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Merck to help produce rival J&J's vaccine
"The Defense production act to create a partnership between two vaccine makers As NPR's Tamara Keith reports, Merc will begin producing the Koven 19 vaccine developed by Johnson and Johnson. Johnson and Johnson, who's vaccine was given emergency use authorization this past weekend has experienced production delays. With this agreement, Mirkwood retool two of its facilities to begin making the one shot J and J Vaccine. White House press secretary Jen Psaki. These obviously our two companies that are historically been competitors s O. The fact that they're coming together, speaks to the ability of this administration broadly to bring them to the table and work together to address the pandemic in the country. The Defense production Act is being used to free up vaccine ingredients and help mark get set up to make the Johnson and Johnson vaccine. Sake also said the Defense Department will provide daily logistical support to strengthen Johnson and Johnson's efforts. Tamara Keith NPR NEWS The Biden administration is
Churchill painting owned by Angelina Jolie smashes auction record
"A painting by Winston Churchill. The work of art. A Moroccan landscape was owned by Angelina Jolie and sold just the other day Tower of the CA to be a mosque sold at Christie's auction house Monday for $11,590,715. Previous record price for a Churchill painting was just under £1.8 million. The image of the 12th Century mosque and Merrick Cash is a piece of both political and Hollywood history. It was completed after the January 1943 Casablanca conference, or Churchill and President Franklin D. Roosevelt planned the defeat of Nazi Germany. Churchill gave it to Roosevelt as a memento. The painting was sold by the Julie Family Collection. Keith Peters
House passes Biden's $1.9 trillion COVID relief package
"Welcoming the houses approval early this morning of his nearly two trillion dollar pandemic relief package and he's calling on the senate to act fast. And here's tamra keith. Has more the massive relief package passed with no republican votes. All but two democrats voted yes and with their vote. We're one step closer to vaccinating the nation. We are one step closer to putting one thousand four hundred dollars in the pockets of americans. We're one step closer to extending unemployment benefits for millions of americans shortly going to lose them and as it heads to the senate where democrats hold the narrowest possible majority biden. Had this message have no time to waste the house. Bill would raise the minimum wage to fifteen dollars an hour but the senate parliamentarian has concluded that provision comply with senate procedure. So it will have to come out. Biden didn't mention the minimum wage in his brief remarks tamra keith.
Biden's $1.9 trillion COVID relief bill passes House, but faces Senate hurdle
"Of his covert relief package, and he's calling on the U. S Senate to act fast. As NPR's Tamara Keith reports. The measure passed the house in the early hours of this morning. The massive relief package passed with no Republican votes. All but two Democrats voted Yes, with their vote. We're one step closer to vaccinating the nation. We're one step closer to putting $1400 in the pockets of Americans. One step closer to extending unemployment benefits for millions of Americans are shortly going to lose him and as it heads to the Senate, where Democrats hold the narrowest possible majority. Biden had this message. We have no time to waste. The House bill would raise the minimum wage to $15 an hour, but the Senate parliamentarian has concluded that provision doesn't comply with Senate procedure. So it will have to come out. Biden didn't mention the minimum wage. In his brief remarks. Tamara Keith NPR NEWS. The
GameStop Is Happening Again
"May be watching game stop again. today it shares skyrocketed in the final hour of trading. What prompted this late rally. We're going to bring in markets reporter caitlin austr- off into the conversation. She's covered game. Stop a lot lately caitlyn. Hey mark so kayla. Shares of game stop finished one hundred four percent higher to close more than ninety one dollars. It was hovering below fifty dollars for most of the day. What's the explanation behind this. So it's hard to say what caused game. Stop sheriffs to take off so much in the last hour of trading. What we do know is that you know you had keith. Gill saying that. He was going to double down on his game. Stop bets over the last couple of days. He's still really optimistic on the company. And that's what other people on wall street beds to say that they also are optimistic. You also had games top. Say that it's chief. Financial officer would resign next month. And so maybe that was. Also another case for people to maybe. You know think about the company's future could be different than what it had been a week ago but we don't really know exactly what causes it. You had a lot of people on wall street bat to were saying you know. They were caught off guard by sudden rise in shares and you can have big institutional players with deep pockets who can more easily move the share price who may be just doubled down on their bets that we could see games top perform
Biden Reopens Gateway For Green Cards, Work Visas Reversing Trump COVID-19 Freeze
"That President Donald Trump had placed a new work visas as NPR's Tamara Keith reports. Trump head cited the pandemic prompted argued that issuing new skilled labor and temporary work visas during the pandemic would hurt the U. S labor market. And so he ordered a dramatic clamp down on legal immigration. He temporarily halted issuance of green cards for new immigrants as well as visas for tech workers managers, Okay. Years and others in a proclamation revoking that policy. President Biden says it didn't advance the interests of the United States prevented certain family members from joining lawful permanent residents in the U. S and harms industries that rely on talent from around the world. Since taking office, biting his issued a flurry of executive actions reversing Trump era policies. Tamara Keith NPR
House to vote on $1.9 trillion COVID relief bill this week
"Trillion coronavirus Relief bill will go to a vote this week. Republicans in Congress say it is too much money. Here's Congressman James Comber from Kentucky. Congress already appropriated $150 billion in the cares act for state and local governments. And not all this money's been spent. So the Biden administration is looking outside of Washington, D. C to build their case. Here's NPR White House correspondent Tamara Keith. When Mesa Arizona Mayor John Giles looks out his window at City Hall, he can see the convention center. It's become a hub for those seeking help in the pandemic. And on alternating days it is people that are there too. Up there drunk and get £50 of food, putting their trump or its people. They're waiting in line to get the vaccine. So it's a pretty sobering view from the mayor's office. His city got $90 million in relief funds last spring spent it all and Giles says they easily could have filed receipts for double that. Sobering view from his office window explains why this Republican mayor is pushing hard for the $350 billion in funding for state and local governments in the bill. You know this is it's just too important to engage in silly partisan debates. Most cities and towns didn't get direct help, like Mesa did. They had to wait for it to trickle down through their states and counties. The deadline to spend it isn't until the end of this year, so some are trying to make it last as they manage strapped budgets. For months now, a bipartisan group of mayors has been pushing for more. In July. We called ourselves July or bust. That's Dayton, Ohio Mayor Nan Whaley, a Democrat. Her city's budget has been slammed by the pandemic so much so that she isn't sure they'll be able to train a new class of police officers or firefighters. This year. We're not like the federal government, we have to have a balanced budget. So if we don't get a federal money, no fire class Dayton is recruiting new firefighters and police officers but may not be able to bring them on board without more money. When it comes to the schools. It's a similar story. Congress has approved about $68 billion so far for K 12 schools. Well, not all of the funds have been spent. Education officials say the money is spoken for, and they need more. In Pennsylvania Palisades School District Superintendent Bridget O'Connell says they were able to reopen in the fall. And that meant hiring more teachers to reduce class sizes and to teach online So it is a staff intensive endeavor to educate kids during a pandemic Staff aren't paid up front, which is one reason why it may look like funds or unspent. And the bulk of the money Congress approved for schools last year is just now going out. Superintendent Sean Record from Pema, Arizona on Lee found out last week how much his district can expect to get. I have a list of all you know of things that we need in order to be able to You know, provide better social distancing more safety for teachers, more safety for students. They've been open nearly full time since the fall making do with the money. They have his message to critics who point to unspent funds and say schools don't need more. It isn't a light switch. The money doesn't get approved one day and spent the next And that's why President Biden and Democrats are pushing ahead with new funding and say they can't wait for Republicans in Congress to come around tomorrow. Keith NPR news
pisode #35 Le voyage initiatique de la maternit et parentalit avec Bianca Thuot - burst 3
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Daniel Kaluuya on new movie 'Judas and the Black Messiah'
"Walk to popcorn where we tell you what's happening at the movies and there's a movie now called judas and the black mesa. That's so good that will you can watch it now. You need to finish watching me. Daniel speak but when you see it you're going to see something extraordinary and you're going to see my guest today. Daniel columbia in a really amazing performance where he brings the spirit of someone to life and that someone is fred hampton. So congratulations to you. Then on i think most markets in what. I realized this is the very months for years ago. That get out opened yeah. I'm glad humphry as of that black comfort. Low two years a year off. The gal black pants came out in february has very much every year. You're just working in working in doing this. And you've got that oscar nomination after we last talked to. Are you just impossible. Now had you become A complete tyrant on the set. I think i was always a tyrant allowed. This kind of spaceman allowed me to be more tyrant. So i just i just like you know. I liked ice cubes. In one cup blueberries in another and then some soda in. And i don't even like soda but i just wanna be ir like a roman tyrant. I don't wanna be like a new. I on the roman like the old that that's own. You know what. I mean when something like that happens and of course you had done so much work you know in england theater. You scanned you. Were doing all of this stuff. But get out was a kind of a breakthrough that changed your life. Didn't it change my life. You changed my life a lot to catch up to that or with me. Like only think eli lawshield. Go up to happen with go in all that time in an all the things you've done whether you're did black panther whether you did queen it slam whether you were in widows this working with the most amazing people and doing incredible things and in this case of with judas and the black messiah. You're playing this real person. Fred hampton so fred hampton. We know and i think here in america to it was yes. He was the guy that led the black panther party in chicago and new annoy. He was the head of it and died. Tragically young. and that's what we know. We know those two things and finally. There's a movie that says he had and he had a spear any had something that was happening. How did you get attached to it. That's the on on the set of a powerful on reshoots ryan and zinzi kuebler Produces film to decide and say. Oh we we're making a film about fred hamilton. Love to be bothered a mess. Chairman fred keith is is in it as well Unshackle king is directed. Just feel alive. Kim i really their intentions and reasons really spoke to and so it was that i was like i just felt really on that the full of me in that way and they will let y'all send your treatment. They sent me a toothpaste treatment. Which is incredible and i met with shock in new york during the get out. What's he's not. You may have one of the tricks. setting on with you on that same trip. I sat down with shackle. So like i said that masako spoke on. I loved him as a person. I loved his reasons than would season off the oscars the first script i read judas nabet messiah and then i would say less. So what do you do. When you're playing this guy who we know of as a more of a symbol than a human being and that you have to create him as he is. How do you go about doing that. Which you do so brilliantly. Thank you solo work on the web but was kind of taken As a as a man you know and finding finding why felt he loved understanding why he loved him loudly loved and who loved him Of him you know the humanity politics is is like he has to have so much love so much karen in one food actualization black people in the black community in order to say these things in these ways like the speeches. I just felt like this identity in a remarkable man Amanda is to be remarked upon. But he is. He's a man. And i feel like brandon him. His humanity kind of puts into context his muddle
Sharp Questions Fly at GameStop Hearing; Citadel CEO Testifies
"Online brokerage firm Robin Hood and read it facing probes by the Departments of Justice, the Commodity Futures Trading Commission and both chambers of Congress. That investigation and some sharp questions on display today's congressional hearing. The Wall Street Journal is reporting that the stock of the video game retailer shares soaring this last month to above $480 a share. Keep in mind that was up from just $18.84 on January 2nd of 2021 the surge fueled in part by an army of an individual traders, they were buying shares and options and trying to squeeze out the hedge funds who were shorting the stock. Now, the episode has led to questions about the markets integrity. It's also set up a zoo said Just a moment ago, US. There is a federal investigations into market manipulation. Prosecutors have subpoenaed information from brokers like Robin Hood, then the online brokerage company that many individual investors used to trade. Gamestop is one of a zealous other stocks among those testifying Keith Gil. He is with the Chicago based hedge Fund Citadel LLC. I'm happy to discuss with the committee my purchases of Gamestop shares in my discussions of their fair value on social media. It is true that my investment in that company multiplied in value many times for that. I feel enormously fortunate. I also believe the current price of the shares demonstrates that I've been right about the company. A few things I am not. I'm not a cat. I'm not an institutional investor, nor hedge fun. I do not have clients and I do not provide personalized investment advice for fees or commissions. I'm just an individual whose investment in Gamestop and post on social Media were based upon my own research and analysis. I grew up in Brockton, Massachusetts. My family was not wealthy. My father was a truck driver in my
Robinhood-GameStop hearing will scrutinize how brokerages get paid for trades
"Game stop hearing on capitol hill stock market versus casino and news from down under leading. Today's news grab the popcorn. Robin hoods vlad. Tentative melvin capitals. Gay plotkin rutted steve. Huffman and citadels kenneth griffin and keith. Gill are also to testify. Before the house financial services committee at twelve pm eastern lawmakers will get their chance to grill the executives and hearing focused on short selling online trading platforms gamification and their systemic impact and our capital markets and retail investors. Also making an appearance is read it trading star known as warring kitty who is credited with helping start the game stop mania though his actions are being pro by massachusetts regulators since he was a registered securities broker an army of day traders following wall street bets the red at forum dedicated to quote making money and being amused while doing it up ended some market dynamics last month by taking aim at some heavily shorted stocks they ran them up as a group triggering short-squeezes and causing some hedge funds like melvin capital to record billions of dollars in losses. The party came to an end after brokerages restricted trading on stocks like game. Stop an amc entertainment. Though robin hood took the most flak due to its communication about the events and delay and taking curbs off of a meme trading
'Roaring Kitty' GameStop investor hit with lawsuit
"Is being hauled into court. Local licensed broker Keith Gill, who uses the name on social media, roaring Kitty is being accused of misrepresenting himself in manipulating the market in recent games. Stop Wall Street feeding frenzy. Proposed class action lawsuit filed in federal court is claiming Gill, who works from mass mutual used roaring kitty to pose himself as an amateur investor who made millions in the Games. Stop stock run up. It's now
Episode 56: Best/Worst Remakes and Jamie Sings! - Drive Of THe Week
"We start every episode with drive of the week if you don't know what a drive is dr a line from a movie or a tv show said with exceptional velocity and volume and this segment belongs to jamie klein. All right ladies. Gentlemen and fucking michael g lombardo. The nineteen ninety five classic. Martin scorsese masterpiece casino. Oh casinos starred the great robert deniro. Joe patchy sharon stone don rickles and kevin us and so we seen. I was going for casino. This is a good drive by sharon stone. Whose nominated academy award for. The film was quite good and this is a good drive that she says to her husband played by robert deniro keith. Takeaway shoulder beaver out of your hair. She calms down. I will let it roll down. I will let her house for five minutes if you gentlemen. Were escorted her out if she happens to not want to leave. Because i don't like that's fine. She gets middling now so good of a dry because she says right to lean so good. Yeah try so much impact at her career win right down the toilet afterwards. Once he did that she's in film hall of fame assche to but if you look what more does she want. But if that i agree with the rest of that i agree all those nominations. Forget it drive of the week. I agree i agree but like if you listen closely now she says fine with a soft s and then she digs in for the fuck. You fine fine. She worked with their accent code. Find really be mad at someone to drive. Something i actually. I don't know if you do. Okay that's fair. Well pete you're man of principle and i applaud you for to digging your heels standard around mmediately buckled on that. That was the driver of the week brought to you by trash. Men media for the latest blu ray. Dvd commentary and reviews had a trash man media dot com and also on facebook and twitter. I just wanna add. Also we just got some new reviews by tyler stephenson just recently posted yours truly and we also have one from travis north. That just got posed a lot of good reviews. Check it out. Also don't forget to check out meet up deserve to step back latest news and absolutely noble shit. Wait i might. Mike was
White House Says Vaccine Supply Is Increasing
"19 vaccine supply in the United States is increasing again. As NPR's Tamara Keith explains, the White House announced today a doubling in doses headed to pharmacies. The White House says it is able to double the number of vaccine doses going toe local pharmacies this week from one million to two million, and press Secretary Jen Psaki said states will get 13.5 million doses. This is a 57% increase from the amount states received when the president was inaugurated. So since then, obviously we have announced a couple of increases over the course of time. Asked whether President Biden, now nearly a month into his administration, owns the pandemic sake said, Yes, he does. That's why it's the issue. He wakes up every morning and it's focused on because addressing it is what's on the minds of the American people, and he's the president. It's his responsibility to focus on it, though she added that the Trump administration left them with supply problems. And localities fending for themselves.
The Lucas Bros, Using Humor 'To Shake Folk Woke'
"Kenny and Keith Lucas are stand up comedians and identical twins. People don't have to react when I see twins. No. Okay, they go crazy like we were in the supermarket looking for some Jell O. Yeah. And we're just about to pick it out. And then some dude came out of nowhere. It was like, you know, you guys have a stick of Doublemint gum. That's from their 2017. Netflix special Lucas brothers were having a moment right now they're writing and starring in a remake of Revenge of the Nerds, But they also wrote the story for the new movie Judas and the Black Messiah. The film premieres today in theaters and on HBO. Max NPR's Elizabeth Blair has this profile. The Lucas brothers are best known for a kind of stoner humor. And here's a rule of thumb You should never do. Shrooms wouldn't do Who looks like you, man. I'm telling you. But underneath the jokes, there's a serious side that draws heavily on their childhood in the housing projects of Newark, New Jersey, called the Garden spires is you always, you know, broken elevators infested with rats and rotten Drug dealing violence everywhere, But you know, there's a community that is people that there's families is my family When they were six years old there, Dad went to prison. My father actually is out of prison. He's not in prison anymore, and it sucks that he's out. I wish he was still there. Oh, yeah. I wanted to go back because all he wants to do is father's sight. Don't like do we pay rent? Now it's over. The Lucas Brothers connection to Newark got the attention of New Jersey Senator Cory Booker in 1999, then a Newark City councilman, Booker went on a hunger strike in front of the Garden spires. He also served as the city's mayor. Here's Booker talking to the Lucas brothers on his instagram. I love your insightful, hard hitting humor and the sort of the Eddie Murphy and S O. My great heroes Coming up, you know, were uncompromising how they used humor to shake folks woke like book arm. Keith and Kenny Lucas went to law school and why you and Duke, But unlike Booker, they dropped out. It was weird Tonto Study law and and kind of be poor and black because it's like, Oh, I see what The consequences of policy and law are like on a daily basis, and especially when it in relation to African Americans and the notion of criminality and how it's projected onto blacks and I see that process. I found myself sort of disengaged very early. I always said, you know what I want to do something that has a direct impact on people. From an emotional standpoint, Judas and the Black Messiah is very emotional. Lucas brothers were in college when they first learned about Fred Hampton, the charismatic leader of the Illinois Black Panther Party in the 19 sixties in the movie he's played by Daniel Cholula, Mother Liberating You can't Murder Liberation is another revolutionary, but you can't murder a revolution for murder Freedom fighter, but you get amount of freedom. He's the Black Messiah. Judas is William O'Neal, an African American who was arrested for interstate car theft and Impersonating a federal officer in the movie. We see how the FBI recruited O'Neill to avoid jail time and earn some money. He was instructed to infiltrate the Black Panther Party. And provide the FBI with information about Hampton O'Neill is played by like Keith Stanfield Target You Like some good information, some nobody else No. Is it some kind of bonuses? I'm I'm counting on it. Bill O'Neill became so much of a Panther insider. He was put in charge of security. He provided the FBI with a floor plan of Hampton's apartment in 1969. The Chicago police raided the apartment and killed two Black Panther leaders, including Hampton for the Lucas Brothers. It was essential to tell the story of how the FBI recruited informants in the black community. I think it's important to see just how insidious The system has been in turning young African Americans against one another. Now they Essentially used poor black people against poor black people to execute their goals of minimizing the threat of black messiah is like we just felt it was important to see both sides of the coin. Whether it's a historical drama or its stand up comedy for the Lucas Brothers. It all comes from the same source in a big thing about our act is that we we always try to ground it and stuff that we've gone through, and it's always been Important for us to talk about these systemic issues and a variety of ways. Now they're writing and will star in Seth McFarland reimagining of 1980 four's Revenge of the Nerds Practice a bunch after school. They called US nerds. So one cool. The Lucas brothers promise that their movie will be almost nothing like the original because times have changed. It's like the juxtaposition of being a bully and a nerd is so different from what it was like in the eighties, where you had this one, a stark dichotomy between what it was bullying what it was to be a nerd. Now that's been fused together, and I think That's why the time is right to make a story about that. The Lucas brothers say it's hard to watch the original revenge of the nerds. Even though the movie was a childhood staple. They're excited to give it an update and to make it personal. Elizabeth Blair. NPR news
'P' is for Passion
"I are bringing tia today. The letter p from our hope series which is passion. So how do we find our passion. How do we do that. I kind of want to go back to one of our guests that we've had on our show and pre kumar who was from india and she brought up something really really cool and she said if you wanna have passion. Take money out of the equation and seriously. Is that not the truth there. What zinc about keith. About what you guys would do or what you could accomplish if money just was not it right like you took money out shane. What would you do. What what kind of things would you take. Part in i would travel. Yeah exactly and so. Would i write because that. I'm totally passionate about traveling. And so i just want you guys to to think about that. What kind of things would you do if if money was not a factor in it wasn't in the equation so Gary voinea check. The often is called gary v. 'cause a lot of people can't pronounce last night but he's an american belarussian entrepreneur and he said skills are cheap. Passion is priceless and that was really cool because yeah we can learn a skill and it's pretty easy to to get right but how hard is it to get passion and keep that passion and and let it continue to drive you and i think that's that's really it. What i wanted to talk about was the word passion. And i looked into it a little bit and from its if you look at it from greek and latin meaning. It's to suffer and i thought that's interesting to suffer means passion. But think about it when you had when you're developing your passion. Whatever it is you have in order to build that passion. It's gonna come with a cost. It's going to come with some suffering. You know you might. It might take you forever to find your passion. But i just thought that was so fascinating that the were the word in greek and latin means to suffer and i think we have to go through some suffering to get to our passion Let me give you an example. So we love to travel. We talk about that a lot. But i didn't growing up i didn't we didn't travel a whole lot I had to learn that. That was my passion. Sometimes i can't live out. My passion can't travel every weekend. Because i don't have enough money but so i have to suffer through some of that in order to see my passion through. I just thought that was so fascinating fascinating to to see it from that side or that perspective the other side is the passion that we typically think about which is an intense enthusiasm towards something or a compelling desire to do something that that's my passion of traveling is just that i love to do it I don't think i was born with it. I don't think anybody is born with any passion. You have to find it within you know. When i was growing up a little child i loved to play soccer. I had baseball cards at collected. Had garbage pail kids. And i when i was thinking about this. I remember sitting at the table with grammy and talking about dodger baseball. She would be reading the newspaper and she'd be. Hey you know about this player this player and she taught me to be passionate about dodger baseball and still lives within me today. i can't see as many dodger games as i want to live Especially right now. But i love taking my family to dodger stadium and it brings me back to my childhood when we sat in the stadium watching ron say and steve garvey dusty baker and all of those phenomenal players that she allowed me to see the passion in dodger baseball. That i have today Now you know it could be. A people could have a passion for animals or art or hobbies like dancing or singing or writing or yoga. anything. But i don't believe that we are born with that. I think we have to develop it. And we have to go through that suffering like they're talked about to develop that passion. Howard thurman was an american author philosopher and educator in civil rights leader and. He said this. Don't worry about what the world needs ask. What makes you come alive and do that. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive. And i think that cannot be more true than it is right now. They we see so many people that are not coming alive. They're just going through life. Just almost robotically and i think if we have something that we're passionate about anything hopefully you can hear it in our voice when we talk about travel and that passion that really is a passion of ours and if we if we don't focus too much on what the world needs and what we think the world needs and that we come alive. We're going to be much more passionate simply about living life. I love that you brought up grammy. 'cause she she is an awesome individual and Sad that i can't spend as much time with her anymore. Obviously because she's passed on but She i think you brought up that in my life. One of the things that grammy was super passive passionate about was swimming and she. I'll never forget. She was the one that taught me how to swim. Grammy was a fish and so she was super passionate about the water. I mean grammy was passionate about a lot of things right. And i think that's where some of our passion comes from is from the some of the things that she taught us and i think that's why shane and i really love to swim so much. 'cause grammy would. We would always swim whether that was in the ocean or in her pool that she had in her backyard. But we would all i. I swear every time. I saw drama we were. She was always swimsuit and we were swimming. Yep that's what. I remembered so i i. I think that's true is it's like find something that you really love and i think a lot of times. It's like going back to your childhood. What is that thing that you did as a child that you don't do now that you're passionate about and then what's stopping you from continuing those things. Shane and i love dodger baseball. We got that from grammy. We also love swimming. We got that from grammy when we were kids and so i think a lot of times. It's about you know what what was it when you were a child. And why aren't you doing that thing. Now what what is stopping you from having that passion. I think passion is like a fire. That's with inside you rate the just. Nobody can extinguish and that. You don't want to extinguish it. Can night that fire and let it burn within you. i also want to bring up something That i was thinking about too as i was thinking about passion I think it kind of goes back to Another episode that we recorded with benita condie. And she said this in an. I think it has to do with passionate as well as that when we put our blinders on is that thing. We're passionate about just right here. And we can't see it. We can't we just have to take these blinders off to to be able to see that thing where we're passionate about typically. It's right in front of you. So if you don't have a passion or can't find warner of wondering how do i get more passion. It might just be right in front of you. You just have to open that fear up a little bit maybe to find that passion that theme that you're super super passionate about yup. I think often too often. We get comfortable in our comfort zone and we think well. We don't need passion in order to live and i would strongly disagree. I think we that's why we're talking about passion that's why it's part of our hope series because we strongly believe that in order to live life and come alive. You have to have something you're passionate about. It doesn't have to be many things it can but if you're passionate about one thing then it's going to help you So have you ever thought about your passion being something a tool to motivate and inspire others. Think about that.
The Markeith Loyd Case
"On january seven twenty seventeen. Master sergeant debra clayton had just begun her seven. Am shift she stopped at an orlando walmart to grab some grapes master. Sergeant clayton's thoughts must have been preoccupied that day. She made her way to the checkout line and failed to notice the man checking out a few feet away from her. The man was markeith loyd. His face was one debra. Clayton should have recognized. His photo was on every news channel around the clock. it was dangerous. wanted man on this particular day. Lloyd war a black security. Jackson pushed a heavy cart full of groceries. Deborah paid for her grapes and walked to her cruiser. Unaware of the turn her morning was about to take less than a minute later. A woman in the walmart checkout line spotted lloyd. She recognized him immediately from television. The woman hurried out of the store pretending to be ignorant of lloyd's presence when she noticed a familiar smile and the parking lot. She ran to master sergeant clayton and warned her about the fugitive inside just as she picked up her radio to contact dispatch and alert them citing lloyd exit the walmart. Here's walmart employees. Monica prison recounting what. She witnessed that day. Amnesty as she. She's walking towards the store. That's what i heard her say. Hey you and to me. All hell broke loose. That's what i stood up when i heard him say. Hey you master sergeant. Clayton commanded lloyd the stop but he pushed his shopping cart at her and ran to take cover behind pole. And i literally watched marquee blew away all seen with some running around the scene and pulled his gun out and they were shooting at each other like a western movie. Mr wanna say about six to seven shots. I don't know exactly. It was crazy that morning. And mr markeith pretty much was trying to unload as he was really trying to get rid of her personal. Deborah was unaware of how dangerous markeith loyd was. But you don't become a wanted man for any small crime. She had just come face to face with a cold blooded killer. And then all of a sudden. A seamless deborah fall. I guess that's what she must have called. I got shot or something on the radio or walkie talkie forty two year old. Markeith loyd was not always a one man living in the streets and having lots with police officers. Markeith was born on an air force base in south dakota markets. Father died shortly after more. Keith was born from a drug overdose leaving him in the care of his mother and siblings. After the death of his father the family moved to orlando florida. At a young age markeith started to show strange behavior. He would sit in front of the tv and watch the miniseries roots. Excessively the show roots follows a fifteen year old african boy who was captured and sold into slavery. You may recognize the main character. Who was played by lavar burton who later became joyti la forge on star trek the next generation the honored in any case this pre reading rainbow show was very controversial at the time it showed the cruel treatment of slaves in a way that was considered graphic and had never been done before markeith sister tanya explains what it was like for markeith to become entrenched in an obsession with the show. Put him in a bad place almost as it when he would watch do it would become as if he was the one being oppressed in that very moment as if he could feel every lash that they that they did it was almost surreal for him like almost he was there around. The age of nine markeith was taken to a mental institution for displaying strange behavior. Although he was only there for a few days it was clear he was suffering from delusions. By the time he reached the age of fifteen markeith began selling drugs and also stealing in order to feed himself and his siblings two years later when he was seventeen. He chose the wrong car to steal. He knowingly attempted to steal a vehicle owned by a powerful orlando drug dealer. I remember my mom. Got the phone call to come to come and get him and take him to the hospital in initially thought it was a you know maybe kind to a fight or something but will we got to him. He was unrecognizable. They had held him for over. Twenty four hours and tortured him. They let him go in. The woods was shooting at him as he ran away so he finally he saw light in rant horse light and ended up making his way to my grandmother's house. So we will so when we get back there to see him. i guess that he was unrecognizable. After his kidnapping markets mind developed an unnatural level of
Painting looted by Nazis to be returned to Jewish heirs
"Be returned to Jewish shares. A commission in Germany has ruled that a painting by expressionist Erich Heckel that's in a German art museum was likely unlawfully obtained under the Nazis. It should be returned to the heirs of a Jewish historian who once owned it, the commission says. Heckles Gish Pfister, or siblings was owned by Jewish historian Max Fischer until 1934 the year before you fled Germany. The 1913 painting ended up back with Heckle and the artist donated it to the Quince Tana Karlsruhe Museum in 1967. Commission said it had to assume Fischer lost possession of the painting to the Nazi persecution is theirs have said they plan on donating the piece to the Virginia Museum of Fine Arts. Keith Peters reporting Your refugees from Myanmar living
"keith" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show
"Story. It's in the same vein of Things today okay. All right everybody's They got divorced And ellen page now known as elliot page okay as a man Got divorced from his female partner. I did not know he was married. Now that's that's to be I understand that that's a kick in the pants to when you're a you're the partner and you're like yeah i want you to be you but i hate dudes navy. Yeah i think that happens a new start becoming dude like because that's the way you want to be seen. I don't think everybody transitions. I think some people are fine passing or being more dryness. But i think some people do it. Sounds fine like meaning after much. Thought and careful consideration. We've made the difficult decision to divorce filing our separation last summer. So they're letting everybody know it's not really the coming out thing. We have the utmost respect for each other and remained close friends. You know when. I got divorced people were like. Yeah because he's trans and like they've brought the trans thing into it And then some people brought up mike tumor into it so like You know it's it is. It's everything it's not that it's it's you weren't compatible or you got not compatible. I don't know if it's just that one. Thing elliott gave emma the recommendation to buy express stock. Oh okay well. I hope that works out. Then there you have it better help. Now's the time better. H. e. l. p. I have this guy on the phone. When i just when i keep it and refresh on my browser you know Something interfering with your happiness or preventing you from achieving your goals better help assess your needs and match you with your own. Licensed professional therapists uses them. Love them and you said you. You asked some questions like whoa questions in the beginning. Is this happening to that. Happening to doesn't matter doesn't matter what those questions are. Something is happening that you have to tell someone else. There is no keeping and bottling things up. I think that is a huge mistake. So if you haven't spoken to someone and and it should be at some point outside of your Friendship and family because it you need that fresh view on it so please talk to someone. Professional counseling done securely online. Everything's online now. And and what what. What's what's a huge plus about this and it didn't care for the very first therapist wasn't one hundred percent her so she goes okay. Click a button new therapist that she's in love with now pitcher. You're having to deal with that in real life patriot. Your hangup is and you got to do that in real life to your therapist. Yeah because it's you know Does the next person taking the insurance. I have to like stop my. This is just a whole logistical nightmare. I love this. And i'm like he. He acts up today. I'm switching him to doesn't matter because i'm talking in front of a real person.
"keith" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show
"Make fun of mine. My base. We fuck weeks it could happen. Don't make fun on your bed. You mean there's a wild people there. I remember this one woman so hot and she's on stage talking about how you know she's crazy and she might kinda guy and i'm like i'm watching this and i'm like yeah. I doubt that's true. You want got like it's not like she's doing our piece. he's reading her diary. I'm like i doubt it. Totally really like like not very many people in the world are live as bohemian lee. And end like on the edge as keith malley especially at the time i mean he's sitting but what's interesting is he still such a straight edge. That's what's weird. He does all this weird shit but at the end of the day he said shit like just be normal but see. That's what i'm saying. He isn't though he totally isn't he's gone harder. And deeper than most people that think that they're not squares. Why laddy i mean. Because he's up for anything have you ever. Have you ever honestly like like offered up a situation that maybe just out of like politeness like wanna lay suming. Of course those. I know and it just. Yeah yeah i mean unless it's hiking or staying awake for campaign or what can't be a trick you know. Listen it's a hole for it. But yeah i get what you're saying. Where he's he's never not done the drug Yeah but i mean even like surf. Reality like night hangouts. Richard's apartment in the back you know and Smoothing like rg girls right and like really connecting with them. Shirlow the time you know at some point. And i can't really i mean it was. It was yeah. So what what. Some of the things i mean. Obviously like the sexual stuff that happened there. I was more at. I think my memories or more of like in the hallway and the shit talking and the drug use and again to new york city from the midwest. Never really having been to new york outside liked however many days. I spent the hostile with keith. And i didn't explored new york at all What was done in the hallway openly. What have you seen lot of cocaine of. We'd about a lot of drinking. Which i i wasn't really so into drinking something like you were like we were always afforded crew. Maybe i buy a forty and maybe like a by the end of the united still had like a little under half a bottle left like drinking was never really my back remember and they're like half bums select if they cut you downstairs the day. Hey can you just give me a and the electoral of see for four hours tonight. So i guess. Ll here's the forty for you. Yeah i used to buy them forties. I tried not to. You tried not to but yeah. Here's two bucks that's funny because you're calling them half homeless. That's you mean. yeah he is. He is literally at that moment. He is going home and pissing in his room bates keyboard out of spite. They actually those. That's the most memorable like keith. That i have of that era is like after surf. Reality or between reality. Be keith going back to place and like damaging property Traumatizing his roommates. Or like. Actually maybe the fun. The hardest. I've ever laughed in my entire life was We decided. I don't know if you guys who talked about this but we decided we were watching. Qvc were out of our fucking minds on whatever you know and Were watching qvc or the home shopping network or something. And we decided to call. Ed and i don't know who called it. First they call and they get the receptionist and they're like excuse me. I was watching your program. And i had to call your salesperson on air. Just said the holocaust did happen and the person on the other side is what it was like as clear as day ended. And they're like i you know whatever they deal with it then they hang up with somebody else's calling from another line so now we're calling in tandem and just like like i can't believe somebody just said the holocaust didn't happen live on air. What are you guys doing over there once. I do what the mine. And i was laughing so fucking hard that i had to go outside of his apartment closed the door. I'm st- i can hear them from outside those metal lowering side tenement building doors. I've i hearing it echo through still can't stop laughing. I have to go outside of the building and circle around to the other side of the quarter before. I can call myself down. I thought it was gonna dive. Because i couldn't read like diary. Everything felt tight like ripping. 'cause you're like where i feel like we think of ourselves as nice people. It's like i was so funny when keeps to go home and piss on his roommates keyboard. And i deserved by the way he stole money from. I wanna be clear. He stole money from me. Thank you folks. This is what. I what i thought was coming was by the way anything i ever did to anybody. It was in retaliation because they did something to me and and you're not afraid to like actually do that and that's where i'm like my god but i don't know if i would just walk away. Somebody stole money from you and it's like well. Yeah but you get wanting to punch that person in the face right and this is how are you. Punched him in the face. He got even at a plethora of raigmore creative ways if he doesn't like you. It's all if he if he likes. He's spending time making fun of you to your face with honesty and like Your goofy in this way. And it's like you can argue with him or you can just admit that. That's goofy and were still cool by either aware job around that time in this guy was a real piece of shit. This waiter and he'd be getting other waiters in trouble. Had a real smarmy attitude. I i don't know how to explain. Just a real dickhead. So one day he puts his glasses down. And i'm like why do people. How do you be assholes to co or at those glasses in the garbage but the vauxhall with you unless an esa walk around because we all have to take it out you where in the molly universe you know matt is okay. I can put behind right. Like if he's he's not an asshole from now on the score is even but if you start seeing asshole. I'm accumulating announced the next calendar. Got thirty days. Get it out. I remember he didn't like one of my my brother's friends and.
"keith" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show
"A lot of drugs excetera. Well what i read. Is that like like the party. He became like a principal to the party because he was always just hitting us off the drugs. You know what. I mean that and yet what a anyway so so and i and i was very cool with him but i everybody who was hanging out with it would give him a pass because he was he was a daesh. Dacians lead like like insulting to people but almost like despite them to like see what they would. Do you know what i mean. And everybody knows that he's like a clown anyways they just let it go and laugh it off right because that's personnel. Keith is incapable of doing that and And we were hanging out for a while and one night we were walking back. I remember like the sun is just coming up over the east river. You know it's one of those mornings. I love how you describe. Your dates with the sun was rising. He's walking me home and being adam and keith. Were walking on the street and Jesus i'm not ever going to hang out with fucking guys like what are you like. I like him. I think he's a fucking piece of shit. I don't wanna be around him. And while i have to be around him right and so i start like Like i think that he's like fucking around. And i started like arguing the point and i see that he's getting defensive. Vast like there is a line in the sand. I've never experienced. Because what i imagine and tell me i'm wrong. You're like this is the fourth or fifth person in a group. We give people in a group of pass. Because it's like it's going to be harder. If he doesn't hang out it's gonna like. Why are we making this a big deal. He's just one of the people. That's there keith. Why can't you be cool. Am i right exactly exactly. And so it was like just don't disag- norm or whatever he was like. No i don't wanna be around him. I'm not going to be around him. Better fat really matter of factly. And i kept on pushing it. He like stopped on the street news. Like i'm gonna throw you. Are these fucking garbage cans. Listen to me. i'm not fucking hanging out with the end and it was like. I don't think i'd ever been talked to like that report. You know it was like my girls. I've ever i've ever getting so upset. I'm like i am not being listened to telling you. Your mother can't come over every sunday. A listen i tolerate her. It's a very lovely love story. And i don't know why i don't know why that stuck with me of all the probably crazy things. I remember keith. Talking about some kind of tits and coke and all this shit there's more artsy weird stuff happening between guys but it's these dynamics that i'm like this is so interesting. The craig and keith stuff. So what did you hung out at surf. Reality a lot for those who don't know so reality is the space. And on sunday nights they would have an open mic hosted by this guy named face boy and you were allowed to smoke. Whatever you want except for cigarettes in the room and you're allowed to perform anything you want. As long as you don't set the place on fire and you can't heckle not the you can't point anyone out not if you're on stage and not if you're seated. That was the only rules. It was bulawayo. Ob and that's where keith and i met and what did you see it surf. Reality that maybe. We haven't mentioned yet. Oh man i mean it's such a haze of a memory really because it just feels like it happens so fast i look back it. I don't think. I realized then like how important that little seed was going to be for my whole life So really paying attention all the time right or making good but yeah there is kind of back to what you said the odd thing about keith. And adam is that they are like culturally aware they are culturally a too artsy and they get the. That's that's something that i've noticed like you keith. Specifically you can really offend him by assuming that he doesn't and and what i am his his offenses is so beautiful. Because it's it's rooted in the back like have as you tell me you know okay as a painter right now i know asshole. Keeping armor from meal mean.
"keith" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show
"Like The one with the weird name doesn't have an accent with the regular does and and you do have a very unique accent. Okay as you were thinking. I thought where you could have gotten that accent. That is an isolated abused boy in a house with people. So your mom has a slightly pennsylvania accent and your dad is crazy so you combine that and you isolate and you don't talk to other human beings and we didn't have the internet and you get the keith malley accent so it's you know. Some people are like german and polish and some people are like pennsylvania and abused and that's and then of course people know the story. I came to new york and almost like background music as playing andrew dice clay albums and made my friends. Would you know. mock it to the point. Where i'm really started talking like that. Which is yeah which is why. It's very directional. Because i feel entries. Claes always telling you where he is. I'm over here now. So there's a lot of directional humor which is ironic. Because you don't know any directions ever to anywhere. Where's one of these buddies. Ladies and gentlemen we By the way we play a destiny to me and him this guy. We're on beyond like you might know about that. I see these people on the planet. Me and craig do right. We beat these guys off we suck and fuck them right off the planet get at a he. Diamond dog hollywood. Craig klein a great. Hey how's it going. I love it. I already love difference in vibe between craig. And he's like we in fact that we all accents and here's correct clad. Hello and this.
"keith" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show
"<music> welcome to keith and the girl. I'm keith malley hamda and the how are you. I'm all right. What's going on on well right before the show of course there's a painter's right outside the literal window making bonk's and bangs and you know they have the whistle to each other for attention attention. You know to move the scaffolding over this way and that way and so i'm thinking well. I don't know that we can do a show this way and so and we have a guest with <hes> you know adds to the questioning and says okay but i'm not sure what to do. You know i'm ready to kill myself. I'm going crazy. You know what should we do and i go okay in that case. We can't do the show well that wasn't the answering goes no okay we have to do the show blah blah blah so then every so often every five seconds. There's absolutely no noise choice and hannah's like keith. Are you ready. It's only been five seconds and she goes keats. You're so sensitive to the set. You can't hear anything i understand. I have this super hearing. I can tell somebody who's literally rolling paint on a wall without looking very special but let's not act like the other bonk's warren happening so now i don't know when the take the other stuff a certain way and don't ask me for advice when i give it you go. No that wasn't an option. That's asking your partner <unk> out saying hey you wanna go for dinner and they keep going down a different alleys. You're trying. Take him to the restaurant. I sincerely didn't think that's what was happening. I definitely heard the banks. I wasn't trying to deny them and then when they stopped happening for five seconds instead of feeling hopeful and i was sharing in the hope..
"keith" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show
"Hey. Welcome the Keith. And the girl I'm Keith Malley. I just sent come to my stand up. Oh, this is nerve wracking and exciting at the same time. So what I do is. I read it. And then I'm like, oh, I just wanna tell you. You're just a couple responses, and then we're on the phone for like one or two hours about going word for word through it. It's a process, I take it very seriously come out and see we're going to perform at April fifteenth. I say we it's going to be feared this would be easier way to do it. I call Keith Melian friends, and I'm gonna have audience members come up and read five minutes on my stand in their voices. Then it's like really involves everybody in their voice. I think everyone should try the Keith Malley voice. They'll try to be funny to a Fred Flintstone thing. I don't. All right. So that's April fifteenth, but it's a whole weekend. The fun April thirteenth launch party at my place festivities hamburgers. And those special grass. It's going to be a good time. Then the fourteenth silent trailers hosted by condemn those nothing about movies will describe movies on silent. And we shout out in the guess what they are following that. You can't say that are cross between taboo and charades, and I'll talk more about it. But this guest today is going to be part of both events on the former team, and I can't be more excited. Coast of teen. Mom, trash talk podcast ninety day fiance. Trash talk podcast, Tracy car. Naza? Thank you so much for having me..
"keith" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show
"Okay. So it would have been? It would have been, you know, hot and heavy. Although she did. I did get worried because I don't drink, but there was out calling my place and she starts making drink. I south and I'm like, boy, you'd have to make yourself comfortable. So it did make me a little bit. Really? Yeah. Why did I have a drink? The be more comfortable, maybe. Oh, so you were not a big heavy drinker though? So it was I maybe I was a little what it's a shot of jackets. Well, that's not your like this wine kind of like, I don't drink anymore, but all the best bottle ever made you take whatever shits there. Has the drinking thing been a thing at all. Now. Not really. I, I asked you once I said, if you want, I cannot drink like, I don't need to, you know, and he said, no. 'cause it's only if you're doing it for yourself. Don't do it from annual few. She did say to me, once she goes, you know what? I'm looking to drink too, because why? Why bother? It's not the shot it down. It's not vegetables, and I said, okay, again, I don't care. Okay. And then the next state he put up by just how you said it doesn't bother well. No, because you you explained, it's me. I thought like maybe it would be easier for you and I thought to myself, I don't really have to have a drink, and it makes his life easier than let's just go out and have club soda all said, I love you first case, Keith did right. I'm betting Kice who said, I love you said you say during sex count because I hadn't. Okay. Did you during sex? Did I say, turns back proud, I will you too, but then I do not say it. You too aces. Yeah. Cool. I tried to slap the essence. What'd you say? And then you just muffler. Playing. Okay. Turnover. What I just I can't. You sound good, babe, so you you said it first but during sex? I think so. I don't remember all the time line of it. All I should have been taking better. No, I don't know you guys are sloppy right now. Everything just flowed very nicely very easily. Just no str-. I don't know. Maybe we talked about me because we're older, not like we're eighty, but like we're in our forties. We're. Not eighty. It is older really time for bullshit in does just been easy like you know, Snicer in this nice. What do you think is apartment? Why you cleaning it? It's growth. I mean the apartments not gross. It's a nice -partment. He just he's not. No, you're not like a, you're not. His stuff is like in its place. It's not like he's like a slob but I'm the type I'm I'm a little like mine virement has to be nicer. I get stressed out. She sees the grid under the tile. Does I kind of three d- going on? Yeah. What's revision? What is dirty about his word is not the floor, the bath. You don't want to shower there. I mean, he's, he's like, he's not like a dirty person, but I just type. How many stars out of five would you give him when you first saw his apartment? I five yet because I wrote about it too. Would you say to, I'm going to say to you? Maybe two and a half. I leading the win. Yeah, I was joking. To make friends. Friends with her, but two and a half, I would say I feel much better because you know what I feel like a dirt ball with you talking 'cause I go to Keith place and unlike his places always nice. Nice to not like it's not, you know, normal people don't go and other people's bathrooms and look at the dust. I don't know what you put your finger across the dust. Yes, you did. I, it's a, it's a weird thing, and I wasn't like this as a as a kid. I was, you know, typical teenager my room was a mess, but now because I have so much on my plate, I am and I talked about this therapy. It's a control issue. Like where I feel like I have to clean my house. He was. He was at my apartment for like a week, and there was one Saturday night. You were doing a show here. I had a show in the city and I came back from doing my spot and it was waiting for him..
"keith" Discussed on Keith and the Girl Comedy Talk Show
"Hey. Welcome to Keith and the girl I'm Keith Malley. Today's guest has been featured on Sirius XM FOX's red IB, Edinburgh fringe festival, my darling doll face Kyle Kazuyo he doing Kyle. How do you guys know each other? You may remember, Kyle was a guest on Keith and the girl, and at the end of the she's been on twice at the end of the second show. I was talking about me dating and and I saw I honestly, this is what I saw all of a sudden Kyle sparked up like we, he's not kidding. He single now I saw that in your face. And then you kind of like threw out some sort of like, oh, we're comics, I'm Florida. Now that you've single, we should date and Keith comes back with, we totally should. And unlike. Any joking. 'cause you know, it will kind of joke. But I mean, anytime somebody's joke, it's still happening. The words are still being said, you know what I mean? I've had girls say to me like this guy, he faked hit on, you fake it on me. Ever do that in your life where it's this fake. So it's a little real. So you know what I mean? So, well, I don't know because I, if I'm okay, I was in love. Like if I'm that comfortable with you, I so no, that you'll think I'm kidding. I'll do it like like I do it to women's sometimes because it's like, you know, I'm, I don't know. You're in a different place. You're horns up now God. Oh, okay. Here's the way I remember. And those of you that listen to last week on Keith and the girl note the longer version. But a happens to be the end of that second show and separate from this. I'm being silly on Twitter. I see that somebody wrote as some kind of way to feel good about yourself. Always remember that somebody out there is masturbating to you and I wrote it. This is after the episode coincidentally, after gap shoot episode, I wrote to whoever this was I get you masturbated to me. She sends a tweet wink, and I go, hey, I don't know who's joking Hussein, what, but that did that just happen. Then we're on Instagram, and we share numbers talk in our dating, I guess. Yeah, romantic story. Then we around our necks. Next thing, you know, I'm seven inches deep, but this is very fun and very excited. Oh my God. You have a seven inch vagina. I do nice mazing. I have three kids, so nice. Nice. Yeah, I guess so. And I remember you wrote he, you wrote me ask me for my phone number on Instagram already. Number. But then he texted me. He wrote, I remember you wrote. It was so funny wrote hi. Hi, Keith. Give so like like a caveman. Oh, he's okay. Who who damned. I, I think I don't know. I think you probably did that. I did a little Twitter wink, I guess. Did you mean anything by that Twitter wing, kind of like that was a fun episode. Like I know we were. It's nice to meet someone who may be understands what you're going through since we're both going. He's divorced. I'm basically almost divorce going through the same thing that he was. It was kind of like just a fun. You know, just like, hey, I remember our little flirtation and that was it and then. Okay. So so then when he reached out, did you start going, hey, I think he's taking my wink seriously. Yeah, but it was fun. I, it was like, I could've taken it either way what he's great, so I'm glad that it worked them. What was your guises? I date like. Well, every role here. Yeah, I remember it was it was a game night and she came over. It was fun. I was, yeah. Yeah. And. Joking, I is the girls show, but now was a game night and bunch of people were over at one point in its games that you play through the XBox, but your phone is the controller. So as we're playing were actually texting each other and she tax or you're supposed to be hitting on me right now. And then the next thing. Harry with there and I was thank God..
"keith" Discussed on Amy Schumer Presents: 3 Girls, 1 Keith
"This is a segment called why keith is a bad person is keith a bad person oh what you gonna do this time you do like to talk about how many pumps before you can get a woman to orgasm and i it was seven hundred is that that's a lot of time i don't know anybody says done which is doesn't mean she's had an start out with diplomas of two fifty pumps reader can you romantic music over this lease just off yet yes shakespeare of our time oh like i said i've changed trains and a lot of my ways we go to nice restaurants now what like what what like what this is what we've learned about keith over the years is that if you ask him even one follow up question he gets completely and you realize he was full blown why repeats of questioning like he's confused what what restaurant i'm sorry say what what restaurant what are you being restaurant no i go to all sorts of restaurants i go to nice restaurants i go to five star only here we got take her to let's see he literally camping of he was my favorite thing about take two roles ooh that's not even a thing you're just like naming one of your cousin roles is that a restaurant where is it they have keen wa very high end next to hurt you sit across mer said cross from law who is the move tail yeah i want to you know make contact see what i say wow i got see what a woman's say i if it says what i'm thinking say they help what what are you talking about you try to back ten found out do what i do okay so yours you doing what you do one time we're at the cellar and i was like when we say the celery mean the comedy cellar on go it's our home club that we joe's pub is is bridget's home club but she comes to sell her bunch so we were at the cellar and we're sitting at the back table where all the comedian set and and keith was like there's no more great art there's no more fine artists rachel and i were like one horse so i go keith if you can name even one artist i'll walk around the seller with no pants on by the way throughout history history anybody also dolly lay them dead no do not reinvent do not reinvent history here is not on tape you don't have it on this is but anyways not a velvet corvette that's your apartment art not a poster of the movie showgirls yes that doesn't count as art keith absolutely could not name one artist he made these turtles all named at the art or i know that's why get my so fun asking the follow up question the truth is coming out about key feels right also so we used to box together keith and rachel and i would go to jim in soho or no is that memorial the models and stuff go to a little bit what do you mean where were they go to like we're the model exactly go there one time boxing teacher steve steve frank who was an olympian and so it was a day i wasn't there but roles steve's brother was there and what happened you he was you guys were doing drill and you didn't know he was looking at you just to give you an.
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"Hey what can the keith and the girl i'm keith malley all right keeping girls a very interactive show of course we have our forms we have phone calls we have feedback i see right here shadow matt rates on our forums subject the hate he rates getting a bit tired of all the manhating on this show these days men are dumb men are rapists men are simple we're just telling you the news though it brings the showdown and it really does though it isn't funny the lack of self will some of the guests on these subjects is also quite apparent and this is in reference to friday show when we had andrea alanon please be aware this isn't me getting offended as a man but i'm getting into a man but it's not that i'm getting offended at the general nonsense about some of these comments and absolutes that are cause of so much of the hatred we see online these days i'll give you absolute like i get that but it's so funny because he did mention rape than if we if we mentioned rape on this show it's because it made the news and spiro wrote put a picture up of the little mermaid under a waterfall that reads pardon me while enjoy your mail tears and the hen shadow matt rates back i was going to lower myself to your level but decided that you are not worth it complete lack of selfawareness you know this is the way you wanna talk about seeing things online this is will way trump is a bully talks and the way idiot believes in my high school talk with words like that sad pathetic you know it's funny how you know what i think from now on as a rule and i rarely put rules that are absolute but as a rule if you say i was going to stoop down to your level you're at my level you know it was like oh i was going to say a pussy joke there well you got saved and you got to say joke but you didn't actually create a joke or give feedback you're just saying that you have it but you don't want to give it to me so what you're saying is you have a clever and thought out response but you'd rather not i really i can tell ready or not i would explain why friday show offended me as a man sing it salita there's tit men and ask men but you know what i could tell ready you not even worth explaining to and that said well thank you for your comment and it urged me to have anjiang again hello andrea healing a mean woman fbi you only make me stronger so no that i was reading these forums comments being like alone you fucking idiot also doesn't say i'm not funny we all know don true like whatever and it's it's it's just when you were like what's look back on your forms comments in the past to see if they've been woman hating and he kept like diverting and not i happen to see that what on the forms and one message was here there's titties here where the titties yes so you're hurt we're attacking him because he's a tits man his personal i wrote i don't remember what i wrote but i wrote something about like okay something about like oh so all the woman hating all the trump jokes were okay but he's you agree that trump is an idiot and things that he does or idiotic and all the jews the jew jokes that i tell better that's okay because i must know something from the inside being raised with it so all of these jokes you finally got to tip men and ask man it's so what i wanted to right after that but i'm like this is going to far is like okay just tell us if you're an astro tits guy clearly you are and that's fine i'm legitimately asking what that means to you i.
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"Hey welcome to keith and the girl i'm keith malley and i love that you hear ladies and gentlemen today's guest featured in blue bloods hbo's high maintenance fox tv's gotham right yeah frankly audie hi i want a compilation of our guests listening to their their introduction face the faces the clinton djing there under the table there worry they're like nah that wasn't a credit i guess they did that like the reactions are horrendous what was going through your head where you frayed we're going to be like an watched to step mother fucking those are feeling rather have something clamorous like that bones for come puppy compilation of porno i'd it's that's a real title actually bones for come puppy that's why popped into my head we saw at an adult shop fair owns for come puppy come poppy it's a it's a broken world slips but what is what are these terms those like what i don't know what to come puppy i don't know okay okay i do know though this maybe i know more than i think because there's like a puppy play thing that goes on now i don't know if it's just in the popping up no it's a fetish like known about and read about what is you say it's in the gay community i don't know it just is that's why i don't wanna say that for sure but i know it's like they act like puppies and they have like fetish nights like secret fetish nights i think that's just gave because their entire conventions based on that i i think we're yeah.
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"Hey welcome to keith and the girl i'm keith malley thanks for listening how are you doing all right how are you doing that's raining gravy and i'm wearing a mask potato hat we're back in new york city this is home i gotta tell you l a was fun visiting other shows was fun having guests on was fun and having a mashed potato head that is the best part there's nothing there's nothing like home you know i have dominion over what my apartment the studio kind of but even just walking the streets of new york you feel i've been jaywalking like a fool even places i didn't need to be it takes me longer to get home than needs to because an la i'm just not used to it if somebody came up to me when i was walking in l a and said you're not walking correctly i would believe him in wonder what i'm doing wrong there's something about home lie in la i didn't walk it even like it like people who you think would fling your hat off your head as they walked by because they're just like you know chaotic and whatever would still stop at a crosswalk there are no cars coming they look both they don't give a shit they're waiting for the light i mean there could be no cars in any distance no one's crossing the street i don't know if i think the rest of the country is listening to this go yet dummies because other places that i've been to vancouver same thing like people will stop you other pedestrians and go you're being fucked up there's the crosswalk so i went to the crosswalk according to keith mcgurn poll females in our audience like bad boys two to one.
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"Hey come the keith and the girl i'm keith malik thanks for being a listener april thirteenth fourteenth fifteenth this very weekend friday the thirteenth it starts that's good timing while it's keith from the girl weekend and we have so many events are opening night party with corn hall jenga of death that is giant jange going up five feet tall that if you lose you might have to go to the hospital we do need waivers right yeah and we do i do like that you're gonna bring additional games from pound towns now are some of these games games that you've played on dates they're all sex games so i'm very excited and then on the fourteenth we will have keith in the girl live show followed by you can't say that pod wars addition we'll get into that in about a minute and then of course the fifteenth year birthday my birthday and my annual standup show i make him work on his birth birthday and perhaps if i may say this could be my favorite one yet so shout out to my ex who left me the bottle that left you and budweiser this is your budweiser goodbye tour this actually we had to have a discussion of what you're going to have onstage because for the first time it's not gonna be beer bright i mean i do drink for that special occasions at anytime i have to feel that's what they say for sure.
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"Hey welcome to keith and the girl i'm keith malley thanks for being listener we of course mentioned april thirteenth fourteenth and fifteenth next week is keith and the girl weekend opening night game night all that is happening april thirteenth were having a cornall competition for vip for life were bringing giant jange pictured django but if you lose you get physically hurt you'll sign a waiver at the door april fourteenth keith girl lives show following that the same day you can't say that pod wars addition the fifteenth my yearly standup show getting very excited and do you know who else is on the lineup we had tracy karnad zohair yesterday she's on the lineup and other person is usa mma osama bin laden we brought him up from the dead soundless d i'm very excited right look at keith girl dot com slash free if you're hearing all this news but it said because maybe you're a college student maybe times are tough what people do is buy a pass for the whole weekend because it's such a deal but maybe they can't make it one of those days so keith and the girl will be your keith and the girl ticket hob and if they have an extra ticket will find a way to get a for you'll see what i mean a key from the girl dot com slash free okay ladies and gentlemen today's guests take off work that's what i'm saying finalist on last comic standing appeared on the tonight show with conan o'brien late show with david letterman appeared on america's got talent and if he asked me most of all on our new podcast my opening line which by the way new episode featuring gilbert gottfried you can find right there the gray mike kaplan wow tell me about gilbert godfrey hilarious mike that's true and while you're checking out gilbert michael be there thanks for having me.
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"Set it on timer and like it was the most bill the and like i thought because obviously a you know me differently when you daime verse the show but the show will give you at least a wrote rope an idea and it's also if you're like kind of prudish you don't even want us you don't even want to start down this road because health guarantees la on like i i was to get a lot of listeners for being on tender we that's how the tagline for the show it's a comedy podcast odd that comes from us a trolling tinder to get listeners we just had like a a copy impaced like hey like nice to talk to you also like i host a comedy show it's a comedy podcast blah blah blah link and we would just swipe bright pace swipe bright pace swipe white paste and like the amount of guys that would try to banter with us and then we just kept going it's a comedy podcast it's a comedy podcast it's comedy work of your number suddenly go up uh i don't know if it spiked anything but i'm sure it contributed and it was wildly entertaining how do i get somebody to before they listen to one of my shows munns not tell them they have homework um i i mean say will be talking about you keith in the girl dot com i think he just you should osama talk show host i say like you have the luxury of downloading my entire personality if you wanna if you wanna listen the luxury you know what all it is a luxury in your tender profile put a code for free vip so that they don't miss anything i'd matched with a pretty kindergarten teacher do i tell her that i had sexual feelings about my kindergarten through to right away in garden yes yeah that's your opening line the i had sexual feeling missiles look i didn't know what it was willing were that's what it was a little at its wholehearted tell you when you're the real you ron be up with olympia but always be it but not i would not lead with that i wouldn't as a general rule lead with anything sexual after the wedding everyone rights save it anchor everyone knows what their therefore wrote you don't need to be like let's pretext dad like no other ever.
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"He is serving you like eight percent body fat real this the genes are bagging and sacking his top is no longer it doesn't look like his his his chest is trying to break out of is sweater vest or whatever it is he wears addresses that garbage but that you note that all the more reason to undress do you know what i mean when i see a man who looks like he still wearing his child clothes i'm like i imagine maria del to bear it is it is the best one nearby because i feel like it's mean bisexual are you talking about history three bisexual either when you come by i feel like that's the time where keith gets his most understanding of what women go through in the workplace do june as me wrong comes in the door he's like keith house balls house you dick you want to fuck you want to kiss what's going on you gotta or keith you wanna watch we jerk off to like all i know is i'm going to so we're in black myself indeed this is oh my god if you were and he's liber you'd be twodimensional let me look your teeth i love being here happier to see we also have another gap but who cares i love it ladies and gentlemen named as comedy central falls comic to watch reiter on the chris gathered show featured on each beal's crashing in coast of the podcast hopefully we don't break up well miles thank you very much keith.
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