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"joshua larson" Discussed on Bob and Sheri
"He waits for his bags to come down the carousel at baggage claim that the Raleigh airport. He waits any weights, and he waits, and they never show up. So after an hour or so, he goes to that little office in baggage claim. Which is also actually it's known as purgatory in much it really is. Because when you know you're not going to have a good time there and it's going to be a while. Well, when you walk into those baggage claim those tiny baggage claim offices, tell me you don't expect to look to your right and see beetlejuice sitting there. I mean, they are the worst. Have you ever walked in there and saw a smiling face greeting you? I mean, it's not their fault. That's got to be the worst job in the world. Those employees have the same look of despair on their face that you have on yours. Because all they see are pissed off people. That's what the job is. If you lose somebody's bag, they're angry. And your job is to work with them. It's to deal with them, right? So the employee clicks away on the computer and tells Jamie, your bags were never scanned. Meaning they never got on the plane in Portugal so they're definitely didn't make it to his final destination. And that got Jamie thinking. He was like, wait a minute, there was so much unclaimed baggage at the Heathrow side. And he said, I couldn't believe how much baggage was unclaimed. And it made me wonder, I hope that doesn't happen to my bag. And sure enough, eventually, his suitcase and golf clubs made it to England, and he got a text from a complete stranger who saw the bags on the floor at Heathrow Airport, and he had his name address and phone number on them. So stranger texts him and says, hey, you don't know me, but your golf bag is in the baggage claim area. And Heathrow. And I'm only texting you because we have the same area code. I'm trying to help a brother out. So now Jamie o'grady o'grady goes back to the airport to American Airlines customer service and said, why is my luggage in Heathrow? It was never supposed to get off the plane. It was supposed to be checked through to my final destination in America. And the American Airlines employee said to him, well, sir, if you want your bags, you're going to have to go get them at Heathrow. And he's like, he's like, sir, that's 4000 miles away, and the American Airlines employee basically was like, sounds like a you problem. And they told him he had to go to work. So how did it end up? What is he going to do? Well, he fought it and he fought it and he fought it. Eventually he got his golf bag. About a week after it had been left laying on the floor in London at Heathrow. And he said, I traveled all around the world. I've never seen anything like this. And I've never been told to go 4000 miles to get my own bag. You know, you know, that's had enough of these. Here's the thing about this story. You know how your news feed is choked with stories about flying is terrible, try not to fly. These are the kind of stories that people are talking about. Why don't you just walk 4000 miles to England and get your bag yourself, sir? Morons in the news is next. It's bob and sherry. Bob and sherry. That's all I can come up with because I'm an idiot with morons in the news. Now my first story in morons in the news is not really shocking. It's not over the top funny. I've included it because the officer who wrote up the report had such great creative writing skills that I want to share it with everybody. I'm so impressed with this officer. And here we go. Arrest were made after police stopped a BMW and a town called Los Croft in Great Britain and discovered a lot of cigarettes. The vehicle was being driven with no insurance and no license put upon a search of the vehicle officers also discovered a large quantity of tobacco and cigarettes. The spokesperson on their Facebook page wrote fantastic stop by the east sentinel team yesterday, officers stopped a BMW. The vehicle was coming back with no insurance and suspicions were raised even further when the vehicle was found to contain enough tobacco and cigarettes to cater an entire 1980s darts tournament. So in British probe wow, they throw darts. And in the 1980s, you could smoke cigarettes and everyone did. Everyone, they drank beer and smoked cigarettes. So if you think about that, just the line enough tobacco and cigarettes to cater an entire 1980s dark tournament. Is beautifully composed. I'm so impressed with whoever that cop was. And then I don't have to do the math because I just know it must be a lot. If we're finding an entire tournament, speaking of which, before you take over, can you still smoke cigarettes in a bowling alley? I mean, I don't think so. You don't think so in the last time I was at a bowling alley, no. Really? Because that was one of the last to hold that thing. Today's more of the day is a heavily intoxicated Florida man named Joshua Larson who's 37 and he did something really stupid involving 9-1-1 and he still looks confused in his mugshot. He called 9-1-1 and he said, I need help. My girlfriend wants to eat sour patch kids. This was a little bit before midnight. So they dispatched the law to his house. And they knocked on the door and he refused to answer their questions. So they tried to put him in handcuffs and he struggled. They eventually used what they're calling an electronic control weapon. Is that like a taser or a stun gun and electronic control weapon? Anyway, they charged him with misuse of 9-1-1 and obstruction of justice and it's part of his being released on bail, the judge said you can not have any alcohol. No more alcohol for you. And also, there is nothing wrong with a person wanting to eat sour patch kids. Well, when you look at his mug shot, he's not sure he agrees. I have no idea what should or should not be taught in schools, but I'm starting to think we need to teach how 9-1-1 works. Every week we have a moron of the day that called 9-1-1 because their chicken wasn't crispy enough. Or KFC was out of root beer or whatever it is, and these people end up behind bars. That is more ons in the news coming up on today's show comedian Rick Delia. I've got some exciting Bon Jovi fun facts for you, the tenant from hell, the bob and cherry box office, and more this is Bobby chair. It's a bob and sherry off air podcast called the odd cast. Podcasting. Broadcast with stuff we wouldn't couldn't or shouldn't do on the regular show. A mysterious unlocked church rockets both bob and cherry back in time. The Holy Roman time machine. On the current podcast, the bobbin sherry off air podcast, the odd cast. We got a big podcast to do here. Get it now on the free bobbin cherry app, bob and cherry dot com or wherever you get your podcasts. 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"joshua larson" Discussed on ToddCast Podcast with Todd Starnes
"Let's take a listen to mister masters. We're back. So Barack Obama called the waitress's Stevie today. Now the press is having a day they're getting on mad. They're looking for a fight. I'm reading the news. I'm like, this ain't right. What's going on here? He can't speak the truth. What if she was a sweetie? What if she was cute? It's a sad day in society when one plus two can't equal three. I'm no fan of this policies, but he's not a sexist. Everybody knows this. Wander around with Lexus, but it didn't work. Put an idiot. Why would I ever go? How about we talk about the way I look, everybody knows that soft of the hook. I've got the war paint on as you can see who said what about cultural insensitivity? Nah, man. It's just having fun. Don't blame me. I ain't the one. Where's my beat? Something. Yeah, that's right. Okay, address up as an Indian. If you don't like it, I'm gonna take you into the political correct police program in jail. Blake makes it rock, but Sean D he makes a hail. Everybody knows that I can't beat that guy. His rounds were, oh my God, super fly. I'm almost embarrassed to be stacked up with him, but sometimes you gotta lose in grand. All right, sea bay. Think I'm done. That's all I got for you. Hope this fun. I keep on rapping, but you know how it would go. Those guys get gunned down and they get know how old they continue to love. The hell is he anyway? All right, that's my freestyle. I'm going out eloquent. Now I hope you enjoy a specialty, I wish that round. Now we see. Dogs and cats dogs and cats dogs and kids. No, it's boots and cats. I sorry I thought I was dogs and cats. You get some boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and what does that mean? It doesn't mean anything. Is that freestyle? Yeah, it's supposed to give you like a beat noise. So they're saying this is going to destroy his candidacy. I don't think it will actually. Am I destroy a street Cred? Yeah, 'cause what's gonna ever? Go to him for this sort of thing, but I don't think it's super fly, but the only thing that's weird is why does he have the war pay not? I just want to know like the reason 'cause there's like, I guess he just wanted to make fun of cultural problems. But he was sort of defending Barack Obama in that. Right? That's what I just because he called a waitress sweetie or something. And so I'm not a sexist. Right. So I think he was defending a BH Obama. Is the problem? Is that culture appropriation? For a white guy? Yeah. I got in trouble at Fox. Because I wrapped. Well, was it because you weren't very good at it though? Well, I thought it was pretty good at it. It was the theme song to the Beverly hillbillies. Which? No, it is come and listen to my story about a man named jit. Poe mountaineer, Billy, kept his family fed. Okay, fair enough. Anyway, it is what it is. You know what I think we ought to do? Crime news across America. Keeping you updated on crimes sweeping across the fruited plain. This is the stars a, B, B you know, grace, some people said my rap music was a crime. I said jinger agree. Dateline Florida. It's always Florida. St. Petersburg. A heavily intoxicated Florida man arrested Saturday night for calling 9-1-1. He reported that his girlfriend wished to eat sour patch kids. How is that a crime? They're delicious. Well, he was probably drunk and thought she was actually wanting to eat children. Okay. When asked about the call by a sheriff's deputy, Larson smiled and walked away. His name Joshua Larson, aged 37, bad hairdo. That's a crime. Mister Larson allegedly struggled with deputies as they sought to place him in handcuffs, an electronic control weapon was eventually a taser. See, they should have used it on tape at hawk. Anyway, a larsa was Larson was ordered by a judge not to consume alcohol and has been outfitted with an alcohol monitoring device. Or sour patch kids..
"joshua larson" Discussed on ToddCast Podcast with Todd Starnes
"Anyway, it is what it is. You know what I think we ought to do? Crime news across America. Keeping you updated on crimes sweeping across the fruited plain. This is the stars a, D, B you know, grace, some people said my rap music was a crime. I had to agree. Dateline, Florida. It's always Florida. St. Petersburg. A heavily intoxicated Florida man arrested Saturday night for calling 9-1-1. He reported that his girlfriend wished to eat sour patch kids. How is that a crime? They're delicious. Well, he was probably drunk and thought she was actually wanting to eat children. When asked about the call by a sheriff's deputy, Larson smiled and walked away. His name Joshua Larson, aged 37, bad hairdo. That's a crime. Mister Larson allegedly struggled with deputies as they sought to place him in handcuffs, an electronic control weapon was eventually a taser. See, they should have used it on tape and hawk. Anyway, a larsa was Larson was ordered by a judge not to consume alcohol and has been outfitted with an alcohol monitoring device. Or sour patch kids. Apparently, he gets I don't know triggered. Next story police in Pennsylvania pursue a pierogi pilferer. What? Burglar broke into a Pennsylvania home and stole a bag of pierogies. The pierogies valued at $10. What is a pierogi? Is it like a dumpling? Is that like a Polish dumpling? I believe so. All right, somebody should call us and explain what a pierogi is. The suspect, burglarized the apartment of Tyler white, who lives on trout run, the thief made off with a 5 pound bag of misses T's brand pierogies. Then we'll sell those at Kroger here. In addition to stealing the frozen pierogies, the burglar caused minor damage to drywall in the home's kitchen, did he break through like the Kool-Aid man? I have a definition. Oh yeah. About this particular dish. Yes, please help. It's a filled dumpling made by wrapping the dough around a savory or sweet filling and cooking a bold water and it's originally from China. Thank you, grace baker. Founded in 1952, misses T's pierogies is the largest provider of pierogies in the country, offering many new flavor combinations as well as the original classics. This is all in the police report. Pierogies are equally amazing, boiled, baked, sauteed, grilled air fried or tossed in a slow cooker. All right, there you go. Next story. I'm saving the strippers for last. Oh no. This from the smoking gun, a teenage driver was watching Stranger Things on her phone when her car drifted in the oncoming lane and collided with a semi. This happened in Minnesota near Minneapolis, police say the teenager escaped with minor injuries in the rollover crash. Well, you know what they say about Stranger Things? It's strange. It's very upside down. People who watch it, we'll get it. I have no idea what you're talking about. It's okay, Todd. The semi's driver swerved to the road's shoulder. Avoiding a head on collision with the Stranger Things fan and likely saved the teenagers life. During police questioning, the driver initially denied being on her phone at the time of the crash. However, deputies noted the autos Bluetooth system was still streaming the audio to Stranger Things on Netflix. The teenager admitted to watching Netflix while driving. She was cited for watching a video on her phone. You know how you do that? Go ahead and confess ma'am, is it true you're watching Stranger Things? No, I would never do such a thing. Ma'am, we have evidence. No, you don't. Ma'am, we know you are watching Stranger Things. No, you don't. Man, can you tell us what happened last night on Stranger Things? Oh yes, well, so and so did this to that. Boom. Busted. Anyway. All right, moving along. This is from breitbart, a strip club, was robbed of $22,000 in $1 bills. Wow. This happened in Providence Rhode Island. A strip club there, the Cadillac lounge. You know, I drive a catalyst. Oh no, I don't think you should take your car. Never been to that lounge. The Cadillac lounge was robbed of a huge amount of money. This is from breitbart and CBS Boston, a man entered pointed a gun at the manager's head, and said this is a robbery, and then he snatched $3500 out of the guy's hands. He also demanded the open a safe, holding $22,000 in $1 bills. That's a lot of trips back and forth. He took all the ones. I could hear him stacking them in the big baggy head, the manager said. The suspect now faces charges of armed robbery, his name is John Tay goud. That's his name. The manager said quote, I thought it was a joke. This can't be. I would have thought that too. Can I just say this must not be one of the upscale strip clubs? Why do you say this? Or just dollar bills? It's not like 5s, tens or 20s. That's true. Anyone. All right, well, there you go. That's the, that's the crime news for today, ladies and gentlemen..
Girlfriend: Daunte Wright was 'just gasping' after shooting
"Testimony testimony continues continues at at the the trial trial of of former former Brooklyn Brooklyn center center police police officer officer Kim Kim potter potter jurors jurors heard heard from from Dante Dante right right passenger passenger police police and and first first responders responders as as prosecutors prosecutors built built a a case case that that other other officers officers were were left left in in the the dark dark slowing slowing the the medical medical response response Elena Elena Albert Albert Peyton Peyton testified testified she'd she'd only only been been dating dating Dante Dante right right for for a a few few weeks weeks when when she she witnessed witnessed his his shooting shooting she she was was badly badly injured injured in in the the subsequent subsequent car car crash crash the the service service test test call call has has if if you you Brooklyn Brooklyn center center officer officer Allen Allen sell sell those those that that told told prosecutor prosecutor Joshua Joshua Larson Larson he he saw saw rice rice vehicle vehicle drive drive away away and and crashed crashed into into another another car car I I took took my my hand hand and and I'm I'm pointed pointed out out the the vehicle vehicle over over eight eight and and a a half half minutes minutes passed passed between between the the time time of of the the crash crash and and when when right right was was pulled pulled from from the the vehicle vehicle did did you you have have any any information information on on this this and and offers offers officer officer involved involved shooting shooting no no Sir Sir in in cross cross examination examination defense defense attorney attorney Earl Earl gray gray asked asked questions questions about about the the tinted tinted windows windows the the accelerating accelerating vehicle vehicle and and the the efforts efforts of of officers officers to to save save right right thirty thirty five five correct correct yes yes Sir Sir I'm I'm Jennifer Jennifer king king