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120: Super Mario Bros. 2 - Keith & Jesse (Not Mario)

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120: Super Mario Bros. 2 - Keith & Jesse (Not Mario)

"Phil Hey guys king and Jesse in this new player has joy podcast but the video games people love and why they love them and today. Don't don't don't know our little sneaky rabbits and we take people's guard and we take all their guy we've ripped apart we we do we check it at thing. That's true we're monsters gorgeous. I just is that what gophers do or just the gopher from caddyshack but more successful. Although I don't know here's pretty successful hilarious. Puppet that is Bill Murray got to him. He would cut some guy's arm off and I'm just being real. He tried to kill a grown man. It's true wow that would that that got on a tangent pretty fast. That's fine. That's talking about Super Mario Brothers to the second line. Super Mario Brothers game for the original any S Not The one for the FAMICON. We'll get into that jess later beaten. This you've played this have beaten. Nisa and I've played this in that order interest I e apple can do both of them crazy crazy. This game has a very storied history. It's an interesting little tale. It's a fun little saga of the beginning of Mario. That leads to a bunch of different things that happen. That will be carried over throughout the series. So it's it's it's an interesting accident that this game gets created not into it going to look for another F- not into it. I'm going to scroll down not someone I just relate to. Let's see let's see let's see assassin's creed maybe ranger eighty not to that other back once. Check those out. We should spend most of our intros just mentioning older episodes that everybody should check. He has not seen the portal won. The portal is great out is a portal one Andrew law talking about NBA champion. That's a great one to record some of these. I shall we jump in do all right. This is new players joined. We're on we're record. We're recording on. I want to go back to the old way of intros after using that now. Okay because I want to start talking. Yeah and then I can do business later. This is a warm up business later later. Party in the bag. Business also free. You told me to do the intro three different times. Yeah I'm like I WANNA just talk. Yeah he'll do that when I'm tired. Just talk we gotta take him. I suggest me not as important. On my soapbox everything I got the idea of standing in the middle of a busy town square on a box of the megaphone going. Why is everybody looking at? Please divert attention elsewhere. I mean that's really good. I mean people look at you. What would you do if you had a megaphone? Somebody's like here's a make phone. You have to use it. You think I haven't had a megaphone any point in my life when have you had a megaphone? I remember being in college and we use for a sketch that we were doing and I just walked home yelling. I have a megaphone. That's very good. That's pretty that's then what did you do with it Then I kept it for months and months and the person that I bought a four was you ever GonNa give it back and I was like. I don't know what you're talking about did you say with the megaphone in your hand. I don't know what you're talking about. I should've very bender. Move of is very good. Yeah but I'm trying to be comfortable. Aristotle is GONNA leave soon air so as you leave the room in the middle of the recording at some point. I'm trying to trying to warn people if Arizona gets them and leave. It's not that he's just decided we suck although he might have. I told him we're going to be very mean to him and when he's gone. Can I start when he's here? Yeah okay good. Can we pay attention to Aristotle's very expensive Camera Lens? There's also apparently a water bottle. What is that? What is that at least the bottom off of it and you have a little cup? Is that what that is? I would show you. It's filled with coffee right now. So it's put together. I don't sorry Y- is this or is this not show everybody. I am a big suck up four an INSTAGRAM AD. And in this ad for a long time it is for us just said you fell for instagram bullshit. Yeah Oh algorithm. They know they because that's what they're supposed to do. And it works they. They've got you. This is the first one to it. It wasn't the first one I fell for but as soon as I saw I was like fuck. They know me so. Do people know your fingerprints fingerprints aren't using any US face stuff thinking lotion soon. I gotTa have a program. Only use lotion sunscreen. Yeah learn from Jackie Jensen This is a collapsible cup. Like I'll take this off. And then he can you push it in. We've got but I bought the biggest one thing. It'd be fine and then it came and it's this huge fuck in monster of a coffee. It looks cool. I you're cool. You look cool look cool. That's a Coffee Cup detracts from it. But you look and and your MIC head almost matches your hair almost matches your no matches your almost matches your fingernails more good choice good color coordinated one before we continue. I WANNA bring us up. Somebody tweeted at US and Jo. Koy Made Fun of you. Hard on his show. Yeah Diet in I I you see that tweet. No but are you serious. It was like a fun. No no no no. No no no no no. I'm not okay with this. We're not okay with those. Are I got him coffee But I used half and half okay and has a Vegan. I'm used to almond milk or all the other alternate milk. It's pretty much fifty fifty ratio to even taste the milk in there not hold on. You're an intern territory right. Yeah a little bit. Yeah okay but your producer. We continue all right fine. I'll get the yeah. I just went and got the coffee house like it's fine. I'll get him the coffee but half I just barely even start deporting. Boom the coffee turns white. Okay I had. I don't fuck with half and half so I didn't realize how quickly return why in the news like this is a cup of milk. I don't think are sorry man but then he just like what was what were the jokes. What was he really is pretty much? Just that like this is a cup of milk. But what were the risks for the tags? You want to hear all of them tag. I don't want to listen to Joko. Pocket Listen Star Burns Industry podcast thing. I don't WanNa go listen to it. What did he say to you? It was essentially. Don't don't offer to get people coffee if you're GONNA give them a cup of milk with some coffee. Can I ask you a question? Did you offer to get him? Coffee urged asked you to get them coffee he asked. Is there any coffee and I said? Yeah I can go get you some coffee. So he made a demands. Didn't do it himself. He made a demand. And then we are in the low. Totem Pole of his podcast. I thought well if you'd ask for coffee I would have gone to get you coffee. Yeah you know what's not we can. We can get our own shit because we're adults so I don't know why we shut down. Here's the thing is our beautiful baby and we're here people are making fun of you and you're doing site it's not us. It's not a bullshit because you know because let's be real with everyone we go get our we. Go get everything. We don't ask people for Shit other than Kim. We record like other than that. We don't ask so true. We hear somebody making fun of you trying to be helpful. Somebody coffee and they make funny you with the lame ass jokey just milky way bigger than us. Everybody we're just going at some comedian. Never met never met what made it was what was even more upsetting Dallas. Tell us it would have been fine except I take my coffee very seriously. Okay No offensive star Burns but it's coffee pot. It's garbage drink anyways because it's there but at home I'm very I'm very serious about this shit. Fuck around when it comes to coffee sales like this this motherfucker only getting like the bottom of the barrel scrapes right here. Keith. What are you playing? A pilot begin school love and why they love them. We need to get the show out. Let's get the interesting about the Games. What a what a hilarious thing that. We've just committed to for no reason whatsoever. Fuck it I don't care when you win on the deep end of the Koi phone. Oh No I'm playing division to end. I'm jumping back in NHL. And I'm still Gerald and it's fun as Hell and division tell me about is It's it's scratching that itch of differing gear and stuff but man. Oh man my plane it without emotion. Yeah a motion is the game as I travel through and shoot people over and it's cool not the same feeling. I had with New York because I know it personally yeah. Dc's cool and interesting but also it's. It's a game. That's vast an interesting. But you don't do anything as I very interactive. There's nothing to really like. Yeah do you run and shoot run to a place and you shoot things. And it's just Kinda like you. Keep the cursor on the enemy less of like so. Sniper RIFLES ARE IN THE GAME RIGHT. Sniper rifles in all shooters are supposed to be like. He shot this once. You're dead or something. It's very powerful in this game. You gotTA shoot guys with sniper rifles like six or seven times. Yeah so there's things about the game that just kind of like take out of it but it was only like three dollars. That's true we get it for to like go back and forth with it. It's a this. Is the thing like games like this. I kind of think of the I. I look like this the way I look at a museum. Yeah I'm like Oh look at all these beautiful stuff and I can't touch do anything with yeah and And then I started treating it the way I do like like by the time. You're an hour and two museum you've just like speed walking through rooms going like beautiful. Got It amazing God at masterpiece check like I'm done. That's the same year I feel with the problem. I'm having with which you're through. I know I know there's so much to do. I just can't gorgeous fine. How far you are into that game. You've been playing it for awhile. I'm probably like halfway. Jeez Yeah what is it? I don't to meet personally John. Let's get into it. Let's go back to my childhood. Yeah I've been I had to break take a break from the witcher three I played all of. Im set soon again. Yeah which loves it plain that fuck laid aim go by. I am soon. I think it's even on sale right now on the playstation network. I am said soon is a wonderful wonderful jair. Pg It's simple it's gorgeous. It's fun it's rewarding. The end of the story is so beautiful and heartbreaking and everything you want an RPG to be it is the absolute opposite of division three. Yeah two or probably division. Just GonNa she people sniper rifles seven or eight times in the head. No you take a giant or out to sword Keith. A GIANT MONSTER TOOTH STORE. And it's just the snow level. Five hundred eighty seven the whole game the whole game it's sadder because the final fantasy seven level issues like look at this happy upbeat music and this game is like what if all things were death. Yeah Yeah it's It's dark is good and and then I just started playing districting seriously for the first time. Yeah believe hopefully. It's GonNa take me a minute to pass the initial ten hour slog through the beginning but I mean I can tell is can be fucking gorgeous and wonderful. It's Yeah that's game is at the beginning. It's hard to describe how hard it's a hard game. What what do you got? You guys told me not to buy because on sale like I told you I said I love that game. We literally said by the baby. The best game of the year told you two things I told you by death stranding and if you get me coffee glass who I do that why would you do you do I? Would you tag it more? It's milk Bro. Code got he's got Now but other than that. I jumped back into city skylines to build a city. Nice that's a fun game. It's addicting Because it's just scratches that you're just like hairs on have built a bunch of stuff and I'm in charge and what can I do and I've just totally turn that into a futuristic? Hell scape built cities and trash on top of each other. Hate it but man. Oh man do they gotta deal with it. And Pay Torre taxes. You've you've just described every part of our country right now. I was just I I called it. Detroit so that's why I came already jumping out of that game Nothing I want. Final fantasy seven to come out because I think the next big one right. Yes an expert when when is it? I don't know this is supposed to be like it. Came along anymore because they keep pushing everything back so I'm not fancies dummying pushbacks coming out of certain time everything else getting pushed bang all taxes like dying. Nobody's going okay. Like playstation is a going or anything like that because of the corona virus. A lot of game conventions right now aren't happening in general. What you yeah. All over. The World Disneyland. Tokyo is shutting down to is is. I'm GonNa say this There has never been a more promising time to be a Gamer than during a possible. Pandemic stay inside stock upon some food in China. You're not allowed to buy the game pandemic anymore. Really they took it away. I mean that's fine. How sensitive fucking soloists? Stupidest thing anyways. Yeah so anyways I the be safe Washer. Wash your hands. Yes where mask yes. But I'm also like just don't go outside call mark as much as you can. I don't know what to tell Ya. Listen it's GONNA spread. There's that's all there is to it and I accept this and it's just a really bad flu and let's see how bad this gets. Somebody said I went to Yoga and somebody caught and almost murdered them. Apparently there's a there's a guy who is it was on Fox News during interview because he'd just gotten out of the corona corn team and he was with his kid and he was coughing. So that's really good. Do you want to jump into the talk about Alright Keith? What Game Are we talking about today? Super Mario Brothers and friends to you. Say End our friends. Many Mario but your friends are in. Well you can't just add to the you can't ask you the title of. They're they're totally not talking about. I forget his name right now. You mushroom the students. Though you do it you can't just say like the last of US starring Joel Elliott. Just the last of us. That's obvious this is obvious. You can potentially never see the Super Mario brothers in this game. If you're just told impeach you have to at least see them during the selection. I called goal this whole game though without without playing them yet. You could. What's your point. I only have one. I apologize talking about Super Mario Brothers and friends. If you've never played it obviously it's the follow up to the smash it for the original nintendo Super Mario Brothers but this game has an interesting backstory. Keith how much of this are you aware of very little okay. So here's what happens in terms of the the Production from Mario Brothers to Super Mario Brothers two. Oh is this went okay. Talking about this is a never mind. Go there's a ton So Super Mario Brothers comes out in Japan and then later in North America. And it's a huge fucking success. It's the kind of thing where it's like we obviously need a sequel right off the bat. So nintendo in Japan starts creating Super Mario Brothers to and what they make is essentially the same exact game as the original super. Mario Brothers the same exact animation the level designs all there. But it's way fucking harder. There are mushrooms are poisonous if you get them instead of making you beg. They hurt you. The enemies are faster. There's more of them. The levels are just more challenged. It feels like somebody got a hold of Mario Maker. Current Day. They needed to bail on it. Well it's not that they bailed on it. It's that they released it in Japan and everybody was like this is great. This is a fun follow up. Were excited about this. And it sold well for the FAMICOM but they sent over to be tested in the US and their first test or who. They nintendo trusted with all their product sums. Big Big big big big stone this game we give Tony again the play. What are they all sound? Like this guy because it's in New York Babe it's not and so they give it to big thumbs Donnie. And he's playing the game and he's like this game is punishing. It's not fun. It feels like instead of rewarding me for buying it. I'm being punished like I'm you're trying to get me not to play it like you've given me all the meatball sub and unlike our am. I being rewarded trying to punish me. I don't understand this character. I don't know why he's in the story big thumbs. Tony is very clearly. Like a b-list sopranos character who God anything the Soprano Candle. The only person that's them are like yeah. I'm a I'm a stereotype. All right yeah. I think you can tell how deepened in that show. You are by whether you pronounce it. Sopranos or Sopranos Plan. I mean he's he's trying to run a guy over on a golf course. Hey that's me running guy over and that's not the sopranos have you just YouTube. Sopranos seems to be like Tony. Shoots this guy. Chris shoots this Guy Chris. Toni shoot this Guy Mugs. Like what is this is. There's GonNa be a lot talion talk in this Japanese game. There really is so they play test the game. The game isn't fun. It's way too challenging. Which would be okay except that. There's been a huge video game market collapse recently in the US. It didn't affect Japan and went when Atari had et. Come out and everybody was like. Oh even flooding the market with these terrible games. That was a North American market So in Japan it was okay that this looked the same. Felt way more difficult like if you played those original games. There were weather conditions. You had to fend off. There were were tunnels that would take you backwards in the game trap. You gotta go the beginning of the game. Fuck you like. There's also unfair if that when it released on the FAMICOM. Everyone Japan was like. This is cool. This is challenging. We're into it but if that had been released in the US they're gonNA think. This is a huge money. Grab they're gonNA fucking hate US and there we're GONNA lose their trust for this entire franchise so the scrap that game it gets released in the FAMICOM. Japan never gets released in the US but in Japan. There's this big festival. That's like this This network is announcing all of its new. Tv shows movies and sometimes video games like we could partner with Nintendo and we could make a partner game with them. That'd be huge wicked debut the first ever game you know for the FAMICOM and so they take the idea of this of this Middle Eastern family where they're going set of left to right in the screen they're going bottom to top so climbing things. That's a huge part of game like the first ever again and say. Oh we're going to ascend instead of just traveling across the screen. We're GONNA have four different characters. They're basically the same but they have slightly different attributes. They make this game and it does well. It sells in Japan dokie. Dokie panic and so- Nintendo's like all right well we still need something for the next Mario so they get a hold of. Dokie dokie panic and they're like okay. Well the festival on the network own the rights to the characters but because Nintendo has been working on the game play they own the right to the actual software and the hardware so if we wanted we could add skins from our Mario characters. Put them onto these characters and just create the game that way and so they start changing little things right so instead of like a big heart to restore life now you can find the mushroom and the game instead of obviously the mother. The father the son and the daughter of this Of this Arabic family you now have Luigi. Mario Princess Peach and toad and they all have the exact same attributes and now you have differentiation between Mario Luigi for the first time right because when the game started she just been we've all been scammed. We've all been scammed. This isn't a Mario Game. It's Dokie dokie panic with a new skin added and a bunch of other things taken from the Mario Universe and put on top of the game. But it's a crazy thing because it's the first time ever that. Luigi is differentiated. Yeah he's suddenly taller and has a higher jump. You know you know we get a princess peach. The first time she's ever a playable character the first one toews ever playable character and they all have different attributes. Peach can like fly and Hover. Which is a new thing. Toge jumps her week but he's really strong. So you start to develop all of these different attributes that then go on to become Mario Cannon but this game comes out. It sells really well. People are real into it. But they're like Oh. It's a huge departure. There's no bowser you can't jump on people and then you know you can play as any of the four and then Mario three comes out and it's right back to the original recipe. Everyone's like wait. What the fuck was this so in the end? I just WanNa talk. Continue to do it. I want to say Sunday. Nothing go ahead as some things. Now go for don't have to. They don't don't don't video game related. Keep telling your story just talk. I was I was just gonNA blow up this. Who's favorite game is this? I like it. I just said WHO's favorite. I didn't say it was the worst game in the world. No it's the worst game in the world come on now. It's it's it's I watched it and It's Hilarious to me. Because you're like if they don't go left to right where did they go up and down and it's legal left right. We'll go after I just takes. Yeah longer yeah like. That's kind of like the vibe of it and so you clearly like Oh. This isn't a Mario Game. Yeah 'cause they ever do this shit anywhere anywhere else. So people liked it. A lot of people didn't like it or it was like a back and forth Japan. Probably were like this is no. It's it's a well respected game and it's a very high selling game for both Nintendo of Japan. Well so what? Critics like purist are upset about it. I think that. In retrospect when people realize that they weren't given the other game they're like. Oh this makes sense. You guys just skinned a different game. Because what happens is north. America only realizes the market in general only realizes that they didn't get the original Mario to when Super Nintendo releases an anthropology of Mario and you can play all the games and suddenly on the anthology is the loss levels. The loss levels are the original. Mario to yeah and so I I'm they get to see it and they're like oh because it's you know it's now Super Nintendo so the update the graphics look like the Super Nintendo Mario. It looks great it. It's challenging but they're like this is so cool. Why don't we ever get this? I'm just trying to point out and again like to me it? It almost doesn't matter. Let's say we make Halo and GAC right. Everyone loves it. Fears and shooter Great Fun then they come out halo two and it started out and they're like it's a great. It's a Great Halo. Game is not the same gay. Yeah but we didn't alternate dimension Your Star and it's clearly too so fucking weird it's just so it's like not an angry thing it's kind of like that's not your game. Oh it's not we should. You should almost like it's a thing. Americans might have it. It might be Japanese people as well. But if you literally just go put something comfortable and we just changed the care. 'cause I bet if there's just okeydokey prop people probably wouldn't have bought it. People in Japan loved okay. But I'm talking about in America. It's not Mario and a Mario Game. You know what I mean so that like. Let's just put the skin over it. They won't yeah fucking different. There's so much of this game. That is a hold over from what it was in Japan because this is for festival this was a game made to celebrate a festival and a big part of the festival was masks. And they're all sorts of masks in the game so then they went the total opposite for Super Mario. Three though I K- know more things are bad. Everything is good. There just leaned into what they want to do in the first place because is that when they stopped doing or other games that are like relentlessly mean to Nintendo player's. She has no of Anne. And what do you mean Nintendo hard games? What do you mean like games that are just like unforgivingly difficult now? I'm talking about like Mario Games. They're clearly like family friendly because they can't be mean to you. Everything has to be if you failed. It has to be like a conscious effort. Probably the only one that to me isn't like Mario was like almost Christian but he's not are we. Can we all be opening wholesome? He's very wholesome is like nothing except for the fact that it's about kidnapping a woman in two like gross just as gross disgusting huge turtle thing we are doing when we don't see him doing honestly probably failing to deal with trauma if his behaviors indication. I picture in the newest Mario Game Odyssey when he's flying away from Rei. Mario. We're flying away and you just keep staring out that window. Yeah for like twenty minutes and we're just quiet watch them just be so quiet just twenty minutes of silence and finally one of the shy guys just goes we know at least one time. He was out there fucking. Here's a bunch of browsers. So what's that? Who's WHO's the MOM. Who's the is there a female member you like peach you? Did you ever see the picture? I never actually saw the picture. I heard the name and I saw a lot of 'cause play. Why never saw backup? You said Qasr played with wink. Yeah Yeah Yeah I guess what people posting pictures of Abaza. Yes play but I never saw just listening to humanity aristotle's facial expression which was the most exaggerated wink. I've ever seen in my life exaggerate. I could feel it common this game. I watched it feels different and you. They update it. He played the second one. Didn't they bring out a new version of interrupdate? Remind if it's been ported a few times which what's interesting to me is when they made the okeydokey panic for that festival. Miyamoto supervised that game and the composer of the Mari Music was the composer for Dokie Dokic paying as well. It was the designer who worked under me. Emoto who is like I have some ideas and literally just kept putting in things for Mario Luke. Put in the Powell block stuff like that. Because it's uncomfortable air wants to do me a favor computers in front of you. I want you to find out what happened to the people who made the okeydokey panic there. There Mario people are I wanNA see if they made other games and did other things. I wasn't just like Oh a major game and then me and my other shit like I'm just that's where I feel like you think uncomfortable. Yeah that's what I'm trying to say is other people made this game right and Mara Nintendo people are like give no no Nintendo made they gain the game but in the name but the people involved with the festival like we created these characters. Because it's from it. I think it's from a comic. Just the characters themselves anti Nintendo's like will make a game around it and then they made the game and they're like we're going to release us in America with different skin so that people understand what these characters are more so it will sell back and they're like just make a Mario. Yeah less. I'm trying to figure out it's weird to me. It is. I recreate it and we're like. Hey We got this great game. It's sold super well here and they're like yeah. Change them in for Japan. I'd be like but what I'm saying is we made this game. It's so super well and then we said let's change it for Japan. Yeah because that's kind of happening. It's not that somebody above them as being like now changing. It's at the same people who are involved with the original making of the game like okay now. We have an opportunity to change this to make it sell in America. Okay so it's not like hey I don't think I know time. Aristotle is air sales texting Arizona's texting aristotle was League Koi yes I said earlier. I'm going to have to step out in as a few minutes. Okay all right all right. He's working he's working. He's working. He comes up as a Nintendo for developers. So there's no there's no it's just team it's like the people involved that still made Nintendo tend to me. They were like we got this great game. If they're like you WANNA make that tomorrow game at the beginning of the probably been like okay. That sounds great. Yeah okay makes sense to me but what they end up doing is accidentally adding in characters because like because we know creative people. We know we're not out there. But I'm saying if you're a creative person and you work really hard on a thing like this product and does really well. Somebody's change it. You're like you just a little pissed off. You just described the entire entertainment industry as like. That's what it is as like without. I know some. Shit's going to go down or something like that. It's just that that's the feeling that I'm like. That doesn't compute or and you're right but there's fun holdovers from this and that like Bernardo shy bombed all these characters that weren't characters before because they were made for Tokyo panic. I like well. Let's just introduce them to. The Mario Unites and so now they're mainstays of like you can play as any of those people in Mario Kart Mario Party. They all have their own games like to the game. Play went away with the characters. They kept the characters they change some of the gameplay because originally it was just up and down right and then. Miyamoto was like that's fun to a degree but there should be some of that and and things like that. Yeah like we keep now. Princess has this floating ability now Luigi Taller for the first time. And like we actually differentiates the story of what to Oh. This is the dumbest story because it's literally just. They do like the play thing that they would go on to do. And Mario Brothers three where Mario has a dream that they're in like this this evil world and he's trying to fight this villain called abort who's this giant frog. He wakes up all like all four of them. Let's go on a picnic and they they get to talk in like. Oh we all had the same dream. That's super weird. They find this little entrance like a cave. They go through in there in the dream world and like. Oh Shit wasn't a dream. Were here so they go. Through the whole dream world they defeat ward at the end and then it cuts tomorrow sleep. And that's been his dream so he was having a dream within a dream inception was creating good. So just GONNA dream the entire time and everybody was kind of like is. It didn't really happen. Which lets it then be cannon because now Mario Three comes around say different game because he's dreaming. I do want to point out one thing before we jump in anything else. The music for this game. Yeah is so good. Yeah half of the time whereas the other half the two main themes are three. Rd. Yeah there's the evil like the castle Mazar levels that's on love that's the underground Dutta Datta. Yeah and then. There's the main theme. Yes just like the main theme and the original. Mario Brothers is great. The main theme in this game which will be playing right now is super good. It is actually a lot of jazz musicians treated as a jazz standard scored progression. It is a full composition. A lot of games have kind of what's known as a vamp. Yes where it doesn't change keys ever doesn't really change. Chords just stays on the same kind of groove and you could just be in the same scale the entire time. This song moves around a lot. It's like Chord for Charlie Parker software. It actually has some some music theory behind it so it's a very well thought out. Well composed main theme and then the boss themes are so not good so not good but yeah it's like all around. This game has a lot of things. That are very strange. And there's a lot of things that were good enough to become mainstays Mario Culture. Yeah so I dunno Tapachula Goto Character. I love being Princess Peach. Yeah because you could fuck and float you could float so much. There's so much like Luigi jumps I. But he's a little bit difficult to control. Mario's the balanced one toed. The one who strong but has worse. Let's be honest there. The cast of Seinfeld they really on. Hi My gosh. Set The podcast. All My guy win. It's over okay. So so Jerry is. Obviously Mario Kramer's Luigi for instance peaches Elaine and then towed towed. Is George Costanza? Yeah Wow you're welcome. Wow somebody out there. Draw that picture and send me so. I may spin on it. I don't think you know. Please win a grant that she wanted to send you a physical copy. Yes ghost meet a mailman seinfeld theme in eight bit. Just say Oh. Somebody gives us that so any the we need all Amara characters as Seinfeld characters were Mario theme like on a slap Bass Guide. Oh Yeah I like that. I like that I go. No you know it's your podcast. Now are so important no well. There's a peek behind the curtain. I never know what you guys talk about. Show up and then I hear you say it on the show. The this is one of those days. I was like Shit. I wish I had known because I have a because I I couldn't remember. I had to look all this up because I was like was it to is never too. I have the original Mario Santrac Avenue. Record Japanese repressed. But it's nice talking and then I remember view talked about it at all but I went to Japan last year. Guys some FAMICOM gas you go back and look and it was Mario Three I. I didn't get to And if I were to remember if I'd known out of looked up to okeydokey banning yeah I mean. I think it translates to heartbeat. Intense panic is something like that. All right let's talk about this. Wi Fi switch. Can we figure this out? You guys sick if your Wi fi just like not working just buffers all time. It's like I was at the top of the list with kills in all of a sudden I'm at the bottom of the list of my Wifi is crap you're saying there's lag everyone your teams like know there's there like yeah you're disappearing everywhere because you have great. Internet connection Liars. Boom we gotTA solution. I keep saying boom for no reason. Boom why five six is here and it is the latest tech that allows more devices to connect in stream simultaneously without impacting speed or reliability. 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Will list a bunch of video game characters and talk about what they're like mundane power. It'd be like they were a character. Mario too and it was like no. You're like you're right. You're asking me the question I was going to Ha- I was going to make up my own. And then just have you write that each. Have just so funny as suggestions like you do it up since four thirty. Am I've been up since four thirty am and it's too early. The Sun doesn't come out for two hours and that's fucking earliest. We've been here I think. Yeah yeah if it wasn't asking for a check or break in the place down all right so signed for what's as one characters underwhelming superpower. We're just going to pick just put them in Super Mario to these. Just GonNa put them in that game and whatever. They're stupid little power. Luigi runs. Well he's in the air so he hovers prison speech has addressed civilly. He can jump higher but literally when they made it because originally it was just a character that could jump higher. Emmy Motta was like when we'd make him. Luigi make his feet pedal he's running in the air that will make it. Seem like there's a reason he can jump on her like flying with his leg. Yeah he's fine. He's except he's doing the Wiley Coyote thing. I mean they just this. Just this match you ready. Let's do it all right number one Nathan Drake Nathan Nathan. Drake from the uncharted series. He can jump on to like a block and jump off of it so you can do like a double jump. Almost like he's climbing. He jumped climbing on that mundane enough. It's pretty mundane. But the one I'm GonNa go with you more mundane I'm I'm more more mundane is that he just stands in front of enemies. Yeah and he and he has like a an a quick little quip yet and then they're like man. I can't come back from that. And they walk away off the set of screen. What am I pick your garden up and throw it at you and that's good. That's good really good. It beats your plan. See He's good. He's never uses guns gun. Never you never use them just makes fun of just. Imagine Mario. Game where a character has a gun. I would play that game. Bright eyed play that game a lot Miyamoto. Get on it. Yeah when you you're done you ought bearing your sales. Yes out what you want. You want going first person. Mario you WANNA kill Yoshi abundant WANNA kill Yoshi a bunch fucker sir. I play that number two johnny cage for mortal Kombat really get to shoot Nintendo characters in smash brothers. That's true but it's like cute. Shoot you know what I mean. Now there's a giant bullets the JAR. Yeah we'll bullet bullet bill. Yeah but you don't get like that's a person. Giant man is inside the earth and he shoots those guns at us. I really don't understand those bullets. Work the big bullets three. Yes I'm asking. How did they shoot them? When I don't know why are they? But they're all people they all have. His is technically Canon. Yeah not bullets. That's what I'm asking is a giant. Personally I'm just trying to explain. I got to the second character yet. He has Johnny Cage Sport Comments. Johnny Cage I tell. You is to take a Selfie with everyone. Johnny cage existed before cellphones were thing. Yeah but he has beepers on. Cell phones exist beepers He does a split and tries to punch his opponent the nuts but because they're all very small opponents in this game he just punches over their heads and gets hit and dies picture. They're like you can't find a tournament. What can you do and does a splits. And they're like so on the ball here. In buddy the funniest thing in the world rate in Demi Gods Subzero demi-god Scorpion Demon demi-god Johnny Cage. I'm a movie star punches. Dick's it's better. It would've been better if he was like a struggling actor. Yeah he's fighting for food. I need this or I can't unattractive with these try and yeah he's really never three. Joe Valentine from resident evil is nothing mundane about those persons but like make their thing mundane. They're running from nemesis the whole time. Yeah here's my thing because they're all these doors secret doors is you can go in Mario to her powers that every time you go into one you can get that stupid screen motoring of that door slowly opening it just slows the game down even more man. I just my gosh her slowly walking I guess. Yeah there's like a fixed camera angle that that's always awkward. Europe they don't run any faster when nemesis is shaped like. There's no extra run. Yeah there's just. Let's Jog with Yeah Jogging. So she's never can go fast like jog the entire time. Joe Valentine is running in resident evil. You should see her checking her pulse being like well. That's as high as I'm willing to go all right number. Four Dr Robotic oxymoronic ice picks him as a side character watching you pull all these things out killing animals. He's like yes. Time cheering you on. Yes this is what I've been trying to do. Talk to robotics. Just a serial killer and we haven't acknowledged hates bunnies. He hates he. Hates bunnies. See the movie? Did you see the moving one? Here's the movie. I didn't see the movie and the movie did anybody else. You're seeing the movie. There's nobody else in the sonic. What's wrong with you. I've heard some milk coffee in a single person. That's mentioned that movie beyond the initial like he looks terrible and then they redesigned and then after that nothing and then we don't want to spend all I saw from reviewers over and over again. We're like it's like a seven or six and then people are like I didn't hate it. It's kind of like they loved it but I didn't hate your mostly Jim Carey Jim. Carrey is funny in it. And that's I'm done with this number five Laura Crofts Tomb Raider. Where's your brain in is just like she does not mundane? She's got she's got guns out and she's just she's a same size in placenames giant shooting through shit animals and weird. It's like the game takes two minutes to play because she just shooting through everything. Yeah War doesn't even get to talk. Get shot but when she climbs the vines assumed that little whoop whoop whoop Santa Fact. Let her doing her. Like twirled jumps back. Flip Shit Shooting. Hick in these things in the face off the screen mundane at all doesn't pick up the POW block. She shoots it and the whole clothes. She's staying there walking away from in slow motion but this is like something so again by two something so hilarious about one being like. Don't go near anything. Jump on stuff. Don't go near any and this Gupta everything a shuck it off a mountain absolutely rab thinks smaller than you shuck. It came out and take what I think is a baby lamb and throw it down waterfall. That's like level one. Throw a baby lamb down a waterfall whatever's if it hits another baby lamb on the way down then they both go down a waterfall. This is Mario. This plumber hates animals. Yukking garlic chicken onion number six Santas metro-wide Sammy's has to roll the whole time. That's it when he wants dame he didn't say just superpowers fair. You don't want me to be exciting. That was that was the dushi response. I could have had an answer. Your favorite color blue. I gave you what you want. That's what I ask for but here we are air. Startle aristotle. Just not over headphones. I mean he didn't. I'M GONNA blame it on him number. Seven solid snake solid snake see. He's the box. Yup obviously in the box but then he pops up and can like choke to death. My wrong about it. I mean it's not very funny to picture very intense video game characters in this world. Yeah because it's like they are they are blowing burto up. It's a terrifying terrifying thing. I like it lasts less different twists and turns. Yeah we'll get turtles butts which one's a female which one's a man but that's all I think I'm lying. It's weird Merrill. It's a whole thing all right number. Eight big daddy bioshock. You know the worst name. The worst name the worst. I put him in the game as the ones defending all these cute little. Exactly you have to beat a big daddy. Good luck. Chuck in that thing off the drill you to death I threw a beat at this fucking guy huge lumbering tank. That was things I wanNA see. What's inside of those big daddy's gross? No don't do that to me. Edit that part out let's do one more Gladys Puerto Gladys O. Mansa Gladys can't move. No no but she can talk to you from anywhere. That's established portal. That's so yeah just way better at Zingers than Nathan Drake. Yeah that's the fun of you. Play Nathan Drake Gladys as the final boss. Oh my gosh just WHO's grippier? Who could talk shit more than that? So good who's more of a shit to the other. Oh God we're making that Moody movie or making that Moving Portal Nathan fillion like the regular. Do that's why don't steal that knows. Pat And Penny Pad Pencil. Don't you take fisted you? This is Ben. What's on characters underwhelming superpower Keith? Email that you can beat it like five minutes or something is what I saw the speed you can. You can beat this game pretty quickly. Yeah if you don't have to like you know. Beat almost no creatures at all to win us have to get through the gates the gates by the way are giant. Eagle's faces that open their beaks and you just crawl inside than the issue and you're in the next level why why why. I'm asking you telling me this is I don't know why. And they also like the and this is the one thing that they actually use a holdover for Mario three the inbetween bonus level of the What you call it. The you put a quarter in the slot machine. Yeah yeah that's the thing that originated here really Tokyo panic and then it was a holdover originally again. This is a fun little thing because it was famicon. It was on a disk. You had to beat every single level as every single character to beat the game but they also had a option and since they didn't have enough space on the Nintendo console and the cartridge f chuck given the choice of four. And they don't have to do whatever if you had to tell me. Have to beat the game four times to beat the game like Nah. Yeah I punch you. Yeah I'd punch you real hard. I punch you real hard really hard for just making up something you beat. The game got beat a former times from you. Say That you beat the game. Fuck that I'll punch you in the very There I don't know why did this. I don't even know if this is funny for some reason. So let's confidence into this and I don't know what I just wrote. A bunch of sad facts about Luigi that they're not GonNa be funny skipping skip keys. Did you ever play this game? I think when I was younger I didn't play very much. I went from one at the first. Mario and I don't think I played the other ones. I wasn't really good at Mario. No I wasn't intrigued Compared to like Ninja Turtles and ghostbusters. And all these other things that were more interesting to me and so I was getting into hockey and then Sega happens. So just Mario to me in general just I didn't ever hate it. I always liked Morio Games. Yeah I just never I never got Mario Sixty four point out green of time and Goldeneye so I've never beaten that so just like Mario to me is. This wasn't your thing. It wasn't even not my thing. I just yeah just never ever like seeked it out. I was ever like like always wanted to play. Mario Kart Mario Mario Sixty four a lot. I was like I rather play hits. Yeah you're asking me honestly. Yeah rather play. Hockey is on fire and listen to limp biscuit or whatever but that's Kinda whereas at Arbor WanNa play Ninja Turtles Way more at a chucky cheeses. So if you're like hey you play tomorrow three and Mike now and be Donatello fuck people. Yeah so that's like my thing absolutely and Yeah so just like to me passed by none of my siblings really into Mario. We were playing Zelda. Yeah so just different. We had It was Mario Super Mario Brothers three and the original. Zelda we're like the mainstays my house kid and those games I will still go back and export and just fucking Love Dot Com but that game was not good. No it's not a fun game. It's not a game at all away more than Mario and then you like Mario Way more everytime everytime he played Dot com used. End Up getting the gun literally on the screen. And you're like I'm not. Yeah it's fucking annoying and that dog. Fuck that dog. How many how many times did you try to shoot that dog all the time enough times for me to not have feelings toward daw? Yeah Yeah Yeah. Are you leaving? I'm Lena Are you leave aristotle. How much time do we gone done? Forty eight fifty eight minutes. Wow ducking our dream or forty eight minutes all right well goodbye forever. I guess say horrible things about you when you're gone off by he's gone he's gone he's really nice he's a good guy. I like him as a person and I think he deserves. The Best of genuinely deserves better. I WANNA murder. Some people do in their famous. What do we got well keys Back you were kind enough to let me rant. Oh boy it was a segment that people seem to really enjoy may ask to bring it back. Did they say but you but not Keith? Specifically like you should ransom. Don't let me talk to not let Keith rounds. You're renting I'm not right now I refuse. Good Okay you have two minutes to rant about anything at all wait. Is this totally separate from like anything and you'll remember when you did this. I said instead of what your favorite curse were like as my set of the final five. You're just rant. Yeah ran for two minutes. So the timer starts rights now. I I don't know how we're not all just going crazy all the time it start good. Start coming out strong. No legitimately like bothers me. Okay to the point where I'm like. I don't understand how we're not all angrier like extra like everyone's like getting your taxes. Go Get your task other. I'm like you're paying your taxes. You don't like after all this shit and taxes you had to pay last year. How many people had to pay? Who aren't rich. Anything who owe the government thousands of dollars humility broke this whole fucking time? It's a fucking shakedown. It is from the fucking government. Are You fucking kidding me? I'd watch new. Gabriel Lake fucking documentary. This kid who was fucking eight and they tortured him to death. When I found out family services for the government actually have a for profit company that Lockheed Martin owns. Yeah how are we not all fucking angry? I go round to people make has your day. I'm like I WANNA kill everyone all the time. And they're not me my life going great. I'm like fucking really no I also feel like they get just the worst feeling in the world. It's like how are we not all on the streets? Yeah right now freaking the. We'll probably right now right now but we should have been on the streets. Yeah a long time ago. A very fucking long time ago. We are past the point. How much time do I have thirty seconds? This isn't fucking sane. It's fucking insane. All this shit we go through is. We're not even telling billionaires. We're going to kill them. You'RE NOT GONNA fucking destroy. You take all your money you just have to pay your fucking taxes and all you fucking and now fucking blue looking election with Bernie being like the fucking nicest person in the world and everybody just wants to fuck him over. Fuck this was all angry all the time time very good very good rant. Very good rance. Sorry for what? Just think vein. That was going from your temple to your nose. I've never seen that human literally. Spend all my time in therapy. Not Talking about me because I've already spent so much time talking about me. Yeah that therapy just me being like? `I Jesse's in my therapies in a basement so I'm literally like I go to my therapist and I go up. There is crazy. Yes I have to tell her. I'm like I'm not crazy up there. You not sucking nuts bonkers. But I'm not just saying like everyone not everyone's fucking crazy but being in la like being an uber with the person who thinks they're going to be like a fucking famous person walking down the street and you think a kids homeless and then you find out he's a fucking millionare's by some fashion designer shoes some shit like living here because you've made your crazy everything that we've been taught as people growing up is if you work really really hard you will make it in life. Yeah and if you live in Hollywood like that is way fuck not. You're not sure it all like people just have money or they don't and maybe you meet someone who can help you but that's all you can do. We were talking about this at my at my job the other day where somebody was like. I love Taylor Swift. You're like she's a billionaires daughter. That's how she became famous was. They bought her fame. And we're just going to all how Yana Guerande. Everyone from garlic Johannesen most people on television or some famous person's fucking kid. Yeah and Jesse and I've just been through the ringer of seeing much. Not even just us. How many talented people fucking avery? I was just GONNA say every month since. He was just on high maintenance magician. He's a fucking art. He should be fame he should be. He's fucking talented. He should it's like what's what's the British late night host Jimmy James Gordon Gordon. James Corden shouldn't have a job airmont and shit one hundred and everyone hates him. Yes fucking read it posts when everyone's like. Did you know that you're a Dick? I hear your dig everybody. Everyone's like your asshole so it's just hard like just always. Yeah being around. Yeah that's all that's good. That's a good rant And the way that you replace final five with that rant. I did not. So here's final. Five right you're ready. Yep Five new questions number one. If you're an arcade character from the nineties what would your catchphrase be? Whenever you killed an enemy. He's going home to his kids don't as a he has to be easy no matter what. Yeah especially if it's just like you WanNa record what we say. She and I'm like nope. Nope that sounds way aggressive. I'm GONNA stick with just with the skateboard or something. He's not going on does he's not he's not going to. He's not going on to his kids the way they just started over time picture a dead face kid playing that just that anymore you like like tapping the buttons so all you hear is just like he's not he's not he's not going to he's not going to is he. He's not throwing onto his kids. That would be the funniest thing in the world to me all right question. What's your favorite video game cut scene when you not is looking out at the water. Before that big choko comes in that big moment in five ten the big thing that each CIOCCA bows. There's a big moment when she's looking down to the she's recording our sphere. And when you walk over or you don't know that she's recorded so the cut scene to me like continues on as yet added. I'm like that's a really cool important scene fantasy. That's an incredible narrative scene because everything else about cut scenes more just like look how good the graphics would leave this one. Yeah yeah very true very true. Yeah that's an incredibly good narrative where they're just like you had this moment. Actually you don't know what that is. Yeah yeah her saying goodbye to lake to every every he doesn't even know that she's going to die it. Yeah Yeah and there's this moment I've just been like. Why is everyone so quiet around you and so like what's going on? Yeah it's a great fucking game question three. If you were being sworn into office what would you swear in on instead of the Bible I'd ask my vice president. What's in your pocket and just like what like it's a? I just want it to be like this is meaningless ever. I'm swearing like it Monday it to me. It should have to like make me go to like the Declaration of independence. Yeah fucking say like I will do anything I can. Yeah not whatever book I want or whatever they want to hand me. I want it to be like this is what you should be. I think it'd be really funny. The swearing on a on a teen. Vogue copy your atheist. What are you going to prey on? What are you going to swearing on doesn't matter that's what? I mean like asked my vice president. What are you gotta be like or might first lady? I'd be like find me a live duck and may just make Supreme Court Justices Chief Justice Roberts home my guy dot so you can make this the chief justice of the Supreme Court to hold anything just a your dog that nips anything purposely. Get a small dog fucking sucks but love you when hates everything else and nips at his fingers the whole time while you're while you're petty time so good question for of all the other famous games ever made which would be the funniest have just been a dream the entire time. I'm sorry repeat that which game would be the funniest to just have been a dream sequence the entire time like Mario to is all my God all the resins evils you wake up right after all of those God because you have to understand that I play them back to back. Retired starts with the mansion and then it goes to the police state like you watch the whole world yeah transform into like Spider. No radio things up and you're like fuck was turned into gamble. Del Toro overnight hours asleep and I thought it was so much. Shit the funniest. It'd be not waking up after everyone like after resin even we go back to sleep resident evil to do you ever have continuing dreams. I think that might be my sleep. Paralysis I wake up. And then you go back continuing on the dream. Yeah imagine that's Resin Evil for you that every time you go to sleep you have a continuation so I can tell you a dream. I had a few weeks ago. Do it I moved back to New York. Yeah and everybody who In New York who were Shitty to me it was also a comedian was doing amazing things. Funnier die instead of having tanked became this big thing in New York and I was like. Oh my God. I've been left behind by comedy and then I turned around. And there's this entire wall of books with your face on them. But you would written as a Keith. You've got a bone you're like. Yeah I didn't really. Yeah you look satish didn't feel I. I hate it like how many times you have a dream or nightmare is like all of your friends like we hate. You never liked you all at the same time you wake up and you're like you know that didn't happen but al. Dan. I'm like I know that didn't happen to my but I know they're thinking too much and question five final question give aristotle nickname right now. I know he's not in the room anymore. Please to just the first thing that came out of my mouth. I don't want to be cutesy. Call them too many cues you WanNa do you. WanNa give him a bad ass nickname. Yeah Yeah Okay. I can't I can't I can't think of one Gotha Soroush sex us as a pickup line. Yeah and they're like what and he has syrupy imagine being like. Hey I'm got the sources sex and she's like what and he goes. Not The I don't know I know we can't think of anything what are Aristotle's best qualities zero combines. Nope it's hard working not even a little. He's got great taste. You said finding that one. 'cause you have the same taste? Yes yeah he cares about the environment. Nether individuals can't think of it. Not then thank. What do you think I get it? He's sensitive he sweet all things. I want think of her name Hammer Nice. Yeah just give something. That doesn't even like doesn't matter like you could call them the punisher and I'd be like fuck. Yeah imaginary disturbed started calling him the punisher heavy too much. This is like we have a golden chance there because he's not gonNa hear this the episode debut so we can give him anything and then tell everybody to tweet him whatever. That nickname is So it has to be good worthwhile. It's gotTA BE. He's like but has to be true. Yeah has to be true was well. Yeah stallion good. Yeah obviously still just like a great one we start calling them stallion like stallion. Yeah yeah he's got a great main. Oh Hell Yeah we got. We got it. Is there anything Harry? Add anything to be to the beginning of it now when he want. I don't know because he's like Aristotle stallion. Kim Just stallion his great alleyen stallion okay. Everybody is listening. Just start tweeting aristotle and calling him stallion and tweet it like it's a thing you've always done and see this go. Just say great. Episode stallion do it over and over again looking. Good Sally you look so good stallion. Love the hair color stallion great. Dance Gavin Dance t-shirts stallion. My Name's still Keith. And this feels great. There's been final His final six. Maybe we can think of nickname for you. But it's not no. It's not it's not going to be final forever keep. Did you ever have nicknames told You oh right ours like hockey's like its base my realize as Smith. Yeah we WANNA know that. 'cause you're in Showbiz about everything Ben Akkerman like seventy dollars knowing? I'm Ben Akkerman. I'm just like that's fucked up because I'm betting man now my last name Smith Smitty. That's kind of basic and I hate it because everyone gets called. Smitty and I didn't feel that I know there's a lot of Smith's But I watched Band of brothers. And there's a line that hurts my feeling what is it. He's just like is like there's nothing that mostly what is it towards the end of the the war And so this guy is just like I'm gonNA keep a lookout on it or whatever on the guys K. Whatever I'm GonNa read and he's like see you ever kill any krauts I really wanNA kill some crowds or whatever. And he's like look O'Brien he goes it'll KIEF and he keeps saying he's like look too many O'Keefe's who's too many smiths the Bryans don't give a shit. What's your fucking name is. We'RE NOT GONNA kill any crowds just fucking sin and look out and like I was like man that would have been me award we ready to do. I just wanted to kill them Nazis. Uk all my friends are dead. My feet don't work anymore. I'll kill you. Yeah that's fair so Smitty Keith. Everyone calls me Keith. The best part of niece now in. Oh Boy oh aristotle's back our sweet baby boy. Aristotle is back but Yeah I got my niece and I'm just so excited. She says Ki Ki. She hasn't gone key. T H is hard the most formalized keithly whenever? Cd Keith Kiki. And that's GonNa be the best moment of my life. I would say that to my GRANDPA Keith. Named after I'd say Kiki as fucking adorable Ari did it. Do we have any final thoughts? Super Mario Brothers two. It's a weird saga. It's it's a fun game but it is distinctly not really. A Mario game is ported. Over right yes places. It's like it's like it's like stranger. Things got the upside down time. He does feel like an accurate description. Despicable description of this talk But Yeah I think you can check it on. Switch now if you have any s classics. I've no idea you're switch guy. Yeah I'm turn to. I don't I've I've you switch burned down in ten does in my bridge that we used to have together. What's I don't know I don't have a switch? I have a game. Cuban for a new stuff is. I'm trying to have been all playstation I haven't had I haven't had any tend to things and then sixty four I'd rather about a game cube but we broke the controller for the last good boxing game. I ever played which was site night. Fight night where you could have ricky. Hatton was like the dude at the Taylor Law. That's how long ago was rookie. Was like wasn't even on the scene. I don't think so both were on the scene and so it was like you would've loved it because it straight up like there's no legs or anything it's just like arms. Yeah and my brother broke all the controllers. 'cause we played the hell out of how yes. She's got rid of Gamecube. There you go well. That's it rose to see you want to a restaurant suggestion. Yeah go to siege as to. How often do I recommend? Cj's go to if you live in La and you haven't been to CJ PICO go to go to CD's MPC Goodstein the weekend and then go to the museum and go look and some art and go hang out down Wilshire. Yep Don't take pictures next all the weird people next the streetlamps there's like there's like one hundred streetlamps people take pictures there yeah you'll see it in. La You drive by people. We're just places weird. There's a big pink building off Melrose. Just take pictures in front of US right. Emprise very weird very good at C. J. Still GonNA say Toro's here in Burbank. Because we just ate there and take Also there's a place in silverlake called alday baby that doesn't make breakfast sandwiches like biscuits and a great catfish sandwich. They open their. What's that the open all day or is it breakfast or are they just saying all day baby like they slam dunked some lake they slam dunks? Okay very that's what they're trying to Trying to cause they really try. They sound like they're open all day. It sounds they also have alcoholic milk shakes. So you know you can do that without going somewhere. You can just take a big pine a haagen-dazs Portsmouth to kill and they're just shake it and be real sad without spending as much money into shake. Don't drink it on Georgia's just shake shake shake it and you don't happen to have ice cream at home but you've got the Tequila. Boom you still got we add things to say about say always gonNA listen. Oh we got some good we got is on you. You would horrible piece of man excited to listen to them excited. Let's get the fuck Outta here. Alright Keith Jesse. Aristotle Super Mario Brothers to hi. This is new players joined by. He's not going home to his kids.

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Super Mario 3D All-Stars Discussion and Our Favorite Mario Games - NVC 526

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Super Mario 3D All-Stars Discussion and Our Favorite Mario Games - NVC 526

"The And welcome to NBC JEN's Nintendo podcast this week the week of September seventeenth we will be talking about Super Mario Bros thirty fifth anniversary, which was this past Sunday and three d. all stars is also out this week. So basically we're talking about A lot of Mario I'm your host Casey treatise in this week I am joined by Zach, Ryan. Hey. What's up? Here Schneider Happy Birthday and right McCaffrey. Welcome. Happy Birthday to me her because mine's a news when is it? I'm the twentieth and it's my fortieth. So this is a big one. Happy Downhill from here. Thank you. Nintendo got me got me through the all stars for my birthday not literally they haven't sent me a free copy. I'm waiting for my best buy order to ship, but that's the that's the game they released from my birthday which I'm happy is your is your order getting delayed at all. Have you seen I haven't seen anything yet. I preordered from best buy right like. I've been seeing a lot of horror stories on on twitter and stuff of people claiming that they're their physical edition. Pre orders are being delayed at different retailers. This is an easy fix. There's an easy fix. Digital. Fixed why not those time I know? Both Madame. Yeah. Let's start off by talking about what everyone wants to talk about and is Super Mario Bros. three all stars is out on Friday, which is tomorrow. If you're listening on the day of release, that is the one who got to play early and he didn't do it or review but I did publish an analysis and I guess the first question can you say why we did analysis versus review? Yeah. So I I go into this a little bit in the analysis itself too. But So the idea behind these port analysis and we've done we've done 'em recently for. Persona four golden on PC in Horizon Zero Don. On. PC It's. Essentially when things are ported to different platforms without significant upgrades that warrant a new opinion on them right like. Super Mario Three d all stars is a collection of ports and so and I know a lot of people in the comments are going to be like, oh actually there. Yes it's true that these are emulations people figured out like by. Due. In large parts of the leaks that Nintendo his emulated but emulation here is the is the medium, the the the. The train in which Nintendo has chosen deport these to switch. So for all intents and purposes, they're technically the same thing. But because they are just straight up ports of Super Mario Sixty four Super Mario Sunshine and Super Mario Galaxy the original reviews the original review score is still stand on this analysis is more so about how do these games run on the switch? What is the you know what's The bonuses of this collection? In. Terms of like extras, bells, and whistles, etc. so that that's why we elected to do a an analysis versus a review. In so yeah, in that Yeah I think people people have been talking to me online all day today about how The. I it seems like I'm really down on the Games and. I'm not necessarily down on the Games when I'm down the collection, right? So the the the collection called Super Mario Three d all. And if I can speak to Nintendo fans everywhere like take a look back at at Super Mario all stars for the SNES and now available on switch right here you had a collection of games that had. Completely. Redrawn sprites and backgrounds and. Nintendo. Went through and tweaked the physics of the Games to better reflect the feel of super, Mario World and They offered an entirely new game that was unavailable to the US until. Super Mario all stars, and that was the loss levels. In that, that collection is very much like A. You know it's like really worth the price of admission at that time to call this Super Mario Three d all stars in have it just be the three games in the three soundtracks is like a little bit of a bummer right? It does feel like a very bare bones package because there are a lot of things that could have been done specifically in this collection. That would. Reflects the previous Super Mario all stars collection and honestly like. Ryan. I'm not trying to sell you out here, but you've never played superman sixty, four Super Mario Sunshine right correct and I and I won't be alone in I played I. Loved Sunshine. But that's actually that's the thing I'm most looking forward to in this collection I mean galaxy like you Zach galaxies my favorite of this bunch but sunshine's the one I'm most looking forward to playing because I have super fond memories of it. I think I I have a stronger positive opinion of that game both then at least at the time than than you did as you noted your analysis but but yeah, like these, this will be a chance for a new generation of Nintendo fans to experience one or more of these for the first time for me I was I I went full pc Gamer for those years and I didn't have an in sixty four SI- never played and I just have never picked it up on any of the subsequent re releases. So I am looking forward to playing sixty four. I'm definitely here for the nostalgia trip of Sunshine because that hasn't been on anything as you noted in your in your analysis that hasn't been on anything since Gamecube and then galaxy is is probably my. Second Favorite, Super Mario game period ever. So the deal with. The deal with this collection that makes it a tough pill to swallow for me is that A lot of people are going to be coming to Super Mario Sixty four through this collection. A lot of people are going to be coming to Super Mario Galaxy in this collection and I feel like Nintendo really had an opportunity to go in the same way that they did in the original allstars and make some significant tweaks that would have helped make these games more accessible, make them more modern, and they've elected not to do that and like specifically with Super Mario Sixty four. Obviously, a groundbreaking game clearly helped define what three D. action platformer video games would be moving forward. But that game is twenty four years old and it feels twenty four years old and the camera is and like I, know people are going to pop off in the comments on this the cameras bad like it's straight up a problem in twenty twenty context. Yeah. And like. It's feels to me like like people coming to that game now and I'm curious to see what you have to say after you get an opportunity to play it but like. I wonder how many people are going to finish this game because they're going to get to the more difficult levels and be like this camera sucks like I can't do the things that I wanna do easily because the camera doesn't move in the way that it should in two thousand twenty. would. been trained by the the subsequent modern Mario's to have a better camera. I think by your argument, what you're saying is basically people who experienced this game way back when going to jump back in and then established is going to carry them and they understand the shortcomings right? Right. It might might have forgotten about them but they'll forgive them whereas like this was an opportunity to show ingenious level design and a great game and in the music and Mario Sixty four. So freaking good and the thing is like playing Super Mario Sixty four. Now it's really amazing to to see the groundwork laid for. Mario Games and three D. Games that came after like playing levels like wet dry world. You can totally see it's reminiscent of Awkward Enough Time Right? Like playing a level like tick tock clock you can absolutely see like. Darker side of the Moon, in Mario Odyssey in the precision platforming but has to take place there. But. It's it's. It's abusive in the way that is that is kind of out of. Out of the realm of discussion in two, thousand, twenty because it's difficult, right? Like it's difficult because the camera doesn't work super well, and it's difficult because you you know you have to make a lot of blind jumps and later levels and stuff like that. Just it's disappointing to me that it's not included as like I said this in the analysis as well like it's not a toggle option would have been great as the opportunity to build play like Super Mario Sixty, four definitive edition on this collection or original Superman, sixty four and each of these Games has a few of those things like Super Mario Sunshine lacks inverted controls. And that I, am Ryan. I Yeah I've been halo trained me to be an inverted player on a game pad on announcing keyboard. I'm just play normal the view but yeah game. Pat, I'm inverted so. What actually now you've got me wondering if it was originally that way on Gamecube or if they've actually they haven't removed the option right I must have just gotten by. The game days. But now it's going to be tougher because I'm used to playing inverted. Sydney. The other, the other Nintendo Gamecube Games in sixty four games like Alta. Zelda's were automatically inverted and you couldn't change it back then and then when they came out with wind waker on the we you they made it. So it's not inverted and you can't change it. So I'm. I'm pretty sure that that. Sunshine was not inverted when right pair like you feel like you've played it. I just always adjust so like I don't actually. Like that I just get used to it but I know that it's an issue for for some. Is Like Rumi up when I go back to play any other game or while you utilize. A an over the shoulder perspective in Super Mario Sunshine a lot to like Aamir stream of water and there's no inverted option there. So it is gonNA mess a lot of people. Just, like. Weirdly in Super Mario Sixty four. They've swapped the X. Axis camera controls. So the x axis camera controls are actually inverted. which is like very bizarre to play. Now because like it messes up your muscle memory and timing when you're like trying to swap the camera and move the camera around, there's just like these weird little tweaks that are made throughout the collection that that are kind of surprising to me right But that's all change from the original as it because in the in. For you control the cameraman. So when you tell the cameraman to go right the viewpoint shifts left, that's so mark at mark. Medina and I got into a bit of a conversation about this I won't say argument but a bit of a conversation about this. We were talking about it but he showed me in emulation keys using the controller to move the camera exact like in an inverted way like in the exact way that you'd want to go and he was playing. An. Emulated version of the original one, thousand, nine, hundred, ninety-six, six code before the Shindo version, which is the Shindo version is what is included on this collection and that's a pack. It's essentially an the international version that we see now, right like it's it's an updated version of Super Mario Sixty four as code that has a couple of bug fixes. It takes out the backwards long jump glitch, which is like hugely popular for speed runners of this game And so you know he showed me on his emulation like, okay. This is how the camera worked in the original and this is how it works on this collection and it's different. It's backwards. which is a bummer. And I didn't just look. I did just look it up and super. Mars China had inverted camera controls. Okay. So yeah, that's that was the. Anywhere. Yeah. But but but. This is the point I I wasn't as disappointed as some that this was just going to be straight ports of the Games but I expected them to do some mile tweaks like that I thought they would do some more having more like twenty twenty quality of life option. That seems that just shows you. Yeah. It's the exact game code that didn't touch it. And I just. I just wonder why that is because it will. Honestly, it isn't for a large corporation like that isn't that hard to put people on this game and figure out how to make some changes just like it's not that hard to translate. Mario superpig cross into English if you really wanted to write but they just choose to release these games in pure emulated form I don't think it's preservation. Doesn't I think it's just I, feel like this was there were struggling to get their holiday lineup ready no line like they're not. It wasn't all out remade to be better and it wasn't all all out preserved. So some weird. and. They know this was this is going to be a big seller this fall it's the physical versions already selling out at preorder they knew this was going to do. Well, they could have invested a little bit of time in resources into into somebody's quality of life things that Zach and has has rightly pointed out so. Late project, we're told a gap in their release schedule and I saw some rumors about like people hacking because the game did leak a couple of days early in. So that's how people found out that. That was the code was being emulated on the switch and not straightforward ports. See some rumors flying around that people act that that leaked code defined the earliest files that are dated on the the leak where from February. So that means this game started like like the this is roger around together like yeah very very quickly supposedly don't don't quote me on that it might. But good evolved. But it could have been planned as separate leases that you just before on loan for fifteen twenty. Bucks. Right. Like I gotta think the original release was three D world remake, and that got pushed into next year because that's arriving now, very very late for an anniversary celebration, right? So. I just want to say this to everybody that's listening this watching I. Love All three of these games I. Think all three of these games are very, very good Games Great Games Super Mario Galaxy and I said this in my analysis is I think For what it's worth the best three D platformer ever made like I think that game is amazing top down and to play it here. especially on a pro controller, you can use you know you'll utilize you play the pro controller just like with Odyssey, but you have the pointer built in. So you can collect your lum's and do your spins by shaking and stuff like that. It feels phenomenal and like the whole time that I was playing galaxy. I had this big stupid grin on my face you know that that special grin that Mario gives you. When you're playing it right like I felt that for all three of these games I just think as a collection as a whole. It's a bit of a disappointment and yes, we are intendo podcasts in. Yes. We're on and fans, but it's also important to be critical when that criticism is warranted and I definitely feel like that's that's where I'm coming from. If if this was a review, I probably would've given the collection a seven but this is a group of games we rewarded nine point four, nine, point eight, nine, point seven like they're obviously amazing games. That shouldn't be missed if you haven't played him. So awesome. I'm I'm really looking forward to playing them which is funny because I could hook up all these systems and play the original still but this is something different when when you get to play it on this yeah. With an air, you still have you still have TV with RCA outputs. Nobody I have I have a converter. Oh. Yeah my Gamecube which is frigging awesome. That's cool. Totally. Like honest, I was going to play sunshine with now hearing that I can't invert the controls I'm prob- I'm I'm might not even get it anymore. God. It's so good. Can't invert the controls Yeah I. mean the sunshine him level. Sunshine is is a it really is like a summary Escape which in twenty twenty than this summer I just need I need that in my in my life right now I am looking forward even though it's GonNa. Make me it's GonNa frustrate me for the first like probably half an hour. So as I try to get used to uninvited look on on a game that as Zach pointed out, you need you did shoot flood. It's GonNa make me mad for a while. But yeah, that game it's it gets it's gotten hated on over the years and I just like. I'm not with that. Hated all I think it's just it's it's a bright summary Game in tone and execution and it's a great platformer. Yeah I. Hope and I know a lot of people are gonNA play it for the first time in this collection and I'm I'm glad people are GonNa get to play it even if it's not enhanced at all really and it's not they don't have invert camera options I'm still glad it's coming back. Yeah. I. Put this in the analysis in that game came out to pretty unanimous critical reception like most outlets really loved that game and I think over time it became sort of the it. was derided like it's only been in the last couple of decades since the game's release that people are like Oh actually that's pretty bad game. I don't think that I've never felt that way. I've always really loved Super Mario Sunshine I. Think of these three games it feels equal to Super Mario Galaxy in the way that you can string together all these like. Long jumps to hovers two dives to triple jumps like it just feels. So for lack of a better word fluid, right? Like it's really. Right I think what I think. What Hamstring Super Mario Sunshine a little bit is that. They overcorrected from Super Mario Sixty four or super mario sixty four is like get to the end of the level and get the star. Super. Mario. Sunshine has all these different like level objectives in stages and it's like a little bit like you know like in one level you have to jump on a a certain pipe until a specific fruit drops and then you take that fruit to associate and then You Ride Yoshi to spit his weird stomach acid at fish in the fish formed platforms and you jump off the plot like it's just really kind of obtuse in that way but it's not bad and like I think people kind of got on my case because I said that the game Tony as weird as hell. But like it is a super weird game starts with Mario going to jail gets a very. Strange thing. Totally. But it's still like one of the best platformer is ever made and I still really love that game I said in the the my analysis that it's a good game good game but not I don't feel like it's a great game. So it's it's funny because you can see where Nintendo was in their kind of maturity as storytellers with that game the you know a lot of the Gamecube. Games the story sequences afterthoughts need milk like they just were out by programmer like Mario is like when he's sitting in jail, it's just looks wrong in Lega, the voice acting of the pianolas in like objection overruled it's like somebody's just farting this out just because they have to explain why why he's here in wise and jail the same thing with the with Lucy's mansion, the originals while not one maker. Great? No. No for sure and that series always they tried to always tell the story really with cut scenes like you can see like how sunshine was the step into a direction that was Moore's l. but they weren't ready for that story stuff and the fantasy I just awful like a Gerbil their design everything is so bad but I have so many fond memories of Mario. Sunshine. These places that really levels at play with heights. You know what you come down into the water from really high up there's a speeding over the water super fast like almost way fray sequences and stuff. It's a really fun game Zag I have A. Question for you having having you know waiting for my copy on. Friday. So you you in your analysis, you specifically called out that you spent a good amount of time like you preferred galaxy specifically with the pro controller my intention would be to play this entire thing. All three games with the pro controller docked on the TV is that is that like do you think that's the best way to go for all three games or do you feel con I think I spent probably seventy five percent of my time in the review playing through a pro controller on the TV yeah. I should I should also caveat this by saying. I did minimum star minimum shine runs for every game. So I did you know seventy stars in sixty four, fifty shines in in sunshine and a sixty stars and galaxy to complete each game. But I played majority on pro controller and they all feel great on pro controller. A galaxy does lend itself to to joy con controls because it most closely replicates the one to one feel of the remote in none shock. But like I said like the using a pro controller as a pointer is. Equally Great. The only thing about galaxy. That's a little bit weird as playing it in hand held mode. You you have to take your right hand you instead of a pointer, you use your, you use the touchscreen to collect lungs to to grab onto Pole Stars or the sling pods And so you have to take your right hand off of the face buttons to to collect Lum's during movement, and so that kind of breaks the flow of movement, but it does do a couple of interesting things. Makes grabbing onto Pole Stars and using the sling Pau way easier like for some of those difficult sling pods levels, I preferred hand-held mode because you can just it's like using an iphone you know you can just like Oh that's lined up. That's perfect. You can just do it kind of rapid fire. and. Then there's a couple of race levels in galaxy that use the tilt controls from. If you remember, I think he held the note horizontally tilted to to kind of control like your Manta Ray that you're riding on or whatever, and that actually feels like much more improved. Using the pro controller I felt like I had better control on some of those levels. So so silly Zach, you should have kids like Ryan I because we can have player to grab all the domes yet. Yeah, it's got that daddy mode and remember I am interested to see like what people think of playing on the switch light because you're only real option there is to do the the touchscreen controls or hooking up separate joy. Khan and figuring out how to like. Stand your switch like. Yeah. I'm sure I'm sure there's a stand out there now with a magnifying glass on it right Kinda like have had this things for gameboy colors. But anyway, we were just talking about Super Mario Bros had not thirty th anniversary but three D. allstars. For quite a while now, but we did you know it's also the thirty fifth anniversary. This week I'm sure you know because we've been talking about it for like a month now, and it's been all over the Internet and that's why we got in this game. But on Sunday on September Thirteenth Mark Thirty Fifth Anniversary of the release of the original Super Mario Bros for the es in nineteen, eighty five and it's I don't know if any of you want to talk about this I'm not going to get super deep into it but from what I've heard that the release of that video game revived video games after a crash in nineteen, eighty three and it's because of that game. I lived through the crash as I'm old like. Lived through the crash in that, I completely lost interest in video games after the Atari started to fail I I did re engage a little bit in the home computer age if you remember Commodore Sixty four Natori but the any sx she passed me by two it wasn't until the super. Super Superfund on that I got back into it but I knew all my all my friends. We're talking about Mario and the S., and you know I just wasn't ready to go back yet. I don't know Brian. Did you get the NS when it came out yet that that's interesting that you and I have kind of complimentary you're a bit older than me but so i. Turned forty. So I was kind of the the right age as a kid to to be you know to catch the Nintendo fever I didn't get one right away. It was not a thing that like I, I was completely unaware of video games until after the s came out because again, like my early childhood video games were effectively thing because of the crash. So nintendo comes out and I guess it must have been one friend or. A couple of friends get it and it took a couple. It took a year or two. I would say after the thing had been out in the United States where I tried it at some point I mean I. Guess I had been playing maybe I don't know if I'd been playing any games in the arcades but in any case it was really super. Mario Brothers when playing mad at somewhere friend's house what have you? And Super. Mario. Brothers was the game that turned me onto a Gamer like that's why I'm sitting here today at at the end of the day and so yeah, it was I. got mine a few years after launch and yes. Super Mario Brothers was the game that set me on on my path and here I am. So that's always be a emotionally indebted to tomorrow in the franchise for that, and that's for me just a quick aside I I love the original Zelda to but for me. I just always I think I love that Mario Has Always reinvented himself it across the main line. Mario Games whereas Zelda really breath of the wild was a much-needed reinvention. But it I think I feel like Zelda over the years had been more iterative, and so I think Mario I've always connected with the Mario Games more because it's they've never been afraid to just throw everything out and just reinvent the entire genre as they go. So that's I that's why I I do love this collection I plan to love it when my copyrights male. Thanks Zach though for at least tempering my expectations and and I am glad that this collection is going to be out there and to for a new generation even though although thinking about it like cynically thinking about it. With, I guess. Mario Sunshine's twentieth anniversary would be in two thousand, twenty two and the twenty fifth anniversary of sixty four would be what next year. So this this port collection probably ruins any chance of a like full-blown remake like in the odyssey engine or whatever of of like a more complete ground up kind of celebration of these games because that that would have been cool like I. I would happily pay sixty dollars each for full on remakes of these three games with you know full ten, eighty, P six frame say that too loudly or don't get. Now at least not. Thinking appears maybe it's limited release because they're planning on doing that for for. Me I would probably by the began, but I'll take what I can get here. So I want to remind you guys. On the shelf behind me are packs of Nintendo playing cards, food cards. which date back decades remember the company that's more than one hundred years. So while other businesses have a three year business plan, they probably have one for the next hundred years as a Mario Sixty. Four full remake somewhere coming in twenty, thirty, forty two. But. Say they do have they do have once view that they work with on on remakes. Basel. Greg gave us awakening. We haven't heard what they're. In, two thousand eighteen what did we what they're games for this year? Maybe pick we we don't know but I have a feeling that always have them tinkering away on some sort of Redo. But yet I I wouldn't guess that it was Mario Sixty four I feel like the closest thing you're going to get is that final world in in Odyssey for now Back to the history quickly. So yeah, the original Mario Brothers was out in one thousand, nine, hundred, five in Japan on the FAMICOM and then obviously on the and yes, and you're saying the series was reinventing itself the first sequel, which is loss levels now. was kind of review reinvention because Nintendo said. Oh. Yeah you think this game was too easy while try this, and so they made like basically the competition super hardware. And then the game that we in the West gun obviously was a remake of Dokie pancreatic a change version of that game where the gameplay couldn't be more different different, right like the way that you go, you pick up turnips and all of that, and like you could stand on enemies, which isn't something that you ever do in the original games like enemy means death and in this case it's like. No enemy mouth means death. You can stand on top like it's. It's just really interesting how the series has changed over the years and that's still happening. Even if you look at New Super Mario Brothers on the we you and you say, why looks kind of like the original Mario Brothers, it's four player to do that game as a four play a game means creating a completely different game you know. There's a a very brief history, but before I wanted to ask all of you, what do you think is the Best Mario game at of all the traditional Mario's. Mind Super Mario World. Zach. Honestly. It's a cop out, but I would say it's probably a two way tie. The. Best. Game Super Mario World and I think the best three game is super. Mario. Galaxy. If. I'm GonNa, Cheat like Zach tested for me. I would Super Mario Brothers three is the all time that's the goat for me. But on the three D. side I'm I'm completely with Zach on galaxy and you know a lot of people say that galaxy is better I totally get that. But for some reason I think I think it's just because I played it first and it totally blew my mind I like galaxy has always been the front runner of that series not to say the galaxy. To doesn't have some amazing moments but yeah just like that Mario's in space and he's running around these threes spheres and I have to think about how I play Mario completely differently. It was the thing that I I could not agree with you more Zach I I do actually think at least in my recollection because I haven't played galaxy to since it came out but I re I remember my feeling Galaxy to was technically I thought it was a better game I mean it had Yoshi Like galaxy one was was a was again that re invention like Mario had just done something that we'd never seen in in in platforming before and. I'm totally with you on. Most recent playthrough galaxy and this product, the fourth or fifth time I've played through galaxy. There's moments are I can't believe that I'm doing this like I can't believe that this is what's in this game and that that to me is that feeling that that elevates it above the sequel but. Casey. I don't know but did you know that there are three Mario Games twenty high scoring games in those are Super Mario Galaxy Galaxy to an autopsy all three of those have ninety seven's but I gen is only given a couple tens and that is also been Odyssey Super Mario Bros deluxe super. Mario. Galaxy two. Galaxy you want and to ten had been working at the time. I thought you reviewed Super Mario. Galaxy two for Jan is that not true? Right? was that was. Nine that was before I worked here. Okay. So so I want to be clear the original Mario Sixty four actually got ten on idea and it's just that we changed our reduce scale. Used to we used to have hats as a scale on NBC for Dot Com and I think doug payer reviewed it originally and back then reviews were only like those big. I think he gave it. It was either ten stars out of ten or ten out of ten I think they had to replace the hats because, of copyright, infringement. Questions from Nintendo saying, don't make it look so much like the official one. And then later, we re scored a lot of the full-scale on games to having like the dot whatever and I think that's when we picked like nine point eight or whatever good I have. No regrets about giving out of Seattle I I remember at the time there were a number people are like, oh, it's not that you know it's not a tangible blah. Blah. But I that's still one of my favorite reviews that I've been working up to Jean because I feel like I did a good job of conveying to Zach was saying about galaxy I feel like I did a good job of conveying the joy that I felt playing that video game in that review and that. Just, such a tremendous experience if you have not played royalty and you're an NBC listener, please fix that and play. Odyssey. It's tremendous. Everybody. In their mom ordered this game, right? It's sold so well already I think chances are everybody's finally gonNA play. Yeah. I mean and third that in here now but it's it's physical copies are all sold out. Everywhere you can't get. Our they've they've got to do another run for Black Friday right I mean not leaving a ton of money on the table. Brian you. You're correct that galaxy did come out in two thousand and ten. Okay Yeah. Correction Yeah. Good. Idea and we we run deals content on Jan. we've got a little preorder links next to articles and stuff, and the place by a separate team is not the editors who do that and. This. Collection is the most preorder through in history of ideas. So not the most preordered Nintendo game like the most preordered thinning ever period. So. More than any console more than. Than any game. So that should give you an idea that this it's just going to do incredible numbers. I'm I'm have something I could start a new conversation, but I'm not going to. So instead, I'm just GonNa say I Mario came was Super Mario World. So I don't know if that is maybe the best, but it's probably my personal favorite I actually really like super, Mario Bros to even though it's not technically the second one. But those who I think are my favorite Mario Games that I've played I've said it many times on this podcast but I think that super, Mario World is the only game ever made that's actually a perfect game. Perfect video it really is incredible. I was thinking that the other day two of. US playing. Digging into some cool up games with with my daughter and like just thinking about how Super Mario world has aged how perfectly it as age you're talking about Mario. Sixty four and the game struggling with a camera and how it's kind of tough to play this game today like Mario Wealth does not have any of these issues like and it will never will like it's just so timeless look wise to Soga. Complain about the slipperiness of the you know the controls are little slippery you have to get used to that but. Don't know what retrospectives have been done on Super Mario, world but gosh in in a perfect world in a non non covid world and a World War I, spoke fluent Japanese which is I don't speak a word that I would love to just go. And speak to that entire development team about that that the development of that game and they were making the the launch game, the killer APP, the packing game, which of course, we don't have anymore really the pack in game for the next generation intendo like. It would be so much fun to sit down and get into side the get inside the minds of of those people that made that game is a little bit of that in the there's a documentary that i. think some of us have already seen the console wars deck documentary that's going to be on Hulu I think right Based on the book. And, that one has a lot of the back and forth in it between. The two system, right ABS- Mario vs sonic I think most of the interviews are from the US side of the business. So you get Mike Classic Anyway People 'cause Nintendo's Japanese designers are little elusive. You know it's tough right? That's the problem yeah they need that's why that's why be so great to sit down with these these people. There they tend to not do that on the Japanese development side of things. I I totally agree like they. If you go back to that game now, like if you have never played Super Mario world, you really got sick just the simple concept of a character writing another. You know like riding a horse in this case Yoshi like that mechanic and how it works and how it feels in the fact that you can jump off him and use it to get higher like there's so much nuance to the game design. It's it's really incredible still. but with that I did want to. So we were just talking about our favorite Mario, games than I did post an article asking for your the audience, favourite Mario Games than. So I wanted to take a look at that they're called Yuccas, and if you're not familiar with these are this is a video commenting tool at the bottom of every article but sometimes for intended voice chat. Like a unlocked Ryan's xbox podcast, they put out questions that you can answer the replay on the show. Right. Now, and the first one is from Nathan and his favorite Mario Super Three. A NBC hope you guys are doing well I. Listen to your show every week. My favorite game is Super Mario Brothers three on the S. and I believe it is the series perfected with the introduction of multiple new power ups, mysterious themed worlds, and New Enemies. This game defined with the Mushroom Kingdom is today I find the levels with their emphasis on quick acrobatics work extremely well. With the core of the series versus the exploration in revisiting of levels done in later games I, love every single Mario game but super mile three is the series perfected also got to say that the Nintendo power guidebook for this game was epic when I was a kid giving names to all the enemies in the game, lastly is played with the best controller in the whole world. The narratives in his background? Super. Sorry. Did. Introduced a lot of things that were then using all Mario Games after the fact. Right, I'm with them. Yes. Super. Mario. Brothers three the. All the different suits that Morioka get. I mean it was. The music, the everything about that game after you know one, of course, being my my entree into video games period and then to to your to Paris point earlier being just totally different and then three kind of came back to that original style of one but evolved it hugely and yeah three, and then I also was exactly the right age to be susceptible to the marketing of the wizard the movie with Fred savage that came out before the game did and I was like Three and so yeah, I was I was marketed to perfectly but also that game turned out to be perfect by three by three nintendo's design team and programming team had become so proficient that they overcame some of the earlier challenges to making the game they wanted to make if you go back to Mario Super Mario ride like it scrolls to the right, but you can't go back right screen shots you off whereas like as. They got better and better at using the hardware. They were able to solve those issues and really make the game they wanted to make an Three just has so much going on with the multilevel scrolling and moving ships, and all of that it's it's just a fantastic game and it's on the same hardware that Super Mario, world benefited from having all these fancy new effects with mode seven, all of that and frigging sound chip. Was Amazed and. This. Is from Brennan. WHO's favorite is Super Mario Bros to. Which one? Fannin. This is Brennan Bova from Ottawa Ontario Canada. my favorite Super Mario Game. On unusual pick, but it's because it was the first game I ever. Reminded to. and. I always played his peach because she could fly and I made it easier. And I don't know. I. Still have a really special. Place in my heart for that game partially because of how unusual it is and. I mean just by virtue of not technically being Mario game, it's completely unlike every other Mario Game. And I really dig that. Is. There's too. Yeah. Yeah that's my favorite. Any S Mario game like the in terms of the original three. That's the one I've probably played the most San Jose. I always wondered how people people here perceived it like because I. Lived in Japan. I went to Japan right after high right and Mario Brothers to was obviously a different game there in USA. USA and was always regarded. It's kind of like as this odd game like you could tell people were like it's two different that what was that the same case hero where people just happy with the changes? I don't remember it being no remember anybody being. Like, weirded out by it at all, it was just this bribe others to, and it's totally different and I. I didn't come to learn until years later that it that it was actually a different game that became Super Mario Brothers to and also yes I use peach peaches might go to and Super Mario run largely for that reason as well. So I'm totally with Brennan on that. Yes. Oh. Thank you so much Nathan Brennan for those gaps I actually did want to move on in two months territory because I know Ryan, you do have higher engagements that you have to go do but I did want to get your opinion now that we know the prices of the new xbox coming out this fall on the new playstation coming out this fall. How do? You think that would affect intendo and I wanted to hear because you are xbox Guy. So for everyone out there who doesn't know xbox series X is ninety nine and the series s is to ninety nine and they're coming out on November tenth and we just learned today the day that we are recording this that the playstation five is coming out in November thirteenth for four, ninety nine. November twelfth I don't know why said thirteenth it's. But anyway, the disc was version is re ninety nine. But three hundred dollars that's the same price as a switch. Yeah, I. I. Don't think I honestly don't think anything either of these two companies does affects Nintendo or vice versa Nintendo's always. Early certainly in more recent years has has march to the beat of their own I. Guess starting with the we really is where they just said we're going over here. You guys do whatever you're GonNa do it's fine. We're GONNA go on this way and and it's I mean the the switch has been the number one selling console for I don't know it's how many months now it's a long it's been a while since either the PS four or xbox one has has dethroned to the top the NPD hardware sales charts and. It's I don't think it matters at all what these guys are up to Nintendo's going to keep doing its thing and and it's and it's fine like it's it's great that that they're not just all three different color. It's they're not just red green and blue clones at each other I like they're taking different approaches to things. Nintendo obviously what they're. They're sort of game design approach on their first party portfolio. So Yeah Go. Nintendo. I mean what? I love a a a my ready for that switch pro or whatever this new hardware refreshes. Yeah, definitely I mean I've got I'm very lucky to have a nice new four K. TV and I would I would love to have a more powerful version of the switch but. Yeah they're Nintendo will nintendo get an intendo and everybody's GonNa probably by it and one or both of the other consoles as well. I I. Think I honestly think Nintendo is not gonNA drop the price for the switch this holiday season it's just it's just moving too fast like I was. Selling to yeah, they're gonNA they're going to do to ninety nine with a packet and that's GonNa. BE THEY'RE GONNA have some value offering where you get three months of online free and you get this pack in like one of the biggest games probably going to be packed in Odyssey or something. And they're just GONNA wait this out until they get their new hardware and then drop the price. Do you think. Yeah. Yeah. No I think pairs right I think that it's you know they're just making too much money to try and drop the pride like they don't need to be competitive they're competing with themselves. At this point, you know switch when switches are sold out constantly when when you know they're they have the two highest selling pieces of software in twenty twenty like they're obviously doing something right? They've clearly cornered a market there that I don't I don't think that they need to to really and like Ryan said like. Doesn't need to compete with Sony and Microsoft because they've already got a this built in audience that just continues to get bigger. So. Power to the price man I play station coming in at three ninety nine was a surprise to me like I thought. They would I thought the disc version would be four, forty, nine something like fifty bucks the full until. They come into net three, ninety nine. That is incredibly aggressive on. I was realized. Yeah I was already leaning digital for for PS five since I'll have going to get the series x and that'll have a disk drive if I wanNA watch like four K. Blu ray movie but yet three, ninety, nine for ps five digital when I buy all my. PS Five or playstation and xbox games digitally already like Yamaha Save the hundred bucks. I just noticed something that I feel like we need to point out here. Ryan's got a couple of hidden Easter eggs in his shot anybody hasn't noticed yet. That looks like. xbox consoles behind you they're. They're fake. They are fake. There are pictures they send us some dummy units, just their hollow there's nothing in them. If you want see, it's just to get an idea of the size of them because the series s really small. Maybe not by Nintendo. Standards Nintendo fans are used to similar consoles but. Yes by xbox and or or quite frankly by playstation latest interested in. But yeah, there's a whole photo gallery comparing it to the switch and every other console that I have in my house here during during quarantine if you just Google G.. N., xbox series. comparison pictures or comparison picks. I think that should pull it up real quick. Nice. I was GONNA. Say Look how look how tiny consoles used to be. They got really big. Nintendo. Seventies. design. Here. But he ryan thank you so much for joining us for this Mario Chat for this discussion about the next Gen consoles but I know you didn't go run for next. Gen Console Watch. Show must go on thanks for having me guys. Doing. Likewise there ago and we're back with some more news and the other the only other piece of news besides the that really big piece news as far as like how expensive the playstations going to be. There are some announcements for tennis switch on. Line coming out on September twenty third. So we got donkey Kong country last week or last month rather. But now we're GONNA, get donkey Kong Country Two diddy conquest, and we're also going to get Mario's supercross which I would like to speak on. We're also getting the peacekeepers sat special cybernetic attack team I. Don't know anything about those other two games. First of all. You've fell into the traff. Game is actually called Donkey Kong country to did these conquests quest we that's right. I see I see. Don't worry. It's it's. It's a pun on conquest. Yeah Oh Eat. Now. Everybody everybody does that it's just funny and it's absolutely incredible useless. Knowledge if you can share that the party, if you just you go partying, walk up to people and actually. GonNa Parties in twenty two to actually did these conquest. Yeah. So that's you guys know I. Don't love the donkey Kong Country Games as much as I love the Mario Franchise, but I was always impressed with. Just, the commitment to absolutely bonkers secrets secrets everywhere in the series, and the second one is definitely a step up from the first one. So I, it's awesome that we get to play this. So soon after the I. D Casey. I'm looking forward to playing did his conquest because I feel like I've played the original donkey Kong more recently but I haven't played the sequel in a very long time. So yes, I actually any. Donkey Kong country in. Donkey. Kong country three I never played the second one. So Nice. Your tree us a very good game. Get Ready to conquest. And then they announced Mario supercross. As you said, I figured you would lead with the story because obviously this is by far. Yeah Sony Better Quiver in their boots because you know the old super famicom super pit crosses coming back It's it's it's a good game this. This is an early example of this beloved pick puzzle game no-no Graham series that you get to play. Now, it is going to be completely in Japanese. Couldn't be ours too I, heard some hackers. Sure translate what little daphnis is. Seriously it's not that hard people do Rom hacks all the time surely surely somebody can do this. Already exists out there somewhere of course it does but anyway it's Really if you've ever played a game it doesn't really need any explanation or you don't need to be able to read the stuff in there and if not, Nintendo also put out a how to play on guide for it in English. It's a good game, but it is. It is dated like it doesn't feel as good as the. s series that you use to on the switch, but it's You know it's like you're literally chipping away at blocks in this game. It's like it's got the stone. Motif and finding you know Mario characters and all of that behind the numbers some it's definitely worth a look that is about all of the news for this week. So and there's not really much out this week besides Mario unless. There's anything you guys want to talk about because I looked at the list and there wasn't really anything I thought. Yeah. I've only been playing Mario so. Stuff. We talked talked about last week to like unreeled and all that stuff is out But Yeah I went because of that I went back and played a little games. And that's a perfect segue. Sir what's your playing this week there? I because I've finally finished all these big long games across all these different systems I went back to picking up some no blade definitive edition where left it and was instantly remembered a reminded how much I like it you know I'm like thirty hours in continue to keep on playing. It takes a while to get back into the systems because you learn them over time when you don't play for a couple of months, it's like. How does this work again? would. You say that you're really feeling it I'm really feeling them. No I I really I really enjoy this game. I think it's great and then my daughter and I. You know we played through we played through donkey Kong country, tropical freeze together extolled its virtues last week, and so then we were looking for another switch co op game played some unrevealed plates Jairo Warriors got annoyed with it and we moved onto playing Captain Toad, which is. Fun To appoint and get super annoying co op because it's so hard to control the camera and do things together in some of the harder faster levels, and then we went back to Super Mario Brothers you Alexis. We're playing that in coop and I remember how absolutely that game it's So. evil. It's it is. It's a lot of fun I mean if you WanNa, be get mad at each other. Like play. Heartedly right. Yeah but but the takeaway is manna switch is a fantastic concept cope games. There's so many really really good coop games just from Nintendo and. Totally no, I already talked enough about pick crust but I don't think people know what a joy pick crossing coop is it's really good. To players fantastic adding I didn't even know that existed. Soga, it's you're sharing the same screen. You're you're solving things together but every point you put down counts towards your scores. So there's a little bit of a light competitive factor in that is really good. Are you planning anything else to sweep sides? Super Mario Three. Like I said, I did a minimum star run of sixty four did minimum shine ron of sunshine, and then I did sixty stars in galaxy the now I've been going back through I think I'm going to one hundred percent galaxy. I haven't done that since probably the game came out so. I'm going to go back through and try to get all those stars and then maybe I'll work my way back through the other two. But yeah. I'm for the foreseeable future I'm going to spend all of my time on switch plane. Mario because. She's Love Good Mario game you know. ME. Too. I'm looking forward to as well although I might not play Mario Sixty four for a while because we had, we had that game hooked up next to Sam's desk. We're still allowed in the office and like Yep. We just play a level every day and beat the beginning to get a star every day. So it's pretty fresh in my mind whereas I do. I haven't played galaxy in ever since it came out. Yes am I haven't played galaxy since I guess the month it launch took long time ago. I think I'M GONNA try out next Amman extinction today. So we'll see how that goes I'll come back next week with impressions. It's it's like it's A. Number of Nicholas Bray well-made to it's definitely it does. It looks it looks good excited to try it out. But without those are the Games we were playing. So let's get into question block and ask some questions and answers question. Is from Daniel Griffin and this question is actually from last week but I liked it a lot. So I wanted to bring it up and they ask what kind of game playing quirks or quirk do you have, for example, hoarding inventory and rarely or not using anything unless required not letting a character get kayode killed in RPG's, and if you do reload last save worried that you did not interact with every single thing in a town or an area, etc.. Do you have reading. He's reading my mind I I have to after all of those I am a horrible hoarder me to to Aguero keep things way too late like honestly I just noticed that a new Super Mario Brothers to like my inventory is always full. In resident evil I'm always out of inventories base I. Never WanNA use herbs. If I get damaged, I, reload the last checkpoint. And then. I would say the one thing you didn't Zelda always just carry way too many sorts at all never that will never be able to use like one of each element and all that. But I'm the one thing you didn't mention is when traversing just constantly jumping. Take I will I will I run through games? I don't just run I. Go you. Do the triple jump all your time and in sunshine always jump jump slide jump jump slide right like it or whenever you waiting for something like in a game you waiting for the elevator or something just constantly jumping that. Great at time it was it was faster to do the rump. EPS When you're an adult to right That's right. Yeah. It's like backflip all the way to the castle. I'd forgotten that you could do like a chain long jumps and sixty four. Hit L. and jump. So you're just like what who were who? Much space yeah. In what was it in twilight princess just constantly swinging the sword well running. Yeah. The stuff he describes. I definitely, I definitely hoard items in RPG's and stuff like. I get to like later stages in have like hundreds of high potions in Phoenix downs and mega lectures and stuff. Obviously I'm talking about final fantasy here. But yeah, that's. I'm pretty guilty of that. I heard stuff in in RPG's a lot. Yeah I'm also a constant jumper feel like I'm always you know hopping around. In Mario? Games. But yeah, you're not too far off base pair I feel like I'm right there with you so. I. When player Geez I have to talk to everyone in town or else like L. Feel like I've missed something but this is so this is something pokemon trained me to do because he have to talk to those NPC's to like maybe one of them will give you a free pokemon like pokemon yellow or an item or like I don't know there's a toddler tm there's a ton of important stuff that you get from talking to random NPC's so now I dislike while I guess I have to do this every time and if people are ever watching me play those games to get Really, sick and tired of it, and it takes forever to get games because of it. So I find that is one of the more annoying design things that have popped up over the years is this sort of this sort of Oh if I don't talk to every one I might I might miss out on a secret I find that to be annoying as is the like if you play games like us going I, wonder if there's anything in that house and then you spend five minutes in the answer is no and like. I feel like they're better ways to design those moments and actually xenobiotic definitive edition on your map. Carrots consequence of marked in green and so already that like that little thought. Things that you go because otherwise you run through town and guy goes like I hate the rain and then the next person's like the rain it's not so fun you like. Okay. ALRIGHTY YOU I. I I'm with you. I think it can break the flow of games when you feel compelled to talk to every characters in town. That is so when I was a kid I almost I used guides a lot 'cause i. just I don't know I still had phone with guides, but with Pokemon, that's why I had it open to new like, okay like where do I need to find all the items into poodle I talk to so I don't miss anything to come back. So I would have to that but I also heard and that's one of the other things I look up all the time is like, okay what items can actually sell because I'm always afraid of selling something that will become useful later on. End Up with a ton of stuff like. Inspire him. I just had boxes of random. Trash there was never really use. Yeah. She's wheels I. So appreciate Games that have a cell all junk button where you don't even know about it. That is yeah those. I mean you can really tell when people really thought through the design when they you ways to figure out the value of things so that you not constantly second guessing when you take an action a really like that at the same time, like you could argue while in real life you you don't you never know whether something as valuable and so maybe you need to hang onto it. But by it's just there's so many games that encourage bad behaviors the games, we just courage bad behaviors I love forty right like think about it like you just pick up random crap. Just, constantly checking every shelf is that really fun at add metro-wide prime to that where it's like the action gets interrupted because you're worried about missing out on scanning something because there are some scout some enemies, you'll never be able to scan later against you constantly go. This is like a first person scanner or like take the Arkham Games where you always pop it into detective vision to see something and so you spending most of the game most of the time of this incredibly. Black lives in Detective Vision Yeah Yeah I'M A. I'm a notorious detectives Pinger to that's a really bad habit too. That's funny. So those are gaming quirks I. Think we have time for one more short question, and this is from Jason Lynch to the ask are you playing any? Are you planning on playing any of the wild inspired games that are coming soon like immortals Phoenix raising or impact? Zak Yeah, I definitely. That immortals game looks awesome. And that's super stoked superstock for that I think that. We're just now getting to a point where we're seeing games that are. Breath of the wild likes. That the development cycle is just now getting to a point. Where ghosts of Sushi Ma and engine? An Odyssey. Yeah they're all sort of. A couple of years ago. So that one was a quick turnaround if there's wasn't anything implemented there but. Yeah that Immortal Phoenix rising game has terrible name but looks awesome like I really can't wait to play that game. I. saw four up. Get Guinchard impact is in the end. It looks visually similar about it is a very different game. It is much more RPG. Whereas Phoenix. Rising is a little bit more like an assassin's creed slash breath I mean I won't say. I will say. Nintendo did an amazing job with breath of the well. But some of the some of the gameplay elements were more reminiscent of UBISOFT open world gains, right? Like the whole kind of hours I mean the tower to unlock the region on the map like that sort of stuff was in ubisoft games before it was in Zelda game. Like that. So it's interesting to see now games reaction reacting to breath of the wild and what breath of the wall. TATUM. Was this kind of tackled approaches engraved figure out a way on how to get up on that mountain go ahead right whereas like a lot of gains put up walls or Kavak closed-door doors only open one. Happens. They'll like a knock yourself out if you can. You can muster up the to climb up there go for it and then you get killed by a frigging lionel or something. Or you get all the way up there and it's like Purple Ruby and you're like, oh. Okay. That's yet. Sometimes the purple but we're be is all you need it's last thing get enough. Or you find a Korac and drop a rock on their. A. Perfect. With that that is about all we have for ten voice chat this week. Remember you can catch us on Thursdays at three PM Pacific Time. Week and remember Nintendo voice chat is the only place you can. Get the thing.

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Mario 35: A Celebratory Retrospective

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Mario 35: A Celebratory Retrospective

"Welcome back to the podcast. I'm adam chest we've discussed in pretty serious topics on this channel and then we discussed some pretty also serious topics on this channel but the topic we're going to discuss today. I feel like is the most serious most important topic. We've covered on the podcast. Do you know what i'm talking about. Are you asking me or are you asking the audience. I'm asking whoever's listening you or the audience or i agree. This is unbelievably serious topic that we're about to discuss. If you're just no way around it you have a seat sit down. Take a load off. You know embrace for impact because this topic It it goes deep about about thirty five years deep. If if i'm doing math correctly so for those of you don't know who's super mario is. How explain how you can have access to a podcast but have no clue who super mario is. A podcast in english does anybody that exists. That doesn't area super mario his he. He is one of the most brand recognizable brand brands in the world. It's it's a pretty big If it's not the biggest brand in the world that's pokemon but is a programmatic. Bigger than mario money was. Yes really. oh yeah. Pokemon is bigger than anything moneywise except figure the disney except for human trafficking. Intendo last week announced nintendo. Or what was it. You're thirty five. Is that right. The yes though they they announced the mario direct which had been rumored since march that. These games are going to happen. That this was gonna be a big deal but obviously something else happened march. That kinda kinda overshadowed mario's thirty fifth anniversary. Black lives matter net. Now that's been around since like twenty fifteen. Okay okay I have no idea what you're talking about. Don't know i had to google it. What big event. Worldwide event happened in march. I don't remember anyway but he got overshadowed. Oh yeah the animal. Crossing anima crossings came out for the switch. That's what it was what it was the. Yeah let's just talk about the director of quick. Because i'm curious to know what your thoughts are. The story of mario is the story of males myo Game like Daca gone down to the arcade game donkey kong. I think in nineteen eighty one and then that's generally recognized millennial beginning right. It's usually like eighty the earliest. She'll see eighty three the latest lot of times. You know so. It's right there like there's since we were born donkey. Mario and since we were old enough to remember things the simpsons right. Yeah that's true. Yeah has ever been a memorial in simpsons. Crossover seeing were like there. There's been a reference or something in the simpsons. I am sure they've been plenty of references in the simpsons to mario ammonia had abi. But i mean there was the simpsons game on the yes. There's been a lot of simpson's gapes so they had to make at least one reference. Yeah in homer. Hail mary pass. He came off the italian story. America tour bus to laugh at homer so home through barrels style donkey kong and more your climbs into bar strauss to avoid them as eventually killed by one. Mario with this luigi brother or his brother. Luigi are to to the citizens of bro. land mario as the starship marvelous games. He were a trademark red. Hab blue dungarees and a red shirt and no mlb party of him also appeared in the simpsons game. See i didn't realize. I think i remember the one where homer stone the barrels adam. Kind of remember that. So he's been in five episodes. Marge not not. Marge be not proud. Homer needs hemery pass. Oh brother were dell pay pal and the incredible lightness of being a baby along with being in the simpsons game and also of you comic books simpsons comic books. Just yeah. You're i think you're right. Mario is the story. Of millennials is the is the history of millennials. Just the history of mario It's like the beginning of breath of the wild. Where like or not the beginning. But at one point or impetus like the history of roles the history of the calamity and the history of millennials is. I can't do her voice. The history of millennial hostess the history of the mario so there is a website called. I think it's just super. Mario was the super mario thirty five website. Thirty five dot com. Is it out. Or if i'm right which will just move you to mario dot nintendo dot com. Yes and then you can get all your you learn everything from nine thousand nine hundred five all the way up to twenty seventeen. Which is the last main. Mario game right now is odyssey. Yes to learn the entire time. Line of mario through the years score with a time line as long as we're not talking about a donkey kong to which apparent or donkey kong junior it's not dot com twos donkey kong junior. No one talks about that. Apparently or mario kidnaps donkey kong and donkey. Hong son has to go rescue his father from mario. Nobody likes to put picture. Mario as the bad guy. But there've been some fan theories about maureen being the bad guy. Free to look at us up mario's socialist. What was the one at home right. Yeah there's a lot of game theory and like other you too thank. you did. Mario's a socialist mario's a narcissist. I don't remember if he was a bad guy. Maury as a socialist but the narcissist definitely. He's the bad guy series of about how princess peach actually like wants to go be with our and the more you're actually keeps kidnapping her from those her well as yes as we know i'm not gonna spoil an indie game which kinda plays plays on that exact same thing where there isn't any game that does that where we're not mario but someone else who's going to rescue the princess it turns out to be. You're not rescuing the princess you're the aggressor but you're so caught up in yourself. You think you're rescuing and also let's face it who is buzzer. Having kids with alia's one kid right. He has a lot of kids. They just don't count them anymore but i'm pretty sure bowser junior and super mario sunshine no that well because i've never beaten super mario sunshine. Because i hate that game like half. The population of mario fans hate sunshine. Well it's probably like force hate sunshine in. There's that vocal minority who really loves sunshine. So i never played sunshine. I've never played. I've never really liked three. D mario. i don't particularly like sixty four. Never played sunshine or other galaxy. And i've played through odyssey once but another replay value in it. But i've i've never just take the time to go back and play through again. So i did preorder the three three Three d. all-stars with sunshine galaxy and sixty four and galaxy to has been limited from that. There is no galaxy to. I don't know why people keep talking about this game like it exists. it clearly does not exist. It's like a it's like she's island into not ever admit that exist well. They've made several yoshi island games. Yeah she always sees island yoshi new island yoshi story and that gets into yoshi willie world yoshi crafted world. Never put any of those games. I've never finished tail end. I don't think i've ever beaten. You know she's island. I've my mom has mom one hundred percent at that game love to do that type of thing. Video games back in the day. I was like i'm not that type of person. The only i've only one hundred percent very few games but most of those are mario games because they're much easier to one hundred percent nineteen eighty five super. Mario brothers comes out. Yes and if you're curious it was september thirteenth nineteen eighty five. So wait wait. Adam is that this week I don't know what day it is. yes i think. Sometimes they're not sure what today's date is hanging on limited kamar calendar here. It's a week from today. Okay there we go a week from today s. I don't know what day this podcast is. Going on but Yes so and japan on september thirteenth nineteen eighty five super mario brothers releases for the famicom system which in the us is known as the nintendo entertainment system. We don't know when it released in the us. If i remember correctly yeah which is wild to think about but back then you know who's going to keep up with that that's not that important. It was just a game. Nobody thought it was going to be what it was. But it's kind of weird that the probably the most important video game one of the most important video games of all time don't know when it released in the us sometime during quarter four. Nigeria eighty five. Says at and it's just wild to think about that. I'm pretty sure that this is one where people try to research it and never have been able to figure out exactly. I could be wrong on this. It could be another game that they've done that with Much trucks and just said never get to. The stores are arsalan light. It wasn't as it wasn't like a big kept secret back in nineteen eighty-five video games. It's not like you're gonna put the plot all up on the internet. It's also not like you can spoil the plot of a super mario game which almost makes super mario games. Perfect in the fact that you know what you're getting there's nothing to be spoiled about. It's just a platformer straightforward. It's a platform where he don't play it for the story. It's always funny when people like added like the story of this game and it's like why are you playing the story this game. It's like saying. Tetris is a great puzzle game but seriously story is lacking terrible. It's like saying the last of us great game but just the platforming sucks. It's not apply for like. I don't get when people are like this. Is this game because of this. This like that's not a negative review of the game. That's just a personal opinion. It's not trying to be that type of game. Mario games will always have very thinly veiled stories. The three-day mario the -tuni- mario barely had a story at all the trump. You'll see super. Mario galaxy has pretty decent back story to it. But that's what makes it fun. Delay kind of crazy stories like around like copa series and kobe. Like maps like tarzan Together identified so fun to play with from like a lor sort of storytelling perspective. In trying to put together these timelines if people try and put the like which came actually took place. I was it yours island or was it some other game or like houses all time. Line of the answer is yoshi island. Yoshi silent definitely comes. Before any mario game where. Mario is the protagonist yes. If you've not played super mario world to yoshi island go ahead and play it. It's fine it has one of the greatest intro songs of all time if you just leave the u. on the opening screen and just leave it on. It just gets into some amazing music. You gotta leave it on for a few up about fifteen seconds before it really kicks in trenton. Before it's it's probably my top five list of opening credits. Music super mario brothers to out in ada and actually remember very young now. We're going down the street to the neighbor's house and like watching them. Play and thinking. I was written using the greatest thing of all time and i was probably like four or five or something like that. Yeah i love super mario brothers sue. I know a lotta people are like super. Mario brothers to the rip off american version. It's like yeah the reason why it exists is because nintendo of america played the original super. Mario brothers to into this is too hard for americans they will not like it and so they turned duckie. Dokie panic. I don't know the full name of it into which was created by sharon miyamoto creator of super mario brothers He is other gave me created. They turned it into a mario game. and it worked and let's be honest. The original japanese super mario brothers to is terribly awful game. It is unfair. Get into fair games. You have to do a lot of where you cannot see where you're jumping to. And that is a terrible way to do a platformer. it is not in what mario games have become. It does not hold up to the standard that mario games have now and the standard didn't exist back then of course but there is a standard of hal. Mario game runs. And it's one of the things. I noticed when i play like indie games or third party games that forget like a play a lot of mario zelda forget like how much time and effort over thirty something years that they've found formulas of how to make good game play. Make it fair to the to the person where you don't just have to look into something where you're actually guided into it in you get their logically in. It's not just like keep trying until you hit the right point or go down. The you got a pickup pipe. Which is mario maker term. Where you get where you make a level that has twenty pipes and you have to pick one of the twenty pipes leads you to the finish and the other nineteen will kill you. You don't get that in mario games. You don't get that kind of just like if you're lucky you win the level. If you're unlucky if you just pick the wrong one you die while they were beating. Boss levels are blues to the regional beaten it with family or friends on the allstars version. Which after you'd be each level all-star version. That's you start you always you save after each level right turn you. Don't die and start back at one. One right yeah. I've never been in a version by like. I like the physics of all stars where they did. The they sort of made the physics more mario world ish for all stars like the jumpings better. The trolls are more responsive. Everything more fluid and more Just better more. Better fisher and i think I don't know if we've talked about it on the podcast. But we've definitely talked about it on her youtube playthrough. Super mario world adamant i both are big super mario world fans. And that's probably like the first mario game where where he both really got into. I don't know if that's true for you but that was like my first video game. They're really learned how to do without any help at had some experience with the verse. Three mario brothers marvelous to us and Mario brothers three. I think i was too young to really understand. Like the concept of how to play them and then when more your world came out it was like fresh console refresh game. I would like play that shit all the time in day. Care when would how. I've been six seven and at home like go to the neighbor's house play over there. He had more yo pain which was also a little later on but we play more. You paint a lot. But yeah we'd like the morio world levels in mario paint so it was cool anyway. Yeah i mean a super. Mario world is an easier game than super. Mario brothers supermarkets to super mario brothers. Three three was the expert game. They basically said if you can play three we. This is mario experts and then when they went to a new console. They're like okay. We're gonna make it a little bit easier. And that they not only made it easier. They just made the level design. Just look good. It felt good. It sounded good. It's really like the top level. This is one of the reasons why i think. When you see like rom hacks. Almost every mario rom the bulk of rom hacks in general i feel like our from super mario world. That's the one that's the hacked people of everybody knows who knows rom hacks have Probably heard of mario Which was the original really. Hard mario rom hack which iran hackers. You just take the memory make. Your own levels is a graphics or ukraine graphics for doing so and true rom hacks are the quote unquote legal from hack. Sustain call him the legality of from texas little dicey. But you're just using what's of the game you're using natural game and you're just telling it to read things differently so it creates this level and so a lot of people who play 'em play with an actual super mario world cart the cartridge and they just plug something in it. That tells it to read it differently. The red the the hand held game boy games. Mario land immoral and to which it mentioned marlin to at all in the In the direct they only or your land. They cut out a few games from the direct. But yeah super. Mario into a much different type of game that they borrowed some of the mara world graphics and in game. Boy gameboy is used them. I like land. Land to land is very much like super mario brothers. It's just i think it's four four worlds four levels each obviously they couldn't put us could make it as long as as the original game because smaller cartridges which was a big deal back then in super marlon to is like six or seven world six worlds. Because you gotta get six golden coins so you beat six worlds. Beat the boss in each of those. They have anywhere from two to five levels. I think in each world. So it reminds you a lot of super mario world and then you go into the final castle and then beat the final boss and so it has a very super. Mario world fill. I've gotten to the final boss. A warrior new didn't know I've got you have to hit him. Nine times i've gotten like six on the his heart and just a member like quitting. Like i can't do this and i just never beaten that game. I've gotten within three hits of beating that game but just could not do it. Because i was like this is hard and i don't care anymore so all right so just to kind of bring back to us like for what like nine or ten years. We had the mario party every summer. Right through whose house was going to be or whatever and we play all the main line moyo games including the game. Boy games marlon marlon to beat moorland to no donnie. Did it once. I think it was ryan. Who did it all the time. It was after like mario party five. We stopped it was after our fifth. Mario playing game the ink. I don't know if we want to say the name. Mario party 'cause very after fifth video game playing tournament thingy whatever we call that we stopped playing exclusively mario games and now like when we play. It's a very few. Mario came. Skip it more. There was one year where we ended up. Just only playing. Mario games just randomly susan nineteen ninety-three all-stars comes out. That was such a love that game that was that was like the pinnacle of my childhood. Go back and play all the originals. Plus this new thing oslo's at never even seen before didn't have a clue what that was but man. Yeah do you. Do you remember playing loss levels in the first time you've got the was a poison mushroom and you're like what just happened. I just died okay. So now there are power ups that can kill you. So then i never played. Mario land three warrior land. Never the which is not trillion. Mario game because You play as warriors the main character in it. It started the warrior land series. Where you play us worry you For like several games. I forgot how long i think there were three warrior lands. That's weird that land is super mario land three. And then there's a warrior three something like is that super mario land five hour just cut off the super. Mario land three. They're trying to sell it to make sure people would. It was maybe marketing. Yeah it's weird. You super mario land to the bad guys. Mario super mario land three the goodguys. Worry oh so it's almost as if like donkey kong talkie kung junior where he plays the good where you play the bad guy and tonky kong and then he plays the good guy in seekonk to or junior where you're facing off against the bad guy who is what mario morio is. The bad guy pasta skip there were. You're never played that until maybe ten years ago. Play that as a kid. That was played a lot but it. It's not a mario game. Among opinion it's not a true mainland. Mario game because you do not play. Mario don't count. Luigi mentioned as mario games. Because you cannot play. As mario sixty four comes out and i spent more time on goldeneye on sixty four th ever did in more sixty four so mark. Sixty four came out and ninety six. I didn't get soup. I didn't get the in sixty four until ninety eight. I got it for christmas but with it came prepackaged with the super mario sixty four. It was the game that came with the console right back in the day when you had games that came with consoles. They still do that. He's not consoles. Didn't have a game come with it. Got more courtesy with switch. I'll you got one of those deals. I got the switch the day it came out so i didn't get a game with Separately got for the frigging. When i bought the we i got Think we sports sports is amazing game. Tomorrow it's not mario but it's a frigging awesome game. We sports resort is better as skipped over gamecube. I skipped over you. Yeah skipped over we you as well which apparently so didn't intend to what is what is super. Mario brothers deluxe Super mario brothers deluxe is a new version of super mario brothers where it has like updated graphics count like in super mario all stars version and then it has an over world which isn't much of an over world it's just going from world war one and all that you can get it on the I think you can get it for three s and we you are on their virtual console. Okay because i never even heard of that before this page. But i definitely love super mario sixty four going back to that even though i didn't play until two years after it came out a definitely got one hundred and twenty starch that donnie. Our friend that we've talked about obviously many times as you may know we may have said this was a big video game fan and he was the first person to get the hundred and twenty stars on a cartridge on a save file for me and then i went back and did it several times but at the time back when a I wasn't good enough at it. He could do it in like four or five hours. he was really into. This stuff has kind of like why. I wanted to go over this just to kind of recap all the sort of memories ago along with the planes games and sort of thing about that stuff for a little bit. I never had a in sixty four. Always go over with donayre you or somebody else to blame sixty four and i never beat for. I don't think i've ever. I'll still think morris sixty four in a week. You can or two weeks about two weeks when i get the three world all stars when i taught. Yeah three d all stars. Three thirty world is coming to the switch next year. Yeah that to the three d. landed either. I have played very little a three d world. But i've heard so many great things about it for those who beaten it I play. I have three ended up beating that several times. So there's nothing but love for three d world that i keep hearing and so getting a new version of it on the switch and also apparently with extra content. That is just amazing. I'm not sure what it's gonna look like. I can't wait wanna know what the badgers furious. Who's cold yeah. I think so i wanna let looks pretty interesting. Yeah i kinda wanna know it. Also of don't want them to give us any more information about it right. Yeah yeah. I know what you mean. Yeah this is. This is the thing. Sometimes they just give out with video games. They wanna give you out all the information you can get and i used to purposely not watch flight watch the first trailer and then watch nothing else so i can go in knowing as little as possible about a video game because i just wanna play. It and i did that with super mario odyssey. I didn't wanna know too much about it before a plate like i played it. It took me two weeks to beat it. Because i couldn't play it often. I wanted to. And i didn't watch a single youtube video. Turn that whole time. That talked about i was like i don't want to do it until i got right at the end. And i certainly. I couldn't stop watching. I just wanna know right. Everybody's talking about asu can't wait. Yeah i did that with a with fog for that. They announced late. the first revolve for. Because i've i talked to fall out. I played the original fallout back. In the nineties. And then played fallout to numberplate. Any other spinoffs like tactics are Those then followed three came out. I got really in the fall. Three fallout new. Vegas came out really falling vegas. And then when they announced pa four. I watch first trailer. Sopping attention priori Way to get played through it on xbox and then after i played through that would go back. See eligible at found like easter eggs or secrets are alternate routes Different allopathic stuff. but anyway. that's inside so then. After marcy forwarders like a huge gap the only thing new their released with sunshine for like ten years. Almost like superman advance where they re release games on new console. Super mario sixty forty s and all that but super mario sunshine is one of those where you either loved it or you hate it. And there's really not much middle grant. And i was on the hate side. Yeah i never liked that game. I don't en- look beautiful. Just thought it was a silly concept. And i just did not like the flood. I just did not like that power up. Felt like it was trying something. And i didn't feel like it was smooth. It was a it. Was the last. Open world mario game. We got for long time. We had super mario sixty four which was the first like the foray into three d. What three games could be like because everybody was going into three d. in the mid nineties. And how do you make a good. Three game was the question that was truly three dimensional kind of more open world and nobody knew and in super mario sixty four came around and everybody was like. That's how you do it right and then can sorry guide. Now's to say with marc's before time goldeneye crash bandicoot crash vindicates. Not even tree three date like it's three d assets but it's a very tutti plane right. Yeah that's true. It's i would question. I always feel like it's three s. I think it's technically considered like three d. on rails or something maybe was the donkey kong game that came out where you could play the original donkey kong through like some sort of virtual thing or something donkey kong sixty four. Yeah so the the the baseline like standard-setters if he noticed we talked about also banjo Which we did not mention. But i never got into banja But i know we can't talk about can't prop up donkey kong sixty four in not prop up. Banjo can which is a better version of donkey. Kong sixty four. So i've heard i've never actually played. Bench replaces one of them. I've seen but countryman's a but you can see like we just mentioned like donkey kong sixty four bench. Okay we eye. Legend of zelda of time super mario sixty four crash bandicoot and Which was a different type of three d. And let's see. What are those three three companies made all this so obviously nintendo which was the developer. Saen seldon mario on goldeneye banjo. Kazoo dotcom sixty four. That was a rare rare railway and then of course everybody crash bandicoot was naughty dog. They're they're a little bit more famous for other things. He's tastes last of us. Yeah wow three really good Developers rare doesn't really exist anymore unfortunately not in the same vein that used to. I remember that that time period from light from tomorrow four came out to the time you new super mario came out. It was like this huge long gab. Waiting for game. I thought morrison way too weird. I never even got into that. So i didn't count but then i definitely got into mario sunshine and it was very disappointed but anyway but that was like those years my transition from high school into young adult and then new super mario lopez came out for the ds bought the s. And that was when. I got back into playing mario. I never played through. Galaxy never played through three land airplay through galaxy to and i room playthrough marble as you until i played it on the switch because everybody we you snooze super mario brothers really that game. I got it on the three d. s. amount. Excuse me on the ds In fortunately employed on the three s. Which i like. Better than the fds is. Just just not great. But the three d. it's beautiful comparatively obvious anyway long story that got me into like speed running in a lotta ways. A hat really cared it that much before. But i start realizing like how fast can i beat new. Super mario brothers in that was the first time i really cared about my time and i wasn't great at it. I was like forty to forty five minutes. Was how fast how long it took me to beat new super mario brothers but that didn't let into the love of wanting speed super mario world And then watching speed runner's speed run for Try to be competitive it but that really got me into the love of like. How fast can you beat the game. And that led to our our plane through. Mario are mario parties. That we've had was like to beat as many mario games in a single day which means you had to be fast are fun to refund days because like we'd have like for five or six tv set up with different consoles each one. We take turns I'd start on. Mario brothers three and then i would never be that. I'd always let donny. Donny wasn't great at it either so it just took us. It was a game that we'd none of us were really super great at but we would never practice it right so we'd always fail badly for a long time but i don't were plan. Project played was it played through land and World now was pretty much all the ones. I was good at the rest of was never good at three. Four three said not not go with those man so like a lot of memories with like all the time. I was like four or five years old to now older than four or five years old actually older and now they come out with. Its whole package thing call. These direct thing is going on five direct it was. I really enjoyed it. As i said the rumors had been going around for a while that this was going to happen. There's going to be a big mario thirty-five university in some a lot of things got cancelled. Like there's probably going to be. Japan was hosting the twenty twenty olympics and some theory that mario was going to be heavily involved in that. Obviously the super nintendo world or super nintendo land was opened universal and japan and that got delayed same as the olympics. So some of the things that we're going to happen got delayed. And there's like super mario three Three d world was probably supposed to come out this year but got delayed Do the pandemic and The three d. All stars for all i know three all stars may maybe it was supposed to have galaxy too but they were running into troubles of getting in on the game because of pandemic stuff and working from home and they just decided to cut from as they had everything else set up for for all. I know that could be very well. Intended got hit hard with the pandemic. i think it delayed a lot of their stuff that they were working on that they hadn't had fully finished. And i've heard people say like there's really secretive Company so it's hard for them to transition to work from home because they can't keep the secrets that will and everybody. Anybody who pays attention knows they are highly secretive and they throw out a lot of like they keep very quiet about what they're doing until they're ready for you to know in the latino in the shut they'll just be quiet again until they're ready for you to know more stuff and you just get these leaks and as all you get from. I like the direct. I think there's probably a lot more that was going to be in it. A lot of other cool stuff they were going to do. Probably at e three. If he three happened it was going to be a big mario e three. So it's sad to think about the potential of what would have been. It's also weird to think about. Super mario thirty five was a bigger deal to them than super. Mario twenty five like they didn't do anything for the twenty fifth anniversary They did a few things but nothing is been against what they're doing for thirty five. Yeah they put all sorts on the we remember that and put something zelda when they had their twenty fifth anniversary they put out a video game scoured scored they put out like an they had a tour of the zelda music. I went to it was wonderful. And mario's like yeah sure. Twenty five years of our of the thing that made our company what it is spray or pokemon came along made us billionaires not the individuals in the company. Actually nobody who works for nintendo's a billionaire. I don't think i went along spill about random stuff. I want to pick a board. There's more your thirty-five thing or a quick. And i wanted to divert. We'll we'll linked to the direct in as well because you can watch it on nintendo dot com or an intimacy to page. But we should link to that. Yeah we will murder court. life got mention. We've read talking about. Mario kart at all. But i spent half my childhood playing frigging morio card on super nintendo super mario but not start playing. Mario kart until mario kart sixty four. Play my brother amara car. Well both my brothers. My sister my dad. My mom Donnie owner who else but Yeah lot of thrown controllers memorial zero for the longest time. I didn't get into. Mario kart really until the ds. The mario eight deluxe. I love that game. I don't know why adam. And i have not faced off against each other playing it sometime route. Should of we're going to do a video for that. We used to live stream. What did you say. I was thinking like a one off like instead of playing for like an hour or so. That'd be cool. Run my credit. That would be great. Maybe maybe we can do. Maybe i'll have like any videos. Put up by then have had a very busy like month of august into september. And so i've been lacking on getting videos out of a backlog of zola playthrough yes got a backlog of a few things as only released in the past month is my little one minute or coming you well. If you saw for about five weeks. I had video going boom boom boom because i put those all together in like june and july and just put him on the page into have all come out because i knew i was going to be super busy in iran our videos but didn't have time to make more videos. Sorry this is a hobby. This isn't job. Yeah videos pay tory. Yeah pay us in. Will he will put out more videos. Because i've got plenty of ideas forgetting followers real patriot. Like everyone else does so more thirty five nothing to one thing that irritates me about war thirty five years. No aside from like the memorial court live home circuit saying and the badgers fury. There's no real new content here to speak of and this is. This is just rumors. I wonder if there's other stuff they were going to do that. They just couldn't get to but it is interesting how it's very much past unit which i get it. It's a history thing it's about the past but it seems like this has been a great time to put out the next big mario game on the switch and they had plenty of time to put together a to d mario game which hallows which four years now three. And a half yeah. They've had time i now. I'm not the the small group of people. But i really loved the new super. Mario brothers games. So i would love to new super. Mario switch yeah homie to or if there were different I do like the idea of the game. And watch with. Mario brothers Mother's loss levels. And then the little game watch. Mario thing was always a little things as it could've done more with that. I think they would have put allstars on. Watch out have been awesome. Yeah i'm wondering. Yeah they they could have done. All they couldn't have done all stars necessarily ecstatic. What a game and watch looks like Put out Mario brothers loss levels marburg to and marbles Well yeah they could have done that because a if you're looking at the i'm looking at the email i got sent. You can sign up for an antidote newsletter. And you get emails on this stuff. So i'm looking at my email with all the stuff they released in. It shows a picture of the game and watch him. They obvious they couldn't do a stake. They would have had more buttons if they wanted to put out like super mario world but it is big enough that they could have easily put in like the entire. Any s library could go in. That sense is that it is now the. Yeah but i think it's cool. I glad you're doing something with it. I'm glad there are addressing that console to people who've never seen it before the idea kind of gimmicky. Hopefully it's not too expensive and much gonna cost. It's fifty dollars. But good luck getting a one because it's limited quantities pruder's up yet preorder been up in already sold out like in england for us. The preorders not up yet. I haven't seen maybe on amazon. It was up. I don't know our game stop. It might have been up but From what i've seen. I don't know if the preorders been up anywhere yet. Upside just says priority tells coming soon check back for more of her asian and i guarantee you if possible but see i watch and then three world finally coming to the switch. I've been waiting on that. Because i'd never played through it because it's been on with you. The whole time has ever come to the switch. Yes this is a great game. This pretty much kills the The we you ties. Now because all orig- all major original games on the we you either a better version of it or has been ported to the switch that sound in the background so many vacuuming the it is what it is on s- anyway they work most which awesome bazzars fury. I'm intrigued wanna see what that is. Three all star suite vicious few times this first time playing through sunshine and galaxy and i will try to be sixty four hours they would have done more with the sixty four port like what they did with Sixty four ds. They added like other characters. You play as i wish you were done that with this or put in your sheer but in the g or something but they just kinda poured it and then kind of touched up the graphics limited i think i mean truthfully we don't know they might have added some extra stuff to it but probably not. I would've loved to see seeing the ds version. Port it a little bit. Something like the ds version where usually get like fifteen or twenty thirty more stars. I'm excited for that out. I'll see what it looks like. Maybe we'll do something with on the general been captured thing now. You capture card. So i like see atom place through super mario sixty four. I don't know if i could do without getting frustrated but it would be funny and then jay is and then you can do that. Assume they didn't patch it out so that was really it for the director side from legs. They'll the crossover stuff in the merchant craft put now well also. We can't forget they're having a battle. Royale super mario brothers game. Oh yeah that's but there there again gimmicky shit. Because they're making a limited time thing. There's no reason for any of this stuff to be limited like there's no reason to limit downloads of mario with three stars and there's no reason to limit i guess hardware reasons limit game watch and to make the drive the price up and make it more exclusive yada yada. But they'll probably do game watch. What the with the s and s an snes many consoles. They'll probably just do a first run. They call limited jack the price up a little bit and then release it later on for a lower price or for less limited run and then but they're three stars is limited again And then the thirty five battle. Royale thing where. It's like tetris. Ninety nine but with. Mario like that's a really cool idea. Bev already seen that in rom hacks before you know what i mean. Yeah yeah it's really cool. I think it. I wish they would do more with it I think there could have been a lot more done to it. And i think part of the reason why it's limited is they just don't want to put the server space for it after a long period of time. They're just like we're done. Yeah but they got tetris dedicated to space. So well do. They have tetris. sturdy dedicated server space or just. Tetris have did it. Tetris dedicated server space. I don't know. I don't know who's paying for line Nine whenever whenever. I want. But the will say i've heard a lot of different theories analyzed different talk about super mario three all sorts being limited run. It is six months gives you plenty of time to buy it. People are talking about like ebay now. It's being scout for one hundred dollars which is weird because you can still preorder. It has regular price at game. Stop best buy amazon etc role mart. That's just like what they're freaking out about for the blink way to ep at you about that again the like two months ago. The freaking dogs eating dogs ep from blink was put up on link-up site ver- preorder and they announced that the time that was going to be up for preorder and then like a five thirty five morning. My time or something like that goes on preorder could sold out within minutes. I get a copy pre-ordered but then sold out. They do another small rowling thirty minutes later like fifty copies or something like that and then that sells out and then not twenty minutes later within an hour. The first preorder going up the one hour you on ebay and are copies of this record. Which is five songs lakeway. Two dogs eating dogs for three hundred dollars on ebay the shedding come out yet about people. Just this is for people who appreciate the band or the game or whatever it is talking about now for frequent scalpers and flippers on ebay. So that's my rant pisses me off grim and not a lot of people are blaming are getting upset with nintendo. I don't think you can get upset with nintendo for people trying to scout the game already when the game is not come out yet and you can apparently still pre-order it pretty well. That's not nintendo's fall that people are doing it. I don't know if people are actually it for one hundred dollars or actually going on there and yeah it's just it just pisses me off anyway. If if you're going to ebay to get a preorder of a game that hasn't come out yet. Any seat for one hundred dollars that somewhat on you yeah. I've got my own by copies of both three rolled and three all pre-ordered on amazon. And what do you think about logo. Super mario i really want the. Es three hundred dollar any s swan but that's also three hundred dollars. I haven't seen what that does assume what what does it do. It doesn't do my well. I mean i think it has like e complaint as mario through level but for the most part. It's just one of those things you build in. It's for the space. I was just a little model does actually do anything. People are like you could buy the real in. es for cheaper and like that's not what it's about. It's about lego blocks and it's about this. I bought a hundred when i was like twelve years. Old one hundred dollar pirate ship. Which is yeah i still have. I don't play with it. I still haven't it's not about playing with. It's not about what it can do. It's about what it is and it's about putting it together and just keeping this amazing little fun thing that you can keep for years exclusive lego nintendo entertainment system and the style gic eighties style. Tv did you play marbles back in the day or do you just love hands on creative building challenge with the difference either way. This brick built system is packed with realistic details including an opening slot for the game pack and controller connecting cable. Plug the concept of retro tv featuring a flat eight bid morio figure on screen scrolling screen plus an action brick in action. Burgess scam with lego. Morio so reacts to onscreen enemies obstacles power ups just like the super mario brother dyslexic mario game when lego morio is put on top it even plays the original soundtrack Two hundred twenty nine dollars temporarily out of stock on lego's website. Well nasa got mickey a mickey mouse and minnie mouse. Bill will characters for a hundred and seventy nine dollars. If you just can't get enough you're disney begin. Legacy stepped up. They crap on this thing. Even has a lego cartridge. You can plug into the actual lego morio cartridge like any s cartridge. I dunno man. i'm. I don't think i'll be buying that earn cuban now i want it. I don't know if i'll be buying. This is kind of like with the game and watch. If i don't get it so you get at least like share that experience with a kid that is true. She's a little young right now. You can you keep it in a box. Boiler closet when time comes you know. I bought this thing before it's sold out a couple of years ago. Let's play with it. So that's why i want. The mario kart live home circuit. I think that'd be so fun with the kid. Yeah yeah but you gotta have plenty of. That's the thing with that. You'd have plenty of room for that Fortunately the way my house is set up. I can make a race track pretty easily. I think you have plenty of room. Apartments don't have plenty of room for that. The check i mean six feet or something. So i would. If i lived in my tiny apartment. I used to live in room for it but right now i have a decent floorspace which is mostly covered with baby toys. But you better believe. Move all those baby toys all the way and just set up my track i have. I have an area where basically you can go in a circle and get from point a to point. b. I've never lived in the place where you could do that where you could in my life in any home i've ever lived. There was only like one directional rates. Now have two different ways to get to the point. You bought that house. Or you can play mario frigging cart life. Yes i i was a out. I figured it out before i even knew. I figured it out ahead. Plan like Mario ever comes out into the over over. The mario kart virtual the virtual race remote control. Track thing with all kinds of weird props that you can put out anyway. I'm i. I got the force base for it but i know there are people have a lot more floor space than i do. But i've got the ability to go in a circle. You've got plenty. You've got a pretty big house Alz consider you got. He likes three stories. But it's for all the video game parties. Yeah some more thirty five. I'm excited for it. I'm kind of in shock that it's been thirty five years already I feel like There should be more to this package than us. Oh i've heard rumors that there's more to announced The mario thirty five special apparently is going through the end of march which my guests pandemic delayed everything by half a year. I think it was supposed to start. Probably in like mayor june and go through the end of the year but then it got pushed back from september which courses win the actual mario thirty fifth anniversary is until march of next year. Why march of next year. Who knows maybe that's when they're going to start the zell. The thirty fifth the of the into no considers to be its fiscal year right because the school year. Whatever they that's like they're planning out releasing a little bit now. They released allstars releasing three all stars. They're they're staggering the release cycle so the Basically just dragging the release cycle through the quarter gives her the rest of the fiscal year. And then i just want to see a new game as once new moyer game. That's not odyssey sub. I wanted to see odyssey graphics. The odyssey game play. But super mario sixty four or recall over the too. But i've years man. Thirty five years. Favorite mario game go. Oh world. easy fay yeah. That's a no-brainer world. Though as high from world aside from world truthfully. it's odyssey. Yeah i love honestly. I think it smooth as i really think it. It's open world. It's like sixty four. Except i think does it but analysts controversial opinion. Thank it does better than sixty four and obviously it has a better than sunshine superman. Sixty four super. Mario sunshine in super mario odyssey are the only true like open world games because the gal games are kind of very small worlds. They're not the big like you get in. I just think odyssey does it. Best gonna go with three marlboros three as my second place. Because i spent a lot of time planning able. I be the few times i spent a lot of time. Playing that game both on The s and the knee all started version. Yeah and if you have nintendo switch online go play super mario all-stars which came out this week. Yeah and you can at last week you can add me and justice friends will play with you him for line i will anyway. Alpa my agent and The little description below. I will probably not play with you for the simple reason that i generally don't play with people often. Sorry so. I think we should do the more card special thing and Yeah i think we've come to the end of the episode my friend yes We may be celebrating our own. Super mario thirty fifth anniversary with a bunch of super mario Content like are on our youtube page like checkout in preparation for this. We played the entire super. Mario world because we thought about it. Being thirty fifth anniversary of super mario world amid super mario brothers. That's why we did that honestly. Threes recording Podcasts is just general style love for the game for the character and honestly the thing with I appreciate with them is that they're just video game company like they're not trying to go out and do eighty thousand like sony and microsoft. They're a video game company but there also a everything else company but then there was just like we just. We just like playing video games. That's it we're just like doing video. Games has some appreciate with them and they do about ways. Yeah and i mean. Obviously we know microsoft and sony started in other departments before they got into video games and actually seventy is this because of a failed deal with nintendo right and we know nintendo does have like toys and other stuff. But that's not that's just like side products and merchandise does roll like pointing to view and we're not saying intendo is the best company is the perfect company so a lot of people like nintendo is the best ever in can't do any wrong number in a bunch of people are like nintendo always wrong. Intendo is accompanied. Their job is to make money and this year. They've been really good at it. Because i think they're the best. They're the biggest company in japan. Now they're like the top richest company in japan and sell video games and some other merchandise of course owning pokemon one third of pokemon does help to mario when you own in one third pokemon. You pretty much. You've got your good zelda zelezny. Ain't making them the money that mario making them anywhere near the money. Mario and pokemon and brazil does dragged him into a different market of light. Kids who are too cool for people who are too cool for mario and dr sam pokemon they like zelda 'cause it's got lower and all other stuff a maradas offer so yeah but it's only like seven or eight million people herself a fan out before breath in the world. That's the problem. Like zelda games do not sell more than ten million copies ever in mario games and pok mon games. I've always sold a lot of games. Oh one less thing. There's me updates. On the mario brothers movie the new warriors movie. I have not heard anything about it. Have you heard anything about it. So it's animation so you'd think like it wouldn't have that may delays at like a live action movie would with due to the pandemic but i don't know i haven't heard anything about it. Just we'll see maybe that'll be put one other the new things. They're out before the end of their fiscal year. Whatever that'd be awesome march twenty march twenty twenty one super mario brothers with the minions i can't remember was it. Is that the group that created the minions. Who's doing super. Mario does what you said before when we're doing now i don't either anyway all right. That's it willing to stuff in the below description. Thank you for listening. Hopefully even joy this franchise as much as we have over the past thirty five years and i look forward to living long enough to see another thirty five years morio. So mario says duty today. Di di di di di di di di the the the the right. Thank you for listening to the podcast. I'm atom. I've been jessica mario so yes. Thank you for listening to in. Oh where we go through life and we make mistakes but don't worry because everything does not have to be put in stone fact. Some things are deeply my controller.

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Chef Eric Greenspan Talks Partnering With Mario For New Torta Company!

On with Mario Interviews

03:11 min | Last month

Chef Eric Greenspan Talks Partnering With Mario For New Torta Company!

"The you're on with. Mario lopez lopez and i am so excited to announce my virtual restaurant brand mario's door does lopez in. It's so cool because we're going to be able to deliver all over the country. It's all through grubhub and i partnered with an amazing chef. Who is just incredible. And he's joining me here today. Chef greenie mr eric. Greenspan shattered man. How are you good to see you. I'm well great to see you as you know. I'm a huge foodie and as my listeners. Know i'm very passionate about food. So i wanted to do something. What aren't you passionate about. The we'll everything that i do. I'm passionate about whether it's you know what i mean. I won't get behind it. If unless i really believe in it and i'm passionate about food. It falls into my five buckets punches. Family food fitness fun and faith. Okay those are the five days for me right there. So this falls into a very important category. Food of course and mario has lopez to for those. Who are not familiar with that is. It's essentially a mexican sandwich right. Yeah somewhat like assab. But it's the boy it's authority but it's a very filling in the brentwood is the type of bread. That's just i got my first. I've known for my sandwiches. And i have a grilled cheese book out. I do sandwiches for all these sandwiches we did. We've been all over sandwiches. I think my first memory of sandwiches is a torture. Really when i was in mexico in high school and how i remember anything from going to mexico in high school doesn't make any sense but i can constantly remember this one sandwich that i would get at the stand right outside of our hotel and every morning i would have it and it was that i was wow. This is a special kind of sandwich. I'm excited to share it with the rest of the world here. That is may not be familiar with people in the latin community. Yes but i'm telling you to delicious sandwich that will keep you full for sure. It'll keep you full. And by the way we have different flavors to talk about the different point we've got. We've got the grilled steak. We've got a grilled chicken. But we have and i think this one's your favorite we have a theresa and egg one balance. Delicious phenomenal yes. They're all delicious real good. We've got we've got a plant going to plan these trees. Oh yes we do have a place when n things outside of talk about some other things. They can find menu one of your fitness right and so we can't do sandwiches all the time and still stick to that regiment right and so when you and i were talking about food. We wanted to do that. Authentic flavors but perhaps in a unique and healthier way and so i came up with the cauliflower rice bowl. That's right and so it's like a classic rice bowl with all like a burrito. Whatever but we use cauliflower rice instead of regular rights to keep you trim exactly and we can have it with poor. Can we with chicken. So i'm very excited about this. Be sure to check out. Mario store has lopez available. Only on grub only on with mario lopez.

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Super Mario Brothers The Lost Levels

The Nostalgia Brothers

40:28 min | 2 years ago

Super Mario Brothers The Lost Levels

"This is the nostalgia brothers podcast Mark Combat in. We are going to play rate in review all the Games on the nintendo entertainment system intendo switch online platform this week's game is super. Mario brothers the loss levels the true Super Mario Brothers to let's see what the Nintendo switch tells us about the game. This game was originally released. Japan's Super Mario Brothers to released in nineteen eighty six. This one is a one player game. Mario fans will appreciate the familiar look and feel the game while finding that it's updated game play a really updated gameplay lags. We'll get not if you're Mario if you're using the Cheek Guy Luigi now it's updated game play creates an entirely new challenge as compared to the first super. Mario Brothers has announced way of saying the game cheats makes you wanNA kill yourself guys. I almost cried in addition to the classic. Enemies already known to fans worldwide are also poisoned is in mushrooms pets favorite backward warped zones and the occasional wind gusts which can help or hinder your progress players can also choose to control the Huiji as the main protagonist. We call that easy Z. Mode now. It doesn't say that does it if that's somehow not enough expert players can go looking for the game secret worlds so get ready to put your Super Mario skills to the ultimate test and save the princess again. Don't be surprised if she's in another castle for that detailed description intendo handle switch. You know what I realized that the that this doesn't do that I found it doesn't give you any kind of instruction manual now. They're just say like the classic gives you an instruction manual for every game all right yeah like it'll give you a digital instruction manual because God forbid. You've never play these games before. Let's get on that. It is funny. I've quit they pump this game out though <hes> the first sequel to their nineteen eighty five Somalia one the year later so if yes good yeah that's crazy while like Nintendo's technically the super. Mario Brothers came out in America nineteen eighty five the original Super Mario are you brothers but intends weren't in every household yet. They're so still sort of trickling in so by the time we're getting our NINTENDO's trickling in in fall in love with Super Mario Brothers. They're already on Super Mario Brothers to you. Remember my brother getting one for Christmas ahead of you for five so eighty nine ninety yeah well. That's late adopter yeah we always said but but at that point you could pick from all your <unk> alligator wafer games and there's a few years old were probably on the bargain shelf exactly. Did it smart we near four or five so it's not like you knew what you're missing missing exactly load enough the game I only ever played mario loss levels on the Super Nintendo which I guess is I guess it was it was probably on virtual consuls and stuff like that sense sense but yeah crowd but that's where about it but it's probably I might Nintendo classic but I never wanted to play that. I'm like I WANNA play games that are fun on the Nintendo Classic. Do they have super bowl super bowl will they don't have any license down license but then you just soft modern. Put All your own games on there so mind. Does Oh wait waiting for for this stuff gets off monitoring. Put our own games on there we load up the super. Mario brothers loss levels and the thing that like literally right off the Bat. My first impression was Oh my God. It's like almost the original type screen the Super Mario Brothers that you normally would see as episodes player to right yeah says has a two and then instead of on the title screen instead of player one player to or to a player one player to player that says Mario Game or Luigi game which we I figured out that Mario is normal mode in Luigi as easy mode. Let's not let us says as I played in Mario Mode I've played with Luigi and that's why I couldn't get the world's when he could win. I feed the game in and two hours and twelve minutes but to be for their abilities are differentiated for the first time. This is a fact Luigi design doesn't make sense Luigi designed for skilled players has has less grown friction in higher jumps go boo boo. You have to be quick. You have to be fast. Though you don't. Yes you do when you get in trouble. You just jump out of the way okay now that works how any of that works while Mario is faster so mario is fat. No don't say fetters fester. It's this is literally like the Mario Maker of nineteen eighty six every asset except for the couple of of new things that I'm sure we'll talk about our executive same. Mario looks the same ever all the same. I liked starting off his only got to a couple of things by starting off that it seems familiar so you start off and you got your Mario Theme Right World One and then just like in the original. You have a mushroom right off the bat accept. It was a poison mushroom while you get your first smush Ramon the first much matt off Hudsonville back. I think Luigi but your first mushroom you can't get with Mario. You can only get with easy mode Luigi now this winter here I saw that but I mean wouldn't but then you'll have to go through all your blocks and you had the mushrooms like Oh different. You don't know what it is so he though which is a guy let me back up here permit do the rewind. Oh I'm small now. That's a kick in the nets mushroom and there is also one of I did it. I want to jumping boom. It would be a good in this game and then go back through the bug to learn the secrets. Yes I didn't know about until now until the headed world's have no idea where the levels are so told us that would be fun. This shows smart game design of before Games. Just held your hand like now you know. The first eight hours of you playing a game is his press ain't now recipe now walk forward. This is how you walk forward and this game like the first game like the original Super Mario Brothers you walk a little bit. You have an enemy never played before maybe run into the enemy. Oh it killed you so next thing you do as you figure out. Oh maybe if I jump on them boom so it's sort of teaches you it's baby steps first couple seconds so you can learn right off the Bat Yeah and Ninety Sarah over not exactly it's perfect it's and then then it teaches you. The slowly teaches the power ups in the original one it gives you that first mushroom right off the bat and this one. It's the second game is obviously assuming that you've played the first game before because even starting yeah even starting off to get that first mushroom you have to pop it up over so it probably has to its assuming played played Mario before for an entire year yeah and then just like with a good game design. It's going to your there's a new mushroom and it's given it to you on the first screen so if you die to it the new poison mushroom you learn <unk>. Oh yeah like Mushroom Mall looks use you learn all that sucked. I can't get that mushroom but it's not like you went forty five minutes into the game it like taught you bet yeah taught you right off the bat. It didn't hold your hand and say don't touched this. You had to learn it on your own beautiful game design. I also liked I didn't get too far but at least I don't know if it's SORTA fouls at trend like the first board of this sort of over world board as in like the first board tired of Super Mario Brothers Kinda follows super more yeah so after I beat that I was tickled. I said tickled when you beat it in any go down into the the the underground. I'm like Oh so one. A two is underground also so I thought that was cool. We'll talk about an sunset was new the mushroom the counterproductive level warp you. I've had enough run into that. Did you have what the counter productive level warp is at the one that goes backwards copan yes. There's actually starts on three one. There was one John in the middle of the board. Was it easy to find too or just assume that because you know Mario Games you're like this feels like a special so you stay dry. Was I think it was down a pie dough. You Go oh backup. It's but that this me off where did Sunday to world one one one one one so you had world three BECO- one one so yes so are ruined around it and then finished well about the finished aboard in there is a <hes> a jump Yummy go way up. Oh y'all bring those springs in this one are insane. Try Being Luigi. Were you jump even higher easy mode like 'cause yeah the first time I came across a spring your disuse to jump into the top of the screen whatever and you're coming back pretty heavy and this I just jumped on it. Does the test busted out and I thought I broke the game. I'm wondering what my guys coming back down. It was insanity so it was you know you get the staps into the flag. There was a spring right there so you do it and you jumped over the flag Paul overplay yet it over the capsule. It's something you always wanted to try to do. In Super Mario brothers and you always thought could remember in the original when you jumped at the very top in the book guy was going over and then like it's sprite would turn but then he grabbed it. This can actually go over so I guess I was playing outside last night ten o'clock at night so I did it go. I'm so excited so I kept going cope going. There's a war you go to honor one. It's not like there's one. There's two so on the same board on the same board yellow three one that is amazing. That's when I called you <music>. I'm like I had a call you when you tell me because I'm really happy that did this. We did this on here. That is amazing because you always. I think you could've <hes> in the original. I think if you ended up with a game shark if over invent yeah I think there was ways to do it but I remember we thinking I feel like I do it. Every time and for summers I tried again and because the spring like I had there has something with a spring and flew over so excited God. What is this GonNa Bring Lead World Eight so the now one so the first time you actually can jump the Flag Palma game in your so happy it screws yet kicks in the net or what happens you you you hop over the flag in you run into the castle by yourself like what happened? What do you do want to jump over the flag us? Keep going go where there's a flag call jump over. There is a castle and then you land back on the ground lamb back in let me just keep going so you you go. Pass the board yeah that's. How long are you running past the board? Let's see if I saved it is it. Is there any scenes or anything. Are you literally. Just feel like you're breaking the game. He's got screen shots remembered punchout. How I told me takes shots that you've got to take a video? I know playing this game for the first time like you've it's fun trying to go 'cause you. Don't know trying to go down on this is is it over that way and he landed i. I don't know what it's hilarious own. You can't even go back jobs over it is he said the video jobs over you could see his character going back and forth on Otago all this money the first one did that. They showed you something familiar. They put a bowl the bill in trying to do you know it's hilarious. You know it's even crazier so we're looking at the screen that says welcome to the war zone in it'll take you to world one. It also slow gives you right next to the pipe. You're an opportunity to commit suicide. Did you notice that just notice that now you can literally say fuck you. I'm not going back to worldwide in kill yourself to start three. What over it gives you a literal suicide option? Yes he got a little spot there to the left of the tunnel to say forget that I've given that's funny. The second time like I learned my lesson. That's actually chose you. Chosen going backwards shows rewinding. It must view hiding it. Why this rewind function is amazing so feds video just showed him seem world one so we re rounded back to the part where he jumps over the flag and then hits the flag instead? That's been testing. That's why I took two hours in twelve minutes to beat the game that's great hey of the rewind function and in a quick break all rewind especially for game like this made a fun go back a little further twenty on the at it's funny how Indiana screen shot that shows you rewinding as but <unk> anyway a thirty second video clip showed you play the same part three times before you finish this on world eight in how the clouds are White Yeah Alec Our oh yeah. They did a a little over that they did well pellet swap phone remote spirit. was there any as levels yes. Did you finish it out without cheating one actually stuck on that's when I was planning a while ago so when I got to that I had luck it off then the game but I do see stopping like this tunnels really tall and settles really logged. This is operated talk about the end. When we're then yeah <unk>? There were just they're just been talking about sort of the past. The hour talking about the homes rose was pretty. That was pretty funny. That's only on more than I would. I got to did you warp at all. No no forward apparently a hidden world nine is accessible if the player does not use a war zone has come on in the end. I don't know if you have to restart the game or now and then bonus world's eight through De. Are you ready for this now but are accessible when the player place through the game eight times for a total of fifty two levels which apparently is possible with save states it stuff. Can you imagine being a kid this game. That's already stupid hard on your regular reside beat. It was the reliance on shed isn't that amazing <unk>. I WanNa talk about the hop all over the place but there's so many so much to say well. It will show or not where you're showing it is it is cool we had a lot of the assets are the same. There's there's a few things a little different but a lot of sort of Palette swap stuff. Sometimes there's clouds that are different color. They look exactly the same so we like. We're we're going to change things up and give it a fresh new field with a little bit of new paint job. I'm going to tell you. I don't know if you felt this. I didn't feel it as much watches the punch out. I don't like the switch controller for platformer. I found myself almost holding it because our original s controllers are like right sideways so you could roll your thumb nice and easy with being a being at this awkward angle. I found myself like sort of plan on my lap like holding the I switch at an angle Tilton my head. I'd like to get my thumb. All that's why oh you see I half fit all see you do it Z.. This guy like has a big bet thumb so he can just do it straight. I'm sitting there because I'm trying to trying to you know do the fingertip enroll to the base in my thumb for being a sort of like you would have on the original one and then go which I'm hoping you'll what may be with our with our. I bet patriot check will invest in the did you see that they have controllers and yes controllers house. They're like what sixty dollars for I might even come with two or three dollars a piece in that would actually feel good but I did end up plan. I don't know what the difference is that I ended the planet a little bit docked and with the controller and that felt a little better because I'm not tilting the whole system at something about over a little bit. Could you just set this up right. Glenn Guessing U._S._B.. No no it's wireless aspire yeah so like I was just playing with a you know I liked. I actually like love the field the joy kind grip control like the cheap pizza plastic aspect that holds the joy cons together when you docket are kick Stan Mode. I liked the way that feels and that made it a little easier but I did feel for the platformer. It was always a little bit odd. I was like it plus not having the normal I mean I got used nice to it. It just feels a little weird not having the normal deepak just having the single buttons for the uptown left right suppose I can use analog but I never now you can't play any as an analog. It's hard I transfer site by just because the by John Ethereal be easier but not you find what's view play any modern games not really by time. Yeah I mean I son Yeah well. That's that's so you understand what I say here. So I play modern ISH games like I'm right now other than any s games I'm playing through final fantasy ten time to and I still like this is even growing up like all through the playstation two era era when the dual shock and all that had analogs just growing up with any ass in not in having a deep I always use the deep head always like even on the newer games. If I have the option between analog NV PAT <music> I'm always using the deep at only controller out US intend to sixty four but that's only for Goldeneye because he had to now. I use the forever then the high. I'll tell you how that I that was just my wrestling machine. Gene and you use the deep head for the <unk> anyways. That's enough of the rabbit hole back to loss levels. We talked about pets. Eddy calls me up says Oh man I finished. The game. Shows me some pictures. I'm like Creek Salon level. Three's like I'm Luigi jumps really high. That's another thing you had the <hes>. You got to the point where you're at a war zone. I think this game less I found I got to a spot where I either had. I had to kill myself because I couldn't finish it so I I came up a pipe and there was an impossible jump and there is another pipe up top which makes me think obviously there's invisible coined blocks us. If I remember yes there is but my mario couldn't jump to that hidden coined block there do have saved on there yet. I looked everywhere suddenly get to see it so anyways. I'M GONNA play. Can you turn on while he's figuring this out. I'm sure that this game just through a spot in here where it's just a dead end this was it so. Where's the other one yeah? You can't make get you made it for. You can't make that now. You're Fox Fox if you see when he was leading you just make that jump easy discreet halfway hard holy cow Luigi have sproul tried to tell them we was easy. Mode stunned easy mode. We'll global by <unk>. Oh I didn't even make world three. I tapped out of world to this was also a short week for me. Usually forgive ourselves a a week the playthrough game other than punch out. We played it for a month because that much fun he's GonNa prove he confesses part that I couldn't Hebrew wants so many times us like eighteen lies need is to Goumba rewind function though the flag so this possible so it doesn't give you a debt it is possible who's Basil Luigi Mario on save it so I headed on the short week but you know playing for as much as I didn't get all it took me I`Ma Mario Master. I like all my Mariel Games. I have a half hour into this game and you just saw me on to to get speed run the original no warps and a half hour or damn near Yeah. Probably that is crazy money by I think he wanted to touch on. We've uh-huh secret world's all the enemies are basically the same as every boss still bows around one of them yet. It's all those is your Princess Dylan. Another castle is stupid. Joost are although totes price the same or do they make less goofy now. I just ask you a question his answer me <hes> what was question. Do the toads look the same yeah yeah they look the same <hes> all right so obviously only got the to a basically told you my feelings of the game the field the game I I didn't love the way the plate of platformer like this sort of felt hand-held just sort of the way the joy cons are setup. I did like the game. The sounds the same a lot of designs of the same. It's hard but her but fun yeah. It's hard but fun with the rewind feature you think you would have had as much I know I know I would probably be buying renew switch. I know I didn't have much fun but I was also much younger playing on the Super Nintendo all-stars I know I was like Oh my God I beat it unless levels and I probably made it to to to just like today. Remember me I'd be all the Mario's scenarios thousand I really can save on that so a safe states. Mental is no saves or anything. No I don't the brutal game and when my favorite Games myrow three but you need to save Mario three was a long sue regular any ask yeah that was I'm GonNa leave my Nintendo on overnight in through school and that through the next day and hopefully my mom doesn't turn it off on this one Mario Alzheimer's game out like this awesome on splayed through three world's save a comeback through it. I love it. I WanNa talk about this real quick. When I was doing a little reading this caught my eye when developing version of the game for the Nintendo's coin operated arcade machine pushing the verses system the team experimented with new challenging level designs they enjoy these new levels and thought that Super Mario devotees would too so basically there was <unk> we just played versus excite bike and you taught me that it was originally in arcade game and these this idea of a harder Nintendo version was on this versus system so apparently run a dive into this real quick the versus system in a what we're going to do this as a bonus pot? We're GONNA have a bonus by talking about the Nintendo uh-huh versus system because this is an entire new thing that I've never heard of divorce just now I never yet you know what also is funny. All the cool on this could be fun. Okay so you know what else is like knee like all the this this Mario to originally came out on the famous system so you look look at it is like they keep having systems on top systems. How can we never had any of that? Crazy shit like rubber. You're talking about the stellar satellite or whatever was Super Nintendo and that was a system on top of the system that in nineteen eighty five eighty six famicon of assist on top of a system that linked together wink at any of that crazy awesome stuff crazy 'cause they're crazy all right well. We got ideas for bonus. Let's let's wrap this up my thoughts on again now. There's another new new thing is when you there's couple spots. I don't know what world's Dane were is. Wondering Jump Ed throw pitfall whatever jump an Augusta wind take Saturday Miller her as you're jumping is your GIAMPA. Is there any cutaway as their little ugly. Lions lease will be flying when ahead on a half really expect it when you're doing it so it doesn't happen until you're in the air. Some <unk> coupled girls at it. Just doesn't a lot so when you're underground at stars by the I I'm a happen like you're jumping in all summit. It's amazing because I didn't think I didn't you think win was really implemented until super. Mario Brothers three now. It's this was the I it messes will be some sponsor helped show you need it obviously but it is fascinating the the difference Super Super Mario Brothers one and so my brothers are basically exact same game new board super. Mario brothers threes frantically new engine. which isn't it amazing? They built that from the ground APPs especially are Super Mario to just a whole completely different for game. I know we'll end up doing that. Sooner or later that you know what it might be different but it's worse still worth talking about because it's good good in heart this hard harder I think I'm. Clay I'd played throughout again tonight. I'm sucking SPA. There are lets you made it further that any other thoughts are things me in the people need to know anything. That's different anymore. Cheats Amaze level that you actually need to look up online thurs actually to maze levels in is it second now was four four four. They give you amaze early now and then seven I'm for I believe or something seven four was made light original two seven or whatever the last second one I didn't need it believe it or not <hes> but the first one got stuck on and it's it's easy when figure it out right dot com that's cool. I didn't finish high tell me about the last level last level was easy it sort of feel easy time you got there and finally got their kind of a Downer but will well. You got happy in a way that you're you've also at that point played seven levels of the game kicking your ass so you've seen everything even throw edging ass and I it was definitely throw pretty much. Everything got you again or on the early so was SORTA. Kinda Kinda was the whole world one two three four. They're up kind of tiny those probably easiest world. What do you think about the power ups in this game stingy? Yeah I felt to yet because I only played three hundred all had always have right. That's why didn't find any out like I didn't get to my. I don't think I got my first fire flower to one. I'm like say Yeah Yeah Yeah. They're Nice. They only got one or two fire although stars. I seem to find stars relief easy. I only have one or two stars but but I didn't because then I ran in died laugh to alive them. You have to jump on Pearl or something gold and you can't use a fire. This was in a what the fact that this game was originally disorder of basically levels lovell's made by the Designers Shapiro Miyamoto when all those geniuses for the versus system there like this is really hard awesome and I think our fans are gonNA love. It proves that this is literally the original Mario Maker the game and anyone who plays Mario Maker online knows. That's that's all people do is making making her boards that either run themselves or boys and making WANNA kill yourself. You see that one on one was on facebook. The guy made it. It's just nothing about those fire. Oh they're all over the place like an excellent Mex Mexico rampage board. He made all the blocks with doors looks like rampage and you're like a super. Mario and you have to knock down all the buildings and kill Lagunas at the bottom that that's how you would say this is a superpower. Go make all we might have exhausted everything. You need to say anything else to say. I didn't put as much time into it but it's a Mario Game myrow game name definitely farm replay ranking in reviewing there is something we like to call the PAT number because had likes to give numbers two games. He rated punchout probably too low. He rated versus excite by way too low. Let's just my opinion what number rating you give this top. I'm going to do a seven on five now. That's way too I I enjoyed it. I really enjoy it locally like we're reviewing games on the Nintendo switch platform so the verdict original like Rahman the vs on the plane right off a famicom might be horrible and might be a to it might be a too but the fact that the switch has given us rewind function and it's given us cheat and it's giving us a more enjoyable way to play the game U.. S. enjoyable why we're going to switch as wise enjoyable and as I like to rank the Games we've plates on our list is getting good and we have in your number. Even though it's wrong in my it it's still in the rank and even though in your opinion is wrong. I still think this however ranking is going to go the best game. We've played is number one on our second best. No don't try to think oh boy to have an twilight Mario to over versus excite bike you like it a lot where you gave them university excite bike a four Moss Moss levels <unk> seven and a half stolen B punch out though in a drink to finish this. I had a couple drinks out of my nostalgia brothers Mug really banks in the Games on fun factor earlier punch out so far out of our three games my favorite game because you can pick that any up anytime play for try to played all the way through till you die or the first few levels the Games on the matter how you play it. Excite bike is fun but the versus the originalist light by better over not reviewing that disperses excite bike. It's really hard has fun bonus levels but the whole no reason to play versus excite the reason we were excited Silja that in the name versus we thought we'd be able to play each other and play each other and have fun but it was wonky. All in Venezuela sorry I'm thinking is awkward art and the fact that the split-screen awfully Janke on it so really the whole reason the play versus excite bike rather than the original is to play against somebody and since the split-screen Really Jack's everything up less loss levels as our second ranked game show and our doing it. You're giving it a number are we. Are we trying to argue to agree on something as we go on here. I'm still going to rank says well because I call this the pet number let's go because there's GonNa be a point where we disagree and we might have to keep trying to convince each other as on our points so right now but we're ingredients punch out loss levels excite bike versus excite by versus right and so we're rocking that so far I picked up I'd take a loss levels what game you know what I want to do one of these times as an R._p._G.. Star trumpet would R._P._G.'s we have on your star Tropics. 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Super Mario Land 1 & 2 - GMMF 78

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Super Mario Land 1 & 2 - GMMF 78

"Buddy fuck episode seventy eight of Games. My mom found I. Mike Albert, can you always with me tonight? Daisy is Michael Kay Hughes. It's the. To the my video. It's commend her. Emmanuel by the way because. Some people might not know that I know. You may not know that. And, many as you want to say quickly, people can find you from. Uganda final. Round Choice TV slash mentor Lionheart and you dot com slash commander Lionheart I do streams there a couple of times a week I'm trying to get to one hundred followers, which we are almost there, but I can play resident. Evil and Mike can stop harassing me about it. Like the remake is not as hard as the original one I think because it's you have enough ammo to use a guy and you'll be okay. It has an easy mode apparently. I've gotta go with EC Mode and just use a guide, and they'll get scared because I don't like Spooky Shit, I've not that a billion times. Yeah, I I agree with you. That game is freaky, but it's freaky. Because of you don't have equipment, but he the guy you'll help cut down the freakiness, the first resident evil. Remake. It's not too bad, Mike. This is Michael I don't like spooky. What part of actual will be thanks? You people none other that your mud, good company than Cassini either migrate like it either I played a lot of spooky things, but I am not a fantasy thing I neither played him, nor I have a flat of them, and I forgot the before we get into the show. I forgot to mention last week that we did do the give because we did finish the giveaway. So, if you guys remember did tried giving away the soccer code. Turns out even after I publicly put it on the facebook page. Nobody claimed it a few days later at Microsoft is GonNa. Check things like still there like claim to fucking thing. So, we will do giveaways again in the future. Maybe I might wait until we're a little bigger, but it will happen. Be More much more organized, maybe not a game that you. Dennis like bike. Yeah Yeah I've politics are heroin? I have a code scene code for no idea what the hell that is so true trigger meet Star Wars very very good little RPG for steam and switching everything. That was the other one. You told them that it'd be planned aside from Peter Jackson's King Kong. Thousand will be able to show. What we should, there's a reason I brought. You guys together. We're GONNA be talking about Super Mario Land One and two mostly to. Fix. Mojave to say about one. Also I can just go take a bathroom break for half an hour. Talk about Super Mario Land One. In half an hour probably. Generous, so the game of Marlon one came out for Gameboy in one, thousand, nine, hundred nine, and it does not hold. Fine. That was two years before I was born. trillion. Levato you I played it for the first time on my life stream a couple of weeks ago, and it was not what I expected for many years I had heard also were land one. Oh, it's so different from all the Mario's. It's the exact same thing not gonna try not to go trying to sort. Same thing as the Mario Games from the any S accept, it doesn't even look remotely as good it. Is Good and he he wasn't just he was Kinda like slippery. Controls are a little stiff. Mario's a little sluggishness. Okay, no I'm not going to be fair to Super Mario Land that is not that games folk. Game that I've ever played in my life has been slippery so I am not got up. Just pin it on. Super Mario Land. I will. Really whereas you plays Luigi. Attraction way, you can put us away eating now, not necessarily like in. To so we're Mario to again. You can in Marland to DAX. Which Hack does that count? On and there's actually a story. Tomorrowland one in the instruction book, the end of the instruction booklet because. Press start there is literally nothing you're just thrown into a level at I was like Oh. We're just starting. Out With back, then led to cut some corners. Hey, hey, the kingdom's have name. Sir, they're called. Era Bhutto Muga Eastern and Chai Egypt the frigging space or whatever and the land of the Cedras and kingdom. Those pokemon that that's. One thing that really irritates me if you didn't jump on Kupa. Just write a be hurt you in a blue you up. It was terrible bomb. Yeah, the head frames in that game are not great. Honestly I got way too many times. It's a little off like I had some where I shouldn't have hit the enemy and I headed so it Kinda gives intakes other I. Don't think that those are Koukoulas in hindsight after place were Maurienne to. Say It's the exact. Same enemy is remote around, too, but you can actually see what they are supermodel, and too, and so we're Mario One. You think they are Cuba's. You think you're gonNA, get a got them shell to throw at us, something and no, they explode in your face. And I would like no. It's bad. The enemies are so weird in this game I don't most of them never never seen again. A, strange game that doesn't. It doesn't feel like a Mario Game. It's definitely departure like between saving daisy. Instead of prentiss towed stole the time the Super Bowl instead of the fire flower. And then you're in when we try this Sarosa land instead of the mushroom kingdom, so yeah, it's like they knew that it was such a departure, so that is changed everything about it like. This isn't really Mario Dan. From Thailand you fight a boss. You'd still kind of do the same. At least the first boss you do the same as jumping over to boss to get to the Hammer, or or whatever just like Bowser, but after that the rest of the bosses really are executive, same aren't a stemming the garden to the bosses. Your know stupid, little ship that actually has a name I found. Found out called the. Where was that skyping or on a submarine? One and you're on a plane version in I can't even tell you okay, so the controller I. This is not Margaret's the controller. I was playing for some reason. The left analog stick didn't recognize going up, so I had to use a different analog. Stick up and one animalistic for down left and right. Off. The way the game was meant to be. Why didn't you use a deep ad though it had wasn't program to work? I like I like Joyce I. Like the I don't like the deep head on my fake three sixty controller. Okay, okay, yeah. I understand. I didn't play on which it needed. You can I watch his three rewind. Wait a second Emmanuel. A. Unique to hang out with more of me, my excite, you can learn those pro pro strategies for the pros of using rewind ambulation. Impressed I was like Oh you have my attention. Nothing in this game is I know some people really liked this game when I was when I posted your questions about people like. Really good game I'll be like. Have you played the first one recently? I think they were talking the second game. They just mistakenly saying. Yes, we're monitoring what! I, really liked this game I. What I what I'm hearing I'm hearing. Static I think. I Don. I thought it was Michael, but now the music alone leg. This game is one of my top Gameboy soundtracks. We all know you don't play games. Let's sound annoy I, did not. We missed out on this? Because it's all phenomenal I? I say that about the second one of the first one sorry Oh wow I grew up with okay. Here's the deal Super Mario Land. Two six golden coins was my first Mario Game, so I grew up with that shit I never had an I'd like I said a million times I think in the podcast already. I never grew up with unintended system in my house. That I part I never grew up. Never grew up. I am still a tiny widowed lion. I I only had like the gameboy color. The gameboy advance that's about it until I have the tree as a couple years ago and now the switch. That's all I've had in terms of Nintendo products so I grew up with the Super Mario went to six golden coin, so I know that soundtrack in and out Ed, that's the Mario game that I love. To D. In terms of My Favorite Mario game is actually Marie de Superstar Saga. Maybe unclouded by because I had this game back in the day on my giant right, Brecca the gameboy watching the Blurry Green Mario run and jump delicious delicious delete green. Played the first one, but I I had the second one, a kid, a friend of mine or grow I liked it should say she had the first one I remember I played in a few times when I was a after playing the second one playing the first. This isn't. This isn't very fun, yeah! In like nothing is ever referenced I feel like that much ever again. I just might have been the first first appearance of daisy, though 'cause each castaway to Colza Mario one bullshit all daisies in another castle. I. Think it might have been I'm fairly sure that she was not in any of the other games prior to this one. It doesn't like Super Mario Land to spoilers. I guess Warri, Oh is. It's his first appearance in that game. And I mean I, guess you can say spoilers I. Story. There's no story and they can read you the story from the instruction. Is it really. Pulse roster land in this world before kingdoms. Yes, that is straight up on from the book. Kim Mario Defeat to tango released people from his interstellar, hypnosis and rescue Princess Daisy. Wait, what's the? What's the name again to Tanga? Tanga. That the final boss Mario one in the little space shipping. Because you know Mario is very known in the game I came out in this in throw he. Station Yeah. That's that's. Why else would he do other? Spaceship to. The girl on boy meets World Whalen of that, Ella. Panga. I! Don't even I'm trying to get like it's just such a I mean. They do have Goumas in this game. They're ugly as hell. No, those are called Shell Koukoulas by the way that things that you step on, okay, here's Lupus the. Bullet bills their bullet dips. Other enemies. biff like the like BECO- future. I F. F. I thought I heard him say to make trae and get out of here. How Often. Beer like we were kind of talking one bosses a giant. That the right word, I think. Thinks yeah, another bosses, a giant seed, looking thing in another one is a naked guy. Throwing bricks at you. It's a it's a Ma head with the body. I like Naked Guy Yeah I sleep that audio this as I like negative guy. Throwing good, but It's just such a strange game and it's just not. I I never played again. The only thing that I'm going to give it is that it's very short. Especially, really stated safe states and rewind. And is very short and you can quickly brush it off if you if you have. If you're trying to beat a game in in less than an hour, play it. You know emulated. Plant legit you'll never beat. Me I beat up playing it allegedly. Legit I ran through like twenty minutes after. I mean I wouldn't be in our like I like one thing. This game has no continues. If you if you fuck up and die too many times, you're not coming back I. Actually know because I didn't I didn't either? I It's one of those Marg aims to. You'll die in the same place is out of frustration Yup. by reloading so yeah. Almighty powerful rewind. Read there's two bosses all three technically you to buy you fight on foot to bosses. You fight spaceship for something like she's just Weird Mario game where you're. You're going up and down a little. A little shooter meets cool. That is unique, but it's. And apparently that that big cloud boss you fight issued if throwing chickens at you. Had In my notes as bird club I will say in the Games defense. Those spaceship segments are probably the best part of the game. They're pretty funds like take. Control will add I duNno I I didn't find any I. mean again I was using career, but today it's controlled better than trying to control Mario. Control Mario. Yeah! He was like greatest for babies. It was fun. Agree with part of that one of those one. Else is not. Met I. Somebody said that that that this game that's supermodel. One Ler looks better than Tetris on the game boy. Do you agree or disagree? That's an odd comparison. Centrist is blocked. I know that it's. But. If, they said it was better looking the Mario land to I'd have some question out what will get for almost there yet where? It's an as big as a departure from Maryland one to two as Mario Super Mario Brothers one two three like it's such a leap because the programmers have had more time with the system, they more capable with the hardware, so it makes sense kind of limited for. Early release. What you're the game and come out. I think it was like a launch title. OUR LAUNCH WINDOW NO! That up before I started hit record button. Honestly, if I can find what year the Gameboy cannot I think he's right. Though just got to be close to that April twenty, first, nineteen, eighty, nine and Japan July. Thirty, first, nineteen, eighty-nine and North America okay so. Yeah this was really. This was a release title Lonzo. And for any of those curious, you can get it legally on your three d digital. Download up, so if you want to suffer, it's not you can suffer. Still use safe. States remember in the treaty as the Gameboy game still have safe sites, so I didn't know that Oh, yeah, okay, so if you want to find out what we're talking about there, you go and you can play a super bowl. Mario, so I think the the original game boy games go for like four dollars might be a little steep, but then you don't have safe safe-space. No on the shop all. Still not work for dollars wasn't worth twenty minutes to thirty minutes I. put into it to beat. It was eighth stage, but Is this won't be the last time I played. This will be the last time I. was going to say that. Oh there's also a hard mode to widening the main gain. The mushroom huddled screen changes to Mario's head. A game begun from this as additional enemies spread throughout the level. No further changes occur. More I said that to. All right. Any laughing to say about Mari one go to the real reason we're here. The Star Music is the the Cancan Song, which is apparently Gallup infernal from orpheus in the underworld by Jacques. Offenbach, so there you go I learned audio any fucking about the can't. You will play with sound I heard I'm. Not a dent in. Okay now you gotta to the. I, don't know by name I know it by the Canyon Dude Yeah by the looney tunes. Right all right, let's go to a Super Mario land to say than coins. One of I'm GonNa, say it one of the Best Mario Games. As well, it's also my first Mario. Game I want to say I. Think it I think it was I mean I might see Mario One, but I can't remember Mario World, but I know this one of the early games that I played a on when I was a kid in the backseat of cars all the time, my gameboy. Yeah, this again got a gameboy color way later. It was like the nineteen I when did. Game Color amount was ninety, eight or ninety nine. Definitely late nineties, yeah, one of the two either ninety, eight or ninety nine. That's when I started basically playing games it was. The gameboy color and the PS one so that those are worm like my first experiences with video games. I mean I say that, but I'm sure that must have at some point plates something else prior to them ninety eight at my. Aunt's house or whatever and I don't remember I. Just know that those were the ones that I had that I'm going with that chronology. But yeah, so we're Marlon to six zero. That was my first Mario Game, and I love the living hell out of that game. and. Still do I mean it's dropped in. In In the hi, how are you saying to score that I would give it. You know if I were to give it a score, but it's still a pretty fun time It's still really good game like I. Recently again I played it all about last year I played the version, which is irom hack where they added color, they change a few things to tune it up a little bit, and they added Luigi is a playable care. Highly recommended I was trying to play it for this, but I couldn't get A. I couldn't get it to patch and I just said fuck it. It it's very good like even just a regular base game playing on a gameboy advance emulator and I had caught a little bit of color. It's still holds up well. It has a world map where you get to choose what levels you WANNA, start, he can do the six world in any order. You want to yeah that that is something I that is pretty great because a lot of the Mario. Games you it's a linear path or you know you can still kind of choose, sometim some levels, but not freely like you can't in this game here you, it's it's almost like a mega man type situation word. You can choose which which boss you WANNA. Tackle I if. Go the. Do you have the the instruction booklet story there might this one actually does have somewhat. Story kind of. I do not on the page. I pulled up the plot, but I don't have like the actual like. We're quota the attraction book. And the plot now. I mean it's still busy. The same apparently takes place immediately after original Super Mario Land Warrior put an evil spell over Mario Amnuay Mario was away into Russia land, and now the inhabitants are now brainwashing, thinking that warrior is their master in Mario is their enemy. Yeah, he took over his the castle. Mario's Castle Mario House a castle. Castle. Roller Larry will end early, and I want to say Mario Land is never reference again. No made it, I mean it's not I mean I was going to say it's not Kevin. But when the hell are any of these games cannon? anyways? Now Mario has no cannon. Doesn't it doesn't work now I? Mean unless it's different universes like the paper, Mario, universe or the on radio. Those are connected, but. There's plenty of canons that shoot bullet bills at you. Or bullet bench. Artful. Pito Ted for Pitas in one level in that game either way. Up There in world and Yeah, that's what I miss I didn't say okay. You know shoop shoop, Marlon to one thing that's so interesting about scam. I remember when I was a kid is I would always go to the Mario, land or the Mario Statute level I as a kid for some reason I was never able to beat the three little pig when I was kid very well, but I love that level admires so modest as a giant statue mechanical statue of himself outside his cats Mario Land I mean gallium Houston apart. I think that it's kind of like an amusement park. Maybe now wage and screws trying to kill you. REMEM- rim life it's. Aren't you like small? You're not smelling that level, or you know you're not small your small and when the other level brewers macaroni. Is. Macaroni, Pumpkin. Zone Mario Zone turtles zone and zone. It's really it's really interesting. Every every set of the three levels in each little section are all very different to capture. It feels like Mario Your sprite looks like Mario. Mari world in a way I mean the camera is much more zoomed in everything. Mario moves correctly you. You have the fireball back even though he has a little because they can't change because a gamble, he has like a little Indian feather on his head. It looks like try out today world. It works I guess. Yeah. The Palette limitations had to change the fire flower suit, and the one up mushroom to a heart off, and I think came in nineteen, ninety two for the second one so three years. One year after I was born. We're baby a baby lion. All his a the way. But I Super Mario. I don't I don't believe that. It, it still holds up. I was really surprised. How much fun everything is still in everything is nothing nothing besides before Warriors Gasol, none of them are overly challenging. Space Roads. A Little Bit of knowing though I will say that. It's through levels though yeah. Get none of them are really I mean as a kid? They would be a little bit more challenging buddy. But now yeah, in hindsight it's. They're not completely difficult I'm trying to remember which area were. The like the worst one another worst one, but like the hardest one to do besides warriors cats were. Face with the hardest for me with my safe states. Oh I in my opinion. I don't think I i. mean I was using rewind. No I know, but when I when I popped in for a minute, I'm like wait a second have! Was He reminding? Space on. It's all about you know it's probably. Want is probably the hardest, because like you said the camera is a little bit more zoomed in, and you can't really see that much It's specifically in that God. What's the name that I use for the Auto Auto Stroller? You had the auto scholars action. That's the other problem with the level that you have all these angry stars. You have to kind of like floating around in is. Is, very annoying stars were pissed to. Yeah Second Mario use them for furs purposes. It's real and even getting to that zone is knowing you have to. I didn't know how kid you have to go to a hip. Well statue, which a little secret level typing you have to go in the bubble. Amend just keep flying up until you get to end. The level dropped down to a different exit. That's. These game there are secret levels, too, which I didn't do any of them one of them, but there's it. It's Kinda cool. Let you move around in the game. There's IT feels a lot like Mario World would is gonNA feel I can't remember what yours. Your Mario Wilkins out ninety one. I thanked her. For this. Was An early early Super Nintendo released looking. Let's see who. I'm glad I came so prepared to this. Nineteen ninety-one so yet, and that makes more sense that they would have compared if they would've used. What was there and it you can feel you can feel it. You can feel the inspiration of Mario world you can see where they got the ideas. The other power up that we kind of glossed over. If you get a carrot, which gives you money ears, and let you like float final really good though you can get a lot of levels levels with that thing. Oh, yeah, it's so great need. Wave brought the the spin jump in for moral D-. I call it the corkscrew. Once you pop down for. Destroy blocks and stuff I, use it a few times I mean it's. I think I only used it in the first area, the initial area of the game then after that maybe one or two more times in some of the other levels I. Don't know it's. It's good that the move is there. It's just not it is useful for when you're trying to do levels a little bit more legitimately than not use the bunny ears to fly all over the place next you can, you can't even do. The spillovers got the bunny power of the. At Young. You can't use the corkscrew. If you have the bunny ears, but you can use it if you have the the firepower, okay. I knew what the fire but I didn't know of yours. I didn't really try because I had to do weird things in my controller to make it work. I I had a lot of issues, but as I KINDA WANNA. Touch on some of the other worlds like if we were saying before you had the Mario Statue where you're like, you're climbing up years and rotating things, it's really unique and you Emmy E.. Every level game feels unique and fun, and each captured the world that you're in the space world. All all the scrolling. You're kind of floating around. He's wearing a little suit and they're thing that this game does its first. Marlon didn't do is. If you have a fire flower, then you can take two hits one become normal another hit to become small, and then you're dead, which is always a nice I like, I, don't like how original Mario Games are one. Hit your dot like you're back to being small I like it or you get the extra hit Super Mario. Mario World does to absolutely what one thing that I do. WanNa say and why. I I guess I love this. Mario game more than a all the other two days is because it so weird and unique and different from the others, and all the other Mario Super Mario Brothers in whatever you're always fighting bowser always trying to rescue beach. You're always fighting his sons, or whatever and there's one. It's very different enemies you have you. Have you go from ants to To what was those choice, soldiers? There's bigs that U hauls at you I mean. What else did they little Jason Mass with Mason? Oh Mind upon you joan. All Enemies fit the zone that you find him in like the Pumpkin. John's Got Kid Dracula in there shooting bats in a bunch of Yoga. Super Cool. The demon looking thing he's a cyclops. Looking guys look like a straight OUTTA pocket rocky Fisher. Many, people don't get that reference, but big straight off in that game. They got the the one item Bellas with the one feet. That's mystical Ninja by the way also in in Kirby's Dreamland to I'm here right in a while well. Hey, we'll talk about that soon. Oh boy. Another, thing I do want to say. In the world map. When you enter area, it looks like you see Mario climbing up the different levels, and the know the Mario Statue I was in the feet second bubbles in the chest. The third one is an era in the fourth one, which is the boss fight is in his head, and like it feels like you're accomplishing something and each time you beat a boss. You get a you get a coin. Coin to spoke, going that will lead to unlock the door warriors cap when it to talk about the second level in the Mario Zone I'd say it's closer to his waist, and you go to level, and all the platforms are made out of balls in your writing on bouncing balls and pigs are shooting balls at you like someone knew what they were doing. There I didn't bad ball. I did not get that at all. Do I don't I did identity either it seems very intentional yet does now that you mention it in a boss for that level was weird, though like the three little pigs of all things. dare I don't. As much as I love the game I loved the variety of enemies and the bosses, the placement of the these bothers sometimes I don't understand them honestly well. The bank is weird. 'cause like one pig rose at you. I think one jumps at you and then one jumps really high. Each one is different H.. One of the tree pixes at does a different attack pattern there they're all like suspended in the air and bird houses made up of the Yazbek Back Fred the respect of building materials, and then you fight them in the order as they appear on the classic book. Very creative. Yeah, I again I think that that's probably the only balls that I was like I. Still Don't understand why why you guys are false. Of this area like the octopus. The, which makes sense the rat. Off You're not you're met your micro-size? House. What else is in a help? You side rats, horns, owner noses, yeah! I like the rat fight I, like the rat fight I like the which is really cool Halloween zone or Pumpkin zone. Where like she tries a shoot, the public the pots will get the fire Apatin. They'll launch you up to the to the spikes, and you have to jump ahead like I i. like her. I enjoyed the rat. The Octopus is was fun as hell to fight for some reason. The reminded me of the the Moon Boston dovetails referred the giant space read I. Don't remember I played. I played that game last year on I. Don't remember I did to. The catalog episode five, so I don't remember anything about it. The space zone bosses to it again for Bonn I never. I didn't now until you posted that. On the the page Mike Way said fighting the the Super Mario, one baas is. Too and I was like. Oh! I didn't know it either until I was doing research for this year. This episode I'm like. Wait a SEC. The only reference to the first game is that you don't mean anymore references how you can get the first game ever happened and just keep going. Just a coin to open Mario's castle up in space and back the fact that the door literally says Mario Land To. Like. Where's Mario Land One I? Mean you have our castle somewhere else? Like yeah, which is I never thought much about like. It wasn't until recently I found out actually his world. I thought morial. Just you know. I didn't I mean when I was kid. Play this. I didn't really follow the story or care I knew that that the castle was Mario's because I think that I read the instruction burglar when I was a kid, but I didn't know that it was the entire land was his. New that the castle was his. Warrior, one I thought was that Mario Out, and then Mario had to return to the castle to to the Throne Warrior accurate. PINTEREST fetch quests to get the coins. The story. Because it's actually a good Mario game his prior and some. Mario Game, I bet a lot of people listen to the show have never played before. I even knew existed there were I had some people industry, and that warlike Mario Game. Is this like you don't know? On us. You don't know what the greatest Tutti Mario game is. A got the greatest, but it is up there agony for me. It is I. I get my favorite dot. Tutti Mario Game Rise. My favorite much. World is pretty awesome but. One of these days I'LL DO A. Play through Super Mario World One of these days I can give you an incentive, but we'll talk about that. So I kind a couple of things I I do WANNA kinda quickly. Mention like we have been skipped. We haven't mentioned the trees on trees on his a very interesting one. Where you're like you're jumping on leaves, reminds me a man to and you're fighting an you're finding aunts and hardhats at throw boulders at you. At one point thing, it's just it's very interesting it's. It's also very interesting. Because the only sold that lets you pick between two path OUGHTA gotta go through the path of the aunts, or or paddled Abe's I forgot about the night shift to be used because I I did the end you, too, so in the B stage there are bees. The have skulls for heads I. Think they're the punt is they are zombies? Also. What's up with us? Bowl fish enemies in the one stage meeting one that looks like a cow in a fish. Hey this. Is this the Mario Game were? They dumped everywhere shedding. Jason Mask. Works it shouldn't work, but all that just fits just fine I mean. This is a game. Anyone who loves a Mario Game could go back and play still and have a good time unlike Mario an one where you just be torturing yourself. It's it's very storybook like there's a zone. The turtles owns the bottom of the sea and pumpkin zones. All Horror Micronutrient down the trees owns full animals. It's very story, but feel like the bosses kind of represent that link with the three. Little Pigs in the witch and whatnot. So I wonder if that's Destig- going for I mean that's a real so basically. It is twenty thousand leagues under the Sea Fight Up, frigging octopus. As a boss so yeah. My. I learned something new. This game easy mode with less, if you, when you pressing select at the files lecturing displays the word easy mode top of the screen, which reduces number of enemies encountered in the game, and introduces some minor changes levels such as widening the crumbling skull bridges found in the final, slowing down the bubbles. Why I never knew that. CUT, out that last stage. Assuming. When I was a kid I got to Warriors Castle I never finished. I never got any. I think I eat them, but man. I think that it was might have been like one time only because I literally did not remember any of that so. I? Told you yesterday my gut. Always underestimate that lasts lot one. It's always brutal because like I, was playing my original card, so I didn't have saved states or rewind or anything. Legitimately and. Most of it here let me say what both me and manuals looking. Excuse me ran, says they actually? My note for the castle is just anger too cerebral. Was Rough challenging. This game is pretty you know has good difficulty throughout the game, and it just spikes Warriors Castle, and there are no checkpoints in his Catholic on every level in this all other levels. There's a bell midway through. You can hit whistle. Check point where you are and what you keep going, but that level does not have one for some reasons. Difficulty. It's kind of the UKULELE and the impossible layer of it's time. To play that no you, don't you? Know. I actually recommend you. Play Ukulele in the impossible air. Just whenever you finish all of the levels, just turn off the system. Don't don't do the impossible air. Dude I, it took me a frigging update or day actually put check because buzzed. had originally wanted release. It did not have any checkpoints indebted puzzle there. If you died, you have to restart back from the beginning at it's at. It's not five minutes. It's up ten minutes. It's like half an hour or more. That, you have to go through that, Gauntlet. It is showing me it's impossible. Basically that there are pe-, there are people who did legitimately but I'm not those people. Look like the completion Est. there's a an achieving I think for beating impossible like right at the beginning of the game and I think he said it's. Eight hours to do, it's not achievement you get A. ONYX! Yeah, you get one of the tonics of EUBOEA BE. You can still do that because you can switch either from checkpoint to checkpoint lists, but no milk. Thank you, that's wild. You would know who a trophy you're not so anyone would know. I after all a year, I finally got the platinum to that stupid game. The only take only trophy that I was missing. Was that stupid? beat the impossible layer. Glad again, but not the impossible layer power I would play. The rest of the game because it is a fun, Donkey Kong country style game. It's just bad. Last part everything prior to that is easy, added such a good time. Dan Difficult to just goes to impossible in that last level you're like. What happened here? I! Don't like when games do that like I. Don't like when a game a giant difficulties just same thing with this game like Warriors Castle it. Just it makes me not want to play something. Finish something when it's all kind of you need to. You need to bring that up a little by little. Yeah, yeah, because there's the Soyuz spike balls. There's the product plant statues that you've fireballs. The Kremlin skull bridges. The bridges raise you into the spikes. The enemy bubbles that you have to jump on twice and then you fight reo three times Yup. Yes, all all in one life normal, Warri Auto, firewall radio and then flying warrior. Got Ahead of the three times every time they do give you a power up before each fight to. Unless you're a sucker, and you still have the bunny the second one and you get the mushroom and lose. That is not not that high. No anything about that. We didn't mention. Is that in this game? And you collect one hundred coins? You don't get an extra life. You Actually Bank your coins in order to use a little shop where you get like gamble and try to win power ups or especially to slow machine known as a better way to put it so by the time I by the time I got the six gold coin I had almost not under ninety nine, so like I might as well just save up and again twenty extra lives which I ended up deleting Rose Castle. How is this? NBA Two K. twenty away. Wouldn't you talking about? We don't get their cancelling. Machines you play sports games. No I don't. Think so because there's no, you wouldn't be platinum sure so it would for you. The all the all sports game that I have played and have the platinum as rocket league. Thought. You're going to say mad. No six. That was thousand point. Play in one of the NBA Games, it's like a story mode, and you go through the player's career, a name, my character Tyler Tyler, and just made him fall down the entire game as pretty fun to get by reference, my no, it's not a reference that I often my. Something my brother is the one that's right now. He's on the other room and he's playing MBA to twenty so. Near thing I do WANNA mention we should. We'll talk about the warriors that were just about done with this game. Whole lot to say. Thing I did forget to mention. Is that when you kill a hundred enemies in this game? A star dropped Sri so the speed runners. You play this game. They will purposely not. They will purposely kill people in certain spots to hit the hundred counter right inside Warriors Castle, so they can brew breach. Pass those last couple enemy, which is. I. I can't do that I tried when I. Originally when I point is like at one point. I was trying to play this legit on emulator net. Didn't I didn't last long? So I was like why? Why am I why punishing myself exactly half fun? Would you WanNa do that, but the fight with warrior against fighting. Worry over you shoot in a fire and he like flying around like it, it's it's a fun boss I just at that. Getting to him is way too challenging. It really should have been a halfway point in that level. Now there's also the bells the end level that take you to the little many games. Oh, yeah, there's multiple different ways. Yeah the claw machine, and then there's one where kumble rats or more electrical wires and you hit one of the buttons, and the spark you follow the spark, and wherever the spark ends up. You get one of the power ups. So pro tip everyone if you get the Kremlin machine, let the crane go all the way the right, and when it hits all the way, the left hit the button. You'll always get three extra lives. Why did not know that I remember that for the kids on how I was not what I was expecting. That and warriors laugh when you fight him there. Where where is always stuck with me? morio become such a huge character for the series and the thing that you know this is where he came from like. There's the first game where you get to fight Oreo. Yeah, character and this. He's like three times Mario Size Lilia. When you beat them shrinks down jumps out the window. In the next Mario Land game shoot mile which we're not talking about tonight. It's called war. You'll Lance Mario Lamb, which I've never really shut its boy, I never played it either I've the only. Is Debt Stan then the first wireless Dan from there is that continue with waterline to tree or drop off the Mario Lanza far land from that on. Okay, so I I played the rest of them than I am. Were to three and four trading the best at and Worrell entry is one of the best to the platform Games ever, I always people pre praise three and four. I've I've never played them I i. have read as again as a kid, but still I played them again at least tree a few years back when I got the treaty s that was in two thousand sixteen, so plenty seventeen around that time and I played. Played on the tree s still fantastic game. It's so different from any Mario game because I. Mean it's not Mario. It's warrior, but still plays so differently since you don't die me, though it's more of a of an exploration by platformer to settle, you know straight up platformer with lives and dying and all that stuff 'cause like a puzzle platformer. Where like you said you don't die while you're just takes on different states. Stunned by a bean, his face up and starts to float in the Air Yep to deal with that or learn how to use it to your advantage. It's really cool idea it is. I'm so mad that we haven't had another warrior land since she was shaking worry. What's what airline shake it or Eight! Yes, that is the one I know there's also game in Warri over twenty thirteen, so yes, I safe to say that's the last warrior game is woven. Shake it, yeah, but that. The game on warrior, I think that those like the warrior games, not not exactly the same as the warrior land, which is which are platforms I know that there was one on the Diaz that was master of guys believe. Guys I have not played that one either I have that, too. It's it's it's pretty interesting. You basically get different costumes kind of like the magical quest games. They give you different abilities interesting. It's SORTA canal. Might, check it out eventually. I can help you with that if you needed. I know away. I know a guy I guess. Those question memories. Your comments sad. Sure because I don't think we've. I've got one more thing. Yes, so he's what is important the. Music. Honestly, I don't think it's quite as good as Lambeau again. Listen to music lag, vk might be nostalgic, but I fall in love the. Game it's it's. It's like the kids say these days it's laps. Just anyone actually say I've had it yesterday when we recorded for A. For Guardians of the Galaxy. Yeah. Know or if they have or are they do or do not say it, but I think people say lot anyway. I was GONNA bring up the the weird stage on the over there over world. It's like right near the trees on. Did you guys do that? No. I I was trying to figure out what purposes serves because there's only four coins in it, so it's not like bill coins anything. Yeah, he's run through the stage that it ends and nothing that I could figure out I. Don't think it serves a purpose. I? Do know what you're talking about. I I did I played it before this time. I didn't play. It might be you know. Extra level the game or something yeah. That's that's all I got for that. Let's go to question. I got people that backup. I, we're going to start from the overblown group. I one I got rent Johnson. Johnson well shoot Marlon to hold a hyper specific place. My brain as a summer camping trip game the only time I've ever played as a kid with borrowing the copy. Another kid had a yearly group of family. We all went to Pine Crest Lake Campgrounds with. I'll from John. Rommel's at the first one. I played a lot like looking in the music was confused about the city. No didn't feel like the any S Mario Game. It's not. From Matt Tilleke Ten Tin Marlon. Who is a near perfect handheld game? Amen from Matthew Craft Marlon is God Teeter Marianas. Texas instruments calculator game. Oh right from Chris Trove over it. Soup Maryland is superfund but man when you run out of lives, the game and you have to start over from the start because of that. I got really good at since I had to stat continue last handful levels which are much more challenging the first two thirds of the game, also the auto run shooter shades, Superfund I love pilot in the submarine I fucking hated it, but. Again it's the best part of that games and from the laser time group I from Tom Pollock I love Mario and to the different land. Really Fun played countless hours on my gameboy. Hundred percent right? From Jack Rodriguez dougerty both are Hella Weird, but pretty fun. I especially creepy land punk in land in six golden coins featured enemies that were hockey masks with knives embedded in them. Always loved I always liked the Super Spooky cute aesthetic. Side. I think that that was like my first introduction to Jason Wasted Jason. Jason Dev I meant to be a reference. Your I mean you can tell us whether going again. If you know anything about early, tend to give a shit about copyright. He's like Donald Early Games nobody like if you ever played found, and you listen to the music music in that game straight up hoppy to real music, and they just put it in bit tunes mostly Beatles. Same with colonel trigger. Robles theme is from. Is the Rick Wrong? Though what? Must Listen To, both you'll see what I mean. Oh, my God it's do do do do do do do in their underwear in their. Last one from this group I'll fill up long. Get my memory sketchiest fuck, but in about ninety ninety one. My best friend from primary school went to the USA on holidays, and my parents had to bring back a Gameboy for super. Mario Antennas with the only games we had for a long time. Having only played. PC Games prior Marlon was probably the first game I ever finished Michael Dolan says. All right from the giant bomb group personnel I wanna read this. We mentioned. This is a good one from Zachariah. Smith I can't stand the fireballs in the first one. How shoot is ridiculous? Yes, they don't. You can only a couple onscreen. All the shooting is done when you joy. Button both game. You don't have a button just to shoot, so there are time where you have to be careful how you shoot, and if you shoot too many balls in the first one, then you can't shoot again on ridiculous. Pretty sure you can only have one onscreen and if. One. Underground like it can be very frustrating. It's doing games. Eight inch. Youth Players Games on the show. If I am I. Going more feature I've played worse games on my because you like to suffer who? Again you're in good company. From will bury Joe I remember being really creeped out by the ending castle with the moving clouds above them also goes level to spinning gears or a pain for music. It probably still are. Little known by liked him, and from Cody Borhan. The Mario Zone theme is to verily underrated. I can't remember it, but I think. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, that's the one turned about playing right before i. read this recording a little bit. It was yeah it was no good. It's bopping. From Mike Coogan Super Mario Land One confused. The heck out of the I didn't know why the fireball bouncing over the screen like it did, but eventually I mastered that Game I. Think There are parts of that game I never figured out. It was cool. Doing levels where you control the vehicles like level I never understood why the enemies looking acted weird, but after a while just accept it and had fun looking back now. That game was so easy, but as a kid, it was a good challenge. It's still hard. And I agree with this one ender. pendrey one is shit, too. Who's going to be something super negative about? Jimmy James Oliver I remember loving Mario Land to one of my favorite game. Boy Games growing up, see I'm glad when people have really good thoughts of of these games. Of To specifically you made. A lot of people like one A. Few more from the Gameboy Paradise, group and then we'll be done with this section from deb. When I was growing up, friend had mario to six gold coins. I love that game and would love to run through it again. Being I don't think I ever beat or time before I left that friend's house, great levels and Matt. I'm pretty sure you can still play. Marlon too can be bought on. Es, I think is radio. It's on. It's on the shop on Treaty S I have a okay. I mean that's I mean play it Super Mario Onto I, will say a hundred percent by it for the four dollars. Play or played any way you can. Some people say it's absolutely worth the floor doors. It's it's short, but Atlanta horse. To Marlon one I'd say about forty percent by. Some people like it, I like it. Okay. Speaking people like it from Roman goggles suit Marlon the best game on the Gameboy for me number one forever. Jake that we had one game at this point, yeah! I mean hey more power to you. You enjoy this but I just don't understand. That's all. So he said I love King Wow I'm assuming a lot of its massage. If he played the game at the right time, it would stick with you forever Ashley there's links up wake any pokemon yellow pokemon crystal like I'm saying I. Don't think he put McChrystal game coming Pokemon. Gold and silver. Okay fine. Maybe yeah, you're right now and everybody our game I don't know what I'm talking about. Let's keep crystal. Crystal is color because I was the right you. Think, you can play it on. The gameboy takes all the color I WANNA say. It's like a weird, weird, backwards compatible thing with like specifically that game. Yeah, there something will would probably like impede your from progressing I mean there are a couple of Gameboy. Unquote Gameboy Color Games that you can play on the original Gameboy, but I think that they some somewhere. In that game you will find something that will prevent you from continuing laying on a normal gameboy. Just like link's awakening the the colored engine. You cannot do it unless you have a gameboy color. Well. No equivalent silver says gameboy color. Right in the box two so. I'm just GonNa go with you know. Pope Marin blue then for this season. That's interesting, because on golden over were not exclusively to gameboy color in. I got nothing this. Matter Aright from Alice Roberts first game was a gameboy exclusive. The sequels world part sort of in my opinion, good game, just not the first one I. I wouldn't call it. A I wouldn't really call it. A were a world port it also, it feels very much its own game some have to is nowhere near being. Super Mario World. Yes, it has the man by there's no. That's that's literally it. It has the map. Everything else is different. The enemies are different. You can choose the areas differently now. From It's it's called the world like. Me Because it's the best. I know I got a couple more from anti photography. I know that wrong. People often forget how short sticks golden coins it is great just short. Just say long enough. Sir doesn't need to be any longer. It doesn't make me think though. We had awakening recently a remake. What a remake of six golden coins be good or necessary. I don't think that it would be necessary per se but after. Out, there may maybe a bonus thing to something else males, we all so of people know of its history, and that it's that that it exists i. i Don or maybe just take both games. Make them play exactly the same both games. into one adventure make a remake of like call. It Super Mario Land remained. It's now I fuck one. Just you just take Sim. You add color your remastered a little bit, and you'd be all set to go. Zim Slept on something like that in the shop, five ten dollars in calling in today. It would be five tonight. It'd be twenty or thirty. And intendo is link's awakening was remade in charge sixty bucks for it. Okay Oh. Yeah, contend. Oh don't hand him on new punt snap. It's going to be sixty bucks to the THA. That's why I don't play games until many years later because the prices do not go down Mike when they release them like example. Shumar like Zelda Russell wild is still sixty young. Okay, but but that game it I kind of see it like you knows. Has I have been keeping up with Nintendo for a years now and I know how they work in in terms of not lowering their prices Silva. I can kind of understand because it's a new game. It's so huge, but something like a frigging port of donkey, Kong trucks in. A game that was on the we you for fifty bucks sixty dollars on the swing by plays. Funky, call now for today they figure to no one bought a we you anyway. Why not rebel for sixty and that's the problem that then the the consumer just goes. Oh, well, it's Nintendo. Here's my Monte Mario. My mind. That was good. I'm GonNa read one more comment I'm gonNA. Read from Robert Colegio tomorrow with the first game I bought for myself alongside Tetris IB after a few days Marlon to so much better in terms of playability, but having quite beaten yet I should play that one again soon. Yes, you should. Agree to that that it is better playability. It'd better around thinking. To better playability. Yeah, yeah, there's nothing good about one. I'm going to say that again and again one is. I want you to listen to the soundtrack for this. Some of town it's not gonNA. Win Me over. The game is not fun. It don't care what sounds I'm listening to go. You're talking about Mike the. Guy Who doesn't not listen to soundtracks. Play, a trigger for the show I will listen to everything in that game. What didn't just one of those games? That's a big part of my childhood, so which vital way if anyone is listening didn't know what the answer to what Mike's favorite game. Is Ronald Traeger. I didn't keep that up long enough because my wife posted a different trigger I'm like well I guess we're done that now. I saw it just kind of gave up like people weren't trying to get more people. I mean people don't give a shit about soccer shelter. Wife on mind would though the giveaway had been. Kroto triggered and people who have probably. It'll be other giveaways I have more. I have more steam codes. We'll do it again at some. Point I racing they. Any anytime one more. One more thing to add for. We wrap up so that that level I was talking about apparently called a ten day course. In says the most guides note that it's basically forgetting an extra lives. Out Like I, guess if you run out of lines, you can't afford to go to the casino. It's an alternative apparently extent through a game. We game to give you a way to you know just replace something like that. I can. I can see that it has a name like that though I mean, you're also have the secret levels that surprised you extra life. You're help you. Keep your things so. One of the the hidden zones and macro zone, a hidden exits took me straight to the to the boss says Pretty Nice Oh, that is cool to skip to the other levels of not being at all in the same all right I think we to show for box. And for shelter box will have you picked each one you know Marlon one first and then Mario and who's the two different game and that's kind of. How do we have to two games on the show so Emmanuel Singer? The guess, why don't you go first? I. Think we all know what I'm going to say. I think that I've said it enough during the entire episode to justify my answers and my ranking and my shelf or box for both games look so we're Marland one the only redeeming quality that I can give it is the Scott down. The spaceships or submarine, or whatever you, WanNa call them Those were not godawful in. It's not like the game doesn't control super well, but man. It's just so rough going back to that kind of game, especially someone like me who did not grow up playing the s Mario's or none of that which this game is basically just the port of except that they change the enemies, and the backgrounds of to make them accommodate better to the Gameboy. So Sober Marlon one it. It goes in the box to never be seen again. It will, the box will go into the void so that it never exists, and there is only Super Mario land to Cisco Coins, and all you have to do a manual, you just wait. Another earthquake hits Puerto Rico which will come anytime and you just wait till the whole rips open his. Toss it in there. I send this sacrificed to your of quake. Never come back and all of a sudden, it comes back worst. Almighty. But Super. Mario land six golden coins on the other hand is one of my favorite Mario Game. It was my first Mario game so I I know that I have a lot of nostalgia for and maybe I'm biased because of it, but still playing it again to this day. It's still a pretty tab. frigging good Mario Game. Warriors Castle is the only place that it's. You know but otherwise the rest of the game is pretty damn solid fighting all of these different bosses that you never see ever again and from reo game is something that I actually like an love because it makes this game feel unique and distinct from every other Mario game that was that came before, and has come since so yeah, and like I said the music. It's popping its slaps. You know kids, if you. You know it's a banger. It's a banger. It's Nabil's. It's it's let it's it's. One of you're young enough to be making these comments. Talcott now close. But yeah I I bring loved. tour Mario Land to six coincided obviously goes in. The Shelf, highly recommended. It and bring it back. And how about you? Mike Prize? No, are I'm. GonNa put both games on the shelf because. Again it might just be nostalgia like I absolutely play both of these games again someday like Marlin to just pop and being twenty minutes in jam long to the soundtrack and to play again and I wonder wires castle analogous super pissed at it, but eventually will persevere in finish it, too, so it's just a matter of time, but yes, they're both gone on the shelf. For that first comment, you made about Super Mario and all that popped. My head was tell me lies. That just came I. Hit a when you said that truth all right I'll. I'll go. Ask I think it's obvious also. Rest of US Marlon. One is going into fucking box. I don't ever need to play it again. I beat it twice now. In the last two years was last year. I want to say before I started the show and then once this year for the show and I Never WanNa play Mario and one again in my life. Going Shoot Marlon to is great. I had fun. I wouldn't be without safe states, but still fun will great haven't played it. Pick up a copy on three yesterday. You don't have a thirty S, and you have a computer or have a phone. As the play. Who will help you out? Hey, my buddy vin hook up just google. So just don't try to play. The keyboard that. You could not that complicated. But farmers keyboards is still the work well. No, but I. I have before when I first got into roms and I didn't have a controller, because I was younger and I played on keyboard worked RPG didn't work so well for other stuff fell. Yeah, definitely, check it out going on the shelf Marlin Tuna Shelf Marlin one in the box. Expected this to go. Yeah, yeah, I mean especially when we were talking so. I think I'll introduce what we're talking about next week next week. We're going to be finally. Dig Into Halo combat evolved licenses once it evolved from Previous combats early I got nothing. I know I I'm going to try to look that up before we record next week. Okay, I should have the game beaten tomorrow. Find out why it's called Halo combat I will try I. 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Super Mario Bros. 35th Anniversary Direct Reactions - NVC 524.5

Nintendo Voice Chat

39:34 min | 10 months ago

Super Mario Bros. 35th Anniversary Direct Reactions - NVC 524.5

"The. Nintendo Voice Chat Episode Five, hundred and Twenty, point five, five, hundred, one half. We're bringing you a special extra special episode today because. You Know Lo and behold once again, Nintendo has decided to drop a metric ton of news the day after we recorded Nintendo voice chat. So we are talking about the Super Mario Brothers thirty fifth anniversary intended direct that happened just a couple of hours ago I'm joined by my friends Casey to freedus hello pair Schneider I'm getting the hamburger. For those of you don't understand that reference listen to the full episodes and you'll get it and then of course Brian Hall Tano it's a Me Bryant. It's good. It was it was nice to get like this fleeting microdosing serotonin today you know just like a little little dart, just a taste just a little taste is funny because I I woke up this morning about an hour after the the directed happened and a bunch of people responding to Pairs tweet about like you do a mini episode. Will you cover this news and I was like Oh my God it must have actually happened because we spent a fair amount of time yesterday talking about whether or not. We'd actually get the news and what whether we thought that the collection was coming etcetera etcetera so For those of you for those of you that somehow are in the know yet, we did get a big. Sixteen minute look at what has planned for March thirty. Fifth Anniversary. And that of course includes the Super Mario long-rumored Super Mario Three D all-stars collection, and that is. Super Mario Sixty four, Super Mario, Sunshine Mario Galaxy We're going to go ahead and talk through all of the announcements. There he is We're GONNA talk through all of the announcements from the direct. Today in chronological order. So we'll save that stuff for last, but I wanted to start with a couple of quick things today. Announced throughout the course of the direct who has just like a ton of merchant events. All over Nintendo Mine Intendo Mario Kart Tour Smash Mario Makers Platoon to animal crossing. They're all getting Mario specific events in items on. There's a ton of toys and clothes and board games all sorts of stuff coming out between now in March thirty first which. Is a pretty important date to this Mario anniversary that we're GonNa talk about your soon on and then also Super Mario. All Stars the original snes collection is coming out on Nintendo, switch online services today. So if you're listening you play those great games are right now on your Nintendo switch, but let's go ahead and start with. The first thing that Nintendo announced that probably Brian and para very excited for because we are old men but that is. Of the Mario Game in watch, a special edition that is coming out in November thirteenth on. This is just a little game in watch guy that has a deep had added for smooth controls. Brian I saw you I saw you talking about it in Intendo voice chat? Why don't you tell us a little bit about this this little special goody. So this is a really cool little toy. It looks like it's going to run about fifty bucks pr aren't live yet, but it has Super Mario. Brothers one and Super Mario Brothers two levels plus a remixed version of ball, which is one of the first game and watch games oddly enough there was a super. Mario Brothers. Yeah. Is Justice Juggling Guy they just you know? SWAP head onto him the club. Nintendo game and watch is one of the first physical rewards they did a while back, which was super cool that played a single game on it and also doubled as an alarm clock but the obviously the game watches the original nintendo handheld. It's the first thing they ever made was a portable system and usually only like you'd have to buy them individually that had one game on a time of you know game watch from smash brothers for repeatedly bringing some very, truly bad levels. To that franchise but still worth noting because it's it's hard mental history weirdly enough there wasn't a Super Mario Brothers game and watch back in the day and it was like baby blue that played a sort of like a LCD version of Super Mario where a platforms kind of generated as he ran along a very different than the last one but that's curiously not included here. But still this is an awesome little treasure, a cool little throwback and something again that I don't need but I will buy, and this will now usher in yet another time where I've purchased the original Super Mario Brothers in some capacity which I think. took. Five. More versions of that game at least popped up throughout this though show which we'll talk about. But Yeah this is a cool auditing. I'm glad they're making it it it is. It is weird to like we talked about what's what Nintendo's next standalone hardware released would be I. Think everybody was banking on sixty four classic being the next one in line. This one I couldn't have predicted because a game and watch collection in the shape of a game watch total sense right have done single screen or dual screen on tried to collect most of the Games in their. You. Know they obviously very simple and it wouldn't be as popular as a supine classic are sixty four classic, but it's still really cool and so they tried to do both right there honor the game and watch and then are releasing Mario as a standalone, and obviously the original game in watch unit does not have a color screen like that. So there's a little bit more to it than just a little LCD a handheld that you getting here. Y-. I'd be interested in a game and watch collection, but I am also like Brian. I saw this thing and I was like I don't need that but I want it so badly. I need I don't need to spend fifty dollars on super, Mario? Brothers like that is not a game that in twenty twenty s worth fifty dollars but. There's something about this form factor. You know the the FAMICOM colors like it just taps into this special part right back here in my brain. That's like I must buy that I must have must be mine and I love it. I'm going to get it to like. That's awesome. I. Was going to ask you because I know I know you came in around the Super Nintendo era so I wanted to this was of any interest at all. So my very first game was Super Mario World and my second game was Super Mario. All Stars. Very, excited to kind of revisit this because I I haven't honestly I haven't played those games a significant amount of time since I was a kid and I, I mean I love I like things I don't know if you can see behind me. Of stuff. Says Small. Problem with things but I. I love this I love this game and watch. I think it's really cool. I already have a switch Ds I. Already have phone have an IPAD but I want this to because you never have you can never have enough devices to play things on. Embarrassingly my first thought when I saw this like when they said and also because it's a game watch, it's course it's also o'clock I have like an old style like. Digital clock on my on my nightstand So I'm not looking at my phone throughout the course night in the first thing I thought was like, Oh, I can replace my clock with this game and watch that would be cool. Because I'm a huge nerd but yeah, they're they're the on I believe it was the ds I, the DS light. The one of the first ones let you go online and download APPs. There was a super mario clock APP for that that I use them all the time it was like three bucks. And didn't have a playable version of Mario. It was just an bit Mario the ran up and down, and it showed you time it was. But yeah, I woke up to that for a full two or three years of my life. Nice. So then you're right there with me sounds exactly. What you to use my Kitchen timer. interesting I. Forgot that was the thing. Either way I think that it's a super cool little throwback in and. A really nice way to celebrate Mario's thirty fifth anniversary in a way that is. Reminiscent of of where Mario started how he got his his introduction they're. Very excited for that another thing. I'm excited about it and I know Peres excited about is Super Mario Three D world coming in intend to switch that was the second announcement here. So. The big thing out of this is obviously browsers fury which I'm curious to hear what you guys think that might be but Yeah we knew that that are we hoped that Mario Three D world was coming to the the switch so. He tells a little bit about what this announcement means tra- from Rei fans on switch. What means that they will not be a lot of games left on the we you can only be played on that system right? We're getting really close now I would just need some more win win than a blatant stuff but no it it means that we're getting a game that is fairly recent and Luke's really really good. Still I actually booted it up this morning with my daughter to just look look at it in comparison it's a very, very, pretty game. It was hampered by a couple of things when it first came out, I felt at least right like. Being released on the we you. Being on the way you. So where few people played it, it's still a couple, billion units, of course, but like I felt like there were a couple of things going against it in I know I know there are a lot of people out there who love it I've always felt the run speed was too low. Even even like the standard movement speed was low and. They did that in order to let you coordinate a little better with the other four players because it is a four player game, it Semi Three D. so it's not like Odyssey, Omarosa sixty four where you go free explorer kind of like halfway between the side scrolling three d game, and then it was local only at a time where you know a lot of people want to play games with their friends who have moved away and so sounds like this game fixing a Lotta that the the the run speed. Is. Up they made some tweaks to the Gameplay, the way it looks and feels as is slightly is definitely addressed and this game isn't even done in development. But like I booted up the we version this morning and even compared to the to the video, we saw its blurrier so you can definitely see the resolution op, the grass textures everything looks a little bit more sparkly and Shiny, and then there's this whole add on to it and I mean you asking the question what it is like I like rain. It's hard with thunderstorm an ominous like catch shrine in their trees with cat ears and so that's that's all we need. Right? Do you do you think it's like a like a pack of evil remix versions of pre existing levels because that's kind of what I got from. I think it's similar to. Super Luigi Yeah. I. Think that there's something something akin to that i. hope that it is like really tough levels which is what you're saying a lot because some of those later levels especially like the endgame levels Super Mario Three d roper unbelievably hard Oh God. Yeah. I'd love I'd love to see some like really tough. Like tough expansion for this game. If. You have your level so. I don't think they're just doing speed runs of existing levels I think new stuff because the style looks very different. We didn't see that look in the kind of kind of like a post-apocalyptic. Mario three like Casey what were you saying that saying it looks like I think it will be more difficult like you said with the extension but I, also think the that the way the camera panned into that area maybe you will be more open exploration type area. To add on and maybe they were also additional levels. But that I just saw the there's a platform with revolving doors that it kind of went through and if that open area wasn't playable like, why would that be they're? In dose interesting. Sort of rate. If it's like a three d hub world the allows you to get into other levels and stuff like that. That can be really cool like if this is basically not necessarily like open world breath of the wild fish. But like you know open world ish kind of like the way the some of the God of war games or the Tomb Raider Games with. Like a big environment with a bunch of different levels you can go to that'd be really really awesome. I WANNA point out two things one this is one of the best co OP games ever made handsome, and if for some reason you miss out my God is a super fund and they're adding like legit online co op to this thing which I think hopefully, we'll work I mean, historically Nintendo hasn't been the best at that but. This seems like it's going to address some of those problems in to this is where get the thing originated from a long see fans might remember Jose Otero screaming get to me which I believe was like a double cherry. And me not doing it so. Yeah. This is this is one of those just like classic sort of like frantic competitive. multiplayer games that is superfund locally I played this game for I. Think I played I almost hundred percent of this game. Last two or three levels were like really really hard Song I've been wanting to go back. Honestly I've had my we hooked up just to replay this game and I haven't started because I was waiting for this announcement. This is one of those like stuck in jail games that I'm so glad as being released so that it's being released to A. Giant Group of people who own the switch because millions of more people on the switch. So a ton of people are going to get to play this game for the first time I cannot wait. We add it is such a good game that that's that's my go ahead pair. I was GONNA. Say How are they going to do the Remember the hidden blocks that would show if you scream. It had it use the microphone ahead? That's right. If you made noise hidden blocks would appears like this kind of like glassy outlasted you shake you could do like shape problem I do something. I do not remember that at all. Yeah. It actually that wasn't a feature just thought it was and it was just a lot of times screaming into his you just. Wait to we'll have to wait too terribly long for this. This is coming out February twelfth twenty, twenty one just in time for Valentine's. Day You can buy it for your survey I I. Love this game I think it's a criminally underplayed Mario Game I'm very excited for more people to get to take. I will say that that's the way too long to wait and I wanted immediately. I was GONNA say am one of the Fun Times I've had at idea and was doing that a dream for newspaper Marlboros you deluxe with you and Brendan Brian and I, Love Brenda Bryan. Bryan and. I wish. I want to do this for this when to. Kate after. Stepping back in time for a newer newry, Mario released back to the very original Mario Releases supermario thirty, five new take on the original Mario Game giving it the tetris ninety nine route here. So this is a battle Royale Mario Game I didn't play a ton of Tetris ninety nine although I definitely saw the appeal. This looks really cool to me because it is a time attack mode. Against a bunch of different thirty, five different players and you can do things like defeating enemies it will send them over to other screens and vice versa. What do you think about this Casey I want to start with you. Man. I have no idea what to. What to say I don't. Know it looks. Cool. It completely. Unexpected but I will play it and it looks honestly okay. Sorry I got my thoughts collected Mark Medina is probably super excited about this. Oh. Yeah. Want to see him streaming because I believe he would run mark racket. Marketing it as speed runs for Super Mario Sixty four and I believe other ones as well. But I know that's his main jam but I think he would absolutely kill this. Think he'd be very good at this as well. I'm Ryan guys you as a gun knows you guys play super. Mario. Brothers deluxe in the gameboy color. because. That was the first time. They ever introduce a multiplayer version of the original as Mario Levels which was. You basically race against a ghost believe you can race against other players, which is super cool and taking that and multiplying it by the Super Tetris ninety nine approach is really really awesome superintendents. It also sort of points out wide Nintendo was so swift with the cease and desist for that fan made Super Mario Battle royal game that was going around a couple of months ago. I don't think I remember that but they man, they pounce on that one quick But Yeah I, I hope that this is something that grows I'm a little. Worried about, and this'll become a running theme for this episode but this is a timed. This is basically time to release that visit here after this at all. Yeah. I believe they said that would tetris ninety nine to begin with I could be mistaken but that one seems to have stuck around gotten regular tournaments and themes and diet to me. This looks like one of those things where you could you could build and grow off this platform for a very long time like you could. You could infuse this with Mario to or Mario World graphics like. This is such a great. Sort of base for an idea of a game. Maybe it'll be only available until March thirty first through Nintendo's which online. You can buy it. That's that's what I was going to because this this is coming exclusively nintendo switch online members but only. Available October first, but only available through March thirty first but I like. I don't like but I do think that it's probably. An interesting take for Nintendo to to have it exclusively free NSO players. Through the thirty first and then offer it to everyone for you know ten bucks wire. Yeah. I actually don't think they'll do that. I. Think what you're seeing now is the strategy that they tried to implement with a Sotela view on the Super Famicom back in the nineties where. It. It's almost like old school in your television not like modern streaming. TV. Where they're special events that are going on and everybody gets excited and everybody rallies around it. Fifty thousand people watching currently on twitch. and. Then they replaced the experience with something new. So it becomes almost this this live events or could for them but on their console I think they I think they've been meaning to do this longtime obviously see the Aviv back in the days via satellite. And so. I think this is what Nintendo online is gonNA. Be I think they will have these limited experiences that you can enjoy and you better jump in. Now otherwise you're gonNA miss it, and then of course, like a year later, they'll bring it back in they have some new levels or. Something like that. They just don't have enough titles like tetris ninety nine in this to do that strategy yet. But I think this might be the start of it. Yeah I think it's an interesting idea. I'm admittedly terrible at the original Mario Brothers like I've just so bad that that original game that I don't I don't necessarily see myself playing a ton of this and trying to win any of these competitions but for folks that are into speed running for folks that love Tetris Ninety nine in love Mario like I. Think this is a really cool. Really cool deal. I am however pretty darn good at Mario Kart and we did get an interesting new take on the Mario Kart series today. In the form of Mario Kart live home circuit unintended taking Toyota approach here with this new Mario Kart. It's a remote controlled, a our game based on tracks that you build out of the stuff in your house. This looks crazy apparent. This seems like something that you would be the first person to jump aboard on. So why don't you tell me a little bit about this? Well, Zach. I will definitely by this. This. We've talked about this. So many times whenever we think Nintendo is done doing the crazy toymaker stuff they wouldn't out like this right and like this is kind of like it's it's halfway between laughable and halfway between control cars in a little Boogie Mongo makes Dan, right like this is kind of like the amalgamation of. Of Toys to life but not centered around collection. This is more like you know some of the some of the what was that racing track thing that you could build on in the office to get. It's a little bit more like that what you have real live racing, but they add virtual element to it. We'll see how much fun it is to play Right Mario Kart is fun because it's super fast. You can play against lots of people and the tracks outrages. My son's room is outrageous. Be Really interesting to see if if this track could survive that one. But I think in the end it is it is going to be like a cool novelty that you'll play and it's it's definitely this could be one of those super hot Christmas toys where every. Kid who sees this commercial I don't know what do kids still watch commercials anyone who sees this Kids. Are GonNa want this the. Toy Toi commercial youtube is like a huge huge industry like kids I worried about that too because I was like do kids even buy toys anymore but yeah, that that stuff goes nuts. I would i. Wish for? It Yes do which. and. I. Also I notice it only comes in two different versions, Mario Luigi and I wonder how many younger siblings are going to be upset about being stuck with Luigi. One. Why not a third version? Why not also peach? Why can't we get? I think is it two different versions or as the Luigi won the add on car? I think it's just the two different cars I mean. The software is a free download the the did. Start. Just like scanning your looms and avoidance hungry. That's actually that was actually what I was. GonNa. Ask you guys next is like how how many of us were watching this and like looking around thinking I could get him under their could get them over here. You can go up over this thing, right? Ramp like my apartment's mostly carpeted. So I was immediately like, oh no, this is not going to work. I should move the united figure. My my house is mouses. The configuration on my house is really weird. It's if you know what an cler home was would he's like nineteen sixties, modern homes that had an atrium minute. So they had like an opening in the middle of the house. So like almost like a circle. And then my house was one burnt down in the due to rebuild it made as a two story. So my second story is basically this three sixty walkway and you can see the first floor from op there. So that's cool. It's yeah and you'll have greyhounds jumping across obstacles I. Honestly figured you already you already had this. Sort of the things I just thought you have baked. Your. Car Guy An intendo guy, and you have the square footage for I figured you just had this. Yeah this one, hundred percent like as soon as I saw this I know pair is GonNa. Be on the front lines through this like I know he's GonNa run out and get this day one. Well even even if it's not fun to play in the end, it's just a tech is so clever and like yeah idea to make these cars with with cameras on them. It's like it's such a clever take on the our end, the toys to live genre in one, and then you know they're they're a couple of things They have these little track elements that looked like lavaux. Honestly. The little gates it did say that track elements are sold separately. So we'll see what the what this looks like. If it's a hit, maybe they'll release add on packs, little ramps and stuff like that. Maybe super thanks really clever and the the team behind it they haven't. They it's a bunch of veterans said founded this studio right? Valance studios people worked on Nintendo Games than the past and like friendly they've been they've been working on this thing for a while. And they're going to release a on their website. They're gonNA release a blog about the creation, the idea behind it what sparked in and stuff I'd be interested to read. I'd be interested to read that because. The. The only thing that like that was a detraction to be when I was watching this this trailer was like, how how will these cards actually work? You know when you're hit with obstacles like The freeze blocker, the blue shell or something like. What does that mean when the car stops are you trying to avoid this car? It's when you're convening controlling what happens when you're your bluetooth around or whatever is connecting the cards to your switch cuts out like A lot of questions to be answered there. But if it's a veteran team, that's that's tried and tested that's speaks to hopefully the quality this game, the Really interesting to me is that there are in this video, there's a lot of kids. The kids are basically making a out outside of universe obstacles. The A that falls down and like how does how does your little Mario men know that he got hurt in real life like I understand how digitally he can send the message back to the physical carpet the physical card just hits lol. Yeah. That's The camera can detect the obstacles I wonder if it would notice my cat and live. Life. My hope soon, God I hope to be so. I love by the way I love the notion like in the digital game the character gets hit by Turtle Shell, and then the cart stops you noted rat right like the way it's sync together. It's just really clever. Crazy toy maker, we'll know more air local coop, which is really nice. Although the idea of of cramming for of these little carts like into my house seems. Day. CHEESES We'll know more about this game relatively soon because it drops next month. Sixteenth. But then of course, the the big announcement today the one that I think everybody is here for is. Super Mario Three D all-stars You know we heard this supposedly back in February I think that this three collection was coming. Obviously we've had several episodes of NBC were we've talked about you know whether or not. We're GONNA get this what it would look like what the Games were. Today, we found out that this game is coming. This collection is coming to us on September. Eighteenth. Sixty, four, Mario Sunshine and Mario. Galaxy. Each of these Games are coming in higher resolution and getting the sixteen by nine treatment. sixty four specifically as in nine sixty, seven twenty in hand held on TV Mode Sunshine and Galaxy Nineteen Twenty by ten, eighty and TV twelve, eighty by seven, twenty and hand-held. These games what the showed off looks gorgeous. I think it's a smart collection i. see some people lamenting the lack of Mario Galaxy to but I'm. I'm really pleased with with this collection I preordered it immediately. Parallel. Let's start with you on a little bit about three. D. all-stars I mean first of all do. Do, you think they're holding out for a second three? D.. Collection. That's GonNa follow this that's. Going to have like Mario Land and galaxy to in it or ooh. Maybe. kind of it's kind of what else would you about? What? All SIMCHA, there's another three-day game or forgetting, right and. So they actually don't technically consider the. Three world three land as part of the. Open World Mario. Timeline, like they put up this graphic awhile back, you guys are probably you've seen it right back where it shows it shows like these Games Sunshine Galaxy Sixty four on one plane and underneath is the three land thirty south, which is really odd but. Yeah. So I mean my first reaction was like first of all, I'm super happy to be able to play these again, easily I do have a we you in a game cube hooked up right now six four is not hooked up and so just being able to play these games. So easily on the switch have access to them, it's just wonderful I'm really excited for that multiple excited that they bundling them instead of you know selling them separately for too much money I. Also, I was a little disappointed that they didn't do a full remake on Mario Sixty four I like that the game that is from a design perspective so Awesome like the the world unites a smaller world and everything is so well. That the only limitation to some people's enjoyment today will be that he looks really block he and it's limited and it's a four by three games still ride like the despite the opera's it's not white screen so although that I would have loved if they had gone all out and at least redid this one with the the textures and the look of Maya Odyssey by you know, it's also nice to have this classic. Running a nicely and in high resolution now. I. Think. Say I think the Mushroom Kingdom at the end of OSCE was kind of a cruel tease. You know, yeah, I think that we seeing that was like affected sixty four remake in this engine that would be like such a in such a a a nice amish to one of the most important games of all time. And I do see that. On twitter around the Internet people are are disappointed that these aren't. More remakes re masters. But I don't know I personally I think that just having a version of Mario Sixty four, that is clean and less murky and. Very sharp in this resolution is totally fine for me like I just WanNa play that game again, and this is a perfectly feasible perfectly workable version of that yet, and I'd I'd say that Galaxy is a very pretty game and the only disappointment with galaxy when it came out was that it was running on Weei which was the console out and not supporting hd at all right and. So getting that one in a high-resolution. Actually going to look really pretty had really yes lighting sunshine. So there are some tweaks, you can already see it in the trailer. There are a couple of corners in the original sunshine that really slow down they showed the Manta Ray level. For example, that one was a mess it could crawl like it could go to like four frames percents remember that low and. So I. DO think that address a lot of that. Hopefully, they remove some of the very punishing background filtering the the blur. As. They did with wind waker when they poured into the we you like if you go back to the original, Gamecube I games very blurry because of that that attempt to. Create this kind of the field looking. So I'm hoping they fix a lot of that. One thing that really should have been addressed with sunshine is the lighting engine. The lighting. I don't know if you remember when you start the game, it looks very gray and very drab, and it's because of this this concept of having the sun obscured and so Kim can look really ugly until you get you clean up and you let the sun comes through and then there are also some really pretty parts of the game. Especially, the little bonus stages use your background they kind of like wooden structures and stuff yet still pretty game. And I think it'll look really nice. But I wish I had touched it up. Just I was impressed with how how good it looked just in the trailer like I I was pretty taken aback. Sunshine is the only game in this collection that I've only played once and I was pretty surprised to to see see that in like Oh. Yeah. This looks much better than I remember Casey Brian Grave. Yeah. It out green, but it's actually much better than people remember i. Played it. Yeah. We were talking about this in another channel but you know we were talking about how? Super Mario Sunshine had a lot working against it because it had to follow in March sixty. Four. And I think that people I hope that people now having an opportunity to play it removed from that conversation. We'll see that it is a very, very good game. Casey Brian I wanted to ask you what what do you think Of these three games, which one will you be starting with Casey? Let's let's start with you which one you want to jump into I. So I was kind of hoping that I think most people that we would be getting a full remake of Mario Sixty four because it's One in this collection, but I think the value of having off three one makes me feel a lot better about repurchasing these games but I do I have a confession to make I actually never finished Mario Sunshine or Mario Galaxy I played them. For? Many many hours, but I just never finish them. I actually have a problem with a lot of games. Nintendo never finished Mario Sunshine says. No Really Look I. Love that game but that it's sort of it's sort of falls apart by the. Famously rushed. Well now get to finish the unfinished game on the switch. I. Think I'll think I'll start with Mario. Sunshine because. I. Think when I played the least as well. So I have the least. That one. Yeah. So I wanna I, WanNa read up on that. To go for most people right because sixty four. So re release on the on the S. Six. Floors been. Ported a few times actually. It was on the we you. Galaxy. One. You. So Sunshine is the only one that's been sort of like locked to one. Until three world. Obviously, that's much more recent. I. Think I'm GonNa play through these chronologically I love Mario Sixty four. Hundred presented Sunshine God. Yeah. Just looking at that level or he jumps on his blocks this sound effects of the enemies associate. Yeah So yeah. I'm GONNA play through chronologically. It's I haven't played galaxy since since one hundred percent initially released same with. Sunshine I really remember I. retweeted somebody put up a picture of their like received. A buying this game eighteen years ago the same day. I believe the wave bird came out which was like thirty bucks just awesome David. Still Works. Yeah mine too went to super cool. It looks really nice though yeah, there was there was a lot of really cool stuff in in in a sense that got pretty challenging and Yemen galaxy looks really good here. I. Totally right like having only seen it in I've seen some videos of it running pirated on the emulators and stuff like that on Dolphin on PC You're I think you're always going to get something better looking their I'm with you guys a little bit in that. I would have liked to see a slightly slightly more effort here. The big thing that I think everybody is is talking about here is why these? Why these Games are going away ranch feels it feels bizarre to me. It's extremely a one, thousand, nine, hundred, Disney vall pulled crap like this all the time where they'd be like Pocahontas is available on VHS. For the next two weeks and it's going away and it's just too. It is literally just to event is something star up a lot of consumer interests and they you know yank the rug out from everybody. And I do feel that it is differently. Yes, it is. It is a little bit anti consumer I do think that in a in a time where people are sort of you know feeling the pinch on their wallets a little bit more than ever that it's it's it's not really the best move I I don't think it's it's a weird weird thing to do. It's not something they've really done before. and so I don't really see the need for a I understand making the physical copy something that is a limited run But on the flip side, this is something that they're going to be. They're going to sell millions of copies of and so why not just keep it in the market especially removing it from digital shops what does that mean for those of us who download it I worried about stuff like that. You know. That with the we version, right like the we Mario collection thing though the anniversary thing they they discontinued that initial special edition pack and then they did the classics line up and then they re-released it but it didn't have all that kind of like the extras and pack ends in it so. We'll see I bet they'll just release them separately digital. Assets I think that that's definitely the case here is that. We're going to get them for sixty bucks in in one package which honestly like I would have preferred to see these three games like thirty, nine, ninety, nine for collection. I. Think that would have been just a home run but I think that these are going to be sixty five or sixty dollars for this package, and then down the road, they're gonNA release each one for you know twenty five or thirty bucks individually or maybe Meyer Sixty Four for less than than scaling up for each subsequent released but. I it's not. It's not a great look I don't feel but I do I'm not surprised that this is Nintendo's approach here because like Ryan said, this is something that is is a practice that's been utilized by companies since the nineties where it's like this is an exclusive thing. This is a window of exclusivity like yet it now before it goes away to try and bolster sales we are we are running pretty short on Time Oh sorry Casey I did just want to clarify real quick that this is limited. Release time, not production so far no they will make plenty of them to be purchased just after that date, you can no longer purchase it. So I wouldn't read about the physical copies being. Gone. Lately this is something that people new in our podcast forums on. We're talking about like if you're jerks if you buy more than one, but I don't think that's the case of limited production at least maybe I don't know I could be wrong about that. Yes right? Yeah. I wouldn't be surprised if we see people scrambling to find physical copies of this, it's just sort of anti-theft to the sort of historian aspect of making these Games playable for the first time for modern audiences for so long only to take it away from them like I, such a bummer to me it's like just make this a permanent fixture make it part of the selling point of switch I mean just saying you can play. To the best three D Mario Games of all time end Super Mario Sunshine in the same place on switch is a really you know it's a really good thing to sell consoles. Absolutely. We do have to wrap it up here pretty quickly. But one last thing that I wanted to talk about was. Some Additional Mario Merge Casey. Why don't you tell us about this black milk collab-? So I just wanted to give you guys a PSA. So we saw just two pieces from black milk and I'm actually wearing the sleeveless shirt is the business time shirt and it looks like that's what the mushroom. Mushroom shirts you saw in that stream it is but I wanted to get this PSA because this lachine on October fifth. If you want this more you collection, you have to clothing before that day, make an account and make a wish list, and then immediately as soon as it launches literally the minute like the second that it is available to purchase, you need to immediately add your wishlist to your car in checkout you can't have second thoughts you have to know it immediately do it the pokemon collection sold out in two minutes. You just have to be ready and do that. So that's interest. Fence for myself. And also we have a Wiki page on how to get the limited. Pins. It's a series of different missions that you have to do through your mind intend to account. So. Yeah. If you look up how to get the Super Mario Bros thirty fifth anniversary pins I G and wikileaks that page will pop up and they did did also announced that if you if you wear the lady pass while you play with the Mario Kart, you can mock exclusive power up. So that should there you're going to need to show it to the Little Mario Cards. Come in order for that to work, you have to wear the lady pants and you have to picture of yourself wearing the CAN. Yeah. Mind if you want those power ups. That is about all the time in half that is about all the time we have for this episode this this brief pick-up episode of Nintendo Voice Chat No, no listener questions this week or this episode but Glenn Send Us, those questions about this Mario Collection, all these Mario announcements and will address next week on the show guys. Thank you so much for joining me. NBC typically drops at Three PM on Thursdays unless there's huge Nintendo news than than, we try our best to scramble, make up for it Thanks for listening and remember. This is the only place where you can. Get the. Get, the lady paints.

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Mega Mario News, Even More Animal Crossing, and Dogs! - NVC 502

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Mega Mario News, Even More Animal Crossing, and Dogs! - NVC 502

"Welcome to the incentive was shot episode five hundred to. I'm your host for today. Zachary Ryan joined today by Perr Schneider Lou Brian Altan. Oh Hi Seth macy yellow and of course payer Schneider. Oh we're getting hi. Hey Hi everybody just wanted to keep you on your toes there pair so once again we are in the hot zone coming at. You live from our bedrooms talking about Nintendo stuff This week we're GonNa talk a little bit of that crazy. Mario News talk a little bit about Animal Crossing as I'm sure will shock. You think about playing a little game at the end of the show. I don't know if you guys are ready for it but we have never played a game on the show. This is GonNa be great head brand new game just for you. Perish Schneider Alright. So let's get right into it Something that got me very excited. This week Nintendo reportedly is working on a bunch of Mario Marie Masters to celebrate Super Mario Brothers thirty fifth anniversary. I feel like this show has hypothesized and sort of looked longingly to the future and ask the Nintendo gods like please give us some Mario ports or remastered and now potentially hearing that they're giving us all of those ports and remastered. So did you see reports that Nintendo is planning to release most of Super Mario thirty five year back catalogue? We're talking about Super Mario Sixty four. We're talking about Super Mario Sunshine. We're talking about Super Mario Galaxy guys. What is the validity of these? Mario Games coming to switch that. Would we got all of those? That was all true. Yeah I should also mention that they they are also talking about three D world as well but I feel like we've talked about three role as being probably the most reliable report to come to the switch revealed. His is a long running rumor about the the easiest poured out of all of them. It also makes sense given their business model thus far on the switch which has been port everywhere you go into the switch so yeah it would make sense. Three world would come. I which I would be overjoyed to play through that game again. Three D world is one of the Mario Games that I've only played through once but did lighten but it's the other. The other remastered the other rumors. That have really caught me excited about this. Brian are there any particular Mario Games? You're looking forward to playing on the Nintendo switch. Play all these games but my gut reaction to this. I guess after like you know decades of disappointment Both in this world and and the personal world is that Oh this is this. Reads like fan fiction and also. It was within the thirty six hour window of April Foolish town this day. That is just like idiots parade of of nonsense rumors. There was a duck tales game revealed today that was like fake like a grain of salt with all this that said It's a complete no brainer. I don't know exactly if I want or necessarily need to see remastered on all these I think just like a competent port of Mario Sixty four would be totally serviceable for me. That said I will totally take something that looks like. It's running in the odyssey engine like spoilers that one area Odyssey did And so I think there's a potential for that. There was some rumors going around. These would be basically packaged together. In sort of like a Mario all stars type thing that I totally don't see happening because Nintendo could make so much more money selling these piecemeal they had before they will again. Yeah and so I. I would be amazed. I will say it'd be completely amazed I will see my biggest takeaway from this as the selfishly. I'm Kinda bummed that either. He's not happening. I I I think everybody is that We didn't get to see whatever Nintendo booth they were going to make for this like. If if this was really Mario's big birthday party year Then I'm really bummed at that like fans didn't get to see that Writes they probably? This is the central point of their software lineup. In the near future they probably would have done this whole history of Mario set up. There would have been really really cool. Yeah I mean the stuff. They did with thinks awakening last year. Like damn near brought a tear to my eye like they hired artists to come in and build actual figurines and Dioramas based on the game. And I just I you know I think we all absolutely love Super Mario like he is pretty much responsible for creating the the industry in the medium that we love and work in worship and Like it's kind of a bummer. That is his birthday party. Got Rained out. You know I mean I'm greedy. I Want I want Super Mario Sixty four with upgraded graphics of Odyssey. I'm really like because you know we've revisited. Mario Sixty four on the DSP four. While I feel like it's time to give it that gene. His when when you play that game still feel so great And I think they can have felt like Odyssey actually filled heald's very similar to sixty four. I want to talk about it. We talked about it. A little bit on the show but Maybe six months ago we hooked up sixty four at or SAM has a sixty four hooked up at his desk and we in the course of the week. We had a goal kind of in the office like who can get the most stars. Or how many stars can we get over the course of the week in Mars Sixty Four? And so we just sat down for ten or fifteen minutes and played through level. Got a couple of stars and handed the controller off to the next person and I was shocked at how well that game holds up. How good only play our responsibilities? I think the pie in the sky dream for me would be Mario. Sixty four sort of remade remastered in the Odyssey engine. But I wonder what sort of mechanical implications and difficulties like. I wonder you know it is it a case that that we haven't gotten Mario Odyssey DLC because they're working on some incredible remastered in that engine or what does it mean to bring sixty four that engine. Because I know but because like I think that if they're gonNA increase that graphical fidelity to that extent they're going to also have to increase a lot of mechanics. Like make sure that that you know that game still feels correct but is also modern enough to work in that engine yet into adequate footnote that. I think that one of the reasons Mars sixty four has endured. All these years is The way people have sort of broken it like people have basically speed run that game infinitely and they've clicked through walls and ceilings and they've done that backwards jump up bowser steps to get into his house earlier and all that fun stuff and I. It would Kinda bummed to see a lot of that. Go away although video games are almost designed to be broken so I think a whole new generation find a whole new ways to tear open a brand new version of Mario Sixty four It just makes me Giddy just even thinking about something like that happening. Even adjusting the PROPORTIONS OF THE CHARACTER MODEL. Meaning that the game the bugs will be different in the game will feel slightly different right. Like Mario as a character has evolved. Not just these polygons. He's like taller in different and I'm really I. I don't mind if the game fields a little different as long as it preserves some of the original challenges there were a couple of areas in Mario Sixty Four. Where the camera got. In the way I love the bows castle levels in Mario Sixty four like the kind of like the playground seesaw elevator level but like it was sometimes hard to see where Mario Woodlands just Kinda Death Perception Camera Wise. And that would I feel like I have to be adjusted but then also sunshine told you guys. This in sunshine is a lot of moves in that weren't in the late game so I almost feel like sunshine. You can pretty up fix some of the buds and and the camera issues. And you're done. Yeah that was my. That was my note for sunshine. Seth I did WANNA throw to you though and let you jump in here to. You haven't had an opportunity to talk to these games. Which of these Games is your most Desired port to the switch. Well it's going to be an unpopular choice. But I said it before. I think they should remake Super Mario all stars in new Super Mario engine time instead of just Rav of the Super Ns version. You're right that is an unpopular all of all the art styles. I still think about the time the first time I ever played supermarket. Sixty one of the three moments in gaming where everything changed so yeah. Of course I want Super Mario Sixty four so so the skeletal frames of all the original. Ns Mario Games are phenomenal right But why why not put them in a different art style than the one we've seen nineteen times already. Yeah that Kinda reminds me of what I was saying last week on the show that that's the episode this loss of time now but we were talking about getting a version of a new Mario Game. That would be super. Mario Brothers Four. That would pick up where Super Mario World left off. It would be a to d pixel art side scholar Kinda ditch. The style of the new Super Mario Brothers Games but still be a two D platformer in the vein of those you know any. Sec BRAINIAC Mario Games. Yep there's also been go ahead she said there's also the Galaxy Games that we can get to those in a minute Those I think would need some significant work to work without motion controls in some way to In the last night that I want to say before we talked about galaxy. There's a I just finished news. The original new Super Mario brothers and I do think that that that is an interesting choice because those games feel much different than I remember them like it. Those Games are much more floaty than like a traditional two D Mario on on Nintendo or super aeneas. I was surprised to to go back to that. Discover that but Yeah I do want to talk about galaxy. I think you're right Brian. I think that is honestly one of the harder tricks to pull off in this. But I think Super Mario Galaxy is the best three D. Mario game so or galaxy too but galaxies. Right the right. There is very very close. Second Yeah no no mention of Galaxy to in this list a I would love to see galaxy on the switch. We say every single Mario game ever created or even even of is GonNa come. That's I mean that's the problem. The rumor mill. Here right like you know. It's purple. Monkey dishwasher factor of hitching motives cocktail napkins sweep backward. It's probably GONNA be one of these games. But what if it was all of them and I will take one of these games? Talking about Galaxy on switch so galaxy on switch is a perfect fit but obviously that is a game like many of the Games on we that are sort of stuck in time on the platform. They were built around because they are specifically designed around the motion controls on on Weei. And there's definitely ways to circumvent that right but But Joy con has an accelerometer built in. It has an infrared sensor that you can use pointers so you know. We've talked about it with skyward sword as well. I don't necessarily feel like it. A port would be super difficult. I think it would just be like this. Shake right for the for the fin and everything if you want. I think that was like A. That's a sort of serviceable deal. That we could have had a year ago but with the switch light out there. You're immediately cut off a massive portion of your population there Yeah I it's like I. The thing is like everything has to even like the. There was the Mario Odyssey levels. That used rick sort of needed motion control or felt like they needed motion control or even like breath wild levels and stuff like that that played better with motion control without much control I remember playing like Odyssey on an airplane and just like hitting a bunch of walls being like. Oh what do you do? You Elbow this guy next to me like sixty nine get this moon or whatever stuff you have to you have to like build momentum by stop doing this. I'll stop doing this. Chicken dances everybody. Gets that not switch more buttons than the we don't forget how limited the we was it up. You had to buttons on your left hand and like instantly you know you have now applicable thumbs steak on each hand as well in addition to you know the D. pattern stuff their ways to feel like maximum the actions. Just I I remember I I remember that. Original switch reveal When Shigeto Miyamoto came out on stage and looks right into the camera and said more buttons than the Nintendo. We and everybody went crazy. Everybody loves that so a couple more things a couple more things to note here about these. Mario Gates proposed Mario Games. So this is obviously going to be reveal this year we reports also say that we will be getting a super three D world. That's getting a deluxe edition with new levels and content and learn with what they did to new super. Mario Brothers we on the switch and then venture be also reports that a new paper. Mario game will launch this year and that an intensive return the series roots which. I'm really excited about. I like the paper Mario Series. I do feel like color. Splash was a bit of a weird woman. So I'm excited to hear that there's returning to the roots. They're always play favorite Mario game. But I didn't WANNA ask everybody on a scale of one to sixty four. What are the odds that? See each of these Mario Games. So starting with Super Mario Three D world pair one hundred percent. Sixty one sixty okay seth. Yep that's sixty four sixty four. Okay Yeah I think we're probably all in agreement that's a. That's a no-brainer. What about Super Mario? Sixty four coming to switch. I think that that's probably like a forty four out of sixty one weird scandal. I thirty two for sure. Yeah I think it's a thirty two. It's a fifty fifty shot so whoops thirty three and a third clay fighter or naked gun. Okay and then Super Mario Sunshine. I feel like that's maybe the lowest one. Yeah that's that's the one that I think needs the most work instituted recently and it didn't it didn't give me the magical feelings that I remembered now see. I'm a Super Mario Sunshine apology. I rely and to be don't I just I think that's yet. It's hard to play that game after. Imagine like you'd never played that game back in the day. Imagine playing game for the first time after something like you know Odyssey or even galaxy. Yeah Yeah would've benefitted from motion controls. It's Super Mario Sunshine. I that would work great with motion. Actually yeah that's true. And then lastly what are we thinking about? Super Mario Galaxy. What of these arbitrary numbers that we've assigned what the possibility of that come into the switch. I notice sixty four me but I I do what I do. Think it's much more likely that will get Super Mario Galaxy and not to fall while like I feel like if they're celebrating the history of of Mario they'll go with like each iconic installments to is Awesome. But like they'll go one in that maybe someday in the future we'll get That's probably true even though I like to a little a little bit better than slightly better yeah well. That's a lot of Mario News and as a Mario Fan. It's very exciting. But there's a couple of other exciting announcements this week. That wanted to highlight here before we move on. First of all we've got the outer worlds come into the switch. On June fifth a releasing physically and digitally the physical version requires patching expected to take six gigabytes to download which actually is not that bad. It's not as big a download as some other third party. Is that just the patch though? Oh yeah maybe that's just the patch I believe. That's just the patch. Yeah we get a lot of games. Our the entire game is not on the cartridge and you gotta update though yeah. I feel bad for physical collectors in that regard because that's that's Kinda what's that's a bunch of curse words that I'm not gonna say but that's not like I I that bums me out for them 'cause you're basically even if you WANNA be a physical collector you are being funneled in digital no matter what you do. I mean there's a lot of game modes that are locked to online. And you know thus have to be connected and such but This is a single player game and it would be cool for people who collect single player games to just have that game in their shelf and no they play it whenever without having to deal with the six gigabyte patch taking up most of their St Card and after the apocalypse there no more patches no more download servers. So you can't even play. Yes exactly I really love the outer worlds enough. Did anybody else on. The panel will get to really get acquainted a bit. Yeah it's so good it's what for could have been you know. I think it's a really awesome one of those types of games. It doesn't break the mold doesn't do anything new or amazing it's just a really solid like crp g experience you know. Yeah it's definitely a great addition of the switches library. I'm fascinated to see how it runs. I had the same sort of take when I was playing maternal last week. I was like this is great and it's gorgeous. Wow how's this going to look on switch so we'll see Yeah I I hope they can pull it off is actually not the best looking game on next. Gen Consoles moments for sure. Yes closer to the kind of the other schools last generation engine games right. So that's one hopeful Will actually look good because eldest girls. Yeah I was GonNa say switch version scarring. Looks pretty good and I will say that I classified this as a C- RPG which is maybe a little bit outside of its actual wheelhouse. I just mean in the fact that is very traditional style first person. Rpg not you know ice and metric top-down RPG. Okay also minecraft dungeons launching. May Twenty Six. It was initially supposed to come in April but has now coming in. May thanks to the KRONO virus. This is a game that I've never heard of anybody else to talk about this. Really Yeah minecraft. Rpg Okay what are you doing it? You role play. That's what the P. stands for. I mean it's obvious. Closer to kind of like the four player Boulders Gade Cutting Dungeon crawlers Jabber. Mike Rep the apple blow but okay. I love the I love Minecraft I love Diablo three switch. But it's it's a big. It's a really big project. Obviously Microsoft shelled out a lot for this franchise right. It's kind of cool. That did not making this the center point of the xbox slash PC experience in that. We're actually getting these titles. Which is is a young player based on how the platform that might not be on the XBOX PC button so from it looks really cool. Yeah I think it's going to be a lot of fun actually know what's the best CASE SCENARIO FOR FIRST PARTY? Essentially exclusively buying a wildly popular. Ip and not hoarding. You know all the wealth to themselves like it's been Microsoft in general has been very generous to Nintendo over the last few years which has been Super C and so. I'm glad that my minecraft as a as a franchise didn't just stay in one place. 'cause I really dig it no pun intended Jerry. I mean they're making tank with minecraft on into new platforms. That's beyond your preference. Which is Great? I love to sit down in bed. And just play minecraft. I'm I'm really glad you stop there. Seth who among us doesn't like to lay in bed come on grind? You jump back into my car. Pretty hard core when it came to switch. Something tickles. Your fancy you'd like good. Rpg will you could play into minecraft. Engine game yeah I would describe. My fancy is being currently tickled by this minecraft hundreds game. I love to get into bed and getting them. Okay we gotta get back on track here. I was asking. If you'RE GONNA play this game. Just yes yes amount. Look for for some original reporting from you on that later in the coming so this seems because of this delay. I I did want. We play a little game here. Called Question Block Which does he's got some strong opinions on but we have to hear from a Bar Trevino which first of all that's ten name secondly sixty four he writes in and says Marvel DC comics stopped publishing comics on account of Kovic in nineteen. Do you think game. Publishers will stop Game releases soon. This kind of goes hand in hand to what we were just talking about with mine. Craft Dungeons launched eight slipping. We talked a little bit about this in previous episodes in in a little bit about it on some of our other shows I think my concern here is not the games that we know about. I think it's more so games that are you know. E three games that are unannounced that were third fourth quarter games or even early twenty twenty one games that we're going to see. I mean we may not know that they were pushed. But I think we're GONNA see a deficit or a glut of games that were supposed to come out in that time. Frame that had been impacted by manufacturing development all these different aspects being hit by this virus. What he gets a go for the key. Is You know this age of the development of the game. Is You know you're not developers? Are taking their work home right. We've we've talked to a couple of publishers on facilitating a development in these times where people work from home like creating like sending home deaf kids with Glenn how difficult that is to kind of replicate that infrastructure. But they're managing right so the coders designers that can do their work at home. However nobody's GonNa Attach Ball SOCI- with end Duma cap at home right and so games that I in early stage of development or that reliant on Mojo cap for animations Kat Seymour all that stuff is GonNa Slow Downing Ryan to a halt. So yes the index on a be able to still thrive in work home. But you will definitely impact on some of the big games that early. Totally the A apparently both of the ORI Games were developed remotely without being in the same studio So it's doable. But again that game didn't require no cap studio at least I don't think And so there's I think like weirdly enough It's this is a really good question for this show because I think you know puzzle. Platformer like Quirky Indie Games. Really Thrive and kick kick bud on switch. And it's like I. I use my switch less for massive cinematic experiences That I look for in in AAA NEXT. Gen Games and stuff like that That said I think something. Like breath of the wild will absolutely be affected by this or the sequel to it right We already read from Sakarai. The a this could potentially delay you know development over. Dlc FOR SMASH Brothers which you know you look at that it'd be like do. They do MOCHA for that game. I actually don't know the answer to that. Maybe they do And so yeah. I think I think there's going to be. You're going to see like an indie renaissance. Right now probably more so than ever. They're going those a little bit a time where there's less competition on that front And so like the game of the week might be a game that's developed by small studio which is really cool. That said I think. A lot of the bigger grander scale. Projects are definitely get impacted by this And we're GONNA see delays and thinks acts totally right in that There's a bunch of games that we probably don't even know going to exist or going to be released or happen That will get delayed and Nintendos for all no not launching a new platform this year so It's going to be business as usual for them but I think it's you know it's going to be pretty difficult on on on the for the other guys you know for Microsoft and Sony have to launch new next councils this year and justify the high prices of those things with killer games and a lot of those games starts slipping into twenty twenty one. Then you're losing the value of wanting to purchase those which is great news for Nintendo. Who has now you know? Really hitting their stride with With the switch and their biggest issue right now is getting hardware on the shelves. You can't get the switch anywhere. Still hold out everywhere. Yeah Bogor thank you for that question. Fit in quite nicely right there. And I think it's important to talk about so wanted to try a couple of new segments this week case. He's not here she doesn't make the rules. So we're GONNA do some new stuff We're obviously home in our own homes trying to do the best we can for these shows and so You know one of the things that our audience asked us to maybe show and tell something that we like about our home studios so I wanted to take a little opportunity here in heavy show off one thing that they love it in their home. That is maybe Nintendo related and might resonate with our audience. Oh Seth why? Don't we start with you? Why don't you show US something cool? You've got in your home studio. Check this. Check this bad boy out right here. Oh man addition Seattle Mariners. Oud Yes you can only get at At the Seattle Mariners Park back when antenna was a majority stakeholder and the team. I got this at the goodwill by my house. Wow Oh my God. I'm playing One of my Shrek elections for. I thought it'd be funny to own all the Shrek Games on. Yes it's not funny wasn't at all. That's the most seth ass thing I've ever heard. This would be funny to own all the Games. And what did you call it again? What did you call recollection? The Shrek election. Yeah yeah no it works. Great it's it's surprisingly amazing condition considering that it was in a thrift shop in Maine has has the the slug that you put in there. For the Gameboy. Advance car when you bought this. I think SAFECO field. I'm not exactly sure there was software on it where you could like order. A hot dog from the wild game was playing their rules. Yeah that doesn't exist anymore. It was only there. You'd like plug into the network at the ball field and you just like I want some popcorn while I watch Ken. Griffey junior slug another one out of the. That's that's pretty cool. That sounds like a nice little feature topic that we should do here on. Nbc where it's like all the different weird functionalities of the DS. There's that in and of itself the three D. S. has that whole like Lube tour. I'm actually going to. I'm going to pivot my show and tell to that because that's hold on. Let me grab it. He okay cool so in that case. Brian's going to go grab his his show until the pair. Why don't you show us what you've got to show off? All this is one of the legends of which the People Speak. So let me show wall hearing on sixty three so kids can tell to step over dogs here that both sleeping gay but this is a long haul. Are you kidding me? That's really cool. Yeah the higher waiting to make her intro tidal flow as a scroll to really excellent very very wide. Where did you get that? Where did that come from? You know what it was before the game came out. It was a shock that Nintendo made I would I exact style and everything they did so they sent to the office. Did you buy that? Where'd that come from? Was I think he was okay? A winner Acre Nice. So that would have come to you in two thousand and two thousand three somewhere in there. Nine hundred something like yeah awesome. Yeah it's really cool luck nothing. Why don't you show us what you've got going? I was just looking up to see if the win. Workers Anywhere on Ebay. That's like apparently one sold for two thousand dollars in two thousand seventeen so that's an incredibly rare thing wild onto that. It's actress as act just mentioned This is the Nintendo Three D. S. Liuw guide which is basically a guide for the entire museum. And you can only buy this in the actual museum in Paris of which sector we you and I were in Paris for a couple of days. We try to go to the museum along line. Here's here's how that went down so my third day. We are in Paris. A- Brian and I and Andrew Goldfarb after Games com. We took a couple of days ago to Amsterdam couple of days ago to Paris and my third day in Paris. I said I'M GONNA I'm GonNA spend all day in the lube and see as much as I can. Listen to some of my favorite records and stuff in Brian Andrew went and did Brian and Andrew stuff and then as I was winding down. I was like okay. I'm almost done. Both of them. Texting me were like. Can you buy copies of that? So copies for them. That's right okay. So that's how I got it. Uh So this is Super Bowl. You put this in. You can basically rent a three D. S. at the museum and you can walk around and stand in front of displays of exhibits and it will give you an actual readout of them. It was show you three d models that let's you zoom in on the paintings and stuff like that I believe this thing was like twenty bucks and it's a weird little cart because it has the Mona Lisa on it And yet you can only get this there. I actually don't know if they still sell this. They're probably do So yeah it's Super Weird when you look at this on the three s at home. It's just like a sort of a micro version of the museum. It's not a game But who cares? It's just a cool little collectible that I will never get rid of Donald Hamper behind you. It's a legend. Zelda wind- wicker hamper that they gave me. That's my hamper over there. That's where I keep my dirty clothes. That's actually what I was going to point out today. Sometimes there's Nintendo theme shirts in there for my show until I want to do a little. I gotTa do a walk and talk here but come with me on. This is going to shop so no no. This is fine. So can you see this? Yeah merely yeah. Let's take a look at this. This is the Awkward Enough Time. World MAP LASER ETCHED INTO. Pinewood so this is by neutral grounds artists collective that they do like sort of Niche Art they do like a lot of niece. Cartographic art and this is The offering of time map You know you can see down here in corner is Scott this like really cruel sort of item gallery and stuff and all the all. The locations are labeled with highly in text. It's just like a really cool gift. That a friend of mine bought me and has been in my house for. Oh Gosh six or seven years now. I think really cool. Yeah that's one of my favorite one of my favorite Zelda. Anything's I really. I really liked that piece because like you know. Brian and I have talked about this a lot. But like we. We really like video game stuff. That doesn't look like video game stuff. At first glance yeah. I'm really into like like I get a lot of people. Well when I when it was in my living room. I did a lot of people that would kind of have to take a second glance at NBA. Like that sell. The math always thought that was kind of cool Yeah I just I just looked at upside. There's a lot of high res pictures of it on neutral ground shop dot com. Yeah it's gorgeous man. That is a really really cool thing. Yeah there's so making them They have a note saying that. They're kind of delayed and production right now. Obviously because of what's going on Man. That's cool looking yeah. I had no idea you had that do. That's beautiful. Yeah it's one of my favorite like one of my favorite things that I have at my house. Okay cool show and tell guys. Thanks for doing that. That was a lot of fun. Date my God like a thousand for several hours. Yeah Yeah I could. I could do this every week as long as we're home which I guess we're going to be for a while. So her break them out. So there's another new segment that I wanted to try out this week. We're playing animal crossing like it's going on I. Also here's a new segment that I like to call. Hey how's your island so Brian? Hey how has your island Brian? Ooh Boy my island is. It's awesome right now. I'm really happy about it so I rolled animal crossing. I won't give any spoilers but you can do that by getting your town of three stars which is actually not that. Difficult I think Sam was able to do it in like thirty hours of play and I'm at a hundred and forty eight hours more. Yeah Hey there's there's nothing there's nowhere to go right now. So this across I just crossed the hundred dollar mark myself and had to have a real hard time with myself like you know maybe do something different. One night yeah. It was like rainy and foggy all weekend here. Not Like I could go anywhere anyway but It was even less of a reason to go outside so I think I played for like thirty hours. This weekend was kinda crazy. I'm sorry ruled credits in the game. the I I. It was really beautiful. I almost teared up at the end. Because it's just like really sweet and also just we've talked about before such a nice time to have this game And you unlock tear forming by doing that. Which to me I was sort of just like oh did I beat animal crossing might done now like In the opposite happened which had actually opened up so much more opportunity now for me to sort of go round and fix all the things in my town that were always annoying me like weird crooked little rivers or like areas that had like you know pogo stick hop over or whatever it is vaulted and so I decided to basically give myself like a huge front yard and backyard and then dig a essentially a giant mote around my home With a two inch gap which your character is capable of jumping over but animals are not so no animal will ever set foot on my property. I also built these like basically giant ancient walls that have fountains and Godzillas on each side. And I'm building two massive woolly mammoth skeletons on each side of my house and my backyard has multiple rivers and bridges and ponds so I can go and catch rare fish that any animals bothering me. I've also taken. Yep I've also moved every single home game and not letting them cross the moat. You're not letting the animals do crossing. Hear me out seth because I'm actually making things even worse for them. I've quartered every animal in the game often to a specific section which I've walled off and bridged off. I paid I pin animal Lou nap exotic. I've Paid Thomas. Fifty thousand bells for each animal to move in a specific grid and now I have all of them basically in one place if I could see from my mansion to keep an eye on them so all of the Rose Understanding the point of the gang. What are you talking about? The game is to be king. Took a custom graphic of Brian's face and she says you inside everybody wound up. I unlocked the ability to make trash. Oh Mak- trash bags and trash house. So I'm just going to get the payback outfits. I'm going to be in an among trash and I got a racing car bed. I sleep in a racing car bed. I sleep in a big bed with my wife. Wow in animal crossing no. That's the simpsons joke racing car bed and I was so excited just to make that joke. That's good I didn't know if you had like a I don't know if you had a quarantine wedding or something that looks good. But it's like it's not as cool as putting all the animals. I get my I get my island ear I've started making my custom cobblestone patterns that it looks like a real town. You know so pair those the cobblestones that you can get in game or is that something that you've done in its texture. I Made Account. That's cool I am. I guess you're you're gonNA replace when you get tariff. You're going to replace because the problem with this custom patterns is that you can accidentally pick them up as to tear forming stuff allows you to put down tracks and you won't you can't pick them up. You have to basically go into the tear forming tool which puts a little hard hat on you. Oh I also I tweeted this out. an I I also built like an idea in studio in my home too thick I was thinking of actually putting four chairs in there maybe a doing some NBC stuff. I can put some NBC banners on the wall. I yeah we'll experiment with that. Yeah I just I just re tweeted from the NBC. Twitter account payers. Oh Nice he. Five hundred t shirt design which I thought was awesome Uberpool. I'm worrying about right now. You can see here. My Japanese Garden Cool Middle Middle Garden. That's just that's just the texture you can make put on the ground you know little little circles and stuff like that quite a bit. Mike is flourishing. I've just I spent a significant portion of my day on Saturday planting giant flower patch. I did like the whole part. One part of the west side of my island is now just like a giant fire patch. I'm trying to breed a some hybrid flowers. Which is more difficult than I remember? But now that the pattern down. I think in the next couple of days here. I'll see some cool hybrids is also using some of the fossils decoration. Now I've got two of the rafter boys right out in front of my airport. So I put I put the the two fossil rafters facing each other as kind of an arc and then I put pine trees in front of that. So they're kind of like peeking over the trees. I think that looks really cool. I pay five if you find a mammoth skull. Can you give it to me? Yeah absolutely if you're looking for any I'LL TRADE. You put a bunch of the stone archways like at the edges are at the ends of all my bridges. So that's really coming together. I completely forgot to talk to Tom. Nook for like almost a week I got so caught up in in item trading and turn up pricing and all the other stuff that animal crossing has to offer that One of my friends mentioned like. Oh yeah all my residents are moving in 'cause I built my KK slider stage. Haven't talked to Tom Nook and like a week. Stop playing the game essentially so I just set up all that stuff so it's funny because I've had the game for a lot longer than a lot of the folks that I'm playing with on discord and stuff but now suddenly behind them in terms of my time line but my island is looking really good. I also bought a lot of crazy cautions that I'm very into now. Have a superhero costume power ranger costume. I have this like crazy. Elton John Jumpsuit. That's like caller like a green and yellow. Check out an associates. Get real weird out there. I really like it a lot. I got A. I've got a mustache to send you by the way I was. I was texting with a friend of the show. Andrew Goldfarb last night and He and I are both commenting on like I have not been this into a game since probably breath of the wild. Yes I am. It feels like a crazy thing to say in the moment when you're playing something new and you've been playing it for a few weeks but like in the same way where like you kind of have to gut check. Our I kind of had to gut check with breast the wild like I. I think this is one of my favorite games. Ever he and I were talking about last night. In part of it is because the game is fantastic but I think such a big part of it is like you know more so than any other animal crossing. There's now all these tools and opportunities to really interact with the community of people that are playing in mid maxing and giving tips. And so it's it's really really awesome to finish the work day and check in and see like Oh. Here's what all my friends have been doing. And I can go visit their islands. You know talk to them about items and stuff in like man I just. I'm it sounds Corny but I'm just so thankful to have this game right now and to be enjoying it as much as I am and it's just like it's one of my favorite gaming experiences in years. I even with you. Mega hit man. This game is going to be watching. I mean it's crazy too because people that I know that aren't into games all are hitting me up like I'm trying to find a switch. I Really WanNa play animal crossing. It seems like a really cool thing and like I yeah. I think you're right there. We are already saw it. Posted millions of copies sold in Japan alone. I think continued to just be a blockbuster which is awesome. I'm totally with you. I'm completely enamored with this game. It's utterly charming and wonderful. It feels like there's so much like every time I sit down and play it. There's like sixteen different things I WANNA do and my head is bouncing. Between which one do I do? Hey I was like hopelessly addicted to the game cube one but I think I I I always I tried and tried and tried to recapture that magic with the later ones and to some extent. I did with new leaf. I think that's the one I went on but the I started wondering like I did. I only love this franchise because I've played it at a time and a place when I had the time to to play in love it Which could be true now. Because I mean we're all this going on so here we are. Don't have the time. That's for sure yeah but New Horizons totally proved that wrong for me. It made me realize this. It just takes the right balance of factors for a game like beep so addictive and wonderful imperfect for me and I. Yeah I I played one hundred hours of this game. I could easily see myself playing three hundred four hundred hours of this game And my wife doesn't WanNa hear that it's almost like like a little kid. Had to take a like some days. I just don't want to do it. And then get in there and I don't want to get out fishing along Riedel. I'm so to string fish that's awesome. Yeah those were fifteen thousand bells. I got a string fish and then to seal him back to back. Some haven't caught a sealer camp. I've caught I caught. I went to Southern Hemisphere game and caught two sharks. That was pretty cool. I was GONNA say. I think it's important that the people who don't time try keep reminding me that. I'm cheating. But then they also southern hemisphere hemisphere people's islands and they come to my island and they take all the fun things that I've gotten from time travel. I think that's a good. That's a good deal. And they go on social media and they say. I like the time travel. I don't believe in it. And then they text me at ten o'clock at night Andrew Goldfarb and they say hey. Do you got any cool stuff that you got from the future. Gal Hook you up and I just want to say your assets you I love you but come on man is. That's you're an accomplice to time travel and you know it the robot protector guy. No to how hard that is to get hard recipes. It's funny because he's talking about. You're talking about rolling credits. And I got the recipe and looked at it and I was like I think that I I'll feel that. I have beaten this game if I can build this fricken robot. There's so many rare items necessary to build them. That seems like an endgame thing for sure. Well let me let me speak to that real quick. Because I haven't yet and I find this utterly to get that robot you have to get rusted component parts that are basically part of Gulliver's phone and every time gulliver almost dies and lands on your beach. He gets he gets there and he's like I gotta call my friend. Can you find my phone parts? And if you said he sure you say yes and then you go find them all and then you don't give them to him and leave him on the beach to rot and you just go in your apartment for a day or two. The regular parts become rusted parts. And so you have to do if they do that with thirty parts. Six Times you're telling. Gulliver go f yourself and it's just so funny to me are you could say yes and you could do it thirty times. 'cause you check the recycle Bin After. Gulliver has been there and they'll be one in there. That's right I'd entre staying interesting which I have three I have. I have six but you also need like you need a gold armor. Yes it can only get like. It has to drift on present across Your Island. Just a random chance. Oh so that's like a weird thing about this game it's like I have. I have a gold lucky cat in my house and the only way to do that is to get get lucky enough to get a regular lucky cat and then use a recipe to construct a gold version of it. So that's like double double rare prizes. Yeah twice. I think it's safe to say that. We're all a little bit obsessed with this game maybe to unhealthy extent. But you know what a great time? We're all having you know. Yeah I got. I got an extra copy of KK cruising if Jimmy. Okay cool yeah. I've been looking every day to see if I can find a copy for you but it's you up yet. I bought six. Yeah wow it sounds right with a play. We're going to close out the show this week. Is We do most weeks with a little a little game that we like to play here on. Nbc called Question Block so we already answered one question but Oh actually you know what? I'm sorry I jumped the gun. We I I did WANNA talk a little bit about what we're playing other than animal crossing I'm only playing animal crossing right now but I'll let you eat three talk about other games that you're playing maybe south you WANNA kick us off with a little bravely all time. I've been playing the bravely demo because I am a big lame Weirdo. I haven't beaten it. I've just been running around. I maxed out my job my first jobs and now just grinding through the next set of jobs. Nothing to about three days ago I died after I hadn't saved for very long time and it kind of put me off it but yet I'm going to dive right back into it. They they really cranked up. The the difficulty not demo. It actually is that right. There's a disclaimer. That it's Inflated Yeah Yes but the first enemies that you meet immediately outside of the town. They're tough at first. But you get to about level fourteen or fifteen. And they're extremely manageable. You go to screens further and you will get killed very brutally a big fan of bravely was I a big fan of what bravely one the first one. Yeah I love both of those games and I love OCTA bath traveler. Yes so so thumbs up on the Demo Safari I read some ended. The I'm really enjoying the demo. The thing that I'm a little worried about and I know you had. I think you'd unlock it through progress in part two. Is that one of my favorite things about those games was that you could adjust the enemy ratio. Like if you had one hit point and wanted to go from the dungeon back to town you could just turn enemies off completely or if you wanted to just like grind and get your levels up. You could turn them up to you know every three. I haven't seen that in this demo spot. It just might you know it might just be because it seems like the kind of thing that they might leave out demo. Yeah yeah functionality. Wise you play anything else that you wanted to denote yet. I I've been trying to tear myself away from animal crossing tabs so some of the new games coming out because they did not stop. There is still a ton of stuff coming out so I jumped into Panzer. Dragoon is the you know like a remake slash nice looking version of the original game with you know what's in all if you're not familiar with pens attributes it was basically. Sega's answer to star Fox a couple years after People really like this on Saturn. It it elevated some things over starbucks but overall always felt like it was Syria game. It's just not as exciting unlike the same host through for this for this remake it does. You'll very data. Because they didn't do a lot other than Shannon up pretty thick. Some control issues. Big things that introduced over starbucks was the ability. Lock onto targets though to get those combat shots which then sixty four I actually cratered from Panzer Dragoon and the ability to Look at different angles. You can look the left to the right in behind you But overall it's it's a. It's a it looks nice. It's a competent port. They put a lot of work into the cut scenes everything but it's like how our review gave it a six out of ten. I think that's about right. If you're a fan of the original Panzer Dragoon again. This is the sugar Saga that SPINOFF RPG series. That is give it a lot. But you know. I I would wait on this and then there's just going to say. I wish it was Panzer Dragoon Saga but yeah. Yeah and it's like pens. Go like the concept is great but it isn't on rail shooter where you know you're flying straight and then the the magical cameras has now going to veer left in. It doesn't feel like you're in control right. It's the early game design of when these systems were in powerful enough to give you this open world in this freedom of choice and I've always felt star. Fox actually dealt with better better. He can play through an arch off to the right. You right whereas Pentagon's like no way sears you Suzanne. I'm playing good job which I'm really digging now. That game looks really cool though. It's a work simulator. Where you're the aide whole son of the CEO basically failing upwards and you are each level is like a puzzle in that for example one mission may be. Hey get all. The employees are slacking off. Get them back into the boardroom. Unlike you can do so by grabbing that shares and wheeling them back into the room but you can also wreak absolute mayhem you can use these oversized plugs and You know like unplugged. Things plugged them into different outlets new creating a power cord that you can use as a slingshot so you can take the people in the chairs. League shot Closed Doors get there as fast as possible. It is mealy farmer it. I was at a super surprised that this game. It's a really clever little puzzle game with just so many ridiculous little ideas. It's really good and then that's something that I've been meaning to check out. I really WanNa try a good job. It looks really funny in the direct. Don't ignore this one it's I think the studio that worked on last cut Amari too so like a good sense of humor is completely ridiculous. And it's just like it's got that job simulator thing. Where like you're supposed to do something but you do it in the worst possible way. It's and then finally I'm playing in other waters. Have you guys heard about that? No No in other waters is basically you are a I in this This can submarines submarine that comes to life. There's a a human person with you. Ask to rely on you to steer the ship now and the entire games played from the viewpoint of a radar screen and some instrument panel since the beginning of all comes online. Like up text and stuff. And then you don't know what to do and like you basically have to figure out what each Doo. Hickey does. Not Start scanning and it goes like. Oh there's a life form there and then you know the the human player pipes in and goes you know like you have this weird mystery unfolding. It's a you know it takes a player. I think to enjoy the sort of adventure because it's not about this kind of open exploration and like really exciting graphics very stylized but it's a very clever very smart If you like cataloging life forms like that whole kind of exploration of a lifestyle of it you like. It sounds interesting Brian. You plan anything besides animal crossing playing resonable three on my ps four which is not on switch. But I'm really digging but I'm I'm everytime I grab my switch. I see the Animal Crossing Square saying anything next to it. Just can't compete right and I'm sorry I have no disrespect. I'm trying my best to get everything else is my job to play other games than one So I will but right now. It's just yeah it's it's been very difficult to pull myself away from that so all right. Well let's let's move on. I jumped the gun earlier but now let's let's go play some little question block here. Our at our first question comes from Justin Smith. He says I've been playing some. Snes Games on the switch. This week and I started thinking about the SP versions that they release for the US what Snes Games do you WanNa see special versions of and what would make it special personally. I want donkey Kong country to with the difficulty scale so that a normal person could get past the third world without weaving. A tapestry of obscenity. On is looking at the visual fidelity of final seven. I go back to four five six four five six on some of my favorite. Rpg's of all time. The music characters. Such strong stories. I it's it seems to be. It's usually a Herculean task to take one of these games with their long story lines and turn them into the adventures which is why squares chopping up seven but like if money was no object and they had all the oils like. Just get your at least five and six again I would take. I would take version of six. That is like not dissimilar from final fantasy three for three s where it was like style you know. I really liked that conversion. I thought that was really cool. My my answer is similar. Pair like I I. I'll even take a lower lower barrier to entry here but I just want krona trigger on snes collection and put the territory on the cut scenes in there that that came with a message. I think that'd be really cool like that's sort of the definitive version Addition it's on three D. S. If that could come to the switch I'd be happy man. Brian set the S. P versions of these games are usually like pretty low rent. They're they're just like you start at the end of Zelda special to play Super Metro it where you don't lose all your powers just have. Yeah actually I was. GonNa suggest that like if there's if they give you like a version of Superman Where you just start like mid game with like eighty percent of the cool stuff without having to do all the stuff the beginning which I enjoy but still it. It'd be cool just to like jump in and plays like the last half of that game super powered. I honestly don't like this. You know either. I hate that they take up the same real estate as the real games. Yeah I mean news problem. Yeah not really I want. I want something really special note. Something just fight with a safe as maybe some people who are into into speed running may be into something where everything is unlocked from the get goal for like level stuff like for the Mario series. But I think you know maybe the Star Fox competition cartridges or something would be cool where you have version of one of Nintendo's games than was designed for competitions to bring that back for the switch and then be the foundation again for competitions that I think that's a little bit closer to an answer for what he was edge. Actually Yeah Right. Do you have a kick as well. I mean the Super Metro. One as the world's foremost pilot wings expert I would like a competitive pilot wings because then I would just win at it. He's not our next question. You can ask Justin. He watched me stream by the wings. I am the best pilot wings super. Ns Player in the world do they do. They instruct. Us always always have huge tears streaming. They can't believe how great job I did every kicked. Congratulations Seth. We're really proud. Next question comes from Liz. Liz Asks what are the NBC Crews Guilty Pleasure Games. I have to say mine is cooking Mama. I spent an embarrassingly large amount of time with this when the thirty S D S and thirty s that being said I'm looking forward to it coming to switch. What are some guilty pleasure games that you guys like to play like besides animal crossing? I mean yeah I mean. I spent like an hour and a half shaking trees yesterday. Like that's kind of a guilty I got really into Simpson's tapped out for a while which one of us right like I don't know why on that. Yeah I think to a I was just like hopelessly addicted to just like checking it on my town every single day building out a bunch of stuff and I think it got to a point where I had like a hundred and forty different characters from the show in my game and every single one of them like needed something every day and I was like this is too much I can get out of here. Yeah Duck Tomorrow. Optimize like this one game that connected everybody in my family. The kids were little. Are you know my wife who doesn't buy a game? Were around like we'd be able to get everybody and grandma together. Play this game so duct. Amari is always like this game a guilty pleasure that we can just waste hours on. Did you send your? Did you send your grandmother an email here to play? Dr Mario with you see throwback. What's your it's a toss up between player known battlegrounds which close two thousand hours into and F. T. L. faster than light which I lost an entire weekend once playing that game and I've only actually ever beaten FT L. twice. Okay but I bet I have hundreds of hours into that game and it's an ipad which just unforeseen seems bad for you but switch pads would be greatly switch game that as one of my all time favorite games mine minus of course the wild. That's a game that I go back to you constantly to the extent that when whenever I mention it's my girlfriend now. She's things like again. That's what you're going to do. That's how you can spend your day so I feel like that's my guilty pleasure game for sure how you don't have to be guilty for loving debt. That's one of the best games of all time. You guys were named bad games or like no. It's one of those deals where it's like. Oh I have I have doom eternal. I played the first ninety minutes of that game and I should like you're saying Bryan like I should play it because I needed be aware and considering it for game of the year and stuff but instead it's like what if I just thought I wa- guilty pleasure game of all and everyone's going to hate me for that. But which is he's got sixty four percent today bears that it's a bad game and nobody should bear. No it's actually. It's actually cans about okay. Next question comes from James Gold. James Asks built shirt and so that Nintendo is not not a big company. What did you mean by that is talking about Nintendo of America all the regions? It seems like you have quite a few studios under the umbrella that makes games so I did a little bit of research on this and I wanted to kind of compare numbers here. So according to Wikipedia Nintendo says that Across all of their their complete they have six thousand one hundred thirteen employees on. Ea for reference has nine thousand and a company like Ubisoft has sixteen thousand pair. I I feel like you might be our best source. What what do you think Bill Trenin said Meant when he said that was not a big company. It's not it's not a Mega Corporation. The way you know Google is or even you know like Google facebook Amazon as a a as a publisher. Obviously it is. It is large scale right like. It's bigger than a lot of third party publishers. But not the same size as Sony computer electronics with all the different pieces that are attached to it on Microsoft which is a lot more than xbox. Nintendo is singular in focus and focusing. That makes video games and a couple of old car decks and decks and stuff like that so. I think that's what he means. It doesn't feel like When you look at the Kyoto campus to in the size of it it looks small. Me Look at you look at apple in its frigging city right. You go to You know you go to the Mid West. You look at proctor. Gamblers prompting gamblers entire cities. They even have like the streets in the city parts named after them so I think that's what he's okay. That's pretty solid answer. Here's the last question here comes from. Let me see Zach Ryan in San Francisco. He says hey it seems like a lot of NBC. Fans are pretty annoyed with us that we haven't given Zana Blade. Chronicles a fair shake. Do we think any of us will play Zelda Blade chronicles game when it comes out in? May I know exactly what's going to happen? I'm going to buy it I'm GONNA play and I'm like wow. This is totally for me and then I'm just not. That's what I've done with the one that they put out on three D. S. That's what I did with the one that came out Lots of switches. Like wow I love so much. I can't wait to explore this incredible world in then I just I just didn't that's fair. Mr Schneider gains like animal. Crossing the enemy of games like blade. So I'm hoping that they'll be a gap Following its release that there is a month long nothing no big game on xbox playstation or no big VR. Release No big switch released in like. I'm liking everything. I see whenever John Banana into his NBA game. It is just a time factor keeping me from from diving deeper. Yeah I I feel like I've I do one big J RPG every year. I usually pick one to kind of burn through and I think this year as as a testament to the NBC fans. I'm really GONNA try and give simply a fair shake and maybe try and get a couple of other. Nbc Buds on board. Like Casey and Tom. Maybe if they if they've got the time to and we can sit down and talk about the game because I know a lot of our fans out. There are very very vocal in the fact that they really love and admire. Respect this game as one of the best. Jr PG's and so I just wanted to bring that up because we we've got a lot of flak about it in previous episodes last week especially so I did want to say we're going to get out there. We're going to give it a shot and honestly I used to travel a lot right. I used to be on a plane every week. Well a lot of us used to travel and I'll let it is and I love. Rpg's like that. Long Games Japan or Europe and so I think wouldn't be returned to normal. GonNa have a lot more time to play games like that sounds good. Well gentlemen that is all the time that we have today. We did you know if I may say so myself. Bang-up show great work. You guys shop liber. This is the only place well. I'm sorry I remember remember. You can watch Nintendo voice chat every Thursday at three PM right here on CNN dot com or youtube. And we're always shooting on your favorite podcast platform. I'm sorry for doing customers and remember. This is the only place that you can get the thing. 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The Gaming Tadpole (Super Mario Glass)

"Hey hello guys were here talking about the Gaming Tadpole. Here, with the The Amazing Riyan A. B.. Or Hermione Remind me I, I keep I. I watched that public POWs so much that I keep thinking about her her I know. I said means. Reminding. Yeah. So we were casually chatting as two lovely friends do while I was scheduling some other amazing people color laughs. I thought you were laughing about like. Talking to people. G Joke now. Yeah. Then you're showing me adults he had like Harry Potter, and then some check. Potter plush actually like a Michael When you hang on the Tristan streets with an ornamental. Doll and this isn't amy pond figuring doctor who or go don't that is. This. I I've heard of doctor who I never seen an episode. So but anyway today we're actually talking about video games, I Harry Potter or doctor who or whatever that. That is about I. Yeah well, yeah. The the small by gas is all about black culture. But today we're GONNA be talking about video games and you know we're. We still will. But the thing that's GonNa take priority I because it was all just so I don't know where and that was Nintendo coming out with direct for Mario's thirty fifth anniversary containing things that people been asking for Solon, and that's actually coming out on his two weeks long with some other things that they've announced that will be coming out celebration of Mario's thirty fifth birthday and I have thoughts which, hey, that could be good thoughts with it could be bad thoughts. Don't know occurs during the talk about the girl, the glass girl, which is in any story driven point click game with bit of RPG. Turn based mechanics and really look good from watching the trays of it. Look Gorgeous. So I always wanted to play and the developer kindly sent me review while keep on email me hater you GonNa talk about game or you can talk about it. I'm like okay I will I will I will I promise effects right now we will be talking about the first hour and a half of it because that's how far I got. This game is actually Coming out later, this Monday bleep, it's under the released as September. So now I mean I'll probably when I get around finishing the rest of the game old definitely give impressions because I wanted to cover this game in a on and then we got some additional news stories of this week I know something you probably will really WanNa talk about is that Biden in Harris's new special campaign they have got advertisement going I'm Ed something that Caught me off surprise and then also didn't, and I'll explain why it didn't. We Guide. What else Oh yeah. Playstation screwing with us giving us a release date of the new. Five instead given us advertisements giving us commercials telling US Hey, sign up so he can preorder them will tell you I'm like, okay. Let's go on what is coming out what how, how much do you have to spend to get those ps five and then they recently said Oh by the way you will not be able to play your ps one ps doer ps three games on the PS five and you know we kind of saw that coming I. One I'm totally surprised that I will talk about that and then this was something that was really strange. Happened but game stock came out with an ad and not a game start gamespot. It was further games kind coverage in the more they were interviewing a army soldier and then they added a little bit that kind of sick of people off I do have thoughts on it and I'm not GonNa, do you think okay I'm GonNa Shame game spider a shame the people mad at Gamespot you don't know okay I have to be mysterious here while I sit on my bed being unprofessional possible anyway. So anything you like to add about the stuff we're talking about today. Let's get story. Getting No God. Now. Govern. cited. Mario again, I mean, I do have an sixty four from like before while I. Guess It was like ninety nine when I got my before and having a I, don't get rid of many things ads that game. So I just have all missile. Lasalle. Because I can I still play it because of my niece and nephew who are seven and orange. Day are actually playing a Super Mario War for the first time. and that's just really sweet like with them even though they have a lot of struggles of things but I mean, yeah, the they're learning in your Dawson and Super Mario Sunshine was the first game that I played without the help of my brother in terms of like beating the health social place in my heart. I think the with half of these things. I'm very curious. Now I, mean, all of the some very serious i. Sound like your happiest things I'm curious to know what you've done half of them I don't give a crowd but. No on a you're just amazing woman I'm just glad to talk to your gang Kazan. I miss talking here. Wonderful goofball and that's what's exciting about this. So you speaking of Mario, let's go ahead and talk about that. I. Mean. Yeah. I. Was in the morning where I was like, okay. WHAT'S GONNA end? There's all these tweets. There is a new Super Mario Three d anniversary collection or is a new Mario Battle Royale game happening there is a new release of Super Mario three world with DLC added to it there's new A. Mario Kart Game Zo a bunch of interesting things are evolving around Mario going I'm the first thing that released was the basically on the. So on the switch, you have the any Ansan snes simulators are you can play some any Essen snes games for free. So long as you have a online subscription, they just added in the super the Super Mario all stars, which that was a collection of super brothers one through three and then also, Super Mario brothers, the loss levels. It's basically playing through all those games with higher textures making them look better I think. They updated the textures for this too. But the cases you get to play subscription you get to play for free. So you have to stream Super Mario brothers, one three and the loss levels and all that glory and I know that on the snes simulators, you can also play these Games online with people I. Think Super Mario Brothers. Three has a co op mode or maybe I'm mistaken and that's probably the the Mario and Luigi game where you're Mario and Luigi and you're trying to you know the turtles are coming through these pipes you remember that yeah yeah. Yeah Yeah like way way old actually I think it was right before his Super Mario Brothers the first one. So that's all for free right now, and then it's one that everyone's been demanding for his like, what am I gonNA play Super Mario Sixty, four Mario Sunshine Super Mario. Galaxy Super. Mario. Galaxy to all those Amazing Three D platformer starring of famous himself what? The Italian plumber? Yeah he's Italian I. Think I mean I don't think he talks about Spaghetti that much in the recent games, I just know I played Mario Sixty four and a couple of the ROM hacks, and if you idol animation like you don't really move money around health and start dreaming about Spaghetti. That's yeah. That's the other last time Mario ever mentions Italian food in a Mario Game, which I think is interesting but yeah, anyway. So speaking of that, which was a big demand yes, it was. Finally revealed that you can play Super Mario Sixty four mile sunshine and Super Mario Galaxy one on the switch together in what is the Super Mario Three d anniversary collection, which is all these l three these games in sixty frames per second and some higher resolution and optional motion controls. So what the switch you can choose to you know which is a very flexible consul ican either play a doctor. You play a hand held or you can remove the controllers they could be dried cons, the advance. Surya the option to play the game like that way or play it regularly but it's still the same old game, and then it also comes with the soundtracks listen to all the songs from Super Mario Sixty Four Myo Sunshine and Mario Galaxy. Now here's where part of the confusion comes in, 'cause me knowing some of these re masters actually before we even started recording I just mentioned a Tony Hawk pro skater attorney hog pro skater one and two remastered comes out tomorrow that I think that game is only forty dollars but this collection, this anniversary is sixty dollars the so I'm kind of. Back and forth on this because of the plus side of you try to buy if you're someone who lost Super Mario Sunshine or be forgotten the accidentally sold in you're trying to get back if you're trying to get the original Gamecube disc of Superman, sunshine it will set you back around one hundred dollars. I'm not kidding I. that's the that is true. Thing and I. Know, you made the smart choice lady we do not. We be in my little brother. We got rid of everything is when we moved to Texas in that was a big big mistake 'cause some the Games we grew up playing there. Now, elise the game cube because the game Q. Wasn't a very successful console from our did not sell that well and here because I loved it so much I enjoy again. No I enjoy the game Cuba's but sales. It was last place of the three against sold less than the original xbox and the PS two is the second lowest selling console of Nintendo. Boy that's not saying, Hey, it may mean a console that fails to sell will it's bad. It's that market while I don't know what the heck happened with that. But yeah, the Yankee was not a very successful console. So that's there wasn't a lot physical copies for some these games and that's why have Mario Myers Sunshine and some other Nintendo Games of the POKEMON call. Sam. Ones to those games are over one hundred dollars. You're going to try to get them now on the original Gangqi. release. So by default, this is the cheaper way to experience or re-experience Superman Sunshine. Now, with the other two, you can probably get martyr sixty four for lighting fifteen or twenty bucks and same with Mario Galaxy but still I mean if you were told that up, yeah this is the cheaper way that being said, what really gets me is that all these remastered they do so much to these old games like they don't just optimize them make them control for modern consoles, but they also like update. The textures of the music may be changed the voice acting, but they may they do what? They can make the game feel a little bit more closer. To Modern Day early as close as they can, and that's what Tony Hawk pro skater like you looked at the game. You're like holy crap. This is the same game I played back in the nineties. It looks like a brand new game came out like the visuals in that look. Amazing. Then you look at Super Mario Three Anniversary Collection does price twenty bucks more all three of those games they do look their age which for me I'm not huge on the graphics because just like you I enjoy playing really playing nintendo sixty, four I enjoy playing ps two and Gamecube I'm not on those people who go back to game going. Oh My Gosh graphics through too ugly I can't play this now are you kidding me I their games to me they still hold the test of time. No matter what I'm not saying that Games can't possibly age definitely not that and that's not what I mean. I'm just kind of on the Milroy between Nostalgia Gamer and occur in Gem Gamer. So I'm on camp word to me I don't mind that the Games for the most part they look exactly as they do. But if you're going to charge more than a game that's gone out of its way to make itself look like a recent release I ever done hundred Kinda Gun. Okay that's a little. And then here's the other thing. It's only available for a limited release. So between September eighteenth in March twenty, twenty one, you can get those anniversary collection if you don't get it by March twenty, twenty one or the end of March than it's gone forever. But. It's this. Okay. So one game is forty dollars and the other set for sixty that you're saying well, I mean Tony Hawk pro skater a one and two. It's two games in one with some added bonus content too. That's another thing. So it's like basically three games 'cause you got those two games together and then they got added tracks like deleted scenes tracks that didn't make it to the original game. Then also additional characters customization and online play they they packed a lot. Of added things to Tony Hawkes pro skater, and this is just it's the we poured in these three games in higher resolution running at sixty frames per second, and that's that would be fine if it was forty but the fact that sixty I'm not like saying that it's a rip but it's also like, okay, these games they are old enough to where they should be their. You know their value in price should be lower than that. It is more games also I mean this sickly. Virtually is. Same time still I, think that's a good deal. I don't look at a bad deal in fact I even even though I own superman sixty four I look at it as well. I don't have Myo Galaxy Oreos sunshine with me and Marlins Sunshine would be a lot to try to get on its original game cube. So I think this is kind of a better deal for me and for those who never played super. Mario Sixty, four or Mario Sunshine or Mario Galaxy you get all three of those on switch running actually better than they did in the original lease 'cause I mean I think all three of those games they ran at thirty frames. Yeah. I mean in that regard that's fine. Now, the thing about being a limited release that is odd I won't I won't forgive to know for. That especially and this is kind of a frequent thing with the sole reveals going I'm Nintendo is doing this thing where each of the stuff that they reveal or almost all the stuff that he revealed it's unlimited supply until March twenty, twenty one and then it's gone for good or it's limited supply general so they even got the Mario Game and watch your member those game. And Watch. So it's Super Mario Brothers the first Super Mario. Brothers in Super Mario loss worlds on a game and watch with a remastered a remake of that one game and watch game had Mario. You can buy those game and watch. It also tells time limit quantity in November and then there's another that battle. Royale Mario game where you try to our run each other. Classic Mario Levels. That's unlimited time late you can play for free on October first and that it's gone in March and that also goes with their Mario. Kart ar thing it's like all of this is limited supply are like, okay. Doesn't intend to have enough money. Don't they do they got plenty of money in fact, there's the report they're talking about facts about Nintendo and they said that Nintendo has got so much money that they can keep losing money for fifty years. And not go bankrupt until like twenty sixty. So Nintendo is making this limited supply is limited time only deal on purpose okay. I mean. Marketing I understand like, but they don't WanNa. Wave in this airports waste and obviously when there's a limited time that creates urgency. Silly people really want to get. You'RE GONNA get it, and the people like I don't know but the. So once on the offense they'll be okay well, since it's only gonNA be here limits high I should get in like you know it's better. You're kind of nasty I mean I love him to know but I I think okay this is Now, there are people who say, oh my gosh. If you're not super critical to know, then you're obviously fan by I, know there are some amazing games that Nintendo grades that have been on my top ten list that I just really enjoyed my favorite game last year was firearm one, three houses, which in my opinion is best Harry Potter story ever. Since. Chronicles. was. MARKLE's. Which? Zero. Blake crackles is now on switch so you got. All these great games than into makes but them as a business, they tend to act in some ways that seems very corporate vary. Not Too consumer-friendly. sell Emma. I'm not talking mainly about the the Mario Three bowl though is something where they also release some of their games that have been. They've been like a few years old now though release them in charge sixty dollars as if they are brand new. But. With some at additions to I think that's that is kind of messed up I mean not did something playstation in Microsoft does not do as they don't re-release they're all games then still charge them sixty dollars. I. Think I kind of get it been same way it is. It's that exclusively that they can. We'll the your Nintendo fan boy. I have no qualms against that. Protesting. I mean, they were my first a games. Console so. I Yeah I've loyalty there. What did they said? Season Two sits on your towards channel. Fence. Sorry. No. No I mean. There was there was a period were Nintendo, did not like people playing people recording youtube videos of their games, but they have since. pulled back on that, which is good. But nintendo was kind of the same way as Disneywor- though make some great amazing stuff. But as a business, they can be a little much sometimes. So I Mean that's that's kind what I feel about. This little Mario thing is that a leads cool to see them L. These use a different ideas I mean with the battle, Royale Mario Game I that was Kinda cool. Three six players trying to see who can be error run the fastest in this course, and it's almost like tetris were you and defeat anatomy and. Then, you can throw it back out them as I. Think it's cool what they're doing but in fact that they're having a be a London time and then after March, everything has gone I'm like, okay that's you don't really need to do that for some of these things I mean especially the Mario Three d world anniversary the fact that is just Three Games on a new console. I don't think that. A lot out of Nintendo to make. But mentana will be in your like good never stopped being intendo. Nintendo. I got your back. I. Agree with everything but I mean I haven't bought any you can't. Bring. Mario Galaxy to our but. I, bet you they're gonNA. They'RE GONNA re Release Myo Galaxy to sixty dollars or call. I have a lot of internal games. I'd say, most of my game, start intendo. Yeah. Anyway something that is low. You know it might might come on into no platforms but for right now it's PC I devices. This is any game called the glass. Girl. and. It's Kinda sweet thing going on, you got a little glass girl named crystal. And who? She's basically Cinderella in the story she's grown up does being the servants to the circus are like, Hey, watcher clothes clean the dishes and maybe will acknowledge your existence. But now you're you're ours now you can't go anywhere. So she is always winding. And this little boy the I won't say this. Now this boy around her age. Just shows up one day like, Hey, you're just as place come with me. Let's go see the butterflies and I I'm like okay. So we're going to go out to somewhere else away and see some butterflies. No the butterflies is of resistance organization because there it goes from Cinderella to being this whole thing about the resistance versus some sort of empire type A bad guy gone on Type Corporation called the eagles. So this is divided into two segments. The one is the point click. Adventure game where you got a crystal in different rooms in you can click on this place. She'll walk over that quick on this object she'll interact with all that stuff you'll. You'll pick up some items that will be useful later to solving puzzles word to doing favors for people, and then there's also dialogue options sometimes, you can talk to characters in multiple things to say no react differently, which is called thing to do want to say is mainly one of the greatest things about this game. Because I played an hour and a half of that in fact, there is a preview bill of the glass girl and there's a subtitle preferred the Glasgow. There was a preview build of someone playing the game for I think an hour and twenty or an hour and three minutes. I basically how far I threw that game prematurely on the exact same length of that build. The person. Play. I'm kind of stuck on a part and I'll talk about that in a second. But through this time I say like looking at it, it Kinda gives me a studio Ghibli movie lives. Even Yeah I mean that from what I've seen in our it looks intriguing. As. I am not a huge fan of turn based combat, but if it's like. This story goes well with me I'm both Well so be AH, that's definitely an inspiration as it seems I was thinking at least looking at the characters bit Kinda gives me more of Avatar the last year battered by ABS because when you look at the character models, a little more bay Kinda resemble that serve art style or the studio. Ghibli. But from far distance yeah. Definitely could seem like especially the artistic paintings of. Each of the rooms and areas to it's a beautiful looking game pressure Hardly tell if it's in a three or two plane because of the the way characters move around. That's a great way for them to blend him but also it's so cute. Lake Crystal. She is a really cute character anders queued She's not one of those people are like Oh my gosh these. Stupid A. Circus. People now, she actually on some friends and not only just friends but there's one girl she actually has a crush on like she does have some feelings for and allied these circus reformers. They don't really have complex names like there's spare girl or strong girl or tall girl, and then the ringmaster the reason why they're nee their named like this because also crystals spend all her life cleaning and doing chores for these people that she is not really been educated at all like she openly admits them the began game I have not been taught. English. So she's comes up with very simple names for these people. Because that's all what she seen in our life and yeah, it's pretty much the beginning. It's about a woman who wanted to break free from what she's Ben accustomed to. She just wants to be able to be somewhere else in true fashion cinderella she has to go through things because the ring later doesn't wind Erta go especially now that the circuses financially in trouble. So there is some interesting things going on the story so far like I am kind of intrigued what's going on and there's a bit of humor go run on while it's not something I completely take itself seriously but when it does, it absolutely does. I, do feel for crystal now regarding the game play of the so far as so the whole hour and a half I was in the circus or you know the way were were crystal loves than tries to help everyone, and now the circus of course hasn't have any customers as kind of beat down rundown everything but I've just been back and forth in the circus and I. Enjoy talking new characters and getting to know them more and getting a no crystal and her mindset on things. But this whole thing about, hey, do me a favor? Can you fetch me this thing? All right. You're coming back now fetch me this other thing and for maybe twenty or thirty minutes I'm like, okay fine. She's God do chores because that's her that's what she is accustomed to. And she even makes a joke about is like Oh man this again I want to get out but there has to be a point where, okay. Let's move forward onto the story about the butterflies versus the eagles this whole thing about a resistance story overthrowing an evil government and I've just been stuck on trying to leave the circus through this hour and a half. In I feel like that would aid in telling a story of life year actually going through which he as the character going it's going. Okay I want to go this place but not to do this I, it sounds like being teenager and. Okay. I want you to displace. Okay. But I you do if you miss us this. If time. Like they don't care about you. I mean they do I mean parents care about you. Can See on say. Parents don't care I. Don't know. Any. I view. Are Yeah no I I totally get it on that regard. It's just that at a gameplay perspective. It does pat time the fact that you're spending for what I know actually two hours because I saw a game play Walkthrough were got past the stuck on. I'm still trying to search and figure out what is missing. It was revolving around a clown who's stuck. Inside of a cannon and I needed to get him out but I have the the map she's like, no, you'll blow me smithereens. But if you get this loosing loosening rope string and it will help me ease out better and I just can't seem to find that string for some reason I've been looking all over have been trying to finance I am stuck honest. Also met the point where I'm like, okay I get it your serving meet a part of the story you're making me feel what she's gone through but now I kinda WanNa. Move beyond what other things are going on and from what I know is that there is thirty more minutes of you in the circus doing chores for people but I mean the whole thing what I'm going through right now is trying to escape because the boy is like a you went when we take your ring leaders car and a m she's like well I don't know the car keys so yeah, we're trying to convince the ringleader to Not a pay not pay attention to the car keys. She can snatch it and then leave at Don and the guests. Let's the plan basic teenagers. It does basic teenagers I mean. That's kind of what it seems like I'm. Not Enjoying, pacing the this opening part of the game but I am invested in slum these characters. Now, some of them do seem like type like the tall girl she uses there to be mean and be a jerk on my. Okay. But that's fine. You are the strong drill leg she she really KRISTA, friend as like, hey buddy. What you've been doing a you need help on that and she actually helps you the to`real for doing the turn based part of the game where basically you should you select care? Are you have a character selected new choose between offense or defense? and. The offenses okay I WANNA attack attack on this space or a do attack on the far area or do I save charge up to I can do to attacks, which leaves me vulnerable temporarily for one turn. So those whole thing about, Hey, do you want to attack now or do you want power up your tack and deliver something stronger but in? The sacrifice of turn of not doing anything leading you vulnerable if the opponent where to get you. So there's this whole thing about risk and reward, and that's what the whole turn based combat is about it is very simple. I mean this being a game that's also releasing on Iowa's devices the game while I mean there is like a mobile interface go. On in this game and also every time you complete a battle. There's like star rating system dislike a mobile game zone. If you manage to defeat this enemy without taking much damage, you'll get three stars. If he did take some damage, you're still standing the attitude stars. But if it's like one than a one star. Yeah. So I can tell that this is going on mobile devices as well as even having he the developer emailed me everything I'll be honest I just went and blindfolded. Game. So what I can say so far as it is promising and I am very I'm invested in knowing where things go I just wish the pacing were better guide I don't want the rest of the game to be okay now vetch me this thing. Okay good. Now go give me that thing like I don't WanNa leave the circus only to find more people asking me to do choice to them that mean that's gotTa move on at some point. As. Found at says the planned release data September seven. Oh Wow. So it's better. Yeah. Well Yeah I mean. Eventually. Get around. The rest of the game if I can figure out how to get through that part, but as saying my from my experience so far it's it's pretty good I mean it's fine I even the stuff that I really like nothing of it is mind blowing at the moment but I might made yeah this this is a neat indie game. So. This is something you're in to them hey, you check it out. Long. Yeah. I got I got. That's where I got the review key. Was Esteem version. List and all that. So there is this a game at your interesting I actually at its might we're still. Early. Well, maybe you can relate to crystal maybe maybe console and secretly rea- like why do I have to do all these things? I'm not a teenager. Or you're a teenager inherited. anyways I, I still help by parents with a bunch of things it's going back. During that wally man were to help my parents gosh I hate you mom. anyways. So I go there. Now. Let's get on to the rest of the news. There are some juicy news stories and I think you WanNa talk about this one because you were even sharing this and that has spiderman and Harris putting in billboard ads through Animal Crossing New Horizons I think it's unique marketing and the fact that there is a obviously. Okay. So if you haven't heard of Sam crossing, you've sure you've seen. Other people being. Playing them this game and you have your on an island you've neighbor. So obviously like you get to decorate in inside your house outside your house however, what in fact I mean? You can buy an create your own. Shirts and stuff. So why not I mean he were in their homes playing anyways the wisely no rep your. Political figures you want to do. So I mean bio means I think the really creative and in touch with. The demographic of US I mean anybody can play but that millennial generation and definitely I love it. I. Love it so much. Arkansas those coming ever since there was news story about Ao. See Akhazia or Alexandra tells it was a very well known democratic representative in New York. She basically did this thing we're hey, followers give me your doto airline codes to your island I wanNA visit. So she's been basically visiting her followers island via animal crossing. So she does she really plays. This is why people really love those girl because you love spending time with their fans and earn Myers even through video. Games. Lady because you just had girl. But I have seen about her on twitter and I didn't I thought she was like in Texas. Okay. No ideal half our was or California that actually your home for New York does from Texas I am just okay I'm from New York but I'm not like I. Did I wasn't paying that? It's like Oh yeah. I did not a her like visiting. So. Cool. Nice. So connecting with the people I that's that's incredible. So, from knowing that I'm like okay so. Now I didn't even read deep into the news story because I wanted that picture in my head of Joe Biden and what's Them actually playing animal crossing. Or is it that would be awesome like Joe, Biden was a secretly Gamer and he was on the switch playing ammo crossing and he had his own Democratic House and. Did like. Goddamn. Yeah you could he turn his? Could turn as an animal crossing house in the white. House I. Mean You could. You can create a hell house don't doubt it. Yeah and then then he would go over to like conservatives island and then just take a dump. All mice right there. There is a youtube channel called gaming in the Clinton years. A. While so it was it is known as Lake be the most Corny game critic out there, and it's basically a guy. He would review all these old games and he would just make a lot of weird references and all that, and it would be like some of the most bizarre reviews ever. But anyway, he it would be named gaming in the Clinton years because he would also tie in ties some of these games in the real world politics such as melber solid and crashed ban. Sorry. As playing things continue as you do. I think there is a couple episodes were Bill Clinton actually makes a guest appearance. So it's a really fascinating czar YouTube channel called. A gaming but anyway that I would love to see gaming in the by in years. That I think it's cool that again people are trying to spread. The word is a way to advertise and get people to vote or to pay a vote for the Democrats and there will be one sewer probably on a trump side. I mean there's there's some that'd be A. Pens Twenty twenty on crossing road with a bunch of Nazi logos and all that. Not Not will anyway. But yeah, I just thought that was called it. It's something that we know nothing that's a little bizarre. You want to continue on the line politics only for a little bit bun this with Gamespot. Now given spot is a company that would get ridiculed alive I. Really I talked to some people actually from gamespot from and I hung out with them at quite con-. You know there's a lot of people like to call them the worst people ever. They like to talk crap about these big journalists sites as someone who has met people who write for them in person they're not be. Ignorant selfish jerks or whatever people like the throw on the events these these game journalists there actually nicer than some the fan bases out there I think the guy's name is Tom Marks. But he's an Eugene editor that I spend some time with at quite Khan and he used a Downer very sleet in fact, mean him as geeked out over pets and leading up to this I was I would just hear about how horrible Lijiang knows how much they just WanNa ruin a gamers day by given their favorite game a bad rating and I'm like, okay, you gotta calm down grow up from that I. Sympathize with people, trolling people over their opinions the. That now. However. I will also be played devil's advocate to the Internet trolls out there only on this case, but Gamespot is a site that does a lot of screw ups and I don't mean like scripts or okay. We maybe have type owed something. No they would do a review and they would go other way their weight mispronounced some characters like I remember the ratchet and clank a crack in time review whether will be like. You know the Rachid missions they're great. What's the incredible crank missions? That's that's this apart from her I just looked at like do you did that on purpose? You know his name is not crank. And then there would be another review where it's like odd world the remastered called Admiralty Tasty or whatever, and they were calling on world what's new in tasty which is not the name of the game but anyone and when it's now mess ups, of course, they're they're things that gamespot has been catching heat for that was not a fan of like I talked to an editor who gave. Batman are night a seven ton and he got death threats because he didn't give it a tonight on. Yes, some of these people who really love their phantoms there are a little crazy. I'm not saying phantoms are like this. I know they're good people who were in the Geeky but there are some there maybe too crazy I mean they do exist i. think the better word is on maybe maybe high strong or very passionate, but overly passionate to the point of you need to calm down. Yeah. Gets me about that as they're angry a this guy is review for Batman Arkham night where he said, hey, it's a it's a pretty fun game. I enjoy most of it and I will not a big Fan, the story or the or the Batman or the bat mobiles missions, which there be said there are too many of them and people didn't even pay view. They just read the part too many vehicle too many vehicle drivers Oh. Poor Pu who you can't handle vehicle driving. I'm like okay showed up on my yeah. That's what gets me about these. Some of these fan bases sometimes a they're good people they're bad people I do acknowledged that. The good people need to acknowledge that there's some bad people that make you look. Good still being really one-sided. No people aren't bat it whole. The whole anyways there aspects of some people that. Shines really badly. When It could have been taken down a few notches and come out better, but they were impulsive to passionate and see like any level-headedness. Thank you. It's coming Mike Thank you for your feedback but calm down. You know. Not. So a really got me. It's like okay. I'm not even a bad score for a game that's pretty fine and he gave all the his reasons why he gave that score why he thinks you liked or disliked people WANNA pay they're like, Oh, you just trying to get sense and I might. Yeah there's just some people in fan bases there too much with this. I'm kind of half-and-half I'm on the side of. Your gamespot you really should have done that, and then I'm also on the side of all, my Gosh. There might be an alarm that's going on a fire alarm going off smoke detector so we can edit that. Is that the low battery found possible? No that's the sound of some type of cooking happening and I don't know something happened again that made no sense anyway. Now, that's all gone back to what I was saying. So what happened with Gamespot well, this was during Games Kahn which was the recent gaming convention. You know where they give all nouncement snow that so games come recently happened. And Service. Gamespot, they had a video out which was about at the. National Guard a representative talking about his favorite things from games gone like the favourite reveals what is something see lights and on that and I'm like, okay, you gotTa acknowledges that Army soldiers they are also gamers and you know there are charities about army men supplying them with gaming consoles I think they're even with Xr or other. One thing was called a again. I don't have the name on it with me but I do know there are nonprofits that supported bringing gaming consoles to us veterans or a the US Navy. N. Know there US army soldiers who loved playing video games. They love streaming video games. They even have their own twitter channel and everything. So on that end I'm not Lake Omega Short. Are You doing I think? Hey. They WanNa talk about things they enjoy I think that's cool and then you could have A. Advertisement. In the background saying, okay this is the national. Guard this is what they're about. But what Gamespot did instead that for me. Maybe, was a little much. They replied it with Hey, if you're interested in joining the US nationalguard, Click this link below. And the Internet tour their butts part to the point where they are both those opposed down within the same our that went live. And gamespot was trending for a bed not for the right reasons and people like Oh gee. What how could you do this? You cruel gamespot you looking to. Kids and do going to war. What are you doing? Now. Here's where I'm going to vote go on both sides. So I I'm GonNa go on the side of the people who are angry. Yeah what they did that was a little foolish. I mean to. You could have had that one post about. All right. This is the US, national guards, favourite games they've for people from the national. Guards. The Games of they're looking forward to that's fine. You could end it like that. But adding on Hey, if you watch this, you want to join the National Guard then click the link here. I'm like. Don't do that this. If they wanted to join the national guard, let them discover for themselves like don't try to. Try to motivate them into doing it just because a you up there gamers too. Yeah that that's a little unnecessary. Now, this is where I'm going to be on the side of Gamespot and not with the Internet I do think this is a little blown out of proportions and the reason why is that? It's I think the the thing that they're comparing this to is when the US national guards official twitch channel, they did something really heinous really bad. Where they were advertising a controller for their own beers and saying, Hey, if you wanNA free xbox one X. Controller Click this link blow instead that linked. them to a sign up for him to join the army and that was even. Wait Carolina's is laughing in silence like I think I mean that kind of sounds like click bait to me it is quick pain. Quick Bates. It was evil of them to do that. In fact, they got. They got so much trouble for doing that bed. She actually went and wrote a law to prevents the US Army or are any governments official business? Yeah Alexander Cortez but the nickname is AFC like some Cario see. So she wrote a lie in which is making an unethical and you could be fined for being a government business or something like the army or something light the federal agency or whatever. To, try to do people in into especially young people in do being a part of your business. And I don't know that lie has gone into pass, but she wrote it and she proposed it. So, this is not on that level. Really it's just for me. It's the reply of telling people. Hey, come join the national army that that's happened but. Really You're looking do our ridicule gamespot just because a it's a it's a Gaming News Company and we love doing that. So that's why might take away of this is that. People who are hated Gamespot they were looking for something to tear them apart. Okay so from what I can tell yeah, thanks, he described so. Signing people up for like National Guard and army related things like it's not exactly a dad thing I don't think. From my perspective because it does help people. In their personal lives because you I think you get paid from this at least right. Here. But Yeah the timing is the. Problem I have with that because of the protesting in people a, you know the. People in charge bringing in national cards about that that is the issue that I would come come to. I mean if it were any other year prior. Camelias like that. That is A. That's a that's a good point because, yes, our our president. Tried to send the National Guard on peaceful protesters that gun them down if they were. To Stop what's thankfully. The protesters they've done enough to where. I mean the the he added to go earn back on his or yet to pull back on basically what he was going to do. which I think is great. and hopefully we get those guy out of office. That's the one goal at the twenty S. we just get no more of this. Early. Okay. Wait what? I said has tag. Okay. I thought you said the Hashtag go early I was like what? The yeah. Yeah. So. I I mean I'm to me. I'm on that camp of. 'cause I don't think every National Guard or people associated with the National Guard, is like a trump supporter I think that also needs to be distinction to there's plenty of people who don't like trump I'm. That Part of things before they love their country and everything. There's a hole. In regimes change. So. Yeah. No shade onto the any of the military services it's only that timing of it won't Leah just kept it on that video of just National Guard talking about their fair game. That'd be fine. Like won't be the harm in does that of A Army official talking about games that they. Roy Love. That's perfectly fine and just trying to push people into signing up. That's that's not really the way to go about it especially, how these to win but I think the the twit stream one is way worse than this like that's little click bait and mankind of unethical. This is just a Kanzi move and Gamespot they of course corrected they moved on although there are people who don't move on. That's the only reason I. we're still going to be talking about this 'cause. This is going to happen again, you're GONNA see. The National Guard partner up would video games and they're going to be people be upset the fact that they're there. I think the thing to take away his that the them being presents and them talking about video games should not be a bad thing 'cause we've got nonprofits who joined in on extra life who are with the National Guard. If, I can remember the name of Oh. Operation Supply it's It's something along the name of that but there is a charity that is similar to something like extra life where they do lives, army vets, they do live streams are games to raise money for for you know for vets need and also other things. And they'll probably participate in extra light. So you're going to see the national guard or the US Army brought up again. Regarding around video games and I just hope there is a way were we don't have this sort of basically this hostile relationship between them and gamers. I mean, Gabor's are jokes. So we don't earner not the people on the Internet. Screen Fun facts I like looked. I don't. I Li- like the stuff that navy stuff navy people did. So a man again, respect snow shades what that is. Yeah. Okay Now that leads us to last thing. which is the PS. Five. Now before even recording this, you mentioned you have a PS three NPS at that ps four or whatever. But what what even think about these new consoles? What do I think like what I buy? Yeah. Like. There's the PS five coming out the you have the Switzer course that's very mentioned all the Mario stuff. But then there's xbox series x and supposedly the Pius five and xbox. Series, Zack's are releasing in this year well for Xbox I. I was not I was not ever fan of the controller. Is held in everything. So I wouldn't that's not a consideration for me But. Whenever, there's a new console. I always wait like at least a year for the price go down. So that's. An issue they're not issue, but like a factor. Irqah, I would probably get a PS for. What after? After that when it comes out. Will. There's something there's something. So you can play ps four games on PS five. So if you wind, you could even to skip the PS four for the pick why? I wouldn't. You weren't wall that'd be cheaper for you. Then you get to play Pius five NPS for games in one console now now starting to be pricier. Well said waiting a year later. Yeah the Pierce Word Games are GONNA. Be pricier. Not. Talking about okay. By console I've seen that set of money unless comes in Bondo with the other games. So I generally take something that's older. It's going to be less than the one that's new. But also because the point I'm trying to make that, yeah the are it's currently at like around three hundred volley when this comes out to fifty or so. But still it would be a lot It would be more to spend on a PS four and then later to spend on a PS five. Current. Not Likely to get the five that. ORCA or well Y-, you might be what actually I want say that because the PS five is in high demand right now and yet we don't have a release date of it. It's coming out this year. When is coming out this year you know what place we don't know there's two versions of the PSI council also add the disk and the digital version, and all we know is one is going to be cheaper than other. We don't know the price and we're in September. This is supposed to come out in like two or three months. We don't have a price or release state, which is so crazy and we've been kind of gum or. Are we GONNA get a press release stating Sony's likes saying Okay we promised in the month of August you're gonna get everything artists's went. No, we do not but we did get at the end of August is hey, sign up if you're a playstation user give us your playstation username in. You could enter to win possibly to be one the first in line to preorder ps five and the complicated thing on this they judge you on how may trophies you have you know how are How many playstation exclusives even playing unless? They they select based on what they gather in the your play sessions, playtime and everything. You know this is confirmed. It's really that weird I'm like what? Loyal loyalties. Yeah I mean. That's basically what it is. Loyalty is like are you so loyal that you'll sign up in this forum? Gang Kinda. Weird. So we have a form the sign up for for when were gang early state. We don't even know we don't even know when the next state of play is supposed to be, but those were saying, Hey, it's come out the here, and now we're recently getting a little news articles saying, maybe they should delay the PS five release I also wonder like if it has. Anything to do with like supply chains and Parts in from Japan Suffolk. There is going to be a limited supplier launched. That is true. They're saying that they will be there. They're GONNA make at least ten million consoles the most they'll make a for at least the holiday or saying that AOL it's limited supply because of as he said, Kobe nineteen and some the production Houses yeah they're in Japan or they're in different area because the manufacturing workshops they're usually from another place. So there is that that is true but now recently got more info on the PS five. Is it a release date or price neither it's the fact that you cannot play ps one ps two or three games on the PS five and to me I'm lake Down and it's like okay. Wanted and something that's not less news. Okay. Well. Here's I'm kind of mixed on this because I know there are people like man I just WanNa, bring gather my old consular gather mount games and bring them onto a minute system. So I don't have to have so many so many consoles in my house Agadez carry my games around. Yeah. I get that and it's it is dumb I mean there is something to at least acknowledges that each of these playstation consoles or build on completely different hardware. So maybe that's why it's difficult to bring the PS three, the piaster PS. Completely, over to the PS five. Although it is backwards compatible than ps four that is something to acknowledge. You can bring your ps four games on the PS five given purchase a PS four game in upgraded for free for the most part. So yeah, and I think that's really cool with us news about lack of backwards compatibility. It is a went down but I guess I'm not as sponsored by some other people. The reason why is that? I've got my own consel so I can play the on my Nintendo sixty four, my gang Q., my Pius my ps one ps three whenever I can and I get for some people are like well, what if I don't Have those older consoles and I wanted to experience those games. Yeah. I mean you're going I have to go retro shopping 'cause I think these companies they're mostly focused on the newer stuff. That's fine. I'm like I'm not against the newer things. There are some games on coming on the PS five. I'm looking for a do I'm excited about the new ratchet clank gum excited about the Miles Morales as spinoff spiderman game see someone laid man I don't WanNa ps five. You're just like yeah ratchet clank guests miles. Morales I. BE Happy for the things and then wade a time like again like I'm very fine with waiting for games than again have a ton of. Old Games at I haven't finished yet. So sound like him in any rush. File. And But There are people who are like you want I only buy new consoles to play Games which is I. Think it's a weird thing to do. That but no, it does exist. I would be your common saying man I only play my three Elliott turn on my ps three just play ps to NPR's one games. What Bachelorette oh? Yeah. There is that I mean. But yeah, I just think as long as we can preserve these little game somehow that you can get them somewhere and they're not lost forever and I'm Lake Yeah I I mean it's it sucks but I'm not a totally bothered by it. I can still turn on my ps two and enjoy some other that. Have never come to the Jenin may never come to the curbs on 'cause that's not what the studios are focused on. So yeah, I'm like it. Now there's one thing I'll disagree with them. It's one of my colleagues Kayla. He's a great guy. He runs the second opinion although he is very pro game studio infect t tried to get me into buying fallout seventy six and I'm like, no, no, no no, I'm not getting that that thing but he was like man, what are you guys this pipe down calm the down be like me. I would rather buy mild games again instead of carrying them overdue consul I might could do what are you doing? But no I love. You. Know we we mess with each other a just like I mess with you because I love you ran. But yeah, I mean, that's what I have to say about is preserved games. Now that is premature and so at. Thank you so much of course, as always year awesome I love avenue whenever I can. I don't have a confirmed coast next week, which is GONNA be problematic Zagat turn hired remastered attack about I got no Costa beyond. Okay so you aren't you on you am. Okay. Okay. I. Don't know why I'm the slapped my hands and. I'm told that I can happen. Now camping of the word contagious energy you do you have contained us happiness you have contagious smile and laughter and I think that's great. Yeah. Like I I mean I have different co hosts I swap around with on the podcast I. Mean you got. A. Little off. A swamp round. said it just sounded bad. Anyway that you change out that that's a much better work. With you swatch, we slipped closer. Change. Jay Yeah whatever someone's available I definitely agree. Anyway I I. Just amazing. are obviously a an facts. You keep the joy going a through these times that ran and yeah hopefully when the Oregon hang out again. Yeah. Yeah what Oh anyway. So you can find this course I. I'm different platforms I mean were grown on more. Pandora in. I heart radio and all those other platforms or coming in the IT takes like two or three weeks to get verified. 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SUPER MARIO 3D ALLSTARS! Super Mario 64, Sunshine & Galaxy coming to Nintendo Switch | News Roundup

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SUPER MARIO 3D ALLSTARS! Super Mario 64, Sunshine & Galaxy coming to Nintendo Switch | News Roundup

"Welcome back to this week in video games, and this is the news roundup giving you all the latest video game news you need to know in just ten minutes. If you find this useful, then don't forget to like. Youtube and you favorite podcast APP things down below the description or the show notes. Well, it's Thursday the third of September twenty, twenty seven. Let's get into the news I up in the news. Nintendo Confirms Mario Sixty four sunshine and gags remastered for Nintendo switch. This one comes from Tom Phillips Arafura Game Intendo has confirmed. It's highly anticipated trilogy of Super Mario Game Re masters headed to Nintendo switch later, this month dubbed as Super Mario. Styles collection will contain Super Mario Sixty four Super Mario Sunshine and Super Mario Galaxy arrives on the eighteenth of September twenty twenty. Limited. Number of physical copies will be made while the digital version will only be sold from the switch. Ishaq. Until the end of March twenty, twenty one and that is pretty bizarre. The triple pack was the each game optimized for Nintendo switch. The trio will feature higher resolutions and smoother gameplay performance. Nintendo said as well as a music player mode to listen to the tunes from the three games as expected these radical redesigns or remakes of original games. Also as expected. Unfortunately, there's no sign of Super Mario Galaxy two. And when playing galaxy coastal mood, you'll need separate joy cons to use their point functionality worth noting for those with Nintendo switch light. Stuff in the news Super Mario Brothers thirty five is like tetris ninety nine but with mayor, this one constant Jeff, cork of game informer, there's been a big morning for Marria- fans with the reveal of Super Mario, three D all-stars, Super Mario. Three D world and bows Fury Maria all and switch and game and watch Super Mario Brothers if that's not enough Nintendo also announced Super Mario Brothers thirty five, thirty, five free for all as reminiscent of tetris nine on my mayhem dot for Mario like the name indicates safe I've players compete in a race to see who. Can survive the longest as players run through classic Super Mario Brothers levels, enemies they defeat will be launched onto their opponents green adding to the chaos, and it looks like either the greatest idea ever when you're winning or completely terrible mess. When you're not Super Mario, brothers thirty five is coming exclusively to Nintendo's which online subscribers starring on October the first, and it won't cost members anything more than their existing subscription fees, but it's only going to live until March thirty first twenty, twenty one. So be sure your fill of it when it does become available for download. Next stuff in the News Mario gets a new game and watch for stay fifth anniversary and this one comes from Ryan Gilliam at polycom. On November the thirteenth Nintendo will launch a new piece of game and watch hardware those plastic handheld systems from the nineteen eighty s with game and watch Super Mario Brothers players complain through the original Super Mario brothers and super. Mario. Brothers. Lost levels using a theme clocked time or relive one of the original game and watch classics bowl themed around everyone's favorite Halley plummer. According to Nintendo. The new game and watch clock feature has thirty five little touches to discover in celebration of the anniversary the game and watch yourself won't be like you remember either with a new modern crocheted control pad to make the original Merrick aims feel a bit snappier. It also has a full color liquid crystal display to make the next classics look better than the original game and watch games, Nintendo manufacture, and sell a limited number of game and watch super. Mario brothers systems this November four, nine or nine. Next up in the new Super Mario World and bounces furious been announced and it launches in February twenty twenty. One. This one comes from Kent have your Gamer the much anticipated. Then tender direct thirty fifth anniversary is finally shown itself and the previously lead Maria remastered and now official. And as previously reported Super Mario Three D world is also getting Nintendo switch really treatment. Releasing as PARVENU package could Super Mario Three d world plus bows fury. This version will feature both local and online multiplayer when rise nintendo switch on the twelfth of February twenty twenty one. The collections plus blouses fury portion looks to contain all new levels Benintendi said, it will discuss more closer to the release to celebrate the release a new Cat Mario and peach. AMOEBA will also be launched in a double pack alongside the game. Next the new super. Mario. All stars during Nintendo's which online sny's library today this one comes Brian. Shea have game informer. Super. Mario all stars is the latest addition to Nintendo switches online snacks catalog and the compilation which was originally released for. Nine hundred ninety three gather Super Mario Brothers Super Mario Brothers two and Super Mario Bros three with new sixteen bit visuals on top of those three classic titles. This combination also served as the introduction the Japanese version of super. 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Minisode 4: Super Mario Bros.

Bunker Brothers

38:23 min | 1 year ago

Minisode 4: Super Mario Bros.

"Yes. A. A baby. Right? Hey everybody it's Brian goblins welcome to bunker brothers. I'm here with my half brother Jack Who's being a bit of a Bayer. Right now, okay. I okay he's headphones are high right now. We're recording this right now. The first night that Jack has quote unquote decided to come stay with me after being kicked out of his house 'cause. I don't have a choice you know I. Don't have a choice right now. I don't have. There's no time to get a hotel. I think this option. Mr moneybags with the hotel yet. Yeah, the freeze I. Come stay with me because he loves me so much I. It's adorable. That's not my first thought. I was maybe Brian will be asleep or maybe maybe he'll finally get passed away from his. In Sta- won't be to fucking die is that we are signing of right now? Yeah. Sorry got if you're just joining us. This is our show that takes place are bunker than our dad left. Does I'm Brian that's Jack Jackson Jackass. Named Jack Brian's a guy who sleeps with the lights on like a fucking located. I don't know how to turn them guy. LASCA in here and honestly it's safer with the lights on because in the dark. Dark. The rat just goes fucking Farrell man. It'll be. You've had months to trap the rat and you haven't tried conscious. Shia. Okay okay tensions are high. Ohi Okay a little. Hi! This is maybe a good time for us to you know. Watch something together because that typically brings us together. Let's go into the obsolete technology room, grabble, laser, disc, and watch something and it'll. It should calm us down. Fine aren't we'll be right back. Okay so we are! that plan did not work very well. I decided. I'm as mad as I've ever became entitled. Shut up for a second because. We could've stopped me at any point, but now you're just GonNa fuck and I'm sorry. We I blame you. I'm blaming you. Yes, I'm blaming you for picking I. Thought that you know brothers were having troubles. Let's watch a movie about brothers. Coming together so I found a LASERDISC for Super Mario Bros. the movie starring Bob. Hoskins and John Leguizamo from the ninety s and add seen since I was a kid, and I saw the nineties. Even what do you mean from the nineties? It's like they're like John Legs I'm one of the night a Moose from the nine. If what would I know? This for you just watch it. You just watched it. You know how nineties you just watch because you just care all right, so we're just GONNA. Try to talk about the movie to give you guys something fun to listen to in spite of superfund in spite of Jack's entire personality, so this movie. I'm familiar with the video game pretty well. It not seem to have much to do with that if I'm being name in the brothers names, and that was true I think that's that's just about it the. It seemed like the screenwriters or the director had a hard on for ignoring the game as much as possible, were only like throwing it in a snippet, because like the movie started with the theme song, but then that's all you get. It was like three notes of the theme song. Over. The movie started with a narration about dinosaurs. Right? Doug by Homer, Simpson himself Nextel Annetta I was crazy, and he's not credited in who. Got Away scot-free on this one, but the movie starts with this animation that looks like a cd-rom, or like a SEGA CD and talking dinosaurs, and so it has nothing to do. I thought we put an. I thought we were watching the movie because it has it wasn't about. Super Mario Brothers. So Bad Make the movie we cut to new. York and it's a baby it. A basket is being left at a church, but the baby is an egg. and. Then a bunch of nuns. Up And they all worship, the egg, and the egg hatches with a baby inside. Right. Classic Super Mario Brothers like when I was. Place for Meyer brothers. That's always start the church scenes in the. Artist Enemies. Jump on the heads and the May and get started here. Let's. That's really fun up. It's good to hear you laughing Jack because most of the time. It's like. Frustration and anger, and it's just like this movie just like I feel high on anger. So we. We finally go to the Mario. Brothers themselves and they're sitting in their shitty apartment in Brooklyn and. Luigi watching some mysterious universe show, and they keep saying another dimension another dimension over and over at Mario's like another dimension who odd of another dimension where I could afford to eat some launch. Talionis eleuthere. Ear Also like fourth the. I'm forty years older, my brother. Movies this piece of Shit Shipping. There's just a piece. Of Ship, so the Mario Brothers are real plumber is in relaying. Consciously. Yet trust like the more not yet not yet because they gotta get their costume. Somehow. I. Don't know but Basically they're in a sort of like a plumber war with like their rivals. Who are like the Capelli and company I think it is. They were they classic Mario? He's a mob boss in New York City Mario. Bob I remember that. Was Mario Bites the mob. There's a very key moment of this. Where Mario goes up to camera goes spill badly. He wakes up. Joe Hoopoe. You're never sex so still. What are you doing? It's a really. She's head is in his bed. The classic Martin. Other. So anyway that movie is mainly about we find out that the baby had. This necklace got born from an egg. Is Princess Daisy I? Guess we don't know that yet, but she's her name is daisy and she's an archaeologist. She's like. She Samantha Mathis at. She's the actress who played Krista in fern gully. So there's something good honor. While we were going to do. She was yeah. So how did she know she get like she's from something. You can't be from nothing so I Yeah! That's that's true and she looks a lot like the character is not a Brunette. But anyway I way better than this. But. FERN gullies I call the Prequel to. Video Games probably way better than this. Do not plan to cutthroat island video game. I found that backyard the bunker. It is not good. It's just I wish we were playing the cut. Instead of? So bad, so my first question is why is it daisy and not peach? Like why I understand, it's like the Princess's this movie and the whole thing. Mario is Mars, trying to rescue princess toad stool front. Recoup right because like. Maybe they couldn't get the rights. Mario Rights, piecemeal, and they can only get. That would actually make so much said if they had to like the REO. Fox will get Mario Luigi toad and daisy daisy is cheap part of the package deal from Super Mario and way okay so i. Did was did daisy exist in the in the video universe? Before this movie? Daisy is the princess in Super Mario Land Been Gameboy ones, so she was. She was one author stresses cause. I know she's an Oriole card. She's in smash brothers now, so she was in the game and my guest for why they put daisy is because daisy had a first name at the time when this movie came out, whereas princess host wasn't called Peach Mario, sixty, four right so. Like an opening of Mars sixty four. She's like Mario come to my castle I have baked you. Hear the letter. And so like so I'm like Oh. Probably were like well. We can't name toadstools. We can't call her totes full talking movie. We certainly don't have the right, so they just get daisy instead in for whatever reason it's a love story between Luigi and daisy because Mario already has a girlfriend Bella. Looks like look like Joe Maze. His high. Broad it's just like so fucking weird. Danielle is like. Classic Mario Characters Cappelli. Everything picture-perfect either. Maybe they're. Maybe they're deals. You. These are all planned DLC for the sixty four disk drive, and it just never came ever. Virtual boy game that really made sense of this whole thing, but. It's really. Just. How certain things are it's like they wanted to make like some shitty total recall for kids like there's no attempt at making a movie. That's a fantasy movie like they could have made the princess bride. With weird characters, puppets, or like labyrinth, like that's what it should be your shitty nineties facts and you can only have puppets and shit like and this movie has. It's just awful awful like all cd-rom. It's like. This is the same decade possibly in the same year. As Jurassic Park is like saying exactly because. Like. SOCK puppets. The are here. Look alike, Dennis Hopper. Basically we just painted as like this stuttering goon, which I guess is kind of okay, but he's also John was. So it doesn't quite like track. Juggling is a fourth Italian. Bad at. The really valued of movie. It's just all central aspects that Italian. It's like like all the stuff that they big. You are interested in about the Mario brothers like. fucking. Thinking that will make some interesting is that they're plumbers that they're -Talian Eleven? Brooklyn, but that's. No part of the game takes place in this universe like it's all the other one, so another dimension new galaxy note. Every. So anyway, so it also borrows the only good plumber like we can't do shit right. He always needs. Later where there's a flood in the sewers, her dig site because you know dig sites in the sewers constant thing the municipal. Board is exciting off. You want to go down to Shit Fav and Suicide. On here, never mentioned fucking, Dick Sites Bullshit. I'm GONNA cover up. But anyway that's why you call called her. Fuck you I'm over her. She's not called her a few times. She doesn't answer the important of why God. What have I don't even give a shit. Okay, anyway, I can. Go back to the vine. We were getting along so offer secondary. I'm so. Your Relationships Taylor okay yearly your leisure live. He's done. Whose guys. Fuck you're the Weirdo? I'm Mario fucking. Underground! Gas We fucking Care Kupa. That's what you are. Argue. Are Kinda weird haired boss. You Okay so is Harry is weird. It's like white dreadlock spikes I don't get it. It's a reminds me of like. I Don Dennis Hopper. Its Fifth Element here it's like everything is like trying to find this. I don't know fucking greedy Sifi whatever it looks like total recall but worse. It's like that place where we're. Arnold goes in total recall in on Mars to find the lady with three tits like that's what the whole movie looks like. Yeah so anyway. There that? Why is that the universe? Why isn't like fucking fantasy mushroom I? Don't know anyway Luigi sees daisy on the street me. Let's cut in line to use a payphone, so they start having a romance and Mario because Luigi Stuttering do much Myers. Ask Garage. Door. GotTa go. And so are young offers, a variety Shitty van, and so Luigi is like semi flirting and Mario asks daisy out four Luigi. He's got. Why do you always do that? We're he'll do that. Man Let me cut to the date and Mario on the date to. For rates double. Danielle be there, so we can meet Mario's talking girl. She likes to. Burn my girlfriend. Sitting there being fuck I can have this role. It's perfect. So happy she didn't take over. She was quite offer the rule. Describes. Instead and I even Oscar fucking. Okay so. Then, they after dinner, they start courting and they're both orphans or something. I don't know I mean. So like? Which? Acts. Of another movie we watched together, but didn't record which was Miami Connection and which I thought we were. We were all. Anyway orphans have a bond I guess that other people just don't ever had. It's like it's like an unspoken both like twins. If you want us to do a Miami connection episode, Sandra Billion Dollars to our patron on that doesn't exist yet, but will exist as soon as this episodes over. All right. Anyway long story short they go to make out in a sewer on top of some dinosaur bones, and they find out that the Capelli's have of ruined the dig site by spraying water. Because CAPELLI's. That a show you your Dang firkin archaeologists coming in here. You can't stop progress archaeologists. Just the fucking. That CAPELLI's. Got A beef with the dig site itself at like the people who run. Like just the chick, they're just muscling or just weird. They spent so much time introducing Capelli as his character, and he's not in seventy five percent of the movie. He's the beginning and total another dimension. He's still there. He's just couldn't have different. Okay so. There's a moment where the the room starts flooding. She has to save her dig site and she's like you're a plumber. Right and Luigi Literally Goes Oh yeah! Oh yeah what. They. Call borrowed his belly. And then there's these two. There's like Fisher Stevens and some other guy playing these horrible roles as iggy and spike like the dumb Kuba Henchman, trying to find days right so they after like Ronaldo so in Mario World where his work Kupa sons. And also dinosaur. Sons there his cousins. In Cuba in the market games there's. There's children well Kubilius. Wings! In all the in Mario three and Mario World and spike is a mini boss in Mario. War, vets rights many drunks. Bowser near. Is this pointless? Spotting point was this debate. Just trying to trying to connect? To kind of work. It's not going to work, okay. Here's the entire fucking movie trying to connect. It's not gonNA fucking work. So basically, the the bad guys daisy into this bad CGI portal, and Luigi reaches out to grab her, but only grabs her necklace because he's got terrible. fucking depth, perception, or something and I'm not A. And I can't. Get sucked your portal and did you see that? It's like. Did you see that it's so fucking. So then. What is the Puerto go into the other dimension to Kupa, Lan? And so they jump. The worst part is you know Mario's only move basically is jumping without power up and it's like his big thing how good he is jumping! That's the only thing about the fucking character. And then they have this dirty second sequence of Bob Hoskins as Mayor Mario trying to jump and being scared and I'm like student growth later vehicle. Job This movie sucks. To Be Fair I. Mean I love Bob? Hoskins, but he's not a jump. You see that guy you think close to the ground. And also, there's a movie where he is just buck naked. And I saw it on HBO once and I I'm shook I'm sure so you've seen Mario's Bob. Was Balls. I've seen I've seen the Italian sausage Oh. Oh. So. So, they jump the jump through the portal, and there's actually this interesting Tim Burton weird sequence where he's falling that I thought was kind of trippy and fund. One of the few things I liked in the movie, and they land they land in a different sewer in a worse version of Brooklyn. That's like Kupa city or some shed and Dennis hobbies coupe, and he's got posters on himself everywhere, but in spite of that fucking notice when they meet him the first time like Oh. This is just some guy with spikes. A Little Shittier Brooklyn. It's just like a little share. Covered it's a medal to New York seventies where everybody looks like they're auditioning for rent. It's like Yeah Mad Max Scott in fact was community theater. It's like really shitty. We've talked about it so anyway. We go through, and there's rats, rats, dinosaurs in the place of rats and There's dinosaurs in this universe the whole movie has this weird fucked up thesis about how dinosaurs when the meteor hit, the dinosaurs could have evolved or some Shit I. don't even understand. It's like there's two. Meteor created two worlds our world in the dinosaur world and Like the movie, the opening thing Dan. Casella has like one of both worlds combined. Let's find out. What. The game is really simple. Someone gets that they go after her. That seems to be buried here. Must another stupid stupid shit? Like. Once they went there. I literally like sorta stopped paying attention once I realized they weren't leaving Shitty New York. To Go to actual Maya world. I was like Oh. I hate this, so the dinosaur world is a dinosaur, but they look like humans and then sometimes. Yeah I guess. Track, why would they become more apelike? It doesn't. And there's Goumas there which in the game or these like one foot tall things you jump on easy. And in this in the mood, twelve feet tall and have tiny heads, and they're basically like there there. And so. So. They create this stupid idea where it's like the characters to be able to jump, and so they give them super boots, which gives you the ability to jump really high? It's like okay fine. Fuck I, don't. I was zoned out, but you remember like the plus size hooker. WHO's like Mario's love interest in the world. got. You know what deals not here with what she goes. City stands. What we? Comeback. I mean I guess everybody needs a Kumar. Whatever yeah, right? That's the basis of this movie coupons just looking for a good mark. That is a kind of -ly. That's my different kind of leave kind of. God that's fine that makes as much sense as buck and movie, so they get these superfoods which are important quote unquote later, and they put them on this plus size hooker. Who's got spikes and we find out later. Her name is big Bertha with the name wild fish that eats you in Mario three water levels. So, you'll say it's not like the game. Because all did was take the giant fish and turn it into. Hey Plus Stalker. Right, this is not offensive any way. Anyone so toad is in the movie. Toda's like princesses, sidekick and towed is a punk rock busker who's anti coup pie and he gets arrested and turned into a room by some de-evolution Shane. That's awesome, and it seems like the movies tried to appease its fans by rand, referencing the shit randomly tone. It's tone. Doing stuff that towed would do. Particularly, At like at one point there's there's a sign on the wall of flom construction, which is the things that fall on you and Mario, and it's like okay, just stuff like who the fuck I was on special lookout for all this little references and there's like five. Bob. Bob Mom. Reminds me of fun. Yeah, it reminds you of something I'd rather be doing. At some point yellow also got captured, so she's stuck in the in the alternate dimension to. God. I hope she doesn't come near my Momma but God so. It'd be. The. Mario Brothers get arrested for being near towed gas or something, and they get put through this wacky cop station where there's this like classic TV. Improv actors like this pretty big part in it and like I wouldn't. Recognize him at the time, but he's on everything now, and I was like this is like big breakout the worst. That's weird and these in this like is What is it like antiques or something? They get arrested because standing next to him. Yes, exactly. And so they could take into this wacky police station where this TV actor is has got like a like a hookers leg on them, and she's like massaging his neck with her feet. It's like really uncomfortable and lewd. In there all these weird lewd elements movie that just don't fit it's. What does this rate is? That's fucking. Those poor children again. It's insane to me that Nintendo ever signed off on this, and it explains why they never made another big this right? It's a peaceful, though even though the end they hint those going to be. There's definitely politic. You'll never believe what I just saw here. We go again and we will jamming map. But anyways wacky police situation where they're like keystone cops getting sprayed by stuff in Kupa pretends to be their lawyer and comes into meet them in prison. They don't recognize them, and so the epic first meeting between Kupa and Mario's. Prison Cell Dark Knight Batman Joker, but it's just so fucking stupid and. Prison cells look like. The prison cells from twelve monkeys to everything's weird, and it's like built, so it's a sets of the camera can fly around it and all these expensive ways. This is what it had in common with our cutthroat island is just throwing money at the stupid fucking bullshit. It's just money money like nobody stopped to say. Maybe if we just those. I? we could fix this. I really saw on imdb Trivia that there was originally a different version of the script that got rewritten into this. That was more princess bride inspired so good. Good Gregg job anyway, so they prison break out of the movie. There's a moment where on zip lines and it's kind of fun, and I'm like Oh good. They're on say that's fun. I had fun for ten seconds. The whole movie should be on Zip Lines. Everyone in this movie has some sort of gun or something like the cameras that take their photos in the police lineup. Thing are gonNA cameras. For some reason there are people with flame throwers, it just like everything is like militarized and crazy as if it takes. Elliptic or Mayan. Depending on how you look at it. But. I mean. It's just like it so ill-conceived. And the police cars run on. Bumper cars tracks, and they like run out of power. It doesn't right, because also it's like. Did they think they were underground wasn't go. Yeah, you don't really see the guy, but then there's the desert has now and so it's all dumb coked up eighty style bullshit where it's just like some funding is stupid. Screenwriter, who just should have been fired a long time ago and the the world is covered in fungus, which we learn later is actually. Trying to help out, dad because it's. Daisy's father, the King of Higher Roll or whatever I'm mixing it up. The King of Anything else is fungus and he's been trying to help them, and they have to trust the fungus. But before that happens. The to Kupa henchmen get smart. They get put through the. Machine to become smart, but there's just as dumb as there were before right, doesn't that, doesn't it? Didn't work didn't take. Win Did they because one point I was I was on my phone and then I looked up, and they were in their actual. Mario in the would like. I'd be nowhere. Happens after a dance sequence. which just happens right? To walk the dinosaur when they have to come back to the desert, and come back and big Bertha is there and Mario. Literally shoves his face into her tits to bite the necklace. Could she gets the necklace somehow opening scene anyway, there's this whole plot, but you don't know where they changed their suits either I, just it just happens at some point but the. Conic Red Greenish suits and the closest approximation at what point is you're wearing bright, yellow, bright, yellow jumpsuit, and the dancing and I'm just like what the fuck is happening right now. Everybody to the. Exact this they. All the dinosaurs are dancing to that, and it's just as funny as it sounds. But also so that song exists in that dimension right so there's overlap in dimensions. Strange. Even though the portal they only go through it. Sometimes, it's like what. I'm not going. Go go into it, but it's just like why would. The whole thing is a Kootenai trying needs the necklace which is the last Shard of the asteroid that hit the earth and when it. When he combines the last piece of the asteroid both worlds. And they'll be able to take over the other world, but it's unclear why you wouldn't just use all his coupe attack takeover Brooklyn, you can get through already. I don't know it doesn't make any practiced. Does what are you paying more attention than because I do not registered or anything took. My favorite character in the movie is Cooper's wife. WHOSE NAME IS LENA no? Joke is fucking Lena. That's insane and this weird Tim Burton's wife with the swoop hair. She's constantly having these weird mommy. Dearest scenes with with daisies. It's like it's like I. How do you like your address? It was your mother's, and it's like a kind of slutty dress, and I just wanted to be like it was your mother's. She was a well known whole. died. died of that dress her stains on it. It's like it's so fucked up as a kid. I'm like well her. They're always boring scenes in this movie, but like as an adult on what we have seen before, I saw this as a kid as part of like. Why did you watch it if you? Good when I was a kid I'm sorry I. Thought it was fun I mean. You lots of things were good lawyer. Everything's changed I i. mean this lots of good nineties movies? But anyway so she meets daisy meets Yoshi and. She's just a of loss of raptor. That's like three days. A slave at one point KUPA stabs him with a knife in kids love it when their favorite character from the game is brutally stabbed is an actual dinosaur, then then stabbed so even though Kupa has a wife, he's trying to rape daisy. Any grows this long lizard tongue, and like try kerr with it. It's so fucked up. He's like you're so pure. GPS again. This is the PSG movie, so the Mario Brothers go through. That's where all the moneywise dry a tunnel and fall out there in the desert. They meet up with the The KUPA henchmen and they convinced them to help them. Get. The necklace they'll trade necklace for daisy or some shit like that, so then they go back into the city if go back to try to rescue daisy. And meanwhile Dan Yellow Mario's wife. Or girlfriend is. Also, one of these kidnapped women because the idiot henchmen kidnap all these women they thought were daisy because they're just going for hairband or some shit. Well, you know New York's a small place. You know probably just to quit now and so it's so Danielle at. Brindisi into the room Daniels Daisy. How are you? Would you super happy to see her like? Aren't you in captivity like how fast this Stockholm Center? In this business sometimes you gotTA, deal, with SCUMBAG. There's also this incredibly also. We're not talking about the Mario brothers and they're stupid relationship, but like there's one really insane sequence. Luigi says Look Look Mario I'm flying and he's like flying above this. Elevator. Shaft Mars I'd better try to. He jumps and falls and look. Oh, I was pretending I was hanging from a hook and it's like one. How did you have the time to set that up to? Why did you trick your brother to fault? Dad, what would go around over here? That's what brothers only come A. Long Story Short, they find the women. They bust up some sort of air, conditioning system, and so it gets freezing in the room with all the women in it, and all the women are like shivering, but all the lizard people are like Mrs Fine. We're cold. We love the cold and it's like that's fucking works. Lizards need heat lamps? cold-blooded, so they need to warm up. If it was that cold, they'd be fucking dead. That's why the ice age killed them God. Damn, it suck, if you. All the dinosaurs Muslim. fucking reptiles watch my God so they go down an ice slide, which feels kind of Mario came out before sixty four, so it's like maybe this gave them the idea for the penguins slide. Anthony Weird they meet Daniela. Daniela and daisy back and then daisy. There's this insane seem where they introduced. Daisy introduces per fungus dad to write. To the Mario brothers and the way they do, the fungus is it's like this thing like a stalactites hanging from the ceiling, and then I had to come out of it, but it's just grossly slogger and disgusting. It's the worst thing ever. It doesn't make sense. It's like he's dismembered, but he's fumbling. It's like it's really. Creepy. Weird it turns out his played by Lance Henriksen from alien winter, and that's great. He's in one scene, so yeah, well. There will be a lot more with him in the sequel. Anyway they go down the slide. They have to trust the fungus and again this big fight with Kupa, who is in some sort of it looks like a giant packing of funnel that like would be used for cement mixer or something, but I've thought about it and I think him hanging in the air in this upside down. Funnel is supposed to be him in the coupon. Coupon clown car from the end of Mario Three. No way think that's what it's supposed to be I. think like that's the iconic final boss Battle of Mario threes him flying around in the that's terrible approximation. Think so wildwood. Would you have in my entire final sequence of the Vangel his? Thank you. You mentioned Jurassic Park. Did this come out like after? 'cause may feel like. I don't it was early nineties? I remember that. Maybe they're just like you know what kids love you made. A hundred million dollars traffic park must just. That's probably what they said in the studio. There's dinosaurs just making a day. I mean it's possible, but even so did such a Shitty job. There's this one moment at the end where they okay, so basically they get these jumping boots, and they put on their economy costumes, and they're fighting Kuba any pullout. What looks to be like a rocket launcher or something? And they shoot it, but it's actually a rocket launcher that looks like the super scope from the Ninsu Benintendi which is insane, and so they spire that and then Kupa becomes like a t rex like comes out of the funnel thing scares everybody, and then the also traveled through time through a portal for some reason Lena the evil Lena. I'm getting in so much trouble with their for this. The other Evil Lena. God! I'm just wondering. What? PODCASTS fucking. Shit a tent that show. Anyway anyway delete delete. Anyway the. Point Lean against the necklace, and she puts it in the thing gets electrocuted, and then gets electrocuted again, and she gets into a fossil, and it's supposed to be like. This woman was murdered. It's really. These, trying to stuff so much into a movie, and I've never been so low and it just. It's just like a third island in that sense, it's like. Let's shut it all in here and you know it'll be. Entertained must've well even though the world is supposed to be only coup by Mario go through the portal back to Brooklyn and there at the dig site again and S- Capelli is there Kupa shoots has Lucien laser and Scott pelley becomes. See and the best moment. Exactly my attention. A moment of so then they fucking murder. That, it's the end of the movie and then Samantha Mathis shows up at their apartment later and in like more torn. Like mad. Max Fitness here. Never GonNA believe and they're looking at. We go except they do. Some of the fucking movie and I feel a little bit more cheered up right now and I thought I would. That's funny. I mean I hated the movie and it talking about it did distract me. Problems so it's like it's. Like slate right back to my problem. Yeah, but I mean like so. What if you know it's like the movie? It's like their brothers. They were different, but they fucking work things out, and that's actually in the movie, so it's like Oh. That's the that's what you. Don't make fun of me. I'm trying to bring it to Gabrielle together. He's trying to get a message from the show I'm to shut the. Message on. A piece of shit, maybe my brother. The lights off because if they were off, I would just fuck in what you call. Get dumped on your call, but you call Margaret to help them Lewinsky tomorrow. He'll be. Turn the lights off Luigi piece. Louis Okay that's we can't do anymore. I got this with help us. It did not. We'll be back next time if there even is next time. Thanks to Jack's bonus. Your fucking owner is still to turn off the podcast on her. For Tapei here. Thank you for listening to bunker. Brothers match short I, played Brian. Jack was played by Mike Co. Lar- all the. Music on this. was made by me. That's why it's so weird and follow us on twitter at brothers, underscore bunker and like and subscribe. To and follow us on Apple. spotify and tell your friends. You know if you're having fun. We're having phone with you so by.

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I Am A Human And I Love Mario Kart

The Polygon Show

39:32 min | 2 years ago

I Am A Human And I Love Mario Kart

"And welcome to the polly ali gun show. I'm simone rocha for and i'm here with allegra frank. Hello chelsea stark. Welcome welcome. It is a beautiful sunny day in august. It is finally kind of cooling down. I think and i might be receiving a smoke detector for my apartment today did you do you not have one more importantly. We have some fun of very nintendo. Centric intendo show today is basically what's happening. <hes> we're going to be talking talking about mario kart eight and about mario maker but also <hes> we're gonna continue delving into fire emblem houses because tracy is ready fire emblem three houses just fireable behind look. I just wanna talk about the fucking houses allegra. Is that too much to ask. No three houses carr's chelsea has has <hes> something to weigh in on but i i want to tell you all that this episode sowed the polygon show is brought to you by wicks wicks gives you hundreds of customizable design features and apps to grow your brand online along along with automatic optimization for desktop and mobile devices heck yeah plus to making it super easy to get up and running with their artificial design intelligence. Ooh ooh just answer a few questions about your business and they'll create your site in minutes. This is website chretien without limits. It service hassle-free free coating to build what your business needs for a limited time. Our listeners can get ten percent off a wickes premium plan by going to wicks <hes> dot com slash p._o. L. y. That is w i x dot com slash polly. Thank you so much wicks for sponsoring this episode code of polly gun show. Let's get to it baby. Maybe so. I don't have a a game to talk about this week. Y'all i don't have to talk about you. Know what i've broken my body again. What's it rise. My risks are fine now. It's my shoulder and i don't freaking know wyan. It's it's making me mad so where's it hurt in your shoulder hurts <hes> along the right side of my neck and down through like a cross along the actor actors my shoulder yeah. You know what you need to do is row unfortunately do a lot of these exercises. Oh yeah chelsea just did a rowing gesture wished rush different of herself and then pulled chelsea does cross fit now. She knows i i did it. I don't know if i'm going to continue really not because it is so we're all doing rowing motions audio. <hes> is too intense for me. Basically the last time i went there like okay. Hold yourself entirely above you know just hold yourself on this metal bar above the ground like several feet above the crown dude like pelvic thrusts essentially like move the full bottom of your your body forward and back and i'm like i can barely hold myself on the bar for like my god for like five seconds and you want me to just continue and then also keep raising your knees to your chest and then see if you can raise them higher than that and i was like. I can't even imagine what that is. This low budgets like flipping your feet above your head yeah. Some people flip their feet above their head and people were doing this almost like i hate this. I maybe i don't like doing things that i'm like entirely trash yet and it was a little intimidating and it also like my hands hurt kept. I kept like finishing the experiencing me like my body is hurting in ways that should not so chelsea knows a lot about physical pain right now i was. I was actually actually say. I have a chronic shoulder. I've always had a problem with my left shoulder. <hes> in a very similar way and what i found the most effective is doing doing kinds of rowing growing exercises also doing a nice stretch where you hold get put your body against a wall and put your hands up in kind of a weird. What is this post. What would it described. The pozen described his hands up just like doing hands up but having your access your cashier's shoulder blades pushing your shoulder blades and making sure your hands and shoulders flush against the wall okay so you're strengthening those muscles back. There makes sense because you have you know we call computer crouch computer coach yeah. It's been very annoying because like i know for one thing. I can't stop using the computer because i have to do my job but it does mean that like when i i go home. I'm like well crap. What i wanna do is relax and play like continuous us in scripture iffy quest and i can't because that would be irresponsible <hes> and this pain is is distracting to the point of preventing me from enjoying my life will unlike the arm pain which really only happened like intermittently lee. It's annoying really hard and shoulder playing sucks a lot and i would just recommend if you can even get elastic bands that you could live around a door or something and just i do. These kinds of oh. Yeah arm stretches really smart because yeah oh i had so much. I've had so much shoulder pain. I kind of always have to fight through it and remembering remembering to do exercises. This is helpful because yesterday. I went to a running class. <hes> did a two day workout. You know listen amer's yes and movie watchers and t._v. Fans i know this is supposed to be an entertainment podcasts but guess what part of being entertaining entertained is being fit as these are why this is happening so it's helpful here this because my left shoulder has been bothering me today. Oh when i run i have scoliosis so so when i run like really bothers my back and especially like where we are my where the spine curves word <hes> <hes> which i believe is buying a suck yeah which i believe is the left's end. My curve is like you know toward the spine. Sorry toward the shoulder so it really really really hurts but when you're taking running causey can't raanan can't stop. It was really fun though that sounds awful that simply if if you're gonna make me do exercise for an hour running class would be the last thing i want to do. It sounded like you would be miserable and i was like why did i let my roommate talked me into this but then i went and i was like this is so then and when i got off the treadmill an hour later oh my gosh her but it was great 'cause you could like control how fast you're going. I mean i will go fast but it was really fun running fun. Hey but don't do that while your shoulder hurts. <hes> yeah don't worry i'm not at risk of running but we'll speaking of the things that are difficult and a little annoying or maybe a lot annoying chelsea. You had a chance to check fire emblem three the houses but <hes> what's your issue with it. The text is too small so we're having this conversation off. Mike last week we were in is said you no what i'm just going to install it anyway. I'm going to pay sixty dollars sixty america sixty five dollars with tax and dan bhai this game because all of my coworkers are playing it and you know of switch. It's portable <hes> that text is like freaking tiny any and also <hes> i find the contrast kind of annoying because it's beige background with brown letters yeah that's and so like the tutorial menu specifically that was i was like the dialogue a little small the tutorial menu. I actually literally can't read this. I mean sucks does admittedly my vision is worse than most people's and i find i actually find it kind of annoying when people like movies and so bad i'm like you can actually drive a car. You are not classified. Sephardi has is having a disability which i do so like to me. It is just like okay. You can't do anything having any kind of slider in this game to make the text bigger for these menus which is so infuriating. I didn't even think sorry. I didn't think about the contrast part to being so terrible but i know that you point that out. I actually really can recognize that like it is kind of hard to discern like because the colors are very similar like i just kind of hold it up up closer to my face or i just don't care because i never read in games but literally i did notice. The other day was like only slightly darker. Oh yeah it's so i mean i don't think a lot of people always think about good contrast and stuff like that but pant like i've really appreciated the proliferation of dark mode owed in like a lot of app design in the last couple of years because inverted color schemes are much easier to read and like they're much easier on your eyes. There were also like if you're kinda feeling strain. This is a good a good trick is to invert your colors and then you can kind of relax. Your is a little bit but like for someone who actually needs to do do that like i do that on my monitor a lot especially from editing long pieces and i'm just like i can't do anything about this game. This is probably the worst example of seen. I think in a game game even worse than god of war gonna was small but i was like it's still on a t._v. Monitor that's true yeah like when so when i've looked at the screen shots of fire emblem the tech seemed small like barring. Whatever situation is it also small on the t._v. Like i would assume it is yeah. I mean yes but you know i guess your mileage may get small on the tv. That's <hes> that's easier. In the sense of like you have different sized t._v.'s and whatnot right so my solution at home is honestly to play for a game like firearm and i will. I play a lot of games at my desk so that i can dan kind of get closer to a monitor. It's like tech savvy game. That's about a actually at my p._s. Former switch on my desk and so i will probably just play it at my desk but you know it's very limiting does when you have a frigging joyous switch now. I can't romance boys on my mute on the boat when i take my ferry ride cannot romance any boys. What is the point of writing the vote. If you can't romance boys there that's not. We didn't have sleepless sleepless in seattle for this and my panic tonight. Tang did not die for this is an anime yes. Oh my god yes <hes> which and then it'll turn into a fire emblem game. Yes three decks three classes uh-huh. Oh my god you have to choose which class like seattle. Oh class <hes> it is really interesting motives third-class it is interesting and helpful hearing your perspective obviously chelsea as someone like i think last week when we were talking about it i saying i think on hand held it'll be better because you can hold it legal search your face but when you point out like the contrast issue and the fact that like you can't do anything about the actual size of the texts and you don't want to smash it against your face all the time it definitely makes me reconsider that more because i am blessed us to not have to think about these things much i mean i even tried with like i will sometimes forced wall tax switch to reading glasses which is a great thing to use when you're thirty five. Let let me tell you <hes> but even then. I was like holy shit. If it's too small for that i've like done my due diligence and now it is now antennas fault nintendo please. Yes it is a very beige game. Isn't it yeah i liked it. I mean like they're going. They're going through stylistic thing of something beige. I guess <hes> let's just go back. Active beautiful persona fives menus. Everything was also clear in contrast dino. Yeah that's perfect yeah well. I hope when you get a chance to pig into the game more. If you choose to you will enjoy it. Do you have any new fire yeah any updates. Oh <hes> so i ended up <hes>. I think i said this last time but i cannot recall. I recruited the fuck boy sylvain to my house and originally i was like you know whatever's easy to bring him. He loves you because you're a lady. You know what i think i love him because he's a man okay with him now. He's very good in battle and at this point i'm sort of just assessing my romantic interest in people based on their fighting abilities because i don't necessarily know anyone that well on a personality level still try and get to know everybody like both in my house and then also outside of my house and there's a lot of people so <hes> i'm getting to the point. I now can do like the tea parties where you can really get to know. People have conversations but those are very difficult since i don't have conversations with them. Otherwise ship hosts it. Oh sorry yeah. I was going to explain the tea party mechanic because it's all i know about it. As people find it hard and i don't understand take heart so the default ebaying is patricia wrote about yeah so <hes> let's heave hardy thing is for someone's one's birthday <hes> you can like take them out for a tea party. You can either just give them a gift or you can treat them does he. Oh my god it's just the two of you and the whole point point is you're supposed to have conversations and it's sort of like a three step thing where you have three chances to make good conversation and in each <hes> sort of stage age. I guess it gives you three options of conversation topics but it like it. Could you basically have a one-out-of-three chance of getting that right and unless you have a sense of who who the character is you're not gonna get it right and i was talking to a friend of the show matt sullivan yusuke box media <hes> amen yeah ice ran. He's on my train all the time. We ran each other and i was playing it on the train so we talked and he's saying like oh yeah. I'm really anal about getting these things right so i would keep resetting if i wasn't giving the right response but every time he reset it would give him different prompts. He said it took him ten times even get like one of the same things show up so it's really difficult because like yeah i don't know if <hes> flame is gonna wanna talk about sweets or cake aac or fashion wait. We are the same feeling very similar but it's separate so it's like. I don't sweets and it's like oh she wants. Talk cake and i'm like oh so it'd be a few flying better. This wouldn't be a problem but i mean it's not like you've gotten a lot of choices to get to flaine like you're not yeah. She's on my house. She's barring. She says one thing and i 'cause birthday. We had a nice gesture. We had a good time. We did have a good time and i had a great time with dora. <hes> tayo who's in my house and i don't know how but i got all three three right and now she has crush on me so that is cool yeah. I'm working on door fun. I do like the fuck. Boyce elaine are you. Can you date multiple people. I don't think you could date multiple people. Unfortunately it's not like persona in that way. I mean for some i thought had consequences consequences for five had consequences right. If you dated multiple people oh yeah you always have consequences early in three did <hes> because i definitely dated multiple people at my sister's insistence but in fireable she's like date harto and i was like environ when they lock you in because it's like the ranking system. You basically can only go to s rank with like one person. Oh and that becomes your boyfriend or girlfriend. Can i date the the time person the the beginning zoli solve the game so far tonight time purse the one that is in the intro of the game the beginning the girl the girl oh i don't think so. I don't even think she's humid. Hey little she's definitely the girl's green hair yes anyway anyway. This episode of the polygon show is sponsored by ark. It's a new you way to get professional level to widen in just thirty minutes a day. 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Smile dot com and use the promo code polly ali gone for fifteen dollars off your blue light blue light a whitening kit that is a r c smile dot com promo code paulie gone john. Thank you so much ark for sponsoring this episode of the polygon. Show allegra is speaking of horrible things that you talked about. I i wanna talk about. What's your fixating on this week which seems to be mario kart eight deluxe. I know so oh throwback to two thousand seventeen ooh hoo baby. Mario kart eight deluxe came out. I did not by fast forward to now baby and i had a real hankering four okay. There was a reason. I didn't buy in two thousand seventeen one i don't buy things to. I like to play games by myself really and i like to play games. If i have the option to on the go i almost always play my switch in hand held but mario kart has never felt right to me on handheld what ever i never ever so. I love mario kart because i am a warm blooded girl. I think right no. I think we're warm. Was i'm tired by i am a human and i love mario kart but i've never enjoyed playing on hand held. It just feels wrong. I feel like i need a big screen. Screen and i need to play with another person. I don't really i've played by myself but it just occurred. Seven is so good. I never played it. I never played it. I just it doesn't my hands is gonna cramped. I don't know i need to have people playing of me but because i'm hardly ever in that situation for myself i was like i don't want you to buy this but i've been at like low key parties xlii which is really just me and like three other people and we play mario kart ally and i'm like god you know what i love this game. It's been so long. I wanna play this game so i was hanging out with my friend andrew who had been saying that he wanted to buy mario kart because we'd been playing a lot and i was like yo. Let's play marc car and he was like okay and we went to and we split a copy of it and how we share a copy of mario kart and we bought some orioles. We bought some chips. We ate some turkey sandwiches and we played mario kart york sharing custody of a physical cartridge yeah mario kart eight. It's lot deluxe. It was great. We had we've we've found in tennis way. We beat every cup in the game <hes> over the course of however many hours playing for whatever twelve sixteen hours asia <hes> it didn't take six hours. I was probably like okay. That's what you didn't sit of sleep. It was like a friday and a saturday <hes> and we i love it. It's a great game but we ran into a major obstacle that i had never really noticed before as someone who had never really been able to play mario kart as long as she wanted right ah yes every cup we went into didn't matter how like the c. C. didn't matter who we played as the character to nukii asked mario would would be in the race which is mario in the frequent nucleotide e. s. mario niki asked mario. That's just regular. Mario with a big tail sucks here asked asked mario <hes> had a little hood. That's it's like not even gonna know. Ginza delve so what niki mario finicky asked. Mario sukey asked mario would always come in the top three. He was impossibly fast like i don't i wasn't paying close enough attention to see if he was always using the same card and like parachute and glider but it didn't matter because because he would always be like jess edging us out of the top three or like he would be epic all over and whose it was horrible like andrew nye. We are pretty evenly matched. We'd be like number one and two and then someone would like throw a bomb or something and it's like oh man well. It's okay we'll like get back and maybe i was setback for five like fifth-place and i'm like okay. I'm gonna get back into second to lose comes out of seemingly nowhere and beats both of us to i in like fifteen seconds. There are so many times we're like there were seemingly good amounts of like space between us and the next person and the cave and would i i was like are you literally flying in front of us where you're coming from every single time to turn around and give you some kind of look labor. Just it's kind of like turnaround and like mario's mustache would just be twinkling in the breezes. He continued to zoom ahead disgusting. It was horrible like we we're like ok. P won't be in this one and we wouldn't like pay close enough attention to see if he was there and then suddenly we'd be like wait. How are we in second third to ooh where this whole time every time it was so it's like why do we were trying to understand why him it's very strange because i also recently purchased mario kart eight deluxe as you know when we were at products in nashville and that could play it. Yes <hes> downloaded it on hotel wifi like a maniac like a person who wishes for death. You were very ambitious extremely so <hes> i don't in all the times that i've been playing alone and with folks. I don't think i have been beaten by two new kias. Mario was he in like all of your races though i don't recall seeing him yeah. I've never actually don't remember a racing against him ever. I think our copy is cursed. I think what happened is there are three owners of those copy. There is allegra. There's andrew you and then you didn't realize you entered into a pack with two nukii sued mario who is the third owner of the cartridge he didn't pay. Why did i pay fifty percent each this money. You don't know the cost may not have been monetary but you pay your actual. He he put part of his soul his life his essence in that cartridge acid paid in and his lifeless body is being preserved internally somewhere in some crypt. I don't know but you to defeat him. You're going to have to find new gas mario's body. Kill it for good. If you die in real life you die in the game. Yeah yeah yeah you have to exercise your your cartridge. Okay that sounds plausible actually because i can't fathom wiles because literally dudes like the the second time we powered it on like it had been off time had passed returned back on and it still happened now. You gotta go find super mario wherever he is you offer the things that he likes okay. What does he like. Well i mean. What do you think if you're a man dressed as a <music> woodland creature you probably like. I don't think i wanna know oh. I don't know if i wanna know what you like. I got a sense. I mean maybe he just wanted some of of your oriole's and turkey sandwiches. Have you considered we didn't offer. That's true probably very jealous and we agree. We didn't make here as an which we only made ourselves much. You got it like you didn't know that you had a third guest <hes>. It's totally understandable like it's not your fault. I wouldn't beat yourself up over it yeah but in in the future it would behoove you set out a plate of cookies and wore milk for timmy. He asked mario glenn through a <music> diet coke. I'm sorry i'm just sharing like he can climb walls and super mario three d world right. That's a cat though that's the catsuit okay to new keyser to turn to stone. They fly internists down. That's the that's the weird power of the new gi suit <hes> so that's definitely what he's doing then he flew in and he turned into stone and blended holy shit yeah. What if there's a spooky statue in your apartment. You never noticed before. It's too key mario playing mario kart with yeah. She's yup. I guess they're worse things. Find the totems in your house and snatch them your homework for the week. Make yes find the totems in your house. Destroy them. Whatever we can <hes> comeback to us next week and let us know how this is going for. You okay <hes> i. I may even break my no playing games right now rule because i really want to go home and play around a frigging mario kart and see if too new morio has cursed me now because you've verbally spread yeah ours. I really you to chelsea like please let me know if he dominates ice chelsea. That actually likes the band you to celebrate. Hyundai is the key that was in your house you to chelsea is yeah. The the she shows up in bono's gunners and and chelsea has fucking tastes. Whoa i'd say chelsea has a very cute outfit today. She's wearing a very nice keith haring shirt or like a striped shirt with little keith haring on the lapel moondog seattle dodd and you know very cute ripped jeans. Thank you smart is wearing it. Overwatch shirt like a game and why is the relevant relevant. 'cause i look like shit. What i say is chelsea has taste so let's segue back back to our third topic of the day chelsea aside from the disappointment of farrell houses cal fire emily. The lower deck of the firm won the third class forever of thorough. That door would fit to even playing mario r._e._o. Maker super mario maker to maker to which just came out for the switch. Yes let me go get that. Game is blowing up all over youtube. How how're you liking it. Oh my god so i have. I had an intendo when i was a kid and i played a lot of mario but since then i've totally lost the child like reflexes and ability to play mario you just hard. It's hard like all you're like oh yeah. I don't know of any of the jump timing anymore. I do not remember how to play tutti. Mario games well yeah but but that said there's still more levels for me because the mario to maker <hes> lamari macree community is so weird and creative that i've found found like lots of interesting stuff. There's like all these crazy categories and levels <hes> heavy. I'm sure you may have seen on youtube. There's like levels where people are putting music blocks everywhere anywhere so when you run really fast at pleads a song <hes> i've mostly seen the disgustingly hard levels yes nightmare modes. <hes> i remember from i mario maker seeing like people making little musical levels yep people making musicals i mean i think that this one has the benefit of a lot more stuff than the first mario maker in in a lot bigger install base a lot more game <hes> so i played one last night called poison pond and it's the kind of slow thing when you're just swimming through it <hes> and it's just like very kind of like beautifully made underwater level in these swing through and you go up through a pipe and then you flip. There's a lot of different red and blue switches as like a huge element of this you flip a switch and all these bombs from the airship levels start falling and basically go down the other pipe. You've poisoned the pond. Oh now <music> so then you have to go through this whole thing where the the pie the bombs are falling down in the color has changed the music change like they did this such a cool job aesthetically statically making telling a story through mario level. That's really cool. I love that yeah. There's like so many i also did like a ski jump one and it was all else sliding in your button and doing these really cool like they called it s._x. Mario which is <hes>. I wish there were like run dmc tracks in it but i will just muted you didn't play your and why not i know that save reggie but reggie's that can still blame reggie during his reign. You're right yes yeah i i was talking about maria maker those nightmare levels <hes> on the podcast rocket <hes> with brianna and she was saying that like develop making making a level or a game that is challenging enough without being too challenging is really really hard like it's easier to make a ah silly difficult level of mario maker because you're just you put more stuff in you. Put more stuff in but to make something that is that has a satisfying vying to it. That's something really difficult. That takes a lot of time in practice. Yes <hes> actually so. I watched because i'm bad at mario. I watch my way friend. Who's good at mario play one of matt <hes> thorson's levels. Oh yeah okay. The guy made tell us it is a nightmare like literally early. Every job has to be done exactly one way and it's perfect. It's like it's a beautiful level. It took him an hour and fifteen minutes to beat and then his game didn't <hes> <hes> like the nintendo network went down during that time so it didn't say aw here we don't ask because only point four percent of people clear that level. I'd like watch the whole thing because it's like frustrating but also like you're like holy shit you have to do like he put all these parana plans on little springs so that they would like like bounce into you could only make the jump one way. It was just like that's absolutely wild that also that the sounds very difficult to create like yes yes i did start playing with the creator tools and it's really really fun to see like how the physics that game works like last night. I was putting you can then you can make you can use latitude cloud and give it stuff to throw out so i could just give it thr- spineless to throw out and i started putting a row of music blocks at the bottom of the spiny roll bounce on the floor which is kinda fucked up and i enjoyed the but then i found out you can put other other enemies into the locker not cloud yes so it can like throughout goumas or something yeah it can throw goumas or you could put like a hammer brother. That's flying around in the cloud throwing hammers onto you. Oh how aw i like that. That's like it's. It's funny because i'm thinking vaccination what you're saying simone about the difficulty of making a level that's hard but not impossible and then hearing you talk about making level like my impulses never like figure out how it works in the hopes of trying you make something intelligible. I'm that person who's like. I'm going to send it to fifteen second timer and i'm gonna put bowser everywhere. That's the level it's three blocks and you have to just jump for blocked blocked and everything's on fire and everything is buzzer. I mean yeah. I think that video c._e._o. Went immensely viral. That was the one where it was all the rotating firebombs world one one yeah i saw people tweeting that do not engage with mario content it all and i was like holy shit okay. That was an amazing video. He'll like and also that level is just so well crafted because you can still beat. It just looks like a nightmare. I don't wanna try so so the recognizably horrible <hes> i i get so stressed out watching the viral a nightmare morio clips. Maria maker clips like there. There's something about watching somebody go through that even if it's a clip of them succeeding this just like i i can't see this again. My eyes hate this. I have to wonder how long it took them. Yeah point. I think some of the coolest stuff though people are doing just like lots of puzzles souls lots of the red and blue blocks that i mentioned i've seen a lot of like timing levels where it's like okay. There's a specific a specific thing that's hidden behind these walks in. You have to jump in them. A certain way like an unlock puzzle yeah versus like doing regular good at platforming things <hes> and it's really cool to see how okay this this is like rewarding and different types of gameplay that may be doesn't mario doesn't traditionally reward yeah. Have you seen anything. That's very much a departure from traditional mario r._e._o. Aside from like the narrative in that poison <hes> lots of just leg yet i i i think it's still i mean obviously you're still playing as mario but lots of leg is definitely seen people do like kind of like guests the right location for the things and kind of choose your own path levels which are really interesting yeah yeah just like really cool stuff. People are doing good things at this game. I think this is like a long yeah. Yeah i was going to ask if you think it has a lot of longevity. I think the original dead despite it being on the crap console we don't talk about i know people will people were making that was the one that one really famous we you level that was like basically like a luck doc machine right when it was just like you just have to get the right combination of things to be the level that he was out of your control. Yeah oh miserable. I saw the other like the one with the yoshi world choice. Were you could either ride a yoshi and leave it a jump and then abandoned the yoshida fall but you make it across the gap or you go through a door and enter a like a realm of spinning like like now. I'd rather let the yoshi dines that are going through. All these spinning blades never mind the yoshi will be okay yeah. It's just a game you guys. There's plenty of them. No one's gonna miss it well. I think that that is our show this week. It's kind of a short one and i apologize for that. I <hes> simone's fault. It is my fault. I started. I'm stage managing a play. <hes> and i'm very tired looking. Tell us about the play or do you don't give yeah. I could could tell you about the play <hes> so there's a theater company here in new york called hamlet isn't dead and they're putting on all of shakespeare's plays in chronological order wow yeah and we are on truest and krista now so he's other hamlet they actually they they made it up to hamlet in spring and i went and i saw that and i was like hell you know <hes> so <hes> i know the director of the play so i actually auditioned <hes> i did not get a part but i am now stage managing the show oh <hes> which is really exciting for me and it's an all woman production <hes> so the the whole cast is women and it is happening in september kimber september fifth through twenty first. Oh wow yeah <hes> also it's really we had our first rehearsal yesterday and it went really frigging. Well and i'm super super pumped to to be part of the show to hear your update another show so many show just kind of like making my life <hes> it's actually very freeing i feel very free to buy it because i don't have time to really see anyone or do anything until the end of august like allegra and i are trying to make plans to see oklahoma and there's like a window that i can do on the last day of august bother than that like on workdays i'm working and and then i have rehearsal from six p._m. To ten p._m. So i can't do anything and it makes me really happy. 'cause i don't wanna fuck. It make plans so that you're just you don't have to think about anything make any choice. Yes <hes> i love this. It's gonna be great <hes> yeah so. I'm super excited that it's not do anything except work for the next month except that i am going on vacation next week. So oh my guys hey okay right. 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Episode 71: Mario vs Link vs Samus - Who would win in a fight?

Absurd Hypotheticals

59:49 min | 1 year ago

Episode 71: Mario vs Link vs Samus - Who would win in a fight?

"In what if what if I was what if we had nine lives blooded pits ups or if money through on trees Zip redid back then leads some certain absurd. I bet hello everybody and welcome to absurd hypotheticals the Shirley we over think dumb questions. So you don't have to. I'm your host markets later and I'm joined here today by Chris. E and Ben Storms. Say Hi guys. Hey I'm Chris. Hey I've been gathering finally back in town after after my long and EPA travels who epic travels you found the golden please. No I wouldn't I couldn't have found it in the crowd that was in Nashville pop. Guys that place is like a he worth north of July every day. Isn't that like the number one place for Baxter at parties. Apparently or some. Oh my God like literally every Third Group of the Bachelor Party I have never seen so many feather bows and glitter crowns and Pena's necklaces in my entire life matching tee shirts automatic shirts lots of matching shirts. Lots of posing laughing. But what got me. What Conrad attention the most besides just being all his partying and Bachelorette and going on was just about anything? Apparently is street legal as a party vehicle. The like the first the first one I saw I saw. They went into parade right randomly strewn about the city. The first one I saw was something called the pedal bar. Oh I've heard about that. It's basically like a trailer attached to like some other truck or something pulling it and it's imagine a bar over bar with seats around bike seats with pedal. Yeah I've seen those so you can sit at this bike seat and peddle while you drink. What drives you around the blocks year? Only as far as my knowledge is and what. I was told that the pedals don't do anything so it's like I guess for exercise. Hey the idea is is that is that you can be drinking while also exercise in so the caloric impact is blunt. That is not what I want to do with my life. Duration factor is doubled. Yeah it is true but What else did I felt like a huge tractor with like a with a trailer behind it? That was set up like a bar plus dance floor lor. I saw a hot tub trailer. I saw a school bus. Were like the middle half was like the top was cut off the halfway down amount and like the back. They installed a bar where it was still covered and then like the middle. Was You know for dancing and drinking again I saw a horse-drawn carriage in the midst of all this that was done up like Cinderella issue in the back it with a bulbous wrought iron cage Kinda thing where people were sitting in also drinking just like literally anything. You could've any kind of like if I had four wheels or you know not even four wheels so if it had wheels to a car and had any space to put people people on it you could drink on it and driving around the streets in Nashville easier just on like normal streets like going normal speed city speeds very slow. Yeah but yeah like just like you said a hot tub trailer that want the water spider and they were going pretty slow. It wasn't they weren't going thirty miles an hour. They're going like five. Had Miles an hour down the road but also had like the hot tub was in the back. Plus there was the dance floor will fit in a bar installed in that trailer to I mean it looks like a really good I kind of wish I had known that I was options. That things where were you in a sneakers street do they have a Oughta know and it wasn't raining wasn't even like they weren't even remotely so just disappointment all round. Are you saying that if it was raining you have called your shoes a hot tub. If asked me that way. Yeah then putting to put me exactly that way and it had been raining in my world I would have said yes But Yeah I guess I guess I know if I if I ever go to a Bachelor party I wanted to be there. The odds are low. I admit writer but we have some other ought to talk about. And those odds are the odds of which Nintendo character would win in a fight so the fighters we have selected for this week. Are Mario From Wealth Mario Savvas from the Metro series the space lady and the Orange Jumpsuit Armor suit dot gas jumpsuit and then link from the legend Zelda the the one the man in green who's emotionless man the voiceless manning green who's most often confuse views and called Zelda. Yeah so these are three fires. That wouldn't fight we. We thought about a couple of different ones. 'cause obviously has a lot of very popular characters. Yeah we knew that Mario Mario was obvious on so yeah link is pretty iconic too but so like those two were pretty sheriff. Yeah I'll also far too far are far too much of a fan boy of link to not do this question and not let markets rank right. Yeah exactly and then. We're just sort of Ben who could could to pick anybody and decided to give us much much respect for others. I could pick anyone was Santa's we we considered like donkey Kong but but he doesn't really like like sort of the way we decided to set. The question was would each pick a game and use their powers from that game because obviously all these characters have many mania rations. Different Games with larger empowers could use all of them get really complicated so looking at donkey Kong. He doesn't really have much abilities. You kind of jumped. Some things and punches them can smash things. Yeah it's Kinda Ed. Yeah he's he's basically yeah big big strong Abe which can be a good line and other fights like happy when we had the yeah the sort of mascot fight that you were the polar bear just because that was a very good like. How strong are these people? Generally because polar bears is definitely strong. Yeah but you know it depends but I think in the Nintendo fight a donkey cart would be a little bit outclassed. Then we also considered Kirby and Kirby we're just like that's going to get way too complicated they can suck in enemies and then like take. Their power is right which was once again going to get way too complicated. So so redesigned shammas was a pretty good You know from the standpoint of having interesting things about her A pretty good option. Plus Samson's cool cool cool. Yeah she's literally a bounty hunter like she. She fits the best into this like hypothetical. Probably anyone so right yeah. She's she's there for the money fake. She's a good fighter right. She Mario's their concealed. Sign up for literally anything. Exactly just look at all the games he thought this was just another thing in the Olympics and then link is is there. Because you you'll basically just put up with any kind of Shitty side show. This show is like I guess this is my life now. Also true so Chris I'll start off your all these with the iconic the iconic baseline listen. I picked the most iconic line. Mario so like Bensaid. We picked specific game two to choose their skill set And I picked Super Mario Brothers. Three free So that's one of the two D. ones is sides curlers and a good place to start is I guess the power ups that you can get in the game is is that what pick Mario three sort of so a Mario three you. You obviously have the basic mashing. Which makes you grow big not really that useful and then you had the fire flower? Which leads you throw fireballs as little more useful? But that's in like a bunch of other games too but I owe us it. Yeah I guess consider. Yeah I'll guess I'll keep them. There's a thing called the super leaf which turns Mario into a raccoon. Mario Raccoon Mario which lets them glide and then if you run and then jump it lets you fly for an ex? For Short period period of time a also can also spin his tail to hit things with his tail and like kill things that way as the two nookie suit was basically basically just best the raccoon powers. But you can also turn into a statue to like kill enemies I guess then there is the magic wing which is basically he just the raccoon Peres again. Only you have indefinite flayed. So it's not just a short period of time which I it's probably more rare than the just the normal raccoon stuff the frog suit. Lets him swim easier. Which is probably not gonna be useful for me because I don't think we're swimming and makes them like super slow on ground so now he's back? Yeah Yeah and then there is a hammer suit which lets me throw hammers and he has like a helmet so he can hide in his helmet and block fireballs with that and and then the the biggest one probably is the star man. which if you've ever seen any Mario game you've probably seen as just let star that you get it makes you turn invisible visit invincible for a short period of time and anything that you run into you instantly dies pretty good pretty good so I don't know exactly I do like how rare these things are? I assume in our scenario these things are going to be. They're going to match the rarity of what the game is available to you. I don't I don't know if me or Bend Oregon. I think we have all our stuff grind. But I wouldn't say that I have the Starman on demand and I can use it whenever I why would you say you have like one. Okay yeah one of them. I am okay so those are all these power ups and that was a good place to start but next I wanted to look at the physics of Mario because he can obviously jump really high. And I think that's probably going to be. His one of his. Biggest advantages is just his maneuverability. He's usually pretty fast and acrobatic and he just like. He's really good at universal. So I took most of my information from this article on tech create our They did a lot alike calculations and stuff so in terms of jumping so just compared to the real world. The highest standing jump up is held by Christopher Bell and he can jump five foot four inches. Without any run-up Jesus is that like is that like with like is that like the hijab. It's not like when you look back over the bar. No the high jump you actually run and you arch over this. Just you're standing there and then from I'm a standing position you jump up and you you have to land on the platform above Jesus okay so five foot four inches. Now Mario his official height his. He's five foot one. That's like the canonical height weight. Bullshit I've Seen Mario come on their sex event. You Bet it's based on. There's like an official life-size quote unquote life size. Mario Statue and that statue is five foot. One sure with base maybe and In the Games he can jump five times his height so in that from I'm a standing position too so he can jump twenty five feet high which is pretty. I just a good start. He can also so. The article used his height to measure the horizontal auto distance. twos two. They can measure fast. You can run and they found that he can run. That covers forty nine feet in three seconds. which is it works out to about eleven miles per hour? which isn't I mean that's decent is good? Yeah so the fastest sprint I think is like around twenty seven miles. Spur our but like if you're looking at endurance The fastest marathon is one hour fifty nine minutes and forty seconds. And that is that works out to about thirteen miles per hour so he can hold his own with that in that range okay so he runs good and jumps good surprises good and then one thing you probably know Mari as him break bricks. Have you ever seen a Mario game where you jump up and breaks a brick and gets power ups or coin. Comes ed or something. Sometimes he breaks them and this article went into mentioned that like a martial artist has to us about three thousand Newton's forced to break like a single slab of concrete and the blocks of bricks center in the game are about four layers deep. So it's four bricks on top of each other and they said that in our break that you would need to generate sixteen thousand six hundred eighty one newton's so that works out to about three thousand seven hundred and fifty pounds of impact force so it's pretty strong. Yes good. That's a good punch. I mean I didn't have actually a break bricks. Yeah and then. The raccoon tail can also break bricks so it generates the same amount of force karate tail. Yeah Karate tail. So that's that's pretty much. How fast in strong he is and how high you can jump? But then there is one little wrinkle in this and that is There were assuming that he's on earthen. These games and gravity is Earth's gravity but there is a student paper that Kinda analyze this is called acceleration due to gravity Super Mario brothers pretty straightforward name. This is just like this is what the professors like. Yeah you can do your paper on anything as long as students like anything and the teachers like Anything in the study. They basically just measure they like had Mario Walk off a ledge in a measured. How how long? It took him to fall certain distance. They did that for like a bunch of Mario Gibson they compared them but for Super Mario Brothers three the determined that the gravity is nine. Nine point four two times earth's gravity so it's almost ten times as crappy as you can and he can do all this he can jump twenty five feet in the air are under that much gravity so it's basically like Like a hyperbolic time chamber situation going on here if you watch dragon ballsy. Oh Okay Yeah Yeah So based on the numbers in the game in order to reach twenty five feet of jumping height his initial speed would have to be like his initial speed leaving the grounded have to be eighty four miles per hour. If he were to jump that same speed on earth he would be able to jump two hundred and thirty eighty six feet high already. It's not bad. Yeah it's a little better. And in the Games he actually has like mid air control to so he can jump the high and then he can move around in the air flow weird but whatever. He's got a little bit of mid air control like eating oily interest left. Yeah it's it's not like fighting around but he has some detail in Mario three right so he does a little bit better so he has a slightly more maneuverability than right. Like just holding left in the platformer right. Okay and then I. I didn't know exactly how to convert his running speed based on their earth gravity but there was a separate separate article that they they use numbers from Super Mario World. which isn't the game? I'm looking at but Super Mario World is based on five point five times gravity which is less gravity obviously and they said that he can run thirty two miles per hour. which is actually faster than the fast? sprinting speed right now on earth so I imagine based on the nine point four two number. He can run even faster than that. I don't know what the number is but he can run fast. Thirty two was very for running yet. Thirty miles per hour is very good. That's definitely good. So he can run superfast he can jump super high and I imagine his his hitting power is increased. He's two from from the gravity thing. Are you saying Mario Superman. Not because the hitting power wouldn't be increased because the breaking breaks has nothing to do with gravity. Well his 'cause he has he can generate the same power or the same speed. I guess at annot he's raised the same force but has just launch right. He exerts the same aim for us on his fist. Guess which will be so so he he breaks them by jumping though he does break them by jumping but he can also break by his tail. Oh Fair so. I'm pretty sure that makes it stronger. If if you reduce the gravity actually don't think I'm not sh- yeah. I'm not sure not by a lot. It gets weird when you try when you start. Converting what doesn't really affect the action because the actions almost entirely internal like it's based on like you standing standing still in hitting something is not a negligible force in there. Most of the time to jump up and break bricks but we knew he was strong enough to do do that. Yeah I guess it makes his jump like his method of jumping up stronger so if he tries to jump up and break something. It's more four species going. Yeah he could break the bricks up top easier in earth gravity but is is Mac. Strength is about the same as what we're talking about now. I think he'd he'd be able to break more. Bricks brick more bricks. They keep you going faster. You're saying I think 'cause gravity is pushing dot down on him as hard. I guess it depends if you're asking if he breaks the brakes by because he's just jumped so fast facet them or if he's punching them. I think it's a little bit of both. But the jumping pry a lot to do with it okay. Because he can't actually punch normally in the game he has. Yeah this is this is a this is a microcosm of what my brain go through. Every time we do these episodes from like. Oh yeah now we can go twice as fast. Wait now would it hold on right so punching is like doc this and gravity is like this and the numbers I have are based on this stupid snippets. It doesn't really apply here. How does physics word it? It doesn't that's the that's the big joke. So that's Mario Ben. You looked at sadness. Yes I went with San Aaron who I looked up so many ways not actually pronounced sandwiches last name. Yeah it doesn't sound right. said it said in one of the Games as Erin. I'm going to go with that. But Man I don't Osama's a Aron A. R. I. R. A. R. A. N. A. R. A. N.. So people say like a ran people's is clearly early wrong. I think my mind is always more like aren. I don't know there's no you in there though it'd be there be there aren. Yeah I Apparently Aaron so we're going to go with Aaron. I duNno whatever for the game I used. I used metro-wide Sandwich returns. which is a a remake of metro to return of Santa's real? You know creative title in there. Guys on remake was made on the Diaz in two thousand seventeen so sam as I mentioned before is an intergalactic bounty hunter. She's actually not fully human. I didn't realize this. I never looked like the backstory fully of love it. Yeah so basically she was the colony she lived on was attacked by space. Pirates When she was like three and she was the only survivor and she got rescued by this race of bird? Like like sage aliens called the chose. Oh and they infused her with their DNA and raised eased her. That's weird yeah so she's actually not entirely human so she actually is like some birds human. Well she's can you do that after they're born already put DNA in somewhat. Apparently if you are a race of of sage bird people you can. They can figure it out. I don't know but regardless. Yeah she's like six three hundred ninety eight pounds. She's big and in this corner. Six three eight hundred seventy eight pounds. Is that with or without her suit. That is without the suit. I guess it kind of varies so that was as like from the original metro. That was her listed height. She's been shown a smaller and a couple of recent gains. But in Sam's returns which I think is the most recent metro game They brought her back to being like six tall. So I think in like one of the weird offshoot ones. They made her about five feet tall so she looked better in cut scenes. I don't know the whole weird thing. I went down this rabbit hole. I Dunno anyway she is. She is big strong beefy and not entirely human. So she's kind of like an Amazon pretty pretty much. Yeah An extra long with that. Not Quite as impressive jumper as Mario but outside of the suit she can jump roughly twice her height. Apparently so that's roughly twelve feet so once again. Not as good as Mario but planet with that on that has it on earth space. Well funny you should mention Shen head so we're not going to actually use this but you brought up the the different gravity thing so the plant. She was raised on Sebas the masses listed as four point. Four point eight trillion. Tara tons. Wait a minute that's really big. That's the wrong number. Yes yeah so so Tara. In it that makes that's roughly four point. Eight seven billion tonnes whereas earth mass is five point nine secs billion tonnes which gives the gravity approximately nine hundred sixty times crater than earth's so she can jump eleven feet. They're so people think it's probably a Typo it but it does. Have I think that that like the assumption is that it is probably higher but knowing sure exactly how much I think. If you directly use it as kilogram said what they say it works out to like three or four times higher or something. But she's a jumper point order you know regardless bigger thing unglamorous. She has a power suit. Technically the chose Oh battle suit version. Essay one forty four sixty eight. VM Six P.. In in case in case you are about to get confused with all other similar battles. The other similar they have similar but slightly different codenames. I'm assuming so yes if you could now but this was also given to her by the show. It's basically it's not just like an armored suit. It actually like bonds with her biologically. I'm while it's active and you don't put on like armor at kind of just materializes from energy like with a flash which is cool. That is cool. Also she even Moore. Da Up in her. Apparently yeah. There's a lot going on there later later. In the timeline. She like they infuse her with like other alien DNA. We're GONNA need more. Just keep. I don't know a whole thing's melting pot. Yeah she's GonNa have a kid it's going to be alien burden a spacesuit. That's pretty much yeah. It's going to be a space helmet but the power suit. The big thing about it is that because of the way it were you. It can basically just assimilate technological upgrade including ones not designed by the way. It's not like it's like it can use one's designed for it. It can assimilate away our technology. It's assimilated like technology designed by space pirates before and stuff so it can kind of. That's sort of where her upgrades come from his highlanders like absorbing other technology. So more of the ones I'll be using for for this comes up in damages return. Turn Osama's whichever one wait return. No Sandwich returns. It's got the Nintendo and so simply bad. Why can you get them? Straight Nintendo has has always been bad with names so bad anyway. It's an upgrade to the suit called the gravity suit. Basically lets her. Let's move through Admiral crabby and stuff and more importantly it just like makes it better armor and more importantly importantly for like Mario civically engaged damage sustained by touching magma. Which I think is the name with the fire flower so put out there anyway for weapons the big one is the arm cannon cannon on her arm complicated I know is it Andrea ours? Is it her arm. Arm Arm arm is in. This is like the arm of suit basically the right arm is like a cannon one thing I didn't realize the arm cannon. The Rangers the only listed as three to ten meters. which is what isn't actually that far? The shooting. That's not that's Nowak. Thirty feet a slingshot has a better rain. Ten meter yeah. I don't. I was really confused. I I looked around a lot but I couldn't. That was the number kept seen so I think that's it I don't it seems wrong but like they described as a highly effective offensive tool. Oh but how no guys. That's not very far. Also can she like switch it back to our normal hander. is she only limited to using her left hand just the just the left hand. Yeah but the arm can't can also have further upgrades to the beam at fires out which has interests like a nondescript unlimited energy source which cool guys thanks whatever so she can charge up pay charges it and it like does a lot more damage There's the ice beam which she can freeze enemies with there's the waving sleeping which fires quote unquote wave energy and goes through walls. I don't know it's probably radiation. It sounds like radiation got cameras him all these have the same range. Yes okay. There's the spacer beam. That's a cool word laser with an SP at the front which is split into three parts. I don't know that's kind of all it does. And there's the plasma beam which goes through enemies and can weld medals together. Apparently I don't know there's that she can fired missiles to those are limited. They are not homing so I think that was sort of one of the decision. Introducing the game. Sometimes they are homing here they are not they. Just fire straight There's also super missiles which are better missiles they really. What does that so so the only like thing it can find for like how strong they are sort of understandable terms in the game there? Are these doors off cordite. which is it's apparently a like powder made mostly of Metro Glycerin but there are some processing procedure that makes a really dense solid? They got us for doors that in in the game. They're just doors. It can't unlock until you have missile. But they actually do more damage to enemies right. Yeah Yeah but like this. This material and the game is strong enough that like regular are missiles. Don't hinder it but if you were missile like blows up in one shot right. So they're strong so these are real material for those door dramatic. That's pretty cool. Yeah so apparently record. I was like it was used. It was like a gun powder substitute hold on. I look at this one point cutter substitute do. Yeah it was it was a it was a family smokeless propellants developed and produced in the UK to replace gunpowder to military. Propellant doesn't seem like a good material. Meghan door out of yeah. I don't know why they said this is one of those weird like translation. Things is all I can figure out because they mentioned like ended description from the game. They say that is proposing electric glycerine. which once again is very reactive? You think like a regular missile or a stiff breeze would make that device. And that's that's where they say just like there's an elaborate procedure hanway hand with hand wave. That makes it strong. I don't know maybe what it is is that you need. You need a big explosion to counter the explosion. The door makes what uh-huh basically unsaved let it explode on its own exactly controlled explosion. Yeah you need a second explosion to block the first explosion from killing you. Also where does she. Where did she store the missiles the missiles it's kind of unclear they're kind of like the energy things make sense his yard? We have to store that. So in the Games you can get like missile you can basically increase in missiles you can hold near like. It's like missile. What do they call them like missile NOT PODS PODS missiles. Something I find really hold on missile backpack. I think I think the idea. Is that like attach a row. They like lock. They're like on the outside aide there's like pods on the outside of the arm or something that had the missiles in them. You can find more of them. I don't know okay. Yeah something like that mine. Video the game inventory inventory when it comes down to everything else makes sense kind of aside from the an energy source but she can do. There's the more fall she can roll up into a ball. It's not actually that useful. So she can. She can Leila balls while she does it. But that's there's also the powerball which like a really big bomb but that was good I was gonna say there's there's the big the big which is a really big but like it's a it's point eight years diameter and she's kind of in that and that's it not useful for fight right well so there is the one that does come along with. The ball is face. Jump which the space this job. This is the biggest of all hand. Wavy things in Metro Dade the space jeopardize her jump. Infinitely you just keep dumping jump forever as long longer. She's the ball for him. I don't really know they'll even try to explain how it works with only in Baltimore I thought it was like a different form. Proposed she curls roles into the ball when she's faced jumping. Oh Gotcha yeah so so. I guess the thing as well is that there is going to. There's also the screw attack that's the line which uh-huh shop and do an attack where just like I don't know she's like kicking while she's spending in this base jump. I don't know but she's a lightning energy. I thought get energy fuel around. Yeah I think it depends on the game how they describe it okay. What is one of them? Just kicks it was like Oh man Hawkeye find it. I don't think I wrote it down because it was too stupid. I I was going to mention it but I want to say hold on now. It's so dumb. It's like oh where to go. The super strong power item spends and flight to attack the enemy. It's a thing that all it says that she spends it it just says that she's spending there's no energy involved yeah okay official player's guide Santa's jumps all running. She starts spitting if you use the strategy. You could destroy your enemies. That's not helpful. It's just like literally. She is spinning and then she hits them and they I don't know regardless it's just she spends she spends. It hurts people. I saw housing kicks. Yeah we'll say that it's fine. It's good enough couple more things that are specific to this game as well because it's kind of our more general things that that Sam is generally has one. She has the Malay Lake counter which basically is like she could uppercut. Some of the arm can rise her. She's GonNa hit and it stuns them and fully charged the arm hand for a charter shot. That's cool And then also there's this limited resource like special power abilities called the A on abilities which there's like like there's there's the burst being was like a machine gun style rapid fire There's like a scan pollster just like scans the environment there's lightning armor which just as like an extra like energy armor outside of the regular armor and then most kind of broken LE- in this context there's phased rift which just has this rate of time basically so slow down time by fifty percent which was cool just for everyone else not horizon. Yes yeah she moves regular speed everyone else slows. Damn yeah those are all. I'd say those are limited by this like a on energy which she gets by like. It's like a half man house even where it's like. It comes out of the enemies. He's because of the environment of the planet. I don't know Metro. There's a lot of holes in this writing. Yeah it's not ideal but it's a fun game trust me guys trust me got really fine. mm-hmm yeah but I say these are obviously GonNa say these are quite limited and she can only she can't like just constantly use them definitely asked like once it's gone it's gone so uh that's pretty much what she has. She is a battle suit and also a terrifying Amazon woman Who can jump to the moon and Mike Literally? Marcus would you do all right so my character was link so I picked the screen of time version. I think that's the the most iconic classic link so first off. I'm going to say that no matter what happens is GonNa take a long time to kill link so inaugural of time link gets a magic power and he can do a couple things with magic. He lends a couple of magic spells. Through the course of the game He can do a spin attack with a sword soared where he makes a bigger circle around him. As in spins around Kyle gets grew attack based on the description much yet but he can't fly with it cannot lie so he can also use it to enchant arrows. Fire Ice and light arrows which I think are good against evil things. I don't consider either of you two evil. I don't think that one's going to be super helpful. He whereas Probably the next one is Ferraris wind which lets you put kind of like a shining green or dungeon and then you can tell to it by casting casting again so I guess you have a one spot teleport if you need it. It's not the worst. Yeah if you need to retrieve it might have useful some more directly apple ones Dinh's fire which is basically. He slammed his hand the ground and a dome of fire emits out from him probably in three to ten meter radio. Yeah and then the the last one which which is about him being tough to kill is neither ruth love where he casts and then he's invisible for a period rid of time approximately a minute which is quite a while and if I actually a long time and you can cast it like four times with his meter so he could. He could theoretically if he wants also have like four minutes or ability but he would have to choose that over other powers right so once you're using when you're using one you can't other magic powers. In addition to that he also has bottles and the only thing that's ever worth putting the balls varies so lincoln have up to four bottles in Akron and each of these bottles can prepare it. And we're the ferries do is link dies. They revive him. No so kill me four times. Shame on you Kelly five and I'm actually dead. What's the maximum number of heart? So you can get it with them so you can get twenty hearts and then you can reinforce them with the ferry thing so it's effectively forty hearts I was GONNA go into. How much heart is worth and I decided that I didn't need to be much easier? Yeah and also the things in the game are really inconsistent about like how much damage they deal to. You like a sword sort swing can deal like a heart and a half and then like walking on lava can deal like a quarter of a heart rate. So what's like not consistent at all so then what what link doesn't have is all the the running running and jumping that you guys have but that doesn't stop him from having one ridiculous item in this game which is is the Golden Gauntlets. So you get these at the very last level game and basically it's a strength upgrade and you've gotta few these over the course get when you're a kid you get a bracelet. The Garonne breaks hit up like rocks. Basically just made some probably like twenty pounds or so and then you get to be you know your adult link and you can lift up bigger rocks in with the silver gauntlets and those already big rocks. Those are like going to be like the rocket about as high as you are the Golden Omelettes. There's only like two or three of these from the game that you can pick up but they are like these humongous marble pillars so using screen shots to estimate the rocks. He's able able to lift our about eight links tall and three links in diameter. So assuming link is about six feet taller to think of the safest option. It's a forty eight foot tall eighteen foot diameter column of Granite Marble. So rummy Chris. What would Mario the nuclear force output was? Where was it? It was three thousand seven hundred and fifty pounds. Okay so the. The weight of this granite column is going to be two million pounds which means they can generate two million pounds of force. So you you don't get punched by wing. Yeah I think the limiting factor in Lincoln that he would use his weapons and he would have to date very daintily swing his sword and pull his Bobak because otherwise he would just break them. So did the other thing that so I think what the strategy is but you don't get to explore the game it is. I think your strategy is to throw bombs so link. It's like bowling ball sized bombs so links power output is nine point two million William Newton's of force and basically when you throw something in your apply that force forever along your accelerate enforce forces mass times acceleration so I went to the stats professional baseball and it takes approximately point zero one. Seven seconds for a pitcher to throw a fastball. Aw So if we can apply say half of that force because you only using one of your arms for point. Zero one seconds on a sixteen pound bomb. Tom The speed that will leave. Your hand is twenty three thousand six hundred miles an hour so it's GonNa be. I'm not sure how his aim is He does have the Z.. Targeting the game which. I'm not sure if I buy into. Because it's literally just the ferry that he has with him like flies around his enemy and it kind of draws his attention in their new shiny but Yeah Lincoln th robot twenty three thousand six hundred miles an hour if he is so inclined and so I was a little sad because I knew you guys are going to be jumping all over the place but linked doesn't actually have a jump button. It turns out with his with his ridiculously strike. It's not that link can't jump it's that even with his try force of courage he dared not jump if we take that full nine point two million Newton's of force and a plate over the same timeframe baseball throw just because I thought there are similar emotions and do it as a jump. He would launch himself. Three hundred and thirty one kilometers into to the air to put into respect space is only one hundred years away game link to jump Kim from behind to jump scare I do have a note here. My notes This calculation the air friction. You absolutely cannot look if you're jumping. If you're jumping up you know S- thousands of miles an hour. You will burn up into a crisp. So if anyone's wondering why Lake doesn't get jumping all the other characters actors is because he will launch himself into space and die doesn't he doesn't have a jump on in pressure the wild he does. But that's not this game. He doesn't get the Golden Gauntlets in that game right a couple of things that he has that are fish my list here a couple of things that he has are useful. The Mirror Shield which able to reflect light and magic so I don't know what energy beams classify as like. That's pretty firmly science in my opinion. But but they're Kinda made of light energy kind of I don't know I don't know what puck. Wave Energy is so we can argue whether laser beams and stuff count as things. The Mirror can reflect but fireballs definitely be reflected master and then also the Mesler kind of the mass destruction can deflect specifically get endorse energy blasts so the soaring the shield can deflect those types of energies he has a bow and Arrow he has obviously his sword and shield. He has a Megaton Hammer which is a big hammer but but based on his strength level. I don't think he needs it. I I think it's just a relevant that he has the cameras swing around. It's got the weight of the hammer is going to be like a non a non factor it just by order of magnitudes. He's got deco nuts which are basically just like flash grenades there's these Nazi throws on the ground they explode. He's got the. I don't think it's relevant the Lens of truth which he could look through and see hidden or invisible objects We've got bombs and then bombed choose ambaum shoes or like these bombs on the ground and they're the they look like little mice and they run along the ground and that explode he's got D Ah. He's got iron boots heavy boots that let him stay underwater hover boots. It's which lead float for like half a second again not super useful and then lastly he has the Carina which has a bunch of like magical songs in it but what it is is that that probably will useful Around the world that are not helpful. Probably only hopeful song in it is that it can create a thunderstorm if he needs it. So that's probably the only song that's worth doing on the Carina you'll have to stop and play a sign. Unlock arena for which. Yeah Yeah it's not going to be great. Yeah Yeah so the opera is probably I also you could. If Mario Sandwiches off fucking jumping my shriver you could just play a song to like getting Out of the sky or the punters twelve well. I don't think you can play song in space because sound doesn't travel in space. But you can use rory's would you can you can instead of warp spot on earth shot in case you accidentally jump jump attack then you miss because sometimes it happens and then you just wore. I liked it. It sounds like technically if any of US jumps into another one the other one will die for different three reasons. Yeah so that's what that's what links got so. I guess my first question. I think I have a bomb on throughout somebody. How are you guys GonNa Evolve of Eight? My bomb I jumped so this is something we'll probably get into and the behind the scenes. I'm not gonNA argue on it. That much right now. But he doesn't actually throw it that fast the game right. He's being very juvenile okay. We'll argue about it later. I mean thinking right now I kind of wish. I picked a different game because I there was another game considering the head. Better power ups. Oh you didn't think a strong link lift. Why didn't think like both of your jumping? Abilities would be as good as mine is you. Do you think that having a flight would be Johnathan. The hole in her just like my maneuverability would be nascent all right so is Mario so wait. No because Marvin also fly infinitely. He has so as link is linked three three hundred thirty one kilometer jumped the worst one. That's actually probably true. Yes I feel like actually I don't remember how The flying mechanic works in in Mario. Because like Sam's you have to keep on pushing it and you like bounce up sort of air right you jump at it. You can't get infant height. Yeah Yeah it's like it's like if you jump like as your star like just starting to drop down from the top of the jump or something. Yeah timing to it so I'd second his jump away way and like shoot at once again. That three a ten meter range is kind of a problem. I don't have a lot of ranged attacks to get to you. I'd have to get close. Yeah and link is a problem. I loved these big numbers birds. Those are very nervous just based on what we've said so far. I think Mario is probably GONNA lose. Yeah Mario feels like unfortunately the the weakest of the three or four poor spokesman job one bonhams his part in my opinion now well Nintendo has to be like a happy company. So right. That's my excuse. Which is why they put so many bombs and swords and bone arrows and one of their flagship character's backstory beat at her entire appeared colony? was murdered like in front of her right eye. Also by the way one of the greatest like little things about Metro and so obviously it's kind of a it was originally Kinda like a secret secret. Santa's was a woman the manual for Metro. Acura I sam as he throughout it and it was only like two lanes Retroactively or was was that the plan all along so the revealed in the first game right. Yeah yes one hundred percent she takes the armor off and it's all right but the the idea that she was like dark and mysterious. Yeah if you like link is really good links. Link is quite strong League league this era of those fights. There's not much competition going on. I also don't necessarily by jumping thing but that doesn't help you in the fight so I don't care about that trying to jump at you. It is ridiculously strong. Yeah Yeah that I'll give you. That's that's reasonable and they sort of that sort of the the top. It's the combination of the ridiculous strength and the the the Being able to come back for the debtor. Really freaking out. There are a lot of Mar.. Like three D Mario Games where he likes punchy Israeli big things and breaks them and he lifts really big things but I didn't pick them all right. So is there any way I sam 's wins. I mean I think there's a path for Sam's twin Cassandra's does have a decent amount of healthy right. Yeah at remember exactly how much she has i. It's it's weird to quantify. She has like different like energy containers. Right yeah she has yet so just energy shield. That lasts some amount of time exactly so I feel like you're you're almost on your not quite at links level on that but you are close. Yeah I guess the question is really. Can she get close enough up to use the beams. Okay the ice beam is is helpful because the ice beam freezes people which makes things a lot easier if you like ice beam into like super bomb. That's and that is a thing that happens in the game and he does get Lincoln Lincoln frozen very like very easy touch is I I. It's actually a little upset. I think about. How easily frequently gets frozen her? Her main route is freezing. down-time to that also actually has very help. Yeah so so. It's basically now my bombs only going ten thousand miles. Uh So is I guess all right so is there any way mario and I feel like if there is it involves the starman would involve luck probably I. I guess what's more as smart. As offense Myers offense I mean he jumps on people or he can swing tail people and he has a fireballs but doesn't really I guess it can hurt link but it doesn't really hurt Sammy's really yeah. The firewalls are like me me. In both plan for the fire of light half the reason I chose was this particular game is that it mentions that the gravity suit and this one does negate magma damage. I guess my my path to victory involves the invincible star. Yeah that's kind of so so the tough thing with that is that you have to get lucky to get Santa's with it because it's a limited time thing and she you can just jump away right but I can jump to and I am is faster than you. I might be faster than you. And I think the star makes him faster. Yeah Yeah sorry does pick up your speeding most games so you could theoretically catch up with sadness right. I didn't realize my roses is really ridiculous. Quite ridiculous I thought I thought I was GONNA need a Lotta help until I went down. This golden gauntlets pass. That kind of does it so I was like. Oh Man I gotTa really have my fairies to revive me. I'm going to have to do some in crazy of figuring out how to use my items effectively to counter that ridiculous powers. Well actually call them back to a previous previous podcast episode. Then then you covered the hook shot right. I did and part of the problem. The reason the hotel didn't work because it would tear links arm off. Oh this makes sense now. Lincoln have an infinitely powerful hook shot and it would be be fine. You'll be just fine. Hey okay the hook shot is not the thing that's broken right exactly so I think Mario could kill either you at the star. It just can't kill both of you. He has to choose one. Yeah and he can only kill me like a finite number of times before it runs out right right. Oh yeah you can revive five yourself. Yeah now I'm up broken bill this fight over here. This is why links not allowed in Crossover Games in I forget held. Is Mario three work inventory. Can you like how many stars can you hold because I know some of them have inventories that you can stock up on stars. I don't think you'd actually can. You actually remember if Mario Three does or not also can't is the star item. You can store you can and some of the newer ones. Oh you can. Yeah you're right. Okay here's here's here's here's here's the here's the here's the way to beat like I'm on your guys team. So Mario's gotta use the Star to get knuckling out the one time so you gotta get you gotTa. You're looking at linked to knock knock out like the one time then. When Lincoln's trying to is the first reviving link Sam's comes in with the ice beam Yup and frequently and unchain freezes link until you can knock him out enough times that he can't do anything I mean? Is there a limit to Thomas ice beam. No actually she just cost him when you do vet also unlimited. Yes so she can just constantly keep link frozen the only trick in that is that if linked cast the niners love. He now has one minute where he's unaffected by all these things as also advanced in Santa's jobs jobs that doesn't work in that a cat because I would be using I would be using the narrows. Love admits ability to choose which wouldn't let me use the winds. I wouldn't have my report back so you just fly away impotently into like the signers often. That's okay so you jump off at you jump away and then Mara would also the jump away for a minute so I don't kill him in the meantime and then you guys are up in the and then I do have I still have bows and arrows and things basic stuff but you could theoretically avoid that for long enough and come back down and his running back. Yes I think you're invincibility. Winds up because of our mobility winds up being kind of useless. Like it's something you can use to like. Save yourself from a missile or or something. That's kind of it yet will gain a few seconds. But yeah once you once you hit piece and out for a minute. Yeah yeah so I mean. Let's let's like like our dixie longtime too which is four minutes again is a long time like one minute times for the longtime affair but fortunately unlimited jumpy. Yeah we can avoid you pretty easily Lisa that you using that basically to stop the fight for four minutes exactly so the invincibility is not really a problem. I think I guess yeah. There's a path they're Mario and sandwich would have to team up. I think after user infants billy thanks. Ms Just freezes you and Mario keeps punching you while you're frozen yeah Chain chaining the ice just continuously frozen community taking damage until he dies. So that's like one percent give a little more. How what are you? What are the odds? Right I feel like so. What are the odds set? Mario and San Mateo realized after team up. I also not convinced that Mario has the heart of it he had. That's true too. I think Sam is do our own. Yeah with some combination of bombs and and missiles and yeah super missiles and the fucking big bombs power bob so they are found it so mario can't do it on his own. Yeah he can kill Sam. It's on his own. He can't kill him link on his own. So I think Mario was path is Sam Stunned Locks Mario or not. Marry some San stunned locks link and kills him then Mario. Reo sneaks up and and start Santa's yet just let you guys fight and then I killed Sam is yeah I guess what are the odds that that Sam Can Get to end freeze link using assuming by by slowing down time and just getting close enough off to use the ice beam. Say Sam has like I was thinking somewhere between five and ten. I was going to say ten percent but I feel like mark is GonNa in that. I'm okay okay okay. What the five percent? Because if you start in the air in kind of a ceasefire it is tough for linked to make any progress right and it's is not like there's no risk for link on the ground while you guys up there like missiles could become endowed but yeah there's there's there's a lot there's a lot of risk points in between exactly. I'm fine with five percent. Mario one percent. I'm going to say it is. Yeah exactly okay. Five before percents link ninety four percent laying talk percents. Ms And one percent forgiving. The good old college try tomorrow again. We'll argue about your bomb thing in Kehinde the scenes here that go behind scenes suppress patriot. Yeah do that. That's the one the Patriot. Sign up for the Patriarch. I I got to give us money you you have to give us money to listen to. Chris may more not going to do it here so this week I have a would would you rather for you guys awesome so marcus would you rather be able to read ten times faster. Be Able to write ten times as fast. WHO interesting listing? Okay first off. Thank you Chris for all the Times that you guys would you rather. You've never directed admit at me. I get to start the conversation on a woodyear only asked one before and I just chose that one time. Yeah that was sad so I appreciate that I get the immediate question. Yes writing ten times as fast ask does that. Prevent Writer's block. Let's say yes. Okay now are now. That does change things a lot. Oh man that's really hard so I'd say you read way more often than you have to write. I think generally the readings more useful. Personally I really like like to or would like to write a lot more like I always want to write like board game design articles or write episodes of like do written things at this podcast asked or write a lot of ideas and I really like to share them and I wished that I had like the writing gumption or are you know disposition to really continuously right and get things done and do a blog of just chit that I write about but every time I sit down to write I'll start right right like a good page or two and then just like I hit a block or I just like yeah. Don't go back and proof. Read it and it ends up sitting. Google Docs folder forever. I have like five or six different. The articles Michael. We're GONNA bring that. I would love to eighty percent done that I would love to finish and then just forgotten about so being able to write as fast as I can think would be sweet. I can read as fast like I. Just can't write as fast like the way I see it. Writing is way more productive. Obviously you're creating something for reading. You like you just do it every day without really thinking so you'd probably save more time in general if you're reading fast but here producing more a useful things if you're writing fast and obviously me as an author writings pretty important. But don't you want saver that writing. Chris don't you what does the thing is for. The thing is part of the writing process is also editing. And I have to read my stuff to edit it so reading would also help that process. Oh and editing the painful part so that's that should be over faster than yeah. I'm GONNA come in hard for reading for writing in this one. I don't know why but I just the badgered you as the first day. School is a third grade teacher where he's like all right. I'm GONNA come in a heart radio. I feel like yes writing writing very quickly. It'd be excellent. Thank God I'm not going to be very useful however like you said daily life. I don't actually write that much but if I could read ten times as fast I would know so much more shit than I do right now. Just got how many like ignoring like reading for pleasure. Obviously because that's cool whenever but whatever but like if you could read like like textbooks ten times fast her like research for this show right and that as well. It's like researching for the show ten times as fast or writing our notes ten times as fast research more important part time. Yeah you know and what we can read ten times fast like when you hit that scientific paper that has the information you need and then you should be like okay. Let me get through this right so imagine. Imagine it's co- Shirley happened to me where I find a paper that's relevant. Oh we're talking about and it's like forty pages long. I'm like like no. This is about economics in which case you're like Oh yes our read half of that for some reason. I don't really know why but but imagine if that was effectively just four pages. That's not much. Yeah you know. That's great the thing is I think I think you could probably make a career out of writing fast though like not just reading like poke speaker writing for other people. You could actually make money off of that. You'd be the only board teleprompter person gets to Naga for the the only board staffers. Can you. Please Talk Talk Chenier. Please come on yeah. I guess it's really just whether you value absorbing information Asian or giving out information war and I think I'd like to teach I'm Gonna I'm GonNA stick with writing writing I go with reading. I think even though I'm a writer I think I'm I'M GONNA get reading here. We go. I'm out here. I mean both of these are good young very good. They're both good things and this one I think really leans my personal preference. I don't I'm not actually faulting. 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The Gaming Tadpole (Mario's 35th Showdown)

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The Gaming Tadpole (Mario's 35th Showdown)

"It's A. Talking. Point yes. It is a talking point. Anyway. Welcome to the Greg Aiming Tap wore the heck I just said. Go? Or Mexico. Well Talked about. Actually, may first impression of The Mario and another three D Mario now three D. Mario all stars and Yes three Ulster's I only got through Super Mario Sixty four and half of Mario Sunshine, and now I, got through the rest of Meyer Sunshine and even the rest of bio galaxy. So I have my thoughts on that actually two games technically three but I mean. To to game talks. The other one is Mario or Nintendo released their battle Royale Mario game called Mario thirty five where it's basically like a retro Mario Against Thirty thirty, five other Mario's and you're gone through the first super, Mario Brothers game, and trying to mess up the opponents by sending enemies, their way and all that kind of. catcher string of someone doing that last night like referral while. Just, today so I did play a little bit of it actually ECM. Had quite a few matches Aygun rounding opinion on it. And then, of course, the news of the week, which there are some I guess business corporate stuff gone i. am because you have the whole thing with epic versus apple a nother gaming youtuber acting does losing his darn mime and this really extravagant gaming share that came out of nowhere the call. The Scorpion Gaming Chair it's interesting gats old talk about that. Now, there's this whole thing going on about the recasting of spider man's face in the Sperm Pius for game for the re Manser. There's nothing really to say about that like I have looked at the footage and that I'll be honest item really foward kind of a difference, but it is enough to go all my Gosh what are they done? I'm dislike. Okay. So they may. The Spiderman, the PS four four-game to look a little bit more like Tom Holland. Okay. But I mean, he's still voiced by the same actor. There is not really a big difference to me I. Just don't see a huge difference on the facial recapturing. It just seems like the same thing but I mean, they're people debating over it and I'm just saying that's my thoughts I. Don't think it's really that much the really the biggest thing. I have with that remastered the whole thing about not being able to transfer your saves from the Ridge. Appears for Verizon. There's this whole thing about certain games that you cannot upgrade for. Free. From Pierre SORTA PS five and fortunately spiderman is one of them. There's this miscommunication regarding. That's something I wanna see as a develops as we get closer is the council's come out and all that. Yeah it's a weird thing going on regarding the remastered of buyer, Man Pius or game anyway now onto the show. So lastly, I talked about Mario's Big Three D. re master. Kinda were you had Super Mario Sixty four Super Mario Sunshine and Super Mario Galaxy all in one package for sixty dollars they advertised Hiros Lucians, they advertised wide screen and other. Advertise like being able to listen to whatever music you want from each of the Games. which also includes the Mouse Morello spinoff as a bonus. So whatever comes with that but that's where we got on the show today for the gaming taboo in when it finally came down to the release. Well, they didn't exactly deliver on the things they promoted vagner. That's why at the launch trailer, they pretty much removed the features that they advertise that the beginning like if you go in and watch it, they don't say available I'm wide scream or bill and sixty frames per second on com. A hand held and dog because that's why my biggest issues with is like these old games that's run like one hundred, twenty frames on his which runs sixty. On console mode, but thirty on hand held and then event like super. Mario Sixty four is on like a tight scream instead of expanding your whole television, it really does felt like Nintendo went into a emulators store before saying season this, let me download some your emulators. Okay. Now, shutdown this site because we're the only ones who can re get bringing up these runs. Nintendo does not like emulators by the way they hades rum, ROMs, Rom hacks, or any time they have a chance to get rid of it. They'll do it but the same time the download those roms, and then sell it back to you for a full sixty dollars and that's what this whole package felt link despite that. Hey, I enjoyed Super Mario Sixty four I. Love it because there's several things about that don't hold up to me. Was Super. Mario. Sunshine through the First Stafford. I was like okay. Progressively guide it more and more exciting than I. Die Really engaged with displayed all day. I had a lot of fun with. Everything okay. man's Myo Sunshine all around amazing and your for those people say it is then hey, power to you however finishing it's. It kind of went back down now. Here's the first thing. I must say in order to get to the final level, you don't collect. Well. Okay. There's one part where you are collecting a shining sprites or you know. But to actually get to the final level, you have to go to each of the world's and beat all of the shadow Mario status, which means the levels were shadow Mario takes your flood pack and yet go through these levels reminders platforming through challenging challenges. or you're having to chase the shadow mario around the map. Honestly going seventy five percent are getting to the end. I found some of the levels or lease the missions to be exhausting, and that's because each of the world's that they'll have their own unique levels or their own missions but they're still each role you're gonNA have okay. Give the get vs a red coins twice there to read coin state in each one event. There are two Mara stages in each one and it's a me I don't find like Jason around the map to be exciting. It's the same thing each time like the wasn't maybe until the last one is where he starts trying to throw. A at you to throw you off. For. The most parties kind of jumping around and you're just running after him squirting. Phrasing Novotna. The flag pack three, strain water he's. Yeah. To describe yeah spraying water he's not Water continue. Enough have nothing to nasty stuff. But A. But the whole thing about doing all this I found a bit of a chore, but I still enjoy it. Then they're stages were I have to clean like all this slime in an X. amount of time or else then I can't get the shining spry it. Makes me think about this like with all the different 'cause the whole thing of the of the plot about is. The plazas lost all of its lights is this shrouded in darkness but you notice that half of the shining sprites are from villagers who live in this plaza and they're just holding it and I'm like, okay, I give this game isn't the story is the story is not good and it's very gameplay driven but. You've ever bear who is laid just holding these shining spreads out. Give you this the light source to this town that I a business in for ten blue coins. They had to. Doubt or around the map. were. Okay. When I played A. Mortgage, sunshine on my Gamecube it wasn't no compacted into any. Time and spread out of while and I do think that the little story that there is a the the missions they do help tell the story and the fact that like how? Each little world is its own. It's it's. It's it's a hoping because the villagers all these. Brightly colored ORB things blobby things. They have their own personalities, but the the atmosphere's are specific, specific and different for each heart and I really do love it in terms of the emissions. It is kind of like Sigmar Sixty, four on. Leveled up in a way. Because of. Technology and things that they could do with the environment around. So I really enjoyed that. And Also going to say my favorite part Earth. Sorry. One of my favorite a world's was that hotel. Delfino. Done then the. Manta. Ray like. That was me making one. I remember that the really fun. and. Yeah all the intricacies inside of like the game play it's it's good and advanced in what I in the way that made sense even from whatever. Skill level age that you are I mean not supposed to be really complicated came no I. Say. For. that. I mean. The the reason I say that 'cause I'm going to get to the Super Mario Galaxy. But yeah, it felt like the the michels were as special services like okay. I'm doing this to get the shining spread so I can be the which you molly need like seventy. Now you you can just have like around sixty shutting sprites mainly getting all of the shadow Mario Status. Complete. Then when you do that, you go out there there plenty of bonus levels too. I, mean all around the. Plaza, there's also hidden pathways to get you into those bonus areas I like them like the ones were you're in a low pinball. level. At this harder for me. Then, when he gets the final one, which is the there are listed. It's ridiculous and hilarious. Ridiculous. comes. First insanely. Okay. So does jump through all these lava. Platforms in China by the spikes. Okay. That's fine. Now, I have to direct a boats to get into this winrock can acta white from crashing do? Each of the some the stonewalls and everything or stone killers, and to me that was just kind of. And I felt like it wasn't need them like they're playing things that you could take advantage of the flooding and the felt like something out our but I mean, I went through and I got to Bowser and oh my gosh browsers corneas. So this is what I don't get about Bowser in this game bowser wants to rule the kingdom that's his main goal and I totally get that You know he wants to have told power in our have not democracy he wants a rural capitalism and anarchy so he can. Other. issue. Well. He wants to own a business I mean I really. Yeah he wants to he wants to buy our the mushroom kingdom and all the other places around. So I mean the are he's a businessman, a dumb businessman but whatever, and in this one doesn't make much sense 'cause. He's trapped peach on castle. He's got those big plan. Do make everything his when here he kidnaps heat to have a bath. To bathe with her in a bathtub, a pizzas on the rubber ducky in bazzars calmly in a bathtub that's floating or at least on a platform as. on the edge of somewhere but it's Like okay. By bath here it's green slime and it's like you're tossing whatever and peach is. Now I'm good I'll stay on this thing like. This is very interesting request in the world's happening. Yeah. So, this is basil is big plans. He just wants to behave peach. Okay. our occurs Meyer comes under fall. And we get more of the corning voice against the one time see bowser with actual dialogue. Any bowser sounds lake south Rogan's cousin in this game like he's like bowed Air Mario where do you come in? I'm gonNA teach you Lanson. The. Some good stuff. The ARGO that was a bad stuff in the Reagan pressure but. He basically. had to stomp on the edges of the bath tub to defeat on. That's kind of the boss us go through each of the four edges does ground pound and then get back up while avoiding him. firing one edge, and then bachelor junior also throws some IRV buyer Bodos at you. It's okay. But out of all the bows or boss fights I, think it's the weakest out of the three games goes. It feels like apart one to like a much bigger battle but then when you get through no, that's it. Bowser am Basil Junior, they get their. Butts kicked and `Bout Bazzar, leads junior no hey, you know he's she's not actually your Mama. A He's like, yeah I know daddy mix tire rubber teach them a lesson Oh. You're my son Oh I love year and Mario saves the day the restorative piece there the plaza on. It's so cute. I'm sorry. Zoos I went onto Meyer Galaxy House like leaf crap. This is good like we're Mario. Sunshine and murder sixty four add things that don't hold up to our. My Gosh from beginning to end Super Mario Galaxy is amazing. Human Start. Going into the levels just the opening scene gang invited his birthday party. This is the beautiful landscape even though it is on the we so. Playing this, you do see some upscale on the This this game has the feels like the one that big touched up the most on even barely denying thing and. I am will look at the wire unlike only cried, the water is still lexin ice but enough that whole thing is pizzas party bazzar breaks and. Throws cannonballs over the kingdom and then kidnaps peach are you have to go on the Galactic Adventure? The all these galaxy, all of these planets the final the star is enough stars get to the power up the vessel. Led by. All these little. Cuba Luma's an princess rose Alina A-. Who is a new princess they introduced in the Mario? University since becomes a very popular character thus even being a smash weather's fighter and recent smashed with his arms and holy cried IDA's love this game, the music. Oh my gosh. The melody but they put in just the opening parts in the beginning of the level, and later on there, there's musical score that you just want to stop and listen Darryl go ahead. Oh, totally. Yes. Because have many years going this came out it came out in two thousand seven. So just a year after the we've launched. Well the music I have been listening to since I added. A. A game list or spotify I mean a game music your. Platelets. Remember looking for things like, oh, my gosh also the jam and so. I got a bunch of those Because I. Don't listen to music without words unless it's gains ache and that's why like in there because you're only veto. Okay so It's all the music is a whole bunch. It's just really cool 'cause. You Church. Okay No idea. So yeah, I'm just GONNA attest to agreeing with that your. Garden. Oh guess the gardens yeah. There's there's quite a few tracks are raid. And then when he gets to the game play. So what's the big difference in this little the other Mario Game? So each of the Mario game they have that wind load game play twist I mean. Sunshine's got the flatten. So Mario Galaxy basically has his own little cute. The Luna, which allows them to do this little spin spin attack. A lowering him to take out or defeat enemies in another way besides stomping on them and it's also weighed to recover your balance. When you're jumping like if you're reaching far jump, it's almost like an extra jump. and. Anthem. I. Help you in. Each of these little star catapult launched you to each each of these different planets using the spin attack. In the whole level design is just gone either going through all these different spheres. Of these really interesting bizarre. Many planets on top of other planets. Or going through a level that. Prey Much Lake Classic. Old Three Fashion Three D Mario where it's a morale camera in your. And Alive land. But honestly, this is one of the most unique games and play now and clinks kind of took inspiration off when they did crack in time because they have this thing where a ratchet goes into space and he goes on these little mini planets kind summer to Mario Galaxy a little bit by I. Keep going. Back Now I and you're having do figure out different things to do with murder try to figure around how to get through these different platforms obstacles using the simple ability of the. Of, the spin attack and all these starbucks bites that can help you as stunned enemies or feed into these like big Luma's so they can transform and get you to other planets and each of the levels all of them feel unique to each other Even when you go back to them another star, they completely redesigned the stage where you're the you don't. Feel like you're going through the same thing again, you're you're going through in tiredly different said platforms than status and challenges that just so happens to follow the same theme and the same goes for these power ups. The first power up you get later on after the first couple levels be power up where he gets a buzz around as B and there's this whole. Thing about. Climbing on the Q. Giant be. Mama Be Queen Bee scratching her back to get all those star cannon pieces that some the checkers you fighting all these stark in pieces. There's different star cannons the yellow one course or the big yellow catapults. You do the next set of areas of small one slightly catapults. You'd to an adjacent Winder to a higher ledge. Blue catapults they Are these magnums. That you can I connect one to another and yet I. Mean it's still Mario just lake the other two games you're still going through stages collecting the stars they're still coins the regenerate your health I mean they're still enemies by a put so much love into each of the individual stages and even some the side is there are so many bonus stages in this I think this is what gravitates me to this way more than Mario. Sixty four Mario Sunshine. The game keeps rewarding you for playing in having fun goes the you've got the thing about collecting stars but then you got these green stars that lead to entirely different catapult on the main stage taking you to other bonus levels and I mean you got the grand stars that you need in order that's after every main system that year a venture on and seems like, Oh, my Gosh, all these different star is no. Are Easy to early stir easy to grasp because. Even if you get a Green Star Council's regular star and they're Zadran twenty, one stars just like Super Mario Sixty four, but it's on lacking you to more places an after beating the game. I. Got Three more galaxies explore like it does open up to more galaxies and that's something I these later and Mario. Games. They've gone to me more than the older ones is that they keep on inviting you to play more. To as well I know. It is cool and that's why he's the Super Mario Honesty is so amazing because you're just collecting so many moon. Stars. Lead to other places, they'll lead you to other state is they'll lead you to doing other things and that's the fun of playing a game is just. Unlocking more game more gameplay just from playing it just from having a good time and that's what does game provides now. Someone say of Supermarket Galaxies Way too easy compared to the first two. Yes. This is an easier game. Super Mario Sixty four and parts of Super Mario Sunshine but. See I. Don't equate a game being easier to being bad or being not is fine. I get those those those. There's those like retro gamers like man everything's gotta be hard. I gotTa Die Thousand Times. That's not the type experience I look for and I'm by the game is hard and great, and that's perfectly fine I mean I love Cup in Cup his heart attack but there's so much love into the level design of the game were actually being it's a complimentary that's not too hard. His will give you challenge each of the boss fights they all have their distinct things you gotta learn order to beat them not one bus feels the same as the other one tiny note on that. Since October I can I'll. I'll. I'll say so I am going to start cocktail. For, streaming. And he starts to now way. I cannot wait. I was like I'm getting something different in October and there's something creepy about cocaine. Something, about I said something about Helen in it knows like. Equal Okay Yeah I read it. So was like okay. I'm GonNa try been out me saying that it's like extra difficult. Oh No it's extra difficult. Even tell myself I diet a thousand times under one boss light and night even like one the later ones it's actually one of the earlier ones like you. It's your good die a thousand times is to learn how to be a boss to get the next one and that's the soured is. I mean if you're okay go ahead. Hey, you the play the Tober he said it was scary. It will pull your hair out I mean that's that that will make you go behold that might be a scary thing. Play here like so. UNBE lasting that I did I violently died in starting valley. I was I needed deep breathing because I was screaming. Lose your Summer Cup it. I promise. You like my voice. Is Not easy. This is someone who's Played Cup at who can tell us experience Still enjoyed the Ritz. In excellent platformer like the boss fights they as hard as they are they provide a lot of You know there's a lot of smart design and the fact that they keep changing different forums and sometimes you'll die them the next time you try them again the fight a different way. So. I, don't mind game being a game being hard and gaming easy does not factor into whether or not as good. It's how they go about being easier being hard and the waiting Super Mario Galaxy works of being so darn rewarding but of just being so. I am I really just don't see a big deal about it not being that difficult and even then there are some very difficult levels. Later on I mean someone the bonus levels they are hard as AC like belt give they'll throw in a challenge like not to maybe not on the main path and beating the game period defeating Bowser but some of the extra levels to go to get that one, hundred, twenty, one stars they'll put in some tough ones because they some the bonus levels involve view like juggling on a little ball that's got star trapped inside. See after you're rolling it like A. Like a little Rolling a hamster ball, and you're trying to get all the way the top. So it can. Break opens you can collect the star. But you juggling and I, was like Douglas. Sorry. Yeah there's other bonus stages where you're having to platform islands. Some tricky. Places with a lot of a lot of ways you could fall off the edge so they will put throwing some tough blends, but it's like a if you just want to beat the game ill, you dear that and just have a great time and Nali that but each world's in in. Learning the different visual personalities of each of the world at your explorer. I mean, I mentioned the be world, but then we get into the low clan of the Ping wins the all these cute little penguins trying to learn how to be a penguin on swimming and doing all these other things advance durable. Ping that's teaching them all these stuff. It's like a the okay. Do they look anything similar to the ones from supervising lawyer? there. I mean, it's it's our graphic role advancement of the ones. Yeah they're. They're Zach I mean there's a lot of durable looking characters and thus to I mean the loomis stars the cute tiny Chubby stars that are like floating around the main base and they go ooh, they're they're so darn cure but the one probably the best narrative part to this. mean the main story of defeating Basilan saving Princess I mean it's same old same old but Roseline So. When you go through the game, you unlock chapters Riga to learn about roseling his backstory and. Basically in this cozy room, reading a story to all these tiny little stars about her life entsch. Her story is suit very interesting. It's very heartwarming. Obviously, she she's probably waving I'd say she's way more depth of character than peach. When you Kinda does learn about. How She Does. Takes Care of like all these little star creatures. Ever, since she was a little girl and his learning the. Friendship. That two people having this the mystery behind why is she does by herself and her need to kind of go on and explore the galaxy or other some Ben task parts here but it's very dream light just the. Queen of Stars. Almost like a mom to them but yeah Rosalie is a fantastic character and learning a baton hers that story is. Inviting as much as it is still Bundy, get through the stars. an discover. I mean the just. Awesome discovering what the next plans gun luckily because there's a ton of our different galaxies. So. Even, with the hundred twenty, one star, they split up through all these different places that you're gonna be exploring each of them feeling. Distinct from the other. Now, there are certain challenge missions that carry a out on like the comments where you can revisit a previous stage. Dear either a complete at a faster time or complete with only one health or complete a boss fight with one health or race a cosmic Mario to the finish line and say even in that, they structured the level differently than how was previously. So it still doesn't feel good as gone through the same level again. Eight throw so much variation on this that it's this exciting to keep playing. You WanNa keep going like, okay. What's the next thing going to be? that's what it may. The only thing is they just review so many games like guide. Possibly crashed four and. there's these disguise finance to review but. Obviously, I had a blast those. I still think the three the the entire package is a little bit underwhelming. But you got only one game to get in Mario. Galaxy holy crap is it is so good. And you have a we so you should get why enjoy. End Mario Galaxy. To get made me. It made me kind of question why they just removed Mario down seats to or does not make that a part of the collection. Because, those two games they to sell that those sixty dollars along. There's so much content in on my man. Now, on our last Mario, talk 'cause, there was also this free to play Battle Royale game that was part of the thirty five anniversary, and this is the concept you're playing the original super. Mario Brothers game than will any s retro platformer from eighties or seventies wherever whenever it came out? No eighties. Sorry mid eighties. Early Eighties Mario's first platforming adventure and you're competing against thirty five players online to be the last one running and jumping. How this works is you're still you're playing through the same levels as they as they come but every time you stop 'em me every time you defeat an enemy, it will actually the enemy will transfer nineteen. Okay, nineteen three then enemy will transfer over to an opponent and then they have more enemies to fight which the same could be said to you. And Pre much you keep going until you die from you know getting hit by enemies or running out of time goes the game won't let you cheat to stand there and let everyone else go back game times you and trying to get to the next area seed you had to keep moving. That's a nice concept and it is free. So it's not a game you have to pay money for to play. The concept though is pretty much a copycat of another free to play Nintendo game called Tetris nine. which was the game that came out a year or two ago where you're playing tetris against ninety nine other players and it's the same thing just playing Tetris Ossetia's. And every time you scoring align than a random opponent gets to endorse a more mess. And it keeps counting down until the winner. is declared. Victor. There's a couple of things they do additionally. So when you collect coins, if you click twenty coins gets an ABC lull mystery box were can automatically give you a big mushroom fire flower or star so he got a little. Bonus me. UPS. and you you can collect coins and save them later to start each run as fire flower Mario or as superstar Mario. Things, but that's pretty much it otherwise. Yeah. You're just playing the first Mario Brothers Games competing against other people. And I it was Kinda. Crazy fine. GonNa Med play Arab. Admit the playing the original superbos game. It's still a fun game. It's not as good as Super Marlboros three, but still find. and having a ton of enemies to face from all these other opponents than keep trying to throw enemies your way. It's crazy. I mean I've gotten to the point where I'M I. Played through lake. an underground level and suddenly bowser shows up or in a lot of product plants just smushed altogether and yet to kind of. Find a way to jump over or fire flower them. So there are ways to get through. It is balanced. It's just hard. I mean the fact that you have to keep moving while. It's basically trying to outrun. Run the fastest and this game. However after a few matches. GOING TO LIE I. I. Kinda got. I was already done with that. and. I'll say why? Because that's all there is to him. And the other thing is you have to keep in mind. This is a free to play game does available until the end of March and then it's gone forever. So I get that feeling like, okay. Why spend all this time leveling up been collecting all these different modes? Get Out of keep playing the game as you just get e mode stood plenty Avatar. That's that's everything. But the fact that goes away forever in March. It's like okay. Well, in a free to play game, you got to let it grow and I mean that's how tetris ninety nine got as accessible accessible as a dead I mean there are people playing it immediately by our time there more people enjoying it to where they had a single player campaign attitude. which at that was really cool. But the fact that there are a thing about getting rid of a game. Before they release it and now it's released. And I'm thinking okay rice. Voice my time on when it's gone. In March. I. Okay My Initial thing is like I think that it's kind of cool in the way of having a single player game, but then it be. Had ahead in that way that you're not, you don't have to connect with anyone specifically but. You have a little bit of competition. So. Yeah I think that's a little creative. As far as the. Time Limited time thing. Marketing, in its own thing, just if you create a New create that. It's when you said it's a limited time like, okay. Let's see. Let's let's do this. So. That, we that we can say that we did it rather than. Wait too long and you Mr Tan's new. Possibly won't get played ever. So I mean getting will experience. What it is I don't have me against just it's just. So. Yeah. The other thing is it. It is pretty much like tetris ninety nine that I actually have gotten the same things I would touch US ninety nine with this while. Is that was game like Super Mario maker reconsecrate levels and. You get to a like learn things in supermarket maker to where you get immediately jump from a you get to create a level where half of the stage. Iran. Super Mario Brothers Widen, and then the other half, your a new Super Meyer brothers. You Yeah. You get to combine actually to market You're allowed to do with that, and just how easy it is to make a level Mario maker play online with other people either cooperative. Lear, competitively, or play offline or by yourself. I kind of looked at this lake. Guy I WANNA go back to Mario maker. Because I think there's more I get out of that than I do out this. Man If anything it just feels like, okay. It's almost like one of those promotional ads to say Hey Mario turned thirty five check this whole like those little browser games you're like okay. I celebrate Oh, Cam I'm board with us now. Like an interactive at. Yeah. That's kind of what it feels like. A little gimmicky. That's okay. People who love the game like that specific game I'm sure they're. Over the. Long No because people who love that game very much. They were just played I'm Anne or they play it on your Nintendo. the Nintendo entertainment each. Netball shot but there's you can actually there's like A. Service can I'm the switch? You can actually stream and yes. Arresting US Games and people will be like, okay. I can just do that says I can play online multiplayer on the intimacy switch by streams Feels like a competitive mode that it's A couple of matches. It kind of overstays its welcome. A that's a lie to save out because you're like, what else is there? Well, there's special events where. You. People. Are Having The star from a specific point in the game. That's Canada otherwise. Yeah you're you. Play match. Mario the riddle Super Mario brothers in hey lose go back to another match the same thing in most of the time going through the same levels. it's mainly for speed runners. If I think the people who benefit from this from most as main for speed runs the game highly incurred you speed through the emi the highly courtesy the speed through the game and made because I'm not speed runner I. don't really feel like it's for me. So I, guess that's what I would say about. Anyway that's Meyer Talk. Anyway now ons the rest of it starting with a yeah. Yeah EPOCA. Apple, would you said Apple sexless maybe on the side of epigraph? I mean I. Never said anything sex. But I'm not in favor of apple the brand or are you in favour of epic games? Yes. Why? Because I get free games from them since this? Pretty much. Time in favor of. Well. I'm in favor to be honest I'm not crazy about them. Because they're corporations. And this is what really gets me is that an? EPIC Games put out Zab were the start off their little beef live apple. It's a parody of that. You know that nineteen eighties added with apple words like this guy. One guy on a television screen, his mind controlling a bunch of people, and then someone is far resistance group they. Are Hammer like you freedom for the the apple people and they made a parody of that where it's EPA Games a trying new stop mind controlling powers of. The apple or apples purity of apple m talking about freedom of the users or freedom of the developers ever because the whole. The whole thing people are having against apple is that apple is taking too much of a cut when they release APPS and they like more share more revenue from what I can see what I might take away is Raleigh epic just wants all the my like I. Don't think epoch is really there because Is really kind of concern about the freedom. All the developers or like we want two hundred, percent the budget and doing go into war with apple's going allow us to. Take the bigger piece of the PIE, and that's why I don't really root for either them because that is talking about freedom. A time with oppression towards black people and other things going on anything like you're the heroes of the story when you crunch the heck out of your employees every day I'm like. You and your own by Tencent, the Chinese corporation run by the Chinese government. So which also abuses people that mile stances that hey you went, whoever wins good for them but to be honest I don't trust either them like Apple. Let's put it this way if epic Games had EPA Games had their own. Oh, that's another thing because epic games keeps buying exclusive away from steam. And so this whole thing about giving people the freedom to basically earn their own money. Ole. You're kind of also simultaneously you're removing the freedom by. Trying to buy all these studios and games that were going to be on steam than people priore them on steam their lucked out because it's on at the game store now for six or twelve months her forever. So epic. Games's doing some of the same things that apple is and that's where I'm like I'm on neither side. But what is your take away from us? I just Google libbers talking about. UNSAID I said EPIC Games owned by heal and. Says the man. Ten. Yeah. Some Sweeney, and then there's further down. Related to China because of forty percents. Something sent ownership personally on. Going to have to figure out what tencent? Surrey. Of Chinese, it's it's on it's a company owned by the Chinese. Government. They owned blizzard they own a part of Disney and. Disbanded they. Want money. To. I mean bonsai I'm what I'm saying Lake nobody's nobody's hero in this everybody's just saying L. L. for themselves. Still have sixty percent of their company onion Tim Sweeney there is still. That's I it doesn't seem. This convoluted. So it oh, it is that that's why when I see people going go. EPA Games teach apple lesson or go apple. EPA Games lesson I might know you're both are the bad guys I don't like either. So yeah. Fevered apple it's like I don't WanNa say if it's it's it's it's goes. Before they started making phone so So. So many hiding. I don't like it. That's. All that's all you have to save up that. Now the other the other big crazy story of around gaming actually a gaming youtube recently. boogie to nine eight who is million subscriber million big subscriber youtuber talks about ranting about gaming and and. Political side about gaming all that he's fans for awhile until recently from a lot of crazy things, he's during this is the craziest out of the mall. He had a fight with a guy who was at his apartment talking them. So his solution of it, he pulled out a gun and fired at him. This is. And there were memes all over the Internet about boogie to nine aid a guy in love by a million plus people going gangster I'm a are in-person troll now I I, like I'm shocked you are in I'm here. This is this is a something. Alex. Gum Processing well, I didn't save. There's this little. I'm doing things saying but yeah, ever heard of this person. So it's still. In the US so There's all these gaming use levies like people love what? China look down on gaming to Larry's I mean. I interview someone who's growing to become the game youtube celebrities got over a hundred thousand subscribers of wonderful guy black master don't she? By. Some as like bigger ones with millions. Some of them are great. Probably I. I met a what's that guy's name? he's got a very deep marketplace marketplace are market player South by South West. He seemed like a pretty cool guy this whole thing about worshipping youtube celebrities and treating them like their being there the nice. People on the planet. You we have to. Look at them as this high of a people or else encourages them to go crazy and do all this stuff. And I'm not. Saying that's. Crazy I mean. Why okay let me back up with the so I went back when everybody loans Boogie to nine eight. People called him. The Mister Rogers Gaming. And Immediately Family friendly. So it was not family friendly Nelson I I mean he had his character called Francis, who he would rage. And I'm I'm saying that releasing Mr Says No. No, it does not make sense and the thing is. Saying that misunderstands what Mr Rogers was all bauer because it wasn't just about being family friendly was bauer trying to bring people together. 'cause he. Said Yeah inner taking them I mean back in the show he would. He will be innocence with his you know his education while telling people about real issues like talking about depression talking about our Like how do your feelings? Yeah, and even add a an a doubly time during racism I mean there is a I mean racism still being issued but. Even back then. When it I mean it was really I mean still. Trying to get back to is that were? There is so many people out there Yeah. More people than now our. Our I don't WanNa make it seem like today is better than before where I'm trying to get at is he invited a just a are black man to. The circus feed on the pool of them lashes feet like Jesus. That's yeah. Yeah. Basically the messages like, Hey, right. He doesn't look like meat, but he's a human being just like me and he deserves to be treated like on. boogie terminate has done none of that I mean prematurely is talk. Matt how much you should be super cynical the gaming industry, and all these corporations and all that. And the one time he's dumped something regarding a black person. boogie to to nine eight or whatever. He. So there is a black tour committed suicide. and. He downplayed his death. There is there's a Back at the guy's name was etta. There were two youtubers ever kind of being trolls. To his mental health and he was one of them. Are like this is the Mr Rogers of gaming and even said that video people were calling me Mr. Rogers of gaming. I think I kind of am. And this is in before he did all these terrible stuff I'm like, no. If you're Mr Rogers gaming, you would spend more time trying to unite people than told people to be super cynical. That's I. Don't think that's the type of. The type of behavior Mr Rogers is trying to do. was trying to. End. That's right. I think people whenever they see some they like they're like you're like Mister Rogers to me. What else? Yeah Yeah. So seeing him go to this point where he's actually pulling a gun and shooting people This guy needs help. Which? They there's been multiple signs of it and especially what just mentioned of. How he was being a jerk to a black youtuber then committed suicide. I mean, there are some other terrible things like there was a a. Guy, who was dying of cancer and? He like K- I might not make. A Big Fan of smash I think smashed others but it was it was definitely one thing he wanted to. As his last wish he was a huge fan. He wanted experiences game and they allowed him to play this game before he passed away so. What buggy Ding when people are stirring a story boogie. Re tweet him. And then he's like way to go guys I held him I. Did this I He was taken all all the credit for Nintendo. Finally, I think it's the smash doesn't know finally going in and lowering play smash brothers even though it was actually a bunch of other people and Burgi them really do anything be stateful cred and he never even contacted the Pete, the Friends of this person having cancer or even. Doctor You. He was a stretching ego. and. There were so many things messed up with this guy that is kind of scary that I actually met him person at Arlington where he was surrounded by fans talking about how amazing he is, and then he goes around does all these things. And I would never forgive myself if I did all this. And I've done some things I'm not proud of back in my early high school years I mean late school even things I'm constantly changing. I'm constantly trying to improve myself as a human being but. He has some this stuff is after up. So the moral of the story is you see a youtube your really entertained by on Youtube don't get too attached in thinking you know this person. Goes down. You're. GonNa say something. Yeah okay. There's Obviously don't try to stock in get someone's House on That's not oh no, I'm not. I'm not saying that this the guy who stockton try Goethe's houses in the right now I I think he's the he's a I mean he's terrible too but the reaction to the pulling out a gun and shooting at someone and the fact that he didn't even get arrested for him. Were eight I thought it was. Wait. That someone past like okay. Then someone get was shot. Well. Think of it this a Nagina if this was the same thing done do someone of color. That person would. Be Dead. But be I mean it's It's like privilege but. Hot. Really. I mean like. Pulling a gun on someone there's so many wrong here. So we'll start back Going to someone's house with cheating not no not invited or anything like that. Pulling a gun on said person I say bad idea. Environment he didn't just pull he shot at him. So someone was gunned like actual he I mean he missed, but he did he did shoot them. Accident. Yeah. Like the wasn't shot, but like it was. It was like. A warning shot like get that. Okay. That's definitely not. See that things like. Thirds they're just all wrong. And something. But the. The fact that he? Kinda keeps going and people really I mean people are GonNa suck up really love him. Okay. All right you love this guy that's why I'm not saying he's gotTa be cancelled or anything it's like. I don't know if I don't know this person news got huge following I don't. I don't. I don't know I I don't Worship People A. Areas. Where Yeah I. Strong. Calm calm. Down thinking he does but I mean it is truly the does have some privilege the fact that. The fact that he didn't get arrested or anything. But you anyway this world is messed up. Now let's get ended on a happier thing weird happier thing as Scorpion Chair. Okay. WHAT GONNA say. I. Thinking the Esteems on cyberspace now that's all. I'd no no, that's good. Yes. Steve. From minecraft is going to be a fighter on special others which I think that's Kinda. Cool. Yeah. He's which air minecraft being popular as it is, and there is always there's rumors that St from an craft would eventually go on there. So I'm Mike Okay but. I would not doubt soccer I in smash brothers team to put crazy they guide a on a plan as one of the fighters you can play us. What's funny? Okay. True. You can play as night may even like. Abroad. A regular enemy in the end brothers Games he is a fighter I mean, don't they have the we fit play or the we? Yeah I mean you know make a fighter out of anybody? You're. Not, unified already okay. That's it. A Camden continued limited. This share this is really Interesting 'cause I mean, yeah it's shared Cata sculptured shaped like a Scorpion and it's So there's a new gaming chair as supposed to be the ultimate gaming setup Scorpion cockpits I mean, no one's coming into your cubicle for. So what you have, here's an image of AH lady in this really uterus glade Scorpion cheer and there's monitors just hanging around like the tip of the stink up. In Mawas folding up while meanwhile, you got him just to play for the. Keyboard. And I'm sure there's like a setup where he can the are at play be are as while are you normal or do you desperately wish you had the Scorpion PC set? Almonds. Even. Know what you? Owe moly crapped I am looking at this beauty right here Omar should move I didn't even know that part. Of that I mean it I mean it has to make sense in terms of like you have many things, but it's still time. Wally. How was kind of? Thing. Gets nobody's moving like it's moving on its own. So I guess you have like low remote. Yeah I there'd be. It because of you know how? That word is that economic maybe but also like Gosh share and I mean you'd have to have the monitor separate from the rest of the computer. That's the whole thing that I don't know how to deal with the name. It's yeah. The name of those gaming sub is called Kelvin's. I W SLASH OUR DASH S. K. Zero gravity eastwards gaining share and workstation. Support on the cullens website C. L.. U. V. E. N. s. you can go to that. Support in ultra-wide boarding nine inch monitor three. Curved twenty seven inch monitor. So there's two kinds and comes with an HDMI GMI DP cables to connect them. It weighs two, hundred, sixty, five, pounds, sixty, five inches long forty, seven inches wide and eight inches tall when fully extended. So it's not growing images neatly fit in a corner of bit of room okay. Yeah Yeah you need room and there's a rank all the time. All right now that they'll be the sewer very important. Question is the price before that the cockpit has a more motorized with the touch of a button it transforms into whatever you needed to be. Okay. So it is remote and there's Cup holders to reclines as as massage function and he. That's. Gosh Okay how much does this cost? We need a fight Oh, here's the price three, thousand, two, hundred, ninety, nine, dollars three, point three, thousand. Seen. It founded in Alibaba for a mirror of thousand nine hundred dollars yet to reserve them in advance. So there's limited supply for now. That's Why I mean amateur the first manufacturer I could say is that looks awesome even though it is super heavy I mean super overprice I will not overprice limit talking about something that advanced soon to be that much. What am I saying Suppo? Maybe, I'm a cheapskate that's why the. Weird mindset that had on me. But. Yeah. It does look like the the thing from wally where they're like kind of sitting and everything like is at the isn't is near them like at. Close range that will someone move is lucky to have a job in a very. Very high paying job probably will get that share and will love it so good on them. Maybe, in the future, this will be a offline covers over made this will be dream Hack like I could see this being tech display on their. Yeah. Do you want this year with you pay three, thousand, two, hundred, ninety, nine dollars for him maybe when it goes on sale, you know black Friday like three years from now now now now meeting something that. Yeah. So like a really really like, yes, it is very attractive and appealing. Goes yes. Arrive by something that extensive for my own leisure and lightweight. Yeah. Leisure probably not. You just you would have to have. A lot of expendable income. Or you got to be frigging rich. Added Bottoms. Yeah Yeah Yeah. We're maybe you just use your entire allowance and that's all you got and you're living. On the side of blind to. With an umbrella. People do that. What I? That's not something I would do. Something that maybe years later. Yeah. That's what I would feel years later I mean they're probably GonNa make more. When so I guess whatever's advance now, it'll be nail be like old story, Old News By three years they'll have like share words just bunch of levitated glass needed to have a jetpack. While play. Video Games so. I don't know anyway that is all what we have for the show. Thank you as. You mazing lady and the cars in this agreeing will be. Encouraging your some. This'll be on several different platforms, underpants and you can follow. Riyadh I am her Miami six, one seven and also on twitter and all that stuff. Just stick with the twitch. Yeah. And you can sell. which that's same twitch will be the host of the extra life with Pon stress November some through they than we. We got some awesome goodies gone on with that a month away or a month and a week away. So it's getting there were getting their eventually. We'll get there. It'll be a lot of fun to do good things for people sick of Yemen. Extra Dash Life Dot Org sign up via we need more people leave Jesus area. Dumb Exxon.

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Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!), Ep. 7: Growing Pains | Roleplay Retcon

Roleplay Retcon

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Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!), Ep. 7: Growing Pains | Roleplay Retcon

"Role play ret does not own any part of the original versions of the movies that we rent con, nor are we associated in any way with the artists who made them also while we do try to keep it. PG sometimes things get pretty pg thirteen, so monitor what your kids are listening to thanks. The soundtrack for this series features the band. Challenger deep. Please check them out wherever you get music online. Previously on role play on Super Mario Brothers the movie. Porsche Mario Mario Mario Luigi, Mario Siblings I tell you what I remember. That day. You know I was probably about eight years old shows played in alleyway, and that old that all the eighth you'll remember down at the construction. Say on Oh yeah. Dave they call him. Don Don. Don Came When, I was little I remember. Hanging out with my two brothers, and their names were Mario and Luigi and I remember. Yoshi! My sweet yo she. He put us all on his bag. We were so little and he tried to get US earth, but. I remember I fell off. I couldn't hold on and my brother's got away without me feels like. Explode, if fires a massive Bluefin at the end of the Rod and it carves a huge hole in the side of the stadium. Rhonda's Valter crashes down the. The whole airships rats in half. And all of you Parnell. Tumbling through the air. Okay Mario. Yeah? You Remember Being Young I was. Taught, you just got off from a day of apprentice. Thing with your dad. Oh Yeah Yeah. Yeah, and you are heading home ahead of your dad while he finishings up the job site. I you're you're like a teenager? What do you like? Seventeen sixteen seventeen. Maybe I don't know. Maybe fifteen. Okay, all right. Let's say fifth thirteen. That sound. Even a fifteen you that you? You finally got your mustache the way you want, and it looks very handsome. You very luxurious you you that mustache like you and your mustache actually grows out. It's not like a fifteen year old trying to grow mustache, and it's not. It's not a mustache like no matter how much they wanted to be like a real mustache. It's a thing of you've you've got the like moustache wax and it like the oil and whatnot like it looks great. So you're walking down the street. What the street like that that? In in your neighborhood on your way home. What does the street like? The streets is loud. There's a lot of traffic usually. Janis hotdogs, on the corner. He's got a red and yellow umbrella over it. He sells premium francs for a dollar each. And he has the best measure. Best Relish. In Brooklyn. Youth this Maria hey johnny would. You WanNa Frank. A you know I, love your. Franks Johnny this. This was last name was Williams. Get it like I like I'm selling Franks their hotdogs. Get it. It's very funny as long as they're not real dogs. They're not. They're not really frank like they're not really people in Frank. I cannot get. I can assure you that that's probably a good thing to. Agree Let me get one with ketchup, mustard and that really good relish you got. Well. Most people don't ask for. Cats were hot dog, because it's a sin, but okay Here you go here in New York, not Chicago where people are weird. John Being really weird today. You know that. kind of people use it. Tell me we'd all the time because I think that my hotdogs people in Frank I would explain your name. We John. Yep It's me, we're it's me. We're John. So. Hot Dogs and making people think that their people have two. Dogs, though sure. Just, John's is on John. I'm going to go home now. If that's all right. Yeah, all right. I will see you later. John! You're by John. Okay Goodbye. Goodbye Goodbye Loria. Ah Love You. I choose not to hear that. As your as you're walking, you continue to walk What's brick and mortar things that are near you maybe well? There is of course Gino's pizza. There's a Kaufman's. Cough AIDS. The help, you know they aid you when you cough, it's a pharmaceuticals. Okay yeah okay well that pharmacy. AM. Plumbing works just to go ahead and like. Well it starts out with pipes. At any ad he added water to the pipes as as the scenes progress forward Going to have some things here, the probably don't make sense to people who don't have calming works. Sorry about that. But there's an alley near Kauffmans. I got it. There's alley near Kauffmans, and you hear something suspicious coming from the alleyway. I? Go investigate the strange noises. As you go you see two people. messing with some of the piped. The bike piping. Like in a crawlspace. Near like that would go into Kaufman. Hey, Mac you know I'm just an apprentice and all, but if you mess with that? That tube the pressure's GonNa go out in the whole building, and then I gonNa have any plumbing. Both of these people. These people! Emerge from this crawlspace to look at you and you realize that you recognize them. They are brothers at Warren and Willie's Cappelli. you villain origin story. Yeah you, you know these guys. You know that they're like scoundrels. That they're up to no good. They're in the same neighborhood. Warren, the older brother pretty obviously. He's tried to grow his own mustache, but it's like kind of wild. Does end in other is like really tall and gangly. And both of them are kind of like greasy dudes. I see what you're doing here. Can. Subtle. And Warren says hey, why don't you mind Your Own Business Mario? Wants you copy and somebody else why reo! That's why would you? That doesn't make any sense? Why would you say your name with the first letter? Because you name because you name's Warren and you're trying to be me. Listen like he really looks like very very nervous. I think he's trying to be your your copying me and he's like he's like making his like trying to smooth his mustache out while he's saying this and I just did that in real life, and it made my voice really weird on the recording, but what? What Willy is that? The other one's name? Yes willy-nilly? That should be wally, yeah? Because it is like wow Luigi. Year, but I thought that that would be to. God Bennett already so obvious. I mean. That's I'm just telling you why it was to begin with. All Right William Wally or God. Damn warranted Wyoming. Anyway already broken been. Just move along seething Mario we don't get beef with you. Listen, the only beef I've got is in this hot dog right here named Frank. And he goes. Did you get everyone? Janis of course from Janis is the best town you know. They don't have them right like I. Choose not to believe that statement. Listen I know I know there's a lot of. Bad blood between, but like Yoda OBI. Nurse Hotdogs UK like that's not good for you. What are you? What nitrates in there and it's not, it's bad. What are you into those pipes? Any kind of looks at you for a second and any kind of like looks at Warrant. You're up some. Like side is Willie. And he turns back to you and he goes. All right. where? Whatever the. Plumbing is these pipes. You're anti plumbing this pipes. Yeah, you know Dad. We. Could Way to drum up business is to. Make business for for this Capelli family. I'M GONNA. Go, man, Kaufman, listen listen. You'll get to do that. We'll cut in. We Know You dad, you and your dad knee worked to. Come on, let's it'd be perfect. Drift will just come along. Every time we fix someone will come along couple weeks later. Break something else. We'll be swimming in money. They'll be swimming in. You know that'd be swimming and sewage and an untreated water from the problems. You've caused their pipes. All right. I guess I I guess we knew you're going to do that. What what are you gonNA. Do about it. I'll tell you what I'm GonNa. Do about it. And I take off running back down the street. Oh. Yeah I'm GonNa go tell all make often. THEY Try to pursue. So Yak so run and TACO old man Kaufman. Mr Cartman Mr Cartman. Now. Hello, can I do for you. There's two of them's Cappelli Boys. They're over there messing with your plumbing. Nin were that you got a prescription for for trips trysts Cappella. What's your last name? My Name's Mario is Mario Mario? Now what's your last name Mario? It's also Mario Okay. What's your first name, Mario? Book would you last name Mario? My. My I don't see a a a prescription on five for you here Mr Cotton I'm not here for a prescription. You've got some hoodlums messing with your plumbing. I as as you are having this conversation with him, you can hear it like pretty pretty obviously like clinking clanking outside. As, the sabotage becomes more and more serious. Get come with me. I grabbed him by the hand. He doesn't like that. He said like you. Stop that or I'll I'll call the police young man. Don't call yet. Call the police. Call the police. This people messing with your bank argue with. Kaufman. You hear the sound stop. and. You See. Warren and wally like walk by the front door of the like the front windows of the pharmacy, and they look inside like specific I contacted. The Mario and they like smile and wave, and they walk on, and suddenly you hear. Like. This like gushing sound, come from like room behind the counter. That's kind of a and he's like. Cuff, Omay. Kaufman is like. What dancing around the water and he's like Oh my goodness. Oh. The floodwaters a here. and. He rushes away and like. And, he says like Oh now the employee bathroom. It's overflowing oh no. I squint really hard after Warren Wally. And I turn to Old Bank Hoffman, and give him my dad's business card. Mr Kaufman call my father. He can clean this up for Year lickety-split. I have to go. Take care of something. Luigi. You are eight years old. Going today. A Beautiful Day for low Luigi. I've gotten a day out of the orphanage to go acquire shelves from Gino's for the for the sisters at that orphanage. It's feeling for the birds chirping. The taxi cabs are Hunkin. On a deaths, Gino's knows it's just a block away. Well. Between you and Gino is a construction site that. It's hard you. You'd think you'd avoid concer- sites, but It's a little hard to do that in new. York, sometimes, it seems like there's always something being constructed. And youth this construction site with chatterbox closure walking here he's he's others. With safe, but you hear a familiar boys say right. Luigi. Little. Warrior after today. Ding King. Oh my God ads pleased to. Get some ships for sisters. Well, you know. I'm feeling hungry. I could use a sub. Yeah, you go, get your own you big. Old! In, cosby oath only ape. And then he he beats his. He beats his chest like an April would. And then he's like. No. I told I thought I was going to stop doing that. Everybody. Luigi I. Just give me the money. Okay, he starts to approach you. DODO STYLE Hey. This is an issue to. Why don't you go get you a Banana Shabbir something. And he's like. They're nuns. They gave up everything anyway. They like knitting for fine then I gonNA. Miss a sandwich. Don't you guys got oatmeal or whatever while I do appreciate roasting? Agree to your offer if I do not bring him back I. Do not eat tonight. Are you like backing up from him like what's going on? Yeah, just kind of like. Standing off back enough from him. Okay, well, he he is, he's getting to. To sort of. Ping speed a little bit. He's got stubby legs but they're. They're picking up speed a little bit, and he's like eight on. Stop running away. You know if you don't run. This isn't going to be hard. I got yeah here, but. Should they? Run towards the nearest alleyway. Alley is a dead end except that there is a. Like a pipe. In the wall that you could. Maybe you crawl through but to get to the construction site. It's the beginning of my urban x four Asian Fascination I. Take the pipe. Trying to squeeze the here. In he, he he, he does see you like can't quite. Sit in there. You! Can't. Yeah Yeah. Yeah but. You some and he. He's like well. You can't stay in there forever. Kinship and This construction site I can, I can take all the brakes I one. Hey you be. Watching pick on somebody your own size banana breath. And he turns to look at you and as he turns, he gets hit in the face with a ball pene hammer. Sees Man oh my. Oh. This. This knocks him the F. out like He. He sort of does like a cart. It makes them cartoon sound effects, and then there are some birds tweeting around this guy. And he like. Falls down. Like Tin I and the is just out. Mario runs up to the pipe. Luigi you okay in the. You know, my name. Or the same often inch dummy. There's not too many of us around. You. You're kid. Mustache that you is one of the adults. I was unfortunate to grow this mustache in the second grade. Cool. I I appreciate the sentiment on that. Come on, get out of the pipe. Get outta here. Alright. Let's go get the we got. We got the punch card from the. From the nuns, we're going to get us some free ships. Owing free subsidize that so much better than opium. Belly doom. You'll but yes, you have just good. I mean substance subs. Let's go. was that. was was that when you decided? Yet hit damage. I knew it he had my back. Detriment I decided you was my brother. Somebody had to look after the little guy. They might as well have been me. Something must be done. Virtually! Please I could go not important nobody. Is Not worth wasting your life for child. Your life is as precious as. What about there's enough? The elders reject your proposal except this in return to your work. Porsche, You remember. Being. X years old, maybe like three like. You've clung to this memory for much of your life. But, for some reason, it is now more vivid than ever. you are playing in a courtyard with Mario Luigi and Yoshi. In your memory, you now realize that this courtyard is the castle. What what are you guys playing? three-year-old Mario Luigi Yoshi imports playing playing. Hide and seek. Mostly playing WHO's it though? I WANNA. Know that thing. It's probably Mario. The, oldest. I'm the oldest in the fastest on the strongest. Luigi and Porsche and maybe. Louisiana Porsche. Where would you hide? Hiding behind the tree. To shelvin this. I I'm sure there is. Would you hide with Yoshi? Or would you try to get yours? You go hide somewhere on his own. I tried, but he just wanted to stay with me so. We're hiding behind a tree together. Is. Play for a long time. You're pretty good at it. You're pretty good at hiding and you're pretty good at finding. And as the day wears on and like. Sunset proteins. Some adults so up. You've you kind of know in your memory that they must be your parents? But in your memories, they aren't really anything more than like legs and feet. Won't bump on wall, WAMPOA. That, going on. Mar Luigi are very vivid, but these these pairs of legs and feet. And then you remember more pairs of legs. And feet. Appearing behind Mario and Luigi. Lifting them into the air. And this is a moment that you not really remembered until now. About these other. These other adults coming and taking them. To other places. You're not my real brothers. You don't have the same parents certainly. You maybe just being neighbours. But does that change how you feel about them? Now it does not. I real brothers. The vividness of this memory ends, and now they're flashes of fire and noise, and the feet and legs shuffling quickly around you. You remember Yoshi tossing you on his back. You remember falling and Yosi. Not Noticing. You remember crying for hours until A. Relieved-looking Yoshi finds you again. And then you wake up to find the same face. Yours. and. As, you regained consciousness. He is elated and he licks your face. Yoshi I'm so glad to see you. It's dark around you. But there does seem to be some local light in the form some. Nearby luminescent plant life. She real. He. He kind of backs up a little bit. As as he does. You look around and you realize that there are. You're surrounded. that. You're surrounded by many creatures like Yoshi. What color is Yoshi? Is that true density, or are you just letting Alex like run over you? Okay. There are these creatures are like different colors? There's like bright colors. And another thing is that. They were. And size. They're pretty big and fierce. So Yo. She seems happy. He doesn't seem upset. Now. Everything seems fine. She's GonNa. Stand up and look around and. As you, stand up, you realize that there is sand underneath your feet. You've not ever really felt sand ever. But you know what it is, and so you kind of figure that that's what this must be. And you realize that you're on an island. And it's of course you're used to everything being dark of being night all the time. You can see the city in the distance. The lights from the city in the distance. ooh! She did you bring me? Did you save me. Yoshi she's to. Kneel down and give him a big hug. These your family. Yeshi. How High Everyone Your she. As you look towards the city. You hear like a loud boom, and you see the lights of the city. Begin to flicker out. Yoshi thank you so much for for bringing me to safety, but we have to go back and help my brothers. We have to go back and help Mario and Luigi. As you say this. Yoshi jumps on the back of one of the largest creatures. purple one. She. Is Not. It's not votes because. I almost said that Yoshi was purple. This'll be. This is the purpose. Okay May I? I just nodded even though no one can see me. Because I got into. UC knives. She hops on it there. Hey. This is the break. Normally, we do a little housekeeping talk about our own a lot like discordant pantheon and stuff, but we decided that Maybe, this was not a good time to do that and we should dedicate spray to doing something else. A lot of times. We kind of decide to like. Not comment unlike stressful current events like when the everyone when everyone got that delicious candy that was so delicious that everyone had to like. Stay six feet away from each other, or they wouldn't have the candy anymore. yeah, we kind of made a decision as a group that we just weren't even going to mention it which I would just sort of broke that rule. but that was because we didn't really have like a personal responsibility to address it. and like honestly being escape was probably a good thing, and so we just said we're not gonNA say anything. We're not gonNA. Say anything about going to like. It's happening as a podcast. But we kind of decided though that. We do have a personal responsibility to just We just want to say officially like as a group. That, we stand with the black lives matter movement. Agree Yeah lack. and. we support the protests, and I think I even want to go as far as to say well I, do at least when it goes far as to say that like. There is a very real problems, but the institution of police in America. And That's becoming a it's. It's always been true, but it's becoming more and more obvious. And we support. Like efforts of protesters to make this a very real change. Big Real, change happen Anyone else helping out here when else got to have run out of speech here, but anyone else getting? No, I think you said it pretty much. Like like. People are hurting right now. There's not there's not really anything else for us to say. Listen to black leaders listen to the people around. You what they have saying. We're maybe not see. To say other than we support and we're listening. Yeah absolutely I mean of edge of white people here but yeah, definitely you know black lives, matter in listen to listen to the black leaders like. Unless, he said. Listen to stories and don't shut yourself off to it because it's so easy to just. Close Your eyes and your ears and Pretend that this doesn't affect me. It doesn't bother me, I. I shouldn't have to worry about this, but it does. It affects everyone. And if it doesn't affect you personally, then, maybe think about is this. My privilege is as my privilege that this doesn't affect me personally, and if it is then you know, think think about that and listen to the people who it does affect their lives every single day and listen to their experiences. Yeah, so that's really only wanted to say on that. Hope you enjoy the rest of the episode though I will say our next episode will be on. The twenty four, th, that will be our finale. we just got done recording elite pretty cool. So. If you're a protester please be safe out there. but I mean do what you gotTa. Do of course. and. We're thinking about you. Mike. Mike is. Luigi. Yes. You Awaken. Well well, you kind of like come back into consciousness. And you see that Gino and daisy are both trying to shake you awake. Two of your favorite people. Who are you a? At least two people who you happiest to see? Do. I do I. NOPE NOPE I've known about shame. All right. They both look relieved. It's hard to see relief on Gino's face, but you know he's got the body language down and He kind of like. A part of this relief he puts A. Gentle hand on your shoulder. Oh Kanye, our buddy! And he goes. I've actually gotten pretty good at that. In busy gives you a hug and see says we were really worried. Where him I which going on, let's see I remember said. Looking up at thousands, pig, but And And a daisy says yes, things are incomplete disarray. It's it's been a couple hours since you fellow the airship. You Got Gino to thank for catching you. He's A. He's a figured out new trick. You want to show him and. You like kind of turns around Your you realize that you're in. The Vanilla Dome Hideout. In Gino. points his arm. Like a window and A. Like pointers are at a window and it shoots off his arm like a rocket and you can see that there's like a like a cable attached to the arm. And then he like reels it back in, and he goes. Yeah, so the they'll come in handy I think. Oh, my Gosh, thank you so much. He show good to see you. Gino I owe you my life by yeah, no problem. No problem also realized in attendance. Here is pauline rose, Alina. Towed debt and guy a toad looks a little better. Enough any marathons, but he's like up in about. He's like. Yeah. He's like yeah. Yeah that's something to. Smile about at least a guest. and. Pauline shakes her head and she says you're the only one we found. I. I don't know what happened to the other two. Things are. In complete disarray right now, though Bowser has the whole city down on military, enforce lockdown. and well, there's another problem to. Yet another problem. Rosalyn that you want to explain this, she says yeah. The FANGIO's Fanta, guys that. You don't care for that. Know used to be the key horrors. The key hoarder guys. Yeah, well. It turns out that their army commissioned by browser. And, they might be used for an invasion of your world. Any invasion. Oh! Do they even know what we've got here. We can't gunge buddy. Like. We got military's thinking he. Says, Luigi Look, and you can see the like Vanilla Dome from this room. You're in, and you can see it like a giant hole in the side of the dome. and. He says they're all capable of Van. Capable capable of Got Blast jobs like you yeah. Yeah and based on what we've seen just in the past few hours of the city in Hossan. Ballard could be movies timetable up and. We need to do something about it. All Right? I change I. Okay? Everybody listen up. We gotta do. We gotTa Find Mario. We gotTA. Find Porsche. We gotTA. We gotta find. We gotta back to the pipe I'm guessing they're if they're planning on invading earth. They know the way back shall. We gotTA FIND HIM BEFORE AU Great News Pauline says. Yes I. I think time is of the essence, and I think you need to have faith that your siblings are safe and are. Making their own plans to help when we need to get to subcontract soon as possible. Do you think you can get us back inside? Yeah I think I can do that. Hey, a tone. He's still got your texts he. Goes. As to guy by taxi. And they you leave Raw Zelina with guy, an pauline once more and then towed toe debt, daisy Louisi- and Gino Cram into the taxi. Feel a little room here in you know. And then Togo's. Would you say that there is mushroom in here you? Give. Mario. Yeah. Your eyes flutter open flood flood. You feel win rushing past door. Luxurious Mustache. YEA, passenger luxurious months how you can tell which way the wind is blowing, usually and this way time the wind is blowing up up. Yes which doesn't make sense, and then you realize that the wind isn't blowing up just blowing down. And as you look around, you've lost track of your siblings but bowser tumbling towards the ground. emit air a few. Meters away from you and you are high above the city falling through the air. What do you do you bum? You've Dubna Saul. He goes. No No, no, I just. I'm a I'm a I'm I don't think you understand. This new body is why you gotTa Sprout Wings. Now Wolf Nevada with take a pretty good now you know with a hammer few terms. Have trying to hit you in the hamlet again. Let's let's do An. I'll intuition. Out of it! Well this is your initiative, but I i. know that. Well I. I realize I need to say that, but just in case you all the ten. Well. Aren't you? Jack tastic while I got to days, so that's pretty good. You, get the dump on him then. so go ahead and do an attack I. Don't I. Don't I don't think there are really like mechanics for mid air combat I am I close to him. I if you're in mid Air I'm, GonNa say you're GONNA have to spend an action to try to like. Air Swim toward him. Trying to swim toward him. And that I'm GonNa hit him. Hit Him with with. My, Hammer All right. do your attack seventeen it. Doesn't. Do anything it just it just like hits them like bounces off of his scaly hide. Goes. Work and he he. Grabs you with his Hand with like giant that you like fit inside and like you've really. You're getting like a good up closely now, but this like. Like orange, SCALY MONSTER! He's become. Like every time he talks like every word of mouth like a little little fire, like flickers out of his mouth. It's like always glowing and he goes. You know what I'll just take care of or even the ground this fight. It's going to be just like I locked my eggs. Running. And he goes. No, ooh! That's That's kind of insulting. I would I would think. And he's going to. He's I'll say he spent one action to grab you. And now he's GonNa like charge up a flame attack, and so it's your turn again. I am going to try to hit him with my hammer. Where how? I'm going to try to hit him square in the mouth. With Am. I'm having this. Guy's had a jab it in there. I'm also going to use some luck. Making this melee attacks so much. As a like. A Jillette make it like enjoyed contest here if you if you're trying to prop his mouth over with his hammer. Okay. I'm not really propping it just kind of like stuffing it in there to like. Stop it up. Okay we'll. We'll strength contact them at twelve. Well. He beats that. Yeah probably handily. Yeah, so he like Bite Bites your. Your hammer like in half it just like choose it up and swallows it and then Kinda like laughs at you. Is like what are I guess I thought this was some kind of magic hammer, but That was the point all hammer toolbox. Father's Hammer. You Lazy Listen. what do you? What do you do? I don't know. But I'm steaming mad. and. I have a mushroom. I'm GONNA eat that mushroom okay. So and Wendy six to all strength based roles, and you get all your HP back. I'll let you have more action here. when my ham has gone. Not Good. you know what? I am going to punch him. That would be a strength I would suppose. I'm going to add another luck tied to it. Seventeen I went out of luck so I get the real world the six something. Real that there. plus more twenty one. You. You hit him. You will where where do you punch him? How do you punch? I to sell them across the job. Yeah we'll, we'll say you get lucky. He actually polls you close through its face. Just are like really toast a marshmallow. And you do this and like right is your fist connects like suddenly like he slammed. You, he releases you from your hand and he goes like tumbling in A. Different direction from you. Like you're you're like shocked at your own strength. And then suddenly something streaks through the air and catches you before you hit the ground and you see Bowser, like fall, and like crash into the top of his castle. And you are. You're streaking through the air like and like faster than you've ever felt in your life. Oh! and. You weighing on the ground. Thanks for the assists pal. I want to try to look at my savior and as you look up. A shining figure with blonde hair, a pink pants pantsuit extends her hand toward him. And she has a beautiful like like subtle Mona Lisa Smile. Of. Course you're safe now. About the the thank you. You're welcome I by the way. A peach. Pleasure depends, but I think some of my friends have been looking for. You Ms Peach. I have been gone for a long time. You ask remind the standing you have yes. You think I knew that. What's your name? my my name, my name. What is my name? I quick turn around and I check my underwear real quick. Mario my name's Mario Mario Mario. Mario it's nice to meet you Mario a wonderful to meet you miss a peach. Pleasure is all mine. That, clearly all on the side of the table That will thanks for the help that I can't believe you could just swooped in there in. Plucked me from the jaws of death. I couldn't let you fall. Mario. Tell me what's been going on. Who I don't have all the details, but I'll do the best I can. We got sucked here. Through a giant green pipe, we woke up in a a roomful of mannequin men that wanted to kill us. We escaped. Got Hit by a fly in total who gave us a note to find p. We We went to a Bah toadstools before we the dad, then we went to a bar. We found a long lost sister princesses. Princesses, yes, there was a daisy. Rose Alina. Pamela! And Up nope a porsche. I, think I dreamed about them. You think I know those names? They been dry enough to to save you a rescue from from old lizard breath. That just flew that direction. BASSA. That's the one he's. He's the guy and I guess we succeeded. I don't know. We haven't succeeded yet. Mario, are you okay? Are you heard? I'm fine. My my hammer's got broken but I could buy a new Hamma. We'll get you a new one. The lights in the city flicker out. Did you hit the lights which? I think I am the light switch. Off You can stay here if you want, but I have to go fight. I have to say my kingdom. There's no point me. Stay in I, might as well go with you all right awesome. Let's go. Let's go let's. Save the day.

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The Gaming Tadpole (Mortal Choices)

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The Gaming Tadpole (Mortal Choices)

"You know is on jeeze. Cat-hater gaming paul Months ago. Or whatever myers says i don't i don't know sometimes when i was a little kid i heard it was. Let's go. i was supermarkets. Yeah yeah this. When i was a little kid it sounded like months ago. For some reason. I thought it was mexico for the longest. Ra mario kooks mexico. You know what there was. Actually a mario would there. There's been this whole community of people who made mods for super mario sixty four and which is cool. Some of them are really awesome. Like the superstar route which is almost like a sequel in meyer. Sixty four a whole new game. Just a fan made levels at based around supermarket Some of them are like inspired by later. Games came out. After like super mario sunshine or even super mario world. It's i mean it's really cool when moderates can do i mean some them put lots of great work to obey one. Modern made a game called while luigi tacos stan which is in turn in terms of Yeah towards mario sixty four do simulation where you play as luigi and you're trying to sell tacos to everybody Every popular character in the mushroom kingdom. And you have to gather gideon. You actually get a cartridge for like you can download the add on them. You layer or people have a cartridge an n sixty four cartridge Louise tucker stan. They can get on at zero Someone actually in the game you get to salt offense in that interesting and so you play as while the wage. You're there in this talker stand. Each basically each customer is like a different enemy or character from the mirena numbers like goumba or a coupon or when those spider enemies in the water levels like Everybody in i think even a thump it becomes a customer to but anyway they tell you this is what i wanted my tacos go good so while we g goes through these levels were he finds ingredients by killing random enemies. Like you stomp on goumba. You get you can. It's a tag image of me though. Like not not actual. Yeah yeah. Some reason goumas. They're holding in it taco ingredients or maybe you find one entry. Yeah that's how it is. But i mean people get experimental on thursday. Even a mario sixty four donkey. Dokie game that i played one time got it was fricken disturbing okay but this this yeah no. It's real. i have the cartridge for two i. There wasn't that's a lot that's nice. Okay well this is not about that. This is about the new super. Mario game came out switch. While isn't new. It's just a re release super. Mario three d world from the we you but added with another game called bouncers fury and i played i played. Beat both basil's fury in super mario three d world super seducer three. While things to say you. Actually i've i've kind of gotten the rundown be repeated again. He got dark. You guys know what we're doing here. We know we. Now join. But i after this mess. No message after these messages will be right back. I mean i was actually going to work mario. I like the mario's whatever shows up. And he shows up in any sort of way. I'm like sign me out. 'cause nintendo has a lot of fun messing around with the mario formula and trying new things with mario games. You could say y'all. I'm sick of mario games. No more mario. You're that person. I don't wanna know you because i am not sticking. Give me all the mario. Gimme infinite mario. All the marianas are good. I mean i haven't played the mars. Obviously i mean considering. I don't play new things but yes. All of them are games that i've played. I have definitely enjoyed. And i pretty sure said here. But super mario sunshine was the first game that i finished without the help of my brother. Elder brother and i was very proud of that Has a special place. My heart jassem exceed four does what it is. I'm one of the p with super. Mario three d world. It's one of the at least less popular. Murray games because one. It was on the wheel in the wheel not a bloods nintendo console too. I think people were just not on board with the idea of the game. Which with super mario three d world. You have a three d. Mario that works. In the rule. Set of the two d mario games were instead of having each of these mini sandbox Exploring levels you have to get to the exit you do have a time limit and there's checkpoints and yeah you don't have a health system instead every time we get head you lose the power up then the ahead again you turn these small mario luigi or whoever you're playing as you get warmer time you're done it's that type of old school. Two d mario but in three planes semi three d linear am. I remember really liking the game. But yeah i did not think it was as good as super mario galaxy or the new or with Mario odyssey but having the play it again. Now on the tennessee switch bundled with what is an expansion. I mean when people looked at the trailer. They're like oh brand new. Mario game packers with another mario game. It's an expansion. It's i mean when you play bows fury. They're raising so many assets from three world and even obstacles leading view go from mercury world of this relate. Okay this is. I mean it's a very interesting standalone expansion but it's definitely expensive to the original game. It's not entire game of its own but gun back and do it. You know. I am one of two d mario almost as much as three d mario and having game that mixes those two together. I mean i always enjoyed playing again. I have more of a fondness for it than i did before. I think for wyan It's just got a such an awesome level design. I mean that's something. Mario games have been so great at is just the levels does how they design the different challenges. The different puzzles to solve an how this game works to being bad halfway. Mix of two d and three eighty. It's very playful. I mean it's super colorful. There is many different pass to take in order to get to the egg. Said encourages you for all of them. In order to find the green stars which the green stars are your main source of collectibles began on green stars. Then you can access later levels and so on so forth. But i mean the ultimate thing is to get to the the classic mario flag at the end. What the castle on. And all that the flagpole where the super mario three d world they also introduce a power. That's been a fan favorite regardless of people really loved super mario thirty world they really enjoy that cat power up. And that's why. Super mario three d world also created. Is this ability. Where mario luigi. Peach or towed. They dress up as a cat and they can climb on walls get to higher places. Do illo scratch attack. And every time they get to the level of margaret goes now they. They're like little cuteness to it. I loved that flower. You i know i know. It's i mean sugar me motorway in an interview. He's mentioned when making this game he loved. Cats is like you're always wanted a power in. Mario where you dress up as a cat and you and he made it works in game now. You got all the other more known power ups from the mario games lake the the squirrel. Not the scroll. What was the one with the iraqi iraqi It's from super. Mario brothers three. It's not a wreck entail. Yeah the raccoon tail twitter thing. I can say what's wrecking. Is it like a different animal. Now it's the same thing with the brown. Furry suit yeah. It's it's an animal. That's my learned last year. At least our is the fire flower on the hammer. Bros. and a couple of others by own am the mass of super mushroom from the new super. Meyer brothers game. So it's a variety. The different power play with when he gets hd levels in a variety of it taking place in the snow to onto mansion they. See i. i think somebody else's named tannoudji ten nukii suits you. Why the way when we joked about when we talked about our apis gabe win in petah getting upset about you capturing incident monkeys. Just wanna hang out and have fun while pita actually went after mario for the two new key sued because they know peter actually was upset with mario at one point did utah. Whites it no. Yeah they a yeah. We don't like it. That mario skin eight of samedi. No that was then their words. They are still around so we know how that argument went actually meant that he made with any animals. Yeah no pitas crazy. I mean there mean i. I met some people who work with pita. And they're great people but the organization itself it takes energy out on video games and usually very harmless video games so they yeah they were mad at super mario brothers three for two new ginsu so i bet they were probably mad at mario greedy world for the two new cgi soup plus the cats of it probably heard you skin. The cats out matt mario. You're going down by the way all those pixels all was was sorry. None of them complain about you. Stomping on turtles or any light there. That's why i get with pitas complain about Brothers three but any era. It's mario it's fine. I mean you play. You played a margaret game. You know what. I play this. I shouldn't have to tell you how to play mar. Mario game you're really. You need to know how to play. Super mario three d world. Are you kidding me. You know what this game is. It's a platform. You jump as mario him jump on goumas and all these other weird creatures. I don't know what the heck they're called. You kill enemies you go to secrets you punch balancer and save the day and all that well i mean again working at the same way of classic super mario brothers ye of each of these worlds nat the end of it. You have a castle in that castle presents itself for the big boss end that includes either bazzars children of the call. I don't know why we called him bothers children. But you know bazzar junior in in friends And then occasionally some other creative boss fights they throw at you. There's also some other challenges levels like playing as captain toad which inspire Its own we. You and switch game later on. Kevin toads treasure tracker and. It's these special levels. Were it plays out. S- purely puzzle and you have this box to move around and guy and captain terror to get all the all. The stars alerts a lot of things they experiment with. It's a lot of. there's hardly any levels in this game. I thought were boring There's a few times or they just recycle. A boss laid to add onto the length of the game. But outside of that i was consistently having fun with it. Even though i was playing by myself. This is a co-op game rican plant to four people. I have not done that. And there's even online play. I tried connecting. And i got disconnected. So that's all. I can say about the online play for super mario three d world. Some people may have had a better time but for me out of different internet near the snowstorm. So again i don't. I i probably hit the wrong time to try to play super mario three d world online. Now as far as the other game bed was bundled with blazers fury. As i said reusing a lot of assets sorts not terribly different from super mario three d world but it isn't a way where it's instead of being the straightforward level to level. Light the old old school super. Mario brothers it does play out more like a three d mario adventure game where you're going through different islands and collecting odds cats sprites and i mentioned why we talked about the trailer. Like this reminds super mario sunshine. They make a lot of references to super mario sunshine on this. 'cause mario mario falls through painting or like one of those little gook things from super mario sunshine and it turns out the plot of this is that you have to help bowser junior save bowser. It's an interesting turin. Instead of saving princess peach or any of the fairies or whatever. You're saving bowser us from himself sounds interesting yeah. He turns giving him from himself while he turns into giga bazzar and he's controlled by the goop. The whatever it's called and super mario sunshine's covered in any turns into like hell demon at type about. He looks cool. I'll tell you this gigabytes her in bows fury. Looks way cooler than the old giga bowser like. The old giga bouncer looks like your granddad trying out for to be in a punk rock band. But this giga bowser he looks like a boss fight in doom. Yeah he yeah we look at look at it. He just looks cool. And the full twists with. This is that it goes by day-night cycle and every time it's at nights. Giga bowser awakens and makes year experience of going through these islands. Much more difficult because then fireballs start raining from the sky. Different platforms start shaping and it becomes a whole different thing when you're trying to get this cat's right and then dart at nighttime and everything gets crazier now. There are ways to also defend yourself to you. Get more cats sprites. You can actually weaken giga bowser. Next time you fight him and enough cats flights while also unlocking the other thing that this game or this expansion introduces giger cat. Mario i was able to watch someone. leaks affected when you turn into the You have to get the thing and then it was like beating this ball into the back of some kind of car. That browser was throwing far. From and i was just it was cute beacon only really do it well or easier with the cat suit all visit the door. Oh you're you're talking about the main. You're talking about super mario three d rogues that was Boss late where he was on the back of a car throwing now the ambassadors fury gig bows to the whole time so instead it's like a kaija match a kiss. Yeah you're a giant Your giant mario in a cat suit in And by the way a catsuit that looks like goku when he goes super sing. 'cause the the cat hair spikes up and how old any goes meow so eh It's actually a really epic boss battle. Aware you're having actually pick up large pieces of terrain from the ground and throw it at bowser the weakened and flip him on his back so you can do a ground pound each time you fight. 'em he actually introduces new abilities for you. To try to dodge. It's a cool though. Elemental introduced to a mario game. In fact when i played house like i don't need that godzilla vs king kong movie. I got this right here. Yes in sales Someone kaija says. I only recall certain another movie. That was not a card. You kind you. Is those big japanese monsters fighting each other like godzilla king. Cadore all that stuff. But this is yeah. Mario in bazargan ad in there is some other caregivers pure to like ever got what the character is introduced in super mario galaxy by you see him in later games as well Of looks like yoshi man. I forgot his name. But he appears as your travel traveling companion from one island to another spread out through different wa or lance of water and he got even these smaller ida islands that have many challenges on them and again just like the ritual. I mean the main game. It's a lot of fine even though it is recycling. So many things you've seen from mario games before to the point where i mean. How many times could you fight the same boss phosphates. You've had a i mean from the original game. I mean the only boss battle as exciting in. This is giga bowser. The other ones where you're fighting the kupa kids again. I mean they're throwing the same attacks that you read those and the main game. Just there's maybe another extra obstacle added and there was some other things too like chase the bunny that Won the classic things from super mario sixty four and in galaxy in also osceola while i mean some of these missions. They're just same old same old but the more exciting ones are when you're actually traveling you're actually going through the different platforming challenges from these different islands to get the young or you're having a fine. The keyed open near this chester. This cade so you can get answer. The cats fight won the challenge. Evolves you exploring the island. That's the one. I just really am event but are yeah when it's some of these extra things i mean. I don't hate it dislike ya. What ever but what these both both these games have in common is once you beat it and this is what. I really love about nintendo. Today is that they want you to keep playing. Their games is after. I'd beat both of those games. They introduced me more levels to play after completing at and that for all those people who hate wake. The recent meyer games are one those leg old school elite. Mario fans like my brother for example. Who hates mario galaxy for. No reason and mario odyssey just because of this new different than yeah. I mean i guess you all like this. But i'm usually not a fan of when nintendo tries to resell old games for sixty bucks. Gazelle say one. The worst things about this is that they don't add any sort of re master difference additions to super mario three world other than hey you can play online but adding that game and then this other game. That took me almost ten hours to just be. I mean you're getting a lot over sixty bucks. Yeah i mean. It's an eight ten. It's a great mario game. It's not flawless by. I had fun in dump smile. My face it also runs very well if you were to play on hand held or runs on sixty frames per second which is awesome. Unlike louis the mario anniversary three children were if you were to play super. Mario sixty four around hand held would run at thirty frames per second for some reason. Yeah i i will stand by my opinion. That game is were sixty bucks but this right here. yeah. I think this is worth full sixty. Especially if you're one of the people who never had we you and never got a chance to play super three d world. This is probably the best way to play to have this. And then another just extra hours of mario on top. It'll be another game that i get one against. It's worth it. I mean you mentioned that you actually have people over the play games like this would be an wait. Don't you have like cousins or like people lie nieces a nephew. You could play this. Let them. This'll be an awesome party game. Super mario three d world did play the game in coop before. That's a lot of fun. They're i mean they're they're all under ten and eight eight okay so it's easy for everyone. Hey anyways that's the whole civil bunny rabbit trail me alone. I'll i'll say my my niece. Who is three. She is still way too young to play. Video games actually did try to have her play this game and she spend the whole time. Just jumping off the edge losing all of my lives and Going out darts. Oh after i got a game over. She's like i wanna play gam- i'm like no thank you. Bye bye now. Yeah she she also understand their games yet but yet it's a halt saying like no you have to use both your hands. You can't just like it now with us this like it's Yeah maybe prisoner surfer ages. She just hasn't really grasp but video games. I mean though it's like. I don't think i'll say Or something now on something. That was not very early. Craig do you have something to say about murder or what i just talked about. It all sounded really interesting in any kept off our sponsors fury. Which is what i was curious about in kind of. Sounds like it's just a remix of mario. Three d world For sixty dollars for me. I mean i don't know. I'm not going to grab it but always wait for a little bit of a sale for most of the mario games. Can i spend most of my time on playstation. Unfortunately but it did look like a really fun. Game while i mean. That's the thing as the bowser fury for the most part doesn't have anything that is new to the mario for well l. Say one thing. Is the day night cycle that now 'cause that was also not easy never mind. I'll say there. There are some tweaks that they've added. I thought were really cool. Like you can actually have an inventory system of power ups whereas matt bout for the longest time mario games would have us one power up but in this game you actually get to use the all the power ups. The new gets a slot Between each each one on the fly. And i thought that was really cool. You're not tied to a specific power up and they also got rid of lives or viewed diana's restart at check point. Which is it's interesting. But yeah i mean it's just it's a collection of things that people really loved about three mario platform in tonight. I mean there's nothing wrong with that. I don't think this is the next big three mario game. You would probably have to wait for the super. Mario c. Two which i hear that as a game they are working on anyway. I'm the something that is not. I had a press contact for those get like. I had press like a big fuss email. Hyping me up for super seducer. Three the final seduction. And it's like okay our eight. So i got a professional email about this game in. It must be that important. And i look on steam. The first two games have a very positive rating. Okay people people like this. Maybe maybe it's the kfc dating some game. Because that's what the says. this is a dating simulator. But then i looked at the steam store paves. The question is did i get a review key. I did ask for a rookie for those game. Did i end up getting one. No one of the reasons is because steam banda steam right. I was about to release steam. Said no you're not putting this on our platform and they they listed that the new the sexual themes are way too much for for steam. We do not want any this anywhere near platform. Keep in mind honeypot. Twos of gay but super are one two or fine right not three. Okay though. don't and i'll get to. Why actually agree with steam. The other the other thing is that i don't. I don't think the the the developer actually really wind me to get a free review because in his list of improvements key feature this is key features for super serious three. We paid extension amount of time not to listen to reviewers critics influencers or any random person on the internet. No the buyers matter. And i looked at that like why it's so now yet to ask the question. What is the game. Besides being a dating sim to the guy who made the game. This is actually a dating educational game crusher mark because the first game as subtitle dating tipster dating advice or something like that. So this game is trying to teach you howard. You approach woman but let me tell you this. There are some people who actually got to re gotten to play the game. They had free pass or they were favorably selected by the developer. So you can actually find footage of the game on you too. And i wouldn't even call it a game. It's more of a series of movies and clips and then it will stop to say okay. What you do before we enter this scenario and there's like four or five answers and it's not even player choice either. You actually have to pick the right answer so the game is telling you. There's only one way to go about this and here. Here's the thing is if you succeed though you get the right answer how you should approach a woman. In this scenario you get stocker points. Which i know realities like what's my stress face by the way in between scenes of these of this dating advice. You're actually get almost like a ted talk from the guy who made those game. it's like. He's teaching an it. Class except birds about Due date women in what techniques. Whatever and he's got a bunch of naked woman behind him to know like he brought this like he's making a professional like romantic interaction. Tight tight class accepts. No because it is so so missile mean it's so disingenuous that so sexist. It's also racist. The racist part is that this guy really thinks there's only one type of what he deems as a beautiful woman there are always blind. They're always white. They have to have big breasts and big butts and they have. They have to be a sweating a lot. And you know this is this is in. I didn't know how old i can. By the way the guy who made this is like the main character to the crater. The game who is also the main protagonists in writer in everything. He looks like a cross between tommy was oh and in a jared leto serve. Don't know what that first one is. Okay while i'm telling you when you look at them you're like no. This is the guy that anyone should be not just because of his behavior. But if you're going to judge by. Luck's if that's our gonna do it do this. No no sir. You not on people's magazine here. It's the final magazine magazine. That's now so. And the other weird thing is that he hires twitch streamers to be these girls that he seduces in the game and these female twit streamers would later come back to say. 'cause people actually asked them a question. Yeah what do you think about working with. The guy is like i was in the nervous laughter. It was fine you datum no. He's not my type l like well. Oh my gosh. it's so in keeping all this a minor already. I can see why steamed said no. We're gonna stop. We've we've supported you in support this thing that you created no more now. Does that mean that the game is just done or do you think it'd be posted to another source like epic or any other video game outlet zone out there. So what happened. Has he brought up an update. And the thing is if your game is rejected by st in the worst thing you can do is to talk so much about steam. Like that's going to change their mind to put your game on the platform. And that's what he did. He ebeid along rans about how much steam suck for. Not langham has game release and the is like. Hey don't worry. It's going release on steam. We don't know when but we'll let you know. I'm like okay. When you bad mouth. The studio they all you a release of the game so this guy is crazy too. I mean more so if you even look as history when the first game came out. I found this out. He actually went after youtubers who criticizes game and try to take down their videos. So let's is nine a good person and he took that because the video seat tried to take down as when they sudden when those these youtubers sudden the video. Here's how you here's how you data woman just be yourself and the woman who's gonna find your tractors the person's gonna like you for you. And he is like that is pathetic advice. A oh my gosh. This dude is craig. He does not need to be And that's why. I feel to call this a game. I don't even know what the says. This person is not happy relationship. Okay i mean mary and the anyways but then i ask the question. The first two games get a very positive rating. If that's what this series is about. I mean i guess it was less detail than all these things you're talking about says she's getcha sketch of the first two games. And that's what they're about to. It's all about it's all about Basically belittling women. The game really thinks that women are dominated. Just think about being talked down to a enters being objectified and everything. And i mean there are one out there. They're kinky they liked the the freaky dvd's but not every girl is like that. And plus i think for those who are into kink i mean they still have boundaries and this is a guy who crosses all i mean. You don't even have to watch the trailer. This is the first emma g. see when you look super studious. Or three is a woman in the gem bending over you see her bunch on my okay. This is how you sell. The game is that that's it. All right i mean hey. People like honey pop side. I don't know. I don't even wanna know okay. Yeah so what if it's possible. That soocer one in two may have been heavily edited. We don't know that what he originally gave them as the same package that was released so maybe he thought after one and two i can make i can push bounds now. The let me be free. They said nah. And i don't know. I just think it's wrong the major And have it seemed like education to to have him come up in look like he is a professor in a college. Telling you about how you know how women think at ally now not a whole woman. Think the same that this is a kind of wrong to that. I mean i if one thing to talk show on me i am. I've taught credit bad. But one thing i will give it day. I mean it. It brought attention to in issue that i think needs to be solved or at least addressed here. Events black woman being viewed as as less attractive or less desirable. And that's what i was seeing in this game. Were like every single woman tries to head on and tries to flirt and tries to do things with all of them are white. all of them are blond-haired and all of them are at a specific height and weight. And it's creepy. How does how is so specific about that. This guy looks like he's kind of like harvey weinstein. If i i don't know it's i. I think if you were to buy these games. You need your buckets. Your this guy doesn't need any money. Anyway it's all right. Don't do not work via scratchiness misogyny and all that kind of deal all right. The rent's is okay. Super seducers on tenor switch edited down. I'm gonna go the idea. There edited down. No it is such. Is it going to run. On the switches everything it'd be highly pixellated blur for the necessary blur. I'm sure that makes sense rightful yard now. I this was that a wednesday in. I had my car with me reality. Not so she missed half of it by if you're like in splatoon. Yeah yeah. I will say there are some things that i thought. Were really exciting for those. The ones that stood out to me the most well. I'll tell you. I really have to give props japan. In general they are very magid him. I recently started getting into anime again. I've i've officially became a we've dealer as became what the dealer instead of weed. It's we've you know anime carrying selling people. Yeah so i instead of instead of we'd ideal anime. Hey hey watch. Hunter at center weighted international. We've is the person the fan correct. Therefore how are you dealing with you. Here's here's five. Mph academia fans i'll trade. I'll trade my my hero macadamia fans for your demon slayer fans. You got some leaves in your basement. Yeah in the world but the most interesting games out of here. I mean they alive I'm not even saying nintendo. In general i think for me the first game house lake holy crud i was a fan of traveller and they've got this new game our now right now. It's called products some tangles strategy triangle strategy. But it it from what the looks of. It seems like okay. Now it's taking a final fantasy tactics approach. Who are mixed fire. Emblem where you're taking on. You have three different sides to choose from and there's leveling train and again it's that type of style. Words tutti pixels in three plane Beautiful looking game. I've loved octa path traveler. So emilee this lousy. yes for. That had a free demo. Ivan gonna play the free dumber yet but the fact that has a free demo to give feedback so they can fine tune everything at just really. Got me non. I mean it's coming out next year but it's definitely a twenty twenty two game to look forward to now as far as games. Yup yeah triangle strategy. I had saw a report that said that the demo was actually more like alpha. They're going to heavily. Listen to player feedback not only to adjust like you said the strategies and events in the game but even like the the story even the name itself triangle strategy is just a placeholder and they're gonna listen to feedback from what people say that are playing the game right now and then adjust accordingly so the game that will be released Eventually we'll be kinda community created in a way which is awesome. I mean that's a nice dedication to where you come homing the the style and the type of game that you wanna make also based on the people who are interested in playing. That needs to happen more often. I mean that's where we'll just have. Great launches glen i. I mean you can't have that certain level play testing as far as games this year. I mean there was some other games next year looking forward to but if i wanted to go right ahead of about games coming out this year the first wine i mean bravery default to. I'm looking for her. They had a brief low reminder. That game is coming out next week but after that there is a rerelease for game called stub the zombie. Now what's interesting about this. As i've been hearing it so much from watching x. Play is. I grew up watching x. Play in back in the day. They had their top ten favourite games about zombies. And this lasagna there. And it's a it's a lighthearted zombie game about this guy with top or the zombie with a top is like a news. Reporter is something but you want to come back. He wants to infect people but he also wants to buggy and all that it's a super cartoony and silly type almost like destroy all humans in away but it's it looks like it might be a lot of fun. I mean looking ad. I'm all for goofy games and back in the playstation two area. They used to kick come out with so many different weird and crazy type games. It's nice that is fire is gone out there and re-releasing some old classics and then some games. You may or may not have heard of the only thing is what aspire does is. They re released the game. They don't make re master or update the game in a way. And that's the only thing that concerns me because they did so for three of the star. Wars games jedi knight titles then star wars pod racer and i played jedi eye outcasts on switch. And that's still a great game but there are some things i felt like. It would have been nice if they added those to the re released but aspires not really that much. They just bring a game back from the dead re release. it's the public firm relatively cheap price. So it's gonna be interesting seattle's game fares years later now. More people know that it's gonna be coming on the switch but also on the ps four while an probably ps five additionally npc. Now in may the summer half is when you really get down to the types of games that they come on. That's where else again to the games that you're looking forward to riana but in the later half of me they got those game meat topi a- and it's this simulation rpg where you play as different me's that you create enzo yard like building relationships between different knees and you're going on different quests and everything and turn base but then there's also a better Gunther many games and all that this is actually what i believe. A sequel or a remake of a similar game on the three d. s. I think it was also called me. Tokyo or was me something neighbors but i felt conflicted by his one hand. I think would be really cool to go. On and rpg with reopening craig and then later go in crack coconuts and abc parties and disco and everything or do bullying. But yeah. i mean that's what me topi as valued as getting into randomness together. It's not even just rpg during a bunch of silly things together. A builder by relationships. I think there's even yeah see like you create your own character. Is you create your own knees. And they become essential characterists to the story. And also the gameplay and that's a cool idea interesting. I'll do it if i can make the coconut. Sound from monty python holy grail. You might a. It's a game that i wanna see. How is 'cause. I also heard that three d. s. me tokyo game came out with mixed responses. So it's not like. I'm not looking for this. But it's one of those games had people who got fru gift free copies of these games here. What they think and then go Y'all do i wanna pay fifty bucks rose because this'll be fifty dollars. Forty nine ninety nine on may twenty fourth so the next one a dc super girls action adventure game based on the cartoon network show. I think the ideas q. Incident intendo exclusive game two months where you play his back girl and wonder woman all these d. c. female characters and going through almost like an open world environment. I think it might play similar to maybe added the lego star wars games lego star but the lego games or those was those anime beat him up slate naruto or bleacher. What have you. Because the visual style of the game looks casts alert to that i think there was co op too but yeah i'd not been terribly invested in that show. It's probably not for me by think it's cool. Nato is bringing game out like that. And it's that the very first week of june last week of june or the second last week of june is a brand new mario golf game. Mario gulf speed speed and Really does like mario golf might woman to play some golf. We're going to get up on young but not only place some gulf in this when you're playing golf and well it in in a variety of like colorful environments but the other thing they add is there's additional mode called speed golf and this is not like a part of the game this is just another mode of its own. Where nali you're playing golf but you're racing each other to the next ball being the crap out of each other with different power ups collecting coins in going crazy. That sounds like it'd be chaotic fun. And hopefully then even reminds me of the game. Boy mario sports games to the story mountain where you can create your own character. You level up your golf champion and play online. But i enjoy the mario sports games because they get to add a layer of craziness to aspire to make it more fun than men usually is and i like the twist they got here. Also i love that. Bowser is wearing an outfit. That's that's another thing that stood out to be of the trailer. Battles god's sneakers guide a. He's got a gym shorts lake. Oh wow okay. Thousands gang professional here but reality Gulf screw mario tennis. Stop putting my just said. Because i don't really do sport things. That's that's the thing is. I'm not even big fan of sports games either but the difference of nintendo sports games as they don't make it realistic. They did goofy with it. They add so may crazy things. That's why i don't watch the super bowl. I display mariusa strikers. Not the same aren't you. They'll have a mario football soccer. The also i've played strikers. I've rented at game fly that i like soccer. That's well there will be a mario. Don't be mario football game. I i bet you. They'll get to that. They'll get to that. He's gonna freak out with their exclusive man and writes no no now games. That don't have an exact release date that i'm looking now. I'm also looking forward to montana. Rise occurs they let you know that's come down and hug my snap but as far as like new announcements the other big game for me the sightings no more heroes three which is coming out in august. They put out a release date for that. And i finally got to play the first one after all these years and i love no more heroes. Not wait for three. There's this game where you're mercenary agents sent to go to heaven to kill demons and it's done in service bass pace. First person shooter using Car battle system. And i looked at as like wow. This looks crazy but also could be a lot of fun i mean. They end Yachts coming down summer doesn't have exactly stay for. But i'm keeping an eye on them and they announced some remastered collections to they got the ninja guidance children. You can play that on the switzer. June so i mean low nouncement like that to to get to the one that ran loves the most is oh. They came at the end of it. They're like good celta. We don't have any announcements or anything. Save up with a wild to belabor this year we will. This is what we're going to give you. Zelda skyward sword re master coming july sixteenth and. I looked at the trailer for that. It's like okay. I never played skyward sword. I heard that it got great critical reviews. But it's so polarized by the fans like some fans hated. They think it's the word celtic game ever. And then there's some people love it now. Here's what gets me. So i look at the trailer. It's like okay. So they change the controls the where you can play button now. What the original lee release. You had to play motion control the to use the remote in not shock but this game. You're you have the option to either play with the joy cons detached or play button and have designed that way and that's cool. As far as remastered goes. I have no idea what they're talking about his re massar. It's it's still looks like a game that came out on the we ten years ago there are parts of the game that i that was like. Oh yeah this this does not feel like even we you level this. I mean there's a part where when the characters opens their mouth. It's so pixelated what laying. Oh gosh okay. This is got to be fifteen twenty bucks that i go to the shop store fifty nine ninety nine per month zelda skyward sword eight st and i'm like no surf i mean i don't okay i. I'm sure i've said this. But the reason why i'm not haven't gotten the switch yet or like my driving things like i'm going to finish skyward sword which by the way what are you doing. Well as even isn't even my jammed i haven't played it since it was last. Like december no yep november-december was last time. I played it. I could see any race on the anyways fly. I'm still i'm still gonna like. I'm halfway halfway wherever the mining era. Okay i was second fireball area. Which i which wasn't even the tables earth help when i was like. Oh i'm further behind. So there's that but i will not the way i meant the emmett switch. Okay well this is why. I have a problem with it. Being sixty bucks is that it would wanna put in comparison. Let's compare this to say the mass effects legendary addition. Now yes i said before when you look up close to the characters they do look data they look last jim but i did also say you see the shots shotson the ship and all the other things going on it does look like a remastered that they've made some touch stewart. They also said that they overhauled the heck out of the first game and to make a play more like the sequels which is an amazing feat and then another thing is that i mean even add tweaks to the sequels as well like in the third wine where it will be relied on the multiplayer in order for you to have a specific ending. Now a dozen and also you don't have to deal with that lasts ending anymore that the game originally launched with with this all they did is. Hey we changed the controls or you not to use motion controls. And i think there's any like after comp- i have to look at the we version and then the switch and side by side to really see if there's any technical differences. They may cause looking at the trailer. I'm like no. This looks like a game that came ten years ago. there's nothing not any Remastered that. I'm seeing here and it's sixty bucks. Will i think that's where part of their miscommunication really lies. Because we all expected a full re master of skyward sword but notice they don't they didn't actually put remastered on the title says hd so it's the exact same engine are really feel like they didn't go back and change too much that it looks a little bit cleaner to the extent that they can push that engine. But they didn't completely remake you in rebuild it with some of the things like you were saying with mass effect mass effect. They're putting an entire overhaul on one and two just so it runs better as well as making changes to the scenery and the image is stuff like that or here. You're just getting you're just getting the same game again. That's been polished for sixty dollars and for me personally like i'm a huge huge humongous zelda famine. Yeah zelda for life but this sixty dollars for this kind of pissed me off. I thought maybe they were gonna give me another Multi package like they did with the the mario bundle like maybe give us. Ach arena time. Skyward sword and tyler goodson jr twilight princess. Yeah i would pay sixty dollars for that sort. Why packaged together. Twelve princess never had a remastered. All it had like you can get the game on gamecube the we and just the weavers and you have motion controls enabled by them in the nothing else. Nothing when you bring go back to the mario. The mario three anniversary. I also think that game was worth a full sixty dollars because they advertised a feature. They lied about. And that was wide screen for the original soubra sixty four that was not the case and then also have like super mario sixty for a really do but playing that game again there are so many things about it felt like would have been changed or could have been changed and could easily been changed with the remastered that they didn't do and also the baffling thing of playing super. Mario sixty four. I'm a hand held mode in having it run thirty frames per seconds like the switch cannot for some reason cannot take a sixty frames on a game that came out in nineteen ninety six and that's the same with also super mario sunshine as well but for some reason in super mario galaxies the one gay mccain run sixty fps on hand. Elba's well weird stuff like that but still it is. I was unpolished. It was the slapped together. And that's Yeah it's the only reason why could be worth sixty bucks just intendo getting off saying hey. Don't buy it by the guy and this feels even less worth the full price especially when there people out there saying this game is not even that great way. I feel like this is a slap in the face. Some zelda fans that the one thing they get as this game for sixty buck it and by the way uber the the we use shot. I know a lot of people gather we use. Or what have you but if you still have we you. The we shop is still up. And you can get legend. Zelda skyward sword. I'm there for twenty dollars. Twenty dollars for skyward sword on we you sixty bucks on switch am looking that like you're out you're darned mind but riyadh is like no i don't care let's give me i'll give you. I'm trying to figure out that. I'm looking at video. The flake difference between thirty. Fps and sixty eight. I was like. I don't really see their friends. So don't what will see the differences that sixty fps everything runs faster smoother glaister. And you don't notice the difference. Because i mean when you're playing on ten sixty four gamecube the both of those consoles. They've not been the best at what i'm saying looking at a youtube video at side by side like i don't see any difference honestly in just thirty and sixty frames per second alone. There's not that much of a difference but it really depends how they present it whereas in sixty frames per second in some games you might be able to have more going on in the area at the same time without having to mess up the engine resin thirty frames per second. You wouldn't get that. I don't know if you've if you've played destiny our destiny but they made a big jump from destiny one to two because originally it was thirty frames per second but it looked really good because they didn't have that much going on in the environment at the same time but whenever you started getting bigger levels in raids and stuff like that. It's it's just the difference in how much you can present. Sometimes it looks exactly the same and other times. you're like yeah that looks jumpy. Yeah that's the thing for me. That i thought was actually won the lease interesting. But i mean for those who are just super excited. I'm gonna play skyward sword on. Switch your once. It comes to discount out. Probably pick it up at sixty bucks snow. I i'm i don't think that's the value here for me but i mean hey it all for some our paid forty four. I think i'll take thirty for like thirty dollars. I think that's fine. But like the thing that i'm looking forward to with this is they said. They fixed the the week controls that the motion should be much more fluid now on the switch and that was the one thing that kinda irked me on the we especially with the stabs. I might think would never stab ever. I would be throwing it at the wall and he would never stab so it'd be nice to have a smooth experience not a time that that really is like sh. Yeah so real quick just pronounced said mario gulf. It's gulf super russian. The the game about killing demons in heaven that's called neon white as this real quick on that now. The couple more games 'cause there the nurse some the star wars hunters a free to play star wars game. That's a third person shooter. They just announced they said. Hey we got our free to play star. Wars shooter coming on the switch. Here's the logo. i was like. Okay stop that. I hate when companies do that. They just give me a logo. Nothing about the game but is going to be developed by zinger. I don't know what that says about. The what the game will be like. Zingers usually accompany that makes ios or games on bass mobile games. Mogayon's just for apple play. I know i know you hate apple. Yeah now. I will say they did make a or they did produce a dungeon crawler. I heard some people lakes. I mean. I think they're expanding outside of mobile. I mean i'm gonna give that. She's entrance free to play than why. But i mean you're just going to give me a logo. I don't really know what to go off on that and they Was that devour digital game. Where you're bunch of peop- oh wait fall. Guys lab named escaped me. Fog is on the switch this summer. So there's cool ports to but the last game that really got my attention. And i know for many people have probably done. I get why but i'm curious about this. And that's called knockout city. Say multi-player dodgeball game. Where you're playing has all these wacky characters and throwing dodge balls each other. It's developed by the people who worked on the mario kart series and i think that's what gets me the most you got people who worked on mario kart and this new creation and it looks like it could be fine. It's super colorful and ed's kind of like a hero shooters Each character you play as they have their own abilities. I don't know if it's going to be free to play or it's going to cost sixty bucks or anything but it's coming out may twenty first on the switch and other platforms in. So that's the that's the other interesting thing from people worked on mario kart and it's coming out to outside of nintendo at as well as nintendo so interesting things going on the for overall. It's a it's a nice presentation fifty minutes of lots of news. I mean not to mention splatoon which teased an open world campaign along with like a nice desert multiplayer map so yeah i mean a nintendo. Some people say ten sexy the tunnels all you do. But i really enjoyed the ten and i love playing on nintendo so let me love my nintendo. Okay darna cheese jerks anyways so we were kind of confused about the earlier. But this is a game called six days influenza. It was actually a cancelled three title. That was going to be developed by kojima or from any and it was canceled. I think at the last minute after was finished like the game was made but they cancelled it. Because of some controversy the people who were in the war would fujeirah currently going through. They're not. We don't want a game about the role things. We went through apparently years later. They're like you it. Let's make a game about the rough things we went through. I mean i wasn't against. Because i saw screenshots of the game it looked cool of like metal gear solid mixed with ghost recon now. Here's what really gets me. The game is finally being remade. Actually going to be finished. It's gonna finally come out on current next platforms and already I don't feel excited as soon as they said no. This game is not political. Like why why this is from people were done bungee game like they the entire team. Who is working on this. These are ex. Bungie developers people who worked on halo and destiny. So that's the other interesting thing. He had that influence coming into the game and Inner saying no. This is not political. Our game is not political. And this is something that you be softest doing for so long and this is why i hate you be soft like i do not by ubisoft games. I boycott them almost all the time. Except i bought the scott pilgrim game. But that's an exception. They have bad business practices. They harassed their female developers and other games are just lie services. We just wanna be online all the time. We got to connect a you play. Gotta do all these Busy work stuff but the other thing is that they're so messed up on this whole idea of political affiliation. 'cause they own the video game license for tom clancy and they keep saying no this. Tom clancy game is not based if not politics. If you know about time clancy. Tom clancy is an author. A storyteller abouts political stories about politics about war abouts military end. You have ubisoft. Who owns the video game license saying they're not politics. This is fiction but but still again really confused about that. They said that about the division. And so here. These developers getting this trend to of. We're gonna make our game more appealing by just coming out and saying okay. Sorry no no political opinions in this now. Aria bad sign also. Ubisoft doesn't like black lives matter so that that's the reason why i don't like them but anyway yeah they actually have black lives matter as an antagonist for one of the mobile games they put out. No i'm not kidding. Yeah people are like is to like assassins creed no look at ubisoft again. Look at the game. We're giving money to like the company given minds here airway you gonna thoughts about. Yeah i don't really have much but it just seems like you have to say those things to try to get sales for the game whether what you're doing is right or wrong. They're just trying to get the money for that game and it's one thing to watch a tv show. Say like jack ryan for example in watch a character do these type of things versus whereas you're playing the game shirt it's a game. It's not you but it is you in a way because you're making your care do these things so i don't know science because i was originally looking forward or now are are not 'cause that's not good if you have to tell people. Hey don't worry about politics. There is none of that in here. That means you don't have competence in your game. I mean the other people who they think everything is politics. If it's anything to slow bit negative. Just take it out like but i to be honest. I don't think those people are worth listening to cause those are the those are the same people who will hit black lives matter and than of the the Bad boys Are you know what. I mean and put them as the same thing like it's just opinions. Okay i don't care. Take that i hear. I don't wanna Here and i just. I think that's problematic mindset. If you're worried about people saying i. I don't like politics that his mom means than are already years. You're tapping the rhyme market for. What is a story based. I'm military's experiences in iraq again dealing with the iraq war. I'm okay. My question is The the reason it's different than like the other war base shooter things because it's more recent 'cause like i i don't understand what what the deal is really. I mean i don't like war. They're shooting things. Otherwise anyways. But no i don't i guess smart. That's my only seeing that it's more recent and well i don't know to me. This is the is lake if you wanna example. This is like disney gordon and banding banning like all those old racist cartoons then selling them back in china or some the. Yeah this is a real thing. They're actually all those old racist cartoons they ban on disney plus they're actually selling Dvd's in certain countries and to me that's using because it like it's not on walls and all but it's it's being afraid with this is like hey were afraid educate usa. We're gonna tell you. This was not aired. this doesn't have politics. don't worry about ever. i mean. I don't think you should be playing it safe with a real military story. That's that's not something you should be doing. But yeah how's it. How's it different from the ones that her before. But there however many games in war snowed. Take take cody black ops. Which i've been playing recently. They take they tell a fictionalized version of those historical events. They add their own spin on it. So it's not exactly based on a real story plus the other adding in humor like they're being over the top but this is like no we're retailing the actual experiences of six A group of military men are a squad that went into a flu. Gye and had some horrible experiences in there. You're going do relive those stories in this game. That is why sees the differences. I feel like it's basically the same thing. Because i mean it's a better prevail. Sounds like than No with duty like coldeze opening up and saying yeah. We're were but we're fiction. We're not trying to be. I mean my warfare though. Okay so certain Games yeah they'll based on actual real stories but for the most part now it's like we're just doing our own thing and that's spying. Bugger if you're going to base based on a real political event than the worst thing to do is to tell people that's not real. Don't i guess. I'm taking the other side because i don't see it political if it's exactly it's a bio what's it called Like a biopic. But you're playing political. it's just what it is. It's just what happened or earn. I want this is my mic seemingly objectives. I don't have. I know what's called investment in any of this sale. That's your and i totally get and be outside now sing I don't have investment in those games. i don't trust bud anyway Greg did something you wants to now. Screw last thing now. I i talk said riyadh before going into this. There is a new moral comment movie coming out and just two months. And you're like a numeral camus and then i followed that up with a don't worry about is not for you. Don't bother watching the trailer. I'm going to save you some time. 'cause riana here she is family friendly she does not like going guts or sex or any of that stuff and yeah that that's the thing to warm a friend who is not in those things. Don't watch the trailer it. There is only a red band trailer and a red slots. Red band is where it's not a censored version of the trailer shows all the heart our yet like i mean yeah you watch movies so of course you don't yeah and this is going to be radar so the there have been mortal kombat movies in the past. I've seen them there. People who love those Get i do not like those old ones. The ninety five more combat than sequel. And we've had a long history in video game movies not understanding the property or at least trying too hard to be like. Hey we're doing this or doing that but not really getting white people really loved it and that's the conductor hunter yet. Yeah you're that's funny. You say monster hunter the same guy who worked on monster hunter. He is the director of the original more combat movie. So you kind of see were the history wiser and remember i. I remember seeing parts of moral comedy from the Thirteen okay yeah and then for you. You'd be like yeah you thirteen. Yeah no no guts more combat. Og fans are like no. We want the guts flip a mortal kombat film were people are getting their heads chopped off their limbs or their intestines and everything. What what what is this. And that's what mortal kombat video adaptations would do all the time for some reason in the nineties not just the movies but there is some family friendly cartoons bag then based on mullah combat i i. I'm not kidding. They try to sell toys to kids about those game. Were it's a fighting. It's a fighting game of martial arts that ends with you horrifically murdering someone in the goriest way possible and they try to make that a kids thing. I can so rian. recent years. Merle comment has found its way back through its roots and for the people who really love this series and as been gone like that ever since they actually recently did. An adult animated merlot comment film now. We reviewed recently but now with this live action mortal kombat movie. That has a number of actors and actresses. You may or may not have known one. That sticks out to me is mccotter. Brooke suicides in tyler. Perry's a fall from grace. It went from that to being jacks those. A muscular dude with twitter does a medal arms. And why were in riyadh enough to watch the trailer because the the trailer starts off with his arms getting ripped off and you seeing all of that. That's his origin story. Yeah i mean it is his origin story. I mean that's the thing is watching this trailer. I was lake while this is super faithful to the people who really love the series and that is great. I'm saying this is someone who is even crazy about more combat. And maybe i just haven't given a fair shake and this might be the same case of pokemon where. I fell off pokemon for years until i saw detective peak at you and i'm like you're going to get back into pok mon again and then i started enjoying it again so this might be the case for me. Maybe i just need to watch this. Movie ago immoral. Get more out of the chance. I'm other. I'm gonna play the recent games or i the sixty four and i might play mortal kombat for or moral combat one through three or the older ones. The animated says it does look familiar to me ninety five. I was really young. But i mean defenders combat defenders of the realm. I'm i'm almost positive. But brothers leased. We've had on at some point. I was like the little bit. So it's not just the gore but i also appreciate that this i mean for me. I don't make a big deal by guard whether you're gory or not. That doesn't matter to me. So as actions good the at least the characters are interesting. The does not to be like amazing any of that. But if you have kids fun characters the fog characters e lanker your entertained by the you'll remember than that's all that matters to me and what this i mean. It's falling this. At least what. I know about more comradely hold tournaments fights. Whoever is the crown victory will accommodate chosen. They be part of this tournament where they fight to the death to become the ultimate champion. And i assume later i'm sern characters realize the term. It is not moyer. They seem so some team together. And you see throughout the trailers so many familiar characters comment whether it be scorpion. Sub zero lucane mentioned. Jack's thor's some other popular characters that you either see quite an like you see so much of or you see very briefly like they got goro in one shot and he already looks so much better than that ninety five puppet wine that they the yeah if you look back at that old movie and they had goro he was a puppet. Hey look cheap attack. This the facts in that movie were not good but with this it is a work of what you know at the end of what the director's intention as he clearly is a guy who loves merle combat he wants to share that with people who enjoy it throughout the entire trailer is nothing but fans service and fan love of the series whether it be iconic lines that you know from the games to even the trailer ending off in the theme song of moral comment and sort of a like an orchestra bruising of the theme song and they even insist. There's even a teaser at the end of the trailer or the like finish and they briefly. Just give you a quick cut a different gory finishers. Yeah it's it's an ira in movie for sure. The other thing that's stood out to me is out of all of these fan return fan origin stories that they show up in this one game or one movie. They do introduced a new character to the mortal kombat franchise who is portrayed as the main character and there are some. there's some oji worldcom fans actually upset or concern what the trailer and i was confused. Gazelles lake this. Everything you wants and then they kind of explain while it doesn't completely follow the lord of moral comment. Mike okay all right stop. See now you're being entitled now. You're asking re too much now i guess. No they're like a subzero isn't the one new polls jackson's arms out skews me. That is not correct. I might our case. Stop waiting when yet. No that's the thing some some fans don't really get out of tation when they see a movie version of something i liked needs to be exactly like remember. I interviewed a someone who reads comic books all the time. And they're like yeah. I don't really like the marvel movies because they're not white. They make changes to the comic set. I grew up reading. And i paid so much money for the comics. I expect the movies to reflect that. At what no i looked at. I went to that person. That's watching as many book to film. Says i have. I mean there's there's so many examples of life you just have to remember that. It is an adaptation and it just it just. There's not enough resources for it to be exactly exactly from the book whether time money actor in special effects Would to that's the thing. I just don't get it. I actually think it's more exciting when you take liberties in differences from the original source Law i mean positive liberty like with marble for example. They made several changes from the comics. And most of the time might find those changes to be great. But when i hear a fancy man i i hate this because it changes so there is not even like when the changes are very little things like that than i might go case. Stop to stop. This guy is really paying attention. New yuri nine interested like you're still not satisfied. What the heck man. This was more comment. This is what you want. Geez you're grateful son of a guns craig's late now. I'm not part of that now. No good the movie is going to be awesome. And they they said the team specifically wanted fatalities and they said that the origin story of scorpion and sub zero mostly accurate. So you got the majority of things i want. Yeah okay what. what else now. The other thing they complain about is the fact that the main character is someone new. I i don't ever problem with that. The new character is interesting so what they introduced new characters every video game. It's fine but maybe this new character is the player you know. It's you in the game. You know when you make an arab to a movie out tation you have to be open to introducing the series of people who don't play the games and i think with the mink now. I don't know that the the movie made play out differently. Where he's the. He has the weakest part of the film but was something so exaggerate as mortal combat with all these like really crazy characters. You need to have that advertiser character. Were that is doing all this. Like we are like you know for those who don't already know about mortal combat like what is the mortal kombat tournament. What is the history behind. And all that have character discovering all this for the first time i think is important and maybe he might have his own fatalities or special news and might appear in the games later. I've all you oji comment. Fans set set set set. This guy is paying attention. You look all those video game movies. You don't give a crap about the video games. Josh like that on chard movie. That's come out later syria. I know it doesn't have a trailer for it but are a not feel on that one based on the people who are working on it is exciting because she just wants to see tom holland. She has tom hong crush as she has a crush on tom holland and shallow buff. So maybe we can get tom holland and shallow. That happened ways. You you say you. You said the only the jones march is the worst one because on even stevens i mean. That's it is anyways. It's not a big thing. It's really like super-low like hey you want you want you want how about this. How did this since playstation studios. They have a movie production than their make as studio and they got other production's gone. What if there was an ape escape movie where tom hall was playing spike and shallow. Buffalo's playing specter. I'm getting spent took to and stop bringing that up. Thank you thank you note. It's spike could be like mr mr spencer. I have to catch you. Okay mr spencer spencer spectre could be late chiller. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh oh my god i mean. That's that's all. I know about charlotte buff. Is he just screams a lot fifth king. Oh no ono. Oh gosh a transformer. Anyways so with this i am looking forward to it. I don't know if it's going to be good. But i will give it a shot. I mean i'm hbo max april sixteenth. And it'll be in theaters for those who wanna risk krona but You they could get a quota for tally. Kurna tally for the super fans. That are going to the theaters. I wanna say just be safe. I'm going to be watching this one from home. But i'm going to be breaking quarantine for congress godzilla not going to be going in the full hazmat suit but you know some some movies. You just have to experience an amex get this. This might be one of it. 'cause i looked at the the action christophe. Could you imagine fatalities in amax. Wolman wove it. The whole scorpion sub zero fight that they showed the the trailer that was so cool. I was lake. Wow that yeah. That would look really nice on a big screen. I'm just a scaredy cat. So i'm not even going to risk but you this works out. This could be another great fill at least a film to show that video game movies can work because we did have some gal on we detective peak itchy. And now there's going to be a song to and i think detected peak at shoe is going to have a sequel wall but there are some of these video game movies are really trying and i think those to get those to crack the code on how you can make this work. I hope this is another one. 'cause i'm really rooting for someone. Who's not even crazy about it but might even get into after watching. This movie moves arm. Or may not add. I don't know we'll find out. April sixteen but yeah and rows lake. You messed up. People can as what's that though that gorge cried. I'm waiting for tom. Holland in his shirt off and everything Caused that no now they they are. That's all we have for today and just awesome tabby guys as well next time. No more aaron problem so we will abner happened on wednesday. And this'll be reported. This will be put out of on facebook and instagram and several casting platforms. I'm also on twitter. Response sixty four will be will video clip. Sign insta reels in to talk as well reminding six seven by the way we have an event tomorrow. Yes we're going to be playing some brand new any games from two to four thirty and it'll be fun fighting. Yeah yeah it'll be allowed fun and we'll we'll bring giveaways for wave. Crasher will do something bat and craig. I don't know feel join us tomorrow for that. But i mean if not there are other events lajos later in the year we got extra life and other good stuff but yeah i'm to get in on the future events. I'm going to be okay. That's fine but Do you have anything. Are bird up yet. Bird up everything. Brd triple up also would suggest the destiny podcast becoming legend really destiny. It's all that same integer.

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Paper Mario is Back! - Kinda Funny Games Daily 05.14.20

Kinda Funny Games Daily

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Paper Mario is Back! - Kinda Funny Games Daily 05.14.20

"Yo what's up? Welcome to kind of games. Daily for Thursday may fourteenth twenty twenty. I'm one of your host blessing junior and joining the is Tim. Ma Fine Getty's once again. Bless whenever you. It's a big news day. They need us. We got breaking news up to the minute. Go and live. Yeah I'm like I literally was working on the DACA literally ten seconds ago trying to fit stuff in because it's a big day a lot of things happening a lot of things happen including Mario for Mario Tim which tend to the drought is over. We've out his own around the show for weeks now. I've been upset. I've been wanting some announcement. Were getting announcements. We're getting paper Meyer. We're getting people to we'll just a couple months HAMEN YOU DOT COM SLASH. Kinda Funny Games. If People WanNA watch to that. We just did reactions. Paper Mario the Origami killer is I keep calling it. The accidentally headlined the Origami Killer and checked to make sure the video live on Youtube. Dot Com slash. Kinda Funny Games and I realized I put paper oil the origami killer. Goddamn that's confuses me until the until it releases it is. We're going to be king the king. Today's stories of course include the Origami killer and Origami King. Smash not being an ego and more because this is kind of funny Games Daily. Each and every day ten. Am Live right here on twitter dot TV slash kind of funny games. We run you through the news. You need to know about. If you're watching live you. Can you can correct us when we get stuff wrong. We're going to kind of funny dot com slash. You're wrong if we don't WanNa Watch live. You can watch later on youtube dot com slash kind of when games or you can listen later on podcast around the globe by searching for Kinda Funny Games daily to be part of the show had to pay DOT COM SLASH. Kinda Funny Games. Lebron's bronze members of get to write in and silver members or above. Get The show. Ad Free with the exclusive daily post show housekeeping. We're reacting to that goes says Sushila. A state play is later today. that's happening at one. Pm Pacific Time on twitter dot edu slash. Kind of funny games. Tim Do you have any last minute? Predictions goes to Sima some Han man. I'm hoping I'm hoping we get like an actual slice of Gameplay I wanna see like what's what's a moment to moment in this game going to be like not necessarily the big set piece in like vertical slice stuff like what. What am I actually doing in this game? And they're give be some very critical slices. Tim I can tell you right now. They're gonNA Derek for but I want. I want multiple slices. I don't I don't just want like here's a big setpiece right like something. That's a little bit more mundane because I feel like we've seen the bigger stuff we've seen the like super super. I'm just walking around in the field but like I WANNA see Hud. That's what I want. That's what I want. Is I WANNA Hud. The out absolutely love to see us and I would love to see. What are the mundane things I'm going to be doing? What's the day today? What was the open world? Look like all that stuff. Some of that again one. Pm Pacific Time on twitter dot com slash. Kind of funny games. I know who was going to be on that. I assume being Greg and you you greg and Andy and Andy got a got a I was gonNA say a Quadruplet A. A quadruple its four. Some fierce more. It's going on. Thank you to our pay trump users. Modern Muhammed blackjack. And Al Tribesmen Attari brought to you by hymns. But I'll tell you about that later for now. Let's begin with what is and forever will be another jam packed rupert the time that the news. Yes today I starting with our number one paper. Mario is back. I'm pulling this from Adam. Bankers at Aegean Rights Nintendo was announced. That paper Mario the Origami King will be released unintended switch on July seventeenth. Twenty Twenty Paper Mario. The Origami King is a brand new adventure that as Mario teaming up with his new partner. Olivia as they team up with unlikely allies like Bowser and the toes to battle evil folded soldiers to princess. Peach invites Mario Luigi to the kingdom's Origami Festival. But she looks a bit more people than usual. It turns out King Ali who claims to be the ruler of the Origami Kingdom as hatched a devious plot that only Marlin friends could solve. Oh and Livia is actually king. Always Sister Mario Will Livia paper. Mario have new abilities at his disposal including the one thousand four arms of that will play. Extend Mario's arms to interact with the environment in solve puzzles. There will also be a new ring based ring based battle system that requires both puzzle solving skills and quit quote pay tomorrow the Origami King. Deliver a brand new adventure on. Nintendo switch four place. Wrap themselves up in said Nick. Abbas Nintendo of America's Senior Vice President of sales and marketing quote. This game marks the debut of paper. Mario Series on internal switch expanding the vast library of games with another standout entry in a beloved franchise and quote paper. Mario the the Origami King May Very. Well be the first game that will help celebrate. Meyer brothers Thirty fifth anniversary one that if the reports are true we'll see the release remastered of many many classic adventures including Super Mario Sixty four Super Mario Sunshine and Super Mario Galaxy and Tim. I want to start. Start with you. There right We've had rumors over the last couple of months. About Mario's thirty fifth anniversary and what that might entail got the Lego thing right which is really exciting. The Mario Lago collaboration. We're now getting paper. Mario which has been rumored for a while and we have talked about it for a while. We have the actual reveal here today. Do you think this confirms that we're going to get Mario Sixty four. And the other three D Mario remastered slash remix. Yes and no guessing the sense that right. We have this. This is kind of step one of like a five step process of okay. Cool said paper out. They also said this this this and this we still don't know what that could look like. Is it one package is multiple games? I'm really interested in all of that. But the bigger thing is the reports were that breed. We're going to get a traditional paper. Myojin now looking at his trailer and you reading this this The press release thing here. There's a severe lack of three letters. Rpg being talked about and that kind of bothers me like we just live reaction to the trailer. And I was saying that I'm like I'm fifty percent excited fifty percent optimistic or Like pessimistic actually Hesitant for sure in the sense that this doesn't look like the third game. In the paper. Mario Series of paper Mario Sixty four thousand year door. This being a grand epic RPG with super unique partner characters and a super crazy story and all stuff. Yeah it kind of feels a bit more in line with the color splashes and sticker star stuff with Origami kind of fitting into that like paper Gimmick where the paper look isn't just the art style. It's the game play. If that makes yes this definitely we saw some combat and it made me feel pretty excited because a lot of stuff in the trailer does hint that it is airing on the more traditional side of paper. Mario but honestly this isn't what I fully wanted or expected from the insider leaks and rumors right so with that. I don't know if this confirms the rest of the things because this isn't quite what they were saying what they were implying. It's not super far off and I'm very excited about this. This title in particular. I think that despite all that even if it doesn't live up to the honestly extremely high expectations I have for people. Mario of that ilk. I think that this will be better than than color. Splash and sticker star. Yeah people absolutely love thousand-year door especially right like Mars April Abramov. Sixty four is is where my paper Mario? Love lies like absolutely love paper? Mario on the insects before and I never got around to playing. Excuse me The game on Gamecube. Right thousand-year door Yeah looking at this trailer right like you look at the combat system and it is unique and different and it's Kinda hard to process that off the bat because yeah like from what people have said about the the later. Paper Mario Game is being color splash and a paper jam. Right like people didn't necessarily love the changes that came with those Ryan even Super Mario. If you count that you know that's like a totally different kind of thing There there's a difference here with kind of how they're presenting it like all of the the story stuff and the fun like dialogue where where it started off with as the Origami Peach talking to Mario in a way that came off as well. This is super super serious right and then they merely got into like. Oh yeah cool. But here's the paper. Mario you know in love which is like the comedy which is like the Fund writing which is like the cool moments the different characters of the Mario Universe getting to to interacting ways. They usually don't get to see them interacting like. That's the stuff that I feel like makes paper. Mario Mario Special. And Yeah Lake if the combat system the actual like gameplay systems actually nail it in a way where it's like okay cool like this. This circular combat grid thing is different. But like there's actually strategy here in. I'm actually enjoying this then. I think they could not get out of the park. That's like the main thing that I'm worried about to me. That's the thing is. Is that the battle system that we didn't see too much of in this trailer but we did see I was enticed by. I feel like watching this trailer. We're getting equal parts. The comedy from the Mario and Luigi series the old school type combat of the original paper. Mario and thousand your door the kind of gimmicky stuff of the more recent paper Mario But then also there is brought up super paper Mario. I feel like there is a a a a bunch of elements from that game. That were we saw this trailer like the kind of like three D world that you're walking in it didn't seem like the old school traditional ones. It did seem a bit more like there would be some type of light platforming stuff going on. So it's one of those things where there is the worry of is it going to be jack-of-all-trades masters of nine but I feel like while I definitely would prefer it to be one hundred percent in the thousand year door ways. I'm okay it at least tones down the things I didn't like about all the other styles because those things for the most part they all had something going for them so this could all work out to be an excellent title. And I'm excited. I'm more excited for it than I am scared. Now I'm pulling this tweet from billion on twitter because you mentioned the RPG thing needs D. tweeted a couple of hours ago. He said Paper Mario the Origami King is being listed as an action adventure on antennas website. R.i.p RPG dreams then falls it up because somebody then replied to him saying that is listed as an adventure slash slash RPG on the UK shop. And so you know. It seems like they're they're kind of treating it both ways. It seems like there's some fuzziness as far as like how how they're looking at how they're communicating as genre. But I imagine that like when you look at paper Mario and when when when you look at what people love about. People Mario Right like people talk about the Genus of it right. People do talk about the first couple of games way more so than than than the lottery games and I feel like on the switch Nintendo has done a very good job of kind of harkening back to What people love about the big franchises right? I Know Mario Odyssey in Zelda Breathalyzer like the two big examples because those were like the two big games that came out during that launch year right Breath wild kind of reinvented in reimagined. What could be like right by going back to like the the very original Zelda on on the right took principles from that in order to recreate with that game was Mario Odyssey? Mario Odyssey definitely like back tomorrow. Sixty four took things to the drawing board in kind of not necessarily. Reinvented but you know went back. Went Back and gay people what they loved about that franchise. I know Nintendo has been since then has been kinda hit and miss as far as like how. Well they do that But I feel like I feel like the switch aired intendo would nail it right would kind of what kind of take take paper. Mario in take into in the direction that people want in are asking for now so that leads me to the next point. Which is the release date and kind of the of this marketing reveal? So we're getting it now. We know we're getting this game now. Two months from now in July like that's probably one of the tightest turnarounds that we've ever seen in video games from a major release announcement to it. Coming out right by fallout. We always talk about is like coming out in. What was IT November October November? Like a bunch of months granted follow up bigger than paper. Mario but paper Mario Monti Heidel counting like shattered ups and stuff right because like apex legends. Come to mind but I was like definitely its own unique case for sure that you'll never be that in terms of like nowhere nece but on with this it's like we had the rumors and stuff but on one hand again this game. It's a battle for me between behave excited being hesitant because I'm excited is coming soon but I'm also hesitant where on like. How long has this game been been worked on like is this game? I now imagine especially in the Krona Times were in. It must be done if they're putting the released on July seventeenth. They must be ready to go for this so I wonder why we're just hearing about it. Now it feels very nintendo. Nintendo would have been a direct that talks about this and other games. And we've kind of been leading into this. Was they're supposed to be a direct in the year? That for whatever I mean I bet so right like I feel like so. Many things got pushed back due to Kobe right. Like that's been that's been the thing we've been hearing and actually like seeing as it's been happening right we had the the the unreal unreal engine five revealed yesterday and. I was supposed to be what edgy right? We had like we had the marks or anything else mostly at GDP. I feel like there still. There have been so many reveals this year. That were already spe- out and done already that we're just getting in that. We're going to continue to get maybe over the summer because people are are putting these things together and trying to figure out how to how to mark this stuff and advertise the stuff right now. In so like yeah. I imagine that we're going to get like I imagine the falls not going to be as bad as we kind of expect it to be for Nintendo right like I. I think there was a moment there. Were we're kind of like yeah? Isn't it any fall games? Because they wanted a moment many many months it's like 'cause in will crossing was like Kinda still is really the the thing for this year right like it's it's great that we have paper. Mario but yeah like pass paper Mario. We Still Kinda got nothing and I feel like giving the Times that we're in. I kinda have more trust that. Hey maybe we will see those three. Mario Masters like maybe it is just A. Hey things are difficult communicate right now. It's hard to get get acids together right now. It's hard to like like they're not having an three thing right because he threes cancelled and so I wonder if for them. If it's just the thing like hey we'll just we'll announce things when we're ready to announce them and this year especially things going to be close. Things are GONNA get announced closer to the release than previous. Let's give them this frankfurter question because I've got some thoughts. Frankfurter writes in to pay dot com slash. Kind of funny games. It's like you can't says I understand that. No one will ever understand intendo but why tweet why not make this a direct into a deep dive into the game like they normally do. I understand for coming down near the end of the year but this paper Mario game is out in less than two months. Is there a reason? It was announced unceremoniously on twitter rather than doing a direct a direct many or hell even giving it to Jeff Kelly for Summer Games fest. Thanks for all you do Frank Furhter so I don't know Nintendo is very weird. They've always made where decisions and I very rarely want to give them credit for things that end up turning out well because it does seem like an accident more more often than not. This is an example of that kind of being the opposite for me where I actually see this. As there was a plan for a direct at some point like let's just say anywhere between January and April. There was plans for some type of director would have announced a bunch of things. I do think that because of the situation. We're all in that. It hit a point where things changed and everyone shifted to doing things that Nintendo direct way. And we've seen the last couple of months of tentative and showcases attended in ways people showing these. But it's all digital. It's not big press conference events right and I think Nintendo like Oh man well. We lack are kind of uniqueness now of having that digital event that we can put out that brings all of the hype and all of the the attention and energy into what they're going to announce a district and I think since everyone's doing it the hype kind of exploded and now there's equal height for every single announcement would with Kelly's whole summer fest thing. It's like when something's there. Everyone it's Batman. It has to be back all my God. There's these levels of hype that you just can't meet at some point and I think that Nintendo has been burned a couple times in the last couple of directs. Where they were it over hyped. What the content actually was and I think we saw evidence of that when they dropped the direct mini without even hyping. It up at all and it's kind of put it out and it was there and I think that this is even a step further in that direction where they're just like. We're not going to build this. We're just GONNA we're just going to put it out there and people are going to be high because it is a cool exciting announcement but we're not going to wrap it up in a bunch of other things that people nitpick and pick apart because it is just about this game and we don't need to do this big presentation because everyone else is doing that. And what made Nintendo directs unique and that kind of hype cycle going in from one announced into it. Actually coming out. I feel this year more than ever is kind of souring the experience and until we ain't trying to salary this shit like let's just put this out there. Yeah I feel like for Nintendo in an ideal world this would. This would have been packaged. Antenna direct with the Mario Three remastered. And whatever like the the thirty fifth anniversary of Mario things would have been right like I feel like that would have been the ideal way to package this in delivery and I feel like that that would have been their plan especially if they want to really celebrate this year this year. Kind of being being awash for everybody. Feel like Kinda puts a damper on trying to advertise the year as like Mario's thirty fifth anniversary. Maybe they still do that later in the year when they if they do like the three masters but I think at this point like you Kinda Kinda do what you can and you you you you just put this out right like you. Don't hype it up because you don't want people to do with. This is right on this point. People you just put it out and how people kind of build that hype themselves right like people on twitter going crazy for this and I think rightfully so right because like you see People Mario and you see the trailer and you're like oh. This looks sweet. This looks awesome. The reason why we have that reaction to it is because it came out of nowhere like it was rumored of course but like if it was a thing of intimate yesterday. And they're like. Hey tomorrow we're doing. We're asking Mario thing I think. Then if they came out with this it would have been a different reaction. I think the reaction would've still been good. It would have been like I think you. You don't allow that speculation to kind of build up and become something that it isn't right you don't want people to be like. Oh Mario Tomorrow. Are we getting Mariotti Mariotti to? Are we getting these? You know remakes reading. This is all information. That's been heavily talked about already like I feel like Nintendo is learning like I feel like they're kind of aware of the marketplace that they're they're releasing products into and it's like this is. It's very interesting. It's very different than what we've seen from them before but I I wouldn't be surprised if we see more of this in the future. I think that when we get a proper Nintendo direct the next time it's going to be substantial like I think that this is all leading up to them understanding that Nintendo directs need to mean something. And what that something is is pure. Freaking ridiculous hype. And should that's going like like megatons like it would need the breath of the while to the metric print four or the Odyssey two or something something of that or crazy character in smash intended directs have Kinda turned into the last generation especially right since the switch. I think you look at that. That smash direct where they announced smash brothers alternate at the end of it right with like the inklings seeing seeing the smashed all in their IRA and you like I. I think that's what we all now associated directs with right like those big hype moments in so like if you look at that that last direct mini that we got. They dropped without really announcing it like. It was a fine showcase like it wasn't like it wasn't like super underwhelming or anything. Like I think they could have brandon that as a direct and been fine but I think or I guess I'm making right. I like if they did brain as direct people would have been underwhelmed with it because we do. Have this idea like this big idea. What directs mean to your to your point. Also we'll see man. I'm extremely excited about this. I'm glad people back in some form. This isn't necessarily what the form I'd like it to be but I am excited. Play it now. I have this story number one. I've added a one B because out of all this paper Mario's paper Mario Business There's an interesting tidbit of news. Don't pull a story one be. Could we beginning in three deluxe? I'm pulling this from Jeff. Grubb of venture beat who? We've talked about on a lot on this show at this point who loves loves the cheeky. Like hey let me just put out this tidbit here. And so he. He's done this before right where he talked about. Oh yeah by the way at the end like I think. It was as earning Article by the way They're working on massive trilogy. He's done a similar thing here where his venture article talking about this paper? Mario reveal he ends it by saying this is from Benjamin article quote other Nintendo studios will have games ready to release soon as well that includes the three D Mario re masters but it should also include men three deluxe now. Tim I believe this is the first. We're hearing about a deluxe it. Now I mean pick is one of the more bizarre franchises in the Nintendo Cadillac. Because years ago pick four was announced by Miyamoto thing like that pigment force announced forever ago I would assume that they must have been working on that totally and it's a weird one and pigment three came out early enough in the we use life cycle and didn't really make make that big of a dent compared to some of the other way you titles that were there and it's a weird one for me where. I'm surprised that pigment three hasn't been ported if it's going to be They're kind of like getting to the bottom of the well when it comes to we you ports and pigment fours a thing do think it's a little weird putting out a picnic three deluxe close to that but maybe there's not a pigment for anytime soon and then this would make a bit more sense to me because when we look at the we you like at this point now that the The fire emblem should not be a game that I always forget the name of the F. E. Tokyo sessions Bats out wonderful ones out. It's like we're really getting to the end of things. What's what's really unwrapped three world. Oh yeah as part of this really staying right We Got Zelda Masters is Hira warriors sweet and then yeah and then there's the warrior games like I really see those getting pointed at this point but that's I mean who the fuck knows but yeah it's more like Zell the proper titles twilight princess and wind wake. I love those for. I love those two to come over. But yeah this is an interesting thing. Would I mean if this came out it will tell me that that pittman forgot internally just moved or cancelled or they started over something because if I remember correctly when they announced ping for it wasn't like an announcement announcement and it was like an interview with somebody saying that like by the way like for was a memo to the Senate. Yeah and so like you know. I think this would say that. I mean this is coming out for sure that before has gotten pushed For like yours out. Probably at this point but it's still exciting stuff right like picking three on on switch because I know people love in three on we you and so. I have a friend in high school that in high school friend at that point. I think we're both in college. But he had any loved. It would knows it's just a figment three to me is like. I don't know anybody that like really enjoyed that game. Even working knowledge and I know people that are huge fans of pygmy in one and two especially but three was one of those things that was early enough. The we use cycle that a lot of people didn't have the we you and not that it ever ended up that they did. But this is like tree. Mario Kart in pre like the things that sold the people on the way you the work you know day waters and I. I've never heard people be super high on three specifically interesting. Yeah having even like Jose Jen. Who was doing tender stuff at the time like he liked it but it was like a killer. App for him. Interesting yeah I just remember it being received more only the negativity and then also my friend. My friend from high school just really really loved to Brandon. Let's get into story number. Two Vincent Pella Sustain Fall is not in development. I'm pulling this from Ryan McCaffrey it. I I did a whole interview with Vincent. Hell of course the head of respond entertainment Which there are like quite a few details from this. Including that time falters or Titan Fall in general's nine development But I'M GONNA start with this. The End Vincent Pella's first decade as the head of respond entertainment the studio. He Co founded with fellow. Duty co-creator Jason West. In two thousand ten in the wake of an ugly corporate divorced from activision couldn't have gone much better in two thousand nineteen respond book ended the year by releasing to critical and commercial successes apex legends in February establish iphone order November in Pella captain all off by earning more power from EA via promotion to oversee multiple studios including dice. La and this in this after he bought respond for four hundred and fifty five million dollars in two thousand seventeen. Well when you look backwards at twenty. Nineteen it's crazier than it was then. It was at the time simple. Told Aegean this week quote when you see it. All is one package. It's like always shit but at the time we're just going to do what we do. We've got a bunch of people that love to make games and love what they do and they did that. End Quo the good. The good times have continued to roll for example and respond in twenty twenty coming off jet. I fall in order success. Ea CEO Andrew Wilson. Recently call iphone order the first title. In an entirely new franchise that means a sequel right Zampa Zim. Pella laughed and said quote. Also Andrew Wilson alluded to something. But I will say that the team is hiring. Put the word out end quote moving forward. Zambelli a couple of hints for what we might expect out of dice. La which and most recently served as support studio four multiple EA PROJECTS I. They'll be renamed. The intention is for them to have their own identity. Paul said we'll see we'll figure that out as we go. The code situation is throwing a kink in everything. So we're still figuring it out and quote. They won't be folded into respond. He confirmed to and their first game is likely to be a shooter. Running on the frostbite engine while respond is buck. Ea Convention and Been the only internal EA studio to not use frostbite in its games in pills said it's it's PROB- it probably makes sense for dice. La's next project to utilize the in house engine quote dice frostbite team. So they're familiar with it. He said he need to pick the right engine to make the game that you WanNa make most likely you'll be frostbite because that's what they're familiar with. And that's that's what they know. And that's what's going to be the quickest ramp up That's going to be the quickest ramp up time but if we decided to do something where another engine made made sense. That could be an option so much wealth of experience in that engine in the ability to to extract amazing looking graphics engine. That would be a shame to waste that and quo dice. La currently employs about one hundred people. Zeynep said we're definitely hiring up there and this is definitely given US bridge into the world of more remote work being distributed. We're looking at ways to expand in smarter and safer ways as we go forward. We'll probably start taking on a lot a lot more remote work. Excuse me and we'll kind of what kind of expand globally want to be everywhere and quote. Titanfall remains a beloved series that yet to see a commercial commercial success of titanfall universe spinoff apex legends or iphone order. When asked if we'll see it again. Cfl was optimistic quote. There's nothing currently in development he said. But it's always there you see the little bits of stuff coming back to the Lord Apex Legends at some point personally like to see some kind of resurrection there. We'll see if I can make it happen and quote finally asked him if we can look forward to any announcements from respond at yeas of coming into play event. We have medal of honor a above and beyond coming out sometime this year. So we'll see that we'll we'll see if that shows up end quote. He said diplomatically before before before deferring to an EA spokesperson out of fear. He'd said something he wasn't supposed to she clarified. It is safe to assume that. Yes you might see some things from respond at EA. Play and quote along article there but I think there are a lot of good tidbits Yemen. I love it. Respond killing the game. Definitely one of the DEB's to watch going into the future. I feel like this has been been really killing. It has been awesome ten fall to everyone loves and obviously Jennifer and orders the hit that it is. I didn't realize they were working on the medal of honor game above and beyond that's the VR title. There were on VR game. Yeah so interesting. Just kind of is exciting here in the spokesperson. Saying that we're GONNA see some stuff from respondent. Ea play like given the context of this quote. I think that means more than just the medal of honor. Vr thing. So that's cool what it is. Honestly what I'd like to see most is some Jennifer and ordered like substantial. Elsie like a real story bit Because I feel like getting a new sequel announcement. It wouldn't become an anytime soon. I'm definitely itching for some more of that world. Yeah no I'm with you that like I'm curious to see I. I like with with what we just got from fallen order. I don't know if that points to. Hey like we're doing this and then wrapping up or if they're if they're going to keep pushing more toward new story content because I know like they're probably like Hoops to jump through to make star wars story content and so I wonder if they just preserve that for John. I fall in order to or if they do go go forward with the the the fact that they're not actively working on titanfall one kinds me because I love titanfall and I tightened fall kind of got a bit with how EA positioned it. Because it came out I wanNA say like a week or two weeks after battlefield one and like hog duty was also like somewhere in there and that kind of strewed that game in terms of how well it performed and he look at apex legends right like APEX. Legends IS KILLING IT legends. People absolutely love it. I wonder I know we made me Or anyone that made the prediction on games gas about like. Oh Yeah like I I. I could see them doing a a single player. Apex Legends Game and we just got an update for like more substantial like ques- based story based off in Apex Legends. That seems cool and I don't know if that would actually point to a single player version of the game but yeah I. I really wonder what the next step is for respond. That isn't just isn't just star wars. Especially if they're not working on time right now. Getting did a single player core apex game. That might be smart for branding and just kind of solidifying those characters. A bit more and I I wouldn't be surprised if that happened but I'm not necessarily expecting it but that could be a it's interesting. They're saying they're not working on Titan game but I feel like that could be kind of a weird workaround of that where it's one hundred times all. We're doing apex because that's the brand. That actually ironically means more now who the hell thought I remember when I was like why would you not just call it? Titan fall something. It's weird that it's in the world but it's like you're not using the branding that you came up with but yeah and it's interesting 'cause yeah apex. Legends takes place in the in the world and fall. I wonder if if you make an apex legend single player game and then you follow that up with a new ball game and then advertise that time game is saying like Oh yeah. This is in the world of APEX. Legends that'd be like such a weird like criss cross of of. Hey Yeah this thing. They came like the chicken became cable for the thing but now the egg became the egg. But Yeah I'm so curious to see what comes to respond In the near future like responders remained is like my favorite studio out of EA currently like they're absolutely killing it And so good stuff man story number three another a big publisher Kind of fiscal story. Got COMING UP. Usov has some big things planned this story. From Rebecca Valentine at Games Industry Biz who writes Iraqi Europe delays and lowered revenue four? You stopped is finally over with the publisher releasing its cue for in full year financial results today while looking ahead to a more promising released late for q four of its fiscal twenty. Nine hundred twenty twenty. You was reported sales of Fortin. Eighty one million euros. That's five hundred and nineteen million dollars down seven percent year over year and net bookings afford in seventeen million euros forty or fifty million dollars down thirty eight percent year over year. The Lord revenues are no way or no small part due to a lack of major releases last year after he stopped delayed watchdogs. Legion Gaza monsters Ramos Quarantine into next fiscal year to to give the Games more development time. However you soft added that it's going to it's ongoing franchise remained successful and are seeing boost in interest due to cover nineteen with Rainbow six siege specifically reaching over sixty million registered players and seeing record engagement in January February and March. Furthermore we stopped shared that eleven titles have sold over ten million units this console cycle those titles being assizes create unity. Assassin's creed origins Tom. Clancy's the division Tom Clancy's the division to frock for far cry. Five Tom Clancy's ghost. Recon wild lands Tom. Clancy's rainbow succeeds watchdogs in wash. Docs to for the full year. Ubisoft reported sales of one point. Seventy one billion dollars down. Fourteen percent year over year and net bookings of one point sixty one point five billion dollars as down twenty four percent year over year it also reported operating income of thirty six point nine million dollars down from four hundred eighty one million dollars over the previous year. Cfo Frederick Douche. Away dollars that the full full year financial results were well below the company's initial expectations. Though this was in line with a new new expectations the company set late last year when a push back with three plan AAA titles. Ceo added that while they expected the the impact from Kobe. Nineteen to be minimum in in that so far at it only caused a production delay of a few weeks in areas like Mo cap localization was recording and testing. The company was exercising. Putin's in its projections for the coming year. Due to the uncertainty of how how? It may impact production in the future. You is currently expects Q. One net bookings three hundred sixty one million dollars with the launches a monopoly on Google Stadia. For honors to Andy and year five season two of Rainbow six siege for the full year be is currently planning to release five AAA titles ASSIZES CREEP. Hala Wash Dogs. Legion gods and monsters Ramos Quarantine and one. More unannounced franchise Three of these including assassin's creed Mahalo our plan for Q. Three while the others are planned for q four is also still planning non AAA releases like roller champions. K projects operating income to be between four hundred and thirty one million dollars and six hundred and forty seven million dollars and net bookings between two point fifty three billion dollars and two point eight six billion dollars with lower end assuming that code nineteen necessities Necessitates the delay of one of his five planned AAA titles again. A lot there tim. It seems like Ubisoft is killing it. All things considered killing it. You know kind of taken a little bit of a hit. But I feel like that would all been expected due to all the delays that they had last year but it seems like they're they're kind of in place for ironically killer two thousand twenty and going into twenty twenty one I feel like because of all of those delays. They were a little bit more head of these games than I think. A lot of the other. Deb's burr going into this stuff. So I feel yeah. We're going to. We're going to start seeing these things rolling out with this as and watchdogs and and moving on from that I am interested in Rainbow. Six CORINTHIAN GETS A name change. Or or what's and we can see. They mentioned that one of our game is probably going to get delayed. I imagine that's probably going to be rambled. Six quarantine imagine that also is probably going to get a name change Because they don't want they don't want that game received a certain way. Gods monsters definitely excited see more of that. I'm I'm pretty shocked that we've only seen that one kind of trailers in that's been it like Fairly interesting looking. So I want more on that But I'm most excited about the one more announced franchise what you hers. Maybe I know everybody wants in Almonte. Princeton Persia and I don't necessarily think that it's that but there has been such a weird upswing and principals and stuff in the last couple of weeks with the I mean or even months with the forerunner stuff that they did and then there was the the the leaked Prince of Persia Gameplay from the game that got canceled in two thousand twelve or whatever that is that's just been sitting on a Youtube Jalen on Youtube Larry's But I just feel like yeah. There's a I wonder if there's a reason that you know prince's back in the for Nakamura people right now I think splinter cell is is a good poll like between sprint splinter principle People have been clamoring for both. I think either those would be would would be good wants to bring back And Yeah like I'm trying to think of what else is in ubisoft repertoire. Dick bust out and would brehm in great for this off. Raymond get a lot of the response to that like donkey. Kong country tropical freeze did where it's like. Everyone wanted metro from retro and and they announced that. And you're like but then the game ended up being amazing but like that didn't sway the fact that people still wanted metro-wide be same thing here. Like they announced new raisman style of origins legends. I'd be all about it but I can imagine the upset that it's not splinter cell. You know yes. There's a weird one where it's like you know. It reminds me a lot of borderlands three where we predicted long enough that eventually it's going to happen. This is going to happen. It's going to here well Orleans threes. I feel like Borland's more inevitable than splinter cell like spinach splinter. So I'm not there's no. There's no moment round Mike. Yeah they're definitely evolving right now whereas borderlands on Mike they're always something for borderlands and borderlands is like their biggest franchise over the years man. There was like a big. Abbas router to God every single e three and event. We'd be predicting borderline. Three's going on you know. It's the rocker. Germs at this point too but I feel like for Ubisoft. If somebody from USOV came to me. And they're like yeah. We're not do openings. When it's all right now like I. I wouldn't necessarily be surprised. I'd be disappointed but I wouldn't be surprised whereas if gearbox ACURA box somewhere they're like oh yeah we don't we have thought about Portland's four right now. Mike You Align you guys definitely you guys are definitely working on that on that thing. I THE WAY. Get stuff from from USOV. I liked that. They included their monopoly. Game there I love watching Google Stadium. That's a big part of their financials. So go get him story number. Four evils twenty twenty lineup has been revealed with a notable gain missing Tim I'm calling from Jordan Alan at GM who writes evil online will replace the physical competition this year due to the impact of nineteen pandemic. But that isn't the only major change with Super Smash Brothers ultimate cut from the lineup. Most likely due to the issues with the game's all mind performance smash is an evil staple and while the organizers haven't commented on the game's omission is believe that it may have been due to difficult may have been too difficult to run an online smash tournament due to the Games lacking net code. And then we we. This is the thing that when they first announced Yvo was going online. Which of course. Evil like the big Like the biggest fighting game tournament to happen in the air when they announced that was going online immediately meals like we'll see because like fighting games online isn't necessarily marriage that works One hundred percent of the time like there's so many fighting games that have bad net code and when you look at smash especially right like that's the game that you definitely don't WanNa hold all tournament with and so you kind of understand Why why they would admit that one? Nintendo man. It's just ten low sad. It's like you know. Every step forward they make every classic game they put out in which there have been countless and they will continue to be many many more. There's just the foundation and the fundamentals that they just simply don't give a shit about you know it's like they there's no focus and don't believe that the net code for Nintendo Games will ever be wearing needs to be. I don't think that's priority for them. I don't think there's anything really that can make it one because they're missing on ego. I feel like Nintendo. Just going to shrug it off. And it's like man that is that it's a bummer. That call because like smashed especially smash ultimate was the grand finale of evil last year. That's like the game that people to dinner for that that created so many hype moments around the event last year and so to see it missing this year because I mean smash is a wonderful game but when it comes to you specifically online. That's what things start to fall apart for it the fact that and I guess this is like this. This kind of Tend to in general for their online. He just mashed but for the fact that Nintendo online is just not at the point where it can be supported right especially seeing that you imagine. Yvo definitely would love to support this game. Ego would definitely love to have it there. Because there's so many smash fans and so many people tune in for that the fact that they're just like yeah. It's not worth it because the online isn't there. Like that's a bummer. That's definitely an indictment on on Nintendo online services. And if you WanNa read the full lineup for the competition because it's actually despite that it's actually still a very good lineup right. They have under night in birth. Ese Late Which I've been talking about on the show recently because I I played that game back in February. And it's actually really cool Drag Fighters Tekken Seven streetfighter five championship. Addition So caliber six Grand Blue Fantasy Versus Samurai showdown schoolgirls encore world combat. Eleven killer instinct and. Then them's fighting herds. Which Kevin is there a week and pulled a trailer for them? Fighting hurts. Tim. If also tell you the name of this game. Them's fighting her. It's would be your assumption on what this game is. I have absolutely no idea. Is this the Jesus game? No it's not very fucking weird if it was an ego. I don't know what is them fighting hurts. You're going see because like it's going to surprise me. Holy Shit is you. People see trained. Gotcha Gotcha yet. You know going back to it. It's a bummer. I think smash Would bring more viewers than any of these games overall to. Yvo and I'm sure you've a wanted it but it's Oh man let that thing. There's no music for you guys all right. That's the audience. Are they hearing or Jesus? It's exactly what it will people working people listening right for. People Audio version is basically my little pony but a fighting game. It's from the artist. Does my Little Pony. Friendship is magic. They basically direct fighting actually pretty sick. This looks story mode. Can you type role to the I wanNA see like who who the depths of this here? Okay main six one zero. I've never heard of them. Imagine there are smaller team. I imagined that this is on the Indie side of stuff. Yes Nintendo Indie devs with net code. That works better than super fucking smash brothers. What the fuck is the probable man which reveal trailer with S- platoon to all those mother fuckers doing their Goddamn East sports and shit and they're up there and it's just like Oh and then here we are years later and smash not an ego. Why not because they don't WanNa play because they can't play it's unfortunate man? It's unfortunate and yeah I I would like to say yeah. Hopefully we see intendo like fix this as they move forward but to what you said like. I don't I don't see a few like a near future in which the Nintendo online is like works perfectly. Internet code in their Games is perfect. Like playing Mario Kart on we. Mario Kart eight deluxe. I WANNA say like two weeks ago and I still had the issue where I was just getting those the network errors where I just disconnect randomly during races. It's like man it. It's a bummer. Is definitely a bummer. Speaking of Bummer is story number. Five scavenger studio ends active development on darn project. This is from Elissa mcallen at Gotcha who writes scavenger studios. Window is winding down. So let me start over discovered. A studio is winding down support for its social battery. Al Game Daren project noting noting in a post that his team will be redirected to other projects within the studio. It's an unfortunate end to any online game and won and won the team at scammed says they tried to stave off with new platforms content and features to no avail quote. We've assessed all potential solutions and scenarios but unfortunately darn project is unable to sustain itself. Fuss forcing us to come to this very difficult decision Right the studio co-founders Simon Arvo and Emily Lamarche. An End to active development doesn't mean an end of support at least not quite yet. The Darn Project Team says the ten person battery all game and it's streamed center centered features or remain online fully playable. At least until the end of twenty twenty Tim is a sad one for me because I really like the daren project. I didn't play much of it which pike contributions the problem but when I played this game is awesome right like this was I believe the either first or second game that I picked for a PS. Love you segment where we rank one hundred and four. Psn Games and if you'RE UNFAMILIAR RIGHT DARN project. It's like a temporary battery. Oh There is somebody who's playing as the director and they're the one that like. Kinda MANAGES HAPPENING. They closed down. Certain zones is more hunger games than I think other battery all games are And it's like it was Dr Projects is a really fun really cool experience and I think it is. It comes down to like just the audience. Just wasn't there right like it didn't have the support it needed to kind of stay functioning which sucks. Because I feel like this this. This has happened pretty quickly because the game came out on. Ps four in January from January to now may be the fact that they're at the point where they're like. Oh yeah now we gotta we. GotTa Shut Down Development on at least active development on it. It's a bummer. But it happens you know you know to hate to sit and then our last story storman story number six. Which I'm titling as Greg joint because Greg is the one that email this went to me. Fox seventy six has announced a twenty twenty. Roadmap is comes from a press. Release the email this morning today. Released the twenty twenty roadmap for fallout seventy six the roadmap outlines future content coming to fall out seventy six this year including the introduction of seasons a major re-balancing of combat awards for dwellers of all levels camp shelters legendary perks plus the start of a year long Brotherhood of steel story. Arc and more introducing seventy six seasons seasons brings a new account Wipro Progression System to six that overhauls the current challenge system and helps players rake in lots of newer awards. Along the way seasons will be available to all players and offer a unified progression path to unlock dozens of new and unique rewards from power armor. Power Paints Paints and camp items to atoms legendary script perk pacts and so much more in place of the challenge system that awarded atoms for for completing daily and weekly challenges players will instead earn earn a new currency score points. These points will advance players in there sees no progression on the road to unlocking incredible rewards. The result is a more engaging flexible in fun. Experience for all types of players while seasons are still subject to change based on internal play tests and player feedback. Here's a bit more. On how seasons currently work players will see a new option on the main menu. They'll take them to a uniquely fault theme Seasonal Progression Screen during season. One this will be. This'll be a captain. Cosmos seemed born or game At the first base on the board rank one out of one hundred advancing along the board involves acquiring a new type of currency score obtainable through revamp talent through the revamped challenge system and other in game activities challenges we will be less complicated and easier to complete typically involving activities players who complete by playing foster any six normally would CR- awards are handed out at every rank with bigger awards the the more with bigger rewards the more you advance in specific milestones ranked twenty five fifty seventy six etc. Players will have the option to spend one hundred fifty atoms to skip ranks. After the first two weeks of a season after two weeks players can move ahead and rings by spending Adams as a means for For late wake to a season a chance to catch up seasons will run for ten weeks with a two week break between the end of the season and the start of the next. The inaugural season kicks off with patch. Twenty this summer and so to break it all down to bring it all together ripe summer. They're starting seasons in fall They're rebalancing the game with season two with a with a refreshment season two that will feature a new line of praying for the Brotherhood of steel. And then in winter season three drops brotherhood steel returning among other feature updates. Tim How do you react to all this? Does this make you interested at all and follow? Seventy six me no. Let's find the positives in this like I am. I'm impressed that they're committing to this game as much as they are. I definitely thought that at some point they would have just given up the ghost on it and and kind of cut and run but they didn't and they're pushing it and it seems like there is a every time we talk about seventy six. There is enough people writing about it. That made me believe there is an audience for it. I don't think that nearly as big as it as they as but that's the wanted to be ignored than it should have been and could have been it had a A lot more correctly when they first launched. But you know here. They are a couple of years later and it sounds like they're still in the point of like China. Make it over the Hump to be able to make this game. Exactly what they want it to be. But they're taking the steps and transparencies always good having this roadmap for the people who care. They're definitely they've definitely been doing a great job. Bring themselves back from the dead and like I remember asking Greg the question a while okay on Cape. Td about who we think is more likely to have a comeback between Anthem and followed seventy six. And I think my pillow anthem and seeing how false six has been making Making the big moves to Kinda to Kinda update itself and bring itself up to the expectations. That people Kinda had for it in the beginning like the waist. Landers update was pretty cool right introducing. Npc's and I got to play a few weeks ago with Greg. And I was actually pretty impressed with what was there. I was actually pretty engaged with it now. Seeing this roadmap has me actually very excited to see what the future this game is because when you told me that yeah they're going to have a brotherhood of Steel Line. Like as somebody who loves while right like that sounds super. Awesome the idea that this game started off with it is now going to have a whole quest line that is that is devoted to a whole faction in the game. That people have a love for like that. That's recall seeing that. They're adding seasons seeing that. The revamping certain things seeing that there That that that they've given a whole roadmap for what the rest of the year looks like in a way. Where you Kinda you you kind of have an idea and you kind of understand like you know where where they're going with this what vision for it is Super Awesome one. I hit they hit it because I know waste landers what was delayed from last fall to I guess. Recently this past spring which was a huge bomber for the game in that comes off of the game having just a lot of. Us bombers This seems like a very good direction. This gets me excited and yeah I think this is. This is awesome news like Tim. I'm very excited to see what the future a false seventy six is beyond the wasteland update and beyond the Brotherhood of Steel. A line but that is so far away. If I want to know what's coming out to mammogram shops today. We're at I look. 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M I don't think so I think that It's a guarantee that the first round of consoles are going to be a hot ticket item that are going to sell out due to the lack of supply. No matter what I think that that is going to exist for the foreseeable future going going forward from that. I don't think that we're GONNA hit a point that they'll be able to keep up with demand within the first three months for sure you know going into six months like maybe it will start to be a little bit more readily available and I feel like at that point. People will still be interested in wanting. I think that this gen the way that it's functioning so differently than previous John's where late Gen Games this jen. How many times can I say Jen? Nodar more next-gen than ever before where it is kind of crossover where the gaming experiences and video games have just changed were games is a service is so much more of a common thing that people are just. GonNa want a better experience where you might be buying the new console. Not just because of the new games coming out but also because the games that you're playing every single day and while that's not everybody. I think that there still will be new games coming out. There won't be maybe nearly as many coming out but there will be enough that people are interested in treating by council for And I think that you know looking at the playstation xbox different strategies I feel that xbox specifically with everything they've been talking about it's not about by the next box it's about investing in the ecosystem. I think that Ironically that's actually going to help sell their new consuls anyways where that's going to allow them to kind of just focus on making games for the first time with xbox game studios for the first time in a long time where they're just. I think we're going to start to see a similar thing that we did it. Nintendo with the switch. Where after years of kind of sparse releases? They hit with the switch running where it was just like month after month. Were getting these first party. Titles with with focus and I think that xbox is going to have that with halo infant kicking off and then getting all of these the thirteen xbox game studios games coming one after another and they might not all be of major consequence but I think that they will all add up to being something that is going to make. People want to invest and the people that want the best experiences are going to buy the consuls anyways so I think that while it might be slower than previous generations that's just because of supply and demand And really supply not demand. Yeah like nick in your question you know you mentioned that are are seeing slow game releases from twenty twenty one on where it is that going to badly or. How badly will this affect next Gen console sales? I think there are already so many factors that play. They're gonNA AFFECT NEXT GEN console sales that game's being games being slowed within the first year. I don't think he's going to be a huge Factor in and. I don't think it's going to be like A. It's not going to have much of a negative effect because there have been reports from the Sony side of things right that they expect for for The PS five to sell less right because they plan for it to be more expensive than the PS four and they do have a limited amount of units being manufactured for that reason right like they're coming they're coming out of this expecting for the concept to to sell us So I think with that. With the fact that Cohen. Nineteen thing and I think you're GONNA see people having less disposable income to work with Moving forward and I think with the fact that like yeah. I think to what Tim was saying right. Like I think you're gonNA see short shortages consoles in general In that first year at least that first launch period I think it costs will sales. I think are going to have a set number like I think I think by the time we're launching by the time. Ps Five and XBOX xbox expertise X. launches that both companies already have an idea of. We'll do this for sure because we only we only made this many knowing that they're gonNA sell out in terms of the first year of games also like as a reminder like the first year of the PS four and xbox one was necessarily a beggar year right like twenty fourteen we got games like dragon. Age Inquisition Shadow of war. But there wasn't really like any stand out like you know crazy game. That came out like there wasn't like a condominium or you know was more the tenor of games coming out in bloodborne. Yeah I remember correctly was the next year wasn't until two thousand. Twenty fifteen or twenty fifteen. So you're going to launch. Yeah and so I think you know as far as as far as games being slow being being a factor. I think yeah like that's not necessarily. I think that's new to these console release periods and then also like. There's going to be a lot of between games that are on both generations. This time around right like destiny is going to be a game out next next-gen sauce on this Gen Ramos Siege. Same thing right like the differences were doing it functions differently than it did last year last year and there were things like Miller solid five. That were crossed Jen. But they were just completely different. Skews that you needed and I think that this is for the first time going to incentivize people even more that here's an example for people that only have the means to invest in one console there either. Experts people are playstation people by necessity. Not By desire right they go. They've let's say there's the xbox people that were this John. The xbox one that could never get a playstation for seeing the playstation four's lineup. And how awesome? It's been like there is nothing of I do. I just invest and get a playstation four now to be able to play all those old games which is how I feel like a lot of my friends. A lot of people. I would've done things in prior generations. Wait till the end get it on the cheap play all the games. I think this gen more than ever people are like more tempted to be fucking. Oh the playstation fibers. Get a play all those games better but it does play all those games and I'll get to play the new ones. You don't fucking it's worth investing. It's worth waiting to save up to get that to then be able to go back and play last one got of war Blah Blah Blah. All those games they might of missed out on because they're in a completely different system. People like afraid. Oh come to mind yeah I I think it's GonNa be interesting time because like I think there's also with that. You also have the the idea that you imagine. There's going to be crossed JEN. Play right like with Ringo six and destiny being examples and overwatch to you. Because he's coming out on both current Gen and I guess they haven't announced next Gen but you'll see 'em next Gen You imagine like people aren't GonNa feel as much pressure to switch over to new consoles if they're able to play with people that are on next. Gen Consoles and that's not necessarily thing that think has been confirmed yet. But that's a thing that. I'm kind of assuming that you're GONNA be able to play with people More so than the previous haven't Nestle had cross Jim plane away that I think you're gonNA YOU'RE GONNA have. Yeah like if cross cross plays thing right and people are cross playing with pc like sampling fortnight. For example right like if I had if I have a PS four. There's no reason why I should be able to prospect with people on but like the not be able to cross with people on. Ps five who are also crossing people on like mentioned that works everything away. And so I think with that. 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Animal Crossing Sales and the Best Paper Mario Game - NVC 521

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Animal Crossing Sales and the Best Paper Mario Game - NVC 521

"The. Low and welcome to Nintendo voice chat. Jen's Nintendo podcast. I'm your host Casey defreitas's in this week, we will be talking about how animal crossing New Horizons is. Now the switches second best selling game will be talking a ton about paper Mario because it is the Japanese release anniversary of the original paper Mario, tennis sixty four, and of course, a whole lot. This week I'm joined by pair Snyder. Brennan Graber Low and for the first time Terry Shorts Hello Terry, you actually dude one of the paper Mario's for us I did I demanded it. No I asked very nicely and they were like, no in volunteers to review paper. Mario colors flashy sure Ken Yeah I guess it was funny because I didn't love it but I liked it more than sticker star but we had given sticker star a higher score in. So I got to my one review experience was the the fun joys of navigating like. How do I explain that? I like this more than the previous game but also explain why my score is lower than the previous reviews for I'm only a couple of hours into the new one though and I'm really enjoying it. Isn't that a pain though I'm sure everyone everyone deal with that before it's like. Well, I like it more than the swine they gave that one a really high score. So what do we do and then you know People figure it out like we all do. I don't know how you're asking. Hey, there are more than one person looks at Jin they had different opinions. Everyone knows it's not true. Pointed it out in the comments. Back back when we were running channels, we tried to make things match up and like even even when you have a small team of people reviewing all the sixty four games, you suddenly run into issues the moment like a playstation games ported and you're like, they gave obt and nine that's like a six for us, and so the moment like it just like trying to make things matchup between people broke down after less than a year. Funny? Teams I like first of all I'm so Casey. Thank you so much for having me on this episode because I love paper I, love the franchise and the First Paper Mario Game. We'll talk about it later but it's like tied for when my favorite games ever but it is funny because I realized recently came out when I was twelve open I totally. Have nostalgia for like it being perfection because my twelve year old Brian was like this is a perfect game and now I'm like an adult and consuming this in a different way. So probably who knows how if this was the first game that I played how I'd feel about it but it's such a special franchise and I'm glad we get to celebrate it. And I'm so glad to have you on this week not only to talk about paper Mario. But also I know you're a big Fan of animal crossing as well and I think it's pretty big news. The animal crossing your horizons is now the second best selling switch game. So nintendo released some financial data recently and we got a lot of INFO basically Emma crosses new highs sales have reached twenty, two million, which is crazy. It's insane right and can anyone guess what is beating it out for being the best selling? which game I'm sure every their Gal Mario Arts eight deluxe only other one. It's better that it's outsold smash and Zelda and Mario, Odyssey, which is insane yet Mario. Odyssey isn't even in the top five bestselling switch games anymore, which is also crazy. Yeah. I know people people always consider Games Lynn, ZELDA TO BE SYSTEM SELLERS Super Mario in the end. It is about booking on smash brothers animal crossing Mario, Kart those I usually at the top of every generation unless you have like a we sports or some odd ball game thrown into the middle bed like what's even more notable as you know, animal crossing is not a complete reinvention of animal crossing. So it's a little bit like an animal crossing deluxe, right? Like it's the best of all. The Games just like Mario Kart is not a new game. It's actually a re release of the last one. It'd be nice to see what what happens when they make a really new Mario Kart or a completely new game like that I? Think of all the the years to have to coast down the the fall lineup of not a whole lot. They're having animal crossing this year really helped kind of like ride that coaster of like what we we have a lot of profits this year. So maybe we'll have a giant released settle planned for this year that we know of. Looking, good for them. It's so lucky that came out when it did in in a really dark way because I think in a normal year, would we have seen animal crossing have this kind of response where I think which the stat fifty percent of all new consoles were playing animal crossing that during its release but it's at a time when it's coming out where people need to fill their time with something new and exciting and such an accessible game and everyone was playing it and celebrities were playing it, and so it's like during the pandemic when you're you're trying to fill all that time, it makes a lot of sense why this specifically. Blew up in such a big way especially more than all the previous installment. Did it really did get the corona bump but if you look at any sort of trend data available out there, if you look at twitter released a report on what people searched the most for or you know what topics were trending, the most like animal crossing on all these lists at this chart shows Google search interest in the biggest games in all of the Games on the list multiplayer games like call of duty war zone League of legends like any like any of the four, any of the big games and then animal crossing comes in goes. Like. CRANSTON. But it's not but it's not a competitive game where you're constantly, you know like you're measuring your rain or looking for versus yes you are very competitive with your island. No, it was just a right game at the right time we couldn't travel anywhere. So we wanted to show people islands and traveled to people's islands I mean people were going on dates in animal crossing the people were meeting tender, and then going on animal crossing dates like I remember reading a polygon article about how people were specifically buying animal crossing to be able to participate in those kind of virtual tastes which I found really funny and I think one of the tells that the. Current like world environment affected the sales is at amac.us rising still ten million more copies than any other animal crossing which. I mean to me that doesn't sound like a flute greatly who would have guessed that it with sell so much more than the previous installments. I mean, well deserved. I think it's a really good game. I've kind of lapsed. Now I don't know Terry if you're still religiously chicken I checked in twice in the last two weeks I translated all my energy playing animal crossing to coordinating our animal crossing charity streams that we did instead because I saw I honestly the thing that broke me was I went to my brother's island six years younger than I. Am he's teacher and he had a lot of downtime and like the way his brain worked to conceptualize meticulously a craft in lake. Tariff on his island I was like Oh. Yeah. I can't do this and I was like about like I'd rather just you know put put that energy into other good places. Honestly, tapped out really early because I was intimidated. Also I'm sorry. My neighbor is mowing their lawn right now I think. So if sticking up on the Mike I profusely apologize. We'll try to get through it. I man this is really distracting. It's so loud in here it over my headphones but keep going. Good. Snoring dog. So. Okay. No sound effects in the background here no doubt superleague zone super intimidated trying to make an island to look. Nice. So I decided to just not try it all and then no, one can judge me because there's no product to look at. I think it's really interesting that they saw such a spike in switch sales I. Think you can pretty clearly connect that to people one eight play animal crossing and I think it absolutely had to be because of the multiplayer element in the online element that they added in in such a big way here because you you had so many people talking about playing it, and again I think the fact that it broke through the pop culture sphere in such a meaningful way really impacted kind of the reach the way. People. Were consuming it when you see all the like the Elijah Wood story of him, going to a random girls like island for turnips and and all this stuff I think that it just encouraged the spread a lot wider in a weird way. It reminded me of the launch of poke Mongo very different way because this cabbie out inside instead of outside but the way that it like it spread so much farther beyond the kind of traditional sphere of people who would play that type of that's exactly right it. Is it is. It is kind of like one of these big phenomenon where something blows up because of the pokemon go ahead this cultural impact because people actually went outside and so everybody talked about this like I looked again, I looked at Google trends, data I. Don't I don't think there many spikes that are this big like honestly like even like something like the Travis Scott Fortnight concert that was a huge blips in activity nothing measured up to this animal crossing outside of poking Mongo's big spike and I almost. Think Yeah I was GONNA say but if we're talking about four night, you go to a Drake Ninja and fortnight and that's that's the moment right where it breaks like Ninja, and the black hole also was really big but animal crossing was sustained it wasn't just this one week thing it was like a month of really high trends and then I will say like it probably would sold even better if the switch wasn't sold out and I think the biggest casualty of hardware not being so scarce was ring fit adventure. Would have cleaned up during the you know the early corona days and it just you couldn't buy it. People were selling it on Ebay for three hundred dollars, which is it rosy? Yeah. But I on that? No. Even though there was a bit of a shortage Nintendo probably could have done even better there your for year profits still have risen over five hundred percent, which is insane. So Congratulations to anyone who bought like Nintendo stocks in the past couple of years goes it's doing super well right now. But I also wanted to mention that Nintendo's mobile and. Mobile. Income has actually increased thirty, two point, seven percent which I found interesting because Nintendo. Just recently said that they're going to stop investing in Mobile Gaming. I wanted here. I don't know pairs kind of opinions on that. Mobilised up everything's is up in mobile because people spend more time playing games like it's not that gamers don't know the Games are going to go away and let me quickly play. No. It's just a lot of activity especially in Asia China and Japan way OP. Games. So we'll payments go five percent orch bust. By the way Japan. Took a break from playing human fall flat with just I don't know if you've been following this Jain Norma success in Japan. Well. No. Humidity Fall Flat? Yeah. No, it's. It's the same title in the US as well it it's actually it's not a Japanese game like it got big because it was featured on some big variety show in Japan with some stars. Actually the PS four version was, and it just exploded on the switch it just keeps selling. It's like number one in the shop all the time. That? Yeah. Is it like what the name promises though like? Like. No No. No. It's like Octo dad where you have like a weirdly lanky care. Yeah, it's been out for ages, but it just blew up. And one more thing before we move onto paper Mario that I wanted to mention is that These sales numbers make animal crossing new horizons better selling than any PS four exclusive not to start anything I. Just thought it was interesting data that I wanNA throw. On. A C.. intendo in the console where yet? I hate counselors I, think they're dumb. Don't don't do it. I. Just think it's an interesting data point. But I think that has anything to do with kind of like the the number of key flagship Nintendo Games. They're kind of like more concentrated if you're talking about corn intendo, Ip's and how many released in in what you can go to play. Yeah. No I think you're exactly right there. Terry I think that the League games that come out for the tennis switch that people are excited for by in way in big droves are kind of more spread out than games that come out in the PS four is the biggest games come on switch switch exclusive whereas ps four is getting games at also come on Xbox etc. Not that we don't get games but you guys know what will And the big difference to the last generation was that Nintendo titles, the big exclusives were split over two platforms right so suddenly you have the switch with fifty million install base, which is half of what the four has but it's like you no longer have people going Gaga game on the three s and you know not on where you. Are. And now we just have one but we just talked about how animal crossing new. Horizons. Is Now the second best selling switch game behind only Mario Kart eight deluxe next up. We will be talking about paper Mario and not just paper Mar Origami King. But all of paper Mario because ten years ago this week on August eleventh the original tomorrow was released in Japan and actually. Come out into the US in two thousand one. But because Origami King just came out and it's fresh in everyone's minds I figured we'd take this opportunity to talk about a little bit about the history paper. Mario our in our favorite paper. Mario's includes some video comments that we got from. You guys back at home who send us your video comments. Thank you for those yaps. Paper Mario. Recently, somebody asked me something about earthbound sixty four and I had to go back into our archives because I did see that game at space world. So many years ago, and as as I was looking back at our space world coverage from there I saw that we played paper Mario for the first time at space world and the signs all said Super Mario RPG two. And so it was called Super Mario. RPG Two originally was supposed to be a direct follow up to the square game with the already with the changed visuals, and then for the US, the working title was Super Mario Adventure. was called Mario Story for awhile, and it's like it's a game of many names. But now it's Super Mario, my vivid first memory of the paper Mario Franchise was the commercial that aired on TV around because I thought again I was like twelve when it came up I thought it was the funniest commercial i? It played played so much into. into the idea that this paper Mario I don't know if you have you guys seen it. Do you know what I'm talking about? Over. Look. What happens just? What it's like a live action commercial where Mario is just cardboard, and so he's like being he's like on a string and being dragged through the water and like peaches being held over a paper shredder and it just it as a kid that got my attention in that way I at the time, we would always get go to like toys, R. US and. Get to try out games on the sixty four that they would have set up there and I remember playing it just falling in love with the the humor at the time and You know obviously coming off of stuff like Super Mario Sixty four it was just a for me that intimacy for was my first Nintendo console so I'd never played Super Mario. Since gone back and played it and understand Oh. Yes that totally you know was was the inspiration for it. But for me, it was just like a very interesting blending of is the totally spoke to me what's really interesting is. You go ahead. Up The market in general because I. Remember over the big thing with the commercials. Also, if you have the old Nintendo power issues or the game magazines, they just had a cutout. SCISSOR thing marketing around paper Martin Free Demo. was going to say that game was born out of the limitation that. The sixty four just couldn't handle the type of expression and characters characters that the designers wanted. Right. They went from something that looked like Super Mario RPG like really looked like Mario characters and then they're trying to do this. In the characteristics didn't look right and then they're using sprites and everything looked super flats and so then they came up with a genius idea on just said what if it's paper and then they built that into the game, people can turn sideways to be invisible and squeeze into cracks and all of that, and it's just like this tremendous creativity born out of a limitation of the sixty four just not being able to do pretty looking car said downside is no more Gino. Upside is great new physics to play. I did mention that the original Super Mario RPG was made by square and I. believe that one of the first concept images they showed intendo was Mario with A. And they they had a rework around that and make it more Morio like, but they ended up using a similar graphic system. It was the rare systems graphic system that donkey Kong you. So it looked really really great on the Super Nintendo for its time and they only went over to intelligence systems when they went to the intended sixty four and because intelligence systems was fire Emerald's developers they got another a different great some different developer known for great RPG's to start working on the new Super Mario Super Super, Mario, or G, which is now paper Mario and. To work on it since then square obviously I mean that's another one of those. Fortuitous or not fortuitous moments depending on how much you wanted a straight up sequel to super. Mario. RPG's that square said, hey, we don't want to be on N. sixty four because these cartridges too damn expensive right and they took all their toys and left then. So then Nintendo to their credit didn't let the concept of Super Mario Rpg die until they took out all PG. But they continued them for a while. So that's pretty cool. Train it. So I wanted to also just kind of go down the list paper is generally been a pretty well received game. obviously escorting nine on I. And Thousand Year Door came out in two thousand and four scored nine point one also amazing and if any of you guys want to stop me if I'm on your favorite paper, Mario that you'd like to talk to how her eight. Thousand Your door. thousand-year door and I think we passed a terrorist favorite one though. Is your favorite host. The original paper Mario is your favorite paper Mario first of all I like I will flag that the reason why I know vividly that I was twelve when paper Mario. Continually, dating myself is that like someone recently posted a tweet where they were like, what were your favorite games that came out when you were twelve and I looked back and it was like, Oh, all my favorite games like still that hold that bet a special place in my heart seemed to come out from around. That window. But again, for me I love RPG's and for me taking the franchise I love that was not only a very funny game but also mechanics I thought were really clever. I loved it took all these familiar elements from Mario but really translated it into an accessible RPG with with again, the physics and playful functionality of people being paper on what does that mean and how does that affect only story but the way you play the game I I just found it in mentally immensely playable and end. Have revisited it every five or ten years if I can since then in every time like again, I, have that nostalgia but. Still find those things that I love in it there and I think you know for me holding that close to my heart, I miss that core RPG element of it as it's become a bit more like an action RPG player they've experimented with the combat system a lot since I think post thousand-year door every game I'm like just go back just like do the spiritual successor two, thousand year door. What is this Origami King Combats Again I. I appreciate that riff on the combat system in some fashion. But like so my favorite one is thousand year door the follow up to paper felt like it took everything that was great about the first one. Then they added just like they added. More like craziest scenarios I loved all the NBC character said go around with you. You know having kind of a second character with you was just really cool the battle system know obviously with the time presses and then yeah, it was it was a role playing game right whereas the later games while action adventures this one had RPG leveling you wind up a level by level every time you leveled out you had to decide. Where you put your points, right? Do you want more health? You want more flour points whatever and you you have to make these decisions and so you'll pass could be slightly different depending on the player. But yeah, it's it's just obviously a lot of stuff involved evolved since then and I really like a lot of things about origami king there's so much there. The writing is just night and day it's just so much better now. And there's so many clever little mini games and game shows and all of that stuff by. The battle system just never as good again as it was when battles counted for something not just coins but that skill of knowing when to tap and having that cadence down over the years remains. Knowing, when to whack the Hammer because. That was something that came up with in for Super Super. Mario PG. Originally, and it just kind of stuck with a series of percents you wanted I. think he wanted the turn based combat to have more action in it. So Action Commands. Brendan what is your favorite paper? Mario. The next one, the list Super Mario. But that's only because I've never been a huge RPG person I don't know what scared me away from turn based combat and party members like I. Think it would be was feeling like you couldn't always have everyone in your party at once not like not I, love everyone equally I want them all to be here at the same time all so. Even though on the we the Super Paper Mario like cut was the end of the RPG. You can still gain levels, but it was like very like. Behind. The scenes your attack power would raise a little bit. You get more little health but like there was no more stat allocation for items to equip but I still really liked the story that they invented with this one it was like this really weird other dimension this like really mysterious character it also the The combination of the mysterious Mr L. The bizarre Luigi. Guy For. You had a lot of really interesting characters for it was it was very different and like. Going to different universes in seeing like Oh is not just about having toads cupolas in. GOUMAS let's go to a Samurai world for a or let's go to this prehistoric caveman world little say crag single word they say and like. It was almost very similar to majority mass. There's present like black hole into the world thing for him behind June is always on your mind and you think like you know a split along game, you beers to save the world and then at one point just like actually now, the only got something like the abyss. Now, our all the world's gone now I. Can I have the pieces it was like it was such a different change of pace that I really enjoy g villains really good too I. Remember the villains pretty well developed you know. ME. Will, to a spider. I know that I wasn't liking Super Mario is divisive because it got away from the Turnpike the turn based RPG that paper Mario in Super Super Mario RPG was known for, but I mean. This is actually the first paper Mario I need I know I'm terrible. I shouldn't even be here with this discussion the only paper played are. I think that's probably why they stuck with it. Right because it suddenly became a bit more accessible than just the RPG crowd. That's interesting that that's how the conversation has turned his I remember at the time at least in my limited friend group like people to respond really well to to that shift and I heard more people talking about that again within my limited fear like pre twitter and all that In terms of you know going from paper Mario Anything. When you pick these Games series up. Yeah, right. Eight point nine, which is very great. Almost amazing. So still scored pretty well, Nigen. Take it on its own. It's obviously a really good game, but it's it's tough. Always if you're a fan of a franchise and something changes, right like Zelda to is the biggest example of that people said I don't want that even those two is perfectly fine game in a in a really cool. Side stories we go again. I think it's telling them that. Casey what's your favorite part paper Mar, I feel unqualified to tell you what my favorite is because I've only played super paper Mario Sticker Star. So I appeal although Novak play paper Mario I want them to come to the switch please put them on. The issue too is not what avenues to go back and play these classics. I've plane housing. I was GonNa say I what I wanted to play thousand year door for each is, is it even on we you to play or is it only on Gamecube that you'd have to go back in late on? No. You have to hook up a game cube. We got we got one hookup. Actually. replaced. Oh Yeah we yeah you can. You can use you. Hundred dollars, but the tiny diskin. Oh. Yeah. The scary. Out of all of my Nintendo consoles game was the only one that started to malfunctions disagreed updating desk. So I no longer have my original purple one I have a silver one now. We break. It sounded like a jet engine was like squeaking stuff in the end. I still have my in sixty four, which is my prized possessions. How can we were talking about destroyed? Can Destroy Sixty four? People will be gone and they'll be in sixty four still. I believe it's legacy is best controller ever as well. Right? Three people yes, we have three. The reason why Casey I double checked to ask what your favorite would have been as because like I think it's telling that for each of us the first three are the best because to me after Super Paper Mario is when the Gimmick started overtake the franchise and like you can argue that the gimmick of it being paper Mario is like Kind of core to the DNA but with sticker star and color splash even a little bit to Origami King Again I'm not super deep into it, but like the gimmick becomes. So part of like here's what sets this one apart that you know I think that the last two before this I don't feel qualified to speak to Origami King yet 'cause I'm not I haven't beat it but the last two for me just we're lacking for the legacy of the franchise. I don't another interesting to point out is that I think when they made an intelligence systems made a demo for Super Paper Mario for the we they when they presented it to me a moto he said it was it exact comedy of the original paper Mario and put the back to the drawing board and came back again with a kind of like updated one, and then he said it was boring and then they they completely completely redid it in came up with a totally different concept than the original so. Different. Mammal. Does Not in our BG Guy. So you know but but it means that people keep trying new stuff and once in a while you get Mario and Luigi Paper Jam with actually. Talking about sticker star I'm talking about superstar. Mario sorry I see. Start. To. Spend a little longer than they're often too so. And coins This was also kind of of merging like a diverging pass moment when the Mario Luigi franchise kind of broke off as the RPG. China whereas paper Mario went off to the more adventure almost almost adventure puzzle by this point, even action to enter. A lot just like solving these combat scenarios, but then we had Marin Luigi in the s superstar. Partners time inside story Dream Team that was that still kept the the level APPS, the turn based combat and. They've had their share gimmicks to, but they've at least kind of stayed true to the EU will level up and you will gain experience and you will have these based scenarios even if it's simplified. Do you think that something thing to the fact that those were largely handheld versus console that they not feel like a core Nintendo and no RPG. Could sell consoles in the same way if it was a more traditional RPG format who knows Louis. Telling. Maybe, intelligence system doesn't WANNA make those types of games right like. The Super Jim was made by was made by Alpha dream and they only made those types of games right? They're. They're out of business now, right? Like the whole Orient Luigi franchise gone. By Two yes. Sometimes, it's also the develop preference right? If you get a strong game designer designer who says, you know what I'm bored with RPG's I WANNA do more action oriented stuff you get you get different games. And I just wanted to quickly finish writing off these scores. That paper Mario has gotten a supermarket eight point nine sticker started in eight point three color splash go seven, point three. Mario Luigi Paper Jam I completely forgot it existed. I. Don't know what scoring. Six. and. Then at the Origami King got a seven which is good and it may have if we still had our old Aegean scored, it might have scored better than color splash I don't really know, but it is good. They're both good either way. But on that, no, I did want to show some videos on some gaps that some of our viewers of Centene in this first one is Patrick and he's making the case why the thousand year door is his favourite and actually a lot of people said thousand door. So here we go. Forty five seconds while they premiered thousand, your door is the best game series. Here we go the battle stage within set interactive audience that they throw items on stage or sometimes smack mad at audience with troublemakers. So cool at the integration of paper abilities turning abor airplane Boda tube is just so so created a the CD nature of rogue or typical explore. In fact that use the Piazza's sunshine as gangsters a the Yoshida has different colors depending when he lived the game. So cool is completely optional. Barner. To be found in the game that secret that's Awesome A. Grip a warrior in bed together those combinations turning to Wallaby. Jay is just so good. So good. What a good elevator pitch? Game that I forgot about so much of that. Will. Thank you, Patrick for your video copy. Appreciate it in this next one is from Andrew and his favorite is thousand year door, but he makes the case for the Origami Shing instead. Paper Mario those I know everybody tends to say thousand doors their favorite in I totally get that in Canada. But really is mind too but we're GONNA kings so good by the on section really Kinda messed me up for a day or so and. There's just a lot to like about that game. But I will say this everybody wants three World Mario Three D world to come from the we you to the switch and I do too but could grief I would not be sad if color splash paper Mario. Team over to the switches. because. That is Dang good came and totally underrated way. See. Would you say color slashes underrated Terry? I would sooner get thousand year door or okay or original paper Mario Super Paper Mario over versus like more. I just you know we haven't been able to as excessively play those games recently versus it doesn't feel like color splash was too far distant. For me though maybe easier to port over ultimately for the switch system. Look it on what kind of. What kind of battle systems you like to? I think there are a lot of people not loving the. Attorney. Puzzle style of Origami King, and there's some people really like that and same with like card battle system some people just loathsome. Thank you so much for your video comment. Andrew in this last videos from addiction he he's making a case for Super Paper Mario like Brendan my out the drag night. I. Love It. Handy crew huge fan of the show here. Was My favorite paper Mario game is actually kind of a controversial pick and it's super paper Mario. I think the reason I liked this game so much because I grew up playing, it's connection to it but more importantly I just really loved the story and the characters in the world in this game I think all those aspects are just ought on and probably my favorite story in any Mario Game Not just anymore RPG. and also I wasn't really a fan of the action adventure elements of the newer game. So I really like how this game are simplified. Those elements made me appreciate the story even more and say, that's my pick for my favorite paper. Mario Game. Link. Thank you so much for all of your gaps. Look out for another article asking for gaps later I know I'm saying, yes, you might be saying what is the Yep Casey a yep is a video comment that you can leave to us at the bottom of our articles and idea dot com and I usually or I will post in our facebook group of the nintendo voice podcast forums whenever those call up goes lookout for article and look at on our facebook group for your chance to be featured on Nintendo Voice Chat X. Week. and. With that, we just finished talking about paper Mario as thank you so much for joining me to talk about paper Mario and kind of like the history of the series a little bit. It'll tiny tiny little like dive into it but not a deep dive. But hopefully, you learn some things that you didn't know before and now let's on to some more news. The first piece of more news is I like to call the section is that Ocean Horn to is coming to switch. I don't any you are familiar with this. I I heard that Jose. Game. So I think it's kind of funny to bring it up I'm sorry. But. Merely. Somewhere Jose's like, no. No disturbance in the force. So I I saw some videos ocean horn on on facebook. It was an ad or something as well as gimmicks lot like Zelda I think that's kind of where people. The interest of this game is picking up Ocean Horn. Two nights of the loss realm has been an apple arcade exclusive for wild but now coming to switch this fall I know Brian said that the original wind didn't translate that well, when it came to switch because it was very obviously made for Mobile, but maybe the second one might be different Perrineau. You've you've played them a little bit I've only played the first run after meeting to play the the second one on. On Apple Arcade. It is. It looks it looks like wind Waker at the game plays very different. You know it's a little bit less about like this free form exploration. They're competent games but. You know it's like it's a good approximation of a wind waker like adventure for a phone, and so the moment you put it on the switch, it suddenly sits next to these falling adventure games. We'll see maybe the second one is just upgraded so much. It can hold its own. I'll play. Canceled check it out when it comes out this next piece of news is that crash bandicoot four it's about time. May become to switch. So we know it's coming to the peace for an experts. One on October second insane trilogy also came to switch about a year after its peaceful release but we've found someone found some placeholder code on the game's website about the tennis which version. So. How likely do you think this information is to be true? Well I don't know if the placeholder code is the giveaway because you'd have to compare to other entries on that website and see whether they're placeholder code is just always visible always in the back end and not just not just for this title but in the this person made on that, but a crash just does well on any of these platform games do really well unintended. Oh, switch and so. Yeah it it makes sense I think it's very likely this will come over. Yeah I don't think anyone would be upset about it at all. And, lastly, we only have one piece of news this week that is that Nintendo's breath wild Amigo of Meka and valley may be getting repents. So this was this is also kind of like dubious source, but this was found on Nintendo's like consumer product certificates of compliance page. So they applied for another certificate to create these Bebo. So they might be getting reprints a wanted. But why I don't know the question Zelda game coming on stream will. On it's it's coming but something that feel it's one place to do it especially as always the best to confess things I've never bought an Amoeba. I just haven't being. Why am truth giant clicks you don't have. Some. Some I've got. This is usually how I get them but I've never actually used one. They usually just sit on my shelf and I've never felt the need to purchase them. So maybe I'll need the elevator pitch from pair but I feel like it's worth Co. in thing versus as much implementation right? The use of PEN Games is pretty bad. It's not great. Right but like for kids is cool to have this magical moment of toy interacting with the game. That's cool. It worked WELINSK islanders but no a lot of the later games also, they were kind of like an afterthought. Breadth of the wild implementation with the wolf was pretty cool to unlock. Like that and then if you scanned any others like items and fish and whatnot would fall from the sky and that was pretty fun you get some looking include that was pretty cool. Yeah in the. Armor was really awesome. Happened with wild. But they're all about like the cool figures they look really good priorities are like instead of buying a bunch of me Bo, I could buy a good time a bowling ball as you see behind, me never use a bunch of Amoeba while never you so. Go somewhere. But yeah, I figured it's out on NBC I first appearance to a bit. That I have never. HOUSTON AMOEBA. I've only bought a handful myself so you're given. The Monster, Hunter Casey. I only have the I only have one of them, and that's because logan very kindly gifted wanted me for Christmas last year. Thank you again for that. I. Really appreciate it and I didn't buy the other ones because parrot hat them all. Can. He goes the little writers. L.. Called I. Honestly. Yeah wrath loosen wrapped in the got very often but I do really regret not buying those because when they first came out, you could actually get on Amazon for thirteen dollars each. And I'm sad I didn't do it. But Hey, maybe they'll do reprint some A. Maybe When Monster Hunters stories to comes out for the switch. Happening that's just me trying to speak things into existence. Brendan what are we going to get those yet? To say said. No but that is about all the news for this week. So let's move on into gangs coming out this week including x out on the twelfth for twenty dollars in acute mkhize, you battling aimed the cool painfully art style. I actually played this game at e three last year when we actually could go to three play games in person and. I thought this was really cute it basically. So the MAC. You're playing like a little chubby animal and you have to go to different rooms inside of Mac to do things so. Explain this. It's more kind of like a strategy game where you kind of have to strategize where you go to start doing processes within the MAC FDA author ago and to battle someone and you have p. so you can fight someone doing the same thing and I had a lot of fun with it. I thought it was really interesting. I think it's worth a look. Check, it out. In the next one is ferry, have any of you played this game I'm playing it just looks really nice really pretty. good-looking Heck Space Board game basically right with with cards. It Looks Very Casey I. Now I-. I desperately WanNa play I was hoping you'd get a code, but we haven't. So maybe eldest despite tomorrow. Is One of Tom's favourite digital card guide notes. That's what makes me really went to by Tom and I are really we're quite on the same page with with games if it was John that I like and Tom Lakes I'm going to like it. So I feel like I need to get it. It does say this is one of Tom's favorite digital card games ever, but I need to check this out. Another game. Tom Speaks to us. Thank you Tom Again for filling out these games coming out this week I don't know what I'd do without you because you always seem to know about all these games like years before they come on and switch I don't know how you do it. It's like you have some sort of machine that gets games earlier than the switch or something. But. Next game is deemed power the. Powered Very. High. Tech. But. This next game is brewing comes out on the thirteenth for fifteen dollars and Tom says, it's a competitive party game where you. At each other and it stands out in its quality and its from the makers of also game called the adventure pals I mean. I could always use an excuse for brings people. Offensive giraffe right. I'm not sure sure. Yeah do it. Does it have a giraffe? How's your sloth getting going? As your sloth game going. Does Utopia pals with giraffe. It's great. I'm not playing that right now. I went back to pick cross s four. I'm not playing my sloth game. Sorry one of my sloth game. was just it was just a key kind of figure that I remember seeing from the game. and. Lastly the last game coming out this week that Tom Thought was worth mentioning is Double Click Heroes Out on the thirteenth for twenty two rhythm shoot up your band driving a car through Zombie apocalypse killing enemies with the power of rock the sounds but. Rock in all caps. Yeah, I'LL COP rocks. He's a unique. Great reviews from its early access period on steam you're showing his adventure house. No, that's that's yourself game with must. That, we're kind of already on the topic. So we were just talking about came out this week, which includes full to x. Boomerang Fu and double kick heroes. But let's talk about games. You were actually playing this week Brennan, we start off with you what do you plan? Sure one of them is fog is because. That I know it's not on pledged I. Really Hope One day gets poured because it's pretty much like a Mario Party mitigate battle royale meets the game show. Yeah. stupidly fun and there's some there's amount of skill but there's more chaos and I love chaos many games like playing when smashed items on. Being to adapt the things the other guy on plane is not. Acne. quickly. Illegitimate A MoD of a ROM for Banjo zooey. It is called Benjamin zooey and the time. We mentioned this on NBC. Just Nintendo knows I own a copy of because Sola jet. Not Really Really Brian than either. Via made by Marco. He's done some other Ahmad work in the past, and this is like a full fledged MoD of Banja gazillion the Korean. Time Universe in every area of the game has been like revamped into a clip the phone world it's it's a Lotta Fun. I haven't been yet, but it's it's really challenging. So what can you tell us a little bit more about the gameplay like how executives play more like Zelda zooey. It is like your Badger Zooey, but the world's. Time, and there've been some revisions to area some additions to make it more flexible on friendly. So but then like there's lots of Easter eggs everywhere, you can find little like game cartridges and like box are hiding every corner There's a giant statue of Econometric village I don't know why but there are actually some really challenging areas of like figuring out where to get all the big is all the notes non-staff like Catholic platform across some pretty crazy areas but it's also cool because like they take ideas of like you only saw. Bits and pieces of Jairo. Castle. But in this one, you can actually climb to the very top of the castle and find Gygi on top. So there's some relief fund imagining like all the music's redone. So it's got that like grant Kirkhope kind of feel to it, but it's the time music and also like shifted go underwater yet that classic like Mellow. Feel when you water the music changes and the some other like additions to like, you can hear the past music in some places but it's really well thought out I'm it's. Amazing and if you like Magic Kazoo. Ukulele or click the on games and you have access to a emulator then yeah. Thanks for sharing burden. Terry, what do you plan? So weirdly am playing a final fantasy night in the final fantasy nine port on a switch. So I had gone back a couple months ago at this point and I had never played final fantasy seven, and so I played the switch version which I know we but like this, which is the best console and I would play anything on switch over anything else for how. Just enjoyable. It is to play that console wherever I want So my husband has never played final fantasy final fantasy nine and We wanted something to play together and so after I beat final fantasy seven instead of playing final fantasy seven remake like a normal person which I bought but have not yet. We decided to get final fantasy nine into. We've been playing through women doing it kind of in dribs and drabs but we went on we like had to leave the house a little bit, and so we went to like Joshua tree in the middle of the desert and just played video games for a couple of days and Michael. Was Play paper Mario, Origami King, which I also am like a hours into but really got to the point in final fantasy nine where like it gets good. We're almost done with the disc three portion and all that. So in all my free time instead of fog is or paper Mario or doing like any other number of things I should be doing I've been playing final fantasy nine with him instead, and it's really fun. Is Weird though I don't love it. But was great. What's the port? So I went from playing the F. Seven port which I thought was really well done and just well. For like a modern gaming experience I kind of got rid of some of the things like the lag in between. That can take for a battle to start all these. Elements that going back to the actual disc version of those games can sometimes be hard a modern day Apparently, the I, which I did not realize that F nine port is from the mobile version mobile port, a final fantasy nine, which makes a lot of sense because it I wouldn't call it the smartest poor a lot of the stuff you have to go through like a start menu to make changes into being able to press like the L.. Triggers. weirdly some of the lag is still there in the battle startups which I don't understand they could avoid that in the spikes themselves like just feel out of place against they've they've updated the sprites but not any of the backgrounds. So it's still kind of hard to navigate, but I haven't been able to play the game in a while because my physical copy had some issues with it, and so it's been nice to just return to it and it's that Lake Paper Mario. is one of my favorite games fall time and again came out the same era. So it's nice to see if it like holds up as well as I have all this nostalgia for it and I'm really enjoying laying it instead of anything else I should be doing. That's fine. Sometimes it just. Care what do you plan. You know what game could use a fast run button like F F seven sport is paper Mario the Origami King. Once once you're done with a lot of stuff which I finished the game I I enjoyed it a lot. I think is really cool. It is held back by not having an RPG leveling system in the battle system. Outstanding. It's welcome but the boss battle Susta frigging awesome. It's got so many clever areas, but it could use some some more help when you're trying to chase down all the toads and all the things in the end you got little accessories you can go clip to help with detection obviously, you can see where you'll missing stuff on. On the kind of the map summary, but like running faster would be really nice in that. It's great. I'm actually wondering is Awestruck by the fact that there is an area in the game that reminds me a lot of kid Icarus they as an area in the game that reminds me a lot of wind waker Zelda in in a way like I was I curious if any time in the development of this game, they thought about doing a little paper, Zelda jokes or something because it's literally there's an area with. With trials named after the three pieces of the try for like you know they it's got these little. It's not it's not like spelled out or like Zelda fiend in any way, but it's just like so many coincidences. I can't imagine actually are coincidence honestly like Origami King like if you're if if you still on the fence, it's super enjoyable. Terry, you're still in the portion of the game I don't feel like it's come into its own at it hits its stride and kind of like the you know the boat in the desert, the areas and like. You guys I've seen like in the Nintendo voice chat like internal Jan channels. You guys dropping things like the desert level and stuff like that. So I'm looking forward to what I have to look forward to I'm still in almost at the end of the Red Streamer portion I'm not sure it's kind of like the first world that you go to figure out what to the end of one of the streamer. So I'd like I found all the toads of unlocked a lot of that level and I'm just about Kinda go up the mountain tear gas about how pair thought about the battle system because you you don't really like it. Yeah. I've heard that everyone really likes the boss battles. So I haven't gotten to that point yet I've wacked some big paper Michelle Goldberg and and what have you. But I'm I feel like I'm on the brink of the actual boss battle and I'm excited to see like what it is about them. The people like so much knows wheelers anyone the regular ballots has don't get better because you have two types of a tax basically attack in a straight line and attack with a hammer and a in a four square kind of like four things and like you can get items like fire flowers but they do the same thing as the boots like as you know. Like. It's it's weird puzzle. It'll never encounter like ice enemies were yeah and then like it works better than the boss but you never like encounter an ice enemy where you really have to use the flowers, it's like it's just easy once the battle starts and you never really threatened by anything and so it's imbalance and then on top of that gives you a lot of help. So if you if you don't like the battle systems. The toads money so that they solve part of the puzzle for you, and then there's actually an item you can go into the menus, turn on this system so that the battles I even or easier so. You can. You say they're easy but I'm like I'm filled with spite over the idea that I actually have to pay the toads and so I'm kind of like resistant to it thus far. But I've definitely died a couple of times because I didn't figure out the puzzle right and it just like Saturn. Dot Com. Give them give the toads two hundred coins? That's all and you? You make more than two enter coins on each? You'll always of money used why? Like two hours into the game I had ten thousand coins and it makes a lot more sense now. collectibles. Completion. This you got to buy some expense collectibles. Yeah. But it's really good I. I really enjoyed. I think is a really good game and then I played a ton more of pick cross s for some reason. I have, every. Game on the switch on the system and tried to finish them all in the s four has a lot of stuff in it. I'm over fifty hours in it. And they I still haven't done any of the very few of the, which is my least favorite mode. So I'm on the color ones now. Great. I've actually as I played a a video games can I've tried to proud to say but I? I played a whole round of fall guys. Yeah. It was actually really fun. Is Very funny. I didn't get I didn't win I played one round didn't win I know I'm letting everyone down I might as well give up my my wiki scarred, but I did win the first three games in the round but. I didn't win. On you play. There is a really stupid one where we had a collect balls I duNno, I dislike I did terrible at it but I thought it was funny. Yeah. A team games such like. either. Really Fun or really bad because Niger teams party simulator games as et you can go all the way bad or all the way good or two teams can go against one team just totally ruined their day and sometimes team and it really sucks. I have not played it yet, but I've watched so many different peoples either like ultimate fail videos that they've posted or incredible wind videos, and so I feel like I'm picking up skills from that the WHO knows if they apply in practice at Simon Cardi from our UK team I don't know if you guys saw his video for one, it's it's one of the ones. Going up an incline. There's lighten. Okay. So he I don't know the names of the yet, but he just managed a perfectly go all the way up along the right side the entire way with zero. To him, it was perfectly timed and he like one and I was so blown away I was like, I'm GonNa try to make that my strat every time by the time actually do play this game and see if I can stay on the edge obviously. A did that map once and I got hit a bunch of times like, oh, there's no way I'm GonNa win I'm so far behind and see Evan ramp to the crowd at the top and they all keep bouncing off grabbing under the crown and I'm watching like literally like eight other people. Bounce off and in pin like. One. Perfect the fall guys is a fun game that is unfortunately not on the switch but I did place which game played some slow fire which I guess I don't need to tell you guys anymore but I also played some clubhouse games when our power went out the other day for a couple of our. So that was fun always keeps which charge just in case you power style. Poem, and with that, let's move on to question block. And what's this first question or I guess it's not really questioned more of a PSA which I do appreciate from in Monopoly Minneapolis says longtime first time just wanted to pass along that after her last week show about the NS tennis which online vouchers expired after a year WOMP WOMP I realized they had them and they'd expired got in contact Nintendo customer service as soon as I could they were very courteous reactivated extended the voucher by a week. For one time only for three houses and people more Origami King now safely downloaded on my switch and I cannot describe how happy I am about that. Now, I just have to get through my backlog which includes finishing Super Mario Odyssey tales the spirit in starting, sell the breath wild i. thanks to the show. You as are so great to listen to and I'm glad I can keep listening while we're quarantine stay. Safe. NEAT. Thanks we appreciate that. There's this fun games to still play. A lot of time for this. Good Games to have a lot of time to play, and the next question is from Trade Craig, and he says, if Nintendo, to release a collection, select a rare replay based on. Nintendo sixty four games. What Games would you want? You can only pick five. I can go go pair repairs. Benjamin. Blast Corps Banjo. dekom racing Goldeneye. Thank. You Know Zelda I. Guess You can play Although Zelda's on other other systems. Oh I see if Nintendo I misunderstood I thought it was rare games. Okay. Games. Yeah. I still I. Still want the I'd still want Banjo gazillion. But then of course, I would I would take some of this elder games into it to. Okay and you saw you wouldn't run paper Mario Right. Yeah and Mario Sixty four you gotta habit if a Moyo Mario Sixty four. Goldeneye. So some of my favorites so you know what's funny is speaking Burgum. Donkey Kong sixty four right, which is like A. Very controversial to meet now because I had Sasha for it at the time, but it's Kind of a terrible game like it's very unplayable but still. Again, a lot of I've never been in love it. So I could now. I could tolerate it. The? People. Who also love it it? It's there is fun to be this clamor stuff and it's just so overbearingly about collecting stuff right whereas like Banjo Kazoo Eso clever by comparison has the collective stuff built in, but it has so much more to offer. I would definitely want to zillion collection like that and actually. have. Another smaller here but still good at the a rocket robot wheels. Yeah. Space Station Silicon Valley from makers of grand theft auto would be a good one and then obviously look Nintendo first party stuff is all great right Now. SNAP. I. Of the game, you can beat in two hours but unlike I remember how to catch like at Greiner. Every sleeping for Star Fox sixty four, zero X. those are all fantastic Gadsby Mario. Kart Sixty, four to. One Okay I think I. my five would be George Mask. I feel like Oh queen of time in thirty S is fine. So I'M GONNA keep it there sixty, four and Mario Sixty four. Mario Party to yeah. Good one too. I didn't even think about that. Banjo to we I'm sorry. and. And have the fifth game up to think about. ME POKEMON stadium to. Yeah, Mukisa. NEED-WE USA. Pick Doesn't my. But look it's hard to go down to five. PM Third. Party like I. You know I had to be choosy just to pick five rare games but that's going to be tough. It's too many too many goods don't want. I missed them I them I want. I want that library on switch. We have so much time to play and you know it existed on the the wheel like please ask. I know you're listening Mr Nintendo, loss of all things. Nintendo just give it to us, and then we have one more question for this week in this one is from Greg. Greg be what is the one question that you wish we would ask that we haven't. I should take this one, right? Yeah. My I get. No kidding. I. I think the question you should ask is pair will you in one hour a tell me how great the role playing game live alive is from square soft for the superfund on and how it's a tragedy that hasn't been brought back. That's what you should really ask why now. Here's a question. You always say get the thing. What is the thing? That's the question you should be asking. What is the thing you should have aimable yet you should ask us what the thing is that we want and how to attain it, and if it is attainable in the first place y'all was it taken out and it's no longer in this final version of life. Enough about wizards. You should ask what? If a made cast a spell on us that's totally different from what you guys have been asking so far. Or witch. For Which? I don't know I'm trying to think of other things that cast spells I'm drawing a blank. There's lots of things cast bells. Supreme, sorceress. Supreme Arrigo. That's a question you should be asking us. Tearing Brendan NPR. Thank you so much for joining me on antenna voiced at this week I. Really appreciate it. I'm so glad you can finally get you on Terry. Let me. This was A. Starting I appreciate it. It's been it's been a long time coming for trying to get her on since since white like a I don't know it's been a while couple very super busy. Doing, a lot of different awesome things but Brendan Antler eating with her publisher to make us here in. Try No he knows. I'm sorry. Thank you so much Anyway that is all for NBC. Remember you can send your questions to NBC at Jan Dot Com or submit them on our facebook page seeing intendo voice chat podcast forums on facebook of course, and you can catch NBC every Thursday at three PM on your favorite podcasting platform I G M, dot com, or youtube, and remember Nintendo voice chat is the only place you can. Get the.

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Mario vs Sonic

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Mario vs Sonic

"I'm sorry but your princess is in another castle slumping his shoulders. The iconic. Italian. Plumber Mario knew that his battle must continue for another day. As. He left bouncers castle he felt the presence keying in on his position. Turning to see what power ups might be nearby. The blue blazing speedster sonic the hedgehog appears on scene ready for a scrap. Hey, Mario. You might have won the eight bit wars, but I'll never forget how you lost round to. A what is your name? Oh? That's right. Nobody cares because it's a me. And I'm going to end you like I ended Sega Consoles. For moment, everything is still. A gleam sears through Sonics is as he races into battle. It's INTENDO versus Sega it's junk man versus Mr Needle Mouse. It's Mario Versus Sonic Day. Another episode of who would win a show that completely ignores anything important happening the world and instead focuses on a fictional battle between two characters from the world of Comic Sci. Fi and fantasy I'm your host James Gav and as always I'm joined by my co host race kanus ratio down September continues as we over another classic fictional battle that's been disguised literally for decades Ray. How often would you say? The Battle of Song Birds Mario has been debated through the years Oh too many times and US doing it just adds one more log onto that bonfire and that's fine. This is showdown September James. We're doing high level matchups that have been talked about to death and we're putting an end to them. So ideally after we come up with final decision, we will never have to talk about them ever again. You know it's funny because we have mentioned this both on social media, and elsewhere we run these ideas by it through our production team. So it's not Rayan I, you know coming up with these ideas like there's a whole team behind it and something kind of to my attention ray because we've brought up our concerns about doing these kind of stale matchups that a lot of people have already been discussing. But you know the team brought something up, they said that you and I kind of do this a lot differently. So you can take the regular Geek battle that's been discussed a billion times, but we bring the WHO would. When. Treatment onto and give you something very very different I think it comes down to strategy and tactics. So for audience out there, and for all the Fans Ray, I want us to talk just briefly about approach these battles, your former pro wrestler you you're so familiar with gaming and what have you do? You have a specific tactic or method to your madness when it comes to prepping for these bath? Oh absolutely. No first thing that I do is I look at your character that James is taking and then I realized that they're not very good and that they can easily be smited and then I go about doing so. That's it. That's your. That's your strategy. You are so easy to beat. The only thing I have to do is convinced one judge who probably bribed. So as far as I sit here, I've one ninety, five percent of these battles. It's to a point where I don't even think I need a strategy anymore I think I just show up I don't even need to know about the character I took a picture of them. I guess what they can do and I'm GonNa win the battle outright. Got It okay. That's that's interesting. Ray. All right. Here's the deal Ray. I'm GonNa let you in on a little secret. Now first of all, let people know I'm just trying to persuade the judge at the moment not necessarily persuade the the listeners and the fans because it's it's the judge making the decision but here's the deal I've actually I love luring you into a trap and kind of saying like Ray you know you think I'm going this way but I'm really you think I'm just GonNa Zig. Zag instead, it's the same kind of strategy used for like you know when I was cornering MMA match ups and what have you. Now with that being said, it doesn't always work. It's actually been used against me and my plan might my trap that I've laid his actually turned out to be a trap for me that I had no intention of being there. So with this matchup for today. Do you have a certain strategy in mind are you being very straight-forward? Give me some insight onto this actually kind of perplexed interesting battle because sonic. The hedgehog is one of the most bizarre timelines of any character. I think we've ever done on the WHO would win show sonic the Hedgehog has done so many just different things everywhere has no continuity oftentimes from one game to the next as far as what he can do. The only thing people have agreed on is that Every single time, there's a sonic game that comes out. He gets faster. He gets faster every single time. There's a sonic game that comes out and I'll talk about that. It's a little bit like Dragon Ball Z in that regard every time they do a new series everybody's power level goes up every time who do do sonic game sonic somehow takes a step up as far as power goes as far as Mario goes there's so much Bario out there that's also so varied like. I'm assuming you're not taking the version that's the referee for Mike. Tyson's punch out. That's the only version I thought I. Could you great great shape for this battle then what I'm hearing? Absolutely. Okay. So you know it's funny. We we what I'm taking from all this is that we both have some actually very specific battle plans here some strategies and tactics. This bodes well, probably equally welfare. Either of both of us I should say because we have someone on as a judge who's been the voice of a character who is known throughout Geek Culture is being one of the most. Interesting most strategic and tactical minds in all of comic books making their first appearance on the WHO wind show is the voice of Tim. Drake from young justice is the One and only Cameron Bowen Cameron thank you so much for coming onto the show. Thanks for having me Cameron. You've got this huge background when it comes to Geek culture especially when it comes to animation have a similar sized background when it comes to gaming. Just, as I watched like Batman the animated series and a bunch of cartoon shows when I was a kid and kept up with that, it's the same thing with gaming I had my pride and joy was in sixty four. And my Gameboy to some extent. And I never really got out of that I bought a PS three and a bunch of games. But I wasn't I wasn't super in love with it and now I have an xbox one but I always get pulled back into the old games and I recently got my in sixty four out again it's a comfort thing that can't be matched. I. Love the Batman Arkham Games. I am not very good at video games. So I, you know I was in this game injustice to that was a fighting game and Kimberly explained to you what it's like to get your butt kicked by a character that you played by your brother and hear your voice as the one. That's the effort noises. It's not fun and so I find myself going back in time a lot and replaying Zelda and replaying 007 and the Games of my childhood. What's crazy about that is those games are actually harder than the Games of today. So maybe you're not bad at video games maybe you're just only choosing to play the ones that are ridiculously difficult. Yeah. It's interesting. I can play a puzzle game Mike, bone for hours on end. But if I try to play assassin's creed twenty minutes in I'm so stressed out in the world is too big. They've expanded these things to where you can do so much. It gives me anxiety. You know it's funny I. You know with my older son, he likes going online playing a bunch of different games where people are interacting with each other in in one time. You know he complained about you know these kids being bullied online seeing some nonsense what have you and I said, let's check out some older games right and you know I introduced him to what was one of those first Atari Games Zach's on and all the stuff that like my older milder friends started playing and I just saw the tail end of it and he's like Dad, this is just So. Much better in so many different ways. It's really cool and I think that's why there's this resurgence for retro. Gaming. Right where people are like trying to bring out those old Nintendo's or Atari or what have you it's a simpler time for gaming in some ways. Do you agree may have been a better time for gaming? Definitely for me? I never had to deal with any of the chat back and forth with other kids or adults for that matter. When you're a kid, I never played any call duties or anything like that I never did the online I played. Mythology computer games when I was a kid on my dad's A. Desktop. But. Aside, that I really stuck to like the Games that you were you were figuring out puzzles, kids even Zelda I feel like it's an open world, but it's just one puzzle after another and I know that games nowadays have that aspect about it but there's so many other things wrapped up in it that I get into twenty minutes and I find myself very overwhelmed. Oh. Absolutely. It stress inducing. Absolutely. Absolutely. Let let me change gears a little bit because a lot of your background check out your DB and you've done so many things and you know we've had some other great actors you know until we talk about Robinson, for example, Adam. Macarthur. Amongst many many others. So I gotTA GIVE I have to ask you give me your top characters animated characters that you would love to do the voice where core. That's hard I mean. Honestly I would love to play Batman. Someday. I don't know if that day is ever going to come and it's been done now. So many times so well so. You hold on I want to hear this I. Think you could do it. Let's do an audition right now. This is no. Sorry to put you on the spot. We're GONNA put on the spot. Cameron Bowen as Batman. I am vengeance I am the night. Batman. absolved. Right now. The contract is on the way I believe. That's Kevin. Conroy would give a non of approval to that. That was awesome. So with all that being said, it's about that time. Ray Please the honors and announced today's matchup. Representing Nintendo the plumber who proves that what doesn't kill? You makes you smaller Mario. And representing Sega, the Hedgehog who stopped eating Taco bell because he kept getting the runs sonic the hedgehog. Well. Done rain before we go any further, let's go over the new and improved official rules of who would win match. Now, rule number one, each a ban will make three points rule number two, the WHO matches a random encounter a neutral location with no prior knowledge of the opponent of time prepare for the fight rule number three, the debater must stay within the confines of the character's personality and. The exact version of that character has to be specifically stated rates. Are we going outside of the game version for either characters today I? Hope not I mean look there's there's an animated sonic TV show. There's a comic book version of Sonic. Wild. Stuff happens from there when I got to try to stick to the bones of the character, go with just stuff that has happened in the sonic video games. An answer smart call I was tempted to go with the version of Mario that was voiced by the legendary Captain Lou Albano. Out. I know but I found him to be like too powerful I don't know if I could actually handled that with the video gamers tomorrow instead alright rule number four debaters may only use examples of skills, powers or weapons that are long established part of the care of continuity fees from non Canon. crossovers loud. But we be given less weight rule number five. The winner of the debate is whomever the judge is the. Best Case for defeating their opponent by death submission or battlefield promotional and rule number six the judge is the arbiter and can disallow veto. Any point they deal violates these rules or savage logic feel free to check out the official rules on our website include wins show dot com, and now it's the tale of the tape of for both of our combatants today's l. the tape is brought to you by the official store get. Your official, who'd when t shirts months and merchandise including very cool. Famous mass by going to wind show dot com and clicking on the merge section Ray please give details on sonic sonic. The hedgehog is an ultra fast blue hedgehog who first appeared in the video game sonic the Hedgehog in thousand nine hundred, ninety one sonic was created by SEGA original Design Bay Hotel on Shema to be the mascot on their sixteen bit Sega. Genesis system and show off the power of the console in comparison to the eight bit world that came before Sonic has had a lot of adventures, not just from his myriad of games but also in the worlds of comics cartoons and even the twenty twenty live action films sonic the hedgehog which I personally boycotted because they removed his human teeth in post production, you can't remove human teeth and race still onboard. Sorry Sonic team. Now Sonic got his name from his infamous speed as in his first and slowest iteration, he was able to run at seven, hundred, sixty, seven miles per hour, which is also known as the speed of sound which creates a sonic boom arrigo sonic the hedgehog fun fact I said earlier that sonic the hedgehog first appeared in one, thousand, nine, hundred, ninety, one, sonic, the hedgehog. This was in fact ally. That might be the official first place character was seen. He was first revealed however to the world in the Sega Arcade. Cabinet Rad Mobile as a rear view mirror air freshener before the sonic the Hedgehog game actually came out. Yes. They were about to release them in his own game and decided instead to debut him as a nine hundred ninety one coin op Easter egg air fresh a thing that hangs from Your Review Mirror. Easy for me to say and that is sonic the hedgehog. Logical sense or marketing perspective. If you WANNA introduce a video game character make them a air fresher for your car air from you. How many times have we seen a quarter operated? Arcade game in Japan that's how you debut. That's that's how you do it. That's right up there with What's his name? The shocker from ww? Had the better David the shock master. That's right. Okay. I hear the details for Mario Mario whose full name is Mario Mario first appeared in super popular game known as donkey, Kong back in nineteen eighty one and was created by Video Game Designer Shoe Garo Miyamoto acting as intend does mascot as well as being the popular protagonist of the. Mario has appeared over two hundred video games since his creation depicts short, Pudgy Italian plumber who resides in the mushroom kingdom his adventures generally center upon rescuing Princess Peach from the Kupa Villain bowser whether it's stopping enemies heads to destroy them or getting the same power ups that would make any regular plummer. Jealous of Mario has been destroying his enemies and proudly saying it's a me a Mario for decades, and here's an interesting fact about Mario. Based off a real person it's true Mario was named after Mario Zagallo the landlord of Nintendo of America's offices Mario barged it on the company meaning demanding overdue rent in a really animated of very crazy imposing way I. Guess the People Nintendo like the awesome power of landlords and decided on his likeness for the conic video game character, and now you have the facts on both opponents. Cameron. Do you have any questions before we get started? Oh boy. Well, we know Mario's last name is sonics last name boom is it sonic boom or is he just like Cher or Madonna? I tried to find a full name for Sonic and God willing? Maybe it's out there I mean, look the lower for sonic. The hedgehog is to say a word dense. There is so much sonic out there in the world. Not just in the Canon stuff but in the world of as well, I just think he's just sonic the hedgehog. whose middle name is dumb and his last name is hedgehog. Wonderful. That's that's the best I was able to come up with. Let me just say as a preface people at home we understand that there's GonNa be stuff left out from both James and my battle points. This is only an hour ish long show and we only have so much time to say the stuff we need to say to win the battle. So yes, there's going to be some stuff that we leave out. It's not because we didn't know it. It's just because we had to make the best choices in the moment when you have to lawyers this ridiculously dense you're going to have to make somewhere. By the way I believe Sonics last name is. Not so much. Yeah. I'm writing this down Jackie and Jeff. Sonic Horowitz is. A good thing. All right. Now Ray you're right. There is this something we haven't really discussed for. There's so much. They are decades and decades worth of material for us to go through and already the research ray that you do that I do is legendary. We spend way too much time researching these characters just ask our wives it's a thing. So we we have to pick and choose what's going to be there and remember race trying to counter my strategy I'm trying to counter his it's a crapshoot but we. Did our research with that being said, ray go ahead and hit us with your point number one point number one for sonic the hedgehog. I'm just going to talk about the speed because you gotta start with the speed of sonic because he is an ultrafast character. Now, the first thing is as I said before the original iteration of sonic in the nineteen ninety-one video game sonic the Hedgehog ran at just over seven hundred, sixty, seven miles per hour, which is the speed of sound that's just science I actually looked up. But as it's turned out, the writers sonic had said he gets faster every single time they put out a new game. Well, it's been almost thirty years of new games. So we're to a point now where he has run at one point, he was clocked in at over thirty eight, hundred miles per hour I've got it in the six digit range as far as how fast sonic is right now. I haven't really found like the most recent iterations as far as like checking the math because I just didn't think the actual numbers were important. The point is he starts at a speed that is as fast as sound and then gets faster and faster by multitudes exponentially faster. Okay. Mario is not a super fast character. He can run at a brisk pace absolutely, but he cannot counter somebody who's moving as fast as you know quicksilver or the flash and basically sonic lines favorably to the flash in many different. Areas of a couple of the things with the speed that I'm going to talk about here his main move is called the Spin Dash, and that's where he spins himself with his quills out and then launches himself forward whether he starts that way or he starts running normally and then puts his head down and then rolls into it. When he is in the spin dash mode, he is virtually invulnerable and he can cut himself through a bricks. He can cut himself through chunks of land through enemies through people if. He's got the spinning head started to. He's GonNa hit Mario and Mario is going gonNA. Be In deep trouble especially at the speeds that sonic is going we've seen Mario he has trouble if a mushroom clips of the ankle. Okay. So I have to believe that sonic coming full bore with a spin dash attack is gonna put them in a really really bad place but not just that the spin dash is great and everything, but it's also because we established in the flash versus MAGNETO episode in order to be. A fast character you have to be able to think very, very fast otherwise once you hit about two hundred miles per hour, you're GonNa hit the first thing because you can't react to get out of the way of it. Sonic is known for legendary levels of reflexes as well as a high high level of quick thinking intelligence, which allows him to make these moves in maneuvers and not just constantly get splattered on things that he ends up running into that are too big for even his spin dash to counter. Not just that when he spinning in a circle, he can actually create a shield. He can actually shred things around him like robots, he shred through the side of a battleship before, and also he can burrow into the ground as well. So of Mario, for some reason does some sort of weird thing sonics dot ready for us going to it he's going to be able to think faster and is able to burrow underground and avoid any of. Those tax lasting I want to talk about here is Saad because the ability to heal himself through spinning just through Motion Sonic can heal himself, which is absolutely fantastic because I don't know that Mario outside of outside influences has an ability to self heal himself. He really needs to rely on finding something he can't just do it himself lasting Asanaka so fast he's dodged lightening. It's just everything I'm working with a character with good speed that's usually the. Base test does he dodged lightening the answer is yes. Sonic dodgers lightning. So all of this combined is just a speed that borrows not going to have an answer for he's never fought anything this fast before in his. Career and that's why sonic is going to win first and foremost, and that's my point number one. Guys here point number one is that sonic who's known for speed is fast. Is that correct? Yeah. That ended up until I think we could actually end the debate right here. I. Think I just want it. So couple of questions. You said that Mario is known to run at our move at a brisk. Pace what is a brick brisk? Pace in miles per hour is that like Olympic speed walking is that you know as fast as a trend source with that speed you know I think what the average human runs what is it like ten miles per hour I'm guessing off the top of my head is it something like that is a marathon runner right that Probably runs slightly faster than that. Got It. Okay. So get up to fifteen miles per hour james that's very fast for a non speedster guy fast, it's no six digit mile per hour but I mean Heck James we're all trying here. Okay. Cool. I'm just wondering because I just like you said brisk that's off. This is the only hear that word enough. Okay it was interesting is, of course, sonic is fast. He's super fast, but is he is fast like you know we talk about the flash in previous battles right and we we've actually got this term used within gay culture called like Flash class or like Superman class. So in terms of flash classes speed is that we're sonic at or is he below that where where's? He I know he's passionate. quicksilver is the thing I would. I would personally say he's slightly below or the flashes as far as speed goes, but he has accomplished a lot of the same feats that the flashes accomplished. So I don't think he's drastically below were flashes. Got It. Okay and then you know as far as replacing what have you I know Mario has piloted. Vehicles in space like star. Star vehicle, which moves at least the speed of light and he's had to move it around and tax I. Know Reflexes are really really good. I'm not saying he's got reflexes as fast as sonic, but there are a lot fashion we may realize. So let me go to my point number one good point on your part Ray. So let me talk about Mario's attacks because you focus really well on on sonic. So doing my research I found the Mario is pretty much at the top of the list when it comes to powers, attacks and abilities you know think. About you know think of any power we we're talking about mega man of any power that you could come up with that you've seen and just like mega man Mario has most likely got it or has a way to get it or has access to sometimes. So for example, includes weapons as well. So we're example he's got the ultra hammer that can break and smash through anything. He's a pyrotechnic meaning he can shoot and control fire. Now by the way that's something you can do on his own now he doesn't need a magic mushroom or anything else to. Do it. He can just do that on his own speaking of mushrooms. He used a number of those power ups, Some of those powers enable him to fly turned into a ghost in float through objects and just go through and it listen if you're going through objects something that moves at super speed that can shred things isn't going to affect you that much you know he can transform into something like the size of a boulder breakthrough bears these guys of that increases his durability in general he can walk on water and lava without sinking you're taking damage he. Has the ability to turn into a giant that several times as strong as his regular self in the Super Mario Bros game. He he has even more weapons such as boomer endless supply boomerangs, and the ability to throw balls of ice either completely destroyed the opponents do severe damage or freeze the person in place. Remember he's got the ability to affect a large area with his attack. So you know it's not that he has to be precise and hit sonic with what he can project. He's got a hidden area that sonic will be that's a lot easier to do. So on top of this, he wears many different types of costumes and uniforms. He's got the two new key suit that gives them the ability to fly and have this stone like in distractibility he's got the vanishing cat that makes them visible. He's got my favorite the frog suit that makes him a super fast swimmer by the way that has nothing to do with this battle. Just the fact he's got, he's got the Stop Watch that can freeze time he can gain for speed almost flash. Of a speed by turning into a bolt of lightning he's got an ice whistle. This is cool from older games is ice whistle that can send opponents, different planets and quite possibly different dimensions allowing to win through battlefield removal and if that wasn't enough with the Rainbow Star he becomes completely invincible and what makes this even more impressive the fact that is based what comes to this battle with before you even powers up or anything just like songs got his speed he walks around with his insane. Durability, where he can survive explosions measured over like two point, four megatons. That's like a nuclear bomb he can take that and be fine. He can hurl large objects into space I don't know how that happens or what the deal is but that's what he comes his battle with before even powers up by the way talking about pure power and speed, he can throw A. Baseball over one thousand miles per hour. Again, that's not sonic level speed, but he comes table with a lot of quickness that we didn't realize when you look at everything Mario brings this fight realized very quickly that he has a ton of variable varies a variety of abilities, weapons and powers that Sonic, justice, and prepared to take on all at once that's my point number one. There's so much silliness i. mean let's face it. This is a fun goofy battle that we're doing I don't really want I would I have to tear apart a ton of what you just said but I really don't want to because how ridiculous is all that? Now of stuff you're saying is kind of one off stuff I mean how how many times you launch people into space in the middle of a battle I don't even remember that from the Games that I've played a lot of Mario in my. Day. So I'm have to assume that was a one off example that wasn't even necessarily in a battle sequence know when I look at here are two things that I'm going to take away because I want I wouldn't let a lot of that actually go because this battle is going for it. This battle was taking us to the heights and I'm going to be saying some equally silly stuff coming up here as well. So I think a little bit of leeway back and forth is it should be allowed. The two things I would say is one power ups. Mario relies a heck of a lot on power upset outside things. Now, that's fine because they're objects not people Bruce Wayne for Batman beyond my point is that he's naturally not that powerful he oftentimes these to wear a suit or find a power up or grab the magic hammer out of the sky, and those are the ways that he gets more powerful whereas sonic in his basic format lease is that fast? Is that a sharp all the time? So I think that just on a baseline level and we could see that in the video games themselves with Mario I. Think of Super Mario Sixty four Super Mario brothers three in that he's just running around, and if he gets clipped by a turtle, he's in deep deep trouble. But when sonic is in its full rotation, all you have to do is stay on the map and you're gonNA. Get to the end of the map because he is virtually invulnerable when he is doing his Spin Dash. So if you just do the optics test of the two characters in their basic gameplay, you could already see how sonic is at an advantage to mario who needs to rely on stuff to happen in order for him to get to that level. Okay. I see where you're going with this I agree disagree but we got to go to the judge for this one. So Cameron heard points number one from both of us what are your thoughts so far? You both made great points I mean I guess a question I do have is. Because it's not a person we are taking into account the rainbow, star the ghost feature for. For Mario. Because it's interesting I mean auto one, hundred percent. That is correct. We is he I'm assuming he can have some access to some of these power ups but do remember they are limited time lower. What does it star like ten seconds for? Sure just like songs got some great power ups as well access. No, but they don't last forever. I'm trying to consider. Both their specific strengths and weaknesses and how they match up with each other and what it would mean for a superfast person or Hedgehog for someone that can go through walls meaning they would probably sound like would just go through him right. So. I I would like to frame you guys are both making great points. This is super tough. It is just like Mario Martin was kind of like the juggernaut what happens when the flash it's. A juggernaut. Crossover. Pollen of the Juggernaut you're GONNA get the Superman by the at this aren't you? I mean, if you WanNa make that comparison Rayfield free don't I don't at all Perfect let's go ahead and hit her point number two great because this is going pretty well so far point number two. Let's talk a little bit about the strength durability and fighting ability of sonic because One thing that really struck me when I started looking into these two characters is Mario is not exactly a trained fighter izzy. These fantastic areas and lands and tries to just get through them doing some combat along the way but he's not exactly a fighter. But if you look into the sonic especially as we get into the sonic legacy, he's actually somehow a well trained hand to hand combatant. WHO's also for a period of time used a sword. There is a medieval King Arthur ask. A sonnet game where he has a sword and he's running around hitting people with the sword and quite frankly the Kung Fu steps and some of these maneuvers and like the kick your leg up in the air at the knee and I've seen sonic do all this stuff in the video games. Mario does not look. Mario is not as I found to be true a trained fighter in any possible way and sonic is and if you take a train fighter against. An untrained fighter you gotta think to train fighters got to have a better opportunity at things. Let's talk a little bit about some of the strength feats of signing because as I said a little bit before, but he's been able to punch walls and have them blow up. He's been able to destroy these gigantic egg goal homes and you think of essentially a giant Stone Golem and he's been able to just one or two shot them over and over and over again. He also has something his quills allow him a special thing that's like a spider sense. So not only is extremely fast and can think extremely fast. He has an imminent sense of danger that comes from his quills, picking up cues in the world around him. So it's not Mario's even going to be able to get the drop on sonic at any point here Let's talk a little bit about the durability as well because I think this is an important thing. You talked about some of the durability feats with Mario and I have no doubt in my mind he can take some shots I. Also, no doubt in my mind if he falls down a hole, it's over. So some of the things also done he has explosions he's headed. Tons of explosions exposure to the face bid on things that have exploded and he's been fine. He's walked away from him. He's tanked black holes before. Okay. Black Holes are kind of a big deal and he's been able to take the tablets from them and get out with his extreme speed. One time he fell from space to hit the earth. We talked about this. At a previous episode with Master Chief Sonic has also done that feet and been completely fine. He's just that type of durability and not just that if we're going to start bringing out or things you talked in your first point about some of the fire things in costumes we condemn guess assume that rings are GonNa be found around us. Correct. There's to be rings in. Sonic has just one ring collected. He cannot be killed and if he gets a hundred rings, he gets a one up. He gets an extra life basically. So even if you kill him, he just pop back to life right away and keep going if he's got one hundred rings if I could extrapolate just a little bit but my big point if Mario gets the big hit on sonic who shown in the cut scenes to have extreme durability. As, long as he's got a ring, all he has to do is go pick up that ring with his insane speed and he could just keep on fighting so he can take all these hits. Last thing I wanNA point out is in the Japanese manual for Sonic the Hedgehog, his strength you know you talk about strength and you have different ways to describe it james the what the word that they use to describe sonics level of strength. Is Unbeatable. The Japanese booklet for the game just referred to his strength not in a town in a number it's just unbeatable strength unbeatable strength versus. It's so low that no one even bothered trying to be unbeatable strength versus a plumber from the main streets of New York I'm not GonNa, say those guys aren't tough because they are, but one is unbeatable and the other is not and that's my point number two. Wow I can't you're. You went there ray you went against up. Okay. Okay. Okay. You know what you you kind of got me a little emotional now ray you're getting me to kind of up up the ante here. Okay. What one little thing you know? If you go back in MMA history right and you've got your very well trained fighter I. Guess a bigger stronger, just pure brawler. The smaller one has a tendency to win because of over you know better technique except when that bigger stronger brawler has a lot more fun or has really good fighting experience at lends itself to fighting There was great of fighting tank. Abbott. Versus guy from Brazil who's a legend from Brazil? He did not you just what was called Lucia Libra, which was a kickboxing and grappling afford modern. Any Anyway Hugo Duarte comes in he's highly regarded the whole everything's he's GonNa crush tank. Abbott is the biggest one tank Abbott Mall him when he Duarte went too fast and a move tank avid just kind of founded opportunity and absolutely hulk smash them, and then dedicated this by two Frank Sinatra who just recently passed just to tell you how awesome that was. So you got to be careful with the math in the fighter this versus that. So there's a lot of. Of Mario versus a sonic type thing where it really. Shows. How marlins got the advantage? All right. So guys, let me go to my point number two in. All will become clear. So let's talk about Mario's fighting experience, but also a hit survivability and durability. So let's break down the main differences between the characters are Mario and sonic for a second on top of the obvious differences, and there's a lot of Mario and sonic are also vastly different when it comes to where they start their careers as video game characters and icon as great a sonic is, and again he's great. He comes the tables funny whimsical kind of smart mouth character he rose to the occasion to. Be Heroic which is great because it shows just how noble character he really is Mars a little bit different see by a little bit different I mean drastically. Different. Mario had twenty four years of a pretty tough upbringing and one of the harshest most dangerous perilous environments known to man I'm, of course talking about Brooklyn or at least a video game version of that on top of being from Brooklyn. Mario was also a plumber now resume and put down poems but I gotTa tell you if you're a plumber that pretty much means you're more rugged than the average person and can endure things that your morals just can't endure. Adding the fact this is go let's add in the fact that he's Italian, and if those popular documentaries thread the late seventies and eighties about Italian Americans taught us anything it was about their toughness and durability ability to overcome all obstacles in their way and by documentaries I'm of course referring. To Rocky one through four Narsey not rocky five by the way not referring documentary at all. Yeah and why is a mind endure ability? So important you may ask, well, it's because these two things have enabled Mario to survive on the most powerful attacks and billions, and all of video game history raised gains if that is your real name. So for example, Mario has defeated bows or a number of occasions keeping the bowser was able to. Easily survive being in the Sun survived massive planetary size explosions and galaxy based destructions Black Holes. That's crazy that song survived that Meyer was beaten people that have survived the destruction of Galaxies Marsha Mario also defeated count black of villain who possessed a book called the dark prognostics I believe is what it's called to account black was so powerful that he was going to wipe out all reality by destroying every dimension in existence. Yeah. Defeating opponent with more power than Dominos while Donald possessed infinity stones, and while doing all this Mario has survived galaxies being destroyed on his own and then galaxies being born than Reborn Mario survive all that you know who in the Marvel Universe could do that and still be around to talk about it and survive a galaxy or the universe being destroyed and comes back it's galactic. Mario did what galactic did only Mario survive much better and easier as he doesn't have to feed on tire plan is to stay alive but in terms of survivability, there's one thing that sonic did do that Mario hasn't done. So is a point to you ray see sonic unlike Mario has actually been murdered in. One of his games. So that's right. Sonic was actually killed. I mean killed by a character named I. Hope I'm pronouncing his right mafia lease dark sonic and this was back in two thousand six and we're not talking killed where he had to start the game over to come back to live. Oh No, he was actually killed in his video game as in got murdered from behind Bama phillies and then the game ended ask yourself this how many times has Mario. Actually been murdered in a video game. Yeah. He hasn't. So when it comes to survivability durability and defeating insanely powerful opponents, Mario is just on a completely different level than Sonic and that ladies and gentlemen is my point number two. I mean, that's fantastic stuff right their sonic being murdered. Look. I told you the I told you the series goes places. Now, as far as actually remembering how he got murdered I mean there's a lot of different ways that could happen was he defeated in a one on one battle and killed. I don't think that that was the case. Do you have more info on that James I do I'm not happy to say this. They hate seeing these characters be killed, but it was he was actually caught. While, he was talking to one of these main characters. It was a blonde haired woman in the game and then mafia lease. The dark appears behind him. song has caught completely unaware and he blasts him with energy beam that goes right through his chest, and then he just literally falls to the ground dead. So messy and I'm like, what is that? So a character with an equal or similar speed to sonic the Hedgehog souped in behind him and used a very powerful energy attack when he? Wasn't looking I'm glad that's not a thing that Mario can do. So I'm glad that the one time that you have a case explaining that is not something that you could actually bring to the table with your own character. I just learned something because like I say this history is so dense. You can never possibly know without having to give up basically every other aspect of your life is crazy and by the way I, think it was more they were both standing still they weren't running sonic thought. Someone else. Exact. Totally. It was not a one. Yes. I will give you that and it reminded me of the flash point when professor zoom or whatever his name was. You know was standing talking to the flash and Batman. You'll the older Batman from flashpoint shoots him or stab some from behind. You should never have your species should never stand still just one of those weird things. All right. With that being said, he hasn't decided. That, that movie's been out long enough to where you can. Absolutely I feel like ten years is a good enough because I'm referring to comic books. So, Quick James I actually had a couple of other things. I. Wanted To say before we go break because. You talked about if that is even my real name, why would I choose to have the name race? Takeda's why would I pick that when there are ten million cooler names I could have had right there. So first off shame on second thing you talked about some of the characters that Mario's beaten, I just want to talk for a moment because sonic defeated doctoral Bosnich, who has created an army of robots that are designed specifically to fight sonic and that sort of a big deal if you have a genius. Luther style intellect Tony Level intellects, creating carrot, creating an army to defeat you and you still come out on top. I just wanted to put that out there because it's not like sonic is going through the flowers lilies in all of his games you know I agree with you. That's when it comes to big deals. That's that falls under the sort of category non-legitimate but Kinda sort of yes. Sure. The because the other characters that he's defeated the knuckles, the kid knows the shadow, the Hedgehog of the world that he's beaten in fought in combat. Don't those names don't mean anything to you if you haven't actually played the sonic, the Hedgehog game. So I'm not gonNA lean on him a little bit too heavily here because if you know the Laura, you already know that and if you don't know the Laura won't mean anything to you. That's true and they possessed Danis Donald's anyway I with that being said camera we're at that magical point it's called the turning point. This is where you tell us which characters ahead and what you think the other side has to pull out the victory. This is really neck and neck I. mean the the the points you guys made about durability is what I'm really kind of holding onto right now and I still. I haven't made my decision Mario is to your point. James at Mario has has never really been beaten not in a final way never never been murdered now. And AS Roma. To your point, you know sonic was really only killed by someone who could. Who could match his his speed and he was caught off guard so you know but to that point. Mario has never been caught off guard like that. With such drastic outcomes I gotta say though just from raw strength without any power ups sonic, maybe catching a little lead at this point. But it's pretty neck and neck ray. How many times have we had something that's been pretty naked. The turning I mean most of the time I mean usually even if one of us has an advantage, it's a very, very slight advantage often doesn't even mean anything going into point number three so. That's true. Okay. Right. It's like the whole thing is starting over again because we're tied this is it's knockout punch time. Go ahead, hit your point number three. Point Number Three I. Mentioned that right there. The thing that you're talking about characters have never died it's been argued that overall the total number of Mario deaths worldwide is twenty, six, billion deaths for. Mario. If you count all the times he died in all the games that are being played I'm not going to say he's not terrible character but somebody actually went through the time to do the math to find twenty, six, billion times that Mario has died. So I just want to put on the record. Okay. Here's my point number three. I want to talk a little bit about some of his chaos powers of his transformations that he's done. Because Sonic by his own character is already crazy ridiculously powerful. But one thing that I found out that quite frankly and James could attest to this. I did not know coming into this research is that he uses something called chaos power and chaos emeralds to transform himself into higher states of being. So let's talk a little bit about this like he's got a hypersonic form that he can just press one button and wipe the entire screen of enemies not just that he can breathe in space and fly through space using his hypersonic form. He's used dark spine sonic before which is a very emotional version he actually gets. His emotions, which caused him to be a little reckless out of control when he's in this forum but it also causes power to rise and go very, very high because he's not constraining himself to his power. He can also fly in that form as well. Fantastic. I mentioned before the King Arthur game that he did here's x caliber sonic, which is similar to hypersonic and how fast you can go except he wields a sword at a speed that is ridiculous. You hit by a sword normally by a regular person that's rough. If you get hit by a sword by somebody going one hundred, thousand miles per hour or more. It hurts a lot more you know and I would have to say that's GonNa put you in a really really bad place. One of my favorites is the wear hog. He's turned into a Werewolf hedgehog monster that grows in size much like Mario grew in size with some of his power ups. And then he just essentially very, very strong character who can extend out his limbs and is a very he still maintains his emotions and intelligence while in that form, he doesn't turn into a full hulk, but he just becomes a very like a Werewolf version of that character very ferocious a very, very large one and the last one I wanted to bring up. Was the supersonic form, which is his most popular and his most powerful in the one who's probably gone to the most times over the most games. The supersonic forum is essentially modeled after super say in Goku of Dragon, ball Z fame I said before this character matches up very well with the flash. He also matches up very very well with a character Goku. Most powerful animated character of all time because he turns into bright yellow he gets the bright yellow spikey say in hair he could fly he's ridiculously strong and he is completely invincible from all forms of attack when he is in his super sonic form the last thing I want to talk about here and I don't WanNa lean on it too hard but. There are some interesting tidbits I wanted to throw in one is that much like the flash SONICA shown the ability to run so fast that he goes back in time. So if perhaps something happens that he finds himself in a bad situation, he could much like number five in the umbrella academy he could start running so fast in place that he actually goes. Back in time to the beginning of the battle with full knowledge of what just happened and can actually get away from that situation. Again again, I'M NOT GONNA lean on it too heavily. It's just there as a possibility because he's done it last thing is he's also a character who broken the fourth wall a whole heck of a lot which puts them in. A place like deadpool because many times will turn to the camera and address the audience and I think if you have the ability to break the fourth wall and can do it on the rig it just puts you in a different place mentally as a character like Mario was a lot more straightforward and stays in his lane and that's my point number three. Okay. These are interesting because they reveal a few things number one just like Mario Sonic has these these forums. He's ultimate forms he can go to get more powerful and in various different ways. That's really really cool. It's funny because I got a quick question for a judge because you brought up Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z, and what have you so cameron, how familiar are you with Dragon Ball Dragon the dragon ball super. I know the name and that's about it. I'm not familiar at all. Okay. Cool or know what you have to be the only thing that even. Those characters if not the most powerful character anime history, he has universe ending destroying energy powers and he can fly and be impervious to almost all forms of damage unless you're on a power level equal to him and I would say that's Supersonic is probably right about that level. So that's got it. So there's that definition or you can go by the actual definition of a goku super saints. Levels Of Super Sand but that's nowhere near most powerful form destroying a universe as a Super San not going to happen a planet. Sure. But here's the deal. It's not the most powerful I. think what happened was while he was a yellow super what ray was describing, and then before he went to the new versions, ask what sonic was based off. But what's really cool is you know you've got upset before Sonics. Goku that's a great comparison. But Mario is more like a superman encountered in terms of John Deere. Tell me you're going to go there. It's interesting because it's such. A leap of logic is such a jump in logic because Mario's ever had anything like a super, Mario Form Ray that's ever been. That's right. Let that's a super popular poor. Is He let me? Because I want to hear this okay. Here's the deal rate. We've been going about this battle. All wrong sonic had this really powerful Sword Mario's has powerful sort sonic and do stuff with time. So can Mario Asana Scott offensive capabilities and up sodas sodas. Mario. Listen much of a gambler. Are you ray I? Mean I've been known. Okay good less gamble it all let's just put it all table. Let's go alternate ultimate form sonic versus ultimate ultimate form. Mario I'll tell you. I agree. Okay Fair enough it's you know we'll see what Cameron has say let's take everything the awesomeness of sonic. All of it put together his ability to run fastest billy into my favorite new version of sonic the wear Hawk the you know all these different things. Let's. He can just bring all that to the table at once, and now let's do the same thing for Mario. Let's give them everything. He can do. He's wearing all of his suits three ounce crazy. He's got all this power ups. He's got everything going on the first thing I have to. Say is when it comes to durability again, Mario got the key, but even the ascended forums Mario has survived more than just a black hole. Remember he survived the destruction and recreation of reality in the form of galaxies and what have you. So in terms of their ability when you go ultimate ultimate Mario is still leaves and bounds above sonic you know and then we kind of see it. You know I. Kept and then the problem is I saw the durability and then you know Ray said, well, once got bitter fighting abilities got better training I'd actually. Does. have some better classical training when it comes to fighting Mario's from Brooklyn listen you're from New York you're from Hell's kitchen cameron you know how good of a fight or you can be if you're from New York and Mario's liberties. In Brooklyn. Let's face. It's kind of a push their. So here's the deal. I actually had to do something I had to use math and I had to say, let's talk about all the different power ups because there's so many power ups which we Mario and sonic that literally canceled out each other there are tons of them. And I did the math I realized that when it comes to the higher tiered powers of the stuff that brings character to an upper level the stuff that brings a character more power over a longer period of time. Mario has I'm talking about serious upgrades. He has a total of over one hundred but the ones that take him to that next level of super saying were Goku is where superman is Mario he's got I think it's fifty over fifty of them that he can use I'm not saying fifty total he's got over one hundred we've got fifty. Total that take them to that next level. So when you have say Mario's got like twenty are sorry it songs got twenty those levels you bring it up while that's a super powerful but then all of a sudden, you have a character who has power ups that make come term into a ghost to a superman type character Super Mario he can fly you can go super travel at super speed survive the destruction of galaxies over periods of longer time we can say super versus the super version of sonic that's where we started seeing that Mario starts to really Really pull ahead look again I know Mario's never been murdered humiliates from Brooklyn he survived being murdered there that puts him ahead of Sonic as well. But when you put everything together, it's like having the Hulk Fight Superman or Goku fight superman let's go with the whole superman sure. They're both super strong they're both durable they can fight for a long long time but when it comes to power such as heat vision super breath and flight stuff that starts to get very varied that the person can't keep up with Superman starts to become the clear winner over. The Hawk and this battle sonic is the hulk and Super Mario Mario is superman. So in the end, Mario's very list of abilities, powers and weapons victories over vastly superior opponents, and the fact that he has the ability to outlast sonic in terms of a classic back and forth battle do the having way more power ups that are much more powerful in terms of number and what have you it becomes very clear that sonic loses fight and that's my point number three. You're going nuts over there just because sure am is Super Mario does it mean he's superman? I look. I go to a supermarket to buy groceries. James does that mean that I have freezing breath flying around what I go into my local Ralph's no James. That's not how words work. That's not how anything works I can't even imagine you trying to be this ridiculous I can totally imagine you try to Israel you're talking about his invulnerability is invincibility he thinks that kill Mario running into a mushroom running into a Venus flytrap falling into a small hole. These are all things that will kill Mario. So you can talk about cosmic world bending level events just because things happen in the game then he just shows up at a different place in the game. Giving boy too much credit than actually established in the games themselves at -solutely. Ridiculous. Let me tell you how this battles actually going to go. Especially, if we'RE GONNA go we start base level we got Mario and sonic at their basic just Super Mario one versus sonic the hedgehog one and what's going to happen is Mario can jump I don't know a little bit in the air he needs to find a mushroom. Let's say he finds one and he gets he gets bigger now sonics going to run around him at seven hundred and sixty seven miles per hour compared to Mario's probably like ten. At his peak and sonic is this gonNA run circles around him sonic, Cameron alluded to earlier he's going to burrow a hole in his chest. But let's assume that in this particular case, we have three lives of piece. Okay. Let's assume that you can take some losses and then keep fighting because these are both video game characters. What's going to end up happening is route one goes to sonic boroughs through him and he takes about right there. We now advanced up and levels. Up the Games a little bit maybe now we're in the two D. almost three D. era of them and I would actually say Mario in that particular area, maybe some advantages he has a little bit more forms than sonic does because sonic hasn't fully evolved into his case. So then they're fighting round to and I would actually give that tomorrow. I think Mario has got some of the advantages with the different suits and some of the invulnerability aspects of Sonic can answer for. So if we go that era now. Mario's whistler now one life to one life but the problem is the further that we go on Mario's feats start getting lesser and lesser as far as greatness go. But Sonics power level keeps spiking upwards and upwards upwards because they keep trying to outdo themselves with the Mario they tend to they tend to try to change the world and they try to change the aspects of what Mario's doing in his games with sonic. They're not as creative is that God bless America what they try to do is just make sonic. And give him crazier bigger feats to do such as time travel. So what happens is in the next two rounds sonic and empower becomes the wear hog, which is just not something that. To. Have Answers for he's going to get some hits. He's GonNa throw some fireballs. He's GonNa hit him with some hammers but at the end of the day the extended arms of the wear Hogger GonNa, tear them up, and then we go to Mario with just one life left to go to the towards the back end not even at the file back in. But at this point we've got supersonic on the table and I'm sorry when you have an invulnerable flying unbeatable level of strength sonic going at one hundred, thousand miles per hour the. Freight. Train that is sonic the hedgehog much like the Great Russian army. Once it gets moving, it cannot be stopped and I one sonic it starts getting some shots at on this battle Mario will not be able to stop him, and that's how this battles actually going to go to. Here's the thing ray. First of all, I wasn't listening to everything you were saying I was looking up grocery stores. Ralph's is actually considered a supermarket compared to other grocery stores. So this is a shadow to rouse if you'd like to sponsor who wind chill. That's right. Secondly, the second you know this is what I'm talking about like you you're coming out this. By the way there's not assignment progressing a love for wrestling. I've tons of respect for it but you're coming out this like a pro wrestler. What I'm doing is coming at this like a fighter and here's the thing. So he's GonNa come like a freight train Mario is go ghost and freight trains go right through them. And what happens remember sonic can only last stay. Mario can only lasted these super levels for short period of time. So while Sonics at his super super level, Mario Goes Ghost let's kind of go through and whatever, and then all of a sudden sonic was back down Vince and Mario goes invincible and Super Mario and all of a sudden he's got that lead next. Ten to fifteen seconds to destroy. It's a strategy. Now, the deal we can go back and forth on this all day every day that's why we brought in Cameron through the judge Gammon. It's that time you gotTA. Tell us give us your strategy or your process tell us the back and forth everything. How do you see this battle going? Who Do you think wins by? Man. You guys both made such great points I. Being completely honest I have gone back and forth. Time who I think would win looking at. Are we are we basing this off of Mario has all of his hats that he can wear and silence got all this stuff. He's got honestly it's up to most much or as little of that as you would like to as the judge, it's your call to make. Fun To judge this if they're both at their full power. And also? Their full experience level. So if you look at. Who Mario has had to fight and he has an extremely long history of of a very powerful foes and who sonic has had to fight. It's interesting because as someone who? Has Played these Games has been aware of both characters for a long time. I don't I mean bowser obviously is the guy that you point to that that. He keeps stealing the princess and. Mario has to fight but two year to both of your points and I was able to glean especially from the first and second round is that. Mario is sort of a problem solver whereas sonic is more of a strength guy right and I just think that if they're both at their most powerful. The edge goes to the problem solver because if they are they match each other and strength. Then, it's going to come up to the person who can think out of the box and yes, sonnet can thinking extremely fast pace. But I believe that Mario would have the edge when it comes to with his experience level. So you declared the winner please. The winner is Mario that's outrageous I. This is what I'm talking about his talking about the flash level of speed. How do you hit somebody can go so fast it goes back in time Mario couldn't lend a hit on Sonic I was being nice saying he would win round to he would get skunked in all three rounds and never land to blow what are you talking about right now my name's race decanes Plumbers can fight that will read. This is what I'm talking about. Not Martyr the capacity. Not, mode doesn't have the capacity to watch sonic run around him and to James's point. A firebomb where he's going to be. But the thing is he can throw the fireball, but he throws it. It's such a slow pace with sonic thinking. So fast, he just gets out of the way again, he would never be touched I made that point over and over again could you possibly not pick up on it? Well, I ask if they were all going to be wearing. All have everything at their disposal at their most powerful. Oh. Great. Then my supersonics super say inversion that can destroy planets also invulnerable. Fireball thing doesn't work people for short period of time. So enraged the pretty short time. The people at home have basically gotten out of their cars and started flipping over trash cans and mailboxes. They are so angry right now I don't think. The Cameron I hope they don't come to you for the bill because terrible terrible. Don't you know here's the deal. Cameron your what we call magnificent and the reason why is because you understood that you know I think this comes down to you. It's the fact that I'm not even GonNa joke anymore about this it's the fact that Mario's a plumber who he's a plumber. This is what he comes about. You're right a plumber has to solve problems they have get. Their hands dirty that you have to figure out things very quickly under duress in situations that they don't even know they're going to be in at that moment silence a great character he rise to the top comes to the table with speed and all these great abilities. But in terms of solving the problems, the a plumber could not on the same level cabins, the wr her Larry was a man of the people you know he gets his hands dirty. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. What are you talking about right now? Oh. You know Ray I think he lost his battle when you said that he's from New York therefore, he's not Jesse. Said and pretended I said, this is this whole thing is an absolute outrage. The people will be hearing from me and I will be hearing from them guys. You saw what happened has to agree was robbed and. Guys, I don't know what to say I look last week you all told me. Yes ray of course you the ROBOCOP versus Terminator Battle Obviously Robocop won that battle I couldn't I could inbox. So I had to turn it off I had to turn off my inbox I. don't even know how to do that. I figured it out. I'm going to have to do it again this week because obviously sonic would win this battle I. Don't know what is happening over there. Cameron bless you. You're very talented. You're clearly a smart good looking. But I don't know how you could possibly get one. So wrong as you have today. This is outrageous. Rate dropping your phone the toilet, how how you turn your inbox by the way? That's not the thing. Okay. You. Would be able to repeatedly right not fix it I. Don't the picks up he'd get it for you from. Okay. Cameron you were fantastic. Thank you so much for coming on the show this was I had no idea where you're going to go with this brought up some amazing points by the way no disrespect us on a great character love and both and I'm going to have to play the more now camera and please tell everyone where they can find you online on all the Social Media Sites at Cameron Bowen Name C. A. M. E. R. O. N. B. O. W. E. N.. was able to grab those pretty quick and get my actual name. There's numbers involved. Yeah. That's where you can find me. I. Just got a cameo. For fourteen dollars because it's just like a fun. You know you want me to do a thirty second video like shutout as one of a character I played. I sound so fun to me. I'm down I would love to have Tim Drake Komi and by the way if I do this and I pay for it, will you call me saying Batman? I need your help well, that'd be a thing. Yeah. I'll say whatever you want as long as it's not offensive the first one that I did a guy asked me to sing to wonder girl as Tim Drake, singing a backstreet boys song as long as you love me. That is offensive. That is I do find that offensive. Railway well as I say well, done today should I did a great job James I was I was crystal today I was not the problem today. The problem was unfortunately the listening skills and the infinite mind fog happening both at the same time you know, Oh, the intoxicate that's by the way rages real quick a really cool lister me and said that the. He wants us from now on is Hashtag. Raise has robbed not that Ray was robbed just put that out there I thought that was a fun one. I don't understand that I'm not in a mood I'm not in a place emotionally even try to decrypt these puzzles you keep putting in front of me. Thank you whatever listener that was mind your own business. Sorry I was listening I was ordering a Cameo for you from Cameron Bowen could I say right now is. Completely separate from no stop that. A two weeks ago, actually bought the injustice game randomly because it was on sale a couple weeks ago. Now, I just apparently have to go in and beat the crap out of Tim, drake over and over again Fortunately. Is. Not In the game but I'm coating him into the game in order to in order to destroy him with the flash. So I can get subsonic heat back is this is this is. This is this rain drink rate-setting you a virtual hug can you? Go ahead and tell her where they can find you online. You could find me at Almighty Ray on twitter guys. You saw what happened has ray is right Hashtag a was robbed. Look coming into this battle I knew Mario was going to be a tough character to beats after this battle I realized that it was really hard at all but unfortunately, the one person I needed to convince today decided to not listen to anything I had to say so cameron, bless you i. wish you all the luck in the future but shame on you. I do appreciate that. No no that I did listen super hard and yet still came to the conclusion that. James was right. Take. Right. Okay so you can find me on twitter instagram and facebook by typing at. James. Gabby remember to join the official who win facebook group to make a suggestion for a match up for the show and report of our growing community. You can also find us on Instagram at who would win show. Don't forget to subscribe to us on Apple Podcast spotify and wherever else you go for your podcast and check out the website at www dot who show dot com to access all of our pass podcast episodes on behalf of myself. Research. 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SMNTY's Princess is in Another Castle

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SMNTY's Princess is in Another Castle

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So wake up with a bunch of my friends on ninety eight point seven w m. z. q in Washington, DC or wherever the rotates you on the iheartradio APP. This Danny, and Samantha and welcome to ever told you production of iheartradio. So. Here's my very important questions day for you. Have you played? Super, Mario or any video game with Princess Peach. Doodoo to. See, that's what I think of every time, but of course I have. Surprisingly maybe is not an of course. 'cause I don't play a lot of video games, but those who are some of the was that I did play a really love Mario Three. That was my favorite. The giant land was my favorite land. Diana was fun. And then also of course I played a Super Mario Kart and I've had I've played that a few times. Your knife blade I'm very bad at it. I love it darnest. And yet you comment on it and you move your body has. I am absolutely that person that jumps with my controller at all times. My fingers harbors pressing it so hard all the time. No matter like. Over the top hard as well as the fact that I make sure you guys know every mistake I made on the game. Falling off somewhere whether I've been hit by something whether I hit a wall. down. Oh Yeah. Better though. I love it. Did you have any thoughts about Princess Peach? I I like fine typically. Always see the total guy. I've never actually saved the Princess Peach think on my own. My brother always did or someone whoever I play with, but I always got to the guy be like. Oh, no, she's not here. It really made me mad. Yeah Oh it's a great troop though you just fail over. I think so I mean it's very annoying. Yes. I do like it when the the Keane. Transformed from something to himself like. 'cause you get the wand and the touch him, and he's no longer a frog or something, and he turned his back into King, and then tells you where princess beaches. Yeah that's that's from the originals Mario. So okay I played that along like when I was four or five I think I was young, very young. Most of my Mario Experience has been I. Did love the Super Mario RPG? Fun. With mallow that one I loved. And Mario Kart Mario Party like all those sort of friend games that you played with a bunch of people I loved those, but I actually haven't played like. A. Super Mario Two or three or paper, Mario or anything like that. One of my very first. Video Game Memories is playing that that first game, but all I really remember. The controls are sort of. Difficult to man. I that's really what I remember about it Mario Kart has been a constant throughout my life. Super Nintendo, sixty four, we and now. With this new fangled thing. I thought of it. Me and my brother we used to do. Battle and we would. We were really really competitive with each other, and we would give each other five minutes to set up. Traps was big block forts I would choose blue and he would choose red. And we have five minutes, and you set up all these traps, and then you had to venture over to the other person's block for it and see how long you could survive. I mean it was just banana like lines of banana peels. Schultz shooting everywhere and had another one of my friends. She would play with those and shoes the opposite of competitive, so she would just let herself be killed and then go. When he died in that game, you would turn into a bomb. You'd she would go around and destroy our traps. Good Times good times. Actually gave his friend a princess. Leia Princess Peach Mash up shirt where she has these like big blasters, and it says something like I. Don't need no rescue or get Outta my castle. I'll ask her if she still has that shirt. I went comes to Princess Pizza actually really preferred daisy who is from what I understand I'm not a relation I always thought they were related. But she's got a yellow dress instead of a pink brown hair and I. Think I liked her because of the brown hair and maybe. Some internalized misogyny around pink 'cause peaches blonde and wears pink. In case you don't know by the way. And then when I was a middle school, it was sort of a badge of honor to had the the in sixty four joystick blister on your palm. From playing Mario Party so much. Yeah, yeah and. ADD THE BLISTER ROAD I. I don't even know what you're talking about really. Oh! Wow, well. It's just like the joystick on the n sixty four. They had this game where you had delake. Spin it in circles really quickly and I. Think you're supposed to do with your thumb, but it was much more effective to use your palm which I'm sure they didn't intend for it all, but with what? How old are you middle school setting I was in high school. Yeah, definitely was not playing video games at that point. So. That's why I'm like what what is this? What kind of aged out before that point? For Me Yeah I right now I'm in the midst of a lot of Mario Kart trash. Talking with fellow podcasters knoll friend of ours he's. He's talking a big game. When so am I but? I don't know I I'll be interested to see you to play just because I know how well you do. It is kind of funny because you don't know how well you do your Oh. Yeah, and did pretty well I did. What? I guess because I'm randomly really bad. I don't know I have days. Off and I get between eight and twelfth every time. I think we'll beat me, but I. He's talking a big game. We'll see it's getting built up. About it. I'm starting to feel the pressure. You know what I mean. Oh, well, I would like to join just because I know that will be in the last, but being in blast means I get the better. Prizes when you hit, those all is. So that way, I can get y'all. That's my joy. That is so accurate. That is such a good depiction of what you are. I love it. I know I'M GONNA lose but I'm going to go and take everybody else out. That I can't and I'M GONNA. Get so much joy out. ME. So, this one has been on my mind for a while. Because yeah, we're today. We're talking about Princess Peach. The history of Princess Peach sort of what her character says about. Some tropes common tropes around women. I actually pitched this when I first started this show. And it's only just now coming to fruition. In the article I based it on is unfortunately behind A. I basically original idea on is unfortunately behind paywall now so I couldn't even read it. But we will be talking about it and what I remember of it. A little bit later on. And it's also been on my mind because we just didn't episode on peaches on saver, which by the way your dog is the first thing that comes to my mind now as it shows as it should. Also a lot of super, not a lot. Super Mario Games have been coming out lately so I. Mean Super Mario is kind of going back on top especially in our quarantine. Like a Mario Kart is fantastic play with as many people as possible. Yeah is fun to watch Oh. Yeah, it's it's definitely been one of my big go to's for virtual hangouts gaming. So. Let's talk about Princess Peach or she's often called peach or prior to the in sixty four release. Princess toadstools. Okay now. You say that that's what I'd like is familiar. I think this is why I was so confused. When you were I WANNA do this I'm like who who are you talking about? But the mini using princess told stool I. Know exactly we're talking about. That's fascinating. I'm that old. How that's amazing. No 'cause. I was saying saying to Samantha before we started I was so surprised. She didn't really know what I was talking about I like. Ubiquitous, know as as you say, Princess Total. That's what I know because all of the Mario gains that I'm talking about outside of the Mario part is prior to in sixty four. Oh, that makes them which says that's so interesting, click? We got this, we do you do all right, okay? So prisoners toad stool speech, whichever you prefer is a sometimes playable character in the Mario Franchise. For some context, the Mario Franchise is what they call a big deal. Mostly, consist of video games published by Nintendo and there are about three hundred gaming titles combined. They have sold over five hundred million coffees. This is more than any other video game franchise and the franchise outside of those games also includes books comics Manga anime an animated series, and of course of course, the highly ridiculed feature film. Which I. Have never seen and now desperately want to. That's right up my alley like those kind of just really bad. Bad. I mean I didn't watch it I think it was on, or it wasn't on, but maybe all the previews and it was just. So ridiculous and break under sat there and stared. I feel like the every screen shot I've seen from. It gives me a pretty good sense of how. It looks bad, but I definitely want to see it. there's also going to be upcoming up very much postponed. Obviously, a theme park section of a theme park based on Intendo Mario. Many critics and fans call it. The best video game franchise of all time and Mario is widely regarded as the most recognized gaming character ever. At one point survey found more. American children recognized Mario Than Mickey Mouse Wow. Yeah March tenth is National Mario Day because March one zero looks like Mario. Do not even pressed, but I thought it was cool. And the character was featured at the two thousand sixteen. Summer Olympics closing ceremony when Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo. Ave rose up from a work pipe. Just as Mario was also featured in the postponed twenty twenty. Tokyo Olympics in their advertising. That's fantastic. That's genius idea. So, these games were hugely influential, and their influence and legacies can still be seeing to this day in Games, TV books and movies take this quote from Hideo Kojima quote. Super Mario is equivalent to the big of Gaming Universe if it were not for this blindingly spectacular creation digital entertainment as we know it, today would not exist. All those big words Nintendo owns the rights to to yes to a porno movie is called Super Horny Oh brothers one and to. Have this one. Samantha I don't know if you know this about me, but I've literally never watched. Porn I feel like this is the one. Oh No, I agree with you there. And I just want to clarify. By no means are those. The only movies porno movies around this only to that Nintendo. which is hilarious and the that the two because they will wanted the sequel, they wanted US equal so the first one must have been pretty good so good. Title or Neo. I I gotTA. There's a part of me. That's gotTa just be impressed with that I'm still saying this is the one. Holly! I don't know. I mean I. Think you're correct that if I ever do you break the porno seal I should do it with something like this. But I don't know. Could be really really. Just say. No combat. That's true it's. No it must be good. Okay from Puerto Rico born the digital character. Mario is a fictional italian-american plummer. Also happens to be the mushroom kingdoms hero. And yes, the mushroom kingdom is the world that these games take place and. And who rules the mushroom kingdom? Princess. Her subjects are toads are these humanoid mushrooms? Most of these games follow Mario with an assortment of companions like Luigi. Yoshi and towed going through pipes, eating mushrooms and fighting goons like bowser. Who is the big bad usually? To save the Kingdom and often princess peach who frequently serves as the love interest and almost always. Almost always the Damsel in distress. The plot is often pretty much. That is just bowser kidnaps Princess Peach and Mario has to save her and her kingdom. This has been used so much. This plot in these games that even peach commented on it and paper Mario the thousand year door. I can't believe I got kidnapped. And a lot of you have probably heard the phrase princess is not in this castle. which we're GONNA talk about more more later. It's also frequently compared to because I looked up. If what does this mean? In sort of like urban dictionary terms, and it's These aren't the joy you're looking for often up with it, too. So Star Wars reference yes, so. She's often held in a cage dangling over Alaba during these times of capture. I don't remember this I'm trying to think of some of my old school school. Again I didn't win often, so maybe that's why. So solid snake from metal gear solid, another popular video game that I'm not aware of references. The saying that Mario should be smart enough to tell Pete or coastal to stop getting herself kidnapped, come on after a female character said it was a romantic peach always had someone to rescue her. Romantic well, we could say that for most games right so easy so easy. Just Donka kidnapped combined. Still get kidnapped. Also just a side note. I love the description of Bowser and the coupons that I found on the Mario Wiki and coupe is are the. The race of turtles. HARTL. They're mean turtles, so the description was a race of evil driven anthropomorphic turtles. Turtles Man every time. And Zelda. Is definitely similar to teach in I believe from things I read. Possibly even modeled after her. She's often seen as Zelda. Zelda Franchises Princess Peach. I would argue she's. She's had more powerful showings, but. I definitely especially in the early games I can see. I can see the comparison I mean again a theme when I think of people being a Princess's being kidnapped Zelda one of them Oh. Yeah, absolutely every time link old link. So the first appearance by Mario was in nineteen eighty-one Donkey Kong. Game Which? I was born then bladder. Remember this game because it was still popular. Years later. So in one thousand, nine hundred five Super Mario Brothers, the side scrolling game debuted and the first game in which Mario was the main character, and this was the first time we were introduced to princess peak coastal, so by the way has also appeared in more video games than any other female characters. Allegedly, she was based on olive oil from Popeye which chose yeah and see how I mean once I read that I could immediately see. See it and I mean if you WanNa talk about a Damsel in distress constantly. Olive oil for sure, but dislike appearance. Wise Yeah, no, I think more together. I mean if you think about it. You've got your hero Popeye. You've got your big bad bluto brutal. I don't remember. Ruto brutal. And then olive oil the princess speech. I can see it. Okay. But back to Princess, recently, in two thousand and five, the roles of Mario Impeach were reversed in Nintendo. Ds, Super Princess Peach which I've never played. Oh my Gosh! Oh my gosh, this game, okay. So, she has his magic parasol can talk and the power of Vibe, which is basically emotions or as feminist frequency. Golf them her mood. And she has a mood meter for how upset she is at the bottom I think. And so players controlled peach as she rescued Mario and Luigi and some toads. With her emotions, this game was developed by the so-called at behind the scenes. Japanese studio, Toast Are T. O.. and. A Lot I read reviews of it and most of the reviews were like. Like fifty percent, it wasn't that well reviewed and most people complaining that it was notably easier. And I definitely I mean. He can't pick up on the fact that her weapons are like traditionally Feminine Things Right. She's got a parasol. And a emotion meter and I think our emotions are like gloom. Rage. Roy and love Julius Ford. Unless. They need right. I always in gloom. I'M GONNA say the first to have been my mode. Notions during this whole quarantine, so we good. Maybe we're not giving this game enough credit. This was the second standalone game. Peach was the primary playable protagonists. The first was one thousand, nine, hundred ninety Princess Stoltze Castle Ron which was on this sort of gaming watch that I had never heard of her scene, but it was like A. Like if A. Called Tamagotchi. But it was like watch, and you just play games on it yeah, the Tummy Gotcha. That's how you keep him alive. To Fed, but you have to tap tap stuff. Explains Explains Everything. You're welcome. She was supposed to be a playable character in new Super Mario. Brothers, we, but the idea was scrapped after technical difficulties with her dress and discussed in a previous episode on women in Video Games about the big dust up. When Mel Developer said, women are harder to animate so that's why they weren't so many of them. Are So hard y'all. and. We're going to come back to this later, but. The way they handled it. Is Almost comically. Bad. The way they handled this whole thing well in two thousand seven. She made the list of Forbes richest fictional characters, which is congratulations. With an estimated worth of one point, three billion dollars all right, go ahead well. She's got that money got fixing money. At least that's why they keep kidnapping her. Yeah, I! Mean that's probably part of it. I mean she needs to fire her security staff and Redo. Oh, you're right. That is a good point. just say she needs to learn from past mistakes. Our sounding like solid snake just don't get kidnapped. What have we become. Billions of dollars should help our security right? That's true. That's true. She has options for sure. But okay, before we get to judgmental here, let's look back at her history, but first. 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Amer back sponsor, so let's go all the way back to his first appearance in nineteen eighty-five. So she if if you don't know which I would be very shocked if you did it, but let's make sure on the same page. Her characterization is Super Feminine. She's got long blonde hair the due to limitations. It often displayed as Brown or read. All, my Gosh, they made such a big deal when she put it up in a ponytail the first time. She's got a pink dress. Her appearance not really changed that much over the years. Her demeanor often described as very sweet, gentle, polite, graceful basically. Princess e! Because she throughout much of our history in the Games has exemplified these traditional traits apprentices. She is sometimes referred to as the universal princess or perfect princess. And by the way she does have a cat form. Cat Princess Peach. And a wedding form with she's in a wedding dress which we're GONNA. Get into why that is in a minute. And just to say there's so much emphasis on her clothes and hair and crown and jewelry and researching this at the time she put on this thing or this thing or this thing and four I want to compare. I went and read because a lot of this like basic stuff to get in a good context, I got from the Mario Wiki Phantom page. I went and read Mario's after I read hers. Hardly any description of our time, he. had a little differently early nothing because I want to make sure I wasn't reading too much into it, but right now they really did put a lot of focus on. See what she's wearing. That's really weird especially since they can't draw her dress so. All right there. And some of our key moments throughout the games include. Super Mario Brothers to where she is the weakest and the slowest character. Also probably the worst of the three that I know to me and it's Super Mario Brothers three when towed place a job at the end of the English Verde. Say quote, thank you, but princess is in another castle. Just kidding. This is in reference to the game played. That had Mario fighting increasingly difficult bosses in a series of castles to rescue page only to find. She is in another castle. Yep like we talked about in the beginning and now. Commonly used as Yeah sort of saying you're barking up the wrong tree and here's somebody say that it's usually what they mean. And Super Mario Sixty Four Peach bakes Mario Cake and kisses him on the cheek. Kate comes up a lot in these games. I learned mostly an peaches storylines. Which? I guess makes sense. bowser attempts to marry peach and super. Mario Odyssey and Mario Bowser fight over her, and she rejects them both. In Super Mario Maker, she rewards Mario with a kiss once she was turned into a bad girl and another time hypnotize to fall in love with Mario's evil alter ego wargo. This turns her into Zombie which is corrected with a hug from Mario There's a lot of holding the kingdom ransom, unless peach agrees to marriage or brainwashing her to agree to marriage, some possession in Super Mario RPG legend of the seven stars. Character named booster. Falls in love with her, and decides to force her to marry him even though she is shouting in all caps, Myo, help me help me Mario Mario, help. So. Not, creepy at all Yup Yup I see. I loved this game. I don't remember this. I remember there was a marriage he had to stop. But. I don't remember that that seems pretty disturbing to me. Now I guess as a kid. I didn't pick up on that. You could play each and Super Mario Brothers to like. You said an idea was so different. From what people were used to that win flow chorus, Shannon Stewart asked young boys about playing each many express confusion saying something like quote. She's the one year trying to save like they didn't get. The game without the fact that you're trying to say they didn't get that. You would play her at all. Competing That's. That is so telling. The ending of the game. That game was redesigned. So that, it was just one big dream of Mario's so. That's how they tried to make it. Make sense like Oh. Yes, she actually never did do those things. Just dreaming. So she was lockable for the first time in Super Smash Brothers ultimate, but in her special attacks she holds an opponent still while toad attacks instead so the. Guy? In some innovations, especially in the sports games, she does have some really powerful moves and techniques, but in general she exists to be yes, the Damsel in distress, and in some instances she works against her captors, and in later games she becomes more feisty and enthusiastic, such great words, and sometimes flirty woo running joke or not. She is pretty much there to be kidnapped and rescued over and over and over again. But comes to the point. How many times has this woman been kidnaps? Over fifty times at the very least in kidnapped as a baby, but sometimes for her beauty, sometimes for kingdom, sometimes to keep her from preventing some evil plot. Yeah I. Did a lot of digging to try to get like a number definitive number. How many times she'd been kidnapped. I couldn't do it so I just like. Did Control. Find for the word kidnap, and it was fifty seven I. Think on the page. I was reading of just like her parents and game, and what happened, but then I was reading through because I felt fifty-seven sounds low, really low. It's there are other words people use for essentially kidnapping, so it's a watch is a lot. Some argue and I love that I found this. She's actually the most powerful character in the game. And that's one of the reasons. She's kidnapped so much. Certainly one of the reasons she is kidnapped because she is more powerful and Meyer will ever be, but then the question becomes. How does she get kidnapped so much if she's the? person. The Hobby. Got Aboard Maybe maybe he's trying to spice things up. Killer kink. Maybe he's big herself because she just wants to be away from the Kingdom. O-! The responsibility, this is how. I like that interpretation. Okay. She's playing all of them all right. All Right! So I found as about this that I think it was mostly in jest, but it's hard to tell and I wondered some coats from it. So. It's an equal mix of obligations and satisfaction. Bowser may have aims of extending his rule, but peaches their to launch an assault as needed and desired Mario maybe fighting his way toward her, but he's just picking up. The pieces left by beaches warpath. In fact, he's just a small part of the equation. The battle bread elation of it. All peach loves the carnage with the fact that she's protecting the kingdom as an added bonus. Bazzar in spite of being thwarted time after time is in love with peach along with the destruction, the warrior princess constantly reeks and Mario, willingly unaware of it all and blissfully unaware that his adventures just means for him to prove his worth to peach. Between her natural abilities in royal upbringing, bringing peaches been receiving conflicting instructions sense her adoption. One voice tells her to become a dutiful neverland monarch, the other an unbeatable champion that shows no mercy to dissidents. As a result, there are two inches in one. One of them is the one we know in love, and the other is again. The beasts that hides within there's a struggle within her to reconcile her two personas, and it's only because of her duty as princess that the beast doesn't overtake the beauty. But every so often every time buzzer steps into wreak havoc, or there's a new sport to take part in. The beast is on leashed peach. Get their chance to be the person. She wants to be even if it is in a limited capacity. For moments at a time she can escape the doldrums of monarchy and fulfil the potential the primal force. That's been a part of her since birth. might have been onto something. I feel like I'm right. That article seems prove my point. I love it, so I'm just saying. Prince's peaches is just so. Again I haven't played a lot of these games, but in my kind of estimation of her. Kind of cutesy and girly and I love reading about her loving carnage. Really. Well the other side, the beauty size, so the game frequently lose to the romantic relationship between Mario and peach, and throughout the series they are called the cutest couple and described as having romantic entanglements and by the way. Did you already heard. Did you use this for reason because of the recent events? In the Smith household. What okay you don't need it. No, I was GONNA ask because just to put some perspective is there was a whole thing where data Smith having an extra relationship one point and she calls it entanglement, and that's been kind of the twitter joke the past week. When I saw romantic entanglements, I was like Oh my God. there. It is there. Maybe that's origination of this. That's where he got it from. Okay always Mario Yeah I had heard something vague. Finer details I actually got it from star. Wars obviously. Tournaments. Entanglement Romantic entanglements I believe that was actually. Used in the game to describe them I think. It wasn't just me you. From James McMahon at Games reiter when it comes to this relationship quote. Should we really be encouraging? The Union of Mario and peach anyway remember this is a man with side gigs as Dr, carpenter, pro cart driver and an archaeologist, and lest we forget, he regularly competes at the Olympic Games. What chance of a healthy relationship and for all the Work Mario, but then saving beach, he rarely sees anything of the reward. Maybe just a bit mean yeah, she'll give Mario Kiss on the nose, sometimes she'll bake them a cake, but let us not forget that princess beaches. The detail tyrian ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom Ganji not put a knighthood as way. Some other title. Can she not stretch to one evening on her? The kingdom's nearest Pizza Express. I thought she did make him a night. Oh, maybe unless you honors them. One of the Games shows. She also does that like classic Princess. We're at the end. She gives a reward right like. If you win for a long time, if you one Mario Kart, she's the one that would put the TV the trophy. Metal around your neck. I don't know I just appreciate these strong feelings about this fictional relationship. I totally understand I, know I. Know I've been there I. AM there? When it comes to Bowser I did want to touch on that really quickly. Her relationship with bowser because bouncer. Only determined to make her love him and I. Don't WanNa even get into. The Inter species. Oh Yeah I. DON'T WANNA get into it. He is extremely possessive and. Sometimes. He comes to her aid when another villain kidnaps Sarah so he. Also sees her as kind of this object comprise to be had. Strange. So? We did when I take some of these tropes that we've been talking about that. Come up a lot in these games, but first we'RE GONNA pause for one more quick break for word from our sponsor. Hi. I'm Heidi Markov host of the upcoming what to expect podcast on iheartradio. Motherhood is the ultimate sisterhood. 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As objects from characters often these male characters were stand INS for nerdy male writers to to win through action so. A lot of movies and in the eighties is by no means the only time. This still happens. It's been happening for forever, but I just feel like the eighties has so many good popular examples of here's this nerdy lonely guy. who honestly probably isn't very attractive? Conventionally. And He threw. Like determination and persistence and actions, he will eventually get the hot girl of the movie that was with the pop, third dude and so. Just seeing that. Progression over and over and over again and. The message that that sends it's that same thing of like. Don't take no for an answer. Like women we owe. Men who have. Done all these things that probably at least a lot of movies we didn't ask them to do. But because they did. They are owed. They're entitled Right. Yeah. And I think if you look at these. Games there is definitely an area that I mean even through some of the quotes. We've read where it's talking about like doesn't Peach Mario something right. And it's different is complicated because she is the princess and he's like saving the kingdom as well as her. But there's definitely a romantic layer. We talk about in relationships in general how they can't be just. Friendship, and obviously has mantech right. Yeah, yeah, and then. If you look at. Why bowser is kidnapping her? It feels very much kind of like the whole idea of the trophy wife of. I want. Like she's not a woman. She's just something to be added like a pond to make Mario feel jealous. I guess you could say that about when we talk about monarchy's in general that people would have marriages because of titles. Unions and it's kind of that same level in this moment of light. This is not about love is not about whatever is just if you take, it is yours, and then not only is this person yours, but whatever underneath her, or comes with her, is also yours so this kind of that whole level, as well such a weird concept. Yeah Yeah. I mean it's just the and that's that is another complicated layer and I do love that. We're having such a serious conversation about. A very cartoony video games. As we talked about. It has had a huge impact like kids start playing it, and so you can run. A young age! And it is hard to separate out because she is a princess and there is that whole aspect of like. MARRIAGE ING, marrying off and getting stuff with it, but that's still like implies that I guess. We don't have really any examples of male purposes. Like I, don't know if a male Princeton this game would also be kidnapped all the time. And that's that's part of the problem. We're GONNA. Talk about that more in a minute is that we don't see? That version of it very much. We only see the princess getting kidnapped end the marriage proposal being forced along with that, and then it's confused even more by like this idea of love which they use, but it just it's not. If not. And the ad a challenging. Like another man's masculinity where she's just sort of Opon-, in this battle between Mario and Bowser, and both want to be with her, and it doesn't matter what she wants, right? And then along with that controlling. Is Mushroom Kingdom that. Everyone wants to control. Right just. I liked it better when she was princess told stool in just Kinda sat there. Jake I'm just. That's all I know is that's all I know? So all of this that we're talking about was really picked apart and the article that I mentioned that sort of was the inspiration for this idea that I can no longer get to it I'm so cheap I'm unwilling to pay one single dollar to read it. It's called. Your princess is in another castle and its by Arthur Chu over at the daily beast. If you want to check it out, some of you might remember. It made a pretty big. It made the Internet rounds when it came out because it came out right after that sorority shooting and California and he was talking about like. Misogyny nerd culture and look at the damage. It's done. So I did want to include this quote. nerdy guys aren't guaranteed to get laid by the hot chicks as long as we work hard, there isn't a team of writers pulling for us to triumph by getting the girl. Yeah. You can see that. In so many things so much of our media. Is that right -actly? Right. Oh and another thing so much of our media. Is the Damsel in distress okay? This trope goes back at least two thousand years. And it was particularly popular story during the romantic and Gothic periods. Much, much later, so it's been around for a while, and has been popular for a while. The damsel was often tied up provocatively, sometimes naked. And the DAMSELS, the entire, even further risky were to prove their bravery and chivalry is. It's all she exist for. If you look at what many people mistake is the first appearance of Princess Peach Pauline. From nineteen eighty one's donkey gong. That we talked about shoes also called girl for a while, but later pauline, she was portrayed as the beautiful girl in ads. She had like cheeks for flush. She was crying of her Bikini. STRAPS was slipping off her shoulder. Her speech bubble read. Oh, she gets carried around by donkey Kong piece of property as Mario. WHO's jumped? Man Chases after them, so she was right out the gate. Even the things. Some people mistake is first appearance classic Damsel in distress. When asked why wasn't a playable character? In the was at that time new Super Mario Brothers we game. The designers said they went with toad instead because he looked more like Mario and Luigi Great. So. They went with a male character because he looked like. All the other male characters, okay, and the interviewer tracy jaws then asked if the actual reason is if there would be no plot, otherwise you know having no one kidnapped and does Mario. Get a pass because it's Mario. Yeah right I was thinking about that, too, because it is like. This huge thing. And it has become a running joke that she always gets kidnapped. And, it's almost like a self fulfilling prophecy. To get kidnapped, so she's GonNa. Get kidnapped. Some Games are definitely playing with this trope. Regenerating the roles some are more successful than others. A developer Rico to the original donkey Kong so that pauline was rescuing Mario as a gift for his daughter. In two thousand thirteen. He and his daughter received death threats from strangers for this, and it's not like he was selling it. He just made it for his daughter right and he was interviewed about it and people sent them death threats out. How protective some of these gamers are! Oh and I know I've recommended this game before, but. The game braid plays with Damsel Trope, and are really really unique and beautiful way I. WanNa talk about it so much, but I don't spoil it. and it's pretty short, so if you're just looking for a quick. Quick play braid all right. So. The damsel in distress is not always bad. Here's a quote from a least nor over overhead cacao in the end I. Don't think there's anything wrong with having damsels in distress as long as we also have dues in distress. Saving person from harm is not a bad trope in itself, it only becomes problematic and boring. Honestly, when the Damsel is always a woman, and the hero is always a man rescued narrator innately compelling, but they need to be gender equitable and exist as me combinations as possible men, rescuing man women, rescuing women, women, rescuing men, and yes men rescuing women. Yeah. I, agree and I would also add. I think. This problem is compounded by. It's clear that usually the Damsel only exist. To. Be The DAMSEL. There's no character development. They only exist to power the male hotline. It's really clear they're just. kind of empty vessels I mean that's exactly how I thought it, and saying that I've only played the first and second third Mario brothers and the super. Mario Kart those no story to it was just continuing to an end point, and so that's why I couldn't even remember her name other than that doesn't sound right Oh. This is what I know her name as like. That's exactly how I knew it right. It's the only reason she exists right and to be fair though I do forget a lot of names, so I make up my own names. There's that. I think he's the only one that I like, and no really well because I always thought it was super cute I that he can eat the fruit with his tongue. I don't I don't know. I feel that one of my skill sets is being near. NERD translates so. Thank! Thank you, thank you speaking of. As. You know I've been watching a lot of star wars lately. I've made a new observation. Is that Luke? skywalker is the Damsel in distress in your body. It's true. He needs more at rescuing than does I counted by not like a little number by a big number. I just wanted to put that in there. I think it is different because. It's not the only reason he exists as a character, and there's no like prize necessarily aspect. In Saving Amas just like friendship or love, oh but. Just want to point that out. I found it interesting that I've watched those movies probably hundreds of times. I've never really been like Wow. He needs rescuing a lot in the. Short span of time. So, maybe we perceive it differently is what I was thinking is. Pondering in my brain, 'cause then are prince episode. We talked about how. Princess Leia. Sort of is the Damsel in distress, but isn't Then I was like well. Luke in that same situation right anyway. And now here's my final file note. I just wanted to add a little thing I found from dictionary dot com about the peach emoji. Of the actual peach because we have for some reason talked about emojis a lot here an important. So. Here's a quote. Officially called the the, but Emoji was first introduced in two thousand ten under Unicorn six point Oh as its fuzzy appearance looks like a plump rare, and the peach emergency quickly came to stand for buttocks on social media and in text messages especially. Especially a woman's sexual context and twenty sixteen. Apple released an updated version of the peach emoji that resembled the fruit more than the anatomy, but the changes Matt was such popular up or that. The company reverted to its original design. I love that and also it became kind of a sign for resistance the impeachment. EMOJI. There we go I just wanted to include that. I used to save her, too, and I love it, so it's good also features my dog. Yes who I am introducing in, D. and D. Tonight by. Yes I based a character. Off of Samantha's dog. Peaches for our dungeons and dragons campaign. I I love it. What this what? She's GonNa do is show up in every place they are. In ruin things for them. Nice way saying, please you set it up where she just comes around and you'd think she's just adorable. This little dog, but all the time. She just gets you in trouble always yes. But. She doesn't know it drives to be cute and she tries to be helpful, but she's GonNa. Get you killed I love it so excited to hear about this. is going to be great because they're not. GonNa die. They just started so they're not going to really know how much of a problem she is. Like the third time she pops off his when they're going to be like no. They're gonNA. Hate my dog before they meet my dog. That's going to be great. Inspiration. If you, listeners have any any ideas you want to share some possible inspiration about. Topics. We can talk about or if you have any thoughts about. My Luke skywalker. 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