25 Burst results for "Lassie"

Don't You Want Somebody to Take Care of You?

Terrible, Thanks For Asking

05:24 min | Last month

Don't You Want Somebody to Take Care of You?

"Okay so you just got a couple of questions. We're going to get into that okay. Yeah totally i'm nora. Mcnerney in this is terrible. Thanks for asking. And that was gina and when we get into it. We're going to be continuing the conversation that we've been having about care with gina story is a story about a lot of complicated emotions about the long tail effects of being thrust into a caregiver role when you're still a person who needs a lot of care a child but this complicated story starts in a really simple place when genus parents met and fell in love They were summer fling. Was like maybe nineteen sixty nine thousand. Nine hundred seventy vietnam war was going on. I think there was like a lot of looking for a better life. Like you know like wanting something good and they dated over that summer and then they were married by like the day after christmas that same year. So my sense is that they were kind of idealists like they were looking for some sort of happily ever after and for awhile. Genus parents found it. My mom was a homemaker and my dad was kind of a rising star in the computer science world. he was an academic. He was teaching at georgia tech in atlanta. Which is where. I grew up and so early. Memories are that you know my mom cooked and was crafty and volunteered with the pta. My mom really loved to so she loved to bake. She's a beautiful woman and my dad was very intellectual. Like i remember him reading like not totally age appropriate books to read allison wonderland to me at an age when i didn't fully understand what's going on there so much in that book didn't understand but i loved the fact that he would read that to me and he would sit down and explain to me. How telephones work and he liked teaching me about prime numbers and stuff like that at a very young age i think he just really enjoyed sharing that aspect of himself with me. He liked kind of dissecting things and thinking about things and asking questions. And that's something that. I've carried with me into adulthood. He kind of taught me how to dig deep and think about stuff that you might not otherwise. Think about gina was the second of three children. Her older brother is named allan just like a sweet sweet kid like he loved playing with matchbox cars and he would line them up. We would watch movies a lot together like he loved watching lassie and old yeller and stuff like that. If it involves a kid in a dog he could watch a movie. Five times in a row of my mom lead up every single time. He said he would laugh at every part like it was the first time you ever heard it or ever saw it and same with music. You know at some point in our childhood somebody gave them like one of those yellow sony walkman and a bunch of tapes and he would walk around the house with like headphones on and plane his tapes and singing and his very loud very slurred speech. That was like the happiest. Alan loved country music bing crosby. He loved christmas music all year round. It was just gina in allen until their little brother andrew was born. Andrew came along and i felt like almost like he was my baby from the beginning and like i think i recognized from a young age that he was like my ally and my playmates. He was you know a playmate that i interacted with. He was very imaginative. And we do the things that kids do where you like lineup. All your stuffed animals and teach them school or we would do these toy. Parades down the hallway and like throughout the whole house. Where readers just like lineup. Every single toy we own and then just like march like it was a production. The genus relationships with andrew and with allen were different because allen andrew with different. I was aware from a very very young age that i do things at allen. Couldn't i was three years younger than him. He and i kind of learned how to walk around the same time he could talk but his speech was really slurred. And so i knew from a very young age that like a lot of people didn't understand what he was saying. But i did like i kind of interpreted for him a lot especially in public so i think there was an awareness on that level lake. He's older than me. But i think i always felt older than him like. I knew that he had a lot of medical stuff. That was very mysterious. He had some seizures and would have to be rushed to the hospital so i i was very aware that like he needed a lot and there was something wrong.

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Why pet pigs are more like wolves than dogs

60-Second Science

03:39 min | 7 months ago

Why pet pigs are more like wolves than dogs

"Starring John that Timmy and of course, laughing. It's a classic television trope. Timmy is fallen down a well lassie save him herself. So she runs defined help. Actually. Timmy never did fall down a well in the entire run of the TV show. But the idea that a dog could seek help from a human does have a solid basis in science in what's known as the unsolvable task experiment. A dog I learns how to open a puzzle box with a tasty treat inside. The puzzle is secretly switched for another that's impossible to solve. After becoming frustrated dogs, shift their attention away from the puzzle and onto a nearby human than back to the puzzle. The dog attempts to shift the humans attention to the puzzle as request for help human infants do the same thing. Such efforts are called Referential Communication. So of dogs behave this way, you might expect the same from their close relatives wolves. But when researchers tested wolves raised by humans, the animals just kept trying to solve the puzzle never seeking help since the dogs and wolves were all raised. The same way by the same people domestication must be responsible for the behavior. So researchers began studying domesticated creatures, other animals, species like some horses boats have been Stephen this this. There were no dieted combinations with those Paula Peres Fraga and he thala gist at. Lawrence University in Hungary. Pet Cats respond more like wolves, dogs, cats are domesticated, but they are not social like dogs and wolves pigs however are social. When big save in the wine or even like why endorse this animals lives in group on they need to communicate. We've they're gonNA specifics to be able to leave, which is why the researchers decided compare pet dogs with pet pigs. While the pigs revealed, they work capable of referential communication. They didn't actually turn to people for help. Once. The test became unsolvable. They acted more like wolves determined to find a solution on their own. The results were published in the journal Animal Cognition. Well, the medication man's is slightly to leave the days Connecticut change in the in the species from their wild relatives, and normally these genetic change has appear because of human pressure most domesticated animals, including dogs, cats, horses, goats, foxes, and so on. Show similar anatomical and physiological changes associated with domestication. But Franca says, her study shows that the domestication process can precede along different pathways in different animals and that could explain by domestication and sociality alone can't explain why dogs react the way they do when faced with an unsolvable puzzle. Fraga thinks that it could be related to their domestication history. Their domestication was different speaks has been domestic. Normally. Like mostly for being us meets resource. It was only later that we started treating some pigs as pets dogs on the other hand were treated as companion animals from almost the beginning which appears to explain their willingness to ask for help.

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"lassie" Discussed on Animal Radio

Animal Radio

08:19 min | 8 months ago

"lassie" Discussed on Animal Radio

"Vinnie Penn, party animal coming at you on animal radio today a very important topic naming your pat. Now I'M GONNA Italian. I don't know if you can ascertain that from the anything but when it comes to, Italians, Italians have a very interesting way of nicknaming people. You could actually find all of this out in my new book that comes out this summer but I, did have a routine and there are chapter and dedicated to how Italians come up with nicknames if you're obese your nickname tiny. That might be standard ethnicity notwithstanding interestingly enough though if your name is frank were big on alliteration, we Italian so your nickname might just be fat frank. It really depends on your name before we go with the nickname, but there's something about doing the complete opposite. If you're foot seven, your name is shorty unless your name is Tom in which case you're tall Tom really creative we Italians but nonetheless. It does extend itself to the pet round. If I meet one more ridiculously tiny sweater wearing dog whose name four I'm going to lose. My mind for is reserved for rottweilers for labs and even there it's Kinda done to death. Bevan's dogs with the same names if your pet is three pounds or so and sleep sleeps in a hearth at the foot of your bed and you take him out to. Him or her out in your pocketbook. Here are some of the names you cannot name that tiny pet four as I said Beer King Hulk. ORCA. Choosing name that fits at the same time don't acknowledge the stature at all teensy-weensy is really just kind of as annoying and we all know to steer clear of the human names naming your dog or your cat is the most important thing you will ever do. They're going to respond to this name. You might want to try to make it a little unique steer clear of human names names that have anything to do with their stature to white dog done need to name Whitey black dog doesn't mean to be named Blackie come up with something clever your favorite ice cream flavor. You know here's rocky road, right? What's wrong with that your favorite. Musician, my a lot of people do that Marley thing that's kind of annoying in and of itself all I'm saying is be creative Pale. Mosh to something that has affected you profoundly in your life and don't be so obvious and stop the stores as a matter of fact, I wanna see if animal radio is going to get behind making t-shirts. That has the name four in a circle with a slash throw him no more claw. Fan Party. Animal Brady. He don't forget you can get your fix of animal radio anytime you want with the animal radio APP for iphone and android download it. 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But you got a call all American dish right now eight, hundred, three, eight, zero, four, four, five, two, eight, hundred, three, eight, zero, four, four, five to eight, hundred, three, eight, zero, four, four, five, two, that's eight, hundred, three, eight, hundred, forty, four, fifty to. Live at the Red Barn Studios you're listening to animal radio. Here's Allan Judy. This portion of animal is underwritten by Red Barn, and during these Uncertain Times Red Barn is grateful for the consistent love and joy our pets bring into our lives. They're also grateful for all natural long-lasting dog choose. Now diligently working alongside their parents, your dog deserves a break in between video chat appearances in lap city. Red Barn choose are the natural way to distract your dog during the day or give their paws a break from typing up emails. Thanks red. Barn for underwriting animal. Radio Judy book an amazing show. We're going to talk to the official biographer of Lassie and you know what he can't use that as past tense because apparently lassie is still alive and kickin been like fifty years or so lot. Last year when I was a kid. Well you're young both you're young. So he'll be on the show with us in just a few minutes. He's going to be talking about the dogs that are heroes to US humans. In fact, we have a couple of dogs that we're GONNA be talking about today. One dog helps a little guy. You may have seen this viral video little be Owen is his name zone known as little? Be I don't know what his diseases, but he has some kind of physical disease and the stock has saved his life and we'll talk I i. believe to Owens Father Right let's hit the phones I for you. Hey Robert, welcome to the show. I. How you doing good I understand you want to talk to Dr Debbie yes I, have a little problem child here. All, right. What's going on now we've been working very diligently with our local vet over probably the last seven to eight. The number one thing going on she's going Either before we put her outside or after we bring her by again and we'VE TRIED PRONIN And we've you've used a What is this see Dash DESC deaths and we've we've checked everything checked. We've we've had the ultrasound done. We've had blood work and urinalysis everything comes back normal and we're thinking this might be a psychological thing because she's always been. Really. Easy she's scared to death of thunderstorms and And we would like to keep her close at hand when when when we do have storms in the area. But I was wondering. What kind of dog you got here I didn't catch that. She's She's a all our dogs are rescues. So she's we got terrier and probably adoption, and she's how old I wanna say somewhere in the neighborhood of eleven or twelve years old and so just so I'm clear she's having urine accidents or poop accidents. You're an accident and. We've searched out the possibility of it being accidents and I just I don't think it's an accident I I feel like it's being done on purpose and we don't know why. We're is she urinating and is it always in the same place where she moving around? It pretty much always on the same place at what we do. Now, we have a tile kitchen floor and the kitchen back door leads to. Outside where they go we have four dogs and On rainy days, we lay down a blanket on the tile floor. So when they come back in, they can wipe their paws and and we lock them in the kitchen for you know a few minutes when they come back in and then of course, we opened up the gate and they have the rest of the run of the House again and and that's been the norm for pretty much forever and She'll go and like I. Say.

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Byte Misha Collins

Sci-Fi Talk Byte

05:36 min | 11 months ago

Byte Misha Collins

"I Tony Tomato and today. We're talking about the adventurous eaters club and author. You Might Know Him Michel Collins of supernatural frame. Welcome and the idea. This book is really cool because getting kids and the whole family eat together. That's a worthy project. I I hope. So Yeah It has been for our family. You know. I think everybody has kids and and things that they know how it's GonNa go and definitely true of us. We were guilty of thinking that it was gonna be easy and that we were going to have this really simple process with feeding our kids and we noticed that very early on mealtimes became stress times and we are kids. Weren't eating what we thought they would eat and we were. They weren't eating. What we thought was healthy and then eventually we don't WanNA fight with them. We'd rather just feed them whatever easy to feed them so we starting to feed them a lot of you know playing pasta and and processed snacks crackers and and it was just sort of not at all where we thought we would be With Food and kids and this book for US really is about sort of chronicling the transformation that we stumbled upon really of going from having these picky resistant nears angry parents to having food. The something that Myths our family together and we a lot of fun with and he's you know also as an aside Cole of healthy. We went through a process to get there that was at times a bit of a struggle. And were kind of cookbook. As like all right you know what we we actually and by the way we're not full of ourselves we make lots of mistakes as parents but we feel like we've actually sorta figured out a bunch of things about feeding our kids and and how to make that a happy joyful thing and so we were We sell compelled to share that That wisdom anyone call it Such with the world and hopefully it's translatable or other families excellent now you co wrote this with your wife Vicki show in the book. We're going to get recipes and tips on how you brought the family together kind of thing. So it is a cookbook. And it's got over a hundred recipes of meal base paired with the family kids There's sort of a role for kids in each one of the recipes. There's something for the kids to do all in all the book is is both cookbook and also a field guide to creating a happy healthy Family mealtime dynamic and the and the recipes themselves sort of service conduit for that information fifteen years for supernatural. I mean it's been amazing. It's a show that people would always say it's not GonNa make it and here we are. What's it like working on this last season? And you know it's lassie's I have to say bittersweet we have Yeah you know. We've all been working on this show for it. Most of our adult lives has grown to really be a second family for us. So it's going to be really tough to move on. We Love You know the cast and crew of our show really love working together and we also have a really amazing tiny Amac with our fans. It's a once in a lifetime experience. And we all are are very cognizant of that fact and and were lows to give it up But at the same time we've been working on it for most of our adult lives. It feels like it's time for a change so it's bittersweet you know. I'm I'm somebody that Really relishes adventure and new experiences. I took one of those online personality tests recently. And I graded me. According to various different criteria and one of them was Values new experiences. And I I was like ninety. Eight out of one hundred on valuing new experiences. So there's an. There's an element of excitement about you know doing something new in the future. But there's also a lot of will lot of sadness because we're definitely removing on from something that we know we'll never have again and will be very very special for the rest of our lives. Well the adventurous eaters club Coridon BY YOURSELF. And Your Wife. Vicki Collins and I will say and stress a hundred percent of the author profits from all the sales donated to nonprofits. I KNOW WITH RANDOM. Max and guess you done a lot of charity work throughout the years and and here here. That's a great way of of giving back with this book. I Really WanNa thank you for your time. I've admired your work for many years and a little sad. That supernatural is ending but It's been a great ride. And I remember watching the first episode with the boys in the car and I had no idea how things turn out the way they did a lot of. Wow Wow well. Thank you very much for your time. It's been great. Thank you all right. Bye-bye and thank you all for listening. Take care the idea. This book is really cool because getting kids and the whole family to eat together. That's a worthy project.

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"lassie" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

03:40 min | 1 year ago

"lassie" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"Plea. Jesus Christ not a not a I know that's day one stuff, but you don't go to. The Louvre Museum without seeing the Mona Lisa you don't go to New York without climbing to the top of the Chrysler building, and you don't go to heaven without seeing the man. Just interesting. To sit down with that get. Would you ask for a picture? Of course, yeah, well, there's once again. There's going to be a photographer. Throughout have Always be an onset photographer that heaven just. And he'll be like together. Please, put your drinks down. They never want you know they don't want you to be photographed with a cocktail. Probably get a photograph upfront. Take an expensive Bar Mitzvah. The production value and I would just. Let's see I'd I'd say I'd say why did you do it? What junior dad come up with the whole Shebang? That's what I'd ask him. Until then that's that's what we ask ourselves everyday. Why the whole Shebang why the reason for any of it? What the Hell is all the nonsense about. I suspect. We'd have to say something like we're here to love one another. It's a shame really that most of us wait until we get to heaven to realize it, but what a beautiful shame right! In the meantime, let's keep on deluding ourselves. If we we can't love everyone, let's try and stay classy folks. My name is Ron Burgundy. Goodnight Boston. The Ron Burgundy podcasts is production of iheartradio. I'm Ron Burgundy to host writer and executive pretty. Carolina Barlow is my co host writer and producer our producer. His knick's though. Are. Telling CORD METER IS ANA HOST writers are Andrew, Steele and Jake. This episode was engineered mixed panel by mixed up until next time. This is Bloomberg. Hello my name is Ron Burgundy and I'm here to remind you to tune into late night with Seth Meyers over on the NBC Network Seth, Meyers or sm as I like to call. I'm really has the late night goods. You like smart Steph. You like politics and being in the know who doesn't. This Guy Myers will keep you up to date and in the conversation better than the news, and with his closer look segment. You laughing at the same time news and laugh at the same time I could have never done that in my day back then the news was delivered by handsome men with facts, imperfect care usually around dinnertime. That's why I was the very best in the Biz now the news game is opened up to every human being with a mouth in a suit. In fact, some of them don't even wear suits which I think is a real enforceable actual crime that people should. Should go to jail for but this Guy Seth Meyers Sem for short not only wears a suit, but delivers the news and laughs at the same time. No, it's not a circus, act, news and comedy. At the same time. It's just good clean fun for Smart People like you and me. I'm Ron Burgundy and I'm serious checkout Seth Meyers over on NBC and go to YouTube dot com slash late night. Seth for show highlights segments like closer look interviews and more..

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"lassie" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

02:09 min | 1 year ago

"lassie" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

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"lassie" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

01:32 min | 1 year ago

"lassie" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"I guess it's tough when your only option is high level luxury so I mean is there any? How do you go up from there? I feel like after infinity. Tenderloins or fish. I would start to hate heaven. Do you like infinity pools. Oh yeah because there will be one infinity pool in the center of the property that no joke goes on for infinity. Oh that's an existential crisis. In fact you have to be careful because we haven't figured out where the entrance point of the pool is you'll you'll go forever. Yeah you may start back may start exactly But that's a brief a brief sketch of what the Cozy Confines of Heaven. Okay eleven o'clock curfew by the way. What does the guys wear their golf attire? Slacks and golf shirts the worst You can wear shorts but you gotTa make sure you. Tuck your shirt in. Look good in that outfit by the way women preferably skirts or you can wear pants with. Pleats pleaded guy But comfortable golf attire. Yeah it's GonNa be hard It's good sounds great. I feel like might be single and heaven and speaking of Heaven will round up our list. The number one person. I'd like to meet. Yes drummer.

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"lassie" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

07:39 min | 1 year ago

"lassie" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"Right we're back to the Ron Burgundy podcast. Thank you for your listenership and Carolina. I think you're you've really been enjoying my list of the people I'd like to meet in heaven. I can tell by the smile on your face. I mean it's just another day at work. I'm just doing my job. Good great scripted. It's great to have a job as a Carolina. Yes yes okay. Oh my God. So where were we? I'd like to sit down and meet lassie lassie. The dog that's right lassie the Collie dog of all the great animals that have passed away and gone to heaven. I think lassie would be the most interesting to meet your flipper the dolphin or babe. The pig come to mind but if I see them in a coffee shop up there I will no doubt Salo but lassie is the lady I wanNA talk to. Do you think you'll be able to communicate with animals in Heaven? Why not I mean I talked to you. Know my dog Baxter every day and he talks back to me quite often wary. Dismissive tone. Baxter Contain Crystal Rascal. Sometimes you can dish it out. Just as much as he can take he can be a real now lassie. That's a classy lady. She's she saved. Lives stopped criminals started her own. Tv show what a guest she would be on the Ron Burgundy podcast in heaven? You do know that. Over the years there are probably multiple lassie's at play the part of last e like they all had different names in different trainers. Probably you can be a real pill. Sometimes next William Shakespeare the writer is there another William Shakespeare? The writer I. I don't know if you knew that William Shakespeare was a writer. No most people know that well you never heard of Dorothy Lamoureux so I figured maybe there was a gas leak or something very who. You couldn't remember stuff. I know who William Shakespeare is good. He's one of the ten people would like to meet in heaven. That's the theme of today's show. As as you know I'm also a writer mainly letters. Food companies and airlines but I also have written eight unpublished novels and two books of poetry. A self help book total fitness book a book about ghosts and I'm working on a history of all mankind so as a writer. I think it would be very interesting to get into the mind of this guy. Shakespeare writer to writer. How does he work? What's his process when starting a novel does he like the work often outline that kind of stuff he wrote. Plays in poetry. He didn't he didn't write any novels. Okay Miss College graduate. I'm sure he wrote some novels. They probably just weren't published at the time. Hamlet was a novel. Hamlet is play. I'll be checking that on Google later people through a fax around these days like they know stuff but you can't escape the ghoul. Anyway my point is if I could sit down with this Guy Shakespeare. I could really figure out what makes him tick and not to toot my own horn but I can imagine he would want to know my process as well for instance. I talked into a tape recorder when I feel a novel coming on. I can talk out a whole novel on a regular Sunday drive. Then I have someone type it up and Viola. I'm done one complete novel but I bet Shakespeare wishes he could have done that. Don't you say well anyway? Shakespeare and I probably have turn in common so I bet we could be POWs in heaven. That's eight people and you have two more. Here's some what I would love to meet it? I Know Carolina. You're a big fan of to Mr Evil Knievel. Evil can leave all yes. What is the interest there? Well I mean that guy just played by his own rules you know he just said Hey. You don't think I can jump. Twenty one British Double Decker buses at Wembley Stadium. Let me show you which by the way. He clipped the last bus and wiped out horribly. But my point is the pageantry the flare the Cape's just the MOXIE. Yeah sounded like from what I read about him that he really struggled with alcoholism and openly cheated on his wife and You know a lot of the stunts he pulled. He knew he would get an audience. Just because he would fail and injure himself then. Wouldn't it be fascinating to talk to him face to face? Yeah okay okay. And what I love to is that he that was his birth name and he turned it into a positive someone named him evil. Evil Clarence Marsha. Knievel NAMED THEIR SON. Evil and he said. I'm going to turn this into a positive. Yeah and make some sense out of this name so crazy clans and Marsha just couldn't help himself. I mean I bet you. He had few regrets. I actually think he may have had many. And that's something you could talk to about. Yeah I just feel like I'm GONNA WANNA meet different people and so you can see him and I will talk to Winston Churchill. I just feel like we might be different crowds. Okay but don't call me on my heaven cellphone when you're hearing you know how great my dinner parties you're going compared to yours okay. I won't I will call you on your Heaven Cell Phone when I WANNA talk but we'll have separate parties fine fine and I. I have a feeling you're gonNA regret that statement. Okay I I hope. I hope I don't in fact I don't know if I want you at some of my parties in heaven. Oh so I'm already not invited but what if I'm in the neighborhood? What if I make a wrong turn and I ended up in your cul de sac? Just respect that I might want privacy. You Know Heaven's golf course living. It's a resort style. Living right my husband might be different but sure we don't have a choice. I just find it sad that my heaven. I'll be living on a golf course. Most theologians concur that a rough guideline of what heaven is going to look like. Now I've never been to this place myself personally. I've seen photos and it looks marvellous but a rough template of what heaven is GonNa look like Mar-a-lago. Now I I truly think that might be how coral colored a Talion Villas stucco beautiful sculptures fountains marble for days marble and golf. A lot agree pillars. A lot of fo- antiquities. Wow and that's that's what is in store. I just feel like heaven's a little bit more like era. Failing in painting you know maybe Some nymphs maybe some centaurs were kept zoo. No you can go visit the nymphs in the centaurs at the zoo. The Heavens Zoo in heaven. Everyone gets their own golf cart. Did you know that they will absolutely ask? Can you remember the joy and the thrill of the first time? You've got to drive in a golf cart as a kid. Yeah branding golf car. Yeah so you're GONNA have your own personalized golf cart. You don't have to recharge it. Yes heaven it's an endless power and you're just gonNA cruise around and You know.

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"lassie" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

06:22 min | 1 year ago

"lassie" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"Your friends are watching it. Everyone is watching Brooklyn nine nine on NBC. Foam is a real thing. Folks Anyway. Brooklyn nine nine is now streaming everywhere. I'm Ron Burgundy stay in school. All Right? We're back to the Ron. Burgundy podcast. Thank you for your listenership and Carolina I think you're you've really been enjoying my list of the people I'd like to meet in Heaven I. can tell by the smile on your face. I mean it's just another day at work. I'm just doing my job. Good Great. Scripted it's great to have a job as a Carolina. Yes, yes. Okay Oh, my God so where were we? I'd like to sit down and meet lassie lassie, the dog that's right, lassie, the Collie dog of all the great animals that have passed away and gone to heaven. I think lassie would be the most interesting to meet your flipper, the Dolphin or babe the pig come to mind, but if I see them in a coffee shop up there I will no doubt Salo, but lassie is the lady I wanNA talk to. Do you think you'll be able to communicate with animals in Heaven? WHY NOT I mean! I talked to my dog Baxter every day, and he talks back to me quite often wary dismissive tone. Baxter Contain Crystal Rascal sometimes. Who can dish it out just as much as he can take, he can be a real. Now lassie, that's a classy lady she's she saved lives stopped. Criminals started her own TV show. What a guest she would be on the Ron Burgundy podcast in heaven. You do know that over the years there are probably multiple lassie's at play the part of last e like they all had different names in different trainers. Probably you can be a real pill sometimes. Next. William Shakespeare the writer. Is there another William Shakespeare? The writer I. I don't Know If you knew that William. Shakespeare was a writer. No most people know that well. You never heard of Dorothy Lamoureux so I figured. Maybe there was a gas leak or something very remember stuff is who William Shakespeare is. He's one of the ten people would like to meet in heaven. That's the theme of today's show. As as you know, I'm also a writer, mainly letters, food, companies and airlines, but I also have written eight unpublished novels, two books of poetry, a self help book total fitness book, a book about ghosts and I'm working on a history of all mankind so as a writer. I think it would be very interesting to get into the mind of this Guy Shakespeare writer to writer. How does he work? What's his process? When starting a novel? Does he like the work? Often outline that kind of stuff. He wrote plays in poetry. He didn't. He didn't write any novels okay. Miss College graduate. I'm sure he wrote some novels. They probably just weren't published at the time. Hamlet was a novel Hamlet. Is play well. Be checking that on Google. Later people through a facts around these days like they know stuff, but you can't escape the Google. Anyway my point is if I could sit down with this Guy Shakespeare. I could really figure out what makes him tick, and not to toot my own horn, but I can imagine he would want to know my process as well for instance I talked into a tape recorder when I feel a novel coming on. I can talk out a whole novel on a regular Sunday drive then I have someone type it up and Viola I'm done one complete novel, but I bet Shakespeare wishes he could have done that. Don't you say? Well Anyway Shakespeare and I probably have ton in common, so I bet we could be POWs in heaven. That's eight people and you have to more. Here's some what I would love to meet it. I Know Carolina. You're a big fan of to. Mr Evil Knievel evil can leave all. Yes, what is the interest there well I? Mean that guide just played by his own rules. You know he just said. Hey, you don't think I can jump. Twenty, one British Double Decker buses at Wembley Stadium. Let me, show you. which by the way he clipped the last bus and wiped out horribly, but My point is the pageantry, the flair The Cape's. Just, the MOXIE. Yeah sounded like from what I read about him. That he really struggled with alcoholism, and openly cheated on his wife and You know a lot of the stunts he pulled. He knew he would get an audience just because he would fail and injure himself then. Wouldn't it be fascinating to talk to him? Face to face. Yeah okay okay. And what I love to is that he that was his birth name. And he turned it into a positive. Someone named him evil. evil. Clarence and Marsha can evil named their son evil. And He said. I'm going to turn this into a positive. Yeah and make some sense out of this name. So crazy clans and Marsha just couldn't help himself I mean. I bet you he had few regrets I. Actually think he may have had many, and that's something you could talk to about. Yeah I just feel like I'm GonNa want to meet different people. And so you can see him and I will talk to Winston Churchill. I feel like we might be different crowds. Okay, but don't call me on my heaven cellphone. When you're hearing, you know how great my dinner parties. You're going compared to yours. Okay I. Won't I will call you on your. Heaven Cell Phone when I wanNA talk, but we'll have separate parties. Fine Fine. And I I have a feeling. You're. GonNa regret that Statement Okay I. I hope I hope I don't. In fact I! Don't know if I want you at some of my parties in Heaven Oh. So I'm already not invited, but what if I'm in the neighborhood? What if I make a wrong turn? And I ended up in your cul de sac. Just respect that I might want privacy. You Know Heaven's golf course living. It's a resort style living right. My husband might be different but sure. We don't have a choice..

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"lassie" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

06:00 min | 1 year ago

"lassie" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"Right? We're back to the Ron. Burgundy podcast. Thank you for your listenership and Carolina I think you're you've really been enjoying my list of the people I'd like to meet in Heaven I. can tell by the smile on your face. I mean it's just another day at work. I'm just doing my job. Good Great. Scripted it's great to have a job as a Carolina. Yes, yes. Okay Oh, my God so where were we? I'd like to sit down and meet lassie lassie, the dog that's right, lassie, the Collie dog of all the great animals that have passed away and gone to heaven. I think lassie would be the most interesting to meet your flipper, the Dolphin or babe the pig come to mind, but if I see them in a coffee shop up there I will no doubt Salo, but lassie is the lady I wanNA talk to. Do you think you'll be able to communicate with animals in Heaven? WHY NOT I mean! I talked to my dog Baxter every day, and he talks back to me quite often wary dismissive tone. Baxter Contain Crystal Rascal sometimes. Who can dish it out just as much as he can take, he can be a real. Now lassie, that's a classy lady she's she saved lives stopped. Criminals started her own TV show. What a guest she would be on the Ron Burgundy podcast in heaven. You do know that over the years there are probably multiple lassie's at play the part of last e like they all had different names in different trainers. Probably you can be a real pill sometimes. Next. William Shakespeare the writer. Is there another William Shakespeare? The writer I. I don't Know If you knew that William. Shakespeare was a writer. No most people know that well. You never heard of Dorothy Lamoureux so I figured. Maybe there was a gas leak or something very remember stuff is who William Shakespeare is. He's one of the ten people would like to meet in heaven. That's the theme of today's show. As as you know, I'm also a writer, mainly letters, food, companies and airlines, but I also have written eight unpublished novels, two books of poetry, a self help book total fitness book, a book about ghosts and I'm working on a history of all mankind so as a writer. I think it would be very interesting to get into the mind of this Guy Shakespeare writer to writer. How does he work? What's his process? When starting a novel? Does he like the work? Often outline that kind of stuff. He wrote plays in poetry. He didn't. He didn't write any novels okay. Miss College graduate. I'm sure he wrote some novels. They probably just weren't published at the time. Hamlet was a novel Hamlet. Is play well. Be checking that on Google. Later people through a facts around these days like they know stuff, but you can't escape the Google. Anyway my point is if I could sit down with this Guy Shakespeare. I could really figure out what makes him tick, and not to toot my own horn, but I can imagine he would want to know my process as well for instance I talked into a tape recorder when I feel a novel coming on. I can talk out a whole novel on a regular Sunday drive then I have someone type it up and Viola I'm done one complete novel, but I bet Shakespeare wishes he could have done that. Don't you say? Well Anyway Shakespeare and I probably have ton in common, so I bet we could be POWs in heaven. That's eight people and you have to more. Here's some what I would love to meet it. I Know Carolina. You're a big fan of to. Mr Evil Knievel evil can leave all. Yes, what is the interest there well I? Mean that guide just played by his own rules. You know he just said. Hey, you don't think I can jump. Twenty, one British Double Decker buses at Wembley Stadium. Let me, show you. which by the way he clipped the last bus and wiped out horribly, but My point is the pageantry, the flair The Cape's. Just, the MOXIE. Yeah sounded like from what I read about him. That he really struggled with alcoholism, and openly cheated on his wife and You know a lot of the stunts he pulled. He knew he would get an audience just because he would fail and injure himself then. Wouldn't it be fascinating to talk to him? Face to face. Yeah okay okay. And what I love to is that he that was his birth name. And he turned it into a positive. Someone named him evil. evil. Clarence and Marsha can evil named their son evil. And He said. I'm going to turn this into a positive. Yeah and make some sense out of this name. So crazy clans and Marsha just couldn't help himself I mean. I bet you he had few regrets I. Actually think he may have had many, and that's something you could talk to about. Yeah I just feel like I'm GonNa want to meet different people. And so you can see him and I will talk to Winston Churchill. I feel like we might be different crowds. Okay, but don't call me on my heaven cellphone. When you're hearing, you know how great my dinner parties. You're going compared to yours. Okay I. Won't I will call you on your. Heaven Cell Phone when I wanNA talk, but we'll have separate parties. Fine Fine. And I I have a feeling. You're. GonNa regret that Statement Okay I. I hope I hope I don't. In fact I! Don't know if I want you at some of my parties in Heaven Oh. So I'm already not invited, but what if I'm in the neighborhood? What if I make a wrong turn? And I ended up in your cul de sac. Just respect that I might want privacy. You Know Heaven's golf course living. It's a resort style living right. My husband might be different but sure. We don't have a choice..

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"lassie" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

06:22 min | 1 year ago

"lassie" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"Your friends are watching it. Everyone is watching Brooklyn nine nine on NBC. Foam is a real thing. Folks Anyway. Brooklyn nine nine is now streaming everywhere. I'm Ron Burgundy stay in school. All Right? We're back to the Ron. Burgundy podcast. Thank you for your listenership and Carolina I think you're you've really been enjoying my list of the people I'd like to meet in Heaven I. can tell by the smile on your face. I mean it's just another day at work. I'm just doing my job. Good Great. Scripted it's great to have a job as a Carolina. Yes, yes. Okay Oh, my God so where were we? I'd like to sit down and meet lassie lassie, the dog that's right, lassie, the Collie dog of all the great animals that have passed away and gone to heaven. I think lassie would be the most interesting to meet your flipper, the Dolphin or babe the pig come to mind, but if I see them in a coffee shop up there I will no doubt Salo, but lassie is the lady I wanNA talk to. Do you think you'll be able to communicate with animals in Heaven? WHY NOT I mean! I talked to my dog Baxter every day, and he talks back to me quite often wary dismissive tone. Baxter Contain Crystal Rascal sometimes. Who can dish it out just as much as he can take, he can be a real. Now lassie, that's a classy lady she's she saved lives stopped. Criminals started her own TV show. What a guest she would be on the Ron Burgundy podcast in heaven. You do know that over the years there are probably multiple lassie's at play the part of last e like they all had different names in different trainers. Probably you can be a real pill sometimes. Next. William Shakespeare the writer. Is there another William Shakespeare? The writer I. I don't Know If you knew that William. Shakespeare was a writer. No most people know that well. You never heard of Dorothy Lamoureux so I figured. Maybe there was a gas leak or something very remember stuff is who William Shakespeare is. He's one of the ten people would like to meet in heaven. That's the theme of today's show. As as you know, I'm also a writer, mainly letters, food, companies and airlines, but I also have written eight unpublished novels, two books of poetry, a self help book total fitness book, a book about ghosts and I'm working on a history of all mankind so as a writer. I think it would be very interesting to get into the mind of this Guy Shakespeare writer to writer. How does he work? What's his process? When starting a novel? Does he like the work? Often outline that kind of stuff. He wrote plays in poetry. He didn't. He didn't write any novels okay. Miss College graduate. I'm sure he wrote some novels. They probably just weren't published at the time. Hamlet was a novel Hamlet. Is play well. Be checking that on Google. Later people through a facts around these days like they know stuff, but you can't escape the Google. Anyway my point is if I could sit down with this Guy Shakespeare. I could really figure out what makes him tick, and not to toot my own horn, but I can imagine he would want to know my process as well for instance I talked into a tape recorder when I feel a novel coming on. I can talk out a whole novel on a regular Sunday drive then I have someone type it up and Viola I'm done one complete novel, but I bet Shakespeare wishes he could have done that. Don't you say? Well Anyway Shakespeare and I probably have ton in common, so I bet we could be POWs in heaven. That's eight people and you have to more. Here's some what I would love to meet it. I Know Carolina. You're a big fan of to. Mr Evil Knievel evil can leave all. Yes, what is the interest there well I? Mean that guide just played by his own rules. You know he just said. Hey, you don't think I can jump. Twenty, one British Double Decker buses at Wembley Stadium. Let me, show you. which by the way he clipped the last bus and wiped out horribly, but My point is the pageantry, the flair The Cape's. Just, the MOXIE. Yeah sounded like from what I read about him. That he really struggled with alcoholism, and openly cheated on his wife and You know a lot of the stunts he pulled. He knew he would get an audience just because he would fail and injure himself then. Wouldn't it be fascinating to talk to him? Face to face. Yeah okay okay. And what I love to is that he that was his birth name. And he turned it into a positive. Someone named him evil. evil. Clarence and Marsha can evil named their son evil. And He said. I'm going to turn this into a positive. Yeah and make some sense out of this name. So crazy clans and Marsha just couldn't help himself I mean. I bet you he had few regrets I. Actually think he may have had many, and that's something you could talk to about. Yeah I just feel like I'm GonNa want to meet different people. And so you can see him and I will talk to Winston Churchill. I feel like we might be different crowds. Okay, but don't call me on my heaven cellphone. When you're hearing, you know how great my dinner parties. You're going compared to yours. Okay I. Won't I will call you on your. Heaven Cell Phone when I wanNA talk, but we'll have separate parties. Fine Fine. And I I have a feeling. You're. GonNa regret that Statement Okay I. I hope I hope I don't. In fact I! Don't know if I want you at some of my parties in Heaven Oh. So I'm already not invited, but what if I'm in the neighborhood? What if I make a wrong turn? And I ended up in your cul de sac. Just respect that I might want privacy. You Know Heaven's golf course living. It's a resort style living right. My husband might be different but sure. We don't have a choice..

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"lassie" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

05:58 min | 1 year ago

"lassie" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"All Right? We're back to the Ron. Burgundy podcast. Thank you for your listenership and Carolina I think you're you've really been enjoying my list of the people I'd like to meet in Heaven I. can tell by the smile on your face. I mean it's just another day at work. I'm just doing my job. Good Great. Scripted it's great to have a job as a Carolina. Yes, yes. Okay Oh, my God so where were we? I'd like to sit down and meet lassie lassie, the dog that's right, lassie, the Collie dog of all the great animals that have passed away and gone to heaven. I think lassie would be the most interesting to meet your flipper, the Dolphin or babe the pig come to mind, but if I see them in a coffee shop up there I will no doubt Salo, but lassie is the lady I wanNA talk to. Do you think you'll be able to communicate with animals in Heaven? WHY NOT I mean! I talked to my dog Baxter every day, and he talks back to me quite often wary dismissive tone. Baxter Contain Crystal Rascal sometimes. Who can dish it out just as much as he can take, he can be a real. Now lassie, that's a classy lady she's she saved lives stopped. Criminals started her own TV show. What a guest she would be on the Ron Burgundy podcast in heaven. You do know that over the years there are probably multiple lassie's at play the part of last e like they all had different names in different trainers. Probably you can be a real pill sometimes. Next. William Shakespeare the writer. Is there another William Shakespeare? The writer I. I don't Know If you knew that William. Shakespeare was a writer. No most people know that well. You never heard of Dorothy Lamoureux so I figured. Maybe there was a gas leak or something very remember stuff is who William Shakespeare is. He's one of the ten people would like to meet in heaven. That's the theme of today's show. As as you know, I'm also a writer, mainly letters, food, companies and airlines, but I also have written eight unpublished novels, two books of poetry, a self help book total fitness book, a book about ghosts and I'm working on a history of all mankind so as a writer. I think it would be very interesting to get into the mind of this Guy Shakespeare writer to writer. How does he work? What's his process? When starting a novel? Does he like the work? Often outline that kind of stuff. He wrote plays in poetry. He didn't. He didn't write any novels okay. Miss College graduate. I'm sure he wrote some novels. They probably just weren't published at the time. Hamlet was a novel Hamlet. Is play well. Be checking that on Google. Later people through a facts around these days like they know stuff, but you can't escape the Google. Anyway my point is if I could sit down with this Guy Shakespeare. I could really figure out what makes him tick, and not to toot my own horn, but I can imagine he would want to know my process as well for instance I talked into a tape recorder when I feel a novel coming on. I can talk out a whole novel on a regular Sunday drive then I have someone type it up and Viola.

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"lassie" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

03:43 min | 1 year ago

"lassie" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"I'm sorry I can't help it. Mustache Bill in the Crimson Dragon sounds like a children's book. You who else I'd like to beat in Heaven Hello Cleopatra. Choice. Don't I know it Cleopatra was probably the Fox this woman of all time. She had a way about her. That's for sure. Like the way, she did her stuff all right. Man That was all woman packed into that Egyptian frame hot judge. Where there's smoke, there's fire. You know what I'm talking about. CBO's mine. My name isn't see balls. What happened to you, so you WanNa meet Cleopatra because she was beautiful. Is that it little? Background CBO's I am an amateur has been almost. Everyone knows that I've actually won awards with my history Steph any. Not to Brag, but ancient Roman Times has kind of my thing. In short of done. The Research Cleopatra as she was known, was the ruler of Egypt and this Egypt was not the Joe It is today. No, sir, this is what they call the golden period of Egypt. All of Egypt looked like palm springs. The women look like the MGM Back Lot in the forties and the men looked like guys working out at Muscle Beach. Most of the men walked around in Long Beach Styles. They called Togas and the women mainly wore one piece, bathing suits and four inch heels was a glorious time. There was much playing around in the games like volleyball. Played with human heads, the research shows and other sports that were specific to the time like the game narrating which I don't have the time to explain, but it was something like the game Lacrosse with shovels and rocks, and was very popular, according to my research. Into this world of blissful pleasure comes Cleopatra. Hat Chat Chat Mama Louis. She looked like Esther Williams climate out of a pool like coming out of the SARS you look Dorothy l'amour walking out of the jungle Dorothy. Veronica Lake swishing swaying her way onto the I. Don't know her either. Sorry, I'll make it easy. Sit cherise in American in Paris I wou. Nothing Janet Lee now I don't know Jean Harlow nothing I can't let fake Ron more modern. Here's one Tina. Louise Moving on. I don't know her. Okay what if I threw Angie Dickinson you way now? In fact, three fast ones. Anita Akber now Jayne Mansfield. Adrian Barbosa Oh. Come on, she's contemporary. Got It wrap your millennial mine around. There's blow Derek. Just making up names, hug, give up. Let's reframe this. Who was the most beautiful today? I don't know I think we have different ideas of beauty I mean I find Ruth Bader Ginsburg beautiful. Boy. Okay, forgive the analogy into this land of pleasure and decadence walks the lovely cleopatra looking like barberie. You didn't from I dream of Jeannie. I don't know that is anyway. This beautiful woman who apparently looks like no one that Carolina can recognize even though. I gave her fifty prominent examples that any Tom Dick or Harry could name. Comes over to Julius Caesar's house in Rome. Just the biggest baddest ruler of all time seduces him, has some children and then heads home on a party boat cut to a few years later now there's a new guy in Rome named Mark Anthony who looked like victor mature without his shirt on. WHO's that? Just some guy forget I said. He goes to visit Cleopatra up the Nile and guess what seduces him. They have a couple of kids. Now. You see you see why. I WanNa meet up with her. I don't know it's simple, do I? Ron Burgundy have the power to resist the greatest temptress in the history.

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"lassie" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

03:43 min | 1 year ago

"lassie" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"I'm sorry I can't help it. Mustache Bill in the Crimson Dragon sounds like a children's book. You who else I'd like to beat in Heaven Hello Cleopatra. Choice. Don't I know it Cleopatra was probably the Fox this woman of all time. She had a way about her. That's for sure. Like the way, she did her stuff all right. Man That was all woman packed into that Egyptian frame hot judge. Where there's smoke, there's fire. You know what I'm talking about. CBO's mine. My name isn't see balls. What happened to you, so you WanNa meet Cleopatra because she was beautiful. Is that it little? Background CBO's I am an amateur has been almost. Everyone knows that I've actually won awards with my history Steph any. Not to Brag, but ancient Roman Times has kind of my thing. In short of done. The Research Cleopatra as she was known, was the ruler of Egypt and this Egypt was not the Joe It is today. No, sir, this is what they call the golden period of Egypt. All of Egypt looked like palm springs. The women look like the MGM Back Lot in the forties and the men looked like guys working out at Muscle Beach. Most of the men walked around in Long Beach Styles. They called Togas and the women mainly wore one piece, bathing suits and four inch heels was a glorious time. There was much playing around in the games like volleyball. Played with human heads, the research shows and other sports that were specific to the time like the game narrating which I don't have the time to explain, but it was something like the game Lacrosse with shovels and rocks, and was very popular, according to my research. Into this world of blissful pleasure comes Cleopatra. Hat Chat Chat Mama Louis. She looked like Esther Williams climate out of a pool like coming out of the SARS you look Dorothy l'amour walking out of the jungle Dorothy. Veronica Lake swishing swaying her way onto the I. Don't know her either. Sorry, I'll make it easy. Sit cherise in American in Paris I wou. Nothing Janet Lee now I don't know Jean Harlow nothing I can't let fake Ron more modern. Here's one Tina. Louise Moving on. I don't know her. Okay what if I threw Angie Dickinson you way now? In fact, three fast ones. Anita Akber now Jayne Mansfield. Adrian Barbosa Oh. Come on, she's contemporary. Got It wrap your millennial mine around. There's blow Derek. Just making up names, hug, give up. Let's reframe this. Who was the most beautiful today? I don't know I think we have different ideas of beauty I mean I find Ruth Bader Ginsburg beautiful. Boy. Okay, forgive the analogy into this land of pleasure and decadence walks the lovely cleopatra looking like barberie. You didn't from I dream of Jeannie. I don't know that is anyway. This beautiful woman who apparently looks like no one that Carolina can recognize even though. I gave her fifty prominent examples that any Tom Dick or Harry could name. Comes over to Julius Caesar's house in Rome. Just the biggest baddest ruler of all time seduces him, has some children and then heads home on a party boat cut to a few years later now there's a new guy in Rome named Mark Anthony who looked like victor mature without his shirt on. WHO's that? Just some guy forget I said. He goes to visit Cleopatra up the Nile and guess what seduces him. They have a couple of kids. Now. You see you see why. I WanNa meet up with her. I don't know it's simple, do I? Ron Burgundy have the power to resist the greatest temptress in the history.

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"lassie" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

05:57 min | 1 year ago

"lassie" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"Up. It's on Google. And after a after a long day's work, I pulled into a roadside bar to have a scotch and check out the local color up on the bandstand was none other than miles? Davis this was in his Coltrane period, so it was him and John Coltrane anyway. The crowd was comprised of mainly cowboys and Hicks, and it's struck me as odd that miles would have gotten the gig in this out of the way joint, but I was digging the sound, and join the Scotch when all the sudden, there was a roar of thunder, and the doors burst open. It was a biker. biker gang, but not just any biker gang, but the most fearsome of them all the Crimson Dragons thought the hells angels were like the most notorious biker gang. Okay, but you know what. This is my story Carolina. If you WANNA make up a biker gang name for your stories than you can do that, but this is my story so that the Crimson dragons it is. It just doesn't even sound tough. It sounds like a girl soccer team. These were tough guys. They must have been fifty of them. Leather jackets, beards, bluejeans, the whole nine yards, and they didn't liked jazz. The leader of the Group of big scary guy named Mustache Bill Young Out, get them musicians off the stage mustache bill the leader of the Crimson, dragons. Yes, okay. He was six foot ten three hundred pounds. To kill him with a gun would take fifteen rounds. He ate like a bear smelled like one to every time he pooped. It was a mountain APU in one hand. He held across from his wife in the other hand. He carried a big Bowie knife. The Cross was for prayer and the knife for to kill, and that's why they called him mustache bill you wrote upon. I'm not sure what you're talking about. Anyway this mean old mustache bill says get them musicians off. The stage and I could see that milestone and train were scared to death. The whole gang started running for the band, knocking over chairs and tossing people around well, that's when I remember that I had my flute with me, and as they are running to beat up the guys in the ban a yellowed anyone who doesn't like jazz a square. And I know it sounds like a pretty soft insult these days, but back then will boy. You call someone a square and it was like calling them a mother. Today! Anyway the the guy comes to a dead halt and turns to look at me. The bar is as quiet as a whorehouse on a Sunday morning. Must Bill starts to walk towards me holding the big buoy knife from the pawn. Your that there wasn't a poem. He starts to walk towards me and that's when I bring the flu to my mouth and blow. First, something soft and juicy, but then my Mojo gets going, and I get real soulful. Some of the guys in the motorcycle gang start getting into the groove as they say, and I get deeper into a down home jazz funk kind of thing. The rhythm section starts to join in and I can see now. I have the whole gang in the palm of my hand. Then miles and Coltrane start playing with me each new riff has them cheering shouting. They hardly let us finish I, I want more jazz shouted Mustache Bill. We played on into the morning miles Davis. Thank me for saving the band and off. I went into the early morning air of the Rocky Mountain satisfied that jazz flute at saved another life. So yeah I'd like to see my old friend Miles Davis when I get to heaven. We could have a good laugh over mustache bill and the Crimson.

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"lassie" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

05:45 min | 1 year ago

"lassie" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"See. It's called Ron Burgundy's bodacious butter Britain. That's Goodi. Carolina before we continue I, let's say can add break. We'll take a pause here and we'll come back. We will talk a little bit more on people. I would love to meet in heaven. All My name is Ron Burgundy and it's time for me to talk about Lago Phoolan Single Malt Scotch fees. May. Lauded it audit. He really do doit. Her her Dardar aided hardaway. Oh, bagpipes, Scottish kilts golf the island of Ice Isola-. If you're a real whiskey lover like me, then you already know the best whisky comes from Scotland and my opinion. The Best Whiskey in all of Scotland is Lagovolin Single Malt Scotch whisky. It's what I drink because I'm handsome and I'm famous, but even if you're not or famous, you'll enjoy the rich PD, smokey flavor, and the lingering sweetness while I'll enjoy the look on your face when you take that first sip of pure golden. Golden Pleasure smart people, like me. No a good single Malt Scotch whisky isn't just a drink. It's an appreciation of the finer things of life. Is it time you separate yourself from the rest of the Bozos out there for yourself some real class, sit back and enjoy the art of doing nothing with Lagovolin, Scotch whisky and feel what it's like to live. The good life for a change brought to you by Lago villains single. Malt Scotch whiskies forty three to fifty six point, five percent alcohol by volume imported by. New York new. York one more thing. Please drink responsibly. And.

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"lassie" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

01:46 min | 1 year ago

"lassie" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"All My name is Ron Burgundy and it's time for me to talk about Lago Phoolan Single Malt Scotch fees. May. Lauded it audit. He really do doit. Her her Dardar aided hardaway. Oh, bagpipes, Scottish kilts golf the island of Ice Isola-. If you're a real whiskey lover like me, then you already know the best whisky comes from Scotland and my opinion. The Best Whiskey in all of Scotland is Lagovolin Single Malt Scotch whisky. It's what I drink because I'm handsome and I'm famous, but even if you're not or famous, you'll enjoy the rich PD, smokey flavor, and the lingering sweetness while I'll enjoy the look on your face when you take that first sip of pure golden. Golden Pleasure smart people, like me. No a good single Malt Scotch whisky isn't just a drink. It's an appreciation of the finer things of life. Is it time you separate yourself from the rest of the Bozos out there for yourself some real class, sit back and enjoy the art of doing nothing with Lagovolin, Scotch whisky and feel what it's like to live. The good life for a change brought to you by Lago villains single. Malt Scotch whiskies forty three to fifty six point, five percent alcohol by volume imported by. New York new. York one more thing. Please drink responsibly. And we're back with run PODCAST WE'RE LISTENING TO RUN list his ten people. He would like to meet in Heaven Yes. Here's a controversial one I'd like to be John.

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"lassie" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

01:43 min | 1 year ago

"lassie" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"It's time for me to talk about Lago Phoolan Single Malt Scotch fees. May. Lauded it audit. He really do doit. Her her Dardar aided hardaway. Oh, bagpipes, Scottish kilts golf the island of Ice Isola-. If you're a real whiskey lover like me, then you already know the best whisky comes from Scotland and my opinion. The Best Whiskey in all of Scotland is Lagovolin Single Malt Scotch whisky. It's what I drink because I'm handsome and I'm famous, but even if you're not or famous, you'll enjoy the rich PD, smokey flavor, and the lingering sweetness while I'll enjoy the look on your face when you take that first sip of pure golden. Golden Pleasure smart people, like me. No a good single Malt Scotch whisky isn't just a drink. It's an appreciation of the finer things of life. Is it time you separate yourself from the rest of the Bozos out there for yourself some real class, sit back and enjoy the art of doing nothing with Lagovolin, Scotch whisky and feel what it's like to live. The good life for a change brought to you by Lago villains single. Malt Scotch whiskies forty three to fifty six point, five percent alcohol by volume imported by. New York new. York one more thing. Please drink responsibly. And we're back with run PODCAST WE'RE LISTENING TO RUN list his ten people. He would like to meet in Heaven Yes. Here's a controversial one I'd like to be John.

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"lassie" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

The Ron Burgundy Podcast

05:41 min | 1 year ago

"lassie" Discussed on The Ron Burgundy Podcast

"Ya. You just made that up I've been working on that theme song for a week. Nope Carolina you are a quick little smarty pants. I didn't make that up. Well, let's get on with today's show. The first person I would like to meet in heaven. Is Dougie Stupor. Not who's W stupor, not interesting story. I was in junior high. So. We are going back sometime. And I had a baseball glove, and and this was not just any baseball glove. You know what I mean you like this baseball gloves. Did I ever I slept with it? I brought it to dances. I went everywhere with that baseball glove. I didn't take that darn thing off my hand for a whole year and then one day. My baseball glove goes missing. And I panic I mean I tried to burn down the school. I called the FBI. I got a drug sniffing dog and tried to teach it to smell leather. It found Horse Saddles and wallets and car seats, but the stupid dog never found my glove. Then one day I got hot tip. Some people said that they saw Dougie Stupor, not with my glove and the park. They'll stupor. Not had the locker right next to mine, so it made perfect sense. I went to his house and I confronted him. And you know what he did. He lied. Right to my face so long story short when I get to heaven I'm GonNa. Find Dougie Stupor not and I'm GonNa Punch him in the nose and get my glove back. The first person you meet in heaven a guy named. Dougie, Dubernard, you're going to punch in the nose Yep. Okay, who else would you like to meet? In Heaven? Michael Jackson. A okay, that's interesting. Roy Does that surprise you. We were friends once I. I didn't know anything about any of that other junk that was going on I was. I was more friends with Tito, but Michael I had a love of animals we shared. He has monkeys and had Baxter. Anyway most people know that for a short while I had the world's largest collection of domesticated bighorn sheep. Can you domesticate a bighorn sheep? Not Really, but I had two of them in my backyard, and they were about as domesticated as you could get. That was the world's largest collection world's largest, or maybe they were. They were just sick. Who knows? I had the Jackson's over for dinner one night. Michael was just a boy, maybe fourteen anyway. I I could tell he liked the bighorns, and well. It was a wonderful night we played twister and sang songs, and and then they left, and then I noticed that one of my bighorns was gone now yeah, the one I called. Lazy but on account that he never moved or did anything just sat around and look tired and sad, and then I found out years later Michael. Jackson has a whole Zuid is happening. So the proof is in the pudding. I know that that Guy Stole one of my bighorns anyway when I get to heaven I'm GonNa Find Michael Jackson Punch in the nose and find out what happened to my bighorn sheep..

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"lassie" Discussed on NewsRadio WIOD

NewsRadio WIOD

01:35 min | 1 year ago

"lassie" Discussed on NewsRadio WIOD

"Lassie barely a cloudless sky outside our studios in Miramar to seventy nine degrees seventy six in downtown Miami at six thirty president trump says he's not concerned after possibly having contact with a member of Brazil's delegation over the weekend well as the code nineteen corona virus trump met with Brazil's president members of the staff at Mara Lago the aid photograph with the president has been diagnosed with the corona virus South Florida congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz grill the head of the national institutes of health about the lack of corona virus test kits for people the health care industry there's not one person that can ensure that these tests can be administered the system is not really geared to what we need right now what you are asking for that is a failing and failing yeah it is a failing there let's admit it Dr Anthony Fauci says more kids should have been available sooner Wasserman Schultz is also calling for every passenger who recently self report Everglades to be notified that several port workers have tested positive for covert nineteen a man under arrest for the attempted abduction that wasn't a thirteen year old girl told Miami Dade police a man grabbed her by the hoodie intractable high the baseball field bleachers at little river park she claimed she was able to break free and run for help now detectives say that attempted abduction never happened however in identifying David Lee as a possible suspect they realize there was a warrant out for his arrest and took him into custody Wall Street numbers ending today sharply lower with the Dow off ten percent two thousand three hundred and fifty three points when the day at twenty one thousand two hundred nasdaq down seven hundred fifty points the S. and P. was down two hundred sixty one more news coming up at.

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Fugitive in police sergeant's death taken into custody

Charlie Parker

00:48 sec | 1 year ago

Fugitive in police sergeant's death taken into custody

"Police have identified the suspect wanted in connection to the death of the Nassau bay police sergeant resulting in a blue alert being issued twenty one year old to Boris Henderson has been charged with felony murder for the hit and run death of sergeant Kayla Sullivan during a traffic stop Tuesday night in Houston during that traffic stop the suspect attempted to fly to flee the scene he did have was in the process of being arrested in the officer did put one hand cuff on and he was able to get back in the vehicle officers all of them was then ran over by the vehicle and she was pronounced deceased at the hospital short time later Henderson was reportedly Lassie to Missouri city and a red Buick with a broken rear winds window Wednesday afternoon and is possibly headed for Louisiana he is considered extremely

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Vikings' Stefon Diggs Addresses Trade Rumors Ahead of Giants Match-Up

Around the NFL

01:30 min | 1 year ago

Vikings' Stefon Diggs Addresses Trade Rumors Ahead of Giants Match-Up

"Have a an epidemic in the NFL Stefan digs now is letting it be known that because times are getting tough in the modern fell times get tough trade me. Get me out of here. I'm not happy be I don't need to play out to my contract. I will be sick. I will go home and then I will try to force your hand to trade me. He came back to the team. After missing a practice yesterday digs eggs and this isn't a season in which we know everything has gone badly right now going badly right now for Minnesota's offense very small sample size by the way but he is not getting targeted targeted the way he did lassie's not even close Stefan digs and on the same week that Adam Phelan called out the offense and the quarterback leading kirk cousins weirdly publicly apologizing to Adam feeling the other wide receiver then lets it be known that he wants Outta town so Minnesota has a lot of issues right now and it's kind of an interesting time for them to go face a giants team that despite back to back wins known is GonNa Confuse this defense with the eighty six giants Minnesota if they just figure out some type of game plan and finds a balance of their offense you would think they should be able to move the ball and if they don't and Danny dimes James and I don't think say quantum Barclays playing but apparently he is he is possible they says not practicing as of Thursday but apparently he's such a superman that it's he's getting close but even without Saquon Barkley at the Vikings find a way to to win this game and if they look bad doing it we might have a mutiny on our hands with the old Viking

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UN Chief: AIDS is far from over

UN News

09:57 min | 1 year ago

UN Chief: AIDS is far from over

"Sense that winning the battle against AIDS is a done deal has been slowing progress on reducing new H._I._V. Infections and in reality. It's far from over according to the chief of the U._N.. Agency dedicated located to tackling the virus and what's more Gunilla Carlsson the acting executive director of Human AIDS says if we forget about people at risk such as intravenous drug users men who have sex with men and sex workers we will not solve the problem with the rise of new H._I._V.. Infections affections in an interview with you a news. She said although world leaders had signed up for an AIDS free generation by twenty thirty. If we don't walk the talk we might not get that Miss Nelson spoke to this graffiti. I think that there is this notion as if AIDS eights is over and it's not we still see an increase in new infections and we are still having seven hundred seventy thousand AIDS related death in two thousand eighteen so it's far from over and I think the complacency seeing the feeling like this is done that has slowing down progress that we actually have done in the world it also illustrates a precarious picture with some countries making gains while in others new H._I._V.. Infections and AIDS related deaths are on the rise. Can you speak to that where we see progress. It's good but it's not fast enough and the investments and the interest needed should be accelerated. I think because we know what helps and what can make a difference and that's when we put communities at the center. Boy That is when we we really try to address those people at risk where we see an increase in infections it is where they are lack of protection where there are no rights where there are no access to treatment and care yeah we are there happened to be discrimination and perhaps sometimes criminalization whether it's a lot of stigma and in some parts of the world new infections are especially rising in key populations six workers men having sex with men people living in prisons people injecting drugs transgender amber partners and if they are excluded I mean they stand globally for fifty four percent of the new infections in the world so if we tend to forget about people at risk we will not solve the problem with the rise of new HIV epidemic these people at risk because of stigma and discrimination. They're still being marginalized also with regard to prevention services. How can that be addressed? I think to have a good discussion around around H._I._V.. That this is about sixty it is about a virus that can be treatable and preventable and I think also if we are trying to shy away from it and hide it we're also losing a big bulk of the young populations and still too many kids are dying of AIDS related deaths due to that they don't have access to treatment so it is a complex issue but it's getting even more complex and dangerous if we are hiding away from and that's why the stigma and the risk of people hiding eating because they feel ashamed is also something that we have to address. This is nothing to be ashamed about. I think at sometimes even more than just being ashamed some people are afraid to mention it because they can be stigmatized and even violently hurt. That's also why. I'm admiring a lot of these young people than I do me too and I'm traveling so I was outside Durban in a little village call him lassie and I met with a nineteen year old lady called Ziva and her mother Potiskum. Both of them are HIV positive and this nineteen year old. She was not hiding away from it. She said I'm H._I._V.. Positive she was talking about this with her friends and the likelihood in that region because now we're talking about South Africa in KwaZulu Natale all were up to one fourth of the young girls below twenty five years carry the virus it is a huge epicenter as there are brave people in the communities start to talk about it. It can also normalize it in one way and then make sure show that people have access to treatment that they know how to protect themselves not spreading the virus and that is also part of where we have to have a good global discussion around this but the risk for many many others to hide and not disclose. I think it is because the the communities the environment on not helpful enough we have to end that we have to end stigma and discrimination. I know in South Africa L._G._B._T.. Rights enshrines in the constitution but in many countries it's illegal so I would imagine that many people if they're H._I._V.. Positive and they're not supposed to be gay to start off with so how do they get to this point. That is a problem when you have laws that discriminate against certain sexual identity entity or where you're not allowed to have access to services. I must say that there are countries that still have it in their laws but from a humanitarian and from a health perspective or making it possible for example gay men and transgender. People to access services and healthcare but that's not everywhere we spoke about South Africa South Africa's very progressive they have seen a decline both in new infections and AIDS related deaths since twenty ten so they are addressing it fully fully but not at the speed enough and they are having a full-fledged approach but many other countries are exactly as you said they are discriminating and that means also that it's very hard for those individuals to access treatment in time according to the report Howard Children Faring I think we failing the children in two thousand eighteen. There were seven hundred seventy thousands AIDS related death. Still I think many people doesn't understand that it still a health threat but one hundred thousand of them where kids below fifteen years and about half of the kids of the world that are living with HIV are not having access to treatment they diagnosed or they don't even know some of them are diagnosed. Some of them don't even know there has been a huge success when transmission mission to mother-to-child an understanding preventable programs but still it's not enough and that's why we are talking and the leaders of today have signed up to an AIDS free generation by twenty thirty and I think if we are not working the talk we you might not get there. That's why AIDS at this period of time in this global update are actually sounding the alarm bell. The report also points out that available resources for H._i._V. is drastically falling. Why is that and what will be the impact? Many reasons for example that global donor community have many other challenges as well and money for development cooperation and foreign aid is kind of drying up what we also have seen that it's a D. investments in the HIV response to early so in two thousand eighteen the available resources declined by one billion U._S. dollars and that there is a huge financial gap now why seven billion newest honoring total and at the same time the domestic stick resource mobilisation that the capacities for countries themselves with high epidemics have not enough resources and systems to carry on the treatment programs. The donor community now really has to think about successes made and don't D- Invest Invest too early because this is something where we really can say that we made a difference there is a good economics also in doing more to ending AIDS Global Health Threat by twenty thirty but it will need resources on all levels you have recently stated the urgent need to increase political leadership in order to end aids. How can that help and how can it be done? We see politically have to be more understandable that AIDS is not over and perhaps also talk about sex to talk about relations to talk about not discriminate and also to stop violence against women and girls that is also part of what's driving the epidemic and that is what I call political leadership so talk about the reality and to put H._I._V. Into a context because it's not only about fighting a virus it is actually about changing society and that's why we are so happy to work with the communities and give voice to those that knows how to change that trends. In two thousand thirteen you served alongside Ellen Johnson Sirleaf and David Cameron and others on the Advisory Board for the Post Twenty fifteen developments agenda. What was the H._I._V.? AIDS situation like back then as compared to now we discussed is that not abandoned the Millennium Development Goals because they were unfinished business on the role of women in development and especially those that H._i._v. was not over and it should be inherited into the sustainable development goals so that's why we now have a big agenda where we have still the promised to end aids as a global health threat. It's still there and we know that we can do that. When we also spoke about these issues it was about the role of women in society society? I really feel sad to know that six thousand two hundred adolescent girls and young women are infected every week and they are phone available because it's also part of an equal power relations. It is about sex it's about violence. Sometimes it's about lack of resources it's about nonconsensual sex and we spoke at that commission a lot about addressing the needs and the roles of these young people in this society is is to give them voice to give them power and to be part of development but when we see the increase of new infections H._i._v. in these groups we have to say that we are not doing good enough on all levels and also to make sure that we can end this figures but we have to do better actually hosa deputy secretary general I mean Mohammed was part of this commission. We also spoke about violence against women and it is not only about mass violence. It's not only about rape. It's also about domestic violence so there are many reasons.

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 Xactly Corporation - Sales Performance Management

The Tech Blog Writer Podcast - Inspired Tech Startup Stories

06:17 min | 2 years ago

Xactly Corporation - Sales Performance Management

"Guests. I'm excited to get on today called Chris Cabrera, and he's the CEO of exactly and also the author of game the plan and exactly make south performance management software on a used by some of the biggest brands in the world, so Salesforce Hyatt hotels and Louis Vuitton. And that's just a couple of the top of my head. But hey, and a company have a vision to help companies unleash human potential. So they can maximize company performance with hint attack. Maybe his well so book elope and hold on tight. So I can be MIO as all the way to California. So we can speak with Chris Cabrera the CEO. Of exactly who's going to tell us all about that vision. And how they're using technology. A massive warm. Welcome to the show. Can you tell the listeners a little bit who you are? And what you do. So happy to be here. My name is Chris Cabrera, and I'm the founder and CEO of a company called exactly corporation and exactly is in the sales performance management space in our roots really came from the compensation management, you know, paying paying sales people their commissions exactly is famous for making south performance management SPN to pay out. She used by some Lassie Mesic brands such as Salesforce, high hotels and Louis Vitton just to name, but a few. But can you just help? Everyone listening on that same page and tell them a little bit more about exactly what exactly is also what makes you guys unique. Yeah. Know, the nice thing about exactly is. There's probably not a company in the world there on the planet that doesn't need our stuff because every company sells something it could be a service could be a widget. Somewhere in the organization are people who are motivated to do things. And those things could be make more phone calls. So more things, you know, provide better services show up to work on time. And all those motivational things companies are finding you know that the human nature is if you dangle a carrot and give some some incentives to do those things you can drive better performance from your employee base. And so what we do is. We just go into every type of company across you know, you mentioned some of them, but we've got companies that are in just about every vertical in the world. And we and we help them identify people in the organization that they want to incentivize to do things better or differently or quicker, or you know, there's a plethora of ways that people want to incent people and our software allows for that to happen until our customers, you know, drive higher productivity out of their sales teams. We've got numbers that show, you know, four. Eighty percent more productive than than people that don't use these types of systems higher profit margins things and things like that that organizations have to decently use variable compensation and incentives to help drive growth across their sales teams book on new wave of businesses recognizing the value of rolling out incentive compensation beyond sales and intern. They see a powerful role that incentive compensation compla- to actually increase productivity revenue and also the coach of engagement, but can you share the you'll unique point if you and where the industry is heading in your opinion. How you genuinely believe there's been a huge missed opportunity for incentives now only the value that they provide to employees, but also how that can be applied to shape behaviors and motivations and how that can actually impact a company's bottom line. I think everyone knows the classic, you know, pay commissions to sales people and their coin operated, and you know, and so And you. so you find almost every company is paying thirty percent of the population. You know, roughly, you know, there's people that are on quotas and sell stuff, and they're paying them some type of compensation, but I think more and more as you said is companies are realizing how competitive the market is. And how how much incentives can help drive better performance across every type of employees. We're seeing companies that are paying instead of thirty percent of their population. They're paying one hundred percent of their population. Now, those other seventy percent might be getting some type of an MBA or bonus am, I it's not a straight commission. It's not necessarily sell this widget. And you get two percent or five percent. But the the beautiful thing about our software like ours is that you can incentivize any type of behavior as I said, you know, you could be incentivizing the receptionist at the front desk to show up on time and dress appropriately and smile when they greet the people coming in and those could be you know, NBA does the. Each quarter. The manager sits down and says. Yeah, we think you did this about eighty percents. You're gonna get eighty percent of this of this bonus. We see companies like trucking companies that are delivering perishable goods. They're literally incentivizing truck drivers to deliver the load within a certain window. If they arrived too early that likely means they were speeding, and they get tickets and insurance rates go up if they're too late. Well, obviously, the perishables Paris. And and that's a bad thing. We work with governments that are paying, you know, postal service workers that are not even employees of their of the government. They're just hanging shingle somewhere. You know, in remote locations and saying we accept, you know, we sell stamps, and we accept mail well to the government that that looks like a sales person. Right. But it's not at all what you typically think of. I think you mentioned, you know, high earlier, you know, every wedding planner thousands of wedding planners throughout the world that high if you walk into one of them and talk. Talk to them about setting up your wedding, every choice that you make from the wedding cake to the venue to the orders. Those people are being incentivized to to provide. You the best options and options that will make sure you have a great event. So so you're absolutely right compensation is changing dramatically in the in the world today in companies that are figuring it out or bracing it beyond just sales people. So they're automating sales people, and then they're spreading throughout the rest of their company. And what we see is that companies that do that perform much higher rates and have higher profitability

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Osteoporosis: Mediterranean diet may slow bone loss

Atlanta's Morning News

01:32 min | 3 years ago

Osteoporosis: Mediterranean diet may slow bone loss

"In metro atlanta search for the alleged mastermind of a stolen tire rang the anthony stevens is suspected in thefts from cobb clayton to cab and fulton counties one of the victims tele nisha mccollum tells channel two action news she had just gotten her dream car it was something that i want it it was the color that i want it the package that i wanted but when she came outside to her driveway my car my brand new charger is sitting on two blocks jennifer griffiths wsb israel hopes to become just the fourth nation in the world to complete a moonshot israel aerospace teams up with a space i l to launch the spacecraft in december from spacex falcon nine rocket successful it'll be the smallest spacecraft ever to land on the moon just five feet high and six hundred kilos it'll take pictures and measurements but the landings the real goal wsb news about your head the mediterranean diet may help brittle bones according to a study of sixty and seventy year olds in europe some followed the mediterranean diet and some did not all were taking low doses of vitamin d people who already had osteoporosis and went onto the diet and increases in hip bone strength abc's dave schreiber says that's a common area of osteoporosis and bone fractures in the elderly emmy nominations come out this morning the american should get an odd lassie's in the crown is well for season two and the critically acclaimed new bbc series killing fees could make its debut abc's jason nathanson says game of thrones is eligible even though there was no new season and it was ineligible last year don't ask me the primetime emmys are handed out lives september seventeenth in la wsb news time seven twenty five imagine.

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