because then the twins can adjust cigar release it right now so but I think they're could decide internally. They'll all know tonight yes because they're going to want to do a full team. Work out of the guys there on Thursday and then have everyone ready to go on Friday and have no one you don't want the people like playing the what if game what everyone everyone definitively knowing if your honor off start preparing themselves for the game and honestly with the way injuries have gone this year if you're not on the team there's a good chance you're going to be on the team at some point throughout the playoffs. Very the odds are incredibly in your favor that there's going to be an injury you know like a Clint Frazier Razer or Mike Ford doesn't make Ford for sure matching like king to sneak Estrada Yeah Strada Yeah for sure. Okay okay now rosters rotation. I'm giving the ball Paxton. Is there any disagreement here game one Friday night. I mean that's the highest pitcher if he's healthy I ah there hasn't been any updates here so I assume he is healthy. I assume no no we have no problems there. Yeah I want Paxton game. One and then it's this class. I just don't know what to do into into. There's no lock for game two. I mean it's got to be severing our Tanaka but the question is what. What order do you do it. You know I'm good with Tanaka to go with him going to. He's been obviously Severino hasn't he. Just got back. He looks good but he's basically. Which pitcher do you think needs to be at home more. That's also I was going to say. Severino actually would probably suffer crowd way more numbers splits this year address but if you take away that London Star and that one fenway start as low force and he just doesn't give a fuck about baseball so that's good hates baseball you know fat. Is it yeah he hates. Base doesn't doesn't knows he's good at. 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"marty mush" Discussed on The Short Porch

The Short Porch

03:47 min | 1 year ago

"marty mush" Discussed on The Short Porch

"No i kicked out sistine chapel for taking pictures. It's it's the most prestigious thing i've been kicked out. They didn't just tell you put your phone now because it was very clear. You weren't supposed to picture speaking a phone call. I had next to my ear but i was. It's just like using my thumb to take pictures. I guess i was not as discreet as i thought and they're like oh. You're better off just like sneaking it real quick rather than like. Oh look. I'm on the phone. We'll we'll sometimes obvious is the best hynix but definitely scumbag in the bar. No no. I'm like completely play. I feel like what it is. I believe light but no that was the first time i think yeah only when i'm drunk. I don't like i get tired. I don't get like i want to fight. I'm fucking five nine one forty five what the fuck maija somebody. I know i just i get really tired. Let's go eating all gonna go to sleep. I think lately lately. I've been getting when i get blacked out. I get more sober like more of smart. Not sober smart like i look way more put together when okay no it's not because everyone's a call you remember this and the last ones from john madryn he says if you guys could have one yankee as your wingmen wingmen who is it and why tyler wade might have waited till the girl. Nobody knows he knows like but that's just fall back nope. I don't think tolerate tolerate like may not know. Can someone say tyler doesn't know how to pick up girls like he's so hot that he doesn't need to talk to girls club guy he said. Why don't we tolerate isn't a club weeping goodwin man. He's big. He's going to fuck with you like this girl really liked and then he's like nope. She didn't give a fuck us. You know make up shit like to like like super charismatic. Yeah yeah do pretty good but he's like too. Impressive speaks six languages an eastern all these athletic. I feel like he would steal a girl to all. All of them would still let let's be real here. I think he would he would anybody so. Let's break. Is anyone <hes> and don't even that wouldn't steal a girl greg bird so we're looking cat. It's too tall pro baseball tyler. Yeah fuck well yeah. I guess lucas kind of good answer although now you said. I don't think i could be terrible. Your answers weighed your luke canley. No there's no away. Kelly can keep a conversation with that way for like oh the song change. Let me go like crazy dancing run around the bar or whatever yeah look look i and why it is no no actually talking with think about. He's like so meticulous as answers that'd be weird pauses and the girl would probably like walkaway. She'd be like so he's just going to talk about is truly just thinking. The weird pauses would definitely okay all right fair enough so we're the dodgers this weekend so that should be pretty fucking fund series honestly like they're excited for that series. Do we get you what the isn't that. I was thinking get a fucking darvish. That's not on the team. I hope so. Why is this guy so good. I've always like i got friday night. Paxton right you goddamn. It's runs. I getting kershaw to them. Kershaw sunday night against mingo home. My good obviously saturday. They don't have someone there at c._c._a. Against went up he must've just had a pretty bad start. It's up to one point. Six four last year was one point nine seven are you. Who was your dying only.

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"marty mush" Discussed on The Short Porch

The Short Porch

04:14 min | 1 year ago

"marty mush" Discussed on The Short Porch

"They'll still come back and glass now still same thing right but i know that the threat of them looming but i still the razor twins i'd like to play one of those two yea indians and as being the they don't wanna go to tough environments and and honestly like the playoffs like you never know what those teams. It's just don't we wanna win. Don't it's not okay right well. <hes> this one is from jim bradley. He says which yankee pastor president is low key sick of all the shit hubs and tommy upset upset about them and is most likely plotting to kill them. Kobe ellsbury couches. No i mean greg bird could an option but he's still five thousand chances. He's chilling <music> jonathan holder holder holder holder alderwood probably he sucks seems like a cool duly probably gets. He's probably got a lot of talk. He's like boys will literally his last name's only reasons there because he could hold petric sick you think if it was like jonathan smith he'd be cut guy older and he's in a hold of the lead guy reasons. They're not bad mm-hmm. Yeah holders there. I don't think sesa 'cause we occasionally will get get on his side. But did you hear that thing with the guy. Gotta believe pod. K._f._c. wants to play. I guess i just want to be able to sit on them. It's an interesting strategy. I mean terrible strategy more players players on your show like you but i guess i mean i think bird is never like that's different like k._f._c. is his brand is more of a heater and he's realistic rightfully pessimistically realistic with the metric nationally k._f._c. like we were like in the in the wilpon box like never gonna he's never going to be like chilling with the team you know an hour later on his podcast ripped destroyed so i get it from his perspective because he's like the voice of the angry fan whereas we're realistic but well so stay positive and trying to maintain a relationship and they're also good all right then money and we go trade grade for people. We'd do the things that he wishes. The mets did so yeah yeah. It's a little different well what else i don't know if anybody would plan to kill you but i think that keenly if he ever comes near might be planning to tackle you or kill me right after the last week he might have been the guy that like founded by that video because like you call them a little like like like us having a ten year we've been moody with <hes> gardy could yeah and we know he has a bit of a temper. I've never he'd kill frank frankie immediately. I always thought if we ever brought gardner in the office would we'd show tell frankie you have to yeah. I think it'd be funny that br like he did with franken was sean. Just have a frankie brett gardner. It'd be really funny. He had no idea and we just have it'd be so often garnered tickets so seriously like why don't you like like i could. It was one headbutts from gardner. It'd be all over the next one is from mattie light underscore one. He said over under one. Oh six point five wins this season. <hes> yankees are eighty three and forty four. They'd have to go twenty three and twelve to get to one. Oh six really want that one. Oh eight or one oh nine to amac the red sox last year but i'm gonna say under because there's not going to be a ton of cases. Let's go through the schedule. Quick sizes west. Coast is <hes> oakland and <hes> l._a. This weekend's asked me awesome series <hes> than seattle for three then they're back home home against oakland for three home against texas for three then in boston for four in detroit for three in tirana for three then the angels at home bluejays at home and then they finish on the road raise rangers this west coast. It's like they're probably split with the as do really well against blowdrying series canseco these while all right. They're gonna one thanks to cut big. They're going to do very well against swept by the mariners like that's how the show off off the dodgers. Yeah the bright lights marriages trash and then there's gonna fuck it out okay..

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"marty mush" Discussed on The Short Porch

The Short Porch

02:35 min | 1 year ago

"marty mush" Discussed on The Short Porch

"You don't go back t._j. Let's set some dams all right the first john is from vinnie betta ninety six he said can you rank the players due to return from the island the coming weeks. I guess like the three or the clutch street guys do last episode but turns two who want back injury jury as a who we want. I think several number one for shah. Let's say severino one matanzas to just to help the bullpen a little bit because michael vick so we're all i forgot about luke. I'll look to the. I'm gonna go look to look to. I mean like i love forty but the numbers are just like the improvement we get at first base with look almost be tempted to lugano severino instill pitching the baby's cargo severino be with several luke to delon region region carlo four edwin five. I'm missing picks. We're actually i'll put hicks five edwin six what were you. I'm gonna switch hickson edwin five and six resi. I mean i it has to be sitting right now. I put hicks above that one for sure. Ed wiggins the bob avenue to very bottom yeah. Joe mcconnell for hicks is upsetting me. I don't know why just because he did so well like last year and he's been hurt and really consistent is seven years. Yeah only only ten million yeah but still savvier still pay. It's a lot of us hottest year. I also got the next one is from joe panic forty four he says is it okay for me to be okay with the yankees losing to oakland. Obviously i want the yankees to win in every game. The more oakland wins the less likely the red sox make the playoffs and i really hate the red sox so he's taken it from the other side not like we're trying to be houston. He just wants the red sox berry. Basically he wants oakland to take over but i also don't want to face oklahoma plath because heat playing at that fucking saying yes and dallas. I wanna deal with dallas that i may not be them last year but that the i think they're seven and fifteen there since twenty thirteen worse record any part l. park at least they don't win there. It's a very it's a very annoying place the point lead and dark and you don't wanna play them in the playoffs that travel like going to boston fucked and we beat the fuck at boston right. I mean at this point. I think i mean whoever you play in. Ail is going to be tough greenwich nice. We'll have home field but i think i think minnesota yeah me too really scared of any of their pitchers tampa bay to i honestly don't i need to be tampa bay lot this year. No there's the threat of loss mellon glassman..

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"marty mush" Discussed on The Short Porch

The Short Porch

01:41 min | 1 year ago

"marty mush" Discussed on The Short Porch

"Have you been doing that by the way i see you do that. Every time it's legitimate the only free money i know every time and he's like usually fine after his last already fucked up in the fifth but usually like two through six lights out. I just has no idea how to pitch. We almost have to do like a witch doctor or hypnotize him be like no no. No you already through the first thing like it's okay what school were scoreboards wrong. Just go out there. I mean like that's the only way to do it and the last thing for d._m. Sonny gray such an astle does lights out he doesn't he he hasn't yet. We knew this was going to happen. I know but it's actually happening. I mean woody of twenty three scoreless innings. It was broken up yesterday by a little bit and he pitched great. What a lot to the only thing that makes me know. Is i mean he was never going to work with the yankees but i almost just wish we got more for them because we have been able to tell their teams like look. He's gonna be unbelievable. The owners era in august is in four starts its point three eight jesus fucking dick wad and in those games strikeouts seven seven ten ten so that's the thing about him though that's why he's doing so. I didn't really know that much like i knew he was doing the streak going on since it cincinnati does no one no one's paying attention and that's why he went out in the running. That's like grateful midget. We'll say these starts in atlanta. The cops the cardinals and the padres meaning no slouches dick and he has a great run support he you know it's like if a kunia homers or whatever a cuneo homers and if he doesn't know what support sports stupid all right t._j. Let's let's cook with some d._m._z. Forego d._m.'s guy is real. Quick by indochino. Indochino.

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"marty mush" Discussed on The Short Porch

The Short Porch

03:41 min | 1 year ago

"marty mush" Discussed on The Short Porch

"You say if you didn't have you may i would still wouldn't that i yeah all right which if he didn't have twitter discrim i have not posted about it every time we're going to the gym like four times a week and i posted about it a lot when i started and then when i had the injury inbetween in post about baptist why did say when p._m._t. Started doing vaping as a bit and then they got like addicted to it now like you did this as a bit and now you just like oh like yeah but that's way better to get addicted into working out the clue. Not you got hurt. I don't stretch before which is an issue. I gotta start stretching before you have to stretch. I get right into it. I just wanna talk and lift dude book and hate you votes. I maintain that. I think it would be funny if i was ironically wrecked now. He's sitting sitting in a chair you really it's like stretching it out like i know i gotta work. Pasta is a big part of back. You'll never be ripped. I know we have all three three have the bodies of just it's the same forever and good spot. I don't know i'm great and never have to work out. I just won't be you that someone someone who doesn't want to better themselves making excuse don't want to better myself but you could not a great spot my life you could. I don't know caps could natural cavs always always got those. There's no chance you can yes who cares if working by new biceps yeah. That's it's shitty cap going to hurt my back pretty shit shit. That's skinniest cab. That's wrong. Corrobos cast one time for me back to the show where the hell we just went last ten minutes. Maybe did tweet go into the west. Coast west coast games mean means. We stay late in the east. We start late on the east coast means. No one will be up. Means won't be on twitter means. No posting twitter clout means. I got wait till the morning to get that sorta clouds spongebob automob- sitting with coffee alone restaurant so eventually i literally don't know what sleep is anymore and he responded. Don't think you're off the hook. My guy saw that video of the team pick you wrong for that referring to our short porch breakdown of of the team what the hell do care maimon yeah i the only thing we had said as i said he looked. It's like a seven-year-old wearing his dad's sunglasses but that wasn't in the video. That part was in the video cameras one the lepas definitely listen to it near like oh. Oh camera look what they said about if i just played it the whole episode on like the team plant yeah right after they took the picture. We broke down the no that's. That's definitely a thing to say but he knew he was doing. It was funny like he knew funny. Yeah want him being on this rosser because he's a good guy clubhouse allows everyone's like come on the pockets of the pocket. They mean that's happening in the works. <hes> but love is what the saliou. I like the little tease there but we haven't been no harm. I thought originally it was like what we said about stanton or tile away we or something like that but we didn't say anything but camera me ben and nothing even that we said about giancarlo her weight is that a line carlo hasn't done anything admit amagai group project project wasn't done yet. Tyler also probably pretty surprised he's just like curate now on the west coast trip to christ. Here's a friend of ours. I know it's a great guy and he's a friend of a friend. He's a great guy to go out that just sat. He's just always there every time it's like september roll the half. Have it's awesome. All you have to do is run from.

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"marty mush" Discussed on The Short Porch

The Short Porch

03:45 min | 1 year ago

"marty mush" Discussed on The Short Porch

"The. I say. Our Todd as five as go the Bosnian love these Aaron Boone, the leader, his first of the. He's. Just to the first. Porch it right. What's up, what's happening? Welcome to another dish of the short porch. Presented by barstool sports. I'm your host hubs alongside me on the other side of the country. Mike, owes the vape God himself the closet, cloud diving smokes Kelly. What's going on? Hey, guys, just want to say you look, really handsome, not. He saying. Both. Because also joining us the infamous Marty mush. What's up shit bigs? How he done. It'd be interesting. This is our one hundred episode of the short porch. Thank you so much. If you've been here from the start, if you have I don't know anyone go back to those first few episodes, even know what we Santa like I had never done a podcast before. Now we're pretty polish. They feel Filipino were doing Tommy, you're kind of a pro because you you're Fordham bullshit, where you pretend to be in the media, and whatever and ask questions. Now what was in the media was a pro yet. Yeah. Pretending big tender and everything and money measures here with his. He's, he's got much of a huge letdown that are hundred episode is with Mari almost rather done nothing than like made it go hundred up. So we have morning Sean, you know what Tom fuck you say. Let's go into what do you do is weak at Tom I gotta pack moving in nine fucking weeks. Not we. We. And following weekend into next week. No Monday, I'm gonna be the Monday, I would still be there three nights to get all my stuff together. You, you idiot. You hit. That's your best Dave response. With David's say makes fun. It's all you got fucking Tommy, so you're out in California house, California. Tommy, it's great beautiful weather. We're in like a mansion of a house. That's really nice. We just had this the mulligan challenge. Dave gotta call and the eighteenth hole. So we don't know if he went to wonder not s he did well, we don't know if he would've wonder not thoughts and prayers the Stella him intern as dog. It's just it sucks that we come all the way out here for an incomplete challenge. I'm sure that's exactly what happened. I mean dogs dogs sick run. That's just a fact. That's I thought Spurs style. Sounds like she's going to be good. So that's that's good to hear David fell challenge. That's fortunate. Tommy taking. Well he didn't didn't finish it. No. I didn't get any work. I mean I was really just like covering for sold. No internet out there between up to tweet out videos. Glenn. Big maybe got a little bit. Clini..

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