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Episode 94: Marc Molinaro, Republican Nominee for Governor
"The. From Saint George to Saint Albans from city island city hall and right here in the People's Republic of Brooklyn. It's five PM in the five boroughs, which time for max and Murphy. You're interviewing Colin show on the policies, politics, and people of New York City in New York state. I'm Jared Murphy from city limits, dot org, underspend max from Gotham gazette dot com. Jerick good to see you. You too. We last spoke on primary eve feels like it was about two years ago. Yes, it's quite a few news cycle since then, the primary fallout everything happening, of course, with the Trump administration and the cavenaugh confirmation or not lots of things happening of course, but we continue now with our election focus, and we're back now post primary moving into the general election. I know we've already done that with a couple of articles Gotham gazette and we're starting to really dig into these general election contests in New York where we've got fewer than fifty days. Until election day. Seven day. Yes, thanks counting. So we've got some really interesting things to dig into. We're starting with that here today. Although part of the show is also looking back. That's right. We'll be speaking today with mock mar Mark. Molinaro. Sorry, who is the gubernatorial candidate for the Republican party beyond a few minutes after that will hear a conversation been? I had earlier today with Rebecca cats who is the chief strategist for Cynthia Nixon's gubernatorial campaign. So look forward and a look back and Ben, the governor's race is obviously at the top of the ticket, the top of the table in terms of the fall contests were watching, but what are some of the other ones that interest you most? So folks understand now, even though we had this contentious democratic primary for Lieutenant governor. Now it's a ticket gov- Lieutenant governor. So we don't really need to worry about voting on the Lieutenant governor line. Although those candidates complain important role, but beyond governor, you know, attorney general controller races, certainly. And then we have the state Senate. It's really where so much of the focus and action is going to be and in the primaries, most of that was New York City. And now most of it moves out of New York City. We should also note that while both of our publications focus on city and state level politics and government, there's federal level elections happening that are really important. There's one US Senate race in New York. Kirsten gillibrand being challenged by Republican candidate shell Farley, but also really the house delegation. Elections is are of utmost importance with Democrats trying to flip seats in New York to contribute to a national wave. They're hoping flips the chamber and one of those potentially flippable races in New York City in Staten Island and Brooklyn. Eleventh district currently represented by Dan Donovan, the former DA there max rose. An army veteran is challenging him. That's a contentious race. There are others in New York state and the state Senate. As you mentioned, one of at least one of the racist people are watching some degree. Is in the confines of New York City that is the Martin golden seat Republican Senator long-serving from Brooklyn being challenged by Angelino artists, a democrat who ran against before and did. Okay for guy, challenging incumbent six years ago, six years ago, and we'll see what's different if anything this time. But yeah, most of the action they're moving upstate, but you hit on a good point which is that there's at least one house race and one state Senate race in the city confines at folks should know about and certainly will be getting a lot of attention. And then we move into some of the swing districts, Hudson valley, Long Island, and even some other places throughout the state where you know you have pockets where it's more about. Can the Democrats kind of compete with Republicans at when you get outside of New York City and a lot of instances, one of the fascinating things here as we move to the general election is governor Cuomo. He comes out of the primary having won by a fairly wide margin, but definitely bruised not only with. Some of the missteps that he made in the campaign, but also the fact that you had this riled up at least third of the democratic primary electorate really going after him. I mean, we'll hear from Rebecca cats in the second half of the show who ran in the Nixon campaign more or less, and they were really attacking him throughout the campaign. And that's fodder perhaps for Mark Molinaro our guests in a couple of minutes to us as well as other gubernatorial candidates. So the Cuomo situations, very interesting. Not only can he prevail in the election, but he's already made it his stated mission to help flip the Senate flip the house. So that's just a fascinating through line there. Of course it is. And I think there's an interesting interplay between the federal story and the state story that Cuomo is going to be at the center of which is that in a lot of his advertisements, even before the primary when he was running against other democrat, he was really running against Donald Trump. He probably plans to do that again in his race against Molinaro. That will be a conversation. I'm sure that the Republicans. Tried to try to differentiate a bit. It is it's already the conversation that he's having and even released an ad today. Attacking Mark Bonar who's gonna be our guest in mere seconds as Trump mini-me me, which is their standard line. And of course, you know, governor Cuomo has been running throughout against Donald Trump and his trying to continue to do that. And we're, of course now going to be joined on the line by Mark Molinaro the duchess county executive and gubernatorial nominee from not only the Republican party, but the conservative party and the Reform Party as well. Mr.. Molinaro. Thanks for joining us on WBAI with Jared Murphy and Ben max. It's Mark. Don't ever call me Mr., but thank you. Good to have you on. Thanks for joining us. So for folks who are getting their first introduction to you, I know you've been traveling around the stay with a very busy campaign schedule, including New York City, but for listeners who might be getting their first inkling of who you are and what you're out. Tell us a little bit before we get into your platform. Who are you? Where'd you come from? What do you do? Why you. You know, I'm the county decorative in duchess of served as duchess county executive for the last seven years. And prior that six years in the New York state assembly, but I began my public service career is an eighteen year old, decided that my hometown government wasn't paying attention to the needs of my community and decided to run. I ran for the village board of trustees and year later in nineteen ninety five at the age of nineteen. I, I was elected mayor of my hometown sex every day of my life trying to make government work for people. And as account executive last six years, I've watched the state of New York become too expensive for too many people. I've seen the failure state government in so many ways into corrupted administration, defraud taxpayers. So I sort of compelled Theron but to be to be, you know, more personal. I, I tell you, and I think you guys know this. I, I have a wonderful wife and three children were expecting our forth on his way later in in November two, boys and girls. My daughter Abigail was born on the autism spectrum was some developmental disabilities, and we we live with the same challenges that a lot of families with with all cross the state and talked about this often. But you know, I'm I'm an ordinary New Yorker. I was raised by a single mom, food stamps, but food on the table number for number of years as my child that always worked two or three jobs as a kid to kinda help the family and make ends meet. And you know, I think it's it's about time. New Yorkers had a governor who knows how difficult it is to live in New York. Mr. county executive this time of year in the phone rings at my house. It's often upholster. And one of the questions they ask is how you describe your political philosophy. Are you liberal, moderate or conservative? I say liberal. What do you say when you get a question like that, I, you know, it's it's one of those things where we could boiler sales down to single words. I think we were. Doing something wrong. I'm a pragmatic public servant. I might. My goal is simply to bring people together to solve problems. I like solutions. I don't necessarily governed by ideology. I guess in the twenty first century world of politics, I'm a pragmatic middle of the road Republican or the traditional limited, but active government respective civil rights, civil liberties, but also recognition that that we can't spend money we don't have. So I don't know what tradition that is other than for twenty five years. I've defined myself and have a pretty decent record of of being a responsible and reasonable public servant. So when you talk to voters, and as I said, I've been following your campaign schedule of course, and you've had a very active one, lots of meet and greets lots of events all over the state. Also interesting to see you March and some of the New York City parades, which I think Republican candidates for governor have often shooed which is, you know, an interesting strategy. I don't know how many votes it's getting. But it's it's interesting of course to see you participate in those all around the state, those types of events. But when you're talking to voters and you just have that brief moment other than the attacks on the Andrew Cuomo, we can get into some more of those, of course, as we talk here, but other than the attacks on governor Cuomo, what do you say that you want to do as governor if you're elected. I understand that every direction I have is really about the voter, and I make perfectly clear. I mean, elections are about candidates. It's about the needs that that people have, and and you know, I talk about my background and and the fact that I understand how tough it is, and I have yet to be any place in New York, whether it's New York City buffalo or or anywhere north south east or west of there. And you know, residents feel left out. They feel like there is this ruling class of people, you know, that contended time show for press conference. Maybe they say they're going to solve the problem and then they disappear and and they feel like this government is is divorced from their realities. They also recognize that whether they're living in in Nitra housing where the ceilings, you know, breaking in or falling down or their upstate struggling on a farm that it's expensive. It's just too expensive, and the opportunity to make ends meet is just not there. So I just about the fact that I've lived this challenging life and recognize the birds the people face and that. We're not going to solve these problems with a tack ads. We're not going to solve these problems with tribalism. We're only gonna solve these problems by sort of putting aside of those things that make that maybe define our differences and focus on bringing people together to solve problems and and I'll tell you, I really hear it everywhere to your point about being in the city. I don't know how many votes it's going going to win me, but but but voters in New York City deserve to see their elected official governor. They're moving to trail candidate regardless of party, and I'd offer to you. Same is true up state that many, many New Yorkers upstate feel like, you know, this governor just sort of forgotten them. So at the end of the day, I show up because that's how you earn respect. It's how you show respect and it's how you bring people go to the south problems. That's my priority. And if it results in a win and I think it will then great mission accomplished. One of the policy proposals you've outs far deals with the MTA and some of the problems having that's his the line of attack that Cynthia Nixon tried against governor Cuomo. No. And curious, it's a complex plan. You've put four, but one of the things you talk about his trying to save money on some of the massive projects, the MTA hasn't away, and what I wonder is, is there a way to save money in those projects without costing jobs? Yes, the answer, yes. I've done this as a county executive identifying efficiencies in working with the collective bargaining units unions to identify where they can. They can achieve savings and the government can achieve savings in both at the end of the day should benefit. And what we propose is actually a competitive effort to say to the Vos within the collective bargains that let you chief efficiencies and benefits and every dollar we save. You should see some of that too. Shouldn't just go into the system or to to to cost simple cauti- reductions there. There's modernisation within the collective bargaining agreements that would benefit the unions and the employee's benefit them both in service and. And and dentists and also benefited reduction of cost reduction of cost. They should see some of that and in Bowie it, it's it's by building into the detail. I know bencher me talk as say this before I'm a bit of a government geek. I'm in the problems that we face will only be solved by diving into the details by checking box and pretending like the missions been been accomplished and move on. So so we propose challenging both the the bloated administration, and it is bloated, and it is air again, and it is. It is sort of disconnected from the the challenges riders face, and we challenge the the, the, the unions as well, do identify together a roadmap to achieving savings and those saving that savings will help to will help to invest not only in the system, but in the personnel as well. That's a win win. And it is a chief -able. It's a cheap -able. If you, if you set aside some of the rhetoric and focus on on on making the invested smart investments necessarily. To get the system function, and I believe we can do that pretty rapidly. So Jared just mentioned, you've released a detailed plan on the MTA. It's it's gotten, I think, quite a few positive remarks from from experts. And you've released a detailed plan on government ethics in government reform and obviously planning to to release other policy agenda items. I know you, you're plotting a big tax reform package agenda. Can you talk a little bit about what that might look like and when voter should expect a real detailed proposal from you? Because you know, from what I heard from your initial convention acceptance, speech, and and since is that that's going to be basically your marquee plan that you're running on? I focused on those two components, ending corruption in the folks at reducing the cost of living through New York. In those two things are awake. It is the correction within the state government that is costing taxpayers. It's. Reason, the projects will be completed on time. It's the reason that certain decisions are made that put people at risk to understand it for me, corruption equals cost and and corruption equals expense in defrauding taxpayers. And the governor's allowed that to occur the last seven years benefiting from it politically within within the next seven to ten days, we'll have the the attached plan release. It will focus on driving down cost and assisting in in real relief to families across the state of New York. So that means property, catch significant property tax really reform within that structure. So for instance, in the city in queens and on Stanton island, you know, there is a big concern. Aries Brooklyn valuation in property taxes actually are a big burden. Also creating savings for those who you know who have real costly day care and transportation costs creating a mechanism to provide a cost, a reductions for those families as well. Well, so it's a recognition that the middle class and and and and lower income families across the state of New York being overburdened by government that seems to forget about them and and we're gonna focus on that and driving down cost on on ordinary Yorkers. You're listening to maximum Irvan WBAI ninety nine point five FM or with Mark Molinaro who is the gubernatorial candidate for the GOP and conservative and reform parties, and also as the duchess county executive, I'm curious, tweeted the other day responding to a story about governor Cuomo and some of the tactics used toward the end of his primary campaign. You said something along the lines of this. There's no line that they won't cross and curious, did you literally, I mean, is your opponent depraved, or do you simply have disagreement about the right direction for the for the state. Honestly, I, it's both. I think this governor has not learned the lessons of the nineteen seventies when he participated in in in in despicable campaign pack is instead Koch. I don't think he's learned from the corruption trials that have brought to Justice individuals in his administration that have defrauded taxpayers. I don't think he he is or is administration's forthright look the the the buffalo billion trial when I don't want to get all these. But right. The buffalo billion trial. Pretend not to know who the people are nothing to do with Joe provoke. Oh, didn't know what he was doing in the governor's office while he was trading campaign contributions for for tax payer resources. The opening of the tappan Zee bridge claim to not have any involvement yet. It turns out through a through reporting that it clearly they made decisions based on political a political time line in this horrible piece of mail. And and I, you know, I, I feel for his Nixon this horrible piece of mail that this. Ministration this governor put out when was despicable claiming anti-semitism. She's raising children in the Jewish faith and then to claim to have no, no, no involvement didn't know who it was and it was a volunteer. Then it was somebody else and then it was and it was one of his lieutenants. Larry Schwarz who only one side but didn't see the other. They seem incapable of telling the truth. And at the end of the day, the governor has to the public deserves some answers who's responsible for these things. And by the way, in the case of that piece of mail, you saw it. It reported is Email chain between the governor's teeth of staff. Larry Schwarz the governor's chief of staff assistant or aid. If you will. Larry Schwarz who's a private employee for a business that is doing that is benefiting from taxpayer investment, LaGuardia, seemingly having unfettered access state government, they blur the wise, all the trend, just ticks and campaign folks folks can. The New York Post is between allow the reporting on that Mailer that that was, you know, came to light in the last couple of days of the primary, and I would encourage folks to look at the reporting you're referring to from the post who they've done a great job trying to get to the bottom of who knew what and, and so folks can check that out before we go to a listener call or two. I just wanted to ask you, you, you seem to be, you know, you need to run as the Republican nominee here in order to have a chance to win. You need to run and capture, obviously very high percentage of the Republican vote across the state. But you also need to appeal to moderate democrat and lots of the state's independence or unaffiliated voters, which are many of throughout the state. You seem you seem to not be too. Excited to talk about the safe act, but but when you're asked, I'm not exactly sure what your answer is in terms of the gut that gun control legislation, that's been one of the governors top accomplishments that he boasts about at least and and so there was a report today about a town hall you had last night and they didn't quote you directly, but the report said that you said you want to dismantle the safe act, that gun control legislation. So I wanted to give you chance to address that. So then you actually said the governor points of this as chief accomplishment. That's that's a lie to governor traded away. Good major components of the safe act and then claims that that he, he brought about sweeping change, which is partly a ally now, but here's, here's my perspective and I and I offer you this example, I think you'll appreciate it. And certainly listeners where would sometime ago in New York City. New York City has had had the strictest gun control laws in the country for for a period time. It will always probably have the strictest gun control laws in the country. Remember when when when citizens law-abiding citizens, spelt, that that a policy, the stop and frisk policy overstepped, their civil rights, they rose up, spoke out and had the policy over change. And by the way it did infringe on individual law-abiding, Simpson, civil rights. Now, flip the equation and come upstate, where there is a different view of what of gun ownership and what have you. And there are good number of law abiding citizens who now feel and rightfully so that the governor has infringed on their civil rights and therefore there needs to be healthy respective. So my position remains the same that that that you can't. You can't sacrifice people civil rights and serve check a box. And in some ways, the governor has advanced the policy that doesn't fringe on civil rights and at the end of the day that want to be protected respected. And instead what we ought to focus on and and this is this is what I want to stay to focus on is the root causes of violence that the governor is dismantled mental health services across the state of New York. There were people living with severe trauma who believe that that the only way to act violent against themselves or others. We need to have trauman for training crisis intervention training. We need to educate people about the services that are available. So we can prevent incidents of violence and some just as people rose up and spoke out New York City. Eighty and rightfully so had a policy overturned there needs to be equal consideration for those who feel that their civil liberties are being overturned and Ben, I'll offer you and I'll talking on his topic. That's the job of the governor. The governor is supposed to be a protector of the constitutional rights of New Yorkers, and whether I agree with the underlying policy or not, the civil rights of New Yorkers need to be protected. And that is what I expressed upstate, and it's what I expressed downstate for needs to be that healthy respect and a guarantee that the governor will stand up for the civil liberties and the orders. Let's bring in a caller. You are on maximum fee, which a question for Mr. Molinaro thank you, sir. I first of all, do you believe that quality of life is a constitutional right? I have an issue with the sewers in New York, the sewage and the sewer department. There was an independent study conducted that one hundred something like eighty billion dollars or eighty. Five billion needs to be spent now to improve upgrade, rehabilitate our sewers. And that's not going to jump in and let Mr. monarch talk about sewer infrastructure and and other infrastructure. If you'd like. I think it's great and actually has a village mayor. I actually had my hands in a fixing sewer pipe. So I I know little bit about the the way the way this listen, quality of life is a responsibility of both community and government, and we've seen a consistent on devaluation and lack of investment in infrastructure. Here's an example on the the New York state Thruway authority. Seven years ago is at ninety percent state of good repair today at forty percents state of good repair. And so whether it's highways and bridges or sewer pipes and water access, we've allowed in the state of deterioration of the core infrastructure that people rely on and sewer, sewer, infrastructure, watering, wastewater infrastructure is critical to public health and quality of life. So my answer is, yes, we ought to be investing effectively. The governor squandered billions of dollars in settlement revenue came into the state. It should have been focused on infrastructure. We should be investing in those things because by the way, that's how you strengthen communities. It's how you protect quality. And it's how you really make an investment that for the long term of people will pay attention. But you know, the promise, two types there underground and the governor doesn't seem to care about the things that are underground, whether it's a subway tunnel, a water pipe or sewer pipe. Instead, we need these vanity projects, bumper testing and suggests exists. I wanna make sure that the underpinnings of of our community are protected and they were making those smart investments because people rely on them and they deserve it the quickly. We just have a couple more minutes with you. I just wanted to follow up on your your discussion of the safe act there. What civil liberties, particularly you feel like have been violated of of Goan gun owners with the safe act? There there. There is a constitutional right like it or not have held by the the United States constitution, and the governor has has put in place a policy that in some ways takes the the, the rights of law abiding citizens and trashing them. You have a right to certain ownership you ever write to certain ammunition ever right to access firearm where we do agree and and I think we need to be better at is that if you have severe mental health issues, if you knew have a history, violent of a criminal fencer violent activity towards others. Certainly there needs to be restrictions, but then there needs to be do process and a recognition that whether whether it's government trying to protect us against criminals or government attempting to protect us against violence, that you need a healthy respect for the civil rights of New Yorkers. I had the same same concerns regarding the Patriot Act and infringement on on the individual rights of Americans. There needs to be that healthy respect and the governor doesn't seem to care. In fact. When so far as for years ago to say, you know, to write a Saturday, got no place here in New York. That's not what a governor would say. I'll say to your listeners and anyone else. If you're the center of every place to be in New York, I want to place that celebrates out differences and recognize recognizes that the rights of New York City residents or valuables whites upstate New York resident. There needs to be healthy respect and bridge the gap that often defines the the sort of this divide in New York, Mark Molinaro, duchess county executive and candidate for governor. Thank you so much for joining us maximum fee. I'd love to be back. Thanks for having me. Thank you. The redback. And we're back on nine point, five UB a listener sponsored noncommercial radio coming from Brooklyn. You're on max or listening max Murphy with Jared Murphy and Bax Ben, what you think of Mark as he asked us to call? Yes, no, I I've spoken Mark Molinaro before we've, we've covered him bit even though we were focused on the primary, we certainly wanted to give some attention some light to the GOP gubernatorial nominee, which they had decided on months ago the avoided a primary. So he's been clearly the nominee for awhile and he's very good at talking about government about talking about his style of leadership. He's pretty clear at least in the picci's giving about being pragmatic, not being too concerned about party labels and ideology, and I don't know how much that really can carry you through an election. You have to go and talk to voters and tell them what you're gonna do and and like, you know how he talks about listening. I, that's that's a good appealing to hear a elected official candidate say, but you know the. Rubber meets the road when you decide what positions you you back and what your proposals are. Just for those listening might be concerned that Ben and I are focusing only on the top party candidates. Ben has said before, we'll definitely bringing on people from libertarian and green parties to to talk about their campaigns for governor and for hopefully some other seats to. But speaking of the people in the in the top two parties people or written off Mark Molinaro he faces much like Cynthia. Nixon did income a governor with tremendous operation with a lot of money. But I did some math today and I looked in over the past three elections in New York state. The vote margin by which Democrats one has shrunk every time. It was one point, eight million when Eliot Spitzer one one point, four million when Cuomo is elected the first time only five hundred thousand last time. There's a lot behind that story. Differing degrees of enthusiasm, different turn out different kinds of opponents, but the gap. Up is not on closeable. I don't think I'm glad you did that math. I felt all along that his candidacy should not be dismissed just like Cynthia, Nixon Kennedy Kennedy shouldn't have been dismissed impart because these are people taking up the challenge. They're serious, you know people with policy propose cetera, but for monarch now that we look at the general, is there a path to victory? Yeah, it's is it a narrow one probably, but as your math indicates and some other factors indicate, this is this is a race and you know, we, we need to see what happens in the next few weeks. We need to take a look at some of the public polling that might come out, but does he face a major enrollment disadvantage, of course, but they're all those independence out there. There are a lot of moderate Democrats, and there's also a lot of Liberal Democrats who didn't vote for Cuomo in the primary and we don't know what they're gonna do. We don't know if they're gonna go to how hawk. CNN's the green party candidate who is saying a ready, hey, Cynthia Nixon voters. I'm your guy and we'll get a chance to talk with him. I believe next week, correct? Yes. So you know, there's a lot to be determined Molinaro of very good candidate at least in the early going. So so there's a lot to be determined and and there's also Cuomo fatigue that possibly out there right among the general election, he did very well in the primary or very solidly, and you know, we need to see what the general election turnout looks like. We didn't get to this really with Molinaro. Sorry, we didn't have time, but the Trump factor is also going to weigh him down big though.
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Still doesn't look like himself but not on on he'll be better. It'd be better for do you only have one shot. But only what was what was. He won for ten in the last ten. Yup he's already got one durant. Got six point so we will keep you updated on the big game i rob. We've talked about the clippers. We've talked about the nets. We gotta talk about philadelphia and we We broached it with rebuke. But that collapse blamed is all over. The place like i said. Everybody accepts seth curry. Seth curry stepped up in had thirty six points. And you don't expect that from him you don't i mean you're happy if you get half of that from him and so for him to step up with that. That was big but rob. They blew a twenty six point lead and they were up twenty four with a few minutes left in the third quarter and that is the best one of the best defensive teams in the league. They have three all nba defenders and they gave up forty points in the fourth quarter. Total meltdown collapse. Total collapse absolutely and we brought up. Doc rivers some of the numbers are staggering or his collapses. He's the only coach in nba history to blow multiple series. Three two one. He's blown three. No one is blown more than one Yesterday he became this. Is i save this one for for last but yesterday rob was his eleventh playoff game. It which his team lost after having a lead a fifteen or more points. Wow no other place. That's the most in the last twenty five years. No other coaches in double figure games like that like has done that more nine times and there. Here's a an astonishing in the last two post season so last year and this season docs teams are eleven and five. We're having at least sixteen point lead in a playoff game. Okay the rest of the league. Robinet situation seventy six and three right right the rest of the. He's lost five games that way right. It's an astonishing number and chris. I told you in philadelphia hired him. That was a risky higher own. Only this right. It didn't not that is not many coaches left. Chris walking around with a championship. So we we give doc his respect and credit for that in boston in twenty ten but coming off. What happened with the clippers and that team and that collapse for philadelphia to say. Oh yeah. here's the guy who's gonna get us. They're just i. it's a hard sell. I'm sorry i. I thought it was a hard sell jump. Daddy rob jump tanning. Unless he was available they were all in. And i agree doc. He's viewed as a really good coach. But i mean these aren't lives. People aren't making this stuff up and these collapsing always say this route when my team is better than yours my players my roster is better than yours and you beat me. It's my fault as a coach. If i were superior team to you and you beat me especially in a series. Oh anything can happen on one night but in a series right. It's on me because i have better players. I didn't put them in position or get through to them or whatever to beat your lesser talented eighteen. And this just keeps happening time and time and time again and you brought up something earlier that i it's hard to argue with but go ahead. No i just if this collapse happens. And they lose to the hawks chris who have had a great year young team not got lou williams who's experiencing golic nari but if they lose here and lose the way that they did with that blowing two games would add big leads and especially at home where they could have taken control of the series gone up three to one and they lose the series in atlanta like they lose game six and it's rap i if i'm philadelphia. I got to consider firing dock. And just say this didn't work. I'm serious like after one year. We've seen guys get fired up to death. Margin in indiana as stan van. Gundy in new orleans. I just i would have to rethink it. I just would well from talking to our guest. John hollinger and it sounds like they if they were in charge with trae. Ben simmons and that rob. I'm sure just from a political standpoint if dachshund trouble. That's probably what he'll advocate for. Because it'll save me. If they decide to trae been simmons first of all they gotta find a trade. That's not going to be easy. Necessarily but if they do chai to trade business if they lose this series then i would think they keep doc for sure wouldn't you. Yeah because i never say shot. I would be saying all you just got the wrong mix right right but my as we try to doc rivers. It didn't work is not. The coaching is the player right. We don't have the right people together. The only thing is and this is. Here's my issue. Did a players to build a twenty six point lead. Do you know what i mean. Chris is not like this one thing you go out there and you're not good enough at it doesn't match up and you're getting run out of the gym then you go. We just don't have the right players. We built up a lead. All we needed to do was figure it out. Make a couple of adjustments. Take some guys out. Put guys in okay. We can't play. Ben simmons when they're fallon him and we're not getting any. Oh we can't do it. I mean period. yes he's gotta come out kris. You remember the early days of shack coming out come out. They do take check out. The game is even worse. Was simmons because he's your primary ball handler right so that makes it even worse. But i i would not. I mean everything would be on the table if they lose this series but i would lean toward not firing. Doc i get it like you said we. I guess there's we didn't say over the terrible higher we're just now. Just this is this is how does it look right one. Like he got the clippers to the to the western conference final for the first time ever and we stole him from the clippers. Right right that would be. We stole that. The clippers did that when they traded to get him from boston remember. That's what i'm talking right. He was coming off a championship. Relatively recent championship and doc was viewed as an awesome awesome coach. Yep that that's what you feel like. You stole a guy right team. But he didn't get them any farther in vinny. Del negro was fired. Ripped dot never got past the second round. I get it. There were few injuries. Blake injured one year. That happened today. All his right right. But he did blowed at three one leads to houston and james harden was on the bench. I covered that series. Josh smith and corey brewer. That led the charge. I mean it was. It was crazy and so you got the whole track record not just last year but the seven years he was in la. But i probably and. I don't know if you can do it but i i would try. I wouldn't just give. Ben simmons away like oh i just got to get rid of him for anything but i would definitely look at it and i think rob both teams really made a mistake here but you know james harden was ready to be traded from houston demanding straight. He wants to go to brooklyn but philly was on the table. And daryl morey who was in houston as the president. Now's in philadelphia. Wanted to make the trae. Ben simmons was gone. They were ready to move. Ben simmons to houston. The rockets owner was like no. We're not dealing with. We're not dealing with more about the hand him. James harden to go with joel embiid and washington win a championship. And i get that. But i think you gotta look houston would have been a lot better to rob because i agree. I think john hollander mentioned it. And i've been saying on tv all day. You can build around. Ben simmons the only thing. You don't know chris whereas health is but if i had to pick in this nba. I'm not picking a guy who can't chew not in this nba. I'm sorry not with a big man like mb. But i could play simmons as like he can push the ball in transition. He can drive and finish. He's an excellent passer in defender. If i put four shooters around him and then when we're in the half court he's inside because he's a he can finish he can post and he can pass if you double team download so you could play. That will get you a title. That depends on how good you know one or two of your your four perimeter guys are around simmons but you could be good that could work and so i think houston should have looked at that. Rob say you know what. we'll take. Ben simmons and you know maybe they. I mean obviously don't have hard to give up but we'll somebody else be willing to do that. I don't know you know there was a time. Maybe you could have got trae young for not now atlanta moving on moving trae young right. Oh you kidding no way no way. No how is that right. I mean one. He looks like a great young player to. He's a folk hero down there now. Right after this postseason yep so i would look at that but And then mb robin i get it Several people have said look. I think he's worn out when the second half starts. I think he's three for twenty one. The last two second-half something like that. But i rob. That's not an excuse. You can't be worn out. I mean i get it your knee. You're playing on a damaged knee but you're playing and you're playing well at times and if you if you recognize okay i need to pace myself pace yourself but have something left in the second half and so it was just a monstrous collapsed rob and if they i still think i still. I'm saying this for all. I've been crushing philly today. I still think they win this series. Nah i don't think they have a shot at winning the series. They have a shot. No i think they're gonna be closed down in atlanta chris. I really do the two losses that they had. And just where ben simmons head is and joel embiid. I just not not after those two. They recover from what they did in that last one was just If i'm atlanta. I go for the jugular at home. Then they had to come back from big big deficits. They're not gonna do that in atlanta. Not going to be down by twenty. I think they're going to be you know what i may like. You had a chance to eighteen in in game food but but that's two games in a row right. I mean philly has the better team. No there's no doubt. I just don't think they're playing better. Yeah i mean s poss- that's just me. I don't see philly winning. And i don't see utah winning. I don't see the hawks and the clippers. Winning both games sixes. Well we will see store down to the listeners. A seventy seven ninety nine or fox. Eight seven seven nine nine six six thirty three sixty nine What is wrong with the philadelphia. Seventy sixers who's to blame. Mostly doc rivers joel. Embiid ben simmons. And what would you do if they lose this series. If you ran the team you'll turning away in eight. 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All right is the couple of christner rob own a tv theme song a thursday coming to you live from the fox sports radio studios the nets are losing to the bucks right now. The score is thirty. Six twenty four and rob kevin durant played every minute so far sixteen minutes. I think nash needs to give him a break. I mean playing forty eight minutes again tonight. Yeah i think they will at some point here. I think once they get you know get closer to the. I think he'll get a blow. There's no reason to play them every minute. I know 'cause you you might have another game getting a few few minutes early. I he's gotta go forty forty one and you got a chance to win. Okay but don't don't i. I don't just play in forty eight to play him. Forty eight you a little break right now and hardens looking a little bit better rob quist four three and two or three from three right now. He's going to have a game. I'm telling you. I'm just heating up three out of four right. He's a he's dead down twelve with eight minutes to go. Who knows about a half to down by five or six or even you know what i mean. That's all you need. You're not blowing them out in a closeout game at home. So i don't think anybody points to assist one rebound all right. Let's get to the calls. Eight seven seven ninety nine on fox. Eight seven seven nine nine six sixty three sixty nine. Who's to blame in philly all right. Let's kick it off with a cj in florida. You're on the couple fox sports radio what's up. Cj hey what's up guys how you doing good all right all right i gotta i gotta fire take for you. I got the move Philly needs to make Because the the makeup of the team is not right. I've been saying that for a while Embiid and simmons together Embiid is supposed to be the one That needs to be inside. Not space on the floor out for inside So a trade that they could make that i think would be huge for them and also huge for portland would be ben simmons for cj mccollum. I think cj would fit perfectly with embiid. And i think ben is the type of defensive player and rebounder that portland's missing and If they reassigned norm you'd be able to run dame Norm covington Anfernee simon's with ben. So that's plenty of shooters for him and then late in games. Philly can't seem the close. They need a bucket getter and that cj he was averaging twenty six this year In the playoffs. I know he was getting a little bit of heat but he was. Averaging twenty still more than ben and guys the contracts line up identically they both make twenty nine mil Next year but they both go up to thirty one following year. They both go up to thirty three and the following year. They both go up to thirty five. So it's been mentioned. I would look at it. I don't know if i'd do it. I see if i could get better. Cj really good obviously bins got his fall. So it's not like you know it's that much of a difference in level but i would look at it. I try to get more. But you know i i would. It's something to look at right. Let's try t- in atlanta. You're on the couple fox sports radio what's up. Hey fellow thanks for taking my call. Good talk to y'all yes sir. Let me let me calm down for a second. 'cause you love. I want my emotions but allow me to elaborate. So who's i'm going to say. It's a mixture of both busy collapsed. But there's a reason why team collapsed and i think that the national media is not giving enough credit on their defense because for a team to collapse you have to make stops has demonstrated straight stops in the fourth quarter and they really turn the ball over seven times so atlanta. They're supposed to do naming preachers defense and he says you're deep with rate us to be overrun fast breaks and get on oakland. That's what we did before. Held or keep him on the line. Don't cut him off. I hear you. And i talked about this on tv. I said look i got to do is give props to the hawks and nate mcmillan. Rob nate mcmillan. I've covered the league twenty-six years. This is one of the best coaching jobs. I've ever seen i in my twenties. They were twenty of forty-seven last year. And they were that bad this year before nato even though they made all those were offseason moves. Chris terrible they weren't. I'ma give you that. The hawks deserves some love some credit but don't stop it. Was this down twenty six. They're down twenty four with two minutes left in the third quarter. I believe so yes. The hawks deserve credit. But this was on the sixers man. Rob you got ta say come on you gotta make some baskets. Seven straight stops means a lot of times. People are taking bad shots. You know like not putting themselves in position embiid may twenty straight free throws and then he steps up there. Chris would a chance. I think they were down by three two to pull the gay and he missed them both right and he missed him bowl and then atlanta got the rebound and and that was almost a game right there. I'm just saying yes. We give an atlanta some credit but that was a choke job. Sorry twenty six points. Choke job Let's go to let's go. I'm sorry my screen. Let's go to adrian. Adrian in vegas join the couple of fox sports radio. You'll get rid of that. Motorola had to flip up. Go ahead agent. So there's plenty of blame to go around. But first and foremost doc rivers how many how many games have have you lost that home blown. Three two series leads three one series lead. You're the head coach and this is a trend. I mean at this point in time as in his hope is coaching career. This is a trend. This is something that's been happening every single year. So first and foremost doc rivers number two. Ben simmons you've got gotta work on that jump shot. I mean you've got fans in the stands making a free throw attempt definitely got to work on jump shot. But you can't fix the overnight so it's gotta be i think tobia terrorists where where's that humanity. That's what's the bio terrorists. You gotta get him. I think if you get him going with with with with curry that'll help get some get some more scoring but you definitely gotta get so by sir. Going been been these to see i. I don't know maybe has already but this looks like a job for sports psychology. Nah i think there's some those going on something else i mean. Yeah he's in his head. Let's go to nick in new york. You're on the odd couple of fox sports radio. What's up nick. I love the show. Thank you buddy No problem I think it's been seven than i know you guys are. I'm thirty five. So i watched basketball for a long time. I've seen 'em pack. Mj play. i remember his days. I ben simmons would not survive back in those days. He can't shoot like yes he can dribble and get to the. But it's worse been better suited for that era. 'cause now everybody can shoot here now. Even big guys right. It's ridiculous that he he and he hasn't gotten any better he couldn't. He couldn't hit anything like i. I don't understand how he was either. The first first traffic wasn't he. He was great in college. I mean didn't win but you know he couldn't shoot and it's always like well we'll work on it. We'll work on it like he's been more in the in the spotlight outside of the off-season then working on what he needs to those are the things that everybody sees. I'd be all women right celebrity life. Right what i see is what he does on the court. And it's nothing be candid free. Throw no kids shoot to. You can't have guard handling the ball. And then he can't make free throws thing is shooting because he doesn't want to give out don't even wanna tip because he can attempt to jumper all. He can attempt to something in the paint where they might foul you and so. That's the problem are good. Call all right. We got trolling or role with martin. Weiss i'm trying to think of a nickname for martin something like that market more than the free market giveaway. He'll join us in a minute but first fox. 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No you thought about it the thought about it because i had to make sure i had the correct subject. Verb is negative words associated. That was all because the only way that beds today she better than eighty percents from the free. Throw line one for one from one win. The bet i'd say that's the only way we take him there. They go sign any times. Of course all right. let's roll. Obviously this is your first time here. Trolling are rolling. If robin chris liked the store that i read you hear the role sound. And if they don't need the troll sound oh man. Hey hey hey. Hey drafted their quarterback of the future in the first round selection. Justin feels out of ohio state. But apparently the future isn't right now. Head coach matt nagy recently. Doubled down a social media post naming andy dalton starter the little odd. The name your starter. June but chris trolling justin feels. We'll play in over twelve games this year. I'm going to troll that. Oh man hey. Hey hey i do think at some point near the middle of the season maybe ten games or six were six or seven games in. I guess now they play and seventeen so That's close but i think he's going to take over the helm a little bit later than the fifth game or six game. Whatever it would be. But it's close though. But i'll say trolling. Yeah i'm trolling this man. Hey hey think the same thing chris. It'll be real close. Probably not five games into the season right. Seventeen games not five games. One of the bears are three and two. She's very right four and one. You're not gonna make a quarterback change. They have to be. Oh and five and dole would have to be terrible. That's the only way i could see that happening. If did three. And two chris two and three right around five hundred they won't make the trawler on odd couple fox sports radio now. Now i don't maybe you could talk with somebody but i don't know why the nba wait so long after the regular season to announce the award winners but down the stretch of the regular season. If you got to remember that far back timberwolves guard edwards was getting a lot of rookie or hype. How ever lamelo ball to the award home despite missing the last twenty. One games rob trolling a rolling lamelo deserve the rookie of the year. Trolling oh man. Hey hey i think it's celebrity. Not that he didn't play well and he looks like he's going to be a great young player. Missed too many games and anthony edwards did nothing but improve in the second half and normally when you lead all rookies in scoring you normally win the empty of the year. It was surprising that anthony edwards didn't get it. yeah. I'm trolling it as well. Oh man hey. Hey look i. i'm an official voter. I voted for anthony hours. I do think lamelo is the best player in this class. But anthony looks like he'll be a future star to and being that lamelo missed twenty one games not the last twenty one. He did come back. Remember play games in the end. He missed twenty one games. They actually play well without him one. Winning percentage might have been even better a slightly better without him is close and it wasn't that big of a gap a gap between you know if there was no one close to lamelo aca. Roll him winning it. With fifty one games out of seventy two but anthony edwards was right there and played every game. So i'm trolling. Well i'll just have you know. Mr golden barrel here predicted this correctly on rob parker with unlimited parlay. Podcast time was. That was the one right that was going to say. Yes that was the one war who radio who is in vp luca for the mvp. Luca at the car of the year at just about idea disease you didn't you didn't pick one utah. Center rudy. go bear his third defensive player of the year award earlier this week putting them in where a company only ben wallace dwight howard into campaign with tomba won the award at least three times. I go bear however you guys are older than me. But i don't personally remember. Seeing any of these guys hunted by role players like reggie jackson are carrots man down. The stretch of a must win playoff game. Chris you official voter you. Trolling roland rudy. Gobert is a fraudulent defensive player of the year. I'm trolling that. oh man. Hey hey hey he he was my vote and i think he deserves it. I mean he was the anchor of one of the top five defenses in the league and he's a great defender at the rim. But look day. You're right. They didn't hunt. Dwight howard ben wallace and matombo. But both of you guys noticed had those guys been playing in the three point era. They would've got honey. Just go did so. It's just ill look bad last night. He was embarrassing for him. But now he's a legit great defendant. I'm trolling it as well. You can't pull out a couple of games and then go see look. He can't defend his bad or whatever. He's a defensive guy. He deserved the award even if he looked pretty bad last night in a big game. I think that's unfair. And you know what i was thinking. I was watching that game last night. I was thinking about the why and we know the whites shell of himself. I mean he was a top five player for one five seven years. He was donkey missed in philly. I know he list at least one. I thought he might have missed. It's almost hard to watch him like this now. These terrible but consider what he used to be. But here's the thing is i was thinking like you know what he's fortunate that he came in when he did because had he come into the league now with what his skill set of what he was. You know when you know he would have never been a great player and now most people think it'll be a hall of famer and so he's lucky came in when he did because he'd be you know we talk about. Andre drummond like that rob. He's a diamond. chris. I'm sorry even if orlando dwight howard came really great now. They wouldn't be hunting him like red october. Like they were doing rudy gobert. Well even the. I'll give you that. I think the white replay differently. I think if the white we're coming up now he be more of a perimeter like he'd have more skills in that regard but if you're talking about take him just as he was. He was more multiple than go bare but he wouldn't have been a dominant player. Life he was is a different. He would have been you know. I think he would handsome. He wouldn't have been as great as he was. I white with the trae young would have been what would have made a quick appello that role that screener and dunker role. It's recipes wide open as it is. I feel like white harwood. Add a spacious pink good but he wouldn't have been what he was jason mike harmon awaiting the golden sombrero strikes again. Thank you. I'm looking for another bed. I don't know. I mean maybe what lakers will win it this year you down. Sr man martin weiss troll it a role they keep it like a couple of fox. Sports radio be sure to catch live editions of the odd couple with chris. Broussard and rob parker weekdays at seven pm eastern four. Pm pacific on fox sports radio and the iheartradio app. It is the couple and rob. Wrap it up tv. Excuse me theme song. Thursday coming to you live from the fox. Sports radio studios Rob this song bring obviously is the theme. Song from cheers was the last time you saw that cheers. The last time. I saw this show. Yeah and a rerun. Of course a rerun. Yeah i'm not that long ago within the lash not really how some channel had some reason night here. S song made me long for an episode of cheers. Really his. i probably haven't it's been over a decade for me on cozi tv or not tv one of these either one of those. You never heard a cozi tv. Cozy assails e. y. seals. Hallways heard of it. Know you got too much time on your hands. You know what there was a great radio station. I remember chris in denver When i was covering the nets and we saw the big billboard. It was called qaisy one three k. as he wa. all k's as o'casey cagey kings. Three casey in the morning right right right. Well speaking of casey or crazy milwaukee bucks fifty nine brooklyn nets forty eight jaanus and chris middleton have nineteen points apiece. Jaanus eight for nine from the floor. Rod has yet to attempt that three pointer eleven boards. I mean he puts up numbers. We've talked about this today on First things first right. I can't remember a signature playoff moment from like a good one. Now i got hit right right. He's willing to what in this series four of the previous five games. He's at thirty or more points. My like he just gets numbers in his sleep in each one but is it. What is it going to lead to. That's the thing so it's hard for him to have those signature games will you. Don't shoot well and you don't post up regularly. Yeah i mean you know. It's just difficult and s. You know this is one of these games. It is for your heart and lena team at fourteen. Five percent from the field. Chris tweet for four from three. They were within four by late in the in the second and then fell back or really midway through the second. Yeah so they. I mean they. This had shades of game five for a moment there. And i think i think the nets are gonna make a run be run in the second half and the second effort's only eleven and blake. Griffin's having a good game laying the got thirteen thirteen seventy seven. He's not obviously not having one of those store game. No i'm not but he was gonna shoot better in the second half and harlow turn it up. Yeah so we'll see. 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Come from face face to face was left unfortunately on the cutting room floor of stupidity a couple of weeks ago. Maybe a little longer. We did wake intake. Take and face to face who is an idea that chris came up with and we it didn't even make through party to be honest with you. What goes on idea has a standard well. Uh yeah it's to god's chris came up with face to face which you'll hear and it all makes sense a little bit and he just went and he he turns to god's instead calendar which is what he says torture truly horrific ideas which is kind of like in case of emergency and we really need topics. You're the really stupid ideas that we didn't put on air and didn't make a podcast yeah. This was in there. I mean it's a great idea. We'd like to do this thing where we call things <hes> but yeah what is the idea. It's you play the game of imagining if you could have anyone's face tattooed on your own and i know you're thinking that'd be obvious that it's that to know in this magical world in this game. The tattoo becomes your actual face so people. I don't know they won't look at you and say that guy has a tattoo on his face. They'll just see the face that you wanted really struggled with that concept throughout face to face because i couldn't wrap my hand around owned wait. I'm tattooing some. It's going to look so bizarre because i just kept imagining. It was my own bone structure all right so here. It is left on the cutting room floor four of stupidity but good enough for the mystery create. This was actually enjoyable and it's could have sue gazza's voice on this mystery. Crates god's fans rejoice sue guts makes his return to the mystery crate here. It is face to face for the first likely last time ever all right so today on the mystery wanna try a segment that chris cody came up with which sounds like one of the worst segments ever so much so that it didn't even make stupidity like is on the cutting room floor of stupidity and it's a segment called face to face so we're going to try it here. We're gonna try face face to face. I don't even know honestly if the description of face to face state in stupidity. I think that may have been cut out so this could be like a total surprise the people i won't tell you i i was going to get around to it like a future episode. I was going to get to it with you guys. But you guys got tired of waiting. <hes> well. The fun thing about mystery craig is it could be <hes> sort of a proving in ground for all these bits that you may do on stupidity later on without any sort of expectation beforehand because poverty. I believe i believe is still the number. One podcast in the history of podcasts is not it is yeah. It's been an oprah. I don't think so what do you mean all right so the face to face works works is chris decided that he wanted to get the question was if you could get anyone's face tattooed onto your face so you'd basically look like this person because you've tattooed their face onto your face. Whose face would it be and chris immediately said ryan tannehill but this isn't a caricature sure this is you're. You're actually their faces becoming your face tattoo so it doesn't look like that. Why are we making a tattoo. And why can't we just put the face on our face. No no no no. That's a different game. That's face off. This is face to face tattoo of someone's face on your face but the realistic tattoo like the makeup tattoos that they have right now. It looks like you're wearing makeup. It's just like that yeah but guys you're forgetting about bone shroud face to face face to face. If you tattooed ryan tannehill space loyd that round poonam of chris cody look man task. You would look nothing like that. You can fake looked better than chris cody face to face. It's the face so wait. Here's the look like a freak here face to face michael. Here's the interesting thing about this. Billy chris ed everyone in the world to choose from. This wasn't isn't limited to just quarterbacks. I have a feeling we're gonna go just quarterbacks here. He had every single face in the history of faces and he chose ryan tannehill defense at at the time i was looking up at a screen and they were showing ryan tannehill throwing some passes and you said you know what i wish. I had his face tattooed on mine right now. I'm looking at a screen and it's brian windhorst his face <music> face to face face to face you didn't john travolta and nicholas cage at the same bone structure mike they explain that because underneath the faces that there was something to emulate the other person's bats a different team is very problematic because i find denzel washington incredibly handsome. I think that if i just get that face tattooed on my face the rest of my body is might be but that's why you have to be strategic with the face that you choose. You know he'd be racist for. I think a fun one way to play this game. So that it can live on is today. We could play quarterback. I agree all he hit a face to face different different categories this week if we can do i'm with chris on this face to see if you're tattooing someone else's face on your face. It's going to be hard for that face to change the appropriate <hes> sorta. It's like say you smile. It's not gonna look the way that ryan tannehill looks like when he smiled mike you need to face it year over thinking logic into the face to face fitting fitting out so we doing quarterbacks and redoing current quarterbacks or any quarterback in the history of football all right i think right now you do quarterbacks but we have a board full of calls was right now so if they're on line and they don't have a quarterback just tell us what the category is and then we'll take that category into consideration for maybe we'll play a quick speed right. Yes yeah maybe take call right now. Oh yeah let's go out to eric eric ahead face to face. Tom brady wow. Tom brady's face really going out on a limb there. I mean that's the obvious face well i wanted to do. Artists okay so i wanna look and ricky eglesias okay. Who's the artist. I see what happens when they're here. I see what happened. He had eglesias ready to go and we through quarterback adam atari so so. Let's just go you wanna go singers. Is that what we're doing what we're going to kill all the categories if we do it this way so you have. Tom brady brady right zillah eric already ruining the game. Let's go to what he got. Can we go to someone else in the shipping and we haven't had any of our face to faces yet. Let's go with roy. Okay okay rug ahead michael big michael vick wow. I don't know why i thought you were going to go. Chris chandler josh mccown. <hes> both the head incredible jaws and mccown what y'all on deck prescott wow wow what romo a the main starbucks not to but you know you got anything else on that front randall cunningham randall randall cunningham feeling. You're using all the quarterbacks right now. Come on roy pat remain choose one in five or eighty asked by my <hes> my opinions. He come just name when it gets doug williams before someone else takes doug williams as a super bowl the super bowl yeah. Let's take another call. Let's go out to <hes> marcello marcello. Go ahead face to face. It's marcello <hes> but anyways. I'll go mitchell trubisky. You're taking that vase. Solid face solid solid solid phase under face. I'd say really yeah. I live in chicago. Maybe i'll get some free food on new york. Maybe we'll play actually all right so you marcello five nine dislo overrated. No dad hear myself. Let's go you anything else on the shipping container bill. Do you have a <hes>. You know a quarterback you wanna throw out there. He doesn't like being called. Bill us our gear. You'd think that i would have thought of an answer for this. I suggested it but i i don't have an answer for this. Okay mic thinking yeah i got. I got one auto graham autographed photo graham graham because a lot of people think i look most like aaron rodgers but that's actually not the case. I think i look most like otto graham. I'm getting tattooed face on my own face. I wanted to look look like my own face. Already people that know and love me won't be disappointed when i look like a freak because there's no way this looks normal. I have a really important question that maybe i should have the the answer to but i don't so i'm open to a community answer. Was i believe maybe even a caller answer so we see the person's face tattooed on our face right what happens when we age. Do we wrinkle in a similar way that that person would wrinkle or then. Do i have my own wrinkly face with a tattoo on it. You have defaced wrinkles like you just just have a tattoo on wrinkle the exact way that personal like i'm wondering if i get terry bradshaw yesterday's magnitude on my face right a. young terry bradshaw as i get older do y look like old terry bradshaw because i look like old terry bradshaw. I might take looking like young terry bradshaw. I tattooed can defy the laws of physics. You need to face the facts of this game. No it's face to face to face face the faxes another game that we i gotta tell ya otto. Graham is a handsome devil. I mean my guess chosen a great rate great face. It's the eyebrows i mean. He looked like i don't wanna be actually do mike actually looks like auto grand auto grams eyebrows. Though i'm looking at those eyebrows i mean your eyebrows are fine. Don't take this as an insult chris chris hall of fame eyebrows. I'm looking at a new google image search google image search auto grant and go to that picture your top right. Mike you see that picture those remarks eyebrows. Those are my eyebrows myburgh three time pro bowl eyebrows cam newton cam newton can off your face so you have a very different bone structure guys. We're going to look like three just figured out really theme. He's doing all overrated quarterback. I <hes> <hes> it wasn't for m._v._p. With fire williams won a super bowl cam newton's face i would look weird on your body though roy little thin for cam cam as like a very strong jaw unlike his face very muscular where you're more lean a ebbing point. I'm jealous that mike got outta graham allison who you taking allison if you can have any face to face maybe not a quarterback. Maybe we just another celebrity. Allison is always here. We're doing these things alison. Just shout a quarterback quarterback. Maybe okay so that's a good point. Not according they're women quarterbacks. What are you talking about. Anita marks two thousand nine marks a she was a marks professional quarterback with anita the marks in new. I did <hes> the sports. Bang call fostered anita. Maher wasn't a sport was it. What was it worst bang bang with the name of then and i don't know if it's a morning bullpen sports bang was the show i did on t._v. That ever paid billy to produce. I came up with the name you did. <hes> what was the name of that show oh carl foster. It was the bullpen carl the fos foster yet. I'm trying to think marks and where you're going by john weiner at the time i was going by is to god's but i would do that show and then i would leave at ten o'clock to go sling muniz to murray in boca and what did you come back and do a show toast yeah. We'll come back they after there's a deal show it toast gala murray for who allison well i. I think jimmy grabs jimmy. Grads solid fail you look jimmy grabs a little bit. Thanks pretty tan so you might need to you know jay cutler jay cutler. What are we doing a phone call. Yeah it takes although the second get back to the call screener. I let's go out to what was that. No no it's fine i was that was someone who was at hall jr. He dropped. Let's go to gabriel gave got yeah. We'll take a young dan marino danny boy our take the year the year he went to the super bowl eighty four or eighty eight forty five the young marino yeah yeah very good looking guy marino still looking guy. Oh yeah <hes> yes but i would have a young dan marino but like i said i would do it. Would he real that was pre like i would say the pre game before well. After before the loss right now i i would take marino now. I think i'd take marino now more than the young marina you would take domino's face now to be tattooed on your face that that would upgrade that would work for me yeah ace frontier marina though it's a gray marino vegetate marino hat yeah. I think it is it's peak marina who has got like whose face would you take now now as opposed to when they were younger like clooney to me is getting better looking with age if i had to take his old faces current phase or as young different game though we're only talking doc in quarterback right so chris <hes> billy the calendar young face current face. That's a good game young face and current. Brady is a good one where his new like his face now how is better when he was like early. Twenties excellent tony romo to me looks better now than he did when he was playing totally agree gymnasts what about jim nance his face not a quarterback not that podcast. I'm trying to decide for my face between jay fiedler and quincy carter order what i thought you were already townhill that that was the first time we did this. I got i feel like i get to think it out and dr do quincy carter and you change jay fiedler <music>. We're not doing ears. We're doing face. I was gonna take fiedler. Have you seen jay fiedler now. Now dude not the same guy he's would. You take our related. I hadn't seen jay fiedler in twenty years and i saw jay fiedler weigh in on josh rosen now or later. The game should be called an hour late hour later. He looks ask me does look good greg. Good grades done well for him. Well technically. It's not now or later chris. It's now or before that's true. That's not what you if you let me see what feels right now watch the video of him weighing in on joshua. He looks great. You watch the video on weighed in on josh. Could i check outfielder. Look at twitter avatar and you're gonna say. It looks great because he does twitter. Avatar is off of otto graham russell wilson russell. You know for the longest time. I did not understand understand why his twitter name was danger russ. I was super confused and then i finally said it out loud long enough and i put it together. It's dangerous danger. Russ danger russ dangerous dangerous interest danger dangerous. That's what it was adulation a lot. Jay feeler josh rosen because you didn't agree that russell wilson doesn't give off dangerous juris right no or danger russ like no one would call him. Danger russ donny breaks contain. Mike is right. This is a different jay fiedler now. He looks great. He's still looks good little pepper and the hair there. I it's not a great look. Oh you guys just taking the face. Not the hair removal ugly people like a he looks looks fine. Where do you get the hair. What i'm saying is jay. Fiedler is a lot heavier than we remember now right in the face. We all know no. We're no not all of us lighter than i've ever been. It's all the heaters. Get the <hes>. Get the hair to or are we just take the face because hair it might be a whole different game team tattoo hair guys hair to hair. I've a belly kalland. Let's go out to matt mack. Go ahead. You're on face to face <hes> yeah yeah. If you're going for straight look i mean jimmy g. Obviously the ability a brady's another one. I mean that was mistake as when britain well if we're going for facial structure i mean mccown jain tattoo facial. What are you you going for like. What do you want a face. That's all that's all. We're asking about like what like listen brady's been taken marino's bid taken. Jimmy grabs betakeren doc in aaron rodgers still on the board. <hes> quincy carter's been taking the face that you want josh mccown then josh good face people people into thinking that i have that draw line. If i get some of that then you could get that job you could easily get that y'all with tattoo like it's just about shading. I think everyone can tell you that. That was his final answer. He's stuck with mccown's face so <hes> that's the deal mariota marrying pigro you. You picked every quarterback so far. He's a game time decision for their first game in september. Let's go to <hes> sebastian sebastian. Go ahead. You're on face to face. They have <hes> mark sanchez. I'll sanchis yeah. Good face is still good head a salad. That's a good choice choice. It's a good choice by you sanchis. I miss him good choice. Mark sanchez could have salad. We've done a salad. What do you mean normally lettuce is yeah instead of salad. God the hairs referred to as lettuce okay so the next head of lettuce and they had a lettuce and what is the lettuce south dade eight sessions getting a woman though let's go out to <hes> zubin zubin muhindi sportscenter anchors zubin mandy is on the lie okay well. We're gonna go. Sanchez got sick but <hes> about young. You have some good. That's a good choice. How steve young niners c._v. on early analyst steve young box steve young b._y._u. Nineteen ninety-four steve young ninety ninety four steve young. That's a good one. That's a good year for him monday night. Countdown steve young's not bad looks great still does the lawyer his lawyer steve young. I like steve young. I think that's a that's a solid choice for you. Congratulations thank you. I think if we did voice to voice zuber mohanty might play for voice to voice ovoid calendar voice the voice we have so many games apply. This is exciting at addis voice voice. I just i'm just thinking of voices. I would want over. Mine is easy. Tessa tore for joe tests. I heard him this morning. He's on holy moly by the way he's hosting holy moly yeah monday night football and holy moly marty smith's america. You're almost there man anyway. Let's go out to pat pat. Go ahead face to face. I i would have to say anyone but andrew luck ah anyone's face but andrew lock that nice yeah to andrew you take anyone's face and i'll probably got byron left which kordell stewart uh-huh slash. That's what she said. Oh man almost we're getting there. I think eventually yeah going down the path as everyone in the shipping container. Chose is in a <hes> a face yet. No rois chosen seventeen and he still hasn't locked in just wanna be. I wanna make sure we keep track. Auto graham chris tannehill now he changed changed to quincy carter or fiedler charlie batch. You do not know i think it was jimmy greg wraps who might autograph autograph. Who do i have. I don't know i think it said lachmann <hes> there's someone eight steak sauce on the line steak sauce on the line and you're doing sports radio. You gotta go immediately to stakes. Drop drop. Go ahead man that is unfortunate. Rodney peete r. p. speaking of guys who could use a salad. Oh my god what did i do. Rodney peete great quarterback at u._s._c. data pales in comparison to what he's doing to himself kind in the meantime joe featuring lonnie <hes> <hes> there is a very very handsome face and the quarterback world that no one taking he's retired. He's probably twenty years retired and i maintain his face right. Now is as good looking as his face has ever been and he's won a bunch of super bowls terry terry bradshaw <hes>. There's been more than twenty years on terry. Maybe it's fifteen years. Maybe john elway brett farve. Hold on steak sauces back. Oh here we go steak sauce. Go ahead face-to-face guys. What's good. What's good is a different game that we play on the local case we're doing. I just woke up and i saw on twitter twitter to call this number so i if you have any quarterbacks face and tattoo it on your face. Who would you want steak sauce. Oh jeez. That's a good one aaron rodgers right part. That's been taken. I'll get yours troy. Aikman gas okay troy. Aikman's got a good looking face not for for me. You know jay z now so we have face to face. We have had a lettuce eye of the tiger. Who's is do you want. Oh and now later <hes> later yeah is are doing now. <hes> yeah tiger anyone max scherzer. That's a good the one i'm going to say it's my best feature really y- say with mine mike single terry is is pounded hunter pence. Oh crazy is crazy. Is aaron brooks for which game three space tomlin's is. I want mike tomlin's is those are good is great. I said is instead of christie. Is you got me. Oh man dan is i. I also like my eyes to this. I guess it's good that all googly eyes george martin golden that my friend who will never come on the ship. It's gonna rob rob. Go ahead face to face yeah. I subscribe stabbed. I would go. Oh brett farr today with the old man. I don't know i think he looks haggard. Today far like right when he first couple of years in green bay was his heyday for that face now. I don't know i gotta go to the is bill. I'm in the minority but i think the two i is really we free max scherzer. Look not good that weird. No no great is really. I mean yeah. I mean listen. You're you're weird. You took five space now. Look at that thing more seriously. He's agar later. Go out to you. Always you always have to say. Let's go out to it because you don't want it. Does mike pays the picture that i have options yeah yeah. There's so many people calling. I don't know who to steve mcnair every player. Let's go out to joey joey joey. Go ahead face to face. What's up. Hey i'd take andy dalton. 'cause i'm a redhead. The red rifle yeah yeah yeah. Ah yeah should've been chris's. I think i feel like the red rifle. Why why not that you got that. I got a good. Let's go to <hes>. Let's go to adrian adrian. Go ahead face to face the realm quarterback from remember the tie off the board. I liked that just put some thought into ramp from remember the titans that is great in fact. I might take sunshine from remember the number that about that. Oh hey it's okay now. The billy new game movie quarterbacks shane falco mike. You are shane falco. I think you are saving for the next edition next game movie quarterbacks. What was the blonde kid's name in little giants <hes>. It'd be weird if you had a kid's face tattooed on uh-huh. I'm pretty sure that kid grew up to be really handsome though he's right disputing that let's go to kenny kenny kids. They do a great part of my take. Let's go to let's go to kenny any dropped. Let's go to dom. Dom go ahead yeah. I'd probably go with andrew why well here's andrew luck. You know smart but not the best looker i compared to how i already look at my improvement in a negative way but also lower expectations overall. I think angela fits and beard beard. We're gonna play that mcalinden so wait a minute walk me through this again. You think that you're not good looking so you want to go well. Let's see if we can figure this out connect- tyrod taylor t mobile men in blazers bill. Would you wanna talk about absolute trying to figure out so the guy says that he's not that good looking so he wants to tattoo. Andrew locks face who he says is also not good looking but it's better looking than he is also lowers. Expectations doesn't add up all right face to face all about this is what face to the faces all about. How do you feel about the game bill o. It's gone on for twenty minutes to longtime robert blake. I'm gonna clear these phones though oh we have to imagine leaving these two who collars on hold after waiting all this time. We just decided like our tired of this. I wouldn't do that to them. Let's go to sean sean. I haven't been on hold that long so i don't know alabi goodbye so i won't call laugh. Let's go out to <hes> <music> aaron. Why now let's go to aaron aaron good case if you're talking movie quarterbacks going scott back from necessary roughness hi we're not yeah. That's a fantastic. What if we were playing that game today but we're not we'll probably play next week. I'll call you next week. Then fell all right. I'm going to steal that before before you call it. I'm of that expected. Gonna brian needs a friend buyer leverage face-to-face in that first and possibly last episode of face-to-face was brought to you by ziprecruiter ziprecruiter the smartest way to hire. Let us know what what you think about face to face or any of the potential spin offs. That was like i for an eye or if you had a tiger or if you have any ideas for games if you have any good ideas for games james we obviously we'll take anything head salad head of salad. What's headed salad. Salad was the one we were just playing about. People's hair that we want. I forgot about eh salad. What do you have that. These are all terrible ideas. That's what they said about the light bulb zig aki. I don't think it did did they say that about the lightbulb. I'm sure there was someone who could have possibly argued that campbell's are better know. Someone definitely was like ooh too bright. I can't look at that glass without electricity the city inside no one will accuse that segment of being too bright coming up next is another addition of you never know it's a funny story between lina greg and chris cody chris cody shares with his dad. I want to tell you though about t- so the official watch of the n._b._a. 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And we're like a dark day. We're only on radio. If we're gonna order stuff easily comes ikea falls on me and i become the guy that's ordering lunch. One time. I accidentally ordered heard this double x._l. Pizza. I thought i was just ordering a large like i made. I clicked on the wrong thing and it brought a pizza. That was like the size of a table. Wow needed help carrying during the box. I didn't know there was such thing yeah. This one place around here like has incredibly large pizza so i've had my faults with ordering pizza before so the other day it was just a radio day. I called order the pizza two pizzas. It was just too. There was a small group here so we are too large pizzas not the really large normal large pizzas and my phone was on silence silence. Were doing the show or in show and i'm kind of waiting for my phone too late up with the call even though i don't want it to be disrupted on air so i have my phone on silent but i'm still looking waiting for a call all for the delivery guy. I missed the call because my phone was on silent. I got caught up in the show and i missed like five calls from the pizza guy and all of a sudden i noticed i missed him so i call him back. I'm like hey pizza. He's like i left it at the front desk. Go down and get it. I'm like oh perfect. This was probably like ten or fifteen minutes after he had tried calling me so the pizzas has been down there for like fifteen twenty this point yeah so i'm like i'm stirring downstairs and like manna hope our pizzas still there as i get to the front desk. I kinda see one of the front desks guys walking from the back area into the front desk and he's kind of like looking like he's eating and he just has this look on his face. I look at him. He looks at me. Oh boy. He knows that i'm i'm here for pizza. I know that he's eating pizza. Oh my god and i kinda just have a moment where i'm like. I like because i can see him doing some kind of just like i think you guys have our pizza and and he's just like with his mouth full. He's like oh my god. I'm so sorry but the delivery guy says they don't come and get in ten minutes. We could just eat it. I'm like all and i'm i'm just like not very confrontational so don't worry about it. I'll take it he's like we each had one slice. There was two guys so he's handing my box two boxes of pizza with two slices taken taken and i don't know who i wasn't mad at the front desk guy because i'm mad at the pizza delivery guy four feeling. He has the power there to say to them. You can eat in ten minutes right. I agree. What does he like. Why are you giving that power you. You're on a present right and i would have been irate you know. May i mean you'd have started yelling at the front desk. I feel like i would have let the pizza eater no that i was upset but mainly i sort of grew grew. I would've called the pizza delivery guy whatever company it was in explain what just happened and he would have said home. Sores or will bring you another beaten and it'll be like you know. I don't want another other pizza but you've lost my future business. That is the difference between you and i you do tend to get emotional and a little angry. These settings were. I'm kinda like you know. I don't think this pizza guy was setting out to ruin my day roy. I did get annoyed. I'm the opposite of you got annoyed. Call him. I came upstairs and told the guys great guys to pieces are missing well. Yeah i mean it's common sense. You know if you find a wallet with money in it on the ground. You don't say to yourself art. I'm going to give the owner of this wallet ten minutes to to come back and get it otherwise it's mine. You know you don't you you do the right thing. They should've left those two pizzas there to get cold <hes> and put them in the fridge and then let you pick him up the next day. If it's two hours later i get it after an hour. You're like all right. Nobody's coming for this but ten minutes yeah no. That's fair fair. That's fair yeah there. There is a statute of limitation and the best part of that was the moment where the front guy and me made eye contact because we didn't have to say anything right. I knew they had the pizza he could tell by my look that i was there to get the pizza and his tail between his legs like he's like oh my god man i'm so sorry i said we could eat it. We only took two slices here you go. It was a friday so i was kind of. I was in a good mood. If it was a monday this might have been a whole different story yeah but i'm never won like i'm not gonna be confrontational tation all and start pointing at this guy like you ate my pizza yeah well good for you and it and it helps that that his attitude was right if he had come back at you with an attitude and said hey buddy. I was your pizza. They told me them but if his attitudes good and he's like apologetic then you know it's it's a funny story now like the front desk. Just i started eating pizza. Then that is funny you never know was brought to you by t. so t so the official watch of the n._b._a. Next week because <hes> the fourth of july you guys have any plans. This is my favorite holiday out of all the holidays available to us in the american holiday calendar. I get up for fourth july better than any other ones his. It's just an excuse to get together with friends and casually party right. It's just an excuse to get drunk with your friends right. That's why we like real in the beer the rallying cry of being patriotic wrapping yourself in the flag and dressing up to the appropriate theme feels like summer. This is the friends holiday because i feel like thanksgiving christmas. You have a lot of family obligations. I mean you might spend for july with family but it's also i feel like it's more communal aw more friends. It's the friends holiday for all day your favorite holidays for the july yeah i guess in miami like just it reminds me of going <music> out on a boat or hanging out on the keys since we're surrounded by the ocean. It's the highest summer won a cool down. It just reminds me of all the great parts about miami all these miami such a multicultural place but everyone wrapping themselves in the american flag. I find quite beautiful. You know what i just think to listen to music drinking some beers grilling on some food hanging out by the water. That's what fourth of july is to me. 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Episode 656 - AOC Wasn't There
"It is a gentleman who come to the rocks by go. Spent dot com. What's what's an advantage that you wish you were at. I was thinking about this driver. Missed out on in life like man. If i could go back in time. I wish i was. I was there And events yeah mind for example with obviously with kobe passing away the other day like i will always be angry at the fact that i didn't go to the last game where he dropped sixty his last game and i went four games earlier right but he looked terrible and he looked. I mean they were wrapping 'em up with ice and all this other stuff. And i was like what's really going to do in the last game and i was like it. Looked like he was limping towards the end. I didn't go as wasn't there and i regret that. What's with something that you regret in your life like looking back on scene. Tom petty great one. And i know that's weird but it's very very connected to like my childhood. My dad sure the whole thing was like one of the first cds. Tom petty's greatest. Hits that like my uncle gave me and was like yeah. This is what smoking pot garage. Listen to yeah. I want to do that. That's what i want to be when i grow up. Sure you know. So i did but when you think about that like regrets and things that you missed out on in life typically it's like oh man. I wish i could have seen this. Because it would have been awesome right or i wish i was there for that. Got it not once in my life. Have i ever wished to be adenauer. Just hypo- hypothetical here. I'm just talking about like nine. Eleven right. I remember that guy from the league saying i was nine eleven and i survived the towers. Remember that guy. Yeah steve what was it rizzoli or resonant as there you go razzie and you're like that's weird. That's not. That's not an event like i'm going to look back on and be like man. I got full on that one. Shar fear of missing out sir. The challenger like challenger anniversary was a few days ago. I don't ever look back and be like man which my parents would have taken me to cape canaveral that day and so i could have seen that in person right. Then there's afc a- why do you wish you word of air and then lie about. Its oh my raid. You tie it to some weird sexual thing that happened you in the may or may not have happened. And that's the problem is when you lie like this. Then you don't know whether or not people were telling the truth at all because you're like why would you make a bowl. I about that then the rest of your life. Kenneth seems like well with the fuck. If you're willing to lie about that what else do you possibly lying about right. Share super strange. So when i when. I saw this story with ao see. I thought it was weird the day before where she went on instagram live in says she was sexually abuse. He's got. Ptsd in this reminded her of that so she was basically talking to ted cruz. Basically or you know. Republicans in general instagram live. She was like they're asking us to just move on and forget about this. You tried to kill me. This is what abusers do i know because i was sexually abused and went into that story. Basically two things that don't making them part of the same story because well it's really reason. Prices really really works to push things forward. It sure does but it only works if you were actually there right. Otherwise your brian williams. Sure i was. I was there. I know we know. Brian williams you were there. You got fired from that job. And now you're on the ninetieth cable news network. What what is it. It's ranked ninetieth msnbc year. There's a dash until day over it. Now sir whatever it is right. Memories are weird It's hard sometimes with memories because all the bad shit that's happened in my life rape not once i've been like man. I wish i could relive that. I wish i could go back. You know remember getting a car accident as a kid you know. Turn my head smashing the back of the seat. Risk gonna bends up. Wonky yeah fair. No fair rights brag. I never i never met like man. You know what. I wish i could go back for that. Let's think about this sympathy from that right. No or if you're like wearing a cast. I didn't want our wanted. A calf right. The the people had the cast like everybody was like paying attention and they got to leave for lunch early in the word caudal. And you're just like. I wanna fuck in cash and then on top of that. They're kind of bad ass until you see it when it's off and then you're like you. Gross yeah not once did i want to cast like every kid that i saw with the cast like it was cool the first day right you sign it. You do all the fun things and ask see him at lunch with one of those butter knife. Just hang on just digging in there scratching their arm and you're like stinks stinks and so this fucking story with a soon as she came out and tried to compare this to some rape situation or whatever it was like all right. I think something's off here. Same with jesse's small a sure. Did we confirm it was small lay by the way it is jesse. Jussie old jesse now now. He's got a bill now. He's got a little beef right now that they can hang out pal around about you know being fake situations and then making that up and then telling that to the public. I posted a meme last night of her. Brian williams and oj simpson. And i said one of these people was actually there right and it was j. Obviously but you make that decision. That's the point of the right. You don't tell people who was. Did you ever see the woman who wasn't there. Yeah that's like classic. Afc like she created entire life of being inside. The tower in nine eleven was not further. Been clo- number but it really works. She got all this money and she got all of the things dearest. That's aoc really using a crisis that wasn't hers to get garner all all the things. So i posted that mean last night on twitter and i mean it got shared a bunch of times and all that other stuff and then there was a bunch of like her fans like defenders. Who were like. Here's somebody sent me a map of the capitol building like a layout of it and said here's where she was. And here's where an actually took place and all that other shit. Here's the deal. It's like you come home from spring break in seventh grade. You know you come back to school. Tell all your friends that you were at disneyworld when actually you were epcot center with your fucking parents right. That's exactly what that's like you were in the vicinity of. It's actually in the cool shit. Were you like knotsberry. Let's be and not even at knott's berry farm town next to i. don't get it man not once in my life. Have i wished to been getting horrible event. Rosa go fuck a really wish. I could have been in that haram day. All right p. Love him change my life. Some say the world changed that day. Right right once was i like man. I wish i was that fucking kidding. in the cage with them you know i once even though his life was saved. Some say probably should've saved the bullet but Here's the other thing like. Why do we even talk about her. She's done nothing past nothing. Been on any committees. Like no-one likes her at her job. Why do we talk about. She garners the most media attention in the same way. That trump does to be honest with you. So you know each side needs a ladle ride if you will. This one's read. Because you know you're about to go into this impeachment hearing everybody's trying to ramp up the rhetoric in what happened what didn't happen now. I mean boy how many how many republicans are going to use this. And that's that hearing of lying and saying you were there. And how dangerous was it. I love started it though lake. Yes using the crisis on the news. The fucking crisis. That wasn't a crisis. The thing that i loved was she was infamous for fucking saying. I want to defend the police and it was a police officer who outed her in this story. Which is like him and i helped you get to the other you were in the building So how's that working out for you. That's what happens. You know you try to fund the police and then you actually need them and then if you lie and say you weren't somewhere police are going to step in and say. Hey you're not. They're didn't tell the truth. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. Yeah so it's all happening and that's that's kind of where we're at rights because there's no news left for anyone anymore. This story is going to go for a week. Like a good solid week on everything and people are gonna defender and she went on this. Twitter trump used to last night. It was like nine messages. This is what abbas would people come after you at the gop. People don't believe you and it's like no dude when you start comparing sexual abuse to whatever wherever the fuck you were and your hidey-hole and this other building then the people who actually sexually abused in life every time they want to chat with somebody about what actually happened to them. People are going to be like man. I remember that fucking. Afc bullshit and like you're probably less to be believed when you start sharing stories anymore for things like that. I mean. I don't know i don't know about that. I mean it really did happen. It's horrible right. Like i don't know if it did. And why don't you talk about an iranian. I'm not asking that question one hundred percent but oh let's just comparing it to of course you will and that's a good look but i think that just comparing it to that whether it happened or not you know even happening comparing it to that is ridiculous. The obvious here's what here's the question. When you're willing to tell alive that big that clearly there was a bunch of people there and you're going to somebody's going to say something share. What else are you going to lie about. And that's i think that's the problem with it. Everybody's gonna ask and question you now. So that's where we're at in. The media is out of news. Therefore this is going to consume everything. I was looking at the ratings. Cnn is down forty. Four percents papa. Trump took that big hilo in the sky back tomorrow lago and then today it is exactly what i said fucking for years ago. I said hey you guys better fucking pray he gets reelected or you're out of business today. Jeff zucker presidents cnn steps down. He's gonna he's like slow state till the end of the year. And then i'm going to get out of here. I mean i'm definitely leaving because this i can see where this train is headed off the fucking cliff right but i'm gonna just give me a tip of the cap and take the rest of the money on the contract obviously like. I don't want to leave money on the table. But i'm definitely out of here because we're we're we're all out of news you and i flipped it on the other night by the way. And it's not just cnn. It's all of the channels. I i looked at all the ratings across the board. Because i don't want people to think that. I'm just going after cnn or seen a shitty fox news fox news has and continues to stay in the toilet. Once they turned on trump their ratings went a nosedive like. I don't know why you would go against your audience. Fox's done as well so i don't know what they're gonna do they're either. Cnn is out msnbc. a thing. But i i don't really know what the fuck they're going to do all he out. Portnoy storms something right like keith. Something bringing him fox news. Cnn everywhere so that they can have someone that is at least saying something. That's interesting paper portland. Paper hands do saran now. Well good soup too bad fucking. I love dave portnoy right. That was a fucking terrible decision. Saying i'm going to sell all of my shit he look. I know how much that goddamn deal was with penn. Sort of third of the company one hundred thirty six million got it to along with the money that they got from peter turning back in the day and their first with three raises of capital. For that shit you got it bro. You got it. It's fine call everybody's suits because he's not he really isn't a suit right guy rolls around fucking partying and getting tan drinking all day. It's awesome. he's got a great life. He's definitely not a suit however you have suit money. So what is a million dollars to you for the cause of what everybody's going for. I think we need to define need to define suit like does he wear a suit now. No does he have the money of of the people that wear suits us. Yes he does for the people or is he against the people. We're not sure i don't do you. Guys feel about him. Don't know good with portnoy. he's fine. I don't really like him or hate him. Dan has done has more of an opinion. And we'll just doesn't like them because we used to direct competition. I hate the one. The one thing i don't like about him when we were at t. Fm so this was before barstool really blew up was just like they just got so much mileage especially him out of like starting twitter fights and shit okay and like making it like a wwe type of thing and i would always be like dude like ours. Were foregin jokes like i. Don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck about your brain not that it's bad i've tried to like email i like. I'm trying to make jokes not trying to be in this like like professional wrestling bullshit and engaged. They don't do as much anymore but they had leased built. The people don't remember this. They built their bones. Getting in twitter fights fucking constantly and it was so annoying. And i never about it and it's it's hard to believe but there was a point where we're we had the same valuation as so i. I believe it's because to me. Yeah you guys were to me. Total frapp move was barstool before barstool. My in my honest opinion with because i was a fan of i had the same agent who sold that book and all that other shits. They just didn't spend any money on talent. once they got money. Barstool could be headed there. Because they've gotta start buying personalities they're like big cat and i'm like portnoy but your president can't be your in most interesting personality on the network. Now their shows chart. I have the run because they have so much money to spend on marketing. And like that's the thing with us. Like i wished i always say this all the time because they like you know when we're in these investor meetings for capital for the media company and all this shit. They always ask the same thing. they're like. what are you going to do with his money. Once we give it to. You got two things going to hire more. People weren't put it on marketing right now. All of our shows have been purely organic. We know nothing about youtuber algorithms or any of that. Bullshit we've never advertise on facebook anything Because it takes fucking money to do that. And i think that's smart then i would hire bigger personalities like there's a fucking laundry list full of people i want to give shows. I can't i can't fucking pay him right now. So that's what i wanna do. But those guys don't seem to be doing that but the but they're correct that's how barstool built their brand. Initially we going after people on twitter and then getting famous off of that and then means video. They were great posting means. Video still are. And i still enjoy borstal and all that shit i think personally. That was a bad look for portnoy like he was the man of the people. The barstool funds fucking awesome all the money. He's given back to businesses. And everything like it's great but just you know if you're going to be a part of the movement don't sell three days later especially when you went on the night before with cuomo on cnn talking about it. Like that was a weird. I woke up in the morning. We're just like well. That interview didn't exist last night. Fuck it would sell everything strange. Yeah strange but speaking of cuomo and being out a news like that guy. That guy's gonna do because basement and our what was it last night or the night before on that. The police officers death at the capitol. They're like we're gonna show you every single second of this funeral because we need you to remember and never forget what's would trump people did and blah blah enter your leg. Okay are you gonna do it for four hour that all right for four hours at school but didn't spend one second over the summer on anybody who died in there fucking police officers lives and all that and it's been any time on that but it might have to start covering that. Maybe they might have to go back to real news orland burning and be like look at these people because there's nothing else i don't know but it is not just seeing an all the all the networks are down Cnn is obviously losing their president today. So you can see where the train is headed. I said this for years though is like guys same with the newspaper. Every fucking newspaper was like right about now. What is it because if you look back right like right after biden got in last for about a week and then they were like biden's got a rolex rolex and it's like well yeah he's president fucked hoping and afforded a rolex the fuck would you write about that for. I hope my presidents weren't a fucking rolex. Then we been motherfuckers been working for what sixty years at this point. I think he saved up enough money to earn a rolex like christ. I don't ever try to say it was like really normal. Like he's just like an every man he has like watches and aviators. The article was kind of like trying to make him thing. This totally normal dude man back to normal senior. Do you know how much that watches. But that's the new york times is biden's like that's a one hundred percent. I don't care care. The has a bunch of houses. not it's like millions and watch by the way really bows out oppose. Watch shit. Fuck that up to yeah. He wears the watch. I think he wears both watching both rosary. Sh how do you fuck that story up to when you look when you're desperate for news content you fuck something like that up. Not only that. Let's say it wasn't bose. Let's say it was just biden's went out and bought it. Who fucking cares. He's more for sixty years. And the guy's got fucking rolex gives a shit well. They're they're in bolden now right because no one's gonna go against them so now they can just like they can go back to the world of lake saying whatever they want. No one's going to really question it fact check it. They can just be like bad. It's just the normal scranton kid with millions and then was there was. There was an article today in the san francisco chronicle I'm sorry. This is the washington post that did trump prove the government's with presidents. Just don't work. Yes and that was probably the whole goal of it. That's why i was answer. Vote for him. It was like what happens. Man he's a job really fucking manner. I took the tour is a kid now. I wasn't where he was in danger of everything. But i can't take capital tour as a child could have been killed. I could have been killed. i could've i would've. I would've had a better shot at being killed inside a men's warehouse when they're cutting the back like the way you look. I guarantee it scissors. Four feet out of the back of that suit and then so it back together so you can wear it out the store like this is. This is where we're at with all this shit. And i love it because i called it predicted all of it and i'm anta bound. Do you go from here. I think i think now you're hoping for a tragedy of some sort right. You're hoping for buying the dining office. The impeachment thing is going to be next look you. Can you can map this out already. The impeachment things going to take up an easy three to four weeks of news round round. Oh my god can you believe this. We have jewish space lasers yes and find stuff jewish space killing people. Eighty day can lean on her. Which they're going to right now. The most of the right correct correct check this. Check out golden goose in their content. Yes and the beauty of it is the same when link trump was elected. Right when you elect somebody like this fucking marjorie this crazy fucking town lady and then like a crazy town and then you get all this fucking wild shit. Sure what did what did you think like. And you're going to put that much in politicians of their important man super important people in very impressive. No listen to both of these fucking idiots talk both of them ones on each side to side of the party and you have these two fucking crazy towns now what i would love to see happen if you really want to create some news. Put them in a fucking cage match pay per view. Let's get wet. I love that so do i. Yeah so do i. so do you know. Put her in a fucking magazine dude. Put ao see just You know in a cage and we'll put you know what a usc cage right. So we got the full octagon but around the cage. It's all the immigrants like the children. That biden's gonna free then. You put them cheering them on. You know because that way you're reversing it now. The the immigrant children who have gotten out of the cage are cheering for her inside. The cage seized all of all of the things. Yes yes yes. You play the mexico national anthem when she comes out. You play the american anthem when she comes out you got lasers come. Jewish lasers come down from there all the fans dude. That would be amazing because now that they cancelled logan. Paul verses floyd mayweather. Why did they do that. Ovid allegedly i also heard the sales. Weren't that great. Yeah i would have fallen. Watch the shit out of sodi. But here's the thing. I guess they wanted to put people in the arena and can't do that still some. Yeah we all want to do that. No shit but it's never going to happen again. His life is over right groundhog day. Anybody like celebrating. Groundhog's day this year. Salt odd he is onto tony phil but dare you like. How dare you even put that on the fucking news or like anything of like day. These seizes shadow. You're gonna die you're gonna die. You're going to die and that's the whole thing about. We'll be wearing masks for a hundred more days. It's like we know we know. Somebody's tani j. progresses cunanan has been right every step of the way not a prayer. Not one single prayer on this earth has cunanan writes entertain the q. shits alex jones doesn't even know entertain the kyushu. Now that's what was a fucking statement. Exactly watch episode. We recorded an episode with jones. We got back from the capitol building. That's patriot and drinking bruce patriot. Go there the video in the audio there. It's like five bucks or something like that he goes. He's like dude. Cunanan fucking biggest bullshit of all time because like he goes through the whole thing so if you have any questions about that go ahead. And then the viking helmet guy. He's going to testify against on on at the impeachment thing which is awesome. Oh please give him more airtime kings in costume. I want in full fucking regalia. Let's let's have him. There won't recognize them. If i don't want him there and i think that would hyun on shaman. He's always said he's willing to testify. I bet you are brother. we're good. He wants to get back in there with another selfie. He is very much. He is over like the best dog in the world he. He's in jail eating because they won't give him kale or whatever the fuck eats at he's like just let me do it. Dude i'll testify. The trump made me do whatever i just need a you will need my keen wa. He was upset. That trump didn't give him a pardon tiger king. What no l. brownback into fucking pardon. Sorry i mean. I'll look i'll pay twenty bucks. Whatever comecon you're at with you but that's the best of the rest of your life you're gonna be in fucking malls in is my bakersfield for halloween candy. Oh my god. Could you imagine if we did that. You and i would find it endlessly hilarious but we would be the worst parents of all time. Now look i would never wanted in one of our very first shows about someone dressing their kid hitler. Something rights. We did win. Those were the days of these fake ass stories to make. Everyone seem like they're pieces of shit. Whatever we were like. Are you fucking kidding me. There is no way in hell that someone in a neighborhood took their kid out. And is hitler. yeah please Outlook all of it. I love and i can't wait to see all of it but You know we're at a news so the next three to four weeks will be impeachment and then something will happen to biden like some form of injury or sickness and then they're going to be on death watch for him. And that's the only thing that i think will keep these news and papers and in business right otherwise you shut you close off trump to the world right so he can't say anything. She can't even comment on his tweets can do anything. We have no idea what he's doing right now. Hopefully it's joyous life playing golf right. Yeah don't know but you can't report on anything that he's doing so you're all fucked and And it's great. I love it then we can get back to the normal shit we talk about on here which is contrary musicians selenium like the old day a heart are not even an attempt at a at the end of is a hard. Are morgan morgan. Wallin award whalen wallin Brooke i think she's in the choosing chad's for a second. She'll loves them. Morgan wallin yes. So if you haven't heard this stories. They're not playing songs on the radio whatever. He was caught on video wasted leaving. Somebody's apartment it. Looks like he was showing us his or someone's apartment. After heavy drinking hardcore national with buddies home looks like a neighbor. Someone was complaining about not as looks like a neighbor started recording on ring devices. I would it looks like there was audio audio so i think it was a cell phone but i can't remember we get audio on a ring but the way this is moving showroom. Looks like a phone to somebody who was far. Away and then zoomed in where you're just like. Oh now super close at that concert. No no you weren't you were really far away But he he screams out over shoulders. Take care that pussy ass. Ny and then he's been He's obviously been canceled from radio. And all this other shit. However here's where the story gets interesting His record here's the ring video. Okay all right now so there's a lot of different house. I mean yeah was getting expensive. Gotta ring my friend. So records are selling faster than ever for him. because he's the thing. I myself included. I didn't really know who he was where it was just like mantha because if a guy like it sounds familiar whatever side played like nine of his song he just made money off of me before the show it was like oh he's old school country whereas like man. I got a bill in a cane to look. You're dead funny on you know like oh shit alright. Yeah george strait in the room. Yeah me we're gonna get flagged for good that one making. We're making a shirt about jurors shaped by the way it's going to be on sale listening hot bob. We're talking before the show like it's actually. It could be quite disturbing that all of his albums going so high where it's like. Did you really not know about him or you. Now like supporting. That can not really sure how what the religion of you. I'm going to go ahead and read off the the olatunji shirts here number one. Morgan won't number three morgan wall number. Four number five morgan number eight days morgan wallin on itunes And then in the top one hundred on itunes. He now has fourteen songs charting in the top one hundred including five of the top ten his two albums because he's only got two albums are both number one and number two in the world on itunes And then there's another one around number twelve spotify didn't drop them and Always videos are still playing on youtube Now the nwa cpi has reached out in nashville singer. Amen we'd like to work with you and you know make this moment of healing and understanding. Whatever whatever they what's the stock standard thing that they say you know we'd like to educate take a class. Yeah we now. We were also talking about like being grandfathered in two words like that. If you're at this point what nine. I would say ninety yen tracy morgan has a bit about. How polythene is is Grandfather did she got her first eighteen years. She was alive for eighteen years before the civil rights. Act that tracy. Morgan doesn't look. There's a certain age you go good. But you're like let's talk about it if you're twenty seven right now. The education of that was your entire life. Like i've known my entire life. Sure sure not to say that hard to say doesn't roll off the tongue blackout. Whether you're whatever it's it's hard to say so at his age not sure what the education i mean. It'll just be for show. Obviously he's definitely got. This is his third time apologizing for stuff so people really do love him. The the cheryl gwynn. The president of the acp in nashville says It seems to her that morgan's obviously oblivious to the white supremacy that still exists in this country despite all the reason examples including the capital riots. Boom you knew they were gonna throw that in there and she'd like the opportunity to educate the singer so You know. I'm sure they'll be hanging out. Sure you know the big old kane dear. So how does that go contrary. So how does that go. Do you wanna be mortgage or should ibm you more okay. You'll be all be mortgage nothing. You should probably be more. I like to play women but binary whatever whatever okay so we're starting our education about white supremacy or our right so i'm wondering What is it that you don't understand about it now. I don't understand why you can't call black people like that. Expect that conversation this conversation go. Now listen morgan. Fair- of this word. I don't know if you've heard you are very old age of twenty seven in two thousand twenty one. But so so what i just want to. We could just do this. Real short what. Am i supposed to call them or i know i know. There's no other terms out there that i can think of. What do you call man. Can you think of one another nope. Nope only one word comes to mind. You get into talking about like on a so. A black person pisses you off. What do you say crazy right. But to my knowledge there was no black people actually in this video so he was just saying it. Just say it because that would have been the fact that that one is true. I think there's an that one is true so they did fact check then on tmz and there were like hey talking and what they were saying. Was you still. Don't have the right to use it in a casual way. When you're just kinda rapping about life things like that. He said that to a a white dude that was pissing him off. Am i yes correct. Correct correct so it was just you know just kind of a word throw away. And that's what they want to teach him as you have been used that as like a throwaway word of like even if it's not meant towards a person of color you can't you still can't use dog about Journey yeah he's going to fail that test for sure he's gonna fail that multiple choice bob so sunday. Where was he drinking shit. Go back hubbub. Just there leave it right there. So sunday it's unclear. Exactly where morgan wentz. But we did know he did make at least one. Stop it luke. Bryan's restaurant aired as thirty two bridge where he jumped onstage for quick performance that i feel luke bryan story. I didn't do doesn't come home. I learned that five years ago that you can't say that way and business you know. And i'm now tied to believe this and i look. I love country music by the way. But yes he when you hear how old school where. You're like all right cool man. I remember somebody picked me up. Blaring david allen. Coe and i was like whoa. Whoa definitely gonna have to shut that off time anymore. My friends and that's not just a singer. You listen to out of right joy in your heart where you're like. Oh man. I'm just chilling out. You can throw them co right. You definitely know Wallen told tmz. i'm embarrassed. And i'm sorry. I use an unacceptable and inappropriate racial slur. Which i wish i could take back. There are no excuses this type of language ever. I want to sincerely apologized for using. The word promised to do better. I think he's then is he is. Is that his wife on a leash. Our whole that upper is that just a logo either way. This is just him leaving the next morning. I think are thousand boys but it's funny because it's like he doesn't know yet he was blackout drunk. So this is a hip before he knows. And is this sound screen right now. Can we find out if he does have a wife. I don't think that's her. Because that's another thing. He had to apologize for a while ago. Look at that. She's got a rug out in the driveway to his grandma. Pd fucking rug doing and go on the road and dome that looks like his wife is it is based on. I'll put her polar up here but she's blonde. That's about the length of hair. I'm seeing a country singer mary longer. I'm kidding that's pretty much every every rare to to find another one that i know that there we go. Yeah it looks like her. Oh it's his baby mama okay. All right woo. Morgan is changed. He's looking at that. Is like a backstreet boy there and then. Now it's super fucking tennessee. Tuxedo off the fucking truck man. Like part of it. You know what i mean is part of the persona. It's just a character. Oh yes scroll down by the way. Because now he's like wearing cutoff. Fucking flannels and shit like you go from super clean cut. So like we'll go to. Larry the cable guy it's a steep steep bride for the cable guy. Don't show the baby. Bob come on. Where are you. Where are you now on the screen. You can show her then credit every show baby ever out of a lineup. Pushing on there we go. I'm ago. She made up pretty well. I mean right. That's you have a baby is pretty much what you look like right. I mean don't pull up the picture of me. I sure did not have a glam team to say the least man squad of that because you did their lion king dean with the baby through a filter on it and put it on what us talking about. we've got a. We've got a story here after the sponsors about a baby we watched Baby movie last night and we'll get into that to face for this one. I'll tell the whole y'all what happened. I'm gonna. i'm gonna do a quick cock tease before we did the sponsors and then we'll come back to it but what happened was the golden globe. Nominations came out and there was one movie that there's one girl for for lead actress and i was like man. I don't know this movie into a lot of press and it turned out. She didn't movie with shiloh buff. And then obviously shiloh buffets cancelled like by the way we we kinda got buried minnows. Let's watch this tonight. Don't watch this. don't watch this. Don't watch this. And i didn't want to and you're like oh you have anything else can cool to watch and i was like all right. Let's watch this real cool movie. See how it goes brother. I wanna say just really quick with shiloh. Buff like we're one. Just one second best actors. Ever morgan wallin's one of the best country singers. We have right now. i like. My artist can flawed like this. It's unfortunate but i do just do better work. I don't need their personal lives to ever work out but god it makes for really good fucking shit anyway. Let's go taco bell. Talk about soak in my friends did. Yeah if you're gonna be dancing with fran in the dirt bar sales because we are straight yup yup and if you're sucking your friends dick and having some beers might as well do it on a ghost bed goes bed dot com forward slash. Drinking rose forty percent off the bundle packing That includes the Adjustable base jesse actually. It's an adjustable base package the adjustable base mattress but with forty percent off. You're essentially getting one of those things for free right. So it's an insane deal and by the way. I don't wanna sound booze. But once you go adjustable base really hard to go. It is way to chrissy teague in that One hundred percent have no qualms penalty. I will say this though i can. It's it's cheap though so. 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You're just like how and the because the headline was three female directors nominated and it was like right great man. Just tell me what the best shit was right. What was that was the best for the best shit of it that being said All of the things that we hated cats nominated of course All of the actors that was like men. Your fucking acting is showing acting back in your pants. Because it's just like to fucking like act just treating the ethan hawke one that i've made fun of on the show forever. I go dude. he's gonna get nominated. He's going together. Show time he's playing the good lord bird bird but he was playing Bomb john brown. Brampton so i saw the trailer obviously and a lot of that like towards the heavens and clenched fist. Blue concept bright. Blue contact obvious bright blue contacts all these choices that these actors me we can get into so big so anyways. I watched the interview where he was promoting the show and he was just like no. John felt like a heavy character like he was always walking around with a burden on his back. So i put you know forty pounds worth the wait. My wool pockets of his wool coat. That job make a special. I'm sure they were fucking amped. Ethan thrilled about that. You put weights in this jackets and made me a couple. Because i won't be able to wash them share ethan. We love it. I love doing this for you. And your role because you can't just come to work and fuck and do your job can't act. You've got to actually live. Everyone involved these contacts every single day. I need my hair to beat this. I need the coat nominated fucking nominated nominate. Ask we watch another movie. The called the little things with denzel washington look in the world actor wise. Dd l. obviously at one for me. Daniel day lewis and denzel washington right. I will always watch anything denzel. Washington's favorite actress about time. I love. I actually like that movie that it was really good The little things yes however and there was a couple of actors who are doing a little too much in. That was jarad leto jerry. Lehto weighs about one hundred thirty five hundred forty pounds at best. Probably when it's raining because get those extra two three pounds on. He decided to have a pot belly with being that skinny face sunk in. I don't know what he's doing in real life for why prosthetic nose prosthetic nose. Sort of fake stomach. That made him look like a or made hint. Think that he looks like a fatter person. Share or like one of those like. Yeah those whatever you had a great explanation of it because he was working a thing and you were like betty walked around with a key ring with four hundred keys on it in his pocket every day. yes so he had. He's one of those actors that has like a whole back story. That doesn't fucking matter and nobody fucking cares about it hot bob. You're theater kid. You know what i'm talking about. But like he has the whole back story and he's like you know for some reason. He's walking with a limp. Nobody's going to know but in his mind he's made up the whole story of you know maybe work. He looks like a janitor type. You know he probably had keys on one side and it makes him. You know what i mean. It makes people like that the very heavy on one side. I mean he was walking with this kind of limp but kind of stuck in cares. Dude are you good at this and none of it. Works got nominated and i told you. Would i told you as soon as washington members to nominate him He got nominated And then there was a movie that you're out with your be fries one night and you came home. I'd put the kids down watching This movie called one night in miami I was not familiar with the story. And i was like. Oh man i it's. It's the night that muhammad ali fought in miami and malcolm x. was there And same cook and some other people and it was just like all met in this hotel room afterwards. Much the fight and blah blah blah blah blah. I'm watching this thing. You're like you're like what what is going you popped in for like ten minutes of it are still in the hotel room. This shitty like motel six. Tell room and i'm like i go. Yeah weird thing is is i was like. There's about thirty thirty five minutes. They've been in this room. Yeah three dudes and play almost like somebody sits and then stands and someone just to make some kind of dynamics it like a play. You're like this really fucking boring and they were like. Why are you watching this. And i go well from a writing perspective. I just want to see if they ever leave this room and where they go. And you're like all right. So malcolm x. goes outside to make a phone call on a payphone. And i was like we can turn. It's whatever you want after this if he walks back into this fucking hotel room it means. They're shooting the goddamn movie in this fucking thing right. Sure enough he gets off. the phone. goes back into the hotel room on my mother. Fucker man it was. I had to look it up afterwards. It was a play that they made into movie. But it's still the play and unlike the got best director. And i'm like you were in one room in a motel six like she. It's and it was already a play. Did the exact same blocking movements. Although the shit nominated regina king got best director for it's the other one was hamilton hamilton. Got nominated for best movie lin. Manuel miranda got nominated for best actor and i was like. Hey man. I bought that on disney. Plus you just shot the put like you put cameras on broadway at the play. All i saw was the play. Where was the movie. I mean you just put it on technically. It's on film. And i'm not in person seeing it but i'm literally watching your fucking play man like you're the best actor in that play which you already won the tony for performance. Ill burgers at home. Just got fucking bad teams. Who did tenant no-one known. Christopher nolan's fucking ah well thankfully. Emily in paris got nominated so a lot of big fan of that. I haven't seen. I don't even know what that is down. Don't even know what it is worth your time okay. We're gonna talk about another movie. That is not worth your time. Because one of those movies. I was like all right. Cool man Best director was on. There was a female and And this chick was best. Actress was quite a woman in pieces of a woman. Whatever same kit fucking either way. She was in pieces and his fucking thing. So i i looked it up and i was like oh shit shylock buffs lead. I'll watch anything. Did he give somebody herpes fucking choke each week. Yes but i'll watch it. That's why he still looking reason. All you mother fuckers at home or listening to morgan wall and right now driving down the road at tap fucking volume down in mill that. Somebody really lives there. Live lives dr off some dark ship. Albert downey junior. Do i like him better on heroin. Ben affleck lied better on cocaine. Yes student this is the affleck right behind. Roy is a fucking genius. Horrible human. i. I fucking elevator down to l. He's on their mother. George clooney fucking act like it's just that's that's the kind of shit that i liked right so it is so i said. Hey let's pop this movie on and give it a ghozi's i like i like shy. We'll see what happens here in the shower. I watched the trailer. I like me. Rinse off requirement. Rinse off my tori lanes hog and And then i'll hop back down. We'll watch a woman in pieces or pieces of a woman. Pieces of a woman is a woman. So i get out and We pop this on. And you're like or before we press play. You go watch this gonna watch this and i hadn't seen the trailers about i've no idea. It was about flying blind in another year in another life. Yes like i love this type of shit right. We're like you really feel something. It's shot amazing. Everyone's like minimal awesome acting. There's no fucking lips. Nobody walking with the limp. Like everyone just shows up to work in their own clothes and they're amazing right so i normally like this. I like the shit you would have been cast in. Something like this probably. Yeah pop it on. Because i'm such a minimal actor sometimes don't even see them doing it sometimes. I'm just sitting there doing nothing by yourself but yet so we pop this on and you tell me that you've watched the trailer you go. It's it's about a woman in a home birth. I was like oh. I was like well. I mean with all of the things that we just talked about lehto and all these fucking guys. I literally said to you ago. This bitch better be crowning. Yeah i want to see a fucking baby. Come out if this is what we're nominated. Better see a fucking baby. Come out crowning to spoil turned off after fucking twenty minutes. I'm feeling i don't know what happens. Immediately starts off with shiloh. Buffalo is his wife or having a baby and decided to do a home birth. Which is the dumbest fucking thing on earth. Dumb sorry ladies. It's just our opinion. Well it's just my when you watch the movie. Why risk it. Rapidly fucking dr. Do your wife is pregnant. Save your lie hubbub. Your wife is pregnant right now. Any chance of a home birth. No fucking way there you drag. She wouldn't do it. She'd come cheap. Barely getting through the first trimester. But i know a girl i went to college with did a home. Birth like in you know in the kiddy pool in the bedroom type of situation and posted had a professional photographer. They're all on facebook Yeah yeah yeah yes so. It was. Why now now. Why get exactly now. Imagine if you could watch that in a movie with all one take and then she had the baby tries to have it in the in the tub and the thing and then you. I mean they did. Show the crowning. So i'll give him that like. I was asked about that as soon as i was crowning. Go i m breaking down at this point so like is ten minutes and especially i will say again. It's like with the groundhogs day. Twenty one february. Whatever i don't wanna see groundhog's day i don't wanna see a ten minute. One shot short birth longer than that by the way a longer. Oh yeah this is my fifteen minutes of all in one shot amazing feat by the way i've tried to do a one shot movie before. It's insanely hard so that was a feat in itself. So i don't wanna see that ending in a dead baby so alive for a second though. I broke down like in a way. Like when i saw adele rising up and i didn't know what was happening and trying as soon as at the end of this fifteen minutes and you're just like what the fuck the fuck but what i just like immediately started crying and was just like what the baby's alive for one second image is and then then it just shows the title of the movie pieces of a woman in your leg. Oh well what the fuck you looked over at me. You're crying and you're like. I can't fuck and watch this. Turn this off like we're all on the fucking edge right. Are we not. is it. just me sorry. Is it just me. We're all on the edge breakdown. I feel fine good for you. Yeah so basically. It was a baby movie. That opened like saving private ryan. Oh one one hundred best description you possibly give about this film where it was like. It was so realistic. If you ever thought about a home birth or anything else like holy shit my godmen and then baby is in your crying. And you're like we're gonna turn this off. But then i did say you real baby. I did say she deserved that nomination. You're right you're right but then it was like after that. Then it's just that's what happens in the beginning and then they're not searching for you know they're not searching for someone just a lot of like then it's a relationship that has to deal with this. Lots of quiet. And it's forty minute movie and look again. It's it's amazing is it looks awesome. I love all the choices that they're making. They made me feel something. Obviously i love right. Now get the fuck outta my face. Take your golden globe and just the right way of twelve a slave to or i was just like men. Great acting movie. I will never watch it again. I didn't want to just get this over with liquids. I i don't want to watch something that makes me feel so awful about life that i'm like fuck man i got you. Don't walk out of that just pop in your collar. Like book man really good. That's you know when you're shooting like like. Oh no yes. Put that up wait. Don't put it on screen. This was what i was talking about the whole thing. Put one picture up. No not this one no no. That's she's fully fucking. This is why we should have Switch this over pitch. We should do a full show about this on patriotic. Here's my thing. She's a traffic famously. Said down bro. Kiss maybe coming out of her butthole now. Is that how they're born yet. The husband and wife attractive back on facebook page for patriotic on facebook. Sorry this isn't like a private picture win up to is like if i posted this on facebook. I be banned for life if she posted. She's like a woman and this is my bird. There's his fucking birth luck. We should do. A full patriarch episode where we just break this entire thing down shot by shot. I yes that would love to do that bob. I'll do like we put this on youtube. Jesus christ wasn't none of it. None of it. He put it on screen for you. None of it was on youtube. No no no i. What i'm saying is we should definitely show this in the video of this and the reactions of it. All you guys on board for all of this and then roll boy so famously said on the show like i had ross like at the he could not go lower than my leg As far as like seeing anything by the way a true story. I really didn't see any of it. Not one thing not only did i want to respect your wishes but also i just want to see it so so bob i suggested i just feel like you like this couple. Like how do you go back to like being sexy with each other. How do you go back to whole foods. They're pretty hippy. Dippy from what i i. I haven't talked to this girl since college but she was pretty. Hippy dippy then. We're still friends on facebook and follow her on instagram. And she's very he's got great content actually very like open not full on like flyer flower child but like life experiences. It wrong just a better woman than i like. I saw like i couldn't do that. And then be also think about what if something goes wrong and in that movie that we watched last night something went wrong and it was just like oh shit. Then what's right. I mean they usually. I don't know what was going on with that movie. I mean they usually have some body there and a midwife and also either sorry about that. I don't even know why bust out in that because you won't let me toss mash mouth refused to let me talk. That's only. I was only talking about talking shit about women. You should cut me off. Because i could go on and on you but better better women than me for sure have at the very least gone to the hospital and not gotten drugs even to me. That's like what the fuck that's crazy absolutely crazy. I'm just not that each strong. i mean. Let's scariest shit added. Yeah i am still on the verge of puking after looking at that. One picture didn't know hugh if it was necessary to go full screen. Hot bob but i am hall. It's all central before. Broke a fucking jesse said dude. You're not seeing placentas here. So i didn't see i really didn't see any of your ship. Oh you guys didn't eat yours No no no no. Yeah he actually gave it to a wild bear we gave it to bear sanctuary dispensary. It was it was clear now. Smoke the weed of the of the placenta and Yeah but placentas for cubs is another thing that we believe in huge charity. Take out your placenta and throw it out to hungry. Bears little bears to fill up. I mean i drink diet. Coke i mean sampler placentas fuck and help me this point i- jewel and drink diet coke it's gonna take a bunch of placenta to really make my skin and hair kin but look godspeed. Honestly honestly gods. I asked for like upon arrival. I asked for all the drugs that they could possibly give me the epidurals thing. Because i'm a little bit. I guess i mean that shit is insane in saint. I remember we showed up at the hospital for for both children. Give me the epidurals. And they were like no nowhere year ready to have this baby. And you're like. I don't care jews me up rather talk about christie teague in your faves today you're really. You're really going heavy on the women that i love look man. We knew this would happen eventually. We weren't sure when you can't just be fun and flirty and cool and say whatever you want and then everybody's going to be like. Hey man like the walsh it last year or four years ago. I've always hated chrissy teigen Remember she was. don't build. the wall was like i've i've seen their house. It is a fucking twelve foot wall around like you have one around your house. You fucking dummy. But she's always posting things that are just like. Hey man i'm so fucking relatable and then no no. She's not and they came for her. Yesterday with this tweets. One time. John and i were at a restaurant and the way recommended a nice cabernet. We got the bill and it was thirteen thousand dollars. How do you casually recommend that wine. We didn't even finish it. And it had been cleared relatable. That happens all the time. When i'm at the olive garden. Give me a bottle of your finest might get the bill. Thirteen thousand. no you. Don't say trying to be relatable though right. Let's though like how dare you know dude like an as we ascend if you know if if the media companies will tell everyone i'll tell the audience i'm super fucking rich now and i can't relate to you now you hear a bunch of cool stories about shit that i'm doing. You might not ever get to do in. That will be my life you know. I'm not there yet. Chrissy teigen's been doing this bullshit for years and passing it off as like fucking honest and i'm really funny comedian. Nope not a comedian. Just because i'm hot. Not even a great actor that's show she had on qube actually took down a two billion dollar network where she was a judge judge chrissy years whatever the fuck it is yeah man so she got buried on twitter yesterday by nine million comments and then had to release a statement saying hey not everything i say on twitter is going to be relatable to you because it's my life and my twitter and my stories i see your tweets i get your jokes you were so funny yes you really nailed me and then she went on to say later because kept getting hammered. Yeah i'll be happy to be your punch bag. This is do whatever you would. I'll be here for you. But again is the insidious genius of chrissy teigen where she put something out there and then goes this is my like. We're reading her diary. No bro you put it on twitter or like no one inch she. She put a picture of her getting like a kobe test. Or something and people and she put it out there and put a picture and then was like okay. Fine for all of you asking. I had to do that. 'cause i'm getting my boobs taken out it's like we didn't ask you can put it out there now. You make me feel like i'm invading your privacy. This weird thing that she does and it's worked for her by the way for this entire time years something out and then goes leave me alone. This is my twitter by stop reading my diary. Stop going through my photo book. It's like it's on in for all of you asking you fucking dummy chrissy teigen. Hey look through your window and ask why you didn't have boobs anymore. Like you put it on the posting your fucking diary dude. Diaries for yourself. So if everything is for yourself and frank diary wasn't supposed to be read. Just they cut out. Parts of it was not g rated netted You think anne frank would have gone fucking twitter but come on dude. What are we doing chrissy. I hope we're all done with her bullshit and everything else like take fucking boring ass john legend with you. My god two scoops of vanilla with these fucking clowns dude i. I'm so bored by them. This was awesome yesterday. A thirteen thousand dollar bottle of wine. Amazing amazing i think the other part of it cleared. Yeah we know. You're fucking money bro. Your sick mind i actually. She's like this waiter screwed me no respect to this waiter for sure getting that money recommendation. You base yeah fucking give you a recommendation by all and then you're gonna pay for it. Fifteen percent of thirteen thousand. Housley recommend it to chrissy teagan and john legend. What how would they feel if he casually recommended a two buck chuck to them. Like how dare you doodo who we are. Take back this show. Take it back to the charles. Shaw back can't win as the waiter. Shonky don't insult fam- like they didn't think we could afford the actually good bottle. I wonder what she said. What's the best cabernet you have. I this is the best one we. I bet she she said bring me. The wine lists for an e gotch winner for a grammy like the sexiest man alive. Lajos will yeah. Bring me a bottle of your finest fucking joyce not gonna bring a dog. Two thousand twenty chrissy not gonna throw that on the table and say. Hey here's some thunderbird get fucking wet tonight like come on man gum on chris. See exactly. I wanna hear from that. Waiter i did. She really ask a friend in. Mutual friend of ours dated her back in the day. And you know shit man they were drinking fucking out of a goddamn box back then like jira open up that fritsch we've no. Ac in this grabbed me a glass of cab from the box please. Yes tip it a wee bit. You could get more out now. You're going to squeeze the bag. The bag that wine out of there there. There's still some good wine left in that bag squeezed into that. Don't do that in the recycle. Cut the box open and take the bag out and squeeze the rest of that bag into the glass. There's still a good half glass. And they're crazy you bitch neva. Crime day crabby apropos. To end the show with a nice crime corner today really would crime corner crime corner crime calling. Thank you detective goodman. Ooh so this. I think is going along with you. Know how we were talking about things just back in the day how it used to be. You know what. I mean so a ninety three year old man shoots an apartment manager over water damage in the unit I need a picture of this up. Just because of how he dressed when he went into. So it's in. Las vegas have released new details about ninety three year. Old man who shot -partment comp. Look at how he walked in. He's like i'm taking matters into my own hands. He's he seems like he's a little a little mobster wild wild west like you wrong me a shoot you. That's how this world used to work. And i would like it to still work that way. So las vegas metropolitan. Police department said monday. The ninety three year old robert thomas was upset about water damage and flooding in his apartment. Now look this day and age. I get it to. They're not going to help. You probably told him to go fuck himself or told him that they call him back up. They didn't told that he had to pay for it himself. Even though it was there all of the things that happen and we all know about it so it led to him shooting a maintenance worker at the vista. Del valley apartments on thursday. So the would say it's in las vegas. oh shit. An employee at the apartment complex called nine one one after. Thomas walked into the office and started making threats like motherfucker. You fix this or something. Bad's going to happen. I have my fedora on. I have my jacket. I've got my gun. I'm not even trying to hide it fix it. So here's the here's what i love about. This he was what ninety three so. Yeah okay so here's the beauty of this right now and again just looking at this picture on the screen here But that one more time feel free to shrink it. Maybe put it in the top right or something like that puts a At this age when you've had it right you don't have much time left to live. I've said this a million times. Gysky feel free to commit a murder at that point. What does it really matter. He's got he's got one great and the beauty of this. If you look at this picture closely right with the jacket and jeans and fedora and everything else you could tell if vegas is the key to this right. You could tell in his life. He's probably going out to nice. Dinners and vague is gone to shows. Probably saw don rickles forty. Three fucking times shows used to wear this outfit out get dressed up. I bet she he took his time that morning and said there is no part that is crazy except for the mugshot. Obviously looks a little stunned by the flash. Perhaps not sure what the blood is on his forehead. Either but i would ever but go ahead you were. I'm sorry but it looks like he dressed up in his sunday night and was like. Hey man i'm gonna fucking merck this guy dude. Yeah i'm pissed like dude been there. We've all been there depot. If i was ninety three ninety three you were dead and it was just me again and there was a fucking flood in my place and i had called near like we'll be right back two days later or or maybe they were charging him for it and it was their fault. Whatever it is we get it stuff like this happens all the time particularly right. Now i have a custom Maple grip fucking sick dude. When they were a sponsor on drinking broza. They made me like to that. That would be the gun and would kill this guy with like i love it. I enjoy all of this. Yeah that's that's exactly how. I pictured to be honest with you now. What was the what was the cut on his forehead. Avalance footage shows thomas. Enter the office. Draw weapon making threats like you. Motherfucker fix this called you a million times. No one calls me back. Whatever it also shows. Thomas fire at the surveillance worker right. So arriving officers reportedly heard a gunshot when they were approaching the office. An upon seeing thomas ordered him to drop his weapon and then they fired a shot through the door window. Penetrating thomas on like arm lapel. Whatever but not injuring him and Officers took him to the ground. So both both. These people were taken the hospital. No one's dead. Oh fuck that guy lived. Yeah god three no no. I'm not him. I know but his shot is not that great probably like shit but anyways probably some of the more if you wanted to kill him. He wanted to fuck and scare them. Like i wouldn't want to kill anybody. Shoot 'em that'll determine if you wanted to scare them or not both thomas data at rest sherman leg. I'm not sure it doesn't say. Thomas faces charges of attempted murder with a deadly weapon kidnapping with a deadly weapon discharge of a firearm with the structure burglary with a firearm and carrying concealed weapon. Mapping it doesn't take that down to just like one thing but yeah i mean he was. He was pierced. Yeah what's his full name. Thomas what. Bob robert thomas roberts thomas. His name was robert. Thomas name was. Robert was robert thomas. If you're out there and you're working at one of these fucking complexes and all that shit in an old man calls and leaves you eighty messages to come fix shits. Remember the name robert thomas because a mother fuckers gonna get dressed up one morning. Yeah down your office. Fire fucking couple of rounds into you. Know they just like blew him off like nothing of this story is i know i'm filling in blanks but i just have been there. So many times department is flooding. They probably did fucking nothing about it or they did something in many. What's up. this is vegas. I think this guy might have been some muscle back in the day right like that's kind of school. Because his father he's he's he's going to a hand in his pocket and the other one. What in the hell is happening. Holding the handgun. It's alanis morissette joke. But he's got his hands pocket. Just chilling fucking like. If you're in a panic right you're you're usually two hands as a cucumber. And by the way he knows where to shoot him to fuck and scare him and not kill him right. I don't think this was attempted murder. I think this was fear. Fuck you and it looks like look if you replace that gun with one of those fake dog. Leashes from six flags like he could be walking one of those right now. That's how calm calm he is. He's just like listen up. I have called a million times. There is fucking water coming onto my face as i sleep you mother fuckers and he probably told him on the phone. I'm gonna come in there and shoot you and they're like okay. Cool robert thomas like we'll be there soon. Send somebody over in two weeks whenever you get the next opening for this fucking ninety three year. Old like toll josiah like this. Is i kind of love this story a little bit and like i said it goes along with our whole sort of theme of wanting things to go back you know. How many fucking apartment. I lived in la that. I wish i could have murdered all the people that were there shipman. There was one in particular that i thought about murdering all of them in like fucking eighty six different ways like there were so many ways i thought about them And then one. We tracked one night to see where they lived and then we wanted them to see us. We we follow this person for three hours and then just went to their house and we were like like we let them see us. So that's your real place cool because we thought about our place a it and that was it. We just let them see. Oh fuck that shit got done next day So i like this robert thomas i get. We've all been there on the edge. Dude what i mean. People are on the edge ninety three years old. Dude fuck with robert thomas greats. Don't show me a one shot ending in a baby's death we're all on the fucking edge like someone's going to die or just get a little bit scared. The job robert. Thomas knows what a kill shot. Is john dim. He didn't fucking dude way to go. Bob thomas you son of a bitch dominance fucking so brother. I bet he had like. Hey bobby to shoes mob bomb name back in vegas. Oh hey guys. I want you to be on your best behavior tonight bobby. Shoes is coming in and give them front row. Rickles tonight okay. Tell don knotts make much of bobby's side these on him today bang. Bang old bobby to shoes bobby to shoes getting in on the action before we get off the air super bowl is this weekend i wanna i wanna tout's jesse heisman. Here's the trophy kids. What what we're playing from. This is what we're playing for here It's it's actually biggest by bigger bigger. Fucking huge head. It's on the line it's on the line. Jerseys have been made eric tanzi versus jessie wiseman neuner central drink and bros. sports youtube subscribe. You're gonna be able to watch that and then we're watching the game with all day I also get a phone call. It a might be doing a pre game show with lewis so that on the network as well siege steal some other people and cooking segment to. You're saying yeah definitely not ask them about the murders. Obviously but keep a polite. But we're going to see if you Get a shot at redemption or if you lose there is man. There's been a lot of waste emotions online but we'll see But it's dips by the way so it's the best dip Everybody's got their favorite dipped. They bring the parties and whatnot in super bowl. Obviously is a dip. Fest always loves dips these southeast then. Friday were doing running ashes. Jesse will be the guest on the friday night jack sess- on drinking bros. Podcast paycheck. So you can watch that live. It is a call in show and you guys are doing relationship advice at nights. So it's going to get awful. Thought to be gusting show. Yeah so if you're not subscribing looking forward to go ahead and do it it's amazing and then obviously with the super bowl a quick recap from yesterday in case you missed the super bowl special now you know. That's so. Dan and i take all of our winnings from the year and then better on the super bowl um and then you know save a little bit for march madness which we always do because then you're kind of on a gambling hiatus. Only junkies bet day day baseball and shit like that like it's too tough so i don't i don't do it right. I have put all of my money. I don't know this yet but it's I ended up going with tom. Brady and yeah yeah. I'm good with that i. This is the only that. I've ever been unsure of where i just said all right. I'm going to go with heart. Not brains. I have a hard time betting against him and i and i think everything that you said was what i said. Last night's sort of where with people on edge about shit in the media and all this other stuff. How great would it be to have an actual great story where it's like man. Tom brady fucking after twenty years. Getting boned by The patriots never giving him any help. Never gave him anything splits off and it's like because he had the greatest coach in the world right leads his team in the super bowl. They're playing at home. No home team has ever played in super bowl and he's playing. The guy who is going to eventually radio sees. It would be great. If tom brady one. And i'm not even tom brady fan but i wanna see that. Go down all of my money on it So we will see but you can get really invested in sports when there's some kind of drama or a little bit of a story behind and this one doesn't get any better than i can really get behind it and i do love a daddy. He's a little bit young and skinny for me short but still technically but that time and then i was feeling a little i mean look. I've been feeling unsure about this but for two weeks because we know this game is coming but then right now Draft kings who is one of our sponsors that day. They're giving away fifty five million dollars for the super bowl. It's free just go to the draftkings. Download the app promo code. Rose will get you entered into that and you're picking fantasy guys and all that shit it's great it's a blast of an event that they're throwing down They they're also gambling. If you live in those states Mattress mac The guy who Bets a lotta money on the super bowl just put in right now. Three point four six million dollars on the buccaneers point four next month. Yeah i don't know why that exact number Three point four six million on the bucks to win the super bowl and it'll feel a little better after that. I mean somebody's willing to drop three and a half million on this fucking thing. We've let's party. let's party so i'm amped. But you're going to have an entire weekend of the djabel 's friday nights jackson with jack. Mandeville on drinking. Bruce podcasts on patriot. Sunday live on drinking bro. Sports youtube all day cooking dishes. And then for the super bowl itself you will be there and And give us your hot takes on all of the commercials during the break because Those are my. There's some of my favorites as well. I mean not only do great game but when we have that and then the weekends shipman is heating up. Dude i i have said on the show for two months. I was pissed off about the weekend playing. I'm not anymore. People are so the car. It is a character that he's playing the bandages. And all that shit. He's been living this. Jared lehto style for two months. Whatever this fucking big reveal is and then. They wouldn't give him enough money for what he needed to do during the super bowl halftime show so he put seven million of his own money into the halftime show. Seven million dollars of his own money to pull off. Whatever the fuck is going to pull off. I am all in across the board now. Brady mahomes the weekend. Jessie possibly winning or losing another trophy either way. So join us all weekend on all of these things and we'll be with you to rage and as always go to i tunes. Ross patterson revolution of five-star leave a quick review. That is the only thing that gives a fuck about as far as charts and all that shit and robert thomas just to give you a little tip of the cap little tip of the cap umbrella we we appreciate you sticking up for the little man out there for jessie wiseman aka the i'm ross. This is the revolution only.