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"limerick" Discussed on WABE 90.1 FM

WABE 90.1 FM

01:39 min | 5 months ago

"limerick" Discussed on WABE 90.1 FM

"Limericks, Bill Curtis, of course, will begin them. You have to finish them by filling in the last word or phrase. You ready to do this? Yes, I'm ready. Here we go. Here's your first lemmer. Once the paper is flushed down the bowl, arts and crafts have to pay the hard toll. How can we soldier on now that cardboard is gone? They've removed the Q two from the guys I met a lot. I know it's hard. I'm just going to say it's hard when you're doing it and you're on the spot. It's everybody knows. This game is really hard this whole thing. It is. It's a very difficult. A blank of paper. Oh my God. Peace. Roll, yes. You got it. Wow. Apparently if you save paper bathroom tissue brands are considering removing the cardboard tube from the middle of the roll. This is great for the environment but causing panic among kindergarten teachers everywhere. And anybody who uses binoculars. Exactly. Here's your next lemma. Charles Dickens that overachiever. Found fault in the wines of Geneva. And he'd often bewail his slow sun the male because the van was a bit of a overachiever. We heard overachieve it. First word. Sorry. It's usually women get called this. Oh my God. It's terrible. We can't even use it. Friends with overachiever Geneva, he was a bit of a, guys, I'm having a hard time. It's all right. Well, it's hard when we'll give it to you. It's diva. It's a bit of a diva. Yeah, according

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"limerick" Discussed on Merriam-Webster's Word of the Day

Merriam-Webster's Word of the Day

01:44 min | 11 months ago

"limerick" Discussed on Merriam-Webster's Word of the Day

"It's merriam Webster's word of the day for March 17th. You could say big when you bundle your home and auto with progressive. But when we just come out and say it, it feels like it falls a bit flat, so we're gonna sink it. We're singing words now. We don't even sing the business part. All our progressive. Now, that's a commercial you'll remember. Even if you don't remember the bundle and safe with progressive part. We're singing progressive casualty insurance company in affiliates discount available in all states new situations. Today's word is limerick spelled, limerick is a noun. That means a humorous rhyming poem of 5 lines. Here's the word used in a sentence from the advocate of Louisiana by Monty Briggs. Since my skill at composing haikus is yet to be tested, I thought I would submit a limerick instead. A limerick is a short, humorous, 5 line poem. While the origin of this type of verse is unknown, some believe that the name limerick comes from the chorus of an 18th century Irish soldier's song with the title, will you come up to limerick to which were added impromptu verses, the limerick referenced in this chorus is a port city in southwestern Ireland, with your word of the day on Peter salkowski. Visit Miriam Webster dot com today for definitions, wordplay, and trending word lookups..

"limerick" Discussed on WNYC 93.9 FM

WNYC 93.9 FM

01:36 min | 1 year ago

"limerick" Discussed on WNYC 93.9 FM

"A study has revealed that the healthiest part you should go to bed between ten and 11 at night That particular bedtime maximizes the positive effects of the body's circadian rhythm and minimizes potentially harmful exposure to James Corden The study followed 88,000 people in Britain who answered yes to the question mind if I watch you sleep and it found a 25% increase in heart disease and people who went to bed after midnight you'd expect that right You need to get your sleep but also a 24% increase among people who went to bed before ten So your doctor might soon prescribe that you have to be less lame What about what time they get up I mean to me that is a key question of course I mean if you go to bed before 9 and you get up at one in the morning it's not going to do you much good right I mean it seems an important question but apparently that is that is key Ten and 11 guys Well I would think the people who stay up past midnight and die early at least they had a good time Exactly You're going to bed If you're going to bed at 8 30 and dying early you really got robbed in this equation So they just write off everyone who works at night Apparently you know Sorry You're touring comedians around shift for a reason and you're all doomed man You're all doomed All right here is your last limerick Though AMC's snacks deserve top scorn They are trying to get a new shop born They think it behooves me to forgo the movie and go out to buy greasy Popcorn.

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"limerick" Discussed on Cork's 96fm Opinion Line

Cork's 96fm Opinion Line

05:51 min | 1 year ago

"limerick" Discussed on Cork's 96fm Opinion Line

"Line on courts ninety-six. Fm witchcraft is a huge thing. Now where of all places only on take talk and one of the new group or the new breed of irish witches. Is jessica vaughan. Who is based in limerick joins me now. Hi jessica to speak with you. First of all what is witchcraft. And what got you into it I suppose see. People's perception of witchcraft is gonna be done with candles and cauldrons and doing a lot of match of course there is a massive like religious aspect to it. Of course you can get like atheists witches and things like that but usually which will have her own gods and goddesses and then of course like doing spell check and things like this is just to kind of create. Certain experiences are changes and things that you want to happen in your life is the ancient. Religion is a faith. Is that wicca as we used to call them. No wicca was only invented in the nineteen fifties. It probably was around for a little bit before that because witchcraft was only outlawed in the mid twentieth century or wake. I wouldn't be an engine religion. I would draw on aspects of different ancient cultures. I specifically tried to stick to irish pethick which draft at obviously. It's quite hired to do so given that they didn't write anything. Dial on all of the texts that we have were written down by christian monks some of whom or a great at what they were writing and others were extremely biased against the religion that came before them and what no with that would be a little bit similar to irish craft and it would use like quite a few of like rituals and our holidays boss. It's not the ancient religion. Did you quite a newer version. You're only in your twenties to twenty three. You are win did you. For skit interested in this was the restore restoring about some strain a strange experience with crystals he had that was i probably probably about eight or nine has been going through a like spiritual face and she brought home these crystals and i could feel them and like i could see the energy going through the Vibrating i get like.

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"limerick" Discussed on Cork's 96fm Opinion Line

Cork's 96fm Opinion Line

03:23 min | 1 year ago

"limerick" Discussed on Cork's 96fm Opinion Line

"How do we bring this to a decisive event timed Do so security. Jerry annoying sports fan and i know that you would have watched the match on on sunday and for for the for the rest of the game and for the atmosphere where you worry doll. When you saw the bulls in croke park where you kind of divided he watching sport and enjoying sports as a fan and then from your own area of expertise where you're worried about what you saw to the right on both ends. And that was some of the most amazing irving and my wife for whom who's who's not irish irish council adventures still fascinating better than the grace all of it by the way. It was her first time to watch big match on a hurting game. She loved to absolutely love to and Of course it was retained for for all of us here in cork. But but you know i'm been cluttered display and so we all enjoyed so yet so seeing what happened in the stadium. You know that's That's not gonna help But my bigger concern is the all the other things that happened around the stadium but particularly around the country. I mean that's awesome. The tv footage from You know Jay clubs in limerick with whole families including the kids you'll notice of the older ones. Don't have access to vaccines And you know hundred euro limerick timing particular you know. How could you not get excited. And let your guard down until you know. As per the euro's you know unfortunately there's gonna be consequences of all and the other problem is now of course that gets everybody else open arms asking for their sector to be real. I'm we're already in trouble so you know. Two wrongs don't make the rice. And you know. I i guess one of the things i always learned from from From working in really high risk environments is that we all make mistakes. The trick is to recognize that there are mistakes and don't repeat them I get very nervous about working with people who make a mistake. You know They don't get eaten By the wild animals that listen our environment or they don't get kidnapped in some of the kind of dangerous urban settings and they think that okay and they just keep on going so under keep taking those risks. So you know someday was a mistake on the epidemological terms and he would be you know. Let's not double down on mistake last. Someone who's done the phone i post. Primary teacher has a vulnerable child at home themselves. Which masks would you recommend Okay i just recently through if put in touch with the manufacturer of the reusable washable f. s. p. to grade mask i think the companies victoria and they do take orders from individuals You know pay by credit cards so that would be. That's what i've ordered in for my own family. And i haven't tried them. Yes but it looks like a really good option. 'cause i guess the mask and.

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"limerick" Discussed on Cork's 96fm Opinion Line

Cork's 96fm Opinion Line

07:41 min | 1 year ago

"limerick" Discussed on Cork's 96fm Opinion Line

"Ninety six on six fm. Okay so the letter is addressed to consider daniel butler. Mayor of limerick mayor's office. Merchants key limerick ended reads as follows. Dear mayor boulter. I write to you this afternoon. After receiving very hopeful information. I believe you have something that belongs to us. He's about sixteen inches high silver and goes by the name of liam sadly liam was lost to us back in two thousand six and after many years of searching almost found him again in two thousand thirteen down the years since two thousand six there have been sightings of him in kenny galway tipperary and player for some reason and now i believe his limerick liam is a native of car whose family hailed from valley gavin. One can only imagine he sounded quite distressing not being back on the side in over sixteen years. As i'm sure you're aware and understand there is no place like home and there's certainly no place like cork as mayor of limerick can ask you to arrange to bring liam to croke park on sunday for collection. I arranged for him to be collected and picked up around five thirty and rightfully returned to lewisite many. Thanks for looking after him. It won't be forgotten. What appreciated concert column kelleher. Lord mayor of columbia divvy good morning. Glory tom what demented state of. Mind when you're all that it's priceless looking on tour. Between the treating the hole tea and informs us a miracle tourist receive them panicking above and called johan harlem record believe trader scrambler plight. It'd be interesting to see how they win. Replied imagine we look. I assume that you let's get phone calls. Say are you mad. knock it you. A bunch of between the two officers. And i know the chamber of protocol folk lima chamberlain college chamber protocol flag off. I various businesses homes or coltie of weedy commotion foster and i mean really quoting fos abuse. I suppose i'm still confident to connected over the house because then hearing this learning county is doing in relation flagged about unborn walsh. I'm guessing fuel businesses. And they were getting old. So i would implore everyone. Everyone gets the fly the battles scouts. Everything anything you have support for that as i said you must be looking very dissect with also time to time and to be only such a short distance down the road and not able to come home as even worse. You know exactly you know and looking in my research here. We almost phoned to magadan twenty talk team but for some strange all rolling here you know and we were all talking about how terrible it was stalking. Our own place are stroke where you wear for covert from one side to this development stock out of his home county for years now. I'm sure he's been in an you. Know an infected quarantine for sixteen years. We'll tell you this. The non with kennedy or temporarily or and so agonizingly. Close tubing in tipperary carreno limerick. Do you know of course or no i'm are. He was at the semi while you watch the socks off and make them go. Walk race sports on and off the ball quietly confident for some. I also watch certain kinds of the dream. i wa- for didn't turn up into the person that i think. There are far better team than they pay their i am. I know that they'll be back. But the marriage limerick waterford boy and wofford tornadoes. And if we pay the same way we did against argentine limit could be fearful of us. Yeah they are good though you we. Can't we have to hand it to limerick column. They are good and dangled and have been over the last couple of years. But like you say watching watching the semifinal against the old enemy. I suppose kicked away for years and years was kennedy and call. Can you know from that perspective. Saturday going Someone said to enjoy a week nuclear kenny. And i've also spoken to a few a few expose sporting on the racks and they say like if we went on sunday just could be start. Something special with the old team you know we could go out and win trailer for after but we have to. We have to win the first one. I look at how good we're doing at all divisions in all colds at the moment absolutely brilliant you know like we most You know. I'm when we fight as contested all different grades going forwards all the ladies with delays on. So you know. I'm not into ashamed of in a great performance. The best the best is about to meet. And i'm the best look to them. You know i'm both dated director. Colty owner i. It was just unfortunate was. Yeah would you be going. Restrictions are are are lifting the forty thousand at the match. Really even going up. I'm hoping to go up. I'm like every other pump turned city and county may tickets. Go on to that. No i called a feature. Let's go under that. The county board always has a pair of tickets. Lord mayor goner. This i've ever seen and cl- nick liquefied particular weeks this week saw and listen if they can't miss her archer we get them. Fear short no better. Move your yari. Listen call them. It's great great to give us laugh. And then we look forward to. It would be glued to the. I've told them on at home. On sunday the door would be closed and stay to the front room and never mind the boring roaring no doubt no doubt. I'm quietly confident. We will bring in the involvement in all seriousness. What is the plan for. Monday win or lose like someone saying essay. We have to do something. Would it not be paying and this. Just an idealogue there. We have one of the most modern stadiums now in all of europe. We have a huge media matrix media infrastructure within cocky cuiv. Could we put something on their. Watch on the telly. Tv you know there will be some saw farm on the occasion when those draw and boss backing sake. I know it was suggested that you know There would be large screens. Put up till the past and stuff. I suppose unfortunately republicans lanes we find ourselves in more than limits that two hundred people also. and how. how do you select those two people you know. How do you put a fair. I suppose crocs on dutch. it's very very difficult. It's very unfortunate that we aren't you know way kamar heroes back in the traditional manner that we would be.

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"limerick" Discussed on Cork's 96fm Opinion Line

Cork's 96fm Opinion Line

07:57 min | 1 year ago

"limerick" Discussed on Cork's 96fm Opinion Line

"You would go voters. How would you go search. Yes so essentially. These are called wrongful. Death kisses their Essentially we're legend not Hitch se or good craven. Care homes or public care homes of college or contributed to it. Death by way of their religion Components associate kim within but proven not the care provided was substandard substandard care considered to the transmission of couvert eighteen up the transmission of corporate maintain caused who dance of of residents. Yeah and people have been going forward with various cases. What how long would it take. For example to take a case. Well time really depends on the approach that happens would take Which remains to be seen really You know as liability as Than negotiations can be entered into your fairly early stage. No circumstances keeps us could be settled within a year for example If not disputed kisses are offended that then they'll go on now. Do you need to gather evidence for yourself. I mean groomed. Either things like subpoenas things but but what is the process for gathering evidence. Yeah so cases of this nature will be saved on on the evidence and areas Adams of evidence that will be used in the business Me and one would be medical independent medical evidence and what would happen and say the medical experts would review all the available care records skipping on an provide a report on whether the care will substandard. And whether that's fair caused or contributed to deaths and who would go about obtaining say medical notes like yourselves on behalf of your plant or was your client have to do it for themselves. And what generally we we have done on. Behalf of our clients Some clans how how comcast with medical records many clients have been unable to get medical records. her chrome care homes I that's obviously an issue in itself. And is that what you step in there and then you take some legal roads to get the records. Is that what you do. Yes well particularly in relation to private homes back. They're not They don't have to provide records under the usual. Gdp our regulations that a public hospital. What for example What we say that's incorrect. But in any event we can Obtain records through the normal court process But it's just it it's unfortunate but You know he's push to this in order to to simply kept medical care records. You said that if there's a picture repeat correctly. I think what you said was if there's any kind of admission of liability that things can be central. Del twits relatively quickly a year or maybe slightly longer. But what if there's not. This could be something you could be quite some time pursuing. Yes well in relation to the the individual wrongful death cases You know i brought estimate would be two years if after kiss was to be initiated from the the begun until the of court here and We're also taking a public inquiry into wider issues which we say should happen immediately I dot dot quebec address Waiter systemic failures that religion And in relation to care homes. Now you said that there are. We hear their thirty cases taken at the is part of the process and That someone comes to you and says well. I think that there's a case here. It is the first part of the process. You and your colleagues assessing what's put in front of you and telling the client. Well yeah there is a case here. Let's go for yeah of course You know what we made. We made the plants. Listen to their story If there's merit in their kiss where we live by them. All thoughts as the most the The procedure for for bringing such a case. On what other legal remedies males you'll be available is a costly process at our firm our our current these cases on a critical no basis Because of the nature of the kisses You know we feel. It's the right thing to yeah. A lot of people would feel intimidated by the system. Taking on taking on system taking on the establishment. It's a big opponent to be taking on as as an individual it is. I'm from what we have gathered to. Dip people are really fed up with the system. I really want to to challenge. And that's not just in respect of that. The homes where their loved ones Jose or You know it's amazing to the whiter stomach problems. That that's Families fist respective homes. Do you expect more cases to come to tonight. Cloudy you yes you know. This is a small. A microcosm of what is really at on precedent that level of deaths In the pasta team months So yes i do. Expect more people to come forward. And lastly and briefy and if someone wants to take a case if they're upset with or unhappy with ho something with handled wants the four step. Pick up the phone or send you an email. Yeah that yeah. Pick up the phone and email You know our firm are are are really Taking on kiss by espn. Each kiss is different. So you know. It's important to to hear a declines to see what their individual problems are. Okay alright gender. Thank you very much for taking my call end mcgarity. he's a solicitor with. Pa duffy. just wanted to catch that. They're are quite a number of cases pending question. Number of cases being thought about and considered an authority are already in the process Whether they're go anywhere only time will tell eighteen fifty seven one five nine six billion line on courts six. Fm tonight car the insurance group. Call them now for motor home business farm life on health insurance cork ninety six. Be kind to your mind with gp author and wellness experts. 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"limerick" Discussed on Cork's 96fm Opinion Line

Cork's 96fm Opinion Line

08:07 min | 1 year ago

"limerick" Discussed on Cork's 96fm Opinion Line

"Can we do to help. These people at the moment. Isn't this a colossal failure of foreign policy. The us britain and and nasal this is an international foreign policy. Catastrophe isn't bill. People are leaving the us straight away and we have to remember. It's not just the us that you mentioned nasal new k. The everyone has a role to play in. What's going on when we invaded. In two thousand and one for example there was no exit strategy. It was getting ghettos. There was no nation building strategy in place. There was nothing there to say. We're going to come in and essentially disruptor country a number of difficult to leave so we have a role to play in what is actually going on. At the moment we have to take into consideration in terms of how we act though the blatant administration withdrawing the troops in the way that he did again with any significant plan in place has a massive role to play in this in the current situation that we're facing finally simon coveney of course as we know sits on the security council at the moment what what message should the minister bringing to the table from the irish people. I think the biggest message that we can send to the afghan people is not we see you and we support you dot all we have to do. We have to be seen to be supporting. The people of afghanistan politics is very messy on. It's it's very hard when you're involved in international situations at you a nation all of these things at the base level. We just have to make clear to the people on afghanistan. But we see you on. We are here for you think. That's the biggest message that we can send as a country the mortgage interest natasha. Thanks for being with us on the opinion today. Thank you thank you. That's up to the tesha underhill from kark spent many years based in the uk. Now she's back that shrink at ucsc in their adult and continuing education department eighteen fifty seven one five nine six on courts six fm. The car insurance group call in person or call them now. They just talked to talk. They walk the walk. The oldies irish uncork ninety-six. Fm is the big sunday. Show on your radio show turn it up. I'm take it easy with the best music. Mix for your sunday morning. Welcome to the program. Lovely to be with you on a sunday morning. Irish with gerry o'callaghan. pm. Douglas court shopping centre. They've got everything you need more visit. Douglas course dot e hawks ninety six. Pj coogan seven one five nine nine thanks on ports ninety six fm dwell who is living in ireland boot originally from afghanistan. I mean good morning to you know. Good morning thank you for being with us on the program. How long is it with. You are since you were at home. How long is it since you were ghanistan. I left Aghanistan when he was a very young age. I was about eleven twelve when i left my country. I was in iran for many years and went back to your on on cantrell island. But recently i've been twice For the last one year of being in afghanistan twice recently came back from afghanistan about two weeks ago. and when you see what's unfolding now having been there only a couple of weeks ago. Did anybody see this coming. Not really not that origin so people were waiting for something like this but On the news was showing different things. America was saying different things. The government over there was saying different things people had Not not really a waiting for these days so we were Yeah people have hopes for the united nations united states they they will handover ghanistan peacefully and they hand over the government and all facilities and and and and it goes way not what was life like on under the americans united nations when they were all there. What was how how different had life become. The life was completed was changed since two thousand and one and what i remember it was cha chen and people had hoped to build their country to build their house and lots of refugees when back to afghanistan from iran from tajikistan from pakistan. They went back job understand and they start. Living there they they they. They found little job. There was a little job. There was some money. That's an america put their and but unfortunately with the government. What there wasn't the people government. It was american government people and Running the office which people didn't vote for them so they played a different games. their entire Yet after the last two kids and once you mean is is the government was really just a government supported by america that wasn't really a government of the afghan people. It wasn't a the government. Afghan people not really not really so the people who are running the office. They were all came from america. Most of them and there was a lot of American advisors They they were not given a chance to to the people of afghanistan the two times and they're voting election. It was a fake election and somebody else won the election but america put by by by force somebody else so this is always what we see. Now what was it a good life. Though under that government. I mean it was improving. They expect it was. It was improving different days. It was improving. Yes because there was There was a little money. Yes America put some money and all risk than countries housing to up gun. Some people especially germany and france and many other countries did they were Helping people. But i think in america betrayed to all these That allies and soldiers and their own soldiers on people because by just leaving in the way that they have done. Can you remember. I mean life under the taliban you would younger obviously but what was it like. What can you remember. I i remember a little bit. When i was under the taliban rule and obviously i am very connected I tried many times to disconnect my own from there. But i couldn't I was reading. And i was watching. I the light under the taliban ruled it was extremely sad. An upset at at at and bad so the it was what when i read a few things from orlando if i compare it was state of the charge of state. Let's say two years back three hundred years but everything was ruling by the by the mosques and by the new religious people and and on doors religious people were all take on people and do taking advice from somebody else we watching and and everything so on the taliban rule and and person f the data to to do this. You have you had.

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"limerick" Discussed on Giles Coren Has No Idea

Giles Coren Has No Idea

05:53 min | 1 year ago

"limerick" Discussed on Giles Coren Has No Idea

"Can i present you with actual ed woodley's undiscovered limerick now. This is by saturday. This is going to be an old story bought. Okay let me tell you what the story is. This is a story from. Yesterday was a discovery. There was a young man called lear. Yeah the only quick and then you get into a whole cultural thing so let me let me tell you weighed how to let me tell you what story okay. The discovery and i'm going to kill you was woman. Sorry 'cuse from this country. Call ben a haiti later neck. When we get divorced to cite this as one of the reasons of your unreasonable behavior but i think it divorces unreasonable behavior is like way worse than just trying to say. Limericks fucker says fiona shackleton is up there. I put it to you my lord god. Wouldn't it be great half-an-hour shackleton's divorce lawyer. You've just go in there going evans. Going to be fine okay. Wonderful lyrical shackleton from there was an undiscovered edward. Lear limerick found by a university of nottingham. Phd's phd student. Amy wilcox a student called amy in the british library k. She was a little bit lamey she was to the lou to do a big pooh. Do you know what this is. Such a uniquely westminster boy thing. I remember at school and trying to talk to someone about something and they would do this. And it was absolutely demanding. Okay i played shut up. Okay tell me the quick quick in your time. She knows while she was sifting through some money scripts that were donated to the british library. I fifty zero weber. She noticed some pages written by near to a young englishwoman that he had befriended in italy. I do want to hear. I keep saying case renewing verbal to k. Like mr what say in about getting carried story where a writer of victorian knots and stuff befriended a young woman in italy. Which is for me is just like she was the daughter of a hosiery merchant. I think i think faintly creepy. Who's your emerge hose. Much say sold me so tight so tights so he said edward lear met some met the arrest too tight factory and wrote her weird poem. Which i'm going to read to you now. So basically this woman doing her research in the british library found some limericks new lyrics by yeah it's actually one numeric and it goes like this. There wasn't old man on a bicycle. Trask gonna make life hard. That is hard to find yet by. He's of names was adorned with an icicle but they said if you stop it will certainly drop an abolished. Both you and your gras. You see the famous. Actually all lyrics are shit. For example. There was a young man from quebec who was frozen. It's not his neck. It taught you replied. No it's not that curious man from quebec fuck off. He's such good abe rhyme scheme. The whole thing. You're gonna kill it with all ed liz. Once he just he's only managed to do. There is proof that bicycle runs the bicycle and icicle. But it does go very excited about it. An icicle anyway is what they actually sort of rice ical. They didn't have radicals then. That's what i'd have done. Tricycle thought that papers today would be filling up. No no one's touched it. Because i think basically from edward liz crap because real big on the bbc. Yesterday they did the story and interviewed the woman. She's actually doing research into little known scottish romantic poet and was an but came across his deadliest. Now she goes back to her normal research and this was just by john's but yeah so but as we've seen in lost five ten minutes you're quite good at lyrics limerick also remind me of mattel have really wealthy really. Doesn't like the book matilda. I really really really don't like that but on reading it as an adult mature old. Tc might cold rolled. And he's just hated jews. From when he was young he was a world. Yeah those big nosed anyway. They're not because he's nineteen. I matilda and she makes one one of the scenes in matilda. She stands up and she makes up this limerick and she's just so precocious nauseating really comes down to anyway. But your quite good rhyming. Limericks you know i love it when you write limited steve norris was shaggy. Norris dribble shaggy norris. Norris bent he was the big story is because he would so for example. There was a young voice to called. Boris who had strong taste for doris. His desire for a bird was completely absurd. The randy's tori since norris but it's very funny because remember any well. I think i think you'll mistaking your time's demographic for being several centuries younger than they are. Actually my friend. Edward lear limerick eighteen ninety godson they'll be more measuring me in our kitchen after a short into but to find out what i wrote about in the end why know pick up a subscription to the times and the sunday times and enjoy one month absolutely free just search times coat. Uk ford's nash. Charles coren has no idea. I promise that this will take you to an amazing offer rather than just a website created by ben randomly containing all my bras mistakes. Although i'm sure that exists somewhere is just going to be up to you to find.

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"limerick" Discussed on Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

04:18 min | 1 year ago

"limerick" Discussed on Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

"And no crosswalks for birds passing by the jetsons inspired these cars without tires at last. There's a car that can why. Yes the future car has completed a thirty five minute flight between two airports in slovakia the driver or pilot described the experience as very pleasant local birds described it as a shocking display of cultural appropriation. Was it a plane. Or how do we know one hundred flies. It's a plane look. The car has wings that. Fold in when it's on the road and special windshield wipers to get the geese off. And they're they're a great way to use more gasoline transport. Fewer people more dangerously chang. Yeah here is your next. Limerick diets have all grown to stagnant when foods around. I'm always snagging. I am wiring my jaw to obey causses law by teeth are kept shuts baya magnet. Yes well dental slim. Diet control is a metal weight. Loss device that magnetically locks a patient's upper and lower teeth so they can only open up about two millimeters or as they call it chew millimeters according to researchers it does not restrict speech or breathing. But that's good but encourages weight loss by restricting you to a liquid diet. Perfect milkshakes are liquid just draconian. Yeah if you could do it to other people it would be worth it. Yeah have you ever remote control poop on someone else. All right jen. Here's your last limerick in wisconsin. We bribes to please so our wedding treats melts with much ease when we have the right monger. Our marriage lasts longer with cakes. That are stacked wheels of keys cheese. The latest wedding trend from wisconsin replacing that beautiful tiered wedding cake with a tiered stack of wheels of cheese to be clear. This is not cheesecake. it's cheese instead of cake. Okay you get a wheel of cheese. Put a smaller wheel of cheese on top smaller wheeler cheese on top of that. And so on and you have a decoration. That looks like a wedding cake for a real authentic look cover it and buttercream frosting and a drunk uncle crash into it way too early in the night that does sound like a wisconsin wedding bill. How did fun do what a winner. She is knocking three in a row. Congratulations jen thank you. That was so fun you funded it. Thank you for playing to thanks so much now onto our final game. Lightning fill in the blank. Each of our players will have sixty seconds in which to answer as many fill in the blank questions as they can. Each correct answer is worth two points bill. Can you update us on the scores. I can pull a has to. Peter has to chris stella wait for it as for. Yes yes yes all right you know what. I just flipped a coin in my brain and paula. Would you like to go first. Yeah sure you and heater tied for second place. You're going to go first. The clock will start when i begin. Your first question to clark will start faith when i say. Start the clock. She never treats. This is league on wednesday. The house voted to approve.

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"limerick" Discussed on WBEZ Chicago

WBEZ Chicago

01:54 min | 1 year ago

"limerick" Discussed on WBEZ Chicago

"He's just glad the vaccinators was the flat land Taylor here Kelly is your next limerick. We will send in a force that comeback are pestilence horde of wild rants. Soon felines will reach North Avenue Beach. We have set out an army of AP gets it is yes, Cats, A Chicago organization is addressing the city's rat problem by releasing 1000 feral cats on the city's streets. But wait Wouldn't have 1000 feral cats also be a problem. Don't worry. That's where the 1000 wild dogs. I love that Chicago. I mean, I haven't lived there in a while, but clearly they have just flat out given up. I'm running like a livable city. Forget all that. You know the stuff that people usually say about it, But this whole, like, let's just throw a bunch of cats or the rats thing. It seems like it seems like Mayor Lightfoot is really scraping the bottom of the barrel there. Okay, Kelly. Here's your last Limerick. It's insane. How much money I've got? You should see the new boat that I've bought. No masts. Make it proper. I can't land my chopper. So I got a small yacht for my yes. Got a shot for a yacht. Jeff Bezos has so much money. He bought a yacht for his yacht. This is totally true. His new yacht is longer than a football field and comes with its own smaller yacht. Yes, we will finally be able to see a baby yacht roaming the open seas with its mother again. It's his healing, Phil. How did Kelly do? She nailed every single one..

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"limerick" Discussed on Keep Calm and Cauliflower Cheese Podcast

Keep Calm and Cauliflower Cheese Podcast

07:56 min | 2 years ago

"limerick" Discussed on Keep Calm and Cauliflower Cheese Podcast

"Okay. So let's open the antique anglo. Ach so in the anglo and got this week we have some more foods We have the bird's-eye custody trifle So basically for all of our listeners. All around the world who did not travelers at the bottom. You have canned fruit. That has jello and jelly. And then there's a layer of English custard in the middle and then it's whipped cream on top and you have lashings of sherry. I remember many years ago. My mother will attest to this are is at school. And they were serving trifle and the gentleman who was serving it In gave me a dollop of this trifle. And i said i do. Hope this sherry in it sir. My mother always put sherry in the costed. Seventy one like sasa i one bird's-eye custard a trifle custard. And then i never remember this but capris did instant mashed potato now. I know that was an advert where there were basically robots doing the smash potato And they were making this robert sip-it like cement mashed potato and that was something that we ate in the as well instant mashed potato and then you had the delicious caramel banana flavored angel. Delight is basically for americans pudding and it's a powder mixed it with milk stirred it up. And then i think. Let it in the fridge for a little bit. And you have the most delicious pudding the caramel or or salted caramel whatever. It was and the banana flavor. Were out of this world. It was like heaven heaven in a little glass bowl and all the other children in the eighties. Were were eating that but the best of all legs gentlemen. Let me introduce you to via natta. Now i think we have via netter every sunday during During the summer is an ice cream. Basically and it was layers of creamy Vanilla ice cream with very slender pieces of dark chocolate spread all the way through. It was like an dot chocolate bars and chocolate on top. We've creamy vanilla ice cream and let it melted a little bit because you don't want to completely frozen and it was absolutely delicious and some of the people on twitter would say in celebration also the vetter always sought the annetta. Look like cuttlefish vice versa. thursday night always shopping night. Vinet gone by eight o'clock It was supposed to lost to wake lived on these during three power cut. Three power cuts. We just left them outside the floor out. Veneta was only served in a sunday dinner. it was a classier ice cream any other night. It was the awful vanilla from the plastic tub and a mate with trying to impress a girl invited around for a meal border veneta for pudding but left it in his bag and it started to melt. He genuinely believed that if he stuck it in the freezer reconfigure and it did not Every time we went to my aunt betty's it was the pudding choice then at a hands down hands up everybody who spent ages trying to cut through the bottom layer frozen chocolate before realizing it was the brown plastic tray. So there we go. That's the Antique anglo ark. This week we have veneta bird's-eye Trifle and we had the angel delight delicious dessert three marvelously. Nine hundred eighty s desserts. So thank you very much. Listening to the podcast is been a momentous week. The world changes week. Isn't it so nice to have boring game either. The boring Regiments have government going on as normal without hysteria twitter 'isms and everything else. So we had all twenty one limerick salute for the irish heritage of joe biden. And thank you very much. For listening to the podcast. This week we did ever touch on. Liz hurley's bikini marmalade exploits. We didn't touch on me trying to reintroduce the perfect baked potato. We have time next week. Folks we have plenty of time. We have all the time in the world to discuss The wondrous Baked potato and how you should cook it. abbas hurley making marmalade in a bikini. Which i think. I'm going to try this week and then i'm going to maybe a champagne marmalade in a in a in probably a man caney bar style this week and hopefully there won't be any smattering without a doubt. But it's been lovely to have you here Lovely to have you on the podcast. This week keep coming cauliflower cheese and cheese on twitter at keep coming cauliflower cheese on instagram likened subscribe. i'm across spotify apple music Also i'm a shoot in iheart radio pandora everywhere people everywhere and yes logging. Enjoy it I mean it may be something. Maybe i could send you a sleep at night. If you're insomniac it could be. It could be the you know the better than the sound machine. Although i have to say my love did get a sound machine and the crackling. Fire the crackling fire is absolutely delightful and it makes me sleep. The baby and i highly recommend the sound machine if you have trouble sleeping and is absolutely wondrous invention but that's been the podcast We all going to finish with a never shameless heaney poem. One of biden's favorites to to close the day. It's bell doug they just keep turning up and were ford as those foreign one eyed and benign. They lie about his house. Cranston's out of a ball to lift the lid of the pete and find this pupil dreaming of neolithic wheat when he stripped off blanket bog soft piled centuries. Open like a glib there. Were the first plough marks. The stone age fields the tomb call beld turfed and chambered flawed with writer. Comb landscape fossilized stonewall patterns repeated before our eyes and the stonewalls of mayo. Before i turned to go. We talked about persistence. A congruence of lives. How stubbed and cleared a stones. His home accrued growth rings of i in flint and bronze. So i talked of moss balm a bogus. Nightline name but moss. He crossed my old homes music with all the strains of norse. I told its foundation with mutable sound. And how i could derive fort route from the ground. Make born of english. Fort applauses warden mound oils find sanctuary and think of it as irish bacillus sistan. If out warm but the north's ring on your tree. I pass through the eye of the clun grist to the ancient mill. And in my mind. I saw a world tray of balance. Stones korans piles like vertebrae the marrow crushed grounds. They'll be back again next week. For two podcasts. Friday and saturday For now it's Ofwat and have a lovely week. Be safe out there and enjoy the new hope..

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Yarning & Darning, Meatloaf Catapult, naughty Limericks, Raptor piles. - burst 7

Keep Calm and Cauliflower Cheese Podcast

15:53 min | 2 years ago

Yarning & Darning, Meatloaf Catapult, naughty Limericks, Raptor piles. - burst 7

"Newspapers. And we them to a trump or indeed a trombone. And so i i up on the ocoee. This This session we have women. Crates genderless pack of playing cards so at queen trump king So in the day and age where we're conscientious and i'm passionate about gender equality. Have you ever stopped to wonder why. The male monarchs still trump's queen in a pack of cards. This is something that doesn't sit right with a twenty three year old indian. Melnick says she decided to take matters into her hands. The forensic psychology graduate spent a while thinking about how she can make a change after a lot of trialing creating agenda listen race neutral deck of cards king queen and jack instead replaced with gold silver and bronze the gupta modern set of cards of the modern world. If we have the skyrocketed the king is worth more than the queen and this subtle inequality influences people in their daily lives. But it makes me think though is the joker the joke i mean would he be like a unit. Would he be genderless. So there'd be no bell shaking his head. How does one play old made. Now could all may be an old queen maybe Maybe it's just all three contract and the data shown off the incredible harry potter theme secret. Hideaway cry different. Dalton the cupboard under the stairs his creation is far from the dusty room full of spiders. Harry called his bedroom and does the household with dad finishing the project in time to unveil it to his eight year old daughter at christmas. The outside of the cup is decorated with portrayed and the fat lady who caused the engines to griffin tower with visitors having to know the correct password to gain access the dole then swings open to reveal raven clo- flag the house in which is door to assorted into and the floating candles hanging from the ceiling. But i'm just thinking the dad is correct. Corrected is wondrous harry potter kingdom for his daughter. They can have to have an extension especially for hagrid. Who's a slightly wider. Wizard and a chinese restaurant owned has been praised for extremely honest menu descriptions before taking the plunge in ordering food from a new restaurant. People often look at reviews. Tripadvisor google But what you expect to see the only the restaurant leaving their own critique But fair gang fe avant die in montreal. Canada prefers to give customers extremely honest opinions of his food. The menu was shed by finding the restaurant came and the user praised the owner for keeping it. Real so with the orange beef the owners words comparing it to our general south chicken. This one is not good anyway. I'm not a big fan of north american chinese food and not say your call if you're going to choose it so the owner also revealed that he's not a fan of the sweet and spicy pork strikes for this different version. He used a eaten at university. In china I would hate him to describe the essence of prom balls his menu as sarcasm a lot more sour than sweet with added msg and the woman. Hsieh's genius liberal attest to find out if your partner is cheating. A woman has been praised for fbi levels of investigation after sharing hilarity. Simple method discovery. If you're never gonna has been unfaithful us. It's more than one point. Seven million followers and discovered clip the captioned how to fund it. If you man's cheating is wrapped more than twelve million views she lady. If you want to find out if your guys cheating on you get yourself and roll it all over the carpet. Andrew andrew. The news of the lint roller over the floor in bedrooms boyfriends bedroom picking up plenty of dust along the way appear to be a few strands of red hair has impossible to spot before i mean in this case i mean what what happens if it was the most impressive red headed hound. The nova scotia duck tolling. She had one of those in the pack and could be picking up the red hair off the carpet and it was a nova scotia. Duck tolling retriever. Who has been locks as well or maybe. The boyfriend had some sort of poodle. Perversion and the manny changes his name to selene on. After having far too much to drink a thirty year old man decided to change. Name to selene dion. After having too many glasses of wine thomas dot otherwise known as slain. Had the idea while watching the canadian series concerts. He thought it'd be great idea to pay eighty-nine eighty nine dollars officially take her name but completely forgot about The official depot documents landed this wednesday On his doorstep and really and the found out that he had actually whilst drunk changes name to indeed celine dion Apparently had had enough wine to sink. The titanic the and he just said salabi. My heart will go on But he certainly didn't feel like he was king of the world after that and oscar mayer is hiring. Hotdog is dry. The of bill. Have you been looking for something that will stand out on your resume. Are you the kind of person who wants to work your buns off while meeting hotdog fans across the country or maybe history into jarring driving away com. This could be your lucky day. Because is looking to hire new approve hotdogs to drive the oscar mayer wiener mobile the chicago-based companies looking for recent college graduates to take a one year. Pay job crisscrossing the country in a long long twenty foot long hot joke shaped vehicle. I mean you might need bernie to come along and sanitize the wiener mobile It may not be a good example to encourage hot dogging especially when hot peppers or pickles are involved and a bodybuilder is married. A sex though revealed she tragically broke just before christmas. Yuri took all go from. Kazakhstan is now waiting to see if his wife called. Margot can be repaired in time. A just after christmas. She's broken now. she's being repaired. She's in another city when she recovers big gift for both of us. He did explain how margot that he married. The sex dole got broken. And i guess in this case it was a sex. Wasn't just for christmas so there were no trusted frolics for him. Maybe next time he should try. Would've not crocodile certainly more wooden in the bedroom and indeed have a capsule jaw and south carolina couple accused of having sex and a two hundred foot. Tall ferris wheel is facing lewdness charge of public lewdness and the incident was captured on video. Which police allegedly found uploaded on a porn site. Eric and laurie harmon or both arrested. Charges of indecent exposure The record shine police found the gio having sex in a glass chamber in the landmark Be sky will but apparently there had sex on the other Rides as well. I mean this case. I mean in this case. They were caught dilling on the dipper. Fiddling on the ferris. Luckily there were no cotton candy or sticky toffee apples involved. Apparently they did feel that they had the patent pass which was access to lara's and finally the first preserved dinosaur bottle is perfect and unique paleontologist said the first dina. Dinosaur battle ever discovered the shedding light. Where the sun doesn't shine the discovery reveals how dinosaurs use this multi-purpose opening scientifically known as the local vent off all all three items here number one two and breeding as well the dinosaurs dairy so preserved research. You could see the remnants a small bulges on its back door which my house musky scent glands. The reptile possibly used during courtship. I mean in this case. I wonder if these press stark poopers ever had hemorrhoids. It could it could indeed be a ruptured raptor. Okay okay so we have. The twenty-first limerick in the twenty one salute for the president joe biden. And i think we we do we do without a doubt have to do a a desert. there's no doubt we have to do. We have to do one of the ones. There was a young lady named hitchen who was scratching across in the kitchen. Her mother said rose. It's a crabs. I suppose she said yes in. The bug is rich in okay. So let's open the antique anglo. Ach so in the anglo and got this week we have some more foods We have the bird's-eye custody trifle So basically for all of our listeners. All around the world who did not travelers at the bottom. You have canned fruit. That has jello and jelly. And then there's a layer of English custard in the middle and then it's whipped cream on top and you have lashings of sherry. I remember many years ago. My mother will attest to this are is at school. And they were serving trifle and the gentleman who was serving it In gave me a dollop of this trifle. And i said i do. Hope this sherry in it sir. My mother always put sherry in the costed. Seventy one like sasa i one bird's-eye custard a trifle custard. And then i never remember this but capris did instant mashed potato now. I know that was an advert where there were basically robots doing the smash potato And they were making this robert sip-it like cement mashed potato and that was something that we ate in the as well instant mashed potato and then you had the delicious caramel banana flavored angel. Delight is basically for americans pudding and it's a powder mixed it with milk stirred it up. And then i think. Let it in the fridge for a little bit. And you have the most delicious pudding the caramel or or salted caramel whatever. It was and the banana flavor. Were out of this world. It was like heaven heaven in a little glass bowl and all the other children in the eighties. Were were eating that but the best of all legs gentlemen. Let me introduce you to via natta. Now i think we have via netter every sunday during During the summer is an ice cream. Basically and it was layers of creamy Vanilla ice cream with very slender pieces of dark chocolate spread all the way through. It was like an dot chocolate bars and chocolate on top. We've creamy vanilla ice cream and let it melted a little bit because you don't want to completely frozen and it was absolutely delicious and some of the people on twitter would say in celebration also the vetter always sought the annetta. Look like cuttlefish vice versa. thursday night always shopping night. Vinet gone by eight o'clock It was supposed to lost to wake lived on these during three power cut. Three power cuts. We just left them outside the floor out. Veneta was only served in a sunday dinner. it was a classier ice cream any other night. It was the awful vanilla from the plastic tub and a mate with trying to impress a girl invited around for a meal border veneta for pudding but left it in his bag and it started to melt. He genuinely believed that if he stuck it in the freezer reconfigure and it did not Every time we went to my aunt betty's it was the pudding choice then at a hands down hands up everybody who spent ages trying to cut through the bottom layer frozen chocolate before realizing it was the brown plastic tray. So there we go. That's the Antique anglo ark. This week we have veneta bird's-eye Trifle and we had the angel delight delicious dessert three marvelously. Nine hundred eighty s desserts. So thank you very much. Listening to the podcast is been a momentous week. The world changes week. Isn't it so nice to have boring game either. The boring Regiments have government going on as normal without hysteria twitter 'isms and everything else. So we had all twenty one limerick salute for the irish heritage of joe biden. And thank you very much. For listening to the podcast. This week we did ever touch on. Liz hurley's bikini marmalade exploits. We didn't touch on me trying to reintroduce the perfect baked potato. We have time next week. Folks we have plenty of time. We have all the time in the world to discuss The wondrous Baked potato and how you should cook it. abbas hurley making marmalade in a bikini. Which i think. I'm going to try this week and then i'm going to maybe a champagne marmalade in a in a in probably a man caney bar style this week and hopefully there won't be any smattering without a doubt. But it's been lovely to have you here Lovely to have you on the podcast. This week keep coming cauliflower cheese and cheese on twitter at keep coming cauliflower cheese on instagram likened subscribe. i'm across spotify apple music Also i'm a shoot in iheart radio pandora everywhere people everywhere and yes logging. Enjoy it I mean it may be something. Maybe i could send you a sleep at night. If you're insomniac it could be. It could be the you know the better than the sound machine. Although i have to say my love did get a sound machine and the crackling. Fire the crackling fire is absolutely delightful and it makes me sleep. The baby and i highly recommend the sound machine if you have trouble sleeping and is absolutely wondrous invention but that's been the podcast We all going to finish with a never shameless heaney poem. One of biden's favorites to to close the day. It's bell doug they just keep turning up and were ford as those foreign one eyed and benign. They lie about his house. Cranston's out of a ball to lift the lid of the pete and find this pupil dreaming of neolithic wheat when he stripped off blanket bog soft piled centuries. Open like a glib there. Were the first plough marks. The stone age fields the tomb call beld turfed and chambered flawed with writer. Comb landscape fossilized stonewall patterns repeated before our eyes and the stonewalls of mayo. Before i turned

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"limerick" Discussed on Keep Calm and Cauliflower Cheese Podcast

Keep Calm and Cauliflower Cheese Podcast

07:18 min | 2 years ago

"limerick" Discussed on Keep Calm and Cauliflower Cheese Podcast

"I've got a new puppy man. The crofting incurring roasted response to the diy dude. The middle management reform laid off off the company restructured early. Copa de found a working as delivery. Darfur uber now political correctness in the time of the man had a massive his wife when he quarter attempting to hide this god damn packages in the recycling off both wishing officially sworn off frame things away. Not recycling can seriously considering keeping chickens man his wife is expressly forbidden him to get grounds brought chickens on the grounds of It's a gateway to get goats and then the man who definitely had it lost february. Not that he's taking a test need to just knows you know case. We have game if historical tender where we take a despot or slightly unconvincing leader. And we decide is he. Acts the guillotine going to swing left or right. Are they gonna escape. Do they have any other forms of delegtation like a over cessive compulsive disorder. Or maybe their opponent or something along those lines histories them and richard the second unlike richard. The third has a good reason to feel grateful toward shakespeare who portrayed to stop in the incompetent. Monaco tragic figure to get circumstances and of offers of machinations rather than the veins self-regarding design downfall. The actually was Learning nothing from the disasters precedent of edward the second richard richard the second alienated the nobility by gathering a bunch of cronies around him and ended up in confrontation with parliament over demand. Money is rain descended into game of political maneuvers. The between himself and is much more able impressive uncle. John of gaunt who Degenerating gory grudge. Match between richard and the five yards repellent who me had killed or forced into exile richard Might have redeemed himself by at prowess of war or administration but he possessed neither henry bloomberg's cure thirty ninety nine illegal. Though it was no doubt was an end to riches disastrous reign. Richard the second has defenders nowadays who doubtless take issue of inclusion competent less. But it's really little to say for him as a ruler so strolling around the neighborhood a little bit earlier today and it'd be obviously people have signs up for whistles sales and one coma. I wish i thought was very weird. I thought must have been sums. Dispelling mistake but i saw etched onto this board yawn sale. Now i thought must be odd. So by what. Fervor of the road and An eye sore Is said yom sale again and this made me think you know first of all my my whole campaign to bring back the thrash thriftiness as difficult to say with or without your teeth. In by the way all of dawning. So i think why not yawning downing. I think it would be absolute fantastic. it's like wining and dining for the more thrifty. Gen z crude. Don't drink don't do drugs and probably never have any of the nookie on the side so yawning and donning a. It could be very suburban suburban. Dan but probably But as john sales massive huge john so that sorta said but it made me think maybe we've reached it could be it could have. We could be this close to the apocalypse that all men in denver have decided to shave off their bids. And they're back here and made it into yan to make blanket. The winter won't for the homeless so all the bids all these ridiculous beds that people have granted the years and lockdown have been made into blankets or sweaters or shoals okada guns. I mean wouldn't that be fantastic and this is. Why is now an uptick in the amount of yawn that there is in colorado the moment this is why the having a huge huge on sale because it is basically is his people is the bob ross in back head being shaved off and now we have excess fluffing hair. I mean it's not even spring. Birds cannot make nests out of this hat said people making antion and it may be. It may be considered that joe exotic. The tiger king should cut off his mallet. And make it into a give it you can make joe exotics mallard into a set a into a sweater. There's more waterproof grease in those in those locks than lambswool. I mean you you could probably you could probably wild swim in a lake or a notion and not get wet at all the so greece it would. Just it's like a bird's bill or goose's bill. It would just run off the summit greece in those logs. I mean i do think that you know with this huge increase in yawn and the hope and prayer that all these ridiculous bids being shaved off that now We could use these bids making blankets and mullet sweaters. Mullet sweaters could become a delicacy. Okay here we go again with the limerick so we've had the auditor and and this is a seventeen. This is a seventeenth limerick. We have going here and let's do it. Never another a quartet. I think a flea and fly in a flu will imprison. So what could they do. Set the fly lettuce flay let us fly said the flea so they flew for a floor in the flu. That's brilliant so that's seventy number eighteen. The turtlenecks twisted dax practically conceals its sex. I think it's clever. The turtle in such a fixed to be so fertile are able to hop back to these disgrace. Naughty deti desi limericks here there once was a bomb age from val tattoos on that checks the price of ale and on behind for the sake of the blind was the same information in braille. And so yeah so we got to. We've seventeen eighteen ninety and and do one more will do twenty and then we'll finish the show off and a little bit with number twenty one. Okay number twenty. This is in celebration. The twenty-one limerick salute there once was a made from across canada pretty young oss not pretty in pink. You might think but was gray. Had long as an eight cross there. We go ladies and gentlemen. That's number twenty okay. Another session of trump trombone. 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"limerick" Discussed on Keep Calm and Cauliflower Cheese Podcast

Keep Calm and Cauliflower Cheese Podcast

06:58 min | 2 years ago

"limerick" Discussed on Keep Calm and Cauliflower Cheese Podcast

"Also we have The first preserved dinosaur battle. That's going to be of trump trombone preserved darnold dinosaur battle at. Also i'm chuck. Schumer had a little bit of a faux pas on the senate floor as he took over leadership of a senate. So we'll be. I'm sure delving into that as well and that's not glorious nuts nuts that the healthiest things. You can pop your mouth. We'll be looking at the gorgeous nece and nutritional valley of nuts coming on the podcast today. So there's been a shocking discovery. Electric eels hunting packs a five day boat trip up. The river deepen the amazon rainforest. There's a small brown lake that the bottom hit into the sludgy mud a more than one hundred electric eels egypt of four feet. Long do things that ill shouldn't do. They hunt in a pack for most of the day law. Still while above them. Tropical fish swim but in the jungle twilight those supposedly solitary animals come together in. Swirling churning mashes massive hurting the fish into tighter and tighter balls until they're ready to that them with eight hundred sixty volts of electricity. The behavior recorded for the first time changes our view of the nature of we should generally viewed as loners not only i was surprised to electricals coordinating hunting. It was surprised to see the fish Doing any kind of things like this. Only nine of a species known to do it. This is an extraordinary discovery. David to santana at the smithsonian national museum of national history. Nothing like this has ever been documented. Electric ills hunting in groups is pretty common amongst mammals but is very rare and fishes so they basically ads turn their prey. Fish prey into jellied jelly Not the jelly deals. You get Opposite over at east end. I mean sticking on the subject of eels it may be did mamie thing as a of course. The butlers mind is very curious and wonders in very fertile directions. As per usual. But i talked about the jelly deals. You see in the east end of london. So i mean a lot of people think. America's isn't to say. How do you eat these. How how do we kidney soup. How nathan how on earth do you eat blood pudding. The black white pudding absolately an abomination of culinary delights in the black pudding. Laura over the spotted dick but she's a sponge. Put it with raisins in it. Basically with often you have custody. Tom but the jelly deals are a traditional english. Dish originated in the eighteenth century primarily east end of london. The dish consists of chop deals boiled in the spice stock. The the loud to colon set for me a jelly and is eating cold. I guess into a little bit catholic. You hunting the eels to make into this eastern delicacy. Their hunting and falls or fives. You could You could get nasty stig on the backside without a doubt so you had a little bit more cautious and stealthy when it comes to when it comes to hunting the ails. The ale is cheap and nutritious readily available food source of the people of london. European eels Once common in the thames was set up as an driver into london itself nilles became a staple for london's poor the earliest known ale pie and mash houses opened in london. Eighteen century. So you have you can have You know jelly deals and mashed potato and So basically jelly deal pie mash At the end of the second world war there were one hundred il pie. Mash houses in london nineteen ninety-five. There were eighty seven now. The sole in some of this capital static tests in shops and supermarkets the water quality. The thames has improved greatly since the nineteen sixties and is now suitable for the recolonisation of sales. So i i wanna you know. Do you think the the e. u. bureau pineal is maybe slightly bent or crooked or do you think the british he'll is a little bit more crooked than the european l. I mean these rules and regulations. Do you need a stray ale or is a is a crooked. He'll just as good when it's jelly. I mean night The dishes traditionally prepared in the freshwater ills. Native britain typically is a chopped into rounds border. More vinegar made fish dot with not leg. Lemon juice allowed to call the and is naturally gelatinous. I mean. can you imagine the child's birthday party when you're serving jelly jello an ice cream. If you have a scoop of jelly deal instead i made. It could cause an uproar. Let me you could become you become ostracized out of a community for serving Know cops or scoops of jelly instead of Rocky road or vanilla bean or something but there we go. That's jellied eels. So next time hunting the jellied eels. Be careful. always look behind you. Okay let's do a trio or quartet of limericks now in the twenty one limerick salute the new president and his heritage. So let's have a thing here we shall we say yeah. Let's do a couple of do. Let's do to clean ones and to dirty ones k. Wonderful bird is the pelican his can hold more than his belly cam. He can hold it in his beak and food for a week though. I'm damned if i know how the helicopter got. There was a young battle of old matches these garments were always in patches when comments arose in the state of clothes she replied when itches ice scratches. Clean one so we have a couple of clean one so we had. We had thirteen fourteen. Fifteen and sixteen now in in celebration of our All limerick olympic game limerick celebration here and we have a couple of dirty ones now. The people that i won't reading the limits in advance so is being broadcast shocked by the content of the lyrics. And then true i was. I mean i. I knew the lady of nantucket but i never remembered the ending of the lady untuckit so i do apologize but i think i added to myself as i went along there once was a man named. Oh do you so little red spots. On his his doctor cynic get out of my clinic and.

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"limerick" Discussed on Keep Calm and Cauliflower Cheese Podcast

Keep Calm and Cauliflower Cheese Podcast

08:33 min | 2 years ago

"limerick" Discussed on Keep Calm and Cauliflower Cheese Podcast

"One. And all its chappie the british butler. And i'm here yet again the key calm and cauliflower cheese now we did have An independent order judicata. I lost awesome to go through. How many of the Limericks been through an all twenty one limerick salute to joe biden celebrating his irish heritage. And we actually got. I believe the next limit will be number. Thirteen lucky unlucky for some. We'll see so that's continuing little salute to the new president. Held the chief in the form of a lyric. And then also i often to sort of back count how many episodes of keep coming cauliflower cheese. We half and this is actually episode number fifty five. They been for all of them. Because i know we do have a mathematical error. Sometimes when it comes to accounting number of podcasts. Dan but this is actually the fifty fifth episode of keep coming cauliflower. Cheese and dow's i'm humble butler i'm in colorado. I spent most the might time. Donning socks The master to the house wants me to be a little bit more thrifty and And that's what i do here. Here at chaffee towels and i believe in incredibly hot on. I believe in very strong. T i don't reuse teabags so no double tea bagging in this household and And you're very welcome him. A cup of tea lay back. Sit down wrestlers weary legs and enjoy. The podcast is like i see it almost as a you know how you like. I don't know if you have a cough massage before but this podcast a little bit like a cough massage. It's a rigorous cough message just to get the blood flowing again and that's really what this podcast is to get the blood flowing through the coughs again and any other region that you need flowing So we doing to pod costs every week now. And it's almost like a dynamic gio podcasts So it's but batman and robin. I would say but is probably not a tough batman and robin is probably more. The adam. west is little campus. Cabal ca punk you know been bash. Boom you know all of those going on. That's the sort of That's the sort of superhero podcast. We are a little cheesy slightly camp and we do like to wear Full stocking outfits so very very tight and utility belt preferably yellow and and arava flailing cape. That's the sort of podcast. We all So anyway you know. And also i mean something i if you if you have any cuticle problems in the course of in the we. This is the perfect time to pluck ones cubicles during the during the that you know the hour long hours so long podcasts that we have had x. cuticle trimming so welcome along and as i said is absolutely delicious. Happy here and some of the things that we may or may not be talking about today. We've we're gonna have a historical tend to competition we're reopening the anglo anglo antique arc where we're looking at foods from yesteryear. How could we eat some of these things. How could we have some of these things in the house. That's what the anglo anti-god is about and some of the things that we may be looking at. I found a new vessel a new vessel. You component for slingshot or catapult. Be introducing you to that. Why do people run so erratically. Why do they. Why do they have improve that posture when they run. We'll be looking at that as well. I saw very strange sign up in. The neighborhood is well. It made me thinking it made me started me thinking and and and it really is something that i'm being trying to reintroduce to the audio world out there at the moment and it came true today rang true. It was almost like a nostradamus prediction on this sign. And we'll be looking at that later. Also something else that's gone missing. In a bygone age. They used to many of these things. Where are they gone. A bit of a mystery for you. We'll be examining that as well. I know very very mysterious. Mysterious title shot type of butler today and also we never looked at subliminal playlist. Yesterday we never talked about the baked potato. We never talked about liz hurley. Actually she actually has a vat of marmalade cooking and she makes it in a bikini. What else would you are. Why even wear a penny just put the bikini on make steaming. Hot molten hot marmalade. I do like an orange marmalade. Eye like to thickest shred in the mall later don't like it to better. I like sit of slavery pieces in there Sort of a golden shred typist fail so not to manley type of marmalade. Is mikey when it comes to when it comes to. The marmalade always triple the butter. Though people who asked me how you triple butter well put a load of butter on but inaba butter on let it melt then another knob and then a knob so three knobs in total on the butter to do the triple buttery and as i said we haven't we do. We do have quite a busy show here and covert and masculinity are you to new puppy man or zoom daddy Never covered apres ski yesterday. My people's eight cheese sandwiches seventeen weeks would peck follow the drill to avoid getting stuck And also frogs wave hello to attract males female frogs do. That's the question. Maybe we'll see that later. Flight attendant claims you never drink these beverages on an aeroplane. I know we talked about the flight attendant on abo max go more sat and also something else that i absolutely found delightful very disturbing very disturbing. It's about charles sobhraj fhimah serial killer. Who who was in asia in bangkok also in a poll called the serpent coming to net flix very soon. But you can watch it on the bbc at the moment. is also very very delicious and very risque beautifully shot and The soundtracks to die for and the close to but pretty uncomfortable not uncomfortable to say the least and also we're going to have some trump trombone as well six unusual whiskies to by the burns nights burns like is it today. I don't i. I'll check that and i'll get back to you in a while. Also keep off the grass council pleads as pampas goes viral and instagram. also we're going to look at the power nap. Boris johnson is very very part of the power app less red meat and more green vegetables halls. Risk of fatty liver disease as well. Then what is trump's. Got this obsession with the village. People with ymca. He loves it you know. Do you think trump will be. The policeman will be the. Will you be native american chief or possibly a construction worker. He has on a visa and decides not to pay for twenty years. Anyway so again. A jam-packed jam packed show. I don't think we ever talked about the pop pizza chain The gentleman who's selling pizza that has marijuana in it We didn't We didn't look at that yesterday. as part of the as part of the podcast and.

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"limerick" Discussed on Keep Calm and Cauliflower Cheese Podcast

Keep Calm and Cauliflower Cheese Podcast

16:40 min | 2 years ago

"limerick" Discussed on Keep Calm and Cauliflower Cheese Podcast

"Girl in terms of the dialogue. But it's a fabulous show. It's a little murder mystery. It has some dark comedy moments and Worth awash definitely so. Also we're going to have some trump trombone and we'll have an enigmatic english eccentric coming on the way on verve race team. Podcast is episode number fifty four. Keep coming lavar cheese again. So in celebration of joe. Biden's inauguration overseas irish heritage. We're going to have twenty one limerick salute today so the name limerick takes back to five sixty one. Ad is not clear when the are sitting became associated with the verse. form in nine. Seventy seven The loss norse viking king of limerick known as either the limerick dies. Richard the second or sir richard thirst and eleven ninety seven better known as richard lot grants the city of limerick. Its first charter. saint thomas aquinas. Maeve written the first limerick prayer in latin in twelve twenty five and thirteen hundred the ancient anglo saxon old english poem. Summer is a common also known as the cuckoo song is limited like will light. Thirteen twenty two limerick like poem. The line is though wunderlich. Strong is one of the oldest such poems the extent and in fifteen Thirty three queen. Elizabeth credited for writing about the daughter of debate and And then in nineteen sixty five The first irishman fellow ver after drinking ten pint of guinness and reciting rav aboard limerick. Well that's probably maybe two hundred years later than it should have been But that we're going to be celebrating. joe biden with a twenty one Limerick salute today and we We kickoff food this one. There was a young lady named bright. Who travelled much faster than light. She set one day in a relative way and then came back the previous night. Okay so we have all twenty one. Limerick salute to joe biden. We're going to miss mix the dirty with the with the clean hair. Some of these ones would need like a ton of oxy clean to get them clean. they're so dirty. The president's loud process station on his fall to the interns temptation. This affair still moral as long as are all straight screwing. I save for the nation and okay. This one is absolutely. I know it's it's absolutely apartment. I don't all right so let's a look at the once was a man from untuckit. Who's dickerson long. He could suck it. He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin. If my were. I could it okay. Pretty pretty nasty and then Loft on the dirty brigade for now. This is all four. There once was a man called. Sweeney who somehow spill gene on his weenie. Just to be couth. He added vermouth and then slipped his date. A martini people being pulling the wool over my eyes. So people said that prince. Harry went to joe. Biden's inauguration prince. Harry may live in california but he still made a cameo of sorts on. Joe biden's inauguration day in virginia off the biden swearing ceremony in washington dc. He headed to arlington cemetery. Tell everything to the unknown soldier. John davidson staff member. Bill clinton shared a snap on twitter. The former president with his hand on biden shoulder and the around wife hillary clinton and in the background. The show was a large photo with prince. Harry the image was Of gca sussex from his twenty thirty visit the united states which included a visit to arlington cemetery So he wasn't even that but people said he was that harry was i. I didn't think you all's. I think it was just the pitcher but anyway i mean i imagine maybe a photoshop pitcher bernie sanders and his mittens. Next prince haruna absolutely wonderful mittens. Who other bernie Fabulous spended mittens a. I've got a very similar. That are i'm harris tweed and all of oh send you some of those over from from my dad's my dad's farm shop immediately can send those over to bernie and they'll keep you warm fremont winter you know old chap and the lovely to be here on such an auspicious occasion so chest out great pm flaunted and vaccine photocall. If there's any doubt in your mind how hard it is to be a middle aged international statesman long comes yet another challenge the high pressure covid nineteen vaccination photocall one of calls have it easy unfairly. Kamala harris just breezed up to the vaccine with loose blouse and an arm and she hoped it up to get the job job done harrison fill the need to come in a form fitting shirt But there's no simulation that the patient needs to be semi nude. The medic. Didn't not tap the needle as instruc- now looked like tom selleck on the beach in one thousand nine three and that's exactly what the prime minister of greece mid so's takas. The prime minister of greece had dumfries vaccine chair. He basically had a missed. Nineteen eighties a fitted. Pierre cardin shut That showed off his rippling muscles and had the problem and he couldn't so tight he couldn't get it over his shoulder. So i had to take the buddy thing off. Now i mean. I don't think i'm going to have to have a photo call when i have. My vaccine is highly unlikely. But i'm just gonna probably wear loose loose-fitting cardigan that i can roll up the sleeve and i suggest that probably when boris johnson donald trump Going get a vaccine to they. Were something very similar. I wouldn't wear the tight fitting shirt that are that are different. Miss asakusa was wearing the day. I mean he has I mean i was gonna site baywatch bald but David hasselhoff would be a jealous of this of this six. Pack is As not a they always say. There's no meter therapy. And in this case. That's definitely the case. So the reynaud embodied nine hundred seventies vava is back in the electric air to cool. Things happened in nine hundred. Seventy david bowie became ziggy stardust. And i do apologize in advance. I know that one of my very loyal lovely listeners doesn't like david bowie. She sees every time she sees bowie. She thinks as area and Figuring that he was in basically in labyrinth and it it does scare her so i will send you an edited version of the podcast without any mention of the Blonde david bowie anyway. The reynaud launched the the sink sink. A flash of french-style the added to the luster of the continental club britain with the join the following. Yeah very the european adventure gone but the reynaud five. The little hatchback soap-opera in britain everybody from commuters. The boy raises even john. Lumley had one is takes us back to the launch earlier in the week of electric taken france bestselling carbon seventies from the Sympathetic to the towel. Struggling with sagging sales and scandal renos hoping richer hit in the tracks of the new mini v. w. new beetle and theory. Five hundred by tapping baby boomers nas. Dowager have been tar. My grandchildren Is also said to be a high-tech homage to the seventies icon would set the price that many can afford unlike the bmw's expensive tribute to the swinging sixties mini. But anyway. It looks like it's coming in in. The robin is yellow. The doing some of the seventies pastel colors. You never see now Pukes green line green ted brown And then this mustard yellow. Why did they have these anymore. They didn't have the me mine. I remember roger moore in the persuaders driving around in the mustard colored aston martin but what wasted painted aston martin mustard color. It really looks like you've had rubber too much coleman's on your sandwich and you to take to deliver the bonnet But anyway so the renaissance back the is back from the seventy s. And i'm sure many people beginning out there and and purchasing one in the electric style. Okay so we have our twenty-one liberty to joe biden and we have a v limerick today but shortly his cat lets us know the your ass might be massive although while it seems like a fos if you hide it will need to get smaller growed and then We have a scientific limor. Mosquito cried out in pain. A chemist poison. My brain the calls his sorrow was para laura differential trite corps thing. Did i get that right. You know what i think. I need a gold star. I think i pronounced completely ride the try. Poor thane the pain. Let's have one less. Have one more as well. We'll we'll let dismiss the last one. There was a young lady of. Niger smiled as she wrote on a tiger. They returned from the ride with the lady inside. And the smile on the face of the tiger so bs rambling the bramble for the best honey. Using beezus historians might seem like a flight of fancy. But they're honey has provided a new insight into how the british landscape changes the possible years. Research is identified the plants that bees visit most often by analyzing the dna of the pollen grains trapped in honey gathered from the high across the country the results compared with a similar recco made in nineteen fifty two by scientists who painstakingly use microscopes to identify similar honey pollen. The beast is since the study showed a taste of honey altered to white clover known for producing a mild tasting. Honey has been the most important part plan for the insects since the fifties but with fear. Pastas today an increase of herbicides in inorganic fertilizers. It has dropped to second. Place is important. Nectar source now is bramble found in hedgerows and way spaces with results in an amber colored. Runny honey nine shirts floor and taste two relative newcomers. Also important oral say drape i formed in the sixties and himalayan balsam. We should introduce an eight thousand thirty nine and natasha. Their head of the conservation research the national botanic garden well says bass providing a pitcher. Uk's net to resources honeybees are amazing for this if they find an abundant source of go out and forage for that resource very diligent indeed. So big question of view. All of you who are watching the inauguration the day on wednesday and saw bernie sanders sitting on his own With a big old anorak on Looked like it was. He was scott of the antarctic to be honest but he had these most impressive medal. Most impressive mittens But he was he sitting at the back. Did he getting confused or something. Do these sing the back. Look thinking the community hall of something waiting for the bingo korla. I mean. I can imagine him of raising his mittens in the air shouting bingo When it's t number eighty eight or something which is that his age at he's an old chap anyway. isn't it But but i'm sure i mean the whole thing went viral. I'm sure that whoever made those mittens is islam for a huge increase of sales in february. I think everybody will be doing the bernie. Sanders mittens the bernie mittens as they will be now known as the will keep you a warm for any new england winter so with the Do james bond film no time to die delayed yet again till october. Bond fan of villain suspect of ian fleming's great theft. The slate plaque from the grave of the in fleming has been stolen villages near the author's final resting places. The culprit is a james bond. Superfan will maybe a super villain in this case the phlegm The fleming family obelisk in the village of seven hampton swindon carried plaques to the author and his wife amazon casper is stood there fifty years in the grounds ascend. Jane's church but one morning. It was discovered that the plaque featured in the author's name and the latin phrase omnia perfunctory vitae. Premier mazas meaning having enjoyed prizes. You now decay does not being ripped from the stein their visit as being taken by a fan who is obsessed with the bond series and that it may not be recovered fleming naval intelligence officer. Who worked for the as a foreign sunday. Times is buried at the site in nineteen sixty. Four sally houston of the swindon heritage desecrating. The graves awful thing to do. This is one of those places where fans a from all the will make a pilgrimage visit. I mean i think if they're going to find this. I think they need to look at all inactive volcanoes. I think the obelisk will be whipped. Life fell in an inactive volcano. Maybe with white cap resting upon it. That just just sh- chardonnay darker. That's the that's where it is now. In an inactive volcano possibly in japan so british actor christopher biggins laid a golden egg is fifty years too late but today we can give the great british actor some overdue recognition. Thanks to tip from christine phillips. Who's part worked for the agency. That made the i advocate for the crappy cremate in nineteen seventy-one at feature. The john exuberant chicken. Whose feathers were a young actor. Who with a memorable name of christopher biggins. It's true says the darling of the pandemic stage i had such fun flapping around outrageously how unlike the rest of his career begins already. Had experience of animal suits playing bear opposite judi dench in a winter's tale but fritz chicken addition he decided that i play it. Straight is very cautious. Dahlan he said. And i could tell if they were bowled. Then i got up. Gave allowed school. Collect behind an alabaster. Reaganite bought they crept up and gave me the job. So i mean talking of capris cream eggs. I mean i the image i need to breed the image of begins laying and egg any said vague platinum gold silver bronze or or. Maybe even a ten egg or wouldn't egg a distant. Want to think about it but an but how do you eat your camrys chromatic. But i used to be the great advert On the uk During eighty. how'd you eels. I mean people who like you know. Stick their tongue into the insert a tongue into the egg and look out all the goodness it like the you know the fond onto whatever is like a yoke. Isn't it. some people do that. And then i seem people. I don't know how they do it. They they sort of the chocolate to leave The camden i mean. It sounds like a very sticky mess and one way you may have to wear surgical gloves or something to topple that dead and gigging on your handed. I mean that stuff so sticky. I mean you could. You could probably put up wallpaper with With the with the fondant from mccaffrey's cream egg. I mean that's a good idea because ever ever you get bored working from home you can lick the wallpaper and have a taste of the cameras kramer. It'd be absolutely delicious. But anyway. I think i've read the image of biggins langley act now so i should be.

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"limerick" Discussed on Keep Calm and Cauliflower Cheese Podcast

Keep Calm and Cauliflower Cheese Podcast

05:06 min | 2 years ago

"limerick" Discussed on Keep Calm and Cauliflower Cheese Podcast

"A celebration There'll be lots of pageantry today on the podcast. I feel sort of pageantry today. I would say so they'll be some baton twirling some butler baton twirling or maybe a goal to kane accompanying adults Set there'll be some gymnastics of marching dan's. Maybe i'll spend some knives Hopefully blunt ones. They'll be flags they'll be light battles five battles maces. We're going to put the rifles away. A couple of spud guns. Can you remember that. Those spud guns. It used to take the gun and used to inserted into a idaho potato or something along. Those maybe a king edward and you could fire out little potato pellets out of it. So there'll be some of that as well So i'm seeing myself. More of the major at rather than a chilean. The body of dallas cowboys need a few more setups. There and i don't look so good in a push up bra trying but not quite as impressive i think is and it might scare people off. It may may send us back to the dark ages. If if i slip on that outfit so bad on twirling. I didn't if the left of the right hand i might write ham twelve or maybe a left hand. Twirler don't know. I mean that's a big joe biden was inaugurated. Lots of people turned up. Bernie sanders mittens lady gaga rod. Outfit that she belted out the national anthem. It was ravi lovely The the country singer who name slips me by at the moment golf brooks isn't it now. Why did he wear jeans. Caen put a suit on or a tuxedo or something along those lines. I mean why doesn't he. Why did he have the wranglings on the cowboy boots. He had a jacket home. Did he have one of those blast ties. Order called the with the with the plastic thing you do up in like show called or something. The jeans i mean they weren't even black jeans. I mean you can get away with black jeans. Maybe in a tuxedo jacket or something. But he didn't even have those on head the wranglings on ripped. I don't know if you're showing off. His bottom crack is highly possible. Because those those buggers you tight belt and maybe some Some braces or suspenders. To hold them up. We're not going to get into the whole prices in suspending again on the podcast american version versus the english version. So somebody me prince. Harry is that you know gration see him. The could possibly comment that. Believe that yup bernie sanders mittens. We'll be talking about them lady gaga subliminal. Playing this will feature on the show baked potatoes. i think we need an executive order. baked potatoes. are we talking about that later. Do you have to make marmalade the bikini. Liz hurley does and we'll be talking about that also And big nose. Moss slippage the greek pm. Flaunting his six pack very jealous. Obviously also bees rambling the bramble for the tiny We'll be having a Trip to the potting shed percy grower. He's eight growing not a shower. He'll be appearing with maybe some gardening tips later. And we are going to have a twenty one limerick salute in celebration of the joe. Biden's irish heritage. Good excuse to have a bunch of limerick. I care on the program today when zoom meetings just get boring catherine of aragon death also A gentleman who thought he aliens turned his wife into a toffee. Crisp close impersonal. The truth about sex on screen Really crazy about see shanties. Maybe i'll be digging along the maritime fashioned later who knows apres ski my love at the apres ski. But certainly not going to do any back. Diamond runs woodpeckers fully the drudgery voi- getting stock as well. How.

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Poetry Week Night Quiz

Chompers

02:35 min | 3 years ago

Poetry Week Night Quiz

"From this morning. But I start brushing on the top of your mouth on one side and brush the inside. The outside am chewing side of each to three. R Quiz question was which of these type of poetry is send you a type of poetry is pastoral a type of poetry or as Limerick a type of poetry ready for the answer trick question. They're all types of poetry. Poetry is a way to play with words but not all poems are the same sen- real pastoral and lyric poems can sound very different from each other. But they're all still poems because they express things in a beautiful way Switzer brushing to the other side of the top of your mouth and make little circles with your brush around each tooth son. Review is a type of palm that has a special form or a special way that it looks on the page the first line of SMU has five beats like this. The second line has seven beats Emma. Last Line has five beats. Does that sound familiar? Yeah it's a lot like a Haiku Haiku and send re you had the same form Switzer rushing to the bottom of your mouth and brush your front teeth to pass store. All is a type of palm that always talks about the same thing. They all have the same subject sheep. Well not just sheep but pastoral poetry does have to do with life in the country where their pastures. Here's some of a very old pastoral poem. Not till the earth has been twice ploughed so twice exposed to sun and twice to coolness will yield with the farmer prays for Switzer rushing to the other side of the bottom of your mouth and brush the molars in the way back. Limerick is a type of palm that rhymes in a very specific way. They could be about anything but they're often silly or funny and sometimes a little bit rude. Here's an example. There once was an old

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Creating a Virtual Office Water Cooler

Topgold Audio Clips

03:58 min | 3 years ago

Creating a Virtual Office Water Cooler

"Thing. That's happening to me right now. Is We're locked out of work for good reason. We don't want to go back into that workplace and we'RE GONNA lose. We have lost a lot of internal communications. This friction Lewis Line of sight snippets of conversation audible conversation. Just don't have it and I'm wondering what can I do so I snapped a shot of the screen one of the screens on my android phone. That I use to tap around really quickly to read news and some of the things I would re would be snippets of conversation. I share with people. Well I don't have any share that meeting people so I can't share and more than that. We don't have a list serve. We have no online Commons area. Although we are using stern use Microsoft teams and the zoom video system. Where I work I get regular updates from the very top of feeding chain that would be the president of the Limerick Institute of Technology Vincent Kanani puts out regular updates which are helpful and I can see a flow of information from the common people using the Lat instagram account. It's limerick underscore. It that's the Limerick Institute of Technology and then we do occasionally get mainstream media coverage from like limerick newspapers or from other regional press sources radio or if in the national broadcaster. And what you see your Important initiatives where there are meaningful helpful community enablement procedures. That are put in place. But I can't go to the front page of the website from L. A. T. or to the news section and get a new slow. I gotta read this stuff one page and I don't. I don't like that it's too slow in the background on doing screen shots of things that are affecting me during Kovic nineteen. I'm sharing it on a thing. Called Covert Nineteen Ireland the photo album. On flicker and I'M GONNA look at that every month and see what's happened so like right now. I can have stuff in there about shortages on supermarket shelves and some Radio Station minutes that have been part of as the local community. Ramped up and I have some snaps of what the kids are doing to stay to stay abreast in their teaching and learning. The cool thing is I have a group of students. Small Group created media students who've migrated content through three different durations of a content management systems module. I teach and one of the core values of their work. I'm trying to instill that. They should be able to make their content management process. Friction lists so that the results of what are put into the system can percolate out in this case. Percolate out and serve the internal information needs of the company or The Cross talk requirement of a trading group and may time to reflect as an instructor and what students have done and the students to reflect on what they've done and the share snippets in both cases. The students. Say Here's what we've learned. Here's what we've made. And then for me to affirm that both in terms of academic marks and online discussion. And maybe just maybe this whole process or come around the full three sixty and serve the thing that I started talking about which is help me make the world better with virtual office

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Amazon Alexa Easter Egg Commands

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00:47 sec | 3 years ago

Amazon Alexa Easter Egg Commands

"That you can say to lexi so there's a theme and sometimes there's not today is one of those latter days. I've got a couple of random things that you can say to lexi. He just refund you can ask lexi lexi. When is the last day of summer and let's see another. One that you can say is lexi if you need a cooking it by the way lexi. How long does it take to boil an egg and in the honor of shark week. Shark was actually a little while ago. You can actually ask lexi when in is sharp shark week it was during the summer here <hes> but you can ask lexi for a lexi. Tell me a shark limerick and there you go enjoy enjoy you can check all the previous eastern commands at voice in canada dot c._a. Brief cast dot

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China vice premier going to U.S. for trade talks despite Trump threats

Bloomberg Daybreak: Asia

01:23 min | 4 years ago

China vice premier going to U.S. for trade talks despite Trump threats

"All right. Let's talk trade similar here. Doug, China's vice premier Leila is still planning on going to the United States for high level trade. Talks those talks will start on Thursday. Now Trump's tariff hike is expected at twelve. Oh, one in the morning Friday in DC, theoretically right in the middle of those negotiations, and it looks like China is preparing retaliatory tariffs Limerick, Shaun Donovan in Washington calls. Trump's escalation unprecedented two hundred billion dollars in Chinese imports. That will be hit with a twenty five percent tariff. Is you know, four times the size of the existing twenty five hundred centers on enrich fifty billion. They're much bigger. More consequential transit tariffs that will affect out of American businesses and that discomfort among US businesses. Maybe exactly why Max Baucus former US ambassador to China says that there will be a trade deal. Soon. Leaders have to save face. They gotta they need a deal, and there's going to be a deal, and my personal view is at the Trump bluster is pretty much that. And the Chinese know that the Chinese have seen Trump changes mind many times. So they're just gonna come on over and see if they get together on the other hand democratic Senator Chuck Schumer says President Trump should hang tough in negotiations and not

Tucker Carlson won't apologize to "mob" for women comments

Ron St. Pierre

01:42 min | 4 years ago

Tucker Carlson won't apologize to "mob" for women comments

"Fox News channel host Tucker Carlson said at the opening of his show last night that he won't give into the quote Twitter mob. After audio was published online of comments that he made on the radio show of Bubba. The love sponge. And apparently he was on that show between two thousand six in two thousand and eleven and these comments are being charged as being racist and misogynistic now in the audio that was. Posted by liberal watchdog group media matters for America on Sunday and on Monday Carlson among other things and the audio was present among other things you calls women extremely primitive. He calls Britney Spears and Paris Hilton quote, the biggest white horse in America. He defends cult leader Warren Jeffs against criminal charges for arranging marriages between men and underage girls. And he calls rack a quote, crappy place filled with a bunch of semi Limerick semi literate private primitive monkeys and he says, they don't use toilet paper or forks actual audio. That was posted Tucker Carlson said so accusing the left of demanding, quote, total conformity Carlson said last night on this program. It's pointless to try to explain how the words were spoken ingest or taken out of context, or in any case bear, no resemblance to what you actually think or would want for the country. You didn't apologize. And he stated we've always apologized. When we are wrong and will continue to do that. That's what decent people. Do. He said, they apologize. But we will never bow to the mob ever. No matter what. So pretty hot kind of outrageous comments that were actually caught on audio and resurfaced from Tucker

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Why Are Some Words Funny?

BrainStuff

06:33 min | 4 years ago

Why Are Some Words Funny?

"In the nineteen seventy-five movie, the sunshine boys, an aging vaudeville, comedian explains a classic truism of comedy to his nephew the case. Sound is always funny. The comedian played by Walter Matthau said fifty seven years in this business. You learn a few things, you know, what words are funny. And which words are not funny. Alka seltzer is funny. You say alka seltzer. You get a laugh, Casey Stengel. That's a funny name. Robert Taylor is not funny. Cupcake is funny tomato is not funny. Cleveland is funny. Maryland is not funny. Then there's chicken chicken is funny. Pickle is funny. And it's true. If you need a place name for a punchline, you're guaranteed to kill with Kalamazoo, connected key or Rancho Cucamonga, but why psychology professor Chris Westbury at the university of Berta has a fascinating theory. And it's based on perhaps the two unfunny est words in the English language statistical, probability Westbury. Published a paper in October of two thousand eighteen in the journal of experimental psychology with a first rate title, Wrigley, squeaky, Lennox and boobs. What makes some words funny in his research? He started with the list of the five thousand English words rated funniest by real humans and constructed a working with medical model for predicting the laugh factor of nearly every word in the dictionary. When Westbury applied his model to a data set of forty five thousand five hundred and sixteen English words, it decided that these ten words were the funniest of all up Chuck bubbly Baath wriggly. Yes, giggle. Kuch Cafa puffball and gigli runners-up included squeaky flappy and bucco and the perennial favorites of every eight year old on the planet poop, puke and boobs on the other end of the spectrum the word found to be the absolute least funny was harassment. In his paper Westbury explains that philosophers have been trying to unravel the mystery of humor for millennia Plato and Aristotle we're big fans of humor seeing it mostly as a way of denigrating and feeling superior to others Casero introduced incongruity theory, a writing that the most common kind of joke is when we expect one thing and another is said in which case our own disappointed. Expectation makes us laugh while the incongruity theory of comedy makes perfect sense of even rainy tins. Find switcheroo tricks high. Larry's Westbury says that it's not a true scientific theory in the clearly not every incongruence event is as funny as another a random coughing fit in a crowded movie theater isn't nearly as comical as a random farting fit. I mean, just try to say random farting fit without smiling. So the goal of Westbury's modeling experiments was to go beyond philosophical theorising and come up with a truly quantifiable scale of funny to do it. Westbury analyst words. In two different ways by their meaning and by their form for the first analysis. The researchers looked at semantic predictors. That group words with similar meanings. Using a free tool developed by Google that identifies words that are commonly used for one another aka co occurrence Westbury mapped out the semantic relationships between two hundred and thirty four of the human picked funniest words from this correlation plot, the researchers identified six different clusters or categories of funny words, insult sex party animal bodily function and expletive. Now. This is where things get dangerously mathematical since many of the words on the human rated funny list fell into more than one category. Other researchers needed a more precise measurement of how a words being translated into comedy using the Google tool. They came up with lists of words most closely related to each of the six categories, then they came up with the average values for each of those word categories. Using something called linear regression analysis. Those average values for each category. You know, insult expedited cetera became known as category defining vectors. When looking specifically at meaning it turns out that the funniest words don't necessarily fall cleanly into the most categories, but are the words whose mathematical values are the closest on average to those six category defining vectors. Here's how Westbury summed it up in a press. Brief the average similarity of a words meaning to these six categories is itself, the best measure, we found of a words funniness, especially at the word also has strongly positive emotional connotations. But meaning is only one type of measurement Westbury and his team looked at the form of funny words, a things like word length or the individual sounds or phonemes that make up each word in the second analysis the data fit nicely with the incongruity theory of humor. It turns out that the fewer times a word or its phonemes appear in the language. The funnier we think they are that helps explain why there are so many K and use ounds in funny word lists. There's typically improbable where it's ending in L E. Like Waddell in wriggle or another source of funds suggesting as the study, put it repetition usually with diminutive aspect. So why are we laughing? Now, this is where things get really weird the human brain seems as running all of these complex mathematical models all the time without any of us knowing it as we watch TV and read and talk to people our brains are constantly parsing language for subtle semantic, cross-connections and statistical probabilities and the result, at least on this basic one word level is what we call humor Westbury said if asked which letter is more common p or be I think the average person would have no clue consciously, but unconsciously they are sensitive to that. And we know that because they're funding this judgments are reflecting. Exactly that kind of fine tuned calculation. In other words, said Westbury people are using emotions to do math. Westbury argues that all of this makes perfect sense. Abolution airily our brains had been hardwired over millions of years to identify anything that's out of the ordinary as a potential threat and human emotions, including humor likely developed as ways of responding to improbable events and environments Westbury summed it up people laugh based on how improbable the world is. Of course, it's a long conceptual leap from predicting the funniness level of individual words to modeling the comedic mechanics of knock knock joker salty Limerick. But whispers, work points the way, maybe someday we'll finally understand why that chicken crossed the road. One thing's clear, though, a frog wouldn't have been half as

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Intel shares slide as earnings beat

Bloomberg Daybreak: Asia

02:42 min | 4 years ago

Intel shares slide as earnings beat

"Believe that Amazon will be able to build high margin businesses. In the future and that's why when they see the beach they say home I God. Like the gross margins are getting much higher, than Amazon's gross margins have been historically, which have been incredibly low. And I think that's a sign that they, may be moving more in that direction they're going to start to, really push. On the stuff that is high margin that they haven't done in the past Amazon also says it's recent acquisition of whole foods is helping boost growth in Amazon prime we were talking about Intel earlier Have those shares down. About four percent in late US trading the company beat on nearly every, metric also boosted its full year outlook however some analysts are seeing signs that growth may be slowing. As we approach the end of the year Bloomberg's Ian king and San Francisco saying. That investors may have gotten their hopes up, too much after, the success, of some other tech companies doing better than expected and. Companies like Google Tom continue to spend a lot of, money on on the server business is one thing that the Wall Street arenas going. To be very closely focused in on maybe some signs of that business for Intel is slowing just a bit analyst. Crunching the numbers on the revenue target for the year are now saying that the fourth. Quarter may be a slow one Starbucks says fluctuating in. Late trading this is up, to. The latest quarter, was a bit pardon, the pun here a bit of a grind one of them limericks Denise Pellegrini global sales at, the coffee chain slightly exceeded expectations and revenue was higher than anticipated but sales fell two percent in China at Starbucks has been hanging. Hopes, for future expansion and Starbucks plans to start a nationwide delivery program in the country by the end. Of, the year that's after testing in some key markets and they'll be using third party service for this but haven't decided yet who and as for the United States Starbucks says it, plans to boost spending on advertising Denise Pellegrini Bloomberg daybreak Asia we got a warning from China when it comes to the countries of macro economic picture kind of. Coming by way of the IMF the story from Bloomberg's Yvonne man the IMF says China's economy is robust but the negatives are increasing the report put together after consultations with China's government says market base Reforms could lead to unsustained stable growth but it warned reversion to credit, driven stimulus with further increase vulnerabilities that could. Lead to what it calls, an. Abrupt adjustment the, IMF also says Beijing, disagreed with its assessment of. China's monetary policy in Hong Kong I'm Yvonne man Bloomberg daybreak Asia Well China is not.

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ZTE punishment bill passes US House as ‘compliance officers’ are mulled

Bloomberg Daybreak: Asia

02:19 min | 5 years ago

ZTE punishment bill passes US House as ‘compliance officers’ are mulled

"Of a separate trade deal the us and china struck last week but that hasn't entirely defuse tensions president trump this week called the deal too hard to get done in hong kong i'm yvonne man bloomberg daybreak asia in the meantime the house has voted to punish z t in spite of an attempt by president trump to help the chinese giant more now from bloomberg's denise pellegrini the house measure passed by three hundred fifty one to sixty six would ban government agencies from using technology would also blocked the defense department from renewing contracts with vendors that work with it an outlaw government use of chinese made video surveillance equipment the senate is also work king on cte legislation and the us recently cut z tee off from us suppliers for violating sanctions on doing business with iran and north korea but then president trump softened his stance during us china trade negotiations some bloomberg reports say the pressure on z t e is just a us ploy designed to push china to give the thumbs up to qualcomm planned purchase of europe's and x semi conductors denise pellegrini samsung shares in seoul john about four tenths of one percent weighing on the kospi apple has won a settlement from samsung in the last stages of a court struggle over smartphone technology bloomberg's matt lawson says well it's a victory for apple it is not huge the verdict came back in apple's favor five hundred thirty eight million four and a couple of design patents and some utility patents this is after samsung already paid three hundred and ninety nine million a while back and in the context of the overall dispute apple is initially seeking two billion back when the sewers filed at this trial they were seeking a kind of a home run of one billion so it's the difference between what the what the parties were arguing over and that ruling coming just moments ago from jersey in the federal court in san jose well manipulation of bitcoin prices now said to be the focus of us criminal probe limerick ed robinson says the justice department and the commodity futures trading commission are eyeing suspicious activities they're really looking at the traditional frauds that we've seen in the stock market you're seeing spoofing you're seeing wash trades you're seeing basically all of those manipulative tricks that that stock fraudsters like to do to goose.

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