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"jordan morris" Discussed on Probably Science
"You don't need any more info to to get the whole experience and yeah like sarah said you can get anywhere you get a book but maybe check out your local bookstore or comic bookstore up for you found the way you described it which is it sweet heartfelt and very very violent lovely web screaming it. It's about a group of friends who have in the twenty from the gig economy jokes and it just happens that there's going to be jobs Slaying monsters by a lift style. And the podcast. Larry's i haven't read the governor but flipped random page and. There's already a great joke right in front of me. Where monsters complaining about vocal fry podcasts. So there's a lot of pastures. There's some podcast humor in. It wants to slaying. Stay for the many juxtapose. I can't go and buy it. We'll put ling. Yeah we'll we'll link to that as well in the show notes and the yet by from your local bookshop all the buying place of choice you find us at probably science besides dot com individually at. Andy t would atma. Cushion your vice sarah and jordan. What are your twitter handle at sarah. L. morgan on twitter and at s. l. mogo on instagram jordan underscore morris and jordan david morris on instagram. And no. That's so thank you very much joining us. Thanks for joining us. So much blast. Hey let's double yes please by bubble let's play what we're going to was quick break whiplash whiplash like it was fucking last year. There's no reason we can't even though you can go out. Yeah that might be a fun thing. I should say this off the air. But maybe sometime do that as a thing for a bonus don't know that'd be a thing listeners. One actually sent listeners. If you'd want to watch or listen to us play quip lash sometimes this. Oh i don't know. I think it's funny. I laugh harder at that. That anything i see on tv when we play it kept me. Sane during lockdown playing a quick lashes micrometeorites as friends and doing our job that we weren't able to do you know what and sarah jordan. Thank you yes..
Probably Science
"jordan morris" Discussed on Probably Science
"The region's melting permafrost. Which is the only thing. Preventing ancient caches of greenhouse gases from reentering earth's atmosphere is also how the thing works in total recall right. You put your three fingered hand on the thing and then there's oxygen on mars right. I believe yeah. I think that's that's this is about how it works. Yeah so. I think. I think this this article pointing to two different movie futures a little bit total recall a little bit waterworld seems likely maybe have one of each coming. We can simultaneously have three breasts. Centric game right. Hopefully fingers crossed right right so the says sentinel three a and three b satellites according to the high temperatures in the midst of an ongoing heatwave over much of siberia The heat spike is unfortunately a predictable. Start to summer following spring hundreds of wildfires scorching the siberian countryside in black not major cities of blankets. A smoke many of these spring fires were zombie fires so named because they're thought to be the rekindled remains of wildfires that ignited the previous summer. And we're never fully extinguished less sexy in the phrase fines. The house fire last dragon man. And this this thing. It's zombie russia's the city where these are taking the. Someone's listening to the cranberries when it was sweet rum based cocktail. Well yeah this is interesting though. Yeah there's not be. Fires smoldered for months under white ice and snow carbon rich pete below the surface. I didn't know that. Actually that is quite interesting. Springfield arrives the old fires blazed newsies christ as he was on these. Yes yeah. I mean even actually zone on fire coming out of there and is the second best slash west thing. Yeah yeah yeah. I mean it's we're heading for some heading for some extreme. I mean i i guess. Luckily if i'm already out here where it's always pretty extreme like one hundred five hundred fifteen snotty not a huge functional difference in your in your day but ten degrees elsewhere makes a much bigger difference. You'll just have to like cut off your cutoffs a little bit more end. Maybe take an inch off. The cutoffs averted got three inches of pocket. Sticking out the bottom. Is that too much not enough. It's not enough more pocket pockets. Wanna come boss the app. I'm sorry listeners for that visual I got to seem going right now. That's all i'm picturing. You can picture that if you want. I'll be happy. Pappy is open mic. Tonight's show the pockets. let's hope let's hope your opponent has nothing they can pick on possible possible. Wood insult this man sofa sill phone so they can't even. That's an obvious and i win. Because they can't point out the thing that everyone knows. Yeah that's that's that's pretty much like that is the pulse of eight mile. You just you just get your nuts out point to them and go like you've got nothing left. It's also the plot of roxanne. I believe with the dart thing right yesterday. Twenty noes jokes about himself. Yeah that's great but with the annette's looking up on my nuts out but you'll shit dippy. Spaghetti is rubbish man. That's right. i said looking up other things you know. What else bowls your mom's cooking. Andy how how. How is your mom's spaghetti passable. think it's just raghu. I'm not sure someone should sack the cook of this spaghetti from cookie spaghetti. Also this is my bulls s speaking laying death valley. Get up to one thirty on saturday. I think the all time record on earth is only one thirty five which is also death valley. Let me see if that's true. All time he record nope that's hat record. And that's i want see that one thirty four okay. So on saturday it was. We were only four degrees shy of the hottest temperature. Ever on the planet for metric. People that is over fifty four celsius. Not good yeah. I'm on that ridiculous as well. We should we should start to wrap things up. I mean these bulls out the whole time battle. Perfect who's gonna wrap up these bulls. I'll read pop them. Good wrapping we did at joe. Wrap your bulls hair anyway. By bubble it comes wet before we tell them where you can. We find we find your book because if a lot of work into another great you can find. You can find a wherever you but wherever you wherever you choose to get books from you can. Please put your local independent bookshops. They've had a tough time recently but we will also judgy review Question online place A week there's no preordered on things anymore. Is that yeah. The priore during window has closed. It doesn't mean snooze or any leased you snows order ill but that's the that listen you're in it for the bonuses. You're in it for the for the for the jokes for the adventure for the action. If you like science inside it's it's great sifi rate It's an at a about a. I think a tiny described. I come patient. And i didn't cut it so i can't go back. Tastes other things. Children vote on. Exactly what the graphing. i thought. I'd yeah so so yeah. It's a sci fi comedy. read it for it's for. It's got a lot of swears grown ups. Don't buy it for kid but if but if if you like comics you'll like if you don't read comics make good place to start. It's a self contained story so you don't need any more info to to get the whole experience and yeah like sarah said you can get anywhere you get a book but maybe check out your local bookstore or comic bookstore up for you found the way you described it which is it sweet heartfelt and very very violent lovely web.
Probably Science
"jordan morris" Discussed on Probably Science
"Which has paraphrase the new scientist Fish brains grow when they have to think harder and shrink went and less challenging environments the brains of fish grow lodge when they have to think honda a down again when they can sit back in. So what's a challenge for a fifth what what's driving to chat. Yeah sudoku you can't just put one in all the boxes man. Yes we could. If i if we could get if we could get some pseudo coups or you know maybe an older computer. That played like minesweeper Down to fish we would have probably a problem with superfish real quick. It seems the has just got so big. Aqua aqua dynamics of interest. we'll see this is the what is the plus of deeply see when the show. Yeah let's let's let's protect. Samuel jackson costs the smart fish thing just leads to him getting eaten and we need him. He's got ten more vendors movies to make right. That's little cool. J singing about how his hat shape to sharks. Oh yeah that was in the great. That was in the great era of after a movie. You had someone wrap the plot of the movie you over the credits. What what a time to be alive yet. they just. They just did that in Cycle and that was. Oh god gorman the best yeah. I forgot if everyone here watch. The i haven't seen a did we did. We did a virtual watch along so great. Yeah you'd love your job and listeners. I'm assuming it's good. Yeah i think the modern the most modern example of that is i think at the end of venom eminem raps about venom over the credits Plot information you get from it. But i think he's kind of using the general themes of venom anyway confronting the again me pretty good off the dome full pints last night i mean i don't i don't i doubt that eminem is wrapping about hegemony. But it'd be. I don't know anything about eminem. I can't think of anything venom right now. That's why he's a genius. Nobody nobody the back of his hand right etc. By the way it'd be nice matt. I'm sorry no i'm right here. He's thinking of ryan's sorry. Is there a good rhyme for symbiosis. By the way. I interesting music trivia. Mlm's mum is actually just a really shit. Cook can't keep notes that whole quality spaghetti literally. everyone just throws it up. Doesn't matter whether you one the last night so not yeah. Regardless of rap. Battle everybody rap. Anyone like a watch out or you're going to get wrapped roughing tonight. Marshall i always forget the name cast interrupt elizabeth. La well your mom. Pasta making schools pull. She's subpar italian cookery and then everybody in the place just goes he her but her baking. If i've ever told the story of the rat butler and under with maybe the worst rattler abso- hold it on stage. But i think. I don't know if ever mentioned it on this podcast because it was a it was. Do you ever come with sarah. We're in central london. Yeah i think so. I think i would know that if this was your. Yeah but you you would. You would hubby State but this. I mean i listen you okay was london's apple london's premier rap battle. I think is still going and like properly. Good people have come out of it but also i pretty sure it was like open sign up so some of the people in that not good These two guys who clearly like bottom of the bill both look panicked and the first guy. Just shut off just still somewhere like i came here to piss you off and then just got stuck and started shouting the same thing again cancer. Well i mean that. Probably pissed everyone off As in the second guy which you'd think he'd have a fairly easy job at this point because the first guy being booed on his return Already lost that. The second guy looks even more product. Just goes like yo yo. You're a wanker. Wow i think when all else fails start rapping about venom right. My god john. I can't think of any. I came here to piss you off. Venoms alter-ego is eddie. Brock almost works that the one with tom. Hardy tom hardy. Yeah he came here to party there. Okay all right. See we're getting there. Got one rhyme. That's ready for open open rap battle tonight. Happy here in the desert. Tom hardy here to party. Hey we're gonna take a brief moment way for discussion to talk about us sponsor there a streaming services. The ton up rains off That a mindless entertainment. And then there's one dream which we love 'cause they A neg- good on those two things that we enjoy got thousands and thousands of audio and video learning experiences to feed all curiosity with curious people. We are definitely describe us. That i mean if i see something in the woods puck it with a stick maybe two. Yeah but now at our have to because there's almost certainly a documentary. All some of the video from of you might remember that we had the great courses classes all sponsor. One dream is now the ol- encompassing huge video service that includes the great courses videos but also collections from kino. Lorber craftsy magellan. 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Probably Science
"jordan morris" Discussed on Probably Science
"Cox. Oh now i get it. Oh that makes sense yeah. It's it's a graphic novel. It's like kim to surprise it. Sounds like lots of things in one but actually it's yes. It's the book really choking hazard very much. Striking has it and do not stick any parts of bubble and and adults blowhole as much. God forgot about that. What is that. Which i just laughed at. How random looking urban legends and stuff like that. i thrown kinder- expert away. And then he gets is like the cans. The six pack last ducks knows. Yeah definitely kill swan. Yeah listen we re very proud of the bubble comic slash graphic novel slash book and. We think it's something that you know if you if you purchase it you wanna keep it on your shelf forever. If for some reason you don't give it away. Donate it to your local library. Do not throw it in. The ocean will get stuck in the falcons blowhole. Yeah yes exactly. It will get stuck in a sea turtles nose. So yes dispose of bubble properly. When you're done with it give it to a friend. Do not flush bubble. This isn't saying no people think to flash rapid in tissue you put it in the band. Wonder if i've been disposing of all my books incorrectly. Looks have you been hurling them in the ocean or flushing them down the toilet. We do have the annual bonfire. The weekly bonfires right. Yeah but that's got a bad carbon footprint so it's no. Yeah no that's okay. That's not safe. As long as i check it for hedgehogs. Yeah genuinely we've been. We've been working on this thing for like a couple of years now including through the very strange to pastry reaches lived through and it's published tomorrow that the july so don't know when this episode going up but publication days tomorrow so this is if we sound gives you the normal. I think it's because we were the end of like we just so excited that it's finally out in the world. Yeah joking toll for them out. Nice and quickly so that you can get that day one initial sales bump he asked you need to probably science bump we wanna we wanna pro science Super sprinter event. Do you know what if you have a subdivision within graphic novels that you could be not that you couldn't be number one in everything on amazon but like like. I bought tom sharply book. And that's number one hundred rock band biographies. He's not. But i don't know if you she was that thing. So that you could have to be the top of some subcategory. Yeah no that's great and you're right that any any any bragging rights are good so yeah let's let's think what ultra specific subcategory. It could go into. Is there a scifi comedy. Gated me satire. Because friends cpa best friends hipster monster slaying great kofi doughnuts mentioned. At least these are all things that are mentioned in the book. There's robots robots arterial blood spray baby mentioning graphic. Doping code is the closest baby guys had baby goats included in that. I can't see. Are there any places that have samples of the interior artwork on the amazon page. I'm not seeing. I'm just shocked the novel. I don't have it now. you don't have to you. don't have to send cash. That's he participated. And andy andy. I'm sticking it in the chat you can take the whole the whole fucking things right. There were teasing the listeners. Who can't click on that that you know encourage them echo and by paper one not any does it look great. Read great smells great. Like a giant does smell good smell so nice. That may be solvent. I may just be speaking high sniffing graphic noble children. Yeah yeah the the we should say. The art is by the great. Tony cliff He does the delilah dirk series. Which are kind of a historical swashbuckling. All ages adventure That would maybe guest. Some probably science listeners are familiar with and the colors. By natalie reese she does the dungeon critters series and she made it. Look all pastel and psychedelic. And and a little. Jack kirby esque i might say so. So yeah it's it's it was. They were they were. It was really cool to work with those two just kind of genius comics folks and they made it look real nice. This is so cool. I can't wait to dig into it if i get a paper copy. Obviously i'm not going to see. I might see jordan more soon but sarah. I'm not going to see you in person for wild because we're stuck in different countries so can. Can you just describe to me how to do your signature. Listen if you genuinely gemini book needs to resign. And for which store. And i was it jordan. We the only thing we had to do. Because we don't get to virtual launch event we have We sent a loaded book plates around the world from me in london to tony in canada to knock in another bits of america and the new in. La was that the end and we did a fracking. When someone sends you grace expense five hundred little bits of paper the sign. Anything we ellen thing. Dan temptation i was going to time this chain. I got barbecue sauce on exactly one so if you The bookstore that you can get those from his called brookline booksmith. They are in massachusetts. If you just google them brooklyn book. Smith's you can you can get that signed by everybody version of it and they arrive because the tweet us tweet me if you get the barbecue sauce. Possibly the most rare the most rare copy of the book. The upside down airplane the right. Yes exactly so. Did you all sign the same plate. Did you stuck with them. You sign them and then they did. I know that there was a chain in both. Who was ten order where they end. 'cause i would be so much more nervous if i was the fourth one on best one i think because they knew how in my head i will get about the whole thing. I came to london and then and then had to it. Round the world's Jordan then tiny madly support for we had the most terrifying but also like they clearly with the the irresponsible writers i in the capital autism. Second the people who like really good not screwing up drawing it was it was a white knuckle event and by the way the podcast is still the full feet of that is still available on my. I have to what i said. Is that not true. Or if you if you wanna listen to the podcast as well bubble. It's still up there. And i think as of this release there will be a new episode. The first new episode in a long long time is up there in the feed Episode we recorded live at sf sketch fest. A couple of years ago. it has canonical. It is yeah. It is is a proper part of the continuity the bubble verse the bible verse. Yes exactly so yeah. There's a yes if you listen to the podcast. It's it's anymore. You get your podcasts. And there's there's new episodes it's got a great cast. I'm sure it's people that probably science listeners. Know got allison becker. We've got christel alonzo. Keith powell from thirty rock mike mitchell from the doboy and just guest star after guest star. Is there any medium that you won't tackle with bubble no any medium cakes who's got a cake pornos. Porno company discuss what the pull imperative. Bubble would be called involve conversation yet. There's any if there's any pornographers out there might have one or two number from the biotech seats and monster slamming fucking. I think i think what pornography is missing world building. Yeah and i think that is something. We're good at so tragic backstory. And we're weaponry. The catalog and file seems like this listeners. If you want to collaborate you know where to find everybody. Don't be shy. It's cover types. Everyone's got to make a buck. So pornographer reach out to ethical. No gratuitous cake decorators. 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Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
"jordan morris" Discussed on Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
"Take note of the color of the walls and stuff color. It was kind of greenish. The pinera colors kind of a green yellow kind of earthy all with bathroom. This one specifically that is an amazing question. And i will now drive across country going from the narrative panara finding where i look. I was their windows or was it. No windows really. Yeah and you did something like immediate comparisons before like her to let me. Do i look this good right now or is it just specifically this. Yeah no i got home. And i looked in the mirror. I'm like yep goblin panara bathroom. I don't know. I was stunning. I was so good to go to this pinera and see how i look in the mirror. You should it's in pasadena. I'll send you the for narrow. I don't know. I don't know if she's like my skin tone or whatever. I'm just like this. I wish i could like socializing here. So i can meet people bonds. That's your new office. Yeah need to redesign your own bathroom so right here. Corporate say like what do you so the companies that have offices near walmart in north west. Arkansas will design their entire interior of their offices to be exactly like corporate headquarters at walmart. Just so their sales people will get used to the craze. So everything's just went. She fast. But but i want i want to say blackened deckers offices in bentonville the interior of their office. Space look exact same carpet. Same wall colors in cubicles as walmart headquarters like they just replicate the look so that their sales people i guess are like use to. I don't know why though that's a thing and while you looking at it like that. But why black and decker like the other business. I think sony might have done that too. I'm just saying okay. Go ahead go ahead. Never mind using everyone else. Following this sort of you're saying the second psychological the psychological effect that lighting. I can't exactly tell you why they do it. I know that other businesses in bentonville. Where where which is where walmart headquarters. Oh i'm sorry. So maybe i shouldn't have brought this up. This is in walmart. Headquarters has around them every company every major company that does business with walmart has offices year there. This was with their sales. Sorry with their sales people so they can regularly just pop in and make sales calls on the buyers at walmart. This is not interesting now but that was that was very now. It makes okay so now you understand. Sorry yeah it's not like black and decker like showroom. I dated somebody who made a product that dealt with walmart and she just had to fly to bentonville once a month to bend the knee walmart and it was like well. Maybe we should get an office out there..
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
"jordan morris" Discussed on Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
"E- ever have those things where you know you like. This is an exciting at all. But i need to share this with some of motion. Built a lifetime millipedes nonstop. I feel like this is this is this is a different type of thing but it was one of the things where it's like. Why was this exciting to me but it was. Let me tell you. I was driving my car and i remember. I need an oil change soon. And i looked at my odometer. And it's like what is my sticker say. It was the exact mileage. When i looked at played yourself a celebratory something or other. Okay how could you feel. It will change i. I knew sensitive sensitive to oil changes to his car in the way that the characters from avatar connected to those dragon. Yeah they just feel each other. Yes amazing do you feel closer to your car now. After that a little bit a little bit feels good. And it's it's. I'm like two months from finely painted off to like with me and my car. you're experiencing perfect again. I don't remember what that is. Is anyone here. What i remember that is supposed to mean like pure driving pleasure. I think it's the mummy of car and then it's made up that he mommy's made up no mommy's real i don't know okay. Do you want to know something crazy. I learned this. Because i wrote songs for that for those kids tv. Show on and off remote cheat. Mommy is one of the taste. Buds donate it salty. Sweet sour better. So the new mommy like it actually under a microscope. Yep it's one of those before they realized you mommy did they just not cat. Was there an area of the taste. Buds map that they gave to salt. Or something. I didn't look into it that far but i did write a whole song about it. Yeah phil because i had this conversation with phil rosenthal not to drop a name go this episode but he i was like i just. I just don't think it's real. I don't i feel like it's made up. How is it different than this all team. No he's a new mommy truth and he was like imagined something that savory but not salty. That's what emami is. Imagine like the juiciest ouagadougou stake. Like what is oh. Yeah okay. that's right right. What is that yeah. It's not sure. I believe the mommy israel and the earth is flat that only access the moon land. Okay jordan tell us what are going to tell our e micro. So i i so i went on. I went on a very fun podcasts. Not too long ago. You'll be shocked to know that. I appeared on a podcast impossible to book you. Yes i know. i'm hard. Get huge. You have to ask once and i wouldn't this podcast called geeks guide to the galaxy. It's a wired magazine. Had a very fun chat with them but the only reaction to it i got was in my email so i have a. I have a fund website jordan morris dot net had over there. If you wanna see a photo of me the best use at our drops are so good and so..
Fake the Nation
"jordan morris" Discussed on Fake the Nation
"And i wouldn't bet a guardian years ago absolutely out core story twenty twenty when i was drinking a bucket of scotch at a bathtub sobbing eating oreos out of a bowl with a ladle. Because i couldn't do dishes. Oh i should have had the guarantor. So that i find very weird and i look at this first of all. I don't know california a guardianship laws. I'm sure they're very very complex. But it seems to me that the the benefit of the doubt should be. You're saying you should have to really prove somebody's insane. Secondly if you're gonna do it it should the threshold should be. This person literally cannot function in society and is going to be criminally taken advantage of or we'll wind up in prisoner insane asylum that should be the level. Where if it's just. I don't think she's optimizing her career. That is not sufficient. I think guys not sufficient not sufficient. It was crazy because she wasn't even allowed to retain her own counsel because of medical records. That were also kept from the council that she was trying to keep so. It's like for reasons that we don't even. If that weren't clear to her at the time she would put under this conservative ship and then the the lawyer that works with jamie spears which is her dad. A who is the conservative co-conspirator He she had said in the documentary. Oh i've never in my entire career. I've never seen someone get out of a conservative ship because the thing is the idea. Is that also. You should be able to graduate out of it like leads again. Let's say for the sake of argument that she did something more insane than just shaving her head in at a salon or whatever remember that thing she shaved her head or remember she like hit a car geraci. Stop bothering her. And it was like you know anyway. Let's say it was beyond that and it was and there was an actual. You know medical reason that she was put into the conservative ship. I mean however many years of a vague vegas residency later where she's performing at the highest of her abilities of anyone's number one albums..
Dumb People Town
"jordan morris" Discussed on Dumb People Town
"He's accused of stealing a significant amount of memorabilia connected to leonard skinner by the way and a significant amount doesn't mean all of it means that there was even more in there that he did not. If you be. I stole all of it. He still significant say that he only got some of it. he couldn't. There was so much dan that he could not get into. It makes hard choices. A significant say leonard. Skinner is a southern rock band. Who's major hits. Include free bird accused as gone. Sweet home alabama sweet home alabama the memorabilia along with the trailer that it was in had disappeared. So it's trailers worth the trailers worth of. This is also brand like where was it stolen from. It was stolen from the parking lot at a days in area. Go you're gonna leave all lining up by the way. Should i bring my trailer of Of leonard skinner member home. Someone's going to steal it. If they know you're gone i'll just bring into the days days inn at day's end they have like. They have like customer parking handicapped parking and leonard skinner trailer place for always days in like. Nobody's nobody's like the intercontinental no at the four taken it and by the way boy but who maybe in the loft might be mandates at the mandarin oriental guys. That's where it is. Ice roy at the kempton. So my question is who was driving around going That's a trailer full of something. I should probably get right or did they. Storage wars and they were just like i want. What's ever in that. There's something in there. That's and i'm gonna get it right. The memorabilia along with the trailer disappeared from the days. Parking lot in orange park on april ninth just one day before the items were intended to be auctioned off at a cancer benefit in middleburg florida. So these also had. They were the best intentions memorabilia. They're like we're going to sell this for a good cause which we're gonna do something that leonard skinner never did do. Something for us organizers of the jimmy vans cancer benefit named for the late musician. Jimmy van zandt. That feels done. Who was also a cousin of leonard. Skinner donny johnny and ronnie van zandt on donny johnny. And somebody's filling a quota on this johnny and ronnie had said what your kids. Name's donny johnny and ronnie. I guess you don't care. No i do. Not right we use the same naming convention as pacman goes forth. one clyde. You're right you're right. Right keep blinking. Winky dinky blinky pinky and clyde. Thank you the order sue. Am i wrong about that. Maybe that was hats music. It needs a female goes anyway. It is a look it up researchers. He said that some of the stolen memorabilia included musical equipment autographed photos shirt and this is probably worth something the drummer. He's he's been living in israel most expensive memorabilia. And i it's not it's not like it's kind of sad thing is you know. It's the addition of their album. They put out with everybody on it and one of the guys was on fire and then he ended up being. The guy who died in the plane died the plane crash and so they reissued the album. And if you have one of those original ones that's worth a shit on money. I'm an it's definitely worth just thrown in the trailer and parking at the so more or less than the the rare confederate flag but plugs. They saw those very jolting on impact. Man it was inky blinky. Pinky and clyde in biz pacman. They changed the name of the slowest ghost. Clyde to sue. So you were correct you work. Everybody win everyone was right now. Correct answers nice. I just loved that my my daughter. I don't have a daughter. I love that my daughter can play pacman and see it. Ghost looks like her. That's right yes kennedy politics. I feel like this is expensive. Side questionnaire tuesday's gone. Was that the end of the party. Song confused came out. No that was the end of abuse. Really put that as the party's over yet. They they made that as the party. Like the cup goes on the king over..
High and Mighty
"jordan morris" Discussed on High and Mighty
"But i you know like getting every now and then same same same. I'm sure we've been in the same location bombed but we never set out for the two of us to get drunk feel like due to overlapping parties. At some point we were blast in the same place makes sense. And i like you know and i of offices also acknowledged that. Perhaps there's times in my life when i've liked to drink too much and it affected my career and relationship up safe to say that as well mostly smoke pot now because that exact reason continue and when you know when covid hit i would like all right. Well you know time to like learn how to make the fucking old fashioned at home in time to you. Know whatever barrel aged the whisky myself. And i when i would have those like solo drinks at the end of the day. I'm like this sucks. I'm bummed. I'm this is. I'm only experiencing the sad part of drunk. I'm not like having any fun. Like sitting with this cat and watching family feud and so i basically stopped basically just stopped any and all drinking like there would be times when i'm like right. Everybody's zoom happy hour and just like pour a seltzer and you know not drink. And i was kind of like Do i do. I maybe not drink anymore like is this. Is this an my thing is. There's a thing now. Yeah yeah yeah is it. Is this a sign. That it's over. And i like you know kind of ventured out to my first bar and i met some friends up here at this place called lucky baldwin's it's like they're pasadena beloved dump and i like had a guinness and talk to friends and i'm like okay. Good i love this. Okay good okay. I'm a social drinker. Social drinker. I like this. When it's social. Thank god okay. All right dude. You're preaching to the motherfucking choir. I yeah i pretty much. I cut off drinking at home for myself more or less. Because i enjoy social drinking. I can easily drink too much by myself. And that sets me more. So i stopped really drinking at home in the i only drink when i'm partying now or like it's like so that's like my little game. I play like. I'll have a guinness pint out with friends or i'll get bombed a quarterly or something like that. But i'm i have now smoked weed for maybe three hundred ninety five straight days which is an insane record. Run like something. I should do the math. Because it's been since march thirteenth twenty twenty. I've probably consumed. Thc every single day in some capacity which. Okay maybe like so. I'm like yeah. I finally figured out. I should cut back on drinking at home and pick up and we'd like but it it was i. I wasn't getting. I mean. God knows what i'm doing to myself from it or what kind of self-medication secretly doing to myself. But what i. I was not waking up in a depressed cycle where i would only better once. I started smoking pot again when i was drinking. I'd wake up feeling like such shit. And i wouldn't feel better until the nighttime and then i'd be like oh good now. I have some drinks and wait you just. I felt good for forty minutes. Let's fix that. I don't want to be thinking about how i feel. Let's power through. Yeah sure but that being said can't wait to drink with you at the. It's gotta be awesome. There's not an undercurrent of sadness to this at all never never has never will be no self awareness. Self awareness trapped in a cycle trapped in a cycle. It's for fun. i promise it's for fun sure. I'm just a party. Animal is just still cool. This is my vibe. I know i'm thirty nine. And the doctor says you. You really should lower your blood pressure but holy fuck sure but i think i think you know optimistic. I am kind of going into it. You know going into a world. Where maybe i can like. Have some drinks again with a new perspective. I think i kind of get you know when. I get bummed when i have fun and i think i have a little bit of a better understanding on how it affects me and my tolerance is a way way down so yeah i maybe i can kind of stay at the You know at the at the to drink level will see well. That's that's not a bad plan. That's how i feel too. I feel like the recalibration of like taking the year and looking at like my behavior and seeing the positives of not drinking will allow me to not get caught up in michigan. I also at some point have to prove some sort of non to prove some sort of no. I'm not addicted to cannabis thing to my own. Self i have to like take tolerance break of like at some point a few weeks just to prove i can do it at hunting. It i keep him like vacation. May it's like all right. Well maybe i'll do it in august august. We'll be the month. I take off but i know may start august tenth because you want the beach. We'd all right then. Of course that's the dish and christmas day. And that's it up jordan. Thank you so much. You're fucking coming on high and mighty man. Yeah thanks. This is so much fun i always. I always loved sticking around with you. It's a blast. Yeah i always have fun talking to you. And i look very forward to chatting in person in speed us or at the bathroom. Both no one will look at us weird. No one we will be fourth. We'll be the fourth weirdest guy in their clothes. Wise way we like to be wearing the young dudes hanging out there when we go. Is that for sure. Honestly honestly i could spot five people. Doing better than i don't have signed by. There's a lot of guys here who have a weird. I maybe chicken or egg. Maybe it's hanging out here. That kind of is happening. It's using a milky whiteness. Where can people Find you and if any l. a. residents want to respond to the tweet of this episode with the thing. They're looking most forward to do in this summer. The next coming year semi it inspires some other. People are so cal people or you know what. Fuck reply with wherever you are what you're looking forward to doing by to it. I'll only read the l. A. ones because i'm fucking coastal elites speaking of course it. That's happening this summer. I co wrote a graphic novel. That's coming out july. Thirteenth bid is called bubble. It is a scifi comedy. Based on the podcast. We did it. Max fun from two thousand eighteen. Although you don't have to have heard the podcast to enjoy it. It's a it's a. It's a scifi comedy. It's kind of a satire of this world where people live in these bubble cities and they all have to participate in this kind of life and death version of the gig economy to survive. Maybe the lazy elevator. Pitch would be searched. Party meets guardians of the galaxy So yeah there's know there's a bunch of sex jokes and robots and monsters and ghosts. I co wrote it with the great comedy writer. Sarah morgan and tony cliff. Who does the delilah dirk series did all the art The fighting is fucking super cool. If you if you have read the delilah dirk series you know that. Like tony's action is awesome and natalie restarted. The colors she does the dungeon critter series. And so you know. There's a bunch of like alien worlds. That are all kind of like psychedelic. And jack kirby. She does a great job with all the colors. People take pre boca preorder. Right now. maybe yes. Yeah yeah totally totally. That's a huge thing for books. I'm learning is that if you if you pre-order it you can call your local bookstore you can call your local comic bookstore and they'll pre-order it up for you..
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"The window even wants to see her registration and we understand is white men. It's different if you're a black person and person of color with tommy's chili farts in your car. It could end up being more dangerous for you. Of course yes again. I think we we. We acknowledged are wonderful. Shield of privilege at the top of this show that allows you ever in this situation. I'd box your car full of chili farts. Man it rules being white. Someone's going to hurt us that quote from the podcast but no in the context of the conversation. That's still pretty boys. Better exactly you know what even if you took into account the context. Yeah pretty bad. Oh yeah and also. Isn't that yeah. That's been canceled ten times already. Let's just now. Here's a good. La positive question. Someone told me. Stop asking us how your last year was and start asking us. What are you doing next year and that is kind of. That's fun energy of like i like that. Twenty twenty sucked. It's like how did you end up the fuck that now. Let's just say what what. What are you got on deck. When the when cal- los angeles opens. You didn't move to a three hundred thousand dollar in waco texas you rate. You're still here in los angeles in pasadena's technically so what can they kind of flee in my own weird little way kind of like go to go to the dorky. Suburb every building. Like it's somewhere you'd go on a field trip. Yeah it's a slight retreat. It's a little. It's a little small audible but raise that enough honestly though because the stagnancy like looking at new walls sounds appealing right now. You know what. I mean looking at fucking walls for a year it was. It was great and mild place. Didn't have air. So i was like you know i spent eight years in an air conditioner. Free apartment and You know Staring down maybe another summer trap totally inside. So treat yourself to some fucking eric kahn in los right and i know we're being positive bell l. a. but the apartments are walking suck. Sometimes there's a lot of fucking shitty ass apartments out here because those are the ones that people like us can afford to live in of course. Price range is a funky old building. That gets to be one hundred and ten degrees. Yeah that's us a funky old building in that it was built in one thousand nine hundred seventy five and has a funk too like a smell right exactly. I think a particle board is not supposed to be the roofs of houses or whatever. So so what do you. What do you got on deck that you're looking forward to doing. What do you have a die hard dinner reservation. I'm gathering my friends up. Put on a speedo and drinking a mark. I want to go to the greek. What he got what he got lined up. That's not that you're hyped about speedo in a marg absolutely speedo in a mark that will be fixed immediately and i'll wing menu. Invite me to a pool party. I'm not even invited to and i'll roll speedo and we both and vice versa. I'll just bring you to a friend's party in order be like what is my friend jordan. He's training to just be able to hang out in the speedo so he came with phone. His apprentice his dick better than mine. But my belly's bigger so Yeah what's your brand again. What's your speedo brand again. Budgie smuggler. I'll i'll share the profile with you. Of course i'll take out the budgie smuggler. Who's also reblog my photos of me. So they lean back. That i'd be a model for them so i appreciate it. That's great yeah wanna do. Yeah definitely want to do some live music. I have a. This is not till september. But i have a plan to go to something not yearly but frequently called punk rock bowling in vegas so i like downtown vegas trip plan and get shitty and see devaux very excited for that. That's awesome yeah. Yeah that's that's an la positive as you can drive to vegas and ten dollar flight. It's really yeah exactly and just get sick of it and swear you're never going again. Yeah it's a quarterly trip for me. That exact of course that exact path. Yeah we got tickets to see cora being at the ball and sylvan. Esso at the greek. Like i don't know what either. What are what are what are those. Oh i might be saying. The i bands name wrong. It's like being or wrong or something like that okay. Air like kind of fun. Wild k. h. u. r. a. b. I don't i'm not gonna look it up. 'cause i'm lazy and stoned and then the other one is sylvan. Esso which i know is how you say that because i've been a fan of them for way longer and they're fucking awesome there. It's just two people. It's a woman a husband and wife The wife is the singer and the dude is like the computer and guitar guy and they are fucking. They put on a hell of a live show. I saw them on mushrooms at bonnaroo. And i fell even deeper in love with them and now i've been screaming at my wife. Also here's something here's i. There are classic segue list for us silva esso's classic sex okay for us. So we're like we should the album called beheld ms called classic sex no no.
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"Home runs. Does this message. I like that. Yeah i think in new york you could safely like you could pop into a little place. That looks interesting. that's what i mean like. Yeah it'd be like the. And i like you grab a slice on the corner and it'll be decent sandwich aaron. You're like that was fine. But i think. La has some things that are just like transcendent and then also a ton of a ton of great. I love the food stuff out here. I just think there's like and i think that'll this'll change to here. But i just think new york has more like oh. I did randomly find a decent slice of pizza or decent insert food item here at every block for one hundred blocks but l. a. has like dude. No one's doing something like this and this guy's doing it out of his fucking no-ho apartment or whatever the guests as a rockabilly woman who lowers you breakfast sandwich out of. I've been meaning to go to that woman for so two. i haven't gone either. I had. I had the instagram wife. What are you looking at. And i was like. Oh it's a food woman who makes egg sandwiches. Yes she is a beautiful blonde yes. She looks like suicide girl but i have not on suicide. Girls dot com. I am on breakfast sandwich. instagram right. Right yeah and yes stir masturbating. But i miss the egg sandwich. Looks good or i didn't even record woman was there slack baby and yeah and i think l. a. is great for like high low to like. Obviously you have a corner that has a taco truck. That's the best thing you've ever eaten. And then you could you know you could do some michelin star stuff like out of this world a and i also like part of what makes new york great and i like. I've never lived in europe but i like acknowledge. How fucking rat. It is and yeah the thing you said about you know chaired community and having this moment with strangers like totally something. You don't do that much out here. And i like and. I totally understand missing it. Like if you felt kind of dragged out here. I understand like you know four. Am bars and the you know all that stuff that yeah the four four am thing is something when you move here at thirty three or like this sucks and then at thirty four year like that was not an issue for me at all anymore like the next month. It was like wait a minute. I haven't stayed out till one thirty yet in right. Yeah exactly. I know i wait so and unit you said you were feeling some different energy towards l. a. During this yeah. I had this. I had this moment. And i've always been like a defender. I always like you know when you live in. La you gotta worry about the new york people in the bay area people getting trapped at a house party with one of those people who just want to corner you tell you why ally socks i listen you know. I live here right like you wouldn't shit on houston to somebody who lives in houston like anyway. I remember i was at this. I was at a thanksgiving dinner and like a friend of my mom's brought her daughter who brought her boyfriend. And they were from san francisco and the guy ran a brewery in san francisco and he just like spent all of thanksgiving talking about how much. La sucks like you know. And then later on in the conversation we learned that he had lived here for a year and tried to be a director and failed. So i'm like well that's why this dictates l. As he tried to live here. And you know. Have fun with your fucking brewery like. Yeah so you know like that shit. That should always drives me up a wall. Like i understand not wanting to live here but also like. Don't be rude assholes. But i just i you know i had this. I had this moment that. I think a lot of people had over. You live in la which is like. What am i doing here paying all this rent. I'm never going to be able to buy a house like you know. Is the entertainment industry going to be around. Is it all going to be a remote should i. Just you know like is live. Shows coming back something that was keeping me in the city. Is that gonna totally totally. Yeah exactly one of the great like. Yeah the like great live comedy scene. That's a reason to live year. Will that be around anymore to yeah. I totally had this moment of like you know browsing for apartments and other cities browsing departments and other states and it was weird. 'cause i had like la. I had not like thought about a retreat in that way. Not a retreat. I guess i shouldn't say retreat like if you decide to leave your failing in some way because you're not just you would like to live somewhere else and there's many great places but like but yeah it kind of felt like that a little bit. It felt like i was like it did. I did feel like. I was looking for a retreat. A little bit strange. I was like i wonder why i'm feeling this. I think because when you're you move to and you pay the premium to live in a city so you can do city things. You know what i mean. Read josie always make is where willing to spend a fortune to have multiple.
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"I like i like the looks. And this is an art circle back to the topic. La i like and this is a real energy here in la. I like the looks of people who are like my. I get out. I do outdoors activities. And that's something you can. Do you know way more months out of the year in southern california and then you can do a lot of other places in america specifically the east coast where i'm from so dude's paddle board and women are hiking. Everyone's doing such fucking cool shit like outside You just meet these people who are like. Yeah because la is car based and diverse in the type of people that maybe not neighbor to neighbor. But like that are that live in and around l. a. There are so proud so many precise niches. You can find your set. Like i was taking jeet kun dough before the pandemic like right bruce lee's martial art. There was a class. Because it's la and you go there and there's like twelve people taking classes and then you hear like yeah. I'm i'm a stand up. Oh i'm awake. Border obama skin border. Everyone has like these outdoor activities. Oh i hike four hours every day with eight dogs and you're like that's a weird life. But that's a life you can live in los angeles you cannot live that life in williamsburg brooklyn. I saw. i actually moved to pasadena recently. I am are you. And i used to live real close to each other in west hollywood pasadena a couple of about two months ago and there is a robust like ultimate frisbee scene out here like i've been and i saw an ultimate frisbee team of guys who are all like you know guys about our age. Everyone had a ponytail. Everyone had a metal shirt. So i'm like. This is a late thirties. Heavy metal ultimate frisbee team and. Yeah that's like a fucking only la thing it's like sure all these dudes and they tried to recruit you right with your hair. They saw you walk by with their hair. And it's like that to a captain of one of these teams. We gotta bring him. Yeah yeah ooh sorry. I'm a more honking sky. Yeah yeah puckett sky. Sorry i don't think i could. Now if you if you can find an ultimate frisbee team what are they all were mighty mighty boss shirts. What weird. I found him. Like how quick do they are with skiing right. Brings a lot of calories. Skank good good aerobic exercise. That's something that in l. A. and using the most recent years a perfect jumping off point like when everything closes down. All of a sudden people are like when i lived in the city. I my city friends were like fuck to do. I gotta get out of the city and here in la. I was like. I'm going to go to the beach park. Walk my neighborhood every single day. You know what. I mean outdoor outdoor dining easier to facilitate here take out. You know with like the weather being so beautiful. It's never pouring you. Wait in line for shit like you can go to the beach. You can hike you can on the shittiest weather day here you can arguably still walk your neighborhood like comfortably if and that's just like something. I took for granted before twenty twenty and then in twenty twenty me and my wife would have these moments of gratitude of like moving to california. Moving to los angeles was the smartest move we made like. We missed our family this year. Which was hard because everybody's on the east coast. We felt so much that we were separated from them but at the same time when they were like. Winter is depressing. We're like well. We're going to the beach on march fourth. like so. yeah as we. We're eating dinner in our pod. Friends yard the other people in our pod because they have yard space and it's beautiful for you know we did forty outdoor dinners in twenty twenty like it's crazy to imagine but you can't do that in a lot of places so i fell. I fell in love with that part of la and now on the l. a. opening up tip. I'm like falling in love with l. a. All over again. Because it's like right the hollywood bowl like you're like oh all these things i love i gotta do again. Go see tower of power with a little picnic. I like and i may be like had a little moment of the opposite. Which was which was kind of interesting for me like i. I moved here right after college. I went to college at uc. Santa cruz goes. Yeah go banana slugs a great place. I totally miss it in. Its own little weird way way site. Quick aside please. Santa cruz is like my bucket list. I've never been. And everyone. I tell that to is like dude. You gotta go love it there. Yeah i like. I like surfing. I like we'd. I feel like it's the perfect city for me to visit. Yeah yeah how do you feel about hand drumming playing at playing or listening to hand drumming playing. I don't love listening. I got used to that pretty fast. In the cultures. I hang out in. Yeah man we should. We should do some sort of fucking like podcasting in santa cruz. Anyway just to go yes. Brilliant idea i'm writing down high and mighty live in santa cruz and you'll guess totally but Yeah so i like you know. Move down here to do you know. Tv entertainment stuff and like you know. It took me a while. But i really like you know. Fell hard for la like you know the. There's so much there's just so much fucking stuff. There's so much stuff. There's so great food. I love the food here. I'll like you know. Stick up for this being the best food city. Any day of the week Here you know. And i love my. Let's here here's my nuanced food argument. That plea i think. New york has a higher batting average for restaurants being good but la has.
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"Jordan. I know you it could happen. I i was gonna say the second. You said you started swimming. You've got some light swimmers hair going. Yeah i have a my semi crazy like quarantine hair is even crazier. Because i've been swimming so now it's blonde people ask me if i've been frosting my tips and keep sun on your right. Yeah yeah. I keeping a list of what people say. I look like. I'm going to open it up here in my notes app. Let's see now. Bear with me. And i'll try. I'll try and site all of these. Okay so yeah the comedian. How loveland said i'm Yahoo semi serious comic writing partner. Sarah morgan called me. Encino man dreyer. Clark called me a point break. Goon i was gonna go with you. Have you have light boats hair. I would say yeah. Patrick swayze and how sorry mark gag already said lifeguard. Who lets you go down a waterslide headfirst and i'll add all add warped tour rhody warped tour in setting up for three eleven. I dig it man. I really like it. Oh thanks yeah. Ooh feels.
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"And i'm just standing there in a speedo being like pay attention to me. Look at what is no photo with speedo man at highpoint bar lowest rent character speedo man right. Everybody loves spongebob. Everybody loves harley quinn bid. i mentioned this email about this. But i like. I love your speedo game. I think it's so fucking great. And i like i've started like swimming. I joined one of these like It's called masters program. It's basically like a like swim club that meets a couple of times a week and you do a workout together and i was. I was captain in my high school. Swim team where you that's cool. What was your event. I was one hundred breast one hundred fifty and hundred free relays and then a one hundred fifty fly in the medley relay depending on because it was because it was high school. So all the i i couldn't do anything over one hundred yards more or less. I've had to do the two hundred free a few times in just as punishment from the coach. But i never did anything over. I mean i wasn't skinny then either. I was hands down the swimming. Judges called me the linebacker. Because i was bigger than every other guy on every swim team because i was like one hundred eighty five pounds being on this swim team though. They're they're like big dudes. Who are so fucking fast. And that's because it's mostly about technique. It's more about like. How long can you stay in the water. Like how how straight can you make your body in the water. Yeah hydro mean like yeah. There's people of like all body types who were like fucking fast. It's it's cool. It's like a great equaliser. I think well as like without getting into too much personal history. But like that's how i got comfortable in. The water is playing basketball with my friends playing football and soccer with my friends. I got dominated all the time. Because i was overweight but once we're in the pool i wasn't a sweaty. My knees didn't hurt as much and it was like you're it was the equalizer and then it was like that felt so good to me that i got so comfortable in pools and oceans because and this stuff dovetails into fucking the speedo game. I was a t shirt and the pool kid. When i was super young engineer and i felt restricted by it in the water and maybe the official pool t shirt of people our age is like all black. Xl green day scher with the dookie album mart. I distinctly remember one time. My mom brought my t shirt to wear was a white ghostbusters t to go to the freeport center and it was instantly see through and way less flattering than just being shirtless. There's like suction down to my nipples. Looked show braun through my white shirt. People are like.
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"Foot two two hundred ninety four county gusmao show the number. What bug all you gotta do is trust. Says jackson main joining me studios. Nearly that goes are there. Are there give them a shout out. Arthur is not actually year. That was just instinctual at this point. Also joining me in the high and mighty studio. He has been on the pod before he was here in the high and mighty studio physically years ago but now we've got him virtually ted day. It's the fucking creator. A bubble in podcast legend in his own. Fuck and right. It's jordan morris that's right it's be number one soy more inch county sensitive little snowflake out see i thought it said soy bomb on your chest. It says soy unrelated you. That's when i finally got to go to the movie awards or whatever dream come true but no i really liked the i really liked the sub in term soy for like a for like a cuck night so i think it's you know it works out perfectly Beans will make you get bubis. Apparently is the I guess the connection there. Soy milk turns. Makes you lactate or something like that. Oh nice i didn't. I didn't even. I didn't even put that together and i might not even be correct there so i think it's a safe guarantee that i am not What's what's been going with you man. It's been a very specific year. Has yeah like. I am obviously terrible year. We can go ahead and say that is being yourself. My privilege is a fucking shield brother. Hell yeah thriving baby working from home health insurance through a union. Everything's going to be a okay. You watch and the sopranos. I watched it for the first time i had never watched it. I got a playstation and beat like five playstation only titles and then started the sopranos. I i had like twenty two year olds year. So yeah mine was similarly privileged. Yeah i was able to stay kind of moderately employed. Yeah no no crazy anti vaccines in my immediate family. So everybody got their backs. And i think things are looking up so hopefully attack bad year bad year will soon be in the rear view. But who knows so. It's funny the way you just said that to. That's sort of like so many of my friends are in the same kind of boat is me that there are like the one liberal family member in there like right wing or right wing but formerly apolitical now. Weirdly very political family. I'm speaking from personal experience here. I don't know about everyone else but anecdotally a lot of people whose family was like. Yeah they were never really political. Now they're huge trump freaks. And i'm the weirdo in my family. And every time. I talk to one of my friends. Who's like that. I'm like okay. How crazy is your family. They're like oh they're all vaccinated. But it's like okay. No one in your family is like that. Okay that's a safe level of. I could just argue at politics about politics but not have to worry about like my life being threatened in my company. I think something. We're learning during all. This is that there are like tiers of crazy. And there's like an acceptable like my. I have a little late in life stepdad. Shit name's brad. Plays the trombone a lot of hawaiian shirts. Great dude how shit. Rex directly incredible. He's a great guy. Yea great hug. Just big sniffy sniffy doug yes he you know my and he and my mom live in orange county. They're orange county folks. So you know and i can tell like. He's a little more conservative and he can. During the during the like two thousand sixteen election was like why can't vote for either of these clowns type like he wrote in john mccain or something like that and at the time i'm like that's so fucking crazy and now i'm like yeah sure cool you're live on. That is the accepted level of crazy like or at least the accepted level of disagreement. We go like okay. that's enough we can co exist in the same world and then there's like some family members or like you hear this shit about the black people pretend to be white people to cut off other people's heads you like they're like i guess we don't read the same sites no we can't you see a guy who's like hillary. I'm like longing for the weird libertarian. Dudes now like those guys knowing a while. I missed those guys. Where's the. Where's the ron paul assholes like where those annoying miss where i disliked disagreed and disliked you. But it wasn't for. Because i was worried you were forming militia to kill people and my friends like right exactly. If you don't have a where we go one. We go all back. Tattoo your fun. Yeah that's all. That's all i'm asking for. The bar is fucking low in my in my crew. You mentioned you're from orange county. I guess as long islander. I like in. I think the two are very similar. I've never been to long island. I mean i think. I basically know about long island from peering you. Talk about it on this podcast. I think you're right. I think that they are like weird. Dark twins of each other. yeah. I haven't spent that much time in orange county but since moving to southern california and meeting a lot of orange county Born and raised people and yeah seeing a lot more. Oc news and stuff like that long island is very very similar at least in my opinion. Because it's got that like upper-middle-class vibe. But it also has the how people live on the other side of that too like it has like it has wealth disparity and. It's like an hour from mega liberal bastion. but for sarrazin doesn't have any of that runoff. Maybe if you lived in the mega liberal bastion but like were concerned about all the non white people. There would be a place to move. You know there's a place you could move still get the weather with all move. Say sorry we keep stepping on. No you go ahead. You're better were saying the same joke. Real estate agents say good schools with air quotes. Then you high five and go to the cheesecake factory shirt fuck yet but there's something about these two places that fit so they're they're just we're an end because orange county is also likes sort of beach culture. There's also each culture on long island so like you get the laguna beach vibe and the hamptons get like the south shore and nita's and shit like that so you get the like jet ski trash. There's a special kind of like jet ski. Like penny wise loving a set flat brim. High black socks kind of five. Yeah we have those on strong island as well but we want to talk about l. a. today because the last fifteen months was the longest unbroken time i've ever spent in my home city because i previously traveled a bunch for work or travel the bunch for pleasure and so i just spent fourteen and a half fifteen straight months. May two or three trips to airbnb is less than three hours. Away from la. So i've been like i've spent so much time this year in l. a. and i have fallen more in love with it and like inches feels like falling deeper in love with your partner while she's going through like a nervous breakdown while they are going through a nervous breakdown. I kind of feel like that because it's like l. a. was a disaster this year but it made me like mike made me like it even more like i don't know why and i think it's because i was kind of stuck in it and i felt a kinship with my la. And i kinda got into local issues over the course of the year. Because it's like i haven't been anywhere else. Found like a new appreciation or a new. Like this is my. It feels more like my city than ever before. And i've only been living here for eight years as a as a like east coaster like did you like did you kind of move here kicking and screaming because i know it's like tough move for like new york people. My wife moved here kicking and screaming. I on the other hand was had spent enough time out here. Doing shows or taking meetings that i had an absolute misrepresented idea of what it was going to.
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