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A twenty three thirteen I think it's what we just settled off the air. I overheard a conversation. Garin Elliott met yet. That's right. It's three people. I think we're on you that hat that's up there whenever I look it. You don't it looks like it looks like when you're walking best he jewelry shop and they've got like the the fake little neck, and then the generals around it. It's weird. I glanced. That's what it looks. Like Elliott's trying to pawn off a gold chain. Hey, speaking, apart and off you want to any digital codes Garrincha guy. Speaking of digital coach, Jimmy what interrupt your your intro fam-? You a gift, wait. Oh, jeez. Oh, you know, what my menu business? Somebody bought one for you. Somebody bought me a digital code. Yeah. The fans are very invested in what movies you, okay? I'm already Debbie Wiseman. Got me die hard. I still haven't done that. You got me clue or at least lonely clue. I haven't gotten that. It's a father son movie to watch any get on that. Yeah. I was gonna love it. There's some other stuff I have to. Going out. All right for those of us who don't diligently follow. What I assume is guarantee Twitter. Just doesn't go this Facebook. That's Facebook only. Yeah. Well, then that's the reason why I didn't see it at all gets scams going on every platform. Don't you? So what what is Huck stay, by the way. Guy, you're tagging sticking out of your Dan Pedley shirt, that's focused impatiently, by the way, we're going to get to your questions Fisher, Dan, Pedley in not damaged forget the drummer's name. They're gonna be joining me this week at a penguins going to have the ban back with me at penguins. Dammit, dan. I I apologize. I don't remember your Buddy's name. Marco max, Chico. Is it Tommy Lee? That's it. Thank you. Again. A second the bear wasn't Chico in the bear knows Chico. And the man man, we'll be there, Chico. Don't get discouraged. Pretty prints. That's the second time in minimum in eighteen hours. That's come up in my life. Crossover in the man and BDO. They never did. Psycho in the barren BJ the man this unique. Oh places. Pretty sure you couldn't have BJ in the man as the title of a show. Why not why not what's up? What's up, buddy? Who's going to get a better job than a man? Oh man knows. How feels he knows what to do focus a theory. The man is just here. It is hang on what I tweeted out about this what the shit. Got it. All right. Good luck. We got the band. Yeah. So you could only assume is his thing. Yeah. He sees. I don't know. I don't know what he's doing. He's selling digital caught a bunch of blue rays doesn't need the code because he's got the hard disk. It's so what's the premise ran out of gas answer? But I'm asking you the premise is you spend eighty dollars on a Blu Ray, they comes along with the digital code who spent ninety dollars buys box. In nineteen eighty dollars for something yesterday. None other than text. Jay this gone for willing to give it to you for nickel-less. No, no, no. It wasn't guitar. I was actually minded just giving it to you for free turntable. No, no, no. I thank you for laughing that hard of that Elliott. Reality. Yeah. Garin? So I don't I don't death scribe to to digital. It's not safe. What do I don't just save support system? But if you buy the disk, and then you put in the code for convenience, you keep the disk. But the code is just so that you don't have to put a disc into the machine every time. You wanna I said vinyl, I've I'm Lovin movies again. All right that extra Vitug megabits per second. Dumb. Man helped dumb old man. Yeah. So he spends down I'll go thirty to twenty dollars. Right. Yep. You also get a digital code with that yet. So theoretically, then you would put it on your computer. You can put it anywhere. It's it works with like, usually, I tunes voodoo Amazon. MP four movies anywhere my smartphone? Smart TV, you could put on your on your TV. But if you have everything linked, you know, like I just use the movies anywhere app. So like, my ipad, and my TV's all have the same thing. So if I entered the coach wants to that the you can get that app for Roku and apple TV. Oh, you can't movies anywhere app. Yeah. That's great. And what's great about movies anywhere as it links? Anything you've ever purchased an itunes, Amazon and FU and even like other stuff like Sony? I think they're all like all the studios. Everybody got together. And you're like, we just need one platform. That's like, you know, the compatible. So everything I've ever bought is in one place now and everything that I've digital coded is all there too. So used to open that app watch what you want to the digital code. Yep. He spends twenty dollars on Upolu radio. He then has this digital code. He doesn't need because he's got the hard disk, but he says to the World Wide Web or he comes to you and says, hey, the digital code. I'll give it to you for seven. Dollars riley. So is that is that? What is that the premise here pretty much? Yeah. Yeah. And then you're does that's a fair price. It's it's better than if you don't know if he says seven dollars, by the way, I don't know what he's charging. I if as long as it's cheaper than just buying it directly from Amazon itunes than it's a deal. It's a scam. Right. No. Because he paid for it. You can buy the disc without the code, by the way. So I don't know if guarantees that. But maybe not always but time they all come with a mouth. Okay. Yeah. I really supposed to do what I'm doing. But there's just going to go to waste, and I need the cash. I mean, like, here's the thing. It's not like he's using the code then selling it because it wouldn't work. Right. Right. Okay. The code is fresh. So it's I to me code. Yeah. Yeah. Let's I think that's all right. It kosher. You're right. The terms of service say that you shouldn't do it. But it may or may not say that or it may be one of those things that hasn't been challenged in court anywhere yet. Just like, you know, they had a challenge in court when people were recording VHS, right? From the television that eventually said, no you can't do that in this situation. I'm not sure whether that's probably right. You'd probably says it in there, but it might not that's our legal correspondent Berg with a definitive answer lawyer. So anyway guarantee that was I didn't understand what you were doing it. Just looks scam like to me, but you're saying that some fan bought what are the digital codes of your movies to give to me? Now. Jimmy already without even sight unseen. He doesn't want this. These completely disgusted by this gift. Kennett rollover to me. Maybe get something out of this. Because not a man L nap give you die hard or clue or some other things. He gave me cop rock seventy years ago. I walked thirty five seconds of that. You don't want that? I was going to be a cop rock now. Because all I'm all through Mannix Kojak, but you still have to you have a whole decades worth of shows to watch before you get to come Rog like you rolling your way up to the eighties like your badly. Here's the other thing. There is a convenience. I'm the opposite of Garin. There is a convenience to me. Where like, I I have all the Mannix the currency of that fan who was grinded up to send those. Yeah. All on DVD. But I still recorded it on TV because it's easier to just fuck and everything else is happening in the on the interface. Why do you want to put drop a disc in and then wait for glorious Blu Ray? Got seventeen minutes for you to get bready movies. He's defend Garin on that. Like, you're watching it on like if it's there, and you can have it on your DVR, whatever I get that. But I had watched through all of the old sixties of injures the British television show. Oh, this is great. I want to share with people in like three weeks later. It wasn't on Netflix anymore. Okay. That's that's I think Garin Siri is that. By the disc nothing because that's why you want the disks, but but the digital code when you buy digital code yet. Then it's yours. Well, here's you download it quickly. And you don't lose your hard drive on you're right. And I tunes somebody who bought movies, and they lost the rights to sell those movies, and they were gone. But if you downloaded that right? Yeah. That happened to me once but I did download it. So it was okay. And then it came back to I tunes, and it didn't give me access to it, which I'm sure I could take care of with an Email. But that was the cheesiest. It was like it was full disclosure. It was the on the shelf TV's minute Christmas special. I bought it for Zoe on I tunes. We watched it. I downloaded it to my my I'm x hard-drive. And then, you know, I don't know what it was two years later. Maybe it was not an I tunes anymore. Could no longer access it just like from the cloud because they had pulled it. And I was like, well, it's okay. I got it on my hard drive. So we can still watch it. Then it came back to the store, but I still couldn't get it. It's like real. So you expect me to buy this thing twice digitally? I didn't want you to buy at one. It's not good. It's fun. It's so poorly animated. But you know, what I it at the right age like lighting tavern loved it. I know, but and we still watch it because like now Charlie's the right age. But we've brought this up here, and we'll get to this gift. But let me let me introduce things for remember that then you. Was. I recognize getting up and getting a DVD take herb Bloomberg takes four southbound I recognize that. But that wasn't the purpose is not owning. It's I just think for me, I like laying on the couch and just going. Oh, there's Mannix. Yeah. And I know it's four feet away from me laying down. I'm not I'm not arguing the point that you shouldn't use your DVR recording of Mannix rather than your DVD's. If you have the option, I'm just saying. Mannix, but it, but. You are saying instead of if it was if he was actually going to purchase Mannix on Blu Ray or DVD you're saying don't buy the same package digitally for the same price or maybe even cheaper. If you if you let's say you wanted Mannix for when Oliver is, you know, seventeen and it will really appreciate him. God. Then you help them you need the hard copy because it might not be available right in the future. Even though you've purchased the digital versions Maury Povich. Yeah. That also may not be available. So here's Mike way. Did you finish? Did you finish your thing? You're gonna ask me where we where we shop where are you guys at? I mean, we because Charlie's six we have to keep going with right? But where where Zoe yet? I dunno. She's she's she probably gets it. But doesn't you think? So though, it doesn't want to admit it that she gets it. Because people have written me to saying that Oliver's faking he is probably, but he's not he's not Thurs. He's he's frighteningly, earnest and. We're like we're talking about before the Danielle and I had a conversation. Like, we think we have to tell them we think it's time to sit him down. And we'll ruin his life twelve or thirteen. I would say definitely, yeah. I rough you might be overestimating how devastating it'll be to him. Because at a certain age, you're kind of like, so wait you're saying that there's no the the magic part of this is not happening. But you're still gonna I'm still going to get the same presence. Like, I'm still getting presents. Right. I hear what you're saying. But he so genuine and and and again Ernest then I think he's right next year. No question. Well, okay. Great. But right now, I think he loves the magic of Christmas for one more year. I don't wanna walk around school fucking room. But. What if you these are already holes? This is the last year and L finish off says, hey, I gotta go to another house. Yeah. Could you could if not just on the shelf? It's Santa it's the whole fucking shebang. Yeah. It's like the whole that said he has not said anything like, hey on the shelves or Harry's coming soon like we name, of course, ever have ever shaving company. He so that it has not happened yet in the past. He would as November he'd already be talking about it. So maybe where's the tooth fairy? Stand in this whole. Yeah. The not sure we missed the last time zone. Lost a tooth? We fuck it for God. The the first night. Yeah. We did too. Does she must be busy? Get in there. We did the exact same thing with teeth. It's hard because it's not a regular schedule. And it goes on for years. And so eventually you're like enough with this fucking tooth very already. So, you know, here's the reason why I can't have children in my head like the day that my kid would go there's no Santa Claus. Then all of a sudden, there'd be like this ritual, and they would become a man or a woman because now they finally realized there's no magic in the world. That's why can't children. Do you want me to do the other reasons? Garrity seemed down and out of stores today. What's going on? We're very worried about, you know, great. All right, pick it up then tough day in the cookeville joke Elliott, but I should do joke. His kids could be talking saying, oh, that's good. You don't know that that's an Andrew were raised with the I take it back to close in their life. I Elliott you teach your child about Santa Claus. Teach. Teach you thank you. I appreciate that. Was that just because culturally or is is one of Daniel's parents? They're both both Joe's are all in on it. But I think just to I don't know. Because it's fun than on early religious. I it's a it's a been American pop culture thing more than Santa's essentially it was invented by. What Coca Cola in nineteen twelve or something? Yeah. You guys in your war on Christmas. It also goes back to pagan rituals. Well, sure, but then you happy holidays, right? Happy holidays. You're not hanging Strunk and heads on your Christmas. Tree. Are you? You don't know less thing with happy holidays. Happy holidays do but bring everybody into the mix. Right. Yeah. That's all it does. Is this generalizes the season? Yeah. What's wrong Elian? Just give me a good idea though, for Beetlejuice themed Christmas tree. Oh, all Sirkin head. Struck in ironman head or Franken Spiderman hand if you want to do that too. I already have those ornaments will do it. But they, but they don't they're not so NUP is or anything like that. No. I guess I'd have to bring a sharpie is what this fuckin- head rich like the I mean in the sense that that was based on like some missile mysteries of Africa. Yes. Some sense that like. Sense that like, yeah. Like there the darkest Peru, or whatever they call it cultural procreation, I don't know if it's cultural procreation so that they're like these these savages. Yeah. The. Wilds of of Africa. It it's it's probably both. It's probably both cultural appropriation. And you're looking down on you and generalizing the worst thing, we're we're culture, you we think your demons because you're different than it. Sounds like more stolen valor. A couple of things I gotta hit out of the bucks here. That's not a phrase I've ever used again got a couple of cover a couple of things Matt Belknap. Okay. The here's that coin from the gentleman from the Okinawa shit yet the air force coin good size challenge that we got. That we got to pull out his name again. Because God forbid, I learned it. Now this coin is because people don't men don't wear gloves anymore. So if you want to challenge someone you can't slap them in the face with today's. Do you think that's the case? This coin at them to challenge them. Yeah. Well, this said ask either of the women to explain the concept. We're we're long past that Christopher major Christopher Richards. But thank you for the coin that was because I know even some people were tweeting at me that may not hurt the players Plymouth road yet where I said, I did find it. But I just wanted to show it saying that we do thank him for the coin. Also, somebody somebody emailed through the your your bullshit. The they went through the stupid question of the week premise or thing or whatever. Somebody emailed through stupid question of the week. Music recommendation. We have an Email address with like stupid. We we shut down that form because it was a it was a form on our site. And if you have a form on your website, you you're just opening the door to endless spam? Well, it says subjects tip a question of the week. And then question. Oh, so they just wrote a regular Email. Okay. Well, was that. What was that the case? I guess is you're right. Yeah. Hey. Yeah. Hey, this comes from Brian this this happened back in September ninth. That's how quickly I am turning these around have you guys heard of the band the night game. It's fucking incredible. They just put out a record this month. And I swear to God is the best record of nineteen eighty-seven. Now, here's what happened Brian. I listened to this immediately upon receipt pulled that up gear pull up the night game. And what is the the name of the album the night game? What's the name of the? What's the name of the lead single? Then once in a lifetime no kids in love keep going outfield. That's it play outfield. This is a tribute to the band the field here it. Sounds more. Trussell be so hot should answer cushion. Yes, it's got a little bit, but not feel to it. So it's weird. It's called the outfield. Album. Love this song. Are they all different styles? Can yeah. They're kind of found around these ash instead other band that did that Jeff. Is that what wasn't each one was a different yet? I mean, they didn't announce it this. That just as how I felt that we have laid it just felt very much like this sounds exactly like ACDC. And then this one sounds like zeppelin. Yeah. His voice. Well, let's play another one though Garin play another one we're gonna try you want to hear do you think about us? Sure. American nights. Wait a minute. A thing called. Here's don't don't cry. Here's batgirls, oh, maybe backers from the night game on care. Care. The same basis. I like the other thing is to me the other thing which like this guy, very nineteen eighty-seven melodic melodic in this is back to this bullshit. Sounds a little bit like still go chasing. Yeah. From some. I like his voice, but I don't think the songwriting is the same as that one song. Still trying to figure it out there finding themselves. All right. Well, anyways, thank you, Brian. And then because matinee already it's when we recapped our weekend last week. We we feel the mentioned how beautiful these Eiter theater was ciders. Beautiful venue in Virginia Beach to beautiful beautiful, venue, and more importantly, barked Keebler was our Garin for a day. And barred is the reason that he booked us there, and and and was great. He's an he's a musician and pleasure to spend some time with them and hang out with them. And we got while we were going through day by day of everybody, you know, with Christine and John thanking everybody we'd free failed to mention Bart. And I wanted to rectify that because he an thanks to Meg ciders. Very nice, man. We met the leaders of ciders American Nita meet his wife now didn't she came to the stand up show? You told me that was one hundred percent. Sure. She didn't enjoy it. Sure. Mike enjoyed it. Right. He's an older gentleman. I can't tell if he's older if he's a guy that maybe his had a real life. Unlike your I know, but he's in the sixties. Yeah. He's alert is that an older guy. Yeah. You think said us, but do you think it's sixty like, I know you're getting closer to that age. So you don't want to like it. Andy Kimbler, sixty two years old Indy killer to me does not is not an older guy. Right. Because he he lives. He's a Peter Pan. He lives the Levy median now. That's what. I'm saying. Outsiders is it an apostrophe situation or so we had a lot of trouble with that. It's his last name is either 's. Okay mic is not a doctor. I call them. Dr though for fun. I'm gonna tell you something beautiful theater. Unbelievable. Absolutely beautiful. Ran new abso the pr- brand new. You're the third third weekend. Oh, wow. And there's a funny bone right around the corner, by the way, which I literally I did not know four minute walk from where we deal hugely may have been there at the weekend. We were there, but Bobby Brown. Bobby round-robin, anti body was at the big guys the big house, but got arrested. But I think comedians would that may or may not work for the funny bone should consider this either on off nights. If you're putting together a tour and you're in DC for the weekend. You want to make a little extra dough on that Thursday or Sunday ciders might be the way to go in that area is concept comedy, or are they just a theater, and by the way, I've talked on my ass. I don't know if that's even an option. Right. You know? Bart. My hey, dude. What are you fucking? We're going to do plays likes comedy. He's trying to keep it mixed. Like a lot of interesting different interesting things happening there. So I could see them have it. But I could see fan of new pulse. Hopkins doesn't really do clubs. But for Paul or be a, you know, if you know, David cross was who came to mind because data was never really a club guy. So right. And it's it's just beautiful. It's beautiful Q. That's it. You're welcome Barton. So now get off my ass. And then here's the other thing. I'm gonna put on a contest to the fans. Okay. This is Jimmy Carter. Stand up related. Let's not forget you have a gift coming trying to avoid them. By that. I mean, I have a gift coming here. Here's a challenge coin that we never get to it. Oh, I'm challenging you named Mike tour for two thousand nineteen name Mike tour, and then let's do this quickly because I'm going to have posters made. And let's go named the tour a deadline for them getting in their suggestions. Oh, it's got to be quick November. Is that does now Bill quicker than that artist is not? Wonderful but calendar. He's done by announced the I don't eat up done till the other. Jan I guess. Yeah. What? What's your hurry? I'm trying to think stand up is. I guess. I guess we're Ziv. That when you book New Year's Eve, by the way, I knew years even years. I'm doing Burlington, Iowa Anna HOGAN, we got do you want to you wanna get next Wednesday? From this went you want to make it like thanksgiving the Monday after thanksgiving. Let's do it. How about the nineteenth? You got to get him to me by the nineteenth. So I could announce it on this show on the nineteenth. And yeah, go to fan club dot com. Put a fan club subject line, socialize twenty nine hundred twenty nine thousand tour, and then the your idea of what I should name my tour, the the Bubba tour. Eight AM Pacific time the nineteenth something like that. Yeah. He meal time to look him over and that will get a four leaf clover ram that up my ass. Take my challenge. Flowery could just gently shove it either way. I I want that luck. No how I didn't not understand how the four leave clever got involved. Clever. Up is poop. That is very unlike up brand. That's that's what happens when you watch an Adam Sandler, I was gonna say brand, I know this goes against everything that we've thought about first of all Jimmy got bullied into watching this. Holy. Mike Henry bullied both of us. And then I watched that of Sandler special on Netflix. But again, you grew up. Martin last week. Yeah. That was your you were in high school, my favorite guys. He was my number one guy in high school or police for like senior year of college. I went to us. I'm in Worcester. You did. Yeah. Ninety three I think. Was you know, right after the Hanukkah song? Wag maybe a year after the Hanukkah song came out or something. Do you guys know she comes home to me his his song that one it's a Sinatra parody. Yes. That's on one of the later albums. I think it's potentially offensive to people. But that's a lot of Adam Sandler does that. But it's if my favorite execution of had Adam Sandler's on I'd have to revisit that. Yeah. You're not going to. She what you're getting at so I-, Mike was like you're gonna be you're not gonna believe it. But it's the it's really funny and just silliness, and, you know, take your mind off your troubles type by even did say, maybe after the week that we had with all the, you know, the three shooting that maybe he just needed an hour to just be a vegetable and laugh like an idiot and it worked for him. Right. And so I watched it, and I was like, and he said he would buy a ten of jingle jangle if I didn't enjoy it. And but I couldn't take that jingle jangle because I really enjoyed it. I laughed a lot and tears in your eyes at one point. I'm curious as to what part though. Oh, anyway, I can tell you hold that thought. Okay. So then I felt like I needed to be part of the conversation because these two wouldn't stop texting about it. And Danielle had I'll say zero interest are so she went to bed, and it was like Gaito autumn Mannix out. I'll watch I'll watch this. And and I immediately I went in begrudgingly like you, you know, having to watch this and edit took me a second to warm up to it. And then. There are parts that I thought were awful. But for the most part, and I as I said in text, I didn't laugh a lot. But I really enjoyed it. I really enjoyed it nothing. But silliness, and it's I mean, I hate to say it. But it's not that different from what we do know, dumb fun. That's what I thought. I actually thought thinking if Adam Sandler came in here. And if you could drop that wall, which he does have that wall in real life, sir. If you could drop that and just be that clown on like, he would fit in the show, you know. Plus, we could talk about sticks for forty five minutes. You know, he. That's what I thought you meant. I thought like this guy would this would be a fun car trip. Yeah. He's just being an idiot that you would turn except that side. And then our our did fine. I the only problem is. And this is what I predicted. He likes the potty humor. You hate the potty humor. That's where you guys would flip part ways. And maybe ever never took two. But the thing that made me cry laughing, and it's it's not even the funniest thing in the show. It's just I just loved the the escalation of it which and also just the very d- esque intensity and over the top of the like flying the plane the plane's going down and loved. Train. The third one. That was that. I was laughing out loud at that high. They need. I'll fuck out here. So fucking ridiculous. They saluted every time. He did it refunding. There's a lot of funny. Garin sounds like I know you're against Sandler. But you should watch it no problems with code. What do you need to watch? Netflix. Netflix. It's good. It's enjoyable again. Don't go in looking for great joke writing. Because that's not what that's not what this is. This is just dumb comedy and like a shitload of songs there's like probably twenty plus song. Yeah. And you know, some of them are like little short guys like, you know, tends to do. But they don't all hit, you know, some of them on the like on paper. They're like this is too obvious of a joke. And then, but he makes it work like he just has such a like an unpretentious like infectious way of doing stuff that you just get on board with it. And again, like I said in the text in that regard. You know, it's a spliced together from various different venues. I I liked it better on a smaller venue. It seemed more charming, and it seemed like he was having more fun. Yes. A bigger venue. You sadly, he's got a lot of Yahoos as fans who are wounding hollering, maybe the wrong things that. Yeah, they're there because they own every album, and they're like they want to hear the Hanukkah song or whatever. And like, I what's interesting is like this was the whole premise of this show in the store is that it's one hundred percent fresh material. So I don't know what those people got. But they wanted, you know, like, those are the people seem to be out of their seats. They want the greatest hits, you know. But yeah, I, but the, but the stuff I do think this a lot of it does hold up like to the the classics. If you want to call it that I'm not I don't by the way, he'd he did a full album of just music. That was I thought God awful. Yeah. Yeah. At one point like, he he definitely did that cliche thing where he wanted to be Bruce Springsteen, and he stopped being funny and was just he had a full band at one point like when I saw him in ninety three it was just him in a guitar and this gets back to that idea. That's why the smaller venues, I agree like work better. Because it feels like kind of just. Just off the cuff. He has a keyboard player. But it just feels very much like I've just fucking around like this wasn't. But like on the in the big venues, you're like, oh, this is produced. That's that's exactly what it was. Because all of a sudden the song that you see sometimes they'll jump in mid song from small venues the big like the song is fun at at Largo. I'm just make up a venue, and then it goes to the big stadium, and there's light cues. And no it feels. Oh, I this with a lady person, and there's an LED screen time things. And yeah, yeah. That's said, I know you didn't love this part. But like when he's doing the the astronaut thing like that's a very produced. But I I like to me I like. When when the joke is partly that you over produce something that is so not worth any production whatsoever. That's wanting to me. I also think the level the layer of that. That's also funny to me is that there's that element of everything Sandler does. It's like he's like what can I trick my dumb friends into doing? And that's a perfect example of like, hey, you want to do this thing and just to not to ruin us rise, really? But rob Schneider shows up in a cameo role in this thing. But just the idea that he was like, yeah. You wanna be my special, buddy? And then he's like, oh, you're going to be hanging from getting gantry upside down took it that way. You took it that way. That's interesting to me. It's just like boy, how loyal is this guy who was asked friends that too. I mean, Jesus how loyal that's like, hey, rob will do it. I think that's genuine though. No question. That's part of the charm of him. Is that for better or worse? He's in with those daily. But it doesn't let anybody else does. He met. It's got us was the last guy in. Yeah. Maybe right because he wasn't one of the last guy in first guy out. I'll tell you that. Okay. Should've firing of his buddies. That's I wanna go I can guarantee it. It's a guarantee. All right. I what is this prize? You wanna grab it? Surprise. It's going to get spoiled as soon as you look at it. Close. Yeah. The coach the matrix trilogy. God entire trilogy. Does. It also include all the. Just just the matrix. Oh, it's the first matrix. It's all three, but you could. So wait this right. You never saw the matrix. Never saw it. I'm trying to think if it's okay for Oliver net Hodge because there's a second one. Boy. That's it's super violent. It's insane violence the sex. What does it cartoon violent sort of? It's like, it's. Yeah. But it's like that that that we just saw Scarface is that changing. Oh, okay. It's that like nineties like pre Columbine violence. That's like, hey, this is cool. Right. And like, no one thought anything of it then. But when you see it now, it's jarring. I mean, this this movie literally, I think inspired the Columbine shootings. Right. Partly because such and so it's I think it's a little like, it's just overboard. You know, okay. But it's all taking place in a virtual world. So it's not real conversation recently that I think he wanted to watch it or I forget what Danielle said to him because I I couldn't give an opinion on it. Does it hold up? I think the first one is. I think the first ones that's what I mean. Sequels are terrible by say thank you to the fan. Yeah. That's the the first one was maybe my favorite movie of that year. The second one was so bad. I didn't even see the third one. And I hear you never have never gone as predicted. Because I know the third one is just more of polls show to the second one. Actually, the third one isn't. Yeah. The third one a little better than the second circus back like it is going to watch it. All right. Well, thank you to the fan. The verdict who is it. Liam. A friendly and Devlin I sent my friend. Thank you, very nice. Actually. Yeah. I think I'll ever gonna handle it. It's cool. It's it's like, it's what I liked about it. It's hard to remember this time. But it was one of the first American like Hollywood movies that brought a lot of like the martial arts like wire fighting from like Chinese film production and a lot of the concepts of manga and anime which were not common in American entertainment at that time. So it was exciting because I was a fan of it wasn't a big anime guy. But I, but I liked in Neuromancer, which is like a cyberpunk novel. And so it was like the first thing it was like finally did that stuff, right? There are a few other movies that tried and failed. But I was excited to see that style put to use. I apologize met. I was looking because that we have not turn that clock back. Like I could. I know you're right. Yeah. That's what it was. It had nothing to honest to God. I apologize for what happened was Jimmy looked as Bill. I knew like you did I was like Jimmy does not give a shit about any of this stuff. But maybe other people respond to it. Anyway, I don't care about half the stuff you're talking about. And you don't care about this stuff. I talk about true. That's how you learn about other things. That's how people in the world like this show. We do we we take a lot of boxes. Yeah. Anyway, I think Oliver is a good age for that kind of thing. Because that stuff is what are we talking about? We're still on that. Okay. Like, that's there's a lot more. We talk about like, obviously, there's a lot more stuff out there catering to people who like kind of thing now. But it was a cool moment of like, oh, you can do this style. Style of fight choreography and story story. Okay. Are what is humanity? All right before I guess get you we got some mail. Got to. Ces here. Ridiculous amount of sleep last night. And I still feel sleepy. Nine hours. Oh my God. Well, that's right. Time timeframe. Not you. I had to get up early. Physical therapy at seven thirty this morning. I had how seven and that is I know that doesn't sound earth people go to work. I get it. But you know, what do you have my lifestyle that doesn't I wake up at that hour, just so I can hug my son before he goes to school. And then I. Casually wake. It'd be start my day go for a run forth. Six forty five and get moving. That's not my bag, brother. No. It's not. All right. This is Tracy Compton out of Boise, Idaho. Haven't been avoiding time lesson was in Boise. In July eighteenth of ninety nine last time. I drank. Have you been to all the states? No, there's a couple of not been to name one St. Kentucky Louisville election, Arkansas, Arkansas. No, Oklahoma yet, Arkansas. No. How about Mississippi? No. I think that that south is where Louisiana Alabama. But we all. Yeah. Where alabama. Yeah. No. Are we talking about performing or just evidence just being there? Oh, I'm sorry. Well, I think the answer is you were talking about performance. Yeah. I've talked about performing. Yeah. But I mean, that's that's the reason why I thought that maybe you'd had been to all the states is because of performing. No, I there's some that. I have never been to. And I don't think I ever will. I can't remember if I've been sippy sounds like it's worth going to I store flow reasons. Mississippi queen. All right. This is here we go. Hello from Boise, Idaho. Come to Boise, Idaho is Trump land. But where we live is a nice pocket of Saturday. Love you guys go. All right. That's good. That's that's card says here's the letter. Greetings, gbi Matt Garin and Elliott is I listened to re point beautiful handwriting. What's his name, Tracy, Tracy boys, Tracy Compton, beautiful handwriting? As I listened to your recent discussion of top movie soundtracks. I've found myself hoping there might be some talk about almost famous. But again almost famous was a like a jukebox. Sort of. But there was some originals. Oh, yeah. But that band pissed face. What's the name of that man, piss wind? Sweetwater water. But the songs were written some by Nancy Wilson. Yeah. Someone else too. Great. Did you look for that code a buddy? I remember to past episodes Garin briefly mentioning his the movie is one of his favorites. Look at that translates the music is truly a central part of many scenes from the film. I thought maybe you would enjoy revisiting the record. I was hoping to mail you a new or gently used album so measure my despite what I discovered they are rare and very expensive even for my hero. So you get a yucky CD. Instead, I opened might sparked a little discussion, and then you can use it as a shiny frisbee toward the trash unless someone wants to to. Like in arena football, yours, Tracy in Boise PS. I know this has been said many times, but I want you to know you've helped my husband, and I threw some very rough times recently, and we truly love it. Appreciate all of you accept Elliott to smiley faces and fuck Trump, Tracy. I heard that's very nice. Thank you, Trish. Thank you. I think what happened was you know, when that movie came out, no one was making vinyl, but they have Benchley put out a deluxe vinyl, and it had songs that no other version has because like that you know, how that movie has little snippets of the band playing. Those songs weren't on the soundtrack originally, but they put them on the vinyl, and it was a very small release because they didn't I don't it was at a weird time when no one cared. So I think it's hard to get an expensive because they didn't make that many a lot of people want it is that right guarantee. I've never heard that. But I'm looking at it right now when it's going for six hundred. They need to reissue that. That's crazy. They will. They have to seven nineteen says America by somebody sparked by the who wouldn't dot Rundgren. I've seen all good people. Yes. The beach boys. Here's a Stillwater fever dog. Have you? Start again, tiny dancer, that's the way by zeppelin. Simple member literature. That's great song the wind bycatch Steven's step away. But Clarence Carter. There's something in the air. Yeah. See, that's right. But I'm a jukebox. It's a yeah. And you were anti jukebox. Well, I well in our conversation. We were talking about like the forest Gump effect where it's like, but that's less obvious stuff. Now sit over there. You know, where to sit sit over there. Weirdo foreign ashes just walked in. And we have to open up one more piece of mail. Okay. Great. Are we allowed to say that anymore? We allowed to wear a lot of so complement people. Right. Okay. We look great. Does it Mike over there too? Since we will inevitably talked to you over there. There's a crew guy at my on my show and always tells me, I look beautiful, and I kind of like it, you know, what I mean? And I'm like my allowed to like it. And I'm like, I'm not offended. Okay. I think it's okay. Okay. Good. I if I walked into his hand says there is hey, you're looking at Jimmy. I would I would appreciate it. Again. I haven't been. What's the word? I'm using helping objectified. Centuries. I'll say ever. But just a piece of meat does that help. All right this one. Anyway, thank you, Tracy for the almost famous CD who wants this Garin, you probably still have a CD player. How are you all vinyl today? I have these songs I have all of these songs except for that still water. And I think I'm these. These dogs. Do you know? I got I got I already I already bought this for us. I've already own it. All right opened up the trash. She said throw it away. If none of you guys wanted. I'll I'll take it. I'm not really throwing it away. I wanted it to make a clunk. But shattered did you show? It did not shatter. Elliot throw it. Yeah. That's the cat. And here's here's another piece of mail. And then we're we're gonna Lauren ashes here. This comes to us from Philadelphia brotherly love. That's right. Our nation's capital. Was once though. Yes, it was wasn't it. I love this country. You know that your patriot goddamn, right? I am. Is the patriot. Jeep patriot. I do that's not even American. That's kinda why. I go. This is a patriot in another country though. Oh to a maple leaf exactly exactly send a message or just put it on a you. And that patriot. Hey, dear Jimmy, Matt Garin and clunk she hits Halloween Halloween. Greetings, everyone closed. My annual Halloween card of recall, the last one I sent came with a handwritten note, I believe you went on to declare me to have the worst handwriting ball time and declared it awful since I never get around to taking those calligraphy calligraphy lessons. I decided to explore the outer reaches of technology and type a note on a computer and print it. I also want to take this opportunity to think all four years of laughter. Every Monday and Thursday wake up with a smile on my face, knowing I'm going to spend a few hours in my pals in Los Angeles. No matter what is going on. I'll be smiling for a few hours. You guys have been there to cheer me up through some scary, medical issues and discouraging times that I cannot thank you enough for the big laughs and your big hearts out to make it out to you make it out this year to podcast and look forward to seeing you all soon, you're Pelham, Philadelphia, Philadelphia. Greg trout. We have the best fans. Learn we had them made me well up. That's so sweet have a happy Halloween and a spooky some high. I don't know this word Mannheim. But does that mean Elliott, so I did, you know specifically because I don't remember specifically it has something to do with Wicca Hagan thing. I think Andrew Michael Myers. I don't know. It's part of that. Nine of same Hainer. It's only ghoulish Greg drought. Andrew would when he did his political things. He would because it would be just before the election. His Halloween thing would be Sammy. Oh, that's the reason why I know about it. There's a band called Symon summer's end. It's the Gaelic festival marking the end of the harvest season the beginning of winter Gaelic. Okay. All right. Well, listen. I would think Rick trout for that. There. We go. Post-carbon Greg trout. Nice. So nice, set some scary medical issues. He had to say bring tumor. I don't wanna go there. I mean, it was maybe it wasn't. It was. And I believe he said that this makes it worse. No, don't do it to me sent it. He knows what he knows what he knew he knew what was going to happen. He did fully work out. Where do you have known that that would happen? Where do you have known that? That would happen. Just got an Email from him from Greg trade. There was alone. Trout male or send an Email double dip. Double deck was telling me about a farm that you can go visit farm animals in New York. Oh, that's nice. I'm pro trout. He was just the other day Lauren guaranteeing that he will he wants to go in and pet animals. Okay. And so I- Greg trout knows of a firm in the very convenient New York. Here's one here too. You know that right? There is. Yeah. It's called the gentle farmer. The compassionate farmer effort. My daughter went there. It's worth. Yeah. Doesn't matter. A deep valley. All right. Thank you. Greg. I have not. But I know a lot of people who've gone it's always on my Instagram feed. You know, there's somebody who's out there in a cow reminding me that I'm a terrible person that you're not hitting Akal. I think are fine CCD hamburger. Oh, need it? I was vegetarian for nine years. What? And then I gave it up because I had held super low iron, and none of the iron supplements. Worked and none of the like, I was eating all this, kale and spinach. It didn't do jackal. So I started eating meat again. And I don't love it. Like, I feel bad. But wow, it's Rhode often hear that story. I feel like people go and vegetarian. You don't hear the the? Oliver when vegetarian for a little while. But he's back on because we had a buffalo bullets buffalo wings yesterday. Yeah. And he said boy, I haven't had these neurologists remember I went to vegetarian for like a year or so well wh- when he was little that Danielle was kind of just raising a vegetarian was not. But he decided member he you don't have to remember. It would be crazy if you did. But he he had said, I'm I'm going to be a vegetarian he decided against it. I didn't remember that at my apologies. It wasn't because the wings, and it was at a. Fatburger that also had a wing shop. Now. Everything's diversify limits. In the wings were phenomenal. By the way, they were ended. But he had said boy haven't had a hamburger in so long because of that. And it still has not had a hamburger. Why can't I've I'm still vegan? But I'm cheating often. But you're not like ninety percent vegan. I'll have a pizza you're reformed. Yeah. I'm not. I don't know when you have a pizza. Are you talking with meat pepperoni? Yeah. That's me. I can't I had a buffalo burger at federal workers. And that got me sick. Yeah. So I can't I'm not going to go and key to that may have been federal. Playing the buffalo. This is good. I I don't I can't walk in because it just smells of cooking beef. And I can't they're their proportions. If they're still the same are like twice, the what is twice what normal people get nowadays. It's too much to me workers is like like a step up from Shakey's. It's like somewhere in this. Denny's you think so. Yeah. Never saw a nice one. I think it being unfair. You have just been only been to. I've only been to that one in Burbank, and it's kind of. That's why I went to. Okay, sit right. Yeah. I'm not the only that one's bad. It's like pepperoni pizza. And then other the other cheated I have is polka polka fish. So maybe you want to be a Pesca -tarian probably about that. And then get some fish lost interest in the fishing. Oni by the way is that. I think that flavor of it is mostly just the herbs and spices that are packed in there. So you can do that you can make a good fit. Veggie sausage, though. That's the that's the most consistent you think. So in my experience, I had the fake pepperoni pizza. That's a hard pass really guys had the beyond burgers yet, though. Yeah. That's the real deal. Yes. It's it's not bad. It's okay. If I didn't eat meat. I would be like, oh, this is cool. But like, you can't the problem is when you or when I've had one I'm always like, hyper aware of like, I'm comparing every little detail. You shouldn't do that. You should just eat it to one of my friends, and and he fell for it. Nice. He was like there's he's like, it's good. He's like there's something about it. But let's good. And then we're like is it because it's not. We should have filmed it it would've been. They should have given us millions to make that commercial. But yeah, no. He did fall for it. Yeah. I feel like you're right. I think if you're like really fixated on it, obviously, you can your horse. But it's it's a little looser like it doesn't hold together. As like, it doesn't have that. Like, I know there's going to gross Jimmy up, but it doesn't have the fat content. That kind of keeps together you got to cook them from frozen though. That's the thing. Okay. I've only had it at a restaurant. Okay. I make him at home all the time. You can get them at the grocery store now not row or do you? I'm on the grill. We go back to grill grill. Anything it's already. Yeah. Yeah. With that some of that kind of carbon in their exactly some of the carcinogens some cancer has I try to cook pan. And they did not. On me because I can't cook for anything. I've cooked them that way too. But they are more difficult burn really really easily in the cutting. Stick the grill is. Okay. Now that is twice that you've made that sound. I don't think I can get her voice. Yeah. Krill, new guys. Real people go up that high when they're lying or defensive about something that you were just like. What you still have the same you still in the same location? You know that your big TV star. Did you move? I've bought a house. You did get a house, and it's close to here. And so this is the other joke that I've been saving till seeing you guys job excited about is. I'm always driving by to go up Fulton to my house. And I'm always seeing you guys outside. And I have that moment of do. I roll down the window and scream like like an idiot. I'm so far. Every time. It's just like. Like to myself alone in the car windows up Jimmy roll the window down a litter. Fly. Now, you'll know now you'll feel coming love it. You'll feel to come in. I saw a guy walking on the corner today, and I decided to lay on my horn for way, too long to your I'm gonna say confusion. Got it eventually. But I you did not know look at your face was what the fuck is this guy doing because I didn't do when you hear a car honking. You're like what is this guys problem? Nothing was happening. There was no reason to be honky it no one was loaded. My friend. Thanks, very aggressive. Regressive neighborhood. I had a guy honk at me and flipped me off. Yeah, I'm the same corner right here the corner but this corners dangerous man, it's better than in the old days. There was the sky who would drive by and you would roles window down on yell. The F word at me. Very offensive are over. Days are over me that just happened to me like two weeks ago. Fairness you had a dick in your mouth. Right. I should have gone into ours. Where does it happen Garin outside my apartment? What's had some guys said? Yeah. Hey, whatever drive on my me. And my friend said in the corner. What the hell yeah. What's so out about that slur? And that's the tuition is like, you know, you do happen to be gay. But how does that guy? No. I I don't know. I was wearing rainbow hot pants probably stepbrother played into it. So I think it was Halloween. Oh, no, no, no. It was a Monday. Lauren ashes hair, she's got to get to the set. Oh boy. Get no guys that she's on this TV show called superstar. Which is very very funny. It's over there. They got that America Ferrara is on that Colton Dunn is over there are friend, Laura Nash, Steve AG popped up once or twice. He's been in a bunch. There's more of him to come. And it was the star. Ben Feldman film. I want to say, Ben Silverman. But that that's wrong. Obviously, there's another June. I'm Ben Feldman who I saw do John Ross byways. Very good. Yeah. The stage reading and then the kid that played big head on Silicon Valley. Did the extended run very good? Phil spector. Yeah. The Phil spector role. Yeah. That was great who head. Yeah. I wish I knew that guy's name that actor or sorry. This is name played big head on Silicon Valley. Which one is big head. This will help you out the one with the big head. The first season of that show was like they're super dumb friend who works at Hooghly and Josh Brener. Josh Brennan better. He didn't you gotta stumbled into idea that. Every episode of Silicon Valley, right? Basically. That's nice. A lot of funny. A lot of funding. Ashes here. Speaking of funny. Lauren ashes here. Yeah. She'll get lunch superstore that's over on the national broadcasting company, which I I I hear that we're we're boycotting because Pete Davidson offensive joke. I didn't even see what happens. This is the fact that you liberals have the fucking balls to make fun of a guy with an eye patch that guy he made a joke. He made a joke, and these mother fuckers that tolerate every thing that Donald Trump has said every file evil fucking thing. He said, whether he's inciting people have beat up the media. The media is the enemy or making fun of that blatantly make him onto the handicapped or a rape survivor. Fuck you, that's what was joke about the eye. Patch? Was it something about like he was he was doing a thing. Where like they were. He was just showing he's the whole premise of this is why it's crazy. The whole premise of the biz like he doesn't know anything about anything. So he's just he's like, let's go through some of these candidates and he's just completely superficial. Like, hey, this guy looks like have you? Chiseled Bruce Willis out of a candle or something. What was that of a p? But yeah, so I guess this guy with an eye patch. And the joke is is like it's a dumb guy making fun of someone who doesn't know anything about him. But the guy's got an ipad. So he just I don't even remember the joke. But it doesn't look like a ca- congressman he looks like a Soviet a porn movie. Or I forget what it was. Twitter because he goes, well, I guess that's where calling comedy and I'm like, I'm not the baiting. Whether it's funny or not that's objective. What is ridiculous is the clutching the pearls, right? Will you tolerate this behavior pack rec-? I thought you were going to say there was like a skull fucking joke or something something extreme. It's just oh he looks like what? Oh, come on. It was it looks like a pirate or something. It was like he looks like a hitman from a porn. That's it. Yeah. And again, whether you find it funny that that's not even the obvious jokes. So FOX the always way to go. It was so offensive. And I heard I patch. I went I was like all this has got to be like something extreme just mad that he made fun of a Republican like that. He's just showed a picture of a Republican and says he's going through a devastating harbory. Let's give PD Dave a little break. Yeah. I mean, he's there's upside. I. Died. His heritage shockingly great. You know, I heard he was so upset it actually just went black guys. Yeah. Stress thing. I did find that entire segment. Funny, though, you did. Yeah. I I'm not a big fan of his. But that made me laugh, I think like. We don't have to get into it. I don't need needlessly. Take shots at that guy. He's fine. But but there was some good writing in that. And that's fine. Global and said he's going through a tough time right now that the young lady broke, his heart. The need to earnestly address it in the thing. I feel he has to because becomes such a huge because he made such a big stink about how. Well, he did that promo that then she went on a. By the way, which I get bad people around the internet say say boy, he took a shot at her. It was not an area. But said he made a joke about himself. Yes. Like asked the musical guest Mary Hammond. She's like, no he's like three. Yeah. Which I don't even understand that joke. What's the other one? Oh, that's probably what they thought was. So funny. There's some other would I'm sure that conversation. It's just I. It says he's this girlfriend or says one of these idiots who just proposes to everybody thinks I think so let's take a shot. He knew that. Like, I'm topping out. You know what I mean? Like, he's like this is it like didn't. He basically said as much it was like I got to try and lock it down. And what's the worst that can happen? I ended on the street. Why don't you live? I don't mean to be the hate. Why don't you get on? Jay, Leno grandmother thing. Of course. But you run a situation comedy on NBC short. You know, here's the deal is that there's actually some some at the beginning of this and other season there were there. They put out a things they who do you want to host? And there was actually quite a lot of Twitter that was saying Lauren, which was very very flattering. But I just don't think I'm famous enough. I don't think they care. You have to have something else going on the star. Maybe and you have to be not only the star. But usually you have to have something else going like a film, or you know, what I mean. Yeah. Because they I mean why why couldn't America host? I mean, she's a big star. She's what a million awards. She's a lead on a show. That's a great point. Right. If she I could see her getting the call, right? She had a movie to promote that would make sense 'cause hit TV show, then a movie like that all adds up. But yeah, it's it's it's tough. Gotta be. What what that's ridiculous now on your own network. I know that's that is ridiculous. No. Yeah. You go up there grinding it out. You know, I'm sweating on the streets doing the Wendy Williams shows, you know, of the great shows. But you know, what? I mean, I'm like how many shows do I have to do I've done that young golden O'Brien show three times. I I can do it. You've I know that wasn't did you realize? Over there for that. Then because that's sanity maker. Yeah. I don't know. Hope you stick this the right way on the tonight show. You are not the lead guest. No. But you are the perfect second-guessed. You're on a situation comedy. You've proven. You could do it. You're very funny that let's bed. That's a bad Booker. That's bad looking. Well, I'm sure this is going to help my. 'cause now that I've probably been been complaining about I'm the one that's saying that it's a ridiculous. All you said was I can't get on the show. Have you done Seth Meyers? Yes. Okay. Yeah. So I mean had a great time got all the they've got everything they need the paperwork in order. All right. They've got my signature in blood on some paper on. I don't get it. I don't know that. I don't like it. I appreciate that. There's new house. You gotta support. We gotta get you on Falun. Right. You know, how to throw a ping pong ball in a Cup. Exactly, I can live sing like the rest of them. I've done let's sync battle. This is the thing that program, Ben Feldman, and I just shot it a few weeks ago. We shot an episode of that program, which was insane. Yeah. It's an amazing experience. I have to say you show up, and it's like, so what do we have like a week of hersal? And it's like, no, no, they literally taught me Corey like dance real full dance. Choreography in about twenty minutes, thirty minutes. She rehearse it on the stage twice, and then you get into heroin makeup and costume. And you have one go, wait. Why? Oh, oh my God. I it was a blur. I don't even the actual performance. I ended and then L O cool. Jake was always how do you feel? And I was like I don't remember the last two minutes of my life like I live. But it's a hole in my memory. It's crazy. I mean, it was amazing. But it's it's it's a well willed machine over there. I gotta say are the lyrics on prompt or for you. They are now. But but I will also say you're so awry wasn't was so crazed guide. Maybe I read the maybe I didn't. I don't know what happened. I'm not allowed to tell Derek. Yeah. Probably hit a scoop. It's a duet. No, no. So you are you're bad. Okay. Got it. So Hugh do on then he does one. I wanted to aid you. I know the songs related songs are not related, but they're both by female song stresses. So we'll give you that. Okay. All right. Well, let's learn ashes here she's taking time away from contemporary or. Both. I mean can temporarily classic. So from two thousand and three post post ninety s how about that? Okay. Yeah. How about that? How about it Lauren? Let's take a break. Let's take a break. Matt we make a lot of jokes about firing Garin replace him. And the best way to handle that once we do have the balls to finally fire. The son of a bitch is to go to ZipRecruiter dot com slash part of. It's the only way to hire. I don't know if you've heard that anywhere else. Maybe at the end of a previous commercial who've done for these guys. But if you're hiring, I don't know why you would use any other system because these guys take care of it. It's a one stop shop for all the ball. The resumes say could ever want all the all the best candidates? There's these other jobs sites met that they send you to. They sent me a ton of wrong resumes. Not want them to that bullshit. No. I don't need a a second job. 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I mean, we could get into a larger debate, which is that you know, everything that happens down here fix Canada directly. But but what I do is I go home to vote in any Canadian election, Idaho. Even a municipal election, I will travel home or I'll send a ballot. So I very committed to voting where I can feel like that's all you can do all you can do. So let your country that you're from new product candidate. Isn't you know, you got situations where you've had conservative candidates who've maybe had some odd points of view. We've we've got one. Now, we've got one of the Ford brothers now is the premier of Ontario, which is a real disaster. If you thought his crack smoking mayor brother was bad. This guy is was as a known drug dealer. Where do you think rob Ford is getting the crack the answer is his brother, Doug? Yeah. This is this is back. This is not like conjecture like this is a fact and now he is the premier voluntary. Oh, and he's doing he's doing real fun Trumpy slash and burn type stuff, which is great like why not remove sex Ed from schools for no reason out of nowhere. He he won by campaigning on bucket beer that was his campaign was like because in Canada, we tax alcohol not crazy, but we tax in. That's how you pay for things like schools and roads and all those things and so he was like liquors too expensive. If you elect me, I will lower the tax on beer, and it will be a dollar a beer. That's that's like a high school election, right prodigy. We'll put a Bank machine in pizza for everyone. For everyone beer. Yeah. It's a nightmare someone at our office door, and we should oh see what this is. We have a surprise. Also if my phone rings at any point I expecting to make an appointment with Dr. So right have to pick up the phone. Oh, yeah. But let's go back to Canadian politics Garrett who's out there. It's probably just to deliver. Really would the time change it could be anybody early. Yeah. Right thinking that it's an hour later sting could point. What would that be right? But they'd be earlier there'd be late. Now if. Early early right because it it should be if they think it's a to- forty-seven, right? It's actually eleven flavor show up here at our spring forward. Fall back that's on the that's under the one of the things we vote on the country goes. Eliminates the daylight savings time, we agree to do that. Good idea. Yes. All right. Yes. Canada. You're not a lot of European sure. No just feels like it's going to get all messy. But anyway, by the way, Chimi it's daylight saving time. That's what I said. I didn't say yes, I say this. I think so. By the way, there was like, I it's not fucks. You. I saw like a, you know, how like websites like the Daily Beast or how they have like it looks like an article, but it's a sponsored post or whatever. Yes. I saw one the other day that it was like, you you won't be able to you you need this light to beat daylight savings time. I'm like first of all it's daylight saving time. A second of all this is not the time. When you need the light. It's the other one is the opposite. It's it's lighter earlier on this one. So why would you need the light now late in the afternoon because it gets dark early it has to precious people, but they were saying to wake up wake up without Ross. Yeah. Dumb like get out of here. I would I prefer it dark in the morning and the later did lettering after the horse because you sleep late. I'm out in early p t it's today. So I understand what you're saying. Yeah. Yeah. That's early very early. Yeah. What's your least call? You've had on this superstore, six o'clock. That's stupid. Right. It's tough. Six o'clock is a heart is hard, six o'clock is hard. It's because you're you're getting up at five for some reason. Seven doesn't feel as bad. It's that one hour is really anything else seven eight, but but six it feels like didn't human human. And it's those days where you go in the dark, and then you come home in the dark, which is what this time of year does in in. What we do is. If you do a twelve thirteen hour day, you're getting out. You're like, oh, it's six o'clock, and you open the door to the studio and you're like, and it's pitch black again. And then that was weird that it's like a depresses you. It's just it's it's odd. It's odd to like I'm going to work in the door. And I'm going home in the dark, and I work in the dark essentially in a dark studio, right and thirteen hours. Now, you're not I'm asking for the listener right before sun, many many acting jobs for. A few more. But you're not working that whole thirteen hours. You're going to you're dressing room. You're relaxing a little bit. Yeah. Listen and also like we are pretty good. We the longest we usually do is twelve maybe thirteen that's very very rare for us. We're very lucky we do more like ten eleven hours long day. It is. But in the world that we're in we're very spoiled. And yeah, you're not necessarily working whole time. It really depends on the day. You know, you could be like today. I I'm going in for you know, one seen today, which will be quick, you know, in and out in three hours. Maybe which is fun. It's then it feels like you got a part time job. You gotta go work a shift. But yeah, the no I mean, there's I listen I've also learned to nap I can nap anywhere prior to working in TV. No, you need like quiet and dark. No, no, no now can close my eyes pretty Mike at nap right now, if I just sit back, you know, what I mean like, I will I won't I won't. I'm here. I'm here. I'm present. But it does become one of those things where you learned that skill because you may have like, oh, I've got like a good forty minutes. I can crush this. Does that? To watch by the bracelet. She's she comes from sketch. Matt you in that in that regard it now does that happen because you've been on the air a few years like year one would you have been able to nap or he stressed out about your lines? And so on and so forth it's gotten easier because the other thing that I find too is is that I over the course of doing it consistently and I worked up in Canada. And I bet other shows here, but but now I'm at the point where it's like. Yeah. You can look at the lines. And like, okay, I got it. Like, it's like a muscle. So yes. So I don't panic as much anymore before I used to like, really prep one. I was like night before highlighting running lines. And they're now kind of like get it when I get there really good for you. But it's it's again, if I think if I took six months off it go, you know, what I mean? You know what I mean? It's like, you learn I learned French in high school, it's gone now, you know. If you don't exercise pretty much a lot of it's gone. I can understand I can hear more than I can speak. If that makes sense, I can understand more. But if I had to respond I'd be lost. We didn't know the three drum pedal. Cirque du sure comes comes up. We used to do. S Kazuya I lay of Vaclav toilet or something is like can I go to the toilet that? No, no. No Angeles toilet. Well, Los Angeles. I told that depends on where you live in Jimmy ROY area. And I know you've got this new house of yours, sir. Sounds like you're north of us north of us. Yes. North of you. Yes. Interesting. Yeah. You know, what's depressing? You guys got the ring app. The ring the doorbell that has a camera on it. And you're connected to all your neighbors. And they use the things has depressing. There's a video that was going around about this guy. Who is you know, stumbling beer bottle enhanced stealing pumpkins off of People's Front steps with his small daughter. Oh, she was maybe like seven or eight it looked like I was like this and multiple places multiple people. Like, this is I don't know. What's worse cheat teaching your child to steal or the fact that you're probably drunk driving? Yeah. I have a question about this. Because I so if more than one person has the ring doorbell thing, you have like a website or something you can sign up for the ring neighborhood watch. And then with a sometimes it goes. Like thirty minutes away from me, why can change the distance because I keep getting stuff, and I'm like, this is not pertinent to my life. You're you're up by the airport. Yeah. Airport life. It can happen by the way, someone dropped a suitcase on your head. That's apply to me. Yeah. Store next door is even more annoying because I feel like it's like I'm a hairdresser looking for work in pottery. On your Facebook. But the thing about this this this ring up with this. This guy stealing this stuff isn't the house across the street from me. And again, I've only been in my house if you month's house across the street from me, all of a sudden started putting up these decorations, and I started noticing it was similar to the ones that this guy had been stealing these video guide. All of a sudden, I was like, oh my gosh. I live across from the feves. What am I going to do? Then this little girl runs out with our puppy at one point. She's like yelling at this poor puppy. And I'm like, she seems maladjusted this all checks out viewing this whole situation. Literally I end up like like trying to compare. Then I meet the woman who owns the house, and I'm like, she's older. Could it be her adult son in these videos? You know, he's probably still living at home. Title short. Yeah. I did some deep digging into the video with the scarecrow that I saw about stolen, and it was different. Okay. So then I was like this thing is making its getting the pitchfork coming out in me. And I don't like it. Yeah. Because then I'm Tara. But then I'm like would they steal on their own street answer? Probably. No, right. No you site. Yeah. You can't get high on your own supply. I yeah. I think that that app thinker and things like next door encouraged that kind of thinking in ways that like people wouldn't even but like, suddenly you have the ability. And then suddenly everyone's like, what are these kids doing? I'm like, I don't know their trick or treating probably. Somebody came to the door with a clipboard, and it was like, maybe they were canvassing for something. There's always that to this day. They came seem suspicious, but right come on. I wasn't expecting anybody. Right. So therefore it's suspicious that someone would come to my home. We did have a lady who put a plate for you. This is this came to my home that came guest yesterday, and this is not worth doing. Well, you're pulling it up. I'll tell you. We had a situation with that where we we had a reverse package thief. This guy shows up in a uniform leaves a box on our door. I'm like what the hell is this? Now turns out my wife ordered something from Amazon. Oh, what the hell seem suspicious going on up to relation with this guy. What's happening here? Children. Even my children. Here we go. This is these people this bullshit look at this bullshit. Woman. About know. What's next? I she has a question, and she's just literature. Looking just standing. Oh, yes. He's wait before you earn is look around. Nobody home look at this bullshit. This woman. I can't see it because. Hello really now. She wants to know. That would literally make me panic. True flavor about three days. What was she doing staking out the house come on? We're not there. There's all that certain. But was two thirty in the afternoon. And yes, remember, they were staking us out. My guess is it was on a Sunday afternoons, they would probably, you know. Hey, come and join our church. That's probably that's my guess, we all of that my neighborhood. The most action I've had was also put up these security cameras around the house, which I'm again because I'm terrified human we in week. I've moved in with a boyfriend. I mean, again, we've we haven't caught up in a good time. A good time. I know it's always somebody new vastly island as I recall past the islands. Boy. When I got this alert at four o'clock in the morning. There's a person in the backyard, wait a minute. That's what. What does a person has been detected? And I'm like, oh my God. It's happening. There's so many here. I click on the video. It's a possum. Horrible. Possum pronunciation issue? Yeah. It if it's if it just tech something big at assumes. It's a person that feels like a flaw. They should have like shape detection. That's a little more Hossam shit possible. But here's the thing. If it's close enough to the camera. Right. That's the other thing. Like, there was a moth that flow, the Gorski. But you think use a plane crashing into your house? Oh, yeah. You're coming for you guys. Come Jim come in one off at a time. My son did this to make me ache. He thought it was scary. But it was. It was weird. But it may be laugh. We I have a Mike Meyers from Halloween mask that I've had for twenty something years. And so he put it in the back yard on a basketball facing the camera. So that when there was some sort of movement back there, I would activate I would go. Hey, it was because the backyard's the one that I have on high alert different settings where because that's if if something's in the backyard something's going down. Oh, if they if there's moving on the side of the house, maybe the neighbor go into their backyard something's up so it ended up being it goes. Three. So I turn it on. And it's a kitty cat walking up and looking at them. I had not known that. Mike myers. What the fuck? What does it worked perfectly? And then I I laughed like crazy because I see what that is. And then, but I loved it. The cat was like walking the cat looking at then moves on. That's funny. That's a great prank. It was great. It's a great got me. Yeah. Simple. But affective. Yes. Have you ever? It sounds like you might be one of these people, but have you ever gone into the comments on people post in the neighborhood one? First of all it is addictive sits the did the ad to read what's going on. But yeah, it's crazy. It's the worst people. It's like just shut ins with nothing else to do. That'd be like these children are trying what what's your favorite one? What was this? The the subject line. Oh, north Hollywood drug addicts doing their drugs. Druggies? Classic drugs. Like this was like how to ring in there on their apartment, but it faced a courtyard, right? But like not a locked courtyard. Apparently. So like, you just see these people come into the little enclosed courtyard and they're looking around, and then you guys like, yes. Like, he does like a fist pump like he's psyched. No one's around. Let's do our drugs. We're north Hollywood drug users. Yeah. But no, there was another one where these kids came up to a door, and they're like what are these suspicious children doing, and then and then the long description of it, even though we can watch the video, but the person who posted it wrote like a full paragraph of just like data, and then one of them has a shirt that says family on it. How ironic that's what that's what they wrote. Doda families. Little or financial huge method. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This wasn't this wasn't even the north. Hollywood drug users some teenagers in Burbank. And so a bunch of paranoid posts later. Someone guy goes oh, actually that shirt. That's says family is the high school football team. They all have that shirt. It's it's for they're on the team. They're probably selling those things that football teams due to raise money for whatever. And then that fell on completely deaf ears. The next comment was like well last year, someone came to my door rang the doorbell and ran away. I'm like, okay. Well, that's not even relevant. What a horrible experience so sorry worth typing like the ones that we had with that was before about the house the house side empty for a while. Okay. And so we bought the house, and then wasn't we hadn't moved in yet. And I we went over and the hose have been pulled into the pool. And then there was all this like bright purple like, a really high end shampoo all over the the ground. And I'm like, oh my gosh. I think homeless people have but coming back here to bathe set really care about their hair color because this is like a nicer of Chevy or whatever. And I was like, well, you know, the house has been empty. We can't blame them whatever. So the next day my boyfriend's waiting for like the gas guy to come or something, I'm at work. He's sitting in an empty house in a lawn chair because that's the timeframe rat at this point. And this woman comes as just hall and hose into the backyard, and so he kind of walks out, and then she sees him. And she goes, oh, I'm sorry. I was just gonna use your water to. Bathe. He said, and then she kind of was like, I think she's kind of like is he going to let me like this. This. Anyway, I understand, but but you need to leave and not come back. And so then he kind of like, you know, she retreated, and he kind of followed to make sure she left so keep host this on the ring app. And basically says what I've just said said I sternly asked her to leave the hatred. We got Ono for a couple of people who are like that could be your mother one day, you should show more compassion. Goes to the strange vagrant. Sorry, please up shop, take your shower. Use your nice shield mind me, I just moved in here own this land, but apologize for inconveniencing you and your schedule tickets. Yes. Sternly asked her to leave. You know, you make God, do you whatever have compassionate for you one day. And I was like, wow. I have compassion for the person who. Any artist not a shower? It's a ludicrous thing to say, it's a ludicrous that this is just the bigger thing. And we all know this. And it's like, it's it's it's it's our lives now. But it bears repeating it's so easy when you're behind a keyboard to just it feels good. I'm anonymous. I'm going to shame this person. I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm better than them. And I'm going to let them know. And it's gonna make me feel good and superior. But it's like it's too easy to do that when you're just typing something I feel like that. Should you should have to post like your address and for maybe then there does have it? But like, you should here's my full name and contact information joining with this like really condescending like rude comments. So that like you're accountable for it would like her address. So I can send this homeless person. Oh, good by all means. Yeah. Water bills to guys. I mean, listen, I'm a new time lured mercy. Got to save. Where you got you got a lot of new bills. You get insurance. You've got alarm company axes. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Property property tax twice a year. Yeah. It's a lot of the credit card, by the way in get the points points. Also, do a new credit card. You can get cashback. Oh. Our friendship Chinnery has a website like chips money tips and those big ones like sign up for a credit card. You make the minimum with that property tax payment. Because usually it's like the property Texas, more than whatever the amount, you spend is and then you get the cash back, and then the extra you got to spend like an extra two point five percent or whatever on because it's credit card. Right. Getting so much cash back on the credit card that it's worth it. Again. These are chips money tips shifts money tips. This is great. Yes. It's all it's all great stuff. Yeah. Now, that's smart. What was this along those lines? I discovered a new a new thing that's kind of like that. It's called Mr. must money moustache. It's a group of people who we do chips money tips here. Okay. You take that mustache. Hey, karen. I said the same joke. I will now eat a gun. But basically their their whole thing is like they they cut all their expenses to the bone. So that they're like retiring at thirty or thirty five bought their houses up. They do though unlike I'm sort of a fan of Dave Ramsey, but unlike him, they actually do also what chip talks about which is taking advantage of the credit cards and getting all the if they're going to give you stuff, you might as well get it sort of a situation share that. Because I think it seems. We as Americans consume a lot of stuff, and we love our credit cards, and we don't save as much as we ought to. And if we did these are folks who they have reasonable jobs, they're making like sixty grand a year or more. And and they're able to retire and have kids at like thirty thirty five years old. It's kind of it's kind of crazy, Colorado. These what is this called Ricky's mustache monopoly? Mr. Mr. money moustache, Mr. money, must Mr. money moustache. It's money. Anything worse than retiring at thirty five like with the phone. Do anything anything you want Matthew? I know. But I that's what I do. Now. But but mentioned that you that you don't have to worry about where you live. You don't have to worry about the end. Then you can do your pottery with your hairdressing, right? All right. He's looking for work. That's not this miss this. I know I don't mean to like, I know I'm very lucky that I have a job that I love doing. And it's not like really worked to me. It's also not like work. And doesn't require time. But yeah, but I'd ever understood that it's like, I don't know. Just like can't you find something? But what do you like to retire doesn't necessarily mean that you don't do anything could be that you have enough money that you can retire spent like like a decade, you're not? They have one dollars in the Bank because I didn't. Yeah. I just I think there is something I don't know people are different. But like I do feel like things you need a purpose. I'd be like everyone kind of needs some kind of. And I also feel like sometimes you need the motivation when it's not always fun like even this job, which is a very fun job. There's parts of it. That are stressful in difficult, sometimes and. Chevy is pointing to. Oh, okay. All the way round. Sure. Difficulty. But yeah, you know. If you need to make a living. It's like that's kind of. I don't know. I've said that about stand up comedy that anybody that comes from money. We'll never be a good stand up because they don't you don't need. You don't need to do a shit gig to pay rent you need to do those gigs become a better comedian. So if you come from money, it's like I'm not going to differ a hundred dollars to fuck. No need to do for a hundred dollars for the money. But what about my favorite comedian, Eric Trump? He's great. And he never had a very juniors even funnier. And those guys are great. Once we start respecting those to chuckle brothers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Out and kill harmless animals. Business. Oh that reminds me Garin 'cause when you were talking about the the farm where you can pet things you can also do that. There's a petting zoo part of the LA zoo, just go to the LA zoo. You know? I haven't been there in a long time since they did the remodel recently beautiful job checkout. Nice go co host their auction anymore. Otherwise, it's still I can't. Yeah. Don't support that they had slash do a concert last year instead of having me pulled an auction. Wow. Wow. Good luck guys. Where was he performing? In the snake bit come on guys name. Fit at the zoo. Some. All right. That's an locker spent though, you know, that you know, he's from the state, but he's in guns and roses again, boy, he's also got his with miles. Kennedy says own slash and slash and the all stars or somebody's conspirators third is a very good great center grazing. Wasn't. He also in like audio slave or one of those stupid super groups that weren't very good. Yes. Which one was it not maybe it wasn't audience leave. It was the other one Myles Kennedy or slash slash supernova. Super Rockstars of Renova. Go wasn't hut. It wasn't wasn't that Gobi band. Who's Gilby Clarke who is the cousin Rosas? Also, great money tips. Clark gillies. All the revolver velvet rope. Stone. Temple pilots. Yes. Scott Weiland slash and most of the ex under like, I think Matt storm was the drummer maybe my wrong. I don't know. That's one of the few albums island. There you go. Slash work. That is that is an odd. Yeah. I don't know. There's there must have been one song that I heard that. I really liked and so I grabbed that and the rest of the album is fine. And I've never listened to it again. Let me go around the horn on the chicken there either over there. That's behind the pop culture that's about it. But OPA dot com. That's a friend Garin Cockrel. Now, Gary what else is going on with you? I know that you're busy Hawkin code. I went to see Nobody's Fool over the weekend. Yeah. You won't stop rave about it. It's hilarious. I laughed a lot. I wonder if it's a situation that I went in thinking it was going to be because it's not gonna hide renews. Nope. I laughed at it. Parents movie with Tiffany haddish. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's weird is there's another movie called Nobody's Fool with Paul Newman. Just got really good. Yeah. This one was enjoyable could have partly been the crowd. I was with could've pulsa partly been some good humor in the movie. It was north Hollywood druggies and using their drugs. And using their drugs theater. What now that poor girl, Tiffany haddish? She's going through a tough patch. She just cannot find a role can't work at work. Hollywood has spoken. We're not interested Tiffany get that multi can carbon comeback is. What she over nine movies this week? Now, suddenly like that. It's also on a couple of shows to what there's a TBS show that she was on as well with Tracy Morgan. I want to say on the guest book. No, no, this was this was a series. Well, she was on the the guy gets out of prison or something comes home and has two reacclimated. Listen, I respect she's hitting while the irons hot. She's getting that. It's like, let's do this while we can which I respect. But I'm also like, you know, you gotta be careful with the for to you know, what I mean. Fatigue. You'll little selectives. I mean, it sounds like this movie is good. And you don't wanna do snow dogs dogs creeping up on you go Cuba. Gooding do snow dogs tomorrow. But you're not an Oscar winner. We here you did. He win the Oscar. Now, you must know he won before. But he had shot it before. Like that was the whole joke shots. No dogs, then got nominated for an Oscar one. And then snow dogs came out. It just I feel timing that tiny. Maybe that's the one where you pay the studio not to release it. It's delay. It just another six months, even I feel like would have been helpful. But they wanted that Oscar, of course, cash Kubat Gooding junior was that a Disney movie it must have been. I think so well, they showed him the money. That's fun. New to the show, we just have fun here. And a lot of laughs what Disney film? What else Garin? Did you? Good to go. See the bohemian rhapsody Garin. No. I did not not NBC that did you. I can't wait. I haven't seen it. It's getting horrible reviews is it, and I can nitpick it. If I wanted to it's phenomenal. It is two hours and fifteen minutes where for me, I was either smiling or crying while. And if I I suppose quarter if I was not there with Oliver or maybe a packed movie that I'm not sure which one stopped me. I may have been a sobbing mess. Wow. That's how my God. But, but but from exhilarating like and Russell said the man I don't wanna ruin he's is what does he doesn't die in screen? They don't have that. Don't put Kenna that'd be a snuff film. You can't show right? Goes up. It's great. It's really great. It's really really I mean, you can nitpick it to death. What's his name? I hear is does. Oh brother now is he great. Yeah. That was supposed to be Sasha baron Cohen that for a second talk about bad reviews. I mean, you could argue he may be looks like if you just take the two guys, but everything I see this guy looks so right for at least also the right height such burn cones like a foot taller ready like you would have been. But I never knew that wasn't tall because he's such a larger than life guy is his persona claim on Wikipedia that he's five nine or five ten rather. One of the two. There's no way Sasha. I was at the five hundred five seven five mercury for oh. In the online dating world. Yeah. Five ten is is five. Question to me. It sounds like you weren't ready for Freddie now. God. Are you insist growing this? That's the that's the band's catch red is your you ready for FREDDY. Freddie. That's what they went out. Every time something you came up. You saw the poster for the show are no poster little video come up on one of my social media feeds, and you know, how it's something that it's like there's no talking. It's just like a series of images, and they're they're the, you know, the, whatever the subtitle it. It was talking about Freddie, Mercury and about his childhood and the teeth and everything and about how he was self conscious. And then it said that when he would became bloomed into the, Freddie Mercury. We all know that part of the reason he was such a good singer was that his teeth allowed him to harmonize in a certain way got four extra teeth. So therefore, there's more cavernous so. Yes. That's what it is see made it sound like the wind was whistling. Laura. But that makes sense that he would have more space school. I never knew he had extra teeth about by the way, I learned that from the movie, and I'm guessing that's one of the things that well, actually, that's not true either. Because there's a lot of. Well, the one thing I read that. I thought was because I I remember people criticize the trailer. And I was like, hey, don't criticize the trailer for not getting into his love life, wait for the movie. But now the movies out and people like it doesn't really go into goes into it. It does people saying because there's a lot of that bullshit. Like, if you if you if you come away from it thinking, they didn't go into it. You're fucking at eight. Okay. Do you literally have to see a man's, dick? And then asked to go, oh, they're having gay sex in that other room. Don't have to. But I'd like to well. Yeah. Again, this is not the movie that you want. See I've seen those two ridiculous. You're going out of your way to ignore it that right, or maybe they just wanted it to be more about that than we get it. Well, that's I mean, it's an interesting aspect of his life. I would say it was it's covered in my opinion. That's covered. I would have preferred they go into his childhood some more. Yeah. But again, it's it's not a movie about it's about Queen bright Rao. Granted he's the most just send me that. You're right. You know? But then that's the the catalyst why they became famous, and they you know, what I saw because of this movie coming out. I saw an article that mentioned this one clip, I did not know this existed or was available. It's very easily available on YouTube, which one the first time Queen ever performed before performed under pressure live in Montreal native. That's great. I'd never seen it before. Crazy. Crazy good. I mean, it's a professionally shot film. So it's like, it's not some bootleg, and it sounds. I mean, like just unbelievable to hear that song live into think about the fact that they'd never done a live before. Obviously, he's not there. But they got the drummer singing the backup arts, and it's how good God damn good ban. They were very good. Yeah. The works. I know that's for the Queen fan. But I love it. I looked pretty mercury solo L Mr. bed guy loved it. When it came out. Need to revisit that. It's great. There's not a bad ripe union. There's not a bad song of that. Yeah. But it could've used the Brian May well help like it could be a little more edgy. We had a solo when did that come out eighty five ish eighty four eighty five. Hm? You remember that sound that came out post humus too much level kill you? Remember that song that Queen song? Too much. Love will kill you. Don't I came out after he died, but I'll never forget when it came out because my mother said and it did oh. Oh, yeah. I was like what I mean. Even as a child at the time. I was like, I don't know. Anyway. Yeah. I'm done. He did. Yeah. Too much. And that's in the movie. Where do you think the if I wanted to buy Queen final, which should I get what would be the I wanna get you? Don't think you're an honest to God, I'd be the asshole and get greatest hits in grits volume, two or queens or coordinate at the opposites. So I kinda wanna hear deep cuts. Well, the night at the opera. I I love the works of the opera of the works. I like kind of magic I like the miracle. I liked their later day stuff more than their early stuff later or not. But I do like that. My mother also used to sing that anytime. My mom was a single mom, and we drive around my hometown. And if there was a wedding happening. She would start. Yeah. Interesting upbringing anyway. Effect on your future line effect at all not own a great baseline, Ben great band. Never saw him with Freddie Assam with Paul Rodgers and some of that them Lambert, but never saw with the Freddie Mercury. I'm in China. I'm in Adam Lambert suppose, close as you can get a, Freddie Mercury. I think I would have preferred George Michael I liked when George Michael sang with them at that the attribute he would interest. He would have been phenomenal Paul was a whole different thing. That was just a Rodgers and Queen that was just a couple of people poking up. Revolver of the Queen. Yes. Lineage does a great job. Well, the guy that guy that does the vocals in part of this movie. Mark something I think his name. Yeah. I heard they took him the Rami Malik voice. And Freddie, mercury's force end this third guys voice kind of like mixed them altogether to make the. Yeah. That's well. There's third guys voice to us for like when he's at rehearsals because they don't have footage of, Freddie, when it's alive stuff for what I read was that, that's FREDDY. And then there's there's some Rami stuff. Hersal stuff. This other guy who if you look up his videos online is phenomenal. Here's the star of Queen was the star of the Queen extravaganza was sanctioned by Queen. Then there you go. Well, they also sanctioned that musical we will rock you you guys ever see that one didn't hold dear talked about this before the we will rock, you might musical. No. Oh my gosh. You guys are awful. It is so bad there is characters named skirmish. And yeah. Literally, they would change some of the lyrics and again, this was approved. I believe by Brian May I mean he was a part of this in. Killer queen. They changed some lyrics like, sir. Instead of like, just like Marianne Tonet just like Mary surfing on the internet is one of. Yes. The whole. It was awful and the whole premise is. They find an old what is this piece of plastic because it said in the future? Gets a VHS tape. Tape of the bohemian rhapsody music video and they're in America watching this, and they go we have to go to Wimbley stadium. Let's get on our bikes. And then there's like a whole cycle race. And then all of a sudden. A character named Galileo wasn't. Here's the thing. But he mean rhapsody the song rhapsody, which you could write an entire musical just give it all to you not in the musical. What's not in the musical? They play it at the very end after the show is done in the encore number. They play it. Then I was like bohemian Russia's all you need. Which is what you need a whole story. Just have to expand. That's cuts. Colonel shredded the character future, where music doesn't exist. Literally. I was it was I realize I'm asking me right now. But I think I'm getting ASMAR about her talking about. Good. Then it's finally working at finally getting your thing is you just need someone to describe a terrible. Interesting mama Mia. We'll get to that one next. By the way. Make no mistake if we will rock you comes to tell you. I'm going, oh, I think they stopped doing it. I think it was so that, but if it does if they ever bring up even t- high school productive to see this thing because it was I just remember. And I for some reason I had gotten front row tickets. I'd gotten them through somebody. But it was too close. This like just gong show. And they're like, they're spitting on me. Surreal, very surreal. We're before we started today. We were talking about do you watch us and all this weekend. No, I didn't I missed it. I just look up the off Broadway musical. What was it called divided? We stand. Yes. It's like it's a off Broadway the musical that's not afraid to go there today's divided political climate. And it's it's so funny. It's like presented as a commercial for the thing. But every is like every quote and everything is more of the nose. Musical that. Will that will leave you wondering whose parents paid for this? Really funny, though, fun. It's a lot of funny this week a lot of fun. Yeah. Yeah. Seventy five. Somebody then asshole guarantee, it's rewatch some of those old apps rose twelve to fifteen minute long meandering sketches about nothing. Well, yeah. That was really the golden age. Give me a break. Three funny things a season maybe babies in a crib. But you know, I remember there was it was just awful. I bought those boxes. That's when they came out when they were doing this season by one I'm like, I'm so excited to get into these. Because I love that cast. Virtually unwatchable longtime ago the boring. I'm like what? There's not funny. Yeah. But you know, what nine seventy five I was a kid, and it was revolutionary stating the obvious. But it was you. There's the greatest just because it was so different just different. I was too young. But I could see how it was just exciting that it's so out of the box. But. Yeah. People that watch those Phil Hartmann years or the Carver years, and they might have overlapped or same cash. Mood when the same cash. I don't know. But people go this isn't funny that the oh. I think if you look back, and if you were to watch the videos. Yeah, the Hartman years are gonna stand up. Oh, oh, yeah. That's when I started watching. Hey. Myers. Dana Carvey, Phil Meyerson Queen ethics. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Get does a Scottish voice. He's the record executive doesn't get it or whatever. Yeah. He's good. Yeah. Is it like a cameo is it that small apart? It's a pretty big seen pretty big trailer. Walk my words will never no one ever played Queen. Yes. I think he's got fuzzy hair like, Jeff Lynne looks like Jeff Lynne. Maybe that like the joke. There is that Wayne's world like revived like you hit the charts again in ninety two. That's a brilliant choice. Yeah. That's crazy. It was like it went to like it was in the top ten in ninety two because of that. But what's number one again after live at believe? Okay. Number one. Now, it's on now. They're playing it on the radio again. Because of the movie I'm good with that. Yeah. I don't think I need to hear it to me Wayne Wade's rolled ruin that song. I don't need to. But there's the joke inherits in the trailer. So I'm not giving anything away where Mike Myers in that. Character said we got to release the song. Nobody's going to be hanging. Head banging in their car to bohemian rhapsody. That's that's pretty funny. Yeah. Come on the audience gives that theater. Mike myers. The woman next to me, by the way, this older woman. This too old and they didn't shut the fuck up. And I couldn't tell them to shut up because they were old, but she turned when he downstairs that you know, he starts getting sick. Pretty she goes cancer. You to come here to I'm here or was she quoting that line in almost fire. Do you remember that? She was answer. Yeah. Yeah. That's a family scene. Are we going into the break? Elliot. And of course, a front door are early back. Hey, guys met here with some dates Lauren ashes on Twitter at Lauren ask maybe also on Instagram out of the same handle, it just searched for her on Instagram. I know she's on there. She's also on superstore NBC Thursday nights at eight pm. Enjoy at check it out. Great show was funny, and you should be watching it, and Lauren is always great so much for there to be part of it is going to be doing stand up comedy the catfish Ben casino on the thirty first of December. That's New Year's Eve in Burlington, Iowa, and you can find tickets to all of his live shows at never sorry. Jimmy, Carter dot com. Click his tore link to get links to tickets. He's also going to be in Bloomington, Indiana, that's January twenty fifth and twenty sixth. Never not funny is live matinee show on the twenty-seven. That's Sunday in Bloomington. Good to never. Good. I never not funny dot com. Click Arturo linked to get tickets for that. They may not be on sale yet, actually. So just hang tight. But we love going to Bloomington every January and we'd love to see you there. So do that. Finally, if you want a name Jimmy's two thousand nineteen tour he's having a contest to just Email a fan club at Jimmy Pardo dot com and put the subject line two thousand nineteen tour. Give him your best suggestion for his tour name. And I wonder if the winner gets. Does the winner got a poster Jimmy? What does the one? The joy, the the pride that you'll feel when you have named Jimmy's tour is what you get I guess, but I will end up on a poster and so joined that the deadline is eight PM eight AM Pacific time Elliott on the nineteenth of November. So you have a data and Pacific time. You have a little time to get that in there. But please do that. And enjoy. Now, I've saw you don't love and music again met. Yeah. You can't stop talking about it. The the base the treble all the stuff. We all listen, you know, I'm loving the vinyl again. I just got a couple of new ones over at the the amoeba records, which I'll talk I rented a next players club guys. Allen habe there. Oh, send you a little sneak peak. Okay. Sneaky, pete. And I I bought I got the new they released the Genesis self titled that has that's all on it. It also invisible touch the release that one hundred eighty grams I picked those up nice, and I'm going to listen to him on my u-turn turntable. Yeah. 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Well, eighty what's shakin baby. Yeah. So garin. Very seriously you immediately texted me and said, oh my God. This already sounds better. You stand by that. Yeah. Definitely. You learned. Beautiful blue platter. Yep. Right. Yeah. It's gorgeous. Gorgeous sounds great. Right. It's got the little handle you to lift the because not all of them come with that. That's you could you. That's an add on the lever to lift the tone arm. Yeah. Got that. It's got a nice little the dust cover to it. Do you think? It sounds great. It does sound great. You'll love it. You gotta read in the stereo. Yeah. I was one of my concerns with the other one was that. I couldn't really he wasn't wouldn't go loud. This one perfect. Love it. Okay. Have other. There's a boy that doesn't sell this thing. I don't know what does this loud guys, this one gets loud, and he loves it. And he said that with enough hitch in his voice to make you think that he's being held hostage. Talk is still little emotional about it. I don't know. I do. I'm so I'm happy to have it can't wait to listen to my new pickup. Would you hellraiser two soundtrack? He's a soundtrack. I, of course, classic rock. I know, but I'm not kidding guarantee. Texted me immediately. Yeah. With a photograph of looks. Great more. Importantly sounds great. Yeah. The u-turn turntable. I love it. I I'm not gonna lie to you. I I'm re it's one of those things we talked about it on the show like when you like if you put a mailbox up or you do something like everyday to look past it and go. Yeah. I put that up. I didn't do anything with the turntable except put it where it is. But I walked passionate go there. It is you feel pride pride. It looks good. That'll great. I almost want to rearrange my entire room. So that I can put it more. Yeah. It's visible. It's a feature. It's a featured piece. It is. It looks great and pedestal. It's where it belongs. Ample hit those sound great man, man. Oh, man is great. I was listening to that. 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I did have to let her into her apartment 'cause she locked herself out one day during the thing is nothing to elevator at my job that need to be mentioned. No. Sit back our shoe. Great guy. I'm just doing my job. Jimmy. That's not how you present. It. But the elevators down. Yeah. And so weirdly like apparently the city inspector at come. By didn't tell me he was coming. Didn't tell me he had been there. We didn't know all just all of a sudden the elevator wasn't working. I didn't discover it for like a day because nobody said anything to me, and I hadn't used the elevator. And apparently, by the way, any anybody who's looking for work. You might wanna consider becoming an elevator repair person because they don't have enough of them. Or is that true? Yes, they really don't had. Apparently, nobody wants to do this job at pays reasonably well on the only downside is they'll hire a bunch of people when there's a lot of money in real estate, and then they'll lay off a bunch of people when when the market goes down, but. It can still be regular work. So anyway, because of that it's been like actually two weeks and the last time the elevator went down. It was down for a month or two years. What I in the building. I used to live in. We have the exact same problem. And it was a. Yeah. Huge treacherous of time. We had to in our building. But then inevitably because the other one was being overused. They both go down. And yeah, it's it's a he's not wrong. It's a nightmare. May maybe a stupid question. But have you tried pressing all the buttons at once? That's a dumb question legit question. As as as a building manager. I will say that's stupid winning. It's the worst people do that. I mean only have three floors. So it's not that bad. But yet. But anyway, the thing I wanted to plant. I sit down. That's how I feel Matt stay down. I tried the the supposed- elevator hack where if you hit door close and the floor button at the same time. It turns into an express elevator. And it is a straight to that floor. I have other people in your car would go. Hey, why are we going right to fourteen? Yeah. Pretty much. So what do I do? Tell me. What I do you hit door close and the floor at the same time. You've got to do that. Is it, but you could also. Over that. Right. You got to be very covered by that in this day and age, but if it's just you you could also do it with. No shame. And no high doesn't stop at other floors on the way. But what I also then you could do it as test by yourself, but that would be helpful if you're going down, and you don't want to stop it other. I want to stop going either direction. I'm just saying it's more common. Well, no, I guess if there's multiple people in the elevator one. Yeah. I don't know. I just. Elevator. You go down the elevator. The elevator went cedar Sinai hospital is the worst because there's only six of them for eighteen floors and gazillion hospital rooms, so you're always cramped in there and it stops at every fucking floors. That would be one. Oh, what floors that heating and what's wrong? Sorry. Good luck. My LSU shot. We'll see you guys, really. But does it erase the other ones like the other ones? Let's go hit those buttons. And it can you have if the lights go out then. Yeah. Yeah. Foul mood. Oh man there. It is. Renegade by. Renegade by. Oh, really? In the area. Boston BTO. Is it the no candidate? It's not BTO. We're the guys when it gets Andy Kim next. Wait is it what's his name come up on the show ready wants to? So it's a band. Yeah. So it's not Billy squire. No. It's come up on the show. I think I think it's Billy square because I think that's songs in Billy Madison. And there's also the stroke isn't Billy Madison? So I'm well, I'm gonna tell you the gentleman who sings the song because but on this show. Gentlemen in kiss dumped. That's the song has been on the show show. It was he actually in the river was the on a telephone on telephone sticks. Yeah. Force atomic shots. Always sticks. Always is any soul where I'm like what is that song? I love that song. It's always stick Stick's. Compliment like stakes stakes also stinks. No, sir. No, not on this watch. Absolutely. Not not on this watch calls them, like sees them. It's a friend of their furniture show. Tommy shaw. My friend. I'm called you. Dick. Astle an almond. That all it's kind of a Burt Reynolds vibe like somebody who really cares about his health because he's eating almonds. That's right. Yeah. I'll be fine speed illness. You wanna meet a bunch of assholes tweet out, quote that your son says I son said I love peanuts dad through the best. There might go to nut. Not Dow fuck you you. If you took the time to write that, yuck. You lingo fuck you. Jeeze us. Yeah. No, that's right, super annoying as an adorable quote. It was mad at he said it to me as I went. I was that right? Oh. Really do. Without permission just was getting tweeted out. No. I did. I tell them after the fact because I go, hey, son, five hundred and thirty two people like your gets tough because. Yeah, you don't want to put it in their head like okay now, there's going to be a popularity contest with this thing that you just said, well, it's emboldening him to to prank his father with a Michael Myers mask. Right. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yes. It is. Did you save that video on your ring? Yeah. You should post that video. After this episode goes up. Not all that intrinsic the video. I always want to see them funny for context. It's the cat. But here when I'm like Mars mask sounds like a Bill to is it grainy. It could be grainy. It's it's nighttime. Got right dime. Sure. Was gonna say that where you say what? We're in synch today. I'm learning. Phonier bitter six years. Well, she's only been here for a little while and hasn't been Lord ashes with us. It's got to get to the set later on. She's on the superstar around the NBC national broadcast Coney. Now, what is this new boyfriend's name has come up several times he's come up several times? His name is Brian. He is he's host a new one of the new host of that Mythbusters. Show you guys what's that show? Yeah. Yeah. Awesome. I don't watch that show. Wasn't it? Those two dudes for years, and then it went away, and then they had a reality show competition to find new hosts who is one of the two that won the competition show question because I don't know anything about this world is is a host or is he a guy that likes the busting myths. Well, here's the thing. He's he's he's I mean when people ask what he does. It's like such a loaded question. He's done everything. He's been a paramedic. He's been a oil and gas engineer. He's had all these are these owned a bar is all these jobs, but he is has a degree in bio, Mike lucky. Science. Oh, he's going to be so bad. I think biomolecular science. That's it. So anybody else has a background in engineering and all this stuff? So he builds like the things so on the show, they would say like, hey, could somebody shoot out glass, and then as they were swinging and then go through it. And then they'll like build rigs with stuff to like test it, it's it's amazing. Right. But but he didn't come from the hosting world to get he comes from the other science world. Yes. Yeah. Love it. And Where'd you meet this Brian? We bet on an app again. Oh, yeah. We met an application knows this new one called the league or it was new year ago when we met, but I don't know if you've heard about this one. But it says it started for like Ivy league schools, really, and they you had to have linked in account to join or you had to spend like a three hundred dollar annual yearly membership fee. This is the thing. But, but in my mind, I was like well is that going to you know? I mean, listen, let's see what happens just see what we find. Of course, I didn't have a link. And so I had to pay this money, which was fine. But they have all these extra features. So you only see five people a day. That's it. That's all you're allowed to see you either say, yes, or no. And then you're done for the day, but you can pay extra for certain things. So he came up on mine. And I was like, oh this guys cute. But I have to make sure that he sees me because you could get lost in the shuffle type thing. So I paid seven ninety nine bucks. The next time. He opened the app. I was the first person to come up. Oh, what I didn't know was is that it was that was the day. He hid signed up. So literally the first person he ever saw on the app at all was me. And he goes, this is what's also sad. If he for a while was telling the story about like, isn't it cute that like, isn't it amazing that the app like knew me? So well, the first person it showed me was Lauren who was like such and I was like not admitting at this point that I had paid money for that that I had puppet tiered this whole thing. But then eventually I felt like I had to come clean because he was telling us it was like a funny anecdote like how we met story. And I was like, oh, I feel like a dirty liar who manipu-. Elated this situation to benefit me. But yeah, it was a good of desperate of eight dollars. Totally. And now's the two of you. You got this house up Val in the valley here valley not going to give away the full of the actual street. I mean, well, she drives unfolding drive on Wilton. Yeah. Yeah. I got to kick that one up there. I don't have to take Fulton. There's many cold water cold water could take Woodman Woodman. There's a lot of options these are main thoroughfares ago north or south in neighbors. Really? Yeah. Okay. That's right up in my. Area. You don't know where she lives? These streets are all in my face. As streets. Come home. There you go. Garin is right. We'll talk about this after we'll talk. Yes, I'm interested in houses are high that song. Remind me I heard on the VJ big forty today. Hey, nineteen from nineteen eighty seven eighty seven. All right. Give me give you the clue. Give me the number. I bet I can pull it. I don't remember. Now, they've been playing this one. What I like about the chart is that that you'll hear a song that they don't play otherwise. And that's the thing about that. And that's the thing about that trend. This is one I had hang on me. Heard it since nineteen eighty-seven. But I love it. It's a female vocal. But her name is in the title. But then there's also a band. So that gives you her name is in the title. But her name is not the title of song. I mean like. Gloria estefan. No because that's number thirty thirty eight I want to say, but that's that's what I mean. Like, it's a it's a woman's name end. And it's not Sarah. No star. It's a female singer. And that her name is in the song for her name is in the title of the band like it's it's blank blank and blank blank from from eighty seven. Yeah. The black arts. No. Not Patty Smyth and scandal. Nope, eighty-seven. Why can't I just listened to this countdown? Four hundred times this weekend. Got here pretty poison one more time, I could tell you that Samantha FOX full force or whatever. At least at least, at least culture. It is Lisa. Either head to toe or the other one I don't think full force was involved in this one voice before getting the or maybe my read out just didn't go that far actually said Lisa Lisa slash cult jam which I thought was weird. That's not how it was written. Really do have this screen. Scream, by the way. Nothing infuriates my son more than the way that those titles come up on the screen to the radio. Yeah. And if it's too long, then it has to scroll it's like look at that dead. It's the end before the beginning like view, if you look at the wrong time like yes, son. I know the mine doesn't scroll though, wait long enough. It will well. Well. Anyways. Thank your eyes off the road long enough, girl, girl. Lisa Leeson cult jam. We have the same car. I know, but I've never seen at school. I was thinking about it today because the the right before the song was U2.'s where the streets have no name. And then it was like parentheses and the night couldn't see what was after the parentheses. I don't know. Anyway, it never scolds. Austin emotion. It is lost in emotion. Oh, that's great song. Yeah. It is a Sarah. Sarah. Yeah. French yet, no Spanish. Steve. Very subtle. If you're part of the players look. Yeah. That was. Very pretentious nod. Don't know why. Wrong. Gary gets he's getting he's learning. He's learning a lot today. Just good. There's real growth. That's happened. Appreciate you recognizing. So that's how that's supposed to work. Right. Well, the work that he's done at some point and move on. That's a good point. We'll give you the credits. You report it back to the school. And you move on. Have you have a masters degree? Now. How is this still an? Good question. Although we never I think I've degrade myself out of ninety nine percent of the jobs in this town. Yeah. Yeah. You gotta start teaching just start lying and say your high school dropout. I should. Took it very serious very serious turn. But you never know. It could be your thing. Yeah. Man. I just dropped out. Give us shit. How is gonna be? Yeah. He needs a new attitude. I don't know if that one of the bell. Yeah. Yeah. I saw it myself because I want to go there too. I love that song it. So that Dr Laura I used that as her theme song turn me off. Yeah. I never saw that Dr Laura radio. Oh. I didn't I never would have seen it then. And I never will. We have ended up having a show, but shame. It was one of the audience for what's that? I was paid to be in her audience. Oh, so I guess she didn't have a TV I fell asleep. That's a long day to watch those Hong to watch her as she's dry. You know, I went to a doctor Phil taping. And it was riveting really it was it was a two episodes, and you can my best friend. And I this is when I first moved LA, she food down visit me, and and I have it. I think I lost it on the DVR when I had to change it in. But there's this moment, and they never really panted that many people to crab they pan and she's just like hands class like. So excited that we're the Dr Phil show. And so the first episode was about like, a freeloaders whatever that was fun Mario's. Okay. This is fun. He's kind of like jokey. Dr Phil whatever the second episode is about this woman who faked a pregnancy and faked a miscarriage and faked all this stuff, and she was adamant that all of these things were real. But he whether he had information that she was for sure lying or not or he just had an inkling you watched him. And it was very one of the very serious ones. And he talked to her and talk to her and talk to her and talk to her, and I'm sure not all of it made it to the edit and eventually she finally was like, you're right. Yeah. Because he was like going on about like, you know, don't you feel like you it to yourself to unburden yourself this thing? And he was it was masterful to watch. And I was like listen this guy. Listen, he makes me angry a lot too. But that was it was really you could hear a pin drop in there. Like, it was like watching a magician did his wife pointing not her head to the audience was there. She's always there always watching just so sickly thin just like a walking skeleton with a big big old, bobblehead bless, her heart. But yeah, it was fun. They keep sending me emails now though, you can't once you get in. You can't get out. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's like what is it gonna take? I have you come back to the Dr Phil show. They're like, well, literally do pretty much anything you'd be a guest. Will you be guest? They're not offering money yet. But listen, I would love to go on the Dr Phil. She would go on. Oh, yeah. What would you talk about? All the Dr Phil show. I'll you about anything. I love Dr Phil. And I know people are always I really I don't know why I've always loved them because you basically just tells you, hey, when I slammed my hand in the car door at hurts. How's that working out? You know, what it is to as he speaks in song? Lyrics a lot which I love like there was one episode where he said there's a song that says guilty feet. Don't got no rhythm. And I don't remember. How it connected to think? It was like a real stretch at remember the guy be like. I guess cheating. And then I was like that's going to encourage someone not to cheat. Guilty feet though, gotten over them while you eat you're not gonna be able to dance. Oh, guilty feet. Oh, okay. Man. Listen see now you've opened a door. I was gonna say you have a you have a degree in women. Of course, what does it mean? What that means is exactly that guilty fitting rhythm. So if you've had sex with somebody else or not be able to have sex with your partner because you feel guilty you're guilty. You have blown my mind. I never now full even more. He was right on he got it. Now. I gotta dance again. He had good feeding God no real though. Who? Better than a friend way. Vance. Laura Nash back. We gotta go back to bed. What what's that lyric? Never going to is it sheet, a friend. No better better than a cheat. A friend. You think I thought it was treat a something? I don't know what the last one. It's cheat a friend. As the friend their life partner that they're sheeting on defend. I believe so I believe it's the person that maybe you're living with at the time. I'm only nineteen when he wrote that really want to save is nineteen years old. And I don't know the exact details of this. But somehow he either went back and added ranch originally as a co writer or he knew it was going to be a big hit and put them out as to begin with. So that Andrew originally would never have to what that is. That is the story of that. Again. I'm I'm probably conflicting a couple of things. But that's nice. Apparently, he put his name on that the Sandra. Virtually would that one of those tips on that mustache site Elliott. Get something to put your name on there. Right. Is that part of Movember? Sure. Art Lawrence believe it or not. Are you kidding? Just got here. I know our and a half liter not time flies with you guys. Guessing a couple more songs might be with working. I mean, always you know, we've done played seventy central's push seven. Yeah. Let's see what category. Do you think? Lauren would like here's our things. Long version. The lyricism in that track is. You know, what I watched though, I think she may have just retweeted it was Diane Franklin retweeted when she played this game. And it just the worst of all time. He needs to change that song. She was suicidal. She was really like, oh, he's an actor. And he's handsome. Yeah. Missed you sides of bad in that there's bad guessing. And there's definitely bad clue give. Yeah. All right. All right Lorna. Here's. I think you've played this before as more important this before I dunno. Let's find a we had a we have a fancy website, which again, what's it called the links on our site podcast dot com. Other dot com. It's in the left hand column on the main page there, you'll see a link to home home. I'm stuck in the blog guys. Boy Darren stuck into blow blow stuck in the November twenty bucks seven. Yeah. What's that? You want the actual well just hover over it. And it'll say the short line, or maybe it's a it's a very never mind. So go to the websites dot com. Further and homepage. Lorne Sean the she played before. So just type it in somewhere. I had to find where you can type it in. This is a very indepth thing here, so different places. Right. I guess what? I'm wondering is if Lawrence played. I don't remember. I don't think. So how'd word it's like it's like pyramid. Kind of. Oh, he's gonna give you clues new try to guess you're trying to get seven things each one. You only have seven seconds to get it. We have. No, I don't remember. We wouldn't have played because your fun here. Mid to that show. I have how'd you do. Yeah. Wow. See I shouldn't say this. And now I'm gonna shit the bed on this of she may have done when it was seven and seven oh, original physi-, only Lawrence. I have who is your other celebrity that day on rob wriggle nickel. Because it was a loud onset. Lovely. He's very nice, man. Lovely man. Very nice, man. So let's see. Invite him on my show the four thousand time let me talk to him. The pyramid connection. Twice. Oh, he's he's that does that NFL stuff. So he's constantly when he's not being in every movie that Tiffany haddish said no to. Does the NFL stuffy very busy or in movies that she isn't was he in? He's a night. Night class. Oh, yeah. He is school. Pass. For that one. I do remember how past with the today kiss. Oh, it wasn Vegas. Yeah. Comedic actor. Wow. I've said it there. You've heard me terming. We've got seventies. The seventies. The eighties nineties thousands either of those decades in music seventies eighties, nineties music, specifically, then you've got superhero movies action movies comedy movies, Ron com movies award winners yet TV. General general movies general movies? Of course, Vietnam celebrities. Okay. And I get to choose. Yeah. All right. Two thousand celebrities. Okay. Okay. Ninety celebrities. Lebanese general the are just celebrities in general here, we go. Here we go haircut. Celebrities now. Already. These are the people that take the pictures outside if droughts. Yes guy, it did snow dog Cuba Gooding he played Batman at some point after George Clooney's also in top gun. Oh. I guess she's nowadays she was Mike and Molly Melissa McCarthy. He hits his girlfriend. She even around. Yes. Disguise in I crank. I think was of his movies. Yes. She was in something about Mary camera. Yes. Who feels good twenty to twenty I twenty. We got another prevail or it was too late. Twentieth. Them all. Got them. All that's great. Wow. Wow. Good score. Well, now, I've got bitten by the bug. You know, what I mean is where I wanted to another one. Liberties with celebrities again or some category category. She's got the book category. Okay. Why? Sometimes we get repeats when this happened. So. Okay. So what happens? Oh, he's a very handsome, man. He was in LA La Land. Oh, Ryan Gosselin. She's British and a model. The same first name but differ, Kate Upton. Oh, you talking to me you talking about Pacino Niro, oh, this guy's crazy and was a drug addict. But he was on men, Charlie Sheen. He's wins a lot and he's a cowboy and he directs movies to Clint Eastwood. Oh, this guy was JAMES BOND currently is JAMES BOND Daniel, Craig and this guy was president before George W Bush. Oh, Bill Clinton. That was not as good because I was not as good now. You gotta taste. You gotta taste for I take a couple of points away because you said Pacino, and I expected you to get it, right? Right off for that. So fourteen fourteen. Yeah. But I if I may that's all on u Kate Upton is hard. I don't know. I don't think. So. But I got you there. It doesn't make any sense why or how. But. Respect my phone. Thank you. Aren't they meet here? Thanks for having such a pleasure. A Joy Way too long. It has been off the air when that guy tweeted out that you know, what are you gonna be back on like what she was just no she worked that just now we got confused because you were on playing games. That's right. That was still a year ago. But it was more recently than your last night. Then. Yeah. Then podcast on you ended up you had to bail shoot something. Yeah. It was a hundred a Honda commercial for superstore. We were doing across over. Oh, yeah. Cool or do. We miss out on having a good guest. Yeah. Cool. Cynergy so fun. But it was it was on a Saturday was the thing. And I have to normally Saturdays are always clear. So it was a bummer. Lecture. All right. That's lord. I a friend. That'd be having Garin Cochran over there behind this control. That's the captain that's all you'd hope birth entre back there behind the dashboard, Matt Belknap, and of course, great friend, Laura Nash, reportable six on the podcast forty-seven gone. Not forgotten. 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