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"kelly joe" Discussed on Legion of Skanks Podcast

Legion of Skanks Podcast

02:29 min | 5 months ago

"kelly joe" Discussed on Legion of Skanks Podcast

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"kelly joe" Discussed on Legion of Skanks Podcast

Legion of Skanks Podcast

01:44 min | 5 months ago

"kelly joe" Discussed on Legion of Skanks Podcast

"I'll touch you. This is wiped his hand off. Did you see it you wipe your hands. Your hands or greasy effects might not be the most racist thing you've ever seen in your life was what you wipe your for hand off. What are you trying to wipe the white off it? You only help you sell the. They didn't and walk out by the way I don't know walked out crying She's filing a police report. We're fine whatever is is it. Don't bring outsiders legitimates gang show. Our business model is never grow. I got an audience. We're sticking with them. It is do not share this with your friends a rookie move a blonde doctors not GonNa like this live Labor. Show an episode of the PODCAST. I it's a rookie. Move to bring a fucking first state to of comedy show. It's here's the thing if you're going to a comedy show. Oh it's way later because if you see a comedy movie you're not talking. I that you should be getting to know each other. We you know having your communication not getting drunk and then later on I. It's it's a he has has no personality okay and you heard him talk. I'm not making this up. So he that he was gonNA use our funny to get down her pants and then are funny. I WANNA eat turn out to really turn her off jokes on you. We're not funny. Yes just gross. He's trying to pick up the pieces right right now and because he fucked up fucked up you fucked up. I don't even know what he's Jason. Great Yeah he guys. There did anyone there was a chance to. That's.

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"kelly joe" Discussed on Legion of Skanks Podcast

Legion of Skanks Podcast

05:06 min | 5 months ago

"kelly joe" Discussed on Legion of Skanks Podcast

"Everyone. She's really hot right fucking phonies. I just don't understand if you want to put yourself out there Litas gangs porno contests and your gross. We're going to point it out. I mean did send your porn into the world's most sensitive podcast. I just. I just hope they were both blindfolded. That Guy Sake shifted. It was that one. I'm bothered the last. The last couple of Pornos have sort of taken a left feeling sick. They were supposed to get progressively hotter. Can we preview them one more. What's the the old one where they wanted to? We'll play play next week. It's fine can you guys in the future vet all of them and leave us with a good closer fucking crazy so far. I like the first one the best. Why was he slapping it like it? Did something bad. Like I've never seen somebody slap of Jonah in the side of they got the side of it like this shouldn't be a side of you know and then why wouldn't you shave. I mean you know you filming. I like like a big Bush. Yeah Sarah's got a big Bush. I'm not talking about my wife. I'm saying that's what I enjoy. So she probably has a big Bush. If that's what you like. Aw What do you think. My wife is just doing things for my enjoyment. She's living her life the way she chooses to live she shaved like a little baby girl. I I'm actually just trying trying to make this lady feel better. What I'm Doing Ladies Gentlemen poops our toll the marshes porno have you ceremony porno? No in a trust the cloud nor should anybody else. Somebody's looking at it loud. Yeah I got a lot of China's got it. I got a lot of clad. Add material out there. I think that China the baby that was put into my didn't get. The China is up there in the class. She's watching every time everytime abandoned baby. China's watching batches is like I was microwave. Jesus Christ they can't talk obviously they microwave babies. Yeah and I was the only case I bet you right. No I wanNA know how like. How long do you leave of it in this special button? Frozen chicken popcorn microwave baby put on defrost with three minutes. It's just just a rattle and then you mike. Hi Airframe Baby. I bet sorry guys. We're just trying to pick up the mood after that last porno. I can't leave on that. We've gotta close some baby microwave. Dobie Def yeah that was fucking shot in my head now I would have rather left on the two dudes restaurants. I've got to eliminate two of them. I say we eliminate the last one the last one one and the dudes I see. We should limit the last one twice so but the woman with the two dudes why she wasn't great. Yeah the dudes were better than that L.. Way Better we're keeping these fucking old gay dudes in. Yes ma'am weird gay guys crawling around gang fest just fucking being creepy touching everywhere but are you gonNA argue with the ones that we eliminated body. Can I say they put the time into. The lighting held the camera. I think that's the song I I bet that's not really bad. I mean at least they fucking put an effort in while we love that song by the way talk a good song then production was there. It was well. It was quick to the point. You bump on bomb. Let's watch the entire thing again and again up finer at the gay guys. The the the guy who submitted the porn on threes and they're out that sucked yup and then The last girl. I can't believe we're taking the gay guy over that fucking the last one GIG for the last one in mind. The last one I like she was tied up. She had a thing I patch or whatever and I liked the bush and the the slapping was weird I thought he was the worst part of that. Honestly upset down finger and the slapping off pudding but I like the squirt and the high mask. What do you call that blindfold blindfold? Yeah Yeah Yeah I am so. You've never made a homemade porno. No No. No what's I mean can they. How do they get to the cloud? How do they get it? How would they get into his? Oh Louis I it's not an actual cloud air balloon. How did he get up there? What people get hacked it gets hacked all the time? How do you do that? 'CAUSE now I'm worried like how we'll keep you. What do you mean how they do it? How did they hack me? No ask that guy right over there. He finally looking take identities not guy. How do you hack looking to she? She mysteriously disappeared when the bill comes out. What a bitch.

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"kelly joe" Discussed on Legion of Skanks Podcast

Legion of Skanks Podcast

02:15 min | 5 months ago

"kelly joe" Discussed on Legion of Skanks Podcast

"Had a baby then like because I used to fuck my ex when she was pregnant. Is this kind of hot finger on. Why but everyone's uncomfortable doesn't fully make sense for us to be uncomfortable but we are the beautiful dude? I hope they win the tickets. And then when they're gonNA come they have to stay on. The baby comes out and they have to cancel the weekend. Do they come. This gang says I will personally deliver delivered their baby in a pool I deliver their baby like a midwife. I will midwife them gang facile. I will take the chance. That murderer murderer baby for the greatest moment in podcasting history. They have it at the festival. It's dangerously premature. She was not showing in the festivals in in six weeks. Oh how cool would that be just doing some quick math in my head here give it. Can we buy debater. Can we get an incubator for skiing fast. Chicken and you Beta. Yeah where we put the baby an incubator seven months premature. Just microwave and put some candles on. Put a baby in a microwave. That have you ever done that. But they have right babies. I would've been. Yeah so yeah you know. I was an accident which is a prank. Somebody's done it. I think that everyone's someone's done everything. Yeah too many people people Dr Baby the microwave. What happens no oh shut up? You don't know ship Dr Die. There is turn on the popcorn. Twenty seconds there China Arnold born may twenty nine hundred Nineteen Ohio's in American convicted murderer. She killed her daughter Paris by cooking her in a microwave. She was sentenced to life imprisonment for crime. Oh my God. Her name is China and she's Asian. That's crazy now. That there there she is. Oh Wow microwave baby. Did they really need to bring a baby doll to our room. That's fuck you guys could probably picture a baby baby in a microwave right and if you're GONNA kill it it's such a cool name. The help her if she made it Orville it was a slow fucking terrible person China. Not Cool you.

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"kelly joe" Discussed on Legion of Skanks Podcast

Legion of Skanks Podcast

03:12 min | 5 months ago

"kelly joe" Discussed on Legion of Skanks Podcast

"Our comedy. Omnia watch it and I forgot to. I didn't raise all of it so we were all at my fucking house watching these tapes and then there was just one little fucking three second of me just locking my legs and my gray nuts they were like what the fuck. I just threw my camera on the ground. Great it's this new bit. I'm working on. Yeah fucking the Jesus come through the window just on my and my my junk. Yeah do one time. I was on tour with Zia and we rip the chicken. Okay pretty fucking bad ass. We took the bus and He pretended to be him and I went in lights. Were out and I fucked Dr Real good. I swear to God dude fifty minutes Trez my story and yeah that Mencia came in and then he was like I'm GonNa do that on the road homes and then there was a story. That's that's suport. I feel bad for Little Brad. What are you talking about art porn? I mean what the fuck is up with this. Can we get. I'm already well. I was a fan fan. Is that a real penis. No bobby okay secret. Homo Secrets Secret. Home it's the one that we we sang over the audio. I think she wins already. Terrific okay so who is give me a name given from where do give me more information. We'll get anxious she's great. What does that alien thing? That's a vibrant vagina bow recipe. Why does she have have? Why does she have little slices under a BOOB? Where does that? Yeah those Holy Shit. What a pointless tiptop she had fake? Maybe it's a reduction Shen. She's hot though. Does she make fix for she. A Ghost Oh yes oh my God wow she's awesome. I would marry her right now. She's she's great good for her. And if you fast forward a little little bit what why slow down. We're not jerking off here where we can't just watch the whole is great and I can't wait till I made a guy with those tattoos. Yeah yeah he's he's anonymous so far you good lookin are good for you miss raw dog a doggy spit he spit. He's the man dude. You're crushing it. He's the fucking man. Look it up or she's rubbing his spirit or fucking Alien Pussy Bob. She'll right at US look. She's looking at Rhodes she's good. She's in first place. In my opinion I don't I don't like looks like Alex. Alex Porn Bobby and Alex. That's what I'm imagining loft later. It looks like Mike Feeny. He's got a nice space by the way he's got a decent he's got a.

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"kelly joe" Discussed on Legion of Skanks Podcast

Legion of Skanks Podcast

02:49 min | 5 months ago

"kelly joe" Discussed on Legion of Skanks Podcast

"Let her leave good. You're better than her. I'm leaving. You're taking this spot. You're fucking fucking sickly looking fucking hipster. You better leave right the Dow. If you don't leave Smith are you gonNa take a few leaves. Yeah you're not going really even soon at the end of the show. She ordered another glass of wine. That's my insecurity because I'm insecure. I didn't think she liked me. Look this up. I just now that I know she's into it thinking of me. I want to leave it amid this poor guy called them sickly for no reason that we did it was fun. Also that's what healthy looks like Louis. Yeah that's actually that's actually shakes fit these fucking healthy your fucking. Hey looks small waist around the house sick now that guy sickly looking doggy working on. But he's fucking set. We will looks like he's eighty days into the show alone. Thank you dave because his math in it AH I. Let's see some math. Bobby is just eighty days matheny number it also being enthusiastic about politics. He likes math. Let's go so where do we watch. So if you want to submit your point you get all access passes the winning couple. Wait Oh if you submit it you get the past win. The winners are going to pass. These people actually wait a minute. And you're not giving there's only eight people you can't give a passes out our so they're doing porn sending it to you forever. This is more of a rip-off than the actual porn industry Agai-. Ah I will give you are at second place Friday passes you gotTa Give Eighth Place. The worst watched it gets a prime away the shittiest part should get some why not. We don't WanNa reward failure kidding me to what you put any effort into it to make it. It would be funny to get really horrific porn. Wouldn't it I mean for comedy's sake I understand as best buy. I don't think we're going for funny. I think we're going for something for Lewis Jerk it off to later now. J. Wants to talk to the porn. I am going for probably production value for me. It's however you interpret bet I'm story by J.'s. GonNa if I can kill himself because we're getting four points today. He's going to be so angry. Jay's a fucking fat pervert fact all right let's get to the J. asked for the Password Password to the legion of skanks email..

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"kelly joe" Discussed on Legion of Skanks Podcast

Legion of Skanks Podcast

03:48 min | 5 months ago

"kelly joe" Discussed on Legion of Skanks Podcast

"Fucking dumb SPEC. I love how they're going to bring this up to take you down one day. Yeah I can't wait to get that great writing Gig this way worse than what that one. What's the worst thing you've ever said about gas rather not say but at got the old dudes I was still drinking? That's the worst part is. I've already gotten sober you guys. I'm in Rehab. I'm sorry you just have to be like sorry was the old name. Yeah Yeah I could take you down soda. All those sodas actually take down -able he has like a real career. Spans took download her. Don't even put it out there. Sodas so fucking likeable even the fucking social justice this warriors are like give him a pass anything crazy. He's taking macho man saying the N.. Word we used to make fun of Kelly out of town we could deal you get them on fat shaming. Wow that one doesn't light Kelly. Well we have a witch in the audience. Apparently is used fuck lafley athlete. That is Christ it was a cackle. That's I'll get you my pretty. She's pretty Kelly. Do it was pretty. There was a minute those a minute do it was a moment in a moment. It was like when she had asked Fisher and she was bleeding from Rasoul and she couldn't eat. She lost all that weight. There was a minute. You guys should pray for fishers. Ah Ask the doctor. What a Nash Fisher is Dr Fisher She's so beautiful. It's magic rigid. How did you get this girl dude? I don't know but I don't believe she's a doctor I don't either. She's literally just bail. Ask Fish make something up. I autopart it. That's a confidence. When you rip your asshole from Shannon? You'RE GONNA let Joe List Not Dr School you ask Fisher well. I'm a HYPOCHONDRIAC HYPOCHONDRIAC. So I know everything. I've googled all of these things in the last half hour. An anal fissure is a small town in the Tissue Cosa. I said rip. They said that lines the anus. Your Mucus I didn't know that was what it was called. An Animal Fisher may occur when you pass hard or large stools during a bowel movement Officers typically causes pain and bleeding bowel movements. Okay so it's just tearing your asshole for shitting. That's what Kelly had big fat dumps Abbott Abbott Vegemite. And she couldn't get out she thank you. That was a guy that was a young man behind you. The Blue Blue Shirt. I can laugh my like my aunt. There's one really bad here. One time he sat right and he got trash on Youtube even in the right. It's so bad because it was horrible. cackle than we just sits in the back and tries to not laugh. It's so sad. I watch him stopping himself from experiencing experiencing joy. It's itself. I mean what are you. Why would you come if you like like hold you hold it in great? Thank you for supporting did but also not cackling over our fucking show is distracting. When Rebecca in Christine used to be in the room creaking cave? Ice Mc we're doing this market shower anymore author Shitty fucking laughs. That's the reason we left. Milo was an excuse. Let's take a quick moment in here from whatever incredible sponsors which is Blue Chiro. Asthma question audience. Do you love hard cock..

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"kelly joe" Discussed on Legion of Skanks Podcast

Legion of Skanks Podcast

03:18 min | 5 months ago

"kelly joe" Discussed on Legion of Skanks Podcast

"Yeah I'll take James James said that Dress Nice. I looks exactly like make any more. Like it's a on the degenerates. They did the cartoons this year. They sent me the first draft of the cartoon. Let me days I was like you get a fucking Redo that and and I was like I know it looks like me but you can't put that out. You need a little bit off. Now that's the worst part about fucking dieting. But Dina for a five weeks now and I'm still get into. I just SORTA applied. I've been dying for about ten days. I started seeing progress again and now just snap back in the motivation and fucking ready. I'm ready to. I'm going to get so Jack fucking diesel. It's GONNA be crazy you're gonNA fuck is GonNa Fuck Dude. Yeah that's what you get. I'm really ready to get fucked by a bunch of fucking do if I had one wish I have a nice ass the asshole part. Now my there's no every year I wish to denounce him you know look to an genie comes up to. You're not gonNA wish for more wishes or money or did not get kicked out of hotels constantly. Collapse pointed out. Bobby thanks you then. Thanks fucking jerk off. That's his holy shit squads. Oh you don't WanNa just wish away your richest laughing in my face. You're dumb fucking asshole stupid asshole waitress fuck you. She's just trying to give you more motivation to keep going. I'm GONNA watch waitress. You'll see big hips your big gels. She cited big hips waitress. Can you make a deal demanded fat boys movie. Like if I get down to certain you'll take down a date to take you on a day to pay. You gotta pay. Let me sleep over your bed. You'RE GONNA pay. I'll still pay for sure. What your salary if I get down if I get down to I right now? Probably two hundred and forty pounds if I it down to two hundred and twenty pounds. Isn't it fucking sad. Like maybe I just. I've been out of the dating game for a long time. But you're really just offering a pay to hang out with someone but if you do that with a friend like Alpay if you hang out with the that'd be Lewis's offering to die it just so he can pay to hang out with our. I think he also created podcasts. For the same reason almost cheating I would have done to two thirty. And I know I look I look weird fluctuation to twenty and four days. Let's go out now. Waitress soldiers flabby. WHO's could fart his way down to ask fluctuate a lot Are we do. We're going to do this with his looks gang. Let's do some plugs really quick. Because I wanNA talk about skiing fest as well Real Quick Skate fest tickets. Guys they're going after Saturday's or so that Sarah episode you cannot buy a day pass for you gotta go to scan. I thought that might not want to come to Saturday. Come Home Week You fucking idiots. I told you not to wait But we do have all accidents Pastel. There's probably eighty five percent of the way through. WE'RE GONNA be sold out if I had to guess in record time way before saying Chris Weekend..

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"kelly joe" Discussed on Legion of Skanks Podcast

Legion of Skanks Podcast

02:26 min | 5 months ago

"kelly joe" Discussed on Legion of Skanks Podcast

"The kids? That's not look at someone fucks with my kids getting fucked with your kid. He fucking exercise now. Our kids were bobby get so angry to exercise he's mocking fucking mckimmie. Did that's not true. I mean that's my head. You didn't hear that now. Now he's bother me dude. I kids we're on a bike path would be bikers now. It's a it's a walking path. You probably version of it as a bike path. Didn't help your case geocaching. What about that? Do you like that mess and and then geocaching Harlem now to heroin. Needles hookers finger. What is edged? Joe If there's one person in the world that I think would like geocaching. It's Union nerd wife. That's two people. Yeah that's too. We speak Lewis. It's really stupid but it's kind of fun. It was fun to New York City to find. You did and there's a little toy in the one supposed i. I have another little twitter leaves. We didn't leave anything. Go back and put it to you. Put Yeah But the I got mad at that guy because he explained it perfectly by the way my nerd wife would like it. And there's a little toy that does sound fun fuck was that Ah the guy looked he and these fucking guy stops his bike and looked at our kids. Like you fucking idiot snow. Even jared right you. You're the one who said that you said he looked I what he did in ice snooty look look like guys get out of the way there's bikers here or even almost watch. Your kids is a biker. When he's GonNa hit it off? Will you watch the kid. You're on a bike and his kids on the fucking trail. You Watch the the fucking by you have to watch cars bobby. Were busy trying to find geocaches as kids didn't give a fuck. We look like two gay guys trying to blow each other in the woods. We're just how our kids were just talking on the trail and we'll just visit over. There is little jokes anyone geocaching the sounds ridiculous. No idea hang out in the middle ground. No one knows what you wonder check knows..

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"kelly joe" Discussed on Legion of Skanks Podcast

Legion of Skanks Podcast

01:41 min | 5 months ago

"kelly joe" Discussed on Legion of Skanks Podcast

"That sounds so progress. Yeah like tell us in the White House Louis. How does tell us how life works please? So you feel that you. You should be graded on a psychopaths cars. No I think I should be graded on a curve. A based off of the Broncos and I think the same thing I said Yeah uh not as. I think that I've The oldest of old Lewis is really the same Lewis. I've known for fucking twenty years. The thin light met you in shape. Lewis might have fault. That's a churchgoer the security guard. I met you. I met you on forty seventh street running down shirtless and you said you were going to murder somebody. That's that's the day we became friends. This is the same guy I can go to jail. No I won't twelve hours later in jail. You're in a weird way bobby. You're making Lewis's point for him. I mean he had his shirt on. He didn't threaten a murder. Anybody making progress and I took my shirt off in the lobby the Hilton Fat Guy. Everybody yes so then I went in I was like you know this bullshit bullshit or something like that and then he was like sorry. You'RE GONNA have to watch your language and that made me even more angry. The line that I said was I was like. Oh I can't use fucking big boy. Words the spoke like a fucking six year old. I can't use toot my pets right now. You said Big.

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Alaska labor deal reached to end ferry strike

Fresh Air

00:54 sec | 1 year ago

Alaska labor deal reached to end ferry strike

"In Alaska a strike by several hundred ferry workers may finally be over after paralyzing the state's marine highway system as Costa Alaska's Jacob Resnick tells us contract talks abruptly shut down last week Alaska state senator Jesse keel says the ferry strike has been a disaster for coastal communities during their busiest season we haven't been able to move Alaskans or tourists we have many able to move cargo in commerce while the marine highway has been tied to the docks but now a tentative deal could resume ceilings this weekend Alaska's commissioner of administration Kelly Joe Baca says both sides compromised it's a win win situation and it's good for employees it's good for Alaska and that's what really matters so far the states reported three point two million dollars for thousands of stranded passengers and their vehicles for NPR news I'm Jacob Resnick in

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Adobe Summit - AI Technology for Marketing With Ansira

The Tech Blog Writer Podcast - Inspired Tech Startup Stories

07:29 min | 1 year ago

Adobe Summit - AI Technology for Marketing With Ansira

"Out while I'm here, there's a company called and Sierra celebrating its hundredth anniversary and the secret to that success is leveraging best in class technologies such as adobe to help brands orchestrate personalized and contextualized customer engagement to drive superior business results. I also discovered it they one of a handful of companies that have earned three adobe specializations from an analytics, experienced manager and campaign. So I wanted to find out little who book elope and hold on tight. So I can is all the way to Vegas. So we can speak with Kelly Joe sand. And Suker Ma mature who's going to tell us all about and Sarah. So massive warm. Welcome to the show. Can you tell the listeners Alabama who you are? And what you do. Absolutely. Will. My name is Kelly Joe sans. I'm on the executive team at in Sierra. We are a marketing services and technology firm that really used technology like adobe to help her size contextualized orchestrate and building customer experiences for our brands and clients with Aaron customers, I'm a Sukumar with Yellen. So I work in lead of the marketing technology team within cajoles organization. I have a team of technology strategist audience, we help our for our customers Bill technology solutions and implemented on this Lucians Televisa's, not facial laughing should wish you a happy burst night because I believe I'm sorry. Celebrate his hundredth year anniversary is marketing services firm continue little bit more about your history and the role of technology, and he's continued success. Absolutely. I will be a hundred. Years this year just kind of amazing to think about about one hundred years ago. It was a family owned business. How we started. And if you remember the days of like madman is how I describe it to my friends at events such as the tear sheets where advertisers would run out in the newspaper. We're over indexing. No EM auto as vertical for us. So you think back to those days of Ford ran an ad in the newspaper. They'd have to prove the dealerships have to prove to the end that that ad is run that it was compliant meant brand standards that it actually was run in the newspaper to the specs that they get reimbursed funds for. So our firm started really as a tear sheet company tearing, you know, advertisements out of newspapers to prove to brands advertisements were run to release this op dollars into the channel and their partners. So I'm over the years, we've definitely diversified and expanded our service offerings as technology grew as marketing just in general and transformed. Our service offerings did as. Well, so we had a number of different acquisitions going from a private family owned business through the years. We're still a product would be back, but a very different mix of services and offerings. So leveraging technology like adobe to continuously kind of reinvent our service offerings and how our clients engage their customers. So what is she? If you mentioned adobe their way is your relationship with OBI various specializations in adobe products, which is adobe analytics at obese experienced major and adobe campaign vegeta- feud on our absolutely. So I'd always a great partnership for us definitely falls into what we call the strategic alliance here and of the partnerships that we have in Sierra on if you think back even ten years ago, as we were kind of growing as an agency really looked at the technologies that are brands and our clients used how to augment that how to integrate that very rarely did you find a client that had an all in stock, and as the marketing clouds of evolved, and as they started kind of their activity in buying other technology companies in the marketplace leaders emerged on Salesforce adobe oracle IBM, they all kind of formed their own marketing cloud. And so as we really looked through the years to narrow in on our strategic partners adobe is hands down one of the top tier for us. A lot of our clients have a lot of their tech. So that's nice be. They are just very innovative company. So there continuously pushing their products forward. And so as you leaned into that we looked at kind of the core components of what really drives customer engagement in at the core of it. It's data. It's content. It's you know, insights and kind of this were now in the machine learning aspect of it. But it's really that intelligence layer that you put on top of it, and then the outbound engagement so the channel kind of aspect to whether it's a website or an Email or an SMS or push message. And so as we started to look at activating our practice over the past couple of years, we really honed in on these kind of core components within the experience cloud, and we're really excited about this. Brief specializations we have who's very unique in the Martin marketplace indefinitely within the partner network for people out Sean of marketing listening all over the world. How do these specialized? Nations that help you to help runs orchestrate personalized and contextualized customer engagements actually drive business results accurately, so the adobe technology, very innovator. It's best in class. Absolutely. In a lot of a lot of the activation of the platform. Sometimes lay in the details of how the brands are going to use them in the end. So the specializations for us do a couple of things it definitely kind of validates our agency. Our technology kind of chops. If you will in the technology that we're talking about more implementing so that it's installed correctly. But more than that, it's configured and activated in a way that will really help brands realize the vision, and the the plans of student plans that they have that they want that technology to enable so the specializations for us really kind of activate our our resources so that they're certified both in the technology and the application, and then the specializations layer top of it the agency. Proficiency to implement the technology configure and ultimately drivers outs for clients emotional freshener, inbound juice, how much technology is Trump's full the world of marketing over the last full via shook you tell me a little bit more about how you'll mock gene technology teams of expertise in disciplines, his data integration events on a logistics technology enablement and customer experience. Yeah. Absolutely. I think, you know, the the whole marketing technology industry is just growing rapidly many many fascinating place to be in. If you just see the marketplace in general in the last five years just the solutions has grown over sixty seventy percent component annual grocery, so which means customers have lots and lots of options to choose from. You'd think of anything within marketing that is a solution. That's available today. Right implementing those solutions people have done it. And they've done it in independent silos. So the true marketing success Israeli allies. By collecting all this data together. And making sure that venom of the customers are interacting with the brand in many many channels. So we should be able to collect the data. So we have to have that expertise built within the organization to be able to integrate collect the data not only in in the batch Mawr. But also in real time as the interactions are happening. I'm collecting the data, and then I should be able to actually consolidate data build intelligence in the data. Right.

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"kelly joe" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

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02:01 min | 2 years ago

"kelly joe" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

"Yeah right i can fill back a sleep right you've got long after sediments later soup frightened walk the dog iris leap yeah i was not but i didn't find it because i was starting to thanking any humanoids joe's right and human noise away under the same thing i was like oh yeah that's right you make a noise i kept waking up though and thinking you might be a bear because your snoring sound similar to bear coming to miss that every time i heard a twig anywhere i just like unsease the fuck inflate i looked like verdict stem binding stands watch i i i was so tired but i woke up later my fucking stupid refurbished sleeping pad the early doubt my pad words yeah i don't know what the league is now all those that my five on was touching the floor it was freezing i was freezing cold and socalled and then i lived up but i had my tent door open yeah since the best president sounds like it was fighting shirt and i barely slept it all at your fucking awful air matches your house and so that i thought it'd be right asleep plus hiking and then i barely at all they are to fucking dead i'm fucking so tired right now so so okay what animals we rec fever levers kept cruising by that was really cool i don't think i've seen people before the whole damn was pretty it was on the.

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"kelly joe" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

01:49 min | 2 years ago

"kelly joe" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

"For grill chess i think there's a diner over here jokes he's the one because he's the one the most rush this is woodstock we are twelve back at bobby's and that means depending on the trains eat if we can literally go to your house grab whatever you need to go and then you can shoot us so i don't have to we can just go no computer we can just go let's just go but i do want to eat also this is a town so i'm just trying to write what i'd like to eat i'm saying what i'm saying is is long as we don't dilly dally house and play with max and boop boop once we're back then why suggest you do i'll just grab this so they're not just this is the podcast you're right maybe but what are we going to do not wait wait what are you wanna do company right here pizza company okay we're i gonna go to pizza pizza take a left the pizza scientists in okay greg is playing to my roots tour eleven seven they might be closer i'll run on the rudder okay fish go go go go go go joe go go go let's talk about about joe oh my god he's very particular the ocd on the way cd was fucking driver me not just had t roberts house what about the team but what about the cut what cut all the little for sure you did so tiny any brigham neil sport.

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"kelly joe" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

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01:55 min | 2 years ago

"kelly joe" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

"It was pretty bad the whole way up there and then we got to the ruins for some reason it wasn't that bad in the ruins my second has bad the reason because it was a breeze up there there was oh the the flies are gone like three seconds now they're still around they were like in the ruins they were normal bad right they were like this sucks doug eight yeah which wasn't bugging the ruins it was like i wanna take my own life cool so what was that they used to be a hotel hotel coats out i think it was in the eighteen hundreds what it was built really i think it caught on fire few times and i think in the fifties or something like that was the last time it was used and in buggy up there and you'd have to take a horse and buggy from where we were a lot of buggy tons of movies forty who's forty one forty one forty two forty one so they're counting times i've made a great joke no pun puns i mean that was that was amazing now he's still look at i mean people used to go up there have champagne and filet mignon and spend the weekend i mean rich people used to go up different time it really was i mean it was the wall right the windows was still there loss just the window sills like it was cool it was cool i mean it was probably so fucking ornate back then the fountains big fireplace in their people that was that would've been indoor fireplace yeah those indoor yeah yeah that's the majority of.

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"kelly joe" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

02:10 min | 2 years ago

"kelly joe" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

"So buggy i mean i was fucking dying of all for the sun yes it was seventy seven degrees yeah seventy seven but itself hot today well hot it was hot we're sweating we get up to the finally get up to the fuck and overlook lugs were crazy yeah we gotta we gotta spend some time in the books i've i grew up in new england i go to maine every summer twice a summer blah blah blah blah blah resume i've never seen bugs like that it looked like a comedy sketch standing around in the park and then like nasser around just run your free of them yeah it was like always i before hours i wouldn't have gone off before bugs on my glasses and three one picture bother you could really see like a bunch of videos trying to see what you can't small i would say this i would describe it this way whatever you guys listening are magic it's worse than i think i think when you described it good you call the pig pen yeah ari thank you yeah yeah it was like all the time yeah yeah fucking nuts joe wants this episode black flies matter we're not gonna do that but fries were ridiculous the heat was the vertical suzhou stop there were all over here the students seem like like you when you run into flies that it would end if you walked away from for while for an hour but is everywhere you stop there was a what do they just hatched that day that's what it seems like yeah yeah it was black it's called blah blackflies season right now all these flies hatchet put a number on just on the trip zillion dozens and dozens for the fuck dozens at a time when it looked like like i said like a jackass segment where the heavy put your head in the box full of black wise it was that amount around your head the amount that the jackass guys would choose to have on your head.

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"kelly joe" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

01:52 min | 2 years ago

"kelly joe" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

"And you get to if not put the rain fly on tonight you're gonna sure rain fly because it's supposed to bring in the morning i'll is that so we want the rain flight rain fly rainfall no rain fly over your ten so when get rain fly ten to supposed to protect you isn't it you have a rain fi is it comes with it or she's i hope you fly the ten supposed to be rainproof well chance come like this they come with one layer and some of them have to because condensation is a big thing with tents shoot yeah so if you're a tent is just the ten and there's no air and not enough air flow in it will be wet inside because your breath yeah but i have rating especially if it's raining out but your tent the way they made him is two pieces so it's one piece and the whole top is for mesh speaking to and then and has a bar over the thing and then you put a rain fly over it i was thinking condensation the two pieces that we got you got you fat joke no it was it was just a head where a ladies bathing suit joel i tell you to peace in that he said a four piece for me oh his joke i'm sorry little yeah okay i kind of wanted to leave that top thing open with mesh open so i can see the stars all night live the mesh open just just it's it's mesh patel yeah i know that mesh that i could see the stars but the rain tarp on cancer stores you can do that you can i mean you can leave it open for a little bit before you go to bed and then right before the snakes stars.

"kelly joe" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

01:34 min | 2 years ago

"kelly joe" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

"Joe good good audible could audible and we respect you for it i got a p though shapiro but if thought it'd be funny if i came out right away it's all this p later she went back on the road again remember back i love is now ten twenty four joe is all gone for one minute one minute and went back on the road and we can't whatever we were just talking about we should end i am especially think that maybe there will be people up in this mountain what this it's fucking bananas in here we just left just past the city passes city i am concerned with a tenth that i've never opened or looked at in any while also to tell you the problem with the tenth you guys both have yeah did not problems at all either they're if you the only issues is that yeah what's the issue but you say but god it's so fat nassau the only issue joe's tent is heavy but you both have the same almost the same ted except the material is a little different than yours than his better than ours but both your pets are fucking slamming like my tent is really light and small i almost wish i got one of your tents i spent the money on it i think i'm gonna probably ask works yeah because you you guys got two person tents she you're gonna have all the room in the world.

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"kelly joe" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

01:42 min | 2 years ago

"kelly joe" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

"I want what the fuck was crazy pulled out on the highway in the car still we're like first responders sarah there was a car in an accident that just drove out back into the middle of the road valid nuts already spun i thought he was there you saw move out pulled out wow that was crazy what are you most excited about ari think sitting around the campfire really maybe though the stars before the moon comes out all of the moons very thin so even with it should be okay yeah you know it's getting that is a good i mean tonight when you get in your tent and it's dead quiet that's gonna be careful who last night i was no you were around the corner in closed room now is right in the kid's room you slept in your kids yeah because i didn't want to wake him up pedophile pedophile you won't wake who i have my i brought my mouth guard though i think okay that's good so wait what do you mean you slept in the kids who i slept a maximum us we're match sleep he slept in the big bed with dawn oh wow so that when we came in we wouldn't wake him up close mexico it was open a little okay well no i didn't hear it yeah i think the stars and the fresh air with terry gross what about you joe well i'm excited about cigar like i like to hike i like hiking i like the the act of getting the.

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