17 Burst results for "Josh Gondal"
"josh gondal" Discussed on Fake the Nation
"I have very very bizarre firsthand experience with this that I'm going through right now. I moved to New York four months ago for this For this job and the job is in Long Island. My parents live in Long Island and the job is fifteen minutes from my parents house but I was like. There's no way I'm living with my parents even for the four hours that I get back from work. I can't do it on my own space and I got myself a beautiful apartment in Brooklyn. Coronavirus happens and I find I was about to come back to La. But then I found out that my parents just for some reason. Everyone's parents weren't taking this seriously. Yes yes my dad went to the supermarket to buy like one carat. I'm like what is happening so I decided to move in with them and I've been living with my parents for a month now. So it's the most bizarro weird thing and in the beginning it would definitely was a little tough to adjust to it but like literally we spend the whole. It's not like I go to work. We spend literally the whole day together. Wake up we have breakfast together. Go off and do something that we have lunch together. Then we both we all start drinking at like five o'clock and my mom makes dinner and my dad like bosses us around then we watch like homeland like it's so fucking bizarre but there's definitely something Kinda Nice about it. There's definitely something kinda fun about. There's always gonna be someone in the house always someone to hang out with like you said it's like there's always a hang I think that's lovely. It's funny because I spend I'll stay at my parents house like really longtime over Christmas. You know the business shuts down and now that I have this baby you know they want to spend time with the baby and we were there for like over three weeks and people find the idea of like voluntarily. Staying with your parents were like almost a month to be totally insane but I again and again. Maybe it's because of our cultural context that it's fine for me. You know what I mean. sure they drive me crazy and all those things but there's also like there's this ultimate comfort. I think there's a biological thing that sort of switches on. Which is that you're safe because you're in numbers you know and And I I feel like we've gone so you know we've gotten so into this like this you know. Turn especially now with the tech world like a net flicks it. It's not even Netflix and chill. Now it's just like netflixing be solitary and don't interact with you know In pandemic or not it worries me and then I think in in the middle of a pandemic I just I worry more. That a this low aloneness will either grab hold and become more and more of our reality. Because we've been living like this for a month or whatever or the more hopeful analysis is that we will will go in the other direction and be like. Oh that fucking sucked. I want to be around people and I wanted me around people all the time. What do you think in Closing d would affect you? Think this pandemic will have on our concept of loneliness. Think I for so many things. This pandemic will it sort of forcing Like you know new new ways of behaving new ways of acting and doing and being like an just existing in in your space in your life in your mind in your your relationship or the people if you're living with people and there are certain things that like when it's done hopefully we`ll. We'll be like woo glad to not have to do that or glad to get to not do that. But then there's some things might be like. Oh It's actually nice to like have been in this situation where I'm cooking with my girlfriend more like than we were before like ordering food less just being hopefully in the future it'll be more by choice and not like. Oh we now choose to do this thing that we were forced to do before so I think that with with loneliness. I mean the good thing about this time or one good thing one one silver lining of this atrocity is that the abundance of time that more people have means that like like like now like Dan doot and I have not had a conversation in many years and now we are because in a way because of this because now you have the time and the capacity so hopefully we. You know we can take the positives from this. The silver linings from this dark cloud and then move them forward And continue to enact them when the sky is brighter. All right you guys That is the end of that segment quickly. Oh and I just want to say to everybody. If you live with your parents or your in-laws bonus points from the game. Far Saad Lifeboat as point. I think it's fucking great. I don't think you made mistakes. I think you're smart. I think you are probably happier. I want people to know where to find you guys online. Where do they do that? My Kaplan thank you so much for offering that I will before I say where you can find me. I just wanted to real quick plug for my buddy. Josh Gone Delman. A hilarious comedian with wonderful positive jokes about his in-laws. He's like these. Are People like parents who didn't get to know anything embarrassing about me from earlier in life? So he's like. I'm pro in La so if you want some pro inland material Checkout Josh. Gondal men wonder eighty and I know exactly like this stuff. You're talking about it is it is very pro law and and if after that if you want. I also have a bunch of comedy albums. My latest one in twenty twenty is the album called AKA available. Wherever albums are you can follow me on social media at Mike Kaplan m white Q K. AP l. a. n. My podcast is called Broccoli and ice cream and thank you so much again for having Dan Dude. What do people find you? I I wanted to start off by saying thank you so much for having me. Mike ended with it. I with it and You guys can find me on my socials at stand up Dan on twitter and instagram and You should listen to my food. Podcast green eggs and Dan and soon to be on the new Netflix. Show the crew great. Thank you guys so much. That is it for the show you guys. I want to thank the production team here at.
"josh gondal" Discussed on Asian, Not Asian
"Too much. I aw specifically California feels fine. I can't stop smiling. It's weird about. That's funny that Well this is great translate into this other thing one type out so we recently watched Ronnie Chang special together. That was really fun and Karen had organized this little venture like other party supporters of Asian comics. That like guy gathered this bar a wash. Wash it and that was you know I felt very good about that because I was thinking like when I first started coming in two thousand fourteen like nobody was doing anything like that. I don't think there. Hey there weren't enough comedians to congregate to do such an event in the last four three to four years. I really think the Asian community or like comedy has changed changed like you. Mike went to Mike. Recently you're saying there's a bunch of fucking aging comedians now. Yes time I go to an open Mike now I used to go and I would see both the Bryans and Fumie and you know I would see it though we buy but then we found out later. We don't need another one wait a minute. He's native American. Whatever I counted him and docile and would not? Yeah you're like there are two men and I'm sitting there and like I'm a threatened for sheriff but I'm also excited to see what is is what they can bring because I often even though I've been doing this for quote unquote a certain an number of years. I have so many questions still and I want you know more perspective respective so that I can ask someone. I'm happy to ask a younger person which I asked Karen all the time. Yup what do I make of this. I'd my mind we're like on the same age. It's very funny that you'd ninety nine. Okay cool you now. I'm twenty four. I was hoping you say twenty six we have you have you noticed Like a shift in. I don't know if it is that like a loyalty thing or shift in sort of like Asian kind of comedian community if there is one deal reach out to you. I was just wondering like if you've visibly seen something in the last three years I mean I can't tell if it's happening because I I am sort of getting a bit more attention or if it's because of the whole thing happening bread do you know what I mean but I do get a lot of emails from like especially Young College Students Score or Asian American be like hey can I have advised or whatever and I'm always I yes. They won't try comedy. Yeah they WANNA DRINK HAMADY years. They're like how do I get started. One recently asked me if there were like. I'm going to graduate this. May I don't know if I should move to New York or La. Wow and so when stuff like that happens. I'm like very excited. I think that's very cool And I also think it's. It's cool that younger people of color are also able to have the guts to reach out to you so you know what I mean. I think that's something that feels newer to me. Just just is that email alone is about. It's like when you're in college right. Would you have reached out to Josh. Gondal men when I was in. Aw So nice and when I graduated moved here and I got booked on a show them like after I moved here and I was like dude he was like. Oh my God it was just the nicest person. Yeah but now there's like more people like you know you're on TV. There's like obviously the all the the the sort of people who are actually actually audience. More folks you can reach out to sort of like leads to nice cascade effect where like in maybe five more years those people who just reached out going to be grinding. And then they're going to be doing and then we can ask them for jobs. It'll be great. This is why the that thing with the producer bothered me because I feel like recently the. I've been in a good mood because you had tweeted something when we had the gathering for Ronnie Chang special like. He's like he's a big reason. Why they're even is is an Asian American comedy community because he books a lot of us to open for him? And that's that's our bond. That's how we all kind of met I met. I remember that and it's cool. It's cool that I can. It's cool that there is a community of Asia comedians. Who are actually fucking funny right before it was just maybe hanging out with you because there was literally nobody else uh-huh but now it's like we have a list of Asian comics who are like probably the most comedians in New York? Like like I would put. I'd put like Brian Yang up with like anybody. Anybody what he did that guy you know and and it's quarter now. It's like we're not getting sick because we're Asian. We're getting sick because we're funnier than you right right so like that. I was really like reveling in that positive vibes right. And it's like Oh like we can be agent in this way and we have different styles like isn't that cool like diversity within diversity that's fucking dope yeah and this thing fucking happen else else fucking annoying because like it's almost like you were trying to take away this beautiful thing that we have. We'll see I think that idea of. It is becoming very quickly obsolete obsolete which I think is good. I think it's kind of thing that Microsoft before where everyone wants to see someone who is legitimately very funny so if even if that group or those those producers are like we don't want this person for XYZ reasons if they then see that person doing really well in another thing there. Oh this is our loss and I think people who are watching or listening into whatever program will also agree like they're going to go to what's main they're not going to go like here's a pure blooded Chinese person or whatever shit you know what I mean look at this person Saul call. One of this person came to hack city one of those shows and he just saw packed walls. And it's a heck city. That's my little baby right. I I started that in the back of hi Fi barn like twenty. We built that shit up every time mm-hmm we have it. I remember the shows we would do. We would have to bark people in we bought about Cy and now it's it's packed every time you've done it. He what's cool is like yeah. There are some pockets fans but like people will just come because a good show and like all kinds of people come and like yeah. We like to make jokes here and there. But like there's there's so many different types of people there and I always say like. That's the kind of crowd. I WANNA do comedy special to just like people who fought with other people. They're they're like cool cool. Young Peo- sees really is what it it is. And when he when they came to the show and they saw her crowd and they like just couldn't believe that they were they were they were like. Oh do you think I think people were here because Ronnie Chang's still is so successful and I'm like no we've been packing a shut out for like three years. They just come because it's funny. You know it was interesting because they just. I couldn't believe that Asian guys do something funny and like people who aren't Asia might be into it they almost don't I duNNo. It's almost like I'm very. I'm pretty optimistic. When it comes to comedy I think it's a funny? If it's funny you'll you'll come to this show no matter if I'm Gay Asian black. It doesn't really matter like just like I would go to who I don't think so honey right I would go to def jam shows because I think it's funny. I'm not black. I would still go because I think it's funny. I enjoy that but like for them I it seemed like some maybe because they are ordering the weird barrier sort of I mean I was saying I said on on on tweeted about it got like five tweet likes or whatever but it was a record for Mike. Yeah it was and it was like you know. Sometimes I hear people say oh I got to go out and support Asian comedy and I actually don't support Asian comedy because support is sort of like like nobody says let's go support drake. Let's go support Canadian rap like Oh yeah yeah. Yeah you like drake. Yeah yeah got him. And I don't support only goes so far support is like I mean if somebody is like you know I I'm taping my special and I would love for you to come out because because this is a really important events for me. That's fine the support. That's fine but like if you support only go so far but if you like something you'll like go out of your way you'll pay money to go see it you'll like you put yourself out there because you like something or you fuck with something so much and that's what I want. If you don't own like me by all means do not come out to my show right. You know I feel like maybe it's a a very specific term based thing but I feel like support is definitely something you do for a structural thing right. So if you're like I want to support there being more avenues like Asian Community that makes a lot of sense But then if you like someone because they're Asia and that is where it gets weird. That's when you're like you're placing this idea of a structural like accessibility and then forcing that onto a single person person and then weirdly because of that you're stripping them of their humanity and your take your Asia rather than I'm going to let Asian people and then I'll see you know maybe it was funny. Don't like this person which I think is low key one of the biggest privileges of being a white person probably like pointing to a movie. Avoid people it'd be like I didn't like that. That's okay because Moore movie into white comic and that does not affect them. It doesn't me. It's totally fine absolutely because we talked to Jessica Gal who wrote pickle Rick. Rick and Morty as an amazing and she is I believe she's like the the head writer for for she hulk which is coming up established coming writer based in La and what she was saying that you know I I would never she was like there's a lot of Asian. COMEDIANS is or Asian creators out. There I don't like but I would never publicly shit on them because it hurts the movement but she was like. But that's how I know we're not there yet table know when we're there when I openly talk about how not funny you are. It doesn't matter it doesn't matter right. You want to watch a movie where Asian people are just being stupid. Do you not like. They're not proving anything they don't even have to be hot. It's like when I watched Mama Mia to the most unnecessary movements at the time and I was like I fucking love this. It has no plot. It's just recapping everything that happened in the first movie. Yeah like not as good Abba songs because they picked all the good Abbas punk through the first Eh Meryl Streep is Dead Johm and it's just Orly delight. Let's just sugar. There's not even a cake. It's just sugar and I was like. Oh once they make this for Asian people I was like. Oh that's that's when we've made because even if you make a movie and it's like the Anti.
"josh gondal" Discussed on Couples Therapy
"I would not drive a story that you tell it to. My daughter was beaten to death and Katharine Townsend host of the True Crime Podcast Casts Helen Gone and I'm heading back to Arkansas on a new case to find out what happened to Jamie Ward on September ninth nineteen eighty nine. There's no justice done it hurts. It's a lot of people listen to Helen Gone. That's H.. E. L. L. and gone on Apple podcasts or on the iheartradio APP or wherever you get your podcasts open your hearts loosen your butts. It's time for couples therapy. Yeah this is where they can both hang with talk at exit vacationing with Brunches and cousinly too messy situations and conscious uncoupling from net flicks with lots to stable the with the Mulu tech sex regrets bill the ruble everybody therapy baby. Hey everyone welcome to couples there be I._M.. Naomi I'm Andy and we are a real life. Couple a real life couple comedians on couples therapy. We bring you the very best sets from our live. Show we've comics who sets together about their relationship and then sometimes we shake it up here. You're in the studio. Don't that's one of these episodes and Emmy. Could we have had a better guest. I doubt it. I just like thoughtful open brought about your best putting you know what I mean you guys. We are sitting here answering relationship questions with Aaron Gloria Ryan Okay. Aaron is a writer in all forms she she is a contributing editor at the daily beast she hosts the podcasts hysteria uncle media and she's a writer on. It's always sunny in Philadelphia and the upcoming Apple Show mythic quest. She's doing it. All your subtypes. Show up on a stereo you I do. I pop in their same a two cents again at oh boy. This is fun fun informational emotional. We covered a lot of basis but before we get into it you guys. We got some stuff coming up. We want you to know about we live shows out the WAZOO. If you live in New York on the first of August Union all we got two big shows and and I couldn't be more excited great guests on both of them apart on Churla Chris Gathered Jean Grey and then we're coming through that late show with dul say Sloan from the daily L. E. Show Josh Gondal men writer for Mirrow Alex English tons of cool people and then the next day we are in Philadelphia. We're GONNA do something new. We're GONNA have panel and we're GonNa right in front of you. Live answer advice questions and we've got a great panel. We got hilarious. Local Comics Russ Guten Peggy O'Leary very chanel Ali a good time at good good comedy theater in phillies Friday that the second and then on the tenth or back here in Los Angeles Astound me quite quite a lineup Sabrina. Julie's is on the show Niko Santos from superstore with Lauren ash also from superstar and and a bunch of other cool people so if you want to get tickets to any of those shows go to couples therapy pod dot com click on live a and get them ticks also while you're at couples therapy dot com you know what you can do. You can sign up for our patriot. Okay get into it. Two bonus episodes a month just me and Andy getting into having a good time at home uh-huh yeah really like stretching out our.
"josh gondal" Discussed on Doughboys
"We don't have another four minutes of that. Those fifty two seconds, I allowed it to be played because it's good. What I had to send a copy of that. I'll so she can split by Jeff Oakley. Please play this rock and drop at tonight's live show. This was for the Hollywood show. Jesus peace and love drop Mestre Jeff, Jeff. We played it. We didn't play at not at the life shell and he said all in good fun you song rules. That's did you did you? Did you hear this one before the Hollywood live show and choose not to play it. No. So he said it in before then you're just now getting to it. Yeah. Like a month, every everyone's rob come in. Do y you don't read every drop as they I mean, I'm sorry insults. Mitch insult I read them all that's bullshit. I read them all you fucking your smirk people can't process every single individual insult said in there. I read them all. And I enjoy, I have a great PS here. The lyrics in case you want them. So I tell you, yes, he's only seen to any movies name is USA. When we send them to the story always gets it wrong. We tell them to get a few flavors, just make it a surprise. But green tea is, is all this fucker ever buys. I don't have to do the music I guess. Yeah. Grab the Masha brewed up your fucking fired so pack it up use on loves green tea in sometimes read being you song loves green tea. Yeah. He ruins everything it's inside every food. He eats from his ice cream to his meat. Yeah. So here's the thing, it wasn't like it was hard to parse what was being said? In the song, we got it. Like I don't think you need to recite all the leering, why the hell did you read the lyrics? If you wanna do it. No, you're gonna read all of them. I read I yes I did was gonna read the lyrics. Oh Well I, I just I feel like we, we just heard the song twice once with hold for added then again, it's fine fucking. The song is pour some sugar on me. I'm surprised it wasn't like pour. Some macho on me like a little simpler, like find and replace your first of all these people give you mentioned cells that suck and you're coming after my guy who did a drop a bad ass draw. He actually recorded something like he went and puts a win the studio and got through to through down some vocals. It was impressive. What did what was today's is last action? Euro, what the fuck does that even mean like he wrote not year? Yearo. What does that mean it's a thing there's a there's a, there's a thing that exists and an element of it has been replaced with a food thing because you're a man with a legendary appetite first of all, no, you love. Mediterranean food. I do better Mediterranean who why am the last action? How about no action, the euro, no civil then people don't know what the lines up to. I mean you could say the no action hero. Then it'd be like a guy who doesn't fuck the no action. Euro, then people are like, wait. What is that? Is that a riff on? It's like you change about the no action euro make sense. I think I think we would have difficulty parsing it. God, this is over. It's just over. It's been sitting all time filling. We should do the rest of the show for all right, fine. He's a writer instead of comedian from diesel Maryland last week tonight with John Oliver his new album dancing on a week night is available right now. Josh? Gondal mnay, Josh..
"josh gondal" Discussed on WNYC 93.9 FM
"In every answer, but not necessarily next week other or in that order, our big winner will receive an espionage, the rubik's cube signed by Josh Gondal men, and Catherine co. And we rolled a twenty sided die backstage, and Michelle is going. I here we go Michelle, when you set up a game of pool this black sphere should be in the center of the triangular rack it has a name. Black sphere. Yes. I've no idea we were looking for eight ball. Zach according to the Oxford dictionary, this term comes from the nineteenth century practice of smuggling alcohol in footwear. Bootlegging correct. Michelle eight toreador participates in this activity fighting that is correct. Zach according to the guardian in nineteen thirty-one conservationist Alice rush mckeon popularized. This word for someone who carelessly drops garbage litter book that is correct. Hey, Jonathan what's the score right now so far as to two one with Zach and lead? Okay. Michelle in Harry Potter this, fiery, enchanted object, chose Cedric degree to compete in the Tri wizard tournament. The hat sorter thing. That very much good guests incorrect. We were looking for the goblet of fire. Zack JK Rollings writes, mystery novels under this pseudonym. No clue answers, Robert gull Braith Michelle this game called pudgy for short kicked off the battle royale video game trend. Juggernaut. Good guessed. The answer is player, unknowns battlegrounds. Zach this purple looking UV lamp makes fluorescent colors glow. Black light. That is correct. Okay. We're at the halfway point Jonathan our contestants doing Zach lead, and it's three two one. Okay. Michelle studio, fifty four and the Copacabana are famous examples of this type of hot spot nightclub. That is correct Zach. She was the first female secretary of state. Madeleine Albright that is correct. Michelle, this fellowship was started under president Truman in nineteen forty six and provides grants for Americans to study abroad, Fulbright. That is correct. Zach this term describes a jacket or coat with only one column of buttons. Single-breasted that is correct. All right. We only have a few questions left Jonathan. How's it going? Here's the situation in lead five to three Michelle if you get this question wrong Zach wins the game Michelle this British territory off the coast of Spain is home to a famous rock Gibraltar that is correct. The scores now five to four. Zac, if you get this question, right, you win. Zack, it's the most populous city in Vermont. Montpellier. I'm sorry, that is incorrect. The answer is Burlington. There's only one question for each of you. So Michelle to stay in the game you must answer correctly. Zack has to miss his question. I don't know if I can handle this very tense. Okay. Michelle. This nineteen fifty one song written by Irving, Gordon was originally, titled uncomparable unfurled, get a bull, that is correct. Wow. This is the last question, if you answer this question correctly, you win that in comic books. It's the superhero alter ego of Barbara, Gordon. Cat woman. I'm sorry. The answer was backyard, but it's a tie. Okay in when the answer here we go. This term describes a spy who is secretly loyal to an adversary. Zac agent that is correct. Graduations is.
"josh gondal" Discussed on Ask Me Another
"We're games and trivia, I'm Jonathan Colton. Now, here's your host, fear Eisenberg. It's time to meet our first special guest. He's a comedian and producer and writer on the Showtime series, diesels and marrow. His new book of personal essays is called nice, try stories of best, intentions, and mixed results. Please welcomes the stage Josh Gondal men. Sh- such a pleasure. Oh my gosh. What a joy if you're welcome to ask me, another. Thank you. They're laughing at my very essence. They're like this guy is comical whimsical already. They're happy. You know. So one of the things I love about you, which is you give these pep talks on Twitter and people really open up. It's really fascinating. And that sounds so clinical. But I'm really flattered and touched by the way, people. Sometimes I'll just say, like, hey, if anyone needs to hear kind word, let me know I'm here for five minutes for pep talk and people will say things was ranging is like my father is sick or, like I just lost my job, and I'm worried about providing for my family and like I'm not qualified to solve those problems. But I can say, like probably something good will happen in the future. Your father can only die. Why? That's where I start. But like I'm saying worst case scenario that's where I end up how long have you been doing this, probably like six or seven years? Yeah. Okay. And I do it pretty regularly. I definitely like when I'm on the road doing stand up. I'll do it a lot because they're just like the night ends, and there's nobody when I'm at home. My wife is asleep in like, oh, good idea. Right. And then I go to sleep, but when I'm on the road, I'm just like, well, there's always infomercials. The hours just the hour many hours even the bad ones, and you forget, how bad, they are you stare them down. You're like three AM. Let's dan. And why, why did you start this? I started doing it because I think I was in a little bit of a rough place personally, and I was like I would love a kind word from someone but instead of like asking because I could have gone on the internet and been, like, internet, will you say a nice thing to me, and like probably some people would have. And then a few other people would have been like eat a pile of poop. Yeah. Okay. I get it. This is the internet. But I was like instead of asking for that. I, maybe someone else feels the way I do. And I can do something for them that will make them feel a little better than I will feel commensurate better. So two thousand fourteen you land a big gig working on last week tonight with John Oliver. Yeah, that's true. But you were hired in the first season was and, you know, you've been working on it for many years. And you I mean that was the big break you left your day job, you were an SAT prep. I was doing prep, but also like prep school entrance exam test prep, which is like a big thing in New York. But you kept that job until the last day there was no time in between. I kept the test job through my like third week, working in television, because I started right before the March SAT administration. And so I didn't want to leave my last couple of students in the lurch. So I like had you might have just been one kid that I worked with. And so I had a couple of last sessions with her because I didn't want to be like, I'm living my dream, so figured out for yourself. Yeah. But now you have a great new job. Your boss. You're supervising producer and writer for another show showtimes, late night, talk show with the comedians, diesels and Mero. So that's like a whole they're the best cool job. John is also the vest, but they're also the best. Yeah. But it does feel to me like a totally. It's a totally different. It's a switch. It's like a one eighty it is the opposite job from working the Oh, wreck. john. Oliver truly like my media diet went from. Like watching frontline documentaries in my office with my headphones in and just weeping. Softly, my job, just a lot of soft weeping, which is a weirdly large part of my comedy. Career is the crying. And, and now it's a lot of like, well, let's see what's new on world star. Hip hop today. Okay. So you have a new book coming out of personal essays..
"josh gondal" Discussed on Ask Me Another
"From NPR and WNYC coming to you from the bell house in beautiful Brooklyn, New York. It's NPR's our puzzles word games and trivia, asked me another. I'm Jonathan Coleman. Now, here's your host. Oh, fear Eisenberg. Everybody. Thank you for joining us. Nice to see you. I, we've to amazing guests on the show, both comedians, Josh Gondal men and Katherine Cohen. June June is also pride month. Celebrating tried. Yeah. You know, I probably just go and lot more corporate in the last decade, I would say, like if I did not know and I just had to decide what was being celebrated by watching the parade. I would be like rainbow financial institution. And his Father's Day thaw, there's day. I, I know my special day, I know you're but I say dads, get off pretty easy on Father's Day. I mean, really you pick up the right kid from the playground everyone's like, what a great debt. What a great debt you get like a big day at big Father's Day. I know because you're the same amount of work. I always have to do. Just kidding just kidding. Please. Put that on the radio job, what kind of gift you get what kind of gift to get the kids? They're a little old for this now. But they used to do the thing where they would be like, ooh, let's make daddy breakfast. You know. Yeah. And then they would bring me breakfast, and it'd be like chocolate chip omelette. And like bread that they made. You know, read that they made Plato, and it was always, and then they would leave the kitchen, filthy, and I would have to clean it. You have to clean up. Oh, thanks. Thanks very much. Did you ever get like a I don't know? Like, I remember making in elementary school, like ties out of cardboard, or maybe some fibers, then painting them cardboard tie. Yeah, sure. And then being upset I was like, are you going to wear it to work? And he was like, now, my dad, I will tell you this might dad when I was a little kid. I must have been five or six I gave my dad a desk set that I made out of like toilet paper rolls glued to a piece of cardboard, and then painted and covered with glitter. He was a corporate lawyer. He head on his test for ever when I was forty I would go into him, and he would still have that pencil, hold around his desk. That's doral. Yeah. So that's just goes to show you, what a great pencil holder. I made. All right, everybody. We're gonna have a great time. Let's play some games. Our first game is about weird names for body parts, guess what? The technical term for the back of your knee isn't new pit. I didn't know that. So I'm not a doctor, I up Zac Elwin, who is visiting us from Lindenberg Pennsylvania. Hey. And I hear that you're trying to rent some goats, we've fenced in the yard for our dogs, and we discovered that now we need goats to make the yard habitable for the dogs and what's the hourly rate? Do you know the one place that I talked to actually the charge for two week cleanup crew of five goats? There's an actual rate. Sure is about fifteen hundred dollars. For two weeks for two weeks. That's a pretty good wage. Yeah, I could eat a bunch of plants for two weeks for fifty hundred bucks. Okay. Zach when you ring in, we will hear this your opponent is Lowell Williams you work in cybersecurity for an international Bank. And you used to work in counterterrorism for the FBI. So I imagined you have had quite a lot of clearance in your life.
"josh gondal" Discussed on Story Pirates Podcast
"Can send in stories to story pirates dot com CNN week. Streep hearts podcasts is a production of Gimblett media produced forgive that media by jasmin Romero 'em. Ardine Yoel, and Chad should I produce story pirates by Lee over treat and Benjamin? Saugus associate producers for story pirates are, Peter mcnerney, and Andrew Miller technical direction by Sam bear recording sound design mixing, by Sam bear at the relic room in New York. Theme song by Bobby Lord, our head writer Rachel win. It's contributing writers are, Peter mcnerney Megiddo Neil Lee overture. Special guest, Josh Gondal men. This episode features performances by Eric Austin, Indra bar Bego. Do we Cadel writer? Jason Quinton Johnson. Ryan, Kober, April abou- Joseph Lima, either mcnerney Jack Mitchell, Emily Okaka, mega, no Neil over retrea, Justin Phillips, Rachel Robertson, Peter Russo Rachel in its gate and mini wear the mad piano player was written by Michael b wells, and produced by Brennan O'Grady with vocal direction by Jack Mitchell, the aristocrats strike back was written by mega Neil, and arranged by Jack Mitchell with orchestral arrangement in production. My Eric Gerson. You know that mad piano player has really inspired me to share.
"josh gondal" Discussed on Who Charted
"Time for episode four thirty six of who charted the show where comedians discussed the top five songs and movies of the week. It's the end of April. I'm your H. Michael Cray, Howard Kremer. Yes. How's it going on this Monday? Good. And who am I with today? Overseas Brett starred Morris bread star more Sam, Matt Hugo off DACA, welcome back to the program. Gentlemen. How are you weekends? Great. I know you went off to San Francisco. I'm back baby was in the bay. And now, I'm back. I was up. There was the super bloom in full effect. You know, what it was? I would say so only because I mean, it was also I was up there for four twenty weekends. So all sorts of crazy things happening in this blooming flowers buds. Yeah. Yes. Super Bowl was way in effect this weekend. And now, I'm hyper aware of it since you've. Yeah. You really understood it to tension, and I really we're up against April a super bloom, that's. Making succulents look attractive. If our guests has been affected by that. Let's bring him into the show, ladies and gentlemen, who he's a standup writer and producer. You know him as the co creator of the modern Seinfeld Twitter account and his new stand up album dancing on a week night is out now, it's Josh Gondal. Then, hey. Thank you for this buoyant. Interim us that's very fitting. Did you pick that man? I did not pick that. Oh, hell Gonda men fan somewhere in the office. So you have a lot of fans in offices ideal byu most fans are in office. I the very business casual demographic when you speak like when you speak right now say this attracts a bunch of your fans, you do you picture them?.
"josh gondal" Discussed on Yeah, But Still
"Ours. Only that's official pod. Disclaimer. I think is I don't smoke on not a ho you're about to hear other real New Yorker. The building right. Welcome. Well, yeah. We'll Manica right now of Chapo. That's how most episodes of Chapas. Yeah. Will. South. Thing. I think every podcast begin with. Disclaimer of all the people who shouldn't be listening. Yeah. Just turn off immediately. I'm gonna find you if you're pervert, I'm gonna I'm gonna fan. I'm an INFINITI goblet out of existence. If you tell me to get naked. No know, I'm not a ho wait. So made a good point. You're like if how are you supposed to be a bad bitch? If you don't smoke weed. Yeah. Right. That's what I'm saying. I feel like the official bad bitch like Instagram post is like the blunt the backwoods blind. I love mouth at the clock. I love a comp. There's like have you ever seen those? There's like there's that shit on Twitter. This girl posted like just like a compilation of her spoke. Just like she like male. Stitched a bunch of videos of her smoking weed dudes do that too. I'm in love wait who that was BB Wreksa. Who is that? You got y'all don't know about BB Rex honestly. Although no about the popstar BB Wreksa. Oh, can you give God like the she has that one big? She has like a few big songs. I think I she's like all on top forty. Okay lay. She has that one. There's like that one song. That's like a country ADM boys on what what the fuck song thing. Real New York. She no I did try to listen to her music, but like I put it on Spotify. And then it was just like pervert alert pervert listen to the song. Your phone is being deleted. Sending a virus? You got the internet account. Immediately gets swatted. This into the new bed. Rex is single. Seinfeld. Two thousand loves bit Wreksa. What what is Seinfeld two thousand? You know, Seinfeld. Jason Jason Richard did use docs, that person know, he's publicly. Yeah. He's like his Seinfeld thousand he's like on time crisis. Okay. He co host that. Yeah. Like, he hosts it like as himself or were you not are you not a Seinfeld two guy. I don't like I don't fall. I like I like, it's it's weird started as a parody of Seinfeld today, which is a bad account. Yeah. Scraped up. What is dead? Well, it was stocks the person who made that account. Well, they are Doxa himselves. It's like in the by Josh Gondal, then he woman occur that Josh Gondal. Goldman made Seinfeld thousand Seinfeld today. Okay. Which was that? That's just modern Seinfeld. That's just like, you know, a very earnest outside of the supreme line. Yeah. Yeah. Exact- or doesn't want to wait like those and. Yeah, exactly. And yeah, Josh Gondolen did it. He's like one of the lake rights on he wrote on last week tonight. And now he's like head writer on Diesen Mero is they could stand up stand up. But like he's very he's one of those guys who like his brand is that like, I'm nice, and like, I'm a sweet man, and he'll do this thing on Twitter will not nice, suite men. Do not watch. My livestream. Fuck off he'll do this. Like this thing on Twitter where he's like for the next thirty minutes. I'm giving pep talks. And like, you reply to Sweden, and he's like, you are nice in good, and you can do it. And you know. He'll do he'll do that is not for positively. If somebody or comics that like their whole thing is like, I'm a sweet, I'm sweet and nice. I like don't trust it because they're covering, you know. Yeah, they have they have they have a pile of small children's shoes. That's that's. Hosting stuff like that. Nice to each other the world, you know, would be a better place. Yeah. Look, you know, why why why are you pushing the I'm nice brand. So so hard you something up. What are you hiding? Oh here. Here's some. Here's some positivity. Here's some positive squad. Twenty nineteen stuff for you guys. That thing I saw it on Twitter this morning. It was it was it was this guy who did like some tweet kind of viral where was like posting Malcolm in the middle. And he was like, hey, what what is this show? And then like, Frankie Muniz tweeted it, and it was just one of those..
"josh gondal" Discussed on Jesse, Jordan, GO!
"I was gonna say, I I agree. I I watched a couple of I've mentioned this earlier. But I watched a couple of Harvard. She didn't thought it was real funny and good. Thank you. We are really in a golden age of children's television being better than it needs to be. Sure. Yeah. Because I'll tell you what I got children. They don't need it to be any good. RTD was very bad. Yes. It turns out that I know cruelly horrendously execrable. Yeah. Yeah. I was I was a buzz feed article about square one. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I was like, well, certainly I fucking loved square one all that shit. And then there was links to things that were really great like the greatest of the great inspire one. And I clicked on them. Yeah. I mean fucking better than Heathcliff. You know, sure. Get better than Jabber jaw. No, nothing's better than average. What could be better? Yeah. I'm sorry. That that would be a fun reboot today. Fun anyway. Yeah. Hanna-barbera? Yeah. If you're out there, do you think now you've been on Jordan, Jesse go? They're going to give you the keys to Richie rich. I hope so dear God this is the goal. That's it. It's you know, or casper. Either one those are the those the Cadillac of the Harvey franchise there, you know, who you should get to play Richie. Rick Louis thinking bay area rapper Richie rich. Very clever. I don't know if he can act you about killing people, you know. Casper allies, kinder's cat casper. Ooh. Yeah. All right. Have I done voice acting before if he's only on camera? It doesn't translate. That's true. Yeah. Right. Yeah. You have to be a little bigger than. Yeah. That's all little bigger than you're comfortable with that. I know about voice acting. My mattress voice. You know, they should get casper Weinberger. From the Reagan. I think he's alive. Maybe that's I mainly know him from bloom county. Cowboy hat was George W him Brian sunny D berry berry who cares talking asterisk at one point. I've never been more baffled by any by like a collection of dues. Why is he good? Others wreath. This. Why did they has the rhythm of? Yeah. I wouldn't really rather be reading for better. Sure. Lease the dog might die. The did you eight. Hey, Brian, sunny D is our producer. That's his voice that you hear penetrating the soundproof booth not much. We can do about that maximum fund dot ready dot com where you can join us on the red it. There's a lot of fun chat. They're usually go chat with hunter Ellen boss. You can go there. You can find our Facebook group right there on the website Facebook. Mashed JJ go on Twitter. I'm Jesse thorn Jordan's at Jordan underscore Morris. Brennan, you on that, Diane. I am at B underscore. Hey BJ. Why good Twitter? Good jokes. Good pug, Abby dago, you go. You got a pug, Abby. Yep. Nice. Do you ever? Do you ever have a pug competitions with Josh Gondal men in L? I should I think I have less competition. More like a pug solidarity with conchords. Mike Norton a little pug. I'd like to see pug Olympics. If you think you could what would they be breathing heavily? Yeah. How many people can you wake up with your snoring? Yeah. Deformed on purpose. We'll talk to you next time on Jordan. Jessica. Maximum fund dot org, comedy and culture, artists owned listener supported.
"josh gondal" Discussed on Doug Loves Movies
"Well, I'm a regular, Freddie. Mercury with this. Mike stand. Another one rides the bus. All right enough Christmas songs. Let's look in the prize bag. I brought some stuff, but let's face. It twelve celebrities and others are going to bring. Going to bring out here. Who knows what they're going to contribute? It's going to be a big pile of something. I brought some stuff just because you know, I should bring something to shouldn't just make my guest bring something this thing. I've found it's a box that claims to be virtual reality viewer. Two point. Oh, I boxed didn't work out. But this one you put this box on your phone. You'll be like oh shit. Inside this stuff some Douglas movie stickers. Those are easy to transport. I brought a lot of those whoever wins. Please just go put them on things in public in. Oh my God. You guys I was just in San Diego. So somebody size going home with San Diego magazine. Like, I said I put much effort into it. But I think my guests did and I'm very excited to bring them all out here. Would you guys like to meet the twelve guests of Christmas? Please give it up for our night one competitors. So exciting everybody on that ever there. See me. Okay. Felt like I was Phil. Like, I was off stage for that one guy though. He's very excited. Very excited that they can kind of see me. Please give it up for Alex. Bribe Kimberly did trade galleon Josh Gondal said hers duty horn or Julia, Madison, rob McClure, Jesse pasternack Tom to Greg wish she'd ski and Jeff. Yeah. Yeah. Look at this crowd. Did they want some Tate cookies is that what's going on? All right here. We go twelve guests three microphones. So yeah, if you got some funding say get your hands on one of those things if you don't just there. So he's also you want to answer the questions when it's your turn. One south looking around like I'm singling him out. I felt like you were it was lights get brighter of here or do. I need my glaucoma medication. Holy shit. I liked it the way it was before you could bring down a little bit of that. Yeah. Let's let's do the show. Like, it's around a campfire one of those great Christmas campfires that we go outside and have. Have. Let's meet them individually starting with the man directly to my left in the front row. It's bright. Thank you so much. Hello, everybody. Hello, doug. Hey, dude. It's so great to have you back. I'm so excited for the world to see you as Beetlejuice Beetlejuice the music goal. Bettle guys if you know what you're talking about. And. It's it's I saw in Washington DC, and it was great. And it's probably going to be even better when it hits Broadway, and congratulations, dude, thanks, man. Because I have to be back here. Yes. See that's the thing. He's excited about this. I don't give a shit about Broadway's fucking smoking. Smokin Beetlejuice, this is why I do this. I brought for the prize bag. I didn't wanna bring it up until you're out here. I got a sippy Cup when I saw your so. Yeah, it traveled back with me. Yeah. Damn UTSA. I don't know why mad at them. They let it go through. But it's it's the theater you played that was the called the national and this is their their their season. The all the shows that are coming up this season that the on the Cup. That's right and beautiful. The Carole king musicals playing there. Now. There you go. So. I mean, what's playing after that, Alex? I think it was supposed to be held. But they're not having any more bad out of hell fucking isn't a thing anymore. I saw the poster when I was their advertising, and I was like that. I think it is just a pets. Don't be thing. Yeah. Was like is that a is that a pretend thing is that like a funny Beetlejuice lobby post? Well, what's the opening day? Give us a it's at the winter garden where you played the title role in school for us, right? I actually think I think I think and I'm not sure about this. But I think I'm making Broadway history by being the first person to open to back to back shows starring in the show in the same theater. Yeah. There's no for that. That's I mean, it's hard record to have mama me..
"josh gondal" Discussed on Small Doses
"Rip forward slash sb dash p r e s s eight a good deal no that is not a red tailed finch native to the southeast united states it is me keiler is i am the host of never seen it on starbucks audio i wanna play quick clip from my podcast here because i think you're gonna love it never seen it is the podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies and tv shows they've never seen and then we give their scripts or read in studio this is a clip from episode word josh gondal men rewrites avatar on never seen it i don't know if that's actually the right bird exterior the forests affirmed golly day we through the lush green canopies of planet fern gully the only habitable planet in the faraway heavyhanded metaphor galaxy leave slap against the camera lens three d is just like running through the woods people are gonna shit their pants when they see these graphics when they were in middle school jeff greed the ceo of greed mining enterprises hacks his way through the brush he looks like every dude who lives in murray hill on vacation in costa rica it's a very new york centric sorry that doesn't travel well there's plenty of room for him to walk without hacking but he's chopping down for its as louis shetty anyway just to be an asshole my dick the environment jif creed stops for a moment he pours gasoline onto the ground from a canteen he's been carrying it could probably use that gasoline later but dami hates the environment's so much droplets of gasoline splattered three d this is definitely what people go to the movies for jeff sits on a rock stroking his jannine contemplating the riches he is about to uncover we hear the voice of father time who's never seen but as heavily implied to be an old black man as close to james earl jones as we can get jeff greed was mere steps away from discovering planet fern gullies last remaining deposit of unattainable an incredibly valuable substance a single nugget of unim winning knighted can power an entire city for a year but at the same time in melts every polarized cap burns a hole in the atmosphere and causes every bald eagles dicta fall off in the hands of jeff greed the unobtainable would cause certain environmental collapse days the on obtaining in mind and once i've taken its contents.
"josh gondal" Discussed on We're No Doctors
"All right thanks guys no that is not a red tailed finch native to the southeast united states it is me kyle as i am the host of never seen it on star burns audio i wanna play quick clip from my podcast here because i think you're gonna love it never seen it is the podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies and tv shows they've never seen and then we give their scripts or read in studio this is a clip from episode where josh gondal men rewrites avatar on never seen it i don't know if that's actually the right bird exterior the forest affirmed golly day we through the lush green canopies of planet fern gully the only habitable planet in the faraway heavyhanded metaphor galaxy leave slap against the camera lens and the three d is just like running through the woods people are gonna shit their pants when they see these graphics when they were in middle school jeff greed the ceo of greed mining enterprises taxes way through the end of brush he looks like every dude who lives in murray hill on vacation in costa rica it's a very new york centric sorry that doesn't travel well there's plenty of room for him to walk without hacking but he's chopping down for its as louis shetty anyway just to be an asshole my dick the environment jeff greed stops for a moment he pours gasoline onto the ground from canton he's been carrying it could probably use that gasoline later but dami hates the environment's so much droplets of gasoline splattered three day this is definitely what people go to the movies for jeff sits on a rock stroking his jannine contemplating the riches he is about to uncover we hear the voice of father time who's never seen but it's heavily implied to be an old black man as close to james earl jones as we can get jeff greed was mere steps away from discovering planet fern gullies last remaining deposit of unattainable an incredibly valuable substance a single nugget of unim winning knighted can power and entire city for a year but at the same time in melts every polarized cap burns a hole in the atmosphere and causes every bald eagles dicta fall off in the hands of jeff greed the unobtainable would cause certain environmental collapse as the on obtaining in mind and once i've taken its contents.
"josh gondal" Discussed on Dumb People Town
"No that is not a red tailed finch native to these southeast united states it is me kylie's i am the host of never seen it on star burns audio i wanna play quick clip from my podcast here because i think you're gonna love it never seen is the podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies and tv shows they've never seen and then we give their scripts or read in studio this is a clip from episode where josh gondal men rewrites avatar on never seen it i don't know if that's actually the right bird exterior the forest fern gully day we zoomed through the lush green canopies of planet fern gully the only habitable planet in the faraway heavyhanded metaphor galaxy leave slap against the camera lens three d is just like running through the woods people are gonna shit their pants when they see these graphics when they were in middle school jeff greed the ceo of greed mining enterprises axes lay through the underbrush he looks like every dude who lives in murray hill on vacation in costa rica it's very new york centric sorry that doesn't travel there's plenty of room for him to walk without hacking but he's chopping down for its louis shetty anyway just to be an asshole so my dick the environment jeff greed stops for moment he pours gasoline onto the ground from a canteen he's been carrying it could probably use gasoline later but dami hates the firemen so much droplets of gasoline splatter three d this is definitely when people go to the movies for jeff sits on a rock stroking jannine contemplating the riches he is about to uncover we hear.
"josh gondal" Discussed on Suicide Buddies
"No that is not a red tailed finch native to the southeast united states it is me kylie's i am the host of never seen it on star burns audio i wanna play a quick clip from my podcast here because i think you're gonna love it never seen it is the podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies and tv shows they've never seen and then we give their scripts or read in studio this is a clip from episode word josh gondal men rewrites avatar on never seen it i don't know if that's actually the right bird exterior the forests affirmed golly day we zoomed through the lush green canopies of planet fern gully the only habitable planet in the faraway heavyhanded metaphor galaxy leave slap against the camera lens the three d is just like running through the woods people are going to shift their pants when they see these graphics when they were in middle school jeff greed the ceo of greed mining enterprises taxes lay through the brush he looks like every dude who lives in murray hill on vacation in costa rica it's a very new york centric sorry that doesn't travel well there's plenty of room for him to walk without hacking but he's chopping down for its as the machete anyway just to be an asshole so my dick the environment jeff greed stops for a moment he pours gasoline onto the ground from a canteen he's been carrying it could probably use that gasoline later but tammy hates the environment don't much droplets of gasoline splattered three d this is definitely when people go to the movies for jeff sits on a rock stroking his chin and contemplating the riches he is about to uncover we hear.
"josh gondal" Discussed on Bullseye with Jesse Thorn
"I now and then i'm just like dude like that's not what improves like male privileges definitely real so what's actually going on is that i am doing away better than you a kate will it from her debut album glass gutter if you live in new york she plays clubs they're pretty regularly i have a link to her website on the bullseye page at maximum fund dot org next up the great josh gondal men a very very funny man not just on twitter although also on twitter he did create the twitter handle at modern seinfeld you might remember from a few years ago and and he is pretty miraculous there on his own account at josh gone delman but he's also an awardwinning standup comedian and writer he's got an amy and a peabody for his work as a writer on last week tonight with john oliver maybe if seen his writing in mitch sweeney's or new york magazine the new yorker josh got married recently and of course that's worked his way into his act he was kind enough to be the emcee at the stand up showcase at this year's max fun con east and i mean he just he just mowed down the audience with glove enjoy an laughter here's a little wedding story but he told the story of the second best moment of my wedding the vessel in is not a good story is just like a quiet interaction the my wife and i shared we're we can it after the ceremony had a moment just together away from everyone else and we leaned any whisper to each other our social security numbers very traditional jewish wedding.