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"liv moss" Discussed on Bob and Sheri
"Didn't you didn't you, especially when you were a kid? What did you say? I agree with that one, too. I choked him much. Didn't you think when you were a kid, that the adults were more in charge of the way things were going to be going than they actually turned out to be? I'm going to tell you this is the straight truth. I hoped that there were adults that had a handle on things because none of them were living in my house. Right, exactly. Oh, that's a given. That's a given. So I didn't have full faith in competent adults, but I had hope that there were confidence in adults. You know, you would see on TV as a kid, the news. And there'd be these guys, and they were, well, there were some women when I was a kid who were in Congress. But there'd be these guys, and they were all seemingly a 110 years old. Now, there are probably 50. But they seem to be a 110, and they were very, very serious. And I had no idea what they were talking about. But, you know, they look like they were very serious. And sometimes they disagree a little bit, but by golly, they're going to make sure that the Russians don't get us and our life is going to be good and every year it's going to be better to be an American and our life is going to get easier. And then you grow up and you look at some of these clowns in Congress. And I mean, they really are clowns. May not be perfect, but you know, they're pretty much in control. They're going to take care of the Russians and everything's going to be okay. And it still may be. Let's be optimistic. Let's be optimistic we must have hope, right? We have to have hope. Otherwise, you can't live without hope. You can live without a lot of things, but you can not live without hope. You must be true. And so we will just hope that there are some competent grown-ups out there, you know? In positions of power and decision making. We're going to look at me. We're going to hope that. We're going to hope that. We're going to hope for 20. But for 23. It's hard to hold that hope, especially with morons in the news being next. Right. Because morons in the news is the place where hope goes to die. When it comes to confidence intervals. Morons in the news is brought to you by Lowe's shop in store or online at Lowe's dot com. I've checked this out. We never seem to run out. Out of my way, you're more on the morons in the news, with bob and sharing. When Taco Bell says we're closed. They're closed. Yakima, Washington right now, a Yakima man is under arrest for a drive by shooting and threatening employees after police say he became enraged that a local Taco Bell was closed and would not serve him. The Taco Bell employees say that they were closing the restaurant at two a.m. when a man in a flatbed truck drove up to the window window to order. After telling the man we just closed, the employees say the driver became immensely upset. Screaming that he would break their windows if they didn't serve him some tacos. They then say he began pounding on the front doors of the restaurant saying, he was going to break in. A few minutes after he left, the employees say they saw the pickup park nearby. As one of the employees began to drive away, they said they heard a single gunshot. The employee called 9-1-1 saying the man was shooting at them. Police say they were quickly able to locate the pickup and detained the driver 30 year old David W sharp. Yes, the man's name is sharp. Inside the truck, police say they found 9 millimeter pistol with a loaded magazine. A bullet in the chamber, a loaded 22 in pocket of the driver's seat, and a Glock 9 millimeter with an empty magazine in the rear passenger seat underneath an assortment of clothing. Police say they found two spent 9 millimeter casings on the front windshield. And other show casings. Also live around. Officers investigated the Taco Bell store and said they found the bullet holes in several different parts of the building. It's 2 a.m.. These people are getting minimum wage. They're tired. And by the way, if you're banging on the door with a gun, do you know how awkward it's going to be if they let you in? Are they going to say, welcome to Taco Bell? That's going to be hard. If you've been firing at people and banging on the door with a gun. This is not what we mean by Liv moss, okay? They arrested him, of course, that the most surprising thing is he didn't head for the border. He just sat in his truck. How many can we do? I think we got them both. I don't think we can get forced meal in here. I'm trying, but I can't. I can't really see a spot for it. Let's go to today's moron of the day. It's an airline. Hey air Canada, welcome to morons in the news. A couple went from Vancouver to Mexico on vacation and when they got back into the Vancouver airport, their bag was still in Mexico City. How did they know that? Because before they left home, they invested in an Apple AirTag, which is a little wireless tracking device that you can put on items, including your checked bags. So they were able to open up their app on their phone and see that their luggage was at the Mexico City international airport. So they opened one of those baggage lost baggage claims right away, and an air Canada agent at the airport said, we will deliver your bag to your house shortly. But then the bag never arrived. Next day, day after three days go by, and there's no luggage. So after a couple of weeks of waiting for the luggage, the situation went from bad to worse. The AirTag location showed that their bag had flown to Madrid, Spain, and was now stuck in the airport in Madrid, Spain. And no one can explain why that is, no one at the airline, no one at the airport in Mexico City. Nobody knows why air Canada got busy sending this suitcase on an exciting round the world trip. They still don't have their bag. And because of the apple AirTag they're watching it, it goes a place and it sits there for a bit, then it goes to a new place and it sits there for a bit. There are people in this world who do not travel as much as this suitcase is traveling. That was the first thing that came to my mind. That was the first thing that came to my mind. You're exactly right. So air Canada, it's not fun being the moron of the day, but with stuff like tile and Apple AirTag, you can't lie to people anymore. You can't. Because they can see where it is. They're going to see. That's it for morons in the news coming up on the show. What a guy says and what he really means plus Wisconsin zone comedy legend Mary Mack on the show. 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"liv moss" Discussed on Couples Therapy
"This podcast is Indy in the yummies where they can both laugh and hang with all they hear me talk at excellent vacationing with brunches and cuddling to messy situations and conscious and coupling from Netflix hook ups to single them with some Hulu tech sex regrets so feeling on your new jubu. They gonna talk about it yeah you are invited. I need a therapy I guarantee baby weekend. But I appreciate it. Ho Ho Ho. Welcome to couples therapy. My name is Andy. And I am NATO. You're a real-life couple. Real life couple of comedians. And on couples therapy we answer a couple different questions from a couple different listeners. Naomi. Andy. Naomi. It is the Christian mass. Coming up in a couple days, correct. Yes. Truly Christmas is around the corner. Now is anything like Liv moss, which is another Taco Bell. You wanna live moss? This Christmas. Okay, Taco Bell. You're gonna pay us for that one, 'cause that's pretty great. Pretty great. Speaking of pretty great, can I plug myself? Oh, speaking of pretty, not just pretty great. I was gonna say get rid of that pretty modifier, just absolutely great. Wonderful. Shining. Brilliant. New York Times approved. What are you going to plug Naomi? My episode of season three of the stand ups on Netflix, which debuts December 29th, each comic is their own half hour to razzle dazzle and we're having a good time. You heard Brian Simpson last week, so I hope you watch him. We got Janelle James, also the sand dunes coming up next week, so get into her. The point is, mark your cows, set up a reminder on Netflix for the stand up season three. Already, already getting accolades. It was named in The New York Times. Jason zhenan is the comedy beat journalist for The New York Times. And he did a roundup of comedy in 2021. What did you get Naomi? Best Netflix debut. Love it. It isn't even out yet, and he said it was the best. Love it. Bless you. That was very exciting. I truly do feel validated to be in the capitalist paper of rent. The grey lady herself. The great lady herself. So call the great lady because her heart is gray. What is she called the gray lady? I think newsprint is gray. It's black. What's black and white and red all over? We all know we all know the riddle. A zebra. In a farming factory. Okay, babe, what a bummer. My goodness. Ho. How about this? A zebra and a Santa suit. That we love. Yeah. That is sweet. So next Wednesday. Naomi special. Probably midnight the night before. Yep. If you can't wait. Yep. Call that clones a celebration baby. But yes, Brian Simpson also a stand up season three alum last week, Janelle James. Next week. This week because of the holidays, we thought we would take a little break. And back in the spring, I think. Yep, yep, yep, yep, spring of 2021. We did a live show live in quotes. I mean, it was live. But it was online at dynasty typewriter. Yes. With three of our most delightful pals, we got Brian safi from ask Rana and attitudes. We've got Lacey Moseley from scam goddess. We've got Iowa debris from everything, including big mail. And what we did was we had a little panel, and then we answered some listeners, advice questions. They sent in videos. That was gorgeous. A number of them paid for cameos. Including one that was insane. I don't know. I'll probably post this because it's so insane, but there's a anonymous British person in a rabbit costume. Yes. Yes, and that's like their character. Yes. Pay to have the British rabbit say things. So a number of people asked advice questions through cameo or send in videos of themselves, asking the questions and we did our darndest as usual to answer. And this was a fun group, a fun show and we thought what better gift to give? Yeah, than this good time. Yeah, let's take a break for the holidays. And have a little fun. I think do we have anything else to plug your special again? Next Wednesday. That's it. We've done it. We've done it. Tell everyone you know how to watch, set up individual Netflix accounts, all right? You gotta just watch the first four minutes, quite honestly. That's what the algorithm reads, okay? The first 28 days, the first four minutes. That's the stuff. Now I'm gonna stop plugging myself, but I'm gonna say.