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What You Can Do About Excess Belly Fat? With Dr. Elizabeth Boham
"Welcome liz we're gonna talk about belly fat. Thank you mark. It's great to be with you. Enter talk about belly fat. My favorite topic. I've written all these right. Well the thing about it. It's a huge problem and it's so easy to fix and it's not true the admiral are or the time master. Whatever infomercial tool you can get your apps right. I mean you can't get good apps to exercise. I mean eventually have to exercise but if you just folks enter size you will won't get straight so. Let's talk about ms problem. Because for those who listening you know we earn a staggering health crisis. Not just cova. But the whole pandemic of chronic disease it's driven by poor metabolic health and this phenomenon of being over fat. You can be overweight or fat. Or you're gonna be both i. We're gonna talk about that today. And why it's important to think about for health from gemini for preventing disease and just feeling good and actually even just get our own lives together and managing our appetite and are the tablets lysm and our energy and all the things that affect us so excited about. Listen my favorite topic. Oh yeah mine too mine too and we know we know that where you're fat is in your body makes a huge impact you always worry about pinching an inch right when we were growing up you know. Can you pinch an inch. But now we're realized that that fat that's deep with inside the belly. The visceral depositi that belly fat deep inside the abdomen is really concerning in terms of overall health. And like you mentioned it is. It's a huge issue. You know it is a huge pandemic. it's you know in the in. Just the united states we know that seventy percent of americans are overweight or obese but eighty six percent are over fat meaning. They have too much fat especially that concerning visceral fat is a real concern and over half of our kids also are over fat and so which rating much it's staggering. It's sad it's
Behind the Looks of Cate Blanchett in Ms. America
"You so much for joining me today more. I am so honored to meet you. I i wanna tell you how i came to your work Just because it's a funny story the summer during quarantine my son Husband and i all did the marvel movies in order and in chronological order. Online may have like a list of how it goes and so We did it in chronological order. And when i got to hell. I was like oh michael and i was talking to troy about it and i was like i want to do this for halloween. I'm going to start planning it now. And this and he's like you know. I know you know is that oh goodness a have to talk to her about that and then when i looked into you of course i recognized ninety five looks that i have worshipped All this time really. You're looking at your resume. Today and was thinking there are million looks that we could have picked you know oceans and carole and i mean i'm not there was an incredible But now i mean so. So how did you. Relationship begin with kate. I know it was her first movie right. Which i mean your first movie with her and then it just stuck yes yes i mean. She was in a movie that i was department head and it was called cried who set in nineteen forties. And it's glamorous. i guess you know she just. She liked my work. It was a very busy movie for me. So it's not it wasn't as if we had like a buddy bonding as very work driven. I work big cast on the end. She said to me like your work. And i'd love to work again and uncertainty held on for the past twenty years
"ms" Discussed on The Patdown with Ms. Pat
"You start late you would never get my mother fucking money game. It was. I was so distraught. Because i went my brother. He's huge bone fan and he's like my other brother couldn't go so he didn't wanna buy sells like y'all go because i had already known concerts be on some bullshit. I have been to a few other concerts. The the may play for like thirty. Five minutes isn't ahead three albums out and it was doing covers. I was so fucking man. I was like well. Fuck you got three whole albums out you working on a new one and this nigga play for thirty five minutes do covers and he was leading is in the front row. See that's what was so fucking pissed off. I was like never again so i went to the customer. My brother and literally. They had like six or seven artists before they even. I don't even think they got their until like one o'clock. I don't even think they were. I think that's why all these other artists performing dan on these people up. Well i guess when people just really today high they feel like they're really fucking famous when i've read about like rockstars it's always there on one of them's on heroin. And they're too high to go out. Bone was drunk off his ass. Nigga could barely stand up just so like you're the i think the reason you've gotten ahead is ms. Pat is one of the most professional if not the most professional person i've ever met the other person. It's my boss. Tom in the radio hall of fame like you. Nobody cares more about his fans than him and same with you. I just can't imagine like fucking off going to taco bell or getting high bad show. Like i give i give a fuck. I get there early people like but you the headline here to give my motto is. Hey somebody might wanna fucking day so my won't go robbed stoked folk up the traffic so if you wanna do that two hours before i get them already down so i'm already there waiting on a is get there. At least the fans they went on media. Get there yeah. You don't know who to for. Romney call pinson a as their day. You'll know who the fuck having a bad day because somebody just gonna fuck up some and now you stuck in traffic genius she to do about because you decided lead thirty minutes before i always leave an our to our early and i just didn't agree ruled and donald ross said people watch. Yeah i just. I just always trying myself like that. I hate being the people watching this better than the show. Right here can she. She's sometime but sometime. Just a peace of mind. I just i hate being fucking late. That's why i don't. I don't i don't do shit like that. I see you revenue. Maybe ready to stop talking to year. Why well we gotta do. We could do a couple more. I want to keep talking to you too. Yeah just you know. I don't wanna be in the middle of the tennis match. Hurt my no no. We're not fighting. Everything's fine okay. Folk peer come all. Thank you so much for tuning into another episode of the pat down. Make sure you check out my website at ms pack comedy dot com for all of my social media. My tour dates my book. Make sure you spread the word about my podcast please. Rate area veep please. Rate a review in share so much pat..
"ms" Discussed on The Patdown with Ms. Pat
"Many season two that happen. It's it's ramsey. Right five six. It's you game at their own. You have bought all of that About the bag drop. It was so pretty it was so good it was amazing. Yeah we'll you made for the party. Oh yeah made a trail of video for the party. Did you make that no made a trailer video for the party Our had it worked out. What do you do it all that alcohol still upstairs. All jimbo still enjoying can alcohol. 'cause i think you might have set it on the show you when you put on your writer everywhere we went. There was a bottle of liquor. Wait what's wrong everyday. Yeah because every if you have a certain name you can request certain items. It's called a writer so she would request a bottle of of ever own. Yeah bottle of liquor in my luggage. Yes i was. I was getting local for days. I was not gonna buy alcohol. I can take it at all. I was going to buy was beer and food. Yeah caterer. I was going to get a singer. I ultra lena's trap violin. Trump valvoline is. What does the trap trump music. They're very fucking poplin. I gotta look at trump violent. It's all they're huge in allow. You never heard of a travel Fucking huge you guys. Never heard of a trap is no. Oh my god this shit. When i think of violins trap music. Isn't the photo throw party. Watch this go to instagram fucking huge. I know there's a there's a black dude plays. The violin is made a bunch of videos. I've seen a few on facebook where he does Remixes to songs with the violin and he's amazing. Apparently that guy did He was on his last album. The gatt i'm thinking i don't know what his name is. Wash trap violinists. They get to how. I was getting ready to hire one old warrior tv irish folk dance mashed up with trite music. Disney daybyday of the fuck and his hip saint patrick's day. Hey girl want to that pussy. So i can play with my. I love how creative black people. Oh yeah bless. Those short classical instruments like nobody's business. Y'all think that y'all have something. Let me get a hold of the fucking thing you smash together. What's that accordion. Yeah let me get a hold of accordia and gave him some studio time so he can do his forty five year old rap album. Forty five forty five star wrapping. I used to work at a cd. Duplication place and those guys would come in all the time. Now i'm more years baby and you tell them to be. I'm gonna be smashing. The that's going to be the name first album smash them box about fucking accordion always sounds like shit no matter how good. You play the bagpipes. Yes a wig. Wants anything i like. Do you ever see the kids online dancing to dancing to any kind of music. I've been seeing a lot lately. Those videos where they play like seven or eight songs and you hold your hands up and if you know it you put a finger down and then don't nobody know the fucking song. It's just a of young people listening to eighties and nineties aren't being just makes me feel real old. And they don't know they don't know what do didn't know casey and joe joe's all my life i was like i'm about to kill myself. Just shoot himself in the face. Everybody knows that song. And he's never this before. Are you serious too. God damn i feel old. Who casey and joey. It's not like they. Were you know some obscure group. They were like the mainstay of the ninety are one of the most popular. I wanted to go see them. One time and they will so hot eight any will come out and belinda amphitheater and everybody was so fucking mad. They were so high that they didn't even come out and it was like the main attraction hugging believe that. That's why he concerts everything that i've been to somebody. I really really wanted to see as disappointed me minus Neo low wayne and chris. Brown concert was off the chain. But i went and saw bone. One of them wasn't there. Two of them was drunk. Only the fat nigga was wrapping. Good and i was just like man. They ain't this because there was supposed to start at eleven o'clock seasonings didn't get on a stage until two forty five. They had everybody. And they stable on stage rapping and dancing and jumping around can and i was just sitting up there. i wanna. That's something Law here do too. But i wouldn't i would. I was going some one time. I was out performing in cable. Share was at this club. And they didn't i got him free and thank god. I got him free and she's supposed to come on eleven o'clock and i can't wait. Roundabout twelve thirty. And i was like Bitch i'm not staying up this late for nobody. I left them. Motherfucker i left. They said beijing to thirty three okla-. I'm sorry but you should never have your fans wait. What the don't even take debt long as a black woman started off but nick with no hair. No alisher that loan get ready now. You can start at eleven o'clock hour never have nobody there long way. No me our feel bad as the individual knowing that you bought tickets. See a you i was. I give a fuck about you because you gave a fuck about you. Spit your heart our money to see me any is already starting late and you left your keys your family whatever the fuck you had to do the come out and see ming and then i got the data to beatty late and not give a fuck about your time. I would never come see you again. I would never spend my heart are folk you your keys. I don't give a fuck of you have to eat again. I didn't realize that was like a common thing. I don't go to concert. So is that like a common thing that a lot of people just leave people waiting some of them do it just depends really on the the individual i've heard i've heard of like rock groups. Starting late yeah man. How we'll see beyond say she didn't fucking started late. No that's why she's beyond say she. She had the whole crew in front of her air by loosen ti k. My air but it was also like a little ice into the kate because every city she went to a local. Famous rep dj. Kelly i think was a cnn. She let everybody went up so that day. Ti came out big boy carrying out. Mob mike big mike killer killer. Mike came out. So you got a little extra would land so you would of having an nba and destroyed focal. When i wanted to go see fantasia. Anna anthony animals anthony hamilton. Install it out. Start late if.
"ms" Discussed on The Patdown with Ms. Pat
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Tui Plane in ‘Serious Incident’
"Are at first item in the news notebook Tui plane in serious incident in quotes after every myths on board was assigned child's weight. This is from the guardian and let's see a software mistake caused a two flight to take off heavier than expected as female. The title miss m. i. s were classified as children. An investigation has found the departure from birmingham airport to majorca with one hundred. Eighty seven passengers on board was described as a serious incident by the air accidents. Investigation branch an update to the airline's reservation system while its planes were grounded. Due to the coronavirus pandemic led to thirty eight passengers on flight being allocated a child's standard weight of thirty five kilograms as opposed to the adult figure of sixty nine kilograms. This caused the load sheet produce for the captain to calculate what inputs are needed for takeoff. The state that the boeing seven thirty-seven was more than twelve hundred kilograms lighter than it actually was. Investigators described the glitch. Everything's glitch as a simple flaw in an it system. It was programmed in an unnamed foreign country where the title miss m. i s s. is used for a child and m s for an adult female ms despite the issue thrust used for the departure from birmingham an off birmingham on twenty one. July twenty twenty was only marginally less than it should have been and the safe. Operation of the aircraft was not compromised The same fault. 'cause to other two flights take off in the uk with inaccurate inaccurate. Load sheets later. That day
UK Armed Forces Legislation Sparks Warning From Rights Chief
"Legislation under consideration in the uk regarding armed forces personnel could limit accountability for war crimes. If it's passed in its current form human rights chief. Michelle bachelet said on monday in a statement. The high commissioner for human rights urged parliament to heed warnings that the proposed new overseas operations. Bill risks undermining key human rights obligations that lawmakers have previously agreed to the bill could shield military personnel operating abroad from do accountability for acts of torture or other serious international crimes. Ms bachelet explained in its present. Form the vice chief said that the legislation potentially put it at odds with the nine hundred four thousand nine hundred conventions and the convention against torture. The bill is now reaching its final stages in the legislative process and will shortly be debated again by the house of lords. The uk's upper house where amendments may still be made
Users and Government Digital Strategy an Interview with Lee Waters MS - burst 02
"I think there's still a huge degree of mist and mystery ignorance an embarrassment around. Did you tell you the broadest sense. People don't know what it is. I've been trying to do is to try and mainstream it as a tool for solving problems you know. I'm not interested in the tech. Really tech is a means to an end the competition. I been ugly. This is what is it public purpose. Why is it relevant as a key. As a mainstream policy not as a backroom functions as a boardroom function now leaders need to understand this and they need use it to achieve broda
Nike Settles Lil Nas X Satan Shoe Lawsuit With MSCHF
"Art collective that created the controversial Satan shoes containing a drop of real human blood has offered a voluntary recall in the U. S. It's part of a legal settlement in the trademark infringement lawsuit against MS Mischief, which created the shoes in collaboration with the rapper Lil Nars Eggs. A team of
Blooming Post-Divorce with Mindfulness Coach Deb Lauren
"Am here with deborah lauren. Who is a mindfulness and meditation coach in a divorced mom of two. She struggled through her own divorce in dealt with depression and guilt and all of the things that keep us stop when life. There is a plot twist our way but now she teaches a heart centered approach to healing in his dedicated to helping women through their divorce. So welcome thank you for having me rene. So let's just start with what you do and why you doing okay. Two important questions. So i am like you said mindfulness and meditation all wrapped up in mindset. And i coach primarily divorced working mothers. Who are really overwhelmed and kind of overbooked and over scheduled in overthinking all of the roller coaster ride that is the divorce life and having that work life balance and oftentimes they feel like divorce might sabotage that success their chance at happiness their ability to be the kind of parent they wanted to be all those different things and i really help women step into this new version of self that they have to be in order to make good on those desires in those wishes and goals for themselves and their family and their future and it can be really tough to do that when you are kind of stuck in the sadness of it all in in the hard parts of it all which they are and so. I started to do this. Because i myself am a divorced mother and when i was going through it there was no such thing as this at least i didn't know that there was. I didn't know this kind of support was out there and i went through a really tough
Unforgivable: Jailed former gang members come out as gay
"A new documentary takes us inside a salvadoran prison and into the world of former gang members who are now a gay a few years ago. Something unusual and kind of incredible happened in prison in western el salvador. The prison was called some francisco. Go out there. And it was entirely dedicated to holding members of el salvador's notorious gangs. Ms thirteen and the eighteenth street gang over the past three decades. These gangs have been in an informal war that is turned el salvador into one of the most violent countries in the world and has forced thousands of salvadorans to leave their country in two thousand seventeen. Nearly all of the inmates inside the prison san francisco go data withdrew from their gangs and converted to christianity evangelical. Churches came to control every part of the prison every part except for one a small isolation block where inmates are locked in around the clock for a variety of reasons and in that isolation block nine men have chosen to live in a single tiny cell about a yard by two yard because they've made a decision. That's unforgivable both to the gangs they were once a part of and to the evangelical church. These men are gay and they've decided not to hide it
Nike gets restraining order against Lil Nas X's "Satan Shoes"
"Oh and there is. A manufacturer called ms mischief s. c h f. They took off a license plate. And what mischief did is by and modify nike air. Max ninety seven's and we're selling them for a thousand bucks to customers in incidentally just let you know all the payers were sold out within a minute going on sale now to give you an idea of where this is going they only created and worshiping out six hundred sixty six pairs of the shoes and what it was about is satanic. Not only they modify the shoes. There's also a drop of human blood in the shoe. Combine get a bloody nose in more than a drop on your eye sneakers. come on it's But anyway so what nike did is take them to court saying. Hey that's our brand and you're selling these things cannik female sneakers using nike shoes and therefore people may very well think there is a connection. That nike has something to do with it. Which nike does not so. The nike went to court and blocked. Lil nasr ex. That's who is the air jordans except it's little nasr x.'s satanic they call him satan shoes and the The judge says you're not shipping them right now. There is a temporary restraining order preventing the shoes from being shipped and Then they'll be a full hearing but as of right now there are six hundred and sixty six pairs of shoes that were sold out in minutes.
Large Florida school district hit by ransomware attack
"Hi Mike Rossi reporting cyber criminals target a large Florida school district a Florida school district said Thursday it has been hacked by a criminal gang demanding forty million dollars in ransom Broward county public schools said in the statement a criminal gang encrypted district data and threaten to erase the files and post students and employees personal information online if it's ransom demand was not met with two hundred seventy one thousand students Broward is the nation's sixth largest school district analysts Brett callow at the cyber security firm Ms Assaf says there have been at least five hundred forty four ransomware attack so far this year targeting schools colleges and universities following over sixteen hundred such attacks last year hi Mike Rossi up
China erasing H&M from internet amid Xinjiang backlash
"China is raising global company H. and M. amid the Xinjiang backlash engine and disappeared from the internet in China as a government release pressure on shoe and clothing brands and announced sanctions against British officials in a spiraling fight over complaints of abuses in Xinjiang the retailer's products another missing for major II commerce platforms including Ali Baba and JD dot com following cools by state media for a boy called over the decision to stop buying cotton from the territory that hurts H. and Ms ability to reach customers in a country where more than a fifth of shopping is online I'm Charles last month
The Story of Miss Baker - Space Monkey
"Okay so what was the plan. Were they going to do with these. Twenty-six tiny cute monkeys already worried about them. Yeah so nasa wasn't a thing until nineteen fifty eight so for years. The army and the navy have been running these tests to see if it's safe to send humans to space and that's where these twenty-six tiny monkeys come in. So were they going to send all twenty six of these monkeys into space or was there like some kind of training tiny centrifuges how they just please imagine for a moment a monkey training montage. They had to go through like stimulated flights and lab testing. And you know stress testing like they were looking for the smartest calmest monkey to send to space. Yeah i'm totally imagining the monkey version of the right stuff. And i'm sure this isn't isn't true but i'm picturing like tiny silver jumpsuits and little monkeys walking down the tarmac in slow motion for sure. That is what i'm picturing. So it all sounds really cute. Little monkey nuts blazing a trail to the stars. But actually the us government at this point has been trying for a decade to bring a monkey back alive so starting in nineteen forty eight we had albert. The i went down to the tail. Explosion albert the second valve failure alpert. The third parachute didn't open i. I mean it's interesting and this is like it's both totally awful but gives you some sense of why they're doing these experiments right because they're going to send people into space plans to send people into space years out from sending people to space and so far there just you know. Just a bunch of dead monkeys. This is i mean so. This is pretty grim up until we get to miss baker. How did they end up choosing miss baker. So it's spring of nineteen fifty-nine. There's all launch scheduled. And so the navy basically narrows it down to one candidate and its tiny female squirrel. Monkey barely on adults. And she's teeny tiny. You hold her in your hands She has this adorable little like white mask on her face. You know tiny little like bear shaped ears a long tail super long fingers. Ucr your heart just goes out to her and the researchers really liked this particular monkey. The even named her tlc for tender loving care. They basically figure if she she was the smartest the most docile and that she was the best candidate for this mission little known fact nineties hip hop group. Tlc named after her frie- you music box out there. Score that one away. That's that that's not true so the mission was coming up and all higher ups like we. We can't call her. Tlc that's not. That's not going to sound good over the radio. And so they renamed her baker specifically they renamed her miss baker and her co pilot for the mission was another monkey and they call her. Ms able and so finally. It's may twenty eight one thousand nine hundred. Ninety nine launched a cape canaveral. They load miss baker up into this really scary looking contraption it's like a water bottle or metal thermos and she's wrapped up in there like a mummy in this little jacket and she able or walked out onto the tarmac where they launched all the ships and they're loaded into the top of a rocket fifty ton jupiter rocket fifty tonnes for two tiny monkeys. Okay so they're on top of this building sized fifty ten rocket they're tiny they're cute and this giant rocket this big launch. It's all for them. There's nothing else going on today so owning to thirty five. Am one lengthening. We have looked up thirty monkeys strapped in escaping from the gravity of earth and into space at one point. They're moving at ten thousand miles per hour. Just imagine flint would be terrifying for anybody much less a monkey in total they spend about fifteen minutes in space and then the nosecone detaches from the rocket and it begins the descent. Forty-five minutes after the launch. The nosecone splashes down about two hundred fifty miles off the coast of puerto rico. Just after five. Am that morning. The uss kua pulls up at picks up the nose cone and everyone is very nervous. They were desperate for these monkeys to have survived. So one of the guys aboard ship popped open the nose cone and both the monkeys were alive. Everyone was just everyone was so happy. They radio back to cape canaveral and they said able baker are perfect. No no problems after unwrapping her from her coat and her thermos one of the guys on the ship gave miss baker at a little cookie. And so it was. It was a huge success because these were the first monkeys to return alive from space. Oh wow yeah and these were like the first american animals to kind of come back in one piece and you know like at this point. This is the middle of the space race. There's a lot riding on this as a very very geopolitically important little tiny monkey yeah she was a big deal and you would be for the rest of your life so immediately miss baker in her co-pilot miss able are shipped off to washington. Dc for a press conference because our what do you mean a press conference the monkeys you gotta understand there now vip very important primates but four days after the landing something really sad happens miss able dies in a freak accident and so now. Miss baker is the only the only monkey to return alive from space and america's only animal astronaut to have survived. And so that just kind of makes her even more special there. Were you know newsreels about her children's books printed about her or she gets fanmail especially from children. She was on good morning. America at one point. She got double billing with the jackson five. That is famous. Yeah i also. I also love post her career in science her life kind of like moves into the gossip pages. A little more public figures like that like they do something you know like kind of given a title. She's called america's first lady in space. That's how she was seen so miss baker after her flight. She goes back to pensacola. You know there's a yearly parade in her honor but mostly she settles down. You know her handlers. Even get her a companion. Another squirrel monkey named big george and after a while the hands even hold a wedding for them so like many young couples miss baker in big george moved to a bigger place. The newly built us space and rocket center huntsville alabama and by. Now it's nine thousand nine hundred seventy one and it's been more than a decade since miss baker took her spaceflight so big george eventually passes away and miss baker immediately married off again to another monkey. And it's very celebrity. It's very tabloid. The space center even sends out engraved invitations and has a real judge into the fishy eight And they dress up miss baker in like a train veil. She actually rips off a couple minutes into the ceremony. Good for you good for you. Miss baker and so she you you just get this idea of like how precious she was to people in nineteen eighty-four. She dies of acute kidney failure. She's twenty seven years old and at this point. She is the longest known living squirrel monkey in history. She at this point. She's broken every single record for like the average lifespan of a squirrel monkey. So miss baker's led this long life. She had like an official wedding when she died where she given. The same treatment was a funeral. Or what happened. Oh yeah she was sent off in style she was buried right outside of the. Us rocketed space center and three hundred people showed up just to witness her being laid to rest. I saw some pictures to like flower. Reason like these signs saying you know like miss baker america's first lady of space born nineteen fifty seven died nine hundred eighty four. And you know she was that day she was laid to rest next big george who had been buried there for a couple of years now. That's nice that's nice
A Look Inside The World's Biggest Vaccine Maker
"So rosa palm trees here green lawns. A little bit like a college campus riding in a golf cart up to the factory. Your some of these are the migos month. Rubella reviews vaccine serum institute of india was already the world's biggest vaccine manufacturer even before this pandemic the company says two thirds of all children in the world. Get its vaccines and most of them are made here. At a sprawling factory complex in western india inside conveyor belts with all these tiny little vial weasing going for automatic resilience section automatic. Visual inspection is inspecting me europe machine. It's a high tech operation but look outside the factory window and you see a reminder of this companies more humble roots horses in the nineteen sixties. This was a farm breeding race horses and one day. One of the horses got bitten by a snake. Suresh giada serums executive director. Explains what happened next. Bimbos do the lanes. Were not working great in india so he could not get their disney. We could not get anti snake venom serum in time the horse died but it's owner had an idea you said yesterday why not start making it ourselves. So the serum institute of india was born. It began making serums against tetanus and snake venom and leader added vaccines against all sorts of childhood diseases. They specialize in generic versions at low profit margins and export to one hundred and seventy different countries last spring. A tiny package arrived here by career from oxford university in england to the very small. While is one in chief scientist. Shali graham describes what was inside components of a viral vector vaccine against the corona virus serum scrambled to start mass producing them immediately in huge floor to ceiling stainless steel vats of the one. Embryonic human embryonic kidney selling yeah scientists petty ready recalls how he was developing other vaccines these fats when his supervisor told him to quickly convert everything over to the corona virus vaccine while under lockdown as the pandemic exploded it was difficult to follow very strict rules of solution during this People to do overtime. This was before. Clinical trials showed that the oxford astrazeneca vaccine would work. It was a gamble with so much at stake. He says everybody's waiting for the all mankind waiting. The whole world is waiting for it to this winter. When trials finally proved this vaccine did indeed work is celebrated internally. Not like party or something but we had that moment of joy gonna champagne. No no serum hopes to soon be churning out a hundred million doses per month of this one vaccine on top of all the other vaccines they're still producing here. The oxford astra zeneca. Formula is particularly attractive to india and other low and middle income countries. Because it needs just regular refrigeration not subzero temperatures. This is for storage area. The capacity of seventy million dollars. So what we're looking at here is enough to vaccinate. Whole countries is ongoing process of building out of cold storage along these conveyor belts and out to sixty eight country so far racing against russia china. In what some are calling vaccine. Diplomacy india's huge capacity is attracted interest from the so called quad. The us japan. Australia and india. They announced financing to help another indian producer make a billion more doses of another co vaccine but while indian manufacturers are partnering with global pharmaceutical companies. The indian government is challenging pam at the world trade organization. There is an agreement that binds all wto members to certain levels of protection for intellectual property. Twenty year patents. Regional thrashers legal scholar at the global development policy center in boston. She explains how india and south africa are asking the wto to suspend those patents. Cova vaccines so that companies like serum can crank out generic versions quickly and in certain countries the majority of the population won't be vaccinated for something like five years that gives those viruses a long time to mutate. So the argument they're making is not. Hey look out for us but more this is in the interest of all of us. Everyone serums executive director. John says he supports that effort at the wto watery required is a vaccine today. Not tomorrow you want to stop the disease and stop it sprayed and that can happen. Only if there is no restriction on using technology many global health experts agree. The pope has said he does too but some companies including astrazeneca have pledged to sell vaccines at cost without profit and suspending. their patents. They say is not the answer it would kill innovation and would not speed up distribution bottlenecks more to do with supply chains than access to the vaccine technology itself. Both sides of this debate are over emphasizing. The role of patents. Daniel hamill is a law professor at the university of chicago. He says the serum institute success chose a middle path. It got a license from astrazeneca. It's been able to mass produce vaccines within the current regulatory environment ensures the potential licensing arrangements without cancelling patents ceremonies if you're disabled to gain rights to make vaccines on a large scale. That's a good thing could serums factory. As vials of corona virus knock scenes wiz off conveyor belts inside chief scientist ms. Shali graham points to construction underway outside a new pandemic preparedness facility for another year or two renew community that has not actually ideas to have extra machines extra labs all on hand to make billions of doses of vaccine against whatever virus hits
The death toll rises sharply in Myanmar
"The death toll among protesters in myanmar sword in the last week amid ongoing violence following the their urine rights chief. Michelle bachelet said on tuesday. Latest data from the office of the high commissioner for human rights confirms that at least at one hundred and forty nine people have been victims of the unlawful use of lethal force since the military takeover on the first of february at least eleven were killed on monday and fifty seven died over the weekend and there are many more reports of further killings that the un rights office said. It has not been able to corroborate yet. Spokesperson ravina shoved asahi told journalists in geneva that the high commissioner had appealed for all states which have influence to take measures to ensure that the violence comes to an end. There is really a clear need for a unified message from the security council to one stress that this violence needs to be brought to an end and to call for accountability of the perpetrators of this violence and of previous severe human rights violations. That were committed by the military with the situation dire and getting worse by the day. Ms shoved sunny added that the high commissioner was also concerned that any sanctions imposed against neon mar should be targeted against specific military officials rather than broad sanctions which may impact on the wider population
Accidents And Aging: Learn How To Avoid Them
"Last month we talked on Frailty what it is how to prevent them or prevent it from getting worse. And what's on on topic for incontinence today. How is that tied into aging? Well, where do I start work anymore massage? And the very important and interesting one and I think as we get into the conversation, I'd like to get couple of things out there straight away. And the first thing is incontinence and aging are not the same thing incontinence at any age is not normal as we get older and if we start experiencing incontinence episodes, we shouldn't just say well, what do you expect? I'm eighty-five. I'm ninety, of course big things happen. No, it is not normal to get incontinence. So if that is happening medical attention should be sought because yes, of course we experience in certain changes down there in terms of our blood urination powers that are all talk about these physiological changing changes in our body systems. However, incontinence is abnormal. The second the second thing is it can happen at any age Adventure year old can be incontinent yet. A ninety-year-old lady can be absolutely fine with her countenance. So these are the two important facts to consider when it comes to the engine changes incontinence. I think we're mainly will be talking about bloggers today. I think it would be too much we will maybe talk about bowels if you have any questions, but let's concentrate on the bladder or in today's podcast. So wage it comes to changes aging changes, of course their bladder muscle which recalled the truth and muscle does get a little bit of a mind of its own and often get more contractions more involuntary contractions and suddenly out of the blue you might have been to the toilet only half an hour ago and you start getting urges. So that's one of birth. Changes we experience the capacity or how much urine the bladder can hold before. It tells your brain that you need to empty your bladder that capacity goes down as well. And then of course, let's not forget this way grow older. We develop other problems most commonly Mobility problems arthritis muscle weakness. And of course the pure ability to go to the toilet becomes a challenge and not getting there in time. Sometimes can lead to them little accident. So these are off main page and changes we need to know about and of course these couples ways either changes in their body. For example, as we grow older we develop some Faron and hardening of the blood vessels on the brain will call that small vessel ischemic changes of small vessel disease and that of course has an impact of course wage. Our blood is regulated by multiple mechanisms. But mainly by the brain if you get the blood vessels of the brain fed up that will have impact on your blood on and so forth cause the blood it to a contract involuntarily. So these These are the main main engine changes we need to be aware of makes sense. So we need to take care of our brains that we don't have or bathroom issues that small site Jimmy and if we go further into the you made a really good point there because we need to take account of our brain people with Strokes people who go home and let's say there are many of the reasons for strokes but the most common causes smoking crack diabetes obesity. And so this risk factors lead us to have recovered strokes. And of course Strokes is one of the main risk factors for developing blood problems as well. A lot of patience with stroke do develop incontinence do develop these involuntary contractions which in medical terms of recall all were active bladder syndrome. So it leads to urge incontinence but they're simple mechanism is imagine your bladder it consists of one muscle which is called the truth of muscle and it just contracts went down involuntarily. So that's a basic so of that overactive bladder syndrome is one of the commonest conditions which we see in our poor stroke patients. So absolutely take care of your brain. That's the one thing doctors don't seem to know how to fix too. Well, so preventive measures are definitely a good idea. I'm talking about the nerves. I mean we touched on the brain but talking about the nerves, of course, there is a I mean the blood is no regulated, of course amongst many other dog. Mechanisms other you illogical conditions are common causes for all worked up blood and generally blood of problems countenance problems. It's a multiple sclerosis for example and Walterboro, Ms. Patients experienced problems with continents. And of course, let's not forget dementia acute delirium episodes. She consents disease beliefs goes on.
Countries across Europe suspend use of AstraZeneca COVID-19 vaccine over blood clot fears
"Has joined the list of names putting a pause on the astra. Zeneca covid nineteen vaccine. As we reported yesterday france. Germany and italy have temporarily stopped administering the vaccine after a small number of patients experienced blood. Clotting the astrazeneca vaccine hasn't been given emergency authorization in the us yet and it's one of four different vaccines that have been approved in the eu but the decision to suspend its use comes as much of the eu is seen an uptick in cases as more virulent strains of the virus outpace vaccinations. What will this mean. For the overall vaccination efforts in europe the journalist any strasbourg has been covering the vaccine. Roll out from the start and joins me jenny. Welcome thank you very much. Nice to be here jenny. We got the news yesterday. That spain france germany and italy are suspending. The astra zeneca vaccinations but they are not alone last week. Denmark pause the shots than norway ireland. The netherlands followed suit as someone who has been on the story early on. Is this collective movement surprise to you. Well so i think a lot of what's happening is the cautions building right so it we're not saying we're not seeing new cases reported as much as we're seeing countries saying look we're gonna wait for the european medicines regulator to essentially do their review. Were expecting the they're called the ama. We're expecting that agency to say something about it. It's been looking into these reports because it all started about a week ago with some reports out of austria and there was one batch that they stopped you that austria stopped using but they kept using the astrazeneca vaccine. It was really last thursday that denmark norway iceland stopped using the vaccine altogether. It's been building up since then but they're all kind of citing for the most part. I mean it's fast moving but they're all citing you know the same investigation that's happening the same review of safety. So you're seeing a bunch of new reports pile up just a lot of a lot of shared caution. We should mention. Astrazeneca has said the number of cases of blood clotting among people in the eu and uk who have received a shot is lower than for the general population. Jenny we had this big push to get as many shots in arms as possible as quickly as possible but there have been some hiccups in the eu. What does this all mean for the broader effort to accelerate the population. Yeah well i mean it's really bad timing. I mean europe has been sluggish in its vaccine. Rollouts ms we've chronicled in great detail in and then the same company astra zeneca is been under massive political fire for shortcomings than their deliveries. This quarter and next quarter or hundred million doses fewer than they projected. You know that was a huge huge thing late last week again. I mean it's not. It's not good but we also don't know how long all these countries are saying. This is a temporary cautionary measure. We want more information. We just wanna make sure we're not making a mistake. The uk has said keep vaccinating people with shy. We don't see evidence we've done eleven million plus doses of this vaccine. Were not seeing problems if we were we. Would we would say hunting. And even you know. There's an international association has devoted to thrombosis clotting issues and they're saying we don't think we think the cove nineteen with blood. Clotting is actually greater than the use of the vaccine but look if your a country in your people are asking questions is a safe you. You wanna be able to tell them. It is so some people are saying. Look the systems working like the risks are being assessed. And that's what we want. As part of your reporting you have talked to a lot of scientists and researchers during the pandemic any idea about. Just how big of a concern. There is about safety at this point. I mean look this. This vaccine has not raised red flags about severe safety concerns. It's been the large scale. Clinical trials have mainly thrown up results. Showing mild to moderate. You know side effects or reactions. Really they're not even so severe be called side. Effects like soreness in the arm stiffness chills about headache stuff. That goes away over a few days so this. This is all pretty new for this vaccine. The concerns about safety and at the same time though as every as regulators including the european medicines regulators pointing out they see more instances of severe blood clotting in the general population than have been reported in relation to post vaccination. So you know causality is difficult. It's a difficult question. Are people ill. And as millions of people get vaccinated. Some of them will will show problems. There have been a couple of there have been some deaths. Would they have happened anyway. You know causing showing link between the vaccine and the illnesses and the conditions can be very difficult especially out of clinical
Managing The DoorDash Data Platform
"I'm interviewing said here. Taunts about how. The team at doordash designed their data platform. So can you start by introducing yourself. Give having meet tobias. I'm a big fan of your data engineering podcasts. As mentioned earlier. I definitely find it a good source to include mike knowledge. This a lot of good interviews. A lot of good information that can be had from there a duly the engineering organization that we call data platform at ash consists of a few disciplines such as real time streaming platform machine learning platform experimentation platform it a warehouse etc and vina dodi fayed about a year and a half and came from over there for about four years doing something similar managing the data of the marketplace organization at river. So glad to be here looking forward to shut definitely. Do you remember how you first got involved in. The area of data management date as ls fascinated me. When i was a kid rock my first access to computer the first thing i did on. Ms dot crown to type into plus three and hit enter and was hoping that it comes up for the right answer. Percussion it said. Bad commander filename and i was like what anyway. That joke is said to me. Computers were always like number crunching machines and data crunching machines. And of course your rent of internet. Now it's a messaging machine and together with the data crunching capabilities and messaging capabilities. At think is what has made the martin technically possible. As far as my professional engagement goes for the most part of my career. I was a generalist back in engineering. Started my junior netscape back in the days. My first introduction to specically about data and data management was at net flicks reused a joke aren't net flicks that it really is a log event processing company which just happens to be in this teeming movie business to make money and really the volume of data that we had at netflix's what got me really interested in the crunching area. That's where my journey began. It just took it forward at uber who had the passion continued and sheremet that door dash continuing search gonna passionate all the now. Seventy an interesting career are going from netscape to door dash with many stops in between and so you mentioned a little bit about what you do at doordash where you head up the data platform team. Can you give a bit more of a flavor about seven. The responsibilities that fall on your plate and some of the ways that data is used to power. The business adore dash eileen the data plaque from engineering organization. Which for as the internal customers are date. The endless data scientists machine learning engineers. The operations folks are the folks that manage the business on the ground so those are my customers. The goal for the team is obviously to station. The best possible big data stack if you wanna use a buzzword that enables all of the computing power that we need to gain insights entered the marketplace as far as where data is used at nash. A little bit of outdoor show. I'm pretty sure people have heard of the company but a little bit of a primer on doordarshan. That explains why we use. Data jordache is really a multisided marketplace. There's the merchants which could be restaurants are stored owners. That are the dashers who essentially are the folks that drive or or right and and deliver the items and then there are consumers like you and me to that order food or any other items to the app. i'm so that's the multisided marketplace and a few other areas include convenience and groceries where that are other actors in order as well so anyway. This huge marketplace generates a lot of data and the goal of the organization. The data platform organization is to figure out how to harness the power of this large large data set to optimize the market. This essentially ended up to my business. A few examples could include something like eta. Ats estimated time for. I will when you order some food. We door he obviously wanted to come. And as soon as possible and it's critical for us to be as accurate as possible when we come up with eta while if he under predict what the is going to be then it lead to bad customer and bad user experience or or called the likelihood the customer is going to churn and go competing app for example. So these are the kind of work that really are my responsibility on my teams responsibility work with a lot of data scientists tick endless machine learning and genius together to make this possible because you have so many different actors within the platform that you have to try and understand the behavior of nba to optimize for imagined that the current state of the world with the pandemic has thrown your overall capabilities of being able to work with that data and some of your existing models of out the window and of curious what the overall effect has been in terms of the scale and volatility of the data that you're working with and your ability to be able to use it effectively. It's certainly as although we've had steady growth. I should say for many years now if you look at the chart but the pandemic definitely accelerate the shift in our consumers behavior for the most part. They're embrace the denver. The option wholeheartedly. And there's a lot more growth to be had there as well but you're right in terms of wallet tenacity especially talking. The machine learning martyrised that we had earlier bids machine learning modules that typically built on historical features. Which is how the custom whereas the the prediction were based on historical data. Of course that all change when the pandemic hit and yet to retrain our models pursued than new world that was an interesting exercise in addition to that it's about the volume yet volume is increased. Many folds the wisdom of data. I mean and so that brings in challenges in terms are scaling the services that we have the right to set to address the increasing volume the complexity of the use cases that we have now
Myanmar Ambassador to UN denounces military coup
"The un special envoy on myanmar has strongly condemned continuing bloodshed in the country after dozens of protesters were reportedly killed at the weekend in a on sunday. Special envoy christine strana burgener said that she had received accounts of killings mistreatment of demonstrators and torture of prisoners. The development comes as the myanmar military continues to face international calls including from the security council for restraint dialogue and full respect for human rights and fundamental freedoms. After the first february military coup according to reports violence continued across myanmar over the weekend with thirty eight people killed on sunday alone on monday. The un independent human rights expert on myanmar also reiterated his appeal to you and member states to act to address the crisis special reporter. Tom andrews said that he was outraged at reports that so many protesters had been murdered by myanmar security forces in a single day. You and rights chief. Michelle basch on. Monday called on the south. Sudanese authorities to hold accountable. Although supporting local militias in to jonglei region ms bachelet appeal follows a wave of attacks on villages across jong lie and greater administrative area between january and august last year organized and heavily armed community based militias from the dinka nuer and merlin communities carried out the violence according to the report issued by the mission south sudan on miss and the un rights office wage chr the military and political figures who supported the local armed. Groups should be prosecuted. Ms bachelet said adding that they had deliberately fueled unexploited legalize tensions among our stations. The high commissioner said it was of paramount importance that the government stopped the supply of weapons to these militias.
"ms" Discussed on The Patdown with Ms. Pat
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"ms" Discussed on The Patdown with Ms. Pat
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"ms" Discussed on The Patdown with Ms. Pat
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"ms" Discussed on The Patdown with Ms. Pat
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"ms" Discussed on The Patdown with Ms. Pat
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"ms" Discussed on The Patdown with Ms. Pat
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"ms" Discussed on The Patdown with Ms. Pat
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Why am? One I K see. Any Essay I got that got them the lead gone this like people who try to wear one contact. Like, that she gives me such a fucking headache. Man Tried to give me one one. Contain one time and lays, oh, you're gonNA love this and. As a bitch it ain't good hair one power for I, think. It's clean. Yeah I say as Itunes. My well, you just use the. Odyssey close. I said Bitch I will me you me get this. Prescription. You know she by I call it for a refund. I said this ain't for me. I don't like it. You GotTa Refund on context fuck. Yeah I gave him back. I couldn't use them. Oh you're wasting me and my insurance money like the I gain this year. She Me Cross I one POWs is all the you put on all. You know what? I'm GONNA do glasses. 'cause you WanNa wear them for style. No I just want week I mean I can't have a strong. And a not. So strong you had to context in, but only one of them. No. Only One Kentucky? Where was the other content? You only gave me a content for one. 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"ms" Discussed on The Patdown with Ms. Pat
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"ms" Discussed on The Patdown with Ms. Pat
"K. D. Louis C. K. You dig it up on the ceiling. Lonely don't touch me right. I'm gotten into a Louis C. K. D. That's much embiid. I don't give up. I mind my mind my being. I'm the I'm of hit. Long assured two hours before club store Pam the headline already. I'm always early and I always try to tell anybody else won't for me. I always get to the club early. And why do you do that for once? You don't know what's going on within the next three hours or you need to be there. You might want to jump off a bridge. Feel like he can fly. You just might have a mother fucker. Who decided walk down the street and shoot up the whole focus street but if you already building you avoid again shot. I was thinking you know you might get mustard on. Your shirt. Need a new shirt. She's talking about suicidal mass murderer. GotTa make them to you gotta make I got caught in a traffic jam. One day foam of going jump off the breeze to eight five doing rush. I'm like Nigga. I'm trying to get home. I got so when spring break years ago. And we were driving back from Florida's thirteen hours and we were stuck in Tennessee for four hours because some mother fucker committed suicide and had the whole. Goddamn highway shut down. We were literally standstill traffic for three hours. So they get this motherfuckers car and body out of the guy dead. It takes them four hours to draw cirque around by not before picking up the sheet case. Often work silly but that was very silly. We're watching TV. Drama feel like watching a Marx brothers movie down and they get a negative crawler politics. That would that be your calling up a white person to yeah. I just get there early because I always want people to say good things about my work ethic and everybody should you know. I always try to tell my kids. Don't Miss No flight is accurate. Never missed a flight own. I get to if my if my flight is at five o'clock in the morning I'm lying. I'll be at the airport to thirty. People are how because you know is all about being on time for me just being part of being a professional being professional if I got something to say you pissed me off. Alcl twenty years ago out of Beach. Fucking. I'll beat you up. No I just call my. I just call. My crew is a hey. Y'All tell his mother that they treat me wrong. Yeah you're one of the most professional people I've ever worked with and it all stems from you wanting to give the audience a really good experience. You don't want any of them to be. Let down your like your set is just. It's designed to make the audience laugh because that's all you care about. That's all I care about as our. I want you to laugh on this time. I hit this date and you know what they learned about comedy. Everybody ain't GonNa like you. I have some people like busiest tragic shooting funny and I tell them. If you can't let the boost that you went through in life than you was mu g you better stop thinking about decadence and get over that they can see what the fun part of that. Dick Baiju coming out as is you can always find a maybe. He's roller skates on lead right. Who knows me and I know Dr? Did I tell you guys yesterday? I was sitting at home and just looking at Instagram. And up pop. Hi Howie Mandel. And he was live so as to how we have so I was like how. God's Pepsi's funniest comedy like Richard Properties Ca. Please come on. Today's I looked like Harriet. Something I just read one hundred and I will tie so I was like arrest. Harriet Tubman has to Napoleon. Hey so he's co resting area. I thought you said you were arresting. Commuted Right Tubman do go to jail. I'll say Harriet tubman break. His Pat look like a pineapple that day Paulie so he keeps his thing as let's go live and I'm like oh how fucking hair has not done so I go into gear. Keep your hair wrapped because you never and I yanked rep awful. He put it on my and so I don't want anybody see me 'cause Skin broke out and I looked like she so I run outside and I put the light in the phone so he can see me and I was like. I can't let you see me. I'M ALL FUCKED UP I. It was such a great conversation so I said what are you doing? I said I'm working on a project downstairs. I say it so. I took him seven shoulder. My downstairs kitchen. He's like you. Do you do say all day and it was so fucking fun talking to Howie. Dale that's awesome. Yeah he's really funny he has. He's like he was like when he was on stage. She's just naturally funny. He seems like he might be uptight but he wasn't at all yet as he's like. I DID A PODCAST. Only one of my book and he was like. Oh I'm telling everybody re my booking I look up twelve fucking books damage but he was. It was a great conversation with him. And you know he just went on and on and on. About how like Richard Problem like one day and then I showed him my Richard Pryor pitcher in my office. He's like you are just you just not knowing I said. Yeah one day I would love to be like Richard because you heard other people being like Richard but not quite light Richard. I'd you are pretty close. There's I mean he was so unique in the fact that his he was the first one. Yeah we took a break. He you need to take that. So what would you say that? The animals are richer for his time. Frame I mean he was comedy really blew up in the seventies and Soga Baked in. And I wasn't even born. Are you heard? You don't remember if you were born? I was born in seventy two. So comedy was really popping bank thing so it. I mean the the the bubble was like late eighty s but as far as I mean your stories are similar with the beasts and the trauma and just being able to articulate the funny and the tragedy. I think that's where you compare to Richard. The most is your ability to find the humor in the most fucked up situations like he set on fire and he found funny in that. You really can you. I mean a lot a lot of comics to do that. I think what what I've learned over the eighteen years of doing comedy. You gotta be willing to put it all out there and I give a fuck what people think. You have to be healed. I I don't I don't think you can really talk about what fucks you up. What fuck you up with with this. I think the more you talk about. It's no different than you. Sit on a couch with a counselor only different. This you got fucking four hundred councils that night this listening to you so is really healing and not only is healing for you is also healing for the person in the audience that have similar situations let them know. Find funny and everything any heels. She'll me so much because like when I first started comedy. I was ashamed to tell people hours of teenage mom. It took some years. It wasn't so I moved here to indy. It took some years for me to tell people that I had my first child. Fourteen by mayor man was able to smile because they like what the fuck you know. People automatically WANNA judge. You Hot Bitch was. You didn't have you know High Bitch Old Negro rape you and I'm like you call your Dick what you want to call them. But don't call my Dick rape his was a rapist comfort with being judged like. That's the thing that I like. I I never wanted to do comedy or wanted to do. Stand up because I you know I'm comfortable here and I can talk about whatever we have a conversation but walking out on the stage and then exposing yourself to a group of people and maybe they'll laugh just the the amount of vulnerability that you like. I think it's easier than what people think. It is honestly because you don't go up there without a plan right. I mean obviously you. First start out doing comedy. You don't know what you're doing but the more and more you do it and when you get to talk to real comedians who give you real information get advice. Yeah it gets way easier to be open and I think that's really what helped me get over. Some of the tragedies in my life is when you get out there and you're up just you and you can only see like three or four people in the front row those bright lights but you can hear the relief that you're giving people it's a it's a feeling it's a healing of yourself through laughter of others which. I don't I don't know any other job that's like that. Yeah and ails. You know like when I wrote the book and you know maybe to talk about my Mama Boyfriend and and I was sitting there thinking about the situation of the day and I was like. That's my goal to find the funny. In what Mr John did to me and I will. It takes time like I used to tell a bit about being shot in the back of the head where I nobody will ever laugh at it. Oh my God did you got right. But then they started laughing one him saying my baby daddy shot in the back of the head. It was not his fault. It was my fault because duck slow and everybody started laughing because everybody knows fast enough. You might not get hit with a bullet in. Hey I interpret that. I'm laughing because what a bizarre weird thing to think you're GONNA get no try to find a I work really hard on it. You know some Nice. I'm up and I'm talking to D. N. A. Two or three o'clock in the morning. My friend Cartland really really. Because that's when I want 'cause I gotta began his family and that's when I can get some peace and I'm able to do I can do but you know I'll take this serious now and I hate to see eye to see before her witted. I literally hate to see before rerouted. I see mother. Fuckers ain't talking about Shida. I remember when I first moved any and I'm like hey whiteboard. Can You please go rob a bank so you can have something to talk about? This is one of my favorite things to do is a Sydney back of the room with Ms Pat. And just hear talk about comics this motherfucker sudden. I love to watch people bombed that shit makes. Oh It's so fun. She says every time and I'm sitting in the back like I know he tried to do with that shit ain't working at a if I bring up a comedian. He seemed funny. I mean I had to learn just because they're not funny to me. It doesn't make that person funny but I like people are like comics and talk about one of my favorite female comedians. Read now is fucking Michelle Wolf pitches. So she makes me laugh out loud all and I just. It's not only dead is the way she says she and. I love when you see when you don't know where comedian is going because I mean you've been doing coming along. And he said and beg Bob Shot all now. Okay you got gotTA DATE WITH A D. O. Guys CHOKED. What you did guarding your. Nobody would have come out where to put my act up. What were you we did was the married? Like a good comic like Deja Pale and Chris Rock and to size. You know those people. You don't know where it's coming from so Michelle. Wolf is the she to me. She is so fucking funny and I went up to helium and she was playing helium. One I really WanNa meet this career because I'm a fan and so I go and I was like hi. Michelle Wolf Ms pay and I just wanted to meet. She's like ms and I'm like bitching me bitch. I'm like they do and I was so I was actually a little group of Michelle Wolves..
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"A new podcast out now called everyday decisions. It's a show where I talked to guess about the last twenty four hours of their life. They're still alive. They continue to live but the last twenty four hours before they recorded. That's what I'm talking about and talking about little decisions that they make throughout their day And I I really think that little decisions like whether you choose cue tips or cotton balls. I think these are the kinds of things that really Make make the great people great. So that's why I'm talking to them. We're GONNA have all kinds of guests like dentists and Comedians and musicians and you know children under five. It's going to be very good so subscribe now wherever you. Listen to your podcast. Okay yeah with the weekend wrap up. I don't know how much we can in corn team. Child they don't give me the fuck out of this house. I don't know what I'm GONNA do. I'm running around these beach looking like a care from Dragon Ball Z. I guess I'm roku would weigh my hair. Stand up on my damn he. I need in my life child. My House Oh Damn matted and I don't even know but I did get to do a lot of stuff. This week. I finished a bedroom. I was paying. I can't wait to show you guys. I'm working on a bathroom Just stuck in house trying to fight white women in my neighborhood for whites and she sound funny because boy. I went to Walmart the other day. It it opened seven people were lined up in a cold calls about five thirty in the morning because I looked online and Walmart. Say they hit wipes available and I jumped out of bed and I told my husband. He's wonderful you going as a sheet. I live in our white neighborhood. White women be only. They digby at Walmart trying to get the wives. I'm trying to get the white. So many white women honey. I my bed and I ran out of Walmart. And they open at Doa me and me and my lovely neighbors went rushing up in there by the Fox to find that there was no white show and we run around him of Jiechi could only own lies said that they had white. And I don't fe I said okay I gotta hit the next Walmart and I gotta go here. Marsh Mom Myers or whatever the hell it stay with. The story is up here. I get to them store the same people Iran in is in the damn stow n the Walmart enabled. Oh she the bridget like me. How am I gonNa give me some whites so I would be getting wipes that day and I said I know how to beat their ass? You GotTa wake up and wait the Walmart restock their fucking in a net and you gotta hit that Shit Real quick and Y'all I woke up at three o'clock in the morning and no lioness's a wipes a valuable at Walmart own line. And that's the she. Somebody took advantage of this before sues away caught up so what I did was I said. I'm just gonNA order seven and see if this sheet were. It's a your order is on the way. That's a Shia. Let me see. Let me see what else going to do. So I went back and I OUGHTA team and In this three pair why too and I'm not trying to be greedy. I was just trying to go work. And they say you're off on. The West is shit about seventeen. Pack thought three pay fucking whites. Oh my God. I'm living large next day. I get an email from Walmart. Your order has been cancelled as you. Saana bitches. Two days later I'm sitting in the House I get. I get an email from Walmart. Say or is on the way. I'm not I want out God damn why Walmart just bullshitting e so yesterday out of white showed up at the house and I mean a hoarder wrote all around McClure so I call my girlfriends and I ask people. Hey I got a bunch of fucking wise you would you like to buy. GimMe Gimme eight dollars. What I pay for and you can have it so I just got my money for some of them to make sure everybody can be saying because I only saw a fucking horror. I am sometimes sometimes like if I went to Walmart the other day and I walked through the eyes and they had out his watson pile on sale so people were washed pilots. And now so I took off fifteen bucks and brought it home. 'cause y'all got him craving maybe one of them one and a half of them. Do try to keep sheets and sheep fresh and clean so I need a Lotta fucking washing pile. What has happened is weak in my life Packages come to the door and scare the shit apnea. I tell you I would never ever stop using wives. Everything kind of those. I sprayed the spray it on. Lysol only ups man. That's crazy adam yet but what they gotta give me the fuck out of this house. Because I'm tired of being in his fucking house and it's not more than I'm tired of my key. 'cause I see a lot of women online saying I'm fucking Suka Marquees. I'm like well bitch. What was doing before the Corentin? You raise any motherfucker was raising. They sales because I all of a certain. Are you tired of being a mom there for been around you for the last six? Am Year what a fucker you just NAFTA. Oh you realize that you got you. Don't have to give it to somebody else for eight hours out of the day. Come to fuck down. People being a mother ain't their heart. Just go to. Lowe's get you a pasty and thread named put ads whooping stick on the side of it and just threaten the shit out of. That's how you do it. That's easy so stop making any dumb as video you make yourself look bad when you're talking about you you didn't sign up for this year. I'll agree to school in power is hard. The school part is hard because I think I told you last over. We can't wrap up fucking kindergarten. I got trying to play me about uppercut sheet out of her but thank God. They was on spring break for the last two weeks and they get to go back to school Monday. Whole Lau. Pray for me. Is this Kenny. Go WHO WANNA play jumping jacks. She really thinks she s school. Let's let me tell teabag. Gd I'm a convicted Felon on-duty kinds of things this. She is out of the ordinary for T- mom 'cause that's when she called me on t mom. What has happened in my craziest week this week? We did cooking me me and we all cooked. We may some cashew chicken. That was stuff fucking bomb. We're trying to keep this shit up every week while we cook a meal or every you know every two three times a week to keep you guys entertain also was able to instagram. I went instagram. Live for the first time and I talk to fans man. You guys was fucking great. I love bringing into my dirty ass house. It was fun to get to see people phase who you talk to on the internet or just feel the energy how people feel about each other like when they come on arms param suicide. You're my sheet. Decided to see you. Well if you cook and what the Hell you doing what you been up to since you've been in quarantine contain I don't know the fucking heels but that was really fun. I enjoy talking. I mean my fans and I enjoy running out into my kitchen with Gary outer it was. It was really fun site. People were gods who pick me. And I'm like a motherfucker. Then you asked me to pick you you wave your hand and say hey. I want to be on your instagram last. I just hit a button. I'm forty seven years old so I'm like. Would you surprised I'm surprised you wanted to be on my instagram? Which was really fun so I used to be doing some more of these this week. I'm doing another podcast. We're not doing video right now. Because I can't be sitting close to Chris in In a dion. Because I'm not trying to get sick. I'm old if you see anything on. Follow me so that they will do so. We know video for the podcast for a while. We also got a very interesting guest coming up this week. A good friend of a friend of mine is here Indiana that I hope everything works. I'm telling you all these. He just got over the corona virus. He's GonNa come on and talk about it so you'll hear from somebody who actually had it so people can stop and say it ain't fucking real and we'll find the comedy part to this corona virus. She 'cause I I get time to be crying. She which should be very fun. I haven't talked to this guy the long-time I not only their house and he was like I come to your house and I said no you won't he's at about it. I said I don't give fuck of Plastic Bay. We're GONNA do this shit over the phone. I'm just GONNA keep real into this. Sheet is over and they got a vaccine in there. We can get together and we can go to starbucks gala until they get their vaccine. Your case ain't coming in my house. I don't fuck you wrapped up like mother Fucking Bang Bang Nine. They're messy head on a size of the Lane Bang ban on alternate ain't you ain't coming up at his mother you know. Freida coup not coming up in my house. That's not what you're GONNA do but we're going to meet and talk to him over the phone so that's what I got planned for next week. What does it happened this week? Nothing much I'll just stuck in the house been barbecued Mondays. I am tired of the motherfucker barbecue. But what else there to do. My Name's here. Fishing running around and having a good time. I'm skiing I can't do that. Kinda she'd I told my keys. Y'All ain't going. I know like I say late Yakking. Look at wander for Dashiki. We lost in these. How to the figure I will go on. 'cause I told my lookie as look I've had crabs and gone through and she burn and Karol. Stop up your loan. Hey Your Dick is on fire you gotTa Hell of a mothering. Chance of not making him so being do that they do so. That's pretty much wraps up my week. How we I'm here in paying the bathroom. I show you how to pinchers this. She did she keep going. I'm paying my whole fucking basement Not really exercising lead to keep fucking eating eating eating. Oh Lord I had to go out and buy some salads and I take some Ballerini see this sheet to make the fat women. She a little bit but I don't recommend it unless you want an album. So that's basically what I've been doing this in this house doing absolutely Nejib Project at the project the project. I say meet some money but also when I'm just in the basement and pain may came way to show you guys. Yeah please keep your hand watch wash. Please stay safe. Please put on your mask because I know we all get through this shakes. Keep your head up keep smiling. Fire something funding and listened to if your husband snowing like what you hear that buffer groundstaff put combos. Ill and put your ear bugs on. Go Watch Netflix. Y'All just please stay save. We all go through these ships. Turn the TV off a little bit and just fucking relax. Fuck if you watch Fox News CNN news MSNBC. I'm GonNa Fuck what you are. Sometimes you gotta step away from just to relax says I've been home these days. My on the circles upon them is have literally gone away. My edges have grown back so it ain't debt bay you know what I'm saying my edges WanNa just came back like this head are not a week off a fucking three weeks so relaxed think about the good shoot. They can commodities. Stay safe keep your hand. Wash emits. Pat Loves you baby a PODCAST network..
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"It keep pace minimum for you? GotTa Clean Toilet that motherfucker look like a sore hole. I had to put him away and lady soaking motherfucking but as a whole nother story chester. I got this. She cleaned I gala room painting so our next. We ought to be paying the bathroom which is a lot small now. Me and my husband bought the hang crown molding with must show you how some pictures of room the ceiling. They hassle you. I guess a happy with that because my husband used to do construction work. I'll probably don't know that. But he's do construction work like about fuck so at the finish. The last little bit of pain is more. What I'm touching up today. I'm GONNA do the molding cleanroom out and then I'm gonNA fucking here I'm GONNA start her bathroom next week. So that's how my week where I'm GonNa try to keep going with these what I did all week up days because it's rough idea. Been IN HOUSE. People that you love are we. I know you WANNA scratch more fuck eyeball lots and you. Don't get the Desi the council school which I understand. I just wanted to use the word Daddy Kansas School. Thank God my daughter here if he had fucking if I had had sheeting for paying walls. I'm like look here. Don't worry about school e on TV. Show you how to be a painter. Babe they may way more money to you going to school in fucking way they got gear round this cooling. They no fucking joke. I gotTA kindergarten and like to choke the shit out of her. I gotta get out to teach you not fucker. Kindergarten thing. Everything is snack time and play Ta told. My niece is a limitation some. I got no patience for this. You don't make me put you into fixing info. The you know she got to come was the fake and for us it. Don't you don't WanNa find out. Sit Down here and get together them. Abc's and one two three. You'll feel fuck on my brain use my brain like that. You know my so craig lager count money like the in a long fucking time such as Dale fucking ruin the sheet me doing the craziest fucking Shit. So we'll spring break right now. Thank God and he keeps backup Monday. Wait tyrod Taylor. Y'All high to help this fucking kindergarten all next week. So that's pretty much. My wheat went. I'm just painting getting she'd together and wash it down and you know just just going behind my dirty as keys. I'M GONNA keep it real live in a real world my keys dirtiest full. I go out to the garage so I got these frigerator garage right so I go out to the garage to to fuck put food in all layers beans lying. How do you mother fuckers Nazis shitting? Don't clean the frigerator out. So I add to fridge rates so I literally been clear. Not The fucking refrigerate. I had to clean it out yesterday. 'cause I go to the grocery store I go to grow I come in Abilene guarantees said named fucking ads. I'm like if you don't get fucking at me. Kill Yao so my arm hurt me. Hurt air her. I'm just fucking laziest people in my house and I have an issue about the. I'm about to do like my mom. Mom used to see her pistol shooting air. But I can't do that. She so I'm GonNa give me a mother fucking arm or wasn't a pop up there really ain't Shushi and I'm Oh motherfucker. Just shooting air move motherfuckers like my Mama used to do us called. Ema vote cry they lay this full so I got the frigerator clean. I got my all my appliances cleaner cleaning up and back to the rigid state. Ms Ms Pat of light to kill me bending over like that's another time. I peed on myself but anyway I got this she clean. I gotta eat some clothes FO AND FINISH HIS ROOM. So pretty much my. We've been busy like your week. I'm quite sure you clean your ears off to. Oh my God bonding I say. After this pandemic it shouldn't be a nasty fucking house. In America either homeless people got they cling. That's how board is fucking countries right. Now Yeah please stay safe. I 'cause I truly love you. This is just a little extra that tell you what. I'm Doin' while I'm locked the fuck down so stay safe. Stay stay in the fucking house or Ya don't get this. She only go out for when you have to go out okay. Don't do no booty call and GIG gonorrhea Ankara Navarre's because you might not make it. Thank Alva- Tunin these mispaid Stevens a podcast network..
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