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Apple Discussed 'Punitive Measures' Against Netflix
"At big apple. Epic has been saying look. Apple has been squeezing us over here for those thirty points on that app store. We want options. We wanna do things We want to Pass that savings back onto our customers. All sport night player. He tried to do it. Got kicked out the store and now we're in court and this is such a big court case because there's all kinds of implications within about app store operates. How apple operates all this stuff going on and so other information has kind of come about as a consequence of the core case emails or getting exposed tactics things like this so now we have some emails that were revealed about apple's relationship with netflix's because apple has this rule set which is very rigid. But then in a handful of special circumstances there compromises that are made when really matters netflix. Obviously one of those cases amazon also one of those cases when he came to prime video. Where now you're looking at these emails and saying oh man. That apple does really care. In some circumstances and so these netflix's as an example was able to basically give up on subscriptions through the app store back in two thousand eighteen now. Normally this like this is economically speaking. How many subscribers do you have What is it like a hundred. How many subscribes you have netflix. Salat many many millions. I got a number in here. Because i feel like this is something that we need to have
Fresh update on "last night" discussed on WFAN Sports Radio_FM Show
"Brooklyn last night. We got a little more, madam here. We've got to keep it going. Game tomorrow is obviously very, very important. You know, because of everything that's going on. The standings and you know we'll we'll get some rest and do our best to be ready. Now. I'm not saying seating is an important because in the Eastern Conference, you could still get to the NBA Finals, even if you don't have the number one seed, But this year when it's really three teams that have a shot in the East to get to the NBA Finals, you want to be the one seed. Because then obviously be playing the eight. So that means you're most likely unless if the heat lose that 78 playing game of substances that 78 playing get, depending on who's the 70 days? You're you're avoiding the Celtics of the heat in the first round. In the second round, you would be avoiding the two in the three senior would have to see the two of the three seed until the Eastern Conference finals. When you look at the Nets, they lost four in a row. I'm not concerned about the Nets. I'm not However, when you lose four in a row, you wonder what the tone is going to be from the team. Let's hear from Steve Nash, who is the head coach, But he's really not the head coach because really, the players run. The Brooklyn that Steve Nash believes that this rough patch is a good thing for the team, but we're seeing right now is we get down to these these games playing high quality teams that wanna win for playoff seeding? Um, you know, it's a little bit of unchartered territory for this group. So it is good.
NYDIG Partners With FIS to Offer Bitcoin via Hundreds of Banks
"Bitcoin in your bank account fintech firm f. Fis is partnering with digital asset manager. Dick to bring about an industry first customers at hundreds of us banks will be able to purchase hoddle or sell bitcoin directly within their bank account without having to go through an exchange such as coin base or payment obligation like paypal ni- dig will handle custody insecurity. The program has already enrolled hundreds of smaller institutions as reported by cnbc night big is in discussions with several of the larger banks in the us. About bringing them into the program. Morgan stanley and goldman sachs have already announced that they will offer bitcoin funds to their high net worth clients with j. p. morgan repeatedly mulling a similar product. Perhaps the decision of smaller banks to train front run. Bitcoin adoption for the everyday customer will pressure the larger institutions to follow suit for their retail customers
Talent Photographing Talent. James Anthony and his Hollywood Shutter
"James anthony welcome to the show man. How's it going. Thank you look. Everything is good good good to Speak to create another shooter out here but yeah thanks to me about you and i spoke about a week ago and when we had that conversation you were right on the heels literally running in the house from the oscars right you dislike literally set down and zoom coming from an oscar party or from something oscar related less before we dive into your background. Let's start there. Let's let's do you know how the in films since you're you're in tinseltown down there in films deals often start a movie halfway through the movie and then go back to the beginning. Let's start air. What was that. Like as a photographer shooting the oscars and being having that level of access well a little bit of surreal. A little bit of lag. Yeah should be here. You know like. I put a so. It's always that dance whereas like what this is crazy. And then as i know you've been putting in blood sweat and tears over year so this is where you should be so it's twenty when those moments kind of take over but a just working with the talent that i was working with regina king on our everything is out there but posing the photos regina king in awesome talented actress in director oscar. Award-winning actress indiana. I'm shooting her in hers. Her sweet and then aldus hodge who is also equally talented actor in also one of the stars of her film. When night in miami he comes in unexpectedly to me but then he jumps in the some of the shots in wherever the capture. Some almost between regina and and em would just work with a talent like hers in being also in the presence of the brand that of the drugs issues wearing so you had louis vuitton rep there You had your in correspondence. Virtually with vogue because their wait. They're waiting for the first drop of the images so a little bit of pressure just knowing that you have to go in there execute Had these images ready as soon like these images had to be ready edited within forty five minutes of me
Poetry, Songs, And Prayers Mark MMIW Event In Springfield
"Events both in person and virtual were held across the country wednesday to draw awareness to missing and murdered indigenous people wednesday night about fifty people gathered in springfield oregon to honor missing and murdered. Indigenous women kale. Cdc's brian bull has more in the dark. In the bitter wind. Listen to a dream. Members of illuminate theatre in the university of oregon's indigenous women's wellness group. Read poetry under trees adorned with red dresses co organizer amardeep. Clifford explained the symbolism to show a garment. That's empty because the women are missing in many indigenous cultures the only color that the spirits can see as red hoping that they can see the red garments that we put out in their honor. Another organizer laurie. Top honjo said red garments are also visually striking. it's about creating visibility for the erasure of an entire generation of women. Young girls in our brothers have gone missing an honor song. Close the evening as people. Pray for the roughly fifty seven hundred missing and murdered indigenous woman across north america for national native news. I'm brian
Florida Gov Signs GOP Voting Law Critics Call 'Un-American'
"Florida's governor has signed elections bill into law that he and other Republicans say will guard against fraud even though there were no signs of voter irregularities in the November presidential election under the new rules ballot drop boxes must be supervised and would only be available when elections offices and early voting sites are open to protect against so called ballot harvesting and electoral good Samaritan can only collect and return the balance of immediate family and no more than two from unrelated people the law extends a no influence zone two hundred and fifty feet around polling places and election officials would have to let candidates and other observers witnessed some key election night moments in the ballot handling process violations could prompt hefty fines however the law did not include some of the more severe provisions initially put forward including the outright banning of drop boxes and mail in ballots I'm Ben Thomas
Cernak Has Goal and 2 Assists, Lightning Beat Stars 6-2
"The Tampa Bay Lightning defeated the Dallas Stars six to Wednesday night in their seventh of eight meetings this season Dallas fighting for their playoff lives could only muster twenty two shots on under about celebrity return to the net for his three hundredth career game after two game respite Tyler Johnson broke the ice for Tampa Bay in the opening minutes you know we need asking to be a desperate team with you know where they are in the standings and what they need so we wanted to get out to get started we're able to do that and you know kind of keep it from there Tyler Sagan playing in just his second game this season tied the score in the final seconds of the first Alex killorn Brayden point scored to make it three one before Andrei Sakharov drew the stars to within one again Eric turned actor golden two assists Ross Colton and Mikhail Sergachev with the empty netters Walter Marcia can Tampa
New York Rangers Abruptly Dump Team President, GM
"The Rangers have stunningly fired president John Davidson general manager Jeff Gorton with three games left in the season the dismissals come after Davidson and Gordon assembled an excellent collection of young talent that makes the team's future looks very promising the news also comes less than twenty four hours after the team ripped the NHL for finding but not suspending Washington's Tom Wilson for his role in a scrum Monday night that injured Rangers star Artemi Panarin it was not immediately clear if the front office shakeup had any connection to the criticism of the league I'm Dave Ferrie
2 Americans Sentenced to Life in Prison for Murder of Italian Police Officer
"Life in prison for two Americans who were on trial in Italy for the killing of a police officer in 2019. The jury deliberated for more than 12 hours before handing down the country's stiffest sentence to 21 Year Old physical Lee Elder and 20 Year old Gabriel Natali. Yours in the death of Mario Churchill. Oh, Rega! Elder stabbed the officer who was unarmed and in plain clothes multiple times. Both Americans claim they did not know Churchill a Reagan was police. It all happened after the two. Then teams on vacation in Italy tried to buy cocaine one night and got ripped off by the dealer
4 People Killed After Small Plane Crashes Into Mississippi Home
"He's in the hospital this morning Atlanta police trying to identify the suspects. And Mississippi. Four people killed when a small plane crashes into a home Hesburgh police were called to the scene of the crash just before 11 30 last night. Initially, they said that two people have died. Now
Families Mourn Victims of Mexico City Subway Collapse
"I'm Julie Walker a string of funerals has begun in Mexico City for some of the victims of Monday night's subway overpass collapse that killed twenty four and injured more than seventy meanwhile the investigation continues relatives of the dead waited outside improvised Morgan Mexico City hoping for word of their loved ones I mean no no more Gisela real how lost her husband and says he was my love is everything to me it hurts so much because of the way it ended to die like that would give the images a personnel told relatives some were crushed to death by other passengers as the train plummeted from the overpass to the ground authorities say a preliminary review suggests failure in the support beams because the accident and expect to have an early report Friday well the mayor is promising a thorough investigation will take longer line twelve has been plagued with problems since it began operating I'm Julie Walker
US Cruises Could Restart Soon With 'Passenger Voyages by Mid-July'
"We found out that cruising might restart emit july with ninety. Five percent of passengers fully vaccinated. Long story short. What happened. Was that usa today. Gunman hands on a letter that was sent from the cdc to the cruise industry late at night. I believe it was wednesday and so this was like the east coast had already gone to bed and we. We're talking after eight. Pm pacific time. This news came out so we waited to film a video until we got more facts on. I believe thursday morning and it turned out that it was completely true. And that most everyone in the cruise industry received this letter. Believe it was from amy. Truffle letty who is the head of the maritime unit for cdc's cove nineteen response team and the letter basically said five k. We'll articles on our website with videos about this. But here's the breakdown. Ships can bypass the required simulated voyages. That were supposed to carry volunteers and jump straight to sailings with paying passengers. If ninety eight percent of the crew and ninety five percent of passengers are fully vaccinated k. Well we talked about in our videos. Where does this leave children. Because we know that kids under sixteen can't get the vaccine right now. The truth is we just don't know. All of the details are pending. Next cd said they were going to respond to applications from the cruise lines for simulated voyages within five days. Which was supposed to take sixty days before. So you're probably wondering. What are you talking about it that you just said that simulated voyages weren't necessarily anymore. Well after listening to the cruise line executives throughout the week what we learned that the cdc is giving them two paths they can take the almost fully vaccinated path to get back to cruising sooner. Or if they don't wanna do that they can still do simulated forages and they'll get a faster response from the. Cdc that's my understanding
The Quality of Your Sleep Could Be Affecting Your Immune System
"Of course our nutrition is a big part of this conversation are sleep qualities. A big part is conversation. There hasn't been asleep mandate but we do know and this is. According to data published in the journal cycle neuro endocrinology that sleep deprivation directly reduces the production in performance of our natural killer. Cells are in cases whenever most dynamic immune system weapons and our natural killer cells are so effective that very early on in this experience with sars. Cov tune this is back in like april. The fda was fast tracking drug to target our natural killer cells because they were found to be so effective are in case sales at killing. Sars cov two infects. His children tend to have a much higher resilience. For example. is there a very robust production. Immobilization of ourselves. We suppress when we're sleep deprived now. There's this term corona som- neha rice one of the ramification. One of the fallout is where we already have a society that sleep-deprived one hundred and fifty million americans are regularly sleep-deprived. The data exists. And then you throw this on top of it. We're suddenly we're living groundhog's day over and over and over again and our regulation of our sleep consistency is just kinda gone out the window but these are all issues that we can change. We can work on. We can improve. The exciting thing is of course. There's a life thou parameter parameter but of course if things we can do with our nutrition for me last night included. I just had my favorite thing before bed. Which is rishi. And it's because published in the journal pharmacology biochemistry and behavior this renou. Medicinal mushroom is able to significantly decrease lee blatancy meaning fall asleep. Faster is proven to increase your overall sleeping time in increase non rim deep sleep and rem sleep. That's pretty remarkable and this is published in the journal this focused on pharmacology
Geo- Farming with Janine Igliane
"Farming Loved the were farming. Because that's really what we're doing. We're planting seeds with this neighborhood in this neighborhood could really be any defined area that you choose. And we're planting. Seeds were cultivating were investing in this area. And we do that in a series of ways right. We do it through our intentional marketing. We do it through community events serving and giving back Things like that and just cultivating in overtime. It eventually grows and you become the neighborhood expert. The one that you know people think of when they think of selling i just took a listing last night when i was meeting with them. Of course you ask you know. How did you hear about me or what would you call me. And they said while we know that your number one in power ranch. No one sells more than you. We get your marketing pieces and we just knew that when we were ready to sell. You're the ones that we were gonna go with so that would full statement. Yeah it's such a good feeling to be like okay. i i've done. Goodbye added listing appointment. Go on its smokey recognized for that. Yeah well it's the result a don't let anyone volume out there. It's the result of a lot of hard work yet work. This is that something you do two or three hours a week of essen idea of maybe i don't know if you work on life of quarterly basis or whatever example that you can give a typical week or month. That would help people to understand. Just how intensely you do this mo new. I think tha that point just in general most people with farming. They think while. I mailed to this neighborhood for six months and i haven't got anything so it must not be working right or i. You know two months or two weeks or whatever and that is the biggest downfall to farming people. Why they don't succeed why they give up is because they don't stay consistent with that. I can tell you. I can look at my business from when i started until now in conceived little pops and from my i like pop was after eleven months of doing it consistently. I was like well like this works. They noticed me off on it started to pay
How Legal Psychedelics Work to Deepen Our Self Awareness
"Explain for the audience. What the of psychedelics is. Why are people so excited about it. Now why is it come to the forefront of our consciousness and conversations around shifting your mind. Stay in positive ways. There's a doctor status love grow. Who's a check psychiatrist. Who lives in the united states now in germany. But he said something that helps explain the value of psychedelics. He said that psychedelics. The study of the mind with the telescope is to astronomy and the microscope is the biology and what he meant by that is that is a word itself that means mind manifesting and so psychedelic drugs. Are those drugs some of years old. Some more modern like lsd invented in one thousand nine hundred eighty eight but really discovered forty-three that bring material to the surface. That if you could say that. We all have a psychedelic experience. Every night when we dream that there's a little bit of a barrier between the conscious and the unconscious mind that barrier is made more permeable were dreaming and say do something very similar ring emotions thoughts feelings sensations since surface both things that have been repressed difficult or also thinks that we've never quite yet experienced. Both you can say therapeutic trans- personal mystical spiritual what we're talking about. Now in terms of medical applications as psychedelic assisted psychotherapy. So we're doing work with them. They may other. Groups are going work with cilla sivan or we're trying to do work with. I began but you could just think about all the things that psychotherapy is good for and say delegates assists
Internalise, Rationalise And Then Publicise...If You Must
"Night. I received some interesting news being news. Exciting news at least for me and of course like most of this. I wanted to share it and like many of us. The people that i wanted to share with i am connected with on facebook and so i thought i'll post it on facebook and then i thought for a minute there will be some people will be happy about that news avas that might be envious or jealous about that news others. That might disagree with the action that i was taking and others might even politicize it and then after that i decided it just wasn't worth the hassle. It wasn't worth the potential of sitting a few other people in whatever reason that they get upset for for the sake of sharing with the people that i wanted to share it and so i came up with what i think is an interesting little process for sharing good news in this current environment or interesting news or exciting news. First of all internalize it take a moment to just appreciate the news for what it is the excitement the joy the fear. Whatever it is about that news you think is interesting or exciting internalize it for moment take a breath then rationalize it by that. I mean think about the people that you really want to shave. You don't wanna share with a whole world you just want to really share it with those few people maybe three or five people that you really want to share with and then after all then you publicize it if you must. You might actually find that after you've internalized it and really enjoyed and appreciated and then rationalize it and gone to the few people that really matter to you. You might actually find that you don't feel the need to publicize it anymore. But these days World of social media that we live in a world of always on always connected it almost seems like an instant reaction for us to just share it on facebook share on instagram. Share it on twitter team. And so i reckon the process for sharing interesting exciting good or bad news for you should be maybe something like mine internalize rationalize and then publicize if
Episode 211 The Yarn Wall - burst 11
"I think you really nailed it. I think i did to zip. Tutti rudy toady. It's hits a movie called all the colors of the night. okay. I've seen this. You've seen this This is a trippy fucking flick. Okay now wait a minute. All the colors of the dark all the colors of the dark. Maybe rudy tutti fresh and fruity. Yes all the colors of the dark. Thank you. This is starring george hilton. Which where. I'm going to trip on him for a little bit about this. At this trippy for moody is bizarre. It reads a woman recovering from a car accident and what she lost. Her unborn child finds herself pursued by a coven of devil worshippers awesome and this chick is topless throughout ninety percent of the movie yeah. Her name is a phonetic. she is in like other gyro movie ever ever. Ed wood jr phonetic yes. She does a good job in this She's an italian french. co production. like i said this is only available with subtitles. So i had to read the entire movie which i'm not opposed to your boy. Sometimes i get a little sidetracked so some of the plot points. Were just a little miss. You're not going to be able to go and do dishes or something all right but this movie was so trippy that y- it's not exactly sure what's going on anyway. She's having these nightmares of being stabbed repeatedly by a guy with like some ice blue eyes in a trenchcoat. He just keeps showing up. Yup and leather racing gloves or driving but these scenes in this movie they are super blues. I mean they had been just yes. Ver very hallucinatory. When she makes it to the devil cold and day decide that in order for her to get through her nightmares of this guy attacking her in her sleep that she needs to drink. The blood of sacrificed goat and then be cereal raped by everybody in the group. Yeah that's what i got out of it. The blood of a goat was like herbalife back. Then everybody was. Everybody was on board with it. That sounds like the plot of a lot of these moves will win with or without the satanic
The Three Critical Components of Real-Time Personalization with Andrew LeClair
"Through the three critical components of real time personalization in doing so. We're gonna talk about why. These are absolutely critical to delivering the customer experiences that our customers are demanding from us and where i wanted to start today is actually with the story An example if you will of what can go wrong when we're not able to personalise in real time so this beautiful city right here is minneapolis. Minnesota and this was back before kobe when we were able to travel. I think it was almost a year ago to the date. But anyways i was i was out in minnesota for client meeting. And if you're familiar with the twin cities in december you'll know that in reality they look a lot more like this right and so we get to the airport. these are. these are my colleagues. And i plus This one random guy who decided to to jump into our photo but based on our facial expressions. I think you can know where it where this one's going right. So we're we're at the airport. Were sitting there. And i get this email now my legal department me blur bunch of this so i can't Tell you the exact name of the company. But i assure you guys this is a true story. I can't make this stuff up so we're sitting there and we get this. I e that our flights laid so no real shock right it was dumping snow at the time and we all travel business or or at least we to so we get. There's nothing they can do. So what do we do right. We had to the bar grabs a beer have some dinner. And what were there a few more emails come in some more delays so inconvenient. Yeah absolutely but you know okay. At least this company is is keeping me informed but then we get this last one right which actually canceled our flight. So i be stuck in minnesota for the night so not exactly an ideal situation right. I'm not exactly thrilled at this moment. But then this happens the next email that they send me literally an hour after my flight had been cancelled. They hit me with this. Don't be tardy booking your summer travel. Are you kidding me. You just laid my flight five times and now you're going to tell me not to be tardy you've got to be kidding me right so
The Host: The Story of Late Night TV
"Night feed island. When i was really young. I began by listening to late night. Shows from bedroom down the hole in my house in brooklyn. My dad would be up late watching and laughing. I can still hear that laughter. Dad was a big fan of steve allen. Who started the whole thing on. Nbc's tonight show in the nineteen fifties. Steve allen has had a huge influence on all the late night hosts who followed especially with the wild stunts used to try like diving into a tub jello. Continued doing stuff like that david. Letterman once famously jumped against a wall wearing a velcro suit. Dad got a lot of laughs. Out of things like alan covering himself in teabags and jumping into a pool then he got a different kind of laugh from the next tonight host. Jack parr who conversation and wit in hollywood one day. You're putting your footprints in cement. The next day nixing it and then came the king. When i was very very young might first memories are watching johnny carson. That's the voice of one of tv's latest and freshest late night hosts amber ruffin and him. Having the coolest delivery i've ever seen a year in which america spent two hundred billion dollars on defense and that was just for condoms that coolness unmatched
"last night" Discussed on About Last Night
"I know people that are blaming I'll tell you know I think you've reached a new low as like. Because you know, you've always were the thing about people blaming their farts on the dog, but it's like if you're shitting your pants from getting too drunk and shit the bed. The fucking dog! Right, maybe maybe Bourbon and seven at at at six PM is not the best move. She's great, though she definitely. She's getting a little bit more sassine fours like barking and getting what she wants I think she knows A. Real sweet. Yeah she's also getting real sweet as far as like just. I mean when she wakes up. She just goes to town on your face, and just as like just so excited to see, and then once he's getting a little more greedy with playing. She's like. Right. I chilled at night last night. fucking watch that show you guys are fucking. It was not the secret life of pets. There was some fucking weird murder. Show and Omar EPPs glad do dig okay, but I. You know it's fucking was a two hour movie and there was a rope right next to you. All to do was fucking. Let me, hold onto it and just shake it a little bit, and you didn't even do that so now. It's the next day while can throw that rope. Get up, go to fight me for it for a rope so. You Again, this is all just upstate. This is all her subtext, but you're finding with your dogs area exactly like be like. Don't feed it people because I used to it and I see your consignia footing with real. It's the number one thing we do know rabbit chip. I'll just grab a little toasted. Suck. And I'll just break it, and just almost like looking almost like I'm laying down, rose pedals to seduce somebody to my bedroom, just like drop little chips, and she'll just follow behind me like Hansel and Gretel to the bed and I'm just like that's you know. She's, but she also it's. It's better than a Roomba she fucking. We'll look everything off the floor. which is bad. He's really gotTa make sure you know if you drop a chocolate chip that could be the end of it. like if you feed your dog, you can take two years off the end of his life. It's go solar twelve instead of fourteen. Who gives a shit is little happy, you know. Somebody told me the other day. The birds live to like seventy and I was like Oh as if you needed another reason to not buy a bird. These are the Corinthian conversation where someone's like. Birds December. Mr Wikipedia. Street. It's see we wanNA, take bird. He's not doing so well looking to find a home home for me trying to pass it off. It's a parakeet to man. If it was apparent, the pair the compared the pair I like the. The parent like to Sam. That's what I know, so that's he fly around. Make US breakfast. You're like okay. The guys like he's thirty five now, so he's halfway minded on. You're like God. I remember the first time. I. was around a bird that would repeat what you'd say at all. I was probably sixth grade, and all it was trying to do is get to this bird to say lack. Joepat Jill. Or like you know just his shit or likes to. Say! I'd be like say. Should you know I'm a semi pancer? Say say say bid Bitch tits act which it. Just. So so childish just like an evil burden uniform was like a penguin. Knows that was a parrot. Wow welcome to not knowing all your fact, mark and Adam. It's fine. I said earlier today about how Jackson when I was playing the How of a dumb dummy is it six? But that's just young boys in general, but we're playing heads up, and there was a picture of a rooster, and I went. And he goes. Wolf. And, I was like Oh boy. This kid is not going to graduate middle school. Yeah you better start throwing that baseball a little harder. That's what I'm saying. If you got the athletic prowess than I, don't even I'm not even concerned about. If he can get to count to twenty, you know. That kids always been remember when he was like two years old and full steam, running down a hill, and catching the catching a Frisbee and stuff out. And hitting the plastic ball with the plastic bat like full-on swings stepping into a swing that's. Where are you seeing that because I know he's not watching a ton of sports, but you just some people just get it. You know so. We'll see they. Talk about a family that needs their kid to pay off dividends like they. Sister and brother-in-law need that kid to hit it big. Gopro like baseball needs to fuck, not fall apart during this pandemic and get their shit together so that this kid. Fifteen years can. Can Get a contract and they can fucking get a hot tub or something you know. Absolutely did you watch baseball yesterday. No was started. Darted, not the regular season, but the Yankees played the match and is very exciting. I see I Yankees played. beat the mets home run by Clint Frazier. Call Clint Frazier. Pushing for wearing masks would hit A. Home run yeah. Would this mask on. It was pretty cool. It's exciting. Yeah! How was the no fans thing? It was fine. You know what I'm saying. I don't care about other people there. If I'm not there, I, don't give a shit. If there's one person, there are five thousand, but. They did. Yeah Yeah because it is fun to kind of you know, they'll cut to a fan. But. It's never flattering. It's always like. Some couple, fighting or somebody like. Beer, somebody made mid hotdog by Jack Marquette and they're like Oh. Look at this fan enjoying the enjoying a Ballpark, frank and the guy's. Yeah. They got this censoring case. The announcers whereas they don't have a sensor for a fat guy eating a hot dog. Who's like a great? Unflattering shot of all time I know. well, you.
"last night" Discussed on About Last Night
"Fuck. Fuck in the Fatty Cup or what what are the sizes they've got like. What do they call them? By what kind of press you on? Up. A. Double G., maybe I want to scoops. Mint chocolate no chin. Cookies and no dreams. Yeah I. Yeah I definitely Miss Losers. I definitely miss even going into a not that I even went to. UH, cold stone, creamery or pink. Barry often, but I'll just drive by I would. This time is making me Miss. Even things like that more so, but you've been real active going to the park a lot We've got to wrap this up a few minutes, but but you're frisbee games getting on point. We played some Frisbee a couple of weeks ago. I went on and looked up. Actually some like great frisbee throws on Youtube after that. There are some guys out there like I think you and I have a pretty good. Distance to us in our throws and forms okay. There's some guys that were doing it the it's almost like the guys that like I bowl, St- like usually I just try to bowl straight down the middle, and then you see the guys that fucking do that and all that Spin Mike. That's just not fun because you're you're. It's too good, but so when I see the guys that will throw the Frisbee overhand, and somehow like levels out halfway through the throw, and they were basically throwing them from do I. Don't know a thousand feet away. Redo that. They have a like a one of those milk crates and it was landing. In in there. It was fucking credible. Those videos also like the ping pong rallies when the guys are like fifteen twenty feet beyond the table and they're still fucking. You know that type of stuff I never want to be I. Never want to be able to do that. You know I'd rather when I see like. Billy Joel crush the keys I like. That I WANNA. I would love to figure out how to do sooner or later, but. Getting back video of Billy Joel. Playing piano was thrown out no. Just came out yesterday. Billy Joel as you found an old piano that was that was thrown out and He has a motorcycle helmet on. And no one knew it was him, so he just shows up to starts playing it and. A perfectly Pino Billy. Joel is kind of Cranky is created our. Cranky. The. We're not used to talking to you. What are my words? I felt like Really Open A. You? I don't know if I can speak. Cranky a word that's so funny. Yeah, because also especially. If you're by yourself and this, I was telling somebody last night. Go I have major props and respect for the people that are doing this. I mean you got. Roommate right. GotTa Roommate. Right, but even, but he when he goes for a little bit, it's just you and your dog, and that's fine. I mean at least to have able. In that. In that picture back there that Johnson made. That's what I'm living with. Just the room together. I think you don't have if you don't have a pet or. A roommate. These are tough times and I feel he's traveling. I haven't added to my life at home in fifteen years. In this thing as Jesus, it sucks here. Because it worries me on the road. Do, you think the pet stores should be. Considered an essential business and need to truly like like they should be. They should be giving away goldfish so people don't kill themselves. You know what I'm saying and I don't know if a Goldfish is the pet. That's GONNA. Save you or pull you out of the bunker, but but you know something you need something to look at. That's moving. You know just to get your or look at the fish. I don't know I mean. Rand. Yeah, talk to it but I. Guess you need something that can talk back to you. I don't know. Yeah I got my dog. How how you can have near Doug? Every type dog on the podcasts a little bit. Yeah pickles is Apple Pie do a full on. Pickles episode at some point. Bring all the show actually just maybe tapered down to the couch and interviewer, but. She did. She did Piss on the bean bag and my girls like. Pretty upset and I go. These are problems. Though are fucking puppy pissed out a beanbag like I'm not going to raise my voice too high. But there is the. Out of yourself as drinking too much in pissing on a beanbag one night. Dog The dog paying all the bills right. That's so funny. Yeah, it's like you can't..
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"You Know Elon Musk. That's who it's about more or less. Or just about testimony. About the inventor Tesla Oh who created. Essentially electricity to the is. Okay. Wait I thought it was about so there's an inventor named Tesla. Thomas Edison invented electricity essentially and brought to the United States. I had to read about the fact that the war of eighteen twelve happened in eighteen twelve. So you're not talking to somebody that. Look history is one of those things that if I could go back in school now it's the subject I wish. I paid more attention to. Here's was what I would do in history class. We had a teacher Mr Clayton. I was best. They are Ip, but I think he's still. Still taking, but he played a power forward at University of Washington, six eight giant man, he would wear these really tight polos in his fucking big white chest air, just poof of it like just. Like the first time you stop cubes, and like the early nineties and you're like God. Damn I hope it some point as a whole society. We agree that this is not acceptable and so it's coming out and. Mr. Clayton would. He lived a life he had done peyote and mushrooms and acid, and he had so many outer body experience stories, and he loved to tell them that we knew that if we had to pop quiz or a big test, we could ask him about some of these stories and next thing you know the bell rings and he's like God damn I fuck. I can't keep telling these stories tested. We'll do it next Friday. Where know homerun. So one day he goes, we're we're trying to get out of a test. Somebody goes to Clinton I forget what we'd always decide in the class like who's going to ask a to set him up for the story. This time and somebody just asked in a bad way where they were just like. Can you tell us that story by the Outer Body Time You took mushrooms at that hut in Zimbabwe and learn how to play the clarinet. You turned out. It was like actually like a a monkey's tale, but like it's still got the same sound, and you put on the whole concert for the village people. What was that like? That's not happening today. We're taking this contest all right guys ten more minutes to study so then. He's like I'm GONNA put on the video. He puts on a video to watch for thirty minutes and he goes well. I'm GONNA leave when I come back. We're going to take the test so I get up. and. Gone I rewind it and started over. So, he comes back. Video plays maybe even been a forty five minute our video he sits down. He's in looking at thank God it because he had just does decided. We're not taking this test and tell the video, so he looks down as a fucking. Christ so I I. Remember. There's video being two and a half hours so sudden bell rings he goes got all right test next Friday, and I'll never forget the look on this. Don't say his name. Who walked out class, and he goes I can't believe he did that. And I go you're welcome. He goes. I was ready for that test and I was like I was not. Was it Brett Cabina. We went our separate ways, and he made me feel really bad a baby. But so. But so many other kids in the class we're looking at me. Is like a fucking hero? They were just like. There's nobody was fucking ready for it, and these tests were so hard anyway. Well that's interesting. The inventing world is so fascinating to me because I think. and. I always think of Tom Gurus bid about his cousin or uncle. That's like comes up with inventions. Tell you about my new invention. It's a phone. It drives your car. How's it work? Well you got you attached to phone of the car, and then you turn on. The part of the car, then you crashing a phone calls the police. But, this guy that never had thought any of these things through which most people with the inventions they're just like. Then we gotta get. We get we get the tech team involved figure out how? I'm the idea guy. One. Bend should hang out with people that drink a lot for the first twenty minutes. They're drinking. Come up with so many great ideas. Somebody great businesses that you can't you can't. Bring tip relation because you know you drink too much, but his inventor who is disciplined, they can come with a Lotta great ideas you see the sober wingman that basically hangs around with the drunk guys writes the ideas. Comes back in the morning with breakfast and coffee and goes are here's the ideas that have? Actually have legs. None, you guys are fucked up, but. Next time we start brainstorming earlier and then drink, and then see what happens, but yeah I johnny the question when I came up with a a a Mac and cheese bar. That's open till four am. It's like pink. Berry, so you have all your laid out all your cheeses and all your. You have a toppings bar. You've ninety cartoon plan on like Sixteen TV's and it's opened a four. You're told me somebody wouldn't walk into a bowl of Mac and cheese all different sizes with toppings at at two three in the morning. All different sizes you can have one decent macaroni, or you can have five thousand. Difference well. It's like colds often. They've got the just enough like fucking.
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"Sorry about that. Mark Kohler, Shit. We! covid nineteen. The apartment. J.. In late kids, kids want to complain that they can't find ways to be creative at home. I mean we're looking at case in point. A HEALTHY! Healthy forty, four, hundred, forty four. This is great mark and I were. Talking to your day he goes. You're you've always had to me. Just the and this is why I think we're such close friends. You have such a sharp point of view about. Asia's have a point of view. I think you've you've got locked into marks? AIRTEL was early on the game. So and that's what you want as a comic and as a person quite honestly, because then you just know how you feel about everything right away. It makes for a better conversationalist, but also you just have. You you're you've got that Karol. Thing where you can talk about anything for a long period of time, but you you are quick to recognize to win, something is. Hilariously depressing and acknowledging that I think we all could do a better job of that, because that helps to kind of soften the blow of taking any sort of real emotional impact, and we were going back and forth. About the Howard Stern show reached out to me about doing some voices on the show, and you're a got me into stern, so merely was like you gotta help me. Write these things and. And and hopefully get on what great! Achievement that would be, and we were going back and forth and. You, said Maybe can read the exact text. Actually. It was about obviously all this stuff with Johnny Depp and the defecating. In. In the bed with him and amber heard, and just all the chaos that they're. Going Just, dealing with right now whereas it, what did you say you go Oh you go. took it out, added another thing about scarves and frosty, the snowman thing and another Sean. Penn thing and we can. Add or cut down the diarrhea and the poops. Dot Dot dot I'm forty four. Great So! Have you seen my friend Jeffrey? The show of the the movie on Amazon about Jeffrey Dahmer as a teenager. No. Yeah I just know comedian out there. Watch it because perfectly describes a comedian who? When I watched I go. This is actually pretty tame. Oh my God, yeah, you've been getting deep into the documentaries during this time. Yeah, is there anything you wanted movie? But it's it's. Back mentioned about Jeffrey Dahmer. As a teenager, it's a movie and it's about as behavior in high school because he was actually Kinda wild and Britain funny, but a really dark way, and then Jeffrey Dahmer, which which is he I know Ted Bundy? I got real into the Bundy series and became very just privy to how insane and manipulative and kind of brilliant he was at at just. You know keeping. Keeping a low profile and being on the run for so long, so dahmer thing was what He. He fucked the heads, right, he was the. People's heads often fuck them. I believe he kept a bunch of Dixon Jars. Which you know we've all done. Yeah. Oh you haven't been bored in Sacramento but. My. Dad was getting really hopped up on I. Think the Jeffrey Dahmer Stuff and he was trying to tell me about it. And then your dad tried to explain that a guy. Fox skulls is like takes the I had to basically say it for him because he didn't want to say it or what everybody's trying to describe it to me and and he's like A. Custom People's heads off and then as sexual them like skull fucker. He Goes I. Don't Yeah I. Guess I've never heard that, but yeah. I guess that's what it is and I was like. He's like Oh. You know about this I go. No I've just heard that term and he's like where I was like I. Don't know it's just one of those things that you grow up and you forget where at some point. You know. I. Don't know if it was eighth grade or two months ago where someone was like. Skull fucking I. Don't know if it was brought up in casual conversation or if it was related to Dahmer behavior, but I knew of it aside from Jeffrey Dahmer, which is unsettling to say the least that at some point in my you know. Adolescence somebody told me about that and. Obviously you don't forget about skull fucking, so he would do that and he would keep what body parts you would keep them like souvenirs. A foam finger from Angel Stadium. Some remember my my. My my addicted to the city. Yeah. Yeah, he would dislike. Cut off body parts and keep them in like in these jars and and people in the not. Like. You've gone is so weird. Because in high slagle, God would have been friends with this kid. He was actually he was. He was completely inappropriately funny. He drank a lot while in school I never drank in school, but I drink on the weekends. Let the. It was. Interesting for sure what else do watching I mean every watching documentary after documentary. Watch a watch. The one last night on a tesla. Oh! Yeah with high also identified a lot with because he was just. Like. You can meeting like we have a bunch of great ideas and some of those ideas get stolen in. That could still. That guy. And he had done that like a bunch of times. You just give away his batons by mistake like he would've been one of the richest man in the history of the planet earth it had kept his patent, but then Westinghouse shirt or the guy who owns the the electricity thing was like hey, man. I can't pay what the contract settled. business users alright, and he tore up the contract in then paid him nothing. Just reminded you remind. Broke living on the street digging dishes for two years. Like another thing and got out other patents and he just like. Tested Surani of just being a comedian way like comic, it's like we can never have too good a life. Sabotage on purpose like John Because then we won't be funny. 'cause we were hey, won't be funny is too good and got. Don't worry about that I was already going to do that..
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"But It's cut and dry. It's it's it's not. It's not. Not Up for debate for Kabul, and the cameras has watched. The show that tells you. Everything is about. He should not have a badge. Other shit going on, it's not serving and protecting and you let your ego get in the way. This kid is like everyone said this was being obnoxious and the Egged him on Oh. You don't have it in you to fucking. Get some composure. Take it down a notch and not be so fucking annoyed by this kid by the way and everyone's like I want to see what happened before. Look if there was if the kid pulled up, and they rolled on the widow, and they go license registration any gun on. He goes. How show me your license and registration? Then? Yeah, drag out of the fucking car because you can't do that. That's crazy. But to be arm up threatened. You feel scared with the current situation of the world and you see what's happening out there and cops be sensitive to that. Don't be immune to it. Do you know! What would it take for you to go? Hey, kid, Dude I. Can you put the phone down man? I'd say honestly dude like killer kindness Talia, protectors in Oh and it gives you more leeway to fucking. ONSTAGE, take care of the hecklers in a more nasty way. If you have to give them chances and you try to a lot of the Times I'll. I'll smooth out the situation because I have killed kindness. Approach the kid, go to fucking. Sorry this or even recognize that fucking scared and threatened that he's saying on that on camera and tell the cops to back away. Guys got him. We don't need four of us here, kid, you know it's not what it looks like. We're I know that fucking. Everything's going on. We're not GONNA hurt. You let me just say that like put him in east. Go Out of your way. Maybe you have to go out of your way now. Because some bad apples, a fuck shit up for you. That's that's my take on all that. Jacked up about a man. went to the social distancing with some buddies last night. and. Just came in just. Fired up. Getting into it with a good buddy was. Make me feel good, but that's Finesse Mitchell, great comedian! You know black and he's like dude. Thanks for fucking using your platform in a lot of people don't. It's true. Don't they choose not to, and I get that no judgment. Little judgment. People bigger followings to me of one hundred and four thousand followers. That's not nothing. It's not five hundred thousand. Two hundred and fifty thousand and there's a lot of comics. There's more CA-. Not Posting saying. Than there are that you know like white comics. Right is what I'm saying. To use your platform to speak up and when you are silent, you are kind of not you are saying. At a buddy I won't say, but he's like I saw that book. His comments like that's why I don't post off. Man I go well. That's cowardly. No no because I know you feel the same way. Sorry? You don't WanNa. Lose your followers, Dude. Because that's what happens in a blog measures some I get into a with somebody's block. Some I've actually been able to re. We have a little chat, and then whatever, but it's not worth it. It's worth it I'm a person I, and so are you so fucking? What of history you want to be on and look it's. I always decided my gosh, and I can do this. I know it's going to. Stir whatever and then it's just like she just stick the funny stuff I've been in a nice run of just putting up silly content, and I think in getting a lot of positive feedback from that I know especially during these times, people are so thankful for that type of stuff and and. And you think to yourself just stick to that. Why do you need to? There's enough people that are doing it but I get fucking compelled, and I get real fired up and and I. I just it's just I don't see how you don't i. don't see how you just sit there and see it and don't want to. I don't know. Then I see comics say Woodham would really going to do. Cool again. A great easy way out. Guys on the phone right now on the video right now is Well look a lot of Comedians in quarantine. Are Losing it and. This guy is no exception. In Full Cova attire. You've heard on the Joe Rogan podcast. You've seen him on Adam Devine's house port party. You've heard him on the Adam. Corolla Show Ladies and Gentlemen Mark Serta. Everybody's problem March Sarah. Tell US dead. It's made cove it. You look healthy I'm a I'm a I'm upset to report Cova. Would first of all. What's it like right now? Because I know there's a lot of talk about. Things being under control, but You seem to be thriving right now. Yeah Yeah. Everyone's pissed off. This is the best I've ever done. You might have I plugged some products. Go for. Scholes were over. Removes even the top sports. Now are those genital warts or Because I can't tell where your taint stops and where your deference begin. I think you know me well enough to know where I got him..
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"George Floyd that's happened. A numerous amount of I could and I told him I go. Videos. I've seen in the last month. That are mind blowing up. There was a woman outside of a bank outside the car and the COP was putting. I don't know what I did is I think he's like stop resisting. She's not resisting. Stop resisting check I'm not resisting. You're hurting my, can you? What am I? What am I doing? What are you doing? What are you doing this for your stop? Don't talk back. Don't talk back love to do that. Don't talk back I'm not talking back. Don't say another fucking word how you heard. You're hurting me. So that was another word. Obviously fucking to the ground smacks her head on the concrete. And, people want to. Take the side of the cop and go beyond compliance what you get. This kid should've gotten out. No Man because he also knows which is why start filming when there were three to four cops around that, this is not. But can I'm scared now. Can you be sensitive to what is happening and not just go George flow was a few months ago. It's better now. We marched we. Painted it on the streets. Fines fixed now is COP. COPS understood. We've seen some. COPS GET ON TV and apologize. Get on instagram and again those are the guys that are taking accountability and be like dude that it's should. That's just fucked up. That is not how I do my job. I've talked to cops. I got pulled over. Actually ran out of gas on the way to Arizona about a month ago and talked to these two cops in Blyth. Life by the way fucking do not plan any summer vacations to that city in the near future. Although, it might be covert free, but. has viable place where you're like. It feels like a lot of. Coq, two teenagers here. Does that make sense. Does that paint the picture for you so? I'm stopped in the middle of life and called. There's a phone there and I called the. Not Aaa, but the blyth. Towing company. and COPS had come up behind me at one point and I thought it was a joint company, and so I get out of the car because it's pitch black dark. It's like eleven pm. fucking terrified. It's one hundred and twenty degrees out I'm thinking there's rattlesnakes that are just GonNa. I don't want to sit in the car, but it's dead, so I can't on because I ran out of gas, but I don't want to sit outside in the heat because I'm like all either. Get hit by a truck. That doesn't see me. or a some fucking creature from the the blithe desert is gonNA come out or some fucking. Milford. Nathan He. Owes me fifty sixty buck. So. Get Out of the car because I think it's going to go fellas and he goes back to the car ago. You guys aren't the by Tony. He goes fuck now. I go all right and I. Get back in the car and they come around the side. And I was just about to spark up a j by the way which I'm glad I didn't because it's illegal there. But anyway, we started talking tough for about an hour. They children. I talked to him about blyth once I told them I was a comic, which I do right out of the gate. Times 'cause a it's got of tickets. Told jokes. I told a joke once. That almost got me a ticket. It was like. God. What was this joke? Remember it, oh! Sarah Palin has a At the time when she was running for with John McCain had a it's. She has a down syndrome, baby and A. And I go. See the baby on a thing and I go like Oh God I. Go Surpass Baby Down Syndrome. And I go! I see it on TV and she's holding it during one of the campaign speeches and I go. Oh, my God. Can you believe that? My buddies like your crazy i. go it is that is the fucking ugliest down syndrome baby I've ever seen. That was the joke I did. Know laughs from the cops. One of them just goes. My Wife's sister has down syndrome. Maybe I go. You don't say. So she probably think it was funny. Is what I said. Do Look up a double down on the downs and new maybe joke. and. I don't know how I didn't go to jail for that. Honestly, his face was not favourable. So so these cops are show. We're talking about it and they were very much on the side of like. In the kneeling on the neck, thing is so fucked and. You know, but every precinct is different, and every station has its own set of rules and the kind of the COP immunity thing. We got into a little bit, but. Point being and then I'll move on here. I just can't. It's so cut and dry to me, and my girl even was telling me you know. Sometimes you get so heated and you think it's your way or the highway and I go I know very I recognize that that I can't be that way and just. But with stuff like this, I'm sorry it is you know what I'm saying. Jason Alexander guests profess my senior at USC, an acting class, and he had a similar approach where he was just like. A buck in this is do do this fucking. You'll be great, you know. And some kids questioned his methods in class and remember. He was kind of a Dick about it. He was like all right. Yeah, I mean you know so. I was on Seinfeld, the best show of all time, but no try try your way, which was fucking I'll never forget that. I was like okay. George just slamming it back into Liz Hoffmann's face for chiming.
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"Especially in this current climate with the way, black people are being treated and the insane amount of footage. There is tobacco that up. I don't see how. People want to. Justify this cops behavior which. Is the video. goes along. The kid starts videotaping, holding his hand up in like I'm not resisting. Just showing you guys, I'm this guy's threatening? I'm being threatened. And in this copies like son fucking get out of the car and he's like I don't have to get out of you. Don't have to get a car for expired tags. And Can't search his car without a warrant. You can't fuck in. Opening the car from the inside again, Virginia where this takes place. There are racist there. There are racists everywhere. These cops you can tell right out of the gate. There's four of them three to four. For for an expired tag pulling over for that already I would be scared. Obviously, which is why this kid started filming, because he's like I'm very. Aware of what is happening and four cops for this is fucking not necessary, so must start filming in the document. Yet another example of how unfairly black people were being treated, so he starts filming in this Guy Reaches in. undoes the thing, and then just goes to its aren't get outside fog, and whatever so you can feel Michigan in the whole. Damn thing. fucking I'm I'm a fucking. You're looking at a real fucking specimen, he says. He goes. I'm going to look at me and then he Egos. The kids like I'm just. I'm not doing anything, but I'm not resisting. Just showing you guys chilling. He goes son. Thought encounter three and also just goes from zero to sixty the royds kicking and he. Rises, finger brightness face, and just like it was crazy. Dude and you're like you're a cop. You are at, and then he just goes I'm not giving count three. One and the kids are still sitting there. I'm not. Doing anything, I'm not resisting I'm like I don't have to get I'm not getting out of the car like why? What are you doing? What are you you know? And it goes one two three, and then looks down the barrel of the camera and goes. Watch the show and then fucking. Put this kid in a WWF. or E I don't know www dot W.. I duNNo. I, Dunno wrestling so I. Don't know which one would be the better. Choke holded. This was emulating fucking aggressive and unnecessary. In the chokehold polls, the kid out of the car and just. Something like an even like I'm GonNa. Whip your ass, but. When he was giving the countdown. He was like GonNa whip your ass. Everyone's going to see. Just threatening the fuck out of him, dude after everything that's going down and people. Won't mean I was getting text from a few buddies meaning I. Don't know yet, somebody right wing fans I'm like well. Unfortunately, ignorant racists are also of comedy. There's probably some KKK members that are like dude. You see Seinfeld's new special. I mean I fucking kill them. If I saw them in broad daylight because he's a Jew, but he's super funny. So. There is a there is. Hatred? That's being perpetuated and and supported. Online like the comment section was insane and I was like I can't believe the amount of people that are like. That's what you get got to comply man. You don't do what told. That's what you get you. That cop was doing his job. That kid was on. People say if you don't. He was being obnoxious that he was being obnoxious and it'd be like well. I want to see what happened before I should probably should have included. Sometimes it's I. Don't ever like to stir the pot and just post half video. I saw king batch had posted this a reposted what he had, and I was like you know, don't think he's trying to. Paint a negative picture and these you know, put it up and he's even his caption to said watched the show in quotes like quite like what that's insane, and that means case in point a copy, look down the barrel, the camera and goes watch. The show should not have a batch. What are you? There's good cops and there's bad cops I know a lot of good cops I know a lot of. And I know a few kids from high school. That are bad cops that are the fall in line with this type of guy that are just like. You know were bullied have. Raged from childhood or home or or their own insecurities, ego is such a fucking. can get you in so much trouble in any profession I've had a lot of my own personal cases in in stand up or just the entertainment business. What if I had to check my ego? If I wanted to continue to proceed in a certain work, environment or work with certain people. That I go man. Is it worth it for me to squash this cool project because I don't like the way this person is. Handling anything, so check my ego, and it's not. It's not worth it to me, and then there's been times where I've let it get in the way. And I fucked stuff up and you hopefully learn from that. But there's no room for air with cop and a civilian when. They're being annoying. Noxious people were saying and not complying, and just getting out of the car was like get out of the car, a good buddy of mine. He cut into it back and forth, and he goes I'm not saying with the coffee was right. Condoning that was wrong, but dude like the kid could have helped up like I'm gonNA. Stop you there. You're now condoning what the COP did. Because you're saying and this. What a lot of people that I think are! Not GonNa. End Up on the right side of history went to do is say. That the victim, there was some trying to find something that the victim could have done to make so. The COP didn't lose his cool like it. Kid could have just complied. Get up and get out of the car. Man Like you said. Hey,.
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"A Ruben. Two and a half minutes. Everything is quick as fuck you like. Can I get some eggs? He's like sure had a plate already to go back pocket. Wants some pants. Some pants eggs. And Yeah Fuck it. Put put them in the microwave. At least for me. It's my birthday. He would their birthdays. A lot of Denny's. That was did some bullshit I. Don't think they say I think they just brought a little piece of Pie. For sure that had been sitting out four a week. Put a little bullshit candle in it, and then just dropped off and was just like fucking. It's I. We know it's not your birthday, but we have. Said many times on many commercials and medio brochures that if it's your birthday, we're going to take the experience up a notch which nobody cares. Nobody's ever going to be like. I wish it was I wish it was. I wish there were the lighting was better. I wish to came out quicker then he's just. They nailed it. Everyone knows what you get. I. Did see a commercial once this I used to do a bit about this I probably two months. Stand up. It was was a commercial. That said a denny's gift. Certificate makes the perfect gift for any occasion. I was like the joke outgo. Really any occasion would've. Grandma needs a liver transplant. You Walk in with with hooking coupon. Is what I would do in the Act Out? It would get the same reaction by the way. Absolute silence? I thought it was genius to and I go really any occasion. Komo with a coupon grows over. Did you. Dave find me. Hello Son did. Did, they find me a liver. NO GRANDMA We did find your half off moons over Miami. had. No. That come liver. WISP. But I did a lot because I was like. It's just I gotta get more reps on the joke. That's why it's not killing. I wish I still had that fearlessness. Because now it's like the job. You get to a point where you go. I should know what's funny and I'm trying this because I think it's funny. And so it if it doesn't get any laugh the first time. I kinda just toss it because I'm like really you couldn't make that funny. The you know you just get to a point where you're like. You know you trust yourself. You've got your point of view pretty much. Almost fifteen years in, so it's like I know how to get out of something if it doesn't get laugh, but but how. You Know Fr. Structure, that joke and where the beats and the timing? Because even if I get one lap on I'm like okay. Cool now is just about massaging the timing and And and Flushing it out more. Stretching it out more peeling back all the layers to the bit. You know that's one thing Ed McMahon told me once when I which makes me sound like a you know Ed McMahon once. Told me well. I was having. We're playing hopscotch. It was I. don't know six o'clock. Love to tell the time of the story, it's one thing knows moisturizer. Sure we're. Okay West Point graduation is about two thirty in afternoon. Like what can. Why does that matter at all for the story? It's like when people used to be passively racist now they're just straight up racist, but. Rebutting College was trying to tell me story and he would like. He always would specify the race of the person white black. Asian Philip I mean just you know as if it was pertinent to the story. Be like dude, so my friend, Mike, he. He his mother, Fucker, so we go this park, right we're. Coming to? Pick me up. We stop by this park and because I saw a buck in a big group of pigeons outright, and they're all just chilling like hardcore. And my goes dude I should fuck pullover bust up on those pigeons and fucking. In fucking run into the fucking sky and And, so Mike. I, pull over and Mike. And Mike Black and he runs up on the pigeons, and they fucking freak out. They fly away. It's crazy. What is him being black have to do? With anything. Where the. Racist Pigeons. Is that what you're trying to. Communicate that they were just like black black eye. or Were is Mike. Are you say that black guys hate pigeons? What are you try? To dissect out one. It's pretty much less saw dude. But you know, thank God for Facebook, so I can reconnect and scroll through and pretty much see. That's the beauty of facebook profiles and the picks reconnect with old friends. Get into political debates. Do it a lot. I G block and right now just a lot of fucking just. Call me the fucking David Robinson of instagram right now. It's just block city, but yeah been get hit up by a lot of people that want to open with love your comedy, Dude but hey. Buck in enough's enough dude, fuck inskeep, funny coming Dude I don't need to hear about your political fucking ideals or your. Religious ideologies, or whatever the fuck you know, you see Ju- that's true, but fucking don't be pushing your fucking black lives matters. It'd just bring the funny and fucking leave that and other shit to the fucking other people..
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"Lay, all, you cool, cats and kittens. Carol Baskin's on Cameo. Denny's is open for business. Mary Kay Letourneau has left. Has Left Earth. And Sports NBA players are reaching out to hose in different. Area codes down in the. ORLANDO, NBA, bubble! Welcome to the about last night podcast, coming to you live from the better box studios. Want to shut out. Gino gauge in the speed team. For for housing us. And during a time when let's be honest. Nobody knows what the fuck is going on. Did Mention courtesy of gauge that Denny's is rocking and rolling, and that's something I never thought. I'd say, but I think to rise above the. The idea that covert is going to kill us all and go that we will find a way to deliver moon over Miami to people who won't Edem. and. I gotTa Love Denny's for that I've going to denny's since. FAULK, probably I want to say the first one was probably like seven or eight. Mind blown to everything bigger. When you're a kid, toys R. US I remember going to toys. R. US with my nieces about what five years ago before they shut down and. It was so small it was like two aisles, and a fucking racket gum and I was like this place felt like. An. You know like. Narnia it was just so epic and overwhelming, and I was like spikes in giant fucking. Hula hoops and fireworks. Guy should be selling them in the store, but they're allowing them because it's so big and they know they can't keep tabs on everyone. WHO's here and the you'd see the commercials for the toys? toys R. US. Shopping sprees. That might have been. There's a few things I wanted as a kid. My parents get back together. Thanks for bringing it up, not going to happen while my step, mom did just pass, so there's an opening there I. Guess if my mom wanted to jump back in the ring, but she's happily married to my stepdad shadow to George, But I wanted to be on double. Dare okay I wanted to be. The ice cream. I wanted to be Ninja Turtle I wanted to go to Disneyland. Plane that would. Drive over a fly over me. I would go take me to Disneyland which I think is like a poor kid. Move to scream at a plane. And think you're so, but also just a happy naive kid that just wants to travel and. and. It would have been great, though if at some point a plane to just circle back around and fucking land in our coldest sack and be like. I'm sorry. Did you say something fat fatty and your like I? Have a name. From down here we could see us so. As far as I'm concerned, it's fatty. But I wanted to go to Disneyland. Those other things that I said and. Get a toys US shopping spree. The commercials were unreal I think the kids got sixty seconds I. Don't know if that's something we can check or even pull up. If. That's possible the. One of the shopping sprees, they would always do commercials for them, because then it would. Basically pressure you as a child to get your parents to help you sign up. I had to go in store to sign up for it. Till these considered 'cause then they get in the store and then they get ya. Yelling yelling fingers all over the toys, and you just can't leave the store unless you got something which. Is the they get you too much shit to pick from? Like the cheesecake factory of toy stores. But that shopping spree looked ethic. He got sixty seconds. And you got to push a cart for sure. They put weights on the cards to because these kids looked like they were struggling to get through the aisles like. It was like thirty seconds in there like. I got a Frisbee fucking jacket. Like, are you at Ross or toys? R. US Ethan and. One, that so bad somebody could have said to me. What do you want more to go to college or you can do sixty seconds and toys 'r us and get as many playstation games and. Gummy bears as your little heart desires. I WanNA chosen the latter. Kaz fucking toys kids just I. Don't think it's as important to kids now. My nieces and nephew are all about the IPAD. Nephews obsessed with fortnight. He should be obsessed with learning just learning in general. This is a tough time for any parent that's trying to. Keep their kids locked into a? Mindset of like hey, keep batting information soaking up. You know up the sun show crow style, but also make sure that you don't forget math. This. Dumb dumb, my nephew. He's six and harder gold. Sweetheart look. Does he bite his friends at school? Yes, did I. Try to tell him not to. For sure. Did I do it no way where I said Hey, what do we chew and he goes my food I go. What are we? Not Shoe goes my friends. I go buck and try to hold onto that way of thinking for at least twenty to thirty years until you meet some freak on craigslist, whose like bite me bitch, and then you're like my uncle Adam said not to unless this situation presented itself. But we're playing heads up the kid version where you have the phone, right? On your head like this and it's got a picture of an animal rights to kid version. and. And you try to get. You know. Get Your family member to guess the animal by doing things like making the noise of the animal. Start off. It was a cricket. My nieces goes creaky cricket cricket. My that's fucking, not cricket cricket. Just say what it is for its noise, you know. Like have a horse. Horse. So she goes cricket cricket cricket, and then he pauses again. He's kind of a dumb dumb dudes. I think just are dumb dumbs. You know it's why we still draw. penises on. Guys faces at parties when they fall asleep because we were just feeble minded, that doesn't ever go away, but I think on a whole girls. Children, the girls are smarter than the guys. Because my nieces just are from the GECKO their imaginations to even with like their barbies and like I remember one day. They were holding their barbies up in one of them was like. Would you please Mary means US like with Kenji. No, not ready quit pressuring me cheeses. There, they were just acting out these very. Lifelike scenarios, but with my nephew, he's holding the. The heads up like this..
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"So rarely. Do you have anyone to what they're talking about? Teach you that you know because you're. You're busy focusing on the tricks, not a presentation and I think if you've been the magic castle enough to see some cringe magic performances, where like they're not laughing with him or Kinda. You know it's. Also it's it's when somebody again to complicate your like personal likable, the likeability factor and to be someone that's engaging to watch and listen to that I'm sure like helps when you're trying to. Sometimes you know and again I can't even begin to try to understand how you do any of your stuff, but if you're obviously trying to. Distract us at some points right from seeing what you're about to do and I never. Because that then adds to element of surprise and Holy Shit. How the fuck did he do that? If somebody's boring as hell, you're maybe not paying attention, and then you're like. Wow, I'm just gonNA. Watch his hands or his right. Is that one hundred percent the Gabby? The storytelling jokes how that like is mile lot like it's you make you want people to watch you which I think? You know feeds feeds into the. Total Package Yeah Dan. I don't know how young he was when you met him. Bet like know I'm he started doing online at like twelve and then yeah. We both thought we were like talking to. Yeah it was, so we met. We met it in like a support group for kids that got We're talking to like McDonald's mascots, and there's a whole separate chat thing where it's like I'm grimace turns out to be. Earl from Detroit, but so Dan I met on that, and then it was like he loves comedy. I love comedy. Do you still performance Chabad? Yeah? I. Don't give a fuck. The fullest, and then yeah. No. I met him when I think jus- graduate. We both just graduated. We're doing comedy. He was doing a lot of college humor shows, and yes, and yes, actually I got brought me on the road to Kansas City, and then they didn't know that was they were. He was bringing me, so they didn't have a place for me to stay. And then they had like the features a whole thing and Loved in. He's so. He was so confident. Young Age I was going to say. He seems like he's been Dan. Levy his whole life. Yeah, and I remember like when I saw him. Do comedy like as a sophomore you know like. Even even in college like I. Don't even know what I. Who am I? What do I have to talk about you know? For Serb but when you're talking about your life, and so that you know I, kind of like just borrowed his the I got inspired by his just crazy bravado confidence that he. And I think it helps with the magic believing your own bullshit. They believe it to you know so. When did you start kind of busting out? Trick said at parties or at school. And how is it received? You know what I'm saying like teachers like Hey, man. There's time and a place respect the craft, and that you actually look like you're pretty good at it. Definitely fold me I canceled the pop quiz because as some of the weird shit. You put on the wall and it scared me and I just wanted to go home, thoughts or were there like? People that were like a book. It's this is. This is amazing like you. Should you know drop out of school and go pursue this? Like what kind of a balanced did you get it from I? Think I just needed to learn the right place and time like there was I i. think there was a book. It was a seen a guy lecture in his little lecture. Notes were called magic with class. You and he's on the cover with a magic wand and I was secretly reading his book in Class. Mitchell grabbed that they're like magic with class, not in Class Justin confiscate them a book and I've felt burned. You know like in in high school specifically I was the only magician in my high school, so the teachers I think. Sometimes we made lost control. The class frigates a little rowdy. It's kind of like all right Justin. You got. You'RE GONNA. Trick for you know so. I would kind of like come in. Is The ring sometimes and do a trick, but I didn't have like a click like I wasn't like, I didn't have like my tight group of friends, I was Kinda like this drifter. And you know with magic. He kinda you Kinda. Get to be. Accepted for as long as you're doing tricks for, and then it's kind of like okay. I don't have anything else to talk about guys back away slowly. Yeah Hey guys Adam. Ray here for the about last night podcast hope you're enjoying the episode man. It's good to be back and you know what the best part about being back Sharon the goodies, you the fans I.
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"And my dad be okay. No that's what you want. You want. Most people innately want their family and folks to just be okay. It's why right now sucks so hard because people are apart from each other and been doing a good job of staying clean being around my dad. There's no there's no choice. They'll really mask. Wash hands sanitized. Rub Things Down Rubio down. I'll come on. Let's keep it clean this hotel. Those a little too eerie like look at the art on the wall behind me or is it a fucking pet cemetery hotel art. Unless you're standing like w well there art is like out of some weird fucking Stanley Kubrick. Movie it's always. It's not the art that you would get. I've never been in a hotel. Actually that's not true. I was just saying in an embassy suites in Seattle. They had a fucking great skyline shot a Seattle and I was like what happened if I stole this. Because we've all stolen stuff motels whether it be soap towels aerobics. They know what's going to happen. Oh you think you check out there checking your bag for the blanket and they just added to the bill. You know man I've had some Nice comforters. Over the years though definitely thought about stealing them all but but then you get that you know. Last time I stole something was when I worked at Albertson's as to steal toothpaste deodorant and French bread all the necessities that are young fifteen-year-old prepubescent fucking come. Filled teenager is looking to stock the shelves with French bed because it was on break. I was leaving there. No cameras at Albertson's during that time they did when I was about to quit and go to La for college at USC and guess what cameras got installed two weeks before I quit. Boom got caught stealing film or in the customer service booth got a bunch of film. Hoax BUDDIES UP STOLE SOME MYSELF. They fucking copy and my boss. Dan Boyle was so disappointed. Never forget he was like over the loudspeaker. Adema come to my office. I knew right away to my heart sunk on my count. Money in the customer service booth. Recyc- faulk two weeks two weeks. I had to get through and then I was. I was out of here. Could have left the grocery store world feel good about myself and instead sit down he was like this guy look familiar. Turn on a tape was footage. Amee fucking put in the film in my backpack. All my heart sunk getting caught stealing blow especially by guy respected. You have been there for four years. I was like a star employees. Fun Guy. They all came to my plays in high school when he catches me stealing two weeks before I leave and I just was like did. I don't know what to say. I fucked up like it. Did you fired? It's probably the right move was like can stay for two more weeks and then you fire me when I before I leave. I can still get the satisfaction of fire. Me Let me finish for two weeks. Make a little bit more. Don't you find? It was like I just checking a couple of days. You fucking fired all right data out on the way out get the fuck Outta here. I wonder where that guys. Now he was in his sixties. He might still be with us but being a grocery store lifer that she's only ten seventeen. I can't be too concerned. That people are trying to catch these here but like I was saying they get real chatty here at the hotel man staff I leave the room and Ford today because I had a bunch of the O- work and when I left there like He emerges look comes out of the of the darkness said. Can I stay here without additional commentary? Well we did. It took a stab took a stab at the Solo podcast. This is me putting it out there trying to get more real with you guys. You know because I do so many of these podcasts and I enjoy making people look good and feel good and being funny did one today. One Boy Ryan eagled plays Max good one on new Amsterdam us on blacklists and dirt and fucking nine to one. Zero and black KLANSMAN. Great actor went to college together. Was the acting program at. Usc Phenomenal Kid. It's really fun and to him in a while. We've texted over. The years had not had face to face like that in years and it was really fun man so but again trying to challenge myself more vulnerable. I'm you know look I ain't going to get real. This is pretty personal right now. But I'm an open book. If you got questions hit me up. Email me erase sugar. Gmail.com questions on fucking. I'll read them straight up on the PODCAST. I see guys like the von just baronet. All Mann Whitney Chris. Don't give a fuck and you got to not give a fuck you know fully you got fully not give a fuck and then that way you get you know. No one's going to please. Everybody and I think that's that's why I gotta get out of my head because I feel like I do a job of being being nice to everyone and being having integrity on and off stage. But Hey man. Everyone's got opinions. Nobody's perfect as a way to be real and true for without talking. Shit being an asshole. I'm just gotTa find that bounce but I'm into it so Hemi up. Got Questions. Comments concerns this also could just be a complete waste of time. I got muppet show. Curtains fucking brothel lamps. I am definitely the backdrop for this. Venerable episode is Could not be more. Just I mean shine a black light on this room and just talking dear diary. Woodstock's got nothing on this room juice wise. That was gross. But you see that's what happens when you let the brain just fucking rattled off by the way you like my friendship recent. Stephanie looks like you got out of cereal. Box from nineteen eighty-seven cocoa puffs Cuckoo for cocoa puffs. Said was the key was the cook puffs. Was it a bird? I always get to gain Sam. The parrot and the cocoa puffs bird mixed up. I think the cocoa puffs burgers like a velociraptor or a seagull. Guess what doesn't matter. I love you guys. Thanks for listening and We'll do this again on cool recipe's name.
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"It Pine Yeah. I would danny from the new kids on the block. Yeah he'll be okay. Life does move on but right now is very sad. And I don't know if we're GONNA be able to leave him by himself so that's now tricky dance my brother and I- rotating me being there with them right now. We're both there but in all we have to take turns and thankfully lives are being put on hold. He doesn't go to medical school until August. Things should be okay by them. I might be dabbling in some standup shows. The end of the month in Utah and Arizona. Shortly follow after that which is kind of to think about 'cause then once I expose myself to that amount of public do I need to quarantine Myself a little wild to not be back around my dad. Risk Seventy five seventy six on Friday whenever this comes out but What's that's another thing too? And now it's like I wanNA do some first birthday but not too big grandiose because I've been doing a good job my brother and his wife as well fill in the moments not letting too much dead air happened so that we can. That's my job. That's my job in life and I feel like I've taken on that role with my family friends relationship. To be the source of positivity it'd be be in a good mood all the time and I am generally down like everybody else but I feel it. I feel like I don't have the option because I'm now looked at me. A comedian because comedians got a dark side just comedians people but I always feel extra responsibility to be and I enjoy. I lean into it because it makes me feel good to be up and whether I'm on or just kind of still just social. I like that but when I'm not feeling it man I'm GonNa say I'm not not fun to be around but it's different if I'm not feeling it. I might as well just go a Muslim people on myself and I enjoy that. I'm starting to find that if I'm not feeling like one hundred percent me which I feel like he's a lot of fun adding to the conversation making people feel good being active in the. Hang if I'm not that then I should just fucking Irish goodbye. I've done that drunk or sober. I was with my dad and brother and his wife and says the day after my step. Mom's passed it's just a heavy day and I started a real tired. I think just the emotions of trying to be a rock from my dad and also trying to figure out my emotions towards my step mom passing and being there for my brother asking trying to check in on engage his emotions. That's his mom. Even though he's got a weird relationship with her did anyway. You know so. I haven't really give myself a chance to let things sink in but looking to the eyes of death as I did is man. I won't soon forget that and I'm trying to again. Just be there for my dad and be a rock and not. I don't think I have to find perspective or you know Silver Lining comedy which I've jotted some things down. You can't not an it's one thing. I feel fortunate as a comedian that I've conditioned myself to see the funny in everything not right away I did think about how the fact that my dad and I when she passed a good ten minutes after we sat on the couch. Just CA- rubbish shoulder and he's crying and trying to fill the moment with some nice thoughts. It's still too soon actually formed to really speak too positively ever in and remember Miss. It just makes them sad obviously put on the TV and trump was on and he was like. I can't watch this. I was like I can't watch it either. We usually find some funny in in the trump. The trump the show that is the trump presidency. Couldn't couldn't yesterday put the channel he goes. Jerry Springer is always good moments after his wife's died put on Jerry Springer. We fucking laugh for like forty five minutes and commentated matter own narration to what was happening and he smiled and laughed. And I kinda then was you know. Definitely going off his taken a. You're driving this ship. You know we're grieving right now. So I'm not gonNA laughing. You WanNa stay silent stay sound you. WanNa cry on here for you. What's fucked about when your wife dies a lot of things but My my dad. You know we've done a good job. My brother and his wife and I have a keeping the conversations light making him. Laugh trying to keep them distracted. You know. That's that's my job. That's a comedians job. Keep you distracted. You know from reality data even said today. I'm GonNa stay in denial as long as possible. Fucking now why wouldn't you? That's what kids do about. The real world is the best way to stay sane and and and not get too affected. Which is I think something. We all do a little too much consumed too much of what's happening. Not that you should be numb to everything. Which because it you know when you feel stuff that's when you are a person I think I could do more of that I feel stuff in doses and then I put it down gets to real. I'm trying to open up more right now. But that balance my dad's finding of because he'll get incredibly joyful and just get filled with so much happiness when we make him laugh. He's got such a hearty laugh. He's just he laughed so much and and and You know it's so nice to see him like be that happy and that's immediately followed by like a a which is just like a real sad like. I wish you could be here. And that's really fucking a bummer. To to see you know that is I don't know if it's that he feels guilty that he's having a good time and she's not here. I think it's a little that and it's a lot of and I wish you could be your laugh with with the family. This is so great those moments more and more. I start to see when I'm with. My family are truly. You can't replace him. You know when you just have a really sweet moment with your family. Brother-in-law says MOM NIECE DAD. Step mom whoever. You have a really a hearty laugh. That's that builds in everyone's kind of in on it man. I think he's really sad that she doesn't get to have at the core of it. Obviously many reasons. He said that she's not here. But that's a balance. I think that will be tough to find for a bit of. How much can I let myself being a good mood? Yeah it's weird though sad for my dad and and And Sat for her as much as she is not. My mom got to know her again. My sister had a different relationship with her little older when everything went down and my my dad left and and and married her and so she's a little closer to it little has become more accepting of it. All as time goes by as you do and you mature and you just to prioritize what really matters and and not minimize the stress which is easier said than done but when you can do that in life manages opening yourself up to a plate of healthier circumstances when you and opportunities experiences when you can go fucking just drop it man. We're all GonNa die at some point. All right fucking enjoys much of this as I can. You have to say to yourself. Get a look in the mirror. Really Challenge yourself to fucking trap your baggage and drop the bullshit and I was able to do that early on in religious. Accept her as someone's making my dad. Happy then you get older and I realized how much my unhappy my mom was during all that and for years after until she met my Stepdad and in that kind of creeps in and goes fuck and get a little anger towards you pops and step mom. Because you like you guys fucking they. My mom really unhappy but people grow apartment. Folks were married for twenty seventeen years. Think ten probably were good that issues. So you know when you have issues and things don't work out. People move on. And he moved on She. She moved on eventually and which is why. Hurry my Stepdad. So sweetly reaching out concerned families family man people once you get past and you know all the on the surface emotions and people can kind of just lead with love and want to what the best for people then. You can't go wrong. You can't be wrong. That's where you're coming from is wanting the best for someone sound like Jerry Springer Final Thought. Which again my dad and I. We watched a lot of Jerry Springer right when she passed. Now it's crazy. You don't know what to do we not do. We do want to sit in silence. We had to do some watch. Cnn trump so we put on jerry springer show is such garbage. I think it was like making us feel better but also mindless why. Are You fucking him? Well 'cause you bitch then you're also fucking her maybe was bring her out goes notch. She comes out. I'm fucking into then. The girls start fighting chaos. Madonna are laughing just giggling fifteen twenty minutes after she passed away just again being distracted and laughing at fucking insane television thought about springer in twenty years and then he closes with this final thought which was oddly profound and always has a way of time things together. It was like Ali emotional inappropriate in this time. We're sitting there step just past wife and Jerry like well you know is my final thought. Life gets tricky now. With a Theresa and Daniel were meant to be together. They were together for a brief time. Was there a kid involved? We don't know he says no she says yes. There's two other sixties foggin. He's got side chicks and no kids and pants that don't fit. There's a lot going on for Daniel. But what's reese it doesn't know. Is it at one point. She will find the person that she's supposed to be with and that's all we can. All do is try to find someone to accompany US. Accompany us on his journey of life and live it to the best. We can live love and learn but mostly love. Thanks for watching. Look over my dad. And he's wiping tears from his eyes nodding along Jerry Springer's final thought just fucking connecting on a level. You did not expect. After his wife passes away in. Never now man.
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"What the fuck is up. Well I'll tell you what would me as I'm I'm bored I'M BORED. In Oregon. Why the Fuck Mine Oregon? Well my step. Mom died on hospice for about a month and And then and then gave up her ghost as they say and Went to the heavens above. I was in the room when it pretty much happened. That was fucking sad. There's really no other way to Slice it was satisfied with my dad was with me. I was staying there. The the night prior happened like eleven thirty in the morning woke up around nine. I was working from home one of their to check breathing. Shallow heartbeats were threats as I guess. The medical term goes and she fucking died man and that was crazy and lots of emotions. Step Mom. It's my step mom. Had it been my real mom I would be. I don't know what where I would be. I'd be devastate is the right word and I'm saying crushed. My mom is You know she's she did it all and continues to be that source of support that I got as a kid from just one parent. Pretty much you know. Cut The sport from Dad but not until college really when when the relationship got patched up so mom has been crushing it. So step mom. It's weird because it's the woman that my dad left my mom for. So that's a weird dynamic. How do you process that? You don't really are you. Are you supposed to. I've never really processed much from that's Side of my life when Kinda push it down. Oh by the way this is not going to be a Larry as bod gas. I guess I should just tell you guys I'm Taking a stab from the direction I've been given from a manager and and some comedy friends to Be More vulnerable and open up to this side of the guy so fucking doing it in a hotel and Oregon which by the way. I almost got kicked out of last night because I was doing some voice over additions super late night and One was a pirate. One was a video game guy and one was a Saint Bernard so get the cable Derby and then John John get down faulk and then Hey I'm a pirate seven. Jeez bunch of that bullshit and then pounding on the wall which I get. Because I make causing a Ruckus as my My mom used to say. Don't it wreckage? Your wrassling moms others say wrassling wrestling and in bug me in the moment but now it's like fuck it's wrestling That's like my mom used to save Fonda or she'd say fan I was like it's Fanta Fanta. Don't you went winning defender? That's not it it's Fonda? Would you want to want to Fonda the commercial Christmas commercial in that Santa went and I just heard some fucking tic TAC upstairs broom broom knocks but yeah man death is very real and I was there when she passed and took her last breath. And I can't even tell you what that was like but I am. I guess I'm trying to looking at someone about to die he's fucking bonkers but right newer is horizon in the back of her head couldn't Really focus on anything progressively. Just got worse was talking to her. she was responding more or less with sounds and words about a week ago. Sounds about three days ago and then just man got sicker and sicker stage. Four cancer was breast than it went to deliver. Had A bladder infection hospital. Dick my dad was going to see her and say goodbye. Because Vol the cove in nineteen drama and so She was able to come home on hospice and be in the house. Which I think was nice. I keep trying to paint that picture to my dad of what could have been had she not been able to come home You know there's you have to find some silver lining was like it's actually been kind of beautiful that she's been able to be here at home with you and spend these last moments and you've been able to check on her and been up. We got up into the wheelchair and got to the living room a few times. You got hold onto that stuff. The alternative would have been a fucking nightmare. She dies from a blood infection. You can't see her in the hospital. We want to see that movie but you do right when they make movies. That are that dark fucking go. See Him you sick Fox Schindler's List Dad Watch Schindler's list. Two nights go which I did not know that was on the hospice movie list. But Schindler's list is on the hospice list. Who knew made feel better? I guess to see juice suffer. That's not why but it just I guess and made them. Maybe he didn't want to cry. His own life would cry. Somebody else's who knows what the logic was hospice gets you all twisted emotionally hospice movies. We Watch Jerry Springer when she passed that walked out like. That's it I mean he just say that's who's devastated. He was sobbing senior. Dad Cry. I've seen it before and I've seen him over this entire stretch of stage. Four liver cancer. Seen him get very emotional which is just awful senior folks. Get Super Emotional. Sucks over that. My Dad cried when I told him. I got the role of l'espoir in the heat with Sandra Bullock McCarthy and he cried he was in the bathroom actually in Laughlin. Nevada here toilet flush after I told them and they start crying so I was like he crying because I told you the party. Did you drop some in the toilet or something happen with your stool now? He was crying for me was happy that I gotten such a big big part but see him. Cry over this sucks. It's a weird thing to see. Your parents cry that hard to be that sad..
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"Don't stop the music. Please don't stop them here. He's trying to make my neck and I'm GonNa take it off this. I'm excited about this. I'm really really excited about this. This is going to make me recovered a lot quicker. Heck yeah because it's like having a little splinter some it's just going to force you to not exactly we'll do it. Also let's not. Let's not be equipped to overlook the amount of just bending and wall leaning. You're doing doing your Joe S- Sings the classics Last Saturday you were of course hilarious. I finally watched it though I brought that up. It's still locked. Remain out because of you do anything. It's there forever but you let tell people what you did. First before you get into the trained animal your followers follow me and and you're right you're right you're volt. They know exactly what we're not doing it again. So that's for for new listeners. Because that's always happening so again. There's no no listeners. zoom has not stunted your comedic timing. I'll tell you that much The take a drink. Thirsty thirsty cheeses. Can you put that brace back on your real fucking Aso? When you've got a lot more room to put your fingers on your head to just as of let me say this. I didn't know the the amount of prep that you did for it. Musically was fucking. You also used your space brilliantly. At one point we joked. Even you're like oh it's too many locations but you know. I think some would argue in some commented not enough locations and opening by the way with like this beautiful open room where. I don't know what you're planning on using it for but I think that definitely I looked like it just was so open and there was a corner of a room. Yeah for those of you know no so we did the new on block we're supposed to do a cruise a got insult so we did a virtual crews and we tried to instead of four days and four nights and five days on on a boat. We tried to interact with our with our amazing fans as much as possible over those four days. We game shows Zoom Fest. We did carry. Excuse me carry okay and I usually do a show so I did. I did it a livestream. You've been on the boat before Adam I I kinda host it kick it off. I graciously accepted my friend. Gabe Lopez is musician. Songwriter Emmanuel Curios. A great friend and songwriter. They all came on and we we did a we did a thing with you know and I probably could have one set up. I did three setups if the behind. The scenes was literally all the rig duct taped to a piece of wood and laid in between two struts of a ladder In all by myself. Because I'm by myself by myself So I could have kept the simpler. I was talking a lot again. On the cruise it's e- it's a captive audience in more ways in one so it was a little bit story tally. If I do it again up probably get to the songs a little sooner. But he is stalled yet so well. I had these ninety second two minute. You know changes you guys down to talk to each other you so funny. Oh is brilliant. Dude was you also because I remember pre show. I'm trying to cover as many bases as possible. Joe You gotTa tell me like when you come back in like is going to be time or you're just going to jump in and we'll just know and you like Yo when I pop back on the screen you'll know just very positive you to be like when I'm there buddy you know. Yeah so but. Your timing was impeccable. Because gave an I started getting a fun little back and forth and you would come in right notice that last one the very last one too because I just watched the last night for the first time because I want to see how it sounded the game. Tape the game tape which isn't really fun. I mean I I. I know it's part of the game to get better like that. Some people look at it and some people say never looked. Just keep going. Don't look back. Don't take notes. Rehearse get better but like you know who says David Copperfield. And where is he you know whereas what does he billions of dollars from a magic show? Hey Buddy same show for ten years South three times and Loni just looks good. Yeah I'll go again when things resume but the point is you gotta make some changes swell changes or it was really the the the the technological aspect of because we're trying to everybody's trying to figure out how to best stream and on a musical level And I was happy that people pleased overall. It's we're being absurdist everybody. We're trying to get people's minds off of where we are now. And so it's it's a big plus it's all it's all gravy right but I looked at IT I. I was happy with my performance but my voice would do the cancelled when I sang. It would out the music a little bit. It had that could be because these things are bill to do that. To to focus on the boys and then and then knock away the background noise zoom in like stuff like this so. I think it just it triggers differently so as I wanna see if we can fix that may it make it better? Make it better. So we'll see. How did you pick the songs? That was one thing that I was curious about. When I saw the set list. Well I did go. I what I picked the song because a lot of them just came up their melancholy songs. Were all kind of a along not alone but like you know quarantined. And what are we GONNA do? This is an existential malaise. If you will and you know you think adds dominant I one. You know it's been Saban's has in thirteen days since you took Ula Ruby. Great.
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"To to someone argued that the growing pains theme. Song is better. Do you know it. Go ahead showman. Show me SNEHA. Domas in a last is We got to spin will be the luggy streams also. We don't know what else is going. So my neighbor McDonald. I wish hey. Did you see my mouth for good? Hey numbers I got some Shit Company. Hey Thomas Eric band out right there. I'll tell you why barbecue next weekend nine hole in the door but we'll be another one another one. That really happened. That will be another song. Michael McDonald Neighbor Day. I wish that some Shiva's Weird. He should be at the pool on his piano. And you look down from your deck. And he's down there and you're like dude you're still down there. He's still partying. Dude I'm so tired of walking across Turkey. See Your name and when I moved into my house he goes. You're an actor. Michael Flynn soccer. And he's like. Hey Man. Are you an actress. No no I I write jingles and all. That's amazing anything I would. I don't know you're a little young ago dude. He has silver spoons. You did silver spoons. He did you guys remember silver spoons. He this theme song. He Sang and played at silver spoons. And that's when songs used to have people came up with Jingles and sang the fun times. Yeah we're just talking about that and now in movies. Don't you miss the this summer? Yeah I miss it. It'd be Corny but if you can just incorporated it start working again. It'll make a quiet and more people get jobs. We'll see although the higher that one fucking guy forever you know world this summer your mom in a bar buck you know what I mean. It was always that one dude got like a McDonald's Pool. Yeah is that the title or just the only have him do the voice over. Oh my God that'd be amazed okay so Michael Rosenbaum's inside of you get it wherever you way. Aside and Michael Rosenbaum is pleased if you take a minute. So they will. I'm sure they love you. I really appreciate tomorrow next to when this when this tomorrow. Tuesday's our first video. We've got some great guests. I think I could say Brandon routh. Oh so he's our first on camera. We'll get a lot of great ones coming up. So thanks and and go back and watch sorority boys. If you haven't seen it all good I love it. It's truly Yemen. It's like a time for one quick question from the Internet. Yeah let's do it because actually there was a harland related one that pretty interesting. Give me one second here because you promises to the things right my wrong. Okay Okay so. This is hardly goes. Can Michael Please direct and write a horror film with Harlem's has the killer? Could you imagine that Surrey? But he's also you look it doesn't talking to the neck. Wow as he snaps it. Oh yeah that'd be amazing by the way I am writing a lot now and I've been reading a lot of time but you know what happens is i. E Sell Shit and no one ever sees because it gets made so We're in the process of selling another one and writing a horror stories. Horror is my favorite genre by far. I think I'm pretty adept at like you know what's scary movies aren't scary enough these days so I really WanNa you know. I like paranormal. I like I mean there's good ones I get follows and insidious I thought was good and I just paranormal active. Lum's I scare the shit. Adamy shit scares me. What do you think about someone if they are not scared of those movies if they're just sitting there when everyone in the theatre jumps and they're just like psychopath? Maybe psychopath right. Well from me people. Who've why do you like harm? It's like a roller coaster. It's adrenaline when you scare me. It's like oh my gosh. My Heart's beating my arms are getting tingling on my going Holy Shit. It's fun for me. It's like I am. I experienced with other people. It's it's great. I have friends who will not most my friends will not watch harmonies of me. You know who I watch movies with my Mormon Friends Mormons John. John Heater Napoleon dynamite. Yeah one of my best friends in the world. He's got a bunch of these. The Mormons love of the these guys. They love our movies. We Watch horror movies by ninety one year old grandma. Now we watching this crap. What is this? Yeah my last night my during actually yesterday during the day it's like four in the afternoon. My sister puts on Jeffrey Dahmer Movie. Yeah my grandma's ninety. Why are we watching? What is he's putting a head in a jar? What the fuck. She didn't say fuck but wait till the next grandma. Just head way to leave forks. She's Does she listen to podcasts. Will she watch this no I I usually tell my family not listen my pocket because I talk sometimes about them? Yeah you know it's just like it's it's I don't beat them. It's just like it's personal. Of course people open up to me and my podcast. I opened up to them. I don't WanNa be like on. Not Telling you should. I'll I'll I'll relate to you about this. I did this. This happened to me and then people open up. We opened up today. This is a lot of fun I come back anytime. If you need a guest you're you're you're a crusher your podcast rules go check it out. Subscribe I tune spotify peanut gallery. Thank you. You guys are hilarious. Really funny man addition. We've been here a while while it's really smoggy. Yeah I'm still high of. I think we'll see you next week..
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