35 Burst results for "Leno"
AP News Radio
Fernandez debut fizzles as Chelsea held by Fulham to 0-0
"Chelsea had to settle for a scoreless draw with Fulham at Stanford bridge despite the debut of midfielder Enzo Fernández. The most expensive player in British soccer history was playing for the first time since being acquired for $380 million at the January transfer window. He put a one timer past goalkeeper burned Leno late in the second half, but the shot sailed just wide of the post. The draw leaves Fulham and sole possession of 6th and moves Chelsea to 9th, but their closest rivals have multiple games in hand. I'm Dave ferry.
The Dinesh D'Souza Podcast
"leno" Discussed on The Dinesh D'Souza Podcast
"Or go to relief factor dot com, feel the difference. We wanted to talk about something that is, well, I don't know if we can really call it funny because it involves a very funny guy, Jay Leno, but this guy, it turns out he keeps getting seriously injured. We heard a few months ago. Yeah, for a few months ago back in November, he suffered second degree burns because he was doing something in his garage and it ignited. Well, hold on. Let me read. This is from an interview with Jay, I know, talking about this. He goes, I was underneath the car. I didn't had a clogged fuel line. And I asked my buddy to blow a little through the fuel light and boom, it hit me in the face with a quart of gas. There was a spark nearby and ignited it in my face caught on fire. I mean, it's hard to chuckle because it was. It was horrific. And we like Jay Leno, we're not like reveling in the verdict of Jay Leno. I mean, it's so sad. But he was very much, you know, like, hey guys, it's fine. It's fine. It's good. I'm good. And then. Well, what happened is this actually is amusing. Apparently Jay Leno had a second accident, but he didn't want to tell anybody about it because there had been a whole bunch of news reports on the burning. And so he thought, what the heck is so the second accident? Well, let's talk about the second accident. This is a motorcycle accident. He has multiple broken bones. And I think he broke his rib cage. Here we go, you got a scar across his neck, two broken ribs, two broken kneecaps, and a snapped collarbone. And then, of course, being
The Dinesh D'Souza Podcast
Jay Leno Breaks Several Bones in 2nd Accident
"We wanted to talk about something that is, well, I don't know if we can really call it funny because it involves a very funny guy, Jay Leno, but this guy, it turns out he keeps getting seriously injured. We heard a few months ago. Yeah, for a few months ago back in November, he suffered second degree burns because he was doing something in his garage and it ignited. Well, hold on. Let me read. This is from an interview with Jay, I know, talking about this. He goes, I was underneath the car. I didn't had a clogged fuel line. And I asked my buddy to blow a little through the fuel light and boom, it hit me in the face with a quart of gas. There was a spark nearby and ignited it in my face caught on fire. I mean, it's hard to chuckle because it was. It was horrific. And we like Jay Leno, we're not like reveling in the verdict of Jay Leno. I mean, it's so sad. But he was very much, you know, like, hey guys, it's fine. It's fine. It's good. I'm good. And then. Well, what happened is this actually is amusing. Apparently Jay Leno had a second accident, but he didn't want to tell anybody about it because there had been a whole bunch of news reports on the burning. And so he thought, what the heck is so the second accident? Well, let's talk about the second accident. This is a motorcycle accident. He has multiple broken bones. And I think he broke his rib cage. Here we go, you got a scar across his neck, two broken ribs, two broken kneecaps, and a snapped collarbone. And then, of course, being Jay Leno. He goes, it's a little painful, but it's not the end of the world. Well, he goes, a 72 year old man driving an 83 year old motorcycle. What could go wrong? So, I mean, the thing about Jay Leno, first of all, this guy loves anything that moves. Any type of vehicle. And the faster the better. You know the Ellen's 204 stars. I did. And 168 motorcycles. He talks about that when he was on The Tonight Show. He talked about all his car collection and all that. So I knew he loved all that.
AP News Radio
Leno has surgery for burns from car fire, in good condition
"Medical update on former tonight show host Jay Leno who was burned in a gas link fire over the weekend The doctor caring for Jay Leno says the comedian had surgery for serious burns suffered while working on one of his vintage cars Peter H Grossman head of a burned center near Los Angeles says lino is still hospitalized listed in good condition and will have further surgical procedures on the burns Grossman says Leno's wife mavis is with him and he is in good spirits The doctor says Leno suffered burns to his face hands and chest burns that a plastic surgeon is categorized as second degree or verging on more severe in a statement to The Associated Press Leno said he had expected to be down for only a couple of weeks but the doctor says he has already told the comedian it's going to take longer than that A Moscow's Gabrielle
Bloomberg Radio New York
"leno" Discussed on Bloomberg Radio New York
"His Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida Trump said America's comeback starts right now. What we have built together over the past 6 years is the greatest movement in history because it is not about politics. It's about our love for this great country, America. And we're not going to let it fail. President Biden says it's unlikely the missile that killed two in Poland was fired from Russia on Tuesday it was confirmed to Russian made missiles landed in a Polish city near the border of Ukraine and the resulting explosions killed two people. Hours later Biden spoke from a summit overseas where he called an emergency roundtable meeting. Jay Leno has third degree burns on his face and may require skin grafts following a car fire. Leno was in the Los Angeles garage where he stores his cars when one of them erupted into flames over the weekend. I'm Brian shook. But I know about courage, I learned from my adoptive mom. She said sometimes you just gotta hold on, and no we'll get through this. Mom, we are so high up on my hand. No, you holding my hand. Here we go. Learn about adopting a team from foster care. You can't imagine the reward. Visit adopt U.S. kids dot org to find out more. I learned patience for my adoptive dad. All he had to say was. Hey, you got this. Just breathe. Hey. We're pretty good. Yeah
WTOP
"leno" Discussed on WTOP
"Rocking chair because the capitals play Pittsburgh in a matchup of the NHL's two oldest rosters, but head coach Peter lobby let focuses on other similarities. I think there are parallels in the two organizations as far as success goes. And so the age thing, I don't know, we don't talk about it much. It is what it is. I feel good about our guys and the game tonight. We're excited that somebody said it's Washington Pittsburgh and those typically tend to be really good games. And when you talk about the caps and the penguins, you talk about Alex Ovechkin and Sidney Crosby, each leading their respective team and scoring to start the season 7 30 face off on 1500 a.m. NBA Brooklyn drops the interim tag and makes shock fond their official head coach. NFL commanders holding a walk through today with an extra day to prepare for Philadelphia and money that football offense tackle Charles Leno knows exactly what that stage is. You got to keep your most of the tech in Philly because they're going to get you. They're going to do whatever they can to say whatever they can to get any of the skin, but understand that it's all about the football game. It's all about what I have to do to get my job done. But it's an awesome place to play. I'm shocked that there's that the fans get into it there. Exactly. World Cup soccer in the United States men's national team roster will be announced at 5 this afternoon. Check out Dave Johnson's preview on the sports page at WTO P dot com. And for the record, you know that super awesome bracket cup for the NCAA tournament and the super awesome electoral map cup for presidential elections. I do want for the World Cup as well. All right, looking forward to a deep press in WTO sports.
AP News Radio
Car guy Biden to tout electric vehicles at Detroit auto show
"President Joe Biden stopped by the Detroit Auto Show today The president will showcase his administration's efforts to promote electric vehicles but he's also a car lover He owns a 1967 Corvette stingray and recently took a spin and a vintage vehicle with Jay Leno for a segment on CNBC's Jay Leno's garage Today the president will plug the new climate tax and healthcare law that offers incentives for buying electric vehicles those vehicles and their batteries must be made in North America to be eligible for a tax credit of up to $7500 passage of the measure last month set off a scramble by auto makers to speed up efforts already in the works to find North American made batteries and battery minerals Donna water Washington
AP News Radio
Arsenal rallies to beat Fulham 2-1 and stay perfect
"Arsenal remains the Premier League's only perfect team following a two one comeback win over Fulham defender Gabrielle went from go to hero in the second half scoring from close range off a corner kick in the 86th minute That made up for his gap in the 56th when Gabrielle lost the ball in the box and allowed Alexander mitrovic to beat Aaron ramsdale Martin Erdoğan tied the game for the Gunners in the 64th minute The win leaves arsenal with 12 points Two ahead of Manchester City and Brighton Burned Leno made several great stops for Fulham which entered the game with one victory and two draws I'm Dave ferry
KOMO
"leno" Discussed on KOMO
"River isn't that that concrete drainage basin that goes through. It is. Meet Leno, jubilado, an allied river fly fisherman. This is where he catches his fish. He's here several times a week along the freeway. I used to come down here and fish all the time when it was actually fenced off. Like it was close to the public. And my uncle used to certain sections down in atwater. He would cut a pull in the fence, and that's how we got in. Years ago, it became legal to fish in the LA river, the fences came down, but everybody has to do it at their own risk. Work your way out here slowly. The shopping carts all over. This is rocky here, so just be careful. The water and the shoreline are littered with hidden shopping carts rusted underneath, clothing, beer cans, everything you can imagine that would be dumped into a storm drain in the street makes its way here. Looking right here is the sun comes up, an old shirt. I don't know what that is. Oh yeah. Some pants. Underwear it looks like. Oh yeah, like I said, you could put together a full wardrobe in this spot. He's actually not kidding about that. He went out with a female angler a while back fishing the LA river, and the carp they pulled up had a woman's bra covering its eyes. It was so hysterical because this bra was covering the face of the carpet and it just quit. But it didn't end there. And it was a purple bra. So, you know, that was funny we laughed, and a couple of months later, I'm fishing over here, and I catch the matching pennies. What are the odds? A purple? I'm not even kidding. He says it actually was the matching part of that set, but he is also found more gruesome things in the river. Well, the saddest thing I've seen is, you know, for years, every time I would get snagged onto something, I would jokingly say, oh my God, I hope it's not a body. You know, but one year I was out here with my brother and I turned around and I'm like, kind of thought I saw something looks like a body. I'm like, no way. Then I realized, oh my God, it is, so I ran over to make sure I thought maybe there were, you know, fell or something, but it ended up to be a body. That was pretty sad. And so Leno agreed to take me out fly fishing. He'll take just about anybody out to show them fishing and show them the LA river. A big smile on his face. He wants to show the hidden gems that he finds in this water. So I put on waiters and we venture out into the river. Dodging shopping carts and old cans of just about everything in the water. Let's take it. At points it reeks of terribly strong methane gas between what's been put in the water and what grows in it, walking in the water kicks up the gases trapped in the algae putting off a putrid smell of rotten eggs. We're going to come out just a little bit here. This fish right here in front of us. Wow
WGN Radio
"leno" Discussed on WGN Radio
"Jay Leno is coming to the genesee theater in Waukegan Call in and win tickets after the 7 30 a.m. news and I guess we'll have lots of rush hour weather and traffic aggravation to report This morning at 6 You know that once up on a time I didn't need you so It would have been so easy for me to turn and go But now there's no leaving you I know about for a fact I'm at the point of no return and for me there'll be no turning back I told myself you'd always be a habit I could break But now a day without your kiss would be so hard to take you don't catch up a train That's moving down the track I'm at the point of no return and for me there'll be no turning back Once I could have said goodbye but that was at the start Now I think I'd rather die than be the one to say we'll part maybe you will break my heart or maybe you'll be true no matter what the future brings I've got to see it through Maybe your love for me is nothing I'm Raleigh James that of course is gene McDaniels Point of no return in favor Although I must say not sure why I pulled that on this computer but that has been remixed Yeah the original 45 1962 that got to number 21 on the pop charts and liberty sound a little better than that to my ears But nonetheless it's still a great song and everybody would think so except of course gene McDaniels who was a star in spite of himself The fights between him and snuff Garrett were legendary Gene will turn 87 over the weekend He grew up in Omaha died in Maine where he was living at the time of kittery in 2011 And he fancied himself as a quote unquote serious singer You know this rock and roll and R&B that well they weren't for him And of course snuff would repeatedly have to explain for profit company about liberty records And ultimately he'd do the sessions but some of them were just the best produced things ever And it was lost on gene unfortunately but at least we have pointed out return and I'm going to find a 45 and put that on a computer instead because I tell you they remix them and it becomes a sole ectomy Yeah just breaks my heart All right so 888-876-5593 Frank is a north Lake How's it going Frank Oh pretty good Ronald you know again Yeah glad you called Yeah I guess There was a guesser I knew that was doing it No Only on Monday nights Oh just on Mondays Yeah trivia Trivia is on Mondays and they replay it on Fridays but you can't call on Fridays because it's a replay Right I just listen to that Yeah Well I'm almost every night that you're on listen I missed a few other souls Yeah remember the time when we were talking about In Chicago the Pope brothers about somehow we run the subject above Well I mentioned that it was at one time the world's largest viewers of electricians and electronics sure Yes no Saul poke was the founder They were romantic Romanian immigrants and they were imported park Yeah Yes Oh they started they lived in portage park Well the first outlet was on central avenue under the name of central and Irvine Yeah central appliance and I used to go swimming at portage park When they had two different pools they were next to each other with a space of about ten or 15 feet long was a shallow for the kids that couldn't swim And the other one was big then they tore them out And they created the Olympic pool which I think was in 1970 but I'm not quite sure but yeah and they had the Olympics the summer on monk picks there as far as the swimming meets were concerned Diving at all But yeah I used to go in there and I don't know if I told you about that Yeah We used to go in there They would give you like say you and your wife are shopping And you say will you focus Would you pull so I could cook Right There was a little bottles And they press a button in a vector machine Those kids got knowledge of that But we were so short We had to jump up in the air To press the button Yeah And we used to hike under the wires in the tables where they plugged in they had like 20 television degrees at once And I remember south Polk south passed away in the 50 something Saul Sam had a Morris but the real power was in any of those guys Their sister gisela Goldie Goldie ran the business Oh yeah Yeah 'cause I'm not so And then I know I used to sell hot dogs out and not there when my friend my friend Sam hot dogs were a quarter in them days ten cents for a tamale or a three foot quarter mix and match a bunch of rules And ten 30 we believe when we go do the tavern routes with a motor sport ahead of motor scooter cushman on the back of this hot dog cart It was really needed at this very real and everything But Sam Polk I remember him and David I believe David was the one that passed in the think of it Yeah because there were the 5 Saul Sam Harry David and Morris Well I didn't know about more Yeah Morris was he was baby brother But really Goldie and her last name was bachmann I guess she got married but Goldie was she ran the business And in fact they didn't call it Polk brothers until 46 It used to be just central central appliance and furniture Yeah there were not mistaken on the corner of the Henderson and central evidence Yeah three three three four north central Yeah because Don was 32.
AJ Benza: Fame is a Bitch
God Bless Joe Rogan
"And God bless Joe Rogan and, you know, I'm not going to make this a political show, but he had a doctor Malone on. And I mean, this is the guy. You need to listen to. I told you about his show last week with another doctor on Rogan's show. And you know, say what you want about Rogan, he makes fun of himself and calls himself a knucklehead, whatever the hell he has people on his show that are talking about things that affect us so directly. It's popular as Johnny Carson was or Jay Leno or David Letterman, nobody has the power that Joe Rogan has. Because everybody wants to go on his show. And when he has people like doctor Malone, say the things they say about this vaccination. And about this virus, it's eye opening an alarming,
EV News Daily - Electric Car Podcast
"leno" Discussed on EV News Daily - Electric Car Podcast
"Don't know a huge amount about the first iteration of app terror because it was mid-2000s. I wasn't tuned in to vs. Then even it's american ev. So quite a niche story. The name capterra wanted this kind of very efficient fully enclosed hyper efficient car three. We of course global financial crisis hit funding dried up. Twenty eleven came and the company was dormant until now an app terror is back and so yeah. This is a fantastic way to think about mobility. God i hate that word. I can't believe i just used it. Let's talk about driving places a thousand miles of range on a charge not to sixty three and a half seconds top speed one hundred ten miles an hour because this thing is like almost like a tin drop going through the it's entirely drag efficient drag drag coefficient of zero point one three cd which is slightly crazy now. The vehicle does use cameras rather than side mirrors. That's not legal in the us. But surely it's going to be soon come on efficiency on this podcast at. Its coveting solar panels as well as a two seats cabin. It's a three wheeler so to up front and one in the back. The smallest size will do two hundred fifty miles the biggest battery size of thousand miles. Like i say jay leno has been driving this thing. Jay such a big fan of electric vehicles but he's fascinated by ev's and the pricing starts at twenty six thousand dollars. It goes up to fifty thousand dollars. They say they've got ten thousand reservations. And i'm not sure how binding they al they have been on the inside of podcast. The i do every. Friday and capterra is interesting. But it's such it's such a specific kind of look the whales a fully enclosed for arrow reasons. I mean you've really got a one to drive this to actually buy a car. People will be driving. Well that doesn't look out of place doesn't look space age but it does you will notice it. That is the hama ebay now. The hummer is coming in. They might even ship a few at the end of this year. But either way. Jay leno got to drive. Pre-production versions of the murray. This was certainly very complementary. It wasn't really a review if you like. I mean he's giving you an access so he's gonna wanna say you wanna wants to keep them happy. I suppose but yeah. It was more like a form an ad really on his youtube channel. Go and watch it because it's interesting and he's funny and he says if this was his own vehicle he wouldn't be trying to crawl across the rocks and the mountains they sent him out but it's not isn't he was giving a go. And the hummer is the star of the show and it does look amazing. They explain crab. Walk isn't he. Four minutes but a pup in the shine is if you want to read more. And it's jay leno giving his thoughts on a pre production version of the hummer. Av but like i say there was no real critique of the vehicle. Let me be kind and say that. Because well i guess he was giving access to something that nobody else has had an access to drive so they stray leno. So i'll public so you can read more in the show nights now. A couple of brilliant stories about tax breaks incentives around the world. Argentina are in the news. Today offering tax breaks to owners and manufacturers vs under legislation.
EV News Daily - Electric Car Podcast
"leno" Discussed on EV News Daily - Electric Car Podcast
"We're going to start down on plenty of listeners in australia. And if you like the look of the new hyundai onic five alone because you felt like all z's also like them first boatload has now sold out in just over two hours of going on sale. The ionic five from hundred has been snapped up by those buys that. Wanna get hold of in the system cars the honda onic five. The ev six will be just as popular. I'm sure how they saying that. One hundred and seventy people placed orders for the car. As soon as it was made available building on seventy people who preordered the car ahead of its local debut down on all two hundred and forty. Which are being. I shipped into. Australia are now all spoken. Four spokesman for the brand said highlight on its website caused technical issues before the car sought out off the two hours lunchtime yesterday. Sunny embarrassed by that by the sounds of it. Timing is going to be. I say early. Twenty twenty two. I reckon for those calls to reach australia. And of course w. another batch. I'm sure coming well. I'm not sure. I hope they'll be another batch coming as soon as possible afterwards as well because the onic five is an absolutely cracking car. What you want. Of course if you can get one at least i would have here. The project forty five car. which is the launch spec. So it's the electric back seats that you can control from the from. It's got some other little toys and goodies that you won't get me wrong. The ultimate spec. He's pretty amazing. If you can get one of those changing hands for early fifties. I think now we have forty eight thousand pounds knee. But yeah it's crazy selling on ebay on more money than you paid it's bonkers but hey you want what you want so like. I've seen them on auto trade if a fifty to fifty four. Maybe it'd be the price that they going for and people are very happy to pay that because it is a stunk in little my listeners. By the look of it tuck agree hyundai onic five totally sold out within two hours. Hopefully if you were involved in some of that Website who are. It wasn't too much of a pfaff. next we'll move on. jeff bezos. The man behind amazon is chauffeur these days. He stepped down running amazon these days. He's just driving people around not able or left. Of course no he was show featuring william shatner to the launch site the launch site yesterday and of course he was driving riven. Why would you drive. Anything else because amazon are big investors. By the way. I think the highlight of this story. Is that william shatner ninety years old. How is he ninety. That's that doesn't seem right. He looks in fantastic shape anyway by us having a bit more time on his hands jump behind the wheel of a ravine and safe. Come on shots. I'll give your life to the launch site. And so he did. Indeed the is just you know. Obviously he's going to do that because caribbean amazon etc. The connection. But i just very cool what he did that they did. It's good publicity for electric vehicles as well because people were talking about it. Now headline story. Jay leno has driven not one but two interesting new. Evs but very very different. I didn't get any more different. Actually i up. He's been driving the new app terra..
Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
Standup Comedy Interview & Set with Bob Ettinger of Jeopardy Show #86 - burst 1
"I remember. At that time there was a thing called crashing. Gum in the freshness gum. the gum. That went squirt right right. I remember that had a joke. Any birth control gum. That would keep you from doing his court. So that would my the birth control gum. The gum will let you squirt. That's you know for a young guy that was just on the fringe of show business. That was not a bad i joke. Well let's bet did ever made it to one of your stages. I well it probably better that it didn't but i just think for a young guy just going to Initial comedy classes. That's not a bad start. Obviously you had a talent for writing. I know that the later in this interview that will come up as being an important partner career but so comedy writing and then going to this comedy class with danny more kind of gave you your start.
WNYC 93.9 FM
"leno" Discussed on WNYC 93.9 FM
"Leno, the lead singer of police, talking about their collaboration with the chamber Orchestra, Stargaze and how that started as a liquid music commission. Liquid music being part of the Saint Paul Chamber Orchestra. Well, this next performance started the same way. Violinist and vocalist Emily Wells and the Metropolis Ensemble and Chamber Orchestra based here in New York, joined us in the studio. To play some songs from their collaborative record, called this world is to For you. I'm not blanking out a bad word there. It's there's literally a blank in the title of the record, which, when I asked Emily about it. She just gave this sort of shrugging gesture and she said, that's what it is. That's it's this world is to Mm for you. And as with the police and stargaze collaborations series of timely songs about the times in which we live. And we're going to start off with a live performance of one of them. This is called misconceptions on forever from Emily Wells and the Metropolis Ensemble recorded live for an addition of the sound check podcast in our new sound studio. Out there. In the dark. Everything is more then make me that brave. Want the move and It's on. With that it would take my body. Make it stuff comin. I want them to be him. I want to be someone I lie alive. In the dark, my family alive. I life um Any Up there in the dark. Everything is more of them. Want to be? I want to fear. I want to be a move and Yeah. What about the light? But it's hard to take my.
Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
"Triad of Comedy" featuring Don Friesen, Steve Smith, and "Mr. Bullhorm" Glen Super Show #75 - burst 01
"Right now one of the funniest on the road ladies and gentlemen. Here's done freezing talking appliances in the next couple of years ago but talk to your kitchen. Is that gonna help our lives. Life done goofy burke. Microwave say cook you say how hot the blender and the toes we'll keep you up on that was Losing weight and have fridges pissed. Cheer loud he took it wrong. Going to couples. Counseling blender with issues. You know enough cities with your toaster. On the dr phil show. So you're just and he just want to come home. Have your bread all ready to go up. They know understand guys. Never see that coming like Yeah that's pretty much what i do. Who do you think you like a dr phil. Alarm clock heavy great. How can you sleep through that. You need to wake up. You need to wake up. Wake up this news more than twice as war. Were you walk in the jimmy j. christmas. Did i miss a turn off to crazy town here
850 WFTL
"leno" Discussed on 850 WFTL
"Leno 79. If we took the holiday, take some time to celebrate Just one day out of back. It would be you would be We found that word was gonna have of them Celebration. Mhm all across the world. Ever nation Give time. Good time. But get bad time here one day to come together pressure. We need a We took the home base sometimes celebrate. Come on and celebrate. One day out of life would be it would be not Thomas was around and bring back all of those happy day put each other down. It's great. No way we will find To come together better. We need a We took behind today sometimes celebrate. Come on, celebrate one day out of that just one day out of You would be done. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Come on. Mhm. We have got to get to together. Yeah, yeah. Come on. Just one day I would go back. Mhm stop again to take some time to remember just wondering out tonight. Mhm. You could be. Would you like your month.
CarCast
"leno" Discussed on CarCast
"On a chose to get it on and welcome the car casserole. That's met the motorola deandra over there. Hello how are you good. How are you good. You guys are taking a trip man. Yeah hitting the road going to alaska. Yeah man looking forward to it actually sounds good. Sounds fun Let's see we got fast nine talk. We've got some auction talk. Coming up. got Leno last night. Yeah that's right. You guys did a show not necessarily together we just you both were booked club out here At where was it flappers nasa. What what a j. drive did the park something out. Front of firetruck esteem engine. Now i Now i had this conversation with the booker after the show i have no idea what j. drove i parked in the ross to our parking. And it's like anyone who's parked. Here's not going to ross gonna get towed had a little anxiety about it. But i was. I was running late and But i wasn't running late but anyway Then when i was done the booker was like walk me out and it's like did you. Did you park in the headliner spot. And now he goes. Oh we have a headline spot. I go yeah all right. Did you tell mike. August that now. Now i should have resettlement or something. Well then how. How would i park in the headliner spot. If you who are connecting with mike in booking means do not convey to mike park in the headliners spot. How would i yeah. I'm gonna know when someone wouldn't jay park in the headline jay park or is there more than one. Someone told me that that seinfeld will pull up and just park out front in the red zone. and then everyone's like oh you'll get a ticket you know go i know and just walk in like that's the move when you got that much money like whenever you pay eighty five bucks right. Yeah or maybe it's forty five bucks. Whatever in la. Yeah whatever it is. they're like. Yeah that's i par. But i said jay. So we're filming something and we need a challenger dodge challenger jay's got his man man go is orange yeah dodge challenger and then Nate was like We need can you ask jay. We could borrow his car and Like sitting in the green room. Like hey jay bar on one of your cars to film something. And he's like they always come back on messed up. Yeah he doesn't like he doesn't eat right. So i go so i'm thinking about it but the implications i'm gonna mess it up. We're going to mess it up. But then i said well what if we come over to you and we just pull it out in the parking lot film at that way. And he's yeah so because if you think about it he must get asked all the time and he said to like a no that's the stance well jay doesn't even like his car's going to the peterson. That's right you if you think about it. The peterson as the crow. Flies is eleven miles away from j. and j. has one of the biggest car collections in the world and the peterson j on pretty good terms and there must have been you know discussions maybe multiple discussions about well. We should have jay leno exhibitor. We should get you know. We're doing a whole duisenberg thing. Yeah have a ratchet. Duisenberg's could we get your duisenburg's over. But jay's probably smart and that he realized that In that once you open that window it's going to be a never ending yeah revolving door of asks so his thing is just like i don't i don't lend my car's out because they never come back and in better shape than when i lent lent him out and i get it and then i said to you go into a pebble beach this year. And he's like nah. It's too much of a hassle or whatever and i said why. He said he probably had about one hundred fifty garage tours. That are backlogged for him. Like he still has to do and he says whenever it goes to pebble beach someone will. Just come up and we'll go. Aj my father-in-law's like a big fan. Could we have a of the garage. And then they'll like walk away. they'll just go. Can we see the garage. And then that's it like he just besiege with people who want to see his collection so he's like too much of a hassle to walk around but like i said when i was at the track with them years ago he was walking around him tap and people on the shoulder and stuff. So i don't know yeah but people were still coming up to him all the time like even you know when he's there and he's always been really good about as garage tours like he's got a schedule there's like i don't know like two or three days a week at like noon or something like that. He's got a guy in his golf cart the tour and all the notes and the cars and the you know the whole thing but his longtime guy that would do it. I think had passed away. So he's got another guy but the main guy that would do it would do it more regularly so i think there was more tours available now. It's kind of inconvenient. I don't think he has like a guy just to do that. Someone does but that's not his job. I think that thing with jay's he's a really nice guy who doesn't like to tell the veteran in his young son with autism who approach him at the quail that they cannot come by and look at his car so he always just goes yet he he doesn't want to say no to those people so the reason he doesn't want to go to pebble beach because he doesn't want to say no to a whole bunch of people are going to ask him like he's got one of the best youtube channels on the planet. Just go watch that you want to see all the cars j. alone all the cars and all of everyone else's cars is well all right so I'm reading here. Something seems weird. Says tesla model s played or plaid plaid spell planet plaid. So there's a tesla model ass that they made quicker than the current model s. And glad glad is a space balls joke when they were going into hyper speed. Oh and then later. They're like you know they've gone toe plaid and you see know the guys in the ship unemployed because they just went faster and faster and it gets out where blurry thank so tesla made the joke out of it and they call the tesla plaid and leno is one of the first to drive this and they got him to drag race it to see how fast it would go. So he was the first sort of the speed beyond tesla And j strapped on his giant helmet. And i think he ran under two seconds zero to sixty a nine twenty. Something like nine twenty three. I mean it has said ahead. That's in hell. Cat territory their right. Oh my god let's yeah with full slicks and the whole thing. This is just like street trim. I believe there's probably a video. Chris of him just and of course it's quiet right so it's it's it's crazy now. Ford has their ford cobra jet. Which is their drag racing car. They've made you know they make a handful. Like fifty of people can race them within a certain segment certain category and they made the cobra jet fourteen hundred which is an all electric version and that things crazy because that's rear wheel drive big slicks in the back it just looks like a regular door slammer drag car but quiet and iran like eleven and a half or are sorry eight and a half second quarter miles but there's probably a clip of jay running. Yeah is tesla an all wheel drive. It's got to be all wheel drive. there's no way he can't launch that herreid. You know it has to be and i think they ran it on street tires real or something like that and i assume jay was just in street trim. Just running it right. And he was in st denham street debt. We know why they should make them a fire suit. That just looks like dead on all right man. Somebody's leaving money on the table right. they should just have. The spark owed leno all right. And then there's the fast nine. I went off outside and you see it. Yeah you take sunny i did. What was sonny's favorite. I don't. I don't know i was a little bumped by like it. Didn't it didn't do it for me. There's a lot of cameos Throughout the movie right now. And i like that. They brought on back I like han little bit now. So john cena makes it into the franchise now and and you know he was like. I want this to be the john scene. Which is your favorite fast movie. John seen on. It's never going to be that it's going to be the space one right now is ever going to say. It's the john seat of one like it's the space one So i if you haven't seen it yet then whatever but they take a fiero to space and it's floating in space and you know they got like feta like sh- metal welded onto it. Somehow that's going to seal everything there in a cockpit with just like doors and weather stripping then behind the front doors is just like the plastic louver right. It was like which somehow survived..
Campfire Sht Show
"leno" Discussed on Campfire Sht Show
"I do it with some of my friends once in a while where i went to a they were all. I think gay because i was in west hollywood. It was the hottest. I was in a coffee shop and it was like the hottest men i was just sitting there typing and i looked around and it was like every single guy that was attract. Looks like they were really. Yeah like in a commercial and like a catalog and stuff. So i took pictures of the guys and sent them to my friends. Because it's more just like yeah. If i saw nice building i tend to. I heard admiring beauty life and sending it to people that i know. So why why are they all asian. That's my question for you. Because i do think that i'm only into asian women not specifically. I think that helps get your gear is running how jesus offended by this too. Oh i well there's a part of me that's like what are you doing. What is what does it minds more like. I don't know. I mean if you saw like a hockey boy could take a picture intended to me if multiple super. It's something that you know. i like. That's different multiple. If you sent me a food that you think i would like right. There's something like oh look at this. This burger that. I think you would love okay. That's cool or like a funny thing that reminds you of me but like to send me essentially like you option of like women who are walking around certain kind of weird. I think it's funny that they're all asian. Because and i said this before of only dated to asian women in my entire life out of like the slew of other people and but everyone thinks that i had this like asian fetish and and that's something that i think is funny. It's funny right. I was with one asian woman for a long time. And then but tell me that you don't kind of have an asian fetish. I don't have an asian fetish. i find women attractive. Do i find asian woman. Yes do i find black women attractive. Yes white women yes yes peruvian women heck yes well no yes yes even by women. It seems like bomber. No i won't. I'm just trying to like i just do it as a wing man. Don't okay. I don't mind that you do it. It is creepy though. And i don't know why you and i feel like you're you're putting me in a box like he only likes asian women and i'm like that makes me feel creepy. Okay i'll start sending you. I think this illusion. Here's for me to send you pictures of all different. Not don't feel like stop. it does always feel like like a like the little fixing fuck. Yeah like that's true. It always seems like the picture of bigfoot. It's a little blurry it's kind of like this this. We don't know if it's true or not. Maybe also miss you. What i'm in los angeles and i'm picturing you. Can you tell me what with that in mind. That is so sweet. Thank you keep it in maryland. Okay i just wanna to address it. That's all. I think it's something i plan on. Not changing. thank you so much. Well i'd rather you go up with video and be like. Hey my friend and my friends think you're really hot. Because you're asian and i wanted to take a photo is that okay. Yeah i wanna see that happen. I will think about that. I definitely think about that before you do it. Because i'm not. I don't really want you to do that. Mines it's just more. Like i sound good but like you know if you saw basset hound like if i i send pictures to people the things that i know. People will like mid century modern furniture. That's why sandwich sub beautiful asian woman. Okay yeah are we offended with that you guys let us know wing woman in sometimes secretly texting about gay. I don't know. I can't really say it like literally illegal. They will use this in court. But it's next topic. You know stuff you say what you say with your friends. Sometimes as like way way deep down. But like i just i guess. My thing is like you recording. These people walking around is a little weird to me. It's very weird. I've never professed to be not okay. Great okay good okay. Tell me i want to tell you about night last night. Wanna hear about it was crazy so still cry. Okay okay still doing that craig. Nineteen ninety-seven called they their Yeah the kids. Do the kids also say sheesh like she you you ever point to their veins got the thing what they they're like inner forearm veins and they go like she. I don't know it's a stupid tiktok finger. I think it's supposed to be like your veins are cold as ice. And you don't really care about stuff. I think basketball player didn't sharpish. Yeah and then you keep up. Then they make this weird face put their over bite face. It is what turns into like a on on internet on tiktok or or wherever on the videos. It's like. I can't get through a day without if i go on instagram stories. Like some girl like doing that like dance. Doing some stupid as dan's. It's like charlie x lock it. What is this. How does it start and where is it going. I know who. I always think who does start that. Like who the first person sheesh and then it's like everyone catches on and it's like we're all just like that's really the most people thing that we can do that it's like they did something i'm going to do it. All these little trends people are just dying to be included. It's like oh my outfit of the week with my bet. Yeah i don't know it's like it's a weird. It's a weird thing that's happening. It is yeah. I'm now i feel like. I'm at the age where i'm like. I'm scared of generation z. Or like they're weird to me What's the next generation after this. What are we go double seat. Are we going back to a generation. A flip around the world. Implodes probably probably go. Hi okay so i on on thursday. I had left my friend. Don who i've mentioned before because she's my teacher for comedy and stuff like that. I love her. She's super cool at one day. We'll have her on the podcast because she's launching her own history podcast and she's super funny awesome. And she performs a lot at flappers in burbank. And so you know. Her nights are always like great. but it's always comedians. That are pretty much we don't know of. It's been on that her show once or twice in it's just like people that are just locals but but whatever and so she had a show coming she always had shows coming up and so she had mentioned that. The one On sunday this past sunday was just a normal show. And i'm like oh. I wish i could make it but i can't see i'm gonna be down in san diego and i think and then i had said no no. I can't go and then about like four hours later. She had messaged our group and said i'm not completely sure but i just got word that jay leno might pop in. Because i guess. I know. And i'm like jay leno really and so and i'm like oh fuck really really want to go but i still don't think i can. I'm i really like have to be back down in san diego for this weekend like i really need and stuff and i'm like i really can't. That's i really hope. Everyone has a great time. Unfortunately i can't and at this point. My friends are already like buying tickets just in case so i'm pretty much the only one in the group going already like.
The Adam Carolla Show
"leno" Discussed on The Adam Carolla Show
"But they just go twenty minutes. Everyone was able to get a coffee so bad. I never to the announced the mechanical issue twenty minutes laughs. And then the guys have blazers walkie-talkies come out and that's a bad sign orleans gate agent losses or their shirts polos or whatever these what these guys were like alaska airlines blazers and walk you talk. We're not going anywhere so then it was to ten to thirty to forty five. The most insulting part is they would update it after the time. Like forty seven to forty five very insulting. We got onto the plane. Five o'clock and in the air by twenty five twenty five. So you're this is only half the problem as i see it. But you're not the kinda guy that would worry about the other half. Because i think a lot of those people me would be thinking. Well if this is a technical problem solving three hours there is no way. I'm getting on that plane pencil. Broadway martier or something that. That's not the plane i want if it can't be resolved that quickly. Yeah i thought about that. But then i was like airline has a lot to lose. If plane crashes precious cargo. they wouldn't send it up. Oppose the united check in go out for drinks hands home at six. Well you were missed. But i have to say. I had a victorious win in a game. That absolutely counts unregulated thirty exhibition. How she in the give me the movies right now. Yeah yeah yeah. that'd be great thirty eight. well we should. We should quietly do that. And we should see how don't now it turns out aright. The other thing is. I was talking to leno in the green room and i said It fell under the heading of sort of a be careful we asked for. I was talking to leno and i said Are you going up to pebble beach this year because that is the biggest event of the year for car guys is back on and it's back on course outdoors at the track. The canceled it last year. But anyway everything outdoors quayle's outdoors to pebble. Beach concourse is outdoors to tahiliani festival. Everything's outdoors but anyway the never should've cancelled it but it's fine so i said are you going jay. And he's like man too big hassle like why what's up and he's like everywhere. I go once a tour of the garage. Everyone shows up with their veterans son and other nephew with down syndrome. And could we get a tour jays like fuck does the garage and jays like i got one hundred and fifty of those things backlogged already because every charity auctions off a tour of his garage every human being he runs into and j super nice and he likes to be accommodating so he doesn't wanna tell people know when they come up to him and ask him they. It's a lot of we're going to be in. La my greg. Mike grandfather's a huge fan. He's always been a huge fan. He's getting up in years. She's dream is the jake can't look in the eye and say no so now. J. just doesn't even want to go to the place where he's going to be asked which Again so you go. Oh this gracing the world you have all these crazy cars. But there's a what's the pronoun side side. Which is you. don't want to go to the biggest car vent the because every every place that jay leno goes someone is gonna tap on the shoulder and want to take a picture but be. They're going to win a tour of his garage. That's often about hours like tom. Cruise or brad pitt. Or is a huge star like yes. You've achieved her. Dreams are huge. Sorry very very wealthy but like can use this go out and like order the store or like just go to go see a movie raziq problem with movie theater your house but you know what i mean just the mundane everyday like going right to my level of fame and then stop. Hey there to stop right there. I walk all over that place. I get an occasional. Hey man show. Here's a here's a beer. That's where you want what you want and then never really gets passed that some big fan says he's going to set up a barbecue for us down there we can cool off in his motor home or something a little little per but not Donny osmond running down the street school age girls chasing him skorean. Shit and more. I can't believe beginning exists. Find the beginning of the animated. Show the osbournes. The osmond's and the jackson's by the way i remember the jackson. The osmond's had a saturday morning show. We're jackson's kind of kind of outer spacey. Or there is something eventually antastic fast nine ends up in outer space at a certain point and we all went there. We all ended up in outer space but it was one of those. I think donny osmond was like running down the street while young girls were were chasing him. They never really did the math on that thing. The girls chase him were twelve. Not trying to do is closed off. There's a lot of that. Maybe i know they're looking for that right now but they need to pull up kaylynn if you find the justin bieber on tmz. I can't believe you missed it today of him having to confront fans at his house and being real like he has turned a leaf. I don't know who this kid is. But he's really like disarming like a hugh who you put. This is my home like phoned. His christianity spirituality a little too young in life. Well look for that. We'll take a quick break a lot more to talk about right after that gyco own durant we do one or the other right. you know. it's hard work out their own in. Renton you want to save some money. How about your bundle. Bundle your policies at geico. Geico makes it easy to bundle the homeowners or renters insurance along with your auto policy..
Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
"Cavalcade of Comedy" stars Dana Carvey, George Wallace, Dennis Wolfberg & Steve Smith Show #71 - burst 1
"One. They man remind me a new york. Taxi cab driver yes. Yes one of the lowest come on man who had not only a truculent attitude but name the head nine consecutive concerts to break the tension with humor. I said you speak english. You people laughing and you didn't even live off with this man. Apparently had his sense of humor surgically removed when he passed on immigration and thus began. An interchange that was that would have done the house of commons proud. He loved me. I shall though when he called me. Not so much. A person as orifice great manigault language. I was impressed with his knowledge of anatomical barge can only one the sun. Don't i responded by suggesting that he had been born without the benefit of wedlock responded by suggesting that i was a practitioner of incest. I responded by suggesting that he was the offspring of a female. Canine then suggested that. I do something to myself. I told the bligh's might have resulted in my becoming pregnant late endowment. He must've taught me hermaphroditic not to mention double jointed and in fact. I said hope you enjoyed that short. Set from one of my favorites. Dennis wolfsburg where
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A highlight from Standup Comedy "Mo Better Interview" with Comic Moe Betterman Show #70
"John boyle was the the mc and hose. And the first one to you know. Give me a shot during stand up. You know the first five minutes of your stand up commuter and you'd think you're on fire you want to go on to carson after that He was the one was my comedy mentor in the beginning. It very beginning. Oh that's really cool. I know that when you came and started hanging out at my clubs. I immediately latched onto your talent. Not only are you a funny comic but just a you have a humorous personality. You find comedy and in almost any conversation in. I know that. I totally took advantage of her talents. I had u m c. Some of my shows you were An open mic or. You did some of my concerts some of the laps in the park. You were a big part of those early days allows unlimited hopefully like me. You have good memories of those times. You know what i don something. Everything's a new and fresh and in real before you get an all jaded and those were good times. Those were good times. You know Now when i go on stage you know. It's like a coal professional. Don't get nervous as back then as a kid. You're going to stay your nervous. All these jokes going through your head. Am i going to be funny today now. And i go and said i don't care i'm getting funny the a check long as the check times. Good you know sometimes comedies magic. Sometimes it's just a
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"The Magnificent 7" Kermit Apio, Tim Bedore, Laurie Kilmartin, Bob Dubac & More Show #69 - burst 1
"Might be good. Morning really was a heavy affection. Was laurie kilmartin. She went on to fame and fortune as a television writer at very
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"Split-Man" Andy Gross & Diane Nichols Show 10b - burst 1
"I actually got the call from you one day. It was like a monday or tuesday. Never forget i get the call. Say hey can you come to work the club. I said this is great. Yeah when you should like tomorrow or the next day or two on thursday through sunday deal. So i was excited. This is my first big break. Then i real club aac club. And i was ecstatic so i flew up right away. Gotta take it got where you pick me up. Never forget you drive me around and we gotta stop it this Thrift store your or whatever. Okay club whatever. Sure so shopping club. And then you explain to me said this is supposed to be all ladies twenty weekend all female comedians y- while yeah and you told me so one of them got sick so i've got this idea that you just come out wearing dress so we're going to go in the store and get your address. You didn't give you much time to think or talk about you so we're just going to go in and get that trust. I'm thinking uh okay. All right okay. I'll go with this. You know in in times of challenges like losing a featured act and need to replace somebody in an all women's show you got to be quick on your feet exactly and you know what but you we address. We got a couple of them. Just in case you didn't match me or something and but you you were really professional about. I'll never forget. I was gone. I went along with it. No problem but the way you introduced it you just you said what happened. Hey one of the girls had to drop out so we have a special guest for you and you set it up perfect. I came out. I wore the dress. Her you know minute took it off in the win about doing and it was my first real big break and the chat went great. You had me back in back and back and back and were big big Part of me getting into comedy and learning comedy because that was a near stage more than any other stage and really really helped me to this day asleep. We were in a position to offer people that we thought had the potential. And i at that time we had more than one club and so we could give people a lot of work. Give him an opportunity to grow and people like you and paula poundstone and We were the first stop for garry. Shandling out of tucson arizona. The first stop for will durst Doing political comedy so we were the first headlining room that a lot of people got to work and we took that seriously and worked really hard with the entertainers to help them
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"Blind Laughter" Interview & set with Alex Valdez Show #66 - burst 1
"Your partner jim. O'brien was with a different comic in a comedy duo cold of brian and severa and they had actually worked my club a couple times and then we the way i recall it us. Avera said hey. I don't wanna do this anymore. And my future's not in comedy. And then the next thing we knew it was o'brien vow dez and you guys were terrific together soon. And i think stronger than o'brien and severa. I don't want to step in any toes but that was my personal thinking. Did jim approach you about being his partner. Yes he did. Yes he certainly did and i wanna talk about a couple of things that you brought up their number one. Yeah jimmy and kenny were together for about eleven years. Oh yes. They had some really strong road. Experience day open for a lot of. They became very very popular on the college circuit. Remember back in the late seventies early eighties holidays were booking comedians. Right left to do concerts and being also booked on the open for major rock bands. You know right right. So so jimmy and kenny. They did a lot of that in the late seventies and early eighties. And then you're right. Can you decided to Jump out of comedy he had had enough. I think of the road and everything. And and maybe jimmy and then And thank you. Thank you and Well for all the comics that listened to your podcast they product to. They're they're they're rolling around on the floor right now and and jim approach to me and and jim really honestly approached me. He told me later he said you know. I'm the headliner right now. And if i go back to being a solo act on gonna step back and have the be a feature or an opener for a while. And i don't wanna do that but if i team up with a blind guy that may the team pretty unique and We can step right into headline so at that time i was just an opening up and you know every now and then i featured so i forget but so we really. Yeah you guys were goods but there was some marketing thought behind it Jim jim was trying to maintain his success path as a comedy duo in needed. Fill kenza veras position because you guys had already worked together. He was pretty aware of you and who you were. Because let's be honest for the podcast audience if you hadn't thought about it when you're comedy team that's actually more stressful than a marriage because you're not only sharing so much of your lives and and being blind just makes it exponentially harder but still It's it goes beyond the relationship because it's also business relationship and comedy teams. Don't historically last that long. Obviously there's a few that have done really well. You know a laurel and hardy and in some of the classics but in the modern comedy age there has not been a lot of comedy duos that lasted very long because of the difficulties and u. n. Jimmy made it last. I didn't realize it went till two thousand thirteen. That's a long
Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
Carlos Alazraqui From "Reno 911" Interview and Comedy Set Show #64 - burst 01
"And voices when you were a kid or did you develop that as a teen in young adult through the or my parents from south. America dad british educated with no accident. My mom got nathan and then head over my friend. Kevin thousand started though scotland. One too many haney the signed. Feel as it on donny. And i'm hearing lethal their body. You'll hear way easing cow. Tow free of dialect is so dialects. Got you started. I think like every other kid. I'm watching. tv like hey listen if you stay ahead. We'll watch monty python. And so hearing all these dial in sounds. I just soak it up and started spitting it out on stage. I knew that i could be worse than that. Sort of hide behind us. You know i was always mba of the comedians. That could come out as them sell. And get you on wolf word or lois bromfield that well big carlos it. I mean everybody in show business. If you're really going to succeed you need a hook and for some people. It's their look like imo. Fill up some people. It's their attitude. Like bobby slayton other people. It's it's pure seinfeld atlano. It's their way to relate to everyday life in a funny way. There was nothing wrong. In fact. I think it's an attribute if you can take something like your voice characterizations in sound effects. It you could do and meld it with professional Creative comedy to the point where you're entertaining a bunch of strangers. I mean you're not just cracking up your brother sister. You're doing stuff that everybody enjoys. That's a big difference. My friends thing funny but just stepping in out of the front row and putting your feet on stage turning around and see an audience hold if your it exciting skydiver. fifteen years. I started in ninety five and went through two thousand ten. But you can watch videos this guy diving and watching the video on the ground and you go okay. I know what's going to happen. But once you get up on that plane and that door opens and that sound is coming the win and you keep playing. You're like what the after my doing. That's you know that's an analogy. Haven't heard before. But i think it's perfect because a lot of people wanna think they can be a stand up comic. Wanna try being a stand up comic and the one of the biggest fears to get over is getting out on stage and talking in front of a bunch of strangers and actually being able to talk intelligently and watching it making it look easy and then doing it is a whole different thing. Just like skydiving. My were my suit of armor. You
Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
"leno" Discussed on Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
"What are you going to do when she has her period pal. Hang yourself never had jockettes. Buddy. who are these people. Barbie.
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"Two Funny Guys" Starring Garry Shandling & Jay Leno Show #63 - burst 01
"Aided the delta queen suckered out Tonight and paid sixty bucks for a piece of fish. Anybody i mean you went into debt over your dinner tonight. Here's adopted queen. They call it fresh fish. Dead fish folks. this is This fish was a okay legal to call something dead fresh. I mean come on to the funeral. Fresh uncle more. Okay see all he's still tastes the okay. We went into a restaurant and they said well as we lloyd for table sit down. We'll call you when your tables ready right. You sit down with about forty other people who've been waiting since last winter for their table and they smell and everything and you're waiting to hear your name over the speaker and you never hear hear saw are are. What was that us. You go ask him honey. You're stupid you go there and find out. I feel funny. Your dress for go ahead on the grownup hair. I figured what they ought to do is just describe the people and then we know who they're talking about right. They could just go to the couple with the children or tables very and then we know these folks right over here They're calling you folks want to cover those kids up. We're trying to eat you that a nuclear accident or what happened. The halibut over those is okay out of here. Give banana to the ugly one. Get outta here. Take a hike and cramming. Be older man with his daughter. Should your
AmigosPC
"leno" Discussed on AmigosPC
"Nice nice up what. It looks pandemic. Nice i like it. It's the best i can do. You did mention that you were booking shows and things like that are starting to entertain the idea. Do you have any shows me out in the next couple of months. And i have nothing i. I've no public zoom shows for private organizations. I have no other shows. And no in person shows riester next up lamont but i will probably be back into fairfield teetering hamlin theater in your sharon playhouse. In in medicare and some other places lack right center in maryland wants things. Open up problem and sellers peter pennsylvania. Once things open up again but right now we can always find you at a brain champagne brain champagne. Yup says it right there. You got a lot of jokes videos website. Yes i saw those. Those are very funny. What a lot of the jay leno stuff too. I thought i saw the too but yeah there's a page there expired comedy. They took all the jokes. I've been writing for two decades for late night. Tv that they even fi said no some of these are dated but else might be in style. Loafers fifty thousand words were all my allotted while we take one one a week and you just you know. No no not. The bitch is doing on our show. what a week. What a joke. This was nine hundred ninety four. All right just gotta dollar industry right. Hey leno paid a lot more than a dollar policy. Old involving holy moly. He's take vm province upper ago. Yeah we'll hit. We actually somebody that works there. So yeah we'll say you're good friends with the actual booker. But is he the dentist of comedy. What ones you do there. He's a fluffer he's a lover of the comey clubs over that i mean he does a little bit of everything from he's the he's on like security door stuff he just needs a presence there and he's been there for a while up until things tumble but actually coordinating a live show with him in mid april at a different venue that essentially he runs leggy he hopes and does ozone at we. Definitely ask your name over to be great. This has been the migos. Pc make sure to life subscribe and review us on all your pod casting platforms visit us at amigos p c dot net for our entire library of content and migos merch till next time audio..
AmigosPC
"leno" Discussed on AmigosPC
"Love. This new companies aren't so bad because you feeling somebody they recognize. Generally they're hiring. The hr person knows you know the hr person is hiring account. Let's say they know they're not an account hire accounts with an accountant but they don't count they recognize on the jar person. You're the capital so those are easy to deal hundred club. Saint country club manager knows how to match. He doesn't know about comet jenner or chewed mostly e of our to the expertise. You've got to argue about it like indoor outdoor right but for the most part they're like okay. I trust your for the hardest ones in the charities because you're probably working with the volunteer. They're giving their time so ready. They resent the fact that you're able and they think they think you're over charging them they're like you're only performing for an. You're only working for an hour. I you know. I don't make that much lower and you're like yeah but you're a lawyer you can work. You need our de hour of working which by the way is more like five hours because of transportation because of the gist x. Because i got to be there an hour early. And because i've spent five hours arguing with guys screens and hours of work for the hour for more and that's not to mention all the people that will spend hours and hours asking questions and then deciding. Not that gigs. I turned out. We don't get paid through those right. So it's the charities in the volunteers. They think they're experts on every and they're annoy the charge too much work for free as charity. So those are the harder they took. What you with a professional too much silly literally tried to nuclear mike. Nuts those little down because they're they're for free in your air. John worship. i worship all. We can afford small congregation right and then he started like you have no idea expenses. We have events you have no idea how much it costs to rent. And i really wanted to say you know what go screw yourself. Yeah nobody is going to go to your event saying the comedian was funny. But those tablecloths my god such luxury as he pulls up in his mercedes you know. He's entitled to drive emerson his earnings. But don't tell me that. On the sole focus of event essentially people are. You're serving the bar going there. The crap steam table food. You're serving. They're not gonna unless they get food poisoning. You're not gonna remember. The comedian is what they're going to be. talking about. Coming gra amish right. So you know and they'll say what you should be doing for free and this happens all the time you know. Why don't you free charity. You serving food. Yes is the chef getting paid. Of course a disservice getting paid yes did the farmer get paid yes guy who's gonna stop the war afterwards getting. Hey yes you elect trinity electric companies getting. Yes but i'm the reason people are coming. And i'm the one that's supposed to work really really way to put it. It's like the it's basically marketing. Sit down you're like what can what can go wrong. I got to be prepared. So that when they have an objection. I haven't overcome all really. I actually because of the because that outdoor show thing i actually have a piece of paper document he up on my computer paper. I have a evf. P. p unlike appear piece of paper on my computer that literally says the stick on your show a speaking of it says. I wish i had a with me. I printed by wanted. Turn up my printed. I showed to. You would says why you're show should not be outdoors and enlists all reasons why you should pursue outdoors. And after. I did that i told the holidays. Like of course the number one reason like vets -squitoes. I'm like oh. I didn't even think of that. That is a good one. Malaria malaria malaria perform this africa. I walk around and like one of those nets well in the big cities is no problem with malaria. I went on a surrey. While i was there. Yeah i slept in a bed with mosquito now will live bridget. My my curiosity with our interview here. I'm very curious you had made mentioned in college and you were othing in college. New world vote right and then he moved into the corporate gig which essentially was thanking and then to comedy like us did say that you were writing jokes for quite a period of time even before actually taking the class so what his for my question is going is is like we're the transit's light from. Yeah just because well as a kid. I always thought or something funny. Okay and just think box with never did anything with it and then when jay leno took over this tonight a carson. I'd be reading newspaper as a training at work. And i read the newspaper headline and then i turn on the tv that night and letter which basically saying joke so i pitched by background. I said i'm a freelance writer. Expected at i wright jokes. And i'm writing the same kind of jokes as using a monologue. I spoke to somebody and they sent me some forms to fill out sending jokes getting jokes on the tonight show. So i'd been writing jokes or jay. Leno were forced to a decade report. Once so i was writing. Good jobs i mean has stopped stuff is not stories tonight. Show monologue is like three. Maybe it's not the globe flogging topical and the longest the resets food and then move onto the next so it wasn't quite the same as what i would do but at least i think that's awesome for jay leno jay leno of late night. Yeah you made it. You sound your the way you described. It was pretty simplistic but you said you you were ended up talking to somebody you had fill out some forms like it's essentially. Was this a paid gig. Once he started sending the jokes and then like it was free. length was free. Life only got paid when the.
The Adam Carolla Show
Jay Leno apologizes for joking about Asians, advocacy group says
"Jay leno has apologized for making anti asian jokes during his career. But not the kind of a pr apology that we're used to During a zoom call with the leader of an asian american activist group. The former tonight show host said. He regretted his words. Leno who came under fire in two thousand nine hundred nine for making fun of koreans eating dog meat on the set of america's got talent said. Here's his quote at the time. I did those jokes. I genuinely thought them to be harmless. I was making fun of our enemy north korea and like most jokes. There was a ring of truth to them. At the time there was a prevailing attitude that some group is always going to complain about something. So don't worry about it whenever we received a complaint there'd be two sides the discussion. Either we need to deal with this or screw if we can if they can't take a joke too many times. I sided with the ladder even when my heart knew it was wrong guy. The leader media action network. Eric lucky for j. guy has accepted the apology. Jay says he hopes the asian american community will be able to accept it as
Nickel Package
Will the Lawsuits Against Watson Stall 1st-Round Picks?
"At this point. There have been thirteen civil lawsuits. I think got it is literally not trying to make light of its changing by the hour. Sarah barshop covers. The texans for us is constantly reporting these new lawsuits alleging sexual harassment. Or in some cases. Assault against the shawn watson I have just been sitting back waiting for the news to come in reading the suits. Watson's lawyers have not responded in full yet. I think there's going to be much more like a. We're going to get not just more information. But also kind of someone kind of synthesizing all of this and explaining what it means for watson and i'm not talking about football just like what it means for his future in and what it means for these women forward i like. I'm not i haven't been doing this. Just been kind of going with the news and waiting for it. All of this. As like. I find i have found the discourse on it already to be incredibly toxic and dispiriting and the whole story. It's very sad in. It is definitely it also coming at this crazy moment. Where if this like literally a week ago. You and i probably on shows talking about. Will this team's going to do this. And this team that we just don't know now. So i just like i have no idea how this is going to play out. Not just for the accusers for him. But all any of the teams involved in this including houston. It is a black box at the moment for me john. Yeah and and. I think that you handled the non-football element of this extremely well. And i echo ditto everything that you said from. And so i'll have to say that. That exact thing that you just said way better than i could but i will take it to a football to a trade element side because it was what we were all talking about with the dak prescott contract for so long now because we both sorta gone silent as we all were sitting back watching not having take about it as we're trying to figure out and and synthesize everything It makes it extremely difficult based on volume and the details in the allegations for any team to trade what would be equivalent to four first picks Because i if you do that right now you're saying to your fans because there's no way that you can properly investigate a dozen claims If you if you go to shawn watson this week and so you're saying well we we investigated and we all know that that's why Or you're also saying what we didn't investigate and we don't care and you can't do that and And so there's it's a holding pattern right now And obviously role in the real world realized stuff is what's most important here but it had. It was such a gigantic. nfl story. Whereas the shawn watson gonna land one with the jay leno panthers give up and now it sort of disappeared. And i do think that we do have to sort of touch on it and say no one can do anything right
Donna and Steve
Britney Spears: 2007 video of Craig Ferguson refusing to mock singer goes viral
"Also trending on Twitter today because a 2007 monologue of his has been unearthed where the former host of the late late show says comedy shouldn't be about attacking the vulnerable and he in that monologue went on to say like I'm not gonna I'm not going to make fun of Britney Spears anymore. She's a baby. She's 25. She's got two young kids and even mentioned on Nicole Smith as well saying like We shouldn't have been doing this. We shouldn't have been making these jokes and he said My aim was off and I'm gonna redirect. We need to be targeting the powerful and the You know those who need the accountable. That's what If you're gonna take shot in comedy, that's who you should be taking shots at. Not these people struggling. I was thinking the same thing Steve when I was watching the Anna Nicole Smith 2020 special last Friday. Well, it's just so gross. You you can clearly see that this woman is struggling. Right? You can. You can just hear it in her speech. You You can just see it. And then here's Letterman making doing a top 10 about her. Then there's Jay Leno. Um, you know, just It's just it's kind of icky. But yet I understand coming from a comedian standpoint, you know any nothing should be off limits. But I think as a human being sometimes you kind of have to take a look. It Your material and what you're doing.
Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
"leno" Discussed on Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
"But they do play grass in los angeles. Awhile ago progressively droid is true about a year ago and york is one plane. Didn't even get off the runway. Planes went through. Nobody got hurt on that flight. Which is great. It's funny about that flight. Was the flight number. Had a funny flight and he just funny wasn't wasn't sixty six. But i think six would be a great flight but even those jumping can't speak to welcome you aboard. Flight rule peanuts are getting hot. Captain my name's anywhere getting off the goddamn on satan. He's gonna turn you into your goat. No one six six. No no one sixty nine sixty nine. That'd be a good way. We're gonna go around again. Try try to keep your butts off the tables. Keep your in the bright position at all time sixty nine. I supplied played them play. I'm not making this up to two. That's funny hear the number deal. I'm steve to do now. Wouldn't was for ex flight. It was a bible bible. Fifty fifty yeah to get on a plane jumps gaps. We'd like to welcome you aboard. Fifty fifty think we got a pretty good chance of. I take relaxing. That was steve. smith live on stage. Ladies and gentlemen. I know you enjoyed that set. He was one of our favorite returning headliners at laughs unlimited all through the eighties and nineties. This particular set was recorded in one thousand nine hundred ninety two and i'm glad you enjoyed it. Hey have something unique. Coming up. As i mentioned i wanted to kick off the new year with something different. And we've had three so far different headliners providing different types of comedy. And i'm gonna end. This was something totally different. So one of our regular headliners more on the political comedy side was dennis miller now. Dennis miller worked for me a lot in the eighties and then he got very famous. He had his own tv. Show has done a lot of appearances as a commentator on other shows he's famous for his political rants in year. Two thousand he put together a book and a cassette set. Okay for those you under. Fifty cassette was a little piece of plastic. That at a tape in it and you can play back things anyway. Dennis gave me as a gift. This from i rant. Therefore i am once again. Dennis miller produced in two thousand a cassette series and book called iran. Therefore i am. You can still get the book through amazon. It's very very funny. Pick it up if you can but right now. I have an excerpt from the cassette version of the book and its dennis miller ranting about daytime. Tv i think it's very funny. Shows his intelligent view of things. And it's totally different from everything else you heard earlier in this podcast kickoff. Two thousand twenty one properly and now for something different. Dennis miller ranting about daytime tv. Take it away. Dennis with everything. That's on daytime television today. One thought continues to haunt me. How in the hell did richard baguette at cancelled lest anyone think. I'm biting the hand that feeds me. Let me clarify. When i speak of talk shows. I mean anti darwinian. Lord of the flies cluster. Fox that pass for daytime programming. The shows where the basic rules of human discourse are paid about as much attention as linda. Hunt on the set of baywatch hawaii. Now i'm not saying they all suck like airplane toilets but you could safely conclude that the good ones can be counted on the one hand of a bad woodshop teacher. It's not hard to figure out why these shows are popular. They answer the burning question. What are the people. We see being arrested on cops do during the day. Why have these daytime chat. fest flourished. Well the answer is all the smart people are working when the shit is on the sub morons who watch this drakkar the people. Nobody wants to hire us. The only way. I can explain the sheer number of gene pool skimming that make it on the air. I swear you can still see the jelly on their foreheads where the electroshock terminals were attached. When i find so scary. Is that some of these shows have been on for years but they still manage to find his fantasia broom. Army of social misfits appear on them. They all look like the just stepped out of a william faulkner rough draft mouth breathing freaks who make jethro bodine. Look like david niven but these shows do provide a service they weave together some of the shabby or threads in the fabric of our society and give them a voice even if that voice is frequently only heard inside their own heads. Hey how many times. I've seen chunky tattooed. Women slap fighting in the laundromat parking lot and wished i knew the backstory and the iota daytime. The professor emeritus of emotional. Chum is one. Jerry springer esquire. Now here's a man who's become a household name. Excuse me make that a trailer hold name by offering daily spectacles that make brazilian snuff. Film seem uplifting. By comparison each day springer ladles drew the primordial ooze like some psychotic cafeteria lady and dishes up the mystery meat of the human condition. My favorite part of the jerry springer show though is jerry's final thought. Yeah like all of a sudden. Jerry is going to add some perspective insanity. Tie it all together. I got news for you. Jerry has only one final thought and you know what it is are. The siamese twin has seated skinheads confirmed for tomorrow. We are the rubber neckers and springer and his ilk orchestrate the train wrecks. We all slow down to ogle. And the freak stakes have to be jacked up higher with each passing day. Because let's face it folks. We are less shocking than david lynch and a pair of platform galoshes. Well that just about wraps this ran up. But here's my final thought. What kind of world would it be. If we weren't all inexorably drawn to watching trashy chick scream at each other right before they get a makeover. That looks like it was done by a guy who paints murals on the sides of vans only to find out that no amount of makeover will be enough to assuage their pain at losing their man to another hose. Who cheat chris. That's just my opinion. i could be wrong well. I know you enjoyed that. you can tell by the just. the writing. the dennis miller is a very intelligent guy and he has a way of expressing himself totally different than our previous three headliners and pretty much different than anybody in the business but dennis has been very successful in we. We were very proud at laughs to present him early in his career back in the eighties as a regular headliner in our club. So ladies and gentlemen. That was the kickoff podcasts. For two thousand and twenty one. I hope you enjoyed it. We're going to continue each. And every sunday releasing a new podcast and we hope you continue listening. Tell your friends and share it once again. We hope you enjoy the comedy of jeff jenna. Jay leno steve smith and dennis miller. Thanks for listening to this show. We'll see you next week bye. We hope you enjoyed this. Episode of stand up comedy your host and emcee for information on the show merchandise and our sponsors or descend comments to scott visit our website at www dot up your host and emcee dot com look for more episodes soon and enjoy the world of standup comedy. Visit a comedy showroom near you..
MyTalk 107.1
"leno" Discussed on MyTalk 107.1
"Do your Leno again, Donna. Oh, e can. Hey, Jay Leno old it is like we're playing like it. Okay, Donna. Good move on. Not changing Seth Meyers, Because it was Seth Meyers. I was hoping I could kind of tricky guys. And maybe you might say the other night. Guy, but you know, we went with it, so it comes down to the tiebreaker, All right? S so we both got him all. Yeah, You got him all. Actually, I don't think I'm sorry. Craig Ferguson was the first one. Seth Meyers, Number two and Jay Leno number three way to go in the year. One tied with this audio clip guys. Janu involved once you know, it's saying E tonight. Candice Bergen, Jimmy Fallon. Nine lives. Jon Lovitz. Oh, it's what Johnny Carson, Dave Letterman, David Letterman, Man. Wow, That's a different guy. It's from 19 non Alan Colter. No, this is from 1989 paper. Just get Paulson sure is bad. Here is Alan's understudy in legs, Diamond. Whatever. Yeah, All right, Jenny from the bear, my girl, All right? Way to go change my favorite. You're our favorite. Thank you. Congratulations. I don't know what you want to have a good 2021 call us again. Thank you. Very by. How long do we have to say Happy? New Year to people until February, Huh? It goes like this. January, February, March, April, Man, June, July or August of Tom Bird. September, and by the way, I didn't win the lottery. I'm sorry. Where did you get a scratcher? Remember? I told you I had a dream with a phone number in it. Did I tell you that? I think you did. I think you did. I hope I didn't lose. That is now I think you did. I don't know if you mentioned fully committing going through with a lottery, But, you know, we talked about the Brian Williams podcast free Brian Williams about him lying on the air. I believe nothing that I say that you say frankly. Don't know if you don't me about it. I think you did. But I might be lying. I think I did. So if I didn't or for those who don't recall or didn't know I had a dream and there was a phone number in it. I don't remember whose phone number it was. I wanted to remember it, so I was like bop bop Ba bop Ba Baba, right, Pa, Pa, Pa, Pa, Pa, Pa, Pa. But the problem is when you have numbers like so I thought, Well, I'm going to play the lottery because I believe That numbers are a way of connecting. With people on the other side. Mm. You know what I mean? Look, all right, all right. So, like I have a piece of Plexi glass in front of me right now, consider that a membrane separating me from the other side. Right, so there there are spirits on the other side, and I feel like that's their way of being able to communicate with you because they can't speak to you. Right? Okay. So I thought Somebody is telling me to play these numbers. So if the numbers are let's just say, um 64512 to 5, okay? Well now. There's so many different combinations of that that I can play. Yes, I could play six and four and five or I could play 64 51. 22 You know what I'm saying? See the number? Yes. I'm not giving you the number. So there are two competing numbers. I'm not giving you all my winning open. I go and play the numbers and then win big and not give you a cut. All right, let me change the numbers. 6451223. Yes, I do, By the way chance to question 64512 to 3 so you could play. Six and four. You could play 51 if you're playing the Powerball. You could play. Well, there's 720 different ways that you could organize that number. How do you know that? Six Factorial found out How many different numbers there are in that lineup, Okay. And then you do six times, five times, four times three times two times one Which, by the way, that's a good tip. Yeah, I'm gonna give you another one right here too. Okay. Okay. Hang on, three times two times. One. If this is a fun fact, for all you kids out there, listening How many different ways could a baseball manager set a starting lineup of nine players? You know who do they want to bat 1st and 2nd and 3rd and 4th. I'll tell you how many different ways they could do it. 362,880. Wow. They gave us that in high school were like, what are you talking about? That's not true. There is like nine different ways to do it. Or maybe 81 if you do, nine times nine. Okay. Can we just do one through seven? Okay, 1234567. So we want to do seven different numbers. I'll tell you how many times you could do that. But you don't just tell me explain it. So then what you would do if they're seven individual digits, then the way to determine your different ways of organizing those numbers. You could do 1234567. You could do 2345671. Okay. It's all those 7654321. So here's how you would figure that out. You would do how many different digits do we have? Seven. So do seven. Times, six times five times four times three times two times one okay There are 35,280 different ways that you could organize a seven digit number. That's why phone numbers worked for so long with just seven digits. Okay, so and and its people remember things in threes and fours. Did you know that That's also part of the reason why it's the Phone number has seven digits. Oh, is that right? Yeah, but Pop, pop, pop pop, Papa, But can I ask you do you go seven times six? You get the answer. Then you go take that answer Times. Five. Yeah, but if you're doing it on a phone calculator, you really just do it like this seven. Times six times five times four times three times two times one Then you had equals, okay? The tip, Steve X for sharing that.