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"kyle cossio" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

05:35 min | Last month

"kyle cossio" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"Girl dot com slash dad and see all this parts right there over an and speaking of vip have access to everything over the course of a year molly masqueraded as his ex wife catherine an order to catfish his own father married former priests living in rural pennsylvania. What a sentence yeah. That's the most perfect sentence about the data emails when we try to sum that up mouthful. This guy did it. This is keith. Got the idea when father molly betrayed him by rating to cap on his back. Two years after keeps divorce quote high. I hope that all is well with you. Don't mean to be exceedingly nosy. But what happened between you and keith your former father-in-law next thing you now i ask my ex wife for permission to act like i'm her. She says just fucking life already. I take that as a yes. That's how the fund began keith. Uses his newly his new found identity to catch that father mella naively plays long revealing a slew of disturbing revelations to dumbfounded son including that he attended a state college had a secret six-year crisis of faith and considered leaving keats. Mother for a millionaire he met on a cruise ship. Got about so much now makes check out the article. I'm just skipping around quote your extremely pretty. He says in one email. He suggests that she break up with his girlfriend. Kyle cossio that. I do keep because of cost. Who has children from a previous marriage and it's there for not a done deal so as he's hitting on my axe and it gets very sexual. He knows that somebody's certain joined one of these. You know just add water fucking relationships. He knows better than that They they they mentioned all the different people on those shows Points out that might might cost garelli said the advocates for slipping the words clinton cock into an email which i did and i just looked that email ready. Can this cat now. It's out of context but this cat rating this is me. But it's cat rating to my dad. Congrats on fifty. One years. she's congratulating him for being married for fifty years as as he's discussing things. Can i ask. In general in life is the email your greatest accomplishments. Our biggest regrets. This is the only way. I can learn about my bed. I appreciate your openness a lot. I think i'm asking if there's a big secret. You never told anyone the other. Clint i was thinking about this and i was thinking what i was ashamed of. It was thinking. I'd find solace and a woman i was cock thinking it could be that simple of course can can i ask if some ever through for lou thank you and that's the email and of course it goes on because there's actually five parts. This article is only about part one. I know leading counter. Caulk were was in part one insane and then takes over this article. Mentions this road in the mail. Father mad. I had to look up what he called me and it turns out it was a good thing father. Molly i have a confession ever since we've been talking. I've started to attend sunday mass. I wanted to connect with the spirituality that you bring up well. I fell in love. Not only reconnected. Love with god but with a man this time with an even older man a man of god man who has been good to me a man who has been emailing kind thoughts and loving help in my time of need a man who is thought taken. I am overwhelmed by emotion and lost and not sure what to do with my feelings. Embarrassingly yours cat kaunda. My goodness i forgot that i just started spewing out shit on the show and you started typing hit send a payroll ash brand the fourteenth and final guests of part. One is so shaken by this that she refuses to play along saying quote. You guys are fucked up. Your dad is obviously troubled. Then you guys are fucking with them. But molly shrugs ash brand off. Saying i'm good with that he laughs. Undeterred ashen brand tries to get them to consider leaving the older man alone and to pursue therapy or self instead in the midst of her. Please this is true. This is unreal time at the time in the midst of our please. another email comes in at first. That sounds like father. Molly is finally ready to enter secret exchange with his son's ex wife and let her down easy then comes his final words quote. You make an old man's libido jingle can i tell you i. I'm not only was there when that happened. I just read that article and it shocked me and then as you were reading it. I'm like oh yeah. Oh yeah oh yeah and i remember that show. I believe it was on a friday. Because this vaulter article. I'm excited. i'm here everybody. Here's what here's a little thing you get for the weekend. This is fun. I get you get it. We all get it. yeah. I remember that. Besides being easily the most upsetting comedy podcast cliffhanger of all time that sentences akina reminder of how far khalili and molly will be willing to go to push one another ford to the big laugh so so a fitting into a groundbreaking lee grotesque episode stuffed with fourteen on point comedians and to host at the peak of the riffing powers. Nice even after fifteen plus years of braga thirty most importantly though the ending raises a key question is keith. Willing to sex. His own dad for comedy. Alas only part to holds the to that..

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"kyle cossio" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

03:11 min | 3 months ago

"kyle cossio" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"Welcome the keith. And the girl. I'm keith malley. i'm hander come. That's this weekend. Visiting my mom assisted living little nerve wracking iii nervous. Do you think sort of morbid thoughts as you get closer or are you just kind of keeping it in the now keeping it in the now. I know it's going to be the saddest thing. I know. What the mentioned. She's she's going to be the worst. I've seen her in my life. I know that other than that. I don't know what to do. You know that's it. I'll be with all my siblings. Kyle's going to be there as well. I'm gonna have better health on speed. Dial excellent this is what's happening. i'll i'll try. I don't if my dad's gonna show up to any of the times we visit assisted living. Oh my god trigger trigger also support support support. So you're like you have one of those. What do you call those captain america. Shield air. so it's coming at you. You got you better help coming at you. You got your kyle cossio. Yeah i picked her my dad saying in front of siblings because he thinks because a social norms i have to engage with him even though he flirted with my ex wife so i really just throw that in the the look on their face and i but i pick from san sunday of a second to talk and me just say nothing's or or we could talk about my ex in trouble the siblings we can do that but we can all of a sudden neck like things are fine because moms in a bad way. Okay i love this because yes you are living in the now when it comes to your mother. Your here's where we are but with your father your fantasizing. You're getting ready. You have answers you in in the shower must be like putting together all of this stuff. Are you going to be disappointed if you don't see him or if you do see him and he doesn't even try to talk to you. I is that a disappointment with act. The second one can happen. If he saw me he'll he'll be either. You know talking with his eyes. He won't be able to help themselves filled with his there. Then it's your turn you should. You should run bets and talking with with your is only counts if at least two of your siblings cosign that those were legit word right now. I've i've i've made so many plans. I think i'd take six hours a day just to talk to myself about what's going happen. I have another thought. They run into the bathroom. And i'm not joking about better help you guys know about this. Twenty twenty one. Mental health is finally thing that you can talk about how many people are struggling right now with the pandemic and you know life. What therapy helps. And it's time to stop being ashamed of being a human damn being better. Help is customized online therapy. They offer video phone and even live chat. Sessions can as a huge fan as well. I this it's so helpful. I don't know how you're not a fan. I really think i've said this before you might think everything's fine but you reacting funny you're not recognizing the movements that you're making or the decisions that you're making are not panning out or just agitation or nothing is wrong which let's get real psychotic more affordable than In person therapy again..

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"kyle cossio" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

01:45 min | 2 years ago

"kyle cossio" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"Anyway, it's like very hip movement. And so like at my mitzvah. There was a belly dancer. My father gave me singles, I put I put it in her bribe put it in her like that's. And I'm dancing with our like in front of everybody. So in this restaurant is there like dollar bills, putting bras don't think I don't know. It doesn't sound closely. Champagne room. And then you can put dollars anywhere. That we're gonna be fine. Happy anniversary. That's what I'm getting a whole year with this fucker. Hey, chances, are you won't have to go through this again? So it'll be a one year thing. So you like their one year anniversary is a day before I kick Tennessee out. Yeah. Dot opens a window something about a door, right? Yeah. It's always, it's always. It's always my door closing and keeps window opening but is cool. Yeah, yeah, totally bad news. She was like, oh, I think I have a tumor I'm like, something's coming my way. Christian finnegan. He's on Twitter, you know that you can go to Christ Finnegan. The website if you on Christian Finnegan dot com, when you find out about his new album called the sixty percent joking pre-sales available, the twenty seventh of this twenty-fourth twenty four th of this month. The of them comes out, June seventh June seventh indeed always contested. That is kind of you to say. Well, you're funding layer a very nice of you to say, I'm not sure that to mean sometimes, but, well, you get to function Kyle Cossio. You can follow on Twitter, but. Oh my threw me. That's bad. Right. Twitter is Kyle the Instagram is. Oh, cossio. What's the worst thing about key?

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"kyle cossio" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

01:51 min | 2 years ago

"kyle cossio" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"Now is Andrew mental health with Andrew Allen. And Emily Lou. But my mom had dementia. Planner hand exa mine died but come as a kid who has problems best ranger. Who would? I said, I don't know who best rant. Andrea Allan is winning so far. Well, she was on there. This is talking about Louis CK comics, not knowing what to say. These comics that are nervous. Can I say today's climate and how about what what can the women say? Like, they didn't know what to do either stone act like they did the right thing or the wrong thing. A lot of ties for best fights so far for first place, and is Gretchen is up there. Can you imagine? Jesse Joyce not watching his own show is up there and toothbrush for co charged. Debate is up there. I'm gonna vote for that woman leaving things at my house and telling me, maybe I gotta move you. Most ridiculous moment right now winning is with Kevin Cato, Keith defense, steak microwave. A long longtime ago, and I wanted to treat myself. I like I like that you said that in front of today's guests throat, you should be really more. Shamed of yourself than ever Bris relationship catastrophe. While you're winning. Well, the top two right now is kinda announces her divorce and then this final couples therapy appointment shared so to me it was when you announcer, divorced. That's the big shocker, right? Me yelling while riding my bike across the bridge might seem shocking to people most goofiest moment, so far I'm winning with Judy gold. Keep disciplining children. Keep talking about children is the most goofiest moment. Most shocking moments. So far has Kyle Cossio. Knight tear keeps parents house when she cursed out your parents and her sleep tended greatest bike.

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"kyle cossio" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

04:24 min | 2 years ago

"kyle cossio" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"I lived in a childhood where the worst thing did happen. So now, it takes a lot of energy and workings exhausting to try to let go of these things. They are what keeps me balanced and keep me feeling saying, so it may seem crazy to you people. But like you don't understand where I come from. So there's no compassion. But that's just how people are in general. You've. You're feeling with them by people. You know? I mean, what's affecting you so much right now with the one Surkov from thinking of it's just like. Some augury of people to help themselves. You know, what it is? I think that people try to turn like there's such a. They're such a caricature of people that are like self care people. And I think it's very easy to mock those people because people don't want to look inside themselves and think about how they could be improving themselves. So they it's easier to tell yourself that anybody who does try to address a problem and talk about it. So openly is self indulgent or dramatic or making a big deal of something. But she's trying to get her shit. Right. There's something wrong with that. While it's also like I hear that voice. All the time. You don't know how hard I want myself. So for you to echo back. Yeah. This I think if feels like it might because it's in your head, you already think that, you know, you don't even know who this person is sure he said it Keith is saying like how keep the saying put this guy probably set it off the cuff, like what does she have all the problems or, but all of a sudden that echoes, and it's like you actually feel that way. Of course. Yeah. I don't have a great self worth. You know what I mean? And that a lot of people don't, but it's very hard to admit that so visit fill better to hear. Yes. You do a pros. No. I mean, it's none of feels good. I don't wanna be here. But I am here though, when you re here this now, Andrew does it make you sad or you local? Or what why was it such a big deal? Yes. Don't makes me sad. Yeah. I don't know. It's like, I'm still going to group therapy in therapy. And it's it's definitely like it does make me. How like the beginning of this process to where I am now. I feel so much relief in clarity about things that hearing this makes me like, yeah, you're right and ignore those people, but it's still like a daily battle to like not feel guilty for taking care of yourself. But you know, what's funny is were so repressed as just people, and we're so talking about this stuff is so taboo that when someone talks about it a little bit. It sounds like we're all these emotions coming from. It's like all of you have all of these emotions, and they're either have surfaced or you're pushing them down or you went through the emotion. But if you are pushing down anything, you're probably hitting a wall, you're probably fighting with your waiter. You're probably yelling and traffic all of that is little mommy and daddy issues that have been planted your whole life, and you're just going like, I'm fine. And then you're acting like a fucking piece of shit. And then when you hear someone actually going through something and. And sharing that with you. You feel so uncomfortable that you're lashing out. So good luck with your feelings. Maybe feel a little odd. Like, I'm only swoops into was lively. My wife is gonna talk for me right now. Not in a position. I was very I was blindsided by that. And I wasn't expecting to get so emotional, which I don't enjoy getting emotional on the show. So I love it. Enjoy people. Well, speaking of mommy and daddy issues up next in this category of most touching moment from episode twenty nine thirty six Keats newfield say with Kyle Cossio the category or the topic is he discovers his mom has dementia. So apparently, I'm looking up after the fact, and I realize a sign of the Menchaca is a constant loss of in additions. You love to talk to strangers. My mom would not stop talking to strangers specific we saw pattern. It was all minorities with dreadlocks..

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"kyle cossio" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

04:37 min | 2 years ago

"kyle cossio" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"Keith the same on air as he is off. Nope. What do you like off air not like this? He's like mushir, right? Much nicer genuine, sensitive sweet. Not an asshole you dick on the show. Yes. Because he pushes it. I don't he definitely doesn't get as loud as this in public. He definitely is not as confrontational. I think he's funny. I mean, this is a great. I think it's his personality. He's genuine all the listeners. He's genuine this. But it's amped up by ten and if he was like this one on one I wouldn't be with him. So the thing like, I'm like this in real life. So people have to be okay with it. But no, you are like this. Like, you said you are like it's. Yeah. But but it's a amplified a bit. Yeah. And people are surprised when they walk in here. How quiet he is for the microphone comes on? Or how like pleasant here's. It's a weird thing to say pleasant because you still pleasant I enjoy but you're not as innovation. Not as confrontational. Right. You won't call it out. You'll say trick. But that's it. Everyone's tricking you. But then you'll just close the door. You know? Yeah. Yeah. I think that's a fair assessment. Wouldn't you believe Yeah. it? That'd be impossible to know. This was real. I used to forgot what I was gonna say. But. Totally. That's funny. Cow. You can follow on Twitter and Instagram is wasn't aced in joy fighting with him on air because he's not confrontational offaire. So he'll just drop. It be like he doesn't wanna fight. And I wanna fight because I wanted I want to get continue the conversation. He'll just be like, well, if that's you know, I'll just shrug my shoulders and move on. And I would enjoy fighting because he for content. He has to keep going. Okay. Meanwhile, rely from like, I son my point, right? Yeah. Like, my partner will say their point. And then they look at me like I'm supposed to have another point. Yeah. As per earlier. Right. And he stops talking talked about that. I said sometimes you always say as per earlier, but if new. New information comes in then your mind should open up and taking that information, and perhaps your point of view will change as per earlier. I put a star in here. Check the index. Go to the card, Ken. The library in summer. Oh. Had shitty. Kyle, of course, has a very very busy life. And so, you know, she's had a may. Honestly, don't know. How you do it? Right. She's had on Adderall. A breakdown or two, and I think she's bagan for me to have some kind of breakdown. And I think I'm going to do that for your birthday all feed. Almost had a breakdown on your birthday when you went on my birthday when you were those shorts with your after you now. Talk and break breakdown to me speaking of which is the nicer you're wearing Keith. Thank you all about style. Right. New year. New me. I think God. I started dressing him. I had to I can't like this this leafless stuff. Okay. Sometimes not all the time. About funerals. She says sounds like you're saying what you mean that. Like, I was saying she's on Twitter and Instagram, but don't worry about that. She's mine. Business. Don't have any traffic as you. Can you can get my credits and my Instagram? You can look at it cost. Ceo Cal, oh, c a s I okay. Okay. Y L E. I say hit on her right there. I see what's now. It's just different on Instagram than the our office. Just think you should get a heart. Okay. Kyle Cossio dot com. The website and the album's tell mom your name again. Please company comedy Thomas title comedy as the port of endeavors. Is fantastic. I think you're hilarious baby. I love you very much. Thank you. And you're all right. I know I might the greatest thing in your own my dear. All right. I'll take it. All right, fine. Yes. The greatest fucking king. Okay. We can close the show. Thank you very much have a great weekend. John.

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"kyle cossio" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

03:42 min | 2 years ago

"kyle cossio" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"Kyle Cossio better credits than that. That's a good credit credit. You're pretty good at it. I don't mind saying, you know, sometime ago, we mentioned. Kylie's in bed. What are these fun facts where you're like, I don't know how anybody prove this. But it said that if you're sixteen or older you've already met the love of your life and people wrote me upset as if I made that up like they have to prove something like I did not find this person yet. How dare you? They were angry at me. But you know, I found out, and I think I mentioned this before but it shot kinda today. So I'm going to repeat it. Kyle's grandparents lived in Somerset, Pennsylvania, the same hick town that I'm from I may have met her when I was a kid, in fact in the great American novel. I tell the story about being at a McDonald's playground and out of nowhere this girl. Just grabs my junk. Now as me, it could have been her probably what we'll how old were you ten. All right. I would have been a frisky nine year old. That's possible. These blew my mind cause when you say, Somerset Pennsylvania knows where that is. It's nowhere. The only if if someone goes, oh, I know where that is. He's a truck driver right because it's a big truckstop. But other than that if you said, Somerset, Pennsylvania, you're in Somerset, Pennsylvania, also not to brag. But my grandfather built Barnes like the most famous Barnes for boys and doll houses for girls that was like a big thing back then. So that's all I knew Somerset was he would make these barns. And well houses, what can I say other than I don't wanna say to that? What do you say to your grandpa? It was it was a boring town. And I just I never knew I never heard of it ever again ever since my grandparents died in the mid nineties. I never went back never heard anything until I found out. He was from there. And I was like, oh, I know this. No, this is not a way to come about this. This is crazy. Okay. Five people in keeps town. I remember going to this town with him town. We calling it a town. Sure. A street something playing field somewhere. I don't know some corn. I'm sure there will there was a kingdom hall because my grandparents lucky for me, we're Jehovah's Witnesses. And that was fun. Like, don't celebrate your birthday don't have fun. No halloween. Candy for you bitch. That's what it was. Like oh. So the joke is how do you get worse than Somerset, Pennsylvania Jehovah's Jehovah's summers? Cool. You couldn't even go to the roller skating rink. I didn't do anything fun but go in the garden, but Neva. Petty. But the thing is I was only there for like six weeks that you at a lifetime there. Nobody used the thing you were there for six weeks out of every summer for ten years now, Keith if you would have been let out of the house would have bumped into each other down the road. Like, I said I've been at church, and I didn't I wasn't allowed to go to church. So but everyone after whatever they do on Sunday goes to eat in park. That's true. So we would have met up those kids would be my. But I walked in this town with Keith before. And he this this is why I think you guys definitely met because I walked in this town throughout through this town. And he goes, it will everything we pass that belongs to Mr. and MRs so, and so they live down this block. And then like the next door. Oh, I remember when so and so bought this thing and then like they moved out of town. So so picked up on three families on everything the blind farmer. Ted thudding he and he had hit two headed calf. It was some weird. He was also Jehovah's Witness, and he had a girlfriend. She was also blind. They were living together. But it was okay. Because I don't think they were having sex. I don't they couldn't find. I don't know. I don't know..

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"kyle cossio" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

03:46 min | 3 years ago

"kyle cossio" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"I gave everybody cards like, hey, was nice rehearsing with you. Let's have a great show, and I gave him like a whole bunch of cinnamon little things like everything cinnamon from the Bodega little thing at the closing. We were already dating. And so he mentioned this pipe that he. And his friends. It was like the first pipe describe it. And I had it made. And I put it in with a whole bunch of cinema and stuff again, he took a picture of that they had a name for the pipe. It was called Lani moo took a picture of the pipe scentists, childhood friend, and she was funded all my God. Where did you find Lani moo? And it was like this thing that together replicated. Yeah. This thing that they didn't have in a while. They'll come to good. I'm like, how did you know? I wanted this thing. And she's like, listen, I'm. I gotta do that thing. Listen, this is right. That time here where it's like how the fuck have. I let more than eleven months ago, right? Without having any idea what my wife wants like how I spend my entire. She's like the person that I speak to the most by factor of twenty. And now it's already almost December. I have no fucking clue break. Did you not like anything all year because I have nothing clicking? They seems really corny. But people will absolutely say what they like all year round. And it's there's no shame in writing down. I feel like people think that that's cheating or that's kinda Mandic. This is the I will say that women will do that. Let express. Yeah. Right. I mean, that's a cliche. But I think cliches don't fall out of the sky their base on something because I'm sure I'm sure that my wife does that. I'm sure that you probably do that or whatever I don't think I've ever done that. I don't think it's ever occurred to me to sort of mention, right? I'm too busy taking medicine. There's not time. To mention. A man I think I think men will mention it without realizing it you'll more. They don't realize it. But I'm saying guys might mention experiences and like things that. Yeah. What's funny? Is you guys think negative spaces not space? So you'll be like this is what I don't want. We can sign a guy want. I'm more where it's like I wanna buy something for myself. And now, I don't feel like I can. Because in case you got this for me for Christmas. Like anytime about shopping all season. Oh my God. I really put an totally use that. But I can't fuck and by it because it's December eighth. Might already be a Christmas present purchase a now. And that never happens. Well, me, and my girlfriend would just past the store the other day, she stops to look at some dress in the window. All that's nice. I'm like, okay. Then she keeps walking. Then goes, I don't like it action. Like, okay. Follow it up because a man who referred Keith. This is a big holiday for the two of you just just me and her I haven't met the kids. They're not getting presence. I didn't get Europe. Joy, you know, that you had a girlfriend. Yeah. No. She has kids guys need to talk. How many kids honestly, I'm not sure. Trying to figure it out from her standing three kids teenagers. Do I know them? Do. I not them to do. I know her children Kyle Cossio. I don't know. No that. Doing it sweet do on those Brooklyn. And she got her love right in my dick right now. You can go for the eleven second for Christmas. Nice. Excellent. Two weeks the love. Man who referred to himself as Santa Claus visited WalMart store and therby Vermont last week and paid for several customers layaway items, including the items for people who weren't at the store at the time..

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