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"keith malley" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

07:34 min | 10 months ago

"keith malley" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"Make fun of mine. My base. We fuck weeks it could happen. Don't make fun on your bed. You mean there's a wild people there. I remember this one woman so hot and she's on stage talking about how you know she's crazy and she might kinda guy and i'm like i'm watching this and i'm like yeah. I doubt that's true. You want got like it's not like she's doing our piece. he's reading her diary. I'm like i doubt it. Totally really like like not very many people in the world are live as bohemian lee. And end like on the edge as keith malley especially at the time i mean he's sitting but what's interesting is he still such a straight edge. That's what's weird. He does all this weird shit but at the end of the day he said shit like just be normal but see. That's what i'm saying. He isn't though he totally isn't he's gone harder. And deeper than most people that think that they're not squares. Why laddy i mean. Because he's up for anything have you ever. Have you ever honestly like like offered up a situation that maybe just out of like politeness like wanna lay suming. Of course those. I know and it just. Yeah yeah i mean unless it's hiking or staying awake for campaign or what can't be a trick you know. Listen it's a hole for it. But yeah i get what you're saying. Where he's he's never not done the drug Yeah but i mean even like surf. Reality like night hangouts. Richard's apartment in the back you know and Smoothing like rg girls right and like really connecting with them. Shirlow the time you know at some point. And i can't really i mean it was. It was yeah. So what what. Some of the things i mean. Obviously like the sexual stuff that happened there. I was more at. I think my memories or more of like in the hallway and the shit talking and the drug use and again to new york city from the midwest. Never really having been to new york outside liked however many days. I spent the hostile with keith. And i didn't explored new york at all What was done in the hallway openly. What have you seen lot of cocaine of. We'd about a lot of drinking. Which i i wasn't really so into drinking something like you were like we were always afforded crew. Maybe i buy a forty and maybe like a by the end of the united still had like a little under half a bottle left like drinking was never really my back remember and they're like half bums select if they cut you downstairs the day. Hey can you just give me a and the electoral of see for four hours tonight. So i guess. Ll here's the forty for you. Yeah i used to buy them forties. I tried not to. You tried not to but yeah. Here's two bucks that's funny because you're calling them half homeless. That's you mean. yeah he is. He is literally at that moment. He is going home and pissing in his room bates keyboard out of spite. They actually those. That's the most memorable like keith. That i have of that era is like after surf. Reality or between reality. Be keith going back to place and like damaging property Traumatizing his roommates. Or like. Actually maybe the fun. The hardest. I've ever laughed in my entire life was We decided. I don't know if you guys who talked about this but we decided we were watching. Qvc were out of our fucking minds on whatever you know and Were watching qvc or the home shopping network or something. And we decided to call. Ed and i don't know who called it. First they call and they get the receptionist and they're like excuse me. I was watching your program. And i had to call your salesperson on air. Just said the holocaust did happen and the person on the other side is what it was like as clear as day ended. And they're like i you know whatever they deal with it then they hang up with somebody else's calling from another line so now we're calling in tandem and just like like i can't believe somebody just said the holocaust didn't happen live on air. What are you guys doing over there once. I do what the mine. And i was laughing so fucking hard that i had to go outside of his apartment closed the door. I'm st- i can hear them from outside those metal lowering side tenement building doors. I've i hearing it echo through still can't stop laughing. I have to go outside of the building and circle around to the other side of the quarter before. I can call myself down. I thought it was gonna dive. Because i couldn't read like diary. Everything felt tight like ripping. 'cause you're like where i feel like we think of ourselves as nice people. It's like i was so funny when keeps to go home and piss on his roommates keyboard. And i deserved by the way he stole money from. I wanna be clear. He stole money from me. Thank you folks. This is what. I what i thought was coming was by the way anything i ever did to anybody. It was in retaliation because they did something to me and and you're not afraid to like actually do that and that's where i'm like my god but i don't know if i would just walk away. Somebody stole money from you and it's like well. Yeah but you get wanting to punch that person in the face right and this is how are you. Punched him in the face. He got even at a plethora of raigmore creative ways if he doesn't like you. It's all if he if he likes. He's spending time making fun of you to your face with honesty and like Your goofy in this way. And it's like you can argue with him or you can just admit that. That's goofy and were still cool by either aware job around that time in this guy was a real piece of shit. This waiter and he'd be getting other waiters in trouble. Had a real smarmy attitude. I i don't know how to explain. Just a real dickhead. So one day he puts his glasses down. And i'm like why do people. How do you be assholes to co or at those glasses in the garbage but the vauxhall with you unless an esa walk around because we all have to take it out you where in the molly universe you know matt is okay. I can put behind right. Like if he's he's not an asshole from now on the score is even but if you start seeing asshole. I'm accumulating announced the next calendar. Got thirty days. Get it out. I remember he didn't like one of my my brother's friends and.

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"keith malley" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

04:45 min | 10 months ago

"keith malley" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"A lot of drugs excetera. Well what i read. Is that like like the party. He became like a principal to the party because he was always just hitting us off the drugs. You know what. I mean that and yet what a anyway so so and i and i was very cool with him but i everybody who was hanging out with it would give him a pass because he was he was a daesh. Dacians lead like like insulting to people but almost like despite them to like see what they would. Do you know what i mean. And everybody knows that he's like a clown anyways they just let it go and laugh it off right because that's personnel. Keith is incapable of doing that and And we were hanging out for a while and one night we were walking back. I remember like the sun is just coming up over the east river. You know it's one of those mornings. I love how you describe. Your dates with the sun was rising. He's walking me home and being adam and keith. Were walking on the street and Jesus i'm not ever going to hang out with fucking guys like what are you like. I like him. I think he's a fucking piece of shit. I don't wanna be around him. And while i have to be around him right and so i start like Like i think that he's like fucking around. And i started like arguing the point and i see that he's getting defensive. Vast like there is a line in the sand. I've never experienced. Because what i imagine and tell me i'm wrong. You're like this is the fourth or fifth person in a group. We give people in a group of pass. Because it's like it's going to be harder. If he doesn't hang out it's gonna like. Why are we making this a big deal. He's just one of the people. That's there keith. Why can't you be cool. Am i right exactly exactly. And so it was like just don't disag- norm or whatever he was like. No i don't wanna be around him. I'm not going to be around him. Better fat really matter of factly. And i kept on pushing it. He like stopped on the street news. Like i'm gonna throw you. Are these fucking garbage cans. Listen to me. i'm not fucking hanging out with the end and it was like. I don't think i'd ever been talked to like that report. You know it was like my girls. I've ever i've ever getting so upset. I'm like i am not being listened to telling you. Your mother can't come over every sunday. A listen i tolerate her. It's a very lovely love story. And i don't know why i don't know why that stuck with me of all the probably crazy things. I remember keith. Talking about some kind of tits and coke and all this shit there's more artsy weird stuff happening between guys but it's these dynamics that i'm like this is so interesting. The craig and keith stuff. So what did you hung out at surf. Reality a lot for those who don't know so reality is the space. And on sunday nights they would have an open mic hosted by this guy named face boy and you were allowed to smoke. Whatever you want except for cigarettes in the room and you're allowed to perform anything you want. As long as you don't set the place on fire and you can't heckle not the you can't point anyone out not if you're on stage and not if you're seated. That was the only rules. It was bulawayo. Ob and that's where keith and i met and what did you see it surf. Reality that maybe. We haven't mentioned yet. Oh man i mean it's such a haze of a memory really because it just feels like it happens so fast i look back it. I don't think. I realized then like how important that little seed was going to be for my whole life So really paying attention all the time right or making good but yeah there is kind of back to what you said the odd thing about keith. And adam is that they are like culturally aware they are culturally a too artsy and they get the. That's that's something that i've noticed like you keith. Specifically you can really offend him by assuming that he doesn't and and what i am his his offenses is so beautiful. Because it's it's rooted in the back like have as you tell me you know okay as a painter right now i know asshole. Keeping armor from meal mean.

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"keith malley" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

03:13 min | 10 months ago

"keith malley" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"French to respect and he's he's also he comes off very cold sometimes. But i feel like. There's this keith. malley stuff like. He's not allowed to feel uncomfortable. He will not feel uncomfortable. And when we were in chat the other night you talked about how they used to be like a fourth person or something. You guys used to hang out with this guy where turns out keith. Unlike him and this story is so encompassing of so much that you have to tell this. Do you know what i'm talking about. Yeah i think. I do so so one of the places that we would hang out regularly was welcome. And i'm sorry i'm sorry. I'm gophers second. I remember him saying this story about he and his ex married at the time we're walking. They were carrying groceries or something. He got hot. He stopped to take the coat off and and she was like. Oh do you have to stop right. Now he's like. I don't need to be uncomfortable. She said we're half a block he's like i'm taking off my coat bother you and i. I know you're both making a face. But in my mind i was like but now i have to hold the groceries and i have to make an adjustment because you don't wanna be uncomfortable and on the flip side of it. I'm like why am i uncomfortable. Why aren't i taking off my. It's this it's this weird thing that can't you just be uncomfortable for a minute for the bigger picture and i. I can't always tell if i'm right or wrong but in this. This is very particular because people like we said. Go back to thanksgiving when they don't like it to hang out with friends because they're used to it so this kind of goes along with that sorry to cut you off. Why remember getting. We're getting our wedding stuff. Then i guess talking had the wedding shoes. And i'm like oh these these these i'm like they bother me and she's like well. You know you have to deal with that. Might choose bother me. And i'm like how do we make none of our shoes bother us so it's the way it is. Nobody can be comfortable. That's at the end of the day. We're you know a were perfect strangers. A sitcom i think on paper but the thing is is that. That's the essence of keith. He's just a genuine honest person. Ever a lot of reasons that like you know like insecurities that i might have like. I always have to be around. People that i know are being honest with me. I 'cause i. It's it's hard for me to gauge things. Otherwise and keep his that. That's that's why. I will always get along. You know in my book. Yeah that's why i called roasting my love language. I'm like well you telling me the truth. This this is funny. I should laugh at this truth about myself right right so yeah i think the story you were talking about what you used to hang out. Place called welcome to the johnsons. And i befriended two guys. They're played music with them and stuff and one of those guys was like you know you always had a lot of drugs like that's really kind of win. we do. Drugs became available to us. You know and he was just kinda like giving drugs for free so like funny when you when you said that you acted like there was more. Let's see this guy. He had.

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"keith malley" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

01:50 min | 10 months ago

"keith malley" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"Like The one with the weird name doesn't have an accent with the regular does and and you do have a very unique accent. Okay as you were thinking. I thought where you could have gotten that accent. That is an isolated abused boy in a house with people. So your mom has a slightly pennsylvania accent and your dad is crazy so you combine that and you isolate and you don't talk to other human beings and we didn't have the internet and you get the keith malley accent so it's you know. Some people are like german and polish and some people are like pennsylvania and abused and that's and then of course people know the story. I came to new york and almost like background music as playing andrew dice clay albums and made my friends. Would you know. mock it to the point. Where i'm really started talking like that. Which is yeah which is why. It's very directional. Because i feel entries. Claes always telling you where he is. I'm over here now. So there's a lot of directional humor which is ironic. Because you don't know any directions ever to anywhere. Where's one of these buddies. Ladies and gentlemen we By the way we play a destiny to me and him this guy. We're on beyond like you might know about that. I see these people on the planet. Me and craig do right. We beat these guys off we suck and fuck them right off the planet get at a he. Diamond dog hollywood. Craig klein a great. Hey how's it going. I love it. I already love difference in vibe between craig. And he's like we in fact that we all accents and here's correct clad. Hello and this.

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"keith malley" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

01:32 min | 2 years ago

"keith malley" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"<music> welcome to keith and the girl. I'm keith malley hamda and the how are you. I'm all right. What's going on on well right before the show of course there's a painter's right outside the literal window making bonk's and bangs and you know they have the whistle to each other for attention attention. You know to move the scaffolding over this way and that way and so i'm thinking well. I don't know that we can do a show this way and so and we have a guest with <hes> you know adds to the questioning and says okay but i'm not sure what to do. You know i'm ready to kill myself. I'm going crazy. You know what should we do and i go okay in that case. We can't do the show well that wasn't the answering goes no okay we have to do the show blah blah blah so then every so often every five seconds. There's absolutely no noise choice and hannah's like keith. Are you ready. It's only been five seconds and she goes keats. You're so sensitive to the set. You can't hear anything i understand. I have this super hearing. I can tell somebody who's literally rolling paint on a wall without looking very special but let's not act like the other bonk's warren happening so now i don't know when the take the other stuff a certain way and don't ask me for advice when i give it you go. No that wasn't an option. That's asking your partner <unk> out saying hey you wanna go for dinner and they keep going down a different alleys. You're trying. Take him to the restaurant. I sincerely didn't think that's what was happening. I definitely heard the banks. I wasn't trying to deny them and then when they stopped happening for five seconds instead of feeling hopeful and i was sharing in the hope..

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"keith malley" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

03:40 min | 2 years ago

"keith malley" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"We're both in our own ways. I I leave cups of water on the dresser drawer that drives her nuts. She will leave food and plates out on the dinner table. And then go to bed cups of water on the cupboard is unaware on the bedside dresser. That bothers her it does. And I don't know why Keith you go. No. That's on your bedside. It's on my bedside bring a Cup at night. And and if you don't drink by morning, you're dead. Yes. Not only if I don't drink it by morning, but if I start to like get ready for the day, and I'm about to go out the door, and I've left it there. And she goes max the Cup fairy has come look the cut fairy is taking the couple way. She does the Keith Malley row, which is passive aggressive until you get divorced. Yeah. But I don't play along. I'm like, we'll think goodness. The ferry has come. Goodness. We have a fairy in the house Keith keeps ex you still leave the cupboards open. And he would take pictures and send a turn go. I guess we've ghosts. Oh, jeez. Yeah. All your did. You get rid of the ghosts. I got rid of the wife. There you go problem. That's interesting where you can be bothered by a Cup of water. But you leave the dishes after you're done. It's not to be fair. She doesn't leave the dishes as often as I leave the Cup of water, but she will we will finish dinner. And then we'll go to the couch, and we'll watch something. And then say, all right. I'm going to bed. I'm like, boy, there's something still to be done before you close the bedroom door de do that every time. I know I know that I'm lucky to have her. So I just shut up and put the dishes in the sink. Okay. He did not know how lucky he was. So yes, I'm aware that my position is always up for review. I wanna make sure the annual reports. I'm into that. Do she pulled me out of such a hell hole of how I was living before? Like, I am not only grateful to be with her in a matter and grown with early. She just saved me from such a shithole set of apartments, and I'm like I cannot go back to like living with Craigslist roommates. Typical dude. That's nice. There's an argument in the relationship is it because she started. Oh, interesting. You're gonna have to have her back on. She has the better memory. It's probably me saying something dumb. And she goes. Okay. Let's back up. Let's explain that. I'll be like, well, I'm an idiot. I didn't think that. Argument complete you just as long as you admit, you're an idiot. Easily. Do you do you hate arguments? Like will you rather be like, you know, what you're right? I don't wanna argue this. I think what's what happens is. I suppress any like anger or rage. And I think it's going to be the stereotypical. I just drop dead of heart attack at fifty from all the anger that I've suppressed Jalayta. Yes. Yup. It's very much that I'm sure you know, the very upset that I named that you also Catholics die that lay. Anyone with the religion based on extreme guilt likes to die by? It is also very much that the old stereotypical joke of why does the Jewish husband die? I it's the only choice. He gets right. And I'm like, no, this is this is it. I'm choosing. Do. You don't have children. Neither of you want children. Is that true? I'm on the fence. Vicki is firmly. No, okay. And she gets that reinforced every time she hangs out with a parent who just looks at her and very deep lead. Intently goes, stay strong. Okay. Don't give in right. They give they give hints yet to give clues. And sometimes the hints are literally don't have kids. Please continue enjoying your life with your dog and your annual vacations. They're easy.

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"keith malley" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

01:36 min | 2 years ago

"keith malley" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"Hey. Welcome the Keith. And the girl I'm Keith Malley. I just sent come to my stand up. Oh, this is nerve wracking and exciting at the same time. So what I do is. I read it. And then I'm like, oh, I just wanna tell you. You're just a couple responses, and then we're on the phone for like one or two hours about going word for word through it. It's a process, I take it very seriously come out and see we're going to perform at April fifteenth. I say we it's going to be feared this would be easier way to do it. I call Keith Melian friends, and I'm gonna have audience members come up and read five minutes on my stand in their voices. Then it's like really involves everybody in their voice. I think everyone should try the Keith Malley voice. They'll try to be funny to a Fred Flintstone thing. I don't. All right. So that's April fifteenth, but it's a whole weekend. The fun April thirteenth launch party at my place festivities hamburgers. And those special grass. It's going to be a good time. Then the fourteenth silent trailers hosted by condemn those nothing about movies will describe movies on silent. And we shout out in the guess what they are following that. You can't say that are cross between taboo and charades, and I'll talk more about it. But this guest today is going to be part of both events on the former team, and I can't be more excited. Coast of teen. Mom, trash talk podcast ninety day fiance. Trash talk podcast, Tracy car. Naza? Thank you so much for having me..

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"keith malley" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

02:47 min | 3 years ago

"keith malley" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"Hey. Welcome the Keith and the girl I'm Keith Malley can thus Tony yesterday about my knee out of the blue acting up can barely walk. I called somebody that did sell vicodin Yanks. Okay. Twenty five dollars a pill. Yeah, kit at it. Now I know same without her all. I can't believe it in people buy it. You know, ten twenty. At a time they have to be millionaires they have to be about to be homeless. Do they think like one more just one more and then that'll be the last one I need. I think people falling into their addiction, go one more very logically. I mean, yeah, of course. I think that's how addiction happens. You just kind of just kind of gets away from you. Well, you gotta start lower to sneak that shit on me. Apparently you don't. I don't know what you're talking about. Of course, you do. You can't. You can't give me by twenty, spent twenty five dollars on a pill. I do hear one. I'll do here when in my name before twenty. Five dollars. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, so you didn't buy it? Of course. Not negotiate. No. Like maybe you go what? First one's free. I don't get it when you go so high, there's no talking to you. You fucked up even if the strategy is to go lower, even for supposed to be decorating, get outta town. I get it, but I also get that. He probably was fine selling it to somebody else who was okay with the price. Everybody's happy. Good. No, one saying that I have a friend that did have old Tylenol threes. They're the ones with codeine. So I'm on seven of those and can't take dump. So I'm getting getting better over the counter? No. But then can you take like three Tylenol? It'll be the same thing. No. Now now there's Cody. Codeine is same as hair when they took on hair win right now. So angry. He looks talking about his health. Because I think you're right to your absolutely right to be this mad, but it's it amuses me a little and I'm sorry, I'm seeing a doctor this week, but right now I'm here to entertain the people. That's what it's all about. All right. Our guest yesterday brought up who doesn't have Batneec ever thought so many, hey, at least I got my niece right. This person Mark rates in, hey, guys have been listening told the shows from the beginning currently at fourteen forty eight. It always scares me when people are like halfway through work collection. I'm like, we're was I in my life. What do you think of me? We're talking about the Keith and the girl roast at really liked to watch it, but I don't think it's in the new store that you have anyway. Can I get my hands on it? Well, Mark with peace and love. You didn't fucking look right now. We.

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"keith malley" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

03:54 min | 3 years ago

"keith malley" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"Hey what can the keith and the girl i'm keith malley all right keeping girls a very interactive show of course we have our forms we have phone calls we have feedback i see right here shadow matt rates on our forums subject the hate he rates getting a bit tired of all the manhating on this show these days men are dumb men are rapists men are simple we're just telling you the news though it brings the showdown and it really does though it isn't funny the lack of self will some of the guests on these subjects is also quite apparent and this is in reference to friday show when we had andrea alanon please be aware this isn't me getting offended as a man but i'm getting into a man but it's not that i'm getting offended at the general nonsense about some of these comments and absolutes that are cause of so much of the hatred we see online these days i'll give you absolute like i get that but it's so funny because he did mention rape than if we if we mentioned rape on this show it's because it made the news and spiro wrote put a picture up of the little mermaid under a waterfall that reads pardon me while enjoy your mail tears and the hen shadow matt rates back i was going to lower myself to your level but decided that you are not worth it complete lack of selfawareness you know this is the way you wanna talk about seeing things online this is will way trump is a bully talks and the way idiot believes in my high school talk with words like that sad pathetic you know it's funny how you know what i think from now on as a rule and i rarely put rules that are absolute but as a rule if you say i was going to stoop down to your level you're at my level you know it was like oh i was going to say a pussy joke there well you got saved and you got to say joke but you didn't actually create a joke or give feedback you're just saying that you have it but you don't want to give it to me so what you're saying is you have a clever and thought out response but you'd rather not i really i can tell ready or not i would explain why friday show offended me as a man sing it salita there's tit men and ask men but you know what i could tell ready you not even worth explaining to and that said well thank you for your comment and it urged me to have anjiang again hello andrea healing a mean woman fbi you only make me stronger so no that i was reading these forums comments being like alone you fucking idiot also doesn't say i'm not funny we all know don true like whatever and it's it's it's just when you were like what's look back on your forms comments in the past to see if they've been woman hating and he kept like diverting and not i happen to see that what on the forms and one message was here there's titties here where the titties yes so you're hurt we're attacking him because he's a tits man his personal i wrote i don't remember what i wrote but i wrote something about like okay something about like oh so all the woman hating all the trump jokes were okay but he's you agree that trump is an idiot and things that he does or idiotic and all the jews the jew jokes that i tell better that's okay because i must know something from the inside being raised with it so all of these jokes you finally got to tip men and ask man it's so what i wanted to right after that but i'm like this is going to far is like okay just tell us if you're an astro tits guy clearly you are and that's fine i'm legitimately asking what that means to you i.

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"keith malley" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

01:34 min | 3 years ago

"keith malley" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"Hey welcome to keith and the girl i'm keith malley dan we appreciate you being here cheetham girl dot com slash vip check it out if you haven't it's every show we've ever done in over thirteen years over three thousand episodes you can find there including the exclusive content that if you're only subscribe to our regular feed you will never have gotten so you actually could have hundreds of shows right now that you've never listened to that are keeping the girl related and you can get all of them at keith and the girl dot com slash vip last night i was listening to last week on keith and the girl has a fun on right it was so fun it's so funny you really get the behind the scenes dart if andress filling in as guest host she really thinks no one will ever hear what she has the say about colleagues and guests it's very excited today's guests ladies and gentlemen we love them i believe you love but we'll find out let me know oh boy director of ear buds the podcasting documentary which and i'll say it again the greatest podcasting documentary i have ever seen in my life that's the truth host of comedy film that's host of the new political vigilante podcast grandma would hey what's up everybody i don't have getting all radio boise grand ellwood and christmasy seaney of comedy film are responsible for my once every five years going to the movies because.

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"keith malley" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

01:47 min | 3 years ago

"keith malley" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"Hey welcome to keith and the girl i'm keith malley hand hello are you subscribed to our free video feed keith and the girl dot com slash video as promised the video rate they're man's best friend shows me marrying our buddies tj benjamin and if i may say myself beautifully done it was a great ceremony and then what i did was we added to the video by taking them out and showing what it's like day in the life of being a dog as a human and we clips of that very good video says electric squirrel i give it ace's ten i really don't know how people can be down on this couple their wedding was more touching than every straight human wedding i've been to also way more entertaining congrats i'll tell you something i think my marriage failed because i can't marry myself i am such a great efficient i wish them all the best ladies gentlemen today's guest headline that caroline's comedy club hosts a podcast hold my bread it's about the stock market let's dummies like me understand it mad bacchus elo matt good good thanks for having me back just remind people who matt is he was on last year october and he was talking about a roommate that he had the roommate killed himself yeah true you never knew the roommate's name true true and you thought it was laughable that i want yeah another mate's name no i still don't know what happened to i mean you know have the story people don't understand that i i don't know if it's a new york thing or big city thing that we don't know our neighbors now i do think it's insane that you didn't know roommate obviously you had something to do with his death.

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"keith malley" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

01:46 min | 3 years ago

"keith malley" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"Hey welcome to keith and the girl i'm keith malley and i love that you hear ladies and gentlemen today's guest featured in blue bloods hbo's high maintenance fox tv's gotham right yeah frankly audie hi i want a compilation of our guests listening to their their introduction face the faces the clinton djing there under the table there worry they're like nah that wasn't a credit i guess they did that like the reactions are horrendous what was going through your head where you frayed we're going to be like an watched to step mother fucking those are feeling rather have something clamorous like that bones for come puppy compilation of porno i'd it's that's a real title actually bones for come puppy that's why popped into my head we saw at an adult shop fair owns for come puppy come poppy it's a it's a broken world slips but what is what are these terms those like what i don't know what to come puppy i don't know okay okay i do know though this maybe i know more than i think because there's like a puppy play thing that goes on now i don't know if it's just in the popping up no it's a fetish like known about and read about what is you say it's in the gay community i don't know it just is that's why i don't wanna say that for sure but i know it's like they act like puppies and they have like fetish nights like secret fetish nights i think that's just gave because their entire conventions based on that i i think we're yeah.

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"keith malley" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

01:44 min | 3 years ago

"keith malley" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"Hey welcome to keith and the girl i'm keith malley thanks for listening how are you doing all right how are you doing that's raining gravy and i'm wearing a mask potato hat we're back in new york city this is home i gotta tell you l a was fun visiting other shows was fun having guests on was fun and having a mashed potato head that is the best part there's nothing there's nothing like home you know i have dominion over what my apartment the studio kind of but even just walking the streets of new york you feel i've been jaywalking like a fool even places i didn't need to be it takes me longer to get home than needs to because an la i'm just not used to it if somebody came up to me when i was walking in l a and said you're not walking correctly i would believe him in wonder what i'm doing wrong there's something about home lie in la i didn't walk it even like it like people who you think would fling your hat off your head as they walked by because they're just like you know chaotic and whatever would still stop at a crosswalk there are no cars coming they look both they don't give a shit they're waiting for the light i mean there could be no cars in any distance no one's crossing the street i don't know if i think the rest of the country is listening to this go yet dummies because other places that i've been to vancouver same thing like people will stop you other pedestrians and go you're being fucked up there's the crosswalk so i went to the crosswalk according to keith mcgurn poll females in our audience like bad boys two to one.

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"keith malley" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

01:58 min | 3 years ago

"keith malley" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"Hey welcome to keith and the girl i'm keith malley thanks for being listener we of course mentioned april thirteenth fourteenth and fifteenth next week is keith and the girl weekend opening night game night all that is happening april thirteenth were having a cornall competition for vip for life were bringing giant jange pictured django but if you lose you get physically hurt you'll sign a waiver at the door april fourteenth keith girl lives show following that the same day you can't say that pod wars addition the fifteenth my yearly standup show getting very excited and do you know who else is on the lineup we had tracy karnad zohair yesterday she's on the lineup and other person is usa mma osama bin laden we brought him up from the dead soundless d i'm very excited right look at keith girl dot com slash free if you're hearing all this news but it said because maybe you're a college student maybe times are tough what people do is buy a pass for the whole weekend because it's such a deal but maybe they can't make it one of those days so keith and the girl will be your keith and the girl ticket hob and if they have an extra ticket will find a way to get a for you'll see what i mean a key from the girl dot com slash free okay ladies and gentlemen today's guests take off work that's what i'm saying finalist on last comic standing appeared on the tonight show with conan o'brien late show with david letterman appeared on america's got talent and if he asked me most of all on our new podcast my opening line which by the way new episode featuring gilbert gottfried you can find right there the gray mike kaplan wow tell me about gilbert godfrey hilarious mike that's true and while you're checking out gilbert michael be there thanks for having me.

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"keith malley" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

01:35 min | 3 years ago

"keith malley" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"Hey welcome to keith and the girl i'm keith malley thanks for being listener keith girl dot com slash stand up a thon it was so much fun you have it now you have to vote in your receipt whether you were a kick starter supporter or you pay to mayor five dollars four you have a link that tells you how to vote vote vote now it is the final time to vote it's just a couple more days left to vote so make sure you do it now i'll tell you who was there that day and i know you love her because you voted for her as best new guests of twenty seventeen host of teen mom trash talk podcast my boo tracy karna it was me i was there you crack the code it was it was me you're so good at this are you doing trace i'm so good how are you good so tracy has been listening to this show i turn next thing you know i have for toothbrush so our toaster oven i'm very excited yeah april thirteenth fourteenth and fifteenth is keith the grow week tracy will be part of the all over sprinkled everywhere i told you friday pro i told you friday april thirteenth cornel competition there'll be lots of other games you know those giant jenga's yeah got a giant instagrams about exactly exactly picture jingle but if you lose you break though that's and i don't know if you saw our cornhole we have specially made cornhole voice them on instagram.

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"keith malley" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

01:30 min | 3 years ago

"keith malley" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"Hey welcome to keith and the girl i'm keith malley thanks for being here ladies and gentlemen half of the sketch group austin martinez comedy and from true tv molly austin gosh thank you so much how are you molly i'm good i'm good i'm alive so that's most of it you know that's at least half i think is water i gotta say this right away last night was so fun celebrating our anniversary happy anniversary key thank you it feels good thirteen years in podcasting and we had our stand up with on it also was saying thank you to those who supported our kick started you support our kickstarter you were able to come to this show if you're in the area if you weren't in the new york area of course we recorded it and we'll send it to you shortly but so much fun comedian after comedian after comedian and i said ahead of time here's the things to look out for with these comedians right i put it in the guise of this is what happened and times when we did it in the past comedian thought picked on but i said here the comedians are going to have those who know hey it's two minutes but i have to plan two minutes keith grown material i'm going to be ready then you'll have the comedians that will go i'm a professional what is two minutes of specific material i'll just show up it does sound like so little until you get on stage and you're like oh yeah no two minutes can be a lifetime.

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"keith malley" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

01:30 min | 3 years ago

"keith malley" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show

"Hey welcome to keith and the girl i'm keith malley thanks for being here ladies and gentlemen half of the sketch group austin martinez comedy and from true tv molly austin gosh thank you so much how are you molly i'm good i'm good i'm alive so that's most of it you know that's at least half i think is water i gotta say this right away last night was so fun celebrating our anniversary happy anniversary key thank you it feels good thirteen years in podcasting and we had our stand up with on it also was saying thank you to those who supported our kick started you support our kickstarter you were able to come to this show if you're in the area if you weren't in the new york area of course we recorded it and we'll send it to you shortly but so much fun comedian after comedian after comedian and i said ahead of time here's the things to look out for with these comedians right i put it in the guise of this is what happened and times when we did it in the past comedian thought picked on but i said here the comedians are going to have those who know hey it's two minutes but i have to plan two minutes keith grown material i'm going to be ready then you'll have the comedians that will go i'm a professional what is two minutes of specific material i'll just show up it does sound like so little until you get on stage and you're like oh yeah no two minutes can be a lifetime.

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