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"kevin nealon" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

08:16 min | 4 months ago

"kevin nealon" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

"On the police. Then please please. Someone call in and tell me what happened. Here I WANNA see a transcript isn't lumper system. We're going to go so we're GONNA go. Kevin Neal thanks for having me. I really enjoyed this. I really enjoyed connecting with your worst brisk I ever met Kevin Nealon worst man. I know all these kids today with their social media they're tick tock and their D. M. Ing. Yeah and it's not real they. They're having a really great experience together but are they. I think they are. They're not man. That's not a real. I'm GonNa tell you how it used to be in the day before social media used to be a time a special time not social media time it was Miller time Mike. That's right Miller. Time where you just hang around with your friends and you'd you'd pop a few Miller. Times Miller Miller's have have a few beers Miller and you'd have our time you'd have really real stories and real interactions. Yeah yeah because you were having alcohol so I like to get together and share a few Miller lights with my shows here by chums and Bros. Oh knew I hang out with my POWs and we have a milk couple of Miller lights and we talk about stuff. Anything about people kicking back with some beers CONAN. O'brien oh you should. Because that's what I like to do. I like to do that. I like to watch a sporting game and then I like to have some Miller time. Sporting Games yeah and I like to your toes and my with my chose. After a sporting event we say go sport go and then we have our Miller lights and there were lights going to regret getting me to talk about this. Haven't done any research on who I am what I'm serious. When there's a great tasting ninety six Calorie Miller lite friends should always come before. You're following on social media So I'm raising an imaginary glass because they don't have one. Here's I never drank while podcasting. Here's the original light beer. Here's the original social media. That's right Miller time celebrate responsibly. Miller brewing company Milwaukee Wisconsin Ninety six calories and three point two carbs per twelve ounces. This is not my real voice. Jordan's lansky associate producer at Conan. And I've taken a break from completing my employment related tasks to participate in a new instagram. Tv Show it's called Jordan's opinions on opinions. You send me your opinions and I determine whether I agree or disagree. Follow Team Coco on instagram for new episodes every other Wednesday so we took a few questions from listeners. Regarding this time that we're in and questions that might need your advice or all of our insight or just general commentary on some things for that. I think it would be good because I've noticed certain people like governor Cuomo and Dr Vouch. -I are out there giving a lot of knowledgeable informed opinions on what to do and I think that's been comfort. You know people maybe need to hear bad advice you know and stupidity and and maybe advice that would actually be harmful and that. That's something I think. It sounds like something people need at this time. Yeah well here's one right now. This is an advice question. And it's from B K Walker. Seventeen on twitter. How do I make a skype first date during the quarantine more fun and exciting than just chatting nudity? I mean yes. I agree with SONA completely first of all you can control the lighting You can control the angles. I'm not someone who I think is very appealing in the nude but I think I could probably alter things using various angles and lights and yeah I think it would show me off to the best effect. Plus it's a safe way to be naked. Yeah so I'm GonNa go with SONA and say I think nudity is a great way to just right off the bat show that a or not letting this virus harsher mellow. You're still you're still out there having fun and doing what what makes you happy. And what better way to start an open and honest relationship then with full on skype duty. So that's I think probably the best thing you could possibly do on a first date. Who would have a first date on skype choice? Otherwise you're going to wait a month. Yeah but at least. Nothing's going to happen. So why not wait? 'em Well maybe it's nice because you get to talk to each other you get to know one another and then the physical stuff can come later. I don't know and according to your advice something is GonNa. Yeah but just alone. I think the telephone is a better way to communicate in these times. It's very romantic. Way To communicate Leaves other things to the imagination so given you to completely opposed pieces of advice be naked in video on skype but also hughes the telephone to be coy. Maybe I don't have the best take on. This don't admit I don't know I mean it's been a long time since I dated. I've been married. What nineteen years so I haven't really dated almost five years because there was that period of time there where I thought it was. I misunderstood. I thought it was okay to start again and my wife quickly explained for marital bond. Thanks so whatever you just suddenly thought that it was okay to start dating in the middle of your marriage. I thought there was something about fifteen years in some rhyme. Like fifteen years in let the fun begin and so. I think it was my own misconception but I started and I wasn't hiding anything I just was while my wife was in the kitchen calling people and saying. Hey this sounds great. I'd like to see more of you and we straightened it out. We straightened it out. We we talked to a marriage counselor and a lawyer and and we spoke to a moral philosopher. Who explained that I was apparently? The term is a sociopath so We all we got. It all worked out but anyway okay. Yvonne Kennedy on Facebook asks after two weeks of self sequestrating. How could I know for sure whether I love my family or if it is just Stockholm central? Well what I keep saying to my family as well. You're the family. I've got in the morning when I see my son I go well. You are the son that showed up and that I have so. I guess you're my son that I love and then I say some version of that to my daughter and then I say some version of that to my to my wife so yeah I find that way. There's no dishonesty you know because if you tell your family. Oh my God. We're all in this together. I love you. It might be Stockholm Syndrome so eliminate that possibility by telling them upfront. You're who's with me this situation so I guess I love You. I guess I love you. Yeah Yeah because we're in this situation together randomly then. I suppose you're the ones that I love okay. I don't know that way. There's no chance that later on but you said you said you love me men now you see stucco man. That's my wife. Sounds and that's your wife okay. I'm married Tommy John from behind you you know. Do Look.

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"kevin nealon" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

03:57 min | 4 months ago

"kevin nealon" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

"This is a catch. This is a really just quickly released. Anyone listening don't be fooled. Kevin and I really do love each other and I mean that and I have an incredible admiration for you and you close your eyes. Every time I say something nice about no I'm squinting. I'm the scene what you look like if you were my wife your Era You're a a wonderful wonderful man and beloved in the comedy community and I hope you're able to appreciate that and take it in same. Wow Sergio people say same. You don't WanNa put the work into it. Yeah but you know. I'm all about efficient. You know what that's what you're GONNA do it. My Eulogy someone else. Someone who speaks before me is going to say something really beautiful and well thought out and you're GONNA get up and go same first of all. What makes you think I'LL BE EULOGY? I think we're going down on the card that car trip together. I think we're going to go off the cliff. Greg because I'll be wondering if you we're going to be film and Louise of the aging white male comics set. I'll be looking at you in the eyes eyes and you'll be looking at me. We won't see the cliff so tire- I I contact would be just before we go off the cliff. Yeah and then they'll freeze frame it and they'll roll credits after you edit. Everything out of this podcast. Will you have enough to show? Yes we're GONNA have a solid podcast with over seven thousand topics all by Cowan. How long is chimney? 'cause I hardly see you have to get out in. These aren't stupid smart coming from someone you love. You know at least your questions. Your things like what you were thinking about. If you have receding gums would you have a gum? Impact is called the gum impediment. Would you get go? Do you ever worry that your cheekbones. Your face gets a little softer is sharp. Do something about that. Do you think it's Volkswagen or Volkswagen. Cumulus cloud does that mean. You're saying this but I know you love me and and that we could share laughter like this and not have a lawsuit as it is amazing. Incredible it's really. It shows me that you really do care about me. Shave twice a you do. Yeah very low testosterone. Have you ever manscaping? Yes I have actually around your back area. I have little bushes and stuff down there like little dinosaur. There's your problem when you have people that have gone to Harvard. And they haven't really experienced. Why did you bring because you haven't experienced live people that have a secret hostility to me? Always bring up. That I went to is not secret. I'm out with it It's I wish more sure was here now. We would so finish you off. Wow that's a great way to end. I dream about that every night. Marty finishing in Nice loving way. I'm sure you did put you to bed. Yeah Kevin Nealon your great man with Dr Yourself or do you ever driver. I can't handle it at some point at some point at some point just I thought this was fun though. We had a good time right. Yeah so I always know that. Who's next guest is confident when he says he's a fun time right. That's a good day. Who's going to bore you next? I didn't bother me at all your fascinating. I'm say knitting. I don't get bored by my guests. I love having the I only taught people really. WanNa talk to occasionally. There's someone else but what podcast you thinking about taking out of the lineup and putting this in early because it was so good. Well that'll be up to Adam Saks. He's the genius back there that runs things. I thought he was your doctor. He's also my doctor is what's my doctor. Winds feeling a lump and he said you know you should also have a podcast also. Don't you hate when they feel a lump doctors? Okay.

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"kevin nealon" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

02:50 min | 4 months ago

"kevin nealon" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

"Park. Now we're not going to accomplish. Who's GONNA come see it? We're GONNA have elkin the audience. Maybe you know WHO's no? No No? We're not going to do your time. You camped out. I haven't camped out in a long time years since I camped out. Yeah I took my my daughter camping a bunch of years ago. We had a great time clamping or camping. Camping was her hotel. Okay mean sort of if you've been attacked by the animal I'm going to guess. It's an aneurysm. That's my guess what those. It's a swelling. I'm worried that I have. Add since you brought that up. Yeah I can't believe you remembered it. Yes I think you have a spray scattered style. My Wife said I have. Add Yeah She's right. She would know she's been married to for many years. I just need. I just need work statement from you. That's what I need. Well that's not gonNA happen. Look how could I be more excited about anybody? Then Kevin Neal and were you excited about becoming today. Yes I am when you got up. When did you start thinking about me today about twenty minutes before he showed up? I said WHO's onto said Kevin. Nealon there was a sigh an audible sigh. The shoulders dropped. And then Sony said cheer up and I said You're right we can get through this we can get through anything and I said I'm GonNa need a lot of coffee so they got me coffee when I came in here with my team publicists and handlers you had you came one person for the rest around the bus head when I came in a second tour. Menteur I'm doing podcast tour. Everybody's podcast get out of the way. Nobody ever asks me again when I came in seconds before I came in I turn to. Rebecca my publicist. She's the head of the Staff Team. I said Rebecca. He's the only one who who's podcast. Are we doing now? And she said Conan Conan O'Brien team Conan O'Brien and she said Conan O'Brien O'Brien okay. I thought it was calm. Conan and Brian and I was a little disappointed when. There's no Brian in here but I've had a great time. You know we love doing this. Yeah we we go through like topics to talk about on your talk. Show you still in doing the talk. Show right and unbelievable and we never get to them. Unbelievable we always knew what I tell Frank Smiley your segment producer. Is He still working to frank? We're never going to get to these questions and and we don't. We don't get after we riff. We have fun each other. And you can't do that to your other guests. No it's just you're saying you're the only guests that I've ever spoken. Thank you feel the most comfortable with me. Yes yes I do of everyone. I've met in life including my wife when I'm most comfortable with going to let you go because I can't take it anymore. Is this a catch and release? Yeah.

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"kevin nealon" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

01:51 min | 4 months ago

"kevin nealon" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

"Maybe maybe he wasn't no it was not they weren't coordinating anybody. By the time. By the way this is probably airing in twenty twenty five. There was something called current virus. But everyone's okay all hail fourth term president trump. Here's the problem. Here's the problem I really don't feel like I can get close to you because you immerse yourself in work and you're so busy and you're always doing no talk show would have been enough but no I want to do a podcast now to Mike. Didn't someone else's idea it. Was You all somebody something? Yeah it was a good idea. I didn't I didn't but I feel like I really can't have the time with you that it takes to get to know you because you're so calloused and there's so many walls around you. You're hiding so much I sorta jump in here. You know me I know. I agree with Kevin. Why don't you start recognizing the truth? Once you do that you'll have some kind of jump open up. You really need to put yourself out there. All right we'll put your shoulders back. I started shoulder's. Lift Your Chin up. Okay and look at me in the eyes okay. I'm looking at you in the I. Apologize Apologize Holiday. I'm sorry all right. Thank you for things I've done. Yes and I do care about you and I think you're one of the people I've ever met okay in a certain category. I know I know how you feel about me. You don't have to say over and over and over. I know how you feel and I appreciate that and I wish the feelings but because you don't love me as much as I love you and I think about you know I care about you. That's why I'm saying mutual. Come up to my standards. Okay I Larry. Hi I will do better. I will do. But it's hard to compete with your lovely wife. Do you feel like you're not good enough. I just short. I just said you're trying to change the subject sir. I know I'm a therapist. You can't.

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"kevin nealon" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

01:30 min | 4 months ago

"kevin nealon" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

"Is the way to go. I hate crabgrass. Always have always will. It's up there with things that I just despise cruelty that said okay. You couldn't think of any just crew. No there's those are the two. I hate cruelty. That's needless and crabgrass. It Ruins your lawn crabgrass. I don't know what crabgrass will your new homeowner. You're gonNA find out okay. Crabgrass grow up on the lawn. And it ruins it from looking. Nice what can I do about it? I'm glad you asked me Scotts turf. Builder Triple Action Kills. Weeds prevents crabgrass and feeds to building thick green lawns. You get three benefits all in one bag you. If you think you're getting three benefits you probably think three bags right. Yeah all in one. Oh Scott stir build a triple action. You can finally get the lawn. You've dreamt of and with Scott's no-quibble money-back guarantee there's no quibbling. There's no clouding if you're not satisfied you get your money back. No quibbles no quibbles. I made that up. They're not they're not gonNA like it. It's Scott's they're going to be angry about it. What are you gonNA do no quibbles? And no quibbling with Scott's no-quibble money-back guarantee today make you yard Scotts Yard and we're back we're back. That was a nice break..

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"kevin nealon" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

02:07 min | 4 months ago

"kevin nealon" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

"Come back. Talk some more and all I'm not I'm not the hosts hosting you'd never wear a great replacement. We'll get this out and I know you're going to try and stop. The floor is yours you have. I had a meeting Daniels. I had a meeting with Lorne. Michaels and we each he said and it was. Us trying desperately to get a in San that live to tell your audience who Greg Daniels. I don't think I have to. He's he's responsible for half the TV shows. You're watching right now. The shots office parks and REC room. We Guy King of the hill. It's ridiculous family guy. Why five. Oh who wrote the original and the fugitive an and but anyway? Lorne turn to me and he said you. Who's your favorite cast member? And I said Kevin Nealon without missing a beat. Because you're my favorite and I could tell by the look on his face. That was not the rights really. You don't find him too dry and I but you're always the guy that I wanted to write for You had just such a great for me. I read a lot of stuff for the F- I wrote a the first sketch. I wrote. That called the Skeleton Sketch. Ads afraid of his own skeleton. John Lithgow ended up. Doing I wrote for you and that was the first actually ever wrote was for you. We mean what sketch did you ever write for me and I was just. I was really proud of as as a professor a professor. Who's afraid of his own skeleton? Yes he has a skeleton hanging on the on the little stage that he has and he's talking to the class and every time he turns to the skeleton he gets scared just as much each time and then he keeps going to the Dean played by Phil. Hartmann to get advice and it was a sketch that was very silly and ridiculous and very me and I was very proud of it and I I wrote it for you but I think everyone thought it needed the host to do it and the host. That week was Robin Williams. I don't think he wanted to John. Lithgow did it so John. Lithgow ended up doing a great job. All right. Let's get the podcast started man..

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"kevin nealon" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

04:26 min | 4 months ago

"kevin nealon" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

"Exactly. That'd be laughing really hard and then I'll go home and I'll be just starting to fall asleep when I'll suddenly feel very bad about myself. He has he has that ability to delayed huts. You a million times a delightful way and then you get home and you think I don't have any talented no self-esteem I'm really unattractive have an anomaly. I've told you I want to mention this because I've mentioned it before and then when you're finished maybe I can get a word in okay. I I was GonNa comment you but I am when I have told you this many times. But when I was when Greg Daniels and I had had a meeting with Lorne Michaels to to to possibly right for live and this would have been in nineteen eighty seven lauren business back in the nineteen hundreds. Yeah Lauren that was helpful Lorne As an as a professional penn is the professional interview as you are. Was it proper to interject? While something's very topical in the conversation I think with you. It's a set of let me finish place instead of like letting the conversation. I wanted to see what you said. Maybe four minutes ago about you know. I'm I'm not gonNa tell you this nice thing. I was going to say now as punishment. It's just not going to happen. That is so you love to torture and punish people. Why does that why that is? Large family is one anger than Irish family. I think you're probably the most revealing out of all the hikes I've done. I've done about eighty six hikes so far and yet how did you learn anything from our hike? I think you you when you interjected so many times. Tell me what you just tell me what I asked you. We hiked up a mountain. And you burn more calories cutting in on me conversational getting them out first of all you had. The silliest hat on your smart audience should watch hiking Kevin Cohen. And there's two. There's two installments because MORE TIMES CARS. Stop. I have mugs out in the car. I usually rail round hat. That isn't even my hand. Look like it was. It was like my wife's hat. It was a big floppy hat and I look at no makeup on. It's the worst I've ever looked and that's really saying something. I looked better during my autopsy than idea during that hiking with Kevin but might argue with you on that one. But you know the hat was like Tom Sawyer. White kind of fringy hat and it was almost like youth. Thought I was joking about the hike you showed up. I'm surprised you weren't wearing cool. Lots or you know spikes or something. I just couldn't believe anyone would watch this and so I thought this is. Why even get dressed? I almost went nude. You know I just thought but are you comfortable being nude in front of people. I'm not I'm not part of your has not seen me naked and I've been married for seventeen years. Yes because you're always working. Yeah I work a lot and we have like a situation where there's like a sheet between us when we lie in bed. I WANNA be covered at all times. I have a lot of body shape. I never have an amazing body. I'm just GONNA put that out there. Incredible naked body known you over the years. I've looked back at pictures of you when you were a writer on. Snl and you. I won't see you like Arnold Arnold Schwarzenegger esque but you've really developed your shoulders in your chest. Yeah work out a lot and you have a hairy red chest my correct yes I do. And the naval is an outlier in any in any in any in. How far does it go? It goes in about an eighth of an inch. Okay so you had some work done on. That used to be half an inch and I thought that went into far removed with sometimes leak out of it after a big meal so I had it I had brought in so you had an any reduction. Yeah Yeah Okay cost me forty five thousand go for now. The Best Guy do it. You know what you should have done when you're born with the umbilical cord. Yeah well my parents didn't have the money and they didn't care. My my umbilical cord was not cut off at all. It was tied into a daisy chain familiar with notts. Yes I am. Yeah because it that way it kept it out of the way you sort of braided around you. As a belt Will Cohen. I gotta take a break when we.

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"kevin nealon" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

01:54 min | 4 months ago

"kevin nealon" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

"And then at one point we were talking and then there was just an awkward pause that would have been deadly for anybody else. That was an awkward pause. And you just said we're is our waiter. That's only only Kevin would say that. It was absolutely hilarious. I Love Awkward Silences. I think there's so much it's recharging. The battery of comedy. I think I agree and I think it's much more so awkward when it's on a talk show format like in a studio like you do but when you're out hiking my show it's like you don't need to be talking all the time because you're outside you're hiking or walking. Oh look there's a bird but what if I'm in the middle of telling you I'm gay and you interrupt what you did and say. Well there's a bird you cut in so many times and then later you admitted you looked at the interview. Looked back at it and I couldn't account how many times you rolled your eyes. Every time I interrupted you. What would you know about interviewing people? I've seen assign a book of World Records. You really for what for? How many beers did you drink? I think what it is about you because nobody can really figure out why you're so successful. We'RE TALKING MARTY. Short to quite I look at shoe and I look at what you've achieved and I wonder how I did a hike with Marty. My show called hiking with Kevin on Youtube posted every Thursday Hashtag Kevin. I watched that too as I was. Of course I edited and I'm spending a whole week with that person and it was just so much. So Much. Belittling and be rating. The whole hype. That's what he does. Yes yes Marty will tear you apart and I've he's so funny the smile with a smile Martin. Short is so funny and I'll go to dinner with him or we'll hang out and I'm howling the whole time and then I go fuck pad was.

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"kevin nealon" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

05:09 min | 4 months ago

"kevin nealon" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

"My name is Kevin Nealon and I feel confused that I'm considered Bride's friend why would you say that we've known each other's you were here are sorry such an asshole? Mingo walking books Hello there and welcome to Karnal. Brian needs a friend. This is a podcast normally done With all of us in the same room but as you can imagine because of the corona virus pandemic we've all Isolated ourselves. We're all in our homes and doing this remotely. I'm able to see people courtesy of zoom which seems to be how everybody's doing everything these days and you know what it's fun. I prefer being in the same room with my squad. Is that make you laugh? Taylor swift has a squad and your my your my squad. You're my you're my girl. Squad is so much cooler than US though. She's got supermodels and I don't know I guess what I don't think her squad is cooler than our squad. I don't think gee-gee Hadeed is inherently. Is that the right person that I get one right. Yes you did okay. I'm proud of you good. She hangs out with G. G. Hadid Peter Faulk and wait and Thailand in that one and tyrone Powell and she's and Salvador Dali. She's got her cool people and the guy who did all the sound effects on the police squad. Movies Micro Wins Louise Academy Not Police Squad. Michael Winslow so she's got her cool squad. But I think my squad is just as cool if Selena Gomez came up to you and said I'll join your squad but you have to get rid of you know Matt would you do it. Yes Oh wow you. Didn't even hesitate. What was that? Yeah I mean it's Selena Gomez and Matt I fall Matt. Our producer does a terrific job but I think Selena Gomez could do that job. I think. That's something she could learn don't you? Yeah but I could do her job or you kidding you could be. You could be like the face of knock Zima beauty cleanser. You could wear a certain kind of lagging and immediately get the sales. Go through the roof of that leading. I'm doing it now right. I can see you. Actually I just saw you lift your leg. That was impressive. Maybe you're right so yeah I got macro here and start him of says. I don't need to even do introduce sonal anymore. I mean but I think it's the polite thing. Okay so all right. We'll sonal so now. I consider you guys my squad like Taylor Swift has her squad and do a Leepa probably has her squadron. My kids can't believe I even know who do Aletha is I'm shocked. You just said her name and the absolutely shocked yes. I thought it was a country and yeah I said I thought I would get a stamp from duleep or maybe I'll do a travel show to do a Leepa where what's the main export by Duleep. And then they told me no no. No you're you're an idiot or so. Glad do Aletha threw off the shackles of British tyranny. And is now an independent government. I was so wrong about duleep. I kept doubling down and saying I want a t shirt that said I went to do a leap and all I got was this t shirt but then I found out that apparently very very popular. You're like I want to try to do a leap in cuisine. Yeah I went to sleep and restaurant. The stuff they do with lamb is absolutely amazing. Early on pirates pirates used to love to park their ships near do Aletha because it had a had a cove that was very hard to to enter ships on patrol French and British. So there's many many people think there's a lot of treasure hidden in two Aletha. You're bordering on Gross Double Entendre. I'm not even trying to. I'm just saying that I really did think duleep was was an independent country dot its independence in one thousand nine hundred sixty six a lot about the history of a fake country. That doesn't even exist. I know everything. There is about the country of Duleep doesn't exist and nothing about the absolutely famous and super talented singer named do Alita. I wish what if I started to have a squad that was wouldn't that puzzle? Everybody if my squad had the hadeed sisters in it Carly Kloss. Yeah exactly and I was constantly doing stuff with my girl squad and it just baffled people. They're like I don't understand. One of these things does not with the other like all of them together. You know in some cool location and I'm in the picture to wearing an ill fitting jacket and I don't know I'm just obsessed with getting a squad I wanNA call squad. I'll be your squad. Yeah.

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"kevin nealon" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

09:01 min | 1 year ago

"kevin nealon" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"Go. You're ready to go. Are you a member of a club here in town. No you're not no you don't play enough. I Remember Beach Club but not a golf club because because you know I can't be gone that long if they had a pool or something maybe I would 'cause my wife could building in my son but golf takes a long time you golf right not as it's like saying you can't get doing either. Elliott everything good. We'll talk Thursday sure all right. You got a new haircut. We see that all right looks good self done indeed yeah. It looks good gotten and I've gotten good practice so I've gotten a little better. I will say that all right looks good. Almost looks like a another person could have done that. I I would not have guessed that you you did that. That was self imposed. I would not have thought he'd been being help you with that would just be your general assumption with an adult shows over the haircut. Cut Your own hair as an adult. I mean not this age adult but his way trust me. I don't trust me to come down here. I did a nine minute bit on my comedy Central Special About commercial break in the middle and remember dates times more a lot more than a third of special yeah in fact one booker said in an e mail that I should not have seen was what's special about it. It's a it's a half are a haircut yeah and then my agent storyteller jokes every minute your storyteller your your stories are riveting. Moroccan tour Your Rocket Tour Yeah yeah most of the rocketeer. I should tell you that the man yeah did you ever watch Rochman growing up TV. Maybe you're not as old as me but this was like one superheroes. He's regular guy. Maybe out of that sense by the way I'm not as old as you know. I said. Maybe haven't seen it 'cause. You're not as old as being laid back. We have tapes I. I can't hear I go ahead. rocket man. I forget what his job was as leather jacket and then when there's somebody who's in trouble he somehow get at this cave in the middle of nowhere running there and put his rocket pack on and his goggles run go running out and John. Take off like Superman chomping. We take off get to the scene but really the only power he had was getting to the quicker because he had the back of yeah but then he had no strength to do you just threaten them. Steve. I guess you're older than me based on your mustache mustache. Do you remember this rocket rocket man I do but I remember this part of like a movie serial so it may not be say it wasn't movie soil. I think you're right okay so yeah. What's he landed. It was just I guess that's what it was so he was man with a rocket India caving strep that racket back on you loved it. I can't remember if you had a mask or or not I think he had a mask and a helmet was a helmet for sure. I was like a silver helmet that came down. He was the original ironman merit right. Is there absolute yeah. Guarany got a photograph on that. Oh that's Steve says that's it so stop looking got me leaving there. There's recommended coming right at it. How did you find that Kerry his name's Garin. I'm talking to Gary. Assume I'm talking to you got a Bluetooth in Gary yeah. I'll be back in a little bit yeah. Okay all right well. Kevin tell us more about the area so yeah with Kevin and where can they find this well. They can find that on my youtube. I'm channel YouTube dot com forward slash Kevin Comedy or Hashtag hiking with Kevin and the whole new season is starting now three number three Alec Baldwin was last week right and I have Lisa cujo coming up on well this one Eric how win Winston Wednesday this week. Oh so tomorrow night is Lisa Kudrow okay so this we kind of tomorrow afternoon. Do you absolutely absolute- Today when most people hear this Kevin Nealon DOT COM. I'm a website to see where I'm touring. stand up comedy and man with the plan with. Matt Leblanc is airing this this coming being in the new year and that said man last question for you do do you do you do in clubs on the road. Are you do theaters. What do you do both you do. I'm doing to theaters this weekend you are you'll be a Tracy California at a theater the Grand Theater and then I'll be in Santa Cruz at the Rio Theater when you do what event like that to you Do you have a music echo poor you. Do you bring a an act with me this one. I don't even know I keep reminding myself find out if they have an opening act because I'm not sure but I you know I showed up once a club not yeah it was it was like a jazz club in Atlanta couple years ago year here and a half ago. It was city winery. It's called yeah. They have one in Chicago. I think there's all over the country now yeah and then open act so I had to do an hour and a half two hour and a half shows back to back which I've never done before and I was exhausted after that yeah that's ninety minutes voice a lot of talking to the audience. You know you have to for ninety minutes. I don't think comedy should be longer than fifteen minutes at the most highly. I believe it was Dennis Miller who at the time said that sixty minutes was enough in my invoice and I remember reading comic going. Oh come on you can keep going. It's like no that makes sense that point. They're done right. your thoughts. I agree the voice I mean particularly. It's great to talk to me about starting a lot. Work related to Puerto. Come on man don't ruin. It is fucking afternoon. When that guy said Jimmy part of type I did correct him and say you mean. This is Don Pardo type because I assumed that's what he's he goes. No no Jimmy Pardo type rat-a-tat sarcastic team. Oh well that's that's yeah. Can you be calm easy access. You can find me. Maybe I'll think of you yeah. That's the six thousand that's all I need. I just need twenty six random behalf Kevin and we watch Kevin's showed the new season starting hiking with Kevin Beautiful Wife Susan whoever we era. I've known longer than I've known you. She says she's wonderful young son. I said next time on an airplane once. I enjoyed that company as well I didn't hear you were there. Does he still talking about it all does he. I guess not even hear about it no we. We've been bringing him to a therapist to try to forget Oh. There's Stephen. Thank you so close up. You've gotTA think Steven Steven. Thank you so much again for donating and for joining us more than a place right. Kevin Nealon huge fan grew up watching you take the popular demand to the bookers want that like that remember bobby the morning hand last week complementary and how Strauss precise. I seem to Namur your voice one week later. This guy kicks the balls. So you know you're up. You're down life spinning wheel. It all comes back full circle. I mean how about golden as Garin cockerel over there. There's the donor we call him the donor I'd like a yeah that's not a very trump like he's the donor we call him. The donor calls that's earns only Madonna said guy. I've got the donor Stephen Back there. There's the C one. That's Elliott Hockberg Belknap Front Kevin Nealon. I'm Jimmy Pardo. We'll see next on the podcast. AK47 gone not forgotten. If you enjoy never not funny why not sign up for the players club you get full video of every episode and an extra show every week. When you become a member sign up now at PODCAST DOT COM I'm Nick Vata and I'm Nick Turner and we are the House of get rich nick for this podcast. We are out there in the world trying every get rich quick scheme to tell you guys which ones actually work and which ones aren't worth your tank like donating plasma online poker task. 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"kevin nealon" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

08:23 min | 1 year ago

"kevin nealon" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"Maybe a generous may have called a strike. Mike Okay I've told the story before but I'll tell you ED farmer. Who does the play by play on the radio for the White Sox gave me great advice right before I was going to do it was up in the booth saying hello to people and they said this is Jimmy partly to be thrown out the first pitch and he said he goes? It's not the first pitch thinking. It's the first toss. If you think you're playing catch with your dad. You're not gonNA throw it away. If you're just trying to aim like throwing the ball that direction and not throwing a strike could probably throw strike and it was like that was the best advice because then loosen me up and I just I just in that direction and then boom right in there right right the announcers experience. Wasn't it was great. It was cool because you are. I'm not as famous as you. It never will be this new animated thing there. I I out you. Don't WanNa be the joke you don't WanNa be. The you know the the clips of Mary Dell about what about George George W Bush George W the original Bush one of them real through it poorly yeah W he could've pitched right. He was good There's one female actress who throws threw threw it at her feet. Lakers horrible going to be part of that compilation right. I was friends for why wants to todd zeal the mets play the cubs as well and Mike Piazza and they invited me the batting practice Tesla Chase Stadium. How was that man. I didn't think I'd hit you and but it was me and I think me and todd against Mike Piazza and they're the right fielder fielder. Tino guy forget his name o'malley but anyway so I get up there and I got he gives me these two batting gloves you know really thick and pitcher you know who's behind that little cage and that a throws up beside the bollock seventy miles an hour. I was hitting like every one of them out to left field left field left field and for a week or two after that I couldn't grab anything with my hand yeah hitting short on the bat down by the handle if I didn't have the gloves on using C. Two Hooks Right. Now right seems unfair. I think you could have connected to hit one out of the park or were. They not where you're not making that contact. I was getting pretty deep into left field really yeah but I don't think I can play baseball in high school college. No little league not a little league. I played played and then that was enough. I was more of a football guy. You loved it. You liked gridiron. Yes yes gridiron skin tight pants and you still follow football. That's the thing you follow well. I WANNA start following this year. Normally I like watching like the playoffs and the but the game the other night was great. I mean I watched the most of the innings like the politics of it. We talking. I don't I know what sport Dr Simon Quarters but I do want to get into. I WANNA find a team but I you know I grew up in Connecticut like like Steve here and we're in between New New York and Boston. He's closer to Boston but so it was kind of a tough choice so I ended up not really being a fan of the team and I still am not but if I have a friend that's a quarterback on the team like I know Aaron Rodgers a little bit Green Bay Okay and then you know Brett Farr. I knew him a little bit. I like he's a selling razors. Now kazeem Brett Farve. He puts his name on a razor good for him right so you get some that raise due to a commercial Jimmy. Somebody asked You I've done commercial. You have absolutely what did you do I did a rallies hamburger spot. That was my rallies are a US. I want to say maybe just I with. This bullet why there's no there's what. I don't think there's any was one right near your house. Almost positive it's not any I would say eighty percents rallies and then I was a spokesman from all of in Portland Island for six years. I remember seeing a lot of commercials. No I've just made it very clear. I've done the two that I just. I think you're a liar doc. No I'm not hanging out with Arnold Palmer but I would. I would do Arnold Palmer fast exclusionist managing him. What a nice man he had and do you. Are you a golfer as well. I am and are you a decent gopher. Let's just say professional no no. I'm not a good Golfer at all. What does what does that mean to. You are doesn't mean anything I like. I like the whole of the game. You know you shoot in the nineties the the shoot in the nineties joy doesn't I do I do yeah. I haven't played in a while. Though what happened hurt yourself. I got a sore shoulder. Who Know Yeah Yeah. It's called arthritis getting older. No no no. There's nothing to do with it. Not You're not getting the okay I got on for us from somebody. It's contagious. Here's here's the thing you know. you get older and you start replacing body parts like. I gotTA HIP had replaced. I didn't know you had a hip replacement. You're like Bo Jackson Yeah Yeah. Alec Baldwin just had a hip replaced. I didn't know that about Alexander another one coming up the other the other side. I got a shoulder I could have replaced to replace your shoulder. Yeah they still have the had a hip so they could use that in my show they can't down yeah so you know. I used to tell people from playing football and stuff and rugby but it's genetic it's all DNA DNA. My mother had a lot of her body parts replaced she did yeah. Do you only going in for surgery or did you do. I don't really need the body parts I like. I had friends that went to the dentist because they are drug addicts and all the medication. They'd have a tooth pulled to get drugs. WHOA that's an addiction or crown veneers put on mm-hmm but yeah so I do I kind of like the idea of going into surgery because it is such a lesson in surrendering entrust and knowing that your life is in these people's hands and they're all professionals and they're gonNA take care of you hopefully yeah and then they put that heavy warm blanket Stephen Right. It's it's warm and they tuck in and you got a little bit of that add valium or whatever it is going through your veins and and just everybody looks good and they're professionals and you love everybody and you know you. My my wife always brings a camera now to recover because she wants record me because the drugs are still working on really silly with the doctor yeah call them captain and stuff but but I do do like the feeling of going under and coming out I I'm paranoid and nauseous nauseated come out of it and I don't like coming out of being put under anesthesia. Why are you paranoid. I just wanted the effects that has on me. Okay so you need to get a different. drug different actually anesthesiologist. When's your next one every week. I would get that too. I would get nauseated because I had my tour both of my bicep muscle missile. Oh how'd you do that. One was playing basketball. Oh boy and then two years later moving a couch lifting catch up with one arm and trying to get the electric out from under the lake. Yeah and I saw that one gadget Jesus came out of that one. I was so nauseated yeah I was throwing up and but then they changed after that they did yeah. I did not know Oh. You could tell them a menu. I didn't know dailies. They'll get the special stuff just loan in yeah. It's the best in one of the Times. My wife was with me and she told me that I spent the entire time coming out of surgery going. Nobody's kicking me out of here. He's kicking me out force me. I believe I'm not ready to leave. Nobody's telling you to leave your joking. You're serious serious like I literally thought people forcing the and then you were throwing up all the way out yes Dagobert reverse immediately remember. Hey guys met here with some days for it. Kevin nealon twitter at Kevin Underscore Neil and he's also going to be doing some stand up comedy around the country. Goethe's website Kevin Nealon dot com to see if he's coming near you but I can tell you on September fourteenth. He's at the Grand Theatre Center for the arts in Tracy California and on September fifteenth. He's at the Rio Theater in Santa Cruz so so again go.

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"kevin nealon" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

01:42 min | 1 year ago

"kevin nealon" Discussed on Never Not Funny

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"kevin nealon" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

07:42 min | 1 year ago

"kevin nealon" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"One of them's little decimated because my kid got a hold of it when I was younger but you look yes take a look bad uh-huh yeah but I know that it's an exaggeration legal action on this. You'd think I could sue that my face. This isn't that although it's my face you got another picture of it. That's I mean you could find another picture but anyway be happy about that. You look like I most I get NELL CARTER WHO DO I. I used to get that guy from that. Guy Dylan Dylan Walsh Illinois Walsh is what I used to get a liar director and when I was a kid I Christopher make peace. That's the one I got as a child mostly people. I've never heard of yeah yeah. Oh Wow you really the Glenn Martin. DDS and Catherine O'Hara played my wife. Wow would you guys record together. Yeah we had like six booths. Seven booths set up in a row like that and it was It was pretty interesting. I've never done that before yeah well. She's wonderful. She's on that. Shit's creek. She's some stuff I guess before that to as yet jobs before the ones that are currently on interesting yeah well. I mean that's how it works. You lose when you get another one. She lost her kid wants. I don't know if you knew that we lost him left. Him really shouldn't lose but she she likes to behind it a house right right well. I think I heard something about with a bunch bunch of people I mean. They had a bunch of people what I heard right. There was a documentary about it. Oh Yeah I remember that happened twice. Kuralt who else would think Joe Patchy weirdly enough was in an documentaries. It's interesting. What's that you got a minute. I've been looking at open houses. the realtors always tried to impress you by telling you who lives down the street yeah and they always come up to you like this on. That's supposed to say this but you know you know Vanessa. Why can't even think of Van Away today right and then you look at another house guy you know I'm not supposed to tell you this but Joe Pesci. She lives in the room upstairs. It comes out and gets you buy the house yeah but JOE's already and I think that they should tell you. That's important to know you have a tenant yeah. That's not one this you keep under wraps. Is it yeah I tell you that Joe Patchy lives in the walls vowed that beater room with Joe Patchy you imagine he hasn't died right now. He's with us. The did you see that one the Hollywood movie how was it. You're nodding your head. Yes from old saybrook did they. Have they show that in old saybrook yeah wow it's a great movie. How many followers do you have Jimmy. Jimmy seven seven seven really enjoy it. We're GONNA play the the people in the next office. They're you're listening to rumble with them later. What was this office before. You couldn't tell you a million dollars question how `bout for two million dental office the skills right there he said DDS earlier so admittedly that was brain. Where did you say when we were outside. I said this reminds me of coming to my dentist. Wow that's weird. Also because you guys shot me up with Novocaine when I I'll tell you this very quickly and then we'll go to a break but based on Kevin pointing out that he does a voice over Jimmy Carter look alike. I met a guy and I apologize and this person. I can't remember his name but I met him at the comedy store over the weekend where I had all L. describes a very average set but luckily I was able to shake that off and having equally average said it flappers average Saturday night what a bummer man to whoever says some just puck and drive home and jot anyhow this guy came up and said hey it's nice to finally meet Jimmy Pardo. I boy sobers and I called it all the time. They're looking for Jimmy Pardo type. I go how `bout they called. Jimmy Pardo film guys available the hell's voiceover work. Maybe they hear you incessantly definitely talking about how you're terrible at reading. I I can learn it that true to me. What's your cold reader Kevin but I could be for the right amount of money. Your average act the average accu the same opening line most of the time I do not what was your opening line that night mm-hmm. I clumsily clumsily. I wanted to get into my topical trump material without the bit that usually goes prior to that because that's a link bit it so clumsily said that I just got back from Alabama and that I'm just relieved to not be in that kind of weather situation something like that. Thank you guarantee. One lab received over the weekend. You don't follow the news yeah so you know you can't rely on that. Well the last thing I need. Is You condescending me. About what does the next thing you need to. Many yes I met at this gentleman who again is name. I can't remember policies that is infuriating that means you need and I hate to say it publicly and I apologize to Bruce before I even said you need new representation if you're getting beaten voice over agent okay so it's not bruce. Don't know this isn't that Bruce at all. Okay so whoever your voice over Agen that needs to be replaced. That's correct that is correct because sounds like there's a demand out there. There's not being fairly this guy's getting them. Yeah terrible did he. Did you know that he sounded like you when he said they started more like no. He's you probably does voices. He was just a average white. Yeah quote to paraphrase born all right Kevin Neal and his ear. Steven Yates is awesome here. He's in from Connecticut Old Saybrook all Samra Ooh. We'll say saybrook right. That was my horse. I used to have all Sarah. Stay home in March around. What do you call it. What do you get when you do that with a horse. What's that called. When you mark around like it's lead to water to make a drinker. No I'm not doing not at this. Year is horse is very hydrated okay. I'M GONNA go with Steve. It was at a dressage. Yes thank you the fancy that's is the that's the rhythmic gymnastics of question. What are they doing prancing around all right Kevin Neal unserious tickets. I'm away. He's got a brand new web. Series resolve called hiking with Kevin Alec Baldwin on sure. He's got other people on there. That actually is the third season. This is a brand new season Brenner scene. Yeah you're starting the new season comedy episodes of the season well. The first two were thirty one each thirty one each It's crazy now. I might scale back this time to maybe thirty. Oh yeah that'd make sense right yeah. You're what happens is I run. I run out of people to hike with and season and what happens is in these in the summer around August people. You can't find people hike with because it's too hot and then you got a bank show so you get through the holidays around then you who so you really you know. I started taping these beginning of the summer. I ended season one season two and then I went right into banking show hikes for season three uh-huh and so I got to get maybe five more to get me through.

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"kevin nealon" Discussed on Never Not Funny

Never Not Funny

12:35 min | 1 year ago

"kevin nealon" Discussed on Never Not Funny

"Music although maybe but you know there are people who made their the name because of their talent like Howard Stern wasn't just oh just in the right place at the right time he I'm not saying I'm saying guys that these these rock. Dj Right yeah but to agree with your point. If it was I think they avoided the audition question because they they wanted to feel better more important but the reality is like let's say I was five years older or Mike Segal when he ended up. It's an audition process and could have been Mike Segal rail and hunter and then Mike Segal. It'd be like Oh yeah. He's one of the they weren't making decisions on what to play. It was not right just like let's get some younger looking people sort of different look you know kind of a hodgepodge of different types of looks so that we can cover all our bases so mention that go oh yeah you say about. The different looks in a question for him like they did. They talked about wanting thing to have a diverse group of people. What do you think yes and then if what I thought mattered I did. I wouldn't have asked the question and then then it was like what do you think and then you could tell like laid thought the theater and then it's like well. Obviously you know Martha was the perky would and then they tried to pick it up from and there but I like you didn't need down. The question is I guess scrammed and use my overused word of two thousand nineteen that kick rocks those seem to be the new favorites election throw around and we have brought that up a reason figured why I call Mark Levin apologized. I'm glad you did did I call one of them has passed away. Jj Jackson and JJ apparently his career prior to MTV he may deserved to be in there on his own that he did break as a DJ and mark may have to as a program director and deejay around the country but I think Martha and Allen and maybe even need a black but but I think Martha and Alan and I read that book you know huge book on MTV. I think they may have just been you know. One of actors auditioned thing for a Gig and got him and maybe they do not want to. Martha was very forthcoming quite frankly. she's good interview after that. I know we were talking about Hollywood boulevard. Remember why we ended about that's right. They want yeah but still why are we talking about Ricky Rochman. Oh that's why thank you thank you for connecting the dots on this. That's exactly why didn't just all of a sudden. The number to take down teaches us to be a good idea right now our guest by the way it's coming from a table read so they may not be right at right at time. on time we also went yesterday went down to the Melrose swap meet. It could be going to that lately not not since I lived down there Did you guys do that yesterday. Stephen to go to the melrose swap meet did not actually went to Griffith Park yesterday boy oh boy and they still talking about the balanced. They weren't looking. He's got he's got the the Military Stephen. No Sir please got the Disney the military sergeant everything's no sir and so forth right but then that moustache the haircuts very military and in that respect for like NASA could be better of calm. I got a better call yeah yeah I was. I was with mission control for a while but wait. Are you doing doing a bit okay well. You said that you were an engineer. I was I was a chemical engineer. Okay Yeah. He looks like he would either be a NASA engineer or a middle school shop teacher in the seventies really we know in between the seventies okay and he's got like he can look He looks like John Waters handsome picture the Mike handsome other. I'll take a little less pencil moustache just fuller. I look over when I in fact when I said the thing about the mustache I I I in my head had already given him a pencil moustache. Look over at him. That's a full stash it is that's a full stash. It's a management of that stash and he's not deliver anything by the way I saw one of the greatest things I've ever seen Ed Griffith observatory on Saturday and Jimmy. You won't appreciate this and I don't know if anyone in the room well but someone wade what's going on. Why wasn't somebody buzzing. Gary not get out of your Kevin Kevin's back in the hallway. Go back in the hallway please. This gentleman's going to walk you through what's happening. Let's go up up up up up Jesus with the door. The door might be jammed damned okay. We've tried to tell him to take all the time he needs. He owes forgets. He's the he thinks he's a Russia. I'm using my thirteen fourteen fifteen sixty. It's actually he's doing right and he's finally taken the hint twenty one twenty two twenty six twenty six seconds. That's okay. It's Kevin Neal just walked in right. He just had it impossible burger. They give them a hat for enjoying right over there. which our friend? Sarah Silverman tweeted out that she came to discover and apparently Burger King does the same thing think Carl's junior cooks impossible burger right there where they put the coke the regular birth no no thank you so they don't claim to be Vegan which would be the that'd be the issue there right but if you're serving in a the impossible burger it's kind of a you're implying that you're you're not going to be getting any meat on that Sandwich Sandwich. I I agree with you in concept. Although I assume are vegan friends are are don't assume that you can go the other way but I I it's hard. Oregon had a Vegan restaurant for lunch a whole restaurant sentence right out of the word delicious. Oh where'd you go hope H. O. P. H. Dot like you know giving named after. Let's hope this is delicious. I hope so you don't have to yell. We'll find him to be yelling. Kevin seems like he's yelling to me listen. I know you just came from somewhere around. Hey that that key around your worst might be that the guy was as long story I had thought but I forget what it is hang on. Kevin Matt was in the middle is statement when you open the door. I don't WanNa tell now that Kevin is is that true one person is not. GonNa enjoy all right. I'll say okay. It's really involved. Thank found sorry to interrupt the worst when somebody comes into the middle of your joke or whatever they don't even think you're talking but yeah the door here. I didn't see what was going on inside. How did you do was locked. It was open door was opened that happens to all the time. We shouldn't broadcast that maybe to the fans but book Burger security should stop though that's true security probably recognize Mr Neilan and said you're good to go well. We told Steve Ahead of time WHO's coming. I use the same name as the guest in Ah the weekend guy. I'm sorry I'm Bryan. Bryan Bryan to that guy. I am shocked at the extent of this production production value of your podcast. This is more than a podcast look. You've got cameras everywhere you. You're established. You've been here obviously for while the pictures on the wall or was it like this when you moved down no. That's why we chose this location. That's been right there you. You can't do because you know. The other podcasts have done on location. They had this your first time in studio. After all these years. It really is and it's I can't believe the what is it like seven hundred people in the audience here. Yeah that's May behind the glass assure Mike them because we want a nice clean environment with works but this is. I'm really impressed. Jimmy I thank you. I and I thought you did this all alone but no you have you have a group of people we get. Matt who you've got them right yeah and then some thriller people so Kevin Speaker that now you've done podcast with on I want to climb up and down it to know it's more than two. I'm GonNa stop worrying about you. Is what I'm saying. Thank you anymore. I'm doing fine. I appreciate any concern but the charity event that you do. This gentleman here donated a crazy amount of money shot not up to smiletrain. What are the rewards is that he gets to sit in and watch an episode. Oh money's Info Connecticut whereabouts in Connecticut. Steven Yates lived in old saybrook Connecticut the Shortland Bridgeport Connecticut old bridgeport. I'm not proud of it. It's like the Detroit of Connecticut not good accuracy. Everybody's lowdown. I'm sorry I'm going to have to ask you to share the microphone for one second. 'cause it sounds like he just said he was shot. In bridgeport. I know someone in brow okay if fell away with the microphone back and Bridgeport it's it was mafia town gangs. You know diversity there and a couple of the mayors were indicted on racketeering and the town almost went bankrupt several times that you've been out of there for a Lotta years. It wasn't my fault. Nobody's claiming you was not my book. It all started right when you left. Were holding it together. Yeah I think so apparently apparently Wayne Newton met Johnny Carson at a diner Greek nine on Main Street and Bridgeport near my neighborhood to talk about ownership of a Casino Zeno in Las Vegas and I mean that's just and maybe a identities mostly the casino but you know that that's not verified. It's alleged but it's a story that goes around that town because everybody wants to have some important. This otherwise is beaten down bureau so welcome from Old Saybrook Connecticut. That's where the river meets the shore. Kevin all sound. What's the name of the river uh-huh. We shouldn't be the Saybrook okay all right. Let's go back to certainly and tell them. You're an engineer anyway. I am just you've got guests here. Jimmy you get the whole thing. It's all going great and Matt's in the middle of story no no. He's going to say that you'RE GONNA pay. You'RE GONNA bail. Save it. You're going to bail on this barely barely even worth telling US tonight. Can I finish without even knowing what he said. I didn't hear I was. I was at the Griffith Observatory go and so it's crowded ended up there. You know it's it's a Saturday night and lots of people and everybody's fighting for that little telescope thing and the guy in in front of me didn't have a quarter so I said maybe I could help you out. gave a quarter guy took. My quarter swung the telescope into my head an runoff wow you you you helped him and that was the thanks you got well. You'd have to refer already a better story for them. What how's it going to tell you Do you think we're GONNA get to bond with that. Key is runs the worst out boy one answer. It's not a it's not a car. It's definitely looks like a house or I say pupae mailbox. Addressing Ronchi can be addressing. Kill Good Burma coming from your coming from set from work yeah where my offices. We have an office over there as well yeah so it's my dressing room slash office key name of the TV show is man with a plan. CBS Matt Leblanc Myself. Now Mail the block you remember him from that. Show show episodes and I'm told he did something prior. Another show Joey okay with that girl from the Sopranos. They probably gave her own. Sitcom and he was like a side character. Yeah forgot. She was on that very much. WHO's that TRAE A do. I enjoy her. Has she worked since then. I don't know since Joey Kentucky. She was good shows to me. As I look at you you remind me so much of of an animated character. I did cut Glenn Martin. DDS Google that immediately you got to see what he looks like. Okay and you did the voice the voice and it was on tbs or comedy central but now I'm looking at you because they still have the character. It's a claymation thing at home and it's what do you call it. Stop Action and and I I have two of them..

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"kevin nealon" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

Comedy Bang Bang

12:02 min | 1 year ago

"kevin nealon" Discussed on Comedy Bang Bang

"You can some the level of guests you have. I can see why I have not I've been asked I see why you have watched it. It's I mean it's like you've never heard of this. Show never even heard of it but you know I'm not out there. I'm not out there with my finger on the pulse necessarily shows ubiquitous. There's no way you could not have heard of it. Yeah the marketing campaign for this God. It's I mean you're on comedy. Bang the big look this is kind of press that you're doing. I've done everything I've done. Drama Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang shows sure of course and there's is no reason why <hes> you know I must be living under a rock or something well. Obviously you're living under something. That's probably a bridge yeah with a lot of other people right yeah Tint Yeah Anthony Keita's over here yeah <hes> <hes> you had something you wanted to say about show done over like seventy hike so far. You're so that seventy a-list people incredible you ever going to slip down the list. Eventually I will ask you get there. I'll I'm not on the be list. I'm on the <hes> athletes <hes> somewhere around there Matt Leblanc. Did it wow I'm trying to get all the friends on. They're all really who have you got Lisa Kudrow. You got cooed row. You Got Leblanc blank in any of the other four night yet but I'm working you gotta get there. What about Gunther gone through? I hope I can get him. You know he doesn't work at central Woah perk anymore. He does he quit. He got fired. He got fired for what sexual harassment no just sh- just sexual it just not harassment just like he's being very sexual in a great way but they're like we didn't come here for that. We came here for coffee no I there's just you would be surprised. Is The people have youtube stars on there. You're at I was surprised I have politicians Robert. Kennedy junior was on there but singers zingers Brad Paisley Brad Paisley Elvis Presley Elvis Presley was on the show Sinatra incredible. I had <hes> Oh the Wright brothers the inventors of the aeroplane no no brothers are brothers. Yeah go by the SKLAR clar brothers now. Oh I didn't know their original name was the Wright brothers it was it was not Jewish enough. They had to make sure that ever renew what they were seeing also messed up with their names factly but like I say it's just me. It's not a crew really no cameras involved. The cameras involved <hes>. It's just me there's atmosphere people and they're also you're casting all the background artists editor hiking their animal's o Sea Snakes Mountain Lions see you have an animal wrangler as part of the crew will call them ramblers. Oh I should call them handlers. It's great great so animal handlers. If anyone crosses into frame is that an extra is at a background artist or like any other hikers out there there are no other hookers. There's no other how you make clear really so. There's like a police line around the park. No no no we burn it out really burn it out so we make sure nobody including animals are in there. He's raised it to the ground control fire but so mostly to the ground yeah okay and it makes it a little difficult to find on the trail of your own trails just scorched earth everywhere. We give it about twenty minutes. Okay so it's Kinda cooled off a little bit okay great so you're getting in their twenty demands after the fire fire trucks are still around is that there's no fire trucks fire trucks we don't we don't burn it with the there's no smoke. Oh is the only the expression where there's there's smoke. There's fire in this case. There's just fire there's fire. There's hiking conversation. That's a great tagline for the show by the way where there's fire. There's hiking. That's that's right. People would know what you're talking about. Just naturally thinks just instinctively yes. Oh I think I I really I'm jealous of you you because I haven't seen any of them and I'm just like I'm like one of these newborn. Puppies who's being thrown into a pool right now pool of Kevin nealon episodes episodes of this show and the umbilical cord and I'm like maybe I don't like it. Maybe I don't like maybe away but then I just cut it myself because I'm like I love this show. That reminds me when I was hiking. Oh Lisa Kudrow tro she <hes> she revealed to me that she has never seen an episode of friends really. She never watched any of them. She lived them yeah. Why watching? She's Phoebe you. You don't get these podcasts Tia no. Are you kidding other than episode to Yeah. I love that episode. How much sleep do you need right? Yeah about seventeen eighteen hours yeah yeah speaking of which we have our other guests here Joe Cup so is here K. U. S. O. K. you up talking to that thing over over here. Sure you don't have to be so far away from okay all right we all. We need to get to our next guests if that's okay. She's yeah I'm very excited. I've never spoken to one of these before. She's a Jogi. Please welcome to the show Gussie. Oh my gosh thank you so much more need Karen on Gel scholars think he's growing <music> scarlet. These guards is just pure. It's like one syllable TV. Here's what you say you guys into again to be on on a podcast again. You've been on a podcast before I was one so I I work at a yogurt shop and some of the guys I work with. They have a podcast so I was on that. Oh You manage a yogurt shop in your as your main job and then you're a yoga in your spare time well. I thought that Yogi came yogurt. Yeah exactly so that's a comment I like Oh. I thought you meant you date Yoga. That's a good impression by the way remember when we were doing Al Pacino Yeah Yeah. That's almost like that so so it's comes from being in the yogurt shop not from doing yoga like you guys aw you might think that maybe I didn't know what Yogi man. Maybe I should look it up well. Typically Yogi is a <hes> like a yoga like a more of for a spiritual counts. I didn't even know if it had to do with Yoga itself as much as a spiritual I guess it is it's a practitioner of Yoga including a send Niacin Niacin or practitioner meditation Indian religions so I know some of the listeners are probably like Oh. We really wanted to hear something like that. You don't have to put on a voice voice when you're talking about our listeners. We'd like to be respectful of them. They probably are very intelligence and maybe do an intelligent voice so they're like well. We really wanted to listen to you. Know Smarter Smarter like like put on put on heirs. We really wanted to listen in British though that serve others people are smart smarter than so. They're like well. We re here like spiritual stuff. Well guess what that's not what you're going to hear. You're GonNa Hear About Yogurt today. Oh I like yogurt. It's healthier than ice cream. I've always said that about yogurt. How is it healthier when it has bacteria that's true for this is also so again? Our Shop is just yogurt is not frozen or anything just a heads up. It's just tons of yogurt like hot yogurt. How does that stay hot yoga yeah but hot yogurts different thing warm yoga and go? It's warm. It's not hot hot. Oh I see got thick room temp aroo warmer than room. How do you get warmer than chameleon? Maybe you mean normal rooms because your room is actually hotter than normal rooms. Well a little bit yeah. I sure the heat is up. The heat is in next slide and eating yogurt. What does the Appeal of Warm Yogurt so thinks? He's a retired astronaut question <hes>. It's a it's just better. They're that way down easier yet on for also for the bacteria the bacteria is grows in that's good for when you digest but if you if view heat the bacteria out of yogurt. Is it even yogurt anymore. It seems like then it's just I don't even know what yogurt is. It looks like soup so it's like creamy. It's just sugary soup sugar no sugar do you pour it into the cone or do you only have it in a cup. No cones just pulse to Jeff Bread bowls or do you have just normal normal. <hes> plastic bowls a lot of different kinds of breads really just right. They stop you stop. You said you had a lot and then you said Ri- and you and you had an upward inflexion. That made me think Oh. She's starting with a list and then you you just stopped right at right yeah so we got rivals and then you put here you serve it yourself. Okay say style yeah but you'd better tinplate like we served to you. Do you do all the work in the back. Yeah we work really hard. When you say you serve it yourself is the stuff out where customers can get a two hundred? Do they have to go into the back of the store as well. Yeah we keep it in the back by the bathrooms okay or or or lids lids at all so people don't mistake the bathrooms for the yogurt. It's just an open door Fay athere. It's also there in a lot of people well. He's in the bathroom so it's good to have a lot of people use it the better you don't have like a customer only bathroom now. I know the school thought that everybody if you need to go to the bathroom you should have have a place to go to school yeah of course how long time Oh okay yeah never took a day. Did you have perfect attendance in one hundred percent Joseph's school. What's the most popular flavor that you have there? We had thick thick thick era and thin thick thick her and I it seems to me like you would have thin regular thick. They have thick thicker and then okay. Am I allowed in there. He's yeah yeah when for absolutely we are welcoming to all animals every time you're a health code violation. Although it sounds like you have several health code violations going on there so I I'm one of those kinds of bosses. I'm like everybody's like Oh. The boss is so mean. Oh we don't want to do anything because because the boss will yell at US I not kind of boss. You're nice boss boss unlike the boys want to hang. Linda bullies hang these boys. Why are the hanging there my employees Oh all sixteen to eighteen year old boys and I'm like you guys want to go? If you guys need to go they're like I need to go smoke a cigarette unlike go. How many employees do you? You're not a one man operation like Joe over here. There's four boys and then there's me four boys and why are they all sixteen to eighteen. Is that a requirement or those are the taste of people that want to work with yogurt. I've found that a yoga right there in the back I share yet culture. Culture isn't it to culture because the culture so you basically do this or cultural thing where like just people make it in the back yeah so you pour two gallons of milk and then he he stirred up let it's it becomes yogurt don't touch so no one's allowed to touch it. Are there signs to that effect or Oh for sure because we don't go in the bathroom. We don't need you touch unless you're serving okay. Has Anyone gone to the bathroom and served at the same time Dave third and then got in there but they're not that close where they could be sitting there on the toilet while they're serving the he.

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"kevin nealon" Discussed on For the Love with Jen Hatmaker Podcast

For the Love with Jen Hatmaker Podcast

01:31 min | 2 years ago

"kevin nealon" Discussed on For the Love with Jen Hatmaker Podcast

"Weird quite again i'm in his mind on like what if freak elden and i said well bay i didn't say by said well let me think about what i would do as maybe put a jacket around at a blazer a nice tom pat rat my arnn around it and just go off with it kinda like a scarecrow it looks like a scarecrow and that was like a cplus answer wasn't fantastic on your feet click on your feet listened to his answer though this is this is why is my husband listen and this is why all meps femur no to uh i i said that um i would come to work every day with roller skates on you you know know and and after about a month of wearing roller skates to work i would take one of the skates off and run that long rod my pant lay the and then it out with women you know that's the velvet you had to do you're going to marry kevin nealon warn us we're going to do but mary that present i i gotta just take him off the market because that mind needs to sleep on my pillow that's a big thing it's a speaking of tell everybody about your subsequent wedding and that so how how did you date before you got married long above three and a half years yeah that's what i thought so you you're dating for three and a half years then you get married tell us about the infamous matt damon incident this is all lake important contents unwanted.

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"kevin nealon" Discussed on KGO 810

KGO 810

01:30 min | 3 years ago

"kevin nealon" Discussed on KGO 810

"Bon islands kgon radio a put it on the website talk kevin nealon and i though this before centered bench said a for producer adventure said that he likes a sketch and i'm and i'm just doing the interview with him and he would talk in back and forth couple of guys right chatted up and he lease does he wants a word he does this incredible caricature hope it's a caricature of it's a sketch of your head of it was big enough now it's really very ivy the amazing this guy's got talent so we'll put it on the website what the i'll post on on facebook as well and put a link to you and and and what have you but it it what's cool is that he he didn't even get off topic it was as if he wasn't even concentrating and then he gets up in the lease and then we look over there and there's a picture of you drew at he's talking about how see liked the show little and unfortunately we didn't get a chance to thank him i hope he's leslie doughty is because promo but if he were hate kevin thanks ally will thank heaven take i take them on twitter a good there you go let's talk a little bit about 25 minutes will be joined by guy dietrich with our our political analyst but as long as we're talking politics let me take something seriously fermented talk about it i we're all joking about scaramucci and here's the guy who's now the new director of communications the guy who really is going to put things together for the white house ed henry five national fox news.

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