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Kinky Katie's World
"lady boehner" Discussed on Kinky Katie's World
"A whole hoop by fish by bird by well because anything that swallows you would have to be big enough. I mean what's really big enough that extend the lions to can nature you up. I go you said whole. Yeah whole the i just. I've just seen whole. I haven't just eat holds alive ally pair kind of thing. Well sometimes they started to feed and they work their way up. I'm just god back on you and kinda leave you there. Ted ted your bears to her right. But you know it's almost like keeping you alive to to preserve the meal o. Bet i heard they do that to play with you. Know they keep they keep your life for a little while it's like fuck you actually a lot of animals do that actually here but i do hear that bears do that like they will fuck fuck fucking like they'll take a couple bites. I got your leg or something in them. Like slap their pa. And you leave you there and you. You don't die but then they like fuck with you. Are you getting your information from like like the anti anti-bear Blobby i am paid for by the the by big bear. They very chasing bear. I know i could be completely wrong. But barris belonging clubs baby now. Those are seals scoping seals of god. So i have. I have I i've talked about mrs jade. Before i was on last week show talks us to sits shoes. Artists j. j. sits yan yes. Yeah actually looked up today. She's cute horrible. I i know. I have quite the lady sometimes. Sometimes he i don't know you. Sometimes you like different things we do. Who knows by your. I mean who who really knows you give all people a a chance at giving you a lady boehner if you just like them in sometimes. Sometimes you'll you'll really a lady voter for a girl who isn't traditionally like who may be a little banged up. I like damage low. Sometimes you do well. I'd spires. I know she's not go. She's horrible so what about her six. Jade sixty six something. Well i i was called very wholesome by her husband brilliant. It's called like a door. No come on and then know why because i'd asked died. I talked about like saying like something like yeah. I can't go to your only fans. 'cause i just don't feel right about seeing your dick any believed it. Yeah sure well because that's what you said. Yeah really he's he's never clicked on anything apparently no he's been a fan for a long time even when we used to. He seems more videos because we have. Yeah we when we used to have him on the website back all day. Yeah what do you know severely. I didn't i didn't remember that. We've known each other for a long time when really when really it's no i don't wanna see your day. No i just. I just i just don't think like it. I i don't know. I just i'm just saying like 'cause i mean. Yeah no. he's a cute dude but we'll because he also as you want to see us. Fuck because i like you know. Yeah but i didn't. But i don't know i i don't know why i feel i. Yeah i don't understand why. Because i'm not usually like this. You know what it is. I'm going to take a shot here. You had just been with another girl that lived in a different state that that had that was all into you and would send you videos all the time. And maybe she still does. I don't know yeah and you your. Your tank is full of of people set. So you're somebody else saying. Can we said use videos. You're just like no no no no. I'm good with videos right now. I'm getting videos so cool. Thank you i. Just i just i don't know like i. I can't believe i'm going to say this. And this is the only time. I will say this. But i just feel that. Sometimes you shouldn't see your friends naked. Okay i don't know. I just i just feel that. Sometimes you just don't know dude. I don't i told you it's been like weird couple days weeks. You a you know to to me. I know exactly what you mean. Because i've never been a person to like like once. Somebody's a friend of mine. I usually don't bang at all like if we bang right away. typically. I don't do that so i mean i put people in like literally. Yeah i don't we could try. But i'm not going to be all that into it. That's why that's why we're always like strangers. Yes strangers are definitely not danger for me. It's just always like lifetime wise. Never i don't know what it is about people that i know i just immediately don't have the thing like i don't grow it. Say ooh i've just wanted you more and more. I what you less and less. Because i haven't banged you already like if we fucked right away and we became friends. I could totally bag you again because banged you right. You know what. I mean what you mean but once i wasn't there and now you're my friend now i kissed now i i'm gonna. I can't do the things that i wanna do. Because i your i like you. You're my friend. I don't want to treat away about. We'll see i would always. I would always get really attached to friends. I wrote and i.
Kinky Katie's World
"lady boehner" Discussed on Kinky Katie's World
"It are attached to a few asses. Oh god We'll also i had said something to sit. Jade's ma'am i of said that. I have a she gives me your lady boehner. Okay you know. And i was like she's really really nice and you know like it's always cool to do projects with her and stuff like that. Because i was started. I started kind of like stocking boy. I know it's so bad over boy. Well he told her. I'm like oh no i felt like i was like a fucking stupid fan girl like what i'm like. I have to see this person again. Like i don't fantastic great east about before. Yeah well because i always fucking hammered before so now i whatever whatever one one of the things that's really been fucking attorney me on and make tangle again is i like seeing two friends hanging out or and i like seeing the one one friend male try to seduce there other male friend dogo like that's like the whole like and then and then you know it's like they start like almost kisser starts to get me off so it's really fucked up. It's it's not fucked up but it really started to turn me on it. Mostly fucking connor lately because connor. That's right he. I feel like he just needs a little push. The low pressure would push the to fucking just hook up with the dude. Because i think he i he already has but i just kinda wanna give him that little push then let me watch now and the another very strange thing that i've never been attracted to you before because that dude that he hangs out with all the trash chase guys. Hang out with the Abroad okay. Yeah it's not just in her sometime. Remember remembers name would always seems like he always takes like one of the dues at a time he seduces them and like get hammered and stuff like that like. That's your fan fiction. Land there for for for that particular dude who does videos in japan about japan going around japan but he's an english student right of rawdon japan. Right because it's like. Oh yes we're going to have a whole bunch of fucking soccer. We're gonna take a bus to go to the hot springs again. it's full mood. And then and then my connor comes out there in a love hotel and he's wearing women's lingerie and had like a cocktail san and i was at what that's seen right there. I was like. I like this. Mike i wanted i want to. I want to have them. Keep the camera on. And i want them to like. They're both in bed like in the same bed but then they start like watching. Tv and then the abroad guys like. Oh what's this porn. Of course if he knows it. But it's like i don't know check this out just watching this moment like connors a agape porn situation with the two of them. Yeah i'm talking about even the point that that they put on the other one no okay regular because he's trying to you know because he wants to get right okay because he's like well maybe connor straight. So maybe i'll put on some straight porn. And maybe he'll get hard. And then i'll reach over and give a little tacky and then things like start like snowball from there before the end of the night were doing back springs on each other. Dear you're totally like horgan down hotdogs railing harto choke somebody just saying can be dangerous so anyway so i'm cut like nipples are hard right now. I don't know your it's okay all right see. That's okay. Nobody's being harmed in any way shape or floor now. I think that's a positive fantasy for you for this week. I feel a lot safer. It's a good direction near you. Feel tonight okay. But it could change tomorrow. Though i mean i recognize us it could change later on like i said if you wanna ride the crazy trained ticket so that is my porn. Pick for the week of the week to there's a guy they the midnight hustle episode episode. That i was on midnight halsell couple of weeks ago. Deported guy that you are. You're super busy with right beforehand. And he handled his shit and actually did a good interview with you. It was very nice and kind okay. Dairy dairy is very nice is well. The promo came out the pig. The depth says that put it my twitter and it's a good picture put put us but he he looked for this because he put stars over my nippy so i can actually pose a and i haven't been in on facebook kept for it. What do you fish. So am i but my booties look fucking. You're famous worms. I view of the boob. Yeah the the angle you gotta get the angle right. So you're you're your friggin Perspective all camera tricks is what you're saying you're just outing yourself. I don't care okay. Fucking care they'll see me naked and movies and they don't look at big you know like i've not like squishing them together. Like tall that too. Yeah that that is true. People don't don't it's like being. It's like being tall and having a a big decker small tick if you're proportional that's going to be a really big tech i will. Let's go to an of rule thirty four when we come back. 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Happy Hour Gets Weird
"lady boehner" Discussed on Happy Hour Gets Weird
"Let's get a seek possession movie. Let's something something different. I just pictured the little buddha statue which is like like the friendliest statue that i've ever seen in my truly truly. I actually don't know enough about those religions to even know if they have demonic. I don't i don't either. But i'm just saying. Bring me bring me something. New yeah Okay so one. The and this demonic possession can go. I think i never really thought about this. Silicon researching these tropes. I find it super fascinating. And i'm like should i gone to film school. I don't know but no. That's just me being upon possess But you have one side of the demonic possession or possession and possession covers like i'm talking specifically demonic but possession really covers like a whole scope like you have alien possession. You have parasitic possession. You have all kinds of possession tropes that like horror movies could cover but that just basically about lack of control of your own body and mind. Yes and i really actually do love. I don't i think they're technically consider. I think there's a two categories. But i really love sci-fi alien movies and the sci-fi alien and also the sci fi horror movies a lot of times movies that i wouldn't consider horror if they're sifi notice seemed to fall under horror but i don't i i'm ready for it. The noticed that. I'm like how come this movie. It's a sci-fi movie. Why is it under the horror category. What i'm looking here. It doesn't make sense to me but ho movies. A- sci fi horror movies are to me the scariest. Yeah i. I knew you would say that. I know you're very scared of sci horror which i really love those. I get a fucking lady. Boehner ten ten times foresight by movies. I fucking them. Their hands down my favorite genre movies. Sprinkle a little bit of horror in there. And i'm like daddy. Sorry daddy no no no do you are going to fuck prison. You know. it's been a long time. No i've sent you to prison for talk show. You're there you're there. No it's not my. That was a tick tock reference okay so demonic possession can go one of two ways which we talked about. Emily rose there's exorcist. One of my fucking favorite movies of all time. Jennifer's body is a demonic possession. Movie that came out. When i was like i think a teenager early twenties teenagers coming. I feel like it's a coming of age movie but with demonic possession and i love it and then there is one that i feel is so scary and i don't i can't figure out why it's so scary to me. It's called fallen. Do you know what. I'm talking about has denzel washington and he's a police detective..
The Dr. Susan Block Show
"lady boehner" Discussed on The Dr. Susan Block Show
"Corporation trillionaires anyway. This is fda. Are the love train peace train so the rich pay a percent tax. You hard working folks. Pay twenty five percent tax at three week your paycheck. That's not good. That's not that's a train robbery and that's what we're here to help to try to correct. It's really a battle between the very very rich. Who want to be taxed as little as possible. And i understand. Unless they're like saints. Like bezos zack's. She's really a saint and she's giving away all here whale yes and there are a few. Let me give you a bank account onto it just just in case you want support people who are discriminated against like people who talk about sex publish sex magazines more want to help other people with sex were discriminated against yes indeed injects lead just made it a little bit farther by saying how y'all are talking shit. Yes we are. But anyway. I did want to talk about just a very human experience. Where on fdr derwich. and hey. it's better than eating. You guys at least you still be alive. Chains are beautiful peaceful and maybe relatively gas guzzling. We're not talking about coal-burning trains. But today the nightmare hit me just before the show there was an accident. An amtrak train derailed in montana and killed three people and injured a bunch of people. And that's all said and i just felt. Oh that could have been my train. The string doesn't derail we do. Actually but we get back on track. We can do that. But i mean about. We don't offer people die of travel is it does a long and you don't have too much of a problem and i don't know how many train accidents are. But i just want to say. I don't pray you guys and i separate church and state and fdr. But i will say. I am thinking of you i am. Yes we're all we're all thinking of you. We love you. we did we. Do we actually do because without you. Well i don't know what i would do. You'd have me who i have you. What am i trump lavar but we need fans now just like a rockstar fans but they double edge if you do something wrong then. They gang up on canceling and stuff. You can't catch me. Well if you care about your fans that much and then they give you a hard time. Then they cancel. Cancel them actually go on facebook and get rid of all people. I don't like you do your funny about that. Happy fall equinoxes fall into the noble way babies. That's right peace through pleasure in all kinds of weather. Well yeah even this weather which is crazy weather but still we have the seasons somewhat the sun rising later and the evening falling like the fall sooner and the nights getting longer and darker and chillier. And it's nice conditions for cuddling up with someone you love even if that someone is you and maybe that's why this is self love september and word doing it having a great self love september. The captain i enjoyed little mutual. Self love this morning. Celebrate this year which is very orgasmic reserve senior. sex is difficult but very rewarding. I find maybe because you appreciate it more. Anyway it's fall and autumn equinox also signals a kind of spiritual self love. And it's supposed to be a good time to commune with the great outdoors. That is if you're great outdoors hasn't been flooded or burned or dried up by climate catastrophe. And there are a lot of these. These days house been washed away more and more and we may make jokes. But it's gallows humor and we feel for everyone few forever. We're not burned or flooded ourselves but we have friends that are and it's terrible. You know we feel very lucky in some ways in always really but everybody's got their shit right another name for fall equinoxes gotta get this. Is ma bone your bones. Well i always say is my boner. You have a boner well. I have a lady. Boehner depend yet gets hard. Yup yup shelter lady boehner before well of course. Of course it's a different kind of boehner but we all get boehner's hard nipples. I was gonna say boehner dickey boehner's too but it's true senior sex ladies and gentleman brothers and sisters lovers in centers. It's great but you gotta kinda compromise with the great gods senior your sex and goddesses and then you'll get my boner or your boehner and it is also the name of the welsh god of the harvest and i appreciate that because i grew up in new welsh suburb of bala cynwyd. And i mean these. Welsh god's need a little spice so my boner helps because basically i find the welsh guides. I don't know no offense to the welsh. The wilshire great. But they're not that exciting to me okay. I know. I'm going to get some hate mail from welsh people but i kind of prefer the greek mythology yes It's sexier it's hotter. You don't have to make up. Shit like my boner. They got the boehner's right there. And the faw. It's a kind of a creepy story. And the greeks were very creepy. And this story is the story of the rape. The fall of any the daughter of dimitur the great earth mother goddess of the harvest and fertility agriculture and like very many fortunate virgin maidens then on now percents. Genie is raped by her uncle. Who in this case is the lord of the underworld okay and that means mean old uncle haiti's.
Happy Hour Gets Weird
"lady boehner" Discussed on Happy Hour Gets Weird
"But i decided to do it vegan style and instead of an egg wait. I added the juice of fifty garbanzo. Beans no okay. So that sounds complicated. Like a juice. I i wish people could see by. Tiffany was it. Was that name with the lady with the calculus. It was you can milk anything with nipples are still have nipple. Yes so i learned the hard way. No i'm just kidding. I use garbanzo being choose. I if you can call it that. But it's just really in the cannabis in a canada garbanzo beans. It's just the liquid and the can so it just used that in place of an egg way and let me tell you awesome. It is even foam earlier. Oh my god. I need to try it. I i've heard of this hack. It's so i haven't tried it. I'm going to and it's vegan and i love garbanzo beans anyways and it doesn't give garbanzo bean flavor. Which honestly. I kind of wouldn't mind garbanzo beans and peaches and basil. I mean come on my last meal right there. And then because i'm a maximalist. I added cardamom bitter. Because why not you know. I just throwing the kitchen sink but you could just use regular old bidders and then just your basic lemon juice and you just shake it up and it's it's phenomenal. So as per usual our recipes and pictures of the cocktail will be on our social media. Most likely our instagram. So go over there and check that out. That'll be up for you to see and for you to use make it let us know when and if you are new. Please follow us on our instagram. it's really fun. Yes right so like cassie said today. And for the next few episodes we are talking about the spiritualism movement. And yes i kind of do a lady boehner for it but i'm going to restrain myself so for my part i'm going to give some insight into the beliefs and practices in this movement. And then as cassie said she's gonna be diving into the super fascinating fox sisters also. I just want to say that because of the timeframe that we have to cover our topics. I know that i'm going to be omitting things that you if you are. Knowledgeable on the subject may find really irritating by what topics like. This compression is key to make the episodes manageable for both ourselves and the listener spiritualist believed that communication with the debt was possible through mediums and their goal was to prove the soul immortal through this communication as my main source radical spirits by an broad. Put it quote it held to attractions that proved irresistible to thousands of americans rebellion against death and rebellion against authority and quote spiritualists. Seemed to generally believed that the spirit world was not static but evolving and that because of that spirits could educate the living on moral or ethical situations. Which is really fascinating. In my opinion the world of the living and the world of the dead would communicate in different ways by different means..
Mojo In The Morning
"lady boehner" Discussed on Mojo In The Morning
"Not aware now but let's talk about this detention thing because i don't know if you remember this lucas. You know it's serious when i'm calling you. Buy your formal name your legal name in if i say lucas antonio then you know you're really spits creek but do you remember what happened on the last day of school. Last year are guided detention for that time. Vallon was fraternities. 'cause it sticks waking up in the corner Yeah so so luke. I'm kind of sick thinking that we got a pattern here. I've had like three detentions in high school middle schools. I gotta detention the first day of school middle school. Yeah even get any detentions. Did you in grade school did you like in you know earlier. Yeah no ma. I think mom late asset like boobs or something like that school he booked it just book ends the school year with detention. Don't get him out get him out of the way early and then maybe finish up. At the end of the year luke you know they. There's a study that is out that says that if a kid is a lot of detentions that There is a very good chance in life that it could lead to. You know jail time or prison time. You think that's possible all right because you don't wanna go into prison. We we talked to that white boy. rick guy. he's bad is a bad place that you don't want to go to. We don't have white boy lucan in jail so all right. I will talk to you later. Be good in school. Do your do your you know everything they want you to do. I love ya logging by casey. How you doing good. You got a kid like at home. Yeah yeah he didn't even make it a week. And i got a call from us first grade teacher in first grade. Well he dropped his pants and feed outside on the place. If i got that i would laugh so hard. You gotta be a little proud. that's great. Was that a proud dad. Moment for you definitely man. Thank you away from everybody. Guess what it's september. Can you believe that meghan. It's your favorite out of the year. Fall is here well not really fall. But september kind of lends itself a little bit more to fall doesn't it. I can be myself getting more pleasant every single minute. What do you what forward to the most honest out of really nerdy. But i love waking up on a saturday morning. Making a cup of coffee on a chris follow grabbing a blanket and sitting outside and reading. A buck actually does sound good. I know what saturday mornings for me. When it's sun is shining temperatures a little bit cool like in the fifties wearing a sweatshirt and watching college. Football is like the greatest day usually serve coffee and a buck. And then i hit some football somewhere in there. I love soup. Soup is like my favorite food and like super fall food like this is my time too soon dark beers or back and this morning when i woke up the first thing i did go online and start looking at the fall foliage math. There's these predictor maps where you can see when the leaves are going to change colors. What we nerdy photographers. Look at this stuff because we were saying early or late so for our listening area south michigan and north ohio. It's going to be the week of october seventeenth and it's gonna be a little different this year because of all the rain we had in july august so so mid october's when we're going to see all the changes start in everywhere in the detroit metro area grand rapids and toledo up north about two weeks early. September twenty seven. It's going to be for traverse city. Up is going to be the first half of september. Yeah i tell you my two favorite words. Yeah no humidity letter for the next week week. And a half looks amazing sunshine and temps in the mid to high seventy look at mid seventy megan's getting a lady boehner over hoodies. Yes and putting on more close so that we don't have to look at all the way that we've gained dying news. I don't care make fun of me. All you want cracks code back l. I'm with you there. I don't care how about same payroll since i moved here saying well. Here's smell delicious hair. I'm gonna tell you guys last night actually felt kinda cool to me. I was out with charleston. Kinda like hanging out outside sitting out on the deck. And i have to tell you guys i was actually going. This is a little cooler wild. And then you go inside your house. And i've had my air conditioning. So low that. I could not believe that the temperature inside with so-called. Did you guys know. I had this guy from. Dt come out to my house yesterday. Guess shoutout to To anthony nash. Guys awesome by the way. This guy should give this guy arrays. That's how good this guy is. He came to my house to go round and show me spots in my house where my house wasn't energy efficient and this is free by the way you can do this with. Dt you call them up. They'll bring out to you power strips that are energy efficient power strips to put your tv into so you connect your tv and whenever you turn your tv on everything that comes with your tv powers on with it. Did you know that your kids playstation game just being plugged into the wall is using probably about fifty to sixty dollars worth energy. A year from your cellphone. Cellphone phone charger plugged dench. Yeah your cell phone charger without even putting a phone on. It is using about fifty dollars worth of of energy. But here's but here's the thing that i thought was the most interesting. He went around the house and showed a spots like caucus window. Do things that we're little things and they change light bulbs so you don't have led lights. We didn't have him. He changed over to led lights for free. They didn't pay for anything. So let me the real quick. I'm not doing this as a plug for these guys. But i'm telling you. I'm i'm now love this kind of like megan. You know love. Pumpkin spice latte days. Guess what the temperature supposed to be in your house as far as your conditioner is concerned. What what they what they say your temperature should be. Dt for eighth. This is the this is like the federal government. Or whatever telling you about this. Sixty seven seizing. That's what my house is the average temperature during summertime in your house. Your thermostat should be set at seventy degrees seventy eight. They say that you should say your temperature your thermostat ten degrees less than what it is outside so you still gonna make fun of me for walking around naked. Seventy eight degrees. You'd better be walking around naked. Well it's interesting. He said. I need to call in.
The Dr. Susan Block Show
"lady boehner" Discussed on The Dr. Susan Block Show
"Well we can't and it's becoming more and more obvious with each new year that we're doing a pretty lousy globally devastating job of pretending that we can as for the woke left at least there earn a lot of dominion s. We do find many. Who feel the talking. About how close we humans are degrade apes is invariably racist or at least racially insensitive. It is true that history has been packed with racists who compare certain so-called races with apes or monkeys in order to make some stupid vicious wrongheaded dehumanizing and all too often deadly point nevertheless for what it's worth in these anti science times. The scientific consensus is that there's just one race the human one and we're not just close to great apes we humans are great apes. It's twenty twenty one time to grow up act. Our age acknowledge our great ape heritage and go but no pos. Yeah we could go ape we. Humans are equally close to common chimps and almost as close to guerrillas ramadan's all five members of the great ape family. Indeed we can learn a lot from all non human animals. But personally i've got a lady boehner for bonobos. Maybe it's because i'm a peace activist or a feminist or a sex therapist or a sex maniac now in their native habitat of the congolese rainforest the world's lung also suffering from ominous kovic like symptoms and in captivity bonobo communities empower the females tending to put the older ones in charge mills rule bonobo ville and rape and harassment are rare to could learn a thing or two from bonobos and you might think that with females in charge the males would suffer or get pissed off. But you'd be wrong but noble males are pretty happy to have the ladies run the show in general. They are less anxious unless they're being bombed of course more youthful and easy going than they're stressed out common chip counterparts. This is partly because they get laid a lot by eager. Confident older and younger females as well as by other. But nobody our pan sexual everybody's by and bonobo ville and sex love and physical touch are the lubricants of life. indeed. Bonobos are the touchiest apes on earth. They are constantly in touch breathing in each other's intimate feelings pleasurable fields calming hormones enticing fair moans and yes deadly germs and viruses so yes it does feel.
Does This Happen to You
A Love Letter to Short Men
"DOT COM and at her website Carlin Betcha. Dot Com and here is a love letter to short men. Your height is not an issue unless you make it one. It's one of the most common openers I see on dating apps a man's height. It's usually the first thing men list and sometimes height is the only thing listed. Yep just height nothing else as if those two numbers measured in feet and inches contain multitudes. I understand why it happens. We are a society obsessed with looks we treat beauty and both genders as a currency attractive people make more money are viewed as more agreeable and somehow more valuable. This is part of the halo effect, a psychology term where we assign one single trait beauty to other characteristics kindness. Personally I have never seen a woman who cares about height in fact, I find short men hot, not all of them but many. Let. Me Tell you a not hot short man's story. I recently wanted to date with a five foot five inch guy within fifteen minutes of our meeting. He ass is my height a problem. It was not until he mentioned it. I had not even looked at the height he listed on his profile. I then spent the next twenty minutes assuaging his fragile ego and explaining why many women like short men it was exhausting at one point I think he read the weariness in my slumped shoulders and tried to self correct. I'm only asking because you're right about love and sex. Sure if you went on a date with a dermatologist, would you ask her to examine the fungus between your toes? I didn't say that, but I wanted to my sarcasm is a feral beast. Then, there are the many many short guys who lie about their height. You know who you are. I once went on a date with a guy claiming to be five foot eight inches. He was five foot four inches. That's a four inch lie. If we're keeping track I wore three inch heels for that date that put me at five feet eight inches. Greeted him with a hug. This was pre pandemic days his head landed on my chest. Awkward. For most women height is not a deal breaker but lying is So. Here it is short men the painful truth your height is not the Lady Boehner killer. You think it is it your lack of confidence that makes women's ovaries shrivel up and never want to go on another date again, I have dated a lot of sexy short men and they all had one thing in common nothing to prove when Tom Cruise five foot seven inches was sexiest man alive multiple times. Did anyone add a footnote sexy for a short Guy Hell? No. When Bruno Mars five, foot five inches shakes what his momma gave him are women getting out there measuring. Sticks Adriano. then. There's Napoleon. Napoleon. Never had complex about his height nor was he even really that short you can feel his confidence oozing out of the impatient love letters. He wrote to Josephine one read a kiss on your heart and one much lower down much lower. Nowhere in that letter, will you find a postscript saying unless my height makes you not in the mood? Yet Napoleon somehow got his name attached to the height inferiority complex known as the Napoleon. Complex. The Napoleon Complex states that short men tend to be more aggressive lie more and try to compensate for their short stature by being exceptionally cruel. But researchers found the opposite to be true. One study from Nyu phone short men are thirty two percent less likely to divorce than tolman. The study also found women married to short men reported greater happiness and short men did more housework than tolman. Yes. There is a correlation between happiness and a freshly floor. Clearly short men are doing something, right? I pulled over twenty of my most dateable girlfriends for this article I asked the same question. Are you attracted to short men most had similar answer? It depends on the guy that's a nice way of saying that is not the package. It's the meat inside. So