17 Burst results for "Mardi Moshe"

"mardi moshe" Discussed on The Short Porch

The Short Porch

03:10 min | 4 months ago

"mardi moshe" Discussed on The Short Porch

"Commie first time caller. I'm in yeah. I'm fucking pissed about the whole indoor harass me. I decided but i had faith in the yankees organization that they would you know. Make some move. That's all seasons. You know scientifically make you at least or make a deal that we always. We always seemed to me. And instead of backfires in my face indoors top five players the league one of my personal favorite players and now i gotta see him playing blue and orange for god knows how long all we seem to do this. All season is not paid. Thomas hanley what else do we do. We need a no-name moved today. And now we're just watching teams. Were watching teams like the padres in the mess. We are superior to make these blockbuster deals and i'm starting to pay off. I'm starting to panic. Which is not not not usual for yankee fan. But it sucks. Hopefully they get something done soon. Meant could talk to you guys man. I love the show. Busy good call. Good call a very strong. Call the accent there for long island very upset knowledgeable. Love the call stuff Let's see what more bad implementary longtime wanted to get my schwab portrait power rankings. Just four west place like you always is in life thomas close to talk we call this guy a j hard working man rutgers alum go sell at night to hubs definitely a nerd gets troll running affected work guy himself mardi moshe pro athlete on. The show's awesome. Love the new college basketball podcast as well. The man doing big things contain being the ceo of the company. How much say this fall. However this guy whoever he said look. I wanna call him and i actually want him to die. I love this man. That was one of the best calls i've ever heard. That was actually kind of accurate to tommy's definitely fourth wrong number one. Thank you for the call. That was beautiful. I like to call to. I'll take second no problem not. Hey hey seconds. Great i was hoping for one or two. I'm good good sit hug. He's a hell of a job getting the third they're one of the hosts fantastic job has about leaving the building. Okay tha door. i got nothing else. Nick up big game on. Fridays favored on friday gary. That nicomedes favorite in a basketball game. Nick that's the show. Let's go fucking sign someone for the love of cut fucking mind out. Go up for fox. We'll see you back here next week. John sterling you've been listening to short porch byproduct of.

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"mardi moshe" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

01:47 min | 1 year ago

"mardi moshe" Discussed on KFC Radio

"I've got a big week of C. C. K. crammed into this podcast here for you. I had a solo episode which I always enjoyed doing. I think we're going to try to mix those into <hes> the schedule a little bit more often Casey is going to be on the road for college football. The rockets always bouncing around back and forth to Boston to do things in baseball so I think we're going to be doing a little bit of the Kevin Clancy show going forward which is always fun. <hes> I am radio NERD I have been doing it <hes> for about a decade now and I've been a sports radio junkie you basically my whole life listening to Wfan from boomer and carton now to boomer and Geo and Mike Francesa Mike and the mad dog which had their thirtieth anniversary the other day they were thirty years ago so <hes> they debuted so you know it's the world is moving towards podcasting and a little bit away from the live <hes> programming but I I still believe that there's nothing quite like a live radio. Show where you're taking on callers <hes> you can have breaking news. You're up to the minute with everything that's going on and <hes> I pride myself on doing it so we're going to try to do a couple of hours here and there each week and see where it takes me. I know that <hes> you know the rest of the programming Barstool is kind of one in our shows or a whole host of guys but I accept the challenge. I like to try to try to <hes> try to do it myself. See what happens like. I said I've been raised. Listening to guys is do it my whole life so I'm going to take it on myself and see if I can kinda hopefully be the next generation of that and see where it takes me here at Marshall Sports so long without we had the usual cast of characters <hes> <hes> we did get Casey Jared and myself back together fights was in as usual a couple Mardi Moshe appearances a lot of mets talk as my season came to an end a lot of football talk as colleges back and NFL was on the horizon so a whole host of stuff to get to here on C..

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"mardi moshe" Discussed on Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

12:07 min | 1 year ago

"mardi moshe" Discussed on Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

"Well. He hit the open market this sorry you're you'd think he'd get five one fifty at eight. You probably know for sure but also i don't and on mine is more so i just i just hate that. These deals can't start for like multiple years. I hate that more than anything but he's he's good if he's wearing stayed you. Sign of damon wants in there whatever you keep. He's like these were twenty seven. He's older yeah for anything but him just having to play two full season for this. Even k. shouldn't be able to sign that contract by it should be like a year out nick summer p sinus deals. Okay that makes sense draymond got four hundred he's. He's not a small guard. They don't play defense. Correct me shit nancy. Jane is not going to be he's really trying to get him his own team for years but awesome man oh man portland still built the saying well they keep giving all the money to the same type of player tikey the exact same people him in seventy five percent of day when we got into the conference finals but we knew they weren't a threat there threat now i was. I know but do you think they could. You see them making the conference finals next year. Would you be surprised if i don't be surprised now. We have the finals because i'd be against coming coming up. I can see them being the final four but beating the warriors who i don't. I can't see if they got the nuggets again. I i just luck of the draw like if they are the ones the nuggets with a two seater vice versa and they got the nuggets again and beat them. That wouldn't be the most shocking thing that happened. I'll be honest. They played them again. I think the nuggets win win. I certainly possible. I'm just saying i wouldn't be at all but you've got to do that n._b._a. You gotta be two teams of the you get them. First round want something went wrong with two definitely yeah it means you plan the lakers. Clippers warriors like that's the ones i dr donald they went into round with this team is currently it's the same team they keep they'd have five years biggs and wear little big little soundbite said yeah so <hes> again like it's it'll probably be file and they stop spending the money on link the wack shit around them because again. I pay mccown thirtieth read. That's not the problem paying evan turner eight bays more than eighteen. That's that's the problem not an issue but i just like. They're locking himself into like the same exactly again. <hes> designing deal two years out is absurd to me and we also have breaking news <hes> someone named shane russo just tweeted us both graham. You said i th i found this thought he should say. It usually makes me skeptical. Its just a video from youtube dot com uploaded under the name i._m._g. Space zero one six two <hes> which means it. It doesn't have a name that's just whatever the video was named. I a- computer and uploaded by someone very non technologically savvy which means marty mush uploaded floated it because it's a video of mardi moshe performing standup comedy club in front of a live audience and it said at seven minutes and fifteen seconds. I can't wait to watch that one. I'd rather a <hes> bring up the motion. Does that lucky seven minutes now. I wanna hear what you'd smoothed over. There's not a chance he remembers any of this. Not not a chance. I was up on stage like a flood up to look what the light there are people. There were laughing such a delight standup bush. I will pay good money to see much to stand up good view caroline. You've got chapelle and wanting building much other stupid question today. <hes> i just tell them. Hold on okay sitting right next to me. He skipped his own show too much i can only it's like yeah. I heard the students andy kaufman to point out. Why would you even describe blau even though in this red takizawa his envelope. It's a very sharp envelope. It's like i don't even wanna quit this because it might be like would've is just like very sensible. Just stand up. It's very very politically. He's just bill maher at the anything. Much does is going to be incredibly funny. That's all i know most making these incredibly poignant poignant like a little taste. Just make you think wow he's like the white and the black black ivory different why i didn't look at it that way most it's true it's true whistling yeah yeah. That's very much ripping off just like old simpson's bits. Why do we drive like this. It's true to travelling do do they just much if bush as a prop comic why jeb dot com problematic puppets left and right you guys want to see me smashing crew get something very unexploded light grid bananas and they're just bush all over the stool gimme of red dog if you wanted to see some smith fruit smash red eye red tho if you wanna. I want to see some fruit smash. He's got like a dame cook like cult following where everyone's giving like a super factor but dog did you guys see moshe moshe on net flicks who won star but it it really gained a cult following. It's the standup guy comic equivalent of the room. I also remember. I was trying to tell you <hes> comedian just to the entire set like in the middle of the woods in front of no audience act bull probably but i couldn't remember who did it was harland. Harland williams a very harland williams thing to do in alms funny. I could see him. Doing there is a lunatic and i may not in the nicest way possible doing now z. I mean aside from stand up in the woods at movie user to just stand up. I see that the take a lot out of a guy a ton is i fifty six which is crazy because he was in fucking dumb and dumber which ninety four is canadian tries to see what the most reason he's on. Something called puppy dog dog pals that abroad for it. That's probably what he's doing. This on disney created it. Oh as harlem in being on the wings by the news no twitter twitter. This is my one pl- it be jeff. Bezos <hes> y ex wife now as she just bought the knicks. I was like at the they just be. There's just wants to be liked and popular and cool if she just bought the knicks in black never showed her face but just random competently it eat them with his money boy. He's like i wanna make sure i'm fucking knicks. I'm trying to remember if if the story went down yes oh your movie avatar obviously yes. I'm familiar and i wanna make sure i get harlem. Williams wrote avatar. If i remember the story correctly the the the year avatar came out it dominated the oscars but lost best picture and to the hurt locker which if i run if i remember correctly. The hurt locker was directed by james. Cameron's connects wife knew who who made the hurt locker with the money from the divorce settlement see this. That's playing a galactic jet tough one. I think it kinsey in the by the the knicks the very competent people at mckinsey b.'s like i trust them fully. I'm gonna stay in san francisco cisco yeah. I'm gonna stay in san francisco while the knicks are powerhouse overnight while pretty good network. She got thirty eight billion direct. He kept seventy five percent of the stock. She got thirty five point six billion to amazon stock. They announced via twitter. They would divorce by twitter and burnish it down mckenzie. Imagine if you made thirty six billion dollars one day one day. I'll give now my ol- workman. Are you kidding wow this is you talk about. Small world mckinley total earned her bachelor's degree in english at princeton university. She <unk> study under writer. Tony morrison whose total was one of the best students i've ever had in my creative writing classes. Yes so way shoes. <music> runs anti bullying organization. She's executive director. I'm telling you but she did the giving pledge where she's like donating half her money after because she does if she just wants to keep racking up just goodwill to if she just buys the knicks like drop in the bucket mckenzie you won't miss it like two shares amazon amazon dot seriously and you'd make like long-term. You'd make it back so let's not even that you're one. It's an infant lake and i'll give you like eight million dollars right now leaguer stock whatever so it's basically it's as good as cash so i'll just give it to you right now and i just take you just you can never mentioned that you own the knicks again. I don't want us selling our brand..

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"mardi moshe" Discussed on Lights Camera Barstool

Lights Camera Barstool

01:54 min | 2 years ago

"mardi moshe" Discussed on Lights Camera Barstool

"Well, no, I don't disagree with that. I feel like I would like it for few minutes like to be able to do it. Like I did a did an emulator for Becker baseball. My MAC book. It was not fun. It was just it was. It's not a fun game anymore. Didn't age well, at least for like how old we are now audience number three and fell blitz blitz is up there. I would imagine they share all the same opinions as you do can Jack number two favorite sports. Video game a number two is three hundred h l'arcade I do not follow hockey at all every bit of hockey that I know I know through three eyesore Kate. It came out when I was like, I wanna say sophomore in high school, and it was so much fun. So so much fun already. I o the team. I'll put the every single time. It was co Petar easy as they have, like, they, they sort players until like through abilities out, using to cope ATar, I think, Malcolm from penguins. Right. Outdo him and. Shari's in my strong guy, but might not have been in NBC broder. But every single player, I know from hockey and like all the rules from hockey, I know specific through three any solar Cade, it was a fucking blast I used to play with our friends nonstop during school more than call the duty, probably so much fun. So essentially, if they weren't in that game you know. Yeah, no, I literally if you were in the game you are nobody to me, I didn't know who you were at. I mean it's progress still to this day. I mean half the players in that because this is like head to be like to nine or something like half the players from the game prior retired by now. But like I still there if they were not a game, I probably don't know. You the I never played an chill arcane. I like chugging. I'm not very good at them mardi Moshe in our office, who may be giving some thoughts on the movie yesterday. At some point, I don't know. That's, that's not guarantee 'cause he might become a length, but mardi plays NHL. He has ruled for sports video games where he beats you buy four scores. You have.

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"mardi moshe" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

03:27 min | 2 years ago

"mardi moshe" Discussed on KFC Radio

"We're good man. So the question came up, girl, Lindsay called in and said, who, who from barstool, do you think will be the first person to date a celebrity? And we said it has to be like an alien a Lister and an I don't think anybody here really can. I also thought that if anything it would be a girl because like a guy who was an atlas there might still be like I wanna sex, without girl, whereas girls might not I don't think we'll stoop down to our level, but you are at international Manta mystery you are low level. You are very Kramer s fall ass backwards into this ridiculous life. You have been known to pull chicks who are high above your pay grade. I you know, and maybe you would be a reasonable pick. Do you think would you bet on yourself? Do you have any experience in this field? How would you approach it? What would you do? Do you have any advice? Gimme mardi, motions thoughts on hooking up with a celebrity. Well, first of all, I'm what a hot streak on. Are you talking believable? I really I don't know what's happening. This is why I need a hidden camera show with mardi much like what a hot streak like. How are you on a hot streak double double shot at rat? That's when they. Love love. I know. But yeah, I think hot, it's first of all, it's too hot out for sex anymore, by the way, this, too. It's too much. Now, I'm with you on that. I mean in general sex is tough, especially when you go sticky and sweaty. Now, I think I would, I think I wouldn't know who the girl is, and I would just be like doing my stupid shit, and unrealized like after the foul shit that would be the rom com plot like you know, doesn't dope it he doesn't realize he's dating if you're Kardashian or Anna Kendrick, I don't know who you will also came up because she isn't Alastair, but she is, she's pretty cool. She really appreciates like humor. I could see you're not being like like Anna. Kendrick doesn't strike minutes type is like I'm only going to date other famous people. So I think it's kind of a Downer and I do think that someone like yourself would she would be like, I feel bad for this bass that let me, let me try to help. Pitying you. Not even pity though. I think that maybe if you departure from my life of, like Glenn A-List, slumming, celebrity girl might just be like you know what? I'm sick of these guys that are just constantly wanting to talk. Yeah. Because even like I mean, we are brought like z listers, like I don't even know where on the scale but I know that now when guys talked to me at bars, I always in the back of my head or like you're only talking to me, because, because I work at parcel, and nine times out of ten. The first question is always about one of you guys. It's like, oh, Kevin Dave, Dan. It's like, okay, you're only talking me because of that. If you're in, you're, like appreciate it when somebody is like, hey, can I buy you a drink and like they don't mention barstool at all? It's great. So I can imagine Ayla celebrity girls at paparazzi following them around. They're like God. I just wanted to partner from this, like, I just want to live a normal life mardi Moshe could be that normal life. I don't know about normal. Well, but. For a more normal person life than I have different parts of your brain that you don't think about these look, these celebrities to come down there and say, oh, man, I never thought about three and one chiampou like some shit like that. Do you think that they think all ponds are circles? Well, that's fact. About a square pond pond. Yeah. Idiot C square. Okay. We're not gonna mardi and I have gone back and forth on this forever there. He's convinced they're all perfect circles. We don't have to get like this is not what we came on radio on Tuesday to talk about just saying they're not I might be more on this week..

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"mardi moshe" Discussed on Chicago Dog Walk

Chicago Dog Walk

07:34 min | 2 years ago

"mardi moshe" Discussed on Chicago Dog Walk

"Or you get twenty dollars off your first four boxes at said. Simple. All right. Let's get back to the interview. What's the loudest? The book has ever been. Oh, gosh. There was a there was a Mexico scored a goal in the World Cup last summer where I thought this place was just going. I don't know how much you follow soccer not a ton. Yeah. There was a there was another one where Barcelona scored against PS g in the Champions League. The couple of years ago to win that game. I think if I had to pick one I would say plex go burst touchdown beat the patriots in the symbol. I was a teller at the time. So I was out on the line. So I guess I was a little bit more exposed to the to the sound. Whereas now, you're sitting back all of us and watch the game on TV. But I remember when bursts got the TD this place when absolutely crazy just blow up. Aw. Yes. Everybody giants money line. And we just talked about parlays and teasers. What's the biggest sucker bet? Like what what are people? I what are you doing man? I mean, any parlay I think is a basketball teaser to me the sucker beds. My opinion, usually a bad bed for you as a customer is betting a boxing underdog because all the public bets the dog is they're trying to get a big payout for small amount of money. Those guys never win boxing favorites. Are I say this now and by the time this thing can Ella will lose the big favorite Saturday. But usually you wanna bet favorites in boxing, don't be betting underdogs in boxing. Not a good idea. On the flip side though, you have see underdogs. I think there's a lot of value in that. We we have a guy who I consider to be are sharpest customer in any sport. And he bets UFC and he almost entirely bets underdogs, and he's very good at it. He's it's very impressive. So I I have to concur with you on that. What's the craziest property paid out? Or you're like, wow. The craziest cra- I mean, I would have to say not to turn everything back to soccer. But when the Leicester City won the Premier League, I think that was three years ago. I mean, we had guys caching tickets in one thousand to one one thousand to one tickets don't come back to the window. Okay. Where you get a call that day. Like is your boss? Like, hey, you know, what there's a lot of transparency between us and the people upstairs, they know when we have these things, and you know, we we prepared them for how much money we were gonna lose on the Golden Knights last year, which was a lot by the way. Yeah. I mean, I you could say that the Golden Knights winning the division at two hundred one that could be the craziest bet I've ever seen come back. I mean that was pretty ridiculous dammit opened at two hundred win the division was. At one point two hundred one and did a good amount of people have that not a good amount. But you you know, what? When the odds are that high. It doesn't take a lot to accumulate a big liability. It can happen fast. Now, we're how close you guys paying attention to that like throughout the year very closely as there is the true answer because we had a lot of us go to every night's game. If you think back to the start of their first season they were down to their third fourth goalie because all their goalies got hurt. And we were like these guys are going to be awful, and they just kept ripping off wins. But by that time, the damage was done because people will just bought those two hundred one tickets is probably something attack on their wall. You know for ten or twenty dollars by the time, we realize like, wait. These guys are really good. It was it was too late. Is there a certain customer that kind of sticks out? You know, maybe a guy that's multiple times at big you just talked about that guy. Who's a sharp who bats all the UFC underdogs? Maybe a guy who is say, hey, have you should take it easy a little bit. Who's just kind of the the mardi Moshe. The Bonchamps is there. Is there we got guys like that? You know, we've had a cage go out there and tell him to calm down a little bit. I mean, I know everybody's out or having fun in Vegas. But you gotta have some respect for your your other customers. Not that mardi Moshe doesn't have respect for other people. I'm not saying that, but we we've had guys in this room that just get a little bit too. Crazy. I think the recently the craziest story was we had a guy who had one of our VIP booths. He jumped up on top of the booth. We wouldn't let that go because he was a VIP, but he ended up jumping down and picking up our cocktail waitress up off the ground and like lifting her up over his head now. And of course, we had asked that gentlemen to leave because I mean, come on Vegas. We still have rules out here. You can't pick up a cocktail waitress and just lift her up off the ground. It's not New Orleans court nora's fucking crazy just crazy out of says crazier than Vegas. I was there in October. I went to the Redskins saints game the Monday night game. When when Brees broke the record. I was unfortunately, Mariah. Skins fan. Okay. Being Orleans is crazy. Yeah. It really is. And then is there anything off the top of your head that you did have when they called down when they're like, hey, you brought up Leicester City or there's never been a situation like that where some shit, you know, in two thousand eight our book and every book in town was in trouble on the Tampa Bay rays if the rays had won the World Series. It was going to get ugly. Really that many people. Yeah, it was Tampa Bay like people betting smart people new smart people knew in the in the off season. But no, I can't think of a story more of my stories. It'd be about times where I did something stupid versus like the book messed up. I mean, the story I like to tell is the summer of two thousand ten I just got home from work. I'm sitting on my couch. I get a call somebody I work with he goes. Hey, man. You gotta get down to the sports book. They got the heat at at a forty two one to win the title. And I'm reading on social media that LeBron and Chris Bosh are going to sign with the heat. And I was like, yeah. Man. Lebron James and Chris Bosh are gonna sign what the heat ignore them. And. Yeah, that was mistake. Wow. Yeah. I mean, I know they lost in the finals. But they were big favourite you can easily hedge in the finals that that that was an interesting summer because we had smart guys. They just went around betting every team. Lebron was linked to and whichever team he signed with. You'd have a good bet because he was so good. But do you guys have guys like where you guys out there? Spying trying to get, you know, the ear to the ground and all of us is we're going, you know, other than we don't have any means other than what what you guys have on Twitter and social media. I mean, we were certainly tracking it like everybody else. But but everyone thinks Vegas does. No. I mean, everyone has that kind of we argue our guys in the control room. They've got Twitter up there following beat writers. It's nothing that no one else has access to and we we make jokes about that. All the time. But like all call the NFL and told him to the kickoff field goal that all it's ridiculous. So did you have that all your guys on foul crisper sard right after that? Now, I don't think I think anybody that thought crisper saw was reliable source has been fired by now. Hopefully, I always thought the funniest thing was when the Braun signed back in Cleveland and fourteen. Yeah. And he went to SI with the story. And then they showed Bruce on his phone like, oh, it's confirmed. It's good for. So there's a story out on Sports Illustrated. Of course, it's confirmed. Yeah. Thanks to John Murray. Let's let's wrap it up here. Is there anything else you want to get off your tester? We love to be in Illinois someday, man, we wanna be everywhere and we've had discussions with other states in the mid west. And by think, Illinois, Chicago, specifically is just a great sports market. A lot of people that are familiar with betting. I would love to be responsible for being part of a team that opened up a super book in the Chicago area. Awesome. Yeah. We'd love to have you where it's at for it out there. For that's for sure. And we want to bring it there. We want to bring it everywhere. But especially these markets like jersey, Philly New York, Chicago Boston. These are the best sports fans in the country and with that comes an appetite for sports betting. That's hope it happens. All right. John Murray, the sportsbook director at the west gates who were book, thanks so much for doing this man anytime.

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"mardi moshe" Discussed on Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

06:36 min | 2 years ago

"mardi moshe" Discussed on Mickstape: The Barstool Basketball Podcast

"Houses. You go to a petting zoo. Mush on that electric. You have a favorite paintings like in the city. Well, there is free Wednesdays at the Bronx really knew that. The free zu zu. Can you pet them? Yeah. Section hop offense. Tiger. Was the guy led him pedal. Petting. We're always been the belief because I'm big I'm a big nature documentary fan, and they're too many clips available of human beings. Just like hugging bears rolling around. With tigers. I've always been of the belief that animals like Chris rock said a tiger is gonna tiger. But I feel like a lot of them like recipes around he was protecting that kid like animals like have that sense. And they trust certain humans. I think most good walk right into a lion's den. And just like what's up? It's one of recognize your threat or you're not right fence motion. Walk. Let me bring them undermined wing. Lost a pet may. He knows. Everyone's day wants the pit. Yeah. I think we should go to the Bronx one day. We just came up with a video right there. Definitely. I meant to ask you because you're duck mentoring guy. I watched the Honey badger nothing. Mary have you seen it? Oh, yeah. Oh my God. Like, the one the one. Stung by three hundred bees dies and comes back. And then he steals the bacon from the house. The Honey badger is an incredibly resilient. Beats underrated real babe. Fisher like those three those four heinous one badge. He did. He have to do it. Just fucking growled. Yeah. He they do that. Like his thing that just scares the fuck on animals are pushing. I was drooling myself last home. My I believe redrew, I believe you. Yeah. I've never not believed Marty. How do you make up these things? That's why I believe you couldn't make this data. When the first time you announce your bird was going to live to be like seventy years old. I was just like I feel like that's going to be true. He would just pull that number out. There the first brought the I remember it very well. For sure it was a Red Sox Yankees. It was sixteen to one game. I think it was like eight to one when you showed up. But he his county. You'll you tell you drove in with the bird. So I left work when home had took twenty minutes to get the bird into cage throwing them in. How did you get the I put on a coke? I'm schedule up my hands near them. And I put them on a mouse, put them in the thing. And I say mom. Like a bird. No, the swiffer. Free. How much we pay? Put it in drive, it squawk like a Basset, and I get here. Right. I got here. It's like are looked at scored I part is to nothing so perfect rally bird people. The people are gonna go nuts over this kid. Be electric. Bronze the second floor so bursley Rudy groovy. So it's wrestling with the downstairs and the second by myself trying to get it finally guy like after fifteen minutes and the Red Sox ended up scoring eight runs during that. And I'm walking in like this like, I'm the fucking man. Like, yeah, they're gonna love me. And they just start laughing stupid bastard game in was ten nothing to see to be on the other side of that. And to be watching a game enjoying it funded by all and to see the door just fly open and mardi Moshe walk out with a bird on a mop handle. I definitely thought even though it was ten nothing. Because you like you said, he didn't know the score. I remember reacted very poorly to finding out. I think you announced I you. You just yelled rally bird. And then you looked at the TV. Rally. Then he was like what the fuck teamates ten nothing. And then you sat like next to me in the bird was just eyeball me. I was like, I know it's nothing but the birds completely flipped the energy of these room. I'm glad it's done nothing because of nine nothing. We're losing this game. I think you guys scored the next run. You started yelling rally which made the birds start squawking and flapping wings. Very terrifying. It was out of the cage right on. On the mile when I walked in fiber. How'd you get that thing? What do you mean? Like, I thought it was a normal question. Like, it wasn't a normal question. How did you get bird here? Just fucking brought it in strapping seatbelt. I didn't actually it was flying around the back seats even put it in a cage. Why it was school those in the cage, but it was like attorney Swain. Yeah. Maybe I should have. Maybe that's something for next time might be my ass for that. If you've got a long track record of taking excellent care fruity. Yes, true. I show. I put it in the show. Alien daily. It's you wanna talk. So sometimes you come in my house, you see someone showering. The birds is walk around. Saying it seems like you guys are the best of friends, but he's waiting to cross him at a given moment. Yeah. He gets fed up pretty fast. Enough time of me by myself. It's you're going to want to put you into the wall. I keep this. Did you win this bird or something? Turn. Punch card at the petting zoo. Fifty times. My parents got it when I was like eight I knew I couldn't take care of dog or anything else. And they like to be honest. I didn't talk till I was three not a single or came out as body till? I was three I was saving it up. So I can imagine your third birthday. You just start talking the way you talk. So.

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"mardi moshe" Discussed on Lights Camera Barstool

Lights Camera Barstool

03:56 min | 2 years ago

"mardi moshe" Discussed on Lights Camera Barstool

"So yeah, we'll do that first bit of news. How many seats? Do you think? Five guys has destroyed and people's cars. Uber eating it. With just the grease leaking through the day. Camry. See there. I bitter news the Oscars kademi awards. We'll be live on Sunday. The twenty fourth self Ken, Jack PFC comment there, mardi Moshe. Maybe big cat. Couple other people. It'll be fun. Really big gambling slam releasing a gambling blog this week think a fan duel might sponsored. So we'll see hope to not try to lose you too much money. But the Oscars did it again, folks, the first thing that happened was they said, they would have a popular movie category. Then people complained they no longer we're gonna have a popular movie category. Then they said only two people are going to perform at the Oscars all the stars Kendrick Lamar and syzza. And then a star is born shallow lady Gog on Bradley Cooper. And then people complained and now all five we're gonna perform. Then the Oscar said, we're only gonna present some categories in four categories, including cinematography, and film editing will be cut and then people complained and guess what? They're now going to present all the awards. So I said that we called this. But I also said when I would stunt and say we called it don't be impressed because this was the most obvious thing that was going to happen. They have no fucking backbone. They were gonna they were gonna have referred on. This the second the noise got loud enough. They're basically the Oscars. This year is the drill. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm trying to delete host every single time. Every every single thing they say, the backup and Kevin Hart. They got rid of their host to wonder we compress them doing like what if you got the bi-community community behind something. Seep Brendon Frazier row one that's Meryl Streep in Jack. They just haven't picked up twenty nineteen in it doesn't matter people complain on Twitter brands anymore. This is this is Mikey takeaway from the year. It's why I think you can have little Debbie doing self care posts because they just don't give a shit it. They've realized that the backlash on Twitter doesn't actually mean anything, and they can just do whatever they want and the Oscars is still in two thousand sixteen. I think they're a little sensitive because they've fucked up so many things before with that. But at the same time just stuff like award show is created specifically for people to complain about online. And I do think they've made the right decision in all the musical performances. And I do think they made the right decision in bringing back the categories to air on air. So I'm not arguing with it. But at the same time, it's just like they're caving in too much can't cave in that much and people bossy around next thing, you know, we'll have like just crowd source Oscar categories like we're talking about. Frazier being nominated for lifetime achievement award for the mummy, and who knows it's a slippery slope. They have the opposite of the higher. They have they're in a trench. They have no leverage anymore. None. Like, it's one thing to go back on one. You know announcement like the popular film category. But the do it three times in the same year. You also cancel your host. I mean, you just you have no leverage. But you have no stance on anything anymore that will work. So yeah. The Oscars they waffled again. People are gonna watch your show, and they're going to complain about that, and we'll complain about that I'm not trying to behind mighty because we'd love to complain about award shows. I'm just telling you, it's fun to complain about award showed this why they exist. It's why the social media ward show spear exists on Twitter to complain about it we've been complaining about hut. Bohemian rhapsody for how long now completely get that..

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"mardi moshe" Discussed on Lights, Camera, Podcast

Lights, Camera, Podcast

03:56 min | 2 years ago

"mardi moshe" Discussed on Lights, Camera, Podcast

"So yeah, we'll do that first bit of news. How many seats? Do you think? Five guys has destroyed and people's cars. Uber eating it. With just the grease leaking through the day. Camry. See there. I bitter news the Oscars kademi awards. We'll be live on Sunday. The twenty fourth self Ken, Jack PFC comment there, mardi Moshe. Maybe big cat. Couple other people. It'll be fun. Really big gambling slam releasing a gambling blog this week think a fan duel might sponsored. So we'll see hope to not try to lose you too much money. But the Oscars did it again, folks, the first thing that happened was they said, they would have a popular movie category. Then people complained they no longer we're gonna have a popular movie category. Then they said only two people are going to perform at the Oscars all the stars Kendrick Lamar and syzza. And then a star is born shallow lady Gog on Bradley Cooper. And then people complained and now all five we're gonna perform. Then the Oscar said, we're only gonna present some categories in four categories, including cinematography, and film editing will be cut and then people complained and guess what? They're now going to present all the awards. So I said that we called this. But I also said when I would stunt and say we called it don't be impressed because this was the most obvious thing that was going to happen. They have no fucking backbone. They were gonna they were gonna have referred on. This the second the noise got loud enough. They're basically the Oscars. This year is the drill. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm trying to delete host every single time. Every every single thing they say, the backup and Kevin Hart. They got rid of their host to wonder we compress them doing like what if you got the bi-community community behind something. Seep Brendon Frazier row one that's Meryl Streep in Jack. They just haven't picked up twenty nineteen in it doesn't matter people complain on Twitter brands anymore. This is this is Mikey takeaway from the year. It's why I think you can have little Debbie doing self care posts because they just don't give a shit it. They've realized that the backlash on Twitter doesn't actually mean anything, and they can just do whatever they want and the Oscars is still in two thousand sixteen. I think they're a little sensitive because they've fucked up so many things before with that. But at the same time just stuff like award show is created specifically for people to complain about online. And I do think they've made the right decision in all the musical performances. And I do think they made the right decision in bringing back the categories to air on air. So I'm not arguing with it. But at the same time, it's just like they're caving in too much can't cave in that much and people bossy around next thing, you know, we'll have like just crowd source Oscar categories like we're talking about. Frazier being nominated for lifetime achievement award for the mummy, and who knows it's a slippery slope. They have the opposite of the higher. They have they're in a trench. They have no leverage anymore. None. Like, it's one thing to go back on one. You know announcement like the popular film category. But the do it three times in the same year. You also cancel your host. I mean, you just you have no leverage. But you have no stance on anything anymore that will work. So yeah. The Oscars they waffled again. People are gonna watch your show, and they're going to complain about that, and we'll complain about that I'm not trying to behind mighty because we'd love to complain about award shows. I'm just telling you, it's fun to complain about award showed this why they exist. It's why the social media ward show spear exists on Twitter to complain about it we've been complaining about hut. Bohemian rhapsody for how long now completely get that..

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"mardi moshe" Discussed on Lights, Camera, Podcast

Lights, Camera, Podcast

03:58 min | 2 years ago

"mardi moshe" Discussed on Lights, Camera, Podcast

"The favourite may have been hair the favorite British movie, of course, is gonna win a best editing. Vice best foreign film, obviously, Roma rising star ward went to Latisha right Suri black Penn anywhere. And then best animated film went to Spiderman into the spider verse on a collision course for victory and Justice for Phil Lord and Chris Miller after. They aronie Asli didn't nominate LEGO movie a couple years ago because it had a short brief scene of a real life human being. Crazy criteria. Now, if the officers played out similar to the Baptist that have no problem with them is accepting that Romney Malik will probably win actor don't accept that yet don't speak into existence. Again, remember that the voting took place for this before I think mostly before or all before the green book controversy really hit a peak, and this whole thing we're only Malik claims. He didn't know that Bryan singer was a human garbage piece of shit. So I don't know how that's gonna fact the Oscars. I put money down a good chunk of money down on Black Panther winning best picture. I we've interviewed her day with aldehydes who is in what men want with trudgy Henson. You also recognize for Friday night lights. He's in Bachelet's. Yep. Black. He would talk about the blacklist two different die hard movies as different characters Friday night lights. Like, I said, and then probably his best move. Easy is straight outta Compton. He was MC Ren. He's an academy voting member. And you'll hear us talk to him about and he talked about Black Panther a little bit. And that's the sentiment for Black Panther wasn't nominated at the baths is kind of rising because I don't Roma is the favourite. But again, are they going to really give it to Rome or they gonna give it to a Netflix movie. Green books kind of fallen down stars. Born hasn't picked up a lot of steam. I I must say it's gonna win. But like if you're betting on the Oscars, you're not gonna go. Fuck put ten bucks on the minus four thousand favourite of shallow, right? You're gonna go bed on things that have long odds if you're trying to make money so you're trying to make money throw throw a couple of bucks Black Panther. I mean, I think it's very very long before people go it's not gonna win. But like again, if you're trying to throw it down on some upsets, I think that's the one the throw it down because the odds are some places like twenty eight hundred you should do video where you make more emotion bed on bohemian rhapsody. Yes, we're gonna probably we're going to do like a livestream. On periscope. I know PF team big cat. Join us. They're going to gamble on the Oscars. But mush is gonna gamble to. I talked tonight about I go you gotta throw some money. He goes out fuck. Yeah. I'm gonna do it. So we'll have him. He's in about everything I know like fan duel has every single award up to bed on even the technical awards. So to be fun. Can be good time of Moshe Moshe is the man. Mardi Moshe called the Commissioner of associate Commissioner of basketball the big twelve and complained about replay reviews, the NC two Belay turned around and change some rules about replay reviews tournament all that power game. He also much money though, from those last-second shots that didn't mean anything to the game in like, so I get I would be totally upset to be. But they also make for some of Moshe's video content. So I'm I'm conflicted a kind of on them to not review it. What's his brand is bad if he wins? Yeah. That's not a good brand if he wins. So. All right. Well, I guess we can get some news. That was technically news. Lots of trailers came out my favorite being shaft, which will get to omit, which they tease coming out on Thursday night or something and it came out like midnight. And then we we tweeted the trailer, and we got a notification like a takedown notice right on our from known Instagram from Jimmy Fallon. Yeah. It was like take down notice. We have the rights promoting your movie. What would you want this removed giving a free pub to sixty five thousand people I guess as bad for them..

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"mardi moshe" Discussed on Barstool Radio with Dave Portnoy

Barstool Radio with Dave Portnoy

11:53 min | 2 years ago

"mardi moshe" Discussed on Barstool Radio with Dave Portnoy

"I. We'll go down and they score. Touchdown feel good luck. I mean that's skill. Not their ability to score but going I and the game ending with touch. You have to go school the touch on. But if you look at the stats, I don't think it's going to be heavily swayed towards the team gets the ball. I wins on touchdown. I bet that's less than so percent of the time. I know big cat was tweeting earlier, basically saying people would be stunned that the numbers are actually very similar to the college format in terms of what likelihood you are to win based off. Yeah. Because if you have a three and I don't have the ball the of the team almost in field goal range. Right. So I mean, yeah. It's maybe it's a little bit of favorability towards winning the coin toss. But the end of the day if the team marches down and scores a touchdown on you like you have up you have the opportunity to play defense score given up a touchdown. You deserve to lose. Yeah. Brady made three straight third and ten perfect throws. Stop them. Patrick. What's up? Patrick. Hey, how you doing good? How are you? I'm doing well. So little story. I don't know if you remember this from wing bowl last year and Philadelphia German the Brady fan who got thrown beers. At and drenched in beer. No. Well, many blog about it on that kid. I was behind enemy lines you defending the wall. And all that good stuff. I appreciate that. That's a tough place to be with those scumbags. You don't treat. I like them. But they'll throw peers, and they'll treat you like, a savage you hate to see it. But they are scumbags. They always come back. But one more thing me, and my brother and sister behind enemy lines. Again, we drove on from jersey to Ken city with some real couple of shit had fans, but mostly some very nice people in Kansas City, but we tossed it out old. And we brought home a nice w how was how was the atmosphere the atmosphere? Honestly, the the Tomahawk chop is kind of the lamest thing. They do it's pretty stupid in my opinion. But when they need to get loud, it's pretty last stadium. They get they got 'em. They get amped up. Yeah. Well, thanks for defend the wall. Always great jersey. The Kansas City hall. Really big fucking trip to all the Dr Scott, what's up? You. Get a flight Scott. Yes. Hi, you're on the air. Oh, hey, press first time caller over here. Just started listening to you. Great job loved the show going some. I'm a Kansas City originally from Boston in Kansas City of the living near a long time. And a couple of things I talk about first of all I just heard about this throwing the ball sixty eight miles an hour. I'm pretty sure there was some cell Korean kids at the Little League World series with throwing low seventies. Yeah. I mean, they've literally do that. Impressive. Yeah. So that's why came and look at the is. I can't look them in the is. He knows it. He's spins owning it. Yeah. I cannot look him in the eyes till it gets me mid seventy gave them a chance to hold on tonight, those type allies like that. Yeah. It's hard to call yourself. The rocket in fact in just have nothing in the tank. Right. She's going back to his glory days. I'm sure it's playing up against in the local neighborhood. I mean, sixty eight make no mistake about it. That is slow. That is slow from someone over maybe proved that's gonna cause keep bruising that doesn't break pane of glass. It does not, you know, I wanna talk someone mentioned it earlier Dave about this max Kellerman. Without question the most obnoxious announcer in in on television today. He's ego is out of control. If he doesn't have a word, he he he's whole basis is he thinks he went to Harvard. Which would be impressive. You've wanted to go to Harvard got probably thousand eleven hundred score. And is just devastated how he said Brady is not the best quarterback of all time. This is the conversation day that comes up all the time and Kansas City because they haven't had a decent quarterback in here in years. What's into war? A bigger anything about Kansas City. It's it's really funny. Because if they if you ask someone in Kansas City, who's the best quarterback of all time noonday say Montana because he played manning Peyton Manning. Well, that's really crazy. Does create is crazy, but it should be if someone answered that he should be thrown in jail at this point. Yeah. I've I've filed a couple of restraining orders. Doc you have to. I mean at this point. There is no debate. There is no that that that debate. It's funny. It's cute at one point existed. But I mean, I was so far off trail. I just thought you can say Montana because he ended his career in Kansas City. No it strangely enough. Not in the the only thing I want to talk about appreciate your time. Is is the crazy thing about yesterday is the excuses that people come up with and you know, one of the things I heard today was the comet know Brady played okay game. But you know, you look at his numbers and his passing was seventy seven point six. Is that your is that your passer rating is what you rated his game. Because the only thing I rate is winning and losing totally. He made all the clues whether they had to make plays that was a horrific interception. He threw in the first half that maybe would have been you know, changed the turn of the game. But when he needs to make plays he makes place that simple. And by the way, everyone's homes. Moans this Mahomes at mom's missed a wide open. Touchdown that they ended up getting no points on. What is not turn over at the one might as well been at turnover. He had a guy by ten yards. Open the end zone from twenty five thirty yards away. Next play takes a sec. They get no points. There any way Brady MRs add open past not in a million years. No, one million not in a million you I've never seen in fact, his we were we will wait to conservative in that play in the end zone. First of all there were two plays. This game should have been overweight. Earlier the interception on the one yard line. That was bad play. Calling number one. We were running the ball all over. Why we didn't run the ball? And and number two. We did not do a quarterback sneak with fourth and inches when who's agree that the ball time at the quarterback. Sneak is Tom Brady, and they did not do it at that place. That's going to be on that. That's a Brady decision. I don't think they call it. He has a green light to do that. When everyone's I grew with PLC L at the one in honestly, so it wasn't even like conservative if their game plan if they scored that touchdown there of Twenty-one nothing at that point in. They play a perfect first half that kept the chiefs in the game. Totally change it in made it the game that it was. But this plays that happened. You can't go by. I thought some of the calls to be honest on one of the chiefs, drives it was all penalties. I thought two of those calls were horse shit the in by the way, I think it took back a a fumble. The by the way, Travis Kelsey, let's talk about a guy who disappeared in the big moments. All we heard is Travis Kelsey this Travis. Kelsey that Travis Kelsey is the new grunk Travis Kelsey is the best. This that Travis. Kelsey was a no show. The only thing he did was get bailed out on a fumble. Travis Kelsey where was he did? He suit up. Travis Kelsey on the field. Ballot. Check eliminated him. And meanwhile, gronk has some pretty big plays and blocked like absolute animal. He's been blocking like an animal postseason. Oh. Travis Kelsey shut up about Travis. Kelsey, you Kansas City people shut up. So that guy was our guy Jerry who calls in just gives the picks. And then doesn't want to talk about anything that guy was the exact opposite caller like I love just talk and patriots is he your friend. I like that. It sounds like you had your friend call and he was great. He was into it. And he's been out in KC just behind enemy. He is my friend. Yeah. Patriots is one big family. We really are. All right. It's victory Monday. We got much more of this. Whether you like it or not coming back from the break, we are just days away from rough and rowdy seven d super brawl in Atlanta on Friday, February first celebrities in pro athletes, far and wide will be filling up the Coca Cola Roxy to witness rough and rowdy history. And it only do we have to gamblers from the parcel office fighting mardi Matt Brown. We also have our twenty dollars chef Sean planning to paneled a barstool idle reject directly into the mount Matt this is exactly why people love our and our it's amateur fighters with no defense throwing big throwing haymakers. Of course, we've got Dave and big cat on the commentary. They're going to be making you laugh so hard till you got tears in your eyes says not your typical boxing analysis with the barstool spin on it. And there is already a bananas list of fighters lined up for rough and rowdy. We're gonna have twenty dollars chef versa comedy hack, twenty dollar chefs, Sean Letham, we all know, we all love and make making his second roughing around appearance, and we couldn't be more excited. His last match against smitty at referee two was an instant classic after ending in a split decision with smitty leaving victorious even though shift thinks he might have been the actual winter. He wants vengeance. This fight and I'm confident have another outcome. He's going for redemption. And he's fighting for every comedians, at least favorite person, an absolute hat, comedian and Twitter troll. It won't get any better than seeing chef KO this dude in front of tens of thousands of Dooley's and a VIP section during a VIP sexual celebrities during SuperBowl weekend. Be sure you bet everything you have on chef guaranteed win lock it up. And then we got and then we got the fight a most excited for Matt Brown verse Morty mush mardi mush technically endorsed oil guy. But he basically filled the role that Matt Brown wanted for your sock. I know both these guys Well, Matt Brown. No, Matt Brown for five years since my days at Fordham map Brown. He loves gambling. He originally came into barstool as Mattie Matthew was Glenys. Intern writing gambling blogs on Glenys Fridays bet special. And then all of a sudden mardi mush comes in. You know, Matt Brown switches over to sales. He's working for a name that I probably won't mention right now, he feels like he gets, you know, a little bit screwed over with some bubbles being blown and stuff. So Matt Brown is out to prove to everyone that he is true blue barstool, then on the other hand, you got mardi Moshe mardi must just a bumbling idiot. He's a nice guy, but he's a bumbling idiot. He's everyone's favourite degenerate. He loses basically every single Betty makes. But he does it in a charming and endearing way, and he's basically taken over as one of the main gambling is taking Matt Brown. Mattie math spot. They hate each other's genuine bad blood between the two Matt Brown loves to make fun of more emotion than Mortimore actually takes. To heart. So he really does hate map rail. I think more than Matt hates Morty, but there's bad feelings on both sides to guys going to be a great fight. Bush has got the reach in height map Brown known as the golden gloves back at Fordham because he'd win every street fight. He was ever in. This is going to be must see paper view. And then we're also going to have Zeus verse is to pump chip luckily say about Souci, he does have a list, but don't let the list full you Zeus. Or should we say zoo is it coming to Atlanta to lose? He claims to do a seven hundred pound deficit six hundred ten squad and a four zero five bench to Zemun got a stronger, right hook. He's got muscles on top of his muscles. There haven't been many art. Our fighters who have inspired so much hate this quickly either less than twenty four hours after posting. He's got thousand comments on

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"mardi moshe" Discussed on Hi Haters

Hi Haters

04:00 min | 2 years ago

"mardi moshe" Discussed on Hi Haters

"Not good. But it's not bad. Again. Definitely not good. But it's not bad. But I drink a home on probably knowing. Definitely the type of lady who does like Edward forty hands. Oh, I did. Oh, man. And my first attempt to college Everett forty hands was a regular occurrence. There were times. I remember having to forties taped to my hands towards the end of the night like they're both almost empty, but they're still taped to my hands, and like having a heart to heart with someone and like, wiping, a tear off a girl's face with the rim of a forty ounce. Like, you'll be fine. Just hang in there. Like I have like final. I know if your name is Sharon, you're always crying crying, sorry and share and if Sharon and Shannon, both big criers. We don't cry. Shame here. But we're just saying you cry too much, but yeah, but Shannon is more of an ugly Cryer than share and share this fucking weeps and shin. And there's like more of an ugly cry like, I'm sensitive. I'm Shannon Shannon's across the country or just having a rough week. It's true. I mean, I'm just picking up that vibe. But there was other really good. Exchange's Pete got a puppy. And I thought at this full little golden retriever puppy comes busting out of this box from big cat to all business Pete. And I was like oh my God. They it's it's an office puppy. They got us a puppy for the office. And it was the most beautiful little golden retriever all the gals like surrounding this thing. Like, you guys are going to take it home. Like, basically the hamster and kindergarten where everybody gets a week weekend with the puppy. Well, that's what I thought. But then spiders like, yeah. Man. I had to look all over Instagram for the cutest puppy that was available New York City. And I was like what do you mean available? He's like, you know to borrow and like what we just borrowed this puppy for a second trick Pete. So that was a bummer, but also a door because I got to pet it and she was the softest most beautiful puppy, smitty, somebody's gorgeous. But I was low-key also triggered by that somebody barstool paid money for a purebred dog which instead of doffing. Yeah, I'm way. I don't think there's anything that really triggers me like that. That when I see somebody pay all this money for a high end dog. Yeah. Like, I think that I just go straight up all the time humane society. That's where I got Gus for best stock. Yes, Gus is an incredible dog the friendliest smitty, somebody got him because he hurt his shoulder in Ruffin rowdy. Somebody got him. Just a huge pork shoulder just like huge, bloody pork shoulder. So he got a new shoulder mardi mush the. I'm just reading off a few of my favorites. Somebody got mardi Moshe book on grammar because he's so our understand because I think mantis because he's from Long Island. This guy quakes is obsessed with the pylons somebody got him for and zone pylons, which I thought was cute and then the new writer here at b no swag. He has talked several times does not ride the subway. He lives nearby. He walks everywhere. And his person got him like a loaded metro card for the subway. And he was like, what am I supposed to do with this? Like what the hell? So it just this shitty gift. I also have a bone to pick with Brennan. Brin the t shirt, you could have put him more. Merged front is merged from the army navy game. And I could I could have picked army or it could have been anybody anybody else because you can I just get it. Can I point out shirts everywhere? I didn't want Kate specifically asked it I didn't want Kate. We're going to be exchanging gifts in the future. Anyway, I've got more gifts to get her. So I've just kind of gave it a throwaway gift not throwaway. It would be meaningful. Because I knew that she liked the army navy game though. It's like I didn't want Cape because I knew that we'd be changing presence in the future. To get you. Don't worry about. This was lovely brand. Eight better be good. Because I gave you a good idea, and it would've. Amount of money..

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"mardi moshe" Discussed on Barstool Rundown

Barstool Rundown

05:08 min | 2 years ago

"mardi moshe" Discussed on Barstool Rundown

"What's that sound? What's that sound? Is that the bullet that's bone? What that's not right. Because hearing that I'm like that is a gruesome thought, I mean, I remember when I first saw it thinking thirty four years old. You're not gonna play again. And everybody was kind of like not he'll be fine. I don't think so. And now, this is like worse case scenario and this y shout leaving. I'm bill. Alex, Fisk contract is his his whole life change in that moment. What his contract is. I believe almost fully guaranteed think he has. I think he had like seventy million guaranteed dollars something like that. That's where the NFL is like we don't do that the owners like. But that's why the players I want all my money. It's crazy. That's a sport wheel your life can change it. Also, they can cut tomorrow. It's fifty five million. Seventy million contract. Guaranteed ninety four. Oh, wow. The other thing that they don't talk about is that players get injury settlements. If they have to retire. How much I don't know exactly what those amounts are. But like, I would say almost all the NFL players. I think I was told who have to retire because of an injury get a settlement with the team interesting. Yeah. Tell you that Willie confirmed it my buddy will eight men who play for the pats for a little bit. He was a little cost where and then tease was to Alex Smith. I feel like people are really pulling for athletes. Alex smith. He's like he assured if you don't like Alex Smith, you're the you're the yeah. Yeah. That's it for the rundown. After. Mardi Moshe infiltrated. The that's been words. Oh, did you get in? He did he got in recognized him. Yeah. So. Shaved his not even his beard. Well, shaded into goatee as his disguise. Know what I mean? Like if I look at right now looking I would not have known it. Stupid stupid thing. You did. Vision didn't do anything anymore like those recording glasses. So. But audio glasses died. Got a picture with her went up to Tom Lee or lay and was like, I love your work like barstool. I'll let you just went up to love you worked a lovely right about barstool a picture of me and disgusting. Those no. Money. How like I'm just thinking no house Philly. Did you look at these classes? Yeah. Shooting super subtle. And these are clearly as the sides are two jewel pods and the. Glasses where if you do like virtual reality sex. Okay. I could see you being an asshole aware and those style, but those we bought those originally so that I can do Asami college e. We had a discussion. I said it was somebody Jim Jones. Do they turn out to be the most normal people? So I'm a scientologist now. Anyway. Mardi thoughts. Give these lens away. Guess that these IRA I want to patriots. I'm sorry. Not a patriots a Bruins Canadians game in a full bear costume wearing the old Google glass. Those ridiculous who sit very obviously wearing a camera on my face. The security guy was like. You. You me. You could walk in and be like this is the new trend. People would look like an asshole. But whatever. Okay, so mardi kit Marty's more than. These are these are very very much. Oh, fucking huge Cameron. Yeah. Yeah. He got in the show the camera. This clear this camera is shit. Do you think timely various? Yeah. The more. You know, what's very nice to me. Yeah. She's not known would have flipped to. And when I was six pleaded to the security guard. He was asking me why there was a USB USB cord in there. Why there's a button I worked at a media company. So I'm looking at a laptop so day is get blurry. And I have to put pull pull the Felix gray. He's Felix Greg glasses. I need them for the blue light. And that Tom Lee goes over get security to kick mardi mush out of the fucking deadspin awards. The bouncer skull so bad, they gave them a free concert because it's like who the fuck its kicked out of this shit. See I don't think you're allowed to kick someone paid for ticket. He's just there. They just don't like him. So they were free concerts. We're gonna go see actually. That's pretty. About ahead..

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"mardi moshe" Discussed on Barstool Rundown

Barstool Rundown

05:08 min | 2 years ago

"mardi moshe" Discussed on Barstool Rundown

"What's that sound? What's that sound? Is that the bullet that's bone? What that's not right. Because hearing that I'm like that is a gruesome thought, I mean, I remember when I first saw it thinking thirty four years old. You're not gonna play again. And everybody was kind of like not he'll be fine. I don't think so. And now, this is like worse case scenario and this y shout leaving. I'm bill. Alex, Fisk contract is his his whole life change in that moment. What his contract is. I believe almost fully guaranteed think he has. I think he had like seventy million guaranteed dollars something like that. That's where the NFL is like we don't do that the owners like. But that's why the players I want all my money. It's crazy. That's a sport wheel your life can change it. Also, they can cut tomorrow. It's fifty five million. Seventy million contract. Guaranteed ninety four. Oh, wow. The other thing that they don't talk about is that players get injury settlements. If they have to retire. How much I don't know exactly what those amounts are. But like, I would say almost all the NFL players. I think I was told who have to retire because of an injury get a settlement with the team interesting. Yeah. Tell you that Willie confirmed it my buddy will eight men who play for the pats for a little bit. He was a little cost where and then tease was to Alex Smith. I feel like people are really pulling for athletes. Alex smith. He's like he assured if you don't like Alex Smith, you're the you're the yeah. Yeah. That's it for the rundown. After. Mardi Moshe infiltrated. The that's been words. Oh, did you get in? He did he got in recognized him. Yeah. So. Shaved his not even his beard. Well, shaded into goatee as his disguise. Know what I mean? Like if I look at right now looking I would not have known it. Stupid stupid thing. You did. Vision didn't do anything anymore like those recording glasses. So. But audio glasses died. Got a picture with her went up to Tom Lee or lay and was like, I love your work like barstool. I'll let you just went up to love you worked a lovely right about barstool a picture of me and disgusting. Those no. Money. How like I'm just thinking no house Philly. Did you look at these classes? Yeah. Shooting super subtle. And these are clearly as the sides are two jewel pods and the. Glasses where if you do like virtual reality sex. Okay. I could see you being an asshole aware and those style, but those we bought those originally so that I can do Asami college e. We had a discussion. I said it was somebody Jim Jones. Do they turn out to be the most normal people? So I'm a scientologist now. Anyway. Mardi thoughts. Give these lens away. Guess that these IRA I want to patriots. I'm sorry. Not a patriots a Bruins Canadians game in a full bear costume wearing the old Google glass. Those ridiculous who sit very obviously wearing a camera on my face. The security guy was like. You. You me. You could walk in and be like this is the new trend. People would look like an asshole. But whatever. Okay, so mardi kit Marty's more than. These are these are very very much. Oh, fucking huge Cameron. Yeah. Yeah. He got in the show the camera. This clear this camera is shit. Do you think timely various? Yeah. The more. You know, what's very nice to me. Yeah. She's not known would have flipped to. And when I was six pleaded to the security guard. He was asking me why there was a USB USB cord in there. Why there's a button I worked at a media company. So I'm looking at a laptop so day is get blurry. And I have to put pull pull the Felix gray. He's Felix Greg glasses. I need them for the blue light. And that Tom Lee goes over get security to kick mardi mush out of the fucking deadspin awards. The bouncer skull so bad, they gave them a free concert because it's like who the fuck its kicked out of this shit. See I don't think you're allowed to kick someone paid for ticket. He's just there. They just don't like him. So they were free concerts. We're gonna go see actually. That's pretty. About ahead..

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"mardi moshe" Discussed on KFC Radio

KFC Radio

04:59 min | 2 years ago

"mardi moshe" Discussed on KFC Radio

"So yeah, I Br brought her home and my nose was running like a Basset all night, and I was. Oh, yeah. You know, where it's going is in the bathroom. I was I was due the bar. I was doing a good job of it. But once I started hooking up with the it just got the amount of snot on her cheek unbelievable. So I coach throws. Chilly news going on. But you know, what just just get through? We'll get through it. We got it tissue. The mardi. Is this girl? Was this girl even semi respectable? Yes. Was very cute. I should not been with. They're not not are. No fucking cheeks man can't. You can't control. It you start making out that person because then you really realize shit them with this guy. Like keeper Awadh, and that's a good point. I actually like if you give girl like a second thing. Fucking by doing this guy. Just. Yeah. I think that like having snot all over my face sounds good. Would you ever? Would you ever just keep kissing someone who snotty on your face gazing? No. Different. If the girl is on. I'll jump in a pool. A girl letting you blow your nose basically on her is she land not known. It was not at the time. It's unbelievable. Five let my tongue that'd be like a like adult day. Let me tell you. She might not known at the time. So, but then once I started. But here's the problem too. I mean, if you're if you're really making out to like, you need to breathe through your nose shit, man. You the whole thing is a fucking mouth. Tough one. Our fate when you. First of all Casey's very. When you make out you breathe through your mouth. I don't really breath is just like. Out for like, thirty seconds at a time. That you like decide hits the side unused blow your. Not rocket grabs. American back in. What happened? I finished the job girl is. Club with you or just straight up desperate or was very with their like a discussion afterwards. Like oh. That was weird. When like, oh, yeah. Definitely. I was a kid in the. Next morning. Text message or like what knows mostly in the next morning when I woke up like making a joke us again, I was a tough one. You gotta get out. Oh, what everything you're saying? Right now, actually paints the picture of how this could happen. Like, I think mush is has enough like funny game or he's like self deprecating. Shit like this. This is the way. Basically, basically the way you close the deal with hers the way you closer deal with your Lytle. This isn't very good. But there's something about it. Now, there's been some times like one girl. She like, no, she's like just don't say anything and just let's just let me paint this shoes. Fist one's crazy. This might be more see radio type radio. No. But she was giving me how she was garrels heads. How do I say politely? She was sucking. My cock, right. So. I've really thought you were going to think about that for please can tell how many words dictionary going. All right. So yeah. Getting head. Yes. So she home so throughout that day. I was thinking of like question, you know. I don't know what girls think of near what do you think of in neared? Those aren't great. They're not great. I thought the same thing as well. But I had one at the time. So during their you and heard it called the neared. So at the time, I was like, what do you think about needs while she was performing the act? You do not have a conversation with a woman while she is performing fully she. Oh, you don't do that. It was on my brain that I had size unless it's about how good she told that after you complementary. During. I'm an encouraging. But that about like anything. That's my problem ever comes to my head. I just say a goldfish or something whatever come to. You are funny cat, man. I mean girls, I'm not I'm not trying to cock block here. But if mardi Moshe's ever snotty on your face, maybe Taliban. Time. Check. We wanna cold streak it. I I had I had a buddy who went to Ireland studied abroad, we're going to college. And he was getting his dick sucked. He fell asleep in the middle of it..

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"mardi moshe" Discussed on Barstool Radio with Dave Portnoy

Barstool Radio with Dave Portnoy

05:50 min | 2 years ago

"mardi moshe" Discussed on Barstool Radio with Dave Portnoy

"Maybe a jug. Well, I'm sure we'll be hearing more for mardi mush on this show. We're going to go. Oh my God. But I think it's like oh my God. They're onto me is like unpack his bags and be like in the McAfee office in like two weeks or something. We're going to be gone. He's going to be hanging with the public, no fraud. You could be a plant like he is what I would envision a plant to be actually like if you told me an enemy stuck Marnie. Mush in our office a Bill. Yeah. He's just the village more who sits over here and yet. Yeah. I on everything. Yeah. Like is playing a routine like in trying to gain favor. But so like there was that old video the candidate the Republican candidate in. I forget what state who was a plant, and it was like he was so obviously a plant and like people whispering the answers to I'm talking about. Remember the name? It was like you. If you grew Republican plant, it'll be the first thing it was unbelievable. That's Mario preposterous. Right. This has to it's a funny video play. But that's what mardi MO like mardi must talks as if someone is in his ear at all time. So I don't forget the accent ain't no fraud. Just back there. So did I. Already much maybe a fraud. He may be a plant like I said, I'm sure we'll talk about it more. We got a bunch of topics to run through that is mardi Moshe plant. Great. Boy, I would like to read that blog. Let's go to break. We'll be back. Do you like pizza, of course, everybody loves pizza? And if you want to find the best slice near you. It has never been easier with the one bite app. It is a great way to find pizza near you, regardless of location, and you can help others. Find great pizza to hundreds of thousands of people have already downloaded our new one bite app. You can go. Download it now and review your score. Dave is given his pizza reviews everyday. You can do your own pizza reviews. Find the best pizza in your area. It is going to revolutionize the pizza game. It's going to be the best way to review pizza to order pizza to see where the best pizza is gonna do. It. All you got to one bite dot apt to get the one bite app for your iphone and Android devices. Hi, barstool radio. Final half hour. We are back. We've got a big time caller on the line of. Yeah. I believe we're wolf hold our story about good friend gay, Pat. But we have someone claiming Dave you want to set this up. Really? Yes. So the whole show we've been trying to figure out what anybody can be as stupid as mardi mush portrays to be. Whereas you really that's through pid. We caught him in a blatant lie that was preposterous. He thought he could get away with it earlier day. If you haven't heard Marnie most speak. He just sounds like he's got some sort of like real mental handicap Frankie said he sounds like he's deaf. He's just one of the stupidest people we've encountered just like brain dead like, but which it's so bad so brain dead that we think it not real right that he's a plant putting on an act. So we have this. Kyle's saying live, mardi Mushin college. Kyle what's up? Hey, what's going on guys? So you really is recalled roommate. Oh, yeah. On for the past six seven years. And I got you guys are giving them way too much credit. If you think that he's able to put on an act this. Well, I mean, the guy really is done as he plays off that he is everywhere. So he's just that stupid. No. He really is that and I mean, even like when he talks about all this stuff about everything like a lot of that comes from just have done himself. I mean, there was literally time back in college. Where actually dumb enough to go back with them and not too too much to the point the while she signed a going down on that. I mean, the kids should talking about asking us. She likes the way his neck feared looks and everything like that. Which is delete. She gets a little bit freaked out by that lease themselves like that. He really is that make it up. The other day was girl of bar its nose starts to run all over cheek. Oh. Through life being like is. Is there something like diagnosed wrong with them? Then. M like, Hispanics older, brother. I mean, like his voice a little wacky too. But I mean, it really is that weird and like I'm from Long Island also. But I don't think the says nearly. All the time. Like everything about them. It's as the way looks is is when you look him like is there. Anybody home Marty like knock knock anybody? They're talking to. Yeah. He's not even close. I guess we've vetted this guy. But you can be like, this means somebody who has no I told you it. It's when it's the same as spider, maybe spider is like a tiny bit smarter. But we have guys you know, that old game pong is just one ball is found. That's what going on these guys brains are those two related that could be related spider is so so stupid. Let's go back to mush come on. Put

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"mardi moshe" Discussed on Barstool Pick Em

Barstool Pick Em

04:14 min | 2 years ago

"mardi moshe" Discussed on Barstool Pick Em

"Well, if you watch the UAB game, they should have scored scored. She scored more. All right. So in his absence, we have a budding feud. So it's map Brown who was on the pick them last year the year where people say, I still get messages being like, are you guys going to do this every week? We did pick them every single week last year. And you your claim to fame is you had a thumb ring endorsement, Matt Brown. Yeah. I know the people forget that it happened. You had the boots on the ground. Cal fire famous forest fire game, which is still in in pick a more in gambling. Lor. The easiest under we've ever bet because the air quality was so bad that came, I on the wrong side and hear it, and I saw was literally like a civil war soldier walked down like a gas mask. Yes, again, yeah. All the fans. I when I saw like fans wearing actual gas masks because it was like as happy as I've ever been. Yes, yes, because you put your entire reputation on that pick came best feeling ever. And then we also have mardi mush and Matt Brown and mardi mush are feuding. Oh, yeah. So why do you guys eight each other? He repeats my voice a lot. Yeah. And I knew he's, I think he's upset. I got no problem. Just like bird. I want to put him in the case, started posted on. There's no issue every, oh, you lost this week day. I fucking loss. I started impersonating mardi Moshe's voice for place of slight angst. Why would you see content guy mapra now, but he did get. He was on the show all last year with also with the employees who can't be named, and it was a good. He did a good job. He actually Brown to his credit does research. He actually focuses unlike mardi mushoo just comes in and says, like all these stats and then does the reverse of it works. Yeah. So you guys hate each other. We'll see how that goes. We'll see how I mean back MacIntosh. He smokes just laugh at the fucking impersonation. It's very funny. Okay. To your point of, do I want to be content? No, but there is like the weird psychological effect that this place has of like this kind of like peeling back the layers, but being downstairs like working and then mardi mush is in the. Through Mike. I the Seahawks minus three and a half the cell, my good. But I mean. It's a little bit. I saw an ad. Into mardi mush. Yeah, you didn't banana land. I didn't. A little crazy. Like could I just sit in the merchant and be I go? I mean. Three. Cool. My gosh, the charges seven and a half overseen Fags. That's the worst depression. It's so bad, but it's good. It's good. Yes, so bad. It's good. All right. Let's power through the games. We'll see. Who will you know what we'll do because we don't know when Rico's gonna come back probably actually do when he wins when you. No, no. In the world, then Rico, I like Rico, but the second, he's got a real thing going real thing. That this mixed some bad beat. So let's do it this way you got. We'll do the five games, the big games, mardi and map Brown. Give your pick on each one and the winner of that or the loser that is off the show next week. Yeah. Okay. All right. So it's a little handicapped conversation. Alright, Georgia LSU's the first game we got LSU plus seven and a half over under fifty and a half. I love LSU in this game. I'll just say it outright. I love LSU in this game, Dave. I don't know what you. I I know you're back and forth coach. I'll put that on the right. You're actually not a believer in Georgia though. I'm not believing Jordan. I was. I loved Florida, less pounded, Florida. Not that. I mean it was a close spread that pick six was great. That was right before I actually went to the bar to watch Kentucky. I saw that our hotel bar and Kentucky yet, then you you already, you summed up my picks. I am not a believe in Georgia, but having said that this is the first game they have to get up for. So I if if you're looking at they've kind of maybe South Carolina little bit people said and they pounded there. Yeah. So this is the first game or it's like, okay, done sleep walking..

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