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"kenan" Discussed on Good One: A Podcast About Jokes

Good One: A Podcast About Jokes

05:03 min | Last month

"kenan" Discussed on Good One: A Podcast About Jokes

"So that sound means it's time for our final segment which is called the laughing around. It's like lightning round but because it's comedy it's lapping thing. You guys have a favorite favorite joke like street joke. Sometimes because i'm in comedy people will ask me parties. And the one that i go to is this And maybe you can figure it out. what's the difference between Neil armstrong and michael jackson. Neil armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon. Michael jackson fucks little boys. That's a nice one because it was just a little bit. Yeah my dad told me a joke. You're gonna start it up to jews a hold on right close so over winfrey donald trump and barack obama and a little girl on a plane. The plane was having problems in there. Were three pairs of shoes. On a plane and oprah said while i'm the richest women the world so i'm getting one and oprah took the pair soon jumped out the plane and trump said. Well i'm the president. So i get one and he jumped off the plane and obama. Look at the girl and said my dear your futures you take the last parachute and save yourself a little girl lifted at obama and said no we both get one because trump to my boat bag like damn that is a one. Is there a sketch that either. You wish you wrote or schedule. You wish you were in someone else's in that you can kind of steel. It will never was that person who's never in it. It's a new universe in which stars keenan and. Brian tucker wrote it any. Kate mckinnon sketch yes. She does such incredible work. It's incredible the The key and peele substitute teacher sketch scale. Yeah i know you would do that. Well because you're so great at messing up a swear. One house says mass name. That's just almost like a perfect sketch. It so i mean there from their first episode that the i said did yep. That was a great one. There's they started off strong. Yup imagine there's a million but a sketch that never worked. You may be gone to dress but it never on the air that you will always think it's funny but at this point you can't convince lawrence delay tried again for a long time. It was action active jack. Oh that's right. yeah we have. This sketch called active jack. That guy like a standing ovation and wind up on the floor at the bruno. Mars show Kevin hart ended up doing it but in the bruno mars show four years ago. We did it at dress. People loved it. They went crazy. And lorne cut it for time or it was cut for time and We were like why what happened and we waited for. We were hoping bruno. Mars would host again and try and he did and he didn't know no no he was musical espy. Didn't want to do sketches. Gotcha right right Fine which is fine. Yeah yeah so we gave. We gave it to kevin hart and he did a good job with it. you know but But yeah that was definitely the one that got away for a long time. Yeah the thing that. I've been a few times a it's called an impression chain. Which a you start by doing an impression of person you impression of saying the name of another person you do an impression. Oh and then you say you'd have to impression that person saying the name of another person than you do an amount of times. This is shopping. And i'm going to enjoy list of characters that are going to introduce each of here we go. I'm out shopping. I'm introducing steve harvey and i'm steve. Introducing carol moseley braun. Who's kind of just normal and happens to be a lady. I played didn't necessarily have take but that's all right. I'm here to introduce gwynn jones. When the dole manu got the no the burden cadillac living dirty but he leads me into bill cosby to kind of have a similar kind of sound. But there's a difference. We all know what that is and then of course there todd barkley. Who's kinda down in a different register but becomes mike more specific thing you know. I'm doing it and talk about doughnuts and then being ray. Did you ever try a double double poke porterhouse sandwich with barbecue sauce. As just a sandwich and then being ramos is introducing. Dr cornel west yes. It's good to see everybody here. My brothers and the thing that you have to get into your mind is that the man is implementing different microchips into to trace your every location across the nation. Think about that. He's very similar to michael bishop. His name is bishop. Larry but i like to call michael bishop because it makes me laugh and he just wants the love he wants everybody to know about love and reach out and touch each person that i'm talking to classic preacher-style out stop it there..

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"kenan" Discussed on Good One: A Podcast About Jokes

Good One: A Podcast About Jokes

01:47 min | Last month

"kenan" Discussed on Good One: A Podcast About Jokes

"I'm your host jesse david fox. Each episode guest comes on to play a clip of one of their jokes and then discusses how wrote it and how represents what they're trying to do with their comedy this week. Were rerunning our conversation with keenan thompson as long longest running cast member in brian. Tucker his longtime collaborator on the show keenan is in the middle of his seventeenth season on snl and and he really is the consummate. Cast member The example i always like to use as if you go see the show live keenan Sings a song before they start the taping. And it's just because he understands that part of the show is like putting on a show like an old timey like we're does singing and dancing and everyone's having fun and keenan brings that energy week after week after week after week times. Twenty two times seventeen. This season is no different. Despite the fact that he's currently pulling double duty you know he's still killing it on. Snl but he's also starring his own nbc sitcom keenan which currently airs on tuesdays. No brian tucker's they produce on that show as well for this episode. We talked about keenan's impression of lavar ball the loud mouth basketball dad who currently has two sons in the nba keen has been doing lavar periodically since two thousand seventeen. I in fact. Brian and tucker left our interview that day to write another lavar piece. So you know they're like talking about it but you can also kind of feel that they're like about what they want do with him. So here is keenan thompson and brian tucker this year's nba rookie class features. The lakers newest guard lonzo ball. But the one has been doing all the talking especially on tv. Is his father. Lavar here to explain that is lavar. Ball.

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"kenan" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

06:33 min | 3 months ago

"kenan" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

"It's always nice to check in with people that call the number at the end of this. Show to leave a voicemail for you conan. do you want to hear one. Yes i do okay. Hello my name is douglas. Recent episode. Coming up primates. A friends there was a brief discussion about conan having clothing. I think this is a fabulous idea. That has historical precedent. Johnny carson's caroline from the nineteen seventies. I am however having trouble figuring out what kind of clothing conan could offer. The only thing that comes to my mind is he could specialized clothing protected. You from the sun like broadbrimmed patch and shirts to head an spf reading. So my question is conan. What kind of clothes do you think you could offer clothing. Thanks mother podcast. Keep up the good work. Pat i of all i love. This guy is very His obvious clearly. Very intelligent has good taste and podcasts. And he knows his broadcast history. S johnny carson had his own clothing line. That was very successful and there were suits. You could get you could dress like johnny carson. And it was a big thing and the reason that's happened is that carson was thought of as one of the coolest guys in the country. That's why he could have his own clothing line now. I'd like to think that. I've had some impact in the comedic world. And then i've i've had a long and pretty decent talk show however. Nobody thinks that. I'm a super cool guy buddy. Men wanted to dress. Like johnny carson and women wanted to be around a guy that was like johnny carson. That's why he could have a clothing line. That's the first flaw in the reasoning. That i would actually have a clothing line. I don't even know that. I have a personal style. Do you guys want to weigh in. Do i have a personal style that speaks to you brown leather jackets new millions and millions of brown leather jackets. I'd say it's michael myers goes to math. Camp michael myers goes to math. That's no listen. You saw my boat turning around slowly and open water and you put a torpedo right. I just know how many times have had to take it from you on how i address so it. Just now i I do not own a hockey mask. Those jason voorhees. Oh who's michael myers. He's the one that's a william shatner mass but he has red hair and a white face. Oh okay okay. I think well sodas right. I mean what you said matt was just cruel. It's funny and if i dish it out i suppose i have to learn how to take it and then insist later on. You edited out on such a concern really. I shouldn't have taken that shot risk ruining now. That was very funny and and you'll pay for it but it was very. Yeah well so and you'll wish you'd never done it but sony you're right. I do favor just a leather jacket. And i've i wouldn't say i've got millions and millions of them when i did the ride along remote that people know with ice cube and kevin hart. I was wearing a leather jacket. And then later on i did another one with them like a year later year and a half later and i had the same jacket and they were making fun of me for having the same crappy jacket and really ridiculing it and i realized i didn't even wear it for continuity. I just happened to be wearing the same jacket. So i don't i wouldn't say i've millions and millions of you have a lot. I think the two things you have a lot of our guitars and brown leather jacket true. It's just what you owe and glasses. Oh my god you have a glasses. 'cause i lose i lose. Yeah and i also give them away to people who i think look nearsighted. I'm very generous. That way with rockefeller used to hand. Children a dime. What my thing is i. Walk around with like fifteen eyeglasses in my pocket. And when i see people squinting at all even if it's from the sun i say here you go here. You go young lad sunglasses for you. That's your clothing line. You can do. I wear i wear you know if i did. I have very very long legs. So maybe i could. Specialize in people whose bodies are disproportionate meaning shorter torsos and then horrifically long legs. Like i could specialize in a whole line of thirty nine inch in seem legs. You know and then brown leather jackets. That look like they could. They would fit a toddler because there for a smaller tourist. That would be my clothing line. I think that. And i think. Because i think this caller is right. I think that you have a lot of uv shirts and then hats like big floppy hats that me like johnny carson had suits you have you've great and flam yeah lender man yeah johnny johnny carson had the most amazing slim cut suits that every man wanted and every woman wanted her man wearing them and i can wear big hats that old women wear at the beach big floppy hats and big formless blob shirts and maybe i could come out with a line of dense zinc cream that you can play all over your face and you know those glasses sunglasses that people wear who are really phobic about there. Is that rap. Go over the other glass. Yeah they look like they look like lavar burton on star trek. Would i would have those. That would have these just as giant black windshields that you wear over your face. Does your clothing line have a name. Is it just cone or what we call an. That's a good any suggestions. A watch out son hack it again me that long. Watch out son and you're not gonna get me some. We should probably just name. It should give it like an old woman's name. Agnes peterman the agnes beatlemania and then people in the no no. Oh that's that's brian's line. Why is it called agnes peterman. Well you'll see put it on the boy. Scouts will help. Walk you across the street that you're going to look like a ninety eight year old woman. Yeah so i'm sorry sir. No clothing line from me. But thank you for your concern and also for your passive aggressive digs. I did notice those. And i'm coming for you man. I'm coming.

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"kenan" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

02:05 min | 3 months ago

"kenan" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

"I've been having a really good time. My bike i got south of the next thing. I know i was in mexico. And i was paying with things. Confused are a lot of mexicans. Are there four new names of towns. That are are mexican things like that. Yeah a lot a lot of heritage. I can easily confused because the only difference is a toll bridge booth between california mexico. So you know i was curious. I never had to show my passport. Announced embarrassing didn't leave the country. Then i back. I come back from these trips and i'm always telling people i was in mexico and i had the best time and and then i was just in a place that sounded like it was mexico and i saw tons of people who were speaking spanish. I've had amazing happens. That's ten minutes south of the airport. Which has convinced that was sona. Do you think. I was in mexico. No doubt car. We straighten this out. Yeah absolutely not no way. Any asks every guest to go biking with him. That's cool. What kind of brighter are you. I don't have the uniform i used to. I used to wear the uniform. Because i almost thought you had to like you. Go when you first start biking you think oh and everyone else. Driving a bike is riding a bike wearing that stuff. And i thought that's just what you had to do and i really hate it so i went and found. I just didn't like looking like that. I wanted to get off my bike. Go into a cafe get coffee and look like a person who may be conceivably drove or walk there. I didn't want to act like a moon man clumping in clumpy fee in wearing weird spandex. And actually i've been to canaan. I liked the button. You like the blood stain glass. I have no ass. And so what i found is that i can wear. I can get pants that have a pad but they just look like paints..

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"kenan" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

03:45 min | 3 months ago

"kenan" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

"Need to recognise bullshit twice. That's right and the nc. Aa should be paying. What what else can we talk. Can we get a lot of people. Are you know what. I'm going to let me represent you in a class action lawsuit and i'm not gonna go. I'm not going to me. I'm gonna get my lawyer rack owner and he loves you. But i'm going get i thought you. There are a lot of people that perform at a lower energy. And when i see what you do on that show often think no. He did that twice tonight. And no one in america knows that. So i'll start a kickstarter to get concert stated for those other. They're not seeing. Yeah i mean. I i appreciate it. But yet that's That's one of those other like personal things that you know people inside appreciate and they know when they see it and you know he graduates and it helps the word of mouth as far as getting other jobs is concerned but honestly like you know how that celebration thing is fleeting over there like you know you celebrate something that went well one weekend. You're back starting fresh on monday and that week might be the worst. We your life in onions and you had to learn to kind of like mediate the celebrating and just kind of look back on it like when it's all done probably you know what i mean. Yeah the fact that you did it twice as like. Wow i feel like you know a very you know durable type of a performance like the fact that my light cracks sometimes doing warm up and then doing the andre kole twice in the night it would take toll sometime so in other sketches my voice might be blown and that will bug me more than anybody else. Because i don't think people are paying that much attention to it but at the same time it allows me to forgive myself because it's like. Yeah he made. You're doing two shows tonight. it's all good. You can have a crack on that one. Weird world one. We'd word and nobody will really be paying attention. There's the pride to of you're giving it your all all the time i tried to man. I mean that was one of those pride points of being a professional. You know growing up when i was trained like when i was looking at my mentors in the theater. That's all. They talked about being being on time. Being prepared knowing your character on your lines like you know little things like that. So i always take those performances to heart when i feel like i went into would with the right attitude basically if something goes well and i was being a little turned about it the whole week like i don't feel as good about it. You know what i mean but like it makes me feel good when i have done a whole lot of work and people still talk kindly about me. That's not the word we got before we got on this phone call but is that right. Oh okay that's that's new to me that word just all there were all these you know. This is what keenan requires before. He'll get on the interesting interesting. Do you ever find that people of will say that we were told extra. Why about you. And it didn't come from you. I've actually had that in the past. Where interns back at nbc. We're told don't make eye contact with cone. And i never said that was an and and in fact i like to chat up everybody some. I had to learn that because people would walk by and be like. Hey and then. They wouldn't say anything. And i'm like what. What is that like. They're told not to speak to you as whatever that's so that's crap like we're from. I'm from the south. So everybody says hey how you doing good morning. Would you like some tea or likes lemonade. just you know. Everybody has t- eliminate against as they're walking around. Find that really weird. You're saying wait a minute and you're saying you're walk anywhere in the south and you're just walking down the street and people were just coming out of the bushes saying would you like some tea. Would you like some lemonade. You should try it you should. You obviously haven't tried it..

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"kenan" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

07:07 min | 3 months ago

"kenan" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

"Into the phone. He's the best he's the best. He's the funniest guys. My favor cast member on saturday night. Live all right okay. that's good rick. That is the dating exactly. Yeah it was the ghost of james. I was talking to and that's incredible. I knew i knew you were only talk into talk to me through Yeah through the dave chappelle. I talked her. Goes to james. But i understand that reaction because i know i'm friendly with bill. Hader who i think is one of the funniest people in the world. And he's such a huge fan of yours he talks a lot about you and your serenity kind of on stage. You're very. you're so happy when you're performing but you're also serene and that it's very comfortable to be around and he's ideas and sketches and thought man. I wish ticket. I wish i could channel more of that. Which is i think maybe the highest compliment absolutely. I mean that's amazing it. I guess i'm putting up a good front. Because i'm actually pretty terrified doing stuff at the same time are you. Are you really though. Because i don't. I don't pick up any of that energy from you mean you've been doing this. You started being a professional sketch performer on television. How old are you fifteen. Yeah my guy you know. We was doing like recording tape. You know what i'm saying. Like the live element is a whole 'nother level so true true. it's just. It reminds me of theater. You know what i mean like. You're so nervous before you do your play and then as soon as you get out there and say your first word like all of that stuff just goes away or whatever so i try to anticipate getting to that moment more opposed to be nervous but also get to shake my jitters singing the warmer up. You know what i mean. It gives me my chance to be in front of those strangers that are going to be looking at me or whatever and get past that you know what i mean and then i can focus on the actual work and i think it's different for people when they their first time seeing people for the code open or if they're in the monologue something like that it's just like all those jitters to that point and then it's about waiting on your i laugh. Yup hopefully the first thing you say is a laugh and you can just get through that. Here's the way. I look at it. And i look at it like a any audience. It's a blind date. do you feel that. That's a unique thing to comedy. Because like if you're doing mike shakespeare's shakespeare whatever. Yeah but comedy. You have to earn a reaction every time. Well i can't say with any authority. Because i'm not an actor i've never been actually been told not to shakespeare that was in the part basically look good in tights and they. They didn't like the little thing they wanna be gone. and it really wasn't shakespeare. I was just trying to talk to him. Entites and the whole thing creeped everybody out and then later my lawyer said let's call it shakespeare in the park. I'm by the way that's rick. That's my bank but anyway share any of those. I know i know this was a long time ago I've always been very envious of people you'll see The times that i was around performing for you know or or in the same room and watching president barack obama gives speech. If he makes a joke it kills but he doesn't have to make a joke he can just tell you we need to bring peace to the world and the whole room goes crazy and i'm sitting there thinking if i go up there and say by the way we need to bring peace to the world. They say shut up. No one wants to hear from you. And it's a weird thing because that speech is well prepared. You know what. I mean is written and read over several times and they don't have to deviate from that at all but still even doing that terrifies people. You know what i'm saying is the difference with people. I don't know man it's it's it's a tough thing to try to like get past but it's also part of like embracing the fact that it's got to happen. You know what i mean. It's almost like pulling that tooth. My daughter you know was scared about losing her tooth recently. And it was just wiggling and kind of. I'm glad it was loose. Because if minute i thought you said my daughter she had this like healthy second tooth and i thought it had to go down but anyway so she had this had to go and you and she was so scared of me pulling it and i tried it a couple of times. It was making her cry and this was just like literally. Just let it fall down on its own and like the next day you know. She was just pop right out. It was no big deal. You know she was so happy and the tooth fairy was coming to visit her and everything so she got like right over it basically. So it's kinda that same philosophy but you know a lot better preached than performed than you talk about start live which is such a uniquely terrifying place to work in some ways in many ways and when you say you get to sing in the warm-up would it means you get to go and meet the audience and connect with them before you've ever been in a sketch and yes. I understand completely how that would settle you because you almost feel like you're on your way and going to go with the blind date analogy but you've parked at the restaurant and you're on your way in when you bump into the person that you're going to be seeing in five minutes and you guys share a big laugh and you have a good connection and you know before the blind date starts here. Okay is so scary. My wish there was a way to get past that but leslie jones talks about it. She's just like you know you is because you care if you didn't care then you wouldn't feel anything. Yeah that's that's the crux of i mean. Obviously not just performing a lot of things but the minute you think i've got it. I'm good cracked. This and i figured it out and it's smooth sailing from here on out. Nothing good is going to happen anymore. It'll be fine. People might pay to see it but nothing real is going to happen. And i think that's why wrong you were wrong meet. Yeah i know you're a carnivore. Not you know it's funny. I was thinking about you. You're such. i could be wrong. But i think i know one of the things that would make someone like lorne michaels really love you. He wants to be a really good performer. But i know specifically it means a lot to him when people are at sounds old fashioned. Sounds like my mom talking now. It means a lot to him when someone's well mannered at has manners and i remember the canada and him. Yeah yeah exactly and i. I know that Years and years and years ago in another lifetime now. Twenty eight years ago when he tapped me to take over the late night show. I remember thinking. Wow lorne michaels pick me. Because he thought it was the funniest one and later on. He was like no. That's not why i picked you. Say oh really and he said you have good manners. Said you have good manners and you'll be well mannered with the guests and i thought shit. That's.

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"kenan" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

02:26 min | 3 months ago

"kenan" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

"I'm friendly with bill. Hader who i think is one of the funniest people in the world. And he's such a huge fan of yours he talks a lot about you and your serenity kind of on stage. You're very. you're so happy when you're performing but you're also serene and that it's very comfortable to be around and he's ideas and sketches and thought man. I wish ticket. I wish i could channel more of that. Which is i think maybe the highest compliment absolutely. I mean that's amazing it. I guess i'm putting up a good front. Because i'm actually pretty terrified doing stuff at the same time are you. Are you really though. Because i don't. I don't pick up any of that energy from you mean you've been doing this. You started being a professional sketch performer on television. How old are you fifteen. Yeah my guy you know. We was doing like recording tape. You know what i'm saying. Like the live element is a whole 'nother level so true true. it's just. It reminds me of theater. You know what i mean like. You're so nervous before you do your play and then as soon as you get out there and say your first word like all of that stuff just goes away or whatever so i try to anticipate getting to that moment more opposed to be nervous but also get to shake my jitters singing the warmer up. You know what i mean. It gives me my chance to be in front of those strangers that are going to be looking at me or whatever and get past that you know what i mean and then i can focus on the actual work and i think it's different for people when they their first time seeing people for the code open or if they're in the monologue something like that it's just like all those jitters to that point and then it's about waiting on your i laugh. Yup hopefully the first thing you say is a laugh and you can just get through that. Here's the way. I look at it. And i look at it like a any audience. It's a blind date. do you feel that. That's a unique thing to comedy. Because like if you're doing mike shakespeare's shakespeare whatever. Yeah but comedy. You have to earn a reaction every time. Well i can't say with any authority. Because i'm not an actor i've never been actually been told not to shakespeare that was in the part basically look good in tights and they. They didn't like the little thing they wanna be gone. and it really wasn't shakespeare. I was just trying to talk to him. Entites and the whole thing creeped everybody out and then later my lawyer said let's call it shakespeare in the park.

Kenan Thompson's On-Stage Serenity

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

02:26 min | 3 months ago

Kenan Thompson's On-Stage Serenity

"I'm friendly with bill. Hader who i think is one of the funniest people in the world. And he's such a huge fan of yours he talks a lot about you and your serenity kind of on stage. You're very. you're so happy when you're performing but you're also serene and that it's very comfortable to be around and he's ideas and sketches and thought man. I wish ticket. I wish i could channel more of that. Which is i think maybe the highest compliment absolutely. I mean that's amazing it. I guess i'm putting up a good front. Because i'm actually pretty terrified doing stuff at the same time are you. Are you really though. Because i don't. I don't pick up any of that energy from you mean you've been doing this. You started being a professional sketch performer on television. How old are you fifteen. Yeah my guy you know. We was doing like recording tape. You know what i'm saying. Like the live element is a whole 'nother level so true true. it's just. It reminds me of theater. You know what i mean like. You're so nervous before you do your play and then as soon as you get out there and say your first word like all of that stuff just goes away or whatever so i try to anticipate getting to that moment more opposed to be nervous but also get to shake my jitters singing the warmer up. You know what i mean. It gives me my chance to be in front of those strangers that are going to be looking at me or whatever and get past that you know what i mean and then i can focus on the actual work and i think it's different for people when they their first time seeing people for the code open or if they're in the monologue something like that it's just like all those jitters to that point and then it's about waiting on your i laugh. Yup hopefully the first thing you say is a laugh and you can just get through that. Here's the way. I look at it. And i look at it like a any audience. It's a blind date. do you feel that. That's a unique thing to comedy. Because like if you're doing mike shakespeare's shakespeare whatever. Yeah but comedy. You have to earn a reaction every time. Well i can't say with any authority. Because i'm not an actor i've never been actually been told not to shakespeare that was in the part basically look good in tights and they. They didn't like the little thing they wanna be gone. and it really wasn't shakespeare. I was just trying to talk to him. Entites and the whole thing creeped everybody out and then later my lawyer said let's call it shakespeare in the park.

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"kenan" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

08:32 min | 3 months ago

"kenan" Discussed on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

"Hello there though there. I'm trying. I'm trying to become professional when i do the podcast and it's not working. Why the biggest. Thickest note about our podcast is that it is the by far the least professional operation anybody's ever encountered so i thought i'd start with low. I'm conan and welcome to conan. O'brien needs a friend. But i should say just before we the podcast today. Sona had a total technical meltdown. And it's It's been a joy for me. I've been. I've been loving it because usually the joke is ha- conan the old fool. What an idiot you know. Everyone laughs at me because i'm not very good with tech obviously Way outperforming other areas but when it comes to tech not great. But i think i've really learned how to do it pretty well. I got on my computer early today. I set up my ring light. I adjusted my mic to the various correct frequencies. I did everything right. And just an eleven o'clock when we were starting. I was ready to go. Sony immediately froze and sony. You said your problem was that you were. You didn't have. You weren't hardwired you're in a different room are you. Hardwired hardwired is yes what is it. It's a thicker coating around. The wire makes it harder to bend. You're not hardwired. You know how i know. You're not hardwired either is because if you need to be hardwired we need to bring our. It guy. chris hayes to your house so that he can hard wire your computer. So so you're saying that. The thing that i was making fun of you for not having i also don't have yes. You haven't even achieved that level yet you have. You don't even know where your router is so you couldn't even hard wire yourself even if you wanted to. I could try. I've seen the movie weird science. I happen to know by watching. Anthony michael hall that all you need is a computer and then some some pictures of girls in magazines from the eighties. And then you need to wear underwear on your head and get hit in. The house has to get hit by lightning and then a real life sexy woman will come out of a closet with a lot of steam. Okay so everything you know about tech you know from that nineteen eighties. Everything i ever needed to learn about technology. Kelly le brock said. I saw that movie when i first came out to los angeles and it was like one of the first movies that i think greg daniels and i who were writing partners. We had nothing to do. We had no girlfriends. We had no social life we. We wrote jokes all the time we shared a car. We went over and there was a movie called weird science and we watched it and in it these guys city it's literally they want to create the perfect woman so they cut out pictures from a magazine and they feed them into. I don't know what they just feed them. I think into a printer or computer and then the house they wear helmets made a foil and they were on their heads. The house gets hit with electricity and then suddenly a closet opens and there's a lot of the same light they use for. At and the goonies every other booby made it. Kelly lebron walks out in her underwear. And i thought. Oh so. that's how computers work no sex. Yes and sacks so i tried for years afterwards to create a woman by shoving pieces of paper into any whole i could find in the series and then hoping that i'd get hit by lightning and nothing nothing happened. That's not actually true. No that's i did create andy richter's. It wasn't quite what i was looking for. Just one of the funniest people i've ever met so i didn't get exactly what i was looking for. And but it was still. It was a great achievement. Any richer i should point out was also wearing the same underwear. Kelly was wearing which wasn't again. What my favorite thing. But not my least favorite thing he'd do. You remember that i think she was wearing like blue briefs and a cutoff like half top a sweatshirt. Yeah well i i i i want pretend i don't remember but i remember exactly so that had that movie had a big impact on me. Weird science Because i decided then that computers aren't so hard he just it's it's sort of in a weird way. It was an -ticipant the secret. You know which is if you the whole oprah philosophy of if you just think about it it will happen. It's the same it's the same. Yes if if nerds don't have a girlfriend and they want a sexy girlfriend. They just have to buy a lot of softcore porn magazines and show f- stuff teachers. How do you feed it into a computer. I'm looking at my computer now. And i want to say this is my big problem. I love apple products. My big problem with apple is i. Don't see a place for me to shove. Yeah a photograph of kelly le brock. I don't see it anywhere. We should talk to tim cook about that. I've called unique petco her. I've called many times on no left messages with assistant so somewhere. There's a bunch of memos that say for tim cook saint conan o'brien called r. e. No no no porto in any macbook pros where he can insert photographs of eighty sex symbols to create them while wearing a broad is heading getting hit with lightning. That's what it says. In the memo's to tim cook there were at least fifty of them and he's never returned my call. I love the image of your computer on a desk and below it is a bunch of crumpled kelly the right to try to get frustrated and for a while i was trying to use what i thought and it was just like no. That's just a small. That's the power cord goes there. No that's you know so anyway. Get on that apple because there are a lot of freaks like me. who are you know. we're ready to go. Yeah this is important over else. You're working on stop. We need portals to pictures of eighties. Seth i also and this is going to be controversial. We've got plenty of vaccines now out there. Oh saying let's pull out some of those people in research and development five vaccine. Let's put the person working on the sixth working on creating kelly. Bronx using mat brooke pros. He's who's who's on the show. Today cohen please please change the subject because they really don't want to update my resume. So who's on. Who's on the show. Well i'm glad you brought it up. Could because i'm pretty sure what i just said was unacceptable. I'm pretty sure i am sixty percent. Sure that my idea to pull research and development people off of more vaccines and putting put them into making what happened in weird science a reality probably most people will think i'm a little off kilter so i think it's a good time to bring out the guest. Yeah yeah probably my guest. Today is a hilarious comedian. Who's been a cast member on saturday. Night live for eighteen seasons. Good god him. The longest tenured cast member. That's fascinating us fantastic. I've been the longest host of the conan show. Is that No one else has hosted conan longer than conan. okay. I made it about myself. It's not that thrilled to have him here. I can't believe he's been snl for eighteen years. He's so funny he also stars and be new series. Keenan on nbc. I'm excited chat with him today. Thrilled actually kenan thompson. Welcome people.

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Five Storylines for 2021

Beyond The Baseline

06:06 min | 5 months ago

Five Storylines for 2021

"Everyone on. Your sports illustrated tennis. Podcasts are last ten of being ear. Jbl joining me. We already dispensed awards handed out Various honors we toasted these six players. Who won majors in two thousand twenty in this crazy year. We have good farewell to the bryan brothers. We lamented strangeness of this rotation around the sun we have looked forward to twenty twenty one. So let's just kind of do it all out rap. Jamie how are you. How goes in your parts. Are you dusted with snow. As we are here in new york it is a little bit more than a dusting here but We are warm inside staring. It's still coming down but we are. We are all good here. I can always tell the rhythm of tennessee's in based on knows a press releases. I'm sent in when there are no tournaments On the calendar when they're no match is being played They tend to get to increasingly distant for tennis itself. It's been a while since. I've gotten a press release about An actual tournament result or a match result. So let's let's just kind of take final inventory of twenty twenty one twenty two twenty then spinning forward to Twenty twenty one. Are there any any sort of enduring memory. You're doing capsule late straight year in in in one image. What would it be in one image. That is hard. I would say if that was the case in an empty an empty stadium. An empty arena. But i think i think for me you did this a little bit in your mouth but i kind of have to agree with you that feel like all in all a twenty twenty was terrible of course across the board but for china's i do think that sport distinguish itself in many ways in. I think that for a lot of the players that you know we have been talking about for years now It was really nice to see a lot of those players breakthrough in different ways. I think of course dominic. Thiem you know had finally won his first major and you know he had a really strong year across the board You know twenty seven years old finally gets to his high ranking. Gets that major. And you know it's all done at that first ornament back first major nine only osaka of course who not only is her major haul here but then she found her voice and you know use it and use it well and i think You know we can talk a little bit more about her but you have severe kenan against him. Thank someone who we talked about. Who is young and she. You know kind of proved again that she is here and you know she's twenty twenty two years old but her first major win was not a fluke and the list goes on. I think again. These are players that we've been talking about and it was good to see them all breakthrough re cement themselves and kind of redefine their careers This year in twenty twenty such important year for everyone. I can give you my My off-court analog to that I think we're all waiting to see which of these changes are stopgap in that means in life and not just a tennis We which of these are going to be a new way of life so our zoom good replace office and are we all going to be enjoying outdoor dining going forward and how much of this is just Emergency measure it. How much this heart and into our new reality. And i think at tennis we have the same thing that we haven't had a lot of match results I'm glad you hit on the ones we did. And i did have some really good tennis but i think a lot of the discussion has been about. How do we broadcast sport. How do we travel the australian open falsifying dough high then charter private planes for everyone to then quarantine them austrailia. And we have events moving. And we've experimented with different formats for tennis and i think if any good has come out of this year it has been that tennis has finally decided to innovate to cooperate. It's not always been perfect. But i think there's a real sort of spirit of enterprise it hasn't always been around the sport in some of this was the society Some of this was just trying to salvage events and put some some money in player's pockets. But i do really hope that. This spirit of enterprise. We can do things a little bit different than we break some models. We can defy conventional wisdom. We can try and shift dates around if miami has to be played for one year in the middle east so be it and if indian wells gets moved to october and everybody stops in the desert on their way to from china so be it. I hope that this is one of the legacy of this. This unhappy year is that tennis has a lot more liability and is a lot. More nibble has the job of its flexibility on the court. It can do the splits. And i do think that if any good comes out of this year apart from what you say that the emergence of team was great. And i always talk then. Profes- mitch there was. There was really howard moments on court. But i do think to me one of the great sort of i hope. Enduring legacies of this horrible year is a tennis has proven that it's a lot more nimble than than perhaps we thought. Perhaps it bought So i guess we'll sort of you know against a lot of we can use that to transition to twenty twenty one. There are still a lot of unanswered questions about the schedule about rankings about where the tokyo olympics factor into the this year. That's already growing complicated but I do think there was a real spirit of cooperation in our ingenuity video of enterprise. Haven't always seen in tennis

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Five Storylines for 2021

Beyond The Baseline

06:06 min | 5 months ago

Five Storylines for 2021

"Everyone on. Your sports illustrated tennis. Podcasts are last ten of being ear. Jbl joining me. We already dispensed awards handed out Various honors we toasted these six players. Who won majors in two thousand twenty in this crazy year. We have good farewell to the bryan brothers. We lamented strangeness of this rotation around the sun we have looked forward to twenty twenty one. So let's just kind of do it all out rap. Jamie how are you. How goes in your parts. Are you dusted with snow. As we are here in new york it is a little bit more than a dusting here but We are warm inside staring. It's still coming down but we are. We are all good here. I can always tell the rhythm of tennessee's in based on knows a press releases. I'm sent in when there are no tournaments On the calendar when they're no match is being played They tend to get to increasingly distant for tennis itself. It's been a while since. I've gotten a press release about An actual tournament result or a match result. So let's let's just kind of take final inventory of twenty twenty one twenty two twenty then spinning forward to Twenty twenty one. Are there any any sort of enduring memory. You're doing capsule late straight year in in in one image. What would it be in one image. That is hard. I would say if that was the case in an empty an empty stadium. An empty arena. But i think i think for me you did this a little bit in your mouth but i kind of have to agree with you that feel like all in all a twenty twenty was terrible of course across the board but for china's i do think that sport distinguish itself in many ways in. I think that for a lot of the players that you know we have been talking about for years now It was really nice to see a lot of those players breakthrough in different ways. I think of course dominic. Thiem you know had finally won his first major and you know he had a really strong year across the board You know twenty seven years old finally gets to his high ranking. Gets that major. And you know it's all done at that first ornament back first major nine only osaka of course who not only is her major haul here but then she found her voice and you know use it and use it well and i think You know we can talk a little bit more about her but you have severe kenan against him. Thank someone who we talked about. Who is young and she. You know kind of proved again that she is here and you know she's twenty twenty two years old but her first major win was not a fluke and the list goes on. I think again. These are players that we've been talking about and it was good to see them all breakthrough re cement themselves and kind of redefine their careers This year in twenty twenty such important year for everyone. I can give you my My off-court analog to that I think we're all waiting to see which of these changes are stopgap in that means in life and not just a tennis We which of these are going to be a new way of life so our zoom good replace office and are we all going to be enjoying outdoor dining going forward and how much of this is just Emergency measure it. How much this heart and into our new reality. And i think at tennis we have the same thing that we haven't had a lot of match results I'm glad you hit on the ones we did. And i did have some really good tennis but i think a lot of the discussion has been about. How do we broadcast sport. How do we travel the australian open falsifying dough high then charter private planes for everyone to then quarantine them austrailia. And we have events moving. And we've experimented with different formats for tennis and i think if any good has come out of this year it has been that tennis has finally decided to innovate to cooperate. It's not always been perfect. But i think there's a real sort of spirit of enterprise it hasn't always been around the sport in some of this was the society Some of this was just trying to salvage events and put some some money in player's pockets. But i do really hope that. This spirit of enterprise. We can do things a little bit different than we break some models. We can defy conventional wisdom. We can try and shift dates around if miami has to be played for one year in the middle east so be it and if indian wells gets moved to october and everybody stops in the desert on their way to from china so be it. I hope that this is one of the legacy of this. This unhappy year is that tennis has a lot more liability and is a lot. More nibble has the job of its flexibility on the court. It can do the splits. And i do think that if any good comes out of this year apart from what you say that the emergence of team was great. And i always talk then. Profes- mitch there was. There was really howard moments on court. But i do think to me one of the great sort of i hope. Enduring legacies of this horrible year is a tennis has proven that it's a lot more nimble than than perhaps we thought. Perhaps it bought So i guess we'll sort of you know against a lot of we can use that to transition to twenty twenty one. There are still a lot of unanswered questions about the schedule about rankings about where the tokyo olympics factor into the this year. That's already growing complicated but I do think there was a real spirit of cooperation in our ingenuity video of enterprise. Haven't always seen in tennis

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Five Storylines for 2021

Beyond The Baseline

05:13 min | 5 months ago

Five Storylines for 2021

"Everyone on. Your sports illustrated tennis. Podcasts are last ten of being ear. Jbl joining me. We already dispensed awards handed out Various honors we toasted these six players. Who won majors in two thousand twenty in this crazy year. We have good farewell to the bryan brothers. We lamented strangeness of this rotation around the sun we have looked forward to twenty twenty one. So let's just kind of do it all out rap. Jamie how are you. How goes in your parts. Are you dusted with snow. As we are here in new york it is a little bit more than a dusting here but We are warm inside staring. It's still coming down but we are. We are all good here. I can always tell the rhythm of tennessee's in based on knows a press releases. I'm sent in when there are no tournaments On the calendar when they're no match is being played They tend to get to increasingly distant for tennis itself. It's been a while since. I've gotten a press release about An actual tournament result or a match result. So let's let's just kind of take final inventory of twenty twenty one twenty two twenty then spinning forward to Twenty twenty one. Are there any any sort of enduring memory. You're doing capsule late straight year in in in one image. What would it be in one image. That is hard. I would say if that was the case in an empty an empty stadium. An empty arena. But i think i think for me you did this a little bit in your mouth but i kind of have to agree with you that feel like all in all a twenty twenty was terrible of course across the board but for china's i do think that sport distinguish itself in many ways in. I think that for a lot of the players that you know we have been talking about for years now It was really nice to see a lot of those players breakthrough in different ways. I think of course dominic. Thiem you know had finally won his first major and you know he had a really strong year across the board You know twenty seven years old finally gets to his high ranking. Gets that major. And you know it's all done at that first ornament back first major nine only osaka of course who not only is her major haul here but then she found her voice and you know use it and use it well and i think You know we can talk a little bit more about her but you have severe kenan against him. Thank someone who we talked about. Who is young and she. You know kind of proved again that she is here and you know she's twenty twenty two years old but her first major win was not a fluke and the list goes on. I think again. These are players that we've been talking about and it was good to see them all breakthrough re cement themselves and kind of redefine their careers This year in twenty twenty such important year for everyone. I can give you my My off-court analog to that I think we're all waiting to see which of these changes are stopgap in that means in life and not just a tennis We which of these are going to be a new way of life so our zoom good replace office and are we all going to be enjoying outdoor dining going forward and how much of this is just Emergency measure it. How much this heart and into our new reality. And i think at tennis we have the same thing that we haven't had a lot of match results I'm glad you hit on the ones we did. And i did have some really good tennis but i think a lot of the discussion has been about. How do we broadcast sport. How do we travel the australian open falsifying dough high then charter private planes for everyone to then quarantine them austrailia. And we have events moving. And we've experimented with different formats for tennis and i think if any good has come out of this year it has been that tennis has finally decided to innovate to cooperate. It's not always been perfect. But i think there's a real sort of spirit of enterprise it hasn't always been around the sport in some of this was the society Some of this was just trying to salvage events and put some some money in player's pockets. But i do really hope that. This spirit of enterprise. We can do things a little bit different than we break some models. We can defy conventional wisdom. We can try and shift dates around if miami has to be played for one year in the middle east so be it and if indian wells gets moved to october and everybody stops in the desert on their way to from china so be it. I hope that this is one of the legacy of this. This unhappy year is that tennis has a lot more liability and is a lot. More nibble has the job of its flexibility on the court. It can do the splits.

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Five Storylines for 2021

Beyond The Baseline

04:27 min | 5 months ago

Five Storylines for 2021

"Everyone on. Your sports illustrated tennis. Podcasts are last ten of being ear. Jbl joining me. We already dispensed awards handed out Various honors we toasted these six players. Who won majors in two thousand twenty in this crazy year. We have good farewell to the bryan brothers. We lamented strangeness of this rotation around the sun we have looked forward to twenty twenty one. So let's just kind of do it all out rap. Jamie how are you. How goes in your parts. Are you dusted with snow. As we are here in new york it is a little bit more than a dusting here but We are warm inside staring. It's still coming down but we are. We are all good here. I can always tell the rhythm of tennessee's in based on knows a press releases. I'm sent in when there are no tournaments On the calendar when they're no match is being played They tend to get to increasingly distant for tennis itself. It's been a while since. I've gotten a press release about An actual tournament result or a match result. So let's let's just kind of take final inventory of twenty twenty one twenty two twenty then spinning forward to Twenty twenty one. Are there any any sort of enduring memory. You're doing capsule late straight year in in in one image. What would it be in one image. That is hard. I would say if that was the case in an empty an empty stadium. An empty arena. But i think i think for me you did this a little bit in your mouth but i kind of have to agree with you that feel like all in all a twenty twenty was terrible of course across the board but for china's i do think that sport distinguish itself in many ways in. I think that for a lot of the players that you know we have been talking about for years now It was really nice to see a lot of those players breakthrough in different ways. I think of course dominic. Thiem you know had finally won his first major and you know he had a really strong year across the board You know twenty seven years old finally gets to his high ranking. Gets that major. And you know it's all done at that first ornament back first major nine only osaka of course who not only is her major haul here but then she found her voice and you know use it and use it well and i think You know we can talk a little bit more about her but you have severe kenan against him. Thank someone who we talked about. Who is young and she. You know kind of proved again that she is here and you know she's twenty twenty two years old but her first major win was not a fluke and the list goes on. I think again. These are players that we've been talking about and it was good to see them all breakthrough re cement themselves and kind of redefine their careers This year in twenty twenty such important year for everyone. I can give you my My off-court analog to that I think we're all waiting to see which of these changes are stopgap in that means in life and not just a tennis We which of these are going to be a new way of life so our zoom good replace office and are we all going to be enjoying outdoor dining going forward and how much of this is just Emergency measure it. How much this heart and into our new reality. And i think at tennis we have the same thing that we haven't had a lot of match results I'm glad you hit on the ones we did. And i did have some really good tennis but i think a lot of the discussion has been about. How do we broadcast sport. How do we travel the australian open falsifying dough high then charter private planes for everyone to then quarantine them austrailia. And we have events moving. And we've experimented with different formats for tennis and i think if any good has come out of this year it has been that tennis has finally decided to innovate to cooperate. It's not always been perfect. But i think there's a real sort of spirit of enterprise it hasn't always been around the sport

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"kenan" Discussed on Late Night with Seth Meyers Podcast

Late Night with Seth Meyers Podcast

07:33 min | 9 months ago

"kenan" Discussed on Late Night with Seth Meyers Podcast

"Night with Seth, Meyer's late night is returning to thirty rock after Labor Day. But while the show is on hiatus, this podcast will look back at some recent segments from the show today you'll hear interview with Saturday night live cast member, Keenan Thompson but first set talks too late nights news writer Jeff Right about what's really going on with Tiktok. Last week president trump invoked his emergency economic powers to ban the digital APP Tiktok here to talk about it as our new writer Jeff Right, what they do said. Hey Jeff. So what do you think about the President Banning Tiktok? I, hate this someone has to do something allow. So I didn't realize you'd be upset of course I'm I'm a young person imagine if someone took your metamucil set, you'd be mad to. Not at all are you on? I'm on twitter are like the president. I'm not as old as the president. Oh good for you like my grandma. That's a great attitude to have look like a lot of young people. I spent a lot of time on tiktok. It's really important to me and I think this is an attack on a Yo. Oh interesting why do you think ending Tiktok, accounts is an attack on the US because that's something Donald Trump has never had before a tedtalk account. You trump has never been young in his life. The man was born old look at this picture look at that shirt he's four years old and he looks like he's headed to a parent teacher conference. What about the fact that the APP could be used by oppressive governments in counterintelligence gather information surveilled Americans I don't understand these all words are using try saying swag at the end of your sentence. What about the fact that the APP could be used to spy on Americans? Swag. Oh, that's what you're trying to say, look this is America in twenty twenty. We don't have any intelligence were running around massless coughing on each other at outback steakhouse. We dumb as hell, the only information that could be collected from our country. What not to do this is this isn't about data or intelligence. This is about the president getting Roasti. All, you think trump's decision to ban is based on the amount of people make fun of him on Tiktok. Sad, what is the only thing worse than being teased being teased by people younger than you want an APP you don't understand exactly said to talk has been around an owned by China for four years. But now suddenly trump realizes he's being roasted on a he has a problem with it is clear. There's a connection is like how I heard you shorts to the office one time in everyone may of your bird lists so bad no one's allowed to wear shorts to the office. That's not true. So? I can wear shorts in office. No one's Gordon's right now because a code. But I can wear shorts when we come back we'll. Probably, be too cold for short saying. What if winner shorts my? Legs Okay see you're mad that you got teeth in. So trump I'd be mad too at that sounds like a fun way to tell time build with people dancing was actually used to make fun of me. All people are crazy sensitive almost as sensitive as they are indecisive indecisive. Yes I they tell us go outside more get screens then you guys castle outside for what seems like forever so we stay inside us to talk but now that's getting band at this point I'm like, what are you want from me talk to? Use Your own words to convince him I. Don't think I could convince trump to do anything. What about when you convince them to run for President? I, you know I don't think it was me you was you think trump would love tick tock since he has so much in common with it. They're both influenced by shady foreign elements and they both make you scream at your phone. What about the fact that to make using chick tax increasing influence on young mice push communist propaganda. Don't understand these old you using transcend swag at the end again. All right. What about the fact that China may using tight as means to push propaganda swag? Leave with swagger and so what if China's pushing their narratives food as do it all the time? No matter how many times they showed that cold looking floppy, ass. When I get hungry I'm never thinking I should go to Arby's sounds like you're really upset about this. Yes to talk was all I had. You still have facebook. Again, I don't understand these old words. Jeff right everybody will be right back with more late night. The night is an Emmy Award winning comedian who is heading into his eighteenth season on Saturday night live. He's also the CO host of the podcast you already know here's my conversation with the one the only Keenan Thompson. Great to see you can't at how are you? Great to see you buddy liquid look at that hair I'm going right after it immediately. Before the. But you joy I'm glad I'm glad I caught it. I. Need the SERTA positive feedback to keep my flowing locks flowing so Even after you know when you after Korn team hopefully will be over and stuff like that. Are you gonNA ever like get back to growing out? Are you feeling like a difference? Because we're never more than like two weeks off. We're actually in the regular studios. This might be the last rob. It's been a good food good era I joined to be like near mix book cover almost. You haven't written the book that I should take some a jacket covers now. While your first book cover that should be some jacket photo assure. Looking good color. Are you can't another six to how it been hanging in all the been good either you know they're big grows like old enough to Kinda know what's going on but no not old enough to be missing anything necessarily like she's still into a couple of kids here in there you know friends and family and stuff like that. So your your six year old, the people she did get to see where. For her because you are now guest judge on America's got talent and et in Georgia. Georgia fan correct. She is a giant enormous fan I mean, she watches it day. She knows all the contestants first and last name and their stories. You know what I mean is that her first real dive into something that's hers. Britain's got talent. She's going deep with it vast. Great. How of you enjoyed billion signed cal? Yeah. Everybody was really warm and welcoming the they were great. It was a little hard to watch people kind of get sent home or whatever. But still I class your had a dream come true and that that was good enough for me. You know she got wave everybody in say was at the news you know and Terry crews it's all his he's got some real sharp radar on the color game but though suit. Nice Pumpkin. Spice Silky Fall everybody regularly for fall I was good. So I have to ask the last year in the show you were getting ready for the Eddie Murphy hosted Christmas snl and I should apologize to my bureaus because every single person who not since then I've asked about it but I still jealous that I didn't get to be there just watching home with such. What was it like what?.

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"kenan" Discussed on Anna Faris Is Unqualified

Anna Faris Is Unqualified

04:42 min | 9 months ago

"kenan" Discussed on Anna Faris Is Unqualified

"Yeah made it was beyond time and it started to become a pattern of throw me an address alligator laugh as opposed to being really motivated by stuff. So that's kind of where that came from there is something really archaic about the idea I guys watching some real housewives thing and. You know these men dressed up as women for some Halloween Party and they just get the biggest kick out of it. Thank you. That just shows you this. Man's mind and every they get such a kick out of pertaining to be a woman it things like those are the most pent up dudes get zero. You know what? I mean like the more you around ladies and you really WanNa perform how they really are. Now these guys that are like constantly like reaching across the bar trying to get to that one lane that's just constantly rejecting them whatever they really start acting like that. So right or they completely ignore them in their kind of just vikings in their in their life and world you know what? I mean the very. piggies. Smelting he's. I love the Vikings in your own world. Keenan. I love that. Yeah. Because there's always some super bearded dude in any puts on address in any really starts just put non the show the Mike. Okay. What. Cartoons person are you emulating right now? Tally. All right. So what's your favorite rainy day movie? I mean I'll put ground day on at any moment. Is because reputation is one of my favorite things. An that movie is a perfect encapsulation of that also interested brilliantly written in. Hell. Ramos is just incredibly talented. He's like. Writer wise. I guess what? John Fumes Director. Wise was for me growing up just very pure. Very funny. Very straightforward. Awesome ship, this structure of that movie is done. So well, it's hard to find comedies that have like a pretty tight structure. Perfect. It's this big concepts. It's hard to do a lot of big concept. You know there's only one God concept and stuff like that. So whenever they touch on it, they have to do it the right way Mike. Bruce Almighty and Groundhog Day to have God complex of what if I got all these powers and stuff like that..

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"kenan" Discussed on Anna Faris Is Unqualified

Anna Faris Is Unqualified

02:23 min | 9 months ago

"kenan" Discussed on Anna Faris Is Unqualified

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"kenan" Discussed on Anna Faris Is Unqualified

Anna Faris Is Unqualified

03:45 min | 9 months ago

"kenan" Discussed on Anna Faris Is Unqualified

"Hey how are you? I'm great. I'm so happy to be talking to you how are you? I'm good. Remember you talked to you to allow Entira I. Know Thank you for doing this than multiplayer Keenan congratulations. Thank you. Thank you very much. How do you feel about the whole thing? Are you bummed that it might be not full gala ceremony I don't even know how it's GonNa Work I. Don't know if I can really be bummed about anything just blessed to be alive. You know my times of so crazy in. So intense on so many different fronts and levels that on Yeezus China focus on family safe and make sure I can continue to provide a healthy way. But at the same time trying to fight the good fight, you know as much as I can do from here. So can you want an emmy? Was it two years? With Chris in Chris. Read when I am again because of that Comeback Barack saw incredible it was awesome to great sketch. Don't you think that if you had an a home invader, you could use that emmy as a full weapon accurate but it's in New, York and I'm in Florida. You don't travel. That'd be kind of the best. If you did though I mean I'll get on the trip home I. Guess That's the thing you do is you travel with it out of the case home that's like their tradition or whatever. So I did that I was represented but yet I it's got like pre pokey Angel Wings. So you could like really puts them is out or like straight to the throat it game of thrones of. What's going on with you guys over there? What was your nominations? I'm reading? No no we. Need this year that's a robbery. Piling up at this point. So I view it as totally lemonade because I'm like an award virgin. The one award I have is my high times stony award for best album. Cover super proud of it's a bomb right but I think I would be happy of course to be nominated I guess. But I think. In trying to suppress any like hope, I would want to put it out of my mind and I think it would be really difficult to have like especially those first few weeks when you have like your old team and your friends and everybody like he can't imagine not being emotionally invested after a couple of months of hearing like the lead up at some point be like fuck I guess I do WanNa, win this shit I probably won't. I mean, yeah, you'd be lying to yourself if you try to act like, Oh, it doesn't matter I mean it's a huge deal but if you're smart, you take the win at the nomination basically in leave it there you know what I'm saying and then whatever else comes comes I guess yeah but I do think there's all that dress stress for women Oh man is dressed stress for dudes in like every single time you'd think you would have like a suit rainy or something like that, but it's like no new event new fucking procedure basically so like All right. Let's find what style talks who is in and hasn't been done yet and Blah Blah Blah down. She was inside. It's a whole thing for events. You know like when it's A. Tux a black tie type thing it's It's a dressy stress for everybody. The evil part to that I didn't know about is for ladies. Certain designers won't dress you. You know arcadia would imagine the stress for for ladies. It's gotTa be insane and is that you know what I mean like, what do you mean? You don't design for certain people do what you do. Yeah. DESIGN CLOTHES FOR PEOPLE. Sakina I want of course talks you about my experience view on Saturday night live was the best. It was so much fun. You know I I was already a huge fan..

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Nick Cannon dropped by ViacomCBS over "anti-Semitic" comments

WBZ Midday News

00:41 sec | 10 months ago

Nick Cannon dropped by ViacomCBS over "anti-Semitic" comments

"CBS is ending its relationship with Nick Cannon for what they're deeming hateful speech in anti Semitism. Viacom CBS has cut ties with Nick Cannon over an episode of his video Podcast Cannons class featuring Professor Griff of Public Enemy that was filmed last year and ran on YouTube two weeks ago. Kenan and Griff say that black people are the true Hebrews and Jews have taken their identity, Cannon writes on Facebook. He wholeheartedly apologizes but denies the company's claim that he did not reach out to acknowledge the situation. He demands full ownership of his improv. Siri's Wilden out. Kanan has other deals unconnected to Viacom. CBS, including hosting NBC's America's Got Talent, and Fox is the masked singer. I'm Margie Szaroleta.

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"kenan" Discussed on The New Yorker Radio Hour

The New Yorker Radio Hour

02:33 min | 11 months ago

"kenan" Discussed on The New Yorker Radio Hour

"It's like Oh. That's a huge deal for me. Especially for the culture, so I wanted to do a great job. I couldn't wait to meet. My idol got to meet him first day got to work with them. You know a couple of weeks later. Whatever and was cameo would just mean him. and was a little exposed to kind of like. His real nature as opposed like his, you know persona that he puts on, and there was a little raw, so it wasn't as raw as would really came out, but that was definitely a peek behind the curtain of like Oh. This is not just Mr. cleaner whatever? It was never anything like overly alarming where I was just like you know police. I think you guys need to check this dude out. You know I just had never heard even curse. You know what I'm saying like hearing him. Just talk casually and stuff like that was shocking. And then get all blew up after that and it all came crashing down. It was like that's crazy, but it doesn't eliminate what my job is in. My job is to hold the mirror up to what my face. Same reason why you know. We had to do the OJ thing there was. A guy named OJ WHO's out of jalen dating. You know what I'm saying. SIS The reality. He's on twitter right now. He's snack Oh. I would rather he didn't. You know. That's the time. Yeah, I'm mad. Having a thank you for doing this man. How about breadth? Keenan Thompson speaking with staff writer Vincent Cunningham in October, twenty, nine, thousand nine. That's the. New Yorker Radio Hour for today I'm David Ramnik. WanNa thank you for joining us and I hope you'll join us next time. The New Yorker Radio Hour is a co-production of wnyc studios and the New Yorker our theme music was composed and performed by Merrill garbage. Tune yards with additional music by Alexis Padro. This episode was produced by Alex Barron Emily Boutin Ave correo ran and corby leah. David prowse now Caroline Lester. Go Fan who well a Louis Mitchell Michelle Moses, in Stephen Valentino with help from Alison Magadan Denny Bonner among Chen and emily man. This episode was produced with help from Rhonda Sherman David Ohana. The New Yorker Radio Hour supported in part by the Torino Endowment.

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"kenan" Discussed on The New Yorker Radio Hour

The New Yorker Radio Hour

06:30 min | 11 months ago

"kenan" Discussed on The New Yorker Radio Hour

"Shit so. I was like everything. Pretty, I mean. You could go ahead and just say everything. You know what I'm saying so. I found out about that at the signing for this home. That I picked out. And Yeah, he was just. You know a weird twisted individual so. All those dreams of me like being the king of Atlanta Kinda went out the window and Shit I gotta get back to work this happened within two days. I decided I gotta go back to La and like get back to it. So, I moved back to L. A. With whatever I had. Just continue to work, but. It was really tough like our sending. My tape to SNL almost immediately, but they were saying I looked too young too young. Do! So I was taking. Jobs here and there and you know as a working actor especially when you're young, and in between things, things get kind of spread out, so it was like a job and then six months with no job. You know what I'm saying in China make all that shit work while being kind of famous. You know what I'm saying. My breaks weekend I'm getting waved at McDonalds. You know what I'm saying, but I get a free chicken sandwich. Anybody really tripping. And I just you know just can't be able to pay the bills and did that hustle. You know what I'm saying. They'd like love. Don't cost thing. And then like felicity and then barber shop and everything started rolling kind of after barber shop because I got the addition for. Tracy left. Can you tell me how what's up with that came to be. My favorite sketch. I had an idea I felt like it would be funny if I had talk show and then let people talk. Now if we was to ask, the winners used their. Thank you speech to make some kind of a political statement now as a performer yourself. Do you think that's appropriate? Is a great question. I think it's up to the individual. Giving an Oscar speech is a pretty big platform humongous platform. down. Factors have a genuine passion for certain costs, pass and acts. I enjoyed. You know soulful singing and stuff like that, and not feeling like it hasn't been on the show like that in a while, and I talked to my buddy Brian Tucker about it. He was like. Starting to get it kind of almost immediately. and He's good at like right now for lines, and then we can. Kinda mold those lines into versus that make sense. He writes out O. W E E. You know what I mean so at the table I. Do it right and then. What's up with that and then one more time, we? What's up with that and that's a course. Time and then we go from there what? I Dunno is one of these more sort of fulfilling. Creating a new character in a new situation like that or doing an impression of somebody what? Are the different parts of the brain are. I don't know if it's different parts of the brain. It's definitely people's Forte one or the other I feel like good impressions and your semi gated character work, or you're really good care to work, and then you're semi good at impressions, and then you know, of course. There's some people that can do it all like Kate McKinnon. What what I'm saying but. For me like. Impressions come very naturally to me like when I saw billy porter yesterday, I was like I got my next character. Guaranteed. rapidly. One of those people just fall out of the sky, especially in New York like. Was One of those things like I would have never researched you a character that behaved like Jimmy million. But he happened to be a guy that you know. Look like the law racks and. talked about the rent being too high. were. Worried about Agent Orange. You can't make these things up at least. One of my favorite impressions of yours in that happened in sketch was it was kind of? It's kind of controversial, but it was. You did bill cosby in jail. So, what are you in here for? You? Don't ask a man that in here. But. Keep the business. Wow, hold time. Are you really know the ropes? Before. This frigging sucks. You don't go. With You. To get a job. Keep it. This is a worn and we will vote as LAXA. Wow. Bill Cosby Having everyone in your fans. It is so disappointing to be meeting you now. What. Am Brown. I'm in jail and loving it. The down this thing, limited interaction with Camille. Fighting Gaza. Raisin I have no idea that one of the staple foods of the prison system is in general. You've been doing bill cosby on some level since you're lucky. Forever and then it's one of the more heartbreaking things in my life I would say. Because I was born in seventy, eight, so I grew up throughout the eighties and the cosby show, there was nothing bigger especially in a black household. You know what I'm saying. He was the first comedian I got to know because he was the clean one. I book I think like the first. You know autobiographical book that I got was his. Huge Fan of Jello. And on and on and went you know into a different world? You know picture pages that guy was. I get up to a point where I'm able to play fat Albert. You know what I'm saying..

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Richard Ashby on working with America's young tennis talent

The Tennis.com Podcast

07:44 min | 1 year ago

Richard Ashby on working with America's young tennis talent

"Guest for this episode? Richard Ashby Richard. Welcome thank you. Thanks for having me. Richard Works here at the. Usda national campus. Richard tells a little brief bio about yourself then working for the for sixteen years before that coached on my own little bit privately with pros and Juniors Worked in some academies before that and so. That's my coaching background played. Junior Tennis Played College University of South Carolina. That's basically playing background played a little bit of pro after college but not that successful so onto coaching. That's relatable So what players. What age group are you targeting right now? Do you work with a specific group. Your work with the fourteen hundred girls. I'm here at the national campus. So we bring kids for camps primarily camps training weeks. We don't do a lot of traveling with kids that age. We don't have them come in. For long periods of time they usually come in for a week or two weeks of training And we work with their coaches. So we get the information back to the coaches things that we worked on here things that we see we go to tournaments have a chance to watch him play there and hopefully see them improving on things have a chance to talk to their coaches about things. We're seeing a lot easier when it's you know live where you're watching something and talking with the coach so the tournaments. It's a great option to do that. With coaches so you've been working with the USA for sixteen years. Have you been with the girls? Fourteen and under age single year no Started two thousand three so that first year and the next year we're primarily with Like junior pros so kids basically seventeen to eighteen sixteen eighteen and did that for a couple of years and then in two thousand and five started with the kids born in Nineteen ninety-one that age group so worked with an age group for few years through Two thousand eight then two thousand nine. I started with twelve and unders Jade Louise and other coach. I used to work with age group and He actually started working with kids older. So I Essentially switch places with him so from two thousand nine assorted with twelve and under and kind of grown to thirteen and then fourteen and fourteen under for last few years. Do some name. What are some players you've worked with? Amanda Anisimov was slow and Stevens. Cannon CICI Bellis Falconi yes all those players So yeah very fortunate. When we moved to we moved to Boca it was a good location. Had A lot of good players in the area so players Would come through in practice. We were able to set up a program where they're younger players. Come out and you know not every day Amanda I came out like once a week when she was younger Always worked with her. Dad was her coach. So work with her Same with Sonya and We did we actually had a pretty good set-up there where they in the morning to drilling and then the afternoons do match play and we'd be able to have kids kind of all levels. Sometimes older kids coming out in the afternoon but Amanda and Sonia. You know where kids at did that from pretty much. The beginning Sloan. I've done very little with her. I mean it's mostly been Camps or a little bit of training and Let's see who else has been out of there You know so. Yeah Irena Hell Coney for sure. Was there So when I worked with a ninety one group Sorry come and play matches Actually tell Ya arena like the first candidate when we were in key Biscayne arena. It's actually in the camp along with Alli Risk. So Mallory burdette there. You go so a bunch of kids That a moved on to play pros which is great. You know so. That's one of the things. I'm fortunate. I got to work with kids. That are the best in the country so you know a lot of them are going to be successful so I was actually mentioning that to see the other day. We were watching you practice with one of the girls. I don't I can't remember her name but she's pretty good. And I made a comment to see see I was like. Did you work with coach? Richard Like Yeah. I did and I was like. That's unbelievable when I was. I believe it was thirteen or something. I was still living in New York and I got this letter from the USDA. Do you WanNa do this. Camp Key Biscayne and sure enough it was with Alison riske Madison Bengal Whom all our top seventy have been top seventy players. It's not very common for a coach to be able to have that much of an impact on so many players that end up being professional. What is it that you have that makes that possible GonNa Know How much it is me. It's definitely good system where you know. We got a chance to see young players at an early age. I remember the first camp she came to. She was not the best. One they're You're maybe in the middle of the pack She had come to the some of the similar things she has. Now you know just the excitement. She always brings the cord and everything. So that hasn't changed. You know she's just gotten better as it's gone along so You know to be to be honest. Yeah I mean I enjoy helping the kids and you know if anything the you know. Try as much as possible for them to enjoy it as well and to try to guide them. I guess for game for the future. Now you know that's up to them to pile of things but You know most of those kids like I say we're good when they got there and you know they've gotten better they've gone long moved on to other coaches and everything so successful pretty popular name is big names that have come through the. Ashby system for all those players though that that you worked with. That didn't make it. Can you tell the difference between someone like an Anisimov an Kenan? Can you see or that early on the? Hey this kid's something different or is it more of quantity and then figuring out one or two that rice the top. There are many kids that I thought were going to be very very good. Maybe even better than those guys and they ended up not being ended up being good tennis players. But not you know making it into the pros. you know so. I've learned as gone along that. I'm not a very good predictor so We try not to pick try to just have lots of players coming through as much as possible and try to treat. Treat them all in a way that this is what you need to do to be great so they have that chance some apply while some were going to be great no matter what we did but Try to treat all the players. A came to come through with the idea that you know. Look at your game now and where do you WanNa go if you want to be a pro these things you to address and unfortunately getting to see them? When they're young twelve thirteen fourteen. They have a chance to you. Know make make those adjustments if they can. So you know the the ones that came in. Maybe I thought were really good and ended up not being so good as far as results. I think. That's just how tough the sport is. You know it's I remember the stout that somebody was saying that basically every year the top one hundred seventy six jobs available something like that. We're on the women's side so you know you have to be that good that you're going to take someone's job who's seventy in the world and that's not easy so many of these guys are good players but you know it's just not that easy to actually be a

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8 Offbeat Questions About Cruise Ships Answered

Tips for Travellers Podcast

11:23 min | 1 year ago

8 Offbeat Questions About Cruise Ships Answered

"Gary Benbridge. This is another my tips travis. There are eight questions I hear people often ask on a cruise ship or ask me about cruising. They really are slightly unusual and a little bit on the side so I thought I would actually answer them right here right now starting with this. Is there a jail on board a cruise ship. Well actually there is. What's known known as a break? Now if this some issue normally passages will be restricted to their cabin but there is on most cruise ships a brig this is normally a pretty secure cure room normally in your security where they can hold up rowdy passages or in fact I guess crew until they get to the next port and can hand them over to authorities artis if something serious has happened now in reality one of the big challenges on board cruise ships is crime. And how much crime exists onboard a cruise. The statistics would suggest crime rates are not particularly high. However it's quite difficult to understand because there's no requirement and no sort of central registry because of the way that cruises run where they're registered however one of the ways of looking at crime is there are eight serious crimes which cruise companies have to report? If they're either embarking or disembarking in the United States of those eight series crimes three of them are the most reported that salts sexual assaults and theft thefts of large amounts of property high value property. However it's not really known how much petty crime exists on board a cruise ship? There are no police police on board and security will deal with most issues so the things you tend to hear about are the more serious things saying that in terms of the amount of crime crime per thousand or hundreds of thousands of passengers. It's really low on a cruise so when a crime does happen on cruise ship it get a lot of publicity but it is kind of hard to get the stats but if you do for foul and you do commit a crime or cause a disturbance there is brick on board which you will be thrown into the second question that I get asked a lot and here is how many people die on a cruise every year. Well actually the number surprise me. Small around about two hundred deaths are recorded on cruise ships bear in mind something like twenty one. Twenty two million people crews on cruise ships every year. It's a pretty small a number. Most of those deaths are related to age the dying of old age onboard cruise things to look out for on a cruise. If you hear over the Tannoy a system of the loudspeakers Operation Bright Star that means as a medical issue on board some sort of medical emergency on board and if you actually hear Operation Rising Star Star that means that has been a death on board of course the cruise lines not normally like to publicize it if it happens because it's normally happens kind of creepy and a cabin or whatever. So what do they do with the bodies. Well actually cruise ships do have a morgue and have to carry body bags normally body. We put in a body bag. It'll be stored in the mock walk now. What happens there buddy depends a little bit on the port? Some ports will want the body to be disembarked. I guess sometimes the family disembark on other cases the body he will stay on board until the ship gets back to port. It often started in because that just makes it much easier for the cruise line and often for the family to deal with the third question is is it a ship or is it a boat a lot of people on cruises go crazy when people call a cruise ship a cruise boat. So what is the right terminology terminology. Well in the whole military and all the maritime world's one of the rules that people use is you can put a boat on a ship the competition on a boat if you look at cruise ships they actually have boats on them. They have life on them so that does make them so. It's kind of informal thing. Another point of view is is anything over. Twenty meters of sixty feet is considered a ship so actually for example and river cruising longtime. They were called river boats because because they were shorter than sixty feet long however the general view is that anything's over that size is ships as in the military world. Anything of that size is I liked to be called a ship in practice. There's no right or wrong. However people who are into cruising will tend to call it a ship and and not about you'll even find some crews captains please so strong and so I've been on cruises for example on celebrity cruises where Captain Kate is is renowned for a badge that she wears which says it's a ship not about the next question I hear lot and it's actually one thing I wondered about for a long time is? Why is the safety drill called a muster drill? It's quite hard to find out the reason for that but it seems to be. It's always been called that and it's comes from the word muster muster which means to gather and it's stuck. It's become one of those terms for the safety drill very important. Of course the safety drill has to be done within. Twenty four hours was of passengers embarking. Since Costa Concordia that's become even stricter and now cruise lines do that. Before the ship actually sets sail the fifth question and is. If you've ever looked at daily program you'll see a couple of people have lots of Friends of bill and Dorothy. For example. Have lots of friends so the question you could ask is. Why on Earth do bill? W dorothy and Jimmy have so many friends that they actually have a meet up or friends of Bill. W you was the one that really kicked it all off and it's because cruise lines originally didn't want to say that they were hosting alcoholics. Anonymous Meetings Built W. refers to William or bill w Wilson who was one of the CO founders of the A. Dorothy was the codename way back when for the LGBTQ jibbed community you'll find nowadays that very few cruise lines talk about friends of Dorothy meetings and they will just call them. LGBT MEET UPS nowadays. It's the Dorothy slang word has kind of disappeared people dischord LGBT. The other one that you may see although it's much less common is friends of Jimmy and friends of Jimmy. Que refers to the or narcotics anonymous which was founded by James Kenan most cruise lines though will tend to direct people looking for an NA meeting friends of Jimmy K to the Friends of Bill W meeting. So that's why Bill Jimmy and Dorothy have so many friends. Yes and meet UPS aboard the ship and other question that I hear a lot is is it saltwater. In the toilets of course no one's going to get close enough enough to actually find out and test for themselves. Well actually originally. It was saltwater in the toilets that's before desalination plants became really really expensive and were just just prohibitive so salt water was actually used both in the showers and also in the toilets that created a lot of problems because caused rust and all sorts of problems within the actual equipment. But it was originally saltwater. Today it's not salt water. The next question is where does all this clean pure non-salted water come from. There's actually three places that it can come from on a cruise ship. The first and the most traditional is what's known as bunkering bunkering is maritime term for loading loading water on board a ship and of course if what is bunkered on a cruise ship. It's tested on both. Make sure it's all safe to drink. However nowadays cruise ships will tend to make their own water and two ways of doing that the first of the processes that cruise ships use themselves on board is known as steam? Evaporation so this is where the cruise ship uses uses the heat. The huge amount of heat that's generated by the engines. They take salt water. The heated up it evaporates the water evaporates all assaults and stuff is left behind. They then turn the steam back into water through condensation and they have water that they can entreat and make ready the other process S.. which is the most common process is known as reverse osmosis? So what happens here is was taken on board. And it's basically pushed through the microscopic screen which then keeps all the salts in the stuff like that behind and any of the fresh clean water go through because the water is then treated and make sure that it's safe to drink and consume and soon so this is the key ways that the ship gets water that people drink and use on board so water is perfectly safe drinking. It's processed and treated extremely Tarini thoroughly before it's sent through the ship for consumption and use. The next question is around waist now clearly on ships of several thousand people well an enormous amount of waste is going to be generated by human waste and rubbish. Waste so what actually happens to all of that waste. Let's talk first of all about surge. Judge Binds National Law. Oceangoing vessels are actually able to put surge in the once that twelve miles out from from land and they're going to certain speed however cruise ships are however not allowed to do it so all cruise lines which part of clear the Cruise Line Association abide right by policy which says that no untreated surge will be put it into the sea anywhere in the world at any time. So what happens. Well it's treated on board. First of all they take blackwater which is basically the human waste and take gray waters. That's water that's come out of things like the kitchens or the basis or the showers. Those two would is is all combined in certain ratios there then treated by nearly sort of bacterial treatment which purifies it then goes through another process they use UV to really treat the water rather than chlorine or chemicals because ultimately the water wants treated and is back to being completely it'd be safe and free of impurities is released normally back into the ocean when it comes to food waste all the food waste is collected and it goes through. These grinders turned turn basically into a runny mixture which then is normally also able to then be released into the sea sometimes of course it is then pumped in on land when it comes to other waste raced this whole process. What's important to know is crucial to have an environmental office on board charge of all of these various operations? So when it comes to waste your cabinet shoot for example. We'll sort through all of your waist and sorted into plastics to metals into paper. All of the glass is collected on board. It's sorted by color it's ground down and then disembarked because it sold off as waste can be recycled on land papers sorted out it's all bundled up and again that's handed of And sold for recycling and the same is done separately for Kabul and of course for things like metal cans all crushed down so there's a huge pick operation. One things. I would encourage you to do if you have a cruise ship that offers a full behind the scene to now you'll have to pay for these but it will take you right and down as the deck of the ship and you get to meet the environmental officer and you get to see the whole processing plot and it's really interesting to see how they take the waste both human wastes and the gray ray water and paper and glass and cans and it's really good to see firsthand how it's actually dealt with so this whole big recycling operation that takes WCHS place onboard cruise

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NCAA rules Memphis freshman James Wiseman ineligible for 12 games

CBS Sports Eye On College Basketball Podcast

03:58 min | 1 year ago

NCAA rules Memphis freshman James Wiseman ineligible for 12 games

"Never convince me that penny hardaway a was just by cannon out money to a mom because the mom wanted to move to be close to the daughter if the mom son was a mid major player. I bet that doesn't happen. It happened because James Wideman was the best prospect his age literally in the world. Okay so that's that's his version But even if you accept the more likely realistic not dumb virgin which is now he was trying to get. James is in high school to play basketball for east high school so he could win a state championship. That still doesn't rise to the level of what these cases usually are in other words. Penny Hardaway was a memphis booster. Yes and he provided money to a mother of of a student athlete. A recruit a student athlete true but it wasn't to get James Wiseman to go to Memphis. It was to get as many go to east high school and so that's unusual. That's not the way these things normally work now. I do think you can start to connect some dots here. Because Penny has said that he had no idea when he provided that money to James Wiseman and it allowed to move to Memphis. He had no idea that he was going to be Memphis head coach in one day recruit James. Listen to Memphis and I can't tell you what he had hit so I can't say that's is not true. I can just tell you that. I had an idea that he would be the head coach Memphis in fact on the day. James Wiseman moved to Memphis. I said this is why. You've got fire W. Smith after this season in higher penny hardaway it because if you wait another season as minority be signed to Kentucky but if you do it after this season after James's junior year of high school then at some point either before or during his senior year of High School Penny Hardaway could bring him and the other players that ever relationships with to the University of Memphis so it penny didn't have any idea it was going to happen. That's fine but I had a very clear idea. That not only should happen that it probably could and it actually did so. Oh I do think you can reasonably say and it was interesting because the incident late term this a recruiting inducements and I think you can reasonably caught a recruiting inducement. And here's how the eleven thousand five hundred dollars that went to wise. Mother is what led to him being east high school and him being at East High School at at least contributed to Penny Hardaway. Getting the job and I don't think there's any way to intelligently argue that that financial commitment mid-may that he made to the family didn't help him. Recruit James Wiseman to the university Memphis. I I don't WanNa go on off like ten minute tangent but like. How many degrees breeze removed is that from Mike Boynton hiring Kenan Cunningham to his staff geographic advantage in addition to a familiar one or USC doing the same thing? With the Mobley's you're providing a financial opportunity for the family to be closer to a geographic region. Now that's legal. I have no problem with them. Hiring you're like what like how many degrees separated really from all of that. No listen I'm with you know doing what Penny Wise Men's mother to get. Get James Wiseman eight really that much different than when I say it's less I think it's I don't think I think it's less offensive. Well here's here's the thing. Whatever were you think's offensive not offensive? I got here's the problem. One is allowed. The other is not answering. Wanted to boil down to that. That's what it's always going to boil down to and if you want to change the roles I've said it a million times. Put me in charge. GimMe all the power. I'll change all the roost rules tomorrow. But the rules are the rules as long as they're in place and what might Boynton I did is allowed. And what Penny Hardaway did is not allowed and it really is simple as that you can hate the instable a all you want. I Hate I'm too but this is an undeniable violation and when Memphis started down the path that started it created additional problems that they did not I need to create.

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"kenan" Discussed on KCRW

KCRW

04:06 min | 2 years ago

"kenan" Discussed on KCRW

"Tyler's records of the internet. Why? So we're going to take it back a little bit. Here's Kenan with one of my favorites to keep the party going on this Sunday afternoon. It's called sage by to When love. We you. are connecting the dots for the next three hours, right ear. KCRW. But. So. Two. That they. Ios shoes. Think that. Yes..

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High school coach stops armed suspect before any shots fired

Outdoorsman Radio Show

00:27 sec | 2 years ago

High school coach stops armed suspect before any shots fired

"A football coach likely prevented a tragedy by tackling a would-be gunman yesterday in Oregon, Oregon live says a student had brought a gun to the school with the intention of committing suicide when low spotted him until him down. No word of any other motive the suspect was taken into custody, and no other students were harmed. Fox's Matt Napolitano that hero coach at park rose high school in Portland is Kenan low. He honed his moves as a wide receiver for the university of Oregon. And independent report says, Ohio State Dr sexually abused at least one hundred and seventy seven male students, and that school officials knew about the abuse but did little stop at the doctor committed suicide in two thousand

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Kenan and Kel once sold their Super Bowl tickets, 'balled out' at Chili's instead

Jared and Katie

02:26 min | 2 years ago

Kenan and Kel once sold their Super Bowl tickets, 'balled out' at Chili's instead

"Keenan Thompson also talked about the time that he had the chance to go to a Super Bowl was his first one I have never been to civil. I got tickets to go one time when I was young, and they gave me and kale Zubov, and we were living in San Diego bad Super Bowl, and they send us down in this limousine or whatever, but my debit card game, and my money was funny. I didn't know how to juggle. My finances. It didn't make any sense to me to go to Super Bowl with no money and not be able to buy anything or whatever. So all these people were at the exit ramp seven tickets, and they got some tickets. I mean, how much would you give us a ticket? He was like twenty five hundred what you wanna make some super brand right now. Chilies and balled out. I like that seriously to me the Super Bowl tickets are ridiculous. Outrageous. Right now that are half a million dollars. That's outrageous and the cheapest bowl tickets like four thousand five thousand dollars, right? And you go there and what I don't like about. It is half the places rooting for one team half the place of rooting for. I'm saying it's like, and then you go there so crazy out of control, and yes, it's an experience. But I'll tell you one thing if I five thousand dollars per ticket or even twenty five hundred dollars per ticket for five to ten thousand dollars to sit at Chili's where you could see right unscreened. I'm doing it. Yeah. Yeah. L E not to take it up. Take them up on that. Although as a Redskins fan has been almost thirty years. Yeah. I would maybe try to go to a Super Bowl tickets were five. If I knew you can't win our friend tripper that we know that works here. He went to he's a big Denver Broncos fan, and he went when they played in New York the Super Bowl was in New York and his team got beat by forty sitting there like. I just spent two thousand three four or five thousand dollars to get their fly there. Did he go by himself? Yeah. And he's there and watched him get destroyed that would be just to get there through the security in the lines. I don't wanna wait in line. Security apparently is insane. I think the department of homeland security helping work this Super Bowl in Atlanta at the Mercedes though. So you just gotta sit there and away. And I guess the experience is great. And I know a lot of people that go, and they love it. I think going to the Super Bowl, and I I've never been maybe

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Apple, Qualcomm legal battle heats up in China (The 3:59, Ep. 501)

The 3:59

04:26 min | 2 years ago

Apple, Qualcomm legal battle heats up in China (The 3:59, Ep. 501)

"Luck into the fifty nine I'm under Chiang Johnny Sussman apple mid hit a legal snag in China. Qualcomm said this morning that a Chinese court has ordered a ban on iphones in the country. Apple says it remains I remain available in the country and called this a desperate move by company whose illegal practices are under investigation. By regulators around the world, lots of sniping between the two clearly no love loss here. Keep in mind. They're they are stuck in this massive legal battle right now were apple has refused to pay Qualcomm for certain intellectual property related to the modems that apple used to us now. No longer use them. But this is serve the latest in this ongoing drama between these two titans. Right. Yeah. China's important apple. But it's not like, it's important. But it's not the it's not their biggest market. It's not. But it increasingly I think it will be the way that works out. It's not the biggest market, but it's the most growth that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The sheer size and the brand appealed apple one of the rare US companies that really's been successful out there. So it would be a blow if they lost the the right? That said I've covered a lot of these these bands on this product bans. Usually what happens is the other company goes in and files appeal suspends the order, and then the come work it out in the court. So I guess that's what that's what will happen. Yeah. Call came out really aggressively this more like no phones, we'll be sold here. And then apple said, wait a minute. That's not necessarily the case. So we'll see how this all shakes out. Speaking of Qualcomm chard tip, Kenan. Jessica dole cord are out with the story wrapping up last week's Snapdragon tech summit. Bottom line, the sheer amount of five news, and those lot Camille last week wasn't attempt to destabilise or road apples position the wireless world, basically, implying that if it's late to five G it's gonna be behind everyone else, and Qualcomm, I five jeez. So they're in a great position. Feels like they're, you know, sticking that knife in and twisting a bit. Yeah. Yeah. There was a lot of there were a lot of references to this other company that they would not name during the event, and it was just kind of comical to see how they would like individual one the Ike company. Yeah. The shade. There were throwing on even Meyer things. I'm just telling you earlier like the the the embrace of new photo for metha- apples been embracing like apple had to say. Well, it's it's not just this one little feature that this other company talks about it's about all these other things. So it's if you're the no you clearly hearing all the shade being thrown, do you think that it actually matters that apple that Qualcomm, and it's films will have five G? Support before up. All do you think it really matters not next year? I think if they're a year late. I don't think it's the end of the world. I mean, clearly apples facing its own challenges with with phone sales potentially in decline. But. I think most people are going to stick to they're going gonna stick to the IRS at they're used. Tune so five people five jeez. Not gonna make that. Yeah. Lastly checkout Katy called year review on how the EU has made its thirty known to Silicon Valley companies from GDP are too massive fines on Google the EU has been afraid to Walt companies like Facebook and Google. Yeah. It's it's been kind of a tough year for biggies another. I was at a conference last week. And one of the things that somebody brought up there. I thought was interesting was that in a way it makes sense that Europe's don't like hitting so hard. These companies Europe isn't there's no Mark Zuckerberg wings of hospitals in Europe. Yes. No. There's no like there's they get all of the downsides of the Facebooks and the goals and all these other big tech titans. But they don't get a lot of the upsides either. True. They're not a Roussin, donating brame Paris. Right. Yeah. And that's where I mean. I think that's why the US is definitely. That's a really good reason why it's dried its feet on privacy regulations on really holding these guys to fire. Speaking of Google per child will be testifying for congress tomorrow for full coverage on that tickets out on that I'm Rejang journey salesman. Nice listening.

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First Look: DJI Mavic 2 Zoom and Mavic 2 Pro

Digital Production Buzz

01:14 min | 2 years ago

First Look: DJI Mavic 2 Zoom and Mavic 2 Pro

"I had their live announcement to announce two new maverick to drones. And again, the rumor mill on this one was pretty spa. Hot on the first one is the magic to pro with a one inch image sensor hassle color science, and then there's the DJ I medic to'soon with a zoom -able twenty four to seventy optical zoom lens. The first of its kind in drone new features include professional grade, hyper lapsing and Dali's zoom. You know that old offered Hitchcock Steven Spielberg move where you zoom in with the lands that your Dali ING out. You can actually do that on a drone now, which is really cool. There's incredibly improved obstacle avoidance features. It will automatically recalculate your route. You can lock in your course route. So you can actually do several passes at the camera shot using the course lock feature and a thirty one minute flight time with Oltra quiet rotors the word that came to my mind when I was watching the announcement was culmination. This is like the culmination of five years of steady drone development. Into what I now see as almost the perfect aerial cinematic platform.

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Facebook eases ban on cryptocurrency related ads

24 Hour News

00:35 sec | 3 years ago

Facebook eases ban on cryptocurrency related ads

"Assets to disney that overlooks contact cast for the second time in six months facebook is a loosening span on crypto currency ads partially reversing a policy that was put in place in january content that promotes virtual tokens such as bitcoin will now be allowed what's facebook kenan sure users aren't getting scammed but ads for other risky financial products including binary options and ico's will remain blocked and that's your bloomberg business flash debra thank you dave needs sense of unease is rippling through the chinese financial markets.

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"kenan" Discussed on Awards Chatter

Awards Chatter

02:00 min | 3 years ago

"kenan" Discussed on Awards Chatter

"Hi everyone and thank you for tuning into the two hundred twenty first episode of wards check the hollywood reporter's awards podcasts i'm the host scott feinberg and this assode is presented by bravo top chef imposters watch what happens live with andy cohen and inside the actors studio for your emmy consideration for more info go to bravo tv dot com slash emmys my guest today is one of the most talented comedy performers in the business and someone who i am a whole lot of other people grew up with kenan thompson thompson still has the same animated baby face that endeared him to generation of us who watch nickelodeon in the nineties but despite appearances a lot of time has passed since all that and kenan cal we're on the air thompson is now married with a child he just turned forty and he is in his fifteenth season as a member of the cast of saturday night live meaning he recently passed darrell hammond to become the longest tenure performer in that shows illustrious history you don't last that long in studio eight h without the admiration of your boss and your peers and thomson certainly has both snl chief lorne michaels has said quote if you were designing the perfect person for snl most of the components would look like canaan close quote adding quote he's a thing that almost doesn't exist anymore he's variety performer he can sing he can move he can do comedy and he knows who he is in front of an audience close quote former snl performer and head writer tina fey once told an snl hosts quote if you take out keenan thompson the studio will explode close quote over the course of my conversation with thompson and his dressing room at thirty rock we discuss a wide range of topics among them how funny kid from atlanta wound up working for nickelodeon what the pros and cons were of child stardom and what life was like after it ended for both him and for his longtime collaborator cal mitchell how at something of a low point and opportunity to audition for snl came along.

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"kenan" Discussed on KSFO-AM

KSFO-AM

02:09 min | 4 years ago

"kenan" Discussed on KSFO-AM

"Six the ksfo traffic bay area freeways have opened up at her moving well for the most part it's still a little bit slow crossing the baybridge to oakland and on eighty eased through berkeley eighty west at paolo right clearing 24 west at the old tunnel road exit a stalled car blocking the right lane but no major delays eight eight in north into hayward is slow as a sip said in north from fremont him disannul and 580 east it out amonte its case fo traffic i'm robert kenan crowley as i said on saturday we condemn in the strongest possible terms this egregious display of hatred bigotry and violence i don't think there's a dog whistle territory dogma horror something of subtle and i've always known that he was dr whistling certain elements in our society holy cow logo showing it all on else this is abc news revolution mm sean information on more inspires illusions america final news roundup and information overload hour let's it friday florida july concert series let's get katie hopkins it with music and we'll start right now happy friday.

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