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"kirkman" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

01:36 min | 3 months ago

"kirkman" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"Okay. It's a very sticky posted note. I got it open. What franchise the Disney by Nineteen ninety-five to build a ride themed around it. The ride eventually closed for being too scary. What was the franchise? Nineteen ninety-five. I? Have Forgotten to include this the question. The ride was eventually built in one, thousand, nine, hundred, five. I kinda ordered wrong. So, which franchise the Disney by and build a ride for nine, hundred, ninety five. That was eventually shut down for being too scary. Sorry No, you said it right the first time. May I ask a question or is. On his second. Album allowing questions. Jen Kirkman is a question. It. He says it depends on the question do. I guess I. Think this probably is not. Going to be allowed, but when you said you franchise. You mean like. I forget it. My question would be the answer i. said. I thought I knew. It wasn't a film franchise or a book franchise site, but I think that's. That's that's going to give away to. Franchise was it was. A soda or do mean. Interesting which Franch?.

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"kirkman" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

02:22 min | 3 months ago

"kirkman" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"Madison Order Plank. Really. Yes stop playing about half. Zoom thing I. Think Zoom I was playing on. My. Made this joke yet. In the world. Whose Zoom in who come on, it's right for the. Yes. They have I made it March thirteenth. Okay, well I didn't know why made it June eighth publicly for the first time privately. You Know How long I've been saying that. You haven't seen anybody so I. Don't know buoyed only my plant. You too ma'am. Joy Jen Kirkman I. let me say everybody I think park is your topic and let me bring young Oliver. He'll read the question to us. Jen of you've ever met my son. When, he was very much a baby. That's an excellent trump would say. Very much smaller, I tested very positive negative in a very positive. Oliver Fan. Albert Fan, the been listening I. Don't know you see this on the air, but I want everyone to know. How how great we are that you have been listening to podcasts in quarantine. Him. Yeah I liked his Russia explanation about Pepsi. Cool Kid, he's dead. Let me call them in here. Let me Let Me Mute. Yelling. Quickly father needs you. Why why would you? Why would you meet that? Right here we go all of our equipment off other. Literally muting one of your jokes yeah I don't know why I did that? I thought the are ready to read this. All Right? Come on, stick your head in their civil to Jen Kirkman. Pan. Out here, listen to that and then say that again I'm a big fan of your trivia segment Oliver. Thank you so much. Very Walk! Jen Kirkman is a terrific comedian. I say because I want to point out. She's a lady who does comedy. You have to specific like when Joan rivers. Here's a funny lady. Airs Tony feels a funny lady. You couldn't just say here's the next. WHO's funny? You had a pointed out. That's what I do with Jen a funny lady. Are GonNa read the question. All Right? How about you read the question out the answers I was giving you the piece of paper getting here. Oh!.

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"kirkman" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

03:44 min | 3 months ago

"kirkman" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"His sense of. Of. Humor is those guys and he would come home and they need you. Yeah, like you're you're saying. I am so Tampa. It's fucking ridiculous like my sense of humor has you can see hints like Ole? Cuban man, and then this white trash I want to have a cigarette boat with a feathered hair and a girl with no top on drinking. fucking bud light like there's the worst parts of me and my act are Tampa. And so It's interesting I. Just really quick. You had mentioned about high school and college I feel like an impostor. Because I fucking loved high school love debt, the only thing I didn't love about it was that I was an emotional teenager who probably had like actual depression, but I i. had you know there was like the jock people but like? I didn't they, didn't I mean they were like harassing my gay friends? There was stuff like that going on, but. I'm popular. Your nerd. It was like. I don't care like I wasn't inert. I was in like punk artsy crew, so I had like a ton of friends and I was in like Theater Club after school and I was in a band, took ballet and piano lessons. I was living this like art life. Make. My parents made me three meals a dad. No worries I worked at Baskin Robbins reports smoke cigarettes inside. You could smoke. It's stupid thing. It was the best life I've ever lived in. I it was the best college was more of the same, so I never so when people like Oh. Did you become a comedian? Because people made fun of you, and that is your only defense I'm like. No accident noticed. I loved my life and I. A lot of friends and we were really creative, and you know what I'm. Just GonNa leave. I guess I shouldn't be. Well. I'll tell you what John you look and sound so happy and your bangs look amazing hey can I tell everyone on the secret? Yeah, please. Rang Light. Oh Maybe I. Maybe I just have a straight up in my thing. Thing. Yeah, they're so good, well, I I don't know if you know this, but I just you. Make me so happy. You're so funny. You're such a kind, gentle, cool purse, and with so many personalities and interests, and I love the we raise your family and I. Just love who you are and I. Just I'm such a fan of like who you are, and when this pandemic is over, please take me out drinking. Don a hundred percent I just love I. Just Live for you and I remember the last time I ran into. You were both at Burbank airport and you've got off of flight and you're like. I did yoga for thirty days and you were so skinny and you're like. You were kind of like a mental as you had A. Drink drinking thirty days I actually data debating on whether or not to have a cold beer today at sunset and just celebrate life. That's undo it for me. Because I can do another thing at sunset, so do it for me. I will. Anyway I'm you sound the happiest? I've ever heard him so excited for you I. Just ministry parking, lot and a house. By the way. We share a lot of the things that are making us happy. Those little small things that I think people. Or I think it's a great way to find small little victories. Well. That's why you must love your penis so much. It's the small things Burt Bang. Yay thanks Jen I love you, take care. Stay safe season fact..

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"kirkman" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

Bertcast's Podcast

08:20 min | 3 months ago

"kirkman" Discussed on Bertcast's Podcast

"Save money save the planet to open your aspirations spend and save a cash management account text, Bert, two, six, four, zero, zero zero now for your future open your aspirations spending save account by texting Bert two six four zero zero zero that is Bert, two six, four, zero, zero zero. For terms and. Conditions go aspiration dot com slash terms. You think you'd ever get married again. I would love to if it if it you know, it hasn't been I feel like some people think it's the decision I made. Instead of a lack of options have happened. You know what I mean. I was in a really serious relationship after my marriage ten years ago, and it just didn't work out and so I've been single for awhile and and I just had like therapy breakthrough where. I feel like my age. You can't say open and willing, or you sound like a loser, because what if it doesn't work out and you don't meet anyone. Everyone's like Oh my God. She was open and willing, and it didn't work out, but you can't be the person that's defensive like not for me. No. But it's like I'm not willing to online date but I know that if there's someone for me. That be so powerful that the fact that I won't online is going to stop them from coming into my life and I really believe that on a spiritual level, so I'm like. I don't need to get getting. Divorced was so scary, so like I don't need a all that. Legal Scharnagl, but it. What marriage represents an opposing a post living with someone, but I really like the one thing. I'm happy about his I. Don't have to share space. With someone in this way in pandemic like I don't that's that does not great for me, I get a little I. Need my space, but yeah it totally get married again and that's why I don't want to. Buy a house in a remote area of the world and sit there by myself. Unless there's one other person that's like Oh my God i. did the same thing and then it's like a hallmark movie and we meet, but. But yeah like. So! Yeah, you know it's it's. I think I don't know. It's funny because I know where pan-demic and nobody can date but I have this really good feeling. I have a feeling that that it it's like. I know I sound like a psycho like self help person, but I've never been able to say this out. Loud to people without feeling stupid and I'm starting to is a really know that the next love is is already here. Just we got ran into each other like I really feel it and that makes me feel happy. Few Nice Awesome! That is that is. That is a great. That is great to hear like yeah and I. Casually like recently but I. You know it's not like like sitting there like in some fantasy world like. You know people want to hang out, but it's. I just always kind of. To me. It's such a special thing that it I don't know how I'm I'm not a data. I'm not someone that's like my God gotTa find. Someone could find someone, but I'm so open and willing and think it's just so beautiful that connect with people that level and I think I'm just moving into the next phase of my life. Where Dude set don't mind women that are their age I'm there you know? I Love I. Love that there's a guy I remember one of my good friends. One of my best friends all through college. Lives in Atlanta and I, there was an he was single and he was like. And I was friends with as little older than me. I was friends with thirty five, and I was like dude. Let me say this amazing Zach. How old I said thirty five years old. Oh Dude. It's never going to happen for you if thirty two Oh for you. Yeah I was like. I was like Oh. That's you're missing out on. What makes women awesome like when they get when? I, you don't want to be so much more calm. We're not picking on you because we have. Our lives figured out. We don't need to focus on what you're doing wrong. Like. We're so much more chill as we get older I. Mean I know you're maybe you know. Maybe want kids or something but. I think. I think. You might have said at one time or maybe I said it to you or maybe we send it on a podcast. was regardless. It was the idea of the decision not to have kids is. People need to understand. Our is equally as powerful as a decision to have. Children is identically. Is, it is a strong choice. Not everyone should have children. It is something you should really want or yearn to do. You shouldn't just be like well. Maybe we'll have kids now. It should be something you should decide on i. want to say you said earning. You've said a bunch of things that I've kind of always shelved away. I'm telling you my favorite one of my favorite shows all the time. You're joke about going to therapy. And you. Your friends saying it sounds like you pay your therapists to win. You're like well. I'M NOT GOING HIM TO LOSE I've fucking! It's one of my favorites love. Did I still have the same therapist grill. Yeah, we did a zoom zoom sessions now and then like you know our. Our was up and we started chatting. She's like well at this point. We're obviously just having zoom hang out. That's probably not appropriate. We just know each other so well, but it's it's. It's. It's still helping. It's still you know it's. Proof therapy, but I was lying, so stop. liden therapy. Come around again to this therapist and been like. Hey, remember all those years. I was lying like. It's GONNA powerful but I i. it's it's kind of neat it's it's definitely good to how if people can you know I just am so such a fan of it for people that are think you have to be like completely mental to go to therapy. It's like. It's just helping. You know dumb things like what I just said you, but willing to be in a relationship like I was so ashamed to say that. For so long most recently that like it was actually like causing the physical like pro, like mega me anxious until I finally said it, and it went. Okay, play this through. What if I say that I never met anyone under sixty five and everyone's like Oh my God. She's still single. Oh well. Is it any more painful than me? Being defensive for twenty years and So you know, it's like it sounds so stupid, but we're really stubborn. Complex things in like whenever I try to describe as someone at therapy breakthrough. Yes, you didn't fuck. Know that on my yeah, but tried doing the thing. You know it's impossible impossible. Everyone knows how to eat right, and you get a fucking train or smacking you down. You don't do it. Yeah did did I'll I'll let you get out of here. I bad with. That! Keep you too long. There's one. It's weird. I have another zoom thing after this and I never do two things in one day. This is like the rat race for me right? Oh my God I'm doing like five a day and it's driving me nuts. I. There's a question I've okay I'm going to save one question to ask another question. Then we'll be done. One question is okay. What is a? Name all three. That would be great, but let's just with any of the one. This new man in your life that is that is here. That is about to enter your life. Hypothetically speaking, we put it in the universe. What is one book movie or album that? If they absolutely didn't like, it just couldn't be with them I was. I was thinking today I was thinking about. Jobs are running on the treadmill and I was like I was like trying to break a seven minute five K. and I am. The smiths came on, and I was like Oh. Yeah, and my wife hates the smiths and I went down would appreciate the smiths like I literally thought that and I was like there's A. Caterer to run before this podcast. I love dismissed, but you know what is so funny is like. It's it's funny I. had an ex come into my life during the pandemic? That like I hadn't heard from an forever, and this is the thing that's happening to people and he's. He's married with kids, and he's totally not trying to be a creep. He's just like. What happened to our friendship? and. I've known my whole life and we. We had a phone call about the smiths like last week. About how much we love scenes because we always did, but I remember thinking Oh wow. I used to think this is like what I needed in a relationship, but I. don't give a flying fuck if they like this midst or not. So, it's more like. It's more like me. Judging them for what they do like as opposed to. They need to, but if a guy doesn't like.

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The Health Benefits of Turmeric

20 Minute Fitness

03:23 min | 8 months ago

The Health Benefits of Turmeric

"A bit of background about Turmeric Turmeric is a spice from the temperate. Plunked is is commonly used in Asian cuisine and has a yellow colored chemical which often gives the coloring to curry's for example cold cumin and again it's also used to flavour different Asian food as well. Curcumin is the main active ingredients and turmeric and has a powerful anti inflammatory effect is. It's a very strong antioxidant as well. You'll know from previous podcast episodes that anti-oxidants can help defend your cells from damage on this damages caused by potentially harmful molecules known as free radicals. It is worth mentioning before we continue this episode. That Cu Cuban human content of turmeric is not that high. It's around around three percent by bodyweight. Most studies conducted have looked at Turmeric extract which contain mostly itself so it's hard to get high doses of around one grandma day of curcumin just from the spice in your food. So we do want higher levels that you'd be to take it in a supplement of all so curcumin within turmeric is as anti inflammatory as I've mentioned and inflammation is important within the body to help your body fight foreign entities and help repair damaged in the short term however weather chronic inflammation can become a problem and scientists now actually believed that chronic load L. Inflammation can play a major role in a number of different conditions such as Heart Disease Cancer Metabolic Syndrome and many many more so the anti inflammatory properties of Kirkman Camby extremely beneficial. So what's actually going on here. Is that the curcumin is blocking a molecule called NF. K B that travels in the nuclei of your cells and it turns on the genes. The related to inflammation also believed play a major role in many chronic diseases. As of late as well there is evidence that suggests that turmeric can help alleviate. TV eight domes delayed onset muscle soreness a study called curcumin supplementation. Light play attenuates delayed onset muscle soreness looked at oral curcumin intake in seventeen men to determine the effects of curcumin or muscle damage inflammation and domes in humans. So the seventeen people were split into Placebo Group you and the group that took two point five grams of curcumin twice a day on there were evaluated by looking at single leg. Jump Performance and domes following unaccustomed uh-huh heavy eccentric exercise on the study found the top twenty four and forty eight hours post. Exercise curcumin caused motorists large reductions in pain injuring a single leg. Squats and Sir sheets with that. Pain reduction was also a small increase in single leg. Jump Performance and a small reduction in creating kind as activity. Not and Can Rise of skeletal muscle injury and Turmeric can reduce these levels. Therefore reducing indicators of muscle damage potentially aiding being recovery but of course more research needs to be done on this finally curcumin. The active ingredients in Tamarac has also been linked to improve brain function. So Kirkman has been found to increase brain levels of be D. and F. which is brain derived neurotrophic factor not say grow fall known functions in your brain in aiding the ability of your new Ron's to form new connections annisten Ted may age or memory recall and cognitive

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"kirkman" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

09:33 min | 11 months ago

"kirkman" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"He took over a brand new podcast called knowing Robin Williams earlier this month. I got talk about him. I'm I'm on an episode which I think drops this week About the community. I con Robin Williams and it isn't called knowing Robin Williams on the show Christie St West Guard and the New York Times culture reporter Dave it's aqap explored the life and legacy of the celebrated entertainer. Now I talk about my own experiences when I met Robin and And talk about what he would probably say. Today's crazy world what we're dealing with. I also talk about how never not funny is evolved from being primarily about comedy to more personal in depth conversations. Now Listen Dave. It's a cop. Knows a ton about Robin Williams. He'd be searched his life work and upbringing for his best selling biography Robin. Now he's talking to other performers like myself to learn how Robbins lawless manic spirit impacted their own work. Other comedians. Like Margaret Show in Gilbert Godfrey. We'll share how robin inspire them to push the boundaries of funny. They got indepth interview with guys like Chris Gephardt who analyze robbins jokes and discussed mental health in the comedy industry. Get to know the man behind the screen. New episodes come out every Monday. They as I mentioned. I'm on this week's episode So search for knowing Colon Robin Williams wherever you like to listen I had a great time talking to those folks. y'All be great time listening to it knowing Robin Williams listen today. Welcome back to the program. Jen Kirkman is here. She's digging time away from rehearsing for a big show on the thirteenth of December Third World. Famous improvisation said to President Christmas. Show it over it's called. What's it called Gen the eighth annual dysfunctional Christmas show? How many have you done of these? This will be the eighth or I think it might be the sixth or seventh but by keep forgetting so we just have different functional band there and stuff like that you know. Now I see the sketches and it's it's very bare bones and silly great Eight o'clock eight o'clock all right on that Friday the thirteenth So check that out there's Fund to be had the Kind of lost interest in my thought. I apologize that it was at your expense. Inched up Selig when I went to the restroom. which is what just happened? I I tried to eyeball your car but the brick wall and the way that the Condo is situated. I just can't see it even if you could see. You couldn't see that there was a ticket for her. It was gone right right Jaren wanted weren't out there again to go on that and and see what Check Pass Ticket Watch. That face was like it was like he woke you up. That's the way your face just all right. Let's see let's see how he does the handle the here just touch it. Just grab it man. If you know what do not get shocked Tali is. It's always surprising. Even though we talked about races now surprising how tall he is. I guess what. I'm getting out of the Uber Today. Just old man. Only finally straightens up and then call. That's Garin Yeah Well he's got back Uh All right. Let's check in behind video village while Garin is gone. Now you've got some new name back there blue something what do you have. It says blute whole Berle. Blue Hor- whole barrel carol. I can't even say it. A whole whole whole all is an extra hole So it's B. L. O. T. H. E. L. H. b. e. r. l. e.. And why is this is happening. What does this name? So I was a little papers and there's a from Nineteen Ninety S. I had an auto repair bill And that's is the name that they wrote as owner of the vehicle is instead of Elliott Hook Berg they wrote down blute whole borough overall gluts. Well that's taken that starbucks cup but named thing to a whole new level now in fairness there's a chance that my handwriting was bad when I wrote it on something else and they transferred over. But here's the thing though even if that's the case uh-huh pollute you. Stop and go. What could this be? It's not Balut. E couldn't he looked like a B- its erection if fight if I dragged my pen it can look like a b. e. l. l. is too close. No it's yeah it's like what what would be a Donald E. Yeah that's the world's greatest toy store not anymore. Here's the thing that's like a name that would be on arrested development because their last name was blue but it sounds like crazy. The whole borough horrible home borough at whole Burr. Whole our whole holdall borough hurlburt is this? Your car is ready. I'm sorry there's nobody by that name here. Nobody by that name anywhere. Ah Good call anyone in the world in a euros. Fine Gluten Balut Well I love it. I think that's GONNA stick for a while I hope L. A.. Blue Blue to check we have in villagers. Balut say blue. 'cause I can't say that second vote. That's fair hull. Borough borough borough holder go over Milton. Darren back from tickets. Watch twenty nineteen What are you up to a year? Now we've got the story about blue while you're gone. That's the new name behind Elliott on the scientists there for me a car. I know you guys were texting about this or something over the weekend. Is that what you were involved in comment on it. All I said was put it on the board. Yeah but He wants to. He sent us a Texas a picture of this Receipt because nobody would believe it. If you just it I will tell you this matt as a fan of the Chicago White Sox and the former announcer Ken Harrelson. That was his catchphrase. Whenever there's a home run so when you separate on the borders orders like a home run? I don't understand. I was quoting you saying that to him. And there's a new nick. I got there a little while to put it on the boys. You quoting quoting Hawk Harrelson here that makes it harder. Yes is my car still there yes car still there a ticket. They'll tell you know to get all right. You're going to win here. Yeah I never know how that plays though for tickets for parking for Reginald. Probably shouldn't but but again parking. They're not out the out because they're not on. Somebody would have to call because you're in the wave right and that's when we talk about towing so we're talking about doing. Let's let's Talk Toan New podcast right. It's all about. It's I just talked to tow. Truck drivers have any how they feel about being towed. Can I It can come on that sort of thing. I might even bring the guy that told you. Oh boy show this. Is Your Life Way you can talk it out. And he could see no I actually if they were guilty. When I do this stuff and you guys can talk it out? Going to be honest I think this is actually a great idea. going but then that's a reason to that's the story the and then you you ended up just having a conversation but that's what brings people so me coming to you thirteen and a half years ago with the idea for not funny. You're skeptical if you were to come to me and say here's my idea use host but it's we talked towing somebody's gotta Toy Story. You would have thrown a soda in my face. Ah softened as he gets older. There's a lot of great ideas out there. And you're this positivity is a sham this real did you have the name never not funny. Did Jimmy had a shirt I think designed by Vance Sanders Sanders. Yeah and It was a it was like a cool looking in kind of porn seventies porn fonts. That's Jimmy Pardo and then underneath. It said never not funny did it. I did that wrong I should have. That was on me. I should have had actually the big lettering. Should've I've been never not funny. But the Jimmy underneath it. But it wasn't that was just a phrase that you liked. It wasn't yes but nobody wants to buy shirt with my name on it anyway. Now they do of course but then it made no sense. It should have been never not funny with very small Jimmy. Part of what happened is present. We've talked about before when we did the first the show at my dining room table we then went to my computer and Matt said Okay. Now it's uploaded. We have to put it in an image. We have to wait a little description and he said what do we call it and I said you know I've always liked. I always say that's never not funny. Let's let's use that name. That's that's it. I love it. Send and we were committed to this. You shouldn't awful Wolf fucking name. I love the name thank you. Oh my God awful perfect worst we also were talking about calling the podcast hard. CAST which I you you can but people don't know what does that mean that any way for seven years I think we set it in the episode we call. We said the part cars cast. Yeah yeah we were really nailed the name and the podcast from day one. Well thank you. Kirkman gets admitted with anybody else. Go See you're on the thirteenth talk about an acre length during your show right what your podcast. Yeah Yeah I sing about it I I. I re purpose lurks Christmas Song I do. I'm dreaming of a White Christmas but I do. I'm dreaming of a paw. Aw cast just like don't want us to know where it's never not funny and children Dron. Listen this by the Joe Genes.

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"kirkman" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

11:22 min | 11 months ago

"kirkman" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"Promo Code. Funny and you will get Free Shipping on any order. I cannot speak more highly of my u-turns encourage able. You will do the same once it arrives. You turn a better way to listen. Everybody really walked back to the program. Episode Twenty Five Fourteen. Jen Kirkman is here. We are ticket. Watchword one of Belknap is going to get a ticket for parking. A Red Zone We should've taken the The opportunity in the break investigate that we're sitting around Garin young gang. What'd you take a quick jog out there and see if Matt has a ticket yet. Van Is if you could get into the corner of Van is eleven just past the alley remember where the SOPA was basically the first spot. It's the Blue One red zone. Just take it. It's not a toe. That could be a to- well if it's if it's in front one of a fire hydrants Atto phone or whatever here's the thing it's it's I cannot get over guarantees way of dealing with the fact that the DOORKNOB may shock. Doc Him I if it's a shock isn't gonNA like the forum. Yeah it's going to be. Oh Jesus got me and then you move on with. D has a delicate Disposition it sure does anyway internships coming to a close. I mean this is longer than most people spend in in college in Med school. Right there is no car that needs to be checked on iceberg. Here today. It's GonNa keep walking those other guys. You're you're not looking to the right spot go no no he's GonNa say you were towed Shit because that's the logical thing to do you as you probably see if you just looked up this back door. Maybe so the the argument is that the curb has not been repainted. The paint is almost all chipped off very very faded where you can even see that it was red and so I'm thinking it's not the red zone anymore. They're just letting it slow okay. I think we're fine but this is the only way to find out. I don't know how is that. Why you chose I just didn't have the energy to go up three spaces. There was a there was a car parked midway between two. I didn't know if I could fit before or behind him so I was was like this is fine at a certain point of living. La for a long time. You're just like and if it's towed it's towed. I've had those days like hair's not is you one time Jan.. This story I was working at the Zanies in Chicago downtown Chicago. The North Avenue location and I was running late and I was new in the business. And so I just I just parked it in the middle of the street. And just like I'm not GonNa Miss my show and I walked. I may have caused a traffic jam and it was like well. I'm only GONNA be up there for fifteen minutes running. I'll do my spot and then I'll come back and with my card and that's what I did and it wasn't happy I put the blinkers on. There was a problem. Oh my God so sort of like next to a car so I literally was blocking the turn lane like I just like I'm done. I can't find parking. I'M NOT GONNA make it in time for my show. I don't WanNa me fired done. blinkers I run in and then is it also a big asshole movie or my hero. Kinda Cool I love it. If somebody here we go garin cockrel ticket. We're on ticket. Watch twenty nineteen. He's GonNa face all right making a big show of it here. We go. Because he's shocked himself Garron. I get intense shocks intense. You can see the arc. That's how bad their okay. Okay that is not the topic at hand is is the vehicle. They're okay yes sir and was there something that you're you're fine. You're not going to get now that you've seen the curb. Yeah that's just crushed him. You're fine drive. I'm just wonder I just like to know other people's take on this curve it. It looks chipped like yeah. It looks like it's been shipped off in places I think that's erosion. I don't think anybody's intently. Chipping but if they mean that to be a red zone got repainted. I'm not saying I'm not saying they couldn't give me a ticket. And if they gave me a ticket I would probably be no recourse for me. I couldn't you take. I would take photographs. I would the photograph court your honor. This is what you might be able to submit those photos by mail. You might. Yeah I've just been told that you can do it through the US. Postal Service. And I that I don't believe I don't believe so. Okay we're not into the JEN. Kirkman is air. She's got Christmas show coming up at the world famous. Improvisation on Melrose Avenue What's the name of it The Fancy Dancy Christmas sure. The eighth annual dysfunctional Christmas show introduced us. A one person show. I have some Senate guest but it's more of well speaking of variety but I do like sketches. They're more like staged readings. They're not like you know it's like props and costumes. I'll do like a hallmark movie in four minutes or like last year I did a explanation of why the the song baby it's cold outside is not sexist and I did it like with. My friend is a sketch you do. You're on the side of. It's just a song putting too much weight on the words of that. Yes I will tell you. I will tell you my theories and this year. I'm interviewing a friend of mine. That was in a hallmark movie. So we'll do that and I'll I'll usually do like stories that have to do with Christmas but I want the people in the show to news stories. That are kind of dark and upsetting so that it's it's for It's a it's a celebration of Christmas but it's also like a little dark so for people people that are sick of all the happy happy and I usually ask the audience. How many people here are depressed over? The holidays are upset because of relationships out of their money. Or this and the the whole room applauds. And I'll say these people and carry them with you when you go to Christmas and it's a beautiful night of usually ends in a sing along and tears like it's very emotional last year a friend of mine Played last Christmas by George Michael and when we all we all saying this year I believe it's going to be a war is over if you want it. You know John Lennon. That's a good one that gets me in the in the heart goodrich solar plexus anyway so the the baby it's cold outside side Song what people are not understanding and the big argument with with the kids was we get to put whatever lens on it we want and I go. No 'cause you're missing another important lesson in feminism. She wanted wanted to sleep over. But what would people say. Women weren't allowed to be screamed their genes anymore jeans just screaming her nylons. I can't say and it's a little bit of that. You know back. She wants to stay mouse game. Yes and sometimes there is that dynamic in sexuality and men Women Women Women and men. It doesn't mean everyone is a fucking rapist. Even though I will say most men are insane people in this room but I am very fine people. I am Earth's most hardcore feminists. And so if I'm saying I'm not songs okay. Everyone it's okay. We need not be uncomfortable. In one hundred percent agree with you as a man in two thousand nine hundred. I'm not allowed to say that. Yes you are but I think I'm with you. She wants to stay. That's the premise. She'd pretending she doesn't because there's like an kick his ass if she he says and also the couple that wrote it they used to perform it at Christmas parties. Because back then you know when you did your energy like adults and it was. Ah Yeah it was actually the the they even said that you can reverse the roles if you want like. It's just sort of a you know you're trying to. She's trying to get over what people might say and also what what does she think of herself. I can't stay over at this man's house and say what's in this drink by the way that's when people think it's about Rufiji. It was an old copper expression like forties movies when the guy and I know you know this but your audience. So if they were ever interrogating a guy and he started telling telling the truth he would look at US Cup and and as if to say. Hey Why am I telling the truth. Here he will. Hey what's in this drink. It's it it means like hey did you put more alcohol. Certain to tell the truth up in here. It's not. Are you roofing me. It's also not a documentary so like if you go back from the the narrative itself and say do you think these people intentionally wrote a song about a rapist or do something else. So it's it's on you you. You're you're interpreting the way you want to. You're not interpreting the way they intended anymore. If you're going to try to read it though I think one of the arguments to is it. Okay okay. I believe they intended it that way but the words just sound different now so we can't enjoy it and I'm like no you can't take it away from me either. Many a great version of it. food one is not the new John Legend version that God he's re he's re written changed the words to make it acceptable twenty nine thousand nine. But here's the thing about that song. What's your problem Garin? He does that but then he has these little other things that he changed. That are extremely like almost sexual. What dude did it comes off more forceful than even the original songs noticed? I didn't notice that no is also got about three lines. Can you give us some of the lyrics. Can you pull it up. They'll get up and then look jeans freeze in your unease. Outside is is is a free do There's a great version of course parliament Scott argument available on the worldwide. It is very fun. Maybe three minutes of the dumbest stuff bird. Anyway my show is Friday the thirteenth. And we we got push it over the habit Cela- it's GonNa be fun. People are GONNA cancel your Christmas party at your stupid Vaseline on the thirteenth. You said you know what I actually do have plans. I'm sorry to say that you audience and then everyone comes to me this Sunday November seventeenth in San Francisco. One show think's GonNa be w cobbs cops the available. I'd probably get something on that busy weekend. Most Friday the thirteenth. You probably have to watch your traditional. I do that Jason for. He is of course movie marathon binge. How long would that take Sharon? Have you done you watched every Jason Voorhees. He meant to look into that too. I know that's going to be about ten that minutes. We got imagine ninety minutes each and there's at least ten nine hundred include the versus Freddie. I think they'll be eleven eleven. No I'm wrong. No Tennessee's experts Jason's eleven Friday the thirteenth remake twelve twelve times. Well twenty two thousand eight that right That was ninety minutes so devised sixty is what six goes into one. Oh Eight One on wasn't it just twice as many hours as the movies each each movies. Each movie was about two hours. That would be now. They're about ninety minutes half off that. Add so it'd be like a Lotta Bullshit. Yeah twenty two minus three quarters of twenty to eighteen hours eighteen hours. You can do that in a day if you wanted to all right. That's what we're doing problem. We'd like to be there but we got the we got this thing. We just worked out so start early enough. Well that's.

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"kirkman" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

07:49 min | 11 months ago

"kirkman" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"That better last Gary. It's funny thank you Jenn thank you. Can you tell my staff how to win. I say funny things all the time and they can't wait the fucking jump on it. Just laugh it enjoy it you decades. That's why we're all in this room. You came to me. You're my favorite comic. Let's do a show laugh at what I say you came to US begging for fucked Ajaz offer what I say. No idea why we were settled with you but when I say and it was the perfect job because I walked right into boring story but among mugs that show stopping right out even seeing you know what we were we were. We were the reverse sonny and Cher. That was what I would do that to. Sonny Sonny I would tell this long story then then sure would say one little line and get the big laughs and then they'd go Staying alive and they go right back into the song she would do the put down to then right back into the group Jen. Let's you and I do that. Let's let's put together a variety show you and I love that God if I had the interest or the talent but I what wrong I have the interest you have the heat. I don't have the JEN's got the no I mean just like even if we did it the Patella Jenin Jimmy Building. What if we could sing? You can sing teeny bit. You can play the piano. We learned that but wouldn't it be finally got out their journey. We did like a little that we come out. I believe in music really hundred percent. Yeah we commit to it. Are you doing Jane Lynch and Kate Flannery at one thing is going to be a lot of work which I don't see you being interested in doing that's GonNa be tons of rehearsal but the other thing is I love everything. I'm hearing except that when comedians starts singing. And it's not supposed to be funny. I hate that I'm like stop. Stop it legit Kate. Flannery do those great swing shows but I feel like they're more than Comedians comedians. who also have these other talented? The comedian I'm more than a comedian. I'm a father. Industry is spoken considerate. Lover I know what he means. They're actors yes. Yes I I get it. I know what you mean when comedian start singing yeah. That's a bummer. The worst it's this it's as bad as when rockstars think they're funny. It's the same problem in reverse. Yeah but I think that if anybody was going to do that it's Jimmy. You think it's Jimmy Caboche. Yeah I mean just because you're kind of timelessness I think you would fit into that perfectly perfect. Can you have that positive energy. You came to me. What what what did you say when you first heard or saw that seth Macfarlane was doing doing this happening? That's my point. I don't think you can go from the guy who takes shots at the people rightfully and then do put and Jen and I put all the blame on her thing is out singers while Seth Macfarlane. He's a real sink that's true. So here's the thing we're not real singers. Here's does that make it better or worse better. At least you can sing rebut. We're not real singers. And the focus will be on the the standing up comedy. Yeah Mile I just need to know. Am I allowed to laugh at you guys when you're singing. No No. Can you take the person. Well then I cannot with certainty story was. Let's see. He's a singer songwriter. Okay so he wasn't a comedian. No okay I honestly don't know what he was a wonderful straight man and You come on share. It doesn't matter who's straight or gay. He's been fine if he was a game and to everyone to a lot of gay fans so it makes sense. It only makes sense. That sunny may have been gay. I think that's why he died. He didn't want the truth getting out so I think he ran into a poll. That poll suicide. I really do. I think we're still worst suicide at while it worked. So yes good for him. He didn't man. Was it a tree or a pole. I forgot yeah. I think it was a tree. I think it was usually trees on slopes but there's also those polls from the chairlifts Shirley pads all over them to stop people from doing what he did. Got A pad those trees Bush should honestly. I guess it wouldn't be wouldn't be good for the tree and got a pet that high the nobody. Nobody nobody smiled. Not but other than that was the greatest feeling of the day not like these three Bucks Narcissistic Idiots. Just win the jump all over my labs. That's what's happening in here Jennifer so glad you brought it up to five times in disgust. I like Jimmy keeps going memorized. You came to me and said you're my favorite meeting your dings jinx chain if I only saw favorites but also if I only I was only in this room once or twice a year and you make that joke of of course I'm GonNa Laugh but I'm here twice a week. Can't pick it up your your. Your Ed McMahon. I can't pretend that I met a laugh when a child is to laugh at father. Your job is to surprise me I surprise you. She was a thrown by rattled by it. She was surprised. I I saw it coming. I didn't see it coming but it didn't strike me the way it struck supposed to everything I say supposed to. Don't be not gonNA tolerate this bullshit. This insubordination will not fly today. Not on Veterans Day. Not In my day. Oh God none of the day when I am here to me stealing valor for some reason to comedy veteran. Oh Jen Kirkman in and I was in the kiss army. That was That that that's where I did my service for in the late my whole life but I was I was a card carrying member in the late seventies and then what what happened to me out of there you know why I was willing to rock and roll and does not willing to party everyday so I may well right now right now Jin. There's a sixty year old man dress kitty room in the streets looking for me. I hear him calling. Can't come home right now. Under the Act fullback hit. Let's talk about quip. Matt that is of course the great toothbrush that you and I are both our families. US It makes a great toothbrush man who you hold it in your hand you moving around your mouth. I five bridge while it happens and tastic right. If you ask your dentist. They're going to tell you it's less about the brush more of a how you use it. It's a it's it's the shit and the Shchukin and uh-huh motion of the ocean. That's why you need quip. Yep Quips sensitive vibrations with a built in timer guide gentle brushing for the dentist recommended. Two minutes I just got my package last night but both mine. and Oliver's came this week the shop out the heads when you got the whole family family of four you got a family of four and those things it feels like those things are showing up constantly. Yeah but it's exciting. It's like a little Christmas present and it gets it's fun. I enjoy snapping. The thing off the new battery in there like cleaning up the little thing with the the old brush. Yeah I like it. I like the system and I like quip. I liked the way it feels its sleek. It's intuitive I would never use it. I was reading. You know I find that to be an intuitive sort of tooth brushing you met and sleek thank you It comes with a travel cap which doubles as a mirror. Mount Simply put quit makes brushing something you want to do twice today. In good habits matter to live a healthier life The timer is great right. The favorite thing about quip is Just the ease convenience. Yep I li- I do love the travel thing. We're going away this weekend. We are going to Minneapolis in Chicago and can't wait to put that little thing on the mirror at the hotel and say look. I just brought an electric toothbrush with me on a two day trip right. Didn't wake me down one bit trip with it's a quick trip and now listen listen. Quick Search just twenty five dollars. Get your first refill free and get quip dot com slash party that has.

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"kirkman" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

05:18 min | 11 months ago

"kirkman" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"Look for Jimmy's records tapes You'll see a new one Tuesday up there and started with seventy five and then this week is seventy six. Go and order some people and I bring that up because some people are wondering If we bounce around within that twenty year area but no it'll go in order and then it's stories of my life more than it is about the the song. Yeah and how that Why that album was impacted my life and some way big or small Sometimes it's a little launching point and other times. It's a story about that particular song and so Jimmy's records and tapes. We think everybody we think can reach the great theme song. Editing members great audio production habit helped and Garron did nothing but maybe tweet it out my pleasure. Thank you Karen Stolen Valor stolen pleasure. Stolen pleasure he says I guarantee your Jack scrammed Walker. Jen's been here before but you don't walk through it a little bit explained drager. Here's a little bit and Why well he's trying to F- Norton what is he doing over there addressed the KNOB? Hello now but he was trying to figure out how to use it without getting shut. This thing he's so you're probably right. You're getting shocks is that what's happening. Is that why. You're so you're electrifying like my buddy johnny t from Grease Grease Lightning Go go go go go go go. Google and burning up Dakota amount and something something something Go Sounds Kinda agrees Latin and go go. I didn't know burning up the quarter mile. There's another lyric didn't know for most of my life burning up the quarter mile while greased lightning. Go what the quarter mile was so that was a problem. That chicks will scream. The ticks will cream. That's right. We learned to screen. Yeah because as a child you don't know Again you don't know you're seeing that he was like well. They can't beat the chicks cream because I don't that doesn't make any sense a lot of senses and adults but as a child no thank humana she cream and the criminal jeans. I mean when you really break it down there cream. Gene comes from the the mail. I'm not broken. Is it cream sugar. It sure Gordon Apprentice Gina. Exactly I'm with Prince on on this right right side. Those sugar walls. I'd be sort of an affair makes makes it worse Jen Kirkman Laundry House. And how much of your outfit is in sponsored by Wrangler Jeans and the TJ looks wrangler. Brandon's well I love it. I love it but Flannigan Kirkman. She's why did you put the mic down. I used to get teased for wearing wrangler growing up because it wasn't like fancy dancing and now it's sort of a style again and so I'm wearing it as a you know taking the power back because you weren't as a child you were mocked opt for it and now here I am getting tough tough skins going back up so I never. I never had to wear the Tux giving you did did you. We're them Garin. Come on I believe you said. It's your favorite favorite kind of Cottam. He says my favorite kind of condom which is not a bad job but once again and he just doesn't know how to pick his spot all over Elliott Elliott. So I had to. I got him gifts. Mind the gap guaranteed enter. What let it let it enter anyone? Happy with where John Put. Her coffee seems so precarious. She's got a fine firm grip on it. All right not the Mug. Though isn't a geodesic mug. Tell you something about the Mug. Yeah no I you know I tag. Dunkin donuts a lot in my instagram stories. Some fan and when I was in Boston they contacted me and said we hope this reaches you in time before your show tonight. We'd love to bring a bunch of things to you and your team and I'm like not so I said well I just bring me a pound of coffee and I could put it in my suitcase and my parents parents were the hotel offered. Bring you free stuff. You said no way your team to me. Parents wants to join us. So they brought boxes of donuts to your team. uh-huh and big big carrying things full of hot coffee do those. Wow a million pounds of coffee maybe not a million gift. Cards inexpensive amounts and all kinds of tumblers and and things and this was one of them and I never. I don't really like the look of thermoses. Says I don't think it's very chic man. I will use this. That's a great looking. I've been places where people are like. That's beautiful where'd you get it like at the apple store taken with us and I told them they said Wow Dunkin donuts make something so I don't know I like you to feel great design. It's it really is a showstopper stopper. It really is. It's brought distance screeching halt confirmed.

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"kirkman" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

13:10 min | 11 months ago

"kirkman" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"You take when you pass it around Davin bottles of beer on the wall up here on the ball. Eleven bottles of beer take went down three bottles of beer on the wall. Three deposited beer. You take one down to be are the wall to pose a beer going down. Pass it around on the wall all one by one by liberty. Here you take down you'll pass it Are More Tair close. I out there now. That's what I sing that song wrong every single line today just now wait. What do you mean I were using? I was on four when you guys around five. Well we didn't see our I was I was giving some because what I'm hoping is happening. A little post production that you do a wavy thing comes back in on those numbers you Kinda into a and it comes in the numbers. We did all ninety eight shore but does somehow you saying this now means then of course the Jig is up mad about Kamari Stung by sticks called renegade that once again my son had to correct my Disaster the other one was I want your sex. No no faith I know not everybody has got about a Legu- is saying the other day and I think it was. Maybe the only time I've heard on this not everybody has got a body like yours just lazy and those are the biggest Michael van that you guys know. I know the words but and it was like what are those. Of course. Of course I have to get caught. That's the worst part is when a kid bus to AH. Yeah you should check out that new apple music feature not to plug music for no reason but have you seen this where you can like pulp alerts and it. Does it like Karaoke style. Thank you I have seen that. y'All which is cool. That's pretty fun. And then you can you can scroll through and Click a line and it'll jump to that part of the song very well. Listen to technology. Technology is jumping ED. That's not something we might. We have to listen to it back on the cassette tape in the liner notes couldn't find those. UFO liner notes. I'll tell you that that saying that wrong in your life with a cassette tape. Did you ever write down the footage number so that you could get to a particular song I'd never I'd never brought I footage numbers. And where would you even get that from you. Well you've listened to the song once and then you look at the counter on your. Yeah on. You're always a little index counters will number counters very precise as well as maybe three Hash marks dated between one and two or to three Up The I think most most of mine had had the little counter thing on them. Even a boombox I had had it. Yeah it was something that affect our lives at. Maybe it did for you because it sounds like an idiot the all right yes. Keeping Track of things is a sign of idiocy. I mean idiot was just a shortcut. For saying you're nuts I mean in particular I would write it on the. I'd read it on a piece of paper that you put with your with your table. Now you're gonNA stop talking so we all get you're still looking things things Wind blows back in the batons charging wind blows back. And the I there's no way I said batons there's no way I said something else windows back in the NAP and John on Jn it wins all the way right to the butt of Mongan. Maybe now. Your time has come from the backstreets. There's a rumbling smell arche no more nice time this was it. I don't know what I said. Oh I know what I said. It's no more nice. I'm bright boy. Shoeshine is what the lyric is which I now a man. I don't know what this means. No more nice time go out for a shoe shine because my head as a fifteen year old and go well that I would go off for a shoeshine. I'm not going to bright boys you sean. I'm hearing it wrong. Yeah and so bright boy shoe shine no pie in the sky. Dream lights out lights out in London whole tied in to the better now will will never wait till tomorrow. Row brought Danny. LDC You associated every second. And they're great band. I do like the idea though of someone who's just like no more Mister Nice guy and then he goes and gets a suicide. That's the first thing he does not fucking around anymore. I'm a Mister Nice Guy. Go out for a shoe shine pie in the Sky Dreams question here is my arm okay. You'll be fine. Why not nine head frozen shoulder though and you don't want that because apparently it gives you the problem that you know shut the fuck up about it? Maybe that yeah it goes. There's a vein that are of a nerve that goes right to your brain and causes you to rain veins brain be attributed diarrhea of the mouth. Buddy that's which is worse because because I hate that too. Is that worse or his brain fart. I hate it I go with you said I because I use the phrase a phrase on stage even brain freeze it. That's what it is. Yeah you didn't you didn't just say something ridiculous you're having a right isn't brain freeze is more like you just can't remember if you're locked up and you can't brain fa. I don't know that that's where you say a word that's completely the wrong word. People use it every time people are like. Oh I I don't know like I like I was watching amazing race. And they were supposed to arrange these flags in the order of the countries they had gone to and they were like which of these is the flag for Africa and then like twenty minutes later they were like oh Africa's not a country dummies like it's two. There's two countries in Africa that we went to and she said what a brain and I was like. That's not what that is that is but also I hate that phrase but people just kind of use it for any time they do something they use it like Sorry I'm here to Lebanon. I had I had a brain part. I thought it was ten thirty. I it's not just what guys. Hey there is nothing example. Conversely what guarantee a ten minutes ago. That's it that's what a brain F- is. It is one hundred percent what I knows. It's the moments the walk and he fucking brain hate the word so much could even commit to three times. I've never heard a word more my entire life but diarrhea of the mouth is a clock. uh-huh Oh let's go back up right yeah Before we get too far away Last night Went Down Matt Donahue and I went down to the American comedy company in San Diego San Diego awesome great never enough money Fan Scout. Grateful for that You know we. We've got to be born running. There is it's worth repeating sure. There's a handful handful of her fans that I want to kick in the balls in the mouth of their lady but Our fans are the greatest they truly are we are I. Ah I don't WANNA get modeled about it but we're not selling out theaters like some other shows and stuff but are we there the greatest. They are just. I could people people what I want to say anyway. They came out I Jimmy Calloway was the. EMC was very very funny. And then Mike Bentley Fan of this show is now doing standing up comedy longtime never not funny fan us. If you've listened to any podcast of them we talked about the muscle guy in the front row he was. He's been everyone in the last year. Remember worried because he left ahead a leave early but was he at the first one. I forgot I guess he was. I don't know if the first one that's interesting. I think he was. He was definitely leave. Started I for sure number Acme at act me. And he's now doing standing up comedy and he had a A five minute guests that last night. That was fantastic. Right and then Madonna. Her blew the roof off the a place and then luckily I did and I show as well. That's nice club down there. It's exactly in my opinion on a comedy clubs should be at a low ceiling. And everybody's close to you and you know the laugh. Stay right around you But had a great time drove drove down with Matt. Donna I I may set a couple of words. Hair He's a great guy. Why do I like her? And he's a good comic too so I enjoy his company and you get back to La you just drop them at a bus stop when he could look confusion on that. I suggested Huber my house and then I would drive. We drive down there all the time going on. What's going to suck is the dry? I back because I don't want to bring all the way to his house because that's literally that's going to be an extra forty two minutes of my life but so what I'll do it and so so on the way back I said so I guess you know I just bring all the way home and because not drove my car to your house I thought we I thought you were GonNa say that seemed like ask for you. I'm like what consider it got some red treats of course he's a good guy. What a good guy treats? He brought some from some vegan place. She brought like breakfast muffins so oliver was having one this morning and I said how was that Nico's data's being and then he goes so most people would say when asked is that good and the answer is Vegan. They mean it's terrible fused. I'll ever was at the house this morning. Yes it's Veterans Day. They have the you didn't immediately ship him off to a boarding school after he corrected your lyrics. I did not get the paperwork on. That is so exhausting. Probably better for him and everyone wait till the start of the next semester. Yeah the good thing about paperwork you have a cooling off period did so I was able to say you're going to boarding school by the time. I'm typing it out on the Internet. You don't let them have a nice Christmas December twenty six here on the train brick soldier. uh-huh that's what I would say to him By the way happy Veterans Day brought that up because that's why a again Oliver he's my son's name and We'll guarantee at the thing about the Boarding school so I was in my head. Almost Garrod said Dollars off school. They're veterans day. The kids are up skop schools because we salute the soldier. We thank the soldier and As I mentioned I was in the kiss army for awhile. Yes and So I've got my stolen valor soon. We'll tell you this. I feel a little guilty about doing that. Joke on twitter today while I'm thinking their fathers and grandfathers going so you know Once again you're welcome for my service with a picture of the Kiss Army logo You know is that stolen. I mean I I I know. That's not stolen valor. Everybody understands where. Comedian I ah Elliott claim to a a graphic designer the abbey stolen. They're they're trying to steal something out of that. Let let me let me just stolen vector. Give me that look on. Hello stuck could give a high five on that. You're the guy who's doing the vector. Sorry I was. I was showing the proof of my actual valor valor on the walls. Here's a guy that doesn't understand A lot of this world that we live in this regard that's a scalable. File format doesn't lose resolution at at the difference is because it's using the shape instead of pixels Yoshi the bit map When you zoom in on a picture and it gets I'll pick silly yeah? vector doesn't get Pixel because the mathematical knows the he knows the what the polygons the positions the positions of points. And then there's like lines that are defined instead of each individual point. I could tell you a lot about you. Could go to sleep a Halloween indeed. uh-huh so what does it mean in airplane. Then when these. What's our Victor Victor? Well Vector in air in aviation means the angle at which you are descending or ascending if learning if I may like a number is a number of vectors a number with the direction you may not. It is is ideas that you don't do that too late too late call the street Just happened way too. Late reminded me of Ray Stevens Song Streak. I like the idea. I just had a flash vision Asian of you in an old age home. That's all you're doing is just learning out random. They're sitting no one remembers and they may not even be real songs at a certain point. You're just going Agwu. Well this is not what I do now. Old Age home. That's what I'm doing currently speaking of music. Let's thank everybody for their support supporter. Jimmy's records and tapes one Is is out episode. Two will be out by the time. This episode dropped Support has been wonderful reaction. Action has been wonderful and So I think everybody views Yes see comments I try to avoid all comments of course but some people emailed me telling me Nice things and so I appreciate that texting. If you don't know we're talking about go to YouTube dot com slash. Never not funny and.

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"kirkman" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

11:48 min | 11 months ago

"kirkman" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"Welcome to the Program Episode Twenty Five Fourteen We're running late to begin with and here comes the motormouth needs to give you the history of frozen shoulder. Carr's Matt got a flu shot today. And then if you're feeling this in two days He recommends what you get locked. The arm off is interrupted. I didn't hear the end. There's nothing you can do that. Acquaint there is actually. I'm just trying to move it around to keep it glebe keep it loose because you know how when you first get it feels a little stiff feels a little weird and and Got Elliott's voice in my head like guy you know you'd think you should just leave it still but you should actually move it around more and raised over your over your head. You're like a Nazi that'll help. And how fun do it. I've got to do it and then take a still shot. I'll do it if you high five me. I don't WanNa look like I'm doing something. I don't want people to take that. I just see that becoming a gift just said take a still shot. I don't like that trying to avoid going you you know. He's he's doing video so they can't still that yeah Just Gimme high someone. Someone High Five. Nobody wants to have many the. We're not a high I five room. Come on man. Why are we doing this? What's the reason the so I can raise my arm up without looking at it and then just Do both both hands don't care W. H. W. W. S. S. I'm I'm like doing I'm just I'm just waving down the Like I'm a ship adrift at Sea and a wave down the coast guard for some help. All right that was that was the wo- I just say that was. Yeah I think the record skid those the original hale is that gray changed you know that nothing you say no records. He's he's still coming up Some illness he's two weeks of this thing. Yeah I feel fine side. You said you felt fine last week. And then two days later he came in and go. Yeah they finally put my antibiotics. Well no I just had that residual cough last year. Hopefully it's not frozen shoulder that will last forever to Elliott lashes long Elliott stories. The important thing is you were able to stop him. I'm from talking by starting the show which gave me an idea. Just keep that little clock with you at all times and then he starts singing boring just bieber. Everybody we're going to do whatever you want to show that he runs to share. Yeah we're starting to hit pressing buttons on cameras all over button button. Who's got the button? We're in a restaurant and I go and look for a camera operates. The last time manner restaurant together in all seriousness probably the time cone and took us to stakes is after that we went to tell us. Oh yeah that's the most recent. Yeah we went to lunch. Ah when we were scouting live and coming up wherever soon. The Twenty Fourth Guay V. V is the Monday and CC pleasants. We'll be joining us on that one always liked to see CC. She's busy working on the belief. The James Gordon show. We haven't had a chance to have her in the studio in a while but Nighttime here we go. Nighttime is the right time for C.. Say I'm GonNa Tennessee sees the pleasance. That's what I'm GONNA get into. My Bank. pleasants does sound like a like a very mild old antidepressant most over the counter antidepressants. gummy bears. I'll give you a little chart. Yes a little a bit of sugar that helps the medicine go down. We know that the medicine go down. We know that the medicine go down. Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. How in the most delightful a little way or those words all right learning more and more is? I'm in the car with my wife and son that I don't know the lyrics to songs wrong about everything Albert. Correct me about WHAM rap up red is humbling moment. My argument was was valid in that. Because they've mentioned it takes pleasure in leisure. I believe in joy and I was singing for thirty plus years. It takes pleasure in leather. I believe enjoy but later in the song they talk about wearing wearing leather. So I thought that was the word even though Take Pleasure in leisure is the whole point of the song is they. Well it. Maybe that when you first heard that song you're young men and didn't know the British pronunciation of Leisure and so it didn't register to you as it sounded more like leather because it sounds similar more sound that's similar to me listening to the Beastie Boys obsessively when I was twelve but I didn't know half of the things they were talking about so still to this day. If I listened to licensed to ill I can rap along to it but I'm like fifty percent of the words are not the correct words because I it's just it's ingrained in my head Ed the way that I thought what I thought they were saying as a twelve year old. What I was a stupid kid? I didn't know what the fuck they were talking about the time because they're talking about stuff that had nothing to do with my life like you know drinking all sorts of alcohol and Other drug references and just crazy and then there's regional things like we didn't have even though they were only a few hours away from where I lived we didn't have white castle in upstate. New York Oh so I I only knew about White House from their song. And you don't know what it meant can't and they don't have them out here either. So not never really nightmarish. White Castle moves out here. Everybody talking about Christmas cream and Dunkin. COMCAN donut yeah. White Castle is going. You GotTa wake. There'd be lines around the Goddamn Block. You have to admit though when they herald Kumar came out like did pop up wake house. Oh did they was like the second coming. Yeah people were going nuts over. It's like Damn Chicken Sandwich. Popeye's I literally so line out the door. There's a pop as near our house that the they're not seen less than twenty cars. What what is going on? Be that good and I loved that Chicken Papa you know and also it's basically isn't it. Aren't they just kind of trying to make the same thing. That chick-fil-a has it's kind of a chick-fil-a a Obviously I'm told a better version. I haven't tried it yet because I can't get near them. I won't I won't succumb to. I haven't been there. The last time I went there was when we first moved moved into our house which is two thousand twelve. Because there's a pop is not that far from our house and Charlie still baby so you know when you have a newborn. It's kind of like catches catch can in terms of eating meals and living your life so we're just hungry like how I'm just GonNa go get some some chicken and pop is. That was the last time I went there seven years ago. We can be posted on that I will. I will tell you if I go back because You get that. Get that sandwich. Apparently if you go back you gotta give that a shot you know. I liked the spicy two piece white meat. I like that. I like the red beans and Rice I like Didn't miss you. I don't know what that means the reference. I don't Know Oh you don't lyrics. You just told us these ones. I know There was one by the way speaking of lyrics in lights out by by Ufo uh-huh and did that. I it as an Rainbow Bridge. That was one of our songs and and we'll remember what the lyric was. But it was one of those things where it's like as a kid. You don't underst- again you. I don't know what you don't know every word in the Kavulanya and it was like well. That doesn't that sentenced doesn't make sense to me And then you also like you know songwriters may also so you know use words the language and We're maybe it doesn't make sense to you. But they're painting a picture. And yes you wouldn't say that to hello mother Blah Blah Blah. Ah Blah remember what it was and it was and I sing the wrong lyrics every time we performed and then I finally saw the lyrics liner notes. It was like Oh that That's what they're saying. Hang their the craziest thing is when you hear a cover of a song that you know very well. And because it's a cover the person singing it sing something slightly differently friendly s and it eliminates. The lyric actually is like. Oh my God. Yeah thank you got what. which ones have I wish? I had an example for any of the things. I'm talking I can tell you when I I went to public chicken. Though about seven years ago I love that chicken Apus by you is annoying though because there's no drive thru you gotta got a park you gotta walk in there with a lot of believed they finally blew up. That Carl's junior in that in that area now there. We don't know what it's going to be. We're waiting anxiously to find out moving into town. That's that's the rumor on the street and even imagined happened. I don't understand the White Castle I actually. It seems beyond time for that. Maybe it's just because it's not very good and also we also cow is like do not come at so cal with your burgers because the there's so many crazy really good burger places here and then a lot of bad ones but I consider it the Burqa. I know you and you're the guy making burgers pizzas so I'd be anybody I I think part of it is that La is maybe maybe they could have open to the eighties near Sunset Strip With the drinking and the and the we are not a big go out and get hammered town and White Castle Berry much is A. That's that's what you're on your way back from the bar and you need something at two in the morning dot. You have something on your know about I do something I think. If White Castle comes comes out to California Southern California now they should just do it as food trucks. Oh that's a good. That's a great Eddie. My apologies for lashing out at you. Yeah because just park it in front of wherever wherever the drunk. Why hasn't that happened? I don't know because you pull up a white castle in front of some business you're GONNA you're GonNa make a fortune one hundred percent. You could make a fortune. Let's do there's why don't we get a truck because you can't stand the sound or smell of grilling I had A. I had a horrible experience castle and I worked at the car. Wash with the Pablo Babayev When we bought all that was our job at all the the whole band work there and the car? Wash the situation in the net little booth outside of the car wash Josh. Were you know the room for two people and then as a foul smelling Thing in a small room somehow your vagueness makes is it more disgusting than if you just said what really I can't. I can't get to want you to but I also now imaginations running wild I I thought you. He's like someone threw up in their similar similar. Oh Boy Themselves that excess burps. Yes Oh and I'm glad it wasn't what I thought it was just was nope and I had to. I had to leave the booth and vomit because it was so awful was at the beginning of your problem. No that was a different situation. I again I know exactly what it was. Somebody's making sloppy joes. I know when that the problem. This is a different Elliott. Have you ever had White Castle in your life not fresh. They do have the frozen ones done that. Yeah our Eh It's fine. It's if it depends on whether you microwave it or or toasted the right amount of time or not because because they can get weird and the bread can get hard and but it's yes if you oh I remember guys all the time in college. If you over microwave. The bungee hard for some reason the water goes away. But I mean you know if that experience is the same as is like eighty percent of what a white castle burgers. It's okay. I'm fine I will tell you this. There are times when I'm on the road if I'm on the road if I'm going to study for more than two days and they have white castle I may grab it on the way back from a club..

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Women's Health & Plant-Based Nutrition With Dr. Gemma Newman

Nutrition Rounds Podcast

10:58 min | 1 year ago

Women's Health & Plant-Based Nutrition With Dr. Gemma Newman

"Everyone about your path path into medicine and how you found plant based nutrition and then you know this entire episode is going to be answering a lot of questions about women's health that we get asked all all the time and i know you see this in your in your practice you take care of patients from all age ranges in all stages of life so i think that it's going to be just so informative for our listeners so starting with weird did you start in medicine getting into plant based diet and just tell her a little bit about yourself my k. well will i am as you say i'm a primary care physician and i've been working in clinical practice for fifty years now so it's been a long long time and i've been doing all sorts of specialties in that time but my my work in general practice has been for eleven years and i just ask you all sorts of people bull and my passion permits has always been i've always wanted to be a doctor and help people and get to know them and their family so it's been a dream unrealized but i did find early on in my practice that was getting increasingly frustrated because here in the UK i'm seeing you partner with a small friendly family participant typical nearly three thousand people but we only have ten minutes per person so i had to find ingenious ways of including nutritional lifestyle information in that ten minute paradigm and monies to achieve it and get some incredible results for people and it really did feel like i was suddenly able to add a lot more to my medical toolbox than i ever had before and my journey was long process i've always had an interest in life steinmetz in getting to the real root of what it is that has caused disease a condition rather than solely treating either symptomology or the actual disease process assisted self so it started early on with motivational interviewing techniques solution focused brief therapeutic approaches and then when i went into the realms off off inning to give nutrition advice i was more cautious to start with because i haven't done much study in that area at that time i kind of i knew that the general zeitgeist iced with cops a bad and but i didn't give that advice my patients freely i lost of weight that way but then what i discovered myself alf in my own house was that my lipid profiles raised despite weight loss and good exercise regimes and i have a family history of heart disease so i'm actually a few years ago was even off a deal to talk about my journey but i declined i didn't feel as though it was a good example to set for others when i was still struggling with ray snippy the profile but for a few years and i found the evidence around competition and like you know ten years on with two kids and the exercising less than half the amount manage to not only have a normal BMI but also been my lip profiles to the normal range so i was absolutely delighted and that really began my studying odyssey so i spent the last few years studying ins and outs of competition and being able to share that with my patients has been one of my absolute greatest joys i've seen so many powerful transformations in people that it's truly made medicine not only my vacation location but huge passion so it's been wonderful that is so admirable and i just love that you shared that part of your journey it's just it's i really really do find that a lot of physicians who feel passionate about this found improvements in their own life through integrating attrition into their own families and their own personalizing generalizing their own health and that's a really beautiful story because it's just so interesting how your evolution of health of you've tried different kinds of scope of diets them them yourself and have tried absolutely so i have to say i i used to have a used to love steak it was my favorite meal you know i used to not eat those kinds of phase in so i try not to come at this with an evangelistic tone but raven i've been told i really really have the that's so it's actually so valuable actually that something i'm majorly lacking actually because so i became the cherian and then vegan like i stopped eating we need is like maybe eighteen and then became begin my early twenties so i like never liked meat so i do lack i saw that i like incredibly empathetic and i truly believe like everyone's on their own journey and i respect where everyone is with food and nutrition so personal but i do lack the like understanding understanding of like you know oh don't you just mistake because i never i never liked it actually the funniest example ever is that recently there was a vegan deep ball oh and i was eating it and i actually almost threw up because i have a fight because i thought it was me everyone around you was like how delusional are you you've who need not me but like even the kind of like texture consistency like it just makes me sick and what's so important to recognize that you you know people who who did really like animal products you know it it actually gives you a level of understanding with your patients that it's not easy for everyone to drop it in a day i actually she think that adds a level of compassion and empathy to your practice that so important oh thank you done you know i do i do become a base from eleven to standing funding and and people sometimes look at me a bit funny and sale it's all right for you you know you probably never even liked it and sometimes say actually no it used to be my favorite thing i used to always order a burger or a steak and what i have to do is i have to align myself with the information available and then when side thunder unrealized the health benefits then of course i allowed an appreciation of the other benefits to come into my consciousness especially received the environmental and animal compression size it it is a win win but yeah i i am to to really help people guess it from their own health and what they can achieve so beautiful i think your your your empathy and compassion it comes through if you will we'll talk about where everyone can find you and social media leader but you can definitely definitely definitely must follow dr newman actually just tell them right now during episode okay okay a few insists so you can find me on instagram you can find me on instagram at plant power doctor so that's my instagram handle and you can look at my website jimmy newman dot com and the the reason why i say that is because gemma went one thing i love about you the me that you and i and a lot of other plant based actress sharon common is this empathy i think that understanding that all of our patients don't have to go one hundred percent but just the more plant predominant implant forward is important meant it opens up the realm of health and wellness to more people it's more inclusive acid- than it is exclusive and i think that your social media really reflects that it just reflects that this is a journey for everyone and we're just here to support people on this journey so i think you're positively he is just really shines through so every make sure hawes s right now and go to your instagram up and follow dr what she shares so you up i wanna talk all about women's health because i get questions all the time about women's health and i had natalie crawford who's in OBGYN infertility specialists on for the episode she's brilliant and wonderful and we can only hit on so much and so i've so many leftover questions to talk to you about as you are a primary care provider and you're a female physician and you love women's health i am so excited to talk to you about a different ways that you've incorporated some integrated medicine plant based nutrition into your practice to help with different issues and women's health so starting with one of the most common questions i've received starting with even just premenstrual pain and menstrual cramps something that it seems like for some people is not much of an issue but for others it's really really really debilitating there are some different tricks of the trade that people can go about this naturally likes i'd love for you to that of course i do see a lot of women with period issues and sometimes it can be really hard to manage and and it depends on the person's always awesome there have been the different methods that they're looking at but what's amazing is that there are certainly some natural remedies that can be potentially henchi as effective as the drugs that we would usually tend to to help with period pains so for example i do love turmeric it's as an incredible spice and there was a study to show that the kirkman has an incredible ability to reduce premium pains it also increases media enough levels in the bloodstream membrane your traffic factor which is a protein that is known to help with new on survival and growth and what's incredible is that it also is linked to reducing zinc period pain that was a randomized controlled trial and what they did was they got women to take kirkman supplementation three cycles vest as a placebo supplement i'm what they found was that in the women who took the cu-cuban supplement there was a significant improvement in mood in physical symptoms and of course in that BGN f- levels does and it didn't require very much dish acquired a couple of capsules daily from seven days before their period and that's something that could be hugely effective so just a really basic thing you know you might know it's quite easy just to try to reach for the painkillers and that can be the the stan thing but if you're caught something that's not true that you can use which is effective then why not use it that's amazing especially because it's so easy when you're young you know when you're woman in your twenties and thirties and you have crabs it's so so easy to just like grab for a ton of advil because had a works but it's at the same time it's like to think that there is an alternative method out there that has this anti-inflammatory in pain reducing without you know the side effects of medication even over the counter medications mazing so that's that's a great tip well ginger you mentioned over the counter medication so ginger there was a study on ginger and they got three different cohorts of women ebb and they gave one third of the cashews of ginger powder at two hundred and fifty milligram dose four times a day for three days from from the first day of their periods and they gave a second one mefin casted two hundred fifty milligrams which as you know is a strong anti inflammatory painkiller yeah those and they gave the four hundred milligrams of ibuprofen in the third cohort again i think that was three times daily so all given quivalent dosages and what they discussed no it is a lot different graves and what they discovered was that they were all equally

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Universal Studios Orlando announces new theme park

Orlando's Morning News

01:15 min | 1 year ago

Universal Studios Orlando announces new theme park

"Orlando we're getting another theme park I'm thrilled to be here to announce universal's epic universe that was the big announcement from universal they've been teasing it all week the resort is doubling in size with plans for a fourth theme park right down the street but he offered almost no information on when it will open what it will look like or how much it'll cost despite the lack of details the CEO of universal parks promises it'll provide fourteen thousand jobs with pay starting at fifteen dollars an hour governor run Disentis was at the announcement this area has proven itself to be a world class destination and Orange County mayor Jerry Deming's praise the company's contribution to state and local taxes I like that part pretty good which will need to wrestle is also pitching in one hundred sixty million dollars to extend part of Kirkman road near the site of the new park between the scales news ninety six point five W. DDO but not everybody is happy about the new part is some neighbors in the tangible park area are worried about all the noise I'm pretty sure you wouldn't want a theme park right across the street from the house every day of the week here and all that others just hope it's good news for the neighborhood in the long run just hoping that universal in being there would be able to help our

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"kirkman" Discussed on Jesse, Jordan, GO!

Jesse, Jordan, GO!

02:08 min | 1 year ago

"kirkman" Discussed on Jesse, Jordan, GO!

"You're right we're all the same age me remember him foot larry flow toilet twenty things you can do you say they're fleeing me made mix he's a user we compare in a straw right yeah he's a paper straw we gotta do what we came from endangered species long teaching a pain to drive cars in kirkman then on electrocution hawkins you could walk five i said yeah i mean abandoned that y'all y'all y'all serious star of the movie you can stand in money they put money in this weird seance i presume what my gosh i had no idea i did a lot of blow in the good times came back to bite me in the bad times when steve irwin got stung by the thing they were all the same as we all know where we're at it at maximum fund dot ready dot com you can find us on facebook at facebook dot com slash slash whatever search for jordan just a maximum fund there's a nice maximum fun group people like the postings fair a were on twitter with the hashtag jj go i'm jesse thorn jordan is that jordan underscore morris christian is at jen kirkman a lot of fun to be had all over the internet n y times dot com is good website per news yeah checkout 'em amazon products yeah you like products adam weather dot com for all your travel weather predict oh that's a great leo grillo shop yeah that is great i.

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Robert Kirkman And AMC discussed on Z Morning Zoo

Z Morning Zoo

00:20 sec | 1 year ago

Robert Kirkman And AMC discussed on Z Morning Zoo

"Here's here's here's the walking dead is finally dead I mean dag dead well the creator of the walking dead Robert Kirkman he's the guy who made the comic book to the show is based on he said that today's issue of the walking dead comic is the last one so even though the comic book of the dead AMC networks are no no we're gonna keep the show going for the next decade

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"kirkman" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

03:03 min | 1 year ago

"kirkman" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"When you use the promo code Pardo. Does that as my last name P Ardito on my lesson? No. It's might listener at ten bucks off your first purchase. Go to Keith seatgeek king of seat. Our next guest. I may Sean. Up your fucking mouth. Jen, Kirkman everybody. Am I income Bala? Now. I don't know what. Yes. Yeah. You madonna? This is so much to say this is your time. Go I want to say, congratulations on the ninety one thousand but I think we can get it to one hundred thousand that what What what what what we? we. But don't you think India yelled at me for playing if we're trying to this is a funny bit what's going to happen. Shut down the street. Fucking kidding me language is gonna help us to swear. Either. You want? Jan it's just about YouTube. They're that way. Yeah. We what if I sing along to it though with parody lyrics. It's just we can't. That's cool. It's just one minute of this. Okay. No, elliot. It's computerized computerized print will if you use it prerecorded thing if if Wayne knows it your golden way. No, it's bad. It's bad news. This is all starting on Ravel. Jan I'm sorry. Might know this. Pets federman? I think they can do this. It's not okay. I need to sing along with it. But I'll I'll look up the lyrics. Okay. Who say no, Ken. That's okay. Can I think we're better off not here for a minute? It's not going to be worth all this. But that's why that's going to be so great. We go play imagine. No. Maybe I can talk everyone through what I was going to do in read. It do it as more. Spoken word. Yeah. Jimmy issue. This would roll out the barrel. Hope you at all. Always. But that's. Good. I know the steroids you're on and they saved my life when vocal issues, and I love this. It's amazing. I was you can't play right now. It's hard to play. I was trying to look at who's trying to trying to help. Now. I know just walk through a gym. Well, I was gonna come out here. Now's going to. Just trying to make it work. So we don't get the internet. Oh god. I got. But this moonlight sonatas in. Oh. Do you know they used to play that? Yeah..

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"kirkman" Discussed on WTMJ 620

WTMJ 620

01:40 min | 1 year ago

"kirkman" Discussed on WTMJ 620

"Kirkman. Wake up with is literally happened moments before I was reading through the Marquette interchange was good morning, gene. You have that rain storm last night. It was coming down. We have seen a couple of DOT.

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"kirkman" Discussed on It's Wood - A show about all things woodworking

It's Wood - A show about all things woodworking

03:23 min | 2 years ago

"kirkman" Discussed on It's Wood - A show about all things woodworking

"It's beautiful stuff. And he brought it home. Immediately texted me because he couldn't he appreciates would. And he couldn't see himself chains on this up for firewood. And he said, you know, and she don't you build furniture. The cool thing is I met this person. Because I flip the house next door to him. Which is great. And we got to know each other. And had we not, you know, whenever I flip a house. I always go around and meet all the neighbors and introduce myself, make sure they know who I am why I'm there and just establishing a relationship, and I'm I'm really glad I did that in this case because this connection never would have happened. So I had never dried would myself ever before. I'd every I'd would from fine hardwood, suppliers like cross cut and Gobi or whatever. And I had bought would at the rebuilding center. But I had never had never used Greenwood or had to bring Greenwood back to my shop and deal with it. And so I literally I learned everything the hard way, I brought all this would home. I went out there at night thinking, I was going to come home with a couple of slabs, and I came home with a suburban full my truck full of wood sticking out, the back and everything and I got home at like eleven o'clock at night and had to go through the stuff, and sort it. And I brought a bunch of it into my shop within about a week. It was covered in mold because there was no airflow over it. I mean, and I'm trying to learn on the fly. So. I think I went through about three different sorting and stacking up rations before I started to actually even understand what I was doing. And immediately realized as I did research that there was no way I was ever going to be able to dry wood and Portland Oregon outside and I don't have any. We're sitting in my very small shop right now as you can see there's no room to do anything like that in here. So the only the only option if I wanted to do it here someone suggested I'm I'm a member of Woodworkers. Community online on Facebook. I think it's I think it's sponsored by the whisper and came up with it's called right now. But it's great. And I just put a thing. I put a picture of my stack of Airdrie. I wouldn't I said, so what do I do guys? Like, first of all tell me everything you see wrong with this stack. And then tell me what I need. What do I do from here? Like, how do you do this? And somebody said you need to build a solar count. It never even heard of one started doing research and kind of fell in love with the idea. And I mean literally within a week. I was building that thing. Because I kept bringing these truckloads home where to put them. So I gotta start using them. And so that's the story. Yeah. Yeah. Pitchers of the kiln on my website. And go ahead, and you have a website with has a lot of pieces on it. Go ahead and plug it telling it is and I'll have links on the episode pay. Yeah. It's K O furniture dot com. And it's very simple website. It's mostly photographs. There's a little bit of an about section and for sale page when I have stuff that I've got good photos of that wasn't commissioned. But yeah, so go take a look at it. And you can see a lot of his stuff because I can only take pictures of whatever he's working for Woodworkers. You know, don't really have a show room, and when you were out of your house, so. Instagram at I think, it's Kirkman original on Instagram, which is what KO stands for and then on Facebook as well, Kirkman original doesn't sound for knockout. But I'm fine. If people. You can use that I won't charge. We'll have links at the bottom of the episode page for all those things you can go take a look at his stuff. It's just absolutely beautiful..

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This Week in Nerd

Talk Nerdy to Me

04:52 min | 2 years ago

This Week in Nerd

"One com books. Everybody was buying September. Let's go through the top ten for September twenty. Eighteen top the list. We have return of wolverine number one for marvel. Comics number two heroes in crisis. Number one from DC doomsday clock number seven comes in at number three from DC. Number four is Batman. Number fifty, five DC number five is Batman damned. Number one from DC. I'm kinda surprised that one wasn't higher is sold out everywhere. People are still clamoring to get it in. It's going for high prices on EBay number six, Batman, number fifty. Four number seven, Daniels legacy number one number eight. Fantastic. Four number two. Number nine, amazing Spiderman. Number six, followed up by amazing Spiderman number five at the ten spot. So you can see his pretty evenly distributed between marvel and DC in the top ten, we don't see our first image. Comic until number fifty, eight oblivion song by Kirkman. So it's not even Walking Dead. Are you still in comics, the marvel character air by loves the hate, no, not cyclops. The other one name more. Yeah, name more is back. He's he's always been kind of a prick. Now he's tired of everybody invading the oceans. He's decided he's going instead of invading the land like he has in the past with invasion and flooding Manhattan. He's decided he's just going to kick everybody who doesn't live in the ocean Audi ocean. He has formed a little group called defenders of the deep named Moore's defenders. Deep are made up of characters like tiger shark, orca and drama is some other characters. In this picture. The I'm not quite sure who they are not been named yet. Name more begins his agenda in avengers number nine, he shows he's not above murderers you since his sharks out to eat Stingray. They more is pretty formidable by himself. He can take on the avengers with no help whatsoever. But now the. He has some allies with the vendors of the deep. The oceans are going to be a scarier place. Let's talk about the venom movie from Sony. I. I, it was a good movie. It just was not a venom movie. This character characterization of venom was not what I know from the comics completely changed. His personality demeanor didn't stop people from going to the theaters and watching it Benedict the top spot for the second week in a row, the box office, it beat out of stars born, which is no easy task since it is getting a lot of Oscar buzz. Venom is earned. Almost thirty two million dollars for second weekend, putting in at around two hundred forty, four million worldwide. That is pretty good for a movie that the critic said, pants saying that it was going to fell miserably. This is why I don't listen to critics, but as I said, it's a great movie. Just not a venom movie. Sony is also working on a movie for craven the hunter. This one though will have appearance, my spider man since it's going to be based on Craven's last hunt. If you've read that story line, it's great storyline. Craven has taken down. Every major thing that he can hunt except for Spiderman a, he sets his sights on the web Slinger. They're putting out the third installment to what I consider the greatest superhero trilogy. A lot of people at flies under the radar, the unbreakable or east row one, seven, seven series. This is the unbreakable series by m night Shyamalan starring Bruce Willis as David Dunn, where he finds out that he actually has superpowers, he finds this out because Mr. glass allies. Your price is on the opposite side of spectrum. He's very frail and you know, the wind will break his bones. The second series is split with James McEvoy mcevoy's character, Kevin Crump has multiple personalities, and one of those is the beast which is a super powered crazy primal being in glass. The third of that trilogy all three allies. Your price Kevin Cronin. David done are all on the same mental. Institution. Allies, your price being the mastermind Mr. glass. He convinces Kevin Crump to bring the beast forward and they use him to escape David done. Being the good guy breaks out in his trying to hunt him down.

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Twenty Nine Billion Dollars, Seven Five Percent and Twenty Four Hours discussed on Biz 1190 Overnight

Biz 1190 Overnight

04:11 min | 2 years ago

Twenty Nine Billion Dollars, Seven Five Percent and Twenty Four Hours discussed on Biz 1190 Overnight

"And we're ninety minutes away from the the trading day in the sketch headlines from around the world christine harvey's with christine president trump is scheduled to meet putin in helsinki tomorrow just days after the justice department announced charges against twelve russian intelligence officers for hacking offenses the indictments are part of the ongoing special counsel probe into potential coordination between the trump presidential campaign and the kremlin secretary of state mike pompeo says he's confident the meeting real quote but america in a better place the trip to finland follows an eventful few days in the uk for president trump yesterday thousands of protesters demonstrated in scotland as the us leader took a short holiday one of the two golfers he owns the country scars first minister nicola sturgeon nor any of her government met him israel and hamas breaks a ceasefire in the gaza strip the agreement was announced late saturday and is the largest daytime assault on the area by israel in four years they attacks targeted dozens of military facilities and killed two city teens and wounded fourteen china's monthly trade surplus with the us row swing record twenty nine billion dollars in june the data underlines the imbalance at the heart of the escalating trade war between the world's largest economies and there's little sign that the us deficit with china will improve anytime soon and france takes on croatia in the world cup final later an unexpected matchup that payers of the european union sounding nations against the blocks newest member is a chance to avenge a semi final defeat at the hands of france in one thousand nine hundred ninety eight when the french went on to win the title for the first and so far only time last night belgium england to take third place global news twenty four hours a day on air anna tick tock on twitter powered by more than twenty seven hundred journalists and analysts in more than one hundred twenty countries i'm christine harvey this is bloomberg thanks so much christine well turkey has been cut deeper into junk territory by fitch ratings which cited the nation's widening current account deficit rising inflation and declining economic policy credibility the lira slid following the news extending its biggest weekly declines skews me since the global financial crisis has an air don rattled markets last week as he appointed his soninlaw as finance minister but in a more pulses story for khazar whose credit has been raised to stable from negative by moody's agency says the nation can withstand the economic financial and diplomatic boycott by saudi led neighbors in its current form even if there are further restrictions for an extended period of time with ite a deterioration of its credit profiles so being and for more we're joined by a falsehood if ball head of middle east researcher criticize to have you with us this morning circle back to turkey first of all so of not turkey two notches deeper below investment grade the bombs traded eighteen point seven five percent in terms of you are the bombs priced for this dying grade increasingly yes i mean this is something that's been happening gradually and we've been watching the bonds come under more pressure and frankly i think wooding really hits it on the head and it captures of the market sentiment that the has been a significant problem with central bank credibility and that's really what you're seeing happening both on the effects on the fixed income front rating agencies aren't big fans of politicians eating into independent institutions we'll see what they say about the us in a few years time speaking of turkey though paul kirkman arguing in an oped last week that turkey is at risk of one thousand nine hundred asian style financial crisis is that something that you would agree with based on the recent dynamics i wouldn't go that far but i would say that we have highlighted several emerging market countries specifically.

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"kirkman" Discussed on Kevin Pollak's Chat Show

Kevin Pollak's Chat Show

04:29 min | 2 years ago

"kirkman" Discussed on Kevin Pollak's Chat Show

"The seinfeld chronicles and season one only four episodes and thirteen jews were watching to bring it home so i went home and it was my prayers were answered for jason alexander and myself when seinfeld got picked up so working on that show chris guest would just look at me and i had to do scenes with him on the show and i eventually had to do what i called forehead acting stare at the center of his forehead while we had seen face to face because if i looked into his eyes it was not going to be good for me and to this day he'll just do a little head adjustment changing his glance from me to the shrubbery behind me mid conversation and give a little and i'm i'm done i'm done for so christopher is your ins i believe that's the house keeping for today i'm going to say it is whether you like it or not like to get to our guest if you don't mind i am super excited because we've we've been working together now for a couple of years and she scoffs but it's you could you could write that you could you could put that in an record of sorts please welcome jen kirkman now jen why do i in a few others i'm guessing wanna say jen kirk lynn is because we love dr kirkland from costco is he a doctor we i've decided okay yeah i think it's because i had a crush on a boy in highschool named adam kirkland okay and it was always my dream that someday i would be jen kirkman kirkland and maybe you're sensing oh now i've changed my mind about that did you have a crush on him because you had similar name no i was just couldn't wait till homeroom every day because i knew that to be next to him and then he moves is very sad anyway maybe you're sensing that in my soul what was full name well of course i can't his name was adam kirkland kirkland if you're out there we own no no no no i no longer have a crush but we it's always embarrassing when he remembers that i did but anyway i also think nowadays with someone famous named ono there's another kirk with with robert kirkman whatever the walking dead and president kirkman on that show with kiefer sutherland where he's a president while she'll there's a lot of kirkman so there's i feel like it's coming back throng we're coming back strong so i don't know why can't get shit it's because of costco costco because everything is gut kirkland on it i get introduced as kirkland a lot which you know it can be soulcrushing whoa i don't know if you've ever been called the wrong welcome to coven poland also for some reason my grandfather decided to remove the sea from the spelling of pollock and i've been correcting that oh forever in my mind i would spell it with a c and you should yeah there was a split between the grandfather and his brother won the family also the puck which just to give a name it l silent anyways but they argued are out his belet do you think someone was having a go and they were like taking the piss and they were like polack even though i know are you not polish no russian okay so i don't know maybe they were just doing that yeah well it just giving racist last name i just know that the the grandfather and brother who escaped the cossacks when they were like five six years old just my one of my favorite childhood memories was two of them yelling at each other at the table because it was hilarious the funniest thing i've ever seen i'm channeling that a little bit and when i when i do the moishe on i have to say to the audience one of the greatest joys of my life is as a writer on the show and again i give all the credit to amy and dan by the way we haven't even mentioned that yet we've been working together for a couple of years this is one of the great writers on the marvelous mrs mazel hello the joy of my life is sitting in the table reads and watching you guys act and i'm just like oh it's a moist i get so excited when it's a moist heavy script so listen enough well you know i did you see barry levinson's jeremy dare.

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Baria touts party in runoff as Sherman promises fresh course

Talkin' Pets

01:20 min | 2 years ago

Baria touts party in runoff as Sherman promises fresh course

"President trump has promoting his administration's business policies particularly tax cuts stirring around table on tax reform in las vegas usa open for business event follows mr trump's speech earlier today to the nevada republican party convention south carolina republican congressional candidate katie arrington expected to recover but it will take a while the woman who beat incumbent mark sanford in the gop primary was a pastor in a car hit by a wrong way driver and a fresh wave of violence and repression claimed at least seven lives in nicaragua as international criticism mounts against the government of president daniel ortega over its response to protests the the attacks began friday evening hours after the inter american commission on human rights presented a report signaling the nicaraguan government is having violated human rights during the protests this is sr in news want to change how you feel significantly relieffactor dot com we'll do that for you support for temporary relief of minor aches and pains if you're out there exercising go a little bit too far as i did on saturday you definitely need relief factor on sunday monday tuesday wednesday actually i take it every day as to tens of thousands of people may know that they should have mega which is fish oil rich virtual which you can get from red wine but you don't know how much i carrying kirkman altogether carefully calibrated.

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Michael Jackson Musical Coming to Broadway

Lori and Julia

02:56 min | 2 years ago

Michael Jackson Musical Coming to Broadway

"You know maplewood toyota is minnesota's number one volume hybrid dealer it's true and that's according to toyota motor sales usa 2017 as a matter of fact now's a great time to find that hybrid you've been waiting for maplewood toyota has hundreds of them cameras wrath highlanders prius you name it they've got them all at maplewood toyota stop in today or check out their user friendly website maplewood toyota just south of six ninety four and highway sixty one in maplewood this is the mytalk now trending report what's this what's the latest trending online this afternoon it's national martini day also beyond saying jay z trending fans are deconstructing their new video for hidden meanings and symbolism the name of that song i can't say on the radio but go check it out the videos online right now also michael jackson trending michael jackson musical is coming to broadway the show is said to be inspired by the life and work of jackson and it set for a twenty twenty debut what are the turtles are gonna get a music along broadway and that's what i wanted the turtles out of all the bands that have ever existed on the planet donny you are pulling out off the top of my head enjoy it of course it should be called happy together and also trending would be robert kirkman the creator of the walking dead has a new series coming to amazon it's going to be animated a superhero series and it's called invincible that will be debating sometime in the near future or that's attorney here at mytalk oh let's say you're supposed to give you the forecast so let me do that real quickly cloudy tonight sixty one below tomorrow partly sunny with a high of eighty right now it is sixty six at mytalk now you know what we know see more at mytalk one zero seven one dot com gum you do thanks for hanging out with us joy that's your girls like you sign we are good so do you.

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"kirkman" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

01:37 min | 2 years ago

"kirkman" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"That's right you're getting carpet because this is correct yeah diving kirkman it'd be because which oddly enough until right now i still consider getting fingered you're welcome all right there's the amish sure there's elliott hobart behind mission control over there doing the lord's work what happened over the weekend with elliot hope we're gonna lady friend nothing too exciting i while i was doing the podcast stuff and waiting to process i managed to pay my state taxes and take care of a parking ticket that they got because of the earthquake retrofit this is exciting and then we went over to front of the show junkie fence threatens for some board game night didn't he i saw that on facebook how many people show up to something something like that thirteen that's a lot that was a lot yeah so how many how many games you on at once then we actually were just playing we played two one games we play three played how to one that's not a sentence i understand that we all played games together all thirteen if you played one game yes where'd you play oh i don't remember the name of it's it's a word game where it's kind of like hangman but the reverse and then we played because you're guessing letters of people everybody has a word that they try to make a hard word fee to try given their car is it tell you whether or not you get extra turns or whatever and their points whatever and then then we played that help anyone not one person hide understands what you're talking about nobody wants to dive deeper that that's fair now let's let's that's worse snorkeling this topic that we played another word game and then we played telestrator.

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"kirkman" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

01:38 min | 2 years ago

"kirkman" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"Male let's get to that before we take a break male the man in ever i i took down is an ad live on gordon know when you song sixty top mavra get hello jen kirkman shougen doesn't know that there's music playing ears and i'm singing along to us why am i leaning over like this i don't know but i had to imagine that was weird she walked in we were all sitting here silently but did not really acknowledge her yeah there's music playing there was a song playing jen kirkman what he got ma now i'm talking louder because i'm trying to pretend like i'm yelling over to you over there tells because he's an old man so i'll show there i've never had a microphone estimate in the waiting to come on the show seat probably from him no don't tell me my experience twitter don't get defensive don't get defensive with me about twitter because i'm law enforcement is investigating some death threats and stuff i'm getting so i can't talk about like i'm not fighting with real people these are like the outright is after so anyway though because you're not the only reason we know who's having issues with the it's the paid are you trolls and they'd come after if you say bernie or trump so i thought about it sure this with you just gets us off this topic i can't believe i didn't open with this i know i didn't.

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Comedian Jen Kirkman Brings an All-New Show to Hilarities Next Week

On Air with Ryan Seacrest

00:47 sec | 3 years ago

Comedian Jen Kirkman Brings an All-New Show to Hilarities Next Week

"At night what it that isn't there have been they did start flowing ben isn't it i mean just for a minute just put your like what is it like to be in your shoes on this evening celebrating that potential accolades for your work your family must be so proud of you well i get you have to be careful there could some people have lost family cable use a family that very vague nothing your momma your you look around in ucp look i've said like i thought somebody who scarlett johansson walks up and maybe this was last year at this year i think it is wrong some with this goodlooking guy and i think hey how long have you tipping altogether and he says we're not going to gather he says i'm her agent i said well no one knows that like how much supposed to know how your that info closer you guys are look look a beautiful couple right so i all i see this guy the age and all the time now and i always think it's go to ansett's boyfriend yeah but apparently not not so just be careful you never does give me on their car gets now patty are you prepared if my act my first carpet ever

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