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"kevin kevin heaven" Discussed on Barstool Radio with Dave Portnoy
"Kevin kevin kevin heaven. You're just ridiculously stupid. Welcome welcome welcome. Welcome on like that. I know you that it's me right now. So low for the next. I don't know hand our because the rocket he's on the rockets all rockets on. Hey jerry you wanna talk about you to talk a little baseball. Sokolow baseball kevin. I didn't think you were going to be ready. I thought it was gonna be all alone. Just just celebrate. I might just started whipping it out to be honest. I was all by myself on this radio. Show jarrett let me explain something to all and to all the folks listening talk dirty to me. I have been waiting my whole life. My whole life has been about one thing and that's winning the world series. And obviously there's still a long way to go for that but my whole life has basically been ruined by the fact that i live in new york. I am a mets fan. I'm a fan of the baseball team. In new york who operates like a small market team. It's ruined my life. That i've i've been a small market team in a big market and all i've ever wanted was to behave like a new york. Baseball team should behave and that moment finally happened. Today there's been a couple of moments throughout throughout my history. They went and got beltran for big money that one time shore and that oh six era they made moves it went and got delgado in a trade and they you know. They brought pedro win. They built what they should. And that was the one little blip on the radar ninety eight. I believe it was when they went. Got piazza that they've had their their singular instances where they did what they should have always done. But with the steve cohen arrival. It's like it signalled that. Hey this might become the norm. This guy might be the type who does this shit all the time and within his first off season he fucking did it. He went and he got the one guy we've talked about are not. Oh would be amazing. Shore hey maybe we still go get him to who knows. We're talking about springer and bauer. And hey maybe those two but the one guy. I wanted was francesco adore. The one guy who i small market team god bless the indians fans. I feel so bad for them right now but the one guy who was like. Hey this is a small market team. That can't afford the big gun so a big market team is going to have to take them off your hands and for the first time ever my life. It's my team so long way to go to taking these pieces turning it into a real team to become a contender eventually win and get to the final goal. But as far as beggars can't be choosers. And as far as i steps and as far as being happy with with what i got right now this is all ever wanted. I just wanted to be in the conversation. I've just wanted to sit at the parents table. I don't wanna be the kids table anymore..
"kevin kevin heaven" Discussed on The Kirk Minihane Show
"I do think I'm owed an apology from you. Gentlemen for what? The spooners squad was out in full force. Say between three people often double digits and let me tell you something about those tweets. Yes they represent hundreds thousands in trump a very similar in the way that people are afraid to come out in favor of us so those ten tweets represent. Maybe ten thousand people saying it's like the silent majority exact- that's exactly what it is. What was the highest ratings for King of Queens and see all matches up Seinfeld's rate? That's not what it's about that's never been what it's like a sneaky. It's not about this show. You said he remembers you. Remember just as much for teams that I don't believe I said those words almost always as Modi said. Was that character one of them. I'll say one of the most underrated characters in television history river should never ranked in the top ten. I thought it would have surprised that Cindy lives on in syndication. That's where my just like. Just like Seinfeld. This indication run. Yes made the same money. I'm actually if I had said to you I. I'm actually surprised because it was a hit show with. Everybody loves Raymond Right. It was always if it was on. I don't remember I only from. Yes exactly yes the spooners squad really makes it live up since -cation. I watched it after school on. Tbs Remember never never at eight thirty on CBS. On Israel's still on Israel Germany Ireland knows a hit show and saying he who Clinton Morrison Film Threat Predecessors I came out praising Star Kevin. James is one of the funniest agreed. Tv TUBE SINCE BILL COSBY FOR. A lot of reasons. That's wrong but the follow up. Do Kevin Kevin. Heaven can wait. Yeah you see why wait is funny in that little Title was Double Double Meeting Right. A bigger gentleman. Yes it's spelt. It thank you for bringing up the perfect example know Arthur spooner in that show gave her fucking hear about it. I don't think so. What can't Queens. Not that women sad if he'd been on that showed that point is ninety three years old. Douglas was he ever honored. I doubt it I never showed up by the time. I Guess Stars Ray Romano. Yeah you're right and they killed off the wife just to put Lear Eminem of that show like a C- couple episodes right fucking murder Kevin James One of those guys who supposed biggest asshole in the world. Oh really yeah. If you do let me see your Kevin With House that Steve Harding off a story back here. Was that a dog hot off the press. What are you printing out Ben? Volen story yesterday covering the Patriots has taken me to places. I'd never thought it would exciting guy. He's talking about how he's a sports writer but he's had to cover Aaron Hernandez is You know a murder trial and suicide and battle and the Bob Crafts. I hand jobs and all of that. So he's run out of Brady talk to fuck top ten real-life stubby Douche bags Kevin James Wow For Being Jerks Kevin James Apparently Kevin James Asshole real life people were Dick's. Kevin James Sketchy things. Everyone knows about. Kevin James. I've heard he's not fans. I've always heard of that but giant astle. That's a sham. Of heard the office really watch of despite being an asshole Kevin Smith Kevin Smith. Sorry Kevin James when the biggest assholes ever met was always looking at through Through a schooner glitter matter. I mean you know People Turning Ellen. Now finally took a wasn't there. Yeah so the king of Queens. I mean he wasn't really the king of Queens. That's kind what makes it so humor right. He was just was he a delivery guy or something. Yes okay I guess not. Ups International Parcels. And how was his weight? Was The battler. No it was always down but even the downs. We're never to write and his why. How did he get such a babe? Though late she was a of a A salty character attitude then she. She certainly did in in that. You have a father or no. As a matter of fact. That's what really made the shows them. Yes okay is lost house. Give me some sound of of Jerry Stiller on the king of Queens. Please pants I hope I do so. He was little advanced was his wife passed away or yet they may have been divorced. Remember the mother ever being the romance in the air forever. No there's certainly was nice. He was the on again off again. Relationship with Spence's his mother who went expenses and Oswald. Okay and the mother was played by Kenneth. Guess who's mother Kevin James No Spent HIS MOM spends. His mother was played by Caitlyn Jenner and mirror. What what are the odds Stiller Combo back together there you go king Arthur. How does it carry? Get.
"kevin kevin heaven" Discussed on KFC Radio
"Kevin Kevin Heaven. You're just ridiculously stupid. Welcome welcome welcome Welcome man take back back. In New York City Case Smith Catholic lands jacker obvious for the new C. C. K.. Kerr only an hour. which is the stupidest thing in the world but hey whatever hour long radio shows? Let's fucking cram all the good shit into sixty minutes instead of two hours. Speaking of Kramnik Kevin being in Miami. That was I am. He's awesome. Did you tip your your Hotel the maid service. Because I mean you should have. Here's my logic right. The candy bars in the Hotel Sosa. We're like well. They were very stale but I ate all of them and they were probably like ten dollars a candy bar. So the profit margin between like what candy bars cost in what I was charged. That's my tip sheet motherfucker walker that has to do with the fucking may sweat to clean up your come all right. Listen No I didn't leave it to but I haven't had cash cash on my person since two thousand dollars. It's tough when you've just got sixty dollar tip so just like consider half of that. That's going to ride that wave. Yeah Okay Twenty thirty from Willie got it. All right rocky was coming in his room all week coming every everywhere and we the the exclamation point on the end of the week. DOC was the Barstool party which was our greatest operation ever until it wasn't it was and then it wasn't it was did you hear Asom. The spectacle was obscene. It was huge. It looked good. It was well staffed. We finally learned everything. And then. Then we'll we'll we'll do it like movie style where they give you the end. Then you rewind Dave. Last night she got punched in the face of the planet. Exactly that so last night Dave Dave said I looked around and at one point me and guys were arguing with the fire marshal while Devon and Dante were screaming at people on stage and all of a sudden I had time traveled back to two thousand eleven right back in the middle of the blackout tour. So we told you it was going to be a throwback blackout party and and we delivered because it got shut down it was a fiasco. It was a nightmare and I mean none of it really our fault. Some of it was our fault. The rain obviously was the main culprit. But we got guys in here now Kinda. Give us the money bags. The place was a warehouse. That was more just a roof than these these eventing we start planning these like the summer. Seven months let's start with like it's basically I start thinking about Tampa. It's by far. The biggest event barstools ever thrown are not even close. We're talking we threw a pay per view amateur boxing match in newer rave in a warehouse in the Hood in Miami and the Super Bowl. Like it's just like a lot of moving parts to do is huge the by far the coolest place. We've Donna venue the barrel. The Promo girls the waiters the SEC red carpet Like there was like a Fan duel section and a nab sexy. Like all these weird. It was awesome. The stage looks incredible. This the jumbotrons Tom. Everything looked amazing and it was going smoothly although we fucked up the security the soon but it wasn't like unsafe. It was just that like we were supposed to have the security was fine. It was just not for. Yeah we are on behind. That was people that get tables. Show up at like midnight eleven. You don't want that whole half empty so it's like let's put people up there so it looks like an awesome atmosphere earn live TV and all that Shit and then when when they show you have security move out now. We're not to now. Five thousand six thousand people are in the venue in. It's all condensed to where the roof was it. It was supposed to be more spread out. Yeah the torrential downpours. Everyone just like was look there so you just couldn't get anyone else and then it was like just fucking hold on tight. The reign like I. I had a funny tweet looking back on it. The rain was great at first because the place was so crowded and there were so many people that I was getting sweaty sweaty and the rain started to blow in a little bit and it was just like having missed on you as the lights. We'd like the monsoon of Miami is actually making it rain inside a little bit and it's the best thing that's ever happened. Anybody in the area and then it was like narrator voice. No it wasn't because by the end I mean that must have been the most rain that Miami has gotten in years so like it was. I was extract people in the red carpet like oh it was crazy logistically but it was it was essentially like the fire marshal wanted to shut down. Eleven o'clock this to Iran or Gotcha out. Pepsi's Party got shut down because of flooding and like they're a big quake. Harry styles didn't get to go on like it was four or five parties. Listen today the rain green was the culprit was not tornado warnings. So they they were worried. That was like sixty seventy mile winds inbound chumming. Listen like you're considered an exterior venues just like if you're gonNA sixty mile an hour gusts you got lights. They're not rigged for that. And so yeah. We're still like we're fighting with them for you know the blackout going. Let's to try to stay alive while my dedication wants that was like. Let's just keep the party going as long as possible so people can just drink as much as possible and they get so fucked up. They don't even know what's going on. I mean we've had blackouts shutdown right like we won A. Yeah the the new now with a bunch of celebrities. That was the thing I was like. You know when when the blackout door got shut down and it was me out us and the college kids it was like whatever when you've got pro athletes and entertainers and shit. It shooter mcgavin like swimming way. We don't go and get results because that is the highlight of it all but I was thinking table like we were asked to asks with everybody and not because we wanted to be. It was literally. You're saying there and then you turn and right to my right on. My shoulder is Joe Borough. WHO's like one of the most famous people in sports right now and he's just sitting there Kramden as I I was like I think? Because he's young he was allied whatever this Lsu. I feel like if you were any adult role. Rob Lowe is just like having a great time rob blow just walking through the crowd wearing his Houston. asterisks shirt is what is going on. Why are you what is what is wrong? I guess he brought his kids with him. So he's by like the cool dad being down with Barstool but yes the Yellow charity softball game. They fucking bar. It's hilarious it's the I guess and it was. It was this Donovan mcnabb. Where together no idea found out back to bore just in the mix of your old girl? VIP The guy turns that girl like yeah big time athletes. That I didn't even know were there so I don't know what they did. So we we see I was I had I got an early too so I was like I gotta get the Fuck Outta here fights and his girl like you know what I'm GonNa come with you too so as relieving when it truly got shot in a honestly at that point like I was like it was starting to get like scary in the sense of where people are so fucked up. People are starting to hang from the rafters. There was not enough security so I actually think it getting shutdown the head it absolutely is it was just. It was going to break out into like you know it was kind of like the mud day at Woodstock yeah people starting to slide around wondering how many like Louis we baton shoes. I got rid Kellie Martin. Shoes got literally swept away in a river slip and they got along the cur- where there it was like a big river. They just got taken off and Williams like Jason after I mean it was pure chaos situation nuts because I didn't have to go the bathroom. I was sweating. I it was. It was the third worst I've ever had to pick a my entire life. The first two I ended up pissing my pants so the bathroom situation was like everyone was in the venue like undercover right. But they're these trailers that were outside that you'd have to like go. Yeah you have to run to and then eventually because the rain everyone's shit face like people just started cutting the line like there was a line forming inside a run for it like fuck this. I'm not not doing it so I had to sprint to a parking lot Brennan Walker had to like watch. My daddy was like the fucking like the tomb of the unknown soldier in front of us I was doing the day Portnoy Bagwell in between two cars like pissing and then Brenna walkers standing there like protecting my penis and by the time we've got back to like Casey and all of them like it looks like dove into a pool table right so I was actually standing with Gaz outside and this is what. I knew that we weren't seeing Gaz anymore anymore. We were seeing Paul because the look on his face when I was outside with them while I was pouring rain trying to get a car which is like pure just like what the fuck have I created which is why Willie's quote this morning on breakfast was perfect. Viktor the mad scientist. And you just didn't realize when you created and I turn around. And I see jared and Brandon just sprinting in the rain and Brandon. Just keep saying God damn boy got. Uh what did jared just do. What did he do? It was just like a father. There was impressed with his son street. Passing half minutes it still that. We're trying to get a car and how hard it was for us who work at Barstools staining with guys who has planet to get a Karmic what are the celebrities. Liberty's GONNA do. We got out and I was like we gotta just get away from this to get a car because there's five thousand people trying to order cars and so we just started walking again like you said it was like a weird in spite of Miami where it was and shit. So I'm like I'm furious at this point. I got to be at the airport in like three hours as mother fucker and I didn't know what what we were GONNA do. We just start walking and all of a sudden like Goddamn Guardian Angel. We hear this guy like who John Do. You need a ride and it was like a friend of the wrong who won stance on stage at a blackout tour. I thought he was like an intern and he was like. Yeah like come on with us. And if it wasn't for that it would and they and they were in the hotel next to ours it was just like thank the stars and moons aligned to get home otherwise I was sitting there. I'm like now I'm happy. We're driving home. And by the way as he drove over the bridge there was a car that was just engulfed. Inflames it was it was it was the end of the world. Why why a car exploded? I don't know but there were burning vehicles and flooding roads and John Lewis companion like what did what about you do. What did you do? Sam Darnold do these guys were like just running down Uber's and so John's girl told me that he was just ignoring whoever was yelling at him because he thought I know and finally she was like Hey Babe I think that guy like she said you guys were just going to keep walking walking. God we jumped him with him and and he was like again. I don't know if he worked one event or multiple events but he was like. Hey man it was like just like old times up there and I was kind of like fuck this as but whatever let's do it. I told the guy when he dropped optus off I was like I will never ever forget you. This is the nicest thing that's anyone ever done for me. And I would've I don't know what would have happened to me. Thank you so much but I mean it was the the pay per view aspect like watching people. See that for the first time is always a trip watching Dante and Devlin start the blackout tour. I've never seen Dante smile. That much of my life seeing Devon Back Jack doing his intro running the opener package on the screen awesome like it really was a turn back into the blackout tour and it was short lived but for the moment of having it back awesome. That's what we wanted to do..
"kevin kevin heaven" Discussed on KFC Radio
"Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin Heaven. You're just ridiculously stupid. Welcome welcome welcome. Tail Black Welcome back at their nice little break back and business December is here Christmas season. It is here Thanksgiving is done. Time is flying. We're almost at the end of the decade folks. A month left to the end of the decade. Think about that when when I saw the best moments on twitter on the decade. Some Shit did you don't even know about because if you're going all the way back to fuck into nine and ten it's crazy. He doesn't accounts. I don't know I never know like where is it. Ten to twenty nine and nineteen nine even still two thousand ten like I told this story before two thousand ten if you go all the way back the two thousand ten. That's when I turned twenty one And I needed to get braces so races at twenty one yep so why you were also still scrawny and shit. No I was I was I had started working out in like two thousand eight okay so like one. Thirty five point thought. I was fucking huge so I put some meat on then like I wasn't skeletal at the time So I had to put braces on so I got a girlfriend while I had the braces and I was like I mean might as well secure the bag right right when I got them off. I don't you are a bag of Shit. Realize it real. Well there's something endearing about what you embrace it and it's like yeah. I mean as long as you're honest about it. I feel like that makes you less of a scumbag on telling telling you like. I'm giving you dare. Did you say because my braces. No percents did you say hey. I got my braces off. So we're done. So and how much should we really be honest. I have said this to her before I was like. You're the only girl I've ever dumped for like no reason you're great you're such an ass is it's like you know you're great but under what did you say. I mean there was a reason you just didn't want to be with her no She was great well right but you just want to be well that just means she wasn't hot enough no that's not. If she was she was like a dime. You would've just. I mean we still hooked hooked up for years after we broke up but if she was a day or any bringing over there I agree with that No it was it was. It was my first summer as a twenty one year old like going to bars. Like I'm yeah. At least I fucking broke up with her I I know but she did. Honor your hero means there was a reason at least I just didn't want to be with you in his heart. He was like I'm a hero. A saint broke up with her. I broke up with her. I guess awesome summer when my straight balked balked teeth on believable a decade ago. So That's how I started doc by entire shoppers science higher decades borstal. That's it That is crazy because I mean I you know I did it all in this last decade good and bad but it's it's all it goes all the way back to the beginning of Barstool for me. That was that. Was this decade college. She's Christ I mean that's when she was young money. That was my software career tongue but I did have my tongue pierced spectrum. I'll mad spectrum is past decade. It is quite as seen Razi. It is quite. I want to argue that. She went from bottom to the top. I argue the other way around because I think the Young Money Tattoo Casey Smith might be the best case advocacy. The newly not disagree strongly disagree. I can tell you I was there. I happen to be there during that time strongest degree. If I'd WanNa Know Oh like young money Casey but I feel like tongue piercing. Casey was some something to behold. I'm telling College Casey was. Did you ever smoke cigarettes. I feel like the missing trashy tattoos attitude tongue piercings and thanks. That'd be Rippin Menthol Menthol. I didn't get the tattoo and I never smoked cigarette ever ever. What about a cigar? No gross I mean. There's I listen to hold onto your girls go through cigar black and mild else when I did smoke the only a couple of times I mean. The only thing I ever liked smoking was weeks I felt something on cigarettes. Never got the appeal and they look cool. Shit it just makes your mouth tastes back when my exploit exploit for new love cigars for things and I just didn't want any be anywhere near like. That's why guys smoke cigars two days. Yeah cigars are basically like Like later for chicks later the smell. It's it's like your mouth taste bad. I don't want that play. Listen your mouths the same. No I'm saying no your mouth doesn't taste like no no matter where your mouth smells like. Not even near my my God. It was house parties back in the day. We're fucking we literally had. What was that Movie Project X? We have so when I was I was a junior in high school. It was weird degrees of separation so when I was when I was a sophomore and in a junior like it when I was sixteen my friends were eighteen but there my eighteen year old friends friends were twenty one so it was a weird dynamic rows sixteen partying with like twenty one and twenty two year olds and this kid basically had his own house his parents like left always on. There's always one. Yeah so he had a house and we destroyed Roy. This thing like we would invite people off the street to come into the house like there. Was this one dude that just straight up through an elbow into a drywall in the basement. the friend. Dj came back from leave. He was in the army. He came back and got shit faced and took out a power drill and just started underling killing all the screws and the cabinets and then drilling holes in the couch. Like this was. This was every weekend every weekend so like when he when he went into the the army we had a going away party for him It was like January thirteenth. Two thousand six. It was like a random Saturday night in my junior of high school and then he left. We were like that was really fun. Let's do it again and then we just kept having going away parties even though he was gone for months so. But that's just what we kept doing and that was like thousand. My high school experience was great. I we had one guy who his parents were always home. They just didn't care and I mean that was that was it those poor people. We were just always kind of their fault though. Yeah because they let it happen. I mean I've said this before I had a girlfriend that had so much money. We could throw parties in their house and their parents would even know but even if they did find out they didn't care God bless his parents is having kids is the throw parties in my house. I mean I'm going to be traveling. You know it's part of my job. You'RE GONNA leave him by themselves. I mean I'm going to be divorced by. And of course he saying this. I'm like okay. What else is going on in this hypothetical world? By the time my kids are sixteen seventeen eighteen eighteen. I'm still going to be married or married at all. These kids that are probably I'll be the GM at that point so I'll be had out of wedlock or their mother is going to. It'd be divorced from their father. I can't believe that there are people who let that. You can't do that anymore. But throws parties because the liabilities and the lawsuits roots in the shit that goes on like it used social media the old. I'd give me your keys and like well at least drunk driving rather than watching that shit goes out the window sin. Someone someone passes out gets hurt. Gets assaulted has sex. Whatever your buck? And then you're you're at fault and honestly you are. You are a vault. I don't think we had a guy that went to our high school a couple of years younger but his mom was like a short shoes. A sugar baby. She had to have been. They never said that but it was very clear like I don't think she's probably early thirties. And probably anyway she was young and she would just let us go over that crash and I even like a sixteen year old. That'd be like this is weird right. This is weird that she just letting all of these girls you spend the night with her son who's multiple. Like I guess I think we were seniors in high school and he was a sophomore. Maybe but it was like guys and girls and she was. It's like wherever you guys can. I'll just stay here like that. I'm a cool mom. Monroe mom anything like what was there like a senior in high school. I there was a whole. This is somebody yeah and and like I said before we are at a greater risk because of like the public figure aspect of it. Like you don't want kids with snapchat and unscrambled like portia fucking KFC barstools. That's Y- that ain't happening. No I also just don't want kids there uh-huh you could suck. Yeah like these fun to drill holes in my couch you asshole. Yeah he's GonNa Steal other kids anyways all the time we. We went to a house party once like outside of Philly went back. Visited my friends there and the I don't even know who's people were. There were people people ripping the ceiling fan out of the ceiling hang from like spinning around on them and the dad came home and went. Bananas gave this huge speech where he at one point pause he was trying to say like my my my blood sweat and tears like went into this place and he just ended up yelling. He's went. My sweats sweats. And he's like paused and looked around. And no one knew what it meant. So for like a decade straight me and I love all just always yelling lies saw but I mean this guy was having a meltdown because there was a bunch of fucking assholes. I didn't know who these people were. They were just ripping shit off the wall and tear things down. Why I don't know why but that is fun for some reason when you're that age it's like last assholes and it's just like yeah fuck yeah same as what people flip cars and do stupid shit during parades especially people religious astle when you're experiencing being drunk for the first time not like the first time first time but like the first stage of it? Yeah you just do at Troll Schalken kinship but you do things like your respect for the place that you're in zero nine zero. No respect to yourself around God and when you get to college fucking worse and then you sprinkle in like a big win or a big party or whatever did you see. Did you see like goes. Oh so Chris. Casey Smith jumping in the bushes. What Oh yeah? That's that's GONNA be. I did see that Casey football mom later Casey and her sister getting stuck in the hedges at the Iron Bowl. I can't wait. I can't wait for that. Like your son is going to be on the team and your urine and his answer to be crawling through the fucking hedges get us out get it is out shrunk off a wind. Oh yeah no I mean listen I would be smart enough to go around them because you can actually go around them. I never. That's my favorite tradition in college. Football is the people getting stuck in the hedges. And I'm like do they. Do they have to jump through them. Why well maybe you're coming out of the stands where like where like on the sidelines at Auburn like we have to stand behind the hedges in some places some places you don't have to you can just walk around them but in a situation like that you don't want to take the field so you're jumping into them? That one girl just disappeared eared. Unbelievable it was on the red jumpsuit. And you just see your face like a maybe. Maybe I said I've never gone from the stands to the field. So maybe in certain places you know. I've been auburn that ultimate like own drunk and I'm excited and I'm not thinking at all clearly to just randomly like even best case scenario if you jump into a thing of Fuckin- hedges it's like sticks and you're GonNa get caught up and that's the best case scenario. Worst case scenario. Is You get fucking stuck in there and you're trying to swim your way out but in that moment you're drunk you're team won and you just want to be standing fifteen feet over there and the game to just usually how crazy it is especially when that was just like an instant classic like those people were blacked out. They didn't know even if they were completely sober. They were so excited that game the way adrenaline fucking laid the to the to like mom that did it was fantastic. They're like like scooting through them. Almost it was so funny that like I say this all the time and I'm a little biased. 'cause I love college football so much like you don't see that happen really in anything else. You know what it is you need like a little bit of shadiness and like I mean I guess kicking in the NFL Shittu but the fact that you can bank on like you're gonNA miss this field goal or like it's GonNa be blown coverage or like you. You're going to have some kid at some point..
"kevin kevin heaven" Discussed on KFC Radio
"Ancient history in the four hundred BC's king. Darius Zirk sees of this empire were turned back trying to invade Greece. Persian empire. Damn Kevin, Kevin. I had a little run there. But smart smarter than a fourteen year old. That's that's crazy that those are for high school. Now, I'm sure there are people out there that just listen to that and feel like we're the dumbest people on the planet. Why guys? People at home who were like, I can't get a name and enter Jefferson's really funny. Probably a real person. He just wasn't a press office. Andrew Jackson Thomas Jefferson thought it was a vice president, Andrew Jefferson. No it wasn't. He didn't. He didn't ask us for president. He has for vice-president, right, obviously, Jefferson is possible. Like, it's entirely possible that there was someone in like early American history, Andrew Jefferson. Yes. President delving. I had he asked for an actual president. I would have known that. How How many? many presidencies could name? Not all of them. How many even just naming all the states is tough? No, I can do that. But I have to sing it really song. Because there's a there's an amount of time. I can't remember what it is. I was at the bar once and my buddy was like, I bet you can name all fifty states in like seven minutes or something like that. And I was like ABSA fucking Lutely I can and and you rattle off like thirty five. And then you gotta start to think, and then you rattle off like ten more. And then you get down to like, you know, you're at like forty seven or forty eight and you have to start like running through the ones you've already said. And it's like a sweat. I don't think I did it. I ended up failing the challenge whatever the time constraint was it's harder than you think. It would be. Yeah. It's it's harder. Definitely to look at a map to like, even like the middle states in America. But it's because we're coastal Astles though. Well, and I mean from Texas it's like all Texas, the only say that actually matters. And then I moved to the coast and here we are. I say ABC sometimes you sing the song. That's why with the state's not singing. Onto it to case karaoke like ABC. Actual like melody give me like a little bit. Meal. Little bit cases, there's Alabama Alaska. Arizona. I'm not doing no. That was good. Yeah. So in that case, you like a minute they had then it starts ramping up. Although one time I tried to do a recently when I like, I don't know I talked to my sister. And she was like remember that song a guy that I did it. And there's a part where it's really fast, and I feel like I probably missed. It would just sing the song to yourself but list. Arkansas. Delaware, Florida, Georgia Hawaii, and Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, I wide. Of Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan. Minnesota Mississippi, Missouri. He gets fast Montana. Nebraska, nevada. New Hampshire, New Jersey, north and South Carolina. North Dakota, South Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania. I can just skip to Texas Tex more than I would've known. I've now. Shit. I don't wanna fish right now. But I'm gonna finish it in my head because I'm gonna come back. I remember I remember. I mean, the amount of shit that you learn that just goes right out your brain. After a couple of years is like. Song? What's that? It's like, I don't I don't remember it. But I just know that there was like a song to remember all the on a P awards. Those are the words that sound like they are from for after from for after up to about above across among against inside before between behind around onomatopoeia. What does that prepositions, right? No conjunctions. No, no. Do you? Remember the conjunction junction. Yeah. I remember that we what what what what is your song from from onomatopoeia words like, oh, yeah. Maybe I actually sound like. Are. I think everything you just said the preposition. But I'm terrible grammar. I remember what those were. This is the dumb episode of of c k. Kevin Kevin Kevin Kevin. Heaven just ridiculously stupid..