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"josh johnson" Discussed on Never Not Funny
"Dexter Laboratory. That was one of the ones around around the Johnny Bravo thing. I will tell you the short was titled Big Sister. Before, that it was just Hanna Barbera reruns. Then Dexter Laboratory came into. So. Even. What that is honestly. Picture of the guy in the lab coat. Oh. Yeah. Cartoon especially the the first version of it. All right. You know my thoughts on cartoons nothing Yep. what did everybody bet because now, Josh comes down to bet. I strategically, how did you bet to win the money? Garin would you bet? Fifteen fifteen for Garin leader in the clubhouse of the moment Elliott is cartoons I bet twenty, five, twenty, five year out. Matt also thought I felt good about this category so I also bet twenty-five. Josh where'd you bet? I twenty five unbelievable and then I bet seventeen. So Gary gets the money guarantees. Five dollars that'll be that'll help with the move. Garin. That'll be great Michigan five dollars a long way Michigan La further does your Los Angeles. You'RE GONNA, love it there. Buddy. You'RE GONNA love bed re. Meal your old buddies and you go down to the bar there in Novi and have a hockey stick or whatever the hell you people do. Like hockey. I I know that I didn't win the money but how do you send it We'll get ven mullet. He'll just wait until get back in our studio and then we'll divvy up the money that we've. Elected one over these. Last six seven months. Think of guest is one once or twice right and we spend mowed it. Yeah I believe. So yes, Y-. Situation Yeah it definitely is because I. I. Remember there was a year where my great i. don't even you know those people that are so old and so removed you're you're you're related to them like this is your great great like awful lot and you're like, all right I don't even think that's real but basically, they sent me they sent me money from my birthday one time in the card and the. The cost of postage was more was the car no. Obviously. There wasn't A. There but I, I actually thought that they hate it. I thought it was like you know when you? Tip a waiter, three cents like have you ever seen that before? Yes. When I worked at restaurant someone did that to a guy no one time and not really I would be on the guy side, but he actually was super bad at his job and on Meth and. Three cents was generous. I I looked at the card and I was like there's no way like this took like a dollar fifty to mail from where they were. And there's a dollar. Heard Terrible. I feel I feel obligated to tell quick version of the story of my grandmother I had to call my grandmother collect. To get hold of my parents because they were helping her shop. Okay and then a couple of weeks later, she sends me a letter. Asking me to payback the collect, call no, win the stamp costs more than what I owed her for the call. And you have to understand is the woman who did he did grow up the you know through the depression and stuff like that. But this was you know nine, hundred, ninety, two. So. Did you send her a dollar another number to contact you again? That's what I would have done here. Here's your money bag. That's what I would say. I would never say that ninety, ninety two. What was it like nineteen? Over nineteen or twenty cents twenty cents maybe a quarter and she wanted it. And she had to mail a letter instead of just next time she saw you to be like, can can I get that quarter? Whole, pick up the phone. Well, obviously, she doesn't want to spend that money. You're. Loaded all right Joe Johns has been our guest. Josh has a new podcast called the Jess John. John Josh Johnson show that you can get on audible and is also apple podcast Josh everywhere and you're like spotify everywhere you listen wonderful also right around the daily show, which is a wonderful topical program they deal with stuff that's happening currently in the News Matt. If you haven't seen the program of familiar I, watched that Craig kilborn is fantastic watch the program on night. What if what if I was out of the loop I? Still host and I'm thinking I'm being helpful. Craig Ferguson's great well, good for you. Young Man. Anyway Josh. Brand. New Specialist. Next year. So Josh, thank you for being here. Thank you so much for having me and for anyone who wants to find me on the socials or anything I'm at facebook at Josh J. Comedy Instagram at Josh Johnson Comedy, and twitter at Josh. Johnson Great. We'll take care of all that in the plug as well so that You will be reminded as to where to get a hold of your Josh Johnson comedy. So don't WanNa always think about it off the air but before we go, let's say about everybody will say goodbye to looking at me in Michigan never seen him happier..
"josh johnson" Discussed on Never Not Funny
"Money I. Don't know I'm just saying like for forty minutes. It's like I mean, even steel steel mash around enjoy yourself. You. Charging for movies. especially, movies that you download not even if the. mat-su question is. I had one. Oh I don't remember what it was A. Gift to make you obviously have to make a reservation to do that. Right. How far in advance are they booking out? Already regretting telling this because I know that there are some people who live near where I live listen into this show and they're going to figure it out but basically, it wasn't hard like Did it. She found out about it from someone else, and then the day that they go that they're available she just like went online and did it and it was like and then she got another one where we got another reservation for today. So we're going to go today you're going to the pool today. Today look at you. What are you fucking rockefellers. Abby like we got to take advantage while it's hot and things available because I any minute I feel like the whole world's GonNa, find out about this. Some kind of a pool situation that you could use. Those. Thing it's like a ten foot diameter inflatable thing in our backyard, but this is like a real pool. So it's it's still to me it's like A. Section it off I. Work. You know those those ropes for like this. When you see people swimming laps, the the lanes are divided by those buoy. So it's got those buoy ropes. Dividing it up. Yeah, and you feel sorry, go ahead Josh. Oh. No just would it ruin the experience if they? Roped it. Quarters, instead of thirds do think because as you as you're saying more people are going to find out about this. It's like, should they make people wait for like a week because they're thirds or should they may be in question? It's a it's. A think if it were like. It sounds weird to say this because I know I just described that as bigger than a than a backyard pool. But if they did divided at one more time, it would ruin it. Yeah. It. would be like this sucks I'm out of here. I don't want to. Now what was nice about it was that it felt like like I didn't feel at all I didn't ever feel close to the other families feel close at all. Never One time the the other families had little kids and so. It was one time when a little kid was right up at the rope and I was. You back off just back off that rope kit like do not. Do. Not Be near the rope but not that I. didn't I got near the rope to at some point but it's okay for me I'm an adult I know what? Is Your slider a diving board in your area or is it just displeasure around? No does this. Again, I dive into it hub deep is the wall. Now I must dive into border. Not, deep, enough to dive into just like to dive. Dive, you're going to get kicked out Jimmy. You cannot die I pay my twelve dollars. Kick me out. Sorry you can't even cannonball I. Don't think it's like a Cannibal I. Like how it was twelve dollars for forty minutes and your reaction was like it was forty dollars or twelve minutes. Like. I feel like you're right like when it's hot I do I mean it is a reasonable price but forty minutes. Long you know what? I. Mean through its three dollars a person. Dollars again, I don't want to say too much but I will say that this this is the there's I feel like you got in normal circumstances you got more area and more time for the same amount of money. So to me it was like. Yeah, I get what you mean as someone who is not a great swimmer. You can talk yourself out and forty minutes. WHO really risky drowning every time they get in the water Exhausted after thirty. So the idea forty is just ten minutes gravy. I with Josh to to me, it's like any time I've ever been to a pool even when I was a kid like a half an hour. Great. Yeah. I'm done now I will say forty was the perfect amount of time I didn't WanNa be there any longer when we got but I also You know twenty or thirty. I would have been like it would have been disappointed but but forty felt like the right amount because there wasn't really much you could do other than just float around. So that's great. To bring a pool a pool toy with you. I don't know the answer that I didn't do that but probably like to dive into the pool. Toy. One of those rings I try to a porpoise go through the ring I mean I guess at minute thirty nine if you want to try diving go ahead you know what I'm GonNa Buddy. Yeah. They can do about it right? Yeah. I'm diving. mckimmie rancher please. I'm going to be so disappointed I wrote I literally wrote down Ren and stimpy, and then I was like I was actually nickelodeon though. I remember the Elliot and then everything I was thinking of I was like I think that's Nickelodeon the only thing I could think of one hundred percent sure is cartoon network although maybe it isn't maybe I'm wrong about this too but I'm ninety nine percent sure that this is cartoon network who was power puff girls which I think was early on in their run I think it was his very unlikely that that's right but I I know it's at least the right word when Garin said Johnny. Bravo. That was one of the sort of orbiting. Yeah. Cartoons that. Feels like a solid answer, but I didn't pull balance. Match right about snippy Nikola. Might. Be. NICKELODEON. Who Interest Josh give us your answer young man. This is this is tough. Because? People expect me to get. Right Well on my son does anyone watch cartoons? Did you like the cartoon network at all yeah? I Love I love cartoon network. I can tell you much about the to Nami cartoons but then once we hit adult swim also wasn't that deep into. Like potty humor which I feel like is what a lot of adult swim is. So then even as I was getting old enough to maybe y widely the only thing I really liked adult swim at the time that was growing up and it was maybe even being geared towards me was boondocks. Air. Magruder's brilliant. After that. I was kind of like Oh this this Hilla tubbies thing I'm not down for. So I guess my answer. is going to be. Very. In between two okay, they both may not make sense I'm actually since you said it, I've actually been between Rinse Tempe and spongebob because I heard through the like this early days like two thousand, nine that spongebob actually started out as a more adult cartoon and they geared it down and then pitch to Nickelodeon. So I don't think it was always a nickelodeon property and you know obviously it is now but. It was way too adult apparently when they were just doing sketches of it and stuff to be on Nickelodeon. So I think I'll even go what spongebob. All right at four different answers Johnny Bravo Spongebob got wrench stimpy. We've got the powder puff girls and I also said Renan snippy that's the and then but I really believe that that's Nickelodeon and might be but I, I feel like the the first season of Renan stimpy was not nickelodeon friendly it wasn't No. Season of France never. was He ever appropriate I think I don't know what they I think they aired it at night right? I didn't Nikko maybe it was on. SNICK I. Think. Nickelodeon believe the bringing it back comedy central bringing it back as part of their rebranding in. The John Kirk floozy who created it got he was He sexually harassed. Yeah. He people. So he was person. So the there was there was an attempt to bring it back once already and I don't think it worked. up. Here's your answer you ready your answer is. Dexter Laboratory. That was one of the ones around around the Johnny Bravo thing. I will tell you the short was titled Big Sister. Before, that it was.
"josh johnson" Discussed on Never Not Funny
"I. Laughed so hard right. Person I know I know you I know he's about but. Guy. Wait in line. Wow. young Josh Johnson's with us But let's check in with the Elliott think about Elliot rather than up to metal nap there on my screen when I, say he's the square above Elliott I don't know how it works out when you watch this thing. Matt your weekend how did you and the family stay cool during all this? I'm going to be honest, but I'm going to be vague about it We we were able to go to an undisclosed swimming pool I'm just being vague because I don't want anyone else to know that this is available but there's a public pool somewhere that you can for twelve dollars and I know that either sounds to me it was like that's amazingly affordable because of how hot it is and how much I need this. But other people might say that's stupid amount of money for you get forty minutes to yourself like one family get. Heart of this public pool, they basically section the pool off into three sections and one little area you get your all and it's a nice sized. The area we were in was the size like probably bigger than a pool you would find someone's backyard. So it's a good good amount of space all to yourself for forty minutes and We got to do that yesterday when it was one hundred and thirteen and I was like this greatest thing ever it was amazing. Do you know at twelve dollars per person? No twelve dollars for how we were the family yet. Fuck that's too much money I. Don't know I'm just saying like for forty minutes. It's like I mean, even steel steel mash around enjoy yourself. You..
"josh johnson" Discussed on Never Not Funny
"Beyond court. Court. On blue. From from. BLEU chicken. I mean the red stick sorry. Sorry. Red Stick is where I'm from. Baton Rouge. Rule, call Baton Rouge guarantee you love that Song Was Josh. What was the closest city to Alexandria a kid you could follow up what's funny is Alexandria was the So. I know I know Baton Rouge and I know New Orleans. What what was it closer to of the report? So. Like I went to college in Shreveport. Port I think it was like three and a half to four from New Orleans. Three from Dan. Rutz because. Is the center of the State got. So you're perfectly disposition from anything. Cool. That you speak. So highly of how far away from that died that's a good question. I didn't go to a lot and when I did I got out fast. It's not. It's not the best part of it's part of Louisiana that people make movies about now. Yes. So I feel like that was only like. Forty. Five minutes from Alexandria. Proper or something but I could be wrong I. Like it boy I ever visit. Louisiana I'm going to. Orchids. I. Was there use that sitting in a sentence? Yeah, they'll give you some good food, but it will slow you down. You will not be right for a very long time. You'RE GONNA have to expel some demons. Better all covered in butter. Josh Johnson's here take time away from bad mouth at his local cities Let's say so Elliott Oh, you were going to tell us something. It's a small thinks Oh, so last night I get a text at midnight. Shit what aunt was texting you Know. So so what am I tennis I don't know this, but I am the manager of a building One of my tenants texts me, and says, his his girlfriend is on her way back can I let her into the unit? She doesn't have keys. And I'm like it's midnight but sure. I actually texted him essentially that So I go and I go to letter and She was just drunk. Just drawn and here's the thing. It's like that's a thing on any day but. In my head, the things I thought of were. So she's drunk. It's midnight. It's Labor Day weekend I'm going to cove it from this person. That's that is how my brain that's that's the that's the. Function, with a lot of people hang on Josh S to apparently do some crazy. act. Out. least. Chapman Josh Everything Okay Josh is everything okay. On Oh good Lord. Josh what. HAPPENED WE'VE LOUIS PAT I my laptop was about to die so. Our quickly. Yeah. No that is. That it It's one thing to get calls from somebody you love. You don't even like. I mean look I care about my tenants is care about any person but I do not I do not need you know drunk, Cova Labor. Day Party. So where was the where was the guy? I don't understand that you. So these folks I mean they're you know in their early Thirties I'm guessing she she didn't seem upset my first gut reaction was Oh, they had a fight. And she's like I've got a how and so I figured that's what was going on. She was actually very pleasant. She didn't seem upset. He. Didn't seem upset in texts He was just trying to be a good boyfriend I did ask her why he didn't give her his skis and she was like you know. I. Didn't think of that. Thing. You should have thought. Oh. Really. So hassling you was top. That was above. Your kid guy. Go well, I think she left and then he's like, oh? Yeah she's and in her head by the way she's like. And she was very nice just like you're so nice to do this. I was just going to sit out here. But also to me goes keys just sit out there and then bother the manager, the one, hundred percent I would never bother the manager at midnight. It's weird I mean. I'm not like. judgy person or anything. But the only thing I like about some drunk people is that they claim that when they're drunk, they're the same. Like you're not though I wrote like take it from someone who is saying you drunk and sober sober. You're not the same and if you were I wouldn't hang out with you. If you were the same drunk as you were sober, you would be someone who has no balance and throws up and forgets while speaking gibberish. It's like you'd be a baby be like a six month old and have any toddler friends. It's so the the the amount of like. The logic that goes through people's heads sometimes where it's like they either. It's so frustrated because when you need to move them you can. Like when like when we need to go to another bar because it's bars closing, we can go to another bar that close closet four, but this one closes to so we need to leave right you cannot get them. They will agree they'll be like Oh yeah we should go and then just sit there drunk. And then when you need them to be still they have a mission anytime you need a drunk person just stay put. They're like, no, but we have to find her who's hard. Wisit if you can't give me a name I'm not going to help you. Find Her. It's it's it's exhausting I. Mean you're you're I I don't think I would have been upset especially if the person was perfectly pleasant and polite and stuff but I think you are better than me and your level of annoyance seems much lower than I think mine would have been. been sit out here. Talking right now if you were about to. Time Popeye's ran chicken. It's like, why'd you open?.
"josh johnson" Discussed on Never Not Funny
"I don't I don't really contribute to the aesthetic at all. It's actually I. Feel like the only the only saving grace of my lifestyle now is that I, have a girlfriend I think I think it was just me I'd probably just I'd sleep on an air mattress or something I didn't care like. I don't WanNa. I don't WanNa be going on and on because I know we have to do the Trivia. Question. J- judge. So long as you want to win. So when I moved out from my friends, place in Chicago and moved out to my own studio, I only had money for an air mattress and I slept on the air mattress for far too long. I. Had actually saved up money now and could afford a bit as still get one. I. Had I had the air mattress for way too long and the thing that made me get a real bed was I was dating this this woman and she had this weird episode where she was sure that I was cheating on her because my aunt called. So. Called me she grabbed my phone and like who is this is my aunty that's why the caller ID is anti. She's like, no. No I know that I know alive because nobody's anti hits them up at five PM and I was like, what are you talking about? The best time to hit people up everybody just got off work. In fact I'll even normally I wouldn't do this because I feel like if you don't trust someone, you shouldn't be with them but in the moment I was like just answer it is my and and then she was like no because you properly trained her to act like your aunt in case I picked up and I was like what I think to do that. We've been dating for like two weeks so I. Would have time to find a whole nother purrs, and this was I did make a mistake here because now we're in the heated argument everything but I did say that if I could trade a woman to act like my aunt in case my girlfriend picked up, I would date her. That sounds like a more fun person. And so she just starts pacing around by studio at she's not talking to me now not talking to me at all she just talking to the ceiling and she's like, okay, he's GonNa shoot me I- i-. Cool. Cool. He's going to cheat on me and I'm like Hey I'm still here. I. Don't know. Then she goes to my kitchen, which is like not a kitchen kitchen, but she goes my kitchen she grabs my only fork and she popped my air mattress on. No. So I am like I'm on it. So I'm only making it worse like the air shooting how fast I try to put my finger in to stop the air from coming out of the hole and she just jumps around my bed popping. Now my body is like trying to cover. I've got like eight fingers and a toe in my bed to keep myself afloat, and then she gets on her hands and knees on the ground. So she can get I level with bay laugh at phase. There's like no joy in her laugh like her laugh was just like Ha. That's that's insane. This is the person I need my life but that being said, all of it did force me to get a real good. And that would she had this reaction based on what you after two weeks she reacted this crazy after after two weeks and it was like I was also like. Better two weeks into years though. Like I'm pretty easy going guy. So I feel like I could actually screw up and be. A long term relationship with a bad person and just not really react to it. So the fact that you attacked my bed, you know like luckily, it wasn't like a waterbed she would fled my apartment. That was I. I'd like to think by the way that after she punctured that you still slept on it just all flat on the floor just. Bad. Yeah You're just you're just laying down on rubber at that point. On rubber, which gets which gets ridiculously hot hot influence. So now I'm sweating it was it was a terrible time, but you know I got I got a real mattress out of it so I guess. I guess all is well, you should think. You're on the street you thinker. Instead, of looking the other way. Instead of running in the other direction, I should run away and say, thank you. Good night sleep. Josh Johnson's here. You know what? Let's take a break. We'll come back. We'll. Check back in with Elliott we'll get his answer we'll get Matt's answers we'll get Josh's answer get my answer. Then we'll get the official answer. A lot of answering is GONNA be a lot of questions will be answered. We come right.
"josh johnson" Discussed on Never Not Funny
"Of next year. Get ready for the tin man to squeak his way to the state. And and creek out the old actor Ryuhei. I just saw free Solo. Did you see that movie? Yes. Three years ago before you stop doing standup. Young Josh. Johnson's here. Via New York I failed to mention the to get the Trulia Oliver's weekly Trivia question. Let's let's hit the tune on that Yup. Let's say. On a blended. Question. All right every oh hi I'm mad who provided that song. Fen, that's all it says fen. Like. Yeah. Like Fen Fan, the the the half of Fen Fan. What's the word I'm looking for? Boycotted what does it? It's a legal ban edited prohibited the band. Those are the words are looking for what did I wanted to say boycott nobody's boycotting then it was a word you're thinking I don't know what to take off the market. It was found to be not good for you. It was a diet pill that It was basically speed I. Think, right. Yes I know some people that took it. Also some baseball players took it and I believe they died because of it one baseball player died fan. What recalled It was recalled them recalled. Recall it. You having trouble with your zoo. You talk about the through lounge. Yeah That makes sense. Got It. What if.
"josh johnson" Discussed on Never Not Funny
"To the program episode twenty-seven Three Third Episode of the twenty. Seven seasons. A young Josh Johnson has joined us. Josh as I mentioned before the Break Comet got a New Yorker writer for the daily show is gonNA brand new podcast I. Don't know if it's brand new I. Don't know when this started this going to be around longer than we are maybe started this when he was two years old. I've just been told by somebody that it's It's pretty new. which may explain why Josh is using his microphone like it's a corn on the COB. That's a site address Mike is like very few people understand how write Mike that's. Better than any guests Mike has a history of doing this via zoom. It sounds Great Josh and you decided to kick in the balls for it. Because, I wanted to do my corn on the COB joke. Joke. Anyway Josh Johnston Syria Funny Young Man. a featured on the comedy central thing. Net. Netflix Netflix's the what's the what's that thing called? Josh were company lineup the comedy lineup and Josh has one of the wearing a cardigan right cardigan sweater or just over? No no, it's a Cardigan. Damn right. That's the type of person. I. Was my my my third year old son who loves standing UP COMEDY and my wife and I we all watched it. We have very much enjoyed. It it's also only like fifteen minutes. So boom you're in you're out that's the. Specials you're not know held hostage from Patton Oswalt says just doesn't end how in twenty minutes close it up. I know you spend some money on the set, but let's lock this thing up. Right. I wanted this kind of time. It would have watched a movie Josh. Did you grow up in New York where where'd you grow up young man I grew up in Louisiana and we'll start comedy in Chicago. So I've only been in New York. This is my fifth year about. What do so when you started comedy so you graduated high, school or College moved from the weeds Louisiana to Chicago to start stand up comedy or did you go there? Yeah. Did you do any of the second city stuff like that or was it just all hitting the the open mic stages it was it was mostly open mics I didn't do too much second city. I did a little bit of the annoyance. And It was almost all standup through through though like I I took Improv classes just to. Have like an openness and a bit of a sharpness in order to adapt to situations. But overall I. didn't see I think because I wasn't seeing myself as an actor. See. An Avenue to use improv other than getting that initial learning of like, Hey, you're not going to catch on fire if the audience does roll with you for a second right and. had by the way? Can I just interrupt this and just say that I'm cool with the four of us just stop talking just listen to Josh Voice Interesting show. God what a wonderful voice. Site address microphone doing the heavy lifting on but minded sound beautiful. It may very well I don't know I. I. Don't even I'm not even told that my voice sounds good by people I know so I think it might be the Mike. now. We have. Brought the annoyance and that's something I I grew up in Chicago Josh, and start there as well with the with my career and. Mick Napier I believe is the name that ran the annoyance is that the? That, the guy that's still runs things over there I believe. So I haven't kept too much in contact with everyone there. But whenever I was taking classes, he was teaching the top level five like you're about to be done with classes period so. I was learning more from. Experienced improvisers and more experienced actors and stuff the levels one through four and everything I actually didn't have the pleasure of taking his class but I got to work with him for a showcase I was doing and it was it. It's so weird how Some people just have a mystique about them that if they give you a piece of advice just like sticks with you for some reason, you don't even know why it's not even that they chose like flowery language to express themselves or anything they just cut straight to the thing like, Oh, I do that, and then you hopefully never do it again and I remember I was running some stuff by him and he was like, Hey, you would take all of this like superfluous stuff out. This would actually be a really funny idea and from then on I was just like, yeah I over talk the joke you know. Based on that answer yes. I would agree. Thank the holy smokes I just asked if you knew the guy who? you you. You described him privileged mic. Had A mystique about him, which is I think what made the annoyance? Interesting to young people like the guy in charge was it was almost it's almost cult like he's got like a cult, a cult leader vibe to him. At the annoyance and that's where our friends. Andy, Richter. Jane Lynch. All those folks came out of the annoyance and Where did you live? What do you did you live on the roadside Josh when he moved to Chicago Oh yeah. I lived on in Rogers Park for all the years I lived in Chicago. It was it was too cheap to not like some of my friends started to explore and they were like Oh. We want live in wicker park and we want to be near our favorite bookstore and I was. I, that is not it for me. I am barely put it together as it is so. what stage Zanies did you do I think it's it. That's it. Now, right? You're saying he. Is Cagey riddle still around. You so basically yeah. So I got past at laugh factory I the Lakeview theater got turned into the laugh factory. Right then after laugh actor, I got past at jokes notes, which is now closed but that was like the most popular club on the South side and then I got past at Zanies and kind of it comedy Bar, which still exists but it was it was. Always weird like you know you know that thing when you're doing standup and you're especially when you're new. So you're barely not an open mic or anymore like you. Still you actually still mostly do open mic, and then you have some spots very hard to understand where you stand with any of these clubs and and so I think that for me getting past laugh actor and then it. was really like me knowing officially I was I was good and people thought I was good and I could get stage time. You know I, do remember. When I started. That was the crown jewel and. You know bouncing around to the quote unquote clubs, and then when I got finally got past Zanies like. I'm I'm in you know and. and. So I hear exactly what you're talking about. And then realize time goes on you know what? That's just another fucking clobbered more special than the others. Yeah, it makes feel good for a year and a half of your life, right? It's exactly that because as soon as you have an Asian, that's booking the club and you now understand how much money you bring in versus they bring in all that stuff like that like it really tears away at some of that. Some of that magic, you're like Oh you know like especially clubs that would be Outta town like I used to be so excited to go on a road trip with friends to Indiana's to do a spot right. Then once I started getting booked, I had an agent that was booking me and they were like Oh yeah. You know that place can only afford to pay six hundred dollars. That's why each while your friends.
"josh johnson" Discussed on Never Not Funny
"The original Well Garin safer visit the their two weeks. Right yes. Sir Back on the twentieth, right? Well, that's exciting. It's exciting your. The whole and then the temperature there is as a nice and cool there in Michigan. It was I was cold yesterday like I had to borrow a sweater. I posted a picture and I was like high from your aunt and Michigan's you caught a chill. California California Carolina Panthers. Cardigan on. And it was A. It was chilly sixty nine. DAPO beautiful. Not, a wonderful thunderstorm. I Miss I miss a thunderstorm I. Great. I i. used to like those just hear that rain hit the window. Under distance. Would you say thunder thunder rolls and a thunder rule then the lightning strikes guarany of the artist. Garth Brooks. That's right. I knew that. Did you really? Yeah. I don't know what music you constantly on the shows. I. In fact, I, texted gear last week that I discovered there is. Apple Music has a couple of platelets from a country music. By Year and so they have ninety, three, ninety, four, ninety, five obviously, and those are the whenever Garin and I talk about the country that comes up on our show are from those years. So I I listen to one of those on my walk the other day, and it just brought me right back to that time of being sad and feeling sorry for myself. So that was a sad pathetic walked the other day I would put that on. It's going to remind me of last week. Jared Geigo. GARTH BROOKS ONE OF THOSE RANDOM PEOPLE WHO's not on apple music though. He's on Amazon he's. So Weird. Yeah. Whenever you search it is like one thing on their. or it's the spirit of Garth. Brooks are singing. A cover covered. Yes. Let's for speed of weather. Before we take out break, let's keep the people of Denver in. And our thoughts as they go from ninety degrees down to. Thirty degrees with thirty seven degrees. It's going to be there tomorrow phrasing. Yesterday when this? Episode jobs it's crazy, right? Yeah. For two days and it just two they're going to drop down into the thirties. Then it's back into the sixties and seventies and eighties and I complain when I walk out of a heat into an air conditioned room. That's got to be I. Mean It. It's going to be weird kind of want to be there for it. Honestly yeah I I know it's there's GonNa be some. Things that are not great about it for those people but I would fucking love it imagine. If the temperature dropped right now to thirty degrees I would love it. It'd be weird and then and then but knowing it's back to normal. That's the tornado. That's worse. Honestly. It, you would want to drop to thirty tomorrow and stay at thirty I would rather it if it's I, mean it's never thirty here. So that's not realistic thing but yeah, I guess you're right like if you live in Denver new like cherish the the months where it's warm or at least not cold then that would suck to be like, Oh, I. Guess it's we just don't get fall this year where just going into winter immediately but I prefer. I. Think I prefer being cold to being hot. I'm with you Matt because you can put a sweater on. You could turn the heat on. You can put the but there's a there's a level of heat where nothing you can do is enough to to push it away from you can't light and air conditioner exactly it just there's there's Like yesterday was a day where you couldn't. You really just had to sit still in one spot and wait for it to be gone. It was unbearable. Again I know you guys had a worse up in the valley. Tired me out like I was at the beach all day and I was outside for a minute and a half.
"josh johnson" Discussed on Never Not Funny
"Against it like you met for some reason I was like Nope Nope nope. That I saw it. I was like, why am I being mad about this movie I'm enjoying it and I like the sound you. Move you'll what? Befell. Polio. Swirl True at all at all you. Getting in. imposible. By. Honestly. I know you're not gonna like the sound of this but I think you need to ditch overheads Zeppelin and just do bill guys named Bill Haley Bill. Hit Medley Bill Medley do bill medley blimp show I'll really can you name another one? Of course you can yeah. The one from top gun well now that's richest brothers. That's them. That's him. That's yeah. He's the brothers you look clues. You rise anymore when I, kiss your lubes also from ghost unchained melody. Those all those songs, all kinds of sound, the same and they're great. Yeah. They are good song I never knew that was the same guy. That's I by the way this. Really confused guys the righteous brothers, not really brothers. Well, it's still righteous. I. It's weird that they're the band's name is the righteous brothers but his name, he doesn't call himself bill righteous but he calls himself Bill Medley clearly also not his last name. If you're GONNA have a fake last name just make it be the name that you say your. Brother. I'm looking that up because. Maybe, it is. Maybe Bill Medley is real name. Harry what dude he was. Born William Thomas Mentally what? What a cold, the medley brothers, it's so much better. What's the guy's name in the middle? Why don't they have that? Field unchained melody is the is that one from ghost? Think. The. Guy's name. Oh I'm sorry. You put some. For the audience are. Those glasses on. Go and put them on. Page out we just talked about. Who provided that please? That's Jeff Prank of. Thank. Jeff. Perenco apologized for the poor quality of the vocal recording.
"josh johnson" Discussed on Never Not Funny
"So Twenty, seven, three of never not funny award winning podcast pioneers they call us that around a long time. been a long time but a long alone. Alone time. Listen I can't compete with Robert Plant but I sure can't go on tour in a tribute band to the led Zeppelin. So van look out for that when the pandemic is over and we'd be doing a led Zeppelin cover man doll tribute Miata vocal, and you heard the notes ideas hit. I think we've got a very good chance of. MOMS. I'M GONNA. Make. That's not bad in my head that's not bad in my head. It's not terrible outside of your head on. This thing has legs fellas of all my dumb little ideas this the one. I have a suggestion Jimmy I. Don't think you have to wait till the pandemics over. What do recommend I do like. Those videos if you're GONNA do if you're gonNA, do led Zeppelin yeah I think you want to be in a in a blip. And then he just play your concert for an entire city at a time. Hey, that's not a bad idea. Do Right from the blimp we broadcast down via one of those FM radio things like the drive in now and but music. Playing speakers. Speakers We surely do that but I want people to be able to be a new year here locally and globally. But that's that's not bad. We'll get the end up in the blimp. You talk to the podcast if an orchestra and see if. Those guys are up to getting into the blimp and and doing this thing I don't know how Ken Robinson fits in with that. Saxophone. Flute. Flute in the middle of Zeppelin Tune I. Don't mind it. There's a there's something in stairway to heaven that son's like A. Woodwind, isn't there the beginning what is that instrument? You know what you're right. It probably is some sort of a There's some sort of orchestration their. Bounds well, that'd be great. You know little or maybe just breaks into the the heat is on in the middle of it or maker Street, right in the middle of it. And I can't think of anything that would go wrong with a tribute concert that based on a band named after a flying thing crashing. Well I don't know wrong I i. think there's the one Zeppelin that. Successful Zeppelin. dirigible I mean, yeah. You only hear about the year about the Hindenburg obviously, and then you hear the phrase that that went off like a led Zeppelin right you never hear about all those successful Zeppelin flights on the ones that went fine. I met I used to do that joke at my standing up comedy routine. where I would say. TRAVELS RISKY NOWADAYS I, that's why travel by boat did on kilborn actually. I travelled by pulling. Or I think it's a dirigible Derek. There's three ways to say that word because one of those Weirdo words How many blimp accents you ever heard about one. I had some follow up to it and. It got. Man but I, but I like you know it was one of those. Hey, I do this for me man. Man. True artists. Aw Anyway I. Think this thing has legs to come up with the name maybe you guys can think of something for me. My improv that I couldn't think of one right now. let's see trying to. What's that Kovic Zeppelin? Okay. Well, let's spitball. There's. Around no idea bad idea. We just want all them. Sure. I did find out about the intro of Stairway to heaven though what do you got? Garin the beginning of the song is mostly Acoustic Guitar and Ron flutes. All. Fender Rhodes Electric Piano hold down the base from the I B section on towards the C section. All right. So listen I go in from the beat of the see I got Wayne Federman on the keyboard. I gotten flute I got Ken Robinson Got Mike Henry on standby, but I'm. Honest with you Mike Mike Henry can have by own mission he's not a he's not a lead guitarist. So I think I bring Dan Paddling. Guitar on this thing you want that son of a bitch mucking up this ban KI listen I don't disagree but you know what? At the end of the day he's a good soloist. Do I think everybody appreciates his new bullshit? I got another one. Okay. Here we go. Again, we're just throwing these things around. No idea is a bad idea overheads Zeppelin. Love isn't I? Got One vote. That's one well heads up on its its phonetic fits. It's I'm writing it down, bring it down as one of the I literally committing to depend on. Writing it down. There's no. Overhead rhymes with lead. It's it's that's exactly what it is. It's Zeppelin over your head. Yeah, it is. We'll people won't get it, and so it'll. It'll be metaphorically over their heads. Issue question legally and I know you you are not a counselor in any way shape or form, but legally am I. Interrupting nobody's life If I go overhead that blimp and I'm blaring music down hotter percent, I can certainly get arrested that could be. SOME LAWSUIT NOISE DISTURBANCE It's just so you're in a flying machine you'll just get out of there, but I'll tell you what it's not once they hear hot and tight. This band is thirty to appreciate that we're doing it matters is. An by the way when I say that I go into the rest of the ban realizes his party was a better manager than a singer. Let's Let's bring in an actual vocalist. And feelings hurt yet the blimp though. You're very you're getting very high on your own three second performance of of the vocals over there a few minutes ago but. Do you really for a guy who constantly despaired his own singing ability. Do you really want to take on the most like soaring insane rock vocalist of all time? No I don't know I do not. That's why I'm I'm all on board with these guys replacing me but I wanted to be there for at least one rehearsal before they figure it out. By the way already figured out, they already know that I'm not the guy I'm aware of that but I want to just do one rehearsal and then had my feelings share that I was kicked out of the band but imagine the behind the music. biography film it site it's. Everyday? Garin. Every single day, you can still be involved Jimmy you could be their manager you're. I'm happy. Don't forget to spell overhead lovie are HDD of course of course. Yes. Of course, overheads Zeppelin. You know what? I. I know you guys are on. That name is is that Zeppelin? Will be on that name and I'M GONNA I'm Gonna I'M GONNA. Bounce it off the other guys I wanNA make sure comfortable with Thaksin. Doing his John Bonzo impression over yet yet, I will still insist the Tony little cocktail said that he uses for Bernie..
"josh johnson" Discussed on MMA Roasted
"It is it's one of the things where. Obviously you're powered is get Jeff. It's really And even like. Myself. Like were naturally I could hit but. As for all roughly. Placement and timing at AMOEBA. You gotta give like. That guy. And he moved really well and he doesn't get I mean. Just to basically increase your punching power. I mean even like look good boxing Islam like. Getting repetitions hitting the heavy bag ahead stuff but. I mean that's that's things. It's. What the you know what the goal at the end of the day is so He's I think speed trump's power. You know what I mean. Isn't it with your head to the way. Zagan. Don't your hips help the way you put your heads into a bunch. Of Sure Sharia your. Hip turn a movement I. Mean that's that's a lot of the park come from so. Being able to those drill boss Rootin- used to do that I really that I really liked. And it was really just a it was almost like you cross your arms. You're just you're just turning earthly using your hips and you're just and it's really hard to do start for. Longer. And more repetitions but that that was a good drill for just Turks. Yeah I can't to destroy difference respective to. Actually I naturally don't have that you know that nocco power i. mean this is something that might coaches are working with mies yet I mean the heavy bag on and. I mean everything else like the weight training, but also got incorporated with with the type of links that you do. Lots of turning the hips and Yeah. Sitting on the heavy bag and right Yeah. On. Just. Getting the bag super hard I mean you. kind of it's kind of hard to you gotta you gotTa have to have some of it but I mean, it's something that you can definitely work on as well. Josh Thousand Great Question. Any more questions than our new host? Josh, a lot of sounds. Like I was being taught is how? is how. Is pivoting your foot forward. So you so is your pivot and snap on your visit. So an issue. But still got. Me where you're having. Following through and he's developing Frank Friedman was one of the people he said you have to punch through. The person's here that acts like you're fronting the hate is behind..
"josh johnson" Discussed on MMA Roasted
"W- winter. But Steve Amyotrophic, John Jones of very interesting fight. I don't even know who I picking this fight. That's why I want to see it isn't that why you WanNa, see these rights but let's break it down right so we're going to go striking. I guess John Jones is a better striker. If you with kicks but boxing I would say steep he was a golden gloves champion. wrestling you gotta go to John Jones although CPA was a college wrestler yet. I mean, me personally leaning towards steep in this fight because it's like. Type Timeout. It's never a good thing. You know. Let's talk about momentum surreal thing I mean steep a. Keeps getting. He's he's putting the spotlight in these big fights these massive fights any keeps winning in I mean. Look good against the DC which diese. Tough match-up for anybody even you know even Jones young he's had some some big fights but. unle- into a steep heavyweight Iranian I think there's something to be said about momentum. But where do you let set? Let's go I know. Where to do that but where do you rank? Okay. So we rank striking. We all agree that Jones has a favor or abused ebay. Jones Jones, because he is an unconventional striking that kind of. Overall striking Yeh boxing. Yes. So to go grappling. I mean he he's only a blue belt John John's but he submits everybody I mean what he does competitions only ever lost. John Jones Steve and grappling. I, Steve Bay in grappling. Jujitsu yeah, and wrestling being paid. I don't think John Jones going to try to take this fight to the ground I mean. If you can go in there and have three fights with Daniel cordray. Who's like the best wrestler in Emma May? I, think you know steeper has his good critic French look John Jones knocked out e C which I guess debray did to the second time and he also I mean. Man. This is a tough one because it's like, how do we go wrestling Emma? They wrestling I? Guess we go John Jones in MMA wrestling. Yeah 'cause I know John Jones has vicious vicious ground and pound to. And I don't know I remember the last time we saw Steve Bay do crazy ground pound. It's like DC it's like, yeah, he's got great wrestling matches use it. We got time served. That's that's John Jones..
"josh johnson" Discussed on Stand-Up w/ Chris Distefano
"But particularly when they're like when they're like, we can't afford it and then Cove it happens. Well, here's nine trillion dollars to help the economy and you're like wait where did that come from I? One hundred percent agree with that. I got I. got a few more for you One So you're married to comedian Sarah Talamante who were going to be playing a clip from on this very episode as well and but besides Sarah, who do you think people should check out who is a comic? Side, this might be two different. Answers but also, who do you think is an underrated comic. I think you're an underrated comic, but you have your own show now. So maybe mega maybe you're not. I. Think I. Think I appreciate that. Sam. Marill I. Mean I don't know he's underrated now because he's got three million hits on on Youtube Youtube. He I think he's my favorite comedian and I just did a zoom show with him where he did like twelve minutes of new stuff that was just killer like all like we haven't been in front of a crowd and. Six months and his stuff was amazing. So he's great. Who else is greater underrated I should I should have thought of this beforehand. no I think that those I think those are both grade answers even though I just realized one of them was me A. I don't even think you need anymore your water down the ones already said no no. No I think Sam for sure I think his special on Youtube also killer. I, I. Mean. We're seeing right now. Youtube is definitely. The way that a lot of people are watching their comedy but there are some killer specials on there and this one's definitely just as good as any that I've seen so far so good. But Yeah, you Norman Hannibal. It's in Sam it's it's crazy but. Yes. AM watching his stuff that he's been putting out on instagram and stuff. He's so good. If you don't already follow Sam Merill get on there. It's so much good stuff and he's should be a star. Yeah, I agree and hopefully he will be by the end of this interview. We'll see. I think he will be I think that's safe to say. What else I want to ask you about here a d do you have any advice for someone who wants to start comedy right now who's interested in it and wants to try hit. Boy That's tough. That is a tough piece of advice. This is the thing is I've been carrying the brunt of this. I've been carrying this. Advice stuff on my own for the show and so having someone. With as much knowledge you about doing comedy it's not it would be nice to have a little bit of another have another voice speaking yeah I mean starting right now I would say. Just watch as much comedies you can hang tight comedy will be back but. I would advise people to. Just. Try to write stuff and maybe I don't know the zoom show there is an open mind if you're in New York, there's an open mic I. Guess in Washington Square Park I haven't done it. It's like an outdoor over Mike it sounds horrendous but Maybe that might be worth trying. Other than that. Maybe just watching stand up and yeah I think that it's funny because like you said that thing about washing the park show and I was like man that sounds like that sounds horrible and then I remember the open mics I went to when I moved to New York and I don't know if it's that much worse so. It might be a good point i. mean there was some of them. I did in New York that I was. I would of prayed for a homeless person to walk in and throw you know dog shit at me. Absolutely I think that that's all good advice. I think that the a really strong piece of advice is definitely watch as much as you can in the meantime, a lot of comics don't. subscribe to that I think it's such a good thing to do you. WanNa do something you should study it and see what the people you admire doing and Yeah I think you can learn about joke writing from doing that and it's probably the best thing you can do right now it's a good thing to do and it's relatively safe as long as you're listening to it at home and not you know while. Coughing on an airplane have you been touring it all? No I. Just did I haven't done any indoor shows at all I cancel allow my indoor shows because I'm a good person. But I did one I. Didn't Outdo I've done a few outdoor spots in the city and I just did one in Royal Pennsylvania. That was amazing. It was one of the best shows I've ever done. It was like two hundred people. Outside in a parking lot. They filled with sand and it was like really tremendous. I'm hoping more shows like that. That's amazing. I love that I love to hear about good shows that are having right now because I feel like so many people are just complaining and so that is that is very nice. Oh, before before we wrap I got we have to talk about this Joe you battled your wife on TV, right? Yes. and. Now, that before you battled your wife I was like you know I like Joe I thought you guys were like you know regular people but now I know that.
"josh johnson" Discussed on Stand-Up w/ Chris Distefano
"Comedy central. I was walking outside just enjoying the weather. I can't tell if I'm getting a better. Or. If more or becoming feminists. there. I know we're not supposed to like the cat calling, but it could be helpful. It could be funny as outside and some guy was like, hey, won't go out I was like now. He was like, why not I a car and a Clean Dick? Like I'm supposed to be like. A car and a clean to. Somebody made a deal with the devil. I just got out of relationship. May exit a very particular fetish that became an issue. He had a fetish for pregnant women. He loves pregnant porn that was his thing. Like I'll get fatter for you if you but that's as far as logo. And then he said now I think it would turn me on to feel a life inside of you. I'm alive. Right. Here. All right that was Dina has Shimshon. Comedy central standup featuring hello everybody I am Tom to car this stand up with top car joined as always by producer extraordinaire coach t how are you coach doing so very well Tom it's a beautiful day today it's beautiful where you are. It's terrifying where I am coach it's a tropical storm on which I don't even know what that means to be totally honest but we have a hammock out side my window right now that is working as a horror object that I it sounds terrifying right now scaring the shit out of me but besides that it's nice it's beautiful in la though. Spiritually beautiful I don't care what the weather is. Same things are well. All Right I. I do have am having a little bit of an issue What's that I started making Kito pancakes. For for for my wife for breakfast and it's something about these pancakes, they're absolutely kicking my ass like I never cooked all the way through overcooked. I've never been defeated. This is my about four run at it and I'm still not pleased with my result. So. There's a challenge that's that's frustrating. Did you quiche no Kito pancakes? So it's like the. It's like the. pancakes they have less. CARBS. Yes yeah yeah. Yeah I've I've had those I. Don't know if there's a right or is it possible for them to be good though there's so good though that's what I'm saying like this brand I don't want to say to brand because I can't read publicly again embarrassed or giving them Shit Yeah what They got Vin us. I I need somebody to tell me how to cook this shit everything I thought about pancakes is thrown out the window like a really struggling. It's like one time they were perfect are Golden Brown game to my wife. She says the uncooked in the middle and then I try to cook them all the way through like I'm really having a tough time with these pancakes. So this morning, I really took my fucked me up for the PODCAST. I'm kind of lucky enough right now but it's like it takes forever. It's like a maverick seven minutes per fucking pancake me that's unheard of. No pancakes that takes seven minutes to cook. That is that is crazy. Right? How long should have pancake? They only take take three minutes at the at the mall of vocal. Warm. How long does owned does Take. A long take into coach. Isn't fucking and take at this point taking longer for me to make a hamburger both sides than it is to make one of these Damn Kito pancakes I'm getting killed. Oh I should do the joke detective thing yeah. Yeah Yeah. Yeah. Dude. We have an update coach Really Update Joke detective? solve. I least I'm pretty sure I have not checked with the person who sent in the joke requests I need to do that but I can't imagine that this isn't it because I watched it and it has to be it. It's this is someone who reached out to me asking for. A comedian who wore like a newsboy cap and talked about how white people had verb names like chip and a bunch of others. Let me see if I can find. Oh, here it is here they said Chip Bob Rob, Chuck Chase Mary, rose all that stuff they vocally and physically active out each name they said them. So at fifteen years ago, I talked about this a few weeks ago and the episode came out and within the day somebody founded on twitter but on top of it, a bunch of people reached out. With emails of it and I gotTa tell you I'm embarrassed that I didn't find this one but I didn't know who this guy was. It's just a it's a popular youtube video but I had never seen this guy before and it is Jeff Garcia if you. If you look this up I just was so sure that based on the description that it was Gabriel. Iglesias. But if you look it up. That's the whole bit him at the Ice House in Pasadena it's on Youtube Look Jeff. Garcia? White people names up and you will see. Exactly, what they're talking about and so many people centered. I want to give a few people credit. So Ryan Band, sent it to me Mark S. Benny Morocco Morocco Mickelson Joshua Countess. There's so many people who got this one, right what about About that guy on twitter. So here's the problem I was trying to find the one on twitter, but my mentions are a little. Oh, here we go. Tim Bauer us to on twitter three days ago and also Benny. Mark. tweeded to us, we got a lot of people tweeting united. So if you have a joke that you just can't solve, you can't get to the bottom of it send it over to s ut pied at gmail.com, and we'll get your answer apparently these the people flooded. There's more detectives in this country not even this country it's worldwide baby. Yeah I don't think. Some of these people are from all over. And they were able to find this bid. We've got so many detectives to put on the case and we're appreciative of it. All. Right. So we have some killer clips today coach I'm very excited for these The first one is from our very special guest that we have the. That's right. We have a guest on today's episode. It's not just me in coach for you. We have a a killer comic who has a new special on comedy central's Youtube Comedy Central Standup Up Youtube page out now it's called. I hate myself it is Joe List. Killer special. I love this special so much I got to watch it early and I was grateful for it. I'm a big fan of Joe Louis. Comedy even before I moved to New York I admired from before then I got your him live and he did not disappoint and this special is my favorite thing. He's done so far and that is a high bar to clear and he did it. It's killer filmed at the comedy sellers village underground. It's called myself once again and you can watch the. Whole thing right now, comedy central stand up Youtube Page along with a bunch of other specials to and I picked a clip of his from his half hour just to get your little palate ready to hear US talk to Joe List I also picked a clip from Josh, Johnson because I got an email from Logan Volts says, Hi time coach. I'm a huge fan of your show I'm in high school in your podcast is the highlight of the day you're both areas and your comedy picks are impeccable highschoolers. Vice. Cool. Listening to the show barely they give podcasts in highschool. Now I gotTa Watch this you fuck I'd say. Grown up. We gotTA keep it clean on this show. We can't think about the PODCASTS are out there for everybody but anyway Logan asked that we play a clip from Josh Johnson she's a big Fan She wanted me to play a clip of him talking about roosters. Fishing the KKK I did not do that I You can find those clips on Youtube, but I decided to go a different direction I paid to clip of him at the comedy cellar I kind of liked the the interactivity. I liked I liked this plot I know I, know the other clips and they are good clips. If you WANNA hear him talking about roosters being racist go to comedy central's stand up to page search Josh Johnson and you'll find it. He also has a bit about catfish in the KKK. I. Don't know if that one is on. Comedy central or not but just go to YouTube. You'll find it and I decided to pick a clip from him. So without further ado here are Joe List Josh Johnson..
Saquon Barkley leads Giants' destruction of Redskins
"Game here we can make quick because it was ugly saquon Barkley and the giants crushed the Redskins forty two sixteen all those points came late in the game for the Redskins. No Odell in this games to find you. He was ruled on Saturday surprise. Yeah. Still bizarre. You know, we heard about it. I on Friday when he was limited in practice, and it sounded like there wasn't a ton of information around it. But sounded like not a lot of concern. Either though exactly because they didn't end up on the pre-game injury report that's filed on Friday evenings. And then on. Saturday. We found out ruled out for the music fan. So it's hard to know because of the bizarre way in which it came about just how serious this is. But so stay tuned all they were saquon Barkley fourteen for one seventy on the ground with a touchdown for the Redskins. Mark Sanchez has been benched in favor of Josh Johnson. I think was quarterback three on the week, which is just ridiculous. And then he watched Madden to get to know his teammates. Quote from the post game yet. We're just like, well, he honestly like he was signed last week. When Cole McCoy was injured on Monday night a week ago. They needed a backup quarterback, Mark Sanchez. And so they signed Joshua Johnson have been with a team that less than a week. And he ends he's going to end the week as a top five fantasy quarterback a guy that wasn't on a NFL roster seven days ago, and I mean and obviously start this game. I'll listen a lot of it was just to be very clear about this much of it was in junk time against backups in very soft cover. It was of course. Total jumped pavers down funny. We're not saying like in case it was like injust Johnson. Ben name the star. But in case, you're like, hey, Josh the thing Josh Johnson's not a thing. It's a brutal offensive line. It's a law season for the Redskins. It's just a a look I think they're now at and we'll see we made it to week fourteen before Jordan Reed got hurts to he did he did he he made it over on the over under of wind. Jordan reed. Mike. Misery yet but foot injury. Obviously in a lot of pain had to be held back to the locker room. I would not be planning on Jordan Reed being available at the moment. I believe the Redskins have eighteen guys on injured reserve. We'll see if Jordan Reed get shut down for the year. It certainly would make Vernon Davis did Vernon Davis. Make your way beyond the waiver wire com, which you'll be out later on this afternoon. Nothing there's a lot of hoping that Washington offense. But there are also again, very few tight ends that you can trust. So Vernon Davis will be on the waiver wire column. Kyle. We have all racked our brains for the only other tight end besides George kit with two seventy plus yards receiving three three my best. Guess was Vernon Davis. Matthew, who's your best?
Josh Johnson Learned Names of Redskins Teammates by Playing Madden
"Redskins quarterback. Josh johnson. No if you saw this office he got signed off the scrap heap last week. He. So in order to learn his teammates. He didn't have time to get out there and go one by one he instead played Madden. Eighteen ends though. He get no all of his teammates names that was the direction he took in order to know who the heck he was going to be playing with come this Sunday and it came into play. I mean, he actually got in the ball game in the second half. After Mark Sanchez just put up a dumpster fire. I after the
"josh johnson" Discussed on Skip and Shannon: Undisputed
"Boom moving next. That was the discussion. There is no real serious spot in the rubber debris called and Catherine again because here's the guy that they're probably going to sign. Josh johnson. Just Johnson has played for twelve. NFL teams skill. He laughed playing the game in twenty thirteen in Cincinnati, which grew he laugh through a pass in twenty eleven. Beth the guy you're gonna bring skip they know that Josh Johnson is more like Colin Kaepernick, just not as good as Colin Kaepernick. Then what that is true. That's it. They need they need to stop hiding behind this hairs thing. Washington still they are playoff contentions. But basically, they've you know, what we good because the mere fact that you signed Mark Sanchez told me that you really not trying to win. And then you bring in Josh Johnson who last pass that seems to be who they're going to say last a pass in twenty eleven it is twenty eighteen. Really skill. And then you claim Reuben foster waivers after what he did. And then you turn around and say there's no guarantee that Ruben pastas, even though the play the play for us. What did Did you you sign sign it? it? This is so ridiculous. So you you won't even bring capping give him a workout to see where us. But you want us to believe that you gave this some serious consideration. But I know what the DEA where we bring Josh Johnson. He is black cab black. We they can't say we didn't bring black guy in really you. Brought a guy, but it serves them Royal considering how did RG three this was going to keep happening until you do right by people watching you keep doing wrong so bad things keep happening till you look at all the injuries. Government. You say all the time Jenny God don't like ugly sometime. He don't like pretty that's where I'm at on that scale Bela's, and they gave this no more..
"josh johnson" Discussed on The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
"I mean he was never really off when he was on he was nearly unbeatable he reminded me not styles so much is what pedro martinez was on he was essentially unhittable and when roy halliday was on he was essentially on it a bulls when i think of him i think of the guy who had like eat plus pitches like it wasn't just a fastball and right change at the end the odds with all different on an too crazy is there anyone else like that light he's done on your team to play against you don't hatum you theorem because he's great but you don't really hate him trying to think of as anyone lakes is this no schatzer anyone like with dot the get hate most of those guys really halliday had that on hit a ball pombal the only person i can ever remember throwing a palm ball as you get it in like one of those mvp baseball games and good luck hitting this good luck on the hit a ball royalities tell happened the josh johnson injuries man onlooker the stats right now my god and he was so great he was right there he was a hit worse than roy halliday that may how many had said to give up it had who have been less than three i feel like they both brought it that game he had bats evac seasons where he pitched a josh shot sasid with uh with an era under three point two five and one year was two point three so get style at stockton yeah.
"josh johnson" Discussed on Sports Radio 105.7 The Fan
"Only a jets fan to be interested by his battle hymn of fortunately in life a majette fan well you look at the backup quarterback situation josh johnson's there last year they signed gino smith in the offseason and they draft day web we saw a little bit of ginobili gino on friday night with these interception a jerry recent bed malkey do they can't really be thinking about keeping jail sniff gamay well gino samantha now is probably just a shade behind josh johnson because let's face it even know gene always been in the league fewer years than johnson he's played a lot more games he's warned some games he's also a big play where a big mistake waiting to happen i think josh johnson who be 'cause she been here for a year to lee has an edge on gino casinos playbook a lot better that's for sure he's also much safer in terms of managing a game uh you know what the giants were to get eu i banged up in and have to take him out in my mind just say to the defense how i walk you guys only give it a watch sixteen seventeen point your game anyway you will keep it in the game maybe you can even win a game for us if it's only going to be for a couple of weeks i though josh johnson in there and i didn't try to manage the game don't portable borden sixteen times you know we'll safes golf run the ball a lot if you could try to wanted and we know that little bit of an issue but it at least probably won't do anything polish or anything awfully that's quota prawat a whisky into the thing and and and and you don't wind up to the loss gino it to me you know it's a.