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"lesley jones" Discussed on The War on Morons

The War on Morons

07:55 min | 8 months ago

"lesley jones" Discussed on The War on Morons

"Just going all out with this nine eleven marketing and i try to watch some fuck by jets here. I'm just trying to live at every other commercial is like playing the swelling music. And they're saying it was day america will never forget. Everyone remembers where they were that day. The towers fell the nation. More just like you'll remember the day that we bring you are nine eleven remembrance extravaganza. We're bringing you the action all day long where it went down grown zero zero zero. We've got rock and roll in concert with billy ilitch ariana grande day. It'd be ds then we've got play ball at city field with the yankees and the mets or get down and boogie with the cast of the masks singer and then live from new york. It's saturday night. With the whole larry. Comedy shows starring lesley jones in. Amy schumer is rudy. Giuliani george w bush. Like i don't. They actually did all that i did. The the mets and the yankees thing but they literally really plugging plugging plugging nine. Eleven like it was a new year's eve ball. Or whatever was the dick clark rocket new year telling a dick clark's rock and nine eleven So if fox can do it then we can do it either way. I don't know speaking speaking of nine eleven speaking of george bush. Did you see that. He says that we are all the terrorists. Now we're domestic terrorists. Exactly what the with the phrasing was but he. He gave a speech at the memorial biden. Is he can't get him to to opens mouth and operate but but bush he goes out there and he's just like you fought against al qaeda but al qaeda or they're just like the domestic extremists. The the right wingers. The violent these that were were children of the same. Vowel spirit was his line. So i guess. We're in the axis of evil. Where evil doers. Because we don't why stolen elections or medical tyranny. Now maybe we don't want that twenty year long fucking disaster wars that we lose in the thousands of people have to die Humor that has line that late night. Comedians used to say like back in the nineties Before barack obama even before they even you know made him a fake passport. They used to be like. Oh man. yeah we. We already have the first black president. That's bill clinton bill clinton. Because he gets. He played saxophone on our senior hall. And that maybe because he didn't keep up with child support. Yep that's a black guy. Thanks a lot guys. Thanks not insulting at all. Bill clinton love it. Love it But yeah if if barack obama doesn't get credit for being the first black president because bill clinton well joe biden as unbelievable is is. This might sound. Joe biden is not america's first mentally retarded president because that honor of course goes to george w bush. He could talk shitty wants. But you know i was. I was go back a little bit. So so i actually voted against that asshole mine. I did vote for george bush. My first vote now. I guess. I'm dating myself a little bit but my my first vote was for. President was for the libertarian candidate. Two thousand four. I think his name was bad. Narc i. I don't remember anything about it. But you know he. He's fine libertarian. Banner forgot completely ruined. But i think he got like a quarter percent of the vote But he didn't do nine eleven he didn't start any forever. Wars didn't open the border wide open. As far as i know. Like i for all i know he's dead. I dunno vegas far as i know. Michael bednarik is not spending spare time and retire it like painting portraits in his attic like fucking mental patient cuddling up to big mike obama and photo shoots like have you seen fucking w like every good picture. He's he's over there with michelle obama just like. She's like cuddling him like a baby. I think i made the right choice there anyway. Speaking of photo shoot speaking of regarded president's day just see biden once again became a over the weekend. Of course he can't go a single day without being fucking donkey brain See if i can find it here. So at the aforementioned nine eleven memorial of course commemorating twenty years since Since that day all of the evil people who profited from it and who probably per for trading it were gathered there at ground zero. Or i think they're at ground zero so of course you know clinton was there obama's their big mike was there. Hillary of course I can't remember who it was. Just a bunch of globalist criminals. Nancy pelosi all other functions scumbags now the the best thing is they were all wearing their big stupid. The the big black cove masks because they're also scared of this virus they knows bullshit of course. They were photographed like seconds before they realize they're being photographed and not a single. One of them was wearing the masks. They are close in tight. You know doing their thing. But that's kind of besides the point here so biden couldn't even keep himself composed during a fucking nine eleven memorial event. Now they didn't let him speak at it. Because god only knows what would say but he thought that people wanted to hear the to say anyway so there is you. See everybody in their masks in obamacare yet air. Not buying yanks down. His mask starts yelling at people. I really wanna know what he said. I'm of course. I put this on our one of our social. Media's put this on me we in like caption this like is he telling everybody that is but it's been wiped out. Is he complaining about the ice cream selection. Maybe he's asking what time it is because he's not allowed to wear wristwatch out in public anymore. What he's at these type of events but My favorite is you look at obama looking at it his side. I like this fucking fucking idiot. I'm so glad. I don't have to deal this fucking dumb anymore. of obama's famous statement about biden was never underestimate joe's ability to fuck things up. Looks kagera underestimating. I think you underestimated of all these little fucking things up and then of course if you look to. His left is ever-present handler mercer victim. Minos wife.

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"lesley jones" Discussed on MTR Network Main Feed

MTR Network Main Feed

04:07 min | 1 year ago

"lesley jones" Discussed on MTR Network Main Feed

"Deliberately bit blending anything that could be seen as a political and i don't know when he got that way because he didn't use to be that way but a lot of what worked on that front in in teo isn't in this movie because he wasn't into subverting anything not a think And that's where. I think it doesn't land and that's why a lot of the jokes don't land because he really. This entire movie is designed to skim across the top. It's shallow it's great. I loved the throwbacks. But the story that we're supposed to be invested in is too shallow and and just the misogyny of it all so So let's rundown this description Visit directed by craig brewer. This is written by. Barry w blaustein Story by david sheffield Starring eddie murphy. Senio hall shy. Headley wesley snipes kiki lane. Germany fowler Oh my god. Why am i blanking on my girl from snl. I why am i doing doing lesley. Jones thank you. I wanted to say. Let's jones. I don't know why but i wanted to say let us. Maybe because she's pretty much the only person he put hear singing. Tammy miller of vanessa bell. Calloway a bunch of other people. I mean some of these are for literally two second appearances just out leak girl and i could never pronounce her. Name is gabriel something or whatever from the jamie foxx show is in this for like literally. Two seconds reprised role reprising. A role of a character does actually dismissed in the first film. So why is you still here. I don't know everyone else already. Trailer was like but that doesn't make sense because anybody who was her would have to answer to king jaffe joe still as an aside. Are you pretending that wasn't one of the screenwriters. Are we just we. I wasn't trying to but his name was one of the first ones could reads. The you got it can you embarrasses here in this meal. I i only ask because i always feel that. We need to acknowledge when he's in the mix and things. I think you can tell when in the mix because that's why i like to say because i'm the i what can you can. Barris is weird for me. Can you embarrass is.

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"lesley jones" Discussed on Feast of Fun

Feast of Fun

04:22 min | 1 year ago

"lesley jones" Discussed on Feast of Fun

"Can you imagine two months from mainland vote. Then i have no idea. I sure hope. So that's what it's going to be. The the election of the century got moved to georgia. vote. I don't think so probably not. Oh also if you if you turn eighteen by a certain date like if you're seventeen years old and you're a citizen of georgia and if you turn eighteen by the time The january. I think it is. You can vote to go. Vote so go. Vote hook you up. She's the she really is turning out to be probably a key if not the key figure in the democratic party and it's starting to see people are like joe biden is very conservative blah blah blah. And i'm like he may be saying you know. Unify his actions going to prosecute and put choosing kamala harris besides the historic first. Her strength is as a prosecutor So it's going to be really interesting when they enter the white house and in the spring and the in january what kamala harris is going to do about all these crimes documentary crimes. How that's going unfold. Because even if the federal government even joe biden s i o we gotta he'll forgive stuff. There are plenty of state attorneys. Say i don't agree with you. I'm prosecute and new york state attorney is like the bit to get trump. they're waiting for it. And you know. Trump is just like god. What am i going to do to out of jail. I don't know what's going to happen. Is trump gonna make a run for it. Is he going to try to skip to saint. Thomas saint like well. That's us president. Well what's putin didn't put in just say putin's retired. Did you know that putin has has parkinson's so he's just like i'm gonna retire and enjoy the rest of my life because they also say like putin's probably one of the richest men in the world at the time you don't need a he's gonna he's gonna get shot in his jacuzzi in the middle of the night like that. Beef baron the sausage king. Yeah he was in his sauna and his house. Tam you're so relaxing shot with a crossbow. You're like does this team really takes away. The words like i missed a steam room and asada. Please go joe cousy feel like so boozy just wishing to sit in a tub of bleached water with sperm and poop floating around. Remember the good old days when you could sit in a public jacuzzi and not worry about catching a disease. Those will be. We'll get back there some bill. Well some i know we'll get we'll get back in the tub one day. Hey did you catch. Jackie beat and sherry vine on supermarket sweep. I did jones. I- super markets. Swedes came back on. It's on netflix. Now i believe so. People got very excited in a couple of months ago about being on. So i watched a couple episodes and it was hard to watch because it was like you know. These episodes like twenty some years old and they're like trying to sell these products. That things only seventy nine cents. That's three dollars and fifty cents now so like you know you. Just don't get it but it's fun to see lesley jones and of course share ivine and jackie beat on. We're just absolutely hysterical. And light full leslie. Jones loved her so much. Like you're going to open from me from now on leslie. Jones wore watching you watching. You is a binding contract. Yes if it aired on abc. it's a binding contract..

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"lesley jones" Discussed on Let's Talk TV with Charis

Let's Talk TV with Charis

13:19 min | 2 years ago

"lesley jones" Discussed on Let's Talk TV with Charis

"Looks like kate mckinnon will be returning and <hes> they also said that keenan thompson will be returning. I don't think he's ever going to leave yeah. I'm surprised by that right because i thought that last season was going to be his last season. I feel like he's just going to be on there forever. 'cause like darrell hammond was on there for the longest yes and then like you realize how long thompsons been on there yeah. He's been on there for life forever forever because you're like oh. He was on all that he was young. Well that s._n._l. Right after it did and it's like nothing like oh he's been on there for like fifteen years yeah yeah yeah so i'm sad to see lesley jones go but i will say it was mentioning her flirting segment with colin colin jost though is really loved that <hes> and then that like romance movie that she did with kyle mooney are always grows really funny but but as far as like sh- it says that she was <hes> she got an emmy nomination for that one with matt damon the upper east side rap remember that oh yeah. She got an emmy nomination for that. I like her on there but she wasn't on there that much last season the the things that she did do was very memorable but it also said that she has a netflix special coming out in twenty twenty so oh good for her. I hope everything. I hope everything goes well for him. Show i'm sure we'll see her in movies and all of that good stuff but it's always it it kind of sucks because i loved saas years amita yeah and she left and now she she does a lot of different stuff. She has a podcast now and a bunch of stuff but i was always said that she left because i really thought she was funny. She could do a lot of good characters but anyways it's always because there is a show that we watched every week and we don't really like keep up with what they all do after the show so it kind of sucks but i hope that her specials good in twenty twenty we'll have to check that out. I'm sure we'll we'll be okay. We're going to bring down a little bit with the story. <hes> let's say hello to lee remmy and she did her series. He's finale of her ame show scientology and the aftermath and where she talked to some victims of danny masterson which used to be my favorite person ever and i'm really sad about it all and she did this interview abou- how elizabeth moss who's very famous shays on the handmaid's tale now and she was on madman but she did this interview about her and basically soclean just bashing her that she's not you know because elizabeth moss like why don't you read it for yourself. Why don't you just look into it for yourself and don't believe everything that did you hear blah. Blah blah and lee remedies like this is exactly what scientology brain washes you to say. I said this to the media for as long as i was in scientology so i just love leroy calls everyone she. This is one of the closer in the articles. She says they can all kiss. My fat ass bullshit. They can kiss my ass. They want to ever come evolving publicly. They can do it to my face and they will never she's crazy. She is definitely a person that you do not want to mess swith so i like that she 'cause. That's the reason why i've never watched handmaid's till and i've never really watched madman. Even though i probably would like it is like i. I don't want to support anybody. Who's a scientologist. Yes she is. That's why i've never watched. Orange is the new black because i just i'm really like like if we keep supporting these people that are turning a blind eye to women being abused and people being beaten and and tortured for months on end and these celebrities are in this just so they can make this group. Look good. I mean until it's all paul busted and they all come clean that they you know maybe they didn't know about it but it wasn't wasn't because the information wasn't out there it was because they just didn't want to know that's like if somebody's being beaten and tortured in your next room and you don't call the police and you don't do anything about it and and i just i know that these shows are really good and i mean i guess you could commie hypocrite in some ways because like that guy that plays phoebe brother on friends. He's he's assigned yeah so i mean there's a lot i mean there's a lot of people that are scientologists so i don't know but but i i've always loved masterson. All that stuff came out about him but leoni definitely she has <hes> really really blowing the doors off of all of this stuff and i really hope that as she continues to like fight for these people's rights and i mean it's still going on right now. They say that danny masterson had people stalking these women to try to get them to not say anything about all of those allegations so oh i mean it's still going on right now so it's very heartbreaking and it is a colt and anybody that's a part of it. We should did not support. That's my two cents so why to bring it down right <hes> okay oh hello ronnie from jersey shore <hes> <hes> this is still going down so okay. We always have something to say about ronnie and i will say i watched the last episode of jersey shore. I don't think that you're caught up with it but basically the last the last couple episodes was the situation got married and he got married in november and he had to go to jail in january and he we'll be in jail until september nineteenth because in a couple of weeks yeah so <hes> anyways so the episodes is that just airing was the wedding and then three months go by sos november december january against two months go by and in the beginning of january all that stuff came out and that's happened to ronnie on new year's eve basically him and his girlfriend jin where like beating up on each other again and all this crazy stuff and then all of that stuff came out about roger where he was making all those video saying that he was going to do anything to fight for his kids with jennie o. j. he was posting on those videos and then that one video came out like from the surveillance scam of her like hitting him that he posted did which he deserved it. I'm sorry <hes> anyways so <hes> so basically the part that stuck out to me the most though is. I think that you know jenny. She will work it out or they'll get a divorce now move on. She said that they had like a prenup. So should be a pretty easy divorce if he will ever sign the papers but anyways <hes> ronnie his story makes me like really sad because this is a guy that he's very easily influenced. We see this all the time. He's a very easily influence but he has is really great like strong friends that he wants to please but he can't because he loves us girl that's terrible for him and and she's telling them one thing they're telling him another thing and it's like driving him crazy so is drinking and drinking and drinking and drinking and we all know how ronnie yes whenever he's drunk because we've all seen on television for years and years and years and years so i mean it's just like a cycle and so it showed at the end of the last episode episode showed him like going to rehab in west palm beach i was like did you see it did he did he did he see tinsley there anyways but apparently yesterday they all went to the v._m. As together and ronnie posted on his stories he said remember to always respect yourself enough to walk away from something that makes she filled disrespected has shag happy monday. Hashtag via may live hashtag tonight. Mike what the heck does that mean and then apparently only his girlfriend jin shared a very similar story on her instagram that says your real friends. Don't entertain your enemies. He's read that again bre. That's what she put on. Their bre bre league b. r. u. H. i. because okay so an an argument that they had like the last couple of episodes with ronnie was they were. They just like you know how you do with your friends. You just like make fun of them a little but i think it was like pushing ron into a bad place he's like everybody's always making fun of me and so he he ended up showing up late to situations sends wedding because he was like. I don't know if i wanna go but 'cause pauline vinnie were. They were like jabbing him but pauly. D. is very like he doesn't like to be. He's like you. He doesn't like for anything too heavy to come up and then he just brings down the jokes like let's just diffuse the situation and so when he sees rani johny coming in with scratches oliver is head and a black is like hell that happened to you and they just like did your did the guy that fight the you scratch scratching. Oh did you say it was your girlfriend. I thought you did. I thought you said it was chen. So i mean he's just always trying to deflect i make jokes and blah blah and it was it's like getting to ronnie and making him upset and he but he's also not the type to like. He didn't want to step on any toes until he does and then it's like blowing up so he's a very hard. I bet he's a very hard person a film because he's constantly ever since he's been on this show. He's like constantly <unk> depressed constantly sitting outside smoking a cigarette by himself. Everyone's like inside like what did we do. What do we say to him and then the camera people are trying to talk october. He won't talk to them so i'm sure he's a really hard person a film with because he knows he has to be there because he doesn't have any money without the show but but he doesn't wanna be there so instead of like participating and trying to have fun with the rest of the people he's either getting really drunk or he's rarely see really depressed and they can't find like a normal. I mean he's really depressed so it's you can't start participating and just pretend like everything's fine fine like i. I finally finished <hes> confronting o._j. And the last episode was the whole brief episodes that you listen to and and it's just like hey which is going to go out and have a normal tuesday. No there's no such thing as normal tuesday. That's gone like your body's not like oh so normal tuesday. No your body knows i'm deprez yeah. Oh yeah it's true but i wish the best for him. I hope that they show doing better but the those kind of stories that they posted last night. It's like because they were talking about and maybe he's mad at them. Maybe he's he after he was there with them. <hes> so i know i think it was a good thing think maybe i think she i think he left her and she is mad at him..

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"lesley jones" Discussed on AM 970 The Answer

AM 970 The Answer

01:49 min | 3 years ago

"lesley jones" Discussed on AM 970 The Answer

"And when you go to private conversation. I told you the conversation I had with my little girl's mom you better distance yourself from those people what people laid out while the president Roger stone, excuse me. Could you give me specifically what they did what the key get anything? So I don't understand when like Maxine were. You know, what that's another thing? When I wanna see Lesley Jones a Saturday night. I really take it home in one on weekend update with Michael J in Colin gels come on. And then let let's see Jones comes in as Maxine would lipstick askew. You know, let you crooked crooked wigging out and then holding a drink. That says impeach forty five. You know? It when you if you've ever tried to talk to to to miss waters, and what why and what never never as you come up with one iota of why they should. She writes her own material that late so Bob Bartlett's bakers. Why President Trump should not and will not be impeached page, Joan radio ninety minutes after six o'clock. Thanks for letting me get all that off my chest. I appreciate you being there. You're welcome to call anytime. Eight seven seven nine seven hundred twenty nine ninety nine Suzy's around his for Debbie go. Hey, hey, Suzy, how you doing girl? Happy spring. Good morning. Sprite giant has sprung. You make me feel so young. Hey, you know, what it was that? We got rain all day long. That's okay. I took a shovel out of my trunk. It's okay. The carry the little bag of the ice of the. Oh, you are. So prepared. So great to have you. With us. Debbie is away for the day. We appreciate you filling in. What are we got? Traffic.

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