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The Rich Eisen Show
"kevin nealon" Discussed on The Rich Eisen Show
"You know what? Maybe you guys can help me with the name of it. All right? 'cause I have 5 names that I'm trying to pick from. But hurts. No. The butt hurt is gonna be you after Ohio State wax is Michigan. But you are gonna be butt hurt, rich, sports don't affect me the way that it affects you, okay? So we're gonna talk about butt hurt let that happen. Am I wrong? Am I wrong? This guy. We're having fun, then he's bringing real life. Well, because sometimes real, realism needs to be addressed. That doesn't have anything to do with what we're talking about. How play that right? Say your butt hurt without really, say you're not butthurt by actually acting like you've been buttered for like 5 straight minutes. It's okay. Okay. I honestly don't care. I don't know why we're wasting time on this. I don't think we're wasting time. I think this is an absolutely perfect use of rich eyes and show property. How should I carry Joe is pretty upset, right? Palo Ben Carroll looked amazing last night. We all agree with that. He did something with LeBron was the last one to come out of that best debut. His debut was better than LeBron, stat line was, but yeah, nobody's done it since. Which is what's he had 27, 9 and 5 last night. Pretty good. How about that? It's palaban Caro. How does this come out of your team? How did you just get up better than LeBron? He had a better debut than LeBron. I know, it's just funny that that's like people on Twitter was like, exactly. How about Zion? Every number one draft pick on earth that's ever happened. It's like we're taking on going into Brooklyn, guys. How about that? I was very shocked that the pelicans wax the nets like that. Where are you now? Kind of. Oh man, you got silly, you aren't? You got so many guys you could play. He got Luca. You're gonna name your team off after Luca. I couldn't name my team. Are you feeling Luca punk? I could do that. Okay. You know, I could go green and go Barrett. Oh, that's good. That's really good. Squid squid dame instead of squid.
The Rich Eisen Show
"kevin nealon" Discussed on The Rich Eisen Show
"Lord. The only one was 5000. I lost $5000. Come on. I got to work on this impression. That is amazing. I remember him when he hosted the espys. That's where when he hosts the espys, and that was off the charts. I mean, his famous joke about the Heisman Trophy. What was it? The joke was about the Heisman Trophy that Charles Woodson. Charles Woodson, right? He's like, Charles Woodson is here. Never take away from you. You know, unless you kill your wife in a waiter. That's right. He won the Heisman Trophy. They can never take it away from you unless you kill your wife in a waiter. And the whole room was just like, oh my gosh. And he's just like, was that the one two where Will Ferrell did Harry carry and made fun of Elway's teeth? And it was, oh boy. It's off the charts. Yeah, that must have been a great night. People would say how brave and courageous norms comedy was. But I just call it poor judgment. I love it said they got banned, they got banned from a biloxi casino once. And I thought because norm like was counting cards or something, he said, no, because he totally torched the room of all the whales, like he made fun of them in a way that he didn't read the room and he absolutely did that poor judgment thing and that's why they got banned from a biloxi. So even that is memorial ten people walked out. Yeah, but you know, I got to give him a little slack because the last 9 years of his life he had cancer that he wasn't telling anybody and he's taken a lot of different prescription medicine and that kind of make you a little loopy. Sure, yeah. But not that much more. But I remember I do remember him jumping out of like a stage door at Radio City Music Hall when we were all getting ready for the night and he was asking about a score of a game. Yeah, I thought like I would be like his own personal sports phone like you. Do you ever follow him on Twitter, his golf? Of course. Commentary. Oh, my God. It was so great. Hilarious. Yeah, I mean, he did it just like an announcer. It was just great. Tiger dancing on the green with he was just the all time best then. No question about it. I exaggerate my brushes with fame. Portraits and stories, Kevin nealon right here. Yeah, you can get that at any bookstore. You go to my website, Kevin nealon dot com. In October 25th, you can pre order. And then go visit Kevin nealon dot com for upcoming shows and I saw you do stand up at the Bob Saget affair that occurred in his memory. Hot comedy cool cuisine. And you were telling some terrific stories that makes it seem like you're coming from my best dad ever title. Right here. What was that story you were telling about what happened? I tell the audience I said, I bet I'd be a really good dad. If I was home more with my kid. Right. But I'm at that point now where my son recognizes that I'm an older father. Compared to his friends, fathers. And it's not sitting well with him. And I came into his bedroom about a week ago. I could tell he had been crying. So I had to roll puffy. Here's saint cheeks. I said, what's the matter, buddy? Because I don't know his name. I've never home. What is his name? He said, I just been thinking, I'm ten now, when you're 63, when I'm 20, you're going to be 73. One 30 are going to be 83. You're not going to be around for a lot of my life, are you? I said, body, body, body. So I'm going to be around for a long time. I'll be your own. When you graduate, I'll be around when you get married, when you have kids, I'll be around for all that stuff, don't you worry about that, but you got to make that happen in the next four years. Otherwise, yeah, you're right. I probably won't be around. Wow. Buttery, everybody. Buddy, buddy, buddy. Best dad ever. Best dad when he's home. Best day. Every time I figure that when you walk out the door, I think of Harry Chapin. I think of cats in the cradle. Not feeling great, you know? Yeah. But I used to think about that a lot too. And then I was reminded how much money I'd be making on this game. And then I would think the money's in the cradle now. Oh my gosh. How many Sandler movies have you done? I've done about 13, 13 rooms. It's been a while though. I mean, he's kind of smartened up and used other people. He's smart enough. Come on now. You know, it seems like all the roles are kind of a little bit embarrassing. Like I did little Nicki where I played the hell. And I had two brush on my head. And they look so real. I mean, the makeup department did an amazing job and water balloons in each one and they just blended it in when my scalp and they felt like they were real breasts that would imagine. And. Everybody wanted to feel my breasts on my head and sometimes I'd be talking to somebody and this happened more often than not I have to excuse me my eyes are down here down here. And at the end of the day, when they took them off, I was like I was invisible. Nobody cared about me all of a sudden. It's amazing. I mean, I get it now. I get it. Right. So that was just one of the 13 roles. It was one of the 13 roles. Then I played, you know, happy Gilmore, I played the guru on the green harness the good, blocked the bat. Send the ball home happy, the bags are packed, circular, but the quarter end goes around and
The Rich Eisen Show
"kevin nealon" Discussed on The Rich Eisen Show
"Off pattern with little loops. And I said, Eli, you got to fix this. So he fixed it. He fixes it for me, but the good thing is I got ten new followers from Beijing. That Kevin underscore kneeling on Twitter, by the way. Don't forget the underscore. That's on Twitter. And my Instagram is Kevin nealon. Just plain old. Just at Kevin nealon. No, necessary on Instagram. No, I got it before somebody could take it. I think I did yeah. But that's a great caricature of the mannings right there. Thank you very much. Thank you. I mean, the forehead for somebody like Peyton. That's the easy one, right? That's the thing. I mean, that's it. Some things just jump out with people. That's one of them right there. Another drawing that I want to throw up there. This is incredible as well. You just mentioned him Norm Macdonald is a, that's a great one right there. Yeah, norm was quite a guy. He was so unique. He was so peculiar, too. Norm was very needy in a way. And I'm not speaking out of I mean, everybody knew that he was needy. He always needed a handler. Yes. Because he just, I don't know if he didn't know how to do things or he just didn't feel like doing it. Going tour with him. He couldn't find his passport. He couldn't find his shoes. He couldn't find this. Are you serious? He didn't drive. He didn't have no driver's license. You had to point him in the right direction where to go. And this is what I was doing drugs or anything. And he loved to gamble. And again, I'm not speaking out of school on that one either. He loved the gamble. And I learned not to loan nor money, because he wouldn't pay it back. And we were in Vegas once, and he has to borrow $500. So I gave him a $500, think he'd pay it back. He went off to gamble. He came back the next morning at some for breakfast. I said, no, you get the 500 bucks. I do last night. He goes, oh, you'll get it, you'll get it the next day. Don't forget the $500. You got it. And then 30, I go, you got the $500, you keep putting me off, but I mean, you know, disrespectful not paying me back. He goes, what do you complaining about? You only lost $500. I lost $5000. Little lord. The only one was 5000. I lost $5000. Come on. I got to work on this impression.
The Rich Eisen Show
"kevin nealon" Discussed on The Rich Eisen Show
"Two of tongo vila since that awful night on Thursday night, getting carted off. I don't remember that. Serious business, and as you know, concussions apparently become easier. Live from the rich eisen show studio in Los Angeles. My heart's gonna be in my throat on Sunday Night watching this. That's for damn sure. Earlier on the show. NFL pro bowler and MLB all star Bo Jackson. MLB network analyst, a lighter. Still to come. Actor and comedian, Kevin nealon. And now. It's rich Isaac. Our number three of the rich eisen show is on the air right here on the Roku channel channel two ten where live on every single Roku device as we speak all at Samsung smart TVs and Amazon fire TV, the Roku app you can watch us on any mobile device at any time you want thanks to channel two ten we re air as soon as we're done. If you missed anything from our number one when we got Bo Jackson phoning into this program or outlier an hour number two, talk about the baseball playoffs where re airing as soon as this ends on channel two ten, we have our podcast. We're all podcasts can be acquired through the cumulus podcast network. We're on Sirius. We're on XM. We're on the Odyssey app, and we are thrilled to have right here. We're everywhere. We're three and a half right here in studio, the man whose new book is out we're all books can be acquired. I exaggerate my brushes with fame, some fantastic drawings and caricatures as well as stories from Kevin nealon here in studio. Good to see you, sir. Yeah, you too, Richard. I'm really pleased to be in the third hour of the show, 'cause that's always been my favorite hour. Yeah. You're a third hour guy, huh? Yeah, I was waiting in the back for like three hours. Was it comfortable back there? It was great. In fact, I brought some of the snacks you had in the basket out here. Very good. I'm glad I got a call. I got a coffee here too. You got a coffee and a rich eyes and show mug. It's a left handed mug though. You see that you notice that? Let me see. Oh yeah, it is. It's a left handed, it's careful. Careful. There we go. Look at that. Good to see you, sir. Good to see you. We here on our show whenever somebody gives somebody a compliment in higher register. It's like it's kind of a backhanded compliment, like I didn't know about that about you. So if you don't mind, I'll go. I didn't know you could draw like this, Kevin. Oh, that's such a backhanded accomplice. Thank you. Drawings in here, the caricatures in here are remarkable. Thank you. It's funny. A lot of people are surprised that I have talent. But
The Times: Daily news from the L.A. Times
"kevin nealon" Discussed on The Times: Daily news from the L.A. Times
"Every year audible visits the state capital in sacramento with the latest class of the chicano latino youth leadership project. It's a group you belong to when he first heard about one eighty-seven out of those now president of the nonprofit when i went to the conference tonight before i sat and the the assembly floor and i remember seeing two maybe three spanish earnings but now i went back and i counted thirty six names. So you talk about impact. You talk about a change. I mean. I'm looking at this board of of legislators there it is it's right there. Laura molina has a similar take one eighty seven. We became voters which started changing things. People like my mother stood there and filled out her application for citizenship and she became a citizen so it changed people's minds immediately and everybody woke up and said it past what happened. It shouldn't bad. One eighty-seven changed kevin nealon to. He's one of the activists organized a big l. a. march october nineteen ninety-four. The thought that politicians could actually tear at the fabric of who we are as a great country. Got me to thinking along with my colleagues. Maybe one of us should run for office. In two thousand fourteen. Kevin becomes the first latino california senate president in one hundred thirty years. My political awakening was properties seven. There's no question about it. The prevailing narrative is that wilson's embrace of one eighty-seven doomed the republican party in california forever after wilson and his defenders reject out of course. But just ask the latinos who lived through one eighty-seven and are still around. Ask people like me better yet. Ask california's latino legislative caucus to coincide with the twenty fifth anniversary of prop one eighty seven. They're releasing short film. Titled thank you pete wilson. Thank you governor wilson..
The Kirk Minihane Show
"kevin nealon" Discussed on The Kirk Minihane Show
"Kirk simplisafe dot com slash k. Her okay so there you go. What else going on with. I didn't know if we're going to replay our secret guests. That's not so secret anymore. Today we could play today or wednesday. I the end of either show. It's on with me either way. It was gilbert. Godfrey was great. I thought i had a great time. I thought you almost cut it off. I felt that you could have done another. I during this time. I don't wanna give the guy you know. That guy. he seems. Join it though. Yeah it was kind of a week. Move by you. Why i think that was. You had gilbert godfrey talk for a long time in our super funny. Why wouldn't you just keep going with your kirkman. Because he has things to do. He's a human being is that i don't think he's dying correct. We asked him. he's the guest. We didn't give a good job you. We had no idea how long was supposed to be you. Ask that. Because i want him to go for an hour. If i say how long you want to be he's gonna make twenty minutes and for dick battle about well to be fair to dave. I don't think it would be gilbert. Saying i have twenty minutes publicist and then you go but then they when you say that then go for about forty minutes or thirty five minutes. Yeah i didn't want to a twenty minutes. Did get the vibe. During that interview that he was ready to cut it off. I thought we were kind of coming to the end. I think we've asked like i didn't think it was much less. Ask and the only reason. I thought you ended. It was because like the stern stuff he didn't have like they have a lot of saying give. Fuck where he was great. We had fun. Well i mean there wasn't like an hour. I didn't think it was an hour. There necessarily know he's having fun. It was cool. Just here. Think dave incas year fucking idiot. You'll have to do this. Is he had a good time. Yup and then while he's having a good time you end it so the next time you talk to him he might say. Oh yeah the good time with those guys. I'll do it again versus. Oh jesus those guys had me on for ninety minutes before asked about aladdin. it's a savvy. Play a savvy point. So which one is it dave. I like i like your route. Okay thank you didn't like your route. But he was. It was fun. I i was just at the beginning. He's like hello. And you get the real gilbert second yard of yeah and then and then he was great. I sent them up. They gave him this whole thing. We'll we'll play. There are a couple of days. It's get much of a difference as just lays just waking up for his documents but it was fun. Yeah it was good job. Dave who else whether it guests you have lines up in mind like what's what's roundtable. I reached out to colin quinn. He's a good. I don't like them. I reached out to some well. No i didn't reach out. I'm around people by you now seem to those texts last night. You showed them well. I responded quickly to said no with who julie. What's with your story anymore. Yeah well she get Each up to colin quinn told me that okay Nope nope. I reached out to a guy that works at a kind of went on the comedian circuit over the weekend. Get sense yeah. Like crista steffano and so. I don't think you'll like you know. I know but i just i kind of just doing a volume play in that. If kirk says yes say volume play of one person. I'm just trying to think off the email. I just say you've reached a coupla guys. Would you even want someone like tim. Dillon or something reached out to not. Even someone like that. Who i think would be like a good guest the best you like. I've hurt like we're gonna talk about like we could talk about like what's he gonna really add right and would you like a fan but yeah i'm a massive fan of his. No i want to have on like Let me see who can they who can get on next. Kevin nealon was somebody reached out to him. I like kevin on kevin nealon. I like him Who else might like to have martin. Sheen martin sheen. Yeah well yeah. I come in wall street on martin sheen kevin nealon A couple of rain people safety of can book to two guests todd bridges. We try to would book todd bridges. That'd be a big fucking thursdays with todd. Todd takes yeah. Bridges would be good to dream yesterday. I got brandy right. That didn't end so well for us. It was your fault the actions. That was bizarre. What you unlike the delivery route summer when we were trying to do the instagram thing right. How's that going instagram's grow pizza's good engagement on instagram. Who was the other. Dream gust gilbert. That's well yes. You guys were talking about two years ago. So that's a shot at steve. Right there no even just say timing thing. I don't think people live that one. Mean he was never in the area gilbert. Gilbert's here this week to discuss timeline. Yeah july eighteenth seven thirty pm providence. Y'all mike i'm not a Sunday night so it'd be here the next day. It is funny in his bio here. It says a mentioned the cosby show is one of the dammit. I forgot to ask bill cosby but she has stories. Hey would at least have a true so we can do that either to that whatever. We'll see how we're doing. What else is going on. I wanna play. Do we have that. Is that greg thing as good as the guy center. No i got. I don't know. I want to see what your take is to it. Because he the guy had wrong numbers. He said they donate two thousand dollars. Greg held showed up with a five thousand dollar check. It's worth playing. It doesn't bail them out. It's weird to do like. Hey guess what. Look what. I'm giving you because it now. It's not gonna build these restaurants of ruin right. It's almost like having a video where you you know. If you're on like barstool you have somebody on from a restaurant telling me in the save their lives and video the whole thing. Is that what you're saying. I suppose it's like i don't know what you're referring to. Of course there literally saving those companies. But i would think it's a little more hesitant to rip greg on this show. Yeah.
Good For You
"kevin nealon" Discussed on Good For You
"Reinvigorated. After i i just feel like i was talking about this this morning. Where i went on this podcast. And i was god. I hope they like me. And i hope that wasn't too far. Like i found myself apologising on this podcast when like no. It's my job to come on here. It's not my job to be like. It's to be interesting to go into a dangerous space. Play devil's advocate and make sure this conversation is interesting. And then probably be polarizing but you want people going home and talking about you right when those ten comics on the lineup. You want to be the one that talked about home. Like quoting your stuff and remembering your name and ask you when you'd be back again but it's also our. It's our job to say things we don't always believe just because we're exploring an area that you've never thought about before you know. Look we're going to go into this dangerous place and then come back. You know yeah go scuba diving at night and it's going to be a number then you're gonna be safe again. I mean. I think that's one of the things about bill. Burs appeal is that he takes you down this road rethinking. This is not going to say that he's been canceled. He's gonna rollercoaster but anyway he gets away with and people love them. Because there's the second you start apologizing. Ooh that's when it's over if you're just like i'm fucking doing this. This is what i do. This is what i've always done. This is the contract we signed with you guys as comedians. We didn't sign a contract that you were gonna come in here and we were going to sail the shit. You heard it worked today. It's working to say all the shit you're not allowed to say a word that's the whole point of coming here you know. And he doesn't fucking flinch as soon as you flinch. They have the power. And you're going to be in control pilot but watching you do that. I was just so. I hope i hope everyone gets to see it one day because it was just sort of like how long you've you're you've done this for over forty years. It was just watching. You do data such a fucking pro like it was just i. Nevertheless times like people have been done for a long time in the restaurant. Our laurels and they come in and they're like whatever will also. I'm a people pleaser not people pleaser but i should be one. I don't like to make waves. But i do like to something that's memorable and you would make waves kevin nealon walked in and then just did a bunch of safe comedy. Where like all right. That's it like to me. I'd go with joe. Kevin nealon just blew my mind. Yeah i'm. I'm trying to decide whether or not to do that day..
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"kevin nealon" Discussed on Good For You
"I'm one of the feelings. Few comedians loves comedy and loves comics. Time to talk about student loans. This student loan situation now that i'm getting older. I'm in my thirties. My friends talking about student loans in their twenties. That's normal. everyone's supposed have money problems in one. I am with somebody who's thirty eight years old and still has crippling student loan debt. A person that works.
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"kevin nealon" Discussed on Good For You
"So this is a faster way to do whatever you're doing that i'm calling ronan farrow as i talk this through the woody allen i listen to the book i i listened to woody allen's apropos of nothing whatever it's called. I listened to his book and the first thing that came to my mind was this guy has had a stroke or something. No sounded really old. Because i always were predators. Do they start like trying to see it soon as allegations come in there like i'm so feeble i even played it for my doctor. Sounds like he's had a stroke and my doctor says sounds like he's had some neurological falem telling everybody. Would he had a stroke. Would he had a stroke spreading that around. And then i find out that i'm playing the audio book at to speed slower should be you realize back and tell everybody what he's okay. I mean he's stoic. Incendiary rumor that was going around forty. Alan i have really hot takes. That have nothing to do with all these out like. I don't think hall is a progressive female character. This is my hot take. People think she's like super back then because she was in a blazer. It's because she's wearing a blazer. She's she's still dressed. Wouldn't totally but the character was like flaky and insecure lost and like character and by the way confuse. But i'm just saying everyone was like he's such a feminist anti like. She was a very like week person. That was dating was dating a malignant narcissist and. She was wildly out of his league. She was an insecure like airhead. That was like minimizing herself for this guy. That didn't deserve her. I don't like. I never thought that was like the movie. The progressive movie ever thought it was i was like. She's wearing khakis and unflattering close. That doesn't make this. I'm just saying. I'd like to come for him for a couple of while. We're on the topic. I'd like to attack the work as well. I just feel like there's another documentary about how he molested my time. I just i. Just don't i don't i don't like when men hide behind being like weaken like impotent and like i'm a nerd and i'm sure it and like increase can be short and insecure too but that is the root of a lot of stand up isn't it like self deprecating. You know i'm a nerd. Yep it's too much you're rich. You're a millionaire you movies..
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"kevin nealon" Discussed on Good For You
"With what would you say your love. Attachment style is preoccupied. Fearful avoid and do morning pages. No i should really should. How many do you do my wife. Does i try to for you for a couple of days. So angry done nothing today. I i just read the doctor. John sarno book because i've been having neck issues And it's mind over body mind body mind body kind of stuff and he says it's all repressed rage as where it's come from so i thought well let me sit down and do write about my repressed rage and i really have no race so i have to make stuff up of sewing. Ups man he knew that package was on the front. He knew i was home. He didn't you know so. I mean i did something called the grinberg method where this woman were hell. She's israeli. it's this where she lays you on a bed. You're just in your underwear. She starts fingering visualizing if she doesn't and well first of all when you meet her. I remember the people at home can't see sometimes that listening so you have to act things So you go you first of all. When i met the first time i met her. Her energy is so calm and makes me realize how manic everyone else's all the time and i tend to feed off people's energy and i get i go off. Line sometimes see these manic. But she's got this magical energy and she you go in. And i remember the first time you never hell probably. Emily did you. Do you ever help me with her. No was this a planter feet in your plant like you had to plant in the soil or is this the ancestral trauma. You've been through a lot of healers with me. i feel here. We were still not healed. You were one of these people that you're into spiritualists. No i just. I i was just not. I love crystals but not be. I think they're pretty. I don't think they're going to heal your childhood unless you use it to kill your molester or somebody lets you bop your molester. Over the head of rose quartz. No but puck branding again she tried to make barge again. Jesus so you go to this woman and it was actually really helpful. Because i was late like two minutes late and i there was late for every never elaine. I couldn't get a code or something and she opens the door. And i was like. I'm so sorry. I'm just i'm laid and but it i was like. Why are you apologizing. And she said it super calm not at all the way i said it i probably could never do the impression of it and i just started balling crying like her presence was just so intense and she just held a mirror up to how ridiculous. It is to apologize to someone. You're paying when you're two minutes late and didn't have the why would i have known and We go in lay down and she finds the place that you hold your basically muscle memory pain. 'cause our muscles basically titan to protect us when we're and fear and it's usually in our shoulders for women right and she'll like poke into your shoulder in it you'll just saab for two hours..
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"kevin nealon" Discussed on Good For You
"And when i say friends team. I mean some actress from csi and you know. They took some samples but he didn't take that much took a few of my wife's designer purses it went right to the bedroom. He was in and out pretty quick. Didn't go too much of the house into the master into the walking got some of the purses wanted to my side the smaller closet and he got some just a few of my watches. Have a rolex watch but it was. My father's that i gave my father arrived in the back and a watch that lorne michaels gave me when i left. Snl you know after nine years old and the the most important took was An earned that gary shellings ashes in it were only neck. So i said to the congress how do you like. Do you call the pawnshops to try to find on craigslist ebay. Yup and And there's another one too. I forget the name of it. It's like something like come off or something actually us and but say do you have garry. Shandling down there. Gary shanley's ashes and the weird thing about those ashes was he gave them to me before he died. And that crazy. I remember At your birthday party member yes. That's you had a big birthday party garry. Shandling gave me the most. I mean i obviously am just a fan. And he's a you know just a legend To me but he said something to me once that he just the way he said it how he said it. I i would not no one else. If anyone else had said. I would not have listened. And i was up you know. I'm always working working work. Like i think he's just to worker fucking awesome all the time. I was what you are. The hardest working comedian actor kind. But i do have to give yourself a break. That's what i mean is what we go on vacation ever. Just sit on the beach. i haven't. I'm not ski. No no no no. Where do you do what you do now occasion. I have gone on vacations before but my vacations. I always feel like when you go with a guy. You're just like fighting in front. Or i guess i heard my thing is instead of doing one big vacation big vacations or stressful to me. Because then you come back and you have a million emails and then you have to take a vacation remove vacation. You're on the flight and that that that and you lose your luggage. I like to little mini vacation. Yeah when now..
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"kevin nealon" Discussed on Good For You
"You don't get that when i go there and i'm the only one that goes there because nobody wants to go down there with me i walked. It's like going to a morgue. I i visit that place. So infrequently is probably visited. The same amount. I'd visit a friend in prison. Oh i go down there. And i have a key and i walk in there and And i open up that door and it makes loud noise. I turned on that light bulb that bare light bulb. And there's just so much history and they're like you know i get sat. I see like old stuff. You know that. I that parents pictures and ex wives. You know catchers on my ex wives all over the place let me ask you do. You don't need my permission do you. Do you think you would have been this. Nostalgic would have been emotional before the pandemic or was it. Yeah it's always been there's a west wind storage unit. because i'm the celtic. I save stuff. That i don't need i'm paying for it. I keep halloween decorations in there. i keep christmas decorations in there and for that amount of money. I could buy new decorations every year. But then it but there. You're going to throw away the special ones in my garage. That's true that's true but some of you gotta keep. I'm a big fan of. I mean we went to my surgeon. It yes i love going to a storage unit. We went to two of them and how it size ten by ten to bay ten by ten ten by six. Probably not as big as yours and i found old journals. We i i. It was nice to put together some of the pieces. Now that i've been through therapy a little bit. Now that i'm ready to see what like looking through the journals and stuff it's okay. I'm ready to see what happened. Yeah you know how you could step back and look at it. Yeah like from the trying. Like whitney sitcom poster..
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"kevin nealon" Discussed on Good For You
"He's about to my order toilet paper. I said now. I'm trying not to eat when i don't wanna eat. And whenever i go to starbucks i'll get either that aig bites a fajita bites fettuccine uh-huh and the eight by probably the healthiest. Yeah but i'll get a little vanilla scone or gone. You want to get on that train again. Because it's been so good like telling them like the last two days. I've been really good with my daca gain again. A lot of weight over the pandemic Because food tastes so much better. When you don't have covid it's true but anyway exciting. Wherever anything to the bathroom there's other people Ordering i'm not gonna wait for this. I just left de people. Don't recognize me anymore. i don't think you know what. Here's what i think is happening. I don't think it's people recognize you. Because i had this too because i was like 'cause my hair blue member the Did you watch the comeback. Lisa cujo lisa episode episode six in the first season when she was minutes. Seven an episode six and she. She goes to the people's choice awards and she wants to look young and hip so instead of wearing her signature. Mickey red waves. She does like a straight blow out a smoky. Auditor and none of the paparazzi november. She is so she goes. I should have come as me. I always out in public. But i think what's happening is because i felt like that to us our people recognizing me as much or also its covid. No one wants to talk to anybody. So i've been recognized more with a mask on mask. That's so interesting. But i will tell you it doesn't bother me. I don't mind not getting recognized. Everyone is so on their phones now that they're not he's not nice. They're not seeing anyone. No time need this to be true for me. Because i don't think i'm getting recognized much but everyone's on their phones. I kinda like get. That's true but you know the used to be sitting in line. Just looking at people with us just looked around without stood in line and didn't just stare at your phone the whole time. It depends on what restaurant you're at. But i used to be where i would walk into a restaurant heads would turn you know like Why does he get a table before us. But now but To recognize but anyway and it was a very gradual thing where i stopped getting recognize so much you know and and and i was fine with that. I didn't even know it. I was in austin doing A radio gig a friend of mine. Del dudley does a show in austin and we've been friends for a long time. He's like howard stern of austin. And then we'll go out afterwards or the next day and meet for lunch. Move there so we sit. We sit in this restaurant and he goes. You know what. I noticed about you by the us. You don't get recognized as much as he used to. I never dawned on me. And i thought you know what you're right you're right and i don't mind it. I don't mind that at all. I really don't. Can i ask you a question..
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"kevin nealon" Discussed on Good For You
"So here's the thing about the person's like why did i. Why am i here. It was like a jumping off point. So but i was obsessed with listening to him and it was very hypnotic to me and i wanted to learn from him because he was so confident. I would listen to him. I would sit outside my car. Above the communist. I lived right above the congress. John miller drive my car and listen to him. Because i'd never radio inside it was. It wasn't on the computer yet. You were on promoting a stand up special you had done at the was that the l. tall theater probably and you said We're shooting I shouted at the el portal theatre burbank. And he said. I went to high school in burbank. And you went. Yeah that's why we show it there. He didn't and then he was anyway. My high school like he just went on about a twenty minute. And it's like. I don't think you even realized how funny that was to me at the moment because i'm always like he he'll turn everything around and figure out a way to make in my top five brody stevens yelling at the comics or audience on new year's eve. Two thousand seven is like my number one and just who was my warm back at the el portal theatre. A one road stevens. We love stephen schuylkill him. So you know we talked about doing this podcast a couple of days ago. All you guys..
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"kevin nealon" Discussed on Good For You
"Brian williams all these guys when you meet him like lie life of the party and i'm like aren't you supposed to be an objective journey like i feel like they're wise. Guys you know. Do you think characterized right. And we're not very methodically taking the hop off when he's listening drinking and pay attention character. Who's just letting my story bomb or anything just putting screen the cap different from what was it again. But i do want to say about you and sue you guys. Were i call her sue. No calls are sue. You don't call her. Sue i'll type. I'll go sous sous. You guys were doing this. You'll you you would say every piece of food. You would see she would go. I like my women like like my almonds. You can say whatever you told you. Why can't we do that brown and in a bowl like whatever it. Was you crack shudder up. It was you who in the corner like cracking each other up at the buffet so mad. Because like i felt that i felt that in your relationships to be fun like cracking each other up like that's what friendships are. And then i was in such a crazy bad relationship. And then i fuck it. Sucked up like my. You ruined my life. i'm sorry well. Luckily there was only one bed relationship. You had only been out of a smooth. Yeah well i'm sorry. But i'm glad i'm glad that looked like we were creatively fun But we're real friends. We are friends. i. I've always respected you as a producer and a writer and a comic and i also admire your your energy and your ambition. Your very ambitious and All things that make a difficult relationship nightmare to know. But i'm so grateful to you because you have been like it's tricky. It's like you're so much wildly more successful and you're a legend and but you never let people feel like they're beneath you..
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"kevin nealon" Discussed on Good For You
"In high school for having again. He's ninety four sweetie. How is e. You did a show in my hometown. Actress nineteen. I talked about her cozy. I've talked about dick's. I just was like in. What do you say to someone when you are looking at them. And you're like you're having a bachelor party for a relationship that i know it's not gonna work out but you know it. So what do i do. Nineteen your school. Sweethearts makes the story list. Sweet looking into this is twenty one and over like are you even allow. You set your own standards for eighteen up. Because i thought it was approached her her whole family was there was just like you can go to a club at eighteen and less safe. Otherwise i think they're just not allowed to get alcohol. Robbing oh my gosh. So that was really stressful. But this entire weekend Emily was being so funny so funny the entire time and then there was a night that we were just like drinking and hanging out. And what are you. Drinking percent goes sour with come on top. What's it called. what is it a pearl necklace. Okay she gets a drink. That's an a little like like as if she's a in monaco holding this little fancy thing with half of its cream like i thought it was like a russian white russian or something. I don't know what are they called cream nipples or something. What was it a pecos. Our puce goes sour. When i did shame about it on instagram. Everyone came to your defense and said that it's very delicious and it's a peruvian drink and it's lovely but whoever put the rupees overboard because emily was just going off that night being so funny and she just slipped by as we're talking she's a when i did stand up when you did what he's like. Oh i did a couple of standups ads like like i said my life's a joke. What do you mean you did. Stand up this. Is someone that i've known for eight years used to work at. Snl like this is someone that seen comedy from every angle. The one thing. I did not know she did was stand up so in my head. I'm like oh she. S when she was twenty two and i was like oh when was like two years ago. I told her i had to see. I had to see her set and she had to show me. So we've watched 'em emily. Let us watchers. Are you sure you're okay with those airing. This premiering this. We've already called her. What else can i call over. The world premiere reason. Come on in. let's see what you got reason. You like this story is because of how it ended up which is shared album. Oh that's our okay. Hold on hold on backup. Emily will you please tell the story of i give believe i just remembered that so. Emily told me the story go. It's a tough once. Will it all starts when one side of boyfriend. And i decided to start doing standup. But i didn't tell whitney new super threatened so i went to do my little set and this was my second set. I leave and i figured i was so good. I was going to apply for a. I was going to submit myself to an nbc standup contest. Because i done it seconds. Whatever she spent. Here's my special four minutes. So i asked a guy in the audience to record it so one of the guys that wasn't allowed to leave because he'd also paints dollars to be there..
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"kevin nealon" Discussed on Good For You
"About it or something. I don't know if it's just that people haven't been out in a year or so when they come to the shows there specially nuts and farrell and excited. I don't. I don't know if if everyone just thought they were going to die last year. Fuck it like we you know but it's definitely. Is that what it is. I mean that's how nuts it shows. I mean that's all of us are acting with us. There's just an a spat like next level of berserk happening in comedy clubs right. Now that i've been performing at every. So i naturally have to bring people up on stage. Just see crazy up-close there was a bachelorette party and i believe it was when we were in dallas. Okay and oh as you guys know week two on using this incredibly doing a lot of focus how.