20 Episode results for "Johnny Rockets"
Wow before returning to second palace
"Prestige jay now. I don't date. I will promptly wind up doing to how i did night to eat a later tonight or some time. Tomorrow when i return to the second palace. I will also i've wanted ideally do the I'm running for senate of video mine out of funding for senate video Before i lied to hotel because the lightning wait to perfect way to me for a chance to pass up to do other video and I want to do that video before. I lead the Hotel and i thought well as we probably let you know when the video now hopefully i can lick it up to the same not As when i let people know that videos all and everything like that So i'm going to get a little rest. I mean i'm still kind of upset. I didn't go get to rise. But that johnny rockets food was delicious. I you. I can't believe i haven't had a johnny rockets long time. I mean i hardly ever hardly ever in my life skew. Me hardly ever. I couldn't believe that. I i'm still shocked. I'm dumbfounded but Yeah but Even though today with the epic fail You know. I know i could come back because i have see passes. And then when i went to guest relations i got some Extra passes for Rise to. I don't have to wait long in the line. So that's good notes all He made a fast for my fail. And everything like that. so yeah so. I go back back to the second policy tomorrow. Bali about I told you come get me about eleven. Go check check out is eleven and You know and also the hotel said that i could keep my key in debris also Might do that and also food. Because i bought the food just this one time that You know that. I not too hungry when i'm awfully tired or something like that but Yeah so i do dying gonna take. I haven't take that pizza yet. So i'll take that with me to second palace and then take the johnny rockets fries which was very good Back to the second pal of me. Maybe i'll put some of the onion rings. I mean you wasn't fair you could still smell good. Wow and I finished the drinks. Well not finished. What three but the couple that. I got from the six flags and So yeah so unfortunately even in the battle but in a delicious way Detroit to six or six flags wanna one is have concluded My final grade is a c. Minus overall because i did not get the chance right even though even though i rolled three rise on yesterday i intend to get a chance right any today because i was stuck in that line and i was looking for eventually. I was looking for hot dog but couldn't find any but I was like you know. What have john rocker dull. I thought the only way i could go to a johnny rockets on royal caribbean. Because you know they have Johnny rocket just like carnival has guy burger joint which is Also my favorite when i go to carnival and So yeah go figure kind of wish more. Johnny rockets was the nom saint louis and everything like that. Come all we over here just like still go for dailies. I still have that. Twenty dollar Gift card that there's no way then deliver. I mean this ridiculous yari. Wow but anyway any all so yeah. I would do the video before. I leave the hotel. I don't know what i'm going to be talking about the Second night to wrestlemainia and all that good stuff and Wow well. I guess The logan pub. Paul did not know or did not know what to expect when he signed the whole muscle mania. Wow he got hit. I'll talk about that. When when i'm able to about dead or Home anyway so I guess goggles. Oh boy guess what did they take. That goes no good ball. Oh wow okay so Yeah so. I just wanted to update you on the eib before i turn back to the second tower and coastal saw the tail to city for the wetter being crazy on one day. And i mean nice that The park justice with people on the next day and weird very very clear prince tj.
Jonny rockets food was delicious!!!!
"My cat does day. I'm still six. Play the night before i go back to the second palace but no wonder why that was a long line at johnny rockets for either better than the one here. Don't tell i can darkening the did chicken and yet the tickets drips and i liked to cheese and bacon but not the potato but the johnny rockets five are better. Take some of that to the second palo for me onion rings. They smell so good like they. Call him. Mike pence tj day. Fifty day. thank you we're gonna fi like would in the heck man. No wonder why people waiting to our twelve or whatever the hell time they want to get the johnny rockets i had. I had johnny rockets in all my life. this what. I've been missing what i am. Been living off of wendy white castle. Mcdonalds burger king or right and i never had johnny rockets. I never had a johnny rockets. All my got the smell so good. The taste is good. Oh my god. Dad is beyond gravy. What i wish they had another johnny rockets around here in saint louis. I wish they had another one. Oh my cat to battino on a door. Dad's or something like that or maybe even Maybe even Broke up yeah i use these grump up. I'm a glove person but johnny rockets. The reason why. I didn't even get to go on one ride today. But in the plus side food is delicious. Are you kidding me. Are you kidding me. Johnny rockets pass johnny rockets pass on the day that i did write anymore right johnny rockets at all. I gotta say about that. Johnny rockets path. Their food was so good. No wonder why there was a crazy crazy off online. I mean you can even smell it. He can just smell it. What i mean. Even at the rocco spoke. Minute johnny rocking. You've probably say if you smell with rockets cooking. And i smelled. Johnny was cooking. Oh mike hat. I wanted to take them back home to the second power to do the other video. Yeah both have to. But i i gave you a bonus when i was stuck at town. Rockets this was like getting food and you know ordering the food and getting the food and standing in line waiting for the food and then finally at don't tell china food that's all trying to calm. I felt down from the failed expedition but that food would delicious absolutely delicious. Almost line for it.
Stuck at jonny rockets a new comedy song !
"What time is five o'clock neither plug golden one hour. I'll know i had to give pool of on any ryan stick. Oh man i was stuck. I was stuck. I stalled at johnny rocket. Flay saint leu if after two days of the fun yet. I've willy donna run. I was leaning huge line. It took forever to get. There was less dad on a counter and the bell the film blue and johnny rocket. I could not get any rise. Will start on johnny rockets and it will my left there. Oh no i could not get anything done. Because i was still standing so long. Bena pain being so her. I was tired. I headed down the stock. And johnny rockets i was trapped and that big line i took and johnny rockets and i did not have no good time though when i got back to the hotel. I was so disappointed. I had to get another day. So i get the event soon but i want to rhyme or coasters but i got in after three. That was my time that i thought dead because i did not want to be tied out tied out. I was at johnny rockets. Because apart with a pal to close. But a time i was doing with johnny rockets i had to walk only back to my hotel a mile. I had to walk all the way back to my hotel a mile. I will have the wall all the way back to my hotel duct at johnny rockets. I had to walk another mile tomorrow. Yes i did.
I lost time in line getting food before I ride but I got stuck!
"Layman on a time that was law damon on the line. That was large flaming on john to johnny rockets claiming on reflecting closed early on the people. That was weighing. Take us all along that u. Was then blaming on all the time debt was gonna blaming on all the time that was gone. And you never get it back. Sure didn't get back with wall to six flags. Donald get some last minute ride in before returning back to the second palace that longo rondo so my new. I missed practice of a so. I didn't get a chance to get that Delicious french toast. The die for okay. And so maybe i t to go pump tomorrow before i leave about here but nonetheless if i don't got so angry at the line that was terrible and then on the woman on street well i already told her thousand name. Part of the woman on the street told me that she was with her kids and she was In line. I asked her was she. There just committed no Seeing the kids for their earlier but they were there during the heat of the day given day with already getting seventy but it's still beautiful still light out and the park is already close. Close us clock. Sits o'clock man. Unbelievable so i had to walk of shame back to my hotel. Unbelievable i did one ride today. One ride because i was blaming on on a time that i got lot john johnny rockets that john johnny rockets maybe another time that was law on the people. That was crowning blame it. On the time that the time the law even on a tunnel of the law ought well. I may not be doing. Well di- blame it on alcohol but that's on the mind because it will play the other day when i was writing around to the hotel. Go faker no no ride. But they did give me an exit pass for the next time. I come because i had to complain. I was like the food ride. The full nine was terrible. I didn't get one ride in the whole the whole time out there because my tickets for three but i wanted to go Like at three three thirty talk. Be you know when cooled off a little bit. Because i don't want to pass out. I was like i was walking. I had to do not do the parking lot. Because i knew another way to since i knew a little bit better the way to go to and so but this time i had to walk all the way to the the tent where temperatures green lead time. I didn't have to and dan originally. I was going to get a hot dog. You know. I mean. I have a hot dog in a good while and so They won't cross cost bid tat hotdog. Okay now went to johnny rockets. No hot dogs. So i had the t burger and onion rings and call it a day because by the time i get there and it's like probably about a three three thirty mar you. I still had to walk from the hotel. I still had to walk. I had to walk. But i had to take my time so that will be too tired out. Okay and although. I had a great good song while entering the par. Nothing prepared me for what i was to go to when i was i was only trying to get on the title. Get sick on right. That i was going to even though i have my madison medicine ready. I still want to use it. I was not able to use it. Why because car clo to them only on sundays pulled six on saturdays. Close up seventy why the sun tell out the other out on the weekend open to open on weekday on third until late frigate may may i give myself six flags one day to a c. minus a c. Minus a c. minus.
Six flags weekend edition of who passed who failed
"Well well well well well well. This weekend was a partial. Fail well auto. I undersea flat for the first time only got three rights one day and got to the the next day. I was stuck at johnny rockets. Didn't go any vise at six flag. Thank louis i just wanna cry But anyway and i had to make my. I had to make me and everybody else laugh. Anyway well So my next step was the call for my ride on wednesday. I got an appointment to go back to the same building that within To go to get my favorite shot. And i made it for ten o'clock i call it a boss more bad news because i did. They wouldn't have no more Bookings for three o'clock for some day on crazy and then that. I wanted to go vico because i had two choices. That was gonna go to put money in lift for some strange for thin. I am money back. You know the money that i put on to get my Hotels car hotel dot com card. Evidently today income refund. And i'll say so. Put part of that dope har i was going to us live to go there so i don't have to wait On a bus. You know. Because i don't have no seed while department don't have no fee and then i was going to take the bus. That's all we're going to have a. We'll call and i told them the paint them. It is the medical even getting my laugh though so coping but they go to tell me this. Excuse about the only way that. I'm gonna get a world call at that. I am a medical At a medical stop which it is dan than i need more time but they said i had to use the bus of some kind of creek. Some kind of crazy explanation of Of the Deal dwelled call some kind of crazy with our estimation. I'm on a medical run. And then they wanted me to stay there till five fifteen. I'm only goodness shot on. How does it take to get a shot. You only gonna ask ques- you only check it in and then answering questions then. The next step is to get the shot. Tenderness is way fifteen minutes of a date. That long lady. Dick dick lady so i lost another ride. I lost another ride. I had to pay again. I have to pagan now. I'm gonna give one more chance. Because i have to find. I'm a hatton lineup. calling the just to care. Maybe maybe accused him ronald trip. Or maybe one way or something like that. I don't know but i'll see. I'll see logistics will. Do i mean that was a huge letdown. I mean that was a super hughes. That will a second let down at the weekend. I mean come on man ridiculous. April was both be turnaround. This is to be a turnaround. What i gotta do a venture triplet like that. I am planning one. But i mean. Where's my big turnaround. Oh yeah and last week. Like right before i went to the trip so it shows house. Pray these slow. The bill unemployment semi leonard. Saying that My year in a year end already for unemployment. But then i could do it on the first week. I've already done it already and here. It is already tweet before i. I shot or the week that i give last shot. You're late you're late you're late payroll this. I mean just world badaro. This world is crazy this morning. Perfect it is not perfect. It's crazy. I was stuck at johnny rockets. Did he get no ride in. Then i'd take the food all the way to the hotel. Even the food was delicious fan. I mean the only thing i was able to do was only right three rise and then got well. I had a bonus doing the video. But i had that video when i was stuck at johnny rockets though you had three bonus video the road tour donald stuck at johnny rockets video am i announce their fourth thin. It the run in two thousand twenty two and the failures. I can't get the bus to pick me up before three o'clock so now eat our had to call the insurance where i don't have to pay for the ride. I could get both fight after used for something else. Oh wow psych it well the only the only okay so i'm gonna give a couple of who pass who fail here so it's time for another edition of hoop that who okay some still going to give. The staff of six flags Saint louis path because one day helped me to get around the park. Even though i couldn't get a map and there was no paper map. So i was struggling. I was really struggling on the first day and couldn't find my. I follow coaster once again. I the guess who worked there and be struggling. They helped me out. They pass okay next pass for the whole weekend. Is the hotel staff here at the holiday inn Think lewis From the front desk staff onto the restaurants that don't don't the only to major staff that i That i Interact with and this property. But i do also give a pass to d housekeeping again like i did and Yeah those are the bath. Well yeah john rocker's count us down for Six flags but then who failed is saint louis community Thing louis community credit union for not being open twenty four hours that day. What if i was trained in and another place. that only does domineering. Another another country. I have money to cover sundays. Because they keep thinking that depending wrong and now my car lot that i can't even use it for some crazy reason. My money came back and i would lie. Dude i just pay for the hotel. I paid for two yet to ninth. I paid for the whole town kid. Ready to lead today and then like her money just like again. We're from so. I i don't know what's going on our but i'll call. I'll call the bank to see vancouver. Use my car not having to transfer money to another car. Because if i do then you know i'm going to have to wait a couple of days and then by that time my apl- unemployment will become an in and so i mean it's just made. It just made it really crazy but a tom i go back to the second palace. Okay doesn't act fail. Autism entire weekend. Getting stuck at johnny rock is the fail. Belong to the longline force to wait in our by the time i get their closed. Yeah it was a long way. You would think of the right for the longest played. You know the coasters and everything like that because it was a beautiful day beautiful day. Not too humid very comfortable. Beautiful day. But i have to stand for so long. I couldn't even stand for too long church. And i was getting paint on my shoulders and everything like that and everything else God really and i told him when i finally got order the cannot bring Can can i sit down. Can you call me when my food comes up and Thankfully they saw me in pain thankfully yet. That's where the staff gets to pass. But the the mind gets a big fail because i standing forever and It was uncomfortable and thankfully. I knew when to speak up when i was in trouble and by the time i'm walking to the table. They bought the food. And because i had to take a break outstanding. Wait too long out. There wait too long was getting a shoulder. Pain everything like that. They are time for me to sit down. I'm done and so. I sat down a little bit. That's why you saw that video. That bonus video Before for the hotel so fail with the big line in that. Our weight At johnny rockets the next fail of this weekend and it had to come by the end. Which is when. I was going to call the that. Have the rest of the monday to my. Because i do have that group Lead on this evening I couldn't go last monday. Because i had a major headache all day. And then the other family had a Had a child. And i didn't want to mess up. There are big day. Because i'm a widower made me fat and you know you know but other than that. I thought that one out. And i'm gonna come back in tonight. Hopefully so i was trying to call now so they have enough time. You know to just get ready to go back to the second palace so but anyway so just very special weekend on on six flags who who failed.
U.S. Stocks Mixed as Jobless Claims Edge Lower
"Technology it's in your pocket, your car, Your Business and the Wall Street Journal's Tech News Briefing is tracking all of it from consumer tech to cybersecurity from the giants to the startups. Every weekday we bring you the latest stories about the companies and advancements that are changing. The way we live and work tech is remaking. The world will make sure part of it subscribed to the WSJ. Tech news briefing from the Wall Street Journal wherever, you get your podcasts. Here's your closing bell brief for Thursday August thirteenth I'm Jr whalen for the Wall Street. Journal. A mixed day on Wall Street after new data indicated the labor market recovery is gaining steam the Dow Jones Industrial Average fell eighty points closing at twenty, seven, thousand, eight, hundred, ninety, six, the S., and P. Five, hundred lost. About seven points, but the Nasdaq closed thirty points higher initial jobless claims fell below one million last week for the first time since March. But investors are concerned that the loss of the six hundred dollar a week federal unemployment benefit will dent consumer spending apple shares rose about one point eight percent amid a dispute with the maker of the popular video game. Fortnight epic game says it. Will Sue apple after tech giant removed fortnight from its APP store for circumventing apple's payment system and shares a fat brands owner of the restaurant chain fatburger nearly doubled the company says it will buy burger chain Johnny rockets in a bet that demand for casual dining will bounce back from the pandemic. We have more details on today's market activity and market analysis at wsj.com and the WSJ APP.
Before I leave for Vegas
"Escape escape escape escape. The big these team meantime just enjoy the show debate. Okay well as the before my revenge ship of not only fall. When i was stuck at johnny rockets i had no ta fonua was the at johnny rockets. That's the line. made me cry. But adults will ever trip for not hearing a peep peep from putt fast and yet the convert them part for the Podcast movement and you know. I'm going to be practicing. Want him down there. So i gotta get my ready for practice and being in a new place will kind of help. Don't won't be like a the end. But i also get the practice and also get some fun at the same time so it's going to be both business and pleasure trip at the same time plus events trip but i gotta stop at that crazy bank. Lewis dat when i mean would only change pin off of one nam card one card online one and so i had to make a stop at the bank early in the morning and i wanted to try to turn around and cut to the effect of palace if i well i don't know because i might want to. The problem is at the moment. Vegas is a little bit high. But then again i want to do a couple of a couple of hundred for what i do. Want to go to the casino for at least four. You know probably tuesday or wednesday. Because i'm i'm pretty sure retired coming in. Because i gotta go all the way to california and then turn around double bag and go really still don't make stance is still. Don't make no sense that they got to do all that. Oh yeah and tried to do a haircut at the widower all fell man the she. I mean mainland crazy absolutely crazy so but anyway anyhow. So i leave. I want to say I leave like between two fifty five three o'clock and you know just like in the time to go do day all that all that stuff am bmi gabe. So it's gonna be a long after noon. If i had if i had to change my password at the bank password pin code at the bank. I wanna go no nowhere. I mean i wouldn't even have to go anywhere. I want to have to be forced rush around. You know but if i could do that in just come up and come on back. That'd be great. That will be great. So i won't be doing much until when i actually get to the airport. Then that's fine. I'll start my extravaganza and in at the hotel. I hope that. I don't have to move around much at the hotel in the same room. Well i've been playing 'em life and i'm trying to see if i could get the The room for fourteen fifteen before i leave they're going to have this. deposited But still i read a stay at one place than having a switch. Even have the emergency motel six which all pay for. But then if i hurry up and get the The funding in these debt the to water mental ages. I mean he's still help them. But i don't know i don't know but but the lisa had me to be able to do and i still got the haircut even stolen off. I'm gonna see fantasy or not but the horror trying to do here by itself. God always missing a few Tom and take forever o-man but that's wet awfully. Yeah anyway So everything is all good. I arrested up in cloudy. Terrible and watching las vegas gonna get one now. I'm trying to the bay of being in Just a copay for the plane and you know wearing the mom here. Because we've been stuck in the fifties since god knows how long so but anyway it's shade big country dot com is where you go to to get all of the country. The big d. Don't fix that. You need to divide the craziness of this post pandemic for the post pandemic world so anyway this is prestige ao and by the way and bakti country. Nasc are a choice. If you want to still wear masks for a lot while you're in the country and around the palestinian everything if a choice if you want to wear a mask that flying and fifty country if a choice a choice something that we have had an age is like in a year almost a year and a half a choice. School eighth a the age. I e something that we have had an age is a choice so nath as optional okay. Optional optional option. No it big countries Pick those about these back those manning come with girl just boy. It's the same thing. A redneck bar the same thing driving in your god walking down main street city seeing what they have. Isn't it a cowboy hats and holding weekends. in jackson machines. Same women took it back in the pool car. And and gal would you. Are the saturday night birds looking for just one of the law proud student. Honey that will block party. The town radha catholic down. So i'll give him the gentle bagel most come on with the cute little my way walk into the dirt in my hat and clean white shirt so i asked his name. He says know what. I'm talking about a week of sunday morning. I'm a little hung over satan to myself. I gotta get silver big. The burqa sounds good to me. Some eggs grits black coffee. Get out of bed and put on my dress. I head for the fat. I look a mess in some makeup in my hair kirk opened. The joy seem sending over there with a smile and wink. Acute all over the start to giggle. He looks at me. she's sexy. I pulled my kiss. And we do it again savage.
The Boom In Hiring And The Lack Of Workers To Meet It
"This work matters with bestselling author and syndicated talk. Show host ken coleman. It's friday april nine. This is from the morning brew. Us job openings have surged to a two year high in february. That's the amount of jobs that are right now available. There's surging and i knew this was going to happen. But let's look specifically because i told you this is going to happen. And let's show you where there. Surging specifically in your. Let's call it hospitality. Industry which would include restaurants bars hotels tourism industry. Okay so these are usually lower wage or maybe not lower wage but they are lower wage and hourly wage positions but massive opportunities. And and this is why us companies are having trouble hiring. Give an example yuri for this. This is amazing on october. The twenty first taco bell is going to be holding interviews in thousands of parking lots across the united states. I didn't say they're giving away free. Taco's please don't please. Don't misunderstand me. They do that every once in a while. This is not a free chalupa. But taco bell is got a goal of april the twenty first madison to hire five thousand people in a single day. Like taco bell needs so many workers that they're like okay able to twenty. I come to this parking lot and you didn't have to get out of your car. They're going to interview you and your car. It's the drive through interview. I've never even heard of this madison. Drive up i here's a funny to me. How many times when people drive up do the interview thing go hayes. Anyway i can get a number three. Don't do that if you're going to go work at taco bell which by the way if you're if you got a young person you're failing so i would i would send them. I'd send your kid dressed in their sunday. Best on a suit and tie scrum them up. Stick them in the car. And i'll bet you you're sixteen seventeen. Eighteen nineteen year. Old kid could get a job that day. it's not just taco bell. The ceo of johnny rockets owner fat brand said our staffing situation is a nightmare. We can't get people to come. Work listen to this. This is not just hourly workers. United airlines told staff it plans to hire hundreds of pilots to meet the growing. Its travel delta. Had to force cancel one hundred flights over each week because they didn't have enough pilots factory activity in the us his highest level in thirty seven years in march. But it would've been higher if there have been enough workers to work two production lines again folks if you wanna get stable just kind of reset. There's no shame in your game. All work is honorable. I'd be working in a factory right now. It's a good paying job with benefits. So why are we not having any workers. Here's the deal. Business owners are pointing to the extra unemployment benefits from the one point nine trillion dollar stimulus package and is keeping workers at home when the job and listen. The reason is because the extra benefits are more than they would make on the job. But i'm telling you eventually. The stimulus packages are going to stop. And i gotta run out and you're gonna have to get back to work and so the reality is though is some of. You are making more on unemployment than you would if you went to work. That's a policy problem. I don't care which side of the aisle you're on just is and that's not going to last and i'm gonna tell you right now. Win you see the job market titan which which which it will because people are looking in. Nobody's wanting your heart. You put shove out there. You're going to behave more right now. Companies are willing to pay you more. Because i need workers don't just assume europe unemployment benefits are the better deal and then you're going to get back to work. That's bad strategy that trag- if you like what you're hearing make sure to subscribe and share work matters with a friend for help on your career journey. Listen to the. Ken coleman show podcast part of the ramsey network.
Getting to and from Walgreens stole my time!!
"Escape escape escape escape. The big these team means just enjoy the show debate. These this is prince. Tj okay so none of the jet plot that i won so i still have money to play the money to pay for my incidental. Now i wanna put some money in like cards. And so if i want another one or something similar. I can't put in my car because these rights stood out is all day. Can't do a pickup. No a top. Then take you back to the same place you had to go to another play another place like by town taylor count tower some crazy stuff and i'm leaning them arrival. This should have been taken. Oh freaky twenty minutes. I mean it was a small line but it was fifteen twenty minutes. Because i had put money in cards and then going to get to drink for tonight or later that frigerator And then. I don't know how the heck online practice on the body keeps me waiting to see fantasy tomorrow. Got tickets to see fantasy thankfully. Hopefully here comes. My ride's i'll i'll be back. Well they say time issue most valuable commodity but when you want something done and hitan was for somebody else but when they want you. The rush is gonna be giampaolo. High in for. She'd wait bud. Wow so i went to welding and do what had to do. Probably i had a listener to supposed to hurt. When you heard on that last segment supposed to pick me pick me up to go to walgreens and then take me to the woods. Mccall after i load my cards and so prom was a. I was forced to look for another driver after i was done. Be- thankfully somebody had wall me over to the the polo tower. I will force to walk into a condo outside a condominium and play for the hell on turnaround. I had to wait in the line. I'd always checking in all over again. It was the first nine all over again. So i formerly now problem of course is the hotel says that once i check out in know the loss or my over supposed to be returned to me same day but sometimes the bank take like a week to give back to me doubt the part that i hate the way impart but his both become at because i gotta go the motel six on friday my plane. I don't even till saturday morning. And i gotta do that. None of all day flighty in. I still tim leg for coming over here. But i'm also still had that excitement from when i hit that my first ever hand pay gap pod. Still shook up over that test to everything. Wow how really So i got my ticket to fantasy for tomorrow night. Because i knew i had to struggle in order to give to do tonight so i am gonna see fantasy tomorrow or tomorrow night. But that's not the ten thirty. So i could play either before fantasy or or i could play after fantasy and stuff like that. Dan playing go to my room. So i'd have plenty of times. Not i don't have to go back to the front desk all over again and why this is could killed all my time. I didn't even do the video yet of the room. I did not even do jenny with yet journey to with class johnny to class clown yet. I didn't do the state of the union yet. I just lose my time. No sense of urgency. None absolutely nothing. I had to wait for another frigging diver. Oh when i went to the place. I went to uber pickup. You pick up and dan. The same thing happened the happened before i left to come here to three or four changes over before guy finally teamed up on that said. Didn't wanna pick the dana. Wanna wait for me. When i go back to my hotel said oh my god stage at blow all over again. It's deja boo place. so wow anyway. So i'm over here and dan. I had to walk to where the place with act. Miam- still jet-lagged. I'm still jet life. Ready to fall off. I only have one bud light out of the whole trip bodily one that will enable the bud light before i hit the. Maybe i'll get into no one tomorrow. Maybe get into the impact. I don't know. I know. I know what the scenarios of With bud light. I don't know what happened so i got fantasy tomorrow night. And i don't know what tunnel gonna play but i do know this. I do want to get something done with either the video before. I have to do the video before leaves. There's some artwork that i want to. Showcase is beautiful artwork in rome. Beautiful at work. That i want to showcase not so good that the view. But you'll see he'll see and he put a date on coffee table like why. Why did put a coffee table in a way. Because what if i wanna take. Pitcher took the coffee table. We'll be funny youtube. But in i'm going to get back to the second palace in now While i still had to put these together for the day now the one are broke. The story that i hit the deputy still also going to be in this mini series of what happened. Vegas don't think vegas holy while while so earlier today ahead. Nathan's in. I also had i stuck at johnny rockets. Burqas are good really good problem is they didn't have onion rings klay what hell rings. I kind of forgot. i think. Six flags did suffice Did want a club. I think i had anyway over. And this johnny rockets did and then there was a place that has both the had pasta and i was dying literally dying for macaroni cheese in spaghetti ever since i read that report from here. Oh i that. I'll love it at the perfect macaroni cheese spaghetti and they stopped doing it. I said what the cat. I'm supposed to be having a celebratory dinner of my first jackpot but first jackpot hand pay. And i had to go johnny rockets as Tori dinner. I had to go with johnny rockets. And why i'm singing this song. I so wow. This has been some adventure. I wanna hand pay without even knowing it on a game. I didn't even know about it. Because i only saw like once moon with other people playing in could not to play. But i've always thought. I wanted to sing and wind up at one and a half day. Depth pod. I still what so anyway any so. Somehow i got to do the at least two that i wanted to do. I think i'm just going to do the best when i get back to the palace. Yeah def Sometime when i get out there to the best of show i'm done. There's no sense of urgency. No sense of timing. There's no sense of pain. I'm i can't stand for twenty four hours. You want me to faint. The e you want your guest the path out really. There's no sense of that. I would in pain. I was standing out like holy. Let's just get to this familities. Let's get to gotta go. Because i'm about to faint about the drop off. I'm still jet lagging. Even i'm happy that i'm one but i'm still jet like i went to tool trae though my new central time zone then western time. Don't and whatever. Las vegas is eat a mountain or mountain ties on our but times on webber have time. Don't las vegas. And then i went tight known candid. I'm still like inbetween even on that debt. But i'm still in between like widow. Chem i so anyway hannah home africa cassano. How do the state of the union are planned to from a vegas. I could still tilted because you paid for them over night. Still have wifi. So i took the motel six Had to put my parts. I mean the work is already done. A guy Royal fighter foil royal Freedom when they act. I got I got jamie part twice so to my. And i said i wanted to crown for the video part of it but the problem is tiredness. Lighting in line is that nia look paid It's real. it's real time. Time is precious and as always be taken especially if you're on the long whole waiting on something or if you wayne in the news or if you just waiting period time what's the value of time.
Friday 3/20/20 - Best Sit-Down Chain Restaurant Bracket Part II
"Arabia May to this Friday March twentieth. Welcome to the dog. Walk President of at Barstool Sports. If he didn't listen yesterday. We're in the midst of Nice. Sit Down restaurant bracket is that right. Jeff is it the right way to go. Sit Down Chain restaurant. Sit down chain restaurants fast casual if you're and bring up like so. That's fast casual. Yes it's myself. Jeff de lo and nick. So if you didn't listen apart one stop this right now. Galician Apar- won the before I hop into a do WanNa talk about. Cbd CBD MD specifically the CBD PM. And whether you're traveler or stressed out parent you're looking out for an edge in the weight room. Sleep is crucial getting the most out of every day Cbd MD PM. They can help you do that. you know. It's just a little soft gel it's quick convenient and it's definitely a good way to get to the sleepy deserve it's just kind of Just kind of a way to keep you gear luxury to unwind here with the you know everything going on. 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I wish I were under Eddie van. Halen's guitar because I know I do hard rock cafe. How'd you know and Van? Halen loves her Hamburg's he's kick factory the Interior Design Confuses the hell out of me great cheesecake now and I can take or leave the cheesecake and I hate the word factory anywhere near my full. How does this way do you know what they called her? I don't do you know what the other Burgers clambers not. I didn't fury. Hates me to point of that. I don't know I know she all right. Well there's that there may be a good move cheesecake factory on because it's cheesecake factory. Yeah can't move on can't be a sixteen but I'll tell you what their menu size is insane even though pared-down recently too big more so their portion size ridiculous. Yeah in what direction too? Big Too big okay. Have you gone cheesecake factory? Then immediately gone home or have you gone out to some other place right. I always go home. It's a yeah 'cause usually when I go to a cheesecake factory. It's in a mall or a shopping. Complex is a mall in. I just had a New York in hoboken. New Jersey like Newport is it's called Newport Mall so if I'm going cheap factory I'm walking in the mall. I don't WANNA care around ten pounds of a of a leftover Kale Sal. I'm just I'm usually too exhausted after a bowel cheesecake factory. I have to go home. Barnes and noble and game. Stop next to the one in Austin. I don't want to hear you. That's interesting I want to move on but but not happily okay. So you're taking nick. You're fine with that. I assume I was going to go hard. Rock cafe either hardware tiebreaker. Her rock cafe is really bad. The Flip Van. Halen's that was a very distinct opinion. It's bad very bad so not over thinking it. Cheesecake moves on eight. I nine Denny's versus ninety nine. So ninety nine I didn't mention my did a tweeted. Our rankings all of our followers are people. Follow me who are from New England. Were not happy with me. Not Putting Ninety nine ninety nine a big New England thing jared corrobos. The rocket loves ninety. Nine can't say I've heard of it. Listen I've never heard of it but I'll tell you this I think there is no bigger trash place then. Denny's food okay. Denny's breakfast is okay. But you get to their launch and you get to their dinner. I think that it's the worst place you can go ordering a non breakfast item at Denny's is a death. Wish yes it's terrible but I think Denny's has the unique ability that the dirtier the dirtier it is it's is better the dirtier the better and I don't think any other restaurant has that Chur so you're going ninety nine. Yeah you don't know it and you're going Denny's I'M GONNA go Denny's I'm Gonna I'm GonNa let ninety nine advance okay. Okay and I'm going to be clear on this. This is my trash bag. Take I like Denny's okay but I'm GONNA lead ninety nine advanced denny's more than I hop really grew me about the non breakfast food though I agree in that. That's you so a man. Yeah you saw can hash browns burger next week of. Logan's Roadhouse for puckers okay. So this is another Austin thing puckers the wing place in Austin Poker's is absolutely fantastic. Great Wings I love their sauce. Maybe the best appetizer on this entire thing. They have a thing called holy. Macaroni Fried Macaroni and cheese. And they're like in the form of logs. They're huge automatic and cheese great breading. The great potato chip appetizer homemade chips. Pickles fried pickles. I puck is GONNA advance. I love puckers. I'm not a Logan's guy. And there've been a big fan of Logan's typically when I see a Logan's the doors are shuttered. Not Open anymore puck. I have advanced one of my favorites. Nick your thoughts I despise Logan's and puckers has a fantastic social media presence. Okay never been to puckers. I've been Logan's I don't love Logan so I'm okay with it get knocked out. Great Logan's again and I don't think I've seen an open Logan's quite a long time next year. Benny honner first macaroni grill. This is easy. This is easy spending how right I mean that that Shit. Benny honner chicken rice. That Chicken Fried Botchy Rice. Oh my God all right clean sweep it should be better though. We'll we'll pick it apart though later. Okay Macaroni Grill. Benihana get a get a onion volcano with electron DJ. Steve Aoki's is the air to the Benny Hana's that's pretty pretty impressive. Next we have cracker barrel versus famous Dave's So you skipped one longhorn. Oh I did skip when I apologize so my bed so we will go to. Long Horn steakhouse versus roundtable. Pizza never had roundtable I think Longhorn some of the best French onion soup and the game. Oh I'm with you. Oh you're probably not nick. Wow Big. This advanced roundtable pizza is very big in California and I believe the southwest okay west of Texas South West. My parents lived in California for a while and I would drive by a roundtable their logos confusing and I would look at round table when I would just say I'm never going to eat. Would you vote for Longhorn? Yes and I'm not a big Longhorn guy but the the absolute join which the two you connected on the fringes of the French onion soup is very good on the air to roundtable and I still my vote. Just based on okay. Yeah Longhorn is the second best steakhouse on this list right. We're moving now. What I said next is cracker barrel versus famous. Dave's famous Dave's I don't. I've actually never had famous. Dave's it's not bad. Okay famously. They know is very people. Like people like famous Dave's love famous Dave's pretty popular in the Midwest. I haven't had it in a long time. I do like cracker barrel. So it's kind a tough one. I'll I'll shoot you guys. I'm a sucker for chicken and dumplings and I love the general store cracker barrel. They sell my favorite generic. Dr Pepper called mcfun's pepper mixer and boy does it. Hit the back of the throat right. Baby there we go. I mean I want to pick up a glass bottle of coke with a thing rattles. Oh I A handy then at the end it's gum folks. That's the magic eras -als and I'm fine with that. I think food versus food. I think famous Dave's is probably better but it's such a staple cracker barrel like just that a long signed mel the sign off the highways that go to the moon. The average age of their clientele has to be about ninety old people rocking chairs. The the big checkers true outside. Yeah I I love. They have a cheesy Hash Brown. Oh are we gonNA move on and stuff so moves on next? Bj's I rose. So I grew up about forty minutes outside of Pittsburgh. Okay I'm a big Pittsburgh guy this is gonna go go very bad or going to be very good. I think it's GonNa go back. I really liked primanti. Bro. It's I've grown up on it. I think the bread is a little over hyped but the pittsburghers sandwich man. I'm a sucker for astronomy. My I'm salivating right now. Okay the beach. The good shoestring FRY option. They have a great to Loppy dish. Here's the problem when I'm when I'm when I'm referencing. The two loppy dish. Not a great start. They have a good dessert a rookie. Which comes in a cast iron skillet? It's a it's a cookie and a cast-iron scale that's what it is but for many brothers. I I went to Penn State. They opened one up After I laughed but I've had many brothers and it is pretty good. Your knowledge is incredible. Geoff Diehl Oh no. Some of these names down that same. All right. Last match up in the first round of the upper right is outback. Steakhouse I the rainforest cafe. Listen got a lot of love for the rainforest. The foggy fucking you know swamp in the gorilla the corner. It's just it's something you'll always remember as a kid. The thunder lightning stars. They have eight named mascots and that infuriates me. I wrote them down before I came in here. Oh Okay Cha the frog iggy the Iguana we have Nile the crocodile. Rio The parrot. Maya Jaguar Tuckey the Elephant Bomba the gorilla and ozzy the Iran. John Staf too many and they can't they they pick and choose who represents each location? That's right don't love 'em the one in the West Farm Mall in Farmington Connecticut. When I was living connected to the first one ever went to One of two. I've been to They they used the frog Nashville Zanetti. Okay Yeah I don't. I don't love that I like. I like the crocodile or hippo. In the front depends on where you go. I wish I'd never do this. Throws some coins in their look. We're we're I'm not going to say look if you if you following you know me you know. My stance outback. I'll save my thoughts out back back advances. I'm saying okay. Let's go to the second round here. We have cheesecake factory versus ninety nine. this is where the road ends for me with. Ninety nine. I took it over. Denny's because I never had because I hate done. He's never had ninety nine so cheesecake factory in advance and I don't even love cheesecake. Factory cheesecake the bread is good. I want to mention the bread. Rolls are very good by the roles and bread in stores now. She made the bread in the form of Ood for now. You can buy that nick or you find with that. She's moving if cheesecake updated their design on the inside. It is so confusing. They'll have marble columns and statues and they have like a pagoda burns. I'm prediction is the last one for cheesecake factory. This bracket would probably say yes because the next round we have here is plumbers. Were says Betty Hotter Easy. Look look I'M A. I'm a puckers club member. I love puckers The I wish I was back home in Austin my birthday coming up so I get my free meal But it's it's Benny honner any harm any on nick. I like the ice cream at the end. I don't need the ice cream buddy. Honor you gave me so super fans big time some places do it. Well some places. Don't love within mushroom floating around. Mio Soup you know like that. I like you do like that. I like I avoid. The mushroom batted around SORTA. Why it's tough to get stuff at the. Oh yeah he wants on. That SPIRIT MUSHROOM GETS TOUGH TO GET UP TO FUCKING FIGHT NEXT. We have Longhorn steakhouse versus cracker barrel. This the general store the breakfast I mean look Longhorn. What you don't have is a parrot that I can go talk to repeat the words back to me in the corner of a general store. Okay were there at chasing the ball around that toy though we are completely missing huge huge part of the maybe someone said of cracker barrel. It's the fucking pin game. The T. gets and it always tells me I'm a huge dummy. Exactly what you kind of appreciates time. Yes I need that you know. I don't know where you going. I'm going to go cracker barrel and I think the general store is GonNa drag it by its bootstraps. I think so. I think you're right biscuits. And cornbread ought to people like the pancakes to. Can you name it one other place where you can go by rock candy? No PROBABLY NOT. Maybe in a vending. Machine Aby Oh claw machine. You're telling me you can't get a chico stick. Horn steakhouse no long all right French next. We have outback versus permit. Ebros again I'm just Gonna. This is like today like not breaking up the trick play and make it in like just having conference. You're going to win the match up. I'm GONNA save it. My vote is very firm. Outback steakhouse nick is a nick. Is The true vote here. There is no more iconic menu item than the blooming onion. There we go all right. I agree I'll back move. That was the early dagger that was like. Oh they may have more plays in the book there. All right now we go to the sweet sixteen. We have cheesecake factory versus Benihana factors. And get off the fucking Matt. Yeah this this may enter the ring. Any haunted my opinion. I agree much further than any of us. Wanted Jackson Lee. What what is that dressing? I don't know what it's delicious at every botchy place. Yeah there's always a wait. Just she thinks this. Oh cheesecake factory. The weights are agree. Gis It's like you require like there could be no tables twenty minute wait. Yeah so twenty. So Benny honner moves on their salads. Records thousands of crazy believable crazy. All right next to go to the elite eight we have cracker barrel versus the outback. Steakhouse breaks my fucking heart. This is this is like this is the heavyweight matchup for people from Florida. This is like this. Is My child going to visit my grandparents just the the classic outback the ambiance and smell of the smoking section at cracker barrel but outback? Again I will. I will wait. I'll pull out the big guns if I have to. You might have to pull it off for the final four because I don't are you going cracker barrel. This is a real gut punch for me but I I can't you can't packer barrel. I agree outback moves on now to go to the final four. We have Benny honner versus outback. This is a real clash of the titans very big classes islands. I agree I think I have to go out back. Still and I like Benny Honner and a lot but I just feel like they are the monopoly of the chain Hibachi and I think they use a third advantage. You know what you don't get an outback. You don't get the occasional Hibachi guy who whiffs on the jokes You Get. A bad joke teller. Not An easy job. No one of probably the hardest job in the service and actions easily. Somebody's listening who does a harder job. It's like are you fucking days right now doing the stage routine while you spin the egg white people of the of the sake. It's not easy you but I will say yeah a good impression flipping the Zucchini and in the hat. It's not easy but now outback continues. Yeah I remember going to the Ohio Valley Mall to pick up my game boy advance and directly afterwards. We went to an outback. Steakhouse and that guaranteed was the best day of my life. It is every day after that has been progressively worse. Wow outback I mean. That's can't get a higher endorsement than that. I'm going to say to like. I feel like we need to do for full transparency. We were at outback a few weeks ago. Okay and I think we talked with those one of the best alpacas ever had. It was fantastic. It was perfect. I have never seen a twin and I like I did with Jeff sitting there. That's good when Victoria's fillet waltzed into my face. It was special moment. All right. Save it for the final four are saved for the championship. Jeff removing on bottom right. We have Texas roadhouse to one seed versus planet. Hollywood sixteen seed Planet Hollywood. Is they struggle with an identity. I think it's like hard rock cafe. WanNa be it is correct? It is there is there really is no consistency there. There's nothing better than walking into a restaurant and seen a tin pail of peanuts on your table. Yes I agree. Yeah roadhouse has has the roles to one verse sixteen for Reason Water road houses. Moving on I will say they'll planet Hollywood has a I forget what I want to say. It's like Captain Crunch crusted. Chicken Tenders Lau or frosted flakes. It's one of those cereals that coats the CH- they're awful. Ya I was GONNA say. Is that good or bad? Just absolutely one of the grossest thing I've ever seen in my life really quick okay. Moving on hooters versus Carino's Italian. I love hooters. Koreans Jelly hooters. Hooters is on for me. I went to hooters for the first time two weeks ago really and I just stared at my feet the whole time nervous. You Know I. I got intimidated by the two big round boobs that were that were serving survey. Okay but I've never been to Carino's so we'll go hooters leaders reluctantly. The only means to me is on the back of either. I think they're either. They're either at Darden restaurant or a blooming brand. They see the logo on the back of the card. That's the Gift Card. That's all I know. Okay there once for homecoming. I think and it was a homecoming meal. I said my friend said wear the Hell's my salad and the waitresses break behind him And then there was all downhill from there Korean. No good riddance of bad pronin. Tough eighth seed that's toughie. Let's go to applebees versus David Busters. I've heard rumors that Dave and buster's his started the reprint more. Just a restaurant really. Yeah the one in Times Square. Apparently is has rebranded to be more of a sports bar. Wow that's a mistake. Yeah that's huge Mr. getting rid of their identity. They already got rid of tickets. Juno that they have card is it that day power power card is expensive. But there's those I think free play. Sunday's it's twenty dollars all you can play and sometimes I get a hankering for some hot hoops. Do you like the Horse Race game where you roll the ball into the hole. Oh that's all yes a lot of fun it's Nice but applebee's has half-price APPs. Abbes is applebee's is not good. But it's very underrated. I've gotten thanked off some dollar. A Long Island iced there case. Oh Blanco is pretty good too. I will say that. Applebee's good enough moves on bonefish grill versus friendly's is next have you guys had friendly's. I've have not had either a Super New England thing there in other places but very new England friendlies is a more expensive dairy Queen. Basically love their tender. I love growing up in the first half my life. New England friendlies is a very very special place in my heart. They're closing those quicker than you can say the word friendly's which is very sad the thing we're friendly as they they had a thing called a cyclone which was their version of blizzard and they changed it two called frenzy which is embarrassing to say in order. And that's just enough for me. They have great ice cream. Great Chicken tenders. But I- bonefish is amazing. A lot of people like it won't bonefish is in that brand of outback They have a thing called Bang. Shrimp with should be a sponsor of this of this shit. Bang Bang Shrimp. It's like a AAA type shrimp thing. It's fantastic it's I would say it's the second best appetizer at any of these. I've only been to the bone fish outside of Pittsburgh and their parking lot is an absolute fucking nightmare labyrinth. It is confusing. There's multiple entrances but one exits. I I want to pull my hair out. She you're not moving because of the parking lot. No I'M GONNA move it on because it tasted okay but I'm I don't want him to stick around okay fair enough so bonefish moves on next we have I hopper sizzler never had sizzler same. I have some good memories around I hop. I remember going late night after Dave Matthews Band concerts holding hands with my lady. She you know we talked about how good of a dancer. I was out in that field. Oh okay you gotta go I hop- yeah I agree I would go. Thereafter rotational sporting events early in high school. And I would get pancakes and fries. Great Combo they also. I have apparently does unlimited French fries now really so that's more than enough to move. I hop on its interests. This is a. that's a trend. I hope catch on next. We have Johnny Rockets. For Charlie's Johnny rockets should have unlimited fries. They don't but Johnny rockets seems like a place that would have unlimited fries. I Oh charlies. I don't know well but I know people that are like. Oh Charlie's love love. Oh charlies I like Charlie's a whole lot and I think Johnny rockets that issue of being all flare. I would be okay with moving Charlie's on here. Johnny rockets is the old school feel. I liked that I liked the diner. I gotta go Johnny Rockets. A some sort of like melt might be thinking a steak and shake though sticking chicks. Frisco melt fantastic. But that's that's gotta drive through. That doesn't that. That's a fast casual. I I gotta go. Charlie's Wow I'm gonNA break with Charlie's okay big upset. I think it's good. Only CHARLIE'S WINS. Rb Go moving on wingstop versus Miller Sale House. This is a tough one for me. I'm GONNA come on and say Miller's Ale House is very solid but wingstop I really like wingstop. I'M GONNA go with wingstop. The consistency of wingstop is what gets their vote from me correct. I one slandered wingstop because I confused it with Wings Street which is the wing. That's the pizza. And you and I felt bad issued an apology and so this seems like full circle. I'm GonNa wingstop is is good though. Yeah Millersville good solid next. We have waffle house versus Cheeseburger in paradise which I think is defunct now. Actually cheeseburger in paradise is used to be Jimmy Buffett's paradise he was then. It's now owned impartial. I I'm pretty confident on this. One by Luby's okay which we voted out earlier just went out of business. Maybe it very well might have. But it's here Waffle House waffle houses move. I I recently had again for the first time in a long time and waffle houses. The Dingy Yellow feel inside of Waffle House the craft booth it makes it feel like a waffle home yeah lawful home waffle house. I got that Let's move onto. Texas roadhouse second. Round versus hooters roadhouse. I'M GONNA go with hooters. Road houses. Good I'm not a big fan of there. I don't think they're steak is is that amazing. Okay I I think it's overrated. I find the the pitch. Of of roadhouse like only show you the cut. They're going to give you that is the. That's their big thing. That doesn't do anything for me. And I think they bank. It's almost like red lobster all over again. They've bank on the bread. I think they'd be but do they. Let me pose this question. Do they really bank on the bread or do they bake on the butter? They bank on the butter do they. Do They Bank to Heart Bank on the hard time. Not Advancing roadhouse if I could get hooters to go every time I'll do that. Okay see all I coincide were you. What are you voting on? Want hooters? Yeah I I'm okay with hooters advancing sounds like row. You'd like call us out. They have an association. Walk the line. may call us out. That has nothing like no bias here. Se I. I'm sorry Roadhouse. I think you're Texas blossom. Is Your CACTUS blossoms offensive. Yes to rip off. I think and I you can't lean on butter catalina. I'm butter next. We have second round applebee's versus bonefish grill. I'm GONNA go bonefish. I'm to think I'm going to probably lose on this one. I'm going applebee's yeah. I'm blue applebee's as well. I'll tell you what people had. I think it's gonNA stronger for our bracket here. Eddie you gotTa try the bank. I am somebody list and they give you so much I will retroactively. Call you and be like Hey Jeff. I should've changes but got next. I hop versus. Oh charlies IHOP is as American as a chain restaurant gets half move on ihop again when you serve unlimited fries you have a bit of a leg up bonus points for being twenty four seven as well so I hop moves on. I'm fine with that. I kind of thinking about going on Charlie. It's all right. I respect I hop next. We have wingstop versus waffle house. I do you think there's a debate here. I loved wingstop okay. This was pulling on heartstrings. For me a little bit but I'm going to go wingstop. Oh no I'm upset upset. We gotta because I made like I went out of my way to have waffle house because people say like waffle house housing not up there and like I just haven't had enough. I mean I'm heartbroken but it's over it's over. I'm not a huge breakfast guy. I like waffle house lock fair there. Waffles are really good but wingstop is just awesome. It's awesome it is awesome all right moving on to go to the elite eight. We have hooters versus Bono. Who versus Applebee's Nick will go to you. voluptuous curvaceous. Women can only get you so far. Yeah we're staying in the neighborhood baby good food and I think honestly I think it comes down to this. I think the half price APPS launches it. I'd go hooters but applebee's wins next. We have wingstop. I- hoppers wingstop. To go to the day. I have to go I hop it. I think it's going to lose again. I STOP TO TITANS OF BREAKFAST. Going down to wingstop. Believe it okay to go to the fire for the last member. It's GonNa be Applebee's verses wingstop wingstop yet a beautiful story yeah and you fought hard your scrappy but applebee's does brings too much to the littoral plate. Okay you're just Ian good which actually no. I didn't mention this Ruby Tuesdays and a half to have to rewind to the first episode. We did with. This re Tuesday's the salad bar is a complete non-starter complete that against cheddars that it had no chance anyway. The Salad Bar. You're a bowl of raisins. I've never heard anybody so passionate about anything. The bullet raisins next to the putting like. I'm just I'm sorry staff. I'm sorry you're going. You're going APPLEBEE'S. I'M GOING ATHLETES OVER. Wingstop applebee's it's the APPS do it again. It's Ian Good in the neighborhood. I would have gone wingstop. But all right applebee's moves on to the final four to five crowned the champion here. We'll go back words so yesterday's final four matchup was chill chatters versus chilies. Which by the way I want to say all four of these final four options these are through and through chains. They offer a ton of different things. They have great appetizers. This this is a good mount rushmore of chains. These final four. I'm GonNa let you start unshowy cheddars though because I need to hear why I shouldn't pick chilies because I do. WanNa pick cheddars but Chile's is is hard to not put it into the final. At a certain point you have to respect the impact. That chiles has made. Cheddar is a regional Geographical just peppered here and there what are you GonNa pick? Cheddars is so good but I think it would just be a disservice to not put Chile's than the one overall seed in the final cheddars had a great rebe rebrand. Recently Ron here they go to have more like a. And what the proper terminent amount of stonemason but Like a stone outer look to them they have a very more subtle minimalist. Will they changed their name. It went from cheddars casual cafe to Cheddar scratch kitchen. Yeah ooh Yeah. Advice Run. Chilies moves on to the finals. Nice run all right now. We HAVE TO FACE OFF IN. The finals will be applebee's versus outback. Wow I don't have to fight hard on easy. Yeah I'm going out back. We're going to have to fight which I'll tell you why we have. Our our starting guard was a preseason all American and he's making his season debut in the national championship game. That's that's the AMMO. I feel like we have to go out. Wow All right for the finals to be crowned the best. Sit Down fast casual. I forget what we keep chain restaurant best sit down. Chain restaurant bracket in honor of marksman is being canceled. We have the number one seeded. Chilies are the left side of the bracket versus number two seeded outback steakhouse and the right side of the bracket out back from the beginning of the meal to the end of the meal delivers their their beverages. I almost I have never had a flat. Drink their pop. They're great soda pop. Glad you say that you don't. You don't want soda you don't want. Pop. Give yourself a boom rita a boomerang with different margaritas on it. You get that bread. Which by the way. If it's not pumpernickel honey. We did nick newest coming into Brown honey. Wheat Bread. Great Butter always easily spreadable. Always then you go into the appetizers blooming onion the KOOKABURRA wings the Gold Coast Coconut Shrimp. The goal coconut. Shrimp is is top. Three my appetizers that along with bank shrimp in the Holy. Macaroni from puckers. And then the meals. I mean you get do you. WanNa go with the victorious fillet. Do you WANNA go up the AYERS ROCK NEW YORK. Strip steak I mean. This is insanely impressive. Yes I don't WanNa take this from you but I gotTa Make It interesting and I think. Chilies is a worthy hauling. Even if they win. I'm going Chili's you have outback. Working on their show on Knicks decision. Chilies have the Alice Springs Chicken. They don't they got the Virginia's though I've enjoyed times in both of these places but sometimes when I sit down in a booth my throat gets a little dry and there's only one thing that can quench that and that is an ice cold fosters only at the outback steakhouse daycare down like water there. We go the Australian for beer fosters as we're puts out back over the top outback's to winner over. Chile's boys thank you for doing this. Yeah thanks that was. That was a lot of fun. We'll have to come back and we'll have to do just to the fast food once I would love to do fast. Food and fast food I think we can incorporate probably more regional things as well like the fight. Hard for Tillers I. It depends who they're going against. I like Portillo's I think it is a place. I don't I don't love Portillo's by like it. A lot really good. It's awesome actually but I know I don't fight for Waterberg contradicted myself a lot there but depends. I got to see who is it again. That's what's what's the other one place. I didn't put on here very Pittsburgh. It's not quick. Stop to call is a sit down chain. Oh my God this is GonNa Piss me off. I'm not sure if you were doing. The bracket alone would have taken the the belt who or hooters are wingstop. I mean I like both of those a lot Outback chilies would've been right there. I those four are definitely in the mix outset. I might get out back right now. That's perfectly white out there champion. Yeah all right. It's only fitting. That's it for today. Everybody thank you for listening to you for listening today and yesterday We will cut you next time.
My video announcement for senate run is now up on YouTube!!
"All right on the morning of the day. that every. Turn to the second pallet from Six flags st louis for one day. I well not able to go on any rides and the first day. I only got three in well. I'll have to do a revenge. Run hopefully in may A forgot that. I had to go to florida but i wish i didn't have to go. I mean you. Now if i'm not gonna go to florida or something like that but i don't know i'm still deciding what i still go on. You know maybe even save it. For when i go into nashville. I don't know but But do i so. Yeah so I had wanted to come on here and say that i have now done my announcement video for my run for the way blunt feet in missouri Of course you know we have senator Senator holly harley as one senator and we're going to need another senator in missouri and there's going to be a lot more choices especially i'm gonna end myself and to the next and i probably now with my run with a beautiful perfect light and i would not ask that offer. Nothing i'm not gonna pass this up and this from was perfect. I mean perfect. Line for video so i would like to thank the people here at the holiday and six flags. I would like to thank them for the service that hospitality. I would like to thank the people at the check-in who at the front desk will check in actual actually the people at the front door. Exactly call me to tell me about the you. Know how they work with the pool or don't pool was not used but they do. The pool generally almost did the on the weekend. I ipad by pool a couple of times a woman busy. You know but they say it's usually mostly get busy by the weekend and So i was curious to know what they have shallow in because does a lot of families that come to this hotel and i would like to thank the staff of the restaurant Who i had on the first night. I didn't get a chance to take the pizza. But i will take it back with me. during the second palace and your view of the pizza they both only run the restaurant but they also want the The hotels The hotels Roussel yeah that's the word. I was stuck with Not getting now but I would like to thank you. Never that was the only two that. I thought at the time but i would not be. I would be renamed. If i think the the chef that could prepare the food and thank the lord that the lord gate in the talent to do so i would like to also take the housekeeper all the not Not gonna work on raw material. I leave Due to covid. But i like to thank them for their hard work and dedication to make this a clean and comfortable. Stay and it was. It was nice and cleaning. When i came in and had the hotel room for a couple of nights it was well worth to world war. Two four hundred fifty thousand dollars investment. Yes that was an investment to help out this failing economy and So i am so glad that i have participated in this hell band although i might be scorn for taking a vacation yes this supposed to stay in the park you know but most of my time yesterday was spending johnny rockets. I was stuck in downey rockets. So it'd be a hit song. I was dubbed and johnny rockets restaurant. Well sammy good. People and i was dog. And johnny rodriguez none like that. I worked on Starting to keep it clean deals to clean. But the main thing reason why i got on here is to announce that my run for senate. Let my run for senate. Video is up on my youtube channel. I was starting to put it on facebook and twitter but struggling on his phone. I can't even dude. I mean why. Because i don't have to act on there. I mean it just wouldn't let me do it so any you took to gag on all of the downloading of the video. It just took way too long. I mean my. I saw in the video i I talked about Missouri and the champions that we have here in missouri I talked abou el al. I actually think roy blunt for his service. I discuss why. I was running for a senate. I also of criticized congress for the way they Helping us Athletes struggled during krona virus. And you know how it tastes to them all to Pass laws when we're struggling. And i would like to work on a bill or well. The only way to The only way to change law the way it is and congress is two men mended through the constitution. That's the only way to do it. Because the constitution dictates. How long work and Well this time advisers because it took us a lot of months between the first two pack want one with the six hundred dollar one tooth longtime and one with the fourteen hundred dollars took a long time. I forgot one. How how long it took for the twelve hundred dollars to. I forgot about that one but anyway but it it just takes too long and people are. I mean this is supposed to be an emergency. The supposed to be an emergency but it didn't happen like that and then we were supposed to get paid monthly until the pandemic is over winning. Get that we have the right of way. On every every full that was on congress to get another aid to get another apec my unemployment one man out while he was voting on the next day going back it my unemployment ran out so anyway i want to be an answer. I want to be the solution to the pro. Fit to sponsor a bill de la help and passed or to write a bill mantle cell to Tell and other senators will pass it. And i said on the video also that. I'm not a conservative. But i'm moderate the game. The citizen know why. I'm no longer to wanted to conservative until Until mitch mcconnell diva mitch. Mcconnell have said he didn't want to help us. That was the last bill. One of the bills with the pill. He didn't wanna help us anymore. And you know that was all. He knows that were death. What turned me from a conservative to a middle of the road. I'm still hurt. i'm still saltillo. So but when now opportunities come when wipe on the title shock over that because most of the people are lifetime members and all that you know but other than than i was shocking. I'll say i don't jump in. I'm been even marty set myself for a run for the tainted governor in two thousand twenty four. You know so. It's got plenty of time for that but who who knows. I might run for might win my first race ever an ask. Some of you may know some old. Jeez my no. I came in second when i ran for state. House doesn't jefferson city missouri. I came in second for state house in the primary. I i almost beat the covid. I almost daily beat the incumbent. I was such a shock. I'm still in shock. So who knows what this election will do. Who knows who know who know. So i did. I did my announcement and said i'm getting ready to go back to. The second ballots are trapped again too much. Unless i'm taking the bus or take an left. Nothing walkable and the streets are not even safe to clause. I mean across to for six plan because you can only go and run direction anyway. So i would think in that regard but going back to saint louis came across any major streets. Yeah curve as well. Don't even call the second pallet home anyway. So i will put the link to the youtube video on the marquis f-famous if operas dj failure.
French Fries vs. Onion Rings
"Talk ramble. It's the fight of the finger food. This side dish skirmish we're finding out once and for all which is better French fries, onion rings. This is a hotdog sandwich. SMOOTHING YEAH I but I send my cereal. So what makes no sense on? A Hot God. podcasts a hotdog is the sandwich the show where we break down the world's biggest food debates. I'm your host Josh share and I'm your host Nicole, Handy's Awda and today we are debating which is better French fries, onion rings, classic Nicole what do you think onion rings French fries trash. Trash. You are a bad person for believing onion rings. Moral character is beneath mine. Simple services because that is how these Bisco okay. We're debating which is better okay. which is a Urfi anger food and it's one hundred percent onion rings. How come you taste better than French fry taste because we need to go into the idea of utility, right? What are talking about? Are you talking about? As a side for a sandwich, are we talking about onion rings as a standalone food? You got the late night munchies. He find a box of those onion rings in the freezer versus like of or IDA crinkle cut French fries which better what is the main utility of fries? Onion rings I argue it is simply as a side to essential, which does include hotdogs and hamburgers. Don't have. Announced Announces, dogs like I said Liberia I started saying library ironically home, and then it just turned into me so. I also exclusively say Weddnesday. You're one of those. Who are like remember how you said that you're like the seventh grader? Literally still you, yes yes. I'm Ryan's GonNa cut this out of the edit, but in the ninth grade to trauma teacher. I read the Satanic Bible just openly glass just to have because I was just that like weird little antagonistic fourteen year old who was just like, I don't get enough attention to the homeless find it from you. Stranger I think Satan is in French fries. Satan is in French fries. No I think French. Fries are delicious. I love French fries. If I see a friend trial, eat at McDonald's French fries sign me up shoestring steak fries. Whatever French fry have I love but onion rings are better. There's so much care that goes into an onion rings and can you agree with me that onions might be one of the most important food ingredients ever to be invented we've talked about the invention of the onion when Thomas J offensive onions. There's so important onion, the cornerstone no flavor when it comes to any sort of majority of savory dishes, I absolutely love onions, potatoes to you're right there. In. So many cultures and all that but to me is an onion ring, even close to the best way to prepare or FRY onion icee does not it is not in the top five, one fly dishes for any sandwich. But to it's in the top five ways to like fry and onion you could take any other shape of onion the onion pedals rain we're like, you know you cut it into the thick strips short straight like onion chips he can do frizzell onions you could do a blooming onion in every single one of those is better than the onion ring because when you bite into an onion ring and then you know slurp out the snack. Are. You kidding me. That's the best part whenever you like. SLURP yeah. Whenever we have like you're looking like an onion walrus. Then you have a beautiful ring of toasted fried goodness to munch on like afterwards if that's what you want it. Okay. So one I have seen you just eat straight naked fried better often. That's you you. We were both doing that we were looking into a mirror, Josh? narcissist. That was. We were making like It was when we did the corn dog hush puppy thing I won by you eat a whole entire home dog corn casing. Yeah. This is probably about a pound of just straight fried cornmeal better. which this is, this is actually going to an important place because I agree that fried batter is absolutely delicious. But the onion inside of it just getting this wet onion noodle soup, it is a food that is not ergonomically designed for people eat it's a farce it's something that looks good. It's not sure good nommik. No. A Win. Circle. That you buy and then you have a crescent moon with or without onion who cares cresent moon. Crescent Moon shape I would have so much more respect for onion rings if they were just cut in half before frying Jesse like Johnny Rockets. got. Yeah Johnny. Johnny rockets you were a youth I got whatever their Barbecue Burger is. My brother actually worked at. Johnny rockets. scored. The whole white get up with. My brother, you can imagine him. Dan was but to he had long hair. Oh Yeah. John had hair down was but he looked exactly like me. How show you pictures of John Lewis the grocery he used to come up to me and he would win me. And it was like course it was like I say this is it's the course Jewish hair. Long, a mental head any grew long in. Italy down but. It was like Wavy Oh my holy your best. Tucked up in a Johnny rockets. All white you know one thousand nine, hundred, fifty style. Okay. So yeah, I actually used to get the onion rings that Johnny Rockets and they used to dip them in warm barbecue sauce is that I think that is the best onion ring dip. Yeah. But I've got said my taste evolved in change. took me a long time because I wanted to be an onion ring person this is dead true. Kid I thought onion rings were like the adult choice like this. Man and I use a man specifically because I was a small boy looking for role models and I was like sophisticated men orders, onion rings that is step above French fries. But now that I realized you know part of masculinity when you're growing up as denying yourself pleasure, right? It's drink black coffee and spice listener hedonist. Yeah exactly. Exactly. But you know I think part of. Being raised in a masculine household is to believe that denying yourself as part of it and I've learned to lean into the simple pleasure of French fries over onion rings I do agree that I. Just there's something about the care that goes into making an onion rings you know the cutting of the onion, the punching out of the onion rings and then dipping it in flower, dipping it in batter frying it to perfection I just think there's so much care and love that goes into an onion ring that it doesn't even compare to franchises, which is better. I. Think Putting effort into things makes things better. That's how I operate we I. Know You do because we got into a similar debate on discussion belong on Hamburg? Yeah because you were talking. Conversation I had no idea. This is going to go this way, but it is true because I agree with you that the best onion ring fiddle, it won't trump the best French fry with the best onion ring to me will trump a lot of French fries like you said, there's a lot of care that goes into the process you know making a wet better and having that not only fry perfectly crispy cream perfectly crisply, but having it stay perfectly. crispy after it's been sitting in a window in getting to your table and all that it's a really difficult process takes a lot of care but most people screw it up like royally really badly most people do not know how to make any rings and a lot of places don't do better where they'll just do like a bread crumb crust her, and then when you're cooking breadcrumbs postal wet better, the onion on the inside doesn't have enough time to steam. Ron Weird breadcrumbs are already cooked. So when you fry them again, they browns super quickly and you're not frying it in the appropriate temperature oil because you dig mass market restaurants and most unerring. Raw sweaty onion just pulling out of this half crescent moon shape after you bite into it and they're not good and so for me French fries, they are these safer populist choice I think French fries I mean they're they've dominated the entire world for reasons. I'm not saying that the popular opinion is the only correct opinion. Okay. Well, I. AM saying that it can give you a good indication of what things are and aren't good. Do you think tresor idiot proof is that what you're trying to say I Do believe that idiot proof had bad French fries but yeah, the fact the mostly are getting their French fries frozen. rectory same with onion rings. Honestly that is true. But what a? Frozen bag of fries. Onion rings with frozen bag onion rings because they did all the they did all this stuff for you. You said on your rings or made with like care and love. You the. Machines. Yeah. Love and on these onion rings now means can feel love. Going, to at least in the next seventeen years, let's say you're trying to head right now because they're listening, we have a microphone and a laptop and like a big. One of these is going to become sentient in the next decade and try and kill us while route one, hundred percent. You know what? I saw the other day I saw a posts mates. Machine going to pick up a food from a restaurant what your I saw one it was. It was a little. It was a little cart looked like wally and it was like beep. Be. Are you serious as long. The robot from Rocky Three feel like Ryan would know this. From wally pretty much ahead to is it was crazy in one of the rockies rocky. Has Robot. Because that was a big trope in like eighties and early nineties. In the very near future it has rocky for you're right because dichotomy of Ivan, Drago like was that rocky for this my favorite rockies soft. Now, he has a robot butler. Training Montage I forgot that part while that is my favorite rocketed the. Montage is my favorite when he's like in the Serbian like photos like plow. Agents like watching like. Running through China lose them. Rocky four is truly one of the. All Time I agree and I don't care about sports. died. As a fantastic movie. But Yeah I saw a little robot and he just put food in the thing and then everyone was like fascinated was like taking videos and stuff and like the future is now and I'm like, yeah, he's going to feel love and like three weeks but there was a guy following him to make sure that he didn't run over any trees but renovated anyways no the guy following him had a gun and kiss a robot went rogue and tried to kill. What happened this actually? NEEDS AN MP device I've seen the Matrix In the device, an electromagnetic pulse you stick in any machine and it'll immediately shut down I. think it's only in movies I tried googling this once they use it fast and the furious two when. When Paul Walker like driveway police helicopter shoes in the end of the car. Room. Okay Yeah. Enemies point about French fries. They're not idiot proof. Okay. No but I think the average French fry to me trump's the average unerring and that is important when you're making decisions just from a utilitarian stance of like what is going to bring me the most pleasure when I say these words that's not to say there aren't outliers and I don't. Hate, hate, onion rings I'm happy to eat anything fried and saw I am going to enjoy it I. Love Onions I just like the flavor I think the flavor of onions is more dynamic and more versatile than the flavor of a potato I'd agree with that. But to me French fries aren't about the actual flavor of the potato. There's actually a writer named John Birdsall who I am a huge fan of and he wrote this entire kind treatise on. What on what shape of French fries is the best in my personal taste I believe the exact middle ground between a shoestring and a steak fry is the best that way you can get like a nice Wendy's fry is the perfect shape to me like it's sturdy enough to stand up to dips it's just thick enough to still have some that Silky Smooth Potato Paula in the middle but also crispy enough on the outside to get you that dichotomies texture. I believe. Okay. I was explaining always interrupt John Birdsall. He wrote this thing about shoestring fries and how potatoes are food of austerity. Rate about how like potatoes are you look at the Irish potato famine rate is only food that you know. The Irish were basically allowed to keep not all of their actual cash crops like potato is very bland food that should remind you of hard tough times in a French. FRY is an escapist route out of that to try and add so much fat in oil and texture and salt and sauce that you forget. You're even eating a potato and I, think there's something beautiful about that is a blank canvas on which to apply your entire hopes and dreams and aspirations Nicole. That is while French fries food of promise I don't think it's that deep. SOLILOQUIES are tiresome for me Soliloquy. Thank you. Josh is complementing might use of uses the words opponents the. I was an English major before. We were both like functioning members of. Fish before it was planning to be an English professor good thing I'm not because that'd be terrible teacher. 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That's two free months of unlimited access to thousands of classes at skill share dot com slash. Imagine this onion rings on top of a Burger sign me up. You ever had a western brew but that's not we're talking about we're talking about them as a side dish. Think about it. Hater they love it I. Love It. I love that we've talked about the texture of sauce soaking into deep fried thing. That to me is the most beautiful thing in the world. The Carl's junior western Bacon cheeseburger to me is one of the all-time Great Fast Food Items Yeah, the Bacon you get. They had this really Kinda peppery spicy barbecue sauce soaks into the onion rings and you get just that little bit of sweaty onion with the beef. That's fine. I agree that onion rings should be an ingredient. I still think that maybe like the frazzled or the onion pedals or ships would be better than rings themselves, we're not putting fried onions. On trial here we're putting the onion ring as a standalone dish on trial Josh you can wear onion rings, bengals. Just get ten. You could just put it on the news. Rings on Fingers Rings. Pip Daddy. Daddy. Daddy. Underneath Fries fries you can shove him between your knuckles like your Wolverine. Interactive Foods. Frank but what can you do with? Fried Zucchini nuggets some girls junior nothing nothing nothing thrown in the garbage on the checks. Zucchini get sound like you never had the fried Zucchini and get some. Zucchini nuggets like in general like F- had fry had keen fries the. it's like mushy. What actually my favorite Burger side dish is off. You're going to get it unless you've talked about it but I don't think we don't think we're going to get it but let me guess it's it can be anything. Anything I guess what you're. GonNa. Say Him. There's so much pressure. Your favorite is this for side. It's from a restaurant. La is a side that comes with Burger. You're GONNA get it. Okay. Hold on. Let me guess. Is it. Is it beer battered? Is a Pretzel Bites. No. But I do like the idea of does eating more bread. Sandwich no actually at Bell Campo, Fast Burger. We're both milk. Milk, but they started their whole like Fast Food Burger outlets trained compete with shake shack shake shack La and they make one of the best fast food hamburgers. I've ever had these dried steak trimmings and they're only like five six dollar hamburgers. But these really quality product and one of their sides that they have they have. Potato fries but they just have like deep fried Brock Illini. They say, Broccoli and has it in the Fryer and then they just like pull it out and just dress in some sort of quick lemon vinaigrette and to me it's the perfect site because like I love rise, we've talked about the idea of cold catch up on hot fried juxtaposed against Burger and how that is one of the most sublime food experiences you can have. A Burger that has like pickles and produce in sauce and all this, and then the fries almost like this pallet cleanser afterwards but I think onion rings could maybe fall in that same. Plane and starchy. Plane, I would not use a plane to describe an onion ring what flavors you get. Onion and then he was already on the. Plane. As close to plane Onions literally aromatic for so aromatic sir, your have you ever had a potato ring. No but that'd be a great meeting of the mind great meeting of the minds the they have what them at. Disneyland and I another kid, it's this is anthony. And I think it's probably done in a factory where it's like piped into a circle. But the potato and they like pipe it new circle and they freeze it and they battered and fry it not Fried Potato Rings. I would much rather have potato readings with a little bit of. Laugh. So hard when. There's one person in the comments. Sling and no one else. Potato. got. Biscuits. French fries. And Fried Danger. Portrait, of, link. Look. Exactly. Like sling. Blade. Of to show. Senate. Forever. Sweating. All I have to say is that are just basic I think a good onion ring trump's a good fry any day. What is even the definition of a good fry? There's this. Definition there. Okay. Apparently for you at the halfway between a stake in shoestring, right? So there are some I think one every Friday is different in every fry has its utility I respect people who like shoestring fries I'm not the biggest fan father's office they do shoestring fries. It's to me. It's never been my favorite thing I. Love a good I mean Arby's curly fries to me or fantastic I really like the early president. Shapes. Shave, young soccer for the marketing I like you. Even we've talked about this you love the crinkle cut carrots that come in Tikrit and I, Hate Them I. do I'd like it's because they use a special knife that has a crinkle engine. It's important to me the little the little bit of effort that goes into things. And I really appreciate because I'm a big fan of the little things because I. Think they matter a lot. So whenever I see someone going the extra mile, it makes me feel like they understand me. So the crinkle cut carrots make me feel understood man let me alone. That's interesting. I believe that there are two different types of people people who go to restaurants and eat food because they want to feel important in taking care of. People who go to restaurants and eat food because they want to feel like they're in service of a greater art form and I think this can even unserious I'm Dan hold on hold on hold. Dead. Serious like I think it's typically in an older generation. Especially, they get mad at servers who don't like refill their water faster because you're here to serve me whereas on opposite I grew up like when I started going to restaurants in La like with my older brother when I was like nineteen twenty years old having a fake id and we couldn't really afford it but we still did it because it was all cool. On Food Network Yeah Right. Like you'd sit in these uncomfortable long wooden shared tables just rubbing elbows next to people next to other people, dating strangers and like your server would always be like some hot would be actors I didn't care about your experience into aisles really like that, and so I think you like the idea of someone like going the extra mile to make you feel important wanted and care shore absent onion rings. Fill into that category I agree someone took all these extra steps or I'm just like I want the best tasting potato to offset the best tasting burger that I can possibly have I want the utility of the potato whereas you you know you want the extra frills and they're important and I agree, yeah they're important to me and I think to this day. I would rather if I was presented one onion rings and one French fry, I would eat an onion ring if the both was. Because I wanted to know how much food? For. Every onion ring, it's equal to seven French fries. That's just a good. Conversion. The onion rings some probably hungry and it's probably just bigger than the one single. French. FRY. I agree with the one in comparison. Yeah. So what if it's one onion ring and seven French fries? I'm going to seven franchise and I'm pinching them together like. You know the way I'd do it swiping them in Ketchup. I'm actually going to use it as a spoon. Much catch up as possible. Yeah. Put on my face. But do you think the crunch of an onion ring is like nothing else for me? Honestly it's like anything else. It's like anything else is covering that better can preventable round it could circulate there's a hole in the middle and you can use it as a monocle. Interactive Onion rings as a little carnival game where the rings around the bottles. You never did that. Okay so I just want different things out of life. Yes. When we were going to Johnny rockets, you were Ruckus. Kids and like we would just like get onion rings like like three. Baskets of them like one of us would older finger like this I. mean. His I. P. With that I don't have friends I never had that experience means alone across junior hold a really special place in my heart because I love. French. Fries don't get me wrong. They're delicious would eat a French fry right now. But onion rings are special and I appreciate the love and care that goes into ninety during so I mean, you disagree you know who I blame for my dislike of onion rings, the mainstream media screw the media, screw the MSN. You. had to very formative in disappointing hindering experiences. Thanks to the food network. Tell us. So I think you about this idea before that in the instagram ruining food episode, we're talking about the idea that growing up when you saw food on the Food Network Representative TV, a buzzfeed show whatever you were like that must be the best food ever otherwise, why would it be on the TV show and. There was a place called fat cats that was on I think moral bay somewhere along the central coast and they used to like me my daddy's zero chips up there because it's like a really cheap vacations hop in the car and drive it flowers in this way said the biggest onion rings on the Central Coast Wow. What a claim to make they managed to get the biggest onions on the entire central coast that's right that's including Templeton and Bilton and solving in pass aromas and Arroyo Grande Day, no fat cats said the biggest. anyways we went there and they were just these giant soggy like raw onion rings and I was so disappointed. So that was my first taste of this. I was probably twelve years old. And then later six years later when I was eighteen, a caution culver city. Okay. I've had their onion rings. They're they're stuck and a cautious a good restaurant. Akasha. Richmond is a great jeff but anyways, it was on the best thing I ever ate on. Oh really, and so I saw that and I was like well, if you're a professional chef, this is the best thing you've ever ate this must be transcendently good unerring. Maybe I don't understand onion rings in this can make me and I went there and I got it and I was like, yeah, that's normal onion ring it's normal it's a little bit squawk. Lower Fried. Yeah. But it's you know it's perfectly fine on your ring and that's all it's supposed to be. A Johnny Rockets. Man On. The fancy onion rings. French fries. Onion rings are not often. Don't you come in here we're big fancy words. I had to experiences that really tainted. So we're always coming into these arguments with our own biopsies, Josh, how many Gross, franchise I've had in my life so many from where where, what's the grossest every? Gross Soggy Sad French fries like from from drive-thrus God disgusting. frigging. Restaurants, but in my own house, my mom, my mom tries to make French fries big mistake. My mom does not know how to fry a French fry from like it's like you know when you're like seven and your mom made French fries and she like to Moroccan them like to make them yellow. Different childhoods. Sorry. But it's just it's just I've had a lot of crappy French fry experiences to like. You're not alone in this I've had. To life isn't all sunshine Nicole Handy's audit. I actually do have a very distinct memory of my mom trying to fry French fries and it went like really horribly she was not a cook like she. She couldn't know my mom is not a cook and she just filled a pot with oil and tried slicing potatoes straight in their oil bubbled over. freaked out, and then we hamburger helper for dinner. Like that like French fries are a pain point for many people. Yeah. It's frying scary for people. Yeah. But you can always. Bak- fry I would probably recommend if someone were to cook French fries onion rings from scratch at home airfare well, that that but I would say like which one would you recommend people cook at home like what's easier to do? You know the answer it's onion rings right onion rings are easier than French fries I think to make them good. 'cause you want people double frying if someone were to say like I'm GonNa make French fries I mean I believe in the single fry. French. Fry Method me till you know that it's a very good friend as I did it it was just deep fry so much that I think it's easy. Complex we just talked about that topic. But if you do like Panko like. Well, whatever a wet dry wet I think people think onion rings are intimidating, which is why they'll get them at restaurants that make sense a French fries they'll do at home because it's just a potato. Yeah you just too much of a chef until Dalla back a little bit. Yeah. I've lost touch with my roots. You need to be every man I need to go back to that seven year old me yeah whatever he is where. I ate him. And Oh, I was talking about the best friend experience Oh your best friend a best friend try experience that I've ever had like. There are so many different levels of franchise, Nella fast food franchise except the in and out. Fries refined feeling. You gotta get them while done. Everyone says enough risers like you gotta get them well done you gotta get him fry like Christine withdraw no of the mythical family. To shoot, we went to in and out to shoot the fancy fascinated episode and she was like hyping up the idea of FRY, light she was like in and out fries they're never going to be crispy. Even if you get him well done, they're burnt she's like I like to just go fry light, and then it's just like eating a bowl soft potatoes and of like you know what I respect the logic and then she got in there was like you don't need fry potato and they at least get some sort of skin on it. Is Not just wet potato. It was not even fried long enough to get that. This is straight up a bowl of just like oil-covered. Fried. Potatoes, and then she got animal style too. So there's just a manager. Just. One of the most discussing things it sounds corny. Point onion rings yeah. Well, some some undercooked onion rings I've had some where the batter isn't set, and it's just like nasty I've heard that too. Okay. So I think we've learned that French fries can suck onion rings can suck. People are more likely to make French fries at home, but people think onion rings or fancy and the average French fry I still believe is better than the average onion ring but the best onion ring is likely better than the best. French fry because there's more care in technique that goes into it There's a lot of factors here. Yeah. This is quite complex debate we're having. Stressed I still I still believe that we have to trust in the power of democracy what about democracy and I'm not talking about this farcical representative democracy that turns into like all Arco. Fascism. Okay. On talking about true democracy. One person one vote more people would vote French fries I think that gives it natural not trying to give into tyranny of the majority just because it's just because the population thinks that it's great. That is great. That of communism. Communist and Potatoes, Russia. I agree I rings. I am very curious to me. I want to see the best chef in the world I was going to say Jiro but he's pretty devoted to Sushi. Joel. Robuchon but he passed man I'm GonNa get Joel. Robuchon they make the best potatoes, best French FRY versus the best entering. Maybe, we can have somebody maybe can US Gordon Ramsay? So my favorite franchise are the bellwether ten never been. It's the dude who like he was the actual guy cooking father's office burgers. The most of the borough launched a Burger revolutions thousands. He was actually cook them use the CDC and then he left to start his own place called the bellwether where he does a patty melt that's version of the father's office. Burger, and it is Dank but he s these twelve dollar French fries. This is new. Josh this is new I've media job and I live in my own apartment in La. Dollars on French fries another fourteen dollars on a cocktail with those French fries. anyways. They are the most transcendently good French fries. It's like a three day process. You know like cooking and freezing and alkaline solution, Brian and all this stuff. But anyways, it is unbelievable. It is a shattering crunch on the outside on the inside is almost like a pump puree all my any serves it with like a housemaid ranch in Fresno Chili hot sauce and so to me I've never had that onion rings version of that experience. Of that absolute transcendently. Guy Have. A. Crazy man owner create that experience. That's crazy. FRIGGING PALM PUREE IN A. Crust of potatoes. Mind? Yeah. I can't even I don't think I've ever had a food experience with either a French fries potato corn what a French. Friend Franco data. And Silence. Weyrich Fred Fried. Reliable. Data. GotTa go. Read Fried. Potato. Bowl carnage. From. Cairo blade. Rasping? Just watch legally. Great movies I can't do. Do. Motor motorhead with it. You know. So. What we're saying is everyone's affected. Experiences. Josh just made a really really interesting point in which I've only had mid tier onion rings and those are delicious to me. But if I were to have the bellwether French fry and might change my tune I think we all met I hadn't had so many disappointing on your experiences I. Think there's a there's a world in which we can respect and. Enjoy both I think there is some sort of objectivity to saying that French fries. It's better. That is my personal opinion. I will die with that opinion because they refused to change for anyone even to my own detriment I. Guess I guess I just gotta eat the bellwether fries and then Johnny Rockets. Let's go restaurants open right? We can get into some who. Nicole, and I have to say now it's done to find out what other wacky ideas rattling out there in the tournament nickel texting me on twitter it's time for a segment we call. CASSEROLES. Sorry. WHO's about page? Six article on Strawberry Dresses I I saw that why is this so popular in Quarantine Did. You get an answer? No because you interrupted me while. scrolling on sorry we have a podcast. I think that's a good sign that we've gotten comfortable five gasping because the first time we tried to record this I went immediately into NPR voice was the worst thing about literally up on pizzas that we're all just pineapples literally looked at you know are you done dude? So embarrassed I we're here. Now we're here now I'm not wearing shoes I got Rahman. All over my pants, we're comfortable in our own environment comfortable I have we got at Spencer is nice. All right. Sorry. I'm prejudging this before I, read it because I take issue lowery seasoned salt is overused and not that great I. Don't know I think it's kind of the perfect I would almost recommend almost because I don't know if I can do this ethically. To get rid of all your salt and pepper only use Larry's I did that for months of my life and I lived a full habby productive and delicious life I love Larry Season Salt I do too but I don't think it's overused I think it is either yeah I think it's actually underutilized and it's pretty great. I agree with that WHO's over using. Lorries I. Don't know if you can't whack renegade muffin blueberry in horseradish is a good Combo and I am valid for putting horseradish on a blueberry Bagel. That's disgusting. Renault renegade move your valid just for existing you gotTa make you gotTa make a blueberry relish with horseradish your Kogi Toe air assuming you are valid person don't listen to Nicole on what you had do. Enjoy your own damn food strategy on a blueberry BAGEL. You notice sounds like when We've done a couple episodes like this but when Watson the computer that beat Ken Jennings. A Watson can is a chef. Now watching can combine different flavor chemical compounds. What would be together and Watson and it'd be like. scallops chocolate. It'd be like gross. blueberries. horseradish grows no. No you don't understand. It has the same feel al-anon's yeah and it's like no tastes like but all. It's inspired by the Food Matrix Buck Yeah Yeah I don't know if I believe blueberries and Horseradish I. If I've had horseradish a lot of sweet things but I do enjoy garage I do enjoy blueberries and I do enjoy you are valid person renegade movement. At the Tim Bill, grilled cheese and Jelly Sandwiches are absolute fire. Any combination of cheese and Jelly I can almost guarantee success strawberry preserves and provolone Guardian Marmalade? Jalapeno Jillian Blue F. Yeah. Always on Dave's killer bread I agree with all these. Except maybe for Dave's killer bread. Killer one grilled cheese and Jelly. Sandwiches. It's like a pared down version of Monte. Cristo amazing which is fantastic. Sweet Savory Good Combo. In this context agreed Dave's killer bread. I have a problem with it. I liked that it's healthy and it's got seeds and nuts and all that and I like someone is trying to make a really good sandwich bread loaf. A wonder bread style sandwich bread. But to me, there's something about the crime of Dave's killer bread that when you squish don't come back, it doesn't need to come back by wanted to come back if I'm pressing a grilled cheese especially in Dave's killer bread is just going to flatten into a pancake in the gluten structure Ain't gonNA. Bloom, it's a really wet loaf of bread. So I go or elite double fiber because I, eat a lot of animal meat and I need the fiber to help Apu's I'm an oral wait household or. An Zeki Household, banana unworldly household or whatever we We just Brown. COSCO. By two. I'd go or a as opposed to Dave's killer bread, but I do respect. This is a wonderful opinion. Thank you for going through the trouble of telling us what cheeses match with what sort of Jelly girl. Already, and Marmalade is like right up my alley. So. Jillian blue. Okay. Let's think about one that we'd probably enjoy now. Okay. Strawberry and white. American. Okay. Raspberry preserves and Gouda not smoked Gouda just regular smoke Gouda is overused. It is such a profile just regular. It makes everything tastes like begging his taste metallic Tim Manchego and. Wins Oh. Quits. Okay. Happy, trees forty two people who choose ranch instead of blue cheese especially with wings should be jailed. Blue Cheese is always superior except maybe dipping slice vegetables. Okay. Blue Cheese is the DANK NECE and I prefer my chicken wings exclusively with blue cheese with ranch has its place sometime somewhere like I had a proven steak sandwich I ranch in. And like sometimes, I'll put a wrench in maverick kitschy can sale it's of the chicken for Avocado and. They're different sauces they're used for different things and I don't feel their interchangeable. What's the difference ranch blue cheese it's just one has blue cheese and the other has like herbs in place of it. Right? Can you accurately say that that is the only difference say so yeah, that's the only gonNA especially, if you're eating like the store bought stuff, it's all the same base of just like mayonnaise and buttermilk and whatever. Lock me up, lock me up, put me in the handcuffs maybe I'll even like it. Maybe I'll find a part of me that has not been unlocked yet but I think that ranch in Buffalo Wings go better than Baluchi Buffalo. Wings. Now I don't need the cheese the cheese to be obstructing the flavor ability. To offset little bright punch on it not obstructive. It enhances the Buffalo Flavor whatever we're GONNA talk about some out of here. Yeah, oh. Yeah. We're GONNA do rent. Oh, get ranch blue cheese coming at some point. All right heather washing the best for hotdogs peanut butter skip. Peanut butter opinion stop being weird beat normal. This is weird. I don't know. No, I think that'd be pretty terrible. That's bad I try, and that'd be an avenue open minded about all these combos. There's something about like peanut butter gumming up the roof of your mouth while you're eating hot dog me that makes me a little ill felt like gave me a crank feels like a thin peanut sauce but If it was like a peanut sauce like soy in Miranshah but like just straight peanut butter people need to use peanut butter more as an ingredient than they do like stands donuts r.i.p in Westwood. Asia right on the corner. Primoz is taking over in Primoz is also very good west La Heritage. But anyway stands used to have a lot of donuts that were filled with peanut butter and they're all like pretty good like I love peanut butter with sweet things. I Love Fried Oh my problem is if they would've taken that peanut butter and just like. It with like equal parts, pastry cream that they would already putting their donuts just make like a peanut butter cream filled doughnut instead of just having this gummy peanut butter there. That's what I want and not enough people think to do they ha-. The. Owners of stands. Donuts Josh you. Know, they were all sitting in the pastry case since four am they made a second batch throughout the day? But they were open twenty four hours. He'd like three in the morning coming home from the buyers and just get like a big banana butter chocolate chip down. That sounds really good though okay. Ash underscore with the SAS Hashtag fake foods should not be mixed onto the foregin should be in separately. I can't even eat a bacon cheeseburger because the bacon is its own food and thus I ordered on the side eat the Bacon and subsequently the Burger Hashtag I'm not weird. I feel like you might have a minor case of OCD and that's okay. You just need to recognize it and try to fight through it neither of US doctors no. It's just my my. My. Thought. No. No. No. I have seen that in a lot of people who can range from moderate to severe to mild but like people with an anxiety disorder general general anxiety disorder general a lot of people tend to have you know food mixing issues totally respect that. No one should eat things like doesn't bring them of course. That said I, firmly disagree with I want to Mash? Into a Burrito bowl even if it is nowhere burrito related, just make me a casserole and let me slap in the face though I would say I do believe that not all cheeseburgers need bacon and I do think that people over Bacon Foods. I think we are past that trend totally thank God rover that thank God wherever that trump. So much but you can't yeah that got I got Atta and Iowa someone who absolutely perpetrated that trend I mean still do I think we haven't done the mini crazy bacon things I don't think we've done any bacon. We should probably I'd probably do more begging things. Thanks. At Melody, Twenty, eight, thousand nine, my Hashtag opinion casseroles is that family guy? They've tagged family guy their idea to put butter on a pop tart is actually freaking good. I haven't seen this episode. I haven't seen anything. To that's Ed. buttering up toasting pop tart in some like God. Especially Brown butter in a pan. Weird that sounds great to me Oh. Yeah. It sounds good in theory but I feel like after I'd eat it. I would need to take a nap and the chances meeting a pop tart anytime other than the morning is slim. You know what I'm talking about I. Feel this is like a nap I almost never eat pop tarts before six PM. Night pop. Really because it's no morning for me, it's when A. Guy. I think one of the advantages that toaster strudel have overpop-. You're the different seemed like live would and deadwood absolutely not what you can't. I didn't come scouts for like one of my carpenter. Is that a is that like a term life would and deadwood niche live would you can't start a fire with because there's still moisture in it, and then like deadwood is what you want. Yeah. Tennessee all. Tim. Is Our anyways this is going somewhere. This is going somewhere, I feel like pop tarts. Pastry dough whereas does our live with no moisture in and there's no life to it, but it's more useful to dead agreed. But when you don't want to be when you want to live in it up a little bit, tell us some brown butter in a pan that I believe. That's. Tall this okay. Do you well, anyways, that's the podcast. Thanks for stopping by. We got new episodes of a dogs the sandwich. Every Wednesday. 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Impossible To Get Labor Post-Stimulus: FAT Brands CEO
"Welcome to the bloomberg markets podcast. I'm paul sweeney alongside macos manohar. Every business day we bring you interviews from. Ceo's market pros and bloomberg experts along with essential market moving news on the bloomberg markets. Podcast on apple podcasts. Or wherever you listen to podcasts. At bloomberg dot com slash podcast. Let's bring in now. Andy meter horn. He is the ceo of fat brands. They run own and run restaurants including johnny rockets. Fat burger and buffalo's cafe say they used to be a johnny rockets on third fifty. Sixth and i would go there and get a double bacon cheeseburger with that apple. Wood smoked bacon and peanut butter milk. Shake which. I would kill someone for one of those right now. But what's changed about the business. Andy since since i've been down there i'm in berlin the last five years so i haven't been back in the states. I don't even think that that restaurant on third avenue is open anymore. So what's what's johnny rockets. Let's fatburger like now. Well thanks for having me the rockets spray. We bought it six months ago And about three hundred twenty five restaurants. One hundred and seventy five of those are international. They're all over the place. All over europe oliver. Latin and south america And one hundred of them down there so they're everywhere today growing rapidly. We don't have one in manhattan today but hopefully we'll have another one there soon and you know businesses going all right so give us a just gives us a thirteen or fourteen months andy into this pandemic give us a kind of a before the pandemic and kind of where we are now has a pandemic impacted your businesses you. We've been We've been fortunate. In most of our brands have met or exceeded their their twenty nineteen levels. Now they've recovered. The burger brands staffer ovation burger. Which is an organic grass-fed burger chain on the east coast and johnny rockets recovering. Nicely allowed delivery into business So they were really fortunate to be able to take advantage of that market and they probably like eighty five percent of normal. There are a lot of special venues that aren't quite open yet. Like amusement parks theme parks. Things like that everywhere. Where johnny rockets new movie theaters has a lot of locations on the hurricane grill and wings. Buffalo's cafe those casual dining restaurants with full bars and outdoor dining rooms and all that there is like one hundred seventeen percent of normal so they're just recovering like crazy and part of that is because during the pandemic when outdoor dining was allowed Delivery and to go raised awareness and then when customers allowed to come back to the dining rooms. You have all this additional delivery business customers really know about before and so now there are over one hundred percent normal so doing very well a little bit of trouble in the mid west with our steakhouse unit Ponderosa and bonanza where a lot of closures for a long period of time probably lost some stores. They are but it's a small percentage of our total seven hundred restaurants. So we've been very fortunate. When you say organic grass-fed my mouth immediately starts to water and jumped on the fat burger web. Say site i see you have an ex ex ex. L triple king burger. That's a one and a half pounds. I would attempt it. I'm not sure. If i can only we we have a contest. If you eat that through the triple x. Challenge or it used to be called the triple king challenge you burger. You got a t shirt and a certificate but oftentimes we see guys and girls go into the restaurant and the girls always win because they're much smarter and they're not you french fries and drinking too much soda while they're trying to get that thing down and they're very methodical about it so it's definitely a contest brigger well as the grateful dead said the women are smarter. What i noticed is there's not a lot of fake meet here On fat burger on the johnny rockets menu. I do see a garden. Burger a black bean burger. What do you think about the fake meat trend. I dunno fake. Meat is a pejorative term. But you know what. I mean right. More and more people are so exactly we. We have please proteins across all of our brands today. the impossible burger domestically and it's To be on burger in some international markets because of distribution but the postal workers are great product Plant based proteins are here to stay Brand new adapt them and basically you take that that patty the tastes like beef and bleed like these and you add the toppings that come with your burger whether it's an innovation product or fabric or products johnny rockets product and. It's gonna taste like johnny rockets burger of fat burger. You know it's just got a different element of the patty but plant based proteins are here. They're not going away. They make up a segment of the market. Where it's much better than the ordinary garden burger or boca. Patty burger which we have also. But you know if you want the flavor of beef. Then you're going to have to go to the plant based protein and it's it's really because people don't wanna eat red meat it's not because they're the healthiest product in the market. Because they're not it's just delicious product on the cost side any tuchus about employees in ability to attract and retain employees. These as. there's so much talk out there. That stimulus impacting that words for you. Total nightmare labor market in the labor market and the restaurant industry right now has been decimated by the stimulus package and unemployment benefits and it's impossible to get people to come back to work and to get new fires new general managers new employees in the restaurants that are under construction to be built and this is not something that we experienced nine months ago when the first round of p loans and stimulus checks went out. We really didn't see this problem. But now we have people hanging around the who to get their checking spend their money instead of coming back to work and it's it's just been a problem. Obviously it's gonna wear off fairly soon. Unemployment benefits dropped off. In the seamless. Checks are spent right now. It's been very difficult. And it's driven up prices as well because the same problem exists at processing plants and for the distribution centers so we have shortages all over the country because the like sysco and us foods and all big broad line distributors have run out of drivers all right. We've heard that around the business. Andy reed or horn. Ceo fat brands. Thank you so much for joining us. We appreciate your thoughts on the restaurant. Industry and the latest shall we on some of the leading geopolitical issues. That are out there right now in the news when we do that we always liked to turn to admiral james dravida. She's a columnist for bloomberg opinion. Retired navy admiral. And a former military commander of nato and admiral street is always kind with his time. When we wanna talk some of these big geopolitical issues admiral. Thanks so much for joining us here. I'd love to start on the ukraine because that seems to be the most top here. We have russia massing troops on the border. There what do you think is going on. What do you think the. Us response should be if any we should. I start with working in two thousand fourteen. Russia actually invaded ukraine and carved a significant chunk out of their territory. The peninsula of crimea strategically important black sea. Russia has continue to service and support rebel groups in southeastern ukraine. So there's a lot of bad history there and now over the last two to three weeks we've seen reports vary but between two thousand and i saw a number as high as eighty thousand troops. This is a significant force. So the reason for it i think is threefold. One is a putin is rattling a samer at the united states because he knows that they're going to be some significant sanctions coming against his regime for the activities On cyber in our election and above all the solar winds hack number two Putin is playing to his home crowd if you will. All politics are local in the end. He's trying to If you will show the strength and the power of russia how can drive the dents and then third and finally he is seeking to Distract from The imprisonment and the poisoning of alexander of all his political opponents. So he's got a shopping list of things he wants to do. He's got eighty thousand troops on the border. Let's say. I think the chances are still low that he will actually conduct an invasion but he is certainly Seeking to demonstrate that he make things very difficult for the united states in the west if he desires to well in biden's ben pretty bold when talking to president putin and. I don't think it's unfair to say that. Donald trump seemingly adored the russian leader and biden comes right out of the gate kicking calling him a murderer on the other hand. Admiral it does seem as though a lot of these geopolitical hotspots. A lot of these bad actors are are showing strength right when this new administration comes into office is am i seeing it the wrong way or do the russians and the chinese just feel more comfortable doing these kind of things with democrats in office. I don't know if it's more comfortable. But they're certainly a long history on both sides republican and democrat of having to experience testing when you take over and so when president trump took a we saw kim jong un launch ballistic missiles When president biden takes over as you just saw we see ukraine. But the other one. And you're absolutely right is taiwan. We've seen the chinese. I twenty five fighters into the air defense zone of taiwan highest number Since taiwan started recording these kind of incidents china has carrier strike with operating. Just off the coast of taiwan right now. So i think it's very true to say that every administration gets tested early. The question is how do you respond. And in my most recent bloomberg opinion piece which came out this morning My prescription is you gotta stare put down. He is a killer and if you give in him if you appease him. There's no future in that process. So i think we gotta take a fairly strong stance Across that ukrainian border not with armed. Us military troops parachuting in there but giving more weapons to ukraine providing them training allowing them partnership agreements with nato. they're not members of nato but they've been a close ally are close partner of nato over the years so there's a lot we can do to demonstrate to putin that there'll be a significant cost to add to him. Admiral this brings up an issue You know i was kind of excited to see positive headline ari nato cooperation this morning at a meeting in brussels. They're going to put another five hundred. The us gonna put another five hundred troops here in germany. Where i am in berlin on the other hand i have been stationed here for the last five years and just shocked to see that the chancellor who otherwise it's considered a leader of the g twenty is so determined to get a pipeline up to russia essentially a pipeline that funneled cash to vladimir putin in exchange for his natural gas and now it looks like germans are also looking to get the russian vaccine. Is it important where you buy your commodities i mean. Aren't we funding a really problematic regime. Here we are and As i was saying just today in an interview with the german newspaper they were asking the same questions Let's add another controversy which is germany apparently is determined to use walkway to build their five g networks. In as i said to the german reporter life is full of choices for people and for alliances and it is important to the long-term relationship with the us in germany that Germany stands with the united states against these authoritarian regimes. Both russia and china all right. Let's move from hotspots planet earth to space. You also have another column out. You've been prolific talking about russia and china teaming up a new space race. What's the latest there and what's the ramifications for the us. Well the big news here is not just space. It is the way. Russia and china growing closer and closer and closer together. They're aligning themselves. Diplomatically economically militarily largest exercise military exercise conducted since the end of the cold. War was up on the siberian border between russia and china. About a year ago This latest thing us. That in china have come together in announce they will create an outpost on the move a A lunar outpost. This is a big deal because It has not only commercial economic implications but it also has real military Potential in in both of these nations. As i talked about in that bloomberg opinion piece both of them are really using their space programs in a highly militarized way so we ought to be quite concerned watching these two nations both authoritarian regimes. Both of whom we had difficult relationships with drawing closer and closer together in space in other areas admiral. Thanks very much for joining us. Always great to get your take on these issues. Admiral james dravida former supreme allied commander of nato. He is now of course retired from the us navy and a bloomberg opinion columnist as well as an executive consultant at the carlyle group and has a number of other interests got a book out. Twenty thirty four a novel of the next world war. I read the beginning. And i only put it down because i had to come to work. I actually thought about calling in sick and just reading reading the rest of the book. It's so good. And i'm really into that kind of stuff. So great to have general. Admiral james stavridis on talking about the geopolitical hotspots around the world according to new one poll research shared by pay com. Employees are so frustrated with tech. They use at work. That sixty seven percent said they're willing to take a pay cut for something better. Ouch only pay comes. Comprehensive technology automates their hr and payroll tasks in a single software. That's easy to use and for employers automatically measures the r. Y that results learn. How the right. Hr tech can help by visiting pay com dot com slash frustrations. That's pay com dot com slash frustrations johnson news. This morning. we do with one of our favourite voices and all things pharmaceutical that sam zell. He's a senior analyst for bloomberg intelligence based out of london jassem manages bloomberg intelligence for all of europe so we appreciate getting some of his valuable time. Sam thanks so much for joining us here. I look at the numbers. Being reported six cases out of almost seven million of observers. Say that's a pretty good result. Why are we pausing this thing when it's so important to get shots into arms i'd love to get your thoughts high pulls so I think it's absolutely the right thing. For the cdc in the fda to have done because number this this events this issue takes sometimes up to two weeks after the dose to uh rear its ugly head unfortunately. So it's very possible that the numbers will continue to rise possibly to ten or fifteen. Who knows continue. That'd be zenica. We're looking at something in the region of one hundred thousand depending on the age of the people who've been vaccinated that's the case. Then we we would expect to see more more here and that i think is widely. Cdc's done the they've done and of course the us does not need the j. vaccine to get the majority of its people vaccinated. And that's it. It's still a bummer. Sam because i was just just last night made final plans to fly back to new york to get the jj vaccine since it's proving very difficult to get it here in germany. That won't be the case now. I would still take it a and it seems to me. Correct me if i'm wrong. The problems that we've seen with blood clots and astra zeneca and the problems that we've seen in the j. j. vaccine blood clots seem to affect females under. Let's say the age of sixty if you like is that. Is that a fair assessment. Well so let's just be careful here though about and that is that it's only six cases in the us so that's more than enough number of people to make that decision in the uk where they've had the most cases in europe when you look at the reported incidence divided by the number of people of different sexes that have been vaccinated It doesn't have a unfortunately doesn't distinguish between men and women based in the uk. Maybe something different in the us. But i doubt it all right tim. You mentioned that when you are talking much earlier this morning you kind of. You made the comment to me again. We have plenty of supply here from five in moderna europe and think about other parts of the world. That may be relying more on a single dose. Shot like the johnson johnson. This could be problematic now. Yeah yep so. The the european union and the u k. I think we'll be fine. It might give it slower than than expected in terms of orientated in terms of Pfizer my take him within shots and then of course we'll have novak's but the rest of the world is where the problem starts because they have mostly either the j. ascertain comeback seen all the vaccine from russia or china. Don't forget the russian vaccine is also. And then i don't know virus and i would be amazed if that doesn't have the same side effects. Which of course would be incredible to have if he doesn't but then you have the china vaccines that so far. What we've seen published enough sorta has been published. They're not that effective. So you have a problem involving. Yeah i want to cover a couple of headlines bad headlines we're seeing come across the ticker right now first off new york city. Suspending atoned bound senior vaccine. Dr due to the j. and j. pause even at the jj pauses the right thing to do. It's unfortunate that they have to stop this effort to go around and vaccinate the people who need it most also the us is saying what they see with the j. j. vaccine is similar to the astros vaccine as far as the data that they have they are saying it's unclear if there's any link between the blood clots and birth control pills and this goes back to the female issue sam that we were talking about. They're saying they don't have any evidence to support that but clearly there's that speculation out their. Yeah but the european union's already answered that question two hundred and twenty two cases of this all v. itt schooled vaccine induced from both his with film subpoena. That's full this v. It two hundred twenty two twenty two cases and there's no obvious link so we have the answer. We don't need to ask any more questions on that one and what you get with these things with flights with contraceptive pill is just the clotting. You don't get that besides subpoena that loss of blood platelets that normally causes bleeding. It's very rare to have a bleeding issue and a clothing at the same time right. That's the problem here. All right tim. Thank you so much for joining us. Once again we turn to. You often wonder news on the vaccines. And this pandemic we appreciate you taking the time sampras l. He's a senior pharmaceutical analyst for bloomberg intelligence one of the absolute best for decades in the city of london that he's also the manager of all of bloomberg intelligence for europe getting the latest here on this johnson and johnson vaccine setback here the now the cdc seeing headlines that they expected the late to be in quote in a matter of days. So hopefully that is the way it turns out indeed. Is the job site that makes hiring is easy as one two three post screen and interview all on indeed get your quality shortlist of candidates whose resumes on indeed match. Your job description faster. Only pay for the candidates that meet must have qualifications and schedule and complete video interviews and your indeed dashboard. According to talent nest indeed delivers four times. More hires than all other job sites combined. If you're hiring you need indeed get started right now with a free seventy five dollars sponsored job credit to upgrade your job post at indeed dot com slash. Be news indeed. Dot com slash. Be news offer. Valid through june thirtieth terms and conditions apply. Who wanna get over to david garrity. Chief market strategist at laidlaw and company to talk to us about his expectations on the markets and tack and it. I always feel like i'm talking to someone famous when we have you on so i'm really excited to get some time with you. What do you think about the coin base. Ipo it's going to be what one hundred billion dollar valuation bigger than the exchange on which it's going to be listed. Is this a whole lot of hype or is this a growth industry. I mean coin base certainly and thank you for your kind words but coin base if we're looking at it certainly has been serving very much a gatekeeper Relative to the crypto currency market as a whole Given what they've got in terms of account base at fifty eight million accounts and arguably for an asset class that has certainly seen very strong performance over the last twelve months you know they are probably the preeminent exchange to go to certainly their business in which obviously a lot of other exchanges in other types of asset classes would like to be involved We don't necessarily see crypto currencies. You know going away much as we saw back in two thousand seventeen because now we see measures coming into place that the cryptocurrency market in its own way as being institutionalized now that said we can say got better traction now But we also say look at the valuation that you're paying for coin base you know less than two billion dollars in revenue last year one hundred billion dollar valuation. You know it's pretty rich valuation anytime you see something going out more than fifty times revenues. you know. Will they be able to grow into this. Valuation remains to be seen. But yeah you're paying a lot so this name all right. So but if i'm an investor here and all i hear is bitcoin this bitcoin that but i see it go up every day. I feel like i've missed it. Is this a way for me to maybe get exposure. And maybe this is mike. Crypto play writ large by getting into this coin base. I mean i would agree to it. And it's not just a matter of getting bitcoin exposure. But it's also getting exposure to the other crypto currencies that are listed whether we're looking at the of theory whether we're looking at the likes of lake coin tether or others So from that standpoint it a little bit of a picks and shovel Type of play if you will and in an important part of the infrastructure for the overall crypto currency ecosystem. So yes in that name. It is going to be a marquee holding for investors looking at the sector. Hey you do you. Do you have a forty five hundred price. Target on the s. and p. Because i'm looking at your note. And it says we'll earnings growth drive the s. and p. five hundred towards forty five hundred. Are we gonna hit that that level this year or are you thinking just sometime in the future in our view the trends are kind of moving in that direction and really here the doorstep of the first quarter earnings season for twenty twenty one. We just have to go back. And look at what kind of outperformance you've had over the second quarter third quarter fourth quarter twenty twenty earnings seasons and their. We've seen outperformance versus wall street expectations about thirteen percent. You know we think we're probably maybe not necessarily thirteen percent outperformance in the first quarter earnings season. But we think that nine percent you know isn't necessarily out of reach. You know if we can move and have a positive estimate revision up in terms of s and p five hundred earnings estimates are twenty twenty one and twenty twenty two if we can hold the p. e. multiple valuation constant. Yeah that'll get us to forty five hundred now. The question in terms of valuation multiples is. You know what's going on relative to the tenure and we saw the tenure cap out march first one point seven five percent and i think that basically the big surprise in terms of strategist expectations. Twenty twenty one. There's been the fact that the dollar instant weakening is actually strengthened and the strength of the dollar is important because it now allows for investors whether it's europeans whether it's japanese with insurance companies or others to you know buy into. Us treasuries on a currency hedged basis and certainly earn positive spread over what they can get back in their own home market so our view here is dollar strength leads to greater foreign demand for us fixed income which helps to slow down. The rate of interest rates rising from here in interest rate rises are moderating that arguably can work well for equities as long as earnings growth comes through and valuation levels. Hold i know it's a lot to ask but that's kind of how the mechanics work. Yeah i'd love to talk to you a little bit about the chip shortage that we're seeing in the technology space because it's not just a technology issue it's rippling out to other parts of the economy most notably. I think the auto industry has been calling out here for several quarters. How bad is it. What do you think the solution is. Well certainly dislocations and took place because things were shut down For the period of time that they were twenty twenty you know means you gotta let him imbalances and built in the supply chain. If we're looking at the lead times people have to have right now. I think the numbers of sixteen weeks depending upon the category of semi conductors You know orders to delivery but in some cases it's far worse. It's not just the auto industry if we were to look at network routers You know there were indications that order times of stretched out as far as a year And for the roll out of broadband capacity You know routers. Obviously her very critical element here and so we're seeing Points of constraint develop across the wider economy and not just in the auto sector. And certainly you know it was interesting about the biden administration. Summit would c. e. o.'s where they're talking about allocating fifty billion dollars of fiscal support towards easing semiconductor shortages. And putting more capacity here in the us is that you know there is competition whether it's amongst the auto industry other sectors who are trying to secure these chips supplies in the process. You know we have to look on a more medium to long-term solution that can put in place the capacity domestically arguably or at least close by happen on david second five to ten years. Are we making the super high tech chips at home. I'd say you know. Tsmc putting twelve billion dollars to work in their five. Nanometer manulife away for plant in phoenix. Arizona is important in that regard and yeah five to ten years. We're going to have that fab online as potentially a number of others. Obviously until made their own announcement. I think last week Twenty billion dollars. So yeah this. We're moving in that direction and we need to move in that direction because china s early indicated. They wanna be more self sufficient. I call on that asset. All right david. Thank you so much for joining us. We appreciate that as always david gary. Chief market strategist for laidlaw and companies also president at bt. Block two guys for all things technology. Thanks for listening to the bloomberg markets. Podcast you can subscribe and listen to interviews apple podcasts. Or whatever podcast platform you prefer. I'm matt miller. I'm on twitter. At matt miller nineteen seventy-three and on false winnie. I'm on twitter at pt. Sweeney before the podcast. You can always catch us. Worldwide at bloombergradio can cryptocurrency reshape. The architecture of the global financial system join us on april twentieth for the next bloomberg new economy conversation with andrew brown. 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Royal Caribbean Cruise Line: 5 Need-To-Knows And Watch-Outs (Podcast)
"Israel caribbean right for your cruising vacation. Discover what you need to know about this. Unique cruise line as i explode the myths preconceptions and explore you need to know to be able to decide including what makes ships different to other cruise lines. The best things they do who they're best suited for and who should avoid them. I'm gary benbridge and this is my royal caribbean tips for travelers are being is a big beast. In so many ways they've been cruising for over fifty years and carry around twenty percent of all cruise passengers worldwide every year second only in numbers to carnival cruise line. The part of the royal caribbean group which also a celebrity cruises as mara cruisers the ultra luxury silver see classic an expedition line and actually partners of the mind shift and hapag lloyd lines in europe. If you like big resorts theme parks and places like orlando and us vegas vacation. Then you're probably going to like royal caribbean. The ships are resort destinations in their own right at the time of recording. Their fleet has twenty eight ships in service or under construction and includes most of the world's largest cruise ships in fact four of the top five. Biggest ships are royal caribbean ship. They have ships ranging from the older radiance class like radiance of the seas carrying cylinder terms. Cozy two thousand one hundred guests up to the quantum ultra class that can carry six thousand six hundred eighty guests like the symphony of the seas over recent years they focused has been ruthlessly on bigger is better that pack their ships with resort attractions grant features extravagant entertainment. Of course the biggest ship. The more of these. You'll actually find on board now. Many of the ships are so vast that they have a huge open-air atrium running through the middle of the ship in here. They have a park called central park with thousands of plants and trees so cabins faced into this area so on these ships. You can have cabins that face the sea or cabinet focus inwards into this area. The five most notable resort features that. I think you need to know about unroll kirby an off. Firstly they serve up spectacular entertainment shows. In the main theater you can see big tailor-made production shows with large kaas acrobats and big effects such as flight which tells the history of flight to the name would suggest you also find full length and well-known broadway and west end shows which include hess spray cats and chicago. Secondly they have a large large ice rink which hosts dramatic shows featuring kind of escape. As many of those are olympia. Nhs these are family friendly. And they're kind of along the lines of the disney on ice type. Ii spectaculars thirdly on the largest ships is the remarkable akwa theater where divers acrobats perform absolutely heart-stopping including performing massive is from on high into the pool below. Fourthly they have incredible parks and slides now. Of course many many cruise lines have would box these days but were carribean focused on having things like the tallest slides it see. This is called the ultimate abyss. And it's ten decks high. One of the best known and popular caribbean water activities is the fluoride. This is where you can try and ride waves on surfboard now. I discovered i definitely could not do that. Despite many tries. they also have by the way large proves as you would expect on large ships now fifthly on some of the quantum class ships. They have fantastic noise star. This is a glass enclosed bubble. It's attached to a vast long train. Ominous takes passes three hundred feet above the ocean. It's pretty spectacular now. These attractions and entertainment events are mostly included within your fair as you would expect from any resort. there's a big range of bars and dining venues with lots of specially dining options now. These do have additional charges. That range from about thirty five dollars to fifty dollars per person now the number very slightly based on the ship but the can be up to twenty of these on board they include things like izumi which is sushi land. It's kind of an experiential. Dining jamie's italian from the uk celebrity chef. Jamie oliver giovanni table italian also tapping jaki japanese. Johnny rockets american diner chops grill steakhouse hooked seafood and lots of other restaurants based on different regions of the world. Many ships also have a starbucks. Which i always appreciate radio wrongly now eating by the way in the main dining room and the wind jama buffy are actually included in the affairs. You don't have to pay to eat. Rock bean is a mainstream cruise line catering for people that love a resort type vacation and you can as with resorts on land travel with them at a voss te range of prices you can find really competitive fares for this small inside and ocean view cabins but you can also crews in a glitzy voss tweet that will cost you up to eighty thousand dollars a week on boards and former it's relaxed. There's no strict dress code at all. They do have casual smart casual and informal nuts that these are definitely more suggested that enforced they say overall. You can dress casual with jeans. Polos and blouses for their restaurants in the evening but they do encourage people to dress up more. But it's really very much up to you. The line attracts a lot of families not surprisingly with those features and they do have really great. Large kids clubs is also a popular choice for multigenerational and extended family vacations. Because there's lots of cabin and costumer -tations so they can sue the different needs of people within those groups lose a friend a lot of younger couples that like of entertainment things to do baas dining on board resort type people less could in my view for solid travelers because despite their ships is they don't have that many solar kevin options across the fleet unlike say they're competitor norwegian cruise line that has a whole solar kevin area on many of their ships so traveling solo nor caribbean often means pick surcharges for single. Occupancy mentioned there is a huge range of cabins on these ships from inside ocean view balcony and sweets of varying types. They have a great family cabins and also accessible cabins across those classes as well. One of the innovations introduced are these virtual cabin windows balconies. Many of the cabins. And what did you say show video images realtime of outside so it helps make those feel less closed in the choice of cabinet. Wide is quite complex. So you probably should use an agent. That knows the ships to help you. Choose the right one for you while the other crews groups have providence in the caribbean the most spectacular in terms of resort is all caribbeans. Perfect day at cocoa k. They actually have to private coca cay in the bahamas and lab. Not in haiti. They spent a reported two hundred and fifty million dollars developing the features on perfect day such as one hundred and thirty five foot water. Slide one thousand six hundred foot. Zip-line costs there are also restaurants. Cabanas infinity pools so much more it opened in two thousand and nineteen th inc now as a stop on many of the caribbean cruises out of florida. It's definitely the most spectacular of all the cruise line private islands catering of course with resort loving traveler. They attract on board. Royal caribbean do operate across many many areas of the world but they tend to focus mostly on the three popular cruising region. So that's the caribbean mediterranean and alaska. They pose a call. Tend to be big popular ones as they are of course limited in where they can call due to the size of the ships big ships and they are therefore limited and the regions. They operate one of the things they do. Which is great as they sell out of a wide range of local ports. Making access to royal caribbean easier for many people for example. They sell caribbean american attorneys out of boston. Baltimore new jersey lauderdale miami galveston los angeles port canaveral seattle tampa and so on in the mediterranean. They sat out of southampton boss. Alona ravenna which is the port near venice. Did you betcha. And they also off copenhagen and stockholm for the baltic cruises. So royal caribbean is really worth looking at. If you want to cruise the most popular cruising regions visit the major well-trodden ports but a looking for an invocation port. That's kind of close to where you live and is much easier to to get to royal. Caribbean is definitely four. the resort lovers. Their ships are packed. Full of attraction and features that great for families great for multigenerational travel less could for cell travelers. But if you want a busy active energetic cruise line. Royal caribbean is definitely one to consider. I have loads more. Tips travels episodes packed. Full of cruising tips and advice. So why don't you go and enjoy another one of those right now.
MELR0210 #16 - Melrose Place "Lonely Hearts"
"This is a head gum podcast Hello and welcome to another edition of Melrose to anno- are quarantine sideshow. Show here on the. We hate movies. Podcast we're know on Monday. We're GONNA talk about Beverly Hills Nine O. Two One O. And on and on Thursdays which is today GonNa talk about Melrose place we ask you to remain indoors. Put on your sunscreen. Because we're we're going to the sunset strip and we're GonNa get stock told where nearly dead I am joined as always with my good friends. Eric's Iska Hello Christopher cabin boy and Andrew Juban. You just came in their pants out there. Guaranteeing I'll tell you what I'll tell you what I've seen. It's very positive. Fan Reaction To my off greeting for those super fans out there. I'll just throw another Yo fire to IOS in one episode. I don't think it's fucking handle it any more time to build back up man nation needed to heal and I think alfio owing is going to do a totally dude. I'm down Today we are talking about melrose place season one episode eight lonely hearts original air date September. The second nine hundred ninety two were finally in the fall fucking season of Melrose Place. Eight weeks out absolute dude here. We are very kind way to describe what happens in this fucking the lonely. Oh that's what he is. He's lowering our psychotic. Those a lonely hearts in this episode dude are fucking Sandy and Jake There's ours. Might be crossed such a fucking crazy episode. It's nuts the way they treat the situation So there's two there's two storylines I think we'll do a little quiz show the first part last because I want to build up to sandy storyline. We'll do allison's total fucking dud of a car story line. I Yeah I think. That's a great call. Steve and that is a real lemon of a story line. I do WANNA point out the other thing. I love finding stuff with this intro intro theme songs and Intro Montages fascinate me. I did mention a couple of weeks back. I watched fucking twenty five minutes of nine hundred zero intros that one time great Bit here there's a couple of shots of then having a great time it that Johnny Rockets. We've mentioned time to time. I noticed there is one part though of this intro. Where they're at the Johnny rockets at its Michael. Thomas Calabro the actor staring off into space. Like he's so miserable at these Johnny rockets with these people. Like I am of fucking doctor. I cannot believe I'm wife's terrible friends. Michael is one hundred percent. The type of guy who sends back is fries. If they're not hot enough or we crispy enough maybe even and you know what he says cabinets even more condescending because any just goes hey. Would you mind you nuke in these for a few minutes to try to make? He's tried to be a friend with you and I don't need that. Shit thank you. I do think To be fair to Michael he gets four and a half hours off a week So and fucking Johnny Rockets while not ball in. Your wife is a bit of a problem right. Yeah no you're not wrong there steve only at the Johnny rockets or cleaning this fucking pool. I will get you at the sandy sterling but I do want to mention my own. I picked the theme song. It's it's actually kind of a retread. It's still billy on. The street nudge in this ponytail. Guy And oh yeah they just was watching it. And it's such 'cause it's the grainy footage it's the way like you don't believe a single second and Andrew Shue is acting it just. It looks like something out of like. I just watched heat to this has to do with it. Like surveillance footage like are. We're going to wait for and we're going to wait for them. To Nudge. The ponytail swarms warm. We just passed something off to get him. It's a solo it to by it's by. He's buying fake ponytails from that guy. So yeah we start off on this story line. Where Allison is coming home from work? She's got sued all over face. A fucking copied God deb Chimney St Andrews Thing Funny Tales. Oh Nice right. When you tell Tony ponytail would be a phony tale. I think we can make ourselves a what do you call it. They're a corentin business year phony tales quarters. We don't ship allies. Hasn't anybody run to go daddy yet to get Phony Tales DOT COM or DOT Biz. That's probably some massive porn thing. Yeah that's a good point. We're just putting a wrong and it's like well. Here's your porn. Here's the ordered on FACEBOOK DOT com. Hey I check it now right now by the way phony tales dot com. Go Daddy says that it is available. Okay interesting so we just by it and have redirect our website. Phony Tales is available Just so you know that it could be a website for you and it looks like details dot Biz just does not even exist. So we're good guys. Were good salad shows up. Her car broke down the freeway or whatever the Fox you barely gets home. And she's like complaining about it just calling. Oh Man. Betsy was giving me so much trouble at like what the Pepsi all breath some foods reward. Taliban powder what I'll think. Why would you put Beth? E-eh billy hair. So yeah do you want to take back something that I've been complaining about Through this whole shows of our who our correction just as far as my visit the complaint department around Billy moving this computer all over the place because now in this scene he's got it parked right in the front door but he's in the living room he's working. However did you get a look at this desk? It's a grown ass like professional soccer player Andrews Shoe size person sitting at this tiny little kid desk got a little tidy computer. This guy cannot win with this and I was like no no desk for this. This looks terrible. Continued dragging it around the apartment son of a furniture. Baron you gotta play school set like this. It's rebellious act. Like I'm GonNa have terrible furniture. You know that I'm in Your Business Dad. Well how about this? I'M GONNA buy dusk from K. R. K. R. Bad. The computer actually a kid toy. The Monitor the sticker on it to figure I'd want to win a widow. Death police a widow widow widow desk. It's super computer with wondering while my story weren't saving it's like an easy bake oven. Ready my article but the been grade clear qua- also like she's clearly so upset about this car situation he's like while I got that rules out you go and fuck it grocery shopping. Come on man. Yeah because she was like. Oh my God the fucking do all. Tho- growth thirty third. Oh not only. Do you not know where you're going to do about your car. You don't know what we're GONNA do about our dinner either do Alatha. And it's just that's just way too domestic. You know bill you need to the grocery store. You're my roommate. Go to the grocery store. Get your groceries and shut up exactly dude. You can go out on your own throughout the day. Billy and go pick up that bag of cheetos or whatever it is. You're fucking clamoring for So she's like Oh man my car. I've had it forever. Betsy has gotten me through a lot of hard times that enough and get rid of it left. Alison it's the Gogo. Ninety that time for you to get a crippling auto laude and her response to this is excellent. Because she's like billy every time I trust you something terrible happening. She's learning it's great. Yeah exactly you know everytime everytime you touch something you electric electric-shock usually you stop touching it. In most scientific experiments so she decides to go get her own She takes Billy's advice which is terrible. Well not really. I mean this car is a piece of shit. It's time for you. She needs a new car. It's it's La Uber is still a decade off At least you know what I kept thinking during this episode is that Jake is a mechanic. Yeah Oh that's a really good point right. Who never thought of that for Larry's like by the parts and have him do the Labor for because everyone leans. Jake yes sir as well. Because they've got the goods on him. You know what I mean like the smells the cover the screams. No one ever calls one. The Kelly Kelly's the Jewish. He's had sex with everyone. You could always broker sex for mechanic work. I'm sure well I think it's a thing to where they're trying to keep their distance enough interfere too much because he's got tape on all of them dude guaranteed. That's a real sliver situation. Yup exactly right and anytime you step in that bedroom man woman or dog dude you're getting filmed and the problem is is also can never fuck jake like in their bedroom. Because Danny would be. You could not live with billy anymore. He would just be yelling at you. Nonstop cal came close to this. What a couple weeks ago. They did sleep together. And Billy was insufferable comfortable so yeah dude but if it was a full boning then yes. I do think it would be. You'd have to move to another part of La California and We need to talk. Yeah come in here for a second. Sit Down on my plate school that here Plato. Plato would you like decker? I heard about the Boning Alison though the Real Boning Jake a whole lot. I've just got a report here about the back wall all the way to thank you. Better just McCarthy Major Komaleh thin bodies obviously yes really. I'd feel he's breached. The back okay. Ponytail is in the street. That's the move go. That's a signal. He tapped his chest. Believed to be a fast seventies detective type on. Yeah what was the dude? What's his name is James. Skains the guy who played Art Williams was who'd gins up to get him down to the place he was still kick in crossover with NYPD. Blue get Dennis Franz around you put them in a fuck and flower truck or something. I mean can't believe I had to come all the way out to the west coast. Try to catch these rapists. I'm I'm on. The case of male role I mean. Mel Row is a nefarious individual. That much we know Malachi throne has been seemingly in and Jake has got a rap sheet amount along this plays bogged up and down. Yeah I'm looking for named Jake. Hass Gum also known Aka Jake Hanson. Aka. Jake Ken Some Aka Jake Haskins Riverboat Strangler. Verboten you walk into a Deli in this talent and you ask them for a beef sandwich. They don't even know what salad the Fuck Jat. So whatever they go to a used car lot this hilarious looking and sounding character actor who? I Love New John. Del Rag shows up this guy. I don't even look. He doesn't have the trick thing for cigarettes. But it's like how do you get your voice like this also cigarettes? I guess that's fair. I feel like this dude was not far off from getting surgery. Actually I don't know really. How do you want to buy this car? What is beleaguered? He's done. His time is wasted. It is ridiculous. Usually you have all the used car salesman. That's like a bad guy or whatever but this is like the euro. Oh let's auto loads work and she's just like I don't know you're only GonNa give me three hundred dollars for my piece of Shit car. I loved that car. I honestly can't give a shit about fucking car also kind of talk like this scumbag salesman from the simpsons that we always do yes. It was like a real life version of that. He's also I've definitely seen somebody. Please shout out I guarantee you. I know for a fact. He has played a porn theater. Operator in something and I just can't place it. Ooh Door like a workaday flop house. People are fucking upstairs kind of like the the the the guy that's taken tickets a guy who's running the theater and hardcore may very possibly. He's definitely not in the exterminator. Which by the way is a cider order of sleaze on Patriot Dot com slash? We eight movies this past month. You'll find out what a chicken a chicken party or chicken chicken. Yikes well say that. This dude was on an episode of that probably was wrong. You Dr Urkel Ed. That episode of fucking family matters man if you fucking watched any of that show live on. Abc after the third season. You couldn't tell me. It wasn't called her goal. They knew it. I knew it audiences across America knew it. That didn't mean fucking Shit. Wants Steve Urkel came around. Well Steve. You Alpha's telling you this so you could trust so everybody knows they have. Sewer winslow goes to the Porno Theater. So him right there God it. It's Carl winslow. Did you watch minute of Ercole? I only watch. What are you drinking fucking soda at a US Jelly Jars you fucking trash whole family batteries? Wow was it was legit drinking some soda to our drink out of a mason jar. Hey I don't know if this is like can actually pinpoint what the episode is but it says He was on episode of Seinfeld playing manager. Okay yeah that might be it other one. Jerry Kramer go to the Porno cravers bootleg wait here. We Oh fuck no way I had it hang on like on that little I. Oh it's the the not great busboy episode. Okay so maybe he's the the restaurant that stinks hitting the back walls. It is way with a porno. You WanNa Watch. So he's just like hey look. This is the best she. She falls in love with this bread convertible billions of all. You gotTA play heart. Trust Me Alpha by Dow furniture. I don't everything about failed but ship furniture sale than CARSL. Are the exact same. Borough FAMOUSLY. Washed out from fucking felony couches for three days. I know everything about belly. Sleeplessly was down and have been six days. I did sell our couch. Bengal Couch Charlton. Though I am Healthman of the day whatever know. That's kind of her things. She's trying to buy this car but she's like all right. I'm not going to do the trade in this. Guy's REP meal. I'm going to go through a series of comical scenes wherein. I'm trying to sell this car. I of this Old Lady who's like dishes at an airman. I love this. This old ladies greats like all right mind if I just pop the hood here in Allison's like all incredulous about it and the second that this lady opens her up she's just like Yep gotta need a bunch of spark plugs. There that tubes about to burst rest year. Ic- looks like the transmissions going to take that alison. Are you fucking sharing showing this piece of shit to me? My eyes are bad enough. It's insane Sherlock Holmes. Shoot that this lady does here. She's like Oh let me guess came from the Midwest did you. Yes salt on. The roads in the winter slid cars life in half. Oh yeah go packers go away is what I bet. You weren't expecting me a nice unassuming old lady to know everything there is about cars. You wicked little girl. Hannah everyone everybody does. Everybody wants to see on four wheels. Her money at this point absolutely water pumps ready to blow dear so she gets fucking humiliated on the street in front of Melrose Place Dr and then the next thing that comes over as really sweet young girl who you know is a fucking like a McDonald's. Ask kind of uniform. She doesn't have a ton of money. She's obviously new in town she's got. It's only a of days before the riverboat strangler. Anyway Jake's I honor but she's like Oh you know. This is a great car. I have just enough money to pay. What you what you want. Is it okay. Is it going to break down because if it does? I won't be able to fix it. Oh Gosh oh I'm so earnest she's also talking about the color like its Douglas sirk movie. It's like bubble gum blue. It's like faded shit. I couldn't understand the obsession with pointing out. How cool the caller I didn't get it? I don't get it I will say. There's a scene in between these two Scenes of people looking at the car where she and billy go to shooters to discuss the fate of and there's two hilarious things that happened. One is billy as the fucking audacity to say that just because allison has given her car in name. She needs therapy. Got Like you've got problems with the bank. Lifted Al and I'm your nightmare roommate. I'm GonNa tell you all about your problems. You have problems with bad. Obviously you want to have sex with your car. What are you a car? Lesbian might be a car lesbian. Al Assad. Hey Ain't got a real car lesbian over here everybody. Well they're having this conversation though. It was a real laugh out loud moment. They're playing pool and billy breaks. It's not a great break. But then Courtney Thorne Smith fucking with Suharto on her turn and like barely hits the cue ball one ball like kind of gently rolls and the amazing thing is neither of the actors break and they continue the scene as if that was a totally acceptable shot and I. It's incredible the wicked. That happens here. There's also a part where would actually racking up also like just looking at a pool table. Holy Shit I'd love to love to be anywhere near one of. I'd love to be doing terrible at pool in public right now. It takes me an hour to play pool. You see me at the bar and I'm playing pools like well. I'm just not going to even bother because that guy's GonNa be there all day but abilities racks up. Iraq's he takes the triangle off but leaves it on the felt and has to put it away. Dude I noticed that too. It's fucked up asshole. He's so inconsiderate. And everything. Like how stupid are you so earnest girl? And she's like Oh Alison. I would or or miss. I would love to do this. But it's only my meager funds. I don't know if I'd be able to handle it. She's allison you know doesn't have it in her to rip this girl off so she's like no it's actually. The car is actually an enormous piece of shit. Mcdonald's uniform she's wearing this girl is like a burger king. Almost Brown there was a pin with fucking French fries on it. Oh I could use that. Also you get cut to billy. And he looks disgusted that Alison would allow this sale to slip through her fingers. Your heart and right where your water out AL juice about to get ripped off by you? Eddie? A ruined at that will then thanked you crush. Insects thin. Yeah because of your love with their car. Where'd Carla what? Why am I living with you? The Fuck fucking the icing on the cake to end this exchange though with this girl. She's like well. Thanks for your honesty. I guess I'll keep looking and then like you see this actress trying to get on this huge bicycle to fucking go. Hey it's so funny. It only was missing a little like Ding Ding. Like ringing the bell is starts juggling oranges an Jacobs making a note of the making model of that bicycle. This looks like a job for the riverboats straight. Sure Hope. She doesn't take that bike on a riverboat anytime soon. Either date them or kill them. So Allison's like you know what I'm GonNa just give Bakar Way to this to do the trade. And after all what a waste of everyone's time so she goes back to the original dealership. She's about to do the trade in and she's a hold on. This is a bad deal. Look at all this interest I get is a fucking tally. After the he just turns into a budget cigarette. What about this too is Alan like Lee Allison? Learning FOR THE FIRST TIME. Like what a loan means. Yes yes exactly. Wait hold on. I have to pay this but I pay you back more than I took from you. Well that doesn't seem fair to the the world I'll check back dollar you're going to have. Hey what and he goes by the Carlos so potent is because he goes. I've got to tell you the threat car bell day I just. I won't be living with the CAR. She suggests he suggests like Luigi is one of them. It's all Italian. Men Names. Well that's it. He's like he's like. Oh Yeah I don't know how about like Luigi are just step here. I don't know as long as the Talian and masculine and I was like. Okay William Cambone another thing just really quick is this is like basically? The last scene of allison's thread she after deciding to rip off the girl. She's a cleaning out her car before she takes it to the dealership to traded in. And she's telling. Billy all about how like this car and her from so many adventures You know she saved up and bought the car when she's in high school. She loaded up the back seat in the trunk You know when she went to college she was always the DD in college because she was paranoid about a GPA and then The resistance she fucking lost virginity in the backseat. Billy's like war. The back seat right here. War High Stop. Smell the back fate. I thought if I did Smell Mallet. There's ridiculous she's like well. Yeah he's because he's like your cars and she's like yeah. The Guy I was dating at at the time didn't have a car as if it's like this huge thing and the look that Andrews Shoe gives right here is like fucker loser. Also there's a line in this exchange about one of the adventures was a group of Frat. Frat boys lifted this car up onto the administrative steps of the school. Mentos commercials the only does convert only ticket. She ever received. Let's royal was all just high like college. We could do that. I guarantee you the five percent. Reggie we could lift that car then. Toasts Man Toast the FOO fighters video. Right they could do they do. We can do totally also. Reggie fucker in the back of that car. Originally you'd have a car. Jeep Read G. So whatever she actually she looks at the deal and actually sees her beloved betsy on the back of a pickup truck or a tow truck going away obviously the scrap heap. But she's like no. I can't give it up. But billy like well there's other stuff on apathetic didn't even learn anything out before he gets to do the fucking baby thing and eat a big bowl of ice cream. Jesus Christ this scene. Yeah this is the scene of the episode. Wait I'm sorry since when eating a big bowl of ice cream It's not a big melting. Like it's like. He left it out for an hour after he made it. Yeah it was sup- easy soup ice cream. I wish I would eat soup soup Ice Crimen Watch Nassir out to that. Might be the next level of team. I think it is. I think that is specifically when it's even called ice cream soup knows level. He's watching those to shitting his pants. It terror at this one hundred year old Ville. I'm sorry Paul. Fuck to doesn't even know what he's reacting to because it just must be. Autho late night hard movie out. Well here's the thing I would be saying. Holy Shit knows fraught to if I was watching this version which apparently just has a bunch of fake fucking sound effects added to it on top of the score they had like. What does that a score for it? Well I mean I think the idea is that in the world of Melrose Place. German expressionism was a lot shittier. There's downright like fucking scream. That happens once the credits roll. And I'm like do you understand. What a silent film I mean. Maybe there was because it was in public domain for ages like maybe there was a thing where like someone made a score. The sound effects. If that's the case it's just like watching it's a wonderful life in the colorized version. Man Turn it the fuck off or maybe it's dubbed maybe woody Allen after what's up tiger lily dubbed version of dose for the NFL. That's rated thought. I tackled German expressionism mixed. I also stalked and preyed on children. Do The riverboats Strangler careful EEK upson skid. Whatever so this whole scene is basically like it's them. He's eating ice cream. He's scared of what I do. I was a kid if I couldn't sleep. I watch late by HORRIB- over here on television. And she's like billy you think I'm growing up. This is really childish. Move over and she starts eating his ice cream like a number one. Get your own fucking ice cream. He is an enormous couch. And we're not sleeping together. Get to the other side. She kind of has some comment though about lake Billy watched the movie like is on the TV because she's in like you know sleep shorts and whatnot. He's like all along all better view over here in the movie or making with my is our all she is eating. Billy spits soup. Yeah Dude Spoon again. Like that's fucking or what? I am. Sorry you're either soon enough so that's a horrific female car about a fucker bar. Tara Erica or conflict. Whatever you lesbian car or do he's Kyle Chandler and Carol God. What is this car? I want you to get out of my house on this Christmas. That's the end of that terrible story. Line V Go to the actually a storyline. Which is most of the episode? Which is we start with sandy and Rhonda just a couple of gals out on the town hat shopping. Absolutely how did you in? Taking an afternoon at the haberdashery ever bought hats before is what is a hat anyway. Talking about I will say that. I've never explicitly gone hat shopping. I've bought a hat will shopping but I've never left the house specifically to go by the hat. Oh child you put it on Yo. Hey has anyone here. Aside from myself. bought a hat from lids remember lids. Yeah I've ever done this. Yeah those were like in the malls and stuff mainly if not exclusively like sports related hat. Yes you're would have a sports team on it about a New York Rangers lids hat at one I remember. I almost bought a hornets cap just because I liked the logo over. She's a cool logo is did that thirty percent of the reason. The team still exists. That's why I had a fucking Charlotte. Hornets starter jacket. Sixth Grade fucking cared about that basketball team. No there was a cool bug on it wearing sneakers. He does love Hornets. Exactly these murder. Hornets folks obviously Hornet. You've been watching too much letterman. I wish I if I if I was really I could come up with something to say after the setup feel like the the pandemic Like additional terror thing. That's just not going to take off like last week. It was like murder Horn murder. Hornet that it's already fallen off. The radar ideally Earning no more murder Hornets so speaking of Murder Hornets yet hall shows up He's this guy he and it's weird because the episode starts on him walk in like it's like he's fucking Joe Buck. Just walk down the Strip What do you mean? He's walking like Joe Buck that job. I thought you meant like sports like what you basically would walk around the street. Tell you what fuck shows are coming on next coming up next on the sidewalk. We've got the original Johnny rockets here in Los Angeles going to want to stick around for that right after a new season premiere of the Connors the second Taco bell to To pop up in La. He's just a bunch of used gum while I'm stepping in it. Nine o'clock right and the crosswalk tells me I'm able to go here. I'M GONNA make it and hopefully not get caught by the umpire here and coming up next. It's fucking radio shack homeless man taking a shit right on the sidewalk netted stop on sidewalks stories coming up next. Oh look it's a big red hand telling me not to go anywhere out at home here. This is my house. That's coming up next. I'm duck and into the movies for a little while coming up next. I'm taking a hot shower. Please stay here porno movie. So yeah we watch him Find them at the hat stores. They're trying on hats. This guy's a real but his face. Yeah do like he's tall. He's kind of good looking but he's just think oh. That's the thing not good looking. Yeah I think the body is fine but this race you know what it is. You've a lot in common with Sandy You've you've a lot in common with Sandy. You both reject this guy. He's the problem is this is a problem with the episode. Is this just a drip? You know what I mean like. He's not scary as you should be what he has to turn it on. He can't get there. That's the problem because the look I think is perfect. Because it's very unassuming. Yeah I think that's what it's supposed to be like when he initially meets them at the haberdashery you know he's Getting along with them. He's like being with sandy about the hats. This that and the other thing you know. And he secretly like Paul the Loner like when you need him to get into that kind of a head space like he just can't fucking do it trying to show like there's it's like the banality of evil right lane all their psychos out there. That aren't exciting psychos. They're just you know losers that could possibly kill you on this date they go on. He's doing his Sideways I am wind speech. But it's about fucking plants yet and I'm like I just met you must fucker. Was He finds out that he works with plants? She's on no child. Oh Your Child. You lack plan so much. Y'All he's got his hand around dirt all day. I do love this guy. Because he's like an ECO terrorist nature against her. And like does it in these weird grand grand ways. He's sort of like a Batman Villain. He's a male poison ivy. Actually yeah is like a male poison ivy. That's pretty good for all the plants. Ignore him or I should say he's more like the swamp thing villain. Because that's a man. The floor McMahon. Dr Jason Withdrew Hustling. What would you name a male poison ivy? They already did this. Listen I was GONNA say Bark Bark would look out for Barak tonight at nine on Fox catch in the series premiere of the new hit thriller. Bark on Fox. Yup A new hit thriller. I wasn't watching where I was going. Walked right into a tree bark. He talks to plants and they ignore them mark coming up after the crosswalk hit and run. I do this dude is like he offers up like Oh hey how Angelini for dinner Angelini on third kind of crazy. 'cause like she's and here's the thing. This whole thread is about people. Not Respecting Sandy's intelligence absolutely right so like it starts from the jump. Because she's like I don't know Ron are really. Don't give a shit about going out with this guy. Y'All and she's just like no sandy. You have to do it. You have to go out with this guy and then like she tries to be like. Oh well Rhonda were busy tonight. Aren't we all and she's just like oh. I don't give a Shit Sandy. I'm not doing anything clear schedule for the bark killer it is a thing where like because of course. Rhonda is so desperate for Dick. She just wants everyone around her to be fucking so she could smell it. Yeah she even says something about like You know give me the details like I got a fucking vicariously masturbate for. You're gonNA fucking date later. You're good looking do it. So they go on this date like they said the Ad Angelini and he's is wearing this fucking huge suit jacket by the way. This fucking David Byrne size. I mean. It's like nineties dude. I know dude. It's really awful. Like menswear in the nineties was really bad but like this is like it really hammers home. How I feel about this dude which is like you know. He's just he's got such a youthful face like you still got like a little teenager face almost sure. So it's weird that he's on a date with a grown woman anyway so on top of all that. He's wearing this huge jacket and I was just like this is a little kid. Maybe on the shoulders of another little kid inside of this fucking coat. I should a dumb kid like a very stupid kid. Like I wasn't stupid but I think he just has a stupid look to him it. It's a bit vacant. So it's coming up next on Fox Chris. Cabin presents throwing stones. Just joking talks. Is He gonNa Bandon Warehouse District kind of thing? I don't care which fucking glasshouse I'm in so They're on this date. It's not going terribly well He does he's like yeah just moved here much like most people are. I don't know what I'm doing with my life. I'm like wait for that but you got to win that. Also the thing that they do on movies and television a lot when you want to really hammer home you guys. This is going to be a bad day. He's like Oh Hayes. So do you like red wine? And she's like no Chad. I actually like ooh I wine and the guys like old white wine. Okay I think we can work this out do yeah. That's fine and I'm like hey guys. Three words by the glass also more words. Let's see what we're ordering? I mean that's Yup good call Steve Aiding yet. We cannot pick the wine. I know. Sense He he reveals that he works at a nursery and he loves plants and she's like. Wow that's really boren child no. This is a bad date. Yeah I'm just GonNa go and he's like well. I could just take your home and she's like well now. We took certain cars remembers a will. I follow you and that's right does air. You know what that is. That's okay cool. You know my addresses one two three four police station at that point you have to slashes tires in your car and go exactly the only option. I'm sorry or let them down here because she does when for some reason in the fucking plaza in the in the Veranda Melrose Place. Whatever the fuck you want to call this a grotto. The the pool area. I'm just put them down here. It'd be like hey look. This didn't really work out. I really don't feel comfortable with knowing my address for literally no reason. I'm also not going to give you a hand job. Really clear about that right now and jobs off the table and then needs to be spelled out. I feel this guy's just to dance like he didn't. He can't pick up on a hint and he says well you know just like they've taught me on it hit show urkel persisting keep coming on wearing her. There is another fucking terror. I mean it is like back to back to back. Toback terror lines here because she's like a separate cars remember and he says that's okay. I'll follow Ya. Yikes enough right there. G in her headed up point is like Douche to which he responds with. You didn't think I'd let you get away that he's at this point. I'm like you know what I'm GonNa call any of my mail. I'm GonNa Call Matt Good Old Fuck and Saint Matt to come and tell this guy to leave me alone like immediately. Wasn't Matt Watching Jake in the bushes. He he drops her off in the in the air and like he does he kiss her here because we're on the cheek or her after being like all. Let me walk you to George. She's like no that's cool and he goes no which is yours. Yes exactly also. That's when you're like my apartment is right here where my boyfriend roommate when everyone call. Jake is sitting Assad. So what's your vision? We should mention that. Rhonda's gone to Houston on an aerobics conference. Just yet she will be okay but that that heightens the danger of the scenario. 'cause she's got no one. What's your instagram handle? Is just your first name underscore last name or is there something like I don't know I hate when people don't have easy to find instagram? I mean do you have your blood type. Like readily available. Saw Me to look at. You're not private area. Oh do what kind of porn do you? So she like. Lots of downsized listen. Y'All my lap is really complicated right now and I can't do anything with you because you'll grow son and in Sandy's defense right here There is nothing that could be Misconstrued as like dude. I'm not up for dating right now. Thanks for dinner. Oh you've kissed me. That's great I'm going to end this right now. Sorry CIA. I don't date Children Jatin and then he leaves a jake from the shadows and he's like well. That was awkward. God can this won't get your break. It's insane he starts at the first way he makes himself known to hers goes. Well well well I am. The last thing. Want to hear he finishes up. His belt. Zips UP. I'm just out here. Listen to the grasshoppers like it's it's it's totally cool to be on your in your outdoor area. Just kinda chilling out having a beer buyer self in the dark not making your presents. No not having like a book with you. Maybe a radio little to me sounds bad. I'm kind of down with dude. I mean I've done something similar on my balcony although out there I don't have to make my presence known one of which is the key difference but also it's watcher help her. It's not like the two of them are alone though because Rhonda fucking standing at the top of the stairs watching the whole thing go down to your classic bodos place problem you cannot fuck it go on a date without these goblets getting involved you cannot growth and sandy finally just calls it for what it is. She's like Gosh Chad. I'm living in appealed in four years was like Yep. That's melrose place. So then the next day they're having your classic Melrose Place Afternoon Barbecue Pool Party thing and Oh policy there and I guess Sandy. Sandy turned to get the fucking hot dog buns which seems like a some sort of a weird story. I don't know what that's about. I was GONNA trade your out buttoned duties in the wanted. A whole episode about Bun duty sending. Yeah she said it took a while because they were looking for specifically whole wheat bun so I imagine do a few stores. Yeah what kind of psychopaths. What whole wheat buns? That's a great question dude. Man Health food ship gets chip SIPOS bigger at the store looking at potato bread. I had to drop to Las Vegas for holy taken me four and a half hours child. Maybe she had a public freak out in a grocery store over bonds like Steve Martin Father of the bride when he fucking who loses his mind about the ratio of the number of hot dogs and a packet. Too Hot dog buns and a packet. And why can't they be the same great question? Passed down through the ages. Still no answer. the tall scam dude. So police there. He's got flowers for her. And everyone's like you know cool guy. Paul Oh Paul if somebody in this situation especially if you're Jake Endo Rhonda you have to be running especially around has to run interference and be like Hayes. Sandy home is like no. Could you leave a message? I could wait for no. You can't is not. This is not okay but instead it's got to be like I don't know he's cute and this this is what like the fucking Hornets Nest Jane and Rhonda Show Up and they're like I don't think he's really you've cut. Give him a chance. What are you what is your shit? Don't up that guy's Dick Right now. Dow Suck it right now. Everyone says that it's Chrissy everybody's like what? Why aren't you sucking his Dick? Here's here's the thing. Here's the thing. No one deserves a chance from anyone agree. You know what I mean like you like. Here's the thing. First Impressions are a huge deal. If after I date someone is like you know what this didn't vibe. Life's too short bucket. No friend of that person should be like. I don't know maybe you should give him a second date. You never gave him a chance. Fuck that Shit and just making now usually break up with this person even more than you already. Have you know what I mean? That's awkward. He's now friends with your friends. He's at the fucking Pool Party and yeah so she's just like on and she walks again like she's doing all the right things she's like. Yeah thanks and he's from the looks of it you'll life doesn't look too complicated at all. She's like yeah. I was just trying to be nice like I literally do. Not like you child so this is going to be our last interaction. Whoa look I got all these letters of recommendation from your friend Jason. Pretty to hear maktel it. We're a perfect match. My God quoted the most handsome man. He's met in some time at some point like he delivers like some free trees to the Halfway House that networks at Dinner Lisa elevates his status between the circle of friends to such a degree. That's a little much. He like she. She's at shooter. She's working and maybe the the the beginning of is the Alison and Billy poolside. We zoom out. And here's the here's Sandy working and Rhonda and Matt and Paul Come in and Matt's like Oh man anything this guy needs. It's on Matt because Dude. He helped out halfway house so very much. This exchanges fucking hilarious because yeah they come in and mad is like this is drinking on me all night or whatever it is and like. There's like half a beat and Rhonda's like Hey Matt don't you have to drive to the airport? He's like Oh yeah never mind. I guess I'll get all of those beers another. Thanks for this one hundred dollars worth of trees goodbye. This all happens by the way after the F- The first real Mussa first of all showing up at the Pool Party. That's creepy fine but at least it was like in this in the light of day. You know there's other people around. I guess whatever compared to sandy wakes up opens the apartment door to like look out onto the what's called the quad. The common area and this dude has fucking. She says she mentally from South Carolina by the way we finally get Sandy's from South Carolina and he's at visit dinner and he's like oh. Native plants include the following so then she wakes up and there is the pool covered in all of these like water lilies. Or whatever ahead I gotTa tell you. This dude sucks however making Michael's life a living hell to clean out this fucking pool. A number one move. Buddy can't believe that this was thought to be like a romantic gesture. Oh he'll take all these lily pads and then kill them. In the chlorine see I think that's a misreading. I think this is an offering to Malachi throne four sandy's heart Because Malachi throne is banished to the pool and can make all deeds done black magic. We didn't see the ceremony to Moloch. Implants Malachi I beg of you a great. He's like he's like you thought you knew everything about me. Well you're wrong a with ballot guy thrown in this very pool child. You didn't. You didn't do the incantation did I already? Child upstanding inside the circles saw may look like a toothless donkey but Shea win love. Oh man it was. Wow it would bump this episode up. If like Jake in her like move her bed and underneath a Pentagram yes. We were only like a month or so off-duty could have been the fucking. Halloween is so But also I love Michael's Jeez jade now. I'm not going to be able to make a shift at the hospital. That kids could die. It's kind of odd that I do both of these right that. I both work at a hospital and clean pools all the time. You know what this means. I'M GONNA have to mop up some baby blood. Later guys always answers so yes. They're at the Bar And he's like and she she really lets him have it here. Hey the water. Lilies were fucking creepy. Be You cannot just show them a place business. And he's like I like you get you your friends really think we'd be great together all this shit she's like. I don't give a fuck about these ugly people. I'm narrows place alright. So he walks he she kind of storms off and then here comes jake. Who PULLS JAKE? He knows exactly Jacob. There's another fucking Trayvon beers that he just grabs to one for him and one for Paul and he's like hey man don't worry she's Kinda stuck up or whatever he says it's something to that effect it's kind of Shitty. And then he's like he's like oh she will she'll come along in time she'll come around to me. There's kind of a great delivery from grant show radio areas like well Paul. I wouldn't count on it really her friend and she's already like complained to jake a couple of times about how uncomfortable this guy makes her and the he's jacobs seeing the water lilies. I'm sure he's heard about it from Michael at this point. You got to be like this is when you're here you're like hey man listen. I have the deaths. I have the death sentence on three systems. Not leave my fucking friend alone. There's GonNa be trouble you know what I mean look I i. I've never been a cool but I'm not a cool muscle bound motorcycle guy. That's that's the thing I've always wanted to do. Hey Paul do you Do you like your boss. Do you like your balls exactly where they are. All usually kill men but for you. I'll make an exception. But he he doesn't quite yet take her serious so exact and it's the same bullshit like listen. I know this girl's crazy. You don't want to be involved with the crazy girl. How do ya? You know it's not like. Hey Dude Volkov and then sandy at the end of the CNN is just like why? I thought you would give some understanding. Jake your real jerk and he goes. Yeah Sorry Wrong. Gender and leaves the Bar without paying for any of the Beers. He stole absolutely. I think it's a thing about Like I thought I could turn to you for some compassion child wrong gender dot dot I R- dynamic dudes. The next thing is was coming up at nine o'clock up next the season for mayor of Aaron Spelling's and Sitcom dudes. I want to say before we move on. She works at shooters until closing counteract. We see shooter signed turn off of. That's right yes she goes home and but there's a fuck it. I just pointed out. Steve there is a fucking dude playing her co worker. Randy the bar managers shooters or whatever this dude. There's nothing phony about this ponytail. You fucking see this thing. It's amazing fucking crazy. This dude ruled. I missed him back. You locked the gate at shooters and even it's I feel like he might not be credited because I'm sure it was an APR our line. 'cause it's like it's her in this dude and he locks the door to shooters. I just hear bad eighty are like well good night sandy. Yeah Yeah it's me welcome shooters. I'm shooter Park. That would be awesome. There should be a shooter but so yeah it's Kinda creepy like. She's walking home somebody behind her. Is it him is it not. We never find out. Sandy's Inter fucking second horror movie in a week. Then she goes home. She's a trillion messages on her phone. She's on her answering machine. Like hey babe just thinking about you. Hey Babe how about them? Waterless Hebei didn't used to have a southern accent. Hey Babe like two oh six. Am Eleven am to twenty one. An it's like come on man. Hey babe been stabbing these mannequins putting Listrik on the Mir just about you babe and she brings it to Michael and Jane and Jake for a little bit of compassion. And she's like. Oh my God. I'm really schedule and Rhonda's out of the House and Michael's just some women. I'm sure would find this a little. Flattering and it's like. What are you talking spouse just flirt? I can't believe it I was like dude. How did you ever get Jane to fucking date? You let alone Mary. You did this same thing. I think all two. Am To six to eleven to twenty one. Finally Jane you know. Let down our guard. Hey Babe ticket about your funky evening wear again. Michael from the bar. Want to be. Dr WanNa be Superintendent. You know that guy got a lot of dreams so you babe. Even Jane is just like I don't know you guys this pretty creepy for a while. I was getting I also receiving obscene phone calls. Michael Week would and she's like. Yeah just some guy who call all the time jerk off was really weird but I learned. I read this article where you blow whistle the receiver and that gets rid of how putting cinnamon on the floor for ads goes. Well it's insane. It's insane all around shorts. Really crazy is how she mentions that this happened throws in the detail of somehow this man calling making the obscene messages knew exactly when Michael was at the hospital and that's not investigated at yes. Exactly that line is like water off a duck's back and I was like. How are you letting this go by? Michael Jake's Jacksonville. Yeah of course. It fucking guts whistle trick hate that one him or billy all. It's either someone disguising the voice that's definitely billing you're right about the jerk off stuff. Paul is definitely masturbating. When he's calling to order go. Yeah that's the only thing you could be doing. So she she storms out of the apartment after everyone gives their shit except for Jane And then like Jake. Come on Sandy. Wh UHF said remember Jake wrong. Gender Talk to you later. Sweet child more messages sort of start to pump. What's the next movement here? Because basically she goes to the COM- every part of the whole episode. She comes back. She goes back A. It's perfect reason why you should live at melrose place. It's early in the morning. And Billion Jake or talking about you know Oh. Why don't you like Sandy's Oh you know we're just two ships in the night or whatever the fuck and then sandy shows up at Jackson. Hey Sandy pretty early for you and I'm like fuck off what's that. What's that a walk? Shame I smell over there so you know I was at the fucking police station. And he's like Lemme guess they said without him making a concrete threat. They can't do anything that's what we call them. The BIZ. What what gets US away. Yeah he's like he's like fucking Ben Maher man and she actually mentioned like Oh. You've been stalking many. Let me guess within the first twenty four hours they can only take some of your audio recordings and they they can only use it in in a court of law unless you wide with physical harm am I right. Let me guess nothing. You actually left nothing. He actually left on any of those messages specifically threatening right right just calling you late. That was their big problem. Was it was too late for you so she you know she's like a called. They can't do anything specific threat. Yeah and he's a guy now and he's and this is what he kind of finally comes to her side is a. Why don't you tell me I would? I would drove you to the police station what to get arrested kind of rules of. I appreciate that as this episode goes on whenever like Paul is like is a summoned in some way like they nightmare on elm street music starts playing. It's got like a really like icy like stabby sound to it. It definitely does because they know it's the second week in a row we're making a horror movie on Melrose place and you know She gets really freaked out. Jake's like this is like inside inside of her house of the windows. He walks to walk from shooters. That's going to happen. That's all I believe you. I'm not gonNA leave you alone You know walk into work and I'll come pick you up or whatever and they go the drop off and he's like all right. Let me just. I'll go in the apartment. You know. And they walk and she notices that the windows open and you know Jake goes around investigating the the rest of the apartment to see if the dude is still bear and this is where he opens the fucking bedroom and her entire bed is just covered in flour. That's right that's the second part of the offering you see where to go. This looks like the work of Bark as they're fucking freaked out about it. This dude calls again and he starts leaving this message. And he's like he's like. Oh Yeah I bet. You're happy with whatever the flowers worries. I tried to make it so that it was year sent mixed with the flower. Fit that the panic situation. He's full Philip Seymour. Hoffman and happiness talking about her fucking like hot body rolling around in flowers. Whose what is it all way and this is our jake picks up the phone and listen you fucking son of a bitch and the guy's like Oh so Jacob decides he's got to go down to that no serie and fix 'em before he leaves his apartment. He puts her in his apartment. He's like listen to your apartment. Let's go to mine. And then before he leaves. He crosses out as sixteen days without a any and he put zero on it. Yup I always knew I'd be back to zero big sign in the middle of his living room x amount of days without a B. E. So he goes by the nursery is. It's the middle of the night. He jumps the fence and he hadn't what's his face is. Paul is on the phone again to this lady. Just like switch do and Babe. What's IT GONNA be like when we're buck in or whatever you say this guy needed to be in a little bit more of a precarious situation sitting at this desk in the dark? You couldn't just have his dick out on on in this air. Noble but maybe he's wearing a bathrobe or some coming up Bonn Fox on melrose place. Full frontal nudity right after the astro game. Spenc- that one coming special guests are Cindy Crawford on this week's new episode of Dude. Aaron Spelling Dude. What would the dudes they met? City law all their sunglasses fall off their heads. Time I wo- I duNno dudes. Guess he's got four tickets to the Cyndi lauper concert so again. It's just it's just. It's this actor doesn't really do it here. He's just like you leave me alone jake. You don't know what's going on. Jake beats the shit out of him really quick. Does he get a shot on Jacobs later? Jake is a black guy. I miss that. I don't know what that's supposed to be. I noticed the same things he does the truth. There's like a little bit of like a an altercation but it's very quick and swift and Jake just punches. This guy in the stomach punches him in the stomach and the face because if you come near Sandy again I'll kill you right right right. Yeah and again. I don't like killing man but I will do it unless Iraq significantly less aerobic but I will do it. Not exactly my ammo. I probably wouldn't leave a calling card if I did kill. Yeah we're on vacation and riverboats strangler here each killed a man a man named Paul at all. We got to go and we're really. We're really confused here because The bitch of it is this murder definitely did not take place on a riverboat line. One ugly as sin wine to stabbed in the heart so the next day. Jake is there. Jake's Place Sandy sleeps over. They have a moment of like. Why didn't it work between us? Y'All and he's like obviously I'm not someone that's monogamous. Figure it out exactly I like put my Dick in all sorts of places she J it. Just it's never gonNA work is it? And here's the other thing An a lesson for billy from last week. Because here's Jake. He's in the situation where it's very important to him. That no funny business goes down just trying to look after sandy and whatever and they both decide to go to sleep. There's jake laying in this bed fucking shirt APP dungarees still on his body. That's the move that's how you do. You let the signal no that this. Nothing's happening not billy in last week's episode lane and that fucking foldout couch with his fucking balls hanging out next next scene. Sandy is making breakfast. She's like Oh it's so weird I'm I'm making you a cow heart you've got so many cow Riggio cowards. Hey y'all that's why omelettes are the best thing to cook because you can put whatever you want in peppers on you hair. You had a bunch of hair. I was looking for work but I just found this one. One draw full DIS that Takagi. He go y'all it's Cheddar and A. Hey whatever the cops come. And they're like Oh we know where to go and rose place you say oh yet jake apartment. One a. They put out in the game. Jake Hanson is that your legal name. He's Christ. He goes down to the station house. hilarious sorry. Steve Areas Bit of Star of the show Hunk celebrity person to background actor. Real looking person grant show is so tiny compared to these two cops you get this fucking height of. Oh it's for real. Both of these cops have at least a foot on this guy. It is quite hysterical. I I was surprised. We didn't get a nice to see you again yet. Although I the one dude I was looking at up and I don't remember the character from watching the show or anything but the one guy. There's two cops there's a white guy and a black black actor returns as the same. I don't know if it's this same coppin but the guy plays a cop that comes back repeatedly on Melrose Park Melrose. Lapd has a squad. Just just for Jake. Jake's covered up next on new successful spin off of Aaron Spelling's Dudes Jake squad I mostly Jewish Statutory rape both beyond just nonstop That's about it though up after the LDS playoff game. Jake squad God. He's going after high school girls now but I wish you pull. The Newman is lit a cigarette. Like what took you say man? That's rocket Wayne Knight deliver on that seinfeld episode. He's one of the funniest lines and Sitcom television. It's fantastic So he you know. That's and San Jose enough is enough. I'm sick of this fucking bullshit. I'M GONNA take this in my own hands. She goes to the nursery. It's him and his. It's Paul and his boss and the like. Oh these are really good flowers. You Paul's boss. Why Sim well? Do you know. He's a Sacco Pathak a woman's well no I did not. It's Kinda crazy because like the conversation move. Maybe like five feet away from this woman. Had I'd be I'd be like no. No no no no. I'm going to hear the rest of this because there's a really good shot that this dude is going to be fired in less than two minutes Yeah exactly but you didn't know that she just you know she she. She really tells him like listen. This is bullshit. You know you're a psychopath. You don't respect me or my wants. It's all about you think of me. You want the idea of me right. He has he starts freaking out right here again. Which again like I said. Like the ladies five feet away. This dude's definitely fighting for sure but he freaks out again and dude like Paul. I understand that in your head you think all you want. Is this grand romance but lines like the following. Do not separate you from dudes who put ladies in basements. When you yell things like I couldn't let you get away good. God He's creepy and she's just like her his boss is like well I'll give him up. Nope that's it. That was it that was the last Straw. Yep Yep oh. He's a collector. Got It okay. So yeah she. She read them the riot. Actually listen. You have to leave me alone and you needed the charges against Jake. He was just trying to protect me from you. You Maniac. And he's like it's so hard to be the woman in the nineties and it's like okay. Well he's got this whole. I'm from a small town like you and small towns people talk to each other in La. Don't it's like yeah my fucker that swipes move cities for the anonymity. I don't need people up my fucking Bunghole. Twenty four hours a day knowing every fucking date I went. I bet you. The boss was like fine with it until like saying it was like and then you left that big offering thousands of. Oh that wasn't for the orphanage wall. That's where all those water lilies. When will that some mystery saw wait? Hold on you. You delivered six trees to a halfway house by by you know my policy about donating to halfway houses. Have you been shoving trees in your pocket? He's GonNa treat let strapped to his back out now. He's got his jacket over. It stuck out from under the coat put. Oh me and my Don't worry about it boss. My friend here going out drinking. He's dragging a tree at a trench. I could swear that to spruce okay. Not a whole bengals soil on the pack spruce. This my friend Bruce. You've but so yes she. She read them the riot act and like he's like well. I guess you're right. I should actively stock you and that's kind of it. She kind of comes back Jacobs been released from custody and it's the J. Speaking of x amount of days since he had be any. It's been three days since he said they dropped the charges that his catchphrase season one is. Don't worry about a gang. They dropped the charges. I really really love I I'm always on Xtra alert with shows like this. There is a a woman. I don't think it's the same waitress that jake steals from earlier in the episode. There's another waitress. Who's coming up to like drop some empties off at the bar like Wall Jacobs talking to sandy and I don't know what was going on during the steak but this woman looks like she seconds away from throwing up that she puts the tray of bottles down like oh I know the feeling there is also a great thing. Paul's last lines so sandy's walking away from him at the at the fucking nursery and he calls after her and she rightfully does not turn around. That was awesome. She just keep walking away and then this show tries to like sort of de Villain. Is this guy at the end here. Yes he just whispers. He's like I'm sorry. Fuck you dude cooking hit by a car and he does not and that's of a you know she she he she dropped the charges. Jake and all all's well that ends well and like he's like you know Jason I'm GonNa Walk you back from work tonight and she's like you don't have to. The threat is over. Child is a what if I want to? Its own rules you anyway. Install new toilet cam and I might as well walk you back home and do it quickly. Yeah he might as well be your escort. He's drinking for free every fucking night every fucking night with this guy so that is our episode on lonely hearts here. This is the end of another week of Melrose to know what you missed on the Patriot and feed this week. We dropped episode on the ring Governments he's good movie where continuing to doing a bad movies because we also did a dead man's chest with Chelsea Japan which is an amazing episode. And we've got a ton more patriots stuff coming for you. We've got an a group. Glossary on a merion pig guard. That's right we got an ad coming up on the jetsons. Oh Yeah and then The nexus we'll be talking some star Trek. I don't have the episodes in front of me and speaking of Skis E. L. A. Nonsense Eric Cisco we brought back inside order. Sleaze during the Corentin. 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Is Chocolate Technically Candy?
"I. Ramble. Pounds of it on Halloween you get it squirted near Mocha you gift it to your romantic partner. Everyone loves chocolate but there's one question burning up our brains is chocolate candy. This is a hot dog is a sandwich. Smoothing yeah. But I see my cereal. So what makes no? A hot guard. Welcome to our podcast hotdogs a sandwich. Why am I going baseball announcer jazz debate outside welcome to our podcast hotdogs the sandwich, the show re breakdown the world's biggest food debates. I'm your host Josh share and I'm your host Nicole Hindi's Awda and today we're talking is chocolate candy. Oh, my gosh. This is this is a toughie. This is one that I had never really thought about. It I think it's a bit of a tough. This we've been suggested a lot from people. We got this in our INSTAGRAM DMZ a few times. I've done a lot of weird things instagram DM's but this was one of the lesser ones that I thought was really good talk about but Nicole, you worked in a chocolate shop. Yes. Identify one. Was it a Candy Shopper Chocolate Shop? Okay. It was definitely a chocolate shop, but we also had confections. I would say the answer of as chocolate candy is no, it's not. Well I. Mean You know what? I'M GONNA say. You know what I'm GonNa do the classes and the seventeen th century. Oh far before. Nicole the roots of chocolate go back thousands of years dating back the no Watson Aztec word chocolat still referring to the bitter drink that was made with the Cacao beans those reserved only for kings visiting conquistadors, visiting punky stores. He's the conquering conquistadors what that was a way to wash history. The conquering conquistadors were gifted show clouds'll, and they said that it actually had an intoxicating, almost a mollifying effect on their nerves. Chocolate candy though no, it's not. SNIGGERS. Is it a candy bar or chocolate bar? Chocolate Bar Candy Bar. It's a chocolate bar like when you give you give out candy on Halloween. Right? You give out things. Like yeah. You can put it under the umbrella for like kids again like I just don't think you can have your down your nomenclature for the. Cares about kids. I always dumbed down my nomenclature for children. Are you kidding teach like children's cooking class? Did and it was quite fun and I loved it very much. He's still. Even when you start working here, you you'd like moonlight on the weekends. Yeah. My favorite thing was one time I was teaching. tacos, tamales clause, and some kid just went elbows deep into the Masa just punch in like, hey, Nicole and like, and then he would just lift his hand up and it was just covered in Moss to throw ten Paula that away. That's why I don't like kids because you know that his hand was not clean children's okay. Yeah. I would actually teach truffle rolling classes to kids to back like when I was like twenty, twenty, one to. Make Candy no make. Okay what about Josh? What about chocolate flavored candies like tootsie rolls like Taffy, what about that to me boy does that have actual chocolate in it because? This is not dissimilar from the is a hotdog sandwich debate in the sense that hot dog both refers to the meat tube as well as the finished dish inside the Bun. That was the thing when when Alton Brown and for some reason took like an entire day troll and Brown on twitter because I would like him to be on the podcast but he likes me anymore all brown wheel. Love me like him. He likes me. He doesn't know me how can you not like someone? You don't know. Yeah that's fair. Maybe. It's just my low self esteem. I think so too. I Love Alton. Brown. But anyways, he he tweeted like, of course, a hotdog Sandwich Sodas tweeted a picture of a naked hotdog Adam and it was telling me this sandwich because I mean it is reasonably referred to as odd Duggan's chocolate literally like you know a plan I mean, you can call the. But you're talking about raw unprocessed chocolate that's still chocolate. But then you kind of switch that so far over to like a Tutsi roll, which likely has at least a little bit of real chocolate in it and not just a fake flavor extracts. I assume at least so that you know is that a chocolate is Linda truffle eight chocolate that has made with unprocessed chocolate. Those are two distinct different things when you say the word chocolate referring to like multiple different steps within the process. Sure. Yes. So a lot of people don't do okay as a kid I, remember rummaging around the house looking for sweets because adults sweet tooth and really And I saw her. She's like unprocessed cocoa unsweetened blind what you did uh-huh and I was like Oh. My God I know what chocolate is this has chocolate. This must be a sweet delicious powder chocolate I`Ma put in my mouth and I took a huge spoonful of just dark baking cocoa and. Yeah just spit all over because we referred to chocolate like you know Hershey's kisses chocolate brand. It's a brand. Yeah. But there's actually a a tiktok trend where parents are feeding their children cocoa and then they're like chocolate chocolate and then the. Man He suck. Any fame. tiktok deeply troubling to me have you ever seen the one where they have the water bottle and they like shake it on the kid know God Dude. There's a weird like I am line of slightly parenting on tiptop like there's a lot of reasons to be uncomfortable about TIKTOK. There's certainly a lot of young people dancing and provocative lay? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. that just come up on your feed randomly. I. Deleted Tiktok six months ago from a health we have like a professional. Usually. You know roll through it. Might bring can't handle like all of the information that does like Nelly. Just a video of apparent feeding a child like ghost pepper. Infants that's that's I in in. He was like I didn't actually if you didn't go separate was a joke but it was like I don't know man like it looked pretty real in kids started crying like, yeah that's very strange. So yeah this weird like even the Jimmy Kimmel segment of taking the the candy away from the kids. Yeah. It's just like I. Don't know do you want like intentionally God's distress to children you I. Don't know I feel like children need to experience like levels of happiness and sadness and stuff like yeah but you shouldn't. Candy, you should ardal artificially inflate those kids levels of happiness and sadness on your whims especially for Jimmy Kimmel doctor. I don't know anything about that but I do know about chocolate and candy and chocolate or two very different. Let's get back to parenting. Longest fear is that I'm just GONNA irrevocably screw it up you might by having the best intentions. then. But then they're like he he didn't take any my candy away and I never got on. Kimmel. Now messed up and I wrote a book about it flaming my parents. anyways. The plan is I think now chocolate has come so far that when you refer to the idea of chocolate, you were referring to a sweetened bar even like the webster dictionary definition of chocolate says like most likely Sweden's I. Think you're referring to the process product, a Hershey Bar Olinda truffle. Dublin's that we got in the office. Do you know that? My mom takes a bag of them, the milk chocolate ones and puts them in the freezer and every now, and then I go and I take one and then in it's really cold and then I read the little note that says you deserve this I'm rolling up in a ball you deserve. Vaughn I thought over the balcony. That was just a long way to say that you you casually litter. Often. It's okay. It's pretty it's blue. Have you ever had. I've always wanted to try the original as take drink shock lots. There's a place that called Choco. Vivo that does ceremonial chocolate. covered. They do ceremonial chocolate drinking experiences we used to do stuff. The I used to work at. We used to do ceremonial chocolate stuff to sometimes very weird like the really fetish is chocolate like this like amazing like supernatural like this an and it is, but I feel like people like coop that nine. It's like God. There's like a lot of white dude slinging Macho Macho not. Sure especially like using the term ceremonial Grade Macho and whatnot. Yeah. and I have been to an actual macho tea ceremony. It was Beverly Hills. Tempera. Endo. I got a free meal there and. Tell me your knees a longtime ago. Boss I. It was I would not accept many free meals unless something I wanted which, yeah. Wow. What a moral hero I didn't do a thing unless I really wanted to but it was like a three hundred fifty dollars tempera tasting. Have you been no I'm not. I'm not three hundred and fifty dollars on ten I'm sorry it was really cool. Do they swish it in the temporary and then the chef would hand it to you league and just plucking this like truffles. Stuff's temporary SCALLOPS as dudes hands they've like the using salt and all that they didn't a ceremony, but there's a coffee shop. In Boyle. Heights. That is trying to make the shock law till as accurately as possible. That's also did asset as including with the Agua meal like the natural sweetener. That's awesome. That's really cool and it's funny because. Now you know people think of chocolate as a European thing right Swiss chocolate, French chocolate all this. That's incorrect. It is yeah. I mean that's stuff was all just like colonize. That becomes kind of like main frame of reference right now in especially when we're talking about candy making and chocolate Tyrian and all that stuff like you think the French tradition which the chocolate making candy making are two very, very distinct skillset. Yeah. Like I'm I'm not going to put a truffle. A Beautiful Krug Champagne truffle does sit and beautiful ninety percent cocoa with a gummy worm and these the same. I'm not gonNA say that, but they do have similarities in a way. Because they're fortified with sugar therefore sugar but also the way that I think you eat them as like a treat like it's not a meal because if you look at like like Patisserie, Ray like sure serie like that, that can be eaten as a snack whatever. But that is like a very, very common breakfast all across the also all across like Mexico, you look like Cohn China's and all that. Handles says so you know. Pastry. Making is. A, lot to do with an actual meal whereas I think Kanye making and chocolate tearing which I consider like part of the same thing they're just little like little treats right there. Literally like confections. Confections lollies but they're different. There's so much like artisanal knowledge that you have to have to be able to create like gummy candies and like confections, and then on the flip side the same chocolate like have you ever tempered chocolate it's the worst experience in the world. Save us. It's the worst if you don't know how to. Okay. Tempering chocolate is on a headache like it's all. Chocolate actually do. So it creates a really beautiful snap and texture whenever you coat it with something. So you like take it to Sir to a certain degree, and then you bring it down and then you bring it back up and then you like Swish, it about like on a on like a surface I haven't done it in a long time as you can tell but it like really helps make this beautiful like snappy shiny chocolate are made a chocolate covered baseball cap wants what's a baseball cap baseball up a hat? Yeah. Do you call it a baseball? Hat are all had. This is a hotdog sandwich I'm living with this baseball CAP. It's like a hat with a brim on outback steakhouse giving. Shadow to the the outback steakhouse and we made a blooming onion cheeseburger yet I. Tiktok and then outback semi a hat and some other stuff we do do the outback. Get a good day mates. I look I get it. Buying eggs at the grocery store can be super confusing. You got your brown eggs the way think sa blue eggs one time cage, free free range all that but I will tell you the only exit we buy the mythical kitchen. This is absolutely true are vital farms they just tastes so much better the living conditions for their heads or so much better get these bright orange yolks. They are absolutely delicious in vital farms pasteurized eggs are better than cage free because they're bullshit free cage free hens spend their entire lives indoors with only one square foot of space to move around in and. That is some bullshit pasteurized hens roam free outside in one hundred, eight square feet a sunny space per hen pastor, raise ten, spend their days doing the things hens love to do the room and the green grass breathing the fresh air their foraging for food things. I wish I was doing right now instead of being locked in this podcast studio, vital farms curtains have a farm named printed on the side of the carton reconsider three, hundred, sixty degree video the actual farm, your eggs game from head to vital farms, DOT COM to learn more about what it means to be bullshit free and see where you're come from. What about Caramel? Caramel candy, of course or. Here's another here's another. Another brain buster for you when you refer to something as a candy, I think it's like. A Finnish dish. In. A way a candidate has a sense of completion to it as in like a chocolate chip candy. No. But as a Hershey's kisses candy know why the chocolate the okay is is this is a racist company candy. A. Little. Thing. But I'm saying there's a sense of completion to it like you have made an all inclusive snack sort of thing snack treat whatever. They like. To eat so like the less the kind of more raw unless finish something is the less likely article candy like straight up her she's is a hershey's cookies and cream bar. Like a Hershey different to you like I don't consider like a candy in a way even though I said the chocolate, it's candy and whatever I'm still trying to reason is out in my mind to me I'm like candy has some sort of effort put into it. You don't think chocolate has are you kidding some some sort of much efforts on? Some sort of like mental effort to like it's like if you got a sandwich that was plain bread uh-huh I'd be or even butter on bread I'd be like that's buttered bread that ain't a sandwich in the same way heal slices of bread is just butter butter sandwich. But I wouldn't consider that a sandwich and the sense that someone's like go to sandwich and then you just get a butter sandwich. Have you ever like some? Great Depression Aristotle kidding the. You know what I have. To get a job at the mill. Me and my family in the morning to take a piece of bread, and then you take a piece of coal butter and then you have t on the side with sugar and you eat butter sandwiches. Well. Yeah. I'm not denying that bread and butter is a great food the other day in the kitchen when trevor made those. Sat there slathered it and. Really good bread I still have the bread. Really it's I made. Breakfast. Guava Salsa in the fridge. is also under speaking of Quarter Salsa just a thin avocado salsa to me. Wow. What a treat what is. Home Anyway. The point is I think candy has a sense of completion to it as a Hershey's cookies and cream bar to me is a candy whereas a Hershey Bar itself is not even a Hershey's crackle bar. You put up a little race crispy thingies inside of thing I think that then becomes a candy there hasn't been. Chocolate for it to be a candy that makes knows I can't rationalize what you're saying right now at all in the same way that I feel and I, feel the definition of candy has evolved if you look at Willie Wonka. Yes Willy Wonka factory this is. We stand sexy. Willy. Wonka these seen sexy willy wonka on on Google. No there's a guy on tiktok. He's like a very sexy man and he dresses like Willie he just like char- like Johnny Depp's Willy Wonka this. Yeah. Yeah sexy really won't. It's really jarring but I I watch videos. Here's sexy but anyways. The candyman can in the original Willy Wonka chocolate factory that is not Charlie and the chocolate factory which was originally of the book and also the Johnny Depp Movie. The candyman implies that marshmallows are standalone candy stop all my God he hasn't only only. This is a word laptop. I have the company car for like five minutes. Only. For Research I think we can also guys go to only Hams dot or him is we don't know what we're going to do with the website yet please right in the comments wherever they may be what you want to see on only dot com dot ORG I. Personally, I just WanNa see Josh picking up some Hamm's just throwing the hands across the room. Yes shirt maybe. Apron possibly. It'll be like a crop apron though let's say you cut it off at the midland. Apron sexy. Certainly wasn't. I got the and I got the Crop Day Britain and I'm holding hands baby. Dot Org, just like have you ever seen people workout with those like a big like juggler things have you ever seen the big tons? A handsome. What are we talking about? Candy. We'll show guys is a marshmallow candy. Do you? Oh, my God is. No marshmallow. Confection but see. convection convection is the overarching umbrella and then there's chocolate candy etcetera. Chocolate Candy, etc, and that's all under the umbrella of conflict would say, Oh, I. Think you can raise candy to that umbrella term. Confection is just like you know a pedantic word to describe candy you don't. Think under candies you under candy as the overarching I am physically making. A hands overhead making an umbrella. Recorded or not we? We have candy at the top, and then you have gummy candies. You Have Care Mel's you have chocolate bars toffee. What does he toffee as some of the CARAMEL? Family? Also chocolate. Well, then I think of course, then you have you know sort of mixed phenotype and that's fine. Ven Diagram is a diagram but all under the umbrella of Candy, and then you have your hard candies licorice, you could maybe throw into the Gummy Chewy candy throw it in the garbage devote gum gum candy gum is can't candies gums you even need gum that's BS. Candy chocolate covered gum never hot chocolate covered gone I'm not a monster. I have had trauma covered bears and those are my favorite thing. What a class servers Well. Yeah. There's a clash that's so weird maybe because. I'm convinced chocolate covered gummy bears are the best a sweet ever. Oh, sweet. Really. Sweet seats. So it's also known as Gandhi. You're under the age of sixty five. You don't call them. Okay, let's go. Let's go to the lowly shop. Yeah. They're all under the umbrella law Nicole. Fifty wing I can. Get Ned cream and me do. Fire though for those agreements, it's just like a heavy cream. In Soda There's No egg cream milk soda, right? So I grew up drinking. Pepsi mixed with milt. Well says a lot that's crazy. Do you know does that but it colonels after like three minutes? Is the acid that does not interested. I was like a treat I grew up. We didn't call street. Mama Mama be like wants to like hey, you seem sad you won't. Be. Like. Shut up when I described so many things for my child i. it just seems like I told a story yesterday but my brother like blackmailing or waitress from Ruiz's awesome babysitter something I. Don't know like it seems more messed up than it was it was fine and. Child blackmailing waitress. I'm not like hardcore like we got some rubies gift certificates. Exists anymore I don't know rubies in. On Piers. Steiner, no, I've been trust. To Johnny Rockets did. Joe Millionaire who joe millionaire you know Joe Millionaire. It was a reality show on Fox where they had a a bunch of women competing to marry a millionaire. Was Real sexy. He wasn't a millionaire. He was just like a construction worker working on a project across from Johnny rockets this long after the show it aired and I walked into the Johnny Rockets and there's Joe millionaire I can't. Feel sexy. We're wearing a full construction wearing willy. Snow he should've been. Josh I don't understand why you don't understand that chocolate and candy are different. said, they're clash. No I said chocolate and Tony's clash. But Okay Handy is the overarching umbrella term all of sweets for all it's. So. So what does the Candy you a candy is? He ever had dots. CONCERT GARBAGE DOT. Dot's are a hard candy under the. Dog Third Oh no doubt thinking. Thinking of candy sheets what are the ones where you get the? You have to rip the little. Eat, a lot of paper. Yeah. It's the she'd of like a ripple. Those dots are gummy candy. pimples they do as Dr Pimple Popper thing. Called Candy Buttons Yeah Candy Buttons are, Trash? But they're hard candy. Yes. Saying. When you can literally add an adjective to a word to create you know a different meaning and subgroup and that means that candy is the overarching them. You have a hard candy you have gummy candy you have chocolate candy all these say candy is correct because if I say, Hey, do you WanNa chocolate candy and then I give you a truffle versus I give you a tootsie pop ling. Chocolate candy means something totally different than what you're trying to say big I. Know I realized that right when I say? No Yeah. Chocolate. Candy is a chocolate. What about like a child but what about like a chocolate bar? What does the term candy bar seem to imply something here because the Three Musketeers, right? Yeah. Like that's a chocolate candy bar. It's not you would not call you at you would you would poo poo the term candy bar to describe A. Candy. Bar. What do you think of a candy bar? payday. Big One about chocolate. Also, one of my favorite Abbas Abbas Taffy also one of my favorite Katie bars ever is a payday ill I know everyone everyone hates you're the one who likes grape nuts cereal over like cinnamon toast crunch your because I believe in fiber. Being very, very important Americans do not recognize how important fiber is and their diets those your I I love the simplicity of a payday. It's like they know who they are. They don't need to add anything. Also, the people don't seem to understand that the chocolate candy bar taxonomy leave you take the three musketeers and you add Carmel that becomes a Milky Way peanuts to that. That becomes the snickers. If you take away the camel and Avenue Gate that becomes a baby ruth, you take the chocolate off babe ruth that's a payday they're all the same Nicole. I think I think Gimme a chocolate bar versus Gimme a candy bar. I think chocolate bar is a bar of chocolate. Candy bar a bar of pure chocolate. Like this recipe calls for three chocolate bars as opposed to like candy bars. which are predominantly chocolate I understand that there's like. Too. But the word Bar Hey. Can you get me a candy from the F- Can you give me a candy from the bucket? Like or can you give me a job from the bucket trick or treat bucket by? This aroused a picture a random bucket. Like our oil bucket. Handle. Fish for some candy like like if I went sugar trading which I'm twenty-seven, I might just go trick or treating this year. I'm just GONNA go run the different studios around here eight houses but just read. You. Funny. But imagine like you go trick or treating, and there's a big orange face of of a bucket and then I go hey, can you give me a candy from the bucket and then you give me a snickers and I think that's incorrect. Really I say, Hey, can you give me a chocolate from the bucket and then you give me a package nuts that's wrong. No. But if you're saying getting some chocolate from a bucket, that's the same thing as saying, get me like some gummy s in the bucket the bucket is filled with candy and you need to differentiate what kind of candy you. Want to let me give you the optimal experience. So you said like, give me a chocolate and I got you dots obviously it'd be correct but you said get me a candy and did not specify choosing dots or sneakers I would be correct doing that no preference. You would tell me in the same way that like, Oh, I mean road trip test. The road is here John. What did I say Josh is a whole man. You talk about the road shippers. Let's talk about the five year older. Okay. If we're talking about the idea if we're on a row jet, we bring this up a lot and he said, get me a sandwich. You came back with a hot dog. Yeah. I misled however if you are. So unpicking suggests, say give me a sandwich who the heck says, a sandwich, Game Ucla Gimme a ham sandwich having exiled sandwich get me whatever if they don't have that giving the next best thing you know then that's earful if you didn't see what you and that's your fault if you didn't specify what type of candy went, but obviously you had a preference. So snickers is absolutely candy. But I another point that just disagrees with my entire argument. The chocolate is not the part of sneakers that makes it candy. That's what I'm saying I in. Now I'm realizing I agree with you. Let's. Chocolate. Apart. Of Candy. But see now I agree with what you said. Switch I hate. I'm comfortable. We you're so annoying because I just totally believe that chocolate is candy now. But now I've completely it's the way. Because the chocolate is literally. Apart of candy that takes away in farther away from being candy. That's what I thought. But now I think it's all encompassing an all belongs together because visa like give me a candy if Roja whereas seven eleven. Kids. Even though most. Have Bathrooms which is the thing you'll learn living in a city shook. Seventh. A grabs and candy and you come out with just like pure chocolates. That'd be wrong. I'd be pretty pissed. Yeah. But then if I say bring me bring me a candy and it's Sour Patch kids that'd be very happy rummy. A snickers would also be happy funds. That's what I'm saying I think the word bar is like tripping us up but he's not even bars because so many of those candy bars now like many little. Versions that aren't in bar form like snickers bites. Yeah. Saying Candy or is that a candy that is a candy but that said, so our payday bites in paydays don't have chocolate. Do you see what I'm saying So it is literally like it is a chocolate coated candy the candy is on the inside of it. The chocolate is merely the rapper in the vessel. It's like how gum is not paper it just comes wrapped in it. So I believe that chocolate is candy. We literally just switch candy chocolate is a is a very important part chocolate honey. Chocolate is under the umbrella of. Candy. I. Don't I don't know. I. Don't know I. Don't think. So Maggie Chocolate Megi help make. Help tangled ourselves in a nod, your two kids on the soccer field where they keep kicking the ball but they're kicking at the same time. So there's stubborn toews. That's where we ended up here. Tengelmann, which is not a bad thing. Yeah. I think that's totally fine and when it comes down to a chocolate like it's just plant yes, it's a plant. Goes chocolates a I got seeds. Yep It's a fruit. You make chocolate salad young make chocolate found. You Make Fun Fun Fun. do onto chocolate soup but I think we should find out exactly what our answer is. It's chocolate candy on three, one, two three. Completely Chocolate and candy. I mean I. Think most people actually agree with that by the numbers or some polls taken but I think the larger umbrella of candy does. Many different things and really chocolate. Senior ruined heart. And it's what you take away from children. So you can get clout from Kim Nicole that. Now that's the real candy. Healthy lifestyle should be easy right each veggies you drink your green smoothies you exercise to get your heart rate up. You do yoga to bring your heart rate down and boy I guess it really isn't that easy. But there is something that helps improve everything and you can do it, which is closed its sleep sleep number knows what it takes to sleep your best sleep number three, sixty smart bed lets you choose your ideal firmness comfort and support each side your sleep number setting. 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Yeah. Of, cheese. Cheese every day by Michael intolerant by. says. No one needs more cheese and lactose and. which is wild to me. It'd be like if someone's like I'm allergic to peanuts but I can't stop sucking down peanut butter. We're not allergic were intolerant. So we can take an enzyme called lactate. lactate locked pills, and then I just go down and do the town. I dig on cheese I think she's culture is very fun respect. The fact that people have a millions hours where BLAH BLAH I don't know I eat yogurt you eat yogurt I had a lot of yogurt. will not healthy but like yeah, you're. Version of your, your conscious of like your fat content you consume. Yeah. I think I. Just I grew up with too many bags of shredded. Mexican. Blend. which with the antics seeking agent show on it? Yeah. So I think I just have a kind of aversion to like people piling shredded like low-quality cheese on things. That said I love American cheese whom talk I love cheese of all cheese and Gimme some do we got some career in the fridge? Lunch. Okay. NORIANU DOT e Dot J. Behind are the best pastry to ever be created interesting. So I disagree I'm a big fan of cheese danishes. Finish cheese I love cheese DANISHES. Copenhagen pastry in Culver City never been to are you sure it's you mean Rock Wachner? No no no. No to Copenhagen I've never been got. So they their whole thing is they just make like dope danishes in older writings they are so late flaking they're actually like Danes who have it oh, fantastic. Little Store Front when shoutout to one of my fav- my favorite og food podcasters, Zach Brooks at midtown lunch he brought. Rene. Rids. Debbie. To to Copenhagen Pastry, which is funny because. That became to town. He was doing his podcast called food is in Iraq and most people when hosting renards up, you would try and take him to like this routine or one of the fanciest restaurants in La and Zach Joe we're going to this Danish little shop in Culver City and renards deputies like, yes. Not the best but it's not every danishes the best in Denmark. So it's great. That's. Nice Sky. Danishes that said No. I'm a big fan of fried dough benes not my favorite form of fried dough per se I man crawlers when they're good good curlers really. Yeah. Like Shoe Pastry Oh. Yeah. That's been as I don't find meaningfully different enough from. American. Donuts and I think I just prefer not I don't like powdered sugar like a glaze that makes sense. Yeah. So many as for me, not the best fried dough in general Yup at Andrea twin to croutons are just thick crackers because that's just factually inaccurate. Croutons are bred bread bred. Bread crackers are unleavened Croutons are eleven I see what you're saying functionally speaking sure also if ye crackers is. People. Look at you. When you see croutons snacks, which I believe is very unfair. You know that my mom wouldn't buy crackers so like I would eat coupons. Yeah. In place of crackers. Handfuls of Caesar do they're so good just dipping croutons dressing? That's one that's called Salad. Just. Take him a new utilize them as a cracker. Yeah which. It's like a salsa. It's like chips and salsa different. Croutons. And Caesar dressing and you didn't do that as a kid, no Caesar dressing and cream cheese I think. shes. More cheese. Jeez every every single one of these is going to. Tell you right now. Okay. Schuyler underscores sue her land says, Captain Morgan With Mountain Dew taste like cream soda go to try it out to find all scoring Maggie get the Cotton Megi I have drank this exact drink. Morgan's spiced dark rum and it does taste like I. Think. that. We were talking about yesterday where you tasted some sort of extra thing and you're like this tastes like vanilla. What was that? It was the key lime McKee. And I was like I. Don't think it actually vanilla I think it tastes like that potent chemical, the vanillin or Kastoria him extracts her yeah. That they put in all extracts just give it this like weird heady aroma that people often associate with things like cream soda or Vanilla I think you just get the alcohol combined with the mountain dew artificial flavor chemicals and I think your mind reads it. It's cream soda where what you really tasting is just like bizarre olfactory confusion. That said crack dark captain, captain, Morgan, mccracken I don't like the. And I've had crafted drinks so much cracking mixed with like score and everyone. Do you remember? Ruby. Red squirt no. There is a red scored. Rubio. Gordon. I haven't able to find it and longtime and I Miss Ruby Red Squirt. Grant again. Push through. Need a I need. Croutons and A. For the PODCAST, we have like a bowl of emergency croutons just in the center of the table. Also d- to be clear. This is the first time we were recording at nine thirty am instead of twelve thirty and no one knows how it happened. We all just showed up. Someone of a meeting later why recording early and everyone just like I dunno, it showed up on the calendar. So we're all here. So that explains Nicole's eating habits. embarrassed. This is I agree with this Paul along the watchtower great name name name butter. pecan. pancakes AARP is where it's at Maple Syrup is trash I don't agree trash butter Pecan pancakes syrup they have it at I hop. On. One of the things I was thinking, I'm like, wait a second I've I've definitely seen that somewhere, but I didn't know where I don't think it's like a common thing at all and again, it is just pure artificial flavor extracts in it is. So freaking good. It tastes like the ice cream I hop has I believe. is a boys and Berry speak very old fashioned maple butter kind. I don't know this hour serious I. mean I I eat so much frozen blueberry syrup on things in the morning just because I sure do. All our pains are stained, blue and purple in the kitchen. Butter Pecan pancakes are a hop buyer. Do you hear. Oriole. Sorry I'm so embarrassed I don't know what to okay. A Mono- Navy folks are the ultimate utensil. I'm GonNa Sing Spoon Bra I like a spoon breath four. How can it be the ultimate Utensil won the spoke exists sports works you can't eat. No Damn. Suit would've fork. You know what I'm GONNA say. Quick transition knife. Knife is very important as you can stab eat with a knife as you do a fork I, do that like an old pioneer. Repeal stuff you can stabby savvy can cut into little pieces. If you get a special kind of knife that has a little divet, maybe you can use it as a spoon of your desperate I. Think folks are actually the worst utensil. I. Agree I hardly use forks for literally anything I just use them to whip up my eggs and you. Use a whisker. What's the? I think the ultimate I it all depends what kinds of foods you're eating. If you're someone like a chicken breast with Lake, you know a big hunk of Broccoli that you have to like cut into an stab share like all my meals are like either sandwiches hoop or wet. It's either wets or sandwiches stupefy your meals. Yes. Every meal is stupefied with like either it's like frigging I dunno Waterberg or saw or yogurt something happens where it's just wet food and gotTa Gimme stupefied Iraq. Disturb stupefied. That's a reference. No one's GonNa get anyways now, the Filipino spoon for Combo that's where it's at us the fork to push the stew embrace onto the spoon and then eat it shout out to our opinion Peoria audience. Yes we love you I'm on Nevada again, the TIKTOK cloud bread isn't really bread the rest correct correct. Correct. But the gets into a semantic issue whereas if you're using it as Brad and you know, does it technically could you be allowed to call it that also if you say cloud bread before that does the modifier of cloud mean that you understand it's not a bread you know it's like. A radish Tortilla like obviously we know it's not Tortilla. You just cut the radical things. Around it cloud breads sucks is the main thing yeah. It's gross I don't understand that for the recipe that Nicole made on mythical kitchen. That's great. You're mean it was good. It was egg bread. I believe you okay. Strong peer seventy five great names. These names are just so impressive to me finishing salts and crunchy salts on top of disgusting. This is rudas. Agree with him I agree with them keys in your damn food hitting. This ruined by finishing. Only, God the at least twenty, five finishing salts at home. Put like you saw modest all that no seizing damn food. There is nothing wrong with seasoning your food but a little pop of that salty beautiful crystalline composition is like next level it depends on the dish like if you like I do have a little bit of fleas all on like bread unsalted butter like I prefer unsalted butter with a flaky salt on it but anything else Nicole is physically holding her stomach trying to will it to stop grumbling she's crying cackling. Dishes where it tastes like you're eating sand because there's so much finishing. Fishing Salt Dude. I think it's beautiful. I think it's expansive I. Love I'm a Ho for finishing salts. All right. I think this is French at the head. It's Dry. This. This try this grilled cheese sandwich of bacon slash chicken poured with red enchilada sauce. So yummy I, believe it I yeah. Yeah. Bad to me sounds better than grilled cheese and tomato soup. Yeah. Just dipped in hot enchilada sauce. Good we'll kind of burnt flavor on it. I. Think that sounds delicious. FRY The Chilean. Oil and kind of Burnham Yeah. That's very true. I just by the judge. Stephan just. Cross my fingers and pray to God. I was in like an hour uber ride with a woman who like ran me through her entire enchilada sauce. Recipe. The side and she's to bottle her sauce and it sounded really dope and she learned from her grandma like in Mexico man I was just enthralled and then she told me a lot about her divorce. All right. The last one of the day the black. Door. Ninety nine. Door door door. Much Adore. The blood. Okay I'm sorry why these names so cool the Black Lucia door nine, zero, zero one says Strawberry Jalapeno Jelly slops. It's a baller Combo with anything you use Jelly for. It's good on a cheese board. Is Not as yeah it's I think it's got its uses I think for me at some point. I love spicy food. Being. But at some point, I realized like not everything gotta be spicy I do like the little the grass in the Jalapeno that does kind of cut through the strawberries shadow to tech guy from smash Tim as featured in the tech guy from Smash Tim Video Ons Marsh he he brought us really delicious Jalapeno Strawberry Jelly. I do love but I mean I. if I'm like midday treat WANNA PB and J. I think I'm skipping the Jalapeno me till I. Think there's a time and place for this. Sport. Wait hold on one more. Eighty seven sundried tomatoes are just Italian flavored raisins. I don't see any. To. Eat. Them like raisins to just give them the kids on Halloween the. That's so funny. That's a good one I agree I agree. And on that note, thank you for listening to a hot dog is a sandwich. If you want to hear more from us here in the mid kitchen, we got new episodes for you. Everyone's Day if you want to be featured on opinions or like casseroles, you can hit us up on twitter at mythical chef or and Handy's Awda with the Hashtag opinion casserole for more mythical kitchen. Check US out on youtube or new videos every week, and of course, if you want to share pixabay dishes on instagram mythical kitchen, see you next time Nicole go gets Jane Growth. Let's get weird. Let's get weird. Let's get weird. Stop, slapping your stomach. This can I go that happening?
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Don't know I feel like the best we came up with are like aliens that sort of look like us and a Unicorn I think we've accomplished a lot, but when I think about like really exciting fund dreams that I had I'm like Oh. This is so much better than. What could really have? There's that just sad I liked to present a strong case that reality is actually greater than our imagination because I lake feeling humble while I view myself as an imaginative person. I don't like I. Don't know if I could conceive of ASEAN enemy. You know. Yeah, that's a good point like I really don't think I could have counted on my imagination to like make the Sky Esther. WHO's listening to one of your podcasts and you described as a mid century modern. Embarrassing so fucking read so embarrassing you listened in. That's what you heard nobody. It made me feel I. Don't know if you've ever red and green gables, but when an finds her best friend Diana Berry. She's like I finally found a kindred spirit, and when I spoke to you. Was it yesterday. Like esters kindred spirit. I just know it. I feel that way to comedy. Girls Unite I. Don't know if there's like a point in your life and confessions of love or admiration feel more liberating, a gas or I don't know if it's either exhaustion or courage that eventually like you to that place of. Bean generous with compliments, yeah, so how have you been? During these crazy times I mean I started twenty twenty in a in a panic like I almost feel like the pandemic everyone catching up to me and my mindset like. I, had a really busy year last year, and then it ended and. I had nothing to do. And it was like all those anxieties that had pushed aside, so I could get my work done, and you know so I could do what I had to do. Just kind of came to the surface and I. Just kind of have this like little I. Don't know mental break which a mental break is system mental breakdown? But you don't say the were down and like I wouldn't stay with my parents for a mom than in Illinois. which I love being there because I'm from there and I feel like I'm just kind of finally becoming. Becoming myself again, but it is interesting because I. Don't know if you have. This were in this career. It's like you're either go. Go go like working eighteen hour days, and you're gasping for like a minute or they like. Push you out in those like you have nothing to do so figure out how to live life normally by and like I can't I don't know how complete yeah, throughout my career, it's the same thing they'll be. You know three months of intense work that's exhausting and Hetty so heady, and in the months without work. That should be relaxing. But there's always the uncertainty of the next job, or what do we create yet? You're supposed to relax when you don't have work and it's like. Not Possible and I feel like it took this pandemic for me to learn how to. Have a hobby I literally never had a hobby before. That's fucked up like I, did tie-dying shirts. It's an awesome idea I know. We tied one day and it was like this is the most fun I've ever had. I'm doing this every day and now I like have a tie-dye. Call it a fake business. I don't really know. Are you selling I really? There's numbers right now, but there will be. It's called sleepover by Esther, but this is my point. Is that like that's mental? Health for you know like that's a hobby. I never had a hobby and now I have one. It's like the biggest greatest thing that could ever happen. Do ever escape mentally. No, I don't think so even in my sleep. I'm not sure I haven't tracked, so you feels trapped by your home. Brain doesn't ever of course. Are you kidding of course? So I WANNA, ask you about your time with your parents. That must have been intense like a month with your folks. During this time it was you know it did make me realize that if I ever wanted to abandon my life and moved back with my parents, which is kind of like my little fantasy. If I did that, I would probably have to build a shed in their backyard because. It's not realistic for me to live in that small house with them. It's not like the traditional like Oh, she's home looked welcome her with open arms and feed her till she's fall. No it's more like are A. She's here again like what he wanted. Dinner was pizza. Okay, they're kind of over it, you know. Like I'm just not one of those kids at their. That excited about. Do you guys watch movies together? Sometimes I have a hard time focusing on like I. Don't know I like an iphone world. I kind of always. Connected to my phone, people get mad at me when I watch them, like my fiancee's like. You can watch of me, but there's you get two questions. Okay, and if you're not paying attention, that's on you. You get to questions and so venture I'm just like you don't watch movies together. We're finishing up westworld. Oh facing! I need the closed captioning. It's so confused. Oh God. It's a homework assignment. Yeah, it's great, but it's homework. Okay Ester! Can I ask you a series of life questions? These are some questions that we ask guests. Guests guess I'm having trouble. Doing Double S.'s like masks like. Do you have enough masks masks man? Oh, yes I. Put all the masks in the car. Man that sounds so messed up. What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Cookies and cream. Oh, right, Oreo, yeah, like an Oriole Blizzard. Yeah, what's your Vera I don't know I would have trouble if somebody asked me this question because it's kind of. Slightly boring and also it's very mood dependent. You know like mint, chocolate, chip, or like a job of A. Personal you know like I do like a little crunch. A little texture, but mostly it's sort of a perfunctory question before we get to like the harder shit. Oh, no I thought that was the hard question. Okay, what would you eat for your last meal? Let's say that you don't know it's your last meal but maybe you know your murder is about to happen, or maybe you're on a hike with your fiance and you guys have a picnic lunch and then whoops. You fall off the cliff for something. This isn't a scary story you know. Oh Gosh last be all. You gotta go for like a big bull. Really Good House made pasta with a really. Salty garlicky tomato sauce, haven delay truffles, or do you like that kind of thing? No, I haven't gotten to that level yet, but like fresh basil I don't understand what flavor profile truffles are look I don't get it. Yeah I think it's all sent, but it's really heavy, and it's really I think very intoxicating in the best ways. What is like the best meal for it to be included in? Oh, I would definitely do like a homemade pasta, or maybe a risotto, something with cream or Parmesan something simple because the aroma of the truffle is, so it's so unique in this is. We're going back to imagination. Human imagination versus reality I'm not sure we have the vocabulary. Do you know what? Our linguistical ability frustrates me. Am Are superlatives like when we love reheat. Why don't we have a whole spectrum of words because I'm going to tell you that I? Love you because I do, but I also love my fiance. Which is another word vocabulary limitation I know? The word fiance is embarrassing. It is it makes us sound like we really think we're French and I. WANNA be like I know I'm not French. Does your partner described you as his fiancee he does does yours. Yes, well? I don't know actually. Do you describe I? Don't think we're around each other so much I. Don't know if he's ever had to describe me without. My. But it's nice to be with somebody who's not a performer or like. There's a different kind of intimacy that I really loudly dude I, dated a few Comedians, and I never get by Ganzi as a comedy writer. Perfect. Somebody in our field, but doesn't. Doesn't need to be the star at all I imagine it. Being with the DP is great because he can take root Florida's view but I. don't know because I have this theory that guys or whoever you're dating takes the worst photos of you because they find you attractive, so they don't understand that you look bad sometimes and I'm like this photo is discussing us up ten feet away for. It's too close like do I. Really Look like to see what's going on i. just does he take good photos of you? He takes really nice photos of me. Any does make me feel beautiful. You're so lucky, but sometimes I feel too loud or too much of a performer like those normalcy that I'm lacking a little bit Sometimes I feel like I blurt too much when I feel awkward like at the grocery store a blurt things out. It's embarrassing to my child into my fiance, and it's like do I need attention like in my head like I'm stating the obvious like these avocados look amazing. And so funny to blurt that out. You're like it's just obvious. Everyone's looking at you. Love Your Faith Mosque. A we'll do you feel like you're like. Yes, you're an actress, and so you act in funny things in your funny, but then you have to like go through life. Like you're still in a funny movie. That's certainly how I feel I feel like I grew up watching Seinfeld, and like liked it a little too much and kind of go around like. Of course is a Sitcom. You know like of course I'm GonNa try and be funny in real life right I got into comedy because I've sent in a tape for scary movie. And then when I got scary movie, it was just such a shock. It was so like somebody not just me deciding to jump into the deep end, but somebody pushing me like the mean kidnapping here you go. So out of my element so nervous, and then only being known for comedy, which was something I had never done. My College, Roommate said. What are you GonNa? Do you're not funny? And I said I know and I know that she didn't mean it with any I was calling her in a panic, and she was receiving my panic, and she was like okay. Well, what do we do? We'll see I. think that those are the people that make the funniest performers because you don't. Think you're funny and you don't try, and so you just are naturally you and that's why you're funny. That's why you stand out because you're just you and it's so weird and people are like that's her. What this delirious! They would never know that you're not actually funny. You're just weird. The ultimate embarrassment though is that I remember making scary movie and thinking. Okay, I know, this is the funny movie, but it's also kind of scary. Like. That's what I would get so worked up when the killers chasing me around the house. That was the only way I could approach things with like true sincerity without recognizing comedic elements in that way I used to watch young Frankenstein every day, and I did not know it was a parody or comedy until like high school I literally thought it was a scary movie, but like just assume that all scary movies were a little silly I. Don't know I didn't know. It sounds like you complete. Terry Rbis so great. Movie and we had such a good movie. What was your favorite toy as a child? I really love my dog like I feel like he was just kind of my whole world I love it that you describe your dog as a toy to are played with two I connected with, and then of course little like dogs too. I mean any time someone talks about figuring. They don't sound mentally well, so I already embarrassed that I, said the word figuring. Miniatures when I was little I, mean right now. I kind of expressed that need by buying like mini, shampoo bottles and many versions of Mega, but I love my yes, I will buy pretty much anything. That's a mini version of something else. Does it make you happy? If you go camping or like? You're on a trip in somebody has little miniature cereal boxes. Oh The you get to pick from. Yes the mini. Cereal boxes are so cute. They're so underrated. We'd like never bring them up in regular society, but you know when you see them. You're just like yes, I haven't do those long time though I used to see those like like low class hotel. Free Breakfast, but I haven't seen them since then which one would you pick raisin bran? What about you? Could Choice. It's very adult of you, but it's not. It seems like it's an adult choice, but then it's so sweet and delicious of English is does get soggy instantly. Isn't that kind of good love reasons? Okay. What did you want to be growing up I click Broadway dancer like tap. Like you know in the ensemble of Broadway, show like a little tap a little regular dancing. Do you have a line? Probably not? I probably really WANNA lie. What about like oh? Everyone? The mayor's here. That's the S. What about you I probably would've said teacher, but I think that was false, because I just wanted power of some kind, and that was the only powerful figure in my life. At that time, I wanted to be able to tell people what to do. Did you play school at home? I played orphanage. What's Orphanage and Boarding School where my to and sometimes runaway? These sound like role, play or totally? Yeah? I was playing them to high school like I had these young neighbors that were like four years younger than I was, so they would still play with me. And I had to do the duality of the roles, because nobody could be as evil or as powerful as like when I was the headmaster boarding school or the orphanage lady, or let's say the cop who's trying to wrangle up the runaway kids I had to be both the older sister who got to go on dates and. The person in charge so I had to run back and forth. It was really complicated. I cannot imagine what you're like in bed like it just seems really really confusing like I need a handbook for it inch dislike. It takes years to figure it out. Just let me take over K.. What was your first bus like? We'll first job. Was Johnny Rockets Shoutout to the greatest burger chain in America. That's closing. My first boss is really way. Will you away tresor? Were you hostess waitress you went straight? Awaits could free you. Thank you, but you know that was in Skokie Illinois, but when I moved out here I could get get a waitressing job so. So, I know what you mean, it's hard. It's not easy to get interesting job, but in skokie. It wasn't that hard, so I was a waitress in my boss was really nice. I felt like honestly like back. Then I use humor in my regular life, which more than a do now or maybe more so like recently now everything is just to shut, but. You know. I was so silly at work with I feel like when I'm acting on a show I'm really like. Were more shooting and not really silly behind the scenes like I'm more just like focused on stressed out, and but like I just remember when I worked Johnny rockets, it was really silly, and I kinda got away with more because I was so silly like. I had to rearrange my schedule for my dance classes like I feel like my boss was just so supportive and would always roller. Is it me and Relief Fund Way. That's Kinda. Lame favorite dynamic is when someone is just like all right auster like annoyed with me, but low cues like I love you as Sui with the dance would style you love. I Really Love Ballet Jazz and. Tap I kinda love all the really basic little kid styles like I'm not GonNa hip-hop the fancy dancing that you see like an instagram videos from the hot dance studios I'm not that but more just like a really. Give it my all to jazz number. Like do you love? Anything Goes I. DO I do too? I had a line in anything goes. What was relying? It was, was it? The mayor is here. No no because we want a boat, so there's no mayor of the boat. It was probably it was like no. It was eleventh grade. It was the big spring musical, and like a fall show a winter show. Nobody would ever come and then the big spring musical where all the popular kids. Suddenly, it was fine for them to be part of Drama Club. Are you serious? That makes me so angry. I knew I loved you. So you know all the cool kids came and they're like mom and dad. Musicals when going to college, and then they got the leads. Nothing makes me more infuriated than that popular kids crossing over into theater. Just like when they feel like it is so unser. It's deserving there should be laws against it. It's traumatizing like that has messed you up your whole life I that they were painting like the backdrops till like seven thirty at night. No. They were at fucking. Football would almost reminds me of Lake you know and I definitely am not training me like hater of anybody, but like when you see the like really perfect rich teenagers on instagram like if they started. Trying to do like comedy acting. That's like that. You know like Kaz. Cool rich teens are the scariest brief human i. don't care what anyone says and it's day started trying to do call me. It just would destroy me like I don't want to admit to that. Put Him going. You admit to it to you. Do you think that comedy has to be rooted in our in our vulnerability insecurity? In order to create that connection? You have to embarrass yourself to some degree like units have to be saying as hell and look maybe that perfect. Unicorn is out there and she was you know. Triangle bras for t shirts, and she's just better than you and I in every way we could ever imagine, and maybe she'll be funny I'm sure she's coming, but for now the popular kids need to stay away from musical. That's really just all of this about. Yeah, it's almost like the confession or the vomiting of embarrassment becomes the relief. That's my coping, totally you're. You're right. It's like I. Know that I am gross in weird. Look, see you. You can't talk about this back show when those people who are so not like us and they're put together. Yeah, I, really respect when I meet people like that, and then they're. They're so in character like they're so themselves like I have friends in fashion and they're just. They're just perfect from head to toe like their underwear mashes their whole outfit and if you ask them. If they did bodily functions, they'd be like. No, I don't. And I respect that you chose your lane of not being human I'm here for I worship at unlike, thank you for being so different than me. I loved us to meet. People and fashion unnerved me a little bit although i. do have some like stylus friends. You know work with this amazing lady. WHO's like I? Know you only want to try on things and so here they. They are, and I'm like great this trying close. Bring up trauma for you. 'cause for me. I'm like everytime closed I. Think of being addressing room with my mom, and like I gained weight in college. She's like. Why did you have to gain weight like I? Just I always go back. That doesn't matter what I look in the mirror. It's traumatic tranquil. Oh, completely especially like. Like work stuff of China and close to is a whole other thing in there, taking pictures of you and you know they're gonna go to the producers, and it's like I should put on more powder on my face because an aura should pose a little bit better, but I don't know how to or like. How do I continue to sell myself even though I already had? Had the job I. Know You always have to be selling yourself? It's weird or at least that's what we tell ourselves, but I will say if you haven't seen yourself a picture of yourself in a beautiful like styled outfit, but your face is just absolute pure garbage with no makeup. Your hair is disgusting like there's something about that I no that it's GonNa, go to everybody. God I remember one time I was doing scary movie three and we had a new director and my character Cindy. 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Thank you, macy's and thank you. Dear listeners by supporting our sponsors. You support unqualified. Okay who is influenced your career the most. You think weirdly like my dad. Because I remember when I finally like could afford new glasses. Wives. I was out here as a struggling comedian, and I got them when I was home for Christmas break, and it was like lower my glasses. You know I think what I'll do I'll wear them almost every day, and then when I have like auditions and. And stuff up put my context like if I have to go out, do stuff he. He's like. Oh, no, you should wear glasses yard dishes and I was like really he's like. Yeah, just you should and he. My Dad is not in the business. He's just like seventy seven year old crazy man. In Illinois like used to be a salesman. Just you know weird, old guy usually last year, okay? And then the first audition I went on. With my glasses, I got the job and it was crazy. Ex girlfriend and it was also the first like TV and film, Whatever Not Commercial TV audition that I went on that I actually got the job, and so I'm like Oh my God. Do I actually Oh this to my dad and my glasses? This is so messed up, but I guess he was right and then that character. Maya ended up being four seasons on crazy ex girlfriend. Like that was her glasses and I'm just like okay. My instincts are bad. Like, it is weird, though realizing that you're in literal instinct was never wear these to an audition, and then someone's that do it, and then it were I. Less than like your guy is good, but it also is so wrong. After I got scary movie was getting some work. Awful lot of rejection, and my dad told me the sweetest thing one time he was cutting. You are the ornate chair. They already have their sofas thirty of the coffee table and your this crazy chair laid out what to do with rejection. is so he very similar I remember? My Dad always told me that. My strongest suit is my ability to handle rejection. Which is Kinda messed up? It's not like you're strongest. Suit is your talent. It's it's like no you can. You can get rejected and you keep going. He's like I can't believe that you can do that. That's really crazy and I'm like to me. That's the easiest thing that's the one thing I can do that. I can control doing. It's like I can be rejected. You can reject me. I'll keep going in that. I realized that's a skill. Apparently one hundred percent, and it's a really important one. The reason I brought that up with your dad with the glasses to is because, of course, it made me think you are in the share, and your dad knows that you know. And he was like just the uniqueness ray true, okay, so what is the best or worst advice you've ever been given? Well the best advice in stand up comedy was given to me by bobby. Lee and I've seen him give it to. You know pretty much every open micro that crosses his path. That wants like the secret, sauce and such good advice so simple. He's like you just have to get onstage. There's nothing else to it. You just have to keep getting on stage and the way. He says he's so convincing. He so honest and blunt I really took it in. I know bobby well, and if there wasn't secret, he would tell me because he's such a generous nice person and he's telling me that there is no secret you have to say. I'm like all right. I believe this not really helped guide. There's no secret getting better extended. You just have to keep doing it over and over again in X. of mine decided that he wanted to be a screenwriter, and so he wrote. He's SORTA, wrote a movie and was Kinda devastated when the response was not very positive and to me, it felt so frustrating and I didn't WanNa hurt his feelings, but it felt like this. Is your freshman effort, but to what you're saying. If this is your drive in your goal, then you just have to. You have to go through the pain and the rejection Get back up and. It makes me think of the same that we used to say. embarrassingly enough in high school theatre on which was. A freshman. Senior will always be a freshman that screenwriting screaming. We think of it. It's like. Yeah. You can't think you're going to start out and be awesome like you're just not not. If you think that like, don't think that and don't think that and let that accidentally happened. That's not coming. Yeah I, think that with scary movie and to Keenan's credit our director he i. don't think there was ever a moment where I felt spoiled or indulged. It felt to me very much like boot camp. It was so good for me. Right, okay. What's your favorite rainy day movie? Honestly. Psycho I love that movie. I love the creepy ness. I loved the. I love that there's just this crazy twists. I love that it's black and white. I love the era that it takes me two. I love the locations and. I love looking up at like Mrs Pizzas House in how creepy mysterious it is I. Just love that movie so much, but like creepy things are cozy the me did Janet deserve to die in that movie no long. Isn't it interesting that that movie like starts out kind of really feminists have she like steals from work. Obviously. What happens makes it really not feminist, but it really starts out like it's this empowering. Woman's on the run, so I kind of try to like. Take that into how cool she is what she's doing. And obviously it becomes about something else that the first part of the movie is a totally different movie. Only go back and watch it like this is something else to like. Someone should make this movie where she doesn't get. Killed in what happens just once a relaxing. I don't blame her. Okay? All right psycho has alright alright. I love that answer. Do you have a favorite booker author? You know I just recently read. I'll be gone in the dark, which is Michelle McNamara's book shoes marriage patent Oswald and it's about the color I seemed very murdering and I'm so. I love Mercury. It's so good. Her book is incredible. It's about Golden State. Killer in this queen was so obsessed with this murderer and she. You just can tell that she such a talented writer. She so thoughtful, and she threw herself into it and I respect that one than anything when someone is so passionate about something that they know every detail that they they really just go all in, and that's what she doesn't this book. There's nothing like it in my opinion it. In fact, anyone out. There has a recommendation similar. Please let me know, but it's awesome. She's amazing, so that I've I've been thinking a little bit about is I. Listen To Crime PODCASTS CAL in La. Crime shows, but my partner Michael does not like his stomach is a little queasy and he used to like. Shoot CSI so I was thinking. Why is this easier for me to digest? My theory is that women are more. We are adjusted from a very young age to be fearful of strangers, expecting everyone around you to kill you right? Yeah, and then to be like. To be aware in a way that maybe men aren't as much I'm not sure I think that's a great theory. So then there's almost comfort, or it's not comfort, but maybe there's relief in the idea of like Oh yeah. This is confirming like what I've been feeling like since I was four that yes, there are like eight will be brother, and you don't know if you go for a morning jog. Open the up there. It happened. Like I, wonder in a weird way why it's more digestible for me. That's such a great observation stamp. My fiance does not participate in the murder, listening with me and honestly even more fucked up to save. Usually the victims are women, and maybe it's because we relate to the victims more and so like we can really. Into the story and put ourselves in that position, and maybe men can't do that I. Don't know that's a great observation I would really like to look more into that. It's almost like there's a comfort in Oh. Yes, have been scared for a reason because this is what can happen and it's like. Yeah, I knew it. Do you know what I mean? Holy and it's also like a little homework assignments I go okay, one listener this on like it's just reminding me to be careful reminding me to follow certain roles, and within reason of course, but maybe it's like you feel like you're helping yourself a little by learning listening esther. This is the next podcast your homework. As you just ruminate on leagues, concept this concept, and then we can get back to it after. A asked fiance. Yeah, if he's not why he doesn't like a murder. But if you listen to. Crime podcast you'll utilised the albion the dark audiobook because it'll be released on like. Is it out now? Yes, okay, it'll be like like a special crime podcast. Okay, what is a trait? You dislike an others. A lack of self awareness is really hard for me my favorite relationship. In friendships in anything is when you can openly tell me. What's bad about me and I can. Tell you, it's bad about you like. My friendships are always like that. They just instantly cut me make fun of me, but it's so from a place of love, and so I just love when everyone's open, honest and self aware you know, they can tell me something bad about me and I can laugh at it because I'm aware of it. They're not surprising me so I really respect self-awareness more than anything. I must've been jarring when you moved to Los Angeles. Actually moving Los Angeles is what taught me that that's what I like because I experienced so much of not that. Here's a new question that I haven't asked yet. What makes you feel generous when I? AM, talking to a friend, and they really need help with the specific situation and I turn on every brain cell, and just focus, and take it in, and give every inch of my attention and time to helping them get through the situation. Is when I feel so generous and I feel really good about it and I feel like I. Get good feedback from my friends like all like when I really have a thing. I call you and you really help me and. That just fuels me whenever I compliment like it fuels me to always WANNA. Be there to dial in hard and help them. I bet the ear intensely loyal and I. Bet you do get very good advice I think so I hope so I tried to be really objective and give every side an observer everything so look I don't want to sit here and say I. Give Good Advice. Can I think that's? Kind of lame to try to sell yourself thoughtful. Thoughtful will say that. Yeah, what about you? What makes you feel generous? May I ask Oh God? When do I feel generous? I feel generous when I don't say what I want to say all when I don't say Oh, I told you so. Like suppression of that kind of idea makes me feel like. All right I'm going to become an adult at some point, Right, Oh my God! That's such a good one like when somebody says something and they're kind of poking you. Don't take the bay. just not taking the bait yet. Bats some generosity. Yeah, okay, if you could live anywhere in the world for year. Where would it be sadly a shed in my parents backyard? I can't deny the truth. What about you? Nice deflection? I was wondering how your fiance maybe feels about shed living. Oh, yeah, that's not great. He can't come with me there. I fell in love with. It'll say that I studied there i. I didn't study I. Eight nine drank, and I like lint to crazy nightclubs and I did really stupid things. You do yeah I was going through a really angry time in my life, I was really mad about being a woman I decided. I Dunno, maybe around fourth grade. That was an atheist, because I just didn't understand why I felt as intelligent yet less powerful. You know I wasn't digging the rules that were being laid out for me. I'm curious if this is some are all, but we will go on field trips. I would feel really uncomfortable. Because of how authoritative the adults were on the field trips like let's say when museum, but if I had gone to that museum with my parents, my parents would treat me as an equal just like an adult to, but when you're in the real world with. Teachers and parent. Volunteers! Made me very uncomfortable. How much of a child I was treated like an situations like that? Yeah, I have an older brother, and he's big, and he's smart, and he's wonderful and love him to death, but growing up I was really short. That was my identity, and so it was very much, emphasized the gender rule difference for me. I love how you're looking at me. makes me feel nervous. No I'm I'm like taking it in and putting it through my experience and I mean certainly. Along those lines. Not the same but like. You know in comedy you me and really respect. All comedians with the meet some male Comedians, and you'll really want to be one of for lack of a better term like one of the guys with them. You want to be friends with them, but then maybe like they don't see that way and they wanNA. Make out or something, and you're like we'll. Of course you're awesome, but like no. Let's be friends like I. Don't know I just. I know what you mean. There's like a longing at times to. Just kind of have the treatment that men have to completely. Unqualified is supported in part by thrive market thrive market is an online membership based market on a mission to make healthy living, easy and affordable for everyone. Before you join, they offer a guided shopping quiz. Asking what kind of food you like. Options include organic booed and free. Dairy. Free Ketogenic. Paleo. 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That's like really offensive towards women and you're like. You know now I wouldn't tolerate that, but that was just kind of thing that I had tolerated, but not really like people I. Know well out here, but typically when I see his set. That just feels like it makes me uncomfortable. I. Kind avoid that person would bothers leak. I've not precious and I don't want to be perceived as being precious at all elderly, and I have no reason to ever be offended because I'm so fucking lucky view myself as a strong person in the idea of being offended makes me feel like there's a chink in my armor that. Oh I can't handle this right because we're trained as comedy people that we have to like, go with it. Yeah, but I will say bothers me is laziness said no I'm not offended ended by your stupid Shit I. Just don't find it funny or Or that observance totally, but the lack of imagination is what's troublesome. Right like let's see the second draft that to be fully. Honest I. Don't watch that much up especially right now because I'm unlike his up ever coming back like I should just move on even though I do stand up special coming out, but usually when a standup special comes out, it's like an advertisement for people to come see you perform live, but if that's not safe for my audience, I'm not doing it so now. Myself specials a advertisement for my tidy business, which is a little unconventional, but it's twenty twenty. What isn't? Esther I love that. Here's the thing that I did was stupid. Created a business that requires me to do every element of it by hand, so the slowness of. My ability to get things out but line like it's still great, because it's all for my mental wellbeing like it's very soothing to me to make tie. It's literally soothing to me to pack orders like it's this weird. Small small small side business is time us you can imagine, but it serves its purpose for sure, but that purposes not making money. Oh. Also all the proceeds are going to charity so and they're not a lot so. Astor amazing, though I want some of your tie-dyed. It's called sleepover. Eight sleep over over vast would love to send you. Some I would love that, but I also. Want to see you. Make it I want like just a small video like a thirty second video of you in the backyard dipping the rubber band the like. Whatever do that? Okay so? The harder one. To whom would you most like to apologize and why Oh probably my fiance. I'm like I'm sorry that. That you felt for me. I am sorry because I am so messy and I. Know doesn't want me to be messy and I try, but it's ultimately never gonNA. It's never going to be quite what he will what he needed to be I'm just very sorry to him, and we always joke that like look. If you ever have to kill me, just know that I. Trust you so much that you did it because you had to like I trust your choice of killing me was like the right choice i. think even my parents would agree. But what method do you think he would use? He's asked me before. Would I prefer like I trust your judgment like you go for it? He's so sweet. We could do like I. Don't know something new sleep or Guy Think like Benadryl should be involved. Feel very exciting, though wouldn't be about a huby very thoughtful. He's a thinker. That's why we're good pair. Because I'm impulsive. Right like you could literally say to me, esther like. Paris right now it'd be like okay like a omnibook. The tickets like I will just do whatever it is in a second, and he's very thoughtful so i. think we're good. Cancel each other out, okay? What haven't you taken the time to learn about? Kosh so much? That's like impossible everything because I'm just. Not that much of A. You know learner like I. Don't really know much about history. Yeah, I wish that. I knew another language so I could understand minutia of like what words do they have? That are better than ours. It also seems so challenging two weeks. You languages, or even more than that. It just seems like your brain is better than mine if you can do that, that is so magical to me like think of house while minded I feel like I. Have One language in some people have more than that. That's so cool and it just seems really really not. Possible to learn. Yeah, okay. What feels familiar I? Think food is really good for me in terms of familiarity. I'm very nostalgic person so for me. I can pop into McDonald's drive-thru. Get a happy meal and go right back and feel familiar and feel safe, which is by the way like the genius? That is the McDonald's corporation like you guys got me flavor expectation. Just you guys nailed it. I'm eating your garbage to like. Remind you might childhood. CONGRATS, you win. Yes, food, especially you know when I was touring for. Stand up like I loved that no matter where it was. I could walk into a starbucks and I know that's very controversial. Right because a lot of people. People want like to try the local stuff I do. Both I always find like the local coffee shop that I want to try their milk law, and then I love pop into new starbucks for like an ice, green tea, unsweetened and just feeling familiar feeling comfortable almost like you have a friend in every city where you can just Kinda. Feel like you're at home. A little I can't Imagine I. Mean I've worked on location before in stayed in. Imagine the kind of places that probably use stay out when you're doing standup. Should he places like coffered hotel kind of places, a yeah, and so there is that feeling of kind of intense loneliness and familiarity at the same time. Things to just look exactly the same, which is comforting, totally so What does your perfect day look like okay perfect day? It's weird because I have two ideas like wine is kind of unrealistic, messed up all about like eating the perfect meal. I used to like really obsess over that. I don't anymore, but. I, do feel like the perfect day ends with one square of dark chocolate and like a mint tea. Like an evening relaxing yoga. Now have I ever done any of those things. No I know I was so impressed. That was also a little bit turned off esther. Because like Oh man, that does sound perfect, but I don't know if I could accomplish that totally, and that's what I'm saying. It's like I. Have that one idea where Oh, you live in La. You're an actress like you have this little perfect like schedule, but that's I've learned to me eleven years to figure it out. That's never coming that that fairy version of me is not knocking on the door anytime soon, so I'd say a perfect day within reality. Is You. Know you wake up. I have an espresso machine. I make an oat milk law today I have tablet time I face time with my friends all day. I do some tie-dying i. take a generous walk. That's nice alone. I'll go with my fiance, or maybe you know. My air pods like walk. Yeah exercises, just not happening for me right now, but a walk is a really happy meeting. Yorkshire me and everyone inside my head. We can all agree that a walk benefits everybody so that's the IT. Do! You know I heard somewhere that like I. Dunno wordsworth or one of those poets would walk eighteen miles day I and me and I love that idea, though of course like if you're a great poet. You Walk Eighty Miles Day while you're thinking of your poems limit. That's a lot of like mental digestion when you're just like I. Don't know my feet would not. Handle that they would hurt. I was also thinking about the mental concentration that it takes truly how your vision adjust to what you're looking at because you have to keep your eyes on the ground to some degree, and then you look up and your vision has to recalculate. With beauty around you, I recently had someone tell me about why. Hiking is so good and I just have been very curious about. Why can some people get addicted to hiking like? Now eager to hike I don't get wrong I'm not going to Oh, but esther misleading when I say hike I think you're imagining me going uphill. I'm just walking on dirt. That's flat. Back and forth back and forth. So it's blocking under. Hiking sounds ambitious, yes. Okay so, who would you like to invite to your dream? Dinner Party I mean. I'm a female pop music freak, so it would have to be like Madonna Lady Gaga Lana del Rey. You know that would be amazing. There'd be full Boston. Market sides being plated like pretending I'm read. That would be a full Boston market situation I love it. Okay in one word. How would you like to be remembered weird owner? That's not my words. I kind of just like using my name. Like remember my name saving my name is. Weird doesn't. Quite. Fit with WHO I am, was he? Just because I'm not ninety seven years old oh. Really so I think like. If I'm remembered with my name like my spirit and along with my name, I think. I'm happy with that I didn't like my name. Growing up I like it now it sums up a little bit of my career in the like. Please take me seriously element of like that thing that's in me. The slight like Napoleon complex or something. It's been an okay journey for me my name. Have you always liked your name? No I didn't use to. Because it's the kind of nate. Where every time we meet someone like Oh. That's my dead grandma's name and I'm like okay cool like which is actually sweet in now. I really appreciate. When told me that? But when I grow up I was like Oh, so I'm just like ugly. Ugly. Grandma like I get it and I feel like this name was always uses a punchline in movies and stuff like it's not Alexis I'll put it like that. It's not amber. It's not tiffany. It's not like a sexy name, but that said I do really like it now and I like that how it has shaped me to have this name in how it has kept me down. KEPT ME DENVER. So feel you. I wanted to be Austin I WANNA him to be Austin who like rides a horse year. Tough but pretty. Was Place it was like a destination. I, know placenames or real good I would like ride my little bicycle and didn't have a cool and I had like a banana seat by full. Pretend. It was my horse now the Austin like. Out of this town. Did you ever imagine like your identity with different. I didn't know I never. Did you know what you want something so bad? You just don't even think about it 'cause they'll just hurt you. That's kind of probably my approach to having a different name like I'm not even GonNa, go there. It's a beautiful name though it really I'm definitely into it now, but you know I'm I'm a grown up now, but it was. It was a journey getting to that point. I forgot to ask you when you did. Stand up for the first time. How did you structure your show? No Idea I. Don't know I don't know anything about building a set or whatever it's called. Honestly though I just go up and talk freely. You know then the beginning. Maybe like you pick one subject. You know like I'm just going to go there and talk about this weird call I had with my mom or something like that. Really you just have to know that you'll survive bombing and just kinda. Try I! Don't think I ever could Oh my God. You're so funny naturally that you'd be a great stand up comedian I mean. The lifestyle is absolutely disturbing. Because you have to go out at night like I. Don't Miss that, but you'd be of really s to. That's really sweet, but I already know I think my set would be like asking questions to the audience, and then answering them myself I love that I, think that would be so funny. Because you'd be so you? It will be just so funny and Weird Esther I could not love you more in. Thank you so much for doing this. Thank you it. Should we plug some of your passion? Things sure by stand up specials called hot for my name, and it's going to air on comedy, central Friday July Seventeenth, and then it'll stream online at you can find that via comedy central. It's called hot for my name, and it says stand up special mixed with some documentary footage with my parents documentary footage. Love that with your parents. Yes, yes, it is! It's produced by happy Madison which I know. You're in the happy Madison family to. They made my dream. Come true so fun. Hey, esther, thank you so so much on my gosh. Thank you I'm so I can't wait to meet in person. Metoo we can go on a hike, which is really a walk. That Don Smith. Asked by.
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I want the japanese side because i had to come back I did have a session Started out too hot and anthony. I said okay. Maybe i'll come back a little bit later. No foul no what happens. Gambling is vegas. So i went up to rome. We'll ask for awhile eight minute. I still haven't done my productions. I still have my Video i still haven't done my leaders tomorrow me because all this time is being started from even on vacation. Yes warning warning warning. Even when you're on vacation time still could be stolen from you. Yes i kid you not at times still could be stolen fleeing. I'm the director of that but So but thankfully. I had to these when i went to these restaurants thankfully. They had a painter that they give you at the audio food. So you don't be caught standings along. And i think this is a super idea. All restaurants should have something like this They have a pager they give it to guest after they pay for food and when it goes off it's almost like muir's do when day conform to orlando and the pages so he could sit in the way all that time in line. That is a super super. Well done idea. I mean probable. That's how you do it. That's how you do. I wish they would have done something like that. Six flags especially. When i was stuck at johnny rockets i had no time for online Has dog johnny rockets. And i wish they had to well. They did but only at the luxor. But i'll tell you about them on for dinner part but regardless I really liked it. I mean i got to be able to sit down and it had to stand in pain other than what i did plays but i was able to sit down and wait and then when my fullest right around. When i got my food. I was trying to eat at the something that i have done. Since saint louis. I was trying to eat my food. And he's okay. There was playing like music on a loop on on donald line. What they were playing music on lugano. Who's doing it because usually at the casino will play different music but one at the food club will play music on the they play. Johnny be good. And i almost i kid you not. I had almost had worse. Grief freak out session. The problem is i had a tray. And i didn't want to run with my food and getting a bad to go to the hotel and i had my first session. I was like holy and so they played down dolled froze. I literally legit fold. Because as you know. Elvis my My late life favorite artists. And by here elvis song freak i freak out i mean she taught Nothing alvis you know. And i even saying couple of because i knew that she loved him so what i do i think his song for my wife as you know and so well i didn't think how but i think i think another saunter but you know what i mean but when when i heard the voice i it. Do you really want me to flood the look sore with my tears. Do you wanna flooded this. Otell really really and i was like almost finishing when my hot dog and then it came out. I mean i didn't even move over to my father. I was see. I don't have big appetites. Docket they use to bike. Even when i before i had covert in before before i started my road to recovery. I used to have some sort of big kappa tight. But then i just lost it as like now. I only have small tight. I do have a teeth broken once in a while and in a white castle small so small so small. I live off nam As well i still have them at the second. Palestine really smart and because no one i had to get back there but So then after. I eight and i was trying. My best to comment was here to have fun and also here to try to production which i was trying to do. Okay and i'm still minute jetlag still and i gotta do it against that today. A thankfully my ride is covered. When i get back thankfully wow so my dog. What was i thinking. Oh yeah so i went. I had to carry my bag on with me. Because i was minding. I'm staying. I'm not staying at the pyramid part. I'm staying at one of the towers sean. Staying at the east tower. Yes not as a life in the casino but other day compensated because the beautiful outwit or the beautiful hallway and a beautiful room. Well he was not to write home about but still you know still beautiful. I mean i stayed here again if i had more money. Maybe if i was a millionaire and stuff like that or have a couple more jackpots. Like i was saying i still can't believe he actually said that. He said numerous times to my faith. You win again. You want again. I mean that's stuck with me the whole day the whole night. I still can't believe that the stuck with me the whole day ho night and that was a good thing. It's not the annoying hold music debt. You forced to hear on the phone from every single different companies. Not only just the same music. But we're sorry we're not able to come to the phone right now but if you hold forever today in for the rest of your life and you're not gonna get no time bag hoping to get back to soon as we add the patience dubai systems. I just the communist disney but So i went back to rome arrested a little bit. Eat a little bit. I you know. I have plenty of time to go down. Have another session. Which i did service kane bud light because i was craven above light. I haven't had any since forever now. Only usually like to drink quantitative. Because i don't wanna get in trouble because of being too drunk. I mean. I'll just trying to be smart about it and my janko test. It's always been bud light. And so i had the bud light when i played a few games in some of the games was really keeping me in the game and i was like thought i was like down to louisville and then when the feeling and one game i had Nine hundred dollars to the other program or the other part of what. I was biking bob jackpot. Now you know what. I have a really good feeling about this so i played it. I had a budget. What i was gonna play down till i had a bunch because i knew i was going to be here until friday. Which is the fourteenth. 'cause then i had to transfer to The motel six. I really try to stay here extra. But what all. These damn of resort fees in india in india incidentals. Now even though you bad but problem is you have to wait on a release it the same day that you check out. But it's the bane that keep you on the tail. Wait and that's the only thing i hate about it but and then some places you have to pay for parking. I think next time. I stay on a trip. Ah on the strip. I might wind up having to do travel art show. I could do casino hop in that way. I just had to pay for the room in our just yet. Just a just for the moment. Incidental headline of state travel rj. Maybe just train at the casinos. If i wanted to so i'll have to look into that or i'll go downtown. There is a couple casino. That don't have resort feet. You just have to pay or also idea into incidental death about it. I'll probably probably wind up doing that. But man when i hit that debt. But i'm still like and i was still in deadlock you attend the company because i didn't know what happened. I was like okay. I was when i hit the jackpot of like after a bonus. Okay i had a bone an incomes. Congratulations see attendant. You want better da. Da hey i didn't know what are the faint and there was people gathering around me when i was yelling and i was yelling happy way but you know what i mean. I was yelling in a happy way. I didn't know what to do. I mean it was my first job. I didn't know what i i. I didn't know what happened happening. How the heck was supposed to react. I mean i'm not countless of gambling. Slot videos is it held. That won't happen to me. That's not gonna happen to me. Well may eleven myths debunked count myths debunked. It happened my first one. Ever live life and i'm forty seven. I am and forty seven. Wow so after that. I said i'm going to be smart about this. I'm really going to be smart about this. Then i am going to the public is. I had to put money in the car. Because i was gonna put money car for. The of resort was in cash. But the incidentals card. My new one makes garment laid. But my the incidental fee was in card. I had to get the car for twenty cards. All were part of my dad pod foot to wait. I think before. I did the jackpot. I went ahead and bought tickets for fantasy. Okay which is my favorite out of Program here in las vegas famous girl Show in las vegas. So i bought fantasy. I don't know if i played you. I don't know if i played you the where i was waiting for. War lift. i dunno something wrong with lift because they won't pick up pick you up and dobb y'all but you even added a trip. I was going to walgreens. And they told me they cannot wait to walgreens. When i was only going to put money in it and i was like maybe i guess on and all that but they told me they wait for me at walgreen and At i'll put money into cards because they have a car limit. The bobby data carlin. I can't put in Know much than five hundred dollars of took for app. So i went and did dead and i made a note donation to the nose foundation but he did have big concept when nia finally able to do that and Prominent i had to go to the polo towers to pick the thankfully. It was at night and it was. The cooler is like any wasn't it wasn't too high but it wasn't all be but it was too unbearably hot. I don't do anything during the day in vegas because new i will suffer. Only problem is. I had to go in between hotels. Friday saturday but this is in the morning saturday. Morning did not had to go back to mccarron for flight so that will be my only downfall but anyway so i went to pick with the purchase fantasy ticket profanity which i did and hoping that i could get back to the feeder because they changed. Feeders is not upper. Part where the. Data's are the titanic and bodies exhibit. No they moved downstairs. They moved bowl. Fantasy and carrot. Top downstairs. I might go see carrot top to me and my seemed thursday before i leave on friday. Go seek out to you know rounded out. I mean heavy treves was some laughs and stuff like that. I mean no. Maybe i might do that. It'd be the lady. Selina may be countertop tomorrow before lee maybe seriously consider. I'm seriously considering it seriously. I mean i'm getting the full vegas mirrors an all went in a jab pod lose money Going to see shows Trying to be smartly gambling budgeting everyday and destroyed. Bliss needed today. The aftermath the aftermath after may eleven. What's nobly go down and pick the country history at the much-needed day at the two and a half horrible years. Kara gears and i will note that during the state of the union. I mean after a day that was surreal. And i will never understand how to add them. Never understand that. But i'll still trying to be smarter. Balloted you know. But i was checking my email of course because i was resting you know and there's no interceptions no backup noise. No deep deep deep deep deep for severe from the second. I don't even call home. I call the justice department. I was able to clear my mind. See that's why. I needed to be needed to clear my mind. The half fun to be able to put on a show just for my citizens him bitty country this is a was badly needed barely. Even though i know my time was stolen couple of times. I had to go back to haunt deaths in a line like i was checking in again. Only the pay. What i would i had to. I had to correct amount. What i needed to bay. Self have some compensation. But i was still tired. I had to stand in pain. I wanted to. There was a worker at the line. who was. They're both times when i had to check. How much did i owe an out. And then was there. When i came out. How do standard for eight hours. Eight or whatever hours every day. I mean we just can't stand in line for our you stint you stay in a for eight hours did how the hell do you do it out. I do not see stand there for a over ever hours of working here at the store. I mean she's definitely pets. Sheep deadly different tasks. She have to. Who pass i. Because i don't know how i would have been done. I would say gimme to another position. Like god wow. I can do especially with my medium scoliosis that the doctor didn't fag. It didn't wanna fake anyway. I can do it anyway of job. I had this creedy. Email just came out of the clear. Blue sky now miam- spring phoning war. So when i used to live in potted before springfield was making it like a prison and i was already installed terrifying because i don't i don't have a car i don't i don't driving. I'm always forced to depend on others to take me places and You know even though. I paid to be in a place that's safe. The problem is i'm trapped. Because when i can't do anything or you know they made these the darrow rules that you know. I mean i used to wear glasses. I used to wear glasses. The because of the fact that was forced to lead man lassus out the window and sometimes the urinate. Don't even i can't even hear. Compensations are forced to wear masks like even when the compensation at the front desk having adapted to repeat. I repeat dell music going day outside. Tiny here what they have to take. 'cause i wanna do it ryan i mean you wanna do it do it right right right. I mean so. I had asked employees a couple of time to repeat themselves. Because i couldn't hear jack crap what they did tony. Earning an in some areas of where. I can't even see who would say next because it was so far off the help. I can't see any help with did. Thank god though. The staff at the luxor gets a pass. Like i said who paso fail after what happened yesterday. God while she was standing there the whole time. Even when i went to went to the walgreens did what i had to do. Came back the list driver who failed. It's like couldn't even stand away from me. I mean honestly. But as i get said that the cashed on i am not using them until i need to go to church which i will back on the twenty third and because i had the saturday i had to do this whole thing over again but this time i'm changing planes in salt lake city. Utah team salt lake city. Utah and i had to take us to just stay there. I had the team playing solid city. Never been to utah though my ride all paid up. I still can't tell to teletech interesting. Have me back. They have a list of rehires. Okay so they have a list of the hires. And i'm on that list. And i lie. Because they're inviting me to zoom call tomorrow all and their vitamin to zoom call. Tomorrow discuss possibility of working not tech again permanent position full-time Benefits right now. They're letting people work from home right now. Well i don't call it a home. Monaco also also got wifi. I saw just the computer for work. So i had a phone for play but the provide the computer for work wi fi. But if i would do this. I'm going to have no free time to you know going to until i get a vacation of group still. I'm considering it but even on gone home on my birthday. I dunno i just i just want to go to call and see was. I just want to go to call. And because i'm not. I'm not as springfield illinois not in prison springfield. I am in still value my church. I still via the springfield casino because the cardinals our parent companies at the spring car. No so i like that. Those are if the city council. The mayor of springfield complete fail utterly complete fail. I can't believe. I chide ran for city council springfield that day that time i tied to at them i life pass. I can't believe utterly that really we anyway so i still had to do the video. I still had to do the state of the union. But here's why. I gave me some leeway i could do the state of the union still here whereas apple or idea motel six before my flight and Yes so arrest up an e at the motel six. I gotta deal and then taken there. So i'm satisfied. How this trip lint except for what happened at the left and the time that i had to have my tying stanley even still badly jet lagged. That's why tied to get extra days. If i knew that i was be switching time. I said okay. If i know. I'm going to be in as the time donald i had to. I have to get s. Today's which i did now going back to palace has no problem lobby pay rent and everything though the problem and i'm paid for my cemetery plot for four months and the i don't have to make up next payment to october. I believe yeah told her so. My cemetery planning which is near my. My wife is almost paid up and So yeah thought. I had a little fun. I paid a little idol fund broader ticket. Bill i am da steel. Eat something. I still talk to him on the guy who was saying on pretty good trip. Good let's needed trip. And i got a zoom call deck. So this i'm just looking. I'm just very curious. Curiosity killed gap. It's just a curiosity curiosity seekers. Because i had to. I had to still be me. Even though i love teletech. I mean the way to do things like that and they atmosphere. The problem is you know. I won't have to make a case the crew stuff like that. And i'll be there time falsification. I mean between. I'm in between campaigns. Because i'm running for senate and twenty twenty two an in. I'm also running for lieutenant governor in two thousand twenty four south in between two state run campaigns so i was saying maybe this might help between campaigns and having trouble raising funds and in like money i could do better with that fund raising and marta still sucks. I suck at marketing. But i'm sure i'm sure can entertain. I can sure make people that i can do. I we can marketing. I'm very strong with entertaining and making people laugh. Don't don't you agree or the citizens dow anyway anyhow So if anything strange strange in a good way happening in throughout this trip you know that will let you know about you. You'll be the first to now and on and all the smart about this. My first and i was smart about it and arresting a little bit now not doing anything for now. Although i still want to eat. But i'm scared. I'm scared of the music. I mean it's really bottom. What's despite doing on the phone. Doing going dark on me like the phone was going to lock. God i stopped it about day in this segment this time because i had other segment. I like you know the latest epa spin behavior. And i'll tell you the full day that happen an anti to get some story that i was going to add everything and then add the jackpot. I was doing out suicide that up for the break news. So you'll get to hear the other two probably before it is or after this. I don't you hear what. I was leading at the polo tower for my left and then i had a i had roundabout. It's time very valuable. Or who values time anymore. Something like that so high. So that's what happened in my days. Here at the luxor and vegas and i at least try to have a place for things to do. I could just go downstairs just like on the cruise ship and everything like that is just a dead stuttered yet being bored that my apartment yet as a gay care but you had to stay at the daycare. You can't just go upstairs when you need a break and an lamidi though escape. The big country dot com k. To be country dot com is the place to be say for example that you are at your fehb social media platforms and for some reason. They go out just like twitter. Did now never forget that. Also saw but jesse case. Listen to know santa my voice to keep this. Fa backup way that you go always bottle down. Escape to bitty country dot com. That's escape to fifty country dot com. How sometimes warm still here in vegas. I will present to you. The state of the union address things timing allen. Our time don't get stolen from eating in but other than that. I put it to you. What a state of the union address. I'll the country. And i might do the best when i get back to the second palace so Before i let it escaped me. I would like to thank even though i paid for it. I would like to thank the staff at the shore for the hospitality from the the check into the housekeeping staff and to the people at the casino i'd like to thank them for the hospitalvideo. The special list of people who passed doing this trip. And when i do the final who pass fail The will be special Pass section of the who paso failed and so i thank you and Yeah yes so. That's it for today until has something other things to tell you about. We are d county strong. This is now the home of the beth citizen on doug net today. I am dj so.
"<music> hello this is Andy Richer and you're listening to Andy Richter and the three questions and I am lucky enough to have the wonderful mind Bialik on my show today. Hello Hi there how are you. I'm great excellent. I'm a little late. I was late. I was at the vein doctor getting a concert sold for my varicose veins in my lake find a nickel for every time I heard that yeah yeah that excuse that old show Biz excuse so hi how are you. How's things things employment? Well you know. This is my first time back on the lot what I wasn't sure that we are actually were on the on the warner brothers lot just footsteps away. That's right where I lived for nine years primarily does it. How does that feel? It feels kind of weird as an actor you know we we liked to be employed. Floyd sure just literally came straight from cleaning out my mother's bathroom drains and like like this is what unemployment there are photo Gu like she's like the sink won't go down on the tablet unsure enough but why why is it a great question you know. Why is that your thing because it is oh my God unemployed so see that's? That's my kind of like it's Chitter. I do too well on this thing rush right so I actually I like being helpful being helpful to her. I actually don't mind I'm getting my hands dirty kind of Gal but the number of jokes about like what's your hourly rate Ma'am that she said like I'll send you a an invoice. Yes ma'am like okay mar especially when you're plenty of time and also it's her dreams. It's not like you're fixing a leaky sink or something. It's gross yeah. It's pretty gross oh. She was even more grossed <music> out than me. Which I kind of felt was unfair? I don't WanNa look I'm like Oh. You'RE GONNA look. You're GONNA look what you've done. This hair came off. Your body is like I don't even brush my look. What does that even mean? How did it get in there? I I don't brush my best. She said well you know scrunches it. She Shuman lunch. Humans lose their hair. Explain it anyway great anyway congratulations on your new job as a drain cleaner and call me a plumber. That's why do all plumbing yeah yeah. No it is it is and people are always I mean I mean doing it to you but this thing about like you're in show business. You're on TV. Why would you do ooh that? There's so many things around the house that are like why I can do this wide waste tie well even the money you know and wait to have some with this there there there really are I mean there are two kinds of people in a lot of ways and this is one of them. I've known couples meaning people who were dating and living together who were both unemployed actors who hired someone to clean their house now look they may have other ways. They're making being money to me. It's Kinda like that. I see it as a luxury and I know that like progressive people like no. We're all working together to make our lives better. You're helping someone money cleaning your house but to me like now yeah and also I don't I sometimes we'll empty the dishwasher at like one in the morning or six in the morning depending on my day so like for me to plan to have a person come in. It's like everything's different every day. Sometimes there's no laundry because I've done for low then sometimes like I you gotta do for loads of laundry. I do prefer to do things myself. This and I like to then you don't have the house as messy as I don't WanNa clean my house before someone comes to clean the house and I really would rather spend that money on other things lily. I really would so you. Don't have anybody cleaning Miniature Golf Clean Your House clean my house. Wow don't always do it well. That's cool. No I think that's really great to me that falls under like things like I was raised. You know my mom was a first generation American and I was taught to clean Israel was eastern European band. Okay so I was taught to clean like is what we do as part of our DNA gotta learn clean with God's gifts of our d._N._A.. That are you know naming us. It's raining. It's your ovaries make you clean right. They drive that clear what estrogens for yes he cleaned my mother's sink no I. I've often said you know I'm very domestic too and I. I've often said I've said on this podcast talking to like fathers because I didn't have a very present father like I didn't have a model for fathering so I think I just mother like I I just I just cook and clean gene and those are those are those don't have to be gendered things they don't in general they are for sure silently they are. I grew up with a dad who was a public schoolteacher which men he came home every day. After work at you know four or so which is earlier than a lot of people's dads came home and he was free on the weekends he would grade papers and stuff but he was free all summer however my mother who also worked was responsible for all the cooking all the cleaning and pretty much all the child Oh care and you know my dad was a very old fashioned guy. You know both my parents were born during World War Two and I never saw him in a grocery store in my life. I never saw him in the laundry room in my life. I never saw him do laundry laundry. Maybe he would load the dishwasher he could make a hardboiled egg for me. He would sometimes like cut up vegetables and make like a crude vegetable face and like and and of course you know I just saw who's it. I think Nick Kroll do the thing of like if a dad does even the smallest thing it's like Oh thank you so much. Meanwhile like my mother. Did everything and it's like Ma. Why are you bugging me to make my bed? You know like we're so mean to moms. I mean why my dad like picks up the the cottage cheese after work one day and it's like Oh dad went to the picked up cottage cheese but that's see also too. I was raised in a house full of women. I just can't I guess I'm just in possession chain of too much shame to not cook for my children or or drive instead so we can't ask him. Thanks a lot where's your shame. Yes well. My other podcast is a say on so the I'll have you back signed me out. Well now this. We've kind of started already. You know the the concept of this podcast is there are three questions that I ask. Where do you come from where you're going? And what have you learned so <hes> you are a native Californian correct I am I'm a I'm an awkward native Californian and that my parents had just moved from New York and raised me like it was New York Yeah I kinda grew up in the nineteen forties on a stoop in the bronx except it was in the middle of Hollywood yeah very very old school kind of upbringing where now where where were they born in. My parents were born in the Bronx during the war okay their parents were immigrants from eastern Europe and I see so you know not to get all heavy Vian deep but you know I I come from a very complicated family in that they left Eastern Europe during the series of pogroms led to the beginning of World War Two and the Holocaust and you know my my my story kind of ends a couple generations up you know obviously I can do all those fancy d._N._A.. Tests but for in particular for Jews of Eastern Europe of poor means nobody was keeping track of what we did where we went or when we were born or when we died so <hes> you know in some ways you know th the Jews are a wondering people for thousands of years and our history sort of makes it such that we have this collective history in terms of like where I'm from you know uh-huh and the story of the Old Testament I consider where I come from that. Those are the stories that raised generations of people in my line of ethnic and religious inclination <hes> that being said. Yeah I don't really feel eastern European because our culture was always Jewish. No matter what we lived in I mean it's not it's notable that you say eastern European whereas most if in the Christian world you'd say a Romanian Hungarian say it I I am a I am a blend. I'm half Polish. I'm a quarter Hungarian and a quarter Ukrainian what it is but it's all but that's Jewishness correct so as my my grandfather who was Polish said that of course they ate foods that were Polish but more often than not they had Jewish versions of Polish food that Hungarians also had and that you know Greek Jews also there was a lot of overlap and we have a universal language Hebrews the universal language of Jews. I was raised speaking Yiddish. Which is the language of Eastern European Jews but you know we have this kind of weird global identity? You know that kind of bonds you together no matter where you know where the Cossacks sent you whether you're rocky you're so I tend to look Eastern European. You know I'm I'm a Mutt. As many Jews during European Ashkenazi Jews are however when I was in Rome for the first time they have all these fancies sculptures and I saw my nose for the first time on a sculpture. Apparently I have what's called a Roman News Eastern European Jews apparently many many many moons ago they say came from Italy that the migration was from from Italy up so I kind of liked to think there was some Roman Jewish lady that's awesome or gentile and some Jewish dude. Let's make a baby a. and here we are. Have you done that DNA testing yeah. I'm late ninety nine point nine percent Ashkenazi. I literally said I'm the most Jewish person anyone knows. People are always like Oh. You're Super Jew and I was like I literally Zuhdi. Maybe maybe like six generations ago someone from the U._K.. Genetically but it's like who is that poor lady like her story man you know often it was a AH conquering yes. Of course I know so yeah. I did that thing. I didn't do all the I didn't want to know them by poor lady I understand I get it okay I. I didn't do all the medical stuff because I as a scientist scientists. Don't WanNa know related the fun stuff like more likely to have wrestled light. That's me I like the photo sneeze response like I have that one of my kids has it in the other doesn't so yeah well congratulations Galatian. Thank you L.. Super Ju Yeah like mine is like like I like to say like when somebody's like. Did you take the test and like yeah my answer is I'm from Europe. Take all the different flavors white blended together all the realism absolutely. I am eight different kinds of Mila now now you you were born in San Diego I was my grandparents happened to be living there. My parents had nowhere to live so they living in my grandparents. What brought the show? It was the grandparents that brought them to L. A. or we're not really sure Oh really sound my my parents. Were documentary filmmakers and public look schoolteachers. Every part of the civil rights movement had sit INS to allow black students into the New York public school system. That's how things were when they were young teachers and they were also making documentary films anti-vietnam films and and they had made some films for American Dream Machine They had won an award at Lincoln Film Festival in Nineteen Seventy two so they had that life but financially that was not kind of paying the bills and they were still does exactly they. They were public school teachers in in the Bronx and Harlem but the story is my mother said to my father. I think if I have to put this child in one more F. ING snowsuit I'M GONNA lose my mind that would be my older brother and so he was three when they moved and <hes> uh-huh yeah. I think it sounds like maybe a parent fight but no one's ever told me it sounds like maybe got into a fight because she got on a plane with my brother really pregnant and my dad drove cross country and she went to her parents again. It's not sounding like this is a plan and they were living in my grandparents living room. When I was born well and then we moved up to L. A. and again there was not really a plan? They were very Bohemian. I mean this was sure thing and we lived in someone else's living room up in Laurel Canyon off Kirkwood like wow that I drive by almost every day and then we got our first apartment I grew up across from Fairfax high. The first years of my life then we live behind the Hollywood bowl in a hippie commune and then like Melrose Fairfax is kind of where I spent five to fifteen th th the real the seminal years of my life on Wor wor right off melrose. There used to be a strip club there then it was a johnny rockets. I don't know what it is now the heyday of the PUNK era an amazing time to live off melrose so and but you didn't go to school there you go to high school product of the busing system of the seventies and eighties so actually bused to schools in the valley. Oh Wow yeah for elementary school and were you on T._v.. At that point no so I I started on blossom when I was fourteen oak which was almost highschool started acting when I was just entering middle school beaches I was twelve came out when I was thirteen so I was you know in the midst of that awkward terrible time of your life and being on television sure you didn't make it any better. Let me tell you eastern European Mutt in middle school and also more awkward than it is Nestle having having children like and see I have a thirteen year old daughter and just just I was at school for end Indiv- year chapel and just that age like kids are so like just like you know like especially the boys like their ears and nose grow and then and then like the rest of the face takes a yeah catch just puberty liberties not sure is not your isn't now. Were you mow the motivator in terms of being an actor. I like school plays early my story. My Dad happened to be a drama teacher but he he had no love for the industry you know because he's like he had his documentary experience. Variants turned him off enough. You know like where they would. He was being too political. He didn't like working with producers so like they weren't that interested in that <hes> but I loved school plays. I really thrived you know. If you want to hide find a stage Blues Traveler says has that it's a great place to hide and it's a great place to be seen in ways that you can control and it's a great way to elicit emotion that gives you positive feedback. You know like I made you laugh. I made you cry. <hes> so I love school plays plays and I was like I hear that there are kids who are actors like I want to do that and back then there was no internet you know my parents literally opened up the yellow pages. My mother had just stopped the job that she was working at. She was the nursery school director at the synagogue that grew up at and she took took out a yellow pages and looked up Charlie that was the thing you did and they took a picture of me and type the letter on a typewriter because people still did that sent it to like nine agents and three wanted to meet with me and I signed with an agent had no luck in the world of like commercials and things because back then in one thousand nine hundred six you had to have small features if you want it to be all American kid so I actually had kind of felt discouraged I was like I don't look like any of these. Nobody looked like me. I was certain of that. The Midland looked like me. I'm Barbara streisand but it wasn't really helping and it did help later your later. I was cast to play the young Bette midler which I never really saw. It and let's just like how I talked. My parents raised me to talk like I was from Jersey so yeah that was that came out when I was thirteen yeah but you dad didn't have any qualms even though he was sort of I know he was very cynical about it and it's like you know when my parents would say tonight to me. He was like this all go. I tomorrow sleep well. He's like I mean. I wish he'd done more work around the house. I I like to perspective. He gave you know he was very like you know he was like my dad. Also grew up he went to school with Al Pacino and they went to the same middle school. They had the same drama teacher and I grew up like that up like we Scorsese Chino in my deep bronze like very hard to say that but no but it was very like a girl you got toughened up. Up You know I remember the first time I was very athletic and he was very athletic and you know the first time I got hit with a football in the chest department which is different. He's like walk it off taking a man. I was like Oh okay. This is how we got it yeah <hes> he was so it was kind of like having like Pacino type as your day is good all disappear okay yeah. I liked it because like my you know having you know my daughter goes to school with kids at our work you know that they're in the business and and she's actually a very good actor and I say that you know I know I'm biased and everything she's really. She's really she's a really talented performer and she at one point was saying to me like I wouldn't wouldn't mine yeah. Yeah I'm with you. I will not love you. I have a thirteen year old and he really really shines on stage. He and his brother both really love Shakespeare Shakespeare class and they just love it and my older one in particular is very charismatic and he's super super outgoing and he's thirteen or the media and I and I said I was like yeah that that's a lifestyle decision that is not going to work for life. I send it in addition. There are many ways that I want you to explore the wonderful earful art of theatre and performance but competing with other children who have been groomed from the age of two to trip you on the way out the door does not going to happen and I just you know I said it's an adult world. It's an adult business. There are some people who really want their kids to do that. I did it and you know it was not easy. It was not thought an easy road and it is about being rejected. I can't handle it as an adult. I told her because she asked me a few times and then she finally was really like why can't I and I said I said because you will be surrounded by people who want you to think that they love you and that they are your friends or your family when what they really want to do is make money Johny correct from your work and I said and also need you to give me that speech now as I said you will be surrounded by people who judged the way you look especially as a curl judge your body they judge Your Voice. They jut you will just <unk> speed judged strangers and I don't want you to go through and also what I said to to both of my kids. Is that children in the industry. Their purpose is to be obedient. Yes and the natural state of a child is is to explore test limits and to learn but when you have people rewarding you for being obedient you do not have the freedom to be grumpy when you want to be jumping to need to go potty when you need to go potty to take as long as you need to go body like all those things that are just part of normal childhood. Get taken away when you become part of a capitalist machine you know and when when efficiency is the goal and making money is the goal and you know and that's the thing by David. Tell me like this business will use you up like a tissue they will they will throw you out when done with you and you and I have both like we've been in so many different aspects of the business you get to see that it's really the same in every aspect <hes>. Can you make the money. Can you do it quickly and efficiently patiently. Nobody has time for you to take a long time and yeah yeah well and also to yeah. They genuinely care about you yeah. They genuinely in many cases love you however the money comes first Iraq. The money comes first and I I told her she also brought up the money and I said if you WANNA make money I said when you turn sixteen you can get a job at the grocery store. You can flip burgers. Yeah you do not need to make money reality. Show where we switch thirteen year olds and deal with your daughter and you get all right. That sounds fine. I ate them up a little bit listen. I had a thirteen year old son. He's eighteen now and I would trade just for a little while because the boys alive Oh yeah <hes> that is there was some oppositional stuff when he was thirteen but it's nothing like it is with her. That's what I'm told all and I mean and I don't even get the half of it sure things that she's the the casual cruelty shown towards my wife what is Lewis Jodran Louis C._k.. Say Boys will break your things. Those will break your soul. Yes yes yes. 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It is it is a Mutt a very yin and Yang kind of thing yeah like it's no my life changed significantly overnight in ways that I had not anticipated and was not prepared for. I was very very fortunate working with Dan Rea who created blossom and I was part of the Witt Thomas Machine Tony Thomas Machine they did golden girls and empty nest and nurses and so you know and I know but the apple you know the millennials that are listening this should Google or Richard Mulligan you know it was it was a wonderful company to work for and it was a clean set and I never saw drugs and I it it was really really it was a very positive experience. <hes> it was crazy being a teenager on television because I didn't grow up in the industry and Joey Lawrence and Genevan Oy he played a younger brother and Genevan who played six <hes> you know they had been raised in the industry. They knew how to have all those interactions with people like I wasn't used to that so I was really learning learning on the job <hes> and you know it was it was a wonderful experience but people don't really remember what it was like. Then there was no internet. There were only four T._v.. Stations Yeah there was no publicity machine. Nobody cared if I had false lashes or like if my breasts were in the right place for you know for the fashion that's now being thrust upon fourteen year old girls yeah I was a kid you know really a kid and I was a teenager and it was sweet and good and we were top twenty top twenty. I five show when we could be. We were a prime time. Show we were not punky brewster with no insult to afternoon shows but we were a family show that was on against Monday night football and we held our own for five years. Yeah we jumped the shark many times you know towards the end and that's what happens. As and when the show ended I was nineteen. I was ready to go to college. I was ready to not be judged by the outside and use some of my inside you know so <hes> I went to college and I was away from the Industry for twelve years pretty much yeah yeah now <music> a dude. You know exactly what you wanted to study when you went to college because you have a p._H._d.. H._D. in neuroscience I tell them suck on that everybody. I fell in love with biology. When I was fifteen? I was never a science or math person and I had this amazing Tudor. She was an Undergrad at the time at U._C._l._A.. And she was my tutor on the set and I fell in love with biology and she gave me not only the the skill set at the confidence to believe that like I could study science and I that's what I wanted to do and that's what I did so I studied neuroscience dances my undergraduate degree. I did a minor in Hebron Jewish studies which kept my G._P._A.. Up and therefore my morale because science is still really hard for me. I was a late bloomer sure <hes> so I did my Undergrad for five years and then I went on to direct to the graduate program the P._H._d.. Program at U._C._L._A.. I got married. I had my first son in Grad school my son right after so it was a big ears having a child while in Grad School Nisa just been yeah. I mean obviously men. Have you know we we know that men suffer and they have to also think about when to have children but for women it's a very different set of decision or because you physically you at least need to leave to to crank that watermelon out of the garden and I I basically finished my my curriculum classwork and then had a child when I was in data collection and literally wrote my thesis breastfeeding laying down and typing with one hand so that was what it was like. He's a total nerd so it worked in that environment worked and then <hes> I knew that I wanted to be home with my kids which is not a popular choice for women in science but I knew that I would rather raise them than pay someone else to raise them while I was teaching someone else's children and that is not the right decision that was the right decision for me and mm for for my ex for Mike. We were married at the time that was the decision we made so I got pregnant. The week I filed my thesis with my Second Child. That's our Muslim baby and he's the one who's now ten and he's also a nerd so we did pretty good all right. Yes Shakespeare nerds. Oh man that's honestly I blake. Shakespeare is a problem because people see like oh celebrity mom that must be where they get. It and I'm like no. It's my ex. Husband is actually the Theater Person Shakespeare Lover I can't I try and practice with the I. It's like breaking my teeth and they're like mom AM I. This makes no sense to me. Can we just make it in words that make sense I had I had a I mean it was probably maybe twenty years ago ago I saw Ian mckellen and someth- Richard the something or they're involved in and it was like one of those ones where it's all jazzed up you know short of looks fascist and Shakespeare works. It's like no it doesn't and I just I just had this feeling sitting in watching that and I thought like I don't ever have to go to another Shakespeare play again in my life unless you have children who Shakespeare that's true then you bring heavily the show 'cause I did see Shakespeare in the park. I did see a midsummer night's dream so that that's the thing like I I mean I've seen just this summer action comedy of Errors Taming of the shrew which I thought was about a rodent. I thought I thought it was about like isn't that a rodent kids like no. It's a thing like it's about misogyny. Yeah have a good end it sure doesn't they show Oh her knuckle knuckle under that was you must submit they try and give it like a positive like a feminist thing like she's in on it is like it's not good. No no good no anyway and you know yeah. The stories are great but I can't understand I get so bored a job or a terrible mom well and I'm just a terrible actor like in terms of like theater and all of that yes. I just don't care about theater. Thank you ever selected you greatly that after blossom I count that was that was jury. It was during was part of the show called the Real Live Brady Bunch twenty nine times something like that. I know where area you were. The biggest fan yeah yeah you and Ricky Lake was right that she actually ended up dating and one of the cast members yeah but there was a game show that preceded it to fill out the entire the show but then the rest of it was justice amazing. It was just can I please sure it was it was Brady Bunch script verbatim and perform them but each character was as distinctive as they could be given but they would also. I do commercials like from the air it was insane. It was so much fun and it was the Solloway says it was so much fun. I saw Jane Lynch. I mean I saw a lot of people there who then went onto marry famous people you know all sorts of things but it was it was wonderful theater and it was just it was great. It was so great. Thank you. Thank you know it was it was really fun and it. Was You know it got me out of Chicago. In front of people started you know a career for me so yeah but no it was and you were so much fun to have you around because it wasn't like you know different sort of quote unquote famous people celebrities would come but like you were like the one that was let major though we're teenage young but you were also just like so sweet and nice and it was like it was I was I was I was a quirky teenager. I was kind of like a Doria personality before there was Dr Like theater dark things you know I what you were very grownup you you even at that agents crappy childhood. I know I know yeah when they force you go. That's right when they dragged the childhood out of you enforce portion of the hot seat so yeah Alexa Theater stuff I just you know I like school plays but that was about in I and then also what he's going to major in theater the theater department at any school would chew me up and spit me out because I have no formal. I've never had training as an actor so so class in college I hate the thought of it yet. Even thought of it makes me cry and I know a lot of actors. I dated one for many years who are part of a theater group tribe go every week and they did. They got the guru kind of teacher and like the thought of it is like I would love to do an absent play sure like there's material that I love but the thought of having to go over in front of these people and they're going to criticize I would cry. I cry terrible for me. I find to do quite often in in live theater. I I had this tremendous feeling of embarrassment that like somebody is. I'm in the same room with somebody just like they're crying like fake crying. See your only got there just yelling. That's all that's also like that's kind of I sometimes a part of it for me is part of my my o._C._D.. which is part of my charm kind of the inability to but the inability to be completely immersed like always have this sort of like perspective like oh my gosh? I'm standing on a stage. I'm talking to what if I took all my clothes right now for no reason which is like something only people with O._C._D.. Actually very specific like what if I run off the stage said and I personally I know so I will have full on conversations with myself while performing even big bang which was a lot like theater and that we were in front of an audience and you know it's live for that take <hes> but sometimes it would be having like whole conversations in my head like I hope I don't slip in these shoes but while delivering lines and having a conversation so that you know that kind of split ability as part of the insanity of being this kind of artist and actor like that that there are people who can totally immersed and in the moment yeah no. That's no very self gone. I've had arguments with actress to where I've said you know acting as lying it's lying and they'll be like no it's really. Tell you about the truth now. It's not being F- convincing someone something that's not true we that well and you're not a pirate. Your says you know but there there's been some some really interesting studies <hes> brain imaging studies of actors <hes> while while we perform we generate the same emotions like the brain looks fundamentally very very similar to what it looks like when you actually have emotions which I think is fascinated fascinated isn't it when you think of people who can cry on cue and who can when you think of those method actors usually are we don't need to list them. You know they are producing something though that is so close right physiologically and all those things that that's that's why it works. It's almost like a guru thing like being able to slow down your heart right right in your brain right people with associated identity disorder which we used to call multiple personality. You can see different physiological things in each of the personalities different from blood pressure different heart rate so it's very interesting. It's that as actors we do. We dissociate that way to create this character yeah now after you got after he got your P._H._d.. You decided to stay home did you have were you going to be home with your kids forever. You know I mean did what was what we were sort of out of show. No I was out of show business and my my then husband. He was finishing his masters in political theory and Yeah I had a newborn and I had a toddler. I was teaching neuroscience. I taught in the home school community. Oh well yeah I taught junior high and high school neuro science and biology and a little bit of chemistry. I was tutoring Hebrew tutoring piano. I was doing everything I could to make ends meet. I mean we you know. People didn't make money like they used to. Money doesn't last people think it does and Yeah I was. I was a family running out of health. Insurance is why I went back to acting. I I needed to get my sag insurance back because I had an infant and I had a toddler and that's that's the God's honest truth sure I missed acting but I enjoyed no one caring what I looked like or how stringy and hippy dippy my hair was or if my clothes fit or any of that stuff so it didn't reluctantly reenter the I love performing. I love making other people happy with my performance that kind of actor. I didn't miss fame. I didn't Miss Money. I didn't Miss People telling me I'm awesome because I don't believe it anyway but I missed. I did miss that that interaction between an act between performer and director that whole thing so yeah I had never heard of the Big Bang theory when I was called in to audition for it but like I did a couple rolls. I did like an episode of bones where I didn't even have a name. It was like lady number two yeah. I did like make an episode of saving grace. I just did whatever most casting directors were too young to even know or care who I was and I have no problem. auditioning last time you saw me I was nineteen and I was on a Sitcom like totally all audition and then it was called in for the Big Bang theory. I'd never heard of it. I mean I heard of it in its first season because I was told I was mentioned on it and I was like Oh. It must be a game show. I had no idea wow so to get back in. Did you have go back to your old age in. Nobody wanted me so I actually they had a writing project at at a at a management company and I literally I was like eight months pregnant with my second kid. I was working with a friend on a writing project and I said to her Rep. Do you think anybody would be interested in talking to me about repping me and I was thinking no. It's GonNa be interested and like a couple days later. I get this email that tiffany Kuzan wants to talk to you about repping unum like tiffany. We were friends in high school. This was a friend I had at the end of Flotsam and nobody keeps in touch because there were no phones in there are no cell phones. There was no Internet when we were Fr- We've met at the gym and we would we hung out for years. During the end to blossom she had just moved from Connecticut. She worked at U._T._A.. And she apparently now was a talent rep and wanted to rep me so she took me on eight months pregnant pregnant that was almost eleven years ago and it's like having a manager who you also know and like stayed at her parent's house and it's really cool. That's great. It's good I mean it's not I mean we obviously do things socially but not so much that it makes being business the partners difficult but yes so she took me back on and then <hes> yeah. She's been my manager since that's fantastic yeah. It's it's always nice to hire people that you like. I have to have relationships tips with people that I work with. I just could never have had like his ass one. 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That's better help dot com slash three questions now because we have limited time so I want to get to the next step Caz. We'd need feel like you get where I came from. Absolutely it's a mess yeah look at Wikipedia. If you really WanNa know what like what's what's next for you now I mean. Are you going to go back to neuroscience or well okay so I shouldn't say no. I no you shouldn't say shouldn't say no so I think I'm too much of a distraction to be like. I would like to teach at the local community college. You know like silly and I don't think that's where I'm best utilized actually from being on that show so yeah but I actually just I <hes> started teaching a neuroscience seminar for ten home schoolers. Two of them are my kids so you know I'm a person who really needs structure so literally as Big Bang was winding down. I was like I'm going to design a neuroscience curriculum and I'm going to teach my children and eight of their friends and that's what we're doing so that's home schooled. My Kids are home schooled so so I'm I'm doing that. In terms of neuroscience I obviously do a lot of public speaking and things about science and putting a female face on science and stem and all those things but no I'm <hes> trying to see sort of acting is what my next Gig is. <hes> I wrote a screenplay that I plan to direct which sounds so vanity and so like I hate it listen. It's my it's. It's it's based on on a lot of it's based on a lot of things that happen to me so it feels a little bit less gratuitous because it's Kinda like warm. I GonNa meet some like first time director and be like all right so this is what it looked like when I walked over here you know so so and and I have I've directed a short and like I I've grown up learning and loving yes the mechanics of our industry. I'm not just a person who wants to like walk on the stage next. I'm really interested in the practicalities of our industry so I don't WanNa be like I'd like to direct but I have to say when I fill my short filmed it in thirty five millimeter also which was like a kind of a tribute to my parents and their documentary history I was like oh I like this a lot. Yeah I like wearing a baseball hat and not having to care about what I look and I wanna live and breathe the script that I wrote and then I want to be so tired at night that I don't even have time to be stressed or depressed. You take a bath and go over the shots and go to bed like this feels good so that's a plan to try and do that. We're looking for investors now. That's a whole process yeah. You know. There may be a home for me in Sitcom. I'm told that that's where I make people the most money so let's do. Do that but I have no active you know I don't everything's really up in the air right now and that's really hard for me just as a person not so much like an actor. I do have to work again. I do not make as much money as people think <music>. I'm a person who does I need to pay the mortgage and I need to pay health insurance and support my kids and <hes> all those things so I want to work again and also need to work again. That's okay <hes> I would love for like the Cohen Brothers to be like my we've been waiting for you to be done with that. Show so we can cast you in our next film as murderous it. Yeah I mean like there are many directors who I feel like I could be your Muse. You've just gotTa look hard like I'm not going to get those leading lady roles in all those films that you know those those Rom coms. That's not me. It wasn't me when I was eleven. It's not GonNa be me now but I'm quite frankly those are boring yeah but but also like there's you know the world has changed so much that like indies indies becoming mainstream and like so for those of us who used to have like a niche thing you know like when Zoe Chanel was actually in indies you know like that niche thing is kind of become more mainstream which is a little bit hard for kind of you know the quirky girls among us so I'm. I'm really open to kind of seeing what the industry wants from me. <hes> you know I've I've written books. There may be other books that I write but I don't know I I do. I have a youtube channel with seven hundred sixty thousand subscribers and that's something I'm very proud of. I speak about everything from like divorce to veganism too Big Bang theory to women's issues and that's really been an interesting project of mine and that's still something I do. There is an audience of people who WanNa listen to me talk. I don't get it. My kids are like why do people I don't know kids but they do so hush up so yes I work on my youtube channel and I have a website rock nation and we now put it out as a newsletter and that's the place where I still get to write because I do love writing and I still I do that. Take it easy crisis a lot of shit but but honestly like you know I don't have a place I go every day so I just came from taekwondo and like I get to know but I get to do fun things like this that he's always like when we have the time but it's a lot of catching one doctor's appointments. Let's be honest. That's what happens when you get off. It's like okay I got to go to the dentist. Only on my thyroid needs to be checked out Howard seeing that you know your mother's drain correct. So where am I going. I don't know I actually I I've taken onto. It's GonNa make me sound like a big nerd bigger nerd than I am. <hes> there's a couple of groups that I study with <hes> like tech study Jewish study like Talmud philosophy philosophy like that like like she's a crazy God freak its philosophy philosophy and psychology so I have of two groups that I study with and like that's something that like now I have time to do that. You can carve out you know that our week to be like we're GONNA study together and it's his nerdy as it sounds like we got on the phone and you go through a taxed and you analyze what it means and how it applies to modern life and what's the history around it and like it's nerdy but that's what I like to do and I'm glad to be doing that and I think also like being able to have more time for like the things that move me Jewish. Lee is very important to me like turning off my phone for twenty five hours. A week on the Sabbath is like the greatest gift I think the best thing ever. I'm sorry even if you're not a religious person that listens powering down like it. I don't believe in God but I would convert just too many Jews. Don't believe in the company just to have that no. It's a fantastic arrest. We'll see we'll see well. We're very close to you needing to leave. I mean you're so scheduled out well taekwondo podcast and then what are you going to go to therapy deliver a baby. Don't knock therapy. I'm going to go you can deliver a brain baby a new feeling yeah so well. There's then there's the third question what have you learned. What do you think what do you think the the point of my m._B._A.? Alex life is well. I mean that's a separate question to be quite honest. There are things so I ask you want that one. What's the point of my life if I learned because I've learned a lot of things that have contributed the point in my life as well answer whatever yeah what do I hear you can just leave? I'll finish up L.. A. Locked the door on the way out. You know I've learned that oh I've learned a lot of the things that sound very cliche you know I've learned that <hes> I just got emotional. It's an emotional question. They're not gonNA. They're not gonNA put you know on my tombstone. How hard I worked and how much money I made Richard Weitz Yeah Yeah Yeah? That's not what I'm going to be known for like. That's what I've learned that that is the truest thing ever that having people who love you truly and deeply and loving people truly and deeply and authentically is far more valuable than anything. It's the only thing it really is and and and sort of like the corollary to that that is everything that you have to do to become a person who believes you're deserving and worthy of love. That's the other things you have to learn and that's the journey of my life that means therapy it means he's finally learning to meditate because I don't WanNa have acid reflux and be put on all these medications right because what ails me is my brain you know and learning to slow down my thinking learning to slow down my body like I did cognitive behavioral behavioral therapy worked for a year to learn what it feels like when I get anxious because I just push through it and then it just keeps building right so like those are all the things I've had to learn you know so that I can become a person who can give love move right also to love children the way I want to to not be apparent who screams at them to not be a parent who uses force against them or makes them scared of me as a way to them right. Those are the things I had to learn to earn that love yes right. <hes> and I've made many mistakes for which I feel like they're gonNa make me pay my whole life you know because that's also part of what you learn. I mess up all the time I mess up all the time and anytime you think you've got it figured out is exactly when it's not figured out right and I always see with my advice to parents when they asked me is learned to apologize to your mistake absolutely I don't I learnt everyday apologizing. I'M GONNA mess up royally today. 'cause I've never been your mom at this stage. I know that's I actually had to confess that to my son just recently as like by the way everything we did with you. It was the first time well and even the second time you've never had to do it knowing that you had an older and that's what I say to them. I'm like everybody's crying in the car and I don't. I don't know how to make us all stop. I don't know I don't I can I feed it. That's probably not a good idea right right like that's those are the things again that I learn to find out. You know what comes next yeah well. This has been a delight your delight. Oh thank you and I'm such a fan of yours. Oh so many years we all are in my house thank you that's great yeah well. This is really been fun and good luck to you and you're an amazing using person you truly are no. I mean just wow as Shakespeare would say wow all right well. Thank you all of you for listening to this edition of the three questions with the Andy Richter we will be back and asking somebody more of the same bullshit later somebody else the same bullshit later okay. The three questions with Andy Richter is a team COCO annual production. 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