35 Burst results for "Laugh"
The Breakdown
Elizabeth Warren Has Declared War on Crypto
"The crypto community is extremely fond of the apocryphal Gandhi phrase, first they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. We have a tendency to pretty much always think we've entered the then they fight you phase, but as of this quarter, I think it's pretty much official that we are now well and truly into the then they fight you face. The breakdown has had numerous shows about operation choke .2 and what seems like a coordinated effort to deplatform crypto companies from U.S. banking and in general push crypto offshore. But just in case there was any doubt, any doubt at all. Yesterday, Elizabeth Warren, the self styled emperor of the crypto antagonists, announced her formal reelection campaign for her Senate seat in Massachusetts. To do so, she released a video on a series of graphics with her looking determinedly off camera, with a big blaring headline that had been recently written about her. Some of the accomplishments highlighted included, subsidized child care, and over the counter hearing aids, great things for sure. But that wasn't all she chose to focus on. And what she did focus on would overshadow all of it. The image she chose to start that video, the headline reads Elizabeth Warren is building an anti crypto army. The headline is drawn from a February article in Politico, which covered the senator's sponsorship of the digital asset anti money laundering act last year. That act would require software providers and blockchain validation infrastructure operators to record significant personal information about protocol users and proactively generate money laundering reports without any government requests for information. Coin center called the bill unconstitutional and said it was, quote, a direct attack on technological progress, and also a direct attack on our personal privacy and autonomy. Of course, that's not Warren's only attack on crypto. Since this time last year, senator Warren has sent at least 15 letters on the topic of crypto to regulators, companies, and even the FTX bankruptcy judge. She's also sponsored at least two bills which were dramatically increased the data collection requirements within the crypto industry.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Kash Patel Joins Charlie to Mourn America As It Once Was
"Joining us now is cash Patel. Cash Patel is a great American. I think he sees this the way I do cash, your thoughts. I love the fire this morning. I think, you know, you said it on your show first. We do not utilize the state attorney general system the way it needs to be in this country. Why is no state attorney general prosecuting George Soros? Are you telling me his money to every political campaign? He's ever participated in his crystal clean and forget that their playbook is they don't care about the rule of law. And I'm not saying we should discard the rule of law. But why aren't we using it and why aren't we going on offense? Every state attorney general should be listed by name every district. And if you're not up to it, if you're not up to it, get out of the way. Get out of the way. And so here's a good example, cash. What is the big relic of the left? Their religious organization. BLM. BLM got donors from every state. They are an outright from based on what we understand. Fraudulent charitable organization. Where are the perp walks for Patrice colors? Do something. Show some action. Show some action that, okay, you indict Trump, BLM is going to get indicted in Louisiana and Arkansas. We need action. We need perp walks. We need handcuffs. We need sentencing. We investigations. I don't like talking this way, but they're laughing at us because they say, oh, we get to indict you and you guys send press releases. Exactly. But done are the days where, you know, this is what I've been calling on for this Congress. Stop sending letters. The January 6th committee showed us the powerful congressional subpoena. Don't issue 5. Issue 500 and issue them to Alvin Bragg. Don't give him a letter that allows him to a podium on the national stage to be like, you guys are buffoons. Alvin Bragg is basically admitted he used federal funds to bring this case against Donald Trump. There's your hook and there's no more powerful subpoena right now than a congressional one because the DA's and state attorneys aren't acting. So those guys in leadership positions in Congress have to go after Alvin Bragg and say, we want all of your evidence, all of your records, all of your finances, and you have to sit in the hot seat for days on end under oath. You can not avoid a congressional
The Charlie Kirk Show
Democrats Cross the Rubicon As Trump Gets Indicted
"Country that I grew up in has been dying for quite some time. Many people say, well, Charlie, don't we get our country back easily? Yesterday? The Rubicon was crossed. The river Rubicon, of course, goes to the story of Julius Caesar, deciding to start a Roman Civil War. The Democrats did this. Front page of The New York Times. Trump indicted. There is no going back. There is no reversing it. We are now in a new set of circumstances. The republic that we once enjoyed that we celebrated that we were appreciative of it that we were thankful for, it's over. They decided they killed it. It's not to say that the country is over, but we are in a completely new set of circumstances. A completely new scenario. And yes, I am wearing the hat for a reason because you better believe right now. That this is a direct assault, a direct attack on every single one of you. Those of you that pay your taxes. Those of you that go to church. Those of you that believe that America is the greatest nation ever to exist the history of the world. They hate you. This was a revenge indictment. These people are pathological. They're petty. They're personal. And of course, they're political. They hate the fact that the character that they were laughing about on SNL ever became president. They hate the fact that Amy Coney Barrett and Brett Kavanaugh and Neil Gorsuch are on the Supreme Court. They hate the fact that he showed that the border could be secure. The economy started to grow. He brokered Middle East peace, kept China in check, Putin never invaded. Hey, the fact that middle class wages were going up, hated the fact that Donald Trump was creating a beautiful diverse movement of people of all different backgrounds and ages, religions, to believe in the revitalization of America. Hey, the fact that he was able to get violent crime and check, he was going after the cartels. No, all of this is centered on revenge, but more than that, they want to do a Soviet style show trial, a public humiliation. You can not see what happened yesterday with the indictment of Trump and be naive any longer. And I am not an alarmist. I'm not someone who says, oh, you know, this is time to engage in hyperbole. The Democrats have not believed in elections for quite some time.
Mark Levin
AG Garland Won't Confirm if Nashville Shooting Was a Hate Crime
"But the mass murder wanted to be called the male So the media obliges They want to get it right you know Very little talk about the nature of the school and that the school was targeted because it was a Christian school that she attended In the attorney general of the United States today would not confirm that it was a hate crime and would not confirm that there is a hate crime Investigation he said they'd have to wait To find out When Joe Biden was presented with a statement from senator hawley that this should be investigated as a hate crime against Christians Joe Biden laughed Because he's sick He's a head case They say he owns shotguns Doesn't he say your shotgun producer Well why does he own any weapon given his mental state Which is very poor and getting worse by the second
The Charlie Kirk Show
Dennis Prager: Christians Are the Left's Only Organized Opposition
"Does The Serpent say in the Garden of Eden story? Each from the tree of knowledge and you will be like God, knowing good and evil and what it really means is determining good and evil. That is what the left does. The left determines good and evil. Not God. That is why they hate God as a belief because God is the determiner of good and evil. That's why they hate us religious people. We are their biggest enemy and Christians in particular because it's so much more numerous. I as a Jew constantly say the most persecuted religious group in the world today are Christians. With the exception of one Muslim group in China, which is a terrible, terrible thing, but that's one confined place, but in Africa, massacres of Christians take place by Muslim fanatics regularly and the hatred of Christians in the United States is completely understandable because you are the only organized opposition there are individual opponents of the left, but organized is only Christians and not enough Christians, by the way, just to say the least, the Anglican church in England has just announced that it wants to refer to God in non binary terms. The Anglican church is the Church of England, no more he have a very big essay in my genesis, yet you have three options he she or it. That's right. So I don't know what they'll do. They'll just keep saying, I guess, God, or maybe they'll say Z you're not laughing because you're not familiar. You're not up to date on your wokeism.
The Dinesh D'Souza Podcast
What Happened, Leftists?
"One of the key planks in the mega platform is anti globalism. But it was the left who invented that movement in the late 1990s, right? One of the key events was the battle in Seattle of 1999, where a large gathering of people protesting the W 20 ended up in a violent clash with local police in a scene that older participants likened it to the 1960s. The protesters were comprised of members of NGOs, along with steel workers, environmentalists, aids activists, farmers, anti capitalists, anarchists, students, and concerned local citizens. Not exactly the cpac set. So what happened leftists? Did you betray your principles or were you always just lying about them? I mean, there's a reason why people claim leftists are always accusing their opponent of what they are guilty of. In their back rooms, they may be laughing among themselves about how easy it was to pull off such a grand deception to those people. But they have yet to grapple with the upshot that no Democrat can ever claim to be grassroots again. Leftists are very upset that the Claremont institute recently released a database of corporate donors to BLM last Tuesday, a clearly reframes even the party's street level activists as little more than globalist corporate pawns. One of the major criticisms of the database is that it includes BLM adjacent organizations, some of which have very little relationship to the communist nonprofit, as donations to BLM itself. But it's clear from the linked evidence that Claremont wasn't playing fast and loose with the associations. There were simply adopting the same logic as BLM's own corporate supporters. Which was also the exact same logic used by none other than The Washington Post when they published in August 2021 article chiding delinquent mega corporations for failing to follow through on their pledges to BLM the year prior.
The Trish Regan Show
The Algorithms Destroying Our Nation From Within
"Blackburn. You are spot on and there are a lot of people that, oh, you know, they're clutching their pearls and you know they're all worried about this and that and the other. There are people that will laugh at this. Well, there was a, I believe in New York Post reporter that went on TikTok the other day, pretending she was a 13 year old boy to see what kind of stuff she would get fed. The violence, the sexual, I pornography like stuff that she saw, they kept feeding it and feeding it and feeding it and feeding it. And so I was thinking about this. I'm like, gosh, if you really want to destroy a society. Why not go straight into the heart? Why not go straight to the youth? You hit them with those images. Lots of guns, all of that, and not responsible gun ownership. Lots of bad stuff. So you get that on TikTok, algorithms that really pollute the minds of young kids, and you simultaneously make sure that you're fentanyl operations are feeding the drug cartels in Mexico that come right in to our country. I mean, it's like a, it's like a perfect case study and how to destroy. And you know how you need to go to war? That's right. And this is what they are trying to do. And they, every challenge the border town, every state, a border state right now. Because of what is happening, and it is heartbreaking to me. To see these children that are so adversely impacted, the mental health issues. And, you know, Trish, when you have one girl that has mental health issues and is contemplating suicide on an ongoing basis, what does that do to her circle of friends? It adversely impacts and stresses all of them. And we have heard the story over and over and over and over again from parents from principles from classroom teachers from pediatricians from psychologists and psychiatrists who are working with these children. And you hit it with the algorithms that are in these social media platforms. If a child goes on and they are viewing something about mental health or depression or suicide or eating disorders, that algorithm feeds them more.
The Eric Metaxas Show
Pat Boone Has Met Everyone, From Elvis to the Queen
"I'm talking to pat Boone. Yes, the patent. I could get any guy named pat Boone, but no, we took the trouble to track down the real pat Boone. Who has boy pat? You've met anyone I can think of. You have stories with The Beatles. You did business with The Beatles in the 60s. I did business with The Beatles. You met the queen twice. Yes, yes, twice, and the second time was very embarrassing. I think I did I tell you about this. You did and how many times did you walk on the moon? Be honest. Well, only once in my dreams. And it was scary, so I didn't it was a nightmare. You sung about the moon. You've met many astronauts. I mean, look, you've just met about everybody. I mean, everybody that was on the dais at the Dean Martin rose, the greatest program of all time. You've met most of those people. Yeah, and they've all made jokes about me too, and not on the roast. But just in their shows. And then they're well, because you became. You became that guy, you know, that we wanted to make fun of something wholesome we'd make fun of pat Boone. And what's the line where Dean Martin or somebody says that I shook papon's hand in my whole my whole right side sobered up? Big laugh because the audiences knew what he was talking about. Eric from the very beginning of my career where Elvis was, you know, my opening act and we've talked about that because I already had 3 million selling hits before we met and he only had one record and it was a sock hop in Cleveland. He was a punk. He was a punk, you took him out of the gutter. Is that what you're saying? No. But it was all like that. But he was considered the rebel.
The Dan Bongino Show
Robert Sirico: Analyzing the Modern Socialist
"How do you address being a priest in a man of faith and understanding the words of the Bible How do you address the liberal criticism frequently of free market folks like myself and you when they say well listen Jesus was a socialist I kind of laugh when they say that but how do you address that Well you know you know who came back with the best quip On this the most succinct was Winston Churchill And this is in the early 1900s He said in his day of course He said the socialism of the ancient church the early Christians said all that is mine is yours But the modern socialists say all that is yours is mine That's great When these liberals accuse us of this they're looking at the communal nature the generous nature the philanthropical nature of the early Church of Jesus of how he went out of his way and gave himself for the people and they say well that's socialism Well the difference between that what Jesus did and what his early church did and what the church continues to do is that we're inspired to sacrifice ourselves By his message of love for the other person Socialism is the opposite of that It coerces you It doesn't inspire you to greatness to heroism to sanctity It forces you a person isn't made holier because their money is taken and given to somebody else Even if that money goes to something good you're not benefited spiritually by it And so that's the great flaw of socialism
AP News Radio
Aston-Reese scores 2 as Maple Leafs beat Hurricanes 5-2
"Zack asked and re scored twice in the Maple Leafs entered a two game skid by topping their hurricanes 5 to two. Aston Reese tipped in a shot to open the scoring two 54 into the game. He added an insurance goal with 5 O one left in the second period. They were pretty easy goals for me to put in. I mean, gossip with a great shot. Great move by him too. That little shammy at the top to get free and then laughs with a great sauce pass. Mitch marner auston Matthews and Morgan rielly also scored to back Ilya samsonov, who turned back 31 shots. Carolina lost for the third time in four games to stay one point ahead of the Devils for the metropolitan division lead. I'm Dave ferry
The Dan Bongino Show
Anthony Fauci Debates Himself on Gain-of-Function Research in Wuhan
"This is Fauci on gain of function You're going to hear him in the beginning and then debating himself on the gain of function First he was categorical about it You're going to hear him on was it Newt Gingrich's podcast where he calls it a conspiracy theory the whole lab leak thing and then you're going to hear him in a later interview because you can't see You want to see go to my rumble account but you'll hear him in a later interview No no no I didn't say that I was always open to it No you called it a conspiracy theory Your words Not mine Again had tip Texas Lindsay check this out I don't know how many times I can say it madam chair We did not fund gain of function research to be conducted in the Wuhan institute of virology Anyway so let me just go on about NIH lifts funding pause on gain of function research That might be anticipated to create transfer or use enhanced potential pandemic pathogens I don't think this is going to be foolproof things are going to slip through Sorry that was the wrong one That's my fault That's not Jim's I haven't listened as one That was gain of function Where he takes the two completely seemingly opposite positions on the same thing Here he is on the lab leak theory doing the exact same thing You're going to hear him first again on newt's podcast Calling it a conspiracy theory And then at the same Anthony Fauci in a later interview basically challenging and debating himself take a listen I'm always have to laugh at that in the I mean that's totally bizarre First of all I wasn't leaning totally strongly one way or the other I've always kept an open mind As you know there's a sort of urban legend that there's a biological warfare center in Wuhan and that the coronavirus escaped from that Did you have any sense of where it probably came from I think ultimately we know that these things come from an animal reservoir I've heard these conspiracy theories And like well conspiracy theories they just conspiracy theories I wasn't leaning totally strongly one way or the other I've always kept an open mind
Mark Levin
Sean Hannity: The Advantages of Having Mark Levin as a Best Friend
"I will tell you it's funny So you know I do these audience shows a couple of days a week now right Yes And before the show you do your lounge act That's one way to put it yes And I always ask the crowd how many people do we have any how many Mark Levin fans we have here And it's everybody Every night And I'll ask how many no more can I have best Friends And it's everybody They all know And then I'll say you know there's a couple of things about Mark that are so necessary Every time you have one of those audiences seriously I do it every night Yeah It's one of the best jokes I give People love it So I'll ask everybody I said you know what best Friends I said there's so many advantages when you have Mark Levin as a best friend I said anytime I need a question about the constitution answered he's a walking encyclopedia on the U.S. Constitution and rather than investigate myself He'll tell me in like a minute and a half and I'll have my answer So I said that's a huge advantage And then I said he's the only guest in the history of cable news that will say I'm done I won't answer any more questions People really laugh at that And the last you know why Because you're done Two reasons Number one there are other guests there and if I'm not going over if I'm done I'm done Number two no no no It's not a criticism No no but the other reason is that I can't hear the music Yeah And the last thing I say to people I said the greatest gift when you have Mark as a friend as you'll never ever need to spend money on the alarm clock
The Charlie Kirk Show
Why Does Jane Fonda Want to Murder Pro-Lifers?
"So Jane Fonda was a really big deal for years and she's obviously lesser now. Not exactly as well known to the younger generation, but an attempt to try to make herself seem relevant again, Jane Fonda went on the view. And said some things that were so extraordinary, so over the top, it really makes you it really makes you just kind of look twice at it. Now mind you, she's been an activist her whole life. She's been involved. She said she was in support of the civil rights movement, but she most famously visited Hanoi in 1972 and sat inside of a North Vietnamese double-A gun, gun used to shoot at American jets. Who is it? It's an anti air gun. Thank you, because I was like, how do you sit inside of a gun? It was an anti air weapon. During that visit, she accused the United States of systematically targeting Vietnam's Dyke system to cause flooding and cause massive civilian casualties. This was not true. That is, that's Jane Fonda, and you could be considered a traitor for that. She's been at the center of so much political activism and controversy and it's interesting. She considers herself a big feminist. Jane Fonda, Gloria Steinem and all these people were considered to be really big feminists yet she's very quiet on the fact that men are now able to continue their quote unquote terror campaign against women. She said that oil executives and politicians who don't support climate change agenda should be treated like Nancy war criminals. But she's really trying to outdo herself here. Let's play cut one 18 of Jane Fonda on the view, like cut one 18. Many decades now of having agency over our body of being able to determine when and how many children to have. We know what that feels like. We know what that's done for our lives. We're not going back. I don't care what the laws are. Besides besides marking and protesting, what else do you suggest? It's not a miraculous or did you say? Murder. She's kidding. Wait a second. She's just. Don't say that. You don't know. They'll pick up on that and just kidding. Well, let me talk to you about that. What's most troubling about that clip is how the audience laughs. When she says they should kill us. And she looks like she's not kidding. Jane Fonda's a very angry person. So let's take this apart. So Jane Fonda says we know what having agency over our bodies has given us. What has it given you, Jane Fonda? You're a very angry and bitter person.
BitcoinChaser
Cryptocurrency Jokes
"9 a.m. Thursday March 9th, 2023. Cryptocurrency jokes in the midst of the crypto winter, we could all use a laugh to lighten up. The post cryptocurrency jokes appeared first on Bitcoin chaser.
The Eric Metaxas Show
'Fish Out of Water' Is Now Available in Paperback!
"My book, fish out of water came out in paperback. Yes it did. Now the ladies and gentlemen got it right here. It is a load of fun. Most of my books are not a load of fun. No. There may be some fun in them. There's even jokes in the bahnhof her book. I refer to Jimmy Carter in the bahnhof her book, especially if you're smart and you read the index. There's jokes in all my books. Like Easter eggs. But this book is loaded with comedy. Comedy. And it is a true story, and it's out in paperback. And darling pictures, black and white, and some color ones of you when you were a little baby and your dad, of course. This is what I like about it. This book really is, in a sense, about your dad. The funny, funniest stuff is really your dad. Your dad in a sense was very much like my dad. He would kind of get words and phrases wrong. And we'd say we'd laugh as kids. He wouldn't realize, oh, I said that word wrong. I misused that phrase. And there's a couple of them there. I thought, well, maybe you could just mention a couple real quick because we've got some time. Well, the ones that I always say to people who invite me to speak on my book letter to the American church, I say, please invite me back to speak at this church because that's a really sobering message. It's important, but it's very sober. But if I give my testimony the story of my life from fish out of water or talk about my book and say these indebted, it's like there's a lot of fun and it's nice to have fun.
Mike Gallagher Podcast
Sylvia Garcia Asks Useless Questions During 'Twitter Files' Hearing
"Listen to this exchange, listen to how in the know Sylvia Garcia, Democrat from Texas is about the country that she represents. I'll move on and I wanted to ask mister Schilling the same questions or when did you first visit with her get contacted by mister Musk? I'm not going to reveal my sources, but like I said, I was invited by Barry Weiss. You might ask me for sources, sir. I'm just asking you to technology. Did you first make contact with mister Musk? I don't know the exact date. Was it? It was December. It was December. December of, well, there's a lot of December. December of last year. Which December? December of last year, ma'am. Last year, the 2022? Yes. All right. Now, in your discussion in your answer, you also say that you were invited by a friend Barry Weiss. My friend Barry Weiss. So this friend works for Twitter or what is her? She was a journalist. Sir, I didn't ask you a question. I'm now asking mister schellenberger a question. Yes, ma'am. Barry Weiss is a journalist. I'm sorry, sir? She's a journalist. She's a journalist. So you work in concert with her? Yeah. Do you know when she first was contacted by mister Musk? I don't know. You don't know. So you're in this as a threesome. Um, there was many more people involved than that. There wasn't ready more people involved with it. Are you being paid to be here today either through consulting fees? No. Campaign contribution. Absolutely not. Absolutely. I'm hearing fired. Absolutely not. And a lady's time has expired. That's a United States congresswoman. That woman, you'd laugh at her in the grocery store. If she started talking in the grocery store like she was a clerk and you just struck up a conversation and say, oh, this poor thing.
The Eric Metaxas Show
Of the Books Eric Has Written, Which Is His Favorite?
"What has been your favorite book that you've written in your career? Which one has brought you the most joy, well, okay, that's hard to say in some ways it would be fish out of water because I had to call my parents up almost every single day to ask them questions like when we did this who was this and what was this about and there was something really kind of just, I don't know, fun is a good word for it. It was sort of writing, I always say this, writing is hard. You write, I write, writing is hard. I find writing to be really hard work, writing a book is hard work. But there was something about writing fish out of water that there were elements of it that it really was fun because a lot of the stories are very funny. And so it's a joy to write a true story from your life that you know was funny and if you communicate it effectively, it will make the reader laugh, but I would also say that my Martin Luther book was similar. There was a certain joy in writing parts of that book because Luther was such a madman in the best sense. And there are kind of funny stories about him. And then there's funny stories about the people around him. I mean, but the intense corruption of the late medieval Roman church. You just want to fold down from horror and laughter. Could it really have been this bad? Some of it is just so anyway, there's some comical portions, so there's a lot of that in the Luther book. So in some ways, I would say that about my Luther book that I think it would be a fun read because when I wrote it, it was some of it, I was dying myself writing it.
The Charlie Kirk Show
Treehouse Antifa Sacks CopCity With Jack Posobiec
"Have down here in Atlanta. Is this situation where when we were told, you know, we're told in the media, we're told in the press, 23 protesters arrested by police and left wing sources are out there saying this, go and watch these videos because we've got flir video from overhead drone imagery that's infrared forward looking infrared flir. Of a crowd that looks to me like 50 to 60 strong in a coordinated attack, spilling forth from the Woods at a police training facility outside of Atlanta, Georgia. This is run by the Atlanta police department. Now Charlie, you remember, as well as I, that it's the left that is always saying the police needs to be better trained. It's always the left saying the police should have, they should have shot him in the arm. They should have tried deescalation. They should have tried everything else. Well, the police said, okay, fine, we're going to go into the Woods and set up a training facility and we're going to do just that. Well, antifa is now attacking it. And people want to laugh about the left using violence. The people want to say, oh, they're not that great at it. Oh, they suck at it, et cetera, et cetera. Guess what? They're actually out there doing it. Because they have something in their movement that I don't always see on the right, and that's called moral clarity. They actually and truly believe in the violent actions that they are doing. And I'm not saying the right should ever condone violence, but my point is the right needs moral clarity in our in our positions and in our values if we were actually going to fight to take back this country. These are the people who fervently believe in destroying our country, tearing it down because they hate the people that run the place now. They hate the people who founded it. They hate our institutions, and they hate the west. And it's as simple as that. You don't need all of the philosophy and ideology to understand. They just hate you, and they want to take away everything that you have. But do we know who the ringleader of this was? This was a domestic leader. This was a domestic terror attack. We don't know specifically who the ringleader was yet, but they call themselves hashtag stop cop city.
Baseball Tonight with Buster Olney
"laugh" Discussed on Baseball Tonight with Buster Olney
"Is spectacular, obviously. I do think Seattle's improvement was underrated to go from the Superdome or whatever the heck they call it. What do they call that? Was it the Superdome? Seattle Superdome. And I love their part now. I think their partner now is spectacular. Blade bigler at blade bigler is up next, this person writes in. I really think Kershaw will get to three kilometers. Kingdom. That's what it was called. There you go. For King County. Yeah. Okay, sorry. Blade is right in. I think Kershaw will get to 3000 strikeouts, but I also think that feet will never be done again. What do you guys think? That blade, I completely agree with you because of what we're seeing, right? Starting pitchers getting yanked consistently after 80 pitches, you're not going to have a lot of counting stats with that sort of dynamic in place, which is another reason why we need some sort of regulation and how relievers are used. Chief beef at Carl havoc, I was watching the Red Sox game the other night and the virtual strike zone was off. It made the game much more interesting to watch where you could slowly imagine the umpire strike zone as the game developed. What do you think about that? No. MLB actually said, hey, how about you guys turn off the K zone? No. The part of it. I want to know what kind of job the umpire is doing. Let's skirt some accountability there. No, that's not a good idea. Last one for the week, Nicholas Schwartz at N Schwartz underscore CEO writes in Justin via lander and Max Scherzer are both first ballot Hall of Famers, but who will history remember as the better of the two? Yeah, Nicholas, the sound you hear is of me running away from that question. Two of the most competitive people I've ever known, they have a competitive dynamic between them, I'm just going to wait for the final numbers to settle right away in on that. Oh my goodness. I would love to set up that conversation with the two of them. Put cameras of both of them and ask them which one of you guys is better because they're both so competitive. It might come to blows. It might get a little physical at the end of that conversation. I wouldn't do that, but Justin Verlander, Max Scherzer, they're both great because they both have tremendous competitive arrogance, you know? I love that about both of those guys. All righty, that does it for bleacher tweets for the wee hashtag bleacher tweets on Twitter while you're watching the games. Please follow rate and review this podcast wherever you listen to your podcast. If you have a friend who loves baseball, suggests this podcast to them in don't forget everyone Mondays, the core of the podcast. You can watch that on YouTube. That'll be out in the evening and we'll remind you again on Monday. So thanks for everything this week, everyone. You know, the next time we have Tim on, we're going to have to ask him that question, really put him on the spot. Sarah, you're a really nice person. How about we put you on the spot with a question? Who's going to have to be anointed as having the better career Verlander or Max Scherzer? Well, do you hear that? That was the sound of the bus hitting me that you're just threw me under. I am absolutely avoiding that question like you. It's awesome. All right, that's it for today. That's it for this week. My thanks to Tim. Guess hambo, Sarah, Taylor, have a great day, everybody. Thanks for listening. Stay safe and remember hating inequality based on skin color or something we need to fight against every single day. Hi, this is Reece Davis from the ESPN college football podcast with a look at the 2022 draft, part of ESPN podcast, moments that matter series presented by supercuts, the smarter, easier way to get a haircut, it's not just any haircut, it's super cuts. I love the tone setting nastiness. Like somebody that just, I don't give a dang who you are, I don't care what team you play for. I'm going to kick the crap out of you. And I don't care about hurting anybody's feelings. I love that dude. That's moments that matter presented by supercuts. Supercuts is the perfect way to get a haircut. If you're someone who doesn't have time for a haircut, you like looking good and who doesn't, but you don't like wasting time, you should get a super cut..
Baseball Tonight with Buster Olney
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"The game. Have you ever had a hand check quite like that? No. I haven't seen one like that. What do you think that he was doing there? Did you sing a video? Did you see the video? I've seen the video. I was there. You guys see it playing his day. Tim, I have not seen something involving an umpire. They got so much reaction from former players like Dan Heron on social media who are tweeting out how they felt like the Dan bellino absolutely baited him into that ejection. And that reaction by the way that he just kept on lingering and checking his hand and by the way he stared him down. What'd you think? Well, you know buster I'm a big umpire guy. I think they're way better than people think and I kind of like it on a tiny level that he was standing up for the home plate umpire, a young guy and saying he's trying to say you can't show up my home plate umpire when he's young guy. However, was totally baiting Madison Bumgarner there. Gambling can not do that. That is totally unacceptable to do something like that, not just to any picture, but a veteran pitcher like Madison baumgartner. That was really disappointing. Again, I'm a big umpire's guy. They don't get enough credit, but sometimes they don't get enough blame for not explaining what's going on in a situation and somebody needs to explain what Dan bellino was doing there because you can not bait a player and throw him out of a game in the first inning of a game when so many teams are pitching staffs are already in shambles. You can't do that to a veteran pitcher why you bade him into doing that. I've gotten to know damn bolina through the years. I think he's an excellent empire. He's a great guy. He's a great baseball guy. And he made a terrible mistake with how he handled that. I thought it was completely wrong. It wouldn't surprise me if at some point we get the rare case of public disciplining of an umpire, one of the few cases that I could remember ten the other day when I saw this was and you'll remember this when Mike winter was umpiring at first base and there was an issue with Milton Bradley and he spun him around and Milton Bradley got hurt because in part, Mike winner put his hands on him. That's what this kind of remind me of, like, no, you crossed over a line in the way he handled this. And look, Madison Bumgarner can be a grumpy guy. We know that. He probably was upset about giving up the lead off home run, as well as the calls. And so he comes off. But when he walks up to bellino Tim, he wasn't looking for any confrontation with damn bolino, who he knows well, obviously, through the years, he wasn't trying to, he wasn't yelling at the first base umpire. Is that started? He actually was looking down and it felt like he was turning the page already. Right, look, no one should be looking for a fight. Players, managers, once in a while, look for a fight with an umpire and I hate it when they do that. But it's way worse when the umpire looks for a fight from the player. That simply can't happen that's not the job of an umpire. Damn, you know, I agree. It's a really good umpire. And that was not a good night for him. Before you go, I'll ask you the same question I asked embo. How bad is this getting with a Cincinnati reds? Yeah, buster, this is sad. I get no pleasure out of watching this. I mean, they're run differential is the second highest already after since 1900 after 25 games. They're starters ERA is the highest of any team after 25 games since earn runs were made official in 1913. I mean, buster, we're getting into 1988 Orioles territory here. I mean, I covered that team as you know. They lost their first 21 games. They were, they came home from Chicago. One and 23. That's essentially the same track that the reds are going through right now and this is so unhealthy for that team that city, those players. It's really sad. And again, look at hunter green's line last night buster. He got 8 outs last night. 7 of them on strikeouts and gave up 5 home runs. So he's the only pitcher ever to have 5 strikeouts, give up 5 home runs in a start of under three innings. Ever, that pitching line last night we'd never seen that before. It kind of personifies where our game is today when you make your pitches with tremendous stuff. You strike people out when you miss location. You give up a home run. And that's what's happened in awful lot to the reds lately. And I hope this turns around because to repeat. This is not healthy for the game when any team is this bad. In recent years, you know, when the Orioles have really struggled, I felt terrible for Brandon Hyde, you know, gray baseball guy. I felt terrible for Trey Mancini. And you feel terrible for David bell. You know, who is in a position now where, you know, he's managing a team that's struggling that badly. And you and I know I covered we both covered terrible teams. You mentioned the 88 orals. I covered the 1993 Padres who lost a 101 games, traded away Gary Sheffield and Fred mcgriff and all these stars. And there begins to develop a rot within within a team like that, where there's just no stabilizers, right? And they've had so many guys go on the injured list early the year. Joey Votto, Tyler naquin, the other day, goes down. And you're just concerned that they're just going to continue to spiral downward. Yeah, it's really it's really a shame. And as you know, buster, you and I had them on opening night in Atlanta, they won that game, but you looked at their rotation after Tyler malley, and they just didn't have any veteran presence because of injuries with cassio and minor and everything else. For me it was a recipe for disaster to start a season with essentially four rookies in the starting rotation after Tyler malley. And now that they don't hit because Jonathan India has been hurt and other things Joey Votto hadn't gotten going and the reds have been around since 1882. They deserve better than this. And the organization made a determination. We're going to cut payroll and this is what happens when you cut it this much and all other things go wrong. And the development of a talent like a hunter green could be affected. So you hope they find a way. All right, Tim, thanks for doing this. Thanks, buster, talk to you soon. Jessica Mendoza.
Baseball Tonight with Buster Olney
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"But it is freaking panic time already. One month in, I'm already there, okay? This team has won only two series so far this season against Oakland and against Colorado. This lineup was built upon the idea that it would be dominant, but they've scored one or fewer runs 7 times already this season. So they're not living up to that identity. They built a team around a bunch of sluggers in a year in which the bowl isn't flying, which is brilliant, of course. And then Bryce Harper is going to require Tommy John surgery, so he's likely to be a shell of himself for the rest of the season. I am panicking already about the Philly, so I think we're playing an division that's also going to sort of come around. I am, I have been out on this team and I remain out on an escape. The white sacks were the clear favorites to win the American League central. There are 11 and 13 so far, three games behind the Minnesota Twins. Is it time to panic or time for patients? Patients box their patients, my dear boy, Taylor hit me. That's exactly right, Aaron. So this is why I'm being patient when it comes to the White Sox buster. They've been asked for 26 to 13 after the 7th inning this season. That's not something that we'll continue. The back end of their bullpen is too good in their lineup is too good. Well, I think I really like about their team. The way that the pitcher's misbah and the way that they're hitters don't. So right now they're a strikeout differential. Plus 70. It's the best margin of its kind in all of baseball. There's no way movies Robert is going to own base two 88 this season and yuan mom kata will come back soon and impact that lineup in a big way. I still consider them the favorite to win the American League central. And the Boston Red.
Baseball Tonight with Buster Olney
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"It falls on the warning track. Nemo's coming around third. He will score. Incredibly, it is now 8 to 7 mets on Marte's double to the base of the left center field wall. They've scored 7 times in the 9th inning. It's got pransky was speechless assemble. I think you agree with me there for a second on sports radio 94 WIP because of what happened to Phillies last night. Yeah, it's a good thing that this is not one of those baseball tonight podcasts that were broadcasting on YouTube. So viewers and listeners didn't have to see two specific fingers that I'm holding up to you at the moment. So I appreciate the kind of words about the girls that I'm having in September, but what happened last night in Philadelphia was unimaginable. It is the most painful thing in the world to lose a game like that. But honestly, it's not really all that surprising. I went to that par for the course, but we've watched the Phillies bullpen implode over the previous two seasons. We've seen Joe Girardi mismanage that bullpen over the previous two seasons. And we've also seen bulk showalter come in and instill a culture very quickly in the Met's Clubhouse where that's at least possible. You know, a year or two ago, that was not possible. But not only did the mets squirrel those runs in the 9th inning, but the mets pitching held the filling scoreless for the last 5 innings of that game to make that possible. So I guess it goes to show you how far the mets have come in such a short period of time. And how the film is at the same old same old. Okay, we're going to dig into the Philly just a little bit more, but I want to hear literally what your reaction was as that was playing out. Okay. I mean, I would describe it as watching a train crash happened in slow motion because there became this sense of pain. Were you in your living room where you might I'm in my bed in the game? Yeah. I'm in my bedroom. I'm watching the game on you because my wife is sleeping. And I would say I wake up very early, so I contribute to how cranky I am this morning. But once at which point in the evening, it became obvious to me that the Phillies were going to lose the game. But I actually considered turning it off because I didn't want to see it happen. So that's where I am as a Philadelphia fan at the moment. The sixers are crumbling before our very eyes. And as soon as that lead started to begun chipped away at, it's just became obvious but I'm at the point in my fandom now where it was like this ominous thing when we're leading 7 to three. It's the worst. It's the worst possible thing imaginable. The thing that made it even worse was through it that I knew it was going to happen way before it did. That was the feeling that I was actually having one. That's when I turned off the game and I started watching other games and then my son raised me and texted me last night late and he goes, dude. And that's all he said in a moment. I have no idea what that means. He goes, did you see what happened with the Phillies? So I wish I had done the same. I wish I had this. I wish I could. And this lead right perfectly into a game that you suggested before that blown lead last night, a game of panic or patience in regards to three teams and we'll start with the Phillies, is it time for panic or is it time for patience? Oh, it is time to panic..
Focus On the Family Daily Broadcast
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ESPN FC
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"Of mashed in the Bundesliga this weekend coming up all stars with hoffenheim taking on a Stuttgart and then on Saturday, eintracht Frankfurt take on Bayern Munich, then a good double header for you on Sunday. Against Leipzig and it's also against Borussia Dortmund. Good news coming out from Borussia Dortmund yeren are of course who left the pitch in tears during that thrashing of glad back. We thought that maybe it would be a recurrence of an old injury. In fact, medical softer telling us that it's just two weeks with a thigh strain. So it's a much needed good news there for the U.S. international. A lot more on that going forward and indeed what's been happening in the she believes cup. Be sure to check out the latest edition of football America's, which is available now on ESPN+. That is it. That brings us to the end of today's show. Thank you very much to everyone who has been on. Be sure to stay tuned though. Jaws and Ian hanging around so a chakra and Stevie to answer your questions on extra time. Welcome in the installation of extra time, the curtains are here, say Ian dark must be there. People love them. You like this. They're very good. I thought your clock, your glasses looking a bit dirty, and I think they need a bit of a clean tools. It's with us as well. Bad from his skiing holiday during the most important week for PSG. Stevie with us. What was a puppet short again? The puppet show, the Muppet show? No, the poppy short. The puppet show. Yeah. Gonna have to talk a little break. If you look at each cut, that's the exact same as the Muppets. The pockets. And he's not, he gets the alligator and smashes. What old punch and Judy? I pointed Julie, eagle. Wow. That's relevant. I'm sure to a lot of the audience who are watching. Right. Stevie three passes four goals yesterday came off the desk throw ins. Does Stevie have any thoughts on its influence from throw ins? Maybe this has been learning from a certain coach. If he's learning from anybody that good for him, beautiful. I'm just about throwing coach for a while. Have you changed your mind? No. Have you met Stevie? I will double down on what I said before. I am sure if the throwing coach is going to do anything, it's going to help somebody throw the ball farther. Okay. But as far as coming up with design and players and all, that's nonsense. Right. If you are the court and you've got three other assistants, you're telling me you can't and what we're in. Then you should be in the job. So you're getting cops should be in the job. That's what you're saying. Sat Jürgen Klopp. He's a fame. If you're in court, can't come off with a playful throw on. But he's tired of throwing coaches. Well, obviously you're inclined can. And obviously. Obviously he doesn't count. But why are you don't tell me you bring a throw in coach to do a check please? For movement and runs and all the other stuff. Yes. Teach somebody to throw the ball father, maybe. Right. Don't get me this knowledge is you need to get. I throw in court. Come on, what the laws will be. And when do you stand, I'm sorry. I think we would have won another footballer of the year. Award had he had a throw in coach. Oh yes, he sees TV. No, I could never throw it. No, no. No. Maybe we need somebody to help you through it further. That's way more good. You agree with me. I don't know what's going on. You start to move through it. Yes, next. What time do you have to pick up your grandson tonight? Who will win? The second leg of PSG versus Real Madrid Julianne Ron and why will it be Real Madrid? Wow. I mean, they won't win it. They might draw it and they might not lose again. They should have lost by more than one goal, by the way, the party plans. But this is for us this one. Kirill and Kylian imagine the celebration. Which partnership would you rather have Ian? Simon Kane, Lewandowski and Muller, or Benzema and venetia junior. Oh, crying. Well, judges on the weekend, you've probably go for stodden Kay, wouldn't you? Those two seem to have some kind of a telepathy going on. Earlier in the season, bends them out, and this is junior. Yeah, goals are plenty, not quite so many lately. What was the other one? Lewandowski and Muller. Yeah, I'm gonna go a very current choice is Sondland K because they just equal, didn't they? At the weekend, as a pair, they produce more goals, or they've equal, Lampard and dropper, but most girls as a partnership in the Premier League. Stevie, do you want to set your telepathy story? So you were told me about this? Well, Kenny Dalton, Kevin Keegan. Good. I'm glad I brought that up. Was it toss Jack and Keegan? Yeah. You want to touch it? Well, it turns out the story or not. I thought it was somebody to Utah with the story of them holding a number up. So basically you held a number up and say it was number 6. And then he would cry and telepathically tell the other player who it was and he could see it in the cameras. We'll cut that out, yeah. Oh, no. Lewandowski and Muller know? Oh yeah. Yeah. All day long. Yeah? Yeah. Stevie, with.
ESPN FC
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"The second leg against Barcelona on Thursday in the Europa League and was thinking ahead to that. As opposed to I don't know, maybe going top of the table and trying to win the domestic league. Yeah, it's quite incredible. We were texting with our producer Pete before the game and at the start saying, what is going on? Waste palette is doing why you playing, not your reserved team, but certainly a lot of your key players were on the bench signing with those events, for example, of having you still had, I guess, enough talent on the page to go and we're not Cagliari, who are fighting against relegation and I know a very good team let's be honest. Really well and still until pale tea through the cavalry on and Aussie men's court, the equalizer with three minutes three minutes before before the end. And again, it's a bit the same story as with Obama young we will not know until the end of the season if those two points drop tonight and make a big impact on the title race if Napoli comes short of winning this area title show of 1.02 point we're going to say, oh yeah, I remember that gaming cavalry on the Monday night where they should really up with the strongest team and then think about the basal Barcelona second leg. I can understand why the biggest game is the basa one, another Cagliari one in the same week. However, you win a very strong position, as you said down to go top of the table to put pressure on the two Milan teams in two weeks time you're going to face Milan at home, so it would have been good to be ahead of them in the table, which might still be possible, but not as likely now that they drop two points tonight. So hot to understand what's popular teammate are called, but again, we don't need to know at the end of this. And if that's costly or not. You know, it feels like a world away, doesn't it? When you think.
AJ Benza: Fame is a Bitch
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"Him. He's been very lucky in the business, especially to score a job like curb. And let me just tell you what his job on curb your enthusiasm is based on. You want to laugh? Him and his wife, on that show. Susie espen, the brilliant comic, the Jewish comic. Jeff garlin and Susie has been, you know who they're based on that based on my manager, how will the penis and his wife Maria? So I know exactly his personality because that's what Howard was. And that's what his wife Maria was all about. And that's why we went to the club that night because Howard knew that the curb your enthusiasm pilot, Jeff Garland was gonna embody a character that represented Howard and Howard felt like a million bucks. It unfortunately coincided with Jeff garlin being an asshole and me having to call his shit to the carpet. Either way, I'm still punching Howard died and Jeff garlin's on top of the fucking world. So that's the natural order of things right now. I wish it would different. I wish how it was still here and Jeffrey dawn, and I was a multi whatever the hell, but maybe next year. I'm AJ Benjamin that was your free show. That was your free fame as adventure. What do we call Monday's mayhem mundane? I don't know, I'm not gonna put a name on it. It ain't free ball Friday, but you're four days away from free ball, Friday, feel good. That should show for December 6th, 2021. Join Patreon dot com slash fame is a bitch and hear all about my breaking down the interview that Alex Baldwin David George Stephanopoulos that softball game and you'll come away being a lot smarter with your Friends at the next Christmas party. Otherwise I'll talk to you tomorrow.
AJ Benza: Fame is a Bitch
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"Book she wrote and decided, hey, I want to option this and make this happen. And she was excited as a writer, somebody comes to you that can get money. Or put money into a project or get something done, you fucking snap out of bed and run over to their house. Like, what can we do? And he's like, well, I can do this. I can talk to so and so. But then came the advances that were uncomfortable. And my friend is very sexy, beautiful girl. Some of you might be able to figure out what I'm talking about. But she wrote a book some years back about the way she partied so much. And Jeff garlin came to her and said, I can make this. I can get this done. Yeah, but it kind of would have come with a price. And my friend wasn't willing to meet that price. And if I could tell you more about Jeff gold and I'll say this, I don't know, 20 years ago or so. I'm at, I think it's not the improv. One of the comedy clubs, the comedy club on the comedy store on sunset boulevard. Famous, Pauly Shore's mother, mitzi would run it. It was very famous spot. I'm with my manager, the great Howard lupita, who passed away. And how it represented a lot of comedians, Tom green. Hey, Jimmy Kimmel, Adam Carolla. And he snuck me in that group of people and I was like very psyched because I was a fan of Adams and jimmies and Tom greens and even caution daily was a part of his group. And him and I did very well for a number of years. And he's the only guy who told me don't stop being a gossip columnist. You're the best in what you do. I don't want to have. I want to be an actor. I want to be on TV, AJ, AJ, you're the best gossip columnist in America. Don't change. And he couldn't convince me. And he was probably a 1000% right. That would have been a head of TMZ, blah, blah, blah. So either way, or at the comedy store, just calling comes out. I barely understood Jeff Garland. This must have been 19. Maybe 2001, two, and he's doing his act. And I'm feeling good. Let's just say I'm feeling no pain, okay? But when I felt no pain back in those days, it wasn't a situation where I wanted to fight anybody. I was feeling good. I was like, I was a guy you wanted to be around when I was feeling no pain. And Howard knew he's been around the block with clients and he's like, all right, sit down, Pope. We're going to watch Jeff. And Jeff's doing his thing and maybe Howard was thinking of grabbing him for something work and represent, I don't know. And he's doing his act and at one point somebody in the back, one of the waiters dropped a tray of drinks. And everybody, everybody quieted down and I said something to the way to like, hey, you know, like, oh, does it die on stage? What are you doing? Just fucking a throwaway line. And Jeff decides to take that line and duck his head beneath the lights and look to see who said that. Who just said that? Who's that? And I'm like 6, 7 rolls back, and I go, hey, yeah. I just told a guy to be careful, you know? Oh, it's is that AJ benza? He knew me from mysteries and scandals. And he thought riffin on me. Oh, well, if AJ Benz says you better not do it, you better be careful. This guy knows the mob, and I'm like, okay, chuckle, chuckle, funny, funny. And then he starts ripping me in pieces about, I don't even remember, but he was like, really taking shots at me. And the crowds laugh in, but kind of uncomfortably, and the spotlight comes to me and I go, is this your fucking ad? Like when you came to do your set tonight, did you think you'd see me and you could fucking do crowd work on me? You fat fuck? My manager goes, don't, don't, don't. When a comedian has the mic, you're gonna lose. I said, I'm not gonna fucking lose to this fat bastard. Come on. So he starts selling shit back to me and I'm firing ship that. Now the crowd's loving it. It's a fight. It's a comedian versus me in the audience. And we're fighting vocally back and forth. Oh, well, I don't mind. You don't wanna fight me. I said, you never see me coming. You'll never see me coming. Wait till you leave the fucking guest room. Wait till you leave your dressing room. I wish you good luck in your car. And now he's getting nervous. Oh, that sounds like a threat. And the whole audience is gonna how it's begging me. If you please, please, you can't be a comedian with a mic. I said, oh, I plan to beat a comedian with the fucking microphone. So I'm going backstage, you'll take fuck this guy. The show ends, how would it goes backstage to talk business? I'm at the door. Let me in. AJ, please. I said, Howard, get the fuck out of the way. This motherfucker needs to know he can't use me as bait. The door opens, there's chance and a bunch of fruit and crackers and cheese. And the first thing he says to me, it's all love. It's all love. I love you. I was just messing around, you're the best. It's very disarming when someone says that to you and they try to hug you while you're fucking pissed man. I'm like, ah, okay, yeah, it's all love, no problem. He's hugging me. He's big belly. This is before I had a belly. His belly's hidden my belly sweaty, and my eyebrow. It's okay, brother. You know, you gotta be careful who the fuck you talk to. It's all love. How it looks at me across the room and gives me a shake of the head like I can't believe you're doing this. Hey man, I don't give a fuck. I can't stand these people in LA who think they have like a carte blanche to come attack me because what? I said something about the guy who dropped a tray of glasses. I was on Jeff's side. Fuck these people who think, no, AJ, but you got Howard. I will never, I will never listen to you. I'm a street guy. This motherfucker needs to know. I said, Jeff, not for nothing. When I got backstage, I said, Jeff, not enough. You came here. You did three minutes of material. The next 9 minutes were about me. It's called crowd work. I see you, but I know, but what you were going to talk about if I didn't show up. Oh, I have great stuff. Great material. Why don't you use that then? Why do you got to use me, Jeff? Oh, come on, you're getting out of hand. I love you. It's all love. I'll never forget him with his big fat face, telling me it's all love. All I can think about is that people on the set of the goldbergs who don't like him hugging them and saying things that they deem are inappropriate. I normally don't go on this side of the woke crowd, the offended people, but when it comes to Jeff garlin in that fucking face, as much as I like him on curb your enthusiasm, I can certainly see and I know you can too. He is a prick in real life and he's the kind of guy who has gone through life without somebody punching him and his fucking face and I wanted to be that guy that night. I just want to put that out there. Jeff garlin is a pain in the ass. A lot of people in the business don't like
AJ Benza: Fame is a Bitch
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"Talking close your eyes. We go downtown. If you understand Manhattan, 60 blocks, and it was snowing. And it was a bad, like the streets were the kind of streets in New York City where it snows, it ice is over then the slush and the salt melts the snow and there's these potholes in the street of filthy snow and ice treacherous. We get down to Greenwich Village. We're talked about, I don't know, 60, 70 feet away from Johns. We found a parking spot. Jeff, wait here. We're gonna get a pizza to bring it home. He's like, I'm gonna take a nap. He takes in that me and rosalie sit down in a booth and have a fucking pie together. While the other pie is getting ready for us to drive home, we sit back in the car, the breath from the garlic. He's like, what just happened? Nothing. Go to sleep. We're gonna go home now. This is my family. This is how important food is. I've spent 16 minutes in change talking to you about laughing through death, laughing through disease, keeping your chin up when things were bad. There's not anything I'm gonna say beyond this, that's gonna mean more than what I just said. Do you understand? Life sucks. It's beautiful, but it can suck in a second. So you better do everything you're doing right now. And even when life is that it's worse, keep doing what you do to keep yourself happy. Here we are. 30 some odd years later, we're all together still. We all go to John's pizza. We talk about it. We rave about it. We have got great stories. That's what it's about, guys. I thought I'd talk about the actor Jeff garlin because I spoke on the Patreon earlier today and I mentioned that Jeff garlin from curb your enthusiasm and the goldbergs is in the news. He says he hasn't been fired from his role on the goldbergs, but he didn't admit to being the subject of several human resources probes because of the way he acts on set. If I was still speaking to my brother in law, which I'm not, his daughter, Rowan Blanchard, sometimes has a spot on that show. Maybe she can enlighten me, but we don't talk anymore because my brother in law is an asshole. But Jeff garlin has said to people, no, I wasn't fired from the goldbergs. I've not been fired. No, everything's fine. But he does admit that he's been this subject of investigations from the HR department in each of the last three years because of things he said on set, what she said, oh, I said silly things. They were misunderstood jokes. They rubbed some of the cast members the wrong way. Now, when people talk that way, it's a sign of, do your old, and you don't get what this younger generation puts up with. And this will be and listen, I love Jeff on curb your enthusiasm. There's never going to be a show like that again. So he has carte blanche to do what he does with the goldbergs, but they'll never be that kind of opportunity again for him. He's never going to be in a sitcom again. It's over. He's made a fortune on both of them. He doesn't need to work anymore. But this is the way it goes. What did I tell you several years ago? If you're white and straight and over 60 years old, you're going to get fucking found out. You're going to get pulled down. Maybe lose a job. Definitely get a hit on your reputation. This is the new world. Now, back in 2019, Garland was almost fired because of inappropriate language he used on set. I don't know what he said, but there's so many pussies nowadays that he could have said anything that would have gotten him in trouble. It's ridiculous. He admitted, I said some stupid things. I can't believe that any moment find offensive, but to each his own. That's the sign of a guy like me. You're like, what the fuck just happened? I'm just talking. Why are you offended by this? But this is the new world we live in. And I can find, if I decided, I'm going to get my agent and manage your back on track. I'll make it a bunch of head shots, and I'm going to fucking be an actor again. I've called the old band back together and say, guys, I'm back. Here's the head shots. Here's the resume. Let's fucking do this. And I know I'd have two, three people, excited to send me out on shit again. But I also know that I wouldn't get anywhere. Because they'd see me coming a mile away. And nowadays they check your Instagram, they check your face, but they check God forbid they check a podcast. He's voted for Trump. He likes Trump. I'll never work again, guys. I'll never work again unless unless I get hired with a daily wire to do something and then do one of the new movies they're making. You know, what's his name, Ben Shapiro, producing movies with people who are rightly. I'm not gonna work again. I know that. But such is the way of the world. But Jeff, he said he's hugging people and they find it uncomfortable. He said, I gotta be honest with you. I don't even know how to respond to this because as a comedian is somebody's offended by what I say. All I can say is I'm sorry. I've never physically come at anyone for any reason. So I find it terribly confusing and untrue. I'd feel bad for him. But you get to a certain age and you've lived your life a certain way and suddenly these new young woke warriors are telling you, this is no good anymore old man. And he's lucky. He has a boatload of money where he can go, all right, fuck it. I'll walk away. He can do that. I can't. I don't have the boatload of money. I could still tell people to fuck off, but I still need to find an income. Jeff Garland gets a fuck you, I'm done, throw up a couple of birds and leave, and be a hero. And that respect, I admire him. Right? So he said, look, you know, I'm hugging people. It's quick hugs, but I didn't realize that here's what happens. Once publicists and their agent and their manager tell him, hey, Jeff. No, this is what the problem is. Then they have to do the next stage of the quasi apology. And Jeff garlin said, it's quick hugs. I didn't realize that anyone was feeling, you know, so if you want to write that story about the hugs, that's a true story. It puts the onus on them to say something I'd gladly respect anyone who said, please don't hug me. I don't feel comfortable. Yeah, he's done. He's done working. He's done work. I'm saying this an hour or so before I'll watch the next episode of curb your enthusiasm. But he did say, now when I work on Kirby enthusiasm, if I'm not doing the things that we're talking about, Larry David or a cameraman, the producer who's a woman, lots of people come up to me and ask me if I'm okay. I need to do what I need to do to keep my energy up and do what I do, so I don't know what to say. Let me explain something to you. Without naming names, I have a very good friend who's a really good author female. And at one point in her life, Jeff garlin saw a
AJ Benza: Fame is a Bitch
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"And I can find, if I decided, I'm going to get my agent and manage your back on track. I'll make it a bunch of head shots, and I'm going to fucking be an actor again. I've called the old band back together and say, guys, I'm back. Here's the head shots. Here's the resume. Let's fucking do this. And I know I'd have two, three people, excited to send me out on shit again. But I also know that I wouldn't get anywhere. Because they'd see me coming a mile away. And nowadays they check your Instagram, they check your face, but they check God forbid they check a podcast. He's voted for Trump. He likes Trump. I'll never work again, guys. I'll never work again unless unless I get hired with a daily wire to do something and then do one of the new movies they're making. You know, what's his name, Ben Shapiro, producing movies with people who are rightly. I'm not gonna work again. I know that. But such is the way of the world. But Jeff, he said he's hugging people and they find it uncomfortable. He said, I gotta be honest with you. I don't even know how to respond to this because as a comedian is somebody's offended by what I say. All I can say is I'm sorry. I've never physically come at anyone for any reason. So I find it terribly confusing and untrue. I'd feel bad for him. But you get to a certain age and you've lived your life a certain way and suddenly these new young woke warriors are telling you, this is no good anymore old man. And he's lucky. He has a boatload of money where he can go, all right, fuck it. I'll walk away. He can do that. I can't. I don't have the boatload of
AJ Benza: Fame is a Bitch
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"Was really fucked up. So Jack and I are with my father and some guy gets wheeled in, his family wheeled him in for a treatment. And his sick as he looked no hair, sunken in cheeks, lost that weight around his temples where it really looks like death is knocking on the door. This guy's making jokes with the nurses. And Jack happened to call him, look at happy go lucky. And I don't know why that made us laugh. My father was my father was going through an extraordinarily painful treatment. And happy go lucky became happy lucky. And then we always call that guy happy gloppy every time we went to the city with my father while he was getting these treatments, which were very painful. We would see happy lucky come in. And we got to the point where we were talking to a guy. Say, how are you doing? He had no idea what he would call him happy. He just happy to talk to anybody. How are you happy? You're looking good. He had no clue. So we laughed our balls off. Now let me tell you how cruel life is or how funny life can be. My father had the cancer in the early 80s, Jack got cancer several years later at 39 years old. And his colon. I was having a catch with him. My name is 39 years old. Jack is 77 now. 39 years old having to catch on the front lawn and he doubled over in pain. And because Jack took pre med in college, he said, I know it's wrong. I'm having appendicitis attack. Let me go to the hospital around the corner. It's going to be fine. I got to get my appendix out. And I'm like, okay, I was young. His son, Jackie, was an elementary school kid and jelly was very young. We're talking to Jack goes to the hospital. It turns out there's a tumor, it's cancerous, and it's growing in a hit your appendix. That's why you felt that pain. So you don't have the appendicitis, you've got cancer in your colon. And then began this myriad of tests and operations in years of bullshit with Jack got cancer three different times. It kept traveling up his tract until he got his esophageal cancer where they told them he can't have 6 months to live. That was back in 1996 where 2021, that motherfucker's still going. But while Jack was in the hospital. And really suffering, you know, losing weight, the whole thing. It was an Easter Sunday that me rosly and Joey and Jackie went to visit him. And he was at that stage in the hospital stay where it's time to walk around the floor, holding a walker, get your strength up, blah, blah, blah. And he's doing that. And all of a sudden, we see this old couple come out of a room with Easter Bunny ears on their head. And Jack, all of us started laughing and Jack was like, please don't lift, please, please, 'cause he had surgical squads. He couldn't laugh. And maybe you have to understand, maybe you've had family went through this or maybe you've gone through it. You can't laugh with surgical scars and me Joey rosalie and Jackie are doubled over because it is all coupled fucking bunny ears. And Jack's like, please, please, please. No, no, no, no. Crying, begging us to knock. Oh my God. You gotta laugh, guys. You gotta laugh when things are that bad. Am I right or wrong? You just can't sit there and stay glum, you gotta laugh. And then when Jack went into surgery one year for, I don't know, what cancer, which one? Who knows? Second, third, first. I can't remember. He's up at Sloan Kettering memorial hospital uptown first avenue in New York City, V cancer factory. And they say, look, he's going to be in surgery for four hours, you know, why don't you go take some lunch, come back and four hours and we'll talk. So me and rosalie went down to Greenwich Village and met a wonderful friend of ours named Joey kuchi, who said, we got to go to John's pizza down on bleaker street in Greenwich Village. And I never been there before. We're going to go with pizza place. He's like, no, AJ. Believe me, John's pizza is different. John's pizza only sells pies, no slices. And I hadn't been there yet. And I sat down in these wooden bolts where people scroll their initials in the wall and the chairs and the jukebox was a perfect jukebox from the 40s and 50s and I was in heaven. Not to mention the pizza is out of this world, if you listen to my ask me anything a couple of weeks back, I said my final meal in my life is a pizza from Johns. Sausage and extra garlic. There's no better pizza. In fact, it's voted top pizza in the country multiple times. Jack gets the operation. We go down to get pizza. We fall in love with this place. We rush back uptown 60 blocks to go to Sloan Kettering and Jack is being wheeled out of surgery. And we go, how was it, doctor? He goes, it's good. He did well. He's going to rest for a half hour, then you can be free to talk to him, but he did really well. We got it all. It was a success. And as he's being wheeled, under anesthesia, rosalie leans down and goes, honey, honey, they got it all. You're fine. Her breath from the garlic won't him up. It disrupted the anesthesia and Jack woke up and almost set up and said, oh my God, what is that? And she said, we went to John's pizza downtown. He has no idea what that means. John speaking. I almost fucking died. Oh, we went to John pizza. We gotta go back there one day. He's like, he passes out again. 5, 6 days later, it's time to take him home back to Long Island. You know what me and rosalie do? We pick up Jack. We get him in the car and we go before we get on the queensboro bridge to go to Long Island. We thought we'd go down to John's pizza and bring a couple of pies back to the house. And he still has no idea he's like, where's John's, don't worry, Jack, you're
AJ Benza: Fame is a Bitch
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"2021, one, two, O 6, two O two one 6s fall over do with that what you will. I gotta tell you, I just finished a laughing fit right here. You know when someone's telling you a really serious story and for some reason, it's just something happens to your head and your face and you just have to laugh and that person's like while you laugh and like they have no idea. So earlier at dinner rosalie, a great punk rose string beans and walnuts salad mushroom gravy, just an outstanding dinner. May I say this? And look, I'm not a snob. I'll tell you right now. We got a butchers for the best meat, the best cuts. I believe in wherever you live, find a butcher because you're gonna get the best cuts of meat. And if you know what you're looking for, you know, you're gonna be very happy. On occasion, like last week, when rosalie said, AJ, this dungeness crab here at price club, what do I do? I said, buy 5 crabs for a hundred bucks. I'll make a great dinner. It was so phenomenal, who thinks of getting their seafood at price club I certainly don't, unless it's frozen shrimp, worked out fantastic. And guess what? We're gonna do it again before I leave. So the other day, rosalie finds a pork roast at price club and all of us are like, I don't know, I mean, what are you doing? Let me tell you something right now. The first bite disintegrated in my mouth like I was eating cotton candy. Could you imagine a pork roast with the consistency of cotton candy? Go back to your child and you had a handful of cotton candy. Remember how quickly that disappeared on your palate? That was what the goddamn pork roast did tonight. Part of it is certainly rosalie's cooking ability, but part of it is the goddamn cut of meat. So do not turn your nose up at price club. By snow tires then you can buy a coffin there and you can get yourself a goddamn good cut of pork roast. So Jack is telling us a story tonight, I don't know why this killed us, but I don't even know how this subject came up, but apparently it was about people choking, right? So Joey's wife, Julia. I call my sister in law. She's not. She's my nephew's wife. But for all intents and purposes, she's my sister in law because Joey is my brother and his children on my nieces, she's telling us a story about the time she saved a child's life. She's a teacher. And she actually administered the heimlich maneuver in school. I said, wait a second. Slow down. I never heard this story. Give me a blow by blow. She goes, I'll give you a better than that. I got a call from a radio station asking me how I did it. I said, do you have it? Yes, I do. Please play it. Now, Chicago radio guy. Hey, on the phone now is Julia blah blah blah, Julian is Eddie and I ain't gotta talk to her about saving a child's life with the heimlich maneuver. You know, radio guys talk. He goes, it's Julia. As if he never heard that name, Julia. She's like, yes. And then he proceeded to call her Julie the rest of the interview. So Judy, tell me how you did this. Real jerk off. And she's like, well, all the child was choking, and behind the back, and I did the whole heimlich thing. And what came out of the child's mouth, Julie. And she said, and this is what began all the laughter. She said, it was a big. It was a big piece of cantaloupe. Now, a lot of guys out there will laugh when you hear the word cantaloupe because we associate cantaloupes with tits. I'm sorry, it's just, it just stupid guy shit. So when she said, this child spit out a big hunk of candle. Me and Joey looked at each other like, wait a minute, wait, wait. The child's been out of big tick. We just couldn't stop giggling. And that ended and then Jack starts to tell her story about the time he's driving down a highway. And I remember this story vividly. He's coming off the exit to come back to the house in Long Island. And he sees a car car off the road on the grass and a guy and the guy's got his car jacked up with a Jack, right? And Jack's like, let me help this guy with the Jack in the room because it's, you know, I'm almost home. This is awful, it's cold out. Let me help the guy. As Jack gets out of the car. This is a famous story in our family's life. He's walking toward the guy, God help me. It's not funny. For some reason the guy was beneath the Jack, the Jack twisted the car fell on the guy's chest. And Jack gets there while this guy is a trying to breathe trying to live. And someone else came on the scene. So Jack's like, I'll do the chest compressions. You do the breathing. And then doing the whole thing. And the fucking guy dies. The guy dies. It's a very sad moment. We've heard this story before, but we haven't heard it for at least 15 years. And at that point, Joey says to me, he goes, that's what I had my father killed a guy. So him and I stopped laughing and Jack is trying to tell this story to Julia and rosalie and me and jelly of hiding on faces in our drinks. Because just him saying that's the night my father killed the guy. And then Julia's big cantaloupe, it was too much. And Jack's like, what the fuck are you laughing about? This is Siri. I know, you're right. No, no, it's okay. And later, he's like, what were you laughing about about the story? But the dead guy said, no, it was a thing about big cantaloupes and then Joey said my father killed a guy. Maybe you had to be there, but I'll give you one more example of what happens when you can't laugh, right? Well, my father was getting chemotherapy treatments to the point where we didn't know what else to do. He was getting things done to him that were so insane. That he was literally an experiment my father an experiment. A guy who's suffered from this mysterious cancer, mycosis fungoides. It was so mysterious and rare that in two medical journals they called it the benza cancer. How's that? Something I gotta look forward to, right? So we're at Sloan Kettering memorial hospital in New York City, nothing but the best. And me and Jack was sitting in the lobby, not in the lobby. It was sitting in the hallway when my father gets this big treatment, silver nitrate mustard gas, the worst shit in the world you can free historic things. But he wanted to do anything to make him live. And we're like, yeah, do it, do it, do it. And we're sitting there and it's not the time to laugh about anything. And just so you understand, back then, in the early to mid 80s, everybody in New York City was dying of aids. And my father's cancel is so rare. He was always on the aids floors. To the point where you couldn't go in his room without surgical gloves. Like you couldn't touch him without gloves, because the hospital didn't know what the fuck he had. And as a 2018, 19 year old kid, you're going, why is my dad next to all these aides, guys? It
The big d zone
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"I mean wow. I would like to thank natalya moco version and i'll somehow she will be signed to. Adp w She's one of the princess citizen to help me out today. Thank you that. Ecause foil fighter hall of fame hall of fame and fan hall of fame. I was today and also the brand new citizen who came in and famous jawed else ellerslie at pm. To one or pocket moment twenty one and he don't want that reminded me about the time that i've fire eric bischoff only that but in front of gesture and do i think i did fire gesture but the more memorable one was when i fire air bishop and people laughing and he laughed and that's when he tweeted anything he said know he would this me. Firing erbitux banou laughing and i take. It was still laughing when you did well. You have the podcast movement and you find this about them. I mean he was cracking all effing absolutely laughing as a comedian stream people laughing but to make vessels laugh. I mean that is huge to to restless laugh. That is huge too hot to famous to too big time wrestler land. I mean that is phenomenal. That is absolutely phenomenal to to wrestlers. That i remember growing up watching. I still watch often on youtube. I was watching it on the day and to the lamb toward the lamp. I just reminding about a few minutes ago. And he said it was hilarious. Geoff garin laugh and he would laugh still on glad the tweet reminded you of a really cool moment and then i said oh my god i can't believe it i also thought jeff jarrett laugh when i fired air bishop i think i also fired jeff jarrett tube anyway now i now. I know that. I am a comedian. Thanks to my news. The big country. I think what's going to happen. And he didn't want to apply to speak again. Podcast number twenty of dallas. Or when i actually cut to chat moment you know price come at speaker anyway but anyway You know when. I go to podcast moment dallas or any other podcast movement. I will be forever be known at the guy who fire eric bischoff and may two wrestlers laugh at the time and even made the people who put speakers to get a laugh assault klaharn and it was people to. I mean it was cracking up. I mean this was a dream. This was a good thing now. This was a better genie. This was the comedian gene. Making people at. I mean even though it wasn't on stage but still and in when eric bischoff reacted how they fired That was rich. That was rich. Give me more of those days please. Not when i've been do after. I let the gate gate but give me more. Those comedian during please producer worlds. Right maybe right disney world to be committed. Because when when i heard him say that i thought dallas thinking about i was thinking about will smith autos. Comedians fluffy someone comedian named fluffy all those auto comedians that we see on. Tv is content of thinking that clinton people making a living doing comedy. And i want to do this by doing comedy. Podcast even our lake. Trent lott make funny rans but this week was just over either was such at a dark place that was just digging about just getting the he stole. Because that's the only thing that all the painful. I'll just thinking about okay. Maybe i should go ahead and get it so my body can't even take it but i stayed. I stayed in a fighter. Like should i call suicide hotlines Should i do it. And then that we came not only that he came but also natalia's until you came. I mean citizens was coming to help out even when i put a post on facebook. Ethical data for prayers or something like that and death citizens band together the show that they care that is phenomenal. That is absolutely phenomenal. And that is why. I say that is the best on the net today and remember if you want to hear true stories of people who have had a near devastating people who taught about they went to the other side and a lot more. Go to real spiritual talk radio real spiritual talk radio and hit the the hostess let nameless lamar gates and name is lamar gave and here aspiring story of people that went to the afterlife and came back to detail. That's real spill to talk. Radio by the margate tech it out anywhere. That podcasters are doing podcasts. Just like this one but anyway go to real spiritual talk radio with the margate. Talk about people who came from from the afterlife and came back to dell dell. I'm still mostly off doll this week. I've been crying off. And on. I think and i was almost choking but i did eat. I did to head on the during and everything like that and i'm trying i'm trying. I'm really so you one thing. Maybe but if you keep praying for me to flight and maybe cloud crying kicking screaming out still want to be my life. I want to be my best friend. I still want to be with the lord to see. Oh you keep me in play. If you help. I will try key word. I will try to do my bed. Because it's hard out here the i'm in a handicap match. I don't have no wife. I don't have kids and you are not tell about my shopping horrible shopping experience of shopping. I don't have nobody to help. I struggle to get bags.
The Film Vault
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"App. Who's animal house. National brand their shit off friday. It makes them out for makes them out for riders of justice to a quiet place to writers of justice. English dub i outta here daughter. Bright you click through. Its roundabout over there at amazon. Where go through as well as touch of evil God i love that openness evils of leader who doesn't live dire. Toro's quite sure i. You almost got me again. Edge tomorrow is that Will not say the The alternate title the complete lady. Snow blood Criterion collection trash hoppers houses. The trash dumpers. There's no more being there. Iran ran was clicked through. I don't know what you ran. It was is the one that you had me watch or is it the present tense. I thought it was ran. Ran past okay so Waxworks if you want to say that as well as the man who laughs ooh that's time but let's go back to trash that's great 'cause i was listening to Animal it's great about it. But i'm not sure exactly why hold on. I was listening to a big big careful my computer but we do. I don't know distracting. Me helpers trash uppers yeah. I was listening to the big Am talker out here. News station kfi. Brian giant Stationed in la fairly racist. I used to give him credit and more moderate than Right but they're pretty fucking right and tim conway junior. Do it used to work with. In fact i ran a couple of shows. Yeah guy like that team comics universe of turn on the radio one night which is bizarre into an. Am talk station out here in la. E- never imagine. You're gonna hear tim conway junior. Say these words trash helpers kind of movie is that whole trash dumpers like before. The movie came out. Oh really this recent. I forget what the controversy was there. Some kind of controversy going on with somebody but Harmony koreans trash dumpers which is one of those rite of passage movies. I mean i'm a little too old for it. But if i was a teenager i could see like oh dude you got to see this. You gotta watch your breath trash versus actual dudes trashing humping trash tragedy. All shot on vhs essence edited to vhs. Machines breads fucking whore core old analog style from the fucking nineties fucking trashed trumpers backs talk liska number four body right there in front of. I'll be honest. Brian I'll tell this show that i'm not sucking up to the guy who sponsored the show. This is my favorite number four. Maybe you like it more than you have to have at least favorite saying anything bad about ryan with all this booze. I mean the ultimate sycophant mu would be like You know what i i. Five the other way speaking tied. I didn't even let you know. Let listeners know but i have a tie for number one. I don't like that at all. I know because i was so dead set on my on my list but then i was just going to have another one as also random like. I can't do it so well. That's good because my number two is also tyler jordan. Oh fight club so that matches very brian's last pick yes and fun fact. Always remember this because this was the this was actually on the dvd menu when you popped the dvd. And you know there's always like a little something that you know plays on the menu it was tyler's live tireless crazy la. I remember that. Is it the same clip that you have from a better brian. Six more or less this goes on a little longer funerals into it but the same court. Yeah crazy laugher. Do you know where i bit. Because doubles down at the end when he turns the tables on lou you know. I've been loo pin. Or is he bit. The drugstore is more metaphorical. I don't think it's actually the physical place thinking. This was like a poorly run carnival. Maybe you could have been. I mean that's a bit of a stretch but fairly particular very specific Your number five was weird science. I think you're gonna talk about some other movie When you were talking about drought which is it's assumed as a mine which is my number one. Which is the movie. That's ever come up and i don't know why i'm alluding to it now. Begun number two but He's looking at your list in front of me here and they got me thinking you have jets laugh. Is one of your drops at seems distracting. Criticize game for a long time. It is true. I've been very comfortably out of the game. I might number. Two is the only one actor drop man here. You ain't it only one act of this right okay. i got. I got a couple clips. Here one is long. It's like of course two minutes. Oh my but. I don't know if we're going to play the whole thing liotta. Doing henry hill. Laugh is fucking beautiful thing of beauty. I wanted to just still down to the one. Obviously when tommy telling his story being bang boom and goodfellow we're going to hear that but it's what he's going home and it's like five in the morning and cameron's mom salamis drop both laughing carrots. So they're all anier late. Let's see this way. Scalp dispersed walking back to the car. And you're just in time. He's giving him shit and he doesn't get a fuck to the point that he just started laughing in front of his wife and his mom. I can't imagine having the balls i'd be terrified of. I caught me coming in late. Our who's ever mom was. Turn my back laughing cargo. I understand it's so good it's so great. Let's just listen all of killed. And then we're gonna we're gonna hear the real henry. Ill his laugh a clip from when he was on stir before obviously before he died. I mean it goes without saying. They didn't posthumous pushing back report. The most thank you miki said jean rhys with him. The mother-in-law i'll say people don't act this way. I don by henry hills laugh is just a one of my all. My favorite lasts for movies. I absolutely love it and by every now and again. I catch myself laughing. That hard woman mouths open. I'm like i'm i'm channel and a little unreal here and you know what i didn't even realize. This is a little preview. A little peek into my dumb dumb fucking mind. Never made the connection that that hank hill and hank hill have the same fucking name and they couldn't be more different till i was doing research and i was like trying to get clips and it kept buying find eli king of the hill fucking clips alive. I mean that goes back a few weeks. And i think it's millwall lower. You lost quite really funny really also lost my number. One is anderson the show funniest retelling. Let's not get I am drinking whisky year. I might. I might lose myself again. I don't wanna do that. Pet peeve fake money and movies. i can't have a fucking fifty on that. That's very specific. Time looking at a picture and fucking movie every now and again like they do close ups to. It's like fucking five dollar. Bill thank you. Couldn't you couldn't just give a real five there are log instit- monopoly afraid you're gonna get busted for counterfeiting because you're taking a picture of it. The fuck props props. I wonder if it's like a union prompting. I'm sure there's a good explanation as to why they use money. Maybe we'll get to the bottom that one maybe one day we'll get to that Number two for better bride because a little something like this. Billy madison weasel laugh interesting. Because it's actually moral to laughs. It's called because it's the actual laugh and it's carl doing the laugh and he's got both so the inspiration for the topic was the actual inspiration for the top is day brian. Think of this as the topic. This is brian's words now. I still can't watch. Carl's larry hanging impression without laughing. Eric's bradley whitford. Actual weasel laugh is showing later in the movie and is almost as good. Yeah it's great because you get to the la. We're talking about billy madison. Of course you get the impression and then you actually hear the laugh later. It's a setup and a great payoff so here. He goes a little something like this. Like eric is up to something eric. He works for my dad to he gets company if i screw up. He's douchebag he made some medicine comments to me earlier today in any of their little weasel he. Does i go again. You know what i now. Here's the actual bradley whitford laughed at. That invitation was jesus christ. Hey hey did. I paid to draw fucking line somewhere. I have too many subscriptions right bleed me dry bright it.
Ephemeral
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"Follows basically the same structure as the okay laughing record you get a horn solo at the beginning and then it breaks down and people start laughing like crazy and keep laughing through the rest of the side but being spike jones. It's not a sweet sad sentimental song. It's the flight of the bumblebee..
Ephemeral
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"Us. Sin the sweet chorus of talk strauss's deflator mouse in end of the nineteenth century has a laughing song in it american prairie composers song from a book in eighteen seventy nine. That has a laughing song with a ha ha ha refrain in it sung in four parts. Ha ha ha fast forward turn of the twentieth century around the advent of recorded sound when the record business starts what happens very quickly is that. There's a vhs betamax format war. The first recording format that's marketed to people is the wax cylinder that edison is putting out and the machines are really nice and they're expensive within about five ten years a german immigrant named meal berliner in washington. Dc comes out with a different technology. That record sound on discs berliners invention was called the gramophone they're cheaper and anybody can afford one relative to the cylinder machines. What happens is the same thing that happens in. The vhs betamax war. The cheaper one wins out. Part of the reason for that is that there's a broader catalog of material for the cheaper device. Edison had social requirements for the music that he was releasing he was functionally deaf and literally had kind of no ear for music. He wasn't the music guy. The berliner format starts releasing tons of stuff that people just like normal around the house kind of music and he takes a bunch of chances on interesting odd other kinds of performances very early. On the end of the nineteenth century he puts out a disc of people imitating barnyard sounds. There's no bird in the room and yet you hear the sound of burgh and it's novel exciting and it kind of puts you in a different space auditorium. One of the first big hit records in the history of records is laughing something it also happens to be the first record ever made by an african american person. A guy named george w johnson who was actually born in slaked in eighteen forty six. I record in eighteen. Ninety eight couple. Asking song by the deal was with the technology. At the time you would go in and cut the disk and the material that is used to stamp multiple copies of it would wear out pretty quick so if you had a big hit record after you'd pressed a few hundred copies the stamper would wear out and you'd have to have the artist comeback in and rerecord the peace over again so george w johnson winds up going in and recording the laughing song a dozen times or more over a decade. And it's such a big hit. That surprise surprise. Some white guy comes along the song re records it and that becomes an even bigger hit birch shepherd records laughing song. For the gramophone company berliners company and that record sells like millions of copies all over the world. He was clear right away in recording business. Laughing songs are working from a marketing standpoint..