28 Burst results for "Martindale"
"martindale" Discussed on Why Won't You Date Me?
"I okay. I've said on the podcast this at least so i saw the psychic by saw called them talked on the phone. He said july. I would find somebody. I fucked somebody in july. So i'm like great. We're manifesting manifesting manifesting amount although they spicy summer that that's not happening but they said i would meet somebody or somebody would come back into my life. My person is coming at the end of the year. I manifesting miss. I fucking want this. You're gonna get it. i want it. I talked to my friend. My friend has an astrologer we had him on my podcast album. His name is kyle thomas so he will give you a full on chart reading. He was like justin. You're gonna be somebody in november. And i'm like i love foul romance. Yes come on. You scoop leaves together and carver turkey. Yes yes we could. We could put glory holes on our pumpkins together. You know. I don't i mean that is such a nontraditional. Glory the the joy of glory holes. Not seeing the phase with like. You'd have to stack so many pumpkins to not see a face that's true that is true Or you dress them. Up like a scarecrow you could and then you have the pumpkin in your lap. Yes you could actually. You could definitely do that. I've never thought about this before. Obviously you know. I like working out. The pumpkin glory here came to pumpkin here. Happy halloween talking about. Yeah really oh. My goodness i i just keep thinking around when i get to fuck somebody who at like a i like be who likes me back right and then weird has has the appendages that i want and need and i'm like yearning for room. It's gotta be magic. Am i cannot wait. So what are you looking for. In a gentleman did you fuck in phoenix. I didn't ask you. i didn't follow up. So you're you're an eleven in phoenix. Did you fuck no okay. Did you hook up okay. Fair it's a fair answer. Yeah it was like pinot air acute married couple acute marriage or shop you were. You'll love to see it. You love to hear about it Yeah i league. I set my tinder to like the location. I was going to you before i went. When i went to tacoma and it just didn't fucking work out. So i was like i will never put that much effort into trying to hook up again. If it happens it fucking happens. Yes stock with that. That's the first thing you let it. Come to you start you can't you. Can't you know it's like what's the point. You're gonna leave the tower on you know you're doing the job and you're leaving that's it. Yeah how is touring been for you. Isn't it wild to leave. L. a. and b. like the virus doesn't exist any where else. Let me tell you nicole. So this was the first time that i actually got on a plane. Everything that i've done has been local california. You know a palm springs. La a little outside of la. This was the first time that i got on a plane now. I am obsessed with people who get taped to their seats. You're i'm talking about. It just happened. It and i was like. Is he single because he said his family his grandpa and i was still living. So that means he'll die soon. Get some more money if you don't know we're talking about. There's this incredible video of this man. Shit i wish. I can remember his name. It's like something berry was screaming. He went to the bathroom came back. Took his shirt off. They helped him find another shirt screaming like he touched them. Titties punch the male flight attendant so they duct tape taped taped this man to the seat. And that's not the first one. There was a woman in north carolina. The same thing they had to taper down. Wait really yes scott. This is not an isolated incident like there are lesbians taken duct tape on their carry ons like it is happening with people i know so i'm on this plane and you know i'm six foot four. I'm sorry his name is maxwell bury. Of course it is maxwell bury so i on this plane and i'm looking around and i've seen all these videos. People acting fools. So i like if somebody acts a fool on this plane what do i do and so you i and i do this in my stand up recently where it's like you know if someone looks at me and they see me as a tall big guy and they're like help us. We need your help. I'm gonna pull the full gay card. It'd be like i have highlights. I am so sorry. This is your journey. You've asked for this. I will tell your story. But i'm telling the woman next to me and comfort which is also a delta area. You know i'm like yeah. If if anything happens you know i will. I will step up to the plate. And i will. I will subdue that person. This woman looks at me in the face and she goes. How do you know. It's not me. And i'm like what konak she's a legitimate. She is truly at. That's what a treat. What a treat to have as your seat mate mike god. She was delightful. And so i look without a beat. And i go with the ominous. Sit on your face. And not a good way. And she starts landing. And she was delightful. She's like are you vaccinated. And i no. She's like oh. I don't like i'm kidding. I'm getting yesterday please. Lighten the delaney everything was smooth but i am obsessed with people acting fools on.
"martindale" Discussed on Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald
"Justin martindale. Welcome back to be here. You're here you're safe Had a traumatic couple weeks. But you're here. I had a the best dance party in my car on the way over here. Oh good yes know. The spotify daily makes yes so it was just everything had to a leepa. I add some old like nineties. Like yeah like jam hits. I was having a blast. Just lip synching and my car for my life. So i'm ready to go. Well i like to do. I have a juicy skewed playlist that plays in the clubs and the theaters. Before i go on yeah also listened to while getting cute. Yeah and i want to share that with you because we're going to be together seattle at the triple door. September september friday the tenth. We have one show. We have two shows on saturday Which i think is a seven seven and nine forty five or seven thirty nine forty five two shows on saturday night the eleven september eleven ever forget this experience we will never forget. Someone did say really your when i posted about it. They said really. You're having a show on that day. And i'm like are horrible things that have every day for for history like twenty years ago. Yeah let's let's. We're not going forward. I'm also might perform on pearl harbor day. I dare you either. I don't know anyway. So you're gonna be with me then you're also gonna be with me in irvine. Yes irvine improv. My favorite place to perform. It's where i did my special all the material be new since the last time was there. Because it's been over two years. And that's two shows friday october first to show saturday october. Seven also with justin martindale. We're like really stylings of atoll. We're like a good fall couple. We really are speaking of comedy. God six says that They said disgraced. Comic louis c. k. Kicked off his nationwide tour this week and joked about everything except masturbation scandal paid six things page six You know who is not at this event. Heather mcdonald no. She was not invited. Choose not i was at home masturbating. Bias sal okay. Way it should happen. You'll hear about it intervene. Each scoop tour. What do we. I mean i love. If you're if if if if the caption doesn't start off with disgraced are you even a comic anymore. Now know many now loved living comic. Never never know family favorite comic disgraced. I think i think he's stirring away from this masturbation scandal. Because i think didn't it come out. His dick was gross looking. I mean yes. I mean look at him. I imagine it could like you know have some freckles or whatnot he looks like a turtle out of its shell. You know it's kind of good about louis. Ck versus like a harvey weinstein. Or whatever me is that his kids They're not you know kayla's ck or kaya. Ck don't know what their last name is. So they're enjoying their life in college and people don't know so that's kinda good. I was just trying to think of something positive but also a nationwide tour. So like i guess. Everyone's like you're forgiving. It's been x. Amount of years. So you're good to go another good thing. Is that my son. Drake does not have my last name either. so that's good because he's in college. Nobody knows that it's be you do post about all the time i do my son dre get here. I don't think. I advertisers last name. But anyway i could figure it out. I like mentioned it more. You know nobody wants to be like moon moves a kolnik. No disgraced mom. Heather mcdonald since her son to college. Big news is god. Just when i just on tuesday show. I talked about how only fans was no longer going to have the explicit content. Well they were like wait. Sorry yeah only fans this. According to buzzfeed is now reversing its ban on adult content. Sex workers say it's already cost them followers and money because they didn't even know they found out from the tweet they didn't even like send out the email i think before they sent out the tweet or girls were checking their email. They're checking their pupils but it turns out they said already people just started. To unsubscribe the curve. They weren't going to get like explicit sex shows with their favourite only fan girl. It's it's it's so stupid. Because i'm just like. How did you not know this was going to happen. You can't just well and it wasn't like hey let's discuss this. Let's just say we're not doing this anymore. And that's what happened at tumbler. R.i.p yes tumbler was just like no more tumbler. What was the same thing. There was no like porn pictures. Nothing low explicit down yeah. I've never heard well. They did so. They just shot. They shot their low. No pun intended Two quick brian. Everyone was like all right bye. Yeah another like no wait. Jk louis j k. We were like we want to put it. They're like no we want to have. Porn back is important and now all of the porn stars explicit content. Yeah artists right have been like we're gonna. They've already been looking at other platform right all the relax bring all are welcome back. Welcome was that guy that was that was teen gina i.
Mike Richards Slated to Be Next Jeopardy Host
"We'll after all that jeopardy has a host. I'll come on. tell me executive. Producer rob jeopardy. Might richard jonah goldberg. Thank you very much. Everyone tim for real for real official over lavar for rila guerrilla variety reports a source close to the deal a source close to their thinking. He's according to our own reporting. He's in advanced negotiations from to replace alex. Trebek's that's alright. Even signed on the dotted line yet. Not official yet. I still hold out. Hope for jordy la forge their reading rainbow guy. Lavar burton well. He's executive producer he he previously hosted divided the pyramid. Let's make a deal the releases right. So he's he knows what he's got. He's got experience and we just had that that poll last week Jen found where he he ranked very highly in asia. Survey came in second among the fans. They're trying to say ken jennings was like a ball. As like who. The guy likes ken jennings. Nobody liked jerk. Yeah but this this richards. What's his first name. Mike mike richards he was. He was good looking neapolis very he was very homey. It's like you already knew him though. I was just thinking about wink martindale. There's some and and what was the one with the microphone. With the mass match mattresses microphone was feet long and sort of talk to somebody. Russ this age. He would just point it forward. He didn't have to move to talk to him. You just go and who is on password. What was oh joan. London's she was always on password. Paso i'd think about dick clark. Was the twenty five thousand dollars. Pyramid was the host of the gong. Show who he was a spy. Chuck barris read his autobiography. One of the most amazing lives of all time. It's amazing he was a multi multimillionaire because he he produced in created. Most of the game shows you know. Wow it was amazing spy for the us government or so probably. That's what he also wrote. That song down at palisade park really wrote that. Wow barris was amazing. Was he was great. Alan lund lead ludlow. Ludden was with the password. Art linkletter to right.
"martindale" Discussed on Sincerely Fortune
"Back. Yes it's it's so okay. Girls find that. Bud it's on the peak on the peacock in. It's a tina fey shell. Tina fey executive produced it busy phillips in sarah beret alice's in it which is fantastic. Be good because not only can they seen but it's so stupid it's a play. They play a girl group from the like the late nineties. The late ninety s. I want to say it's during the boy band era. Yeah andrew reynolds zenit. I'm trying to let me yes. Renee elise goldsberry. She played they all each have their own little characters of like you know i was the diva and i was a lesbian. There is the there is a busy busy phillips. Plays like the pretty wind. But she's like just such a debts she's she's married to andrew reynolds her and he used to be in a boy band and yeah he we all think that he's gay but it's just so funny and their songs are just so stupid but they play them like they're real songs. I'll love so good. And they actually have a playlist on spotify like music from the show on spotify. And it's just so ridiculous. Busy phillips is so funny. Sarah reality is so funny in the writing is just so quick and sharp in stahl gic like it's just. That's that tina fey robert carlyle style. Oh it's a joke joke. Joke joke chen. The references are just like they do in nine eleven reference uh-huh and they were like yeah. We shouldn't release that song on nine eleven and and just cuts to like the video that they did in their dress up like stewardesses and reiko now my heart and your own narrow i gotta watch his show zones insane but i love the sillier the thing the better from can i just say there is a there is a lesbian episode Lesbian episode. where. I think it is the funniest thing where the girl who plays the lead paula. Pell ha paula. Pell she has this number. That is just absurd. I cannot wait for you to watch it and then hit me up immediately. Because i know you're gonna cry laughing because it's like it wasn't her it would have been you easily. Oh my gosh. While i'm gonna check it out so there's some good suggestions for us right there. I mean we're really. We're really bringing people the goods this episode justice. Yeah i mean that's what we gotta do. What else is out there. That's new we'll movies you can see in the heights crew. Lx birla. i heard it was really good in. I'm in the middle of in the heights. It's really good. But i haven't watched it yet. I have to watch that too..
Jackpot: New Archives Will Preserve History of Game Shows
"A new honor with the creation of a national archive shows like to tell the truth. The price is right name. Their tune have been entertainment staples since the dawn of broadcasting Now materials from those shows are going to be gathered in the new National Archives of Game Show History in Rochester, New York. They're putting together scripts, set designs, props and more. The archives to be housed at the strong National Museum of Play and used in museum exhibits and traveling shows. Legendary show host Wink Martindale of TIC Tac Dough, Fame, said it's wonderful to hear about the National Archives of Game Show history, stepping up to capture and preserve the legacy of game shows in his first remarks as
Bryan Cranston on new TV drama "Your Honor"
"Bryan cranston. The star of amc's breaking bad returns to series television for the first time since that show left. The air in a new showtime miniseries called your honor which begins on sunday. Cranston plays a new orleans. Judge whose life is torn apart after his teenage son gets into some sudden and very serious trouble are tv critic. David be cooley. Has this review bryan. Cranston had played the goofy dad on the fox sitcom malcolm in the middle then. Redefined himself brilliantly as walter white. The meek high school chemistry teacher in breaking bad. What made walter break. Bad was the sudden news that he had contracted terminal cancer leading to a series of increasingly momentous decisions. In the new showtime miniseries. Your honor cranston returns to series tv playing another character who gets some sudden life changing news. This time he plays. Michael desio a compassionate judge in new orleans and a single parent raising his teenage son after the death of his wife a year ago in an unexpected tragedy. On the day of that saturday anniversary the sun adam played by hunter. Doohan experiences an unexpected tragedy of his own after leaving flowers at the convenience store where his mother was an innocent bystander. Shot by robbers has an asthma attack while driving away he searches for his inhaler on the passenger seat and as he takes his eyes off the road he slams into a motorcycle driven by another teenager. Adam after returning home tells his father what happened next. Where did this happen. Okay okay so would be the new hospital. Then the emeralds. Taken to what in new orleans and i don't know well the police must have sex. Overweight drove away before the tried to can give you called nine hundred time to try to at least yes or no please. I could breathe okay. I got you guys. This ten part series begins like the. Hbo mini series the night of following a young man. He descends deeper and deeper into a horrifying spiral of accidents and consequences that engrossing 2016 mini series was created by peter moffett who adapted it from his own british series. Moffitt is the adapter of your honor as well but this time he's not working from his own story showtimes. Your honor is his new version of a twenty seventeen. Israeli drama called ca- votto which has the same basic plot and is available of sample on youtube but for this adaptation for the united states. The location is changed in new orleans and other elements are given an american spin from police brutality. To local criminal activity one thing stays the same though. And it's thing that makes your honor so gripping from the start the father doing the right thing as both a judge and a citizen escorts his son to the police station to turn them in with an explanation but when he gets there he sees the father of the victim and recognizes him as a powerful local mob boss. All of a sudden the judge realizes that to turn his son in would be to signed his death warrant so from that point on. What is the right thing to do. And how many people does he have to enlist or deceive to do it. There's a certain flavor of breaking bad this because we're essentially put in the position of sympathizing with and rooting for a person who's breaking and avoiding the law but that's not a complaint because breaking bad may be the best tv drama series ever made and bryan cranston once again crafts a marvelously nuanced and empathic performance. And in your honor. He's not alone. The executive producers in addition to moffitt in cranston include robert and michelle king the talented creators of the good wife. So both the characters and the legal twists are fully drawn hundred. Doohan as the judge's son has the same relatable acting skills cranston and needs to since he carries most of the show's opening our and other riveting characters and actors abound michael stool barred from. Tv's fargo plays. The mob boss and hope davis plays his wife as very fierce and involved sort of carmela soprano to his tony and while margo martindale from justified in. The americans doesn't show up as the judges mother-in-law until episode four. Wow is she worth the wait. The writers on your honor include moffitt himself and the directors include clark johnson. An actor and director way back on homicide life on the street and edward. Berger who did a marvelous job directing another showtime miniseries patrick metros showtime provided only four of the ten episodes of your honoring advance. Each one. both impressed and surprised me and made me hungry to see the next cranston's michael ziada is smart enough to think on his feet and almost every scene requires him to do just that to avoid exposure endanger and to protect his only son whatever the repercussions to others the series title. Your honor isn't just the judge's work title. it's also at the center of the show. When it comes to your family would you do to save them. And what effect will that have upon your moral code your relationships with others and your honor
"martindale" Discussed on Worst Firsts
"Just announced to everyone fucking game. This is my gay like people are like. Oh did you hear she has a gay. Doesn't do gay vollage no. It's not no love that it's like just just just be cool. Let's see call we call with you guys and on just because i love that just before can call guys. I love it so okay so follow justin instagram. Which is just just a martindale at justin moore and just martindale martindale ze m. a. r. t. i n. d. a. l. e. chart ten dollars and listen to the glitter and garbage podcasts. Because i actually. It's like so fun together to start dynamic. We talk about you know. Stories of of yesteryear kissed each other. We roast each other eleven. We talk about pop culture and all that kind of stuff. i had so much fun on their download. If you like this podcast download the glitter and garbage podcast and make sure to follow justin on instagram. And are you're on twitter. Justin martindale on twitter. Now not really. We don't twitter. I don't know do you fuck with twitter ideal. Okay like not like we are at mar at just martindale. Just martindale just for an area. But yeah instagram where everyone is these days. So and what's your grinder huge horse cock taxes three. Not you're you're going. If it was it was just like not your gpa. Y love that i am. It's like it's to the people who like you know i do. Who do reach out to me and everything it's like i. It's it's nice to know that. I am like helping people and i like that like people. Send me questions and people send me like. Hey you know you're really hot and stuff like how do i feel like i learned so much during this podcast. Being so open of course has been so curious. And i'm nick feel like you know it's hard to ask people questions these days without people being like. Oh we'll just. I mean girl. I don't care pandemic and like we're not doing anything by the way he got tested yesterday. So i did and she. I have other stuff guys. Thank you so much since yours. First stakes bags got a crazy episode coming up. And he's doing rise added..
"martindale" Discussed on Worst Firsts
"I with justin martindale and we are just getting all the t- over here and he is being so cozy and nice with me and just telling me all answering all my sweet questions about just because most curious about you know i mean. Obviously it's like well. Because i hooked up with girls when i was younger all the time and like thought. I was gay for a long time and then like like like dick warren. Like you know. I'm always kind of confused. It's very. It's very interesting to me. Because i remember like being like sexuality just being so like hush hush and like weird then like i mean here. We are in twenty twenty. He was like no one cares. Shouldn't because like you even were saying like people love getting like blat on and stuff. I mean people weren't a weird shit and it's like you know you have a whole culture. Now hetero and and john's ryan and a sexual and you know all everything so it's just kind of it's just nice now that can freely kind of talk about it and i love it and i love talking about it because i couldn't for so you could also long and it's way cheaper than therapy way because it's like you know some of the stuff i haven't really told anybody for but it's like i feel like when i talk about it and then i see the reaction or hear the reaction from people on my thank you not crazy. So many people rela- i remember telling like one of my girlfriends. I was like i was like hooking up with another girl my age to like real sex. We were like six or seven And full on having like orgasms and stuff like that so young so young right so let me start right but then also there so many girls that are like oh my had this also had so many people relate to it and i've seen on tiktok so many people being like yeah. I was like dry my best friend when i was like five like just so many salata people relate to it. You're like well. I don't know about the no. I mean what else i heard something about recently about like halle berry like having an orgasm. When does young. I mean people don't want to say that because it sounds like it's young but i mean like i feel like you just it just happens to some people you know what i mean like some people younger than others and i never had any sexual abuse no sexual trauma just some people. Just get more. I think my friend did. I think the girl that hooked up with me dead because it was more her Instigating i think she had sexual abuse but yeah it's kind of interesting. It's like you know. Once people open up how many other people relate i mean with everything. Sexual stuff mental. How everything it feels like for so long we were like. Oh you can't speak of that. You weren't and it's like i know i know when i you know i talked to you or it's like ri- see your you know your instagram pass. You're always posting about mental health and wellness. And i'm like that wasn't something that was done like or five years ago. It's like it's becoming more thing. And i see it more in the gay community too because it's like thank god because there's a whole bunch of goddamn narcissists and crazy people out there right in our community as well like you know. So it's it's it's i remember i i mean i. I definitely rolled into the wrong crowd. When i first moved here day. Oh my the no narcissist sociopath. I mean it was just you know it was the early. I mean shit. This was like two thousand. I moved here twice. Actually i moved out here in two thousand three and i got. I mean britney spears just released her new album with toxic and now what What's this all god With madonna mc growl missy. You dance like the abbey was the shit then rage. Back in the day burs outnumbers. Our new york. Dark numbers was darkness. Rajini like get an old man. Langton herring I was air guys. There was a young hot tw- inc. yes like i had. I was really really skinny. And i was like six foot two and like chiseled and now i'm like i'm like a like a hunky swink like an older thunk. It's like a five. What is this thing you're like i'm not high fiving i like it. Funk though what a hunk it And so like. I actually got into the wrong crowd and as such as they were good guys but it was just very very mean. Girls vary like monday night. We're going here tuesday night. We're going here wednesday. We're going my god schedule again. It was just like drugs and kind of drugs. Coke tons of coke tons of coke apple martinis who and the city was like. That was like the show. With john kerry the samantha. I was like girls. I can't okay. So and i just remember like i didn't really have a job a either like did you do to survive. How did you pay rent. Well i worked at the cheesecake factory saab on in beverly hills But i wasn't waiter my first job in l. a. You're like i was a piece of cheesecake. I was the cheesecake. Now i had. I had to put the whipped cream on the cheesecake. That was a job was a job was the worst fucking job of cream on. It was just like when the cheesecake came in. I had to cut the fucking kate and like but the dollop on all all day and it cakes all day and they were called. Oh i worked at the cafe. And i was like no. This is a fucking whip cream store. Sweatshop that's what it is and there was like the bitchy gays who didn't like me so they would come back and be like ooh cream fell off. And i can't take this to the table. Can you do it again. And i was like this sucks so i remember. I left that job. Because i love. I mean our gaze bitchy to each other like that. Yes they're feral fucking as roy so nice to each other. Oh i mean there's there's some i mean like you know it's like you take a dog to like to the dog park like the dog that sniffs the other ones button. It's like okay. Cool then every now and then the Like you'll it'll be like a snap because they're jealous like it's just like it's just a it's kind of like a territory thing You know you're the hot young guy just moved here. Yeah they were like we are not having that and i and it's funny because like this. I met my biological father for the first time ever that year. Oh you so your dad my stepdad's your stepdaddy. So i had met him for the first time ever like that year. Where was he from. he's from florida. So just imagine okay so it was like yeah. You know my dad. My biological father's coming here to meet me for the first time. I'm gonna need some days off and they're like no and i'm like okay. Well i quit. They're like this whipped. Cream isn't gonna fell so i was like i quit and they were like well. If you quit. You can never work at the cheesecake factory again again again. And i was like ever ever ever ever even tastings are cheesecake. Also like this place sucks. I'm not going there now. Just you ever walk that. She's met his doubt. Did i quit to me. My dad and i met him. And i was like..
"martindale" Discussed on Worst Firsts
"Two doesn't martindale punch me. Cancel ham hands punch anyone That's not true. But like i we have that friendship of like if we do have like an argument. We have our arguments stuff but we like brennan sick. Yeah exactly and get back into it. Everything about okay. So where did you grow up a group in texas tax and it was really fun. Okay great growing up. You come out in texas I was outed in texas. Yes you are out someone else. Yeah zillow Just somebody who was. I went to a very private school. Texas and University and college. So i never really had like Like about the sex talk. There wasn't like a sex. Ed there was sex ed but it was just very lame. It was like pain us. Here's a pass. Here's a johner gone to put. The pain is john andrews. And i was just like. There's a lot to unpack here. You're like what. I like the penis and not the giant well and it was. I just kind of went along with the norm of like this is your girlfriend. You take her crushed so much. Did you really as my god. I need to hear this okay. So eight how many girlfriends did you have. When in burke dating girls and kissing girl started dating girls my first kiss was a girl named sarah and that was an shit. I was in bit grade so young whether fifth grade. And did you were. You attracted to her. Did you just like like her as a friend. And then you're like. Oh i think it was a little bit of both okay. Look i knew. I was attracted. There was a time where i was. Like lusty over girls. One girl i will one of the ones that i can remember i was just like oh my god. She's so hot and she you know she was just so and i saw it. I was like she's so sweet and she's i love are like a wrote and her name all over my notebook and all this time. I tried to like dress up for her tuxedo or my had like z. Cavalry cheese and like the hot like nineties gear back in the day and he was like he was like the seventy dollar pair of pants that like the rich kids could afford. I was like. I'm poor and wearing potato sacks and he was like where you can wear my clothes and we'll say oh cool so i like war like his whole outfit and then you went up during your lights up. No i was so afraid yes because well and then the asshole friend like went and told everybody that he's like justice where my clothes and then tried to take my clothes off in the hallway and all that but like still a little bit. And that's when you knew there was a lot of a lot of. That's what i kinda liked us. Keep going. I mean stop going. There was a lot of i when i news. But tell me the when you news. Because i'm so curious and like i just love that you're so like forward with everything in its cozy. Oh totally have so many questions so like when how old were you when you were like kind of like curious or like i mean when i was i mean determined was curious it was probably around like puberty were Number he saw something on tv or oh it was like no. I used to watch like i'm sorry. I used to watch like the channel ninety nine. Oh is it like. Hbo real sex stuff. There was like the real sex stuff then channel. Ninety nine was like the static. Oh and you kinda send your like but you could hear it was like i uh-huh and you're like what what's happening and then i remember like when my parents would go like on you know. Leave us with a baby babysitter. Or whatever or like when i got to the age of being a babysitter I remember we got like cable packages. And i got like cinemax and showtime. Was it done deal so like late at night. And i just remember like sean all boobs in the parts of what's the guys part. Yeah i was so mad is then. I was like these. Women are being objectified. We need to see deck. Like i love it but then i remember like falling asleep and then my parents would come home and it would be on. They'd be like yeah. But then i mean there was a lot of like you know a lot of questions that were weren't answered and then by the time and then like my high school years it was berry. i was. I was made fun of. But i wasn't like for what it because i wasn't like the most masculine guy so i i never played like football. I never played What are some of sports baseball. I didn't play with any of them ball. No no no not those balls. My favorite sport really like it. Too like p. e. was like i walked the track. I walked the track with like all the other girls or we sat on the bleachers. And just like we were kind of like the burnouts. I was in theater. And i was just like fuck. This chim-chan dated the girl that i did. Yeah i d like popular girls who i just was like. I spent all my energy into performing. Yeah so i was like you know memorizing lines getting on stage and arken crashing. So i was like the theater kid like yeah but you know and then i would have like parties at my house. You know where people would just come over and we have k. Like those backyards axes parties. It was very like varsity blues and But yeah i was like but you are so when did went so you were in all through high school. You had girlfriends like until twelfth grade. Yeah and went to prom with girl. Oh yeah. I told her how to dress. Yeah you're like honey. That would look better on the. I mean just another one dead. I can't you would literally pick out her clothes. I wasn't con- now. I love it. I did I did tell her it was like. Here's here's what we're gonna do our theme earth. That's what she she was like. She was like mormon from utah. Yeah she was. She made her dress up like claire. Danes in romeo and juliet of that the leonardo dicaprio version. Yes ma'am yes So she did. She looked great and then i dressed up like leonardo di caprio anti-tank at the top of the staircase and the tuxedo. That was my tuxedo was the like and people were like you guys look interesting. Everyone else in there like five seven nine dresses in like fucking fashion bug dresses. Like a little. Yeah seal. those people were going for theatrics of it so okay so so groped friends and then like what was you said someone outed you. So what was the first. That's a worse to have someone do that to yeah. It was upset. Well i was just young Both it was. The worst best was the best worse because it was like. I was struggling with this identity. I was and then you know. I get to college. And there's a guy in my department who was like by a. And i just remember being like. I have some unanswered questions. Yeah and.
"martindale" Discussed on Sincerely Fortune
"A call. If there's one nerdy guy that loves volleyball and where's he heads and everyone's obsessed with him. You're probably about to join a colt instead of playing volleyball. It's either it's either like a church lockdown or a cult. So it's so. Yeah. So check that out if not or you can read about it, there's lots of articles even if you don't have the Blue Max very fascinating story. Yeah. What else has been keeping you occupied will will give welfare who aren't into coal I just wanted to say the way this call to spelled is N. ex I. I the M with right off the bat should scream this is all. They just call it next to him. It's like these weird Latin letters. It's no anyways if your name of your group is Latin letters or an acronym. Probably in the God I hope we've changed some live. I don't know there's gotta be there might be at least and we're not laughing at the people that were in the client. I'm. It happens to the best of us. But. Yet there's there could be like four people. Right now eating jello watching a weird guy play volleyball they're listening to this podcast in between classes that they paid eight hundred dollars for they might hear this podcasts and alight bowl might go off. We're here doing the Lord's Wurley are the name of our group is F. and J., and we would like for you guys to Vimla Justin, slash Martindale my profile pictures shirtless I. Take any increments. They are very welcome. And our brand is not as painful as the one on next. Yes. wait. Are we starting a call?.
Ravens DC: Mahomes 'underpaid' even if $1B
"Good Patrick Mahomes is. Right, well, Ravens defensive coordinator Don wink Martindale and facing the homes on Monday. He says that you know, my home's got this big deal in the offseason. He says that Mahomes could be paid a billion dollars and that would still be under paid for. That's how good Patrick Mahomes that's pretty good compliment isn't not bad George
New California Financial Watchdog Would Take Aim At Predatory Lenders Amid Pandemic
"Millions of Americans who are short of money in the pandemic are vulnerable to scams and predatory loans. California lawmakers want to protect them by creating a new financial protection watchdog agency. They say, they have to do that because the federal government hasn't done its job. NPR's Chris Arnold reports critics say that under the trump administration, the main federal watchdog, the consumer. Financial Protection Bureau has been paralyzed one study. Last year found that it's enforcement activity plunged by eighty percent from two thousand fifteen. We are now as states left to do the Work Ourselves California? Assembly member Monique Lee Mon along with the governor is proposing to create the Department of Financial Protection and invasion. It would give the state broader power to police aggressive debt collectors, predatory loans, and other shady practices limo proposed before the pandemic. But now the timing of it is even more important. You see that at at the California level since Covid we've seen an increase of forty percent consumer complaints and we want to help them. Some of those complaints are about mortgage companies, personal loans, and companies that promise to help people get out of debt. A long list of fair lending and Consumer Protection Groups are backing the proposal. Suzanne MARTINDALE WORKS ON POLICY issues for consumer reports with millions of people. In California alone who filed for unemployment, many people are teetering on the brink of insolvency here. So lonely a risky payday product, aggressive debt collector that can for someone over the edge into poverty into bankruptcy and homelessness at the worst possible time in the middle of a public health crisis. Financial firms usually aren't big fans of more regulation but Beth Mills with the California Bankers Association says, it's okay if the new agency wants to better police some of the banks competitors, she says online lenders, for example, many face much. Looser regulations than the banks do we would welcome greater regulation on them to make sure that we're operating under the same rules. But when it comes to the companies that her group represents, which she says are most of the banks and lenders in the state large and small, we would like to be exempt from the bill because the banks and financial institutions that we represent are very heavily regulated at both state and. Federal Level added appears the financial firms of the ear of some lawmakers. A source close to the legislative negotiations tells NPR that a group of moderate Democrats is pressuring the governor to allow for large carve outs for many companies and that could mean a much weaker watchdog. Richard Cordray is a former director of the federal consumer financial protection. Bureau he's been consulting on the bill and says that would be a big mistake i. Don't think that the legislature should make it hard for consumers to get their money back when they've been victimized by unfair deceptive and abusive practices. Cordray says if it's done, right the new California agency could be a model for other states for how to have a tough financial watchdog agency of their own. But a legislative deadline means the bill has to get passed by the end of the month. There's a key hearing lawmakers.
Ely Parker | Part 2 | The Civil War
"Hello and welcome to Iroquois history and legends. I'm Caleb. I am Andrew we are continuing with our series on the lustrous Mr L. E. S. Parker last episode we talked about his early life is education his diplomacy with the United States and his job as a civil engineer, and where he finds himself, now is in between jobs, and at the brink of the civil war in the United States breaking out, and I'm GonNa sum this up. Up What had happened was we saw all these native American peoples being removed from their land and forced to move west across the Mississippi and into the Oklahoma territory with all these native peoples depopulated from the eastern United States that left all kinds of area that opened up for agriculture and farming, and this led to more tension between the northern and southern states, because you had people joining to rush into the southern and western states. And, they wanted to make sure that slavery was instituted these places because then they could keep their balance of power higher in the US Congress were they could get more senators or members of the House of Representatives to make policies that would guarantee the rights of the southern territories and states, so that's where we find ourselves in and states are rushing around to be declared slave or free, and then a Abraham Lincoln gets elected president, and all heck breaks loose now you may think hey, Parker. He became a captain in the New York. State militia right so he's probably getting ready for war to. But no, he wasn't called upon for his services in engineering in the military or anything so after he finished his contracts in. Illinois he moved back to the tunnel, Wanda reservation and began farming. He quickly became very bored Andrew farming was not the life for a man like him. Many of the Seneca were gearing up for war, looking to join the United States Army Parker went and spoke to his father. Who as you recall from last episode was a veteran from the war of eighteen twelve, and he received his blessing to take up the war, Pat, but Parker. He wasn't. GonNa go as grunt. He wanted to go as a commission soldier. You'd already been. been a captain in the New York militia, so he asked the governor of New York for a commission like a real commission is apparently the militia commissions didn't really count the governor of New York declined so then what did he do when things fail in New York do what everybody else does. Go to a different state. I'm just kidding, but he did. bypass New York state and try to go directly to the federal government. You know. He had some friends in high places in Washington at this point, so he said Hey. Captain in the New York State militia civil engineer. How about a commission? declined. He got a letter from the Secretary of war Edwin Stanton. Quote. Parker this is a quarrel between white men, in which you Indians are not concerned, unquote. Another federal official that he wrote to told him quote. Unquote and I'm sure. They said it just as condescendingly. Some people may have made departure that his lack of US citizenship. Maybe what's holding him back from getting this commission? Because this is the same time that we see, he actually applied for citizenship. Oh, how'd that work out for him? Mile had a lot like everything else to the government. He was turned it down again. So from eighteen, sixty, one to eighteen, sixty two, he worked on his farm, and he also worked for the Indians on the reservation. He penned one letter to an old militia General John Martindale where he jokes about being a bad farmer and eating a wife, he asked the general quote. If, he knew any strong, healthy, double breasted woman that would want to be a farmer's wife. Can you say that again? That strong. HOW DOUBLE BREASTED WOMAN! So I thought you said? Did you think double breasted? Okay then we're just. This is a family home to show after all so. We'll just leave it at that. I don't know it seems like pretty good things to look for in a woman. Was His. With a lot of single I'm. You were saying. Parker has been farming for about two years now any starting to think that he's never gonNA. Get his chance. But he did still have a few friends looking out for me and you. And they were a couple of friends that were becoming pretty influential in the war, and Parker didn't even think the contact them. One of them was the jeweler in Gallina, and the other was the grocer. They are now being known as General John. Smith and General Ulysses S grant. They actually said to themselves. You know who we could use right now is parker. Parker was joined to the General Staff with the rank of captain in May twenty, fifth, eighteen, sixty three, but you'll never guess Andrew. He found another complication and this one is coming from a different. Place than you would think. If you remember Parker was made a what. Saito in say tim was a life appointment. Holding has shown checks and balances aspect of the government. Say Chimps were the political leaders. And they could not go to war right? You would have a war chief appointed, and you would have your say. And you'll have your clan. Mothers Each end so now he wants to go to war, but he's a saint shown so Ariza. Wait a minute. Can you legally legally from the? WHO NEEDS schone standpoint? Can you legally go to war? So a meeting was held, and they decided that sense he would be a captain fighting in the war of the whites. You would not be violating the checks and balances protocol.
"martindale" Discussed on Sincerely Fortune
"Just lay out what. It is real quick without giving many spoilers. So are we going to? We're going to give a lot of spoilers because we're going to talk about this episode so if you haven't watched it maybe you WanNa Watch it first and listen to this or put pause or watch it or you can listen to this and it's so bonkers you're going to be like what are you talking about a you guys mental. Have you lost it. Because it's one of those shows I feel like we've watched some of these documentaries on Netflix. Before that we're so bonkers like wild wild country or abducted in plain sight or even the dear John Series if you try and explain that to someone. It's so crazy that people are like what are you talking about? So that's what this one's like. It's so bonkers. Yeah that even if we give these spoilers when you watch it you're still going to be like as about real real people follows. The main guys named Joe Exotic he's Gay gun-toting essentially vibrant shirts. He owns a mullet sings country music. He's like Joe Dirt Times ten. Yeah and he owns like two hundred something tigers and monkeys and he has like a makeshift zoo in Oklahoma. We've gotten a lot of questions because we posted about it today about the animal abuse things. Yes if you're very sensitive to animal abuse. It's hard to watch. There were times where I'm like. Oh like it. It is hard like they love their animals. But their egos are. I think that they all start out loving animals. That's why they get into it. And then Egos and money and things get in the way and the bottom line is no one should be taking care of a tiger like we. Just don't have the resources to proper. I mean a tiger should be in the wild now. There are less tigers in the wild than there are in captivity at this point though in the world so I don't know you know they were saying five to ten thousand tigers are in captivity in the US which is people love owning tigers. Apparently but it's very dangerous aunt for both humans and the Tigers. It does show some animal abuse but I feel like the stories crazy enough. If you watch it you may want to donate to some animal rescues. There is a tiger sanctuary. I use that term lightly in this is random woman Carol Baskin. And we'RE NOT GONNA SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT. 'cause she's gone through like legislation and try to like save tigers but she began by so reading tigers. So I don't know I really think we say about her. Allegedly allegedly about all of them. We don't we don't know the just our opinion too crazy lesbians from La watching this documentary about Tiger Zoo rescue birds in Oklahoma and so carol owns. The Tiger owns a tiger sanctuary in Florida. And she's been trying to put an end to these other guys zoo type situations where people are putting the cubs and things like that and she became so verbal and going to Congress and trying to get these bills passed that she got on Joe Exotics Shit List and he likes going after her and she was going after him. And then there's another guy in Myrtle beach named Doc Anthony. Who has a pretty well known animal place where he rods in on the elephant and people pet cubs there and so? She's tried to stop him. The main beef is between Joe Exotic and Carol Baskin. And it just gets more and more bonkers you find out that Joe. Exotic has two husbands the dock. Ansel allegedly has a bunch of wives or girlfriends. I don't not wives budget girls that were formed. They're saying his girlfriend's we don't know Carol Baskin's husband disappeared. Says she allegedly? Will he disappeared? People are putting blame on her. Allegedly I duNNo. She's claims that he just disappeared one morning and never been seen again. Everyone's pointing fingers. Everyone's doing balk things. We're going to get more into it but I wanNA call my friend. Justin Martindale. He's a fellow comedian He is southern and gay so I felt like he'd be a good one to talk about where to take a quick break and we'll be back with Justin. Has there been something that interferes with your happiness or prevents you from achieving. Certain goals will better help online. Counseling is there for you. You can get help on your own time and at your own pace scheduling secure video or phone sessions with your therapist. Everything's completely confidential. And you can talk about all sorts of things ranging from depression distressed sexual identity relationships. You name it. I'm even thinking about making Jackson appointment just so she has someone to vent to about my lack of cleaning skills and it's a good place to talk to someone with all things to all of us are feeling right now..
Ravens make Don Martindale the highest-paid defensive coordinator in football
"NFL the jets sign former first rounder Josh doctson to add to their receiving corps the lions re signed wideout Danny Amendola to a one year deal Ian Rapoport said that the ravens give defensive coordinator don wink Martindale a new three year contract that makes him the highest paid defensive coordinator
"martindale" Discussed on Dr. Drew After Dark
"I've been listening to us here. Love Blind as I'm thirty three years old relatively healthy couple extra pounds nothing crazy and I have a crazy hypochondriac fear who ooh I constantly find something that's wrong with me and I ended up going on the Internet to research it because I don't want to bother my doctor. Is there anything I can do to convince myself without googling things that I'm going to be fine. Thank yes sir do not Google these thing. You should do. Don't go on the Internet because he is not going to help usually makes things worse and what does that like web. Md All that I have I served that function function for some people. I'd just go look if you're worried. Call me or send me an email and Richard about it because you're not in a position to make a judgment about it even yeah. This is a great for example. The difference between you know knowledge and wisdom and facts facts are very different. They can all sound the same. It's you know if you if you look at the diagnostic what's the DSM five diagnostic psychiatric manual everything you'll have that I have that are everything you read. You will have it that man. You have to be able to see it clinically repeatedly repeatedly and understand what it really looks feels like it when it's manifesting but when what are you supposed to go in for a checkup with the doctor every six months depends on your age yeah you medical problems albums if you're under forty even every year is maybe an overkill after fifty every year or so and at fifty is all kinds of cancer screening stuff you gotta get into. I have a hot doctor. Oh no kidding yeah yeah. He deems sometimes. It's fun. ooh. That's interesting yeah weird also because I'm like that is a little weird. If he's my age he would not oh no no nausea no twenty-nine physician nurse issue. There's like yeah like up and coming Dr. Am I not going to a doctor this whole time. It's just I would. I would say they would not understand the connotation. Here is Abe listen for a long time. My question is I appreciate. I've pearly penile gene aw pappy walls. Excuse me really happy trails. You never seen those what is it I've help. It sounds like it's Justin pearly penile pappy she knows what she barely rubs head of my penis. They would come off next couple of days. I would have almost constant itching. That makes sense yeah. No Yes yes yes. They are the are essentially sedation clans that are just sort of filled up in his case they kind of fly fall off which looks like it looks like a like a sea witch tentacle. Physical better octopus win their up close and look at the the drawing over there in the right that we didn't stop go down a little little bit. Oh they're good okay. Those were good from glands are normal. They're completely normal. Okay just uh-huh straight again. Just looks like you just dipped your Dick and sugar. It's weird like like rock candy. Okay pearly penile. Yes a drag queen thirty old coming to the stage pearly penile pebbles man of experience issue. I work out for a year now. During certain workouts like tries to pull down I'd deltoid raise exert myself. I get strange feeling deepen my taint. If I continue your lift I get a sensation that I could come four strokes. Wow very precise as this Darshan a couple of things you can get a pupil. Cox's muscle spasm which is the floor of the pelvis and it's usually uncomfortable and feel you ever had that we feel as deep pelvic spasm it feels a little bit like kicking the nets little that's sort of that that same phenomenon but some men can actually have an orgasm or even push out. Sima just from constrict constricting their lower abdominal musculature. Isn't that weird. That is very strange. They can just do that much more easily. Well Women Yeah. I feel like they could do that. So are you going to show us any freak out videos or does that a just just a fool's errand for not all right. You have any more voice messages here comes hi. It's Michelle number show him so alive been on medicine for Devi for about two months now early and that's only and I was wondering wondering my gynecologist now wants me to try an over the counter boric acid. Even the name Unsound Series tvos. Wondering what is your take on what this could potentially due to any of my Oregon Oregon would stop her so BV bacterial noses which in some women can really hard to clear up Liz it. It's bacterial overgrowth for growth and it can be very unpleasant and uncomfortable. Maybe comes from you know what's colonized in the nearby vision. They call you know. Colonizing and doctors directions for sure second hurt anything just do that. One more voice message taping up wow docker grew. It's slow from Kansas. I was about to go deep in my girlfriend. Meghan sweet sugar walls. I've noticed is that I had a small lump inside my skin. It wasn't my protruding outside the skin or anything but I just feel a lump sitting in there on the he could tell me if I'm GonNa die from cancer or something or appreciate it. Thank you love you daddy. You love you daddy that we're glad I waited for that. One Yeah commonly that can be clotted vein or a calcium deposit and a and it. Is something a doctor. I look at because if it's a diffusely clotted vein sometimes they WANNA check your clotting system and it's a calcium deposit. He can occasionally be associated with other other rheumatic conditions. Were Calcium noces. Get soft tissue calcium deposit so it's just something to get checked out. It's not it's definitely not Dick Cancer. You don't need to worry but I I appreciate him letting us know that he was balls deep in his girlfriend it what did he combs sugar lips or something. Where was it Kansas have. We traumatized is Justin. No not at all pleased I've heard coming to hang out with men comedian sir well and women Comedians to pretty gross so I was going to say it but the topic of Discount Dick Cancer Dougie chance to bring up the idea of the HP vaccine every morning in that damn vaccine if you're male or female if you're a sexually active. I'm getting it now. Is that the one where you you have to take it three. Yes that's my next my last ones in October aged peavy free events head neck cancer. Michael Douglas Talks about how he is h preview related head and Neck Cancer Prevents Anal Cancer and Dick Cancer and cervical cancers. The only vaccine that Prevents Cancer Yeah People Not Getting that vaccine is insane well. That's crazy and it's it's. It's been it's been FDA approved essentially. You believe it's nine twenty eight. They've expanded it out and get to an older age because why not the only reason they approved it for a certain age how they did their research. If you are older than that that window and you're sexually active your divorce or something go get the vaccine enlightened physicians. Eh Give it to you. It's not bad I mean. It's it's real. I'll tell you because it's it's three three sessions and are the first one I got and then I had to go back like maybe a month or two later and then the last one I get is in October months one months six months one when will yeah and that's exactly it and it's not it doesn't hurt. It's real fast needleprick. We and it bring it might be a little sore the next day but it's not you're not no just do it and I want an apology from everybody who took me on when that vaccine. I came out. I was like please everybody get this vaccine to cure cancer prevent cancer and over got US making it easy for people have sex or more. You know vaccine reaction. There's just people making money off kids like oh my. What do you think you're a doctor or something crazy thing speaking of axioms. If you were born before nineteen eighty two or so check your measles titles you might want to measles vaccines. We're in the middle of a measles outbreak. I went ahead and got my tetanus diphtheria all also at the same time pertussis. DPT PT outbreaks in this part of the country are out you might WanNa think about that DP DP and measles DP. You're probably young enough that the measles were good good but those of us got my knees redone just measles. Do I just feel like that's such a like when when century disease as an adult it can be quite serious and you know if this starts get going. We'll we'll all be at risk for it was called on Moore Bill Farm rashy turn his spotty red rash fever sore throat and you can get encephalitis. You can get really serious complications. Somebody's in Delta get very sick from it. Is it airborne you're by the way somebody with measles who doesn't even know they have it yeah. This is even full blown that if let's say they walked through this room and coughed for to what that even cough breathe for two hours this room will be potentially infectious. Whoa Oh our all on outbreak that crazy. That's terrifying. Well Justin. It's been fun. I laughed. I cried. I'M GONNA go get vaccinated in your life. Yeah definitely I'm going to check out snap comedy. Yeah we find that again. I'll find it out on snapchat discover page every Thursday. Hey Excellent and yeah you can we find you follow me on Instagram it just as Martindale and on twitter at just Martindale promote there where you're pairing and that kind of stuff oh yeah I always put them in my stories and stuff.
"martindale" Discussed on Dr. Drew After Dark
"Mail dot Com and thanks for being a part of this being so supportive and make me feel welcome into the white family and it has been a real privilege and a lot of fun through the show so we appreciate you being a part of it and feel like I'm resurrecting love line a little bit but this is a far more disgusting version of it. I guess thank you the guys in back from videos to us. Today will be apparently we'll be no exception. Yeah we got some good ones for young welcome to the show just Martindale Justin. Yes very good to be good to see yeah you as well so Justin Ivan Swing the same waters for few years you have all the same friends no and then we finally met each other at Jim Jefferies a a coming out party his party yeah. He got his citizenship finally finally and he's another one. We've got to get up here on the show him. If you go oh yeah of course oh I think I saw you at his podcast to that's where I am. I'm like yeah that makes sense yeah yes. This is a good by taking me on the road with him. So we're having a good time. Do you do stand up with him. You do oh my God this fantastic yeah and then we're doing actually a show together on Tuesday at the Roxie or during the the comedy jam where we have to like do stand up and then seeing with a live band what could go wrong. We find yeah. I'm having a good time with him. Oh my brother to me now now. It's crazy so you know we've warned you. This show in addition to the discussing videos questioned the stuff. We have to hear about you. Grew Up. I grew up in San Antonio Texas and is club coming somewhere in San Antonio. This is actually I felt. It was appropriate. Just sounds gross. He does sound growth. It's Alan Cummings Bart's. It's my favorite bar in New York. City is coming up club coming yeah. Where is it advice on the village I chalk. It's a nice a nice little like gritty. Gritty cabaret bar got like a piano. You'll see like some well. We my wife frequence all the karaoke bars millage. There's a the monster and what's the famous one where the where the famous standoff was stonewall. Dot and they've got that upstairs Karaoke yeah. We've been tiny yes but we'll go yeah. That's fair yeah. It's pretty bad ass like you'll just you'll be there and then all of a sudden like this. Guy Oh we dressed rest up as Jesus and just start stripping on a pole and you're like this is where I feel at home. We have to go. It's pretty bad ass. I love it probably me no. It's not at all Jesus Jesus but I had to merge the is it fair to call it a gay bars. It's because the bars in the village allege. There's nothing better New York City public than those bars. Oh it's a really it's like a divy cabaret Barkan be. It's so comfortable in those. That's what we like going because he we could say not seeing whatever it's just. It's just it's not like one of those like snow are all. I'm sure you could find poppers yes but like if you're in anyway so San Antonio Yeah before the river walk had been invented or is the river walk had just been invented wanted. I want to say I remember going to like the river walk in some yeah. It's pretty cool little thing. I love it a lot. It's really fun to watch drunk. People fall in like during festivities. I get that it's so small you don't really have that much room to fallen or what you can't get real troubles now like a swift moving over forever now. I'm pretty sure you can get diptheria though if you fall in or something yes some high foyer thank you some eighteen hundreds fungus so so so gripe in Texas that must be interesting. It was fun. Ten attorneys a little more cosmopolitan. A lot of people think compared to many parts yeah right. It's not Austin we yeah no. It's very it's very culturally. It's honestly like when people ask me. It was like the best place to grow up as a kid. No a really was it was just we we ha- you have like the city part of it but then you also have like the surrounding neighborhoods which are just you know. All the families knew each other. We all went to high school together. We all played sports and we did like team events and what was your partitions. My sport was theater. Oh because you could imagine that you could have gone basketball or I could have gone basketball or football but I was just to gay and didn't know it did you didn't know your gate how and why knew it but I didn't know it it was Oh God here we go. I'm just strap on because I think I think that we use zeroed in on something really helpful other people which is I knew it but didn't know it Elizabeth Smart Father. I just saw that on the way over here so crazy. It's crazy but I've interviewed the man he's a Ed smart. Ed Smart Elizabeth Smart is the young Utah Youth at fourteen was inducted moons house and was rape Burleigh for nine months G. O. Brainwash horrible story yeah and her for data almost went out of his mind course like because of his persistence she was found again if any of you both of them and it is one of the most lovely guys you've ever met. I wasn't sure what I was GONNA. Get Yeah but but I don't remember I think I had an inkling something. Something was up. Yeah I always now come out as gay and he's left the Mormon Church because he didn't feel good sort of survived. There's an openly gay man. God bless him. God bless him but but it but it made the top of mind for you today. These things like young people not really understanding themselves right and and so you know but you don't know is a great way of describing something yeah it was that for you it was weird because I was never. I was like growing up. I always was was very creative and expressive and I loved I loved pretending as a kid like I always used my imagination nation and I would like you know get on my bike and go ride. My bike can pretend that I was you know some characters. I don't know it was just always duwamish. Mommy S who was there any gender bending stuff going on your as young as part of the pretending that no I never the I like putting on makeup but it was like for stage or Halloween like that and it was never you know I I remember like maybe I put on like my mom's high heels like maybe once but that wasn't like I never thought of myself elvas like maybe I'm a woman or maybe it was just it was just fun. I like to play dress up yeah or if it was like a pirate or a you know a costumes costumes costumes new. I think I had a thing about that. I think that's more a performing games. Thanks so I was a kid. I remember I had like a classic. The cowboy outfit and Halloween was something I loved when I was a late adolescent. Don't like Halloween. Also I still love Halloween. It's is my favorite thing in the world but I remember my mom. Tells me the story all the time. She took me to a production of Dracula when I was like two years old at like a community theater our function I guess and I don't know why my mom took me to that but I remember I remember it. Though like I remember seeing these women on stage like covered in blood screaming and as the customers year olds would do the two year old and my mom's still ask any trauma and challenge uh-huh I remember my mom tells me that I looked over and I was like I want to do that and she was like. Oh God what be a woman covered in blood and I was like no I want to do what they're doing like being on stage and so. I think that's what I got it. I identified as it as story being told not as like this is terrifying and I need to get out of it. Is it was the attraction I WANNA be up there part of that fantasy with them or just admire the perform. You know it's kind of a weird al it's got a very funny fantasy yeah. I just love I think I I don't know I think it was just like the attention and the and the forming the performance it was not I want to be with them. No no no no no no no yeah and then musical gift people that you know what I don't like sales. That's that's that's the surprise me the gays do not like me for not liking as a sure yeah. I. I don't know I I have more straight friends than I do gay friends what you just said. I know a diamond in the rough. I like them but like but then like. I just feel like everyone just like they just to you know that wicked. Oh my God oh dear. I did a Mormon though Orman girl yeah so you were you were dating women in high school. I crush a lot of pus yeah and you and you were not like. Did you have the thoughts about. Maybe that's not yes all the time like why isn't this good for me. Yes I didn't lose my virginity my Virginia until I was nineteen which is like really the old for Texas and then that was horrifying horrifying horrifying horrifying because it was just the worst experience. It's AFL super awkward and it's not it was just awkward and I didn't know what I was doing and I made myself do it. I mean I was like it was weird. I'm like why am I planning manning the date of meal and it was my birthday. Oh God it was like I'm GONNA lose move virginity when I'm nineteen and I'm going to just do it. I had a girlfriend girlfriend at the time and like it wasn't her fault but like I like to blame her. We wait so this was this was your girlfriend or was it. Yes and you phrase friends now or no. Oh no no no but never broke up so technically. We're still dating yeah so we never really liked. Shut it down and I think she's married so she's cheating on me. So she's the bad person of course yeah and and did you think about your sexuality van when that all went down yeah because I remember I remember like stealing like like What are they called like like men's magazines your as a kid that's that's what a Weirdo and then like hiding them or it was just because straight man higher steel women but I was just like this confused Kayla unlike a barnes and noble like when they like stealing porn warrants but that's just straight out male sexual yeah yeah. You know what I mean. Men You take God did that to fifty year. Old Male is cruel. Yeah I mean think about it. I won't let nobody talks about my sex talk. Literally was my mom's sitting me down and going a man participates is in a woman's Vagina. It feels really good. All right by school was really what it was and I was like well why thanks for the night tears uh-huh and never masturbation was never talked about like. I am not like from a very religious family. It was just kind of like it was just uncomfortable. It's weird yeah helpful and I had a step dad and like he helped her dead he's gone. He's been gone out of the picture he just didn't. He got my mom pregnant. I and then like I wasn't ready to become a dad and he was young and she just kind of took me away kidnapping. What some of them call it but was it like that like she? I ran away from him. Yeah Yeah and we moved. We moved to Mississippi for an stayed with my grandmother for a little bit and then like she was on the Lam. Oh God yeah and then how long till I was I think four and then she remarried my stepdad remarried. He's very very Hispanic remarried. Yes she remarried. They'd had been married before noon Internet..
"martindale" Discussed on The Bone 102.5
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"martindale" Discussed on MyTalk 107.1
"Seriously. What the heck was that? When you go to like, New Jersey or the east coast people described food is beautiful. You know, like look at this beautiful piece of fish this beautiful zone. You how many layers could? So you'd bridge over troubled water water made me think of fish, and then it made me think of a deli. I went to a fish market belly. All right. This is a tough money. Big money. What was the guy who hosted the way show press your luck? What's his did? He ever. Well, but I worked with wink Martindale. Yeah. Dude named wing. No, I actually worked with wink Martindale. He did something out at reels. When I was out their four game show thing and got to meet him us hanging in the building. It was great. Sounds good. Peter to markan I'm Peter to Martin press. Your luck. Dayline nineteen Eighty-four. Okay. Now, you're in my zone. Michael Jackson won a record seven Grammy awards. Including album of the year record of the year. Best rock vocal best pop vocal performance. Best R&_B performance and best R&_B song. And best recording for children. I know that's true for ET extraterrestrial, the movie name the three big songs that he was recognized for nineteen Eighty-four three. Big huge. Mega hit song. Ryan helped me. No. I don't know. Thriller. Yes. Hanging thriller. Billie. Jean? Yes. Well, God and. I'm gonna need a hint. Thriller, billie. Jean? You are Robert plan. I can't believe I've never done this. Is it a ballad? No, no, no, no, no. The one where he two word title title, where he does the the moonwalk whatever. Get to the backstab my hands. The either, I'm know, I'm nervous bad, bad bad. Be garret. Derek dooley. Bamboo. Bob. Are you? Oh my God. I say every day of my life, you'd think I would remember.
"martindale" Discussed on Cults
"We're will phone gears loyalty endearing, but ultimately, he decided it wasn't enough to make gear a man of God on October. Second nineteen eighty two the fortieth anniversary of the nineteen forty two promise we're will officially named L Craig Martin Dale president of the way tonight national Martindale took to the role of cult leader like a fish to water already revered as an exceptional preacher Martindale adopted. We're wills practice of reinterpreting the bible to suit his own needs. He borrowed a biblical phrase. We're we'll head once. Interpreted as athletes of the spirit and began to claim that this was the most accurate translation of a phrase often used to describe God's followers Martindale claim that the bible calls believers athletes of the spirit had no basis in fact, but then again, neither did many of we're wills teachings. The important thing was that Martindale was we're wills handpicked successor. And that meant the brainwashed way followers would believe anything he said while Martindale was busy teaching tens of thousands of way followers to call themselves. Athletes of the spirit gear was still grinding away. At doing we're wills bidding. We're we'll head always wanted to have global reach and in these last few years of his life. He gave gear the job of making it happen. Technically, speaking the way had been international since nineteen seventy when trillion Reverend Peter Wade, one of we're wills earliest followers, had established the way Australia. But wait in the doctor disagreed on. How donations collected by local ministries should be spent and we're we'll had kicked Wade out of the cult back in nineteen seventy eight now in the nineteen eighty s he made a renewed effort to expand sending gear to Canada and Europe in hopes of establishing way ministries there, but gear ran into one problem after the next both Canada and England turned down the ways requests, as they considered the way to be a destructive cult we're will order gear to appeal their decisions, but the country's held firm. Not until nineteen Eighty-four. Did gear finally managed to found the way Europe in the village of Gartmore Scotland. Gartmore was a far cry.
Margo Martindale, JK Rollings And Remillard Zoe Kravitz discussed on This Morning with Gordon Deal
"This weekend? Here's your box office preview out this weekend is fantastic beasts crimes and Grindelwald wall. The second film and JK Rollings fantastic beasts series in this installment, the title wizard escapes and reassembles his followers with the goal of wizards and witches ruling over all mortal creatures it's up to Dumbledore and his former student to fight this threat to all of mankind. This fantasy adventure stars Eddie red main Katherine Waterston has Remillard Zoe Kravitz Jude law, and Johnny Depp. Based on a British TV series of the same name as widows and on some Ohio. Phil go ridden by gun rose, Gillian Flynn. The film follows the aftermath of a caper gone bad resulting in the deaths of the four would be thieves. Now, they're widow seek to follow in their footsteps and pull off the perfect crime. Viola Davis, Michelle Rodriguez, Colin Farrell, Jacki Weaver, Robert Duvall and William Niessen star. And Mark Wahlberg and rose Byrne team up in the comedy instant family. They play a couple who'd. Decides to adopt but finds themselves as guardians of three unruly siblings. Is they get a crash course in parenting, Margo Martindale. Julie Hagerty and Octavia Spencer also star still in theaters Grinch bohemian rhapsody overlord, the nutcracker in the four realms
Movies Out This Weekend
"British TV series of the same name as widows and ensemble heist film. Go written by gun rose, Gillian Flynn. The film follows the aftermath of a caper gone bad resulting in the deaths of the four would be thieves. Now, they're widow seek to follow in their footsteps and pull off the perfect crime. Viola Davis, Michelle Rodriguez, Colin Farrell, Jacki Weaver, Robert Duvall and Liam Neeson's star. And Mark Wahlberg and rose Byrne team up in the comedy instant family. They play a couple who decides to adopt but finds themselves as guardians of three unruly siblings. Says they get a crash course. Parenting. Margo Martindale, Julie, Hagerty and caveat Spencer, also star still in theaters are the Grinch bohemian rhapsody overlord, the nutcracker in the four realms and the girl in the spider's web. Plus a star is born. Nobody's Fool venom Halloween and the hate you gift and that's your weekend box office preview on iheartradio. Hi, I'm Dan Patrick. I drive two hundred miles an hour for a living. So makes sense that I have life insurance. But so many people don't that's just an unnecessary risk. It means leaving your loved ones to suffer financially. If something happens to you. It's a struggle. My family knows as teenagers. Both my parents lost their fathers neither had life insurance. Don't take that risk. Get life insurance for help. Go to life happens dot org. A public service message from the nonprofit life happens radio six ten
"martindale" Discussed on The World of Phil Hendrie
"Gimme a break there. You know, the grievance defensive coordinator on a Baltimore raven. The who the Baltimore Ravens defensive coordinator on a Baltimore Raymond's. What about it is wink Martindale? Wink, Martindale that was the name of a disc jockey? Yes. Fuda hell would name their kid. Wink, Martindale dean. They liked the DJ ravens victories right there. Ravens defensive coordinator, wink, Martindale and Levin bell. What is all the guys to name yourself after fit? He named himself. I doubt it. What do you doubt? It. What guys get a name himself, wink, Martindale that guy? Anyway, the defensive coordinator for the Baltimore Ravens is named wink Martindale wink, awake with wink. Now. That's he said that easy fill. For less. I mean when I was a kid, wink, Martindale did the morning show on cave WB and that was their promo line link awake with wink. Yeah. I know that you told him and then interesting. Yeah. That's great. That's right. Folks tonight at seven o'clock, seven o'clock Pacific for the world famous. Phil Hendrie show chat the BSP chat all of our BSP's gather around, and we'll give away this bottle of vino. Remember, don't drink it for God's sake. Phil NB sowings executive produced by Phil Hendrie incorporated. All rights reserved podcast one. Thanks to all of our guests this evening. Ted bell. Thanks, ted. Thanks for being a sport. Taking all of our crap. As I think about general show is in the right? I'm talking about. How big is Weiner is. All right. I'm sorry. Too late now.
Baltimore Ravens' defensive coordinator Wink Martindale says Pittsburgh Steelers still dangerous without Le'Veon Bell
"Do you know what the who the defensive coordinator of the Baltimore Ravens is? You know, what his name is? Just checking this I wanna make sure I didn't get got. No, what is who is wink Martindale? First name is dawn. But a call him, wink, wink, Martindale. The ravens defense accord coordinator says the Steelers are just as good without Levy on bell. Wink, Martindale suggested that Pittsburgh's numbers were actually better without bell since two thousand fifteen adding that might be why bell is riding a jet ski down in Miami right now. Ouch in the ravens twenty six fourteen win over the Steelers in week four Baltimore held Pittsburgh in nineteen yards. Rushing Belle's absence from the Steelers continues following the trade
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"martindale" Discussed on The Jim Jefferies Show Podcast
"You're listening to comedy central. Welcome to the Jim Jefferies show you're gonna put your headphones on Justin. Now he's going to do it noling. Wow. I the moment I'm sitting with far shore and Justin Martindale and it's almost like a in before middle and after photo of of white gain far as is checking his fine. He didn't hear me. I heard you, you know, it's hurtful right off the bat, lowest aside feels like you. So heterosexual a little bit, you know, and then we get, you know, as all, it's a collage. I'm the most heterosexual. Sexual out of the three of us how I the most heterosexual well, I requested fog when I entered. There was definitely there was no fog. Have you have you got you dragged name yet? How do you get your drag name? You just like, oh, I thought it was like your street. You lived on. That's so basic. You could be you could be chunky kit Kat. Yup. And. I like kit cat, but not chunky kick. How about this kit Kat. Yeah. Well, you can Molefi into that will take a lot of exercise. Break me off a piece of that. Welcome to the Jim Jeffrey show. I'm Jim Jefferies Jim show podcast is Jim, Jeffrey ship podcast. I'm here with forest and Josten. It's the three of us. We're going to solve a mystery and styled it crime, and then we'll solve crime. Song ever of that one that was your best version of the j. It was like it was like Scooby, doo turned evil and then solve its own problems. I wouldn't have gotten away with it if it wasn't for me. And you've already mentioned, but returning to the gym, Jeffrey show podcast, Justin, Justin Martindale. Mental now, it's the closest to the clamps anyway. So please watch my comedy special on Netflix. This is me now it's on Netflix right now. I have upcoming touring dates, August twenty. Fifth at the Nielsen still center and concert hall and pull in Hawaii. If you're in Honolulu, just look it up to shows temper fourteenth at the Queen. Elizabeth Victoria theatre in Vancouver British Columbia, Canada are going to get my possible. It renewed September twenty. Eighth of this, you Kagera theater, Chicago, Illinois. And even though it's not written down, he I kinda nounce that's official now is about to go on sale at the gun sale. I'm doing gigs across the strike in the month of December. We doing the Perth entertainment centre in the rub lighter Rainer in melanin, weather you? Yeah, we have to sell tens of thousands of tickets..
"martindale" Discussed on The Jim Jefferies Show Podcast
"It's time for the gym jeffrey show podcast podcast podcast pug guys we just finished episode ten of thirty episode run so we're all getting fucked up a right far show we i'm not fucked up yet but i mean like and you gotta get fucked fucked episode thirty tony just had like a what chunk of stuff feleti your nose you'll get fucked up man that's a bugger wasn't coke well you should see a doctor about getting what chunky boogers cope knows we have a special guest with us this evening a friend of mine he's your friend of yours forest are we know each other a little bit yeah yeah we're friends yes sure we don't hate each other do you want to introduce justin or as a weird way to do it like we don't we don't hate each other i mean yeah i wanna kill him i'll sit across from you cage match what do you want to do i'll sit across from me for our tuesday let's do it our guest today is committee injustice martindale yeah i was gonna go over some of your things the host of on east nap chat discovery every thursday what the fashion oh yeah and i see what they did they the fashion it's like right doc but it's about fashion yeah it's called what the fashion snapchat i really botched that whole thing and let everyone know what's up find him on twitter at just martindale and on instagram at justin martindale so somebody had justin martindale on twitter yes some asshole in tennessee i think what's he do i don't know you're saying oh you know i i had that i i put an extra eighty in my name now jim jefferies without the extra a came to america i went to register on nine with sag or after some shit weird and i went i'm registering my name and they go ninestory taking taking what else would you like to be cold and i only two minutes right.
"martindale" Discussed on TV Avalanche
"So many good things happening can we still call her character actress margot bar nail she's now cast regular margo martindale emmy winning character actress mortga martindale she's been that for a while true and one of those emmys was for like a three minute scene in of the americans which is not the character actress margot martindale greatest performance but sometimes voters are weird yeah that's the old character actress lifetime achievement award yeah it's it's very good and i won't spoil anything else but i will say there is someone i am more worried about definitely then stand at this point and brian you have some idea now having seen the premier why that is indefinitely and the one of the i will say is at least through the premier want the guy noticed last season when i was writing the next day things about it is that philip makes some of the best faces on television right matt therese speaks he had he'd is very even able to with his face so well and you can read pages worth of dialogue with a looker to and in the first episode there may be four or five times where you can just pause to click pause and the face he's making you're like i know everything about that guy that you could move along you get like oh i can see all of these things have changed he he wears it the he wears the character on his face as well as anyone else on tv that's always been really impressive to me last season philip was just depressed the whole time and i know joke have almost thirty screen caps of amd just frowning because i was using them in the in the recaps but like if i go to search for something and i type in p h i for whatever i'm going to search for i then get like thirty pictures on my thing of sad phillip phillips phillips had four phillips at eight.