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"keith robinson" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

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06:13 min | 7 months ago

"keith robinson" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

"To me a world. God talked to god. That way has what you do mad. She's asserting jar comparable. Yes ma'am we get the fuck you fuck you talking to. Is your name on the wall there. I don't think that's nuts. You gotta get them slip through the cracks. But i eight are what you say. I guess it goes live there our so. I had my job once when i worked there was i had to go. There were like hadn't done a wall name painting for like fifteen years so i had to call these comics. Is your name on the wall or have you been passed judy. Gold and people like they weren't even in l. anymore. You slip through the cracks on that a whole ninety one. Who passed robert fat. fuck kelly. She packed passed an ordinance. not him. he's still so mad about bringing up with glee about and she's dead. Robert you'll never get passed by was funny about it is is i like one air dip for one dollar and she failed us both but i don't i never got mad at shit like that. I just don't know 'cause. I i worked somewhere else and now to have. That attitude is nuts. 'cause i guess i you know as much more important shit trade also our work at number club and i work very back. The dot com. 'cause you can always get better but that's the whole thing. Get better not better. So whatever he well will have enough. Black is not an odd. Yeah we have numbers and people these days saying we have enough black. I love lucy. Even though it's a one time cave you was funny now. You just get fat and jolly fucking days straight. Maybe laugh fat jolly good. Funny goddamn better. Sounds about someone else. Good what's up. Read earliest memories. Were in austin. Moon tower south by south west. Was me you jeff. Ross and and wanda and we were somebody too. But i remember them because they're not celebrity walking some some old. What some carrots. Some like forty five year old white lady draws by the other stadium and she goes. Do you guys know where the where the basketball court is. Whatever with basketball stadium and we're like. Oh no we're not from here and you go. Why are you asking me lock. Your has no reason. I don't talk about race to white people will be upset Is let's wrap it up. Promoted anything for the intro. But hbo hbo. Max baby october. It's an october. Yeah the in special with dr special as well call. We're making a name out driver's colin quinn's draw show calling hosts now over its malls today. Oh colin closed the called his special man. What a bitch involved. All the work have met to host. Let's let's face facts and also said robert calories on it. Dan soda krista final well de about four bitches. Photos women know sanjay was on it. Faller berina franklin and rachel feinstein school. Yeah that's great all up. Put this out when that. Yeah look forward to something. But i'm glad to get you know this is great man. Yeah you're like this reader 'nigma and stand up to. I don't know people like you ever heard like what places there but like a lot of people there are the starts their success to cool place to be his man working out. I mean you must. It's like when you see guys like reggie start. You can see is about to get like you're gonna make a living now for sure and like who knows how big you'll get. That's on you and on look like you see them get there and you must take some sort of personal like i did that up tomato plant and it's all of them so much aid all got a good yelling from me. Yeah i was in dallas rental car. Reggie because we're gonna have to do. We can get tickets to a cowboy game. You're a fan. You open for me like san antonio dallas and austin and drive back to dallas for the game and we got the rental car and dallas and we started driving and we go to where it is and he gets the front seat and i'm like what are you doing. He's like what am i fucking. i'm driving. He was like what like not driving the car. He's like oh always makes me drove allies. Drop then draws horrible and get algebra. Chris cotton i yell at. We want on a road trip to dc from new york to see Jemaine a fabulous special table special. I said we're going there. And i yelled at chris qods so bad he can't take more of a back..

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"keith robinson" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

03:05 min | 7 months ago

"keith robinson" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

"I didn't well the store. I turn the crowd i got on my side. I'm like that's what he means. He's amazing if you'd say like i followed it. Well what what. It is like count. We still have that. Egos my egos got me in trouble. So many held worked your way wrong way. Rock paul apology la. But you know i i love comedy man and you know basically all the guys that you see you would see them for twenty years thirty years or whatever so they become family all over break even or whatever like me he was he was always fought. We always in one thousand nine hundred. Eighty six e improv on forty ninth street. Okay and. I'm like wow. We hear this is good. He looked at me like oh jesus. The moment one moment that lamelo celebrate williams about five fairly fairly outlive. You finish line. Right takes i can. How levy is that was on. Sarah's this is weird but that was my thing to outlive my dad because my dad died at just thirty five town so all my and of course how fast everybody you know. That was my. Dan got outlive. My dad eight. Jeez that's fucked up because you thought you might not so you don't know when your dad is thirty five is like all old basset wild thing and i just got our live. It is cool when you see like these guys who like once you get over. I had to get over that with the commerce where mitzi wouldn't pass me and then eventually i would like get bitter at people like how come you pass and then eventually it's like it's not about them. It's just about not me right what you gotta do. Well you know ninety one. I wanted before. Mitzi i was pass. Did you really yeah. Congratulations fashion ninety one. And i said by me cop me. Whatever any kind of authority she said. Hey get the fuck out. My way talkative. She's she look like she's such a power position person. Talk.

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"keith robinson" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

03:14 min | 7 months ago

"keith robinson" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

"Better than you way. Way you're gonna say absolutely. She was a liar. So but that's what i learnt when i called her can't learn why that's a white. There's a white word to me. I call my son's mama. You're saw laughing at me. Hey shut up. White born swing abby and this community this cool you get humble when you see somebody across that you are like that guy's sucks and then you're like oh i'm just not that good but that's where i learned a shot by stupid bow. I've let me tell you about comedy. This guy ran air though. It's like when you're young comic and you'd like you said like i'll never meet them and you're brash like this but as you get up there actually quite counted and two. I'm actually quite not talented and three. I'm gonna meet them. So it's like the brash. What am i gonna look at murphy. And murphy's like what he had to carry at twenty hundred nineteen that's nuts what he and. He carried the whole industry on his shoulders. I can never fucking do that. This guy was so talented. But my dumb ass chris route rabbi. What fucking moron. Yeah i still mad about that because you don't want harnett is carry of fucking whole. Snl he carried the whole snl. Lead movies lead movies wash. I was he was older. Wash it and sleep away camp listening to it. What the. I can't even. He was older but looking back now. Is like nine thousand nine hundred nine hundred child child. That's what i had to look back. Oh my god he was doing five. Ten thousand seaters most albums of all time right. I'll never be as good as murphy to go outside. I get it. Yeah i get it you know like damn it. What a moron. You run on my talk your fucking stupid fucking idiot. I go boy now. I learned the door comedy so longer door. You know the debt it takes a lot to do comedy on a higher level for a long time it has a lot it takes a lot to even do would murphy did door chris. Rock door attell loves comedy comedy. I'd never seen nobody love comedy as much as tell jesus this guy tell go go to sleep. Hey the now gone lately. Going to two thirty pm on a tuesday. Like you should be.

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"keith robinson" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

03:03 min | 7 months ago

"keith robinson" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

"I got a punch up. It's it's feeling but how do you sit there and be like it's okay. But that's why i love those guys you guys can sit back and tell us store is d. I don't still know comments like that. And i you know i still love george calling. He was more rapid fire. But i you know he's. He's my second favorite really prior. George call dude. I heard that seven seven dirty words bit by records. And so i found that it was on there a sweets classified and the bits last bit in the album and the first nine bits are terrible. And it's so bad. It's just like this and he has like bits about the man what he hit hard. Yeah it was like fuck. That was good. Hey you got a lot of stuff man to call and has a lot of output so so much is like all right i get. It seems like a in town. Set-off guys was doing. You know they did it on. Different level are also nobody driving them. They're going to look to as like we have carlin. You rather call prior cosby whatever. I seem bill hicks and eighty four. Wasn't i love him and eighty four. I was looking at even back. Then you gotta see this guy. And i'm like yeah and i hated. I didn't see him then. I knew about it after he died but man just seem like he was trying to be like out there and there's no like laughs. I was looking at my high. But that's what i see. Jay leno and i'm like holy shit. Now eat our holy. God i don't care what you say. This thakur was lying. Bam's this have you ever been in a room stage. You want triangle one after master room while he did boston comedy in our. You know like. I always back that will you can command that data. Both day was sweating. Whatever it was on my man. Do you do it so certain guys i love but i do want to put the big impression on. Two of them was bad and rock and a jay leno as far as watching on stage simba commanded eighteen. Thousand black folks. That's tough adam like this better over. Include me what might have trashing them. When you're making you laugh like shit absolutely works girlfriend at a time..

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"keith robinson" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

03:59 min | 7 months ago

"keith robinson" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

"We like in live. I mean i could see. I would do that if it wasn't race. Space if this guy's an asshole a much so we're gonna turn them up a little. He's for sure enough. So i do it right here there. You would do it your mind. That's why i couldn't be a police officer. Because i'd be awful. I know i'll be awful 'cause the temptations feel bad afterwards. My i wanna do that. That's why don't want gun control. I think we need to overthrow the government. I don't think it's about haunting or anything like that. I think when time we only if. I have a gun on going to jail. That was inside a wick. I'm shooting some person doesn't what you got but everybody gotta figure it out. We got to have a conversation about a lotta shit. Yeah we need a conversation about a lot of shit that we not really dealing with when it comes to place now. We have a conversation. We go like this. We go back and forth and then we go okay. He's right are there i. How do we stop this. They're human they're gonna fuck it. They got egos. yes right. how the conversation. Yeah you need a compensation so you're an older school guy so you can talk and be like oh how could you say you're not going to get that mode but you know. We talked to one of the newer comics. You bring up something like they just like turn off right. Who's sort of say any tune. All like i said nothing gets accomplished and nothing is standing happens. What comedy off my men and women and men and women concept. And i'm saying well look okay. I get it. Man dole out buck on the stand. I agree we got to back. Man will admit you never going see if a man says older than fuck him. I don't want to hear from member. He's bullshit but now that we got out of way ladies. I saw female com thing works to do better. Wow yeah well we can stop dating the wrong men again. You blaming man. What i said. What could you do better. What makes you. What will you do better in this society to make it better. They do this. I want us another show. We can so. I said in a an a rookie. Suppose him they have a thing where they tell all rookies love when you when you have sex with a girl right tob taibbi condoms take a condom. Witchy flush it down the taller for the nba. Yeah poconos in getting trump. Do anything pregnant sure. An nba player. That's a lottery ticket. Understand it but i'm just saying. I said you guys do stuff is not all powerbase. 'cause women basically attracted to power. That's not fool. Whatever so we know we know all things but what is your thing that makes you do whatever you do so we have a full conversation. We calmness often. But if you get mad because i said that little bit then what are we have. We don't have number. You could tell me asad. I'll tell you my side and then maybe we can come there and go okay like i know for back men of us power to us too much on our power to do bullshit stuff. I know that you know you got me there. I got it. And i feel as though all things put in place of me to wasn't bullshit at all. I think me to made a lot of people step back a little bit. And ooh every man that inventory or whatever like first of all do i got a major to lead the country right now. I have a major one comment like okay. I don't think like wow. They got caught the line. You can improve their..

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"keith robinson" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

07:59 min | 7 months ago

"keith robinson" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

"They'll when when atlanta was bernie whatever was bernard during like the george floyd protests. And it's like he was the one getting on by guys. We need calmness an psych. We're the leaders to straight like academics. Yesterday i dave has left the building a gave it over to whoever has the most followers we were talking about it with taylor questions. You can't really ask anymore. You know what the state of the world can ask questions like you know so. That was one. That was my colleague with parkinson's well they weren't looking shooter but we're talking about it in private. Must whatever who cares but like but she. She wasn't there shooting. she was in bed. While you think magic somebody was shooting somebody in tompkins square and they shop can kill some other person other person you think about is like this. You're you're police officer making a cop so you go to a house at taunton morning that you'd think unknown drug dealers you expecting shoes because this guy wealth whatever you are expected to kill right violent criminal arrest. But that's what i'm saying. You expect now. You had it wrong. You had to wrong thing you kick the door and but see is like if you're cop you gotta think if i kicked his door and on announce because there's no knock on is a possibility that something could happen so less than the possibilities. One are not do that while we just wait it out to see who comes out to house or just wait outside until he comes out and come out. Well you did your work please. Work was sloppy as shit to. Do you think that slavi because it was a black on house or do you think just because cops suck. I think they do. Look at who who i was. The rich suburbs fisher suburb. I said no no. No no no not warn. It's not going to happen. So it'll port a neighborhood like are white. You get it. Everybody's is ago. So i just look at it in class. First caller has something to do over two and you know call and it goes from there because is like just as sloppy works sloppy police work and then when you do something like that then you make up shit. I seen a guy on my neighborhood. Shot in the head guy. Cops killed shot in the head and ain't even like to me him have a skirmish neighbor and the cops want house to house threatening all because everybody had a had a record so they were you seeing this. Our are else you. This was what really. Yeah telling people what this is what happened and if you go back to jail you go back to. 'cause everybody knew everybody in the neighborhood they records so it was a lot of that was an eighty s. That you know cops who you know going around threatening people not cops it just happens and fuck it i find. There's no way i can. I can speak john me. I'll just go to jail but dumb ass didn't give a shit because i never wasn't trouble like that sell wise stole cars and all that but i was young so such a logic like i never doing it. I mean grand theft auto but like nothing real. But i'm saying that you learn so much by. That's the that's culture. The culture of the police department has been combo line. If you have to plan drugs we to that will just culture. And so here's a charleston. Kelsey said because he was like all cops are crooked right and they're like how can you say that but there's some that aren't you're you're going you're hanging around with a bunch of crooked crooked shit and you're you're in law enforcement and you're letting yeah you're you're you hang out with your whole crew comic if all those philly blacks a couple of white guys what i call the philly blacks. I'd like kareem cosby philly black owned but like if they're all joke thieves and you still hang out with. You're talking those guys telling stale in. Yeah that's a good analogy. You can't just you can. That's why i say all cops aren't bad but there are all implicit. 'cause you can be there know what's going on when i got arrested. Debt debt that day to kick me solving put shackles on my legs and all black cop came to. Who so fucking i agree. He said don't fucking shackles off to a day. Well but he was kicking. I never was can. I won't fucking look. I'm kicking now. I'll call you bitches. Because y'all can't hit i wanna see you kick into your pocket nuts. I'm not gonna kick stupid. You know and my mind because rossa come from a long line of fighters in my family. I remember my orthodox jewish fighters what i remember. My brother got arrested in passion projects. Right sixty whatever. Seventy seventy nine hundred seventy nine hundred sixty nine or whatever and my mother said. My mom was always wears my fucking some mom go through shoot kicked open a jamaican posses door lavar my brother because his death sushi was so she calms point and my mom is short. The view bucket barrett she she grabbers and flipped and all the coms role that they were laughing. Too short lady flipping over shell. Short straw boggles short and all that but he was a boxer. So that's my mama uncle. Whatever real other family would you add any that go like hey if anything happened with my mom i'll company out to guns markle jimmy. He passed away recently by jimmy. Who couple of guns. Whatever you needed to come with 'cause you said the fact is i funny the family's gotta survive but but that's a self that you know about when you deal with police because you know how to deal with them yet. Escom said about you bump you know at every cop but you gotta be aware of any. They're going to look for their own ass and take him nature away from their job. Is this like i know. But which is why judges like. Oh do you know this person. You can't be on this court because human nature you're going to be like my niece. Let me let me hardly ever. So it's like you can't beat so they make you recused that's right it's like you got to figure out human inches real dash. I don't now how do you do is like you know. Jay says like when they get like you made me run after you. If you're now. I want to get shots in because i'm a human and i didn't want to run. But he jade like you gotta not be a human. You be like you're apprehended. No free shots. The court will take the free shots at them not me and it's like but are people. They're not robots but in philadelphia. Twenty four for wolf in south philly. Dour devs a within post de. Take you downstairs. Put you the chair but some yellow pages on you and just beat the snot out of here. Damn yeah yeah..

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"keith robinson" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

01:45 min | 7 months ago

"keith robinson" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

"Were never i do. What do you think. I'm not a word. Smith a professional wordsmith. I learned that a lotta spots reprimanded severely medically. What's what's that mean taylor brown. Tell what what i was saying about. That is like when people will look at that. Most of the stuff is done now for black people to please your poor and what they say is for white people just to get the narrative where oh yeah look what happened to guys shot and this one is like they can make up anything they give. The cops always make up every day. Just make up shit covered. I asked for most of the shit. 'cause one eight twenty his bond over whatever they got it. You can't say we shot. Now's this was this. They gotta go gotta give the people something that they can go. It's like a child right when it said we to. You should make an excuse time that you don't ever say rare thomas come on you dig a little deeper. That's why they making Ag of a kentucky louisville. Gordon again tell them what you did. What you didn't do they just want to. You know he'd let a lot of a lot of stuff out is a weird case. If you're on a taylor because like you heard. Rick barkley said right. Charlie is a moron enough. And that's another thing too so like people like jira said she said this. And i'm like i don't wanna show for political..

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"keith robinson" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

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01:30 min | 7 months ago

"keith robinson" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

"I you know bully all of them at a sense you know because you don i remember i. Turner bullies gonna turn. It's going to throw or joe. Jackson it's gonna turn out good for you I'm filthy pig. So am i sounds mom. She said one day she's like i want to go to. I wanna go to your. I want to go to new york. But i think she knew that i had plans had a date. But i said how not gonna. You can't go to new york today. why can't i go. You can't go because we address like one of the. Oj days does rb seventies army grew. I got my shirt on my silk bands of a nice shoes. aimed forearm. nice. But i'm cloned up the best cologne yawkey. At that time. That was what i thought was the best. And she's a plan and cabinet cabinet going. I'm going to pick them up. We're going to play basketball play gone. You can't go telling me we got a game. Why are you jared. My warm-up insurance lower help on my clothes kef got my clothes from last night. So don't matter and yeah get. My car started up. I started driving downloads behind me. She's right behind me. Then.

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"keith robinson" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

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09:21 min | 7 months ago

"keith robinson" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

"Thing that i loved throughout to go against whatever just to aggravate never coincide. Yeah that's your. Your job is to find the line step over it on purpose or a good laugh at teacher pick me up over his head and throwing a cloakroom like throwing bow on my then. He opened it up. Oh oh class one ounce any say you mama fuck aghast because all i cared about was that live live you got it and it's just such better laugh and joke you heard exactly was sweet. Sweet joke dude. You've always been a guy that's what everybody said. And i've seen it from like the young philly blacks jay and everything retake. I don't know if it's his young comments in general or specific philadelphia comics. I don't know if you wanna be there. Godfather or charities their dal forum. You know what it what it is sliding a lot of comics anyway. Because i didn't have. I didn't know enough i when i first started comedy. I didn't know even like i looked in one of the ads for comedy club. How you look for comedy. Who blind so i was just blind in denver had to learn as i go along and it was so hard especially being in philly because he went when chris rock made that statement that ally opened up a whole world of like. Oh shit i'm staying in building is working out. I'm i'm not doing shit. I'll be stuck in philly as a lot of people have black and white comics been stuck on a hamster wheel and it never left and just go on the road. Duty shitty gigs. When chris opened up at light. And i'm like oh shit. This is some good shit. I chris now but also shares is like. Oh this guy really know some shit. So i was able to spread that around to the young too dumb j. I seen him on stage at halfway but negative and putting his hands up and other where is still may rely fat white white-cain was it really like funky way just like boy dawson's contents you wanna contest the road get into his underwear. Yes there's other ways down towards the where they just fattest to bad and then you imagine him and then low care low care and i said both you guys you gotta get outta here. Do they try to fight you on it like no. They knew it dead ends. Try to find me. But you know to ray who was the guy before i 'cause i left Philly shots ray was a guy to guide light to them. So he this. Who's that keith. What is he doing nothing. Whatever but you know so. Jay and cab came to new york and he sarkin stuff. They saw on stop in chip. Took j. a little harder longer than of called jay was like jerk. The cookies and all of cash right is not so he had to take for sure. Good the longer route but gas start picking up whenever you need to pickup and that was that are flying. They said the way he just way. I get it from listener. Kurt or key occurred r. J. as soon as kevin got there he was just like like kind of like a light went off and he was like. I'm gonna friends with all the big comics. I'm just like i'm one of them not doing that. Like wait my turn for a conversation. He it like that as you know. 'cause i like i'm always watching the i set back and watch you know like that i don't do that. Put put that down daylight kids. You know him j. Don't talk that changing number. Do this so care. Which is you know. Look around but cav jets that. He's not the biggest comics. Cab just wasn't get given up wars. Like i say cabinet. Look at that shirt. Oh yeah look at. Jay was more quiet. Yeah j. used to be quiet shot. We used to go fight back. J five five because he was just taking yeah he would just take it and we may not know the talk to whomever away but like just day. He fit in because he was. You know usually a lot of black calms a use to to. The shit's ball boston. Edgy you know. Because that's all we do throughout we evolved buses so it was easy. Adjustment for big gay was set back. He was shy as ever. It is when you get there like ardi or whoever you like what the folks are like. Seven people are making fun. What is this. i just showed up at the back. You know you know. We're all back there now. We will when we you know. Establish ourselves as you've got the guys like me patrice vaults and jim norton. There's all was four. We will hang out basayev chops all day and robert. Kelly came along later. Now they've bob. Then bob sexy sexy shaped sexy of hinshaw. Bob was with the girls. And all that. I still wanted to laugh more than anything had laugh so i had to buck. I wanted people lab. You know people but can't fit right in that. Well that's cool. Yeah those new guys now are like it's weird when you see somebody comes to the seller and they're like you can tell the new like how do i i can newcomb like what do i do. You want him back to sit here with their. Don't be needed. Just go make friends with people your level. And but how do i get on to stop a solid stuff that i had to do with all at you know dumb. The kirk payment take his stupid shoes. All he's making altitude. No kurtz make it out at the bar. What is girl my god. Jeez he took one. Sc chicken figures or whatever it just a sanita would incur all way too clumsy genius. That's what i always say about kurt. Metzger he's a fucking. Hey cars money. So he's so fucking funny is writing is like he's he's brilliant but just watch courtesy just makes you laugh watching. He's looking like he he's going to do something bad. I'd know it. I said that's that's it. No more carp give a chance. He's such in lung head so it does make a joke like you. Just get lucky at just happen. Do you don't even know what you're saying. That's like j says all of kurtz ex-girlfriends eventually did stand up because like this idiot can do it for sure do occur but it is seen as car still made me laugh. Because he's just a funny dude is like just wash look around. Hey hey wanna try to meet dave attell to back off. Dave is what he did. The first time i've rogan. We're in montreal off whatever and doing our show and then we stopped by that upstairs. Room that tiny. One s comedy comedy. Yeah and he was there. Rogan wasn't as big as he now but still pretty. Big an oh. This is my friend. Kurt kurds oh hey what are you. Take for your hair man. Ask your baltic. So what are you take broken up. He likes to wait ten seconds before you fucking point bald. But he didn't meeting. I love the gert love but dollars. You watching them come and grow up and do their thing is like bones. It is cool when you see somebody like go from glorified open mic pretty much. Start to hit it to start to hit. It started out of the know start. Hit the bone now cavs just smack out of the park. And he's doing a little something. Because i you know bully all of them at a sense you know because you don i remember i. Turner bullies gonna turn. It's going to throw or joe. 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"keith robinson" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

01:35 min | 7 months ago

"keith robinson" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

"Socialist is correct. You got to be something for the do something because everybody wanna pay you a certain way. Why can't you just be nice. We need to be nice. It's weird because now because you know everybody's like oh you like trump you like this and it's like this new party i found where it's just like you're not pro trump or pro binary. I can make you cry. And i think it can make you cry right like i don't really see i don't have any bullying but i think you'll be upset about it. But that's what that's what comics are will usually the fi. I wanted to school and you know in school. I was just does guy who always trouble. I stayed in trouble in school. I elementary junior high and junior high principal. Mr well to me. Like i was ferris. Bueller now we have a special guest. Come to speak on here and none of your fucking shit sneeze sneeze belch do everything that a whole and if i do hear any shit from you i'm gonna stuff here and also to you. I was braveheart assumption. But that's a thing that i loved throughout to go against whatever just to aggravate never.

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"keith robinson" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

03:47 min | 7 months ago

"keith robinson" Discussed on Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

"Girlfriend that we had to see luther vandross. And i'm like yeah. This guy stinks. He's one of the star. Search is but it eventually all star serve. You gotta eat. Sally no social better perform. He read the place. Like i've never seen any by russell. He's a monster. Eighteen thousand seater and it was luther vandross anita baker he destroy like i'd never seen before my girls like i thought you said he wasn't funny corporate silver palm pilot or something and then you'd be like i'll give you twenty minutes of my regular stuff. I will write twenty minutes on your fuck inc on palm pilot. Whatever and he clean she asked what crush old comic respects him. That is they should. He's a mosser you you see like him back then i seen him and i seen jane leno and jay leno was like i see that jay leno and eighty four. And i'm not gonna call you know i'm black guy on these corny white guys. This motherfucker was a monster leno leno. he's the here that apple goodness gracious was a monster boo vo and you know black our food. So i'm like a white guys corny. That's what you set for. George carlin except for your call. He was like almost like not white. He was so immigrant out. That was just dig that way. When you're not in the everybody said like the second best comic of all time was jay leno and we're like what are you talking. We only knew him for jaywalking. And those corny th and it was like a what i'm happy i got to see him live to him and i'm like oh my god. Did you see all the white guys you'd like all right. I was wrong. Tell people enabling would come around. Gather around why. God's funny i figured it out when like when you were starting we started in philly right. Yeah eighty four eighty four and when she moved to new york. I'm man wanda move together together and a new jersey which is half hour here so we ninety two wait shoes. Start with you in like or you work. She was coming up with you in in philly. I meant no. I met wanda in baltimore. Baltimore comedy factory. Yeah and across. Matt was the old. Cfo all see if i would guess about their date. They're in college. Yeah it was a fun. I-i-i we saw we went twice actually saw mc and the same mc. Like three months later this is so cool. He did the same jokes. And we're like what what why not era is like patent oswal blanca patch when i met dumb in baltimore baltimore and phillies like all not the same. But it's pretty fucking close close right up the street. That was my first road trip. Am i gonna road ballpoint. Thirty eight minutes burns cofactor going there and then you guys both decided like let's do it. Yeah let's move. Yeah that's why. I called her and.

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"keith robinson" Discussed on Entrepreneur on FIRE

Entrepreneur on FIRE

11:13 min | 11 months ago

"keith robinson" Discussed on Entrepreneur on FIRE

"Like that interesting thing and i just look at my niece. Who's nine years old. And i'm like you're never even going to like touch money like after you turn fifty like it's just not going to happen so that was a really interesting thing and bob. You've had some time to think about it. So let's stick to one thing that's going to be obsolete and five ten years and one thing that will remain in urban areas. Automobile ownership will be obsolete. Can also driving car be obsolete. Because i hate people driving cars. So that's that's the thing i caveat. By saying in urban areas yes driving car in urban areas. No question what is going to remain the need to communicate communication platforms will just expand especially if we were to go through another Event like this. I don't think that zoom skype calls are the end all be all. I think we're going to see paid tremendous progression in how we communicate. Yeah going forward. I'm thinking a little skywalker action where there's gonna be a virtual reality person like you. You myself and keith be sitting in a room you know in two of us will be holograms to each other. But you know they'll be one person so it would really be like we're all in the same room and the that'd be quite the next level if you're giving me a second thing that will be obsolete i it kind of follows on with people. Staying in our mobility is going to stay but how we utilize our our obscene since one can be different in key strokes and reputable key strokes and things about nature lobi obsolete as well but i wanna stay with you because you're kind of on a roll right now. What is your favorite part of your current job. Like what are you absolutely love. And then just be honest with the audience. Like what's your least favorites. What do you like the least about your job. My job requires a lot of personal interaction. If you think about the people that are making decisions in my position they're making multimillion dollar decisions on everything they do as pertains to my business and so as we talk about earlier in the pond house of that need for personal interaction and than than confidence in and bait in in a person is paramount and so creating those personal bonds and being out of office and meeting with people face to face basis is by far my fatal parmigiana. What's your least favorite. Be honest by at least favorite part of the job is going through big gnarly documents. Thirty fifty eighty page documents. That require the red to comprehend and then make adjustments to that. I think is progressing as well to where there is more big data on documents such as what i'm talking about and makes it so you have the ability to use big data to make adjustments on the fly on those documents so the about continuing to lose progressing at light speed right now awesome. Let's move over to keith keith. Same questions the favorite thing about your job on a day-to-day basis and then be honest with us. We'll at least favorite. I really enjoy the relational element of what i get to do and You don't start working with clients in their money for very long before it becomes intimate and The trust and confidence they put on us is not anything we ever take for granted. and i. i love the relational side. I also really love the analytical side of the business You know the the numbers behind the numbers and making the plan work and asset allocation Stuff i like the analysis aspects of it. It's very black and white. Yes there's gray at times but it seems to be pretty straightforward. It suits me. Well the one part that. I don't necessarily enjoy his some of the administrative churn that we have to deal with. And there's a variety of different compliance issues that we have to deal with in my world and at times it gets very frustrating because we're trying to provide the service to our clients and we wanna make their life easier but just given The regulatory environment that we reside in. It's not always easy to get things done for people that we want to get done. So the administrative churn of for me at times is something that takes a little bit of joy away what i get to do day in and day out. Keith bob you guys have been trooper so this entire interview and break it down for us. Do you believe that we are in the hands of big brother. I actually do not think we're in the hands of big brother as of yet. I think that we are in peril of going into handsome. Big brother especially as we work through this work from home. Phenomena cloven has has required majority of office workers to go home to work in there for corporations are are really trying to understand productivity gains and were productivity losses caused by this work from home mentality. So i think what we're what we're facing is how corporate america do that. Do they start getting into the specific key. Strokes that employee's power. They're going to actually understand how somebody is working. And so then the next payroll if you will. Is that intersection of work from home or work. Home light that get once that becomes too strong that there is a loss of independence and a loss of of that whole life. That is so important to every family. The ability to disconnect ability to to move on and go to a baseball game or their soccer game or just having a nice dinner together in. So if we if we don't manage that correctly at this pivotal time and business we imperil going into being in the hands of big brother so keith. Now you've heard bob's response. What are your thoughts. Are we in the hands of big brother. Yes but it's still something we can control. I think that with Everybody's digital footprint expanding the way that it has big brother now knows more about us than they ever have and they continue to find out more about our patterns in terms of how we spend our time how we spend our money What we think what we like what we don't like but it's really up to us to continue on that trajectory. We still have the freedom to say no. I am not going to put all of my information out there We can be wise consumers. And i just think it's interesting with all of the applications. We use i'm. I'm guilty of not reading any of those privacy agreements in terms of what they're doing with our data and so i read freely given them access to what we do and how we do it. But it's still up to us that we can choose how we utilize those resources and how we spend our time on various technology platform so yes. I am concerned that we are being ruled by big brother. They are dictating helping to push us to make decisions that are consistent with what they want to do in terms of driving profitability not. I'm speaking about this. Within the context of technology whether it's apple or amazon or facebook or google netflix. You know they they know so much about us. But what i'd be curious to know is how accurate is what they know about. Even though i have this digital footprint you know we have all this data but data can lie to right and so if they were to create this profile for me based upon everything. That's out there. How accurate is it. And then at the end of the day we also have decisions to make in terms of. How much more do we want to put out there. So one thing. I will say as i was just hanging out the other evening with my body. Were just having a drink on my kitchen. Terrace in you know his phone was like on the table and he was just like asking me a question about a recent purchase i made. I'm like oh yeah. I got these boombox b. o. m. b. a. s. am really digging up. He's like oh that's cool blah blah. We didn't think anything of it. Like an hour later he's home. He sent me a screenshot that when he was on his phone on facebook he was being served boombox ads on his phone. That had just been sitting there when we're like it was just listening because he has never seen those ads before. So it's one of those things where like listen i. I'm obviously like lower technology. I love a lot of what it does. I think we just need to be aware of the same time that was. We're taking ultra precautions. Somebody is out there. And they're listening and i'm not saying they're being devious sell stuff. But they are listening and keith. Bob you guys have been trooper even dropping so much value. Take time out of your day today and fire nation. You know the the average of the five people you spend the most time with and you've been hanging out with k r b w and j l d today so make sure you keep up that heat in the show notes for today's episode head over to fire dot com type either keith. Or bob in the search bar and they're showing us page will pop up with everything that we've been talking about today. Best show notes in the biz. Keith bob i want to say thank you for sharing your truth. Your knowledge your value with fire nation today for that we salute you and we will catch you on the flip side. Hey fire nation. Today's value a bomb content was brought to you by keith in bob and creighton. If you've ever thought about creating a podcast of your own podcast journals for you. It is a gorgeous full leather journal. That will guide you step by step in the creation launch of your podcasts and fifty days visit the podcast journal dot com use. Promo code podcast for fifteen dollar discount. 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"keith robinson" Discussed on Stand-Up w/ Chris Distefano

Stand-Up w/ Chris Distefano

03:47 min | 2 years ago

"keith robinson" Discussed on Stand-Up w/ Chris Distefano

"The groomsmen was making out outs like in making out with someone like i was like. I can't like it was crazy. The bride's family was gone so the kiss cars probably like trouble. Oh wait the groom do not the groomsmen. I'm sorry the gradual group room johnson groomsmen because i said bridesmaids the actual groom. The groom is making out with someone was making out with the woman was making someone's day probably yeah. It was pandemonium so it's like. I don't know maybe now it's site. I by the time three six o'clock so it's still daylight but it's like we're gonna start heading back going around. The statue of liberty grooms like faulk ed. He was like on the microphone like faulk et. We'll have a party fucker. Whatever all of a sudden we see the groom go to the backup boat jumps off. The boat jumps completely off the track to kill himself in the like. He tried to commit suicide in front of us. All like and you're not gonna die. It's a tall boat. It was like a you know. It's like <hes> like a big boat but it's a very big. It's got three decks. You're not gonna die but you could have got like he was trying to kill. I think he thought from that he would kill himself but then he's just in the water now like flailing he could swim but like flank. I'm the one that saw it because i was bartending back boat and i saw him walking by like like just like a drunk stumble and i was like you know people can go to the back. There's like the sunset there. I see him walking by and i just liked for whatever reason didn't go back to making a drink. I was just like something in me was disguising look right so and then i it wasn't even a thought like he just stepped up onto the rail jumped and i was like captain charactered. I was like man overboard and he was like what i was like. The groom just jumped off the boat so he stopped me. I like there's first mates on about but like i've been 'cause i had been worked on that boat. As a first mate i knew what to do to through the life you know the whole situation life brats the boats lowered got him on the boat hello and then he was just like shaking and crying until we got back to brooklyn and he was like my life's over like all that like i've never seen gene like a turn of events like that. Where i was like this guy. I totally one hundred percent agree with the wife not showing up. I agree susan. I was team susan after i saw the fucking mental. This guy wasn't mentally ill. They're like you're making out with girls. It's fucking pretty much yelling at the mom of the bride and then you tried to commit suicide all in three hours. Oh any like took his shirt off like he was like. It was just like nuts so i was like that was i felt like for that one. I was not in the presence of chula. I know that one. Maybe not definitely some questions that it was nothing nuts so that's a lot of twists and turns in that story as well not even long at all but just quickly. I also did a bartender on on a russian mafia boat one in the captain. My girlfriend's father wasn't there so i was kind of in charge. I was in the captain but i was kind of like running it and <hes> in the middle of some sometimes we would go out kind of into the middle of the ocean and not really but like you are and they threw somebody off the boat and <hes> <hes> count yet numbers kind at the end to make sure that we were missing one and the guy was like oh yeah <hes> we lost one in the ocean. He was fucking annoying me so i threw him off the boat. So i called the police i had to i call the police and then i was told it'd be contacted and whatever it was legal thing and nobody ever called me like the police just dropped like i'm telling you through somebody into the water and i was there. It's nuts..

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"keith robinson" Discussed on Stand-Up w/ Chris Distefano

Stand-Up w/ Chris Distefano

02:01 min | 2 years ago

"keith robinson" Discussed on Stand-Up w/ Chris Distefano

"And like yeah like we knew there were no calls like normally when the bride debris had been late before it's like hey hey <hes> five minutes away hair. Make whatever it may be. You're communicating with the wedding planner but this wedding plans together brides just like her off so it's like whoop see so oh she goes prices prices. We're not going so we're like oh. I was like fucking cool like we can just like get at work and the groom grabs. The microphone aca phone from the mom grabs it from the mom and he was like i'm not letting fucking susan ruin another day of my life. He was like this party was like we already already paid for it. I guess the groom's family had paid for it which is not traditional user. The bride's family does like my family. We already paid for it. We're taking this fucking boat. We're gonna party and people like are you. Where are you with me and one person was like like nobody was like it was like dead silent but the captain of the boat it was like they did pay for it. We have an obligation. We have their money yeah. We you know there. We have to do it if they wanna. Do we have have to do it. He said he told the staff. Just think of it as it's not a wedding. It's just a party now. You know we we do those too so that's it just no ceremony and we'll go out the same route three hours so the groom's having a good time everyone went. Everybody stayed on the bride's family. Got off a good amount of the bride's family got off. If not everybody heard immediate family the bride's maid's got off the rides made scott and i think one groups and got off but only because he was married to one of the bridesmaid's he like he had to go through my hey yeah yeah. He had to leave like you would get in so much fucking trouble. If you stayed on left your wife so so he he he came he got off much. I would say seventy percent of that. Boat was still on so the groom's so we're having it actually got to a point like an hour and a half into the wedding a hour and a half into the ceremony ceremony now are half into the boat right. We forgot there was even a wedding like we forgot. We were like this is just a party to provident fund..

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"keith robinson" Discussed on Stand-Up w/ Chris Distefano

Stand-Up w/ Chris Distefano

03:03 min | 2 years ago

"keith robinson" Discussed on Stand-Up w/ Chris Distefano

"I like he's not like my own. I think it's because my dad used to always take me on the staten island ferry when it was his weekends to picnic to answer. I was a little kid. I think we would always be on the ferry because so i think that's where it comes from. John staten island when you're growing up even have a car okay. Okay okay burrowed boron story. Are you're so so barton on these boats very often yeah they would have weddings on the boats lower a as per usual least once a month wedding on the boat. We knew the drill. They'd have the ceremony on the top deck food and drinks middle then you come upstairs satchel satchwell everyday blah blah blah blah fucking beautiful wedding. Whatever one wedding we go to were there two o'clock wedding same start grooms. Everybody's air brides late. It happens it happens. Whatever bo how are you oh you haven't taken them to. We're dot were on yeah. We're still at the docks because what what happens. Everybody obviously get on the boat. We do the ceremony so there's no problems. Ceremony would be on the boat dockside. Uh then you the party we go into the ocean. Oh to capture a spouse to capture a spouse is if you go in your show in the middle of you you do it in the middle of the ocean so they can't leave right. It can object right. That's good call. I never thought about that and it's like if we go further enough. It's like imagine legal but it's an international waters nicole. Why can know an object if you're in the middle of because as you can leave so you're just stuck there yeah good call you could go to the second deck as a matter of fact you say that because i haven't thought about in so long i think there were certain weddings that insisted on having them in the water and i believe people could if they wanted to. There was some rule about there. Was something something about the the state of new york. I forgot what it was. Maybe it wasn't the objection. There was some rule about the second deck about you could go yulo. You could go on the second floor and not be at the wedding something. I forgot what it was. Actually it was some legal rule that they just had to read to us so we knew but i was like half paying attention. I was like playing snake on my nokia yeah. That's what those times so anyway. Two o'clock brides and up to thirty brides isn't show up three o'clock despite doesn't show up you see her mom walk just her mom mom walking onto the boat. Oh boy so the bride hyde says <hes> the prize mom gets on the microphone and says my daughter never forget her. Name is susan like susan has had second thoughts and she doesn't want the weddings. Take place today. <hes> thank you guys so much but you know unfortunately is not going to be a wedding and blah blah blah blah bra. The groom was drinking because he dan you know knew everybody at two forty. Five all like that also doesn't come out of nowhere. This isn't great price have been late but it's like this is carrie knew instantly when he wasn't going to show up unlike nobody and.

"keith robinson" Discussed on Stand-Up w/ Chris Distefano

Stand-Up w/ Chris Distefano

04:20 min | 2 years ago

"keith robinson" Discussed on Stand-Up w/ Chris Distefano

"Cool. She just didn't give a fuck like you had to like drag her into hair and makeup and it's her wedding. They just want you guys to have like a great time like i was that it was it like a barn to ours upstate. Everybody was everybody there was no pressure. My mike genuinely no pressure at all. Nothing had to be perfect. Nicole's gift to pictures. Don't come out. It's fine. Let's it's about me marry now. I'm whatever whatever if we don't if we have memories she was like the memories are what's important in the pictures are not i was like wow i love this lady. Love it wedding like they've been together. They were children. I love a a wedding where it's like a long time coming and this is gonna last because a lot of us go to weddings. Were like okay. You know thirty at the same time i will say the two weddings that i really i saw i really feel like i was in the presence of true love honestly mike nicole cannon and i'm being serious colin and gencon when i went to colin and jenkins wedding a month ago. I was like these people you know they're older. They're both i think in their fifty s been together for twenty years. It's time amazing using all for the right reasons everything and came across first of all it was the funniest wedding i was ever at because tom papa the great. Tom papa was the reverend calleja. Hilarious colin quinn was on the microphone from his dressing room while we were being loaded into the wedding talking shit like voice of god mike colin in queens voice ripping people and sniping just had to laugh he literally. It's so funny. That's such a great thing to do so great then tampa color commentary on his own way god was hilarious. He was like jerry's here. Everybody jerry seinfeld jerry's at my wedding you know he he said hello to jerry before he started the vows to his wife. It was so funny as self obviously genuine. I love you so much but there's something i have to say. I hello miss decide. He likes killing. It was like it was so great. The food was was such a good time as whiting 'cause and same mike and nicole. I was like i'm the presence of true love here. It made a difference where i've been at someone like you said are the friends weddings like i was at a wedding two years ago and i was like these people are not going to make it because she pushed him him to marry her because she just wants to be married for instagram. It's not going to work and they are officially divorced in less than two years. They got a they. He moved out the groom. Tom moved out three months into their marriage. Going my god all for the wrong reason thanks so much admiration for people that call off engagements because as i'm sure it's the hardest thing in the world today but it's divorce and like i'm sure when when i worked on party boats so we were talking about this on this gotta after let's see let's go to monte mcfarland rich voss and everybody wants to get shot at bonnie. We love baath. She's beautiful the fallen hilarious and great mom china bonnie hope you die rich atheist feminism vegan. Let's have some fun my money back. I signed up for i am. A vegan begins here tonight. That's what they sound like and then they go right to sleep a lentils. It's i. I love being a vegan. It's no annual animal byproduct of eggs because i'm also pro choice. It's is important. I love animals. That is the i th i have a dog. I love so much. It's crazy see. I have a kid and the husband. I love my dog so much. She is a few issues like she's codependent. If i leave the house she gets crazy. She gets so mad. She barks in freaks out but the coolest thing about my dog is she. She never holds a grudge when i come back. She's always so happy happy to see me. She's never sitting on the couch. Well well well. Look you decided comeback. My dog smokes. That's that's the bad she's rescue so she still has some of the behaviors..

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"keith robinson" Discussed on Amy Schumer Presents: 3 Girls, 1 Keith

Amy Schumer Presents: 3 Girls, 1 Keith

02:06 min | 3 years ago

"keith robinson" Discussed on Amy Schumer Presents: 3 Girls, 1 Keith

"But the perception is that it's that it's not, and it was like, okay, you know, but that's how it is new. So it's all the perception we grew up. You just believe the news, you would see some ego. Well, that's the news. You really have to question your sources. Now what I'm saying everything is so phony at this. We pay attention to a too much. We're worried about what just one set about me that once said about me and then we go, like, did was shifted too much this. Do you thing. And. All right. You just wanna see people you want to see artists being honest. You wanna see the authenticity. You don't wanna see like this new marketed version of them, which is why I think we are all pretty much committed to to being authentic as comedians. We want to communicate. We want the truth to come out. So when I've been accused of something that's not true, I want to respond and go, no, I didn't do that. That's not how went down. But then that gives you a whole other twenty four to forty eight hour news cycle what you know who you are. That's that's the main thing that everything's telling you know where you are. Being a comic to that, nobody can worry about a celebrity. That's a comedians head getting too big because comics will we know we're garbage. I'm going to switch it up and this episode for LV pay for lease valuable person. On this episode of the podcast, I'm gonna go with Keith Robinson. Anybody else really kind of blew it today or. I hate to pile on Keith, but I have, I really don't have another choice. Let's just if we're being real guys, you don't have been actually kind of reflective for this episode so and kind of thinking about some of the stuff I said, if I was really bringing you know enough. Sorry. His way myself reflection. I'm going to have to go with Keith, Keith for the least valuable. Oh, Keith. I'm sorry. Who do you think is the least valuable. Say me. Thank you so much for joining us on three year olds when keep stink, strong. Did you know that if you.

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