13 Burst results for "Liza Traeger"

"liza traeger" Discussed on I Said No Gifts!

I Said No Gifts!

05:41 min | Last week

"liza traeger" Discussed on I Said No Gifts!

"Welcome to i said no gifts. I'm richard weinberger. Welcome to the podcast. I wonder what you're doing. You're i don't know if you're listening to this podcast. While you're working parking enforcement may take a minute to just cut some people a break. I was just out. And i didn't feed the meter. I just had to run to. The car. And i was so anxious. So you know maybe just don't be a narc for thirty seconds of your life. Give everybody a minute to just breathe the meter and on the other side if you're listening to this small considering an illegal parking job i don't know maybe circle the block a couple of times and look for something a little more doable. I don't know welcome to the podcast so happy. Everyone's here and i'm so happy about today's guest. Everybody loves her. We're so excited to talk to her. It's liza traeger liza So i don't know if everybody loves me enough but enough to assume everybody but i there's some enemies around town start naming enemies. We've got an hour. Get out your list. Unfurled a scroll and begin naming enemies. Sometimes they get confrontational. I'm trying to work on. Do you watch below deck. No i've had it recommended to me so many times. And i'm certain i would love it. Yeah yacht upstairs downstairs. You know a hot people hooking up on at least heard this already. But there's like one girl came for this other girl was like you're the worst chief stu you suck it. That like went for her and other go a drove. This bitch wild. And i was like that's what i wanna do from now on. I wanna be a just not giving anybody anything that they want. Because i get too emotional. Everything and i want to be like doesn't matter okay. So wonderful and that really is the absolute defense. The other person will lose their mind. Because they want you to also be on their level of hysteria. Well recently got into a fight with a friend and she was like. You're being really defensive. I'm really defensive i go. You just said something shitty. And what are you talking of course. Do you feel like you're getting in fights like daily weekly. How often are you confronting someone. Oh i would say weekly but sometimes it's not that important like someone was kind of yelling at a server. And i don't yell at her. Oh that's heroic called conference and that's he did my favorite thing when then after you say they go. I wasn't yelling. I wasn't yelling. But their voice changes.

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"liza traeger" Discussed on My Favorite Murder with Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark

My Favorite Murder with Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark

03:21 min | 2 months ago

"liza traeger" Discussed on My Favorite Murder with Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark

"Probably just partying with them and they got separated and another girl on the boat picture of a huge blood. Splatter staying on the on the deck of the ship which is on this. Big dateline is hold dateline report on this and and so it was. Obviously something happened but his body was never recovered. There in the middle of. I believe the caribbean or the mediterranean lake. Obviously he was shark bait like high. Weren't gonna find anything. But on she was on the talk show circuit aunt with like oprah and mike scarborough country in all these shows and i think people found that she did not appear to be a sympathetic wife like she wasn't mauling crying she wasn't people thought maybe she married him for you. Know it's like everybody's immagination takes off. But like i don't think she had a ton of money to speak of so it wasn't like an insurance really actually knowing her. I really don't think she had anything to do with This disappearance sush murder But it was scandalous. And i was actually on dateline when they when they were investigating it. I was working at nbc. One of my friends worked datelines. Like did anybody here go to this college again. I was like oh. I went there and you do. You know this girl who's has been destroyed like yeah. We played softball the interview on like okay like dragons be on tv. In like i was all in. And then i went on and i just sort of talk generally about her and it was so embarrassing because first of all my hair make. They don't do that and second of all they like. Took a bunch of me like walking downstairs slowly and they took an old picture of me and my softball team that this girl is in. My eyes are closed. And i maybe the fattest i've ever been and focus on my face. Dateline was like oh we focus on your face. Only the winter her face so i wasn't super happy with datelines production. But it was a really. It's a really crazy sort of unsolved case. That is also interesting because his parents believe jen. The girl who was married to who. I knew were going trying to take on the cruise line because those i don't know anyone that's been on a cruise like there's cameras everywhere and they acted like they had nothing on tape of like where this guy was or what happened or anything like how did this. Latter staying get like. This was a huge stain on the deck. And it's just very scandalous that they won't like kind of let this information out because people think they're scared about getting sued or whatever so. I know that they need a lifetime. Who've we've added another dateline about it you can search into it. More a dateline. If you wanna google eric. Link in few clues found in honeymoon. Disappearance will take you right to the link because very sterry will result for myself well and that was my hometown murderer. Hope you guys enjoyed that. Thank you guys for listening. I'm karen clank again. The host of that's messed up and svu podcast along with my co-host the hilarious liza traeger our podcast comes out every tuesday on exactly right and give us a listen. If you're so inclined. And before i leave i just want to tell you. Stay sexy and do not get murdered. Elvis want a cookie..

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"liza traeger" Discussed on Unhappy Hour with Matt Bellassai

Unhappy Hour with Matt Bellassai

03:16 min | 2 years ago

"liza traeger" Discussed on Unhappy Hour with Matt Bellassai

"The midwest. I'm like fifty seven years old now, I remember my neighbors one year. We're like, you don't know about long Johns are and I was like you mean Donut. And I was like never heard of long underwear before. That's how I survived winter. There's also long underwear shirts. But I don't wear those often because I just wear shirts setting to me. I just like what what are you doing? That's a pant. What's the point of underwear of? It's just the same size as everything else to keep. You underwear isn't supposed to keep you warm post to be the first line of defense against any leakage or seepage happens throughout the day. Onesies are also a popular winter fashion choice, and yes, this might be my male privilege talking, but I would prefer not to take my titties out when I have to pay and I'm not in favor of a butterfly say gotta fly I've never once used to fly in my life. I don't know any man who has it's really not that difficult to just like pull your underwear down unless you're dick is like three feet long. Anyway, I am anti ones. The all. I did. Just order a onesie like pajama onesie for myself from a place that does not advertise on this podcast. But advertises on other podcasts, I won't say their names because they don't deserve it. Counties. And also, I'm anti flaps because I don't need a shit hole. Okay. I absolutely do. Do you use a flap? I've only used it once I'm always afraid I'm going to like end up being myself. Yeah. I just feel like also you like touches the toilets moving on earmuffs. First of all growths muff. Second of all there's literally no way to protect your ears from falling off in the winter without looking like a damn fool because either you lean all the way into Princess a or you accept that your ears are only for show anyway, and technically they could fall off. And you you still have a whole there to hear from. And literally fuck off if you think I'm gonna wear a hat because every time I put one of those hats on look like angry, penis what else gloves? How am I supposed to scratch my itches? If my nails are sheathed in cloth and mittens. Nah. I don't wanna look like a lukewarm lobster and finally the only acceptable winter fashion. This is what we've all been leading up to is the poncho the poncho or shawl is the perfect item. It's a Cape. It's a blanket with a hole in it upon show us, really all you need in. That's the lesson. So this winter don't let the cold force you into wearing something ridiculous. Go out there naked if you have to and if you die then so be it at least you looked like not an idiot. And that is it for this week's deep dive don't go anywhere, though. Because we've got LIZA traeger coming up right now. Also, you can't go anywhere because you're probably. Listening to this in the car with headphones. You could literally go anywhere as long as download the episode flu. Like you. Do you?.

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"liza traeger" Discussed on Unhappy Hour with Matt Bellassai

Unhappy Hour with Matt Bellassai

04:56 min | 2 years ago

"liza traeger" Discussed on Unhappy Hour with Matt Bellassai

"Woke him to unhappy. Our the show where we bitch about all the things we love to hate every single week. I'm your host or Matt Bella Cy. I'm here in the studio as always with my producer berry berry berry came out was going on. I don't know what you what are you doing? I don't know. I'm just kind of like sitting here with you. What do you do? I'm obviously trying to introduce this got them episode of the trash introduction that you wrote. You wrote these words all of the words that were saying right now, we're brief elected. Hi, matt. Get into the fighting show. We're going to start things up as always with worse things. I the segment where I shot about the worst news of the week. We had all lot of great stories today. I'm excited including one that literally every person tweeted out so glad we're doing that. After that, we're diving deep into winter fashion, and when I say diving deep I mean it because there's approximately three hundred layers of sweaters, we need to get through. I can barely see my own house. As opposed to summer fashion where I regularly see. And finally, we have got the whole area stand up comedian LIZA traeger as our guest complainer this week. If you haven't had the absolute Rivlin of seeing for live, you should watch her Netflix special as part of the degenerates lineup, but don't do it right now. Keep listening to this please. So let's get into it. Let's do it. Let's start the show. All right horse things. I the worst news of the week. I. This is perhaps the most story has ever been sent to me. And I don't know what that says about me as a person, but it really combines all of the things that my brand because the brand of the show. A woman in Texas has been banned from WalMart. After writing an electric scooter in the parking lot drinking wine from Pringles can Shiro. Who says women can't have it all this woman is proving all of the haters wronged. I hide so many questions for her. Namely, where does she get the courage? I'm afraid that she's actually an unhappy. Our listener whose inspired by all of these crimes. That's why we need merch is because we would know if she got pulled up on and just busted open the jacket. She was wearing it. And it was just my face. Speaking of merge, if you would buy happy are merged. Maybe let us know because it's something we're considering. All right. So police responded to a call around nine AM. It's five o'clock somewhere. Yeah. About a suspicious person in the parking lot of a WalMart in Wichita falls, Texas, and then investigators showed up they found her eating at a nearby restaurant. She parked her vehicle. Her electric scooter. Apparently, the police caller said that the woman had been riding around the store's parking lot since six thirty A N. It's a little joy ride. I just love that the caller waited two and a half hours and was like, you know, what this is gone on long enough. That's the amount of time. It took for her to be like, I should call the police on this woman during joy ride in the parking lot on an electric cart. I also like why she like two things. I mean, a lot of things had to happen in the run-up to this event, but mostly she had to eat an entire jar of Pringles. And then she had opened bottle of wine or box and had to transfer the contents of the bottle to the Pringles. Can there's no way that thing didn't immediately get soggy 'cause it's made of cardboard so she's just holding a Soghi sock of wine. Very important detail that has been left out of this story is what flavor Pringles because that's really going to change the the atmosphere. Fire the wine. Yes. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly. What do you think the best Pringles can to drink wine out of would be sour cream and onion? Wow. That was fast. But only with like your Chardonnay. I think oh, yes. It dryness. Okie nece would bring out some of the sourness and onion Ness of the sour cream and onion Pringle, also the cardboard of the Pringles, can it self probably also adds to the okay nece cardboard trees. I also like if you know that thing where you put to Pringles like a duck. Of course, it's like a funnel. Oh my God. You're right. You could hold..

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"liza traeger" Discussed on Taste Of Taylor

Taste Of Taylor

07:30 min | 2 years ago

"liza traeger" Discussed on Taste Of Taylor

"Yeah. The girls leaving being like, oh, he thinks the cute. Okay. With not worth it to be to be totally one hundred percent, honest. Yeah. It's like if somebody asks you if they look fat, you always say, no. Strong. You look strong. Do you have we get a lot of in lesbian relationships? Yeah. Is there like following hot people on Instagram? Like, are you like are you aware of that from your partner is that something that you guys have ever fought about? I I wonder that. Because like, I just know like we get a lot of emails, but like men following Raymond. And just the honesty thing made me think of that. Because like we always talk about like, you can be a little dishonest relate. Not be like one hundred percent full disclosure on everything. So like idol masturbate. Okay. Don't mess. I don't know how I've tried. And every I will not I shall not hard hard. And I just I want. I just tried recently. Watching a movie secretary couldn't do it. And I coach out there, and I need your if is needed, but my best friend in college. She took me to like, the porn shop and said, we're going to buy you vibrator, you have to learn how to masturbate. She locked me in my room, and I came out like crying mess, and I was like please don't do that ever again. And also, why would I get the vibe, and it looks like a pink bunny all of a sudden you about was Easter? And then it made me think of Jesus. No. But I'm a bad. I'm a really bad masturbate. Why? The fuck did. I just say that you're asking about people like people. So I don't like that. I don't like the idea of watching porn it grosses me out because not a masturbate or like, I get to have this like super judgment right because I don't need porn because I'm not masturbating. So my girlfriend. I'm like, listen, if you're going to watch porn masturbate. I don't wanna know about it. It's like do it like massacre. Like, I get that. I'm like, I'm the freak that doesn't touch myself. But like, I just don't want to know about it like if I stumbled upon it like, it just it just like, I don't know. I think sexy is always mean, maybe I'm just like a sexual, but I feel like thinking about your partner having sex to me that doesn't turn me on that. Like if it's not with me like it makes me feel like jealous or uncomfortable with that. So sexiest gross very animalistic. It's messy and masturbating is like really a weird sad. Sad. The loan thing. I think like you can do. Yeah. You can. It's like we were talking about the Instagram like girls right ending like he falls on his Instagram mouth. Yeah. I can always pictures of he's commenting on them, which is like, really. Right. Well, it's like fine. You can like find other people attractive. You can watch porn. But like don't put it in front of me and all my friends like she just don't don't watch it in front of like family, imagine. If if your respect for my feeling is your boyfriend was YouTube himself watching porn. Exactly. It's kind of a weird way following these Instagram thoughts. It's it feels like that. It's like on your boyfriend was like pen pals for the porn star. You'd be like what the fuck will the problem? Also is that you we the terms are all different now. I think that's why you up Gaza. So successful is like we don't these are all just new thing. Yeah. Like you said like he's not that into for millennials. Exactly. There's just new there's new tools at our disposal. And we all don't know how to use them or how they should be used. It's the same with Instagram ause. There used to be softcore porn. Yes. You sticker Cadillac. Yeah. You is under your bed or like if you had it. It was an admission that like I am here for you know, masturbating to this. Yes, right, Instagram, muddles that whole thing because as you said, the thoughts, or whatever you wanna call. But there are these. Models. But then there's level of models. Like, there's like, you know, there's the the models that are doing runway. Yeah. That people would follow. Then there's the Victoria's Secret catalog version, and then there's like, you know, this other these people that are just calling themselves models. Just having huge asp. But then they have a million followers. So there's somewhat legitimize in their model. You know, they are a model. But are they killing the porn industry? I just thought of this. I mean, the porn industry is having its own issues on poor porn industry. What's happening? You're gonna free. You don't have to pay. So I the those. Where's the money come from? And then I think there's like one that owns all the websites. So like it's very hard for these women to make. I mean LIZA traeger who's been on our live shows, and she's a comic. And she's like she's talked about this in her bits, and like has like found this like in like to how you should pay your porn people. The most. And she's created this community of like actress porn actresses that are like following her in like supporting hurricanes. She's like being a spokeswoman for them. There is the you know, that's a whole other thing too. So like the fact that all these subjects go into one category of our we masturbating to these people literally. This is so confusing. So like when you when you're dating a guy who's like all of a sudden commenting on a models post. And he's like, well, you know, I like her work. It's like what is not a feminist. Now, mark. Actually when I was married. My was binned we call him. Now, he ran into Molly SIMS just like at a restaurant New York City, you know, whatever celebrities run free. My was my. Molly SIMS she's like a she's like a model actress type of a person beautiful gorgeous. Whatever was like she wears like chili pepper bikinis and shit like that like victorious chillies paprika bikini, you got and he relevant way women. Describe other women in chili pepper chili pepper. I thought that was like. A brand that like they're expensive chili member bikini. You know, the type of woman talk about like she was like a model like in like like the nineties early office. You know, when it was like, I know literally putting it chili pepper bikini on her because she's hot. So he ran into her and he said to her I love your work. And I was mortified I was like, you're so fucking embarrassing. What does that mean? I love your work. I love your fucking boobs. A love your ass. I love your vagina. You'll look what work. I do understand. It was so mad at a stall. Joe wack. Where you act off to her and your high school years, and he's like this person. Yeah. There is some of that where you see someone like especially because that's the other thing. Like now, these people feel closer to you like the Instagram models that you follow, you know, their lives a little bit like anyone on instrument. Follow you know, in a way that is up to. Yeah. And if they update their stories, you're almost like to involve with the life like lick rain when you go on vacation. I don't say to you. How has occasionally? I know what happened. I go. I go I'll like reference something from the vacation, which I feel comfortable doing because we're friends, but like you could do that. Right. That you wouldn't feel comfortable saying that too. But you Molly, right like your work with the relationship. Vacation.

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"liza traeger" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

03:55 min | 2 years ago

"liza traeger" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

"Eleventh pranks memories Daniels laws has a new two specials out on Netflix. They're called live. But it's a. Dark and jigsaw. Yeah. Remember it? So we just talked about pranking that was a fun. One Kreischer came into talk about fun itself. Having fun. The my solo podcast. Whereas you read where I shit on my former friends Kreischer cigar in Rogan friends anymore. I haven't talked to them since sobre Tober ended. Oh, I got to cut into that. Then my only album commentary breakdown of the if these boss could talk with Louis cats people love that one. You guys wanna hear three thirty nine Louis cats, and I who has a new story out that helped them work on for this not happening while I was still. And. You want to hear you get to hear his album and his first album while he released a second one Catskills and. And we just broke it down. Then we then I do with Lisa with LIZA say Lisa Simpson. Liza simpson. A trigger for for that one. Got a lot of anger. She wants to LIZA wants to come back in the podcast. I was about to travel. So I was about to go to Europe and stuff. So didn't really have time. Maybe she still does letter. She wants to go back in and clarify her opinions. So I said like, yeah. Okay. When you free, and she was in A, and I was like leaving tomorrow and time for this. Nasiri tonight at the seller. I'll ask if she still wants to do just let it record it uninterrupted. Say whatever she wants to say because he's my friend. I think she obviously like all my friends get things wrong sometimes, and I think she's emotional and. Doesn't matter. She's still my friend. Also, look out for no matter what she wants to chance. Then that's fine. This is boring me recounting these. But you guys should see some of these forty San Maria came on to talk about the Knickerbocker total nex. What else do we got Dave Smith with the state of the union address three forty four yearly state of the union? We barely got used to do in August. I don't know why took so long. Oh, and then I had to like. Promote Fahim thing. Should've put out. Why don't I put out Carl's before? Oh, no. Oh, I know why. 'cause Ryan sick came onto the the intro and I wanted to help promote his his album before that Fahim had a special on comedy central before that San Marino had special comedy central before that LIZA traeger had our Netflix special. We before that Louis cats had his CD come out. So I had to these timewise. And then before that I hadn't done it yet. Tober sixteenth. No, I hadn't done. So I put out Dave's state of the union address. That was a three forty four December six and then Sam Tripoli one of the best conspiracy theorist from the tinfoil hat podcast, and that brings us up to where we are. Now, you guys. Episode one of twenty nine thousand three forty six. Well. That part's over. And now, let's move on. Let's move onto what? What else did I have to say about twenty? Okay. Best moments of the year for me promoting skank fast promoting severe fast. I mean, I took it onto fuck with Lewis, and I continue to take it on. And it was one of my joys creatively. You know, what I like my manager my agent because they finally come to understand what I care about. What I care about you guys. It's funny. I care about doing fun things. What I don't care about is money. It's not that. I don't like it. I love when money comes to me. But that is not my chief driving force. By the way, this is one of the first advertisers. I've had blue for rock-hard Boehner's blue dot com.

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"liza traeger" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

04:19 min | 3 years ago

"liza traeger" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

"Oh, man welcomes our Shapira skeptic tank podcast. I'm gonna balcony and a lot. Israel, southern Israel looking over the sea, Jordan. Got them. They got a lot of enemies here close. You can see Jordan. Clearly, you can see the refineries from his balcony, you can see it from the beach to. It's fucking close, man. There are all sides. They're fucking enemy territory on all sides. I don't know how they got here. I've been thinking about it. I'm going to a solo podcast about the history of Israel, the legitimate history of Israel. You know, how I speak in real terms for thanks real terms. Anyway, man, it's so nice to be in the sun after all that time in Europe. Fucking freezing cold it snowed on Stockholm. When I was there snowed in Oslo. When I was there. Awesome fucking freezing. Berlin was super cold one night. But anyway, now, no problem son out guns out once Jordan yesterday at my brother to Petra you guys got to look at pictures of Petra I'm gonna sidetracked about this episode. What are we got for this episode? But you guys got to see Patrick it's fucking. It's all these temples, and and like a burial grounds and domiciles carved right into the mountain. So it's always like holes in the mountain you see that. And you're like, my brother said this like looking at all these little cave's burial caves, and these these home caves. And remember when we thought, oh, what are we just find Osama bin Laden, he's in a cave? Let's just go to the mountains. And there's no way. There's no what usually walking right above it. And then the be a cave underneath you. And you wouldn't know there's no way you just fly over and seal the caves, it's miles and miles and miles of land man, it was fucking gorgeous. You guys look pictures of Petra. That's where we went you walk down. The becomes his cliffs on either side of you. It gets darker and darker snow like gets in and all of a sudden, it kind of opens up this giant square, and there's this whole temple carved beautiful temple twenty times its size of a person carved right into the fucking mountain. It's gorgeous. It's carved from the fuck in stone. Seriously, look pictures Petra. Okay. But this episode in terms of looking stuff up you're going to have a lot to look up. Sam AAA came on. He's got a new special outright now called San Tripoli's Christmas extravaganza part of a two part special sister specials that and what's the other one? Fuck it. Hems triple eight. I gotta find out, but they're all male right now in San AAA dot com. Sam's a fucking killer comedian. But so I I didn't know it's talk about I done a podcast recently about conspiracy. There's and it was like watching it. Sam talk about that as again God yet. But I wasn't around at the time. So when I had Sam I was like, let's talk about Armenians talk about the history of Armenian stuff. And I was all prepared to do that. I was in LA he came up with my Airbnb out on the porch and just very quickly. You know, someone's passionate about something it just it just enters into the conversation. We've got nothing to do with lease is a good example LIZA traeger for that Simpson's podcast. She can't help but talk about women's issues. Even when it's got nothing to do with that. So we're talking about the Simpsons as you quickly pigeons holes in women's issues. We did the same thing. We did have a panel for Ron Bennington is about being offensive comedy. Or what offensiveness does the comedy or how being offended has an effect on very quickly? She's Like like. well women have it hard for this reason this it's like when I'm talking about that right now. But when you're passionate about something it just comes up. It just comes up actually had a commercial teacher. Tell me you're supposed to do that when they want you to get excited. Like, would you have a breakfast today? And you read that they want me excited for this commercial to forget about what the breakfast, they're trying to get your talking. He said you're supposed to go. Oh, man. And I hate using this example. But this example, he used oh, man. I say thing I always have toasts avocado..

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"liza traeger" Discussed on Guys We F****d

Guys We F****d

03:31 min | 3 years ago

"liza traeger" Discussed on Guys We F****d

"I don't Frank at all. He's totally fine. Yeah. You want anything bad happening to them either? Yeah. Yeah. I feel I feel so disconnected from him at this point. Yeah. Just like I can't even remember like what I can't even remember what his body feels like or like what I truly such a distant. That's you know, it's such a distant memory. It's time. But I don't I don't it's not going to say. I don't miss it. I just like right through it's truly gone through after all these years cycled through. Yeah. Yep. Absolutely. Somebody commented I post a video my Instagram of because I had a really big party on Saturday night. Current was at I got really anxious. So and I had to take a walk. I showed up what are seen as leaving her own. I know Karenin comes as I'm leaving with a friend. And I'm like, I gotta take a Walker, and there's a lot of people and there's just like, okay. I'll just make sure no one's like knocking over your picture. Has it gone? Just I really think there were down one hundred and fifty people in here, it was a large amount or two hundred and like people start, and I'm very like, you know, if someone wants to come and they heard about it. I'm not. It wasn't true. Go knows a lot of will. Yeah. So more than I thought that it would get. But then I got really anxious. But then I was like I'm not going to turn anybody away because that's terrible. And I'm not gonna end if these sorts of Christina Clark Tex. Yeah, they're people are texting me. Hey, can I bring so? So I'm like, yeah. Whatever I know. That's the last part I'm going to have like that though. This is the difference between us you little ever party. Everyone's welcome. I've sent out party invitations that say in bold, no significant others. I know you know, what I got a got a mail out invitation for the next one. Oh, my God lucid specific group. Not because I don't like everybody. But it's just because he can't at my people in your house. It's overwhelming. Yeah. So okay. Guys, our guest I'm so excited that she is our guest this week. We've been wanting interview her for a long time. She's a fucking hilarious. Stand up comedian. She's featured in the Netflix stand up special series called the degenerates, ladies and gentlemen. Please. Welcome LIZA traeger. Sunday. Judge taking shit just getting here. We a traeger. I'm good so excited that interview you pumps. Nice play. Thank you very much. How.

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"liza traeger" Discussed on About Last Night

About Last Night

02:52 min | 3 years ago

"liza traeger" Discussed on About Last Night

"But you know, what it's so there's always going to be someone who doesn't like it or likes it. And just kinda like, oh, we all have tastes different tastes. Absolutely. I bet if you get ninety eight percent rotten tomatoes. You'll still think about that two percent. Of course. But you sound like the type who could let it go easy easier than. I mean, if I get higher than goodfellas, they're they're wrong. But okay, I'll take it. That's fine. Lisa. What you can. I ask you some real quick real quick split up your half hour or your our with another guy or do. They just give you half hour. It something called the degenerates. It's six comics that are all doing half hours. Dea Joey Dee is big j o Courson. Sqi Christina LIZA traeger and y'all Yami Sanders, and so all of them and me all do and a half hour. And it was so cool to tape them all at once because I got to watch these other great comics do their specials as well in you, kind of 'cause you feel competitive with it not really competitive, but we, but we were all sharing this moment together, all the six comics like isn't this cool? Good what we're doing? So you got to share your triumph with other people. And I felt like that really made it made it something even more special because we've done specials. Lisa you're by yourself. And. Yeah, personally, I personally like a collaborative thing. Even though you guys obviously weren't collaborating. I've grown to realize. That's probably why I don't love stand up as much because I like working with people, and the fact that you had like five other people cheering you on. And it's nice. And we'll let me ask you. Them were you the only midget on that show and God. Yes. Can you imagine? Yeah. We got thankless. My worst fear. My my my my worst fear is that that peered inkling goes full, Jeremy Piven just goes. You know, I'm gonna start doing stand up now. Right. Closes with boom. You got aids wearing t shirt of breads face fucking. His body weight. At least I wanna know, what was tougher maintaining celibacy or quitting snacks that you felt like we're hurting you. Oh, no, no, no. I don't maintain. So the see like just it just happens because I just not interested. Okay. Yeah. This literally how I feel about dating. If it's supposed to happen. It will cause I just feel like anything in life. If it's supposed to happen. It's gonna is you're not online or anything or turn to God. Where am I going to sign up silver singles? Joel to our sponsor so over singles horn, it's not late for you. Boom. You don't have aids. Do it doesn't matter..

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"liza traeger" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

06:29 min | 3 years ago

"liza traeger" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

"But he find he admitted the Simpsons recently admitted at the other fun facts. I don't know how intense fans are here. But when. Maggie says one word data. It's it's Elizabeth Taylor. Wow. Really? Yeah. So that's like a Maggie Elizabeth Taylor. Doing stories falls that played into the world and didn't just say John waters so much where he's just so gay and home or wants to make Bart not gay. He makes me working power plant. Mask about what's. So he's like I want Larrabee cigarettes. Yeah. Homer's like such a buffoon. That's why it's someone Ted Cruz. Try to talk shit and be like. The voters are Lisa and the people are Homer. And then the Simpsons writers like shame. Ted Cruz on Twitter was like fuck you like you're able. No. But it was this thing of like, we hate you and says and then somewhat Ida Campbell this Twitter deep and someone tweeted like what's great about Twitter as you do get to see someone like Ted Cruz have their Simpson's dreams demolished. Like have the writers. Like, we hate, you know, so kind of like a little pleasure. Got about this wrapping up. Great. But you're also great comic, and you were on these degenerates. It's called on Netflix right now watcher right now also the front page before you forget. Seamy? If I come to your town. Are you going to be anywhere in November December I'm going to be in DC in December and November city doing trout house? The movie. Yeah, I'm that's Arlington. One. I'm going to be in the DC one. Okay. But yeah, probably Jimmy Johns and look at some art and then do fund shows, there's d c cuisine. They've good restaurants. Actually, Russia was not like, oh when you're see you gotta get barbecue says, but it's like, I don't need a jumbo slice of pizza. You know, not. New york. There's no reason. Maybe Chicago's a different kind of a deep dish. If you're ever there slices of pizza. That's the best on Twitter LIZA, traeger, glitter cheese literatures. Oh, I remember that sorry. I've been off Twitter for so long. I forgot. Instagram. Right now addicted to it to to running my life the internet. Yeah. I know it makes people angry or things that need to be. That's not use. So. I'm angry. No matter what I'm saying. It's definitely mcnew anger at life. Then you need to be. Yes. It's really my life. I should read a book. You know what? I mean. I'm just watching housewives and on Instagram hours the moment Healy about what I will be doing hours. Now, I'm gonna nap I went to bed late this early for me. But I didn't wanna leave my house. This is great. Thank you so much. Josh, welcome. Did want you to see my Simpson stuff? It was important to me. Yeah. All right, Lisa. Thank you. Good job half hours. We really good for you. Help people. Come see you. And I'm gonna do new stuff guys. I've been working hard overly. I'm not repeating jokes slot them off. I'm doing now live because I'm gonna miss them. But it's going to be a new finish with them. Yeah. 'cause I'm having a giant Halloween party. And then it'll be what you want. They should have a ceremony like if you're like wiccan at all burn like the bit list. And you're like I'm done with these. Yeah. I mean, if it comes up somewhere, I'll do it. But I just feel like if anyone comes purposely because they saw that thing, and I will not repeat why would ever pay too? I have a thing. Sometimes why do a bit? And then I'm like my head of this. The last time we're going do is bit specials coming out. Is it joy a A good good last one, run? but I been doing and there's like some Q and A N it. So it's just it's going to lose a bit of it. And so it's like we I've been kind of crushing it with the past couple of week. Go at. All right. Yeah. Why? Geico way. Maine. Bass. One. On this. Tree with..

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"liza traeger" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

02:17 min | 3 years ago

"liza traeger" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

"Has eighty to seventy seven and before they went to sleep I had eighty to ninety nine. So it was within forty points of each other in that fuck and eight thousands, and they're gonna wake up and suddenly my thousand points up back break her. That's right. Here's the deal, I'm smarter than them. No matter how you wanna put it. There's no question that I'm smarter than both of them. They're white trash idiots uneducated. And so I use skill. I use skill in order to win play this game. No, one thought I had a chance, and then here, I of course, Rogan's gonna win, of course, fucking Lance Armstrong of Sobhraj Tober is gonna win wink, wink, abo-. But of the people that are chance, by the way. No, more Rogin. No more. Hey for this challenge. Let's do exactly what I was doing. And then we'll just make that for everybody. Already doing hot yoga. Let's do hot yoga or Maury working out every night. Looks fucking do that. How about next year we do who can live in Joe Rogan house for the most days in October fucking dumb, take my God damn? No cell phone challenge. Take that. Better your lives. What what you see when you give out Kahal? And we'd and you say like, oh my God. It's actually good. I realized how much I was relying. I fucking take my month-long challenge of goddamn smartphone. And no social media. Just get off it dark. You can Email on a system to Poche it for you for a month. And and then see how much better your life is for a month. But they won't take it because he just want to do what they're already doing. Anyway, I'm almost done with the shit. I can't wait to drop some fucking, Molly. Mali's greet me at the gates of sober October bender. November's start strong is anyone here from Stanhope, by the way. None of us have heard from them. He could be dead. John Lewis start the episode are issue. I take episode three forty the Simpsons with LIZA traeger starts. Now..

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"liza traeger" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

03:34 min | 3 years ago

"liza traeger" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"He got up there and he had a whole thing then I'm sure he cleared with sensors and he's like, man, and he starts by ripping on Jesernik, which which I loved, like fucking love jazz on that. But it's still wanna see someone rip on him where he's like, I don't know what you get this confidence man. Like to me, this guy's an open mic period and then and you see the teleprompter going, the guys winding it up, winding down. When are you gonna. Hey, this, yeah, and he's Norring it, and he's just going off the top of his head because. Were making fun of someone who's black on online panel and talk about. They make someone like sickle cell joke, you know, a disease that affects primarily African Americans, and just off the top of his head, Patrice O'Neal whipped out that disease that affects primarily people of Hebrew descent, I forget what it is. God dammit. You have you heard of it? Yeah, I'm on rival John. I bring all my Jewish just I've just learned about it two days ago, but he just had that cocked and loaded in as someone made sickle cell. Joe couldn't tell any said it's all the Jews people in the room, comedians are exacts or agents or whatever. You know that we're there. It was just this just this clapback which he just had ready. So it's like I know he would definitely probably be scorching the earth on a lot of people who are like back and forth. But like I said, I'm for conversation and I'm, I'm disagreement and I'm for, you know, in the in the end live and let live. There are certain things we got to put to bed like like you brought a belies it. It's like thinking about this other day, like I still there were still some women are funny. I'm like. And I won't say who they said. There's like a comic, whatever. But like, you know, like. Could could you ever follow LIZA traeger? Could you ever follow? Lies slash jerk. You ever follow Amy Miller, Deborah Giovanni, these are beasts. These are wild animals. You will. They will destroy rooms that you couldn't break open, you know, like they're women. I'm still dislike. I gotta follow Bamford shit, you know? And so like that not that that concept is already put to bed, but I feel like the problem is we have people to keep propping them up. They keep propping up stuff that's already been destroyed that that's not true. You know, it's what we still have so much to kind of to kind of talk about. I wish we would slash each other's throats at the first sign of disagreements on. That's that's where my head is, is like, like, let's let let's just have a conversation just because someone thinks I'm done mean they're wrong. It just it just means like that's the way they're seeing the world. The fact that I get really frustrated the fact that they think women are funny. Like no joke. Go on Nikki Glazer's podcast radio show you up. She Nikki so far. Is one of the quickest funnest per people to do radio with? Yeah, and I'm not like fucking an act. Fuck. Fuck an act, right. I'm saying like hang with that person. Yeah, hang with Elisa and just go tip for tat joke for joke. Joke joke. You're you're, you're going to be fucking treading water going like, yeah, shit, God damn it. How are they doing this so fast? And I'm, I've been doing it twenty years on Kelly Madigan Jesus Christ. I can't. I can't really. I can understand someone not. I can't understand someone. I can understand a guy going. I don't like female comedians. That's fine. For efforts should preference. Same as if you go on like black medians..

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"liza traeger" Discussed on Jesse, Jordan, GO!

Jesse, Jordan, GO!

04:32 min | 3 years ago

"liza traeger" Discussed on Jesse, Jordan, GO!

"That's, but like I feel like all of all online video content but doubly so on Instagram, where it's like reduced to a small section of nonsense, but also on YouTube to some extent. Yeah, is just an algorithm that figured out something that we want that we should have never figured out we wanted. I think it's interesting. When will we get sated with some of these things? I think that will come point where we're like, I'm good Clegg. You know, like many, I'm gonna go watch madman. Yeah. I mean, God will there come a time when we return to scripted scripted comedy will will it ever have a moment again, knowing British or it's just a cute boys pulling pranks. Oh God. One time I was at the grove and there were these like super hot guys. So I sat outside, so I look at them and then I realized that they were beginning to like set up some shitty, Frank, and I was like, all right, I'm done now. Oh, wow. That's a. That's a turn off for him not attracted to them any pranking. Yes. I mean, it's like like it would be bad if they were just like sad, little boys who were and these people were like twenty five. That's what I mean by little boys chain. But like if they were just sad people who like this is my angle, but it's even worse if they have two million followers and are like famous worldwide, like, yeah, that is that is that is the kind of the the rub of the like internet idiot, the like that class of person is that they are all the. I mean, part of their thing is how hot they are you, you know in you, you you dislike what they're doing, but also you have to feel a little bit attracted to them, which I don't like what's happened to her vine stars right. What is happening to all of those people who were living at that, like building on vine until I was about to say what I imagine that it's like in a fantasy novel. When over the period of one year, a castle becomes decrepit. Has left it. There was a rose with one final head on the ground apartment building. They all lived in. I hate to break it to you guys are actually living on for do go now. I had been looking for the Manco Inca. No, no, no. For do go through. You'll find all your. Washed up vine stars. Got it. The valley is a magical place. One one time I was at Republic of pie and on their to to work, and I just heard people around me having worse problems than they would have if they lived in LA. Some people were like planning to have an improv group, and there was talking about like the fantasy series. He wanted to write. And I was like, if you just moved three miles away, you would have that improv someone who who has a, we like my house has bats in it. You like, why. But guy brenham you are sitting here with us today on the precipice of a truly remarkable and indulgent experience in the world of the same Fernando Valley. That's very true. You are about to go across the street. There is a comedy theater across the street, wonderful comedy theater across the street called dynasty typewriter, and you're about to go across the street and do a corporate show for a pornography company that is true. Mean LIZA traeger Deborah, did you have any and then a couple of other comedians? And did you run a big Macs, fun favorite regular guest on stop podcasting. I mean, comedian Bob, the drag Queen who if you guys are with sharp, super funding as one of those guys who wears clown, makeup and sing songs on YouTube, right? Yes. But like Bob is an astounding. We towns drag Queen who won re. Paul's drag race season eight, I wanna say, got it. But yeah, I have two to seven minutes of original like material roasting, the porn community. But you know, but nicely. Yeah, you can't. You can't refer to broken lives in broken dreams, right? Yeah, that's a, that's a tight rope. I would imagine it is. And another thing is like it's also straight porn, so I'm not that familiar with it. Gay porn. I know the ins and outs if you know what I mean. You just have a joke on your card, and it's like when you lady porn..

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