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In The Draft Show - The NASCAR ROVAL! Pre-Race Show
"Dr. Do one. Green green Fokin like Cal now coming down, don't do anything. Welcome everyone to end the draft with Wilson. And was I Wilson once again back here in sunny southern California, perverse, short amount of time. Meanwhile, right across the meter, beautiful studio of the Dakotas version. Two point zero. Mr. Scott, who is what's going on, there was well Thursday night football happening as records. Everybody bet the over. Oh, really points in the first half. Welcome to the NFL defense. Right, exactly. There is none. It's just who can score and let less place. I don't even have that on who pray tell is, tells the Minnesota means you've been Minnesota hanged, Elise, all right on there, you go. The play, the Rams in the Viking close where I'm now and then where it was for the past two weeks there, your kids. He's right there. Hey, shut out the Kyle. Larson and his girl got married secretly on Wednesday. Oh, they did. Oh, I thought maybe it had a kid or someone saw the congratulations. I was like, oh, what do they? But they're gonna have a couple of kids. I think they have audit that I know of. They've at least that he that he says his, yeah, but we don't really know. Actually, we probably will know when it starts getting a little older. You probably be pretty parentis. Right. Very short. That's my bowl. So we went and he got surprise Mary, is that what he did? I guess I didn't even know they're engaged. Well. Of course, really couldn't care less either the, you know why, you know I did it though. You know, I got married now in Casey, doesn't survive the awesome this that is the row rueful he so scared of it. He was like, we'd better get married. We don't know for the whole seat who were we kidding we're giving tickets away. Yeah, you'll paying for crap there. How many people? Okay. How many people do you think we're getting ahead of ourselves? How many people do you think are actually going to show up to the role. Do you think that they're going to get a bump out of it or not? Because there is uniqueness, it's all different and there's commercials exploiting what rove means here it is. They're not because that's car fans, especially in that area. Don't like new things. Yeah, people hated it when they changed it from Lowe's Motor Speedway to Charlotte Motor Speedway up, you think Robles going to be a God damn thing. They're gonna. They're gonna take into their homes and then the other nagging question coming into the wroval is and you should know because you got to do the whole like research project on the questionnaire on it, and they show you different things and they ask you lots of questions is that are an oval are for row course over for oval or are for row decor, and then vol- for wroval waiter break. It's it's raw oval oval. Oh, so they put two in there, but they thought it was to Australian Ruvo's. That might well the ruble by the way, I've come up with a new idea to get in the draft show millions of dollars, and here's what we do. We don't go away from race. We're going to combine it with another show in put the names together close. It's, it's, it's almost going to be like Sirius XM. No, I'm coming up with with a new mode, new app controlled toilet product though. Really? What's that? It'd be called day mate. And you control the water with your phone. Twenty nine ninety five. Here's how to order. You gotta buy the thing and then you gotta download the app. Listen rope a week could be my favorite week. Johnny. The producer to the stars of the faceoff hockey show media faction, and I will be live streaming it from his house since I will be there to right. You will be there in Merlin. Yeah, so we will be doing that and Johnny will be like, what the hell is this shit constantly. I know I'm so bummed because I'm literally looking forward to this whole thing and I wasn't. I have to admit that I was looking more forward to your you and Johnny doing the thing than it was to the race itself until until the post ratio from last week's race at Richmond, where I'm watching this, it's very rare that a watch post ratio usually races over. I'm like, okay, we're, where's the beer? I'm done. We're moving on and I watched a post ratio because at the very end of the race, they basically were saying, guess what in the post ratio. We're going to tell you that this is just going to be just a just a tire fire this road course is going to be terrible. They confirmed every one of Johnny Ps fears before we even got anywhere close to the track and it was like, holy crap. I really, really impaired off that don't get to watch us with you guys on this weekend. Yeah, it's going to be a fantastic showing. So if you stay in the draft show. On Twitter, we will post the YouTube link up for that and you guys can chat along with us. Yes, and it's going to be a bleep show also might have Jen, the NHL history girl pop in as well. That'd be also and and and just warning to the parents out there. It is definitely going to be this. This definitely rated are not for the kiddies be NC seventeen. Who's. So enjoy up before we get to where we go. We've gotta know read been yet and and Richmond was that was a race, wasn't it? Yeah, so there it was there. It happened. There was a good part to it though, because it was really about the big three is all about Harvey and treks and Kabul I believe true x. required me from wrong because it can't remember believe tricks of the most laps in this one hundred sixty three. Yeah. And then and then Kevin Harvick was a distant second. And then Kabul actually, Kyle is second to okay, there you. I thought somebody was in the nineties. Yes. And then because Lasky had more than Kevin, Harvick really wasn't a frontal night. That's the thing is Kevin Harvick came on in the second half of the race, and he was still up there. He was up there the entire time, but in the second AC really he really cranked it up and I was holy crap. You could do the win four and freedom road. That's insane. And thank goodness. In the part of the commentary I saw, which was most of it. I think they weren't going on what are the odds that you could win for neuro? Because that's all they did last week or the first week in Indy goal. What are the all GIC with three in Rome, like the odds of the three in a row at this point of pretty good because we've already seen two guys do it this year. Yeah. And they're on one in sixty eight thousand nine hundred seventy three point two, five. I'm like cheese. Nobody cares dude. So I was happy that they weren't doing over the turns four in a row, but I was also jazzed it was like manna be really cool to see somebody win for races in a row. We didn't get that. But as a very fair subsitute I thought we had if antastic battle between Kabusheyeme brag his Ascii I thought those guys when they do it out it was it was highly entertaining to watch us knowing that they don't get along together made a little bit better. Yeah. No, that was. It was a fun. It was exciting part for a bit their overall though. It wasn't a kind of tuned out for a bit. I watched the entire thing. I kinda just a little bit too now. I don't know why. Usually Richmond. I'm kind of up for it was more paying attention to remember. There's grandstands the backstretch like it was. It was kind of it wasn't. It wasn't bad. Attendance wasn't created -tendance why it wasn't great. The playoff drama? I don't know. It seems that after last week. It didn't seem as great. I guess if that means anything because last week, all guys are blowing tires everywhere. Wilson didn't see it that way, but I saw it that way and now is just like all the all you see the top. Top twelve Ps all the playoff guys there. So that means very little movement in the standings very little movement on the bar, which means this bleep show of wroval race is going to just well, it's a double edged sword because you're absolutely right, and that was one of the things that made it less interesting is that all of those guys, all those guys were inside the top twenty. All sixteen drivers wins up twenty. That's great for them because they all stepped up. Why do they all step up? Because they're all afraid of this race that's coming up and that's like the second half of it is all of the non excitement. We got a non drama, I guess I should say with the plow that we got in Richmond, we're going to get back plus like eleven in this race because who knows what the hell is going to happen in this thing. And like I said, I wasn't jazzed about it until I realized that the drivers and the commentators themselves were like, this is going to be a mess. And now I want every race to be there. I need everything to Roble all all the time. Exactly. I love the fact that they even the NBC guys check out of the race. You're showing practice footage of the tests. God endless endless footage of the cars crashing into the walls, and, and that's really, you know, that was one of the things that and there was one other thing that stuck out to me in the broadcast number one. I was like, okay, now they're just they're at least common denominator doing the least common denominator here. They're like, listen, we know you're not watching anyway. We know that Dale Jr. is in the booth isn't helping out either. I mean, a little bump, not much just come for the wrecks. Man just come for the Rex. It would be like every ad for every hockey game being two guys like thrash each other here. Here's my question first off the Thrashers moved to Winnipeg second all headed. Like if you're if you're already checking out on the race, you have in front of you, what makes you think people write a check in the next day? Oh, that's why they were shown nothing but wreck footage. Because even on the Instagram today during practice they, they showed Brad Kozlowski going too fast furious coming out of turn and just drifting. This somebody is gonna run into something really hard. You probably want to see this. I am waiting for. I'm trying to bring up the course now I'm waiting for the moment in which someone kareem's off of out of the chute intern. Six going to turn seven corinn's off the roadway and head on someone in earn one. Yeah, you know happen. Yeah. I mean, whether if they offenses there the wall, if you try hard enough anything to be knocked down, and then what happens if they run straight through one and just keep going through the oval, like we've put tires, I guess, put tires. They'll just run into the tires in one, my what I want to happen. If a guy Rex into tires and one just leave the car there. Oh, you don't even pull it out. Another stage has just low local caution, and if we're gonna if we're gonna Mario Kart this sum bitch, if those green lines aren't power Busse I don't. I don't leave the cars there. Leave them. Brings up a great point, and I know we're get ahead of ourselves. But honestly, Richmond wasn't that great. Like. I don't know. Maybe I'm just maybe am I am. I may be bitter no at everything. And that's why I'm not enjoying the racist should. No, you're right in. Not only was it not that great. The only good part. The good part was published break has Laskey and having this cushion here at the house about it. Because those guys, I mean they were genuine like side-by-side, ING, it, you know, I mean, Kyle was was gaining. He was trying to make moves because last year was holding off on the high side. It was a lot of fun and then they're like. -nounce doodo we're gonna go to KOMO. You're not gonna miss a thing. We're going to go side by side. It's not side by side by the way, it's seventy five percent at twenty five percent of this little microscopic screen where the showing in the question of the came from from my side of the TV broadcast was why if it's interesting finally, are they going to commercial? And I said, that's the problem. The the problem is they have the ability to go side by side and get it that you know, you gotta get your ads in, but they're so they stated that schedule so Strickland and used to do this fifteen twenty years ago. If there was something awesome happening on the track, they would wait and then they will go to commercial after the awesome thing was done well here they're like, we're going one way or the other. It would be like the bases were loaded in the guy's pitching to, you know, the the number three number four hitter and they're like, this is really exciting. The score could change anytime. We'll go ahead and go side by. Side and they wouldn't do it there because people be screw this, this, this dumb, and that's what they do in the NASCAR is if it's time to go to commercial, you could have three cars upside down and two guys running to the checkered flag. You know, Telugu night style. They go will do the side by side. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I'll my God. They're running down turf seventeen. No. But you're coming to the finish, roughly what's in the infield, hey, you don't even get come with their Godmen have to come back for frigging Butler. Rutledge stuff this weekend. I didn't even think about that until you just said it all. Dude, the did the Richmond era was in here. They're having a picnic job with the infield thing and the stupid picnic thing. I'm like, I wanna see the God damn race done. I don't wanna see him standing. I'm not a big fan of shockingly. I can't wait to see Johnny full on Rutledge that he is. I don't think he's experience which that was gonna be. My question does even know who were at ledges because I want his unfiltered opinion. You will get that on the in the draft show off hockey, mix up. So you got to come up with a name. You put them both together. I know in the faceoff show up in the face off show. Yeah, exactly. The face off because we already have the face all draft show. In because then we go, it'll faceoff. Can we make a commercial for it? Can you get on that in less than five months? Hey, you know what? You forgot. Okay. So he's giving me crap in numbing and the the not making the intro. You forgot that for a whole entire week after we saw each other. I was still in Minnesota that, no, you know, you've been home for how long. Sunday, Monday to say at previous that five days was a Minnesota previous to that gentleman, this proves you pay for what you get. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Previous pay for previous previous Minnesota. I was, where was I previous Minnesota was in Hawaii for a couple of days before those in Kentucky, but to be fair, I ask for this like a year and a half, a guy, I know, and I've been places ever since. Ladies pillow pill. This made it sent me, oh God, the pillow forts rate, and I'm going to have to build two more pillow for it because I got to go to Kentucky again. And then after that's back to Canada, although that will be a panda home of coal Pearn. Yeah, seventy eight merchant shooting when both stages he did. Yeah. So yeah, he won both stages and because we'll talk about what what that. Yeah, let's talk right now about what that did before we actually talked about those wins. Did the other race that can see because I was driving at that point. Dale Jr. I was flying. I didn't see any of this. Oh, I thought you saw junior finish, fourth in the xfinity, race, man, and you won that one. I'm very surprised at that. Watch watched, maybe like ten seconds of it. I watched the NASCAR put on there. I wasn't fully enthralled in this race either with Dale junior driving where I mean, the lead ninety six laps so it anything for attendance. Oh no, that's the thing. So this this proves any kind of point at friggin Dale Jr. moves the needle on any kind of anywhere he goes to. That's the thing. Yeah. I mean, even that didn't bring people out. I mean, honestly, honestly, honestly, just short in the races, short in the season, twenty racist. Let's just twenty races. How about that twenty many races, all of them between two and three hundred miles except for the Daytona five hundred. You can do a Daytona five hundred. I'm fine with that. And and. And there it is. We've done it, you know, have like have like maybe the last five be the championship. So fifteen racist qualify last five races, each race, you eliminate some people, boom done. You'll eliminate in in one-two-three actually maybe a four race, playoff, maybe one to three in the championship race. Okay. Do I have some breaking news now do really we'll have to say this the news, it's breaking news, but it's not so breaking news a tease for the next segment. What's the deal with Camping World truck series drivers stealing trucks. Oh yeah. They like to steal stuff and they like to get themselves in this time, not even my carbon. So this ex, my car, not even my karma. Who did this this time? So we'll talk about that here in a bit. Oh. So then on top of all of this, all right. So tricks wins, Bo segments because of that. Cobb. Slower I call bowed. Great. I don't know what you're talking about. Who won the race. We watched him win the race. Did they talk about this on NBC? Would they have talked about this on FOX. Call Bush after the great battle with break his Laskey wins the race. And like you said, he was what third or so on the leaderboard in terms of laps led. He was second. He was, are you kidding? He was second ninety two after tricks. I wish that had Sirius XM NASCAR satellite radio now because I want to call the guy who sounds like him up at and I just wanna say, explain to me how this makes sense because everybody all twenty five people who are at the race and all seventy five people who watch on TV. Everybody knows that Kabushiki had a one of the top three cars if not one of the top two cars, he led second, most laps, he took the checkered flag. He outrace. He did it by all-race announced out, strategizing, but outracing break his housekeeper on the track. And yet he was not first in points in this race, those Martin tricks, junior, he wasn't second. I was Kevin Harvick. He wasn't third that was chase Elliott. He wasn't fourth. That was Eric Morel. He wasn't fifth. You ended up in the race, ninth? No Kabushiki who crossed the line first. We all agree had the best or one of the two best cars of the night. He was six points, fourteen less points at the end of the race, the March treks junior who didn't win Jack and didn't even finish. Second. Burying the lead Wilson. Oh, what's that? Finally, NBC's crawl at the end of the race that had forty points was correct. That's true. That is true because they never tell you how many points they really got at the and your average rate. He finally did it right. Got it, right. Yep, nobody. Nobody saw that race would say that Kabul had the six best car. And yet the point say he had the six best stuff in card doesn't make start thirty ninth for Pete's sake. Everyone forgets that he started thirty ninth because I don't know. We failed tech or lug nut. Yeah, so he got into record had to do some some cosmetic to it. It was impound race. I think I don't know. Yeah. And then on top of that, hey, remember hamlet points, but it's supposed to be like football. You're supposed to be able to tell that he's a head. He was a head for ninety two laps, and yet he had the sixth the minute, the problem with two laps for in stage three when it doesn't really matter. Apparently it doesn't matter. Apparently it is far more important to do a Martin tricks junior, didn't that because that's what the points are saying. The poyser saying it is far more import. I want to win the first stage and win. The second stage is to win the race. And if that's the message you're trying to send loud and clear. We all got it just give point stage points each. The third stage to, I didn't mean to hit the mic, emotional. I get it, but that's what they're saying. What they're saying is that those the first and the second stage are more important than the final stage if we're just talking points. Yeah, no, absolutely. Because you gain points so they should give tricks, junior, the trophy or a trophy we should. We need plastic trophy. Yep. He's get a plastic trophy for literally if they don't fix this next year, we're doing this. We have to. We, we've got victimless. It's absolutely ridiculous. Okay. So because of that here is where we stand. Okay. I'm sitting actually, here's where we sit. Kabua's wanna race. He is in the next round brackets. Laskey is one race. He's in the next round. Merton tricks, junior in on points wanted to percent, nothing. He. I mean, he could just he can drive straight men that tire wall. In fact, if I were probably would just so could and my night early and he's through Kevin Harvick same thing. One percent through everybody from fifth on Josh Pola Gano on down. Do you remember the Josh, AFP story? That was that was a Joe Miller thing. Everybody from Joel llegado all the way down to the dude to all the way down Jimmy Johnson there in the points range, right? Eric, Jones hundred to back Demi hemlock hundred, ten back. They can't point their way and they have. They've got no choice. They have to win or that's it. They're done. What do they have to win? They gotta win the rove all. Italy, I had Hamlin Hamlin going out. You did myself on the Gano in right now. Lagaan darn good with twenty one point margin over Ryan Blaney and twenty five point margin over. But let's talk about these guys. Okay. So top four we know are moving on. Bottom to Eric Jones, sending him with the gotta win, or they're done, so we'll we'll take care of them real quick. G see either of those guys winning this race on Sunday because I don't. Yeah. Percent chance? I don't know who's gonna win the race, but I'm pretty certain. I'm going to be our Jones Denny dessert and I'm pissed it air Jones because Jones was to you. He was, he was running so well, so well, coming into the playoffs. What happened after gun the ploughs fortieth in the first race gets caught up in somebody else's stuff. Eleventh in the second race and then Denny Hamlin Richmond was supposed to be his. I mean, that was supposed to be his jam, and then he finished sixteenth, legitimate sixteenth, after you know, thirty second in the opener at Indy than the seems like so long ago sixteenth at his track his home track. So you know what? If he doesn't make it, it's his own damn fault because he blew the opportunity that he had. He say, you can't believe anybody else like he like that. That team like, hell, you look at the team. Everyone else did pretty damn well, Eric Jones. Eleventh. True. Rex third Bush won the race where the hell was this, whereas, whereas anywhere around there and did he was he was, I think he was over talking to Stewart. Haas is what he was. That's probably at their pitstops guys get to start a Sackler just slap number on the cell smart was one behind Hamlin. Going twelve. So so let's talk about the other guys because. Oh, he finished. Oh, that's right. You finish seventeenth. So yeah, Lagaan. Oh. Eric, moral locale, Larson those guys are all together. I think this point, all three of those guys get through and the one who's blowing my mind right now as Eric for canal Meral. He finished sixth that indie that Richmond, what the hell just mocking you. He's playing with else money, right? Yeah, totally, man. I mean, come on how the hell is he doing? That boggles my mind. Yeah, I, you know what? It's it's smarts. He's playing a smart. I guess, like we're, we're eating crow for this. I mean you more than me. We both thought he was bubbled. We're going to be better, but apparently not. Dale sore as next year when three races like that's gonna be the fathomable. Oh, and you know, that's what we'll talk about in the second half of the show because he may. He may have stumbled across an even better opportunity to and he's getting fired. Yeah. So those three guys, I think they're all pretty safe right now. Even though I picked Lagaan to to not make it llegado for me actually is like the wild card out of that Gano and Amaral enough to make him. I know right. So some crazy stuff is gonna have to happen then it gets a little bit more interesting because you've got Kurt Busch and Kurt. Busch has been a wreck in the first two races which is surprising how he's so high, like those winds actually do mean something. I guess they do man. I I guess they do, and he's right there with chase, Elliott and Austin Dillon. I mean, who would have guessed Austin? Dillon would be, you know, ten points, ten points above the cut line at this point because he's, he's been consistent. Eleventh and sixth. I think he's gonna falter in this one. He very well. Could he? He's they're not of the mentality, play it safe and then they're playing the, we've got a win. No, not the way to do it that you don't play it that way right now the stupid course. And I think everything from Kurt Busch down. That's where you get into your gray area from Kurt Busch, eighth all the way down the Jimmy Johnson in fourteenth there seventeen points. That's it. Seventeen point separating one, two, three, four, five, what seven drivers seventeen points. Curb Bush has been. I mean, normally I would say Larry wildly in inconsistent. Terrible in the first racist, twenty eighteenth chase, Elliott. I think probably is going to get through. But it's still question Mark for him a little bit for me. Then the problem after those guys, you have Austin Dillon. I don't know about him Alex Bowman, who knows how to go with him Ryan Blaney probably the best of those three. I mean, definitely the best of those three, but probably the most all of those three. But in twelve with the smallest margin them right behind those guys, Clint Boyer two wins this year. Jimmy Johnson, both of those guys veterans experiencing community big when the money is on the line. So the two guys that I think have the best shot at gaining points are the two guys are below the cut line. So not only is it going to be crazy because you'll know if anybody's going to wreck. But I think it's crazy because everybody from Kurt Busch down Jimmy Johnson, you could just kind of throw many Ozzy Cup in jumble up and who knows what order they're gonna come out after this thing. Yeah, exactly. I mean, I think Ryan Blaney as talented his years could be the one his destined to fail. His cars are very much speedway cars down this road course thing. If this was a regular Charlotte race, he probably be a lot more confident. And that's why I kinda give an inch to chase Elliott because he did win Watkins Glen, he did your obselete, right? I forgot about that. That was his win. So I think that I think that that could help them along the way to at least navigate road course and to be a little bit more a little bit more comfortable that works towards it sort of works for employers. Well, because he's a, he's a good course racer. Yeah, I was gonna say, why are you putting Kyle Larson that makes them like Kyle in kind of a, he's he's an outlaw guy, so he knows how to save a damn cargo inside ways. Yeah, I think I think he, I think he's in the group above him. I think so. I mean, who knows these guys kill Ben going into term one. But so who knows for sure. But I kinda group him with the guys without Merlin Lugano above them that they've got enough of a points margin. They just need to take care of business, make it through the first stages somewhere in the top ten and they're good. But yeah, these other guys, man and I again, I mean, it's going to be just like a total like mad house and that's what they're advertising, but they should be advertising all of those guys Bush Elliott Dylan Bowman, Blaney Boyer Johnson, seven guys and two of them are one hundred percent go to go home. I mean, yeah. I mean maybe more than that, if Ghana or moral Rex or something like that, but still it who knows this is probably the most exciting or the potentially potentially the most exciting cut race we've ever had. Yeah. And for the stupidest reasons, and for the stupidest reasons and part of the reasons because no clues gonna win this thing, I don't even know how to pick it. When we get to the picks later. I got no clue how to. Zero idea. I do have a side bet for us, so that's good. That's good. How many curse finish the race? Well, okay. We got. Some of those guys, those guys through whammy of them that aren't already locked in. Who do you think has the best chance to be the surprise out of that group? Either surprise they're out and you thought they were going to be in or surprise there any thought they were going to be out. Double Jay, Jimmy, Jimmy Johnson. Yeah, I still think he has Charlotte, magic in. Yeah, somehow, someway comes to track becomes frigging superman. Yeah. So I think that he has a good chance of just playing it smart and letting everybody else kind of go crazy. Kurt Busch is going to tank. A, why think Kirpal tank. He's high. Like that's a lot of points. That's what fifteen points cutline. Yep. Yeah, yeah, it is, but I don't know something about him. I don't trust, especially with the way the the looking for a new ride is going in the uncertainty. I think he's going to be gripping the wheel a little too tight. I think he's gonna be. He's gonna be corrected a little bit too much. Yeah, I agree with Johnson. I mean, you know he has had village that come up big and big races and wasn't he actually superman one time here thing it was. No, that was seen. He was. Oh, he was. He was he was superman, but that was auto club that was at auto. Yep. And then from the guys that are inside right now. I would say mostly because it supports my theory of who's going to be out Lugano. Wow, didn't have a good brace in Richmond, and I know he's got a huge point margin Clint Boyer. But if he wrecks out early, all bets are off. So that means he's going to win the race he could. He could absolutely hell awesome. Would it be like Jones is wins damn race. Now everything gets throw everybody into tizzy, that'd be the best I would love. So come on something, of course, crap. Oh my gosh. We've gone to the end of the first art, so here's what we're going to Tom. So quick before we go. Yeah, go for it. Shutout gray. Golding. Didn't need to make his money. Didn't he gray Golding money this week on the number fifty. Two had live casino and hotel of Maryland on the car really Diddy the number fifty two done a new burger tribute. I'm sure he probably doesn't who done noon burger is. Oh. Oh, but the Maryland live casino on the on the hood of that number fifty to ride so good for for Maryland, good for Dinu burgers to be relevant on the shell again. Thanks, thanks, NASCAR dot com for putting them the paint can preview by the way. Yeah, you know, listen, it's the fifty two car. They probably got the. They got everything straight away. Got a ram. Ram rap the rap like five minutes before the race start. Exactly. Oh my God. Somebody had spray paint can like some stencils that they bought from the always. It's we'll take a break when we come back. We gotta talk about NASCAR news, Ryan Newman. Daniel Suarez AJ Elleman Dinger we've got drivers at could be bouncing all over the place. We've got a driver that stealing crap, and now the laws looking for him. So we'll talk about all that more. Plus, of course, the picture the Roble who are gonna pick the room, no clue. We're going to pick the win. So we'll find out together is basically what I'm saying. So you just say wroval a bunch of times until we come. If you're looking for horrible, NASCAR fix, you've come to the right place in the draft. Welcome back to in the draft with Wilson was I'm Wilson that is the Woz man big wroval over. Over in Saturday's robo racing on Saturdays, Saturday Roble Sunday Roble every game. Robo radcow job. How many times I say it. It still sounds ridiculous. M by the way how they trademarked it. I don't know because wroval is eight of its trademarked I thought they did, but if they did rove Eliza term that's been around. I mean, they didn't event it. NASCAR did not have that term. I don't care what they say. People have been saying that for years wroval really. They, they have. Yeah, spin mostly when it comes to like Daytona because twenty four hours a day is running a partially on the oval partial in the infield course. People just refer to it as revel. Maybe they figure, oh, well, since it was since the term was technically coined at one of our SE tracks. That means we own it or something. I don't even know there is a rural corporation of a soccer Japan is there? Yeah, there's a Roble foods of Miami, Florida. Of course, there is. There's Roble for paints. I don't even know wroval for bicycle parts robocaller rove ler rove ler is at kind of like wrote with a robo company of Thousand Oaks, California. Oh, maybe I should stop by and say, I say, hey, but but we were talking off the air about the role in who's involved in it and who you said it was baseball baseball person that's going to the press pass during the press pass on Sunday. Eleven AM which is a show by the way for everybody who doesn't. Daniel Hamrick will be on. He'll drive the number eight car again told me about sense. It's baseball hall of Famer Chipper Jones of of course because you know, because he has such close ties to Charlotte. And four major league baseball pitcher, Matt Duff, of course, Madoff. Do you not remember my stuff? I remember Chipper of course, but Matt Duff weathermen stuff. He pitch. He pitched seven games for the St Louis cardinals. God. He's that that gets you on a show. I mean, and the two thousand two. I was like full-on, like fantasy baseball, like day-night up and down. I don't remember who met office apparently met also co hosts friends of our ATV. So I think that has something to do with it, I guess. So man, I guess, to tie in there, but. In two thousand two thousand two. He pitched in two thousand two. I told you who like the player who was third in line to be the closer for you know, the Toronto Blue Jays was, but I can't tell you who met Duff was he had a great two weeks of baseball from July. Thirtieth to August. Thirteenth with their you gotta four, four seventy six ERA with four strikeouts right on there. You go met met Duff and but then who was the who say the grand marshal us for this Ron Rivera of the the Charlotte, Charlotte Panthers the Carolina Panthers? Okay. I guess I can see why they picked him, but I I never get that. I've never gotten that. They always do like a grand marshal like it's a parade or something, you know, oh, we're doing grandma show. There's not a grand marshal for football game every week. There's a grand marshal for baseball games have the the first pitch. So I guess kinda the same thing, but I never get the idea behind the grand Marshall. It's base. Basically just pimping is it's a free ad is really what it is because has anybody ever been like, oh, and what which we do this weekend? Well, we go to that now. I don't want to ask. Wait, wait Taylor. Swift is be the grand marshal. Where's my worst by credit card? Martha going to damn race. I was wondering why Ron Rivera was available because he is the head coach of the Carolina Panthers there on the by week. Oh, it doesn't have something to do something him them. And the Washington Redskins wrote a BI week already week three mean the worship more where should Redskins on Seymour Shing Redskins. There are by we come. Yeah, Rick, four apparently. Well, we're already a quarter of the way into the football season could lure we are. Yeah, it's a scary thing. When you think about him, kind of what else is scary. Ride Newman drivers number six car official last week. He will be. He will be in the six number number six fulltime for rouse racing, Matt Kenseth gonna probably take another role maybe drive here and there, but by and large rocket man in the rouse rockets rush rush. Okay, so let's six back look at this, please because there's a lot to unravel here because on one hand, I can see why they would make this move because they went with the young drivers in Trevor Bayne and Ricky Stenhouse junior and yes and house lucked his way into the chase last year didn't do anything for him right this year. Nothing Bain, nothing. It took them what the better part of a decade there in a five year plan, I think. But they finally learned their lesson about just going with whoever happens to have a decent xfinity race week before, so I get that. I get. Okay. Let's go with the veteran. On the other hand. Hand. I mean, if you're gonna hire Ryan Newman to drive the car, shouldn't they just try to make a fulltime offer to Matt Kenseth because is that not the same thing? And when you look at the results that Kensit had in the six car, how do they think that this is going to be any different because they're the same driver he hears? Yes, here's what I'm gonna say, why it's why it's different for MacKenzie is Ryan Newman's been running consistently? Matt candidate. Have that time. Oh, true. True. Other than that. You're right, you're dead on the thing that I'm wondering. How much they given up on Ryan read? No, obviously this is another opportunity to be in that car or to have another car for him that he has been passed over for. Yeah. So if I'm Ryan read at what point do I say, you know what? Louis diabetes. They're coming with me as his might diabetes itself coming with me actually. And we're going somewhere else. Like at what point does he say? You know, what are CR is gonna be looking for somebody, why can't I go there? You will. You know, why am I? Unless he's content there, which I, you know, to be honest, Ryan read, hasn't been that phenomenal next Finnity. So maybe that's why he's not getting the call up, but even for a deadbeat ass team like rouse race and you think you get a chance while in rouse racing's defense, this is their MO any driver that has like some real potential or is going to be good in the future. They just ignore. They call Bush him right. They just let him go, do whatever they want, where you know all of the the drivers that they didn't kind of nurture bring along that maybe had a good race, three weeks ago. That's the guy they jump on full force. This is the future of our company. Yeah. So might be better is what I'm saying for Ryan read that goes somewhere else. Maybe. I don't know. Jack rouse used to be able to to like nurture town like they used to be able to find people. They found that has they found Greg before they found Carl Edwards. And yet none of those guys went to championship except for Kansas. But still they won races and they were in the mix for real, and they made that team worth a lot of money at the time. And so I don't understand what happened to that, like how the like that that you know that that touch that that you know, golden touch. It's kinda vapid in the nothing. Now. Yeah, I guess. I guess that's the reason. Oh my God. That's the reason why he's not getting. I don't know. I can't understand rouse racing and baby should've put a robotic in Jackson. He would be able to like see right through people and see their their future. That would be great if they can just go ahead and just borderlands if he could like, you know, like heavily beings commended that thing. It'll be awesome. May Wilson I am. I am peeling back the onion of this ruble thing. Are you now all my this goes back further than we think it goes. It goes back back further, turned seventeen back to turn eleven or twelve. It goes back, goes back in the day we're talking. We're talking like the fifties would. Were they using wroval in the fifties, the filing date November eighteenth twenty sixteen to speedway properties company LLC really. So this has been in the works forever. Oh, God you because if they, if they only filed the paperwork, then that means that they were talking about for like a year beforehand. Yeah. So interesting. I still don't know how they could trademark it because other people have used that term casually or colloquial colloquially. That's a big word man, big word gas word. There. So I don't know this. It's fantastic. It's a fantastic situation. Rove Aleutian. They also create more. Tell me you're lying. Roble Lucien standard character. Mark eight zero four eight one five of July July twenty third twenty eighteen by her properties. LLC that's terrible. Got off. You know what else has got off of the way dance, whereas being treated. Each sparked the fire this week is he took off, Jay Chee are or any reference to JJ are on his Twitter profile. When asked about which by the way, the most trivial thing journalists can ask a race. Any athlete is tater what up with Twitter son. Packing, say, Jeff, Gluck say that Joe fan, what up with that Twitter though? HBO. Exactly. Mandak workout, thick with three CS. All right. Anyway, he said, what asked this question? If you don't have anything nice to say, you shouldn't say it at all. The, you know what go Daniel it because honestly. Should like if you're in Jobs's position, would you go with Martin trucks? Yes, absolutely. I mean, you've got to and that means you got to get rid of a guy. And Daniel Suarez is the guy who's performing the least well of the group. He was the only one who didn't make the playoffs. So I get that. I totally get I. You've got to do that. If your coach, you absolutely have to. However it doesn't change the fact that's who are getting screwed because he still better than a lot of drives better than half the field and he's getting fired. Even though many of the guys who are below him in the standings are not getting fired except for jail near, we'll talk about him a second. So it's a, it's a poopie situation for him. So I could see him being upset about it. Of course it could have actually being better for him that he gets fired than you know, staying where he is. Yeah. I mean. It could be the best for him. But at the same time he was thrown into a garbage situation to begin with almost like he was destined to fail because he was threatening situation, Carlos even throw the expanded champion in there. Right? Yeah, he goes, yeah, he was not prepared for it. Nobody was down here for it nor should have been. And so so he had a rookie season, but it wasn't really truly rookie season. I mean, it was trying to get adopted, you know, to to the whole idea season. Now this is kind of his rookie season. And so it's understandable that his performances drifted back a little bit, although I would maintain that the beginning part of your was just simply bad luck for him. Yeah, and it's one of those things where it's just like what you know what else could go wrong, what else could simply go wrong? Because you've gotta figure. They're focusing all their towns Toyota's on their two guys in Kyle and and market x.. I mean, you saw any Hamlin fall off Eric Jones. He's been okay towards the end there, but he had early early season wasn't great for him. So I mean, it's it's a situation where I think that he got the short in the stick from the word go. And here we are. Let's be honest. The reason why the Eric Jones got pushed up to as fast as he did because he was supposed to go ahead us, whereas I fully believe that, oh yeah, Eric was supposed to be the guy to get into a Cup right before as Carla, which those swerve and ariza's like well row the car. For this long, we were in the car with Danny dance, whereas in the xfinity ready to do this now. So they kind of strong arm. And I bet you wasn't coaches first choice to have Daniels, whereas in there at all, it might not have been. You might be right about that, but it like I was saying, you know, or who we started talking about, it might actually work better for now. The rumors are are CR or s HR and if I were sore as I would be like camped out in front of Tony Ciro Stewart Haas racing because we all have seen what it's done for Erica Merola not to say that the jobs racing cars are on the same level as petty by any means. But I mean, what. Better reboot for him after you know, just being in a tough situation to start with a tough situation at the end of this year, if that lands him in the forty one car, that could be absolutely huge and way better than going to RC our car. I'm so glad you said something about air camera all the because I thought you were going to go a different route that they're both Latinos. I think that that was that would have been offensive and we would have been thrown off the air that is true. Yeah, no, if I'm tenuous works, I called Tony Stewart. The minute. I found that the minute furniture Roque said they're closed up before the four. The EDA enclosed came out. I'm on the phone to Tony Stewart's. Exactly. So like, why wouldn't you be? I think I think it'd be phenomenal thing for, and I think that that is probably the most likely case right now it has to be because because our CR. Are are they've got the open seat in there. They, they're probably I would think going to bring up somebody younger somebody like maybe rumor the rumor. It has Hemmer gonna Cohen. Daniel Hemmer, it's gonna come in, but then there's chance he could go to l. afar to LeVine family racing, but I, you know, I could see them being able to market Suarez heiress coming along because air does want to stay with. Whereas in fact, they probably would prefer to stay with whereas than stay on the nineteen carpet. They have no choice in that matter. And you know, I mean, he could end the being in a way better situation with a team that really did want him from the get-go, like like they want him right now as opposed to well, we have nothing better to do. So we'll put you in the car type, which did you did you say that era's doesn't want to be on the nineteen car. I was saying that if they had their choice, it seems like from what they were saying, it seems like if they had the choice to get out of their contract with Joe Gibson go over swears goes, they would do that instead of staying on the nineteen car. Do you believe that's insane when you say that loud. Why would you want? Why would you not want to stay on the nineteen car with Martin Shricke? Oh yeah. No, I agree. But I mean they were. They were talking about sponsoring both cars, so that led me to believe that if they had a choice, they will go with the cheaper driver. Could have been Smithfield situation to where it's just like, we're going to go ahead and have this. Yeah, no, no. But you know, you're right. You know, I mean, if you could be on the car with true, especially if you get a good deal on it because you already paid soya's money for it and you've got to do that. Yeah, no, exactly. So so going back, let's go over both of them. Actually all of them because there's more than two people involved are CR retire or not are CR Russia. Our f- our restaurant we racing would. Do you think that given the landscape and who's available? Do you think Ryan Newman is the best choice for them and if not, who do you think that maybe they should have gone with instead. Yes, he's the best choice because you don't know Daniels, whereas because you gotta figure Toyota's going to take a big push at him for four would have taken a is gonna take a big push at him, but rouse racing doesn't have that kind of money. Rao she's working within their budget. Ryan Newman is rash budget, and there he is less less. You bring up a young kid which they never do because they've got three guys in the number sixty car this year in the city. That's, that's. That's the interesting part of it. I think he, he's the right choice for where that team is going, which is nowhere fast. Yeah, you know, I I have to agree that he is the best choice only because if it wasn't him, I can't think of who would be, you know, you're not getting sore us, whereas stay in far away from that tire, and the biggest potential drivers to come out of xfinity or the truck series aren't guys that you know row shutting has a connection to it all to even try and get them. Now they're all affiliated drivers with with Chevy teams or Toyota for that. So, I mean, I just can't think of anybody. Source best case scenario for him. Gotta be Stewart Haas, right? Yeah, Stewart hostage best case worst case, what will be worse? Case Levin, LeVine, family racing with a Toyota connection or are CR. Kind of a push, isn't it? LeVine, family racing, still, you think it will be worse even if they have JJ cars, even if they have JJ our cars. That's a poorly run company. Yeah. Are CR at least has some sense of what the hell they're doing. They have a car in the playoffs so they know what's up. So interesting, I think. And I think that they have transition to being able to. You know, not coddle, but I guess holster young drivers and figure out what they're doing. And that would be a great stuff. I think that'd be a decent spot for him kind of remold him again. So then next step in that progress in that progression, assuming and kind of taking off what you just said. They're assuming that's, whereas would end up having to deal with Stewart. Awesome. Apparently his agent also was Gutierrez's agent. Gutierrez used to race for Stewart, Haas in Formula one or Haas. Sorry, Haas in Formula. One. Then if you're Daniel Henrich. Okay. Same decision. Same. As Soroush are CR or l f r, but with the Toyota with the Joe Gibbs Tyne and for a young talented driver like that, Joe Gibbs might up the ante a little bit and be like, hey, I'm just going to give you the tricks car. Like you're just going to get the old tricks car and then you guys run it. You still stand by that maybe are there will be a better better place because of the development factor there. Yeah, he's been with the. He knows the ins and outs that team. It's not. It's not a new team is just a new series because he's there this year brings his whole team up already has a communication with this crew chief. He hasn't had learned new things about anybody. I think Henrik thirty one makes sense if it's not swear as a tangible be in the thirty one next year because what we're saying yes, Daniels, whereas Daniel exactly within who goes l. afar you know, I mean, because we're about talking about AJ almond Dinger. Mattia Benedetto definitely case game. He's done. Debated that will. Yeah, Di Benedetto is is that's not a jump a leap of faith for him unless he, he meant that in the biblical sense who you know because they are Jesus. He company. Hold on. Wait a minute. I'm looking at right new contract. You don't want it ends. No, I don't. Allegedly. This is Earl early rumors twenty twenty one. So car for threes. That stupid, that dumb that is, I don't know what they're expecting to get out of that. Oh, God, hopefully it helps. They're expecting him to fix the car like they're expecting him to to really like do what they wanna get Matt Kenseth to do and go. But but Newman ice as more of a car whisper, the MacKenzie has that end fearing background from Purdue that he will let anybody not know about. That's true. That's true. He does. You're right about that. It still scares me though. I mean, I would scare me in terms of, you know, cans of couldn't do really anything with it. And so it makes you wonder how much you know Newman's going to magically be able to do with it. If anything. Ninety five. I think. It's almost like you have to, you have to get solid driver in there. I. I. It's gonna be Jamie MAC. I mean, I think he's going to take the deal. Yeah. Well, why wouldn't you? Yeah. Here's what l. afar is going to do deal junior. They don't. Oh God, that'd be great if they don't get the j. g. r.. The j. g. r. program. I can see them getting afford program. I can see their Chris bell or Cole Custer in that car. Wait, Chris, bell is a Chris bell will be a Toyota guy. Would he. Yeah. So maybe Chris bell in there. If the even if they get the Toyota give you because I'm looking Chris bell rumored in the forty one. I'm like, that's not gonna happen over Cole Custer. I don't think it's gonna happen over swore is either now. So, I mean, I think I think you put Chris bell in that ninety five car and get that Toyota sponsorship dealing just basically get the x. cars and if that's where you know everybody's at in terms of bringing guys up, then I could see why rush went with Ryan Newman because you know it would just be another career for them the real in Chris. Out, right. Oh, man. And we mentioned forty, seven car. Yes. All right. So the Dinger and that's the thing the Dinger done in the forty in two thousand nineteen, no word on who's going to replace them. That means another car is open out there. Forty, seven, and that's a team that's always been on the rise always been up and down, but no one knows what the hell are. I think that that's along the same lines right now there may be. I think it would be a step above. L. afar LeVine, family racing. That's the current interational of that car is Levin or LeVine. I can't ever remember. Levity Levin. L just say, Levin, l afar. So right now, obviously JT is a little bit above them with all Toyota connection that could be kinda even. But that seems like it might be a semi attractive car. What do they do? They go that trend. Do they go young? Are they trying to get the annual stories? The rumor. The rumors have Ryan priest in that ride. Interesting. Seems to be the only lead. Hm. I think that would be good move for them. I think it would be. Yeah, I don't see. Don't see why not younger, let's be honest j. Yeah, exactly. Jaylen diggers older. He's a one trick pony. I mean, the road courses thing and yes, that doesn't mean he hasn't had good oval race before he has. But even he would admit my only chance of getting in the playoffs are two races a year, and if you are that team and you've got a guy in a car and his only like he's saying, I only have two chances of year to make the playoffs and he's not done anything the past couple of years in those races it's time to move on. And then there other drivers Hammy down from rouse. So you know them going out and getting their own guy in a guy who's really impressed when he's been in a car which hasn't been all the time that you know, that could be good thing. And maybe maybe that ties into Toyota as well. Yeah, no, that could be a big thing too. And they switch to that way. I honestly if I'm Jay GR, why wouldn't I? If my options are maybe combining something with with. Getting back JT as a satellite team from Chevy. And LeVine Levin, lasagna family racing, why the hell would I not pick a team established? Like g. yeah, to get to get a satellite team with and you throw Christopher propel in the forty seven, and then you you, Chris butcher out, even though he did sign multi year deal. I don't even know why they did that by the way, Tom. Yeah. It's a lot. It's a lot to take in because they're the number one car we we haven't talked about, but if it's not Ross Chastain guess what they're doing it wrong. Yeah, they're doing it wrong in a big way. You know, very soon they're not really going to have anybody to put in that car and if they're gonna if they're gonna go with like some older guy, if they would've have with Ryan Newman, it would've made any sense at all because they had that driver already, Jamie MAC. So oughta be going young. They've got to be going young, have to like you almost have to, I mean, hold on. Did you? Did you notice? Did you notice where we're chesting finished? No, we're didn't finish finished. I think he finished second ill. All right. He await though that's the driver standing. He's he's there. He's having the driver. So I thought I thought he had a good race, xfinity race of Richmond. I try. I was thinking Cup race, so it was like listen doing well in the Cup race, but no, like the Finnity the Expedia race itself. I think you know what, if NASCAR dot com really just give me a goddamn. Just the center I think is where they put that finish second. There you go. You've been a second. In that car, then his last ride with gase. So he follows up a win with a second place. You think this is not going to get the number one next year. You're crazy. It's gonna be awesome. It's gonna be watermelon car all the time. God all watermelon all solar power all the time. Exactly. Unless they get sued by the other guy who know. You know, whatever DC solar lawsuit, I think there was can't can't remember know was because we were bitching about it because we thought the one guy was going to bring over. DC solar like, oh, no, nasties keeping solar hate. That's right hip. Yeah, it was not. It was a Brenda pulled. Yep, yeah. Who's been on the show before as he? I believe. So when Brenda pine show talk to all the, you're the star. Yeah, whatever. I just sit here and get rambling things you just get paid. That's what you get straight cash. Homey. I think for legal reasons, we have to point out that you absolutely do not get paid. That was that was what's called a joke. It's not real. The Woz may into sound compared. Neither do I for that matter, even though I have a legal reason to say, and I'll just point it out. I was to put this out here. Don't get paid, just wanna. Let everybody know in case anybody. What's the change that for either of us we're open. We were willing to talk to you see solar. Yeah, so and then in addition, all of that all the driver draw the driver news. We've got Toyota, because Toyota right now is back down to just jobs racing. That's it because you know, at the end of the season, seventy cars going away, they said, one hundred percent. They're going to have more than just jobs racing in two thousand nineteen, and they said they're going to have at least five cars maybe more now, five cars would mean LeVine Levin Lavinia family racing, but more than five cars would mean, does that mean the elephants would expand to does that mean that maybe they aren't talking elephant, maybe they're talking to JT artery about coming. Then they race Toyotas for like a second. And when it first came out, I believe maybe they're talking about, you know, the JT cars coming back. Maybe they're talking about somebody else. You know what struck me when I looked when I was reading that this would never ever happen would never ever happen. But the best thing in the world right now, I think for Richard Childress racing is if they would jump in there and be like, you know, what will partner with you and they went Toyota. It would never happen in a million years because Dale Earnhardt senior would come back and beat the crap out of everybody. But that would be the best thing for our Sierra think. Yeah, absolutely. RC our needs something man once proud. Yeah, not so much. I think that would be their ticket back. I think that would be the way that they could win races consistently or compete for wins consistently and make it back to the playoffs consistently. I mean, that's the only way to go. Yeah, I know they're people during their shoes at the screen right now. But sorry, I, I mean, shoe really who throws shoe really, but who. I mean, what? What are the suggestions you people have for our CR, get at us at Facebook dot com. Slash the draft show Twitter dot com. Jess show had a fan say, hey, was listen. Shut up for a second. Love your views. Love this show you guys are great Bubba, shut up. Wallace wallace. No, not bubble wallet. This guy was white, I think. Oh, okay. But but sh sh or sorry, not bubble. I'm a liar Bundy, but I'll Bundy everybody how punted. That's awesome. Bundy commander of bass. I don't know what that means but shut up. Shut up on the. He's getting college is all you Bubba. He's an army of bass. Yeah. No, it's it's actually bass pro shops, army of bass pro Shah. Wow, that's pretty cool. Man. He can give us some idea, so somebody should because I mean, I unless somebody gives me a better idea, I think that's the best idea for them is just, you know, hook up with Gibbs, go Toyota. And let's see what happens. And I say, why not? What's the harm what I mean, yeah is no, no, no harm at all. I'm done harm, zero harm. Our what else we got. Lows. You know what? This is such a story that was not a story lows isn't coming back. They're not changing their mind about the forty eight car. That was that was that was Hendrik that made that up. It wasn't like somebody in the industry was Centric. We're going to go back and you know they're not going Kensit's. Obviously, if I knew MS drive six car full time, kids will not be, but apparently he still wants to be involved somehow. I think you just, let's basically saying, I just want to tell people what to do. I don't wanna be responsible for when it doesn't work. Yeah, no, I mean smart. Like this is garbage. I don't like this, which really has that is any different than Kenneth for the past decade. I just want to tell people what to do, but I want to be blamed for it when it goes horribly wrong about right. That's why I kind of left Thrush the first. Exactly because he's bleeding blame. He's like, I don't want to be playing, oh, blaming someone else, man. Fantastic. On on have anybody to fight with anymore. Now that Carl's gone. So it's gonna leave and bisque gone. This gone. Yeah, everyone on this got cameras in my trailers. Thank you. My trailer. I felt awkward. I left, hey, real quick from the Mike Harmon file. Oh yes. I forgot about warrant has been issued for the for Jordan Anderson Camping World truck series driver of a seventy four racist names familiar, but I couldn't tell you too much more about him than his name, what he can't either. So apparently the investigation began September seventh into the sale of truck according to the sheriff's department Aniston bought the truck from Robert noodling. Okay. Who made repairs on the truck this regular truck? Oh, no. This is thirty vehicle questions of racing truck using national competition was an accident in last November's race. Okay. All right. Newly may repairs Trump's newly was arrested on charging charges of larceny of a motor vehicle. As next case member is never twenty. First. The the the the release says, Robert newly took it upon himself to sell the Drake struck that did not belong still Jordan Anderson during the course of the investigations investigators are also able to turn that Mr. Anderson. No reason to believe the Truckee purchase from noon was stolen. Why is he? Why is there a warrant out for him then. Vesti attempt to get the race truck back from its radish. But Mr. Anderson refuses to restrict interesting was made aware of an outstanding Lord. He has. It has attained people council. Oh, no, warrants me. Yeah, this is so is so he wasn't involved in the initial thing. And then they were like, oh, a, by the way somethin- you got this war, we're trying to haul your ass in. We got something for you. Oh my gosh. So. Not even related to like, oh, no, stolen car. This is terrible. Well d- DWI oh, hold on. I gotta get legal counsel for this. That is that's some good small team drama right there. You know, who is going to consult next if it's a DWI. I'm Brian, Brian France. Oh, I was gonna say cherry Mayfield. Oh, Jeremy. I was just thinking Tokyo by the way. Going back, they're going back going back there. I'm going to hang out with and hang out with Jeremy. Jeremy may feel on. And then on top of that, just now gar coming back to the seven car, which makes sense JR motorsports, xfinity. Also, Noah Gregson as the now new pilot of the number one xfinity car leaving Kyle Busch motor sports in the truck series. The jump to JR motorsports Chevy in the in the fantastic if this series that's a hell of a car. Elliott Sadler drove that thing drove the wheels off. I think couple second-place finishes. In the standings. It is a couple of wins there. So it's a, it's a prime car for a guy like that. You gotta figure now Noah Grayson's probably on that. RCA are Hendrick radar for for definite. It seems where everyone's TV going from JR motorsports to somewhere else. And you know tip the cap again, once again to a jerem odor sports for giving opportunities to drivers to develop as opposed to using xfinity race, just give his friends rights. Yeah, exactly. These all these things that have been directions ride, but Nope, to go to Toyota. Yeah, exactly. I'm all right. So where are we sponsor code? I don't know where you're at spas sponsor in sponsor news, hooters extended their with chase Elliott, three races year now, instead of just to as primary veal's for three years more. So I'm races over three years, not a big deal. Diarrhea, the area restaurants, Diario, Hawn, dairy, zero. Below, you're going to pair Bowmore dairy restaurants going to be on doubles ear, overland castle Charlotte this week at castle air. You run a marathon after that and my new favorite Adirondack tree surgeons. Fantastic. I think I think that's a new show in BC by the way at around tree search is going to be on the racing twenty. Twenty-three car yet for some reason, still be racing JJ LA for Charlotte day and martinsville the Darrow menu that they're all the dairy hotdogs for six ninety nine in a combo meal. Okay, because come with fries or tater tots here, not even better combos include French fries in medium drink. Okay, right on this up shaking, slovaki pita. What. That's a weird. We went from hotdogs agreed food soup and grilled cheese. Exclude the French fries. Sounds like a Denny's is what it sounds like. It kinda does the Turkey dog. Do they have fresh salad? They got wings. You can get a forty eight Canada wings for thirty nine. Ninety nine. Do they have gigantic potatoes have a potato space aliens. They don't have giant genetically modified potatoes. I will tell you the hadn't told you up until now. Did you go to another one on the way back to Minneapolis turns out there was another restaurant just outside just inbetween inbetween Saint Cloud and and downtown Minneapolis. And it was like very few places between Saint Cloud in downtown. This was one of them knows like holy crap. There is getting a potato, so I get into the potato at a boy should. It was really big. Fantastic. Say Adirondack tree surgency are the cereal, have the pizza pizza. The, you know, they don't have pizza where where are these restaurants? We just closed the browser. Okay. I'm assuming Charlotte, I'm assuming the Charlotte Salem area look like is the is the one hold on the locations Roll Hall, king Clemens, and Winston, Salem, Kernersville mooresville North Carolina know their ego sonic. If I would've known about it, could've gone to sonic banged it chicken fillets with Greek food. Sonic and Chick-fil-A with a little bit of double t. diner, spring weird, weird, double t. diner. Well. Yeah. And then the at our next resurgence, we know what they do. They do surgery on trees is what they do. Backley. So that brings us to. The rove all rayvey. Scotty would've wroval actually mean road course oval home Raval. Raval God. Oh, it's a combination of things joined a rueful who shit. There's a revolution going on this weekend, both in the Cup and the voice. Oh man. So you said that everybody gets to go racing the role, everyone. Everyone goes there. So forty cars or the forty and forty baby. Everyone's Ravin forty slot. Fun fact of this race, the Cup races, one hundred, nine laps. Yeah. The expanding the city raises a paltry fifty five. They should both be fifty five lapses, really what it shouldn't. Yeah. They really honestly fact this in this godforsaken hellhole of elimination elimination race to laze generally. Crazy. Well, we talked about in the first half that this was just in case there tuning into the second half for someone. That's right. Yeah. You come in live right now. Mazing it would be amazing. Wouldn't it. All right. So that brings us to the only part of NASCAR dot com, which subsequently ruined because he leave out all the Maryland crap, and that is the paint scheme preview with DC solar on the one car and alliance truck parts on the two car. What do you see here that you like other than the green spoilers on the on the planet cars, but but not all the cars only some of them? No, shut smokey mountain nervous enough on Daniel Hemmer car obviously. Yeah, yeah, totally. That's there in the end, the number eight on that car in I like the fourteen. I like the look of that the the mobile one into advanced autoparts scheme. I still fade. Those fate cars like that. I know you're not Eric Jones with it. Looks like baked baked MAC and cheese a quarter of his car. This. Maple Cheerios on the Chris butcher doesn't that car looks cool. Doesn't occur. Cool. Looks pretty. It's a little doodoo Brown though is a little doodoo rabbit at least lighten it up in the middle. Yeah, and you're JT CF of the week. Vida Bush baked being Scott's cut, nil and suave for men. Because obviously after the bakes, the Bush baked beings. Scott and Vida clean it up and then cutting the clean up the other part. And then while for men, they really up the other. What do you like? I like the the collar is in the first data car. That is nice. This is cool. Cool. Color combination, usual color combination. I guess what else? Let's get the extended. He rides. I don't know what next year is, but it sounds cool next year. There was another one I thought that was an xfinity, right? Like the juniper Jupiter, juniper juniper one is pretty cool, I guess, but they've done that before and does the game stop have have the pit boy guy on it. Yeah. No, it's it's for the new hall. Six. I didn't realize there was new fallout coming out. I haven't played fallout in decades there to south point cars to knew. How did it moves in the other south point car? Hang on a second. They screw up. It is. Daniel. Hemmer is in one south point car. And then of course our good friend. What's his name? Brenna gone and the other one. Hey, did you know that Brennan gone play basketball Georgetown on the practice squad against Alan Iverson about that because he wanted you to know that for the five million time. Is that right? The Ryan Newman as Finnity series Elliott. He totally is okay, except that he played basketball at Georgetown on the practice squad against, and I look man, listen. With with the Kapiti article with friend Allen Iverson? Yes. Right. Yeah. Well, he's really responsible for Alan Iverson. Whenever I see the the Microsoft commercials, the AI commercials. All I hear is Alan Iverson is doing all these great things with computers little little known fact about the Iverson's famous practice rant practice man. Brennan gone came up with that dole really Diddy because back in the day, the cellphone connection was so crappy. Understand what. Practice talking about practice practice. That's not a game pract. I can't hear you not a game practice, talk about practice and it's all falling apart. Now the whole show is falling apart. Please fellow it fell apart during my little, hey, where's my interest? Picks for this God's for staking. Yeah, we're gonna make picks, and then we have to. We already made our picks for who wasn't gonna make it past the first round and I'm doing terribly by the way I'm doing weird just as great as you weird economy breath. I know you had Hamlin Hamlin's like dawn. Yeah, you have you have Dylan Amaral Abon in Lugano. I've Hamlin Dylan, Kurt Busch Amrullah. We both still have shots there. We do know, I think we do. So we've got nothing nothing to go on in this race in terms of history for all the practice crashing practice footage of them. Are you talking about practice. Allan Allan I got. I got coach on the line Allan. Who do you like? Like, who do you pick here? I don't even know who gets some sharp shooters in this race. Castles will be there. Just a marks will be there for his last last. Go around in a Cup car. That's right. He's retiring. Got Stanton Barrett. Which which we ever that's about this before the show. I swear. He tried to get us to sign up for some weird Email back in the day after somebody else to it was somebody like that it was when he talked to a lot of crazy drivers. We did back then man. Those days I do. By the way. Bundy also said he hates Chris night as well. So I'm on the funding trained to. Yeah. So I don't know. You go first you had you had any Hamlin last week. He finished sixteenth silly finished. Fourth. I yield the Florida user man. Not even know dude. So let me just look at the. Let me just get a whole list of drivers up in here. Take title list drivers or anything goes. I want to go with Kevin. Harvick is going to go with because just over liable, you know, he's still reliable for you last time, but. Oh. A new gome with. Okay. Gimme Clint Boyer. We talked about him earlier can come Bemis, got the experience to come up, big in big races. He's not brokers racer his a lot to lose in this one gimme Boyer. Well, I'm going off the board. Really, you're, you're not going Stanton Barrett. Listen, I sometimes we need Email stint mirror. Stamped stand AGM Dinger one. Oh, you are going up for holy crap guy who's a road course specialist. Never thought about that. But yes, you've got a point. He needs a job. Yeah, he does. So what better way to go out there and win this race. That is a gutsy pick, but it definitely is based in like it's based in reality, man. I have a third and fourth in this first round of the playoffs. I think I'm okay. Yeah. Why not? Just shoot from the hip at this point. Wow, that's that's not a bad call. It really is the bad call on. We don't get to change our picks for the bottom for, but who do you see realistically being out at the end of the night day. Jones. Hamlin gets tough, then doesn't it? Kind of Jones Hamlin. Dylan. So with my Dylan training, I think I think Bom and I think the gravy train for Bowman almost ends here. Yeah. Yeah. I was kinda seeing exactly the same way if I'm being perfect honest seen exactly Blaney digs himself out of that. That cutline whole, I think he's fine. And then I think Johnson subs up already said that. I think that boy is have a great day, so yeah. Yeah, I think that those those guys right there. All right. So I bet. Yep. There's a, I think we have a couple. You came up with one. I can't remember the how many cars actually finish the race out of forty. Cars finish the race in general, the over under at twenty five who really. Man, I gotta figure a lot at some guys are going to baby it. Yeah, I, I'm, I have to say if I go, I I would have take the over on that. I think more than twenty five cars are gonna finish race I'm going under, but are we doing finish race, finish race on lead lab because his big different finish finish Inish. Yeah, I'll I'll definitely go over twenty five saying lead Lapa than that. That's hard. Yeah, becomes very hard. All right. Number of cautions, though God. Oh, man. I am setting the over under going gonna, be hard on this one. That's going to be very hard. You just want to pick a number. Yes, just pick a number. I was gonna say fifty and a half, but even that seemed a little high. Yeah, it seems a little high. So just pick a number for caution number of caution. This does not include stage so it doesn't include the stages. I'm gonna go. Nine. Nine times her fifty, five laps nine cautions. Hundred nine laps. Hundred. Yeah. Nine nine cautions nine gosh. Loves this. Race is gonna take hours. It's gonna take ours because the quick dinner with my parents seventeen turns. There are seventeen turns each time they go round caution lab. It's going to take all day I might. I'm Mike at the watch under race with you because I'll get to the hotel fifteen cautions. Wow, there will be fifteen cautious. I am going for program, say, third of the race is going to be run under yellow. A third of the race is going to be cautioned. Assuming. Room to pass. There's too many air interns. No one knows what the hell's going on. Race to traffic before this is going to be fun. Is that you? I'm so mad that I'm not going to get to see this one live. I'm gonna DVR and I'm gonna watch eventually. But yeah, a much rather we maybe those sit there at the airport, watch it a little bit. Let me good. You put hang on your phone, be right. Yeah, yeah, I could do that. I could. I would actually just get the internet on the plane, but I've tried that once I've tried to stream video on the plane. What's hit does not work those. It's like you're, it's like, you're flying. It's it's. It's like, you're basically dialup is what you get. When you buy on the plane, they charge you like dial up prices from the nineteen early nineteen nineties as well. Yeah, so that's it. I've got a and you've got AJ almond Dinger USA. I've got the over on twenty five cars twenty five, right? Finishing the race. You've got the under. And then when it comes to the cautions, I say nine, you say fitting fitting, that's a lot of caution. A lot of cautions, but you know what? The hell with it, lost a lot of these side vents. Exactly so. So if you wanna find out who wins, who loses and whether I make to Kentucky or not, whether survive, I hope so Jesus hope I make it to Kentucky, but whether I whether I'm like emotionally ready to do the show and then what you should do some scribe to the show. You can find it on itunes, speaker, Sicher player them, Google play music, iheart, radio, Spotify, some big big places you can find it just type in in the draft show for everything else running the show or other places to find it just do with Mantova to right now. I almost forgot that Brendan gaunter of the seventy seven for Penske did draft show dot com. 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"Dr do great great poking like hell. No don't do anything am welcome everyone to end the draft with wilson and was. I'm wilson here in sunny southern california. Meanwhile right across the internet from beautiful studio of the dakotas version two point zero. It is mr scott What's going on. There was man so we talked about cash off the air we did and not not cash boyer. Clint boyer said his name. I didn't realize that yeah. I think you're right. I think you're right this yeah So you said last time. He's cast. I said last week because i had to get a taxi And and things up here. I don't think you could pay for lottery with the with with card. Either the upcharges probably figure probably would have to. So here's the here's a weird question was less time he used a check though. My gosh When i bought when a bought my car so about four years ago okay had something for the down payment and so i. i don't even know what else you could give a car dealer for a payment other than like either cash or a check cashier's check know but yeah no because i was I was actually. That's a lie in canada. I paid with card straight up and that was fine but yeah no like i write checks every month for rent up here because you know it's easier and it's cheaper you have to pay like ten bucks a month for their system. If you pay. I gotcha i gotcha. Yeah we were just talking about the disparities of needing to use cash up here enroll america more than you would in in california because you know they haven't reached the eighties yet exactly. Yeah i can't. I would like i was Just say i cannot remember the last time i paid for something in cash. I know that there was a restaurant. about four or five partly five years ago in lavern california which is like halfway between here in la. That only took cash. And i know. I paid for that with cash and i'm sure i paid for something in cash between then and now but i just can't remember what it is. That's how long ago it was. Yeah and you wanna talk about checks and cash. big check. Went to michael mcdowell this week. Big cash i mean come on this is this is daytime in that. Is they tone and we talk about this possibility. All the time. And that is the scenario that nascar desperately wanted. Am wants for the cutoff race because now the cutoff races at daytona to before the playoffs that's what they're looking for exactly what we saw. Five hundred course. Now we get at the beginning of the season. Instead of the end of the regular season but the same effect somebody would have never guessed. Although i mean it's only michael mcdowell or this team is bad play tracks they are. They're good sorry they're bad they're good and we all know that but there's a difference between being good and finishing you know ten maybe even top five and winning the whole damn thing and so you know we got the scenario and we had the two guys. The two teammates his laskey and joel gano. Who made me mad. Because i picked him and he went down and blocked and all hell broke loose huge wreck and the beneficiary of that wreck the guy. Waiting imperfect position in their michael mcdowell daytona five hundred shave. And it's crazy. Let's let's back up a couple of seconds. Yeah the guy who created the crash michael mcdowell he did he was in the right spot at the right time. It's just like all right. I'm faster than both these. Jim oaks. Yup i'm going to run right through yup. No he got a he. He gave like the two car. I hell of a bang. I mean he just slammed into his bumper in that push was what kills lasky thought was going to win him. The daytona five under but no no it ended up that mcdowell just bulldozed alabama ski racing and good for him. That's honestly that's something he should have done. When you're in that position your come into the last The back straightaway. They're like you got you guys go for broke now and i can't. I can't blame him at all. And i mean. The story of michael mcdowell going from that horrific flip at sister in qualifying in his first race to to just trying to forge his way through these minor teams. And now getting to this point where he's got a playoff spot now and and he's a daytona five hundred champion. It's funny because he's he's a i think. I think this is more than a trevor bayne situation but not by enough right where a guy gets his first win at the daytona five hundred and then after that becomes irrelevant. So i mean. I hope i hope. For greater things for michael mcdowell and this one. But i mean man well what a what took a while to get there but we got there. Yeah rain was kind. I didn't put. I didn't put in the notes here the ratings but did you see the ratings. They were all from last year. That was on a monday dismal. I mean i thought and we all thought. I think that after last year because there was a boost coming out of last season they were the first ones back racing that got more is on it the the online thing you know the i racing thing that did okay. You know all of the all of the hype around the michael jordan team. I mean michael jordan came into the sport pit bull came into the sport. And so you would figure that there would be more is on the sport now. The rain delay doesn't help. We know the rain delay doesn't help but that's what you just said. That is the shocking part. Is that the ratings for this race on sunday night worse than the ratings last when they ran on monday in the middle of the goddamn day. Yeah i mean what do you do fix this like. How can you fix it. Because i'm like someone. Like i was looking on the internet. And there'll just like we'll move the start time up to like one o'clock eastern. I'm like yeah but then you lose the west the west coast. Yeah because new. Is you know. Nine o'clock your nine. Am yeah people are going to church if they're not godless heathens of course on the west coast but but at the same time. It makes a great point because you know if you had that that time ahead. From from from noon to three o'clock at the start of the race If you had that clear you could fit in a good majority if not all the races. Yeah yeah oh and then the other thing that they have to do. I mean we've said it before. I'll say it again and i get this is the daytona five hundred and it's a tradition. And how are you going to change it. They just have to make the racist shorter. Have to yeah. I think we started out there to where you have three races. Four races that are full length and then everything has to be short and it was like the nightmare scenario. I mean we were kind of joking about this online on the last show like. Why do they start the season in february in the springtime basically. It's not technically spring. But in the springtime for all intents and purposes in florida when it rains every goddamn day in the middle of the day and then all the sudden the rain shows up man. How long is this gonna be. Are they going to cancel it. Are they not going to cancel it. That could be another thing. That i think would help. If they would pull the trigger quicker onsang were gonna reschedule this race or it's going to be postponed until x. Right so they could said when the rain started like lesson instead of making. You guys all sit around. We're going to say we're going to restart this race at eight pm eastern so come back then or we're going to postpone it until tomorrow but give people an exact date because now you're just expecting them to sit around for six hours waiting for a race to start and most people aren't to want to do that and especially new people like new people are going to be like what the hell this is. What all the hype is about everybody just sitting around. Yeah yeah you definitely lose the people when you don't give them any kind of and point and cool that's what that's what people wanna hear. They wanna be like. Yeah i'm gonna come back at x. Time and i'll see this that and the other And you know nine o'clock on a sunday that's super late man even in these pen ten times. Yeah i understand. It was president's day and some people are off by a mattresses. But i mean it's a situation where you got. You gotta think that they would have been better off i think. Tv wise if if that's their generating topic just to put it in the afternoon man because nothing fox is going to run in the afternoon Is going to supersede that. And you get more eyeballs than you might not gotten In general because people are tuning out they would tuned out for work anyway so exactly You know the one interesting thing is we. Were talking about this on email. They showed while they're waiting in the rain delay. They showed that days of thunder thing that they put together. Which was really good. And i was Here at the house with With my gen and she could care less about the race right but then that came on and she was like. Hey this is pretty interesting. And she sat there and watched it right. And i'm like how do they capture that take into the race so the people who normally wouldn't be interested we'll watch it. I don't know. I don't know what the answer to that question is because there's no the topic matter is the same. It's just the presentation that's different and tom cruise helps well. Yeah but he wasn't even on there that long it was just talking about him and then he made a made a mark with a with a with Rick hendrick there towards the end when they revisited everything. But i mean it wasn't like it wasn't like he was the main focal point of this whole thing. They did a good enough job around him. Not being taking part of this In general but that that was much better than the races they show. That's for damn sure. Yeah yeah up until the last lap you know. And even the last slap it was exciting. Michael mcdowell. Winning was exciting. And you knew that something was going to happen. The downside is what did happen because that was just ridiculous. The wreck ensued and the question. I have why in this day and age. Our car still catching fire so easily. I know that there were big impacts again that there were big impacts. But i'm sure that with the technology that nas car has brought along over the past twenty years to keep drivers safe. I don't get why cars are so easily it's crazy. Well at god what's his name Caz gala this frigging the back into his car went on fire twice. Yeah because the brake lines and break stuff they how. How are you not securing. Like the fuel line and stuff like that. So it doesn't you know burst into flames. Yeah i mean i. You're sacrificing safety for speed. And i dunno nascar needs to figure that whole thing out Because yeah it's not great. It does is not a great look. I mean people i understand. go there for the wrecks and stuff like that but man. There are a lot of hard hits this weekend. It was exciting. It was spectacular. But i was like holy crap. Can somebody get break his laskey out of that car now because i mean it was like a fireball inside and outside it was nuts. Set a great time for him but he got out he was safe. Yeah so so michael mcdowell wins the daytona five hundred. His first win in the biggest race of the year in the playoffs. Front row motorsports in the playoffs. So we know who's going to finish sixteenth basically. Yeah all road courses. And that damn thing he could he he can feel exactly Pre-race coverage for me was a mixture of good and bad and the other thing that we were talking about. They they did that great. Sit down with michael jordan and bubble wallace and Oh the football player. What's the football restraining. Thank you michael. Strahan and i thought that was really good and hamlin was aaron everything. I thought. It was hilarious that they did that entire thing with jordan and then for pit bull they were like you will do like some little prerecorded thing where he's just talking to nobody but then they bring it back during the rain delay last. That was all right but the thing that will go ahead. I was just say but at the same time michael jordan bigger named like having michael jordan. 'cause because we've seen we've seen people come and go music wise to come into it so i mean i think obviously michael jordan is a bigger situation and they made. They made an entire new team of Pippa came in as the season was about the start. Saying here's pit bull right which is kind of like most of his career. Here's here's a song you know. Yeah by the way. Here's pit bull in the end of the song. He's he's the feature in his own ownership. The is run running but the thing that drove me nuts. I mean i. I was cool with the majority of the pre-race stuff. I thought they did. Relatively good job of it. And then we get to the race and mike joy starts talking in medial mmediately. I'm like oh god here we go again. We're back to this and it didn't matter. They added clint boyer. And by the way. I'm i'm fine with than clint boyer is very entertaining. But we don't like it's cool. They can let go the fact that one time in the history of nascar. Clint boyer was mad. At jeff. gordon. We got we understand. Yeah for such a blip in time. They made a whole really did and they kept talking like shut up. Let's just talk about the race. But they assumed and it was hilarious that the actual ratings were the opposite right. The ratings were the lowest ever but they assumed because jordan because a pit bull and because of chase elliott winning the championship. I'm sure big thing. And because of the rise to prominence above wallace they expected. I think that like fifty percent of this record audience. We're going to have where people who had never watched the sport before and so it's not just. It's not just for me. That mike joy explains everything as if it's the first race it said he explains it as if you're talking to a five year old like he sings. He doesn't say well. The wheels on the car go round. And that's what makes the car go forward like he. Does this weird thing like you can't just talk like a normal person. He's got like over emphasize everything in the sing song. You way that makes it. Like not just like he's like explaining things but at least talking down to everybody like where you would never know this but there are seep belts inside the car to keep them safe at all times. It's for nothing. He did that. I don't think he talked about the wheel. And i just refused to believe it. It was close to that though. Sometimes sometimes with new people coming into sport especially with with how technical things are and the different rules for different scenarios. You have to talk to people like their golden retrievers. Maybe i mean sometimes and and to their end you can't you can't do a running ratings about who's watching who's not watching you have to just assume that everyone's lows covid. I've always thought. I've always thought it's better when the explanation of basic rules is kept to a minimum. And because you pick it up as you go along like there was a first time you saw football game and a first time you saw a basketball game or a hockey game. And those commentators didn't explain every rule. But but you know what i had my dad there explaining it to me because i was a four year old Explaining it to me like you should have four year old so i don't know if that holds up. Well i don't know but but even now like their new people like there was. There was somebody that knew that started watching baseball when they like in their twenties or thirties. Or something like that and yeah. They didn't know all the rules right away. But you learn as you watch you watch and understand as as you're going through it it's not like you've got like mike. Joy needs explain the entire sport to you in three hour window that is the daytona five hundred but again. I think baseball's easy enough to pick up because it goes at a snail's pace does and you. You have a lot of downtime to explain why that was a ball and why he can't have a curveball break. As much as the other guy. And i'm not going to belabor this because we disagree about this all the time like all the time. But but i don't know i just i prefer when when the people who are doing the commentary just assume that i know even if i don't and if i'm really lost i'll just google it. You know and other respect that but at the same time you can't have you can't assume everyone's going to be on high speed and you have to dumb it down sometimes for those okay but that said how about the bob hawke's article quote. What happens in a rain delay. That was an actual article posted. Actually on fox sports he put up an article by the article man but the man earns them money during system. This is a cool fifty in my pocket. Said i bet you people are wondering what happens now that we're in a rain delay. I the driver's sit around. That's what king happens. Because he was he was trying to get ahead an sarcasm and what they were going to do. He's always trying to make up a real life it so that the other bit was just as bad but not as flying man i will. I will also say this i will. I will say this about the tv broadcast everything for for all intents and purposes less less larry mac. Who's in the studio now. Everything from the first year at fox has changed except mike joy. That's true and that needs to change. Yes he wants. Twa should've left fox. Should have been like you know what. Cool you all redone. We are done with you mike. We're bringing adam alexander up from the trucks and kept peace and hair grease. I can't wait. i can't wait till they allow alexander. The be in charge of doing the play by play. I would love it if this great. He's great at the truck series and he's one of those guys like he's he's he's very inquisitive because always deferred to everybody else and it's fine. It gives the other guys time to shine and he. He knows his spots. If it can't be one of us. I would prefer alexander. I would not want to do a nascar. Play by play would love it. Are you kidding me. Be the best on the tv. Are you kidding. I know it's easy money. It's just like and then then. He goes around fox sunday nights. The simpsons coming at you with animation domination. There's there's a lot of that going on man. Hey twenty four. That was a show where replaying the whole thing because we can't make new episodes because the corona i love it. I do love it when my joy has to read the wrestling ones because he has no clue what he's talking about there he doesn't know what he's reading shutting it off the page and it makes it funnier. Let's even better as joe buck doing it. The ad no. You're right about that. It's like let's hear your parents talk about wrestling troy. Wwe smack down on friday. The boss sasha banks we'll be talking to bailey. Eight o'clock exports. Mac boys i in ten on the thirty five. It's about what it's like. Joe thank you troy great. Add my gosh treatment treatment. I'd actually i don't know. Do you like troy. Aikman better or tony. Romo better tony. Romo is realize until this season. I didn't really sink in to me that he is like like. He's one step away from being one of the hosts on american ninja warrior because he gets super like exciting lively. Yeah yeah troy. Aikman has been there for almost twenty years and he's just like this assignments wearing crap twenty years old. I remember playing. I think troy aikman's twenty years ago. Two thousand or two thousand and one dale. Dale earnhardt died today. Exactly pete's sake so on upper of note stage winners in this when denny denny hamlin dominated this race and you know what screw them pit cycles. Yeah that lasts set of picking. The ford guys came in and little bit toyota. Just didn't have the right timing. They got shuffled off got caught up. And then next thing you know. I mean and then bubba had the incident with loose tire And he was running a good race to say he had had stage points in in both stages and i mean that was That was my pick to win. And yeah to finish his seventeen after that lucille. That's that really sucked the life out of things. Yeah and. I was remiss for not mentioning that i mean. I talked about the rack. And then that opened the door for michael mcdowell but the thing that set that all up was the fact that the fords made the right decision when they came independent before anybody thought they were going to and they just caught feel by surprise and they had enough cars and enough of ahead esteem to work that draft to their advantage while the toyotas were coming in and that was it. And so you saw nine. Wasn't just danny was. Jj i mean they were dominating this thing and then in classic daytona fashion the car or cars you have the best shot at the end and up not even being in the mix mean between between both cars was it a hundred and twenty twenty one hundred and thirty laps led for jt are between denny. Hamlin and chris bell alone. While ma'am so i mean like like you wanna talk about complete dominance. That's where it was now. I think that it's very important that we give the disclaimer that we give every year. At the beginning of the season yes michael mcdowell one. Yes he's in the play offs but this race has absolutely positively no bearing on what happens the rest of the season. It is completely different. Yeah oh yeah no. This is this Past results are not indicative returns. Tell them exactly exactly. Especially when it comes to the and not even just plate races but the daytona five hundred more than anything you know outside of denny last year. Who won the damn thing for the second year in a row and then proceeded. The storm is way all the way to the final race It's rare that that's what happens. It's rare that this race sets the tone for anybody season and this is going to be the case again. Because i don't think michael mcdowell while he's in the playoffs is going to make it very far. No god now has sixteen so surprised finishers. In this one obviously michael mcdowell his first ever win priests finished sixth and that's his best finish since two thousand and nineteen not even. It's also it's also a team that has to be open team so that's even bigger bigger for them. Moneywise correct the ad that he did have to raise his way in Chastain finished seven. i think that's not bad at all. Considering it was his first race in that forty two car. No not at all day iran. Well and i think he kept his nose cleese by by in large and news able to raise up to the front and then i mean the chevys were strong all day. I would say when you look at the top ten. I think seven of the cars were were chevy so Jamie mac his old mo. The guy who's to drive that car really right. Yeah yeah he felt. No he was in the other drove forty. that's the became. The one became the one. Yeah he he finished eighth. In fact he finished eighth joy fin coil. High finished ninth. that means spire motor. Sports got two cars in the top. Ten exact a perfect example of the daytona. Five hundred as its own monster. Exactly not will not ever happen again until the next superspeedway. Exactly but the good for those guys. Oh sure no absolutely. It's a big. It's a big finish. And all it took was a lot of people racking a lot of good. Cars wrecking Caused that whole thing. I'm looking and i'm looking into the amrollah like these guys had caught up in the first record. Merola bowman swore as reagan. Newman eric jones. Now you know. Derrick cope on lap three got turned by dale seniors goes and he goes which which i didn't realize they said this is the beginning of the program. It was like thirteen or sixteen years since stare. Kobe bryant and a cup race. The last time you were on the companies and i was my mind was blown by that. Because i could've your that over the past couple of years. He raced in cup races. But maybe a cup racer five hundred. Maybe it was five hundred. Because they said that. And i i immediately was. What the hell are they talking about. Pretty sure he ran ran a Retro hang on. I'm looking. I'm looking reference. Now yeah see what they got. I know it looks like he eighteen. Yeah yeah two thousand eighteen. Two thousand. Seventeen he raced. Yeah so but i guess no daytonas. So i think i guess that's what they were referring. That's probably what it is. That makes me feel a little bit better. Because i honestly thought i was going crazy. I'm like i swear to god. I remember him in races. But maybe i'm just thinking of xfinity or something but no. When he started that team he was running his own car. Here in there right exactly because yeah for one reason or another ran. The jangle throwback in two thousand eighteen. Of course he did. Yeah so so. Yeah that's for those guys An i do want to give nascar a little bit of credit. Because they threw the caution on that final lap and it is not nascar. Like to throw a caution on a final lap in that situation Fortunately the guys pretty trace back to the start finish anyway and it didn't look like it was going to change a result michael mcdowell still technically cross the line i even though the race was already over so the good thing there is that throwing the caution didn't really appear to change the result of the race but throwing the caution was absolutely the right thing to do given the severity of that wreck. I will say this. I want to say that if the caution hadn't thrown i'm sure that chase elliott would have given a little bit more but it looks like after he saw the caution was thrown he led up Which is the the exact right thing to do in that situation apps. Also think through the caution because they thought chase elliott was ahead. That's very possible. And they like get out now very possible. That's why they were so quick on the button man all right. Let's move on from that race and we'll of course talk about the daytona road course at the end of the program Let's talk about some news now Because there were some rumors here that toyota in fact. It's not rumors toyota. Confirm this that they've been talking to a pair of potential new nascar team owners now. They didn't really specify if they're talking about people trying to two different teams or two people trying to own one team but what they did say is both of these. People are not currently in the sport their business people and their quote well-funded incredible whatever that means so i guess they're talking about maybe names that we've heard of before or they work for or own a company that we've heard of before i hope that if they're right that somebody legitimate is thinking of coming into buying a team which is always a good thing because it usually means you're clearing out a charter from a team that was just renting their cars. I hope that what what happened. In the daytona five hundred in terms of ratings does it skew their opinion or it should make them mind. I think it's it's in this day and age. It's not about ratings baby. It's about impressions on social media baby pretty much. So here's the thing though and this is just me. Why not reveal a little something something about these people. Well maybe the maybe. They'll they'll scare them away. I don't know but but what we can't be tied to nascar. How dare you like. It doesn't make sense like it's very it's very. Oh god we have to make ourselves look good kinda deal. It doesn't it doesn't make damn bit of sense like they're in the business world and well-funded. I'm like okay all right. What does that. What does that incredible was the best one incredible. I'm like oh that's that's a red flag right there. That's they're not credible at all things exactly with these people when somebody calls you and says listen. Don't hang up the phone. This is not a scam First thing you think. I got him a prince. No credible i mean this isn't we're not talking to nobody here. I mean we're not talking to shady people. This is credible stuff. My god like honestly toyota. Come on man come. oh man. there's some big. I can't say on earth say it off the air. All right get pissed off at me instead will move on to something that i don't care if they get pissed off about me off but boy. It was announced this week. That in another shameless plug. Kevin james is going to be the grand marshal of the daytona road course race this weekend so i'm assuming he's waving the green flag so in on top of that they're sponsoring a car they're sponsoring the number seven carve issue. I guess they figured he did so well. In the daytona five hundred. He's probably going to do it again right. And they would think that because that's about as much as they know about nasc car if you've seen the which by the way i wasn't gonna watch a show scotty convinced me to watch this show. We could talk about it. I didn't realize that when they were like doing the debut after the five hundred they were releasing every episode. But that's that's kind of what they do. Now i guess with the only one that is like that is one division. They do it weekly. Yeah kind of thing. So i only watched the first episode and i was not making it up when i said this to my email back to you that the only reason i made it through the entire first episode was because i knew we were going to talk about it so i felt obligated to watch the entire thing. This is a new bid on our show every week for the next time. We talk about the episode. I don't know i'm gonna. I'm literally gonna have to watch it before gets home because after sitting through that first step aside. I don't think going to allow me to watch it to put it on the tv again. I dude. I got physically angry and upset with this show be in the pre new made it look bad but this show itself is so much worse. Listen if you love if you love canned laughter the s you love force nascar references if you love like the setting of a race shop boy howdy. Do i have the netflix show for you. Oh my god. let's not let's let's take a step back as as as nascar peop- yeah as people who follow the sport who know the sport well depending on who you ask. Mary's it's a badly written show. Oh my gosh it. I swear to god. They recorded all ten episodes on one day because it literally felt like they were doing the rehearsal. There were like weird gaps between the dialogue. there are people kind of standing around like looking around. Like what do we do now. the green screens god the green screens. And where did they find. By the way. Where did they find so much generic car apparel. Because everybody was all you. I'm sure the nascar donated all this stuff they don't sell it walmart Pity on them because everybody in every seat it basically is a regular sitcom. It is a regular bad sitcom like a c w level sitcom where everybody just happens to be wearing generic shirts that say nascar racing on them. That was that's the whole show. The show really didn't have anything to do with nascar. It was just the setting and then the garage did you. Did you notice in the garage. Just the random xfinity sign in the background. Yeah i did see that. I'm pretty sure they're pumping money into this video more more. It's chevrolet on the wall and it said nascar the back well because all nascar shops ooh don't have their own logos anywhere they simply say nascar on the back wall Yeah yeah again extending these pumping money into the so. I mean you gotta you gotta give something man and the in car scenes the get the the the kid that's supposed to be the driver like his helmet didn't even fit. No when he was in the in the car scene but man. I mean it's just like its ads. Which which by the way was the only car seen on the entire. i show. yeah it was. It was that that testing and that was it and it was on the pit box for like ten seconds and that was it and then the rest of it was just just can dialogue and ken laughter. Where a car just happened to be sitting in the background and they would they would have to go. Nascar references just let you know this is not just king of queens. Again we actually. It's its purpose exactly. Oh god it was so bad. I like it was. It was not like i saw. I saw a preview. I guess they're down the line they're doing a. They're doing things with ryan. Blaney austin dillon. Her and they're really that that look somewhat comical like they tape this kinda somewhat comical but it's like at the same time like i'm not a if needs them if ryan blaney and austin dillon are carrying the comedy of the show right that we got problems and speaking of recording things before i love how they were like. Yeah we're going to convince you this nascar show by just showing like thirty seconds of b-roll from actual races in the very beginning and the we'll splice one in later on and it's like clear that it had nothing to do with the show that the quality was different. I don't even think they did any post production on this program by the way no it was. They didn't have the time like like everything like like they were. I don't know if there were shadows. I need to go back. And wa- watch episode two. I'm gonna look for shadows and things but everything looked like it was filmed like on an iphone like a really good iphone but ny phone and it was like so like like there was no artistic quality to the fa- i mean. Just do it in twenty four p or something so it looks like a film like the actual scenes from the track looked more like more artistic shots than any of the scenes for the actual show just like an incredibly well lit stage sound stage. They warned that's it. Yeah it just. It didn't look like they move the set out. And here's the other part of the sex just overall it was like it was a bad bad. Show gary anthony. Williams is gonna. He's gonna lead that show just because he's the sassy character on that and he actually has timing. Yeah yeah he. He was the only one who hit hit his lines with any kind of timing. At all and kevin james has just like. Hey where's remedy. God where's jerry stiller so phoning it in so the check cleared was just do this. Oh yeah no. I'm a crew chief that used to be a nascar driver. Remember that time right. Oh and and the whole time. I was just there watching thinking this same network that did stranger things and umbrella academy and those did they are. They are too. I've never watched ozark. I never watched him. They did the ranch though. Yeah it with a range and so like all. These shows are like such high production value and such great acting and then tiger king. They had the tiger thing. Even tiger king was better production value than this. I am dreading but also horny and excitement for episode next week. It is a bit like a train wreck. Though you do when candidacy i just wanna i just wanna. I had to stop myself after episode one. Because they didn't want to blow the whole load this but boy howdy episode to. I hope i hope keeps keeps those last laugh can laugh per minute through the roof so bad. If you were thinking of buying net netflix. Just you can watch the show. Don't don't do it but if you do have netflix. I highly recommend you check it out. Yeah hey by the way. We didn't talk about the during the race the race portion but i guess the trend was drivers going out to eat. Food yeah okay. So there was. The one wasn't that Who went to mcdonald's. Not ross chastain ross chest because he's got sponsorship. Yeah okay right. Sure make sense after panda express though who did that case briscoe went to panda express. Ado do dig dignity panda express panda express and i think he was the first one to really get it because he was in his driver's suit what they're not sponsoring the car though. Maybe they should no no no. Yeah no now they should. It was kind of tastic. So what happened is chased briscoe. Did that like at four. Pm ross chastain like well sh- gotta get on this now. I go to my sponsor of mcdonnell right right right. And he went two hours later because the rain wasn't leading up. So there's that but they were talking about the the money and also Tirerack went to a place called cheddars kitchen. I've never owned saris cheddar. Sit down soiree. Mo- i'd definitely have never heard of that. I haven't heard about it either. But apparently he went there during the rain delay and had a nice little. Sit down dinner for him so really. Oh there you go. That's because there was that much time in between exactly take have dinner taken app and then come back and racing in the engagements that adam. Stern came up with registered. That mcdonald's earned fifty two thousand dollars and social media value from ross chest pains reindeer delivery which included ten thousand plus Engagements lakes and we re tweets two point four million dollars a million impressions For that one while chase briscoe gained panda express forty thousand which had seventeen thousand engagements and two point six million impressions. I don't know how that works at chastain had less Less impressions and engagement but more money. Yeah and then tyler. Medics visit had eight thousand engagements one point one million impressions And a twenty thousand dollar value free editors for free but no of course. Not why would they ross. Chastain might have well yeah he's just like look i drive the car a set it up. I mean let's. Let's do this. We wait near cheddar stretch kitchen. I've never heard of this. Never heard of that place in my life. They got three chips and homemade case k. Case so they got some baby back ribs. Warm cross all all oughta let me see locations. Can i find a location or just. Give me a bra. Why can't by the way. Can we just do. A broad map scope of where things are or is just just only one location in daytona. It may only be one. Then why are you having fine location. Please people like what are we doing here or is that just point me in the direction. I fricking no Is there any Mild stomping grounds of merlin bomber. See if baltimore baltimore cheddar kitchens. There's one in brandy wine really no way. There's there's one in new york. There's one in camden delaware. Go figure in fredericksburg newport news morgantown roanoke greenville. How 'bout the how. I never heard of this place before. I don't know it doesn't look great. Probably isn't i clicked the menu. It's just giving me code. I'm just i. I really sh- i- cheddars dot com. Click the menu button. And it's it's a code. Somebody didn't close a tab or tag and there's just code bamboo bundles website. It's cheddars dot com. I try to go to cheddar's dot com and i got like some weird site c. h. e. d. d. a. r. s. o. Because they can't how the hell spelling it dot com okay. Let's see her cheddars menu. I got the menu. You got the menu. What the hell. I'm using the chrome. I can see chicken steaks and fall off the plate. Baby back ribs hell man. Maybe it's because. I came from location. Search hold on sent. San vito code weird. They've dining alcoholic beverages and to go alcoholic beverages. Ooh fancy they put it in a little high. Yeah do you think that that's what they took back to the tracks him to go alcoholic beverage or given. How tyler ready finish mostly exactly. Yeah i mean it looks like you know like if i was going to choose a place to go to sit down and eat probably probably would chosen someplace else. But if i'm just doing drive through i'm totally doing the panda man. I like the pan at the pan is good again Tyler is sponsored by cheddar. Scratch kitchen oh okay. That's why see you know the only one. That's legit then is the pan. Because they weren't doing it for a blatant sponsor thing right so there's that you can get new orleans pasta for twelve ninety nine. When is that just pasta with a lot of spice. Yeah pretty much a bourbon. Glazed apple pork chop starting nine nine thousand nine. I guess there may be some options there. The option package looking do the deluxe or something that you above ninety nine okay. I had to find another way around it so now i found the found the the menu. The prices are reasonable. I'll give him that. I like the to go. Allows you to get bottled beer. Nine margaritas and what they call a cheddars painkiller. Nice the painkiller. Cream of coconut pineapple juice. Orange juice served with rum to enjoy at home. Bring it although. I'm not into the sweet drinks and stuff like that. The sweet drinks there the cornmeal whitefish which is looks like good old fried white fish. That's twelve bucks man. Why is it got to be white fish. That's what they what they call it. They said they have the grilled shrimp. Anthony alfredo here. Oh wow why. Isn't he sponsored by totally should be. There's no there's nothing ingraham they have a monte cristo sandwich there you go be the fried ham sandwich man deep. Fry that thing bring it. The closest one to me is an omaha nebraska. Oh man you should drive there just for the monte cristo. Because it's not just fried sandwich. It's a fried sandwich that they then put powdered sugar on. And just because it's not like enough. They also put some some raspberry jam next to it and listen. All you have to go to goodyear arizona. And really i get i could go to get the monte cristo goodyear and hell ya baby. Fifteen fifteen au thirty west mcdonalds road. I that reminds me of Of the old days at the bam. Ben against jesus boy that was that was another era. That was before two thousand man. That was a long long time. Lots of monk in the mix speak about those highly. Oh the bennigans wing dude. I i would. Legit say that those buffalo wings that they had at the banning ins with that in the potato soup. Were the two things that i would eat that those in south i mean because i got the salads for free but but yeah they they had that fried sandwich head that monte cristo and i literally never saw anybody order it and finishing entire thing now everybody took something everybody took him because it gave you like two sandwiches that were both cut in half so four slices of this thing and it was impossible to eat the entire thing. Nobody at the entire thing. Not even bol. Wow that's been knew he didn't he didn't he. Didn't he. let he finished everything. My god man. Those are howdy. Gosh i guess we gotta talk about more stuff. So las vegas apparently is going to have a couple of fans okay. There you go going mikey. Waltrip is the next s rx driver person. Gosh roosting choice. Yeah so the. I find it very very interesting that this series is going to be on. Cbs but then a regular full-time fox commentator is now participating it was interesting enough that they had for the first race of the year for six fifty race of the tony stewart in the booth. But now like for mikey. To be part of that series on a competing network. That's pretty interesting to me. I don't know. I think they also just like what doesn't compare. It doesn't go ahead and it's it's not. It doesn't compete against us. It's completely different car. The split there is bigger than johnny. Ps like this is the way we gotta do things but at the same time you are right it does this well. I guess it's probably the body race in two years all he is. You're right and a fox guy too. Yeah yeah it's very interesting that there. I mean it's cool. It's good that they're allowing them to do that. Yeah i mean you gotta like that. Probably just like listen their ratings. Had maybe you can figure out what the hell the ratings are going to be there. And what makes things popular in. Let us know let us know. And that is such a tough one You know i. That's that's going to be Super interesting to see how the ratings come back for it because outside of the fact that nobody knows this is going to happen. Really i mean. Hardly anybody knows this is going to happen. It's the the rules. The way they've laid it out is a good idea short races in prime time. I mean that's the way to do it. But it's in the middle of the week and what we've seen from nascar. Last year is middle of the week is poop ratings poop ratings. So yeah maybe something can happen there. rash fenway is is. They've announced that they are carbon neutral. Now i i don't understand curbing. Does that mean they play trees. I think it just means donate some money to some people who like plant some trees or crap. I guess yeah. Every every time every time they raise the raise the the plan x. Amount of i guess. I don't even know how that will work. And they didn't even specify in there now but they were just saying no no. We're carbon neutral. I mean you could tell because we've got a cool paint scheme now right. that's fantastic. I love to paint schemes. All right i like the paint scheme not bad. All wait everything. The thing. I like about the paint scheme is that they got all of the sponsors to commit to doing the monochromatic. Thanks so it's just white black and gray and so all of the sponsors are like this dark gray and every single one was like we're cool with that and the only ones screwed it up or the goddamn Contingency sponsors there decals on on the front of the fender right makes sense. So i'm looking at ray everett ham taking a picture of the s rx body. Oh where's this. I wanted to sit on on their twitter. It's on the the superstar racing experience twitter. Do you have to type the whole thing. You probably do. it's ex. S x racing as okay. So s r x rays twit. Her all right. They still doing those stupid. Like cartoon yet the up now. They got a cartoon version of mike either way first off. What's wrong with that time daytona five hundred champion daytona five hundred shape. This is like how many followers do they have. They've got thirty thousand followers and they can't proofreader. Goddamn graphic and it's not okay it will be. It will be excusable. If in the above they accidentally typed day toa champion. This isn't a grabbed. Somebody sat down at photoshop put. This together was like hey guys. How does this look. And they'll win. Yeah no problems there. Go ahead and publish it. Come on man amazing then. I got a picture of mikey. The mikey sitting in a car. But we don't know if it's one of their cars now. I hope it's not a photo. I was gonna say because that seat behind in my god. It looks like it would fall apart the first time you hit something. Where is jack rauch man. Oh now the car is like the cartoon version of the car is looking more like a fully formed the car with jarvis johnny peace born where is do we have an actual body. There's they they have like a like a teaser. Picture down scroll down in like february six. Yeah there's reverend him taking a picture of the front corner of a car and in his phone you can see what's that what's that bulldog thing for curious. Okay yeah and then like the hood a little bit there. Just the hood. That's all they show us. Those bastards chassis. But well. I just i opened up the The reverend hand was in your phone. Yeah oh definitely looks like a late model. Oh yes sure it does. Yeah yeah it looks like a cross between like a late model in like a like a grand am type of car interesting. yeah Spoiler could be like really weird looking in the end. It's it's business in front of two fast two furious in the bag. It almost from the like somebody did zoom up there and from zoom up. It looks like a like in one thousand nine hundred. Eighty two corvette is what it looks like. Like the batman looking corvette. By the way. Marco andretti also in this Okay and he he is. He is going to be in the superstar racing experience. It's only It's only a little disconcerting that they're that they're toting the frame around in the snow by the way which is like a regular trailer and a pickup truck. Like not like a nascar looking haller like i. You don't need that baby that's going to take away the the essence of all right the the The the kind of old school feel of it. You gotta hit you to a really one of those trailers you get you hall that you told the carbon sackler where it's all open. Yeah for sure do it. That way they have engines. I can tell from the january thirtieth post that they have engines inside of them. So there's that worried there for a minute. I know right And it's a v eight engine. That's a tiny chassis though. That's really kind of crazy. Whoa tony stewart is looking old in that one photo Wows irs man. He's got nothing to do. Why would why would you at least he's got. He's got a color in all those graphics for all the all the cartoons that they post for the daytona five hundred. I'd love daytona. Five hundred man. Go gotta proofread just a little bit. I mean i'm expelling all the time. I do but when it comes to graphics like that's why double check my crap right. If you're putting something out into the ethos you have to exactly double check it man. Have somebody proofread that crap for you. Ma'am what else we got something called a scott heckert is going to be dried. Houma seventy eight car for fast racing In daytona at the road courses weekend best could find is. He's he's raced four. Bj mcleod before doing some late model stuff as a as their development driver but this was years ago Came and stuff but the thing about him is. He's apparently pretty good at courses. He has a couple of wins. He's got one watkins glen and he's got a couple of other ones so that's why they're putting him in the car for this one and why not for away rates honestly another daytona knowing gives a crap about And then there is a bunch of Sponsors again this week the only really interesting ones for me are the beat stall they're selling they're selling. Pd met her shirts on the number thirty eight with anthony. Alfredo i would love p met her shirts. You kid me. Don't why do by the way hold on. This sponsorship was so exciting. You put it twice. The store air medicare. yep yep so hyped about it you put it in. There was apparently was just an haley has them on the On on the twice But the only other interesting one for me of course is as i mentioned earlier. The crew the netflix show the crew on the number seven car is just want to big fat. Having james paul blurt on the foot of the car the call today make it more entertaining than the show though without would upstage them. Why don't we just have paul blurt crew chief. That'd be even better. They could could've called it that it's about the same. It is about the same. It really really. Is there some other stuff there so let's get to daytona the road course this weekend. Here were rate here. Forty for forty. Everyone's in yeah. I got i got it. There's there's there there are no. There's only that one race that we had last year. Oh yeah yeah for for chase chase. One that i think he did. He did It'll probably win this one to start starting from the pole so do we. He is starting from the. Do we know how many cars are in this. The it was forty forty four. Forty okay all right so everyone everyone gets us about. Everyone gets in Brings us to the only thing nascar dot com which is subsequently real in the middle k. Again and that is the paint scheme preview so it looks like everybody's just kind of carrying over their paint scheme last week to this couple couple in there. I don't know. is there anything that you like. Anything stands out to you here but like you said number. Six car looks pretty sick. I dig the back that they that they all committed to that bit Whatever that bit less cayenne sonoko. But what can you do about that. That's not out of their control The menards car with the Libman on the front. That's pretty pretty slick and The eight. I hate the eighteen interstate batteries. I was gonna say. I was going to point that out because i know you hate that scheme so much and i kinda dig it i i. I like it better than the cyclone. Car zebra stripe one. Yeah yeah. I like the fruit stripes. Yeah i like it better than that but the kroger one looks pretty nice It's got the coca cola on the back with the kroger swoop on the front coca swoop on the back. All right. that's okay. Of course the period saw the period. Install the ross chastain mac. Donald's car looks pretty. Nice day. I can't wait to see that one in person. It'd probably be good looking car. it's good. I mean You know he added more value to mcdowell's we. They're struggling in the in the business. But let's get let's get. Let's get to the brass tacks of the they actually have schemes for the lower series including jeffrey earnhardt. Who's driving on grass low. I liked the wrong ever long long. It was pretty good quartz hill records. Brett moffitt writes that that what they have less find out less less search google hill record. I'm gonna guess. Country artists is one of us coming soon. What the hell. Soon coming soon page concert. We're going to sponsor a car in a race. Oh it's sony. It's a sony imprint. So it's it's going to be whatever sony's Country artists are. I bet i like. I like ryan vargas his car. The big squeezy which is alvin kamara. I believe a business. The running back for your new orleans saints. Oh really what is it like a like a juice bar is it. What is that. Is it like an orange julius type of thing where i guess more like a. I think you're right with our julius about right right on scott smoothies and juices and stuff like that. It's a cool i like. I like a nice little orange and purple scheme. It looks pretty slick now The number eight cars interesting with miguel paulo pluto. Oh do i love the combo of the seven and eight. Yeah i like that. And of course a little little He's from brazil and they're using the brazilian flag colors on that car where they're not on just now gar car. They're using the flag of whatever country he's from I think poland. Okay good all right. I hope so. But i like hidden cornyn. They're the kind of little hidden. Corncob thing is good brother. I've eaten something giving you in goring howdy And in the truck series. The only one is the frontline that todd gill and we'll drive frontline enterprises At least looking chuck. I like the different shades of gray and the little red accents to it there. On the thirtieth. They'll have a lot of cars in here. I like the little. Yeah the little stuff that got going on behind in that design on. That truck is pretty pretty sick The only ones i would really add to that are Let's see here. The i do actually dig the seventy eight. It's kind of old school in the cup series. it's got like mermaids me of a nike shoe for some reason i don't know why And it was. It was there and i thought there was another one. There was one other one that i saw. I can't wait until the twenty three car. Start showing up with some kick ass paint schemes. They're doing it yet That's assuming they will. There's no. there's no assumption that they're gonna be all we gotta look flashy gotta look like this. There's no there's no assumption. Just be as good as it used to be. And i always like the main until car because you can use it on yourself and you can use it on a horse. It's great you keep you keep putting this point home and i don't wanna use it on either. Come on. it's awesome. I why do we know like on. We do also be well. I don't know humans and yeah but they don't ever but they're the only way to advertise it that way. I literally went to the walmart and looked at it on the shelf and it said so but isn't that an assumption like it's so like there's no special soap they're one smart enough to market it to both because you know then then you double your audience you you have the human audience and then when the horses see on tv then you get the horse audience to hate to break it to you. The world's not mr ed. They don't call they don't watch. Tv they sit there and eat grass and shit themselves pretty much. They fertilize fertilize for lifespan. Of course but they do all right so last week. I think that. I somehow still beat you. Yep you're twelve to my seventeen because even though Because even though the twenty two car totally got destroyed the race denver. Yeah the race ended before bubba could come back to get his lap back and so because of that. Then than the bubble was caught up in their was caught. Up in the didn't he didn't finish So so yeah i beat you on that one. And then what was our those. Add healy degan. Yeah how did that go for us. Four finish i believe so and i won that one saying twenty six. I said seventeenth or something like you said seventeen. You had a lot of faith in her. Yeah well it'll get better. It's what are you gonna do. I think she finished the race. I think that's pinnacle number one that is when daytona that is definitely. The hardest part to do is just finish the race. Let alone do well. That brings us to this week's race at the daytona road course aka the film race one of the film racist For one of the they canceled. I don't know if this one was the california race or or something else but one way or the other. it's it was added after the fact and we have to suffer through another daytona road course race. Although based on what we saw in the busch clash. There is a slight chance that we could get like charlotte level mayhem. Grove level mayhem in this one. Going into turn one which will make the raise. Hell of a lot more interesting. Well let's hope so because it's the only thing that's gonna make this damn thing interesting on a sunday. Yeah exactly on sunday right. Yeah it is so so with that being said i will give you the entire field to choose from including the man who has dominated all the road courses of late chase elliott's and he would have won the busch clash to things not gone south at the end there but What what do you got. Who who do you want here. It's chase it's the road king. Master he really is. And i'd especially at the at the roles or the bureau course ovals he's been dominant and pretty much unbeatable for me. give me Let's see here. All we have to go by are the results from the last from from the only race. Here give me. I guess. I'll take danny then. Okay yeah i mean what are you gonna do right. There's really nothing to go off on then finished second last time. So you know. I'll take danny this time to. They'll be pissed because when the five hundred you'd probably should've here's a side bet fourth. Yeah so we all know michael mcdowell when the daytona five hundred right he is pretty good at road courses to Where do you think mcdowell finishes in this race He he finished tenth in the first one Give me sixteen k could Canape because i'm like right in the middle there. Although i'm not in the middle i want to say eleventh. Okay so How how how much. How much chaos would it be. If he won back to the larry i mean he would be kind of legit then. I mean again. This is a one off type of race. But there's so many road courses this year that a good run here you know from somebody like him could set him up for some good racist down the road and get to the glenn and places like that really sets up for super speedways and road courses anyway. Yeah yeah so so there we go. So you've got you've got chase elliott. I've got any hamlin. i've got sixteenth. Four michael mcdowell in this race. You've got him. Eleventh will find out who does what. When and if you want to Not miss who wins. The race wins the bet who wins decide that more was worth watching since obviously based on the daytona five hundred ratings. You weren't Then subscribe to the show. You can do it on. Let's see here. Google podcasts apple. Podcasts breaker stitcher. Fm spotify i her radio you can ask alexa the play it just go to any of the podcasting sites type in in the draft you should be able to find it for everything else surrounding the program laid on a mas man. This go to draft dot com. We haven't been hacked at least five weeks. No need check that out there. But if you want to break it up like a kit kat bar to twitter dot com slash in address show facebook dot com slash draft show and instagramcom player in the draft. Show that's it. That's all four wilson. I wants to kill yourself in. Someone else's has been in the draft wilson. Wise a little history lesson for you guys get down. He gotta learn something more than just nascar folks. It's a you know it's one of those damn things The eighteen forty six austin texas The newly arm texas state government is officially installed in austin texas. Now so how about that. They still haven't figured out what the hell do with all this. Yeah the power is off there. I'm sure right now. Eighteen seventy eight. Thomas edison phonograph. Oh nice about that Eighteen seven Vice president former vice president aaron burr's arrested for treason. Oh yeah there's that he he was. You know he did bad things man. He tried to He tried to throw throw the game after he had already played. Like three quarters of it. Leeann you know these things happened. These things happen and he's got money on the line. It was nine men out. Charlie sheen played in the movie though. We all remember that. That one's bad that one's bid oh the publication of betty freeman's the feminine mystique awakens the feminist movement in the united states. This day in nineteen sixty three nice united kingdom grants cyprus independence And they They jumped around yet. They around wait. That's cypress sorta. There's actually pain. That's right Cypress them went insane in the member. Exactly that's it The nineteen fifty-three the georgia literature commission is established to censor books. They thought was too racy. Real yeah and then Also this day in nineteen forty nine. Ezra pound is awarded the first bullington prize in poetry. Nice by the bullington foundation and yale university proving. 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D&D Court - Witch Bolts, Meta Gamers, and the Return of Blasting Gramma
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How dare you prevent us from using our mouths in all the fundraise for still tried sweet. Welcome to dungeon court. Everybody court is now in session or does the bailiff say that. I don't remember we're recording this after posting last week's episode at six. Am so apologies in advance for me. Being likely tyrannical rule in favor of all the dm's and punish on the players supreme court justice emerged is not enough sleep. A god bless those who try their cases. Today i feel like the shell has come off and now we're getting true. Murph murphy unleashed is what we're about to see. Yeah let's let's confirm that murphy's murph on three hours of sleep let's dive in. I do kick it off here. Ye crit is now in session. The honorable supreme creek justices murphy. And tanner. thank you appreciate it we. Shall we try first case. Let's do it. I'm ready okay. This one comes from mica be honorable judges and omniscient bailiff jake very nice. Very good omniscient. Then you should be answering all questions. I'm gonna kick my feet up having iced coffee. And let jake talk for forty five minutes. The honorable justice and Regular guy baylor j court. I was damning my first. Dnd campaign and during an encounter along the way to my town players were attacked by a blind dime blind time blind time during the combat the blind i am jumped onto the horses of the wagon. The players were using to get to town. A player wanted to use which bolt. But i warn them that that would also hurt the horses as the electricity would travel through them as well. In order to ground into the earth. The players argued. That horses would be unaffected since it was a spell and was magical so it did not have to obey physics. This states a beam of crackling blue energy lances out toward a creature within range forming a sustained arc of lightning between you and the target do spell still follow physical law or do their magical nature in the consequences outside. The spells. verbiage cannot occur. I just i want to start off with. I don't know how i'm gonna fucking weighing but actually i. I have some thoughts. I thought though is i looked up blind. I'm and they're like little frog creek. Cool and i feel like frogs have a similar rubbery texture to tires and tires deflects electricity. Are frogs tires real. Cana- frog be electrocuted. If you wear frogs on your feet and frogs tires this actually will now weigh in on my opinion about this but i just thought it was funny. It's fascinating because you could frog. Skin is kind of tyree for sure. But they're also wet. They're also wet. There are wet meacher Yes this is gonna be bad for getting electrocuted because like it seems like electricity. Lightning could strike a little pond. And you don't see frogs just floating dead in the pont for being electrocuted. That's interesting lightning. Rarely strikes like a big wet surface. I think it needs like kind of like lightning rod or something like grounded. And i don't think that for some reason i don't. This is outside of my scientific grasp but for some reason like striking. A big pond is not something that lightning likes to do. I'd probably because it's afraid of frogs. i'm pretty sure. Lightning is basically like ions in the sky reaching out to ions on the ground or something like that. But it's like they're they're types of like atoms that then they reach out to the ground so already any kind of lightning that you create india spell is not based off of those physics. That is true i will. I will say though anytime the says. Here's the rule. I i kind of want to side with them a little bit. If they're being let's 'cause you're you're you're tired right. yes. I've stopped listening to the person my god but i think mike did the right thing. Which is you know you let the person know what because if somebody i understand the argument from the player if they use a spell it doesn't say in the spell that anything extra bad happens and then their horse explodes. That feels pretty unfair but might let them know ahead of time ahead of time but that being said i think spells don't work like they do in nature. Yeah because i know that there's like lots of fire spells and only some of them will say anything in the area catches on fire that is affected by this. It has to be specified. There's a lot of fire spells. That wouldn't i mean logically if you're creating a bunch of fire right. All of the houses around it would catch on fire but a lot of spells. Don't specify that that would happen. Only some do. Here's the language that i think Seals it for me is a beam of crackling blue energy lances out towards a creature within range like the word lance bouma implies that it is a piercing beam and now i guess like horses wearing like armor or something. Maybe that will the conduct the lightning. But like i think to me this is like four slighting this is like like Like palpitation somebody sustained and like focused. So yeah i think it would be. It's gonna it's gonna roast this tire frog up. Nice maybe leave the horse alone. I liked helping. Defense makes a lot of sense. If pal patine sees luke riding a horse he could shock. That horse and the horse would be fine. Palpitation horse lover. Le let the record. Show that i apologize to emily for bringing up star wars. I didn't even know that. That's also you know just like okay. Sing a little song in your head. Emily tyra frogs. If you four tire frogs you just have to look up. Kenneth frog get electrocuted. And then i just saw some science some scientific experiments that i wanted to know more details. I'm living in a haunted. A question mark of. I wanted just an emphatic. No that frogs can't get electrocuted. That's all i want. Yeah staff biologist being like. Did you know frogs actually can't get think which is. Did you know that frogs can be studied in lousy. You know that. This question that sparked curiosity and you sparked a lot of did you dissect a frog when you were in high school. I guess Yeah they all have a little tiny metal rod inside of them thinner ground writing. I remember my biology teacher was struck by lightning by frog seeking revenge. Yeah i wouldn't say if lighting's not hidden ponds and stuff then how come how come. My aunt used to tell me to get out of the pool when i did my aunt. Letty swim in a thunderstorm. Fucking go home. Extended family would pull me out of the pool when it was sundering. Thundering and lightning grilling litigator on the floor of the court. Like i don't know you sir. I don't know anyone you're talking about well murph. It's funny that you bring that up because we've got a surprise witness bring in murph's on yeah i will say mica. Did the right thing by if this is how you want the spell to work by warning your player beforehand. Because that's just going to lead to worse arguments. And i do think i am going to rule with the with the player here. Specifics yells that affect player. However i respect the. Dm's right to decide. That's how they want magic to work. But if you're in the player and you're like okay my mom has said magic is very little in this world. I would exploit the shit out of that. Oh truly bewitch bolting everyone who every fucking mounted paladin and coming for me. Yeah piece of your mounts. I'll never again fight another mouth trying. You'll answer like take what you take the matal you lost and use it to fight the war to do try and trick your enemies into all having a pool party because then you can just switch volt the pool. And they're fucking done. They're done their toes. Evil guys merck's aunt. Everyone get out of the pool on a side note. I do feel like we get a lot of cases of being like. Hey i'm gonna fuck up a horse. Is that okay is it. Okay just kill a horse. I think it's not a horse is like yes. They're an animal but they're also like a utility their mode of transportation so a lot of times slashing someone's tires you know that's a good point. Yeah so i. I feel like it's really good deeming to be like all right we have. Here's this unknown element. We have lincoln that we can travel travel here or there and it is something that can be destroyed as well. The other thing is also. It's also just seems dangerous to me to start arguing any rules on like the laws of physics and stuff like because no one like. You're not sitting at the table with the meteorologist nations like mine which is like every should. Lightning isn't in the sky meeting an eye on the grammy time learning while you're playing and that's not a good place to be. We talked for a long time about how frogs were rubbery and maybe couldn't be electrocuted. That's what you're dealing with. D. players first tires were made a frog. That's common fact. And then you open yourself up to having a party where you're with like a physicist or something and they calculate how fast they would be falling or something arguing with you about damage or something like that and you just don't want to get into this is a whole bag of worms. It feels like the move is just like you can catch that lighting. But it's gonna hit your horses. They're they're in the way it's going to ground to to the ground through. Don't pay anything in science at all. So i think our were unanimous enrolling for the players hear okay mic must be punished. I sit on the council of my goodness raises punish consulate elder. We can was one of the benefits. That here is that. You can't punish athena. No no we must make into a god. Yeah i mike cannot be punished. Mike needs to write a cart. Can be by mike. A council of elder shoutouts to dutch bailiff jake next case comes from thomas c. Thomas writes honorable. Justices ackford murphy and tanner and the low bottom feeder. All right. it's true at the bottom of here is yeah. I don't want to choose the question. People are mean took place at the bottom of the pawn. Very nice can't be electrocuted though our party was about to begin a stealthy scouting mission around the outskirts of town with stealth. In mind our sourcerer asked our druid to cast pass without trace. He'd casted this on several times in the past so we all know he has it upon the request however rdm objected that this request was meta gaming and cheating the fighter sided with the sorcerer's saying we all know our druid has the spell. The other three players at the table all agreed with the dm that has seen spell is meta gaming are cleric called the definition of meta gaming in the end the spell was cast and nothing happened on the stealth mission. Anyway we've moved on where we wrong to request a spell. We know that a party number. That hurts my soul. I saw that. I don't think matters but i just want to say because could the right. It may be important to add that. He did not use his character voice when he made the request Okay yes i just. I really fundamentally feel like the most fun version of. Dnd is a team sport and in a team sport you can say. Pass me the ball. Yeah basically no sport as you. Pass me the ball. Then you say you're playing basketball and then meta game chilly. If you watch like the witcher show or or or play the games or something if garrelt is with one of the sources if he's with nfl or something she'll be like i'm going to teleport do you want to come with me. And he'll be like no. I'll go on my own. They all have abilities. They know what their abilities are. They'll daily into acetate this person. Can you do this like they know right their abilities are. That's the point of traveling party. Yes you're like rounding out your skill sets version. I've played. I've played a lot of support. Casters there are times when you when it feels rude when people like. Oh can you make sure that you cast this on me like talk but this is certainly not the case whatsoever and even then those people aren't meta gaming just being selfish yeah and when what is supposed to assume that it's a surprise every time the druid campus. Why like pass without trace. God could do that magic out of your hands there. Maybe splitting hairs like maybe the dm and these other players who honestly. They shouldn't be a teeming with the against you. They seem kind of nerds is like some people. Don't play the team sport. In which case. I respect if that's what's fun for people but that's truly not what's fun. You guys should be a team. You guys should be trying to. You're like my very mean to me in the outside of the game. And that's that's you know we're splitting hairs. I feel like the table. They wanna be at instead of calling it by passed without trace or mentioning actual spell mechanics. Mock zora. I need a little extra i need. I need a little something to get into this building Do you have any spell for the for the occasion. Like don't be just hit for toys. and they almost. It's almost more cringing than just being like. Muscled cast passed without trace. Maybe just give it. The names of something else now passed without trace ally. Suggests you do that. Being only there was some magical way to cure our wounds directly at the end. Maybe some word that provided some healing yeah. Many gaming seems more meta gaming when you save meta gaming like that's to me it's like as soon as you call it out. Yeah i think that term like while it has merit can be kind of a scourge on a table in the same way like railroad in can out to say the same thing. Yeah it's like anytime you don't like something that can be considered meta gaming but this seems the only argument i can make in favor. Is that like maybe. This is like a hard. Rpi table and like if you like are like switching to regular voices and kind of plotting that kind of dry strategic tone. I could see that like rubbing up against like the the theater that you're trying to produce at your table but this seems like the reason for a bit on this very interesting. This is kind of wild to me to me smile gamov. This makes me think of like doing theater in highschool necessary dramas being taken to go to these character now. I did theater in high school and then never again to perform. The world of it was a live. Yeah it sounds like they just want you to say that you want pass without trace without saying you want passed without trace because it's insane to think that your character wouldn't know what it was because because they knew they do know what it is. Yeah i think. I think i think i think very fundamentally though we can say this is not weird me would be like if we've got a four person party here. Two of us are in one room. Two of us are in the other room and we're acting as if we know everything. The other party is learning. You know what. I mean if Right i'm going to tell you the the only like one of the only clear examples of meta gaming. I can think of would be looking up a monster. You're fighting online okay. There and there are questions. Like that this we add. That's that's not cool that my friends is meta gaming and of course. You should never do that like that is not interesting but you are allowed to if you have personally encountered this in your studies. You're allowed to know this. I think i think this table. It sounds like they wouldn't be happy with you being like. I want to run away but i only have a speed of twenty five feet. They'd be like oh. Did you just say a stat. Good what are what are you. We know god does a grid beneath our feet greeted us. I had suspended my disbelief and my disbelief is crashing back down to miniature yes. We'd super side with player here. I also think it's fun. It's really personally again. Not everyone enjoys the teamwork aspect. I personally really enjoy talking about each other's abilities and coming up with strategies like genuinely in warfare. That's what you would do. Strategizing strategy is not medicai- ming strategy is. It's like i'm going to go here and shoot gun and you go here and shoot your gun on night one. If you're like an adventuring party like this is what i did. I do your moves. Picturing like somebody like setting a big boulder on fire and launching it from a catapult and then like the people storming castle being like. What did you plan. There's no did you know that that fire knew how to use fire gamer. Everything has to be a surprise. Is this fire. I conjure flame from hand. You are one of satan's meta gamers role place so hard. What is this still not out. Roller d twenty. What is a d twenty. Plus this play fantasy amelia delia. Yeah that's what you need to do here. yes What what are we going to punish our dm and the frankly the turncoat players the worst of all. They're the ones they're the ones that are more. Yes they're the worst of all. Yeah i think they have to be. They have to role play surprise by every spell. That any of them casts. Yeah i think yes. They have to play everything they do. Maybe maybe they do a live theatrical performance of game in front of audience. That doesn't even better. They have to watch live the performance of someone else's dnd game on texas that show to buy tickets as part of our tour tiny long. This has been a margarita. May have one. That will make the least amount of sense. I you i like what you were saying about like forcing them to lark incarcerated. Lopping i guess is what it would be more like They're exactly like on the side of the highway. Picking up trash. But they are wearing larkin gear. Or maybe you're just like you have to be more people to plant trees them. Pick up trash. Only service while dresses wizards hugh hugh some trees dressed as wizards got shocked. Every time you played the tree what this stick growth. You can't look how to plant a tree to give it the best chance of life you have to just guess. Hope you're right because you're a druid and you think magic is real so ordered okay. Our next case comes from eric l. May it please. The court my deums. Big bad evil guy tried casting an tax bell but it got counter spilled. He then said that his big bad evil guy. Cast misstep right after being counter spilled. I argued that he had already cast a spell. Cast another this term. He told me that since it was counter spelled. He didn't actually cast the previous spell and and but he did use up in action and he still had a bonus action allowing missile interesting question. And there's definitely going to. We're going to find a really good answer. And i've never thought of that and everyone's going to be happy across the land. My party. everyone is going to be united universally in agreement with the court. My party and i argued that the did eventually end the did eventually take our side but we were all left unsure of who is right. Who's wrong my mom usually will take our side to keep things smooth but i'm worried he may have. We may have cheated. I humbly await year. verdict I do like the coming to the court With with a like your hands behind your back with kind of other gay showing of guilt self honesty that you brought because they at the table this person actually one but it's eating away at them. Walk me through the steps of this again. Because i'm still trying to wrap my brain economy so the bad guy cast a spell which was encounter spelled and then right after that he he cast misty step and the players that you can't cast two spells in turn but he said since he was counter spelled actually cast a so. Let's read found a little. I found a thing that i found a thread. And they say counter spells states that the spell fails and has no effect but it does not say that the spell is not as fast. Yes which i think is pretty compelling cause hearing this story i was like oh i would never think that i could but that isn't there is maybe some wiggle room but i think that's a pretty decisive answer yet. It says if failed has no effect but it doesn't say that it's not that is the you attempt texture because if you get counter spelled you still lose that spell slot. It's not like you get that spell slots yeah yeah. You've cast a spell you attempt to interrupt creature in the process of casting a spell catching spell of third level or lower blah blah blah. Yes i think that's true. I think that I think that he the big bad guy could not have cast misty. Step casting another spell. I mean noble noble attempts. By this. Because i i do think that's a cool move to have one still network try to use another one. Unfortunately i do think the players are right in that. It counts as casting a spell but it was interesting. Logic ended up not being true. I still give the dm credit for like you know pushing pushing the limit have logic doesn't let you pass free. Thank you still feel like a sleazy move. Feels like they were trying. But i understand now in reading it that it would count as account right honest mistake but there must be blind creamy stories. That are being really cheesy and like just feel like me like the last party that we were just talking about unlike the and like the last person who seems like they just need a new crew. Friends seem like you've got a great crew going on. Yeah your dm gave then and you're the one that brought the court. This is nice crew to get a drink with. I think unfortunately viciously punish your dm. Even even though they of recounted they even though they okay we still have up trash and plant trees. Could we also counter spell the case and just dismiss it altogether. Oh where we could counter spell the punishment. Because i like the case to be in the record right yes. It should be Maybe just one tree yeah. Let's make sure neighborhood. That's really going to benefit from that sort of canopy. Sequoia we're thinking a redwood or a big sequoia on a suburban street. it could be an austin. That would be perfect for rex. Any sidewalk around it. Yeah yeah let the rich get in their deep and if anyone tries to stop you you have to. You have to tie yourself to it. That is treated fans your tree. We should play in a tree as a group. I like idea. I like planting trees. Yeah you took a whole class on planting trees plant one in his front yard. Actually that'll be another parliament. We are going to plant it a really strong destroy. Say we're gonna play to you tree right next to your house and the roots are going to your fucking crawlspace bitch if you had a wine cellar off your fucking expensive ones that we you've been collecting for thirty plus years aren't getting wrecked by you. That's that's in the root system now to get by or septic. There's going to be roots in their bench. That is going to be fucking buzzed. Have to call the route or so many times. 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Never go to the post office again. Case we've ever had. And actual and alex j is still struggling with grandma. Alex please the exalted justices of the high credit expert and tanner powerful and handsome bailiff. Her wits and the pebble justice murphy. Now trying to get you off aside. This is update on grandma. He didn't he didn't know you're going to be cranky today too. I just punched by monitor. I feel like. I have another losing. 'cause on my hands la. The latest part of the campaign had them battling three elven. Conquest kings who had imperialistic took over the homeland of a group of goblins during the battle using mechanics houston of candy and elva who had an companion died and him. Grandma wanted to take the as amount. I offered that she could have a familiar like baby groot but she rolled a persuasion checks. Stupid high to persuade the tacoma along with her. What do i do i fear. The supreme creek justices ackford her favorite. And tanner and pebble pot. Justice murphy created a monster who end up being my own personal bb. I think the first lasting grandma like riding along in the trees of an end is amazing however there are disadvantages. And i mean. I don't know what aunt stats are. But you make new stats on which is not very fast you can. I mean look grandma. Blasted from the bow of a n is really all. I want everyone at home. She is ninety one years old so walking off. Yeah i just do you. Give the end riding horse stats. It's not gonna break your game you can. You can just get attack that end gram loves the end and then grandma must go or you know you can also do. You can nerve grandma's and by like by fucking it up a bit. Maybe you don't actually kill it but it gets nerf because like you know some kind of fungus comes to it and it's therefore gets priest a bunch of living out a lot of fucking insects that can fuck up a tree. Weevils get in there. you're done. yeah here's the thing. Give us your grandma move. You're really not having fun. Give us your grandma. We'll play a great little indecency kicking off the show anyway so we need the cat about it. I thought we decided we just didn't know how to do it. I maybe we would just expand the castle surprise when i got on the zoo shocking because we are private texts. They're we're all gonna go. Are you going to say it. They said they were going to do it. So now. we're in this awkward position of we have to do it on airplane mode for awhile and she takes you know we're not ready to tell you. What is this right now. What's happening right now. Is this kind of like the grandma's availabil- we need. We need to tarzan. Remember to the other smoothly and make sure that she has a good ethernet cable so they can have smooth zooms with graham. We're gonna send her like a mic setup smooth. Here's you see if it's even feasible. Should i probably just should've just send her my mic and zoom probably. What should happen to be good. But then we might need to record pickups or record something while she's still sets in a buyer new one i'll byron new on i guess is going to split it. Yeah i was kinda thinking maybe out of sydney's that'd be nice can dip into that ended up so it's not a ton in there but like we have access to that. We're going to have to upgrade grandma's internet to sydney's fund. Because she needs to be on business at least three hundred up. Yeah yeah all the other houses on the block to two so. She's not competing at least by the house on either side of her. So there's not like annoying neighbours right having gardening. Don know right here. Maybe i like pop in every once in a while. I'm kinda like talkshow or something like that. You would pop over and like you know. Give her drop off weekend from being friends with someone in real life. We can only stop you from being on our show that you're not i will text people and they'll be like i. I was told. I'm not allowed to talk to you. We can stop other people from being friends with you by. So like if i if i like go all out to this. Grandma like could maybe salvage our relationship. Grandma's gone all out for us so that we can finally get rid of you. I guess i'll email you the gavel. That'd be awesome love to see gramma work nag. Anything happened into it in the mail though so if you could drive it and deliver it here as long as she's in the contiguous. Us it shouldn't be too big a problem. So yeah excusing guam so us-based but it's guam. Unfortunately she could still vote so okay. Great great great signing off grandma's in the waiting room but going back to the case. I think i am. I can't be objective on this. I simply can't so of course going boat with grandma. However i understand the dm's concern it's all completely valid. My only thought would be that you could find ways to like. I said some sort of you know. Maybe they meet some sort of evil druid who puts like a fungus. And then you know there's there's ways to nerf the end in a way that that may be could still feel like fun role play if grammas just like don't touch. Don't you dare touch my. And then i have no response to that. She's already on the show. You can't say no to grab just make just make it a riding horse or something. Just co from the mounts that would be like appropriate for that level and just have it be a moving tree instead of a horse. Do keep on updating us every single time. Because i want to hear what i think. Though because up. Tom there were some disparaging disparaging words about me. I understand that. It can get confusing but survey murph this voice. Jake is the other guy. The guy barely on the podcast. If your grandma's gonna be a member of the cash you need to learn how it works. Yeah all right. We got a case from johnny ep. Johnny writes it may please the honorable bailiff and possibly some pretty good judges very strong. This is the right like favorable things to me. So i picked them but then the cases don't get tried very fairly say i'm a home game and in the first town visit. I mentioned the regional famous restaurant. Tgi monday's a depressing version of that other restaurant. This makes everyone laugh and of course they tried to go see if there's anything to it when they get there. They're and they're eating. They asked to do investigation and perception checks. I allow it and two players happen to roll that twenty to give them a long winded description of the restaurant even with that too twenties though there is nothing special about this restaurant. They were annoyed. Because i mentioned it twice and it made it seem like pointing them there. Am i wrong for just making a stupid name for a place with nothing happening. They know i you're not every it's it's funny but also i understand what you're calling from matching it mentioning him multiple times and then i'm going there. You have nothing. Yeah i mean it seems easy enough to like roll in at twenty thousand inspection check. It's like oh yeah there's a secret menu you get a potion. I like ways to get out of this on the it'd be privy to like restaurant drama like yeah actually kyle used to date Ben over here so really now you know. They're on the out. One of them used the nightshift one of the means to do the lunch shift but now they're lunch shift. Oh see and then. I think you could also like yet. You made a big deal to monday so they thought it was important. I think it's okay to be like okay. They've really invested in this. I had i had some kind of Salacious thing was happening in another place. But you know what they rolled to nat twenties. It's happening here now. I think it's okay. Be like okay. The where wolf that was like chained up in a room fighting their curse in the in is now in like most storage pantry. Shit's going down at the mondays. Yeah because yeah. You probably had something that session. I would write unless you all this work into this. I'm gonna say it was actually at emerald tuesday's that was the problem somewhere else. I was gonna say. I imagine that the mondays joke didn't take all of the prepping to as good as it is as good as it is. I would have to imagine that other things plan so like. Yeah if if the players are there and really seem to want something to happen. Yeah if you had a dungeon planned or something or if you had them overseeing something or walking in on something had happened at. Monday's that's louis slogan for tgi. Monday why not. There's a trap door that leads place. They were supposed to go a secret. Dungeon trap door and like the pantry. Tj mondays is so good. That's that's a freebie for anyone. Implicates the restaurant tour of tgi. Mondays who originally was a throwaway character. But now it's pivotal to the story that is just fun. Collaborative story now. It's beautiful yeah. I'm i'm trying to read between the lines here. Because just taking their word at its base value. Just like what the question was like. It's fine to have a tavern. That's just a tavern or restaurant. That's just a restaurant. But what did they say that. They mentioned it multiple times gave him. This is what she wanted right district. Your players situation is that they mentioned it wants and no on laughed so they mentioned it again until they got a chuckle. I actually think they mentioned it once. The players had fun with the idea. They're like this. Let's keep exploring this. I also i also would have to know how the players asked it right because like you can be sometimes. Someone's like if they were just like. Yeah yeah. tj mondays. We're going to go the tj mondays and you're like okay cool. Nothing's really here but they're like now we're going to go. We wanted to do an investigation check than it is of on them but if you were kind of like go back then yeah i think pivot and put something important. That was elsewhere. You sit the dachary and you taste something in the decker you haven't tasted in years. It's it's forbidden essence. That you know will lead you to some secret truth if only you could discover it. Tgi mondays commercial decorating. I would never buy fucking cocktail that was called forbidden essence cocktail of ordering something. That's embarrassing to order things that you've ordered. I just like a cocktail after always tries to kind of follow the sillier again slippery rabbit limply little rat and you when you order a cocktail you never know what kind of glass it's gonna come in and like i always wanted to be like something in iraq's class that's the goal and then it comes in this like really high ball thing that's like with garnish. It's not even like a fragile masculinity thing it's just like drake don't wanna little like stem scared. I'm going to break yet. I that's the fucking thing with those drink the fill to the top. It's fragile masculinity to not wanna say slippery rabbi aryeh to separate these issues that spans the sexist. yeah there was definitely a five year period. Where every restaurant was trying to get you to say the word slut. Whenever you ordered something i can i get this guinea slut sandwich. Please feel bad. It's no one's having a good time with that led to that. I still say it actually even getting at the this used to be called. I have a long memory usual. I know what you're tomato slut inside me. I'm in the basement of the tgi. Mondays i do think any you're inviting your players to go investigate that anytime. That's you know if you guys are going to a town in our campaign. I'm not like here's the tavern where you might know some people. Here's his state of the evil vampire. And here's a fireworks factory. It's like of course they're going to the fuck fireworks factory so they're better than going out at the fireworks factory. You know what i mean. Yeah it makes sense true. I feel like if i agree with emily. Where like thank god you lead in with like this is just a regular ass restaurant then the players then it's all their fault at that point and then you're just moving around but if you've been like you guys go into town you see like a well in the center of town you see a tgi. Mondays restaurants Like a couple of houses. What do you guys do the more. You say it's regular the more they're just gonna wanna like scratch onto the surface of that. Looks like a regular restaurant keep saying just looks like a regular restaurant this are we get away with the players again here. I'm i think i'm going away with the players because it's a tiebreaker. And they insulted me again. I think the players. Because i think that I totally understand where the diaz is coming from. But i think in the future if your players get really into something like. I don't think that there's anything wrong with the m being like This a letter this scandalous letter of conspiracy we're gonna find is now and the tj man. I only gets the. Because i know this is the reaction they want. You did the prank. Piss off all your friends and then come to us to justify your break. It was intentional. Thank it wasn't intention of course making a restaurant. nothing was going on at that. You love that this happened. This is a prank is a prank on the players. Though and now right frank by forcing them to plant forty dogwood trees decided to my mom. Steigler treaty beautiful. I think this this. I think needs to eat at tgi. Fridays for get dinner a dinner for breakfast anything that they need to plant a tree. Tgi fridays her in the kitchen. The center and watch nature reclaim the space. I am legend style beautiful oak. What are you guys. Need to have time for one more case for one. More ricardo rights. May it please the court. But most importantly bailiff jake thanks for cardio possible. You're gonna lose my breeding feel bad but these guys are going to go for a sweep of players unless this person is not against a player. Actually so this confirms that we're gonna have an episode not even against a player or a case against a player or dm but against the dice. Gods themselves opinions. You watch your friends die like an old testament. God just like really punish you and sacrifice. Hush falls over the courtroom. When this cases where i make the sign of the ten sided die. I haven't is that has been blessed with holy power and always delivers the most critical moments and also happens to be the first d twenty. I bought. I love them dearly and have been great sentiment for them but at the same time i became suspicious of them. I checked my dice. Roll them many times and tabulated the results. My table revealed that most of the roles were over eight. I also rolled s a road. Sixteen and twenty a lot of the time. My question is this. Should i accept the blessing. The dice god's have given me or should i relinquish this power for the betterment of storytelling and my conscience. My fate is in your hands. Venerable judges and powerful bailiff. I love this question. I love this person. I love that you're asking this question. I've never had a dice that rolls consistently. And also. When i when i go when i roll because i have six days via i rolled 'em each twice to figure out what i'm going to roll with and i know i choose the ones that either. Roll a twenty a one or a two. So it's like i want. I do want failure as much. There is a a fix for this. There is a way to check the balance of your dice. You can use it with Salt water you can I knew something with water. But i'm googling a right now on life hacker life hackers shout. Everyone good cop fill fill it with a third cup of room temperature water and add about six tablespoons of salt. Put your die in it and spin it around in the water because it'll float if you're die keep stopping with the same number facing up something inside the dies making it unbalanced. Something truly off. Then it'll it'll keep floating to the same number so there is a way to test this. They might just be really lucky. So i would before you know them out. Confirm that they are waited. My guess is that just lucky. Yeah i would say We are going to need further ruling on this. We're going to need an update but should we. Maybe offer like two possible solutions. I guess like either. Keep the dyson. Use them or like. What sort of banishment. Shall we offer over for the dice. How shall we. How should we retire these dice. I guess is what i'm asking. Well the first thing. I do want to say one thing which is if you find out that. It's not waited. I think that. I think that you could say that as like okay. This is a roy. Care okay will be like you would like your everyday roles you would just have a different set but then like it would maybe kind a fun thing to be like okay. I fucking need this. I'm going to bring in like my like. My best is still occasionally not deliver killing using way less frequently. Yeah a fun thing like that. Little treasure chest. Yeah also the way. I feel like if a die were truly waited that it would be more like the to land on a single number or numbers. That were clustered around each other because the days are pretty random so the idea that you could just have dot dice that were more likely to roll like ten through twenty one through nine. Seems strange to me. i. I don't know perhaps there is a way to way. It's too slight which is looking at like sixteen and twenty. Were close their bar. Sixteen and twenty are close. I i still think do do that. Little do that. Little water tests and if it passes the water test then you can decide. You know what. This is. My special dice. That only use for an important role should definitely do the water test because it passes the test you're blessed and that's the desk then then the dice. Gods are are real alauddin dice. Christ deny question. I have a question though. I wonder if that dice. I'm assuming that you're using this dice for one character. I'm so curious if that dice would roll like that for a different character. Because i had dice that suck for one character and are awesome for other characters. That's i mean the dice. Christ works in mysterious ways. I have found weirdly that this is the first the first d. twenty. I ever had roles better than other dice and it was with like the starter set. So i don't think they would. They wouldn't fuck that up. That's the grease. It's that his dark materials dust. Getting all over your dice. You know what i'm saying. It's like building up inter and like a connection to the universe and like the more. It's on there the more that like your will and desires or transmitted through the dice dice crisis just real israel. Just don't don't worry about. That fact isn't being tried today. We're just wondering if touched your day. Right i offer a potential solution. If you're feeling like you're you're ready to retire these dice. Maybe put them in a bottle and toss them out to sea so that then somebody else can find the dice. Jumanji style mermaid like a and playing mermaid. Yeah someone another shore when the bible like eventually bob's landmass but give it to like acute niece or nephew just playing for the first time and then they have get to have lots of success so a blood relative or the ocean you choices litter or give it to a close family member throwing in the also plant it with the seed for a tree and see if maybe that that grows dice all my gone. Could you imagine just very like flavored. Edible d twenty is that will just say biting into a pomegranate and instead of all those little gems this just to unease. Until i'm done with them and then i eat. They'll be so dangerous. You had instituted accidentally eat a regular d twenty instantly inch. It's dangerous because you just be rolling at across dirty table you eventually. It would just be like a really dirty gusher. Put them in the shop for sure you call them dirty openness after being sued. Here's get your hands dirty gushers. Yeah i think. I think treats this this dice. Dice christ has blessed you with lighting. You're in game of thrones and this is like an old family heirloom sword keita. Like on the wall but like when the time comes to go or where it in a little pouch around your neck like worth with his fingers and they don't even take it onto shower so he can remember the justice. let's take. Let's take a moment of silence for dice. Christ though i think oh no actually is to be praised in song. We all know this of course. Yeah let's all sing the him that we also all know. Christ is an awesome privacy role on dicey rolls the twenties and wanted much far constitution. And really we couldn't possibly fall further than that. I think we're gonna call this one. Thank you all so much for listening. You can listen to a more cases. We're going to be taking a brief recess over on our on. Patriotic patriarch dot com slash. Nad that's dp od. Sing yet surrey. Does anybody have anything. They would like to plug. And yeah i'm gonna plug it okay. So i just read. The book The poppy war by kwong. It was really really good. But also mike traps Wife laura turkis copy edited it. Oh it was crazy. I was just at a party. And i was like i was at kabul's birthday and i was like reading this book. And it's it's like the fantasy world feels pretty consistent. And i'm i'm wondering like to copy ever worked with it and she was like oh i did one call the poppy war and i was like. That's the crazy talking about this book. And i wanted to come over and talk to you about it but i was talking to someone else and it would have been route so i'm glad to finally get the book recommendation now. Yeah so yeah. Mike traps wife. Copy edit it which is cool and she has a little. Shoutout in the acknowledgements and it was a fun. Book was like a fantasy book that started in a school. And i was kind of like okay fantasy school. Do sorry. the cat just did something crazy and putting it goes. It goes really crazy. Directions very cool nice high l. Second eric recommendation as third it grill. That's what we're plugging this week. Thank you so much for listening. You can follow us on social media that we may or may not use at each merv is called these koldo jake and at the expert. Is emily nica tweet about the show. Using hashtag nat pod. That's any dpd we. We are always crossed. It's the end of the show. Everybody in that means. I need to shout out. Seven council of elders starting with brad d. jeffrey s how door froth-pak steelmaker and matt m. d. players so opposed to meta gaming fully cut themselves off from society. Now they're table is a stump. There are rocks and their minds are at peace jordan. Dj cutter w jibe zillow and dylan be wizard. Comedians famous for their hilarious which bolt routine in which they try to figure out which which bolt the other is referring to the bit kills literally as part of the show. The entire audience gets repeatedly electrocuted. Schubert the mushroom. Danielle the dastardly dame andrew m beard man dan and scott d druids in charge of overseeing the tree planting punishments handed down by the supreme crit. Sometimes they cast speak with plants on the trees so that they can privately joke about the plaintiffs behind their backs. Dan ep mixologist. Michael mckee boundaries. Boy andrew be and kevin ass blasting grandma's new party when she's not playing with her grandchild. 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Monday's scripts gripper michael. The bone duster noah why it be a still and ghost chefs said. Tgi monday sue. Unbeknownst to the servers and janis players are up to no good rogue cre- daniel and baroness sebastian's romance partner from baronies. Mr dude sky conflicted. Dm also conflicted about giving up their first dice. Roll insanely well. Unlike ricardo though daniel owns oops all twenty die which really should be retired or at the very least. Let me roll with it just lb. Connor p dandy. Jennifer are and clifton damn peers. Who all carry tiny little miniature ponies snack during long fights. Don't worry though they only ever take a nibble and even the horses are cool with it. Richard g m barber. Marcus p pub. Kailash learns the balanced druid and dakota. Jp an army events commanded by blasting grandma each is a different class of our variants. Grandma gets six extra tax but again grandma cannot be told. No go get him. Grandmom panos v. tracy p a very big bed. 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