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Why Do We Need Trannies in the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade

AJ Benza: Fame is a Bitch

01:52 min | 1 d ago

Why Do We Need Trannies in the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade

"By the way, I was watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. Why do I have to see drag queens? Get screen time, why do we need this? You know, I got to ask my good family friend who produces this extravaganza every year. I know him, I know Jordan since he was two years old, Jack and his dad were friends in high school and college and I mean, I've known Jordan for over 50 years. Great kid, he produces the Macy's parade, also the firework show, he does great work, but I don't want to see drag queens, JoJo, what are we doing here? I'm gonna reach out and ask him what the hell, look, maybe he comes up from way up high because he produces a shell, but it could be people above him going, hey, we need this thing here. You know, every year the Macy's Thanksgiving parade always features some of New York's Broadway plays to be featured. I don't want to see grown men dressed as women and looking like freaks, by the way. While the family is all together to give thanks. Why do we need this? You got why not kids looking with wonder as the massive floats go down the streets of New York City. Spider-Man. This SpongeBob. They're stupid. And then what is this? Oh, another opportunity to make sure the whole world gives thanks to the LGBTQ people. Why? Why are we always doing this? We're doing it the fucking World Cup, they have a month of June, but it just keeps on going. How insecure can this group of people be? How much attention do they need?

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Curry, Warriors cruise to 137-114 win over Timberwolves

AP News Radio

00:38 sec | 1 d ago

Curry, Warriors cruise to 137-114 win over Timberwolves

"Stephen Curry, Jordan Poole and clay Thompson combined to score 70 points as the warriors routed the Timberwolves one 37 one 14. Curry led Golden State with 25 points of oven rebounds in 8 assists. Pull added 24 off the bench and Thompson had 21 points going 5 of 8 from distance. This is warriors forward draymond green who had 19 points and 11 assists. I think we're starting to put it together and if we can keep building at this rate, you know, we'll be poised for a run pretty soon here. The warriors scored 47 points in the first quarter and had 86 at the half. In the loss, Minnesota's Anthony Edwards scored 26 points and Karl Anthony towns had 21. I'm Ryan Leon

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Ayton has 29 points, 21 rebounds as Suns edge Jazz 113-112

AP News Radio

00:40 sec | 2 d ago

Ayton has 29 points, 21 rebounds as Suns edge Jazz 113-112

"Deandre ayton led away with 29 points and 21 rebounds both season highs as the sun's edge at the jazz one 13 one 12, 8 and scored a season high for the second straight night following 28 on Friday. For this team I have to be that energizer that dude who making them plays was on the glass. It was Duncan the ball was getting the crowd in it, setting the hard screens setting the tone of the physicality. Devin Booker added 27 points as the sun picked up their fourth straight win to improve the 13 and 6. Jordan Clarkson 22 points, Kotlin Sexton 20 to lead the jazz. They've lost four straight and 5 to 12 and ten. George Canada, Phoenix

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Larsa Pippen Is Dating Marcus Jordan—Michael Jordan's Son

AJ Benza: Fame is a Bitch

02:42 min | 6 d ago

Larsa Pippen Is Dating Marcus Jordan—Michael Jordan's Son

"Have you heard about this weird situation? Kind of a thirsty situation too. You know who larsa Pippen is? Lots of pippin attractive women used to be the wife of the former Chicago Bulls NBA star Scottie Pippen. You know, the guy who was Michael Jordan's number two guy. They won 6 titles together. But as the years went on, Scottie Pippen showed like a level of jealousy that maybe he wasn't treated as good as he should have been on those teams. You know what I mean? And a lot of feelings came out when that great Michael Jordan series was on last dance, a lot of stories came out and but either way, make no mistake. Scottie Pippen was a great ballplayer. And no way the Chicago Bulls would have won 6 titles without him. But here's the uncomfortable and weird part of the story, all these years later. So his former wife, larsa Pippen, she's made herself very visible with reality television, you know, she's a socialite and a businesswoman, et cetera. Like a lot of women in this era. Very petite, and she's known to be sexy when she wants to be, et cetera. Well, for the last several months, almost a year. She's been hanging out with Michael Jordan's son, Marcus. He's not, he's not a kid. He's 31, she's 48. The other day, there were photographed up in some seats during the football game, and SoFi Stadium, and at one point, some spectator with his phone on, started giving her the what for, right? He's like, hey, larsa. That's what you're doing? You're with the boy. You would Mike's son, you called mother trucker. You call this a mother trucker homie. It's getting very awkward, considering, you know, there is a strong rumor that she used to babysit Marcus back in the day. And they're kind of taking things in stride, you know, some NBA guys are talking shit about the whole thing. But it's just very strange because Scottie and Michael Jordan have this ongoing beef, which the last dance series really ignited and now could you imagine being Scottie Pippen knowing your ex-wife is getting hammered by Michael Jordan son?

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Twitter Is Still Standing

The Hugh Hewitt Show: Highly Concentrated

01:20 min | Last week

Twitter Is Still Standing

"Know you like I quit Twitter. How long ago did you quit your Twitter account? It's going on three years. Mine too. A little over three years, and I understand you quit the same reason I did the toxicity of it all, not to mention, of course, suppression and other things like that. Now that you see some changes being made, I'm curious. I came back about three weeks ago. I went ahead and restarted an account. I lost all my followers have to restart from scratch now, but I feel like it's worth a shot. And now that over the weekend, president Trump has been invited to come back, he has an accepted yet. Jordan Peterson is back, the project veritas account is back. Would you consider coming back to the platform now that it's under new management and some of that toxicity has been exported? Maybe? I'm not quite sure yet. I do think it's hysterical. The amount of people that, first of all, I thought it was going to be over and shut down over the weekend. I thought that was pretty funny. And then I thought it was pretty funny in how the elite are about, you know, free speech. And so I have found that humorous. But it would have to dramatically change on that site. Yeah,

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Free Speech Wins Via Twitter

The Hugh Hewitt Show: Highly Concentrated

00:37 sec | Last week

Free Speech Wins Via Twitter

"Re instated to Twitter in the last 24 to 40 8 hours, are Donald Trump, project veritas, James O'Keefe's organization, which has done some extraordinary investigative journalism to expose so many things on the left. Project veritas is back. And so is doctor Jordan Peterson as well. Who is, you know, again, was so is Andrew Tate, the firebrand social media influencer whose popularity is extraordinary, but who was banned by previous Twitter because some people found his tweets to be offensive. Free speech wins.

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Elon Musk Reinstates Donald Trump to Twitter

The Hugh Hewitt Show: Highly Concentrated

00:40 sec | Last week

Elon Musk Reinstates Donald Trump to Twitter

"Donald John Trump has been invited to return to Twitter, and the left is going ballistic. They have lost their minds. Donald Trump has not returned to Twitter, but just the notion, the Gaul that the 45th president would be allowed would be invited that Elon Musk would allow this this terrible monster to share the Twitter space with everyone else. It's just too much for so many of them to bear. They are going crazy, and I think it's only appropriate that we kind of increase their misery. And I'm going to give you as much Donald Trump today as I can possibly give you. I'm going to go

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Rep. Jim Jordan: Will the FBI Stop Interfering in Elections?

Mike Gallagher Podcast

00:57 sec | Last week

Rep. Jim Jordan: Will the FBI Stop Interfering in Elections?

"Congressman Jordan asked a very, very important question yesterday. The FBI going to quit interfering with elections. 2016, they spied on president Trump's campaign 2018. It was the Mueller investigation 2020. They suppressed information about the Hunter Biden story 2022. They're rated the president's home 91 days before an election. Maybe it'd be nice if the FBI and the Justice Department just stayed out of it, let me the people decide who we think should represent us who we think should lead us. That's supposed to be how America works. So this is the focus on the judiciary committee, the political nature of the Justice Department, and the linkage now to what was happening with the Hunter Biden story. Again, just 15 days before we have presidential election. Now, this tremendous congressman asks maybe one of the most important questions of our lifetime. Why can't we let the people decide who will govern us? And lead us.

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Rep. Andy Biggs: The Priorities of a Republican-Led House

The Dan Bongino Show

01:57 min | Last week

Rep. Andy Biggs: The Priorities of a Republican-Led House

"And then what do you want that fight to look like What should the priorities of a Republican led House be So the first fight is you've got to use every tool that you have So you have to leverage to reduce spending because that attacks with attack inflation You have to leverage to reduce oil and gas prices And because that would help all Americans get back to living their lives the way that they would like to live them But then you also have to do things that bring the border close the border with these guys want to have Amnesty Chuck Schumer just said basically said he actually advocated the replacement theory today or yesterday without even realizing which we were told you're terrible if you say but he can say it Weird world we live in congressman But yes historic carry on could continue talking about the priorities So you're dealing with the policy side but that's going to take leverage to get there And so you need a speaker who's going to have the courage to use those leverage points Then on the other hand you've got to hold them accountable like the judiciary and oversight send them both of those committees And oversight we announced yesterday we're going to investigate Joe Biden using evidence that we've already been receiving and from whistleblowers And Jim Jordan is probably going to be the chair of judiciary And we're working on the DoJ And the FBI and how they've been weaponized to attack for political purposes Their political enemies I mean this has got to stop and that and Jim is told he told the public yesterday and he told me privately told others privately that means we're going to follow wherever it leads to to reveal what the DoJ and the FBI has done to abuse their power against their political opponents And those things right there that has to happen And then of course you have to do COVID You have to get to the origins of COVID You have to do that

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Rep. Jim Jordan: Accountability Is Coming

Mike Gallagher Podcast

01:42 min | Last week

Rep. Jim Jordan: Accountability Is Coming

"Congressman Jim Jordan, the fiery feisty warrior from Ohio. Who is whip smart he's like a dog with a bone and moments ago on Capitol Hill, here was congressman Jim Jordan, part of the newly Republican controlled House of Representatives oversight saying there's going to be an accountability coming because a new sheriff in town. We're going to try to help represent comer and the team here at oversight with our work on judiciary, but with a specific focus on what the FBI was doing. When we know these 51 former Intel officials, they got security clearance. How often are they talking to the FBI? Are they talking to the FBI? Who's doing the talk? And who's doing the briefing? Were they brief, there's so many questions that need answers so we can get to the bottom of this. And the final thing I would say is this. A colleague of mine said this in a committee hearing a few weeks ago. Mister Gates, he said, what is the FBI going to quit interfering with elections? 2016, they spied on president Trump's campaign 2018. It was the Mueller investigation 2020. They suppressed information about the Hunter Biden story 2022. They're rated the president's home 91 days before an election. Maybe it'd be nice if the FBI the Justice Department just stayed out of it, let me the people decide who we think should represent us who we think should lead us. That's supposed to be how America works. So this is the focus on the judiciary committee, the political nature of the Justice Department, and the linkage now to what was happening with the Hunter Biden story. Again, just 15 days before we have presidential election.

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O'Reilly, Kyrou help Blues beat Blackhawks 5-2

AP News Radio

00:31 sec | Last week

O'Reilly, Kyrou help Blues beat Blackhawks 5-2

"5 different goal scorers for the St. Louis blues who defeated the black hawks 5 to two for their fourth straight win Jordan Cairo Ryan O'Reilly Kelly rose and Tyler pitlick in Ivan barbershop lit the lamp for the surging blues Who played with the heart out there You know we really for fighting to get the wins and so it's been going on and the guys that are feeling really good about themselves It has been a roller coaster for the blues who won their first three games then lost 8 in a row and now have won their last four David Shuster Chicago

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Lopez scores 29, Bucks deal Cavs 5th straight loss 113-98

AP News Radio

00:36 sec | Last week

Lopez scores 29, Bucks deal Cavs 5th straight loss 113-98

"Brook Lopez Giannis intent to Koopa and Jordan warrior led the bucks to a one 1398 win against the slumping Cavaliers Lopez poured in 29 points and shot 7 of 9 from three point range and ten to kupo finished two assists shy of a triple double furnishing 16 points and 12 rebounds Warra had a season high 21 points for the bucks This good scene you know fall tonight you know I'm not going to lose confidence in myself You know just because of a couple of bad weeks but I'm happy you know shots fell tonight and we were able to go to one Donovan Mitchell and Darius Garland each had 23 points for the Cavaliers who have dropped 5 straight since an 8 and one start I'm Dave ferry

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Saad, Binnington help Blues hold off Avalanche 3-2

AP News Radio

00:37 sec | 2 weeks ago

Saad, Binnington help Blues hold off Avalanche 3-2

"Robert Thomas scored one goal and assisted on another as St. Louis held off the avalanche three two After the game all he could do was rave over how goaltender Jordan Bennington and three teammates preserved the win even though the avalanche pulled their goalie to gain a 6 on three advantage over the final 57 seconds Can't give enough credit to those three guys out there and better I mean they did an amazing job keeping their chances to kind of the outside and better made some huge saves So I mean what a way to close it The blues have won three straight while Colorado saw its four game win streak come to a close Bruce Morton Denver

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Rep. Jim Jordan: Kevin McCarthy Brings the Team Together

Mark Levin

01:11 min | 2 weeks ago

Rep. Jim Jordan: Kevin McCarthy Brings the Team Together

"Think what's interesting is you already have Donald Trump backing McCarthy Apparently making calls for him You have Marjorie Taylor Greene back in McCarthy We have you backing McCarthy We have certain Republican moderates back in the car You know I look at McCarthy and I try to step back he's not John Boehner He's not Paul Ryan He didn't try and undermine the conservative base or the mag of base He hasn't done what McConnell has done in the Senate gone after people he doesn't like to try and defeat them in the general election or in the primaries He's a different cat altogether I think Don't you Yes that is what has to happen in today's political world You got to bring the team together And he has done it so again I think that is what's needed for all kinds of reasons Most of most of which is just how radical the left is I mean again think about what they've done to our country No border record crime $5 gas 41 year inflation 41 year high inflation rate and of course what they're doing to your First Amendment Let me ask you this

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Rep. Jim Jordan: Supporting Kevin McCarthy for House Speaker

Mark Levin

01:20 min | 2 weeks ago

Rep. Jim Jordan: Supporting Kevin McCarthy for House Speaker

"Speaker of the House Is there somebody you support and why Well I've been I think clear that the guy who the guy who gets to do the Super Bowl gets to coach the game and while Tuesday then goes as well as we don't hold And frankly as well as we all thought it was going to go We did win the popular vote We are going to win the house We are going to be able to put some bricks on the craziness from the left And so I think leader McCarthy who has done such a much better job than our previous leaders at keeping our team together and Mark I always point to back when their Democrats did their first crazy impeachment of president Trump back in 2019 the conventional wisdom going into that was that every Democrat was going to vote to impeach president Trump and a bunch of Republicans were going to join And then after four months of making the case and you make in the case and putting out point out the facts and the truth and how it works and it was just the opposite every Republican voted not to impeach president Trump Every Republican in the House voted not to impeach And several Democrats joined us and one even switched parties Jeff Andrew who's now a good member of the Republican conference So yeah I think that's I think that shows what we have to do to deal with the left We better stick together and figure out how we can be a conservative conference in sticks together in opposes the crazy left

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Rep. Jim Jordan: If Not McCarthy, Who Else Could Be House Speaker?

Mark Levin

01:29 min | 2 weeks ago

Rep. Jim Jordan: If Not McCarthy, Who Else Could Be House Speaker?

"Here's my question though is a practical matter Who else could get enough votes to be speaker I don't see it as people mention you but you're not running So who is and look I think it's a good point I don't know because it looks like we're going to get to two 20 So any three people can stop anyone from being anyone from being speaker on Republican side So I do think it's important that we figure out how we can come together and it seems to me the guy who has been leading who actually got you the majority deserves a chance to lead that majority And I think we'll see what happens here this week in coming weeks But I think that makes sense to me And we're going to have to figure out how we come together as a team Because I always put any difference between the most moderate member and conservative members people who think like you and I in the Republican conference pales pales in comparison to the difference between Republicans and the left which now control the Democratic Party Remember two months ago there was a survey 55% of Democrats do not believe America's the greatest nation ever What The majority of one of the two major political parties doesn't believe what you and I and all your listeners know to be true This is the greatest nation ever and they don't think that So that's how radical they are We had better figure out a way we hang together conservatives and not as conservative Republicans and how we hang together to stop what they want to do what the Democrats want to do to this nation

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Mitch McConnell Wants to Rush Senate Minority Leader Vote

ToddCast Podcast with Todd Starnes

01:18 min | 2 weeks ago

Mitch McConnell Wants to Rush Senate Minority Leader Vote

"Republicans are beginning to figure out leadership positions. We know for a fact that Mitch McConnell is not going to is not going to stop. He's not going to wait until after the December election to determine who the senators from Georgia, he wants a vote right now, so Mitch McConnell wants to be and more than likely will be the minority leader unless, unless we light up the phones on Capitol Hill. And that's what we're going to have to do. You're going to have to call your senator and tell them that you don't want Mitch McConnell as an ex leader of the Senate. That it can not happen. The same thing for all of you folks that are right now paying very close attention to what's happening in the House of Representatives where it appears that Kevin McCarthy could be the next Speaker of the House. Now, it's our understanding that the house freedom caucus is going to be offering an alternative challenger to Kevin McCarthy. We don't know who that person is. It ought to be Jim Jordan. That to it ought to be. And if you're asking me Todd, who do you think ought to who do you think ought to be, the challenger? Who do you think ought to go up against? Mitch McConnell? Well, for me, that person is senator Marsha Blackburn, of

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Dinesh Considers the Future of the House Leadership

The Dinesh D'Souza Podcast

02:20 min | 2 weeks ago

Dinesh Considers the Future of the House Leadership

"There's a very interesting and perhaps somewhat unexpected challenge to both McCarthy's leadership, Kevin McCarthy's leadership in the house. And Mitch McConnell's in the Senate. Now the house is almost certainly going to be in the hands of the GOP. There is some races still undecided, but Republicans are ahead of the Democrats substantially and should be able to get to the majority fairly easily. So McCarthy is almost certainly going to be the Speaker of the House. Or at least the Republicans will have a chance to choose a speaker. Now McCarthy has always, this guy is like a frat boy. I mean, he basically has got everyone in his pocket. They're all his buddies. They like to go, you know, eat steak with him and have a glass of wine. So he's been able to kind of glad hand his way to the leadership. And there's no doubt that he does have those personal qualities of affability and, you know, everybody likes Kevin McCarthy, but we're in a little bit of a precarious situation. And if you agree that we are in, let's call it Cold War combat mode, then we actually need a combat general. And I think Republicans are beginning to realize this. I'm not saying they're going to be able to prevent McCarthy from getting the leadership because as far as I can see, there's nobody else, perhaps Jim Jordan, who has the ability to run toe to toe with McCarthy and maybe give him a race and these positions are really important because when you come in as an elected congressman or senator, in a sense, you're almost giving up your power to your leader because your leader then controls committees controls appointments, controls the agenda, decide what bills advance and so on. So this is a very important decision. And I think that the house, the freedom caucus, by the way, Marjorie Taylor Greene is in there, Matt, Gates is in there. So these are people who might be able to exercise leverage on McCarthy and basically say, listen, no Democrats going to vote for you. You need the Republicans to kind of line up behind you. But we're not going to, unless we get certain agreements, concessions, and specific authorizations from you now in advance.

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"jordan" Discussed on Jesse, Jordan, GO!

Jesse, Jordan, GO!

04:55 min | 1 year ago

"jordan" Discussed on Jesse, Jordan, GO!

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"jordan" Discussed on Jesse, Jordan, GO!

Jesse, Jordan, GO!

01:44 min | 1 year ago

"jordan" Discussed on Jesse, Jordan, GO!

"We're also supported this week by magic spoon. It's what i had for breakfast. That's their slogan. Yeah it only it only works for me as a spokesperson other people who had magic spoon for breakfast this morning. Trying to get more protein into your diet but you still wanna eat cereal every morning magic. Has you covered. it's nice. My favorite is the peanut butter flavor jordan. But they have. I had cookies and cream the other day. It was a little cheat for me. 'cause i'm not supposed to have chocolate but you know a little chocolate not gonna kill me and cookies and cream. That's nice stuff and they just brought it back permanently. They also have a maple waffle flavor which is one of the best type of waffle. Yeah these are really great. They got koko. they got fruity. They got frosted. I've liked basically every flavor of magic spoon. I have tried. Yeah and you can You can build your own box if you if you like said. Give me one of these. Give one of those. Give me one of these. What do you want cinnamon what he want. Gimme two blueberries. A cinnamon and a fruity. Please give me give me a frosted to peanut butters and cookies and cream. You can say these are just examples. Use your own mix yet so cookies and cream and maple waffled. they're back permanently. If you wanna try again you can if you want to try them for the first time you can do that too. Delicious and indulge mentha. It's not only that. They wishes end indulge. Meant go to magic flavor that they have right. It's got the mic mint chip. Paneth thing anyway. Call me magic spoon. I.

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"jordan" Discussed on Jesse, Jordan, GO!

Jesse, Jordan, GO!

03:53 min | 1 year ago

"jordan" Discussed on Jesse, Jordan, GO!

"From the whole thing right now. I'm so excited you guys are gonna love it. It's definitely gonna live up to what we were. All i gotta say is when randy finally experiences that bich- we all something for every once once once a year on my birthday go background speech. Experience experience experience. Don't know how how. How does this. How does this play out of the. I don't know but like i know you better experience beach while we were leading up to that. I was kind of asking myself. Is this worth the real estate. Were devoting one hundred percent. I absolutely agree to that. Like i would have been okay with a longer. Build up george louis jordan jordan jordan as i was doing like this is a terrible idea. That can only be cured with the phrase experience seventy works that guy just was like do you do it again. Like i imagined the director. This guy is in full klingon makeup like full every year like so hot in these. Don't give me. Don't give me direction. I'll give you nine options. And just giving and then he just did them can we have a little more whimsical one. No you can't. I gave you nine. Beaches beaches catholic. You couldn't experience bijlani different. Vcr game is it like a pick. I'm picturing it as one of those computer games that came on flags desks samit on so many floppy disks it like made oregon trail. Seems you know what i mean. I'm picturing like a mall madness. That has the middle that you push and then and then You experience a new experience jordan. What's forget the first video game. We were talking about this a few months ago. In the arcade that has a difficult to look at hologram in the middle of dragon. Slayer same gameplay the same gameplay where you're kind of like pushing the button periodically and something happens yeah. It was called like time traveler or something like that. So we're out boy and you went through. There was a wizard murdering people a wizard. Yeah i remember just a wizard in there in the middle of the thing you kind of can tell that there are three dimensional cowboy in wizard right and like maybe if somebody cleaned it it'd be a little ear rossel hawk. It's hard to her. By the way. I'm thinking we should reboot the village. People with like new updated like boy with web designer. Like let's get on to go seal. Hey yet creature from the black lagoon. Lead singer from nickelback. All of history's greatest monster. Right absolutely village. People you love it takes. It takes all these years. The people begging for a he'll that was the and they needed one guy that everyone liked. Turn to get everybody this. Everybody loves bikers construction workers. Everybody loves those. When you think about a if the village people weren't who they were who they really actually were all all of them would be anti vaccines. Every single. One of them.

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"jordan" Discussed on The Jordan Harbinger Show

The Jordan Harbinger Show

04:54 min | 1 year ago

"jordan" Discussed on The Jordan Harbinger Show

"Your in-laws tell them you want to help solve the flea problem. Don't shame them for neglecting their cats. Which is what they're doing are turning their home into a frigging airbnb for literal parasites stay. Non-judgmental stay diplomatic and just keep the focus on the cats. You know like listen guys have been doing some reading about this. This flee thing. It's super easy to fix and honestly it's the right thing to do for them. Your cats are probably really uncomfortable and itchy. And that's not fair to them so let's help them out And then. I would get them to help you. Apply the medicine. It's usually like literally. It's a quick dab on their neck in a few days. The fleas will be gone. Give to show your in-laws how easy this is how to do it. And hopefully make them realize that. This is a part of their job as cat owners. It's just not right to let their cats live with these things it's unhygienic. It's uncomfortable for them. And maybe gabe. I are more sensitive to that because we're like cat dad's here but this is not just a cat thing. It's a general animal caretaking thing. I wouldn't let i. i love dogs too. I grew up with dogs. I wouldn't let a dog get a bunch of parasites and fleas and not deal with it or ticks. Fyi jen recommends a brand called advantage for our cats. It's not super cheap. It's like fifty or sixty bucks but it works so well maybe put some on your sister-in-law's well sounds like she needs a sheet. Needs it if he's dragging fleas into your house when she comes over which is so. Great like maybe. There was one randomly on her clothing. But i feel like your sister on largest has fleas period. Anyway then you wash your clothes and you change your sheets at home. Hopefully that's the end of the story. This really might be as simple as helping your in-laws empathize with their cats and show them how easy it is to fix this problem. Dude so i have his uncle and yet a bunch of cats who went out and and they were outdoor cat. They just walked in and out. They had the most horrific flea problem. I've ever seen on. It was so sad because they looked so uncomfortable. I collect scratching their neck. And i was like i kept saying my uncle. A you need to fix this. You need to fix us. And he wouldn't do it. And finally i took one of the cats and i was like look at this and i showed him the neck. You could see all the fleas running back and forth was like and then he was like his face went white and he realized that how bad he had been ignored. You know how bad the problem had become literally gets in his car. Drives tobacco gets the medicine. We do it together right then and there. Three days later problem solved but he's just was being neglectful not thoughtful about the cats and he needed somebody to show him so. I hope that will work in your case. But if you're in laws refuse your help or the problems come back then was just talk to your wife about maybe intervening with our parents. More strongly again. I'd be direct but very gentle here. She's obviously kind of sensitive about our parents. You know kind of like the woman from the first question living with her boyfriend's family. Actually you got to be honest but you know that you're through some mines here. Family wise right like you got to be diplomatic. You can't be like so hunt. Your parents are disgusting. They live in their own filth. And that's why they have fleas. It's not the cats. Your actual whole family is revolting exact. Anyway what's for dinner right. I was something like listen honey. I know you think. I'm talking your parents when i get mad about the fleas. But it's really not about that. It's about the fact that i can't sleep in my own bed without these things treating my body like a vegas. I mean this is our home. I wanna to feel comfortable here. We can't have a bunch of gross fleas over running our bedsheets because your parents aren't taking care of their cats. I'm not trying to keep your parents away. I'm not trying to you feel bad. In fact i'd probably spend more time with them if they just took care of the flea problem. So can we figure out a way to solve this together. I think that's the approach and hopefully with a little back and forth. You can get her to see that this isn't you versus your wife or you've versus her in laws you and your wife and her in laws versus the gross gross fleas. Maybe you could ask her how she would feel if the situation were reversed like if it were your parents dragging bugs into your house and would it be reasonable for you to feel like. She was attacking your parents by asking them to stop. You know kinda like that if you can get her to see that perspective. I think she's going to come around. Yeah i do too. I mean she she had some level also has to think it's a little gross. But look if no one will see your side here then you might have to draw a boundary about visiting their house or having them over ever. It seems so absurd that it has come to that point. That could come to that point. But what are you supposed to do have an open marriage with a bunch of bloodsucking fleas. Peres like no thank you but honestly if it gets to that point. I'd probably just by the flea medicine myself secretly. Apply it to the cats myself. And just go over there. Nip it in the bud but i bet you can get your in-laws to wake up and come around if you approach them the right way. So good luck gabe. I gotta draw the line at houseguests. That literally have fleas series. What kind of sewer rat of a human actually has fleas on their person all day. Walking around and is just totally. Okay with that or no come on some pension so seriously. At least he only smelled and was dirty. Like this is actually like you have parasites newly happened like no it doesn't it doesn't really know on the pale nextstep. This is jordan harbinger show and this is feedback friday..

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The Jordan Harbinger Show

04:47 min | 1 year ago

"jordan" Discussed on The Jordan Harbinger Show

"Jordan visit. Better h. e. l. p. dot com slash jordan and join over a million people who've taken charge of their mental health with the help of inexperienced better health professional. Now back to jessica tracy on the jordan harbinger show is pride hardwired or is this a social construct that we're dealing with here. No it's it is hard wired so this is one of the neat things we've found. Is that people all over. The world have pride. We did this by studying. The nonverbal display the people show when they're feeling pride Thank agent is kind of expensive posture behavior. Head tilts up. They smile a bit. And we've shown photos of people showing pride to people all over the world. We went to Which is in west africa and showed photos of pride displays ten villagers living in this kind of remote area rural countryside mud huts. no electricity. No plumbing really no contact western cultures and they look to these photos and they said yeah. That's pride right which is really kind of nice evidence that this is something that people all over the world now. It's not something we've created in american culture or western culture. It's something that people really would have no way of accessing those cultures. Unless now at the other thing we should say is that people show pride after experiencing success people from countries all over the world and anyone who who's watched the olympics can see this. We actually did a study looking at olympiads. And that's how we found it but we also looked at blind olympiads people in the paralympic games and we had a sample of people who are congenitally blind. Who never been able to see and are thinking was with people like that if they show the pride display. That's pretty likely to mean that. This is innate and hardwired because it's hard to explain how they could have learned it without having ever seen anyone else show it and that's exactly what we found that even congenitally blind athletes after winning a match which show pride right because no one says look if you win and they announce your name raise your hands up really high in the air smile and jump around a lot and that's how you'll show that you're excited. I mean that's the only alternative hypothesis and some people have argued that well you know everyone knows. Raise your hands in the air that their songs that even say. Put your hands up. And i can i think but we come things like chest expansion right. So it's hard to imagine that these people were told expand your chest. That's really specific small grain behavior. It's hard to imagine that that could work but always a possibility right. yeah sure. Change your rate of breathing and stand up straight elongate the spine. We wanna see the chin elevated a like fifteen degrees. Yeah it seems like your hypothesis is probably more likely when combined especially with other factors as well so we know we show pride. We know a little bit about why we do this when we look at things like chinton gorillas and stuff like that. How does pride function there because whenever we look at animals all the stuff that humans do tends to be just exaggerated times one hundred because they don't have language and so i'm wondering. Did you look at shimpson guerrillas and go okay. This is the function pride serves inhumanity. Probably except for when a chip does it wrong they get killed or counterpart or something like this no absolutely. I think it's a really useful way to try to figure out why we have pride in where it comes from to look at some of our non human primate ancestors. We look at the ancestors but we can look at our cousins which is what chimps are in fact. There's a lot of evidence from primatology suggest that chimps do this thing called a bluff display and it looks a lot like proud expression. Write these review stand up on their hind legs which is not how chimps usually stand right. They usually use all four legs but they stand up on their hind legs. They pushed their chests out. Their hair stands up on end in. What's known as tyler erection. It's sort of like the chills but it makes them look bigger. Basically an alpha chip. We'll do it now so male if he feels like he's being challenged so it's a way of saying. Hey i'm the boss. You better back off. You better watch out sort of threatening challenger basically this is not really how we use the pride display most time. We usually experienced prime. Show the display. After we'd had no treatment not kind of before some sort of agonists encounter. some sort of as a way of threatening people will do that. And i think we do do that. But that's much more of a dominance display. I think it's intentional. It's gonna show this guy when i'm doing so i think that's a difference between humans and chimps and i think it's something that's evolved along with humans unique sense of self. I don't think chimps experienced pride in the way that we do simply because they don't have a complex since itself and the way that we do right. They can recognize themselves mirror which is quite advanced. Very few animals can do that. We don't have any evidence to suggest that they hold in mind. The complex various suffer presentations that we hold the sense of who. I am now who i'll be tomorrow. My relative place in thirty different group. That i have and how varies across. Different groups i might be high status one group and low status in another group and all various ways in which we're able to think about ourselves incredibly complex ways. I don't think chimps have that and the fact that we have it gives us a lot more than they have in terms of getting along with others accomplishing things be motivated to achieve certain kinds.

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Jesse, Jordan, GO!

01:55 min | 1 year ago

"jordan" Discussed on Jesse, Jordan, GO!

"Actually when she said that is in fact that is what she just said backed. That's all of this. Is that all this whole thing is. That's what she said her. Wendell scumbags man there's just nothing like them man. Oh my god. I don't mean to alienate your. I know you you've vasan you. Whenever you do the live show in irwindale it kills. i realized that. I don't mean to alienate your base but Yeah that place is good for that. God awful brewery and the renaissance fair and They had the rest of it can. I'm glad i'm glad we finally have a rival highschool. Yeah sure bayside had its valley. Yeah spreading takedown irwindale. Like in san felipe damn park or whatever it's called. How are we gonna prank. Or would they big game because jordan. Jesse go silver boxes. They're really gonna stick it to the irwindale opioid addicts their mascot. It's really a tragic rivalry. Yeah okay we'll be back in just a second jordan jesse. Go along. it's jordan jesse. Go jesse foreign. America's radio sweetheart morris boy detective jordan this episode of jordan. Jesse go and in fact all episodes of jordan jesse go are supported first and foremost by the members of maximum fund. We salute each. And every one of you. We salute our members shorts. And all yeah and speaking of shorts. This week's jordan jesse go also brought to you in part by the good people it's stitch fix and guess what they sell jordan. Yes that's right trousers..

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"jordan" Discussed on The Jordan Harbinger Show

The Jordan Harbinger Show

05:07 min | 1 year ago

"jordan" Discussed on The Jordan Harbinger Show

"It won't be this crazy accident where you lucked out. You hack the system. It'll be a deliberate choice on your part to live life in a certain way. And you'll know that you're working the way you work for a good reason a reason that's your own and not somebody else's nicely put jordan. It's hard not to feel like you're getting away with something. When you're an entrepreneur or a freelancer or an artist. Because in a way you kind of our i mean everyone else has to work eight or ten or twelve hours a day in a building somewhere with a bunch of other people. And you get to work in adobe in your pajamas with your schnauzer on your lap for six hours or whatever whenever you want. But if we've learned anything from pandemic it's that so many of those rules of traditional corporate life. They were arbitrary. I mean now a ton of people are working from home some of them are scaring buyers away from house next door. Have some free time. They're working less. They're getting more done and the idea that if you don't work seventy hours a week with other people in the same space. You're not really doing it right. That's kind of a myth. In fact the person who barely commutes and makes more money and less time in my book. That's the person who's figured it out. I mean that's kind of dream. It absolutely is the dream. And i'm not saying don't work hard. I'm not saying if you wanna work seventy hours a week doing everything and scaling up like crazy. You shouldn't but if you're finding a faster way to make more money and your happier how is that not a good thing. I've really embraced that in the last few years especially after starting a family just this idea of like i decide what a good day looks like. I control my time. If i can be more successful and free up time that i can spend with my wife and kids which is a huge part of my life. Obviously that's a win. I don't feel anxious well kind of. I don't feel as anxious about that anymore. On the contrary. I feel like it's a deliberate and important choice on my part right right the guilt that she's feeling though that's interesting. It sounds to me like at least. Some of that guilt is coming from comparing herself to her husband. She kind of feels like a freeloader. Like she's a drain on the household. Although i can't really tell jordan if she feels guilty because she's not working as many hours as she used to or because he's actually bringing in less money right now so my question is is that true. Are you a free loader. Are you actually drain on the household. If you're not objectively speaking not those things if you're still bringing in as much money as you used to but in less time then you know that that guilt is self generated and i would try to make the shift jordan just described but if you are those things even a little bit if your partner is actually contributing more than you now and that doesn't sit right with you. Then i would talk to him about it. If you need six months to scale up the business and you'll be back to making what you used to make or maybe more and your partner is totally cool with that great. Then you just commit to building your business and know that you're working toward that goal and it will all be very equal again soon. And you don't need to beat yourself up for it in the meantime but i would talk to your partner about whether he feels any of. This is unfair or unequal. Or just kind of like something that you guys aren't really acknowledging or if this is just entirely in your mind regardless you guys communicating openly about money about career stuff different schedules all of that. That is helpful no matter what. There's a lot of change happening in your relationship right now and you don't want any resent mansour disagreements or tension to get swept under the rug so i say sit down. Get clear with each other. Just be like. Hey honey. Here's what. I'm feeling i'm feeling a little guilty. I work five and a half hours. I bring in as much money as i used to know that you still have to go to the office. I want to know if you have any feelings about that. I just don't want it to be this thing between us. Where because we have different lifestyles. Somehow we start resenting each other for different contributions something like that and you might find out that you're carrying around the guilt for really no reason at all and it would just be nice to be able to put it down but you gotta talk about it. I agreed there's a piece of this. That is personal to her. And there's a piece of this that exists in her relationship with their partner. So i would explore both of those. You can't go wrong. Talk and stuff out and while you do. Keep in mind that an entrepreneur slash freelancers lifestyle. It's always gonna look different from traditional employees and that's okay. You're not doing anything wrong. It's funny to have to say that right. I in fact. I think a lot of things right as long as you and your partner are on the same page congrats again on the big move and best of luck. I really think that there's a lot of. I understand the guilt right. Especially if she's like wait a minute. I'm only working this much. And i'm making this much money. Should i be more miserable to go beyond par with my significant other and the answer is of course now. But you don't want to look at you sitting around all day enjoying yourself. How dare you brought by the way i wanted to. mention of. A friend of mine is using a matchmaker and it was a little skeptical of these before. But it's actually quite a good idea especially for folks who are looking for long term relationships. Don't have the time slash energy for like tons of bad first dates. The matchmaker weeds out all the people who are not a good fit from personality values life goals standpoint and they send you out on dates with people who actually want to spend time with you better than going it alone and it's certainly seems like a easier way to do this than online dating no more swiping cube sense of relief there and they vet people for you and so far so good you know like look. But he's not married yet. But this time i just wanted to just give them a quick shout out and recommendation. You can check him out. Three day rule dot com slash jordan spell out three t. h. r. e. e. day rule dot com slash jordan..

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The Jordan Harbinger Show

01:41 min | 1 year ago

"jordan" Discussed on The Jordan Harbinger Show

"These people are monsters like that foundation of the house is crumbling. Might want to stay away from the how this is one of the unfortunate nightmares of what the pandemic has done to work like. Just more problems in the vicinity. When you're trying to sell a house that you just wanna get off your hands. Yeah oh another note. The guy's probably gonna say. Oh well i'm not doing anything. I'm just telling them the truth about the house which you know. How do you know there's a crack in the foundation. Whatever but you know. He's going to argue that he's he's telling the truth he's not doing anything wrong. But if i'm the buyer right. And i go into that house. Even if i know that he's full of crap like the inspection shows no cracks in the foundation. I don't wanna live next to that guy right like even if he's in his own front yard minding his own business but he's like dancing and his tidy. Whitey's i don't wanna live next to that guy. That's the thing like he doesn't even have to talk to me if he's out there banging a snow shovel against his own mailbox for no reason. I'm like nope no thanks. We got a crazy. I don't want any part of this. I don't wanna. I don't wanna give the guy the ideas that this is a problem because even if they say hey listen i just want you to know that we have this crazy neighbor. He's angry because eating. Get the house. So he's making up all this stuff about it. They're still going to think okay. The house is fine. But i gotta live next to this guy. Yeah that's the problem that makes me think that they might need to go. The injunctive relief route to actually get anything. Done me too. yep agreed. This is the jordan harbinger show and this is feedback friday. We'll be right back. This episode is sponsored in part by. I leaf what we all have that one essential. That's an absolute must this time of year. For many especially my father-in-law it happens to be wine. Summers about having fun. So keep the good times going with some equally. Good wine after my father-in-law's weekly golf games with his buddies..

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The Jordan Harbinger Show

03:03 min | 1 year ago

"jordan" Discussed on The Jordan Harbinger Show

"This week we had t pain t pain and it was hilarious. He also explained how he managed to spend ninety million dollars and go totally broke. Which by the way not easy to do ninety million dollars and then make it all back. He made it all back supposedly. I mean i didn't check his bankbooks but you know he seems to be doing all right. We also had will store on status and the human need for status. This conversation touched on evolutionary psychology. Social psychology social dynamics a great mix for the show. I'd say if you're joining us for the first time or you're looking for a heavyweight until your friends about the show. We now have episodes starter. Packs these are collections of your favorite episodes organized by popular topic. That'll help new listeners. Get a taste of everything we do here on the show. So just visit jordan. Harbinger dot com slash. Start to get started. I also write every so often now again on the blog the latest post how to find the right business partner now. It's kind of funny that maybe not qualified to write this. Because i've had so many bad business partners. But i've also been kind of a shitty one to be fair. Some of it's me right. At least i would assume so this one. This article is going to be gold for anyone looking for a new partner. Teammate collaborator. whether it's for a start up a side hustle or even inside an established company. We talk about the red flags to avoid in prospective partners. How those qualities play out in a business relationship and of course which green flags to take seriously as well all based on my experience and various businesses over the years. I also interviewed a few of my entrepreneur buddies who are highly successful many of them way leagues exponentially more successful than myself for their wisdom. About what makes a great partnership work tons of good stuff in this one even learned a few new things myself. You'll find that. And all of our articles at jordan harbinger dot com slash articles. So make sure you've had a look analysts in to everything we created for you hear of this week. That somebody notice gabriel. That was interesting scott. Galloway talked about this on the program height and salary correlated. I think many of us have heard that before. But it's not because people are rushing to hire or promote taller people because of their commanding presence or something like that. I originally thought. Oh you know taller people get promoted or they do what no. It's actually height at age. Sixteen that's what matters and this is really interesting. Hide at age sixteen or so thereabouts. That determines your social status speaking of we'll store and status that determines your social status when status becomes important. I mean there's status games at elementary school and middle school to a degree but they're very sort of wealth their childish and their juvenile may remain such generally when you are eighteen or sixteen. That's the model you take with you. Through life and influences a hell of a lot including salary an economic success. It also changes how you behave. What status you find yourself in. What status you except for yourself. So if you've got kids build confidence in them. Early not arrogance confidence. It matters later down the line or you know like stretch about making taller that works to more from scott galloway episode. Four seventy three of the jordan harbinger show by the way..

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Jesse, Jordan, GO!

07:13 min | 1 year ago

"jordan" Discussed on Jesse, Jordan, GO!

"No one should wear rings even people who were married so far. Gee whiz steve am i wrong. Dwight you have some sort of like thing. The came out of your body in a jar. Am i remembering that right or just come you know. I had a camp of optical camera and laser shoved up my weiner to blasted a kidney stone and they left lane leftists stint and then two weeks later they had to go into my penis out. While i was awake that that part i was awake for a completely aware of what was going on. Yeah they should sneak up on you in the middle of the night to do that. Yeah they mean to leave the stint in there or would or did they just lose the stent. They have to leave that in after the procedure. Because it's so traumatic that they don't want your urine swell shut. Oh yeah so. It's i mean that happened to me just from the vein dorm. My finger your swollen shut. It's been swelled. shut ever says. Do you still have the stone. Steve no i mean with a procedure like that pulverize dust. So there's no. Can i have some kidney stones somewhere. I've passed like four congratulations steep. Thanks a pretty proud. It's beautiful. I mean i just love the miracle of life you know the miracle of calcium birth right and it's like people who haven't had a kidney stone like they like to talk online like they know what it's like but they i mean they don't and it's like it's really hard but it's like it's really the greatest love you'll ever know right. I ask you something. Jordan and steve. 'cause you you to of both passed kidney stones or new passed the stone essentially live on jordan. Jesse go no i i. I had a kidney stone. Real early like younger than someone should have a kidney stone. I was like twenty four or something. And yeah and i like detailed it on the show. You know as soon as it happened. So yeah that's like a. I think it's a beloved jordan. Jesse go story aura. Disgusting jordan jesse. Go story or a little of each it depends on Depends on your constitution Yeah i had a kidney stone. When i was like twenty four twenty five and the i was in i was working in. Gosh some. we're on the east coast. It was like rhode island or something. It was when i was like going all around for fuel tv and Yeah it was just basically and the doctor says like this is from a lifetime of drinking soda and no water. So now i drink a lot of water and make sure my p is clear. The doctor said that to you. Yeah that was. Was that your life style district. And sodas all the time. I don't remember you drinking a lot of sodas. I think when i was a kid. I think i think we were. We just like had a soda with dinner like it was like. Here's your dinner and go. Get a coke. A spider a dr pepper. That was just like a beverage. So god by the way you can drink all of a sudden one. I mean just have to also drink. What a lot of times. It's not because of soda it's more about the dehydration because your kidneys filter and if you're not drinking water to flush it out you know the the minerals stuff start to build up in that filter and that's what causes the stones. So i think i was doing the soda part but not the water part And yet i definitely like do it now to the point where you know like when you're at your at the doctor and you have to give a urine sample just like physical or whatever and you have to like set it in that. Been with the other urine samples. If i do that and i the other year if i see the other urine samples and they're cleaner than mine. I feel competitive. I wanna have just pristine see-through piss and i don't want i don't want everybody to be than my. Have you thought about installing those third world drinking filter straws up here urethra interesting interesting idea burger. You put that up in there. Yeah i mean. I don't really want to hurt my weakness other than that. I mean it seems like a perfect plan. Irene jordan greece it up a little yeah. That's already pretty greece using it. It did drink gravy. Yes what were you. What were you gonna ask us. Jesse oh i was just gonna ask since both of you have been through this and steve ura gen-xer jordan you're a millennial but there's this generation z. Coming up behind us. And i kinda feel like they're just getting kidney stones for insta- right. Yeah hashtag stone blasts. I know i've seen it. I've seen the stone blast. I'm glad that we're doing body horror on this week's yeah you wanna talk body horror with kingston. Yeah the first one that i passed. I didn't know. I had a kidney stone at the At that point it was the night before comecon. And i was up packing and i just got this really sharpei in my back and i thought it was just a muscle spasm and so i just dealt with it and at one point after like an hour to funk if this is a kidney stone maybe i should start chugging water inside you. Start drinking wine. I probably have to jones of water as i was packing in. Finally i just got so tired. I just fell asleep even through through the pain and then i woke up about three hours. Later in the pain was gone. And that's usually when you notes pass through your ureter from kidney in it's it's made was made it to the bladder. There's no more pain and so I woke up. I didn't know this at that point. Though in the pain was gone it was like. Oh my back's fine. Now and i went to the bathroom. In as going king racehorse. At one point there was just a split second of like really sharp name like really sharp. Like right my weakness. And i was like. Oh my god. Oh my god. I think i just passed a kidney stone. Holy shit some looking in the toilet which is completely clear water. 'cause i had so much water i see nothing like fuck dicko looked down. It is still in.

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"jordan" Discussed on The Jordan Harbinger Show

The Jordan Harbinger Show

05:11 min | 1 year ago

"jordan" Discussed on The Jordan Harbinger Show

"On the jordan harbinger show. What's next deer jordan gabe. When i was still in college. I got an unexpected and hefty inheritance and. I didn't make the best choices with that money. I traveled all over and partied. Lied to most of my close friends and family about it and ended up hooked on substances. When my closest friends found out the truth they reached out to me. And some even travel to find. It helped me at the time. I would say this is the new me. Leave me alone. i'm having fun. A lot of them. Cut me out of their lives after that and understandably so after a year and a half of living like that. I realized how sick i really was. I found help. I've been sober now for two and a half years. I've since reached out to my friends back then i've built back friendly relationships with some of them and others have told me that they're just not interested in letting me back into their lives. This hurts but it's understandable. So i just thank them for their time then. There are some who never responded and straight up. Blocked me on all social media. I have new friends and a new support group. But i just can't seem to let go of those people i never heard back from. It's easier for me to let the relationship die. If i got confirmation from the other party otherwise my mind is filled with what ifs and the advice on what i can do to move on and let things go signed a mending fences. Well you've been on quite a journey. My dude. I'm glad to hear that you got clean. You rebuilt your life. That i think is fantastic and definitely not easy to do. So congrats there. It sounds like you've been doing a lot of amends over the last five years which as you know is an important part of recovery. It sounds like when people reject those amends. You can accept that but when you don't get any response whatsoever yeah creates a lot of uncertainty. And that uncertainty is hard for you it's causing you to ruminate and obsess and i get why that's so tough. I think it would actually drive me crazy as well. Did you get my message. Why aren't you responding. Are you still man. Just not care like what the hell. Yeah yeah so so. what can you do. First of all rejected amends. This is actually a big topic within the addiction community. It's very common most recovery programs. They talk about how you are ultimately powerless over other people. You can't control how they'll respond as you probably know making amends that's ultimately not for you. It's for the person you've heard. At least you know ninety nine percent of it is right if if someone doesn't want to hear from you the general advice is to respect that and just do your best to move forward with your recovery but in your case moving on his heart because you just don't have the information you feel. You need to put a relationship to bed. I wonder if maybe what's happening. Is that in the absence of a response. You're doing what. I would do candidly in imagining the worst case. Scenario like believing that the person despises you and wants you to carry this guilt instead of imagining that they just might have a very full life now a different life or that. They don't know how to deal with their own feelings about your apology. Or who knows. Maybe they're stuck in addiction to or they're going through some other life crisis and it's like the crap that they need right now. You just don't know we don't know something as humans. We tend to tell ourselves a story that reflects our worst fears a lot of time. And there's probably a name for that cognitive bias. gabriel. I can't think of it off the top of my head. I know it applies to pretty much all people not just people in your shoes. So i think it's probably a negativity bias or or something akin to that so i think the key to resolving this problem actually i think negative negatively bias overestimating the likelihood of a negative outcome. But it similar. Something like that. So i think the key to resolving this problem is to get people to answer you or pretend like you don't really care what they think you do care and on some level you should care. The key is to figure out what it is about this uncertainty. That's so difficult for you. What thoughts come up when somebody doesn't respond to your amends. What does somebody else's re response or lack of response make you feel about yourself not to go all shrink on you here but if you can unpack those questions a little bit you could do it with sponsor you could do it with other friends and recovery. You could do it with a therapist. I think that this obstacle will become a lot more manageable for you. The pain might not go away completely. But you'll be able to process a lot of the stuff that comes up a rounded which is where most of the relief will actually come from. Yes i agree jordan. He cannot control what other people do or say but he can control how he processes the feelings. Maybe the guilt shame or just how. He frames his story in light of their response which who knows. I mean that might even be more therapeutic long-term than just hearing somebody he was mean to five years ago. Say that's okay. I forgive you. You know what i mean. Yeah it's a good point. I think that might mean living with a few of those old wounds. Well i that painful. But they don't need to be all bad so as important as repairing those old friendships is for you. Try not to pin all your feelings about yourself on these people. Sometimes you're just going to have to forgive yourself and forgive them for not forgiving you and just keep building life. You wanna live knowing that these mistakes as hard as they are. They're part of what got you to this point. And that makes them a valuable part of your story. Good luck man. Oh by the way the show review instructions are updated. We had were a little outdated. They were a little hard to follow. Please let us know if these are easier to use for those of you reviewing the show jordan harbinger dot com slash review. We've got screen shots in there. We've got a little bit better documentation.

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02:27 min | 1 year ago

"jordan" Discussed on Jesse, Jordan, GO!

"Renee. Montgomery wnba legend renamed comrie Of course he's got the two game of thrones swords that's great for him as well. One is technically a dagger. The other one is a sword but yes what kind of mount import. you layer mount. You make that dagger yourself tapping drywall screws. The dagger comes on a plaque with its own Its own plaque wrote. And so then. I just had to mount that but i haven't mounted i have it in storage right now. Is jason kids team spirit. So this one is actually like a very. It's like you know like plastic. The the aria catspaw blade is is metal. Like you can. You can commit murders like the one that jordan intense to commit against you jesse. Before burying you in a shallow. I would have. I would topped with his feces. I would never only murder the part of myself that i hate the most. That's your your incremental incremental ism and. that's the one you know incremental. Ism isn't all bad. Jason think about the magic of compound interest. That's true. I i've there's very little that i've been able to think about ever since you mentioned compound interest minutes ago. It's you can't get that interest if you stick your check in a super fudge right. Here's the thing about compound interest right. There's regular interest in. You're getting that interest but with the compound interest. It's compounded right. Exactly thank you jason whole thing. You know who knows this predator. All right brian. Sunny fernandez is our producer on the program. Our theme music is love. You by the free design. Courtesy of the free design and light in the attic records valerie moffitt Curated the livestream. All the way over there on facebook dot com Jason concepcion it's been enjoy having you on the program. Thank you so much. thank you for having. I will see everybody on twitter. At jordan underscore morris at jesse thorn on read at maximum fund dot. Read it dot com. We will see everyone on facebook at facebook dot com slash jordan. Jesse go And of.

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Jesse, Jordan, GO!

08:39 min | 1 year ago

"jordan" Discussed on Jesse, Jordan, GO!

"Do stand up like this is gonna waste of time to me. But i didn't but i couldn't. I didn't want to disappoint my parents. Yeah you graduate. I graduated yet. Barely took way too many credits in english and not enough in math and science and i had to appeal to the board of degrees. The committee degrees board of degree is let me wave those ninety eight degrees. I remember he had to talk was just the van to ninety eight hunky board great apps great apps on that yeah and then. I talked to the three degrees from philadelphia. Thank you yes. Okay aerials for gambling win. Will i see that. mcken anyway. the Luckily let me. I remember once. I'm not talking to be advised that he was like. Hey just stay an extra year. Get his take nine credits. That'd be the best year your life will be so you. I was nine credits short. I was h nine short. Yeah because i took too many in english. I didn't take a math and science. Still all these english credits don't as you're going along. Did you not know. I didn't read. According 'cause busy i was consumed with stand up and then i did it at one point. The guy said he goes to stay next year. And i was like i have a job where you're working on a comedian. He goes. I don't think this collishaw wants to be known for Graduating comedians like housing. And i really like. I went full-bore appeal. Let me out with laugh. They let you out. Let me graduate sat there. 'cause i accept me. I was too into english and i took way too many actually allowed to english classes. I was like really into taking basically graduate. You have to have. It's a liberal arts college. You have to have a well rounded education. That's the point. I took geology and physics and all that should who cares. Well i still read blog. Racer patton yeah exactly. So i'm trust me. I well rounded. I don't how about geology. Tell that to a fucking geo dude. Rock with crystals in love geos over to the gift shop at the natural history museum. Hello this is patent oswald. I don't like this stuff far. How does this affect me. Christ you get out of shawshank. I don't need to know about pressure in time in geology. Meredith has produced geo d- here. I bring more. Go thank you run. Full of geo at the moment are just glad. Brian did his pre pro on this episode. Because we always say bryan find out if they have geo always fucks it up and every time this time the walls are geo walls. Sorry jordan resent the your college counselors suggest into just like stay another year and having easy year because that that is that is like the origin story of the weird college. Townie it exactly. I don't want. I don't wanna be that guy in also that's true was like i want to work like actually fired up by my career. I want to get out in the world of work in his whole thing was like. Just stay here fuck around like that's no way to live a life. Fuck that i'm now. I'm not convinced. I'll tell you why show between my three on the ap calculus test again my three on the ap physics test and my four on the ap us history. Test in england. I think like i had enough. I had almost one semester's worth of credits. When i was going into college but i went to college. I went to college with free tuition because my father was a disabled veteran. And i also got a little stipend from the college radio station. When i became the news director and a stipend a little stipend from the federal government because i. My father was a disabled veteran. So i was getting like five or six hundred bucks a month. I was netting five hundred dollars a month going to college and it was. It was gorgeous. It was a beautiful setup. But i had to be a fulltime student in order to get those benefits. 'cause they all scaled according to my course load like if i was halftime i only got half the money and i needed it to pay my rent so i had to finish all the semesters but i had extra credits at the end and it was actually jordan. Who saved me. Because jordan wrote a play his junior year my senior year of college that i had not done anything in the theater department in our college. And i auditioned for the play thinking that jordan would give me know just like a walk on part and i'm like great. I'll give these credits. I'll get by the government now. Continue to live on the dole. It's all it's all set up so what happened was what happened was there. They had a draft an actor draft in jordan in jordan. Got a late pick. He drew the short straw. Fucked me. It was a snake draft and so jordan jordan successfully successfully chose The a beautiful beautiful classmate of ours named adman to to be in his play. But then i think they just ran out of dudes and so i ended up with a medium. Big part in jordan's play and not only was it very hard But i'm pretty sure. I fucked up jordan's play so guess out jesse that play became hamilton dead. One there you go. So yeah i wanted to. Discussion is reminded me of something we were talking about before. The recording started meredith. You're you're you're helping patent with the tech side of his recording. Yes and this is not. This is not meant to be a call out because i am a man who has a constant struggles with technology despite and i think it. It frustrates people. When i am frustrated with technology because i present a such a nerd and i think that when you present as a nerd and you have a hard time with things like technology and science and math people are like. What's your fucking deal nerd. And it's like no. I'm not i there's different kinds of murray's i know about. Dc comics crisis is. I don't know about this anyway. Star wars in the marvel universe in dc and. Yeah knows all that and it will ever written. He can tell you about Dernley or so categories inc it like other there's literally a pecking orders to there are some strata of nerds that other strata. Make fun of like a friend of mine pointed out he goes. I know that everyone thinks that. Oh comic con is fully nervousness. You've not seen nerds until you Go to a silent movie festival in see like laurel and hardy nerds like that is a done that you can even frigging imagine you know so. Yeah no. I don't know why i know this about laurel and hardy nerds a there. I mean i'm going to say. I say i don't know why i presume it's our friend. Elliot kaelin's fault. This there are like clubs for watching silent movies together. That aren't even movie theater clubs. It's like guys who have home projection booths and like lay super eight projector or whatever and heels and they all get together and they watch you know three features together whatever and they all they all jack off in a cup..

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"jordan" Discussed on Jesse, Jordan, GO!

Jesse, Jordan, GO!

07:42 min | 1 year ago

"jordan" Discussed on Jesse, Jordan, GO!

"Elisa skinner. Rude dude with a bad attitude. She is real michelangelo type. Case against a question about return of the mack. You're never disappointed. Here that's come on right. Yeah fucking always sounds good. I know what you mean. Jesse and i know it is like a classic you know like nineties. R&b jam it was. What was playing at our dance when jackie brookner was hit by the train so for me personally it has had some baggage. But yeah but i understand how you know like others like oh yeah. That was fun you know. I can understand that i am. Do you think that there was ever a time. Where mac tonight considered using return of the mack for his mcdonald's campaign instead of macro knife. Yeah i can see an edgy. Urban mac tonight. Return of the mack tonight. Maybe this is interesting because this is this is great stuff and i know we have segments to get to but i think this is more important and again. This is something that you that you can pull out know anytime someone is saying. You know the beatles were overrated. A party each pull this out. I think this could be one of those things. Where it's like when mac tonight debuted. It was the same year distance from mack. The knife as if you re booted him now. Probably the same amount of years or a similar distance between return of the mac. So i mean the noise is back. Well is the nine back though i feel. I guess everybody's talking about the noise. Where have you been now. They want us to talk about the noy. Know what's taken the bait. I'm doing it up talking noise all the time. How can i tell you something about the noise. Put some aviator sunglasses and some big shiny pearly whites on there. And you got president joe biden. See i was gonna. I thought you were going for maverick from top gun. Nuts time either way on another tangent. Yes i think for me. Also a song that i kind of group with that song is get it on tonight by montell jordan And i feel like that song is unfortunately overshadowed by this. We do it right. Well this is how we do. It is probably montell jordan signature. Hit would say. He's secondarily known as the worst host of soul train. I didn't even know. He did ho soul train for a while. He extraordinarily tall montell jordan. Children's like six seven or something and there was a time. Was there a time when there were two shows hosted by tells on tv. Yeah i think that's true. I think that's absolutely correct. That was the golden age of television mantell. Big big time. Vermont's yeah how about this elisa segments on our show that our listeners love so many that we have thought of using our own creativity and not laziness industry. That's the word. I'm looking for That we just ask our callers to let us know what segment they're calling in for when they call in more segments than a millipedes marine thank you very much thank you very much Huge taints on those things. Huge taints on millipedes incredible taints. And you know what you wouldn't notice how big the tate was if the bio and dick once malt. Those deals a third tank. Sorry go ahead. Same millipedes taint got. Okay go ahead and play golf. Brian tape the leg. The taping the face. Hi jordan jesse. Guest calling in with Your newest segment things. They must do to put my kids. Sleep the newest thing. I have to do my child and her twenty one books in order and then she will rub every single book on her but show. Who what books do you think they are. Sure everyone poops right well. I hope they're not heavy. 'cause that's a lotta work. I mean this house. The only excuse me jesse in this house the only books we read on our but yeah. It's the bible. Could use a kindle. Oh if it had the bible on it and yes how many books are in the bible. I mean twenty one. Do you have to get into the dead sea scrolls and whatnot right. It's got to be eight to ten days. The mastic bible stuff. What's the but pun for a bible. Book helped me out on this one guy. What are we a bible. But yeah i guess i'm looking for like you know it's going to go first. Corinthians like number. Two corinthians doesn't quite work though. You kind of see where i'm cooper on emi. Yeah pooper ronnie's probably that's probably a good as we're going to do. I was just going to suggest the gospel of john's but hey gospel of john works that kinda works If you've got a good go now. Yeah that's yeah. If you've got a good bible book but pawn tweet them at pontiff. The pope no. He needs a good laugh. He's just had a surgery. You know yeah. Laughter is the best medicine man. Loves butts there's no question about it Butts and liberation theology. Those are kind of his things. Here's another call jordan. Hi jesse high guest. This is maya from saint. Paul calling into your signature segment friends of chip dixon dip dopson. I just got an email newsletter from my office building today. introducing me to featured member kip nipple. Anyway love the show by. Yeah i mean look. She was pretty proud of herself. At the beginning. I kind of turned against maya. I'm not gonna lie. And she was already giggling right up top. I'm like come on my. How good can this be. And then she said friends of gypsum Look not everybody can can cash in on the dips in dopson craze. Even we are just copying from jordan's friend from high school hell. I don't even remember where chips and dip thompson came from. I honestly think it was a friend of your from high school sure. Yes yeah we We owe we owe hector fernandez say a royalty check for all the chips and dip dopson merch. We've sold over the years. I've met hector nice guy. We like cousy Her yeah mostly. Cousy season pronounce You guys have any cousy bible puns. Now i got nothing i listen. I'm looking at it. I'm looking at a list right now. The books of the bible. Not a lot of but puns. You can do with these things Psalms dave they wrote it that way on purpose. I think they did too. I think too many kids were goofing on it. And they're like listen. We're we'll we'll give them doodoo ronnie everything. That's better than what i said. What did you say i said. Rodney dude ron ron. She's gonna get hurt nice. I dunno. it's not up there with the gospel of matthew's but right yeah to sherani Me yeah now doodoo as better..

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Jesse, Jordan, GO!

03:56 min | 1 year ago

"jordan" Discussed on Jesse, Jordan, GO!

"For the holidays or what they do to the horse. Power shoes they give saddle that has springs on both sides to win their flip. They just boing right up. Yeah it's and they use a special kind of fourth quarter thoroughbred horse. It's called the buoying. Sure yeah boing horsey say in kentucky in old kentucky they call it a blowing horn right regional names. It's amazing that people think these measures would encourage mcguinness. I mean i guess what i'm saying. Is you here. If you're on red at your on twitter a lot of times you see anti hooligan hashtags. And i just don't wanna paint with a broad brush. Because honestly i don't believe that ahab right. That's a second i was like from moby dasher. Trying to do what. I'm trying to be shy thirteen twelve but i don't. I don't know the alphabet. H is there's no way not all hooligans. That's what i say climbing poles that's great. They're probably wearing raccoon coats for all. I know yeah. Do you guys want to take some time to do. In addition of the classic jordan jesse go segment overheard. Yeah but you know what jordan every weekday on this show we do. We're famous for doing over herds People call it into our headquarters here in vancouver canada and I i love doing it. We've been doing it for a long time. Where the best and only show that does it i am. I am just We're doing we're doing an afternoon record. We're noon record. I guess we should. I should say the not for sarah because timezones. Yeah yeah yeah. It's it's actually last weekend. We won the football away. So we're in a black hole time. Just just bend. Maybe that's the premise. Of a show is like a podcast but one person is in the future and they tell the other people. What's gonna go on you. What they should be won't more more podcast with like really hard premises like really really strict like a high concepts. Oh you just on all of them in the bubble promotional toe like so many more than i have between as we have done. So many. good high-concept podcasts. So you're so to seeing each other like little role discussing like what's the best biscuits to joe. I just got hitched. A lot of podcasts. I just got hitched to show called super cast It's superman bizarro. Superman and mr mitsuo piddle ic But they just. They said that they would just talk about nerd. Culture three white dudes or one white dude one gray rocky dude in one tiny inter dimensional creature talking about. We've heard it before guys. Sure before. And then i accident i asked. I asked superman who attain introduced me to everybody immediately said mr mitchell got mr mitsuo. Piddle actor write his name in the pitch. A poofs off to another goddamn dimension. But they i mean. I think they did a really interesting episode On kind of reevaluating solo. You think they thought so kind of got a bad rap no that one where they just broke formula and like donald court was the guest and they just through the questions out the window and just like everyone was on their feet during that past so cool. Can we please just talk about blues..

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Jesse, Jordan, GO!

04:14 min | 1 year ago

"jordan" Discussed on Jesse, Jordan, GO!

"Of the mimi and jordan. Were just say boy along. Excuse me see right there number. Four dick jokes. Dick jokes parentheses onomatopoeia. I'll say this. I'm taking a look at some of the stuff in glen waldon's book a wonderful guide i think. Npr really do a lot of good stuff. I'm some stuff less good. There's a shoe called bullseye. Don't care for but that actually you know not actually produced by npr so this stuff npr actually predict pretty solid. But you should go grab a glenn. Well book if you've ever thought about starting a podcast or getting better with your podcast That book and our friends. The macaroni brothers book are both really wonderful. Guides to podcasting. That aren't just you know there was a period where every book was a guide to podcasting and it was all just explanations of how to code. Rss feeds yeah. And i think we are in a golden age where we've got these two great books that are actually useful that you can actually learn something from but that are also like you know. They have depth of information but are also accessible to someone who hasn't worked in radio or worked in podcasting or gone to broadcast school or worked for many years as a A writer at a cancer nonprofit like an anticancer not profit antics. I feel feel the need to fill an important distinction a small but important distinction. We came down fully anti fully neon approaching the pro. Cancer is actually four profit there for money. I don't know who is paying for cancer because in a way mun profit is a cancer. Thank you glenn. Glenn weld and go on chapo our producer jordan. Jesse goes. Brian sunny d. fernandez. Es helped this week from vowel moffett who is producing our little video stream. You can watch the show if you wanna watch the show. Was we record it. We've been putting it on our facebook page on sunday nights so i mean no promises. Sometimes our microphones aren't working and we start half an hour later than we thought we were going to but In general go to facebook. And like jordan jesse go and we're streaming their vows doing a great job our theme music love you by the free design. Courtesy of the free design and light in the attic records and co at to your bookstore. Get yourself a copy. Glenn wellens new book and get yourself a copy of jordan. Morris is new book bubble. This is these are things i insist. You not fuck this up. Yeah spend spend this summer indoors reading than ever tell you this. Yeah i want every single listener to jordan. Jesse go to buy a copy of your book and to buy a copy of glenn waldon's book so the two of you when you get your first sales reports. Tell me have more or less than people bought the book because if you were people than seventeen we know not every jordan jesse go. Listener has bought the book. If it's more than seventeen somebody told a friend and also if he got both books Once you got them both in your your grubby little hands. Make them kiss We love to read something. Spine spine works neglect the spine. That what we're looking for. Yeah i think that's right okay friends. We'll talk to you next time on jordan jessica. Maximum fun dot org. Comedy and culture artist owned audience supported..

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"jordan" Discussed on Jesse, Jordan, GO!

Jesse, Jordan, GO!

09:27 min | 1 year ago

"jordan" Discussed on Jesse, Jordan, GO!

"Give little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free onto the locks and throw away the keys and take off issues and sex and run you. It's jordan jesse go. I'm jesse thorn. America's radio sweetheart jordan morris boy detective. I got some great news for you jordan. My favorite kind of news. You know your old friend jesse from college. Yeah i do great guy. What's he been up to lately. He's a real lucky boy. Oh my gosh. A lucky boy. Let's let's hear let's hear let's hear some of the reasons enumerate enumerate the reasons while you're while you're lucky boy. This is great. We can all practice a little gratitude today. Well number one jordan yeah. I'm lucky boy. Because i got shit on by bird a couple of days ago. Hey well that's great is that is that a good luck omen in some cultures many measures that means good luck on the way. Yeah i guess two questions. What kind of bird and are there. Are there more lucky kinds of bird. Shit i guess is my is my question. It was a cormorant and no okay. That's great. i feel informed Where did the shit land. what were you doing. Was it something where you going somewhere to where it was. Okay to have burchett on you. I guess her It landed on top of my head. Okay and i was headed to the donut place. So they were pretty chill about it. Yeah those guys are cool. Yeah very nice. Very nice people over there at the donut place. but that's not the only reason jordan That i am lucky boy. I there's more than one reason that. I'm a lucky boy. Okay so i'm going to have a little. Get my notepad here. I'm just going to write. Jesse lucky boy jesse comma. Lucky boy reasons reasons why you know it's Right under my rules for dating my teenage daughter right so yeah i'll just so do one number one bird on had three days ago right on the way to donut shop okay number. Two burgess should on my head about an hour ago. Hey okay well. This'll be one a. And i don't know that i need to do another number for this. One yeah so number. One is three days ago burchett on my head. That's number one reason. I'm a lucky boy. Right number two is about an hour ago. A second burge should on my head now. I know it was jordan. It was a cooper's hawk. Cooper's hawk great great and how would you were. How were the shit's different. Which is yellow. One was very like bright orange yellow. Okay that's real but jordan. Can i say the number three reason why. I'm lucky. boy beautiful family. I just had beautiful family share. They really love me. And i love them now. How often do they should on your head. You would be surprised. I don't even know how they get up there. They're all smaller than me. Jessie are you have you recently. I mean i know you're like you're kind of like a tattoo guide. Now i haven't seen you in a while. And i can't really see you your whole head through the camera. Did you get a tattoo of a bird toilet on your head. I think that's why this is happening. So much jordan i understand. Look your professional comedian. You're here to be glimp-. I don't really think that's something to be glib about numerous go ahead. I don't really ever myself community. Go ahead birds. Don't use toilets. So that's ridiculous. But yes i did. Go see my friend Tattooist graham chaffey. And i had him outlined the bird shit on my head so i could remember. It always remember how lucky i am nama stay. I practice gratitude. Oh that's really nice. That's terrific its to remind me of what is so special to me and i don't know if you can see this. Where video conferencing but here on my upper arm i got a cormorant and then on the other upper arm a cooper's hawk beautiful now i mean just kind of going forward. Are there any birds. I'd like to be should on. Yeah that's what. I was gonna ask like what's what's next. What's next for jesse thorn. Yeah well i mean. First of all america's bird the wild turkey right love to be shipped on bio wild turkey. This yeah my son oscar. My seven year old has been going to summer camp at the los angeles arboretum which wich arboretum is overrun by peacocks. And i will say this. Peacocks are real assholes but they can back it up. I mean they are extraordinary creed. Yeah sure and like when they're making the horrible sound that they make and shaking their asset you and threatening to bite and claw you all you can do is be awed by nature's majesty that's true. Hey that's p foul baby. I don't know how for hens much less soapy. Hens are very unimpressive. They're just jerks. Should we introduce our guest on the program jordan. Yeah answer more burchett questions but why not bring him into it. He is one of the co hosts of npr's pop culture. Happy hour is also the author of npr's podcast startup guide create launch and grow a podcast on any budget. He is also the man who i go to for batman recommendations. Glenn weldon hi glenn. Hey friends good to see you get to hear you. How are you oh great. You know why. Because i was just reading batman in the nineteen fifties as recommended to me by glenn weld batman went to planet x Where he is the superman of that planet yet he is. Yeah he is but back to burchett. Thank yes so Jesse both commerce and cooper's hawk these are serious birds and so did. The poop include any a mouse bones. Did you get vol- femur bob your at any point. Hold on just book jesse before you answer. Yeah glen great question. Jesse go ahead. Thank you sick. I just want to say. I don't i didn't start a podcast so i could repeat other people's jokes but in my in my head for fifteen years has been this joke that i saw kevin neal and do it at the embar in los angeles and it was his. His son was a boy scout and getting really into nature and they went out they went out on a hike and they found some deer scat and he pointed out to his son that you can learn what an animal eats by investigating. What's in the scat. And he said so he took a stick and he poked at the at the deers leavings and he said it turns out the deer eat berries and leaves and a lot of shit. I've been thinking about that joke so for fifteen years. But thank you for asking that question glenn in response i would say that in primarily i found the bones of lesser. Less lucky birds make sense. That story checks out. Yeah mostly crows and also Peacocks are famously. The fuck boys of the avian kingdom true clearly are famously famous famously. That's why they were kept in the palaces of persia sure yes in sitting around like they own the place Always at an every time. I'm texting with a p. Foul you know. You always know you're going to get that text a couple of days later. That says sorry. Just got this. Yeah yeah sorry. Ju just suggest seeing this now but peons nothing. Nothing wrong with the. Pin peons or good god-fearing women's solid citizens. This is why this is why. I only had peons. And she would. She would put up with the peacock every so often but famously i think she she preferred the peons. I i really sincerely like this is not an original observation but walking around at that are arboretum. the peacock's will try and start a fight with you they will threaten you. They don't give a fuck they will. They are peacock packed. My wife's minivan the other day. Gosh while it was in motion. That's why you guys need to get the coexist bumper sticker. Thank you very much prevents. It prevents p foul from pecking prefer. Suv's they clearly always prefer. My wife's car has been packed by peacock. I feel not like a peacock but like a peacock. Wow okay sure holy crap all right so anyway. So i'm curious because you're next steps are e Lucky shits you mentioned. You mentioned america's birds the wild turkey you mentioned Peacocks and pecans. I couldn't help but notice. These are flightless birds. So what what's.

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