20 Episode results for "Kirk Kirk"

Media Ministry

Run That Prank

04:48 min | Last month

Media Ministry

"Hi i'm trevor noah of the daily show with trevor noah which is also a podcast. Did you miss last night's episode catch up with the daily show with. Trevor noah is addition. It's everything you love about the daily show except for the dimples but we are working on technology to make an audio version of those two. You can listen to the podcast. Monday to friday mornings everywhere. Podcasts available daily show. With trevor noah is addition subscribe. Now yoda's jisi urban philosopher philanthropists in the host of the recession podcast a production of the black affect podcast network. And i heart radio. I'll bring you wrong conversations about systemic racism mental health life on the streets and much more so join me on the recession podcast by jisi r. e. s. e. s. s. i. n. Podcast on the iheartradio app apple podcasts. With you prefer your podcast steve. Come on you hired him. You hired him on. You gotta keep saying. He's in general without further. The dual mandate needs an introduction. Because he's here so seldom gee. I'm putting together a ha- putting together. My own film started production of my own film. You've seen the nutcracker everybody practice finished with production right before christmas. And they must film is called the black nutcracker we're gonna make it different is what it's going to be the big nutcracker you know the story of the nutcracker yada yada yada we story but this is she falls in love with a guy who comes to. It's a stripper a stripper though where the guy comes to strip club and he goes by the name of big like nets and to save the strip club now. This is what what is wrong. So we're looking for dan looking for dancers and i don't want to offend anybody about what i really i don't i. Don't i want that people. I don't want overweight. I don't heavy set chunky. i don't want dick. I don't i want that people because these are my ballerinas. I want that people really fattening you. Heavyset don't even audition but we don't want to bother with you that we won't that people that can stand on their toes kitsch other fat people. That's what i won't say protection. Yeah that's because. I don't look in as ballerinas and that's nice but in that big black that people that have no problem catching other fat and like i said if you overweight do you can kind of chunky pleasantly plump bone. Look even bother. Don't bother sending me tape now on all production tapes to be sent to big black nutcracker picnic nutcracker got some people that have signed on that already be in the bill o. Kirk kirk franklin is going to be playing the part of baby. Jesus i know what you're saying baby please ain in the big black nutcracker lena nutcracker but he's gonna be missed pedestrian 'cause said he would do it slow rooting apart so he part of baby. Jesus so check me out big black nutcracker coming out around christmas go to black necked additions. Thank you jay coming up at thirty four minutes our sports junior right after this. You're listening to morning show ever wondered why there are two ways to spell donuts or why some people think you can find water underground just by wandering around with a stick believe it or not. This is stuff you should know. You know the podcast. With over a billion listens. It's now for your eyes so you can read it stuff. You should know an incomplete compendium of mostly interesting. Things covers everything from the origin of the murphy bed to why people get lost preorder. It's stuff you should know. Dot com or wherever books are sold.

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Big Black Nutcracker Movie

Best of The Steve Harvey Morning Show

05:13 min | Last month

Big Black Nutcracker Movie

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Mornings with Keyshawn, LZ and Travis (HR 2)

Mornings with Keyshawn, Jorge & LZ

39:00 min | 1 year ago

Mornings with Keyshawn, LZ and Travis (HR 2)

"Indeed a big night in La last night big Lakers win. Big Anthony Davis gets fifty and in the purposely. Is the question about what we're listening to right. There is why did he not have is twenty cut touches. He finally got it last night. Twenty seven times twenty three carries spore passes. This is out of the backfield so big night for Todd Gurley very quickly before we get back to the rams and everything else a very sincere. Thank you to everybody that came out on. It was a great turnout. Honestly I was thinking about as I was driving home. I am incredibly grateful that everybody shows up first of all because good for you guys thank you. Everybody stays ace. Yeah they stayed for four hours. It's remarkable absolutely love. Seeing everybody hang out on farm you were there early in their late thirties. Nobody left Nakas got fired air. Because you didn't go to work that day. Well hopefully hopefully you want to give you a ticket to the Christmas gain picture with at least got a There's been a disturbance into force. Oh shakeup at the top Look Dick's weeks from Travis. and L Z with a point seat each so that puts travis on top with eighty. One points keyshawn. Your fault a second look now nipping at your heels. He's right there to seventy seventy eight to seventy one. I'll still win in. Did you not consult your secret picker last week. Is that why you went back to just four points peak because you you're on fire for awhile the teams at a pick and no one thought that San Francisco would just go in there. I did in winter it up. You don't even the score. Forty eight forty six. No that's close enough. I'll give you a big. It was it was an extraordinary turnout on Friday. Thank you to everybody. That was out there for that. Very quickly you too. I got a I ran into somebody. There was a fan of the show as I was walking towards the press box at the coliseum last night he was taking his son his first ever NFL game. He is an avid listener. He listens every single day. So Bernard good to meet you. Thank you for listening. Hope you and your son had a great time at roll. Call fantastic. Yeah it was good. I went shopping in my onesie. By the way there's this show there's a pure one very close to rock and brews and I could drive back in town and fight traffic and try try to get to pure one to get the rest of my Christmas stuff or could've taken advantage of the pier. One right there with him on winning with my onesie say what time to the Quick Ron brands ran. I went on the freeway and I got on the Carpool Lane. Always do you know and I guess I missed the exit to one. One of the things got off and there was no there was like a four and a half five mile stretch of before an exit ten miles out of the way and I couldn't turn back around that stretch on the ninety one freeway. I know exactly what you get in the Carpool Lane. You better mean it. You're not you're not getting out for a while. That is a long stretch from basically corona all the way into like your Belinda humour. Finley in that car is so a big night for the Rams Twenty eight to twelve. This is called Out Right now. Do they get in. They went from having about sixteen percent chance to a twenty two percent chance three weeks ago. The Rams have the cowboys in Dallas the niners niners in San Francisco. Another primetime game on a Saturday night when they finished with Arizona. MINNESOTA COMES TO L. A. to play the chargers next week Monday night football against the packers and Minnesota and then the bears in Minnesota to finish the season. Does Minnesota lose one of those. Do the Rams Win all three. Because that's what it's going to take. I don't think the rams are GonNa win all three though. I just don't ah you know. The The Dallas game will be interesting. They should win the Dallas game. But you know Dallas all of a sudden Dallas. Who knows show up in act like they WANNA play San Francisco's trying to hold home court. So they they certainly are going to have something to play for. And you're going to San Francisco. Oh so that'll be. That'll be an interesting near in their last game is who you say. The Rams last game Arizona got that yeah so that I think they I think they go to and one I think they lose to San Francisco. They go to in one then. You need the vikings to go one. Two down the stretch Vica very unlikely they might stub their toe once. But I don't know if somebody's going to get him twice. I got a question for you. Guys we're ready for the question out of his chair. The three to get ready for America. I'm ready to go all right. I here's the problem. Yes I know that faith is the belief in something unseen who does good script. But what are you going to need to see. You're going to need to see three and or you're going to need to see one or two from Minnesota because you don't it doesn't have to be both of those things. Keep in mind if they finished with the same record. The Rams Tiebreaker they. They are in position to do that. But you can't drop one in Minnesota needs to drop one. It's the Minnesota piece like right now the way the rams are playing. I think we're going to go into Dallas game. You Go back to that game where they played San Francisco where they got it handed to them. They got beat up. They got pushed around that being said they. They weren't using Todd Gurley the right way. That was a key to leave and Marcus. Peters on defense that was a game with the final score was twenty two seven. Keep in mind this too. There was a pick. Six from from Cory Littleton that if he just holds on the ball walks in he dropped it. There was a past Gerald. Ever down the right side where he could've walked in jerk off over my ten yard. It felt like a beat down because it was but that was also one of those really dirty games at the rams. Could've snag and the rams or a lot better than they were three months ago I in San Francisco is a lot better than they were three months ago to. I mean if you look at the way they play the Baltimore Ravens you look out handed Green Bay their lunch. They go into into New Orleans in pretty much. Take care of business the way to teams go on the road in Windham you look at the Baltimore Game. They could have won that football game. It was it was a move blue water in the air but they could have won that game. Sodas they're playing a lot better than they did the first time that they saw rams so when I look at Frisco against the rams from the first time versus the second time that they plan I think San Francisco is a better football team all the way around. But there's also the the mentality as well key that I think is a different sort of place. Ace San Francisco came in here confident. They left confident. They continue to be confident. We didn't face confident. We were shaky. We weren't sure he'll be. Were offensively. Offensively defensively we weren't really sure we work because we have given up so many points already to the freaking Buchan ears so both sides of the football. We're in questions. People were questioning. Sean McVeigh The whole team into the game. As one big what's going on that's not going to be the scenario when they face. That's that's what you hope. You Hope it's not that scenario when you look at the rams against the Baltimore Ravens. They got manhandled video. I guess they confidence which wasn't shook me EH confidence. Because the way they got run down the field they needed in Arizona but they needed a Seattle to get their confidence back. Whatever confidence they lost at Baltimore more took from him they needed it and they got it back last night? I'm not saying that they don't get run out of the building in San Francisco but when you look at San Francisco on the way. San Francisco's playing right now. Jimmy Garoppolo is playing the quarterback that they envision a gay that money too. He just did last night he yesterday. He looked like a quarterback that was legit. The I think the biggest thing that you talk about with the rams being different when they play the forty niners in a couple of weeks relative to win they played them early in the season. The offensive line is better. I don't I don't know if it's a great offensive line but it's far better than it was then you go back to that game. That's when they were in terrible flux that Andrew Whitworth on the left tackle and really everything else was different than it is right now. You had Brian Allen in the game yet. Joe Nope woman the Game You had rob haven signing the game. All of those guys are gone with injuries. You add Corbett in because of betrayed you put Edwards in Evanston on the right side. You Move Austin Blythe from Right Guard to center and all of a sudden those guys have played together now for the better part of a month. They're creating holes for todd. Gurley Jared Goff's not hitting the deck. It's a different fivesome upfront. And it's not just that it's different. It's cohesive it's better. They may have gotten very lucky. Is the wrong word but they may have stumbled into something. That's going to work for them moving for you. We were to guess the Ravens Jared Goff Beta just stood back then waiting for it to come get him He held the ball too long and he didn't ask axiom. rottweilers are going to ask. A week's jared Goff has not been standing there waiting for the rottweiler to come get him the last two weeks. He's gotten abroad on quicker and he's been you're watching the front seven of the niners. Have you not been watching. What the Rams are doing? Now with Jared Goff. He's not just standing there moving. They're moving key. Daddy's football a lot. Quicker Vinnie did. I ran away from Joey Bosa. Nick Hey run away from Nick. He ain't gotTA stand and and wait for them. At seven is real. That game was played. Two months ago off it'll be two months in a couple of days. There are diff. I agree key that the niners anders are better. They're playing with confidence. The member what that opening drive was in that game. The Rams took the ball they took the opening kick on Went right down. The field scored touchdown remember. They did without passing the ball. Once they just ran ran it ran. It ran it right. Adam scored a touchdown and then hello. Sean McVeigh stopped. Doing and this was in that part of the season where it's like the hell is going on. Why are they not given the ball to todd? Gurley why are they not giving it to Malcolm Brown. Why are they not running the ball? After having success for reasons we can speculate about pitch. Count Health disconnect in relationship just desperation. Whatever it is that it has gotten them to this point? They're giving the ball todd Gurley now. They gave it to todd. Gurley in that first drive it worked it all of a sudden open that game up for them they looked like the rams and then they just decided to go away from it. I wouldn't expect them to go away from it again. I think it is a very different dynamic when they play them again. Well one of the things that they need to do they need to worry about. Dallas your in your about San Francisco. You're right. But they games Dallas Josie gear. It's still there right so looking ahead. Yeah but then I told you. Dallas Dallas is the type of team. They're not very good. But for some reason you'll get all of a sudden act like they wanNA play in. That'll be the game where you just fall asleep all of them and you look up and go damn dame. We didn't see this. Is Your right the fall asleep part though I think is they could show up is not a reasonable but how Tampa Bay Shoda. Yeah but the rams were asleep that we're not GonNa Sleep Rueda put on your thinking caps. Here let's a look ahead and see what Vegas is. What do you think? Stop Grow Up. Please What do you think the point spread is for the Cowboy Ram game for next week? I'll say that the rams are two point favorites. I'm going with four and a half of the rams rams three point favorite for the rams all the way across right Vegas there early. Line there early line. I'm looking at has cowboys favored by three. And a half the perfect four Wyoming saddleback. How do you still the Wyoming co-boys? Yeah but but you were saying this. Watch this game be a key when we both agree claiming cobbler. Are we have Jason Garrett. We agree with all that but yet still go into Dallas. Though is you know the teams like Dallas play bad and they looked on their grows. Get Him out fired a guy and then somebody plays them they get a heartbeat in somebody like Sam I mean like the rams come in heart starts beating faster. Everything's going to be hitting on all cylinders. Amari Cooper have a career day Zeki. Oh Elliott a rush for one thirty that press gotTa Be Twenty Nine Twenty Six of twenty nine I for two forty. Can I offer on her argument. Go ahead the cowboys wins. This year have come against the giants. The redskins the dolphins and the Eagles I get in in the lions. Those are the loss to the saints. Good team between the packers. Good team the jets dreadful dreadful the vikings good team Patriots. Good team bills. Good team bears mediocre as a Lotta else I get it but my team much like Vegas. I said that the points. I said that the rams will be favored Vegas says no but I also say at the same time that this can be. One of those games would a cowboys boys. All of a sudden they start beating. HFS Fill in different. I the last part of that agreement with the line with the cowboys. Cowboys are a public team. They're always going to get a ton of action and that's part of the perception of that number on the cowboys. Vegas don't know what they're talking about. They know what they know and they know how to take. Your money doesn't always necessarily the line. That's certainly background being right. Yes ma'am I'm saying Sir you read Uncle Role Tad Kirk Kirk next yet is it is a Monday morning. It's time to ask Kirk and Kirk. Let's start with the question. Was this any question in your mind at all the best win of the RAM season. But I won't tell Kirk Yeah Best Best one or two seasons. I think that we saw a lot in terms of the all fits obviously tiger early. Jared Goff but this was probably probably their best defensive performance I've seen all season long With all the changes that they may right When you think about the secondary Jalen Ramsey Choi Hill Taylor rap now taking a bigger role in the defensive line is really Underrated you know what I mean. We know about Aaron. Donald Dante follow a career year Klay Matthew he's still a lot left in a tank and then like me and you talked about last night travis. Sensitive can whenever the prime time games come on number fifty seems to play his best so okay. I was really impressed at a complete team performance. We look at it Kirk The Rams last night obviously took care of business the way that they were supposed through offensively jared goff got into a rhythm with the play action pass game but todd Gurley touching raw twenty seven times twenty three out of the backfield four in the air. Can they continue genius. This particular game plan moving forward into the Dallas cowboys into the San Francisco. Forty nine ers do. They need to scrap it and do something different. Asked Kirk No. I think that's the game plan right We saw last year. Verse Dallas in the Divisional Game We saw it a couple of years. Back which mcvay when this team really took the NFL by storm when they beat Dallas in Dallas That was the game plan. Talk early in the play. Action passes from Jared Golf. It's going to be the same way that they're going to beat Samsonov forty niners as well is really to me and I keep saying. We're Todd Gurley me. It's really not about the the yard key it's really just just about the touches He just has to be a threat. It's almost like I remember. I forgot what Super Bowl it was. But when Terrell Davis was in the game where you say like I could not barely see beat him just being a threat in the game allow John Elway. The you know half the play action passes get the ball down the field. And it's the same with Jared Goff. I mean if todd early then again you have to worry about him with check down game the apple worry about him breaking the long run and then you're worried about that. You're comes Robert Woods around the edge or Josh Reynolds on and around. And then Jared Goff can work the screen game so that to me. He can play action games so that has to be the game plan going forward. And I'M I. I think that this his team right now currently is better than they were. This time a year ago I think they're trending upward where the last year I thought they tend to stall out at this time of year. Kirk I have one question for you are the rams getting baby how to get mad. The you know what I think. Actually I question two weeks ago I probably say well we gotta wait and see but the way that I look at it right now To me each each game is a playoff game. I mean I to me. They got to win all three and even if even if they want all three of the they're still not a lot to get in. That's the crazy part so to me. I think that they get in because I think that they win the next three games. I really feel like you're starting to see some of the pedigree of what we saw team you know do last year going on all the way to the super bowl off excited to see how they play these next three. The only thing is now we got you need some help. You need someone to drop a game or two down the stretch and I'm just trying to. I forgot which team is that going to be that Minnesota Is it the seahawks right. We literally don't know but if the rams take care of business you know you just hold your own destiny and then and hopefully get some help Kirk Morrison joining us here on the morning. Show Kirk we were talking about this earlier that why are we where we are right now with regards to todd. Gurley in the sense is that we saw him touch the ball twenty seven times. Yesterday we saw him touch the ball twenty times. Nineteen Times I guess including the past against Arizona a week ago where for the vast majority of the season. He's in there. Was this pitch count injury. Maybe there's some friction all this. What change wild ascended Sean? mcvay see the light start giving the ball to his best player. Askar coming I think terms. I think kind of what I told you yesterday. You know. Sometimes you get these nice fancy restaurants or you're in the hotel and late at night after a long after an event and you're looking at the menu and you're like hey what do I want. What do I want at the end of the day is like Manson's give me a burger and fries? GimMe can you give me some chicken fingers and fries go to what you know you go to. What like your safety like no matter what? Todd Gurley is the safety net. Todd Gurley is just. That's that's sure bread and butter and when you give him the football good things happen whether he's getting stop or whether he's getting yard field. The offense always goes through tiger early and I think Sean McVeigh got away from that. A little bit got a little too pass. Happy in any realize it's like you said I was a navy it because I wasn't giving him the ball. I think you know okay. You said that he had twenty seven touches last night. Twenty seven touches between running and Receiving the first game against the ATL he only had fifteen total total fifteen Russia's eighteen in three catches total so to me the workload now. Is that a point season where ties healthy todd is is fully ready to take on that workflow and he couldn't do that last year because he was banged up so I honestly believe that what they've done with Todd Gurley. It's starting getting to work right. We see it now working where he's not limping to the finish line. He was healthy. He looked strong. He looks ready to go. Kerr Morrison joining the morning. Show Kirk you talked about around the league. Let's take a look at the division. As a whole we sell Seattle last night we saw a Ram San Francisco played early in the day. They went up to New Orleans and took care of business with the million dollar quarterback in Jimmy Garoppolo has Jimmy Garoppolo turned the corner is people are GonNa get off his back now. Let's ask her. I mean you look at his record as a starter man. The Dude has only lost. I believe what three games as a starter three or four games or the starter. I mean he's playing well. Yesterday was a signature win for him. He had fifty five seconds left in three time out and yet he was unfazed. Throw this all the way down for a game. When a touchdown style I mean Jimmy Garoppolo not only has turned the corner? But he's got people in the bay area believe it. They're a super bowl team because he is healthy. He's another guy that he is not going to go out in while you with five hundred yard passing games. He's not Lamar. Jackson does Shawn Watson and Patrick Mahomes but the dude has a Moxie has confidence often. It's about him and it permeates throughout the entire team. And that's why guys like George Kit or you know getting face masks. If they're still carrying guys fifteen twenty ours ars down. That's why they were down two tackles and yet they were still able to block up front. I mean they have a different mindset and it really started Jimmy G. and I thought yesterday's win at New Orleans. Manna in a playoff type atmosphere. That that was his first. I think big win in the National Football League Kirk I have a little bit of concern concern. Regards to the RAMS special teams We saw a couple of different guys return ball yesterday. That has a blocked field goal with Gregg the leg. Are there some cracks ex. There was it just like our listen quirks. That are just happening NASCAR yet it. That's a concern. Lv It really is because you know that was sort of automatic. That's the one thing that when you go on the road which is probably what's going to happen with the rams if they make the playoffs as a wildcard team the always got a pack. Two things. Right you know. I mean you carry on or your luggage. You pack your defense and you gotTa Pack Special Teams and so right now. I know deep. It's going to be in my bag right now. I don't don't know what parts of my special teams I can pack. Because right now it does not seem like the special teams unit is as good as it's been over the last couple of years to you mentioned question marks at the punt return turn game Kickoff retire really almost not really a big deal because so many kickers has taken out of the back of the is off. But if you're trying to find a just an a- An added advantage in the game right now the rams don't have it in so many years for the last couple of years it's really been their biggest advantage and right now yes it is a concern concerned because they don't have that Kirk Morrison joins US everything each and every rams game for ASCA Kirk. Thanks Kurt Doc. Goodman Turkey Lakers have to. MVP candidate Steve Jumping Front last night. We'll get into it next Lakers role last night at Staples Center behind fifty from Anthony Davis fifty points. I fifty point game as a member of the Lakers right there. Lebron was the FIDGETY. Ah lebrun thirty two points last night. Thirteen rebounds and it's all good job King Eighty fifty just. They've got to indy peas. And you you start to get it there. Twenty four games into the season and you can't start voting for it now but you can start thinking about it now. Yana certainly in the mix look Donncha churches in the mix. James Hardness probably in the mix still but you wonder if the Lakers with both ad and Lebron if they don't split some votes and neither one of them gets it because they're both so deserving irving of both getting it well. I think it depends on who separates himself like like I think a decade separate itself from Lebron as we continue to move move forward meaning like he continue to have those historic nights. Because the Brom wants him to he wants to defer to him and allow L. him to carry the team and when he needs to step up he could do it now. You have third two points last night but it was like an afterthought because it really was celebrating the fifty coming handed halftime and telling them not only get fifty. Next time. They'll come and go get try to get eighty because they want him to do those things so I think that's why he could separate yourself now from Lebron well but the problem is is not a problem but the the interesting part of it is. Is that your everything you said is right. Absolute Bronze Averaging Twenty six seven and eleven Kevin. And what's Twenty six seven and eleven for him and you just you you start looking at this and it's not just that Anthony Davis is a great player air. It's that it's twenty six seven eleven for a guy in his seventeenth season. I'm pulling up shooting dominating games and doing whatever he wants whenever he wants to do it. It is. It's very hard to ignore a player who is leading the League in assists and in the top ten in scoring no matter who is no matter. Who else is on your squad? It's hard for you not to be considered the MVP. I'm not saying ignore him or anything like that. What I'm saying hang is he's going to allow ad to do it? He's got his trophies not he wants the next guy to do it so he's going allow him to continue eighteen you to play the way play last night where you can defer everything you keep doing what you saw. I'm uptake my foot off the pedal and to such time that we really need me to. That's what I'm thinking but the allowing eighty to do it. He's racking up assist. That's the reason why it's so he's so you know. AD had fifty but Lebron assisted are quite a few of them. So it's like assistant. Ten Ten on Davis is averaging twenty eight nine three. I mean they're they're they're both but the the bronze and then he's second in a league in block. Yeah of these averaging over eight or something like that. He's averaging two and a half again that's the problem with Lebron's because much like you say no if he if he's dishing doing in not scoring two points dishes so now now let's focus is. Don't worry on the dish and if he if he doesn't dish and he doesn't score right now the focus is going to be as rebound he his defense. So it's it's it's it's a really interesting conversation because you gotta ask yourself are the Lakers got to ashes. Are they beholden to the best team in the League because ad is doing his offense but more importantly he's anchoring that defense or is it because Lebron James Leading the league in assists and making things easier for everybody including yes yes yes key automatically so I had a great night. Look Alex Caruso is GonNa play important minutes and take important shots on a team this competing for an NBA Championship House cruise down last night. No good there's era he. He's fine him though he found him and stuff I the article say what they wanna read. It was too long. The Lakers find players. They've they've had far better luck away from the top of the draft and they have love at the bottom. Speaking of the top of the draft to those players we shipped out to get eighty. We'll Lonzo is such a dynamic guy. When he plays that he put up two points the other night he missed just every three point shot he he? He did have two assists he did play play twenty nine minutes long. I don't want to seize the court in no no. No you get you ready. Lonzo Lonzo sucks rob just my executive of the year because he just pulled the biggest creole okeydoke in a history of Creole Okeydoke. He's symptom picks in exchange for freaking V.. Who just dropped fifty minutes drive in an MVP? He had to send them something and they want to be there just letting reading. But I'm just saying I mean they're they. That was highway robbery was we'll we'll see what this draft picks turned into road but no remember. Were there were. There was talk like Woo. Lakers gave all that out there just talking there. Was that talk now. Watch what there was talk that was out there. Rows there's no question about it all the experts in the NBA. All these guys like come on Man Stop Stop. It was the only one that ever watched Lonzo play. I I thought that was. He had an opportunity to be away from Lebron and he can just Kinda grow as an NBA player. I thought he would be much better her. In this scenario I like what you said key about. How eighties that Lebron's look? Look I've got every there's not a piece of hardware that Lebron doesn't have he's got MVP's he's got all NBA MVP everything you could want. Abby ship bringing all of it well scoring title that being said You know we've talked about this. He's not just competing against the other players in the NBA. Right now he's not just competing with Jaanus and steaming. Anthony Davis revie. PC He's competing against history he's competing against Jordan and what Michael Jordan did not do winning. MVP in his seventeenth. Okay so this is another one. This wasn't isn't even conversations. Lebron James can never be six and owned the finals and I know that Jordan people price screaming at the rim sixty six. No never never WANNA chit without Pippin. Sit Six zero six zero. Lebron James Might Win an MVP in his seventeenth season in the league. Lebron James might get his fourth. NBA Ring this season season. Lebron James is the best player in basketball seventeen seasons into his career. So how many times in the championship into it nine nine nine. And he's won three. Yes so if he goes ten and four. I think I would rather be. I'd rather go Tina Win. Four six and Oh yes seek yes in the seventeen take shake next key. Let's start with a college football. Take it or shake it right out of the gate. The committee got it right by seating. LSU Number One Ohio state number two Clemson and oh you at three and four Lsu is the best team in college football and should be the number one seed take it or shake it take it it take you guys asleep today. It is certainly the best team in college football I watched him dominate Georgia from from beginning to end so happy for coach. Oh it was just. It was amazing it was amazing the to watch line take care of business and get things done the way that they did. It was really striking to see John Robinson on the sidelines with Marcus Allen knowing that Oregon could have been the head coach at USC. and seeing John Ron Robinson in purple again do I need to say John. Robinson and Eddie Auto side-by-side Dave Campo it it Klay Hilton side by side the same according to the L. A. Times article yes. They saved a lot of money by letting John Robinson go all right. Let's go to the next one. Let's go to the forty niners Jimmy G. Goes into the superdome beats the New Orleans. Saints the forty niners. Jimmy G. are good enough to win the Super Bowl. Bill would take it take a based on what I saw. Yesterday I think the San Francisco Forty niners or good enough to win the super run on whether or not they make it. It's a different story. But if they get there they are good enough to win it. Here's Kyle Shanahan talking about it's quarterback. He's unbelievable no matter what happens. Is that a lot of good games this year. I'm he's had some times where we meet has made some mistakes and he's the same guy every day just to be able to deal with that crowd noise to deal with adversity. That went in all throughout the game to deal with me You know he's He's the same. He's really WanNa coach for that reason. I wouldn't say he's unbelievable but he's really good. The march actions unbelievable. You gotTa really really good quarterback that's not hate but that's just letting you know that I think that'd be enough though I mean he's GonNa problem up but there's no use like that's that's what he doesn't matter. The Jimmy G.. The holiest cool that that he's that he doesn't seem to sweat too much that even we've seen him in some type games at the end we saw awed against Seattle. We've seen it against Baltimore. We saw yesterday and he doesn't have that what the Hell's going on look he's got the I got this look. Yeah because he hasn't had that yet he has a hat. What the Hell's going on? Look yet I mean the teams that that they've lost to you go back and you look at what the Hell's going on. Yeah you could point to that. But most of the Games that they they played this year. He's been pretty good. You know not overly exciting but just a guy who you say okay he's very serviceable. Did you late yesterday. He kinda play. You Know Predator service that Putt that put for the touchdown that was put he being up to the topless CAMIs panicked star grabbing fallen that if they would've played it right that's a pig. That wasn't no no hell of a perfect throw. Yeah it was a dime. Donald Stop to the Patriots have regret no for trade him. No brings us to our next one. The Patriots Hey traits will not go to the Super Bowl because of their offense take it or shake shake You know I wouldn't say that you still believe in. I'm sticking stick with him to the end. 'cause I believe that they know what they're doing outlook they may not go to the Super Bowl. But I'll be damned if they not playing the AFC championship game. I'd I understand. CASSIE did them. A number Baltimore worked him earlier in the year. It's the bills game was just thing about while some about New England Hale. Kansas City is so cold blooded with New England. Kansas City equipment got shipped the Newark so I mean suggests that the New England patriots. But here's the here's the biggest difference this year and again this could be the worst. Take in the history of the world because you could turn around in January and there they are again again it would be a huge surprise. Usually the Patriots struggle with a portion of their game in September and October usually by December then got an ironed out. They've got it figured out pretty well right right right now. They're playing their worst football the year heading into the postseason and usually it's the opposite. Usually there peaking at this. You see what games they have remaining and left on his schedule the jets at a dolphin in the bills. Yeah I know. But if the offense that's the powder understanding of trick plays and Tom Brady Ranford as long as you carry and like five seasons still came up short just remember The Patriots had Kansas City equipment shipped to new the ship. Day did logistics. Stay with the Orleans for a SEC. At the saints can go on the Road and win a playoff game to get to the Super Bowl. Take shaken take. They made a few mistakes yesterday. fumbled the ball Kamar The the box fake-field punt That was it is it. Pi because they were in a punt on formation and from what I understand terms of rules you can't be in a punt formation. Did in do that. Because of defenders at a disadvantage because he doesn't know was going on. He's thinking you putting the ball based on the puck formation. So you can't so you can put your hands on all the way down. The can set him up for failure like that. You think that they can go to Seattle or San Francisco. Oh and win one of those games because they go to Seattle Seattle did they did. But it just seems that that path through those two cities in particular could be very trick. Kim San on Francisco finish. Can they finish the deal. Eleven to key no but can they finish it though to get home field throughout can they. They need to San Francisco. CISCO NEAT team doesn't need. It might be the Patriots that would that would be the only one that I think I mean Baltimore I think would rather have it than not have it. Yeah but Baltimore went to Kansas City and almost got out of here with a w you know. They've gone buffalo they won. They came out here on Monday night and just kicked the door Asanaka homer homer but the only team that we're still talking about that doesn't really need it to get to the Super Bowl young team that just did it. Yep Very true. But I'm just saying everybody else they gotta get in now. Let's go to the next through back to the college game. USC and Iowa in the holiday bowl the trophy the way the Hawkeyes take only if it was in the Rose Bowl Yeah. It's so interesting that we've been talking about. USC and a holiday today both again. What does this like the third trip for Clinton in five years so holiday feels like that's actually what it is but it certainly feels a second trip to the holiday table three? I lost three good teams the three teams that they lost two they all lost to them. Pretty narrowly you like s these chances to go in there and win that game against a middle of the pack big big. This is one of those bowls. Where if I'm at home I watch it not I'm not making it a point to sit down and Ho- set my arm armed? Go Watch it so I really don't care to be honest with you. I just don't if they get stopped. I think I think if you beat them. It doesn't matter. I think if you lose to him in matters you they lose to them. It's going you know. Certainly a matter beating them. It's like especially when I'm looking at I. I just look at other programs that are making coaching changes. Going out and hiring dues Florida state hired Norville Lane Kiffin is back in the SEC. Again the troll. Nick Sabin in Tennessee. I mean that's just like Oh all Mississippi. Forget that we want to get this dude travis. My school and the first responders bold if that makes you better response playing Hang Eastern Michigan who western Kentucky Reconciliatory Thirtieth Directional Bull. No doubt about it off the last one. Let's go to the Lakers here. Another tough night for Kyle Kuzma three of seven overall one of the three point line. Just seven points. You're worried about Kyle. Kuzma take her to shake it shake K.. Not Worried about them. Twenty Games into the season It's got a long season ago. GotTa get used to what his role is is and I think once he gets that confidence down then he'll start knocking now shots again. Why are you so confident if we can talk about the MVP's and who's going GonNa win with these twenty games but you can't figure out a guy's GonNa struggle with these twenty gains? What think you you gotTa know where he's come from first of all? I missed all the training camp. Okay he he's he's using the users I part of you know several games basically as preseason for him and he's trying to get into a rhythm and there's a long season ago he's still kit he. He's still young. The Rust argument though the Russ would be not not not not necessarily Russ just understanding of his role. You know when you're not confident often in your role sometimes when people are picking you up and pulling your chain one mini over here in an expert. You gotta get comfortable in whole situation. Do you have to roll it out the way that it is right now our. He's coming off the bench more often than not. Do if you see another five games ten games and we're still talking about. Hey what's going on over there. Do you need to change the role. If because at that point you know what it is. It's just not work. Do you need to change it. I think in five games I think five more games still a little early to ten now ten games and you're thirty two on halfway wait. That's what I'm saying. You get to the halfway point now. We need to figure out what's going on all right. The Rams with a big win at the Coliseum last night is it going to be enough to get him in that's next.

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Cooley on Skins' Draft, RG3 & More

The Kevin Sheehan Show

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Cooley on Skins' Draft, RG3 & More

"You want it you need it. It's what everyone's talking about the Kevin Sheehan show. Now here's Kevin all right. It's Cooley and Kevin here on Friday and we're getting it done late today. We apologize for that but I didn't want to do a show without my boy today and he was busy. I had things to do to. I'm not going to put it all on him but you've got all weekend you got tonight to consume this. You've got Saturday Sunday so we've given you all weekend to get caught up in and much of Monday morning as well if you don't If you don't get to it but I I WANNA do. I wanted to have Cooley on this week. Because we're a week Removed from the first round of the NFL draft. But we'll talk a lot of draft today with Cooley but I actually have sort of a I have sort of to. What are you gots for you before we get started with football and the REDSKINS draft my first? What are you got is on my way in here Just twenty minutes ago I eight to pop tarts and I used to be the biggest pop tart fan of all time but over the last several years. I don't eat pop tarts. You know they actually way to filled with sugar. They're not healthy for you. You know we know all of that but in my house because you you know this that I I am basically feeding a house. Full of of basically teenagers and adults He's got all three boys plus two girlfriends and a wife and two dogs in the house and it's amazing the amount of food that we've been going through but there's just always especially my older son like he orders from peapod in. It's like we get five half gallons of various ICE CREAMS. We get pop tarts. We get every cereal. In the book I've been reintroduced to captain crunch was would which is one of my favorites and today. I was coming back to the studio as I was coming back to the studio. I noticed that A delivery had been made and there were three different boxes of pop tarts. Of course the one that I it was my all time favorite this some. Moore's pop tarts were not an option so I grabbed a little package of to as you know. They're two per package of chocolate fudge pop tarts and just eat. Both of those and I don't feel well but they taste great. What is your favorite pop tart? Have you ever been pop? Tart Guy War. Everyone was pop. Tart guy or girl for your kids on occasion. They may pop tart bike to their mini sized pop tarts our kids. Really like those pop tart bites. They like the pop dogs. Do I think I like this a strawberry? Strawberry Joe Brown Sugar Brown sugar over my favorite Brown out in the top of the list in a brown sugar. Yeah those warmed up have to be warning about those needed about thirty seconds in the microwave or whatever but the strawberry ones. That didn't have to be warmed up frosted or unfrosted strawberry. There is no unfrocked. Yes there is. There's only for the not for me. I'm not a I I. If they're not frosted. I'm not doing it so I I do like pop tarts. Don't buy them too often for my kids. My kids are my son obsessed. It's an addiction a true addiction to donut. He wakes up and wants to donate every day and in this corner gene situation. We see my mom and Maddie's parents and we've all been quarantine by the way I'm about over it but who ever heard that thinks it's hysterical to bring a bag of doughnuts and sneak them to my son and I guess that's what I don't mind getting doughnuts. I The grow every grocery stores open. I understand that so as Dunkin. Donuts is open to little chocolate covered. Donuts planned the host this one. The hostess like chocolate covered over sort of that yellowcake donut. Those are pretty good. Haven't had those that will be made homemade donuts today. You guys are homemade donuts. You were making a little bit of time. There's a little bit of free time out there. You are when something to do when you face timed me last week you Mattie had just made or maybe was you. You guys had just made homemade ice cream. Oh yeah that's not often. That's impressive though. I mean I I remember I remember. My father had sort of an ice cream maker. I've I haven't made ice cream. Racine ice cream made homemade since I was maybe a teenager. And we've never. We've never done it. So do you have like? What do you have like the dry ice in that bucket with the the Turner thing or whatever you're doing it? Yeah that's what it is. Just leave that. Turner thing in the freezer but then it takes a ton of space in the freezer. So I take it out but then you gotta put it in the freezer for a while before. I don't know we don't make we don't eat and you eat ice cream daily so I don't need that every other die. If we're GONNA HAVE PIE or something. We might have ice. We don't eat ice cream. I LIKE ICE. Cream is definitely my one More than anything else. The sugar craving that I have more often and I would say there's ice cream in my house almost all the time and I am at least once not every other night but once every three nights minimum but I can go like a month without eating it. Like if I'm really focused in dialed in on not doing things. Like Sodas and ice cream and not eating late like I was for about a month the first month of this pandemic when I lost like fourteen pounds. It was no sodas. No sugar really. No ice cream. No eating late but the last week I've I've sort of regressed and hence the pop tarts this afternoon as long as you don't do the month regression easily. Get into that can happen so over this right now. When are we going to get back to normal And and if my boys my boys should have known better order you know pop tarts without ordering either the brown sugar cinnamon worthy. Moore's didn't have I didn't have those as an option so I think it. I think it's July one. I hope it sooner than that. I just donald trump it right now throw out random nonscientific speculation and say I. I think it's a full three month deal. It's at three month thing and I think it it pretty much gets. I think pretty much gets back to normal by June but I think by the first of July unless it's a government facility. Take everyone everyone just says whatever. Let's let's go get it. We're GONNA WE'RE GONNA get will that require a clorox injection? Yeah so what you do. I think he just drink it. Pretty Much. Just does a number on the lungs. I wanted to Before we get to the draft stuff I was going to tell you about this Zaven. Poll that he put up on this afternoon. It's funny because you know this. It's like all of us a lot of us end up having sort of the same ideas for segments on the show and I've been meaning to get to a segment on the radio show for the last week based off of the last dance the ten. You know the ten episode documentary in the in the question was going to be simply put you know. Phone Lines If a ten episode documentary was going to be made about a DC sports thing events or whatever what would it be and my when cj? And I were talking about it like a week ago. He's like Y- isn't just everybody going to say the. Rg Three thing and in early on during that. Rg three thing. I said that's going to be a thirty for thirty within five years. Like in twenty twenty fourteen twenty thirteen we start. I said that he's GonNa be out of the League and it's going to be a thirty for thirty soon enough and and I said Yeah. I think the majority of people will will do that. But people will WanNa know about other things You know like what happened here last year with the Haskins thing or you know spurrier's rain or what happened at the end of Marty Schottenheimer or you know. There's a lot of different things so this afternoon's Abe put up a poll Today's poll question that a poll question of the day. What D- Sports episode would you most want to have made into a multi part documentary in which all of the secret secrets were brought to the light and he gave four options? Spurrier's two year run Michael as a wizard the Sh- Mike Shanahan. Rg three drama or the Georgetown hoyas in the nineteen eighties. Those are four really good options. You only get four options on a twitter poll. Those are four good ones well right now. Fifty five point. Two percent of the answers runaway is Shanahan. Rg Three drama. Which of course you lived through As a player and then you know in that last year two thousand thirteen as your first year as a media member and as a broadcaster on radio doing the show with with Zabi and with Goldie and you. I mean. Somebody's going to do that right. That's either going to be a documentary or an e. East sixty a thirty for thirty. It's GonNa be you know the RG three rise and fall is going to be a story and who knows. Maybe it's a rise fall and then rise again you know he's still in the NFL But it's going to be a story. Just give me one part of it that you see that you would. If somebody were really doing their homework on this thing they could come to you or any other player and ask. That would be really really intriguing. And there'd be a compelling answer that nobody would know well I think to me the most amazing thing about Robert was the lack of security that he felt when he was injured. And Kirk played the BROWNS and I. I've never seen a player do this. You and I've had this conversation but I've I've never seen a player do this. He wanted to play so bad. I think wanting competitive wanted to play but I just don't WanNa Kirk to play that. After the browns game he he was in every meeting doing recap rehabbing through meetings guy. It's you can't just sit on a medicine. Bhandari do all kinds of stuff and he was so furious. That Kirk gotta run this special offense that he didn't get to run. And that Kirk had the game that he had and that was really the start of the downfall of it because I honestly had he taken another week and I think we would have beat the. We've played the eagles next week. I think Kirkwood beat the Eagles. Next week he probably would have gotten back to somewhat normal physical ability and then he wouldn't have had the next injury. You didn't need to play in that eagles game. I'm sure everyone regrets that because you look back at the moment where he got hurt in the Seattle game and they shouldn't went back shouldn't back on. The Eagles Game. Wasn't ready to play was limping around. He couldn't move in that eagles game. It was not the same guy in because of that he never recovered enough to play by the time. We got the playoffs. That should have been the gaming set and if it wasn't just that one I should have been the next one but his obsession with that and with Kirk throughout all of it was really fascinating to me was and then honestly to some extent. Kirk did the same thing with Colt McCoy. Later on the way Robert Treaty Kirk Kirk critical. Really like the way that Celtics treated the Pistons. The Pistons treated the Bulls. Really wasn't right but now this is what we're GONNA KIRK had an animosity towards coal. Everyone knew that you're talking about twenty fourteen. When Kirk comes in for our g three plays great against Jacksonville plays great against Philadelphia and a loss and then really starts to go downhill from there and had that terrible first half against the titans. When Colt came in you know through the hitch to Pierre. They win the game. And then he goes to Dallas and has one of the incredible all-time relief performances of all time. Or you know of relief. Quarterbacks starting appearances and they beat the cowboys is a ten point. Underdog but the thing of all of this is is. I think a big part of the animosity in both those situations was at the other quarterback at one over the locker room more. So a Lotta guys like Robert as a rookie. But I think Kirk was kind of whole-home goofing around. Having Fun ended up making a lot of good relationships. Surprisingly ended up being a little bit awkward especially towards the end of his career where then everyone gravitated towards the wasn't necessarily just the playing time it was but it was everybody in the locker room like this guy. I'm starting quarterback basically like me honestly I. I liked her a lot. And so if there's not a ton of on a discuss about y but they weren't friends right they they they weren't they weren't close and Kirk and Robert. That was well known all the way back to the comments that Robert was making in the preseason about the twos about the what say that again about the to the to something after a preseason game where someone said. Hey guys look good after the do or something. Oh well you know that was that was just. It was amazing to me. That a guy who's going to win rookie of the year or be in the top three for rookie of the year and it's having this astounding newfound. Football type of career is now so furious that the backup quarterback ran bootlegs but the thing was was. Cleveland was a four three defense but we would have voted with Robert. It was a defense that was susceptible to boot. They gave the edge very easily and they played a lot of quarters coverage in the back end. Which is great to play action. Shop don't really had nothing to do with kirk running the special often. It had as much to do with Cleveland. Well that's I know you've told me that before and that's so interesting. I'll just never forget when he held that press conference after the game he hadn't played in the game and he was angry. He was not happy. The redskins put up. You know thirty eight a you guys put up thirty eight on the Browns Kirk threw for three fifty or whatever. It was a couple of touchdowns in It was it was a big time prolific offensive day and more importantly it was a must win to keep the playoff hopes the playoff run going And you know Kirk remembered. Come in against Baltimore. When Robert had gotten hurt the you know previously the previous week one in overtime and won in overtime. Now that was set by you. Know a big punt return by What was the Was THE PUNT. Returners name Crawford Right Richard Crawford. I think he was Richard Crawford Had the punt return that set up the field goal in overtime but anyway And then you know Mike. His DNA told has told the story with me on the air many times. Is that the owner prior to the Game Roberts running doing his pre-game workout in Cleveland. And he's telling the owner. I'm I can play. I'm ready to play. Go Tell Mike. I'm ready to play and Dan said to Dan said to Mike Robert says he's ready to play. Let's play them and Mike said what are you talking about? The doctor is already ruled them out. We we listened to the doctor in this situation. He's not playing today no matter what he does in this workout that he's doing before the game is ridiculous and the owner then had a problem with Mike and then Robert held his own press conference afterwards. You know after every after the coach in the starting quarterback did that day and held. His here comes Robert with his. I actually don't remember the order. He may have been I for all I remember. And then all of the conversation leading up to the Philadelphia Game. Was Mike telling the story of how you know. Philadelphia was a team that they were gonNA run bunches zone. Read against and that was going to be a part of the game plan and Robert was hobbling around in practice and then hobbled around early in the game and once they threatened to pull them then all the sudden he didn't hobble is much. Yeah that That was all that was all interesting. Even though He was he was definitely. He's definitely hurt. You Know Baltimore Game. Back to that. You know Kirk didn't complete it but I don't think you can play the past number ten. But he did throw a big touchdown in the fourth quarter to get that game back in the head and I think he's got a sneak for two point or he had a naked yet. It hit a quarterback Drogheda touchdown pass to Gar- song We overcame a I in twenty second twenty like a big setback. Like I think it was. Hey Kherson they on catch and then I remember that game really well. We had a third down conversion that that he threw Garcia or something. The big plays in the fourth quarter to get get that game back in and but it was the drive that Hello de Nada. Hurt Grist to non was the late final. Fourth quarter drive when we were down. Eight Kirk came in with I. You know I don't know it was under two minutes to go in that game to pick up the drive that Robert had started and I do remember like a big third down maybe. And then he threw a touchdown to to to Pierre. Maybe or Hang Kherson I forget and came in for a point per came in from like a play there was a DPI and then Robert came back in got it. That's right right. Came back in. Robert did come back in right by the way without just came right back in without without saying anything he just put himself back in. Yes which by the way looking around like what is going on. Well that's when all the countries could controversy about You know about Dr Beanie. Why am I forgetting doctor? Doctor from Birmingham's name The Orthopedic Surgeon Dr James Andrews. That's where you know Shanahan claims that basically the doc gave him the go-ahead to go back in You know like it thumbs up or something like that in the end Dr Andrew said I don't think I did that but Griffin didn't have anybody a chance he just he just went back and told her to get the hell out of them. You know clearing a knee and one play. Yeah one plan. Robert went back yet. And it's not clear to one place and then Robert went through and ended up having a grounding or something and then we call a timeout perk as we were sitting here today left Robert in for a few play. I just pulled up the box. I got the play by play rate. Here here it is you ready. Here's the play by play Griffin scrambles under two minutes to go all right down twenty eight twenty so we had. We had the score right down. Robert Griffin scrambles left end for thirteen yards tackled by loading. Nada injured on the play. Redskins are forced to call a timeout after that They took a timeout. Because of the injury cousins comes in. And there's a defensive pass interference it's a third and six he comes in on with Griffin on the bench Throw Short Garson. Pass interference I down in Griffin comes back in the game throw short. Tomasz for fifteen yards throws incomplete to Garson throws deep middle. Garson for twenty two yards down to the Baltimore Sixteen Yard Line. They're going no huddle and Griffin is then injured during that next play on an incomplete. Pass I there's a holding on the play. I'm sorry. Intentional grounding nets remember he was about to just grounded rounding yes hurt. He was hurt and so he comes out. It's first and twenty With forty five seconds to go kirk throws to hang Kherson for fifteen yards and then on the third and five throws a touchdown pass to Garzon and then on a qb draw two point. Conversion ties the game. Twenty eight twenty eight The Red Skins get the ball in the punt return here. Let's just see if it was Richard Crawford Crawford I remember that it definitely will Richard Crawford sixty four yard punt return on a fifty six yard punt down to the Baltimore after the game. Robert Robert Credited Richard Crawford for winning the game. Yeah Richard Crawford and Robert were really good buddy I do. Smu Guy Right. He was right but I think didn't Robert credited him for winning the game right. When hurt made those two big throws at the end of the game I would have known if I wasn't playing but I remember it being this weird deal and then we went and beat. Cleveland put up thirty eight and then the next game Robert Robert was hurt that next game against Philly. We played really the next game. Well the the way the way Shanahan tells it is that in the practices leading up early that week. This is the story. He told me years ago. And he's he's reiterated a few times when he's been on whenever we've talked about. I don't even know it's been on the air He said the leading up to it. They cleared him remember. They cleared him which by the way. Most people didn't think he should have been cleared for that Philadelphia Game. Which was your point They're going through. You guys are going in practice and Robert. Before one of the practices tells kyle that we need to take zone. Read we need to take you know? the read option stuff. What did you guys call that? I forget what it was called. What was the fifty series the series take the fifty series out? I can't run that and they said to him. Well if you can't run that we're going to have to KIRKS GONNA play. And then he got much better at running that and then in the Cleveland Game. There's a read option where he keeps it and he hobbles to the sideline. That's an image will. Never be able to shake. He hobbles to the sideline and gets out of bounds. And he says I can't run it anymore and they said well we're going to put Kirk in and you better at least look like you can run it the rest of the way. This is key against them and And he did and you know you guys won the game. You actually played in that community catch in that game for eight yards. I'm looking at the box score right now. That was my only catch of the year. Was a really it. It was a lot of the young players because I had not played the previous year. And they all cheered for came on the sidelines. And then how the way it we were also in this strange rotation where. Sean was the ends. Coach McVeigh managing who went in. And not and they were switching places. I was running in. Sean tried to get me off. The field from Niles could go in really knocked them out back. I knew the play now going to get one. Catch this year and you did. And the rest of the history. The next week was the Dallas Sunday night game for the Division Morris rushes for two hundred yards griffin rushes for sixty three yards in that game on six carries only threw for one hundred yards nine for eighteen But Rob Jackson was the hero. That game Having that you know getting that late pick on Tony Romo and then it was the playoff game and you know that the funny thing is that playoff game alone. Seattle playoff game alone could be thirty for thirty. You wouldn't even need like the rest of it could be. Its own thirty for thirty. The Seattle playoff game is truly one of the infamous games in Redskins history. I created this thing that eventually. I'm going to get to you. Know on the podcast on the radio shows sort of a list of the most memorable redskin games in history and that Seattle playoff game. Is You know a top ten top fifteen all time. Memorable redskin's game you know in. What makes it so memorable is the fact that it really early on not only looked like the redskins were GonNa Destroy Seattle. You know as we took a fourteen to nothing lead in the first quarter but that the redskins in that moment were a legitimate threat to go deep into the postseason. You know they were they were gonNA take care of Seattle. They were GONNA play Atlanta the next week they were not a juggernaut. The Falcons at all winnable game the forty niners were the one seed you know. And I don't think they were better than the forty niners definitely But if Griffin's healthy you know that that may be the closest and I know you would say maybe the Seattle game after the Tampa win but offensively in two thousand twelve with a healthy Griffin and early on in that Seattle game. He looked healthy That that scene. That's as close to really making a super deep run as we've been. There's there's no doubt and I think if Robert would've just stop the so again. I think he would have been. It would have been better. I mean you never know you never know exactly what it is but it's just one of those things that it was funny to watch that kind of unfold and I like young players that want to play. I do phillies like Foreign Tan. At that point it was with Nick. Foles that was in. We're going to beat them. Yeah Kirk proved the week before you guys could go in win a game against a bad team by the way just quickly and then we will get to the draft. I also want to get your thoughts on the Alex Smith Stuff By the way go ahead I was just GonNa say that. That's Seattle playoff game. You know. Obviously the Robert Injury was game changing. But there's one play very early in that game that I think was the critical play of that game and I think if it doesn't happen the Redskins win going away. You remember what it was. Russell Wilson Scrambler. Something huge play Wilson made right so fourteen. Nothing you know Seattle redskins touchdown drive Seattle. Three and out punt redskins long touchdown dry fourteen. Nothing already into the second quarter and it's the third and twelve. They've yet to pick up a first down and Russell. Wilson scrambles a little bit and finds Zach Miller For a third and twelve conversion. And that if not they're putting to us again and we got a chance to go up by three scores which is really hard to overcome. You know on the road and they went down. They only got a field goal on that drive. They only got a field goal in that dry but that was That was that was a critical play critical. Play in the game anyway That would be a good thirty for thirty. That would be a good ten part documentary That would be the one thing in redskins history or in DC sports history that I think would be fascinating to document because I know in in you. Don't you don't even have to say it. I know there would be a lot of stories that people haven't heard about some of the things that were going on. That would be wildly entertaining and at the same time. Probably cringe-worthy Real quickly before we get to the redskins draft. Finally Trent Williams getting traded. I just think that he had that. I'm not gonNA play for you mentality but you can't. There's nothing you can do about it. There were ways for him to get around. It wouldn't have been good for him. Really Cavuto it would have been just as bad for him to do that and sit. Another year would hurt him tremendously. It's not the worst case. It's not the best case. It does seem like there was a little compromise. I do think in in looking at it again. One of the big mistakes that was made with letting him and his agent go out and try to get the deal done for the team. I think that was so weird. I don't know I. I think the team should manage that entire. Why do they need to go out and try to get the deal done and then you gotta come back over so back in to take it over and I try is worth a first rounder okay? What we've had this argument you and I ten times on whether or not we believe he was offered a i. I don't you do. They're often but I saw something today. That basically he had a meeting with. Ron Ron. Has this prove yourself theory or mentality or motto. And Trent Basically. I'm Trent Williams and asked me to come in here and prove prove myself out of this so lucky get a couple of picks out of it in San Francisco when that in my opinion and I think the Patriots and you'll stay tread stay ass wins in the Prescott Stanford wins. Yeah well they win the deal. Now if you're of the mindset that the redskins needed to end this and just get something well then that's great but in terms of just assessing objectively who got the better the deal getting Trent Williams at his age all right if he's healthy for a fifth rounder in next year's third is highway robbery now on the contracting. I thought this was interesting. This is what he said. Yesterday in his press conference in San Francisco he said as it relates to a possible contract extension He said quote. Obviously there's an incentive for me to play. Well they gave up a third round or next year. They kind of invested in the deal as well. I think both parties are interested in something long term. I'm more than okay with kind of just getting my feet wet in just playing it out now part of that this is. This is my belief okay. My belief is what happened last Friday. Is that Laremy? Tunsil negotiates the largest deal for an offensive LINEMAN IN NFL history. He gets twenty two million a year. Fifty million guaranteed sixty six million for three years negotiated by himself. Cooley style her right. Which was fascinating with bill. O'brien I mean. Imagine what you could have gotten out of bill or a bill. O'brien Tunsil did damn well and I think when he saw that contract whatever he had been talking to Minnesota about because there there were reports that they were talking contract extension and whatever he was talking to San Francisco about may have much less cap space. He said you know what? Maybe it's better if I take the twelve and a half million this year and try to strike at Tunsil deal next off season. Well one it is better not. Nothing's guaranteed right and for transfer at this point in other than the twelve million dollars. Anything can happen. He could end up losing money. But still it's twelve million dollars so you're going to get twelve million dollars. We're GONNA put seven in our bank account after taxes to me. I look at that and just say I'm good good I got. I got seven million bucks. I mean what's investments properly? We'll be fine anything after that it would be gravy too yeah. I think there's something to do with that but honestly if there was a real deal out there. I think he take it right now. If there was a real tunsil type deal. I think he'd pick it. There's not right. There's not there's not a. Tunsil type deal what I'm suggesting is maybe he thinks apparently he's an incredible shape and INCR- and incredible health. I'm just suggesting that maybe once he proves it two through four or five games you know now you know in the middle of the season he can strike a much bigger deal than he could right now but keep in mind he's proven it to Kyle Shanahan and Christopher who know currently I understand that to to people who know him so yeah it might be two three four games it might be through. Honestly it might. It might be through training. And they they go yeah. You're you're the trend we know. Let's get this thing. Take care of because if it gets later in the season do they really want 'em to start getting frustrated with them? I bet it'll get done early. That's why I thought there should have been some contingency in it where you get a first they get a deal done or you get a second. If they get a deal done right that they should have gotten a little more would have been a good idea to maybe throw in the direction of Kyle or Ron or somebody. Maybe they didn't think of Presenting it that way all right. Let's get to the draft. They did. I'm sure okay. Let's get to the draft and actually start with who they signed after the draft. What did you think of? I mean I remember a little bit your evaluation but ultimately is Thaddeus Moss Guy that makes this roster and fits with what you think they might be trying to do offensively. I think Thaddeus Moss was probably a guy who based ause between her. They weren't exactly sure what he was as receiver. They weren't exactly sure what he wasn't tight end. He's probably a bring it in and see Kenny Block. A little bit and we find a role for him because they're thin. The tight end position. I would assume that he would have a great opportunity to make this team. But I wasn't overwhelmed watching Saudi as MOSS's film with exactly what he was anywhere as a football player. Lsu Not to some extent that could be lsu. Didn't know exactly what they wanted to do with him and they didn't play. I'm like a tight end very often and they didn't play like a true receiver and so maybe there just wasn't an answer from us in that system. At that time I liked him. I didn't necessarily see him like a lot of people. Did is the third seven best tight end in this draft. I I just didn't think he'd fit my theory of a tight end at that spot. I like it. Sounds like you got lettuces them. I don't love anything about the potential to be a dumb dominant tight end. That doesn't mean he can't be good player number meaning couldn't ended up being a great debt. And I just didn't see it based on what he had onto credit to you because when we did the PODCAST. The pre-draft podcast. You had said to you that Kohl commits not you know mocked in anybody's first round in fact I've seen mocked as late as like the Redskins pick in the third round. You said well there's zero chance that he's going to be there for the Redskins pick And I said well what will you commit to and you and you said no worse than you know early to mid second and he went sort of early to mid second To Chicago the eleventh pick in the second round Is where coconut wet you know. And then the next one. What was interesting about the tight end? Schooley is all the guy that you know. We talked about going back. You know three or four months that some people thought would be the second best tight end. I don't think you felt this way. Trautmann ended up being the fifth tight end taken and Albert. Oh you did like ended up. Being the seventh tight end. There was taken the second I got. I didn't like oh I thought you did like Alberto. Your Guy. Charlie Warner. I hated watch. Yeah Yeah I hated watching our eight it Charlie than than I got that wrong. Charlie Warner the guy that that was was the the first guy picked in the draft on Saturday that when you went online and you clicked on. His name didn't have an actual picture of him because they weren't expecting him to get drafted. He got selected in the sixth round. That was your guy in San Francisco. Kyle Shanahan and company saw something in Charlie Warner that you saw Devon Assisi Assisi the guy that I actually in in terms of the tight ends after commit really liked he was the second guy taken And he was picked by the Patriots In the third round I think you liked him. To write Devon off Yossi was who I thought was the second best tight end in the draft. Yeah I liked. I liked him a lot. I think that can be a pretty good player. He's got size at two fifty seven. I think he's like six three six. Four pretty natural. Pass catcher I thought he had some good speed. He'll fit into their system. That was a really good pick for them. I like Aussie Aussie quite a bit The other guy. I didn't necessarily love I. I'm GonNa tell you right. Now that Charlie Warner's the next best player taken now. What's funny is I think he was like. If you go through the tight end the tense tight end. Taking most people had him in the twenties to thirties. He got up to ten drafted by the forty niners. They'll love him. They'll fit that system. He's zone blocks like a maniac. He's not going to catch a lot of balls for them. Obviously with George cadle there. But they're gonNA love him. He's got great for him Trautmann was interesting. He he played at Dayton Dayton. Play and the film so bad and he. At times he runs spastic. Really old really well spastic. Running so I don't know it wasn't a great class. There'll be some guys that ended up playing in the League but pretty sparse all right. Let's talk about the what the Redskins Scott. We've heard your opinion. Many times that chase young. They did the right thing taking chase young. We both think he's going to be really impactful And maybe elite I. I would be really disappointed if he isn't over the next decade Antonio Gibson your thoughts on him I didn't hear he's he's he's an H. Back the point is back for tight end or another running back fullback. He's not running back and he's not a wide receiver he's an HBO. I love him. I love Antonio gets amazing. Pick I think it gets OUTTA MEMPHIS. Was the guy that it's a hybrid player. Which is really weird because defensively you look this hybrid players and you say like Simmons. He's a hybrid. That's the best thing we can have on defense hybrid but on offense when you have a hybrid type baffert receivers guy knows how to place him at least at least their value in the draft. I think he gets them could've went anywhere from weights at early third too late for you know what isn't to me. He's like got slash type of player that I would absolutely love to have them. I think they'll fit the needs that you have or that you got from guy like Jordan Reed. We'll be that Christian. Mccaffrey type of player. Where you can take your back out of the backfield or you have that unknown choice. Route runner who's very positions explosive. After the catch you make big play after big plant Memphis. He's going to be a special player. I really am high on. Can't even get some good. The gyles mythic all day. Right there buddy so I did ask Rivera the other day I said as you wide receiver running back h back and he said well. Tell me what's called. You know. He said what? What's the play call? it's interesting because Carolina's had full-back on their roster during the Rivera era and the Redskins don't have a fullback or an H. Back on the roster so it makes from that standpoint they haven't added one and this is what you think. This is what they're envisioning for. Gibson Gibson is a fullback right right you. And that's something that they didn't necessarily play. I don't know if he's the guy that will lead block that will the way you're back in the NFL. They'll leave block essentially listed as as weapon but but but on some booed action. He's out in the flat wide open. Oh you can do. You can do whatever you want him to do as a receiver. He's a really talented route runner. Give a very good player. If he's a guy that you would say. Get the ball in his hands. How do we get the ball on this guy came? There's what he is. Let's move him around. Let's create mismatches. Let's get matchups with him and if they adjust defense the way we don't like it too Gibson then we'll understand what they're running defensively. I think he's a guy that can play a ton this year. I think he's a guy that can make a big impact in your offense very early I'm I'm glad we got that from you Siddiq Charles the Fourth Round. Pick from LSU. I had this Guy Cole Cubelic who is great. By the way you'd love this Guy Stanford Stephen Scott both said to me. I don't know it was a month ago. We were talking and they're like have you Kokubo on your show yet and I'm like no who's that and they said he works for the SEC network. He's incredible as an analyst. He played at Auburn Really Smart. He's an excellent draft analyst and when they picked him. He texted me and he said. There's your starting left tackle if he can. Just keep him out of trouble because he's very immature in. Its apparently a little bit more than just you know. We'd you know he apparently was always in. Ed Ores Runs Doghouse. But think of it this way at Lsu. If you're in someone's doghouse the ear and the coaches doghouse. Usually they can just say goodbye to you because they got three others like you. He must have been really good for them to keep giving him chance after chance. What did you see from him on tape? He's got awesome Fiji he's As athletic as it gets his left tackle to me is actually the closest thing you're gonna get to Trent Williams on tape out of the stress and to me you look at a three year. Lsu Who is an awesome football player? You just hope you mature I. It's a lot of the weeds stuff it really is. And it's a. Can you really trust this Guy Situation? And sometimes it works out and sometimes it doesn't and where they drafted him as a perfect fit because if it works out and by the way it should you look at to me you look at a guy that can be a starting left tackle tomorrow for the Washington redskins on the way to making a massive contract likely within four years. And you would say she like we gotta recap the site role. Hold on one SEC. I got a kid in the room. So yeah so the Charles should be able to figure it out if he cares about making money moving forward in his career but athletically and skillset wise. You'll be able to do it and I also like when guys are forced into starting I think he is going to be your starter. You're forcing them into it. There's a certain own us. In a certain responsibility that he'll feel being in a new situation with a bunch of other guys I it should help him grow up pretty quick. And if it doesn't you find out right now they took him fourth round and he's a first second round talent if he's clean characterize. Are you as excited like that big? Are you as excited about this? Antonio Gandhi golden everybody else's I I love. I Love Gandhi Golden Eye. And it's funny because we just go through the city Charles character thing and then you pick Gandhi golden thirty seven picks later and you get the pristine perfect smart kid nerd. The Rubik's cube stuff is brilliant. But I liked the show or Gandhi goldens visited by receiver. And even though you only see see that liberty. He stepped up big in big games. I think he played against Syracuse. Gets off the ball really well. It's physical put them wherever you WANNA put him. I think he can put him in the slot a lot and he can move him. He gives you some versatility player. There you'd think see. I was thinking when they were looking at receiver that they were going to go for an outside guy and at six four to twenty five or whatever he is that he's outside guy they'd sims. Junior's you know is the is the guy that's GonNa be in the slot. I think you can put Gandhi golden wherever you WANNA put him. I think you can put them in the slot if you want to. I don't see. I don't WanNA stereotype. That position stayed up position. Can't have size. You could put a six tight end in the slot. And there's that's that's a benefit to that player you can move Jordan arena slot. Not just the tight end. And he's -Special Travis. Calcium split him out wide receiver. And that's big. Well Yeah Guinea. Goldens a guy that you're going to be able to line up everywhere. It doesn't mean they're going to but I don guy that can do that. Where does Kelvin Harmon fit into all of this? I think he fits in right now is a to wide receiver. Who you want in the game. Because of his blocking skills as much as is receiving skills got to become more friendly to the football. He's gotTa make himself more available more open as a route runner. I like Alvin arm and a lot. I think the big physical kid I he's got to step up and it's maybe it's the confidence. Believe in yourself completely thing you'll be an interesting houses off season Kinda guy. The other four picks ishmail Hudson Curl Smith Williams Anything stand out among those forty. You see a guy that's going to be on the final roster contributor at some point or not. I think Israel's a guy that you're going to you got another center guard that can play all those inside conditions I don't know I don't think he ended up starting Hudson's and special teams guy curls probably going to be a special teams guy you can push and see if he can develop as a free Williams I don't know he's kind of that edge player that at NC state you're like does he develop. They drafted last year at Oklahoma state. Kind of that kind of deal as well just. Was there anybody that you as you were watching. The draft was on the board. When they're pick was coming up that you were hoping that they would pick any any any name that sticks out that you wish they had gotten. I wish they would have gotten that in. You don't have to answer if you don't have an obvious answer Charlotte. Charlie wonder yeah. I was hoping they would take. Charlie wonder how to Georgia I. I was truly truly hoping I think he's a starting in the NFL documentary tonight or not probably not. Have you seen the pictures to Jordan stuff on Sunday? How that's good isn't it good? Yeah I've seen pictures incredible to Jordan stuff incredible Jordan. What's your favorite part of the Jordan of the last dance so far because you're not a big hoops fan but you are a big? You're big Nuggets Fan or a Jazz Fan I forget Jeff and I think my favorite part though is when Kenny. Mayne said if you sometime in the future if you touch your phone in the right place we'll show up at your door. It's a great ad. How did they do though doesn't it? They're amazing where you can see the weird way the best the best thing to me about the Jordan stuff was just how much of a bad ass competitor want to win. Don't give care about anything else. Know how good he is push people. He's he's amazing in humor's my other favorite part of this thing. Are we going to even debate? Who the best player in the history of the NBA? After the the they maybe it was Lebron conversation. No it's not it's that all it's that whole. Who Do you want on the court? If you had to win a game pick one I think Jordan and then Toby David. They're the kill that to me. That that to me is Jordan's just Jordan. Just an absolute killer. You need him to score sixty. He'll score sixty. But I thought some of the Phil Jackson stuff was really really fascinating as head coach. Then you look at what he's he. Kerr is done in everything that he took almost exactly from Phil Jackson. And some of the tribe mentality stuff. The Jackson started doing eight into that locker room. The fact that Jordan wasn't gonNA play for anybody but Phil Jackson. I mean the love. They had for him as a coach after Jordan didn't want him to be the coach. So how about the fact that they hired Phil Jackson when Collins was Jordan's guy that would never happen today. Lebron picks the coach. They would never hire a guy that Lebron didn't want no never never ever. I mean the whole thing the Dennis Dennis Rodman Vegas midseason vacation thing is just you mentioned Phil Jackson to me. One of the most incredible parts of the of the two episodes from last week is to think about Dennis Rodman and how teetering on mental health issues. He was and how lucky he was as a young person who had a very dysfunctional upbringing to get Chuck Daly and Phil Jackson. As his professional head coaches to people that really understood him Not to mention the ended up onto iconic teams. You know because he's a great player coolly. Dennis Rodman's an all time great player as he's one of the greatest relentless energy rebounders ever and Phil Jackson in the middle of the season brings Michael Jordan into say. Dennis wants to take some vacation time. He wants to go to Vegas Sterile and he's not coming back. We can't let them go Gordon then at that point they don't involve Jerry Krause in that decision. All Right Phil Jackson goes to Michael Jordan instead of going to krause and Jordan basically plays GM at that point and says No. We can't do this. We're not going to get him back. But ultimately says okay but understand he's not gonNA be back in forty eight hours. That's not happening. And then he had to go get him out of his hotel room. But you know it's really interesting real quickly and I forget if I mentioned this on the podcast yesterday or Tuesday but On Monday I was like is it clear that he went to Vegas to get him out of the Hotel Room? Where Carmen Electra was and sees. No no no no. He didn't but they implied that he did. And then they came back. The next day on Tuesday insert in essentially admitted that they sort of misled. He was actually back from Vegas. He was at his apartment across the street from the United Center in Chicago. So Jordan went across the street to get him. You know Jordan didn't get onto a plane and go out to Mandalay Bay or the Venetian To come or would what year is this ninety seven nine to the Mirage or the Flamingo Hilton to get him out of his hotel room and bring him back to Chicago But you're you're right about Jackson and it's It's really interesting to see. You know how much especially at that level in that sport in particular. It's about relationships. In the way you deal with players as much as it is if not more so than xs and Os even though the triangle offense and Tex winter you know and Phil Jackson believing in it was essentially the reason he got the job you know in Collins was ousted but really Jackson was so much more than that I think he was absolutely amazing in part because that was he was a little wild right and that was that was another cool part about why he understood. Dennis Rodman because I think. Ns reminded him of himself a little bit. I don't know the whole thing's amazing You know the other thing I was thinking about as I was watching this and it's just a couple of things that the time the era difference that we're in right now like with Carmen Electra. Said I really just thought they were on vacation not not. I didn't know day. She would have ten million tweets and instagram messages and snap cast and everything that would have been going on and say what are you doing? You'RE TAKING DENNIS. Rodman away from the bold white doing this. You guys are like Everyone Vegas the department. Most people in Vegas got. Yeah Dennis Rodman. They must not have game tonight. No one knew us. Rodman wasn't supposed to be in Vegas. Had A hell of a time is a little kamikaze songs. Funny to now. He's he's all around funny at that point some of his look bad now but I mean how really the the the the part of it and I forget who said this and it may have been somebody who was a guest on my show earlier this week but they said that what was so cool it was well bond. I think will bunt said what's really cool is to see you know ski Scotty Pippin and Michael Jordan and Phil Jackson and and and Dennis Rodman all watching the video of Jordan. You know telling the story you know. And they're all smiling and nodding and you know like yet. That's what happened and what you've experienced you know on being you know being a part of a team and developing those relationships in that lifelong sort of connection in bond and when it when it sort of crosses over into sort of you know big audience sports fans or pop culture. It's really cool to see that you know watching that and watching these guys is older guys in their you know mid to upper fifties sitting there just nodding along and smiling in remembering it. You know exactly as it happened. I mean those are the. I'm sure you with many of your teammates college pro etcetera that you know you get together at some point you start telling those old stories in. It's Kinda cool that you have that connection. No it's amazing the connections that they have. Let's not forget that winning six championships didn't aid and those relationships and end that spending a good part of a decade together most of them are a lot of them didn't aid those relationships and also everyone coming in knowing the mic was and always wanting to please him and then they didn't have that I didn't. I would've loved that. I understand what that would be like. I never had that in sports. And so you do look at it and you would think how much fun that would be. They can do this with the Patriots fifteen years from now and we can do Kenny. Mayne advertisements for that to that point. That'll that'll be really really good. But I didn't necessarily have that so that won't be the last thing I was gonna say that. I thought that I've just this sort of this is going to be my what you got you and you had to. You only got two one. Start the show but I didn't I got to. I got to the same thing. That's what the introduce it to me is that I don't think that Michael the past that Michael Jordan would have went on not not being on his varsity team as a sophomore would have made it hard for him to be Chapel Hill. Not with Howard Garfinkel Five Star basketball camp. He would've never been there and that was a big part of it but not having the size not having the height whatever. It was his first early in high school. The way recruiting changed and social the social media thing and the recruiting aspect. North Carolina's getting commits veteran seventh grade. Right now it would have been Michael Jordan. Well so now. You're into an area that I really really remember you know because Michael Jordan became an a a player Carolina. He was an SEC player. played Maryland two three times every year. And I remember so many of those great games Michael Jordan. By the time he was a senior was a major recruit. You know I mean Patrick. Ewing was the number one player in America. But Michael Jordan was like in the top five players. He played in one of the most famous capital Classic Games. Which was the high school all American game that was played at the capital centre here in DC and it was the one of the top two or three games every year. We don't have it here anymore but it was you know. Patrick Ewing and Michael Jordan and There's another big name player in that game that I'm that I'm forgetting. But Anyway Jordan. By the time he became a senior was was one of the top recruits in the country. So I understand that money and maybe they would have found somebody else for Jordan at that time but no-one doffing senior scholarships it's not. It's not that often that you're I offer comes your senior. Yes no that's true that's true. I mean new the new thing and well. Y- but back then you got you had kids Damon Bailey early to mid eighties or late eighties. Indiana was offered as a as an as an eighth grader by Bobby Knight. See I mean you had some of that but yeah I mean I think one of the interesting thing of the first two nights of the of this documentary and doc pointed this out on his show and I think it was so spot on. Is that you see Jordan riding around on a bicycle you know. You know in Chapel Hill's campus and he played three years. He was three years in college at the University of North Carolina. And that bond that I was a was gonna stay a fourth and the bond that I was talking about that. You know you very I think I I think it's your one hundred percent right that you didn't have the same thing because you weren't playing with this superstar although I could bring it full circle and say you are going to be a part of the. Rg Three thirty thirty. You were a part of something. That sort of crossover in a major way but but to watch Jordan is a college student in recognize the the experience that that is Lebron. Didn't get it. Kobe didn't get a lot of the one in doners because they're essentially there for a semester and then the second semester they're getting ready for the NBA draft. It's IT'S A. It's I think it's so important to to I think it's it's. It's people like Lebron James and Kobe Bryant and the guys that go one and done they missed out on something you know that Jordan actually got to experience because you weren't in a one and done era back. Dan and it was just very very rare that you got high school straight to the NBA. And you can see that. He's part of the Carolina family like he is a North Carolina. Man You know and I think it's important you know in his life. I think in many ways but anyway I think that that's I would agree. He had an experience at a lot of guys. Don't have now Which is I think where we've gotten as they can't have that experience anymore. No they can't see past what being should be doing or what they think they should be doing. And so it's it's impossible for them to go and enjoy school exactly all right. I won't ever happen again. I know you gotta run. Thanks for doing this. I'll talk to you over the weekend early next week. All right buddy have above all right Good catch up with Cooley for over an hour. on a lot of different things Just a reminder and I mentioned this yesterday if you are able to in. Don't kill yourself trying to do this. But if it's easy on apple or the podcast platform that you're listening on to rate US and review us and you haven't done that Do that Rate is really highly in right a nice short review of how much you like the podcast. That actually helps us from an ability to generate revenue Advertising so again. Don't kill yourself if it's easy it's not available on every podcast platform if it is available on the on the podcast platform. You're listening on and you can do that. that would be helpful Nothing else really Chris Thompson signed with Jacksonville. He's going to reunite with Jay. Gruden DOWN IN JACKSONVILLE. I thought the comments from John Wall yesterday on this all the smoke. Podcast with Stephen Jackson and Matt Barnes Reset. I'm going to be better than I was before. And that's the scary part. They ain't even got the best of John Wall yet. I'm actually really. I think many of you know this I'm a huge redskin fan. I'm a huge Maryland. Basketball Maryland football fan. But I love the wizards and the bullets in the history of it and going way back. I. I'm old enough to remember all the great bullet teams and I really enjoyed there for a couple of years wall and beal and you know Pearson Et Reza and Gore Tot Nayna in some of those teams in at seven game series with Boston was phenomenal. And I'd love to see them get back to that and if John Wall really can come back physically better than ever. You know to combine with a Bradley beal who's been maturing you know as a scorer since John Wall's been out in an all around player. I would be excited to see that is it. Is it championship caliber? No but it certainly playoff caliber. You know it certainly you know back to to a a level of being able to get to the postseason in you know when a series or I'll take that at this point with that franchise I that's the one thing missing him really not missing sports in Games. Right now I'm really not you know the. Nhl Playoffs would have been great. Obviously I missed the tournament the NBA playoffs and not going on right. Now with the wizards I would have been watching it I would have been staying up and watching a lot of these games. I would have But ultimately I think one of the things. We're learning from this From this lockdown from this stay at home stuff is that we can live without sports. I don't think we could do it during the NFL season. I don't But I think we can definitely do it this time of year And I think we're learning that by the way real quickly You know I saw this quote from Joe Buck on. Hbo Real Sports that he suggested basically that if games resume in the fall on time hopefully they will with no fans That broadcasts should use old crowd. Noise recordings so when you're watching it on TV even though the stadiums empty you're hearing the same crowd noises as if they're a laugh track on a TV Sitcom. I think that's a bad idea. I don't need that you know I've mentioned this before I think to. Tommy if you watch college football early Saturdays you know in the fall. Twelve o'clock game or a Wednesday night game. You know from from the MAC or a twelve noon game on Saturday from the AA see where it's Tulsa hosting SMU. You see plenty of games with barely anybody there. You know. Barely a crowd you know. Is Somebody called in this morning? And had the idea of some sort of zoom. You know answer to you know fans piping in fifty thousand zoom fans watching the game together in reacting together and Piping Net in to the stadium. I don't know if that can happen technologically speaking but anyway We got a long way to go between now. And then who knows what this thing's GonNa look like by the time we get there but I would not be in favor of that necessarily also one of the things. Somebody sent me a tweet saying hey did you see. After the draft. The redskins win total. Went up to six from wherever it was. Where was it four and a half five five and a half? I can't even remember. It was and that it's not the lowest in the league anymore. Jacksonville and Cincinnati. Both have lower over under win. Totals IN VEGAS next year. Jesse you know. It's not because of the results of the draft. That's not factored into the equation at all which factored into the equation is the action. They're getting it just means that the redskins have had a ton of over action. People have been playing the over in so they've moved the number accordingly. And maybe there's been very sharp action on the redskins over. I mentioned this to you. I like the redskins winning more than it was four and a half right. I think that's what it was four and a half or five. I liked the redskins winning more even though it was not my typical typical contrarian answer So that that number moving has nothing to do with the draft zero to do with the draft. It has to do with where the action Has Been Coming in by the way one other quick thing before we run for the day Sauce story this afternoon if college football is delayed and there's talk of college football nut being played until next spring again. Who the hell knows how this all unfolds But that the NFL would play games on Saturdays too. So keep that in. Mind that if we get to fall in the NFL's playing and colleges aren't because students aren't back on campus you would get the NFL to you. Know have part of their contingency plan to play a bunch of games on Saturday. All right. That's it for the day Have a healthy safe weekend and I will talk to you on Monday.

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Kirk Minihane Battles Blind Mike Over Dave Chappelle, Louis C.K. and #MeToo

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Kirk Minihane Battles Blind Mike Over Dave Chappelle, Louis C.K. and #MeToo

"Yang i'm going to miss when <hes> when we leave here one is going to be do we ever do you think we have a a a a official day one day than watertown or no i i think we'll be aiming for the end of september. It's shirt is that it's i think it shrunk in the likes to show off you ruin. What are you doing. Shrunk anywhere. More is what you can. It's a kirkman like sure. I like the by merge berkshire. It's wrong. It's shrunk in the wash. Yes i just went with it this more to a to a three. Why what is going on if i'm a little confused steve wasn't enough attention at five which what size is it originally. It was a large extra large. I think you were extra-large. Generally generally yes okay and i'd say right now. It's probably a media or no. I think that's fair yeah. It looks great lovers. I figure i know it. Can you see that mike. I know you thought it was a little smug. I don't see well enough to notice right the scope of it. I'm not sure what to say about this but okay. Whoa don't even though we're talking about. Oh one of the things i'm gonna look at you. Do you want to put the sweater back now. You're gonna miss. It stays in the other the room you know get the sexiness in the morning. That's true and tells like mike huckabee and the room at all. When i was young pity party at the end of the no no listen up w we'll get to that later so <hes> <hes> well. I think some of the missile boat leaving the red thirteenth studios here read thirteen. C._e._o.'s dot com thirteenth studios dot com. Tom brady unarmored is when when i was so i if i put on your head and said <hes> start date. What would you say october first october. First okay is your gym to work. The the most important to you is proximity jim. We're gonna we're gonna have dumbbells in there. I feel sexually harassed. I was watching my daughter and i will occasionally watch his shows as we like to watch them together where <hes> people look at like h._d._t._v. with a look to buy a house and they look three houses together and choose one at the end of ever. We're seeing this yeah. I know what you're talking about. What we're watching a couple of weeks ago and the guy. The husband was obsessed with the house being close to a place where you could play basketball. Oh yeah yeah he kept saying it in. They can shoot my head because her gym around play basketball and the real tricks like yeah. There's one twenty minutes. Away's okay great thinking. It's twenty minutes away's way too close please. You can shoot a basketball various. Cut that down very strange. What blog way of saying i think that's the way now everything's around jim. Jim's close enough to hear now. He wants to place and we're going to build a gym within the space we can do that. We got the space put an image being that tr- <hes> ooh sorry he who shall not be named partout in today's world anyway so date start date october one october <unk> thank you. Is that the weekday. I don't know it'd in keeping with the rollout of the kirkman show sunday. I hang watching football a bro fiesta that place. Oh my goodness so you want the t._v. Package then yes. I do yeah saturdays for the boys. I want tight t shirts and went the weightlifting i want. I want the nachos whenever guys do i have no idea yeah don't hang out with people bumped chests after consent you know so when i walk out this morning occasionally i have you ever see this older guy very nice guy who takes the garbage. You don't talk about okay. Do you might know okay you. You probably don't go down there now. Whenever i see him he always says hey and then he says happy with every day of the week. It is who said happy tuesday to me. He's a nice old guy older guys old piss you off right. I like them though some you happy tuesday the us well. I'm gonna miss that. I like. Why like it all right mike well. We start saying exactly. You're the new greeter so the point is. I like like you have to be a little older and you have to be free of irony like i like i appreciate is really really doing it. I will never be in that mindset but i appreciate that he lives life like that. He seems like a very happy balanced person in my fucking world with you people. There's nobody not like that. Everybody's fucked up so it's nice for now. He took his. I think he works. Whatever you know what that is over there no so you know my door's always open. I don't know what's called was always activity yeah so he's going in there for all. I know it's fucking cult. I have no idea somebody runs a cult. I can tell you to help a lot of work. It's fucking aggravating you. Picture me this morning running listening to these on we'll get we'll get through a second. I need some point. Is i need security in my life because i don't trust anybody. Should i go and i would say oh all right. You might just say the fucking name of the place okay and i don't want to sixty. I want any sensitive sales pussies who look at the funny hey doc look look at a k. M s quotes thing actually takes it seriously. What the fuck you got dig suckered by a lesser those those guys on the rise of this campus quotes. Did you see this response i did you've you've angered the cheney axe <hes> the chinese are gonna come after their the actual people like that. There's an is at least one is there. There's there's an account called cheney axe that was started nine hundred thirty three years ago. It's fourteen tweets and nine. We get some sound of the cia. Hey a guy on air for tomorrow because this. I don't know what he sounds like but it's gonna be what sales guys sounds like when he tries to do radio right morla right which is awful right. I think he's a little better than your typical but he's telling me he says all right on the albright's out in his quote to me. Was you know i'm just trying to do his job. Do your job funk the fed. Is this all count as part of the reason because we said simply safe dot com. He's like the bill. Check this well. Does he mean it was to my understanding was that you were just saying this to feel better but they're sending out roman stuff to other people on air saying that they have in the past so what the fuck is problem. What have we built. Maybe maybe you don't bring the same level of excellence to the other we don't sit around the cubicles in new york and play fucking games and whatever the fuck they do and they hate us which is fine fucking. Stay away from my show asshole anyway. Fuck him. I do fucking him. Oh how has it buccaneers secondary fucking with ever fucking misquoted accurately quote. I'd like a joke. I mean what the fuck jesus do. We like this guy or no yeah okay well that he's been coat that i have a feeling i say okay you see very competent good at his job will reach out to him and see what the fuck because you fucking serious because if he's fucking series i'm gonna fucking lose it so there you go all right. Did you know on on average. It takes police forty five minutes to respond to home security alarm that was almost as long as the <hes> podcast which fucking triggered many alarms in my head listened to it almost almost an hour i honestly i need simply safe now because you think about the people in my life you have. I'll say his name mark moreau so you have mark monroe so junior known this m._h._p. You've now said his name three times could try and god knows what that will compare damage beam. Rosa was picture portrait of sanity is much more a member also guy now now. He's going to be a carton. Kirk kirk likes. I don't like i'm just kim h._b._o. Waiting in the parking lot tomorrow hager picker happy wednesday came. It'd be nice. K._f._c. asked a good question to get to a second which triggered in my mind. I need simplisafe home security. I haven't i'm happy i do. They make it easy on you. Know contract hidden fees or fine print. The video verification technology helps police get there much faster though confirm the break in they get it done it with the police. No making the average police response time at just seven minutes versus forty five minutes done easy on you as i said no contract at all prices are always fair and honest around the clock monitoring. Just fifteen bucks a month again. Fifteen bunks fifteen bucks a month. No in vs go to simplisafe dot com slash kirk. We have a huge deal right now. For the fans simplisafe dot com slash kirk get free shipping money back guarantee that simplisafe dot com slash kirk today a simplisafe dot com slash kirk okay good morning olah all award. Thank you know sad happy tuesday to everyone before we get to all the other stuff any mcafee i was. I have to say surprise fries. I heard mike say this to that. Mike really joining wrong in this interview. I'm trying to ruin the inter- i'm confused is. I'm not saying he's good at it he well. He did ask him in front of his wife life. Are you sexually aroused when your wife shits in your mouth but there were ruined his wife specifically rumors that he was into that right. Are we supposed to take mcafee seriously. I i guess yes. We are genesis complaints. I read genesis. I mean his wife was a sex worker. He has forty seven children. She got mad when i didn't think they were that. He's selling loud there. She's she was a prostitute right. Yes she was. She was a working girl so so what i don't think that's a big deal. What am i missing. I ruined it. Go ahead forever house. They they jumped out. They jumped on me last question. I think it was you so much. I think from genesis perspective they feel like the the documentary of the people in the documentary were paid to tell licensed. It's about john mcafee any proof of that great. Is there any other basically you were throwing propaganda back okay if they offer proof actual proof the happy to watch. How's he supposed to prove never choke down at schick said was approved that people were paid. What good why am i these crazy. When i asked the question i said i mean in the documentary and who knows what's true so i'm asking him in a way like that. Feel free to dory. Get your back on this one okay but i think we're supposed to conduct the interview <unk> seriously well. I reached out to janice and said hey thanks for the interview. We'd like to bitcoin going to rise john enough. Bullshit about snowden cannot give a fuck fuck about snowden. Let me ask him mcafee questions for the right. How do you compare to julian assange. Come on john question friday. I said <hes> steven one point. You have any questions and fucking head went down. He was just typing like an hour straight alpine twelve questions. You didn't ask ask us. We asked at forty of them. It was how was he interviewed. Be seven hours janice wrote to me. I wish i could say the same but i didn't enjoy the interview the questions you the questions that you ask him very juvenile and that it seemed you only took the quote hot gossip topics to focus your interview on. You had the opportunity to ask him anything instead. The focus of your questions were about a documentary in which this off we ask one first of all. We said okay any question one. He said whenever make america great your congressman congressman and i'm like well i don't fucking anybody could say this do your other. He was funny and wales soup. I liked him. He was good. The reaction seemed to be pretty split which is good. He said he liked the interview. At the end of it he was fine. I seem like he was in on the is laughing knows i don't know does he really have forty-seven kids. That's what do we know anything even kids. He's doing anything about his life that we can verify. Everything was let me ask answer that by asking you this sony rub me don't interrupt don't you dare and then one of the better questions real questions was when steve asked him about you know you say you can't say anything because of censorship youtube sensors whatever what's a message you want to get out there. He could've said whatever he wanted and he said you just do live. Youtube is censoring that no i don't know is youtube really censoring him. What what did he say that he was going to censor all nothing about you being a slave. Thank you john thank you. I thought he was going to be part of the part of the club here. Come back yeah. I thought he was in on the joke. We're laughing for people were tweeting saying they wanna once a month. We can have about once a month. I guess uh-huh vermont. He said <hes> genesis in the future. When researching the subject of an interview you should research all opinions instead of only those that are aligned with whatever narrative you wanna create like we came in here trying to ruin rather talk to her at this point like mr mcafee will not be posting the interview on his twitter page also he will not be doing any future interviews with you. Thank you doesn't that seem like he would come on but his wife is is telling him what's on. What the fi i who knows with them. I i mean you know. I don't know it was fine but i mean like what are we talking about next time. I don't know i guess i gotta keep my vote yang two thousand twenty but mike was taking a beating. I was surprised although i think steve kind of pushed it that way right. What are you doing fine. Mike apologize apologize for his everyone. Apologize must be the thing now don't they. They want him to leave the room the next time there's an interview. What did you know he did. A good job of brand new love the you're absolutely better than the mcafee interview morrissey was more chance of question right you sort of an on it that anytime someone start saying oh these are kind of cheesy questions you know the kind of derails it piping shit then you ask right and what do you mean. You have a problem with women speaking up or their husband. Whatever that's how much you said though what i'm saying is interesting have to have your handler pipe up and say he's not going to answer this. Smut the the talks about whale fight. He's a website dedicated to whale fucking. That's that satire. I satire start the show talking about what fucking clothing i what's the fuck we would just we were merely. He reminisced about cravat s- i knew how about that. Let's do forty minutes on that cravat s- i knew how the entire hire interview when i was like johnny there no are you all right. This is how it's gonna go one thing. I told mike this last night but i wish we'd asked about bath salts because he's apparently a big. I heard you say this yeah. What would you have liked us to ask. Are you on bath salts right now. Oh that is so trivial. I think john mcafee is the voice we were doing that day with zoo that hello yes what's cra vats cravat s- there's a little bit there is a little bit. We will wondering if a cravat would make a return into fashion. It's like well. You sound like a couple asshole. You're really having that conversation. We get a call yeah. I don't know all right. Let's start the interview. I didn't understand let's get to the the craziest business within our show again in the minute. You wanna talk about chapelle. You said did you did you watch the comedy some of it. I've watched. I read i did read up on it though so i do have to watch it we'll. We'll give me your grades. Not as i mean i would say not his best but that's saint on well. He's taking shit because he defending michael jackson or something yeah. He defended michael jackson. He's <hes> <hes> he talked about the l._g._b._t. Community i guess he got shipped for that as well. Where did he say but so the specialist called sticks and stones right and he immediately comes out and says you know if you're offended by any of this you clicked on my face so fuck yourself right agree with that so he talks talks about topics that are pretty much purposely going to piss people off right and he said things like michael jackson. If michael jackson were a petty pedophile. Why didn't you read macaulay culkin like i'm not a pedophile but if i was right and i it kind of goes from there so she'll she'll like that. It's obviously supposed to annoy people each joked around about of some. Some kid gets raped by michael jackson. He's gonna show up at school the next day and brag about it like i got raped by the king of pop so he's taking some heat for this yes so not the lottery just funny that people would even knowing that he's trying to get this reaction from people i mean i know chapelle is like an honest guy a smart guy but does the people do the people criticizing sizing him really think that he feels that way like in reality. That's stupid. It's the same thing where they can pretend like. It's not a joke they can abandon their sense of humor to try and be critical like national national review a conservative publication attack them vice which is more of a liberal publication attacked him actually reached out to one of the woman who wrote that vice piece to see wants to come on and just oh okay g. Get back your no no oh she hasn't and his big thing was defending now. This is interesting to me though i did. I did see the part. The clippers defendant louis c. k. correct. He's correct in what way if you don't mind i'll just read it from the national review. Chapelle strangest bit takes him from his righteous very a good friend louis c. k. and quote <hes> to the new abortion restrictions georgia. He says that c._k.'s habit of masturbating in front of women made him the lease threatening motherfucker the europe has ever seen. He didn't do anything you can call. The police fourche appel argues although just because behavior isn't illegal doesn't mean revolting they ruin this. I imagine says the n. Word life and now he's coming back comedy clubs and acting like it'd be able to do that. That's going to hurt women. What the fuck is your agenda. Ladies chapelle said so there you go spot on dave. We'll sit. What what do you mean. He's right. I mean you think you think he's the least threatening motherfucker the earth has ever seen. I mean yeah. I don't think anything he did. There's no. There's no physical violence in what he did ever okay so. Let's just say you know and they want to have this argument for months. Let's just say quick. Let's just say that you know louis c._k.'s in the power position with these women sure okay so so well not not all of them okay okay lucy kay in two thousand seventeen terms that he wasn't that in two thousand five or a show on h._b._o. Oh that was two thousand seven so it was before. These are pretty big. Stand up. Comedian wasn't written for yeah okay. He wrote for late night shows okay so he was above in the in comedy power structure. Some of these women arguably sure okay so just move into an office and there's somebody who has power over woman in an office and they have a habit of locking the door closing or standing in masturbating in front and that's another thing did he locked the door and stay in front of him not let them out with that that makes it like. They were trying to leave and he wouldn't allow. What do you think they were all really enjoying doing it yes. You said that they found it funny and then later we felt different about it. Okay well. Do you think they may have been at the time saying they found funny because if i don know later they said we at the time we found fun. Okay some didn't jer okay so for that person. Who didn't i mean. How would you feel if somebody your girlfriend said you tonight. That are boston that in the office. What would you say of affected me so then. I feel different about anything but you can look at it when we used to doing wrong i don't. I don't have a woman as an issue with him is for give you some women found funny okay. I don't know if i believe that but okay someone found for the woman who didn't he doesn't front of her. But what am i missing. He tells them i missing something. He tells them this is his thing and people said their stories. It's okay service down her face like that also storytelling orienting where he mentioned it to women and they said i'm not interested in that and he said okay and apologized and left and that was okay that that is something that he's not. He's not forcing anyone against their will uh-huh but somebody did though i mean some of the said he did know what we know who who said they were forced against their will to watch. Do you think women like were really enjoying the state mike but my point is he's not forcing anyone against their will do anything you can not be a violent rapist and still have conduct that is weird. He's a weird guy. I don't think that means you should your life should be ruined for the next thousand years of your fucking light. The what would you do if kirk wanted to finish the show by talking out in front. He'd be very excited seeing the man. Is that what i'm which you know the new york times report five five women accused him of sexual misconduct right. Is that right okay so there you go up again. I'm not saying go to jail for the rest of his life. Nobody that he can do his job. People were protesting outside comedy clubs. Let's find to why can't they do that. I oughta can't i'll tell you why because i was at comedy festival that he went to and the next day you see all these reports hordes of people were people were out where people were offended. People were leaving people felt like they couldn't leave and that wasn't the case. The guy got a standing ovation. People loved it so lying about how does so that other comedy clubs. Don't put them in the future. Your problem is his life. I feel you can understand that. I understand that but that being said i mean he did do these things so i mean but to put him on the level of when the stuff came out it was harvey weinstein and the next day was louis c._k. It doesn't make any sense to me that he's on that level. I mean it's just it's bizarre. I i mean it's weird yeah. It's not a thing i'm abby what's her name schneider with a writer the illustrator when she called him invite him <hes> two hundred shows in two thousand and three c. K. started telling having sexual fantasies and she heard him masturbating the fuck fucking bizarre human being yeah. It's weird. I must again. I'm not saying there's also a fear aaron joe rogan of told stories that the girl the comedy duo the i don't know who they are <hes> but then there was like a long text exchange between them they were kind of flirting back and forth and it's not the we haven't gotten all asking for it. Oh okay joe joe rogan frenzy louis c._k. Okay so it's a friend like chapelle sure so the friends are defending him. Doesn't that kind of tell you something when not not not at all you see harvey weinstein's friends defending harvey weinstein was legitimate drugging eight point. Women people say when people talk about me too they say people like harvey weinstein and kevin spacey and louis c. K. and i think it's completely unfair that he was ever put into that. It's not it's totally that's a fair point that they all kind of get locked together like even as he's sorry for a little while was locked into the disease is the one that everyone's kind of acknowledged all right. He didn't do it in story. It's weird for them. <hes> <hes> doing wrong. I think but i mean that's that's true. Dana goodman julia wallaf isn't their name that did things and that's the one yeah as soon as they sat down and louis c._k.'s room still in the winter jackets and hats louis c. K. asked if he could take his penis. The women said they thought it was a joke and laughed off and then he really did it. He proceeded take all his clothes often get completely naked in started masturbating. Completely mic guys did not into women's so they feel paralyzed incident so i mean gene come on what are they. What are they left would have stopped him. Jesus christ victim blaming going on here is amazing. It's linked kim blaming it really they're not saying like we tried to leave. They say they have their careers that they're thinking shop. It louis c. k. in two thousand five ended your career here but i think he could. I think he couldn't have he started talking person and it was two thousand and two so even early okay so he wasn't comedy star at that point no not even close to two thousand to a star. No no no one knew what it was the first time you did this to another woman away before that i'm sure sure when he was fifty not time yeah didn't loose k at that point. I written for conan o'brien and stuff like that okay name name name. One conan o'brien. Now point is if you go if you're if you're staying late night right right if you're if you're a comedian it well first of all i think is different in two thousand late brittany writer in two thousand that you don't know because they got up but if you're in the world of comedy and you go in there and there's a guy who was closing the festival estival aspen by the way goes in there invites you to his private room. You're thinking this guy is higher up than than they are. You giving a lot of women went in there. I thought that louis c._k. Was gonna get naked and master in front of them. I don't know talk to come on. What are you talking to. Someone's hotel room at night for oh. Okay okay okay so they were asking for it. Now what i'm saying that's actually exactly what you're saying nothing. They were asking tonight semi that louis c._k. Has only shocking big thing. The two women walked through the hotel room together from a community wassan that come in nine and he took off all his clothes stood in front of a door in masturbated in front of them. Don't you keep saying stood in front of a door says right here we want me to say. They tried to leave and he wouldn't let them because then i would feel differently but i don't think that's the case with. They said they were paralyzed by fear. I could see that he's the big guy women there might be something to by the way by. One of them might have been raped in the past for all these women. Every woman now in the metoo era basically tells these stories. I fucking believe them. These fucking guys are terrors doesn't surprise me these you keep sending these guys. Lucic has not a rapist well first of all. I don't know that and secondly he's never been accused of. I have no idea. Would you be surprised. If you found that. That was the case i wouldn't be i would you would yes. Would you be surprised if you found out. He took his deck out to masturbate in front of a female comics. She tried to leave and he physically stopped. Opt her from leaving yeah. Mike thinks she's like a gentleman. He does in the women's like do you mind if i exit right now. I do think that he puts on. Here's a big big boned with his big fat fucking face and you know he there's one of these bits which are always hilarious they put on his fucking critics darlings of fucking drip all his fucking close and then says okay. Do you need some need some money to. Would you realize it's probably not that simple. But what i'm saying is why are you. What are you doing to fee of no defense. I know you guys because a fucking creed read as a weirdo now. He's a weird sexual. Shit yes no. I don't think your life should be real weird. Sexual shit consensual fucking pissing no wasn't. I didn't ask permission and they said yes you. Could you could be raping a woman. She could say fucking yes. Of course you could if you're fucking scared. I think you hit the fucking being killed and it doesn't mean they're not the same at all we can do this. They said we laughed and said yes. They have found it funny. Honestly what do you think. Do you think it was like nervous laughter like i don't know i wasn't it. Yes yes absolutely that's great. I don't really wanna watch you jerk offer front of. I don't know incorporate this into your next bit understand the defense by the way we actually have we have n._p._r. Mike's reaction when he heard chapelle defending louis c._k. Oh ooh there you go. I mean again. I don't even know his career. I'm not saying anybody should should work or not working and go to jail whatever but he's he's strange. Oh that's for sure i've i'll admit that but put them on the level of of other people's ridiculous <hes>. I think the lines get crossed. One of the women said when you take off all your clothes and start masturbating. Their behavior was abusive. I happen to agree with that. I don't know i'm not even sure with the argument against it is why i think even louis would agree that it's wrong but i'm i'm just saying he shouldn't be put on that same level that other people are kevin spacey whoever okay i'm a i'm a i'm sure a fifth woman who spoke on condition of anonymity to protect protect her family's privacy <hes> because she has not been publicly linked to the incident with louis c._k. Also is disturbing memories about the incident with the comedian the late ninety. She was working in production at the chris rock rock show where louis c._k. Writer repeatedly asked her to watch masturbate. She was in her early twenties and went along with a request but later question is behavior. The right there went along the hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on. I know you wanna make the case but also i'll say that's one that i it because it's in the workplace so it's different. I understand i can understand it gets the workplace. She's in her early twenty's. She's working in production and you say that he's he's a nobody. He's a writer producer of the show. So what is she thinking at that point when the producer of the show says coming here and let me masturbate in front of you say that's criminal behavior because i would not criminal why would would criminal behavior. Yes what's what's indecent exposure. I mean of course it's criminal and by the way it's also he. He's her boss right. That's why i said that so okay. Okay one where he's on the other times. I got appropriate the vote. I don't think he's ruined his life. Was you hire him to be a producer of your show sure yes abuse. I'm saying if you were running a television work at this point yes i would. I would blind blind. Mike higher louis c._k. To producers have women in their twenties working for him. Would you allow your girlfriend to his hotel room. How would you feel if louis c._k. Jerked off in front of your girlfriend and she was like she was like like no. I mean i i laughed about coche them in any by it should be getting a she describes city and louis c._k.'s office while he masturbated in his desk chair during a workday other colleague colleague just outside the door. I think big piece of y said yes is because of the culture she continued. He abused his power. <hes> confirmed women also had that experience. I mean what a fucking creep is a weirdo. I don't think being a weirdo should put a stain on you for the rest of your life so you don't think he's more than the weirdo weirdos somebody thinks about that doesn't act on it when he did is what he was her fucking boss. He's a boston against her will master blizzard producer on the show. What was her job. She's in production. The fucking production assistant probably a producer of the show okay early twice as a producer of the fucking show. I don't know she probably out of college and working there in a low level position. I'm guessing i mean twenty years ago louis c._k. Was what thirty is not that much. You know what i mean. Who's the fucking producer writer on the show. He was higher up than she does. We'd like mike. What are you. What are you doing like. What are you doing. Do you think i mean. I'm confused like this weird just acknowledge that he's fucking sexually harassing this woman crazy. I didn't know i said that's the one because it's in the workplace choice that i don't agree with okay. Forget you agree with. I guess i just don't see the y you're naming these extenuating. Oh he was thirty so you think you think he's funny. Okay you think he's funny. That's all. I think he's being wrong. I think the everywhere the guy goes. He's fucking shamed and i think that's crazy. So would you like have what should he should be allowed to do. Stand up for people who want to see him does right th there's articles written not as much as he would want to so the women the tickets of women are legitimately offended by him. They shouldn't protest. I it's not women that are legitimately t._m._z. Writing articles lying about the crowds react so your problem is with the fake news media. Yes you can agree with then sure but you know. I don't know i mean i mean there's a chapelle thing fungible louis c._k. I didn't seem funny to be special. Itself was pretty funny. I thought it's a whole his whole bit about the alphabet. People was kind of funny and you can see where that's going. He makes good points about the <hes> l._g._b._t. Community say kind of that. They shouldn't all be lumped in with gay. People and trans people have different issues they have to deal with. That's fresh fresh. What did you say let me just sell at the san of comedian. Look so people saying that. People give negative views because it's politically correct. Is that it they want to go after someone for saying something god forbid i mean it's click bait now. He says a white woman left. One of his practice sets for the special the punchline comedy club in san francisco telling them. I'm sorry i was raped. Chapelle replies saying it's not your fault. You're right but it's not my fault. Either top bitch to which you audience laughs <hes> so that we're real punchline. I don't remember that on its acuity q._n._a. At the end of the special i don't remember that he didn't follow the story about sparking unlikely friendship but the trans woman who said was laughing the hardest anyone at the trans jokes and this practice which i'm not sure. I believe that's okay. Let me whatever so it was good talking. It's not the best of the net flicks for sure okay. We'll give it a shot but yeah. There's mike's defensively. I understand that the fence do you the key. He crystallized it for me. I'm confused defenses that he had been lumped in with the legs of harvey weinstein kevin spacey and i don't understand why louis c._k.'s the real victim and all. I mean you could see now. I mean you could see why i mean. He used his power to harass women now again. We're seeing power. I don't know how much oriented jesus why is anyone with a job of power. I dunno producer in a writer on the tv. Show has some power. Yes yes they do but what i'm saying is. I don't know how could louis c._k. Get people fired at ah yes. I'm sh- show that to be true how high it wasn't executive producer so a couple of years ago a couple years ago. Joe zambrano brings you into his office. It says mike mike talk about your future on his pants playing with his dick in front of you or are you get up and walk yeah okay but i do. You think that you think is a man in similar size to him is your sort of a different situation than the woman who's guessing smaller than louis c._k. Yes right super comparison. What i'm also disabled. Joey zarbano did that girl out of college who just started working there by the way i do like that. We are using him. It'd be an amazon. I must say i'm actually imagining a candle about saying that ever happened. I have no idea but let's say that happens. Some girl just came out of college from wherever right right which was an intern and one of the shows he's like do you want to be. You want to be <hes> you know. Do you mind if i do this. I mean does she really would you say that she's in a tough spot right. Yes that's all that's with lucy. Que did yes okay. That's terrible thing yeah okay so then well understood ceiling disagree. No i don't disagree but i'm saying okay now we move on. He said he did a terrible. Okay okay so you yeah but but okay but what if that woman doesn't want to move on he doesn't have to right. That's why are we supposed to go. Why are we supposed to not like now. I'm supposed to say oh my god. I hate this guy. I can see how some people would find him less than before and those people should react like that right now. Though we're as you understood everybody reacting actually what's the issue. No people aren't reacting reacting naturally is what i'm saying who t._m._z. and people who read stories teams. He wrote a story about him when he goes to shows people were outraged and wanna believe feel trapped and just but the people who go them feel that way right right so so. Do you think that there's a who gives us should that's your whole thing is false reporting but he but he actually committed the act. Oh yeah what's the what's the fall seeing. That's been reported about him. Okay okay that would be like saying because you called. Erin andrews a bitch. The audience feels captive like they can't leave. Listen to you but i would play that play that on the market. We'll right why does he wasn't he well. He doesn't have a radio show. I'm sure you can get a format to do something. I mean if you so you see more outrageous but that could be deployed for who knows bush started a podcast and i said no. You're not allowed but he did. The whole television show like on his own. He could do a fucking thing you know. He has his obvious pay for everything i mean o._j. Simpson hasn't isn't been kicked off twitter. That's true. I mean louis c._k. Did this television show and sells tickets and a totally different way right right so what is he just talk about that and say this and this and that you will well. That's another thing they leaked as they leaked to stand up set before it was out and they were like kennedy's levi's day. Whoever did it seem to think this vast conspiracy against louis. His stand up was leaked it was. I don't remember that maybe i'm sure it was stand up so it was leaked and he talked about it for a minute and then kind of moved on and they were like. Can you believe he doesn't have a twenty minute set on this yet and it's that was leaked illegally. He's not he's not done working on who's leaked illegally. Someone recorded it in okay. Got you all right. Mike defending ripping these women to that was a weird forty nine. Oh yes those strange. You know. They didn't like it. They liked it. They laugh. You did say that you did say that. It's a who wanted to say that. I mean when you go to a hotel room with how much you're saying. They're in their own zine an executive producer like oh what the fuck was all right. That'll be mischaracterize very strange. The same people are going after louis c. K. are gonna come after you the vast vast conspiracy oh by the way i'm not saying you should be able to stand up on jail. I don't know if i have no problem with my my only go see him. Go see him saying. Don't don't make it wasn't a creep because he's a fucking creek not tonight and say whatever i said which hundred in here <hes> well you're going to do the one that would keep louis c. K. from breaking into your house getting in front simplisafe than he's bibi abo- masturbating in front of women and would be like his. I guess we'll find out america find out one day. I don't think we ever will. I don't think he ever we'll do that. I think he'll be back. What's these event. Does he have any standup lined up or no. I mean yeah he does show he does like public shows that i think he sells like day. Of what do you think this is ruined masturbation for him. No quick possibly god no. I usually do a lot of bits on it right action. I don't know if he can do that anymore. I mean i have to have a certain spin on it but yeah do you think he thinks twice before. He unzips his pants in front of a stranger. I hopes got me too tayo. No pun intended all right. You don't want average is i said forty. Five minutes respond to a home security alarm so there you go see now. They get their seven minutes versus forty five minutes. It takes police on average respond to a home security alarm. I'm knocking. The police have a tough job. That's mike's job. I don't do that. Mike's anti police not very appropriate home security alarm forty eight five minutes. They have a lot of work to do. Simplisafe focused only on usa. Somebody breaks into your house. Whether it's he shall not be named or h._p. Or any of the minivans or any of the people who hate me this many any people circling around the house looking break in then they see simply safe and even a guy like m._h._p. Could frankly just fallen knock. The house over says fuck. I simply safe saved. They all say that they all get together dinner. Afterwards simplisafe fucking goddess again we try to break we can do it monroe so and dinner together three nights a week the two of them they're like essentially through their like <hes> matt dillon and what's his face and there's something about. Mary did just psychopaths. The two are <music> actually a pretty good about she was gonna show up one day with high the doing pretending to be disabled. I worked my way it gets his phone is facing. The uber comes drive like a block to mike's car. Eh drives actually twenty ten vision. Simply safe makes it easy on you know contract hidden fees or fine print simplisafe dot com slash kirk at free shipping any money okay back guarantee for my listeners simply safe dot com slash kirk free shipping money back guarantee that simplisafe dot com slash kirk today simplisafe dot com slash kirk by the way eighty seven eighty eight all right. Now you know got you got a little too inside. You'll be a joke uh-huh. You're uber driver. This really fucked you over house. Oh believe me you out of other side of the road. I'm sitting in my car and i look up and see that he's playing frogger it across the road trying to get my phone video didn't get it. You know you could do later. Okay excellent was what was i gonna say. Coatings wife had the kid. I don't know he's been in. The hospital. Texted me a couple of times yesterday from the hospital waiting room i think h._p. Said on on the podcast and these right that should be the first minute fan baby kirkman show baby actually filmed being brought into this earth. Yes you know calling will do that. Yeah sure i sat out well. You'll have to put it on instagram though some say he should do that for instagram the first minivan baby in the world pay this off honey l. Let's go stretch it out. Let's go come on. This is fucking content. What are you fucking doctor or what <hes> o._b._g._y._n. What fuck you fucking baby out. Slept tasks make sure fucking christ. If we heard from cocoons okay though yeah yeah no he's good he was. He was texting me yesterday. Today wanted some <hes> demographic information about your audience to that's what he's concerned about. His wife is like labor. He's got the priorities straight like dave. Bring in the younger under younger male demo big win for him over the weekend on instagram now getting some love from barstool new york in what way they were tweeting out or instagram videos of you golfing saying thank you for your service. It was funny stuff. Okay i interact with any money. Call names pocket. I mean how does how does it help him future money with is he done for us since he was in here what three weeks ago to increase the following by a couple thousand great but what does is that done though like what is it done. It's a couple thousand four. It's future money great. That's great so i listened hope born a year year ago now. Let me see yeah. It was a mclane like about a year and a month ago and occasionally. I'll be walking the halls and doing whatever ever eat c. Three or four people having a conversation that didn't make a lot of sense and i thought i was there again this morning listening to <music> podcast because it was four people rambling about absolutely yes. I didn't know what the fuck is tough on the on the phone. You're on the told then you've got off and they made the instinct move. How can we make things more interesting. Let's bring steve robinson for once actually worked. I had some energy yeah but i don't even know what the the the story of the and talk about the only thing that's changed incentives that <hes> <hes> k._f._c. call them out yeah that to me is a conversation where if i'm if i give those custom the vice move on like we like h._p. We liked slovan. It's not a big deal. Mike pedal joke on you. You totally flipped out. Don't act like you didn't care you care a lot. Just move move on. I don't even know anything of note to take from his podcast. No not really i mean my whole approach was going in and trying to get 'em h._p. To talk more about his relationship with you because i thought it was on kerr i've been i've been deeming back and forth for years like so like we'd be like twitter friends. I don't know that's the extent of it like you. Guys are acting like i'm gonna drive the framingham and like fucking cut the brake lines of his car. It's a nice mercedes by the way say that. Jesus is worried at all. No not at all is the science of the the pauses is what worries me. There's a lot of sounds in that podcast. There seemed to be a lot of d._c. Sound like he was muted. It was weird. There were at least being on the phone it. I didn't necessarily certainly know who was talking to who might have been talking to me or he was talking to d._c. And i wasn't sure if i should interact or not. There's some anger toward you still a little bit from from amex. M._s. got that sense. They're mad at you. I don't really miss. I don't really understand like he. I think he made a pretty good case like you just breaking balls friends. Do you guys i think are actually friends right yeah. I think we're friends who i'm asking might not you. Oh here's your feelings to karadzic the to hundreds of them h._p. To jesus that'd be bragging about this. You could be a friend. I got fired last weekend. You think you'd still be friends with each take six months from now i mean he does live at philadelphia. What i mean like you're not but if it came to boston hey look me up. We'll make plans and then flake ghannam friendly more than anything. Frankly okay but your your friends them right sure yeah so k._f._c. Kevin goes after because you're the craziest person walking this sir. He texted me. Was that saturday morning tweeting about the sunday sunday they might have been sunday. He's i was just catching up to the stuff you've been. He said this he said basically he's a seventy one year old guy from high he's like these fucking people are crazy. He said i figured it was exact quote was but he said it's a cult. It's basically a cult yeah nice zelikow. I said they're basically free leaving anytime he said. What do you think the answer to. This is found murdered. Will it be one of your enemies or the i mean he did steal my text to him him and turn it into it because i said i think i it's more way way way more likely the one that fans will kill me. The one of my enemies our pussies. They're not gonna do anything they'll call. People wouldn't do their band right dumb columns these fans god love them. They're fucking they are in their in it and if they think they turned their back on them whatever they lose their minds one of them will probably we kill me yeah. Don't you think yeah sure i i mean. I think it's how it ends. I see the men in a dog suit being the most likely maybe maybe but you never know you know for all the people poor public. There are thousands who are quiet. That's what worries you mean. John lennon was killed by a fan who knows maybe these live shows. Maybe it's a good idea. There is a guy i i don't know if i'm not supposed to mention this or not but there was a guy on the list at entercom that was like if this person shows up immediately. Call the police why because of me yeah oh really yeah. Who's that mike. It's over larry from newburyport us crazy. If you see this guy grabbing don't don't do anything just call it. What did you due to learn who even knows nothing. These people lose their minds but you can't you know we're all in this together me and these crazy men offense. Were are all in this together so don't kill me. Kill me because you have to listen to right. Was that minivan posse. The thing is you've called yourself podcast jesus so there might be someone out there who thinks i'll kill him in and three days later he's gonna come back could happen mets possible there you go. You just laid the seeds of your construction. It's not possible lay out but i don't you know 'cause clinches like this loyalty. He's got we have really fucked with. Some of the people apostol like they know. They're not some of them. Don't handle it. Well shaving yeah. He's one of i think k._f._c. sort sort of in the joe clearly <hes> but like you know you saw with even rigs this weekend. I don't think the i think his tweet back to you serious. Did you see that no. What did you see it or no. No i didn't ah tweeted him like some of the tweets something laid them all out of about how sensitive they are and then rigs like a real explanation as he's like one of your guys. Tweeden said that you were jesus. My the only reaction to that is to say that's ridiculous. It's a joke you know like we'll give you a literal answer kirk. I'm like this is not real. You are not jesus. Oh you're so oh tweeted k._f._c.'s thing. I sort of got their ten more than ten people listen to the fan show equipped podcasting forever. He said yeah. I said portnoy rigs clancy corrobos chaps l. hate and relentlessly amok my people. It's really hurtful. I forgot about william as well <hes> and then <hes> then rig says i do mock your followers. One of them called in and said he loved the we do but also also that we should bow to you. That type of mindset will forever be mocked so kirk. You can see him brought to that level. How would you understand. There are certain lines. Just don't cross okay. I don't really understand like does that. Seem sarcastic to you. Seem like you said on the joke now. It seems like he's saying like well. Why wasn't being sensitive very nice guy like him but like it's it's a it's a joke. I'm kidding. I don't really you know i'm where you say. It seems like there's a golden rule at barstool that you don't talk shit about other people at barstool all in less. It's unless you unless your day for norway and unless it's agreed upon jokey. We're doing this when the cameras are on kind of thing but why i don't know it just seems like that's that's their our culture. It give a tattoo. Yes i have a tattoo you do. Of what the fuck do you really. What does it let me see. Let me see this thing. What is this let me see this thing you fucking idiot. What disarray clinton's face like what is that what is it. It's what you do when you turn turned eighteen and you fucking something and you think i turned eighteen months as to what is that. What the fuck is that just some fucking thing. I drew fucking thank you. Why are you blushing. What is it. It's like it's like a celtic not some tribal action going on. What does it mean means. I'm bad at ended up will like what it must be. There must be like yeah. Tell us the story. It means serenity fucking jones software that shirt what what what what is that it's a tattoo of what we've take a picture of that in tweeted. Oh yes we're definitely we're definitely doing that. What is it. It's just it's just the design that i drew. Let me see again but a design of what i feel. There's something you're not telling you because even when he brought it up on the rocks tattoos or something something not quite chiseled doesn't look like it looks like a knocked off like version of it. What what we longer that. Were you inspired by there. I don't really know oh stop. It's a have a conversation. It was like it was like twelve years ago. One of my friends in one of my friends had a lotta tattoos getting full sleeve done. I was like you know fuck it. I'm radical brother got to go get something done right. Is it a regret if i i would prefer not to have it. Yeah maybe other any other lizard off now just the one one. That's a big tattoo those leave how much that costs. I think it was like two hundred bucks. You got that made him one of the finest tattoo artists and bangor maine. Oh so it's a celtic what celtic not with some tribal means it means never have to answer your fucking questions. Yeah one of these days fucking do motherfucker. I'm gonna work for how he fucking fucking tattoo what do you. I think that i'm gonna get corey. Lewandowski people have people think steve's this straight laced conservative gabino. You've no idea takes that shirt off different guys. Who have you know about that tattoo before today. A bunch of people yeah the secret. Yes i see keeping shirtless shredding threaten some not some fucking down fucking hitting the gym saying. What does your wife think of it though no she likes it she does that. Don't you from this door. Masturbate the producer of the show. That's steve hasn't been fucking power. Look at that fucking tattoo micro. I can't really know how close am. I going to get my shoulder to your. Let's say let's take a daddy tickle. Lucy can look at this. They go mike <hes> very sexy. I'm in do you ever tattoo all right zip start. Wow who would've guessed. I would have never guessed that john i thought it was like hanging from the shirtless. Shrink very well. You gotta blame you. Gotta blame nerve your shirt art so she's not shirt stephen sold above march. We'll tweet that out because people want to see that you have to do that yeah. They seem to be shirtless but you take a picture. I'll take whatever makes you feel comfortable perch. No it's fine no to be uncomfortable. That's fine won't keep working with concerto concerto. Mike says it's okay that's true. I say we we're talking about. Oh the rigs thing. Oh yeah send sends something else boy even this what's his name is sales guy stephen j. I put these guys broke each other's balls all the time with missing. I guess not. I mean i admit admits. There's something a little bit more severe to how you rick someone's balls right. That's fair. No i mean sometimes yes but like you've never gone after. You've never gone after somebody for their a fantasy draft picks. No i don't really care about that. Okay but i mean you tend to fight you tend to like zero in on people's insecurities and pick those right but you say things like he should play in traffic. You said steve said that stephen chow works in traffic and he says he's right playing with his entire family. I didn't say that no that's interesting. I think so. I think that really fine. Whatever what do i care. I mean it was just trying to do my show. I don't understand the this real. There's real hatred coming from new new york and i don't really get it. I don't know what we've done wrong than trying to the best show. We can't every single nervous about well. I think it's very telling when even i like when puerto is mad about something. I tweeted tweet yeah. I mean you think you would have given a tweeted when i was in ellendale ready for this for this minivan gnarled they're shocked. I think they're shocked but they should be happy about that that we can also talk about them taking away posting privileges. I guess we can go ahead and floors yours. Every everything is now subject to review all my now now. They're gonna reward the we've returned to the podcast but any blog post you can be the case. I don't know does it. Oughta reaction to snap offending article directly to k- hey marco and saying hey we need to do you really care though no. I'm just it's just it's makes. Shouldn't i mean shouldn't that be their their thing anyway it shouldn't they be looking at something. All at the time well with blogging stuff has to get up so fast. Oh but i mean they don't really have time. Have you posted anything lately. Just a blog for each of the podcasts like mcafee feed the one yeah okay so that gets looked at and then approved yeah. It's always it's always it. They're basically just saying like looking at oh. Is he trying to smear any vets. No is has anything ever been edited now. Okay so then we're good yeah. No i mean we're we're fine. Yeah yeah i. I just thought it was an interesting response to something that we never attempted to publish right right yeah so i don't know i don't know how this goes forward with them but it seems like there is now a minute fans have declared war declared war against barstool. Yes that's the sense i get and that's it's okay. I mean that's how that's i'm not telling which way to go. The strange thing is is that in this cold war where like the soviets now and they're like america. Who is your minute fans. Would he talking about they've become russian. I saw that while we are we americans. I said we're the soviet so we being what awesome minute offense okay. I'm on the fan. I mean the hand. I haven't found mine. I know i'm not but you are there. I hit you up the fucking colt. I suppose oppose i am but i am not one who i'm telling them which way they go. It's like i'm doing things purposely to to get them to go and you're gonna absolute. You've never never know they. They act independently. They're independent. I would never in any way point them. One way or another. I just not in the business of doing them no but by the way is then what porno does no it's different. Oh there's why is that different different okay i. They're called stories right. Why would say the fans are much more passion not as big much more passionate than the stories debate now. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna rip the stories. I liked them. That's how i do it because i know you know when i came in. There's doing you get fired if he did that however you you know k._f._c. can say i'm going to be murdered very hurtful. Porno said them in the fans are what morons rig rig jumped all over us. <hes> willy cologne threatened threat threat double louis c. k. We play the n._f._l. Put his dixon loot way worse chat talk. Show chaps talk shit corrobos corrobos whether he say listen. I think it's more specifically image doesn't like who likes him h._p. At this point i don't mean really so why but my point is like i'm always have decided decide the battle because he's with us. I mean these fucking maniac but once you get outside of our world at the end of the day i'll tell myself the same thing. I told you i am a character now. I'm the fucking psychotic psychotic fat you know depressed blow insane bertie account just this debauched fucker that he was upset too. I think that was a joke but he was like you went after a guy with anxiety. I heard that i can't have like come on. What are we doing here. We're breaking. These goats have some fun side of that world like you know even like either my k._f._c. shitting because it's kind of fun he's in on the joke but their podcast has download started four hundred thousand. They say they get like eleven thousand a week or something fucking crazy for that you know what if the show would do with two guys talking about rigs shaib that cheney the axe so we have three listeners shame three listeners do of that name talks about the jealousy that mbh in d._c. Have of blind mike. Do you think that there's jealousy at barstool stool of the loyal following fan podcast yes of course we'll of course there. Is i mean you take any of those guys away from borstal like you move us off a barstool tomorrow with the same listeners except port i think of the same audience of course to avoid a._f._c. steven shay anybody would care if he disappeared up from earth today. We'll give a fuck. He sent his traffic instruction some of these jobs. I've traffic instructions for him. Walk into it and find a fucking truck. That'd remind instructions for him now. Why why sure is nice very nice shitting on us. He wasn't shitting on you. He was he must have at some point it. It was literally one sentence in an email. Take remind ninety cents sixty seconds sixties sixties. I guess i'm not gonna say i saw his tweet this morning and re tweeted it which one so that she would see it. I saw it earlier because he was part of the <hes>. Whatever my name was on the fucking anyhow anyway was. I saying oh so. Let's let's get to this year before we <hes>. We have some bad radio to that with my plane. We get a little bit of battery good. I found i found a good segment needs. I heard a bad periscope. Last night that we can play radio is no i did not but i heard a mike and mike threat at the nope we he's getting the sound shop for second just relax. I thought it was talking while he got the sound good job. English is really going to take this seriously. Gonna deal with this fucking shit now. I know i'll reach out to him. Don't do not do not interest on its tax. Say them really mad. This is the thing is i have. I have to work with these people so sorry steve so tough your complicate your complicating relationship the golf course we've been doing in the short like eight weeks. He's an offer like five of them. Some guy got relationships too. So when did you start saying it was going to be your last week on the show. Was that new york it toward the end. I said it could be it's called the tease i mean and and the people fucking went crazy winter exploded last night all the same time i might have gotten one tweet about. I know where this team or no. I see scrambling. Steve robinson's face right there. Well i really said was steve. Stinky relaxed tattoo. That's very true. I put up a poll this week and i was surprised with the results that listen this. Is you than stories. I don't know it seems like they're both with equal journalists editors. Listen listen if this week. I can't afford to do the show anymore did you. Did you check over pay pal but i've said that to you. Did i check your pay pal. I'm supposed to say oh. My mic is saying what you're saying. Is this is it is the last week unless you get a deal yeah. Okay well. Ultimate him out there. You want to call it that but it's not really take finally some good straightforward negotiating sheeting yeah i agree. I mean that's a good way of telling that's a good way the plate now of course you know knows we'll do it. In the next week. I miss you. Erica was supposed to call me yesterday a she did not reach out today. Texans can reach the text from friday thinking. I it doesn't feel like it's top priority already. What's taking so long my question. You know what i mean like not not even saying like give can get it. It just seems odd that they can't just be like all right. He's hired or not or no we. I don't want to hire you know what i mean. One of the other <hes> think by mike is this friday i think by mike is good with we discussed last week. Which sounds like you where you would go with the numbers numbers everything right yeah okay great. She said sorry am i working on a few things will call you monday and get him set up. I said great no problem at all did not here monday but i think she was at just such issues at the golf tournament so maybe she was doing that. I i'm gonna reach today so i. I don't think you're in a in a weird spot well. Let's hope not boys. I'll start throwing some threats around around your financial taking coming in with me your financial. What's what's the cameo. Slumming significantly differently slowed down. I guess that how much you make a thousand bucks or no not quite but i <hes> i would say rent rent's worth well there. You go good for another month. Yeah see you're paid for. I mean what's missing scraped by your i mean what do you get some money from being disabled right yeah how much a few hundred nothing to know okay nothing that make a difference so if you looked at other jobs i have to wait even looking at applying or where i haven't been applying you know trying to help you get yes. I have been. It looks like feverishly you have an offer from someone. Yes yes see four hundred thousand dollars a year but yet you're willing to work here for twentieth of that. It's interesting offers from on air radio vandal industries wh wh- what places have you been looking at like so. Let's just say erica's calls me. Do you know what it's just. We like them but it's not working well. It turns out w. E. is looking at a change in more than a would you send mike and friends you seriously do. I don't know that i mean i'd have to just a regular regular person joe like what i don't know what degree in communication liberal arts. That'll l. right so i mean you really do you. Do you think he wouldn't be back here week from tuesday if he's gone like this week doesn't work steve the thing it's not that i need to find a job. It's not i'm not saying hey. I'm playing hardball now i need to i mean fucking around and find out if you don't want to hire it's fine if he's got five dollars in his checking account account. How does he pay for an uber to get here right right. Eventually have to do something yeah. Okay what we're trying. I'm yeah i'm a i'm a we want this to happen. All right i appreciate i think steve is trying trying to get you last night to say that you're disappointed my effort or lack i i noticed trying to get he was trying to get. I'm so tricky. I mean i but i don't know your effort is. I don't know what i would you want me to do that. I know i don't understand what the whole the decision done done for you. This process between exit no steve's minho. Yes wrote control saad. He hasn't helped you been calling erica knowing these people and saying hires this man. I don't think that i would choose to call her. I've emailed her a couple all times when i also i also don't want to bug her yeah. Why don't you send an email right now on the air good. What would you like to set say. Hey just jug. What the fuck how can we do so. Let's not fucking around last kirk. Maybe discuss talking yesterday. It looks like you weren't able to connect. Just want an update four. Mike who's anxious about his jobs making making a lot of threats yeah. That's all i would like to get this done this week. It's important for mike. You know he's stuck in blind. These losers that grind fucking baby about it i mean i think that you know you can only go that. Well somebody the general public is tired of my match but i i i want this to happen. I think support what do you got. Let's hear the live steve robinson email my erica. I know you and kirk. We're supposed to connect yesterday regarding mike okay good start don't but don't bother uh-huh disgraced himself interview. Have you hear this louis c. K. audio differently think of that only michael's the job online defense. I'll tell you what he's peace. Peace passionate those beliefs you gotta say that he's willing to risk his career for it's not even a free speech issue. You're like anti the speech of people who are critical of louis masturbating young not anti any you see the skirt. Those girls were wearing when they walked in. I made it right. We get raped by him. Just wearing this t shirt to i mean forget it jesus <hes> i was doing steve composes. He's fine. He's okay yeah. I think so you can't tell him. I don't know he seemed a little often. That was listening morning but because there's there's moments where he's like you should apologize to me and then a couple minutes later was joking about the mcafee so i don't know if he's watching apologize for what he's doing. The wrong man believable. What are we got steve. You mean update dear erica. We're hoping to get something official by the end of the week can we maybe get started on the paperwork and we by the end of the day who throw that in that the end of the weakest rush. Let's keep this guy. She's busy says all you think about like when the show is over. All i think about now. Do you think about tax kirk now now and ask him about this. You know what i mean. What what's what's your thought process. What do you mean like when you try to give it every couple of days because i know i don't wanna buddy appreciate make it seem like it's every hour does feel it anymore. Erica i know you and kirk were supposed to connect yesterday regarding mike. We're hoping to get something official by the end of the week can we maybe get started on the paperwork blind in there because otherwise guaranteed uses who would you say. She said he's just said. Mike and i feel like she may not know who the blind mike. Okay good send now. It's in your in your world now. This might not help you. You know it'll be fine. It's good that's good to have that. Anybody else needs to be on that or no. I'll see you on it. That's who i met now what i meant to minimize dream to be barstool employees. You know employee's point for today's once. We've never actually been an employee right. I mean i was paid so count the works sent. I don't i'm sending right now. Send hit sent gone done. Thank you got some movement. You get the deal done to the next hour now. Say what steve robinson's but since checking in your brow is sweating. I'm sure my stock is really high with eric after last week yeah right that'll be great. I got this asshole. We should have comments in the the eric. About what do you think this baby. Just send picture that fuck with this guy i should i should have sent you have said in the past that you're going to get blind. Mike deal. Oh however our records indicate should get a lot of laughs there. I don't think i don't think that was. I don't think that was a big deal in her life. Honestly maybe it could be. I didn't get the sense that that was a big issue. I thought about it over the weekend that the only media outlet that really blew it out of proportion. John was barstool sports. That's actually a good point and it's actually true bad radio which is making me feel better after a weird we we we've got brooke. Jubal's there are show the brooke jubal some parodies you like that one yeah so i discovered a segment a regular segment that they do called what you doing at the courthouse what you doing at the courthouse doing at the court. I liked it. Okay so is it exactly who it purports to me seems almost like they're doing bits that they want us to just teamed up. It's brooke and jubal in the morning and it's time for what you doing at the courthouse where we go down to the courthouse and we just asked a very simple question what you doing at the courthouse us now. Let's go go ahead. Did you hear this. Yes okay but i'm just thinking like this. Is you know i'd really like if one day they were just like. I'm on trial oil for sexual why why never that those. It's always gonna find some guy who's in trouble. I was masturbating in front of women on pleading pleading guilty. I murdered this man. We're not getting a illegal substances really you're. You're in route. Okay in route currently being dispatched to the mothership okay so tell me where are you going to pick up where you can find all your local dispatch realtors drug dealers sure you call him that i call him. Community liaison is christ by the way brooke and jubal's the show it has this very unlikable quality of one of the producers. I realize the irony of meat criticizing someone's laugh yes but there's someone who does this thing where he's off mike but he loudly yeah. That's a that's a big old radio thing. I know why number do some shows that people do do that and they would do early on doing on purpose. Do talk back to the there should be like why are you. What are you doing. Why why are you laughing yeah. It's it's very it's scream laughing with. It's real. This is the second guy find another good what you're doing at the courthouse. <hes> just check it out. Some of the the judges i came to <hes> all right. Why is it. Why do you think he's checking the judges because it's an intern that they had say this checking knows the judge solely fake him the what does he give an answer do some observation. I'm actually leaving to <hes> play. A judge in a movie called wow so we have an actor in our mis- okay and so you're observing again. We've been acting are missed it. Wow so we have an actor in our miss. It's overcast we even accurate are moves through the raindrops appears this man okay and so you're observing the judges so you're going into random courtrooms and what are you observing about the judges. They're pretty stoic aw pretty dry okay well. Let's do some role play then. I'll be a criminal and you'll be a judger. K. sustained okay <hes>. I think they should give me a break judge. <hes> <hes> how about a <hes> break your neck they do expect that left. Turn whoa what what because my son you got drunk ran over an eight year old and he doesn't show any remorse for his actions do it again and if they leave him free. I'm not proud of this. I'm obviously against my nephew. Is the marathon bomber so i really appreciate some some big. What else are you doing at the courthouse. No i'm serious and it's really oh yes i i actually you brought the marathon bomber. I showed up to the courthouse to interview the sarnia of groupies and what were you doing at the courthouse courthouse. Interviewing groupies was much more interesting than that yeah. I think that judge guys just a part of the show. I it's gotta be. Would they say here. Observing judges turned movie. Yes there's one that change your mind a little bit more legit. I go down to the courthouse every week. Just ask a very very simple question what she doing at the courthouse getting my child support adjusted oh. You don't seem too happy about that. Oh no no use like who's talking to the guy i want. It's either brooke jubal's right but are they merged. Is it the produce i think they i think they have producers. It's like messing with mainers. They send somebody out to but these these are. He's talking to a recording. Yes okay. Stop fusing. I wanna know we're tossing ideas around. Say hey kirk. What if we did this bit what you're doing at the courthouse right and you to your credit. You're actually more. We're open minded with ideas. You try to say what that pitch it to me again. Go ahead so so we're we're like we're always three of us are just having berkshire whatever and then played some xbox and then right so steve as twenty ideas and then mike mike. What are you got so. I got this idea. It's an idea. It's a bit called. <hes> what you're doing at the courthouse. Would you mean. That's what it's called what you do with us so what happens. That's so you ask people what they're doing at the courthouse. Why didn't it's a great idea. Mike you should do it okay. Can we do it every day at night every single day. I think it's important that the people all are completely organic and authentic whatever they say we'll run with it is going great react to it. I think that makes all the sense of the world. Hey what you doing at the courthouse. What what you have to say you can't say. What are you doing it getting now. It'd be kind of tough why. I don't know if you could spot the right people to isn't that funny. Okay that would be the chorus but actually just people walking by regular. Jobs are going somewhere else in the neighborhood. That'd be at the convention curtai- what you doing at the courthouse. Mike all these different bits by the way he brings up curto. You said when we're a foxwoods that you had a development to tease. No law sure happy to do it right now. It's not that big a deal but boy so you can find it. <hes> settled yeah. People not might not even remember kurdistan is it's been shit. I tracy from last week. He's one of your political enemies. Is you tried to bring the power of the state down. Crusher voice wrecked the court will hold a hearing on october twenty twenty-third at two pm mobile sex. Oh man that's going to be going on forever. Middlesex superior court courtroom seven ten on barstool and your motion dismiss curto tones complaint barstools lawyers will handle the hearing and mike portnoy. We'll be there. I sent him an email by the way he was talking to you on twitter saying he wants to come on. I emailed him and he never never got back to me. <hes> sago october twenty third at two pm is about our motion to dismiss so i don't know win the fuck. We're going to actually go swimming this. Let's just you say this doesn't work like i don't know when the hell the court date will be things. Take forever <hes> yeah. How many minnesotans do we need to show up at the courthouse. That's a good question sorry. I have have probably had a dozen right. You could get more than that remains. You do a live show from their well. We're gonna have to do at least periscope right. Yeah i mean should we just use show from the courthouse that morning. Interesting idea pizza place harry minihan beck recruits do different different timing doing at the courthouse. We do right auburn what you doing here yeah. Maybe we'll do it that day. Okay that's good yeah yeah so motion to dismiss october twenty third. Mike porter will be there. I don't have to be there but i think shop i just wanna. I'm curious to see just here. <hes> in the middle of fans i think she because you never i mean this wind up being dragged into prison that day yeah. I think it's definitely probable honestly so they should be there to help me out. Yes i think so yeah. I told her twenty third so i'll go well so we have war of roses was back on carson kennedy. Are you sick. A war roses a little bit too. Even the just one was pretty excited. I've got a little bit of josh josh lewin podcast. Let me hear josh sooner from josh. I'm excited to get into it because the special initial in san diego meatloaf not fish tacos enchiladas meatloaf but that's the guy who's saying about how two out of three bad. I knew he was going to say that good. I like that they have one precisely two out of three indeed not bad but not ideal when you have ground make up like boston does chance to sweep the lowly padres went by the boards on sunday the difference in the game a two run first inning homer by of all people manny machado and the the evil one made what could have been a critical error late in the game but thing where you have to compare everything to music. Who's the evil one minute machado whether you do well. He's a bad guy. Am i missing what he's just crazy h._p. This guy joshua broadcasting so other than us so we there's a podcast of every game yeah really go. That's what i was waiting for. That gets make you stop search who needs under marks. I i wonder how many did josh listen to before he was like. That's the one that's kinda. Just starts likes likes to move in a little bit and then the whole body gets into it stations doing this thing where they're trying to seize on social media. Try and promote these podcasts like crazy in there all look terrible and no one's going to. It's is just a weird little worried over that shit like podcasts solve it like now. Your show sock like they're not gonna doesn't make podcast. It'd be great. That's lewin. Lou have any good or no oh boston outscored san diego fifteen nothing to start the weekend series after that seven to padres so the red sox settle the music to win dummy wrapping up no that's. That's how we started yet. Oh it comes back again. Yes it's interesting move. I like to think everything's just rampant backup to that song. Let's funds. I'm not listening to that. I was hit that i haven't listened to the hillman. Show really at all. It's just today. I got i got greg's lead from in this morning. If you're okay so <hes> so bad like wow you don't know the issues tackling. What do you mean you haven't been listening. I have this morning. There's something big going on. Oh mama i love carries all right finally from me this morning thankfully yesterday on twitter dairy. Queen clarified that their burgers are not made with human even meet according to human wished report official lots had vision. I could be in jeopardy you after a complaint suggested that the brazier burger was to human fleshy wait a minute. We've been melvin complaint. That's exactly dan. Yes point exactly elite cutting to how would this guy even know who would have come up with original idea who the fuck is laughing in the background. Everybody it's hilarious. It's a lotta hilarity going on jocularity and again. That's one of those stories that like not really anybody's talking about it. I have no idea i never even saw leave what the day where everywhere like where he was talking about it where you can pass a dairy queen without thinking human meet human meat. I don't think i even knew that dairy. Queen served meet see. I was going to ask that but i don't want to get into that. I don't want to fall into the traffic on the story. That's a how would you mike how'd you even know a human tastes like well. This morning. I heard the report coming in and then i saw stephen. I said boil serving in that tight shirt. I'll take some human yeah like i understand that that would shrink when you wash it but that doesn't that doesn't describe whites hampshire. Now you cut it off to show up your belly very proud of in your belly button ring to who would have guessed this. He likes to accessorize. You think it's a conquering there or no i mean. Is it crazy prince albert this. This is a crazy guy. You know that give me the fucking tattoo. That's given the fucking. I i could see him and like him ben going in-coming. There's been a military terry guy ben yes. Oh there. We go yeah there we go. I'm just like my big brother. I'm gonna get inked up now. We have an answer to and finally the celtic. Is there meaning to that. It's just an old celtic design. What does it mean. I don't know what it definitely means. You're definitely not telling us. Just what what aren't you telling yeah. What do you hope for a better tomorrow. It means lowering liberalism. I think it's more of a bad ass thing for five about the fucker. It means fuck. It means. I can do whatever the fuck i want without having to answering to you. How long does the process probably took an hour and a half jesus christ christ that hurt no feels like fuck no fucking her me actually kind of felt like the pain off. It means means. Bring the pay small shirt. It's just a gift that's given us. The tattoo and i even put it on this morning. Wounded seems to have shrunk seems okay. Though he took off a hoodie or something he could've just warned the hood. Have have you stand up santa for second. Please release the world. Let me put your hands in the sky. <hes> let me see let me see this guy that bad no. It's not bad hungry advertisement for the shirt though is it. No one wash it. I mean mine didn't shrink frank. It didn't know steve purposely by the smaller size. Check the tag on look at that tattoo. I could see that tattoo right now. The large pick steve robinson for tattoo guy. No not at all no laced yeah whether the whether mom and dad think of that waste of money and it was i was gonna take advice from them right. I mean there's human meat being served up what we're talking about. These scillies art against other that might be out of your your unusual which take on human meeting might. I can't believe it dairy queen. You think you save going into a dairy queen human meat task what the story i know i get bogged down in sometimes so people think dairy queen serves human meat for hamburgers. Yeah well apparently murdering people or something. What do you want the facts behind. Find someone went into a dairy queen or you read that right up on this. Oh yeah okay go ahead from greg hills reporting oh good someone went into a dairy queen today. This tastes like human. How how would they know that exactly kirk. That's the thing don't worry dairy. Queen human meat free no need for panic. I mean because there were a lot of people all yes talking about particularly over the weekend. That's true so no need no need for concern. They set a straight and i gotta say this and this is kind of why get in trouble. I guess a lot and i know late in the show. Some people will catch up a day or two later and sometimes i'm afraid to say people think a lot of balls whatever that's very nice say that but i say like i think it's courageously interlock retired. I'm glad we've got your taking them. I just wanted to say was waiting. I was like where's the tweet. What is he afraid of. What are you afraid to react. I was afraid i'll tell you the truth. I'll tell you the truth. I you know here's the thing a lot of people aren't factoring in is because i didn't hear this anywhere over the weekend. He has a lot the money right and concussions or a very real thing. I thought he was broken. Concussions were fake but people people change my mind on it so yeah yeah right concussions very much real right and he's got a long future ahead of him. He's only twenty nine. He's only twenty nine. That's the thing off. No i think he's a total. No no no no no don't don't know except that the guy's a hero market but it is the great call it the craziest story in sports history. It is the craziest craziest get rid of sports. It's the craziest story in history like i read that in. I looked up at the sky in literally like everything was upside down. Pigs were playing poker next to me. It was fucking in total. Total guy walked up to me. All your worst like wacky. Est dreams were happening right in front of me like literally people are speaking a new language judge cars. Were driving upside down going the wrong way. It was andrew. Luck is not gonna three here. I mean i was i went into the mcclain for like six hours for checkup. A guy okay hit me hit me where i didn't hit plus plus fantasy implications fucking forget it don't want to trigger and then i took andrew luck and at this point i am smiling like like the cat who ate the canary <hes> that shave by the time he got back to me. We learned that look ed retired. I was a little pissed off to me. That's a bigger story o._j. Simpson happy he didn't retire ninety. Four ninety years old probably run away from them. That's a bad thing. If you know like drew bledsoe done that i said steve before like imagine if in one thousand nine hundred ninety six i told you that o._j. Simpson would be laughing. I can't believe this my fantasy football teams screw. I i like the idea of like where's the draft this year. It's always it's low j.'s house. Oh great was everyone drives over all the guys. If pizza and lake is weird things hanging over. This guy is killed. Human go just like all right fourth-round who he needed tight end. This guy's fucking murder people originates stab jokes. I don't know i know i think i think they all. It's all sick like it's just a total total ass kissing like if o._j. If one of the guys who loves o._j. O._j. alcoholic still in the mix to my knowledge. We'll say a._c. Still hanging around with o._j. Record in in o._j.'s got his group of friends or whatever like i could see al cowlings texting one of those other friends whose lower down and being like you know o._j.'s kind of pissed to you and then that guy having a fifteen minute podcast we rant and rave about how much he loves the juice like i could see that i'm on juice. I'm sorry why don't you text me back juice. I'm not friends but we're relying enough. We are from six scare twitter. O._j.'s coming over to my house to kill me. Oh wait a minute. That's it but it's more complicated because we're friends and we're not friends but at the same time we're kind of friends and like i'm like what the fuck like a bunch of kentucky fucking asshole the come on o._j. But like i love him. I love i i love o._j. Don't get me wrong. I love him. He's great. I love the juice. I love him. He didn't kill them but isn't it odd that there's a real world possibility that you'd be watching football this year and someone could react like and go. Oh my fucking fantasy. I'm losing to o._j. This weekend that's a real life. Possibility we'll say pissed off because because i wish i would have come out our earlier and sad because the game was losing one of the great players and nice guys taking your vacation comeback game and to if you win looking i was able to get mattie ice matt ryan scott last year <hes> on a switch around three tight ends. We're gone on so i was able to get jared cook and i figured if drew green i guarantee you in this league like it's people who like draft purposely back say think o._j. Will oh killed him. He's like he's like yeah. I got you know quarterback. It's pretty good. I got i got brees and i got rothlisburger. Pat mahomes like it's it's not bad the drafting wherever the hell was the patriots guy this year the the kid back whatever the first round which is like man. You guys doing all this other guy. Li took aaron hernandez. He's dead but now you're kind of making fun of the angeles during o._j.'s come goofy but obviously you didn't hear what dugout gottlieb's said well first of all when i did the goodell thing <hes> a couple of years ago and i said on t._v. That the crash at hire somebody to murder goodell which was a joke embarked hubbub. Who's a shithead only happened to him. Edit sent it out in the became as big story the one national guy who said i should lose. My job was doug. Godly really yes. Yes we're seeing the tweet if thinking fuck this asshole well. The gottlieb's never been urban shy of stepping in and himself but this is a good thing for him like nobody ever talks talks about. You got to talk to the legs on some basically said the what that said moore said typically these millennials <hes> just kind of walking away the selfish and i don't believe that golly believes that he was trying to have some attention but let's just say that we did believe that i know i always say this but so what like he thinks as long as crazy as a pussy. Now wlac wants to retire. I can't believe doing this if luck wants to retire fine whatever great go with god good luck when he retired during the game by we'll say he did fucked the colts over. Ask you finally six seven nine seven. I see you guys lined up. I the ed abington. I see you paul embrace it. You gotta take this. I wouldn't believe we get to get hold on the line. We get back. We've got a writer from the indy star. Who's going to opinion on this. We have some sounds that when you react to that and more it's kirk mike and steve robinson right here 93.7 w here's my tweets retiring because rehabbing his too hard as most millennial thing ever. Oh the andrew luck now first of all become under. I understand that i heard big sarcasm. Obviously doug gottlieb does not use twitter because he hashtag andrew walk doc instead of just saying like andrew lock should never actually i gave you look great. I mean like i'm fine with that. Take nick if it's genuine but that is just like light yourself on fire jump up and down. I mean doesn't really believe well. That's one of those guys. It's got leave cowherd kellerman. He tweeted the video addressing my andrew luck tweet from saturday night. It's got three hundred and fifty thousand times and then they'll but two weeks from now like always remember anything. He says he's a nobody he sucks on the air and he's a fucking i can do about yeah at least he's not as vulgar desmond howard with our say. There's been howard midday chapelle reference did and he had to apologize for say on college game day that they were making about andrew luck. No no they were making their picks and desmond howard lee courses at symphony while and doesn't howard just goes lee is desmond how we're gonna gonna have to choke a bitch really say and then the best ones. I re tweeted deadspin. Put it out where it's oh. I did see i. I just didn't they slow it down and make your day like i mean i don't know apologize. Thank god we're in a world now and you can get fired for that. He didn't think is everywhere. It's so obviously chapelle writes. Oh i know but still jesus wow that's good. I like that christ aced. What'd you start saying that mike. I will never mind email back. We actually have some news on the front. Oh boy you got an email back. Who is this when i was just saying yeah. Referring bikes contract on live meal here should be should. We look mike read this. I can't stop erica writes kirk. Call you this a._m. And yes and a week is no sweat. Steve and i like the eric. I respect the shit out eric's because he's purposely string me on the vexed i give it until after labor specified say end of the holiday all right <hes> so what you get this contract bitching yeah okay then with my silly silly whining. Why are you going back. Pay for backpack courageous. Get it over with whatever gets done. It's just a pay your uber raging the way down. What do you mean when we go to watertown. That'll be way down that i can live in footloose and fancy free nine bucks. A pop actually might even be driving past places could walk. I could pick you up. You shouldn't get walking. Should any other sound a player yeah yeah. I thought you saw that there's a new primary challenger to president trump in there on the republican side joe walsh. I did see this. You see meltdown on m._s._n._b._c. I was confused. I always think this is the joe joe walsh on the eagles but it's not congressman illinois brady show so he's acting like he. He had a radio on social media. Yes he was re. He pro trump and he was against trump. He's kind of wild he was. I don't think he's gonna win. No wells year. The launch hasn't gone well formed but this was him on m._s._n._b._c. over the weekend congressman. I want to come back to the topic that nicola is a second ago and and focus on a little bit more. You know <hes> you've you've apologized for helping to spawn trauma apologize for going too far. You know look with nicole says that goes true for a lot of people. The fact is the presence of stone called racist and so so are you and i can sit here and read off. Tweets brock obama's a muslim barack obama's born in kenya. I got tweets using the n. Word not long ago and i and i think for a lot of people the notion that anybody who has exhibited apologize for various things yeah apologizing for burping at the table or using the wrong fork with your main in course is different from offering some kind of a genuine recognition that not just. I said things that are offensive. I'm a racist. I said racist stuff. There's new way someone who has who too many african americans looks like as much racist as donald trump has the moral standing to challenge donald trump. Yeah and i wouldn't call myself a racist but i would say john. I've said racist things on twitter. There's no doubt about it. Interesting racist should on twitter. Yeah get it what everybody goes on m._s._n._b._c. and black face like what am i missing here. There's something wrong is going on t._v. Is a racist yeah. I'm a racist basis but that doesn't mean i'm a racist. What are you gonna walk me into this okay. Let's be clear about this okay. I am racist now. Wait a sec but i'm not racist. Just like what are you. What is the angle. You're trying to go with you. Say racist should all the time by racist. I mean like the white people are superior to other races. What are you trying to get me to say. Don't put words in my what are you. What is your are. You are you. Are you a racist. Would you consider yeah oh but i'm not but not not not racially racist. Oh then how do you how do you mean exactly and and i mean like you know it's like wail soup. Their tales are fucking left and right right now. What does it have to do with this. What my my wife is black. She's a prostitute. I love her. Yes okay racist. No you can't be but might about these. Tweets people running for when trump is the fourth lease crazy person. That's the president that we are like. Why can't there and just be an eye fresh like danielle sponsor. Take why can't they just pick a normal intelligent fucking person gang gang gang twenty twenty who has some sense who is that well speaking of that we were closer to getting marianne marion williamson on oh good good who's the person who was closest to the norm- normal normal human being. I think it might be gang gang actually megan my guy. I don't know i mean joe. Biden is not a normal person. No wars lose every time he speaks the other day about to just see that. I don't think i saw where he's like r._f._k. When he got shot in the seventies he was around late late sixties early seventies when he was in new hampshire and he said he was in vermont and he said fourth forty people got killed at kent state it. He said you know bama could've been assassinate. Why i mean i would say donald trump's normal the normal person marianne williamson. We like non a normal person. <hes> liz warning not normal person bernie sanders. It's tulsi gabbard normal. I hear good pretty yeah. She seems fairly john delaney's normal. Who's the one who tweeted. He was in boston the other day. It was at him now. Huntly does seem like a normal human being. Do you see that tweet. I was in boston in a bar and i asked for ice coffee in the bartender. Says always serve here is guinness or whatever whatever go to dunk go to dunkin. If you did not happen well. It's also fox bar. He's probably right. They probably don't serve good bartender quintessentially bike boston lime. I mean what's a fuck. You fucking idiot. Really more from this guy is not enough. When i said barack obama was a muslim that was a horrible thing to say and i said it because i the hold on mike lucy carey attacked. He did something horrible so like what now by your by your definition you have to say this. He's owning it right. It's normally when i said barack. Obama wasn't born in america an extreme hardcore muslim responsible for killings fine. I it's like what do you want me to move on why you ask. Why would you ask me about that fine. I said that you win. Uncle said with obama's obama's policy toward israel that i went to bad ugly step the sandy hook moms. I took a cheap shot again the guy even i'm sure funny were actors actors fine fine. This is like a movie of a campaign. The city mom dad took a cheap shot fucking assholes like do you remember peter russo so in house of cards the guy with the drinking pro season one day where he just doesn't know what he's like tough. Fuck fuck it. I don't know if i do they. Shit shit on the moms of one of the worst tragedies american history sure yeah. Hey guilty as charged but you can hold up what that was. I was i'm walking. The children of people who died in nine eleven s. i might have been doing that. He does get it makes things christly worse. Each time goes not saying. That's not what i meant it saying yeah. That's what i meant so so what so what is your job to ask you about this the fuck let me go back ten seconds yeah that was a horrible thing to say and i said it because i was so disgusted with obama's policy toward israel that went bad ugly step the sandy handy hook moms. I took a cheap shot against them three years ago because they were suing gun manufacturers an issue that i disagree i mean really i mean i mean the nerve of those women moms and dads to be offended by the gun manufacturing in this country. I can't that's one of those things like when you see stories and again i'm not going to get in the way of any amendment whatever but like when people with attack those moms and say they become politicized so fucking gross like debbie's thinking about the reprehensible human being to do that not to criticize mr walsh. I mean he's in that. He says i said at three years ago i only had five years to cool off from the midst of trump's looking looking at this and being like brutal for trump horses guy i mean okay fine give their kids murdered and slaughtered uttered by guns yeah but it was right in the thick of things in two thousand sixteen but you know it was a decade. She was four years after jesus the guy or now cheap shot against them. I've done that but john again context. I probably sent out forty thousand tweets in the last six years. No oh excuse about if you say that the president was born in this country find out a deal the other ones were at sandy hook moms so what's it's the forty thousand. That's not very percentage wise. It's it's less than once. Minimal chiesa mean thick solid days on the earth. You have murdered o._j. Two or three times odds murders bad day one bad day over his head for years. I wanna heisman trophy with two to three hundred that you'd say walsh. What were you thinking and all four hundred two or three out of forty thousand if they don't like that that's kind of a lot. Can we get this guy on we could. I imagine he's in demand right now. Three hundred two or three hundred i mean i'd be as low as two hundred. I mean th was my was. My grandfather involved the moon landing yeah all right fine tweet. What do you want tweeted at a few thousand. It's only one tweet out of two hundred twenty thousand die cake play play college football university of arkansas. I forget who knows he's tweets out. I don't remember i'm one hundred twenty five percent german when you tweet two hundred and twenty thousand times we can remember what words are being thrown. There's only like thirteen fourteen thousand and i'd like to take back to begin. Even those what are you gonna do. They step over the line with israel. I guess i mean we're so what cares my racist. Yeah they sh- over sandy but what's your end engaged here man. What are you doing. What is your what you're driving. At this tattoo. I got the socks as well. He wouldn't say to them mm-hmm and explain them and apologize jet sincerely as i can for those that deserve. Obviously i think you've got to do who's who's interviewing john hayman in his former friend of mark halperin who liked to jerk off in time calpers things making a comeback think oh yeah we were paying with that right journalists anything about uh-huh. You'd be a big mark. He likes to welcome back. He likes to hear over his cubicle walls grabber yes but we've all been missing his brilliant commentary by the way that's yeah i read both those books is not said one even notice that like strange range but he did nothing no no well. That's initially came out he didn't he signed stunned. Although people have been whispering for a long time but he is a journalist he missed that story a journalists and his best friend right guy wrote two books with good make a distinction between somehow convincing people. I'm not a racist but i said a lot of racist stuff in but but but again that's not fair because that's completely unfair what you've done here. John is accurately read my tweets an accurately give my response sponsor. That is totally unfair. Basically saying you know tough tough wrought here saying you admit saying racist thing but you're on the racists absurd absolutely let me get this record straight very clearly racist things yes by tweeted racist things yes m._i._s. racist yes is your categorization of me is a racist fair. It is not and here's why some and people i'm not a racist. I said a lot of racist stuff in public but again that's not fair because we we have a short show said the n. word in a tweet i did happen i did yes so what so what do you guys are. You guys aren't letting the full context i set it. You're getting all your pennies. This guy's such an asshole almost endorse him such a fucking asshole. He'll we have a short show. You said i said the n. Word in a tweet did and i did did to make a point because they wanted to change the name of the washington redskins so they said redskins is the new word that's bs. The redskins doesn't equate with the n. word. The n. word has a unique ugly history in this country to make that point. I wrote down the n. word in a tweet. I give to would if you were advising him but you say it's not how i would say it. Ironically ironically probably a topic. You just wanna punt on you. Just say you know what it's not that big of a battle. You just say that you think this will a million ways. The most native americans like the redskins issue isn't going away. I use the word a lot yeah. What are you. What are you going to the redskins the redskins about rap music all these movies ace tarintino all. I want white guy when you're in that when you're at that point the argument you're thinking you've lost hasn't elected congressmen he it was i think he served one term right. He was a party guy and then he turned it into <hes> you know did he palin did yes. I'd to turn into a radio guy anymore well. He lost his radio show this weekend next. Go off of this. Oh yes or maybe they didn't like him running against trump. I don't know probably thank you ratings as a right wing radio guy and trying to run after trump <hes> i guess but wouldn't you want to listen to it every day. I listen this guy every day grace. I don't think i don't think he's this exciting on his radio show. Do i four hundred reprehensible tweets. Yeah i do so joe joe. I saw a tweet from you months ago where you attacked spanish people. <hes> correct said they were less than human. Yes i stand by it but you're you're saying you're a racist. Oh no no no no miscarriage. No no no no. You're confused on my name joe. I saw this. I saw this in chapelle yesterday strain. He does a bit about how you know. One thing you said ten years ago people could just pull it up off of twitter and ruin you but these are like within the last year that he said look. There's not a lot of <hes> you know for me like easter sandyhook moms to me. Use the fucking asshole like you know. What's the upside if you're even if you're right now white guy doing out the and were like what is what. What the fuck are you doing. What what are you gaining by doing that like. I don't even i i we all understand the redskins. I don't care about the redskins thing but she tells right and you know every every and they go back on like josh allen. Whoever from tweets quoting a rap lyrics i mean what are you going to be nineteen year old draft guys when there were nine twelve years old or whatever yeah what the fuck like what are beginning here yeah well as you would say read the story like these media people happy to do that until it gets turned on them yes and then they're like wait a minute. Why doing this if you're gonna shit on the people expect it back fair game editor the hyphenated last name guy who said <hes> something about happy happy new year right yeah yeah i mean i mean fired over for that well. I think he's called for other. People be fired for stuff so yeah. Yes i mean but in a perfect world agassi. Nobody gets fired for saying anything. Basically you know but that's never we're gonna happen when people were outraged about about prince george laking ballet or something this woman on good morning america is at laura spencer laura lara spencer. I'm aware my name is she kind of laughed that prince with a gift section asshole calling as a prince jesus fucking christ which one is which kid is it. Oh he middleton's kid with what's his face right. Yes who's the one needs to be handsome now. He's ugly looks williams looking at me like i know anything about the fucking tyree africa. Who's william is the ah god. I feel like an asshole williams the one who's gonna be king one day right. Good america died so we don't have to give jerry callahan's bits and basically it's just like disney like he's gonna be king day. You're king william. Wow your grandmother died so now. You're the king in in your waist first of all as i've said like if i were meghan markle's dad and she's like a marrying this guy. I'd be like no. You're you're. You're gonna fucking prison. Basically basically it sounds like the last name great but i'd rather make like one hundred thirty grand of a nice really nice life not be. I don't know which is probably will make it. Michael was doing komo tv show but she wherever their kid is right william and kate middleton whatever his name is a little shithead is <hes> is taking ballet as well as you think it's going to be a rich fucking brat and annoying little mary served he seems alright but that's harrys kid well. No i'm just saying some of the monarchy it was a great kid. I take a wonderful kid. I hope because he's going to be key is going to be king yeah. The power wheel relapse. He's throwing people mingle not revolted against these people who have more landing anybody on earth the biggest welfare queens all time don't they say they bring in so much money and chilly davey mouse right there the mascot they are really they have no actual power but the houston which is fucked up either. I mean prince charles clearly inbred. He looks like a fucking idiot. He's get these fucking whatever so this took ballet lessons right yeah and the girl the woman on good morning america kind of made fun of long last or something like that and then everybody somebody like she had to apologize like people who are interesting to get fired. Here's here's a i'm. I'm going to fuck. Are you gonna get a call for her to. I know i'm gonna confess something. I don't wanna confess fucking hate this. Oh what go ahead show off the moves no when i was little my mom was a dancer now like your mom. Might you know dr bills between your fucking lips too strong. Don't play the gunfire sounds tasty wants so badly my poor mother trigger p._t._s._d. That'd be nice. Oh go ahead my mom dance all the time. So when i was a kid i would say from age aged four to seven or eight. I took dance lessons and was in several dance recitals of which is which there is video of which there is videotape taunton is searching for the instagram. Now where's the video. I think it's going to tell you i believe i buried it with my mom putting our task and do not tell them in offense that <music> for show you may eleven forty five the films have kirk. Dancing are not knowing no existing of patricia minute. I'll be there today. I'll check it out. You wouldn't put that video. You were just my aunt might have. I'll actually my aunt. Has she has stuff. One of one of them was in his a picture of it. Should we twee absolutely there was one of the years was me in four other boys with the village people off. Whoa steve's the jack. Oh i think i remember in the cowboys. Ooh you know what was that like. Oh oh god lay confession than the show. Wow yeah ooh that hurt. That hurt yeah that one's going to stay. I'm yeah that could be the next image redeems himself investigation himself. I think we'll find out how far into the show people are so barstool. Listen yeah. That's a good point too because if i were really cologne i would take that audio audio play it but he won't obviously i mean what i did it. I mean i was a kid but my point is. How old were you twenty seven the last time um you dance dance. The gulf coast the last time you danced eight hundred competitors. Here's my here's my here's my larger point though is like so oh i think most boys back then about today like i couldn't every year begged. My mom like please christ. Let this be the last year and it finally was so. I think a lot of boys back then today felt that way right. This woman is probably about my age so that's she's from general like. There's nothing offensive about that statement at all and it's not even that it's saying how long will that like. They won't want to do it. Probably it's not saying they shouldn't be doing it or boys shouldn't be in dance shadow. I watch apology now. She was really upset the fire have you ever seen billy elliot. Yes i lived in. Take your dad's like no. No mine is going to be doing the bellingham. I was working in the melrose. My mom loved and she was a dancer forever. So she did did sort of class. They would have recital and then i was part of the younger one that was she loved it. It was a fucking dream. Middle brother somehow skipped at my youngest brother did for a couple of years and there are some hideous pictures the other thing they would make you up like fucking crazy at these things so somewhere on earth. There is video and photographic me seven eight year old dress up like one of the village people kate in makeup that exists. Let's find that is the best people let us know kind of make sense now because when we were talking about the thanks steve might get fired last week you were very worked up about it and you're like it just makes me so and then he started crumbling which i so i started dancing with. Kevin bacon started going yeah so yeah so my larger point is i. I saw that and i was like this woman like people are people tweeting. It should be fired. You have people like bob cousy. Anything like sure we do this or a couple of days a week and you know. I don't know like when did this become. I don't know when did that happen. What do you approve of it. No no no no no no not yet. I was tweeting a tease for the show. Steven j already capitulating. I will say kirk does great ad reads yeah. I just made a note to keep them. 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The wife is obviously in control as a nice guy and everything right not particularly yes. Oh the wife knows she has to step in and he's gonna respond to that today. I'm a shut down the fucking instagram parenting skills on his wife's a big mind mike fan she is so yeah we meet from the show. Oh really oh yeah well. I care so the ones that babies eddie well. There are other ways to go with. It'd be mica three some of his mom and colin coward. No okay when you for the call yes. It's much better you also know fucking my mother. What's the big takeaway today. Now the dancing. I guess so yeah jesus christ great people building for them or they'll be. I'm calling me <hes> rape politics. That's true too. That's true too what else we have this weekend coming up. I'm working on marianne williamson good okay and i and i got a couple of <hes> you know the the writer the vice writer who was very critical of joe walsh to guess. We'll work on work on big mcafee. I think joe is probably going to be dropped out of the the <hes> the presidential election pretty souvenirs not going very live him. Why just stay in it. I mean i mean what number was going to happen but what percentage number would a republican have to reach for trump to debate them or not even that how great would it be if this guy beat trump so like trump's out of the picture but then it's this guy cases jason haydn he ends up winning and we ended having even bigger racist. That's true that's true. I yeah bush what was trump the submarines but the <hes> no new nuking the hurt. Do you believe that he tried to he brought that up. Yes i do. He's crazy. Ah yes i believe everyone. The room is that's a nice way like no and then he moved on boeing ideas. I don't mind that everyone knows you prefer lasers right. It'd be great great if you've done that all trump going craziest pasta i wanted to give i want himself to himself. What was it the other day. The i want greenland. I wanted that for him to put that on himself into the greatest moment in history as as he stepping on the greatest thing ever. I give this to donald j j trump for his valor. I just think you donald's no sarcasm. Bang puts it on there and it's just turns and takes pictures of this moment ever can obama won the nobel prize three months after he was president right right. Give it to him south so what he might have to accept. I'm getting closer closer endorsing getting trump which would be a huge endorsement. That's legitimate yeah. No it is some are in new hampshire swing state name. I would say that there are at least five electoral college votes that hinge on kirkman it so we'll see we get trump between now and the election i'm trying but i don't think it's likely we may we may get one of the trumps. The other trump's bore me. I i hate his kids kids yeah. Do you like those system wild sugar baron baron on obama. Oh mrs mrs trump flirted with what's his face today frenchie magoo there. What's his name carl. Yeah home the grandmother for a wife right here what why do oh i think is attractive. She's a good looking lady. I'm on knocking people sitting over there. She good looking woman she brady love no but she's an older attractive roman that that's a little international dispute butte between the president of brazil because he's dating a very hot and brazilian saw that he made fun of macron's wife. She's an attractive. Do you think the ballot. I don't think so with mccrone responded like amazon's on fire fucking so we're going to work on that stuff as well read thirteen studios dot com make sure to go there. I think we did earlier correct sorta dot com. We love it here. Although we're leaving soon we're gonna miss. Pack it up and getting ready to go and we're going to have a nice been the new steel nice big poster meeting that black and white from the golf tournament. I want that right over there. Maybe maybe you and your village people gear exactly unfortunate. I won't be there as well as long as they get the dance video. I'm going to need these videos. Thinking of the dance. Videos are like yeah. I think there's real real intense dancing going on into this thing. I don't half ass. Is this something that michael jackson would have liked. It was certainly of that era for sure. Was that kind of the issue you had with your dad. Was that like he always wanted you more competitive dance kirk and you kind of shied away no my dad my dad i loved because it was a whatever a tuesday night my mom and have her class. I have mine. He was fucking alone. You loved it. I think to take whatever you want but my mom would do a dance with your mom doused moms dream wedding that every year she wanted she wanted to do. I forget the song was remembered <unk>. She wanted us to do one duet song together. Could you imagine <unk> actually generally thing somebody showing their mothers just amazing when you think about who i'm sitting admitting this is creepy. Is there any meets in the way sort of semi tragic because they're dead. Is that helped me though not everyone's parents died. You're not you're forty. Five year old orphaned get over. They were young six six support. Your mom coincidence. I knock your mom. She was near death. I think you might yeah. That's that's absolutely the what it was a god. I mean i i will do. I will do my level best. I'll talk to my aunt. She's the one she's she's so my mom's sister my aunt sandra's he's the greatest she's yeah. She's the one who sort of yet if it's if every family has one if it exists with her and i i suspect exist. It's with her kirks. Got a pillow over face morose. Oh i've got to wait for you to get back. Oh god i keep doing this. I brought that up fucking. Laura spencer fucked me over jesus christ all right so we're back. Tomorrow actually wanted to me a little bit back to me so much fun. No no such a good tool. Mike was incredible today would you would you add to the table. They go no cameras lineup today. I don't think so how'd you do in total. I'd be done and total <hes> forty. I think any new ones or no not oh <hes> since the last time we did this steve. He's got the video. Mike wants for lauren wins birthday. One of the best listeners the best friends. I've ever count all right all right dan very often. Do i see my raw pen and we talked to him fucking his mother. I haven't listened. I mean we embarrassed humiliated. Real this is this is me talking into the camera. Oh this is. This is my dancing for money using my gary. Oh the carrot and character. Do you want me to stop playing to yeah okay because i will. If you really make sure we've gone pretty well do that is. Why did you listen to this. I haven't heard this one. No i just played a random one. Why do you think you saw lawrence lindsay. He's always tried to be sincere. All all should sear now reading here. I'm not sincere usually but also whoever bought this for you said ed stat. Stop the stop us all right. I'm sorry it's fucking dance with whoever you want to get as many tattoos you want. We admit now that you've got to talk to your mother and we will not play the rest of it. Let's say that to say no no you so you have a fucking my mother so you haven't done what would you say go ahead. No masking might mike. I didn't say you can say what fuck my mother. I didn't hear. Can we start from the top of this message please. I didn't hear it was dying. So this one's for lauren lin's birthday this day one of the best listeners there is on the best minute fans. I've ever encountered happy birthday lauren typically. I'm not sincere usually also hold on. I'm gonna tell you the construction. That's four th wall being knocked down. I'm about to bring to the real. Mike mike gear here. We've got a lot of fun on the program but something i wanna talk to you all about said that <hes> <hes> stella's dying wish was really that you have a happy birthday and <hes> she saved she can thank stella and whoever bought at this one for you happy birthday one d._j. Savvy sadly here here. They're not related but they do. A lot of people sat out there tonight. Mike area and i love you this magic moment by the drifters deck. What a fucking now. Let's change the mood. Here's prince with nine thousand nine hundred and a lot of people say a lot of people say i'm crazy but i'm i'm a knocked down for the next thirty seconds. What is it you say. Cats and kittens batting like wanna station that reaches the beaches gary tangle. That's right. He's hot and humid. Can we go. I like the mic. There is like th that's the best part was like look enough for the let's. Let's crazy guy but hey birthdays birthdays. Birthday should be taken more seriously. It's lauren's birthday and it's time to stop fucking around here jesus christ. That's a good way to end the suspect. The dance nvidia will not be found you. That's my prediction predicting bucking horse to say steam. That's horseshoe already priming us to not go out and find it. You're just you're the house and like you're not even gonna look for it. Of course i'll look for it. She listens of wh- that video the y._m._c._a. One i'm going to say was nineteen hundred and eighty one so we are now talking about who could possibly find saying but the thing is forty years of they sit still have the the fucking constitution they sell the magna carta is important as my videos born is that's more important it's constitution fading on demand and she'll she'll get on the mic birthdays that is coming up. It's anything like to say to her. Not not not not like if i could turn it down the wolf verse. Don't be liked yeah. Please go ahead. You've done a lot for me and i assume you've done a lot for him. Happy yeah well. It gives your voice actually okay okay. It's here. We go one more for the road. What's what's wrap it up with. A guy named brett reached out to me and said that he did a really good one. You did a really good one for him. I really don't it's that good. I really really good jimmy. We can make fun because i don't want it to be good our podcast revenue even though i have to do an n._p._r. Mike voice dear. What is your name. Fuck brad brad right do you sir brett briscoe dick wet now. You have to understand that. God doesn't use back torch congratulations on getting a dick wet for the first time you ask us. I'm sure it has been a very dry and miserable times weird hearing your voice and saying like why are you doing. You know what i mean like only no. It's not as bad as m._h._p. Who admitted last tonight that he was playing sound effects from his phone into a mike obviously was house sitting there in a fucking. That's more sad than mike doing even as cameras because they get paid for that. I guess you made a thousand bucks off. Almost that's pretty good yeah. It's a fulltime job just about all right. We're wrapping up good show. Are they nice long show do. I don't think they can dance stuff to move on from pro. I suspect we know online hoax. No not no no tiny dancer twitter at all i can't i can't even know i don't listen to me. This is an order. I don't want any minihan. Dancing twitter accounts no parroting sure they will but you understand okay okay. Can you wish my birthday's in october. Mike getting ready for that birthday mess if i can get serious we've had a lot of kirk. I know what's doobie brothers one. They're not related they do. I wanna get tanguay in here and hit the post once that'd be great yeah. Jimmy steve ever no <hes> no. I don't think so gary tanguay is my my buddy. He used to shows us and he and he would do thing we t._v. Together before like we'd go on tell me used to host arabia showing hit. The post with that is what the post is like you know you play ramsey mckay in nineteen seventies and here's the doobie brothers with and he would do it like it used to do as a radio like thirty years ago so we should do on the air at once in a while people fucking loved it. I would love to have him. Come in and do it for a day but he's terrified. I'm gonna talk about other stuff. He doesn't wanna get in trouble trouble which is true so i just want him to hit the post. Say when have you ever got someone in trump now not answer. I'm sure you'd make exceptions would and he's gone through a lot but i would love to do that for an hour. Because is that would make me nothing. It was great so i don't know so the invitations out to gary as well so we're back tomorrow. God knows what we're gonna do today. We've fucking. 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Mornings with Keyshawn, LZ and Travis (HR 2)

Mornings with Keyshawn, Jorge & LZ

38:25 min | 1 year ago

Mornings with Keyshawn, LZ and Travis (HR 2)

"Radio dancing do you know what else now you wanted to hear this song any reason for the inspiration manages to the good earth wind fire in the morning man you know who we planned the boat during Disco Night Disco Day look like cheating and then look t- dancing to me what you said back and forth but it was a it was interesting trip to say the least to Knoxville Tennessee. I've never I've never been I went on my visit there when I was in in junior to Knoxville Tennessee. Knoxville everything you know Knoxville yeah the Smoky Mountains has what they call it I've never a little bit this week I was down in Knoxville Tennessee and with an accent everybody down here get I'm sitting at the place we were watching the Games and sports born everybody is rare to Tennessee orange big orange Tennessee you know back back and forth I don't understand paying one these games and he'd beat Alabama Alabama so sorry back then you know just going on back and forth just to see what they say I said so I don't understand why t morton has an alley that's about a block loan Peyton Manning Got Ahold Boulevard that goes like Nice they were free very nice committee is it was it was cool it was real they were real real cool inviting I just love pay pancake wrong and I just I just wanted to mess with them to let them know that I'm a bone yard so many of the gay t I have like a ninety four and then it dropped seventy eight Sunday strange their national chocolate day here we go it's pretty bad though 'cause they not gonNa make the playoffs they not gonNa make the playoffs uh Houston indie but it's just the whole thing was a great trip but my next thousand miles and miles and even national championship for you I don't understand that Ooh you should've seen them they went from orange to red they will get so mad the head coaching job I don't understand well you know he's not quite ready he's never been a head coach or anything before say well neither has pruitt objects around God the best coach because they're mad to the fans are mad that they don't have an opportunity to win anything leaning more best coach Lane Kiffin should've kept me this is Kgo San Francisco wins again their unbeaten there on top of the NFC then you've got to other teams that are right on their heels at seven and one in New Orleans in Green House but never been like they're hanging out and chilling there's a lot of beer flowing surprise one thing and he got there oh in Santa Monica rise in in the morning show I swear to you my buddy Chris said that to the people he goes appoint Minnesota's GONNA get to ten they've got six at the halfway point and neither Seattle or Minnesota are leading their division so you're talking about navy needing eleven again the other the question is this at five and three the rams are halfway through it five and three do they need another five and three in the second half to make the playoffs or do they need to go six I'm telling them they should've kept lane kiffin while I'm Bob outgoing harm trolling heart live in person not on twitter and so I'm like me chocolate day dark chocolate Scher looking at key dark talk it's the best choice to the five and three the cowboys and the Carolina Panthers are both four and three behind them but of course they haven't had I should say have had their by already so they'll catch up to them next week in one bay you've got Seattle in Minnesota that are six and two and right now as we sit here on October twenty eight th the rams are in sixth place in the conference at there's an ocean but so it was so fun you are like the mess around with people act you know whatever dumb sometimes and in the city I think ten ten ten may be safe Tim may see eleven is a sure tean could potentially be safe because couple of those teams Minnesota may lose to a Green Bay okay already did one Seattle may drop to the rams at home so you got that one you may go to Sanford shekels chocolate yet the glass of sure man cockatiel due to do so you know do because it feels like ten is a maybe eleven is almost assuredly in a ten is a maybe because Seattle is going to get to ten there they've got six at the halfway it was it was nice not get it right there they have not had it right since Peyton manning team you're talking about just die hard football fans yeah like y'all Cisco and clip them I mean you you so you just gotta continue to stack up your your ws one game at a time cliche just stack them up sorry and Y'all still showed up a hundred thousand it doesn't matter I mean they're coming only both you'll pro team and your college teams Asari or the proteins for him for atop each other it take care of what you can't afford to do is drop them that's what you can't afford to do and drop bad ones where the bad one one game vast to gain you circling go we have to take care of business against bad teams we have to take care of business against mediocre teams remaining schedule Scott some mediocre on here a crappy team that's not a guaranteed win no that's that's the whole point a couple of things going on here number one you're talking about the rams schedule and if you figure five at a minimum right if you veasley knowing bears and Ravens back to back here in L. A. on a Sunday night game and then a Monday night game both of the bears are not particularly good this year but they have a defense Showing me pictures of the Smoky Mountains and I was talking with my buddy I was win people are showing this picture of smoking and I was like leaking out in La Line of tell you how to trip ended I was here in the morning listener Los Angeles and I'm just like painting win he couldn't beat Florida I don't understand what was there to that because it's it's his town look I know he missed a field goal in Seattle for whatever reasons because of Seattle's like I'm okay with that the loss to the buccaneers that's haunting us right now and we end up getting in because go to Baltimore that'll be tricky to Baltimore they've gotta go to Seattle they also get Seattle at home so they might draw four of their knicks ten yet but they've got nine left God Haiti so I was just you know I'm just digging atoms then I went into the league he'll pay betty the teams that question because the reason I teams in the situation that is an because they had the bad loss of Tampa which to me when I look at the schedule that's when you look like angles on their the falcons on their the way that you did in the first half well you don't get to Arizona probably you should but I would not be surprised if they split you may play bad and you may get him but he also could play well and then the next thing you know you've lost their you mentioned the two games with the cardinals you've got the sea hawks and the cowboys and the forty niners in our and it's easy to get traffic oh we should definitely beat the Arizona cardinals they were able to string together three wins in a row and have a tie that's not if they go right through their last night that's eleven wins and by the way that's not unprecedented they still have to left with the cardinals they've got the seahawks twice at home you figure I mean we did with that with the rams but every now you figure there now they've got at the forty niners at the eagles they've got the vikings left they've got the panthers left and it's a real possibility I it's it's a strong possiblity but Seattle is not playing lightsout football no they're not they're not playing lightsout football where John Looking ahead so they can't get judge paying attention so you can't keep looking ahead and gone over we got this we got this you gotta cheat every single one of these games schedule and there is not as easy as it sound like right I can find you can find him but you can't say for sure that you're going to get five it's not like you've got the two at the halfway point four and four gives them ten rams have to go five and three to get to ten to one what missing the thing is that especially for this team you can't play that game it's all with that defense did to the rams last year granted it was in Chicago it was in the cold so there's a variable there that won't exist when they play here Lamar Jackson shows up good luck I mean stack up the WS on top the rams are certainly a team that can do that do I think that they missed the playoffs this year there's the tiebreaker you're out but they still got a point they still got to play the rams again I know I know but if they split if they split now you're going to conference record again because it's six if it's a must win where'd you right Travis numbers right now aren't in our favor chapter twelve thirty to one game at a time that's what you look at you go one game at a time he Zaentz they've got the packers so they've got the balcony in the ramps saints gigging Lingo dropdown that's in New Orleans Green Bay they've got Green Band San Francisco let him right you've got to go to Seattle still you've got to come out here to play. The chargers chargers aren't great but the charges aren't a terrible team either one point back to the pack because they've already they've already put themselves in a bank with seven wins okay let's look at Seattle then okay here's what they have the bucks that when they get the bucks they're halfway point their schedule is not easy either coming in into the second half they have to go to Kansas City in to Dallas those are two games they could drop both of those games now maybe they you can't play the look ahead game there's because there's some people I think you guys both said that a Tampa Bay game could have been a trap game and they got trapped and how do you get trapped Nagy didn't know what the hell even doubled down on stupid the universe nearly spun off its axis yesterday when the chargers bears were trying to figure out who's GONNA screw it up so win rams are playing better football than Seattle Seattle's winning but they're not playing good football Seattle's a field goal niners at seven and no let's say they just hit the skids okay but they're not gonna go owen nine for let's say they go four and five the rest of that's eleven wins the fee is not out of their division even cowboys one but Philadelphia one yesterday as well but if they go four and four there's ten and you figure if one of those fours to the Rams California the four or five freeway to support a pass is a mess right now on your morning commute is rough everywhere so if you're trying to get to the west side make sure that you goal in the one on one and but when they run up on them Green Bay's and they run up on the San Francisco's in run up on the rams again that they can't play the way that they've been playing for field goal away from a loss three and out away from a loss they nearly beat Cincinnati what I'm saying so they're in situations where they're winning again I have a bad team we might as well go home. Okay here's the other side this is the other part that gets interesting with the rams because the San Francisco got the forty niners twenty that could be that EPA teens coming back Seattle might come back to you based on the record I mean based on the schedule that they have they got to go to Philadelphia which is alone could do to get your way around the city to as you could ask Kirk Kirk joins us every single Monday were single rams game the rams at the halfway point Kirk are five and three more for you're GonNa Miss One nine games you're going to miss so five and a minimum I know that the steelers are not good but you gotta go gotTa go to Pittsburgh to play them so that's that's not it'd be code nation of the offense like all the play action passes and the double reverse password touchdown yesterday all that stuff is great but what's this offense such a staple in can you about your foul-up you fouled it up answer the question it's not like you like automatically back there you are in New York kicker was shaky Pinero all the way around to the back side of the Canyon because if you're trying to go on a four or five to get to the west side is going to be a mess if you try to go down pch it's a mess because of the fire craft's able for I believe that this is a playoff team I think they'll get into the playoffs for sure is just about how the the rest of the NFC kind of play out what's an other teams people throw the ball as well as he did you know in September and October so that's me tells me that there's running game it has to get going whether it's on the more time with his more Henderson he played the rams and the rams had to contain hit the gas pedal at all cost a win is football game when you're watching him yesterday kirk and I mean it's just one of those things I didn't going to miss a kick at the end it's one of the two of us is GonNa die decided not to run the ball because anything can happen well some of that coming up in being to get those WSB because those teams are better than now. Here's here's where the vikings come in this is the other team that the rams need to be preoccupied with is the vikings are six here's Elvis Mandeville Canyon everybody's evacuating is pretty pretty dangerous out there so make sure to Japan attention and be careful on your drive another thing that you the running game and they're going to need that especially we know when you get down into the late November and December months you know being talked about this yesterday wins for the rams go sits into over their final eight five and three could definitely be more realistic and they still get in I think that coaches and they've got back to back wins is Henderson the option with unhealthy todd Gurley as Kirk are they going to get into the playoffs and how many wins is it going to take trying to get question by more than Fellas I would the gourmet for the next nine right so they're okay that's fine loose forward it yeah but that's that's a twelve one team yeah that's I say that but I'm not looking for the forty nine a I I believe the rams are going to get to the playoffs I just don't know what that number is it ten wins is it eleven wins we're saying eleven football longtime you played a very vicious position collision position at Linebacker speaking of collisions again cooks has to step out of the game because and they're struggling at times to do certain things now you got other teams at a much better coming up on their schedule does it concern you at all that the running game not talk don't get mad at me for asking obvious questions yeah but what before we ask her to want to let you know out there there's a lot of fires going on in the southland are kind of right there in the same like the rams they beat Atlanta week ago they take care of business against Cincinnati all no it was not it easy cakewalk they certainly and Cincinnati Sir especially the close out the game and now I think you've gotta put more on his plate and so I think now the shift is there is tiger early almost now a third down back that's that's a concern for me will cook Morrison joining us here on the morning show Kirk at I mean you play who you play the schedules made in advance but do we have an asteroid soon as he got hit and he got wobble and I said man that's this is this is a tough one he's gotTa make a decision right just because I know for sure there's running game is a concern because that's what's made this offense go over the last couple of seasons speaker Darrow Henderson back to back weeks in which he's gotten at least eleven the Patriot when he played for the Patriots against the Eagles in a super bowl where he was literally knocked out by not June's then last year versus the hawks have won and now this one last season awesome protocol that obviously knocked out of the game for better word of is it time for him to maybe I don't know start taking it serious to take a look at Sir to the question of have the rams fixed the problems that were exposed against Tampa there were exposed even more so against San Francisco do we know the answer to those questions in the last night maybe I will say nineteen months maybe I know for sure he's had three concussions and there's one thing when guys have you hit and you know they go to the side the degree from one day Saturday wrapped up and put a heat pack on and Darryl Henderson calls the game so is that now I think Sean mcvay Fan Hey I trust the young align say I'll be pinged up but I'm Ok but he's been actually walked off the field three separate occasions right into the locker room and not giving one was against the return so he's got some decisions that he has to make we'll see look luckily the rams have a bye week and he's got a little more time to figure out how does he feel but man definitely a this and so that's that's three that I know of sure now you have to start talking about what about my my my long-term effects you know well what's going to happen to me in is not there ask her yeah it does concern me yeah it concerns me because the running game is really what this offense is built on that's it ask yourself third is a gimmick a third down back because you know or is he a short yardage maybe go on back because we saw he scored a touchdown we're coming up on December Golf December golf is is is a real thing once against the December different quarterback it's colder outside he's not got a little close yesterday they had no Matt Ryan and they had met shop started quarterback yesterday because he almost forgive you still in the League so I think that Atlanta kind on our last leg possibly leaving the game because this continues to keep happening this gets to the third of the four-time frequently Laker see that was my concern and I'll tell you he they left him in a close game yesterday which to me gets my antennas up even more he he gets a fourth quarter and you still you just play a couple of bad teams they played a couple of bad teams really believe that Atlanta Dan cleaners is trying but the certainly the goal line but now if you just situational football player that's awful lot of money you panic guy just a play on certain situation yeah it is in in Curcio up a couple of scores and everybody else is out there jared Goff and Robert Woods y'all offense and they said you know what not we'll just put todd on the sideline Acre shaking the Nagy thing too is one of the he was super upset afterwards it's like dude you screwed it up don't take an attitude with us because we're actually so this is just too bad teams they David they're supposed to do either one two games they feel confident because they played better offensively but now they're going to the bye week and you know you even still Taylor is really those guys play hard for him but you could just tell there's a there's a talent discrepancy between what the Rams have what the Cincinnati bengals have what for who play in a running back and I don't WanNa play in the area the game flow of him dominating constantly feels like it's changed he just isn't that omnipresent guy that he was for fifteen years that he this goes together with towards what we saw towards the end of last season as well that the numbers are still there and the moments are still there but the ebb and flow the the appears for brief moments of time I don't think he disappears because the defense never forget about you disappear when you're no longer part of the game plan but I guarantee you every TV League begins to conversation the Lakers about Lebron even with Anthony Davis Anthony Davis they still the conversation still begins with Lebron James because he is in a position or basically he is the embodiment of that position that has been so much of his career where the offense steel it's initiated by him he moves the defenses twelve assists obviously in sixteen boards and twenty points in about thirty five or so minutes when you when you talk about that that's important because you look at the Terminator I think it obviously he's going to gear to a certain fan base right and if you've probably got the people who are big time raider fans attention when he gets to the place where you can cut and they just let them go and stuff then you start to wonder then you start to worry but as long as he's on a self check twelve alright Lakers win last night against the Hornets and the world is right the Lakers have won a couple in a row and the clippers game feels like it was eh what happened against the clippers but you also look at what happened against Utah and you look at what happened last night in Charlotte that he knows how to pick his spot in I know a lot of us would and they'll lose it don't worry like that was people people on the outside would always say I no matter what happens in the first three quarters some kind of ways they don't know how to finish they'll find a way to lose eighty seven to the Texans although they had a fourteen ten halftime lead to Shawn Watson came back to get their many in the raiders headed in the right direction sitting at three Lugo it's still at the front of my mind because what we saw in that game was different than what we've seen in the first two games you kind of added all together and I think that the question is an interesting one as long as you're GonNa four and people not his man but the teen is worried about where he's at then he stood out due on when you look at what he gave you last night elite teams you know when they go up against Baltimore and a couple of weeks those are the types of games where you really can say okay this is a good test is a measuring stick for right now they deal with and that's where it was yesterday I mean the raiders control the game throughout the yet at the end you know they found a way whether it was penalties whether it was mistakes they found a single game this is going to be a topic for the next two months because you look at the Lakers schedule and not that they don't have interesting games coming up I don't know L Z because omitted keep making these fast and furious movies right down passed a few sixteen so finally started hitting shots that he would normally hit a golden state so when you start to mix some of that been there it shows you why he doesn't need to hit on all cylinders ever on all that madness just start the season Kirk thirty seconds the new terminator movie comes out on Friday is the time to Arnold Schwarzenegger Linda Hamilton sit there as down somewhere what are we going to have from Lebron this year he's still going to be great he's still going to be an all star he still going to be the guy that gets them into their offense on every possession but they're just the but they do not have another game against a team that you could squint and make a case is a championship caliber team until Christmas they do not play one of those teams from why not keep making them there you go by the way I'll be the first one in line to see the Terminator Movie Kirk Morrison Single Monday after every single rams game thanks Kurt liked to have seen him pick a spot against opening night against the clippers because of the hype machine that was behind it and anticipation and the fan base and everybody's there and Blah Blah Blah and it's gone down and it didn't happen so I think a lot of people were soured behind that but he has certainly not lost anything as far as I'm concerned what he's done is he's gotten off against Utah now Utah's a pretty good defensive team they have the reigning defensive player of the year and they basically smack them smack morale so then the question becomes way to lose that game in which honestly I thought they played really well and they should have one but I think John has got the Jon Gruden got this thing going into right direction obviously he's stockpiling drafty smarter on how he wants to play the game opposed to I gotta do it like I did it in Cleveland I gotTA control from beginning to end up tempo yeah I mean the same thing we saw that star wars what are the other the the trailer every day like people love these old school movies and if people are GonNa want does that feel like they're year way from really being truly truly competitive but I'm still surprised at how well they've done this year even without Antonio or real games and you look at they have Denver game as well on the road December third but we're GONNA keep add this question's GonNa keep coming up because of what we saw an opening night because the time on both ends of the floor I've got to do it all but he's got Anthony Davis now okay. KCPT showed up a little bit form last night Dwight Howard showed up a little bit form last night so cooks as of the way that it clearly Leonard was that guy that you were saying go wherever you want do whatever you want get whatever shot you want set up whatever teammate you want that was the guy that best player in the League who's the best player in the city who's the best player in staple center that if you if you're not up for that then and they were and this is not a an they played Denver on December twenty second I let's go back one more game from their their at Milwaukee on December nineteenth they go Milwaukee Denver L. A. 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Barstool Rundown - June 22, 2020

Barstool Rundown

27:36 min | 7 months ago

Barstool Rundown - June 22, 2020

"Monday June July seven frauds by. Dude wipes Is that grateful dead hat, then yeah. Now. I've always liked to grateful dead. You're dead. I've always liked. I define that I've I've seen them. I've seen the interruption of them in concert, are you? Friends. Concept went to. Doug straightforward question. Are you dead head sure? Problem. Didn't just never knew you, are you? What's it called PAT head or what? What's the big Joe. Paradigm. Absolute it enough money to buy. Miami pissed it away so fast, never mental asked. Never meant to last me. That's like a no brainer. Yeah, yes, now, dead I like their music, but it's hard to say like I am, but obviously I'm too young to ever seen the real grateful dead in concert, so it's weird. No, there's no real deadheads heads with jump down your fucking throat. You know I've been the answer I ever saw was Phil Lesson friends. Alpine valley when I was like fourteen years old. Walter the dead. Yeah he's seen them like seven billion times. He's dead head. Do you ever? Get lost in your own mind and almost forget where you are. I get lost all the time. So I feel little, I love the grateful dead but I. Have never having seen the actual grateful dead, clearly clearly. Don't believe Dan deadheads what you're saying. I don't think I'd do on even by his answer I. Don't think he really I think he knows is not one. Yes, I am. Sure. Because, I've never seen the actual grateful dead I. Don't think that matters I think it matters a little. I think it changes a little because there are actual deadheads who are older. We're going to be like you never there in one thousand nine hundred. That's. Because they still perform just without obviously I've seen their interrelations yes. Those band. That had is very welcoming community. Where you know, feel welcome. I feel welcome I just. I'm telling you are obviously never my because my age. Never obviously get him so I i. don't WanNa. Take it away from like guys who who saw them a bunch of times. But yes I am. Would you have any other? Follow up, questions no. The, the the rundown presented by dude wipes. Do is always on edge. Just had a whole. Conference! Call yelling at our social team. Needed vacation man. For like and a half now crash zoom crash zoom. If well I. It's one thing ever. I all we have is maniacs psychos. It was twenty four seven so exit cycle it's. Not on a shirt. rondos by dude wipes dude wipes or the original washable white guys do wipe the Benjamin for that paper. A multipurpose use anywhere on your body feels so much better fresher than all using shitty papers dude has many products that clean and hygienic of Avenue wiper one thousand. It's Astro League trying to sheen bells of the dude bombs, Jeju and one bomb dropped in the toilet prior to Dusen, they created indestructible Barry instantly neutralize thanking the leaving no trace of the crime also seen on shark tank. Due to something. Everybody with your everyday Haji needs. You can pick up some an Amazon Walmart use the code rundown ten ten percent off. Do products documents. You have stuff. We can be a little, free, plaunged, but so. I am. David I. Dave we actually should put. Let's let's put our differences. Put Edge Dave to the side for a second I, no funny is that that you and I look at us who would have thought the two of US B be Kevin Clancy. Just he's going to. He's going to be wondering what we're doing all the time. When erotic micro polio personal friends going by the mets. Are You Know I. Don't even I am not commenting on anyway. I haven't how marriage you be. This happens album. been offered. Up Decision with. Or by WHO by right. It was even with trying to have fun on edge. We can have fun. We could just stick it to cavalry now. You're peeing on edge. I. Don't get a little bit a little bitty bitch right now. I'm except that position, not having fun okay like to deal with Minahan. Is like the worst human with. I that heavy delays. I can't never get right. Heavy laser crown heavy heads. He does all stop I. Let him do stuff I trust. Kirkman, hand! He's moving down me a little bit from like I like them, too. I just don't like him because he just doesn't give an inch. He's fucked up so bad by giving out the code to that conference. Like that's all. I, can. He said that he fucked up that he said He. IS JUST GONNA attack. Everybody else is like can't re the second backout. I was going to fire him I was. He was I had I recorded an emergency press conference. I was getting like the finger was here to fire in then I called. And then we had like one conversation, and he was coming standoffish. Ish a little bit. He's got lawyers. Are you GONNA commutes? The wrestling? We've fucking talk about. No, do like you fucking tried to sabotage the entire company because you eight K. Markley hung up, and he called right back two seconds later. I fucked up. Like all right, fine five promise not to sabotage the entire company again. I would for you don't even know the people in your tacking has surrounded by SIPA. Cats, that's the word, but like Seabrook. and asked all and blind. Mike's one of the worst ever do it like you wear super black glasses now see nothing like that I need really i. can't you wear those if I asked You yes okay? All right so you got in there on this thing and let me tell you something the he's always. Why do I do all this extra? Money in this and that you don't make death you're. You're in the red curtain. The reds his company. You know that right? Everyone knows that he loses this company money and he asks still like he's very entertaining, but can you just not like not attack us. Go Chats, no. Funny without just constantly. Attacking. You have hope he's going to be back in the black. Because, I feel like if if you're going crazy and he's in the red. Well. It's honestly garland wouldn't tolerate that. The biggest issue that I've had is that we got off on a bad like. I was encouraged podcast today and he was like. Why is it so adversarial and I wonder why to the like? Mid Fans was same. They're like two different dogs looking at each other in the mirror. No, no, no, no, no, no, it's still have the serial because Kirk Kirk basically trashes trashes Barcelos stories. Every at every turn is what was me. Was it Sir Savage Zero because you fucking? Do you have one disagreement with the guy's been here for fucking ten years. Who everyone's like he fucks is still talking about monthly. Why Sarah beaches during astle would say for now I mean right now. My attitude is fuck barstool until they get their shit together and deal with this fucking idiot K. Marco the soccer part that I. Don't get is. And you said it Dave like. At some point you just got to be like this guy's crazy. Just ignore them, but I think that also has to do. With Kirk has probably PTSD from the fact that the guy merchant tried to ruin his life. Longer I promise. You has contacted me as much as Kirk has been emailing US yeah! Your if your. When. In an alternate universe. Is everyone against me. 'cause you fucking. Dude you all you trash everybody. I think he lives in a good spot where you never know if it's real, or if it's content, but then when it's all fighting, you don't and you don't know whether to take it seriously I mean. He says it's for entertainment, but people don't know we're not gonNA take it as entertainment. We're GONNA. Talk Me. Like he's based, let's when you take an advertiser email that did send clients trying to sell as to get US ad revenue in you go on a fuck youtube stream. Tell your fucking crazy people. Hey, go fuck with this and then Tosh. I didn't give out the link. I'm like you gave out the name of the conference of the Code You'd think you can't suck well. I, don't you know? and. He knew it the fucked up, but he just can't let it resume in. It doesn't matter ause. He. He thrives and just in like what I'm saying right now, he's going to attack me. Or what have used? Is just grace, and it doesn't really bother me, but bothers me one like. I, don't mind getting attack personally I very much, he's. The! He doesn't realize he's trying to. Like take out of Barcelona pockets where we fucking are paying in Islam like insane well and in. I, did listen to his podcast and he was. You know he compared to call her daddy I think colored. He's been pretty clearly stated like colored. Addy's monster brings in a ton of money, and that changes the dynamic I. The one thing in your defensive. You always are pretty upfront that like money is pretty damn important. When we're a for profit company. Notably totally, there's no there is literally zero comparison I. Don't WanNa hear it. There's zero comparison between him and Elie Schnitt Elliott makes money. Kurt loses money I. Think Hurts entertaining. And I've always had a spot for in Japan and people, but at some level your legitimately crazy in. You can't see that now. He did say you promise me once before. What was it? Oh, he's GonNa go into subjects I. Think arsene trouble of plays the call in and in. Let me weigh in on it and he's honored. That agreement we had in the last one cake her. Sabotage the entire company don't is like I. WON'T I won't attack advertisers anymore? Now is ordering Erica's doing content in I. Don't think he's Eric Been, so! Nice occur, or why would you trash? I've heard it's but once you get into contact game Kirk everyone's fair game so i. I. I would never tell him he can't talk about anything. In the content world, but. I don't like when he just cries. Poor Whoa is me. Why is everyone while you created this world? Kirk like you create Ukraight Aaagh. Thing with with calling for K.. Marco's job is like just talk shit back and that's what we do here berry each other. We make fun of each other. You don't have to call for people's jobs that that's where he doesn't get. Swear and again like I will defend Kirk and a little bit. I think that's where he comes I think that's where the old stuff kicks in, and he gets like the fact that there was a guy who basically tried to ruin his life, and he sees another guy trying to ruin his life. I told him I go. I know I'm trying to I'm trying to. Listen I think we're all wired differently. Wired differently because we see something like that it doesn't you know what I mean like? It's kind of we move onto the next thing, but I'm just saying I can understand a guy like kirk who saw this happened once before is now seeing the early start of this again, and so he feels betrayed that we let that site. How in your own house. Which one are we talking about? Dunker? Yeah, we let into our own house. But the difference is, we've unit uniformly had his back K. Marco. I guarantee you I. Barely even spoken to I was so furious. I guarantee you, he feels. Worse than it whether whatever it was huge. Fuck Up. He's been had his asshole ripped out. WE A. Decade we're on Kirk now, but hurt going I'm not I hate came Arcos so much on a fucking ruin Barzel. You don't fire. Guys been like a one. It's insane. Dad's the part that I don't understand when people when people tweet us like. How can you? Defend K. markets like we're not defending Marco in this instance, we're defending him. In the totality of the fact that this company has been built by for years and years and years, and there's guys who've been here since. Who took risks to be here before it was a cultural, I think people get screwed up a little in their mind where they see barstool now two hundred and fifty. Fifty people plus employed. They're like is the best job in the world. There's a long time where it wasn't that it was a risk to be. You know what I mean like. We all took professional risks. You took a professional risk for ten years before even we showed up, so I think people kind of gloss over the fact that it's hard to be like no K Marco. Took a big professional risk to to help build this thing. It doesn't get a race by one. It literally is insane for him. For to go on that I've never ago going never let but to be like. I'M GONNA. Make sure, Kmart. We fired barstool because he's. What are you talking about? He was very close to reversing. Doger's just a fucking. That like. I've ignored for fucking three years, Kurt comes any how a wrestling match with them. It's like in also curtain. I. Never I never did that. Thing the minute fans do a Kirk dozen that blind faulk and Steve. They will re tweet. Things associated with them that. Give it credence, so they somehow create a world like if you re tweak somebody who's a racist, you become a race. That's a trump used to say like I. I ever said that he would re tweet it and it's like it, you know. Tall, and also I mean at the same time they sold out those wilbur shows and Shit. They really don't make any money. We pay urkel honey and he gets like Russia and we pay blind. Might Salary play for an office we pay. Seem we pay for him? They he lets. He's GonNa, very fanatic I. Doubt. I just he literally doesn't have an outhouse. Of empathy or deleted anything from. But is onto. He really doesn't but if you told him. I could Barzel guard business, but unlike. Point Zero Zero Zero more successful myself. He'd picked himself. He is GonNa love this rundown by the way just getting. Another! Greg offer him rate stuff for him I, the. Thing I was saying I just see the his community and it's it reminds me a stool dedicated fans and I. Get a kick out of them so I don't understand that part. I don't understand really why that hasn't like that. Adversarial part where it's like these guys. But. The stories are passionate vittles. Fans aren't funny they do. The parody accounts lame that like we've always said not to do. Courage Napster. Extreme Nari I'll give him the credit, but like you'll also like when when Stella died in all dead dogs up like he'll embrace that lie at. He'll be like he'll without embracing it hill. Embrace it. You'll get like stella dead dog, T shirt like so. He's a crazy person he's. That's just yes. Crazy self appointed king of the crazy world. Is I think what the allure of it? But why the stories? because. He. He makes us into the. He has no, yes, that part I agree with that. I think there is a little bit of like You know like the Davy Mouse in like on the only real person like I I know what you're saying they're. Also is why it works why you should stay. Barstool to be honest like the relationship, it's crazy. Everyone says a relationship K lesson. I'm looking at it. I'm like it actually works, he says. That's been his like. Does he's GonNa. Be Out of here by Labor Day. It's like we just off. The phone is never like what he should not. As DNA like the episode being pulled down, he should just said I fucked up I won't worry. Up and move on. He can't do it, he. He said it's a me is like I fucked up. I didn't know a whole pod down, but who cares you fucked up and got caught. Casualty were so. How Long Do you think? is going to end badly literally the first time I talked to him as like. We'll this end with Barstool the way it did with and enter calms absolutely so. It's just a matter of time I think it's going to be sooner than later to be honest, but I feel like it will crash from her like I. Like Kirk I think as much as a human collide Kirk, and he likes me back Kirk Lot as capable. You wouldn't like no Dan if you're my like you. I think it's different for you. Yes, I agree with that. Are you saying that Kirk is to mean for you? Know I don't care me when you when I have to fuck in jet three calls. I've had like four. These upfront things that were doing. It's like a big thing yet. We're GONNA. Pandemic and we're trying to keep everyone employed in this guy goes out and intentionally tried to sabotage it. Daddy is. That poor pissed off because I like I know that Kirk singing about himself there, but it's like I worked my fucking ass off and give the speech that Kirk gives were. It's like I'm putting money into other people's pockets so to have a self sabotage. Right I know I. Am that's what I'm saying like I? Am Right I actually am, and then to have someone try to sabotage because dude I taped. It took me like two hundred two and a half hours. Stupid Kevin you remember you did the same thing this video where to do for the up fronts to try to make it look good and A. Day like. We put it in hard work for this stuff. So when I saw that I was pissed because I was like what the fuck right like we're trying to keep. Everyone employed during a fucking. DEMOC and then the cross message with it while I just won't do anything. I'm going to go on vacation and do anything. It's like you're not making us any money you're actually. Actually aggressively trying to sabotage it now. He did admit it was wrong, but it's always wrong while Eric is fucking. I read noting I when I heard he was criticizing Eric. I'm like Erica has buke fried. Erica you like literally cried to her. Like for different things we've been nothing but supportive, and then you go trash. It's like when you intentionally right Angelie. Try to sabotage us. It's like come on and again. He did like he was fight you until he retract is like, and then he's like I'll fall on the sword while you're happy because you tried to fuck and San Company. Pretty for no reason is you don't like fucking Gay Marco. So that would be I mean he's on vacation, but I would assume you're like your vacations will clash at some point. This is going to have a field day I mean he's going to. Say I mean we've given him about twenty two minutes about twenty minutes longer than we should have. Gotten. Your Conspiracy Theory Kevin though he is Oscar. Jonker never had any any traction until Kirk came along then all of a sudden. He gives Kirk all this material and he's the only who. He pulls the exact same thing as murchison I mean. This is all the usual suspects fight club. On Kirk set. Talk to occurred and he said to me he's like there's like an eighty percent chance that you're right and I don't even know what. WHAT THAT MOVIES! There's no accident that like merchants attached to fuck in Kirk in this endless walker he. Said I'm wake and people have written letters or emails complaining to you or turn whoever a million times about like every blogger. Just nobody cares to nothing happens. So personally, but I also get that. That's just like his thing that drives him nuts and sets them off, but but again and we say literally Nazis a crazy person like you can't overstate that. And I hope he. Use logic with a guy who's illogical. It's never gonNA. Work Crazy person. Rape. That's. Right. That's my point is. Crazy I Know he is, but it's like some people are king. Our stern was like. Is Not. Kirk is legitimately Christ, but that's also like you see starting these days, and he's Kinda like sold out or whatever. Kirk will never easy going to be crazy until he's dead. It's actually kind of Dave. Sometimes you know people will say that you're crazy or you're like asshole and it's like put. He's talked today Portnoy. It's not that way. Kirk isn't building a company because it would just keep burning down instantly. What reason with Kirk he's a not Percy's raise like. The mid fans are GonNa Go Bananas Over Fund Him to build his own company just to watch it because that would be. It's like that's the content though like we're getting to the point. That's why I'm fascinated by KIRK. That's a fan of Kirk like me. Content is him just burning himself that. He tries it burnt us with. With them yeah released it. Contained fire and non burn down L. E. Not burned down bar sort everything else. He can't any. Any per is like permanently that jeff of everything's fine. That's. Fine Dog. See as the leader in CBD, Industry CBD MD is committed to provide high-quality FREE CBD oil products I trust CBD and give me the national sport leave. I need to reach my goals. So many wrote fast professional athletes. China's see began de. You can be sure you're getting a state. Clean Product from tinctures topical. Bath bonds in pep rocks. They got something for everyone to make it even easier to discover the potential D yourself. MD's offering our listeners twenty five percents off your purchase when you use the Promo Code rundown at checkout ONCE AGAIN CBD MD DOT COM from Monaco rundown for twenty five percents off your order premium. Oil Products, CBD Amdi and I will say I like. Like knockabout I like one kirk. To An. Elements I guess is partly my fault like I like when he goes. I had no problem with tacking. Get in the mud and keeping people on their toes. It's just there's. You can't you wind him up and he never unwinds What I had one more subject. Oh do you see the decision is coming out for on the thirty two thirty in the decision what? Documentary on just now. Yup, but. It's by ESPN so. So it's GonNa. Be An hour Lebron trying to make it look like it was okay which? Hasn't. He already almost admitted that that was like a regret of his. Yes, yeah, though is he involved in it or is it like? Yeah I'm sure he is. I mean that's once you go out there and say like I shouldn't have done that. You can't do a whole fucking unless the documentary is talking about bad decision was which. Is it's a negative light? that's surprising. Yeah, but help prop up the ends down through all right. Is there anything else house the Stock Market Today? Would you WanNa talk about owning the mets Dave? Why aren't we were like we're GONNA? Have enough not on the record. then. How do you notice the mess and on the jets? But Dave, what do you think Kevin's reaction is going to be when I'm the fucking benched manager Rod? Let's be bench and you're sitting up in the fucking owners boost. I would have no problem with this. Ownership group like win. What if we ban you from from? From some gold I don't go home, actually from what if we ban your IP address? He can watch. If the mets won the world series a hypothetically as club and I'm celebrating on the field or you're. CUTE CARE! Ice. All you now. Winning a world series would trump any other potential. By a million mile? Is this ending his barstool Dave when Barstool sold and I'm going to get a payday to? One a nightmare for Kevin because Dave's a winner. No would still care though if everyone was thanking. Dave portnoy being. Thank you I was dating you. If we win out, thank him, okay. You you guys do not understand how much will be sarcastic. If honestly if if the mets win the world series and Dave has like somehow a heavy hand in it. I will give him a genuine. Thank you. I have one. Cave near World series literally I. Don't care who bring the devil himself, which maybe is what Dave is, I have no problem. What if he buys the team and buries them even further honestly, honestly even better either win or get rid of him. Get him out of my life one of the other. So, Dave Portnoy's mets break a fifteen year record for winning eighty one games. That would be tough. Okay, so that's why you gotta for Dave Yeah. If is just make money money. Is Not going to sabotage. His own investment to stick it to me. Talk about me. Beyond that. It's. It's a grudge investment. I go trade marks about even today. It's. Where like you're you? Obviously are the the wizard. The stock market is gonNA. Keep going up. Always goes up is. Literally always does. Crash Zoom crash zoom. Today. Are you are YOU AWARE THAT JERSEY? That'd be funny. No because Erica and JR onto so. It before you start doing these interviews in like. That's Nice if you start these interviews in like basketball jerseys. And just like or like topless like. Man This wizard has taken the stock market by storm. Thinking getting Dj for this thing like shaved into the side of my head. On Up I don't know how to do it with us. AIR THIS IDIOT SAVANT! Young. Watching US Park you fucking Dick. Is Definitely.

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461: Dead Noon

Back To Work

1:32:56 hr | 1 year ago

461: Dead Noon

"Hello Oh Merlin. How are you doing very well? Dan Good Morning. Good moral the new year rabid rabid firsthand the new ear of course the New Year. So how was I just saw. You went to the sketch fast. How did that go? Oh I decided you know John Roderick. I didn't get any shows of Actual comedians sure I think it was it was it was fun you know it gets it gets a little weird. We tried some new things. Yeah little silly. We accidentally almost OCSTA- Johnston ACCUSA. That was fun. Yeah did the did the show that you did is it out. Is it ready as I've got the audio fort. I need to go back and listen to it and figure out you know as Bob Seger says what's leave in what to leave out two hours as long and I was drinking and so I need to just vet you know that the content right but You know hats off to To discuss discuss sketch. Fast Day They're really nice to work with. I like the theater the Gateway Theatre that we I usually appear and they did a real nice job. Job gave us Four John Norma's wave files When somebody does a live recording if it if it works at all because for whatever reason it just doesn't work but they did a great job And we got Mike for you. Know the separate track for each of us. We've got a generic like mono board recording according plus audience an audience. Mike and that gives you you know it sounds better than a typical episode Roderick on the line for sure her may release this one in Stereo. Just treat myself a little bit. He has stereo bump bump up the What would you? Why would it be in Stereo? What would be the advantage? Oh you know because it sounds like the room all you get the whole room in there and the like Whoa Johns over here. Merlin's over here and Listen Square squarespace does a good job for us and I don't want to overburden them. You know what I mean. People are always clicking and looking at things and they download I want to. I don't want to burden them. So you know I mean usually is you have schooled me There's for a typical audio pot while this email. Dan Typical Audio podcasts. There's diminishing returns after a certain point of what like say one twenty eight Mono Yeah and if you're if you're a music show you're gonNA WANNA do probably constant bit rate so you don't get that weird tape roll sound You know and I have to tell you the truth identifies well who cares. I did an experiment where I tried just doing. The slide is bid a stereo separation on our voices and it drove me nuts. I'm so we used to hearing podcasts. I mean I don't I don't like when people do deep trying to simulate the people around the table talking or whatever I hate that I just tasting my taste. It just might just for myself. I really don't like it horrible horrible I'll go further and say I'll say that it's it's horrible because here's the the thing is this is the thing that I I talk about a lot in when I whenever I'm talking about podcasting like you when your videos and whatnot your method. I believe it's yeah. Yeah Yeah I'm you know the thing the thing that's important is the human voice as with most sounds in the world are mono If you're talking to someone across the table you're not hearing their voice in Stereo. Yes you have two years but it's the same sound that's coming through both sides both ears at at the same time therefore it is a mono sound right. It's not like you have the hi hat on the left channel and then the bass drum on the right right channel and then the guitar backup guitars on this one and then the undistorted backup guitars and the other one. Those are different sounds. The human voice is by terms. Mono unless unless you're I mean yes okay so what didn't understand but now I understand. Don't put a little bit. Well we're going to put you know person Jason One a little bit more on the left side person to a little more on the right in but no it doesn't. It doesn't work that way because if I was sitting at a table unless I had some kind baffle running down the middle of my body. I'm going to hear that person's voice in both my ears if I'm looking at them I'm not and I don't want I don't want to have a conversation rotation with two people where one person is speaking quietly into one of my ears and the other person is begin quietly into my other ear. That's not real life either. If it is I'd go mad and it feels secure your simultaneously part of two different conversations at this very unsettling and it's not natural. Shame shame on anyone. Show shame on you. Shame I'm on. My only asterisks was a difficult to say. here's my address on that and they're both really obvious but I don't want I don't want you to get too much humil- about this one is if it is a specification storytelling program still Haitham eighth a podcast. It's almost as bad as the word pot. You know you know. Shame on you if you say Pau don't get me started but I don't WanNa get you started on this. That is such a cast net cast our net. It is a is an abomination. Because people want things you start doing it ironically and pretty soon you selling here on Pod Save America. Yeah and you know Whoa. I think it came. It came from the fact that that a lot of people. Don't want to say podcast because it's low it's too long. America ones who sought at our game. You're right Oh you're right spot guest friend of the pods guys. Do that Back when it was still keeping sixteen hundred and they would say stop so number one numerous. I'm so sorry Dan I. It's been hard morning view already. Wisden skype suck. Yeah it really does. Should I tell 'cause it's thirty six. I launch skype. Come back to my two points because there's always two things with we won't. We won't interrupt that. There were seven minutes beyond our usual. Start Time because I'm GonNa tell you what I would've told John Gruber the other day skype hates me And they probably hate you they hate everyone and a AH create one of the most hostile APPs that at this point well increasingly less. Oh is it totally one hundred percent the only option but it's the option especially especially if you're dealing with strangers for recording remote audio for for having a monitor for remit audio and it hates us. I hate to do hated me today. That's for sure uh-huh each ball just like every every day I I have. I have dedicated machine that I use for recording. It's a Mac mini. It's one of the. It's the new new space. Gray Mac mini and it. It is plugged into the audio interface. which the microphones go into and the headphones go into? And and it's what I used to record. I don't do that on my laptop because this is a dedicated space just for this so I have a dedicated machine just for an and Using audio hijack pro and it can capture all the local. Mike's Mike's when I do things in person with people and it can capture the remote with skype like this. It's wonderful tool. I applaud the rogue amoeba guys. It's been great it's all the Neva is one of the great companies really is. I mean Paul and his folks have given dove it done a dive so deep into a very particular particular need which is doing audio on a Mac and they cover the waterfront right. RT My mind not only in standard for really nice people. But also of making like super for high-quality updated stuff. I mean even down at stuff like. He's got free stuff that's great stuff like fishing or stuff like that These that that would let you record automate the recording of of like Internet radio shows right. It's like other such good company really audio hijack by by their stuff by other stuff they really. It's really really a good back. Yes yes yes so anyway the You know the the stuff that they make is great. That's what I'm using to record right and I just leave skype running on the machine. Why would I turn it off? I don't need to turn it off. It's fine sleeping on your always on your screen. You're always green from me so so I go in this morning and and it's it's just just sitting there like halfway off line like looking looking stupid so I quit restarted and It's just spinning spinning spinning spinning. I'm like all right. You know I'll reboot a reboot. REBOOT COMEBACKS SPINNING SPINNING SPINNING. Do the thing with the router. Okay Spinning Spinning Spinning. Okay I'll get into the new version of skype. I install the new version of skype. No nope still spinning spinning being that hot new card interface didn't hell and so then I the only way that I fixed it and this is this. Is You know one for the record. Books I deleted the preferences file and library preferences and I deleted the Microsoft folder which only contained into the skype settings under application support in library and restarted. It was fine it was just fine. Everything worked fine right away so woo was it. That was it number one. These are my asterisks e. Mail Dan Number One. Let's get through this so I was back to the Mac twenty twenty yes so much content. I'm ready for them excited too. I'm too I prepared a little bit. The the exception number one to the do you does it have to be crazy. High Quality Stereo I think it's very effective in storytelling and in like fiction podcasts. I think about going back to the days when like I don't know who originally did it probably BBC but when Do you remember when. Mpr I assume BBC were playing the star. Wars ours is extended like like. Here's episode for like extended version and they've got original talent to do the voices and had a real depth to the early early to mid eighties. Where a great time for Radio Theatre like this resurgence of great well guide to the Galaxy? And sometimes you want to sow you want it to sound like it's happening inside aside. Zafer people box ship. Like you WanNa hear the room right. I think that can be very effective or when you want to imply that one person is over here slightly stereo left and far away with room room Room noise like washing dishes. That's very effective. Other one Duh is if it is eight music podcast a podcast about music. You get something like hit parade or the one. I'M GONNA recommend in a minute or song. Splitter it's it's critical that it'd be high quality stereo and but but here's the thing even if you're doing let's put it this way in the same way that every kindle book should default vault to ragged right unless you've done hand justification even still. You should always let me have right. Should always be the default the default for the human voice to my mind Dan. The reason I say shame on you to to the listener the default for the human voice should be dead noon like it should be straight up in the middle unless you have a reason to have it be Be turned off left or right because we should be so even. If you're doing like a the pike some about to recommend you still want the voice to be up the middle. It's anyway. It sounds like one of the early stereo recordings like the early stereo recordings. It's almost like listening to a ramones album album Like the first ramones album. The Guitar and the Bass are hard left and hard right and it's it's if you listen to headphones it so disorienting you listen to one of the early when hysteria was still a gimmick. You have all this kind of instrument to left all these instruments to the right like it's so disorienting Can I recommend a podcast that I've recommended before but I want to really recommend a podcast. Yeah there's a really good podcasts that I really would love people to listen to potentially support. I support the patriotic of this podcast. It's called strong songs. We've talked about before and I have put into notes at excellent recent episode that we get for you to start. With plus my two favorites favorite's the most recent episode is stairway to Heaven What Kirk Kirk Kirk Hamilton? What he does is he goes through song greats? Today's a great musician. He's a really smart guy and the the amount of effort and time that he puts into every one of these episodes is be near Naas so so the conceit of the show is he takes a strong like a song. That's really good and he talks about kind of like why it's good whereas something like song exploded. I think of as being kind of more about the recording and production Kirk touches is on that but he really gets into stuff like arrangement instrumentation. What's happening What's happening with sort of the mechanics of the song and like why why this sounds so cool? And he's not afraid to stop and play a thing a couple times right sometimes he will go and play you apart like on the paranoid android one. He'll go through in in play. You apart to like let you really here. Isolated so and the steroid heaven one Like all of his episodes is very very good. I think you'd enjoy it Two other the ones I want a super recommend I've recommended these before but The one on Elton John covers tiny dancer and goodbye yellow brick road and that is that is extremely good. Those are both really good songs but he also he goes in and contrasts. What's differently? Great about these two songs and has kinda like this Tuck topography or geography of like how these songs are put together men so good the other one that I think. Now this is a specialist thing. It's not for everybody. Everybody but if you like the musical Hamilton. The episode on the song satisfied is extremely good It's my favorite song from Hamilton And and in the context of musical it's very very important song on their all important but it's it's really really good and he goes into so much detail. He's the kind of perks. The kind of person isn't that will walk you through. For example most people have noticed. Whenever somebody says the name of the title character they almost always say as Alexander Hamilton or Alexander Alexander Hamilton? Or like when you hear when they when the girls sing their names you know Angelica Elisa and Peggy and so but those are their themes in some of the Princess Leia has a theme and And Luke Skywalker has a theme that like gets you know use associated with those characters or the imperial march the each have their own little lines and when and he just goes through in this song like just one thing to mention here how each one of these themes become so important and I don't WanNa spoil it but like there's is one point where a character in singing in that song does something differently in the way that a name is a song that you would never notice more looking for it right anyway. Wait strong songs. I support them on Patriots. One of the six or seven Patriots that I support and It's a really really good. Listen the Stairway to heaven so jumping pinpoint for people. Do you think I mean stairway to heaven as I've said before is a song that I try not to listen to more than once a a year because it's one of those things from me I mean like I'm I'm basic bitch. I do think that's an extremely good song if you hear it too much. It's you get the Mona Lisa Affect Did Oh with it You know The the wren's album the meadowlands. I only listened to that probably twice a year because I wanted to stay special. It's like trying to remember. I dream too hard. And it's you know goes this goes through your fingers like this just turns into dust. I want to keep the there are things that I don't WanNA listen to too much. I want to keep them special So yeah but no I would say well. Okay so I mean you could go to his page and just unlike the flop house where I think it benefits you to listen to Flop House episode about a movie you will never see the and have not seen. I think it is valuable to go in. Look down the list and find a song that you love if you love Mr Blue Sky Yellow listen to that one. The one about Siemian rhapsody. The city is great. The one on paranoid android is great. There's no bad episodes of this show. I would go in and But if you do like Hamilton please don't miss the one satisfied. It's nuts Dan where would people people find. Show notes for episode Diggity Four. Six one has already were pretty amazing. It's it's going to be at five by five dot TV slash slasher be is in brothers to as in the number W as in work or women slash four six. One I was. I WanNa get this exactly right. I was recently informed By a listener and ad hoc archivist harvest of the show that we just passed a not important day. But we just we just passed a a day Episode one alligator in the bathroom in the inaugural episode about work. Merlin Mann and Dan Benjamin discuss why they're doing this show exciting getting back to work instead of buying berets Lizard Brain income. Oh it's not a good sentencing. Compare the shadow of the mouse to San Francisco. Eventually get to some practical tips for removing friction January eighteen January eighteen two thousand eleven. We've been doing this show for nine years as crazy crazy isn't it will never be more than three. Whatever care to the bathroom? That sounds like an English beat song was there in the bathroom. Is that a fair steelers. They all saw. Maybe you might be thinking. Save it for later. Oh Mirror in the bathroom now through might be might be in it that point. They were a real good banned that song save for later. WHOA muff at always going to be a classic So Dan Thank you for doing this program and thank you to a handful of people who've heard This program over time. Yeah Yeah it's it's fun to do So that's where you go for show notes strong songs. Did you WANNA maybe. Before we get into back back to the MAC. I have some. 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Is it different from saving private Ryan. It sounds like saving private Ryan. It seems I I understand why you would say that. It is very different from saving private Ryan. I mean I like I like I like that movie acting was good. The thing that really struck me when watching this film was the cinematography. But specifically the the sats I mean I had almost like a like a terrence malick movie. Somebody really cares about how this. Oh my gosh. The the detail that they put into building these sets and the expansiveness of the sets a how big they are. And how. Oh my God but the acting is great and interestingly not that violent I was really expecting something pretty violent And it was really not data violent of a month for sucked that were sucked war to end all wars and my right like all the like if you go back and listen to something like hardcore history just just like the way that war went. Oh my God just it was just people as you know I mean I'm not John Roderick but I do know that it was a lot of people in trenches fighting in in many cases over something the size of football field when all the people in the trench got killed they brought in New People and you just lived in these feted town little cities of dirt and disease and pain so awful. You mentioned the anxiety they'd have. CDL then at this cool hats but imagine that like just the tension of being in never knowing when your number comes up. I know and it really. You really get the sense that like like it. Just it's it's crazy that they had they had trenches and then in but they so you had your trench and the enemy had their trench and in between your trench and their trench are a bunch of like sharpened bend posts and barbed wire. And that's how you and then like periodically like okay guys. Start running across this space in between our trench to their trench. Most of you will die and then we'll just send more. We'll just send more than where we get the phrase no-man's-land I think so but it's horrible. It's like and then like ten feet on the other side of the trench. They have like the triage units. Where they're patching you up and then you just either get patched up and go back or did they send you back away if you're lucky enough to survive it's it's absolutely absolutely unbelievable? Yeah Sounds Fun. I'll a really good movie though. What else was like? Oh yeah yeah I know I like movies. I like movies a lot Did you watch the David Lynch Fil. Oh the thing where he's talking to the Monkey. Maybe I haven't watched it yet. But I heard he's talking to a monkey's interviewing among gear something well but just you should. You should worry and I'll get on and I'll get seventeen minutes and Yeah it really confused my daughter but then that made me want to go back and try to figure out what I could show her so we started watching twin peaks last night. Bloom I got. You're GONNA freak out. I have never seen too. I Love David Lynch but I need to see that it's I mean it's David Lynch in creative creative mode title It's not that survival mode. It's not mulholland drive or the one with the Baretta. Baretta Reta was that one called. The Hollywood was like the vampire man. I called Robert. Delake Dune that's what I'm thinking of took David Lynch. No it's Hollywood squares. It's it's Lost Highway Lost Highway Yeah. Hey you know what they got on Youtube. Somebody put up on Youtube. I don't know how they get away with this. Somebody on Youtube has put up tons of episodes of nineteen seventies match game Eh. which was my favorite game? Shows a kit. Tell us about what happened in match up up up up by Bob Bob you which do is one of the two contestants? And then there's a panel of six celebrities. Usually Brett somers a look at it as a random Hannam guy in the top left then. Brett somers Charles Nelson Reilly. Usually Acute Lady Somebody like betty white or Marshall Wallace and then like another pretty lady and I mean nothing pretty lady on there but there was the rotating crew but it was almost always Brett somers and Charles Nelson Reilly and so you come out and and and the contest is is I don't think they drank. And Gene Rayburn comes out and a great suit and holding that really the creepy little flex slender like Bob Barker microphone. Yes I love the little. Little the little microphones like that. I I won't get the exact patter right but you know you'll hear something like All right Yeah Dumb Donald. It was so dumb and everybody audience goes how dumb wine. Donna was so dumb that when he the order. CBD Oil he was mad because they didn't smash his blank groom to Minerva Goes uh-huh and usually the set up is that you could put a cost you can put it in a cost or an obscenity. Or let's be honest addict joke law and then and then the answer. And then the contestant says here's the answer. I think the celebrities gave and celebrities are. They're drinking. They've got our cups but that ain't coffee and they're shunning and jiving driving and they're having fun with it and go around through fewer onto that and then you do the big thing at the end which is where you get to pick which celebrity is going to be your your match person. Pitcher Dawson a good. Pick for that He was very good at that last round. So people put up a bunch of old match games meshes game including looting. I love this so much It was something. Let me get this right on. My Math is wrong on this. Email Dan but it was. It's nine hours wars of match game and what this person believes in one in one video with annotation. It's the top twenty five episodes ever of match game who decided that who picks the twenty five. So it's arbitrary. It's arbitrary the person who uploaded the video so I don't know I guess. The MERV Griffin folks are slipping. And that's fine with me because I it makes me so happy now. It has kind of wrecked my records a little bit because I get a ton of match game in my records now. But that's okay could be worse at least I'm keeping the Nazis so that's good match game man did you or. I don't know how much bluffing and fun. And you're lucky kid right then wash match game I yeah. Of course I watched Bob Bob Bob up BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP. Did you know that Brett somers was married to Jack Klugman when no no Naidu also Charles Nelson Reilly had a very successful one man show in the early two thousands before he died. There was apparently very very funny. I always said that I thought John Rider could be the Charles Nelson Reilly of our age and that used to frustrate him so then I said well what do we prefer Bruce vallance and then he got real L. Mad. He does not like that comparison. He cuts his own hair. They'll probably like Bruce vallance John. Deshea it's back to the MAC twenty twenty. It's a brand new year. What what is it the first or second day of the New Year now yes is is the second day of the New Year with me in the space? It's to the second day. Oh aw alright. Recommendation Number One. Dan used to do that. Show John Gruber the talk show. I mentioned this to you. I was on the talk show this week and the reason I mentioned it is it. Spun directly directly are much of what we talked about is spun out of things you and I have talked about here. Yeah apart from the politics step but one thing we talked about. was that sort of reckon about the future of apple stuff based on the experience of the folks who work there now anyway ensuring that you can check it out the talk show and you know it's I explained Lane how the House of Representatives was like the principal in mean girls so ancient that up. So there's that this one's really ran. I got some quick random ones. Yeah okay I really like the APP. overcast then by front of the show. Mark is is my podcast APP of choice. You'RE GONNA WANNA keep an eye on updates to this APP because there's stuff off happening that's good But I love overcast now unlike Marco and apparently unlike almost everyone who doesn't like making websites anymore I guess yes. He's in Iraq now now he's in C. Plus or whatever. I don't know but I use the overcast web interface a lot. I use it obviously to upload my ad hoc just for me files but I also I when I'm at work and I'm here on this beautiful Imac I use the overcast web interface most of the time And like most people. How can I put this so hardly anybody? Apparently hardly anybody uses the web interface. I do but you don't WanNa have to have a browser window open to do that. Hadn't hide it and like it's so annoying Succeed in show notes. Check out this thing called podcast menu. which is a freeze and everything At least freezing beer up up on you could from kit hub. It is an APP that was done by a person. I want to credit the person. Oh my God is it not got in here Oh there it is inside gooey inside inside Gui Pakismy and what that does is that puts a menu up in your menu and it's essentially a little Shrunk down version of the web interface for overcast. But it's cool. You don't have to browser window open and and if your keyboard decides to let you on that day not anybody's fault but apple it will use the media keys so you can still a plan pause even when it's all shrunk up inside there It's a really good apnea. Check it out you know. Well it's the we'll save that for another time. Where would skip one sponsor important? I'd like fonz thing thing. See now you know. For example that I already liked the IBM plex family. Dad's a wonderful fund so part to number two IBM plex. I've been re exploring. I I complex mono has been my modest base font for a long time. And it's great but via the show. Greg AAC WHO MAKES DRAFTS GREG team. That make drafts at Agile Tortoise. Have you ever seen jet brains Mono jet brains is the is the I d e developed by or who to who bought that. It's made by Cisco maybe yeah someone someone's made it and so this this is. This is a really good. Id and there's I know a lot of people that are using jet brains and have been using it for a long. Gosh I'm going to get up every. Yeah yeah the I remember. Though the Devitt for those Macintosh mm yeah you can get that Wow so you're saying they have a font. Yes so you're not gonNA get the best demo of it on the page here but Go look at insurance when you go to brains. Well it's just easier. Click on but go to look up the brains modeling. I'm looking right now and I'll give you screen-grabbed just to show you. Yeah ask like with stuff I boy it reminds me fondly of a bunch of. It's I think it's better than Plex Sans Mono who it looks really good it pushes right up against some crazy ass PRAC- Mata like it's got it's got it's got shops and it's it's very editorial it's like it's got its own thing going on but when you use it I'm clicking is it a Hell alt-right skype is all right. I'm the I'm no. I've got a now. I'm looking at their their patients on. I'm installing already. All right all right. I'M GONNA try and send. This message is still still doesn't let me send him from a computer. That's where all right. That's what that's what it looks like in use in my notes for today show. Oh look at that. Isn't it pretty. So that's what I'm using everywhere. I even installed it on my os devices and it looks great boy. That's a really pain in the ASS process. How much of that have you done? Have you have you used anything like that. I fought or whatever or creative cloud to install fonts on your devices no I. I haven't tried that yet. It's I mean what you've got it. It's great but if you install a whole family. Wow It's a lot of clicks it's a separate it's not exactly a profile while it is a profile but it's not like a full like mgm thing but like you know you have to like download it which is easy enough on Ios now so you can just download the zip to your device And then you go to something like I've font and then you go to files under them. I'm doing this from memory under files you say. Hey Gimme jeopardize you click and says okay. Here's the funds to one installing. Yes you click install and says okay. I'M GONNA install this interstitial. Now you have to pop over to settings go to settings says profile of ill when you click on profile. Bill you go in now. You're going to this one face in the family and say okay. Okay please install this is okay install this is it. Okay install this profiling say yes. It's so many clicks and APP changes her face in in the family. But let's talk about happy things. It's beautiful I mean I. I have already rolled this end. I'm using it right now to look over some code that I've been working on and and isn't it isn't it. Cheerful is awesome awesome. I hate almost every fund for coding. There's like I used to be like Dan Benjamin fame. Why used to want Menlo? I eventually landed on Menlo because you can get it everywhere. It's a stock font. You can bring up in even even Jurassic APPS and still like Menlo but once you look at this you like oh my gosh. This is so dumb to say but really fresh up the page each like everything is really pop in. And it's like I say it's editorial it's got a distinctive look to it but it's not going to wear your eyes out look at that lower case l I'm digging a baller l.. Yeah Yeah I mean I think there's there's air you'd who who like made this on anyway. Yeah so that's what I wanted. The site he changed. You changed big thing for me here today. Well you know our friends at drafts change the thing this. Id WanNA play with this. Okay okay what else we got A trick in passing that I wanted to mention Some folks that I'm in. I love folks like me US Like I do use the LOGITECH mixmaster mouse which I think really good mouse One complaint blink that a lot of our friends have about understandably is it's for for a variety of reasons pretty rough if you have si it's a higher profile there's a lot of mice which I like and have not suffered from so far but you a friend of ours was talking about how if you do the horizontal scrolling on the side we'll It's very handy but like my but I feel like I don't use that much because the mouse is so light that like when you start side scrolling you kind of have to also hold the mouse else down. So doesn't like flip over anyway. But here's what I wanted to say about this We've mentioned this before but there's a pretty cool app you can get the work with all of your logitech devices. This lets you customize it now. I don't know how ridiculously helpful that is for keyboard but for the mouse it's really great. Have you done this for years. Have you gone lodging options. Have we talked about no. Let's talk about it. I'm not this is in notes. It's an APP for Logitech stuff called options and this is where you go in and and you got three big tabs for the McMaster you you got a mouse settings pointing scroll settings and flow settings and when you click a mouse settings. You're going to see okay. What do you want this scroll wheel to do to you on the side buttons for forward and back you know we're forward and backward be available you you know with with point and scroll you can have all kinds of like you can do natural scrolling or the other one pointers beans with all the stuff you would expect but I just? This is so Dorky. I'm sorry I I just. I finally occurred to me that I could do this. And I'm loving it. which is that on top of you so you guys are using extra right now No I'm using. The logitech detect G. three or five gaming mouse. Okay but like for works. It works in a similar vein but like for example a mind like I use God. This is so I'm basing. I use the left button for left button. I use the right button for right button. I use the scroll wheel with my own settings for like this is that while I can hear it. E- When you spin it keeps minute you gotta get that lock and then you get the free free ball in or whatever it's called. Get that exact yes. I think it's called free. Molin you get that at the setting. You want buddy whoo. You'RE GONNA flap down a page combined with the home keys. Oh brother now you gotta Stu but you know what I don't really use and I I don't like using the scroll wheel as a button. No he'll never and then there's that other button on here there's like so there's the scroll wheel can be pushed onto uses a button which I think is very windows way to roll much respect not for me and there's another button like just between the two left and right buttons that you can just assign to whatever I have mapped these buttons. What the recommendation here? If you are a logitech accuser is to consider going into settings for a thing you may not be aware was a thing. which is you can have those do a lot? More than be click button for typical mouse housing behavior. So if you click on this click on this. I don't know what what is this called. I don't even know this part is called the Little Square. One in the middle he click it. And you say whoa wait a minute it. This is so wild. We'll mode shift gesture button. MIDDLE BUTTON APP EXPOSE BACK Brightness Down Brightness up change pointer speed click desktop left desktop right eight finder search forward Keystroke Assignment Launch Pad Look Up Mission Control Modifiers mute next open application open. File Open folder. Open webpage play pause this pre CETERA. So I don't know how many people were aware that you can. That's all stuff you can assign to button on your mouse. Which I've known but I didn't know now and think about and so what I've done is four that little square little button in the middle? I have map that to today. Task paper like a file that I opened tons now. I could get to that pretty quickly by going to the finder. I could get to that very quickly by going to launch bar but is there any conceivable way that I could get there quicker than literally having a dedicated key for the file arguably us the most. I know that's not going to be the most but ask yourself. Is there a file that you find yourself opening a lot a lot a lot or a folder or webpage etc etc.. Are you with me on this. Yes one hundred percent here so I clicked on that button that opens up test paper today today. Dot has paper and it's great the scroll wheel button. Click that it open field so what. I'm trying to get out here. That could also be like a web page. Maybe there's like a webpage that you go to constantly and compulsively. That could be twitter. If you're the that's how how you roll but just consider if you are logitech fan. I realized this is another very specific tip but go in and look at stuff you could do to turn your very most like Oh you know point zero one percent. You know the thing that you use a ton of Chinatown compared to everything else Going consider doing that we we. Will you try this tip down. I'm definitely going to be trying. I mean I'm not using them. What's your game or mouse called? It is called. He told me and I forgot Logitech g three. Oh five cooking. I haven't actually just put it all right. It's gaming mouse. It's designed for excuse me. It's designed more for gaming. It doesn't have a lot of them because for me. I don't like the shape of the I had one. I actually wound up returning. Unfortunately because everybody that I know really really loves the mixmaster series and for me I just couldn't I don't know I'm I couldn't adapt. I couldn't adjust like the jet brain editorial I mean it looks like cyber truck. It's really weird looking. And then it's got you push down with your thumb to expose and all that kind of stuff yours looks like it's very tall. All the taller is it. I guess it's really GonNa send you a little picture we're not GONNA do because we're about multi multimedia year Serbs absorbing studio. Unlike unlike you Sir I can take pictures with this song to do this for you. You No there's a term is You know I hate it when reporters say that so I did something quietly. Oh Hey who do that. I also don't like it when people talk about something being silent with that said I will tell you messages messages for me. The real beauty chef kiss is that it it fails silently. So I don't know until maybe tomorrow that it didn't send if I look if I remember to look I'll see that the bar. The progress bar of sending a photo has only gone so far. But you eat the bar sometimes. Well the bar. This is our concern dude and so what happens. So I'm hot and heavy with some friends and sending each other cat photos. Or whatever and guess what goes through through my caption slash annotation for six photos has gone through. Guess what hasn't gone through any of the photos and I look clinically only insane. Yeah Sweet Precious Angel. What yes we purchase angel? What's that about well? It was GONNA be about this picture my horrible cap but out of context. I just I look like I'm having some kind of neurological episodes. I just sent seven copies. No photos yeah okay. I'm clicking going going to messages. I can receive photos that can receive so the first photo shows. You look at the Sushi mouse that was called. I called the MAC mouse. I guess so. That shows you the comparison and then the second one was blurry but the third one shows the height compared to a logitech m three ten which is like the generic mouse that everyone kind of has. It's not quite as tall as the regular logitech mouse. Not Quite as flat as the as you say the Sushi mouth. Okay all right I'll send you mind. I'm PAT at this This there might now like I said who cares Okay let me go. Look at these sorry my wife texting me okay. Oh Oh and it's pretty high within on the back says that from destiny the Zelda who is a king from adventure time I can't see why double click double click open king eventually. Oh my God oh my God open open the cheat. Oh Yes wow nice. Figur- he's awesome. He was Got Him from Gouzer Gallery here in Austin Gallery Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo gallery. Yeah and he's a what do they call it a vinyl vinyl. He's tall he's quite tall all as very tall. Was that unit. You're using there. That is the focus right scarlet. Eight one eight one eight. Yeah eight one two. Oh you ate one too. Who Fifty one fifty and it has? It's got four Mike Pre Inputs and four line inputs on the back Stealing I still can't get to work right skype though just going through this on slack. What why is it? So you've got everything set up and it sounds great locally but you want that second Mike to go to skype keep separate times buddy loop back loop back but even still now your loop backing into a Mano a you don't separate tracks now. That's how I got a real screwed up to by Friday from that. We gotTA keep moving. Its back back to the MAC also also my wife is texting me. Could okay overnight trump Let's see so. What do we got here? We got all that all that also. I just put in this because I think this is good in context and this is not a bad thing for us to put insurance once a year One of the Ta as we used to say in Florida one. One of T. h. e. most important pages. You can look at on the apple dot com site and it's called Mac keyboard shortcuts. Relax calm calmed down. I know you know you know how to copy and you know how to paste. I say this once a year I imagine I defy anybody I used to go. Look at Apple Support Mac keyboard shortcuts. I defy anyone to go. Look at that page and tell me you knew everything on there that you could be using. There's so when he commands you. Don't know about the text. Editing commands the command in the shift in the option and giving the love and the thing. A lot of people still aren't using those. I see out there. I see clicking around. I see like some kind of monster. A lot of these are available on on your IPAD. IOS If you have a keyboard well not all of them. Yeah no no no. You're absolutely right but like you know like you know option shift up. You just selected a line. You didn't have to go. Click Click. Oh do you know about click because guess what there are people who don't know about click. Click Click Click likely. Well Click is move the cursor. Doubleclick select the word. Click Click Click is select the whole life paragraph. Well the One on the Buffer Aka the paragraph right. I use that a lot in In everyday somebody's born and doesn't know about click. You Know About Command Command Al Right in a browser or just focus it basically rose. Yeah Tuesday yeah that's big. That's big cutting it on that hoof who've this stupid Now it's a good one where we at lunch launched. Rei wait a minute. Oh my Christ on a cracker Call Recorder is not recording. That's our God. Well I've also got audio hijack hopefully no but it's great out all my God you've got to see this monstrosity. Dan Show me. What am I dealing with here? Oh my God so I remember running two copies of skype. What is happening told you skype is stupid? I told you you did tell me skype. I warned you but look look look see. It probably wouldn't I can't send it for Mac. Oh my God I'm dying okay. I'm so sorry Dan but we do have the hijack it's good. It's great outlook. Look at that you don't see that every day on call Maybe I got escapes. Running two instances as you say Jesus Jesus take the wheel Dan. I would like to to have given deeply on launch bar but the reason I know this is I looked down to see what time we're at in the recording and the time is zero zero colon zero zero colon. Let me get this right zero zero. Just straight straight zero's all the way maybe about something that you like I would love to tell you about a little. It's a a fresh new. Start up that people really. There's a buzz about this little company and this is some kind of a new thing. It's a new. They're going to go to like what's called tech crunch explode like they're gonNA show up and they're going to launch a new product. They've they've developmental compression big startup. What's it called? It is called squares base. I'll come on squarespace. Yes Yes dan others still people. Don't have squarespace say there's a few. I don't know where they are but I think they own IGUANAS are. They are the unreachable. Are they listening right now. They are listening right now. squarespace this is. This is the the holy grail that we always had was. Wouldn't it be great if you could just go to a website and make a website from a website. That was the goal that was always nick website from a website website from a website site. A website with innocent. When you get a plan of food makes more food and then that food can make more food right? It's like if I told you here's a battery and at this battery and it will make more batteries whenever you need one. It's like having a car that makes more cars. It's unlimited limited energies. What we're talking about zero point energy? WHOA I know pure energy? I love that song still good. What are so? What are people using squarespace for? They can't you can't I mean like you don't get to make yourself right now. You couldn't do that with them no you having so no you if I wanted to promote like my physical online business. No can't do that with scores. Go Oh what if I want to sell products. Can I do that no okay okay. What if I wanted to select from over two hundred a top level domain names? It doesn't have to be debt limit. Will they give me something besides Limo. They only let you registered Donald. Oh my God it's no wonder people out there come on. It's so good. And you can do everything everything that Merlin said and more and you get you get the main thing when the Wednesday news you guys. It's so fun to use. How is fun? What makes it fun L. to? Here's the thing in one thousand nine ninety ninety five. It was fun to make a website. 'cause none of us knew what we were doing. And we'd just copy it off a page at Yahoo and then change it until it look the way you wanted and hit save. Wherever or or be BOP BOP buffer Imax? Go Circle Message sent to beach. Boys Fan site beat boot right. That was fun. That was fun because like we're learning stuff and I and I was one of the people that had the ancient wisdom I had no Riley Book and knew how to copy and paste. That was fun. That was fun and you could go look up look up Jack Klugman email address and email and I really enjoy your work and then you wouldn writes you back probably because the thread thank and so that was fun but then and guess what happened. It became a lot less fun. And then you've got the PROLIF- we talk. We joke about this last week. I joked about this with gruber. The acrobatics that we used to have to go through to have have a website not look busted on at least one browser was absolutely not fine. I used to subscribe to a service. There's this is rarely company that would let us see what your page look like in like nine different browsers Michael O.. Boot you got me again. I forgot to put in the boot onto tag or whatever and then you know what the thing is. Scores based comes along and now it's fun again. It's fun again. You just type in you type in an Amazon. ASEAN or stylist host. Or you can search right from right from from the DINGUS. You do assertion your boom. And now you're linking to one of the Great Jack Klugman appearances you point people people right that you want to map not a problem any of this stuff if you want to change the way a page looks the way it behaves the number of items in the RSS Feed Click Click Click. It's that that Gosh Darn simple. And it's just a joy to use squarespace people squarespace so what listeners should do if they start wire a credit card a deposit damn no it does not require nothing all they have to do is go to squarespace dot com slash. It's your show you'll get a free trial when you are ready to launch us as the offer code it's your show you'll get ten percent off your first purchase of a website or a domain because like like like you said you can just go and just get a domain or you can get both both you can whatever you want go to squarespace dot com slash. It's your show that supports Merlin's work to be honest. That's how that's how Merlin is is going to really be able to afford his children's. That's that's how I put Star Trek figures in my kid's mouth. Oh I got something to say about Star Trek after the spot and then you're going to support the show and yourself by using the Promo Code. It's your show. You'll save ten percent off your first purchase of website or domain. Thanks very much to squarespace for making this show possible. Thank squarespace Bok Bok. I had my God. It's available and I'm buying. What is it what wait until? I've actually bought it because of being able to grab it going to grab him to grab while you do that. I had havoc there some feedback from a listener. They had a question. They said that I talked about My glasses a lens cleaner that I really liked the one. That was really really my favorite. The one is the the Zeiss Lens. Care pack two eight ounce bottles of Lens Cleaner to my and includes two micro fiber cleaning cloths and there is no cleaning clause anyway. The lenses in the glass why not get cleaner. Yeah so it's twelve twelve dollars in forty nine cents Amazon prime and I put that into the show notes too. But that's what I use and I I the bottle lasts longtime but we've got one at work got one at home home cleaning clause and it's a wonderful wonderful spray cleaner for your lenses. Oh Yeah I you know I yes either. The the Star Trek thing is what I wanted to talk about the Star Trek thing so there is a new star Trek TV series. It is coming out that any anybody who cares about this already knows about it. I says not news to anyone for whom this matter but it's called star. Trek Picard and it is a it is a I. Don't one of I would say continuation but it's it's a continuation of star trek the next generation in a way but it's all new show with Some returning cast members and new cast members. And it looks like it's going GonNa be really great for people like me who loved. I've heard it looks like it's going to be great. This is one where I'm on full media blackout as much as possible. I'm so excited for the show. I I am very excited for two So much so that I'm doing a podcast about it with some friends and it will be premiering the day after the show comes out. The show comes out Thursday January twenty third. We're recording Friday January twenty fourth. I'm not revealing the name of it yet but Stay tuned to my twitter. Because it'll be bothering everyone with it. Once we come out with their so carded that's a good name. We don't say that anymore. No no no. And that's probably not that you wouldn't tell me if it was right I would tell you if it was and I'm dying. Okay I would look good on you them. We're all GonNa get laid to could still hold still holds up several scenes. Still hoping that wouldn't show it to the kids know still lil propagating but we We are now in receipt of back to work. Dot Limo. Oh is that what. You're that's great. Yeah so check back liquor. That's great. Okay got him winded. Let's see how long according zero zero one hour eighteen in seconds. What really yes? Jesus okay If somebody lines do it now it's going to go on. He's wanted to sponsors sponsor. Yeah just the two just the two. I'm grateful for every nickel we get me to uh-huh why is it boring Dan. Don't tell me it's not boring. Not Boring I wanNA talk about some cool stuff with launch bar. Watch as far as we've as I am going to say you know like when you're doing proofreading say stat like leave. Don't change this. Just leave it like it is. I'm going to new machines that from step to include wants include wants everything I said last week. I'm glad you like other things. I'M GONNA talk about launch bar. Include wants right through all that again but I'm talking about launch bar and if you I don't like that you can email down. He's days Dan at back to work dynamo eventually. I'm not going to get an email address because uh-huh wants not through yesterday which one The Guy who loves our show and wants talk about he really loves the show and I when I look at it. Oh did you find private email address and I went and looked at it. Wasn't it was the one I thought what I put into the poop filter. He was there and he was excited. And he's available to talk about any aspect of I guess his e book. Oh right uh-huh yeah. I wanted someone talking about launch bar so as we said before include once lunch bar is an APP that I have been excited about in the past Asan. I'm really excited about now and I want to The goal for a lot of this is if you're using launch bar. I want to make sure you're aware of some cool things but I'm also trying to just kind of wet your appetite. I had a little bit about some great stuff. You can do with launch bar. It is an apple launcher. But it's much more. There's so much that you can do to and with all the things on your Mac doc. And it's it's it's one of those kind of beautiful apps where like you don't have to know everything it can do unless you WanNa know more stuff it can do. You'll never know everything it can do. Probably but You could just you install this and start using launch bar today from Ogden dot. At This you get that Limo But you're these are using it today and it's just a prettier spotlight at first right But it's also smart and it's real good about learning how you are using launch bar consequently really how you're using your Mac and I WanNa talk to you today about some setup stuff. I'm not going to go through everything but I want to talk about some things that I think are handy In terms of things to do and and then I want to talk a little bit about a comportment with which you should approach the use of launch bar maybe and then just a little bit of power user stuff and it should only be like an hour and a half for so good. I'll just an hour and a half. Yeah that's no. That sounds great. I mean having time the whole thing out a script right now. So when you're sitting up launch bar arlene generally speaking when you're setting up launch bar. I think you could Damn Benjamin. The situation can run pretty stock to start Honestly like well. This is part of the beauty of launch bar is the extent to which on the one hand it learns from you right so one thing. We're going to be talking about Nasek like if you go. Oh so you start typing something and I. It's going to do a straight up like pretty literal ish match against everything. That's in your different indexes. So if you go winning type Microsoft myspace Microsoft word like there's a pretty good chance is GonNa find Microsoft word what's cool though is like you don't have to type that you wouldn't have the right back in the spotlight. What's great about this is it's GonNa Learn what you selected? Let's put it this way it's GonNa Learn what you selected after you've typed some strain drink so if you wanna type you know swamp warbler mangrove if you WANNA type Dingus and have that open word word it can learn that and you don't have to manually. You can manually assign it. I would say. Don't say so you're saying you're saying that it's not the way that like spotlight works. Where you if you if I if I do command space and start typing M? It's going to show me mullets as male mate messages minecraft mail and music and the spotlight doesn't learn spotlight. Feel like I feel like he learns. It's not learning. Well it does well the interesting and I don't know how it does this because remember how I was talking about. How I I'm trying male mate instead of the regular mail APP when now and I'm when I type M it's listing male mate? I and but how does it didn't know that does it no it because I'm launching that application more doesn't know because it's currently running. You know what I like. How does it no I? Can you let me see how a certain spotlight. Let's go. Look we'll come back to that. Here's the thing about just we got a lot to get through here. The cool thing about launch bar. Is it absolutely lutely you can watch. How is learning from you? I don't have any science on this but my God is the first time you type something depending on the size of your the index. That's a huge asterisk. Depending on how many things wants market search against It's you're very likely to get the result you expected. I especially if you're running very doc on this running stock there's a preferences area but there's also something called the index and index is where you say. I wanted to have this folder but not that folder I want I want you to. You can even go all the way into selecting indeed selecting specific files APPs services. You name it automated action you can say which ones you want on and off all the way down now. You don't need to know any of this to start what you need to know to start. Is that type what you would like just type. Just don't over think it just start typing and then maybe the first first time it may not find it but you type something you type of thing where you thought. That APP should show up. And that's not what selected well just Arrow down to till. What is the APP that you wanted and the hit enter and it goes okay? I noticed that I noticed that when Dan type this he selected that He gets that's one point for that one. This is not science next time you go in tap type thing. It's pretty good chance it's going to be the thing that got selected. If it's not tap tap tap down down down down selected I bet you dimes down by the third time you've done that if it's the exact same strength there's a real good chance that it's going to find that the next time you type that thing now as we learned last week and we'll see more in future things desk becomes extremely powerful because of things like instant open which is different. Instant sent instant open. Is the the name the functionality where you type if I type C AL and hold down the L. It knows that I won't busy CAL and opens it without me even having to hit enter which sounds trivial but boys have fast and every one of these things ends up working together for future benefits learning each one of these things or being aware of each one of these things eventually gets you to wear. This is the ultimate. No look application where you're doing all kinds of really almost terminal ish commands which is an absolute minimum. Imagine like you terminal with your totally tricked out profile. Like that's what this is going to be for you. But it's a gooey and it's beautiful so so the first thing I would say is like I want to give you setup tips but my my Step zero don't over think it just start using it and you mentioned a minute there some keyboard shortcuts. I recommend setting up for the base. Let's just talk about some basic setup. Let's talk something important. First thing I would say is something you will discover is that if you clear out the four dis the four days you meet in heaven if you clear out cleanup archive the four DS. This is going to be a very much more effective for me. Documents desktop downloads. That's and dropbox You shouldn't have to go in and D select a ton of stuff if a ton of that stuff is stuff you don't want or need anymore if if you've got old downloads. Get rid of archival. Do whatever desktop I mean. Do what works for you but I do have a lot of stuff for. I'm realizing how much a joke last week about like. Do you really know this dot h files. I have so much dot pie stuff because of things I downloaded from get hub and so I've got this endless number of like underscore init- dot p. y.. And it's like I don't need to launch any of those. Is that really the best place for this to live. Would it be better for those to live in some kind of a folder There's just all you know development east stuff documents desktop donald trump. You don't have to what you're gonNA discover your because as you use this. This is that there are going to be things in the index that you don't want and things that aren't in the index that you do want. Don't sweat this too much as you're starting but you are or at some level soon gonna WanNa Pare that down either by. What's on your MAC or alternately by flipping off whole folders or sub folders or changing the way the folders interact? But that's just one idea to get started because I do find that documents desktop. Desktop Dallas dropbox. Those are all things that I do find. Find Myself wanting parts of a lot. So that'll really speed things up. I'm also gonNA suggest that when you're getting started you go into launch bar and you hit a command comma and you're GONNA go look at two areas and preferences and I'm GonNa just even if you don't set this up right this minute please Lisa. Who's be aware of this number? One is Eric Keyboard shortcuts or in the TAB bar shortcuts. And you'll notice in there you've got stuff like what is the command that you would like to use for any of these five things or not at all search and launch bar searching spotlight snippets emoji calculator so I mean very important. Obviously when you tight this this a search launch bar should begin right I I would. I would go ahead and configure that in my case that is command space. But what if I want to search in spotlight from within launch bar that is commanded shift. Space I don't use snippets that don't use calculator but guess what Emoji if you want an instant emoji picture picker picker wherever you are. That is control. I'd ever remember what these are control. Command space and now you've got every emoji start type in the name of an Emoji. She and hit enter pace it into wherever you are including Google docs. Okay yeah so go. Check that out that the Tab called shortcuts in the preferences and then keyboard shortcuts. When you'RE GONNA get to later don't sweat this now? As we teased last week we will get into this later. modifier taps so my case for example. If I tap tap option twice it starts a search bar. Yes it's the same thing as hitting command space but guess what tapping on option twice is really fast instant send. I have double control so I would say into shortcuts and figure out what you want those to be if if you find now this is such a key component or as you say component of one bar you find yourself. He just did a thing. Yeah and it didn't do the thing you expected. Well Mika at least make a mental note of that if not go in immediately and make it the thing you thought it should be. You don't need to do that with index items but if you're saying like you know in my brain rain should be able to tap this and have that happen if you tap this and that didn't happen remember you can change that. Like don't over think this like don't be so smart that you're not smart led it to the heavy lifting if you want if you want to be typing this weird ass Imax style court on your keyboard if you WanNa make like an a minor fine go go also that you can do that other section. I'm going to say to look at is. I love clipboard. History and clipboard managers. You might have other ones you like. I use launch bar so it does not to. Yes so I would go to the TAB that says clipboard. And you'll see the very first thing I tick boxes. Do you want to enable clipboard history. And I guess I do with a capacity of say the last one week of everything I've copied and pasted slick kind of action. You want just copy. It just tastes just copy and paste do you want to be playing text etc preserve history across restart et cetera. Oh clip merges. So great if you if you're on something something and you hit Comanche its mouth. You hit Comanche twice. It put both of those into the clipboard together. Now if you I I would really recommend this because boy this ever come in handy. When I'm doing show notes for Roddick online at squarespace.com? There are several places where I need to type several things I need to. I've got the text expand her to create a basic template in Envio for every episode. Where I go through field forms and fill it in but now I need to go back? That's automatically created the right length for the episode. It's the right Number for the episode CETERA. But I'm going to need to type the title of the episode owed several places I have type it into garage man or paste garage man I have to paste it into The title field at squarespace I needed needed. Click on options and go into the name of the file. I'm going to need to paste into their right. So but like what if it's in a different order. What if I had something preceding that and now that got pushed out of my regular old monkey ass clipboard? So what I do is I make sure I've got the title of the episode the Url for the download. The Sued the description. And that's only clipboard. Now as I was there so I can for me. Let's just four little bit here. I if I hit option option and just to let her see. That's that's another way I get straight into the clipboard. Now if you start utilizing this holy crap first of all classic show clipboard history for me. That's command option space That shows me clipboard. History ready for this select from history. A UH is that's going to bring up all of those and all you have to do is select from those entries and pace to write and for you These are things I recommend and so then my idea is so basic set up and then just start using it. Start using it and noticing using using it and noticing notice what happens and then as far as the your comportment toward how you think about using this APP first of all remember. This is learning. I'm from you and you can have an unlearn at anytime. You can manually assign any pretty much letter combination to any item. So if you've just had it and you're real frustrated you always want Microsoft word to come up when you type D I N G. US You can do that manually. You can Dan and we'll use that you know especially as your index grows and changes your changing body. You're GonNa want ways to turbo right into the thing you know you want what I'm here to tell you is is. This APP will know you better than you know yourself rather than going in and quote Unquote configuring all of your shortcuts. That you type let it learn from you so just the water. Just start typing letters. Select the thing you want and believe me in less than a day. It will know that that's the thing you want for that. You follow me yeah. I'm there if you get to smart smart about it you get into that dumb thing where your first of all. You're not doing your work you're playing. You're just messing around and that's fun. That's fun this is very apt to play with Fo Shinzo but leverage the fact that it will learn what you're doing without you having to configure much of anything. That's the bottom line whatever's in there. It'll it'll come up if you you keep typing those letters. The same way gives them time to learn type. Whatever makes sense to you scroll want click enter and it will learn so the only there inside of that is you will start to notice a funny thing? How can I put this typing the letter? D for me this is just me right and just the letter D. brings up deliveries. I like that I type D L it brings up downloads. I mean when you say downloads. It opens your downloads folder. It shows you That this is an index section called downloads. Do you WANNA drill ended this or do you WanNa just open that folder coal. But here's what I'm trying to say to you so I this is not again. This is not science but this is known if you type C. You type C. L. U. Type. CIP If you type CLI. There's a there is a chance that you will get a different result for one character to characters three three characters four characters because guess what those mean. Those can mean different things if you feel me on this totally. It's just that I have selected deliveries the APP delivery enough that it knows that type D. That's probably what I want. It's learned that when I take the L I went down to CETERA. What I'm getting at is how can I put this? This is so not gonNa make sense until you've used it become cognizant of whether you're typing too many letters to get to what you want Become cognizant that if you can do this in five letters. It's almost like name that tune if it gets you there and five letters that's great if if you've got the desired result with four three two or one letters letters noticed that and then start it'll start building that habit did he. Does that make sense. Yes notice that those mean. Different things because intuitively. It's learned from from you because the intuition is like Dante this he selected that now you can sort of reeducated but like levers that so when I see get clipboard history. Yes ask because that is another different way to get there are for me. Brings up recent items CA L. brings a busy cow et CETERA. Et CETERA And that's that's pretty powerful so just start using noticing that we'll start bringing it all back home as Bob Dylan says one thing that I think can be extremely powerful. I'm really bad about folder management. Just everything's backed up in four places so I don't think about it too much but there's so much crap I don't need I tell you where I do. Try to be a little bit of a pill I used to be one of those hoarders that not only had thousands of bookmarks in four different browsers authors. Were three different browsers but I am one point Dan. I got into the whole racket of sinking bookmarks between browsers. Well at this point. I use safari ninety ninety plus percent of the time and I use fire Fox some percent of the time smaller and then I use chrome only as absolutely necessary. I really told with you on that. I'm I'm like ninety nine percent. I miss all the great extensions. There's so much for your. Oh yeah there's a chrome extension for this and it's like that is is really cool but like I got the fear so off that but so I've been on fire Fox for a long time is pretty good. It's not super pretty but it's they're trying real hard to protect your stuff. Yeah and that's the thing. Is that the really. They're they're focuses on privacy. They're focuses on not sharing stuff. It's kind of the. The opposite. Vogue is of chrome so weird like that has to be like the continuum of like. Do I steal all of your stuff I can or you know. Do I like suck up all all of your information. I don't know if they share much of it but they're certainly using it for something. Yeah versus this will look at this Weirdo stall map over here for Weirdos. This is that for Tope. Pope does the APP for tow pickers chosen browser of the to- picker Now that's weird. Everybody should be trying as hard as fire Fox and safari. Please plano there. There are a lot of people say was rolling Var. It's good enough for me and I I love Safari The problem is I'm doing a lot of web development and unfortunately fire Fox brings the Ruckus it really does. I mean that's the way to go and I love the privacy focus. It's a fast browser. There was a time where I think it wasn't that kind four were for battery usage. it was just not kind To those days are long past. I don't I can't tell the difference Maybe maybe safari is a little better but this is fine well. I don't like to talk a great deal about this stuff but you know I've been trying to be better about certain things and and to really Max out the baroness of certain kinds of things and one of the things is is that so I run a as you know I run a VPN. And I run. A is called Guardian and it's the VPN very effective. I've found but it also try to block malware and privacy invasive stuff that on somehow made it on the APP store I I saw that I also admittedly do use an adblocker But it's more than an adblocker so I use what's called a fighter for notes but I think it's called Christ once called. Get it right because they all have almost exactly the same name I use AD block pro which costs but it runs once he bought it runs on every MAC vice And what's cool about. That is his like of course. It's all sort of auto updated but you have separate tick boxes. Do you WANNA protect against ads. Malware privacy Stuff Do you want to get rid of all all the damn social badges. These are all separate boxes and then there's white listing for any of those inside. There is a really nice So far extension for IOS that lets. You seem same with it now in Iowa per website settings like do you always want you know the review. Do you always want this to be this or that You get per site settings in this ad apt up to and so and then I'll sometimes you know go and test that on various sites. What I've discovered is if these site for testing your privacy you see is run by a VPN company they're very good at noticing the you're not running their VPN? Which I find minimally helpful? But I don't know I It's it it sort of odd to me to realize how much stuff you are like sort of. I don't want to be a not but how much deliberately giving up to to somebody and chrome and they're having some weird extension things with that but On the show where I'm going with all of this except to say that safari is an EH. So here's final final thing you hope so. I try to be good about stuff look. I'm not that worried about my history but in but stuff like launch bar has made me a real size queen about knowing that when I take this thing I want this thing to come up To follow silly. Let's say for example. I do a lot of stuff Probably like you. I know how to use this a lot of google sheets. A lot of Google. Docs so for stuff. Like you know. reconcilable differences Dubai Friday with y'all our sponsors. I'm using Google docs locks sheets drive for all of those things and there's things where I want to be able to very quickly get to sponsors for back to work Or very quickly quickly. Get to our running notes document for differences I want to way too because a wreck dives has one very long file whereas Dubai Friday has a separate documentary episode. So I've bookmarked a save. Search of the string Dubai Friday show notes. Or whatever the hell it is but I don't want that to be clogging everything hang up. So here's my strategy here. Here's the levels. I have as much as I can control it. I have nothing at the root level level of just bookmarks. Because why. Why would I do that if it's something? I really WANNA bookmark like a really book. Marquis bookmark There's a couple of things to this. Well there are some kinds of extremely special things where I want to do that to appear in the bookmarks bar as a right right I get it okay. The bookmark let that I use constantly for at this page to the live episode back to work or the one I use eighty percent of the time added added to the next episode back to work. Here's a bookmark. Lift for reconcilable differences. Here's bookmark late for what I got in here. Like I've got a set of bookmarks works for squarespace pages. Add this to my recipe APP stuff like that. But here's the thing. Do I want everything in my favorites to be in the favorites Ritz Bar. I don't but I want to be quickly available if it doesn't need to be in the Boston area. Guess what I put it into so it goes. You've got bookmarks WCHS wasn't mentioned like this. There's a structure bookmark slash favorites slash more. And that's where I put any of the stuff that that I want to be able to get to. If I clear everything out of my history I will still have links to the stuff that I use a lot now is available number one. That's because stuff. I use a lot lot of a lot especially bookmark. What's are in the bookmarks Bar Steph? I use a lot that doesn't need to be in. The bookmarks bar is still in favorites folder older. Why are you telling me all this early? Because this lets me be very picky about saying I want these following things to be available to launch bar and and what does that mean. Well that means that. Now I've gotten to the point where I can just type interactive's or whatever and it will take me right to the correct Google Doc. If there's a Google doc the US a lot of Google sheets that you use a lot. Save that with a with a sensible name and that sensible to you. Save that into a sub folder of favorites. And guess what that's in there now that that means from now on you type one two three letters and you go straight to the Google doc that you wanted what you can get to it from safari no problem and now you can get to it from launch bar for you can assign that to a key command US constantly. Think through this stuff because the implications of the structural stuff has implications for how it gets used. So you don't don't need to over think any of this but that's my power trip TIP Chairman all the stuff that you don't need and then be parsimony us about what you decide to bookmark or if you're not parsimonious about Oughta be picky about what gets added to the index. So I've turned off. Safar turned off chromebook marks in the index for launch Mar.. I've turned off our Fox. I don't any you those and I just. I'm very picky about like which stuff gets is allowed to get into launch bar index. Right anyway so it's so full troll it to that level bill yeah so like for example. Yeah so like if I go to launch bar and I hit option command I that opens up. Let's called consumer index applications categories preference panes network locations user accounts themes okay and for each one of those areas each one of those indices. You then see the left right pain. You've selected that thing in this left bar and then the right bar you see all the constituent members that it's automatically pulled in there and if there's like oh I just don't want this one thing in there you can turn it off if you turns out you don't want most of the stuff in there if you don't need all of your contacts to show up you can you can turn that off and say don't show context at all or you can just say just launched contacts with show me the contents or just say I want to be able to the CDs but only as what's called a sub index search. So I'd have to write Arrow into contacts to see all the individual ones but think about the power you're unleashing here. Actions workflow flow services context calendars reminder Lis- snippets emoji. I tunes Cyber Duck. Is that in a while. bookmark install. We haven't even gotten into files and folders as yet show me on my mounted volumes. Joma running apps like all those. It's an APP switcher to look. It's not just an APP launcher. It's an APP switcher and for every single one of those things then that that that that's the now like right this app and then do what with it because then when you tab to the next area doing your stuff we'll cover that more later but hopefully at the very at least this'll get you excited you could Ahdab. At and checkout launch more. I'm not compensated for this. I am merely a fan. No motorcycles up to three. PM Launch Bar. Well I mean I feel like I need to become a power user immediately power user. What are you gonNA? What are you have for lunch? I for first second day of the year would probably Tacos to that goal thinking about Hakko but I'm not hundred percent yet on their love Taco. Yeah Yeah Taco tacos a Behi- ceiling food like you can have a very good taco now in in California in San Francisco. You guys are more burritos than macos right. You're like a Burrito town right. I would say yet. Yeah kind of yeah most places you get. A breeder will also have tacos burritos. I feel like our what San Francisco breath from the mission is like a justifiably famous dish. You can get a rap get ramp get a wrap in Pittsburgh are going to rip you can get that put like Like a real burritos really good. I really like I. Don't that's a little heavy for me for me. A burritos like a three meal Operation Lake Lake But like a Like a like a soft the small soft Taco with Carr Carney Taco with onions and Salawah on the line. Oh brother but so good. It's so refreshing It's not heavy I really don't want I really don't want an entire like Gulag log of the wrong word but it's Funny Gulag of like I know what you mean you can say that word and put this in my face exc. Just eat it in bed in pajamas with the lights off 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA sleep buddy Yeah so get a TACO. Because of what's your favorite I like Cornelius. Anita's I like Lingua. I know it's gross. But I like I like linguistic Alpha store I lay. Carney saw the ALEC What do you roll with as far as just tacos what kind of protein d eaten a TACO? I mean I'm always going to be partial to beef in a Taco for me but I'm not talking about ground beef. I'm talking about like grilled beef. Yeah or or. They're so in Austin though like they're so like on Thursdays Taco Deli scallops in the TACO. Would heat the hell out of assault all right. It's so good Thursday. I liked the shrimp tacos. They take a long time to make I also get shrimp Taco or I'll get a Fish Taco I love fish Taco. They have Mojo Fish Taco at I. Also that's really awesome. They stand were there. They're built for speed for fishing. See like if you're going to get you a sausage Taco Wolf see see now. I'm hungry. I'm very hungry. What have I got here coffee right? Dan Thank you for tolerating this. I hope you have a great new year. I'll be a good a new year to all right. Okay I love you. Love you to Merlin the Aw.

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Droid Life Show: Episode 217 - Pixel 4, Hmmm...

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Droid Life Show: Episode 217 - Pixel 4, Hmmm...

"It was going on guys welcome back Kellen and Tim here with Troy that's not how the intro goes hey what's going on is droid life shops owed to seventeen it is Friday October twenty fifth I'm here what's going with it Tim's a guys how's it going we're giving away ten dollars and Google play credit to every single person this week and also a reminder from now until the end of the year any super chat donations you make during the show are going to the cancer research institute so we're GONNA take every single donation you make through the end of the year pool those together and we have a lot we've a lot to go over so it is the show though so we will trivia and to the show five questions five winners all right so yeah so kids are research dot org if you are interested in that if you WanNa just donate to them learn more but we are pooling and donating all right yeah I am flipped to different sides Oh this is my normal rig cues you're watching watching live and everything looks weird okay I have a light thing here just like Tim does so should trivia happen I can potentially like Oh turn on colored thing yeah and I'll just have it like beams it's probably pretty shocking actually might be kinda shocking and apologies with the audio we'll figure all this out MAC has issues with obese over there it's a windows machine and yeah it's it's it's kind of like a gaming forcibly it's got a bad mike on here we'll fix that we're Review dropped middle the week yesterday a couple of days ago yesterday maybe yesterday we're now on for the Pill for I should say we're now on pixel four X L A and all of that stuff digital donation five bucks says starting the donation train and if you're if you're watching live you should see a little pop up it was up to us to yeah yeah for for some folks yeah I mean I that's been your office now for so long so to me it's not too new but I guess everyone else yet I mean this is a fun collar the white ones probably yeah but no one knows what color it is like every time I see a picture of it it's a different shade of Orange and I'm just the The donation tree thank you all right let's let's get it so Pixel for the regular ones so here's regular so it looks cool all right everyone says the the audience fine we're just gonNA good and also I have make one big a donation to the cancer research institute and one hundred percent so if you give us to box two bucks ten bucks ten bucks go we are giving it the normal rig behind me it's a Mac it's Mac pro from like nineteen ninety nine and we constantly have issues with it so I'm on the machine that usually see behind me when PC's forty-seven Charles says yes indeed because apple doesn't let anything access anything that we need to use so windows Kinda like sure does have at it flipping we we're just going to change it up this might be the new podcast setup as it look fine I mean it looks okay you know it's a different angle their digital life you've got featured right there we got alerts and stuff over here now I mean we're getting fancy with the podcast here thank you digital I for five bucks thank you for starting dealer here's four xl so have both now tim you before I do believe yes sir four xl it has white penguin yeah the white one is about the kind of is kind of is so to start the week I reviewed this guy so tim and I are both now testing Pixel xl pretty much sucks like we're talking three to four hours of screen on time and at like four o'clock I'm starting to think I might need to charge and then at seven o'clock I most which is weird because the experience on it is actually quite nice and fun and the size and the camera and Google experience and the squeezing and the assistant it's probably one of the first pixel phone have had in a while where okay that's the first the first war I basically said like I just I just don't really think anyone should buy this France's ninety hurts gets tangled down with anything under seventy five percent brightness under display and you know I understand Google's reasoning behind that is whatever the displays ninety hurts sometimes what really got to me initially was battery life Before I wrote the railroad an entire posted said like battery life on the Rog Phone Two hundred twenty hertz now we're talking smooth and so for me the ninety hurts that's really just not even a deal breaker galaxy note ten plus huge battery to the Rog phone too with six thousand million power battery batteries is not something you worry about definitely need a charger I can't tell you the last time I had a phone that seven o'clock if I didn't throw it on a charger it was probably GonNa die by like eight o'clock so a little bit of review a bunch of people got the phone so it was like Tuesday was a Tuesday night I think I think it was Tuesday night and got the phone or maybe it's Wednesday night and so Yeah so on that note that is one of the other issues that I wrote about right so right before I was going to get ready to finalize battering anxiety here and it's not really fun I think you're talking about the four Exxon a little bit but don't you kind of have a little bit better anxiety even with the four xl even with the forex so I feel I don't know I feel like I've been monitoring monitoring my usage maybe a little bit more than I have in over the past couple of months right I went from the understand for some people it will be right 'cause their first experience out of sixty hertz big big big things but for me so I haven't Kinda minding my uses doc says Choo Choo muck destroyed five bucks right after said my mom's sister friend an lost their fight to cancer really sorry to hear that appreciate the photos which pixel phones were backing up to you so like that thing is gone there's no audio accessories at all which I get like if you buy a pixel phone from the Google store which is buried in developer settings which is not something we will clearly wants you to talk on force it ninety hurts at all times so that's another thing where I just kind of went look the battery life Blais and like it really Kinda I feel like I just wanted to use the Google experience out of the box that default experience and apparently the default expire like one plus leaves it on all the time so google is they have a reason for doing it but the reason is because they didn't want to leave it on all the time right like so that course have been the one to say ninety hurts doesn't really even do all that much yet looks a little smoother and some of the animations with the android ten gestures enabled however donation it will go to a good place to hopefully help fight that in the future every time the F. cancer because of the refresh rate there could be a flicker a jitter that could be annoying to some people in lower brightness if it's flipping from ninety or sixty and while I get that now and of course being the ever convincing personality charismatic gentlemen that you are you got me to enable the all the forest ninety on the a little bit more than normal so I'll just leave it at that after I go on a big little spiel good donations flown in Washington brightness slider if you drop it below seventy five percent he was dropping to sixty hertz so if you're up in higher brightness it'd be ninety hurts and less like you said you flip the toggle stinks at least on the little one I think the big one and we'll get to it but I think it all it could get through a day when I got the donations are just flooding in not and it's crazy bright and also gets really low or is this one the range doesn't seem to the more and more got into writing up the review the they're cutting storage basically starts at sixty four that's not enough there's no SD carts you can't get around that they cut the unlimited originally actually have come around law I'm sure somebody will pull the audio or video of me like trashing on the design back in the day when I started leaking actually liked the look of it now I probably have sort of a mini review that ties in with the Pixel four view but the big review we did so far is this little guy so oh it's ridiculously good I think I think the camera I don't know what your testings bins for the four exile the camera is really night it's good it's good in good light through day and now we have this thing where it's supposed to be a flagship feature and Google's kind of hiding it or in the innovative explained commit or something da found that said like I'm now getting angry about this so battery life made me mad the the refresh rate on that maybe bat and and and then you start going they're cutting things rates like they're cutting more and more things I ran into just kind of went this is going to be a really hard phone to recommend now there's some other things like the camera as far stills so this combination the other thing that display brightness on the smaller pixel four I found to be way too low not bright enough at all compared to my seven and I figured out why it didn't always look hurt so I'd kind of complained about it I think on twitter like my first day that I had it I two week thing that it does I was using it for that but that's Sorta to annoy because I feel like every time I grabbed my phone was like waking up and trying to unlock and I didn't want it to do that all the time active for were just like general specs and then the motion sense stuff I I turned it off I I I didn't I wasn't using the music the telephoto while I don't really care about much like in a place ragged telephoto shots mountains and things like that and like it worked and they look good so that's good obviously the software is good me one hundred dollar credit and they're saying look that credited by whatever audio accessories you want if you don't have that that's fine but last year we got them we got a dangle or at least some USB ah the battery life I mean the the ninety hurts thing like after the battery and then to that where you just kind of go it SOx is not going to be box for Atlanta and heather thank you guys so much for for the big donations cannot wait to actually put all this money together and give it away like it's GonNa be a really nice moment we love doing that it was nice being able to donate that back we're never going to get around that it looks kind of unsightly by like it's not like I don't know that the that forehead thing is a dealbreaker the other thing is kind of Nice I like the black rails and how they offer like a contrast in particular to this and the white one it's kind of a cool contrast then you have the accent like look the front has a giant forehead I talked to you about it was like it just doesn't seem like it's always on ninety hurts I couldn't figure it out of course subdued on its brightness thing at least that's a portion of it so so four. Xl and one second Ryan went ten blocks beer money happy Friday thank you Brian Bill ant one on a pixel four you should just look for the four xl because of the battery and then force ninety hurts on and then you might have a good phone that you really like but off and what's the other thing alarms and things like that you silence alarms or calls I I don't really use it for that aren't using my phone for as an alarm so the approach they had this list as a reason for needing to switch at brightness but that would all go away if you just left it on all the time which was like one plus doing so that pissed me off back to the humane society that was fun those were good people way to that thanks so much bill the Brian everybody else earlier on really appreciate those two nations art yeah go into go in well I can give you a few pixel four impressions just because I've read you know plenty of what there isn't he I would argue that the poor xl is also not a eight ninety nine phone things are overpriced big time -tations I don't know if Google is just being super cheap or they're just dumb why people have been complaining about the recording capabilities especially when you compare it to other devices on the market and that's really why I say this phone both bones for excel and the regular Ford are just over still camera phone and you know decent hardware I mean the battery life on the four excel at Lisa's it's so average the it feels unacceptable to me so the fact is you can get a phone say the one plus seven pro starts at seven forty nine they added a new judge or you can just tap on the screen and it wakes up so I'm just I'm just doing that so much I wanna like it because of the size I just think if price nonsense phones I don't mean to be rude or nothing because I liked the four excel because I'm just like a Weirdo like that I wouldn't call it a good or anything like that I'll take it off the charger at seven thirty and you know by APN seven thirty eight PM. I'm like Kinda like maybe I should tone down my twitter usage a little bit because I don't want it to die before I get to bed I don't WanNa go have to find a charger ever until I go to bed then Google implemented it there's just better options out there I think for this price range and so for the phone that you're getting at least with the smaller Pixel four I but when you're talking about spending that much money and really you're getting is of a good camera like still photography shooting experience and they've got six gigs ram start at sixty four gigs of internal storage and so we're GonNa talk about this maybe I can just talk about it now but we we now know that Google tested four K. at sixty frames a second video recording and then they decided to leave that omit that from the release because of storage limit they aren't seeing what people actually want with the phone or something there's just so early adopters are getting screwed they're messing up fundamental things the Google it is messing up in fundamental ways you know with just the battery and say the video recording these are two things that people want their phone to do they want is overpriced that's that's my pixel for thoughts you know like if if you have a pixel one or P own at launch or I think you're getting ripped off and like and that hurts to say you know because we're we're google fan boys but like respects but I mean you know what one plus hardware is up there you're getting the ninety hurts except it's not completely a it's not done implemented in the way Sel to you're probably due for an upgrade and normally I go all right it's been three years two years to just get these updates and if you like that software experience it's totally fine too although I wouldn't put much like a monetary value on that so you're you're paying for a good camera Um and somewhere around this around seven fifty either way it's cheaper than the Pixel three and you're getting like twice the phone not just in terms of you know the little guys don't buy yeah I'm with you on that can I go ahead and just give you my impressions zero quick this is my four xl so the Pixel for what do they want for this thing seven nine thousand nine yes this is not an eight hundred dollar phone periods right to die and they won't be able just to take pictures so I don't know what Google is emphasizing their experience with that is so different from consumers where they just for Black Friday and the holidays coming up I mean I think you may have written like officially but like do not buy maybe we just talked about it but you cannot buy a pixel phone there's something wrong here although I will say okay positives I like android ten gestures they kinda they've they've grown on me unless it's been like the Mohel most heavy usage day ever and I mean taking video and photos and my kid's been gaming then I get it but on a normal day which is I think what you're describing that's just unacceptable really dig it Still photography at least from my experience plus the Nice night site very cool have not been able because we live in a light polluted city I can't really yes I'll take that so like my wife who's been on a pixel phone or a nexus phone or whatever for I don't even know how many years is now a phone because I trust it more than get my astro photography on now But I would like to we have to drive to the mountains or something were you oh God yeah well I mean do has a compensation pixel two for since it came out and usually she upgrades almost every year but are two was fine last year she didn't really care about the three I showed her the orange color that was coming for the told you tim the gestures are good. Yeah I'm stubborn as a mule so you just have to give me time and I have to be able to and all God forbid your G. Suite user man I haven't used next gen assistant at all I can't access any other because I'm G. Suite user I just don't it just it's not seven ninety nine I'm really glad that you know people it's already one hundred dollars off sometimes you know some colors through Amazon we know it's probably going to be discounted after reviewing it I just went wife you do not want this is I don't want you at your already having battery issues with the two and these aren't going to be any it's always something with these pixel phone but this year there's something about it where it just seems like they didn't they hardly did anything right and all these new features you know with the new re-live crackly speakers and lens issues with Flair I mean there's always something lieutenant to liaise there's always something afford she was like oh I want that so I- pre-ordered or one Amazon screwed it up so it's not even here however I tried to cancel it because selling wide angle is being like the thing now you can't have iphone users out there saying oh I got wide angle and uh pixel users we got telephone like we smooth like I understand it's only six gigs of Ram and I I won't forgive Google for that I also won't forgive that they didn't include a wide angle lens when everyone is tap to zoom this sucks so I really miss having my wide angle there's like there's some serious downfalls to this phone but it's still better so she's on a no ten like she i I asked her if she wanted to seventeen she was like and then I told her about all the features of the no ten and she was like hamburger menu situation as the pull out drawer but you know just swiping from the right to go back like it feels weird but you just kind of get used you know what my theory is on that because they took the two button away from you which you would still probably be using if it was there you were forced to go three button or gesture I don't know who these telephoto people are people have no idea what they want he can't believe droid life polls us things are super skewed just like I don't I don't trust if you loved the experience like this is the phone to get but the regular four like I I don't know that I would tell anyone even if you're coming from a one or two so here's an example my wife has been using it this new pixel four which is set in a while I mean they always have put up with Google's little things like kind of like Conrad Excellent I still love it last year we went look there's only one camera but it's the best camera it's fine and then this year everyone went will we're going to give you three Oh to which I I keep thinking the majority of people want wide angle but I looked at a poll that we ran and it was like fifty fifty like fifty percents telephoto fifty percents the cameras is good although it has an ultra wide the other options are are what Samsung phones and look I like the ten and note ten they're fine find things myself if I don't you know of course I go to twitter I'm like why did no one tell me that these gestures or any good I kept saying they were crap no one tried to correct me about it it so I'm trying to I'm trying to just remain positive but man I just liked the pixel experience very emmy when when I set up the is this the phone I wanna keep using going forward and when I yeah when I look at the other options I go okay the one plus seventy is legitimate content when you zoom in on smartphones your picture quality just it dig raid so there's like we're xl zoo super res- joining me back there is the phone's a little bag and it's got that like mentally kind of feel that I don't really like and then the cameras obviously not as good as this camera for taking pictures because I don't like I don't do video local police and I don't trust droid life polls Perrin we know what happened this is true it's been a it's been a weird week 'cause usually this is under because it has ninety hurts display on it I think is better than the one on Google display made rated it and said the pixel displays the greatest thing ever later thing apparently than I than I need to to zoom so I like the older white I just like the look and being able to stand in one spot and capture so much more so we use our our telephoto Lens when we're at the conventions or whatever when we need to get you know when they sit us in the back and we need to feel like we're in the front row we go we finally got the Pixel Phone Yeah they've leaked whatever we finally got him to test them there's some little issues but this is the phone I'm going to use this is the first time in a few years where I went we're going to give you a regular as wide and telephoto and just let you have at it and we're gonNA improve all of them that Google goes well Dan we should probably do another one let's do telephone it's just not my kind of phone so basically I'm down to do I stick with this or do I switch to the seventy and I actually don't know what I'm GonNa do there in with it because you know it's it's smooth it's got what I need and real quick just to address something that's going on the chat with a wide angle versus telephoto when you were like I'm not going three button now you're just like well I don't have anything else to us so I guess I kind of like oh I I thought the biggest problem was going to be the AH I got used to them they're totally fine again the hardware I really like it it gives me that Pixel xl in the white and black that penguin vibe I'm still like about this four xl they're sticking with yeah I'm sure you are which is so weird right because I mean I can bash all day and night but I'm stick and I like I've used both and the the one plus seventy this plate is better than these displays and brighter at that but yeah so the seventy like the only thing rain things properly than be one hundred feet away and try to zoom I see I just don't think they looks good yeah another interesting thing Well two things own I just plugged in the the rog phone to just switch over all my apps and all that stuff and everything was there the auto fill just takes care of everything it's been what the hell like this there's a whole bunch of cool stuff with this phone and there's just as many knock who'll thinks I hate having these conversations because I know however people are saying we'll just add both google do what Samsung does do one plus does one plus I don't know what they're doing right they they've got the three cameras I'd say Google made like the ultimate phone with twelve gigs of Ram hundred and twenty gigs of storage starting all all the good stuff that three cameras I'm just going to be my phone until the eleven gets here and we'll test it and see if we like don't be surprised if in a week ago I write a store that says even with all the Google is going to give you everything but they're gonNA charge you a billion dollars and again I love the Pixel xl but it's I don't take a bunch of zoom photography even with like my camera that I think it's behind that laptop I don't use I have telephone I don't use it because I don't like zooming I like to actually still cheaper than the pixel hope and pray that Google does not have three cameras to their phone because they're gonNA be charging a thousand bucks for that thing and it's going to have a two thousand and Tim here so yeah fun week we have just had spent pixel four week for the entire week humor I think that's a made up thing I just don't think it exists now for me I'm just a a wide angle guide much rather capture sort of like get the wine What a what a weird phone some other notes about the exile has a Samsung display the regular small for has an LG display Russian we are it sorry not sorry I mean we're we're going to tell it how it is yeah we are I mean we really it's our opinion it's our opinion if you don't you don't have to the gas is for the all together in the mountains here in Portland takes his what ten minutes themselves not bad I have plans I have plans Fisher said I'm falls still like I'll probably rates dumb like that like just expect that but it it's a bunch of people probably in the chat to like just bought this phone and they love it they just spent eight hundred dollars nine hundred dollars and they're going showed up you guys are really love my new phone I feel bad having this conversation ooh U's doesn't really work like I'm in spotify and I'll swipe and nothing happens okay whatever it's an again weird yeah exactly so project solely the motion sense which I've never even touched I can't use because like I'll I'll be in spotify go to do to determine but you don't have to sit here and listen to him but you know that's on you one in the in the end I'm probably going to be like you I'm probably just gonNA use the fork so million power battery it's GonNa they're gonNA have thirty two gigs of storage and then they say well we had to choose Ryan either one a phone that's two thousand dollars in has everything like if Google ad for it's overpriced it's not bad it's just overpriced sixty four storage for nine hundred ninety six gigs and they took away your original quality back ups or from lg it's just ever so slightly warmer but not so much that I think anyone would really notice the so the panels are both I think pretty good again my issues were I compared the two when that news came out yesterday they actually look very similar I think the brightness on the Samsung panel gets slightly brighter and on at least my regular phone let either way you could force it on in if you open developer settings if you don't know how to get into developer options you go into settings can be some but let's see what else actually before keep going I forgot donation balch phone and scroll all the way to the bottom where it says the bill number tap on that is it ten times or five times five five tap five times it'll say hey congratulations developer donations donations today Jeez you guys are going crazy thank you thank you all very much so all right so yeah there was ninety hurts drama there was wants Brandon Fisher makes a fine points of smart people with advanced degrees or some of the dumbest people in the country I mean some of them an apple came out with this is kind of a copy of they showed like you can't unlock it with your eyes open like it's a major security thing over to unlock and then swipe down and then I'll end yes as for face unlock with eyes closed thank you for bringing that up Andy in the jet I really liked it it works great sometimes I just WanNa glance my phone and see notifications not have to do this whole song and dance to like see what came in maybe I have to Well actually I think they told the verge like yeah we actually have a software update coming out there will adjust the ninety hurts stuff so it'll come on more potentially that's a problem that didn't bring my girlfriend holding the phone up to my pace while I'm sleeping and going through my techs unacceptable so the fact go back windscreen go into system scroll down to develop options maybe this time because you tap five times and then does the countdown on deeper into the settings because am I missing something they changed it okay so I know what you're saying we're like you you turn on your screen and you want to see notifications and all that gone after it but I know exactly I knew exactly what you're going to say there because I just WanNa look at my phone sometimes in see but now I have to you know pick up the phone or stick my head directly I already know that people are going to be in the chest and you you guys talk about this for a living I know that it's there I just can't find it I just past the lock screen you know because you can talk to it so that you have to swipe still pass it it might be that I haven't figured it out but I know what you mean yes it's annoying Pronoun developer options and then I don't know fifteen items down the list there's an option says force ninety hurts and tap on a check the box and then you're not you just have the setting you have to change of their better be they can't completely changed because I know exactly what you mean and it might have to do with face unlock and having it unlocked it's like how do you how does one working at Google Smart Guy Right I hear the interview process is pretty intense how do these people not does this give you this clear version of always on display in Minneapolis swipe down and then yeah so I have fully looked at that either but I believe you eddie hurts all the time just remember that could affect battery life pretty substantially I don't know that I've noticed a huge difference about her life but you will definitely notice that it's always Waga from Jacob all trades by bucks and then Sarah dropped another dollar so thank you Jason Thank you Sir I don't know why Jake misters initially apologized for that but the the there's rig says seven it's just tap it Middle Times who cares it'll it'll countdown to tell you but anyway back up going to systems Google's like now you design locker with anybody's face and they said they will fix it but it's GonNa take them months months months the other thing to point out even as fast as it may be is it doesn't work with any of your secure APPs well I shouldn't say any of them most of them so like your banking Anna Mikhailian McKay Mikhailian sorry if I'm pronouncing that wrong had five dollars donation says tim that's why you need a second phone to hide separate new girlfriend Weber's for android because they all hate android they haven't built in the face unlocked biometric part of it yet so you just have to enter passwords again like we're actually stepping back having just like a really expensive password what's up with Google removing the fingerprint reader speaking of we ever really talked about that as you about phase think about like oh works with the eyes closed does not think about it or what super anointed is very it's so sure that about fifty percents and then oftentimes it's the low yeah yeah my screen sorry we're the batteries never above fifty percent either John are while the face unlock does work really well we just told you that you know there's like an issue where you can do it without your eyes open it's the only thing developer option so the problem is at least from what I've seen is after enabling dads and then when you go whenever I'm under seventy five percent brightness so yet it sucks I mean I have a pretty Progressive Bank that's based right here in Portland Oregon called simple apps if you log into those regularly a lot of them you can add your fingerprint too so you can bypass entering your password every time you check your balance or whatever now you can't do that because none of the APP records because Google at least on Android is a little bit too far ahead and the thing to keep in mind there is like yeah Google had to do that to maybe get people to yeah I got so many phones I got I got my drug dealing other girlfriend phone don't worry about it we're good I got I got there's no fingerprint or face on the one that was on the back of the phone right the Pixel three came out and then everyone else put him in the display and I don't really like the in display ones I still like that rear one but there's just nothing no fingerprint reader doc than I didn't really respond with my own thought so yeah a couple of things there there's no finger reader which actually do miss like the finger on the back of the Pixel phone was great because it was one of the last Heidi hurts it is smoother so if you want your it's at all time that's that's how you force it on you can do that no route you don't need a hack anything you're just it's dark usually this thing it can be pitch black and it'll just light up your face I mean you can't see it but it can still scan your face it's actually pretty cool John Arnold dropped five bucks tonight I watched the Hawk crowd what was that movie called Man you know about the recession come on the big short thank you watched that one movie and yeah that's all I know about banking but other guy watch that actually banks don't go bankrupt is not a banker we bail them out okay well I thought that was only if they're too big to fail I Dunno I watched appreciate the five dollar John Thanks to re to the Cancer Research Institute thank you thank you saying Oh sorry Sarah says that well so the Pixel four is a dual sim dual stand by phone a D. SDS phone What that means is it has an e Sim and then a regular Sim slot like seven eight years or something like that where they're the worst and I I just know that this face unlock stuff will never ever they'll be done and bankrupt just weird screen flicker so that maybe that's Google did that thing just 'cause I never have my battery like exceptionally well at night SOM- it uses like a flood illuminate her and some other like I are blasters and stuff and it will it's always on T. mobile sprint but let's see so we learned a couple other things like the dual exposure controls and the you like start adopting it because we're like look you have to fix this we don't have fingers because and Celena phones for anyone to care of Samsung did it that might change but it's Google it can have those sort of in standby ish or active kind of Boll time at all times so what that means is you could have a sim in where you have like calls text messaging saying like it's this new data feature that's going to happen so that's kind of cool but also if you just didn't know a dual sim tool standby was like I have it running on one of my phone's is to test hi so to basically hold a data connection on both if it needs to switch between the two it'll do and you won't even notice they're calling it actually I mean if they have like a fancy name for theirs probably should Oh so good I think won awards and stuff I I would hope so it's a very good movie let's see some other notes so google fi is in there it will hold on somebody keeps calling me it will It can well Google is about to introduce a feature that will use both of those at the same time shows you before you take the picture like what your pictures probably going to look like which is really really cool I'm assuming everyone else copy this from Google but I hope that it comes to every phone blown out hd our version of it looks absolutely terrible or does that go away we auto optimize this your face in the dark it's actually the first time I did it so I've used face unlock on other phones like one pluses phones have had an obviously Samsung's when you're laying in bed they don't work because it's her yeah I used to like when you do that and then you know like a day later something google plus would or Google voters or would show you the super right so that Kinda sucks actually was using the dual exposure controls during my photo testing they're actually pretty cool the live Dr is actually so google fi because Google works as an e sin if you also order a physical Google Fi Sim and put that in there and so you have to Google vice in routed through it and then the other Sim could be data only like maybe one of them is your phone number on verizon but you want data from T. mobile because it's better something like you can actually do that on this phone the hell out of everything we love that stuff and plus is hard he was barely not again optimize photo is ready I can't tell you how many times or I do banks go bankrupt assumed they do but probably yeah they just yeah they won't exist by the tail amount Johnny Isis fees unlock work at night it works live HDR plus our pixel four exclusives right like those are not coming to the older pixel threes is that we found out this week yeah we wrote the story says that yeah all right what else are we I pointed this out earlier but Amazon like really screwed up a bunch of people's pre orders so I ordered it's pretty remarkable cause us to frame a photo and you take in you're like alright Google what do you got for me right you like wait to see what's going to show you and with these phones I have a Fi Isam active and T. mobile also active so I can use T. mobile for the phone calls that I have fi- doing data because it'll switch networks or something as somebody went this is not a good idea and then some other people yeah and we don't really like vic was apparently not really great to work for they they they always talk about being the super tech savvy people in all that it's now how to take them to get Samsung pay Google Perry one day was supposed to be released I got an email it said this thing's back ordered till like November thirtieth or potentially January second and we weren't I wasn't alone to happen to a whole bunch of people that turned out to be it was a terrible social network there's not a day that goes by I don't regret or do regret Nah laughed Google plus died too well you probably wouldn't be a nice guy too if you knew you were the person responsible for Google plus I mean just knowing what either I regret lamour it sucked it was terrible I know there's some people that probably still love Google plus we were never then also sorry about that everyone hopefully you're google store orders showed up on time and all the carriers have stuff like that still get them kind of sucks look at it and gone yeah no the little X. Ray when your ex google thank you for trying though and upgrade in Google plus comments or something like that and and the tried to put a google plus sign into every APP instead of just google sign it was google plus sign in and then eventually doc sloppy we're hoping for phones and didn't and you were forced to buy one hundred dollars Amazon gift card with it so concerts basically told Google I don't know why gave him so much power but he he goes we need to integrate google plus facebook integrated into everything remember when youtube comments be Google plus links or whatever weird look easy almost ten years ago yeah it's not pluses the force of so full reviews up at the site for the regular four feel free to read that Tim and I'll put something together for the four xl probably early next week Yup all right any other vic vic notre notre was the the man behind Google plus he was the when you're like Whoa HDR scape two thousand twelve like what are we doing over there bake is gone now I believe but y you one and a orange one from them and the orange wall so the white one guy here like two days early I think I got the white one from them on a Tuesday or something and get the xl deal with the size yeah no absolutely I e I'm at least happy that the experiences are about the same right you know mine is bad blackcomb I'm almost positive with him personally just like up in a toggle and everything hundred then email each he's over from the Pixel camera software experience motion since all that's exactly the same on the four excels we're really going to be talking about battery seems to be over exaggerated or pronounced with Google's phones like people seem to complain more and maybe that is just because they're built shittier I don't it's mostly going to be on battery life to SAR impressions of the bigger phone will maybe la Tim sound off a little bit since he didn't get to in the regular four but most of the stuff just like next year we'll be perfect the problem is is Google's release strategy it's never gonna be good enough because if we're releasing phones in the end of the she's talking about droid life now joy life yeah I like a month and a half crazy crazy okay so yellow do you have a green screen I have broken picks like it's just like this never ending list of people saying there's like things wrong with their phones and I and in the middle of our that's what it sounded like he was gone was the like Google plus was dead like when he the amount of ram the other flagship phones on the market have a pretty soon you're gonNA have that one plus pro seven five G. T. on t for anything but yes so review next week look forward to that okay changing subjects completely in for a while I remember like sometimes you go back to some of our older post like I think our first post ever you know still has comments on it but it's for people signing up for Google plus like Sherry can we just get it right can we not do this every look if you go into the Google Pixel fan boy sub reddit it's like all these people go and why's my screen I often go this has to happen everytime Samsung releases right there's got to be like a whole like RMA list of people that are trying to or maybe not every every year yes the four major sprint Att Verizon T. mobile so google we could possibly back up here so google since what two thousand fifteen I think ear and Google doesn't WANNA use qualcomm qualcomm is going to have a new processor here in the next month so so this is going to be outdated it's going to have half Google still might be involved here so yesterday the carriers our favorite companies on the planet they announced that they're going to bring our CS to the US really sure swearword. I'm sorry but I don't really know else to describe Patio Sarah in the Chad says we do this every year it's do I mean compared to other phones on the market I'm telling you this thing is overpriced not to keep beating a dead horse or whatever that's aim is I'm too young they happy that we just have like the same yeah me too thankfully it's been offer a few years but coolest needs to fix this next year if end maybe display but mostly like is the battery life good should use by either of the Pixel fours I mean I think we've already kind of decided like if you're going to get one torri instead of Google two year but they would be completely different devices can the avs irs five eggs in the six P like what is this so got all everyone on board they created their own platform to push it out and they're like look guys it's really easy we can do this and the rest of the world was like to come together and create a messaging service that no longer socks advanced a lot of people called it advanced measuring early on so google is like yeah let's do this thing we were never those people so ran circles admits and like it was an invite only it doesn't sound terrible and that people kinda didn't really want to get behind it all of a sudden and then Google was like no you should and then a couple of phones us and they went we can't we would love to work with the US carriers though and we all went no no that's we don't need to do you need to do the opposite of that and then yesterday all the carriers go were going to do it now we're going to bring our C. S. Rich Community Asian services advanced messaging we're going to do and it's going to work across all four of us Alex with the two bucks thank you Alex for two bucks through messaging and talk to their favorite brands about frito lay doritos and tacos whatever Taco bell come hang out in everyone's chat just filled with we want a creative especially for consumers and let them talk to brands and like book Neuberger my already has a general manager and he said Yes we're making a new APP so the four carriers we all trust or creating the carriers version of ours es yes I did forget these slash s therefore sarcasm so the announcement was anything about creating an initiative or a group or something like Wang Cours so terrible and so they said like it's GonNa be great and they're going to create a service and they said we're going to create a new service which sounds Amelia new APP will the verge talked to the general manager because the has been trying to bring to the basically said look carriers text messaging is old and it sucks and apple as I'm as which is destroying everyone so we need to like with other people will or definitely down like so like maybe android messages could work with their version of ours E. S. and like Samsung's APP could maybe work with APP like the thing was let's do cool advanced messaging for everyone that can talk to everyone but really were here to make money make forecasters are going to release their own advanced messaging APP that works between the four of them an old boys are going to be filled with all the money grabbing services or I'm said no no no we're GonNa do this and they didn't mention Google a single time in their press release and it's called the cross carrier Messaging Initiative because you know these guys can't do it the carriers are doing it's disgusting that Google is essentially allowing it they just need to we need to new APP smashing a work between all of them and they haven't talked to Google about any of this and they said like yeah but we're open you know to work go away Google well talking well don't we think Google now just needs to go you wanNA play we if you're not if you WANNA create your own thing mobile McLaren edition all right why anchors injured areas right yeah you can get a better name than that I think but either way everyone like push notifications and everyone's phone says you should download our google messages APP because you get advanced messaging and it's free like Google we should I mean that's like the whole thing and yeah that's what it is so they said by twenty twenty and we don't know so next year we know early late we don't know when but the they're going to charge you five bucks a month or ten bucks a month to have the special advanced meshing that works everywhere which is probably mostly what's going to happen it's going to be it's going to be awful in a couple said they might and then no one it's Google's look we're going to Europe were forcing our on all of you and then everyone's like cool now do the this is a battle we should google hire me jibe time you this yeah they wall but the sure so I mean apple has had I message you know very good messaging platform since the dawn of time and here we are twenty nineteen we are bickering amongst ourselves trying to figure out what brands we can talk to in in our future messaging platform that probably won't is launched remember that and it didn't have a wallet and and we all thought that was kinda weird than out of nowhere the carriers go we're working on our own what is GonNa push ours on our little jibe or a little jive platform just like we did in Europe we were being the highest guy it's jibe time like these time yeah dance messaging or be flooded with advertisements you will certainly most definitely be opting into like the grease easiest. I forgot about Isis yeah anyway if your digital life dropped under two bucks you're if you're not outraged at the state of Arsia than you're not paying attention because it's it's disgusting destroyed the didn't actually google by Google actually bought the rest of Isis soft card Fischer says that sounds right was new and they were like we wanna make mobile payments of thing we're GonNa put this on all our phones all of a sudden variety was like no we don't rock going to let you select the galaxy next carrier tracking software ever when you use their APP like we know everywhere you are we're gonNA use it for targeted advertising it's going to be like you think some of the bad yeah I've got I've got that Green bubble depression that Samsung was talking about men because a lot of my friends right and so anyway the carrier's doing isis version Josh jibed push it to everyone and go see and it'd run a Bagel campaign yeah right like we didn't really think about it and then you know the isis the Islamic state like this massive terrorist organisation and like the four point zero with our CS and it's a new and improved isis experience great so be prepared to pay for mostly just brightness with them have you been using face unlock do you like facebook I really do however man I hate it as payments is in the works over NFC and it's called Isis and at the time at the it was kind of fide never come or if it comes it's going to suck it's going to be named after something that's GonNa get taken a terrorist organization do I when they get a cross carrier messaging good Lord it's getting to be bad so yeah twenty twenty it's seriously it needs to be oh speaking of apple the one thing we didn't mention his apple like has nothing to do with us at all so if you were hoping that this carrier thing would work on iphones at this time I don't isn't that what the kids say to each other it's so messed up some kids kids kids asking these things are more expensive than some of the iphone so weird so weird. I don't think any was believed that that will happen there's always a chance that the APP could work on an iphone but McConnell out apple's going to give up their lockdown on a messaging they got the iphones a lot of my girlfriends friends you know they all got iphones and whenever I whip out the oil android phone the like what is that four percent phone I think we had a blast with Isis Wallet and yeah and it was terrible and it didn't really work and it didn't last for very long Google wall it's still just kind of like carriers are like we're going to change our name I can't what did they end up calling I can't even remember I can't remember easily pull it up because we thank you so much thank you kirk the Gerke thing Kirk all right so are says that it's totally screwed jab time Kirk Kirk Fontaine with the five dollars donation says longtime viewer in new fan loved the show jabbed I really want Google to just go now we're done Google Leo Twenty Twenty it's GonNa just you know on the screen just aids going appreciate that but she two bucks kill with what Tim's referencing there is back in the day when Google Google Wallet and NFC with the Kids Oh look at that Sarah says speaking of Green New Shield let's talk about that new shield that was actually next on the list Sarah Doc about shield so last week this week last week last week I think it was out of nowhere a couple of new shield TV then there's like all these tiles for all your apps it's actually really cool I will probably use that often over the crappy little mini remote I always does this like let people buy them early put them on the shelves early and so the Little Dong Tube thing that hundred and fifty bucks we saw and then the big guy one nine Android TV play update was a total scam. It's not out yet yeah I mean it's probably not out yet however we know that it is coming because Google detailed it went in May or whatever Love Shield TV sell for sure yeah and if if you won't shield TV I assume you're excited for new hardware because we only give every couple of years so ailing we talked about last week but the remote really has excited actually though they released and update to the shield TV APP remote remote APP and it's actually kind of cool have you used it at all yet you wrote it up yesterday Yeah Yeah I've used it what a slick little APP it works there's for sure it's it's what we reported you know last week I just want the new remote I mean I kinda want the the some of the other parts of them to like the upscale it works I've no idea how he would have done that but maybe maybe I did it works really good Sarah says oh that nine which we had already kind of confirmed from those early listings online but these things like people bought them I think right like a few people bought them took picks has it all has always been a chrome browser shield TV because then that APP there's like shortcut you can load chrome low like any any website did you think so so I opened the APP yesterday was just playing around with it and it's like got volume controls in it now I don't think it had them before you can turn off and on it's got assistant bill Sumi Shield. TV's coming on the twenty eighth which is what Monday someone s Monday Monday so how exciting and best buy you know because God forbid all right so another news one UI two point zero Beta is coming to the galaxy. I've never I don't think I've ever used the shield. CBS A web browser. I duNno I don't mention that because I I don't think I've ever even thought about it yeah because I preordered one on that's right before they pulled so a couple new TV devices popped up so we're going okay they should be coming soon and then we got a tease that everyone is apparently I'm just hack in the TV she'll DB anyway so next week yeah yeah I mean if you have a plex server you're definitely shield TV

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Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

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Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

"This episode of Cape Some Lunatics brought to you by tweaked audience awesome headphones tweaked audio dot com and use the coupon code. Southgate get thirty percent off reshipping in a lifetime warranty where he can get there through the link on our website Southgate Media Group DOT com. You're listening to lunatics podcast. According has started few Hey everybody welcome wanted super next. The only show posted to with over Charlie the Professor Esser and of course my friend from the Virga fit still film and parents. My little You look so good to have you So there's a film out no scene and we can now L. discussed. That of course is the catch yet. I still want to though. But they have They said I mean none of these bad but like they had like some kind of mistake in it like they didn't CGI someone's hands rights. They had to like send it back or or something. Yeah anything the G I. It's not ever tar levels. UCI is what I'm hearing. It's more like you know Shark NATO level. CPI's that's the word on the street they decided to what's really weird things where it's like already addressing them like cats you're really mean the CGI. I feel like they originally pitched. There's no who's GonNa cast from the from the play and then someone's like no man we gotta do like CGI stuff as many like CGI at the end. So I don't know I mean I guess they're afraid to turn off some adults but I'm just like why don't they just animated automated or something. Obviously Disney's cats. That would be fantastic. Disney could show them how to do to anatomy. I'm still have all the famous people Dan. I'm not the anthem. It singing and stuff and you know I can foam dance you know. Sometimes I mean in the end the nation but it actually be the famous people's the voice is yeah. Yeah well you know I actually I had heard that Disney was supposed to be the original older army. And and then she got she couldn't fulfill the obligation for the original west end show recast it and so this was her actually recruiting including the role of the overdose All sorts of Laura out there but the more we talk about today is of course star wars rise of the walkers part and a rise of the rise of the skywalker the rise of skywalker. I think the rise of Skywalker And no it is not a sequel. It is not a sequel to a doctor Detroit. So those who were Heston's character we've is. He went by the name Spare Walker. Just don't know Packard. All Remember Dr Detroit with an accurate and yet it's been such a long time since I've seen up anyway. Well the actual that was supposed to be the wrath of mom which they never made although as with anything Connecticut he's ever been you know we've got a script for it. We're just we're shopping around the WHO. Oh but this is the rising skywalker and Yeah it's a film it happen we're GonNa read it front. It's not it's no cats. I mean it's it's it's a decent enough movie but it just like I think I told you offline it. It just feels almost like rush like they almost. I didn't realize this was supposed to be the last one just like oh we gotta get we gotta get something done. No what's the big threat Oh what can we call back to all the emperor the emperor bring back some lake. Nick did it seem like this. That wasn't part of the plan originally because it's like couldn't you like slowly like introduce hints to the emperor come back and episode seven or eight so whether the time you caught here you're like Oh yeah emperor okay I get it you know. It just seemed like oh no what if anything was I mean. That's the thing with star star sources to start Episode four what was actually paying. What wasn't planned is really up for debate? I'm just saying there was there wasn't you could tell there was no MC you level planning on this now no no no but there never has been and that it is only. That's almost the beauty of their awards. I mean that I mean yeah. I mean what we've known since the eighties was that Luke skywalker. Walker's father was a guy named Dr Theater and we knew him to be Anikin Skywalker and that is literally it then and everything else. They've kind of come up without apply from the prequels the current us he was going to say I mean love him or hate him I guess since they were prequels it was easier but at this I mean love or hate this prequels was I think you know episode one. They knew where they're going to be by an episode three so yes well exactly. It's it's easier when you have a plant. Yeah no obviously. There's was the emperor added. I don't think so I really don't think so. I think that they probably I don't know if the parentage heritage of Ray with something they were solid on but then again like I said. The parentage of Luke skywalker wasn't sound when they started the trilogy. Now now you know when when they originally did it was Lucas. Did Not say Oh and Dr Peter will be father and everyone knows this because if you read Was it a splinter in today's I. They're not that isn't part of it. That isn't part of the Lore that what we got in the original was what it was. And then you know basically everything else in the Star Wars Universe Lucas hammering what he has into the whole that he's excreted there I mean very much is the contractual obligation album. And you know I said that. From the start that Disney was like I guess we gotta make the third one because they're making money off demand Lori and they know that the universe is huge bank. You know just just like just like this weekend How would you? How would verse that they just Just purchased with the CONAN properties. And all these other stuff. Disney knows they're gonNA make their money back so they're gonNA make their money back and brexit. It's not like it's losing money. It's like oh it isn't nearly as successful as other star wars films. They've done you know. Oh okay I mean it's the last one it it didn't end it didn't end like Didn't in the way that and see you ended or the avengers Donald G ended but then again marvel was doing it from the start. You know what I mean. They knew also known where they were going but they knew they didn't have to fit anything in and that's always. The problem is like when you do things I think you might be right there with the emperor that they felt maybe we should bring back the emperor because it just seemed rushed. Because it's like Oh hey I mean there was no mentioned. The emperor told the beginning of this movie. Oh Hey he's alive. Oh Hey we got to stop this. Oh Hey he's dead now spoilers but it's just you know. I think they brought back small similar way. You know when they did them all in the in the TV series you know and the idea that yeah he you know get chopped in half often and again another character. I think within that another character where everything about him instead he gets cut and you know he dies he falls the whole and and you'll roll. Nobody no death although you could say this the whole all these movies are like the pulp eighteen saga basically. Because he's been more of these news and anyone who's in the first six and then he was in an episode nine so I mean that's he was in seven of them and you know what the real story of this You you aren't your gene. Yes see that's the thing you're not your gene and that is you know from from the fact that help eighteen headed heretofore heretofore unheard of Sun and that heretofore unheard of Sun rejected coffee. I wanted nothing to do with them for you know. Maybe this is why he started looking looking for his apprentice. You know and the idea that that He had this son. We'd never heard of but that you know rejected him. And now how Rachel rejects it. And I'll say this coming to that. Nc I know not the cartoon at the end but the actual emceeing of Ray at local inns moisture farm. Yes that was beautiful too That she returns to the place sordo started. That is beautiful and again I didn't need. I didn't need Lucan Leah. That was not allowed. I mean it was fine to have there you go. Yeah I mean I mean the I know but they always do that with the force goes and stuff but I I was like Oh wait is someone. I'm going to pick up those lightsabres eventually. Then it hit me. I was like wait a minute. This is like a burial because you know 'cause they all disappear when they die. There's no remain so they`res Lightsaber Paisley. I think she has the Perry of them and interestingly enough she has her own lightsaber now which is also interesting. A yellow light. Yeah I think. I thought that they thought someone said what does she built that out of her staff. She carried in his other movies. I mean possible. I don't know What I do know about it is what about with the late? This is the I go over with with this was that if you've got the POI- the Luke skywalker toyed you original one with the white karate suit. He had the lightsaber has he had yellow. We want head blue and later head head a red man but never really saw that his gentle in the first first movie that they gave her lightsaber at the end. I thought was really cool. They was also. Is that all of the toys for like always it was never like that late blue. uh-huh yeah yeah. She's she's definitely the new luke she knows around like little white crotty outfits and she's the skywalker racist Christoper. which although I guess is like when Omi one becomes Ben Kenobi? You know it sort of taking on this new name to be because he had Ben Kenobi. Art Yeah Ben Kenobi I was. I don't know I guess no one else did it but I was have they ever explained it anywhere at first I was like. Is that an alias. Hers was his name. Ben Kenobi at birth but like the jet. I make you take a different name but I guess not. No no I mean honestly who knows. I think maybe Ben could have been nicknamed and again. It's one of these days. Who knows what it was known to their mind original in? Maybe we'll find out in that it'd be one KANOBI series. Yes and I'm sure we will. That's they're going for the OBI WAN KANOBI series series. You know they're going for a new story they're going to explore things are gonNA explore the rest of this universe because now that we're done and with the sky walkers and the pulpit teens and maybe that's the real is like no let's get. Let's clear the board. There's no more Solos. There's no more sky walkers. There's no more powerful teens. Mostly going to get now is or or to back some vets in their suit to backers out there. But that's really it and and that is a good place for them to leave it in. They ever want to do something with Ray and the jet I can go do tattooing and meet Ray. It'll would be a really dramatic scene. But prior to that. They have no reason to and they have no desire to. I don't know I don't think there's a reason for them to try. Ryan filled that story. Retell that story because they've only told a lot of stories and I think cold the story because they wanted to and I think if the man delorean's taught them anything it's like you don't in half to every story doesn't have to have skywalker or so low or and there are no there are no other like literally you can say. That ray is Alpine but she also doesn't have a boyfriend so that lying dies exactly you know and I think that might be intentionally. She's like she is doing doing her own thing. And for one of the things I really love. Is that idea of her. Kylo being the dual the duality. Yes the two halves of the floors. But what have I in. Whatever you but we're more powerful other Yati Yada the balance of forest radically or not? I mean you think about I mean yeah because think about it ray. Ray Genetically was a pulp eighteen but she was basically the good one and and Kylo Ren was a so low of you know but he was the bad guy so and you know I like the little little scene with Harrison Ford coming back. Oh they will the money trump's nose once and they've done that because those actually it was interesting to the sea so I was watching fan girl Again the girl And she was talking about why it's so low and she goes through this very nice explanation about how the idea that layer when she reaches out to kind of mix yourself appear as because that's that's an image that that kylo would be able to relate to because his mother had loomed so large in her life part of that moment and it's a fair cop but at the same time it's also awesome. That was the accident they could shoot and put it up when the real reason why that I think it might have originally been written that yet. It's her and had salmon ETA little mother son moment but if he didn't already shoot that you can't really do much with they had limited Carrie Fisher too. Because I think I read most goes to the heart lake her scenes like her walk around talking and stuff. It's like they got her Carrie Fisher's daughter and they did the whole. CG thing on her. Well yeah I know in the end. That's what they did. Yeah Training Monta or the training. Yeah that's literally what they also looked a little weird now you're likes faces stuck on an CGI that face. What was not that good? They saw her real daughter so they try someone said you. What did you just use her as her face? 'cause he does look a lot like her mom did but I think she looks like her mom did did in new hope not the way she looked in return of the jet so by returning legit I you know. There's there's some hard road between the a new hope and turned into Carrie Fisher's light you can read her book Ask and you know she didn't. She is very open about that. Hard road trove drove So yes so. She doesn't look like and that and look for once he doesn't look like the face they used their doesn't really look so much like return Djeddai Carrie Fisher rider. It looks it. Looks like it looks like someone put a classic it Mascot Billy Lord. Well that's okay I it is what it is You know there's a lot I loved about stuff and I think the all the criticisms Aside from the one criticism of pulp eighteen seem seemed rushed. I okay but don't tell me. Puppet teen seemed rushed rush. And everyone's like Oh properties back when the first trailer comes out you know it'd be more like saying well. How do they bring back? This has been a major henry concern. Turn the whole time once they had the last. Okay Yeah what we were concerned in. Maybe they didn't deliver the way they should have as it worked out. It was like you know we known on property was going to be in this. Yeah you know and maybe you can argue well. We wanted a better story for public. And that's fair that's fair but then again what story is ever going to be this for you wanted on. I'm not a big fan of. Oh I was manipulating things the whole time you know. I don't need public housing diets you know. I don't of course I think so. You present REDFORD would be president at this time. You know so I put. I created snow. Snow bears the digital design. And this new that you do a thing and kiss. There's something did they. I have no idea to Kylo Ren and right yet the end of the movie okay. What are they gonna like right before he died? Yeah I don't like the kissing artsy announce. I'm like I'm like I'm like little Fred savage with with With with Colombo. Oh I don't WanNa boy with the kissing art like Luca he's six we were sitting there. He goes to take his status and yet he goes. Do not let's just way to spread germs apple juice as a natural a term. That like I said I enjoyed this. I enjoyed this move for the most part but yeah the public thing might have been a little rushed and then like Kylo Ren DC. I mean I know the whole her putting haunt solo in his head kind of turn them around but under the turnaround seem kind of sudden too. Because like I mean he's been evil in last two movies. He killed his own father. He's doing all this evil stuff. Then all of a sudden he turns good and he's wearing sweaters from the gap. You know. Well well you know. I actually felt his art. I actually had a relatively believable. Yes I wrote like I you know. I think he's always always living in the shadows and I think if the idea that he had been being manipulated by poverty and the whole time kind of feeds into that. You know this idea. That he's assist the super force powerful being who's being Manipulated by everybody. Everybody's in his head. Nobody's he's he's never been allowed to just be him and now everybody's got wait from. It's like Oh the rebellion and the Jeddah this that and the others. Hey you know what else they should have did since they had all these force goes. And you know the memory upon Solo and stuff is sure to have Anikin come in and be like you know Kylo Ren I was just telling me like Ben. Don't let the dark side. You know manipulate you. Yeah but which Hanoch will they supposedly. I didn't see it but I heard I heard somewhere where I think on a podcast. They're saying they at least had Hayden Christianson who played Anikin in the prequels in the credits has the one they did that voice over all the past. I've actually had he was. That was actually him doing it. So why does come back. He doesn't seem to know. And of course you have been the first clue and it wasn't really it wasn't really baiter in his head because because and that is where you should have known. Oh the emperor is out there and manipulating things. Because it wouldn't be baiter talking talking to pilot it would be now someone using that voice. ooh That'd be interesting. Yeah or the politics y related no no no grandkids. That's not me you know I'm right here. We'll be wanting Yoda Chilin. Oh have you seen the the auto with like human skin. I did see picture online. That was weird looking. I invited them reared welcome. I think it looked like number. You Look like yogurt. It just looked a little wrinkly little more ringing hundred nine hundred. Yes yeah what do you want A. It was a picture of a nine year old person. That's like Oh gosh. I can't UNSEE. They switched him from reading the the paint that overwhelming. How did you hear that? I guess. That's the new. Rumor is like the next move the next series of movies. I guess they're going to go back back in time again. I guess there's talking about going before prequels and like ruin follow around they Well somewhat young young. Yoda like in the old republic days. That's Brimmer Donald Trump. How true it is why we have A? We don't need another young. Yoda we don't need. We don't need to see adolescent iota at well I yeah yeah you know. I think you know a spry two or three hundred year old. Yoda yeah again. It's like I don't know I I it's I'm I'm not chomping at the bit for that I want. I Want My Mini Med Laurean. I want a little little baby. Iota being trained in the ways worrying you know You know what I heard. Recently no men were in that. Is this guy it's ex. Let's actually they develop that agenda. Which means you don't take Oklahoma because maybe that lacks the silkair head cut off? Well no they don't see it blocks no like magnetism like magneto like NATO's helmet exactly. That's what I'm thinking like. Oh that would make so much sense. Yeah no I mean. We really don't know the true Canon Gory of the of the had them by the bike space wizards. So I don't know I'm very high. It was not automatic ending. It's you know like Star Trek Generations. You know okay well. That was the end of that. Saga that was one. Where Picard uh-huh and cards? Earning irk me and said okay. Now that's stories done. We build the contractual obligation. Let's make some Mexican recent recent film. Kirk Kirk Kirk fell down the mountain and got crushed by by By the guy from Clark Gable if the metal stairs the middle stairs Yeah I mean it's it is what it is but I liked it. I liked. I will definitely rounds. Watch watch much of anything I mean I see what's to watch. I can't watch it again. I mean are there was good parts. I'm like at the end. You know he thought chewy finally got his metal at even realize you know what I heard you know. That wasn't just a brand new Medellin. We know where that came from where it was Hans Metal and Laya was holding it when she died so chew. We got a metal. It's candidate candid conflict. He just didn't where he wasn't he was a brother didn't go with his his his aesthetic. Why like that then? He got his own but he also has johns now so he's the last of a man he's the last crew all well. Yeah but we billy dee back this yet really these back and and now I know who gets custody the Middle Name Fokin as a whole question you know. So that's like this is my ship or no okay. So yeah he'll rip your arms off So I think maybe later. Maybe we'll see ability in to run around the million book. I think I think really these. I think radio callers seems like he's retired so I don't know what else to say he's GonNa Retire. You're going to see a Disney plus series with him helping that New Lady. I forget her name. I find out where she came from member that would be great. Oh get Landau and an in Chilean that girl new girl we introduce new characters. This it's never too late to introduce a new character. Take her you got. You Got Juliet. Landau make it up Keri Russell. She was the one with. Oh Yes yes yes. Oh that was KARI rustled. Yeah that's surprise at the. She didn't take the mask off at all. I'm like man. You've got Carrie Russell. And you're not taking that Massimo. Amy Sees She's got a little that mandatory manner. You know maybe the only thing off. 'cause that's your brain man Dan because they'll get your brain. You pick up the helmet now because because like I was hearing people talk about how you know they didn't give rose tico much. Do this movie in there. Just like all the other bringing Keri Russell else like what could it be. Because you know. We're we're the fan. Boys did they. Did they win the white woman but then I was like wait a minute. She could be alien under that mask. You know she blue for all we know I mean to be fair. He goes into known as you didn't have to do now. If you have a lot to do in the last film well all having to that casino that point that you know that pointless store was down or maybe that maybe the thing about you know. What's his old? They took away that anyone can have the force. No anyone can still have the force but they just gave her a little more back for it because for whatever it's worth you know. Her father might have been pump teens son but we don't know who her mother was you know and it's like yeah it's you know I can see it being for what it's worth. Her father clearly was not a porsche either. Rejected that whole thing. I mean I mean can anyone won't be a jet I are we still using chlorine or whenever well many Koreans don't make you a jet. They just it just shows you have to have like the rate at Lourdes Lorraine amount and like and like they all age of how to use it. Well you need to learn how to use it. I guess but I guess well first off. They never they. Don't really talk about chlorine much anymore though Minna Koreans seem to be like a like a simple test that they do and like we have a a lot of medical unions. That means that there's a lot of force longview. 'cause the way they describe it seems like medical Are Basically like era sites. That just went around in the force which which makes you think they might be from whatever the products are from from. Because I can imagine if it's a race where sure that that force sensitivity becomes central the evolution of species and then basically. Maybe that's the whole thing. Is that once tried. ACURAS got off world world. They started bringing all basically the minute of Corey. It's everything and suddenly everybody could use the. I don't know so Although I guess the argument is also that the forces always they're supposed to things but you have to so arguably the medications maybe show how sensitive you are aware of the forty. You're you're you know Maybe who knows you know it's It's it's you know that's another one of these things. What's what's his name Wasn't that wasn't working in the. I don't know the first time I remember. Hearing in this prequels yeah no but anew actually a lot of I mean a lot of 'em over star wars comics and I guess a lot of stuff that people thought were like I on people's were actually done by Alan on more sick where I mentioned in in in Alan Moore comic and I think maybe he even mentioned with the court. I don't know I could be wrong on that. Maybe just cleaning with that rush. I can't remember where but I swear I thought they at least once or twice. DARTH vader didn't mention six lords in that original original trilogy. At all. Maybe like maybe one of those kind of weird things where it's like you know. Maybe it wasn't early the draft and then it's never made the cutting report then when they did all the re releases redone the reviews. They've found that they did whichever you know. Whichever never hasn't whole scene with Han Solo and was originally just the Irish guy and then they replaced him with? CGI put actually Deborah. Yeah but Hutton hair and you know it just doesn't mater story all over again. We're talking about like darker has like quarter who people who played them actually five. Hi You had the little kid. You Have Hayden Christensen's the guy that Darth vader suit James Earl Jones Lilia Guy I just when they take the mask off and I think I'm not accent service. I think the force coast a and it can is actually a different guy from any of them really. I think I'm not one hundred percent sure that but I think that that was like a thing. was that that that that when they took the mask it wasn't the guy who's always under and then when they show the forces at the end of return of the jet I it's a completely different actor against who knows and then they just made it. You know a thing for which again is a thing like how was looking even know who that is. They should just put little neither back when he was still good in pure but for you know the the fear Yoda was right man. Don't chain this kid. That's not a good idea. Let him have a nice happy life outside of the which maybe is a whole thing. Maybe that's what you're it was saying. You know maybe even a new. This is not a good place to be. He was supposed to bring bounds of the force. According to do bringing all be one what does he. We know well again what what is balance I mean where was the scale Tatoo. Too Far in the Jed eye orders way so darth vader had swinging. Get back the other way. Who knows who knows? I mean it's all it's all it's all just right now. Maybe you know what you know. What bounce the horse means but they'll become a moisture firm that's the bounce of the horse is like you know what I'm just going to be a moisture? Farmer has like then Ose should've just been a farmer and she likes settled just refers to the old family skywalker family farm farmer little moisture get some power converters. You know. It'd be a protocol toward you. You feel up to it and yeah and that's all you need just need the front some moisture Phil. That's all. You need to be happy to farm more expert. At least that's my thing. I could be wrong right anyway. So yeah that's Odense Ray firms moisture you know what there's a lot of money in worcester and every third minute is a little desert I was gonna say was it just me or does it did tattooing see more empty than even when Luke Wizar- yeah next head neighbors. This woman is wasn't why I'm Jay I'm race Walker. OCHRE my name on the lease. Don't check that I was GonNa say the House and everything will find. I'm surprised someone Linda. Well actually what's weird. Is that the last time we start with all kinds of last Marcello. That's just going to say in. Yeah in a new hope. What didn't like when the aunt and uncle were killed? Didn't they like burn it or something within the last row. That's that's actually that's actually the same place just exist in Tunisia. It's just Building that's there and he will like go there. It's like a whole terrific attraction I mean unless lucre somebody like you know refurbished it or something. I mean there's a a lot of time between you know dot returned to the jet high in episode seventies anger. That it'd be better just to said. WanNa make sure mahomes okay where he's from Man's where his is where's mom guys whereas is rather live To me that is what if they don't cast asked an uncle Owen real interesting relationship between Owen and OBI Wan I'm GonNa be mad. I mean unless they bring those same actors back because remember the episode. Three when OBI WAN brings baby luke to them. I mean we got a we had a a somewhat young aunt and uncle use them. Oh yeah well we can bring them. And it's hey it's always you and McGregor so yeah Brian Everybody's free. I'm totally good with that. And I wanted to see what their story is. You know I wanted to see. You know where it's like you know. Don't run off joined the rebellion. Don't run off and going the empire frigging farm moisture. luth uncle Owen was telling you man they got a firm the moisture. Oh here's the question I wanted. I've been wanting to ask you do you think I mean we'll find out in the OB one series. But it's like did he. You tell them the whole story about this baby like you know. This is Dr Failures Baby. You've got to keep him in hiding. Rosie dislike yeah. Don't tell you know here. Take care of this baby. Don't let I'm like you know newest father was he knew. His father was any skywalker he knew Owen wasn't was his brother and he knew his brother bought. And something you know but it was a public knowledge. That anikin Skywalker Darth vader. No so that's me I didn't know. Yeah Yeah I think. There's an argument that he wanted so I think the argument is that no one knew. Anything was DARTH vader. Yeah but at the end of new hope that he didn't he didn't he know anikin failure though no no he just knew any dot. Okay okay because I Let's bag because he actually gives in your fire and so there is an argument to be made that so in return of the Jedi over one says well I didn't lie in his own way and it can killed her father I or your meter killed your father I did. He say that killed his father in newhall interesting question. I don't actually remember with them ever mentioning it in new hope though. I mean I again at that that that battle at the end the new hope with I o B one Dr Fair he says something like. Oh It'd be more my old teacher or something I I'm so or something. Well yeah he says that. That doesn't I'm just thinking through through four. By that point they're sensing each I was GonNa say the force I couldn't Heathfield once they're meeting face to face. Oh advocate ruckle ear somebody comer okay. No IT'S GONNA be a couple of years actually see the a couple of weeks ago when I yeah revenge. Vengeance was on episode three. That's house thinking I was weird. It's like yeah he just left him to die like that wouldn't i. I mean I know one. They don't want to kill him but wouldn't then more merciful at that point to kill kill him instead of waiting for lava to the gym or just take him back look for hospital. He has no arms and legs. He's not GonNa do that much. Damage Force flipped Oak. Look this frigging hospital any okay. I know you're having a rough goal but I I've got to stand trial for all your crime now. Do you still my friend. I'm not forget alleviate volcano that would be the worst. You will never see again either. A take him with you or be again. put him out of his misery instead of waiting for lava to burn alive. Yeah that was pretty busy the prequel though this was Lucas you know oh taxing checks. Yeah Yeah Yeah. Those were yeah episode. Three was earlier mid two thousand. Yeah Yeah it was it. was there again and this is what I will say about this. Last show is no star wars. Is that good. Okay no hope is okay Charlie Esa Activism Empire probably the best one isn't third one so arguably should be the the best is the third thing was always the best. I think a lot of people agree with you. Retire up empire strikes back to one of the better ones. Yeah Well Empire Street banks is the most. It's it's the best sophomore effort. It's like you go to empire like Oh. That's it's got drama. It's got accident. It's got a love story and and it kind of ends on Eclipse Center. So it's like everything it's like back in future part. Do you know what really back to the future. Part one where it's like. Oh we gotta do something about your kids kids. It's it leaves James. I one hundred. What's going on with the with Marty's kids so that's what we go to the? It's the big cliff. Is that one of the biggest cliffhangers in pop culture. It's like Luke I am your father. Yeah well you know. It's no no I will. Everyone said you killed my father. Yes but I think that when we first. Ob says his father. I think it's Luke who says that I don't think we actually in a new hope file yet because again like I said I think Lucas wrote a lot of this stuff. After the fact you know come with up with it on the fly I mean otherwise why were Lucan Liam make an out. You know the first sitting out the kiss one I know I know and then they kiss again in an empire and then you know but that was just make conscious. Let's because no one knew they were like I don't know she was like. Oh I'm GONNA kiss this other Rando which don't sub it's again. You know not cool making her kiss you before you swing. That's that's like that is like some real Predator south man. Now's not the time for it. It was not appropriate. It was nineteen seventy seven. No one knew better. Excuse you you know people knew you weren't supposed to force people to kiss you in the seventies trust me consent has always been a thing and it was was always seemed to be wrong to force people to do things okay. I'll always been a crime. Yes yes you know extinct here Here here with a pretty boy. That's the problem I left his right. My right is left. That's off no no idea troubles. I put up with having air. Oh I'd like to get rid of it but I can't afford a barbary just save it but I'm not there are in zone yet at the job anyway but Yeah but no no sources. Are that good. This was as good as any of them. uh-huh what do you want. What do you want for nothing? It was still when Pew Laser Laser had had had some nice mythos. mythos again I think probably all of them. It just seems like the they come up with stuff on the fly again. It's like marvel planning where you're planning out years years in advance again. I don't know how much more really plans for that Hardy Bass. I think my mother's a lot more than you think just marvel because it's from in the Comic Book Universe is used to having to explain themselves in there so no no no. We're going to get the letters about this like okay. Okay let's get a nerd brain's working. How do we square the circle? How do we know priceless? I mean I know. They don't have every single detail planned out but it's it's like at least they have a roadmap okay. This is this movie's coming this year. We know the basic plot of what's going to happen this. Yeah name knew they wanted. Ah Panels meet the big bad but exactly what was going to be how you know. It's like this okay. We have fan. We know thousands looking for an Fini's he's don't think probably knew the test. was these like those big big quakes. They know but when you get into the weeds but what is the fan. What makes you without? It's you know. It's like Rosen. That yet on that halfway through so you know what change it trump and they pays it and then it made it much minute from trump. And that's and that's how you do it in Disney gotta be willing to develop on the fly and know that there will be nerd wondering you know we'll be then you know how how anticipate anticipate the new criticism and then you redirecting. Why wonder if that's another motivation? To ending the Skywalker Saga as if you bring a brand new care. There's a new story it's like you can plan it out now. And there's there's no baggage she's you know raising a gofundme some moisture as she's sitting from the start or money and moisture bill or she could train a new order of Jeddah. No she's not going to do that. She's been launched what she's GonNa do just like own was trying to tell Luke is don't go or the star farm some moisture. That's all you gotta do. 'cause that's all you need to do in life is to make a life you don't need to go build an employer order showing empire you need to find some moisture and make a life. That's fine just give me just doing my Disney. Plus here's what we can do not look believe making a life for himself omen moisture everyone can for moisture and everybody needs an easily people who consume what could be some kind of trance some interactive transporter. But you know then something goes wrong or like we said like. We said he's going to help that new character. I forget her name find find her origins or whatever. Yeah anyway so that was star wars Thumbs up let's see it's what it's worth eight bucks you know you're like it you if you like star wars you'll like it if you don't like star wars which a lot of fans don't that's the thing to remember about this that most people don't like star wars tend to be several spans because they liked a star wars that exists only in their own head. Yeah it's a good is a star wars that no one else did. And that is the Holy Grail Star Wars. I saw the stores. Oh I like those they oh this is another one of those. Don't they liked it. Yeah it it's one of those is a good sci-fi popcorn movie. Yeah it's it's no Derby Hanadova under they do do missiles in this. You get the whole duality fourth powers near the St. The the two is more than the one you know you get snuff. You get stuff for your for your church and the people there you know Yeah Disney is not investing. Either maybe two from you know. They got their own religions. They're kind of public domain religion. Now man's law mandatory and stuff. Maybe baby definitely I. I just talk about the armourer in mandatory I just thought that is why I thought I really thought that was some Judi. Dench type old school actress. WHO's like Yo taking on the role of the armor Like some woman who'd been through Broadway and France would all just so you know it's like some young lady no yes like a young one. Well you know. But she's doing wrong with the mask in the furs and the heaviness and the lady is an actress. I mean yeah I mean I mean you're fully covered from head to toe. It's basically all get get the voice down gets gets the posture whatever. Yeah but she sells it she sounds so that's called being an actor. Yeah apparently she's a good one you yeah no end. That's what she she is anyway. Okay so that's that They got the other show soon got another show capes lunatic Stops now there's about for you I'll I'll take that slap back. I'll never be perfect. He's better than okay So let's wrap this up so we can send the link to Lewis So well how can people find you if they would like mouth. You want to get a hold of me can always email me night wing. PDP AT GINO DOT COM on twitter at night wing PDP. 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Episode 211   Business Tips for a Dialed-In and Successful 2020

Top Advisor Marketing Podcast

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Episode 211 Business Tips for a Dialed-In and Successful 2020

"Welcome to top advisor marketing where you will learn how to become a prolific on influencer attract more ideal clients and grow your practice practice brought to you by top advisor. podcasting a done for you. podcasting solution bill just for trusted advisers and now nor co hosts up the top adviser marketing turf glow and Matt Halloween. Hello and welcome to another top advisor. Marketing podcast well. It's twenty twenty. Everybody we're really on a mission in our mission is one to help all of you rise above the noise and number two is to have the best twenty twenty you can possibly have one of the cool things about it being twenty twentieth. Two Thousand Twenty means you have perfectly clear vision that you can see as far away as most normal human beings can see and we WANNA help. You really truly be able to see in part that is making sure that you were totally dialed in in twenty twenty two. We know that your buddy you're doubting thanks brother so we all know that none of you who are listening to this. PODCAST WANNA be just average right. You wouldn't be spending the time with Kurkin. I you wouldn't be spending time listening to podcasts taking notes. I'm not going on websites reading white papers if you didn't truly want to be truly exceptional. We do know that you have got to be some sort of a prudent and diligent person. Because you're you're still searching for answers to help you overcome some of the greatest marketing issues that you face but what are you going to do. How are you going to be shown the things that you really truly need to be worked on in two thousand twenty to be dialed in? And that's what Kirks GonNa talk about today so Kirkman. I'm so glad that you're on the show with me. I am freaking dialed induce. GotTa make good on. We're GONNA go. Oh beyond marketing today Lou. We run the show so if we want to go a little bit off that we can't but there's a lot of marketing focus but we're going to go beyond that because marketing actually impacts others your lawsuit well right and if and if you don't have some of the other aspects of Your Business truly dialed El Din than even your greatest marketing efforts can really make you fall flat right. Yeah which is the opposite of It just it works both ways that you're happy have you run your business impacts your marketing and having marketing actually goes there. So that's why we didn't WanNa leave out things that complements your marketing or things that are a compliment to make accuse us. So that's what we're GONNA dive into. So how do you know when something's not dialed in Kirk. While we're going to give you a whole bunch of instances here we put them in categories to make get keep us focused probably to keep meat. Bogus will start with sales so if your sales cycles long uncomfortable if you find that you're you're constantly trying to create credibility near meetings That's not a great side. He has not assigned that dowding. If you're losing clients to other advisors others were you can't compete in certain areas because they're really dialed in or their expertise and people are coming to you in their focus. Focus on one thing and you just can't compete there. That might mean you've got a bit of an issue. So those are you know we're going to go through the the signs that you're not doubt in a Nimble Campbell will give you some thoughts can i. Can I add something real quick on the sales thing if you have hard. Sal You're not dialed in right. I mean but if you're if you're going for the hard close what can I do to get you to sign today sort of philosophy your technique that you are truly in. Yeah or if you're constantly feeling the need to to push hot buttons for People Moshe Hot Buttons. Yeah like your sales shouldn't just be emotionally driven because you know what happens with emotionally jerked salesman. The Ocean has gone. A lot of people are second guessing the decisions second guessing your professionalism. Having being talked you've got the emotionally triggered charged right right for the made a decision. You don't WanNa have to rely on motions to get people say yes you want to rely on access accent processing and blow them away was value and things like that and credibility plays a huge part in that so if you have. You're constantly in a meeting having a validate your credibility of what you know your philosophy and all that stuff. That's a sign that you're not doubt there which leads us directly into the second one which is which is marketing because you're marketing being should support that credibility right in in all of that sort of stuff. Your marketing is time consuming. You're not doubt him. If you're not getting the results assaults or you care costly trying to find a new strategy or tactics that you think worked better you're not doubting you should have a strategy. That is almost the same every year and keep building them billion belly in an probably the ultimate sign. You're not you're not getting referrals in particular particular. You're not getting referrals to ideal opportunities if those have dried up or not doubt you know Kirk. I spoke at that money concepts broker-dealer conference and you had added something to the the presentation which was Super Fun. which was the the skit from the movie up where the dog has? The talking collar learned. He turns instead squirrel right in the middle of talking to the to the old man. And that's really what happens with financial services professionals as they go to these conferences. They read an article and they think this is going to solve. All of my marketing needs instead of realizing that the most successful advisers are the ones who have a long term marketing plan and who who consistently implement that. I'm jumping ahead dude. I'm sorry but Just asking aggression now when you play that little video. What was the reaction from the audience? They were all like Oh my God. That's me I mean seriously. It was perfect. All we have doesn't Ours Operations Lisa doesn't she didn't she give. Ah done that says I was. Yes yes yes. So it's it's pretty standard for people who are running businesses to have that approach going on in their world. It's aren't you limited. That's wonderful and we've done a great job of that and we'll get to Cima but we had a partner WHO's really helpful in getting more Dowden Bergdahl in but were even or at a whole other level since our team have experienced this process. But we'll get to that in a little. Oh but marketing is a huge thing you need to be dialed into to have a great year so look for those signs. If you're not bowed now the next one kirk is value in in. This is where. I'm really glad that you you've expanded on this a lot. Because this is one of the biggest frustrations I think financial advisers feel and they'll say things things like well. I'm the best kept secret in the area. I provide such great value. Such great service to my clients but they have no proof of it so break this down. What are some some of the other signs of if advisors truly not being dialed it? I think you know value is that you're not cutting it. One of the most important thing is getting referrals rose speaking how the referral. But you know you're not when you don't ever hear from Saracens lots and so if Sarah influences aren't calling asking you about a client or do you think you can help about them. Or what are you doing this or that mean you should be. Having Professional. Conversations with senators are influenced. You Trust you and if they don't you're not getting referral there's no away right so you gotta work on building that any know how difficult that can be but if you have great marketing we'll get into that a little bit. That will supplement local Matin. Help that a loss in US why it's frustrating sometimes advisers. Talk about how many leads. I'm GonNa get stopped thinking about leads as the only relevant outcome for marketing about the fact that you're marketing means your relationships with center influence. Now pay attention to you. And how many advisors answers at how many marketing companies are tracking the subjective return on investment of having engaged centers of influx. In Way. More of them. They're not no. They're not stop talking. Stop thinking all the time about. Roi being the only indicator success because it will it will kill Your Business and you'll be jumping from one thing to the other and I call those sunk marketing practices those were slide on your on your station. Yeah that we did. And it's it's like a rollercoaster ride. That's what most people look like. You Sink your marketing. It works or doesn't work stops and the start the next and there. There's no synergy between them is no continuity a momentum building and I'm high horse given it to you guys but it's also confusing right. It's confusing for the Center for Reclaiming Seminar Atlantic analysis on demand. Seminar Guy Emmanuel the sudden year. Sending me all these letters the trying to you know show up kinds of personality in their funny India and then all of a sudden. You're you're sending meet your newsletter started and stopped you used to be printing out email back print your social oh media. He started doing all much Stephan. Then you didn't. You seemed to be involved. In charitable stuff. You're not you're you're sharing. Allison you're sharing all these articles. I've never seen before about sound like thank you. Yeah Hey you know what we need. I've never done that ramp was are you. Don't need to come up with. We need to change. Our ally have something to do with relationships so instead of return on investment. The real are wires relationships on something. I'm planning to see they're we're doing librarians for me here. People Anyway so value value value value. What what how do you communicate value? We're GONNA give you a great solution on how to do that now. Something I think there's another thing here with values that if you're not referring business Influence on a regular basis. You're not providing value to your clients and that's a sign that you're not dollar if you're really good you do you really care about your clients. You should be referring them because there's no way that the stuff that comes up and calls Dell's in meetings with you is stuff that you alone can solve. Yeah no way. So you need to be firm We refer he told on a fairly consistent. Basis one of the ways we refer people as we have guessed under show. Yep All over the industry referring it as we're constantly promoting our ears all the time and in some cases that adds a lot of value to our listenership out because it might be the thing that they need or want or care about in. Sometimes it's less so for some people but the most part were introducing people all the time and then we interest people on a personal basis to yeah coaches process management people under other marketers dude. I can't tell you marketing I love it I love it when people reach out to me on unlinked and and really like to be on the top adviser marketing podcast. But I think we're competition and I'm like I don't care made. The goal is right for people to have really great marketing. Really great branding really rise above the noise in truly you know be their own loud and you know what if you don't do it with us that's fine. Just do with Rican somebody all right. What's next here's the thing thing about that? Is We do some stuff that nobody else really does. So I love it when somebody thinks they're competition has really What they're doing is they're introducing and the uniqueness unique value that we provide with our podcasting thought leadership services? So it's one thing for us and that's that's another sign the you really feel like everybody is direct competition. There's ripe but you do different that their audience would be intrigued. But that's right or the right well in the commoditisation of our industry which is one of the things that was talked about a lot at that money concepts conference so two more signs that that you're that you're not doubt in value it is one of the third one is that you're not getting referrals to ideal ideal referrals so if you're getting referrals and they're all over the map in and they're coming in Perfect but some sun so for another one is that you can't compete with the best or Nisha Advisors. Just don't have enough a bag. I think I mentioned the Semite previous one. But if there's advisers who are really dialed in whether it's social security whether it's working with business owners in the manufacturing world and you have got manufacturing they come to you and start asking questions like well. I just. I can't do that or and every talk through another visor. Who really dialed in? You'RE GONNA get your which is why being having the value are having needs to begin with of niece expertise fees and he makes major compete better and you can own all those relationships and others can't compete because you can drive some of value for that audience that nobody else will compete. I'd say this Ad Nauseam in that. That's one of the most important things for Ernie focus is a you can create so much value that other people people can't compete with you with people. You WanNa work with us in just still not happening the way. It ought to item wonderful experience. Company with their brand website excite brands in the brain foundation. Stuff that we we still do for clients although not nearly as much as we view podcast in my grandparents were ahead great moment inch so we're talking about the focus of the website in the Brat in right now they were three different audiences as very common for for a lot of advisers that we work with in and they said well. I've got another guy in the office. Who does focus be in focus? See they they kinda just happened along the way but a is rum really WanNa get out at twenty twenty and he said well what am I gonNa do with the other guy my office. Who does focus be the and I said well? Here's for your gun is a compromise. You're going to have to have less dialed in marketing. Message look like I started going down that path and he stopped Kirk Kirk I've had enough of this in my business. We're going with a only and I love what you're doing. Let's do this and I I. I wasn't paying a Jedi. Mind Trick Guy Not on purpose anyway but I started talking about all the compromises and I was. I was agreeing with them. I've seen the L.. Akilah kill us. Let's let's keep this other person happy. But you just you just know that. These compromises emanated got through conserved mom and he just stopped me and he hit his marketing is can be ten times better times better and that other person can just tweak their focus to fit the brand that brings us to another again to a little bit which is business model challenges that you face but if you can't compete with with other advisers because they're Nisha so obvious they have so much value you need to figure out you know who you're working with fireworks shooting admitted work with that person things like that as it for valley now. The next one is financial planning if your financial planning is entitled to and what are some of the warning signs ERC. I think one of them is maybe not enough margin so you're just not efficient enough or focused on when clients of your financial planning. It's all over the map like who you're working with. What you're doing for them? Strategically really really slow your team down right. You're slow you down and ends up happening is you. Just can't possibly do a thorough comprehensive approach because because everybody is so different from your relearning every case I can see it being fun and challenging for advisors. But what you want. Is You WANNA do financial plans for people who are similar enough that you can get really good at it and really efficient at it. I don't even efficient to the not offer value because if you're trying to make it easy. I mean efficient. Because you've done this you know what to look for any no the best you know. Pass an option for people and I think that's what you need to look for in your business is can you. Can you get so dialed in that financial. Planning becomes easier easier and more valuable for your audience. It also needs to be able to be systematize right which is very frustrating. When I was a coach the the operations teams would always always say well? Gosh Matt The adviser doesn't ever follow the systems. In one of the reasons why is because everything was an exception. There were no rules and so if you truly have a niche and you are totally totally focused from a financial planning really marketing sampling. Or anything like we're talking about then. All of that stuff really truly works together. If every one of your financial plans is a one off off then you have no financial planning system. Which means that? Your team can't support it absolutely so another key indicator that you're not dialed in with financial. Planning is just just not having enough time to do it. That means you're doing too many things for too. Many people could be a business model issue. I've seen I just gave you an example of a company that had to advisors in the company one was working with a certain audience with another I. We did a podcast year ago. Maybe longer about the best business models finals and we believe that their version which is where you have specialties and roles in the organization and they're all working towards the same kind for the same client not just words but for Zan clan and other. It's you don't have multiple advisors owning their own individual books. I think that's an amazing easy model to look forward to. You've got succession built in everybody's be enrolling in the same direction at the brand becomes so doubt in because you know exactly everybody's looking for instead of one advisable for this type of advisor that type which kills your mark kills your market. That's one of the most common mistakes I've seen in. This industry is multi advisor offices. Who are who? Don't have the same focus on who they want to work with what they do things like that. Just just think about it is so. It's so obvious when you think about it. The problem is that the Lord Financial Efficiencies sees of having to people sharing expensive in office rate having a colleague to run to to run stuff so many wonderful things about that he appear to be wonderful but they other areas you business absolutely kill you and I very rarely seen a multi advisor office with individual books That are so dialed in it happens. It does happen but it's Less less likely to be so than than like. Yeah Super Rare. I think that One of the questions that I've always asked and it really pisses a lot of advisors office. Who are planning for right? And if you're really only planning for for yourself and you're trying to be incredibly dependent on the software you know when you deliver the plan the the kinds are like I don't really understand why I have this. That's our why paid for this. You have to make some deep philosophical decisions for your practice is your financial planning in not just profitable but worth something. Something to your clients is it structured. Is it systematized but my favorite thing is is ask your client after you've delivered them. The paper version the financial plan or on the email that you send them the link to their pedia financial plan. I want you to put a tracker on it because you can do that in almost almost every contact management system and what you see ever open it more than once in if they don't if they don't ever bring the financial plan if they don't ever referred to the financial plan the you are truly not dial dinner with your clients truly want in truly valuable. Yeah I should absolutely be focused on the deliverables that you provide. That's another bag over. All right what's next brother so we're GONNA move operations these some. Obviously some of these are obvious but sometimes you're so busy. Forget them so. We're reminding you guys her her own. Knock to the head if you're if you have a lot of turnover in your office. You're not doubt that you need to hire a coach. That's what you need to do easy to hire somebody. Who's he's GonNa not? Just knock you around but but find out really what in God's name is going on every time I say you're not dialed in Rome Many many times it reminds me of some kind of skip. Get some humorous get. But I can't remember. I'm not good at remembering something. That is a Saturday night. Live skit maybe but really should turn into a drinking game. Every time you say dialed al-Din. Everybody needs to take a drink. I don't know how it's going to help them by the time they get. We get halfway through the podcast. It'd be drunk. They're not going to know what's going on. Especially since and the the most value we help is gonNA come at the end of the podcast. Give them some clear things to look for so operate. So you're not as profitable laughable as you'd expect Fix that made so having the right audience spending less time knowing exactly what you're doing so you're you know everybody on her team figured out. You know exactly what to do. So if you've gotTA stressed out team that's probable I've seen that Not all now that all the advice we work with uh-huh because we worked with their teams at we get a sense of how happy their jobs and I'll say typically the most successful companies we talk to their staff or so doubt in they're happy they know exactly what their roles are you constantly intervene in client worker processes in your office. That's GonNa really hold you back and that's a problem that your your team Newark dialed in if your job. Descriptions are constantly changing or heaven or haven't changed in a long time at might be actual equally bad or maybe even worse than you need to figure out how to evolve those job descriptions and not have them costly changes. So do some planning figure this stuff out. Have a day with your team. Go off site which we're doing in a couple of days here bringing her team in in we're going to revamp some processes as we grow in expand here so we can handling more business. I'm so we can have happier people in their roles things like that. You need to constantly be doing that and some advisers just aren't cut out to do that. Great Time not as good at doing that. My business so I have other people album Matt Lisa as good exam in other words. If you're constantly putting out fires he constantly gotten put out fires. There's something wrong and somebody not doubt it right and it's like it all starts right it is I want. I want to touch on something before we jump into some of the solutions here which is is just very quick most entrepreneurs like Kirk you and I I probably ninety percent of the people are listening to the show. We don't mind the unknown. We don't mind controlled chaos. We don't mind taking risk. But we're very abnormal. If you've hired a good operations team a good support structure for your company. Day Thrive off of understanding expectations nations. And I've said this before but when I was a marriage counselor. which was the worst job I've ever had in my life when I was a marriage? Counselor the number one reason why people got into arguments and ended up getting divorces because because they thought the other person knew what their expectations were when those expectations were not communicated clearly. That's the same thing you're in a relationship with your team. You have to communicate your expectations nations and if those expectations are consistently and always changing your. They're not going to be happy. That can increase your turnover and it truly means that. You're you're not truly focused or dialed in as great great point. Thanks for sharing that we've gone. We've gotten a lot better at that. Yes it really shows sir. Here's a story one of our own. I guess I call her. Sales a sales assistant is probably a good word. Robin Yeah totally. She was away in Mexico ago on vacation. And she's telling me that the bone returning that she may have found another voice talent to help to be a cobos hobos for our podcast with their advisers and they were in compliance. And I'm thinking to myself you're on vacation relaxing. which is what we wanted to we? Don't anybody away working but you care so much about business and you're having so much fun in the business that when an opportunity came out you actually pursued having conversations and Without it feeling like you're back at work right I. I know that she didn't have a conversation because she felt compelled. She had it because it made her happy she likes. You know our company and I think that's a great place to be well dude and she's able to communicate what the heck we do right which is so awesome. Awesome being able to have you know. She's one of our newest employees newest team members right and she's like when she told me the same story and she's rattling off and I told her that we do this. I told that we do this and she was like. Wow you really know. She's like well. You know I do in in man. It's it's so much fun having somebody in really if you ask ask anybody on our team you know really truly what we do. I think it's very very clear. And now it's taken us a while to get there right. I guess I shouldn't say we've really only been in existence for a couple years but in those two years we've been really focusing and focusing together right. Yeah long time time outside of this but you know when you merge two businesses Kirker when you try to take on something new like both of us have when we merged our companies. We were trying lots of different things and then we found a solution that we really started focusing on that solution in that sort of a pithy that we had is why. I believe that we've been able to be so dialed in in our teams dialed in to which leads leads us to this. So so this is going to be a long podcast. I probably should have said that a little while ago but I want to start talking about some of the ways that you can fix. You do not need to hire us to fix any any of these things which want to be totally apparent the stuff that we're going to go over right now. Are Things that you should take notes on that you can fix on your own now. We are going to be making some recommend recommendations because we have some friends of ours. Who are really really good at helping you? But these are things that the top adviser marketing do not need to be involved in. Find somebody who you you can have implement this for. You like our first person which Kirkman GonNa take this number two handed off to you but I had the huge gift a good friend of ours coach coach. Joe Lucas. Who by the way is D- best business planning coach in our industry and has been forever? He gave us a gift top advisor marketing because we referred business to him him and he's been on our show a bunch but he allowed me to go down and go through his business planning process for three days down in Fort Lauderdale. We are on the top floor. have this high rise overlooking the beach and Oh my God did he. Just blow everybody's brains out. I mean it's just unbelievable. People were walking out of their tired every day mentally exhausted having major piff news. I mean you could just see the looks on everybody's face and if you don't really have a plan in coach Joe would specifically typically say you know I want you to think about this five years from now. I want you to think about this when you get back to the office. I want you to think about this. You know if all of these things went well and he was just challenging challenging. How everybody thought it was so flipping awesome? And if you haven't joined coach Joe Lucas. If you haven't got he's got a whole bunch of free resources. He has a way for you to create a real plan for your financial services practice. Because most of you who plan other people's lives for living. Don't take the time to plan for yourself. You don't have to wait to go to his. I think it was false. Summit wasn't Crank Yeah No. I don't think that's what we call it you. It's it's got John Network business anyway you don't have to wait until December or actually you know what he does. He has many smaller events regionally. So you need to check out his website but yeah okay go figure out how to get a plan in place and he. I believe he has a free online business planning you it does. which is the craziest thing? I mean it's evolved his in person process to extend that that's ultimately want to get to start start start with the free version if you if you can't find where he's at can't afford to get there. Whatever the start of that I think most of our listeners are in the face for they've got budgets the jets and they're trying to do stuff so she'll be before well find a coach right in the the fun part about it is when I was a coach? NOT EVERYBODY FIT my model bottle. And you'RE NOT GONNA fit every coaches model. You do need to try a couple of coaches on an in fact another really good friend of ours which they run productivity uncorked it which you just type in productivity cork but patty and Michelle. Who are the two coaches? There are freaking believable. And maybe they're the coaches who you're going to connect with. Maybe you're not feeling productive as you need to. Maybe you wanted to to really start looking at how to market more effectively get more referrals to women. They are the they're they're the key so or you want somebody who you can meet face to face with. Yeah there's a Lotta coachee copies like apathetic and I'd I just all right. Joe's and Florida J.. Coulter is another really good friend of ours. Who Does really great work? So you know I. I like dropping thing those names not just because they're friends of ours. We like them. We we get nothing from them. Besides they're just wonderful people but there are so many people who hang their their board outside citing that there are coach. Right thank you. I don't think you have to preface every time we talk about somebody that we don't get paid. I think everybody knows. Okay for to Goodfellas. Yes okay I appreciate that so those are names that all of you should know. If you don't know those names. Please make sure you write them down. Because they're all really good people. Okay now we need to move on Kirk is GONNA be like a three hundred podcast. Yeah with your so start with simple marketing so first of all consider outsourcing. Because sometimes you just don't have the people parasites I to decent marketing so thinking about outsourcing. Obviously there's a budget that doesn't have to be huge higher virtual marketing assistant. There's things you do. You don't have to go higher big company but consider how you're going to get one of the most important things is a long term strategy that builds Every year do not do marketing beggar. Not sure two years you're stanfield sat trying to figure out something that's going to build momentum and keep getting better and better as time goes on. I means dump stop looking for the magic marketing. Getting bullet that's going to be really good right now and you have no idea if it'll be any goods next time you do look for stuff down. Whatever you're doing marketing wise has been authentic? It should be it. Should be your thought leadership that you're sharing that drives business because nobody can deny when issue that's writing His businesses all about credibility right. You live you working compete in the expertise economy Like an expert insights. Not You how do you get your ideas. What you know out there now at other people now are article database? You gotTA figure how to make your own Marquis inside get that done. Another really part is to have a clear message in each so each expertise. What you're known foreign really smart really know well and then the audience cares most deeply about that? Needs it in there. You gotTa have that figured out that really tees up your marketing. Anyone only do as much marking as you can actually implement Don't don't talk to a marketing company or a consultant or a coach of encompass massive marketing plan at. There's no way you're ever going to be able to follow through start simple and build on it do some stuff internally maybe hire a virtual marketing just get something going and build some momentum in the next year higher bigger. I just figure it out a have a plan to do that stirred simple. Make sure you get the basic stuff and I just mentioned basis so I did for start simple marketing. I'm going to take over streamlining processes in the job description. So I'm GonNa take these next to the stall streamline processes when you everything's an exception than than again you can't have any rules make rules improve your technology improve your systems improve your processes. Everybody's always talking about system system systems systems but the person who disrupts the systems ninety nine percent of the time is the advisor so the adviser needs to toe the line with the systems to make sure you're improving your technology analogy in. That could be simple as upgrade your computers right. If you've got a computer that's old that's weasing every time you turn it on. Just freaking go buy a new one you you know. I know that they can be expensive. But it really is worth it and not just physical technology but also software. It is no longer cute for you to say. I don't know how to use my cellphone. It's not cute right. It used to be cute fifteen years ago when cell phones just came out and you were resistant because you were old but nowadays it's just part of the culture and you need to implement next next. You have to have clear. Listen 'CAUSE KIZER age let. I'm just challenging. People aren't Age resistant because they might not like change or they grew up in an area where that kind of thing wasn't bad you'd or accent were accepted. Anyway I'm just having fun with you but I'm I'm GonNa say screw you on that one but I think most of the Times it's because the freaking old dude but okay okay clear roles and job descriptions when I when I used to. Did you onsite consultations. That was one of the big things that I heard from teams. All the time was told to do every day or everything just kind of comes at me and I don't have any organization. His ation that that is that is unbelievably frustrating for your team. But here's the best part broker dealers and outside organizations have ways to outsource things give you very very quick example one of the advisers. I'm friends with here in my town. We went to the same high school and stuff like Super Nice Guy. His broker dealer. Now you can outsource all of the operations so all of the paperwork all the paperwork creation All of the signatures e signatures all of that stuff too. When he gets a new client he he just puts a little tag in the crm? It tasks the outsource person. All of the paperwork is done. And guess what you know. It's right because it was done by the frigging broker Taylor and then it comes back to him clean ready to go no mistakes. That's the sort of stuff that you should look at because you have to truly put a value on your time and then last but not least you have to build a culture in your office that you're proud of people should love coming to work. People should be happy and in fact one of one of the young ladies who worked for us for for a while ended up moving on which the very beneficial move on. And we're we're sorry that she's gone but still. I just actually talked yesterday on skype which is funny but one of the things that she said was you know. Hey Matt I really like working for my new company but it just doesn't feel the same like we've built a culture top advisor marketing of of support of of I mean honestly if love of self care of working hard playing hard giving people lots of compliments. That's the sort of stuff that you need to think of because people will stay with you if they love coming to work I'm done or they'll say nice things and able who might WanNa work this others. There's you know everybody knows somebody so here. I'M GONNA go a little deeper on the next point here which is finding out focus by last. You know idea on how to fix it how to fix you know not being dialed in for twenty twenty. She have a better twenty twenty. I talked a little bit with in the marketing on a couple of minutes ago about having a clear message in each. Let me go a little deeper in that. You WanNa find an expertise that you can hang up. What can you be really good that? If you really focused on it articulate everything you know that that particular expertise you could be better than most advisors in other words you can create a competitive advantage vanish by focusing on that each expertise and even audience really cares deeply about what you do why you do it now. If you can figure that you've got an incredible focus to move order. Visits a lot of advisers are terrified absolutely terrified to to to pursue a specific focus. And I think the opposite should be a case you should be terrified of not having a votes in not moving forward with that. The next one is to articulate that focus so that people get it fast. You WanNa have some intrigue so that they stay on your website later. Stay on your profile or whatever or listen to your message but once they get past that intrigue they should get fast when you do on most cases. So you want to get to a place where you articulate what you do so specifically about nineteen years for teas that they get it fast and that's when you've got them you'll get them they'll start engaging in your marketing and you need to have mechanisms for them to engage two. That's a little too deep for today. You need to find a way to communicate. Leads them on their terms on a consistent basis. So if it however they like to be communicated to you need to make sure that you're we're doing that all the time to figure that out like I said start symbol and then bill so get foundation built this year or build on the foundation. She may have set last year to keep getting better in your marketing. And everything else that you're there to now so that's it for how to fix. Now we're gonNA give you some side we're GONNA try to lift everybody up with beaten everybody up a little bit here. But here's your signs that you're dowd in for twenty twenty and matt why right you. Why don't you run with these ensures? hands go all right so the first one of these are the sizes it comes next although the so these are the signs that when you recognize this right you're like Oh my God. I'm really getting closer to being truly dialed number one. You have a very very clear brand. Do you know who you are what you do. Why you do it in who you do it for number two? You're showcasing your thought leadership on a regular basis. You're finding outlets whether it's video blogs logs whether it's podcasting whether it's public speaking that you have the opportunity to truly show your leadership your thought leadership your expertise snacks. You've got two one three five and ten year business plan. Used to tell the story I still do and I'm going to tell her right now. which is I want to tell my kids how to ride a bike? We had a grassy hill right right across the street from our house and so my kids were padded up and whatever that helmets on crap when they were about to ride a bike. One of my sons I went ahead and I kinda got going to push him down the hill and he he was. I noticed that he was looking straight up and he was looking at the road. Because that's what I told him to do and he was really really good and then he kinda petered out in over my other son. Same helmets aim to get. He's African the twin right and I let him go and he staring at his front tired. He's overcrowding overcrowding and felt mealy. That's exactly what happens with Planning Your Business. If you don't have that long view you're going to be overcrowding and making really really impulsive mistakes that are not going to allow you to have long term success next you know exactly what your team members do. uh-huh why they do it and how that helps you with the overall client service process next. You don't try to do everything in house house. One of the most amazing feelings is when you outsource something and it comes back. And it's right it's such a liberating opportunity. Dan Insolvent from strategic. Coach is talking about this for many years for some reason. It seems to be more highlighted. Now which is. It's not how to get it done. It's WHO's going to get it done in that shift in mentality can make a huge difference when it comes to how you're going to grow and truly feel like you're dialed in twenty any twenty last but not least is that your clients know what your value is and that value that you provide to your clients is so high that they don't young grump about fees they don't grump about meetings. They're happy to hear from you when you call. which by the way you should be they interact with your thought leadership in your material Israel and finally they become advocates because they're consistently providing you with referrals because they love you and what you do as much as you do? So here's some outcomes that you should expect twenty twenty if you're dialed it okay. The first one is that your staff are happy. They enjoy coming to work there solving problems on their own without intervening and they're inventing ways to get you see your clients and prospects are referring ideal prospects they've become advocates. You know so I said I would. Prospects in their prospects advocating for. You is an incredible thing happen it it happens to us. I hope it happens for you. Everyone understands your specific expertise audience. You understand you understand focuses your team understands stance your centers of influence understand in your clients understand and I guess go. They're your prospects understand selling on boarding as painless An enjoyable if your team or you hate that part of the process the sangre thing so you expect those things do panels you. You should expect those things to be painless enjoyable. If you you are touching everything business as a wonderful come to expect. Let the people who have certain roles do their job and be so confident because her so doubted under so happy in their teens. Solving that you don't need to be at at everything is relatively relatively easy for you to fulfill your service records. It shouldn't be painstaking having your team. Run all over the place to what do your job. Those things should flow she systematized exactly doing sinks. So that's that's another outcome and here's probably the one of the most important outcomes that so you should be able to expect of your dial tone is it. You have two hundred percent ideal higher touch again having two hundred percent. Can you only have one. Ah Here's one hundred percent meets that everyone a your ideal clients should produce one more ideal client in any given year. That's an expectation that you should have if you're doing all these things right in. That is my final statement two hundred percent ideal retention retention should be an expectation the free outcome doing all these wonderful tax side opposite an I hope all of you have incredible. Twenty twenty a and continue to move your business forward because when everybody's business are moving forward everybody benefits your staff you your family your relatives your community and eventually the world rain is just a better place Merrell Dow de Roth okay. So that's why I wish for you guys in twenty twenty medal you who Sign off thanks brother I actually. I don't think that could be set any better. Just GonNa give you guys all a quick reminder. Make sure you've subscribe to the podcast. If you know somebody who needs to be dialed in in twenty twenty twenty share this podcast with them by clicking the share button if you have a chance give us a quick review on itunes or any of the players that you're listening to Weei always appreciate that any comments both positive and negative because that way we can make some changes and finally if you have any topics that you would like for us to cover on the top adviser marketing podcast in two thousand twenty. All you have to email me Matt at top advisor 'em that Emma's is for marketing dot com will be more than happy to talk to those guests in talk to you. About what topics do you want to hear. Because this podcast isn't about us it's about you. So for Kirkland. Everybody here atop advisor marketing. We'll see on the other side of the Mike and have a great twenty twenty. Are you ready to change the way you communicate with your clients are you. I'm tired of being the best kept secret in your area. 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How Men Think with Brooks Laich & Gavin DeGraw

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What are you guys lose? Who's drinking right? Now that's what I WANNA know. I am but in fairness it's only because I started hours ago. Okay now actually. I'm trying to figure out the length Fisher over your shoulder a little. It's a little spindle drain on absences and going on two. Pm Record over like Melissa. Is it back my own. Vegas Beers elegant. Now I'm standing up. I'm in my. I'm like about the iphone on the fireplace right now if if you could get a waitress to refill that while we're talking then. I'll be impressed right okay. Well I mean by waitress is one of my kids count. No we WANNA see like the whole thing or don't ask Jesus to have you guys had deliveries while you've been home like Amazon but have you had like people bring food over stops. Yeah how is that do they? I always like I've done it. I always say like signed for leave it or whatever but this one guy came delivered stuff that he rang the doorbell so waited at. It's weird because I think you can see my shadow meals on door but I waited. And then he stood in rang again. I'm like so I got on the Reagan. I was like you can just leave it. It open the door and he's holding it. I might do just on a down. Bothered you to take out of his hands out vitamin that's it over there by the couch. Liz did you thank him for service. What look what did you order? I mean it was like holding the visa pizza in his hand. Like that's disgusted. He had a slice that he was eating in seven others. Some box that nobody. Did you end up your children? He came in hung on for a while on different couch. And so have you guys. Have you guys done that? Where you you miss somebody so much that you have to go sit. Six feet from them. Inhabit drink no but I thought this was that twenty minutes ago. My Buddy came over here. We are. We said came out of beer again. Not Making Fun of it then. What what's what's weird is I got rid of my king sized bed and I got twins and my wife sleeps on the one side of the room and I sit on the other overjoyed. That was before coding. She's GonNa love. Have you been? Have you been doing that? Does he do food visiting Pram I haven't I don't know if I have enough friends that I had the the friends is my life. Give one of that are totally fine with not seeing me for a few months and I can't out. I told shame for the latest updates on when we can see each other again. Don't do all let them know this base whether I wanna see him or not invited to this. I just jumped in the same relationship. Durkin have how far you guys go. We've been pretty good about coming our area where we where we live in. Everyone's been pretty good about staying away from each other. Yeah did he get the kids? You can't really control that Monday as the next couple of weeks. A kid discount bus. Stop and go do what they do. Everyone stayed pretty Pretty pretty well with with headlines. How will your kids? We've got kids at Middle School Age. Basically they're not. They're not driving around in cars yet but but there on their scooters cruise around but if you enough five six weeks. They've been pretty much at home but I think now. The weather's gotten a little bit nicer so it's even more hard harder for people to To stay inside once the weather goes from Yar rating seventy degrees. Have you had the situation yet? Any of these guys where you're walking down the street. Somebody crosses just across the middle of the street. Like while you're driving you mean or like just as you walk in there. No no no no I mean for our car a little signal and then they wanna think of laugh harder. You're driving down the street and some guy just wants to avoid. Everybody started cross the road. Walking down the middle of the for can straight now like you're dragging your car like get out of the road. Yeah what about the folks who are driving with the the face mask in the car? When they're by themselves I at the time famous. They must not have one of air pressures at dangles from the Mir. It's it's over the top but it's not as bad as the people that go to like. I saw somebody to drive through and he had his the car when he went to the window. He took it off like they would be able to hear it. But that's the time you need on. That's the whole reason. You have the worst. The worst story like this is like a month ago and we were getting drive through. There's a Wendy's in the kids are all excited. We're up at home and it was like how let's get. Wendy's or like yeah. Cool Monday nights food night all this stuff. So I'm doing the drive through for all the crude. Go to the next window pay. The guy is like turn the hand on my credit card and right before then he pulls his mask down with his hands and goes now and then yeah and then puts his mascot. And I'm like Oh my Gosh you guys my credit card charges. I was just read the automatic dude. This is the whole problem here and the whole promise you're to Wendy's did anthony. My food drinks car back. I like through the card in the back I was like got home. Was like sterilize? Pretty much everything including my car and took a shower. Whatever I'd actually did And it was so disgusting you haven't gone back to Wendy's and if you now is literally like washing now holes in like rubbing noun pair. Not that I would normally if I was about to eat it. No the only thing. I've actually kind of wiped down whereas like a gallon of milk like I know those things. We kinda gross did inside or outside of the goods. It's inside inside the container chat. Cook Kirk Creek delivery calm and it was. Somebody said like a bottle of wine and you're welcome things I know it was over and the guys so I thought they had waned like signatures alcohol. You don't have to weigh like sign for so another delivery GONNA ride. The Guy said that like I got on the ring thing. You can just leave it. He's like I need a signature. He went on the kind of face. Facetime you can see just scientists piece of paper so I went to the door. And he's literally standing over the bear lake. No clubs all the pen and I'm not. I'm surprised I made no sense. Not taking kind of is like well because it's on Either leave it and just take my verbal update or takeaway. But there's no way Dad pen now. Look there's places that have like sanitized. Sanitize pens of you let go up to take out to one is an accident and the other one is like some windex. You're like yeah which is fine. But this wasn't. He didn't have like a via ultra-violet light on the Front. Like much. Exactly you the. Do you have a pizza guy who has to see you? You have a wide delivery guy who has to see you. What is it about you I? What are you doing on zero right now? You I can meet us. 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Got Engaged like every the bank. Showdown and yeah. Yeah Yeah and now like Tony. Soprano all cash in my closet has is backwards because you sleep in your really high. When nine you hit it Nike Moore Crazy modest sanders. Like seventy five bucks. Oh Yeah what'd you think? Why the way real quick? Hey what's your doorknob thing? It's called ring or whatever they need to have like a signing authorization on that. That'd be pretty cool. That's a great idea. What the heck out and we'll make marketed pitch that our new sponsor off we go anyway. I have not saved any money. Spent a bunch of money. I bought a new truck because I thought that was a great idea. And I've gone on a fishing trip and I'm thinking about another fishing trip like do you go with kids dinner to take your kids in your family to dinner to three nights sleep. Oh Yeah Yeah. That's one hundred fifty. You Know Underneath Bucks. Easy on depending on where you go. But he doesn't and at and how much drink your Wendy's Wendy's get five ninety nine. We get a big meal. It works great off saint before you get into like saving money. Wendy's I'm GonNa say this so people don't have the post it if they listen to this becomes put this on the pike. Everybody else out there is like I haven't got my unemployment check. Recently I bought a truck going fishing on state money at Wendy's through a pump money going to the feedback in Kirk. Are You stools sinks? Six ZIP concerns after all. They should boycott Amazon for like two months and his give money back to like local is local retailers. Drive down any like regular retail strip. Any strapping any town. Half of those companies are those little like embroidery or stationery. Stores are probably not going to come back and they're gone they're gone. Yeah no j just filed for like. They're not. Are you still going to get your back in jail your pan you might say and the socks? Data got J. crew filed for bankruptcy call A. B. K. Illegal Background Frost. Lay People became burger. King's Yes. Hey way better. In Pre Wendy's is way better. Endorsement gave him take off his mask in coughing. On your phone or Jesus funny thing I know exactly what twenty thought I wanted to avoid that. Yeah I know I've gone back since. Don't worry I made sure wasn't the right same guy. Hey Rick I got. I got your texts the other day. What did you mean when you said you wrote sex in any ruling ex- ex- ex- what did that mean like? You'RE NOT GETTING ANY NO. I wanted you to following. You can check that up okay. That's my yeah I know. Zoot Juban by sex executive with three times a month. I say yeah I mean I mean that's not your fault breath of the time they're fishing retry about a better place when I used to be before coded. The single beds really helped. Yeah what about you guys talk to my wife since February someone Dimitri now? It's you know it's it's the same articles of people. Well there were couples. That are bored in. They're you know they're doing doing that or they're not doing this. That life is life is pretty much the same except that you know. I don't have to go anywhere. You go go out the front door. I don't know the front door. It's not like that. There's not a ton of cabin fever around here. I don't think but having said that I'm been locked in this room for three days. So if you guys go anywhere in the world any concert to go to do day one. They're turn allies back on June first radio broadcasting from Your Ring Doorbell A. Do you want me to over the Dr. You saying I can sign something. The ball of white just gets you hit some ice cubes your refresher perfect. Your question was what concert? Would we go see? Yes they won without your kids your wife. I've either say I WOULD WANNA see. I don't know if they're still doing a residency in Vegas but Burs out by the way. Did you see that she down her Jim and she's like happy while she stayed. She's dating. Jim is well. It's not your standard hold of iron actually read you will log on at CVS earth wind and fire. That's got wasn't expecting that I saw. What'd you thank you? Thank you were thinking with me. Like he was thinking like boy through something like Ebd Bon Jovi and Bryan Adams doing mature this year. Banco catch that. I'M GONNA leave this meeting here. Oh sorry are you going to be chaos? Would you go see? I WanNa hear correctly? I go to Alice now. It's supposed to jazz bass night that cancelled that That was a thousand super. Bummer cat forgot that. This is an Iheartmedia. I would probably a good call the bill. I would see that or you know somebody else. Who's that other guy? He lives in Nashville Gavin de Gras. That's right see old. You're right now. I mean dude. He should be anybody's okay. If things open up to her would you see Gracie Gavin to grow the no brainer? Yeah I go see Brooks on that mountaintop that he's on right. Jeeze like epic isn't it L. A. Cool Open on sleep walker right. Okay clearly you guys. Don't follow Brooks on instagram. He's on top of some mountain right now. Who knows where where have instagram? Walcott's does your name is Kurt. Romans deriving basically. I'm so we were just going to go to jazz. I not share that experience with us. This kind of a big liver not scherer. That's an interesting. I really really dig. Dig Doc I got about three weeks ago. My thirteen year old daughter but Nothing's addictive so you can't figure that thing out five seconds of fun. There's another one that we moved on from Saks. Take Talk Ronald. Have you done anything tax? I did wool one with my kids. We're pushing bipolar side by side. And they said which ones better which worse than that whole thing breaks actually knew who took talking say concert that you would go to Jackson's and that's right you did. Was there last week. So that sucks. So is that the thing that you miss that you've missed out on the most this guy. I like to see music. So that's that's the the main thing that's really not that it's you drive remains a. I like to travel to go SEE MUSIC. So Of the shutdown having that has been of big bummer. But one day we'll sit. I even watching online contents. They've been putting on. May I think they've been doing that quite a bit? Some of the artists old school at Youtube lows at Lollapalooza from like make it was like it was. The bill was kind of weird. It was like Olympic yet and Reagan's machine but I was like holy crap. He's the landscape like they were like. Yeah totally six hundred thousand people whose job it was like it was so take it. Halsey. I mean. Yeah we we are. The IHEART Was Music Festival in Vegas performed. Rick was beside themselves which had racial almost in a lot of her and she's super talented. Yeah I've just been listened to a lot of that with the kids. Kirk you on the neighbor from home purchases. It's always at is in his recordings. Make no this beeping dealers like spilled beer on Alexa and it just keeps beeping. That you're you're not responsible enough to have a bucket of beers well enough to have one to get one. I thought that was this way. I'm not getting another three minutes all the covet stuff you can drain on Monday and it's total. That's your thirties. Like what's the be honest? I? I'm not trying to sound like a responsible but I there's been one day I think right drink. You like go to the doctor and the like how drinks. How many drinks do you have her week? I used to be able to answer that. Honestly like go to the doctor for like two years so that average comes down. I had a few drinks every night. Start because it's kind of like you know what time do you start using nighttime? Like twelve twelve alone. Usually after dinner myself you know I it's I I work from home and then the kids have their homeschooling so I helped him with that and had dinner. And after that you're on your own watch. Tv or bed. Not Kids Really Home schooled. Like nine to three every day or like play time and then. I was like half of no. They get off. They're pretty good their work by uh so they do it through. Gdansk Lincoln finished but my son seventy kind of cut. Some corners on the side thing called seesaw. Have your. It's this thing. But it's one of those things that goes like this. Why that yes? That is a cease. That's our refresh your drive to decide which is good enough scale. Basically so the school sends out this thing to reprogram. The kids can like do their work. Then take a picture of it. Send it back to the teachers on a dead so I was like the kids are doing grateful when the stars like three days they got this and then I went in one day just to check my sunk work. He was just taking pictures of himself with like a thumbs up buddy. You're supposed to take a picture of your Max here. He's like one of his thought it'd be given thumbs up like waving. They don't want you like each showing as you finish your done. Show them work. Not like this is mean. No Edit my spirit is week seven so he had to check if he's not even logging on email. The teacher says like I just noticed that I apologize and there were like we. We saw what we figured out as he's cute so is uniform. It was a mistake. I was like You guys run out with the. The weather started a nicer. Everyone's like oh it's summertime. Will people forget that like kids have like three or four five more weeks at school? I mean they got all main everyone's okay. It's summertime. Is the country club and the golf courses not so well and like I feel like whenever one says home school. Like I'm imagining in my brain like everyone's sitting there like with their mouth book all kind of stuff. I mean I have a little bit. Older kids are thirteen Glen. But it's like all their stuff's online so it's like they come down and eat breakfast. Go back up by nine o'clock and start working on it while they they rolled out at like eleven and they're done science from like evening reading but there's I'm not. I'm looking at school at G. Which is their program. But I'm not monitoring and sitting down and going over their homework with them you know. They're probably better off. How many kids do not with me? Not Being win. They call it a win. Win like correcting them in the wrong for the kids are two homeschool next year. The parents that we just did it and then we can do it here. I mean especially like giggles. Send their kids to private school. It's been ten fifteen twenty thirty grand a year like we can do for free. I mean I don't think the people that send their kids to private schools are looking to have them Each I think they're probably bent out of shape as it is. I would imagine all that money right. You bail out money in there just around your house. That's right but I and I'm saying I'm not insulting. People like that. But if they have the money to send their kids to school I don't think they're necessarily. It's probably not an issue and I don't think they're looking at all. I think it's the opposite actually occurred. I think after all this I think people don't want to have their kids home all the time. You could just say that again did you. Did you see the story about the The lady who was a student at University of Miami and she sued the school because she didn't feel as if she want her she wasn't getting the same education by the zoom thing. So do you know yeah I do. She didn't feel like she was getting her education by online courses that they are offering. Yeah but like to me that in college that was always like when a student was older like when there was an old person that took your class. Who would you want the classic it that they were raising their hand? When last time you're you're hung over all WANNA do choke him out right. That's the equivalent the guy you want to Geeta well. There's also a true like listen guys. How ABOUT NO HOMEWORK? There's not one person like I think we should stay friends. That's what you're talking about right. Everyone's like do we're in college. Whatever we're home after we're about this I like I don't feel like I'm getting worse from the institution. And so this woman suing the university to try to get a percentage back of what she's been paying. Yeah Have you noticed? She can't use the library. She can't use the students center. There's like all these things that are just that but I mean it's not the colleges fall it's not have you noticed the uptake in in in lawsuits now like isn't like Minnesota's suing China and somebody else's suing somebody suing Governor Cuomo. Always like everyone's just like I'm not happy so I'm just going to sue. Somebody buying gets into suing Again I think that I think that. Just point to the top in maitree trying to figure out who I would assume what slows down now is the best part is when we we go. We'd go mobile for is like literally grabbing monitors keyboards and stuff like it was like Red House. Red runs the hills describing for printers and stuff like that so my Home Office. You're outside the partner. John Young and Wolverine Cheer. We'LL WORRY A. When was the last time you golfed because you look like you just off the course? Golf shirt on a hat damn. It's not really paying a little bit of red face so I only Kirk. Many many many days working and I am I thought will get outside and get Sunshine. And he gets inside outside having a beer with a buddy if he'd always me and I sat in the sense so I have not played golf and huge Golfo. Rick is have not done it. Part Time Golf with all the fishing trip by. I know it's really tough challenging. I will say I feel like with this stuff and being home when the family. It's like almost kind of that aside from right now which wet dog and my daughter are running around circles. You can probably hear that but It I feel like it sort of leading into some of that family time. Where it's like. We're if you're retired you know or like basically it's it's calmed everything down a little bit and so we're spending spending good quality time with all the kids and my wife and it's just not. Super Fun and Yeah. I know they just walked in. Everybody wanted a few minutes ago. He was like talking about this alison. He's like he's like the best part about this family time. I have to say no but in all series of like it's like everything's kind of obviously it's slowing down in a slow down like he can't go anywhere and you you gotta make you gotTa Barbecue. You can't go out and you know it's just it's it's calm things down in your spending more time with everybody. Our FAMILIES IN DALLAS. Dads are dad's actually like taking kids on bike rides or like Dad's in the kids in the family room and everyone's on their device so I I went out in front of the House the other night and I took a launcher and I put on the sidewalk. I cracked open a drake and the kids were riding their bikes in front of House. Promise and they went up the block because they wanted to come down the hill rebel down do while they were out. There is people walk by and I'm sitting in front of my house in a lawn chair. Drinking another ebbing will probably waiting for delivery guy so it's fine. Yes the cameras. The kids naked. Yeah the kids have a Gopro on ten blocks away right here. It's all good ring. The Doorbell Adriana. Let speaking of food. I can't wait to go out to eat again. Man I am dial to what even if it just sitting at a bar in. Ya Are Miss Watching. People like in person eavesdropping on their conversation in the awkward for states like. I could watch that all day long guys. That's what I do. Go out for drinks a lot like a lot of people like oh we wanna go someplace where we can. You know talk whatever we want to be right there like in the Corner Rican. Just watch people and we sit. There are many cup stories about all. This guy's this guy's out your Cheetah's life or whatever it is you know it's it passes the time. Yeah good hard fun cooking at home. So yeah I cook. Yeah I'd be cooking. I thought I would argue more but I've only done a couple of times. I still think cooking inside. I how to making Sonya like seriously. It's super easy. But it's but it's labor intensive so that's impressive Cooking tons of stuff. You start frozen LASAGNA. Just turn on Youtube seventy five. Get Kirk lemme. Just rip up an easy lasagna. Now all of a sudden your body flame layers Lozada. Let me just jump to this. You got your show the chicken. Bob's Kurkin Parmesan cheese packers. Four more about not away. Not going to worry about it. Did you like go to youtube or did you just pull up a recipe? That's actually pretty funny. Because the first time I was a was like I know I'd be like Cook Boston's like how do you layer and like the first. I actually did that was trying to figure out. Like where do you put the RICOTTA? Forty put sausage like the first time I did and I've made it three times. I just keep on making the exact and with the grocery store earlier today and I was reading. Repairs might change that next time. You got gotTa Home Gym. I'm worried about you making three lasagnas a week. That's why it keeps. Sprawling has to buy with that. What noodles the hard violent triggering the pasta and LASAGNA noodles for like eight ten minutes and their rape. Actually Pretty lasagna noodles analyze off at the grocery store. You like. What are you by the hardwoods that you got water you know? We the finest pasta shops in northern California. This all started because I went to the grocery store like right when leg armageddon happened. People like stealing all the toilet paper and went into the earns. A NOODLE ISLANDS. I left was LASAGNA. So you're you're real intention wise if I if I may use lasagna noodles once you got toil making magazines anymore looking like this will work out. Dp. What was the reaction when they saw the first Lozad? I thought thing lasagna noodles picture. Send people work as I guess. I gotTA learn lasagna. Speaking of Choline talking about order sharing people over sharing on social media like because they're on they're like sharing way more than they need to which they do anyway. But like I had a buddy like you took a picture of his grill. And he liked captions. Like oh they'll stay at home grilling jackass. That's where you grill. Take your real out every like this. Is My stay home. Stay home reading at home. Maybe maybe rules it on her sidewalk in those it. 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Nicholas Cage is GonNa play him in the Tv series that was announced today. Really the only thing is that is that Nicholas Cage is more weird that Joe Exotic so that was going to say I was Nicholas Cage. I Eh Joe Exotics Nicholas Cage. It's GonNa it's to be on lifetime network. Did you see those youtubers tricks? Carol Baskin Great. We tend to be Jimmy Fallon clips from the show and so they held like a phone call with her and she thought she was on Jimmy Fallon and they kept playing and she was answering since stopping tomatoes at the end of it was like she pretended to be okay with it because she got duped so she had a kind of go along with it but that was my second favorite video of today today there was also a video that video the first the first video today was a little a monkey keys on bicycle. He's going down the road. Any was the bicycle tiny. It was like it was appropriately sized appropriately sized this is such a home quarantine on his Asia. My second favorite day was a monkey on a bicycle. Goes DOWN THE STREET RIPS? A little girl off apart. Yes parents not going to be. It's funding for you guys as forbid rips a little girl off apart bitch drags her down the street so eventually like adults get to play. Who is this link? Eyler out just like in like another country like our country. Monkeys ride bicycles. Don't ride bicycles of US Kirk but the best. The adults eventually get the kid away for the monkey but they don't like running down the street like they're kind of like Ali walk down the street to free. The I like Admiral Susie girl lately trying to limit further. I think apparently this is probably something that happens when you live in a country where monkeys ride bikes is probably not the first time. They've seen this where get into by the way they went viral. Mikey's vice dot com. The Internet is an instagram. Or is it What is it now somebody just said? Oh Gotcha Gotcha. How about these these youtube that pulled off this giant rooms and tricks Carol Baskin and the only number two for Shave Nicer monkey on a bicycle took the Carolina Park nine year old. The best is we talked about the monthly permits. I've heard that Nicholas cage is led. The monkey wasn't a big fan of the tiger king. I wasn't I was expecting a lot more than what I was like. Oh we're going to have a extra episode. I turned that on it but my interviews of that like whenever his name was the Douchebag that bought the company after you know like what's his name got thrown in jail riding his name Kevin No the other lung or whatever. His name is on the river but I agree. I think I love. I didn't factor it it that this was of that I. I didn't factor ended. This was a quarantine deuce recommendation because everybody talks about how good it was so I agree and I was like. This has got to be amazed. The winning Tiger King actually come out was is it like nine months old. I mean I I'm almost with ozarks knows Arkan's like ext three years. Old Entire ozarks are started a few years back we with a Chinese production They pretty much put it out right as hit. I don't I don't know I tell you this anything you watch after Ozark stop. I had like four or five. More episodes ago season three take. Why would you as a lot? You're it is it worth watching all the seasons and I'm not a huge been kind of person. I mean also by Zoe Binge drinker. He doesn't instagram account. He's talking or he's you know sitting outside eight feet from his buddy ain't so I started watching cheers again because I love that. Show my daughter who just turned eleven. She started watching France because she's like Mike. Older son started to forgotten man. I forgot how sexual that show was in the first few seasons. If like like three story lines in one episode is all about sex and I was like. That's it I gotta go watch it. We last week I was never the biggest friend friends fan. You show on really felt. Yeah I did more S- of friends how. `Bout cheers cheers was one of my favorites at the time. If you WANNA tell these guys quickly your bartending sorry let the Yes head guys ever tended Barbara for Okay so I'll just make this real quick so I thought that that would be a cool job to have one summer like while I was in college so I started reading a book on how to make drinks just like a regular like bartenders recipe. And what's memorized? Like three or four drinks. Thought I had it so I said to my father like maybe I'll go out not put out an application so gay go go put out application so I walk into a place in the. There's a guy there the manager was there just like what can I do for you? Want to get a job here. The summer tending guard. I thought well that could be another couple of months. This spring break time. It could become a model months to like really work on this craft at he goes the guy just called out tonight. Can you do tonight? And I was like A and I'm like yeah. Maybe he goes. All you need is a Tuxedo. Shirt used video wedding so I had a Tuxedo shirt so I was like. I got that covered. Can we come back to that afterwards absolutely so I just WanNa go home and tell me that? I don't know if I I should probably bail out in this now. The only way to do is to jump right. It sound like okay so I walk in at my Tuxedo. Shirt on a hanger. There's all these cute waitresses. It was like a party of senior citizens. Like reunion. Type thing but heavy drinkers so behind the bar and I are subject to the bars. Can I get like a GIN and tonic? Back it's a sound like Putin together. Put it up an interest people at the bar and asks wedding sweating. I can't remember a single drink beer. You don't do what I was all of a sudden like the one who was like. Oh who's the new bartender? When I walked in also. Have you ever done this before I was sick to my stomach? The manager had a comeback. They're in big drinks the whole night it bartend and I just stood next to like filling up the ice thing how who need cleaning the Telling what was at about hide ever thought Redo whilst our gigabytes yet terrible only needed now so then I. I worked at bars years later that I started to do it. But but very slowly never jumping in on like a huge part. In fact anytime these huge party he kind of gets shakes. Kind of has a little seltzer. Made the owner calls him is like hey we need you to come in. Barjani like how many people are gonNA show is this. Is this drilling tonic. Ardian three shame. We don't assign a bartender to just one table. You see you have to make sure every promise if you think about old people. They're like can I get a get old fashioned like I'm like mother like trying to muddle through? I don't even know what fruit goes an awful worse job guys ever had one is one time I got con me. Majority a podcast. Thanks when they regular guy's good Megan flying L. A. Every three weeks that I got Coruna Marissa Door Nash Delivery Reach Dr Chess. You deliver just your own house guys the MIC. Do The Nest Cam dance for him. Let's say my worst job. I mean my worst like regular job before I start working in industry that that it goes probably worse. Oh Yeah I got. I used to have to clean a golf shoots at our country club and so I would take off shoes and I had to like. Get all the dirt. Out of the spikes like repaint y. And that kind of stuff but the problem is worst job. Yeah the problem with that job. That shooting was in the men's locker room All these all would be because when you get alert were when you get older. I think you are more comfortable having conversations with other. Make it because that's what happened. The guys were just standing around naked. Talk I was just like whatever I was fifteen cleans Jews whatever time there. She has lifted man worse job. I know I was kind of. It was more of a training experience for the job that I had a college. But we were like integrated circuit company but like a used we sold used integrated circuits. Sorta refurbishing them was dipping them in back in the US. Solder melted solder. Yeah I regard thyroid cancer keep. He's I was just saying I was honestly because it was a boring job this I'm grabbing the little integrated circuit with these dipping. It into this melker solder and there was like a train have to put it in this like solder flux. I like like oil or whatever and then you dip it in there. Well this guy's training and I dip it in there and I dip it in the solder in the whole thing. I think golf pro job. Now go ahead and the solder splattered everywhere and went all of my arm. Cina see those guys were there right. There would unless there were two guys standing above you with psychic balls having a conversation. I don't WanNa hear your pension all the majors worse job. Now I think is the worst because listen mine was uncomfortable. But there's nothing worse than like having everybody looking at you and depending on you and you're just standing there failing. Yeah there's a about a disappointing hundred fifty at the same time puzzle. Many of them. It could have been there artie for many. I need Cova. Then don't you God don't you? Don't you sorta resort or did you resort factor like the? Hey I'm just going for a stiff cocktail and hopefully these people love it and then they just there in like after. Two cocktails hammering didn't even know what they're drinking whether it's water lemonade or skyping. That was I think that makes sense now back then. I was actually really trying to do a good job. So yeah so. It's about the attitude when I was in college. I always bartended in Boston. At my buddy's girlfriend star. She wanted to learn so she got a job in training but she had a different attitude so she started making drinks same type of thing granted she was like a girl so she probably had a guy at one point. Some guy goes. That's not how you make that drink. And that's how we make it here buddy and she finished it just gives it to also. Jaeger lead it about you. Get Kirk I really too many jobs in college. It was like a summer job where we like. Put up a party rental place but like the guys we work was basically a whole bunch of college. People who worked for like ten years like methods but it was like you show up like all right you have to like take a five hundred person. Tent like two hours away goes set it up in the middle of Nowhere. And then like you go. Do you go sleep in a parking lot for three hours. It was the weirdest job it was. I don't know if it's bad job. And it was a different company. Company K. No look like if you've ever rented like a dance lower party ten. I mean the guys coming things up. Yeah and then you look over Shane. Bartending gifted his car drives away. I you you literally show up in the morning and it's like eighty morning my hand out like the manifesto what people are supposed to be like. Oh cool I'm going to be able go like sleeping extra golf for three hours a day. Like you pretty much trying to figure out how you'RE GONNA screw the company so rick. Rick Burn his arm. Shane was humiliated for a bunch of people. I had to stand there while naked. Men talk like cleaning their shoes and your job. Is You have to take a nap on a car. Pretty much. Got Rough one as nice to see you were able bounceback. Yeah Sorta I need the oven. Right now lack mckinney kebabs. Ready to go really talked anybody more northern hour so I gotta go. I'm getting where you have to go garage at one hundred twenty three steps today. It was awesome tomorrow. I'm going to break. It was. Yeah yeah he drives the lake. He lost the fine was to look backward truck down to the lake. And then you fish out the back you know you need touch the ground. I don't know man. Do you guys think it'd be easy today during this like not date but to be single. I'm single nothing'll anywhere but I'm getting right now. Horrible on. Why do you think he makes on his own called in? Why did he makes three LASAGNA's been separated for two years on our GONNA be personally? Gosh this could want you charitable a little bit. Yeah regarding never never never never. But it sucks like Yeah social so datings. Not a social distance datings not very Not Very Fun. So if you don't mind can you walk US through it? Actually I do my social. I don't mean you personally. But so for instance. Are you on a dating dating someone over a couple months? But it's like what is when we get back to normal when you can go to borrow. Go travel vocation. Is that so okay? So you're dating someone you're not looking like dating different people. Look you like what about people who are on like gender or whatever I'm someone people who just didn't up for two months and of the people that just moved in together. That's gotTa be house where they don't get a break in all. That's gotta be rough. I know someone that it wasn't a romantic thing but they just moved in. They got a new roommate like a week before this happened. So then they were stuck in a new place for the roommate. Believe you've been married for fifteen years. Ricky you've been married like eight years while the other side of the spectrum right so talk. Talk Talk to that. Hypothetically I don't really have anything to say about it but yeah let's go back to Kirk Kirk twenty five hundred dollars but to answer the question. Henry weekly was on. Cbs Sunday morning and talking about his longtime marriage enter was saying that even the two of them have been married for forty something years. It's difficult even though he's got this great relationship because humans are meant to be together that closely not humans should be again that closely for that law like we are in quarantine so he was talking about that But he might a divorce attorney and he said win. China lifted its restrictions. They had record numbers people filing for divorce China's president. They say they say the divorce lawyer is GonNa be an booming business. Boomed a long time after this. I think it's funny people that p people that work with I have never seen their significant other like how they are at work when they're working from home ear on the phone. You know the people that are like all of a sudden you realize that your your wife. Your husband is like okay. Let's circle back on this. And then they start using lingo being totally honest sometimes. My wife uses phrases on her work goals. Where I'm like if this was my boss GonNa shut up wife. Oh my God you're an asshole that work also. Yeah well she do that. Yeah I think it would be hard. Go trying to plan a day go out and do any of that kind of stuff. I mean at some point when you just forfeit the rules. Warranty me yeah. I mean well I mean how he has kids careful new Brooke warranty none Huntington Beach last week is like a totally jackasses on one block and one guy has the iphone on it and like CNN like blasts in California's toll in disarray. Everyone's on the beach. I mean it's like two two thousand jackasses. Everybody else in California was doing what they're supposed to be doing. Yeah I mean that Georgia they open back up and within twenty four hours. They had a thousand cases or two thousand new cases. It's like the data and Jalan ta to get pushed out out with twenty four hours but it's like. Oh that data three days old. Neyla this dump it on Saturday because some county that doesn't have the internet like which dollar numbers for so I'm not a conspiracy theory person not at all. 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A Giant Code Red

The Kevin Sheehan Show

1:50:05 hr | 3 months ago

A Giant Code Red

"All right guys let's be honest. Were better watching football than we've ever been at playing football some of you. Some of you had that story about the knee injury in high school that kept you from the D.. One scholarship and eventually from being drafted into the NFL. But most of us are just better at watching the game this football season's different and Pepsi is here to get you ready for the Game Day. No matter how. You Watch this season Pepsi's the refreshment that you need to power through game day and become a member of the League of football watchers. These are the passionate fans like us that are the real generational talent that Pepsi fuels because Pepsi isn't made for those who played a game it's made for those who watch it Pepsi made for football watching to made for football watching dot com check out the latest football watching content from Pepsi. You don't want it. You don't meet it. But YOU'RE GONNA, get it anyway the Kevin Sheehan show is giving. A football Friday cooley and Kevin Football Friday cooley out. In his studio now out in. Wyoming on here in our luxurious studios in Bethesda. Maryland. And we are going to a football show today. There's there's other stuff to talk about Dwayne. Back at practice you know some of the things that Rivera said about Haskins and the linebackers I would like to get to as well but we'll have a Washington beats the giants if our keys to the game I, smell test with a lot of picks. This weekend coolies got a lock of the week. We'll pick the Washington giant game as well. Remember. Cooley, this is a big stretch in the schedule. This is the this stretch of the schedule where Rivera's GonNa Make Hey, this is where he told Moose Johnston about the next six games going into the rams game that he's gotTa. Go foreign to, which means now he's gotTa go foreign one. If he loses Sunday that means he's gotTa go foreign no. After that in all seriousness if he's serious about being a contender in the division will then this is a must game. Period. You have to beat the giants or it's over and we are on twenty, twenty, one at one. In five I think it's a Code Red Game. He didn't say code. Red. Sure, he did not say Code Red but it seems like Lois Tampa Code Redken lose game and we're not talking about anything what was their record when they played Tampa Or I think it was two and four. I think that's exactly what it was. Two and four. And they beat Tampa and they might have been actually they might have been better than that midseason. I'M GONNA I'M GONNA. Look it up right now I think I think you're right. I think it was two and four and remember they had new. England afterward afterwards, and then the bye week. So there was like thought or either the bye. Week. then. New England Freddie forget exactly what it was. It was two thousand fifteen right two thousand fifteen because ended up being the division winning year so let me go to two thousand fifteen get the Washington redskins schedule for that year. Two and four, two and four going into the Tampa game Well, we had a couple of games that were interesting that year. So that was the year you know you opened up with two at home and you got the rams lost the dolphins, beat the rams. Then that Thursday night ugly game in the meadowlands boy, there are a couple of those Thursday nighters against the giants that were early in the season. Then you had the, you know ninety yard drive at the end of the game were Kirk through the game winner to Pierre to beat Philadelphia to get to two and two, and then you had the Ryan grant fall down game in overtime against Atlanta when he fell down and yet. that Kirk pick game yes. But it was really the Ryan Fall Down Game I mean Kirk Kirk let them down the field for the game winning the game tying field goal, and then they were on the move in. In overtime when not Ryan grant fell down then they got bum rushed by the jets. The jets were really good on defense that year they had on defense some good players like Wilkerson in Richardson and Cromartie looking and look Leonard. Williams, was a rookie that year anyway. Was He rookie that year? Yeah I guess he was rookie that year and then and then you had the Tampa Bay game which he which Jay said is a Code Red Game and Code Red? Men We have to win it. If we're GONNA have a season but it also may have been a code red game for kirk cousins. who hadn't played poorly. But, had a bad game against a defense that dominated them against the jets and they're down twenty four to nothing midway through the second quarter against the buccaneers at home. And then it all started I mean that was a comeback that was a comeback touchdown pass which you called. I remember the call of it Jordan Reed isolated, remember and use. He gives you said cousins has Jordan Reed on the slant for for the touchdown and that's exactly where he went with the ball. and then the rest is you know. They ended up winning there. They ended up winning six of their final nine games and making the postseason. That you're anyway How did we get under that I? Don't even know how Oh Code Red, code, right right. So do you so one in four, can you really have a Code Red Game? Well Yeah. You can have a Code Red Game I think at any point where your season would end if you lose a game because the season and even in this division if they lose to the giants. Yeah Yeah. Right. One in five. With some of the. It's ill after that with the team. If they were the chargers right now. In this division. And had lost four games by less than. Seven points. To overtime, games young quarterback WHO's really starting to play in offense who's capable of moving the ball defense who I think should give us in a division. I think he could put the chargers right now one in five in our division and say it's not over for them. There's a good shot. Agreed I would say the same thing about Minnesota I would say the same thing. Let me find other bad will obviously the forty niners I would say the same thing about the Texans. I. Would say the Texans would have a chance in our in our in our division at one and four. I think so. I think less of a chance I. I don't like the Texans very much I like him this weekend. There's little smell test teeth where you. Before, we get to some of the things that Ron. Rivera said yesterday. I are. You surprised that the chiefs signed Latvian Bell. that. Was I know that there was a lot of discussion that that would be the team that he would sign. But they've got. Clyde Edward Solaire and he's been phenomenal as a rookie. I I don't know why they need Levy on Bell I had thought about it but I WANNA get yours. I. I'm not surprised at all. I think Lee. I'm bell has something approved and I think he was so unhappy with the jets and Head coach clearly didn't likely on bail. Obviously that's injuries, but he's GonNa go to a chance the team where he's got a chance to win football games in contribute in a big way and. The thing that. Somehow, you forget quickly as what backs are really capable of or what anybody's really capable of when you have a two year span were their coach doesn't use them that way maybe on bells one of the best pass catching running backs in the history of the NFL. Jens owning credible out of the backfield is receiver. That's what they'll use him as in Kansas City. They're so dynamic with their backs and to back sets out of the backfield in Kansas. City that later on a huge problem I what did they pay him? It's a one year. It's it's a one year deal right? It's like. I mean. I realize we are where we are but lady I'm bill would have been great signing. I love Levian, Bell I when you and I were doing the show and we would have conversations about him and his style and his patients in how you know it was so unique how he would get the ball in the backfield and he would actually just come to a stop and then all of the sudden he figured out where to go and eat explode with speed with power with great vision my theory on this I'm actually was. The following theory and that is good God. Did he hurt Kansas City over the years? Pittsburgh owned Kansas City with Levy Bell in some really big football games the last the last time they met in the postseason in twenty seventeen, Pittsburgh want to Arrowhead won the game eighteen to sixteen and lady on Bell Thirty carries one hundred, seventy yards in the game the previous regular season. WHOA in that that year in the regular season it. was that year in the regular season at Arrowhead thirty two carries a hundred seventy nine yards are remember those two games because you know the chiefs were okay man, the chiefs are pretty good looks like they can get it done. It's an Andy Reid team there. They've got some weapons and lady on bell destroyed them twice and I was thinking that Andy Reid might think he might end up in buffalo he might end up you know in. In a place that heat end up having to compete with him and ultimately is like I'd rather have him here. Then see him in the post season you know as a as a back four I'm trying to think of the other AFC teams, a buffalo new, England, you know the not the raiders at teams that that that would could potentially give them a run that would need backs Baltimore really doesn't need a back necessarily so. I think he'd rather have him joined with him. Then have to to coach against him. His Bell had some of his best games against the chiefs. Arrowhead. He's had some of his best games against a lot of teams. It was incredible. The thing that was a problem with this is this really hard thing for a lot of coaches and it happens often especially when players have big success, this is what I've heard about bell forever that he's a pain in the. Ass. that he does things the way he wants to do things. But at the same time, he works as hard as anybody on the field. Just he wants to work his way. And nobody wants to let him work his way and at some point. Certain coaching staffs, the NFL going to have to say. You'RE GONNA work their way we're paying them all. We're paying levy on bell for your fifty two million dollar contract. We can get him on Sunday. We're not. He's not the leader slash example player. We'll find somebody else that we want to have the young players look up to. And ultimately, you can say. When you get to his level, you do that Shit. But until you get there, you do it at our our way. He's got away that works it doesn't work for everybody else. I think it it was hard because a lot of people don't trust the they can corral lady on bail into their system or their culture. That's a really interesting thing and I think it's really one of those things that. In any aspect of life in any profession you have to. As a CEO as a president as a coach as a manager, you have to be open minded on somebody like that. If that's who he is if that's what you're describing him to be. it's really about you know is, is it worth it like to use Tommy's favorite expression is the juice worth the squeezing in his case it is because he so good when it matters most. And then there are other people where it's just not worth. You know the headache or having him work that way I think I guarantee. There are a lot of people that are listening that have some you know quirky doesn't fit in with everybody likes a bit of a loner wants to sort of do it. Their way isn't really manageable yet produces massive results in you have to make that decision are the results better than is the substance better than the style we'll substances. If. The substance produces, then you should always overlook style for substance. I-. Trent Williams I'm not going to compare them as an apples to apples but Trent Williams during his career right never showed up for OTA's wasn't there necessarily as a true mentor off season for a lot of the younger guys didn't WanNa work out here wanted to workout in. Texas with his own people. You know there were some players I believe that you played with would wouldn't Clinton? A WHO? Me Clinton. Clinton. I was one of those people I would always end up complying but Clinton was certainly one of the guys that said. The practice. Art. It hurts me. If I were. Via over work in practice I. can't play as hard as I wanNA play on Sunday and Gibbs understood that endured didn't in that was the constant battle zone. And then when the coach makes it the constant battle, then it's highlighted that he's a problem. To your point or Tommy's point is the juice the squeezing the other thing is. It's one thing when a player's been on a team like Clinton. New Coach comes in and has a thought process. It's a completely different thing when you decided to go out and pay fifty, two, million dollars for orange juice. Would you think you're going to turn into cranberry juice? True you gotTa know that. You knew you do your do your due diligence and your homework figure out who the player isn't he say, do we like this player and do we like everything about him because we're paying him so much that we have to are we going to pay him this much for Sunday's in not worry about the way he gets to Sunday. you've got to say if you're going to pay him that then you've gotta say, yes, we're GonNa, let him do it his way and now I I would I would suggest that you know a team in a franchise like Pittsburgh sort of giving up on him to a certain degree would be a bit a bit of a Red Flag for me. Like whenever I see the quality franchises decide to move on from a really good player and Levy on bell was a really good player. That's a red flag. Held up for year and a half he wouldn't show up in play. They wouldn't pay him a long term deal they wanted him to keep taking. Theory of running running back. That's true make. Good money they just didn't want to pay him however much. He wanted kit the other points. This is how much did we talk about? You're never gonNA get back a full year of salary. In the national football his. Salary tag numbers but I think fourteen million dollars something like that. Went over and over. That's exactly. In say I want a long career. But. You lost a full year of salary in your prime. You're not. You're not getting it back and he's not. This this decision, he made to not sign a deal Pittsburgh not come back and try to work it out play them a lot of money. Especially, not just play under the tax of the year OPTIMA boatload of money no money twenty, eighteen, not one penny earned in two thousand eighteen and he's not going to get near. Two million dollars contract let me quantify it for you because I'm looking at his career earnings, he was obviously on. That rookie deal which was incredibly favorable for the team He signs the tag in twenty seventeen earns twelve point one, million, dollars, twenty eighteen he refuses to sign the tag for fourteen million he sits out he loses fourteen million dollars. By the time he gets signed by the jets he basically gets a contract worth fourteen million dollars closer to fifteen but basically, two year deal paid him twenty, seven, million bucks. So he lost fourteen million, he never made up the fourteen million that he sat out for in two thousand eighteen never made it up. We said all along. He was never, GonNa. I think this is one we were starting our financial. Clientele this. Right was it the PR business or was it the financial adviser Business Financial Adviser Business then wish we could have him. Yes. I think we would have also advised tim from a PR standpoint not to criticize the steelers which he did a couple of times. You know the steelers are one of those organizations where if players aren't if it's not working out for players, almost always the organization gets the benefit of the doubt and you look at the player and say must be him. whereas in Washington it's the opposite If a player has a problem in criticized. Yeah. Of course, the players right makes sense. Makes make sense. They've got Edwards Allaire they've got. The on Bell. Now they've got tyreek Hill. They've got Sammy. Watkins. They've got Hartman. They've got Kelsey. They've got weapons man, they have weapons, but something's been off about them. Did we talk about this the other day today? I say. Think something's off about them. I go. Okay I think I think something's not. But. You know we went and looked at last year and they had a couple of Roth moments to. Look, they lost one game they've lost. One game could have lost to were they certainly could lost the chargers game that's for sure. All right I want to read to you. Some Ron Rivera quotes from yesterday. Minute start with this one. because there was plenty of discussion after the podcast on Wednesday about your comment that if they had linebackers if they had the linebackers, he had in Carolina they'd be a top five defense. You basically came out and said the biggest problem on defense they don't have linebackers they have bad linebacker play He was asked about linebackers he said I'd like to see. A. Little Bit more from the linebacker position. I'd like to see them be a little bit more consistent and productive. They've had good numbers but we've given up some place in my opinion that can be directly relate related to that position. I'd like to see that position play better for us and then Jack del Rio on the linebackers yesterday we need more production. He said. We're looking for for production from our linebackers and understanding where they are in the scheme of our defense. We're looking guys to make plays trying to find the right combination in the most productive combination are constant. The businesses about production were learning our team or teams learning us where tempting to give looks to give opportunities. It sounds like coal holcombes, GonNa get an opportunity. Wednesday, there's no hokum healthy. There's literally no way they don't play. So hold on was he they asked about the linebackers I feel bad. If they were they were they were asked about the linebacker. Created. I. Think. He did too. He also said. I think I mean honestly you sat and watched it I sat and watched it. I had people tweeting me they pulled all the clips and put them on twitter. Anybody it's available to anybody to go out and watch you think. I. Was making anything up. Entertain Yourself del Rio mentioned coal holcombes name multiple times during his presser yesterday he oh, I hope coal will get more involved. We'd like to get him involved in give him a crack at it. The funny thing about holcomb is that what I liked about holcomb last year is I like the fact that he could run you know there hasn't been enough team speed defensively for too long KP L. to me in the first five games has shown why they were excited about him because he can run You've suggested that Boston can run certainly as blitzer and maybe that should be the only reason he's on the field did mention in del Rio. Mentioned that he likes bostick leadership. Boston's. But I think we're gonNA see Holcomb where are we gonna see all you start. Coach to the players good leader. You're. Opening. Door. Yeah the doors the doors have been opened the door to. Never, never land. I WANNA. Read a couple of other quotes that have nothing to do with the linebackers I wanted to start with that. In case you hadn't seen it. So the the last month with Ron being very. Back in four different opinions here. Different. You know on this day an opinion on this day, and then a completely different view an opinion on the following day in again we say it's obviously it's obvious that he's off like he's not himself nor. I think everybody understands why he's not himself. He's fighting cancer right now. But there are two specific quotes I wanna read from yesterday they asked about the team being one in four and him keeping the team mentally sharp and he said quote we're trying to develop this football team and that's what we're going to do win or lose going forward. The bottom line in the thing we've got to understand is we're going to play to win. Were most certainly going to play to develop guy is that we think are going to help us and that's what we've got to do going forward. So in that one statement, I WANNA nitpick but it's developed this football team but we're GONNA play to win but we're going to develop guys that we think will help us. In the future going forward. Then there's a quote later on that sort of adds to that he says, things are going to be hard I've said that from the beginning, this is not going to be easy just because I'm showing up does not mean we're going to win the division. We've got to work through it. There are a lot of things to grow through. You have to keep playing. You've got to be you've gotta keep playing the guys that you think are going to help you going forward. That's what we're trying to do or we're going to play guys that we think are going to help us. But as I said, there's also an interesting stretch right now there are five. Games that are very impactful and that we have an opportunity and a chance what he's saying is again, you know sort of back and forth between the development in the winning the Games. But there's there two lines from both of these quotes that I think are very revealing about the way they view Twain Haskins. When he says twice you, we are going to keep playing the guys that you think are going to help you going forward. We're going to play guys that we think are going to help us in the future. This is revealing because they're not playing dwayne like twain doesn't fit into their future. This is hardly a big reveal, but it's damning like because yesterday he also said. We're going to give dwayne another chance I hope Twain. You know has has a chance to develop here. You know he's saying both things, but the bottom line is he thinks he can be competitive. Now in the next couple of games, we'll tell the tale but then it's about developing the players that he wants to see a part of his program next year and beyond. But that's what you should always be doing. You should always be looking to play the players that can help you in the future in less that players definitively worse than the player that's at your position which the positions we've been talking about. There's just no chance. It's people get. So critical of will were evaluating players with Mike. said that on the in two thousand twelve or we're GONNA evaluate everybody you're always evaluating everybody always trying to play the best players I understand that I'm just saying that the the phrase you have to keep playing the guys you think are going to help you aren't word is essentially an indictment on Haskins not being a part of that group given. Fast but he's but he's a third stringer. Who who else is it about? Why I think it's about the linebacker conversation not defense I. Think it's about anybody who hasn't played effectively to this point in the season. Yeah it's. It's. It's interesting though. Because they're veteran Landon Collins has played poorly the season. They're not trying to anybody else out at position. So it's still only applied to the positions that are low cap positions. The you know the trade deadline's coming up in a couple of weeks and I was having this conversation with. this morning about the players. First of all standings reached out to a couple of NFL exempts that essentially say you're not GonNa get much for join right now and they didn't they didn't help themselves obviously with the way they handled this in in keeping whatever value he may have had at that level The other thing is I was. Thinking about players that they move on from you gotta think about the players who aren't under contract next year Ryan Kerrigan. Ryan. Anderson and maybe Fabien Moreau. it wouldn't surprise me if they move Carrigan at the trade deadline at all wouldn't surprise. He's not GONNA get anything for rank arrogant. What would you get for Ryan? Nothing? Because of the way he's playing. Yes. I think it was entertaining to potentially trade him last year for fifth or sixth. You also get continue to pay his salary for the rest of the year. So whoever takes him two weeks is going to end up paying six dollars the rest of the season, right? You would have gotten more than a fifth or six. Yeah, you would have no reason. I totally disagree I. I love when you disagree with me but. I don't think you are right and I'll tell you what I'll tell you. I am right. 'cause I know I'm right because I know. Just like just like they said that about Trent Williams. You still think they were going to get a one Trent Williams. I I'd certainly if not a one, a second third or second fourth. Yes. Had they moved him at the right time? Yeah. Absolutely. I would have definitely taken a second or third I still think back to that first. Conversation you and I had I think on the podcast a couple years ago where I said, you could get a second third second fourth or maybe even not even that because of the. Because of the potential to have to negotiate the contract. and Go back to the first trades are really fickle in. It's really Nice Gre-. What you think you can get for somebody in there's a lot behind the trade and there's a lot that goes into the salary in what you're going to have to deal with when you move forward. Yes they got. They got throw down right now rank a year ago Ryan Kerrigan you're going to get a year and a half. The. Who is Chris long look up whatever when he was traded to Philadelphia, if he was traded or if he was ever traded at any point what was given Chris, long it would have been similar to that in last year if you sign. Carrigan. If you're to trade for Kerrigan, you had to have eleven million dollars on your cap this year. Guaranteed. Money. I understand that no, one would have one year one year. So would have been to renegotiate with Ryan Kerrigan. And, maybe he would have done that in. So I I, you weren't getting better than six. Chris long which traitor you looking for I don't know Chris Long. was traded for it to be honest with you or if he just became a free agent when let's think about it, he he's he's gone. He signed like a two year deal with. New England and twenty sixteen. With the Eagle Eagle. I I can't find that ultimately with no leverage left in the Trent. Williams. Situation they got third fifth from the forty niners. So I? In looking through some of those trades and we've been through this conversation, it's an old conversation. But in looking through, you know the Tunsil deal and some of the other deals that had been made the the Brown trade to Seattle. There's no reason that Trent. Williams had. You traded him on the up and up before before the cancer scare before the issue medically there's no reason why you wouldn't have gotten a second and the third for Trent Williams ye you just would have been absolutely cleveland. It was reported that Cleveland was talking first round pick at the trade deadline in two thousand nineteen and that the Patriots were interested in a late I for Trent in the training camp going into twenty nineteen and who knows what Houston would done if Trent had been available made available rather than Rather than than Tunsil the the the the bottom. By the way is the the the way. Ultimately, they handled Trent Williams and kirk cousins in which they got two thirds and a fifth ultimately was damaging to the organization. It very easily could have been too I. had it been managed properly and worst case a first a second and third. I just don't see it. I don't see trampoline different. I don't see a lot of trades being more positive than people give. I agree it's always hard on these trades, but you're discounting the reporting as it relates to trend you're discounting the reportings it relates to Kirk. The forty nine would have given up our first for Kirk that. Do believes I think they would've given that didn't have at least I can early second they had the remember they swapped with the bears and they took Solomon Thomas who turned out not to be great. But they did discussion really is that the forty niners if they had to would have given up that that top three number one, they had the other number one at the end of the first run. Mike told you yes, he did. He did. That doesn't mean. The reporting was that the forty niners were willing to give up a first rounder for cousins. It's just a matter of which of the two first rounders they had that year. Because, they had two of them. But that was the year that everyone said. Stick around through the late in the first day. We were doing a show, Redskins Park. Right and there was. Real. Potential Trade on the board in the twenties. Whatever The number this is all. Old Stuff we this is my fault for taking us down this road. All right. 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If coolio give a key, I'll give a key will go back and forth you start. I'm going to start with sacking, Daniel Jones. Pressure is going to be a key to get sacks, but Dale Jones is not. Getting near enough credit for being able to avoid pressure and still get ball downfield. Prime. Example. Go, Watch the Dallas Game Young. Years consistently under pressure they're both of their tackles Andrew Thomas they're left tackle the big took Georgia. In Cameron Thomas the right tackle right now who was in Dallas are both giving up big time pressures I. Know Andrew Thomas is struggling quite a bit. And so sacking, Daniel, Jones is going to be absolutely critical. This is an offense that I joke about with Jason Garrett all the time. It's Dole he's always got nothing going on. That's not necessarily the case it's a pretty versatile offense that complements itself really well, run screen variety of run personal packages. I. Think when you watch the giants offensively, they're not bad. When they get hurt is when you really put pressure on Dent, Daniel Jones, he'll throw picks in those situations throw balls up for grabs in those situations and he's got terrible boss security in the pocket also watching Dallas sack fumble touchdown. So. Real dynamic sack Daniel Jones. Let's call it six sacks. In this game you can win blogging. Well that was my second key, but I'll start by just adding to that. You know he's been sacked sixteen times fourth most times in the League pressuring is Very Important Hill, turn it over under pressure he got a ton overs and five games, five interceptions, three lost fumbles we saw that but I made this note Cooley which you mentioned he can make plays he can make plays off schedule he can. He can be very elusive of a pass rush by the way I mentioned this the other day to you I think he passes the eye test for me. That's the you know that that that saying of look at the numbers are not very good but he passes the high test for me in the play in the at the end of the game where it was tied up at thirty, four, thirty four, he ultimately did not lead them into field goal range, but it was a second and a tent a second ten deepen their own territory under two minutes to go. He slips through the pass rush gets on the outside and makes a great throw to dairy slayton for like fifteen yards to move the chains, he can do that. I think I think there's something to Daniel Jones I want your thoughts on that when I finish up this point But if you pressure them in, you don't let them get out of the way and you hurry him, he will turn it over. On the scrambling thing, I found this number. He scrambled this year for eight first downs that leads the team in rushing for first downs and he doesn't with his legs and he's all the while looking downfield. You gotta pressure them so that you have a chance to turn them over but you can't let them loose. You can't let them get out because because he can hurt you. What do you think? Do you believe what I believe which is that forget the? Numbers the to two touchdowns six picks the turnovers that he passes the eye test to a certain degree or not I. Think he passes the test guy that's getting done right now but he's getting done while he's growing. So when I look at Daniel Jones through the last couple of games, he's definitely elusive and he can make a lot of throws on the move big throws on the move any knows when he has to move and you talked about is Downfield He is looking to move to throw the football. Right he's not duck in his head and trying to dodge rush to just survive now. I like when you watch quarterback grow his pocket mechanics under pressure are awful. Balls everywhere has feet are everywhere. But he's looking downfield. And so in seeing that, you see a guy that will potentially grow. With. His comfortability in the pocket in his feet to start to really move very easily and still be able to deliver the ball I think right now you see a guy that's continuing to get better and better and better in the guy that's under a lot of pressure will he gets better? I The some of the negatives are he he'll just four throats. Unto me a lot of the quick game stuff. The one-two-three he wants to get to number one the I read. It your third step let that thing go and he's forcing balls swill especially to Ingram. If I was playing the giant now, I'd be all over Inger? Early in short stuff. Because he'll fourth rose Ingram you bathe him to force throws to Ingram in three step drop situations. He's better than people are giving him credit for right now. I think no doubt about offense is running because Daniel Jones I think that's true. There couple things that I noticed last week in watching him. I think at that at times he's inaccurate unlike the like short and medium throws, but I think he throws a good deep ball especially to the middle and right side of the field I think he's really consistent with his ball placement in his ability to get balls to where guys can have a chance. And think his accuracy is pretty pretty good down the field actually pull this up. The. It. The good news is. He's like five of eight down the field. He is. Okay. I didn't know what the numbers I remember looking. Into the middle okay. Is over to outside left deep. And he's two for eight outside left medium. I think another another interesting stat would be when you do get to him and you you are able to sack how often does he dropped the ball because he? Does not protect the football know that ball is out there. It is out there that the other interesting thing when you watch plays like how many times is he throwing the ball while getting hit a lot andrew he's getting hit he is getting pressured a boatload. I mean it's like. Most quarterbacks one in five one in six are real pressure situations if not less. Daniel Jones close to pressured on half of his throws I'll bet you if if there's a stop to it, it's near half. Troubles at least a at least a quarter. A quarter of his throws he's getting pressured hit scrambling moving running. It's it's you know it's GonNa be really interesting. We've got a really interesting potential offseason. I know we're just at the beginning of this season but when it comes to quarterbacks if the jets and the giants in Washington or all at the top of the draft board again. Now, Washington obviously is going to be in the market for a quarterback in the twenty twenty, one draft I think we can all safely say that but what do you do if you're the giants or and you've got trevor? Lawrence's a possibility. You know what? What if you're the jets accede to me Sam Darnold, pass the eye test every time I watch him he's been on A. Terrible football team he has he has in the last year and a half years not passed the test in multiple games to me he he does as as a competitor and as a playmaker, I'm he's also he also gets hurt a lot but imagine you know the that you've got the jets and the giants at the top of the of the draft board with recent first round selections in. And Daniel Jones, you know you mentioned the the he's under pressure. I was reading something and I had this guy from the athletic covers the giants Dan Doug on on the radio show this morning Andrew Thomas who was pick number four all it has not been impressive they're not are not happy with Him Yeah He's been awful. He's got beat by Bora. She's gotten beat by speed. He's gotten beat with up and unders. You know it was funny. Andrew Thomas was just the most ready system they said Moshe Ready. The most ready but he wasn't. There was nothing when he watched Andrew Jones. Andrew. Thomas in College I. Remember Watching Him with a couple guys when you watched him that said he's a Mahler he's. An athletic freak there's no Trent Williams Andrew Thomas. He's just the most consistent player in the draft left here, and that's what everyone seems to want. Left tackle who end up being a decent of tackle A to. Hear a lot of tackles taken enough top half of the draft last year remember Hedrick Wills who we already saw in Cleveland. He's playing a lot not playing well, I have no idea how becton the kid from Louisville doing with the. In was he was. What type Beckton was the guy if he had the drive that you want it but that was the thing that everyone questioned was becton soft worth worth says starting in Tampa and. I have no idea how he's doing Brady's been under pressure a lot. All Right I'm Washington beats. New York Gimme your second key while you you. We alternate when we do this I know but I sort of just agreed with your first one because it was. Your first one is I mean I'll give you my first one. This is more fun than it is Profound but they can't punt as much as they punted last week they have to punt half as many times this week. As they did last week they punted ten times against the rams. I would say that a key to the game is not putting any more than five times against the giant giants. Asli. This is a way to describe how important it is that they move the ball this week that they moved the chains that the approach scoring territory that they actually score some points and they give the defense some time to catch its breath and you know Cooley last week I gave you the the number about punts. It's obviously much. Washington is punted thirty one times in five games of the teams that have played five games. The next closest are the terrible jets who have only punted twenty five times six months less. That's too much punting for trump's way and the reason they're putting it so much as they don't make first downs, they're dead last not even close offensively on third down converting twenty nine point nine percent of their third down opportunities now on. The flip side. Here's something positive. The giants are thirty I. IN THIRD DOWN Defense they allow fifty three point nine percent conversions on third down. So something has to give here as they say but bottom line is it's just not been enough offensively thirtieth in scoring their dead last in yards per game two, hundred, sixty, three, and we know that last week was one of the most embarrassing offensive performances in recent NFL history. and eight total yards minus six in the second half where they did not have one first down and obviously they didn't have any points either. So you know the punting thing was a way to get to. They've got to move the football. They've got a convert some on third down they've got a punt less. The defense I know what you said about the defense and we went through the whole film breakdown. It also couldn't have helped that when they got to the sideline especially in the second half after a bunch of stops, they basically got water squirted into their mouth and we're told to get back on the field because that's how quick the offense was out You know out there in the bathroom, the sideline. Water here get ready to build. The offense is going to go three and out we know that. So water cook what maybe a little oxygen. Jon Allen walks over to the sideline. Hey, I, need some oxygen water. We can give you want. We don't have time for the oxygen. Tanks not enough time. Line, you're one one. One cycle through in the meantime you hear you hear, nate cats are screaming trests stress punt team Punti. My God I've. Never, seen this team punt. Stands on alert all time. Ready to go. The offense is on the field. Literally as as. Kyle Allen's walking out on the field. For a first and ten from their own forty, two yard line punt team get ready punt team yet ready I mean how how discouraging it must be because you know that they've got they've got to be on alert. Because that three play drive is going pretty quickly. You can't have a lot of three play drives that doesn't work. So anyway, what's your next Washington wins if? This will be on the lighthearted side as well. But I think you'll like this the clock management at the end of the half at the end of the game has got a gain you a net six points. It's a situation. And you understand what I mean by net six point. Yes. You need to gain points not allow the giants to have opportunities at the end of the half at the end of the game. Understood. It might not happen, but they win the game if they do that is being managed the clock appropriately in at the end of the half, can could score a touchdown or field goal versus give them the ball back or I mean three games out of five so far they've had an interception within the last minute of right. Had Opportunities. and. They took advantage in Philadelphia. I mean. It's it's simple. It's lighthearted but. Some of the man who be. At the end of the has got the last. Closing. Them Gate. The got the last three points last week and they got the seven in Philadelphia? I Should have been a bit. I've went through very clearly an opportunity school seven points or if you want to call it a real opportunity, they could've been an opportunity to eight. Seriously folk. Here's my real second Washington wins if. They need to create six pass plays of twenty plus yards. And I think in those six past plays they need to throw the ball. More than ten yards to get twenty yard game. New York will play them and everyone will play them short to be. The right now in true situation where the run action pass or the throws down, the field will actually help the run game. It was always thought of an still isn't a lot of places that run game is going to create the passing game. Washington's run game is not going to create for the passing game because nobody believes you're ever going to get over the top. So even if they continue to run the ball for four and a half five yards, a carry New, York will just play. Over the top defense, they'll say you can't consistently get five yards. One of our guys is GonNa make a play tackle for loss at some point and stop drive you someone's GonNa make a mistake. You're not consistent enough. You can't Nickel Dimas down the field you're not Hank Schram over there Agai, there's no matriculation. In. So for me, they have to create pass place of twenty plus yards and I think that six of by the way when you talk about how they stopped the rams last week, the rams got no big plays. They did not allow chunk place to the rams that was two weeks ago you turn about the giants they slowed the rams down how they how the giants defense stopped the rams. They held the rams to seventeen points. They didn't give up. Chunk place. It's different defense in New York then than you've seen in a long time. The three four defense now is decent secondary play, depre- peppers. Gebreel pepper spray player. they're they're pretty good upfront on defense with Dexter, Lawrence and Dalvin Tomlinson Leonard Williams, and they're not going to have to come out to shell defenses. Even if you're starting to get three or four, five yards a carry because they believe upfront, those guys will end up stopping the run. I like Blake, Martinez in Kyle Mackerel both linebackers as well. They lost Lorenzo Carter who's who is leading them. In Saxon, in quarterback pressures, he tours Achilles last week he's done. Goldens. Player at that position. So Marcus golden was a guy that was in Arizona for Montana terrain says was never whilst player but I think he has more forty. They're the worst forty four for the giants now goldens pretty good player by the way. Up. into to me, you're going to have to create plays against James Bradbury, who by the way Rivera knows really well starting left claim all very well to. Very well, but we're Rivera should know how to challenge bradberry. And got to create plays against Logan Ryan or down the field. To me, that's how you win the game on offense as you start to get chunk place and open up your offense a little bit I've said it almost every week to some extent but I don't see him nickel and diming this giants defense down the field. The Front will create problems. A lot of discussion that bradberry basically took Amari Cooper added a game last week and well, and was very effective and has been very effective. They are thrilled in New York with that acquisition of Bradberry in he'll be on McLaren more likely than not next Washington wins. If is they've? Got To protect Kyle Alan I. Mean it was under duress under siege quickly and the giants you know have a timely pass rush. Now they lost Lorenzo Carter as I mentioned to an Achilles injury and he was a big part of the pass rush. But obviously last week there were too many too many sacks by the way I mentioned to you by the way by the way There's GONNA be a new offensive line. This week is sheriff is going to be back and Sadique Charles more likely than not is going to start at guard for West Martin they're gonNA move him to guard he's been working a guard this week. So we're going to see a different offensive line were to see sheriff back and we're GONNA see Siddiq Charles the rookie fourth-rounder from Lsu who did to be basically the replacement for Trent Williams at left tackle he's going to be in there at guard what do you make of that? Well so deep Charleston is a guy that they loved athletically run. He was a character issue guy or multiple He was a first round pick. I think. This is funny. Right. At linebacker and we got problems at left right now based on last week. I mean the. West. Martin. Thing that you hate he was against Aaron Donald Most the game and less Martin would be sitting there saying I my job because Darren Donald Kick my ass all day in winning game plan for him. In they didn't game plan for him. But the scary thing about what West did was he abandoned all technique and panic that game. quit playing the way he knew how to play and played a different way just to try to save himself, which is the worst thing you could possibly do. I think Charles Will. Be Really interesting to see if he can play and you get him in a left garden if he can play any like his work ethic and he like how he's handling himself. I think at some point you could see potentially playing left tackle. BREAD PUTS SWEITZER backing at left guard or West Martin back in left. But I think you've got to find out what you have in Sadique in right now let's a great spot to see what you haven't. Your next one Washington wins if I just wanted to do now. You roll the dice you went to. All right. It's sort of dovetails on your end of half clock management but this is a very interesting thing. The giants have kicked a lot of field goals this year I don't know if you've noticed that or not. But Graham Gano who their kicker were very, very familiar with Graham Gano not to mention another guy is very familiar with Graham going that would be Ron Rivera because he kicked in Carolina. As well, for many years, he's in New York believe it or not. He's in his eleventh year and the NFL he is thirteen fourteen on the season through five games. All right. So he's he's kicked thirteen field goals in five games so far and last week he kicked three beyond fifty yards. He kicked fifty order will not beyond fifty or beyond fifty ardor fifty. Four yarder and a fifty five yard field goal against the cowboys and the point here is that I know Dallas Has Dallas and it's basically indoor and therefore you know these kickers indoor on field turf. It's like south anywhere from fifty seven, Fifty, eight in people are going to try. It doesn't matter about score time or quarter I mean this is field goal range. When they cross midfield, they're a few yards away from field goal range with him. So I expect personally a lower scoring game this week I I don't see kyle and lighting the giants up and I don't see Daniel Jones in the giants lighting Washington up I think it's one of the lowest over unders on the board this week it actually might be the lowest this week in another week of high over unders it is. It's the lowest over under. On the board this week at forty three currently and I could see a game in which these field goals matter. So when they approach their own forty, five yard line, Forty, seven yard line there they're ten yards or less away from field goal range and you have to understand that like he you know there's field position and there's an understanding of Oh we let him get to the red zone then we'll tighten up, they score with the way Gino's kicking. A lot more than maybe Washington Ken like we do you trust Hopkins Right now from fifty or longer he's been very inconsistent from that range. This is the thing is, is I know he can make that kick in? So yeah, I do trust him but I'm also not surprised to see doing the goal folks right or go wide writer wide laughter whatever anywhere not between not between the rights yeah. He's got the legs. So you know if you believe that this could be you know a thirteen, ten game sixteen. Thirteen somewhere in that area you gotTa stop the giants at Midfield. You've got to stop them from getting into range because they're going to send Gano out there. Once they hit the forty yard line now I I looked at the weather because we know the meadowlands, you know it, you played in it and you can get some wind and you can get some issues going in different directions, but it's supposed to be beautiful on Sunday in East Rutherford sixty three sunny. No Wind. So mind you already mentioned that it was indoor. Now that he kicked indoors last week. Okay. Yeah. Now, saying that last lot of times the the coaches will let him kick from anywhere indoors. You know and last week in Dallas. Five yarder fifty four yards fifty ardor maybe this week in the meadowlands if they get to the thirty eight yard line, maybe they're not gonNa let him kick a fifty five yard or if they get to a for the forty yard line, maybe it's into the wind and they ended up punting and by the way if they punt to this team unlike Dallas, they're they're going to. Get the ball back pretty quickly whereas when you're punting to the cowboys last week, you're like, no, let's get three on the board and kick it off to him rather than punt it with no points. But casinos been very, very good. This year for them and He could be he could ultimately end up being a huge key in the gaming nearly was last week. So Stop Graham Gano. were. Sticks minutes left in the? Quarter. They lineup for fifty five yarder. Ron Causes first out a Mycenaean. You ice can no. In the first quarter he's doomed. I just think that I'm seeing a lower scoring game. I'm seeing the winner not score twenty or more points this week. I'm seeing a bunch of field goal attempts in this game. Now I could I could absolutely see that. I could I could one hundred percent that you have another one or not. Yeah I. Have One more slight. What do you got for this? Wash. Washington wins if anything second down defense will be critical for him. I do I think you gotTa Daniel Jones into some third down situations. That's what Jack del Rio. Is, do they get them into third and twenty and then they get stopped In. All seriousness. Washington is allowing too many yards and too many big plays on second down and six second down seven second down and eight. Those type of situations defensively you do have to get in true rough situations against Daniel Johnson. They'll get pressure on him if they get in Russia rush situations. And so for me, it's not allowing those chunk type plays or those move sticks and second downs. The more times that you could put pressure on Daniel Jones and potentially force interceptions or fumbles, which likely is second ten or third and seven plus. The better chance you have to get to my first key with. Thing, Jones, six times in this blogging second down defense is going to be huge for them. Don't get. Don't give up four yards five, six whatever. Let's get him in third in medium to long you'll be in good shape second down defense I think is critical put i. think that's such an underrated. way of thinking and under under reported if you will statistic in the NFL Sri can find it and that is. On defense, you gotTa have first and second down success. If you'RE GONNA get off the field you know we we had the conversation the other day about the teams that when they look at second and long they look just getting back into third and makeable whereas some teams like the chiefs in particular you know they view second twenty as a let's go get the whole twenty ll actually let's get forty and the the third. There's in the NFL man. There is such a difference between third and two thirds and three and third and ten. It's amazing how? As an NFL fan watching these games when your third and tenor longer, how many teams really can't do it and Yes the notion line like when you're creating a game plan that's an offense. It's Third One ish than it's two to six and then seven to eleven. You have groups of bright ways for those certain yardages. And so get him in certain sevens. That's really the number. Thirty, seven plus. Washington is twelfth in the League in third down defense last year dead last how many years over the last ten? Have they just been at the bottom of third-down defensive numbers they were thirty second last year in two thousand, sixteen they were dead last on third down and they're twelve they've been better on third down but you know you also have one of those games like the opener in which they were dominant in they sacked you know a couple of games that SORTA skewed that but anyway I, think that's one of those things. Like Kansas City just to get them into a third down when you're playing them is like a win you know because you can't stop on first and second I'm going to look up the stat of of the number of third-down opportunities on offense and how many third-down who's had the fewest attempted third downs and the packers have had the fewest third down attempts which obviously means considering. How good they've been in how little they turn the ball over they just aren't getting into third down a lot. Seattle doesn't get into third down a lot Tennessee hasn't gotten into third down a lot actually Kansas City's further up the list than I would have guessed but I think that's largely because of the last two games You also have a lot of teams in here that have only played four games. So that's my fault green but Green Bay's only played four games of the teams that have played five games. Seattle has the fewest third down attempts. followed by Minnesota who's been very productive, offensively and then the forty niners the panthers say Okay Ravens are there I usually I would I would imagine Cooley the fewer third down attempts you have the better offense of team you ta- you tend to be the teams with fewer third down attempts are the teams that I love because it's essentially the teams that believe they can get a first down on any down, which is my number one primary offensive mindset. If I, ever call place unless my teams garbage and I, don't ever believe that I can get nine yards on second down which I think is ludicrous. I'm trying to get plays in any given down. I'm trying to get yards in any given down I. Hey, trying to get three yards and third nine to get nine to get to third and six Emma smart coaches believed that they're either GonNa get to a third in two or one, or they're going to get the first down and they're not afraid to take shots. Second. Down does. You just look everyone looks at football gas they gotta get into. Third Manage ables. Teams get big yards and second down situations. The giants have been good second down our defense hasn't been particularly good in second down. Flip it and I think. Maybe start treating second seven like a blitz down like we're going to get after the quarterback down. We're GONNA get you in the third and twelve. You'RE GONNA have sex. We're GONNA have, dynamic? Run. Stops. Well. How `bout viewing how doing second and fifteen that way instead of playing. More conservatively in allowing the eight nine yard played a setup third and six. Why not treat second twelve, second, thirteen second and fifteen more aggressively to knock them out of any opportunity on third down I love that. You're not how about at least tackle not given up more than four on. Second Fifteen. Army Is Amazing to me and maybe this is. All of our second fifteen over the last ten years you're you're watching. This team. Give up huge placing second fifteen I know God there was that year two, thousand, sixteen Washington's third and longer than seven defense was the worst since the merger. In Two thousand sixteen if it was third and eight, hundred and twelve, thousand fifteen, it was like they're going to get it by the way as we were sitting here. I remember the twenty twelve season with rg three and remember Trent, Dilfer, a you're playing so you weren't available to be discussing football. Trent dilfer came on my show all the time with Tommy and one of the things he said about the twenty twelve Washington offense designed by Kyle and Mike was that it was the best first and second down offense he had ever seen and I just went and pulled up the twenty twelve third down numbers Washington had the fewest number of third down attempts in the entirely in twenty twelve. Which just tells you how good they first and second Dan Defense was in fact like if you go through the next couple of years, same numbers, you know the number that they produce, which is like one, hundred, ninety, that year are fewer the that's a really good number overall terms of third downs through sixteen games. Actually, it's pretty comparable as I'm going through some of these anyway but. Yeah I mean like when I watch Baltimore and Kansas City two totally different ways of being really effective on first and second down but it just seems like you know even if they do have a third down. They're going to get it because it's third and one or third into, and they've got so many options Baltimore NBC can just run it. You know they could just zone read it almost all the time. To move the sticks Baltimore may be the most difficult third and short team to stop because of Lamar Jackson in the versatility of him as a runner. Right. There so hard to stop in so many downs because of Lamar Jackson. And also with the idea that if You're three or even four you're so versatile. In Baltimore feels like forget two or three. We'll just go for it on fourth bright. Exactly. They are truly versatile because they know they can. If they can get to on third and four, they're still four down is not a punt down right so you can't definitively put them in a pass situation. Intel it's third six plus thirty seven plus most teams are in a past situation after thirty three. Yeah. A lot of teams pass situation third and two I mean it's the tasty. Threes shouldn't you should be fifty fifty yeah. You almost everybody in the league averages over three yards a carry. Should run it on third and three. You should definitely run it when you're facing nickel on third and three. Will there's no doubt about it. Analytics would say if you average three point, four yards a carry what did you do on third and three? What policing? What should you average against a nickel defense and rushing the ball? The nickel was in there the entire game what would your your yards per how how how increase yards per carry? And I think to answer your question. Put on the field denotes a defense that you get. If you went to tight ends or Titan and a fullback interface offense, you would get base defense. Okay fine. So don't be so don't go. To your point, what is your? What is your yards per carry with three wide receivers in the bugging Gimme eleven, personnel and running. GimMe Eleven personnel and run it. Great. one other quick thing in this game no Saquon Barkley Barclay's killed them. He's averaged one hundred six total rushing and receiving yards in his three games against Washington in watching them last week, which was the first opportunity other than that Pittsburgh Monday night game start to finish it. I've watched the giants. Freeman looks good to me. That was a good pickup for. Each pickup yet really good for them. 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Tonight right because Cooley basically told me he was done with the podcast if I didn't get Georgia Tech 'cause you bet a lot of money on Georgia Tech I was three and five last week I'm sixteen, twenty, four and two overall some down eight units. All right eight units below five hundred. Now to money you gotta go about fifty two point two percent or whatever it is So WanNA finish several games above five hundred but you know the record will eventually I will promise you this. The record unless the football season shuts down to cove it with me holding a losing record, the record will rise above five hundred at some point now whether or not, I can keep it there for the eleventh year at fifteen seasons we'll be another question altogether because this is not a good start but these things if you continue to play the right way and stick with the way you play hit on. Sixteen against Jack. Alright and play the right way it will come around What you're suggesting really is more at the House will always win and you're attempting to play the House and the House will suggest that a lot of people will not hit on sixteen. So you win those games. Yeah. I am picking Games that typically the House needs I'm on their side not on your side so you should be on my side. All right. Let's get to this week and I actually like two games tonight in college football both of them. FIT The smell test criteria of heavy public action on one side and sharp action on the non-public side the game that starts at six o'clock. Tonight is two lane. They're not bad. They're to into their facing undefeated eighteenth-ranked smu the game being played in new. Orleans two lanes getting six and a half and like I like to lane they they've been they've been a good team for me in recent years and I think I had him a couple of weeks ago and they did not come through who did. I have against Adam Against Navy and they didn't come through I think had him laying six and they lost the game outright and they're twenty four nothing in that came in navy came roaring back but they're capable of scoring and and they just they they're they're well coached team Smu beat Memphis last week there four no, they're ranked you know it's a weird year. Would they be ranked at foreign if every big ten team and played in every PAC twelve team played in every SCC team had played since the Start of the year I don't know but SMU's not bad. They can score can score a lot the the two lane at plus six and a half you want to buy that half point to get it to seven and playing the covers Friday lines, take two lane plus the six and a half. Then we've got a late night game tonight nine, thirty eastern between Byu BYU's undefeated. They were thirty four point favorite over UT Essay University of Texas San Antonio last week and right before the game started van Pelt called me and. He said I really like UTSA and I'm like why Byu thirty four point favorite because I'm just I'm just telling you I, think I think it that game's going to be much closer and I said well, it's not based on the way we we wager and he goes no I'm just telling you I think it's going to be a close game. You can play it or you don't have to play. So I didn't play it. He did and Byu barely beat utsa thirty four to twenty seven to twenty as a thirty. Four point favorite. Byu's undefeated therefore, no, they're playing Houston had basically every game with the exception of one canceled by Covid Nineteen, Dana Hoeger sin at Houston. They lost the air king to to. MIAMI. But they're a good team and they are capable of putting up big points. This is going to be a really good defense and Byu's defense against a very good explosive offensive team in college football I will take offense over defense Houston's getting up perceived short number. The public likes Byu WHO's ranked thirteenth in the country I'll take Houston plus. The five, let's go to Saturday where Arkansas Cooley might be the Mo the most shocking turnaround story in college football this year, this team was one of the two or three worst division one major conference teams. In America last year, they were horrible last year not only did they lose almost every game they got blown out just every week and I think I had them a couple of times like they never had a chance. In any SEC game they finished onate in the sec they beat Portland state I think was the one game. That they won last year they have turned it around because they've been terrible for a few years. They beat Mississippi state the week after Mississippi state upset Lsu They were close against Auburn last week, and there's a very controversial call at the end of the game. I don't know if you the quarterback fumbled in trying to spike to set up the game winning field goal the quarterback fumbled the snap turn backwards and spiked it. So technically was a backwards pass or a fumble they ruled it an incomplete they ruled it intentional grounding. which was a loss down, but it stopped the clock and they didn't lose possession because there was a clear recovery. So Arkansas could have easily beaten Auburn last week and they are playing. This week Ole Miss. Who scored forty eight against Obama last week in a shootout? they're only getting two I like Arkansas Duke's playing NC State, NC, state been surprising team so far this year they have not been favourite yet this year, which is why I like Duke because I don't think NC state can live with sort of the expectations they beat Uva last week they beat Pitt who at the time Pitt was ranked. They beat wake forest early in the year and I liked wake in. That game and they're laying short number to do who is really struggled this year they're so well coached well coached with cut cliff. They did beat Syracuse last week in their close Virginia Tech I think Duke's better than people think take the Duke Take Duke plus four and a half Syracuse is getting a very short number against a good liberty team take syracuse plus three and a half here's one for you. the opener when Mike Leeches first season at Mississippi state began with a game in Death Valley Against Lsu and K J Costello said every SCC passing record and they set the yardage record for the SEC in his first game as a coach at Mississippi State and they won that game over Lsu in the opener. It was like look out leeches going to do it at Mississippi State, which would be a reasonable conclusion to come to since that win. Where they rolled it up over Lsu in the Opener Mississippi State has scored twenty one point scored fourteen points in a loss to Arkansas. And two points last week and lost to Kentucky. Kentucky beat Mississippi State last week twenty four, two, two, two, two K J Costello in the game four interceptions they rushed for twenty yards Kentucky's underrated they're really good on. Really good defense. They were last year too they were. So I'm looking at this and I'm like, Texas A and M beat Florida last week and I I had a and M. as a winner last week and they're only Lang Five Mississippi state who all the sudden can't score take Mississippi state plus the five North Carolina has a young quarterback at I'm GonNa. Want you to watch a little bit at some point this year because I actually think he looks to me. Like an NFL quarterback his name is Sam Hal I. Don't think he can come out this year. I. Think it's next year I? THINK HE IS A. I think he's a redshirt sophomore or maybe a legitimate sophomore I. think he's a legitimate sophomore. Anyway, he can really play north, Carolina can really score and Florida state has really sunk to depths that I don't think anybody thought was possible. Carolina's only fourteen against a thirteen and a half against FSU by the half point but take FSU plus thirteen and a half the big one Saturday night is Georgia and Bama? Cooley I had Stanford Steve on the show this morning on the radio show and he agreed with me, I've never seen a point. Spread drop because a coach was out like the Bama Georgia line dropped and he basically Stanford Steve said to me will now you know what? Vegas thanks of Nick Sabin, the line dropped to two and a half points when he was diagnosed with covid nineteen and was is not going to coach in the game Saturday night against Georgia it's four right now I would have rather had it at six six and a half but the public likes Obama laying the four I'll take Georgia plus the four Bama's defense is GonNa get it. You know. It's not been impressive here. Early Mack Jones however has been very impressive. He's in the Heisman you know race right now but I like Georgia plus four and then I think Virginia Tech's one of the best stories of the season so far and College Football Cooley they at twenty three players out week one twenty-one players out in week two more players out last week a big. Mix of injuries in a lot of positive cova tests and they won their first two games against NC state and Duke, and last week in their game against North Carolina, they were down twenty one nothing at the end of the first quarter thirty, five, fourteen at halftime forty, two to seventeen midway through the third quarter and they got the game back to forty, two, thirty, seven at the end. Of the third quarter they ended up losing fifty six to forty five. But this Virginia Tech Team is Mu- is good. They can run the football and I like Virginia Tech laying a big number against a team that I think is three and one. So Take Virginia Tech to bounce back with a big win Lang the twelfth Let's go to Sunday Cooley already before we started. Recording. The podcast again, pretty much guest a of my picks. The Texans are getting short number against. Tennessee. Who just pummeled buffalo it's three and a half. I'll take the Texans plus three and a half The public's absolutely convinced that Houston stinks in Tennessee's really good. So do I but every bookmaker in America need the Texans to cover about this game is Houston can't stop the. Yeah, in Tennessee can run at dare. Kennedy's pretty good. the Vikings who I have really had a good feel for this year. When it comes to gambling I've given them out three consecutive weeks on the smell test and they've been a winner a three consecutive weeks against Tennessee right What are the game Seattle had against Seattle last week I had him against Tennessee and I had him against Houston. So the last three weeks they have covered the number three weeks in a row I've had him in all three games and this week I'm going against them. They're laying a short number to Atlanta, who is winless, who is now going to be coached by Raheem Morris Right Morris as the head coach intimate coach I believe. And the Vikings are not laying a big enough number here. Now, the Atlanta's got the covid situation I think, but it doesn't appear to be. A non player nine coach the Vikings really are a good much better team than the record would indicate they really should have won last week they should beaten Tennessee I think they could be I think that loss last week maybe the books are considering that loss to be a a soul crusher and that may be they'll go away now at because they'll. They'll do their opportunity to to have a season as over Atlanta's catching too short of a number here I'll take the falcons plus the four This is tough and I understand it and I said it last week and it didn't work out and I apologize But no one is going to bet the New York jets this week, and it means that every bookie in America will need the jets to cover the ten. MIAMI. Just destroyed San Francisco forty three to seventeen. I'd love to know and I could look this up I just didn't the last time Miami was a ten point favorite against anybody I mean I. I'd like to know when they were last a favourite over anybody it's been a long time. Since the dolphins were favored in a game they are favored by ten over the jets and nobody's playing the jets. So I'll take the jets plus the ten on general principle The packers are laying one and they're Lang. One against Brady and the buccaneers in the game of the day at four, twenty, five on Fox. Sunday. I'll take the buccaneers plus the one at home on the contrarian thing. There's a lot of short money on Tampa Bay as well. A ton of sharp money I got a little information last night that said some of the the more feared. Gamblers. In the world are on Tampa Bay Sunday Saute I'll take Tampa plus the one I like the forty niners plus the three and a half against the rams after they got absolutely housed last week by Miami and the Rams are rolling along foreign one and the forty niners or banged up I. don't even know who they're starting a quarterback who are they starting quarterback? Do you know? I would assume they're starting I. had didn't look that up. Would you say? Rocco's. Awful. Garoppolo is awful. GROP Lewis terrible he's so bad. He really is terrible by the way, the Georgia numbers four and a half if I didn't give that outright I like the forty niners plus the three and a half and then Monday night I do as Cooley guest that game is Monday afternoon. Actually, it's weird though we're going to some weird scheduled Games, the Monday game between the bills and the chiefs. One of the Best Games on paper of the weekend is Monday at five PM Eastern. That's what time we're getting bills in chiefs five PM Eastern on Monday followed by the cowboys in cardinals who got a double header on. Monday night and I, do like the cowboys a little bit in that game I do. But I may save that in terms of giving it out until Monday I WANNA see. What happens with the number because the number opened up somewhere in the pick them to minus one Arizona Range with Dalton and there's been a lot of sharp action on Arizona a lot of public action on Arizona of sharp action on Arizona's well. All right. So recapping here, tonight to lane plus six and a half by the half point get it seven Houston plus five tomorrow Arkansas plus to Duke plus four and a Half Mississippi state plus five Florida state plus thirteen and a Half Virginia Tech minus twelve and I like Georgia plus four and a half Sunday, the Texans plus three and a half the falcons plus four the jets plus ten the. Bucks plus one, the forty niners plus three and a half, and then Monday night I like the bills plus the five against the chiefs The smell test is brought to you by my bookie dot ag between the NFL College Football, the Major League baseball playoffs. There's no shortage of games to watch and with thousands of lines available on all of your favorite sports and events you can turn your game day into a payday with mybookie. I've mentioned this many times before you may already have a place why not a second place? Especially, a place that is going to give you a deposit match dollar for dollar all the way up to a thousand bucks if you. Use My Promo Code, Kevin? DC they've got plenty away drawn on every single way. You can wager before the game at half-time live in game they provided all lots of futures lots of prop bets and they're going to deposit match up to a thousand dollars on any deposit you make it mybookie Dot ag using my Promo Code Kevin DC by the way they've got presidential election odds including some prop bets which will give you state by state stuff if you're interested in that, go to my bookie dot ag they're reliable you'll get paid if you win I promise you this is a straight up fair site mybookie Dot AG use my Promo Code Kevin D. C.. Your lock of the week I forget who you're loctite. Last week right now are two two and one. It's to your lock of the week is two and one. I'm not keeping track of it or you sure about that one? Okay. So I wanted to lost two and tied one how to. Got To my lock of the week, I'll save you in anybody else some looking up. The last time Miami was favored by ten points was in two, thousand, sixteen against Cleveland. Your Cleveland went wanted fifteen they won that game thirty, twenty, four overtime. Before that, there were seven times. They were seven point favorites or more going back to two thousand twelve at no point where they attend points When's the last time they were favored period This is the first time they're favored since Bryant Flora's has taken over. Yeah. I was GONNA say there's no chance they were favored in a game last year and they haven't been favored in a game this year yet I don't think they were. I don't think tape. In two, thousand, sixteen a wait a minute. They were favored their favorite over Denver a couple of weeks ago. Interesting. Well, I mean reading this they were not favored against Denver. It says minus one. On covers maybe that line changed as as the game went off. Okay. All right. You're lock or locks of the week. Well. I really liked your Houston at Tennessee game. And I liked it for a couple reasons Houston in practice for two weeks and that does catch up to you but just. Can't stop the run. You mean Tennessee had not practiced for two weeks yet. Tennessee had not practiced saric screwing guess Kennedy had not practice and that's GonNa catch up to you. But Houston's coming off that I new head coach interim head coach emotional game, which I never really liked the second game when a new head coach takes over, which leads me to the perfect situation. Do you have statistics on that I don't I have a feel it leads me to. The game that I love and what I told you about last week, the new head coach game. Raheem Morris Beloved Anywhere he goes and he's good. He smart. He knows ball he'll confuse quarterbacks. He's been coaching offense for a couple of years I. think they moved him back to defensive coordinator last year right but he'd been the receivers coach. So. He knows both sides of the ball. He also knows kirk cousins very well because he was on that two thousand, twelve staff with Mike Shanahan and. You know it's funny as you watched the emergence of all these head coaches through that staff remorse as the one that keeps getting forgotten as a guy that I think will be an exceptional head coach. He would be first on my list to hire as a head coach said that before I know he's been interviewed he just hasn't gotten that opportunity yet when I also said, well, wait a minute no, no, no, no no wait. Wait. Wait a minute. He was hitting Tampa head coach in Tampa Tampa with Bruce Allen with the worst possible situation in Tampa and was never given a chance truly and Tampa. Though to me remorse in since that point has grown so much and coach both sides up I'm just telling you as a guy that. Played with him as a coach he was a defensive backs coach when I was there in was more known by anyone on that team or anyone on our offense than any other defense coach he's he's great. I thought last year Atlanta just promoted him to keep him because I probably said this with you. Because they knew at some point, he'd be their head coach. They didn't want. They did not want to lose him as head coaching candidate at the end of this year. Dope Atlanta plus four I'M GONNA go a little crazy on this one. My lock of the week isn't to cover. It's the money line. Atlanta right now is plus one seventy, five you bet one hundred dollars you win one, hundred and seventy five dollars block of the week is that the Atlanta Falcons win this game? So I remember used to do this when we did the show together and I would say, okay well, then we're keeping a record here. So what does that mean? Take, Atlanta plus but I'm telling you Atlanta's GONNA win. Okay. But what I was Gonna say I was going to offer you that if you take them on the money line and you win you win one and a half, but you only lose one way. So. If you win your now three point, five, two and one. Let's just. Say. Atlanta plus for that's your lock of the week did did you have any other games that you liked I like a lot of the games that you like Kevin I really think. HOUSTON. Probably should cover I like the jets a ton. I mean, the reason I like the jets Fitzpatrick is dynamic throwing the ball down the field, but we'll throw picks. Greg Williams will get in my best guess confused Patrick was multiple cover to looks and I think this game goes under and the jets play great defense against Miami and Fitzpatrick, I just. The jets can't score, but somehow they find a way to cover. This ball game, and then I like buffalo the other game I really like is buffalo plus four and a half. Home, against Kansas, city Buffalo's defense and Alan so far has been on an absolute tear until he threw a couple picks last week there in a bounceback situation to play well, against the chiefs I do like buffalo not my lack of the week but I like Buffalo. So I gave out the jets last week plus the seven and a half or whatever it was against the cardinals. Joe. FLACCO started that game because darnold wizard is that I don't even know Donald's back this week I didn't even look at it. I just knew that the this was going to be. They was going to be the biggest need. This will be one of the biggest needs of the weekend for books they're going to need the jets to cover. In this game but that cardinals game was weird because the jets actually moved the ball several times they were stopped on deepen in air in Arizona territory on a fourth down play ahead another fourth down that they got stopped on where they tried to run the full back you know and and the game ended up thirty, two ten, I'm not saying that they should have covered. But in the the the game had more opportunities early on to be a back and forth game that as as it was proven was lay down bells last game at the jets frank. Gore's their other back there they have nothing at wide receiver. Do you know who their best wide receivers? Jae crowder. Yeah. That's IT I. Mean they got nobody to throw the football to here's the crazy thing about jets I thought that. Gays would be the first coke fired I just don't think as it's good coach. He benched Arnold Dornan. darnold was hurt. Yeah he's. He's not playing right now darnold willing to wait to return to the New York jets starter for sports illustrated. I mean, maybe still hurt I dunno flacco last week eighteen to thirty three for one hundred, ninety, five yards touchdown. No inner city as last week if they don't win this game. Two coaches have already been fired the been set for the season the jets will not continue with gays. In my opinion he's not improved Sam Darnold as a quarterback so far you're making a decision before the trick trade deadline is it gazers darnold because if it's gazed and I'm moving darnold. And there's no way they're moving donald. So it'll be gays did you think about the eagles at all I thought I thought about the wall. Would you say I did think about the eagles what plus seven and a half Yeah Home Baltimore I like the Eagles because they can stop the run. and honestly, whence can make plays against anybody it. I'm not scared of Baltimore's defense with winds. I'm just scared of wince diminishing. Their offense of output of place but I believe he can make plays. So I see like I wouldn't be surprised if Philly could win this game. I also looked at Carolina. I'm big on Carolina Right now, their favored against the bears this week. The bears are for one, the Panthers Thirty Three and two Vegas is clearly recognized Carolina as a much better than advertised team much better coach to panthers. This is going to be an interesting story. If they beat the bears, they've got a first down. First place showdown next week against the saints it is it's really one of the early season stories that nobody's paying attention to you know bridgewater was one of those guys remember is he going to get a big deal? Isn't he? He gets the big deal? They love him I was listening matt, rule talk about him last night, and he just said Bridgewater is the smart. One of the smartest quarterbacks I've ever been around. He totally gets what we're doing. He totally sees everything pre snap You know he takes some saks and he thrown a couple of picks, but he's also completing seventy four percent of his passes. They've got Mike Davis who you know I loved when he was in Seattle, they've been doing this without McCaffrey. I I I liked that team and I think Carolina's a really dangerous team. That's a really interesting game the bears coming off that Thursday night game and win over the over the buccaneers the game. That's really. Real. Quick. I I Carolina to to bears so good on defense nonsense. Carolina's offense at this. GotTa. Guess this would be a low scoring game would just not convinced enough that Carolina has the firepower offensively and Davis has been incredible. The bears defense is freely really good. Really, good. Yeah I mean you saw that against Tampa I mean they have a pass rush. They have guys that they have speed. They have guys that fly around in inner intimidators. On the other game to. Cleveland Pittsburgh game to forty four and one against four no, I mean this is. you know in the last time they played it was the Myles Garrett game. You know last year I mean there is bad blood between these two teams I mean Pittsburgh Baltimore's the rivalry in the AFC north but man Pittsburgh and Cleveland. They've got a history with one another and the last game was that actually it wasn't the last game they played. They played two weeks after that Thursday night game where Myles Garrett got thrown out and got suspended the rest of the year Pittsburgh can really stop the run and Cleveland can really run the football. So that should be an interesting game. I looked at. Yeah I looked at Cleveland a little bit and I just I ended up backing off from a little bit on On, playing them plus the number there was, who do you like in the Tampa Green Bay game I I gave out Tampa on on the on the smell I like the bucks I think they're going to win the game. Green Bay's just not given me any reason to believe. They've covered every spread so far this season therefore now. Aaron Rodgers has been absolutely awesome. They have the ability to run it or pass it. This is. A couple of weeks ago if this spread was minus five Green Bay. Be locked agreements and the only thing you're looking at why is this just minus one the bucks good in their? Defense and they're getting better. I just I've in Green Bay wins this game. I'm with you on this I just wouldn't. Look put it this way. I wouldn't bet on that gay by the way. One other quick thing on the Pittsburgh Cleveland Game I meant to mention his O- jade could be out. He's skied tested negative for covid nineteen, but he's got flu like symptoms. So there's a bit of a concern there. I we're gonNA take a break. When we come back, we'll give you a Washington giants picks. For Sunday in the meadowlands. Guys it's Robert Mays me athletic football show someone does a lot of cooking and growing I know. 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Is GonNa win this game But I just haven't seen it across the board. And I think that New York has some makers in Slayton Golden Tate Ingram and I think the Daniel Jones has the ability to move around and diminish the rush from the Washington defense. If young sweat are outstanding off the edge, it could change things for me. But I think this ends up looking more like a seventeen to ten game for New York. I. I like Washington to lose the game to he liked to set that up by like Washington to lose the game as. I do like him to cover I. I liked I liked the giants nineteen to seventeen on a Graham Gano long field goal at the gun to win the game I see a low scoring game I here's what I'm really hoping to see I. I gotta be honest with you I. We we need a competitive season here. There's so many reasons professionally business. Wise. We need Washington to hang in there and have you know. A chance here over the next couple weeks, it would be you know they beat Gye giants and you get the cowboys next week at home with Andy, Dalton I don't think they're very good team. I think it's going to be a team that ends up in the top five in the draft next year with four or five wins. Now, that's my new my new prediction on the season but I if they lose to the giants. There's just not going to be much interest in it's going to be perceived to be over I. I'd love to hope that Kyle Allen is is capable of making plays if not then we're GONNA get into well, are we going to see Alex and nobody wants to see that any more are we going to see Dwayne back probably not but who knows they change their mind out there So often I think this is a loss I think the giants are better team I think there are better team period. So I think they've got a better quarterback. I think they've got a better offense I. Think they've got a better team altogether and I think they win the game nineteen to seventeen God I hope I'm wrong but I did give you the Washington plus two and a half cover. Right, there with the nineteen seventeen final score I don't feel good about either the prediction or the point spread prediction either but anyway, we'll see Yes. I doubt the jets trade for darnold. But if you could put together a package of dwayne plus. What would your plus be for Darnold? Well. It's not what my plus would-be what would the jets require for? Dharma, asking you what would you put in the Plus Martin I I mean well. I mean I'd like to put them. In plus the. Plus a one is what they're gonNa want back for him. Don't you think absolutely but I don't know if darnold plays dictated that. There's something about Darnold I like yeah I mean personally I'd rather. You lose this week and next week we can talk about trade deadline stuff. Well, here's the reason they can't do plus a one. Because you might get the quarterback you like that's travel. That's my point is that Plus it would be. The thirty four, th pick thirty fifth on. It looks like I don't think they're. Doing plus to. Yes I would. For darnold I would I definitely would but you know I, I mentioned this to you the other day I. Think. It's such a fascinating year because. You're going to have teams like the jets and the giants and Washington all of whom have taken quarterbacks recently in in the early portion of the first round, they're going to be at the top of the draft board. Again, Washington's obviously going to be in the market for quarterback. Will they be high enough to get Trevor Lawrence or justin fields or Trey Lance Any of those players yeah or be in a position to trade up. With the giants and would the giants take a quarterback number one overall if? You. Don't think they'd take Trevor Lawrence no I do. You think they'd stick with Daniel Jones over Trevor Lawrence absolutely. I guarantee I don't. Daniel Jones two years ago, and he hasn't done anything to tell you that he should can't the guy I understand that. But you have a chance to get a guy that really looks like a star by the way real quickly on Trevor Lawrence. That's what. They're not going to do that I I. Really I liked Trevor Lawrence I don't love Trevor Trevor Lawrence I think he's really good and I love the way he plays in clutch moments because he's a baller but I think he throws a lot of bad balls when I watch him but anyway I I. Think they would personally beside that think about the quarterbacks that could be available next year. What if Atlanta has you know the top pick they're not going to stick with Matt Lion Over Trevor Lawrence d think. Matt Ryan Could Become Available Matt Stafford. You know there's talk he could become available obviously Dak Prescott is going to be a free agent. I think he'll end up in Dallas Cam Newton's GonNa, be a free agent and then you get into the what if the jets and the giants have a Chance Trevor Lawrence announced the Sam Darnold Daniel Jones I mean darnold Timmy's more attractive but I don't mind Jones and then you have just the opportunity in the draft if you're at the top of the draft so trading at the trade deadline. is going to depend on whether or not. I think I'm GONNA be in. Position to draft. You know fields or lawrence I like fields allot not hesitate on another Ohio state quarterback just because this one apparently he's not gonNa work out with this group. Did I. Tell You what the Ohio state message boards apparently had been saying about Justin fields in Washington. Like there's a Hashtag anywhere but Washington for Justin. Friend of mine who is a big Ohio state families telling me that like Ohio state fans are like please no more quarterbacks to that that franchise. have a good weekend everybody cooling. I'll be back on day to recap. The. Game. Code Red. Code. Red. Game. We need to come up with something different than Code Red, but I think code right is something that everybody understands and remembers. Thank you, Jay Gruden for that. Thank you. Have a good day great weekend and we're back on Monday.

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Bad Signal

The Kirk Minihane Show

1:47:42 hr | 4 months ago

Bad Signal

"I'm listening to Kirkman a has a podcast for. Kirk Who is apparently derelict of some kind Kirkman and no one more controversial right now, the sports talk world trump talking about. Of You yes. Well, he is. White hot right now. I say something about Kirkman hand because. I like him Kruger's like sports genius who everyone hates. Fuck it. Right let's keep things like a Friday sort of. Interesting Week knows the I would say very interesting especially the way started. That's true. Yeah. I suppose kind of how the week. Really. Downhill since Ed? was just literally just button here looking. At stupid share those dumb glasses and. We we got home turned around and came back. Yeah. Professionals we are three shows today six shows that needs to do we them. What's going on anything going on or just speaking of doing whatever the boss wants sounds like you're about ready to get drafted into another podcast. Oh No. Well I. That seems like that's I don't think that'll happen. No. Now I dare Eric Nardini the they had me ask questions once a month on her podcast no chance. No chance. I'm offering my services book she'll turn it down but him who can. Oh Jeez. That's interesting. I love Kirk I think Kirksey could interview are maybe I'll talk to him about it. There you go to maybe the pitch was from the be the Eddie I've always wanted to be Eddie so it could be. Always, been a role model has always been. So she wants I'll be happy to help think that might be an interesting experience for people. Erica seems to be into this. You know I thought the podcast originally going to be like what's life like for the CEO of Borstal it seems like they've drifted more into the. Oh God. So gross is been sitting on that one I just puked I, think. The wipes off the Mike it's possible With is that more into like the INSPIR- like other CEOS saying Yeah Corporate Thought Culture Yeah. Agree with you. I actually thought the same way. Originally, it's a good niche like I said last time it's definitely good idea. But you know I thought maybe once in a while you have the old ombudsmen swinging and say what's what's going on here? Barstool Erica, happened she's great and I mean it'd be be and if she wants to I would be willing to do I think people like to hear her answer some Barstool questions what's your take on? Why Ellie why illegally? Why this? Why that? Yeah. I. Would I wonder how often she does get questioned I understand Barstool has a pretty good challenge culture but I wonder how often she gets questioned about some things outside of all like, Oh, like what do you mean on the street or? No like like internally lake in a if they're sitting around meeting like our, we're going to do X. Y., and Z. How often does she have people around her who will push back on a on a given idea? I don't know I mean I haven't. I mean you've obviously Dave with back. Big Cat would push Dave as anybody at Penn. Davis interest as creative control more I mean I don't know maybe she has somebody. I. Mean we've been. I've had a lot of talks. You've been part of them as well. As you can change your mind. Oh, definitely always, very open to stuff. She's A. She's Lens into any kind of conversation you're having right. So I'm always as in tune cheese to what's going on. So I don't know we'll see by it. This I am offering, and once again my interview services to the token CEO PODCAST Interview in America podcast Jesus to come in there Spiegel Jesus dust on that podcast. Just keep from the hard questions. That's the thing is I mean rumors rumors are going to start to spread the aid no longer as CEO hiding. What are they hiding? Who knows? What's going on that place I? Don't know why they have this personnel minded that person on. I will say this too. So I saw the tweet that was mentioned at the end of the show is I went toward the end of the show. This is the CEO I believe. Correct Barstool sports that we the name, the pocket. Tokens Eel. Read. Five minutes left in the podcast. It's true. It was not. was, not two-thirds not even close not even really not even close nights nine tenths whatever it was I mean. I'm I'm no mentors style leader. I would say lead by example, right? Yeah. Yeah. I mean well maybe or maybe it's this is a typical. Boli middle where they tell people out there the you know get that fuck you know tell the eddies and tell the Jeff lows of the world fucking get stepping in America you're the problem which that I mean gets back to my challenge culture idea. The people are the great questions is Stephen Askar is Stephen J just too scared to go to Erica and say, hey, honey like, why don't you? Would hope not but I think it's it's there's there's a brutal inconsistency that I'd like to get to the root of and fix I'm here to just one that's just one we've just scratched the surface sue Nami of issues that would like to solve and maybe make things better for Barsha which I'm always trying to do I'm always trying to do that. So there you'll find we'll get to work on that what else. While so we were talking Oh. Yeah. Good I. Guess you go I go ahead. We're talking about intern will and is proposal to lease a space from us. You took a lot of heat for this. What did I? Mean you took some heat where. I to tweets or something. Okay. was some of the John From Scranton The hideous trump from screen. This figure John from Scranton said that fuck you, Steve why are you giving re Wills Personal Texaco his business prop supposed personal text was texting you. It was a text to me but it was a it was a there's nothing in it. It wasn't like Hey Steve to confide in you my deep dark secrets I would hope. So go ahead what about it? So he called me I was driving here I was GonNa take a phone calls driving. I called him back and I was like, Hey, what's going on just tell me tell me what you guys are looking for. What you need is like well, actually I'm driving back from Albany now. So I'll I'll send you from where Albany. To wear to poem. Oh. Albany Visit family. I think he family there anyway. So No, no no. That was going back to his spreadsheets in his heart. Is this there's there's. All. That is to say, no update and will the a great intern remains undaunted by your words I y said I did tweet I said they hate him it's not rational Everyone who told me I don't know what he did. Everyone says he did a really good job. Great. You're saying yes, I'm sure that's true. I'm grateful for that but I hate them still. was. Here. I think they're the tweets I noticed where a lot of people see seeing a certain former podcast host. Under. Recognizing. It could be something to that. So I mean a what was undaunted by this thick oily skin the whether you say was. He's just wants that wants to get his proposal. Wants to wants to tell us what he needs. Would he need? Well, I mean, it's basically are they going to be a five days a week? Is this one day a week thing just call him. Just because killer with me why are you doing this to me ruining everyone's Friday. There are people who they build their whole day around the Steve I know lunch. Walks runs just cinderella a few laughs and the miserable day. I'm like I called the other day with his wife so much. She would lend go live show 'cause you're dying. Blame through this. Maybe no, he's driving. Bluetooth. You. The why can't you talk while you're driving? To. An. Automatic voice messages. Driving because I I have air pods. The my ears fumble around. Whatever? Okay well, there you go. I don't know whether you throw a number out to him or no. No I need to know what they're. I mean the the industry standard would be an hourly rate. Yes. Just like with the benefit of massage parlor takeover I. Thank. Isn't that true? Not Looking for cash tips. Money's right. Listen. We're you know beggars can't be choosers. Okay, we'll keep an eye on that. What else? Oh, I found it. Interesting. I think my my good friend, Jerry cal sought I on his twitter account that this is the moderator of the vice presidential. Debate. Next presidential debate. I thought it was the next presidential debate. Is it sure of the next presidential debate because a member Susan page from USA, today is moderating the vice presidential debate however, I possibly remember that. We talked about it and the WHO who would know who's moderated the vice presidential debate or you have to know whether you're GonNa say this is a rigged game or defend the honor of the moderator in advance. That's true. Yes. So so is he co hosting with? welker. No, you know. The. The third and final presidential debate. So again. Steve scully is from C. Span. He's doing the second debate right? The town hall one I believe. and this is is set exactly what I thought of. This, is completely trump's fault. These campaigns is. One hundred percent this guy was an intern for Joe Biden. And he's interning the next rather moderate next debate. He's used to intern for Joe Biden any worked for. Ted Kennedy. Maybe yes. In these moderating the next to be he worked for Biden. And one of the most a partisan. Ministry of the ever and that's fine. I don't blame him at all. He's trying to get fucking by elected. Good for him. That'll be like, what's the I don't know what's hope Hicks. Yes. It'd be like OPEC's who wasn't I understand, but went went from trump to Working at Fox. tapu pictures an intern for Biden, forget it Chiesa. Scott can no airlift. By would sleep it every night. Put right in his face to SM- roll around smell it should probably be shaved at that point. That's probably. Measures, they're probably all do that. But like it does, it does a picture I tweeted out. That's more recent than his. Arm. In arm buddy buddy golfing and there's other things that they've gone through his twitter account and seen like he tweeted out David Brooks column in The New York Times the headline. It's well. It's relevant. Hello. Hang on and saying well. Hey well, you're live your life to tape. Minihan, knows what do you want? Exactly I don't know. What do you mean? What do I want as far as like a studio? What do you want your hopes and aspirations your life? Well, what do you? What do you want for these studio? Please don't talk for fucking ten minutes like you always do just tell us what you want. Just WanNa room central for both of us to get to moving out there next week you're moving back with this podcast. Yeah how do you like? Do you have advertising lined up for it? On I'm working on. I'm trying I'm trying to put my hat on. You gotta admire you could admire the confidence. The word is not coffers. So I mean I don't. I. Don't know. Her very well, I grew up in the same township seems like a very nice person. Is this podcast going to be exactly and will you be speaking on it? I think I'm going to be speaking on it. While mean, it'll give you good audience like no won't fuck this. What, why are you? What are you doing? Why are you doing this? What's it? What is it? What's up? Do you have any? I needed Kirk I need a job. Get it. We'll also, this is what my interns wind up doing work for me and they do job whether or not making any money are moving back in the you'll let you have a job. I'm GonNa make money have you. True. What is? What's the podcast GonNa be well, what GimMe GimMe Gimme the elevator pitch? Okay sports gambling from a from a unique perspective being that she's female. Yeah. I. We're GonNa talk fourth and adding need. Is it unique for Gambler. What do I care? For Gamblers, Mayo Feet male or female Oh No you don't at all I'm just saying that that's one the why. Perspective though. Thought they unique perspective I thought you said she's a woman was up to a diversity of thought. What thought? Jimmy, different gambling thought. Actively what is it? I would I KIRK The show I don't i. don't really I don't really know what what you're putting me on. Your moving from. New. York to Boston to produce a show and you don't know what it's about. My injuries. Enters your sharper than this? You have a pitch sales people. To Go. Here's the short. Here's the best court coordinate foul. You know she's sidelined Florida for NFL network just working at ESPN. She's great on air. You're going to talk about you know what happened in NFL. This past week maybe get some previewed. Some preview games. Yeah my we. Did, you. Did you like my show or no? I love it. Okay. I got a couple of questions look I. You know I hate I like will although I hate him like I want this to do well, you understand I want you to do well, right Yeah, of course. I want to. Also, understand why you hate a thank you. Thank you very much but I want you to do well, because you worked really hard for us. I do deeply appreciative that I want you to do. Well, I want to do well whenever to make a lot of money, but I'm not I'm not hearing money right here. Good Steve. So I guess my first question would be if if the unique pitch is female take on gambling, what percentage of all American gamblers are women. Data right in front of me. I don't think I. Have a free on that. You put me on the fucking I'm driving back from all but he does it matter. What does it matter if you're driving it's two, thousand, twenty, I? I don't get like. So it's the often say from a unique perspective but a, it's another gambling podcast, right? No no not necessarily just gambling it'll be. She has a list of guests the cheat Ganea I'm not gonNA give them away. Give me a couple a couple. I one of the guys in the route. I don't know what Yeah, Jimmy Fallon Stan one of the guys. All right Yeah, I think that it so far. Okay. So it's going to guys in the roots and Phil from the mentor. Mental. We're going to get film and we'll probably have a on back. Good. So there's no title yet for this podcast. No there is there's actually a trailer out you want to listen to it. It's called a bad signal with forty thousand. Bad Signal bad signal. Yeah. A little little work but I I. Don't you know what? I don't really get. I think you know her Bad signaling. From footballing reception like you're getting bad service but you can still hear the podcast does this does this? I don't understand it. Though is this foreshadowing audio. You're. Listening to the trailer the Audio Great I'm sure it is I have no doubt Steve you the A great job with us on the Youtube. So but I don't get get the I. Don't I don't I, appreciate it I don't get the I don't get it like I. I'm happy to help I don't get the title and You understand right right. You understand right now you're getting promotion. Yeah don't understand I understood that for earlier today show when I very much appreciate I was. Very happy to say. I don't. I. Don't I don't get you understand the title, Steve. I don't really know I'm maybe I'm dumb we title I don't know. No, you're definitely not down there. I. Think we might have under sunk it under under thought it under thought. Yeah you go Ivy League school right. I. On drugs right now. I'm not I'm driving home keeps. You will probably not well. Okay I mean. So you want you do you want to do the show here so you can be near me. No Kirk it wasn't that Courtney asked me to ask you guys if that was thing because the the space that we're currently working in now is like Ten by eight. So it's not the biggest our world. What do you win commuting to will what are you doing? Are you doing it going back and forth to do this right now? Now. I'm moving in out to Boston fulltime next week you said that moving in with Mike. I I wish I. Company I how Malas daily Chores but now I'm I'm probably GONNA get my own place for a little bit and then have a roommate. Okay. We only really the whole. I. Need help. But. So how many days a week is this podcast? So how often? How often you be? If you. If you rent the place here, it would be to two days a week two days a week for how long. Hours three hours a day you. PODCAST is not going to be three hours no internet but I I, I'll have to do some editing on there and and sure getting. A few more questions. Have you guys have you guys budgeted out all the equipment that you're going to need? Yeah we've we've come up with. A number that we need to get to. We're pretty we pretty much got everything. Good. That's good. Okay. Okay. Any any any sponsors lined up yet? that'd be a negative. Okay. All right. That's okay. That's all right you're hustler. The triple eight system that you were talking about using the. Show as as potential advertisers. Zach talking about. This. Talk about well, we can't know your wealth. You're very well, you negotiate with Steve. I mean I I mean, I'll ask you. We'll negotiate right now we'll do a live on air will battle the brains here will and Steve The mentor in the men t going head to head what what do you think's a fair price. I think. He said seventy five dollars an hour closer to maybe fifty to sixty. Steve. Well. The one thing that we're going to have to clear is obviously stole. CIGARETTE SMOKE OF CLOTHES. You should quit there's going to be a rigid. A. Rigid set of rules that will be imposed on you and this is. You will never be here the same time I'm here ever never never know. That's what I never wanted to cross that. The bad signal team in the Kirkman show team shall never cross. If this happens every heard we can. We can put that on on paper to thank you I appreciate your team. Okay. Yeah have my team. Oh. Look at all, be any other questions Steve. Yeah. Well, I mean, this is not a question really for will, but I mean Barstool sports is a gambling company with gambling podcasts and whereabout to see another titan enter. Sure that's true and so are we gonNA bark just consolidated swallow this pot by it you know well that or they might just stamp it out. You know that's true. Yeah. Well, we have bs Barstool sports and ESPN signal. So it's also yes that's an issue I think ps square definitely is what's that well, go ahead. Odd can say is GONNA shoot man. We'll let you go with that. Thank you. Well, good luck with I. See Yup definitely. Talk to you later. Well I mean it seems like they're ready to go. Look, it's easy for us than we. We have a huge. Easy for us to be astles. It's true I mean you know what? Muscle growth we started a podcast on our own to have. We would be ready to go. So I mean. But we're in a different way different place I'm rooting for, but it doesn't seem like we'll has a lot planned out yet. And he's month they've got a budget if they've got equipment. Interested to see how complete that is is a doesn't neuronal about in doesn't know why the titles title. And is moving. For this the roots throats great. He's moving for this. Moving see the thing is about will is is mediate or no. You always wonder how he can continue to exist and be alive and he's finds a way. One thing I'll say about, will's he never over thugs things ever? It doesn't. It's not an issue. I would like to see his college entry exam. Or is like his application winter, he must have some connection to the school or something they. You know that. The will will had a rough life. Oh Yeah. He's not yet. I initially thought I like there's no way he can continue this internship unless he is like you know trust fund kid but that is that is absolutely not the case I don't know the specific details but I know that he was estranged from his parents for a little while and what can you blame them? For a while as my issue with them. We'll get rid of those words over his parents God. I have to my like more than I did before the call. Hey. SHOOTERS GONNA shoot. That's true. That's true. We're lucky to how sponsors including Milton's our great friend bills. Store for. For Madness Open and ready for all benefits including we'll we'll. We'll comes in here. You know trust the pitches maybe we'll do the Milton's. Seventy five percents and more at Milton's right. Now you're GONNA MILTON'S DOT COM for all the best deals time. Bahamas Vineyard Vines Michael Kors Calvin Klein Ralph Lauren all on sale. Maybe if he was wearing Milton's, we would take his offer more seriously. Just, like damn. 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Help yourself both help Milton South help us. Milton's the store for men or online at Milne's DOT com. Yes. Steve gets get on that. Would you will. Meant Down Right. Now I was yes, professional professional. This year. Oh. Apparently the month the month of October is. National Disabled Disabled Employees Month or something Oh. That's great. So all the federal agencies are now following these guidelines in the step. One for October first is to put up a poster acknowledging, Oh we have to do that no to someone to someone who works at a federal bureaucracy. Thought. We'd get a kick out of it our Evronia then yeah. Well, we're. Happy. We're happy to bring in. Disability. Justin. Ted Sellers Mike Erie a whole crew. Did, you hear from John Stewart by the way the all after this I did not hear from someone someone flagged his twitter account. And there's been some recent activity on it. So I could be that he's just not able to get through on the phone lines maybe not fan anymore to. Happen. The phone lines, it's Friday. Let's open them up. What's open must've something missing? Is there Well Yeah can we We do another floor team pick what the caller. The twenty, five, fifty, four numbers of the. Ruutel Jesus. Unbelievable. I don't know. How? Our I don't know how. The Program Director Has Job there anymore I don't. There are people there I like I don't want to don't want to lose their jobs surprised dealing kief doing better than Oem F-. Well, I mean I think it speaks the popularity of felber as to in some way I'll tell you what really amazed me. Is Let me see if I can find it. I mean all every single show on should be flushed replaced with some regional or national syndicated show. At this point I mean yeah I would say so. I don't know. What what is the? What is the downside you take all of their money and salary and put it towards paying down the debt that entercom has. Its I mean you what do you? What do you pay just a little bit more in licensing fees to the show that you're syndicating it it's it makes a lot of sense. I'll tell you the number of the real the ratings bad enough. So that mean you know the morning's Greg. Hill just tell anybody who finished first anymore. If they got stopped got doubled in the host of the other show. The main personality was gone for seven weeks of the book they lost twelve six. That's including stream in the providence numbers middays day as all, I can Bertran be Dale Keefe by almost ten points in the afternoon. They lost by. Twelve points. Wealth. So here's the thing that's amazing to me though. Amazing. This is what would terrify me if I worked at I, keep me up at night. If I was in programming bit according Fallon left that's hurts too. That's a factor to. Ninth. A. Lot People at home over the summer book when you say just from the advocation be pandemic, right? Oh I'm F- in the afternoon Dale Keefe in the mornings. Zero Point. One. Stream. That is bad. That is not not that is not good that is devastating and on the morning show, let's remember that the the the wise business leaders at entercom decided to torch W. a. f. dry and sell it to a Christian station and role that audience into a sports station that now is a third or. Sixth of its former glory. Yeah. Crazy. It's like there should be there should be a case study in business school out in like communication how to fuck over a success is amazing and it's just and Catherine hates me so we will have a right to it's literally because I left. Yes. There's no other reason why the ratings have sunk. Let's because of basically to people. Who the other one Bob Murchison Oh well, sure. Yeah. He's these key one. Yeah. But I mean like that's that is there's no other reason everyone knows it and they won't say which is crazy should actually be written about more in the conservative media of like cancel culture. This should be your question. This is like how many how many millions of dollars in salaries in shareholder value have been wiped out by this one guy who got a hair across his ass and the last pre Murchison Summer You know seventeen the station to station beat ninety five overall in summer book, which is crazy. we did. But we that was a big book for us I think I mean Greg five or six or whatever. Let me see. If we did well or not we did okay, we did thirteen seven. Seems like that's all right. No. Is The show on the market in the market that that summer. Let me just in the market. I mean now they're getting crazy. It's actually crazy. It doesn't get enough attention like I. don't talk about enough. As literally screaming is it's because we've forgotten about it I know when is it ever going to pop up on our radar when they interview cam fire somebody that's Oh. Yeah. When the ratings come out and when they fire somebody even now. On Monday, are you gonNA tune in? Oh God no. No. Never never I say I might because I'll be driving up. Dr Driving Jacket from the Cape Yeah Yeah Yeah Greg Kill report. It's a good idea yet when I don't show up. Are loaded up now let's so let's let's start talking here. Let's talk to the people. Hello Hey. What's up? Literally just got to the water at Your Beach, okay do you have a beach is? Yes some private beach. Hey question, Kirk. I let's say I didn't like a hypothetical say did not like the show the other day with Dr Lance Yup. Your arguments I just don't like your show at all as I thought that you're no. No I just I. Just I have no respect for you. That's all. Respect Like, we couldn't. We couldn't like we just couldn't be friends. The show, the show is for sixteen year old. High School and be found it funny and twenty, four year old Fella petard. I I got. Everything else. That's great. I I thought it was great I. Loved. The show is one of my favorite shows ever done. In All Go ahead with all due respect I would trust my opinion I. Mean I'm sure if you had your own podcast, it would be great. But I just ex ex respect my opinion more than yours on this one, we can agree to disagree. Okay. Yeah totally I guess. To Your fans disagree with you on this one. No, that's true and I think it was pretty good I. Think it's pretty fifty fifty but that's okay I like I like kind of persuaded. I would like you know a little bit of debate preview that day it's even if it was forty, do you think I care of ninety nine percents like I don't care if I like it I like it. Yeah I guess that's a good point of your podcast GonNa matter. Wouldn't them a? Sixty seven percent of people didn't like it I don't I don't care. I mean seems to go with the guy. Laroche still today are loaded up night. Talk what's up? Just watching the South Park pandemic specialized side spoilers. Yet, those spoilers, but go ahead teenage. Boy, I wanted you. On your watch me I got to hear what you thought about. Okay. We'll watch you'll. You'll get on Monday. Okay. Thank you bye-bye. Caller's Gone Steve. Note they're all lined up. All right. Hello. Good. Evening Gentlemen. It's Gary Callahan Oh go talk to you in a while Gary what's going on. All nothing much just been very busy. Actually, I renovate my condo CHARLESTOWN. Oh, Nice. One I read chuckled staff. Good Yeah and unfortunately, I am calling to just give you guys the bad news that the fourth quarter. Perk. Again. So program where we're going to do all the Dunkin's it's Oss. What happened? Well, unfortunately, a bit of your pistol came up a few weeks. and. I sort of scrubbing audio. Spree we. I had the five fan family all setup. Oh, the only it's just the Callahan's and the buckle of is now everyone else is out show. Sure. Unfortunately will go back to the drawing board and see if we can finagle something in in the well, let's see if you you pardon the pun maybe come up with something else next time you know what I mean. Well I did have one question for you. I will definitely do my best but unfortunately I if you dick was in the donor, where were you putting much? Oh my asshole. Oh. Okay. That's that's what I was telling. You get yourself off. Yeah. What you think he's Digging the Jelly donut fuck it. You'RE NOT GONNA get off the ship with a couple of. Powdered Munchkins in your asshole in by the way, the powder from the Munchkin almost almost serves as a is almost like a powder for your asshole like like a like A. Yes as a double double thing. Yes. Yes. Yep. Yeah I'm sure you're. Owning these on these I mean I would imagine I could ask you Gary I would imagine in the sex community, a lot of those people by Munchkins for those reasons whether or not. You'd be surprised. That's really the only reason. Sell Munchkins GonNa think so yeah, it's quite scared, right? Yes. Thank you gary. Nice. Call. Actually very nice. Call. There's still loaded up Steve. We're have to find some way to replace the income from that fall campaign. It's not good. Not Good. He lost signal can take it. What do you do with? Munchkins Marty. Eat Them. That's it. That's it. The good. What's your favorite? I like the ones that make fingers sticky. Sticky fingers chocolate. Glazed kind of don't you like overall like a Jelly donut doesn't make your. Powder as well can eat around the jelly only bites. One Bite everybody knows the rules you have one bite of a big jelly donut. You do that we were talking about Munchkins. which if you're kind of doughnut. Much powder they'll jelly. BC, your favorite when you how many do you have a big on it? But when it half that's all that's a big bite Marnie. He's still full lined up Y-. Let's go. Hello. Kirk. Yeah. Yes, I'm here I'm here. To things one, you're still looking for the movie theater for the Next live show right the driving. Well, I've got a phone call into the weird theater. I thought I had a good number. Ask You haven't got a call back on it yet. Go ahead not a good sign. Kurt there's one upstate New York four screen van what you're looking for four screen I. Think I've probably seen this one which one is this I think one of the one of the issues were running into we we almost had I mean we got around it with Sako, was that the like a Disney comes in and says where you can run our movies but you? Are Guaranteed, you have to run this these two movies this night, these movies, this night that kind of thing. So they're contractually obligated to run movies. I'm thinking because our dates are coming up against Halloween that we might be facing more of that I think okay I'm thinking that possibly going back to Soko might be our best option could return to soccer you're saying potentially Halloween. Birthday, weekend. Yeah. Okay. But Guy, what's your? What's your place? I need a highway driving and Cook Sake New York. Okay We'll take a look at the. Celtic look. Thanks I'll take a look. Thank you. Okay there's still. They're still loaded up car. Okay. Hello. Hello. Oh. Yes. Hello. Eight Kirk this is. Mellish nope. nope. Sorry. See Tomorrow Big yes at thirty seven minutes. That he was in the studio. He is. I don't know it maybe it's his. Hip Fuck. When did some physical therapy man? Jesus. have. Surgery. Not Be old on shut up. I won't be able to. If I can't run lose my mind for even for a couple of weeks. Miss around me tough I sit around all day trade. Will you could. Do that you could. Obviously, you know how many people might not know how. But you can go to futures trading academy and learn how to trade futures twenty, four, seven. It's a better more intense way to learn I. DON'T WANNA go running Target Trading Academy That's target trading academy is a Futures Trading Academy I understand yes. Called Target Trading Castes. So I mean you've probably got your money just sitting in a savings account do you know what? Do you own interest you're making on that. Three cents a year? Yeah. Six year nothing about the stuff I have in my the shoebox under the bed nothing. Actually, it's negative in our return on what you've sitting in your show is what would Latian what would former intern will producer of the whatever it's called bad signal podcasts say about taking taking risks and trading. Academy. Was If you're if you're not enrolled in the training academy, then you haven't thunk enough OCALA's aiming strategy. You gotTA shoot. Shoot. Shoot shoot. Yes. That's entirely cabbie motto. So whether you're a beginner mass beginning like master like Steve All the classes are available target. Trading Academy. 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You guys take those monster. He's saying that. He was he was raised to take take the summers off every holiday off work six hours a day. It's not good. It's not good. They get very defensive when you point out that they get summers off. OMERTA supposed to we're not supposed to talk about teachers gasoline. Let's be honest. Let's let's let's be on. Let's let's be honest. It's a fluff job I mean come on let's cut the shit. Just. because. It's it's ridiculous. He's. Years He has no fucking child center fuck up on do. Teachers job in America any teachers job in America you think you'd be able to roll some balls out. Well. I don't know it may be hard to do phys ed during a zoom meeting I. Don't know if they'd be so stressful getting off work at two thirty us. Deal with kids came at the fucking Shitty don't accept. A little. Your little sensitive man, what are you so angry about? A much calling for their jobs to be undone. A teacher. What are you? I mean I mean. So what he's if they want to work part of the year. Time job the government. That's great like What's wrong with that? Yeah I don't it just the other phases me about Steve, lately. been his been imports Mike is dossey seething. I'm with you on even in Jess No, it's not backing down the things privately way worse way worse. I I do I will say I don't know about the teachers thing but you are dead on Stephen Mike hate each other. Now there's no doubt about that. Easy and it's it's you know I, Love Mike Screaming the shelter works out at work that doesn't doesn't chief shut the fuck up of Mike you're such an asshole. What am I said in particular specifically what? Everything. Everything Kirk jokes about Mike being like the line early you. Can meet it I'm just kidding around you mean. Should I. Should I have not played that parody song earlier in the week? Oh. That was wary talk. Okay. I think I think I think this gentleman. Thank thank you for the call i. do think this gentleman is touching on something where you have you're not a big Mike Fan Anymore I think that for the sake of the conversation I have joined in on some of the jokes surrounding. Mike. I think you're not I don't think you like Mike Anymore okay. Well, then going forward, we'll have just a very serious. Felt the. New York I'm what I'm saying is i. think that you something happened with you and Mike I don't know what happened. no, there's there's nothing that happened at all. It just continued to reach out to sweet friendly. It's interesting. I have. Yeah. Have you Sunday was the week to the conference call Oh well, then yeah I reject they should say, yes, actually I'm the one who called him I called him after that day. All right call talked twice that day I came on new them. Better leader than I am thank you won't try my best. I try my best I this low up there. Still loaded guy was fired up by like passion it was well. If I was working part time I, defend it to see his family's ever that kind of work ethic are passionate. Whatever let's roll out in fucking read. BEOWULF again this you. Twenty, six years of dust off. Oh she'd never really believe the Louisiana purchase. Okay, Great. What's going on fucking crooks acre. Day You. Guys sharing your favorite like bad Mike Loser Mike Stories. Oh I cast pass. Yeah. I have long trip field always. In my opinion was the beginning of the downfall of blue I'm excited about this. Let me say hold on. Let me see if I could let me. Let me try and guess it. Okay. Give me a GimMe Gimme a hint that something like another obvious hint. Probably Mike was. Highest or one of his high points right before you guys did this excursion or Something whatever okay I don't know what what did he say he's he's obviously talking about like. Oscar. His best moments before madawala. So you're saying Premadasa. Cream Outta, WASCO pre super bowl. Pre Super. Jax Abby. Now that's way. No no I think it was after Jack. How you got you got me you got me. Your trip to New York New York offices. Mike was such. A little fat sack that whole. Take on he was doing his back. UPS The was it was tough taking that train to new? York he was doing. Go ahead. I just picture might going into that trip. They can. WHO's GONNA be the prodigal son everybody's. Back on like hey man, you finally made it and nobody even talks on and then I feel like the Cherry on top. One of his comedy Heroes Bill Burr that day. Yeah. Yeah. Just walked right past my. Even like like to say anything or do anything skype sat there in McDonald's. That was a rough day after. You. Guys. New York trip. I took like a month to recover. And I that began behold. Mike. Interesting Mall. That's interesting. One. Thanks for the call. It's interestingly. I think. I'm the that's not bad but I think you can look at Mike this pre Oscar Post Mosca if you're really gonNA look at the geary era. As as as it's frozen right now before its return. Yeah I I would agree with that. Thank you. It's good to have here I. Think he was always the same I don't think there's any change in after medals now back to those later good Oscar Oh. Yeah. Well I mean. Yeah I mean I was feeding them drinks. I thought he'd be a little bit funnier after you got mad at me at big after when I brought you in the you said Fuck you fuck you. You did a great job. You got upset physical of did. Hit me there Jesus is up they are. All right. Hello is big risk ready for next year by the way. I have not had a discussion with Rick I told you. I'm not going to hold on caller. You said Oh they're loaded. They are logan phones are loaded up I not going to matter Wasco next year unless I am honored with something there again, key decisions and they start but I we gotta think bigger see I've been I've been ruminating on our phone call from earlier in the week and you said you wanted a bench I was like okay. Not Enough Yeah. Not Talking we do it again this year it's GonNa be bigger this year. We're talking seventy, eighty, thousand dollars remember nobody can stay in candidate probably next year. That's true. This is all matter lost money and that's what they need to. They need to really increase their offer. Yes and we should probably get on the hotel booking much earlier. Well, yeah a yeah and we'll call what's her face we're going to at the supermarket and see if you can get some going we're going to. Bring. Fifty, thousand dollars worth of economic development. We're GONNA, raise their own virus. We're GONNA bring crowbars. No coronavirus note we added a great enough. That's not GonNa Happen Evan will be tested ready to go through. We do have a perfect one, hundred percent track record of throwing super spreader far you know as far as we know so I want either GonNa Bring in seventy. Five, K. to that place is going to. Ice Fishing again there's GonNa be a bunch of stuff you know. Restaurants, hotels, supermarkets, beer the fucking booze bill that fucking place was that if you remember how huge we recall it paid for some of that because people didn't pay for the end the last yesterday I paid for it. I want more than the key I want big big I want I want the town changed or anything but like big. Of a school even a street. I would like a street I. Think a street name is pretty good. It's appropriate kirks way. Yeah. There's gotta be some troublesome name there. Anyway, they should be. That's the ticket. That's the ticket organ fans get to work. At Washington. Street. Yup. That can be renamed. Yes yes. I'm demanding the fans step up. You've sucked lately step up in demand. This change happens Minna Hanway, the mini that Hanway I like the way that sounds like that looks it's like. When Eddie Adams Dirk learn boom I. see big shy Bam Hanway that's now the problem is that That'll be very hard street sign to keep up. People are going to want people are gonNA. Twenty, four, seven, three, six, eight. I'll be like simplisafe simplisafe there you're in business. I think the in the fans respected enough that they wouldn't touch it. Also electrified or something sure. But I want that I I demand that. All right. That's better than a bench way better than the bench. loathesome. Yes. We've got five four lines. It's wonderful. Hello. Right, Kirke. Like Turkey, speed love the show lately I wanNA start off with a question for Kirk Kirk how old were you when you were all in California doing your thing Twenty two to like twenty, four, twenty, five, ish. It's pretty much the same age that that enter and will was that right I on pump. Brynjar Justin's getting this position. But I think it's all the shitty that year going this hard on will I think listen listen to me if you listen to the if you hold on hold on hold on if you if you listen today's show at the beginning I called will today on the show we had a nice conversation. So I, think you can listen and say you know what Kirks okay. I don't know I mean you had you had blind Mike on clearly you know suffer substance issues you had channel aired. You had curtis who knows what they were doing had myriad people on hold on it's it's my fault it's. Really talk you experience yes. Yes. Yes and I did not have some boss y you know this is how it works like a l. first of all Mike has no substance issues discussed if he had them with help him Ken Laird I, don't know what you're talking about Curtis had them. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? You said yourself that ever since nine awhile could line Mike has ever been himself. We've got not a substantive issue. No, he drank at the show but I don't think I don't think he's now we're talking more about the PTSD. Failing in in front of Kelly, but Ken Laird and Curtis by the way drank the no, like an idiot. He came he left he came back. He was sober and it was fine. If if you fall off the wagon while I was working with them, I would have said, go get some help and take as much time as you need. So. Why break four examples also Kirk when you were in that same stage, you did not thrive you struggled right let's let's Shitty if I work for podcast radios that time and let them down I'd say you're. Fired bats fired. Okay. There should be some personal responsibility I talked to today for twenty minutes on the show I kissed his ass. Thank you for the call. I. Kiss. His ass. Crazy. I gave his new podcast promotion. You'RE GONNA. Feel your comment but you're gonNA feel bad when you listen to later you want such an asshole fuck you. Always, talking about can either I. don't even get that but I don't know up they're loaded. Could People Man Fuck him? What? Fuck up on the now what do you want? What do you want? That guy that guy fucked up that guy He was into the show took. A critique of the show. Go ahead. Kirk you said you've never actually listened to the show yourself. Right I've never listened to an episode. Okay. So would you are you aware what's down by they put at the end and the donkey noise? No. That's stupid things to launch Steve Yeah. Why do you like that? What's funny about Dan Kennedy questioning the humor of Kirkman handwork who's the donkey there? Just a brandon donkey effect. But what's the donkey? That he's a jackass. You gotTa let s Yeah Let's have some fun man you know. Is that is that really like the thing that ruined by? The end of the PODCAST. This totally ruins it. Well need I'm Jay Listener thank you very much unlike Stephen grateful for that, and even the previous caller jumped on. Thank you for listening. Every day I can't be talking long doing delivery. So at the end of the episode I can't get. All. My head, some some people will just listen to the podcast continuously, and that's there to signify episode has ended otherwise, it will seamlessly flow into another episode. Winter by. A suggestion for the new sound but at the end of the show okay. Go ahead. Let's hear it. May Be that the Michael and I don't know if you stupid I was thinking that. Mike Laugh Navy. You'll laugh that would. What someone like? That one. Yeah that one now. Review, that could you? For a week thieves, we can do that from now on I'm just mixed up a little bit boy. You can't stay the same one every time. There's there's part of it to be branding to create continuity throughout the Kirkman hand world. Well, whatever. Okay. Thanks for the call. That's legitimate person I didn't know that. I gave up on the the awesome intro that I create something that was best for everybody. People like that Intro I listened to the call and episode. So I DID LISTEN TO EPISODE A. Lot of people like that intro. Steve to listen to yourself sometimes sometimes. Yeah. Okay. It sounds good. Good episode I might put it in this one. You should. What's going on? Kirk Hey what's up? They loathe ups. Love you. I. Love You too. Thank you, I just wanted to say happy birthday months. Thank you. That's nice of you to say thank you. You disturb it. I wanted to say on last week's part of my take. Your good friend? Daniel Cat said Halloween is the worst birthday to have ever Oh, did he say that when? I say this is because the candy thing could no, one's paying attention the whole thing. The Kennedy Thing Candy A and E. Y. Oh Well I. Mean I guess you're like already hanging out with your friends. For. All Media so base like Christmas I. Think she didn't really mind it. I get it. I didn't think so call it didn't really mind it. 'cause you don't have your. Kindle really celebrate your birthday on your birthday too often like with your friends, you know the parties like the weekend before the weekend after doing things, you never have that. That night. That you don't have that family dinner. Dinner's going to be because unique fuck you know you're GonNa pick on candy so that that has been missed out but this year I think that's GonNa Change. Maybe the cat thought that there was going to be some kind of curse. But that's not going to be no, no issues this year, the meal trick or treating for sure I can't imagine right I don't think. So even though it's one of the safest things you could possibly do being outside. Grabbing these bags of can I mean how can they do it safely? Just set out the bags you walk up your grandma Oh. I. Mean with two seconds thought you could do it very safely. One police come in which by the way. So you know you saw the stories that Marty Walsh is going to continue keeping Boston on state of lockdown. I didn't see that Patriots game for him this weekend, the the the plastic bag ban is back. Oh, good I always the plastic bag or the plastic bag. Yes. The plus back Dan. Right now we're using reusable bags again despite having abandoned reusable bags, the beginning of the pandemic. While he said that these asking people not to have big groups to watch the Patriots chiefs game on. Sunday. Yeah. Okay. So it's GonNa be whatever sixty five degrees and he doesn't want people to what sit around outside and watch the game. Okay, that's great. Sure. People listen this guy's taking pictures no mask on an idiot. There's still loaded up. All right. Hello. Kirk what's up Hanson? Our you. To questions for you fire away, what's your favorite favorite public or private course? He's played heard island. I haven't played many times in Rhode Island, you know that. I. Forgot Strange things here right over I know but like it's weird. I'm on a big Rhode Island? Guy Ever been there much my uncle. Shit what's that one? Newport Country Club. Okay. Yeah. Of course. Yes. GonNa have the senior US Open there this year got cancelled. Yeah Yeah for Tiger Woo- country club. It's right near my house the April. Are. Three. Home with water. One, thirty booze. What are you had? One thirty from the blues, it's one thirty to carry. One. So figure, it's one twenty. One thirty two back. Okay. So shouldn't the island? In the Middle One thirty, what's the? What are we got for wind wind we got. Been Your Face Wilbert. That'd be nice. That'd be nice. Nine iron then. We want to try and stop the wage it wouldn't be good. Yeah. Holes. Actually it's a it's a good one to bring Khurana to to. He can He can throw hose right in the water just suck up all types of ball. So you've got an applause for their next. Thank you very much. There you go. He was really just wanted to. He got. Just one that show that was said Oh there you go. They loaded up their loaded for the first time ever St for the first time we've been here for year now right Oh yeah. We're coming up on our three hundred, three, hundred episodes. Okay. I mean we've been yeah. Okay. We've been here for a year. Yeah or more or less like we've been here for a year in the space first time ever I saw one of the neighbors there way you haven't seen them. No, I haven't I mean mean I guess I have seen them but not like inside their window. I. Think it was the daughter of the gentleman who hit me with this car. Looked very size. Wise. It was very similar. Saying Sure lovely person I said, how do you understand is more than one Asian family in Massachusetts? Knowing that, we say the size Wise Inc was Asian or she was Asian. Height wise short person point you. So Jesus God hello. Upper little. Quirks. Trivia. Oh. Sure sure which. which fourteen year old are you picking up from the bus stop and doctrine aid them in the world of prank phone calls with with with dreams of a successful prank phone call. See Kidding around and around the neighborhood right now. Maybe. Room but you you. You could not have been more accurate on your presumption that I'm putting together a cabal of college. It's troubling Harem. Jisr. Adams. Lane along with your who's your procure it may be involved. Let's say there's a there's a thread that involves just to call is in some of us have even gone out to lunch. It's a it's a scary world that you've created. Another Thank, you would not want the business prank call island I think that would be. Troubling. I'm ready go because I'm known as chicken. Hawk down at the Greyhound Station on James Street. Garage girl bus with dreams dreams in her eyes stardom and before you knew what she was tim was yelling at to play along with read the script. Coca won't be was that. Movie is that Flash. Oh yes. Some of the. Fan But I'm ready to go. Okay let's see. He's a kind of old. So how much was the packing ticket that you got? When went to some of City Hall? Who for for the with this is when Harry and? William. Reach. Yo. Forty dollars. Oh Jesus Bingo tending. Okay, never paid it. Jail. I would go to jail I bid that. Added to. The. Question. I missed Dave. Good. Oh. Sorry. No, that's okay. How much did the funeral home knocked off? The having to winked at the funeral home. I want to say five percent. I don't know the percentage that you gave an actual doll Jesus. Hundred Fifty Bucks. Ding Ding Ding. Is that true? Yep. Bikes they. Say charged you two hundred bucks just to say, yes, she had no hair. There was two hundred dollars off. The air that they would charge you. Funny. My Dad bled out when he died. Funeral home quarries targets for consumer safety legislation because they target you when you're in a moment of grief yes they do. The should be added level of protection. We are like we WANNA make mom very strange business very straight expletive it is. If, you're fucking dominating the body somewhere else you know. I. I got you might Steve Guide him. Now this this is what this is a question about the do you WANNA turn? You a comment comment. Oh. Yeah good. Okay This is this is the first show. That three hundred of sodas either next Wednesday or Thursday depending on if you count the very first that you did like in we'll. Actually. Friday because or maybe the following. Monday. Because we don't count the two episodes that were Mike and I, though you don't the big Cat Mike episode and the trailer. So there you count the special covering our asset. So we drove back that they owed note we shouldn't count that one either. No. Okay. Well, it seems like we're not counting water. Fifty episodes. We'll figure because it's a big day. On the first show, what did you see Steve Hat on screen same absolutely sent you in a into a ladder I remember this. Okay. We'll give me ten seconds see on your screen saver on the first show on my phone background of my phone. Was your nephew something, correct yes. Yes. Thank you take. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Talk to one last one one. Last. We'll do why not one last one. Okay. So screensavers. Now. Ziggy. No. The these are nothing different on a different user nephew, Dowie? Cycle. You cycle them. Yeah. Why did you do that? So that they all feel equal. Can't imagine they would care. I can't imagine any we care go ahead I thought he might be good to me. Something for the most statement bucks. Okay. This one's Kinda stretch. This is the first on the William than intention episode I call it episode sex. This is the first time. That's been happened on the show. But you it was the first time you said something about this and Describe it that while it was the first time few. Consonant new shop. Since you started on Boston. Count. Oh. No not. The first time we had a guest wander into the studio with his fly down. That is definitely. Yeah that was a downside I'm not asking. Is. It's the first time a quote mood. Oh, thanks to all right we'll take. A BREAK oh. Okay. There you go I can't. I'M NOT WRONG ANSWER Steve. The fly down no, the the mood that's that's a random I guess it's their solo up there. Still loaded up William Bendini nothing much anymore another one of these guys the O'CONNELL's and the. The lunatic from Maine who just they just float away Oh, she's still holding on to dreams of being a barstool employees I like her chances I like our chances. Hello. Five. Twenty. Three To. kind of what's your favorite Jason Statham movie goldfinger diamonds are forever Octopussy. So I would say my favorite was Munich or the girl at the Dragon Tattoo I would say. And I thought you I thought he I thought he was excellent knives out two. Very good. I concur earlier in the week you mentioned that Mike an Erica the call and then today you guys were joking about Mike Salaries coming up the book be reading between the lines there Lamelo. I'm kidding I'm. Erica Susana calm. I left him a message and then she handed over to hr to figure out what makes going to do during this break or something. Okay, and then all the topic of the potential third chair is it would you could would you say it's a prerequisite that that person would have to listen to the show or are you willing to take on anyone? That's a good question Narrows Down You'd bring in I think institutional knowledge is important sparrow. Think it's super essential guy don't. I don't know I'm just trying to think of my experience doing it. You know I don't know how much. I think it would help put it this way I think you have to be aware of what is going on to some extent the world to be. A. Good. Well Yeah. But but I, yeah, I think corrobos. Likes. Likes the show. So yeah yes. That's I think that's a good. Goodman does line or to share a line to to figure out to figure out. That gets that gets into my last my last item here. He pulled eight two thousand eleven at Kirkman tweeted the difference between the Anaheim John Lackey and the Red Sox John Lackey is roughly the difference between Dudley Moore and Russell brand. That is a good tweet. That's an excellent tweets that that tweet had zero comments zero commencement euro like well, you learn your lessons in life but I would say. That it's not a bad tweet, there were fewer people only told her back then to. Make re remake must have just come out right. Well I'm curious before you get curtains. Steve. Little Trivia question. Do you know what Sport Dudley Moore and Russell Brand played in bonus question what is the salary cap and not league? I thought Russell Brand was British comedian Oh man. You did not expect an answer to Jam Damn Damn. I thought. I love those old when I was covering sports I have no problems with my job. So there's no salary cap in major league baseball. There's no salary cap there's there is a luxury tax. I talked with Inter about. Don't throw them. On throw him under the bus. That is odd. He would know that doesn't have. Baseball players, his favorite people or he definitely would have known it was you. I was GONNA say. So baseball is luxury which is essentially the same. Yeah. You know the the salary cap is just football you manage not basketball and hockey I believe pick the one the wanted to four sports. which is good I appreciate that. But. I'll stand by my old stuff all day. Trying to trying to rise up and get myself position could be myself. That's how you do it you. GotTa do it. I can't run away from my battles with Hartman. No this part of Your Butts Party biography. There's loaded up they are. Yeah. What's going on? Kurt I had a suggestion for a drive in theater for the next live show. Sure. It's the rustic tribe you drive in it's in Smithfield Rhode. Island all come I know I I feel like you kinda wanted to drive a little bit of a drive and I know Rhode Island's a little close but that rusted. Dr I said rustic scares me how rustic of theater we talked a hand crank projector. No got it's got three and no and I. It's it's digital and it has three screens. Okay. But Has Been around since the fifties and at one point, there was a porn theater and they had like a very kind of our thing. into it. Now. No I haven't seen it. So go ahead keep talking. At. Very. Large Penis signed and they've repainted it since it's not a point there anymore but it's still very phallic. So it's your chance to have Kirkman and live on the side of a penis. This is weird I type in rustic and the first thing that comes up is rustic tribe you drive in theater senior by the way. That's how is that possible The world is weird to they've got a number. Thanks to the COPS. I'm okay right now it looks Nice Steve Reach. Boy Looks All, those Steve Holy Moly. Hey you never know there. Could be a very modern. We're going back to soccer, right. I mean we can each other here. It wouldn't be bad going back. So I love it honestly from a from a tax standpoint since we've already pulled it off, it would it would be the easiest. Do that. I wonder. I'll have to see if there accommodations have changed. Still is still are they still at Corona? Distancing measures of the can they go full capacity for one night? Actually one show only that's all you're getting in that night celebration birthday celebration that night. So be ready. ARGYLE HOOK US up. Right. Was it. Yeah. I. Think. So Tra Nathan what's his name Matt Mack Okay well I thought okay. One of the other hello tra- Nathan. Name. Name so much tr- Nathan Smith Nick Smith Nancy. Yes. I talked about earlier today there's still up they are hello. Hello. Hello. Hi This is Donna. How are you Donna? How are you doing? I'm fine. I just wanted to comment on yesterday's. Show when one of the callers was. He called in kind of making a complaint. But then it ended up. Agreeing with him about the. All the drama with all of the. Oh yes. I, recall it. Yes. I. Recall that on the up yeah. I just think it's hysterical. Everyone always thinks that women are so dramatic and listening to all these guys go. So absolutely eight shit well, show I listen to the show. Do you listen to the show dog? Every single I mean well, I mean I would think that you're probably is. And by me and what I do is anybody. Absolutely but I just the whole drama that you're just. Talk. In reality though like like. Do you think the girls forget this world because it's insane on hold. You say that women are more dramatic than men or you think that's an unfair stereotype. Before the Kirkman world came about. One hundred percent female but yeah. So absolutely still women definitely dramatic. Yeah I don't know. I don't know what the IT gets. It's weird people just I don't know they want to hate it and then they wanna like it. Then they get me heard like from a female perspective when you heard that Kevin from Bristol call last week when he was Mu, wanted me to be his friend I mean that's the most pathetic thing you've ever heard your life. I was. All I could think of what what a pussy sorry about. That And I'm a fan I mean I I've been a fan of all all the all of them. Yes. Yeah. That was that was sad well. Separately Tom. Now. I've enjoyed listening to you for many years. Old. Station. We'll have a nice day and I know I know that I'm not your demographic because I'm female and I'm over fifty. But so what? Is your joining well, thanks for listening. Thank you. Thank you. I wish all of the callers had a phone line that clear. Very. Pleasant Person. No draw much listen to the show stays away. They could all be like that. You know. No Yeah. The fucker you doing I'm accuweather if the next phone line. Up there that she's do something. Would you cry Sakes? fucking switch you will up I'll be will be producing this show. You'll be fucking talking to the roots. Canal and. We'll be able to do it. No, you don't understand lost to signal. Bad. Bad. It's a pun. Ask of what felt. That makes me mental like what? It's like if you as a robot to make a joke. Isn't that the name of? Bad robots. J.J Abrams production company. Hello. Kirk Governor Christner. Here how are you? One Second Chris hold on the six Oh three number I'm sure it's the governor. Governor Two things. One of them Christine be randomly we can ask some I I saw watching something the other night they the bunch of commercials Christina where like Congressman. Running in New Hampshire for their office in new with them endorsing them in the commercial he must be very popular and St Valentine's. Relate easily the Johnson though we've confirmed that he's the son of Johnson look like him. Oh. Yeah. The kind of do. You look your. Dad. Oh Yeah just as bad as he was. I. got. So I wanted to thank you and then a request if you don't mind. The. Thank you. Is that last week the numbers of reported homosexual activity along route sixteen in New Hampshire. At the rest stops has gone down from Mendes Oh, really. I just wanted to thank you for yeah. Very odd how about this? Why and Kirk. How numbers this week out of curiosity. You have the numbers. This week are double what they? Think somebody was yeah. ooh itchy. itchy. Thank you. We'll we'll. We'll keep an eye on that. Thank you sir. Nice for the government away and. I can say I played no role in that way or another. Solo they're still a lot of stars today I really been. Okay. We've heard from the president while either have not like that hello was busy kirk debating true. Yes Jon. Stewart. where? A great question I just it's funny mentioned I just asked the that I'm concerned. Maybe he's one of these guys who's just left the world I am not heard from John Stewart since the five k. when I saw him. So maybe once I saw him, he was like it's over you saw him and gave him coronavirus and think you. Know, how we the speed that we we stayed we stayed away from each other, but maybe it was like you know what the mysteries over Mata here he met his hero Kubi? Never meet your heroes. All. Right. Well, if he can't feel the third share or if he doesn't want to then I think I have a better solution. Okay. The California Promotion Guy. I think you would do a great job. Thank him for this weekend. He's annoying I like an I appreciate A. Good. Characters, you, President Donald Trump. Mr President, how are you sir? Doing very, very good. I don't know if you saw this but I've the confusing most amazing the base. Through. The first of all, I don't mean to talk while you're talking I i. don't even know what to say Serbo Chris I'm so sorry about that. Go ahead. Please go. Ahead. Sir. I. Wish. I could tell him though devil use the word smart with me. I was trying to deal with crazy crazy Chris. NOCCO. Like I felt like a little Mike trying to interview Andrew Dice Clay. That wasn't good either that's true. Beautiful hearing a lovely lovely locker, but it's not to say Mike pretending he got the jokes. Not The little. What is your? What is your feeling? Show. Go ahead please I didn't mean interrupt, Sir Well Kirk, I have to tell you. I'm not one. We've complimenting my and you know this and it's very difficult to give me to do so but I will say the last. The last ten shows have been his greatest. PODCAST. He's hitting a stride yet. They good cook but I like his replacement tightening tiny little baby baby boy hands Jay. Gravity she's got tiny tiny little man hand I. Guess that's true. and. Kirk and honor of a friend WHO's busy with America's pastime. I have a little mini based on previously. Okay. With that I do okay. Go ahead. Good What are these? Three baseball players haven't come and Ryan Braun. Sandy And Alex Bregman. I would say. They are. Steve. Robinson's three least favorite baseball players of all time. Very close but they are the three baseball players Steve told me control the weather. You ever talked to Steven The while. Eight News Steve How we doing this needy and Mr President Mr President. Your performance in the debate was inspiring and I'm looking forward to you delivering another performance like that. It's nice. Thank you so much. I do not appreciate you pointing out the fact that it was not the most effective debate in the world. Go back to the hallyday play the hit. Just one more for. Difficult. But in New York right man, I tried to give it to you. What do the Boston Red Sox in Haydn Joe Biden have in common I give up sir. Neither of them care about rape and neither of them are going to win and November. True it's true. Hold on just one second Kirk I get They're important text messages jerk from what at this China China is using ping you know someone names using. yes I do. Yes he's. Over in the kind. That's right. He texted me something he could act kirk. No. Cook his blinker on. Does that mean? As. If I had known I embarrassed now he's driver's Toyota himself. That's strange. Kirk, we love you and you're fighting the good fight and Steve. You're all right and Mike sorry that you just found out for the first avenue that you're blind and you don't ever play but we love you bike. The Fat I love you China Wall bigly Mike. Thank. You. Thank you Mr President almost year from him again I didn't like parting words. What do you mean? What did you say? Making Fun of Mike. That's how you can make fun of Mike. He's thinking of him since space for that. Show. Up they are still loaded up hello. This questions for Steve. WHAT'S UP Buddy Steve Do you have to come clean to kirk about ziggy being in the office this morning. You. Know he was not in the tell you. I can tell you for sure caller for sure I walked over in to the show old on hold on I walked in after the show and talk to Steve There I mean ziggy would have to be you have to be in to know how improbable that is. Okay. Well, I was listening to this show can after twenty three minutes and thirty seconds left in the show you let early dog barking twenty th. Oh, what there was a dog that was the show this morning. You could hear a dog but that dog was outside because I heard that dog barking this morning I did hear that. Okay never mind. I guess I did not get your Steve I mean listen it's possibly doing it. I mean. Time. I have to sneak ziggy and at some point in time and try and get away with it. There's been so many allegations, right? Well, I guess I suppose thanks for the call but yeah, they're still up Steve. 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You're not gonNA, use it because you're gonNA like and keep ordering it and tell them that we sent you there. Please magic spoon dot com slash Kirk. All right. Hello. Hi, I'm looking to speak with the Kirkman please you are. High Kirk. My name is George Soros I. Follow up on an employee records for Michael Jerry was applying for. So, he's applying to be a blockade against right? That's a good role for them I phone lines bad music. And I don't think we're going anywhere now it's Ok took a shot but the format back try again next time. All right they're load up. They are loaded our hello. Hey Kurt, how are you? I'm doing fine. Thank you. How are you? You Watch that documentary on the Challenger Explosion I did. What were your thoughts on Judith Resnik? I thought. I. Thought she was fire. Oh the Oh the other woman in the group. Yeah she was. She was like she was good looking like she be so much better looking in today's world if that makes sense. Yeah she's Tuesday they with the hair, the makeup and all that stuff. By the way it's not nice cessation she was fired by the way. That's that's you should probably find a different word. Wouldn't you say explosive talent I'm just saying we realized. No Pun intended Oh you did. Okay you did say that. Okay. Yeah it was weird. Did you liked the documentary or no? Yeah. It was before my time for ninety-one. A. Man, they cannot fucking believe you watch and see if we talk about not yet. No I cannot believe she watch it cannot. I forgot they delayed it and then he did it that day it's fucking crazy. It's obviously criminal. I cannot believe they did that you know what they get all the attention as opposed to the Columbia shuttle. Well. I guess I mean but they were but it was. All Andrew. No they all have dandruff. Yes. They found heading shoulders all over the APP now there you go. Okay. The Bernie Bernie Kosar which. Give Bernie has given us review on that yet. That's disappointing. We've been heard from him in a while. To, load up Steve they are but do you want to? Play our. Jim Florentine Game Oh, we'll take a call right now. All right who am I speaking to? Hello I. jus Lean. Might not be the right. Might be the right one I duNno. Hello. How are you? I'm good unimproved but I'm lonely still alive to Steve remarkable the as. Far As, we know right when people say she's different rope nobre. was I mean? Oh Kirk. Company well, you and your daughter. edged. Way That is absurd. Jesus. Own. I understand I understand. Can we leave the kids out of it for once? You focus on adults. Oh I mean, just a masonic lodge. That's true. How are we? How are we getting? Can we get in there though lane that'd be difficult to get into the prison. God just I can hear your own children in the background. Readiness. Actual, you're caller calling it show those your actual children. Just dropped the AC for second who am I speaking to? Know. Say Kirkman hand is telling you. Turkmen is telling you. He wants to talk to the actual person who am I speaking do? Ra break character for thirty seconds guide go. Oh I can't do that. Actual Kiss. What that is that your actual kids? Who are fucked up your Chunky cheese you're so fucked up, you are file of your. By. Guys Calling Julia Maxwell inviting myself my daughter to go visit her prison in his own children break in the car. You gotTA. You know the daddy who's Jesus. Christ. Up there. So here we go. Maybe somebody else win the sweepstakes should have done with that guy talked. Hello. I. Don't know how to fall. Like, the phone calls I don't know what do you got Oh, you're eight you WANNA play a game. Sure. Okay. You can make a point after did you listen to the show today already or no? I am not a hundred percent down with that. I got probably like thirty minutes. Did you hear the Jim Florentine? No. Okay. Maybe I'm maybe got a little one. Okay. So we got we got you get an exciting brand new game right here. Okay. Steve Give, give give him give him a pitcher. So Jim Florentine is one of the most notorious ranters on the planet. You might know him as the creator of Crank Yankers. Did you say one of. Sorry v the premier rancher in the species has ever seen. His podcast today was called random rants, and so we're going to do is play for you the setup of the rant and your challenge is going to be to figure out how what time laughing just re tweeting this visionless Dave Guy who's call three hundred eleven times so far. So I guess the lines are probably filled maybe. I shouldn't ask but go ahead. So you're we're GONNA play the setup to what he's going to rant about and your job is to try to guess whether he is going to like something not like something what's going to be the direction of his ensuing rant? Okay. Ready to play. or where it's GONNA worry I'll we'll play Mel handle and you can go from there It's a little complicated. We'll get there. See we need a little next time for next next, we're going to be music promo for this. Team. Here we go. All right. What do we have your next check? Some posted a photo Make Fun of Man Caves. Man Caves Steve at just as. You not pausing the clip. Just. Let me play the clip. I'll tell you when it's done. Okay. Hold on one. Griffin. I didn't hear you say, yes. Man Caves Jesus. The length of length of his positives is so fun. You're right. You're right. You're right. I apologize go ahead. Someone posted a photo making fun of Man Caves. At. It just says man caves just garages for guys with no tools skills changed my mind. Clip over who okay like is he going to be against the Guy Policy by me Steve Anderson. or Or is he? Of. Course essentially, Z program Man Caves Right Or is he wore anti the person making fun of in caves wasn't the kind of the same thing Over the top of like Oh, who you to post making fun of my space, my special space I don't know. I'm going to say he's going to be strongly pro man cave in the argument. What do you call her? A. Probably could just pull one eighty empty like really man caves so. With you I'm GonNa say with okay we'll try again caller I'm saying he's Pro Man Cave would you? I'm saying I'm saying he's retired. Good we have about. Let's hear it. Let's go ahead. Yeah I mean it's pretty much. that. Pretty much is what it is. You know. Just don't call it a man cave. All right. We have gone over man case before. Tapes we're. GonNa do it. Again. Mankins despises me when when a guy will call. Some place that he has some little space. A, man Cave dammit. I should have no, you're not a caveman oh. Where tied to work and you spend your free time playing golf, you don't have a cave. You have a basement. Do you think the people really think it's a cave? You know you're you're sitting down there watching bigger and stronger men play a game. Not Killing a sabertooth tiger. We that's what caveman would we don't think. It's really okay. Okay. Wonder how he comes up with their little into. Shit. Up in your house. All right. There you go. I lost congratulations one. So you get to ask you. Did you call for a reason other net curiosity? Actually call, for reason, Kirk help you out sure. Well I heard you earlier. Today you're talking about your hips. I've gotten a lot a lot of. Suggestions and doctors everyone's waiting today. So go ahead maybe you've got the answer. I'll say that Steve Keep your shirt on I am a great physical therapists. Okay. All right. Well, I'm just telling you. All right anyway, Kirke I think I can actually help out your problem of a local guy minivan and i. don't think you need that I don't think you need a hip surgery. and. I give you. You give a Kirkman hand guarantee I'll give you mike guarantee that I make you feel better one session or you don't pay. Okay. Well, thanks for the call. I I'm not mixing work with the guy touching my hip. But thank you very nice. Very nice offer. To play the game. Because not. Actual Caveman. He's you've worked as a lawyer. I'm sorry I'm audie onto the guy says he's GonNa. Make you feel better. I'm time. That To make you feel really. Really we have a good morning caller remember. We did. Yeah it was good. We stopped doing fourteenth. Yeah. Hello. Hello there so low up Steve Yeah it eight eight eight. Let's go. Really Here's just about it. Yeah. You're a big like plotline guy when it comes to. yes. That's essential essential. It is. So I have a couple of classes are like I've been having conversations buddies trying to understand that but some people are really into the plot. And can't people aren't you to get off during the lead up like you ever just before we even get the action. A couple. Of Times No so cool. Why do you think insect is so big like do you still have that VPN sponsor and it like the insects categories you'd like the other countries. Hell with how would I know how big the incest categories in Portugal, how the hell would I know that? Well you guys Katie would check out late Italian born of. So I'm looking I'm looking at incest porn. That's fucking. That's a note. That's a no go no fly zone. Well, not not real intent when I met her his. Step Mom Stepmom is on incest you idiot. School. Talking about it's on the edge? No, it is. Not. It is. STEPMOM. Stepmom port is incest porn. Absolutely. bucky absurd insist PORNA- Jason. Dad's. Girlfriend. Will girlfriend married. So then once they get married, it's Not. Are you. Direct equivalents, but I'm saying there's not even close the motherly role. They're not call. You agree with him on this while they're like. Well. In that like they're being raised by stepping Zach not no, it's not true. The ones. Here's where my hands are clean. Then it's always brandy on and ask her we can we get brand the next week me should i. This I want to ask this question. So the ones I watch at Brandy. She's always like the new step mom. Well the newness to it. Provide some distance from. Something we're raised by the that's never how it works. Since he was three or something five. Why haven't no I the ones I haven't. Even actual mom is that really insist Say the. Definition of the term of it's anal think. Were in there already, you're already in the vagina before like be just what's the difference? Simpson time traveling turn back time I. Think. So yeah. That's that's that's that's but yes I would like actual the incest category. I mean I don't. I don't get it. Yeah you can Aspirin Youth Avalon why that big I think the US thing and I just don't know why that is what the stepmother or the incest. Yeah. I don't think that category is huge globally. That's. An American unique warmed You know perversion. Okay. Thanks for the call. We'll ask. Just, a little up. Steve. They're still loaded up people have interesting question and I go. I would speculate a theory. Shirt I think that the incest category is more often than not step brother stepsister I've only got true. THINK NO STEPMOTHER'S A. I don't know I, don't know a I would not you're not gonNA get. All the categories, all the categories I would say that the dissolution of the nuclear family and the rise of divorce rates have led to lots of mixed blended family take a call for Chrissakes. Jesus Christ just guys jerking off. Theory is a terrible theory. Awful here. Cook. What's? Right -gratulations. Day. Displays. Bonus. Right Hey look. Guys. Know. Great. Big thumbs number one. Baby. Yeah. Congratulations. That's Great News Greg the. Roll Man. I know and I haven't been able to call is. A really late I. got my looking nose. To the grindstone I could tell. Current out material sure. Well, no I mean I can understand that and again congratulations. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey, thanks to pay Yeah Hey. Hey. Kurt here. I. See criticism. Yes I am Greg. You're you're a seasoned radio professional at welcome your criticism. So from. One pro. To another pro. I got I got I got a bone to pick I. Pick. Okay Go. My has. Per Shoe weeks more. Yeah. And that no talent asks faith. Gera- CORROBOS has been on that show. More than I have. Well I mean what's truth? No this is this is fair. Go ahead Greg. Yeah, any time. Great. Come on. Greg I. Think. I apologize to interrupt I. DO think that F. to com relationship with them. As you know is I can't imagine they would let you do the show Greg. I can't imagine that. They put hooking embargo on your show anyway. So it's not like you're gonNA fucking no schizo GDP supposes. True I. You think they're blocking any downloads for your show on the intercom networks. I think so yeah, I think I know what you're saying yeah. This guys on Greg's on it. I got guys is email from Gainesville and they say if. We we randomly inspector Internet Hillary Immune Trying Kirk show dot com on your shit. You're fucking fired well, okay. I've been real touchy with McGregor you are welcome. Thank you. You're welcome anytime on here. Great. Any time I will take a few more magic still low they are looks like got a few listeners. Christ that. It says that they call today I know if somebody calls four hundred times through twice. Looking the draw. Faster Internet connection Mar took one or two more. Cold a week here. From Greg and from from a president. That's great. Yeah Hello. Are you still think criticism. We took one. Yeah. Go ahead. Can we just say that we're taking criticism going forward? No I will because maybe one day criticism anymore go ahead. My only problem is Kirk your too handsome. Yeah. It's It's tough. 'cause mean I will say with this hip injury you know maybe I won't be running as much maybe the weight and they won't be as handsome but I I would agree it's it's. You're, Oh, you're chubby. Chaser. I kinda dig in. Okay. All right. I mean you know. But yeah, it's been a burden continues to be a burden. You know I like to think that people do recognize her substances well, not just looks. Oh of course sir. Thank you. Well, thank you any other Curtis's receive. No No. Just for EUCHRE. Thank you on them. Do My best to work on that. Nine seven, eight year up. Hey Kirk bruce question for you know what I don't want. Okay. So it's nineteen ninety-two. How did Kirkman and go about consuming two different springsteen albums came out. was you know they came out the same day? I. was on a I had a study hall into lunch. That day we've been a Tuesday right when that record came out back then. I was having okay walkathon. I took Peter French's car migrate. Buddy. The late Great Peter French let me his car while he classes I drove to the SAM goody in Burlington. Massachusetts and picked up both cassettes. Right, there that day right when it opened, it opened I think at ten o'clock somebody can look at them. I'll maybe not pick them both up and then went because human touch was already out as a single. So listen to the human touch I the album then lucky town the I'm lucky towns actually a better album. I totally agree with that and I think it's gotTa go in that order to follow up question after you listen I assume you listened to human touch then lucky town I just thought the afterwards. Yeah I. Yeah. Sorry like I mean it consecutively afterwards if you go back to the human touch like a bunch or in a I would say I would say human touches the spring part listen to the least in my life. I was I listen to a lot then but since then not much I I love I, love that human touch a great song. But no more lucked out. I mean, the truth is. You know I was even then slightly disappointed with like I didn't love love love love love both albums and truthfully a lot of songs that weren't like you know over the rise or sad is the didn't make the album's or much better songs than the ones and when he does some of them acoustically. Like raw, you know real world or something it sounds better than did on the albums the production is not great. So I have a theory about those I think that he wrote most of the human touch album before he broke up or got Patty and then better days and lucky count all that stuff comes afterwards. What do you think about that I've only that's true. I mean there's no I mean the you know all the sites I go and all the stuff I read about it that's doesn't seem to be the case. Okay Yep. Any anything on it. It seems it seems like human touches a really down like a blood on the tracks. Yeah. Really hurt. man lucky count is like I I've I've seen now in better days. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know thanks for the call. He had an interesting theory edge something it's inaccurate one one or two more Steve will take a funny one to get him. Call we did all the right we. Look, at us to more of the reads 508 wait you're up. Hey Guys John. What's up. I wanted to get your thoughts on how you thought that yes. Has Performed this year on the tropics versus the euro. What's the question I'm sorry. The T.F. SDFs in the euro leather modeling Oh I have to I'm embarrassed saying now the big weather model can you tell me do you may have a theory I like to hear Well, they're the two largest weather models that's by meteorologist year. With better. Year Jeff S. Typically the euro performs better this year, the girl wasn't quite. Promising? News Fast Guy a large upgrade this year. So we is GONNA continually out promise how are you big weather guy Oh. Yeah. Big Weather. What kind of what do you live around here? No. What kind of what kind of winter my to get this year. I mean we're in La Nina, year? I would assume it's going to be. A very like rainy ice one time. So, the worst kind that's worse Gimme two feet of snow any day over thirty, a week of thirty, four degrees windy and rainy. That's that's the worst weather there is. Oh. Fuck this guy rather have twenty fifth games. Every Monday we get mad at him for he's giving you the facts giving me bad weather. Okay. But he's giving this projection is there we can do to change it trump said he was going to Newco hurricane ever happened to that? Can We? Can? We Fuck Nina La Nina. No No. You can't do that. There's no such thing as fuck up weather control. What should the call kind of the? It's not what I've heard it keep our last call. Steve can't be this alone up Yes. We all know. Okay. Go take one or two more calls for every. I just like the piss off that guy who hey. What's up. Ben Shapiro here. Let me talk to you today, Ben. Speaking of what you did. He did day off but you know had to get it in. I got another one for you. So. There's ten guys and one woman mall marooned on an island. Okay stranded. Nothing but themselves okay. You can picture I got radio after two weeks. The woman is just so ashamed of what she's done. That, she just kills herself. And then after another two weeks. The guys are all. So ashamed of what they've done. At they decide to bury her body. And then after yet another two week. There are so ashamed of what they've done. That they decide to big dig backup backup. Okay. Yes and. So concludes the joke. That's a great way to conclude jokes. So the idea is that they're doing explain it. No, I understand. Okay. I understand I understand. Well, it's OK bed. Do you like that one Steve? It's a good Ben Shapiro drove. Disgusted with the act of homosexuality. I understand. I mean I yeah I'm not quite three actually happened. It was not bad not bad not bad. Bad now Chris Chris Wallace Oh. How about that? All right. Well, there's no better way throughout the week on Center for Ben Shapiro and President Trump and all the hits anything else from you. Steve No no no song parody songs calls good. Excellent All right. What's your play by? No we should do that what we shouldn't do that. No agree I think you've you've done one eighty on this would have one eighty not consistent. Consistent. Took inconsistent Steve All right well thanks to Milton's and magic spoon the target Trading Academy and then we're back next week. I don't know I. Think we're going to relax for a second CBO you ready to get out of here. No, I was of shutting down the calls adding marks. So I think next week, we're going to have I by the time where at this point next week Thursday show made with crops me not problem. But certainly by next Tuesday Wednesday I would like some definitive yes or no on the driving. And I want people to get a hopping on this matter Wasco on is my birthday. Like Offensive Street name Yeah yes. Yes and then bludgeoned these towns. People were city, right? Like it's town towns downtown, there wouldn't be a city. free Minihan way I mean that's sporran going. We'll take money somewhere else that's. I mean, that's fine. I'm sure Soko would be accommodating that we've already shown them what the mid fans can do absolutely We'll get you brandy levonne blood brain the bottom of this into incest porn mother sex incest is eight doe ways and incest you say, yes, Milton's trip coming up. Oh, the just should next week continuing negotiations with intern will the lost six on the show? And I may I may just have surgery one day live on the air. I may do that Katy Kirk famously had some some procedures on the remember Howie Carr had of a sect me on the air. Really. Yeah. Buddy CNC watching over him. Can you never fucking? We'll talk to you later. This was pretty reprehensible I. I don't know how it can be anybody's idea humor. The fact that I'm doing this because it silly I don't know.

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Mornings with Keyshawn, LZ and Travis (HR 2 )

"More good Monday morning. Everybody good morning to you guys. Have I've never asked you for a favor. Have I renewed on skin. Can I ask for right now. Can you say something to make me feel better about jared. Goff when I saw yesterday this just give me one thing to make me feel better about Jared Goff. I got some dead. He is going to eventually get back to jared Goff farm pro form eventually and win at eventually billy bean after Seattle Seattle probably do some doing just saying that was supposed to make me feel better. They do something you get back before. I went to closure. Is I want you to think about the middle of the summer as red carpet this fun here we go. I feel better traffic cooler out there travel. Everybody Buddy in here with a sweater on this morning t shirts maybe golf shirt or whatever it is was my car. I dig it dig it. It'll be high seventy four only today. I'm wearing sir perfect yeah got sweatshirt onto hooka-doodles. Doodoo so every now and then you know me I'm very arrogant and and now you yeah me. I'm arrogant as they say jerk and everything else. I want to pat myself on the Macintosh diva you name it. Whatever the narrative is about me out there yeah so I went to the book yeah I went to the San Diego charger legal charges she's. LA chargers chargers game in Miami Dolphins interesting the PA announcer the Miami Dolphins and called them the San Diego chargers three or four times yeah just so that you know so I flew home yesterday. After the game there were few charger fans and family members that were on the plane with me in one Jaylen Watkins. His wife and newborn baby was sitting in first class across from me. Um In in first class in the on this particular plane you get the pod door so you get two seats a single two seats in a single yeah two two one one in soda single door to single out of the doors to two seats don't and she was there here with her baby newborn babies get their uncomfortable on the plane and you know they make some noise and cry here near because Hungary and she wanted to feed the baby and you know maybe making noise and stuff like that so I'm sitting here and I'm analyzing everybody. At this point four. I'm watching faces and reactions safety. You know no no no no for the baby making noise and people acting like they never been babies that don't have kids right you know and so you know so. I said okay. I'll feel you know I've seen this coffee space by myself. Assist would adore and whole deal so I got up and you know told the stewardess to say you know can ask her. She wants to take whispered in you. You know she wants to sit and have my space. Give it to her and you know so. She asked she's sure sure no problem. Sorry gather my things and I got up and I moved over to the gentleman. That was doing a lot of moving around. You know he's moved. You know what I'm saying. He's moving around. Say Shut that baby. He's upset without telling you these upsets we so. I told Mrs Watkins she can have my space and so you know Nice Nice of me do that. In the baby you know she could feed her child in naked. Enjoy a nice coffee coffee space the reason I bring this up because I need my money for the first class seating so I want to make sure out here the listeners only child or tweet at AH IN INSTAGRAM Jaywalkers for La chargers number twenty seven it. Tell him to send my money to rise groves switches this cease with his family. I do it out a good deed I did because I figured it was a good interest rate cut. You wanted to pat yourself on the back and being a good deed now. You're talking about the money and just yeah well yeah. That's what I started that way then. I realized that okay. That's he makes money plays unless benefit. It's funny and you said it. I've never understood understood. I get it when you're on an airplane. We've all been on an airplane where the child that's crying and it's it's not great but does anybody want that child to stop crying less than the parent of the child the the they're doing everything they can to get that can stop yes yes. You don't want to play would either. Have you been in a restaurant. That's different. Have you not been in a public space where the parent assumes everyone else thinks. Their kid is cute too. No I and then he allowed to do all sorts of things without addressing the situation because I've assume that a billion mean-spirited no no no no no. I will say this in my son would testify like when it came to his upbringing. I it was not as friend. I was a parent and it was like this is how we do things in home and this is how we do things in public and I can see other parents parents who are just tired and they're exhausted and then I forget it. Let the world deal with it. The reason I gave up my seat so she can have privacy have the door to whole deal for baby but I also have had young kids of my own planes with me and I was coming from Hawaii when you would with my I kids my younger kids. Were coming from Hawaii. In behind me was fuzzy Zoeller. The fuzzy defers tiger woods charged charts tiger cokie already had a problem with him is so he was mumbling and saying some things along the way you know as as as Vance was kind of you know making noise in London making noise and whatnot because they got about their seats that come in our seats so they're turning around making noise and picking up up to windows closing and opening up so I became agitated head to kind of you know I have to tell you doing the break. You're listening to happy. A Los Angeles. Jalen Bach is good. You don't have to say anything. I just wanted to make sure I had a good deed going on. He's a good man kee. You are all that bad. Don't let anybody tell you. Twenty eight to fourteen is the final score in Seattle key. The huskies beat the trojans couple of touchdown Scott Fink. Excuse me Matt Phoenix had a rough Scott Scott be done better three interceptions. He did have a touchdown but there was an interesting tweet tweet over the weekend from a guy named Keyshawn Johnson that just said the word tarmac well someone asked me to help find the definition of tarmac for them and I didn't have their number or anything so the best way for me to communicate and to have a the individual who handles my social media to tweet out because we didn't have the number and so I just tweeted out just in another good deed. I just figured that's what it was and it so everybody decided to think that I was talking about Klay Hilton being put on the lax runway or Burbank wherever everday coming in and going out that he should have been left on a tarmac similar to what they did to lane kiffin after he dropped one Asu after four games throughout about the year that is correct. I feel like it's time to go or Klay Hilton to not necessarily be be fired but to be relieved of his responsibilities as the head coach of the University of Southern California four years ago when he took over I am one that jumped on the table to to did let the world know give this man and Opportunity Chess at times you do that and then at times you make tough decisions because they're goodwill runs out and I think that time now we're all good wheel that he's built up has run out for him and everybody would say well you know. I have the people stopping me as I was traveling over the weekend whether it was at lax whether it was coming back whatever the case is to say to me man you know man he he not that bad. You know you gotta give them a chance. That's code savage. Uh said hold on Thurston quarterback. I said hold on so Chris Morales Morales who works here with us. Yes sent me the link from the twitter some of it no he did. He sent me the I know. He said it to you well. I was reading some of the comments and they were saying that all the same guy that jumped out yes I am and I'm the same guy now saying he should be relieved of his duties ladies. That's okay four years ago. He should have been a head coach today. He should not be and when you look at it for what it's worth yes. He's playing with a third string quarterback back in. Here's what I would tell you. The guy is sitting on the sidelines right now. We all presume urban. Meyer waiting on this job. You do understand urban. Meyer went to the national championship the third string quarterback in in in Twelve Games Jones twelve gauge you. That's what this nickname media because that's the main due to start it was Braxton. Miller hurt hurt. Their BRAXTON MOVES TO RECEIVER GIVES DRAFT Third Round Okay Houston Texas. Jt Baird haired being comes in does his deal hurt they turn Corneille third-string guy be strong. All the whole deal lit up lit lit up because he knew how to make the adjustments. He moved one guy for quarterback to receive said we're GonNa give you opportunity the other guy saying well. We go spot play till you get healthy but according to cut hot. That's what it is. You should be able to coach up whatever is Matt think wasn't didn't come from. I think it was Glendora high school four years ago as God. It wasn't recruited by anybody. That was a walk on. He was rated player. You should be ready to go for people who don't I know it's the definitions material used for surfacing roads or of outdoor areas consisting of crush rocks mix of tar tweet out tarmac anymore yeah yeah the second definition is where you leave. Clay Helton after he loses another game the Holiday Inn it back. You said it's time now to make this move and and sure okay fine. It was time to make the move at the end of last season. It might have been time to make the move at the end of last season but they didn't. I understand for whatever reason and now an extension the letter a whole `nother year go by. They've let a whole nother recruiting class go by. They've let a whole nother opportunity to get go because I'll go back to this the last guy they had in that job that was the right guy for the job was Pete Carroll and when he first got there the first part of that I see as I but you could it common and then all of a sudden by the end of that year was pretty good and then after that Pam it happened and there were often run and now you're going to have to at least back it up a whole `nother year and I do not get for the life of me why you continue not you but why. SC continues to run this thing through and spin the clock because keep keep what if this happened and this is totally clock. Now I think it's I think it's move it but what really gets move. Here's the scariest thing that and this isn't totally. He go run the table. No well I mean maybe not totally out of the realm of possibility they go into South Bend and beat Notre Dame that can happen yeah and now a sentence like do we or don't we get it it over with tarmac airport runway whatever it is. I'M A I'm a bad man in all honesty is much university and Athletic Department and all that it's not gonNA happen. Let's not fool ourselves not going into south being in winning the football game they couldn't go up to Washington which is a lot closer token in in why I feel this way also is because people that I trust high ranked high ranking officials within the NFL's source sources sources have spoken to me off the record and said to me though seriously they go USC out about twenty five thirty kids between now and the next several ever years NFL talent. They'll never reach that level with that coaching staff looking for Kirk. We'll track him down coming up in just a bit. Oh even better that's very short a bit it is time we do it every single Monday morning after rams game is time for ask Kirk Kirk. Let's start right here. Let's start with this. You heard Jared Goff right there and it was getting ready for on Thursday and you know wasn't a great game. We gotta get some things cleaned up. Do you like his demeanor as a quarterback that it seems that whether or not they get fifty-five dropped on them or whether or not they won the NFC championship Game Jared Goff seems like the same guy. I think you'd like to demeanor because he does have success behind it. You know what I mean. you wait at rookie year. We know what that looks like. The last two years he's had a couple of games like this and he's always responded right and they pat team success. They went to a super bowl last year so I think even this year three and one having lost yesterday the way they did and they hear him say they'll turn the page. Hey just one game was on move on. It really puts Thursday as much bigger game now because you do want to see. Is this a pattern or is this just a one off so I kinda get where he's coming from but I remember that my quarterback like that and I we talked them all before Travis. It's either that or Cam Newton where you got a guy who's pouting and I always feel like people are attacking them. I think golf a little bit different looking at it. Kirk and four turnovers three interceptions obviously then the fumble at the end of the game suits runs four touchdown girly is a security blanket for Jared Goff Annette offense. When desert win. Does he get really going. What's the as long term plan because he went out yesterday and he said in an interview he does not call the place. So what does that suggest. Ask a Mary tell me that he wants to football and your plan if they had any off season about how they gonNA manage his You know kind of his carry. Kinda load management like if people talk about it in the NBA. I guess it gets frustrating. When you feel like you could be used more you feel like you don't really get into a flow of offense and in this is just typical sometime with McVeigh. He tends to do what he reigns away from Todd Gurley in gangs and he goes to jared and after the game usually is. I've got to be a better play caller. I've you gotta get a little bit more. That's something I'm GonNa look in the mirror and look at myself and you know next game and try to be an air always seems to be that but saying look. I'm healthy. Give me the ball. Let Me Rock. Let me do what I do. Yesterday I thought at Thirteen Yard Terry where he's dragging guys into the end zone. Dude says he's healthy and now it's time for the offense. It's a really gotta go through him. Which is what they've done. The last two seasons Todd Gurley is one concern jared Goff's ball security is another now coming into the league. He had fumbled the ball twenty three times in thirty seven games at cow talked about his tiny hands. Are we going to need jared Goff. Han Dan Transplant in order to hold onto the ball treatments hands on him but delay Kirk Yeah but now it's it's a concern because it happened at least once a game you mentioned it came out in the draft. He had nine enchanted right and everybody was like well. What does that mean well. The first thing we said was that he's not going to be able to play in the AFC north the NFC north as he can't play in a cold weather environment. He has to go somewhere sunny grip the football but it's just too many times now and N. as in former Defenders League I noticed your golf is going to give the ball if you break it out. If you just stripped just trying to get him uncomfortable back next year. The ball seems to just fly in his hands and so now it's more of a concern something they have to figure out but I think the big thing was that I thought you know. The rams got a little arrogant. They get a little hockey. They get a little too confident in themselves that they feel like they can still run their offense but I'm looking around. I'm saying come on to kill Garrett Lisi. NFL NFL in sexual reasons and he was eating signs once on on the on the right side thanking William ghosting offense of line as good as they were to the previous two years. I think this year it's been a work in progress and you seeing him struggle with some pretty good pass rushers and ended up you fast for Thursday. You got cloudy out one inside and on the other side they gotta get right. The only only got a couple days. Do yet is correct. Kirk Kirk so flip to the other side of the ball the rams defense they may Jameis Winston looked like the Second Coming of Warren Moon. What's wrong and is is their cost for concern with his defense. Just ask her now. You know what I think honestly fat with Swinson. Sometimes his negative is always positive too. Hello like the negative on James that he holds the ball too long so he takes too many chances and the negative but then when you look at it on a day like yesterday I wasn't afraid of Toledo. He wasn't afraid of Marcus Peters. He wasn't afraid of that pass rush. He stood in there long enough to deliver passes and what happened. He started connecting connected and he may they may Chris Godwin. Look like an all pros. May Marcus Peters just feel like he's just got drafted by Mike Evans so I think it was more oh Bob Jameson Winston and Byron left which the Office Coordinator for her to Brooklyn having a plan to say look. No one's really stood there. Everybody's running away from Donald. Everybody's scared the secondary. Let's hang in there and let's just deliver some strike. The why don't I mean I don't know what they were doing with the middle of the field. Yesterday I mean it was just wide open yesterday today. They just took advantage of it in the rams and this is another key thing I saw yesterday keyed around. Were like their fourth linebacker remember. They lost my Kaiser. They lost yesterday Bryce Hager. They got trae reader in their college. Free agent from Delaware so that's why you saw Ronald Jones going a little bit yesterday so the rams got a couple take that they gotta figure out on Defense Kirch which started the ball is more concerning for you at this point. Is it the defense. It just gave up double nickels it. Is it the offense that scored forty points. WHO's really sloppy asked Kirk offense because this team has been led by the offense the first couple of years there was waking up and they can score score score and the way the reason I look at the offense struggling because they score points but yet. It's how they're discord. They're not putting together drive actually being helped out by the defense except for yesterday I know weighed in the guys can get it fixed. That's not the problem I just think that the offensive leave your golf just hadn't truly good sense where maybe the NFC championship game you look at the Super Bowl or a couple of games this year really the last quarter of the season last year the Jared Goff you know you're waiting for him to take the next step and he's getting paid like a top tier quarterback and at some point you think that he has to elevate the team and right now. This thing is really always been elevated by Todd Gurley but if Barry's not working then the offense isn't working kirk. Let me ask you this because we've talked about jared. Goff had a bad day. We've talked about Todd Gurley workload. We talked about how the defense got gashed. We talked about some injuries that have taken place along the offensive offensive line. All of these things are happening. We now talk about Sean McVeigh. Is there something in here where the League has caught up to him to a certain degree and they're still winning in games once but is he takes responsibility for this as well yeah that's Astra. You're not like he's not far from criticism. I think a lot that is you know. Bill Belichick handed him his lunch. You know took him to school in the Super Bowl right now. Everybody's trying to figure out has he. You know kind of adjusted now. That's the one thing I'll tell tell you this. The Rams are just in the second half. They all seem to be a better second half team so far this year but I think it's filling out processing that first half they just come out and instead of being the aggressors they just kind of get pushed around a little bit then they finally make adjustments but to your point though Travis I think I think that's just want to be a narrative now. That bill belichick designed a decent in the super bowl to limit the rams the three point that he got from Vic Fangio's the head coach rush of the Denver Broncos Tocado last year until the rams figure it out until they get stubborn and said you know what Tiger early Malcolm Brown Henderson look. This is what we're GonNa do an awful just run differently when ran the football effectively and I'm just surprised how much how far they going away from it they Palestinian to a passing league Kirk Morrison joins US silly after each rams game sakes Kurt. Thank you sir no tarmac for me all right thirteen teams in the NFL right now through the first. Four weeks of the season are two and two so just shy a half. The teams in the League are at five hundred and I think that there's a whole bunch of different to do versions right. There's the teams that you just heard right there that we all like the teams that we're not quite sure what it the teams that might be too into that. We think aren't very good. Key your favorite two and two team. Why why is that your guy? I think so far the Philadelphia Eagles I think when you look at this football team it was a lot of questions around Carson Wentz earlier in the season. We're now four or five game mark so they're starting to think settled themselves elves out you know they beat the Green Bay packers on the road and now they placed next game against the New York jets so we sort of know what that is but they got a tough road ahead of them. It's it's not gonNA be easy as they continue to keep planning to be Carson. Winston needs to stay healthy. They've got to get to Sean Jackson back. In the lineup receivers Nelson gotta catch to football L. Sean Jeffries. GotTa catch a football defensive need to stay silent if somehow they wind up figuring out how to get Jalen Ramsey over there to help the secondary out then this team could be in it for the long haul. They got the Vikings after that. They got the cowboys play. The bills bills could becoming back to the pack at some point time they got the Chicago bears but they got Chicago bears at home which is a big plus. Oppose going to soldier field and playing them then played patriots which you don't know how to ask go but Kinda sorta due to talk radio. I guess Seattle but they don't have to go to Seattle Seattle. Come to them then as you start to look. It gets a little bit better for them. At the at the beginning of December December they got the dolphins then they got the giants. They've got the redskins and then they play the cowboys finishing up with the giants so their schedule is a little tough. We're going to be a little tough after his jets gamed. It gets easier in the month of December so if they can just keep putting wins together they can still this division from the cowboys. Are you like the browns the best yeah I picked him to win the division at the beginning of the season because I like their schedule not because I got caught up in hype or because they got Pittsburgh twice in Pittsburgh came figure it out they have Miami and soon as you see Miami. He started salivating. Things happened the other reason why I liked the browns they're to into the two wins have come on the road now if they were to in two they can't win on the road then I'd be like but now they prove they can win on the road and the schedule has a lot of teams that get the Cincinnati Bengals. Those were they can get fat. I liked the fact that they won through the running game. I think that's going to inform kitchens going forward press a better approach to their offense offense by trying to establish the run I in Austin and then allowing Baker to feed off of that awesome play action as opposed to try making Baker the offense of star and supplementing with Chubb if they can flip it day yesterday I can see the Cleveland browns winning nine ten games and still winning the division and doing so getting fat off the road all right so you have the browns. I'M GONNA take the Houston Texans because I got the Texans were one weird thing away from being three in one and not just three and one but beating the saints in New Orleans with drew brees I mean the way that that game ended credit to the saints for finding away to kick that long field goal and win the game but to Shawn Watson was brilliant in that game to go into into the superdome to be able to put that sort of performance against that I mean we saw that defense last night against a very very dynamic cowboys team and the cowboys couldn't move the ball at all the Texans went up and down the field on and put twenty eight points on it. They beat the Jacksonville Jaguars who look like a pretty good team. They've meet the. La chargers who we think are pretty good team yesterday. Today they lose by six points to the Carolina Panthers who might be good might not hard to tell because Cam's not they're not healthy. They got him but I just think that the Shawn Watson Andy the Andrea Hopkins and Jj Watt Whitney Mercilus and those guys on that side of the ball that feels to me that the team that if we were going into the playoffs and the Texans over there. I'm not loving playing playing those guys. I think that that's a very very interesting team. So what's the flip key. If the two and two teams you like the best is the eagles what is the two and to look and say they might be five hundred but that's not a good football team. The giants the New York giants who does calling dead any. I'm not doing this. I am Danny important. They beat the books yeah. They should have lost. The bucks kicked a field goal. You make it it's you know over. The bucks is the best to into by the way that would not. That'd be a hard van. You play the Washington Redskins at home. They have to remove case keenum from the game now because he got injured because he sucks he put it on top of that. You look up and they don't have saquon Barkley They really don't have a top notch receiver. You know so it's like okay you brought in to replace. OB J. When you wanted to get a young in good you had a quarterback you draft but you don't bring a receiver on winning when you had one on the team go along with three Masa Barclay. Ob BJ in Jones at the quarterback spot they certainly are the worst two and two team that I can think of right now you can replace if you want to what about ULC. They're not the worst team but they're in the worst position the Minnesota Vikings. They're the worst team because I I agree with you that I was the worst see because that defense is still legit glasses off to just take her cousin who rogers blasted off to twenty one point lead league and they just kept creeping back because I'd be fenced. One side of the ball is still really really good. The problem is is that they're very well could be in the best division of football the intercede north and I know you making fun of my lions. No I went down to the wire. Green Bay went down to the wire and their won loss Chicago. I know people are like going and we don't know Ba. Listen Chicago very much. Minnesota is defined by their defense but what you're not hearing out of Chicago are your star wide receivers complaining about the offense in Minnesota. I know that there are two words were kirk cousins and the short sentence after that is when Adam theon says we need to pass the ball. You know you got real problems in Minnesota arche. This is breaking news in fact we just found out that Gavin newsom has signed into law law the bill that will allow college athletes in the state of California to capitalize on their likeness and make money for it the rest of the NC double a. will fall in line line. Take it or shake it. Take a mirror California. We start a lot of stuff in terms of political just I it's it's one of those deals where we get writing and everybody else kind of tries to follow and I think when you look at the ability sign it will will allow college athletes. He's here in the state of California to benefit on the name like listen image which is a long time coming. This finally has arrived even though it doesn't come into effect electing to twenty twenty three. That's okay yeah I mean. It's it's fine. Whole wish was retro. All everything that I need from the back. Pay Won't argue. Se Care You President Media Room and everything yeah. I need to get a little bit of upgrade that picture by the way you're looking a little young in that. They need more now. Get carded every time I go out now. Look like Jerry Jones. It looks like Jerry Jones onto the next one. The Major League baseball playoffs are set someone outside of the Astros Astros dodgers or Yankees can win the world series. Take it or shake it. I would say shake it shake I. I you know I think I'd lean heavy toward the nets and also lean heavy toward Atlanta but those three teams that you mentioned what is it that any of them were missing. I mean they kind of you to the dodgers. Pitching at times we pitching wolves especially coming out of the bullpen and we don't know what Kenley Jansen. The answer is going to be at the end of the day. Everybody gets nervous about Kershaw here there but we got a big bats and then Yankees got big bats. You know so you start to look at that and the Astros. Was it just a really good baseball team and so you start to look at that and you say to yourself okay Canadian. Those teams beat them of course they can but it probably won't happen. HERE'S THE FIELD CHELSEA MINNESOTA TAMPA OAKLAND SAINT Louis Atlanta Milwaukee and Washington you like those so their fourteenth at one hundred wins Minnesota's sodas one of those four teams who led the League in all home runs Minnesota so yeah you gotta definitely look at a team with that kind of firepower. Being eighteen could get hot for a couple of weeks and all the way to a chip. Here's Todd Gurley after the game last afternoon talking about the game coming up on Thursday night you feel about Thursday night. Games needed to dumbest thing ever but for the most part light if you're not really like battling injury and stuff like that Thursday is kind of like a day usually feel good anyway so I assume on like a short week nothing too crazy get a couple of San Fan and and like you said get ready for Thursday you know they played on Sunday as well just like us so we just got on a quick. TURN AROUND AND GO UP TO SEATTLE. Take care of business so that's Todd Gurley key saying that Thursday night football is the dumbest thing ever Thursday night. Football is the dumbest thing ever. Take it or shake. Shake it shake it. Shake shake a I love football a in when I was playing I could play on Sunday. Turn right back around and play on a Monday in a parking lot with nobody nobody watching and I think todd Gurley is a different position because he plays running back. He takes a little bit of a beating and pounding at times but I loved Thursday night football. I think it just it it. It's fine. I mean that's the only thing on a Thursday night in terms of sport then I would turn to watch I mean I it's do care if the quality's less than its it's best but I don't know that that's the case typically is no. I don't think so I don't think so last Thursday's game against the Eagles in their packers great game a week before that between Tennessee and Jacksonville one is nick foles hurt. Tennessee's never been any good hadn't been any good in a long time. They just happened to schedule these two teams. A quarterback gets her jalen Ramsey. Is You know so you got that sort of story line but that's it the next week follow the following week they schedule Aaron Garages and Carson Wentz the dumbest things ever having them run around the underwear during a combine dumbest thing ever yeah. That's probably not great Antonio Brown. It has a record nine. NFL grievances currently pending Antonio Brown will lose all nine of his grievances. Take shake it. Take it for nine over nine man. It's it's it's. It's a bad deal. Okay at the end of the day he was is it informed by his representatives certain things within his contracts and he didn't know any better and clearly these teams are not trying to give him the money and they're. GonNa push back. It's the league. It's the League guys and then I'm giving him fifty million dollars or whatever he's looking for in doing that damn fools. Why can't they stop. I mean we saw a Baker Mayfield. We saw him with Eric Well. The man just can't board do do not Fordham key clients and inability to stop listening person down in Miami this past weekend who I know works in that circle of a we were talking on the side part. He's hit to be better. They just got to take his phone from e even if they do that he can get to computer i. I was GONNA say he'll. He'll find a way yeah listen. He's GonNa find a way to screw up more money but I still believe he will also find a way to get you back on the field because he still is a very talented player and if you're the Dallas cowboys angels saw your starry Seabrook get locked up in lockdown on national television visit you score ten points in a BS floating around trust. I Bleed Jerry. Jones is gone now all right next one the La Angels Joel's just finished their season seventy two and ninety thirty five games out of first place they have not decided on whether or not they're going to bring back Brad Osman's they should firebrand awesomeness and hire Joe Madden. Take it or shake it take a take of course they should get that done. I mean just get it. Go get dusty. Baker Acre one of the two I mean it's up to you right if you let's say France hypothetically. I don't know where you're going with this but bring it up if another team in L. A. decided to do something with their manager you maybe maybe he goes there and dusty. Baker goal sue the angels why why not no. I don't have been at least Seventeen Baker. It depends how you WANNA look at it. The It depends on how you WANNA look at it because if I'm the angels I'm doing it today. I'm I'm making a call to Joe Madden's people taking his temperature on how interested in it would be in becoming them because keep in mind. Joe Man's local guys from Long Beach Okay Joe. Is it yeah Giannotti. I'm not Joe. Madden has a connection to the angels. He was bench coach with you WanNa Championship with the angels. He's universally well liked. He is a guy that is very comfortable comfortable with analytics. The angels are tilting towards that. Finally that is a better decision than what they have right now. Not that Brad awesome awesome. Is You know it's one year you typically give guy more than one year but so far no angels though I jump on it right now because let's say the dodgers get clipped in the first round. You know what they're gonNA. Do you get into in the first round. In the skipper deserves to be pushed. I mean if they just go to franchise record one hundred six six game but if you get clipped in the first round you deserve to get pushed. I mean they have the history that you pointed out Travis. During the break Andrew Friedman and Joel Madden had history from Tampa Samper Jomon Tampa Tampa Tampa to the world series he won a world series with the Chicago cubs been one hundred six years. He's a three time manager manager of the year legit like those sound like jumping on the table for this put it to you this way if I'm GONNA put Tarmac on my view not want Dave Roberts average to get fired because they don't think Dave Roberts has done anything to deserve being dismissed as far as he made this decision or that. It's nothing like the players like him. It seems like he's got a good feel. He's media eighty of everything about Dave Roberts is a thumbs up except for that they can't get over the Hump and sometimes you just need a different voice. Just need a different guy to be that guy and if I had to pick anybody anybody to do that. Joel Madden might be at the top of the idea. Let's just do a trade. 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Carrabis Christmas Special, Part 2

The Kirk Minihane Show

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Carrabis Christmas Special, Part 2

"Ooh big announcement. Good floor is yours. We'll see announcement we just talked about. What are we talked about nothing. It's fine it's fine. I told. I told kirk what the what the secret project was my secret project right. Yeah 'cause i told you i was. Yes xiaomi my. I'll show you how much how much of how much of your secret project is public. Knowledge now How much have we made public. Yes we said investigative series into a crime. Yep now you have the fans coming up with conspiracy theories about which case it's going to be. Yeah there's been a million guesses. I've seen i've seen The reddit threads about it. Oh is that right. Yeah i mean you know. We had a i mean. We went down to south carolina with a great week. And we were. I mean getting our hands dirty. Yeah we got shit done. So many. How many interviews did you conduct. I maybe a dozen. Ooh maybe i mean we're talking like it's like you know you're like i was saying you know you're sitting there and the mom is showing up top autopsy photos of her daughter on a on a truck outside the trailer. Yeah with family members around. You're sitting there talking and looking at it and stuff like it was a confederate flag hanging the window true. I mean there was a lively. Yeah we were into it. We were i mean it was. It's hard core south. Yeah i loved it. I mean i i was. I'm i'm obsessed with it now so it's taking over my wife. Are you going to be one of those guys like like the zodiac killer. They just become fascinated. Robert grayson. yes they can't think about anything else. I feel the way right now about this. Yeah you're going to solve the case. I mean i think the most the myself usually so. I'd like to think i can. Yeah my thing is is get. The most attention came on the two cases cases. Now it's plural. well we yes one cases. Let's gonna say what the hell are you doing down in south carolina because the case that i was privy to did did not take pictures connection. All of. There's a connection election. Oh wow is this like like the staircase where it's like magically boom. We actually have a case that happened. Yes several years. Prior that's similar similar similar. Yes yes yes yeah. The case was upset brockton the cases in the past. This one's in the president got it. You know what i'm saying. Yes yeah that. Staircase guys creepy varies guilty. He's guilty. But i mean but yes he's guilty. Yeah the so is the sun of. That's right yeah. Yeah yes i. The son helped probably i think he i think he. He bashed his wife's head off the stair so it looks like he true crime series from you lately. Aficionado feud host of true Review show yeah ratio or something. I forget the name of the document was like something like american. It's on netflix. But a dude that He kills his wife and oil barrel. The yes yes. It's all on no interviews. It's all done by footage. Yeah yeah yeah. I thought that was interesting. It was good it was like. Yeah but there's no mystery to you can especially when you're acting weird. Yeah which is. I mean when you watch stuff like that and you put yourself in the position. These guys like even even though he was acting weird to the neighbor. If i'm a cop just meeting this guy for the first time didn't screen guilty to me. No she very laid back. Yeah but you never know just murdered your wife in two kids right. And you're just you can play the role of concerned husband right now psycho behavior. I've been in the position. The police off snows investigator myself. Yeah yeah. I kind of how the games played now. Did you grow up wanting to be with law enforcement now. I wanted to detect fascinated fascinated by it. But i'm not built stephen the fast food sitting there staking out the place waiting for people to show up. Yeah we were into it. I never see you dealing fashion buddy comedy. Yeah yeah you can see me doing it. Yeah i don't mind is a screw loose thinking too. I'm always thinking thinking. No yeah at. I'm sorta see sort of the loyal but yet dumb sidekick you know he's kinda the these very smart don knotts type to my My genius in this whole thing. When you say steve. No next some of the interviews. I want to punch sometimes. I'm i yelled either one time whereas a car conducting interviews step seeing them like shut the fuck up talk. You don't know the walls. I do not know the case as well as i know who stepping all over the guests in the audio recordings. yeah this is the person conducting the interviews. I know the case more than you do. Yeah i would say it'd be close a couple of times interview safe. Steve shut the fuck up. I know the answer shut up. Nobody pitchy about it. I won't talk anymore though boy. I think steve brings a lot to the table. He's a great collaborator. Yes how many times. I praise you bitchy about this. I mean you know there was one time when you were. You know exactly what i'm talking about. 'cause we're back and listen to you that we talked to the guy's kid okay. I'm talking about. Yeah the twenty dollars. The kid Yes you kept asking about. How do we get in contact with this guy. Remember three times and that was like steve. We know how to do. Do we write him. A letter on my. That's how we doing shut up. I didn't know if he had like a. Po box address as opposed to just sending a letter to disability is completely valid question. That's not we care about. He was he was. He was more concerned with preserving southern heritage into that. It's fine not much over anybody's audio conducting the interview. Okay sure you stepped over some primordial by the way. I don't wanna get rich at yo. I want you to do. Just mind your ps and qs. That's all i'm saying i've questioned. Yeah good see the great job last week. of course he did. We did a fantastic job. Have you determined how many episodes you're going to do. Because i know that we discussed number fifty given the amount of information i was gonna say i feel like the more eighth you come across. I think the more you do though the worst. I think you gotta leave. You gotta think if you're out there. I think it has to be we. Could we could probably do twenty-five episodes it needs to be distilled into high quality having all for elementary. You shouldn't put a limit on it. You absolutely you gotta leave the door open. Yeah but i'm saying. I think that putting a limit on it forces you to make decisions about what i keep and what to throw. Sure i think. I think it's wise to be like we're we're shooting for eight. That's our. that's our goal but if it ends up being tenants of being ten bush for it'd be eight in the ones being ten. That's a good thing. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. I'm is plenty. There's we were just saying before when like we went down there and now like i feel like this three times as much to get to now. We have other trips. We have to do this other stuff but it may be. Jared wants to come to new york with us. We're going to the office for all right. Upstate new york. Oh oneonta not far from there. We go not far not far from cooperstown. I love cooperstown. we aired how to play bagger carcass. That's true even i play bagger carcass. A game you then. I'm sorry. I beg your pardon a game. George peterson peterson invented driving a car. And you look. Cfc bagger carcass than you. Call it out the first person to call out the road kill. Gets the point. Stephen ever going down the street in south carolina where a woman who was abducted last lived and then where woman was murdered or well the corner. The corner was an accident. 'love yes yeah we have. We have issues with that. We'll just leave it like that. We addition to that corner. Who get that later on. Down the coroner coroner. Okay got an say corner. It sounded like corner. And i think i knew what you meant coroner reports. Yep we're going on the street the first time down there. It's kinda serious. And steve wilson says rabbit. This doesn't seem appropriate all. Give the students. But i really thought he was saying it was like some of these extra nickname or something got it. It was it turned out talking about a rabbit like an actual rabbit. There wasn't even dead. It was just running away. We've all been there. I call it critters maybe nervous though given the situation to i dunno or nervous about. Oh you're in the back roads. We know we were. I grew up on the backyard's did you have a crew with you guys just as we roll along. Yeah no guns either. Charged to have gone bell. Didn't all the others did so. We'll see yeah. That's a good point jerry. Leave the door open i suppose. Do you think that this series will bring new attention to the case now cases. Yes all the point where people will be driven. I mean the mini ask but this is also going to be. I think you know these true crime things. A whole 'nother audience too. I agree but i think that if you bring enough attention to this and you present in a way where you're bringing new evidence to the table if you will like what the fuck. I feel like that happens now. More often than ever for sure specials in progress and it's like well which i think it also be dangerous though too. You have to be responsible like for this particular case. There was another podcast recently. That i don't think did a great job with myself. Personally i did is just didn't spend enough time on it. A total hack job very very lazy no just accepting whatever somebody tells you do that. You can't do that. Yeah so you're playing detective than playing from that sentence. But i feel like you're going into it unbiased. You're going to form an opinion based on the evidence that you dig up yourself and then you are going to present what you think happened. It started out as one story. And it's boston in the four five stores. We doorstop somebody. We believe is responsible for multiple merle. Well we don't. I wouldn't say we believe that yet. But i said we don't speak for me. Sorry i just conclusions pretty easily but you're not part of the team nine. Oh that you're welcome to be. I mean i'm just saying you know if you need my services do help throwing okay. Are you bring a sweatshirt. it's cold cold now. My on sweatshirt on go hot put together the whiteboard. yes serious in there. What is what is the whiteboard. What does it consist of nothing yet. So why have a bunch of my house. But steve's got a big whiteboard up we're gonna it's gonna be r silva pepe thing. Yeah okay. I just want to be able to kirks going to be in there like a beautiful mind newspaper. She's wanting to get every single series name involved up their characters. The time almost like almost like a tree. You feel like you need more than a whiteboard. Well i suggest you have is a whiteboard though so doesn't really do us any good to say we should can even use one of these guys get a big thing of paper. They have it. That's the i would do it. But yes he was rolling up and take it with you. Correct correct but that's not the way you wanna do. Are the police aware that you're doing this. I think they'll they'll local local police in south carolina. Well i don't want to sailing. But i think i did go. I did go into the police station undercover with the sound on to know it who secretly looking. I did the laws. So carolina south carolina game one party state. Okay yeah okay so help let me bounce this situation few. So there's a scenario where there's a source who could potentially shed shed light on the story. He is we the source necessarily but he could could be associated and getting him to talk could involve giving some money to somebody who's In jail for child porn is it is that ineligible multiple multiple counts. Is it okay to give a like a child. Sex offender not no child abuser. But someone who has traffic child pornography is okay to give them twenty dollars for their canteen fund so they can make a razor something to shave in hallways for information that could lead to an arrest on a murder. Yeah as a kirk kirk to a bright moral line moral and and yours. What's what's today they say to you later. Maybe should. I don't wanna know what you say. But you're disgusted with some guys. You know a per user but if the if the ends justify the means fell but yeah but here's my thought process. It's not a large sum of money if you were if you were funding him enough money killing you. His acts of perversion. That's a bad thing because now you're gonna agree with that yet. Twenty dollars i mean. What's what's he gonna do. A twenty dollars this year geoghegan. He's already in prison for what he's done so he's not. Yeah i mean. He's up in sentence yuppie. Okay but he's going to prison so he's gonna he's gonna do the time who knows. They're gonna do the time for the crime that he committed so he can't. He can't do this any longer right. Twenty dollars not a large sum to be able to continue doing what he was doing. And the information that he can offer could lead to. Here's the other thing of a merger is twenty dollars really going to get him to break no never known to attract twenty dollars and we're not trying to change is trying to get him to remember our name. It's true so who knows so. That's that's where we're at but anyway more more more poorly in that figure trivia thing for next week with miss right. Oh good question yes. Everyone percentage wise how. How much of this is complete Yeah i mean we the actual physical podcast itself None i mean we have all the sound. We're just trying to. Yeah but i mean. I'm saying i would say ten. No of the information percent of the information we're gonna get own work involved but the rates were going to gather for the story. We're way past ten percent point. I'm saying okay. If one hundred percent if the bar we can start the podcast tomorrow is dropped day. We're talking about gathering information. We're talking about setting up completing interviews getting the audio recording everything around the audio editing. It and then putting. That's when you get two hundred percent fifteen percent okay give or take. Yeah i mean that's the problem is it keeps it keeps zygi. It's like you're doing a there was a great podcasts. Cold about the josh powell. Murders the murders his kids and utah. Okay susan powell. The guy did a great job of the cali but it was done before. He started like he knew what had happened. He was recapping a story that happened. That did a great job. And it's much easier You know does that make sense. You're not you're trying to find the answers. Yes so we're also. I mean we're among the covering new information right. Yeah i'm i'm i'm fascinated by the whole thing it's not something we're not collaborative. I mean this is my project. You're the producer of the project. Yes you're saying. I mean you're you're you're an important part of it but chronic pain chronic also produced the project. That's true views. Yes we say. Justin's contributing producer not to transcribe something. He's been trial transcribing some interviews. You know. i've watched the youtube. Show that yes you. Would you believe in sharia. Wow you're never ask steve. Wow he's never asked beget all right. Thank experts of questions about the project as of now i don't think so. Okay oh did you see because you weren't there for the end of the year little video presentation that they did today part of the. Oh exciting things coming up for twenty twenty one. Now as part of it really. Yeah what else is on there. I remember that was the only thing that stood out. Now you're thing what you're no because it's not true. Still nothing else jumped out to you for twenty twenty one now. I mean it was only it was only like the next few months is yeah i mean look. I hope it's good. It's gonna break me. In half and steve two. But i'm more done. Do you have like a target date to drop. Because i mean they they basically said it was gonna be like january february fifth february the hype everyone up twenty twenty one. Kurt secret project. We're gonna come out. Why i was saying it's not like it's not like this that you do at one week and then you're like let's just get ready for next week. I think shit to do that. But i think you have to have like four in the can because things are gonna get moving you know what i mean. You get to work like you can't. It can't be a week by week thing. We're all done with week. One we have nothing for week two. Let's get going. And if you're you with that or no i i would say even more like we'd want six or seven the can am. I think things are gonna change. That's all but yeah you're right. What might change things after the facts right you want to get the basic audio elements of it all in place and foreign six. But what i'm saying is like you have to have right. Yeah like. I don't want to win win. Episode five hits. I don't wanna have a blank slate for episode seven. I don't think we'll ever be yeah. I just think you're just you're going to become obsessed with it and it's always going to see dreaming about claims. Yeah you can't because if it's an open case and you're not if we solve it if you don't though l. suck that will suck then. It's going to be open ended. You're gonna feel the perfectionist in you will always want to continue it because you'll be searching for new information for sure pinpoint the very least. You'll get on the cusp of solving. It wouldn't season to be interesting. We just went back to the same story. Yeah may do that. We might have to try enhanced interrogation. Have you mean morning. Yeah well the okay. You can do that all right. We'll see steve would would do that. You would go to that lengths to get the scoop for the project but some of these dirtbags. Yeah hell you add water boredom your bags you deal with dirtbags. I would say dirtbags some very nice people though to this very they're all. I mean everyone. Everyone i have to say even the ones who we think of. We're all very nice. Yeah everybody everybody. Out in south carolinaas nice. We have to get the contact information for said dirtbags. Just gonna work your angles. Jerry got doing any favors for anybody. No no i will say all of The board wanna think anybody. If this thing gets done i do want to thank mr zuckerberg for not pulling out a perk that i will say shift. People put on facebook about themselves. I want to give the baby listening. Yes i think that. The birth of mark zuckerberg was was a good day for us I think it was. Everybody loves him. But yes. But now we've you just you know a couple of very helpful and then you should have these wild conversations with people and you're sitting there thinking what am i you start with a guard. There's this case and then it turns into the fifty other things i mean. But that's that's it's good. It's fun we're doing. Well i it's weird to say it. I'm a fan of show that has isn't even really sat. Hopefully you guys will have a chance to review on your show. Kfc maybe maybe we'll fuck insolvent. Maybe we'll talk you perfect. Actually jared would be useful to be a guinea pick for listening to back off air. Yeah yeah we'll do that. Excellent how long episodes going to be longer than fifty fifty five minutes. You could probably do our half. You could you could. It's tough always true crime ones. Go that long. Yeah but i think your audience. And i know that you're trying to get an audience existing audience. There used to. Yeah if they got a they got a fifty. Five minute podcast. Drop after all the fox. This unless it's really good. I also think there's an element of dropping episode and they know it's not going to be another week until another episode. So they're suspense drama. People out guessing it's gonna it's gonna be like you know like cam s. It's a twenty four hour show are always happening. Things are always busy. This is going to be kind of an example of that. People are gonna thursday new episode on my fa- our app. Our episode holy crop is christmas. Special another schilling thing Good the name for it. Yeah i just think that one fund. I'm struggling with i sort of I much you know them. One hundred the name yet. No you're close though by like you know name of the show season one and then season one has its own. Title saying yeah. Yeah yeah so title blank. Title shelly season one. American horror story murder house correct and one correct core. Act to the all. Right we'll milton's always alongside. We love me. We were in our milton's loud and proud and south carolina. I'll be wearing it throughout the holiday season. You should as well. You're the milton's dot com slash kirk to get the best deals to check out their sales Sale page winter clearance sale starts the day after christmas. Everything need for the cold months ahead. Plenty of money east coast time bahama vine michael kors ralph rent all the great styles and i said winter coats sweaters hoodies the milton's dot com check out their sale. Pay sale page once again. For the best deals or physical stores social positive braintree and chestnut hill square chestnut hill or online dot com. Let's get goldman the fans here the looking good for two thousand and twenty one. I want everybody at the both. Wilbur shows to be decked-out Head to toe jack. Crops will be part of those shows cracked. You're confirming. i can't wait for those shows you're going to be at the shows the show playing a role at those shows. I would love to be a part of it. But i don't wanna intrude what you want to be part of it though. I want to be a part of it. But i'm not advocating to be a part of it. I think it would be an intrusion asking you to be part of it. Oh yes they're accepting yes. Okay they're wearing. Your milton said night. Absolutely good gosh. Do like a little side part. Where like we go to milton's and we pick stuff out for each other picco close for each other. Yes you and i yeah. Ok sure. I'll just fishing for milton's trip. I would like to get some some new mail shirt bill. Be happy to help. Yeah let's make that happen and when we get back according to kirk i. I've lost a tremendous amount of weight so i feel concerned. New milton concerned a different fit than last time i went to milton each a little healthier for twenty twenty one. Mix shakes in there. I think that's probably the goal mellow with his weight is what's going on nine. I guess l are you really are now. Yeah oh you are dying. I don't want to do. That's great stuff way right now. One seventy five now five six. I am five ten. Stop eating when andrea broke up with you. That is part of it. Is it really know today. Please so You know what i bet you. I won that tournament if if andrea helped me out. Oh totally no question. One tweet six million right. I dunno sound like one tweet once we would put us over the top so is that is that dead on ice. Never coming back suceed super. You think he's pretending. I thought he was. I thought he was trying to throw you off the could be more dead. No super dad this goes. They say done he tried. He took a shot that took a shot and it worked out for a week in the now is it you kiss fan the band. Yeah would he got. I was gonna say do you kiss. Turn disco for a second. We had their little phase right. He did not an album is now murrow was an album. Yeah yes there's good podcast about bad albums. Forget what it's called. Oh look it up. It's actually at that. Might be one of them interesting. Why listen to. Yeah i forget but it's good. Yeah they while you kiss fan. I've seen them live. They don't really do it for me. It's a fun show. Yeah i just don't like how their music. I used to listen to a of kiss really. Yeah like wife. Like the hits. Couldn't like rattle off the album's for you. But i listen to the crazy thing. They have to have two greatest hits albums either. Say legit servants makes more money off this crap. Anybody who's credit gene simmons. I gould it very recently claims to have slept with forty eight hundred women. It's probably true. Cable and said what. Twenty thousand We'll chambers at twenty five. I don't believe that. But gene simmons forty eight hundred and he said that he had all the polaroid's to prove it problem. I don't think it's pro. I think it's the opposite. I used to do is be like a to prove that it was consensual. Approve though now. But it's like look how happy she was and she's smiling didn't do a fashion central bands back in the eighties. Did that a lot. Probably they would like take polaroid's to be like it was like their form of like a consent form. Oh i've said i'm very very surprising. No rockstar got down by me to come shocked at that. Yeah i mean the stories are leisure. These guys sleeping teenagers back in the day. Yeah yeah oh yeah. I mean it still happens now like they're artists that no more modern ones. I'm saying the answer the past. Yeah i don't know. I feel like i feel like the ban. Managers probably did their best to to s. yeah. I suppose. But i'm not a big mama because me what steve. Just a clue on the video screen. Oh okay so anyway so next week. Now it's the week after the first week of the new year jeff lows of. I've never done anything ever. I feel like you're going to be great at it. So so gimme the basic setup for it. It's like a game show okay. So jeff jeff hosts it they ask questions and you have to answer the questions and then there's debris pick one category. I think there's like one. Like jeff will give you the categories but each team kind gets like their specialty category. So there's only one per team. I believe so. I believe there's like so we were swiss going to use why i thought we all thought all three of everyone who's participating picks a category though was it to no not to my knowledge. I don't think i think like oh. I think it's like per team. You have like one. Wheelhouse category like professional wrestling was one College basketball was when we we which is kind of fucked up because like me and robbie were professional wrestling to cancel each other out. Yeah and then. Brandon was like college football but he is good at professional wrestling so it was kinda he. Yeah he got double. Okay can ask then again asking anything else. Though right. i mean you could get like american history which sneaky one of my favorites really good seaweed. That i'm actually pretty good at. That would be fine. I actually be a good team. I mean i'm nervous. Lhasa topic would pop culture soft. I'll be tits on a ball. Yeah like one of them was like movies. And i pulled an answer out of question. They showed you a movie. Poster took the title off of it was like what movie was i fucking. Forget already i see. I'd be good that movie movies you'd be you'd be see i've actually gonna be at Science science science questions History questions po politics a lot of issues like grand. One of them was like they have like thirty blank spots. And it's like all right name. The top thirty Car make in models of two thousand twenty go go go back and forth like we name when they name silent fourth and then whoever gets a wrong like the more natural The more practical things. I think it'd be better off but like sports nope us. There's nothing there that like that blank. Space thirty one. It was like Who like the last twenty five years who won. Best comedy emmys. Yeah oh jeez. Okay i actually killing best. Best drama right reverend. Honestly the best one would be for you movies obviously but also masters if we could mass torts be fine movies television music. I don't even know who do. We know replying. No text me. jeff lows. We'll call him announcing it shouldn't or was that i have jeff owes numbers. Well thank you just texted me guiding you want us to him. Yeah people tweeting schilling Hey jeff what's going on. This is steve from the kirkman. Eoghan show you are live to tape with the trivia dream team Kirkman hannah jared kravis here. What's what's not maxi about to record an episode. Oh you get thirty seconds or no. Yeah i got thirty seconds. Just give gimme the basics. I've watched gimme the basic. What were what were. What are the rules. That were walking into your It's going to be twelve around four questions. Mc passports have not sports changes depending on a bonus round. I think we're gonna have a real special match guide. You have quite the contrary not controversial figure. We have the rocket with you So we're going to give the rocket one of his fierce rival spent. I'm not gonna not gonna hold the information and as a team we can pick one subject or each individual can pick. I pick all the subject. So i'll pick a play to your strength every team every white sox. David i have patched shot up. Jerry wanna know who we're going to be fucking playing. Fires got thirty seconds episode. Shut up go ahead object please. That's really it's it's. it's rather simple. Ira most of the questions. I get some help. Sometimes they're even not by design. People yell at me but i try to make it even. It's a it's a good time. Jared played a couple of times each. Jared should be the one to show you the ropes. Joe explaining horrible horrible. That clean movie stinks. Jared pad one of the greatest poll after the show. Yeah and you're and you're tweeting and texting me. That clooney movie stinks. Oh my god. Oh my so dumb. He's he's gotten worse as a director. Almost movie movies weird career. I don't really understand in stock guy that but we'll go do your thing. I'll talk to you. Thanks okay got there you go through what the fuck we're doing but okay well it comes down to. We were totally wrong about it. We don't get to pick our topic or he's going to pick stuff in eighteen away. I'm guaranteed guaranteeing guaranteeing win. You're going to be. You're going to be down a man if it's sports questions. I think i showed terrible literally only no baseball and i. I got one baseball question wrong. And i've never. What was the question on the padres and like the this specific was twenty fifteen or something like that. I'm a lead the padres and saves or like who is the leader from the padre. That's just stupid. I said great team then. I think it was like the year like he led the league in saves the year before and then the three years after that is the one year that he didn't side think back like further than that when talk. Sports are no are useless for the last four or five years. And i'm not worried about it. You're confident no i. Just i'm not worried about just gonna read some of these questions Yeah he's ready to future. Co-host jared crabs. Wrap up. show youtube justin a team. That's going to be the wrap up show I've i've watched the show. Joe limitations all right so you got you. Have the questions for us i do. First of all jared rob is with us tonight. He has volunteered to co host. One of your shows the show. He likes jerry. I do like the show. I watched the show multiple times. I think what do you think of that. Thank you yeah. That'd be great. How the rocket. On anyway i mean you know. Don't don't don't don't worry about the questions i do. You write these questions steve know. Who did steve's ally okay so it sounds like though going to be half sports and then half based on our strengths though did seize lie guy. Follow that model. Or no steve's liar guy does our trivia and just sent a snuck in a year. for christ's sake sorry. Go ahead so where it's a team. I'm trying to compete against each other. Yeah how much time you have the answer. The questions we can talk about. Yeah you can't in kentucky. Yeah i've seen this long have answer questions. Ninety seconds guy. Justin help how many how many. Us presidents were born as british subjects british subjects. Correct steve this. This feels no. I'm thinking well obviously washington As british subjects. Yeah what the fuck does that mean under the so if you if you were born in the colonies under the brick champion. Were born in the colonies. You are technically a british site. You're under the bridge. Yeah yeah Adams so washington adams jefferson Not quincy quincy adams. All right. i'm going to say i've been around missy five. I agree jarrett four. Sounds right to me. See this is. This is where the team gets into. I think our rules should be unless it's just me and you feel i mean go majority unless you're one hundred percents hyper percent right. I'm not humberside five okay. The correct answers eight way on the other one's not sure it doesn't say they should help our up another good start. Okay go ahead. Here's one in an episode of seinfeld. What popular candy jerry. Become addicted to junior mints is that the dream is episode with with kramer. I think they think that. I think it's another junior. Men's justin that is incorrect. The answer is has pez. I knew that god damn it. That's bad that's bad. That's bad that's bad that's on me that's not me. Steve inauspicious beginning. That's on me. That's overdue. go ahead. That's on me that one slamming. What actor was married her in the movie. And by me richard dreyfuss. Yep that's correct that lanyo one for three thank you. Here's what about the bible. I don't know if you want me to. How many children did no have to to everything else right. So i feel like these are questions that jeff flock asking the british subjects language. We i mean. Yeah we're we're gonna get american history. Potentially as possible question seinfeld one is very possible. Yeah stand by me. The movie yes. I think everyone episode when we can. We can dump. You're saying we're gonna we're gonna skip that go with a six six. What nineteen eighty-seven song holds the record for the most mtv music video awards with nine sledgehammer. That's correct you know that. Ab saying i can be helpful controller. What an through featured the. Us go ahead go ahead. Just what did the. Us government make a requirement in all the manufactured after two thousand eighteen pence things bad. God damn that's bad After two thousand eighteen vehicles all vehicles manufactured be some bullshit harvey. The little beeper goes off. When you're up yes as gonna say that. Oh yeah all right. That's good good enough. Not be correct. Answers backup camera. Oh yeah what every fucking car has that. Apparently every vehicle made after twenty eighteen interesting. Wow save for your show. I'm shocked by that as well. Great steve see. If you've been useless on the side so go ahead in day off. Who was the sausage king of chicago. Abe frohmann that is correct. What does wonder woman used to control her invisible airplane. Her hands last so fucking was web. Yeah i guess jared no. It'd be creek answers her mind. Christ all right go ahead. A peasant how many presidents does billy joel mentioned in the song. We didn't start the fire. Ou let me think. Jfk owns eisenhower nixon. Jfk does he mention reagan. Reagan egg pagan palestine yup due due to tiki four. No i don't think he says. Joe you say. Gerald ford rather unremarkable. Lbj does he say. I don't think he says lbj Not bush no because he say carter somewhere like four. Lbj doesn't say. i don't think so. I'm asking you just know the course. Jfk nixon reagan. Who is an hour. Eisenhower you've got four jimmy fourth. Five's my final answer. Correct answer is four game. We go over because i felt i just had john carter mr one. Yeah jimmy carter may have new depar- good and the ones that are mentioned. Are truman kennedy. Nixon and reagan is in our no. Aw was true okay. Well there you go go ahead See what's going on in the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. The answer to the ultimate question of life the universe. Everything is what number forty one is it. Forty one or forty two forty two forty two forty two there you go so i retired the number of baseball. That's right thanks for that book. Very jarrett by is part of this team case. You're listening to live. Never seen any of these shows. I've never seen these movies. I i don't. I was hoping for more royal rumble questions there. Yeah any wrestling or baseball questions Yeah here's the baseball one night. In nineteen ninety five who became the first the first asian player to be named worke of the year in major league baseball rookie of the year. Nineteen ninety five. Always say hideo nomo now. I think he was laid l. Few years later. I don't think he was ninety five. We pitch on the hitter for the red sox. Thousand one some saying you've been elite for awhile. He's already with dodgers at that point Flew my missing a somebody else on rookie of the year. Ninety five asian. Asian born player. He was. I think he was rookie of the year. That's the only reason it feels like he lied. Five or six years with the red sox. Now hideo nomo that is correct right but see What is known for having the aroma of bitter. But steve used it. I'm sure bitter. All that of question jeff lowe with ask strychnine. Maybe yeah. yeah what's strychnine. I dunno geraldino. I'm concerned about jared. Yeah i'm definitely just as useful useless. True i got the pets thing which i you got the forty two. I'd i had no idea what the fuck you guys talked on. But yeah okay. that's fine. Sure sign. I said he did guy. Just go okay. What actor replaced michael j. fox as deputy mayor on the tv. Show spin city charlie sheen. That's correct. I think we're going to do great because of you. Thank you yeah. I'm along the ride appreciate that. We'll see here's where i come in. I mean usually. I'm on the weak link on the team when everyone is in a pinch. And you need an answer. You come through in the clutch. Yeah you need that guy on your team. That's me you need the guy. I'm the birdie. Carbo this team right. That's right often forgotten. history is just as important. I'm honestly honestly one. What does the jersey number are they moment or something a good anything else. Justin here the history question which president was known as old hickory. Shed Is he was the dutch one. God think then Van buren martin. Van buren that is incorrect. It andrew jackson andrew jackson from dutch. Here's here's a teacher now. In north america moth typically grows heavier on the side of the trees facing witch direct. North mattis correct. Boy steve. How do you know that one of those tips if you lost in the woods to find a way around main guy legendary musician. What legendary musician created. Defender jackson a combination of the two favorite types of guitar the fender mustang and jaguar and even hail balancer. It is kurt. Cobaine oh no that. That's a good one interesting i. A couple more justin. What airport was jfk junior en route to one his. When the plane he was piloting crashed into the ocean. Martha's vineyard right. That'd correct yeah. Okay yeah yep got in world war to ask the questions please okay. Different the jeffersons according to a theme song lyrics we're looking to move to the east side to a luxury apartment in the sky where they would finally get what he's the pie. Finally get that piece of the right. Steve that is correct. Yep which we have is. Currently the highest paid athlete in terms of endorsements at fifty eight million dollars a year always random soccer players know globally fifty eight million dollars in tears. Lebron james now tiger woods. I mean can you talk. Could we tigers. He know there's a huge kevin durant. No it's me but it's always a fucking soccer player could be sports. I think there's some though. I mean if it's basketball it's lebron. It's tigers like some endorsement. Since i know he's doing well. But who is the most famous soccer player in the world. now. Although no don't even know. I owned david beckham messy think. What about tennis player veteran adana. I mean there probably is. A soccer player is just messy. The most famous soccer player in our no. He's still playing. No yeah i'm not a big soccer guy. Is it a soccer player. It is not a soccer player. Okay so then sometimes like a race car driver. Too weird now lebron. The highest paid athlete just from endorsements who's everywhere who just tell nobody really anymore though. Okay used to be like jordan tiger. What about what about what if it is it. It have to be an active athlete. Or could they be retired. I believe they're still active. Okay so i was gonna say michael jordan's probably still it's not. He's still lebron lebron. Why that's not good creek. Answers roger federer they realize that wow one more in in nineteen eighty three ronald reagan ordered an invasion of what tiny caribbean nation to overthrow eight socialist group. Steve come on was it. The dominican republic. No no grenada. Correct a steve. That's bad that's bad. that's way worse pets. That's why the reagan cheese all right. Justin thank you the great job. Thank you. I feel good about myself. You a great performance could perform. Two of us clearly need to study up. Well why don't we can. We get our categories in advance. We'll see why don't you look up. Royal rumble trivia right now. Let's get shares confidence up there asking you know some some good royal rumble questions. You could just do any like do you. How when you're watching it you start. Harry always counts do okay. Hey initially be terrible. Fake noise yeah. People pretend the cheer. I love the royal rumble sporting event. It's a great idea that just passed. Yeah true i want to see more rattled. I am we find. Yeah i need to be better. I want to be able to contribute. So again jeff's question you'll get some asked. Yeah those those were grenada. Camman famous reagan moment might lead to the entire thing so the youngest royal rumble winner who brock listener correct moon go they go more more the longest ever rumble. Royal matt royal rumble. Match was in. What year longest wasn't that. The one that did ramos when that one idea h h h one h. He should know that though should be know that charge shaming if your lack of wrestling knowledge laughing to tripoli air. The mcmahon thrones of course. Was that like two thousand. And oh that was. Harry met just watched us two thousand two bingo. Yes nine minutes and twenty two seconds is when he came back after he tore his quad and then he won the rumble and then he went to mania good guy that he became a good guy. He was a bad guy. Tortoise quad came back at madison square garden on the royal rumble. Always born to be a bad guy though definitely beg. Everyone knew the recovery process and concerto cheer for him came back who can forget Good okay Who has the shortest time spent in a match So i know it was santino morella and then someone might have broken that. You're was steve. So it's actually the other way around the warlord had it in the nineteen eighty nine. Remember the warning. For two seconds. And santino morella came along and hit one second before is thrown over the road by kane so i got so. I think since russell tennessee. Now steve yes. Yes jacobs santana morale. I think someone they tried to break his record and they fucked it up and vince got all pissed. Oh really yeah. He wants to go throw. I'm over got caught on the ropes and then came back in and then they had to eliminate feeling right. Now steve most consecutive sion's consecutive. Yes oh without somebody else. Giving cain now cain had the most and then roman reigns pass him so onerous has the most limitations but consecutive. I want to say it was brock listener like last year the year before whenever that was hogan set the record for most consecutive elimination back in nineteen eighty nine how many when he managed dispose of eight competitors in a row of feet which still never been bettered. When was this article published. Offer like two thousand thirteen that one say cluster. this year. He did like fifteen guys andrew. Yeah yeah so. I think i think that's the correct answer okay. Bear say was actually watching it with harry by was actually in. You're with me in miami. Yeah yes party with you guys you guys. I was invited. There's no party nice to be by. He was actually pretty depressing. Who is me sitting in the lobby watching hundred vulnerable. No i was watching the world. They set up like a little tv for me. Plug my laptop into the tv and we we watched rumble watching it relaxant producers down there and with invited been flat out whatever view had been there. But you probably will have some producers robbie fox's about these snowflake ballot self admitted snowflake say that He he took his punishment. He do that. Young kids so that give more and more. He's rana roll right now. He got any wrong. Most wins in royal rumble history. Steve austin Steve austin won three baharan. I watched today. The guy said that what's his name back to back and then he he won three right. Yep yep i knew that one bam us wherever you do you doing great. I feel good. I feel confident feel calm. I got a good team here. we're well rounded. I don't know what we've done tonight. I would give you a little worried about you. A history questions right reagan in for you off would you say to them and they can republic invaded in the republic for all. There's a lot of places we've invaded and you wonder why we invaded them. the st peter's lava field. They were that that those questions right there though. Are there steve. Aides say there's a few couples a few. He's an arrogant. Fucking schmuck is the knock against signposts. False charge offended by see. I i don't really know. I mean if you're like overconfident but it's your great at what you do. Then what about that annoys you cozy. Great at like he's a producer. He's a great producer right. So if he's if he's confident about that oh he's a confident he's got a lot of false bravado. Think smarter than all the fans especially the call this. I think they know they know. Purdue maybe a borneo like if he was the wilbur right now and he just said. I'm smarter people cheering boost at the same time. Yeah that's good though virtual. Yeah you can't be low by everybody. I'm excited for this live. Show live shows plural too. And one night you know. Did you should take a powder and then get back on their lift to have to have left in the green room. Yeah e. back there dancing. Yeah sure good. I mean it says. How long is this. Show go for like two hours each. Yeah i'd say now forty five two hours. I mean it's not going to be from the fucking three years. They'll have to be part of meet-and-greet to i mean every fucking weekend. I did that shit. That's true. I mean it's all about nine minutes to shows that no big deal to cells ever. We'll try capacity twelve hundred fifty eleven. Yeah eleven fifties. Yeah bad pretty. Well what was the It was nine minutes six Three minutes of the first show six minutes of the second. You damn total. Yeah back to back days. I think right Because a week's worth it will we could still be sawn them out. Every single might since we sold out the sure would never have to actually do them best deal ever supposed. We're supposed to be in june no chance of that happening and remember the parcel people got pissing me a year ago when i was like the star was like it's not going to happen when we wanted to delay from june twentieth two september. Yeah and they were like why hide it. They've kind of been fussy about the other ones too. It's like who just went. They're like surprised. I shouldn't say fussy one more. Like hey i probably went back from january name stalled the events. People who does not does not. Who missed mrs events person. Who's mr event and was the person who is always at the live events. She seems very nice. But every time i see her. She's terrified me lisa lisa. Yeah lisa yes so. I was in miami last year. We did the shumur we had. We had the room. We did all the shows. You did. Show us right yes. I went down the stairs in the back and choose their. She saw me and she lives. It was like Like did a step back. I'm not going to murder you. I know she is but she hates me for some reason. Well she's hate you. Scared of you are regular rate of you a little of a reputation. But i mean i've had no interaction with her none. Your reputation precedes. That's her fault for believing that instead of giving the person. I agree that she's very nice. He's a good job. My understanding show has been very helpful to us up saying to her. Is lisa the show. Jews knocking i would love for it to happen. Steve would love to happen. Mike love for adapted. Jaren this happen. Yeah be part of it. that's cool. That's okay when's the last time he's been in here. You just hear a couple weeks ago before we left. Yeah two weeks ago. How's he doing as a person or on the show as a person. Good good and on the show is doing a person. What's i know. he's he's getting health. I he'll be here as he should. It'll be you know. Be part of it steve. Jarrett's me part of it. Yeah we all want it to happen in june. But i'm being realistic. Given the way the guidelines are in the city of boston right. Now it's just not gonna happen in june. It's not gonna happen. You don't even think all they're not gonna allow a thousand people to get together and do it again. It's not an hour later. no chance. No chance zero point zero. I don't think it's happening until twenty twenty two. I would agree with that. I would not totally shut out a chance of like a this time like november december this year now year from our should say twenty twenty. One be shocked. I mean he shot december twelve twenty twenty one. I wouldn't be shocked if you were to do back to back. Were it's like. There's an hour gap in between or whatever it is. I'd be surprised slam. I have to be thinking we do on the afternoon the night or something. We don't know what their protocol are going to be. They might want to clear everybody out and then come in with one of those sterilizing fog machines and blast everything and alcohol. We just moved this fucking thing. The something with thousand seats and mainers are australia could go. We're fans. Australia is clean right now. Yeah right there's just out. And about because i'm sure they would love to bring in new zealand's of americans you have to quarantine for two weeks. It's mandatory that you land you go to the hotel quarantine for two weeks and watch you with a gun. Yeah no i mean. That's how they've they've well when you come back to massachusetts you're supposed to quarantine to and i've done that here. Yes aim doesn't count or we're gonna only the yemi who cares you'll hear it what doping quarantine or no. I mean i- quarantine. Your life is important. Yes no but there's really no difference like everyone went into lockdown. They've start freaking out outside because of my life for like the last ten years so you have you enjoyed the coronavirus lockdown. Just kind of is your lifestyle. i think it. It gives you a lot of excuses to not do things that you don't wanna do and like you can people when people invite themselves places. No hey you wanna hang out like i come by your apartment. I'm like maybe not a working. Yeah the rona. i'm really not very easily they. I'm kind kinda getting like a little bit of a headache listening the show today. Meaning tuesday When the shade they say. I want to check out that review movie theater. It'll be gone. It's gone while people listening to us right now. it doesn't exist. It is fucking sad. That was a big part of my youth. But i went there probably two dozen times over the years. I've been there alive. So i probably saw every impactful movie. I think i've ever seen besides goldmember awesome. I saw that one at the northshore. Shore malls impact cam said every far from your house. What northshore mall. One know movies over rob bradford. Did you still them. We text a little bit. Yeah very very rarely does jarrett. One day i'd like to patch things up with rob you and rob. Was that because fault. Well all i did. I told you the truth. Yeah so. I don't know. I don't know anything about that. I just know which was later. Proven right correct. I don't know what you've told me that that. He was not saying favorable things whether he was part of that crew. Who was kind of like wise. This guy have a precipice right. That's a simple answer. Why because the podcast. We get created interviews. I in as i said i had no appropriate. Yeah they are there for scoops it. Maybe he has changed his by that. Maybe i don't know call the really care right. The second more focused on This fucking trivia showdown. You seem a little rattled. No not that. I was rattled now. I'm getting what is your so clearly film sports for me music tv. I'm gonna be there for you. Sure jared royal rumble baseball. What is your thing where you're going to get us getting there. Well the science questions i think. Okay i don't think jeff lows me throwing la science questions at the useless. I'm i'm going to be the most useful. The forty two was. The guy didn't even go. Johnson was talking. I'll pull it a few random ones. They read those books right. You need that couple were there. Yeah i think the questions that justin was asking didn't do me any favors. But i think in this particular competition with previous episodes some jeff low questions on for. They're all on youtube. What's going up. We'll see on youtube. And i think you know that that part of the game that i told you about like thirty. I've seen that point. Yeah yeah. I'm good at that. I am not gonna cars hate not to be able to contribute. But gee it's obvious answers or like ford ford taurus. The with honda accord yeah. All right. you'd at least be able to volley to get to the middle of the patches. Six or seven though. Yeah go on. Is it called barstool at night. What is it called. The dozen does not radio. I mean i think we are trying real travis. I'm steve will have a moment during this. I believe that where it's gonna be like holy fuck. Where did that come from. I believe that. I mean if jeff asked the question whatever the fucking the answer was forty. Two sam's question. Yeah like whoever. We're playing is like a deer in headlights. They're gonna what the fuck was that from in. He knew it just like that. Yeah who's your enemy. Do you think. I think he's referring to white sox but he and i have definitely patch things up over the last year. We have coronavirus heated. Yeah good steve. I'm just waiting for the ad. I don't really have any beef with at arsov right now. Let's see what's his face. The day hubs and dave. I went back there. He's very like easy to go. Teams trash things. Up with carl dave chief against teams ziti there chicago representative eddie and then rico and on guys. The question is skipping christmas. Four rico yearly says categories christmas movies to do all right clause. That is wait a second you know. The question was jingle all the way. You don't deserve that point jingle all the way any questions. They showed the cover of the christmas. Murphy's okay oh yes. Each one all right. I could do on that album. We'll do all their we'll do i feel good. I feel like we're going to do very well too. I mean really upset. I wanna lose. I don't think we will okay. Because i'll be pissed if we lose. I'm just gonna say fucking fuzzy that alpha throw us off all right. Let's get today. Here's another one they're showing. It doesn't really work you know they're showing pictures of free movie characters okay. Why don't you guessed the good one is From the ellsworth. Attitude from santa clause. With tim allen okay. I think we're going to do really no one else's preparing like we are. It'd be too much preparation though such yes it to what percents rico with that gas gas guys fucking here but i feel good. I feel good. But if he's teasing that it's gonna be a rival of mine that i'm assuming it's we're playing teams chicago now it'd be my guy eddie. It'd be eddie. Carl chief among carl carl's great. Is there anything we can do. Outside the rules of trivia to throw the other team off their game like if we mail him like a seven jeff low. We're not like we're not like we're not one of those guys you know. I feel like he's gonna rig against yeah. We're going to be a bias against so jeff. I mean i have a great relationship. Geoff diehl we have no relationship with them just trying to butter up talking movies. They're trying to get in the good side trying to game the raft. Soon you have to. I think he also knows because this is a live streaming. Show that if like the fans turn out to do they are going to be strong then knighton. They love their livestreams. So we get a win do i. We keep playing helmets. Should play once. Win is a seat at the table. We'll be back who's known as best trivia team big cat is very good at trivia. I wanna say like round okay. I mean we'd do. Nobody i'm going to lose to. I don't know who i mean. Pfc is obviously very good as well. Okay smart okay. I feel like i'm on my own. I'm on a different level. We'll find out. I would say that you are the seeker weapon that they didn't know existed. Yeah they know that. Little like competes and they're fucking crazy. Yes they're they're they're crazy. They know that this could also be your ticket into into the barstool. Good world maybe. Maybe i'll throw who won the nineteen ninety. Six masters and kirk is gonna get wrong. That's true i do know one. That of course famous greg. Norman collapsed giving it to nick. Faldo for third green jacket Mickelson finish third. I want to say. I could be wrong about one. Thousand nine hundred sixty normally a six shot lead. After three rounds blue. what a year. It was a good year. great year. here Major champions that year. Well actually i know them. What else do you anything else going on. We do simplisafe. Simplisafe the moment in Any on your mind. Jer currently Not really boy. You watch tv lately So i've started better call saul finally okay. I took me too long. Took me too long to get into better call saul you're bringing back break. Yeah i think it's a little a little overrated. But yeah you think breaking bad's overrated. It's good but it's i find it's a little overpriced bed. You like it. i like it. I like it a lot. Since praise was unwarranted. Some people call the best tv series. Ever think it is. It's not as good as sopranos. But yeah it's good really. I mean it's a it's clearly inspired by soprano but it's far better than say ozark which is total breaking bad rip off. Yeah yes but it's a breaking bad. First season of ozark was okay. Yeah i heard a slow to get into. Yeah it's okay. I mean we lived it so it's different for us just live at last week literally. We kept saying. Like we're in episodes button and i didn't like i didn't like his wife breaking bed. Schuyler knowing the sons are gone all through junior for breakfast and shut the shop author. Yeah but yeah but it was good show good show but yet you thumbs up thumbs down a better call saul. I wouldn't get into it. Did you finish it. He no i haven't i finished the first season. It's fine trail loss in the first season sucked. Like i did not like the everyone's like oh. Yeah we build out if you go to looking for your breaking bad fix. You're going to walk away disappointed. So darn season three and it's got me like the first season i was like this is right or no. I haven't gone to garcia. Because a lot of mike while the mic. Which i thought this. This should have been a spin off of mike reason. Why blocked on bought your toria to take to perfect for me. Was i think with mike. It's like the reason why they couldn't do the spin office because he's old so you can't have them do the younger scenes. Oh yea that happens. Sometimes with these shows. Like i remember. They did one of the sequels a science lambs than suddenly at the was like fat. Well what happened here doesn't work doesn't work at all. Although in the mandalorian they luke skywalker back you hear there. It's good it's good. It's a good show. No i like this season second season. What steve fucking. Spoilers oshkosh i forget it forget. We'll talk with something better. Call saul loser. The princess leia in rogue one. Yeah it's good. It's fine season two is not as good. I can't i. Can't i saw i can't do star worth this fine. I don't shame it though. That's the thing i feel like. If you're not a star wars person. I feel like oh that's focused. I've gotten older. Gotten less than i used to these jerry. I would make fun of people like stuff and i was like. What do i care fucking like. Yeah if you like fucking dungeons and dragons. July it with white care. That's how i feel about everything. People who like certain things like if it brings you joy. great. I don't watch competition. People trying to play ball in the hole from forty yards all day. Who am i to say. That fucking star wars. All i will say. I don't wanna get to old man. Lula after with the overall media coverage coverage of tiger. Woods kid this weekend it was a lot. It was a little too much kids. Eleven years old from the old man might want to say too. I wanna make this kid child star. Yeah we've been down this road before they're gonna fuck him up for the rest of his life. Yeah it seems like they're trying and he seems like a good kid and everything but i'm like Was tiger when he first got into the spotlight to three. Yeah i was gonna say i didn't they. They did like sixty minutes. Or legacy media coverage on the mike. Douglas show on your so they can only when he was three was three all these breaking fifty for nine holes. Nothing saying it's not even humanly. It doesn't make any sense. His kid clearly is going to be a great golfer but like as bashed in with like a relic a great person or just a great golfer. I mean do you want to be tiger. Woods can play. Forget all the other stuff tiger woods. Kim played golf. Yeah that's a hard. i mean. that's a hard thing to do. That is kind of bizarre. Though that i mean it's bizarre that his kid became a golfer. But what are the odds that you golf basically shoved down your throat and you don't hate it. Yeah he's eleven that's still plenty of. That's that's right around the age where you would team valid reject as a few years away. He may actually now the way the kids are kind of molded these days where it's yeah. Well fuck my dad. Like i'm not gonna. I'm not off because he wants me to is fucking awesome. But i'm watching like but she's announces blow on like this kid's eleven yeah. I don't know who knows. I don't know golf a little bit that now. He's not super crazy in the sports. Which i thought was going to bother me more but it doesn't bother me that much. What does he like his actually fears for. Baseball is good at which is fine but he likes fucking introduced into the rockets someday. Yeah kind of healthy right ear. Lefty righty although we can. Y'all can seek in. Hit left as well. But he throws righty he throws righty. I can work with that when you mean can make them into a terminal. Make throw lefty in the force faucets or something saying we can be working as mechanics next thing. You know maybe proud throw ninety five. I think that. I don't know he's a he's a good hitter. Likes he likes it. I want to be an app designed with gets older. We're not talking about you know you can do that any spare time. I guess seems to chiang fuck. Yeah make him enough designer. 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We're about to take will take a long break and then we'll come back came in world. Yeah in the world is usually has been a giant calm lately. Trump feels irrelevant yam. Biden's just do whatever. I don't there's no. There's no anger boiling right. And it doesn't seem like there's that one all consuming news fires trump is gone like in the in the in. The media's doesn't feel relevant anymore generally knows is back hibernating yeah they'll no longer have to do intensive investigative reporting four years would anyway but like for the last four years sort of but you know they were speaking truth to power something of a big prediction in any any field when we get back. Something big happened but yeah i guess it'll be the new year it'll be twenty one I'm going to predict how well go ahead. I guess you want you want. I got really just came up with it because there was a gap where thinking that i was trying to give you time thank you. I think that there's going to be a spate of adverse reactions to some form of the vaccine. I'm reading some of that already. But i think there's gonna be some some bad vam readings and people who are having Which mcclatchy such for the shit aids aids. No not that. It was Almost they're going in like a lactic show. yes faulk. yeah. I was reading this today. Really yes if you have Asserted something is it Shrewdness goddamn but yeah not not like it's a it's a huge slew of it but some people are having that reaction to it here and there. There's a little bit. But i think that i think that that might grow in the next couple of weeks. I mean there's fortunately they got this vaccine so fucking fast. of course. they won't be able to pull this off without a hitch mr political way. Then yeah so it gets in trouble. Well keep saying. Hey that if they were gonna if if someone walked in here right now and say hey you guys want the vaccine taken right now it take it you would. I mean i wouldn't. I'd be totally fine if somebody's taking it like i completely. I am on the fence but the thing scares me one of the things like you mentioned the bi. Keep saying nobody knows what's going to happen. You're by the seven years from now at ten years and that was opposed to the flu with these other ones that are established. You know time-tested vaccines. I'm fine with taking the flu vaccine. Don't care but the coronavirus vaccine fucked wino- six years. Now you could fucking your fucking balls could fall off. Though he could lose. I ninety nine percent of the people who get the coronavirus. Just shake it and survive. Let's the other thing. I mean we're gonna last obviously so it's available for us for a while. I don't think you're celebrity but still me. Yes i disagree i i. I don't know. I'm i'm not like an anti not anti because i i mean i just i don't i don't get vaccinated at all. Really i mean they ever wanted me just like when i was a kid of course. Yeah the fucking polio. And all that shit. Yeah i've gotten. I don't annually. Get the flu shot. I don't do that. What are the chickenpox vaccine. I got that when i was a kid. No i had the chickenpox they make you fucking get it but not anymore. They'll they don't have one like my kids and get rid get it anymore. Because if you get chicken pox than the shingles viruses insides and i got shingles shingle sucks. Yeah i had it yes. Shingles is no joke. I had two thousand fifteen. Yikes could move her. ten days. Yikes literally couldn't move for ten days. It was the most pain i've ever been in my life. Nothing even close. So that's just like pops up because it was in you from getting they stress ads. Who's right for my dad got diagnosed. I got sickness stress. And yeah i got all the way up through my armpit all the way down on the side of it i feel i think of when i touch feel the felt like anytime you move the felt like knives or just. It was even describe the pain. The chickenpox vaccine became commercially available in nineteen eighty four. Yeah they got before then. I got the chicken pox for like eighty two. I was eight. Yeah so you probably got that. I've i've had yet as your. Oh yeah did you steven. Oh yes but this generation doesn't get. I think i was in a generation where you know the parents said oh tardy. Tommy's got like send him over and play like. Yeah if you get the chicken pox vaccination don't can't you still get it. It's just like not like a lesser version of it. Probably chicken pox. Used to fucking kill people. Get the flu now. I mean you can get the flu. It can happen like people who get the corona's corona virus vaccine. You still getting some give it sure. I'm i'll get it. You're going to get it right. You said yeah. I'm i'm not in a hurry to go. No that's the thing some enemy can never get. I would like on the one hand. I'm like well. The coronavirus early is deputy deal. But then i'm like well you know the vaccine might not be compared to some of the other stuff i put in my body. You can't think of those memes going around like if you've done x. than you can eat mcdonald's a couple of times a month that's probably less healthy for me than donald twice. A fucking weaken is still probably. But i mean the it's only because of we don't know what the long term effects are steve. Tell tell jared this young guy. This is sounding a rage to you. The last night that meal you had would seem the place cookout cook. This is what steve had for dinner. That night good. Are you familiar with the restaurant. No it's like it's like yeah. It's like southern fast food. It's like comfort food. I wouldn't say like super high end but not super low. End gas station burritos. Yeah i had So like these fried cheddar tots just like cheddar. Cheese and fried the good Two corn dogs a cheeseburger. Large order of fries in order of onion rings Movie yeah the doritos thing. Oh then i had the walk in taco. Yeah it was like a taco built inside a bag of doritos meal ounce smoothie usually like if i if i go to places like that. Yeah it's a little bit of this a little bit of that. We just get a burger and fries hunger. If i'm really agree which. I look marie hunger. You get to burgers i would. I would do like a little bit burgers. Do a little bit mozzarella sticks. I get fries. I get like some chocolate chip cookies. See you next time around. I think my own a cookout will probably be a little more concise but first time ordering a new place you've got to try and sample some stuff otherwise you can spend the rest of your life wondering what could have been unless you. You'll be back. You will be anything else from you. Jared with us Like to do that. I'll come drive a play detective with us. I like to play detective. Or i mean okay. I haven't investigative brain drove. What four hours to fucking amherst shrew does have to do with the investigation. I'm willingness to sacrifice for the show. It's not questioned by with the 'cause. I'm bill cosby no okay. You're not down with him or you know the sox the i. I don't think best friends. I don't think he'd tell them more in an icy i and a lot of things. No he's an asshole so run still working out call a couple months ago. He said he's like i said kirkman as a guy. I'm on the treadmill young up. He's on the treadmill on another call right now interesting. Did you get his number from a back of me. I would ever see. Just had it front we. Why would you have as number if it was set up three. I know when i was addy. I'm we we did the show with him once or something. There was something that we jerry. And i were doing. Oh we're going to go on his Jerry actually of doing it. That show he did. He produced it. The fuck was name of lebron. James produce the to like o'malley. Did it nessin next producer. No no no like an actual a like a network like a stars show stars network brian. james producer. You know mike o'malley or now i do. Yeah he's very nice guy. He's awesome so yeah they were doing. We're going to go down to the lantern do it. Jerry went down. i couldn't do it. I've never met tom warner but like i've just you hear things. Yeah i remember. We did the interview. I asked him cosby and we were done. He's like he's gonna he's like i'm not upset that you ask those questions. Aghanistan you either do that. And i was like obviously well i basically was like. I don't really care if you're upset. I mean cool for him to at least be like hey like i get out of using the more alike. Were buddies more no more the head. Okay little guy. Haven't been like you're my of bill cosby asshole. I wouldn't have taken it like that. So i take it. I mean if i if i if my job was to ask him question about bill cosby and he was like. Hey you know like. I get that you have to ask that i would appreciate that. I guess versus like having him walk off me like oh i know. I know that you don't care if he did hate you. Don't care if you somebody hit you. Oh no no reason. They don't waste your time. I mean it depends like if it's someone that i like. No one can get right there. You go so. Jared come with this next time south carolina where you going in south carolina new york. We're going to upstate new york. If you're gonna go. John rocket i say no. It's open. that is do swing by about saw legends. Are they live. They're gettysburg eddie. Plank Charlie guarantee i think it would actually be funny if we did like a video while we were in cooper sound. Sure i've i love the baseball. And i told you i want to retire up there and be a tour a tour guide there. I know i love that. I think it'd be great. Here's the connie mack wing would love it. They allow filming in. They're probably not actually. I mean i've seen that they do. Actually i seem foul ball guide. Do that who zach campbell. Not familiar with his work commissioned to say that's the tournament now that's not right though the batting stance guy he was. I like him. he's a good guy. Yeah batting stances right as bass back. Stand going still doing. Yeah sure is nice. All right you're getting out of here. No no no no. We're all your plans for the holidays. It's twenty twenty to be pretty quiet. Just family yes. I think so how about you. I don't know you're not going to go to your parents house. It'd be by yourself again. The maybe do that go. Your parents want you there. Do they come on your mom ellen. Watch their and your dad. What's it random. Why why can't you remember. My dad randy. Now given the first letter p. Pat yes there you go. Yeah patrick j crops. Yeah back james. Now john i mean. I i would answer. Jesus could be patrick. Jesus christ and your mom wants you and your lovely brothers and sisters all their. I guess to donald be be being a dick. I'm about being dick. You doesn't want to expose his parents to coronavirus. Yeah stay away from clean your house. that's true. I just told you. She has and bend their place. We talked about the delhi. They're like in saugus Paci parties go there. Pick up some Pick up some baked goods some stuffed artichoke. Those italian cookies. I like rice balls. No no like the italian the the talking about. What are they called begins the yeah. What are those senior elite when you see him getting nice play the cookies and go over there and say hello harry christmas. You get many gifts. I was ball out on christmas. Would you go this year. It wasn't like a like normally. I like to do one big thing. Sure but like they're fucking difficult. This year so i got my my data. How mounted my. Tv's and my apartment. He got a new tv. I got it all mounted and taken care for them. That's very nice. Yeah that's about it. I mean like my mom. I just got a bunch of whatever the fuck close had some girl be like. Pick out the fits. My mom knows what who it's a friend. Why are you doing this. Who will come on who. Who did this. I'm not saying specifically but a friend. What do you mean. I had a friend of your mom's older. Yeah but i mean like you know she. She amman dressed like a kid. I mean no. I'm saying so. She some classy classy. Yeah from where white house black market. It's one of those ways in bantry. No okay white house. Black market yup. Okay chris sure forever twenty one. I'm in oh yeah yeah yeah. Sure sure she went all in. I mean i. I've gone more all in another years. Okay so she's going to be your family serving over communicate with them but they're not sure. Not sure steve aoki. Yes very low key does be hanging on boston as do some facetime or zoom. Yeah after the shit we went through with thanksgiving in my grandfather. Passing away in the covid scare. Fuck it. We're not flower that i wanna drive. Four hours up at four hours back. Should be nice. Nice calm low key in the slopes yes and how long cocaine I still think we're trying to figure out what days because it gets complicated with ziggy. Tried to Because he can't he can't ski. That's true to dog yeah. I don't think they don't think they allow them up on the mountain running around so we need to do like. We're going to have to put him. You're either going to have to. Here's buzzy sleep. Have to skiing. Get in the way. It's gonna fucking shoot him. That's a problem with that. Dougie motel or something okay. she's bailing the secret projects. going skiing. leave me alone. My wife ports was. Steve is going on the slopes true. I mean we all get a ski. Sometimes get away from it for day to respect that. Don't think he's doing boogie shoghi. Hey if he is. We're not gonna judge plea go. I think right yeah. I don't wanna get addicted to that. Rights legal in oregon should be legal everywhere at this point. I mean the things that people don't go to jail for up to as much cokie want. Yeah i'm giving you the. Did we talk about this before. Then i asked you if you've ever done coke before i happen. Yeah you've had dabbled a have long long long long like your twenties thirties. Twenty twenty twenties thirties knowing gone. Nope nope nope. When did you start full-time at even thirties. Oh eight thirty three. I think i start. I was old. You think thirty-three-year-old obviously saying that'd be. That's where i started so yeah. Thanks rob from my girlfriend. They've never any but loyal in front of a lot of people have said You know they've asked me owen kirk break into the industry who's doing like non-sports stuff. I was like actually he used to be a fantasy football guru true well not really but i know if i was the segments was but i didn't know anything and i just sent her up a good way to get in and he's aren't won't give it a shot once you with every day. That's vice. I i give people is the bullshit again. Just get in. Yeah so. I feel bad for shellings kid. Dan put his foot down on the guy. Big timing him yeah. He's got a dream. You know hates kids. He should've known hates. Jesus you're not a full grown adult hate you. You're out it's too bad. Yeah well next time. The three whistle be together. we'll be on trivia. I guess a dozen the dozen so they give us a date. Did they give a date or texting. Kirk one right. Jeff said to me. Make sure i'm available share. I understand just a heads up. We're probably pushing both trivia matches next week to a week after wants near kicks into. It's easier for everyone. Celebi guy slaughtering in just a week later so monday or tuesday. The weather weather for probably like to the week that the company shut down no the week. We're back oh the strike first week of january correct got it. Yeah okay cool and you want shows with us that week. I'll do the show whenever the fuck you need to do. The show kirk you love doing the show i love doing the show actually talked about that with With barstool today at a little call with a gen. Who's that she's like. She oversees all the content. Oh oh yeah yes. I like right. Yes she seems nice. Awesome like everybody at borstal adults but jerry. Yes kirk everyone in the show came out. I'll do a great job and she was like. Oh you do the show right. Oh she she was one of the people that unsolicited flag me. Down in new york and said that you know love you on kirk show. I love doing it. Mom love her My enjoys my my spot as well. Mikey podcasts mikey fowler by thorson's of all time no we love mike you know that what i did for mikey. I'm not trying to what mold will boost right there. I love biking so cameron. I bought him a brand new one. A big deal here. Great guy what you want me to say. I am a great guy. I forget stevo hotel room. And charlie mcgregor ms. Did you have a better than you know. God no using airbnb For christmas issues steve. Stoute chris with this. And i realized that i should mention that to me. Jesus what am i going to ask you for a bonus. Cash how much i give him. He makes a fine salary. I've heard about his salary bothered by that. Bother me. i don't give them fuck about not. There's people that are looking at other people within the company and they are threatened or they're bothered by what other people make. I'll give you you could have you heard about my salary. He's talked about. Yeah you've talked on the show. Yeah kicking around. The new york offices hang. That's the kind of the way he said it. Yeah i don't know that. My life changes if i make more. I know i'm fine. I totally agree. I can afford my my car. That i want my apartment that i want. I don't do things. I don't golf like that's expensive. I don't do this in this. Fucking chain is ten thousand dollars. That's you know. That's an investment though. I'm going to flip it to pay off your also. I mean you're not gonna you're not gonna get andrea making thirty grand a year. Exactly that's true is it. Would it be getting her back at this planet. Feel like no never had her. I never had no. No i know like like a little bit. You had her interest. Never touch the same room right but she was on the phone with. You had her in front. I'm more he's to see this be hurt. That girl picking up close yeah. He's in our data's. Do i know scott a blue check to be continued to have a good signal to. I know her in boston. I know she's not in boston now. She new york now barstool now. She's a blue checkmark. We'll talk about it after the break. We'll give me. They hit a people on the edge of their seats. You for more hinder. She's she's a nice girl. Come on girl very pretty relationship with this girl burger. Yeah we're good friends. We all long happen a couple of years. Oh good she's pigalle close to your mom Strange and that's next level stuff. A two year phillip. Does you pick close friend zoned. I mean. I don't think it's a friend zone situation realize he's and pick out clothes for her dad for christmas. She didn't ask it's interesting. Had she done that you would have not be the best guy here. Close up fifty your own. How will the she twenty's. She's in her twenties younger than you. Yes early or late plato. Amid who while younger a lot. I mean i'm i'm probably forty five years old. He's a progression. We were just friends. Carry nine you're not come on boy. He is forgotten. What the angeles the fuck now happened around or just love your life noboa andrea yes The shoulder to shoulder to cry on though yeah smart. She lives in the show. I saw miano. I don't know the answer to your other shows. Probably not she busy doing what he's gotta sit to do what she knew professionally and she media gets weird actress maura healey. Who's at alexander chapman. Just a friend though. just not. So if jared before then we'll be back together on the dozen taking on. I don't know who you're pretty chicago. I'm predicting the sky again. It's like that's gonna win for us. Yeah night steve geller project stuff to do but then the next time you hear us will be with mike. Correct jury all right. We'll talk to you. This was pretty reprehensible. I i don't know how it can be anybody's idea humor.

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Mornings with Keyshawn, LZ and Travis (HR2)

Mornings with Keyshawn, Jorge & LZ

37:03 min | 1 year ago

Mornings with Keyshawn, LZ and Travis (HR2)

"We'll feel so good weekend. Good time out. We got a lot of football. The the rams won the trojans. Let's just a good Monday windy so good Monday. Had Lots of sports assistant get two games tonight to the dodgers had a shutout still go to it is too it is I can. I'M NOT GONNA lie. I didn't watch pitch this weekend a lot of college football ball on Saturday a ton of NFL football yesterday and I'm aware that the dodgers won a game yesterday but beyond that I got was yeah we're GONNA do anything for policy honest with you. I watched a little bit of it. 'cause it was on at the same time. It was like my balls really went to the football screen. Not The baseball eyeballs like to go traff would six fifty eight on a powerhouse. NFL Monday keys doppler at her sixty two degrees west Covina high of eighty five today where we will be Friday. Tehran has gotten in progress more details on that in a moment it is National Teddy Bear Day keys headline presented presented by Sprint Cockatiel do do do we had a great <hes>. Great Day <hes> we had a great Saturday aboy Algae Orange County at <hes> Shady Country Club. We visited that crew. You were off in another state. I went to go see DEF LEPPARD. I understand I interesting so I <hes> communicated with my guys all morning long to make sure that they got into the country club. I was women out any ish oh they didn't even Eh. They asked me a lot of questions you. You told them who you were. Come to visit the arm. Just went up. It came out and walked to my car. Walk Accord came up and took the little around the but we we have fun we watch the USC Trojan football game near Texas LSU game. Whatever Nebraska Colorado Travis was the first to arrive. Chris had to work so he's a little bit late. Rush was working. I'm assuming because you are a little bit later. Don't work weekends. Oh you. We're not working us. Just a little bit late. Okay so travis was the first to arrive. I have the watermelon cocktail tale. Margaritas now quite good by the way they in better. The more you have the better they are more. You have the better so I text Rosh Heyman. When you add tim minutes away getting off ten minutes he comes he walks into the course and he's you know filming doing whole now. Obviously there's not a lot of African Americans Kim at the country club and hanging out so what I get out of the golf cart you want you know where he is a Mike. I'll find L. Find Me Travis sitting at the bar. Travis is in his you know entire. He has his glasses on. I'm there was wearing a blue blazer and like no no no. It's casual cash go. I'm sitting at the bar. I'm chilling outdoors as big canopy you know bloom style or whatever they call it in. Rosh walks up and he walks right past Travis Travis five days a week. Sometimes more over the last several years he walks right past travis because travis blended so in that everybody in writing looking at me like hey and trying to stay high. He's coming. He's walking right towards me and I see and I kind of get up off my stool to kind of say hey what's up and he's the I just get. This blank. Look like I don't know who you are what hell as he got close up the opposite. I do like man. It was pretty pretty <hes> pretty fun to to say the least I would say right guys I mean it was it was awesome awesome. You know there seems you know how now I know it was it was not simply but but it was one of those deals where it was. We were just hanging out in any joint it as they were scoring. We were pouring they get a first down. We poor I mean it was one of those situations that that was a keys headline in the morning. You're listening to okay. Espn Los Angeles. We'll talk about the the magic of the country club and what happened late night next hour for your headline really it was like a dream. It was pretty pretty awesome like what you described was fantastic and it was a good time and there was a whole there was something that came after all that that was talking about the on a cougars era nope nope. We're not you mentioned it. Forty five to twenty and key there was this was a game that was feeling like it was going to be a runaway I mean Stanford had a twenty two three lead and you're thinking oh boy here we go. It's his on and then. SC just hit the gas and they tore them up in the second half they win. Mesa second-half adjustments and came out and in typically sc to me has always been a second half football team for whatever reasons and especially under coach Hilton Stanford or athletic ability in what we have on our team is way more superior than staffers Stanford. I know they've been a bullying a block the last several years and they like to run the power game lineup three tight ends and push things forward. They were without Caja Costello which so we were out J. T. Dies but we've found slow. Vis is a two star guy out of Arizona. I don't know how they found him. What it is about him that they like. Maybe he just fit the air raid offense perfectly the way it was designed. Zayn and I think when you look at sc whether it was Steven Carr whether it was was <hes> Saint Brown whether it was tyler vons whoever got the the football in their hands that night they couldn't do anything wrong <hes> defensively. I thought that they played better than they did against Fresno state if you're shut out in the second half but at the same time time they got some work to be done there to let let let's go to slow this for a second because he comes in like you mentioned. Jt Daniels has injury last week. He comes into relief there and it looks like slowest. This is going to be the guy for the rest of the season. <hes> we might be the guy for area go twenty eight to thirty three. He threw three touchdowns. No interceptions he looked sharp and he was twenty thirty three twenty eight or thirty three only five completions three hundred and seventy seven yards and three touchdowns and that's the question key that look this happens all the time in football where a guy gets hurt next man up comes in like. Oh snap looked at that and Slovenia. I know that it wasn't a highly recruited kid but man. He looked fantastic and you wonder if jt not Daniels isn't thinking where do I fill out the paperwork for the portal because I'm not getting my job here we go okay as far as that goes slow was played good against. Stafford at home can't take anything away from goes on a roll to Provo Utah who just came off a victory in the SEC off Tennessee. That's going to be a different atmosphere for young on May going on the road if he continues much like a Sam Darnold did look at the Times. Jt Daniels D if he continues this pad then yeah you start to have other conversation because then you'll see a defense like Utah which is probably the best defense in the PAC twelve four shutdown corners linebacker defensive lineman. They got like four or five top. How fifty type draft picks on defense when you talk to the Coliseum in two weeks so you. Let's just slow down with slowest. US enjoyed the victory against Stafford Alfred. Let's see what type of success he has against. Byu before we move onto some of these other teams because they got the Utah Washington to Notre Dame's coming up which is not going to be easy pickings. Although Washington did lose was a cow at home this year unbelievable this past weekend you know one game at a time just take it slow but there seems to be a pattern because because Klay Hilton did not go with Sam darnold right out the gate. He needed something to happen to his first choice before the second. One choice is Alabama. I'm driving right. Something happened and so here we are. It feels like a Redo. It fills even he's got everybody in front of him. He made a picked and may not necessarily been football pick but because the circumstances now he actually has the person who should be starting quarterback in that position it you look. Let's see I agree with what you're saying about. Byu The go into pro Vos weird. You're playing against older guys. You're playing against guys that are pretty disciplined. You're playing against guys. That are a certain type. They're hard to beat. They're not particularly good but they're hard to be some sense. It's a very hard out. Let's say he does go in there. Let's say he does play well. Let's say `see comes out of their three. You know we were talking about this with. Maybe a C comes out one. Go down three you know but three and slow looks looks good at that point. Jt Daniels has everything came out. I got I gotTa keep going yeah but you gotTa keep going. If you Slovaks you can't you can't see you can't go in play well against Fresno state play well against Stanford play well against Byu then all of a sudden when you get a little tougher opponents opponents you start to play azure. He's gotTa keep going keep going means like Trevor Lawrence type like you're not getting it back. You're going to have to transfer Kelly Bryant. You're not getting it back in that that there's a potential to do that. That's there but what is that. Is that ESI winning six games this year is that Esi running the table and get into the final four when tramp issue. That's how you lose your job. You don't lose your job because a guy's playing good in spurts against Oregon State. You lose your job when a guy is eleven in one ten and two just beat down somebody in a major bowl game. That's how you lose your job all right a couple of things number one. I've been watching this guy for three seasons and from the moment I I noticed him. I thought he was fantastic. There hasn't hasn't been a moment since that. I've seen him where he's fantastic. He had talking about Steven Kerr. You only had six carries in this game for thirty three yards. It's be did have a twenty five yard touchdown run in this and key every time. That man touches the ball. I'm like that's an NFL player that is an NFL player right there. They don't give him the ball in what happens a Lotta Times in systems in colleges. You don't fit what they want to try to do but they still want to. Try to utilize you at some things because you're good at added. Maybe he doesn't know his pickup responsibilities on blitz or maybe he doesn't know his past protections or maybe there's only a few runs that that he's good at that. They utilize I. I don't know why they don't play but certainly he's. GonNa play on Sundays I can for sure whether whether he is drafted high low or not at all he'll be on somebody's fifty three mayor roster in getting touches for sure because he's a hell of a back I mean he's <hes> <hes> he can catch the ball out of the backfield. He knows how to run between the tackles. I mean he's loose fast. He's elusive powerful. I mean he's powerful. I don't know what it is. Why they know utilize didn't know he's a guy two years ago. When I saw for the first time like you know what he might be the next guy he was going to be the next time be the next Trojan guy every time I bought a high high draft pick it just gone every time he touched the ball. He shoots out of Kenya so I don't know I man. I don't know I don't know how to use it is it is that the reason why you think about SC football. You don't feel like they're back. Because to your point we use my last week Travis to control the offensive line. They say our guys the better your guys you're gonNA come. Take it and you do that via exactly they. They don't take it but you do it via the running game. They're not utilizing running game. Not all AWW fast. I don't mind of imposing their will if you will. I don't mind them winning the way that they're winning. You can't be back into you win. Beating Stafford Okay you beat Stanford. We always did not just beat st well. That's not true. Hold on hold on that's not true. I say we always be staffing. I'm not saying like every single year but does not like here's the thing Alabama rolled up in here. No I get that but they were four and eight in their last twelve against Stanford this team that they've beaten recently they've struggled with Stanford and not not only did they beat him. They beat them the blackout of them but that doesn't make sc back making them back is getting to a point where you you are competing for the National Championship in your one of six teams as left to give four spots. That's when you back not. Ib Fresno State. I I beat Stanford. I had scout against Byu. That's not back back is running the table getting one or two losses throughout the year in being in that final sixth six-foot final four spot tyler higby with a new deal and a touchdown in the first game of the season right there. He's another one of those guys he stares down couple ought to but when they get in those situations since he's looking for higby a lot no hickeys a tight end. I like I like the fact that Jared Goff has a safety to safety net blankets. As far as I'm concerned with Higby as well as scuba come 'cause they're brace cooper cups tidy and even though he's playing receiver. He does a lot of things at tight ends would do. He caught a ton of balls early. You know what it is. It's time to ask Kirk. Oh wait a minute whole oh man what fears linebacker years component or cycle holder on the PAT team pre half a toast as well kirk more good morning my friend. How are you doing this morning. It was happening man just trying to figure out what the rams did. They took care of business or they did or did. Carolina let them take care of business. Obviously you watch the game with pre post and halftime and everything else travis <hes>. What did you see. What did you see from the rams that made you feel like that? They'RE GONNA wind up in the NFC championship game again cutting. Honestly everything was all correctable mistakes. I mean it's whether it's in guy in the wrong gap in run defense whether it's jared Goff misread the throughout the game early on <hes> you'll or whether it's Sean McVeigh the way that he called the game early on a lot of the things that I saw were just correctable things it wasn't effort and it wasn't like they lack talent <hes> none of that yeah. I mean they played pretty. Well defensively and you can say argument. Their best defensive player was almost inactive and that's Aaron Donald Crazy to even say that so to me a lot of things. I'm thinking that they can build on but for me. They honestly were they WANNA be. They want to be planning January convenient. They were better team when we saw them <hes> kind of that second half crew while they were in the superbowl your go do did you see anything that can get them bit though like there. was there any glaring mistakes that they don't correct correct that they wind up. You know costumes at some point during the season yeah. I think it's run defense. I mean we saw it in the Super Super Bowl. I mean if a team wants to go up and try to bloody of the rams I mean that's kind of where the recipe for success it's just one of the football and be consistent and be he committed to doing it and everybody wants to the ball down the field and you get the big yards and touchdowns and be all exciting but you know we saw the Patriots when thirteen three super bowl against the rams and we've seen teams like the Chicago bears do the same thing. It's gotta be commitment to the running game because I think that's what the rams lack size in the second level level but it also to a safety positions well. They don't have the best short tackler guys who can cover but I'm not sure if the best short tacklers when it comes to you know the run game asks Kirk Kirk quarters one through three we saw one version of Todd Gurley quarter number four. We saw different version enough todd Gurley. Which one are we going to see more often this season? I WanNa see that second version of the fourth quarter version with tagger getting carried in the second and third quarter to me <hes> kind of wasted carries. You know what I mean. The game's really not in the balance. I think it's tiger woods fully healthy. If you ask me I've been I'm trying to tell Travis. This is really think that he's healthy. I didn't believe you until the fourth quarter. The only thing is that last year. They just ran them into the ground. They didn't have the true backup where they can put them in the game. They're so comfortable like okay. Let's take todd out this series and put this guy again well. They put their guy last year and Jay got creamed. Gosh it got smoked and I looked at the game I got conflicts and don't Henderson. Obviously Malcolm Brown had the two touchdowns but it kept todd really fresh when you need them and honestly the rams for not playing in the preseason. I thought they were the better condition team and that Fourth Quarter in ninety degree you know whether over there in Charlotte with the humidity the ramparts a better conditions teams and they put them around so I think we ought to better version of Todd Gurley in fourth quarter when it's needed. I think we saw the cowboys are the same thing Hugh Elliot Asks Kirk Chris. My goodness all right. Let's go to a game here. You called it. I think it was during the second preseason game game that we were doing kirk. You said to me you said Cleveland's. GonNa get beat by Tennessee. You called it. This wasn't earlier in this week. This was a couple of weeks ago. Maybe three weeks ago you said the Cleveland was going to get beat. How did you know that was about to happen. 'cause they. Were Kurdi Boise soft. I mean you can go out and grab all their Beckham and Jarvis Landrieu and Baker Mayfield and there's game seven. You know passing tournament. This game can come down to how you're going to be up front and we watched Tennessee titans offense of line. Just you know Cleveland Up. They turned it into okay. Let's turn this into a run game. Let's see you want to hear if he really about this life and that's just what I thought I knew that they were going to take on. Tennessee is different man. They got a head coach. Mike Gabel we know from fell. He's a whole school ballot. Check disciple. HYPOL- and their defensive game plan was to do work worker make Baker Mayfield have to make choices in windows are just weren't there. They doubled Jarvis for slander. They doubled Odell Beckham. They allowed the tight end hit catch passes but when they did they tattooed him every single time and Baker Mayfield was forced to make some throws an interception the next thing you know he's on the sidelines looking around and saying what just happened but I kind of decided that from the beginning ask Kirk Kirk what <hes> when you watched yesterday's games obviously the week of football in tonight and Monday night with the two games has gone on but when you look at what happened over the weekend again who's who so far looks like the surprise team has come out of nowhere in clip. Somebody reprise team that clip. Some might just based off of what we saw over the weekend. I think Tennessee Division that before what would actually three weeks ago key I I would have found your while Andrew Luck and they're gonNA be right there. Probably you know continuing to win that division and get back you know to a deeper in the playoffs and when Andrew lucked retired. Are you really putting their division. I think kind of up for grabs so now we'll see what it looks like today versus New Orleans but I mean you gotta enter Tennessee you know top contender in the AFC south. I'm not saying that theory. AFC Championship type team I think he's GonNa clip off some wins and and upset some some people throughout the year and I wouldn't be surprised to see them in division around not necessarily believe they've got enough talent to get to the AFC championship. Do you take anything away from that Athletic Eddie Dominant quarterback in Baltimore receiver running back with a strong arm. I one he and I went out of the last one out of the building. You take anything from that. <hes> I do something out of that. I take something out that market Hollywood Brown. Nobody saw them in the preseason and all of a sudden a first name speed was real in Miami had no idea so I think a lot of that was because they had an agenda. Let's be honest. Baltimore hadn't agendas to throw the ball down. The field aged inch. Miami is already wants out. I mean I think and I kinda speak to this. Is that when everybody around you. Keep telling you you tank in your tank in worried about next makes you this and that either as a player you try not to let us see in but I think it's always hit those players. They they've are already checked out this week one and they still got not more. We could have so. It's Kinda hard to say was Lamar Jackson. Really you know five touchdown passes and all those yards or did he play against a team that was really. I'm not even listening to their head. Coach was probably team and we'd want Kirk John Wick one John Wick to or John Wick three which weakest pickiest <hes>. I think I'M GONNA go with rich one you can then that's the one that started it all right and then he's. Kinda keeps getting better. It's kind of like the fast enough theory. Go Part One and all of a sudden you start having the Hobson the song and then you'd have to fasten theory covered eight long but always watch the first you know episode of some of the first movie the first series you get back to the root of it is kind of really the reason why you've kind of fell in love with their here's a fierce. NFL linebacker and also my partner on pre happen poster in the Rams Games Kirk Morrison asked Kirk. Thanks my friend all August respect yourself ask Kirk home and the news tonio alright like this before he started getting this just so that of course is the audio that Antonio Brown unreleased of a what I would assume at least Jon Gruden assumed was a private telephone conversation that Antonio Brown put out there for the world to see Antonio Tonio products now a member of the New England patriots when we left here on Friday. I thought that there was a chance that we he wouldn't play tonight for the raiders because maybe it'd be suspended. Maybe it'd be something thing but that fast forward Monday. He's a member of the patriots as a shock to me now. I want to go back to what we were talking about. On Friday. There was kind of two schools of thought going on here. I kept saying over and over again that maybe the raiders realized that they didn't want him and they were. They were pushing buttons in an effort to get him to react a certain way so they could suspend him and get their money any back. I also floated the process of the possibility hey look maybe Antonio Brown wants out and maybe he is going to go an act a certain way so they have to suspend him in he can leave which of those two things happen because all of a sudden when he ends up in New England over the weekend every saying this has been preordained. Bill Belichick was pulling the strings a long time ago holiday he wanted to be in New England but they wouldn't send him there so he went to the raiders and all of these. I just have a really hard time believing that a Antonio Brown would trick off fifteen million because he wants to go somewhere else says forget it. I'll go over here and be with all due respect that Antonio Brown is capable of putting together a plan like that look this thing has changed seventeen thousand different times right in. I go back to it over the weekend and I look at it and I started to really try to dissect elected as much as I can understand it by putting myself in. Ab Shoes and I came away with it as if I never get the letter for fifty four four thousand fine the first letter that the intrigued me to go after mayock for never get that letter. I'm playing tonight right against the Denver Broncos with no problems at all so I look at it they sent him. The letter may accent in the letter. He was mad about that. He saw mayock doc on the field. He approached may idea whatever he did calling whatever you call them kicked football did the whole deal. They got mad. They came up. We're GONNA suspending. We're going to do this. We're GONNA do that his agent got. Ab got to the race and let's try to work it out the raiders at the same time. I was trying to figure you're out if they even wanted to work it out. His agent tells a be going apologize. Stand up there with the captains. Give them some tears. Give them some everything. We're trying to fix it. In the meantime his agent nude at the fix could be good or could be bad so I'm GonNa pick up the phone and I'm going to call Pete Carroll up in Seattle. I'm going to call John Dorsey that I deal with down in Cleveland. I'M GONNA call Belichick who wanted him Andy Reid. I'M GONNA call a few guys 'cause I can cau- aw talk about whoever I want to as an agent and it's not tampering goals coaches and general managers will say well. We're always interested if they become available. You know that's how we get to this point. It's okay you got some in your hip pocket. If they release issued a be like okay cool then they come back in the middle of the night while I was sleeping and say we're going to take your guarantees away in at that point. He liked my guaranteed money. I'll know man Dan without him. Outta here Blah Blah Blah. We'll put a video album so he escalated it to be released knowing that he asom in his hip pocket from another team. That's out there. You don't get released unless you've got some in your back pocket. You just don't you don't I knew oh I was going to be a Dallas Cowboy. A year. Early doesn't put out that release me. He doesn't put up a phone call. He doesn't know that he's got to deal with the Patriots done with anybody could it it probably was the patriots could have been. Seattle regardless of the destination but he had a deal you gotta deal for sure one hundred percent a hundred percent and he was going to be able to recoup see everybody's reporting thirty million dollars thirty million. It was never thirty million dollars. It was never thirty million he had had to get to the the fifty three man roster on the first day of the league year to be able to get the fourteen million dollars the million dollar signing bonus that was giving him in the march he hadn't even received yet so that made up the fifteen million the next year he would have to do the same thing which which is make the fifty three may roster for the fourteen th so million dollars to be fully guaranteed. That's where people are getting the thirty million dollars from. He didn't lose thirty thirty million dollars. He didn't lose fifteen million dollars because he never got it. He was never getting it until he made the team assuming you which we all could assume he's probably. GonNa make the team. He picks up nine million in a bonus from New England a million dollar based salary and he has a five million dollars centers that he may or may not even get so he's back to the same number that he was going to get in Pittsburgh which was a ten of so million dollars. Ninety million dollars wanted to get paid. You you know part of the reason he was unhappy. Pittsburgh part of the reason not the only reason but part of the reason was is that he didn't like his money that he wanted more money. The raiders stepped up with six million dollars more money and now fast forward and he's back to where he was now. He's into football situation. He knows he's got his money's the same name his money is the same his he got five million dollars of incentives to earn but his ten million dollars nine or ten million dollars that that he was on the books for him Pittsburgh. That's the same money he's getting from. New England hito full circle to get the same money that he was going to get in Pittsburgh which was was which was a no guarantee which in New England is a no Baltimore because he's on the team now so therefore he earns the money the same thing he did on the opening day fifty three mayor roster in Pittsburgh as well as the raiders the thing that's interesting though is that when you look at the timeline of at all Chris Mortensen is reporting that he went inside advice from social media consultants and at the very beginning of the conversation on instagram by posting the letter was all part of the master plan that he died from the social media consultants. I don't know if you want that due to the team if he's that devious I took is playing cowboys. Look good cowboys one of the best teams is in the NFC coming in at least on paper and they <hes> for a week for a Sunday look pretty good. That was fantastic. Lorca course cowboys there was supposed to do that press cow text throughout the game rise letting him know the deck tech is black black black pay pay all those sorts of things and I think when you look at him at the quarterback spot a lot of people questioned what type of quarterback mcdade Prescott would be but he led the charge. He beat the team news post to beat the giants. He show why he's a hundred plus million dollar quarterback of guaranteed money nor a lot of people are saying. Why would you get his guy display. Let's see a little more games with him at the end of the day the cowboys they're supposed to do you know what else gets guarantee. Money traff would all right. Let's start key with where are we finished up last segment talking about Antonio Brown. Antonio Brown is now a member of the New England Patriots. He's eligible to play in week. Two Antonio Brown will be cool in new kingland. Take it or shake it. I'll take you get. You'll act right yeah. This is what everybody has to understand about the history of Bill Belichick in the the players that people seem to think our problem with other organizations a lot of times. It's the money it's how you deal with a person how you have have a conversation. This all started the Patriot way. If you go all the way back to Corey Dillon the Cincinnati Bengals Cordella came from the Cincinnati Bengals to the New England patriots and went to the superbowl. It was a fine citizen model guide the whole thing right in Cincinnati. They couldn't get out of their own way like you're. GonNa be mad. You're GONNA be angry. You're going to be kicked off when you know you're giving it your all if people are treating you a certain way you think about randy. Moss people had him dead. I mean he was dead in Oakland. He goes there Oakland. Oakland raiders were terrible things same organization the same things they were doing on the and they're doing now creating problems. He's going to go to New England Randy. Moss catches twenty nine touch. Now's or something super bowl records all sorts of craziness same thing and then Tony O'Brien all everybody turns into model citizens since when it gets to New England and it's not because they're not is just an other places they being. They didn't want to be from various reasons. You go to England. Everything's good you win. Everybody's happy they small small and they know your name and then I found that you are not being deceitful none of those. Let's AB wants to be a star and there's Tom Brady right there. Watch e start seeing instagram posts of him. I'll smugness started some of that with the sure forty three to thirteen the final score the titans over the Cleveland browns after all of that off-season hype Freddie Kitchens is the head coach of the browns at the end of the season. Take it or shake it shake shake. Shake it because I. I don't think that they're gonNA make the playoffs but at the same time I think they'll give him an opportunity to maybe see through to some degree if if if it completely goes south then everybody's gone but if he's kind of hovering around and maybe that seven games again and we're we're building onto something he comes back next year but anything short of seventy and he's GONNA get fired. He can't have eighteen penalties. I mean do that again. He may be gone by the before we get to a Halloween Wean. I was trying to find a positive and only positive I can think of that. The Cleveland fans look really happy in that first quarter. That's all I got. That's it all right. Let's go to college football for the next one. You mentioned it earlier key that Washington loses at home to cal USC with a big win over Stanford at the Coliseum as we sit here today USC he is the team to beat in the PAC twelve. Take shake shake it off shake that the trojans are the team to beat in the PAC twelve at all. I still haven't had an opportunity to see them. Play Utah have had an opportunity to see them play Colorado. I haven't had an opportunity to see him. Play a issue Oregon Oregon. I mean there's a lot the knees he's the unfold over the next several weeks for me to really feel like they're the team to beat. Even though Notre Dame is Notre Dame and I'm not a big huge fan of Notre Dame at all. I think it's all hype they they still got to travel to Notre Dame. Even Notre Dame's not in the PAC twelve conference is still is a tough opponent is arrival and if you go there and you lose the notre dame he can affect the rest of the season so we still gotta see that back to the NFL Jameis Winston a pair of sixes yesterday. James Winston is done in Tampa taking her shaken. I can't shake it ain't gonNA give I'm arrive with Jamison to Bruce Arians. Tell me otherwise and this is the first game name obviously and for whatever reasons James tricked it off something that he's been known to do lately and I've years if he could get get on track and I think you know God make mistakes could get back on track going into film room. Learn from your mistakes and turn it around is fifteen games left in the season. What's not adding up for him why it hasn't happened because he's got all the ability in the world. I don't know maybe they handle butter limit with grabbing important question. Why can't you quit him. Everyone else can quit him. Why can't you because I'm willing to give them a chance. You get five years half decade. I mean he's done okay. It tested all right. We saw Kansas City. Look great offensively. Patrick Mahomes was great but a rookie rookie quarterback in his very first game comes in Garner mid shoe and looks good against that Casey Defense. The defense will keep the chiefs out of the Super Bowl again. Take shaky. Take it if they don't somehow fix that defense gun Cunningham whoever's running a dang thing. They're going to be in trouble. I think when you when you look at spending type of money that you went out and Eastern for Frank Clark Entire <hes> the honey badger you you look at it and you would think that this defense would be solid and sound but it's not the case they've gotta outscored opponents every single week even have an opportunity to chance and at some point that that wears on you as a coach and wears a quarterback. We'll think about it last year. The chiefs became the first team in the history of the NFL to lose a game. Despite scoring fifty points happened down the street against the rams fifty four to fifty one I mean they lost a game that they scored fifty one points. That's unfathomable. I try to tell you last week that if if you if you gotta be who threw for fifty touchdowns they can stop anybody. You know that the fifty touchdowns not coming again maybe yeah. I don't know what the stopping somebody's initiatives is always always. GonNa keep them out. I don't think they're gonNA go far next one. The Dallas cowboys attack over four hundred yards. Dak Four touchdown passes Kellen Moore the new offensive coordinator. Does it take it shake shake you. Hey we go. He'll be the next head coach. You know. What's that so you know. The white man gets credit for that. Come on now on your credit next thing. You know he'll be the new head. Coach of the buffalo bills feels. I'm not doing that. I mean no one game is against the giants. Debt Prescott is shown me with this offense. Killing more in all seriousness did a good job but the pace of the offense and and not getting plays with four seconds left on the clock none of those sorts of things so that was able to just sit back there relax scan read need. Some of the perfect throws it. He's throwing John. Kittens the quarterback coach which is a good thing you got a guy who played in the League as a quarterback coach who has some success who understands the quarterback position to teach them. Kelly Moore play quarterback in college and Pros Wayne. I've been really play <hes> who else did they. Jason geared ex quarterback. There's one more I can't think of Bhagat four quarterback tight end doug <hes>. Oh God wasn't him Doug Meyer Messner something like that. He's a tidy and coach but all four of them play quarterback of Collagen and the pros at some point in their careers so you got a guy a quarterback all four people taking the same. I'm like a quarterback. You're GonNa have some success or you should and if you don't the Jason Garrett will be the next coach of the buffalo bills. It's all about scoring touchdowns on Sunday. That's why you gotta go to Blue Dot COM P L U Chew Dot Com chewing. Nick Doreen use the Promo Code seven times and it's not a lot of money. 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NFL Preview, Game Breakdown With Warren Sharp + Paul Rabil And Our Lacrosse Team Ownership

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NFL Preview, Game Breakdown With Warren Sharp + Paul Rabil And Our Lacrosse Team Ownership

"On today's part of my take we have divisional round preview with Orange Sharp football smart talk about each game strengths and weaknesses. We also give you our picks. We have a very good interview with Paul Ryan. Who came in? We talked about being owners of Lacrosse team. What we can and can't do you a little brainstorm sash? I'm GonNa just going to say this right now if this podcast doesn't exist in six months it's because pmt. And I figured out a way to milk the P. L. for all it's worth and now we're just fat cats owning Lacrosse teams. We have fire fest. We have FAQ's a little pr one. Oh one pack Friday show for you and it's brought to you by our friends cash APP not only that the easiest place to send money to your friends. But it's also the place where you can buy fractional shares of stock with as little as one dollar Hank are you invested here. Yes what are you gonNa Invest Market Taco Bell. 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He's GonNa he's GonNa throw the ball so much and it's going to confuse the shit out of Mississippians and he's not GonNa play what it what is this is not football but they're gonNA win some games fun to watch from our standpoint it. It is an amazing higher. It gives us a lot to talk about. I love if you look at the SEC. And I was looking at at all the coaches. They have this year like the new guys who they have in place already it is. It is insane all or just great characters like the real housewives of the American southeast. Yes Nick Sabin coach. Show Dan Mullen and his wife Kissing. He's probably the most normal person the guy that just lets his wife play tonsil hockey Kandar Kirby smart and whenever takes off offers visor looking like a weird La- casket salesmen. And and now you have I was GONNA say likely each academy who's in Dentistry School. The that works to and then Lane Kiffin all these guys. It's going to be. SEC media days going to be fantastic. Mike Leach being in that conference again. I don't know if we'll work. Although no you know what will define were no. It's GonNa work because what Mike Leach does better than any coach is. He goes to programs that are not traditional title power houses programs that are off the beaten path you know. Lubbock Texas pullman Washington in Starkville Mississippi and he wins with not the best recruiting recruiting classes. He actually will have probably his best recruit. He'll have his best quality players at Mississippi State. And he's had anywhere else that's where he just has to play against other good quality. Correct if you're out a way to play with Mississippi state in like in the American or the fact that would be great that'd be perfect so apparently garments guard diminshed. You pulled a few strings because Mrs stays pretty close to where Gardner grew up right. He Gardner you'll recall is on his cross country. RV Tour in his joints right now. Now that you still taking all of I ten across the country. which is I think we had that idea while ago to grit? We turn it's awesome. It's exactly what I would love to twenty three years old. NFL quarterback and had had he probably doesn't have millions but a million. Yeah and I guess Gardner like had had some words with the chancellor of the athletic director. WHOEVER MISSISSIPPI'S I assume it's the same person like the athletic elect directors most powerful person in? Its say a guy who has the most eggs in stark exactly so he had some words with them. They flew the private jet down to Miami drove to Key West. That's I I think they just wanted to go to key west and they happen to talk to Mike Legion yes. He's got his own Barstool at that. One that Dak replacing key west so this is adding up to be an awesome awesome. Se Season next year. I'm excited about next year. This year is not even done. Yeah and we speaking of This year we're going to New Orleans on Sunday morning morning. We will be in New Orleans. We're going to. We'll probably won't be out much Sunday night. 'cause we do the show we got to deliver the show. The people we have some big guests lined up and and We'll we'll be out but I'm saying like don't tweet us at like five o'clock being like we're the guys that right afterwards and after ten we will be you I want to. I've always wanted to do this. New Orleans go to one of those bars where the ladies come around with shots at the inject into your mouth and they slap you afterwards. Oh I WANNA get slapped after having you WanNa on you WANNA be dumb. I WANNA be damned okay on on Bourbon or happen. Yeah So we'll be at the game on Monday night. We're going to be out in about if you see us. Say Hello. Oh maybe we'll tweet out where we're at one point if people can meet up with us but we're excited for that We also are excited for is the divisional round so. Footballs back so embraced debate. Is this the best football weekend of the year or do you like wildcard. I liked the division around better I do. I have to decide between between those two championship Sunday. That's also good why I feel like the National Championship being Monday. Should factor into it to get down but it usually's after wild card weekend so tough tough but also this year you like you like the divisional round better because you get three days of yes. I like that isn't around better. This year. let's do some picks we brought to you by bed. Mgm Mgm all season long bed. MGM has been our great sponsor you can download the APP deposit. Check out all of these lines from anywhere but you need to be located in New Jersey to place your bets. In addition to PL- Special new user offers just for. Awol's every week bit mgm prices and Boosts Special Bets for us every single week. Every week. I've got a can't lose parlay parlay this week did. Actually I'm going to give you the reasoning after I finish. 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I do not force Evan If the team is favored by seven points or more which is the forty niners. which is the chiefs the Ravens there are only seven eleven against the spread so laying all those points not a great strategy? That's where my money my can't lose parlay comes in the forty niners the ravens the chiefs Parlay Mall Plus one of five on Ben. MGM Even money everywhere else. That's how's that loose. I don't see how does how does that lies. Yeah it doesn't I. Even I had the confidence I took the niners when he was at six and a half. I'm I'm actually starting to rethink it. The the only way could possibly lose. It's not a prime time game for kirk cousins According to his Minnesota clock it's semi primetime. Yes semi time right. But it's going to be at four thirty eastern time right so I don't know I don't know I've talked a lot of shit about kirk cousins. He didn't play Klay Primetime game last week. Anyone here's my thing though every year feels like this happens the divisional round especially last year they went four. No the teams with the buy. I forget why they have a bye because a really fucking good. Yep and so you see the Vikings beat the saints and you say Oh my God of the Vikings figuring out. Well guess what the forty niners kick the shot everyone all year. They're really damn good. The only thing that I'm worried about is Jimmy. Jeez I playoff start. We sought last week. I playoff starts went one in two. So Oh that a little bit of concern but if you take the money line no sweat. The findings aren't winning this game. The forty niners also are six one against the spread at home love that oh I liked that a lot love. That are Titans Ravens game. I've convinced myself that this will be a close game in the first half but no more than that. It's it's going to be runaway. Titans one away interesting so I've got I've got. I think I'm GONNA take the titans to cover. I don't know if I'm GONNA take them straight up just yet I I do know it's going to be the fastest game in history. It's going to be just run. The ball run the ball. Run the ball for both teams. I I tried to do the math and I suck at math. I'm good at sabermetrics. I suck at math. I was trying to figure out what is the longest drive possible for an NFL team. Tap If you gave Derrick Henry. You're trying to eat up because they'll say like this is the smartest dump sounding. Thank you can say to beat Lamar Jackson. You just have to not let Lamar Jackson had the ball. So if you run the ball with Derrick Henry every down how long could the longest possible. We'll drive be. I know the answer to this because it happened to me when I bet on Appalachian State earlier this year and they had a thirteen play drive that went for like thirteen and a half minutes right. Actually what it could be it so I I think I crunched the math on a touchback so if it starts at like the Twenty Five Yard Line Sixteen minutes and and a half sixty minutes thirty seconds I think is the longest drive possible gains three point three yards a carry and this is not including going for fourth downs right. I'm talking about just like keeping the chains moving on three plays each. Okay so that using that could happen in the ski. No but I'm saying like you have to have drive if the titans have a single drive. That's over eleven minutes long. Then they will win this game. Yeah so I. I'm convinced I'm really going out on a limb all now. I'm telling myself that this might okay so actually. I'm looking up right now. You ready for this Appalachian State drive this Somewhere in the middle of October my brain immediately went to it. They had a nineteen play. Drive ninety seven yards ten minutes and eleven seconds. Yeah that's insane so this game. If the titans do win which I do not think they will. Are we saints team of destiny. I think they've absorbed the Patriots power so if they can absorb the ravens powers team of a team of destiny hardest path to the super bowl. Ever Yeah Ah. They've already beaten the chiefs. Yup so they could do that. I honestly could see the titans. Winning this game okay. Mark Ingram. He's not going to be a hundred percent. Don't true big. Trust Mark Jackson People Forget his playoff performance last year. What is big trust? By the way I've been too scared to ask. Trust no big trucks like is it just as you know Lamar Jackson. I don't think it's something from his hometown. It's one of those things that just sounds cool so I'm going to say what is without knowing at all what it means. What is big trust? I'm going to Google it right now. What does this big trust mean? Oh it's maybe no one really knows because it says Ravens fans have their theory theory interesting so we might have a catchphrase for the Ravens. took off. Let's see. This is electric from south Florida. Their connection from the field obscene translates them speaking the same language talknet Lamar Jackson. Hollywood Brown okay. So it started in large Jackson's hometown. Big Trust they don't no. It's just the Florida thing. That Lamar Jackson Browne site and then the team has this is had this. It says big trust. It's like a family. y'All trust each other. You're fighting for each other. It's big big trust. He said it's just a little something we have going. I can't expand on it but we know it's love way big love something along those lines said Ingram with a chuckle so we got big trucks so big traffic trust. PMT Big trucks. We are big trust. Pack WWL's big trust. Trust just meant Dick. Can we just start saying that. They'll be like hey hey if you've CNA wwl out on the street you say big trust we can all fighting each other tighten up. Let's do that tighten up. Yeah you just go horns up. Are you gonNa take the money on. Yeah probably you are one crazy motherfucker boss down big trust heighten on a bus down wheat. Bus Bus not bus. Donna is a song bus but bus up. Plus down plus him with the boys able on All Right Texans Kansas the city Casey's minus ten over under fifty one. By the way I'm so in my own head about all the understanding last week like I almost want to just take all the under again. I can't I got Kansas City. I think they're going to blow him out. Yeah I think Houston this there. They reveal themselves to be frauds. What's that game against Buffalo? I mean does Shawn Watson was electric but buffalo had that game the buffalo loss game more than the the other way around so I yeah I agree with you here. I think the chiefs are GonNa win this. Kansas City's pass rush is in good enough to have two players. Hit Two Shawn Watson at the same time keep them upright. Yeah so they'll have maximum one player hitting really hard yes All right and then last game of the weekend and again. We're going to do all this with Warren Sharp. I've dubbed it. The the fraud bull seahawks packers packers minus five over owners. Forty seven both these teams. I don't know how they're where they're at and and win. Ugly win ugly. The seahawks had to go all the way from Philly to Seattle to Green Bay. I didn't stay out on. The East Coast did not assured. If that's a lot of travel he should have gone onto buffalo gongs to the. It's going to be very cold in Green Bay. Yup I am fully prepared for this game to be a game where the seahawks have the game. They're able to win it and like Russell Wilson who I trust more than any quarterback in the league in the fourth quarter betrayed my trust and throws like a backbreaking interception when he hasn't thrown any of those and the packers went to me. This feels like one of those games in the seahawks have won every single year in the playoffs. It feels like where were they have a tight end and unheralded tight. End that somehow catches two touchdown passes and like seventy five yards so love in the past. It's been will disley has been that guy it's been Our Guy Wilson He's done it This could be like a hollister game where he has like. Two touchdowns shitload yards eats up the clock. They don't guard him The only thing I'm worried by don't think Russell Wilson playing the cold really. I don't think he's a cold. Guy Played at Wisconsin Wisconsin. He's NC see state guy okay. Yeah he's his record if you look at his record and stats in the cold. He's not good. Nazis record get spooked. I was looking at earlier. I don't have them in front of me. But but he's actually. He's not very good in cold weather games okay. He likes the rain. Yana loves the rain But yeah this is going to be. It's going to be chilly. Rogers old Andre Andre. He's broke so he has more incentive to keep winning. Yeah those lights on. Yeah if he doesn't win then he's probably going to have to sell his grassroots or something. I'm ready ready for the packers to win this in an improbable stupid way. That just continues my anger. And then they're going to be one away from the Super Bowl and just if the packers make the super bowl they're not I might you might see me at South beach like we'll be standing there and maybe sitting out on a on a bar patio or something. I'll just stand ended up and start walking anybody. Where are you going to just keep walking in the Atlantic Ocean? Just keep walking till I die. Packers fans at the Super Bowl in Miami would be so fun though they be like out in their their cammo short I hope hope you get sunburn. They're real tree swimsuits. And just like getting drunk the entire week they would have a good time. Yeah but a lot of chemicals. That's what I love so much about. The crowd shots at packers home games this time of year. It's they're not wearing green and yellow. They're not wearing team colors. It's all just cam. Oh yeah all with orange car heart or CAM. Oh yeah it. Looks like they do their pre-game shopping at like a bass. Pro Shops Kabila. Okay so I'm picking a moneyline partly I'm literally. Just that's my favorite bet. My can't lose parlay and then icon alike the seahawks and the under okay. That's it I took the over in that game I took. Let's see I took the chiefs. I took the niners. I'm again I'm worried because it's not kirk cousins and Hank was giving me shit earlier this week because I did done chain them coming off a win Autho win week. Two or whatever and Hank was just tossing out suggestions for punishment. This is no Texans pinky situation that we're getting it should maybe not the same content different. It was her. Yeah but it was cavalier. How did it would? I will say we weren't should matter. We're tossing they should matter hank. We're tossing out ideas for punishment. And what was the one you came up with where you can never grill a steak directly on the girl. Now get in. Your Life can't can't do it. Can't I will not agree to that one. I was thinking. Maybe it's like a whole tennis goal. ooh That's that's not that's not bad. He's he's GonNa be like this is awesome around the world though. Yeah you better bring a two liter mount how about you spit all that stuff. How `bout you have to go because Kirk cousins is a god fearing man? How about you have to go to church every single Sunday? That's what I suggested to hank punishment is. Yeah you should have to do that. I didn't bring that up because I want to do it. Yes that's what you should. I should start going back active church every single year every single sunny for an entire year if they win the Super Bowl if they win the super okay. Would you rather that or airtime. We go to church. You have to have a whole tennis goal cool in your mouth or I'm not allowed to wear shorts this summer. I like that one. That was the other one that we would suggest. PFC should have to wear whenever we wear. Wears shorts biker biker shorts like spandex yeah I liked that better better than going to church I rather go to church because that way. Yeah Eh biker shares. I could talk percent chance I go to heaven when I die. See the the problem with you not having to wear shorts this summer. That's punishment for us. You'll be miserable. Your shorts guy. True like you you. You don't get so unhappy. Yeah and you wouldn't get to see these sweet legs your shorts. I don't WanNa do that. 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Twitter worn sharp sharp football so so we got the division round wildcard round was crazy any shockers from wildcard round before we go to this Sunday Saturday and Sundays Games. I was shocked by I. Some of the decision making in the play calling from Sean Payton in that game for the saints. I mean you know you guys talk about lack timeout integrity. I think we could call it for the end of the first half and the full game preventing him from being able to win that game late forcing needing to force just overtime instead of winning the game outright But then just from a like a play computer playcalling perspective because coaches in the postseason need to be able to make a make a checkmate as soon as as possible. Like we know that Mike Zimmer through like an immediate change of plans when he started rushing from the interior and that is the one spot that drew brees struggles is to handle and immediately. He started rotating his defensive ends in and doing stunts at coming from the inside and I was giving major problems but yet for the entirety of the first half they only through threw one pass from non eleven personnel. And if you're watching that game you're looking at drew brees. He's sitting back there. There's no tight ends helping pass protect. There's no running backs coming up to help pass protect. It's just. They're running their guys. They're three wide receivers and tight end and Camara typically out on routes and drew brees has to hold up behind the five offensive linemen and they were just getting beaten over and over again finally in the second half. He made an adjustment and they're passing got much more efficient but you they waited wasted the whole first half throwing it. I think they have like a thirty percents accessory. Yeah that was shocked shocked. Big Surprise of the weekend was the the Vikings being able to take. They got the saints. I think it was one of them. Yeah probably for me. You see the Patriots game coming What I didn't realize is is that the Patriots would look as good as they did at least fine in the first half and then go nowhere in the second half right? I thought that game was going to be more competitive throughout. I thought the Patriots hatreds offense was going to look a little bit better in that second half. So yeah that would that would definitely be another big surprise for me. Where do you stand on the rest verse? Rust debate debate. So you've got the ravens the week. Yes so so the ravens the titans. You've got one team that just played a very physical game in New England tractor Saito Derek carries on tackle will basically what seventy percent of the offense for the titans and then. You've got the ravens that Kinda you know they. They essentially had this thing locked up several weeks ago about a month ago. So they've been able to take their foot off the off the gas they had an entire week off. Where do you stand is it is incredibly beneficial to have that extra after week or is it good to stay in a rhythm? I can go either way on it. for for this perspective but the one thing about the ravens I think is really intriguing. Is Remember how good they were on their opening drives in their second drive in their third drive like this is a team that very consistently weaken and week out get the ball. March down the field touchdown up seven. Nothing get the ball again. Marched down the field touchdown. Get the ball up. You stop this fourth forced a fourth and two at our own thirty two. WELL WE'RE GONNA go forward anyways and we're going to try score another touchdown like team no punt in the first half. We're GONNA try to be aggressive and build that halftime lead. What does happen when you get a little bit out of that rhythm? Because I think it's more important for team like that to stay a little bit more and rhythm the interesting thing for them though where the rest would benefit is player health in guys back but Mark Ingram unless he practiced today. I still have not seen in practice at all. Ever since he injured his leg. And that would be like like. Running backs are fairly replaceable. I think that you would be able to replace him. He's not like a colossal loss to this offense. They've got so many moving parts and they got other guys. That can come right in there. But what from a just a aggressiveness. Like he he's got the swagger about him that you'd rather have out there and rather have participating but You know you may not have him even though you had the rest. So how do you see that game going because the rest for the Ravens in my mind like the the titans formula it seems James has always been get a lead and keep running the ball and play from ahead where the you know. They've been in games where they've been behind. It's hard for them to come back. Do you think that they'll have a chance. Dance to jump on the Ravens. Maybe coming out a little bit slow in the first half after not playing their starters for three weeks now it is possible. I think the cool thing about this game is you have of two teams that have really embraced some non traditional ways to increase efficiency and that's with motions so pre snap motion is motion before the ball call snap. You're sending a guy in motion at the line or he just moving around so you the quarterback kind of get a feel for what that defense might be doing what coverage they're in and what style style playing then you've got the post nap motion which occurs after the snap and that's through the former play action both of these teams are top five in both pre snap and play action usage so they both are very dependent upon having a lot of moving parts and trying to get a take for what the defense might be doing. It'll be very important for the titans to keep that game close. They cannot afford with the style of their play right falling behind. I don't think that that the Baltimore with their secondary as good as they are. They've got the horses in the secondary where they want to get the lead and they want you to play from behind because you'll be thrown into the teeth of their defense which is the secondary. They're worse stopping the run. And if Derrick Henry is engaged in a game situation where they're not down by more than ten points they're going to still be able to run Derrick Henry and beat on that defense a little bit. Yeah but I think it'll be very fascinating fascinating if Baltimore has success offensively because Tennessee's defense is worse than we think I think there are secondary is worse than what we think and I think that they can be beaten up forget about Mike rails edge over. Tom Brady and Bill Belichick last week. Former coordinators have had done very well against Bill Bill Bella checks offense but forget that because that doesn't help them this week he's all. He's on a Saturday game. They played last. Saturday is not an extra rest or any edge edge to prepare for Baltimore. They already lost twenty one nothing to this Baltimore team just last season and that was with Joe FLACCO and no run. Game and Tennessee went like one of ten and on third down. Maria's Marcus Mariota and Joe flacco was a quarterback in Baltimore went like I want to say like twelve fifteen on third downs they were very inefficient. Offensively offensively but they just kept converting these third downs I'm worried about Baltimore. Taking over time of possession in Tennessee gets the ball back and they're down on the scoreboard Gordon. Like can we afford to Ron Derrick. Henry and graveyard or two here right. Yeah right okay. Do you think this could be the fastest Info playoff game ever played. Yeah you're right clock clock. Ticking with a lot of the runs and the interesting thing you guys need to talk to a meteorologist or something because checking the local forecast here is very important with all these outdoor games usually usually. There's a dome team playing now. But we're mid-january and got all four home games are with outdoor teams most of them in the Midwest area and this game in Baltimore the wind speed supposed to be about ten to twelve miles per hour during the game nothing to worry about however somehow the gusts are thirty to thirty four miles per hour. And now it's rare that you see sustained winds ten to twelve and gusts up in the thirties my question that I truthfully I'm gonNA plead ignorance because I don't know is when they're measuring the Gus. How often does it cost to have to happen? Because you know you walk out here you could get a strong gust. That could happen several times in a minute or once in a while. What's the formula that goes is is it three times and ten seconds? Is that a sustained wind. That's what we need to figure out because I don't tell you don't lie to know if you're lying okay. Okay so the other game on Saturday the Vikings and the forty niners. This can't come on the Vikings. Come on Kirk cousins. Come on still as prime time is your what is your xl. Come on you know like I'm sure you've got all your numbers. Then there's one Table at the end. That just says come on seriously. and it's like kirk cousins. No well I think in this game the interesting part. We have a similar situation last week in the last game. We just discussed where you had a defense. That really did well well against their opponent last week in the other case it was Mike Variables defense in this case. It's Mike Zimmer's defense. And Mike Zimmer just has a thing for being able to play well against drew brees Sean Payton and we talked about champagne. Did some things that weren't really optimal and that helped Mike Variable but here now Mike he's got to go up against Cao Shanahan. And this offense that has way more rep weaponry to attack down the field and try to it. Looks like They're going to be with Minnesota still going to be without two guys in the secondary to key guys in the secondary. You'RE GONNA have opportunities throw the ball down the field but I'm going to go to the run game first of foremost. Because here's here's a really interesting stat where we talked earlier in the season about personnel groupings. So Minnesota Vikings defense against twenty-one personnel runs. Two running backs just wanted. That's and so that's basically our boy. Kyle US check right. Tremendous guy he so Minnesota is actually the worst defense in the NFL NFL against twenty one personnel runs nugget. Allow six point seven yards per carry in a seventy four percent success rate. The League average is four point four yards per carry and forty eight percent success rate so much worse than league average and looking at it on a per game basis. It's not as if they played like two teams that really use this a lot and those teams teams beat up on them but most other teams every single team on average the only run about eleven percent from twenty one some teams don't use it all but most teams are very close to that and there's a three runs here five runs their six runs therefore run and all of these runs are being consistently effective against Zimmer's defense and guess who runs the most in the entire NFL. twenty-one Kyle Shanahan in the forty niners they they run out of thirty one percent clip I just said the League averages eleven percent percents so that's going to be a fascinating match up and then the other thing that I think if we're talking about come on Kirk not talking about him directly but just his team areas where Sean Payton didn't use utilize enough. New Orleans was very good passing the football on first down and from heavier sets in that game on first down passes. Eleven point one yards per attempt against the Vikings Ns Seventy eight percent success rate on second down and gotten much worse than than on third are down the only average two point one yards per attempt and a twenty five percent success rate. So we need Kyle Shanahan to stay aggressive early and throw the ball a little bit be very balanced. And he's like that that's the way he is. The one thing that I thought the saints kind of made a mistake is they felt like they blitzed too much kirk cousins. He actually did well against it where I forty. I don't have to a great point. The forty niners are one of the best teams at getting pressure without blitzing in the entire. NFL right and I saw someone. I can't remember someone on a tweet or something like green if you went back to the Green Bay game where Green Bay. Minnesota played Monday night football last Monday night football game of the year. The packers blitzed wants. And they've made Kirk