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"leno" Discussed on EV News Daily - Electric Car Podcast
"Don't know a huge amount about the first iteration of app terror because it was mid-2000s. I wasn't tuned in to vs. Then even it's american ev. So quite a niche story. The name capterra wanted this kind of very efficient fully enclosed hyper efficient car three. We of course global financial crisis hit funding dried up. Twenty eleven came and the company was dormant until now an app terror is back and so yeah. This is a fantastic way to think about mobility. God i hate that word. I can't believe i just used it. Let's talk about driving places a thousand miles of range on a charge not to sixty three and a half seconds top speed one hundred ten miles an hour because this thing is like almost like a tin drop going through the it's entirely drag efficient drag drag coefficient of zero point one three cd which is slightly crazy now. The vehicle does use cameras rather than side mirrors. That's not legal in the us. But surely it's going to be soon come on efficiency on this podcast at. Its coveting solar panels as well as a two seats cabin. It's a three wheeler so to up front and one in the back. The smallest size will do two hundred fifty miles the biggest battery size of thousand miles. Like i say jay leno has been driving this thing. Jay such a big fan of electric vehicles but he's fascinated by ev's and the pricing starts at twenty six thousand dollars. It goes up to fifty thousand dollars. They say they've got ten thousand reservations. And i'm not sure how binding they al they have been on the inside of podcast. The i do every. Friday and capterra is interesting. But it's such it's such a specific kind of look the whales a fully enclosed for arrow reasons. I mean you've really got a one to drive this to actually buy a car. People will be driving. Well that doesn't look out of place doesn't look space age but it does you will notice it. That is the hama ebay now. The hummer is coming in. They might even ship a few at the end of this year. But either way. Jay leno got to drive. Pre-production versions of the murray. This was certainly very complementary. It wasn't really a review if you like. I mean he's giving you an access so he's gonna wanna say you wanna wants to keep them happy. I suppose but yeah. It was more like a form an ad really on his youtube channel. Go and watch it because it's interesting and he's funny and he says if this was his own vehicle he wouldn't be trying to crawl across the rocks and the mountains they sent him out but it's not isn't he was giving a go. And the hummer is the star of the show and it does look amazing. They explain crab. Walk isn't he. Four minutes but a pup in the shine is if you want to read more. And it's jay leno giving his thoughts on a pre production version of the hummer. Av but like i say there was no real critique of the vehicle. Let me be kind and say that. Because well i guess he was giving access to something that nobody else has had an access to drive so they stray leno. So i'll public so you can read more in the show nights now. A couple of brilliant stories about tax breaks incentives around the world. Argentina are in the news. Today offering tax breaks to owners and manufacturers vs under legislation.
"leno" Discussed on EV News Daily - Electric Car Podcast
"We're going to start down on plenty of listeners in australia. And if you like the look of the new hyundai onic five alone because you felt like all z's also like them first boatload has now sold out in just over two hours of going on sale. The ionic five from hundred has been snapped up by those buys that. Wanna get hold of in the system cars the honda onic five. The ev six will be just as popular. I'm sure how they saying that. One hundred and seventy people placed orders for the car. As soon as it was made available building on seventy people who preordered the car ahead of its local debut down on all two hundred and forty. Which are being. I shipped into. Australia are now all spoken. Four spokesman for the brand said highlight on its website caused technical issues before the car sought out off the two hours lunchtime yesterday. Sunny embarrassed by that by the sounds of it. Timing is going to be. I say early. Twenty twenty two. I reckon for those calls to reach australia. And of course w. another batch. I'm sure coming well. I'm not sure. I hope they'll be another batch coming as soon as possible afterwards as well because the onic five is an absolutely cracking car. What you want. Of course if you can get one at least i would have here. The project forty five car. which is the launch spec. So it's the electric back seats that you can control from the from. It's got some other little toys and goodies that you won't get me wrong. The ultimate spec. He's pretty amazing. If you can get one of those changing hands for early fifties. I think now we have forty eight thousand pounds knee. But yeah it's crazy selling on ebay on more money than you paid it's bonkers but hey you want what you want so like. I've seen them on auto trade if a fifty to fifty four. Maybe it'd be the price that they going for and people are very happy to pay that because it is a stunk in little my listeners. By the look of it tuck agree hyundai onic five totally sold out within two hours. Hopefully if you were involved in some of that Website who are. It wasn't too much of a pfaff. next we'll move on. jeff bezos. The man behind amazon is chauffeur these days. He stepped down running amazon these days. He's just driving people around not able or left. Of course no he was show featuring william shatner to the launch site the launch site yesterday and of course he was driving riven. Why would you drive. Anything else because amazon are big investors. By the way. I think the highlight of this story. Is that william shatner ninety years old. How is he ninety. That's that doesn't seem right. He looks in fantastic shape anyway by us having a bit more time on his hands jump behind the wheel of a ravine and safe. Come on shots. I'll give your life to the launch site. And so he did. Indeed the is just you know. Obviously he's going to do that because caribbean amazon etc. The connection. But i just very cool what he did that they did. It's good publicity for electric vehicles as well because people were talking about it. Now headline story. Jay leno has driven not one but two interesting new. Evs but very very different. I didn't get any more different. Actually i up. He's been driving the new app terra..
Standup Comedy Interview & Set with Bob Ettinger of Jeopardy Show #86 - burst 1
"I remember. At that time there was a thing called crashing. Gum in the freshness gum. the gum. That went squirt right right. I remember that had a joke. Any birth control gum. That would keep you from doing his court. So that would my the birth control gum. The gum will let you squirt. That's you know for a young guy that was just on the fringe of show business. That was not a bad i joke. Well let's bet did ever made it to one of your stages. I well it probably better that it didn't but i just think for a young guy just going to Initial comedy classes. That's not a bad start. Obviously you had a talent for writing. I know that the later in this interview that will come up as being an important partner career but so comedy writing and then going to this comedy class with danny more kind of gave you your start.
"Triad of Comedy" featuring Don Friesen, Steve Smith, and "Mr. Bullhorm" Glen Super Show #75 - burst 01
"Right now one of the funniest on the road ladies and gentlemen. Here's done freezing talking appliances in the next couple of years ago but talk to your kitchen. Is that gonna help our lives. Life done goofy burke. Microwave say cook you say how hot the blender and the toes we'll keep you up on that was Losing weight and have fridges pissed. Cheer loud he took it wrong. Going to couples. Counseling blender with issues. You know enough cities with your toaster. On the dr phil show. So you're just and he just want to come home. Have your bread all ready to go up. They know understand guys. Never see that coming like Yeah that's pretty much what i do. Who do you think you like a dr phil. Alarm clock heavy great. How can you sleep through that. You need to wake up. You need to wake up. Wake up this news more than twice as war. Were you walk in the jimmy j. christmas. Did i miss a turn off to crazy town here
"leno" Discussed on 850 WFTL
"Leno 79. If we took the holiday, take some time to celebrate Just one day out of back. It would be you would be We found that word was gonna have of them Celebration. Mhm all across the world. Ever nation Give time. Good time. But get bad time here one day to come together pressure. We need a We took the home base sometimes celebrate. Come on and celebrate. One day out of life would be it would be not Thomas was around and bring back all of those happy day put each other down. It's great. No way we will find To come together better. We need a We took behind today sometimes celebrate. Come on, celebrate one day out of that just one day out of You would be done. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Come on. Mhm. We have got to get to together. Yeah, yeah. Come on. Just one day I would go back. Mhm stop again to take some time to remember just wondering out tonight. Mhm. You could be. Would you like your month.
"leno" Discussed on Campfire Sht Show
"Your kept counselors both offered and mira cleo. Don't oh god me. Oh god yes we are. Because y- i want to address something from the from the past. let's go. Let's go back in time. Dude on a recent episode I was brought aware of something. And i realized i should've. I should've attacked it right. Then because i had something on my tip of my tongue and then i think we got like pushed into another conversation in on the podcast so we were talking about. A comedian Hannah under and she's on this show called hacks and i really liked her and you pulled up her wikipedia right yet and her wikipedia described her as a comedian from this place. She's this age and that she is bisexual. And after about you saying it's a bummer. No i said. I said so when you got these because you have a crush on her. No no no no no. That's not. why said bummer. And that's what i'm here. What okay. So i guess. That's all they can pedia lists for exactly okay. I want to be really clear because after listening to it again i was like no. It sounds like what i'm saying. Is she's bisexual now. I can't dater bomber. But what i meant is did we get hate mail for it. Well i just got. I got talked to to close people who said like i thought it was a little funny that you said that and i was like what and i was startled by housing. No no. That's not. What i mean i listen to it again and although it sounds that way. I'm going to be really clear with our listeners. Because i don't think it's a bummer. This one's bisexual. No i think what's bomber is that on wikipedia. That's how we're describing people right that somehow defines you as a person that your you know. That's just. I think that's silly to be putting on as your page you wouldn't say. Oh he's this and he's straight. It's like i think it's bomber that we have to say that i agree. I totally agree that have anything to do with who. She is as a performer. Or as nowadays helps okay. well bummer. That that's what that's what i feel. I just wanna say if if what i said a came off as like oh. It's a bummer. That she bisexual. That's not how i feel at all. And i never want my friends to what i'm saying. That's all okay and then we can move on from that. This is cancelled corner go. I'm not worried about cancelled. I at the time when i said that we probably were like you know. We're we're banging on all cylinders going and then i was like didn't realize i didn't get to say what i meant. Yeah it makes total sense interesting. Because i would have lived my life thinking you meant bummer. Data yeah absolutely could date someone that wouldn't make sense either yeah bomber. Well what's going on. I'm going to go. Let's update no one has written into me about my jack pal story but i still wanted to give some context for it. That made me a little sense. No two of my friends are mad. Wikipedia doesn't care about jack now. But my i had shared with my parents talked about jack. Palance like what can you guys tell me. And what i found out which makes a little bit more sense jack. Palance was on the side of the road in hazleton and my grandpa had him. Jack pal was born in pennsylvania. Okay and he had his historic. Holly brooke farm in drums near hazleton pennsylvania. Okay that is why jack pounds would come back to the store and be part of it because listening back to our episode again. That makes no sense. My grandpa picked up. Jack valentine and then he returned to the family furniture store but then i read it. And i'm like yes. He was a staple of pennsylvania and had his farm. that's the jack pounds trivia. Actual people are like who's check balance. Show that you liked his thing and batman and he's certain way at my listening skills are on a one handed push up on the at the oscars i think. Yeah and when he was like seventy five lovett. Yeah okay okay. So i wanna address. I wanna address one more thing but this is a new topic okay. Are you ready. So you have a thing that you've been doing lately and i want to address. God i get my therapist. I've been getting random pictures from you while you're in. La of asian women. Walking your keep sending me pictures of asia women like what about this one. What about that one. What is going on with you. I'm kind of like a frat boy. Sometimes and there's a hadi's when i see hadi's you like to send them to you but it's funny because it's always like you're like ten feet behind them taking. Yeah what about this one. Never never getting them up their dress or anything on the elevator. It's just them walking. But it's like. I see a hot little asian. So what's the endgame here. The end game is what if you send me a photo of a girl and then i go. Yeah that one and then what are you gonna do go tap on the shoulder and would you like to hang out with my my friend in san diego like what the hell wants to give you. Spank big material. If you wanted to you to bank banking just like someone outside all navy and just the back of them in like you know mine is. I don't know. I mean..
"Cavalcade of Comedy" stars Dana Carvey, George Wallace, Dennis Wolfberg & Steve Smith Show #71 - burst 1
"One. They man remind me a new york. Taxi cab driver yes. Yes one of the lowest come on man who had not only a truculent attitude but name the head nine consecutive concerts to break the tension with humor. I said you speak english. You people laughing and you didn't even live off with this man. Apparently had his sense of humor surgically removed when he passed on immigration and thus began. An interchange that was that would have done the house of commons proud. He loved me. I shall though when he called me. Not so much. A person as orifice great manigault language. I was impressed with his knowledge of anatomical barge can only one the sun. Don't i responded by suggesting that he had been born without the benefit of wedlock responded by suggesting that i was a practitioner of incest. I responded by suggesting that he was the offspring of a female. Canine then suggested that. I do something to myself. I told the bligh's might have resulted in my becoming pregnant late endowment. He must've taught me hermaphroditic not to mention double jointed and in fact. I said hope you enjoyed that short. Set from one of my favorites. Dennis wolfsburg where
A highlight from Standup Comedy "Mo Better Interview" with Comic Moe Betterman Show #70
"John boyle was the the mc and hose. And the first one to you know. Give me a shot during stand up. You know the first five minutes of your stand up commuter and you'd think you're on fire you want to go on to carson after that He was the one was my comedy mentor in the beginning. It very beginning. Oh that's really cool. I know that when you came and started hanging out at my clubs. I immediately latched onto your talent. Not only are you a funny comic but just a you have a humorous personality. You find comedy and in almost any conversation in. I know that. I totally took advantage of her talents. I had u m c. Some of my shows you were An open mic or. You did some of my concerts some of the laps in the park. You were a big part of those early days allows unlimited hopefully like me. You have good memories of those times. You know what i don something. Everything's a new and fresh and in real before you get an all jaded and those were good times. Those were good times. You know Now when i go on stage you know. It's like a coal professional. Don't get nervous as back then as a kid. You're going to stay your nervous. All these jokes going through your head. Am i going to be funny today now. And i go and said i don't care i'm getting funny the a check long as the check times. Good you know sometimes comedies magic. Sometimes it's just a
"The Magnificent 7" Kermit Apio, Tim Bedore, Laurie Kilmartin, Bob Dubac & More Show #69 - burst 1
"Might be good. Morning really was a heavy affection. Was laurie kilmartin. She went on to fame and fortune as a television writer at very
"Split-Man" Andy Gross & Diane Nichols Show 10b - burst 1
"I actually got the call from you one day. It was like a monday or tuesday. Never forget i get the call. Say hey can you come to work the club. I said this is great. Yeah when you should like tomorrow or the next day or two on thursday through sunday deal. So i was excited. This is my first big break. Then i real club aac club. And i was ecstatic so i flew up right away. Gotta take it got where you pick me up. Never forget you drive me around and we gotta stop it this Thrift store your or whatever. Okay club whatever. Sure so shopping club. And then you explain to me said this is supposed to be all ladies twenty weekend all female comedians y- while yeah and you told me so one of them got sick so i've got this idea that you just come out wearing dress so we're going to go in the store and get your address. You didn't give you much time to think or talk about you so we're just going to go in and get that trust. I'm thinking uh okay. All right okay. I'll go with this. You know in in times of challenges like losing a featured act and need to replace somebody in an all women's show you got to be quick on your feet exactly and you know what but you we address. We got a couple of them. Just in case you didn't match me or something and but you you were really professional about. I'll never forget. I was gone. I went along with it. No problem but the way you introduced it you just you said what happened. Hey one of the girls had to drop out so we have a special guest for you and you set it up perfect. I came out. I wore the dress. Her you know minute took it off in the win about doing and it was my first real big break and the chat went great. You had me back in back and back and back and were big big Part of me getting into comedy and learning comedy because that was a near stage more than any other stage and really really helped me to this day asleep. We were in a position to offer people that we thought had the potential. And i at that time we had more than one club and so we could give people a lot of work. Give him an opportunity to grow and people like you and paula poundstone and We were the first stop for garry. Shandling out of tucson arizona. The first stop for will durst Doing political comedy so we were the first headlining room that a lot of people got to work and we took that seriously and worked really hard with the entertainers to help them
"Blind Laughter" Interview & set with Alex Valdez Show #66 - burst 1
"Your partner jim. O'brien was with a different comic in a comedy duo cold of brian and severa and they had actually worked my club a couple times and then we the way i recall it us. Avera said hey. I don't wanna do this anymore. And my future's not in comedy. And then the next thing we knew it was o'brien vow dez and you guys were terrific together soon. And i think stronger than o'brien and severa. I don't want to step in any toes but that was my personal thinking. Did jim approach you about being his partner. Yes he did. Yes he certainly did and i wanna talk about a couple of things that you brought up their number one. Yeah jimmy and kenny were together for about eleven years. Oh yes. They had some really strong road. Experience day open for a lot of. They became very very popular on the college circuit. Remember back in the late seventies early eighties holidays were booking comedians. Right left to do concerts and being also booked on the open for major rock bands. You know right right. So so jimmy and kenny. They did a lot of that in the late seventies and early eighties. And then you're right. Can you decided to Jump out of comedy he had had enough. I think of the road and everything. And and maybe jimmy and then And thank you. Thank you and Well for all the comics that listened to your podcast they product to. They're they're they're rolling around on the floor right now and and jim approach to me and and jim really honestly approached me. He told me later he said you know. I'm the headliner right now. And if i go back to being a solo act on gonna step back and have the be a feature or an opener for a while. And i don't wanna do that but if i team up with a blind guy that may the team pretty unique and We can step right into headline so at that time i was just an opening up and you know every now and then i featured so i forget but so we really. Yeah you guys were goods but there was some marketing thought behind it Jim jim was trying to maintain his success path as a comedy duo in needed. Fill kenza veras position because you guys had already worked together. He was pretty aware of you and who you were. Because let's be honest for the podcast audience if you hadn't thought about it when you're comedy team that's actually more stressful than a marriage because you're not only sharing so much of your lives and and being blind just makes it exponentially harder but still It's it goes beyond the relationship because it's also business relationship and comedy teams. Don't historically last that long. Obviously there's a few that have done really well. You know a laurel and hardy and in some of the classics but in the modern comedy age there has not been a lot of comedy duos that lasted very long because of the difficulties and u. n. Jimmy made it last. I didn't realize it went till two thousand thirteen. That's a long
Carlos Alazraqui From "Reno 911" Interview and Comedy Set Show #64 - burst 01
"And voices when you were a kid or did you develop that as a teen in young adult through the or my parents from south. America dad british educated with no accident. My mom got nathan and then head over my friend. Kevin thousand started though scotland. One too many haney the signed. Feel as it on donny. And i'm hearing lethal their body. You'll hear way easing cow. Tow free of dialect is so dialects. Got you started. I think like every other kid. I'm watching. tv like hey listen if you stay ahead. We'll watch monty python. And so hearing all these dial in sounds. I just soak it up and started spitting it out on stage. I knew that i could be worse than that. Sort of hide behind us. You know i was always mba of the comedians. That could come out as them sell. And get you on wolf word or lois bromfield that well big carlos it. I mean everybody in show business. If you're really going to succeed you need a hook and for some people. It's their look like imo. Fill up some people. It's their attitude. Like bobby slayton other people. It's it's pure seinfeld atlano. It's their way to relate to everyday life in a funny way. There was nothing wrong. In fact. I think it's an attribute if you can take something like your voice characterizations in sound effects. It you could do and meld it with professional Creative comedy to the point where you're entertaining a bunch of strangers. I mean you're not just cracking up your brother sister. You're doing stuff that everybody enjoys. That's a big difference. My friends thing funny but just stepping in out of the front row and putting your feet on stage turning around and see an audience hold if your it exciting skydiver. fifteen years. I started in ninety five and went through two thousand ten. But you can watch videos this guy diving and watching the video on the ground and you go okay. I know what's going to happen. But once you get up on that plane and that door opens and that sound is coming the win and you keep playing. You're like what the after my doing. That's you know that's an analogy. Haven't heard before. But i think it's perfect because a lot of people wanna think they can be a stand up comic. Wanna try being a stand up comic and the one of the biggest fears to get over is getting out on stage and talking in front of a bunch of strangers and actually being able to talk intelligently and watching it making it look easy and then doing it is a whole different thing. Just like skydiving. My were my suit of armor. You
"Two Funny Guys" Starring Garry Shandling & Jay Leno Show #63 - burst 01
"Aided the delta queen suckered out Tonight and paid sixty bucks for a piece of fish. Anybody i mean you went into debt over your dinner tonight. Here's adopted queen. They call it fresh fish. Dead fish folks. this is This fish was a okay legal to call something dead fresh. I mean come on to the funeral. Fresh uncle more. Okay see all he's still tastes the okay. We went into a restaurant and they said well as we lloyd for table sit down. We'll call you when your tables ready right. You sit down with about forty other people who've been waiting since last winter for their table and they smell and everything and you're waiting to hear your name over the speaker and you never hear hear saw are are. What was that us. You go ask him honey. You're stupid you go there and find out. I feel funny. Your dress for go ahead on the grownup hair. I figured what they ought to do is just describe the people and then we know who they're talking about right. They could just go to the couple with the children or tables very and then we know these folks right over here They're calling you folks want to cover those kids up. We're trying to eat you that a nuclear accident or what happened. The halibut over those is okay out of here. Give banana to the ugly one. Get outta here. Take a hike and cramming. Be older man with his daughter. Should your
"leno" Discussed on AmigosPC
"Nice nice up what. It looks pandemic. Nice i like it. It's the best i can do. You did mention that you were booking shows and things like that are starting to entertain the idea. Do you have any shows me out in the next couple of months. And i have nothing i. I've no public zoom shows for private organizations. I have no other shows. And no in person shows riester next up lamont but i will probably be back into fairfield teetering hamlin theater in your sharon playhouse. In in medicare and some other places lack right center in maryland wants things. Open up problem and sellers peter pennsylvania. Once things open up again but right now we can always find you at a brain champagne brain champagne. Yup says it right there. You got a lot of jokes videos website. Yes i saw those. Those are very funny. What a lot of the jay leno stuff too. I thought i saw the too but yeah there's a page there expired comedy. They took all the jokes. I've been writing for two decades for late night. Tv that they even fi said no some of these are dated but else might be in style. Loafers fifty thousand words were all my allotted while we take one one a week and you just you know. No no not. The bitch is doing on our show. what a week. What a joke. This was nine hundred ninety four. All right just gotta dollar industry right. Hey leno paid a lot more than a dollar policy. Old involving holy moly. He's take vm province upper ago. Yeah we'll hit. We actually somebody that works there. So yeah we'll say you're good friends with the actual booker. But is he the dentist of comedy. What ones you do there. He's a fluffer he's a lover of the comey clubs over that i mean he does a little bit of everything from he's the he's on like security door stuff he just needs a presence there and he's been there for a while up until things tumble but actually coordinating a live show with him in mid april at a different venue that essentially he runs leggy he hopes and does ozone at we. Definitely ask your name over to be great. This has been the migos. Pc make sure to life subscribe and review us on all your pod casting platforms visit us at amigos p c dot net for our entire library of content and migos merch till next time audio..
Jay Leno apologizes for joking about Asians, advocacy group says
"Jay leno has apologized for making anti asian jokes during his career. But not the kind of a pr apology that we're used to During a zoom call with the leader of an asian american activist group. The former tonight show host said. He regretted his words. Leno who came under fire in two thousand nine hundred nine for making fun of koreans eating dog meat on the set of america's got talent said. Here's his quote at the time. I did those jokes. I genuinely thought them to be harmless. I was making fun of our enemy north korea and like most jokes. There was a ring of truth to them. At the time there was a prevailing attitude that some group is always going to complain about something. So don't worry about it whenever we received a complaint there'd be two sides the discussion. Either we need to deal with this or screw if we can if they can't take a joke too many times. I sided with the ladder even when my heart knew it was wrong guy. The leader media action network. Eric lucky for j. guy has accepted the apology. Jay says he hopes the asian american community will be able to accept it as
Will the Lawsuits Against Watson Stall 1st-Round Picks?
"At this point. There have been thirteen civil lawsuits. I think got it is literally not trying to make light of its changing by the hour. Sarah barshop covers. The texans for us is constantly reporting these new lawsuits alleging sexual harassment. Or in some cases. Assault against the shawn watson I have just been sitting back waiting for the news to come in reading the suits. Watson's lawyers have not responded in full yet. I think there's going to be much more like a. We're going to get not just more information. But also kind of someone kind of synthesizing all of this and explaining what it means for watson and i'm not talking about football just like what it means for his future in and what it means for these women forward i like. I'm not i haven't been doing this. Just been kind of going with the news and waiting for it. All of this. As like. I find i have found the discourse on it already to be incredibly toxic and dispiriting and the whole story. It's very sad in. It is definitely it also coming at this crazy moment. Where if this like literally a week ago. You and i probably on shows talking about. Will this team's going to do this. And this team that we just don't know now. So i just like i have no idea how this is going to play out. Not just for the accusers for him. But all any of the teams involved in this including houston. It is a black box at the moment for me john. Yeah and and. I think that you handled the non-football element of this extremely well. And i echo ditto everything that you said from. And so i'll have to say that. That exact thing that you just said way better than i could but i will take it to a football to a trade element side because it was what we were all talking about with the dak prescott contract for so long now because we both sorta gone silent as we all were sitting back watching not having take about it as we're trying to figure out and and synthesize everything It makes it extremely difficult based on volume and the details in the allegations for any team to trade what would be equivalent to four first picks Because i if you do that right now you're saying to your fans because there's no way that you can properly investigate a dozen claims If you if you go to shawn watson this week and so you're saying well we we investigated and we all know that that's why Or you're also saying what we didn't investigate and we don't care and you can't do that and And so there's it's a holding pattern right now And obviously role in the real world realized stuff is what's most important here but it had. It was such a gigantic. nfl story. Whereas the shawn watson gonna land one with the jay leno panthers give up and now it sort of disappeared. And i do think that we do have to sort of touch on it and say no one can do anything right
Britney Spears: 2007 video of Craig Ferguson refusing to mock singer goes viral
"Also trending on Twitter today because a 2007 monologue of his has been unearthed where the former host of the late late show says comedy shouldn't be about attacking the vulnerable and he in that monologue went on to say like I'm not gonna I'm not going to make fun of Britney Spears anymore. She's a baby. She's 25. She's got two young kids and even mentioned on Nicole Smith as well saying like We shouldn't have been doing this. We shouldn't have been making these jokes and he said My aim was off and I'm gonna redirect. We need to be targeting the powerful and the You know those who need the accountable. That's what If you're gonna take shot in comedy, that's who you should be taking shots at. Not these people struggling. I was thinking the same thing Steve when I was watching the Anna Nicole Smith 2020 special last Friday. Well, it's just so gross. You you can clearly see that this woman is struggling. Right? You can. You can just hear it in her speech. You You can just see it. And then here's Letterman making doing a top 10 about her. Then there's Jay Leno. Um, you know, just It's just it's kind of icky. But yet I understand coming from a comedian standpoint, you know any nothing should be off limits. But I think as a human being sometimes you kind of have to take a look. It Your material and what you're doing.
What's the deal with Framing Britney Spears on HBO?
"Framing britney. This documentary had everyone above this weekend. I watched it last night. Kind of inbetween. Basically i'll be honest. I started watching it after the halftime show During the superbowl. 'cause i didn't really care at us home with my family and i wasn't like at a party or betting or anything but i'll get super bowl too but first of all Of course we've all heard about free brittany. Which has been this movement that her fans kinda started. There's been you know articles podcast and everybody talking about it. Of course. I follow her along with twenty seven other million people on instagram. And it's been weird. It's been weird watching her this last year. You gotta watch it. It's on lure fx. But it's just really they kind of just go through her whole career with in two hours which could have been. You know an eight part series. I think and we all remember when she came up. It was the mickey mouse club. And then all of a sudden she was really sexy. I remember when Shawn and marlon wayans were hosting the mtv awards and she came out and she did her sexy that goes with the snake and their joke which they came off came up with on the spot which is a great story is from minnie mouse club to the strip club and it was one of the funniest lines ever but now in watching that you're like wow you know this. This girl was suffering We made her suffer because we did jokes like this. We are obsessed with her sexuality. Diane sawyer was you look back at that interview which they featured and really putting her in the hot seat you know. Jay leno Doing jokes about her. We did jokes better. When chelsea lately started we. It was a great time for late night. Television also. Because right around that time the writers guild strike happened and we weren't writers guild so we were the only Late night show that got to stay on air. Every day was britney spears story. And it i. It just seemed like she was going. You know kinda fun crazy like she disliked to gas stations a lot and walk around barefoot and the paparazzi. Were there at the time. Because at that time there was no instagram. And that is how paparazzi and magazines made money is to get the shots of brittany. Brittany was the highest paid celebrity photos and then of course she married Kevin federal line but it was all just email. I just remember being doing chelsea lately and there was talk. We'll her kids taken away. And i remember sitting there going. There's no way she's going to lose custody of her kids. Come on i mean very few mothers do and she's she's going through a little struggling time but it's mostly because these paparazzi's are falling everywhere. Well you guys probably know this then. The dad got a conservative ship. And a lot of people after watching this special. This documentary said where was the mom. Why wouldn't the mom because parents divorced at that time. Try to get the conservative ship. Jamie her father was in and out of jobs Former drug addict. I believe maybe not drug out excessively alchoholic and So why would he be the person in charge. The thing is is. I think he was the first one to go to lawyers and try to get this into the works. And she was in a fifty one fifty at a mental institution when all this paperwork was done and the judge signed it. And now it's been you know fifteen years or something that this has been going on for and right away after this was done she started doing sitcoms again. Of course shortly after that she got her residency and she was making three hundred and fifty thousand dollars a night doing that show and then she left planet hollywood. And she now she's gonna do another huge residency at this new stage that they built her at the mgm and they do this big livestream thing and she comes up and then she just like and walks off talking to talk to reporters. She's not going to say anything. She's not going to do a song and shortly after that. She did it announcement saying my father is sick. And i'm not going to be performing. I'm going to put this residency off and that was really bizarre. People like is he sick. And i really don't know what the now looking back. I'm like i really don't know if he was sick of that was just her way out because now it looks like she in fact knew that the only way to get out of this conservatorship get her freedom back from her father was to stop working and stop making money and i. I would love to see what happened the day she was like you know what what the hell am i doing. Aren't going to sign up for another two or three year contract with them performing every night making all this money which. I don't get to choose how i want to spend the money. I don't get to get in the car and drive. I don't get to make a reservation and stay in hawaii on a whim without checking with twelve other people. Screw this you know. And she goes to her place in malibu during covert or wherever she is. Jesus been doing these weird instagram posts. Where her voice has changed. It's not the same voice. You're seeing these interviews on the documentary. And she's like ok guys. I've heard that a lot of been wondering what i'm going to do for the new year one. I'm gonna try to finish a pilates class to. I'm gonna try to meditate three. I'm going to try to eat better. And for i'm going to try that ice cream diet. And when she's doing it she's like it. Looks like she's definitely reading it whether it's a cue card but somebody else's there and the fact that she said i heard you guys not having reading your comments and one thing in the new year you guys asked me was Of course photos are weird. The makeup soy's like various mudgee. She's always wearing these crop tops. Sometimes she's dancing and you know i just really hope that I hope the mother gets involved. I hope that that the judge is able to watch this. Because i think when the judge granted this he was watching all the crazy news everyday. Let's just like the rest of us and this weird sam. Lufti was after an eye at the time. I was four the conservative ship. I'm like gosh. I don't want other people to take advantage of it this way. You know the data's there the other people are there to make sure that she stays healthy. No weirdos get around her. She's able to have visitation with her boys. But now after all these years it does seem really wrong and I think that this is going to be the catalyst to make whatever judges involved to open his eyes and maybe reconsider This conservative ship for
"leno" Discussed on Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
"But they do play grass in los angeles. Awhile ago progressively droid is true about a year ago and york is one plane. Didn't even get off the runway. Planes went through. Nobody got hurt on that flight. Which is great. It's funny about that flight. Was the flight number. Had a funny flight and he just funny wasn't wasn't sixty six. But i think six would be a great flight but even those jumping can't speak to welcome you aboard. Flight rule peanuts are getting hot. Captain my name's anywhere getting off the goddamn on satan. He's gonna turn you into your goat. No one six six. No no one sixty nine sixty nine. That'd be a good way. We're gonna go around again. Try try to keep your butts off the tables. Keep your in the bright position at all time sixty nine. I supplied played them play. I'm not making this up to two. That's funny hear the number deal. I'm steve to do now. Wouldn't was for ex flight. It was a bible bible. Fifty fifty yeah to get on a plane jumps gaps. We'd like to welcome you aboard. Fifty fifty think we got a pretty good chance of. I take relaxing. That was steve. smith live on stage. Ladies and gentlemen. I know you enjoyed that set. He was one of our favorite returning headliners at laughs unlimited all through the eighties and nineties. This particular set was recorded in one thousand nine hundred ninety two and i'm glad you enjoyed it. Hey have something unique. Coming up. As i mentioned i wanted to kick off the new year with something different. And we've had three so far different headliners providing different types of comedy. And i'm gonna end. This was something totally different. So one of our regular headliners more on the political comedy side was dennis miller now. Dennis miller worked for me a lot in the eighties and then he got very famous. He had his own tv. Show has done a lot of appearances as a commentator on other shows he's famous for his political rants in year. Two thousand he put together a book and a cassette set. Okay for those you under. Fifty cassette was a little piece of plastic. That at a tape in it and you can play back things anyway. Dennis gave me as a gift. This from i rant. Therefore i am once again. Dennis miller produced in two thousand a cassette series and book called iran. Therefore i am. You can still get the book through amazon. It's very very funny. Pick it up if you can but right now. I have an excerpt from the cassette version of the book and its dennis miller ranting about daytime. Tv i think it's very funny. Shows his intelligent view of things. And it's totally different from everything else you heard earlier in this podcast kickoff. Two thousand twenty one properly and now for something different. Dennis miller ranting about daytime tv. Take it away. Dennis with everything. That's on daytime television today. One thought continues to haunt me. How in the hell did richard baguette at cancelled lest anyone think. I'm biting the hand that feeds me. Let me clarify. When i speak of talk shows. I mean anti darwinian. Lord of the flies cluster. Fox that pass for daytime programming. The shows where the basic rules of human discourse are paid about as much attention as linda. Hunt on the set of baywatch hawaii. Now i'm not saying they all suck like airplane toilets but you could safely conclude that the good ones can be counted on the one hand of a bad woodshop teacher. It's not hard to figure out why these shows are popular. They answer the burning question. What are the people. We see being arrested on cops do during the day. Why have these daytime chat. fest flourished. Well the answer is all the smart people are working when the shit is on the sub morons who watch this drakkar the people. Nobody wants to hire us. The only way. I can explain the sheer number of gene pool skimming that make it on the air. I swear you can still see the jelly on their foreheads where the electroshock terminals were attached. When i find so scary. Is that some of these shows have been on for years but they still manage to find his fantasia broom. Army of social misfits appear on them. They all look like the just stepped out of a william faulkner rough draft mouth breathing freaks who make jethro bodine. Look like david niven but these shows do provide a service they weave together some of the shabby or threads in the fabric of our society and give them a voice even if that voice is frequently only heard inside their own heads. Hey how many times. I've seen chunky tattooed. Women slap fighting in the laundromat parking lot and wished i knew the backstory and the iota daytime. The professor emeritus of emotional. Chum is one. Jerry springer esquire. Now here's a man who's become a household name. Excuse me make that a trailer hold name by offering daily spectacles that make brazilian snuff. Film seem uplifting. By comparison each day springer ladles drew the primordial ooze like some psychotic cafeteria lady and dishes up the mystery meat of the human condition. My favorite part of the jerry springer show though is jerry's final thought. Yeah like all of a sudden. Jerry is going to add some perspective insanity. Tie it all together. I got news for you. Jerry has only one final thought and you know what it is are. The siamese twin has seated skinheads confirmed for tomorrow. We are the rubber neckers and springer and his ilk orchestrate the train wrecks. We all slow down to ogle. And the freak stakes have to be jacked up higher with each passing day. Because let's face it folks. We are less shocking than david lynch and a pair of platform galoshes. Well that just about wraps this ran up. But here's my final thought. What kind of world would it be. If we weren't all inexorably drawn to watching trashy chick scream at each other right before they get a makeover. That looks like it was done by a guy who paints murals on the sides of vans only to find out that no amount of makeover will be enough to assuage their pain at losing their man to another hose. Who cheat chris. That's just my opinion. i could be wrong well. I know you enjoyed that. you can tell by the just. the writing. the dennis miller is a very intelligent guy and he has a way of expressing himself totally different than our previous three headliners and pretty much different than anybody in the business but dennis has been very successful in we. We were very proud at laughs to present him early in his career back in the eighties as a regular headliner in our club. So ladies and gentlemen. That was the kickoff podcasts. For two thousand and twenty one. I hope you enjoyed it. We're going to continue each. And every sunday releasing a new podcast and we hope you continue listening. Tell your friends and share it once again. We hope you enjoy the comedy of jeff jenna. Jay leno steve smith and dennis miller. Thanks for listening to this show. We'll see you next week bye. We hope you enjoyed this. Episode of stand up comedy your host and emcee for information on the show merchandise and our sponsors or descend comments to scott visit our website at www dot up your host and emcee dot com look for more episodes soon and enjoy the world of standup comedy. Visit a comedy showroom near you..
"leno" Discussed on Standup Comedy "Your Host and MC"
"From the letterman show of jay leno coming one night only november twenty six jay leno sponsored by labs unlimited and k. Wanna wait. fm they're doing rocky four. Four stallone gonna play a fighter in this one stretch that instant of the limited interesting though i think performers pharma's like stallone like arnold schwarzenegger. They've they've opened up the acting. Profession to a lot of people who couldn't get into before when speech was a major requirement. Any cave dweller the can wheel. Tyron can't.
One Struum to Rule Them All
"The us. Federal bureau of investigation is quote accepting tips and digital media depicting rioting or violence in and around the us capitol on january sixth. Submissions can be made at fbi dot gov slash us capital. That's capitol spelled with an o cnn sources. Say the us state department told us diplomats to pause posting on social media a measure normally taken after a terrorist attack or major natural disaster and facebook will block the president's use of facebook and instagram for a minimum of two weeks. Twitter suspended the president's personal account for twelve hours and warned further violations would bring a permanent suspension twitch disabled the president's account snapchat locked the president's account indefinitely and shop affi- took stores run by the trump organization and trump campaign off line for violating their policy on supporting organizations that promote violence. Japan's nec says it has developed facial recognition that works for people wearing facial coverings. The system uses the visible parts of the face like the eyes and claims and accuracy rate of ninety nine point. Nine percents with verification. Less than one second nec is testing the new system at a shop in its tokyo headquarters and he sees at neo face. Live facial recognition is used by the london metro. Police lufthansa the airline and swiss international airlines as well the wi fi alliance launched the wi fi six e certification program. That opens the door for devices to us six gigahertz band wi fi. Six is fully compatible with wifi six and can support up to seven hundred sixty megahertz channels at once only using the latest. Wpa three security protocol on the band. Idc estimates three hundred thirty eight million wi fi. Six e devices will enter the market this year with twenty percent of all wi fi six devices supporting sixty by twenty twenty two. If you want a little more on wi fi six and six each account no little more dot com acis as the suggested retail price for its components like motherboards in graphics cards in the us the increased cost comes as waivers on us tariffs against chinese made goods of seven point five to twenty five percent expired on december thirty first. An example is the are og strikes or s. t. r. i x. l. c. radio on our sixty eight hundred x t which launched at eight hundred ninety nine dollars. Ninety nine cents now listed at one thousand seventy nine so prices going up folks. Keep tiktok has a new augmented reality filter that uses the iphone. Twelve pro lite are sensor gives you a confetti effect that looks like real confetti in your room seems a little but tiktok promises to develop more innovative effects in two thousand twenty one so look out for more than just confetti snapchat added support for. Apple's light are censored back in october that lets creators build their own enhanced filters for snapchat. Well y'all ca es does not actually begin until monday but that is not going to stop lots of companies from making their announcements happens every year and this year is no different so we'll start with samsung. The company announced galaxy chromebook to a thirteen point three inch to in one chrome os device sporting q. Led display that starts at five hundred forty nine dollars. That's way down from nine hundred ninety nine dollars. The first gen device started at the base model offers a ten. Th gen intel seller on processor four gigs of ram and sixty four gigs of storage. And i three equipped version with aching ram and one hundred twenty eight. Gigs of storage starts at six hundred ninety nine. Lg introduced five new models in their thin and light lg graham laptop lineup ranging from fourteen to seventeen inch thinner vessels around there sixteen ten ratio screens as well as eleven th gen. Intel processors z. Graphics and up to sixteen gigabytes of lpddr four x memory. Lg the graham. Seventeen graham sixteen and graham. Sixteen to and one i'll offer nineteen and a half hours of battery life. The graham seventeen weighs in at one point three kilograms while the lightest graham. Fourteen comes in at nine hundred ninety nine grams. No word on price or availability. Well my new car set in stone. Everybody i'm only partially spends six inch hyper screen. Displays that display the e. s. electric sedan is set for production for mercedes and late twenty twenty one so later this year leno. If you got one ordered already. The hyper screen is at the heart of the company's second gen m b. u. x. infotainment system which doesn't have any buttons and is completely digital and worst controls one of the signs that has started. You get huge screens and cars last few years
Artificial Intelligence and Digital Transformation at Rolls-Royce
"Welcome to the cyber-security weekly podcast. I'm jay leno podcasting from singapore today and today we are very privileged to have dr becky bengal who is the president of south east asia pacific and south korea at rose to join us in the podcast. He repeats sharing with us. The work in a digital transformation and the recent ai breakthrough in ethics and trustworthiness at ross writes thank. You thought the bengals for joining us in the podcast today to be here for many of our listeners. dr bandou rose. Rice name has a long lasting romance and history going back to the first car built more than one hundred years ago but the motos business was separated out some time ago in nine thousand nine hundred seventy three. I believe and rose rises. Now in the business of pioneering the power that matters so tell us more about the journey business. That rose is in today and your role as the president of south east asia pacific and south korea at rose rice. Well has been rooted in engineering since we established in eighteen. Eighty four and this expertise has evolved the business to become one of the world's leading industrial technology company that we today and as the president for the region covering southeast asia pacific and south korea. I'm responsible for the regional strategy our external relations and governance of all our operations across the three businesses that we have civil aerospace is one of them manufactures of ever engines for large commercial aircraft on our regional jets and business aviation and we have decades of engineering expertise to take us through life through life. Service and support solutions for customers in the defense were market-leading aero-engines for military transferring control labor's including combat helicopter applications. I'm needles and power systems. Where leading provider of high speed reciprocating engines providing complete propulsion systems distributed energy solutions. So you can say that we. We have a diverse but volume that includes civil defense and power system and it is because w that our activities have tremendous impact on the world today and tomorrow we have always pursued clean safe and competitive solutions and we believe our technology will be fundamental in helping society transition to the low carbon future. And we're not going to do this on our own. We're going to do this. In partnerships and global partnerships to collaborate and co create solutions and with the regional hub. That we have here in singapore. We've developed collaborations with government agencies untucked -demia like a star and anti eu and us to pursue advanced research and technology in daytime smart manufacturing electrical systems. You touch on engine. That paolo many other products across the road strikes businesses. And i believe including aircraft of course and i imagine that you have been collecting analyzing the performance data of your engines for that case and in fact i see from one of your rolls royce presentation that you have been collecting data for some seventy trillion data points across twenty-sixth dimensions on your engines. So i think our listeners will be interested to know how you been. Harnessing that power data to make sense of this of information and into insight and action. And i believe in many ways is supplying the data to a machine learning throughout the life cycle of the engine from the initial stage of designed to manufacturing to maintenance repair. Overhaul that's right so we we've been applying data analytics for more than thirty years and using ai. With our real time engine. Health monitoring system but service w. lunch to back in nineteen ninety nine and our ai. Capabilities are deeply embedded into products and services so they aren't visible And not widely. Now we're able to monitor six thousand to eight thousand flights every day which is equivalent to monitoring three thousand engines in the sky at any one time so we have multiple sensors on board that continuously relay inflammation with were able to analyze five million data promises from our engines every day and we used to provide insights to our engineers for future development and services that we provide for our customers. But it's not just about the asian and the behavioral for engines. Current work includes applying a with a dedicated team that we have inside rolls royce school the day to labs to improve the risk management in supply chains predict market demand improved the efficiency of our operations and more recently nepal systems. Father of the business. We've been applying a on microbes making our industrial powered technology more reliable and sustainable and in the future we see a. I will continue to evolve. Play a bigger role especially as we saw increasing use of cloud based services which will be governed by data ethics framework and this becomes really essential and today more than two hundred projects that are starting to apply more and more of Framework so
Show 6a Comedy via Radio, Music, & TV Redux Aleck, Kaner, & Goldthait - burst 2
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Show #45 "2 Acts 85' Style" Jay Leno, and O'Brian & Valdez - burst 2
"But i always like to come back to sacramento. Go to my favorite a little bookstore over here goldman. You've been a place where it g. It's hard to believe you were the one that went this positive trying to pull off your sister again sir that it raised some extra money for fatty foods. No doubt the old days about a guy. Sister get punked punch guy no. Please make one of my sister. Have you been to goldie surfer. Really you get down there. No abso- no. God forbid use the how shocking that i would have picked you. I think if god does not destroy gold easy really owes sodom and gomorrah apology. You know i always liked those little signs. They have mature adults. Only most mature adults like to stand little booths with their pants as their ankles watching movies. It's a pretty good sign of maturity. Isn't it. I mean god forbid of some immature person should somehow sneak past tight security that they have the ones that pretend to have something legitimate. They have signs like we sell marital aids. I love with these people. Find america eight. I mean somehow to me. Four foot vibrated. It takes thirty d size batteries. This is not a maratha lay. This is a jackhammer. As far as i'm concerned mean your wife goes out of town you could break sidewalks with this thing. Well she's a small woman. You sure i won't kill over this model. You know sparks flying out of it. It's not you will approve for electrical friend. Now the big item the inflatable party these dominant and take home. They blow it up. It looks like a girl i can do. Whatever they want with this thing. This amazing two thousand years of civilization man has progressed to the point of screwing balloons.
Show #45 "2 Acts 85' Style" Jay Leno, and O'Brian & Valdez - burst 2
"I hate dealing with the phone because they act like your parents. If you break your phone they try to teach you a lesson by making you stay in one day next week. Broke your phone. You're grounded friday between nine and five. What time we'll be there young man. You just sit and wait. The true story iphone breaks. Make an appointment. Get it fixed on wednesday all day. Wednesday. nobody comes thursday. I'm real mad. I call from the paper. Says we couldn't get out to your house yet. Tried to reach you but apparently your phone is animal says. Can you fix the phone. We'd be home thursday instead you'll be home. Thursday between nine and five thursday comes up at eight o'clock. I'm standing at the front door for seven hours. Waiting for this guy finally four thirty. I can't take long ago in the bathroom for two minutes out. There's no one on the door. Sorry we missed
"leno" Discussed on MYfm 104.3
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"leno" Discussed on News 96.5 WDBO
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"leno" Discussed on KTAR 92.3FM
"Leno David Letterman and Conan o'brien Carson would open with a monologue followed by sketch comedy and then interviewing big yes like politicians athletes actors and musicians the show moved from New York to Hollywood in nineteen seventy two because Johnny wanted more access to start yes leading the show back to NYC until twenty fourteen when Jimmy Fallon took over one interesting little nugget Carson almost never talked to his desk before or after the show but they didn't seem to mind the publicity that came with appearing on the show was like no other that all came to an end when he called it a career on this day in nineteen eighty two D. A. R. traffic traffic alert we have a closure of back up in a holiday weekend all rolled into one hears detour Dan valley Chevy dealers traffic center yeah what happened I don't think we have this much traffic since I've been doing reports last couple months that didn't end today westbound I. ten closed at the seventeen split you're forced out of the seventeen twenty two minute ride from the tender the Durango curve it's a really bad crash no estimated time of reopening but try to to to red mountain freeway to the I. ten downtown you'll find that is delay free right now I tend both directions at watching we've had a crash and there's a brake light out there for three miles in both directions approaching watch it we've also got a regular tennis ball that cleared eastbound at sixteenth street but we do have the weights on the seventeen northbound anthem all the way up to bumble bee that's mostly moderate slowing go at this point the boys it heavy on the eighty seventh rock solid from ride in the pace and I put my travel plans out there until I get better the traffic report brought.
"leno" Discussed on KTAR 92.3FM
"A separate the Jay Leno the Kardashians we're all part of the hearing they named out trump wants area he really wants a trial so he sees excited about a trial zonal fox and friends today you know just they his his normal show just they're just doing his thing she is she is a a tremendous person she was fantastic during the hearings Turner everyone is so many people that was so great but you know what the bottom line is all of those witnesses they will ship to ship so forget there was no due process you can have lawyers we couldn't have any witnesses we want to call the whistle blower but you know what I want is the first witness because frankly I want to try you know I can take I can have it you wanna try whatever I want I would look number one they should never ever impeaches is not in the I watched I watched five people in your network yesterday say there's nothing here you want to drop out you get one congratulations down what is one for Christmas so we'll see how that is oh my goodness still not going anywhere people are mad because I'm telling he's not going to isn't is not going anywhere if you like well you have no morals your bad person why because I'm not a senator are US senator if you're a senator knock yourself out then you know which way you can vote well but you should wanted to be god look nothing matters except for what those senators thank right and we are not what we are not going to putting pressure on any of the centers are you you call your senator ever you're going to see your senator right are you doing any of the things if you want I'm gonna L. you're gonna go see your center you can see her right is that gonna happen very interesting position here so here I am in Arizona we've got more the metallic and with your system doesn't just one last year so she's got a lot of time left before anything but she's a Democrat very progressive but has kind of become a centrist mother we Sally she ran against cinema she didn't win but she took over John McCain and she got to run again to beat mark Kelly but the state is becoming more purple other than red could they both vote and also vote for both of them vote for no removal because oddly enough in many occasions has voted with the president even though she's Democrat so there's a lot of things because not everybody is a Republican may vote to keep him there in the Senate and there may be some Democrats to surprise people who are in districts that are or or on stage where you know what guess what Hey yeah he won pretty actually I got to be careful here so it's you just don't know who's going to but I what I do know at this point in time there's not gonna be like seventeen of them that are jumping ship this is not gonna happen three two three five three twenty four twenty three at seventeen shows your Twitter so there is good news that came out of the climate emergency which by the way is the word of the year right we talked about that Oxford the word there thanks to Greta Thurn Berg who is a time travel if you've not seen the picture was it like eighteen eighty nine there's a girl that looks just like her right like is probably in Russia looks very Russian like she's plowing looks just like a miserable same scowl the whole nine yards and if she is a time traveler then I would like to see how dare you live in eighteen eighty nine not tell us nice chat.
"leno" Discussed on 710 WOR
"See Jay Leno I love jailer they have to do anything special jump through hoops show was they've got talent there's just a certain number phone call they're gonna have to be the number phone call that I pick you know I like Jay Leno I remember this years ago I was in Los Angeles I was driving driving around and Jay Leno had just started on the collection. and I was listening to a talk radio station and the guy on the talk radio station was criticizing Leno's performance for his first week saying he wasn't good at car saying and he was very funny well this is good as Carson anyway this guy was just keeps kind of ragged on Jay Leno and she called I'm here I'm here you know he was in his kitchen making dinner heard the guy ragging on any column and had a very civil polite conversation NJ was humorous and he said look I'm a long way to go I'm learning the ropes here nobody really replace cars but I thought that was a real classy thing for Jay to do we did call in anger just called to say yeah I'm doing the best I can not perfect yet you know but give me a chance to settle in you know one of the classic Leno stories which is I think is in bill Carter's book the late shift well it's a great book by yeah I thought about the late night wars yeah well they were NBC has this big a conference call with all the head honchos they're trying to side with the gonna go with Leno or letterman. and let those in the next room list the other close. so he does which executives said Hey he Ileto's allows the interviewer little does which executives said that he did he just pick up the line and I will no one knew that he has six story that was J. J. was great about going to a local affiliates and knowing everyone's name absolutely it was really good and I talked to one of my highlights and and and my career is only on the show and he's just so gracious S. out with me for the long you must've known I was nervous south of the longest time right up until the time supposed to do a monologue still wearing his jeans and thirty seconds he put on his pants went out his monologue I mean it was just great Hey when you go on a big time show like Leno are you treated like royalty if you're dressing room in for spread of food yeah are you and a handler I was all alone and this all this fruit and cake served drinks and I'll just go to the bathroom every five seconds I mean I don't know but I was and a you know that they were really great I give you a nice gifts you know for coming in that is great a tray they treated because of course the next I was a lot of extras who was die Adelaide. at seventy pass by the stuff ridge or dress shoes very nicely I said extra for the whole show lovely lady had this destructive aside yeah a state senator in New York from Rockland county named center James I I think a Cisco Pfister school for I also a school for us he's put in that all the important things going on in the world here's his bill he wants to make sure that pets are not then I'd medical coverage if they have pre existing conditions his name is not school visits due process well I started as a figure that out as do face well he says about I don't know this one point five million dogs and three hundred thousand cats in the U. S. were insured privately in twenty seventeen I just assume if you had a pact there's no insurance in your screwed when you can you can buy part another sure you can so to the vet can be very expensive very expensive of course you know what and I I know people of past the got cancer another major dizzy and cost a fortune absolutely love their pets so much anyway he wants to make sure that yes it was put on new law have a new law signed into you know pet insurance policy you can not be denied for pre pre existing very go well pets love you back there's a study from Oregon State University about cats and it turns out that cats really have an emotional bond with their owners with the people take care of them and they have many examples my favorite being a woman Fletch Williams her name is she said that she was sick get a bad cold one day and the cat would bring her tissue paper they're kidding now she said it only happened when I was when I was ill have no cats and dogs I I thought dogs were always more responsive I do realize cats were to know cats can be but you know I think that's cute brings the tissue paper to his queue and then another woman said she broke up with her boyfriend she was crying and the cat jumped up on her lap and put it's paws on her cheek to wipe away the tears. wow I see never thought I never like cats I love cats so I never you know I did like the brother I don't like that either just don't tell your friend and your I will..
"leno" Discussed on The Big 98
"Jay Leno tonight show. Jay Leno upside Garth commencing. So with that being said today country music nineteen ninety twenty nine years ago the dance dances released and we're gonna play right here to start Tuesday show. Here you go. Lucan? We. Oh. Kuda? Good. No. The. Hey. Who? The. Changed? And miss the. It's bad. Jane? Two. Body in and Moore's Keith out over there drama club days. I did little shop. Who are you in? I was Seymour. That's so funny. That's so funny. Oh my God. All show..
"leno" Discussed on WIBC 93.1FM
"No, no, no, just. How was he thinking? I never know. Just you Jesse from now. No, even get the, you know. Respects, you'll get no respect from me. Brutal absolutely positively brutal. What the hell was he thinking? Let me go. I go back to Jay Leno the day. Jay Leno beat David Letterman in the ratings was when he had on Hugh Grant, CISCO's back, I guess the nineties maybe thousands. I think is in the nineties s. And Hugh Grant had just a he was the biggest factor in the world of time. And he was busted for paying a Hooker. I think it was I wasn't a transgender Hooker was was was that. Can you say that any more? Divine or something like that? I could have I could have that part of it wrong. Now. I don't think I don't think I am. I thought she was was a notch. Was she not transgender? I thought I thought that was the story. Anyway, it was a Hooker. I don't have to add any more to it. And he went on with Jay Leno and Jay Leno. The first words out of his mouth were after he sat down all the applause sits down. Jay Leno looks at him and says what the hell were you thinking? Because what the hell? Was was he was he thinking? Okay. Her prostate name was Divine Brown. No. She's not transgender. I'm I'm thinking somebody else. I apologize for that. You always want to make sure you clear Clinton that went up. That's pretty important. But that was the day that interview was the day that Leno started beating Letterman, and it never ever went back. So the whole what was he thinking? It's it's a huge line that is sheer brutality from Chris rock. She and the people laughing and cheering. They know it. They know he's full of crap. Everybody knows he's full of crap. I assume though that he'll still have a career in about six months..
"leno" Discussed on KFI AM 640
"Your work. Maybe you weren't you probably one of the very first to use a black and white kids and films together, without you know, in the old days there, always the maids, and you had them all equals, which I thought was great. I black person to have a seventy year contract. The name. It was something right? No. Stage name. He that is wild. Oh, I mean, he discovered the little rascals and he had in the first black kid or or man or woman to have a seven year contract. That's amazing. Yeah. No. Yeah. He was interesting. Numeiri? I come out here. New York, New jersey. And glendale. The last movie capital wealth and the Clinton and. Glendow rates. Ten bucks a month? You moved the whole thing. Ali so Glendale could've been Hollywood. Ten bucks a month? More that's wild. That is unbelievable. That is unreal. Are we gotta take a break your J? Really appreciate coming on the audience loves when you come on. I'm hoping we can schedule your tomorrow for run seven. You know, my wife sent me running narrow having an affair. They are fully that nobody talks. No, I am. I gotta get some stupid. I really appreciate it. We'll talk to you tomorrow. All right. Bye. Bye. Thank you dig dog with that. Jay Leno when a guy. But look I I was in Jay leno's shoes. About two months ago. Right. Every time I called somebody. They complained that I had a bad phone, right? So I got the high end. Apple ten max made a couple of buck. Nice leasing splurging on yourself. Now when I call people they all assume I'm on a landline. So I gotta go apple shopping phone shopping with Jay I want to get them comfortable with the new phone. I'll pay for it. If he doesn't want to pay for it. And I'm gonna get him a phone that sounds beautiful. What's what's that December? So we can on every December said it's gotta be on Instagram Instagram. Yeah. You have to you have to fill it on Instagram. Otherwise, you can't do it. Or as Bill Belichick said, I said, the interviewer said, what do you think about the social media? He goes I don't like that face to face to face. I don't like that..
"leno" Discussed on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen
"Right. You have a photo. This is amazing curious photo. This picture so much, and yours what will high ruminate over who could get hard Kelly. Honestly, you know, by the way of you could get it vintage Patel, and I'm gonna give Judd of forty five seconds interview redo to ask all the questions he wished that. He had asked Jay back in the day. I love it though. I wrote these down. Okay. Put forty five seconds on the clock. Go judge. Do you ever get sad? Yes. Yes. Where do you go on date nights? Where are they going date nights? It's been about thirty eight years. Yeah. You'd probably a movie movies. Always good movie. Always good. Do you think? Letterman took the whole thing too seriously. Yeah. He's a comic. I think a lot of what Dave was coming cheek people might look serious. But now, why do you love denim shirts? You know, what it is? I I had a couple. Yeah. Then is a gag people. Give you one and then when day the tonight show right is that all let's get him fifty two for every now I have five hundred five hundred eighteen. Everybody gives what? The buzzer. By the way. You look good in ten looks good. Thank you very much. I'm second both of my Gusta beard on James Lipton's inside the actors studio also on Bravo. But this show is nothing like Lipton's because my lawyers said it can't be. So here's what incentive is a Jay Leno. All right. I'm going to use his voice and asking you questions as we go outside the comedian studio Judd, if you had to go without oral sex or never having a sense of humor for the rest of your life. Which would you choose? We don't get all sex humans. Very john. What is one subject matter? You would never go near for a joke. Oh, what subject matter Orel sex? Do either of you have a go-to knock knock joke. No, no. Then they'll if you're not a comedian does give it go ahead. I'm going to get it wrong. Knock knock who's there? Impatient. Cow patients. That's good. What is your absolute favorite city to perform stand up either of Madison, Wisconsin, really comedy unstinting Vegas? I like any city where I can see the airport from the stage. My plane is right over there. Thank you. Least favorite city to perform in either of you least favor. I don't really lease. I love America. Really? The cities is one subject matter. Oe already asked you that. Okay. Thank you very much. Because I got enough heckling house wiser unions. We should get you to do. You know, something we should do that. We should we should work with you. And get you to do stand up. It'd be interesting because if you have the look. I think it'd be fun. It'd be lights like Pygmalion. Yes. Okay. I wanna see what sort of hijinks I'm missing out on with a round of drink up. Stand up. I'm going to read you both a standup comedy related. Never have I ever statement. Okay. If you've done the thing tell us by drinking up. Okay. Never have I ever gotten a fight with a heckler in the middle of a performance. If you've done it you drink. Okay. Maybe Judd has never ever ever heard. Someone else performing a joke. They stole from me. Align time. Never have. I ever said it's great to be here in to the wrong city. She did that. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Never ever heard an other comedians talking daddy about knee backstage. Oh, yes. You have. Yes. Never ever ever made a joke about my significant other while she was in the crowd and pissed her off. John has done. This never ever ever told a fellow comedian. How mazing his or her set was when I actually hated. Yes. J guzzling again never ever been bumped during his show because a more famous comedian dropped by to do a set. Oh, yeah. Who why who did you have you guys got I got bumped by dice and re remind the same night. Wow. That's a double header by Richard prior. I would follow real Richie all the time. Really? That's amazing. Thank you for. Do you said you started out writing jokes for Roseanne? Do you think you will ever work together? Again. I have not heard from her lately. Yes..
"leno" Discussed on Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald
"I mean, they were you know, a lot of us got that kind of beating Kerry, and I would sit around and go shit. No guests with whose name is the wheel gonna spend on today because we knew that they'll be somebody who is going to get the verbal, you know on the fans than it would join in. Yes. And then all the other guys, it's like, you know. Complete. It gets picked and all the other ones back on them too. Because what hey, it's not me. I'll join in on this because it's not, you know, and that's what it was such a toxic environment. Right. Whereas, you know, and it's this is not the prop J up completely different. Jay leno. And Howard is like I always say going from Howard j is like going from the Disney, you know, because he is the sweetest door's always open. You know, for instance, let me give you I'll give me some something else to see here. J would always help his staff if any of the staff members had someone in the hospital, they need some extra cash chair would give them extra cash every Christmas. We got a hundred and fifty people got checks bonuses J J would sometimes say he would spend five million year every Christmas on his staff when when when they were moving Jay average. Found Jay's contract wasn't up until September. They wanted him out in February. So that can promote Jimmy Fallon on the Olympics. Jay was like this is the second time that fire in him. Now. Jay was like, all right. I'll tell you what.