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Episode 138 - Dances With Johnny Depp

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Episode 138 - Dances With Johnny Depp

"Career goal this episode of congratulations is brought to you by cash APP. Hey what's up taeby. You know I used own. It's episode whatever congratulations podcast and and this is how we're doing it I'm Krista your host and I'm Chris Co host. We got no. We got one host. Dude ooh drinking water do singing about this well first of all. Let's do this. I got San Diego selling out now. We don't go into San Diego but we go because the demand is there and so we're going to San Diego. There's very few tickets left on my second show on Saturday Saturday so get those tickets now October Nineteenth San Diego. It's sprinkles theater we got Christie Lee alive in the house then and then we've got him Kristalina Saliha at Riverside Santa Bob. We've got them in Santa Barbara October twelfth good christly account and get tickets here and Bethlehem Pennsylvania uncalled Bethlehem because that was apparently Jesus Christ was born in Pennsylvania. We got two shows Bethlehem November November second tickets flying off the shelves. You gotta go. Oh you gotta get rid of Rochester New York going Royal Oak Michigan Detroit Michigan. We got a few shows in Detroit. Michigan summer sold out and Buffalo Hello Michigan even though she'd just be different named other than new Buffalo. It shouldn't be new buffalo because there's already a buffalo in New York. Just have your own city and don't call it new Buffalo. call it. Some like Pottstown doesn't matter what the vote Gal don't call it new something they did it in Mexico and that's one of the shittiest places shittiest place. This is New Mexico has some nice pockets but overall. It's Shitty fucking. What's it called Good Ed as Nice as Nice for MOMS. Santa Fe's Nice for MOMS and you know it's not nate nice for the house because of all the toe to toe turquoise jewelry breath you go to fuck in Santa Fe. You never seen Moore Turquoise Jewelry in your life you could go to albuquerque some turquoise jewelry and then you'll go to fuck in Santa. Fe and you see more Turco's jewelry. Oh my God Bro. It's so much turquoise jewelry going to Tampa Florida and Melbourne Florida we're going to Hollywood Florida El Paso Texas choose. We're going to use the Jackal t use the thirtieth period for some reason go to Peoria Illinois for some reason one reason. We're GONNA Peoria. Illinois backs 'cause bags. somebody on my. We're live on my APP. Somebody said they saw me in spokane cool good comment. Thanks a lot thanks for coming out. Man saw me and spokane very cool yeah so that's what's up man dude and it's another day another dollar and when people say that do. I get riled up. Yes because it's more than one dollar a day but as always one day it's always one day but it's always more than one dollar. Nobody's making one dollar a day unless you live in Uganda and they're. They're not saying a dollar a day. They're saying something else in a different way. Different language thank God for comedian because say things composer politician. My race would end immediately all the time no matter what but it's all good you can't even be fucking. Johnny Depp Nowadays. Johnny Depp can't even fucking I can do it guys. Turn it what happened Johnny Depp. Everyone fucking hates them all of a sudden all of a sudden everyone's I can. You know what actually fuck Johnny Depp. Everyone loved Johnny Depp. He was like the guy and then all of a sudden. Everyone was like you know what Nah why because as you dress like an Indian a few times what happened. Why can't dress like an Indian anymore nope. Can't you see that your your ad. The is a Christian Dior. Is that what it was whatever it was fucking. Johnny Depp is fucking cancelled right so it's all good cancel cultures crazy man. I ah you blow the fuck are cancels. That's what I'm going to start calling you. I don't know if that's probably thing already but your counselors Johnny Depp Dior ad pulled amid cultural tro appropriation outcry crazy. These mother fuckers buckled to these these people. You know what it should just. You know what it should be. That should just be full pulled because it's fucking stupid. How about that. Have you seen it. He's dressed like a fucking asshole. You're not Indian and you know what I mean. fucking Johnny Depp Rail and on what is he doing even dior savant. Josh Cicak itself. Osh like don't have to earings in one ear Hayes as your ear one ear is it two years Johnny Depp fucking digging a hole and bury a necklace and putting all his jewelry jewelry and they're under a rock. Hey that's not the Dr Johnny Depp's in saying period. That's it but why do we hate him. He doesn't know Oh. He's been famous since he was fucking three. See here's the thing about cultural appropriation and cancel culture cancel culture was we had it man. You had it right there. You had it right there. It was fucking on on and Poppin Dude. We did too much white guys and shit. They did too much much and they were and they were they were on top for too long and they were boring is fuck and they were abusing their power and then the people were like you know what at that ain't cool and everyone started to listen because they were right because they were right all this me too should cancel culture all this fucking cultural population Asian. Everyone was like you know what maybe these people have a point. Maybe maybe everyone else has a point. Maybe White Guys Rhonda for too long and they just got to fucking big for bridges and then what happened was you were like the hot what you were like the hot chick that we just started dating that. The world just started dating. You were the hot chick and you're like God. Damn look at this girl walk into this. Fuckin- cafe look at them. Look at them fucking. You know all the the dudes were looking them dead. He's looking at. NYC backside goes on for days and we were listening to you dude because 'cause you walked in and you were the most banks chick ever you would like to chick that all of a sudden turn like twenty one twenty two that everyone was starting to pay attention to figure out how to do or make up and we're like wow and we started dating cancelled culture. We started dating the Shit Outta. You Dude and about three or four or five months in which is a year in whatever whatever the fuck you. WanNa say it who he realized Holy Shit Man. You're a lot to deal with and you're fucking complaining away too much and that's what happened and then we started getting okay. You know what we were. We had sex we were laying you out and it was funny. Shit having romantic dinners learning about you dude. We were learning about you. Cancel Culture and we were on your side and you just did not take it back. I don't it's not good enough weight you. You did that one too many times you went. I don't like the temperature one too many times and then all of a sudden. We were like you know what we can't win. Fuck it Johnny Depp Kerr Turquoise. Now Fuck it you can't. We can't win if we can't win. We're out if we can't win. We wash our the hands. I've said this before we don't care what you I don't care what you believe in believing what you WanNa believe in but you can't I care about the way you believe in it. That's the thing you were the hot chick that was banging and you had it all. All you had to do was picked a right shit to complain about. It's fine to walk into a guy's in place for the first time. It'd be like oh you keep the couch over here. We go. We're blinded by Teddy's. Yeah may may the couch with a couch. You have the wrong. The End table should be not in the middle of the two couches should be on the end of the couches and you should l. the couch so you can watch the bachelor with me better. I I just I didn't with where we had like that because when guys come over game used table too but I guess you're right though what he's saying saying instead of. I guess you're right. Though in real life is blinded by teddy's yeah the couch should be an L. shape. Keep because of your waistline see that's the thing and then what happened was just moved the couch coach too fucking much dude and now when you say something's cultural appropriation or if you say you know. I Suck Dick and it was bullshit. We go like this dude. I liked the couch the another way I liked the God. Damn End Table on the end of the couch. I don't I like it. I like it. I like it separating the two couches so now we're going back to playing game that you mother fuckers. Go ahead if Johnny Depp Torque than we're going back to game night man you could be paying in his fuck but everyone gets tired of the relationship man so be careful what you complain about that's it. That's it when you you start saying you know Chris. Hardwick did this though and the croissant were got the text messages right here. This is the proof. Oh we're back to playing fucking game night man now. Do I know enough about those situations now. I don't is okay to talk about what I'm talking about. Maybe comedian yes so. Does it really matter no mother fuckers. I don't know whatever it's like. Believe what you want but once you fucking I can hit that you know the pendulum you fucking shit for everyone who actually really does have a problem and that's it and that's all I have to say about that side of the Fuck Nahra. I was flying back on some airline. I was flying back on American Airlines which sucks. Lax is when you fly from Albuquerque to lax lakes and you fucking go to the American they they land at another place and then you gotta take a Goddamn train or a bus to another place we gotta stand and do the thing where you grab it on the fucking you're grabbing onto the flu handles and you're just bouncing all back and forth and and and you don't even mean to but you have to touch somebody inappropriately because you hit a bump and you're waiting for like a goddamn seven forty seven across her path and you're in this thing and you bump your Dick into some fucking skateboard lesbian girl and you're like Oh shit. I'm sorry and she's dressed like fuck in you. Know like somebody onset dressed like a like a like a costume lady was like this is what they wear and you're like that's kind offensive but hoops. My Dick hit your face because you're sitting down because you're a lady. I guess I sit down. I'll be gentleman. Are you going to get offended at that. I let me just bump my dick all around in this trolley. I you know I once I was the last guy and they're like stop. It's fall now is I. I can fit and there were like Nah. Now's I guy fit and they're like okay. I guess since you don't have a bag and I walked in and I fit and that's the end of that Goddamn story but it's like. Lax just be the whole place. Go be a fucking airport and then another side airport it connected. I don't WanNa have to do seven modes of transportation to do one modes of transportation tation so I got on the plane in New Mexico the most turquoise place of all time and I got on and I sat in comfort plus by the way which which is better than first class. I swear to God. It's weird as fuck. I causes such a racket. I do business and first class. Sometimes uh-huh well all the time and then I didn't have I clicked on the wrong one and it was comfort. Pluses like I fuck it. It's an hour and a half a gallon comfort plus Bro. There's more legroom home in comfort plus than there is in first class and that's it and that's the you know it's like what what are they doing. bryce stretch the fuck out. I thought I was like on Air Singapore so I got on that thing and I got on that thing I got on the fly sat down and there was like a forty five forty five year old woman and she was like Dominos Ski area area and I was like here we go. What do you mean. We're on a fucking. We're going to be thirty thousand feet in the area in the air. I don't mean scare you but and I go yeah and she says God dogs. Barking man hate him butters. This is an insult so she was like I don't mean scare you but almost almost you you know open that door. I'm just GONNA fucking. Yell at these dogs. I get a little piece of me dude. It's a little piece of my life. Hey butters come here butter. Sam Come here. Cooper the fuck over here. You're an in cell. Come here. butters come Mir. Get in get in all the you're an insult. Your cell is five dollars here. Watching our friends talks urine so you're an intel three. You're in cell and five urine and sell dogs are in sales. So what was I san Dan about. What was I talking about this other flight so get she's. I don't mean to scare you and I go like this. I'm all ears here. We go and she says well almost died. Took this flight last time almost died and it was like last week and I was so scared. It was fine but I was like Oh. I know it's fine. Do you know why you're talking to me. She was like but it was really scary and I I was like all right and Oh and she fucking I took off and when we took off bro she was so scared at regular. Giller flying that it was in saying she was moving all around. She hit grab me. I'm like dude just taken off and she was Inter Inter Interagency Hey don't fly. That's it get a different flight a career all the time. Oh yeah that's a long one. Don't fly and then she fucking and then landing was even worse. She was India South Indian style. She kept flipping around touching me hit me and all this shit dude. It was so annoying she hit me and goes go out with the Falcons Jesus. Sorry and I'm like we're GONNA be fine so they're all right. We're all going to be fine dude with lax but get it used to be so scared of flying but I was scared in my own body. Do I wasn't jumping all around like I was fucking. Peter Parker Harker mentioned some real problems. I guess kind of feel bad a little bit. You know God bless because she keeps fucking flying. She's going to North Korea North Korea all the time she goes to North Korea all the time and flies to not North Korea North Korea. She goes in North Korea all the time. That's why she scared. Did nobody goes to North Korea. Yes she's going to South Korea. Obviously she said Korea Korea so I assume she's not going to North Korea. I have when is destroyed. Private prayed now. Wow straight pride. Parade is trending. How many fucking I I love when people are like like dude. This is hockey but like if you're in a parade aide you're gay. There's no straight pride parade. There's only gay parades all of the parades that what happened are gay. The Gay Pride Parade is guest one and the ones even Gayer in that are all of the other ones. You've got the Rose Queen Parade. You've got the Thanksgiving parade. We're everybody's dressed up in costume and then you've got the straight pride parade which means you get marching gay whether you have a Tuba or not gay all get guy for you want but if you're marching together with some other people you're fucking mm-hmm when North Korea does that thing when the German Nazis did that thing if you're in uniform and your marched with other guys in the same uniform you're gay or the blue man group dude like don't you know it's all good but like like straight pride parade. How many guys are in twelve just chill just till straight guys. I love it when when when people are like okay well if what are I find well. There's black history month wiser not white history month because that's the reason imagine the guys in the straight in the straight pride parade imagine them you know how many fucking straight up scraggly beards they have with bald heads yeah so I on. Oh you under the can we do. We do yeah stance. Have you noticed you're seeing or hearing a bunch of ads for socks. Well just a few years ago. No one ever talked about socks and I know why so much noise about something we never used to care about because one brain absolute change game when it comes to socks and that's true the brands creativity design and quality was so incredible that it ignited the movement around a piece of apparel had ever paid attention to before it changed it for me and all that attention brought out a bunch of wannabe brands began saturating our lives the soccer yeah. It's true men. There's so many ads that really WANNA be stance. 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The via may gigs are the worst gigs for any host there actually works for Comedians because people expect Comedians to be good and funny and they're just horrible. Everyone's standing ending. There's a sea of twelve year olds and he goes out. There talked about safe. Spaces and people were like some people were so upset upset about it because he was making fun of safe spaces see ya how about this comedian safe. Spaces are joking. That's where it comes from. Tom onstage making fun of stuff. So now what are you going to say. What are you going to say now. My safe space is what you're safe. Space is it now. I don't mean to fuck your whole day up but no mother beats my space. My space is what you say. Space is it so we're at a fucking crossroads here so chill so I wrote a tweet about it and I didn't mention the AMA's and everyone thought it was talking about Dave Chapelle because I guess people are upset. Dave chapelle talking about Trans ends people or whatever I don't know. I didn't special yet but I usually just a proponent proponent of a comedian can say whatever they want because because obviously you have to be allowed to find out what's funny. All crushable got him water bottle in the middle of a fucking shit. Look throw it down but yeah so Sebastian was funny any any any made the best of that gig which is a horrible gig and he was still himself and and I don't know how I would have done that. I don't know how I would have done that. I really don't the Vm as just I mean. I Guess People Still Watch Shit you know because only because the people are going to be there like Taylor swift sitting next to Cardi B. or whatever the make a big deal out of it. They're sitting next to each who fucking gives a shit. You know what are they gonNA. What's GonNa Happen. They're gonNA look at each other weird now. Really Whoa oh dude what's going to happen. I'll what I'll kid cut. He's there. Oh Shit Dude cut the Kid Khadi when he makes a joke about kid coty on aw aw shit always saw that so Sebastian Ashton goes like safe spaces you know and then goes all getting they had. He said there's an emotional support. Though nauseous horses here for Emotional Support People magazine emotional support fucking animals I saw a fucking person on video joe on Instagram with this emotional support many horse. Hey Bach you. I need the plane to be hoarse free. Do you know why because that's a horse. The only way horses should get from one place to a next is Galloping Ping K. You WanNa put them in one of those fucking tin little things that you get a transport him on a highway fine okay fine but horses belong in the air as much as smoothies belong in the air therefore the ground if forces should be on a plane if horses should be in the air there would be Pegasus airline news. US Department of Transportation Rules Airlines must allow miniature horses to fly service animals. Are you fucking absolutely shit. Ask Kidding me dude miniature horses first of all. Shouldn't there not be miniature horses. This isn't there a fucking thing that humans made. Didn't they develop them. The whole thing's wrong fuck your emotional animals man. Kei Americans are the result of centuries of selective breeding K. cool. Leave him on the ground. You're going to be stressed out without your many horse in comfort plus. Stay on the fucking ground B B Chilin if you're anxious if you're that anxious imagine being that fucking ego centric. You're like well. I don't give a fuck. I want to go to Hawaii and I can't get there without the whole. God Damn Cabin smelling unlike a fucking manure hut. I swear if I saw many horse on a plane. Get on a plane and I I was. I'll even if I was in the back of the plane and they were in these me in the back off for folks sake in the back. Are you shitting me. Hey get that horse off though Oh shit dude I walk up. Oh my God dude. WHOA whoa what happened. They say what I say. Oh by mistake dude by mistake. This happened and they say what you mean by mistake this whole thing it happened you got you got a horse on this thing on this fucking thing being with wings in the air and they say well. It's a mini horse technically and I go technically. This shouldn't be a thing though right in that true and a rub their face a little bit like this and that true and they say well. I need it for emotional support well. It's a lot more stressful now that I'm beyond that make this fucking thing Gallup. You think that many ass horse wants to be in the air. You think that many S. force wants to watch fuck and Mickey Blue Eyes with you on that small TV you think that many horses looking at the fucking TV select which I don't WanNa Watch these goddamn Chinese movie why there's so many Chinese movies on this airline I must go to China. Lot even have a name for a fucking horses idiotic straight up even a big horse. That's fucking Charlie the Horse Nah Nah. That's horse yeah but you can ride it and feed it all right cool. It's big horse. That's what we call him. Bro That so there is literally nothing more annoying than a mini horse on a Goddamn plane literally somebody could fuck in there could have a passenger next to me that every fifteen minutes rebd peanut butter in my eyes and that will be less annoying that somebody bringing a Goddamn mini horse on a plane do they're just going to sit there and text you know they're. GonNa get WIFI hyphen text while they're many horses right next to him. Dude that's unbelievable. What is this world coming to said the old guy imagine dude no way. Bring a big horse have a big horse on the plane then. That's the only time it's okay. A Zebra of fucking giraffe all crunched over neck all laying down the inside but it's career high butters. You're an insult he so scared. He's all right yourself. Hi What do you do in Dude. Are you an Intel come here. Come here. 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I don't know that's what's up dude. I was looking at cars. Sometimes I just go look at cars. I think sometimes I have my lease is going to be up and I was thinking about not getting a Porsche and the fucking I went to the poorest place and this is hilarious. I thought I I forgot about this but went to the poorest place and there were so many turquoise porsches and I was like what's going on. Are you shipping all of the east to Santa. Fe and they we're like no and they were lagging now and I was like then why do you have so many of these porsches that are such fucking ugly colors and they said funny story actually and I thought probably not 'cause you're a car salesman and he said Lo and behold a funny story. He said well this guy quit right after we ordered new cars and to fuck us he ordered a bunch of turquoise nine eleven's Bro. That's said Dick. If I was Mr Porsche I'd learned karate on that motherfucker. I wouldn't even learned you to learn all that the new shit did I learn old campo karate for years and years then find him and then give some fucking hard punches and whenever every tried to punch I do stiff blocking Sedikh now now at this was a little while ago and now I see so many turquoise porsches out because there's so many of them are probably giving them such good deals. I see fucking guys with just such fucking. Dope Turquoise so bad so bad to have a turquoise borsch like just about still chew doing my I told that to my opener and he laughed. Bro and I was like all right. He likes pranks and Shit like that. He thinks it's so funny when like he's a Dick Dude. He thinks when people like in wheelchairs fall down is funny on my bro- that's sad odds funny. I'm like Dick. You're fucking. 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I guess one obvious the winner takes all right. I regard and I like to plug the Christmas album that was previously recorded by boys to men and worst villains. Now say oh man song comfortable. They're all laughing there so matty to that. They're like whatever you do. Don't please the song read what I'd never seen this by the way I like to bake my family in a record label true fans. You can't believe everything you've seen here now. Kanye Oh my God that guy that guy who came in that Dave Grohl now right when that Oh that gets even even great that is not okay when that guy came in he was like Oh. I'm going to shut the shit down dude. He was like here we go. I'm going to shut the shit down. He was thinking of it on the way to the fucking show if we win which we probably will because there's a lot of heat around us. I'M GONNA dip in and I'm GONNA fuck it. Say that thing Kirk obeys doing the thing and he thought it was. GonNa shut the shit down down. He thought everyone was going to lose their minds. He thought Fuck Wilson Phillips are GonNa Start. Crying and that voice going to start that. That's it them them that they I don add up rap row while biggest dream about this every day but a better rule that guy to this is where that's where it went off the rails. You could tell I've never seen this. Gibson went went off the rail here we go. You can't believe everything seen here now. Kanye oh such a basic blanket fucking fuck the system thing you know he's wearing purple pants. Is that now now now. How mad is Kirkeby and they did it but he was like I'm just GonNa roll with it this year? It doesn't matter anyway you know. It's really hard to you. Believe everything you read. Remember Joseph Goebbels shitting need while while Bro. It's so funny their music like mean so much to so many people and like they've been there like there is I would have fucking right man if you could people feel feel that you know just getting raped by the system like just so and then fucking now and just fucking fifteen year old kids were just like God. Damn it speaks speaks to me. I love this music and then fucking nurturing fans and then do this when it comes to talk and drummer or whatever you can't believe everything seen here now can oh bro pick up an instrument and then and then this and then so mad because fucking what's his name. Kirkman Obama was like I'm Gonna I'M GONNA fucking kill out do thing and the way he thought it wasn't going to do it. He was like he's pitching out. He's not going to do it so he dipped in the cocoa beans. I gotta go in early and I gotTa do this. Shit now and then just completely really hard to believe everything you read. Remember Joseph also goebbels. He's a by so wait so it's really you know it's really hard hard to believe everything you read. I think he meant to say. Don't believe everything you read. It's it's really hard to believe everything you read okay. He's like the fucking looking guy from South Park. Who was that guy. Chris Chris Chris Sir Danish Novo Celek Novus Celik Krist Anthony Nova Celik Croatian and that's one thing creches the strongest people in the world one time I fucking wrestled a Croatian rustling tree after Nevada disbanded ended phone from curb crooked as drifts apart from a musical endeavors. Nova silicon has been active politically. Oh really that's odd. He's been active politically basically ever since that moment could increase wow that's hilarious while that is what let's see the comments. This is the most nineties thing I've ever seen. Yeah really allow remember when empty look kids. That's what happens went. PUNK rock gets big wait. WHO's Joseph Goebbels. I've heard it of that. Oh my God I mean Sir Hitler's Propaganda Guy Sir not the time. Hey Dude you the best bent on Earth. Hey man member Hitler not the time. I don't care how Punk Rock Yar twelve year. Olds are watching mom. Joseph Gober's or hated Jews. What's that Ah. There's racism in the world what you're like. Some people don't like Jews. Don't like black people that some people don't like all really shouldn't know it already. Wow did this guy just making shit up comment. They didn't like what was being said on the teleprompter. That's why you can see Kurt reading and just saying thanks. Chris was just saying they are propagandists all right man. You know you're fifty man wow man how much is MTV MM TV changed. I mean look at the Vm as now bro. Wow Nasdaq's dress like tron. WHO's this guy bad bunny. Is that a guy I. He's the biggest recording artists in the shit. I've never seen bad bunny. I see him keep seeing shit on him. Performance was bizarre looking. Ivan gets rid of says well no shit because his name's bad bunny and he always wears a circular tinted sunglasses circular tended so here's the deal pretty much. If you're wearing sunglasses that are not just any any sort of already shape that is that we all know. You know if you're wearing any sort of sunglasses. That aren't the shape that we have all accepted already. You're trying too hard K I mean did it's like it's so funny that a lot of these artists. I don't know anything about this fucking bad bunny guy or whatever but like so many artists. Maybe he's a handsome guy. He actually looks like he's maybe not bad looking but but there's so many artists that are so this is my theory man you know like artists will do real bad shit with their hair or bad sunglasses or look bad on purpose or look ugly on purpose. It's so you can't tell how actually ugly they really are because they're not brad. There's so many non Brad Pitts and Idris Elba's. You don't see fucking Brad. Pitt needs doing this. Shit like that you don't see fuck timothy shallow made during the shit like that the kid rock's his fucking aesthetic rocks. These people are all disguising. The ruggedness is what they're doing with the fucking crazy ass shit and it seeping over into it's GonNa seep over into the good look people too. That's the thing because sometimes the ugliest people are the most creative and people want to be like them. I mean bad bunny. His fucking glasses also sticking his tongue out and rolled his eyes up dude. What's with this fucking thing. He wore a third. I saw the knows. This new four crushes bad bunny. It's so funny these blogs Bro. These blogs are hilarious new crush. I love this shit. I love how like also also like you know. How like like it's a thing. Now you know how like people are like express your body. WHO gives you shit. You don't have to be the fucking prettiest hottest jigger do whatever and they're like just fucking letting their roles hang out and shit would fucking unbuttoned shirts that your grandpa would wear now. I gotTA fucking hot. Take botnets per workout. Try Look. I don't give a fuck fuck. People would argue out. Give a fuck. I still fuck and keep fit. 'cause I don't WanNa die early. I don't know maybe that's wrong. WHO gives a shit. His podcasts sucks due questions. Let's do some questions baby baby some babies. Maybe we're looking at questions from you guys. I'm texting and Shit because I'm respecting you guys gene par Miss Parmesan John Gene Parmesan accuracy. How about the cooks that combine two words that mean the same thing to make one bigger bigger word that means the same exact fucking than Oh yeah. I've always didn't I never liked Jain. Ormuz and guesstimate do Gye Norma says the worst just fantabulous no obviously it's a bitch and stuff but that's funny to me John Norma's. Oh this is good question. Dude never thought about this but it's so obvious yes the answer Donald Champagne at Dr Cat burglar. MD Hey you're not a medical doctor. You know why because you're fucking thing is Donald Champagne Champagne. Hi Mr Champagne take to these call me in the morning. He asks which is better sexier. Under bites are overbites. Hey Hey man obviously overbites under bites are like this bro at least if you're over by you could be a chick within over bite and have fucking buck teeth and still be fucking cutest shit you know but no girl wants to fuck sling blade Um. I mean if I look like this and I was doing it like this out of gotten probably if I talk like this and had an under invite. I've probably honestly got seventy percent. Let's see my lifetime and if I had an how you do a man they both both suck for guys. I'll tell you that but if you're a girl and you have an over bite it's okay you can get you can get away with it if you wear frilly fucking shoulder pads stuff disguise ruggedness goodness just how. I'm saying it my baby's what else got another one Samuel Lynch at Samuel Lynch nineteen hundred four and a chance to talk about watching anime a baby from Iran. Wow cool yeah anime EMME. I do like anime I like. What was that one titan? I love that one and then I tried to watch one punch man a Washington episode or a two and then I didn't. I didn't watch it. 'CAUSE I did like it but it's just like you know what was another. There's another one that my buddy who is trying to get me to watch a little bit of it. We're a kid goes into the fucking enemy is all about it's always about some guy fucking doc in putting his body and another thing and then like fighting fucking another thing. That's anime is it's like Weird Shit Dude. There's is with people inside. Scott this sexual it's always sexual. Anime is never not been sexual. It's like literally a guy will be fighting another guy and then he'll just turn into we'll pussy and then this will come out of the Pussy and I'm like Oh no oh no and it's like what do you mean ono no run. We must defeat no give up. Dude give up. We must defeat jar. Yo know he turned into a vaginal canal and now it's next coming in what he turned into vaginal out own state ignite fire. No no no no no no no no give up dude if I am in now forking a situation where a guy turns into a pussy and then Abullah comes out of them. Guess what I'm doing sitting the fuck down and going like this all right you got me. Pussy Canal guy but watch out for the snake no dude life's over dude life's over join forces no the so many animate what's up with the anime guys lieutenant you know the lieutenant gather the troops so so some of you think that you can go behind our backs and create a different force from the force that we already have that's been tried and true for hundreds and thousands of years. I well when I find out who you are cut to the guy who's actually doing it. Oh it'll be hell to pay but sir no now now's not the time and then cut to later on in a fuck and hut somewhere well. I understand understand what he's saying. The general is right. It has been tried and true for hundreds of thousands of years but times are changing. They didn't have vaginal canal guy you turned into in turn himself into a pussy and then a snake hundreds of years ago who what's that nothing. I have some so sexist to always fucking chicks got the tiniest neck and waist and the biggest fucking melons and her eyes are always tearing up and fucking Japanese dudes watch it and they're just like go squirt. Oh you know that's what the chicks always doing. Oh shut up wench. They'll pull out old words to it will translate to Shit like shut up wench but literally say stuff like but my pussy see Japan animation. You know there's a word that fucking just you know animation in Japan Japanese animation. They fucking put it together. Japan Ommission guesstimate Jan Norma's no I come. Why do they get the guys that talk like that. Due to tack on was weird as fuck where they the guys would come in. They'd just be like dude scary shit. Oh they're walking down the street so big We've found out the way to kill him. We need to get the nape of their neck. It's the only vulnerable spot. We've tried everything. That's it about enemy. What else any other ones. I didn't even know there. Was this Parker Wilkie. We'll see at Wilkes Parker do you. What do you think of bellyflop incompetent. No there isn't one that's it. That's it all good. There isn't one and and IT SALGA August. I don't live in a world where that happens. What are they trying to get the biggest SPLAT. Why is this guy so fit. Oh Oh my they're just trying to get get the biggest splashes death diving they call it say hey guy got a job. Frederick Amazon Regard Number Twenty two here. He goes jumps and does what is this shit. Our I call you out to pull having fun. Say that's it we did it. We did it yeah another episode done another episode done. Donald the cash out for free on the APP store or Google play the market check out. Oh also check out the bets between Brian Callanan either a four left Tibet on next one is who can get a louder laugh at a comedy show can download the Kristalina APP. I'll ask you WANNA talk about this one more thing before we go actually let me fucking find it online line. I see if I can find it so theo my body my arch nemesis on this podcast thing made fun of me up four canceling show because was of why because of weather because I couldn't get there. Literally couldn't get there but that's no you. This shit is there. We go yeah because of what this man because of what what Chris now crystallised cancelled is so serious. I'm I'm pretty sure. Let me say this. Let me say this to you know what actually let me say this man. I will never cancel the show cool. Here's what things that's a great soundbite. That's a great soundbite. That's a great soundbite awesome. I'm so happy that Theo will never cancel a show. That's cool. I have some news who's free you. Theo didn't cancel a show. Theo cancelled his whole European tour a week before or it happened because he got a movie. I cancel the show because I couldn't get there. He canceled this show because he chose to okay so there's that here's the other thing. I didn't cancel the show I moved. I moved to the show moved. The show to a month later sold more tickets so more people are happy. Here's the other thing I'm I'm doing Zombie movie. They hired me to play this Zombie killer for this movie with Dave Batista WHO's great love him in Guardians of the Galaxy Theo cancelled his tour because he got a movie where he's fighting aliens with Chris Pratt who is in in guardians of the galaxy okay so not only did he do what he said he would never do. Oh he's doing the same thing I'm doing. I'm I'm fighting zombies with someone from guardians of the Galaxy and he's fighting aliens with someone from Guardians of the Galaxy Z. WHO's the step down below and who's the real daddy I that's it. That's all I got to say. They let you do the math on that. One Yeah Yeah that's all that's all. 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Barstool Rundown - July 9, 2020

Barstool Rundown

15:32 min | 1 year ago

Barstool Rundown - July 9, 2020

"It's the rundown Thursday July ninth. It's brought to you by twisted tea. The original hard icy, the ultimate in refreshment. It tastes just like your favorite ice tea, but you're gonNA. Get a nice buzz. You can drink it at your favorite cocktail catalyst unexpected. Great time for you and your crew is refreshing, great tastes that you must have all summer long one of the presenting. hotdog eating contest, which will awesome of the Evans yet go check it out completely gross tag. The bear is a easy electric he's. Big Big time upset finished with Arsenal winning. lost targeting contests enjoy. While you do it drink of all this summer. Remember to get your substance was the chief of the region and always. Got To run down debuts. Casey. On, and. Advocacy and Nice to be on the run down a lot in the old office. They haven't invited me back in the office. I think you know whatever? New Office debut debut and Leave is some sort of hazing going on with Nick? Not even in the building and was told he had to come to. Yeah I thought. It was in person at the building. So I'm here. I'm happy to be here. Thank you for having me a. what's the rundown? You. I was at a restaurant and Roan told me that I had to come back and I. Just had I they brought me out a beautiful, fried chicken sandwich and I didn't even pay last. US Do. Just dine and Dasher. You didn't even eat it I used. To. It looks good. just dashed. The rush of it was on starving. Hungry. And criminal so yeah. or You were you with somebody? I was alone. So what are you? GonNa. Go back there you do. Again! That could be your. On the world can't go there now I'm just place. You normally go. Boy was I excited I. Did all the YELP reviews? Research due diligence yet here. Well, thank you and we got nick rundown. Let's get right into a topic number. One Julian Edelman response to Sean Jackson's Anti Semitic comments nick. Way Heavier than I thought it was GONNA be. The rundown you. Know. We don't need trouble Casey what he got. So you think that I'm not gonna be the troublesome one. Well when it comes to pretty much anybody versus nick or be I'm afraid of naked Ab. They scared like that all the time and I never know what to respect so anything about me is that I'm very anti Hitler tweet or a voice? Good. One hundred percent of the time I think all three of us can probably agree on that right like we're all very anti Hitler. For you one hundred nick. What one hundred percent of the time. Now actually when when? When when Hitler is that he was going to kill himself. That was that was good. Okay, so now, so ninety nine percent. That's the one hiller quote. That's okay to use what is. What Hitler was quoted as saying pedophile. Has, he said. If The okay chocolate up to two. Hundred percents and our joints I'm just saying. As a gentile man I don't think that I should be speaking on this. That's why probably safe for Julia Element has. He's one of the very few prominent Jewish athletes out there, so he speaks up with this, which is pretty much the only way. Anybody should ever be talking about racial issues or justice issues. He was just like hottest and nice and. Positive it was. It's not that hard, but the fact that he seems to be the only one who's done it so far making headlines. Yet. He even offered to go. Get a burger with the Sean Jackson afterwards. You can't nicer than that. He said we're going to have tough conversations and so nick I know. You have a lot of tough conversations is something that you think they should do? I have a lot of tough conversations and I've realized that really softens the blow to get a burger afterwards. PAVER set even. Don't leave without paying for it, yes. Yeah, I think yeah, I think it just takes a conversation, but I don't know if it needs to be I hope they record it or make it public private behind closed doors conversation. euthanizing Julian at Allman had to come out and say. What do you knock over? But did you happen? This is a faulty table. Able it's Hitler's Nabil's fall all right, nick. Everybody but mine. I don't like how many times we've said walk. You stole a Fried Chicken Sandwich. I didn't Steal Fried Chicken Sandwich a asked for one and left well. They center that can someone else? They got throw that out. That's a lost cause for small businesses at it's time nick. K. Yes you'RE MANIAC TO BE THE BAD guy here? Wrong. Wrong blame it on wrong. This. Are Going to be on the rundown. I I think we both did. I mean KFC pleasant surprise to see you I'm happy your ear. They're all. Took you long enough? Jesus fucking Christ. Guys got on Shiloh above. Lunatic getting a fold chess to real life tattoo four a movie role. Nick judges. I have a handful in. They're all pretty dumb How Pretty Pretty Dumb. I have a mom heart hate my mouth Dr that's like a dog. I I don't know. Do it. I don't really think of our law so Mike. Question was going to be like. Would you do this for a royal for content or something you would. Not to his extent, he's really like an actor. He's really marred his body for future roles. I'm worried about China because what his next role they're like. Hey, we need you to be Oscar Pistorius. What is going to lop off his legs? Being uneven. Giant I would put a pass. He's dedicated, yeah! Dedicated to it I. Don't think I. Don't think this is something to be worried about. I think this just means that he's dedicated to his craft. He's a method actor. They can take the tattoos off, so maybe he just really liked the tattoos. He was supposed to get every. Yeah. I guess you're right. I'm just a I I WANNA blame the casting director for this. You know that you're dealing with a lunatic. Let's cast him for some more tame roles. Oh, so you want like Shyla buffer around commerce from ship. Can you imagine that? The! Never See. You don't know. I. I think I think that nick might be onto something. I think Shyla above next to like like Jessica, Biel or something in a Rom. COM would totally plan. Transformers. That's basically what he was doing with Meghan, Fox. He was kind of the comedic relief so I. Guess He's just gone so wild in recent memory in recent years. I, totally forgot about that side of Are you attracted to shell about? Neck I mean. What about you? Casey He's got like a weird charm to in like. Did you watch him on hot ones with Sean Evans like when I was watching that I was like this dude got a weird sexy vibe to him still even as weirdest fuck is he is. See. That's the beauty of it. That's how nick gets laid. That's okay. Get slayed. Just the Weirdos who girls was like. No, but I'm GONNA fuck him. They think they can crack this rough exterior, but. You just gotTa. Go Out and get the whole chess nick. That's the next thing that you've got to do. That and then just tell everybody that. News. Is brought to you by macworld, and is the premium essential brand that believes in smart design, intriguing fabrics, the most comfortable underwear socks shirts, undershirts ody's sweatpants ever worn. I've been wearing them all throughout quarantine I. Don't plan on stopping back to regular life. I made the full switch to well and you should, too. You look good. You perform well On. It's comfortable. It's good for working. Working out going out going to work or just everyday life, they have a new line of silver, underwear and shirts that are naturally anti microbial, which means they eliminate odor, so you'll be comfortable, and if you don't let your first pair of underwear, you keep it and refund you right now. They have a loyalty program called Weldon Blue, which means level one. You get free shipping. To spend two hundred bucks, you get twenty percent on every order for the next year and you'll get new look at exclusive access to products, so if you spend two hundred bucks. You get twenty percents off the end of the year when to knack welding dot com slash. Twenty first order right now join the loyalty program at Mac Weldon Dot com slash rundown. Little bit of a more heavy news unfortunately in Hollywood. Neier Vera who was on glee is presumed dead, and it's the six member of this show. Or person be associated with this show to have died, so people are talking about gleed curse people are calling the final destination. I don't know what it is other than incredibly fucking tragic, but if if six people from Barstool of sudden died, I would be nervous is far. BORSTAL employees seem to live higher risk lives. I! Think so. What would this? Yeah like why pay? Maybe yeah, yeah, like their situations. There's a lot of travel, but the the glee thing is tragic and it's scary. Yeah just really awful. Casey. designation on radio because I feel like as insensitive as it sounds. If you are still alive, and you were on that show, you should probably be paying more attention to what's going on. It's a really sad story, but now nick has got me thinking about the barstool world like Nick. If you had to do a barstool death pool right now, who would you draft as number one? Who's wondering on your lesser? Number One and then skew the odds. Talk. I walked right into that one. Near. Jackson? WHO's next Johnny? Chart. Let's let's let's move on from the pool and the suicide doc. Johnny Depp Daca. My that royals in a big. Like a divorce, situation is X. Posted a picture of what he does for launch it's. Four lines of coke, a pint glass of whisky and a bag tobacco nick. You you ran out on your lunch so I can't ask you what you had. But have you ever had four lines of coca pike glass of rescued a bag of tobacco for much yeah, and the last thing I do is fall asleep or pass out so i. don't I don't know something's not adding up right? There was two pitchers. There was the table and then Johnny Depp, like passed out in his study which I don't doubt that Johnny Gusts out study on I. Just don't think he was after that that that much. Like on the bookshelf. Of that like you're not ripping for lines of cocaine and passing out on your bookshelf, which is not happening. But how cool! How? Big of a big shot. Do you have to be to have your own custom? With the pirates logo property rich. That's cool. Did it didn't get one of those for his birthday, didn't he? Get into 'em HFC custom box for his birthday. Johnny Depp does all right I'm just saying I mean we don't. If we don't pointed out. David pointed out, so somebody had to do it right. In front of that one. I'm sure when Dave watches the rundown tonight. About that yeah! But my favorite part of this whole thing is that the Internet sleuths are trying to disprove that. This picture is real because again like he's passed out after doing all this cocaine, but he hasn't. Drake is whiskey like? Why did you turn the driver's license upside down? It's I love the fact that the Internet's trying to prove Johnny Depp doesn't fucking party like having Johnny Depp's partying. Picture of I don't know it didn't make sense I could understand, but like I would have if you asked me what Johnny Depp Hazard for lunch every day, I would have set four lines cocaine, so I don't think this. Game I can't imagine. This is even putting a dent in his divorced trial. I'm sure the judge Jerry whatever is like Yeah, we know next topic. And obviously she's probably been involved in it to write her her outing that it's like okay. You're married to the guy or you shocked here. Like what are we supposed to long? Refer her and half of that whiskey for her. Like give me a break. Kabbani, Amber Heard For the after show here I story on the blog that I love habits. Get a good one that discipline while. British kid house, having a quiet Sunday beer with his friend, and it turned into a one way ticket to a visa is girlfriend has dumped him, but in a matter of six hours he went from like. Let's just go get a beer to raging in a visa. Which is something Have you ever done anything similar this? I've never been out of the country. I can't really relate this. This is the biggest city I've ever been in the I'm. This is all brand new to me. I would not do that now. I wouldn't drink on the Lord's Day Kevon Have you. Ever gone out for one, and it's turned into like you don't know where the fuck you are. Now Pretty Tame Guy. I second. that. I actually do believe it. I believe that guys like him art. You're so. You're so fucking crazy that you don't need. You don't need to get drunk. You don't need to do. Just I'll Simba civic glass of wine and read a book. Mass just that's my night and. I can't tell if he's full of shit or if he's telling the truth, either. One I would believe, but I will say Kevin. Named Casey for Awhile I've never been to a visa, but that was a nickname for me when I went to Croatia. I think that Nikei be need to go do yacht week. Can you imagine the two of them on Y'all week? Thoughts I get very sunburned. Now that that's where we went. Off Run now that I can say with one hundred thirty that came out of Knicks now is that he gets burned very badly. Yeah so I'm I'm passed. All right I think we're going to wrap it up here because I interested. I'm going to tell Rhone, because apparently, he's your keeper. And you do what he says I'm going to tell her own to make you go back to that place and I wanted to. Know what? Is He actually you're. Are you in Britney? Spears? Situation with Ron Right now joyce. You. Guys are cutting out I'll talk to. You guys lady twice. If you need our help, I'll see you guys guys around I got. 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Johnny Depp Libel Suit

Court TV Podcast

35:11 min | 11 months ago

Johnny Depp Libel Suit

"The views and opinions expressed in this podcast are simply that opinions all are presumed innocent until proven otherwise in a court of law sensitive topics are discussed. Discretion is advised. On this week's Court TV podcast, we head to London for the trial of Johnny Depp versus the, Sun British tabloid that called debt a wife beater in an article about the actors break-up with amber? Heard Court. TV's grace. Wong joins us with all of the shocking details. The trial highlights the differences in libel laws between the US and the UK, but which country gets it right? Friend podcast. Gerald Cohen will make his case and I'll explain how even if Johnny Depp wins the case he loses. This is the court TV podcast with Vinnie Paz Dan. Welcome to the court TV podcast on Vinnie. Tan, thank you so much for downloading. Great to have you aboard and you know what's been happening around the country. Right? courtrooms shut down left and right jury notices not going out. So as a result. Trials have come to a halt, but there right now believe it or not is a huge trial taking place, but not here in the United States. Take place across the pond in. London. England. And it's a case involving. Super. CELEB- and actor Johnny. Depp Johnny Depp Mr Scissorhands. Mr Twenty one jump street from back in the day. He is suing the Sun, which is a tabloid. And publishers. For something that they printed something that they said about him. that. He is a wife, beater. Johnny Depp. Says he's not a wife beater. He says, it has damaged his reputation. It is damaged his career. So he is suing the sun and it's publishers for libel. UK and this case has really transformed into something. Else it is. It is. You know you'd say, Oh, it's a liable case. What's the big deal? No, this was this is. Unlike any other liable case because it's about him being a wife beater? That's what the issue is. Is he or is he not a wife beater? So how do you prove that or disprove that? Well. It's all about his relationship with his ex. Amber herd. So, court TV and court TV live has been following this. in-depth each and every night we'd been talking about this and it's interesting. You know we didn't send Shanley painter. To London to cover this one, but there is someone who? Is Sort of in charge is a big deal court TV right and she's a producer. But now she's an executive I like to call her a suit. Now, she's one of the suits at court. TV, and she has been knee deep in all of this, and Grace Wong joins us, grace. Great to have you aboard the Court TV podcast today. Thank you for having me Vinnie. Allies. Being a suit I think uh Marvin. You Cross that line grace you know she used to be on out on the road with me when when we were young reporters and producers and now she's Crossed that line. You're one of them. You're one of them now, grace. I don't. I don't agree with that statement. Okay we will agree to be my our approve it. Absolutely. She works super hard and she's still producer and this case grace is one that. How would you describe this? What if someone was going to ask you what this case is all about? What is it really all about? My goodness. It's first of all. It's a fascinating case. This is a look. Deep inside the relationship of to Hollywood, a listers easer to. Superstars in their own right right Johnny. Depp, has been the star of many movie. Very well reviewed critics. Love him an amber heard. Who is a up and coming starlet who has been in some big hits like Aquaman and is also a well known celebrity and actress and? You know these people are like they're they're bigger than life in a sense right there. There I think as Unicorns just like fascinating beautiful record and famous, but they're really very human and this case. Shows. Just how fallible and week they can be because one is accusing the other or they're accusing each other of abuse which is. You know just a a very. Negative allegation and in this case, the allegations go from name calling and Verbal Abuse, to? Outright. Violence and criminal violence to some extent I mean if this. It sounded to me at times that she was almost testifying in a criminal trial. Illustrating and and describing in very in detail. Physical assaults against her by her ex-husband Johnny Depp just. Unbelievable, the way you describe it them as Unicorns because these people are beautiful. They are famous. They are beyond rich, and you would think you've got everything set up yet. They're in a toxic relationship, and at the end of the day they're miserable. They're absolutely miserable. Let's do this. There was this recording of. And I. These recordings by the way grace. There's these recordings of conversations between Johnny Depp and amber heard where they are. You know it's like hours of of recordings were they're talking through the relationship and it's part of the. It's part of the trial now, right? Great. Yes. As part of the trial and many of the recordings were made by amber. And much of the documentary evidence was made by amber and her friends because she often during these clashes with Johnny would call on her friends to come and help her. So she felt at some point that she needed to document this. Either because she felt she wasn't going to be believed or she wanted to. She wanted her husband to take accountability to be accountable for his actions. because. We get into these fights. There were drug and alcohol fueled arguments, and he wouldn't remember what happened. So she's she started documenting these fights so that she could force him to be accountable for what happened. And now, these recordings become evidence in the case, but it's evidence that I think is attempted to be used by both sides here. So let's take a listen. Now. This is Johnny Depp an amber heard in a somewhat private moment although amber heard I. Guess this recording it talking about some of this violence. Talking about. And I want to live, and then you and I know you I'm sorry that I didn't. Across the face of proper, slap. But I'm skating punching you. You're not punched. Don't tell me what it feels like to be launched union. been around a long time? No. No. When you have a closed fist. I did not hunt you. Alright. So in that recording grace. That sounds good evidence for Johnny Depp. Because right there. He sounds like he's he's the victim. He's the victim and all of this, he's not the abuser. He's the abused. Is that possible. That that the judge in this case, not the jury because there's GonNa be the judge could think, well, there's that that conversation goes on for much longer. We're only hearing a snippet and during the course of that conversation, there's a lot of back and forth and there are allegations of him being abusive and not. Taking, responsibility for that abuse and You know the judge doesn't have to rely on just their word I. mean there is documentation and like I said, there were many arguments in which There were other people that had to intervene, and predictably we had witnesses on Johnny Depp side that talked about. How he would try to avoid fights wanted to get out of them and. And then you know people on her side, her witnesses who would basically cooperate the violence and the the name calling and the very tumultuous relationship and the damage that he caused. I mean people would come in after a fight and there will be a an apartment that was trashed. A painting net, he had been furious about some painting that she had put up. That had come from her ex partner, and he tried to set it on fire, and there's there's Ample documentary evidence of if not the actual fight itself what the aftermath of it and it's hard to. Not think that there was some evidence of abuse that occurred in this relationship. So let's take a listen to amber heard was deposed. So we've gotten. Video evidence of her talking about the relationship. Let's take a listen to it here because you said, other people are in the middle. This one of the people in the middle of all of this Ambra herds sister, and in this situation I guess they're all sort of in the midst of this fight at the top of the staircase. He was about to push my sister downstairs. She was attempting to break us up. I, am protective over my baby sister when he laid hands on her I, don't know what I did. But I. Know I jumped in between the actions that I saw can lead to fatal injury to my sister. She's standing on the top of a flight of stairs and she is never hurt anyone in her life and she does not deserve to be pushed down the stairs and it looks like shit is about to be. And I would have done with anybody. Was, a child or sister would have done. So this all sounds very dangerous. Grey says you, I mean. Fights on the top of staircases sisters intervening. Pushing, shoving whatever's going on here. This relationship was just horrible, but here's the question I had. If in fact, it's a toxic relationship. And, there's mutual physicality going back and forth between. and Johnny Jet Johnny Depp Johnny Depp, and amber heard. Does that make him a wife beater? If he's in a toxic relationship where he gets into physical altercations with his wife? That's obviously the big question for the judge decide, and it's the position of the newspaper that pulpy your article that they only have to prove one incident was reasonably true, and here they have fourteen incidents that they are relying on. And these fourteen incidents. Hera's testify to. She has presented pictures of injuries that she suffered as a result of his alleged assaults against her and witnesses who saw like I said the aftermath in the injuries and took pictures of her injuries. So he the judge will have to. Take that into consideration and on his side. Of course, he has presented evidence that she's a habitual liar and has offered as evidence. An incident where they had taken some dogs to Australia and she had filled out a form in which she was misleading did not check the box that said she was bringing or importing animals, and she pled guilty to that incident. So they have presented evidence of her Allegedly lying and making things up and. Basically. Being inconsistent in some of the details of the attack, it's a mess. It's a mess. But I. Wouldn't have known necessarily all of this. But for this this suit being brought out, which is the amazing part of it. So at the end of the day, Johnny Depp is suing and he saying that his career is just shot as a result of them, calling him a wife Beater and I is, is there evidence of that that people don't WanNa hire, Johnny Depp, anymore, just because he's A. Because of the reason that he's a wife beater or are there other reasons like maybe he's he's difficult to get along with maybe he's got drug issues or maybe they just don't want to deal with them I mean. Is it clear that he's being shut out of Hollywood because of this article and this allegation? The evidence of him having. Taken a hit in his career. Came from. His. Ex Power, Moore's what his ex wife Vanessa parody who testified that. He that people are choosing to believe these allegations. And he is having problems being cast in certain movies and the Sun itself had. predeceased J. Rolling for casting. Johnny. Depp. Man of his car of his alleged character as a wife beater in a big Harry. Potter movie. So that's that's some of the evidence. There hasn't been any direct evidence that he's lost X. X. number of roles because of this so. That's a big question. Big Question, right? So a grace Wong, again I appreciate you. Coming down because you, you know you're up in the those offices way up on top with the view and the the wall to ceiling windows and everything. So I appreciate you coming down and doing the podcast with us. Great to you grace. Thank you. So I'll I'll take a look when I come down. I haven't been able to turn my eyes away from my computer because I'm usually locked in a story or scripting. So when I see that. Those heights I'll tell you what it looks like. A grace. Wong really. Part of the foundation of court. TV folks. That's that's an honest assessment. Unbelievable. Thank you so much grace Wong now. Interesting, this is taking place in the UK. Of Justice, in the United States that I actually think is really good. And I. Think we do it better than the rest of the world. But not all Americans think that and and in a case like this, the way the law is in the UK is much different than it is in the United, states. So when we come back, we're going to bring in. My friend, Darryl Cohen, who is somehow a turncoat and is going to argue on behalf of Her Royal Majesty versus the colonies, the colonists here in the United States. We'll talk that when we return. For. More. Court. TV. Watch it on cable over the Air Roku or go to court TV DOT COM and streaming live gavel to gavel coverage. Catch up on the big moments from our current cases and relive some of court TV's most historic trials court TV your front row seat to justice. So, there's a term in the law. It's called burden of proof and it's I. Think it's been the name of a movie I. Think it's the name of it was the of Roger Cossack said, Greta. Van Susteren Show on CNN during the OJ Simpson case burden of proof, and it's a term. We use all the time court TV, but it is so important because all cases there are two sides, right? So the two sides come into a courtroom, but one of the sides has to prove their case and that's a that has the burden of proof. Okay. Now, the criminal cases you watch court, TV s eight over and over again. So you probably know. But. The burden of proof is on the prosecution is on the state is on the people as on the government to prove that case beyond any reasonable doubt, they have the burden of proof. Right? You make an accusation. The prosecution is indicting someone they're making an accusation. So they have to back it up by proving it. So in the United States, if if somebody is defamed and they bring a libel or defamation lawsuit. They've got to prove that what was said about them was false. Seems Fair. You're the one bringing the accusation. So you bring bringing the accusation, bring the evidence, bring the proof. But over in the UK they do differently. If you believe that you've been. Slandered libelled defamed. and You bring a lawsuit. Then the other side. has to prove. What they said was true. You see how it's different. Instead of me bringing the lawsuit having to bring the evidence, it's on the other side who didn't bring the lawsuit who's being accused of something. Then they have to prove that it's true what they wrote, and that's the case here in Johnny Depp's libel, lawsuit is Suing The Sun, the publisher for liable, but it's the publisher who must prove that Johnny Depp is a wife, beater? I Dunno sounds kind of backwards to me. But who am I? Just. An American lawyer. Let me bring in another. American lawyer. Darryl Cohen joins us. He's been a prosecutor. Down in. Florida. Great Criminal Defense Attorney. Entertainment law he does as well. Does it. All Darrell. Great to have you board? Binney, it is great to be here. Nice to see you nice to be seen, and by the way, there are three sides to every case. One side two sides in the one that's in the middle that usually is the right side. Okay. So what do you WanNa go first or second because? I believe that our system is better. I, believe the Brits have it upside down, they have it backwards. They have it inside out. However, you WANNA. Say. Would you like to go first Darrell? Oh. Certainly. I'll be more than happy to go first. So let's say that we have to prove we in the British side and I don't do a British exit very well, but I can try just for the moment actually. So we have not one not two not three. It's hard to even count but fourteen different coutts. That amber heard Johnny Depp. Hitting her. She heard it may be her last name, but she also heard it one, two, three, four times three plus to fourteen times, and there were injuries. This wasn't just something thing that Amerson this happened at I'm emotional and he's emotional. We made a mistake. She. Actually. Testified that what? was happening is what happened Johnny Depp is on the wrong side, is way beyond his depth. And so he needs to make sure at this case. that. The sister doesn't get killed. Oh, she didn't because amber stopped her from being pushed over the stairs. You can't make this stuff up many you make. But here's the problem. Daryl. Here's the problem because over in England right. London. The publisher, who is the defendant who has been accused of something has to prove something they have the burden of proof. I, like it our way. Okay. I. Was a prosecutor. You were a prosecutor. We make an accusation. We got bring the evidence and we've got to bring the proof right to me if you shift that burden now to the accused, and especially when it comes to things like libel and defamation when we are talking about speech rights, right freedom of speech, we've got an amendment which one, the first number, one, baby number one here in the United, states and the reason why it's number one is because it's so important. It's so important to protect the freedom of expression, the freedom whether it's the press or the public whoever their ability to speak. It's what it's the foundation of our freedom. But. In England because we broke away from them for a reason folks in England, they put an onus a burden on the publisher to tried. They have to prove what they have written is true even though. They're not the ones bringing the lawsuit. See I don't understand like you a lawsuit. Okay. You feel like you've been wronged. Prove it. Prove that you've been wronged. But now in England you bring the lawsuit liable, you don't have to prove anything. They've got to prove that what they wrote was true. What that does is that puts a chilling effect. On publishers. Reporters, journalists, and anyone else who just wants to exercise their freedom to speak their freedom to report their freedom to talk and it could be a big publication like the sun or small publication. You get a small publication. They'RE GONNA get. They're going to be so chilled and so afraid to write or report or say anything that they will be frozen out of the business and. And then all of a sudden we've got information, and that's the whole point of are liable laws is to keep the free flow of information going, and in the UK I, guess they're just not as concerned because they put the onus in the burden on the publisher to have to prove the truth of what they are writing when they are not the ones bringing the lawsuit. been this instance, it really doesn't matter the truth. Is that fourteen different counts? One Four? Has Done, the publisher. The Sun could prove via amber, who heard it at sought an amber sister who saw? That this is the truth. So in this instance and I'm not talking. About the entire system I am talking about in this particular instance, they arse spot on because. Johnny. Depp did what they said. He did based upon the depositions of nothing else of amber heard. That's way it is, and is it different than the United? States? Yes, it is. Is it better? I think it's different. Is it worse? I? Think. It's. and. That's all and and yes, we talk about inconsistencies. What's an inconsistency? If you tell the truth, you do not have to remember what you said. It may not come out same way each and every time. But at the bottom line at the end, it will be the truth and the sun in this instant. Though, they have to prove what they publish was true. They have proved. What is published is true. That's the way it is. Well, that's the sun, but let's say. Hypothetically you've got a smaller publication, a local publication, a blogger. You know someone who is out there trying to to make some noise someone who is out there who is attempting to go places perhaps where other journalists aren't going and to uncover information whether it's related to a celebrity or whether it's related to scientists to me, it doesn't matter what matters is creating a system of. Justice. That allows and and puts a burden on people who are suing other people. To prove it and to bring the evidence and to have that burden of proof. Because if a system is bogged down where I can sue someone and then I can just sit back and say, okay, prove it think about putting that in criminal context like the government accusing someone of robbery and then sitting back and say go ahead. Prove prove to be that. You didn't rob the store. You know what I mean. That's the problem, but they're doing is they're saying listen, Hey, I'm accusing you of liable. So now I've got to go to court and prove that I didn't commit liable. To me, that's that's outrageous. It doesn't work, and if it happened in this country, thank goodness, it hasn't. But there's been talk about trying to change the burden in these cases in this country. If it happened in this country, I, mean the freedom of speech, which is which is beginning to. Disappear. Before our very eyes in other ways would be gone. People would be chilled from speaking knowing that I could get sued, and then I've got to get a lawyer and I've gotta prove everything. All right. So. First of all lawyers need to make a living too, and so that's okay of Lorcy make a living too. So let me and if. You talk about bloggers. How many times of all of us? Out. Of the pod seat, a blogger, whoever he or she may be that says, something is true. When in fact, it's not there has to be a chilling effect on lies. We cannot have false fact, it cannot be. So in this since that's what we're talking about here and only here, not criminal, but. Did. The Sun published the truth, and the truth is that the sun has proven that what they have done is the truth nothing but the truth so help them amber. Darrell have you ever worn a Wigan court? Sorry have you ever worn a wig in court? A. Well I'm glad we have our system their system to work in this case, but I. Don't know if it does. You know from the evidence I've heard and with the burden of proof, the way it is we'll see what the judge does, but at the end of the day. Darryl Cohen. Great Attorney. Good friend. Thanks so much for being on. Like you, and by the way, we try to go where no one has been before. Exactly. All. Right. So when we come back, Johnny Depp, remember is the. Or plaintiff. In this case over in England, they called claimants, he brought this lawsuit and the purpose of a libel lawsuit is there's been damage done to my reputation. And thinking about it. Wow. I mean, that's that's why you bring the case because you've been unfairly damaged. But what is the damage of this lawsuit to Johnny Depp we'll talk about that when we return. Follow Court TV live over the air uninterrupted. If you're watching television with an antenna, just re scan your channels now to add court TV and go to court TV dot com to see the exact channel position and more ways to watch court TV in your area. It appears that he is happy to be painted as somebody who regularly takes drunks. He told the colds almost the very last thing he said was I was taking every calling trump known to mankind by the age of all chain. So you obviously doesn't care if people know that he's taking lots of drugs. The thing that really seems to house goes under his skin is accusation that while drunk is physically abusive he. Region is that and he says is a southern gentleman. He was born soft never to hate woman. He would never lay a finger on anyone not amber heard most anybody else on the cannot live with this dispatch. Not. That's one of the reporters is covering the trial of Johnny Depp describing himself as someone. Regularly takes. Drugs. Think about this part of what has happened as a result of this trial is we've gotten such a crystal clear picture of Johnny. Depp. In some people may have known it already, some may have. But the general public I don't think they knew the depths of Johnny Depp's drug use. and His behavior, which was completely exposed during this trial. Now, remember this is a liable trial. This case was was it wasn't a case brought by amber herd accusing Johnny Depp of anything. Johnny Depp brought this. Johnny Depp is the claiming. It was his idea that the world should hear all of this information. Okay, because if if he doesn't bring the lawsuit, we don't hear all of this. And part of what we've heard from amber heard through the trial is that she was trying to protect him to a certain extent by not going public by not talking to police all the things that you would normally do. Because she wanted to protect him to certain extent because I guess she knew. What would happen if the world knew what she was alleging? And Win or lose this lawsuit? Johnny Depp. End of the day comes out dirtied. His reputation and I said this a libel cases about your reputation. Right, and that's how you determine damages. Have you been seriously damaged your reputation? I would say, yes, Johnny Depp's reputation has been seriously damaged. But I don't know if it was so much from the sun or if it was from this trial. Right. Because in case you missed the article the first time now, you've got this you. Is Month long drama taking place overseas to remind you, and now all of this evidence is on the Internet forever, and you've got even people like me talking about it, and I'm not a celebrity gossip guy I. Don't this. You know if I'm on at checkout line, I'll read the headlines in the and the thing and I'll laugh. But I'm not. You know knee deep in this stuff. You know casually knew that Johnny Depp, me been a little bit troubled, but that was just because of the pictures of his teeth that I saw. But now, to understand the level of trouble and problems that he is had and everyone else knows. I don't know how this helps his career. How on Earth does this help his reputation help his career even if he wins. I, mean me the only way he wins wins in this case is if the judge finds that the sun defamed him was libellous and then a wards. Hundreds. Of billions of dollars in damages, which is common. That's the only way because what's revealed here is not going to lead to a restoration of his reputation. You know the old saying, you know, where do I go to get my reputation back? Well, you don't get it in a trial like this. You, get the opposite of that. And again, I don't know what the truth is. You know he may have never hit amber heard. She may have abused him from the beginning and maybe he's just defending himself and he would run away whatever it was. It doesn't matter. It's almost as if the truth. Or. The verdict doesn't matter in this case. It's about the evidence. That came out and the things that were heard that came from amber heard and her sister and others, and videos, and audios, and transcripts and it all lives forever. I really don't under- understand the case, and if he's not a wife beater understand if you're if you're not a wife Beater and somebody calls you a white beater. As not going to sit well with you. But if you know, you've got all these other parts of your life. That will be exposed and you know how toxic the relationship was and it's going to be exposed. Do you really think you're GONNA get the benefit of the doubt. And again, I know the truth. I really don't. But to me this was. Literally a lose lose for Johnny. Depp. All right folks this case. Actually, took place to trial. Trials will be coming back some day to court TV when those jury notices start going out again. But in the meantime, we are still on every night. 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Now I Know It Was Wrong

Armstrong & Getty

37:37 min | 1 year ago

Now I Know It Was Wrong

"The NFL starts out at season with everyone standing for lift every voice and sing the black national anthem, and then virtually everyone on the field, taking a knee when the star spangled banner place. I think it's going to be if you remember the show happy days, the jump the shark moment when okay happy days is over the NFL will run off a nice fat chunk of its audience at will never be seen the same again. That's sports journalists. Jason Whitlock. He's a black guy. By the way I, suppose, it matters the conversation. He I hadn't even heard that this was even being discussed on how likely it is going to happen. There's this the song that's considered the black national anthem. They're talking about playing at some NFL Games. They play that I. then you play the regular national anthem, and all the players would meal, and then somebody texted if they play the black national anthem, and then some white player kneels during it or doesn't stand toe and what happens. Oh, boy, early! This isn't going to occur no way no chance. It seems absolutely certain. To cause strife division and unrest floated that idea, but pop the balloon and send it back down, and it's not going happen, but Jason Whitlock did go on to point out. He said anybody that just does the most basic research into what black lives matter is. We'll find out that their Marxist organization echoing what some other black sports sportscasters have said in recent days yet. What was the name of the jet? The former defensive end? We played the tape early yesterday. Marcellus Wiley. Let's hear what he had to say. I don't know how many people really look into the mission statement of black lives. Matter but I did. Look into it. Here's a couple of things. Jump out to me and I'm a black man who's been black, and my life has mattered since one, thousand, nine, hundred, eighty, four, and this organization was founded in two thousand thirteen I'm of you, but I've been fighting this fight for me, and for others a lot longer to things. My family structure is so vital important to not only the one I grew up in, but the one I'm trying to create right now, being a father and a husband. That's my mission in life right now. How do I reconcile that what I told you? What this mission statement that says quote. We dismantle the patriarchal practice. We disrupt the Western prescribe nuclear family structure requirement when I know statistics when I know my reality, forget statistics I knew this before I even went to Columbia and Saudis same statistics that I'm GonNa read to you right now. That children from single parent homes versus two-parent homes, the children from the single parent homes. This is in one thousand nine hundred five hours reading this five times more likely to commit suicide six times more likely to be in poverty now times more likely jump out of high school ten times more likely to abuse Chemical Substances Fourteen Times more likely to commit. Rape Twenty Times more. More likely end up in prison at thirty two times more likely to run away from home. I knew that I knew it because a lot of my friends didn't have family structures that were nuclear like mine, and they found themselves outside of their dreams, goals and aspirations, so when I see that as a mission statement for black lives matter. It makes me scratch my head. That's well said it really well said into. You might find this somewhat interesting from a political science perspective. If you were to convince the confront rather a black lives, matter folks, the leadership of that organization, not the idea but the organization. and. Give them truth serum. They'd say yeah. We know all that stuff. That's true. Of course it is that lead those people those imprisoned those unemployed. Those drug addicted. You know all that stuff. Those people are much more likely to become Marxists and join our organization. We want that. We want to overwhelm system. We Want I. Call it the free market. They call a capitalism I want that to crumble were trying to overwhelm at, we know. I think it's interesting that it took two guys from the world of sports. To point out to America that. Hey, have you been to? The black lives matter website anybody, read this embracing this and nobody on cable news channel willing to say that. They were afraid they'd lose their job or are they wanNA know or I. Don't know goes against the narrative. I'm telling you. The the major news media have written a soap opera. You've got the good guy and you got the bad guy and they're selling clicks in. They're selling You know getting eyes and ears to tune in, and if they make that plot confusing by saying actually some of. Of, the people you think are good. Guys are not very good guys at all, and there's a hell of a lot of the so called. Bad guys that are really good people who love everybody that clouds the waters man. You can't sell that on CNN. You can't sell clicks on that on huff Po or whatever I do understand the conundrum. You've got because you've got a tremendous amount of. mine share you know people being aware of it and understanding and everything like that with the phrase, black lives matter and you're a person just wants fair policing across America right? You hate to give that up and try to get a different term going somebody else has a website. And Their Marxists. Yeah, you know I wouldn't buy it from Oh, what can you do? I'd be more sympathetic to that. Except that the organization black lives, matter has been at the forefront of the demonstrations and demands and lawsuits in the rest of it, so they're not tangential to the thing. They're pretty pretty central to it, which from the perspective of most Americans which is everybody ought to get. Get their constitutional rights, and we're not racist against anybody in the rest of it, it's it's terrible that a Marxist organization has assumed the lead. Heck, yeah, I mean. It's really not a good thing. There's a lot of people that would donate to black lives. Matter thinking. They're gonNA, make policing fair that have no interest in donating the Marxists. Lot of people yeah, boy. This video just came out. School children on a school trip to DC. How long's happened going on? I went on one eighth grade. Great ally did get strong-armed robbed. do other things that I was good trip. Though saw the monuments, and the rest of it, and actually I claimed that didn't have any money than took off had a little foot speed back then. Anyway, Oh, here's a bunch of school. Kids on a school trip to DC and some guy. They're white kids, and some black guy were and all black gloves, and the rest of it is comes up to him and I can't play the tape because it can't be aired, but is Yellen Adam Collin cracker, asses, and little bitches, and get the hell out of here and the rest of it. Sorry for the frank language everybody but schoolkids being yelled at the F. Outta here, okay stacks crackers since I going to be considered a hate crime. I think the whole hate crime. Thing is stupid, but if you're going to have a law, that's one. Oh, it's absolutely yeah. God! Tucker was talking about. CNN, no, this is so troubling. This this acceptance of racism it this weird, all of a sudden. We're cool with racism thing. As long as it's toward whites. Who thinks that's going to end well right the idea that if you're white, you're just genetically all I need to know about us one thing you're white and are things I can assume about you. That's the definition of racism and we decided that that's not only okay. It's the number one book in the country politicians businesses. All kinds of people are just perfectly okay with. Racist institutionalized racism. As long as it's against white people, it's weird. This is not going to end well. No, it can't. Possibly it's troubling. didn't mean to stay on that the so i. don't bring this up because we brought it up in a different context. Does anybody have any idea what's going on with KRONA VIRUS TESTS? They may the understand why we don't have enough of those. What the holdup is, so? They're closing centers various places. Because, they're out of supplies. Our we in. July and we don't have enough for practically everybody. What's the holdup is? Funding or the CDC the FDA, the states the federal government, does anybody know? What's causing this? To not be what it ought to be, you know. I can dig around a little bit, but locally around me. They're closing five test centers. Doing supply shortages shortages. The New York Times talk to this doctor Morgan Cats in infectious disease expert at Johns Hopkins. WHO said this turn of events that we're going backwards and testing is terrifying and clearly and evidence of a failure of the system. But where the failure is I. Don't know all right so I found some articles on it recent articles. This one's The New York Times can I trust them? I don't know this one's NPR. Can I trust them? I don't know and that's the problem. How To what? Where do I get the information on what the problem is, so? It's not just a a referendum on trump at some level right? Yeah, yeah, because trump himself is supposed to be mixing up the chemicals. I mean I understand that you know th th. The buck stops there, and the rest of it and I respect that but. I feel like he's not that interested in ramped up testing because that's the quickest way to hire confirmed cases which he didn't views. This can't be the problem if he is then. We need to remake our government. There's no way one guy in the White House is what's causing this testing? If there are not enough stuff out there, whoever's run the CDC or the FDA or wherever it is needs to go to the press right today and say this is what the problem is. They're holding us back. Back in some yeah there, there would be an enormous hue and cry over that if I see what you're saying, Sean, but and I almost wish it was that because that'd be easy to fix if it were one guy, but I think it's just are bloated, multilayered way too complicated, freaking system or I. Don't think he's necessarily the roadblock. I think in a in a parallel timeline. If he were really interested in maximizing testing, I think his energy and and behind. That would have made a difference so. It's not that he's stopping it. I don't think he's he's necessarily pushing it. Yeah, yeah you would hope it wouldn't take the president right to push it, but certainly when they were coming up with tests in the beginning remember and Stanford had some ideas and everything like that and the CD CD said No. You can't do it because we're supposed to do it. It's our wheelhouse and all that. There was just it was just a multi layered bureaucracy crap. I don't know, but it needs to get figured out. It's crazy that they're having to shut down testing centers various places. Yeah, so I'm reading about it. Daniel is who's Arizona's chief. Operating Officer said that really speaks in the national and global supply chain issues They don't even getting low on swabs. It's not that these things are in a warehouse ready to be delivered. Testing supplies became a choke point. There will be a book written about this. When this is all over, it'll be similar to the books and long articles written about the housing collapse. And nobody will be punished and nobody will go to jail and nobody will lose their job. But it'll be multilayered. Just. As in poor planning and all kinds of different levels, but nobody nobody will ever be punished and we won't fix anything. That's my prediction. Let's see I'm just I'm scanning the article backlog at labs. In some cases, test results four to six days far longer than the twenty four hour is being recommended. They have enough supplies here, but not there. We need national system to redistribute the tests. People are saying I. Don't know it's just it's. It's a big bloated system. I think I can understand how that wasn't nimble enough to get testing going in. April yeah, how about July and what we have to be better than this we do where blame lies. We have to be better than this wakeup. Go there is the brave leadership in China. That's the guy who fixes. Yes Yawn. For that? Even if you know if you actually know anything, I mean like you're in the world of a medicine or something. Yeah, how y'all doing where you are text line four, one, five, two, nine five K FTC. Armstrong and getty. The Armstrong and getty show. Assuming the season really does get going, and there is still lots of unknowns between now and July twenty third, it will be the weird a season of baseball ever the short since eighteen seventy eight comes his players testing positive for Covid, nineteen other players are refusing to play for their own health. ballparks will be empty, and the rules of the game will change like the National League adopting a designated hitter. That's it. Why? Why are the DA? I don't quite have more scoring. Yes, according to the casual fan will be the downfall of sport. Yes, yeah, that's an interesting opinion. Young D. H. is evil I. Don't know if it's evil. I think it's more I well. You Casual Fan I. Think I think it's way more. Interesting strategy is when they get the pitcher out. There have absolutely, but you have to understand the game. You're not the casual fan or I. Don't know pitchers spent time in the cage and swing a bat once why? Learn to bunt in lit like you in high school. You're pitchers, also your cleanup hitter, one handed best athletes on the team. Yeah, and then of a sudden. They'd like which end of the bed do I hold? I don't know how that happened. Exactly swinging the bat so hard. When did that happen? Now you sound like trump. Remember John Wayne Movies are. Movies like that anymore. Nobody, says Merry Christmas. Yes, they do. All the time when about apple has ignited hitter? Make the pitcher in. What is Yo- was? So, we got a couple of texts about the whole testing. Thing is I'm trying to figure out. Why are they closing down testing? Why are they running out of stuff? This doesn't really answer that, but. I got tested last. Wednesday still waiting for her results. A week later. Wow, so there. There's two different bottlenecks of supply. Migrants got a test where she knew the next day. There's the the actual like the swab in the physical things that give you the supply. And then there's the machines quote unquote that they put the samples in to figure out if they are a positive or not, and I've heard both of those things described as bottlenecks in various states depends where you are right. Actually went to the testing site at the Alameda, county fairgrounds. Okay, that's in the. Area of California. They were closed by the time she got there at ten forty, five, the open at nine, because they close when they run out of their allotment of tests for the day she's believe is twelve hundred. Wow so you get to the testing site and our forty-five after they opened, and they said we're out for the day. That's not the way it should work. At this many months into the pandemic. I don't know who's to blame for that. But as Joe said, we have to be better than that and people need to be honest at all levels, or the accountability lies and fix it. I'm sure there are great. Democracy doesn't work and we king right. Or I wonder there have to be great smart American entrepreneurs who are starting up tests are US dot com right now and. In saying yeah, we can come up with as many testes want. We're going to go crazy on this. And then running into either a shortage of chemicals or testing labs or whatever you'd think, we'd know zero weird like FDA. Approval thing of test nine hundred fasttrack on that like crazy, but again nobody's sure because unless it can be tied directly to trump. Nobody wants to talk about it. I was going to get into. This headline got my eye because I kind of have a weakness for celebrity gossip I really do. I'm not proud of it. That's one of those guilty pleasures. I will more often than not if there are twenty star snaps on the New York post of like people walking to their car from the grocery store. On them, I don't know even know who most celebrities are. Who are you know them I? Don't listen to know you I don't know. Listen to enough music or watching movies even know who they are. But. There aren't a ball cap and sweats leaving the grocery store just like us. Hollywood's latest hot chick in sweats. Sucked into this Johnny Depp and amber heard courtroom. Showdown is off to an explosive start. All those two crazy kids there who she's relationship today, bring a little bit of. Strong and getty. The Armstrong and getty show. I've always been late blowing. I started playing leg I came to. I was thirty almost thirty one when it came to Nashville. Ball we've been in a youth oriented business, but I'm not been youth. Gee! I, guess kind of start and I wanted to encourage people that that actually probably the world. Talk them into thinking. You're to start something new or to. Do something that That's not always the case. If you believe in, you got to go, do it like world. Talk has done anything. Positive note of the day from the late Charlie Daniels. Who died yesterday? That's fabulous. That's great attitude I. also remembered what I I knew. There was something I'd read recently were somebody's talking very fondly about the young Charlie Daniels Guitar says Bob. Dylan's autobiography because Charlie played on the Nashville, skyline, album and one other I. think don't let the world tell you it's too old to do something. I can still touch my toes. I just need to want it. And stretch regularly. New Gallup poll out. No really getting a lot of attention. He might have forgotten. I had forgotten and I do this for a living. Trump hit his all time. Approval in May not may of last year as in two months ago. So much has changed his all time high of forty nine percent in Gallup where he was just almost. Certainly, you know back before the cope with started. It was hard to imagine how he loses at that point anyway. He's at forty nine percent in May with his highest ever in Gallup's. He's now three points above his personal low is all time lows thirty-five. He's holding steady at thirty eight for the second. Gallup poll in a row thirty eight. Down Eleven since May pretty hard to get reelected at thirty eight percent. but these are weird times and it's he's a unique cat. Are there people out there who don't approve of them? Who will vote for him? Yes, because all the things that we talk about all the time. One Biden is not an alternatively like to stick a thumb in the press as I because they you know when you make up crap like he did about his speech the other day. It pisses you off and she might think you know I. Don't approve trump I wish. I can put somebody else in there, but I'm still going to choose him well in the left. Left is being led by the way way left, and people are rejecting that so I. Don't know although we'll see luckily, take a poll in November. That determines that sort of thing, but here's the most interesting thing out of the Gallup poll record partisan gap. This shows you what our country is as much as anything. Not a surprise, anybody record gap usually when you have an approval rating, the president ensure your it's in your party than the other party. Never like this before. He's got a ninety one percent approval with Republicans and a two percent approval Democrats, so about half. I'm used to seeing the sixty thirty thirty sixty. Yeah, exactly ninety two. It's like one of those girls high school basketball. Teams a superpower. The other only had six girls team. Wow. Did they talk about no wonder. There are cable news channels that are what they are. There's no overlap almost zero overlap. There's nobody in this group that wants to anything good about trump. No nobody in this group. Dole wants anything bad about trump, so let's give them what they want. I saw the numbers of independence because I think is approval rating among independence. It's not high enough to get elected right now. Of course between now and November is for ever interrupted electoral politics, not erectile politics totally different. Very different. So who knows I mean this is this is amusing. It's interesting like the baseball standings in April. You remember a baseball, folks, the bat, the the gloves CETERA. Thirty three percent for Independence Azer. Great It's tough to get elected with thirty three percent of independence, but you know. Give it a few months. Everything will have changed. That's amazing though. Crazy crazy pass two percent Democrats, yeah, I WANNA talk to those two percent. Become interesting. You know what they are. They're They're probably like union. People who always vote Democrat because the unions and Democrats are in bed together, but I right, they're actually social conservatives, and you know that makes sense. Anyway, but that was interesting. The Johnny Depp Amber Herd Trial has gotten off to start now when I first saw this I thought okay, it's probably in La. It's the whole. No, it's not. It's the him suing the son in Great Britain for liable for them, saying he was a wife, beater. And he soon for a ton of money, and so there's a trial going on, and they're talking to him. And his ex wife amber heard and there in the courtroom today. It just started to try to nail this down. Amber heard who discovered her immunity. Now they have different rules. In Great Britain, their laws are different liable. Ever that will for instance. If you don't eat your pudding, you can't have your meat. Well. How can you have you're putting? If you don't need your meet I mean it's logic law. That's the law in the United States, but it is ingredient yeah. DEP was quickly. Minister Roger Waters have leave sign that into law I also I don't know if all this stuff is test having to answer questions to would work in a courtroom in the United States he was confronted over his heavy drug use throughout his life. Is, that relevant to whether or not you beat your wife. I. tangentially well. I'm sure the context matters. Is it possible Mr Deputy? Don't remember hitting her because you're a drug fiend, are you not a drug? FIEND DEPP was quickly confronted over his heavy drug use troubled childhood in his notorious hotel trashing Tantrum in New York I. Don't know how that would be relevant to other you beat your wife Anyway I'll get into more of this coming up the fifty seven year old actor Johnny Depp. My son just watched pirates of the Caribbean. Know yesterday for so interesting ever did he pick up on the fact that it was kind of like a Keith Richards impression I doubt that he did interesting. Yeah didn't hang up on the fact that Orlando Bloom his dreamy. I'll tell you what that one pirate needs some dental care all in quickly. Yeah brush flaws that we'd lost their captain. A saltwater rent something. The fifty seven year old DEP. said that he had taken every drug known to man by the age of fourteen. But insisted he was not dry hydrochloric when? The president advocates. But. He insisted he was not a wife beater. His Ex wife had said that the. That he was a horrible monster. And depth told the court. That's not the case. She actually beat me anyway. I don't know if we'll ever know the answer to this. You talked about all the drugs he took when he was younger. He denied having a nasty angry side even as he was confronted about trashing New York Hotel Room in Nineteen ninety-four. Would that be relevant in that case again it's it's you're trying to establish that. He has a violent temper. Is that a violent temper. The Trash hotel room well I. Don't know maybe the lamb said something to him I just think I've gotten very mad at a lot of inanimate objects. I never hit anybody. You couldn't give me mad enough to hit. Somebody I don't think Sean. Gets I, got fifty bucks, says you. GonNa Pay Sean Yes to try to make me mad enough to hit him. That's an interesting can get in on this an. Yeah and I'm happy to take care of medical expenses as well then. Yeah, no problem I. also I think I've known people that would trash hotel room when they're angry, but also never hit anybody church so I. Don't know. He denied having a nasty angry side even as he was confronted about trashing this Hotel Room I. Don't know the exact amount of damage depth said when it was suggested that he caused ten thousand dollars worth of damage dismissing it as a few dense. Yes, he blamed it on a particularly bad couple of days. Saying I was angry. That didn't mean I had an anger problem on that occasion I chose to express my anger. There's a very artist sort of thing to say right well and again you mash up a hotel room. They're gonNA to hit you with a big fat bill. They're not going to round down. Ten Thousand and grab a snickers bar out of the little fridge. They're like nineteen dollars. Yes? That's true if you could point if you tipped over that little fridge with all the snickers bars and. Dollars exactly. A seven dollar bottle of water. If you broke the bottle of wine. There's like five hundred dollars, yeah! The court also heard a statement from Actress Ellen Barkin who said Depp had thrown a bottle of wine across a hotel room on one occasion. That? He was jealous and angry. You didn't have a wine opener didn't get it open exactly. Somebody said you got any wine Johnson here. fired across amber heard Johnny Depp arrived separately London courtroom. And then they had. Testimony I guess it's taxed audiotape of Johnny Depp Sane. You got hit, but I did not punch you. I've not I. Do not having Docu. I was effing hitting you I'm not exactly Shaw with the open hand, argument or what I don't know. The sentiment does make stuff up flailing boat and made contact, but I didn't have the intent of something I. Don't know though yeah, that's possible. We were wrassling mutual combat as they say and. He might have gotten a little shot to the nose. There and I apologize for that. That is I. Don't know I, wasn't there? They're both crazy. That happens. Occasionally United. States were some. Of these had tabloids where they think they went too far and whatever but. It doesn't take these tabloid stories with a giant giant grain assault any ethics. Some celebs just tired of it and they think this has gotta stop before they go any further. Because a lot of these people who have families. They have children whatever they don't want it out in the press. I have some sympathy for him on that and I could. I could see being classified as a wife beater being a greater motivator than if they were talking about you. I don't know not recycling or something like that right right? Yeah, why did you? Why did you bury your jewelry in the desert? What was that? Was that your anger or The. Cologne you're wearing caused you to do. It wasn't an amber herd jewelry. How you gonNA find that jewelry. Again. You got a map. You ever stolen towel from the hotel room or nothing. Anything at all. Soap and stuff like that I. Take with. That's not stealing I. Don't think that's him I. Don't think that's the plan on you consuming that, so I feel. Kind of bad I was young I was making a lot of money and I I. I actually stole the the mattress set the entire man. Walked out with at strapped to my back out to my car, and I feel bad about that now and now I know that was wrong. That's good. You learned. That's right. Exactly. This is how we grow. Yeah, towels I used to be an old joker thing that people did take towel. Yeah, all the time. Take towels. They're practically free. That was Vac Jack when you could not get cheap. Chinese or Vietnam made towels. It would cost you day's wage to get a towel or a senator. I don't know what I know about historical Powell. Economics is very very little. Willingly admit you launched into. It is if you're headed. Back row. We hit a sweet spot. Used to be that a bass pal. Jack would cost the average worker three and a half days wages. Please you came into it very swing and very strong, but then backed off your well. That's because it was horsecrap. Go to Action Team Dot Org. All this chatter out there about what else she knows who she could implicate in all this. How much leverage does she have with prosecutors? That's we don't know I mean everyone's sort of saying what she's going to cut a deal. What we don't know that she's going to cut a deal I. mean remember both sides have to enter into that deal. Prosecutors have to believe she's got information that they really need and they want, and typically that would mean on a more severe or significant crime than the one that she's accused of in second. You've got to get her to want to cooperate to feel that. that it is worthwhile for her, so I think we're still a long ways away from being able to say that there's going to be a deal. Cut In this case. She's Abrahams. The legal analyst for Good Morning America goes on to say this case is far from a slam dunk. Six charges tumor perjury charges from things she said in the last trial which may not stick, and then the four charges that are about the sex rape. All that horrible miss our. Testimony from people things that happened twenty twenty five years ago. It's not going to be easy to get her on any of this. So that shot a slam dunk. She might she might think she just beats the straight up. There's no reason to cut any deals and give any extra information. Yeah, that could be true. A kind of doubted the there was a pretty reliable report that one of her accusers is ready to testify that she was raped dozens of times by Maxwell. Maxwell and others and she said I will come in open court. Absolutely testify God. They'll go after her and everything. She's ever done neue. Yeah, yeah, in the way that that happens which is awful, obviously and you know the the point of our judicial system is charging her with a crime. It's not charging her with who else is involved boy. It'd be exciting to find out Prince Andrew did some. I mean right. That's not. Yet an interesting calculus and I've talked to prosecutors about this a little bit, but you just try to get the most justice if you have to go light on one piece of garbage, but you get four more sometimes. You just have to swallow that bitter pill, you know. Try to get him a little You know slapping, but little punishment like Prince Andrew would be really difficult to prosecute when me being part of the royal family in another country, and our relationship with Great Britain and everything like that be dramatic. Heck to watch that unfolded. I'd say I mean I. Don't think the old queen wants to be standard up for a child molester. But if they might drop them out, but if it turns out that she will this almost kind of has to be. They were working completely independently. She had her own operation. It's just her Jeffrey Epstein. She's not involved in any other underage sex trafficking anywhere in the world 'cause if she's part of a network and you could get to other you know there's a lot of people I'm sure unfortunately. whose names we don't know, they're not high profile They're rich and powerful, and they're freaking Weirdos. WHO OUGHT TO BE IN PRISONER AS THEIR LIVES? But they WANNA have sex with underage girls. They gotta be involved in. You know that world somehow I would imagine. There is a heck of a lot of evil that she could lead you to. Yes, yeah, you would think so then it'd be the proverbial bargain with the devil. But. Sometimes you the greater good serve that way, oh, sure you know I. I could live with her walking if they catch twenty other people. What would you think a sodium Pentothal? Hitter with little truth serum. Never Mind, she cooperates it is to. Check the constitution on this. I mean I wish there was some way. Not Nightmarish in straight out of Orwell's what the forefathers think of two zero. Shell! They still thought the bleeding. Your feet would cure diseases. Think! Real up on Sodium Pentothal. If their resume. There was like any hint that Bill Clinton was with underage girls. Would they have a reason to pursue that or not? yes, sure. Would he be bigger fish than her? Because he's a former president, I mean that Wa was at a party and he had knowledge. She was seventeen for instance I'm just a imagining scenario. I. Don't think they let her off the hook for being the procure flesh raper of children to get him row the. Do not. Your host Danny. Disturbing that song let's get a final from everybody on the crew to wrap up the show. There is pressing the buttons ease in the Control Room? Michelangelo Michael Yeah. The strangest thing said today Joe said that a few years ago, it would take days wages to buy a towel. That's right, Joe! Where did you work? I'm not sure that's right. Ironically was at the towel hot Michael. Positive Schanzer our producer, he has a final thought for US yeah over the weekend I had one of those weird sleep at things where I guess a my neck was just crooked couple days anytime. I did the thing where I looked to the this way I looked at the other woke up this morning. I'm good again. It's so nice to appreciate the small things like being able to turn your head this way and that way. Welcome to the beginning of Middle Age ran. The point life where every man thinks about two weeks. I'll feel as good as ever. Jack Final thought for us, I am with the crowd that thinks kids staying home from school this fall. It's worse for their health to stay home. just for mental health and everything else. Then whatever fear, there is getting a Copen I'm with that crowd, so I'm spending my time gathering any stats and information from that crowd. That's making that argument alive. The smart people are saying. 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Episode 123 - Nick of Time (1995)

They Called This a Movie

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Episode 123 - Nick of Time (1995)

"The runoff now sweet. The daddy are an ordinary man as some under official. Id we see chosen by chance. Was caused a ruckus center little gold. Ma'am this man. I'll take my daughter driven by. Fear was then mr wilson. Yeah this is in a. There's a picture of a woman. I typically you will take. This will kill a woman who's pictures in most is not twelve sixteen if the woman and pictures of live at one thirty a. Call my partner. Is the woman in the picture and the daughter on my wasting time much time. I'm not a bar to. I don't want to have a little girl in van. She's my daughter drag trusting everybody's folders been watching you go do it here daddy. Security people may be involved. I'm gonna do whatever and have to go through too late now. Paramount pictures presents johnny depp. Just remember christopher walken. Like a worm. One of hug wiggling around thinking. You might get off to present governor. Eleanor nick of time. Real terror. In real time hello everyone and welcome to they. Call this movie testing the strength of friendships. Terrible movie at a time. You can subscribe to the podcast on i tunes google play and speaker and pretty much anywhere else. You get your podcast or also proud members of geek vaccination you can visit them at. Jv nation dot com. Welcome to another episode of. They called the movie. I am your host. Dan acquino joined by the incomparable mark. Meyer say hi hello. it's fun feel. It feels like blake. We're doing this when the parents aren't home or something it's always great. Anthony is not with us. That's why you're hearing my voice. And i think we're better off without if i'm going to be honest i think i think the people will be able to vote with and you can. You can test. You can tweet with anthony without anthony has sides to at. Tom schuster on twitter. And we're out those votes yet. That's only to say no other texts just has had with anthony or hashtag with outing and i think we're gonna prove our point. Just how great. Yeah oh man. We're going knock it out of the baltimore. Good at this episode is johnny. Depp is a father in so convincing such convincing father. So yes this week was marked. Turn to pick a movie. Marquee pick of. I liked this movie. He picked a doozy show. Mark introduce our movie of the week. We'll get right into it because we mean. Dan wants the same things this week. We're going to wait the discuss one division with anthony so probably a little shorter podcast time. But yes and speaking of time i Nick of time. The johnny depp. Christopher walken movie from i believe like the mid nineties on five Yes 'cause the reason. I picked this movie. I looked at amazon prime in came down to movies. There's one movie that everyone in my work at doors. There's a movie poster of in in the accounting office. And i was like i've never seen that movie in. Watch it that. I saw on the nick of time and the only member at this movie. Because i've never seen it before. This is seeing it on the shelf at blockbuster. I was actually having a conversation with a co worker about blockbuster and how exciting it was like friday nights. I would go and rent video games from blockbuster. They had that the only time i can watch. I was speaking with the guys from Six or seven podcasts. Go check them out. If you can. Six or seven podcast. They do a lot of wrestling talk. So the only time i could watch any pay per view was you had to wait until it came out on. Vhs so you know we would rent like the summer slam or the royal rumble but man. I talking about blockbuster may miss it. But then you realize you have everything at your fingertips now the only thing about bought busted. I miss his why this movie. I wanted to watch a movie. It's because it was that thing of i this the age we were. We went in for my poster. One way is going in and not really knowing the movie releases by not having them at your fingertips on the internet right and seeing the new releases wall which is everything that was released and also. I don't know if blockbuster did this from soon. They all did. Mom used to have one of those old magnetized letter boards behind the register until you what was coming out each week. Oh maybe it did. I ever remember i just remember. I've been fascination with. I've loved those type of magnet letter boards. 'cause they're fun. There's a movie theater in. I believe it's granite run in pennsylvania that still would say straight out of the seventies like the the concession stand prices are all those magnetic numbers and letters and stuff like that. It's orange creamsicle. Colored walls people so that when i saw this moving instantly brought me back to this and it also brought me to a time when they would just mash to actors together it a movie at just. Let's see what happens the hope you know. No it's like. Hey we got this good script this up and coming actor johnny neck. I don't have been arrived at this point. It's hard to yeah. That's a good point because this was probably after edward scissorhands yet. So you know so. We're even like young star You know Let's put him with a little bit of an older star. You know walking. Make sure there's no boots this movie and see what happens. You know it. It goes to positive things in a movie. Like face off were cajun travolta together at mix magic or is nick of time were while fun at times was really like mediocre in terms of story. I don't know what was your thoughts going in. So i had never seen this movie and i thought the main i thought the main characters name was going to be nick nick of time because i'm a dumb ass and thought nick was spelled with a k. What was you. Live near. New york knickerbockers. Yeah sure i get his name's nick and he probably has to stop a bomb or something i don't know but man was i way off fifth. This was a lot of fun so i wanted to check. As we were talking about had arrived he had done This is johnny depp. He had done. What's eating gilbert grape. Yeah benny june. Edward scissorhands ninety nineteen ninety at would and don juan demarco probably not a good one. Yeah i had never seen that. So this came of ninety five ninety five so yeah he had already got quite a few movies belt was this was he more the obviously age wise. He's more decayed in this. If we're gonna use the face off. Combatant scher y- because travolta in welcome both became famous around the same time Or had their brakes around the saints in that cage. Already made you know the raising arizona right. I think leaving las vegas before that yet. 'cause i was like ninety. Three right moonstruck Yes but got kid already done those movies. They throw together. It's thing but what. I think this reads more is as you read me. That list dan. It shows that. This was nick Johnny depp having three weeks off in la is going. Hey they're shootings movie. Christopher walken you wanna do. It needs a chore. What to do. Brian cross off the list. The bucket lists. I work with christopher walking. Yeah they when you start as christopher walken movie yet. Free time about six weeks to two location so like two weeks yet. Perfect you okay. Sure this movie While we enjoyed it it's not good. It's not a good move. It boasts a rotten tomatoes score of thirty two percent in an imdb score of six point. Three out gives hurry at a ten. Sorry that i heard from somebody that i work with. And i don't know if anthony chime in next week or just off podcasts with us. A guide works the best like bad like bad movies. That are watchable All fall within the range of six point zero and six point four on a scale there. There's a whole lot of yet. Ryan we we cover a good amount of those but yeah. I'm not surprised the year. This movie ends up in that category because as the right mix of kind of interesting storyline not great to known actors. That people would watch this movie and we'll give it a little bit more of a benefit of the doubt than if it was anybody else. That's a good point. Yeah you're not putting. You're not putting a baldwin in there with this Some random other guy will even if it's too unknown actors right like even at the end the being good like you know. We're talking mid nineties. You know it'd be like johnny depp. During his movie eighty nine before which is when he really just had twenty one jump street ride friday thirteen or using platoon at data tune. Know like not anything. Major rate mainstream rise. Edward scissorhands became right. That's what kind of people would not read this movie as well because johnny depp and you're walking at this point it gets higher rating but yet i think i my main thoughts on this movie. 'cause we'll go through what plot there is. This movie's really just one. Plot is i don't know whether the blame johnny depp or the director because it feels like i don't think he knew how to play this character So i don't know if it was bad direction or johnny depp. Not knowing how to show human emotions at seems like it is moving. I think a few people don't know how to show human emotion. Chris were walking never church but it just you look at the director which will go to that after the marshfield nearby. He's done a lot of movies so i don't know if it's it was just weird. Yeah just felt like i. Don't i know what want with this character by just listening to how they talk about it. Johnny depp's not playing that character right. I would one hundred percent agree. And i as mark alluded to this movie was directed by john batum who had directed such classics as wargames saturday night fever with john travolta as we mentioned and short circuit so a three totally different movies. And then you've got nick of time. Which is again so he. He didn't stick one genre. John batum which is pretty cool. Yeah yeah and steady work you get you know if you're directing moten multiples yards. It's easier to stay employed and but it done back to my knowledge about johnny depp. I wonder if it was a similar thing for him. Were like producer. Friend has the script and it's sort of like. Hey we need this like ruled on two weeks in. now you're veteran director. just go. Do it gets onset. Johnny depp's on point Like you know what. I'm just going to catch the check. You go through you. Want johnny is i. Don't just just just hit your mark. Say your lines and we'll go from there. We'll be out here. So as we mentioned nick of time stars. owen johnny. Depp courtney chase charles s dutton. Christopher walken and roma mafia. The assistant is. I think that marsha mason gloria reuben they were yes. Glory reuven is she someone special to you name. She's been in movies and stuff. The in lincoln mister robot and admission. I don't know that movie but it's a it's moving. I might know it. But i don't think good for her. I mean she was Will face and just like charlie. Stodden charles has done get out. It's one of those like okay. Yeah i. I've seen those in a lot of things in some things watched it probably dave. We'd look scroll through. Imdb it's probably something really stupid. Like how. I point out ruined dome actors from random projects that i've seen but that's why we love you on this podcast. Right like the body Like the one that chris botti spine takes over. I'm like it's the bays on expected. You guys have silence on the other pet. Sounds about right martin and none of we can't even like debate you on that link or are you sure you probably have never watched it no. Unfortunately not but that's what we need. We need that in this and that. That's an extreme example. But that's why. I want to make sure you mentioned her. Because character actors. A lot of people watch movie. I know i did not know her. I need a lot of these people. i figured. Just outside of of depth walk in and done. I'd never seen before. And i figured they probably didn't get much work after. Yeah glare ruben. Well i thought. But i should've known age wise didn't match up when i first saw. I thought of the girl that plays the main schuyler sisters in hamilton. For an example out. There i i thought i was waiting in my head and white this movie more recent than i think. It is where she much older than i think she. I think she's much older. But now i think she's in her thirties. Alka the this kind of looks like her in this movie. She's in her thirty. No no no the girl from hamilton. Oh gotcha is in her thirties. She would have been like ten when it came out but she looks pretty similar at first glance and toilet the debate figured it out but yet that s what this movie feels like it feels like one of those mid-nineties movies where a lot of people said time on her hands. Men were between bigger projects or or the tv shows between your tv show. And we're just like oh iago mega paycheck. It seems like a fun movie role shooting in two locations. It's not much of a hassle. It not not too much really goes into the center. We're going to break it down. Why not a lot went into it but Let's take a quick break. We're gonna pay some bills as anthony likes to say and we'll be right back. Welcome back to. They called this a movie. And we're going to break down the I guess we're going to go into. Do you want to go into the plot now. I guess or breakdown. Some financials and stuff on a little attack the financial a three. Some of those who was was a success. Dan you could say it's a success. But i wouldn't because it bombed it. Its budget was thirty. Three million dollars and a grossed eight million dollars just just north of eight million dollars. Eight million one hundred seventy five thousand made about a quarter of its money back and yet that really is terrible. It's funny because again you mentioned you have star power like christopher walken and johnny depp. And you'd think that's enough drawing power but ho man. That's the kind of gross that puts people at work. The the one thing. There's one bit of research that knows numbers before recording this. You dropped the moment right before the broadcast one of two reasons. That could have happened. One i don't know if we can actually research with might be able to but i don't know how is how it was marketed back. Then the studio already know it was a flock and is our is gonna put out whatever some costs you get the right it off for whatever in taxes. There's really no way to research that. I know of the see how it was marketed outside watching the trailer Mean anything. But i would love to know. Maybe people consider to us on twitter. What this came outing against like what was it's opening weekend with. I don't know if we can find that out but if not that's fine we never done that deep research before. But i'm just curious if it's one or the other i think what makes it worse. Is it opened up thanksgiving week okay. Surpri four-day oh jeez. Yeah that's what was its opening state opening weekend. Yeah not good two million dollars. Two million dollars. Two million seven hundred eighty one thousand dollars opened november twenty six nine hundred ninety five. So yeah you'd think with the holiday weekend you'd get a little extra. I mean i theory they probably marketed. 'cause it a holiday move exactly if this was a movie to may or april right you know or even january. You could see it being not push but thanksgiving release so they pushed the should've as you would think so Power mount was the one who is releasing. So you'd think that they wouldn't release skimp on yeah market. There's definitely some movies and we'd probably why some of them right. That didn't make a lot of money and main leaves. Probably because they knew it was a sunk cost. But but it's weird because usually those movies are the january and february's but this is november. This was just. This must have terrible reviews a terrible word of mouth. I don't know. I mean after watching it. I could see why it's not yet. We'll get into watch early but it's just it was just no wasn't even dumb fun at times right. It was just a very straightforward quad that very basic. You could paint by numbers. There was some crazy things will happen. That will get to but then you have this happen and you get to the rising action a lot of student like film student writing sediments I think you know you're your movies in trouble when one of the most interesting facts about the movie is that many of the actors and actresses us very little or no makeup during filmmaking. That's travel giant swelling otten. She did sweat a lot. He had a lot of upper lip sweat and a lot of close ups and johnny depp is just constantly asking what what did you say. He must say that. One hundred times during this film. And i get i. Guess what they're trying to go for is he's in such disbelief in such shock that he's tuning everything out but from an audience standpoint. It's kind of annoying because people are talking to him in. He's zoning out what's that right. The whole cab seen the cabbies talking to him. What was it's everything. If i was a cabbie like are you fucking death. Dude the yes. So we're gonna fi short of time. Nineteen ninety-five opens up with a amtrak train coming into los angeles station and it a very nineties thing of train travel being a big thing. I remembered when around that age that it was always like hey travel across country by train for three hundred bucks if you know very sophisticated. Yes yeah there was like big promotion trains that does thing i thought of when they had the big zoom of of amtrak as pulled into the station at any get into the. You know the the train station very famous. One is in a lot of movies because it is an la And for some reason Rollerbladers are torturing the senior citizens security guard right. I mean. I guess what they're going for. Is you have the the mid nineties. La is just like a total hellhole if the eighties new york yet. But 'cause like they're they're the opening. Shod is a bunch of bums attacking each other on the rail station. That kind of looks like i thought this was going to be new york. That's look that looks like my train ride into new york just like people just attacking each other but no it's away and for some reason. Yeah there's there's a a gentleman who's rollerblading and terrorizing people but all those roving rollerblading gangs of the mid nineties. I feel they couldn't find people who could skateboard right. That's why every rower boy that guy was so and he's picking on little kid. He's picking on johnny depp's kid got up walks in with his kid being the least affectionate father i can tell. He's trying so hard to look like. It's affection but he's just like yeah. See younger couple kissing me and mommy. What is that show how she was. She was out acting him. In the scene samantha here is like a five-year-old who says you don't you never saw me mommy. Kids like that. Who says that to their china we just most of the time you take. Okay come on come along daughter Move past them yet. You miss last the kisses at then we'll before that when see and his partner. I'm sort of scoping out the train station. Looking people You don't you know they're looking to do something Their scouting about them are known to all law. I wish they'd went with the old couple. Elementary then they couple couples kissing and find out later. They don't pick them because they ended up being foreigners you think would be. I guess it wouldn't make total sense. Because why would they want to go after who they're going after at also on it'd be tough for communicate Apparently he's a super assassin. Christopher walken spoilers doesn't know french one of the romance must stick to america and do is assassinated only. He's he's only He doesn't go outside all. Us based so so johnny depp. After having weird kissing conversation with his daughter goes to another staple of the nineties they go find a payphone. That's right the phone booths yet. Now get a payphone quarters into an actual phone. Be able to dial or if you're clever enough you. One of the collective numbers yelled whatever you wanna say to your mother into the name thing end. Just hang up the They were teaching the kids the subjects. I like it one hundred collect and it says what your name is marla meeting tommy tonight. I'll see you later charges now. It's that famous commercial baby. It's do you accept the nothing tom. He had a baby boy man. Yeah the the phone bank right. It's a whole phone bank at mrs. Where the skaters terrorized a little girl when he was feel any has. Obviously you know l. a. was was was terrible but was it that terrible hijack little kids. It's pretty bare. My favorite part is full. Scene is when the one skater circling around An-and johnny depp or whatever. I don't what kind of phone would wouldn't meeting losing talking to you. I don't know it's never resolved accountant so bright so the guys circled around because look at this and zoos back into a religious in given the finger yes i think the best part of that scene is this guy is harassing your daughter and all he all johnny. Depp is doing really. Hey get out of here. Come on go see. Yeah just chewing him. Most people most parents will let me call you back and just like beat. The shit out of the sky confronted him but now he's like a mild convenience that this grown man is trying to steal from his daughter and the way he solves it is i guess was one of those joke. It's gold jerry moments of writing script. He knocks over the trash can in the guys path and they trip over it fall down. Hit their heads and stopping weaned into the door to goes. That's why you always wear your kneepads and then supercontinent skull jerry. It's so i didn't understand the point of that. I felt as if there was gonna show that johnny depp was like a guy. You don't fuck with no it was it was supposed to. That's what i meant to be. It was supposed to share the johnny. Depp was a good father Johnny depp did not deliver. Those line says a good father teaching daughter lesson now. he's a very unconvincing met. They had he in. The daughter has zero chemistry in this movie. And you you feel as if he doesn't care about what really happens. Only okay sweetheart. I love you. Kisses chemistry this little girls between her and christopher walken partner. Yes why are you so annoying. Us too many quotations sure is so next in. Is you know at walking and partner walks up to johnny depp. Flashes bad you know ninety s those create cab and all the happy and you know completely completely okay with inches walkout witham and two unmarked van still cool with it asking questions but but the cool with it and became on cool with it when he locked the van doors roma roma mafias character there. By the way. It's just mr smith. And mrs and ms joan so ms jones actually picks up his daughter picks her up and he's okay with it. No cop ever does that. What cop is ever just gone over. Scooped up someone's kid go follow me. No put my daughter down. She's good with kids. She steals a magazine for no reason that confiscated it. What's slid. It serves no purpose to the scene or the character. It's so weird but yeah you're right they get. No we're you know everything's okay. And then they have that dramatic scene where he locks in all four blocks to dum. Dum dum now you know no trouble it with a loud music on his daughter ears my favorite thing about this. Because this is he just basically of what. This woman needs to die photos on the thing which will get to second bet. Great reveal needs needs to be killed yet. Kilmer one thirty while we just to buy and when johnny depp is like sort of not agreeing with them a man that he needs to walk around. Do a murder chris. You're walking is hitting him in the knee with of off laces they hit on when you need this man to be physically walking around right. Just just kneecapping him with the butt. End of a gun is not a great is do you understand. Now you're listening caught boy. I never even thought of that. Yeah again the building needs to go to like across the street and he's just like by pistol whipping him in the one place. It should not it. It's i didn't thinking that that's a good point. You would have been better off getting ahead and letting them be knocked out for ten minutes News out so they figured out today let him out of the car at its becomes the moment where christopher walken pops up out of anywhere like the creepiest person. Well like christopher workers for walking. It's moving at. He has a shitty mustache for. I was gonna say i think we glossed over that. He has the slicked back hair and he has. I don't know how to describe his mustache. But it's not a good looking mustache. It's kinda like a barely there mustache. He didn't go all the way with it. It's i think it makes him look very unintimidated. Looks like he He it looks like shaved four mustache but then forgot the day of filming it regularly. Act that good. Come back in time. Reggie you're good mustache. Said roll with it and this is again. They're everyone's pretty young here like christopher walken is probably like fifty in it. Yes But he looks good but he doesn't. He's not older but man. That mustache was a choice he was going for. Something did not work no bad choice so once they let him out of the car it starts the circus lake events that occur to try to solve this problem in an hour and a half for our humidity which is conveniently the went to the movie remaining right plays out in real time is basically so first off because he gets in the cab. And the cabbie takes the worst fair. Ever say i need to go to the bottom metro toes was read over there. Gonna what to fifty wasted like. It's you wasted. The gas basically no cabbie would take even tells them yeah. It's right across. You can see it so it brings up one of my favorite You can go on your rat about the direction here In terms of the sound if you want how everything just kind of like goes like it's white noise basically to him and the cabbie is talking to a go or easier for business or pleasure business pleasure oh Business okay you ever been to san francisco. What i would've stopped at that point favorites of mine. Where do we go to ago funeral. Point to stop talking on okay. Yeah yeah he. I think he he digs a little bit more life. Right ex wife. You gotta make sure it's the actuation there at that point. I'm like did you kill your expert. Your way that would have been very tight. Very turns out it was like he's a huge killer and it elliott turn it turns out. He's the big time killer and he has no problem killing people. Yes so christopher walken kind of pick the right person right got more than the american for the At the end of the scene brings me to the first of many moments were johnny depp's character attempts to tell somebody about what's going on and it fails miserably. It's great he by the way. I applaud whole because maybe i mean when i get a card. So what does the right to note on the back of his business card and gives it with the money to the cap right so the advocates and put the money in his pocket gets the car and only look at the front of the card goes. It's an account new account and it just crumbles in throws it away right. I don't know. But i get a card. I just do the you know you chicken. You didn't hear the front threw it away. 'cause i mean sometimes there are things written on the back. That is a thing even just doing this. He would have noticed something right at right. You literally just went like that all right. Do not turn the car over. Because the whole plot hinges on you not reading the bag of his card and so market had alluded that Christopher watkins character mr smith just pops up in random spots when need when the story calls for it so for for example You can do a counter if we were doing video. We would have counter so johnny depp. Christopher walken sends johnny depp to do his mission. Johnny depp sees cop he goes. Excuse me officer and right behind. The cod is christopher walken. Somehow he'd beat him there and then he gets in the cab and the he's trying to tell the cabbie listened. Someone cannot not my daughter they want me and then all of a sudden a van swerves in the way of the cab. It's christopher walken. How does he know when he first of all. How does he catch up so quickly. Second of all how does he know he's just about to tell him he's that something's going on. It's it happens. It must happen at least ten times at least ten time anytime. Johnny depp goes somewhere walk in his right. There it's like it's like the scene in the simpsons The simpsons episode with the greyhounds. I don't know you probably haven't seen it mark but by may i don't remember as well so there's a scene where barton lisa are saving the greyhounds from being killed by burns and they they go down the laundry chute and they get to the launch. They get to the basement and burns his already there. That's impossible that's what it is. I guess christopher walken found a wormhole where he could travel we hit. That's his mutant power. He can just go wherever johnny depp. This so after that seagoing tell at my favorite reveal of this move. Is he sitting there looking around these nervous and doesn't want to. He slowly turns picture out than. Here's a guy yelling. Construction agrees looks up. Construction worker ios down at a guy. poet may put in a big giant but a banner poster advertisement whatever like drops down reveals a photo of a woman and it says whatever aimez reelect for governor of california and the camera. Swoops back johnny depp. And he pulls the photo out of the envelope and it's the same motive has the wall and you find out that he has to kill the governor of california governor eleanor grant It should have been backwards right. It should have been. He takes the picture out he sees. Okay it's a woman yet. Okay now we gotta find this woman all of a sudden a mark unfurled. A banner is looking up governor of california. Yeah oh fuck either way. It's such a great reveal by itself is like okay now gets a little more complicated submerse. Your oh it's kill woman might could be anybody could be anybody are these like issued a witness That drives me like a okay. I can see how they can make an entire our events this movie. That's a good point. I think it would have been more interesting. Had it been a witness to something right. Yeah it could've been the only way. It works and specifics when this happens in. This movie is the moment where he meets the person he's got to kill yet. It's a witness stand. It's sort of one of those things where he tries to help her and gives you know at that. Meeting here doesn't work as well right. Because there's so much of suspension disbelief that occurs for that moment happen here is is the first being that all of a sudden. He's a the biggest donor to hurricane. And the later one thing wrong so so first thing he yet they reveal an riot three gets the reveal takes a few steps away and who popped up in front of him. Christopher walken admits that explains in goes Governable you know and he goes well. How can i get close to the governor got. Well you're one of her biggest supporters in a pins this thing on that apparently and identification card for being one of the biggest sponsors i. I think it's like a vip badge. Essentially like he'll get anywhere he wants to go because he's the biggest donator. Yeah in god. God love pre nine eleven world in the fact that she made that in the back of the van with just fame just a little label maker printer of his name in the card on it suffered. That's cutting edge technology right there. It's almost as good. It's day in johnny. Got into monarch challenge when they make the fake. Id's that's right. Yeah it's i was at the at the beach. It has at album the enjoyment guy. Now i can't remember either way but either way it's like basically dated the thing where they took a photo cut the photo out of the voting. Iv put it through laminated and didn't work and it worked for. Yeah no issues whatsoever. So yeah so. Essentially his job is to now. He has until one thirty to kill the governor and he gets so many chances to do so and christopher walken most lenient assassin in history of assassin. 'cause dep is obviously you know he's he's an everyday man right so he's never been so he's not a killer so he's obviously nervous to pull the trigger and he gets a golden opportunity. They meet in the elevator and again depth zones. The fuck out and the governor's asking questions and you hear nothing What did what do you want. Basically when you're like man yeah all. That's right yeah. Oh that's right. You're he tries to tell the governor about the daughter and then the elevator opens up at. Its christopher logue. Their stance christopher walken. How is he getting he. He gets to places faster than johnny. Depp does and he's apparently a he also learned some kind of badger. Right get on the elevator right. We find out later why that might be but you know he goes your daughter. You said years like oh she just wanted me to make an autographed right and the governor being. I guess you're supposed to be a good governor. But you seem kinda shitty in that in this moment goes is an easy one to do. To what else could it have been best cancer. You heard for me. I don't know what all the that's that's that's an interesting scene. So he's he's getting ready to spill his guts. He plays it off beautifully. Wink not really And i guess walk in expecting him to do the deed there which is which is terrible. You're not gonna kill someone in an elevator your. There's no escape from their attempt. Nick map right. Yeah pick your spots so Let's the governor. Go walking freaks out. Beats the shit at the chinese depth. A little bit. You had a golden opportunity. There those chances. Don't come around every so often. But then i have like a twelve thirty. I get another shot. Let's the you don't get a shot like that. All right let the next opportunity got right and at this point i think he goes and gets during. Yes i believe. Johnny depp Is goal get muddled where i just remember moments. I don't remember particularly outside of the. I remember the moments. The big ones where he gets close to killing the governor those i can parse out these little things. I don't happen anyway. So he goes and gets a drink and then you hear these two guys talking at the bar and they are probably today would be really shitty people because the ad they're talking about. How essentially the governor putting people that don't look like them and their white men right habit you know you know into her cabinet. How she representing me with all these as say the united nations in her cabinet. And i'm just hold that that would advance. That didn't age. Well then you find out later on. They turn three journals. Is that what they are to cameraman in the and the journalists at the end i know that so that one the and reporter right. Yeah okay so that guy. I've seen him before he's another character. Actor peter mckenzie and he shows up a lot and what's his imdb devilish. That's i'm checking. He's in he's an episode of. It's always sunny. He's the doctor in the gang. Saves the day trumbull supergirl to broker. He's been in a bunch of things. I'm trying to look in the ninth. I i feel like he was in like major league back to the minors. Can i be right about that. Raising a big that would be. That would be like a you. Pull that movie. come out. That had to be nineties. Right between ninety seven and ninety now from middle major league back to the minors carlton doc wingate. He's the pitcher who can throw like more than sixty miles an hour bam. That's it you know what. I get it now i get it. I understand that so now anthony. The only one who doesn't have one but yeah so that was those guys talking was the only like it will digital but meeting in terms of philosophy where you won't be able to get away with that right in a movie today. Had them not be evil character. Right you know these are just supposed to be like two guys talking at a bar. Then they're offering some insight into the governor's and they come up twice in the second time when you find out who they are ready for the big speech they all gotta get set up. Runs grabbed his camera. Right the gamma guy but yet so he gets his drink and You know. Chris faulkner go Do you you know. Just right on and At at this point. I think it says when he goes and gets shoeshine for the first time he was. You get three times three shoeshine twice. Okay yeah the first time. My favorite part about chozas doesn't character here is he is a caricature of what i think. People assume shoeshine people are. Oh one hundred percent. I i've walked past. You shine people in new york and none of them. Were like got some weekdays tuesday right there. Yeah they're they're basically the characters of like a carney. Essentially you know like steph riot up you know the ears channel ladies in the forty s. Nothing better than a good wingtip solely straight out of a new of a like a newsy of detective movie from the from the forties right now decreasing. You're behind in there and like knowing anything is if have anybody out there in its shoe shiner or knows people that are shiners in these public places. Would they be as knowledgeable as this guy is about shoes like he. He knows like the exact like going on issues. You know you gotta do this a little bit of your it up. It's probably just a bunch of bullshit. Right she shows a car mechanic right. 'cause it's favorite jokes. I think it's one of our World your more recent favorite comedian as a great joke where you go to the car mechanic. And he's like i don't know anything they're talking about. They could. they could tell me anything. And i believe it gets under your some holes in your radiator. We've looked in. There is a unicorn up and down poking holes in their go. There get out the unicorn up unicorn. Wow i've heard about that. Yeah i think no one's gonna question the shoe shine. That's exactly what it felt like. He was the idea of when anyone even technology taken to. Our in. our friends Anytime tom search talking about things on the hitter components if he's knowledgeable in great and awesome. I just not to go okay. I'm going to go to slater. Said i learned it but you're talking about right now. I have no clue. i've got game. I have no reason not to believe you. And that's exactly. What the sheesh guy and johnny depp gives him a twenty. I think he tries to tell him. But i don't know he has done a whisper but the guy says he's death out there can't he's hard of hearing right because of the you know being a veteran. Yep he's yeah. He was in the vietnam war. Yeah yeah he has a wooden leg to which comes into play later Half deaf wooden leg both very important. You later moving. So from this point He goes up to the he s the rain. He goes to drives the telit. Explain everything to a janitor as about to say who pops into frame christopher walken. And so he just ends up asking the the janitor where the pool room is. Whatever directions yet. How do i get to the pool room. Four upstairs while play johnny depp off there and the funniest moment in the movie happens. This is where you know. I think this would be what they would say. What is the end of act. One or two moore something like that. Anthony if he watches would not structure. Better ni- In terms of this but gets up any way to mind and sees it. They're doing metal detect- right so he starts to try to walk out of wine and it. Also there's one guy oh you're vip. I take down your way nightline and go down there and he soon thing and you're you going to get away with this. Do the zoom in the gun turns off because apparently they're they're it's that easy to on off switch without notifying anybody around you that you turn off and those buying are good to go at that point. You're like oh yup. There's a little bit bigger. Yeah it's it goes all the way to the top. Man was all the way to the going forward. Everything just keeps escalating. Yes because that point. Which is one of my favorite slightly bad ass. Moments of chris for walking in this movie is when they get the tops she sees he sees the head of security and all that and he's got the gun Bicker be goes over the gulf sir. That man over there has a gun. Trivial governor hit. You know you should. You should fritz coming. Get him of here at a guy over goes will just like the gun. You have mr whatever's name. I think it's watson johnson. Yeah just like the gun. You have mr watson done done. Christopher walken walkover gone man. What are you gonna take this under control here. We're running out of these may will walk utah for three. A johnny. Depp throws the walkie talkie away and again just like a super nice assassin. Well don't do that. I taught it. I got it now. It's cool you know at a point. This is where they teach. This is the first time. I think they mentioned pointing out. You know that this could have all been taken care of with a long rifle. Yeah what are you doing one hundred percent this they all. These events are wide open right. They take the longest route possible to accomplish their goal. And it makes you question his motives or at like his how he works as an assassin. Yes this is the moment. I think i don't know if it's before after the cop but this is the moment where the whole speech about the irish italian guy. That's right and he killed him and he's you know why he said what. Why is he day because you kill. I don't know why is he dead. Could you killed him. Ryan right killed them. If i could kill that guy. And then he said something about a making a stew out of his daughter or something. I forget an awful against super stu very leery. It's very strange. You know. I just like going. Oh this was supposed to be the moment in a script where we johnny depp's character switzerland. Oh sham i'm. I'm not fuck around with this guy johnny. Depp does not react that way. The garth stares blankly out of number. Yeah i do remember that now His good friend kills them. Because you folks up too much right but but then he does nothing of the sort with johnny depp. Who just constantly up in this movie on purpose. Yeah dispersed through in the next thing you know when we meet some glue the gutter lebron telling it the trust him at. They could pull backstage and does conversation with them. You know she goes will how. How can i trust you pointing a gun at me. So if he does. I don't know why this happens in movies especially in situations where somebody's threatening someone. A god did the wasn't me right. I'm being told to do this. You know your trust me. Any hands the gun to the person who's being threatened for gonna trust me now obviously yeah it just essentially like stopping them from going shooting them or you're just like he gave me a gun like what. Apparently that's how she starts trusting them at. This is when you find out the real conspiracy because they go to the only person that they can trust which needs kind of movies means that person is definitely on right that you cannot be trusted so they go upstairs and saying oh. This person can definitely be trusted. Donald trump's them and you get upstairs for knock on the doors. Johnny at this point going through an elevator going upstairs going through security goes we mean the something that should have been asked about five minutes. She goes oh whatever. His name is the husband of the governor right. Yeah every well. This is a guy who just let someone carry his daughter. Just hey what's going. On and just like minimal resistance no resistance. Yeah achieve obliterated in walking him into christopher walken ago room. Yeah that's the thing with every he keeps popping up. You have to assume he's going to be somewhere near yet right you. You're not going to give christopher walken slip here. It's very obvious yet. so they enter into. The husband's room starts explaining. What's going on then. All of a sudden. His old white guy walks out of the bathroom bathroom. And what's going on your next plane. He's a gall man. Oh it's gotta done brain ideal. I don't know it real hano as having this discussion. Who walks in the room dan. Christopher walken sissy walks in at has probably the moment that i danny texting foregoing. Its one senior gonna laugh out loud and i had to moments happened that neither of them were the ones he was. Kiki latte that but this was my first one. We're giving you walks in johnny. Depp has scared moment. Resort shit out at the end. The old white guy goes. Oh you're an expert. You know me handgun. Looks like i'll let me see grabs pillow. He walks over and against next. Assistant just goes boom impose. The trigger goes the way walking delivers his line he goes. That's pretty real me. Only christopher walken to deliver that line now i wish i had a good walk at. Yeah but it just picking rule me and doesn't like that whisper kinda and at this point. That's when the you'll find that the husband did on it. Because jesus not in my room we gonna do. Yeah manet than apparently They start fighting and christopher walken starts choking johnny depp and apparently the old guy is like the mastermind. because he's just standing outgoing enough stop will. He's the man yet right. That's the man. Provide that right after this scene. Right off the best. But you know you're on enough. They have a thing that i kind of love. Movies is the dream sequence. But you don't know what to dream seating wins. Yes the cow. Yeah he pulls the guard as he's being joke shoots christopher walken. Like twice then shoots the old man then shoots the husband then the security guard walks in gunning perfectly shoot statement son. He's dead the on everybody and then he gets outside. He's running through the new the hallway out the door and who pops up christie for walk and still dead. Christopher walken shows up. i first mark. I did think it was really happening. Let's go shit. That's that's quite turn. now he's going to be on the run. But then as soon as i saw him just like picking guys off. No problem okay. Obviously this is not happening May that thing. He gets thrown over the balcony. I guess kodi but as he gets thrown off the girl and his daughter go up and elevator as again as man so wakes up with him face down on a on last right as the bond villains discussed their plan behind him. And that's where we find out that the old white guy had financed the governor's campaign and that she hadn't been in what you want it which is probably like she's been helping the poor she has been doing what we want it right more. Racial undertones Yeah like keeping the wealthy yet wealthy yet but in mid-nineties. La there's definitely some racial undertone. Sure at What he's saying to the husband. And i love the little bit of a misogynistic line that he drops at the end. Re- goes. I thought you were supposed to keep her in line Yeah well. She can't be tamed. She's the governor trying. The husband like how. Why don't you think he could keep her in line right. It's it's not. That's not how it works. The old style of the husband the wife right then there another mother point in time so at this point they will china depp. Out as he's means office knows you just got his ass For the second time this movie. I really to walk by seems to not have a problem with it there so they they go through and i think at this point he is it s. This was when. I don't know if you have the product but in the middle stuff jumbles. I think this is the point. I don't know if it's here are the later. Is the point where he goes and tries to get his kid out of the van. Yes so. I believe so. He goes down. He goes to get his shoeshine again. And this is when he actually conveys the story to charles encounter. There's moment in between her. I don't know if after before this. But i do want to talk about the he runs out to the van sneaks up to the van with the gun in broad daylight with traffic honking horns as though if they were advantage in your arguing on so seek stopped van and opens. The door to door was laying there and the partner pops up and she delivers probably one of the coolest like cold line. Read of the movie when she goes. What do i have behind this discussion could be any considering is a thirty seven. That may go through this thing and you know maybe no mess. Maybe it won't raise she saying that. A forty five were could go through but Metal little break apart in probably miserable but maybe some shrapnel still gets in there or is it a three fifty eight and it goes clear through the seat. Her the dashboard and hits a pedestrian three blocks away before it even knows it in anything. That's pretty bad ass. You know you wanna take the chance of what. I'm packing back here. Dan yeah colds bluff. And if you know movies like the whole trope you'd figure like all right. He like he goes away. And then you just see you're pointing the finger gun. Yes i thought nobody you find out that. She actually does have a magnum yet. She ends up putting. Assignments are on it at the end but yet that just the way she delivers that just the data somebody like. It's one of the things i always say. When when we're thinking about scriptwriting that monologue is definitely one that when that guy wrote it he was like describing the coastline. His this is it. That was definitely her side. You know script or whatever they call it in facade you know for i if i was auditioning for that part that would be the model. Haven't had that actress definitely from casting. Yes knows in its moving. Image of god forbid nosing I think those are probably the most line she has at any given time in the in scene because most of the time is just like little bits and pieces but yeah that little monologue. It was good. It was it was. Well read I like the different variations of the guns waiting. What they would do right in with the bullets. Do in-in graphic detail. So that's good. But yeah i think at any goes back in. I shine i. I thought it was the other way around. I think you're right because he goes back in and he tells charles dutton's character to remember that van. Because if whatever happens you're gonna you're gonna have to remember it. Yeah and they go through the whole thing and yes so my party is when it gets back in the chair. He goes recognize the shoes. Oh man what he would he would join change complaint. He gives you a twenty dollar bill. Yeah right you think you'd be great more money happy with it was. Why is this guy back. And then i love the whole his whole every line net that he says in this movie which is great. because it's the most personality must be anybody says in moving and you get a and so he goes during when he starts telling him about it. Pops up chris for long. Woken up this is the seventh time times. It happened in his moving so he And this is winning polls the death card yes and which is actually well played by depp. Smart thinking on your part at dutton hearing this goes to see where this goes off label for a long His daughters in trouble. Let me just see. Yeah and then. I don't win tap some real doing whatever yes I forget exactly what he says. So i mean yeah charles. Dutton's character yui plays along to a tease death and christopher watkins character just like spills the entire plice. He says it vaguely enough. Where i don't think walk ins character completely believed i was death but you know what i'm not gonna say specifics. It was quite a lot though yet it was. It was a lot but it wasn't like you know killing i. I don't know if he actually says killing. The governor has the next time. You're to see the governor. Yes at this time especially yeah. I don't think actually suppose out why he see the governor right. He does everything but spell it out. So yes so. He gets a net. I think what's convinced his huey. Is they put the order on the walkie talkie. That's right yes. Yes oh that yeah that that makes it known that the daughter is in danger. Yeah and at this point begins the greatest hijinks of the moving. Because this point they go I think he goes and gets a drink again. Because huey tells him dragged the gorilla man which is what it was calling chris walker walking character over to the bar and i will contact you yet so he goes over to the bar. You're jacking coke and you know chris. Walk in staring at him far away. Keep an eye on those two Yuppies have the conversation again may be slightly racist may or may not the probably As by them. Jack and coke and don't comes to him the coaster has known on it apparently hue. We put this all together literally five minutes. And she secures your jack and coke. And he's a taps. The table going got damaged rian humour on says minimum bathroom. Which is the part that. I laughed out loud this next moment that i thought you were mentioning. But this is funny. Yes so he goes to the bathroom and away gets distracted to sort of get a little bit of a head start as he doesn't pay any says that guy down there rooster or contributor whatever he calls because he's got it for me As he walks away so walkout has to stop and pay and pay and get some return so so he enters into the into the bathroom and walks in man jewish their adrenaline. Just this guy standing there. Well changes his clothes at go stand next to each other and we draw a line that made me laugh out loud and he just goes and get to it. It's like three stooges prank changing into the butlers. Close everything in this movie. Sorta a little bit of a tie back to something and this tie back is knowing the shoes. That's right you know. That's why it makes them change in to change his shoes right. So that when. I it goes into the back with huey as chris. Welcome walks in and the out guy is sitting on the toilet right with his pants around his ankles. You know with the shoes on there so he looks down and sees that in an goes out and you know watches from afar. I don't know why he doesn't just sit in the bathroom inch. Wait for from outside. I i guess it's because the janitors they're by the guys mop would be creepy yet. I guess i don't know. Yeah so and then we find out after he leaves christopher walken. it's janitors on got their knocks on the door. he's gone. I just realized so you have. There's two different fractions factions here where there a bunch of people like the show. The whole security detail is in on killing the governor and then the whole hotel staff is like in it to save governor the governor. So it's like a civil war captain america's civil war thing going. Who signed by you won. By said huey is a captain america. Christopher walken his iron man. it's going to the back. And one of my favorite short performances of this movie is the is the main cause she goes there spine. Okay get her up to you. know she knows. Governor takes a nap before our big speeches rent. How she knows this. I don't know but she knows that at at the made this one of the good. Things telegraphed a little bit but goes. I'm not getting room. what are you talking about. I'm not on any of this quality of Walks away. The key falls out which doesn't make sense. Why would she not getting on it right. What does she look. I don't know they was supposed to be one of those like you know. I'm not in on this right. sort of what. The dishes racks the guard. Yeah and johnny. Depp walks out with a pillow in the card. I don't know why has i don't know why the as we can find out detention. We find out why he has the pillow in fiction. If this was a real situation. I don't know why he would have grabbed that pillow as that guy right. Was he gonna hide his face or something he walk. Walk by. Dillard's not conspicuous at all so sneaks by just at the last moment to huey size like everybody in the audience golfing. There's only goes inside and the governor is asleep because apparently she lays at the foot of the bed with a rag over is when. That's actually naps more power tour. I don't know those. I i got to admit i would say i've probably i've done the whole not like at the foot of the bed. But i've had it with the vic i covering on. Yeah i'm just saying the way she's laid out is like with every movie it's they're just the set up the moment that you could easily have been laying on the other end of the bed during the same thing but by laying the foot of the bed. It allows that moment were johnny. Depp walks up with a gun in the pillow. amex does. He's just going to do it right. But you know he's to measure reports still walks up scares her by cocking. The gun right and You know free. Sam tells her the whole thing and she's like i don't believe us will if you don't believe me. Try to cancel your speech going to make you do the speech. No matter what right you know. Then she screams as he runs out and somehow the luckiest sneak role ever. He runs out the door. That has nobody behind it. The guy was guarding near that durant. The other way the room so that he could get to the elevator his perfect stairs and And this is the first time where i guess we see. The governor is giving him the benefit of the doubt. Because you're one bodyguard goes. What happened is had bad dream which makes no sense right. But if you really don't believe him like you say you did you. Were just like there was a guy with a gun here. You go get him please i. My life is in danger. But she supposedly maybe. She had some suspicions right and this is how. They're showing that so she does that moment. Quick question yeah. 'cause we in the scene you've said oh shit is he gonna kill governor if you were johnny depp's character in real life. Irl would you've done it. Would you have killed her. No i don't know. I made her. I'd like to think that i would kill someone but your kids on the lot. Yes so mine. One thing is the reason why i would chicken out. Obviously i'm not murder and probably wouldn't be able to kill anyone anyway But the fact that. I know that gun is not silenced. Enact pillow is not going to silence it. Yeah i know there's a guard twenty five feet outside. I don't know about the other. One is right at the door. That would kill me instantly. But i do know. It's one twenty five feet away with your this gun. Go off or why not. Just smother her with the pillow yeah right. She's napping she's she's in a position. I wonder if it's a clause in the contract that she has gets unglued. The entire gun into the governor says. Can you imagine that it just like will. He killed her. But you didn't shooter so either way the daughter was gonna die and so is john and yet they're both gonna die so obviously because we're this is a fantasy world that was taking place in You can look for outs any way. But i mean there's no way everyone is in on it like all the cops and all that but i probably would have just taken the easy way out and killed the governor and then i would have died for my troubles. But that's okay because there's no off bar in real life exactly it's not it's not double o seven goldeneye. You won't be able to regain how by just standing in a corner. It'd just waiting so she So that all those on he sneaks back down they get into the bathroom at one of my favorite tension moments in this movie switch and johnny depp. Chris walking they discovered are conflicts critics. Who the hell's he doing. We'll get him out of there. I taking a shit no matter their. He's been there for twenty minutes. Yeah so he goes in their bans on the door. And china have character walks out the whole time there other conversation. The bathroom door where the worker is is slowly open. But he's opening it. He's allowing its open. Knows trying to stop it. I want to make it notable that there so doesn't want to like stop it. You know it so he puts so what he does what happened seems he puts his hand up as far as his hand can reach. The door. comes righteous fits his fan okay. He doesn't push it so that and that's why they're showing the one security guard who looking at it. Yeah so for some reason. I thought he was opening it slightly now like to see them. None he's trying to stop them. How okay that makes more sense view got yet but what document was at first. I thought he was going to try him. Close close the door But then when they kept cutting back. I just had his arms stretched out and he was just like hoping that they would leave or be the door. Just hit in wouldn't be noticeable They will make new sound. We ever okay. Also unless unless. We're going to go to the canonical that all public bathroom doors. Don't lock widened. Did not lock that door. Man johnny depp in the same toilet stall in that works. But i i. I guess that doesn't that's probably what had to happen but i didn't realize that saying it now i'm thinking maybe they were in the same year that would make sense right but then how many way. There's a lot of potholes here. But it was such great tend to make cutting back through the door slowly opening cutting back into conversation door conversation door. That was. That was pretty good. Build up on that. Then they get out of there and one last chance governor speech going gonna go there it comes back to the governor and her husband comes in and she's like honey gotta headache you know and i'm not gonna do the speech. I'll cancel this. One will do the one sacramento fine and he stops her from cancelling yup and this is when she realizes that everyone's on it so i she realized i think it fully there yet. It's like ninety percent there. Yeah and you still can't believe it because it's her husband right. And then she asked to send the the The secretary and the assistant And in the husband says oh. I sent her on on an errand and nats when fully clicks. Yeah you send my assistant on an errand. Yeah yeah she'll get gone the ninety nine at that point. I've looked at one percent over at the end. Yes yeah right when the gerald good point. Yeah so so they go through. She's gonna do the speech and all that route The back to johnny democrats were walking walking into the speech and there again metal detectors by the inside guy This is johnny depp realizes that that guy was in inside housing. They really needed to have that now. I guess it makes sense. Yeah so they get inside the one of the dumbest revelations occurs using the dome camera man that was at the bar is what he said in earnings gaddam. Walkie-talkies aren't working. I thought that was going to be a thing where that's how it gets around is because they can't communicate never really comes into play. The only way comes into play is the girl in the van. Doesn't know what happened right. see now. That's what i thought. Was like johnny depp realizes no matter what i do. They're gonna kill. Because johnny because christopher walken can't communicate yes it was partner yet. They didn't put that through very well. Right that's what they were thinking right. Because if that's what he's thinking at that point. I run out of the press conference and try to get to the bad. Yeah his really. What is he going to do. He can't get in touch with his partner so wife Husband does shitty speech wife comes in. You know they get to the point and tech does may be the smartest dumb thing ever and apparently sharpshooter so he pulls out the gun pointed the governor everyone on the turns around and shoots christopher watkins window from across the room. It's a great shot. Great shopping for someone who's never shot a gun before that we know of that. We know we don't ottawa. That's true double homicide yet so shoots that it sets off shoots the chandelier. I guess distract people from high. Count out your. We found that earlier. that the asian couple. That was video camera. Everything was also in on early. Yeah so weird. 'cause they're following johnny depp around. I guess they're in on it. Yes this is. This is the final kick in the balls. Sorta these guys are in on and it's like pretty much everyone in l. as in on it yet. Essentially except for the governor johnny ewing and you got everyone except for the shoeshine guy. That's the only loophole bathing guests. Yeah they didn't tie up that That who knew he wanted to get shoeshine. There was the meeting car we got everyone. What about the shoeshine guy. He's partially deaf. We don't need them. Meaning of being the thing right so that the christopher walk in or i think it's it's a christopher walken or is it cured and somebody shoots towards her. I think it's the head of security who shoots shoots her but the bodyguard jumps in front of her. Yes and tackles are and that's when you call into the radio someone's killed governor yonkers. They think they shot her At this point and governors down with the bodyguard top of her and johnny. Depp is escaping and somehow Robak a little bit for some reason they showed. I faked johnny depp. Guy again. walking plates out. Did you notice that like doing rolling thing. He walked by cameron for no reason. doesn't come back into play. I didn't notice that he wants by with the with the you know the catering thing at weddings where he has all the points on may roll it out so he does that at all by camera. Yeah and it serves no purpose. I thought oh you're going to like walk that you and i thought that's right but it never went back so i only i only rewind that because when he runs away the first thing l. All those trays get shot at as the head of security strong. Shoot johnny while. This guy's not caring about though talk staff at all. So johnny depp goes goes running and he gets out and chris walk in tackles i both and then they are finding they fight. They fight on the stairwell around on desktop Nacer have their little fight. They walkie-talkie goes in the water yet and they are finding cuts back into super that one percent from the governor puts in is when the husband comes down and is checking on her and then she lifts her head often yet. We'll live yet. 'cause he like he gives it away like oh you should just played by the rules and yeah you wouldn't this. This wouldn't have happened issues. A guy oh my god right really were on and then what was the stop him from killing her there. I guess human added on. that's true. that's what i would like. Oh the personal bodyguard was also not in on it. Yes he has. He survives yet which is a surprise. The only thing. I didn't get was did she tell him. And that's why he wore the bulletproof vest or does he go. We all yours. Bulletproof approve it. They make a line to talk about it. Yeah 'cause he goes. She goes how you doing and he goes. Why would fall prevents came with sleeves yet out because he got shot in the shoulder. Bad is bright. And and i guess that's the that and then it cuts back like you know it's one of those guys that seems over governor. Thought she's fine. Line harding's gone. We're going to be raised be arrested. Yeah now back to john gunshot and they start fighting and As as her before they cut to them as a front seat huey notices the van pulled about side if he goes out and gives. One wide laughed so hard. I believe you want wind. Shear wife does the whole squeegee like the homeless squeeze. I already started washing your windows. You're gonna. You're gonna love it after i'm done and again just like every character has pinpoint precision on when they need to pop up because the The partner is getting ready to shoot the daughter and just as she's about to do it. You we pop zone sick man were. You dislike waiting this entire time until she was about to shoot the kid. You could have been doing this for quite a while. And then the whole argument are the arguments great. We'll give me a dollar a dying giving you shit. It's like yeah. This is how that argument would really go. That's exactly how stupid is situated from before being the person in the car radio that by someone doing. Yeah and then. Dan what comes into play The wouldn't like comes into place. But so now what happens. Is you watching the window right. And christopher walken shows up by the lake thing happens before walking shares up. Oh oh that's right. Because she gets out and then him right and then gets out but shoots him in the leg in the leg would like the splinter off man and she goes at the kill woman. He's a he's a veteran. So you know he's will deliver of beat your ass or something And and get shot and then they start wrestling and she's about to get the shoot on what he hit him with the wooden leg she was a winton wing tip for the woodlands. Right says there's nothing like a good wingtip that's a pretty good one liner for For one legged man yes so yet so he knocks her out that one point. I think i think that occurred. The oldest. Got jumbled because that was the only really interesting part rate was the whole the would like fight. But i think at this point this when christopher walken shows out comes out to kill daughter somehow doesn't we action role over the sea and the gunshot misses. He goes shooter and she's a little kid. I little kid decision in the movie. She goes to sit hide under the senior. The seat yet. And that's not going to stay here. So he goes through about shooter and then. I think it's the moment that you actually laugh. This scene was allow. You can explain it because they it caught your attention more. I loved it so yeah. Christopher walken is getting ready to shoot the daughter and they do the whole thing where you don't know who shoots first but it's johnny. Depp shows up shoots. Christopher walken and walking doesn't sell it at all. It basically looks like someone just a. He's like breathed on him. He gets shot and just goes up. No that's that's not how reacting to get shot Act a little bit so yeah he shoots him twice doesn't react at all doesn't sell it and he basically he gives a a line where it's like. He's proud of him for finally shooting the gun. S kind of weird. Very good mr watson very good. Oh this to the end of the podcast before heard walking down there go. It was bad it was okay. I practiced it a little bit yesterday. As i was doing laundry. Hey what are you doing mr watson. Shoot the governor So yeah that's that's pretty much how it ends. The wingtip thing happens after that because she wakes on it. That's all the point. Begun smack in any smacks her in the head so i guess she lives. Frankly acting arrested and daughter. Ron's and johnny. Depp gives the least convincing hug. Like how many the daughter at the end of this movie. We cut to a news report where we find the slightly racist news reporter that we had met earlier. Bar explains everything that happens. Pretty quickly pretty quickly. Fairly founded sound thirty minutes. So what happened. That may go all the way. Up to the governor's husband. How do already right in normal life. It's developing story. Yeah so someone tried to kill the governor stories developing more after this. Yeah and then then we see the old white man is watching the report he gives up. He leaves anna's the end of the movies. He drives away The man yet the the man leaves and it was just a. When i saw this i was like are they. Were trying to make a political commentary that even though you stopped stopped plot to kill the governor. The real illness still out there right. Which is the rich white guy campaign contributor right the the the billionaire white to right. It's still out there and full jerry right and yeah he'll just get someone else to do a form essentially of time to time to. Yes which will never happen because this movie made eight million to see if there is a nick of time to their camping. I i did see There is a nick of time from two thousand eleven along limited double check. Nick of time Now in the nick of time that's it that's the only time thankfully thankfully didn't make enough money for derby street to video nicotine to starring billy baldwin daily poland. This movie was very silly but it was fun. Christopher walken and johnny depp are just. There's not a lot of chemistry there but they're good actors. I was gonna say the only way to make the movie better because outside of a guy would said outside throwing entire script out ryan and rewriting the premise of the movie. If we gotta take what end make it better is just fine to actors. That have been chemistry. Yeah in terms of deck and walking right. And i like the idea of not being the governor but being a witness to something that yeah like the the. Maybe the governor's husband or maybe all right. So the governor is the governor had an affair and there's a witness and they need depth to kill the witness. Were killed the girl. Yeah yeah that's fine. I think that's a little bit more intrigue other than just like oh. The governor isn't playing by the rules. Okay so that to me. That was kinda boring yet I would have changed the reveal of who is killing. I would have done it like you said backwards where he opens the envelope. He sees just a woman. If we're doing the other change it would have been something like. He sees the photo of the woman enemies in front of a tv. Only news at four would have been like so-and-so as accused the governor governor eastern is at the The who blah blah blah hotel today Giving out a speech for her new campaign ship is for the affair thing. It's sort of you know. This woman is introduced because she the affair was found out not found. That would like sort of like a For all young kids out there. I don't know how much you'll get this reference or maybe even some you say i might not even get this very much jennifer flowers. Bill clinton situation or blurry. I do remember the yes. Yes or even paul whatever. Her last name was the girl for a while yet. Paula jones and jennifer flowers. Give you know sort like one of them. Got on the news saying they had an affair with the governor right and not to he has to kill. Saddam reveal but yet. So that's really it really change the actors get a little bit of chemistry. I think he makes us. Passable movie in terms of quality. And if you change approved killer was maybe you make it a better moving yet at the killer the the victim meghan a better movie by about it for what will change. Yeah i think. I think that's it. This movie probably deserved what it made. It was a stinker for both depp in but obviously they recovered perfect movie for sharing. Yep yep it was a good pick. I'm very happy All right mark Up so i'll i'll plug my stick at the acquire one twenty two twitter at stranger jamie's Twitter instagram so. We started our second campaign. Come follow along. 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Episode 561 - Johnny Depp Wants Your Corpse

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Episode 561 - Johnny Depp Wants Your Corpse

"It. Side? Gentlemen who come to the rocks? By GO SPENT DOT COM. J. He last D- Wow, look at us. Look at us us doing really doing different stewed same old to. How do you feel about that? Because I've thought I've been thinking about it. Yeah I can tell in the whole car been sitting on that for a while. Yeah, maybe shopping natural. No, not at all. Good definitely seem scripted okay fine. We don't need to hear that ever again. Jacobs stewed same old to know we're in Austin Texas. Kid We here we're here. We're here would drive welcome to us. My God man, what a ride would would drive that was. F-! Where do I begin on Twenty Hour Dr Jacobs and I'm sure you can complain quite a bit. No I'm actually the opposite. I'm going to tell you what I had on the drive. It really. Lightened up my spirits if you will okay really but some weady Daddy. Shipper I finally finally after hearing about this Goddamn Sandwich for the last two years went to Popeye's. At the Spicy Chicken Sandwich Wow. I can't leave him. I'm going to say this. I'm sure in the message boards right now. People are going to torture me for it. You think I think so but. I'M GONNA say. It's better than Chick-fil-a. It's better in chick, flay. Spicy chicken is better than chick-fil-a buddy. It is why I'm sorry. I'm sorry it is. Why? What are you talking about? Why I wanted to I? WanNa I WANNA breakdowns crispy. It is. There is a sauce that comes with it. There's pickles. I don't have the youtube. Youtube in there. We got a new guy today we. Have a new. A new fun time. It wasn't set on private. Is that live to the public people? Hey, this is grant. You guys aren't seeing the Youtube. It is pushing the pop up beautiful I just got it to Papa. What grant? Sometimes it's us. Do you know what I mean? Nine Times out of ten? Our Bullshit can't be actually. There's only five five people in here right now. Yeah, but they didn't know. Do they not know your? They knew all right. Okay says yeah, it's public. Now so it's. It's coming live now. Okay so should I try my joke again, not public before. It should have been should have been. I don't know Everybody's starting to show up now. Yeah, and definitely much dot. Not tell the joke again. Yeah, guys see, ask you. Let me know if you WANNA. Hear my little My new my new STU Joe carry-on. No No They'll let. Versus. Versus Chick-fil-a Popeye's is the winner. The the sandwich itself crispy. Spicier than Chick Fil, more bread or less sauce was amazing like more breading or less. Do you know what I mean like the same not? Reading More Brad crispier. That's what it is Chris Byrd. It's probably more fattening. The sauce on that God damn thing was delightful. And I'M GONNA. I'M GONNA be honest with you. It was a real shuttle. Life was yeah on a long drive like that mid drive to get one of those pop-ups. He's I finally swung by one where there wasn't a line of nine thousand people deep in there. Because that's been my issue the whole time, so for anybody out there. Who's been championing the Popeye Sandwich I? Get it and I want you to know your voices have been heard however every time I pulled up to one of these fucking things. There was nine thousand cars they're. Like I was pulling into the Rose Bowl God I'm so I just I just kept driving by. Because shook fillets to two GAR system side-by-side. lockton share got it locked in. There's two things chick-fil-a. Does the hey gay people? And they get a great drive through. They really are an efficient. Business you know one little strike against him, but my gosh if they could. Have every business every transaction literally from having a baby to getting sandwich run by CHICK-FIL-A. Think! That'd be good to go the. My whole life would just run so much smooth. Sure this the service. Popeye's is real, Shit. So there you go. Factor that in. Taste of the sandwich. No and I tried to I I went in. Already hating Popeye's because there was five people in. Five people in the back. Here's the deal. Everybody's wearing masks every single goddamn place we go. Everywhere now it's become mandatory except for me, obviously because I'm above the law and I walk in. You know I'm not wearing a mask and I see on the only one in Popeye's. Only one in their dead sears. And I see five employees in the back through the door through the break room door. They're all chatting with each other. Within two feet of each other with their masks pulled down all the way to their chin, but then they're going to give you shit right so the woman came out. It was just like hey, man, we need. You gotta put mask on. You know like I go. Oh, well you and your buddies back. There weren't wearing masks I. I mean so I. Guess, What's The difference now? At this point now you're GonNa make my sandwich after you guys have been hanging out all day and we're kind of same point like if I'm getting it I'm getting it from you guys, and then that's shut the fuck up real quick. And they must sandwich got on with my day. Share a dream. Come true, not that I mean know you're just a dream. Don't be a hypocrite with the fucking mass like if you want other people to wear them, then you wear, them may don't make me wear when I'm walking in and you're chatting back there like it's. fucking Tyler Perry's kitchen. You know what I'm saying where it's just like dude. Everybody's gathered around each other two feet from each other talking like. Bro I don't come out and tell me to wear a mask I, ask. The goddamn sandwich with a side of Covid, you WANNA. Put that covert in Dipping Cup for me. Boom boom right couple tips a covert and they're like I don't give a shit and give a shit what you're doing in the back. I don't ask about that then. You forced me to ask you about that. What were you? What were you chatting about? Back there, you know. I wasn't. GonNa say the percents, and that's sort of the the lay of the rule of the land right? You don't say anything. I'm not gonNA say anything and we can be fucking cool. Here's what I will say to strive. Sherve five states right stopping all five for gas, and when you get out, so pump your gas. The people who aren't wearing masks. That if you're an unmasking. You're given like each other nods like in winks of like. Hey, what's up man like? We're cool. Hey, a fight broke out here at this gas station. Just because you're not wearing a mask, congratulations on your son and you. Guys ask yeah, just because you're not wearing a mask and I know you're on the level I, know you're my level and we're all cool with it writes whereas the others who are all mass up because like I think people wearing them in course with the windows up. Drive and like I've seen memes before were where it said if you are wearing a mask alone by yourself in your car, don't ever come out of your house no Jeremy and even when this is over, just don't ever come out. Alone in your car. Windows your mask. I saw endless people on on this drive. I get to Texas was starting to grocery stores. We have an AIRBNB out here. Closed on the house this afternoon after the show today, so we're super ants drinking bros. fake news. We'll be live. Right after this, about two PM today for everybody, watching on the use tubes and One of the grocery store got some stuff for the AIRBNB. Hottest Shit. Texas right on degrees here. Yeah, I. Understood Got It in. Real warm I've got that mask on, and they've got. The doors were open because there were so many people going in and out of the grocery store. It's hot in the grocery store. Sweaty Here's what I have seen and I want to ask you if you've seen the same thing. When it's hot now people wearing mask. People are giving a fuck less about the rest of their appearance altogether where I saw women without bras tank. Just weird shorts that they would never wear clothing that they would never wear. And I was like man I'm trying to figure it out. I was like Texas, or is something else something else and what it is. The mask itself covers your face therefore. The rest of your appearance can go out the window because nobody knows who the fuck you are. It's not like. You're picking up people with a mask on inside grocery store, so the rest of your life behind the mask has gone out the fucking window. Now we are just like Oh, well I get a mask on no big deal. No one knows who I am. I can dress like shit I don't have to wear boxers with gray sweatpants. Let that Dick. Swang gives you a little Dick Brandt. From side to side. Let that mushroom tip. Can Kiss the front of those gray sweatpants because who cares right. Nice start thinking about things that you WANNA do. That you haven't been able to do out in public in your leg. Shit! What can get away with you? Know what I lend my Dick and ball. Swang dude no boxers. No underpants if that's what you're still doing. In daily life because no one cares you can wear socks with sandals all day long. You can do whatever you want because nobody recognizes you. Sir, but I did tell you. There was one lady. Who now that you're only seeing each other's is and you're kind of based on. That is an eyebrows at this point in the rest of your physique of what you appear to look like through close. I gotTa wink. Did you get away with a mask on when it was just like? Hey, and this what it's like in the quarantine? Like? Where were you felt like me at Home Depot? I felt alive again. I was like Oh shit. My trip to Home Depot still got it. Then, I walked away and I was like well. I had a mask on like you really can't tell anything except from my eyes. Though no. I think that she just may be felt more your immune behind the mask. Do Kinda get a weird little confidence because your master up. It's almost like being behind. You know love is blind sort of thing. Dating I think. is going to be the next thing right because once you go, take that down. Completely changes your entire appearance. Good bad right? so I think that may have been it, you know. She got some confidence because you still got it, you know. Get A. Different for me because I just get a lot of helping hands. You know with the mask on no, just in general right, get a lot of people that are so helpful. Right, Gosh. Data shaves sure. And get it with the mask. Here's the here's the thing. It's opposite now with the mask. It's like they can't really they don't get my essence right because I'm more of A. animated I think you fall in love with my facial features sure A. Right. Here, I mean mine was asked for but. After. The NISI mannerisms. That's what it is. That was probably ninth on my list when I saw that'll turn someone up. Lots of Faces don't WanNa. See that at all. That's kind of where I. Get most of my like connection is with like a weird face or a sure sure, so it's the opposite for me I'm getting nothing. No no, winks? So I'm happy for you, though yeah, I might. Go Felt Nice. I'm going to be honest with you. That felt nice. I might just need to go into a a lowe's or a home depot and get my confidence back up. Real quick I've got. Kinda is though. A lot of people have said that's never heard that once. You think anyone on the boards would agree they would. Everybody knows that I've got really kind is, and they can see the eyes of the windows to the Soul Jesse, and they understand what my soul is like. You know a little lovable nightmare to eight. masturbating that's how beautiful it is inside sure. You know who who? Doesn't have beautiful soul japes. Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp, Yanni. We're GONNA, get in to. Now the greatest story of all time right and this story has sort of been a periphery story for a while. Right where it's SORTA like all right I. IT started with amber heard, and everyone was like Oh for a second, but even then people weren't completely on her side, which was strange to me right where it would be like such an uproar if everyone if everyone believed this right off the bat. That's where it started. He beats me then pretty quickly. After that Moore stuff came out about them, just being a fucking nightmare kind of crazy that both. We even said this. I think if you would play the tape on that episode where we were just like you know those relationships, just you're drawn to each other in a weird way, but very toxic. It always ends in like this weird ass. Drunken fight like cuts. There's going to be cut. Be Cuts bruises whether you wanted them or not, and then fighting bathing each other. Trying to make each other jealous for that fight and that passion rights. And it's it's toxic, right? Remember Amy Wine Houses Ballerina slippers. That were dirtiest shit and covered in blood, and he was his face Blake Shirley like he was shattered and blood. Leading they were walking down the street hand in hand out to this argument that took place where they had clearly destroyed the whole Goddamn House. Those are your? That's your example, obviously, if Nancy and then you have to these two fuckers, share and You don't know the story with Johnny Depp. He's suing. Amber heard his ex wife and I'm GONNA, use that in air quotes because that was about a year long relationship after he was married for fuck twenty something years to a seemingly Norfolk for him. Singer model from yes, or does things all the things because I've said also about him you've you know in the past we would talk about his love for wine and his mansion and my God. Would you and I'm like I would not be able to handle Johnny Depp. A conversation with him for longer than four minutes like a high handshake. If it went any further weirder deeper anything, I would not be able to handle it. He seems like a sincere weirdos Cincinnati I would not be able to not make fun of all of it, and so we would clash in that way. I got a I got them abandoned insider Emirates I'm all depth. Varies so fucking crazy. That is hard to wrap my mind around, so he's suing her for defamation Now the problem with this is having been in numerous lawsuits over the years. I know how this works and there's a discovery process. We have to turn over things that are. Relevant to your case. In this one when you're suing for defamation. You get access to all of the text messages. Flow think about that one for a second folks FDA. Every text message whether deleted or not, they're getting from your phone provider. I'm sure we maybe have a sponsor for that later but so. If you think about that for a second I don't know why Johnny Depp. I guess maybe didn't think about this, but go ahead so some of the text messages they used in court yesterday. We're. And Paul Bitney. Hilarious lers. And they they call him his drug buddy, which I didn't know Paul Bet, he was. He was hitting the US. He was reading that White Horse for years. He's he's able to party and function handles. No one's ever had a problem with with Paul Brittany. and to be honest, Johnny Depp behind the scenes. Nobody really knew until all. This shit came out like everybody was like Oh this is just one is fine. I figured I. figured like it's not one bit of a surprise. I remember when Angelina Jolie and. Brad Pitt. They'd have that emergency landing because you got fucked up on the plane allegedly and they'd arrest him. When he got off his flight. This private jets that was a surprise totally. Paul better know why, but it was surprised share. It's like yeah. He's married to Jennifer Connelly. They got kids. He's British. He's always smart. He's a great actor. It looking at Johnny Depp's great actors well. I did not think they would friends. Still is. The whitey bolger movie. He was great. He was great. I guess that was recent enough, but I always thought that after. Pirates and the Keith, Richards type of that he really or even after Hunter S. Thompson. He really lost a little bit of that, but you're right. Maybe Bolger was was good. He was back to his. Yes, Bullshit Bullshit! Bullshit. So here's the text message exchange be between Johnny Depp and Paul Petty Lori. Let's burn amber from Johnny Depp Paul Bitney Response, I don't think we should burner. She's delightful company. She's delightful company and easy on the eye. Also I'm not sure she's a witch. We could do a drowning first thoughts I have a pool. Johnny Depp Response Yeah. Let's drown her before we burn her. I will then fuck her burnt corpse afterwards to make sure she's dead. You're having a hard time with this. When Jesse over there. Paul Poetic Response was my thoughts entirely, but let's be thoughts entirely certain. Benny yeah. Look. We'll have conversations with friends. One of these guys is a real, fucking crazy motherfucker. But probably both okay, but these are normal conversations that most dudes have an anger about shit where you're just like all right cool. Not Funds be cleared though. We're not talking about doing that. Girls and shit like fucking. Burning them people that you know you're not having this conversation where we're saying in about dudes. Mostly customer, service or less fucking people fuck. Fuck the customer service that I just WanNa. Be Clear with that right like this isn't. Short shorts I know that dude's can get gross. They can get hardcore all of this, but this to me. Is a very weird. Change even if you don't think anyone's going to see at right, it's just between two guys. a very I mean even the fact that these texts are as long as they are to me for texting with you know guys are friends like neighborhood that I know. Never gotten more than two words back. You know what I'm saying so I. Know You maybe tax with your buddies differently, but no. This is a very people so you. Call Me I. Don't really give a shit. So. You know always call guys always going. If you're going to be talking about stuff like this, just don't have it in writing. Yes, so I want to go over the highlights from day two of this trial, and if you haven't seen the pictures by the way, they're all dressed up like they're going to premiere of area. Can for six. Just like Whoa sure so we're talking about the allegations so far. Is that what you're going through allegations so far from day to? Johnny Depp allegedly slapped amber heard three times when she mocked his Wino- forever. Tattoo. Now for those of you don't know what that is. He was dating Winona. Ryder back in the day they were in love. At the time early nineties, height of both of their fame like. It was a magical time for Hollywood. Everybody was doing coke and everything and I and I assume it was amazing was before my time, but he got a winona forever tat Tattoo. They broke up and he needed to cover that up, so he just got one. Oh, forever now here case in point that him and I can never have a conversation. He slapped. If you make a joke, so I'm I'm slapped fucking second one right like what the fuck is wrong with you so for for this first thing to come up in this way where she was like why no forever to two to three times, let's be clear gave her last. Week I'm. Funny though yeah, so she was being sarcastic. Sincere and it's not ever going to work. Carry on. Next up. It was claimed that he snorted lines and lines of cocaine. When? He was meant to be filming. A Keith Richards documentary. Now this one I'm GonNa go team depth on I one team heard second one team depth. If you're filming a Keith Richards documentary, it is necessary to do endless lines of cocaine half to to make that. I'm sure Keith Richards was doing endless lines with him. Is the subject of your documentary? You were the producer of it that goes hand in hand. I don't blame Johnny Depp for this one. That's among team. DEB next up, he told. The courts amber herd would chop cocaine and rubber gums. That's what I would do to get with. A bunch of coke and I'd like. It's like taking a shot with people that are driven snow dummies like get on level because it's GonNa be stupid. Gummy put a little on the teeth, and you're like I'm good. We're all good. I'm not a SNITCH. To. I'm not a NARC we're fine. In love with this. Team hurt next up DEP- in heard messaged about a book called Disco Bloodbath and joked it was like the violent nights together. It was said I. Don't know this book to You I don't but. You know basically what they're saying in. This part of the allegations is that they had A. Kind of rough sex life, right? They like did stuff to each other. That was consensual and then afterwards. She's trying to act like she got beaten up. From this part, they're trying to show on depth side. They're trying to show like we joked about this. We like talked about what we were going to do. Together like you know, it wasn't like. Hey, member when I beat you. It was like we had a violent sex night kind of thing. Team. Seen toxic religious art like that like. Hey, there's no, but you never. You know you have to be careful because if she is a little backstabbing. Whatever like you do stuff like that? It's consensual and then she takes a picture in the mirror of the bruise. Yeah, no one's GONNA believe. Believe! you know. She probably wanted to be choked and whatever slapped around thing something now I I understand that next up. He allegedly hit. Amber heard several times days before the exchange following a row about painting. By her ex partner. Taza Yeah. The girl, right rights and so. Two to refresh the audience. In case you don't know this. She was married to a woman before Johnny Depp and it was a female publicist and artist seems yeah, and and I remember they had a wedding out in Malibu, and somebody walked out into the PGA. killed. Trouble follows this girl wherever she goes. Every single place. She's one of those. Yes. And because she's so beautiful and put together. She probably gets away with stuff. Like with a makeup is my only challenge to people I. Don't know I see it in the mirror like she looks. She's A. She's a good friend of mine's relationship. I'd love to tell that story wonder day. You don't get to ruin relationships without being hot, so she's hot and so looks great. And is like I, said put together, she flew. Beauty falls from chicks, and that's the whole thing so. Here for it next up. Next up, he's accused of becoming obsessed with the idea. Amber heard was still in the relationship with her. And tried to set her artwork on fire. Big Fan of that move. Yeah, because that is a drunken crazy person. Movers like Oh yeah I still love her on the dam of painting on fire. Soon planning. Thank you. That's a really good depp. I've never heard. John It's brand new. It's yes like Oh, you still love. Bet You bet she's doing a scissor right and you want to consider also the Goddamn poaching on fire. Sure and then I can totally see this one. This one is totally true to me right. I'm kidding to be a little bit team heard on their snot that she's not crazy. But burning the key May. It's at what we're deciding here. Folks is who is more crazy, but they're both insane. If you had who's a little bit, we're hole where friends artwork hanging in our house. Yeah fucking burn it dude like, but wouldn't you burn it upon arrival? Like? Why are we not being? Here's my guess. That's what I mean requested. Here's my guess I'm GONNA I'M GONNA go around the back door and see if there's anybody peaking in here on this one. Here's what I think. When they moved in together, she moved in our shits. He was Kinda like who is this? Time, but later on right. Yeah, you hang it and it's just like Oh. Probably three or four months into the relationship. It's like Oh, who did this by the way I really liked this thing or I hate this thing it's like. My then say that voice again own flat all. My. The? House you. Work Exactly Or she it is or above burned to the ground more burning. More probable is they were like in a fight and he go, and she was like and guess who did this guy. But both Sich is by the way that's probably four months deep into living in somebody's house. About the CAN I read the next one EGGHEAD, he's A. DEP- also allegedly held herds dog out the car window and made jokes about putting the Yorkshire terrier in the microwave. Now see that's heaven one hundred percent. He did all. Yes, no questions. No question yeah. I've joked about putting you in the microwave so like. Yeah Yeah Yeah. It's probably just a fun thing. This is more like everything that comes out is more just. On the team of weird toxic relationship like you're doing that just to piss her off, then she gets pissed. Then you get to fight, then you get to slap then you get to have sex like you just do these things that's my ex's art were common. And then we. Are, and then we feel better, and then it's just like. next up the actor. Yanni Johnny is accused of trashing and trailer in a jealous drug fueled rage when he heard amber heard, Powell sexually touched her. Here's the thing. How'd you hear it from him from her? She called. We always talk about this to fucking call and say. Yeah, she's like Oh. Brian she half do. No, no. Did she want that fucking? Fire Shit Board that Sharaf. We talk about. Thing sure like if you came home and said Hey, somebody touched my ass today. Who I will beat that motherfuckers ass. Why just don't tell you? Happened, you know. Joking off. Camera. Married I'm old like nobody's fucking touching acid. Do that that's a young man's game. Like knowing that someone's with someone and touching the ask just to like doing I, mean start some shit. I'm not in that. World's unfortunately want to be in that world. Bro fucking Fuck in-depth in me right now like I. Feel like you're going to set the curtains. Would Listen calm down dude. Next up. New pictures shown to the courts reveal depths chaotic lifestyle now. I don't think we have the capability to bring these up right now again. We're in the sheriff. We're in process of a move. But some of these pictures of him laying on the bed. Bleeding Holding himself. kind of posing like he's dead and his own coffin. On these by the way all these pictures are completely what I thought, right? This is Johnny Depp I i. don't see a problem with any of. This wasn't like you had as. Dick held against a cheese grater. You know we're like a fucking gun. Point and underneath his Chan or anything like that like these are all like standard Johnny Depp pictures where I'm like. Yeah, of course, a fucking Weirdo does this shit? So. That's not shocking to me at all. The finger and him laying down on the stretcher because his fingers cut. Every things you try to chop off his finger. Some like wine glass bullshit. Thing. She said either way. Pictures that I'm seeing are one hundred percent when I think goes on at the depth house -solutely and so I don't. You know it's a classic case of. Where just we do things to fuck in each other off. Yes, we're fucking bored rich and we're bored and we're not working right now and were unhappy and we're taking you know so. I think that's probably what the court is. GonNa ultimately find. They're all just going to be out. A bunch of money and nothing's really going to happen from it, and then the you know. Court of Public, opinion I. Think we all kind of know. Crazy, so it's sort of like there's nothing you can tell me and it's GonNa make me believe that she was just a a beautiful innocent beaten woman. I'm sorry, Ray, and then the last two on here heard Brandon depth, a jekyll and hyde monster an email. Totally see that happening. No biggs that's Johnny Avenue. You're getting in. And You know one day I'll show up with a rose and be that what is it? June. Oh, Benny June. You're not dealing with Benny in June here. Okay, you're dealing with fucking you're doing. The Caribbean Bolger Whitey Bolger a cross between every character is ever A. Because he goes real deep into it. And then The last one was awesome, because this is totally expected to a recording allegedly of Johnny Depp, howling, as he was heard by the courts, which the star compared to a mating call or an animal in pain, sure a classic depth, I think I would I would expect nothing less. No, no, so all of this is pretty on brand, not so much as what I've known, but ever since together with him. What I know about her all on brand for both of them, so here's the wildest shit about all of this this whole entire trial because he's suing her for defamation. None of this would have come out if he didn't sue her. Even if he does win, it'll be a very. Minimal amount of money here. This hurts Johnny Depp more than it hurts. Anybody else, because let's be honest. Did we know about Johnny Depp Bullshit? It a little bit, but for the most part fun. flirty yeah, if they would've just gone through a normal divorce and split up, and then he became Johnny Depp, and did what he jumped on track like that would be great. I know he's still getting offers so. All this shit. He should've just let go why his lawyer decided to go through this. Obviously, he wanted to get paid. But that's a bad decision. Why publicist and say hey, don't fucking do. This is beyond me. All these text messages could have been hidden and now poor Paul Bet needs out there. S. Wife about an he's the drug buddy. Buddy. I mean he's good. Thurgood obviously, but it's GONNA. Be a couple nights of of silent treatment. I, you. Man. Always a little older now, and it's like you can tell. She's probably mature. Back in the day man, she was my jam careers movie called Career Opportunities where she doesn't look like that now. She got too thin and you know she got. She. got. Yes. Yeah a little. Teeth! Lose a lot of weight and you know it looks like a skeleton back in the day career opportunities. I, challenge you any dude out there. Throw that movie on when she's riding the horse out front of the the walmarts or whatever it is and congratulations. That was every teenage boys dream at that points to look like that anymore, but she's more mature and she probably like. Hey, look, we're married. We have been for years. We got kids. Zip Up your bullshit like I don't care. If you want to go, do blow with Johnny Depp. That's fine, become home, and like I've never heard about about poetic now. Drug Buddy and I thought you know. I'm sure with Paul knee. He like wants to be friends with Johnny, Depp in some way, or whatever doesn't look. There's a lot of people exactly, and so you know you right attacks you you you engage, and I could actually picture Paul. Bet Navy like not feeling good about it, but doing it because he knew that depth was on that train with her and feeling so pissed, so he's like. Let me just get a little joke in here and kind of calm down the situation with a a light drowning of your wife. Sure 'cause I look there is. Famous friends and my Rolodex where it's just like if they Texas's something fucked up like you can't be like, hey, bro, that's not cool, dude! Walked up? You have to. Shit where you going today Oh, you're going to see great. Pick me up some some extra potato salad. He's I. WanNa put my Dick in its share. Congratulations that can be in court. Out Patterson. said he would put his DICK INSIDE SAMBO meal. It will hate. Oh, Buddy! Yeah, it was. It was a ten piece for the family for a family of four. He said he would put his Dick Right in, and that was going to be the potato salad that their children were going to eat, and that's what happens. See better hope that buddy doesn't get into a fucking. Toxic relationship ends up. Going to court, and now you're fucking asses. Out. Sweet. 'cause you and I talked about this a few weeks ago. Ironically on this show, this berry show about what happens to text messages position, and how I always send a Dick pic to somebody, always, because just in case it comes up. I, want I want to hardy explanation for that Dick. PIC and I want to give it to you right. I really WANNA give. Everybody who knows me in this world knows I will blast you with strangers Dick Pic just in case just in case, so you're liable. Yes, so it's great. It's great over in this thing either and the funniest thing is. Another thing. We talked about three weeks ago when the? Thing happened. Bert. Kreischer went on his twitter. I'm deleting school deleting all my text messages. After this story came out last night. Same thing he goes well, just delete them and text messages again right right us. These are the conversations especially as a comedian that I have with friends that are just fucking disgusting just to do it, you know, but again it's all dudes where it's just like all right great. Yeah because we're about to do for you and I are headed La. W- next week to do the audio book for the new Saint James Book. As, the sun rises. It dawns on him. There is you have not read this yet. But. There is a scene in there. That is the darkest thing of all time, and I have a feeling you're going to say. Jesus Christ you really took it too far, and that's dark. Okay, then we'll just popped out. No, it's sting forever because I. Think it's it's. It's amazing, but. There is things that you write for either comedic terms were shock value to certain people where you're like? Hey, man, we're all. We're all in good fun here. His Paul. Bet anything reading his messages. It seemed like he was joking along with with Johnny Depp and it was just like there's a point you know your buddies crazy, and you're just GonNa text back fucks up shit because it's so yeah. Yeah and he does. He does say like. Let's hang on a minute. She's you know very. Kind. Kinda covered his tracks basis for everything like I'm just sorta along with Johnny Depp clearly. now the drug buddy thing I didn't really get unless there was like a missing text of the bottom. They just said hey man. We fucked dead corpse. Should we do? We do all right like we did the other night do? Like. Very showy. What will the drugs? Yeah Yeah Yeah. That's what I wanted to see like Oh man, you remember that night. We did a speed ball together and I to fucking. Give you an EPI pen to get back to life. Yeah, to come back to life. That would have been awesome where it's just like shit man, you know yeah. The stories that I have heard about Johnny, Depp, or legendary like Brad Pitt, told one like G. Q. Magazine years ago, and who's just like Yemen I got a call from Johnny, Depp in. He owns a winery. Winery on a property France? It's for sale now this whole fucking. State Yeah it's like. Restaurant on the restaurant winery all this shit and it's infamous like when you go over there. You're drinking until the fucking sun comes up share, Brad Pitt's like that's the most fucked over got like a Johnny Depp. Wine goes. I think we finished like eight bottles. One and you know that's the only thing that it's like. Oh, my dude, but like I, but I can't have the conversations that go along with it, but gosh when he would go back into the cellar and grab like a vintage nineteen four. Doing. China's not doing blow and he's just drinking wine. I think it's fine. Yeah, but probably they were crushing up eight ball, and that's where she got wild like all right. The conversations just veered off into the. into the sunset No way out. There's no way out of that. I watched something without you did. David Foster. Off The record is David Foster is he's like the writer for every marine to Katharine mcphee? Now. Yes, I watched the what you did I've seen it. Yeah, okay, so to me, you know I. Don't Miss a Music Doc. Right. The, only thing about this and I will say I guess it's a trend. Because garth brooks was the same way. It's the trend that Netflix's doing where they let you be in charge of the love letter to yourself. That is a documentary shoah bones. Yes Michelle Obama's Hillary was on Hulu direct and it was. Still nothing really bad about her, so but she was definitely in charge so. It's basically a commercial for yourself. Also was one section I. Remember you probably remember if you saw it where he's talking to Michael Boob way. Before. He does his sit down interview about David Foster. He's saying. Don't you know? Don't say anything Blah Blah. Blah and then he sits and watches the person that they literally worked together. Talk about him. So to me. That's not a documentary. That is not what it's supposed to be, but I can still don't love this way. I can tell you what it is I. Don't like this I can tell you what it is. When you're this rich and you don't need the money of a documentary. If you're going to do one, you have when you go into these pitch meetings, you can say I want creative control of the edit and that's. That is what it is okay, but we can't. Not Be a trend. There's no twist. There's no. Thing, but there is no way that people don't have shitty things to say about David Foucault. Can Do. He's a terp bag I. WanNa hear that Shit and nobody wants to hear that he's sixty seventy married at twenty seven year old twenty-seven-year-old. He's bearing married five times. He has ten kids with that are not related none of them. Loves the spread that seed around. Day All even like he's a great. He was a great daddy was never there, but you know hit the because they're getting money every single month through a trust fund in that's it okay and the Garth Brooks was the same way. What's the next one of like just somebody being able to make a love letter to themselves? It's fucking crazy can't believe I'm watching. It depends on who the people are. I think that's why like Murdoch's like making a murderer or the jinx and things like that are more successful because. There is it's real. There's twist to it. You don't really know what's going to happen. Tiger King is the perfect example where it's like you don't know these people. And then, and he didn't have control over it. You better believe so you can be Shitty as you want to. These people in these documentaries. If you're producing it because you're trying to get the best doc now with these other ones like Michelle Obama like her book did gangbusters sales number member of all time. That documentary just disappeared because it was just this. PBS Love Letter to how great she is nothing. There was no problems and Blah Blah. Blah, Blah Blah right. There's got to be conflict and over the docks that we've seen recently. And you and I watch a lot of them. Lance Armstrong was great. WHO's conflict? There was a lot of up shits. He clearly did not show creative control. And those are the best ones the bags other the only way you can have somebody be in charge of their own narrative and call the people they want to call and sit there and watch it. That's that's not a documentary to me. That's a commercial that you made for yourself and I hate that they're doing this. Because Netflix's is the best documented wise, the other one I did. Watch was mutual Muccio. so that's very very very love. Or a Lotta. Great. Didn't, WANNA watch anything to do with that were know what it is. It's about this. Sounds like an off the menu. Item at Taco. It was a great documentary. It was like back to was about. It was about this Marcado guy in Puerto, Rico, and that was like this real. Quick for the audience. Mercado means market. We're not only informing, but we're teaching today God. That was his last name. mutuel mauled. Super Marcado. Yes, Walter Marcado. Walter. It's weird white name to go with Mark Kadota Rico. He looks kind of white or Whatever and I guess he was this psychic like. Tarot reader type guy that was on TV all the time. He was very flamboyant all over the place Shit does he know we're talking about him now? Yeah, yeah, he's dead, so he's in the room though. Spoiler alert anyways. I won't say too much more about it. It was really interesting it was. It was back to the Netflix documentary where you know. They talked to other people that didn't like him. They talk about him. You know getting into bad business. Deals in signing contracts shouldn't assign in like. All of this, that's what it that's what a life is like. There's no way that I saw David Foster's life. In a real way. I saw how he saw himself. And how he wanted other people to talk about him by the way he sees himself as a genius which. Probably is but. it up. Fuck he's wearing jeans and. David Foster. Rag Now. He's married to Katharine mcphee. You want to talk about daddy issues without one. poof she was married before that guy to an older guy through another older old man or men. Did your father leave it to? Did he put you in a wicker basket and leave you on a porch? Because the only people you're dating and marrying are sixty five years old. Super Strange. Maybe your grandfather died in some weird way. Because that's a grandfather, H, you know yeah. Switch at that age. Yeah, she's the same ages his daughter. Even younger daughter, yeah, he has older daughters that are. Older than right now. They're probably sending each other emojis and snapshots and shit and he's fucking. Still using the brick Zack Morris phone to talk to people right. Shit for him. He's able to pull. That looks good. I mean he's doing. He looks better now than he did back in the day when the daddy thing stories rocking it. Walking around like he's a genius and I can very. Crazy is fucking celine dion to talk about him a missing. Is there any more genius? Foster no, and she's like. Oh! Dramatic! I'm like Jesus well. One with this fucking. Child bride, Celine Dion remember her husband Rene. Yeah I was creepy Ekit of adopted her. Now. So. I don't know schools are shutting down James which I'm not fucking AMT abouts. L. I. Know Japes I do know. This is the end Ivy League out. They are out of sports for the entire fall. Stanford Killed Eleven sports permanently numb as of next year they're going to keep these coaches around and keep him on scholarship to finish finish out this year. Ohio states my beloved. Ohio. State buckeyes pulled their team off the field yesterday seven teams off the field yesterday, and they said we're gonNA take a week off here and reevaluate and see what happens. rumor. Is there was Cova testing? The numbers came back and they must have been insane because they did not disclose no I wouldn't either. Now no I mean you did what so they had to do? Book? Man I've said this before and everybody was. Hit me up with roster Thomas Messages, and all that Shit like I just saw the writing on the wall and. I'm pissed. About it obviously, but I I'm I'm angry about it for. Multiple reasons other than just football I'm angry about it. Because football pays for all of these sports at all of these colleges, it pays for half the Goddamn college itself, and if a school like Stanford. CanNot hold on without football and they've got to eliminate eleven varsity sports like sports. They eliminated rowing. Softball soccer like big ones. where it's like Shit, man, I think about all the kids that's. Work! Their ass off for scholarship, hoping to go to a Stanford hoping to go to all these other schools. If these athletics are, there goes scholarships. It's just really sad. I think it's a precursor for the rest of the country. Because if if this can, at Stanford, it can happen to your college wherever you went to school, and they're going to start start shutting programs down. You'RE GONNA lose a lot of money, and then your kids are expected to go to school online in the fall and pay full tuition now. Harvard got popped for this and we talked about this last week. They shut down for the fallen said. It's all online at Princeton. Harvard charging full price fifty thousand dollars to go online. Princeton is giving a ten percent discounts. This is going to fuck over everyone and I've a feeling at the end of this is going to be real real messy. I, think a lot of these small schools. That you know in love. Their programs could be nuked. And, then the colleges itself. Some of these colleges will go bankrupt because of this when you're not able to do it now I. Know Trump in those guys have gotten and said look. We need to go back to school and go back to class. It is not just to say it of like. Hey, we need everybody to go back to class. which I believe is well because one hour online bullshit is not an education not. But. It is also economically to keep these schools alive. In every capacity down to high school I mean we're in. We're in Texas right now. You must money these high school stadiums bringing a high school football here I mean it's Friday night lights down here, man. Start pulling that. That is going to pull a lot from. Other places this money's going to regarding education. And the entire economies, going to fucking collapse man. There's no way you can withstand this through January if this is what ends up happening and sadly I have a feeling. That's what's going to happen because this is what happened last time right when March madness was happening. They started pulling schools just a little bit. You know like three or four this week three or four this week in two weeks later. Everything was gone. All of NC Double A. was was lockdown in that was it and The one thing that all these colleges cannot survive is is no college football because that is paying for everything and. Makes me, sad man. I don't blame. Politicians as much as ambitious, the top about wearing the mask and all that shit like. I I don't blame the governor's plan the Democrat Republican the President's. Else for all of this shit that is happening. It is guess at this point. We have a fucking disease that came from a foreign country. That is Communist. We have no idea what it really is. When it really started, who would really came from? And now it has spread around the world and we're all. Everybody is trying to make guesses on how to get better. Everybody's bitching at each other for either wearing masks, not wearing masks, or what's the right thing to do going back to school and everything else I don't have any answers and therefore i. don't think anybody else does and I. Don't think there's it is unfair to place the blame on anyone. look I hate my fucking DICKHEAD Governor Roy Cooper. I've. said that a million times obviously is no longer my governor, but some I hate him, but what he's doing is probably his best guess for that state in what is going on and the information. He's receiving trump. What he's doing is the best guess in for the information. He's receiving for the economy and everything else so these businesses don't shut down. My one of my best friends from Columbus Ohio. was on the news last night. He owns. He owns eleven nightclubs in New York in bars and restaurants and everything and he goes if this if this does not open up by the fall. I will be bankrupt. All of these places will be gone. We're getting to the edge now where where we can't afford it anymore, so sts we gotta either take a shot or not, but all of these are getting wiped out the reason I. Bring him up. It's a college town, so if you don't have college football and everything else going on around that and tourism and everything else. You're fucked as a whole so. Sad Man and And they have no answers. Nobody's got any answers all I. Know is I. Just don't feel like wearing a mask and I don't really fucking care. About you know like I, have to live my life I. Think other people have to make that decision as well and whatever you choose I'm not gonNA. Look at you sideways either way now the people with the fucking face shields that go all the way down those gigantic plastic facials like they're about to go weld. You know the back end of a truck together. Those people I. Just really harshly. I can't. I can't do a gigantic face shield like that out in public. Right I mean. 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You had no desire I didn't I didn't either yeah, and then you get jammed with these commercials and everybody's like on Hamilton talking about Hamilton so great. Hamilton Hamilton last night. Rain. You know. Double Dick's between Bernie Hamilton and you're just like all right great. I'll flip it on right You secretly ordered every single APP on the planet, and we own it so I know it's there. You're welcome. Yes, you know what I mean about that. Open real quick watched. Fifteen minutes Campbellton and then Was All done with that. Yeah, and it's not I I to say for myself. It's not that it was bad like it is a play. It's a play, a musical, heavy, heavy musical and As far as musicals go, and if you're in the theater on. Broadway and all of this I'm sure it was a great musical, and the night was amazing. Right little wine at the intermission. To me. Just in? To Watch it on TV. Wants to go way so much recorded. Yes, that. I think it's more for people that have seen the play before. Do you know what I mean? If you haven't been there in the theater before I'm not sure what this is going to do for you I don't either. If you went and you want that nostalgic feeling beautiful. Not sure if it's seventy five million, but no and the thing about Broadway plays is. Because we love going abroad. Place Right. But. The beauty in the magic of Broadway is being there the whole thing and you can see the depth in the lighting and everything else so theater already know how old this theater, yes, and like when you see Hamilton, right Clearly there was a lot of depth to that stage, and there was all kinds of shit going on or whatever. In the audience all over in the audience and you're watching that you feel like you're part of a world right when you're watching it on TV, it is flat, no matter how many camera angles you use, you'll never know what that depth was or where these people are coming from and all this other shit and it's like. You're sitting below them, so you're sitting looking up at the stage, not above it, so this was shot above it where you're like. Oh, it's a different. It was flat, so I felt like I was watching a PBS special where it was just like. Hey, kids learn about Alexander. Hamilton, yeah, congratulations! Here's this play that was put on by the Fifth Street Choir, or whatever it is, and then the Lin. Manuel Miranda thing. I've never really enjoyed him or his whole shit. He seems like a great guy. I'm sure he is I. Know I just don't like him as an actor in and you don't like the play. From the flatly fine to to say right I guess. Is it like I now? I feel like an asshole like you know I'd be interested to see a real You know. Focus Group whatever reviews of Hamilton the play. If you've never seen it the. In person before, and that was your first even introduction to it. I'd be interested to see how people really feel about it. Alexander, and it's one of those things that you your rates can't go against. Like if you say you don't like Hamilton, it's like saying. Can Kill somebody or Are you cool with killing like so I, saw a bunch of facebook posts from like friends and shit. Who are just like oh? My God Hamilton what a vision learning experience. They've seen it and you know the friends that I have that have actually gone to go fuck. Yeah, but it was awesome. I bet that your New York evening. The amazing. Dude you went to dinner somewhere you went to see Hamilton had a little drink before. The magic took a couple pills. But couldn't get into. It turnoff off fifteen minutes we did. We don't love musicals show. We have to admit that we're just not the audience I mean. Either way man, conversely though you know the Elton John. Doc. full-on musical loved great. Group now. have. Brooks brothers went bankrupt today Jacobs. I Wa you probably wondering why I wanted to bring this up. As a young man growing up. You got your suit from Brooks. Brothers and it was like a big deal of like yeah, yeah, it did and men's warehouse was like underneath that. You're going to like the way you look guarantee you. It's. Okay I don't know Brooks. Brothers is a nice mid level. Like Hey, man, you're not getting. Tom Ford suit. But you're not getting a men's warehouse like you're GonNa Brooks brothers suit, and you're like all right cool man I feel like an adults or I'm going to an adult function at thirteen years old right, you know. Brooks brothers and you're all right. Greats when I saw that went bankrupt, so it was like she is. Now, what are we GONNA? Do Start ordering suits our houses those aren't gonNA fit for any dude out there same with women. I would imagine addresses right when you're trying to get a suit for like a formal event. It's the fit, and it's the tailoring and all this shit so now. What Dude I'm just GonNa Order, eighty, different options in my house and then have the delivery guy from Amazon Teak seventy-nine back so I can pick the one suit that fucking fits me properly, I mean. That's what we do is girl, so we have a couple of different services. Rent the rent the. The runway is one of them, and you pick out their name brand, but you pick out maybe four or five different sizes. You get a free size up and down, so they can try it on. It comes, and then you send back the rest. I know there is actual subscription boxes that you guys can do for stuff like that, but you need it. I think the main thing is like you get the sue, and then you go to a Taylor right so whatever you end up doing from here forward healing. I love a Hugo boss Hugo boss. Hugo buses. You get those brother. No, no, no, no, you gotta go to about store. So, you'll be fine. I'LL BE FINE I. There's a difference though man like like like for for us with our our son right when he turns twelve or thirteen, he's gotta go like middle. School dance or something right I wouldn't take him to Hugo boss stupid to buy a child. Of that expense now to me, you should go boss suit. would eat three where it's like. Hey, man, that's going last for another ten years probably not going to get fat until your thirties. And then you know there's a good ten years suits right whereas for a child. They're going to outgrow it in year, so it's like Iota Brooks brothers have the experience you know, but you're on a men's warehouse. There's taken out a pair of orange scissors and cutting out the back of that. You know sewing it up. You're right there on I. guarantee it Yep just right there on your word outside the store, and you look at your local weather. Man Who makes you know? Eighteen k a year, and he's just putting suits off the rack, and that's what it is some and makes the makes my heart. Sad, but this is gonNA happen a lot in this. If we go through another shutdown, fuck me everything you know in. Love will be gone. gone. Lastly I want to talk about the Seattle protester who was killed by a car. Yeah I showed you that video right so it's a crazy video. Me Understand real quick, though is this person just getting on the freeway and didn't see here's. Did it look like got charged with murder and it was. It was ironically a black guy who's driving killed a white woman during A. Matter protests on the freeway now us being from Los Angeles or me. Having lived there you being from there. These protests have been happening on freeways for a while now right people get out in the middle of the freeway and try to stop traffic. especially in the didn't know they would be on bio on ramp they. How did they get on how people get on? I guess it makes perfect sense. Right about going to walk down somewhere so the right by an on ramp. This girl had. Put a message right before leaving on her facebook or whatever she said I'm going to the protest tonight. I'm nervous, but excited. And it was just like it was one thirty in the morning and she was killed. VIOLENT HIT BY BY A. I've seen some violent hits like that La, allots over these protesters and typically nothing happens. I don't know. How you'RE GONNA charge this guy with murder to me. If people are protesting in the street, because a lot of times, your car stops. They're going to smash shit out of it most recently in two weeks ago. I was a woman driving down. The freeway had her baby in a car seats in the back of the car. Protest your stop the car and they bashed out the back window finally to people were like stop stop. There's a baby in the back of the car. This woman didn't know what to do, and just finally got it through these people and got out. More same same so. If you're out, has in the back seat. You better fucking watch one hundred percent I'm killing motherfucker Oh dude I'm. Stopping. And I'll deal with the repercussions later with this. Don't know how he's going to get charged for people going out into the middle of a fucking freeway at night. It's one thirty in the morning. They're all wearing black. You can't see him anyways. Now granted she's whites, but like whatever man like I looked at it and it was like it's hard to see one to. Let's say they do. Stop your car right. There's no. Telling if they're going to try to rip you out of the car, Bash your fucking windows in like you've no idea. It's one thirty in the morning like I got a gun and keep going. Yeah, but it didn't. It looked like this person was getting on the on ramp and didn't see I. Don't know yeah it. Didn't look like a desert. Look like, but again all of it's GonNa, come out, but like it kind of looks like I'm getting on the freeway. Yeah and. It's. Seattle Seattle's fucked is a city anyways, so it doesn't surprise me that they charged him where it's like. Hey, man, it's Seattle where Chaz existed right so if you have Chaz rate then, apparently, it's fine just to protest. Shut down the freeway and like hey, just let everybody bashing your windows, and whatever the fuck happens to you happens to you. Because Seattle we don't give a shit. There was a guy named Tim Pool is. Yeah. So Tim Pool had a post about this immediately after it happened. They're saying. The Guy Tried to avoid protesters, but They're saying he tried to pitch black. You know. What are you GonNa? Say to this. In my opinion but. Tim Pool this guy. He he posted this thing like I. Don't mean to laugh, but it was directly after this happened. Was He was like? Instead of? Saying that this guy was a murder in and killed these people I think we should be teaching. Our children is the lesson. That's you know if you go out into a freeway. At night at one thirty in the morning wearing all black, there is a good chance you're going to get hit by a car and he goes I. think that's the lesson here. And he took a lot of heat from that Shar, but that's that's the first thing I thought of two of like. you go out into the middle of a freeway. We're and all black at one thirty in the morning. What do you think's going to happen? Yeah I don't understand like what other outcome did you think would happen of like oh? Hey, we're so strong. We can stop a two thousand pound vehicle what? I. This is the same way I feel. When I see bicyclists Mike. You want that segment of the road cooman. This fucking three thousand pound pickup truck that I have literally drive right over your tiny little body in two seconds if I wanted to just a little flick of the wrist. We know. I understand that and that's the thing so I. Look at it from that perspective as well as men. Did you really think that you were going to go out in the middle of a freeway and nothing was going to happen. What's the first thing your mom and dad tell you is a as a kid? Hey, don't walk out into the freeway, right? So this guy being charged with murder like. Well I think it will be negligent, homicide or something like this, but yeah, but you know how this works. He'll be in jail for a year and a half. Until this goes to trial, and then you know this'll cock, tease down to something else, guys. Life is ruined. This girl's life is obviously in her family. And all that shit is ruined because you decided to protest at night, wearing all black on freeway like. Man. You don't win in this one. I think that should be a protesting rule of like. Hey, man, avoid freeways. Together, night, or the daytime right because you're up against two thousand pound cars. If everybody was driving smart cars. Maybe that's what they thought. Oh Hey Seattle. Everybody's got a smart car. Maybe this will make a little dent, but not that much, but. Homeboy was rolling in in a hot. and and that's what happens. It's sad, but I don't know another outcome to that I wouldn't let anybody stop fucking car. There's no way. Yeah No, no. I watched that running Rodney King Doc the biggest mistake. Those people made with stopping at the light. Don't do it if there's that many people around you in the streets keep fucking driving to. The two people that got pulled out of their cars and kick the shit out of and that Rodney King right was that Asian man. With a suit on. And then obviously Reginald Dennie, they stop the fucking cars the lights. Hey, Bro, keep it moving. Whoever whatever happens happens manage shouldn't be out in the middle of the road. Right so if you were watching that and I'm that dude? I don't blame that dude yeah. Yeah. I'm I need to. Familiarize yourself with that. A little bit what I don't with what we were talking about. Oh I just more needs to come out. Like I just need to know if he was trying to avoid them if he was just getting on the freeway like you can't really tell from the video, so it's GonNa have to come out after free as a freeway. Yeah, so. but I miss I've missed the noon or crew neuner crew. You Guys Austin would. WHO's I in? The Room was Reuben. I it was either Ruben or Nico. I'm sure you guys can tell us more But we got Jacob Nicol. Swang Swank Cray Gregor Riana. Dick Buddies here. Do NOFD ENOUGH I? Haven't seen you in a Yo. Moose Show Lack Blake Blake. Lava says R.I.P SPIKING and we're in a sky. King Shirt today beautiful. Now. So. We love you guys. We're were in the transition of moving all of our stuff here. We'll probably be in the studio for a while and then. We will open up our own studio and we're here in Austin. Tejas and so far so good because on the house this afternoon. James so big day make day. Thanks for tuning in Go to I, tunes and not only subscribe but. Hit the five star and leave a quick review. 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"Kon kehta hai Mai tumse milta nhi" |S6 Podcasts|feat.shivam sandoo | Episode:15

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Scream! #1 Secret Window (2004)

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1:28:27 hr | 9 months ago

Scream! #1 Secret Window (2004)

"Hey guys, killed for more soup here and I'm delivering this message both to The Morbid and the horror soup feed simultaneously so bear with me but if you guys already know me then, you know, dear fine you're good wage, but if you don't know me, like I said a second ago, I'm from podcast called horse soup, and I am starting or I've already started a podcast called scream, which is a horror movie podcast that I host with Elena from home. Well, you know where she's from she's from here. She's from morbid. She is from True Crime and she's good at what she does but now she's venturing into some other stuff and we're gonna be talking about horror movies every single week on Sunday starting today. So if you want to listen to the show, you can go ahead and well first off you can keep listen to this episode if you want to just listen to it here, but if you want to go and listen to the other two episodes that are out right now go and search scream that is scream with an exclamation point and your podcast player and you'll see a nice little colorful artwork or piece a little piece of art dead. And that's going to be me and Elena right on top of that and that is our show so go check it out right now. It's available everywhere. It's going to be coming out every single week from now on and off really just we're really excited to be a be announcing this music is done by Ethan hurt from class of nuke'em. Hi that is the music creator of class of nuke'em hi to be specific off and our art work is done by Casey Booth really talented horror artist and bolts is great. People really glad that this happening and I hope that you guys enjoy the show as much as we do. So thank you boss and friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends friends man cave off. Getting off with no. If you enjoyed that song that was beautifully composed judging us by Ethan her go ahead and check out his website at ww.w Ethan, and if you don't know who even heard is come on dude drama class of nuke'em. Hi, what's going on? What are you doing here? If you don't know Ethan hurt get on it guys get on it get with it. And in case you don't know and you probably don't I'm Elena and I guess that took me Caleb. I think I'm the other part to this he is. He's the other half two halves make a whole and this is our new podcast scream and you have to you have to say it like that cuz there's an exclamation point at the end. We're exclamatory. We're excited what's going on a lot is going on then! Me I like that. So I think pretty much what we're doing here. Is that wage. Recovering horror movies just all horror movies. I'm sure you know based off the music and the artwork you might think. Oh Hades horror movies podcast. Yeah. Now it's fucking not get over it. We're moving on from that now because we're going to week-long. So anal fissure is going to be covering a movie and narrating a movie once a week. It's going to be her pick entirely and the next week off the the me the canals the canals of the of the anal cavity will be narrating and picking a movie the next week and Elena kind of comes from kind of comes from a background of a very witchy mm movies. That's what I'm going to go ahead and say, yeah, I love what she 2000s movies. I'm very trash eighties like disgusting grotesque stuff off, which I can definitely get down. What is but you have such an array your I mean you're going to expose me to things. I'm sure I'm going to be very upset about Thursday. Exposed to like Elena you're going to be upset emotionally physically, sometimes you might need to vomit a few times depending on how far we get into this and what I do cuz the thing is off right off the bat right off the fuking bat Elena just drops the worst movie ever first. She she tried to another one. I'm not going to mention X will probably do it later, but she drops a movie that I was like worried about really worried about and then it turned out to be really good and I was like, oh shit actually like this and then all of a sudden she's like, oh wait, hold on. Let's change it to the worst piece of trash that you've ever seen your life that you're never going to watch again that you had a terrible time watching. Yeah, and I knew it like I knew at that other movie were definitely going to cover cuz that other movie is like legendary, but this one I was like, oh Caleb's going to hate this one thing I do you're very right. You weren't wrong about I knew it but there's a really the really weird thing is that first of all the movie secret window from 2004 if you're wondering Johnny Depp terrible. The thing is you dead. Are the only person in the world that likes it. I I you know what? It's a lonely on this island, but I feel okay about it. I know some people are going to message would be like a loved it and I'm going to be like yeah, there you are. I knew you were in there. Well high-five over the Internet Elena. It's going to happen. I'm telling you this all these secrets Secret Window heads that are just going to come floating out of the atmosphere after this, you know, this is based off of like a very short Novella, right? Oh, yeah. Oh, I know. It's in that book. He has a book. It's I think it's called to past midnight. I think it is Stephen King. I don't know what that is your the reader here. I mean, we know that Stephen King adaptations like they're not killing it. They're not they're not killing it. I think this is one of the better ones though. Is it I feel like it is know even though no, it's not that was a rhetorical question. That wasn't me asking you log. Is it go ahead and defend yourself? That was me. So no siree. It's not the answer to that question is no there's one of the worst but you know, it changes a lot of the novela because it's 15 minutes. What are you going to you have to just yeah, push a bunch of bullshit with this guy David quiapo Co-op, whatever. First of all I C F. Is it probably I hate how he looks skip I hate off every fucking bit of him. Yeah. David kept is the director and he has personally hurt Caleb's like a real way. People are going to be like he worked on Jurassic Park. He had ties with Spider-Man blah blah blah and you know give you that a good movie. I don't fucking care. He made the worst thing in the fucking world. Well in the problem with this and we'll get into it. I'm sure is that he's this is one that I feel like he took the opportunity with this movie to like show off all his cool. Film like film class tricks that that words in film school like he was like look at this neat shot. I can shoot for no reason but you know what like, I don't know. He he wrote Spider-Man the original Toby Toby Maguire Spider-Man two thousand two two years before this. Yeah, but it's like, you know, wouldn't you think that like, you know, maybe he'd look at something Sam Raimi doesn't go like hey, that's a good director. Maybe I'll use some of that but no he was like I'm going to do my own thing and it's going to be great and Caleb is going to hate it. You know, the thing is I think this guy might be a kind of decent writer in like some things but if you look at the things he's directed you don't care. Yeah. It's true your fucking care of its really you know, what he directed. What did he direct he directed that fucking movie with Kevin Bacon and Amanda Seyfried that I dropped for you was a new one. You should have left. That's him off. Oh shit, really? Oh, so I already know that. I don't want to watch that. Now. I already knew I didn't want to watch it. But this but this was 2004. So maybe he's grown. He's grown ass man by by 2020 you're going to have to vet that for me and I'm still not going to believe you after this. I'll bet it for you cuz I love Kevin Bacon. So I will absolutely that that for you just to watch Kevin Bacon anyone with my other show horse soup, you'll see immediately that I don't like Kevin Bacon. There's a there's like five different episodes where I express my hatred for Kevin Bacon and is wrinkly fucking body. So the fighting continues and you know what I have this ongoing argument that no one thinks Kevin Bacon is attractive and I know you fall in that category of the three people that do you know what it is. He's it was from like Apollo 13 looks like a fucking raisin. Yeah, I could see that. It's it's from the Apollo Thirteen Days when like him and Tom Hanks in like who else And that Bill Paxton and at the time watching it I was like what like 10:00 and at the time I was like, yeah, okay. Why are they in this like whatever they're just astronauts, but now as like a thirty something years old I look I looked at Apollo 13 recently and I was like what babes in this? Oh, look at this beautiful raisin bodied man with a pigface. Oh I'm saying. Oh Kevin Bacon Footloose. That's all I'm saying. Get on it Loose pick up your baking. Oh, jeez Louise home, then no one knows the rest of that song. So maybe we should talk about this forty million dollar movie that barely barely made a made ninety two million dollars. I know you might hear that and be like Oh made $19 is a 40 fucking million dollar movie. Yeah. I know no and oh you want to talk about the Columbia Pictures thing? Oh, yes. Do you want to talk about that game? Cuz I'm positive that when this came out and they saw how much this made they were like. Hey, so quiapo are kept whatever your name is. I don't even know your name cuz you're an idiot. You made a movie. Stephen King's name on it. Johnny Depp who was the lead actor and you barely made double of the Forty million dollar budget. You like barely got back what you said? Yeah, you went a little over and who knows if advertising is a part of that budget. I really hope it I fucking hope it is it has to be it. It truly has to be so Lena. This is your pic. You're going to be narrating this and I am going to stop you a good amount of times cuz I actually I have my own notes, but I think I'm going to ignore those more than anything for my notes specifically on what David Key Ops says about this movie. I'm going to you're going to be talking about scenes and I'm gonna be breaking down what Dave what he thinks is happening in the movie. I kind of love that. I'm down to that. You're just going to break in and yell about David keyop cap Coupe Kebab. Who knows? Yeah. Well dead. Rotten Tomatoes kind of agrees with you because it has a 46% It is a 6.6 on IMDb, which I think is too high for IMDb. I think I should have like a three. I'm impressed by that actually faith is weird. I don't know they're done some weird shape. Sometimes I was to be honest. I was actually surprised at the 46% cuz I thought it might be lower cuz I know a lot of people did not like this movie but like 46 that's odd, you know, we'll take it. Look. Here's the weirdest thing. I'm telling you guys just watch the making of the directors thing on YouTube. It's like an hour as long you're going to hate it. But like Johnny Depp is in it for like five minutes off everyone like fucking I think I think Hutton was in it for like 2 minutes. Yep, like they're not in there really. It's just this director just talking about what he thinks the movie is for an hour and I have this really strong theory in my eyes that he was just watching the movie on mute in front of him and he was just going scene-by-scene cuz he couldn't even remember the movie cuz nothing happened in it. It kind of makes sense. I'm going to be off. Just as much as nothing as much as like nothing happens. I still love this movie. I don't know what I can't hate it. I can't hate it. I can't do it. I want to hate it for you, but I can well I get a great job, you know what riffing a lot I can go on forever just about how I hate this movie, but I guess let's get into the actual movie now. All right, we'll get into this. So I think maybe one of the reasons why I love this movie is cuz I mean, it's what Stephen King does. It's he writes movies about writing like about writers writing in the process of writing. So I think seeing it and seeing Johnny Depp as Morton Ramey that's like a super weird eccentric super Tikki like super successful writer, to cut you off immediately. What is it? Is it more than any it's two things. It's two things that you just said more in Johnny Depp does not know how to be a human like he's not he's not a person he's not acting like a writer or anything like an eccentric writer. He's acting like a game. He's acting like a fucking pirate. Yeah, he was still in Jack Sparrow mode. Yeah, he does. He didn't know how to get out of that mode and he's just Jack Sparrow the whole fucking time but human version and found the fucking what did you say about the direction or something a second ago? Oh cuz Stephen King writes about like writing. Yeah. So Stephen King writes about writing David Key up literally was like Hey so long, you know looking at a movie about a guy just writing that's boring but I think we found a way to make it fun and exciting and no he didn't. Okay, come on. That's what I mean it a cinematic Adventure is what he made it so speaking of Pirates of the Caribbean they released to this movie a little early just to like ride off that Pirates of the Caribbean Vibe. Yeah, cuz they knew Johnny Depp everybody was all about him at the time. They wanted a bank on that doesn't sound like it worked did not work, but you know a for effort guys you tried and it's another like isolated job. Another isolation setting that Stephen King loves like, you know The Shining misery Pet Sematary. Yeah, exactly. So the first scene in this kind of goes is what we were talking about earlier off. The first thing is Johnny Depp as like we said Morton rainy and he's in a car it's like snowing wildly and he's telling himself like turned the car around he's clearly upset and you're like what the fuck's going on with prominently displaying a wedding ring. So, you know shits about to go down with a marriage. It's just like boom right in the camera, which I will give you that directional was that's just like hey, look, he's married. Something's going to happen is marriage immediately. David keyop says something specifically about that in in the making of yeah, he breaks down that scene and this is this the breakdown of it. I didn't even see that and I knew it. I'm going to pull his voice. Please do so. I wanted it to be snowing and windy and cold. I wanted it to snap on the screen. No cut in no pain song. I wanted you to think oh, who's he he seems upset. What is he doing? Why is he in that car? Where is he going? Oh, why is he stopped? Now? I'm wanting it to say this is our guy. This is him pay attention. I wanted the movie to snap onto the screen. I wanted to cut on not not fade up just a guy's face and have them right into the camera and just wonder oh, who's he he seems upset. What is he doing? Why is he sitting in that car now? He's gone backwards. Why is he doing that? Where is he now? He's stopped again. What's with this guy? You know, I wanted to really draw you in with a lot of questions and me on my side. What the fuck are you talking about? What those are just things? Those are just I'm not thinking oh, who is this guy? What? Oh, what what are you saying? He's in a car. He's looking at me was those dots on going through my head went through my head in the beginning scene is this guys are fucking moron. I don't already know that you're my man Kare. You're not you don't need to show me this guy just sitting here and go. Oh, yeah song Need you to think this is the main already fucking know that he's the first person on screen and he's Johnny Depp. It's not like we're not doing like a scream Drew Barrymore and then like kill her off right away kind of thing. No. No, you didn't look at it and go. This is our guy. That's what I did. I was like, oh, this is our guy that's immediately what I thought ya know about you got a later age is awesome. Awesome. I'm a break. Yeah. I was thinking at first that I was like, I can't show her these really fucked-up movies cuz she's going to quit. She's only I think I think I need I need to go there. We're doing a Serbian film next week. Oh shit. I'm break. I'm done. We're we're doing a Serbian player. We're doing a hundred twenty J A Sodom. Oh no. Oh God. I had no idea that secret window would take me to be which you you sent me a text. Okay guys guys are going to send your job. So it was like, oh, I didn't know that Johnny Depp was going to break you and you know what I said I said I fucking did I did if you told me you know, who knew that me if you told me at anytime. Hey, what what movie was a horror movie would break you I would say a movie with Johnny Depp or Kevin Bacon and I just didn't know that it's just that it was just Kismet, but now here we are. Here we are we are well, well, you know our guy who we've established is both of our guys Johnny Depp Morton, rainy the man himself. He's in the car like, you know, David's table said is all the the snow is going everywhere more in Ramey. Rainy would do. You know what that's based off of Morton's salt, right? Because there is a girl with an umbrella song fucking more in some preemie and he also purchases Morton salt later just to be like at the store. It's one of like four things. He purchases he does. It's true well, Hands up. He's in the car. He's telling himself to like turn around. He's clearly upset, you know, it's about to go down and he squeals the car around. He's about to leave. He doesn't leave he gets out of the car goes in this song Hotel and he just nobody's in at the desk. So just grabs the keys off the wall. Just like first of all, how do you know which Keys you're supposed to get but I guess maybe he like creeped and found it out. We've all done that those one thing that the director did right he was like, maybe I don't need to show him getting these keys in real time, but then he screws it every other time in the movie. So, you know, it's fine. So we'll take that will take it. Well, he's strong. He grabs it gets back in the car and he drives up to this room in the corner of the motel. He like shines his headlights on the door. We watch from inside the car as he goes in the hotel room kind of barges in and boom. There's his what we know now is his wife Amy played by Maria Bello also in Coyote Ugly just saying wage. She's in bed with a dude. Who is Timothy Hutton? We later found out his name is towed. Of course. His name is too dumb name everybody. Yeah, you have to have a Ted well in they have clearly fructose and this is clearly Morton raney's wife. So that's no good. And but one thing I did love was that they just have him scream in their faces. Like he just leans over and puts screams in their faces you want some on that I do because I loved that cuz I was like that's real like I would have done that. I would have just screamed in their faces ruin my whole point, but I'm still going to tell you what it off because I was going to argue against that. Oh, I was already on the on the other side of that. So this is amazing. Kebab is like hey, so I have this big thing about Johnny Depp screaming seen he's like she has to do with Mario Bello and Timothy Hutton Maria. What was your name? Maria Bello worry about your fellow Martin Bella was looking at Ferrari. Ravello. He sucks. He's like, hey, you know, it's dead. In a dark room for 20 minutes waiting for Johnny to come inside and do the stupid fucking scream and he's like, but you know what? That wasn't me? That was Johnny's idea. He wanted to come. In fact, he said he said quote unquote. I wanted to use my voice as a weapon. Oh, no, that's not what I want when I want you I didn't want that. I hated that off. We do put a little bit extra with his scream too too because that was Johnny's ideas. He wanted to he understood I didn't want to hear any dialogue and he said I feel like I want to just go up to the bed and scream at them sort of like using voice as weapon and it seemed like a great idea. So he did it. No, I didn't that's once I hear that I hated me cuz I was just thinking it as like I would just be so like like I can understand being so insane that you're just like I'm so angry right now. All I can do is just scream like animalistic liat you he was dead. Them with his know hate that I hate that a lot and they edited his scream to you noticed that they like put like Reverb and shit on it. So it's like it's like it's like crazy. Yep. And then we find out later that he actually didn't use his voice as a weapon. He held a gun at them. So wait, did ya later in the movie? Is that like the reveal later? Yeah, and we'll see like later it's going to all revealed can see that he actually was pointing the gun at them. So, okay, so he did not use his voice as a weapon Johnny. Hm. I do like to score of this movie though. I always loved in a horror movie or like a thriller off when there's that like warm sound. Like I always like a good like yeah, I like the wamps like that really like chaotic like cacophony of sounds just coming out you yeah, just Johnny Depp screaming over and over again. That should have been the score exactly you really should have well, so then we just end there you're just like poop and then it's this nice shot of like, you know birth. The opening titles the secret window titles and we go to a cabin on a lake and we pan into a secret window crazy did did I mention the deadline know you didn't the tagline is some windows should never be opened. That's just a statement sure is not a tagline wage to like, you know, what some windows are secret don't that's that's ridiculous. You call it secret window. I think that that was like their original title and they were like we can name it that yeah, they were like, that's way too long. So let's just let's use it as the tag line and really draw people in made me want to see it. I was like really did you watch this in theaters? I feel like you watched Us in theaters. I did see this in theaters. You did I did that's unfortunate. It really is that would have been a movie that I asked for my money back on I would have left I walked out of it and I was like what a masterpiece I'm into it. I would have left 15 minutes in Iraq. Like hey, this was the ending whoever I'm with you can stay and watch it tell me if I'm right and they would have walked out there have been like yeah, you're right. I loved it. But you know what? I asked I asked John my husband. I was like, do you remember watching this movie? He did not remember one second of this movie. So why was quite an impact on you can tell he was like no. I did not see this movie. You did good. Thank God cool a super glad it, you know marked itself and your soul so we scan right through the secret window which will become important later like a little secret window in this cabin on the lake and we're going in we got like the dog sleeping in the corner. There's a desk with the laptop open and it's the beginning of a novel so he's writing a novel in a cabin on a lake wage. Like we all do in the novel says on the screen you can see the beginning of it and it says four days after George had confirmed to his own satisfaction that his wife was cheating on him. He confronts George. I have to talk to you about he said I... And then nothing else. So as you can tell he's definitely super creative and he's not drawing from his own experience at home. And then we pan down to Morton rainy on the couch asleep downstairs wearing the most tattered fucking bathrobe you've ever seen in existence. He looks a fucking hot mess and it says it's six months later. So immediately you're like boom six months later. Oh, I couldn't have figured that out couldn't figure out at some time had passed some amount of time has passed away and this shot is interesting because this shot we see after the camera goes through a mirror like you go through the mirror and you see him in the mirror sleeping and then you pass through the mirror and suddenly you'll in the shot and apparently the director Kebab there said that this was supposed to symbolize going into Mort's mind and now being super reliable on like you have to rely on him now. Narrator, then that's why you see the person that you see next look Elena because we're in his mind now. I'm so glad that you mentioned that I am I'm really glad because because all right so because it's genius Kabob really takes the role of Richard Kelly after Donnie Darko, but the only difference is that Donnie Darko is a good entertaining movie. I love Donnie Darko. I will say that Kelly is kind of ridiculous and my friend did point this out to me. It was like Hey, this guy's just explaining all of this stuff after the fact to make his movie makes sense. And I was like, you know what you're kind of right but still a good movie and even if it doesn't make sense, that's a good movie this however is not in this guy is giving the Richard Kelly and he's trying to explain everything after the fact and there's no fucking way that we need this mirror shot. He was thinking. Oh, yeah, Now you're in March mind, but I kind of loved it after the fact I don't later it will see it later. When you go through the mirror again and suddenly you're in reality and that's where you can't see the things that you see before. Yeah. I just love things that I would watch on a movie theater. That would have no relevance to me by the time I left the movie theater. I love that stuff. You know, I really Well, that's the other thing. It's like yeah, totally cool like not one person in the history of the world would ever look at that and like, you know what I bet that is that's exactly that so thank God beign that's very ineffective in that vein. If you have to explain it later in a making-of to get people to understand it then it's really not a good way to do it. No, it's not. I'll I'll cancel it on that one. Okay. So do you want to let's get let's get into a John shooter. Yes. So now we get John shooter and this he's played by John Turturro and he I think he's great in this movie. I will say that was pretty fucking awesome. He is he's a great fucking after I think I think this is the worst role in the world and I'm so upset that he had to be on this. I think he just saw Johnny Depp Navin he was oh, yeah. Sure cool like this this let's do that. And I think he got fucked over dude that hat that they put on him and they say that like so much time picking the Hat. They're like, it has to look good like khong Real but not too unreal. It's like dude that looked in real the whole time the first fucking time. I saw this guy. I'm going to spoil the movie right now. Nothing that happens in this movie is real. I don't fucking care about any of this and immediately when I see him when I see fucking shooter I go this guy's not real. No one is around when this guy's here. No one's seeing him except for Johnny Depp. It is in his head. I predicted this movie ten minutes in just because of the hat off. I'm not kidding Elena. I'm not liking this is not a bit. This is not me saying like, oh, this is so ridiculous. I was just like, oh there you go know legitimately. I saw that hat and I said, this is not a real guy. There's no way this is real life. Saw that man walked out of the stream. You telling me this guy's just driving around and shit and no one knows where he is and and everyone's saying like this guy doesn't exist. So, yeah, he doesn't fucking exist. I never second guessed it the hat is a huge number of things to really focus on that had it's not like they put that hat. They're more like yeah, that's fine. You can forget about that hat know. They're like bitch. Don't forget about this hat. And if at one point, he's like Obama Like he says it again stories his hat and it's like bring me back my hat. Well when he shows up initially he wakes more from his Slumber on the couch and he's like you stole money or like that's like one of the first things he spends and more. It's like, excuse me. What like, I don't know who you are. What and he insists that he's he had written a story home and that Mort Rainey stole it. They go back and forth and he tries to hand him this like thick-ass manuscript. He's like here you go read my manuscript and he's like no. No, I'm not touching that shit. Yeah, just throws it away. Yeah and the guys like we're going to settle this shit and he's like, yeah. No, okay. It's settled by and he just shuts the door and then you you hear some shit happening on the porch and what he did was his name's John shooter. If she left the manuscript under this rock on the porch and the fucking made gets it and he's so mean to his housekeeper. So shity this made he's literally just like dead. At phuc you are you doing this and that and blah blah blah, you get out of my face cuz he tosses the manuscript in the trash and then just goes in like has an app again. Well, she's also really weird cuz she's a little strange she's digging in the trash and she's like, oh, yeah. I saw this thing that you wrote that's in the trash like okay if it was his and he threw it away. He probably doesn't fucking want any probably threw it away for a reason. You don't just accidentally throw away entire script. Well, that's the thing cuz he goes what he goes and has a nap he like tries to write again. He like plays with a slinky his hair is like super upsetting and then he walks downstairs in the manuscript on the process like you think casually just this like just you know, people is a slinky he was just sitting in front. That's what you do when you have writer's block you sit in front of your laptop and you Slinky you just need a slinky. That's all you do. That's what I do. Whenever I write I pull out my Slinky and just slink back and just do it it gets your creative juices flowing. So are you like this movie Just Go to the Slinky Song? That's it. Goddamnit. I felt very connected to it. I was like, we are one he understands me. Well, he goes downstairs after slinking a little bit and the manuscript is on the table. Like we said he had thrown it away. So his housekeeper's like oh, hey, I found that in the trash. I thought it was one of yours. And again, I agree. Oh and he's so pissed. He's like, my name is not John shooter. Do you think my fucking name is John sugar? Do I look like a shooter it by the way, she was like a sweet elderly woman was like it was like you need to calm down and then she's like Oh, I thought you were using one of those like, you know, pseudonyms or opinions and he's like no I never have I've never done that and he's like, okay like Jill and he mimes shooting her in the head when she said she does. Yeah, he does and I was like, whoa more like calm down and there's also that's like a theme through this movie. He mimes killing people a lot. Look when you're Johnny Depp everyone around you is a fucking wage. And you just have to mimic shooting all of them. Apparently, he he that was c r i was like she did not warrant that kind of profession. She was just trying to help you out bro, like more chill off and he doesn't lingo too and then he starts like reading it because of course and he's looking at it and he's like, oh this sounds like really familiar and it's like yeah you plagiarized motherfuker. Yeah. No it off. He goes and gets the book out of a shelf because he has all his books on a shelf. Of course. I mean I would too if I was published but whatever that was this going to be a dick about it, but he he gets the book out. Also the author photo like love him in that book is the most ridiculous author photo I've ever seen he looks ridiculous. I don't even remember it. I'm not gonna so fake like looking at it was like that's so Fey. I don't even know if that's Johnny Depp talk to someone else. I'm not even sure but it's like a collection of short stories. I'll Stephen King, you know, it's really not hard to be a Johnny Depp double. I could be a Johnny Depp double if I tried a little bit especially, you know, Good, especially in this movie too. If you could like make your hair crazy like that. Yeah. Oh cuz he refused to cut his fucking here for this movie. He did. Yeah. I kind of love that though cuz his hair gets really aggressive at one point. Yeah, in assaults you and I kind of love that but he finds the he finds the story is called Secret Window, you know about a boot and it's story. I think it was Story number eight. He goes through it. He's comparing it line by line and it's exactly the same but it's there's maybe like one or two words that are different. It's just the ending that's different cuz the only thing she was pissed off because he fucked up the ending. He's like the exact story is my story my engine and you fucked up my end in and now I'm going to kill you only shoot you have three days to find a magazine. I'll give you three days you call you X and get her to send you to Magazine with your story in it. If there is such a magazine. I love his accent so much dead. Well in this story weirdly enough is about a woman loving her garden more than she loved this man and the story and he's planning to kill her and bury her in her Secret Garden. So he's comparing stories and as he's doing that there's like this flashback like this flashback and it's him in that cabin and it's his wife now ex-wife Amy and she's home with him and she like moves and she's wearing the robe the Rover that he's wearing. It was her robe. Now, you're like, oh there's that wearing it all the time and he wears it all the fucking time in this movie. I hate that robe so much wage. I understand cuz we all have a robe like that but like stop just stop don't wear it all the time and it's ripped sold my robe. You sold your road sold it sold. It stops. Just give it away is sold this all the got like 13 Bucks sold that shit. He should have said he could have given this robe away. He should have sold his status as an actor after this movie off. Wow, shots fired shots fired Johnny Depp, you're not invited on the show. No matter what to a machinist. Oh, no, I need to say suck. But will either way he's in this fucking robe when she is here. It's her robe and we're seeing it in the flashback and she's moving shit. And then she's like, oh look and she goes back window over a secret garden cuz she's looking out that little secret window that we came in through whatever and so already you're like you're going to die and end up in that Garden honey. Yeah. I'm already. All right. I was like, well that's going to happen so spoiler alert, but so he sees that the stories of the same and he's like, oh shit. So at this point he started this is when we start seeing him like take out cigarettes off in like smoke them, but then he tells everybody he doesn't smoke another huge tell because the first time you see John shooter smoking, he pulls out the same the same no, no, no dog. Not the same cigarette. It's the same pack. Oh, you're right. It is the same exact brand of cigarettes. Not only that it has the top ripped off and there's one cigarette in it. It is the same exact pack of cigarettes. Oh you are correct. I didn't even think of that. Yeah, that's another big tell I was like dude, it's his box. It's the one that we've cuz we've already seen his like three times and you see John shooter pulled out. He's like, hey you with a cigarette and then that's yeah and it's fucking his it is you're right. I didn't even think of that you you texted you fucking texted me to when I first started it took twenty minutes and I was like, I hate this this is stupid and you were like, oh no, there's a real big twist in there. I I really believed that you did in my heart of hearts. I Believe Dat was did you leave it? Nevermind? I was just going to ask you if you told me that before you ever watched the movie, but apparently you still believe it. So nevermind. I did I believe it now cool. That was after I had Watched it. I was like just wait for that twist man. It's going to blow your socks. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Cool or well this is when he like he like smokes a cigarette and then it's his housekeeper comes up the sweet old lady that he just mind shooting her fucking brains out. Yes in the kitchen. Yes, and she comes up and she just she's like, all right. I'm going to leave but she tells him she does the whole Spiel where she's like some women. They don't know a good thing when they got it. Some women don't know they got the whole world and it's right in front of their nose. And then she goes that's it. Not another word and she goes to walk downstairs. And again, he's like, fuck you. I hate you like he's so mean to her and I was like, she's just telling you that like she's sorry your wife cheated on you and she thinks you're wonderful like walking so mean more. Like I said, we're just living in Johnny Depp's world we are cuz it doesn't make any sense and she's and then I loved it though, cuz she's like you're a good man, mister Raney. And when and then he replies YouTube. This is Garvey off. And they loved that was like, okay, I love that. But so again, he takes one of about a zillion naps again. He's always an app in on that couch. He's mumbling and eggs benedict and he's freaking out about the stories. Like I didn't steal it. I know it didn't steal it. He's freaking out falls asleep, of course has a dream about John shooter because now he's going to be paranoid as fuck. This is I'm going to spoil it as the dog right this no this isn't the dog yet. We're not there yet God. How are we talking about? This this much. I know it's hard not to there is a dog though. So, you know the dogs going to get any time there's a movie and that dog and things movies. You're like, oh no and which I hate it's the worst part. So phone call wakes him up. Of course, it's Amy his ex-wife. She's just, you know, pretending that she gives a shit and she's like, I thought something was wrong with you and he starts miming strangling her over the phone. Oh, yeah immediately like calm down, but she does mention in this phone call that he was influenced at times by Jack dead. Else so you start to see that like, okay like they had other problems in their marriage. It's just kind of like setting up the whole like sometimes he drinks too much. And so I think that's what's setting up later. Like is he crazy? Is he drunk? She says it's like we don't know and she does mention the possibility that he wants did plagiarize. Yeah. She does like she does say like you didn't do this right knee like you did it before motherfuker. We'll cuz they have this whole thing. They're alluding to like, oh like the cops are doing it. She's doing everyone doing like is this like last time? Is this something we can handle or is it somewhere like what the fuck is it? Never say what last time was? So I'd have no idea what they're talking about. He just says at some point like, you know, I took care of that and I never did it again and like you didn't talk about it, right and she's like no, but they mentioned it so many times that I need to know what it was cuz they mentioned it what seven times what do you mean influenced anyway? like by another story forget him toward you swore. The one time was the only time I get a please please just forget. And I just want to know more I was like what what did he do? Like, what did he plagiarizes? I need to know and of course. That's the one thing that fucking Kebab doesn't talk about. Of course it is I'd like he goes into a girl else. He goes on to fucking mirrors and he doesn't go into this Johnny Depp scream mirrors fucking is also the car shot. Sorry like the fucking course and there's there's another screaming moment at the end that's amazing. But so then he's just walking around his property out of nowhere and he comes across John shooter. Just hanging out on his property. It's like Oh Hey Jake and he just goes you read it and he's like so they start talking about it and Shooters like I came all the way from Mississippi and I'm going to prove that you stole my story and well, they're talking I find him by how does he know his address? And especially this Cabin in the Woods, it's not even like his real home. Like what the fuc. Like no one questions that he left his house. Yeah. He's just like he left his actual house where you could probably find him and this dude found him, but I didn't question it. I was like, yeah, he came back to Mississippi and he found him I tell you right now everyone else questioned it. I I think everyone around me did but I was like I'm involved I suspended reality for this in a big way off while they're talking a truck goes by and like the person beeps and waves and we find out later. It's like this old dude Tom that more knows he plays like that's why so he waves to him and then they start talking about it and shooter says that he wrote his story seven years ago in nineteen ninety seven and he calls him a big money scribbling asshole and it was one of my favorite things ever some day. I hope to be called a big money scribbled so I don't like you I strive I strive for it you not you Elena but if anyone khong Me that I will fight you kind of Fight You just a figurative you out there. I will John shooter you I will find you from Mississippi coming from Mississippi and find you in a big all that and more it says he wrote his in nineteen ninety four. So he's like I beat you by years and he says he published in a magazine in June 1995. It was a mystery magazine kept saying something about that too. He's like, oh, so Johnny Depp is like, oh, yeah. My book was in ninety-four and then he's like you see you see shooter have like a weird face and he's like no no off and he's like he does that because if he actually did write his before his story then he's not real Ono. Yeah, that's this the guy we're dealing with I'm really glad I didn't watch the same thing cuz it would probably ruin a lot of things for me. I watched it twice. I turned off the second time. I didn't finish her. I turned to the fuck off the second time. I was paying it's true cuz shooter like flips out like he flips out and calls him a liar. No way Jose. And he's like you need to find the and so Morton rainy is like you need to find this magazine like go find it and you'll see well instead Shooters. Like how am I to do this? Don't walk your liar Mister Raney. Wow those perfect. You're liar. Put the emphasis on that well, and he says Emma Emma to visit your wife Amy. Do I need to pay her a visit Mister Raney or you can get me that their magazine and then he creepily tells him that he read that on his book jacket and he does just like we suck ass while he's a credit on your book jacket and it was like gross I would immediately vacate the premises I'd be like, all right, you put his address on the jacket of his book. Well, that's what yeah why no one questions that either like you didn't know where he lived off the book Jackie. Like what in this is this is the time when he offers a month. Milk, and he pulls out the pack. So that's the time that you were thinking of. This is when he just gives him like the three days tells him like you need to go home. You need to give me the magazine go home get that. So this is what he goes home. He falls asleep. You see the dog go out the doggy door and immediately or like well that dogs going to die. Well cuz he doesn't care. He just sees him go out. He's like, whatever she come home. You go don't be discouraged. It'll be discouraging blind bastard. See if I care in the dog's name is Chico. He's just like yeah, how are you blind bastard? It's an actual blind dog. So mean cuz he's really blood he's actually blind that's for real blind dog that they had to like they said he was like, oh, yeah, he had to the owner out there whistling for him. So that's the way he kinds of turns around and comes back and like you're talking to me about a fucking dog turning around and coming back and going out a dark theater on your fucking making of that's what she's talking about. You're talking about that. That is just a thing that he fucking did of course a blind dog is going to turn another way and then go wherever the sound is coming from your so fucking stupid. I hate this guy would do well and he it makes me sad because so Chico leaves and it's getting dark and Morton rainy just goes to sleep on the couch. She doesn't even care that his dog doesn't come in that would like the night in the forest home. Yeah, it seems true and like he gets up. He goes outside cuz he doesn't see Chico when he wakes up. So he sees that the porch light is smashed and there's a note that says you have 3 days. I am not joking. No police. It's like whoa. All right, so he goes over and there's a sheet on something pulls the sheet back and there's a dead she go with a screwdriver through his neck and he goes off pops. Yeah, that's not cool. And this cop is like he's played by a Charles S. And his name is Ken car in the movie Yes, and he's like, oh sorry through life and then death is like, well he put He put a screw in my dog and the guys like, huh doesn't seem that important. I guess. It's just like yeah, it must be a cat person. And he's like, yeah go call someone else. No one seems concerned about this. I don't care. She's like go call someone else. This isn't my job. Yeah, but like shit happens. I guess that sucks. He's like call the vet said that's really good. I can't fix that for you. This is a Stephen King movie. I know but we are not Pet Sematary. You're in the wrong film. Yeah wrong one wrong Wars. She goes gone. I hate to tell you wrong. And so he agreed Ken agrees that he'll be his security and he's going to do like surveillance for him. And so he was like, I also want to be there when you show shooter the proof so Mort headstrong house, which is his former house, but she knows and he pulls across the street which is weird like doesn't pull in the driveway and just like weights and then she and Ted the fact that she was fookin earlier comes walking out all dressed up. They like kiss and Ted is like gesturing to the house like he's going to renovate something or something which would go up by out sideways. So I understood off. And is a fucking dick. It's like he's legitimately another person's house and he's acting like a tips and it's not like I know you're dating this girl and she's living in it. It's not your house, but it's like did not your aunt Ed and Amy are very unlikable characters like when they finally even like each other know and when it finally reaches the end and something happens, you're like, I don't even hate that. It's another movie where you just you don't care about the characters who died so it's like you don't root for them at all. You really don't care about Charles. And dying. Yeah, I cared about that. I turned about that in a big way. Well, this is when he's sitting there and he watches them kissing and he says to himself. This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife anymore. She's left my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife. Burn Talking Heads. So biggest biggest issue. I've said that a lot but I'm going to yes number one song August issue because at first I texted you and I was like, you know, what the only cool part of the movie was him saying this is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife. And then when I watch the making-of and everything else, it just pissed me off more and more and when I thought about again, I was like, I don't like that and I watch in the making of the show him saying it like again and I listen to the way he said he's like, this is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife. You just took one of my favorite songs from one of my favorite bands from one of my favorite people of all time. Like David bird might have been a little weird with the whole like Tom Tom Club thing and all that. Well, he's he's a creative guy that you know, he does what he does but you know beside that I love David Byrne. I love his music and yeah, he's so fucking angry and you love this film. So it's good that they that they came together. It's good that it all came together for you. I want to hurt myself just for having watched that wow, I'm I feel powerful that I did this song really do I feel power like coursing through my veins right now that I've done this to you you were saying this might not be the first episode and I think it has to be I feel like it must it must be we're setting a tone if you're setting the tone right your your partner on morbid cuz you are I guess we haven't said that you are also on more of a podcast with very good friend Ash. I love Ash with Ash wage. As requested movies on horseshoe before and I've done you guys did the craft together. I was fine with that. That's fine and Nash on her own was like you have to do Mom and I was like the worst piece of shit I've ever seen in my life like very much up there with this. I'd rather watch a modernist really into that very much rather watch more than this though. I'm going to say you tell you fuk me over way way worse. I'm so happy morning. That's that's like a badge of honor a little bit. I feel pretty good about it back to the ship movie. Go back to this ship movie after he ruins the talking heads for you off after he does that he ends up going home without getting the magazine. So we drove all the way there to do nothing but recite a Talking Heads song and then leave apparently and he goes back and Ken is ther Ken says he's check the place but he makes him check it again and he's like, all right. He's like, I'm pretty sure that he was like, you know, you're going crazy, but I'm going to stay overnight. Let me know if you need anything once he leaves home. Is he leaves he thinks he sees somebody in the house and it's like immediately and he starts like smashing things. He smashes a window like a mirror. He smashes this mirror with a 3-second hesitation. Yeah, like a 3-second hesitation and unlike a 5-second count. And then he automatically he audibly says I killed a mirror. I killed him and my shower door and it was a rat was around a little nose and he takes the little mouse outside and guess who's outside John shooter as soon as Ken leaves John shoot us home. They're always and and Jones Genesis something like sounds like you pitched a fit in there. And then he's like yeah, you still have my shit like he just goes through the same thing. Every time he sees John shooter jump shooter says the same shit just says it differently and more flowery. I will say that it annoys a shit out of me. So it's funny. My note right here is what the fuck is up with Shooters voice and dialogue exactly. There you go. Cuz I was getting annoyed. I was like, all right, we get it. He stole your shit. We know he's gonna give it to you say you want proof yada yada ya cuz I'm like sorry, play the sound of a Sonic no. No, this is my story and she goes, you know, it isn't page him. I want my ending change back to the original. You know, what you did. That's the end Pilgrim. That's how the story ends pilgrims off and later. You hear Ken use the word pilgrim when he's talking to so it further puts in that. He's just taking shit from people that are around him. Yeah song Use that way there's personalities this cop would just be like, oh hey Pilgrim the fuc. Yeah. It doesn't make any sense. Well, the ending that he wants is the is that the way that he wants says I know I can do it down. He said helping himself to another eirik on from the steaming Bowl. I'm sure that in time her desk will be a mystery even to me which is a good ending. So I have more so you want to wake up from one of your stupid naps and find Amy nailed to your garbage bin to turn off the radio some morning and here she came on on second best in a match with the chainsaw. You keep out in the shed duya. I think he says that later when they meet again, but yet I have it like right here. So it was like either right here right after this. It was like it's very much an escalation such an escalation of like you need to chill. Well, like you said, I'm going to go it doesn't matter what it was wrong. Because he says similar stuff all the time. It's just like different witty Mississippi things exactly Mississippi things. Like he says he mentions Amy and he says she's hurting. It immediately stuff can immediately sir stop. She's pretty like that's not even a real thing. Yeah. Don't say well. Yeah, I say that and you're you know, what your name was right? Then that he says you want to make a wake up from one of your stupid nips ends up going back inside and he's freaking out by this point. His hair has become aggressive like very aggressive. So we have to watch em eating ASMR style Doritos like old 2004 Doritos movie. He's eating Doritos. I thought it was a Doritos advertising. I thought it was watching like mac and me like when you're sick fucking like McDonald's and Coke and skills everywhere see him eat Doritos. That's all he does. She I'm pretty sure they sponsored this movie. I think they did and they said the old bag and everything. It was kind of funny, but he dead Currently unplugged his phone at some point and he plugged it back in it rings immediately. And it's a me get a phone. He did. He had a phone. How old was the phone it was it was one of those like so it actually looks like one of those like ruairidh phones wait, so this was set in 2004. Yeah. I thought this was supposed to be set like in an older time. No. Oh my God, that's even dumber. Like I didn't I didn't buy that. It was in a long time, but it's even dumber that they weren't trying. Oh my God. Okay. Well, well that just blew your mind. I love that cool. Well Amy is on the phone and she's screaming that somebody burned out in their house. So he's like oh shit, so he arrives and it is burnt down. She was correct and they flash they do a quick flashback to like them being cute or him being cute like that with them living in the house in him like running after she's going to work and him pretending that like, he's just trying to he's like, oh you left me some money Miss. I'm free. I don't know if they told you but I'm free. Oh, that was the dumbest thing ever and she's being addicted job. And I think it's just like further proving like she's an asshole, but I'm like why still making me hate her so much. No Elena, you would be addicted him if he was joking if you just fucked him and he was like, oh, hey, here's somebody haha. Thought you'd be like dude. What if it's your husband was your husband that was like early on I think though we were married because she was just going out to work. He was just waking up and he had like shaving cream on his face. I think he was just thinking like a hotel though. No, it was in their house cuz it was showing their home like it was showing their her like the nice memories in their home while they were standing amongst like the wreckage, but I was just like a cute bit like he's just trying to be funny and she was like a real dick about it. And I was like, I just don't like U AV maybe I just let 2004 Johnny Depp is like a great Johnny Depp. So I was like, I was feeling a little know I'm feeling protective of Johnny Depp. Well before that is prime Johnny Depp, but this was like right before he fell off the The Wagon there was dead. When he fell off the wagon, yeah, this was like right then so I was still I was still into it then but then it breaks off. But either way I felt protected separate desk in this part off in this spot Ted and Amy Ted is being a dick head light shows up and pretends. This is this house and I was like, you need to step away Ted. Like I was understanding it in the fire chief says it's definitely arson like for sure asked about enemies none of them have one but he's like, yeah, I have one. It's called shooter. Yeah, like I don't know what to tell you and the only reason I'm going to mention this next part is because life has to do with why he came up with the shooter. But like they go to look over there like shared property and they kicked Ed out of the insurance place. Like you can't look at the Shared property and then they meet outside. They have a little argument and he's like where we from Teddy and he's like Tennessee and then he's like we're and he's like a little place called Shooters Bay and I was like, oh no, that's the one part. I didn't know I didn't have anything on Thursday. That's he says a little place called Shooters Bay and you're like, oh that's where that is. That's cool. So he goes back home to the to the cabin and the phone is ringing and it's Ken. He's saying you check the place I'm going is fine. And of course he didn't get the magazine again. And now the house is burned down. So he's like shit, I don't have the proof but Ken's like don't worry. I got the original and I'm like, why didn't you just do that to begin with Wise Choice we make this complicated, but okay so he's like, all right. I got the original one. It's going to come to you tomorrow and he's like, I also talked to Tom who had driven by you and beeped at you because he saw you and shoot her page. Tom was real cagey about it. So he's like, let's meet tomorrow morning at 9 a.m. With Tom. We're going to talk about it. So that like cool. This is when he starts having like TMJ issues. Also, by the way, this is when he starts like, oh really aggressively like cracking his jaw, and I was like what's happening and this happens a lot during the movie and I found like a reason for it, but this is when it first happened I was like are you okay? Sir, but he wakes up late. So he misses the whole thing. And he ends up I think like he found Shooters hat outside his house that morning, which I never understood really the reason for that. But the faith in his house right was that this part it was out later. I think he found it like on his porch. Yeah. It was like on his porch like he opened the door and it was right there and then I think a little bit after I might be jumping ahead. But if she does show up and he's like bring a manuscript bring your bruises and brings you bring your Six-Gun Pilgrim Pilgrim's. Yeah, I Want My Hat Back by the way. Well, they end up he ends up going to meet Tom and Ken and they don't show up. So he's like Fox so he goes to the meeting place and shooter. That's one shooter shows up and he took her no actually first. I forgot he sees Ted out of gas station in town. Oh, that's when he has the confrontation with Ted. And what Ted is talking about is the divorce he wants him to sign the divorce papers off. Like you need to get out of my life. Yeah, but more things he's talking about. He thinks that he sent shooter as like a Hitman basically like intimidate him into signing these divorce papers. So they end up talking about two different things to each other instead goes to punch him and punches with do cuz Johnny Depp has fucking cat like reflexes currently and he just like moves over and he punches the window and he's like ha ha he goes dead bummer Ted. That's what it was. Yep. Yep. So then that's when he goes and he he ends up answering the phone and Shooters like meet me at the same place. So we meet shooter again and all she has like he sees the car that Tom was driving before parked there and he's like well shit, it's Tom and he sees Tom will Tom has a screwdriver through his head. He's sitting in the front seat of the car with a screwdriver in his head and jumps. He's like, oh in the cash and Ken the security dude is in the backseat with a fucking Hatchet and it's Ninja I don't even know why he was with him cuz he was supposed to be meeting Tom cuz they were going to meet what's his name. Yeah. Yeah, this is when so he sees these two things. He's like what the fuck is going on and then locks eyes with a squirrel in a tree. So yeah, why did he pass out? He passed out just cuz I think from seeing dead bodies. I think he just like was Lady saw the squirrel pass up from the dead bodies. He passed out from the school showed after locking eyes with a squirrel like having a full-on moment with a squirrel and he wakes up. Why aren't these the things that kept explains? I need that explained. I truly need that explains why you explaining other things and not that maybe I didn't finish it. I can't remember I might have turned it off like the last ten minutes. So maybe I wish she explained know I think I finished it and I don't think he explains it. One thing. He does explain is the dog killing though. Yeah, and he doesn't he doesn't explain it. Very just defend himself. He's like, yeah, so yep. I'm a dog killer from way back. I killed a dog and lost world the decision to kill the dog was not I. Gotta I'm a dog killer from way back. I killed a dog and lost world. They've got plenty of mail about that. Nobody cares about you know, I mean, he also kills four people in the movie, you know, I don't know that seems mildly objectionable, but it's it's a way of sending a message shortly to a character that you're serious and it's a relatively easy way to get the audience to hate your bad guy. Oh, he's the worst. Yeah, he's just long. I mean like I could get if you're like, no like I had to like convey emotion and he does say that. Oh, I have to convey emotion. Cuz what does it more like a dog killer a dog killing? I have to kill a dog cuz I've always been a dog killer. So I was like, that's my thing. Yeah, when you said it was like his thing. I was like like not cute shut the fuk up. I'm not interested not cute at all not wasn't even good know. We'll we'll after he locks eyes with the squirrel that we'll never know. Why wage We'll never know why that happened but he wakes up and shoot her standing there and says he's been out for three hours just like holy shit and he goes to try to run away from him and he's like falling off his legs asleep isn't shooter goes your legs sleeping you lay on the damn thing and then he's like hey, by the way, you shouldn't leave because that's screwdriver is yours. So I tied with these murders. So yeah, you maybe shouldn't run away and then he's telling him I have the magazine. He's like it's coming tomorrow. And this is when Shooters freaking out again. He's like no it can't be in there. This is my story and song meet me in two hours at my cabin and he's like, I'm going to fucking give you this thing and then you'll go away. I have the magazine. I have the magazine. I have it. That's exactly I have that in my notes like a Hustler magazine home and he also tells him this is like one of my favorite lines cuz I was like, wow what a writer you are shooter cuz he goes by the way you talk to that sheriff of yours again, and if you log, Show up at 4:00. I'll burn your life and every person in it like a cane field in a high winds way, but also what Sheriff he already killed the sheriff. No, he didn't kill the sheriff. He killed the security guard. Wait, cuz the sheriff comes land Dutton is the security guard security guard or like or like the like a bodyguard boy. Ya girl. I didn't know I know that I thought he was a fucking Sheriff. No way. He's The Bodyguard. Oh, so he tells of the sheriff is like the old guy he comes later than life. Yeah, the old guys the sheriff. He got it over a Charles dutton's there was the sheriff is an old guy who's doing like needlepoint. Are you funny? Dude? I remember him now. Okay that pissed off shooter tells him I will leave you alone and I will turn myself in if you show me this proof. He's like and you know what to be honest. I'll kill myself before trial because I'm great if I'm that crazy thoughts. Sort of a do and then he goes listen, you got my hat. I want it. They got my sleeves I Want My Hat Walnut. So ends up taking care of you like, you know roles the car off a cliff and then, you know usual Cliff a casual clips that comes out of nowhere and he goes home. The phone is ringing again. And of course, it's fucking a me again. I'm annoyed at her so I understand and she's being annoying and she's acting like she's worried about him and that she cares fucking at all about him. Do you think things would be different if we didn't lose the big we didn't lose the baby. I was like really are you really bringing up a miscarriage right now? He's clearly having a psychotic break like why you doing this to him? And he's like, are you kidding me right now? And then they start talking about their relationship with she's like and she says I only cheated on you with Ted only test like, oh that's good. And she's like and he wanted us to tell you and then she goes to look on your face off. It was like what the fuc know, you know, what else is fucking ridiculous at one point. She's talking about Ted cuz it almost sounds like she's like done with him and she's like, yeah go back to your and she's like, oh, yeah. She she said she said he's like, where's Ted? She's like he left. Yeah, then he's like, oh like you guys broke up and she's like no, he just went to the store. Yeah. She's like no he's coming back. I'm going to his face and you're like, that's not how you say that like shit know and then after she acts like she cares about him and then drops the whole like remember your face when you walked out and on us after we had fuked in like yeah. She's like here here's this emotion ball and then she's like, you know what it would be cool if you sign those divorce papers, that's what you're calling for. You dick. Yeah. He's just he's like I'm done. He has severe TMJ, I guess like immediately and I looked it up and temporomandibular disorders or TMJ are common with psychological disorders and these often come along. Schizophrenia, whereas I called TMJ if it ends with a disorder because it's a t m GT MD is the temporal mandibular disorder, but TMJ is like a specific jaw disorder Thursday. We supposed to have like joint disorder. Yeah, and he's in I don't know but I was looking it up and it looked like that's what it was and if that's what it was. It is common with like schizophrenia or anxiety depression. It will they come along with it? So it makes sense if he's like going into it like a schizophrenic break. Okay, we would have TMJ so I was like, okay that makes me feel better about this constant jaw cracking thing but off so she hangs up the phone and she says she's going to make him sign the papers Ted wants to go with her but he's like no she's like no stay here. So he this is when he goes to get the manuscript from the post office and the girl behind the desk like flirts with him. She comes back later. And so he ends up seeing the sheriff briefly to the old sheriff and he's real suspicious of him, but Ted had decided to log Hello, Amy to the cabin Amy shows up or no, excuse me before Amy shows up. This is when he has his like total breakdown in the cabin. Yes punches the window or something like that, right? Yeah, he cuz he opens the package in the magazine is in there. But his story has been cut out of the magazine. Yeah. Yeah. It's a whole magazine aside from that. Yeah. This is when he makes him like totally break. So we ended up having a ton of TMJ. He's looking in the mirror a lot. He puts on Shooters hat and he starts talking to himself as shooter as him. It's like he's suddenly himself. Yeah, he's using a saying like, you know, you remember Shooters Bay Pilgrim you made this up cuz it's like these flashback things of like him and Shooters like point of view, but you know what really fucking pissed me off. It just goes to him and you look at him and it's just him life slowly putting on the hat like Darth Vader putting on his helmet. Yes. I was like what you did not just fucking do that and he just walked around the whole time like I'm shooter now look at my big ridiculous fucking hath And you and you realize that he got that hat at like an estate sale when he was with a me once he just like put it on in a mirror and was like, my name's John shooter. Like I'm from Mississippi. Like I'm a Dairy Farmer from Mississippi and that's the whole explanation. That's it. Yeah, that's it. He just put that on and so he's yelling. He's yelling at himself. And then they do that thing that they do in the craft where he looks in the mirror and he turns to the left and like his own reflection turns with him like the office. I mean like it's not a reflection and then shoot her shows up and is standing on the stairs. And again, they're talking back and forth. You see the flashback of him quitting shooter and then he's like you need to fix the ending. Yeah, and this is when Amy pulls in and evening pulls in and all the pages are everywhere from the secret window Story. The one that was cut out of the magazine. They're floating everywhere flying around ridiculously and also they had you go through the mirror again. So now you're in reality and that's why you don't see shooter again not taking according to the director job. Yeah not taking that. No, I'm not taking that. I won't believe it but she walks and she sees all the papers everywhere. The police is ransacked. She's like calling for him. She sees the Jack Daniels took the table and she's like, oh, he's probably just drunk somewhere. Let's go find him. And then you start seeing that shooter. The word shooter is carved into various places in this house have that right here Whitey carve it in the fucking Walsh last thing it says Shooters here and it's fucking Johnny hiding behind the doors. It's a shoot her her. Yeah, it says shoot her. You're kidding. No home. No, it's a shoot her what like meaning shoot your wife. Oh shut the fuck up bitch. Yeah cuz all cuz she's seeing all these and she's like what is shooter what the fuck and then she sees a guy with the hat the door is closing and next time it says shoot and then as the door closes it says her. Oh my God, and he's talking in the accent and he's telling her more. It's dead dead. Then he has scissors. He chases her out the door with the scissors. She grabs her keys tries to start her car. He breaks a window with a rock and drags her out of the car. Like well, she's going off without removing the accent. I am so sorry. I see but rat is right and fair is fair and something has got to be done. Yeah without oh he's full accent. That's a long time which I appreciate and she ends up kicking him in the nose. So he's like bleeding everywhere. She runs out to the back. She ends up pushing her into a rock. She slams her head somehow she's just like incapacitated on the crown after falling. Yeah. It's like I feel like you wouldn't be totally incapacitated, but that was just done and he just drags her back in the house done. Well, and he grabs a shovel and he's talking like shooter and he's saying, you know, it was more rain. He's out sick and he's like, I got a place for you miss okay to take her into the house. She's still laying there and she's like you are more training. She just keep saying it over you are more strength. By the way, I want you to know that none of this was my idea was mr. Rainey all along. You are ready. I got a place for you. I will. I got it all picked out. Do head pulls up and we see Ted come in and I was like, okay them doesn't get him shooter get him but Morton Waits until at the back door until Ted comes through the porch a name. He's yelling for Ted which stuff yelling for him. You're like bringing him to the death. But okay and he runs out the back door and more. It just takes the shovel and just brain some with the shovel. As soon as he comes through. I'm going to say at least satisfying shovel the head noise I've ever heard in my life. I agree. I wanted it to be like a crack don't really was it was like it was ridiculous like dead ends up chopping him with the shovel like chopping him up, which I was like, all right, I get that that's pretty cool and goes over to her and he's reciting the end of the story and then he charged her with the shovel. It's supposed to parallel his book exactly but and this is and then it just kind of Skips forward a little bit. We see him walking into the general General Store and he looks like shit and not like Hot mess like he did before I preferred before his hair is like in a perfect pageboy like perfectly quaffed hair cut. He's changed his glasses to these awful little glasses and he has braces and I was so stressed out about it all though. It was him with braces. He had braces. Oh, I did write that. I thought I wrote it was the girl that had braces that showed up cuz he sees a girl again. I you know, I did write it was him with braces. I wanted to push that out of my mind. I guess I didn't even want to read that right the the post office girl shows up and he's like, hey girl, like he starts flirting with her which I was like, she looks way too young for you sir. But okay and he's not she's not into it. She's freaked out everyone seems freaked out by her him. He ends up buying Morton salts hate it butter and napkins m e leaves and the sheriff shows up in his cabin. The old Sheriff did have Doritos on that too. I think I don't know if you did cuz when you can't remember cuz when he comes into the the sheriff walks into the birth. And because it's like open so he's like sure I can just walk in and there's fucking there's a kitchen full of corn everywhere and he goes upstairs and he's like hey and he sees them as desk. He's eating an ear of corn and he's like, I've just been writing cuz I've been so inspired by that murder and the sheriff goes listen both you and I know what you did. Maybe we don't have enough to put you away right now, but eventually we'll find those bodies tie you to them and you're going away and then he tells them but in the meantime get don't go into like the general store cuz you're freaking people like everyone knows you did it wrong. So now we know everybody knows he's a murder and he says let let me finish this off, please. Yes. I have a very big issue with the founding. He talks about like he's talking to share. Just let me know. Yeah. Yeah my ending very good. Perfect. And only thing that matters is the end. The only thing that matters is the ending that is what he says and immediately my brain was like dead. That is the fucking idiots involved with this the writer or the director kept anyone involved in this trying to say that the ending to this specific movie not to the story in this movie to this movie is perfect. Yep. Oh, yeah, that was a definitely cuz it was right before the ending of the movie that he says all that matters is the ending and then he says in this one. It's very good. This one's perfect. And then he has TMJ he has that jaw thing and then it does the job thing. It fades out the window. It goes up him over to the window out into the garden and then it's like it says I know I can do it. I know I can do it and was on the screen. I don't know if it was on the screen of someone said it was like in the end her death will be a mystery to everyone. Off even me and then depends this fucking cornfield and then all of a sudden just cuts back to Deb light goes black for a second. With his fucking braces braces right up in the fucking strangest biting this fucking crunching this corn on the cob. I don't know why that happened. I have no idea why it happened. I don't either I don't either and you know, what's even crazier if you sat through the credits, which I'm sure you did not if you sat through the credits at the end of the credits, you will hear Johnny Depp singing shooter voice little baby loves shortening shortening little baby loves shortening shortening little baby loves shortening bread name is Elena. I always stay after credits Shay. Yeah. Well the thing is, I'm the only person like when Ash requested my a long time ago. I have this whole Theory and I know it's not even just a theory. I've confirmed with every single person that I had asked so far as far every part, I've had fans emailed me and say hey you're right about that. And the thing is at the end of Mama Like 3 a.m. Minutes after the credits. I was like, there's no way anyone would stay for the credits even like Brie that did it with me. She was like, yeah. No, I didn't see that was like did you see the end credits? She was like No And I was like it completely denounces the entire engine the movie. It makes it a completely different ending holyshit and no one has seen it. I have asked every person I'm like, hey, do you know about the end scenes a mock? Cuz they talk about it. I'm like, you know about the end credit. I just asked them what the engine is too. I'm like, what's the ending and they're like, oh this that I'm like no, it's not it. No, that's not it. Yeah, so I stay after credits I do because there's always a lot of times there's something weird and I also I'm one of those weird people that goes through and I look at like who did the score and like, you know, like what not like I'm aware to like that. So see you heard him doing the like he didn't like a growly voice. He's like little baby blush. I just want to talk about it. But yeah, I heard it. Unfortunately. I'm bringing it out into the open. I was hoping you didn't hear it cuz I wasn't I heard it. I heard it and I was like, I'm confused by this. I totally understand. As anyone would be but the whole point is the whole ending is that he clearly killed Amy and Ted and he buried him in his garden and he's I think I don't know if the bite is supposed to be like I'm eating the corn That Grew From her decomposing body. Like it's just supposed to like Hammer that in. Oh my God, is that what it is? I think that's what it is. I think is it shows you that her box is underneath that soil that is growing corn and then he takes a big jump into the corn. So I think it's like look at look at this Braceface motherfuker that corn that came from a dead body wage. So this is like a parallel to people growing a tree out of a dead body except Johnny Depp is growing corn eating it and eating it a lot. Apparently. Apparently, that's all he's eating just sitting eating corn. All right, there's four kills in this movie. I give this zero fucking stars. I will never watch this movie again. I will not recommend this to anyone like legitimately if anyone ever I was hanging out with someone else. It's like toward the end of the night and you know, you're hanging out you're done to get out your like let's watch a movie and they're like, hey, let's watch Secret Window. I will leave I will go home. I will not I will not let you request another movie. I will not talk about it. I will not deceive I'm gone. I will not even say anything to you. I will leave I probably won't talk to you for a week. Meanwhile, I give this three out of four pilgrims three out of four pilgrims. I give it a three out of four pilgrims wait, we're going out for who goes out of business or me. So if it's if there's a lot of five, what would you give this for out of five? That's a bad rating. I love it. When you were going to say you were going to say three out of five and I was like, that's that's fine. I guess like it's not fine, but it's fine. But no way no way I give this. I don't know why I went out of four. I feel like it for just fell off but I've never heard that like it's always 10:00 or 5 and wine is like four three out of four Pilgrim 3.75. I can't believe this should I give it a four out of five pilgrims? Well, I don't know when the last time even on like my other show my other shows like completely horror movie show. So we're pretty much I don't think I've ever given any thing like straight home. Gyro. Yeah, but I give this a zero, I feel pretty good about being able to do that for you cuz painting me, you know, when I first watched it took years off your life. I first watched. I don't know what happened but there was some seen that happened and I was so angry that I literally just turned it off. Wow. I just turned it off. I I went back to it like four hours later. Wow. I love that. I feel really good about that. I'm not gonna lie down. I feel great about that. I'm a little nervous of what's to come my way but as like retaliation for that, but you know, I tried doing something. I tried to threaten Elena with doing like all 20,000 in Amityville and she was like, I was like, let's do it was like, oh, yeah Kula sounds good. And I was like what I've tried to do this like nine other people and they've all told me that they weren't going to talk to me anymore know I was like, let's do this. Yeah. So now I'm thinking have to go really brutal with you. Oh God, cuz I watch I'm going to tell you Elena and for the fans I guess too. I like we said in the beginning Elena's really like a 2000s witchy kind of person like fluffy movies. I'd say girl. Get down with some some weird, but I have a good array but I've leaned more towards the other. Yeah, that's the thing. She likes weird stuff. Like I know she does. She's a fucking I mean for people that don't know and don't miss in a morbid. She's a fucking autopsy technician. Is that the right? Is that the right term? Yeah it is. So I am a connoisseur of weird stuff and I also it goes into my movie preference and Drew us together. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, exactly and I have a very big taste for fucked up movies. I'm actually doing one of the first really fucked-up movies on horseshoe pretty soon and I think I'm going to get you back with some cuz I have a lot in my docket a little scared have a lot. I'm real scared. We're going to bounce from two very different areas. Yeah, and that's and I think that's going to be the fun of the show, you know, sometimes one week it's going to be Elena's weird Flonase stuff and I guess Johnny Depp and she already like mentioned something with what was it Lindsay Lohan? Oh, yeah. I know who killed me. Yeah. That was that one will be a hate watch. I hate wage. Okay. Okay. So at least you're not going to like it cuz I'm yeah that will be fun to make fun of because that's that's a true train wreck. But it's one that has to happen. But yeah, it'll be stuff like that. I mean the first month at me you and Ash and Brie ever covered together was Jennifer's Body. Yeah, I love that flick. Yeah, that one I love and I do love a lot of well some from that are I'm going to say yeah, but it's just something we all go as far as a lot. Yeah. I'm going to say so my best but you know, it's going to be very two different worlds every week and I'm pretty excited. So it's something for everyone maybe not on my weeks. Yeah, that's something for a few people. There's a lot of listeners on my weeks. Well, hopefully everybody enjoyed Secret Window go watch it now say that that's awful. It's great is is at the end of the show Atlanta. It's about the end right I'd say so so I guess we should do a couple of things. First of all since it's the first episode and I guess I'll do it a few more times before I get bored. Thank you to the fans and the people that birth Listening to this. Yeah, you show thank you. If you've taken time to let us travel through your ear meet your meet. That's a term. Okay. Oh, if you do like us go ahead and review with us because you know, I tune kind of bump you up and what not good stuff. Yeah, five star reviews are loved. I don't think we haven't set everything up yet. But as of this time email us home screen podcast at yahoo.com couldn't get the Gmail you can follow us on it was Instagram at scream podcast follow us on Twitter at the screen part. It's official. They're set in stone think that's everything. I didn't make a Facebook you can I literally don't even do Facebook actually Hills Facebook. I fucking hate it a fucking it. If you don't want to make one I don't care if you want to make one just not do anything with it. Just leave it there and just like do the, you know Instagram thing where you go share. Yeah, you shared a both. Yeah, we can do that. We do get here that I think the last thing is we mentioned a little bit wage. Podcast and you have other one or another one that we did mention. So do yours first I have a another podcast called morbid a true crime podcast. So you can find us anywhere that you listen, You can follow our Twitter at a morbid podcast Instagram. I think we're just at morbid podcast podcast and you can also go listen to our podcast podcast called countdown and it's also me and Ash and it's like top ten list and shit. I don't I don't really know what you can follow us at prior cast somewhere but there you can find it. It's on Park best Podcast Thursday. It's in podcast. You can find it fall Park as go review it and whatnot still fairly new. Well, I guess it'll be a little bit less new once this comes out, but but it's still in its a little bit and its infancy wage war but it's like the the veteran of the veteran as the veteran I have horse soup, which is I guess my veteran that I've done like forever if you listen early on I did it one month. Granbury she doesn't have time for it anymore, and that's what's going on, and she I'm going to force her back into it. Eventually it'll happen. But for now, I do like horror movies and I cover them with other guests like directors actors. Just my friends sometimes and whatnot. And yeah horse soup. You can find that anywhere just search horse who I'm not going to give you specifics. You can find it's the fucking internet. I also have another podcast called. I'll suck your blood. That's a vampire movie podcast, and we pretty much just cover all areas of vampire, but I do that with my buddy James from Night Shift video really cool guy again find us some places at all suck your blood and Jim tan laundry that one you can find a job in and even less places. If you go to like a podcast player and search Jim Chan laundry, you'll find my Jersey Shore podcast that I do with my buddy Sean and buried kind of has time for that. One is a little bit of time. That was Wheel of Brie and again, I think I'm going to do it. I don't think I have to do this here. But again, thank you to Ethan hurt for a music man. It's fucking thank you. Thank you, too. Thank you to home. Booth for artwork to yes, Casey Booth both of you guys that killed it like you helped make this show what it was and personally I want to thank you Elena for coming to me which is in general. I think this is fuckingawesome. There's something I've always wanted to do like specifically with you. This is this is just great. I mean, I've said it before on my show and I think on your show, but with you and the horror show and last podcast on the left you were the three top ones that inspired me to ask for you to start a podcast a couple of years ago. So I love that. I love you Caleb. Thank you so much. And thank you for doing this with me. You're the only person I would want to do this podcast with I was immediately like yes my heart Choice like even though I hate you for doing this movie, even though I've destroyed your soul and you'll destroy mine. I'm sure I'm so excited for this show and what's to come? And again, thank you guys for listening to the first episode. Yeah. Thanks so much and come back. Do we do a sign off? What kind of sign off could we do for this? Hm this show is the range shows the rage off and on and off and watch it on the dog. and off and the movie many and I'm going to go ahead and shut off and Gee, they're no we're not together. wow, well I'd be lying. If I said I wasn't on the verge of doing Snoopy dances mark. What I meant was were not together at the moment. He's coming over later. Whoever comes here. I usually go to his house as a useful detail. Thanks for that. Don't ask then it was working. Just fine that way.

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EPISODE 150: Always Be My Phoebe

The KoolPals

1:30:05 hr | 10 months ago

EPISODE 150: Always Be My Phoebe

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Youtuber Tea

Teenager Therapy

36:19 min | 2 years ago

Youtuber Tea

"The. Because we have this. Have you heard ama- Chamblain's new podcast? Know stupid genius podcast showed it to me listen, five minutes. But I didn't go past it the do now surprisingly, really. I played it right here for you. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. Like maybe just not like what do you think of a? Person at that time, I just visit to as like background noise, you know. Yeah. And didn't eat like really try to listen to it. Maybe he's good. Maybe I'll get into it. But as a very now. No, I don't I haven't really listened to it. Finally really weird. I it feels really. Probiotic robotic edited feels like it feels like she's on a contract to do it because I feel like if Emma did a podcast on her own and like she was the one that did it without someone. Pain, her, I like it would be really interesting. But she did, I think the only reason she did that podcast is could somebody her network, or something probably offered her like a show and like they offer her money to do the podcast. And then she did it the concept is talking about just really weird questions. Like the her first episode was why do onions cry. And then she just rambled for thirty minutes about onions. You know, I don't know what demographic it's for like in the episode she has like fart noises in between like. You know children. Yeah. Like I want to who her target audiences is like, like teenagers. Yeah. Yeah. I think she's as soon as that people. Find amusing because that's what she has any videos. She thinks that by implementing those affects in her podcast, and it will have the same effect. Some of the same humorous affect. I saw a lot of reviews that were people getting gather were like, what is this? You know, I just couldn't stand like listening to more than five minutes. I just don't see the point of it. So they didn't like damn yet. It was viewers. What does your viewers of those were viewers? Really? But there was just a few majority is the majority were like it's Emma. So I love it. So it was like proud of her that she started. She cuts number one with a trailer, one podcast and on apple podcasts. Crazy. Just getting there, so quickly after you already, like only did a trailer. Wow, look at us. I know. Hey, but that's the hustle is right. We're getting up there. Yeah. No. We are. But, you know, there was Coachella. And there was that whole thing. And there was a herpes outbreak wasn't it? Yeah. What was that about do? You know, always was like a headline that was like. No, not millions. It was like a million a law. Millions thousand it was a couple thousand people got infected by herpes and stuff. I coach and here fees once you get it, it never goes away. Never goes. And does it does it come back, like every once in a while? We'll meeting, you said it doesn't. Yes. People like take pills. Oh, like mediate, but it's like it's the lip herpes though. Right. Oh, that or herpes and one call or peace in general herpes. Yeah. I don't really know anything about that. Well, pretty sure it was just or hurt bees, which is like pretty common. I think eleven thousand. Wow. How just goes from prison to prison person. Over people outbreak is it is even confirm number. Let me search it up. Okay. I'm seeing one thousand eleven thousand that's like Tannock on Tanna. Con all my God. Oh, Tanta Tennakon was. Yeah. It was you wanted to go, then you he added you. Yeah. I did want to go about to go no way by the ticket. Now I didn't buy. But remember, she advertise as event. And so I was going to go oh. Glad I didn't because such a mess. And mice game would have been so dark design sunburns left issue, making Tannock onto no hope no. Does she say about that? She was like next time. What if trying to better? Maybe wishes dating. That was a mess when they giving out Tanna condoms. Wasn't that part of this on those in there? I was really funny that was damn people got skinned. But they were there were a few people that did get into didn't they? Yeah. But like even when they got it couldn't really do anything. There wasn't much to do. The most out of ants are always at hotels. He does it at hotel like why hotel? I mean like if. Low like I hotel that can only host such as Ma number. I don't know. Number of people number of people, and she hosted it there, and how many people came. Do you remember? I was like, so many people were parked outside. I if I remember I remember like ten thousand even though supposed to be like a thousand. No. Wait. Let me shoulda shoulda. On. Oh my God. So it shut down after twenty thousand fans. And then there's all my God this, it's so funny looking failed festivals. Fire festival. Oh. Feel because like basically it was all ally. Okay. So the original plan was, we're going to be on what it was advertised as was. They were going to be on an island and on that island they were going to have like luxury villages, and they were going to have different packages where you could be like either on a tent, which was the basic package. You could be like in this luxury house and stuff. There was going to be performances by a lot of really fish out rule will really sponsor by. Yeah. He he was like working with them. They got a lot of supermodels advertising highly Jenner was at ketogenic KENDALL Jenner Kylie, was probably KENDALL. They advertise does that mean because because he does modeling highly modeling. Oh, yeah. That's true. So we did a lot of events that did a lot at like supermodels and like blew up. Everybody was so excited for it because I never even knew about it saying, yeah. Until I saw it was like a huge thing, but then the, the guy who was setting it up. He like they got kicked off the island. They were supposed to be at. So then went to another island, and there was like nothing like they're trying to make a festival on an island where there's like no plumbing, nothing. Like, what are you going to do there in the middle of the ocean? There's nothing. Yeah. And the ended up just getting tense leftover tents from like here hurricane, and that's what they used as the thing they got like real keys. See people got stranded and it was such disaster, dudes in going to jail. I think he is getting for fraud and daily. Yeah. I mean yet jailed been like twenty six teen. Dan? I was twenty sixteen. Electric chair. Twenty seventeen twenty seventeen. Do you know there's like there's one festival for furry and oh my God. It was I is it about it, and there's about furry and it is so bad, like the hosted a hotel, right? What was it called? It wasn't a rainforest rainforest. Yeah. It was called rainfall is the hosted at a hotel at, like it was marketed as like this really cool place refers to meet up at it turned into such a shit show. They had a little what are the call ball pits. They had a ballpit, which was basically just an inflatable pool filled with balls, like a little in the middle of a room and things were falling apart so quickly that someone share in the ball pit. Shit in the ballpit. And then for where like they were smoking so much weed by. Yeah. There were starting to fight ordering diapers. It was started throwing diapers, just like filled with shit on, like on the on the streets, and there was Mogi like shit. They were doing. They were all doing cocaine, and there was mocking weed and they were like doing hard drugs, and they had to cancel the whole way. And that's when they realized making an event for was not going to work out. What are, what are fairies freeze? Yeah. Those people that dress up as animal animals. They give animals like human characteristics. Does Tokyo people? Yeah. They just as them that would be a customs. Yeah. In huge on vacation, really technically want to see a picture for free just running around like pooping this they were dressed in these. But the thing is there were still regular people at the hotel. Oh my God. That like yeah. Scary sad. You know, James Charles going on tour. Have you seen that so much controversy? Why? Because the tickets are really how much he's like VA pieces. VIP sister something pieces and then five hundred dollars hundred. Yeah, that's it probably was five hundred. Do you wanna be? No. I mean shell five hundred really. Pretty sure I thought it would be more. Okay. Okay. Now. Tickets picture with somebody on ago. Tickets are like, really. Yes. Charged you five hundred changes you could buy with hundred dollars. But the facts is that, like, apparently the five hundred ticket kind of doesn't seem that bad because. It comes with you get to go on, like this dinner with James Charles house like you get this goodie bag, that's worth, like two hundred fifty dollars, and you get like a meet and greet and get front, row seats and all that. So then people were like, okay me, it's not that bad. But the thing they were mad about is, I think, just to originally, just to get in the show. It was like two hundred two hundred and then they lowered it or it was like one fifty something like that. But it was like a high lie. But then they lowered it to ninety nine dollars because they got so much controversy. I so much. Yes. Why jam? Yeah. I saw the someone's about pay five hundred just to see him Hayes just to see him say, hey sister's in real life. Like what is he going to do a makeup? Some anarchy technically but a show we'll be like me. Podcast. I don't really understand what could he possibly do talk t? No, like Nick of live in front of. Yeah. What do you think do? It's so weird. How like everyone advertises everything, like if you wanna get people to pay attention. You say. Yeah, we're going spilt tea like I find that really weird. Oh. Sorta. It's like the thing kind of bring people together is t- finally really weird. How his tour was like. Yeah, we're going to be doing makeup, fun events. Spilling tea. I don't know something about this. That's like his audience. Beta love your. Love. I don't know exactly what they need these filthy. I wonder what the next trend's going to be like right now. It's the whole teeth thing like spilled. It's that though. Yeah. For like five years knows it. Five years for you started. I remember teens greed really eighth grade grade is when the Kerman mean showed up. And then after that, like, now it's like. Yeah. It's like three years down. That's a long time. I know it's still here. You think we will make the next big slaying? Most of the next big thing. Let's think of it right now about like drama. I dunno. Let's just make up a word and use it. So what? Why is that on your mind? You shouldn't be doesn't. He shouldn't be thinking, only don't even what we do not condone smoking don't smoke. Don't smoke. What? Instead. They don't they gateway. Whatever is going to get you the smoking. All right. And that's that's time out there. There's new slaying. So here's how we're going to use. That's time high. Hi. Time that it takes. Yeah. Neither the T. Okay. Now, it makes sense because now we're used to UK. But was that's time. All right. So let me explain that guys. So here is our newslink. Limiting about. Okay. So every time someone would say something that's basically like controversial just be like, oh my God, you're still being racist. I mean that's time. It would be like, all right. It's time to stop. Stop doing is like okay, but like that's time. I mean I'm so done with him doing that like that time there, it is our news. Do we need to stop being so negative and that's time? I mean that's. That's. Just say it's time. Stop. No, no whatever. Close to say. That's and that's time. No that we're not. What if you're talking normal conversations, and then you just you just time. Yeah. Just like homo mental. No. That's the t- it can go on, like, that's the Tesis times says, I mean. That's time with from now on, I'm going to be like, and that's time, which means like e sound like the one in mean girls that's benched. Okay. That's great. Chin. Gretchen gretchen. She in the movie. She's like that's fetch. And she's like. It's going to be big always come on time. Stop trying to make time happen. Have not to have. All right. But like, I don't know why James Charles was charging so much, it's tickets and that's time. Just tough. That's just does it. Because when you're timing, something that's time. You end some teams what am I? Well, we're my, my slang. That's what I thought, cherry it should. It's changed. Because it's popping. That's better than yours. S H, even it's still good. Think of what that's milky as the Boba. No sticking with it. So basically what I was saying, what was saying something about some big the next away? We'll wait. No, no. Did you see the apparently people like, yeah, the sister squad is dead. What is this squad squad is basically James, the dole into, and Emma and started when light the all hung out together like when Emma move to LA I think that's when, like kind of began, and then they made a couple of us together, and that's when people are like I love this, but they haven't made a video in like over half a year. Oh. Yeah. Okay. Tommy. Like I never really cared. Surprisingly, I'm not that obsessed with anymore. Oh. I don't know. I just I just because I don't have time I think I watched it because I was like board laws time and she's so funny. I like watching when I need entertainment by just don't. Had the leisure. Thing if you're listening. You can always this need. Weird to like I always find, we were just really odd when I'm like, yeah. I really just love watching her or watching them. Why youtuber and stuff don't you love watching YouTube or? Yeah. But I still find that we're especially if they're the same age as me. Like AB. Not anything special. Explain yourself between yourself. It's like let's say there's like this fifteen year old youtuber and I find them really interesting. Like I just couldn't bring myself to the point where it'd be like, if I met them I will literally die. Like I would I, I think that's just because you're not like a very of cessive I am, though, really. Yucel like fan. I mean. Like famous people, you know, I think you gotta obsessive over like subjects no stitching. I think it's just if they're moulder that me, then it's a little less weird because when the same ages me, I don't know for you. I find really weird maybe it's an eagle. Yeah, I was thinking of that. I don't want if I love Alana's, Joseph in Josh Dun, and, but even then I don't think it'd be like, I would literally. Oh my God. It's more. It's more like, yeah, I really wanna meet him. I would love to talk to him. What if you're just equally as excited? But you just don't show the same maybe. Yeah, you guys get excited over that. Not as you just demonstrate really feel you would kill I get really excited. I don't know. It hasn't happened to me at so I don't know how I would think she's the type of people, you're being obsessed with, because of course it was like this sister squad. You would feel that way. But with Elon Musk, you wouldn't I'm talking about, like a youtuber, like do any of you have a uterus the same age as that? You'd be like, oh my God. I really wanna meet him. Marla Catherine for sure. She's the same age of this, and I don't know, like her videos are entertaining never really saw problem. We like my ego with it. Yeah. I would really like to meet here Sunday. Do you have any no Washington YouTubers? No, I don't know why. I don't know. I just love the time. You watched you too. Yeah. Really? Or do you watch enemy? Annemie. What do you watch more out of? What about any YouTubers, what users you like I don't watch enough. It's just like random randomly. Yeah. Recommended videos random videos. I don't I don't watch any specific YouTubers. The only one I do watch Pudi piper. That's it all my other videos, like Thomas, every time he comes to my house, and I'm watching YouTube. It's like white. China's economy is collect. I watch those too. Right. It's like why snatch is becoming relevant? It's just random videos that are like find interesting. Okay. Well, who do you think is the most probable wait? No James Charles. You'd think he's. Problematic. Yeah. Really always in drama. He is problematic. Sometimes I I'm not saying his intention, but sometimes we axe just comes off as problematic. What do you think? He did wrong though. Why do you think he's like, okay? Okay. I do agree. Like sometimes like he doesn't deserve the drama or like backlash. She gets. But I'm not sure. I just know that people try to find a problem with him like all the time. Yeah. I notice that too. Sometimes they get mad at him over something. That's so small. So smallest unreasonable. Yeah. It's unreasonable like okay that's obviously not his intention said sorry for move on from there's no point, and just being so negative all the time about people. I mean I mean, if you think about it, you're getting your constantly getting like attention, and everything you do is watch. If you make a mistake. That's it for you. You gonna get dragged to you're gonna get popped. I remember like I saw this post on Instagram where like. Of you're got mad that Jane's like one of his videos, have six advertised ins. And it was just stupid like this. Video on. I don't know. I guess, like they really just don't have patients. That's why. If I were to be popular, I would like a loyal fan base, and a more. Modules Mangalore, loyal. Nah, it doesn't matter about the size is just like kind of. Of the fan base that I know that would always be there for me. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Dude, I really purifies audiences. So like. He's really lucky to I feel like that it really strong and loyal followers. Two hundred million subscribers. That's, that's crazy. We what's the thing with series all my God. You know, I've watched a video about it, but I try to t series on YouTube. I never even it's not so t-series series is like this Indian company vivo. Okay. Right. And they were going really fast, and they were going to overtake Pudi pie as the most subscribed channel. I like how many subscribers one fifty sixty five sixty five million? We're about a pass them. And then like everybody all his purifies fans didn't want that to happen. And so then, like, they started this whole this whole quote unquote war series. And then Pudi game like dirty marines already millions of scribes in a month. I was one of scarves. Just because of that. Heels so many like less than a year. You got thirty million. Oh my. Yeah. It's a month. Oh, no. It was less than a month thirty million in less than a month thirty million a year. No wait. No wait. Oh, no. Really subscriber. Yes, thirty. I swear it was thirty million to six way. It was not million. It was. Five million. God, I was so over that five million a month, because when the whole thing started he was a sixty five and he's a ninety one. Oh. Money has money has such a nice house. Have you seen pubic lice house? It's getting married is married or getting. Yeah. Just wife's really cool. Yeah. I really liked her. Marzia. Yeah. She quit YouTube, then she asked you. We're really nice like cute relaxing, we'll her videos. They're like flog. Yeah. And like halls and just like DIY's. Yeah. It'll just like my swan I was very soft easy. You watched it. I really I really admire her. I really, she's really creative. She has like this, this clay pottery line. She has like a joy ride jewelry lying. She has a clothing line and I don't know. It's just her her, you know, her fashion style are star her taste. I just really like it. I find the really cool. I like she just create stuff all the time. That's really interesting to me. And yet, but, you know PD like so people think he's a Nazi. Yeah. Like why is he? No. He's, he's so people call them a nutsy all the time. Why? So there was this whole incident. Awhile back where how long ago long ago was a while ago like a year ago, more than a year, probably? Yeah. Probably more than two. Where he he went on fiber. That website is now you pay five dollars. And oh, like people, you someone could be like I'll sing you a song and read song for five dollars payment, and someone who was like a whole the sign saying, whatever you want, and then PD pipe put to see how far or what he says he says he did it because he, he wanted to prove how desperate someone would go for those five dollars and on the sign, he put death to all Jews and stuff like that. And he had them. Hold it around and wave it all laughing. He was laughing. And he was laughing at it was like them. And then the media, of course, got supermac. I think it was a dumb thing to do like why. But he says it was like super point and stuff. And then the media like call them a anti-semitist. Yeah. And we learned about that euro. Right. So basically all my, you know, the shootings in New Zealand. What's going on the shooter said Pudi pies name before he did it. He was like subscribed to Pudi pie. And then he went out and killed everyone. That's what he said. Yeah. They were blaming him for a saying, how like it's his fault because we do you know why he said that he was a fan of. Oh, no. I mean, people said like he was a fan or maybe he just wants to bring him down because he wanted to 'cause everyone to go kind of awarding media did it work. He wasn't only only saints pretty. But he was saying a lot of other controversial stuff to bring everybody like against each other ones improve a point of how he would bring everyone against each other and stuff. So he said that, that was really controversial. Now everyone like the media, especially it's like this big thing against them, because they're always making fake out of context headlines, because he did a review he was like he shouted out like small channels that he liked. And then one of the channels, that he liked anime reviews. He didn't know they secretly put like nutsy images in their videos, like hidden. And then people said like he was promoted. Because he knew about it, and he like, purposely wanted to promote like anti-semitist views and stuff. But he didn't. And now like you know, it's just this whole thing with the media like out of context. Yeah. I usually like nowadays, everyone is trying to find a problem with every single person, you know. Yeah. Yeah. There's there's. There's such a big emphasis on their if you see. Facebook's algorithm. Basically figured out the reason they spread some so many fake news. Newt newt. Spread a lot of fake news. And that's a big issue. It's basically a lot of the reason they do that is because they figure out the figured out that they're out Gril them and engagement on a post will always be better if it's controversial, and like people can disagree with it because more because if someone likes the post they could just be like oh, you know what I like it. They like it and move on. But if it's if, if they see something that disagree with they're more likely to be in the comments and be like, oh, what is that? Yeah. So, I think people, especially in journalism, they wanna find a way to, to make everything seem way more negative than it is. That's pretty annoying. And what's crazy is that people actually believe it like these fake news. Do they don't do extra research? Just believe what they see, like immediately, especially with YouTubers too. I feel bad because certain YouTubers getting dramas that they weren't even involved in the first place and they just get blamed for it. So it's like damn they really need to do out of the way to research, only, like you know, how Johnny Depp with the whole abuse scandal. God, yes. When you told the news as surprise me, so basically a while back years back, Johnny Depp's wife accused them of domestic violence, because apparently Johnny Depp hit her. And she, like emotionally, abused her and stuff. And then everybody, of course Twitter, cancel Johnny Depp. They were like Johnny Depp is cancelled. He is a wife meaner and a little asshole, and he fucking sucks. So they cancel them and then a few months, a few months ago, he released this whole new of a ton. Pictures where released of and it shows that like the wife was actually the one that punch, Johnny Depp, and she's the one that abused them. And she like. Cut his finger off or almost. Yeah. She basically did she cut it? I don't know. But she loves. Bad like she liked her finger really badly, I think it was co who's singers. I always do that in sorry, but she Johnny Depp's fingers. And like she beat him and she emotionally abused and manipulated him. And so, Johnny Depp, of course, like finally gather all the evidence. There was like a ton of evidence against it, and then, like, everyone was kind of, like now looking like a full because China is cancelled. And then, like it turns out imagine being this positional. I know when you being like cancelled and all that even though like you're not in the wrong, and it's such a big thing to him. Yeah. And it the wife, I don't know name, but it is part of the me too. Yeah. Yeah. Is is she canceled? Now. Cancelled now. But yeah, you're right. Like imagine being in that position, when everyone thing always cry. Definitely. Yeah. Big is big. World thinks you, you're an abuser. They think you're manipulative they hate you. Everyone just thinks you're just like a bad person, and you're the one that's like, oh my God. I kinda recently like vent through that not not tonight extent. You know. Right. But yeah, I've been through that kind of, and it feels really bad thought everybody that you, you, you trusted. Right. Right. Like things totally different person. I don't know why it's so important to all look at both sides of the story with everything. It's like the whole propaganda thing and stuff like that. Like journalism the government like even things simple as just like a youtuber drama, there's always like so many so much more than one side to the story. And it goes to show that, like people should really kind of value being non non-bias and looking at every detail then both sides before, really making an opinion 'cause I mean, you could ruin someone's life by, like fake rape allegations. Are you could really ruin someone's life by them? Accusing them of something that people would believe it, which, you know, that could be really dangerous anyways that's about it for this episode was just kind of short one wants to talk about some Richie since some of you have been asking. But I mean that's all the tea and that's time. So basically yeah, it's good time time. I better see everyone start using it after this. I swear, it's happening. That's time way. I don't think it makes sense in that context forget that. That's okay. So announcements, of course are being these are out, you know, we are so we're so happy that finally out, it's been we've been working on this for a while now. And it's it's relieving it's relieving and it's still nerve wracking because the fear is always like will anyone even by this. Well, anyone even so it makes us really happy to see all of you that are excited to get yours in the mail. We'll try to ship it out as soon as possible. Right now. The plan is to ship it out on Friday. So this episode going up Sunday. So on Friday is when we're trying to ship them out by hopefully, maybe even earlier, if we got the chance to, but thank you for understanding that, and yeah. You know. I'm really glad that you guys liked it. I do kinda regret not doing more colors because I feel like doing been really nice red and how much they liked the primary color. Yeah. Agree, maybe for a limited edition one will maybe release a few like in really small amounts. So. Yeah. 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Carolla Classics: Jason Nash and Busy Philipps + Jay Mohr

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Carolla Classics: Jason Nash and Busy Philipps + Jay Mohr

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Information and conditions equal housing lender licensed in all fifty states animal s consumer access dot org number thirty thirty. Hi this is dany. Roof the real. Gm radio podcast. Nine picking milwaukee bucks over the la lakers their game on wednesday. But i'm line has free. Nca turning odds and lines available online or your mobile device visit bed online dot net today. Hello and welcome to corolla classics april third. Twenty twenty one and we're going to play some highlights of the adam corolla show over twelve years of podcasting to choose from. We've got a great show lined up for you and wanna thank you for tuning in my name's chris locks amman. The executive producer of the adam corolla show and with me as always corolla archivist superfan giovanni was april already. I have no idea. I have no idea but either way i'm happy it's today because we have a great show lined up. We're gonna we're gonna kick it off with a clip from twenty thirteen and this is going to feature one of my favorite things. Adam does and that's a music breakdowns. And this one. We're going to talk about aerosmith. We'll get adams take on that and more is going to be in cruel show episode tench twelve featuring david wild j. morales and rose and brian bishop february twenty thirteen with aerosmith breakdown. And we get a little johnny depp. Check it out device. Put aerosmith. Because i know it's cliche to say but i i like early aerosmith and now i don't like anything for two years. Here's the thing ironically their assessments. The two parts of the house. You don't spend a lot of time. In which is rats in the cellar and toys in the attic. Are there to best songs. Are the parts where you don't hang out any song about entry halls. Did you have this in mind. In case shown does not star starring. She's never brought up to the best of my knowledge. You never. I never smith if you listen about a night in the ruts. Is that a room that you would or would not listen to rats in the cellar or toys in the attic. We'll find toys in the aircraft. So those are kick ass rock on the prom is what radio does is they play the ones you don't you don't need to hear walk this way ever again. But i never don't need to hear sweet emotion if it was on a loop for the. Yeah that's it. That's good even tyler. Which like melissa rivers. I feel sorry. Looks like and there's three other guns. That's my summation over three. Three hug idea. I wish a little poison. Algae this the way this is staff was by the drummer. Showing kramer if you only musician ever tried to bribe me to get more face a cover story. The action came up to me with an aerosmith. Go in and you stuff about me. You get the oh no. I didn't want that team. By the way i'm i. I give this in a of like the son who does this. I love the early. I know so this is good. Aerosmith never played on the radio. Andy richter said. He was on the set of a movie that his wife told him. All new last twenty years is al central smith sound like vaudeville. Rag doll somebody in breakfast. Cheney's gone like an atom. Irvine him doing a rag doll died by the way. When i said steven tyler looks like melissa rivers and wasn't a knockout. Melissa rivers steven tyler switching over to the female. You know they're not going to waste your time and conscious. He's got bad feet right so perry's his hair is turning the white high now. We need some steven tyler. Looks like bond villains catch. Those agree line now. Now we need some rats in the cellar that that's great all right another one. You don't hear man and maybe not in your house. Well i play this baby seats this little radar love for me. It's got a little little middle of the pack. It's still give me one reason. Little high schooling for me. I tend to little rat would ten years later. Brought even peercy roswell founded around steven. Tyler has taken his obsession. That was with drugs of all varieties into he does now and talk about the grammys. About five years ago. I had The first presenters. I think him joe carey and bb king was like a third of collusion like rock. Lose award or something and i literally had physically fight from a prompter obsesses like he wouldn't have sex addiction or drug addiction with everything he does. He wouldn't stop reading prompters. The words sassafras. And every so. That's your fucking sassafras. Sassafras stones lyrics. Were bad see. I'd like to steven tyler. And johnny depp's get together and have a long talk about scars. Like where do you shop for your scarves. what's the best scarf to salons. That are related compensation. They've been hanging out and with alice. Cooper their mutual settling the probably wear the scarf store grabbed crappy turned the corner and ran into each other montage money. David said something great that would you say it doesn't remember on i turn it. David says the most. i mean. it's good but this you don't hear on the radio all right so mama kenyon on the radio. You don't so. I'm telling you i would like to just be flying the wall when those guys when johnny depp tyler talking scar somebody next barges into the room and she literally one hundred pounds. She can hold more scarves like she was like. I'm full scarf capacity one thirty seven. I got a balloon up to three hundred pounds. Second transport more scars surface area. Yeah glides into the room. I wonder if there's hundred tyler's a little condescending like a scarf greenhorn. Hey once you get into the scarf. Business like tuesday pictures of me covered in scars from the seventies. You were born yet. When i was fucking scarf and scarfing out. What's an elevator from talking shit about. Michael stipe with that one scar-free wears tight t shirts actually whereas it around our poser. Braids on steven tyler. You think he's just batch. It crazy enough stephen. I feel like i've seen the single braid him. You know i mean the juliette lewis. Bow white girl on vacation. No one's having sex with me brands dry. He called me three years ago on yom kippur. The highest holiday in most people. Probably because you're wearing a prayer shawl and he was like. Hey little scar said scarf. Spur shots prayer scarf right but he did buy a plane ticket income to wherever it was seattle. Now we're going to write the book with you. And i said i really have. My wife is not gonna put up with believing outcome tomorrow. And he goes no deal. That's it and cut to a year ago or six months ago at the kids. Choice awards i was there working on something and my kid was with me and he went up to my kid goes. Your dad turned down the chance to make literary history with me but but not a biography. It was his most recent. He did his own memoir about the kids. Book scarf sassafras scar scar highs king and the other one down only balls in the morning. We'll be right back. Stevie nicks getting towards. Imagine mick taylor before ron would write. Richard's like paul would probably try and paul's like everybody. Happy beatle paul right. But i can't imagine them. No now you have to die you have to get. Jim morrison drowned in a bathtub. High you going to be you know what you're going to drink water and hang out. That's the thing to and could you imagine if back in the this how you know we've destroyed our society. Could you imagine back in the day like in the seventies when we were kids saying look guys from the doors and We need you guys from the band and we need guys from rolling stone. We got to sing. Call the kids choice award. We're going to need you on a sunday afternoon down an airport hangar in santa monica. Fucking all the keith. You we need you. We need you for to. We need you to tech in about noon. We're gonna sound for sound check about noon. Yeah and then. The actual ward starts bert. Convy hosts jimmy reed jimmy reed. Now he doesn't host bartlett records man. Okay sound checks okay. We're gonna we're gonna. We're gonna check in at noon. Noon show starts at three. We need you there at eleven okay Now who we're going to brown brownsville station. Go on i okay brand. They got god thinking. Steve get back to key from nine hundred. Seventy five for the i i. Have you ever heard keith. When he was laying the tracks voodoo lounge by the way Fucking completely underrated and keith. Because finding the put a fucking hitching your giddy up to eight. You love is strong. You're so sweet. Caitlyn that shit. Have you heard when keith keith. Wrote it all and it's keith industry. Along on all he knew his love is strong right so they won't strong but just to show you very high weird singing voice. Great johm no just to show you. How cool keith is in any circumstance. He's still keith. To four years ago when they did that. Pirates movie together with johnny depp. And him i did a cover and he got a call and get down there immediately. I said why because the first journalists got thrown out and why johnny's sister who was working with him said the journalist walked in and said keith. He looked discoloring. And said is that propagate for the movie and this guy who didn't like the look of death and then he said well you and johnny armour. So i want to see who's tougher keith. Richards looked at journalist. Picked up a banana from fruit trip. Trae and said if you don't get the fuck out of this trailer. I'll shove this up till you bleed to death fucking moron which the guy started crying and left. Wow rolling stone. Called me to go down there i i walked in and he literally said you want a banana and actually tried these bananas a weapon. I don't think really he had anything off the weapon table like he really likes obviously is a pirate. Lives this swashbuckling. He lives in like a castle or in an island in jamaica and a horse to the fucking soared life. Got the arrest prove it. I wonder if depp had a scarf. Wrangler like this probably in this writer right. So masseuse and scarring wire no sassafras. No sassaman zero says. He's better in debt is veteran. Similar impressions are really the brother fact. Right this is released me better porn of will you taste seven four or five san diego zoo this evolutionary eddie. I feel like you could wear a scarf or two. Uh george bush committing genocide evanston illinois is where he grew up in surfing in matabeleland on from there haven. Eddie vedder same dude. Oh yeah def about scarves Can you do johnny depp big. It's the same house. Same less scott. Johnny scarf on the neck cigarette. Okay and i don't want to catch on fire. You've got a lotta scarf. Flame retardant they'll get them from a special scoff man. Okay okay so. This is a flame. Retardant pajamas exactly like gyms. Now you have the one belt scarf. There's actually three scarves title together. Occupies a lot of my time. It's almost like you train escaped from prison. I have scarves. Oh yeah no. Prison could hold you. Because you i all the seeds go right through the bars but of contortionist until new. You've been told that. Mr mrs smith. You're working twenty. One jump street bowling. Yeah the deluise boy you know. I don't want to know is on wizards of waverly ask kind of tough watching him on. I mean i'm not not to insult you but he's kind of made it. You know what i mean. You movies once in a while. But he's on the wizards of waverly place. He's on every day. You know what i mean. Yeah he's got a job steady gig. He's a big guy. He has a pretty big carriage. He probably hold a lotta scarves. Mule your scarves for you. I've only had one incident. Defied mule didn't situation where like the wind kicked up and took away the flying nun. You're assuming i'm a victim to the elements h how banks. Yeah so cool. Takeo rag dolls j more sitting in on the adam corolla show and twenty thirteen doing his one of his many many precious but john johnny depp's not when he does very often. It's a great impression at the very much references. Janis kurt wardrobe. An entire choices. So it's kind of a. It's kind of a thing. I don't know if it would work so well. If they didn't have the scarves to make fun of the i i completely agree but For talking a tire. Let's talk about our inner attire and that's our underwear talking about how many john gio look. It's april you said it before. Let's make april the softest most comfortable month ever arrived. Celebrate comfort for april in a new pair of tommy john underwear. Because look. we've said it before when you're wearing tommy john you're damage more comfortable and do everything better. I swear i don't know the science behind it. But i feel more flexible when i'm wearing tommy. John one hundred percent. I don't get it. But i love it. 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This is the format but much like today's four and still does one on ones. We count them. All is one thing and in the show notes. Not adam karol podcast because this is back when they were first doing the Radio format once a week. The date shows they call them as adam talks about this clip with theresa. Certain ball bryan. Who's really deep in the cancer treatment at this point. But he's still dropped. One liners and hilarious. This one is from september of two thousand nine and this is part one stay tuned to the classic tomorrow for part to check it out on got to get it on a choice but to get it on and my favorite time of the week. The dane date. Show september ninth. O-9 teresa strasser is here. She's broader news. Also bald brian here as well. Brian how you feeling nine freak out this be demonic right. You better hope. Your kid doesn't pop out today. T-bone i now to have that hitching skull second in for up down there and keep it in t- how you feeling pretty good big swollen go. Yeah but i feel. I feel good. I'm a little like can't really keep track of my limbs very well. Today i was working at the coffee shop because we're moving and I thought something smells really good like vanilla. And then i realized i had knocked over my giant coffee and was like my feet were marinade of it and it smells like vanilla county so nice chaiwat. What is that fine. How you feel this week. I had to choose a vast in a week ago. And it's been really gonna got get energy. And i'm talking a little better and walking all better and things improved so rugs have helped this. Drug of ashton's helped was looking it up last night Googling admiralty jiggling. I dunno i open google exactly. I was like let me look. Brian's experimental drug and it was really interesting. How vast and works. I guess it i mean i'm not a doctor but i guess it inhibits the to by cutting off. Its blood supply. Well i know. Were in the middle of this healthcare debate and i know that the big drug companies of all of a sudden become above by and i don't know if there's a way to balance this out or work it out but i like them getting rich. I liked them motivated by greed. I love the fact that almost all the innovative drugs come out of this country because in other countries they're not motivated by greed because the government has gotten involved in such a point where. There's no entrepreneur ship as it pertains to the companies. And i know these guys are greedy. Like it's a weird thing like if you sell cars in your greedy that's fine if you sell real estate in your greedy that's fine but if you do something with drugs in your greedy then you're horrible and my thing is like look. Aids is not a death sentence anymore because these guys are greedy. And i know no one likes it but i like them greedy. I liked them competing tack and you really works than he's written boards and the second we tell you you can't get filthy. Rich off of this stuff is the second they go. You know not gonna put so much into rnd. Capitalism can function really well under. The gordon gecko model of greeted. Good yes it can. And i know there's just weird balance because then they make too much raped the rainforest or whatever it is but overall when the dust settles i want. Here's what i want. I want the greediest guys in the world. Trying to cure cancer. I went the greediest guys in the world trying to make a car. That goes two hundred miles an hour. Two hundred miles on a gallon. I wouldn't greediest guys in the world trying to get to new york in an hour instead of six hours. You know i went to greediest guys in the world trying to do all this shit so it'll get done. Yeah or even. I wanna pay our schoolteachers ninety grand a year so we can get really excellent ones except for then they form a union and it doesn't work all right brian. Your ear. t-bone you're here. You brought your news with you. I have let's hear it baby. Well speaking of schoolteachers president obama spoke to students yesterday about the importance of working hard in school. He had a lot of controversial opinions. Such as Work hard set goals take personal responsibility but some people were very uptight about him. Speaking to students because they didn't want him to spread his socialist ideology. What the who cares presents speaking to students but What was What what was platform again. President obama yeah well. He was basically telling students who are going back to school this week. Work hard set goals take personal responsibility. Her four mr t. When he was on his lecture tour. I didn't get all this goal. Because i was not personally responsible. Kick your ass. I set a goal to kick your mom goal kicking ass. I'm work hard kicking your ass. His first goal win this bouncing competition now. Now the personal responsibility parts. You're talking about pain. I don't think paying teachers. Ninety grand is going to work. But i do like the personal responsibility part and i would love to do a thing with teachers where it's like. Here's your base your basis forty grand. Now you get a bunch of as or your is helping do above the eighty percent tile on the standardized testing. Whatever now son. You're getting sixty grand. I just want to give them a little incentive. We you guys have to read freakonomics. They wrote about teachers getting incentives for their students doing well and it was a disaster now. The teachers would teach to the test and the teachers cheat the test results. I know it seems like we have a bunch of people that were getting Twenty four hundred on their. Sat's yeah even if they didn't even they didn't even if they didn't know shit so anyway obama. Talk this cook. And i say this though i mean all presidents do this. They make the rounds. They do whatever you know when nine eleven hit boesch was talking to some more kids i do. We shouldn't you. I always feel like there's something more important to do. Then you know they do that thing where it's like the caterpillar plant and he's talking some of the union reps and it's like get the fuck up get back to the office and go do some shit involving moore. What's that muslin. yeah like. I know this is good but who cares about those kids ideal. What could be more important than inspiring students and what could be more inspiring than a guy who grew up with a single parent in a lower class who went to harvard and became president so much in adam. Curle is inspiring. The seasoning plaque. Dery in eagle rock. That was it. I didn't i was inspired. I mean i don't know. I guess what it is. I guess what i'm saying. Is you realize barack obama's the president if you have a tv set set years whatever he doesn't need to come to your house and tell you he's the president and thus inspired by it. I'm just saying be inspired from home. That's my motto. Being firing from from your own fucking so anyway. Barack told told me stay in school and a lot of people were angry but you know who defended him was former first lady. Laura bush She said that lebron yes. I think she was a teacher librarian. Whatever suck being shushed all day. Oh god can you imagine watching your favorite team win a football game. She comes in. And i shook my house because my kids are napping. I'm like i don't wanna be a king should be pushed his own castle and number two gives his ship. Those kids wake up twenty minutes or well. Laura bush said there's a place for the president of the united states to talk to school children and encourage school children. She also said it's really important for everyone to respect the president of the united states. So there you have it all right. I don't know if you guys are getting sick of jon. Gosselin and kate gosselin seems like a knob he. Yeah he just seems like a. He seems like one of the world's dumbest men and is she from hawaii. I don't think so. But if he was to be made in here. I think he would blend were he there. Did you get a couple of earings. Seems to have some earrings and a lot of ed. Hardy should dumb luck. He sat down with a good morning america. And what did you see. Is he something he could possibly be the dumbest half asian on the planet. I think they're they're smart breed. Yeah yeah he's he's he. He's not the best and the brightest and when the guy gets the earrings it's pathetic attempt to hip yourself actually a well in your third look. Here's the deal once you've once you've had thirty one kids you can't get earings exactly. Maybe even after two kids or harrison ford. If you're listening once your kids have had a couple of kids you can't get the hoop earrings. Those kids are so damn cute though man. They're they're two kids so he was complaining about his wife. Ex wife estranged wife. I should say kate and her constant verbal abuse. He said that's why their ten year marriage ended. Our relationship will never be fixed. He told chris cuomo. I don't trust her anymore. I was abused. I was beaten down. I'm not going back to that lifestyle. Then he said that she's been lying to the media about their marriage. I don't care what cates nationality is as as his nationality is put up on the screen. All right well. What a shock cates dutch. By looking at it wouldn't choose. I know she does want to split everything. Yeah he says about kate that she knows the truth. I wish to god she would speak from oceans. She's not speaking from the heart. Please the stuff you tell me in private should be the stuff you tell me on tv. Now he says it. Their relationship started to crumble when he stood up to her one night of korean. There's roy is Quarter welsh But all stupid one hundred percent stupider hearings so now he's breaking away from her and he says in ten years he'd never gone out and one night he said he's going to go out and she is angry He said that was the first time in my life i ever stood up to kate. I just felt like. I had to take some time in my life and i did it and i felt really good. I made my decision. I was beaten down for so long. I couldn't even make man decision. And when i did i was like holy cow. You know. yeah what's he gonna do divorce me all right. Obviously you know well. She seems like a world class ball. Buster he just seems like an nba soul. I mean i. I don't know if they're better part than they are together. I feel like they're doing what the eagles did. They spread out now the causing more damage with their solo between don henley and they stayed together. They've just crap out of shitty record. Every couple years band spread out and had like five bad bands. And these are now. They've covered the east coast and the west coast. I got to hear about her shit. And i gotta hear about his. You know he's sitting there. There's eight hardy shirt. Talking to larry king wearing us ed hardy jeans and they both look like idiots and now she's on good morning. Good morning america talking about her shit. I like them when they stay together but at least keep an eye on them. Yeah now they are spreading and then when their kids get old enough to write. Tell all books boy. It's going to be never ending. Good news about that is when my kids are complaining when they get old enough to start complaining about their childhood. I can tell them. Read the kosslick kids book all right. I'll stop beating you with it and then read it. Well here's another person. You may be sick of teela tequila. Okay god it this. This is a confusing story again. Reality show star. Teela tequila accused her boyfriend. San diego chargers linebacker rashaan merryman of trying to choke her a charge. Merriman is strongly denying san diego cops. Call to marry men's home after teela made a citizen's arrest hundred pounds. Well she's alive. There's an argument. Which is if i if. I was doing this in earnest. You'd be dead right because this guy's six four and two to sixty three and she is spent. Yeah it'd be like lenny and the rabbit of mice and men trying right in a statement. Marymount says all he was doing was trying to stop a quote extremely intoxicated teela from leaving his home got doesn't sound like the t wait. Wait till you hear the response. She twitter okay. I know so. It's hard to defend yourself against being extremely intoxicated when your name was tequila She says i He says i know way caused any harm to miss ms. When that's teela's real last name n. g. u. y. e. n. However paramedics were called and she was examined but no injuries were reported she was released in a sense returned to los angeles. Now here's an update on that again. Mary aiming is denying all of that. He choked her. He just said he was trying to stop her from Drunkenly leaving she twitter. I'm allergic to alcohol. It has been publicly known for years. That was how. That is how i got the name teela tequila because the irony. I can't drink stings. You're allergic to what the cats i. Because i'm theresa lactose adam. Lame puns. Okay do you need a shot. Anticlimactic shots the room spinning. I can't see them is are still swollen now. There is this thing that dr drew. Oh he's talked about which is like an enzyme that certain like asian cultures have. I can't drink but oftentimes they would sort of drink through it luck. If he was choking her there would be marks on her right and obviously she has let me just quick piece of advice to all the guys out there who want to hook up with the nutty checks the guys that were probably abuse survivors. When you're an abuse survivor. You will somehow bring that into whatever relationship you're having so you. There will be a nine one one call at some point so if you're dating a crazy stripper and for whatever whatever reason you think you're having a good time. The sex grades great party and all that kind of stuff but she was abused at some point. At some point you will become daddy and the finger will be will be pointed at you. And that's why. And i don't even know if they know it sometimes they'd just put themselves into these situations where i think it's repetition compulsion. I completely agree with you. I had a girlfriend. She had her mom had some bad boyfriends and it wasn't like they necessarily molested her raped her but boundaries are crossed and she was always finding herself at a party in bed with the guy but she just wanted to make out but then maybe when far like she was always repeating this confused boundary. Yes and then. These cases happen to celebrities and jocks and things and the news just comes across as well. Kobe bryant raped me. The hotel room. But you don't know the full story. The full story is not in not what happened in the hotel room. But what happened in the house many years ago. That will tell you. And i'm not saying it can't be both you s you can get right but there's some how you will be in that position and i used to hear it online. All the time like i drank passed out at the party ought to be raped and i do believe rape was still committed but there is some. There are people who find themselves in unsafe unsettling situations because they're used to that yes and so all i'm saying is she seems like she has a lot of chaos in her life and probably came from a lot of chaos and thus any man in her life is going to get sucked into said chaos like sharon stone and casino. Yeah exactly but some men. Love that chaos. I know they're attracted to the chaos. Which is it's insane. And i guess it's one of those. Will you know you're live. yeah you know. You're alive when being chased by rhino. But doesn't mean you want to go out and get chased by rhino doesn't now but i wonder if athletes in general are more interested in in that kind of woman because there may be more adr adrenal is. Yeah they need that. They need that rush well. She also posted a possibly defamatory message following not one saying steroid use makes people act aggressive known fact. It's not even really the road. Rage thing isn't a known fact. It's probably more of a connection of a once. A guy gets nine thousand nine hundred charms. He's more apt to get out of the car. When you call douchebag if you really think about that like if someone said like we'll steroid makes people now being built like shawn merriment makes people more apt to go a fuck you when the guy does too. Yeah when the guy at the end of the bar stat is sending a lush. Oh yeah. I know yeah. He's just a kid. Yeah well by the way when you take to social media you expose what you're saying to a large number of people as teela tequila did and the owner of the nightclub where this went down Has said she was visibly intoxicated as well be that as a man by the way we start off with Reality show star it. We're getting to a point. And i think it will be here soon. Where they'll be more people who were former reality show star's than actual the general populace. And so that we should just mention it when someone wasn't on arale they xiao so it'll be it'll be less confusing so if you just mentioned the name all assume he's on or was on a reality show somebody kills his girlfriend and cuts her teeth out. Somebody or i'll just assume reality show until told differently. Okay russell crowe who not start on. A reality show does not take criticism very well. After sin which i can relate to after sydney's daily telegraph printed. A photo of the oscar winner. Smoking a cigarette while taking a break from biking along with an article titled smokes and fatty foods. The fitness regime for rusty the actor fought back challenging the columns responsible for the piece to test of endurance. The whole rusty. Yeah kind of like jacko. yeah it is. It's a little bit pejorative. I don't know why it sounds like it is even those nickname. Well if you have red hair call you rusty. It's fine but if you're an ex jock and you don't have red hair. They call you. Teach meets your rolled. Yeah so if you don't have red hair and your call rusty i love. I love the english english. There's so much fucking better than we are because for years. I was always like ginger baker. Why is he called. Ginger ginger spice well when you have red hair and for being called ginger we call it rust. They call it jinja. It's just so much better. We come radical ginger rusty. Yeah me to read. Yeah so obvious. Yeah all right so. He challenged challenged. Yeah this this woman. Actually from the daily telegraph and according to the paper. Crows spokesperson called up this gossip columnists named annette sharp and said get on your bike russell. Rusty wants you to go riding with him. Are you ready to die well. She accepted this challenge and late last week. Went on a twelve actual rose before he got on a bicycle so they went on a twelve mile ride through sydney while sharp did complete. The ride video shows are struggling to keep up with the actor and actually falling off her bike at one point asked to comment about the challenge. Crows managers simply replied. I think everything's been said in the paper. I feel i mean now. We're of course we talk about this all the time. You're in this spot where you know it used to be. You could go out nail hooker to and no problem out now. You pick you pick your nose. Someone takes a picture it's going on. Tmc's website if you're having a cigarette which by the way smokers are worse than pedophile in this society. Or if you gain ten pounds or there's just that shot like i gotta say there's not too many the people you seen your magazines who look good with their shirt off. Have been doing pushups. And have now been airbrushed and spray hand and blah blah blah blah blah. There's not too many people who you know who look good with just their shirt off sitting on the back of a boat in off the south of france by the way high new like crawling from the water out. Your ass is going to look weird. You're also when you're sitting up and you're leaning towards going to look like you have a bally's yeah there's going to be any flattering shot of you unless somebody said. Hey we're going to do a photo shot you. Here's your spray. Tan do some push-ups oil yup. Shoot you at this angle blah blah blah. These poor goddamn celebrities. Go to vacation. They can't take their shirt off. The can't smoke a cigarette. That can't fucking pick their nose like just can't do anything anymore. Like i'm always wondering why they even try like you know. Hey oh it's a shot of so and so on the beach looking a little flabby. Hate looking at cellulite. Like why was she even in a fucking bathing suit. I guess you want to swim out. She should be okay well. Megan fox probably looks all right in her bathing suit. And anything else from any angle at any hour of the day. She's kind of perfect transformers. Bro heard i have flex skewed up ever seen doubts and milk well. Megan fox loves talk. Shit about her transformers director. Michael bay the latest comes in an interview with wonderland magazine. Fox says that the blockbuster director quote has no social skills and that he's hopelessly awkward. I gotta meet compare. I think we have a lot in common She says. I really wish i could go loose on this one. He's like napoleon and he wants to create this insane infamous madman reputation. Oh no she goes on to say he wants to be like hitler on his sets and he is so. He's a nightmare. Horrible director hell of a cinematographer bad director. I saw lawrence investors. Yeah good yeah. Those good herbals was better than leany. Riefenstahl yes so wait a minute. People leave hitler loan. I never thought i'd get to that guy. Along hitler into this era has suffered enough enough. Yeah not going to take the good name of adolf hitler and dragged through the mud. This way. yeah she's she's doing what hot chicks can do to say anything about anyone whenever they want. And maybe michael bay's deck well and if you are a daycare probably gonna be compared to either napoleon or hitler both well. If you're short napoleon's hitler right and the thing. Also i mean about you know i was thinking the other day. Just just Apropos to sort of this thinking about winston churchill. And i was thinking you know if you got a bunker you've arrived you know what i mean sometimes on the good side sometimes on the bad side but if you actually have a bunker it's your bunker someone's erected a bunker for you that's one of the signs you've done okay for yourself. Maybe things and great right. But you've you've arrived where end the bunker. Yeah usually ends in the bunker. You and blondie. We should build a bunker. Just you know how you're going to die. You know what i mean because you're like how am i going to die car crash old age aids now bunker. If you have a bunker you will end up dead there so it works pretty much so now. Maybe he's a dick onset but on the other hand you kind of have to be for that like this. Anyone did anyone like their drill instructor and army. Anyone like their pop warner football coach. You know what i mean like. Don't you have to be just a radical dictator with a bullhorn screaming at people. Here's what you're what you don't create a masterpiece like transformers by letting other people's opinions affect you that has to be a fascist set. Yeah and and seriously really just going through the experience. You don't have that much time to be nice like it's like you. You tell the wardrobe chick. Look the blue corner needs to wear blue tank tops and the right corner needs to wear red tank tops and go do it and then ten minutes later guy comes out. And he's wearing a blank attack. He's wearing a black tank top and you don't go to the wardrobe chicken go sweetie really sorry to bother you. You just go. What part of this. Don't you understand. Get them in a blue top and then you become a debt all of a sudden. You're hitler right but what happens is you're pressed for time. Everything every seconds costing money and just yelling at people in the bullhorn. And then you become an asshole but then when you line up the extras and the ones who look a little weak or gimpy. Tell them to go to the left and healthy to the right. Gypsy extras go into that mass grave. That's when it's too far now. Megan fox says that when based not at work it's totally different. She says when you get him away from the set and he's not in director mode. I kind of really enjoys personality. Because he's so awkward so hopelessly she explains he has no social skills at all and it's endearing to watch him he's vulnerable and fragile real life and then onset he's a tyrant Would you be nervous to hire her. If you were directing a movie because she might spout off about your social skills. No now she. I mean she seems professional. She seems like she's kind of a loose cannon and she's still going out with brian austin green also. What for him. Sweet jones of you brian. Well it's gonna go. He's gonna win back clip from two thousand nine when we called it. The adam curle podcast. Acp all same shows and yet nice little oji slice of life. Let's move on. Keep saying because i numbered them individually. And then i did they see us and then i realized that does not work archiving purposes. So i've had to go back two or three times a of them all and then tag. The first three hundred thirty one episodes of the race ep. So to be the tags the details i agree. Let's call it. Acs none hill. Let's move on to twenty fifteen and we're gonna get a little taste of joe. Coy studio cruel show. Sixteen eighty four dean. The evelyn nate burleson. Joe kolja grand brian. Bishop this one is from october of two thousand fifteen. This is the first half. you'll hear part two tomorrow. In this portion we joke dolphins out sick at a mix of his lung butter across the parking lot and finally saw japanese women. Abc's tomorrow in part two in the cruel classics feed. You will hear nate colin. Because a joke. Roy calling amid show to settle something regarding scores on sports broadcast. That adam was quite upset about and get the full interview with dean. Devlin adams fellow students that he didn't know what to school with them the entire time so stay tuned speed that one until then check out. This awesome opening joke away handball. Brian shut the fuck up old which was off the air. That was my mistake. I apologize joe koi. Hello chris. it's still a little hot in the headphones. But dawson is out. Probably he's sick today. He lederhosen. I hope everyone sitting down but when i walked outside the thing about. Here's my thing about smokers. I do not mind. Smokers is a fact. I find myself championing. The cause championing the cause of smokers. Because i look at them as a sort of marginal like a metaphor for for for at least for california. Yeah like for everything you've said they get the shit kicked out of all they've demonized and again and i'm not i'm not using hyperbole here just in the eyes of society a deadbeat dad is a couple rungs higher on the social then a smoke we've created. We've successfully forged society. Where if you smoke your down. They're not quite child molester. But you're closer to me and the deadbeat dads can look down upon you. I think there's probably a few registered sex offenders that looked down on you my bad as a society we in generally at least in california frown upon smokers more than we frown upon folks that she you know who if you bilk the welfare system or you're claiming disability and you're out riding mechanical bulls all night not quite as bad or you just literally do not feed your own children. Not as bad as somebody who smoked right. Yeah okay. so that's we're at. So i gen- generally take the side of smokers. I like them smoking. The problem was smokers. I love to ingest marijuana laced food. They smoke right before the show starts. Yeah you have to smoke if and smoke you're gonna get a chance for to either. Have they have their little fucking area by the door. Adam yes they. I hate it okay. I'm just. I'm venting right now. Well let's two of them and they do leg all the fucking time right there. You open the car door. And their shitty. Smoke goes into your. Let's let's talk about the movement of the smoking because it is right by the front door and is the front. The problem is because the smokers need to smoke moments before the show starts. Unfortunately it's horrible timing because it's always seven minutes before the show or four minutes before the show starts where i say i need to talk to dawson about pulling some songs. He's not in the building. Yeah or i need to talk to gary about whatever he's out front so bad smoking is fine. It's this detaining that that that bothers me right. I went out yesterday to go. Find dawson dawson sitting by the front door. Smoking he was mid lougee. Hough when i walked out. Yeah but i did notice a nice fresh green oyster directly in front of him. Where max pat up where you pulled your car in today when you open your driver's side door that's what you would be tracking into my fucking warehouse now. The great thing about it is a long discussion was had with him. About hawking luby's not that you would ever think you would have to talk to an adult human being not that you'd ever think you would have to say an adult human being. Please do not hawk your fucking throat oysters directly in front of where people walk into my building when there is for everything you've just as a sixty foot shrub that is four and a half feet eight feet on the side away from where you said that you can happily hawks at lougee into but yet you hawk them in front of you because you literally don't feel like turning your head or standing up in haughey's that's a little late. Turn in hawks so it was a couple years ago where he sprayed it out. He put all his fucking daisy cutters out in front and a soda. Way you would do. It's like a barrier in a movie. Line where the door opens head people. Let's not name from wpro that had the imaginary lines. yes i mean no via making. I don't know how herb no not her one. Brian the one that made the magically lines whereas office. I don't i don't remember that part of how it's what you would do. You're making movie with liam niessen where there was some wolves out there. And they're coming for you and you had to make camp that night somebody would be in charge of putting the burnings stakes outright perimeter like you want to put a right next to each spread them out about eight feet apart. But you make that perimeter myers. That's what he does with flam. Yes so i then. Gnarly explain to him dawson. Yeah can't hawk all your luby's and by the way these are these are premium. I've been smoking a freemium. The given them a little bit of lung when he hawks it a little bit coming from an asshole that deep the compression is from like the top of his intense a weapon and it comes right up. His lougee is basically foam phone. Yeah what flies out of my mouth. When i'm angry in yelling i just spill with some and at your flame is what cleans your mouth. His spit is what's cleaning his asshole. Gnarly it's coming. This is out there. This is a this is an oyster mixed with silly putty. that's green is thrown out in front. And i said dawson people are going to walk through this and not only. Is it going to be on the fucking shoes and the one thing. I'm surprised about life. That people generally agree on me with i would rather be peed on than lougee. All the louis is a fucking throat load. That is getting gist on by a dude like that gets caught in your fucking hairs of your of your cans get against the psi. I can hose off that host spit off had to have the had to have an explanation or discussion. That i didn't think i'd ever have to have with another fellow human being or and or adult which do not hawk all your luby's in a half circle in front of the door of my business. Please hock them in the bush in the hedge. Adam corolla is the dushi has that ever douched. And when i walked out yesterday he was right back out in front of him now. It wasn't doing the full half circle. He was just talking it in front of him and there was a nice green now. He was mid hawk. When i walked out but there was a nice green example from thirty seconds earlier that was occupying were crispy stepping and he stepped out the car. I thought he just trying to keep the ants out. That's my dad. Organic is that's a kind of a narcissism that can never be explained to this podcast or but either way i said to him. Please get up and spit. I'm not telling you not to spit. Were not to spend aim for the shroud. Yes okay well. And the other day. I was just buzzing around back here and i heard a noise a terrifying noise and i ran into matt fonda. Leers room i said matt. Somebody's either throwing up or being choked to death outside. He goes what aigle come. There's something horrible happening outside he's like. Oh that's dawson coughing. That's a really intense cough. I don't mind that. I don't mind the logging anything. It's only about where you choose to do. Directly in front of the door. Avellino after being brought up this gusting quite quite astonishing grotesque detail and not very long ago. It's not like well. You brought that up. When i was nine. No i brought that when you're forty one now you're forty three. I'd have no idea. How does that work. I don't know how that part works done. A okay sorry insights. When he's on the noise you more about the smokers the fact that they smoke or the fact that it's a routine idolize any anything smokers would have dinner. Oprah's went smoked. Smokers win wars. Yeah they do they went in there fucking cheever's and this whole thing one of the many things i was. I've been yelling about my whole life. Is why rob reiner. Are they such a burden on the medical system when they the first thing out of your mouth is they don't see their sixty fifth birthday. The next thing out of your mouth. Is there such a burden on the medical system. I i know the emphysema and lung cancer and all that stuff you die fast as you can die with that Where's my pappy. Hung on till ninety three. My grandmother hung onto ninety two and they went back and forth the cedar sinai for the last twenty years of their lives costing millions of dollars. So wouldn't ran. My grandpa kickoff. A massive coronary would have been nice little called dignity. So yes i like smokers because they smoke and then they die but i just don't like the logging part of the smoking all right. That's one of the things. I said the the other thing that i've been saying i was showing us here. You don't jeannie you know. We don't go back that far but brian mine tire life. Don't you soap. Everyone grosses out right. I don't think shampoo. As long as i have grown that gross out and i keep saying why we changed flora and the fauna. Honest skin When they do when they do. And i'm going to show you a clip. Someone tweeted me from The today show. But if your skin is great biggest organ in your body has they say the biggest oregon is your skin and starting to getting all this probiotic stuff and like you're killing the flora and fauna inside you all the antibiotics and all the repercussions of what's happening inside you. Well if you're big organs your skin in your scrubbing it with parral every night. Aren't you fucking with the floor and the fauna on the skin. You would think that are skinned to the first. However many millions of years of human evolution has developed ways to clean itself. shut itself keep itself Rossi people on skin conditions. But i imagine that's less than of the population. I get labeled gross. Every time i go. I just rent but everyone wants to know why. I'm such a gross pig. Every time and when the soul pure l. thing kicked off. I was not on board with it. Never have been on board with it. When i mean by rinse though. Is it just water like water. So no so pedal. I'll use it in the nether region independence. Now it's an extra crack. The pits of your body horseback crevices. Yeah any place. If you're sitting down and eating peanuts any places peanuts would get stuck. That's that's that's how. I know where to clean all right. Let's play a little clip from This morning folks about take your morning shower. Don't leave the room just yet because we may have timesaver for. You don't have to shower with soap. Doctor tells all the time magazine. Apparently lathering your skin with soap is stripping you away of good bacteria it makes me and eggs they say yes is. It delayed antibacterial soap regular scenario. Soaps in this is inside. They're saying you should not wash your whole body with so unle- two spots savannah armpits and your private private parts. That's the only two places you should actually difficulty word to say. Generally worst thing you can do is hand. Sanitizer took a graph. And it's like. I don't believe this. I don't actually listen to arms and legs do walking out in a sweat so you can just rinse the perspiration away. Bacteria stinks a little. Think a little soap all right just the last ten seconds one more time a bit. She just got done telling you what the scientists said. Yeah she caps the whole segment with a little help. We are so if we said as best as bad for your kid. Warm night mccallum. Hey there's a lead paint. How much or do you just sit there. Horrified it's a brilliant set of green so it really shouldn't take his. I've been fighting this my entire adult fucking life which is when i say. I don't use soap. i don't think it's a good idea. I don't. I'm not in with not in with all the scrubbing not in with all the shampoo. Okay grosso pig pen from the peanuts cartoon and then even in the face of here's what the scientists say ditsy twenty-seven-year-old with the bob says i think a little bit. What would they say that about. Any other substance where scientists say. This is why. I could never get any traction with my argument. I didn't have any science. I just had my crystal brain but even in the face of science will pay the last fifteen seconds here ten got. Actually you can just rinse the perspiration away. Bacteria stinks a little a little soap. All right our roker. The weatherman finishes with another wrong with them. All right. listen. We help us a lot here. Beginning starts with you. Don't need soap. Says the doctor says you could be renting away bacteria that you do need last word all that. We just talked about all right. So let's just do that with child seats and air bags and isis. Yeah should we do that. Yeah fucking idiots and the chick who by the way. Probably doesn't have a background in science. But i do feel by the way who the fuck cares what you feel about fucking your hair. Your head is filled with styrofoam packing peanuts. We don't care what you saw the whole reason. We're using dull reason pocket and gambles makes two hundred billion dollars a year is because you ditz balls feel a certain way. Could we just listen to the guy who you would never fuck in highschool meaning the scientists who has actually crunch data. We get at twenty-seven-year-old with no education. Feels a little. So i feel like i feel like the bacteria that does have a bad smell a little someone all right. Let's go you know. let's just shower. Fuck is what did we. Why are we having a segment and shut the fuck up our. don't finish with a little soaps. Fine i say it all the time but it must be really hard to. You'd have people tweet you. Things just to enrage you like people's tweets are like. Hey did you see this. This is a compliment now. This is up to upset you. Let me explain. Explain where the paint kicks it for me. We're the pain kicks in for me. Is the fresh sheet of paper for every argument. So yes i said fuck bureau. I'm not down with that. I'm not down with rubbing chemicals on my hands. Starting in two thousand and eight. I i don't it's killing things. We don't the repercussions are and my whole thing is eat some dirt and get and get some immunity and hello. I never get sick ever. And i don't take care of myself so all right. We have to have an argument about it. We have to have an argument about the helmet. What about the helmet but about the corrective helmet on saturday. What about this. What about that. They're finding out that these stupid booster seats that jack them up in the backseat. When they're four years old they get their ass three and a half inches thick dangerous. Don't need them when when i had them. They were wider than the seat belt. So it's like when he took the seat belt and you're trying to buckle the seat belt the seat the booster seat was hanging over the female side of it and you couldn't you'd have to wrestle with it and i can't think what do we need to have the receipts their eighty one pounds or they're fourteen years old and i'm like or what or just sit in the back of the car with a thousand airbags. Tuck down lower by the way in a safer position with fucking seatbelt around but now it's like argu arg argue. Experts experts experts fine. I don't mind this part. I really don't mind this part. Here's what i might when the next thing comes around the be four fresh argument with me in society. Well adam. that's your opinion. No that's a guys right about. Everything's opinion about every new fucking piece of shit that comes down the highway so how. 'bout just a version of well you're right about the last hundred and eighteen things. Maybe it'll be right about one hundred nine hundred. That's the participates me off. He's listened to a recent episode of freakonomics podcast address. They mentioned that there was a study done about car seats booster seats and after a certain after a certain age certain weights you turns out. They make almost no difference in terms of fatalities car crash. You would be shunned by your exactly. It's for babies. Obviously it's one thing but if you're like a small child like you can probably just sit with your seat belt child seat and then you go to this booster and that's what happens anyway. There you mentioned that but even when he's saying it's being nullified by the dudes going a little bit love is upside. I have to ask you this. Because i've been wondering this For a while. And now that i know you don't use soap. I'm extra curious. And i assume that includes your face. Oh yeah were you ever like super into facials like at the spa. You must really no out of here. This is well. I mean super. Did i hear a duper that just super couple of do pers-. Oh here's here's the only reason i ask because your skin is always very globally. And i think okay if he wants to go get official. That's his business. But if you're really not doing it. I'm actually kinda surprised in a not an ask his rodeo way. I'm actually a little bit surprised. Thank thank thank. Thank you This the bottom is a skin is mostly ninety. Nine point nine percent hereditary. Just like everything else is so. Don't ask a guy where. He got his beautifully sculpted cavs. That's just stop asking. Everyone i see your tweets and don't ask him where he got his alabaster skin either. That's just he or she. But what i do know is like when i was in high school. It's like oh you got you got bad acne. You'd better scrub you. Better get that clear cell. They make a new shrub now. And you put it on a loofah and you take the loofah and you roll it and creamy peanut butter and then you broke it up you roll it broken up walnut shell and then you go at it. Go added hard. You're not scrubbing. And then there is. This are eating chocolate. Yeah that's a big one. Yeah pizza greasy food tuxedo or something like that. If you had to kito in a hershey kiss you better take that fucking loofah scrub the shit. Read all you're doing is how after didn't work for the first ten thousand with bad skin. Why did we keep going back to that because it never worked for me. Ten oxy ten all the time and the one with the color of your skin tone. The color makeup never fucking worked got bigger and that's the policy a lot of dudes especially with just poor rubbing alcohol. It's it's so bad for your son so let me ask you questions. Now that we're on my doctor by dennis to my teeth. He goes stop using listerine. He goes stop putting that shit in your mouth. You're just killing all the good bacteria that in your mouth. Yes and he invented. I thought he was just pushing his old product because he he made his own mouthwash he goes. It's got. He's got the dead sea salt cement and stuff but he goes but this is so much better for your mouth yeah healthier and then i was like i thought in my head. I'm like yeah when i was a kid. I remember my mom going. Wash your mouth out with warm saltwater. That was her mom taught. Let's say where do we go away from that to where someone said. No you need a chemical in your mouth we worked. We worked it out perfectly. Which is all these companies focused on women. Women are easily grossed out. So if you're not doing this then you're labeled grows because for me. It's been twenty years telling people i just rent that's met with a collective. Yuck and because guys wanna fuck we try to remove the puck. We don't care. Look if you guys said i'll only suck your cock of it was rolled in fecal. Jimmy's we would then do that. But what we hear is oh i. Don't you shampoo. Oh that's gross. Well when we hear that's gross and our only mission in life is to fuck you then. We go shampoo here. Week can do that the way it's works. So what they do. Is they find women. They find women by the way. Every single one of these. I is is. They're all spearheaded toward mother's mother's baby's skin little baby. I wanna be a good mom. So they show the little baby and they show. Rubbing the johnson and johnson jimmy boisture riser. All the stuff starts with the babies and that's what good moms. And then they do then they get they get. The kid gets hooked good and proper proper and like the florist in the town they get they get hooked on the ship and now they're getting moisturised all over the place and now they need their fix of loris. The town hooked up gordon proper so they need to put the alcohol thing on the hands and then what they do because it works great on chicks as they make it smell kind of good and that's where all chicks they smells good. They're doing their just. Were emigrant there. So like yeah. You know you're right at but also from a practical perspective christie's to work for p. and g. way back in the day long time ago women do the majority of the shopping for these products for that holder. When i can say whatever. I want to my wife about shampoo and about screaming about pierre-alain about veggie watch wash anna about rubbing the kids down with the with the savvy and all i can say whatever i want it doesn't matter at some point she's going to be at the store with my wallet and it all get thrown in the thing because it smells good and it feels good and i seen the commercial where the mom who cares is making her baby. Feel good with this. Does feel good while you're flying commercial anytime low shu rubbed on you. Yeah yeah okay all right. I'm gonna put myself in a better mood did they. Somebody produces the today show. Should really explain to the non scientists who are in the peanut gallery. Shut the fuck up while the guys making the scientific but a little selfish do that right before the cameras roll gary. I'm telling. I wanna hear that last excellent. We're gonna make last time out in a sweat. Actually you can just rinse the perspiration away. Can bacteria stinks a little. So i think a little soap. Okay are you are you. She feels that way. The person with no education feels that the more we watched it the funnier. Al roker line gets stuff. Do you like the fact that back your point that bacteria is a little bit. She feels but she says. Bacteria smell feeling smells. Alcohol and caffeine tastes. Funny everything. I got news for everybody whiskey pussy sushi. It's all got overdone at there. But the point is that things have their own flavor there on sent learn joy. Well and that's natural therapy to it actually could be kinda hot Do like you would. A guy stinks though because after a workout like girls that are like oh god you. You're exuding. yeah. I heard i think jeannie probably you partner this to perfume the nice perfume. The french stuff like they. It's a bunch of like like it's a bunch of a bunch that's always one bad thing in there like they always put one bad sent like barrier deep with one of the things really. I've always thought one bag. Our did be. You're not kidding right because cat piss is in perfume is in perfume. Makes it by the way Joe koi after are doing a number of shows at Stand-up live i. think in a phoenix. Yeah one of the drunken couples that came out pretty hot asian chick and a pretty well built white guy announcing me that they found out during the courses. Show the chick. Fuck deal during the course of the show but we ever picture in oregon. That's what they said that's what they said to me like it up. It just reminded me didn't bring it out. Well he brought up. You know laundry out there. With women mosque they enjoy them. Boss know that you're you know a dad looking for and on the road road. The only place very lonely and unless only heard are out there and heard tale about tale before. And i'm just just you know. She said he said. I know that's right. Yeah i'm not trying to embarrass you. I'm just didn't say. Her name slept with human beings that are scattered about the us. Yes okay everywhere. I met one of them. Larry is half asian babies boyfriend huge and was still with her at the time. Point of pride for. Oh right up. Top Yeah yeah for the audience at home you know. We was beaming pride. You'll see asian wash that often. I said it's been drinking. I said there in that. Show a by the way i got see. My first japanese woman eat cheese. I've never seen a japanese woman aged. Never japanese sheet not specifically cheese. Some asian americans like stinky cheese people. Utter stink like dairy. And that's a big part of like an asian diet. I never heard of that before. Really my mom loves butter. does she. Cheese my mom and this is no joke. In the philippines frosting is made out of whipped butter and sugar How dare you. Yeah all right. We've got a couple of calls. Dean devlin is here dean. Chris knows what i'm talking about. Everything and butter sugar independence. Day to producing legend dean. Devlin went to high school. He no he wrote Universal soldier that was produced script. And like i said Independence day and all that stuff. But yeah i think it was a. He was a great or two before me and by the way you don't know who fucking network with right high school trying to get laid. Not finding the guy taught drama department sidling up to him. Go hang with dean devlin. Who knew the guy. This two years older than us to right yeah All right sister You guys have a question. i'm a i. i'm old. On apparently. Slept the joe cole in phoenix. I'm angry. i'm still angry about one more thing. What brian i spoke. What did i say Yesterday after the show yes now we. We did a show yesterday. But i've found myself travelling on a lot of sundays and generally ever since i've had kids being out of the house being away from the tv set not being caught up on the football games in the scores. And who won all. And even when i find myself going and watching with cousin sal and the boys. I still find myself missing. Who won the game. Because i get there in the afternoon and watch afternoon games and i love going home and getting caught up on all the games with their little. Three minute highlight packages of who won Unfortunately what they used to do is put a crawl underneath it of who won. And sometimes you'd see the game you were watching on the crawl and unfortunately you'd see what happened. You know who won before and again. The things are built. They build these. They a highlight package where they're literally. San francisco is playing the raven and it's hail mary time for joe flacco quarters while through four. They built like a dramatic narrative with the music dante. Doing got one more chance. There's three ticks on the clock. He's throwing for the end zone. But you're looking at the bottom of the screen and you know. San francisco won the game picture. If we know. Gary has the pictures. I took pictures. Okay i was gonna say. I saw the same thing today on the even. Put him up there. The first picture. I'm going to show you is. I took him below. You did now first thing. I talk because. Brian said he had a friend that just tapes a piece in front of. Oh my god you can go back and show a picture of what it would look like without the envelope but you about the crawl and i said yeah my friend bob. Fisa cardboard over the now. What this is is that you can go down calm. I wanna see us. But i'll i'll describe it. It goes full screen. Ravens san francisco music now ravens san francisco right underneath it. It's in red san francisco twenty-five ravens so we can watch the highlights but we know that hail. Mary didn't land at the end. The whole idea to make dramatic and make it. A narrative is absurd because the ending. And also i don't know i can't remember who seattle played but like seattle goes up team. Nothing and you're like they're gonna get beat stein. They're finally going to get an out now. They're not cause. I already saw him. What happened. But i went and taped a piece of paper over the tv. Set when i taped it. Oughta i taped i. I take a piece of paper over this. tv set. But then i realized you could see through it. You could see the round. Yeah the redwood would push sterling got a piece of official mail from the government in other one so you don't need but they're super thick as we love to waste money to sing at about eight or nine sheets in. It was heavy. And i taped it on there. So now i'm watching this but as i'm watching stats are still there up top. You can see that. The bears beat the lines in loss. Not an next to it and kick get away from. There's two ot games. There's two overtime games that are coming. It's the bears and the lions and it's the browns and denver and above it crawling. Above the sportscasters is the fact that in ot the lions one and not denver one and she'll see that coming up in the highlight package when you get to denver which is down by seven points with thirty one seconds. I still know they won the game. Yeah so all the dramas gun and then somebody will always inevitably pissed me off. And i'll go. Why like. I was yelling at lynette. Last uae why. Why and she does he. Well what if if if you gambled on the game if you if you gamble on the game then you're probably cam on the game. You have a phone. I was gonna say you're much more invested your home. Watch candles on the game and just goes all fell figured out tonight. Step time around. Seven o'clock up my bankroll dude. This week everybody has a phone. And i win on kids get hotlines. Everybody has a computer and everyone has a phone. There is no. Yeah but some people want this well first off. I'm not saying don't give the score. I'm saying have the score. Come up when you're done telling the fucking story dean devlin would tell you that you don't say will smith kick the acid fucking aliens by flying the sh ship into the mothership right down to cornhole and blowing the whole thing up with jeff goldblum in their square. Don't tell us that at the beginning of by all means flash to fucking score at the end up the narrator telling story you're telling the story i'll add all your points up and say do you want further with all the incident with the phone and the whatever if you're gambling whatever it is the only reason to watch the wrap up shows to see how the game went and to see the flow and to be sort of interested in highlight packs. Yes probably know the score and if you're watching this you're watching it for the narrative you're washing it for the highlight was working a a lot of the day yesterday and i look forward to. Who's going to win this game. Go to ot and when it does who but in red underneath. Can somebody explain to me why this is necessary or who. What percentage of the viewing audience enjoys knowing the score ahead of time that what didn't have access to it like who the fuck is producing. What kind of fucking tard is producing the show. Why do we need to be or why are you doing a montage. That is like a a three minute movie trailer. Complete with music completely. The part where by the way. That production is a ton of money that little piece that they put some got doing the van. Cise the stadium. He's getting paid a ton of money. They're doing right go. Seattle goes in the locker room. Seventeen to three the had a comfortable lead. They're looking to give carolina their first loss of the air. But you're looking going never work. He's not gonna it's not gonna work. Why not go with that journey. The only theory i have is that it's a misguided note from the producer even the network. We don't lose the viewer. Keep the viewer around if they go somewhere else to find the score. But that's misguided. I can't even see that being logical all. Explain it to me. Please don't do the a lot of people want to know. Those people know the score half the score can find the score that can find it on their phone and that can fight in on the computer which is in the same fucking room joe koi here. I got a friend. Nate burleson brag darn good guy. Wideout he's on. Yeah and he's he's on the nfl network. Should we have him call in and you can ask him that question. I'd like i would like an answer to that but i. I don't feel like i'm ever going to be satisfied. It'll be one of those things where he he does a long winded explanation. And then at the end they'll go scores regret and then get scores. Al roker chiming scores joy. No yeah call him joy the brain prov coming up october. Twenty third through the twenty fifth. That's this weekend cops. Comedy club san francisco That's coming up on November sixth or the eighth and then november thirteenth silver lake sea resort casino in reno and the josiah. That's the podcast. Joe j. o. k. o. Y. dot com. Can i tell you this. Can i ask you of course yes. I'm getting work done on my house. I got like so many Construction people over there. And i bought these stainless steel doors at cost me a gem for my garage doors. They're custom built. You know what i mean. They had the size it up and everything. Yeah stainless steel. There's about twenty thousand for these doors right And aluminum they whatever it is all i. It says steals. Really what i i'll show you piss me off is i paid a lot of money And they deliver it with a dent. And i'm like well. Where do we go from here. and they were like well. You know you did kind of you know. Sign a waiver that they might be because of manufacturing. I'm like what the fuck really you just sent me. A dented door. A dented door. This is your product And then i said you know adam corolla right. Drop the name so i have bus city contracts and now he said he's gonna talk to his his his superior. I guess is what he said but initially it was all. That's it you paid for. Let me let me come. They're not all perfect. I'm like what the fuck are you. Sell it and you gotta make a dozen more dense and make a distressed. Dan chamran a vintage door dent as in like a car door. That has a really subtle but when you pull back in the light hits it it's a huge debt. You go right up against it too beautiful door all right but let me make. Let me make this suggestion to you. There are these guys One of the names has called the ding king. Then yeah the doctor ding king. Yeah he's guys come in and they will work with a series of weird long spoon devices. Ident- right out of the side of your car door. They will work metal and smooth it out and it is absolutely insane when they're done with it. Okay so what i would suggest. Is you get the dent doctor. The ding king. or whatever. that guy is he just shows up in his van with his tune case and he works that dent out. And you tell the guy you pay that guy hundred fifty bucks. It ain't no big deal. It'll take him an hour. That'll be on you. I'll get the dent out of the door and you won't have to send it back and have it remanufactured but here's the thing. The metal sits on top of would door. Like how did he get into that swabs. Call him the king. he's not the duke. It's not like it's not like your car door. Skin has been removed and put on iraq and shop. These guys come in and work at down through the window goes up and around the mechanism and that whole nine yards. That's what do you think he can do. it sometimes. just have to access the outside. They still have a series like the pressurized. Use your neighbor chin. Here's my name adam. I'm gonna use her name. And i'm gonna threaten the shit out abuse it if you like but but but go ahead all right just saying that. We are going to be at the royal oak in michigan on friday and then also in chicago on a saturday the vic theater mid west tour vic theater. Can i tell you this. At least deep dish i will glorious. Nobody throws a better party than seth macfarlane. I heard i mean that guy will transform his entire backyard fucking skating rank and have like a thirty piece orchestra playing in one room. And it's like there's other. Sean penn smoking on. Charlie thrones laugh. It's fucking awesome in the food and the booze show fucking awesome. It's just the best the best and it's always a full orchestra. And he's always singing with the orchestra and everything He's a little on the short notice. seth is is one of those dudes. And i got the email from seth today and i remember looking at my phone going. Oh it's an email from. Seth went fox a party and hope dear. God plays out weeknights this week. And not this weekend and and normally when you get the e vite they'll give you two or three show. It's gotta be monday of normally. You're thinking not monday not this week and it's gonna please god next week and police there. We got nothing going for the next three weekends. All we do is get. Pass it this saturday Bucket saturday what is the theme was the theme. I become my tears. Were dropping off screen. My phone shorted out. I couldn't i actually took the piece of cardboard is using to block out the scores from my tv. And i just typed it over. I taped it outright over tier guard fucking. I don't know i can figure it out. I'll figure it out during the break. It became academic and then when it torture myself and it doesn't matter what the theme as the theme is always going to be up. Celebrities world greatest booze in the world the greatest food in the world with the greatest view alliance. That's that's the theme before that e mail transfer sunday all right. He just wants to email. You'll be balls stephen. Some strange asian. We're going to bring some buttered sugared roles for you guys next time the russell nice all right we find out an answer. Well no the burleson wants to call in talk to you. Fuck the cops. He said fuck the police. Not that asian broad from phoenix. What's it clear and well. Now we got dean devlin. What what do you say he said. Adam would like to ask you a question. He said i'll call in okay. Well i'll tell you what we'll do talked about a week. We'll take that we'll take a break. I'll bring will bring dean and we'll toss joya joe koi love you man j. o. k. o. y. Dot com is where you go play with seattle and the biking divided and the lions and the lines are now. He's over at nfl network. All right i'm going to ask him about that That fucking crawl We'll take a quick break. Be right back with the food that clip from twenty fifteen. Make sure to tune in tomorrow for the second part of that. Show because it's a doozy. It's hilarious yeah before you go with the next clip on her mind. If you want to submit a clip request emails classics at adam corolla dot com or you can find us instagram at yovani giorgio or at chris locks amano one. And let's want here or if you have a question or anything like that we're happy that To get you involved because the show would be nothing without. You are requested the clip. I'm searching for it trust me. I've still searching. Yeah gio never sleeps all right. Let's get gone with another clip. This one from twenty fourteen with busy phillips and jason nash. Adam cruel show thirteen forty nine jason nash. Returning to the podcast. He was on us. You're one in the podcast. Acp format and one twenty as the shaman. Which is a character. Elite fully cooked up yet as very short episode. That's kind of infamous. And this is his return to the show. Promoters movie jason ashes married that busy co stars in busy making her debut appearance. She was an eight time. Love line guest pure once in the morning show. She is a legend as the interview. With busy and jason. Check it out you for hanging out with us. Busy phillips jason nash. Both here jay. Nash is married. Is the name of the movie Dave keck ner and rob kore- and andy richter and pat house. While matt walsh tj miller who's turned into just fine actor busy phillips as well So jason i know. Each other for kids played in hollywood. Why basketball league. Jason coached and busy. And i go way busy. And what i when. I first met your sometimes. Just telling jason outside seth rogan and i went on love line when we were nineteen to promote freaks and geeks it was about to get cancelled and i believe it got cancelled the next day. I'm not kidding online. And i think it got cancelled going to do for this movie. Your magic ace jason. I were talking at sun. Oh my kid's birthday party or something. That's chucky cheese wannabe place about or maybe they just brought pizza into. I don't know. I can't remember we're at your house your house you remember. You had the underwater house. We could go downstairs and watch people. Swim like yeah. Yeah that was amazing. Yeah we were talking about this This project and now first off so we wanted. I wanted you in the movie really badly and so i was trying to work that day without being too like planet. I'll do because my life was like. Don't don't be too hard. Don't tell it too hard. You know we're here. We're here socializing. We're not here to improve real. Fuck that let's network so you raise the money you wrote the script zo. You may use the very little bit amount of money and comedy central bought it in. I was just really fortunate. Because she's there's no movie without busy. It's available on june twenty th. That's digitally so you download at amazon itunes video on demand. Xbox he always forget about that and you can pre-order it on amazon. And we're going to do. We're gonna do a week run at in westwood. I pick at the luxury movie theater. Oh that's cool. It's just opened that one but the yeah great alcohol i i love that i mean i love the fact i mean. It is one of those boy this. Why terrorists hate us like it used to be martinez in popcorn. What while the way. Why did it take seventy two years to figure out. We'd like to get drunk at night especially when you're in a semi reclined position watching a movie like somebody in the last four years when we should start bringing booze to these guys who don't feel like sitting up and watching things standing in watching and now everyone's down with it but they didn't. They didn't have it before this luxury theaters where everything's brought to you. Yeah it's it's a great experience in if you go out on a date with your wife. You can't do both. You can't have dinner and a movie it's you say you. Can you go all the. We'll have dinner first and then you can't. There's not enough time now. So this is both and the key to that is not to admit it before you go out. It's a knowing. Look just after the entree we don't you start off you just float this one you float this one you just go you start with a kind of a you. Don't start with. we're not going right. You just do that move really like a lot of steak. Wow we can make the nine thirty. I mean if we. I probably shouldn't shouldn't want with the bone in and then eating the bone. The probably should've eaten around the month. Anyway i you know i need to hear great things about and put the name of the movie in there but yeah you and if you wanna go i mean that's you know you start with the then you start in love with the idea of going right right and you both. Then it's that sort of both. Its tacit agreement. Where both kind of look at one another go he. Yeah he do it tomorrow night. You buy the tickets online then. We'll and tomorrow never comes. We have farmers market in the morning. So these are both of your wives right. you're married to. She doesn't want to go. We both want to be married due to the person who does go to that movie but neither one of us married that person. Mark is like a real pusher. He wants to go fucking go. We show up. It'll be like dinner sushi in the valley. And there's some fucking party in culver city and i'm had too much sake and i'm like and we should just go home and and we barrel to culver city and go to the party. He's like what's his reasoning. Because i'm a real not show up her. But i need more of what your husband has. Well he thinks that showing up is like a really important character. I'm i show up. I show up right. Yes but i'm always amazed show. You went to portland with me. That's right that would couldn't believe he asks me to do these ridiculous and up. I have to busy is like my mom get here today. I had to bring busy with me. Podcasts or radio. Show toll a message. Because i'm more famous than he has dead. I'm corolla will you take me. Mommy with four publicists. its there. Is there this by the way. I'm so committed to going home that evening. When i met my house. I wish there was another house. I could go to that was nearby so i could actually to be a lateral home that badly but your husband take this in the spirit in which it's intended but is there an element of narcissism here like where they go. They're really going to miss us. Like 'cause i'm always like they don't fucking want us. They're eating their checks mix and drinking their beers. Come on they're not gonna give us faulk of. We wanna go no no. They're really going to be disappointed. If you're not there. And i just have low self esteem like what the fuck. They want me in their house for we do. Do you want your martino a lot of parties and things too and so you want to become someone that has a lot of things then you realize the importance of showing up as the party thrower. Don't you number one. Arrange everything drinks food. Whatever the number of people you're figuring a show and so if people bail at the. I hate my friends. What about what about martin. Now here's another move by the way dump this guy. Let's you and i get together and just go home much easier. Which easier. I have this one too and I'm not married to march. I can get away with it but that thing where the party. That's ten forty five and most everyone still there and you want to leave. But you don't wanna fuck and say by tell everybody and you make you make a weird. Yeah you make a weird tentative move to go up and talk to the host of the party and then right when you go some cool dude slides in cool frames and starts talking to her. And you're like. I don't know i'm going to join this conversation and now it's weird so if you have a court it's easy to do but if you have guys like no seriously we have to thank them for is mark that way. He this thing like he believes in showing up and showing your face but then anytime after that you can. You can go there okay. We've left many party without saying goodbye. Okay with that guy. Jason yes can you and your partner leave or not. I just i we get there. We gotta go. We gotta go gotta go for two hours. I can't beat a party. i can't. I don't know what to say anywhere. I have to be on drugs or something to manage. That and i don't do drugs anymore. Because i have medication now so i'm pretty much no good and the movie how how many days for over two years. Wow can i tell you. Sixty twenty days. Jason adam we shot it over course of seven hundred twenty days jason. Like how did you get my email from. We didn't know each island from the daily show. I hunted down. I was like it was. Who's using the most attractive person. That's funny that could possibly that. would maybe. And when you wrote back that you would do it. I was like holy shit. I entered games in my life. After i had my first child where i decided i was in a yes. Phase like this is like a lot of what we're talking about. I was gonna say yes. So your podcast. The you only tape at midnight on saturdays. Yes i'm doing you're showing. I will do it but this was like more work work related. You have a kid and then all of a sudden has an actress. You start to it. Never gonna nothing's going to happen for you again. your life is over. So so jason got my email from ben. Karlin sent me. And i had no idea who he was. And he's like. I'm doing these this web series. They're really short like three minute pieces. Based on my life with my wife you just play my wife in it and he sent me to and thought they were genuinely funny and so it was like yeah. Sure why not. I'll do that thing. And that was like five years ago. Worker out of long kept get building on this idea until it eventually has become this. Jason nashes mary situation. Well it's a pretty I mean it's definitely an all star lineup of comedians. And like i said pant. While you're matt walsh and t j miller andy richter and we were just talking about the silicon valley show with the law and all that good in it. There's about twice as many people recognized in the in the movie so much room to list. Yeah padron schwartz a nice. You know everybody. You're just giving the busy. Bu bum rush. No i knew everybody else. Busy was the only way. I think everybody was like. Oh busy is doing this okay. I guess i guess. I'll do it. I just totally trick them. And you're on also funny. She showed up at my house and she starts playing my wife. Oh my god. She's incredible actress. She's got my wife down and then as it went on. I was like oh. She's a lot a lot like my wife. You just realized that's the way married to me like you know in control kind of Powerful woman that sort of the character or your wife's in the business she's in the business super successful kind of dynamic. That's in the that's in the movie. That was the only latest. Shoot it for no money was to make it exactly like your life because you can't afford ideas have you gotten any. I love the show by the way. I love when you get in hot water. Yes like when every time you have a book coming out you always say something that. Just oh my god it's bombastic thank you and then i have to go defend you well to all my i go well now. He's he likes. Why no he likes women. He thinks women are funny. I know he does. And i. I did a podcast podcast in new york when i was in new york night funny comedian and the first thing i said was i thought he go. I all my black friends like that. I said that on. Oh man she just dead silence and it was just like oh. You're you're black friends. What what are you she to lecture me about your why. That's wrong thing to say as he eventually said well. I i don't see color. And i said well Do you need glasses and So i just thought of you. And i just was wondering how that's going to hear you fund that Well 'cause on the one hand. I i see i understand. Women are pissed at the way the world is and they get all the time and you know the the black people in all the minorities. Then i also mike on the other side of my god. Jesus i'm like. I feel i feel horrible all the time being a white male rough should how should i feel horrible all the time. It wouldn't hurt starting reparation. I should watch you walk around all the time feeling horrible about myself and well. You're right. I'm open to discussion. You have read privilege because of the color i mean. You're you're wider than i am so he's more both you have more privileged than ginger ginger in utah pressed with them in the room. I have half jewish children. So you know. Marc silverstein. Three four jewish. Yeah well as million said before like the The host of marc silverstein as a host of some food thing. Oh my god what was he the host of. Oh no this is something because there's just too many shows there. Whoa one that was a host of rose only a handful of jews. It's pretty easy Wait i'm getting. I'm getting so as peter best The best of on food new network. He does the best stuff i guess. I guess that's food network food stuff all right. You guys want to hang in. And we'll do sir news won't get into trouble. With alison rosen. It's good sometimes. It's bad and when it's time to wrap it up to find it would fit because all right so former mayor of san marino. Dennis neier former as of today because he resigned because marino. Here yes yes. Because he was caught on camera throwing a bag of dog shit into a neighbor's yard. And i think we have a little bit of video. You can see him walking down there. And he tosses it now. The guy who's yard. It was says he thinks it was done in retaliation for his opposition to propose neighborhood dog park. However says i'm the kind of guy that's always picking up trash and i reached down and picked it up and i'm walking down the street and in a moment of stupidity. I guess i was tired of carrying it. I disposed of it on his walkway. It was a mistake and he wrote the guy a letter to apologize however apparently the incident was so embarrassing That he was forced to announce a. He's resigning he still will remain a member of city council. Well couple of things he does. He have a dog this guy because he would have had to then collected this shit from somewhere else right and then how how hard is is rob ford laughing. What again hold on. Let me do another rail. Office hookers asked what. What did he resigned for again. Because i got my gig. What's he doing right. they don't explain. Fairly benign what an odd message to like. You would just see the bag all throw that out. Well also like the fraternity member. Because it's like you to light it on fire and ring the doorbell. Stop it out like throwing the bag into the shrub. There's not a prank make. You know what i mean. It's not much it it's like. Revenge is a dish. Best served lukewarm. In this case it's not cold cape if someone does something sure yeah. He was claiming that it was on. I think he was claiming it was on a walkway and he was getting rid of it by throwing it into the yard up from the walkway and threw it into the yes. He resigned right if if it were that simple. Even even if it wasn't but isn't there way like forensically like we can get a little dna in sort of figure this one out right. We can figure out if there was another dog. Owner dog left their shit on the sidewalk. Or did he collected from somebody. Let or how do we know it's dog shit. Just shit in a dog shit bag does not mean it's dog shit. Say what he's saying is let's say he was walking down the sidewalk. He sees a bag of shit sitting on the sidewalk. He picks it up. Chuck's it into a guys yard. Is that okay. Yes it's okay. Well it's not the thing that dreams are made of. I look at everything is is this like when i hear these stories about the guy went down and the guy just kept kicking him in the head has his boot against the curb and eventually he blackout out. I go. i couldn't do that like there's a lot of things i could not do so most stuff. I judge other human beings on i go like on a bad day or in certain circumstances could do that like if i walked down the street and there was this shit in a bag i could. I definitely would probably pick it up. And if i walked long enough and it wasn't trash day and i couldn't find what seemed like a good place to dump off starts to ruin your walk carrying around us. Strangers dog shit eventually cuts in on. Especially if you scratch your face. Oh fuck i forgot man. Yeah i so if the scenario was i'm walking down the sidewalk. There's a bag of shit pick it up. Yes would i throw it into a nearby trash can. Yes but if i found out it was not trash time and there were no camp like out on the street and i had this bag eventually. Ejecting it into individual like a shrub. Would i just say well. It'll rain in kind of a better than the sidewalk. Pretty benign when. I first saw the video when this news came out people that are a little bit about your rights. The fact that he resigned suggest more yoga. It's weird because i assumed but did you watch the city council meeting after the fact where the people are just screaming out. I didn't like him. I think it's that because he's mayor. He's held to a higher standard. I expected that he when i first heard that he threw auction someone's yard. I figured it was loose. Not backed up by a dog park Yes the guy. Mayor for mayor was pro. Got gotta go down to the city council and reset that big signed said days since shit was flung into a stranger yard. And it's got all go back to zero. It's now pissed people off the most plus isn't san marino a really wealthy really white area so something like this would throw a city council meeting into complete chaos bristol farm so doing well i just love a good first world problem and i'd say this is one of like the many places on this planet. Where in order to resign as mayor. You have to like behead somebody and then have sex with the corpse or whatever or not necessarily in that order. But you know what i'm saying. This is like this was. This was a dainty. Toss by the way he talks. That sort of almost trash can if there had been yes. It's kind of like that kids in the hall bit. Where guy goes. I am crushing your head. And they're just you know the did they give you that. No but i let them trained by the growling. Saf like kissing hall. First of how much surveillance footage like if you found. Would you go check the tape if you found a bag of shit. I don't think i why else would you have the tape. More often. check the tape. I feel very rarely rarely. I need i need goes such a thrill i would check them every day. I shouldn't i wouldn't wanna know without either way. He'll be missed all right. What is the rule regarding throwing a bag of dog. Shit into someone else's trash can cause the first few times i realized i am not for them because they are then. It's not legal. It's not now no. It's especially if the trash cans are on someone else's property like their driveways considered their property. You're not allowed to throw your on. The curtain was a whole fitting in my i. I live in a very like officious neighborhood. Where there's a there's a council and it's historical preservation zone and the emails that get blasted out all the time and we. Oh it's terrible. It's terrible guys. It's not that nice. It's really not that. That's the best part about like totally junkie but people get like crazy and there was a whole email about like the laws of dumping in other people's poop specifically. I feel like if you find it on the sidewalk. Then the nearest receptacle is fine hearing your own dog shit around. You should probably make that one back but either way who gives a fuck find me. I'm just not in the trash. I gotta i gotta say scary. You gotta find the beechwood canyon thing by the beechwood canyon store. Where that little when i used to live beechwood canyon. They three specific request. They got he knows what i'm talking about the got into this whole they wanted to do the same with like extended the curb and put a little plant there in the middle of it and it's like they're extended extended out seven foot one way and fourteen for another way and just to kind of change the shape of the road a little bit and the whole neighborhood was just going at it like the hatfields and mccoys and and the the the feuding sides would come up to me and try to sign me up all the time like hey. This would be considered a park by the city and once it's considered a park homeless people could move in and be sleeping in front at beat. You can take a look at it. It's literally just a plan hair and a little something and it looks nice. It was no big deal. And i just kept saying to post sides Fuck like what what. And i was like. You think it's gonna make a difference one way or the other like we don't need it but if someone wants to put a little plant or their what's in it then that'll be their business By the way. I'm working people moving into that planter. Well first off. They can sleep anywhere. Those people and number one thing live they could fall. Yeah a konczal that could fall asleep and be and be fine but no every single time. There's it's like it's like when when you go like oh look who cares if kevorkian take some guys got advance lou gehrig's and puts them out of his misery so he doesn't choke on his own saliva. You know and they go. Oh yeah right and then what happens when you bring your kid in for a checkup. Because it's going to play pop warner football and the doctor. Just snuffs them out with a pillow and there's nothing there's nothing you can do about. It is that that is that. Whereas i wanna say that's where we're going i. It's this and then that you bring little timmy in for a checkup and he's eleven to play peewee football these of the pillow. And you've got to walk away and there's not a court in landau convict doctor. And there's a line going around the block of youngsters to be snuffed out. Is that okay okay. 'cause that's and go fuck off. It's never going there. It's never going there and they so they do the weird extreme thing every time. There's a measure. Hey let's put a ten cents sir tax on a pack assira gang bangers driving nevada wholesale cigarettes and bringing them back and selling them to your kids with learning disabilities dark and then that money goes to al qaeda. Is that what you want and you go. I don't think that's gonna happen. I think should be ten cents no matter what happened right so my answer. All these fucking idiots shut the fuck up by the way. How long do you live hundred and thirty five hundred forty. Like don't you got something else to do than fucking my door and complain about. And then here's all i want. I want the apology. Like after they put the little book and kurban with the planter ceramic. Kitty that's nothing there. Once that goes in and then five years happen and goes by no homeless people move in. And there's no instance than i would like you to bring a fucking baskets my house and fucking bend over and spread 'em in front of me and let me just by you. That day never happens. You just move on your next hysterical rant. That's how it works. People were on board until he got to the bend over spread. Koa's like the we've some homoerotic okay into it. People did that with the grove. They were all upset. No no no gross fantastic. We'll also also worse. I want to come on. It's fantastic lists the lazy person. There there was no grove. There'd be no tmz now let's be by the way. I just wanna say my baby. I had a baby nurse with the second kid that i had. Because i had to go back to work four weeks after giving birth which was brutal especially because again four thousand pounds. When i'm pregnant my baby nurse loved tmz. So i had never watched it and then started to watch it. And i see harvey levin say The grove which is a place celebrities. Go to get photograph two guys. It's the only place with a thumping chain krill. Or i have to go there. It's time somebody spoke up factory on being celebrity. Not always fun. Just i want to say it's the old way you know a barnes and noble. There's literally one bookstore left in this country and garage. It is many of these arguments. Go this way when it comes to changing something whether it's where you know the grove where the old farmer's market was there still there but the grove or that curb on beechwood canyon you know they go you know Those guys built that nineteen twenty three and they had a vision. And i think they know what they were doing. Hey by the way. They had two drinking fountains back then too. They had a vision. I think they know what they're doing. I re built a house up there from nineteen. Twenty-three it fucking sucked. It was horribly by drunken irish people. It was a piece of shit like they weren't all geniuses back that a lot of them had a fourth grade education. They're alcoholics or the fuck was going on. You could just hours people. I'm just saying. Let's not look back and waxing poetic on all the fucking decisions that were made in the twenties. There's plenty of horrific decisions that were made that we should just get away from. Maybe they had a bad plan about the street. Maybe it's now been made better by the curb with the little plant. Where the kitties. I just miss you know where where it was all about a cat. It's all about this a little kitty. We talked about this briefly earlier but the us patent office did cancel six trademarks belonging to the redskins saying their offensive native americans. And the team. that's it spent. Millions defending the trademark over. The years will appeal the decision a process. Which could take years and the patent office will continue to treat the trademark registrations as though they are valid during the appeals process. So it's making a lot of news but not much going to change for a long time. They're going to the fun part is eventually. They're going to change the name. And i bet they do a contest and they have the fans name the team and my thing is. Let's let's let the professional namer name. Thanks who's don't put it to the fans. I dunno assuming to whoever. Let let the guys who ever eric's anybody. Yeah let draper do it. Just saying let the professionals hand. You always find out some sixth grader from ten names kansas. Who wrote it in and it was named adverse combination of his dog and his parakeets name. I don't need that. Let the pros handling santeria some tally. That's right i. It's a long story. i take. If you start a corporation you have to name it. Something and i always just take the names of people that are around me. Just combine them mainly because they'll get pissed off like you just name one and not the other and i think the other corporation took my wife my dog and combine them. Nice think of what their my dog did. The dog i also siegfried and roy. I think that's what it was. I had a busy body situation once. It was victorious. There was. I was driving up to the gym. Dropped my mom off because you know she doesn't like to walk pulled up front or woman comes out because you are not allowed to do that and i was like all right. Well you know. She doesn't want to walk that far. Stretch down at me. Two weeks later. I saw her dropping her husband oh to her. It was adamant was the greatest feeling in my life. I really look just like that. Oh really go now. You're doing what you told me not to do. Aren't you did. She couldn't talk aren't you. It's good for the goose is good for the geezer if she had not had advanced dementia. That's really what that thing really would have sunk in but you couldn't remember what you had for breakfast. One of my favorite things about my friend. Did we had Joan's on third in someone cut in line and she. She just goes she goes. I would have let her go. She goes no no moons moons after she goes no no no. I was in front of you. Everyone goes sign. I was i yesterday. I saw this guy at whole foods old man and this huge hulking van with his wife and their elderly and there he pulls in and he's trying to make it in one spot and he does it and this guy prius is waiting for the other spot and then it just he fails fucking miserably and takes up two spots and three s.'s. Like seriously i've waited here for fifteen minutes so i can park next to you. The old man he's like. Oh i guess you're going to have to just find a mother parking spot and the guy in the pre is actually so mad about it. The the guy who's a dick and the guy the kid and the pre is smoking cigarettes. Like it's not a big deal man cool. I'll get another spot. Said i like you. I like the way you responded to that situation. I would have been like fuck you and this guy was so cool about that. You got a nice lesson. You've got gotta take parking lot. You got to go with darby chill parking lot in the city. Oh my god. I hit the grove and whole foods. Guy's got a real tough neighborhoods. Kanye has the guy who tells you where to park right. Yeah oh yeah. We're we're we're all right so dr. Oz was questioned by congress by senator. Claire mccaskill chairwoman chairwoman of the subcommittee on consumer protection product. Safety and insurance. You had a panel that looked at false advertising for weight loss products because he does the gernika yona right yet we apparent. There's a lot of things on his show that he's described as a miracle cure right and she was like you know that this is bullsh- her language. This is what she said. One of the things you said. The scientific community is almost monolithic against you. In terms of the efficacy of the three products. You called miracles. One of them was green coffee. Bean like key kiana that is full or whatever yeah Do you have it for miracle. Weight-loss yeah. I know it is but it's in my house why talking i tried. It does not work well. He claims that he's just trying to be a cheerleader. For people who are trying to lose weight and he's trying to get viewers and he has had. This is him talking to has this habit. He says speaking in flowery passionate language and so because you know she quoted back to him some things he said all of it is like the one thing you can do to shed tons of pounds and it's sort of language that will draw in viewers. But she's also saying you're you know better your doctor. Why are you doing this you know. And so she says. I don't get what you need to say this stuff when you know. It's not true when you have this amazing megaphone. Why would you cheapen your show with. Power comes great responsibility. Yes she really really tore into him factor on this doll and hurt someone. You hate why. I don't i don't get again. This feels like i feel like our society has decided to work small to big instead of big to small like. Don't we have problems. So after he touted these various things on his show then the companies that sell these things quoted him and he claimed pain that no. That's all it's not getting paid. What's he he also saying it's a problem. He's saying that there's a problem with people using my name to send out spam emails and stuff like that looks like a squirrel but what she's saying is there's something yeah and also did he have his rows pulled up in back tax. Because that's what happened in a tree thinks that He yeah he's looking weird about this guy. But but so. Here's the deal. I feel the same way. It's like you get up on stage. You get an audience. That put a mic in your hand. And you start talking this how i get into trouble and then you go. Oh man what you said about. Chaz bono was really hurtful. And it's like i'm up on stage for the fucking mike in my hand in an off a drunken. Yeah comedy club. Yes why are you doctor doctor. I know but he's doing like i dunno. Please doing the show. It's like when these people aren't coming into his practice well Here's the way i feel. I feel like he's doing a show. He has to do the hyperbole. He's got the big he's got do the whatever now if it's a kind of thing where he's cut some sweetheart deal with these things and he's getting money on the back end and this is like some of this insider trading or something. Then that's a little different story if he's just using hyperbole and the stuff's not dangerous and it's not hurting anybody and maybe it's a placebo. But maybe that's fine for people to try to lose weight. Then doesn't congress have bigger fish to fry to something as the ause fact which sounds a lot. Like what people said happened with oprah like the oprah effect which is at the minute he mentioned something on his show sales for whatever it is. Just go through the roof. But she's new. There's not charges against him. But i do get that. It is irresponsible. I mean for him. Not saying it's something we should all aspire to. But i just mean. They're things that i think we want. Congress working on might not be control. Legislation comes to mind for instance. Dr is not not on my top five like five players. Al qaeda has the car deck in us. Go this the top. He wouldn't make it my my car deck. They wouldn't make it into my my my a card shoe. I can see both sides of it. I do understand where she's coming from at the same time. I could also see like hey. It's my tv. Show cow. show senator claire mccaskill show in november two thousand twelve with the words. No exercise no diet no effort on the screen behind him and he said thanks to brand new scientific research i can tell you about a revolutionary fat buster and then he talked about this great staff on busy. Guys will try anything. Hey four weeks to cougar town right. You gotta jump back. I mean you gotta get. You had the kid you to shake your. Bummer breastfeed a kid. You can't take any like diet pills or anything of them. Hobby so speed. Oh no booze. You're smoking weed known. Now i feel tough lose. It slowly only way to do it all right well. He should real in his hyperbole. That's i think that's the lesson here. And then congress should just move onto you know human trafficking wonder drew would say because i think that whereas you guys drew death match doctor. Why because he's a doctor. whatever. I'm a carpenter. I hate carpenters. Really that's how it works. What don't you don't like their work. Their shoddy work or the you find trouble with them and their personality. Or i come in and make five is to look at some work that was done in your house. I'd go. that's an interesting way to go direction. Let say things like Cord around where. I would use base you choice. I do that with other househusbands. Yeah yeah a little earlier during the hot sun. Yeah not a decision. I would have made but i guess for you. Fine not me. I'm incredibly encouraging of other mothers and actresses about me. I think dresses. Comedians hate each other. But then there's the they make up for it by like two or three that they love too much right. It's horrible horrible. Six year old women who are horrific to everyone who works underneath them but they're super sacranie sweet to their dog. Helmsley go nuts with the dog that go nuts with some creatures. It's it's a weird thing it's like. There's there's a little bit of niceness and instead of just sort of spread it around the workplace a little. You'll be douche to everyone at work and then have it all come out on this little dog. There's that yeah and the comedians will do that. Hate this guy hate what can hope he dies candidate and then you bring up pat nozzle in love. Him guy's a genius like they go way way. Too far one direction were all wired to some degree like we just returning to identify yourself with like one or two people that you wish you could be but we have put everyone else down position. It's like someone said here's a dollar worth of praise give us twenty nichols back and instead of giving everyone one nickel we deny everyone in nickel and just give one person twenty nichols. Are you suggesting that they are going overboard to overcompensate or they really liked that person that much in which case i would say that that is the kind of person and i'm taking this in a different direction than you're going but who vilifies some people and put on a pedestal. Yes they you know from talking to those people and then knowing the people. They're talking about that. That one person not nearly as bad as they're saying that person is and then i am not it's nicer. It's funny whatever. They're really kind of the both five and a half something like that. And they're going way over the top one direction way over the top the other but it ends up being the same amount. It's sorta like like. Dr oz is doing is what is don't care thing. I'm not talking about others. Exactly what downpayment episode of doctor nerve seen episode of the show where he hasn't been climbing through a gigantic colon. Everyone i've seen the same one over and over again or getting somebody from the audience to hold an actual oregon oregon. This is thirty five pounds of laura. Yeah by the way. The mayor of san marino should talk that duke into the giant colon. that's the long Sorta like double dare let me. Let's do oh okay all right baby. Let's do one more all right well. Speaking of health trends might be not true or or not. Have there's a doctor. In north carolina name is frank king who is all about camel milk saying that. This is going to be the new health drink of the future. I'm already yup. He has a mix of dromedaries and double humped bactrian. Obviously yeah aren't familiar with your camels. And he milks them by hand. You don't have to crouch or sit because they're that tall here so well. A photo of camel. Milk eggs and Camel milk has less cholesterol than cow's milk and more protein more vitamin c. And more iron and he says the milk is tasty. He describes the dromedary milk as the salt in creamier of the two but it is also expensive. It's about eight hundred dollars a pint. Yeah well there's out and there's some scuttle but even that it helps kids with autism through all right first off. Here's the thing with the milk and this goat milk problem. I don't want to take milk and know what animal came from. When i taste the goat in goat milk. It's more like goat. Ta or something to me and goats are way down on my list of smells in terms of. There's no goat scented candle. Where the fuck would we want. Goat cheese and goat milk. It drives me nuts at this town is so crazy for sushi's chevron loves goat's cheese in this let me say about goat cheese i will. I will say this about goat cheese. Every time i hold on wait a minute. I'm i love cheese. And i will go completely naked with cheese. I'll eat a piece of cheddar cheese. Just the squares you know laid out whatever. There's put a toothpick in there. There's plenty of those kind of cool hard cheeses from like italy that you can get. I don't eat anything on that. Cheese goat cheese always comes with a fucking apology like well. You gotta have some greens you got to put it on top of that you gotta mix it in with whenever just eat squares of goat cheese because tastes like that's why it's good honey. That's could that to me. That's not good cheese. You gotta put some. I love beets. And then when i get the goat and beet salad like the coaches meet i find myself i would never just eat. Never sit home. And she's just sit home and have handfuls that go cheese had it last night. Yeah go chief. No fucking way. You're liar you're li- it does not come individually portioned. There's no such thing as like oh handy. Takeover advocates. Say all of them. You can travel long. It's good service now. It needs an apology in need. Something stuck to it other than itself. String cheese stands alone. Well perfectly perfectly. Fine and i would argue almost every other cheese works alone even breathe which is a kind of a tough sell alone because of the texture even even before that though i would do it over goat. So that's my goat cheese argument that there is no square of gold or bre- you can't get a square of that. It's always it just crumbles. Yeah you can get. It turned out to be. You're being a little torchy's tweet. The wax on the bree. Now i don't yes yes for sure. That's gross all right. Let me ask you hypothetical the best part your your dad. Is your porn early free. He's walking wheel of pre. Eat the okay. you're right. We crossed the line. Gotta start making out of this shit right okay. Let me see up camel milk. Can i say let me. Just i'm gonna. I'm gonna be. I'm gonna simplify this forever. Everybody they always do this one where they go. Look this has deal with with me metoo. They go twice as much. Protein is beef half the fat half the saturate but but but but uh and then they go. This comes from the wisdom of the orient bubba. All i will say to. You is go to any of those fucking places where that food comes from. It's a pile of shit. Just think about it. Think about all the people they go. Oh these folks. In the the indigenous people of eat this blue zones atom one hundred fourteen in those indigenous determined. Yo play commercials baby then own excess. That chicks smokers inter forty. They just tell curtis. I'm just saying active obscene. They do all that stuff but the people if they live one hundred and sixteen they wished they died in their sixties the miserable. They're racist fucking miserable. They're walking around. There's dirt on the floor. They're just not they're not happy like us. Look we got it down. All we figured it out the whole foods this over and you'll be cool. I like the sense. It's like it gives you iron vitamin c. We we get it all. We have it all. I don't need it anymore. iron. I don't even more vitamin c. Bless good for a week. we're we have our. We got the first world problems here done there. Used to be thing where it's like. We needed sustenance. And you wanna talk about like food insecurity back in the day you got some serious insecurities because it's like you had to make enough dried salmon to get you through the winter because there was no hunting or whatever now it's too much we're starting to turn on ourselves right. This will make you live. I want you eat it. I feel like. I don't need to try the camel milk. I feel like i know it tastes like i don't want it on my cheryl. That's me where do you see it on third street for like thirteen dollars a bottle. Oh it's gonna it's gonna pop up black market. Yeah we're gonna. I'm gonna ask you guys this real quick we. We don't know how to deal with this. You know when you're going through the farmer's market and they might have the semi-aggressive lesbian couple and they're selling their cheese and it's not based or something like that and they're talking you and you go. Oh hey on my way back into the end in. I got but once i go round dates are at the end of those dates than when on the way back. It's still to have some right. You're metric ton of your nutcase cheese. So but i don't wanna have to schlep it with me all day until the be round by the way whenever i'd love to when people start checking on your mail ability it means no fucking wire they come back but once you turn tell that person when we come back that's when we swing by by the wheel of this shit what happens. What's the decorum at that. What's ahead now. I pass right by them right back. You go past you. Don't care care and then do they ever grab you go. You said you said you would remember us. I'm amana you word. Here's the thing and and we just got back from india new girl show you travel with moon zappa. So you've got. Oh oh that's right. Travels moons app. I'm sorry girly protection. Oh here's what i'm saying. I never go to the fucking farmers market because it just seems like a colossal height. It's like somebody saying look. What if we took the produce section. That's inside the gilson's spread it out on the street and you can walk twice as much for shit up super early super super early. Be on on file. It goes bad day. Not i opposite. End of culinary version of bed and breakfasts. It sounds good. It's got the word farmer and marker mark market in it and we have bed we have brackets are both miserable places. You should never go to either one of them. You'll fucking regret it. I disagree biggest waste. I went to bed and breakfasts and were happy. I agree about the bed and breakfast. I disagree about the farmer's especially because we live in los angeles one that stats like. When i go jetta talking about energy i would go to this kind of water. Purifying system put into my house and the selling point was that it was the one that leaves congress to get to the bottom. Which talking about energy you know that. That guy did the research. He has in his house though. I think know what. He hasn't as bangla. Ed begley junior at the market. Go he got a blowjob in the grotto. I heard at the playboy immunization. Have you ever been jason. No i feel like that would be like your dream. You take me. I used to. When i was like in my twenties. I had my friends with louis. Rose i said. Did you get all dressed as you annoying. Girl that i went to high school with was one of hugh hefner's seven girlfriends when he had said. Yeah tiffany holiday. Was her name. She was born to be a payment. Oh i guess. I'm stupid but it. It's seven because seven days a week or raking that. Like i thought about it. There are seven then at some point. Eight and then and then they paired it down for the show for the show and it was just the way they have to have sex with them. Remember exactly like these. You can't bring this up and nine. Yeah i think you have sex with them badge. I went to her bed. I saw her bedroom. And it seems like a fun. Dorm sorority type situation. A bunch of girls. Don't think you sexually by the way. I just had to say that. I know that a few minutes a couple of minutes ago. That's fine but i just wanted to make it really about ed. Begley in the grotto didn't here this now. I heard that like million times made it up all taste giving me like leaflets. On energy and solar paneling mike him. Eunice dickson oxide. I can't imagine it's all in the ground in the garage in eighty. Yeah you know in the seventies or eighties or whatever doing what's that show at them. Md saying lesson. I if you can pull up chips shit was chips. Charlie's angels sorry charlie's angels. I saw an episode of charlie's angels or ed begley. Junior played a roller boogie. Awesome are just no he. He was he you know he. He was the king of the parque in the roller the height of the roller boogie. Era and i'll i'll show you guy you can't picture like ed begley junior dick sucked in the grotto. Now but i can show you we. I told you i told you out. You can't pick your shock in the grotto. it's all i see. That's what i'm saying. 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GSMC Movie Podcast Episode 160: No Movie Theater, No Problem

GSMC Movie Podcast

35:05 min | 1 year ago

GSMC Movie Podcast Episode 160: No Movie Theater, No Problem

"Can't decide and torn between a romantic comedy action or an Indie film to watch for the weekend. Well well golden state media concepts move you. Podcast is your ultimate guide to the latest movies. Join us as we dissect. The latest on the blockbusters. It's the Golden State Media Concept's movie podcast Hey guys and welcome to GSM. See movie podcast brought to you by the GMC podcast network. I'm your host Cynthia and happy Wednesday everybody. We are made wake of another quarantine week and I hope he goes. You guys are all holding up I have been trying to get back to a consider team this week. I feel like the first week of quarantine I was so committed to like not lose my routine to stay consistent especially with like my sleep schedule and whatnot but that kind of felt that kind of fell down the drain last week so it's been a bit of struggle by feeling this week. I'm doing a little bit better. I've been trying to work out more consistently but obviously just not the same working out at home than it. Is You know working out at a gym and a facility. So I definitely missed the gym. I miss her but we gotta do you know make the best of a situation right now and I just have to keep reminding myself that this temporary you know this is building. Grit S- Some definitely trying to look at the glass half full right now Nothing too eventful happened over the weekend. It's another boring boring quarantine weakened for me literally. The highlight of my week is coming in to record these episodes so gives me a break with in the house. But don't worry you guys. I am the only one here. I we disinfect. Every single inch of everything in the studio like and I'm again. I'm the only one here so do not worry trust me. I'm trying to be as protective and as careful as possible taking the necessary precautions that I need to so I don't spread the virus Actually something quite an ex. Not kind of really exciting. The happened last night. One of my best friends. She dropped her first ever single And it's so good. She actually previewed the song to our friend. Group back in New Year's New Year. She previewed the song but at that time she only had like thirty seconds of Dine and she just randomly dropped it last night and it is flacco flames fire if you love have pop if you're into discovering new artists than I suggest going to the GMC music podcast. Listen to that one episode. One forty two is the very last episode. I just recorded and I give you the rundown of this new artists on her amazing song that she just released. So besides that pretty boring Let's get into actual. We're here to talk about why. The movie podcast. Not The music one So no movie theater. No problem right because thankfully we live in this advanced technological technological world now where we have streaming services rebel to digitally rent. You know everything from the comfort of our own home from click on a button so we're not missing too. We're not missing out by not having movie theaters open. So basically what? I'm going to be covering on today's episode. This first segment are so. I'm going to be sharing a guys where you can stream the Oscar winning film parasite As I said it is an Academy Award winning movie so I'm sure many people such as myself want to still have access to watch the movie. Somehow so I'll be sharing with the guys that first segment and then in the later segments a view are a fan of the movie inception with Leonardo Di Caprio than I'm going to be giving you guys the scoop on the best movies to stream or rent if you love inception if you haven't seen him inception that's kind of a tongue twister right there right inception. It is streaming on Netflix. So you can watch inception if you like that movie. You'll most likely like the rest of these. Al Be mentioning throughout today's episode. So that's basically the rundown what we're GONNA be talking about. Just what other movies are available to us On what streaming sides? Where can we rent? Where can we buy all that good stuff? So let's begin with where we can stream the Oscar winning film parasite following its historic best picture when earlier. This month at the Academy Awards. Peirce has been receiving a lot of attention and rightfully so. I mean if you guys have had a chance to see the trailer for the movie it looks pretty enticing. So I definitely want to go see it and before Keith. And I separated from this podcast. He also told me that he watched parasite although he didn't have the best perception of the movie. He thought he had really high expectations and different me expectations. I don't have extremely expectations for movies. As long as I was a good plot and the acting good I feel like I'm GonNa like the movie regardless maybe already impairs Cy and you're trying to convince other people in your life to go check it out but can't persuade them to see it in theaters or may be used when I watch it again yourself. Well I have good news for you guys because after its Oscar win parasite is heading to streaming parasite is now available on Hulu. It was announced in February that the streaming service primarily owned and fully operated by The Walt Disney Company will be the exclusive streaming home for the best picture winner beginning on Wednesday April which that is today so now. Hulu subscribers can watch all the twists and turns of boom June. Ho's masterful film from the comfort of their own home as many times as they wish for those of you don't know who bombed June. How is he is the director of this amazing film? I wished I had to Hulu Account. I actually just ended my free trial so I will not be able to stream parasite from Hulu. Anybody is one is shared your account with me down below in the comments. I will greatly appreciate it. I will pay you a in terms of great content for the shell how `Bout that the field of streaming services is crowded and growing more so by the and everyone is vying for eyeballs and subscriber dollars and that means offering compelling content. People can't get anywhere else right so this is a big win for Hulu. The actually stems from a multi year partnership deal the streamer made with parasite studio neon back in two thousand seventeen that gave Hulu exclusive first window streaming whites for olive neons content. Little did the service no. Then that they'd have a best picture winner in just a few years time and not just the best picture winner parasite nabbed four Oscars at the Academy Awards including best original screenplay. Best International Film and Best Director for Bong Jun Ho. So that alone Chiquita. Push you persuaded to watch the movie. Like a parasite was able to snag. Four awards you know. What is it about this movie? That makes it so great. And that's what entices me because I'm like I want to see what the hype is about for those that haven't seen it yet. Parasite tells a story of a poor family the cons. Its way into the service of a rich one. That's basically nut shaw to say anything. More would risk spoiling the surprises in this dark. Darkly funny and bidding film Peirce is already available to purchase on Blu Ray and digital and is also available to rent digitally in case. You're not subscribed to Hulu a would rather own that said a lot of people don't check movies out until they come on on streaming services so hopefully being on air quote free streaming with a lower barrier of entry will give who lose millions of subscribers enough incentive to check out the multiple oscar-winning or Oscar winner alongside Hulu other content like originals the handmaid's tale and castlerock which I've heard of those two shows before her great reviews. Alas the home media release means that parasites theatrical run is now over though. It certainly has quite attempt on the big screen. The film has received a theatrical expansion following its performance at the Oscars and got a major bucks off his boost to boot. According to box office MOJO parasite made fifty three point three million dollars domestically and two hundred point seven million dollars worldwide bringing its worldwide total past the two hundred fifty dollar million mark to two hundred fifty four point one million dollars. That's a lot of money. Remember that exclusive deal. That clue has within the arm. Will that means that parasite isn't the only Bong Jun ho movie. You can enjoy if you're subscribed to that platform on the same day that parasite was added to Hulu. The streaming services also added to thousands. Barking dogs never bite which is also directed by Boo John. Home Two thousand six to host and two thousand nine the mother. So now you have the option of having a Boon Jun Ho marathon of Hulu whether that starting with parasites and then going earlier into bonk's demography or watching these movies in chronological order. The choice is yours but again this option is only available to Hulu subscribers. And you guys were GonNa take a quick break today when we come back. I'll be talking about best movies to stream or rent. If you love inception we'll be right back. Want to know the latest and hot as music hidden in the airwaves. Don't be left out. Listen to the golden state media concepts music podcasts. Keep keeps you on the loop with everything you need to know from. Pop Rock HIPHOP TAB FLORIDA. And we'll throwing news of your favorite artists concert and tour dates and so much more. Listen no further because this is the gold standard in music podcasts guys and welcome back to GSM see movie podcast so right before the break. We're talking about parasite. Where can you stream where the other benefits of being a Hulu subscriber at the moment and switching courses a little bit but not too far of course because the general theme? Today's episode is you know we're not able to go to movie theaters. Where are we able to find entertainment in terms of cinema so again if you've watched inception with Leonardo di Caprio you? I have curated list here for you. Guys of films you'll most likely enjoy as well if you enjoyed inception For those of you who are not aware of inception in a nut shell. It's like a dystopia in mind game of a movie it's like inception is one of those movies. You can't be on your phone and like do both things at the same time you know others like certain shows and movies you can like walk away from for five minutes to a quick bathroom run comeback and you'll still understand the story line. Inception is not one of those once. You start that movie. You have to sit through two hour long film at to understand and grasp what the goal is. What is the plot? What are they trying to achieve here to this day? The Christopher Nolan Dream caper inception which came out in two thousand and ten craze of the came out ten years ago while 'cause to ten seem like not even that long ago. I vividly remember my year into ten. I will sophomore in high school anyway back on track so when inception came out in two thousand ten is still one of the most intelligent and exciting action films to come out into thousands. In fact there was an article written a whole decade ago. Comparing the movie to Carl Jones Philosophies it's that deep and it's also streaming right now on Netflix. So like I said you have no excuse but to watch it again right now especially during this quarantine time. We got all the time in the world to bench on these movies but guess what there are a whole bunch of other movies are also streaming and available to rent right now. If you love the Leonardo DiCaprio lead inception. You'll be right at home literally with any of these films below and of you have multiple ways to watch movies. Then you can see any of these films in a screen within a screen within a screen so without further ado. Let's begin with our list first movie. I'll be sharing with the guys recommend if you love inception you'll probably like this movie as well and that is the two thousand fourteen. Philip Transcendence Johnny Depp Stars in the sci-fi Thriller Were Dying Tech. Scientists played. Much pretty much has his consciousness uploaded to the cloud rat Lisa programs somewhat like it. This is what it meant by transcendence as doing this gives him unimaginable power but ultimate power corrupts and things. Go South rather quickly. Anything would Johnny Depp. I'm a fan of. I'm for it again to this day. I still think my favorite Johnny Depp film by Him is pirates of the Caribbean. Actually after I'm done filming this episode. I'm GONNA drive home and probably binge-watch on pirates of the Caribbean. I love those movies. Fans of inception will be intrigued by the story of transcendence since it's about using technology to bring the consciousness somewhere else just as the technology in an exception allows people to enter other people's drips they will also like many of the Colefax ones Johnny Depp's character fully realizes powers within the computer and this movie. Transcendent is available to stream on net flicks. And it's if you don't have an account. It is available to rent online on Amazon. So I actually never mind crossed the The parents pirates of the Caribbean. I think when I go home I'm GonNa Watch transcendence instead next movie. I recommend if you love inception is the Matrix trilogy. That is the nineteen ninety nine. The very first one the Matrix two thousand three the matrix reloaded and then two thousand three again. The Matrix revolutions the Matrix really involved into something else entirely once. Its two sequels reloaded and revolutions completed the trilogy but in a nutshell. The Matrix is about Computer Programmer named Thomas Anderson Aka Neo Aka canoe freakin reeves. Who Find Out that. He is living in manufactured. Reality created by some machines so they could harvest our life-blood withdrawal. Uh even knowing it but Mr Anderson is finally a woken by some freedom. Fighters led by a man named morpheus. Who trained him to separate the Matrix? The fate girled from reality he also learns Kung Fu and can do bullet time once he learns this. I mean that's not the Best Synopsis. Of the movie. But there are a whole studies based around the philosophy of the Matrix. So mean I did my best giving you guys the run down the Matrix. I'm sure most of everybody in the movie by now fans of inception will love the whole idea of the Matrix. Whatever our lives are only a dream and we're just sleepwalking through it. Heavy stuff I know it could be a lot to think about sometimes and guess what people before inception the Matrix was the big smart action movie so it has that going for it. Where can you rent it working? Shame you can rent the Matrix. The Matrix reloaded and the Matrix revolutions. You can rent it on Amazon or you can stream it on Netflix so netflix users. We are winning right now. We got all of the best movies on there right now. So we don't have to worry about renting anything next movie here. I have for Ya. If you love inception you'll most likely like this. Two thousand fourteen film interstellar on the surface. Christopher Nolan's follow up movie to the Dark Knight Rises Interstellar doesn't have much in common with inception. Interstellar is about a team of astronauts who are trying to save are dying planet Pretty pretty applicable. If you ask me and the answers to our future seem to exist with no more hope inception is about journeying into dreams and implanting ideas but if you take a closer were look you can find parallels between the two movies for instance. The vast never ending aspect of space is similar to how limitless dreams can be fans of inception will WanNa see where Christopher Nolan went. After his dream Caper plus the heart of interstellar is a man searching for answers in the unknown. Which is similar to what? Leo Leonardo DiCaprio's character in inception and unfortunately I'm so annoyed interstellar is not on net flicks. Aid is available to rent online on. Amazon. But I don't want to rent online on Amazon. I WanNa stream things on Netflix. Okay And if you're a fan of Christopher Nolan he is a director of inception and interstellar and he has kind of the same concept through all of his movies very heavy stuff like the dark knight as the Dark Knight Rises. If you're a fan of inception you'll just go like Christopher Nolan movies. He's directed and I'm sure you'll find one that you love next movie here that I will be recommended for you. Guys is walking life. Two thousand one film walking life walking life is probably the most thought provoking cerebral animated movie ever made. I noticed a pretty bold claim to make. But that's how I feel like inception the protagonist in walking life walking through a dream and he's meeting all kinds of people who discuss topics such as metaphysics. And what it means to dream and exist. It's like if the deepest dream level. An obsession was a cafe and all people did. There was talk about the meaning of life which I love to talk about the meeting a life but sometimes when I get like too far deep and like talk about it for too long kind of freaks me out our own of any of your the same way like this People who like inception likely also find dreams interesting like myself and the whole pot of waking life takes place in a series of dreams at one point the protagonists even learns that he stuck in a dream and what that could possibly mean for him. There's no real action and walking live. It's not like inception in substance a lot of action. There's guns people you know dying and whatnot. It's not like that at all but if you want to discuss a movie after word like you do with inception about the meaning of life like our dreams real is reality real. Are We just walking mindlessly? Then walking life is your movie and again. I'm sorry you guys. This movie is not available to stream on Hulu nor Netflix but it is available to read online on Amazon. And I think it's like for two ninety nine. All the Amazon movies are like two ninety nine around there or four ninety nine. And I've seen and we're GONNA cut into another very brief break here when we come back. I'm GONNA be sharing more movies discussing more movies. You're able to stream or rent. If you love inception will be right back. Tired of searching the vast jungle of podcasts. Now listen and hear this out. There's a podcast network that covers just about everything that you've been searching. The golden state media concepts podcast network is here. Nothing less than our podcast Bliss with endless hours of podcast Hubbard's from news sports music entertainment fantasy football and so much more so stop lurking around and go straight out to the golden state media concepts podcast network guaranteed to build. That podcast is whatever it may be visit. Www Dot M. C. podcast dot COM. Follow us on facebook and twitter. Download us on itunes soundcloud and Google play Hey guys and welcome back to TSMC movie podcast. So in the previous segment we start to dive into movies and films that are available to stream and rent right now. Either on Netflix. Hulu or Amazon to rent a few love inception or if you love the Christopher Nolan movies movies that make you think. Movies are a la- have lots of twists and turns than you came to the right place because we're are continuing along with that conversation so the next movie here recommended if you love inception is the two thousand film called the cell and this features are Girl Jonathan. The Blog Aka Jennifer Lopez so Jennifer Lopez. She stars in his personal favorite of mine A child psychologist journeys into the mind of a serial killer to prevent a future murder. The visuals in this film are disturbing. An amazing and apply is absolute fire. I think that fans of inception will love. The dreamlike will more like nightmarish aesthetic of the film. As well as its plot of entering somebody else's head to uncover true so pretty similar to inception. You know you're entering people's minds their brains but inception is planting idea whereas in the cell they're diving into the cell of brain to uncover truths and I mean. The goal is to prevent a for a future. Murder and Amazon is coming on top with these films. Y'All like Netflix. And who looney step it up the cell. You can only see our goal Jenny from the block available to rent online at Amazon and moving on the next movie here recommended for you guys. It is the nineteen eighty. Four many throwback than nineteen eighty four film a nightmare on ELM street low. We can't talk about dream movies without also talking about a nightmare on ELM street. The first and possibly best movie in the series is about a group of teenagers. Who are afraid to go to sleep. Sent the serial killer who invades. Dreams might kill them in their sleep robber. Uncle and as Freddie Krueger is the star of the show but Johnny Depp is also in the movie in his film debut lovers of inception will likely also love the plot of a serial killer haunting people in their sleep. The dream sequence does or effective and the story even today is riveting. I feel like a nightmare on ELM street will never die like people love that movie. I love that movie. I haven't seen it in quite some time actually and again it stars Johnny Depp. So if you like to watch movies more based on like who's the actors rather than like the plot and your fan Johnny Depp. Then again you will like a nightmare on elm street or you are like way you know. You've already seemed almost three. I mean this movie did release a nineteen eighty-four so I'm sure most of the listeners have lists are watched. The movie and again is available to rent online on Amazon. Or you can stream the movie on. Shudder can any of you. Have you have a shudder account? Can you let me on the comment? What that is. I have never heard of shudder or any shudder users. Like is that even a real thing? I've never heard of anybody or had a conversation with somebody and be like. Where do you watch that movie? Oh it's on shudder like never. I've always heard Netflix or Hulu or Amazon prime or Amazon so again. Let me know the comments if you are a shudder account holder next movie. Here I'm going to recommend to you guys. If you love inception you will love this. Nineteen ninety movie called Total Recall. Of course if features Arnold Schwarzenegger. This is Arnold Schwarzenegger as best film. You can find me. In the comets total recall is about a man bored with his life who decided to go on a virtual vacation but what he finds inside the simulation might be real or it might not be either way. You better get your boss to Moss if you get it and watch this movie right away. I think that fans of inception will love total recall since it deals with the concept of what is really reality. And what is a false reality? Just like the Matrix. So they're all kind of interconnected themes but total recalls even more like dreams was closer to inception. I'd say either way I suggest you check it out. It's one of my favorites and again this movie really weird I've never heard of this streaming service before total recall is available to stream on to be t U B. I again are these real. Can you let me on? The comment of you are a stream service account holder and you are also able to. Unfortunately you can't rent but you have to buy the movie on Amazon a total recall. There's no Renault option so again. Total recall stream it on to be or buy it on Amazon next film here. I WANNA share with the guys. Is the two thousand four Movie Eternal Sunshine for the spotless? Mind kind of like how. Total RECALL DEALS WITH FALSE MEMORIES. Eternal Sunshine for the spotless mind deals with erasing memories most notably that of a bad break-up. It's meant to be ever Manta comedy written by Charlie Kaufman so you know it's also really cerebral and filled with pat those two. It's also probably Jim Carey's best role ever we dedicate entire episode to Jim Carey. So I'm a fan of Jim Carey. he's so animated. He's definitely one of my favorite actors out there to this day. So again of you're a fan of Jim Carey or the apply is enticing to you. I suggest watching the two thousand four Movie Eternal Sunshine for the spotless. Mind and Fans I think of inception would like how the narrative skipped all over the place and it's so unconventional kind of like Jim Carey. Plus it deals with layers of the mind and the different nuances of Memory. So inception fans should be fully engaged. As I said this is not a movie that you just consumption you have to stay engage from beginning to end to understand the concept and grasped the idea of the movie. So don't be on instagram. While Watching Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind and this movie is available to stream on stars you can stream it on stars or you can rent to online at Amazon. And for the final movie here I'll be recommending for you guys. If you love inception is the two thousand one film Vanilla Sky. Vanilla sky is a really difficult movie to explain since the twist kind of needs to be revealed to fully explain the movie. But I'll try my best not to give like spoiler alerts. Tom Cruise plays a man in publishing. Who Ends up in a terrible car. Accident caused by his vengeful ex girlfriend. This messes up his face pretty badly but after a surgery everything seems okay for a little while anyway but things aren't quite what they seem and the words lucid dreaming and life extension get thrown around quite a bit in this movie There's also an elevator that goes up and up and you know what just just watch the movie. It's good but it's also just hard to explain. you can just try watching the trailer by like the trailer doesn't really depict the movie so you're like you might be confused with the trailer like I was fans of inception will like vanilla sky. Because it's kind of like total recall that we can't really tell what's real what's manufactured like. Are we ever really truly alive? You know a lot of heavy things to think about this film attempts to answer that question sort of and this film vanilla sky is a village stream on stars and you can also rent online on Amazon. So that is my pretty lengthy list of movies of you know movies. You're able to stream or rent it'd be love inception. The reason why you picked I picked inception My favorite genre of movies are action style movies movies that make me pondering think afterwards movies. I'm making get on my phone and tax and a group message and talk about the film. So that's kind of the the what I was thinking about when I was cure rating this list of movies so again I'll go over them again just so it's fresh on your mind. If you love inception I recommend transcendence the Matrix Trilogy Interstellar Walking Walking Life. The cell a nightmare on ELM street total recall eternal sunshine for the spotless. Mind and vanilla sky. And you guys. That's going to wrap up today's episode here at the. Gmc movie podcast. I hope you've found a love my recommendations and things that I talked about today helpful invaluable again. I mean we are not able to go to movie theaters at the moment. Believe thanks to technology We are available to watch movies and Click a button in the comfort of our own home so again. I want to thank you also much for tuning in today's episode. 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The Dish with Kalli

The Dish With Trish

1:02:57 hr | 11 months ago

The Dish with Kalli

"Thanks guys welcome back to. The dish witcher's pot. And when. Kelly is my unofficial official house during quarantine during the time where nobody wants to see anybody basically, which is really sacked. I really like having ghastly guess will return shortly, but until then. You're stuck with me. have as. I said yes, stories, or we're going off the cuff and my sister. I have lots of stuff that happened to have us so many stories. Here out started. This'll be the dish with Kelly. We start here, actually Jason. Very. Very comfortable today your. Comfy Pants on and I feel very. Skinny because it's covering my fat, and it just shows my boobs so I'm very happy to be sitting here 'cause you. That WanNa have a green and. A whole lot onto whereas I was very uncomfortable. The four twenty, one, a for Gordon for fourteen. Now there, didn't they do work? Play on it. Yeah, people who made the title one twenty, he advertising. I mean it didn't really work. For I title the video podcast company no events. We love you. You grow I know you're listening to. Wasn't your name on it? I know your. thinking. We love you. You're titles. Does ask me I'll give a title or description of Mike No I. Don't I never know what to do either hard like the Youtube. Do you listen to these I? Love you know we do love you know your name does thing inside. No one comes in harassment. There was actually one. A scam. There was the last one you did it on the U2. Tom Reacting to my three sons ever. Had that was already my. Why I guess I'm not even in this podcast hard because there's two separate was, but it was more shocking to have the mom I draw the Youtube titles myself. Okay so. It works Oh podcast. Okay anyways. Okay anyways! So this week I had to go get my blood work done. And why? I have had my period three times in the past six weeks. Okay, so then she's like. Oh, it's fine. Your body is just resetting in your period every two weeks every frigging to. A month, so every two weeks is very I. Would Hope People will not die is maybe. That'll i. feel like yeah, they would. They should know anyways we found. Ovulation not as Burma really. Like days like you're only I one day of the month, but it can change. That can be different times. You have like your little window of like having a baby. Literally it's literally one day, but that's why they say up to it because it can live long and. Continue Not in are inhospitable environment down there, apparently because I'm not ovulating, oh. Wait what? What do you mean? Hospital environment hospitable meaning like we never get pregnant. Connecting, With my with Jason. Every day when you don't get. Pregnant. How even vacations I? I plan on ovulation. We like I never got right now is is insane. I really thought. I know like legit same every term relationship I've never had a pregnancy. Scare I've never been laid. I like just what I feel like. It's GonNa, happen. It's GonNa, be like one person you seconds like randomly and now I home. My God I hope not I would think that'd be a mere comedy. That happened that I was to be with that person because I cannot get pregnant with anyone. I tried so wall so anyways, so my gynecologist was like. Oh, you're! They didn't ultrasound on me and she's like these are all your eggs and you can see two of them. We're trying to grow and drop, but then like your body. Just kind of gave up and then just like. Force you back into a period, so you never oscillated and I'm like what she's like. Sometimes it happens, but if it continues then you have the run some tests, so then I got two weeks later after that appointment I got my period again and she's like. Yeah, that's not normal because your body is stuck in the two cycles of I two week cycles two weeks of your cycle, so your body is trying to ovulate, but it just doesn't. So I had to get blood work done to check my hormone levels. Check everything I'm currently on hormone progesterone right now, which is kind of making me like differently hate it. What is it making? You feel I feeling depressed now and then on. Board you need it. What does it for its to regulate my my cycles? Because she's like you're not having any of this progesterone. That's you're supposed to have after. ME. Depressed while I'm I'm going the sweet to her and I have to go see an ultrasound Zantac to see what's going on to a biopsy I'm also doing. It's history, Aska P, which is camera. To. See up in the gut. So? Yes, so that's what I'm doing is. Oh I hope not that. I don't think so I. What I've been reading is like it could be like. The! US Oh, that's common. Every enemy trio. This really life the all talk about having. So, and then which I hope I don't have this last. One is thyroid issues, but it would make sense because I have gained weight progressing if they vomit well, yeah, because progesterone is supposed to regulate and like. Have you not gain weight? So yeah, remember Shane. Thyroid years ago and he got him a ton of weight and I wanted to go. Get my stomach here. You're playing at the. Water filter whatever it's like some pill. That like helps you. I don't know so I go back on the thirtieth, and everything is okay the thirtieth. Oh, that's coming up. Yeah, because otherwise I. She's going on vacation for a month. I'm like Damn Bitch. I need you. So well. Maybe that's a two year because you said you were feeling answering. Maybe you haven't gotten out. We just know it because I noticed. As soon as like the three, the third day of the like taking lyles Monday on medication I was like neutering. Man Today Yeah I am I am low energy, because I think that's also it's like fifteen or g to. Also. So I'm like. Forcing me to have like my pms issues laundered. He's the worst I have have weird like hangover on. Thursday or known on Thursday Tuesday and I was like I. let her drink too much and I. still feeling horrible I'm miserable I'm going for drinking liquor again I'm like to feel lethargic is like the worst feeling like feeling you can't. I can get drafted, and I have to lay down league. Shower and then lay down so worse feeling silence over for a month, so it's been great I know I do loosen up or something and then I realized Oh. This is why I don't drink, 'cause. It makes me sick the next day. It's just not worth it, so he got the blood drawn. You passed out this time. Region it. Story, Passed out. I always almost pass out every single time. She took my arm and I always preface I. See of this I know all it takes like tips and tricks. They don't have like when you go to a lab quest. You don't have like that. Still quest labs with that. Don't you ever get like quest diagnostics like root like bills like when you go, get your blood drawn. So I. Will usually send it out to a third party to to. Do the lab the lab stuff 'cause they doctor's office. Don't usually have a lab in their office. So you go to the third party blood drawn, and they'll send the results over to your doctor. I'd never been I. Don't think I remember. Quest have I gave him a bill. Quest Diagnostics. But I. Don't think you have a regular gynecologist either. Dr Peter. Tracy that I don't know he's great. Yeah, you shot them out I go. He's the one who thought the lumped originally and I went to like a breast cancer specialist Odin ended up being just like scarring, but he's really good. I like him. He's really cute. Oh. Let that matter. Like sometimes I'd rather I duNNo. Doctors matter. I think it does. I'd rather go to a good looking one the not so she guy no no I would not I. wanted to clean and Nice if he's GonNa. Go John Than my doctor is clean and nice to, and she's just the white lady and she. She's pretty. She's really pretty, and she's like you know what I like about her to. She is like so informative like when she was doing the ultrasound. She's like you can see all your eggs here and you can see. These two are trying to like explaining everything. Angela. Can't told my eggs. So hopefully everything will be figured out I mean man, I'm on this professor on though I do not want to be depressed anymore. I'm taking the other thing that made you the sweat. Yeah. Time, the what helps you. There cancelling each other out. Essentially I I remember when I was looking going through seeing if I could be fertile like they do that task that H. G. Tasks where they say. They should liquid through your tubes to see if it can pass through and they said like ninety percent. We'll get pregnant after this past week. It's clean out your tubes completely. And that done. Got, pregnant I was like what the Hell I went to so many different tests on people though say like Oh. You know it's going to happen when it's your time I'm like. Time I know. WHO. Hockey Hey so that was what goes what else happened? So, then okay yesterday, it was feeling very depressed because I lost one hundred subscribers on my only man. I think okay, so I was at. But I was talking to other girls that I follow and I'm like I. Don't like a substantial dip. They're like Oh my God me, too, so we're thinking. It was a glitch because there was a glitch the day before with the messages I went up twenty five thousand subscribers only female. Dot Com also started a free only fans page, and you can go just see trash naked dot com to go to that only dot com slash preacher chapitoulas although I like Free Brittany. Minds only dot com slash free Tricia Feta's so it's not like you're. Freed from something, but it's free, or and you know what I have. Not to make you feel bad, but I think you have like fifty thousand page. Thank you for all that well. It's free so whatever. You know what I think I know. Always the a bit shocked at this deck so I know they know what my vanity my vanity rurals going to be. Dead after you're saying this on the PODCAST, what is it one night and Callie? Wonder like E, I don't know yet. Yeah? I got the snake for my billboard. What would you are voters you when the ours together, but like ordering a photo shoots or whatever I'm going to do like features dot com, and it'll be like. Oh, that's cool, fat, Free Trish Porn Dot com which is still hard. Put Porn like instagram or youtube like flags also features naked, but one item Kelly's. K. Ally Yeah I just rebranded Cli. Should I. It's hard because you are now. No, I think you're early enough to rebrand. or You could be. Kelly cream with the C. C. C. Chanel. Because that's the cheer. Ally I wish it was La, allies. Your name is Kelly I? Think it's confusing because people Kelly and I know I know if it was spelled c. a. l. i., then it would be totally different. Yeah because when I in Kelly, do an entire rebrand. Oh! Twitter, do I guess. She texted me last I. Don't know I was like so sad. Hundred subscribers happens with their dean twenty one thousand have lost like thirty thousand sometimes I lose it too so i. get I feel so sad when that happened so like after I saw that I started a promotion, and then I decided that like okay. How can I get people other than people on my instagram swipes to like come to my page, so I decided to go on. Oh you fill your youtube. I only did to first of all and one guy. He was like messaging back and forth. He was actually pretty cute, but he was like Oh. Do you WANNA flash me and like you should go to this lyng and you can see. Orange. You're like the robot girls on fake. Yeah, they're like. Are you real? I'm like Oh compliment. Real, but then the second person. There was two guys, and they were about to take talk I'm like. Why are you on this? Omega, if you're feeling TIKTOK anyways. They stopped their TIKTOK and they were. Giving me mom vibes right now, Mike. How old are you, boys Oh, that's mocked by. Snacks I was making sure they're eating. They're like we're both nineteen, and like I'm literally only eight years older than you, but okay giving. Something like here's my by next. I was like after that I was like so defeated like. I am not in the milk category yet. I know I'm there runs like. Twelve. Wow but. The so road. That by the way got. It was. It was one of the Newsweek. Like I always have. Like sex. Sex Is. Was Not starting around there was, but it was better than my boy. Girls because I don't know. Younger, but. Look I. Enjoy everything I wouldn't do only fans right dinner. It's not like I was like Oh this I obviously enjoy everything, but it's so different than real sexwale. Have you heard of this telegram thing? Like? That's like how girls like was. Following on Youtube. On instagram and they do this thing. Telegram and I've heard mobile girls talk about it, and they have like three thousand plus fans. I'm like. How did they get that? If they only have twenty thousand hours, wait. I guess I've been trying to do research on it. Today I literally do not know how. To do it, so I have like two girls use it so. There's. No I literally. Have like I'm so open, I! Haven't been posting. We're not posting I'm like you're involving. Them posted in five days I so much to keep up and looked at. y'All. My. God, you lost one hundred thousand. How much I? Hit to and then I went back to one point. All coming back. That's how I was. I was at one K. I just love to see that k to Maxa just trip did instagram is at two point six where they met? Lose followers on there all the time so cheetahs. Yes, it was it was crazy. I have asked a lesbian scenes as we can. I know trying to think of like lesbian stuff to do not like that girl girl stuff not that we're lesbians, but which is totally fine, but girl girl stuff to do and I was like oh I. Thought Angel Give me the advice of the Double Dildo. That If anyone. Ever wish list you. Strap one which I think. That was a suggestion from my friend, so I also have strap on which I've never used a strap on a girl. I'm using on the guy but I'm also not good as always. I. Cut it to guys with dicks like. AS ACTION RATHER THAN MOST! Like takes a lot of work like find the whole and then move around the right way. You attach to you. How do you know how to work? If I strap wine, I like it'd be easy. I don't think it'd be. Really. Hot like porn, Star girlfriend. Let me figure out how to get the. You know like it's just acting anyway, so she'd be like Oh. My God yeah, right they're. Not Because, that's what I'm saying like Oh. We did this enjoyable. Talking about this on her muffing Lana, the plug my mom. And she was saying the same thing because my girls. And I do not WanNa make accident wanted to think I was like I had a crush on her and her. The into it too much about the same thing, so they didn't want someone to be. In love with, but I was like you know that I wanted to really fuck them. Rather I don't know that's like weird. I don't WanNa. Be The creepy person that comes off Tuesday wrong. Yeah 'cause enjoying it too much. But I think most people do enjoy like. Like I enjoy. Obviously I mean it's like more like you feel more comfortable with a girl. You know what I mean. I feel more comfortable, the guy. So used to it so I'm like. Oh! I know how to do this mechanism, but. Boy. Even says someone told me about scissors. If you're seeing video. Hitting I'm like am I gonNA scissorhands hitting this no. Doubt. Clips together. We'll feel much better. I'M GONNA. Try that with somebody. Not Dream about that not with one particular girl that I know but I'm like. Now I feel good. I honestly do that. Her Mike girl girl. thinking. Win Literally I've contacted before different girls and we've almost done it, and then like I never hear from them. I get flayed hard. Yeah, I have all the time it's. It's so hard. To claw with. Me Like I live. All that is down, but like she's been traveling everywhere. She went to tests. She went to Vegas than she went to New York like this is all in the span of three weeks. Then she went to Miami then. She went to Arizona Bench. You in back to Vegas and I'm like grow. Lake. Yeah and like she's been on model retrieves to where there's multiple girls that stay in a huge mansion. How? I'm not into that then. You really gotta get the ask for those Cova tests. I mean S.. C. H. S.. Two, I'm not going to. Because I know I'm clean because I mean I get tested all the time, well, the military covert NFC in one. That's where I go because I didn't us know for yourself and then if someone doesn't do it, are they lie or whatever then you could just be like? The day before and Yeah I'm no. I'm definitely going to go there. It's just north of. Covert, if nothing else is a good thing to get tested for. Can I get more nervous about that that actually? Me So I mean maybe if she wanted to go get a Kobe tested so down because I would love to do. With her. She's just like kind of anyways them. Now. She wasn't juice super down because we like back and forth. I was just nervous because she was around like all these girls and like the guys were filming them and I'm like. Just a lot of hands in the. Know. So but home I got a. she is so much for her videos. It's so crazy. I'm like how much I saw one. That was like for eighty dollars I'm like okay, that's a lot. Wouldn't you rather have like eight people? Buy It for ten dollars. Yeah I don't I don't get a lot I know I see. People do too. I think that. That Melanie Martinez girl who's engaged Aaron Carter, apparently, she tried to like one hundred for our wardrobe paid for it. I was going to look at her videos, and it was like Whoa Java but I honestly I don't want to see this as fat I feel like it wasn't even a blowjob and I feel like it was like a Dildo or something. Flying. Off. I mean Hey Tanimoto charges two hundred dollars, a show under boob like literally locked in. It's just her holding the fuck up. And so, what is it a free page and the to pay for her post? And and she turned out the comments. I feel like she turned them. Mom, okay, so here's the thing about my only fans is I literally? Will message every single person every single message back? Yeah, all of it and I think. Engaging with your fans like. Some like. Wanting to stay. Whole Point I'm only Evan's because you can just get up on billion. Because, you're talking to make requests you get to hey going to raise. Literally having a virtual girlfriend, hang on your Dick, not doing decorating on only Trish Dot com so feel free to go there, and I will raise your Dick one to ten and I'll be brutally honest. I've seen some ones. But I would still suck it because I don't have any standards, my gosh. Yes, the degrees are fun though the last night that's. Average it should be. Promoting only guys podcast, it's. GonNa go through. Negative comments on ours. I think they're just so far. We can do it I was looking at. One Common for sure stood up also next to you, I've always like we love Kelly. He's no one comment was like. Oh, the pigs! Sisters are back so I wanted to start like oink oink lying. That's my it's. It's hilarious. I the picnic I get all the time and to me. It's like it's just like when people say like nobody wants to see you only. Buy into laugh at you. There's this no way. Two hundred thousand people are buying. Concerned. Me and it's just funny to me. I can't even argue with this Puerto. Mike Okay. You're right I'm fucking discussing. Nobody wants to get I. Don't know. Clearly is not true because you have a lot of take sisters. What a what a icon I know, right, I'm like. Is it our noses? XACTLY! Eight while my God another one was she was like. God Kelly gain one hundred pounds and I. Think. We said in that last quad. Gained forty. Not. Say. Oh? I'm back under the hundreds like you're closer to three hundred going. No literally it will. Obama scale and people still patriarch. It'll be like oh! that. You can like push-back way. Dot First of all. Those are the like the the actual the needle on it. You know I just like he literally can't. Everything is fake. I mean literally everything show is fake. I don't know people are people are crazy, but she doesn't matter anything. She literally does not know how to add it. I'm pretty odd that I'm like damn. Bit what's been going on with you? You've been a kind of. Just been like out of it I think cousins the drinking fiasco. I don't know I just went to Malibu. Fed stray cats yesterday. My Saturday well, that's good. Yeah, you know the commentary back Oh. Okay I was just. Pulled up no. I know I should have been more prepared for this very vocal on the common section on the Youtube page so. Yeah I'm not going to put them up right now because it's a lot of work. The big comments that to you. That's such a random thing. I don't think that we look like that. Maybe a good way like the real houses. Orange County. Vicky at any. Big Yeah because she got botched plastic surgery. That's why she called. That's good. He's not because he's phallic pig. I'd rather let her. She saw her in person and she's very skinny. Oh! Yeah, that's like everyone is making fun of Brandi Glanville and she was on the real. Hard is a couple episodes ago, and they said she had like the worst surgery ever, and then she's just like having surgery, and like six years or something I think she's just getting older. People get older and they change. You can't help that know people stay the same? Know what eggs I think if we're growing, we're changing. Yeah, but I mean if we're singing where the people friends. Does Ninety Movie. I'll let you. I love when people no I get so excited. Oh my God that sounds like the other day. Someone who WANNA my references and I was so excited. I can't remember what it was. I can't remember, but. Very excited that this per person who? Someone else when I like. What I'm talking about. It was very exciting this new. Maybe, but maybe not. Maybe it was like. Angel Momma last week, but something very exciting 'cause I'd like. To know the reference Oh. It was Abba. Yeah, we were in the car and he was singing along to the song. Click. Me He's like why no I'm a big in Israel. Wow. Okay so current events isn't the part podcast talk. Joe How dump which is your? Tax does not. Worrying about but. All started when one dumb bitch met another. Game. That's actually accurate. For you okay so current events, what's happening in the world? Stories of the week takes you hear like new details about? The amber heard Johnny Depp I been following other than it sounds like immigrants kinda awful. It sounds like she. She did she abuse him. So I guess there was accusations where yes, she did in fact. Abuse Him and there was audio that was released about how a housekeeper found. Human turn in their bed. I heard or shit I heard so just one clean third. Yep, because she was mad I. Think I. Don't kill me on comments because I don't know the exact story, but she was upset because it was her birthday and something had happened, so she just saw this, so she decided to in the bed. He was later. Work at my what rational human being would be like I'm going to take shit in. My must be warning story. First of all I am not on this. I am on joined upside for hundred percent one because his daughter is a very lovely, but also to I think ever heard songs like if you're fitting guy, I heard audio hurt me, and like no one's GonNa believe you or something. Yes, that's exactly what obviously. She's a piece of shit literally but. If it's. More like she was on drugs or drunk or something, only the whole thing like saying she accused Johnny Depp being on drugs, and always drinking all the time, and now it's coming out that like actually she was as well. How did this shooting in the bed? Even come up in court? Yes, who's this someone testifying exciting? I don't know if it was audio released or what or like Sh-, he had told a friend he had thought was funny at the time, but like now it's coming to light especially since she got that settlement from Ham and stuff like that and she got a huge backlash, saying like Oh, she's doing this just for money. One and she ended up like donating it to women's like. Like hot like health or Whatever? So I just I mike. She's such a weird and interesting that situation. We're because Johnny. Depp was with his girlfriend and mother of his kids for like twenty years and other Nemo. Her I just don't get the entire story. It's just so. Bizarre to me though like. Why would she i? Don't know I don't understand it. Like on drugs or something just to go this big in public about like getting sediment like Oh. Yeah, he did this this and this to me. No wings. She's done stuff to him as well. You know. I just got that, so I, either I guess too. Maybe she thought. Because of the metoo movement, everyone's kind of on female side, so she's having my side John Depths a woman beater and then like they had audio. So bad because it gives such a bad I think a lot to like. You know the me too movement that people have actually been really good guy. Friends happened. He had someone falsely accused him of rape, and it was like and he this is my friend whatever known them for a long time. He just told me privately. He's not all social media, really or anything and he has just. A girl like literally trying to get money from him, saying he, he's like I never even had sex with this girl. I knew another president sex consensually and he'd been she's like he raped me and there was so nice to ever shame anybody, but I mean from their perspective privately and like. Like. Here in general, does people falsely accuse me of anything? People can falsely accused of a murder. Set you up like that's such a scary thing that he. Thought the Internet done say so many lies about me, and like holy even talk about this drama channel trying to be like. Oh, her sister like puts that only things like the fact that. Ran with that, but that is true so scary. You're lying. Literally believe anything on the Internet got. Lots Sanders Kennedy got cancelled because he literally said there was an open investigation against Shane thens late, and he loud called, and then they call it like something. Whatever because I'm call, but they're like. There's no case no one comes, and he was just literally. It's so he wasn't going to create. Okay I'm saying. Yeah, we. There's no victims that have come forward Virginia. Case, there's no VIC, so he falsely reported just, and it's not. Any man that in of itself is illegal or hey, that is not falsely reporting something. Yeah, I mean that's why he took all the videos down in the I. Don't think he's I. Don't know I haven't checked. I don't think he's been on the Internet. Since that was so crazy like there's so much stuff you can twist and click. Make out of thin air. Thanks to literally try to ruin someone's life. Because you want to get views is just so ludicrous to think there's there's some people just want to. Really there's so many think accounts I just try and in my life, just like little tweet sponsors and stuff and like just try to your life or no views just to do it. People are scary and that's what that's. What is scary and the amber heard situation that one. So crazy because it is so public and seven, I will say though. Daughter, she's like the most humble nicest persons I'm assuming. They have shed good parents because she was very sweet and very nice, and and you ever goes on behind closed doors. You know like just like keeps more. Stuff keeps coming out about that. And how long ago was two years ago now? Yeah. I mean that's a lot of things just like you KRISTALINA. We're saying I asked him about this for someone to the other day. How literally he's just disappeared but like. All his friends. I Have disavowed about I don't know disowned him. Whatever publicly denounced him and then he hasn't come back, but he didn't do anything illegal. My thought is he probably did something bad and then just pay these people off and now is under the radar. Because why wouldn't you come back? You just be quiet if you're innocent. You don't even if you didn't do anything wrong I. Think he is. I mean I know a lot of people just like. Wait it out like have someone else come up with an like someone else is GonNa get cancelled. Then everyone will forget about. I feel like that situation I want to say this, and then how it sparked chancellor's kind of getting canceled because I feel like. To ridiculous and at this point you ever okay, they're reaching one, but there was other things that people are reaching for him. There's a point where it's like you reach too far. When people are like. Jeffrey I. Made You back reaching? It's like I think he's only canceled people if it's like something, horrible evil something that people have done is. Also if you have a disagreement with someone doesn't late. Why do you have to run to the Internet with it? Why can't you know? I think people push me to be like. Oh! 'CAUSE I used to be like that to a certain degree, but I don't. Even like bad energy on that person, but it's like you're harvesting. Don't harvest anything for anybody so much easier to forgive and then move on can either get that. Keep person in your life or just. You're not going to comment on what someone called me fat, literally attitude. On live I actually did have something. Alive. I don't know maybe we go and they're like. There's this one person that kept on being like common on the JC Blah Blah Blah and I'm like. I have to kick them for my life because I'm like I don't. I'm not in that drama. Why would I want to comment on something? That is not a part of my business like literally, and then they keep on asking him like you're not. You cannot force me to talk about something that I don't want to talk about so by like. Get Out of here. With me, and I'm just. I have an opinion on like so many things and I've been so sick and so on lines I looked even for this cosmic. What is happening in the world and I? Love it, I love not knowing these are saying about me or something like a kind of like being around. I. Although we did just see something now about Logan Paul allegedly apparently pushing his dog off a boat. What we watched the video. Looks like hand pushed him off and not necessarily Logan, but then Logan jumps in to save the dog. vote adopts jumps or falls or shows in quotation richer, and then it cuts to showing. It's weird because they are filming the dog, which also weird like if it's. Like someone was down this way. So why would you be? That wasn't set up for that bit for Logan to. Get that I. Get that, too. So it looks in my opinion. It looks like they have to push the dog off. Someone's filming the dog fall. Then it cuts like then running to the other side of the boat. We're looking Paul as Logan jumps in to save. The dog becomes hero. I mean I don't like the Paul Brothers I think they would do anything for cloud and I. Do not put this past them. They would definitely arranged this to do it for clout. And I think that there should be like some animal booth well, and that's. What they're saying there's been there has been animal abuse chart allegations especially since maverick, his Kong had passed away. And how was this guy still allowed to get animals I? Guess they taste mice. I mean. Look this up so I know so it's has screen shy. Is something literally mentally wrong with this family? Yeah, oh. Yeah, so it says in the past long. For sure, a hand that pushed them for tasing dead mice in his home thousand other thing he was doing. I mean there's been yet. There's been a ton of instances with animals diet, and it looks like that was a moving boat because he went far away from. You know what I mean. He would have been caught in the propellers. You don't know what would have happened to him, you know. It's. Scary, watching this video. It's so yeah. Getting got some sure. Yeah, for sure. There was a hand that definitely push off that dog. I just want them to go away. Honestly I. Oh, here's the thing I actually find Jake. I actually found Logan Very nice and calm and quiet like don't feel while brothers, but the animal thing is weird. It's Kinda like okay. One animal dies and gets eaten by coyotes. Jake, so when Logan. Back, when he was smashing those plates in front of the dog, the dog got very scared. You remember this video. Yes, so the dog got very scared, and Jake was the one that calmed down the dog because he went in like picked him up or whatever I don't really remember the video, but I'm like Dr. Noises also, it's dangerous to have sharp objects around dogs because they don't know they will. Not Tap like fireworks include heart attacks. I just don't understand what Logan's like. Yeah I! Don't get it, and then the jake thing to. Hit a party in Calabasas like during this pandemic, and I wanna just pissed about that. No one was wearing masks. Did you hear about that? Yeah, I mean that means stupid but I. Don't know if he should be cancelled over it, but like the whole thing Logan. In by DOC Logan's. Logan's bird got eaten by ginger. His Dog. I feel like your bird owner named. The bird flies the he on it like you grabbed him grab mucky. We make sure Pixie is okay. Like is an monkey has there's been instances and he just like will sit and just like her. He is very, so if you already know that your dog has behavior where they're not like okay around small animals like you need to be hypersensitive, actually a animal gender. And then over like having your baby palm be mauled by frigging coyotes to. Why is this guy still around Emma? Dog A mucky. He literally Bremen's up. What I don't like all. Even night I had him on a leash, and I took them out to go potty and I heard I heard the high ot's and I. Yelled at him up into my arms and we went inside there's. Room in like literally take I just don't understand the whole animal thing with. Logan, why would they show that because let's? Say you're right I, don't WanNA group Jacomb Paul Together, so I will definitely Jake Impo. Taken Paul and Logan. s down, through for example. I hate the to first name. The! Crazy. Like the whole Jake Party thing. Stupid one hundred and fifty percents stupid. Yeah, but it's not you know because blessing. It's his choice to do that. Able attending. It's their choice. If they want to expose themselves to the dog. If the dog did fall in on accident, did why even put that and like that's so scary? That's triggering for people well. That's just like okay. If someone like that's I think it was playing. Oh, I'M GONNA. Give this homeless person. A thousand dollars like don't feel. Like just do what you're doing it for cloud you. Two. Can agree with that. Yeah, there's certain things I don't know. Even like there's certain things that are just like okay, even getting way. Carson we like I got my mom and and. Integrating rate so much. Different Thou because it's like that's your family and your site on one of the. It feels this weird. I. Don't know there's some there's certain things. I feel weird I think made the older get like I really don't care too much my personal. Let's learn them eating makeup. A podcast from Pakistan was personal thing, but it is weird. Yeah I have to believe that plan was bit are bit was planned for. Logan Karuk because otherwise. They want to put that in because you don't know about the story, but I guess a little boy saved his sister. The stores going to get attacked by dogs. He like jumped in front of the hour. I did hear that. I guess Robert Downey Junior Erin this favourite like send him with the. PODCAST, David. I want to see my sister from her dog thousand. He lies on the pockets. Do not to throw. David Gower here, we got everyone who takes shot there. Any, can't believe. You listen to the views podcast. Entertain? podcast to. Is that the only one I don't. Know I listen to impulsive I listen to. Really get into impulsive I just don't find some of the topics very interesting how I like it either to is i. think it's just because of the visual and I can watch it. Yeah I, do I? Okay, so? I retract what I said about Jake. Really. I really liked him during his Shane's like issue like his. Like three parts seasons, everybody looks good because of those people like you did a documentary or inaugural people did it. Did Jake and a differently like he's not always is like I think he's more share. For sure again, because when Jake, when I, he was like overtly nice, he got us like his chef. Making food is let me because we played against Jay. Jake. Younger Yeah I don't know if you. Feel like and even logging various rented practicies Nice. He was very like. I don't know I don't know I. Don't really have thought either either way of people getting canceled, but I do. Want him to get canceled I just like what we don't do stupid Shit! No, he's abusing animals. Then he he's. Okay. This is what again they should show that on Youtube, ish allow that. It's not canceled. He needs to take accountability and he needs to grow. His channel needs to be canceled the. com saying the person doesn't need to be canceled. Over moved from the platform above using animals. You don't think should be cancelled. I don't believe in the canceled culture I think they should. It's pushes your fucking dot off the boat. I think there ought to be. He needs to be punished. Getting back like a here. Here's the thing this is what you're not getting canceled. Culture is different than having punishments. You can do whatever you want, but there will be consequences that's. Now like. No no, he's canceling. Somebody canceling somebody like just like other canceled like we're never doing this. Never doing whatever that's fine, he shouldn't around anymore. He's abusing animals. Yes, and that would be a consequence called canceling because they're not around anymore under your definition different thing. They're not. Different because it's like more like I don't know they're more tacky, you know. I think it needs to be so I think it needs to be up to the platform to say hey, this goes against our guidelines. We need to remove entire you. Know, but that's why there should be cancer because if if he's not hundred. then. That's you culture, so people know what it is falls on Youtube because it. He should have been canceled then back during the Japanese forest think of Oh. I don't agree with that I. That was definitely a mistake like you don't back is definitely anonymous. Jake, I sure I saw dead body. Because someone not Tannen Shannon Rosie filmed like a dead body like a person. I think when you're that young I like for me. was that I can talk proportion because if I was in a suicide fourth I saw someone like in. My first instinct would not be to pull out of camera, but then things. People's especially, if longer like I, I could see that. Stand by me. About a dead body like I, just think like certain people. I don't think it's like the worst thing thought. He killed the person. I don't. Kill the dog. He just push it off yet. He pushed the dog off. Yeah, but filming a dead person. I think he was young. He's twenty and you're just. GonNa film you're you're filming. Someone like it's gross gross, but it's just like that's not be cancelled is just like Shane raking bad jokes people? Up. It's like me too I supported trump and I said horrible things imigrants. It doesn't mean horrible person. It's like I thought it was probably didn't do anything. You didn't hurt anybody, but he could have probably hurt that person's family. That probably didn't even notice that probably heard a ton of immigrants, immigrants are taking our jobs, I probably a ton of people in that sense why I didn't hear you. You say that okay, but I'm saying. That's something I fucked up with, and it was like he probably did think about that. I didn't think about it. When I made the trump. I didn't think I'm hurting like my friends that are also immigrants that are Hispanic and also awful, and you have to live with that the rest of your life, but I think people can definitely grow from it. I'm Ben Welcome to another episode with me onto Darcy be crazy. Old of a saliva into my mouth, so I just have keep swallowing trying to swallow it as his town just like doing its thing like all the way down, my throat mortified. Like I wasn't scared, anymore, said commit when I need and task for what I need and I feel like. It's like a whole new dating chapter for me honestly. I typed in you and instead of going to youtube a went to Port BE SURE TO CHECK OUT TOO tired to be crazy on apple podcasts, spotify and podcast one town. I've been after. This one does not believe in Kansas author. She thinks that is equal to pushing a dog off a boat. Not why say equal money is bad like a? Handful culture he should have been canceled. I think only canceled college interview hurt. Children Animals that women or his interview on. Her today because he felt I felt no sort of emotion from him. No I know I think if if there's different between intention and. I agree with so that's what I'm saying like. If you're abusing. Animals and children suffer content that one hundred percent canceled. If you're making poor jokes, bad judgment. Racist stuff can be forgiven if you can grow from it, because sometimes people don't know if they're being racist and Shit, so I think even that you can grow from like even like I feel like even David saying like restore girl from it, but if you don't. But but hurting animals intentionally and children. They'll that especially is like a big. No, no, because they're so helpless like you. They depend on. You know it's hard that to. Literally My. I literally saw some post where. You know how some people like leave their dog in their thing right when they just like they're picking up. Something really really fast. This dog owner was picking up his dry-cleaning, which usually on takes maybe a minute. Someone within that time smashed the window. Oh I've grabbed a Pomeranian and left. They stole the Dawn. That hundred percent. I think even leaving first of all. I won't even leave my person. The car for a second like when I go into places I. Never ever ever ever leave Mucky Oh my God yeah. No, that's like a no brainer to me. So like nervous I was like leaving a baby in. If the air is on because you don't know who's GONNA deal. Your stop you. Don't even the car like someone's GonNa Steal this having gone for a second dog on the on the. Well they you know you think Oh. You know we're going to the dog park. I just got to pick up my dry cleaning. I think that. dog owner I'm. Set. I forgot where it was. It was somewhere in California, but like they're offering a five thousand dollar reward so. But hopefully the dog is micro-chipped. To find out where he is, but all my God that just broke who? Dog like that's so crazy. I I. I guess it's like the same thing as he was like peoples, still babies and just like. How do you see all fucking via? Something definitely wrong with them. Get cars. Okay, whatever? Dogs like that's family that someone's family Things wrong with somebody. Saying of. People who shower? That's. Totally wow. Morning. Shower Saturday's like something mentally wrong i. think there is what's the longest you guys have gone? Tell us in the comments below without showering with. Showering maybe three days. A week. When I had my first job, I was so scared to get my. Mom was like I. Wash Your Pittsburgh. Wasn't showering, so I'll always watch my body even when I was at my lowest lowest in my depression i. would stay in bed for like a week, but I would still like. Get up to shower like every other day. Not My hair though I've long been without. My hair was maybe ten days Oh yeah. Mayor definitely lost left ten days. Yeah, I feel I. Tell You what the Depression I say this every whilst it again take a shower feels shower. This morning I was kind of feeling. Even when I shower. You came over as soon as I showered. I swear I felt like physically by feel like I'm cleansed of all of the sins from this. Area, I felt like I feel amazing, and this is from someone who didn't love showering. I think maybe especially when about myself I think I would maybe every few days or something, and but now shaving related empowering is just something every day, and I feel so so fresh I know when I came over. When you're sick and I'm like us, probably show mutual probably shower by Wasser yeah. Walking. A lot more lately because it does feel so much about it is like cleansing or something, it is like I'm just so fresh. Yeah, no I may. I tell them full depression like take a shower. If you do that in trying to address, maybe try and do your makeup unanimous. I was kind of like like I. Wonder whether put. You're making money filibuster. You feel like okay now I can do this and this and always say like strap were making your bed. Little thing that you get started. Because I I've been getting messages like I know a lot of Asian and Mike, you just have to start a routine like somewhere like even working out like to just five minutes of Yoga. You know that'll help. You can relate to that. While shopping. Thirty seconds of Jumping Jacks. Okay, if you have big BOOBS, you're not do jumping jacks horrible for your back. Okay. We just have sex. Lay on your stomach, so they don't giggle. Yeah, but if you're there to press, it's going to be hard to help sex if you know when I'm depressed, having you don't feel like depression helps sucks here's depression for me. While you for me, was like I feel bad about myself and Tony. Shut off my body so. That's where it was. I can never relate to anyone feeling self conscious during I. Don't know why I really don't like about anything like that, but for some reason something I've never been conscious somewhere. I was like I really want to start only fans, but I'm like you should. There needs to be more guys on there. He's like nobody wants to see dad bottom like you would be surprised. So, yeah, I love to have sex with DABS with bond. Guys! Dad, bonds, because it's like okay. Good No! Matter of my little fluff on the. Dad I I don't I. Don't like I've always? Respects but like the problem was perfect body was dossier. Glory, the wrestler and I the WS. His body was so perfect so ten and I remember even I remember the next morning when he's laying in by completely naked, his ass, so perfect Dan his blond hair. Trying to hide trying to get dressed real quick. Over and put Mascara. I think he's leaving island freshman here at Parliament. He'd everything. Before I like we'll sleep him my makeup from the night before and then I'll get up and more like. Really. Quick like up and I did it. He loves Chubby Blondes Chubby. Blonde feels because I've been losing weight and look better with like we don ship. That's the second person that has like. Like quote Unquote Chevy Chase. Who with me, yeah, the other one Christian. Cage. Name. Wasn't he? Oh Cyrus round. No one really knows he was. Asked, I remember we were living in Sherman He's like debt six meals and you would love to just like. He was built. He was a builder I actually was I went live on my only fans the other day, and I was telling them that story because they're like nobody. Wants to see a fakher all Mike, there is a niche for everything, and it's wider than you think like the amount of people. I've always been chubby. I've always been big. It's a lot of people will be like Oh. Lose weight or like feel you look better seating a lot of people like it. And they'LL I. Truly like it, it's not to make me feel about it I. Can't get enough of this on times. Like a softer body, and that I love that I'm here for same. That's what I tell you what I'll be self conscious. Everyone. There's a body. Take someone like my body. On but we'll right like then we're not. Checks especially that at that point an you in person and the naked, and you're having sex they won't you there down down for the They're down. They're down. anyways. Tell me. You have to. He's to kill me were. Rushing Prince of Egypt last night movie. I've never seen. Disney Disney dreamworks. It's like a dream worst cartoon like the Bible Moses like going to Egypt to free. The Israeli slaves for very graphic for children's movie. What it showing like whipping the slaves, and then they brought a girl have sex with them, and they're like. Bring into my room. We'll. Know she was like. This kid! Dreamworks of its marketing towards kids. It's like the story of Passover and then they would take newborn babies. The firstborn would be tossed the alligators as like sacrifice, because they don't want the Israeli slaves to overcome the Egyptian. Bucking, shuck right, and that's a Passover. Basically Moses was like okay. Put blood on your doors and when God comes. He's not gonNA take your firstborn, and then his brother Ramsey's the pharaoh and he didn't get the memo. I guess because he his firstborn. Kid. who was like seven years old got killed by God I. Guess According to Moses, he's. Old God was really angry and aggressive like he wanted to show people of faith. Faith in me, and so he was very aggressive and kill people's for newborns up. That's my Passover as the blood it was. I didn't know the story, anyways. That's how I was. Having there's a song which. From Freshman Surveyor. Do you remember when when e R Israel was in Egypt Lan let my? Go to that fresh prince, which have an African American descent, but he did say. The Israel and Egypt but. If the song is literally called. Go Down Moses. GO DOWN! You need most is, but then again when you Moses. Do you know I guess? The thing. Is that what they meant? Go Down, Moses. Go down to Egypt and free. The people like goddesses go down. That to him. On so embarrassing, but I just like. Sexual, but I did think of it like I thought of it going down, because did had sets of the movie like this girl literally was tossed into the water, basically Moses and Ramsey's was like most was adopted, but they were both royalty. They're both like Pharaoh's. You know what I mean, the fair from Joseph He's Ramsey's if you ever. Dot On yours. Ramsey's, which is like all going together. I think we after this. I left. No but I guess, but Moses was the first born of one of the Israeli slaves so to save him. She put him in like a little basket and shipped him into the middle of the ocean, and then the Pharaoh does happen to pick them up. He adopted him, but he found out later in life. He was actually a slaves of God like told him Hey, go and free the Israeli slaves from your brother. And then yeah, it was. It was really Shannon I didn't even know I need modulus. People were slaves I didn't know that he No Idea I. Don't know if I didn't know that actually. And that's why they want to Israel that was like the free land. They can make it to Israel and that's when Moses part of the because all the fucking Egyptians were like. Don't let them get away. And there was a big sea so literally. The power God and put his little staff of the water parted the Red Ocean. They made Israel God literally one in to free the slaves because he tells us to go free 'em, so he's like I'll be with you every step of the way, and so he was able to, and then when the Egyptian. Army and hosting. No. Watch this? This is really it was really good and the fact that they've made a cartoon version. I mean it is definitely for kids and it was. It was very because I don't know if that's why they have Passover like this. And so yeah, the Red Sea. What he gave lots of signs Moses Gig to his brother, who was the pharaoh like? Hey, like he did. He turned the water into blood. He's and everyone's like Oh my God like he doing all this stuff, and then the plague happened, and he's like you have to let my people go like the Israeli slaves go and. The Pharaoh was like no, whatever and then finally. He was able to get them out there partying the Gotham Egyptians that were coming after the Israelis the got drowned in the Red Sea because God. When they came so they all made over in Israel, and the only one that was the pharaoh he go and tell because basically in the old testament someone. It always survived like Sodom and Gomorrah Story Right? No, you don't know anything. Will Sign An. All yeah okay, yes. I mean it's a town basically and basically all these people were fucking. Everyone is just fucking each other visit. The old housemate like girls were fucking girls. Guys are fucking guys. We just why the whole they think like gays ascending so basically to punish everyone for having sex. I don't really know the full story that's I think he killed everyone here. He sent something to kill everyone, the disease or something to tell everybody and he only let to live, so they can tell a story like. This And I think it was just everyone having sex, and that's kind of where and I think that's where sodomy comes from because people were like fucking each other. It's good Maura. That is so great story, but Yeah I. Always ask because people in Israel have limited testaments appear. Ask All these questions I'm very. That is so intense. We were watching the movie last night cartoon, and then I was just like. Christ Moses so cool. They relieved after like. US getting. Know. And he doesn't really like claiming Israeli or American water, so it doesn't matter, but he's aircon water as we. Sit Americanized so that I would be warm water. Is really watery member. I'll give me that peak thing. Oh! My God that's from the Jordan River is i. have is really water, but Yeah. It was very sad I didn't know Jewish people were slaves I feel very sorry. I was talking of Jewish. People really had a hard time in history from the Holocaust and that was like. Why is everyone trying to bring down the Jewish people? I'm why it is because of like. The history! Especially after that story I mean that was so long ago. That was before Christ, so it's like what Hitler. Jewish people. Oh well, that's why. I Have Mondays in the lesson, and the soon in duty at that also, why Israel has so many like Russian-israeli German-israeli. There's so many. Asia all because in the Holocaust because even back in the Moses days, Israel was the freedom land, and so that's what they did the Holocaust. Let's bring all the Jews to Israel. If you want to survive so all during the Holocaust era like Germany Jews Asian. Jersey went to Israel because that's like the safely and I don't know if this is true. True, but apparently it's like a safe land for all Jewish people to go there. I guess that's why Jewish people get free trips there when they want. Oh, my Gosh, really! That's how lethem at UA. He was on his. Jewish trip like his right of passage trip on my that's so interesting, so I'm very al always fascinated by it but I don't. Know. It is because like I never knew anything about that. Like yeah, I'm so ignorant dow kind of culture their history so weren't really interesting. Old Testament I feel like as I. Think about that. Yeah, no at home. Maybe it's for a reason. I don't know well I know I know. He's. Gone was so aggressive like he was killing people and stuff. Did you see the one with? It was Mel Gibson No. It wasn't Mel Gibson Noah. Russell Crowe was in it. Oh, no, okay, so that was an intense movie. Yes but he had to fly to all of the sins out. Meaning! God was telling. Noah he needed to build this Ark, and have all the animals, and because he needed to get rid of all of these sends, and his daughter ended up getting pregnant, and he with twins, and he said I have to kill them your own. Pride. And while in the movie, He didn't end up killing him, so, but he was gonNA kill the babies and it out. What's in it and it was actually such a good movie noah are. Now I think. But like it was, his daughter was his daughter. Ria. More, it was his son that got her pregnant or vice versa. According to this, the Bible doesn't mention no having any. Daughters said he had three sons named showcase so okay, so the he. Song. Interesting well, I mean yeah. We I. Don look this up later but I know I. Know a lot humor dance homey like in the Old Testament like there's things of God, saying like you have to kill your son or something if you WanNa, prove that you leave him, it's actually from God and I was like what the hell. Or can't be headed signed. There's weird stories. Much of it, but there is like. I guess to prove that he had faith in him or whatever I don't know, but then there's like the Ten Commandments, so it's like conflicting information which Moses also on the ten commandments and brought a junkers people. Ended with him going to get the tank. Wow most did a lot in his. My, God, they're. Still the twenty-seven living with my mother. We also shaded from my four year. Old Niece I'll. Tricia has her own house England. MOMS was talking to my knees, and my nieces like where the tricia she has her house and she goes. Why doesn't mean Kelly? Road. I guess she will be getting a lump. Christmas! Honest. When I was out there, too, she's like Kelly. Boy, are your pants broken? I just had my rip gene. In your pants are broken. Also you need to put down in her hair. Oh my God I guy keep! Getting destroyed by a four year old. Sister right out with a butterfly clips, the choker and the boots. This looks like you're getting more into me every day. Does it scare you or I? Love it. It's fun. It's you know what is worrying. Really is I. Feel like I can just like you know just have fun. Whatever I know. You are a different person now than you were like a couple of years ago. Anyway, we'll wrap it up there, but thank you for being on the dish with Trish. We ended up chatting. We just you know very. Sore for a little bit. Of in. and. There is not stuff. We can reach if which. Yeah were breaking free. In No. Good if we only had the screen. I love that you get one of those like the screen. We'll get that. Anyway. On My. I have a twitter. INSTAGRAM YOUTUBE I only. Go Plug it. Cal Kerr Kelly. On twitter, and only fans, and then cal gator on four, three on Youtube and instagram. Check her out there, guys. We'll see you next one.

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Depp, Dench, Garner, and Odenkirk's New Movies!

KILF Morning New Podcast

09:03 min | 3 months ago

Depp, Dench, Garner, and Odenkirk's New Movies!

"Do you own or rent your home. Sure you do. And i'll bet it can be hard work you know what's easy bundling policies with geico geico makes it easy to bundle your homeowner's or renter's insurance along with your auto policy. It's a good thing too because you already have so much to do around your home. Go to geico dot com. Get a quote and see how much you could save. Its geico easy. Visit geico dot com. Today that's geiko dot com. We have frank sweet check on the line. From one guy's opinion dot com gives us our friday morning moving reviews. Good morning frank. Good morning all right. Let's get right to it because there's another busy morning. Let's start with. Nobody starring bob odenkirk and a film about rage man with a hidden past twelve years for some very dangerous people. Everybody gets to the basement. Don't call nine one. One not sure. I know who bob odin workers. You've not watched breaking bad or bath now. Yeah he's a longtime actor writer As a comedic personality and you might go to this movie. thinking that it's going to be fairly light hearted but it isn't It's a sort of live action comic book Made from a nasty graphic novel About a worm turns. You might say Bob odenkirk plays this ordinary middle class suburban husband and father Who doesn't react when his Home is invaded one night and as a result. He's treated as a wuss by his family. And everybody else But he decides to go out and retrieve the property that was stolen from his family tracking down to the petty thieves and in the process. He encounters a bunch of young thugs. on a bus and he proceeds without a gun just using his fists to annihilate them all and it turns out he's got a hidden past of course In government service showy say And unfortunately one of the thugs putting the hospital is the younger brother of a russian mobster who comes after him with his army of machine gun blazing thugs And of course what result are what. Results are is a cascade of increasingly. Violent seas played comedic -ly to some extent but nonetheless increasingly violent scenes in which final confrontation occurs christopher. Lloyd also appears as odin kirks father. mugging up the screen as well as you can remember him from television and movies of the fast. You have to be in the right mood for a movie like this. It's written by the guy. Who wrote the john wick movies It's very stylish Has got a lot of over the top violence to it that would make liam niessen Put him to shame if you're in the right mood for this kind of thing. Nobody delivers it in. So if you're if you don't like this kind of really ghoulish league gallows humor kind of violent movie. You're not gonna like it at all. Where can we find it but if you know this is what you like this delivers where can we find it. Oh it's only theaters. Okay very good. That's nobody now. Let's move onto a movie. That's taken a little longer than usual to be released. This is called city of lies. It started supposed to come out in two thousand eighteen starring johnny depp and forest whitaker about the unsolved murder of the rapper. Notorious b i g who shot small israel. As long as it's going some stays locked away. Biggest star was murdered last night now. This was delayed for years by lawsuits. Right right and also buy johnny depp's personal problems which The studio didn't really want to take a chance with It's a pretty good police procedural But it doesn't tell you anything new about the murder of The notorious b. I g is based on The reminiscences of an la detective named russell pool whose ideas were also at the source of documentary. Made years ago called biggie and to poc and the idea. Is that the murder of a notorious. B i g involved collusion by corrupt. La cops and russell poole was investigating this When he was summarily told to close down his investigation and so he resigned instead and in this movie. Twenty years later A reporter named jackson played by forest. Whitaker comes To him and asks for his theories and they become the source of this movie which is created as a kind of puzzle It's a very complicated Telling of a fairly simple story really And if you know a lot about this case it doesn't tell you anything new if you don't know very much about is probably going to confuse and frustrate you just because of the way it's constructed nonetheless. It's a pretty good police. Procedural dep is good for us. Whitaker is good and it's not really a movie that deserves sitting on the shelf for three years. It's better than that all right. It's called city of lies moving on this next one sounds really good. It's called six minutes to midnight and stars judi dench. What's of engagement would accept post teaching his legal jamming the animate. Who doesn't love dame judi dench. She's great but unfortunately she's pretty much wasted in. What is really a very creaky. A world war two spice story Which is however based on a real place There was a school in south east england which was established in one thousand nine thirty four to educate the daughters of important nazi figures Hoping to integrate them into rhenish aristocratic society And in this movie. That place is depicted as a seedbed of nazi spy activity and a british intelligence officer played by any izard. Who also co wrote. This script is sent in to find out about what this spy activity is and prevent the girls from being removed from the school back to germany at the beginning of the war. That's what the movie's about and he is found out and he's framed for a murder and goes on the run And the desperate question of the movie is whether he's going to be able to get his information to whitehall in time to prevent the germans from moving these girls back to germany. England apparently wants to keep them as prisoners for good conduct on the part of the nazis. Back home. it's a very strange story and entirely fictional in terms of the spy apparatus is sort of reminiscent of an alfred hitchcock movie from the nineteen thirties. Like the the lady vanishes You know that wrong man. Kind of movie is a very elegantly. May judi dench plays the head mistress of the place incidentally and You never know whether she's a nazi or not Is there it is is really lackadaisical and and Underused as as the The british intelligence officer but it's beautifully made very elegant masterpiece theater kind of movie and so you might enjoy it just for that reason but it's very lax lee directed. It could have been much more energetic and exciting And this is only in theaters. Right now to So i if you might want to go out and see because the theater probably won't be very crowded. I can tell you that. That's six minutes to midnight. We got thirty seconds. Frank give us some What you think about this one. The jennifer garner filmed yesterday. I watched this on netflix. I thought it was cheesy. Amy really wants to see it though. It really is cheesy. It's a slapstick family. Comedy which is based on the premise. That parents give their kids who consider themselves to be Dictated to Give give the kids the chance to do whatever they want for a day within reason of course so they do innocuous things like go on roller coasters and That sort of stuff but eventually the kids learn their lesson that they need parental guidance and the parents learn on the other hand that they have to be Listen to their kids more. Jennifer gardner is always fun to watch edgar. Ramirez is fun is the father to but This is a movie that Even a six year old kids will not be able to remember thirty seconds after they watch it. all right. frank is always a pleasure frank. Sweet tech from one guy's opinion dot com.

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Will the MCU Struggle After Avengers: Endgame if Robert Downey Jr. and Chris Evans Leave? - Mailbag

Collider Movie Talk

00:00 sec | 2 years ago

Will the MCU Struggle After Avengers: Endgame if Robert Downey Jr. and Chris Evans Leave? - Mailbag

"The following program is brought to you by your friends at podcast one. Don't forget to download our new podcast one out. College football NFL football the greatest time of year. No more waiting. The time has arrived for you to get an all the action. Don't wait any longer to make your own line wages and head over the bed. Online dot AG. Take advantage of the best bonuses in the business. Youth promo code podcast want to receive a fifty percent sign up bonus today that's podcast one to receive a fifty percent sign up bonus. Whether you love college NFL football bet online dot AG has an offer you to get in the action today, and they're our exclusive partner of podcast once sports net. Sign up today at Ben online dot AG and use promo code podcast one to receive a fifty percent bonus. When you sign up take advantage of this incredible offer. Now bet online dot AG bet online dot AG your own line sportsbook expert. Patently Saturday morning everybody. Welcome to another episode of collider mailbag. I'm John Rocca filling in for Perry who is out there, celebrating her non as ninetieth birthday party. She party she asked me to sit in for this weekend. And I'm glad to do so going to answer some questions, but you know, I can't do it alone. Wanna welcome denizens the show today. How are you good enjoy answering the viewers questioned? Yeah. Oh, it's got some interesting ones. Yeah. There were a lot of good ones this week's. It was a lot of fun to pick them out. A we're always appreciate when you send them we post on Twitter post on Instagram looking for questions. Make sure you include that hashtag collider mailbag win that makes it stand out, and I can take a look at it or Paraga and pick those questions out, and you can also Email us questions if you like at mailbag at collider dot com anytime you want, and we always go through that Email and pick out the ones that really appealed to us. So ready? All right this ship into this one. All right. The first question comes from to us on Instagram from summer of Jack, right? It's our high mail bag. Do you think Disney will make pirates of the Caribbean six without Johnny Depp? I think captain Jack's absence would cast a serious shadow over film released anytime soon and includes three skull-and-crossbone. So what do you think they're Dennis? Yeah. I think there was what rumblings or rumors or something sex talking about proceeding with the parts of the care being franchise without Johnny Depp for various reasons one kind of the controversy surrounding Johnny Depp. And they don't want to Disney's. Yeah. Children's family friendly brand. Right. And so they don't want to and then to profit wise like pirates of the Carribean makes a ton of money, especially internationally, even though domestically. I think it's gone down. It's still does very well internationally if you can somehow out Johnny dam, which admittedly is the main draw for that franchise and people still wanting to go see it, even if you make the same amount of money, you're actually making more profit because joined up is taking a big chunk of that. Good point. Yeah, I'm sure he's making probably twenty million plus some sort of backing on these movies and probably residuals on toys and all kinds of stuff like that. I don't know the exact details. But if you are somehow able to cut him out still do the movie and people are still seeing it because of the franchise then you're making a lot of money. I don't know how it would do in terms of the store. Ori- or the characters and all that stuff. But as far as you know profit it may be doing some good. I find this to be a difficult and interesting question because you look at Johnny Depp. Okay. All this stuff around him on the issues around him. Obviously, you know, stuff that went down between him and amber heard and other things that come out. So you wonder to yourself? Well is he a detriment to the property? Now, you wanna look immediately at the be sequel. He's more predominantly featured keyboard upset online, whatever that he was still a part of the movie the movie kind of tanked to degree. But I think that had more to do with the movie and self than Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp was giving a good performance. It was the movie it self that. Maybe wasn't that great. And if you look at the last movie for the prior to Caribbean. They did try to an essence to a soft reboot with will Turner and Elizabeth Swann's kid being helped by Johnny Depp. And the film wasn't hurt by all that stuff around Johnny made almost eight hundred million dollars worldwide. So you ask yourself do we as knowledgeable insiders? Have an issue with it. Yes. You see that all the time on on social media. But do people who love the franchise care that Johnny Depp has all this stuff around him, and you know, allegations and wanna have or what have you and what he settled on? Do you think they and it seems like it didn't affect him in the in the last parts Caribbean movie? And I wonder if it's an untouchable property in terms of its debt proof even debt being in. It doesn't affect the box office. I think you have to try one more time with depth to see how it does. If it doesn't do. Well, then you've got your answer. And then you on. But the thing he's such conic character built the franchise on Dennis you brought it up. I think it's difficult to find someone else to fill these shoes that'll be just as effective and character as well that we just as effective and unique as a Jack Sparrow because technically remember in the first movie, he was the supporting right that will end of Bloom's character and care nine Levy were the main character, and he was a supporting, but because his characters the one that stood out and broke through. That they're like the shift the focus to him. Right. Right. Made it all about him. And so yeah, I mean, if they do do rebooted, someway, maybe maybe they can get away with you'll be are. Yeah. I agree. I agree. We'll see our what's our next thing. We got from Twitter we have at Rog, rabbit and your rights. Hashtag collider mailbag. Do you think the MC you as a whole will begin to struggle post endgame, if some of the bigger names like Robert Downey junior or Chris Evans aren't in the fold anymore? I love this question. I picked it. Because I run it by you. And I thought this would be great conversation question. I think it all comes down to the story and the actors that they cast in these parts, and I know this seems like basic simple answer. But I say that because the thing Kevin Feige has rarely faltered with the MC you in my opinion. Yeah. Hey, you can argue quality of the films if you want, but the films have done well, and I've enjoyed them quality wise for the most part throughout his run. And he still in charge of this thing in the next phase will beginning possibly fantastic four the X men Adam McKay yesterday the rumors that him and silver serve or their conversations on MTV red carpet that he there's discussions about him directing a silver surfer movie. So all of that seems to expand the brand even more. And I think you look at the reactions to Black Panther were so pas. Tive despite him at home giving a positive if captain marvel knocks out a park, then I think we'll be fine. I think the people who loved the MC you will be fine in it'll keep going making the money that it's making because I think we're all done junior. And Chris you can sense that Robert Downey junior like you since he's getting a little long in the tooth. And I don't think people necessarily going to the movie to see him all as much as going to see everyone together. So I think they'll survive if they can keep going with this quality of movies. What do you while? I love Robert engineer as Tony starting in, man. I like Chris love Chris Evans's as captain America. People have to remember. And this is why I would say, no, I don't think are going to struggle all one you have Kevin Feige still at the helm. That's very important, and they have a plan, and yet the remember these characters are these actors in these character roles Robert Downey junior when he took when he was in iron, man, he was obviously a talented guy. He was Oscar nominated. But he was struggling because you know, it was very risky. Yep. Because of his issues in the past with Detroit. Dick, drugs and alcohol. Chris Evans, people forget people that know who Chris Avin before captain America. I mean, that's why like I think he only made like three hundred K on the in the first movie same with Chris Hemsworth. Like these these actors while they do very very well in these roles, and I love them in the rules. Remember all these character or these actors weren't as big as they were. Because of these things you're talking about even Chris Pratt. It was I think was guardians came out. And then drastic were gardens. I injury. He was Andy Dwyer from from parks, requiem mildly successful some people knew who he was. But he wasn't the major star that he is now. So people forget that that so if you're talking about post post endgame these actors leaving there's plenty of actors still there to take their place in new ones Chadwick bozeman. Yeah. So I yeah. Yeah. Hauling Spiderman, like all these other actors fulfiling these other roles have been supremely successful. So I I'm not worried I don't think they're going to struggle. Plus, the like you mentioned with silver server this injection from FOX of these new characters they get to play around with in the that they didn't before the X men fantastic four silver server like all this stuff. So there's all this new creative possibilities mixed with the existing stars that you have. And then they can bring new ones they keep doing it. Keep doing Paul Ryan man Bennett Cumberbatch is doctor. So I just haven't seen any place where like man, this is, you know, may maybe like, you know. The only thing is like in this isn't a bad actress or anything by any means. But like having Natalie Portman is is the romantic interest. Chris like that didn't work for me. You know, I didn't see that chemistry there. Just a minor bump, but then Ragnar comes along. And you forget even the. Okay. Yeah. Broke up and it was like one live. It was mutual that kind of thing, and you absolutely right. I think that's what marvel does really. Well, is they find these strong actors from other areas of the business or who are not quite super successful other than Scarlett Johansson who was already already game before she took the part of black widow. But everyone else is kind of known for like, oh, like Cumberbatch fantastic and Sherlock, but no one was flocking out to do multi-million dollar films with Cumberbatch is the lead. And Tom, Holland the same thing bozeman the same thing. So that's the smart play that marvel seems to do constantly, you know, and I think that's overall. That's what's going to save them as smart casting, and then constructing the right film. So. Well oil machine. That's the thing is they know. Exactly. Okay. We're gonna do this with this character this with so they have a plan. And so I just don't see that change in Kevin fi decides to Lee or somehow his attention gets shifted. You know? I just don't see them struggling and maybe. We'll be after endgame. You'll be faced four starting. At the earliest of struggles, maybe phase five or six or something. I mean, but I don't see. Yeah. I don't either on the media future. At least we've all been excellent. It's comes from Email, Mr. g JR rights. Hello mailbag. My question is about streaming. I'm obsessed with the various business models for some with the marketing for game of thrones. It got me thinking that the only time I think of each Bill anymore now is for that show. Atrial seems to be in a bad spots. They don't seem to have the capacity generate new content at the same rate as net Blake's, the DC you and upcoming Disney streaming service will DC being DC universe. Do you think they are in trouble have a great weekend? HBO look HBO is my favorite television channel or brain. Okay. Say they've created some of the my favorite series of all time the wire deadwood game thrones mentioned some service, curb your and the law. There's a long list. List of stuff. But at the same time, I would have to say not so much that they're in trouble. But they may have to shift in adapting what they're doing because right now as a value proposition for a consumer you're looking at something like HBO, which fifteen dollars a month. Who could net? Flicks is what ten dollars about ten. Netflix is giving you we can anyone can debate quality, right? But in terms of quantity. There's no content Netflixing every week. There's something new coming out. There's so much stuff in there in terms of there's drama television. There's comedy television. There's reality docu series. There's full feature film documentary feature film movies, which now they're starting to get bigger you saw bird boxes Roma. Like so in terms of quantity. You're getting way more out of Netflix and in. In HBO, still like to me like the gold standard of quality. But I would say more recently. They haven't had the biggest hits the us to. Game of thrones is really the thing. That's why you have. The prequel being made him, obviously, the fans wanted HBO wants it. But it's that's their most profitable thing. Yeah. Probably ever. And they're not letting that thing go. So that's why that pre Kohl's is set to go. They want that prequel to show up like right after game. They're not they're not like, oh, let's wait a few years or whatever they want that prequel to be like, okay. Gimme thrones. And twenty nine thousand nine hundred twenty we we got the prequel series. But yeah, I think I think it's one of those things where they're going to have to adapt. I mean, fifteen dollars a month when you compare it to others, you know, streaming services like Netflix. That's why I do think some of the smaller ones are it's gonna be a lot harder. Right. I like Disney plus is gonna work because they now have FOX Disney has their whole portfolio Star Wars marvel. Disney enemy now they've acquired all FOX's library. Which is the main reason why they bought them. Yeah. Despite people thinking, it's because they want I mean, yes, they won. The X men they want, but that was not the main reason the main reason they want the that library of content and also the the property so they can build more content on the streaming service that will make you pay for. But there's going to be a lot of these smaller ones that may not survive actually, guaranteed survive because even at something lower. Let's say a five dollar six dollars seven dollars. You're going to start to add up, and that's my biggest complaint of while streaming is fantastic. For all the stuff. It's done. I think the whole like. Okay. Well, now, this channel has a streaming service this channel like by that time, you're going to go over your cable price. Yeah. And that's the thing the to watch out for when you have all these dreaming services like at some point if you're paying internet, then you're adding all this other stuff on top. It's almost like ends up to one hundred dollars. That's what you're anyway. So that's what you have to be aware of. And that's why you look at quality of content. You bring up a great point Dennis that down as well. For fifteen dollars for each. HBO you're not getting the amount the quality of content or the amount of content that you get off Netflix for ten dollars. Or if you want go to HD route for twelve dollars a month, and then you throw in Amazon prime which you could buy one hundred and also, you know, get stuff delivered to you get thrown it gets thrown in Amazon prime, and then you look at Hulu who is like seven bucks or like ten if you wanna do it without commercials. So just that alone. That's thirty thirty two thirty three dollars. You can have a crapload content that is new and original and also old movies or current movies that have just come out on video that you can watch just watch you never really hear all through December. And then I just watch the looming tower on Hulu which had been there. And then I binged Barry on HBO to their their HBO has a couple of titles or three times. But I don't anybody who's watching divorce or who was like these other titles that propped them up or keep doing content for. But I don't think the numbers match what Netflix Amazon prime Hulu doing. With their series. And I think that's where it starts to become an issue and you'll get on prime. They're making these moves now to go toward creating content. That's more Oscar or more out of the more pop culture based and Lord of they're doing the Lord of the rings. Exactly. It's going to get more is more views that kind of thing so HBO I think has a bit of an ancient model with fifteen dollars, which you get fifteen dollars. I don't think it's worth it in the end. And I think they are. I think any of these pay channels traditional pay channels are in trouble with their streaming services. If they don't start generating content at the level frequency, and and ability that other streaming services do and I think that's a danger and they're going to have to bring their prices down to compete. Once there must be some magical number that once they dip under they start jogging their prices of the people come forward. Yeah. Yeah. I mean right now. And that's the thing with game of thrones. It's the one thing that that PL will pay for just for one series. But this is a nice kunr example of that. So I'm like I mentioned HBO diehard. Love their stuff. I recently cut the cord in jump from cable to who TV not the ninety nine one forty dollar one that you get a lie. A ton of channels. The most of the ones that I watch. I have yet to add Riyad h H B O. You can you can add on Amazon prime who who or you can get it separately and just go through the bureau, go go. Yeah. HBO now. And so I have yet to resubscribe I'm going to because we have true detective coming which I heard his back to form because I did not like the second season. But I have not resubscribe yet. And I'm just because there isn't anything right now. Because I watched you know, obviously game throws true detective Barrio watch which I like Barry was great curb your enthusiasm. But the curb is it's not every year every other year now. Trying to think of what else Silicon Valley, which also not gonna come out next year. So you're not having that frequency to keep you there. I think before they kind of had that they used to like as soon as one thing ended like game of thrones. And then to be something that just started up. Right. And so then you couldn't unsubscribe or put on it. And so I think that's the trouble. They've run into now is they don't have that kind of Netflix. It's like, it's it's unending, and it's not stopping anytime next there. All right. We've got the fourth is the fourth the fourth one from Email, John lamps rights. Hey, collider crew is funded as it is to make fun of Jeff for being tired of superhero movies. I think his ex exasperation brings up an important topic. Is there downside to film industry dominated or at least heavily influenced by superhero movies purse? My love for superhero movies helped me get more interested in films in general. But I know that's not the case for everyone. Are there any potential negative consequences for the film industry audience tastes film, criticism criticism are due to the heavy focus on superhero movies? Well, if you look at the look the history of film, right? Look studied the history of film from the beginning to now, you see that through periods of time in the history of film certain genre of movies were the most mate, a western as the L A westerns those dominated the forties in the fifties and thirties as well. They were like on the constantly being done and back then directors directing twenty movies year because they were costly is a factory type of situation. So you had all those, and then you had epochs in the fifties in the six, but but there was always stuff that broke through. And I think every year you don't see superhero movies getting nominated for major awards. Why is that it's because they're critics? And film lovers. Still turn to the stand. The what had been what has been the foundation of films? These unique interesting dramas comedies or musicals. Or what have you that that expand the art of cinema? And I think that still there that's going to always be there. Now, you look at superhero movies is it heavily influence yet. It is influencing because things because studios are looking at those as their tent poles to fund other things to make money to fund possible other movie, so in a way, and I don't have the numbers on this. But it's possible that superhero movies are allowing other filmmakers to come in and do and take a chance on certain films because the studio is making money off these movies. So they have the money to take a chance with another film, a new filmmaker film, producer director and have them do their film and see how that plays out. But yeah, you look at this thing. And you know, it's happening. You know, it's being I don't think there's not like ten superhero movies a year. That's where I think the issue would be. But what it is that superhero dominate the media? When a dominates the media. And makes it feel like there's so many more than they actually are. And I think that's where people get a little too caught up about it. And we have those comments from either knock and other people like Jodi foster who complained they can't get their movies done. But it's not true. It's just not true. I'm going to agree and disagree. Same. Yeah, positives. I love superhero movies. I think in general despite. Some knucklehead on Twitter said critics do enjoy for the most. Louise, I do think there's a bias in terms of the ward. Yes in there. They're not gonna put if you look at right now, look at commies aren't getting any love in the orders. Oh, really delegated to this kind of indie style drama that usually gets nominated. And so the positives. Like, you mentioned, okay. Yes, they make a lot of money in that can help fund other stuff. But I would say there is a bit of a negative thing. Going on in terms of the make the most headlines and make the most money, and it can do that. But if you noticed the whole kind of mid budget drama disappear because they can't survive in the movie theaters that has been pushed to streaming service. A lot of television show series are the new like drama television is the new like drama for for. But I'll relate this to kind of more like a tech thing. So apple which is one of the biggest most richest profitable companies in the world recently lost. They lose like fifty percent of their very, but I think it was maybe like ten percent of their value a couple of weeks ago because their projections for for selling their latest iphone, we're off it was much softer. Imagine you have to remember this is the company still making billions of dollars a year, and he'd lost value. Because so the problem with what Apple's doing is they have a lack of diversity in diversification in their product portfolio the rely solely. I mean, they sell like MAC books and pads and they do decently. Well, but really the bulk of their money comes from iphone. So once I phones didn't do as well as they planned. That's when they took a hit, and so I- comparing that to like superhero movies like, okay, right now, we have the her relying on superhero movies to make this money. What happens when? In. I say win a lot of people say if superhero movies, I think will always be around. I do think at some point the trend will trend, you know, where? Okay. Instead of let's say six we'll maybe we'll have two or three years something like that. When that happens, then where where do we where the is going to try and make that roughing, you know, and maybe we'll find another Jonah or something like that. So I think for for now, I think it's just one of those things where okay, I I love the superhero movies, and I think they should be. I think most of them are pretty good. I think in hopefully that continues, but, you know, having some stuff in your back pocket experimenting and trying to other things it's not a bad thing. And I hear what you're saying. You look at the changing landscape of media, and you see actors Julia Roberts doing Amazon series. It's pretty surprising. And you see other actors really feature film actors we're stepping to look into doing some of that kind of stuff to kind of stretch themselves as actors because you're right because that mid mid budget drama is not out there for them to usually do, you know, you wouldn't catch. Julia Roberts right now. Whatever really hard time surviving without being in a superhero movie because like she was used to doing all these other films like Erin, Brockovich and. Pretty Woman and all these other films that really established her, but those films are rarely done now. So you make a great point it has affected the industry. But I also think this is what it wouldn't affect the industry. If there wasn't a market for it. And this is capitalism at its core supply and demand. There is a large demand for superhero movies now. And so they have to supply them suit supplies. They wasn't. They wouldn't be making money. Sure. If you would wanna sound I'm not saying, we don't make them keep making them as long as there's good eventually, transmit change, vir different way. And then you're going to need people will laugh, but some day maybe video game movies will be you know, right now, we don't have any prime examples of this. But guess what comic book good comic book movies back in the day. We're hard hard to find. There was like there's one good one in. There was like five atrocious. One right Donner, and then like almost nine ten years. And then there was Batman. And all that. So. Yeah. Took some time for it to get going to where it is now, and they're also has attracted the best talent. So. Yeah. Now, that's what it is. What keeps it sustaining one? Last question here from Instagram. This is beyond the pictures. Hey, guys, some of the most beautiful and unforgettable shots. What are your favorite film? Shots minds. The inning shot on Indiana Jones, the last crusade and the throne room from last Jedi. What do you think they're it's tough? I mean, there's a lot of beautiful unforgettable shots. And there's some shots that not necessarily are beautiful, but they're unforgettable for different reasons. First thing I thought of was Lawrence of Arabia as a ton of beautiful unforgettable shots. Just name. One is near the beginning. When Lawrence is. With the bedouin guide and the guide is using the well that he's not supposed to be. Lawrence's on the left side, the guide is on the right in the middle for off in the distance in the horizon, you can see Refaeli played by Omar Sharif. Yeah. Like little tiny is why you shoot in in, you know, seventy millimeter you see like this little thing. It looks almost like a Mirage like a set a little insight coming closer and closer that shot is definitely one of my favorite most unforgettable you talk about he mentioned Star Wars like Star Wars like the silhouette shot of Luke Skywalker about to fight Darth Vader on best been with the kind of the staircase with the orange light the smoke rising with kind of the blue light behind that that one's unforgettable as well. And I'll throw in one last one is from this Asan nation Jesse James win Brad Pitt. Jesse James there about the rob the train in. They put like a bunch of. Junker trash on the train tracks the trains coming in. You see the lights in the trees trains, come in the smoke, and you see his silhouette with. That's an that's an unappreciated. Western under a PDF of west. I first time I watched it. I didn't care for because I only got halfway through at one two very tired. It's a very slow moving up very slow moving watch the second time like oh my God. These these performances are that is an all star cast. You're talking about Brad Pitt. You're talking about Casey Affleck, you're talking about Sam Rockwell. You're talking about a Garrett Dylan hunter dill there's Renner. There's so many good actors in that absolutely assessors of Jesse James by the Colorado forty you gotta see this. I will throw in the three hundred seen pushing them on all the soldiers the clip that with the tree on the tree along with all the bodies whose incredible. But then that's seen pushing them off the clip that is incredible cinematography the shot of Neo and more morpheus from afar when they're about to fight in the DOJ. Oh, I think is fantastic. Just for the placement of them. And what it feels like the two thousand one space odyssey. When Dave is walking through this space down to go out the port just the just the way this viral 's are going and then him in the orange dining out, so brightly, of course, the two sons seen in new hope with Luke looking out and see what his future may be. And I would say another western again because I'm on the the outlaw once upon a time in west when after the train leaves, and it's just Charles Bronson on one side of the tracks and at three killers on the other side, and it the way they're placed right? You see Bronson to the right of the screen, but he's not directly to the right? He's at an angle, and then you see these through here. So you were watching it like you're sitting at the train station watching this confrontation about to happen. But you're not directly watching it. So you'll have to look around the killers. Just brilliant the way they place that throughout on screen there. So those are the shots that I thoroughly loved there's about a million other shots. But you know, it's only thirty minutes show, we go through cinema so long and sometimes it's even. Movies either? Maybe like, you don't even love new. They have some unforgettable scene. Yeah. Shots. Absolutely. It's a Mark of great cinematographer in a good director. Thanks everybody for watching collider mail bag for this Saturday. Really? Appreciate you taking the time as always if you wanna send questions to us you can do with the hashtag collider mailbag on Twitter and on Instagram. Sometimes you don't even need the prompt of us asking for them. You can send them. We'll find them. When we go surgery that when you can also Email us at mailbag at collider dot com with your questions, Dan's work, people find you can find me on Twitter, Instagram, dentist dot T, Z G and also on a bunch of shows. I'm on mailbag every other. We do the collider 'em may take down for collider sports collider games as well. 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Unsportsmanlike Conduct: Maxx Crosby and the D-Line, Johnny Depp's jce cream

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Hey welcoming unsportsmanlike conduct of the biggest nation podcast brought to you by favorite shots where your host said Green Adam Hill where he tweaked to give some thoughts on the Las Vegas, raiders before acting the part fools when discussing matters of entertainment and other significant topics. We find interesting Adam. This week is no different. We'll hear the problem this week is that there's so many things? On the insignificant to entertaining side of things, even that overlap with football. There's so many things that are going on like. Sitting here monitoring twitter things are changing every minute. We've got things we want to talk about and like. Oh, now. We got to do this because these are happening. It's a crazy time. I WANNA. Go Raiders first before we get into the fun stuff so Max. Crosby talked to him this week and well. That was interesting as second year defensive end. Let him in Sax last year with ten really good player, but I was interested in. We've talked before about how he said I'm come from mahomes. We know against Green Bay last year and Lambeau. We were there. He did the discount double check after sacking rodgers, and he says he's going to be a leader. He wants to be the guy. He doesn't care if he takes grief for. He's a second year person. They need leaders man. They need leaders on defense and I don't really care for the second year. Guys. The Guy can get it done. I mean when you heard when you talk here Max. Crosby talk this way. What do you think? Yeah I you know. They need those guys to step up. As as we've talked about a lot. It's a young defense. especially in the defensive Backfield, very young, pretty young along the defensive line. You've got now veterans that you're mixing in like Karl Nasa that you brought in who you would expect to be kind of that a veteran presence, the linebacking core I think you look at a guy like a little ten, a guy like quick Hausky like those guys are going to be leaders naturally just because that's the role linebackers. They've been league for a while but there is room for guys to to step up into. To assert themselves in that spot, Max. Crosby seems like a natural kind of guy to do that. He also is the kind of guy that I feel needs to be productive to be know that kind of leader and he was actually obviously the sack totals were there. The performance was there. He has come in to Las Vegas. If you if you're listening from Las Vegas. I'm sure that you know you've seen him around. He's. Listening outside the market, you might not realize like how much he is ingratiated himself this community already you see them all over the place every event that's going on. There's not a lot during the but any event. He's always UFC fight. He's always. You know at any kind of donating food. Kids in hospitals all all that stuff, so he's doing all the work. He's coming into Las Vegas. He almost has been like. Hey. I Want I. Want to be this guy. He won't even fraternity this. I want to do that, right? There's a car dealership appearance I want to do that. There's a charity thing I want to do that like he's just kind of taking on that role in you know I think it's going to. He's going to have to do it on the field again to continue to embrace that that spot but I think that he's doing everything the right way right now. as long as he can follow it up, but man. It is tough to follow up a rookie season like that especially when it comes from out of nowhere with a a second year. That's just now. They'll. They'll film on them, and they'll be able to. You know scheme and better, so you're right about the back end, so I think that means align line better perform and get bring some pressure, or they're going to get in. Perhaps you know just really hurt on the back end at least early, so tell me what you think of this line, so you talked about crosby. Cleland furrows making big deal buddies up to to seventy five. They bring in NASA neighboring Emily Collins Resources Back. Does Arden key get better? You have Jonathan Aitken so as a whole. When you look at the difference of Front. What are your thoughts? I mean this defense. Last year metrically ranked between thirty and thirty two. They were awful in most metrics, so can the line if it's that much better help, you know the young guys. Guys, in the back end, and that's what you need. I mean I think you're going to have the defensive backfield making a lot of plays, but also having times when there's no lack of communication, we saw last year in the chiefs game where they played well in the first quarter, and then could not cover anybody in the second, because nobody knew anybody is supposed to be like I think you're gonna see those things happening. Quite a bit probably more than you would hope especially, if no time on the field this. No practice so yeah I think you're going to have to generate a pass rush whether that's with the front four or blitzing whatever you do, you're going to have to generate a password to help those guys out not that they're not talented. I think you're GONNA. See them play well at times. You're going to see that talent show up, but it's the consistency that that's going to be helped by generating pass rush and I feel like every year up until this year like we've always said well. The X. Factors Arden key if art again. If he can. He can take that next step that a big if yeah if you could take that next step like he's the Guy Yeah I. Don't think that's the case I. Think we kind of have seen flashes of could be, but I don't think you're gonNA. Go into the season. Hoping he's the X.. Factor I. IT'S CLEVELAND. Clear furrows the guy right because last year. You draft them four overall. I'm sorry at at that point you draft Missouri Russia and he's against the run against the pat then the past last year. Not Saying is he is, but also he was playing out of position. Times. They were there are four movements I because of injuries, and because of a lack depth and everything else, and here's the other thing in know had a little bit of a conversation with him like he's not making excuses, but he did have a really really bad bow food poisoning. Last year, he was down to like to forty five, which is amazing. Giving says he's now up to to seventy five, he he. He lost a lot of weight and he just couldn't get that strength back at two forty five plan that spots hard and try to learn on the job. It was an uphill battle all the way, so I think he's a guy that could take a big step like he's GonNa have to take a huge step to justify where he was picked right, and that's always what he's going to be measured. On the fourth overall, especially given some of the guys, they passed on specifically at his spot that he was four overall, and so you know that that's going to be I think a major factor for how the reforms how the defense reforms can Cleveland for take a step forward and and be the guy that they hoping he doesn't have to all in one season? Justify the fourth pick, but he does have get closer to that kind of production you looking back I think in a betty Oliver. A lot of a lot of. A lot of against the you're thinking. You've got him late in the first round. Oh. Yeah, well, we're! We're you you take. A. Lot of people said he was the second round. Guy You look if it works out at work, clicks as a genius, and if it doesn't work out the Kansas City chiefs little be smarter as they yell usually art. Slave to what other people say what analysts Eddie. Those things. Damon that was projected in a of sponsors third round. Pick the raiders really really wanted him. They had them right there on their board. That's a guy that they grabbed was interesting the chiefs this week we're able to sign both the quarterback and their star defensive player. It doesn't happen everywhere. They say a healthy gut healthy. You Favor Apple CIDER. Vinegar shots bottled this feeling into the convenience of a to outshot better digestion, stronger, immune system and the lowering of blood. Sugar levels are all just some of the benefits to shooting a daily favor shot. Their proprietary blends are a raw and organic and mixed with other functional ingredients to create a better tasting experience. First Time shooters can go to drink a favor dot com. Let's get to some entertaining entertaining stuff. You and I talked about this week. It is a major. Breakdown is entertaining. It's somewhat entertaining I'm glad you brought a arden key. So here we go. Let's go to London I've been wanting to talk about this all week and I it's it's. It's off the charts lunacy before you would start this here. I want to explain to people. You're going to hear on this podcast. We will talk a lot of entertainment topics. The thing Ed does better than you would. With pop culture. Even, think what does that mean like your? Your musical knowledge is garbage zero take zero zero and I think. Most people would assume you probably have very little pop culture knowledge or assume that I don't know. Looking at you, I don't know what you have. You have to college kids I do so. You are very up on this right, so you know a lot more than I think people would assume. I'm saying me too I think most people would think like I i. don't know anything I just watch. Sports note like I'm obsessed with all these popcorn. So mostly. If we do a story like you're about to introduce, it would be me. It would be me Szeswith the story. That's what I'm. Getting at normally this story, would you like something that I would be talking about twenty four hours a day and you would be like okay. I guess we can talk about this like blow. Let me know what's going on on the. You'll love this texting me about. I can't get enough astutely business. It's Johnny Depp as we all know sure so London tabloid. The Sun leading newspaper had a huge headline about Johnny Depp that he was a wife. Beater From, the fact that his ex amber heard said she got him got any restraining order against him four five times. She said that he did it. Yes, and then so a the son took liberty saying hey. She accused him of being a Peter. We're going to call my wife Beater in a headline, and he has sued them for defamation saying I never touched her Gilbert grape wife beater. Let's take, but here's the thing. That's the Johnny Jeff Mills Scissors hands. Ed would occur. John. Donnie BRASCO is pretty good. I'M GONNA. Ask you a little later. Go parts of the Caribbean now Jack Sparrow but I gotta ask you later on. If you think this kid's overrated, I gotta get to the good stuff here. Well, let's look. We're GONNA take it over here and say if he ever laid a hand on her completely wrong he should be prosecuted I'm all for that, but I'm GonNa put that over the edge to the. Because, there's too much lunacy otherwise. This has become like a competition between these two. Between the ex wife and debt of just going at each other with insanity with crazy stuff, depp, von, who is over I? Don't think they're going after I. Think they're just telling what actually happened. We hope that's true. We hold these. Crazy. We hope to stuff happen. He was on the stand twenty three hours in the last week. Let's go to what she says. She produces a picture. Of, this kid passed out holding a tub of melted ice cream all over him, and she says look what happened. You look pathetic. You become. The best part is in in testimony. This kid says it was me I had the my screen, but you know what I was on the way to Rehab I was high, so he also said he'd been filming like four in the morning every day. His life. What does he say? He's an actor. Get over it. He admits that Tim with the ice cream, but he says it's okay because I was on my way to recap. Okay, here's the first of all. There's so many other layers of the story. I will say this. I looked at the photo house like let's just living your best life. You pass out just hanging out on the couch eating ice cream. Isn't that how we all want to spend every night? I didn't have a problem with the ice cream into my house. Yes, it is. Spend our twenty four hours a day, so don't worry about the pitcher. Because when I woke up, I was on a plane anyway I think he was going to the Bar Betas. What's at that the leader in Rehab now Barbados. He's going down. The go goes the Ottawa. Senators that we're to yield Xilin down there that. Helmick that Lunatic Jones. An island down there and I wouldn't I wouldn't talk about owning islands. I think that's kind of taboo. See we got the pitcher. Dan Mouths open the big tub of ice. The ice creams all over. She kinda written. She took the shut in this one. Because look what you become. Maybe this kid was never good to begin with the dream. I aspire to pass out eating ice cream every night. You know it's not the dream. This is what he countered with. We know it. It's been headlights. All boy, the tabloids and lendemain assume this up. He accused her. Of Him Waking Up and her having. The proper way of saying. In his defecated in his bed. I sell look at it both ways. It brought the made into testify that she found it that she found that she found the defecation. The feces. I WanNa ask you a week though because I respect your opinion. Is this a? For you like if you're dating a woman and there's dealbreakers in terms of when you have to break up and. She goes. Let's for lack of better word she can't you to. The Bathroom Pours Kid. Maybe she passed out or something. She wakes up. It's a new house. She doesn't know if you turn left corner. She'll get it. He'd done here. Where is the line you draw? Where's the line? You draw in dating woman in terms of I can't go beyond this, or can you say you know what? It was one time. Yeah, you had to business I. Love you anyway. We're going to get passes, does that? Is there a line there? You see the lime. You know that's okay. That's the line first of all. The the accusation is listen if she has a problem. Okay like we can do on his function. People know the accusation is that she either did it on purpose. It was her thirtieth birthday party either did it on purpose a prank or Her friend did it as a prank, which is even weirder DNA testing. How do you know where? We need to go that far I think he once you heat. The as he said he was like today, I knew our marriage sucked, but like okay, this is probably over. That's what he said. He realized it, but he wake up to that. Yeah, Oh, it's a tough one. Boy It's a tough one I don't know. How much you love her I guess. Maybe the kid had a problem I. Don't Know Moza who's a break. She said it was hilarious. He said it was hilarious. He sent a text messaging. This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen, but he knew at that point. If she's doing that in the bed I gotta move on Yeah Yeah. It's probably fair. Your ultimate call on Depp in the feces. I mean y your ultimate call we. We named some things Jack Sparrow Ed Wood Edward Scissorhands, He was Donnie BRASCO. He was in Beni June and the part movies. Underrated overrated or what we thought after yes, a person well, we'd always a person's complete lunacy, but I mean other than that. He's a tremendous actor you do. I don't particularly like any of his movies necessary Edward Scissorhands is fine, I think that was his best role just because of how hard it was to play charges. He's obviously very very talented actor. You Watch so none of this has changed your mind on it. No I mean like do me a a slapstick comedy and let them know we'll check it out. Okay, so the none liked it like like the girlfriend or the wife all the stuff other and again we have to preface. We are putting the allegations of abuse to the side. Because if he ever did that, it's wrong. We're not when this is we have to. To come back into the entertaining world, and put that aside, and if that happened, and they prove it okay, then he's got more shoes to deal with, but we're just going on the drunken Rehab. pooping side where we believe that this guy does all that take away from his acting ability. No I think that's what makes you a great act. Up Bathroom this is what makes you all the weirdness? We have a friend I I won't say his name. I can. I could probably tell stories about him. For. Ten hours, we could just turn the MIC on. Tell stories about how insane this person is for ten hours. He's one of the most talented is a radio host. One of the most talented people I've ever been around in my life. He socially cannot handle a conversation. He can't handle relationship anything he so out there and bizarre, but that's what makes him so good until talented as a radio host I think it's the same in the acting with like. You gotTA. Have your weirdness to me. Like An. Normal person of normal conversation, then go out there and do the acting roles that he does. Maybe that's what Aniston. She's always done the same role she's not. She's not crazy. Enough offstage now, Jennifer Aniston ever change, but the but the rules are all the same. Thing out of the comfort zone I don't WanNA. Are Sixty six week because I sixty seconds is I. Want you introducing this next story? it which is which is what we're going to stay in the entertainment and celebrity world here, but this was another crazy story with them will and Jada Smith. What happened on this on this podcast so? Is Very first of all it was. It was an interview with. a host from the breakfast club. Which you, we, your pop culture note is up and down. The breath is like the top radio show in the country that that was a rob. Lowe me. Different one so molly Ringwald was in sure I've got great knowledge of like the seventies eight after eighty. Yes, for sure so. I was doing interview with a with a singer August. I'll see and nobody really knows anything about never heard of until now, a friend of willing data Smith's Kid. he you know, became friends with the family and then. He says entered into an affair with Jada. Wait a minute went with a younger guy. Yes, but he all the biggest part of this because everybody suspected that for a long time. I know you probably didn't even know these people were everybody suspected that there was there was an affair for a long time. What he said is that he went to will Smith and said school. It was like yeah, go ahead. Looking Bar your. Data's. That is what he's talking about. Can I borrow some hammers I'm doing. Some construction announced he said is cool. I'm sleeping with your wife essentially, so that's the story. He told. There's a lot of denials from PR people and everything else, but then Jada has a show on Youtube. just basically sit down interview show and she had will on, and they did like kind of an answer to this will was asking the questions. Yes, and they were just having a conversation about it, and it was very weird and very awkward, and the biggest thing everybody out of this, which is odd, is she never really said she had an affair? She said it was a friendship and then became an entanglement. So it's like what you say when you go to the bathroom and someone's been kinda somewhat of entertainment. I don't think that's different. The entanglement has become the buzzword. Now everybody's talking. It's. Just for any sort of relationship like I I think everybody's changing their facebook status now to in an entanglement or dot in tangle moments. Just become the thing now it's blowing up everywhere. I thought though I was up enough on these people enough on Google like back in the day that they have always disputed whether or not they have an open relationship that that was a big thing with will and Jada says Oh we're open. Adult relationship isn't an opener. It's an abusive relationship. Who knows I don't know I'm not around them, but again when we say talented people actors weird the. Weird I listened to the link. What about her? When she says we ride together? We dined together bad marriage for life I know it's the. Pimp enough the bad boys, right? Marriage for life she how? This bad boys for life. It's bad merit for life. This is quoting the movie. Why is healthy though? It's smart. They're putting on a show. That's actors. That's what they do. Did you not tell me that? When he said you had an affair? And she said Yes, he said I've got to get revenge though you've had plenty of off. She threw that kid under the having a fisher. Absolutely, it's just a weird thing obviously obsessed with tangle. Entanglement being the new word for relationship. I'm all in on that. Good then your next relationship you have I, said, what are you doing? You're like well. I'm in an entail. Most of them have been entangled. With You you absolutely definition is taking the truth. It's only fair. Yes, I will tell everyone on Adam relationship status. He is the definition of entanglement. We're going to follow all these stores and by the way next week. We are hoping to have a Washington redskins store if you think if you want some crazy stuff about. Cheerleaders and Daniel Snyder in the craziest went on there. We are crossing our fingers. Story comes out. Should I read so? I don't know how many people still use tweet I'm obsessed with using tweet deck. I think it's the best way to use twitter. Should I. Read People What My. tweet deck search columns are right now about the Washington, redskins. I'm not saying what it's about right because I don't want to be. You know I don't want to get ahead of things. I'm not GonNa say what this is about? I'm saying the things I'm searching for. On My tweet deck right now, cheerleaders prostitutes while say I'm GonNa. Say there's my line. The line has been drawn Dan Snyder. Anything on him. I'd like to read I'm not gonNA say the other ones tonight, so we're following that story as journalists are those are. They are all having to do with one story than usual search columns. I'm not just searching those things random that is, that is right now. My search columns are set as we await some sort of explosive NFL story. Who knows I'm not saying anything I'm just saying those Oh. That's what I'm searching for. Those kids who clear the ghoul history. That will be coming up. That'll do it for our latest edition. Events sportsmanlike conduct Vegas Nation podcasts presented by favorite shot. 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How do we exit Lockdown 2? And Johnny Depp loses "wife beater" libel case

The Leader

13:04 min | 8 months ago

How do we exit Lockdown 2? And Johnny Depp loses "wife beater" libel case

"Hallo it's david here. Thanks for listening and please do. Subscribe to the leader that way. You're guaranteed to get on news analysis and interviews. Every day you can get in touch using social media to just use the hashtag the lead podcast network from the evening standard in london. This is the leader. Hi i'm david malls land. Is it a way out to lockdown. To let me be clear as i can wait just to get the are down now to beat this autumn surge and to use this moment to exploit the medical and technical advances. We are making to keep it. Low artis johnson told the commons. He has a plan. We ask economists. Stephen king that could look like and today was a dreadful day for the career reputation and future prospects of johnny. Dan coats interest. Tristen cock is the high cool rules. Johnny depp is a wife beater taken from the evening standard editorial column. This is the lead for the whole thing. Pick up the newspaper or head to stand yokota coda. Uk slash comment in a moment the lockdown exit. Strategy i understand the statement was due to be made. Today was brought paul when to leaks to the media. The head of the prime minister statement in the house of commons speaker lindsay hoyle once again expressed his frustration about how much of the government's plans are being leaked before. Mp's can heal them. I also that if the lakers identified on different member of this member will make a full apology to the up. The discourtesies allnight sexual behavior. Boris johnson did then more or less repeat what he told the nation in a televised address. On saturday. this is speaker. I'm truly sorry for the anguish. These measures will impose particularly for businesses. Which are just got back on their feet and their have worth your hard work will stand them in good stat will stand you in good stead. But he's not clear that we must do more together but on how to get out of lockdown. He was less clear. I'd call column says it can be done. Here is the stunts six point plan to ensure that the price of this lockdown is worth paying. We need a national effort on test and trace led personally by boris johnson. Fix compliance tested traces failing because compliance is too low just twenty percent of people with covid nineteen symptoms in england. Report fully self isolating by staying at home clear explanation of how we exit lockdown based on metrics such as the are rate and a realistic timeline for a vaccine may become available an immediate agreement on brexit. So that why tools bandwidth is not exhausted. A clear plan to ensure school stay open with measures to minimize infections proper financial support. Richie soon knock extended the furlough just hours before it was due to end and his belief that the rapid change in the data could not have been predicted stretches. Credulity on top of these urgent six points. We need real hope. Not false promises and in-depth plans for a recovery wants the vaccines take root should be outlined in the new year. Well the economist. Stephen king with me now stephen from your perspective does the government have a clear plan to get out locked down to. I'm not sure there's a plan or strategy. I guess that is probably a data driven exercise. Isn't it that you gotta see infection rates coming back down the gain You go to make sure that the nhl isn't overwhelmed with you patients coming in And i suppose also given it with a pitch becoming closer to this great day at may also be a hope that things can be wound down to agree with vaccine finally comes through But i think we need the experience from earlier. This year and from other countries is that nothing is easily predictable. And all this at its particularly. So i think we're going into the winter months So there's a lot of uncertainty there. I think when the government is sort of hinting this is initially at least a four week lockdown I think we can. Safely say is for weeks at a minimum. Could be quite a lot worse when we do eventually. Come out of lockdown. Is there a life after covid nineteen. Oh there's definitely life after covid nineteen in the sense that The economy will recover to a significant degree Lockdowns themselves particularly repeated lockdowns crate masses of uncertainty economists and economies. Hate uncertainty When you have something which just let me more clearly established than you can. Stop planning for the future gained. Those plans couldn't of course over into an economic decisions that relatively positive for for everyone. So it's definitely life off to cave in nineteen Of course when that finally arrives as a matter of some debate goes it probably depends on the aforementioned vaccines and possibly antiviral drugs being successfully applied in the in the months ahead. We talked about this being an unprecedented situation. Stephen but has the world ever experience something economically like this before and and what happened while the place if he probably got frankly as wartime when civil liberties are massively reduced When people are unable to go to enjoy themselves in the usual ways And where you at. The end of an uncertain period because wars themselves are uncertain You hope that eventually there is a subsequent recovery. And it's worth remembering. I mean we have to bring some optimism into somewhere but it is worth remembering that some Off the well. We'll one the a extraordinary developments. Both socially and and also in terms of science so it penicillin was discovered late. Nineteen twenty s women. Got the vote Over the years after the first world war That were huge. Amounts of progress in terms of life expectancy particularly antibiotics began to spread around and cutout horwood diseases it to to kill people too early And certainly you look at the last one hundred years after the first world war often indeed the spanish flu so much better off now back then But of course if you have living in nine hundred seventeen thousand nine hundred thousand you probably couldn't have conceived Of the improvements of come through subsequently. But i suppose the caveat to that might be stephen. The that recovery didn't happen overnight in at most certainly didn't and it goes. It happened differently in different parts of the world so the us which has not been particularly heavily involved in the first world war had his roaring twenties but the roaring twenties in the us Were also say she with a period of tremendous will staticy in the uk. And of course in parts of europe you had hyper inflation particularly in the nineteen twenties. So no. there's there's no clear route out of it But i think at least you can say the at once. You've got rid of the uncertainties of lockdown and so on there is at least the ability to plan for the future in the way that isn't easily achievable. Currently next in his ruling the judge went over each incident that had been alleged by the sun and by amber heard herself in court claiming the johnny depp had been violence. courts correspondent. Kristen kirk on the johnny depp. Wife-beating verdict hi. I'm rachel thomas. Ceo of lena dot org and host tilted elite in podcast urging you to cast your vote in the upcoming election on november third not show. You're registered checkout. Vote dot org for your voter status and details on how to make sure. Your voice is heard on election day. And if you're looking to brush up on the issues you should give vote the podcast. Listen andrea haley in cat. Calvin executive directors vote dot org and spread the vote. Enter all your voting questions and it's available wherever you get your podcast. Johnny depp's hollywood. Could he may lie in tatters. After a high court judge ruled he walls of violent abuser of amber heard during their marriage. The pirates of the caribbean style played a high-stakes gamble when he sued the sun for libel over a twenty eighteen article. Branding him a wife beater dammit. Penthaz expensively assembled legal team did those domestic abuse claims a hoax and insisted amber heard concocted. A me too story during their five year romance. But mr justice nickel delivered a devastating judgment finding. He had attacked his wife on twelve occasions and dismissing depth liable claim our correspondent. Trust in kirk has followed the trial from the beginning. He's with me now. this could be ruinous. For johnny depp's career today was a dreadful day for the career reputation and future prospects of johnny depp. Judge at the high court today came down against him in his liable battle with the sun and said that he was in fact a wife beater. It was a fair comment to say that. He had assaulted beaten and attacked his wife. Amber heard during that tumultuous marriage the judge's decision was that of the fourteen pleaded incidents of of alleged abuse. Twelve of those could probably be said to have been assaults. The other two. He couldn't be sure on what it means is is terrible terrible news for johnny depp. Had staked essentially status entire career. Winning this case saying i'm not an abuser. It was wrong to call me. A wife beater will the judge in this case had quite the opposite. He said that he is a wife beater and the sun were fair enough to to run the piece that they did. This was being called the showbiz trial of the century dressed in a lot of people were hooked on the details coming out in the court about the extraordinarily life and relationship of johnny depp. Amber heard one in his ruling. The judge went over to that had been alleged by the sun and by amber heard herself in court claiming that johnny depp had been violent. She says said that he had Hates her across the face when she laughed at one of his tattoos the dragged around by a hair grabbed her by the throat. When their marriage was breaking down he he'd been violent again flying into a rage and smashing telephone and there was the the infamous stay in australia which she described as a three day hostage situation in almost all of these cases. The judge came back and find. She'd been telling the truth. This was this was what happened. He'd been hooked on drink drugs flown into a rage when stressed or challenged about his behavior and more often than not had resorted to violence. And how have johnny depp. Steam and beheads team reacted to this founded for amber heard this. This is a great result. She was completely vindicated by the ruling. The judge came down on her side and said what she said happened. Whereas johnny depp's case the it all been a hoax rather fell apart. So she was she'd been rather measured because it's still an ongoing case in america still to be decided where she's being sued by johnny depp for libel over a separate news article so she hasn't said an awful lot. So far johnny depp's people. His lawyers came out robustly against the ruling and said it was bewildering the decision of the judge suggesting that i could be taken apart point by point and it will be ridiculous if he didn't lodge an appeal. So i think going forward. We can expect johnny depp and his legal team to lodge an appeal against this ruling and move move onto the court of appeal To see if there's any movement on wiser terribly damning judgement for the film star and that's the can keep up with all the latest covid nineteen developments with the evening standard's live blog which you'll find standard or coding. Uk this podcast is back tomorrow at four pm.

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Episode 401: The Royal Podcast: Queen Oprah and the Royals unfiltered

Toronto Real Estate Unfiltered

13:18 min | 3 months ago

Episode 401: The Royal Podcast: Queen Oprah and the Royals unfiltered

"Five four three two one got up this morning. It was reading all about the oprah prince. Harry megan markle interview and it was everywhere. I'll be honest with you a couple of days ago having seen some of the early information about it. It wasn't really anything i wanted to here. It's not my kind not my cup of tea in a shout out to the queen because I'm sure she was listening to this thing to now. I haven't heard the whole thing. But let me just say this much. Oprah is the queen oprah remains the queen of the mic. Drop she She did again. Scorsese esque promotion on this Obviously the stories that were told or obviously like heavy duty stuff. You're talking about you know digging into the monarchy which again. I'm sure johnny depp's waiting for the phone call on the movie about this because The best one. I've ever seen that involved. The monarchy was was weirdly enough from hal. If you haven't seen that movie Best movie ever goes. In the jack the ripper talks about the royal connections. I don't know if any of this bullshit. But what a story so the story continues today. So today's podcast isn't really about oprah. She doesn't need my help at all breath. You want to join me on the show. I would love. Love love to have you on my grassroots Wayne's world type Podcast here and and share your share. Your podcast secrets with the world But basically what i wanted to do today was. I wanted to talk about the importance of freight relationships. This is one of the things that s been the driving factor. This has always been what gets me going in the morning and keeps me going with people is to kinda is to have the kind of people around me and in my life that are basically let me just say it this way growing up as a kid. I found myself hanging around with a certain type of people now. It was only much later that i realized what they were like. But you don't really have. You don't have too much of a say over. You know where you're going to school growing up who you're gonna hang out with so i didn't have a huge group of friends i i've always maintained that that's something that i think. I was fooled into believing that you know having this big group of fake friends was the way to go in and never was. It always felt weird to be in those big groups. I never felt you know really like any of them. So the kind of people that i always seem to click with and i still do to this day. And you're listening. You'll know who you know who. You are the kind of people that i was. Click with. Were not the ones who were again. And i was You know Not so much in grade school as high school kicked in. I became very much into sports. played rugby played football. I'm talking about iron man football center and also a linebacker. So i never left the field that was just for me. Pure heaven Rugby was the same where i never wanted to leave the field. I love the game. Still do to this day I played in my mind more than than out loud. And my and my business and real estate is a very Combative one mentally. So the physical combat. Got me ready but the people. I'm talking about the relationships. I'm talking about the people i hung out with back then. I realize again later on in life. These were the kind of people. They weren't violent people and this is important for me to make sure that it's set up front. These were not the kind of people who would go out looking for fights. The kind of people that i hung out with and i ended up becoming. I still am is not the kind of people who go looking for them. But definitely the ones who will finish the fights. Those are the kind of people you want in your corner if you don't have those kind of people backing you up right now. I don't care what you do whether your in grade school or whether you're a retired whether your starting a new business or working for a corporation whatever. It is the kind of people you want around. Obviously you don't want people who are going to add a trauma to your life. Maybe a few of those are in the mix. Some of you might have inherited that family And i just laughed when i hear about how messed up. The royal family is And i feel like you know what's is not so bad and and it's it's it's been weird sometimes but it's nowhere near that level of World stage weirdness. I guess i'd call it but it's it's definitely there's there's way more going on behind the doors of that life and again. I don't think i would wish that on anybody. I definitely came from the other side of the coin. Where you know. I started with not a silver spoon but a plastic spoon. And i believe that. I had to share that with other members of my family so We didn't come from. My tweet. didn't have a lot to start off with but we have a lot of normal which is a very cool very powerful thing to have in your life. That normal is good. A little bit of drama around the holidays. It's okay but that's about it. That's all i need so really again. I want to say thank you to all of you. Who are part of this because a lot of you listening to this. Podcast are the ones that reach out to me. And we talk and we become friends. much so that because of how. Well this podcast has done. And how amazing the connections are basically they. Start off with you listening to me. Then you'll shout out something. You'll support me via the amir coffey Slash real estate guy. support system. I'll reach out to you. We'll jump on zoom call. We'll talk in sometimes. It's for general reasons. Sometimes it's for specific but we'll just basically get to know each other the way you kind of have to these states which is why i invested in a good quality camera for my ten year. Old computer yeah and online might two thousand nine. Hp workhorse that just gets it done. My kids hate it because it's slowest faulk. And that's why with me so that way i get to keep the computer in the. Nobody's nobody's threatening to Want to take it from me. It's it's very much What i but the relationships that i've been the created with a lot of you guys are the are the ones who listen in. Hear yourselves in that description so not the ones who are out there looking for fights not the facebook trolls not the people who just sort of go through life with a one sided. Look at things so what. I'm talking about those kind of people. If you're out there make sure we connect because part of my strategy now for even selecting clients. Because it's a big deal for me to make sure that we click so the relationship number one has to be good. You have to a and this is obviously for both of us. You have to know like and trust who you work with. Obviously if you're working with me you know like entrust me i have to know like entrust you and that only happens with conversations with talking about everything not just real estate and i would rather for the first couple of days. We talk not even get into real estate. I want to know where you're from. I want to know where you grew up. What do you do for a living. What's fun for you. What's your favorite. Music is way more important way more important than me what you listen to and what beer you drink or what. Why drink then again. The knicks stuff. The next page is is is what. I do literally as part of my daily reno Routines without breathing literally. I can do my other business. I can make you rich with your real estate investments. I can do all that without having debris. But i don't wanna do that for you unless we have a connection and the reason. I don't wanna do that for you is because money makes good people better. Money makes bad people worse in. It's an absolute fact. It's not even debatable. So if you're a good person you're the kind of person that will take care of your family with the money. You'll do something good for a local food bank with the money that i'll make you again. Just be a good person without being an asshole and cutting people down and just like getting you know using venom to to to to hurt people. If you're one of those kind of people we will not get along. I can still get those results. But i don't want and that's the difference. I after twenty years of doing this. I put a sort of a clause in my own agreements. Now that says that if you want out of the of the listing and this is something that i have just been working on for the last few months i just finally Put it in there again. If you want out of the listing at any time or i do then it's a matter of you walk. I want to do the same on my end. Because there's been times over the last twenty years where i do that because it was just something that i didn't prepare myself for so it is now part of every listing agreement that i work with. You're not in the contract with me. Aside from sixty days that we have to use to add to the real estate board. That's it anything else in that. I'm rolling the dice. And the last thing i want for us to be stuck in a position where you're not happy and same with me. I want to be able to make sure that. I'm also able to walk away and go to another client if for some reason You know something goes wrong on either end and i promise you it will not be to do with the way i work because you basically have to before we even get to that point of signing anything. You have to understand that. I'm going to call the shots. I'm gonna let you know how much your places worth. And i'm going to give you the marketing plan. And if for any reason you don't like the way i do things you wanna deviate from that plan. I'm gonna walk. The reason is because i'm not gonna put all the time and money and all the money that goes into this behind the scenes that That needs to be done without getting your know. Firsthand your early support on it. I like getting input but at the same time again. If i'm just not going to be able to make you happy. Maybe it's not just me. maybe no one. I don't know what that you know. I don't know what that situation is behind But i definitely will tell you. Here's what We can get your for this property. And or or. Here's you're going to have to pay for this. He has a buyer. It's just as tough these days so you've really got to be willing to listen to me and trust me in this process and of course my goal is again no like entrust everyone that i work with. Those things again are non-negotiable. If i can't have those then. I don't think it's worth pursuing. I just don't feel like investing all this time into relationship that isn't going to have you know both sides on the same page so i hope again. You're having a great day. And i wanna make sure that all of you listening Can with me on this level and you understand how important relationships are not to our situation but just in life and this means everyone that you work for. And i don't want you settling in any part of your life either whether it's your life relationships your business. Whatever i want the best for you. Guys i really do. I absolutely want that. Because i know so many of you out there that are fighting for that for me. You show me over the years you've referred me friends and family members like some of you have referred me in the last couple of weeks on unbelievable amount of really amazing people and i can't be more than i can't. I can't thank you guys but making sure that you do well making sure that you have great lives again making people who deserve it as rich as possible as wealthy and actually. I should use the word wealthy because that's a lot more rounded than rich wealthy. Means that you have a a more of a overall approach to things so obviously it's your health is your wealth. It's your family travel. It's more of a complete picture and the thing about wealth is not flash. Wealth isn't flash. You don't see people with real wealth on facebook showing you stacks of hundred dollar bills. It's not how it works. You don't see them standing in front of a car because they want the attention of that instagram photo. That's not how wealth. So i wanna make sure that you guys who are out there who want to have that piece full life again a paid for life some you know some sort of security And again just be able to do good things in your life because of it. Then i think we're gonna get along over. Twenty years have met so many of you for the vast majority of you. Are those kind of people. So i'm convinced that there's a lot more of you out there that i haven't met yet. I hope i meet you very soon. Thanks again have a great day and reach out to me. A real estate podcast. Show dot com.

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THE DAILY DOUBLE TALK - 11 - 06 - 2020

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THE DAILY DOUBLE TALK - 11 - 06 - 2020

"Is anybody what breakfast guys. let's go. I'm leaving for mcdonald's and five seconds. Why the breakfast emptied meal. It's only at mcdonald's where there's a meal for every morning and nothing says morning like a classic sausage mcmuffin with egg right. Now get this all time favorite for just two bucks on the one. Two three dollar menu price and participation may vary cannot be combined with any other offer combo meal vodka. happy friday. Everybody is not happy. Friday for some people in his even and happy friday for others. And we'll talk about that and a little bit but hopefully we can make it happy for you and chances up you upset. There's probably not a damn thing we can do for you at all but we can always try. I'm cory coleman over here is christian torres. chris then. I haven't slept in three days. I think my face probably tells that story but other than that. I'm i'm running on pure adrenaline. Doing well and i'm happy to be here. How are you doing. I'm doing great man. Go ahead and pull yourself extra glasses. That adrenalin man. You got some things that might get you shit my like thurman impulse fiction just adrenaline me. Right in the heart. I was there. I just stabbed in the heart and instant right up to just make sure we got both ends covered man but redmi with a good time. I love that show. Yeah man yeah. I mean i guess. We don't have all basis covering man. You're gonna walk out of having a good time one way or another. Hopefully you guys will do even if it is a little stress before yet. They're welcome to the daily double talk. And this is our conversational podcast here on double toasted. We talk about a lot of things. Usually the trilogy is are the. I don't know that that's not the right word for it. Isn't that what movies. And when the components usually the component the the ingredients triad if you will because it's like three san no words can i'm gonna go with triad man tri factor trifecta even. I'll go with that to see why you right. Not don't the trifecta here. The holy trinity if you will keep adding to it the three musketeers of what we have right here stooges. What else do we got. The stooges of our news that we have here usually is entertainment. Some sort of pop culture stuff going on and it gets fucking insane. We start talking about politics and this is the show will usually because we don't talk about well lately everybody's talking about politics everything but we usually go buried deep in politics over here which is almost unavoidable this week because of the elections going on Which stupidly still going on right now and getting more stupid by the hour. We'll talk about that today. Yes yes it is. You said you said couldn't have said it. Better myself mr speaking of insane. Let's go up and talk to these crazy ass. Toasties that we have. They are fucking insane. Deregulation that point break. What is that no he no he point. Broken it but it's What movie is it. I'll knock knock. Oh god yeah the eli roth movie. Yeah yeah yeah the and he lost his mind man but let me go over here and talk to these crazy people. I'm talking about the chat fan featuring you know who they are the g. chat and they already getting started fucking saying and we got the side which is over here brandon black weirdo weirdos than you know that this is a contest. Let me see here. Daniel grown gormley all. They're going crazy in here right now. Eric j design Super super fro. Loyal night is here signing drew. Thank you for let me see. Vdi redemption side various kirk rock birdie sweet girl is here and entanglement and we got love more love more community and right now stradey greet life. How you guys of course. I've mentioned that already mentioned again in. Oh alka bobby's here. I'll go back that. Someone cracked it. Algebraic equation nightmare. They did this area. Boss said if you take marlon wayans from white girls as a black cuban intake marlin wins from white girls as a white girl. Combine those you get this right here. While man stunningly accurate by the way scary accurate man. I'm sure. I'll bobby uncle bobby with appreciate that man. Wow you got way too much time. Your hands man. Mary balls like an. I appreciate it. I appreciate appreciate math. Jesus i love that picture right. There is that is made my day. I could stop this puck as right now. Walk out here a happy man for the rest of the weekend. Because you missed the ball sec. Part of that is that that's almost the same movie quality as white chicks. Like there's not a discernible. Difference there for me. Oh oh. I agree bob name three times again to marry so up so up in just a little sweeter uncle bobby doing i mean you know. We're not supposed to talk about religion. Politics ankle bobby at every thanksgiving decides to break out that trump should. How's he doing today. Oh go bobby voted for trump ed conway at the same time to number the party up and then booth right. There is some of that election fraud. That's been going around grab some plus and malayan a fitting tribute to the end of a presidency godwilling godly. Yes all right. I go run again another four years. Don't worry about it anyway. Just waterways you missed a puerto rican boy in that bitch core code but i wish bush shou i see all later. We'll go to gear. You know surprisingly for a racist. He's very nice. You gotta give tonko bobby gregg. Expecting gotta give a talk. A bobby man united said i don trump supporters that the. But he's the one i like him. He's my uncle man i have. He's family. I got like it doesn't like politics and his entertainment. He's still going to wish us a good luck. And i appreciate you got another guest appearance. Hold on god. Now save us. What our national nightmare continues uncle. Bobby what other what other rogues gallery are we going to be left with here this time. Well the dogs at the door but she plans and being. Tv's played hot and cold. She wants the minute you open. The door are more smart. Yeah and dealer. We should lead people are here to see it because when she gets like that i try to pick her up initially. Does this schilling on. Oh no and also people probably take abused when they come over but people walk into this show walking to the show man. Glad to have you here. I see that the chat chad is trying to have. Oh oh shit. There's bobby right there bob. His brother kabila people. We got a good show for the desi trying to get something going. So i'm trying to wait to see if he's going to get insane here if something comes through and then at that point if it does i won't have to be interrupted. I can tell you guys was going to happen here on the show today. Have a pretty good show for you today. Like i said We have to go grab me insane right now. Okay boy actually love kareem's of thing that's the best act in that he's done right. They're out there. I think those those actually draw him out his mugging my man. Oh let me see here. Let me see we got. Let's see we got here. Oh i didn't say this as chrissy. We have a good trifecta of stuff for you today. And i can actually tell you about it because now hi four rather trade. None of the chew chew sick. Oh off Spider draw the waterfront is have some ass up somewhat right here in calling people got some stuff. His johnny speak tiny on what you controversy with the richest to compete some controversy. Yes of course. We have to talk about the election elections going on silly. It's stupid found being latham his depressing to see humanity. Come to this goal. Megan thee stallion set brother. Get it ram soldiers over there. Is that john leguizamo. I don't know what that is. Also the super freak get super freaky beat that tree pinky and the brain up in here think either next week or the week after we're going to have review for a think the new anna maniacs. That's coming out gonna be awesome. I can't wait. Like one of those weird i know every once in the nostalgia thing and people who don't like the particular thing that's being remade. Because of style. Joey tend to pick on it. Love the fuck out of pinky and the brain and they ended maniacs. And all that stuff. So i can't wait to see it. Yeah yeah so guys we. We're getting five episodes kind of early that we'll be able to watch in going and you our impressions. What the new warner brothers. And a maniacs. To be like yeah. I'm excited about that. Man are those. Those trailers had been hilarious. That have come out. Love them love. And i wasn't even a huge anna maniacs fan one fan until later and even don't know that much all about like the true fans out there but i'm getting into getting into them. I'm excited to see that but again today people. Let's see here. We have again. If you couldn't hear over all that hype nece. We run speaking are running hot and cold hot and cold on johnny depp one. We don't like them council one. We love johnny depp. That next month get his ass out here. Where are we at with johnny depp. Right now wonderbra. We know exactly where he's at. He's not in the building. He's fired at least this particular movie talking about new where he's dot they don't worry is but they know damn sure he's not on the he is not working on this bill. Also we have. This controversy has gone on with the witches. We'll talk about that a little. We'll talk about that a little while. I don't want to get into it because i might. We might be bunn. Here's today christian a little bit. I hope so too bad boy. I like fighting. Do man is fine getting ready to. are you. sure. I'm gonna i'm ready. I'm just seething and talk about these sylla's elections right here. Even though some people win we all still lose but hey at the dust cleared and blame is pretty dusty right. Now hopefully can find a giggle to in there. Some wind today. Courtesy of mr christian tour is over. Hey did a good job bringing some stuff up today. So let's go ahead and get into the show. I wanna thank everybody out there for your support. You guys started the show out great and are very much. Appreciate that with your support. Some of you were able to support for free. That means you paid nothing at all. Because you have an amazon prime account therefore you got your twitch subscription absolutely free. You probably even gift it a subscription to someone for absolutely free and when the time came around to renew. You even did that you some loyal as people out there. I love the toast to community. You keep us going really like the to do. Though is support is on our patriots on our patron is something. That's allowing us to give us a little more independence and also something that is going to allow us to bring you more stuff. Such as new archives videos access to those archives viewing parties special streams merch discounts in animation. That begin don't view which we want to put you in you. Guys can get warm and toasty hot and butter and if you go down with the golden brown we put you in some animation. Working on i'm going to be doing a stream pretty soon. Just for the double toasted people out there and the patriots members of the same thing because you can subscribe over at the toes to dot com. Which will also be the same as patron right there. Either way helping support and you'll be getting things like the special stream. I'll be having coming up pretty soon. I'm showing you how. I'm doing the layouts for the animation that i'm working on right now before i passed onto the animator. Have to layouts for that person. So i might just get on a stream and just work on some layouts with the even if i don't talk that much when i get on these streams i usually talk a lot and whatnot if you guys just want to sit with me while i work on something because i can't talk too much because what i'm working on. We'll have audio in it. Because i'm doing layouts for so if you want to sit with me for about thirty minutes and forty forty minutes or an hour or something and we sit down and we just you watch me work and every now and then i answer a question. When i'm done i'll answer the question. You guys can get a sneak peek at some of the animation as actually being done with the layoffs. And i'm doing Here's a question from vga. Redemption on the chad. He says corey. How often have you promise that already promised what. I don't know what you're talking about. You gotta be more specific. And i can answer you. So vija redemption. How often have you promised that already. Promise what somebody said. You can't please anybody these days after you shots fired with a pellet gun owners. Yeah exactly so vija. Redemption idea drawing stream see. I knew let me allow me to cock and fire becca joyous. I did do a drawing stream. People side i even went further. Drew showed people some stuff that i was working on an. Id now in draw. But i'd finished drawing and colored it while i was on. Yes thank you swedish. grow up. Tell this person's them let them know gears. The core of the hate is on the prowl. Let me throw some fucking hate begejci on. It's a let me see here. i think even have it. You even have it in our archives right here just in case you look in the subway. Just want to tell you very quickly. Swedish girl hit me up. She sent me. Donald trump tweets. That have been translated into swedish. And somehow it's even more infuriating all caps but in the swedish fucking incredible. I gotta look at that for your viewing pleasure. Bgi let me see here. we are right here. Patrons. only sneak. Peek was done on october. Twenty second and just in case flash and there you go. That's for the patriots. So i'm not gonna to everybody but there you are in case anybody wanna stay flush it so there. You go Any other questions. You'd like to throw at me. Love the clapback. Yeah on off all right. He's at red alert. All right you got me on just trying to find something but you know what on that when you win sir you got me on that you won this fight but we she'll fight again he's the shots fired back. Have you seen the god damn well. You get me on everything. No wash water still. We're still do. It's been a quarantine. You can't leave your dan house for six months and you're over here not watching. The wire still have not watched the wire slow. Damn there have you got me on that man. Hey i got you on that drawn thing but the wire came. Got nothing for you man. You got me you got me. Have you watched. Jesus now see what you've done everybody's gonna be coming back at man. Have you watch this avatar. Watched half of it when my wife was watching and i came in at night. So that's kind of a yes right. People people let me see here see. Somebody's i'm doing a golden brown. I never log in. Let me help you out with that man. See i try to help out with that. I don't know why you can't log in a try to help you out with that but anyway folks welcome to the show and we're about to get on with things here including telling you how to get a hold of bus just in case just in case you wanna send an email to us and have read after the show. You can do so by emailing us right here. Let me remove this scrolls so you can behold everything in all is glorious detail. People pull a keyboard so that i can tell you how to get a hold of us by typing in k. Kumons at g mail dot com. That's casey oh is the at deal dot com your email us with any questions. Comments compliments insults input and our advice up on the social media's instagram twitter and facebook. Look at all those details right there. You need to copy those down you to love them in us bill. And if. I'm too busy taking all of your emails. Chris doria's me on instagram christian dot monster facebook christian early on tourism. Some of you. But i wanna hopefully know all of you so come find people. Confined is here in austin texas win. Big rony ain't trying to find you. Yes she's still in. These streets would have figured asked so the best thing. You should do. Probably just stay away for right now. Not that we don't like you actually love you. Both just don't want you to get sick and on what you get sick so when the time is right. Come to austin before then emails. Kay cool man's at gmail.com. Let us know what your plans off. And when you can finally get here. Let us know if you're moving here are passing through and i promise you once again. One day we will safely be able to hang out with your kids do Tell you reading emails at the end of the show But for right now. Let's get this show going right here. Mr christian is how are you doing sir. Yeah election fatigue aside doing okay. I bought a pellet. I'll tell you about a peleton. Finally they saved up all my money and my piggy bank. And i said i'm going to get fat if i don't exercise so i bought a peleton twelve miles yesterday but i'm like my ass is thoroughly act like i am so fucking sore outta shape and finding out about ourselves so other than that. I'm glad that i get to sit here and do nothing physical and just talk shit for a little bit with you so you say they shape. Can you bend over and give us a little preview shows of the booty premium. And maybe on. My fans only are only fans wherever the fuck to give them everything maybe maybe just wanted to give them a taste so they can sign up for your onlyfans. That's all i was. Why why why maybe can we create another tier on the patriotic. Like a pass golden brown and brown. And that's what i want dubrow level. Yeah we can do now. That's be taken idea. Putting the coleman spin on it. I guess that works but i do. I take everything and i destroy. Why do i do that. do that. Perfect i mean. I know i know but i'm glad to hear that. Look that domestically abused chick on there by god. I thought it crossed my mind. So i appreciate you also putting it out. Yeah we walk in the room everyday let way gonna be at phnom stare. Yeah man how is it working. So how does this work. You get a subscription for get us a script for a piece of exercise equipment online subscription. That has like all these classes and stuff like that that you can do. I haven't done any of the classes what i did was. They have like scenic routes bilton. so like i'm. I'm a fan of this place. In paris. That i keep going back to them in love with it and they happen to have like a thirty minute bike. Ride around that neighborhood that you could just superimpose yourself. So i'm just doing a lot of that stuff. You could change your resistance and they have like. I don't know it's all inclusive. I put ever as a five years ago. Never would have this money on a fucking bike. But it's this is funny because it looks like you're looking at yourself on a green screen going through neighborhoods and stuff. Oh no no no no. It's yeah it's like a port of you shot or you don't have your you would make a little be. Put me in a little over a bad under my arm. Biking around montmartre. I thought you look at yourself. I personally go like going through neighborhoods around the world going through igloos and shit riding your bike and stuff abby kinda bad s louis. Yeah they definitely have like one thing. That's like you're writing in the desert so you know this is all fiction now because like you're not going to be able to take this bike that you're on like through the hills of the desert and shit like that but igloos next here. Nah i thought they'd like you're riding in space and shit look like a karaoke video. I thought it'd be funny. Man on the moon so powerful. They sent someone just to take that video. Yes man probably get one for that. But i'm glad to hear that you work it up man. that's good. That's good thing i'm gonna say about. This is not a free peleton thing but the thing i like about is that there is a of social thing too. It's a leg. I've rode yesterday with a couple of friends. We were all on the same thing together and we were talking to each other. And that's that's really cool to face. That's nice missile. what are you guys like. It's like wow so it's not only this is. This is almost revolutionary subscription based piece of exercise equipment with social media attached to it like it's literally integrated with facebook and all that stuff so i mean you know obviously it's dangerous precedents but it's really cool so far and i think it's cool. Basically you get the gym experience like back. In the day you'd go to the gym with like a friend of yours because you have someone that keeps you accountable if we both say we're going to make each other go. We'll go and so now. You have that digitally. There's plenty of people who have it so it's pretty cool. I really recommend it. I think you'd like it okay. You know. I'll i'll get one man peleton dino. They building a couple of peleton. Well not couple. They're ready to have one. But i guess this so popular now. There's a shopping district down the street from me. They're expanding off their peleton place. But let me see here real quick i was. I was scared to get one. Hold on y'all will not cut the sound down for a second here. Oh here it is. Let me see here. Yeah i was i was. I was scared to get one because of what they made that look. I'm the one that phil commercial i was like. Should they grow this fucking shit crazy. Man i want. This should mind in my in my house right here now. It's the commercial for trendy exercise bike that is head-spinning in the tv at panic. This shit like that. That's a fucking horror movie. Let's say like a like a fucking house. The movie man he like this demotic domestically possessed bike into your home in every expressly. She had right. There was like she looks horrified like the. She looks like she's anyone who's being forced to give like a hostage video like i'm fine. They're treating me very worrying about your man. Yeah like i was. That was a thought at the time. It may peleton stock. Go down so. I thought that they were suffering but apparently they picked right back up. Man i mean if we find out that peleton manufactured the coronavirus it would make sense considering how dramatically their stock has increased as a result of it. Yeah yeah mansell. Yup thought it was like a piece of exercise equipment for like a like a fucking bicycle world. Somebody died on that bike and like yeah and now there's women's she's like a. She's a prisoner of exercise equipment. Right here so yeah man i get one. If you stop pedaling you die speed but on a bike if you stop pilling takes your soul. So yeah man Everybody's talking about this you. Might you might miss me. You're very the salesman man. Maybe should work for them. You actually no. I just like it honestly. I think that's the thing it's like you're going to be stuck inside. We don't how long this is going to go cases right the last two days the highest cases of covid ever back to back. So it's like. I think gyms are going to get shut down again and all that stuff. At least. We have a contingency plan. How much was it was a little bit a little bit more than a fucking lot. If you don't want to say it's a lot. Yeah i make bad spending choices. Here's let me tell you the worst part of this and we can move on. Okay which is that. I made this decision to buy. There's like two months ago. But there's such a backlog because people are ordering mass that they couldn't deliver it until yesterday and so i just sat there and i still had to make payments on this fucking thing for two months before it came to be and i was like existential shook by that but then i got on the bike and it was amazing so i really do recommend that especially if you get it. I'll i'll yell at you. We can do a couple of glass. I don't know because i now you. You are like chick. Ask you how much it was like. Oh it's because i'm fucking puerto rican. If my mom much spent on that she'd be like you could have bought like fifteen bikes. Set the fucking walmart or something for the same price so shamed but how many of those fifteen bikes you had a walmart actually like take you to the moon into paris and have social media attached to them. Music integrated has got bluetooth. And also there's a way to hack it where you can watch like plex and youtube and that flex and all that shit. 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I'm just trying to stay healthy this all but i able to lift a little bit more in almost pulled goddamn back out a couple of days ago so almost pull my back out and when i paint hit my bag. Drop that shit on my foot. Barely move my foot out the waste. Slow why he'd say for like a bike stationary bikes stationary battle. Yeah yeah so yeah. I know somebody how does one who even things like that. I don't know man i don. I'm there's very cautious now. Because i i wasn't saying like oh my god. I'm so strong. Something no what i said was and i was trying to say this in a way and maybe come out like a humble break i dunno i was trying to say i went to nordstrom's and i thank you can tell i've been working out but this woman was trying to sell me a jacket in l look for any kind of thing to compliment you on. Took my jacket ahead on at the time off. And she's like oh look at this look very gentle very nicely you look at you have muscles in and i just like okay trying to sell me a fucking jacket you know but come on and the and the thing is a jacket and even fit all that whale because he told me some shit like well you know if you don't zip it up all the way whether fuck with our by six hundred dollars jacket and not zip dash all the way you want to do everything that jagged should. I want that jacket. Actually hugging me in stroke. When it's cold outside. If i pay that much money for it so yeah somebody was literally feeling you. Yes you actually took it up just like oh my god and i think that's what i told her because she said that i was. I know she was trying to sell a jacket. Like my fucking wife was right here and she didn't care it seems like you should neither. She didn't give a fuck about miss me of being right there. No ms me told people missing nina ahead a mask on of course inside and she's wearing a mask in her eyes turn white when she heard this shit and we've talked. She looked like scorpion from mortal kombat. Which that's like shit. Somebody's a six hundred dollars jacket. Here's my thinking on that jacket. I was going to look at it and if it was real nice in the quality was nice and look like something that wouldn't go out of style and a couple of years. Thank investing in something that might cost a little bit more money if it can last you for years because i'm the kind of person i'm kinda simple with my style you know. I'll t shirts and jeans type person classic classic that will never go out of style and but i do like about to get a suit. Inaba a nice suit. That will last me for years. If i get a leather jacket something. It's not very cold here in texas. All the time in fact is like seventy seven degrees outside right now. I want to jack jacket. That's going to last me throughout the years. Because i'm not going to be able to wear it all that much when i'm here in if i go out of town i want to be very stylish. So that was my thinking on a six hundred dollar check. It wasn't like they're still has the same timber linzie ad when he was seventeen. And he's forty this year so yeah. I think it's all about you by these things that are going to last you a long time and that don't necessarily go out of style you go there. You go all right. Let's go ahead something net. I'll never go out of style. Is all these things that we talk about. On the show the politics the poop coacher and of course the entertainment. We got all that with today and let's go ahead and get into there right now. Let's move on to some of the things that we are going to be talking about today. I want to thank christian tories for bringing some of this stuff up right here getting all the topics that we have today. Thank you sir. Of course thank you so starting out today. I'm not the thing about this man. What do i know know say. I just don't know what to do anymore about johnny johnny depp. Just jazz got fired from fantastic beasts looked like he just got the news that fuck but i just got the student. I'm looking at right here in. He's in his costume that he wore for fantastic beasts. Looks like he will not be wearing that again because they just put out the announcement due to some rulings that came out of the uk for certain case. Of course you kept up johnny depp. You probably know that those that this case has to do with his alleged domestic abuse with amber heard saying that he can no longer be a part of this series. And you know this is a bad news for this movie right here. You know between nothing are critically financially are slim rephrase nothing critical are financially successful with this series fantastic beasts. You know there has not had the same success as harry potter and all. I don't think they expected it to but is still fell short of that between this not being the series that they wanted it to be also between. Jk rowling out there running her mouth man. This is already had enough troubles now. It's got one more. Johnny jawing die. Looks like we have to go with that because we will not be joining you but this movie right here and this comes a as i was saying after the after of the whole case this domestic abuse. That's going on. But this is not so much about the domestic abuse. As it is a libel suit that johnny depp had with the british publication. They labeled him a wife. Beater and of course to protect is his reputation as images. All right cool. Say what you want to say that shit. The words wife beater that has got to change. That is not making me. Look very good. The judge says well. I think not only does this is valid here but i think that you are white. Beat us so you know what sticks would star johnny. Depp has lost his libel battle with the british tabloids that labeled him a wife beater after a high court judge ruled that the allegations were quite substantially true and it's a ruling that could severely damaged reputation and career the fifty seven year old newsprint newspapers which publishes the sun one of its journalists. Dan what's in over a two thousand eighteen article which stated he had been violent towards his ex wife actress amber herds. The newspaper also questioned his costing the fantastic beasts and where to find the movie franchise over the course of three weeks back in july judge. Andrew nicol had evidence from both debt and heard about their tempestuous. Marriage both accused the other of violent outbursts. Thirty four year old heard claimed depp had a jealous alter ego. Sheep branded the monster. After binging on drugs and alcohol she claims hit often threatens to kill her detailing fourteen occasions of extreme violence when she said the actor choked punched headbutted throttled and kicked her. Depp had told the court that he was never violent was his ex wife saying her claims were hopes and that's he had lost the tip of a finger after she threw a couple salat him during one particularly ferocious fights. Now there's even more with this going on. I'm on i'm gonna pass this up to you christian but first let me just read. Let me just touch on a couple of things. So i i have a lot to To actually ask you more than just comment on. I haven't been keeping up with this stage of this whole ordeal. That's been going on with them and we. We've all heard a lot of things with this. So johnny depp. Pretty much put out a statement official statement from him and it says here in light of recent. I would like to make the following short statement. Firstly i'd like to thank everybody who has gifted me with their support in loyalty. I've been humbled in move by your many messages of love and concern particularly over the last few days. Secondly i wish to let you know that i have been asked to resign by one of brothers from my role as grindelwald in fantastic beasts and i have respected agreed to that request. Finally i wished to say this. The surreal judgment of the court in the uk will not change my fight to tell the truth and i confirmed that i plan to appeal my resolve. It remains strong. And i intend to prove that. The allegations against me are false. My life and career would not be defined by this moment in time. Thank you for reading sincerely. it's. I can't really read that but i think this is johnny depp. Now last thing. I heard with this. I don't know what the hell is going on anymore. last thing i heard everybody rallying behind johnny depp. Everybody said he's the victim here. Everybody says amber heard is the one that is actually the crazy one. She not only cut off the tip of the banger when she threw a bottle at him but she also took a shit on the bed. Because she's so fucking crazy and now everybody's back to need council my johnny depp subscription. And i don't know man. I mean i will say i want to get your opinion to this out and we're going to talk about the one and brothers decision to fire him. But where do you stand on this. And what has happened in man people still behind johnny. Depp is not cool to be behind. Johnny depp anymore. Is this sudden shift of opinion right. Okay so i wanna start off by saying that. I think that. I've always tried to be as far as i can about this saying that. Like from what we're seeing after the initial kind of allegations it seems like amber heard was not the best version of herself. That's not to say that he probably didn't act poorly and we've seen a couple videos. We've heard a couple of fights and it sounds like it's it's a bad situation okay. I don't know it's not really my business to know that what i will say. I've talked to a few of my friends who live in the uk and they've said that they're liable laws. There are so much different than ours. The standard of proof that they need in order to run something like that. It's much less much lower than ours. Also that the sun is sort of the equivalent of the national enquirer. So it's like. I want to throw that out there. That like this shouldn't be taken with the amount of seriousness. This is a sixty minutes expose. This is fucking the ghost of walter cronkite. Hard hitting news. This is like a. Tmz broke a story while yes jamesy has broken stories before they're not the first people i would call credible journalism so with that being said i feel really bad about this situation. Not just. Because i feel like johnny depp's getting the raw end of this deal but that there seems to be a little bit of blatant hypocrisy here because you know not cast at other people but we saw as remillard like joke even if it was a joke. It didn't seem like a joke warner brothers. Production and even amber heard herself. Which if nothing else seemed to participate in a volatile relationship. So it's like the fact. That warner brothers is deciding. Hey we're gonna make this decision here. We're gonna take this stand in the sand or whatever but we're not going to do it over here. Seems really kinda suspect weird. I feel bad for him. But i also want to say that that second film was substantially less accessible than the first one both financially. So maybe this is a blessing in disguise. I don't know. I just think it's bullshit that the liable laws which are just so much different. The standard of proof from america uk is essentially costing this man job and potentially part of his career. Think that's a little fucked up. Yeah look i think one of the brothers is like everybody else where you know. I think everybody was picking sides at one time. And not think everybody's like you know what i'm sick of both the are both. I'll get the fuck outta here. Because know amber heard she was let go from aqua man so you got johnny. Depp was being. Let go from fantastic beasts. One brother like you know about the fuck out. I'm sick both yaw in. You're not going to mess up business. Because i miss this story. I thought there was a bunch of rumors for sure. But i didn't think they have. Fish got rid of. Ambrose i threw them yeah. I don't think it happen. I mean. I'm sure it could happen. I'm sure in fact. I expected to happen because i think what the reasons that i just said. They need to have logical. They say she's still in man to. Yeah so that's my. That's where i look at it. We're like ezra miller thing. Maybe there isn't enough detail in there certainly wasn't a fervor. Afterwards that story kind of died down people forgot about it but the thing is still very much in the news and prevalent. Everyone's lives so it's really weird that they made that decision without doing the other. Yes so that you go. So i don't even know what happened with that. Last thing i heard people were very. I guess i just read some stuff real quick where she was gone. But i will say this about him. Getting being taken out like i said man i i don't i don't know was going on with these with these two and to be honest with you. I don't even think one brother knows what's going on. I don't even think one brother cares is what happened with these two. I think one of brothers cares about one thing and that is money. They don't want they don't want any kind of bad. Press to come in and heard a film that is already struggling series. you know they. Don't they got enough gone on with. Jk rowling and enough going on with this is not being as successful as they want to be. So they don't know what's happening with johnny depp and they don't care. I think that's probably where the where the sort of shadiness comes in. I'm not going to say like is completely unfair. Because i don't know i mean i'd i don't think i don't think they're doing this. Fanny moral reasons firing him. They're doing it to cover the as and maybe that's a good thing because they're probably like this whole thing's going back and forth in the mullahs. Who knows what's gonna come out later. And we invest in this this this film with this actor who's starting to be kind of problematic and we don't know what's going gonna happen in the future so maybe it's just best that we recap so i do see it on that end right there. You know but like i say man. That's that's why they're getting rid of them because they they just they just don't want to deal with it. They don't want all the bad press to this. Sorry this series of suffering enough as it is. I sorta get that. But i would also kind of counter with the idea that even if it's less accessible right aquaman made up billy wright what an achievement meta made a billion dollars but it wasn't sold on amber heard character randolph. More of a secondary character where the franchise more or less seems to be fantastic beasts and crimes of grindelwald like he is front and center so having to recast that it's like even if it was a little bit less successful. It's like you feel like you're shooting yourself in the foot a little bit by eliminating a more like any metric johnny. Depp is a more successful. A-list heard it. He's like you know you hit it right there man you know. He's his name even if he's not the biggest star of not not not not the biggest star. He is one of the biggest stars in vs not the biggest presence in the movie. He's always going to be one of the biggest stars in the film. He's always going to be the one that attract more attention no matter what's going on with him especially if if it's in his private life you know that that that being said man i think is like this is not a defensive johnny depp at all and does not an i'm not condemning him because like i say i don't know i've been back and forth on this given what information has come out like i always him always. Last thing i heard was that amber heard took a show in his bid she was the one that was kind of Misrepresenting the whole situation. So i said all right you know what i don't want to be the person who jumps on this just because a woman claimed to be the victim and then i heard some guy because people quick to jump on them so i didn't now if something comes out about johnny depp. He's fault i'll i will. I will make my judgments then. Just kind of like woody allen woody allen you know i- i- woody allen had his day in court doesn't no proof on what was going on with all these accusations that happened about him. So i'm not railing against woody allen i think it could be possibly something really kind of fucked up and shady going on with him but until i know that for sure on that railing on them but i will say what i'm getting to here is that i think dead this of unfair for johnny depp. He had this libel suit that went on. And as you say the laws are different than what the are here. this is a liable. Su- it's not a domestic abuse case going on but with this ruling that has happened and him getting fired from this fantastic beasts mainly that firing people going to take that as a sign of guilt. I don't think anybody should go that far with it right there. I think people should hold off and just take it for what it is right there. Which is you know he. He lost a libel suit. He got fired over studio not wanting to come fuck with their money. I mean that's what it comes down to know. The firing almost makes the ruling look credible. Which i have to tell you again and maybe i'm just misinformed. I'll be the first one to say that. I don't know the ins and outs of blabber laws in the uk but it seems like they're not very credible like there wasn't a lot going on there and yet like you said from the outward appearance and all anyone's going to seize the headline is and they've already put them together fantastic beasts star drops out due to the liable. All wife beater claim. They're already putting that narrative together. And so i think it is really unfortunate because the perception is going to be. Oh see. this is the repudiation. This is the punishment for all these things. He's done went if we're following the story as it came out and again i'm not going to sit here and defend a wife beater if that is literally what cases but i don't think the burden of proof is extended that woody allen analogy is a really apt one because you can personally decide. You don't want to engage with persons art because of the allegations. That's absolutely you're right. Yeah one thing. I don't think you're able to do is to one hundred percent substantially say that without it being proven in a court of law especially when investigations have been had. So i just. I don't know it makes me really depressed. He's got another case here in the states. I'm really curious to see how that turns out. Because of the and i think you will i think ultimately like you can't just print whatever you want here maybe it'll change some opinions but right now it looks very one sided very bad. Yeah and like. I say i kind of understand wanna brothers position but i'd i'd i still don't think that that can be argued as they did know again. You're going to have a lot of people using this to go up against johnny depp. Who are eight against them. I don't think that's fair and again people. Don't take that as me trying to say that. I condone him as as a as a wife beater. I don't i you know you can say what you want to already people chat talking about. So you you prove woody. Allen does stepdaughters okay. I don't know what you've heard. But there's all kinds of things going back and forth between what they say even what soon years saying what other people's and there's no there's no right or wrong and there's no proof. I'm not saying stepdaughters okay. I don't even know if the any again if you don't know the made even mary. You stepdaughters okay. And certain circumstances. I'm not want to judge. All i know is the fuck is going on. So if you want me to have like the strong opinion and get mad. I'm sorry you want that for you. I give you what you want. You want to get allies and get them to support your anger. That's on you. I don't know something. I will tell you. I don't know. And i don't make judgments until i actually no more. That's the way. I approach things. And i think more people should actually think that way. That's just me. I think it's also a case by case thing like the cosby thing very quickly became like i'm going to believe fifty women who all come out and say the same thing without knowing each other and have the you know what i'm saying like i think that it's important to obviously listen to everyone if they have a story to tell. But it's it has to be verified. Don't know woody allen. But somebody's vija woody allen has never captured a black person movie in his entire life which is not true he did cast one person even questionable. But let's not go there. Man you know one is required to cast anybody in their movie. I might wanna see myself. Represented his movies or whatever. But woody allen's life experiences. Allen is woody allen's cast we want to there are people who can go through their whole career in never have to cast a black person in their movies. Nobody required to do that. That's not how you know that if we if we go to that point then what are we gonna do. We're gonna check list and say all right now. They have to hire a latino now. They have to put julian now. They have to put a handicapped person in you know no one should ever be held data required to do anything man. What is wrong with hollywood. Is that there should be more opportunities for people to have their voices heard and be and be represented. That's that's that is what's wrong you know. There's a lot of people who just seem that they're seen as not profitable enough. Not valuable enough even though hollywood claims to be very liberal and open minded. No this is a bunch of bullshit that goes on hollywood. Nobody that's a dangerous thing to say that people are required. You have all of a sudden you have. You have a quota to fit your movies. No there's no affirmative action done to filmmaking alright as far as a person's creative vision don't know that's bullshit because complete bullshit. Yeah i also have a problem with that because not casting black people or people of color minorities and your films does not make you a child molester. What i'm saying you can again. You can take issue with that but then you would probably need to take issue with martin scorsese. He's done a lot of that as well. David lynch is a lot of people who fit that category. And maybe it's because they're racist or maybe it's because the stories they're telling the vantage board of the story and that's an issue for another day and that's a valid one but that doesn't mean that you throw the baby out with the bathwater. You know. So i i don't understand that analogy. Just bring it back to the depth of it all. It's just like i don't really understand the ruling. I don't understand warner brothers. I understand it from the perspective of like. Maybe there's bad publicity coming out. We want to avoid that altogether but they waited through the entire summer during the initial allegations. And all that stuff stock into a less than reputable system. And i just doesn't make sense. It doesn't it doesn't it and i i hate that things come down to money but look all i have to say is whether you agree with one brothers decision and night wanna brothers has their reasons for what they wanna do. And like i i can kind of see. Why can't they have to kind of protect the investment and unfortunately if somebody's seemed like this may be a problem for them later then they have the right to go in and say all right we have to do. We gotta do not wanna brothers responsibility but right now at for how people perceive johnny depp. People need to understand that this was not a case about his domestic abuse. It was a libel case and he got fired from something as people are run with. Emeka take maybe going to take that as an admission of guilt and that should not be that. That's not what that should be you. Everything should be approached. Fairly say what you will but don't don't you know we don't know what happened to him and amber heard but don't take this as oh. Yeah if he was fired from this movie. He was definitely beaten edgar as raw. As at least. That's the way i see it. I don't think does right. We'll let me ask you this. I mean is this something where people have short memory or. Do you think that we are going to try to make johnny depp pariah and again once again he may be very well justified a pariah but as of right now. I don't think that that's necessarily true Do you think this is something that people sort of over a couple of years. Yes us to give it a coupla days and you know yeah we'll get. Yeah yeah we got. We got way more to worry about. And fucking johnny depp. Who has millions of dollars in golf to an island somewhere and be fine as so much on his country fucked them man you know. I mean he's going to be fine. He got fired from his job. And i'm behind my man not being judged based on that one but now fuck these people man a lot more going on and nobody's gonna worry about this and forty eight to seventy two hours. Sure i think what. I would what i would counter with respectfully as to say that it seems like there has been this kind of precipitous fall fall from grace for johnny depp in the last five years the narratives like people forget like twenty years ago. This dude was amazing. He was able to go from like quirky tim. Stuff to like more dramatic roles and always transforming himself. I would say that you have never seen johnny depp. Do the same performance twice. At least when he was engaged. And now i feel like his phone again for at least the last five years but between that end the ever heard stuff and the financial troubles and all the exposes that are getting rid nature. Seems like this person who was america's sweden are for the longest time is definitely going down and it gets to a point where it's unfortunate and i think is completely wrong but just you just start getting people nerves. You know we at your welcome. I think you know what i mean. It's not right. Johnny depp as people who just kind of everywhere and you know he became like you say became a he became a darling and you know in and then he did characters that you just got tired of man you know once you start when they start forcing and we could tell once they start. Oh the wrong thing. Put jack scarlet hill. I was like who the fuck is this. Jack scarlet this this kingmaker dollywood xactly. Once they start forcing jack sparrow in every fucking pirate movie that they were coming out with and once you get went to why she went to disneyland disneyworld he stopped following your kids around high and i think he's like like get the fuck away from me. It was like jack sparrow. Make people sick johnny depp. And then johnny. Depp kept doing the same british accent and things. You know what i mean. A- i hate to say this. It's a hack deign to say. Now i guess i'll say it anyway but you live long enough to be the hero take take that away. Fill in the blank darling favorite. Whatever until you become the villain are until you're getting on fucking nerves. And i think people deep down inside. They almost are rooting against somebody. They're kind of getting tired of in pop culture today. You know and i think that's kind of like it's a shame knows crazy. Thank god that when it comes to something as domestic a serious as domestic abuse domestic abuse. But i really do. Thank you see a lot of people in just tired of seeing that person. I think johnny depp got to be one of those people man little sensory and especially sad by the way because i think it's it's definitely in vogue and i understand it to hate on the jack sparrow character but i go back and try to put yourself in the mindset of that first pirates film such an enjoyable popcorn flick and he was so good in that. I think the problem is that every subsequent pirates movie took the wrong lessons away. From why we really like jack sparrow and just did that over and over again and it just fatigued everybody. I'm the same way. I used to love them. And like i don't care what he's doing really. But i do feel bad about the situation a little. Yeah we'll see man. Hopefully like i said. I think in his in his you know the defense but to the best thing that he has right now is that people are not going to care about this after a while you know. So we'll see here's open. Let's see a move is down a a little bit here. What is this. let me see. Okay so here's a something interesting so that movie. The witches did not did not receive the best reviews out there didn't receive the best criticisms about there but now it's getting slammed even more by a completely set of different critics in those are what this might be a new term for you. Something i did not really know but people who are who are said to have limb differences and that you know what that is. I can only assume by watching this movie whereas missing limbs or disfigured are. You're missing digit such as fingers or toes. And that's what's happening here with this move of the which one brothers apologizes after the witches sparks backlash from people with disabilities. Mainly those that they call limb different. You might remember this in the witches because you think that the kids who saw this movie because we saw the witches you know they have they got these crazy s te joker smiles would things. They got tumors on their on their heads. Sometimes it's worms that they eat got craze. Is you think that that would be the thing. That would bother kids. And they're like nah. Nah sows sows fingers. And toes are lack thereof. Got a big fuck you till right. You know so back in the day which is used to be all chicks with the big noses with wards in pointy hats and erode on broomsticks. Now that today like if you ain't got no limbs in hey you can be a witch to and some people saw that as a problem so much to the point where when they saw those fingers and toes missing they complained enough to where anne hathaway had to come in. And give an apology and wanna brothers did too but anne hathaway. I'll read as much as can. I don't know if you want to hear all of this. But i'll read. I'll start at the top. Because old i'll stop. She says i have recently learned that many people with limb differences especially children arm pain because of the portrayal of the grand high witch in the witches. Let me begin by saying do my best to be sensitive to the feelings and experiences of others not out of some scrambling fear but because not hurting others. Seems like a basic level of decency. We should all be striving for as someone who really believes in inclusivity and really really detests cruelty. I owe you all in apology for the pain caused. I'm sorry i did not connect limb differences with the g. h. w. that's the grand wizard when the look of the characters was brought to me. If i had a shoe this never would have happened. I don't know this is going to go this level. But i'm gonna tell you something man. I thought i was wondering if this will make people feel awkward. I went to high school with a girl girl was beautiful man. She was gorgeous. I think i could have. Even if i if i and did. I'm saying this. Because i probably would have done it man. If i'd had the confidence at the time. I might even asked her out. And i can tell you. That wouldn't bother me at all. Because she was so gorgeous she had that condition where she had two fingers on her on both hands and she had to to toews. She had very slender feet. And since i've known him by late i was wondering. I wonder if this would actually know anybody that would have that. But i never thought that we get to this level right here. It was just curiosity but now that we've put that out there. What's your opinion. My opinion is this which is like. I think it's a very nice thing to do. And if you hurt someone's feelings on accident. I think it's very nice than it. Hathaway apologized. that's cool my problem with it. As i saw the movie we reviewed it. And maybe you feel differently. Nothing about the evil in the power is derived are not because they never say. Hey guess what long you cut your does off or you have no feeder no fingers that makes you evil. That's literally what it does. So i get really annoyed by people reading into something and saying like that's offensive. It's like well now. It'd be offensive if it was what i said. Otherwise it's an innocuous thing that may have hurt your feelings and i'm glad someone apologize for that but that doesn't mean that we need to be outraged by everything and this also. I just feel like the kind of stereotypical black portrayals is a little bit more offensive than anything to do with limb differences but i have all ten fingers and ten toes. So maybe i'm an asshole. And i'm a me and i don't know what i'm talking about. What's what what are you thinking about this. I think that anytime somebody and this is what bothers me what society. Because i even see it in a chat right now. I think when anybody a group that is not a popular group our group that has heard as much throughout the years they are and we all do it and we all complain when it happens to us. And i know this because since we you know it's been a big thing with us man. We talked about this a few weeks ago. When we're talking about bill burr samba. How white women were upset. But they didn't mind the you know you know this ju- gap punched and he joked about earlier talking about rick moranis. But i've seen a lot man. Where'd you know since what we do here. The comedy that we do a lot when we are doing straight up kind of more comedic things on the on these shows. There's always a group does laughing and everybody else and then they get hurt when it comes to them. Black people have been complaining at this moment. today they're talking about how we are upset because during the elections and now that we do in the past four years and now even today you know no one now people starting to pay attention because every time we complained about this president came up. When we're talking about our plight and what's going on with us people are saying. Oh you complain your winding. Be quiet and now that these people who had this disability just just saying hey look. We're just telling you we're not saying boycott. The movie would not stand that this that you guys are bad. People say take it off. Hbo max just saying hey look. This is something that hurt. Some people and immediately of people wanna listen. People want to be like. I'm so sick of people. Be as sensitive fuck fuck a bunch of bitches and unlike you know what people i think that that i'm not gonna i'm not gonna be lashing out at people. I'm not mad anything. But i do think that. That's unfair to head. The mealy had the reaction of get over it. Are you whining. Never i try not to ever had that reaction i have and i'm not saying it's you i'm not i'm not pointing fingers at anybody. I'm not anyone. But i have seen that reaction and i don't and i've had i've had it and i've had to pull back from net man as much as i talk about. Man people just don't understand me you know they don't listen you're not him and what is going to like if i don't listen to other people you know with the way i look at this is this. Is this a children's movie and believe means a scary children's muga children's movie and there's probably some children who are watching this and yeah you know when they see this this probably if they have a disability. You know it might be something where they bill uncomfortable. They feel embarrassed. They feel they feel hurt. You know and maybe if it was more for adults would say something but for you know kids watching this. I'd be like understand with the with what they're coming from. One of the things that made me understand it because representations somebody who right now is very much about representation and how that means a lot of people a maybe. I take notice of the stories really do show that that representation means a lot. There was a guy a burn victim. Who who who loves it. That deadpool when takes off his mask and shows himself as still a handsome motherfucking ron reynolds even if he burned up still good looking but this guy was like you know what seeing a guy like debt. I dress up like deadpool and it makes me feel really good and makes me feel less conscious about my my burns. You know i'm not saying that. We have to stop and we have to change everything we do. We have to reorganize. That's what everybody thinks. He wants to change everything but everybody has their own. Everybody has their own gripes. Everybody has own sensitivities nearby things. They're right in never stopped considered other people that that that might be hurt by that they were saying this move needs to go and needs to be taken off a difference dancer but i don't think that this the right approach don't think it's ever the right approach when you hear somebody different say. Hey you know what kind of get made me feel a little weird off. Fuck you stop being sensitive. I just that's not me on i. Just don't i don't really subscribe to that and like to know more what these people especially children who are very sensitive about this kind of thing. I'd like to hear more about the store. And with the saying instead of just blowing it off immediately because will do complain about the republicans all look at they just they. Don't listen antibody. you're being like everybody complain about right now and you do that i think. But that's justice me man again. I kind of want to say this. I think the difference between the deadpool guy is that he's actually a burn victim and in the stories actually burned person. There's a difference that's like they're trying to take the real life put in a world but it has real life stakes once again. That's not really what's happening in the witches right like that. It's not this defining characteristic of how they draw this evil power or why they're monsters is because of that. So i think that like live completely agree with you like oh we should listen to people. And if they're letting us know why they're upset that's one thing but if you dig a little bit deeper here the people who were most feverishly pounding that were drum. It's like every social justice outcry. It's usually people who are not. It's not the people who were affected. Who are being the most boisterous about you know. That's my only thing about it. I completely agree with you on most of all of this. What i'm saying is that like i don't think the decision is inherently hurtful or purposefully. Trying to punch down at anybody. It would be quite different. If they were in real in the story of the witches. They were all differently. Able to earn a limb different as it were then. I would understand that criticism as like need swift justice in an apology and stuff that makes sense punching down at anyone. Well no no. I think what happens is that i think that i don't know i don't know who's complaining. If for some children that they've noticed where their condition see what it comes down to me is like the limbs here are not the source of the other missing limbs source of the evil. But it what it is showing you. That is like an academic and i'm looking at both sides. I'm not your saying it. This is the case and we this from going on. we like. We can't do this. I'm not saying. I'm just saying people stop and think about this for a child who watches this. Maybe they do have a disfigurement. Maybe they are. You know limb different or whatever they looking at the condition being vilified you know they. It is being part of something essays and may not be on may not be the meeting magic something it might not be the source of evil but it is part of a monstrous. Look that is vilified. That's why make the of the guy that you know addresses as dead. Pulled the reason why he is so cool with that is because you know my look is being something has made to look grotesque. Make me be a monster. You know as being being represented as a hero. I'm looking at somebody who has the same condition me. Be a hero as me. I know everybody's think different on this. But i'm just like said see everybody today. Just really going at each other because of the own self interest and we never stopped to listen to what other people are saying. And like i said man. I don't think anybody's i think they made. It seems to me that they just made. They just made an observation. Saying wow you know just let you know when know what to cancel this. We don't want you to boycott this. Get rid of it. We just want to let you know that there are some children that might is a little uncomfortable. You know that that's all in on and if they're saying that the non cool with that you know. This is the longest people aren't at their striking. And you know name front of. Hbo picketing all that kind of stuff. And not that's cool. But i don't think is wrong for people say hey this is just an observation. Made some to think about going forward. I called on all the time you know. Somebody talked to me the other day about about a joke. I made about being autistic. And the first thing i didn't i didn't say oh. Fuck is just a joke. Get over yourself. Fuck you you know. I was like all right me. Read this man. Let me understand what this person saying. Because i'm not autistic. I don't have any relatives. Our children at autistic ought to this person to listen. I think a lot of people should take that approach. Listen before you make assumptions just complaining and we have two years one mouth so maybe take the time to listen. I completely agree with that. But i would say i think there's there's a little bit of a difference because i thought what you said really did win me over when you're like. Yeah maybe it's not like the source of their power but it's used as an overall like ingredient to be grotesque and i think that actually lands a lot more with me for some reason. I didn't think about that. I was just thinking about intentions tensions matter but i compare that to like scarlett johansson multiple casting. A controversy is whether she was to play an asian person and ghost in the shell or or when she was gonna do that rub and tug of role where she was going to play a trans person. I understand that there is a real world implications. And you're trying to whitewash something or you're trying to make something hetero normative for the purpose of making as much money as you possibly can. Yeah i think the difference with that is that that is straight up appropriation. You know you have a movie with a lot of japanese themes and of course hollywood takes the route of well. It's not going to be successful if we cast a japanese person and if we Even though she is a japanese character in in you know but everything you know you have. The the japanese characters who aside characters japanese you have a lot of japanese art direction gone on a steady going on and then he cast his personal. I think it has pretty blatant nothing. I can understand people being a little irritated right down to being upset about that. Because i see the happening. What groups man again. It goes down to hollywood not given any kind of representation. I don't think anybody is asking like hey. You know what hollywood needs to needs to handle are are they need to cast more handicapped people even though maybe they should think about stories like that. But i don't think they're saying like hey took handicapped from us an appropriate that you know. I think they just say hey. Look you know this is something to think about moving forward when you approach a project and i don't think and listen. I think if the movie they didn't go into this wanting to be harmful. Nobody wants to go in here to hurt anybody. So i think that's another way to look at its lobbies. Nobody's angry and saying you sons of bitches. You're assholes what you did understanding like. Hey look we had this complaint. I know you didn't really mean it. Just think about it. And i think they did the right thing. I think everybody can move on from. This is something that brought up. Don't dismiss people listen to what they say. Apologize in everybody can fuck and learn from this. Everybody can walk away and learn from it. If would not be so defensive. I think it's really commendable. Everyone warner brothers hatheway because again no one intended it. But there's this overreaction. I think a lot of people have that when you offend someone and you know what your intentions were. You get very defensive very quickly and that can seem combative and i think the how they handle this really really good. I just wanted to make my point. That i was are people. You know getting upset about something and believe it or not. You swayed me. They say i'm immovable like the mountains. And yet coleman you made me see your side of the argument. Know and i'm not trying to convince anybody either like i think. A lot of people don't agree with. But i'm just i would just say a like swedish girl came and she says i have autistic kids and i don't mind the jokes and that's cool but i don't take that as in thank you for saying that but i don't take that as a license to say all right. I'm right let me ask you. Destroy isn't an ambassador for all parents with autistic children so it might be okay with her. But it's not okay with everyone. In whether i make a decision to keep going with those jokes not i need to stop and listen. That's all i'm saying man. I don't like say with this movie. I know a lot of people saying i'm so tired of these people being insensitive complaining. I don't think they were complaining. I think there's a difference between complaining into stopping somebody to say. Could you think about this at least ask again. I'm really makes me sad when i see everybody today. Who out there and air rage picking sides on stuff. That's why i say man. You know a lot of these things. We pick sides would think that we're being so we'll so open minded and liberal and whatnot and it's all bullshit because the moment somebody's really trying to be cool and say hey think about something and we don't if we feel like that's a threat to us and it's taken away from us some entertainment or whatever then with all gonna lose a fucking minds and and we're going to. We're going to get defensive. You know none of us wants to be it's cool to be you know are open minded in in the fight for things. It's convenient but when you have to sacrifice something you put in a position where you have to think then we all get up in arms man and i just don't want to be that person anymore get. I'm not judging anybody especially you chris. Anyone i'm just saying. I think i would beg people whether you agree with me on. That would make people that. Just listen next time. You want to jump on someone. Also you know a used to be that person. I think. I learned the hard way. Because i've done by doing this. I used to say a lot of things. And i used get called a lot of shit. So i've had experiences that you guys haven't so maybe that's why i have the thing that i that i have but again not try to convince anybody in you know chris debates all the time. You know wager this. I think it's an interesting thing that you're bringing it back to your personal experience and i think any of us have. We want to be honest and admit what was culturally acceptable to do and say earlier in our lives. Like we've all done and said things that are a horn and we'd be really probably ashamed of now so i think it's just again like i said especially when you're you know that you weren't meaning to hurt somebody to know you heard somebody hurts you right so it's really easy to get up in arms about that. I think it's just. I think everyone did a really good job. And it's one of the few controversies that we've heard recently that i think you're right. We we can put this to bed. I think like most people understand both sides of the argument at this point. Yeah yeah and. I think it was handled from what i've seen right until i found out that they really were complaining. Getting upset and then i'm gonna be loops. Well you know. I don't know is what is my perception. I have right now but thank you. Christopher even bringing up this story not like talking about stuff like this especially when we get all kinds of different opinions in it makes definitely makes things more interesting right speaking of things getting interesting. Let's go ahead and it was inevitable that we have to talk about the elections the elections that are going on in all. These shouldn't be going on right now but whilst they shouldn't be considering everything that's happened in twenty twenty including being in the middle of a pandemic completely understand why all of this is going on and wise taking so long first of all. I wanna come in all the people. I don't care what side you will on. What party that do doing his four. But if you out the counting ballots and having to put up with a lot of nonsense from people that is much. Appreciate it now where we go from there. We'll see but at this moment l. Does look like joe biden will be. The president elect eventually kicking out current president. Donald trump. and there's been a whole lot of things that have been going on with this and we can get into some of the seriousness of it. But i will say mandate people got so tired of this that we all want a good laugh. And there's been some incredible memes coming out this shit. I've the count has become a new favorite muppet man. All these memes stopped the count accounting expert to handle the nevada looking at key. Keep counting. I love this man. I love i love was going on. I love that. The slow through topi has come up to be compared to nevada. All this stuff somebody said court check the dt twitter video twitted. Somebody emailed that to me. Email me the the twin of video all. This should have been funny. And i love that all the people. There's been a lot of funny videos christian. You're some videos today. But we'll look at those a little bit man i just wanted and we're trying to give you guys a good. We'll talk about necessarily the seriousness of an a little bit. But those people who've been reporting on this and they've been dazed weeks even but just three months but during the past few days they've been working overtime and some people are just sick of it and they've hit. They've had fucking mowed. my man. right here wasn't innocent. Cooper anderson cooper anderson cooper anderson cooper one day just thing was yesterday. Was it yesterday that he wouldn't yesterday after trump's a fucking aronie s press conference saying that he was being cheated out of this anderson. Cooper just basically put down all semblance of journalistic integrity because he was like fuck this shit. Yo honestly i loved it. I was mad about it earlier because people were like gloating. A little bit on cnn. And i'm like guys come on journalism you can't you can't you can't have a fucking alliances but after that i loved it. Anderson is the poet laureate of our generation. You've probably heard the obese turtle comment that is the president of the united states. That has most powerful personal world and we see him like an obese turtle on his back flailing in the hot sun realizing his time is over. Like a fucking. Walt whitman poem almost almost descriptive. Yeah and you know and of course when that happened all of the all of the mean came up that i actually got one right here where this is going to be a little pixelated but you know there was all that took less than twenty minutes after somebody just after anderson cooper set then trump look like a turtle the golfing thing about the internet cesspool. That it is you can always count on them for some dank names as soon as possible like within five but at the end of the sentence there will probably be about. Oh yeah the internet is brilliant man sometimes it s shitty but as brilliant shitting this now at this point the joe biden is like i said is predicted to be. The president are the president-elect. They've had all kinds of reporting going on at this moment. It looks like he's got pennsylvania if he gives that they say is done but then yet places like georgia of all places that turn blue yet a zona to he need to get well he's leading in arizona right now. Nevada leading an all four. The remaining states i think they've finally called north carolina or it. They them so it was pretty much done. You see the same as happening in the state of georgia so take us to georgia. The spread now is nine seventeen. That has flipped to joe biden. How does it look going forward. And we actually got just another update that's pushed biden's lead over a thousand now. Statewide one thousand and ninety six is the new biden lead now again like pennsylvania overnight. There was one place in georgia that has continued to count. It is clayton county And here you go you can see it. Overwhelmingly democratic clayton county. This is in the atlanta metro area biden. Winning the lion's share of the vote here. They'd had several thousand of these absentee ballots. Mail ballots that they have been working through overnight. they've provided i think seven or eight different updates. Now there was a big one about an hour and a half ago. I would say when biden took the lead state wide getting right there so i would biden winning. I mean like. I said it. I mean memes on you know just you know just pictures that go up. That's that's enough of people been working overtime. Editing videos with joe biden getting the lead to my coming at first item. Houston at all. You know what. I love about memes and i love about even these these video means right here i just love. How did how cheap they are you know. I love a bad photoshop. I love a bad video effect man. He's things just because people working quick they ain't got time to finesse. You know they just cut out ahead and just put it on something guy. About to make a touchdown right tackle count there. It is stop counting recount video means rated. Hey trump spoke about mccain arizona. Didn't watch the office. he didn't get it. i get from says mccain here catch it. don't like burning you get it people. There's a bunch of videos out there. A bunch of video montages than collective collections of all. The means that out there definitely watch. Those are pretty funny now. It is funny and we all need a good laugh. But i mean come on. Let's not stop having a sense of humor about this because you know we we need it but this is an embarrassment of a situation that's going on. Man is an embarrassment on all fronts. This is embarrassing to other countries out there even though some of them have some of the problems and it'd be hypocritical for them to laugh at us but this is a complete embarrassment having a president that it's pretty much on his like he's you haven't been to the store like toys store or the toy section of store yet ice cream place and you're about to walk out and that tyler doesn't want to leave and he hits the ground and start screaming and crying they got a drag his ass out. That is what we're having right now. We have the toddler that does not want to leave the toy store and they had to pull him out kicking and screaming. And but this is a grown ass man in his seventies is. This is an embarrassment this is a smear is a huge smear on the history of this country. Radio christian It's really it's really disheartening. And disquieting and everything that you can use to describe the fact that someone is is a straight up challenging peaceful transition not accepting election results. It's not something we do in this country. A everyone wants to say they're both bad and that's fine but only one of them is refusing to acknowledge election results. Their positions been the same the entire time. So yeah. that's i mean that's a national embarrassment. And i do want to say on positives rag is. There are positives here which is no matter who you voted for. I think we agree that as as long as people vote even if you disagree with them fundamentally the nation is always better when we have higher turnout always that is just a fact. And this is the highest turnout in american history. I think that's that's wonderful. I hope people keep that energy and people organize and do whatever but it is. It's a little hard to watch like updates from certain states where the news reporter looks like. They're reporting from syria like shape because they're scared of mob. That's outside like that's not okay. Dating is not okay. Writing is not okay. Not not when you don't get your way that's just really fucked up so yeah i don't know what else you really want me to say about it other than like. Yeah as long as i've been alive it makes you go back and reevaluate the president's. We all thought. George w bush's a bogeyman and he certainly a war criminal. But god dammit. He transferred power was very gracious about. It did everything he was supposed to do to put barack obama in the best position to be successful. You know that's not going to happen in this situation and it if that doesn't encapsulate trump verbatim what does no it's in the world find looking at us in a way that that it should be looked at. I haven't i said i'd like to get your opinion on this and it. Because i don't wanna feel i want to hear by no you know you shouldn't have to even explain this. This is the position that the last four years put everybody in. I would never walk into a room in judge. Somebody by any of their characteristics. A an we all have our prejudices but as you get older you have to realize how to put those aside but this is really made people like me in his wife. Try to have more understanding what people now is really made someone like me. And i'm i'm sure people like me has made us very paranoid about this country man about the world really but you know in this country when i walk into a room now upset this. I don't. I don't trust most of the white people in that room. Because i like i said i know that they didn't give a shit man. I know that on a shame that we've that's the only thing that could say about this because that's not the only talking about a lot to say about this but you know there's a lot of articles out there. They're true about how black people are sad. Always said but like you know but we've been. We've we've always had to do with this shit. That's why i was so funny. Look all these people. don't a tantrum about trump. Because do you know how many presidents republican and democrat that. We had to be like well. Okay shit we lost and we know we would win anyway when one hundred percent when they win their onto the next one. You know tomorrow's another day you know In an aspiring saw these people being just these completely childish sore loses about what was happening and looking at that makes me just think like men. You know it's been there we all we've all known was there and maybe that's the great thing that we can say about. What trump did for this country is that it really just pulled the scab back on it and expose it for the infection that it has. I mean this is. The this country is key is to always deeply rooted in racism. There's been so many people who thought that they they weren't racist but they didn't realize how much they were contributing to it. And now you see. There's a lot of people out there like that. There's a lot of people who would never called themselves racist but yet voted for trump. And then give a fuck about my safety. Didn't give a shit about the brown kids that was separated from their from their parents. And even give a shit about some people even look like them. You know came on white people to be fair. It's not a political affiliation. Plenty of people on the left. Did the same thing. Refuse to vote for biden because they felt it was a compromise their values which could be fine. If it didn't put people like you. And i in danger for nothing other than the color of our skin you know and i think that's a really fucked up thing. I completely agree and what it did. Is he lifted up the rock and exposed the shattered foundation like we don't have the strong foundation that we think in this country. That's abundantly clear. One point i wanted to make an just because you bring up race. And i think it's a really important thing is people made a bunch about. Well we're gonna at the first female vice president one hundred years after women got the right to vote. But i think this one hundred years after white women got the right to vote. Black woman. enlarge couldn't vote until the nineteen seventies after the voting rights act passed. So i think it's a real amazing thing that continually we've seen the last three elections now where black women have come out in droves and essentially helped win races alabama senate race doug jones i know he just lost his seat but when he wanted it was because of the black women voted ninety percent for him. And what we're seeing now in atlanta. What we're seeing in detroit. What seeing in philly. My old hometown of philly is that once again. The black communities come out to support these people to get them elected. And i think it's finally fucking time that the democrats if they've taken power need to invest in these communities outside of election cycles. Because i don't know what else that they can possibly do for you. Yeah and somebody. That's a great question here man. Somebody a this is not me trying to school. You know is a great question. Somebody say how come the racist didn't come out. When obama was in for two terms. I think they kinda except for the first term and said well. We'll just wait and see what happens on a second term obama was so loved and was so safe to people. You know white people at a certain point they were like all right you know. He's a second term. And i think that infuriated people that when he got in the second term that they didn't have a candidate that was strong enough to even beat him and i think when he saw the didn't have a candidate that's when they went for the most radical crazy upfront radical candidate that they could which was trump plus. They said we just got a black doing two. We sure as ailing on fucked woman up in here now and they had a guy that came in and people so upset these racist these people racist tendencies was so upset by the time trump got in there and wanted. Somebody is so strong and upfront that they it was a bonus that he was putting racist riddick rhetoric out there remember before even before he was president. He was calling mexican. People rapists and murderers murderers also. They heard that and they felt like oh shit. He's embolden us now and once he got in there the reason why they're really out is because he kept dog whistling anywhere from dog whistling to flat out. Yeah y'all get mad at all these others out here. That's what happened. Man is a build up. Yeah i would say this. I mean trump was the in the nineteen fifties military balls. You know the men are on this side. The women are on this side and trump was the brave mother. Fucker went into the middle. And it's like we can be racist and then everyone got onto the dance floor. But also i think because it was such class we tend to forget that like they were making effigies and hanging them and trees and burning them and calling him a muslim. And all these as if that's an insult and then all these other things so it's just because he he really embodied the when they go low we go. Hi at worked for him at that administration doesn't seem to work in any other scenario especially one that radically changed when trump went to the middle of the dance floor and some of the people that voted for obama and voted for trump. The only voted for obama because he was only black friend that was articulate and and and and was educated. I like the other blacks out there. Maybe get them straight. You a bunch of the get out get out. I would have voted for obama. Third time a little bit racist though still. He's so you know. Oh my god. He's a well dressed. He's you know he's he's articulate. He's he's a good one. He was when he needed people. Thought maybe he'll get these other line you know but you got your right chris. Now's a great point. You gotta keep in. Mind that when obama was in he was receiving racism openly from other political figures. Out there man. God i forgot donald new green newt gingrich's and ms but was a part of this but when he fist-bump his wife all these corny white politicians. This racist fuck. They said oh that was a that was a terrorist act. Now we're a secret move right there. I met him for brenna tan suit. They dominate people. Talk out of his biggest scandal at office right. The tan suit. Like i know we had the oil spill and the drone programs and all that shit but it was the suit that like that was headline news for weeks. Yeah yeah suit gate. That was the biggest thing we had with him. Man let's not forget. The you know the disrespect that people had for him. You're you ally. You know people that they they would never do. They'll allow decorum was lost when he was in there people. That's and that's where the people you don't understand. That's what the seeds of aggression begin that we now that we see where we are with trump and some stuff that we have gone on those seeds were laid when obama was in on this at a p. You're saying argh if obama's the president thing he had problems to whatever ivo form just you know full disclosure. But i'm just telling you the politics aside. The man was highly disrespected and some of that disrespect. It's crossed open to the to the political environment that we see displayed in the white house. Right now. this is crazy somebody. That was a flight suit to man. They did everything to blocked his mail and every decision that they could and mitch. Mcconnell is gonna do everything to do with biden. People i mean. That's that's the one thing. I did want to say look. I'm really glad we got someone that i personally. Perceived as the biggest threat to democracy potentially at office. Anything could happen. Let's not put the cart before the horse. But i a lot of people feel a little disappointed. You still feel that. Seventy million people voted for that. We wanted this harsh referendum. And when i'm coming out from it seems like it's a moral victory but we have a lot of work to know we still supremely divided. The senate may still remain a republican control. Which would hamper a lot of the plans of the biden administration wanted to do so. Yeah like go out and get drunk for a night but then realize we gotta be sober on monday because we have a lot of work to do this. Why i said people was talking about this thing. Early about undestanding. We've got to be a country that starts to understand. I mean we've got to sit down. I don't wanna yell at trump supporters right. Now i don't want to. I don't know if i want to be friends with them. But i definitely don't want to. I don't wanna yell. I wanna scream anymore. I just i think we all need to have some understanding because now we see that this country is not what people thought it was people. The you know the people of this country just as bigoted as they were years ago and they want to dominate. They wanted to pretty much. Say make america great again became such a gray slogan because it was a secret. Call to take things back to the fifties when you know rich mike. Trump is senator. Tom about this the suburbs. He wants to get this vision of the suburban white family with the dan. That was control. Mom her place in every other negro on his dash knowing his place which means not supposed to be here. There are people who want that. They don't want certain people to be here. They don't want this dynamic shift change. You know they don't they would and never even existed by the way america was never great for everybody to keep that in mind make america great again for who sherline certainly wasn't great for the people who couldn't vote certainly one great for the people who was second class citizens and by the way that was for those of you who are very young is still wasn't that long ago so you know right now we need to keep in mind like if you really listen to things here if you're a racist so when there's nothin anybody's gonna do about that. I mean if you hard core they man you do you know hopefully You'll want you'll have some understanding to. Maybe you'll have an experience that changes you if have somebody who bought the as open minded as you were for years ago. Is the time to really reflect on. Net were you. What did you do in the for the elections. How did you vote. who how many how. Many black friends of friends of color gave friends. What how many. How many do you really have. And how many of you really understand those people. This is a top. Everybody start very uncomfortably open about themselves because man is a lot of people who they don't have it as good as you. There's a lot of people who no matter what no matter what that they will nickle white they clean up a walkaway embiid just fine. I don't have that luxury and you don't. You don't have that luxury. I think it's really imperative that i know the reaction right now is. Let's delete every trumper that we kept around on our facebook. Let's let's let's do this thing where we stop listening to people all together and i think that's such a dangerous thing I i honestly believe if you talk to somebody like one on one a lot of the times you can. You can really find common ground and could respect each other as people. A james baldwin has that. We can have a discussion on civility but not one that That not one. That debate is about my right to exist. And i think that that's where we are where it gets really hard to meet that ignorance with love when you're like. Oh i'm less than two. You got into some argument with someone about that. It's like what you're saying that i'm less than because of the color of my skin. That core your less than for the color of your skin. I can't capitulate to that at the same time. It's like without trying to build some bridges. This isn't going away like the even. If trump lewis says he could start his own network which is already talked about e could also run again in two thousand twenty four and the only way i think we avoid that is by not demonizing people. Because i would. I would wager this and i think you know. This is the same socioeconomic things that people joined the clan or the same things that make inner city black kids join gangs like it's very much the same thing it's lack of education. Its lack of being around people that are different from you as well and so it's like look i get it. You never want to capitulate to racist. And i don't think you should but i do think that we have to try to hope that people can be the best version of themselves. Otherwise we've already fucking lost. I mean i get it. No you're right and now see some things in but you because you've always heard me say it is by no means. I mean you have to try to take the high road and beat be quiet and be soft spoken and what now manda. I'm tired of that too. I will listen. I will talk to people. But i don't have to take people's shit. Don't sit here and tell me about god. I'm sitting here fucking tired of hearing about god from people it'd be one point i'd be like hey you know whatever i get you live that live but if you if again if you somebody who voted for trump. I don't want to have fucking dot your mouth man. Get the fuck away from me with that because you know if you really did care then you would care about. The that have been separated from their parents. You would care about your fellow personnel. Was that that that they're their their safety. They feel like they're safeties endanger. You know that that's you wouldn't vote for man who lies. Cheats only a puts out racist and homophobic and sexist rhetoric except for is that one particular issue. That really appeals to me. But i can't forgive all the others so you can forgive him making me feel like this country doesn't care about me so i don't want to hear fucking god out of your mouth at as far as i'm concerned is a guy who fucking hate you so i don't wanna hear this shit. I do want to get an emotional weather report from you. Because i will say this that this veil i told you after. Monday's show i'm like i'm sorry that was low energy. I'm fucking horrified. I do feel a little bit better. I mean like i say we have plenty of work to do. The work doesn't stop and we gotta be early boisterous about that but it does. I woke up feeling like the most hopeful. I have a couple of years. I think it's minnesota something that we needed. This slight life relief for people like us you know not for the people who share out their complain and whatnot. But you know. I'm just tired of seeing all this shit man with these people losing losing their minds and being very sore losers i was around when gore had to succeed to bush because a florida and guess what people they rallied. They protested. They got mad. And then when it was done and gore conceded. Everybody was cool. You know maybe not wanted to send cuba's like it is what it is. We have to let it go. You know when trump collected the system may be broken but we believe in the system. That's the fucking problem. Yeah when trump was elected. I was broken. I was terrified. But what i do i said all right you know what the people voted even though he lost the popular vote really. But all right. So what you know. This is where the system works but now he's in. Let's just see what happens in the next four years. Maybe we can find some kind of middle ground to work with and it did not work out that way so but you know what so be it. He was elected and we had to. We had to accept it. Nobody lost this shit about it. You know the way people lose shit right now. The man looks like he's gonna lose. Quit being fucking childish and it man because that's the way this country's really supposed to work except what is happening right now and let's try to work to make it better for whatever for whatever that's worth so anyway anyway people. You know how we always in the show didn't like maybe win and it feels like we're still on a downer ending somehow. What happened there because at the country still fucking there that voted for a very tight race and i have to walk into a room thinking now like okay. Who the fuck in here doesn't care about me. You know who could give a shit list whether they blatantly just flat out. Don't give a fuck about somebody like me. Are they think they do but they contributed to that. I have to look at that now. It's a very very paranoid feeling. I feel like i'm fucking science fiction film. Well this is again. Why think like individualism. George carlin has a quote worry. Says i hate people. But i love the person when you look in someone's eyes you can see the stars and i think that's really true when i was watching borat and to you know what. I was really amazed by as much as we have this. Like oh h foreigners phobic and stuff like that that you saw that during the first movie where he does the the national anthem but he thinks kazakhstan right like. That's an angry mob. One one like you can tell. The people are uncomfortable. But they don't admonish him. They try to educate. And i think that's because deep down you can relate to someone person to person but you can't relate to a mob and i think i totally get what you're saying it's going to be taxing and troubling but i think we can do it yes and like i said man. I'm down to talk with anybody. I i will tell you. Fool to ship a full of shit. I'm not out to attack anybody so enough of that going on. Man i mean like i say if somebody sat down in front of me with a mega hat right now my impulses not to get on tack mode. I just have to be like you know what. I'm gonna call you on your shit that where i feel like it's necessary but if you listen to me i listen to you. We might walk away not agree at all but we gotta talk about this shit man you. Yeah so anyway folks there we go there. We go people believe it or not. It's been fun to blast. Yeah man and thank you guys for being here. And i want thank you guys a look and you guys know you guys know. It's a hard moment right now. We all have our defenses up. But i do appreciate you guys. I do appreciate diversity more than anything a do appreciate all of you and i don't want anybody ever that i'm singling you out. We get into arguments things like this happen. I talk about you know certain people you might say white people and whatnot. I do not mean feel like they're are being singled out. I don't want anybody to feel like they've been made to feel uncomfortable. I love you are and we should all be able to should be able to be able to hang out with each other and not only talk about these things but conference each other. And i get much comfort from you guys the community right here otherwise. I wouldn't be doing this as long as i've done it. So thank you thank you so much everybody you guys be kind to each really become in think about each other. Think about everybody else besides yourself. Sometimes it'll be we'll get along a lot better and all but thinking about yourself take care of yourself is crazy out there right now christian. Thank you sir. Thank you toasties. You're all amazing. Can't wait till monday. Stay safe yeah. Yeah folks and we will see you. It's going to be interesting to see what happened next couple of days. But we can't wait to see you on the next one k cooymans. Go dot com. That's casey ma. In z at dot com. Email with any kind of questions. Comments compliments insults input and our advice his up on the social media's instagram twitter and the base book remember also folks that may have a stream coming up where we'll be talking about talking about. I'll be showing you some of the artwork that were doing animation that we got going on. I just made it a thin draw while we show you the layoffs that were doing and maybe just come in and talk every now and then we'll see how it goes but no matter what i'm doing you a very busy person. Somebody some help christian tarez you find me on instagram christian dot monster facebook stores other than that. I will see you all on monday. Please be saved yes. 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Dark Shadows with Jamie Loftus

Blank Check with Griffin & David

1:50:00 hr | 2 years ago

Dark Shadows with Jamie Loftus

"Jonah? What say? Show with Chad. Here are my terms ghost out to hell and swiftly. Please. There may awesome modest himself. Suckle from your diseased podcast great disease. What what's the word teat? As modi? As as Modi as Modi. You know, everyone's seventeenth favorite character. Seventeen favorite hell demon. Yes. Hello, everybody. My name is Griffin Newman lot of hell talk. And you don't see. Hell, no. He's made a hell movie has he? No. I mean think so. Has under were under dead dimensions. Yes. But no, I guess not be hollow has a hell tree yet. He has a lot of like portals to house over there. In the neighborhood. It's the right over your shoulder. My name my name is Griffin Newman. You already said that I'm David SIMS. I was trying to look you up. So we can have a rhythm going is a podcast called blinked. Check with Griffin and David rehash. Check the to France. Those up we'd like to talk about filmography Jimmy like that directors have massive success early in their careers series blank checks, given to them. Sometimes those checks clear and sometimes they bounce as a motives. Okay. Ben just shook his head. Jamie. We say we're talk every every show has. Just like I like, the guest talk. No, you can talk. We are. We are to cough. The reason I say that we're the two friends is because that that is our competitive advantage in the podcast. We're two friends fence. Yeah. Because it is a little bit. Lot of podcast people talk about movies yourself host one pass. I know Jimmy Loftus is our guest today. Tasse writer, and we were trying to figure out like, okay. What makes us stand out in this landscape? And we went on to friends. Yeah. Yeah. Then not a lot. It's usually to acquaintances. Yes. Sure. People who co worker friends, here's three friends. Yeah. Right. Elvers? Oh god. That's the worst. I don't want to listen to a podcast recorded between lovers. I just don't. What if that is that are there lover podcasts? There are a lot of like, especially they start with like how are you doing lover like that? No. They talk about like, they're like, oh my God the milk at our house. And it was like I can't listen to your your. It's they're boring. I'm not gonna drag anyone by name. But there is an entire culture. And they're very successful of like to stand ups who are married host a podcast together about there's at least. Okay. I really like. And then the rest are are are about the milk at the house. Yeah. Do you wanna say the one you like the one I like is couples therapy? Paradigm. They're great Andy Becker. They are great. I have not heard. They are there used to be a Manashe, but they're done. Yes. Ben pot. Oh, yeah there, but they don't like us news. No used to produce a show called Menasheh twat producer of this show with Murph Meyer, juicer produer band, talk to guest sex is. Tiber on it once. Loria which talked about my seat lover attack. I was single at the time. So I was like more interesting downturn. Let's talk about God. Casting single slippery slope is the sheets. The people like listen to it. And they're like, I heard you on thing. And you're like, yeah. Kind of revealing too much about my life. He's not. Right. Ben single right now there. Yeah. And then and then you're crush finds it and then they're they're like, oh, you're gross. Right, right. If I can say to things one thing you've been single on this podcast for you know, stretches you've had some single stretches. I'm single most of the threat was trying to finesse. No, I was gonna say. This probably will competent earlier episode recording things out of order the way we became friends with being single. Well, yes. But also, we both Menasheh twat listed the same pop culture crash. Yeah. You're right. You're right. You're right. And of course, it was it was same. I pop culture culture, crush Lydia. Be friends with each other. Right, right. That's right to friends with each other. And then you're like, hey, there's something do this this too. We're on to something smells like oil. Nobody. I mean, you know, you had been reluctant to timber on this podcast, and I had to wear you down over a series of years. I had to rope a dope you realize he was one of the things that kind of brought us together. And then the second thing I want to say is that producer vanished graduate to a series of titles or the course different Mary such as Kyle producer Benko Lovie Bennett. Shamlan Bensaid's save anything events with a dollar sign war Hawes produer Bain bangs like puns, Mr. n critical Minnie's nineteen the pedal maker, giving me everyone with Nancy hustle. They're not really. That's fine. He could take early. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's just the listing off. And I'm like, okay. You would be to hear the people were angry when I dropped it from the show. We were like look the name thing. Take so long the guests are so confused by can we stop doing joy right Griffin? Was sick of doing. It turns out. That's yeah. You drop blunting. And then it turns out that was the only thing people ever cared for ships. We have we have a Beetlejuice segment that I do every every time we do show, which is does build us. Come. What's gaps are dry scabs? I was sick of saying because it does make me feel sick too. Right. But then when I stopped. Look, we we have so little to offer people in glad that they have. They enjoyed the names and the scabs and whatever we give him that. Yes. Are you a Beetlejuice fan? What is your relationship temper? Everyone's got eight strong timber stance. One way or the other I've been in and out on timber. I used to be strong into TB. I was I I was like actively trying to date hot topic managers who'll you my TV. Yes. Tag different sort of almost like not even because I really liked it. But because it was just kind of crucial wanted to. Yeah. Date the skateboarder who is the assistant manager hot topic. Specific by there is a tight. But also there was one sort of there is there was one. I mean, there is kind of two they've okay, here's a lot of skateboarder, boys. And I wanted to do all of them, and they would all work at the hot topic. And so I didn't realize 'til recently. I thought I had seen nightmare before Christmas. Not true. I've been to a hot topic. I thought that you've seen it on sweatshirts you seen sort of like a picture book. If you look through a hot topic, you can see half the movie and after a while I was just like I've seen this. I will say that is one of those movies that like you take a stop watch to it. It's actually like sixty seven minutes long share credits. Yeah. It was to me. Have seen the entire movie through merchandise? Honestly that movie is so short that you probably have seen represented across all the different items. They sell their that is their everyone's pushing the whole Jack Sally thing, but there in three scenes together and in two of them, he's actively nagging her. He's not he's like shut up and make my suit. Like, this is the this is the sweat shirt moment. Unbelievable. The big fan that movie. I don't think it works best as a love story. But it is weird. That movie has just become this thing that's like picked apart and people used to represent whatever like in their dark soul. They want reflected back to them the good away like that used to be like an AM away. Message like Jack to my. Khanates who song that was like we'll be like, Jack and Sally. Like. God I. Crystallized. It is like. I think that was a moment though, because that was sort of like what it's like twenty five years. I I feel sick. Twenty five years. Right. I feel like like, you know, ten years in two thousand and three thousand three I think is when it went from being like, okay movie was like marginal when it came out. And if it came to cold success, and then it became like a sweatshirt, a mainstream canonical generational thing. Everyone had seen it when they were a kid, and they were all grown up now. And they're all like, yeah. That's that's a tradition that move, right? Yeah. And that blink one. Eight two song was around that time, which is when hot topic becomes like ninety nine percent nightmare for Christmas merchandise. This is when we are all teenagers on a Jack's kellington sweatshirt. Convinced side's seeing the movie. Just for the first time a couple of days ago. I really really well. We just didn't episode on it. And I thought I had seen the move. I think the fact that like the merchandise still felt like edgy because the movie people didn't fuck and get it when it came out. It's like, skeletons and bones. He's like go. Regular man. But. Prequel? My favorite thing is to call skeletons skeleton. But but did no Disney marketing machine like amped it up and the kids were like that fucking cookie cutter. Disney stuff. I like this other sweatshirt produced by dizzy, and we really showed them by purchasing. Those sweatshirts say became like the all. Jack and rose, you know, if your basic booking Tanic shit. I I like the puck. And twist check and rose. What's your? That'd be crea-. I feel like hot topic. Now, like all the stuff that hot up stand for his become so mainstream that the way they could go back around to being all to take things that used to be the most mainstream and reclaim them as Colt they should do that right to go all in on like my best friends wedding. Or whatever stores are now like name for Christmas, dead pool and Harley Quinn, so universally popular. I can't even pull gives me a migraine. A hint deal with it. To be fair to be fair to say, it hurts your head a little bit to think about the fact that he knows that he's in a movie, it's true. I mean when he gives us a little look, and he we know he's in on the joke. I'm like, oh my God. This is to this is to there was someone. I was dating this saw pool to so many times. So many times is to more than more than two times. And this also recent history it was at the past couple of months. Couple of months, we're no longer together. Congratulations to there's sometimes. Was like, Jamie. These actually say what you will. But there's actually some really good cut-away jokes or like some some good. Oh, no, no, no some really top notch. Fourth wall breaks as I. Like appeal to you is like, you're a comedian you. Yes, do his favorite comedian. Well, which is something that he said, do you think? There was something going for this guy. Right. Was roadscholar topic, man. Manage a Nobel prize is a very specific type that I go for regardless of where your brains at. And so he's big physical was just and we're and we're like, we're good friends still. But you know, there were certain there was some ups like deadpool. Deadpool was his favorite comedian which hurt me personally as I mean. And also, I am not sure if he knows deadpool's not a real man who exist, I think he does. But he doesn't speak deadpool as if he's officiant. It is crazy that was never on herald. It's kind of crazy. True, true talent. Yes, teach a class though. Right. He does. But it's more of like a storytelling class. So it's one of those classes where the the getting the credit doesn't help you. Now, you gotta jokes because you love it. You love it deadpool's cool. We all going to see the PG thirteen deadpool re-cut. It's coming out of Christmas day comes out. Well, seen it many times on the record. It changed the world in president now president. Right. That was it. That was just that was the crucial thing he needed. Fed pool is daddy. Was there a point for you? Because I find I find there are, you know, most people especially of our generation like timber growing up. And then there are the people like myself who like it's like the xc can't get over. I still keep on giving him another shot. Sure. And the people like David words like I can't deal with it anymore. I'm fully done. Okay. I'm fully done. So what I did. I loved over there. And that was my Tim Burton. That's your your premium. My question is because I find it's different for people. What was your point of no return? What was the one? We went like fuck this. I need to be running down some some. So you know, you got your early birds? You know, you've got your peewee or Beetlejuice Edward Fatman miracle. Yes. Then we're in the nineties hurts got Mars attacks Bohol, their planet of the apes with Walberg, easy to skip over fish didn't love big fish, but stayed with them Charlie and the chocolate factory. And now we're getting into the dark shadows zone. The sort of Johnny Depp starve vehicles own. It was I was the right age at Charlie. The factory. So I was still on board till they're got corpse bride Sweeney. Still there two thousand ten though Allison wonderland. And so that his biggest hit ever seen that sounds so good. No. It's that movie. And it's a thing that kind of doom some that it was that success successful it costs that much and it star, Johnny Depp. So I guess he was sort of like I need to do really expensive things that star, Johnny Depp. Like is that then move for me like right right right with dark shadows. And I guess he has depth since dark shadows. No, no. That's that's the last one for now. Horizon. I don't know. I just seem like there's been some kind of a schism. Yeah. Else? Another timber seems very willing to forgive bad people for doing band thing who also reside. Well, I'm talking about how he basically is like I love white people like how he's kind of like a low key white supremacist. So I don't really trust his moral, compass. I think he would cast Johnny Depp again and again. Hey, so David we're actually in my apartment curse. Right. We are. We're in small fine. That's what I like to call it medium. Okay. Yeah. It's called a regular. Regular. Cerny way. I wanted to tell the listeners about stamps dot com. Oh, stamps dot com. Friends of the show, they are so stamps con- brings all the amazing services of the US postal service right to your computer. That's true. Whether you're a small office sending invoices and online sellers shipping out products or even aware warehouse. Sending thousands of packages a day stamps dot com can handle it all with ease. I know about stamps dot com. 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This movie is like a couple of things coalescing at once one. Is that like Johnny Depp has fully become the guy who like has Burton's checkbook, and is like, do you mind? If I go write a check under your name and just make it. And this was like the first time the debt comes to Burton is like this is specific thing. I want to do. Depth passion project. Which is funny. Depp was obsessed with the show. Yes. When he was a little kid on trial. Right. And so that was like, I guess one of his icon ick like sort of hope for roles, right? His like series of like four horrible flops in a row that kill his career before he starts also being a horrible person on top of that. Right. And the cornerstone of this period is Johnny Depp. Now has the capital to play all the characters. He wanted to play when he was a kit. So it's like he idolizes hunter S Thompson. He does other hunters Tom's as the run. I saw that movie by accident. Did you just order rum? And they were like through here. It was at a movie theater that the it was the movie theaters fault. I went to showed you the wrong. Showed you the wrong move. Yeah. And they're like, you stay or you can they literally trying to say I forget that was what like two thousand eleven. Yeah. I don't know. I was not trying to see the room diary. And then it I in the middle is like it was like a few minutes. And I was like this isn't what I I don't know where I don't know where I was. But then I saw home movie by accident. And how was it? It was really bad. I have not seen the band. Not really bad Barnabus Collins and Tonga were his favorite characters child wanted to play them. And then he caps it off of Mordecai who is his modern favorite character. I love these books gotta make more to and and the mortifies that's like that doesn't even make any money. So that's like the final nail pick projects anymore. John, then he's cooked, John, John. After that is when he starts being like if you wanna murder to be on an Orion express all do it. Like, whatever cash. Yes, he started. Why guys gonna break my leg starts coming on to her? Devours cash and eat souls. In the dark shadows. Man Hort was rolling stunt where it's basically being like, look, you might not be here from me much longer. Tv. I oh. There's there's a part of that piece. It's one of the best dream of like sort of like entertainment profile writing I've ever seen where it says like Johnny announces in the room where it's like his lawyer his bodyguard chef like only people hangs out with people who work for him. He never leaves his castle. Right. And he says like, hey, if we're gonna have dinner, we have some wine first, and then there's paragraph break one sense, which is just twelve hours later, we had still not started dinner. It's like a horrifying. A parody. I know we're talking a lot of depth on this miniseries. We're gonna have this is the final depth. So I guess salute. Yeah. Fuck off like he is like when I was a kid. You know, like, oh, yeah. Johnny Depp coolies lives in France on a boat. You know, he's like a physical. Thompson. Whatever smoke weed like he was like seeing he's kind of he's not Hollywood, you know. And now he's like a parody of a Hollywood star. Like, I was gonna say I think I might have made this joke. During twist Lee. Yes, I am. I made district sleepy hollow up. So, but he feels like the person that you're members being so dreamy when you were like seventeen then you look at the yearbook, and you're like this person's a fucking joke. Crush on when you're young reunion. He's doing fine. Flushing bottle of one? This is like the moment where we don't realize that he is a war criminal. And when he goes to his two favorite directors. And he is like orbin ski we're doing lone ranger timber. We're doing dark shadows. And he makes those two movies happen. And this was very much thing. Where like timber? It was like, yeah, I used to watch the show like a little bit. Johnny was a big fan. He really wants to do. He got me hired. And it feels like the impetus for this project being made was that Johnny Depp wanted to play Barnabus Collins, and that was where the ideas stopped and like Tim Burton's the director for Goths at this point. Right. Like this movie feels like like hat on a hat like him overdoing it. But it's weird that he did it. It's one of the movies that our friend Alex Ross Perry says feels like is directed by a shitty film school like protege of timbers rather than timber where he would see the trailer, and he'd be like what like be grade. Tim Burton knockoff directed. This move. Right. Right. Yeah. But you were your big fan of the show. I really liked the show. Yeah. My mom would show us up associates monger, little so we're all like total neophytes in this realm. Which is why they're excited we here at the fire, you of any of these you wanna talk about and you said like, you know, I like peewee my said he liked another one like I would love I love to poop on dark shadows. I love I would love to poop on that movie. Well, my my me, my mom, and my aunts were very excited to see it. Because when you heard about this movie, you were like awesome like their dark shadows. It's weird because it's like I've seen so many episodes of shadows. But it was just sort of like the background track to sure I house a lot of the time. And so we grew up with Barnabus and with with the show with my mom had a whole stack of VHS where she would take the old ones. I think they were like rare on scifi or something. And you know, we hadn't been watching them for a while. And then when the movie came out, my mom, like all moms Mazda. Oas like violently horny for Johnny Depp too. So this was like we were gonna see it like I came home from college to see it with her and she would have been mad if I saw it without her. So he's funny how he became like a mom crush in the two thousands like any parts of the Caribbean. Yes. 'cause then shook LA was sort of like preview of death as Molina joining stops being a hypocrite. And so one of my fav- Molina chill Dicken that one. He's like the guy who was like shouldn't be chocolate. Yeah. He is. He's sweet tea's. He's anti chuckle. But then you know, he learns a little something about himself as your top Hong mad from. I'm crazy just see Molina and he'll pop up in the weirdest fucking things. I'll say no, we're gonna say I'm sorry. He's just he's just a gifted. Can do anything. He could play pro shock a lot. He right. Anti could play like. The twin who's like benign love chocolate. Itself. We is a gifted man, and we love his we as chocolate. Yeah. I was gonna say about and I like what you were saying David about him just like showing up and things is if you look he's one of those guys like storied career, very well known very respected doesn't seem to have any ego and like you'll show up and do this for two days. It seems like he's in like four movies year because he's just let's do it. Cameo and not as unaccredited, but he's just like be seventeen on the call. She it's front runner in which part in that. Right. Not really no one has he hit. But he plays. Ben bradlee. Oh, he's off passing because Ben bradlee like a Boston Brahmin kind of deal we spine. He's in the office. He like look it used to be the newspapers to this and this. I mean, what can I tell you then cut willing to playing someone from Boston is my wet Wetering? That's very exciting. Yeah. I'm sorry. There's not enough of him. Then I would say still I mean as long as there, he shows up you you're like alpha Molina on he rolls up his sleeves. He he seems like yeah. Just a consummate pro you have like a top Molina for you million. He's got so much range. I wonder if there's like one or if they're a couple that for you are your your holy trinity. Maybe well, I mean shock laws a classic million. Wow. So okay, loved him in feud. He was terrip. Infused. Yes. And very well. My dad and a lot of smoking. Hot Molina kissing see sometimes, you know, if you between. Yeah. You don't get a kissing Fredo. He wasn't very that. Was he is he's he's a heartthrob and Frieda. This not one of my toe. I mean, doc. Claim as a list for most of that movie. Yeah. Well, sort of like, no pants like go to his nipples. And he's got a long trench coat on. Shirt. He's peck, he's leaving with peck. Doc, Mike, a big moment for me really hit a poster in my room, and my my I think my parents were like oh JV likes comic. But it wasn't. I believe arms, and he's sort of extending your. He's got his little, and it's it's great. Isn't intellectually true such. For that role. He'd like destroyed it. It's amazing. It's oh, he's just what elbow scenes where he's talking to you know, his his arm play heavier. I wish I saw him play Tevi. I tried. I remember that. Yeah. I tried really hard to run into him. Once I just let him walk, right? By me. Have you scared? How have you seen the the like a fiddle around the roof? Doc ock video that was Easter egg on the spider man to DVD. No. I think he was rolling straight from Spiderman two production into fiddler on the roof. They were latte it back to back. So he was like working on his Tevi while he was shooting practice. It a lot. And there's there's. With the arms Easter egg where he's in. It's I think it's when he's in the when he breaks into the coffee shop, so he's walking on the tentacles. Right. He's like elevated above the ground, and he starts doing if I was a rich man with the tentacles and the puppeteers are like helping him do it with the tentacles. Oh, that's great glorious. He just seems to have in class. That's just Alfred bullying. Have you seen strange stranger? You have. That's changing that is like Premo Molina that you need to check out. It's a little movie from my five years ago. I'll furred lean John Lithgow married in love fighting for their rights. Just a nice cute. Little couple who want the same rights as everyone else. Oh, my God, lean is a music teacher. He is. Of course goes a novelist or something because they find out. No he's a game in God effect that they're getting married before. There was sort of plausible deniability. He's just your room. It was sort of a don't ask don't tell. Now that you're married sad movie and Molina's the best part of it. And it's sad. Happy moving. You know, it's like a good sweet sweet movie. Very very nice. The rain. He recently, I found his his fin STA. What's this is real? He has a fenced and he saw frozen on Broadway. Recently. He travels quietly. We're talking about dark Chaz for good reason. But he should be mad. He's not in dark shadow. I'll I think he I always have theories that he was offered it and rejected. Absolutely. Not like, no. What was the thing? I was gonna say about Molina before we move on from the frozen wanna say this one. Have you seen that the tagline for the frozen musical is you've never seen frozen like this? No I've seen those ads. Yeah. Right. Yeah. We've only seen frozen the one for three years old. It's all exciting. You've never seen hamlet like this. It's like I've seen twenty hamlets. It's new that's a real selling point. Right. It's the second way to see it. Right. You've never seen frozen like this. You mean, not one hundred ten minutes and CGI animated not shown to make a child be quieter. So anyway, you had never seen dark shadows. Like this before you had seen this movie now. And and I mean, there's no turning back. Once you see this dark shadows. Now, the the TV show was soap opera aired five days a week. Yeah. Yeah. Most of the episodes of dark, shadows are bad and they're like two thousand episodes. There's an insane episode. There's a million episodes all of them are like what like they're they're all very short most of the stories. I couldn't like direct you to a specific episode of dark shadows. But I've seen hundreds of them. So your investment is more in sort of the thing as a whole than it is like you were so invested knees. Plotlines these characters these arcs. No, right. I mean, there's there's really like most Oprah's. There were no, you know, storylines that were worth getting into making turned it. Yeah. It was five up says week. But it was it was great. I loved loved Barnabus and yet. Yeah. And even like when the movie was announced Johnny Depp felt like if elt forced to be like, he's Barnabus. I don't really think he's going to do a good job. And then sure enough he did do a job. But it was one of those things where like I think it went like, oh, they can't get dark shadows made unless you have stars biggest Johnny Depp. And it was like, no, it's like, the only reason this move is being made because Johnny Depp wants to play this like, I don't think he would have gotten meat, otherwise, I don't know wonders was itching to make a dirt shadows moving, and it's not like dark shadows was like that was something that people were like, when's the movie in a happen? I the General Hospital movie that's not gonna although I would. It's different rating factor time was that. It was a John Russo proper. Yes. And so for people it was like a cross ocean between like monster movie kids and Saifi kids opera fan, but moms could watch right? That was sort of the breaking point. Because wasn't it sort of like initially. It was just kind of slightly spooky regular soap opera. And then they started like adding in more the fantasy stuff worked for them. Like artists comes in. Eric. And then all and then Barnabus if I'm remembering correctly quickly becomes the central? It was like, oh, yeah. Early was supposed to be at a family, and then the next door neighbor took over and then ended up being the the Barnaby show. Just sort of like this is like a gothic family. So. Becomes like where wolves in van peers, and and skeletons and there's a lot of skeletons. Yeah. A lotta their soap opera jump scares nothing. Like give me give me just tastes. I haven't seen the show in years. But it's like someone opens the door in a scout known a wire like falls out is that what we're talking jump scare right after a love seat in a way. That's very jarring where you're you know, like part of whoever the what are fuck of the week is they're they're having this intimate conversation. And it's like, and then and then it cuts to commercial and you come back and sometimes the jump scare isn't even addressed. They just have to be like punctuate. Gallatin are killing. Killington jump scares our thing, that's like, you know, about like precision filmmaking craft even when they're sort cheap exploited so badly, timing and composition. It's like, okay, we have to shoot eight pages of dialogue in a one. Or that's a five shots and we're doing to takes right? That's the thing that soap opera actors always talk about is like you got no time to work on can't be precious about a can't either. Barely any time to memorize much less. Love soap operas so much. Do you? Do you have any in the rotation? I know my mom was we would watch the old soap operas, but she would also watch General Hospital port Charles or she said put child Charles, and oh, what was the other days of our lives three every single night. 'cause I had a friend who is a huge like passions fan back. When was funny. Was kind of the dark shadows. Another started out normal. And then like they. Right. Right. Right. Right. Yeah. Fuck with passions. All my children. I think it's kind of a dead art form. Now, there are there's only four left, and they mostly migrated like Hulu and online platforms now, right because the network like canceled them, and there was a big campaign to be like we're shoving waiting till the last fan dies only four left are young. And the restless holding a beautiful General Hospital days our lives, those the only surviving. So one of those on Hulu now, my wrong, whatever whatever. So you go see this with your own end, your grandmother, rather to amounts to your mom and your own. Yes. And does everyone walk out. Is it the mood anger? Is it sort of disillusionment is a disappointment or is or is there like actual like vicious sort of like thank God it wrong. I was upset when we left my mom was just as horny as when she arrived didn't really even everything was bad. She was she was a. He'll walk. Yeah. Handicapped by how her she is for Johnny Depp. She cannot discern what a bad Johnny Depp movie is. Well, her takes on DEP is bad are bads. Johnny Depp innocent like. She can't she can't have. She can't see him objectively is she like did she see like pirates five or whatever. Like, she'll she'll be there for the movies. Like, I mean, she she sees them. All she may not see them all in theaters, anywhere. But we all my aunts were disappointed. I was upset and my mama's. The shadows eight plus. Wow, look at that. Did you see the makeup on him his he looked oh she did his face looked very sharpen? This certainly does. Hey loss for the film contours of his in this one. And there's also yes, there's a lot of contouring on him to this is a movie where he's doing like full expressionist makeup on all these actors, and then it feels like digitally augmenting beyond that is one of those movies where it feels like timber is kind of frustrated that they're not all stop motion puppets. And he makes everyone as heightened as well has one of the characters be a porcelain person. Coat. No well that, but no, I mean, even greens like, we're. Chatters at the end there. Yeah, there I also remember this movie the screenplay. The screenplay was written by someone who I was like in college in this movie came out, and it was written by an Emerson alum. And I remember telling my mom like this is like this is maybe I could do this. And then it was the wars. Abraham lincoln. Mr. He's a I mean, this was the most were Hollywood was like really hot on him because there had been bidding war for for ABRAHAM LINCOLN, which timbers. I didn't say like people were going crazy when they were trying to option it. And then like he was one of those things where they were like just look at that title. That's all you need. He's they were so enamored of the concept. There was also it was one of those ways. We're deadline was posting stories for months about like the race to cast ABRAHAM LINCOLN is down to only ten actors. Now, it was hair. Gardo heroes for him. Can it was the same time that's ex- night or was trying to cast man of steel. And there was a big thing where they were reaching from the same pool, and they were like what's his name? Matt you good has pulled himself out of contention for ABRAHAM LINCOLN. Because he thinks he can get superman. They all jockeying between those two movies. One brother sets up a big overall deal with him and Jeffrey Katzenberg, son called cats and Smith. Oh, and Entertainment Weekly. Did this like two page spread about like how cats and Smith is shaking up Hollywood with bold new ideas, are they disrupted? They were like these guys are disruptors. They're they're Hollywood, but they're a little different and their list of things they were doing that were outside the box where like they want to reboot. Gremlins? They want a revote like it was just them rebutting properties. And they're like these guys are a little twisted there. And so this was John August had tried to write this movie someone else who tried to write this movie. I mean from what I know credit. Bought the rights from the estate of Curtis created the show. They threw to John August wrote a script they threw that out. He got story credit Graham Smith came in wrote his script that was what they did sit by the end of this movie. You're just like they're so in like the last the back half. But also the last third of the movie there's so much stuff that happens that just yours. Like, how are we why it's a lot of setup point. I was like jeeze how long is this movie minute checked on like, oh, it's almost over. Wait a second. Is there is anything? Right. Yeah. So my understanding at the time, I remember reading interviews and stuff and sort of saying they had sort of been green lit without a script. They were like. Fine. That's money in the Bank, especially this is the one right after Allison wonderland zillion dollars. They were just like whatever the fuck. These guys wanna do. Sure. Right. And so I think they had the green light the John August script doesn't working. I think they had a couple of the writers who didn't get credit try to come up with scripts, and then limi-, what's truly crazies. They released this in may guess how is this not releasing like over whatever, you know. Summer move slot. They PG thirteen movie about a horrid guy. Yeah. Folks through town like vampire, right? And it's also like it. It's got that thing like the Orrville where it's like is this a comedy or not right or do you just really like this show there? Yeah. It feels kind of like a fan film. If feels like those guys like got together and self-funded like more episodes of Star Trek bought erase, right? Yeah. I'm forgetting what that's called Star Wars Star Trek star. She's cry Star Trek not voyage zoos. I think it's new voyages. Yeah. It feels a little like that except with a hundred and fifty million dollars cute because it's like they do one episode every like two years so fucking law. And then they'll get the old actress, George Takei up, right? But the the story I remember hearing at the time that Graeme Smith was like, I know how to fix this movie and came in and gave him this crazy. We go for the rafters, and they kind of let him like like steer the ship because it didn't seem like Tim Burton had any sense of what the story he wants to tell was. He is often said interviews, I wouldn't know a good script. If it hit me. He knows what he likes. He doesn't write like bright scripts himself, and he admittedly grew up on trash cinema like he really liked pulpy genre like, you know, like being movie programmers. So I think they were like this Graeme Smith kid is coming in. He's real hot. He's telling us that he knows how to make this movie work, and they just handed him all the story, the stories disaster the stories the worst thing about this cr-. It's not it's not you. This ActiveX scenes of like, Helena, Bonham cars betrayed me. I will kill her neck seen making the dad go away go away dead. And then the next I don't even there's like five in a row, they have nothing to do with each other. They have no bearing on in the Johnny Depp's character behaves entirely different wave seen by seeing once. Vampire and the other one look, you know, you're not pulling your weight. Like, I was very. So fucking stupid. Really? Sorry. It starts kind of fun. Yeah. Yeah. It was fine with I like an I like the idea of like he comes back. I am a sucker for like a lady doctor. I'm from on time ago. I know that shit. Any culture clash comedy any fish out of water, especially when they're that? Boy. Boy, do I like to hack I still like us. Sure. Elf with vampires. Michelle Pfeiffer is just sort of air like sweeping around funding. It. We were still so yes, it's. There. There's no point in putting this white. Why did I know why they chose the seventies? But they should have just chosen. Yeah. Maybe they should just I guess the seventies is just like for the show. Period piece on top of period piece was a stupid. He's up in the seventies rather than. Yeah. It doesn't make sense especially because it's it's like a it's like a reverse Austin powers kind of thing. Right. Right. You know? But the other part of it is that like he's so confused by all they're like modern ways. But the ways that he perceives as modern are antiquated to us. It's confusing. Yeah. He's kind of a dirty dog. He's attorney, you know. And he's off because it's like the seventies. He's a freak he's free. He's he's definitely a free there. I didn't like the throwaway khloe grace where this was like the most Seth Graham Smith like edge Lord line of all time or she's like, yeah. I'm aware wolf let's try to make a big deal about like I've got to throw us out of this mega bus. I forgot about that line. See? Okay. So this is my defense. This quickly grace Mertz ever met a teenager and or looking as an Android planted by the government. I'm so I've had it when we need one of these young adults stars where do we get one of those? Now, Dr hobby built her and they only said seven of the ten key words before. Away the flesh carnival. What's it called? I I fear fluffy. I want to be caught stealing something at a department store. So she goes away for a couple of years like that. Trouble. Yeah. This is my defense. I will not be able to throw much speier behind. I do kind of like how much this movie just goes insane. In the last fifteen minutes. I do I do. Jimmy, just like kitchen sink like everything excess like just fucking like why not why not just make fucking problem? Integrity. Like, why not have everyone? Let me sum up the movie, though, it's like ten minute prologue where you're like what the fuck is gonna have to. Very straight gothic tortuous like sleepy hollow ask like all narrated rations. This tragic love story. Kind of reminded me of the beginning of Frankenstein a movie I really love never seen by. The biggest. Which adds Lord wrote that what's mitt Landis. Yeah. Right. No. That wasn't. Fucking stein's. I Frankenstein is written by different edge. The third edge Lord. The Lord's consign his the air and Eker one with Stewart's. Any like wrote directed. It was his lifelong dream. And he clearly says it up to be a franchise was like. Like, it's also one of those things where as hot Frankenstein, right? Right. Right. Right. One with. Ebore right. The monsters barely in that one. I Frankenstein my favorite thing about is. They still like want him to have the stitches because that's part of Frankenstein. But they wanted to be like really fucking hot. He plays advantage time. And it's just it the crazy Frankenstein is that it's not really about Adam Stein at all. It's about the war between Davidson gargoyles, right? He's the. The the underworld was shot in like, Gary. It was shot in somewhere in eastern Europe. And it's oh. Percent on rotten tomatoes. Like, I don't take that seriously. But it's it's it's cool to see Adam Frankenstein wake up in the modern day. And he goes to rave, but he's like what is this? And then he's like, then finds gargoyles friends. He's like oh thank God. The court, please the leader of the gargoyles. Oh my God. What he dies? The World Series. You're asking where it was shot. It was shot inside a tax loophole. Attacks. No say about is obviously the logic of Frankenstein's like he's got the stitches because he was together from different bodies. But they don't want him to be in any way sexually unappealing. So in the movie, he looks like he was stitched together by from seven different Aaron Eckhard's. Totally symmetrical. Yes. It'd be good though. Like, yeah. This is Erin Brockovich to you. This one is no reservations that car. Like, all the experts. All the boys are all they're very hot in that movie. Imagine cutie. Yes. Imagine being like Erin Aker having you're on in the two thousands, you go a little cold. Then like thank you for smoking, sorta revive's you then you play like fucking to face in the dark, not you're like, jeez, I'm back baby. Where do I cash in my chips? I Frankenstein all in Franken. I would argue Frankenstein is the as his his little indie Frankenstein that he was wanted to make a long time. Passion project Frankenstein. I mean, sullies gotta get him. Some more come off snicker bars using sully I haven't seen selling. I mean, I feel like I you're in for Sally. I'm in for. I mean, my whole family sauce. Elliot. I didn't see. So I mean, you sort of one must they're all from sully land is call it the sauna Solly Ville. It's it's really it's called sully Vilnis. Yeah. They renew to sell Ville. Because of the high population of Sally's in appreciation for selling. So there is there is a one point in high school where my best friend, and my poli were absolutely truly different two different boys. Wow. Yeah. Sullies invinci-. I know you're in men God. Yeah. Do you? Remember mensa? Thing. I guess you're on Twitter these unless on Twitter, I'm Waylon on Twitter. I got kicked off again. That's a couple times for you. What was it this time this time, well, once I- infuriated Mensa every time that happens after that is just they'll report anything I'd say, and then sometimes it'll work the the tweeting kicked off his I threatened, quote, unquote, the Zamboni twins which are. Yes. So you threaten to fictional creations of your own, and they flagged it as Ireland's. Zamboni. And and they're like she's gotta get off. You should have just said some anti-semitic things, and then you never would have gotten band ever. Nope. Nope. Verify. 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It was one of those movies where it's like they're clearly hiding something because there are no posters. No trailers. No one's talked about it. And then like a trailer went up in March. Everyone's like, it's comedy 'cause the trailer was solely fish out of water. Gags trailers like him fighting the TV seventies staff trailers him looking at the lava lamp looking just that. And then this thing I spent a weird amount of time on the Orrville Wikipedia page the other day, I've never seen episode of the. Orrville fucking Seth McFarland Star Trek where they can't say like Star Trek. Star trek. Right. But the shows become successful enough that it's like. And all of this. I had a long term crush on south McFarland interest is is he the Diphu embarrassing. Yes. Yes. He saw devil to so many times. Rake up with simple because of how many good cuddle. A second. Anyway, the thing I was saying don't tell me because the aura I'm very fast by the Orville as phenomenon because everyone was like, oh, wow. South McFarland still on this kick of trying to make himself and on camera leading. So they're going to do some dumb parody Star Trek the same time that real Star Trek is coming the Ovallis sincere. What I was gonna say with like jokes today like tell Joe the thing I was looking because when people were reviewing the show when it premiered they were like the first where are weird because they also between being totally straight. And that are more broadly comedic, but it's not just even seen by seeing thing. It's like every other episode is like this. The show's gotten popular people seem to like it. Now, some people they must have settled on a tone, and the Wikipedia seems to imply that literally every other so the Osler between like this ones. Google. I think this one is it'll be funny. Right. And Seth was like can some of them some of them be like Star Trek? That's literally what they've settled on dead serious. Socio political statements about like the world we live in today, and this movie feels kind of like that on a scene by scene basis except without any socio political commentary. It's half like total face value. We're trying to make gothic like romance and half. Like weirdly broad fish out of water comedy. It also just feels them trying to summarize a soap opera, the Ranford like five episodes. Right. I saw with my friend passing future, guess Sammer gal. And he said that feels like a movie adapted from TV show with two thousand episodes because it feels like they tried to put all two thousand episodes, two one two. Century or whatever eighteenth century move seeing Mussa main whole family falls in love with made rejects the made falls in love with the other lady made kills him into. But like they have to get that done fast. Right. And it's like this success six years. Yeah. There there was the niece dead. And we cut to the seventies. The whole beginning is funny and very like, I don't know. Very like. Oh, yeah. This is a timber anything where the whole way they described the Collins family like, and we were so awesome. And we moved to Maine, and no one was there. So we started a cannery, and we're kind of an amazing nice rich family and everyone likes us. Wasn't knowing their their their main also Bailey continually brag about like we built this town. It's like no wonder people like your people rich people in the scary. Town his named after you back, and they're like open the cannery again. And then how is it? I don't know. I don't know the whole they were introduced thinking like Michelle Pfeiffer colonialist family. And then they're like here are heroes right there. I guess. Really? Right. It's the sort of families who run the town's enough money to become the family move, right? Who I hill? This poor again. I think the thing that's kind of depressing that sort of doom. Tim Burton is. I get the sense that he got happy doesn't really have anything any chip on his shoulder anymore. So. On one hand. I appreciate that. He still doesn't act like he is the underdog. That would be infuriate right on the other hand. Now when he loses his underdog identity. It's like what perspective does he have on the world now? And then and then we have to rewind it'd be like pity ever have any perspective was his perspective. The feds. Pushing button lets the whole boy from Burbank who think the suburbs so lame. I when my parents love me so much I'm bored. Talked about on other miniseries. How that was at the time fell very radical about everything around me is nice and fucking hate it. Exactly. Yeah. And it spoke to like a level of gen-x like discomfort with like. He's like a mask, and it's also why his movies became so broadly popular because any kid can relate to that. Especially when I put in such statically cartoony terms, especially when his movies are funny. It's like every kid understands any sort of like underdog outsider narrative because all kids feel weird. And then he made this movie that all kids love right movie for kids. And this is the weirdest thing about the movie. Nobody your mom, I guess. My mom flame. Or like, Johnny Depp fans and dark shadows fans. Like, whatever that van diagram. We're fallen off like flies at this moment. And then also I feel like your mom's an exception because I feel like most star Chattos fans were, hey, look, your mom is exceptional woman. Thank you. But I wanna go on the regular mom seems great. I don't want to fan. I mean when this episode comes out all this stuff would come out about my mom, my mom. We won't be able to stand. Every time this comes out. Yeah. My mom will have really jumped the shark. You can't. Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna miss your mom. That's going to be my whole narrative science to cancel. That feels like it would be a plotline on like if someone was doing a show like the OC today. It would be like, I don't know. What to do? I just realized my mom is problematic. I have to drag her on Twitter. I was going to say is. I was surprised to hear that your mom was like. Yeah. Totally on board with it. Because I feel like most big fans of this show found it like totally like, well, that's right. Okay. They hate it were. Were frustrated and disappointed. It's disrespectful. They got everything wrong. They were frustrated about because they loved Victoria in Victoria. So like where is she is? She the first twenty minutes in their done with her. Because like, right. We cut to the president. She's like, I'm going to Collins house or whatever right, right? And you're like, oh, I guess this is like the protagonist later. I'm like south grist doesn't know what to do with a character disease. Make them imprison. Does it like is that his solution? He's like because we only context we have for that. Like insane flashback is scrums in like an hour and twenty minutes in like she we've given up on Victoria being character with impact in the story. She's like she's in her badges. She's a kid and she's talking to goes much. Like did did David is that his name? What's the kid who's a little kid, David? My name, but it's all cycle. Okay. So so she also can speak to goes. And so they put her in an ambulance and then. Until two days before she made this vampire. She's not twisted. No, she's kind of unlike the other girls. Yeah. She's she's. Also that scene with her Michelle Pfeiffer that Michelle three questions. Do you think women should have equal rights if no your high like? For everything out of it. You like the president? And she she's oh, Victoria is a-political later because I'm like, maybe she doesn't know who the president is. She's been locked up for all president at the time is Nixon Richard m. Yes, which is never really brought no. No, I think it's just like dumb gag. I like a slam dunk joke. Anytime you make a movie in the Nixon error people can like show him on TV. And it's like innately funny right now how that? I don't think Burton is a take. That's the problem is he's just like, I guess this is what the show is like and like it's going to be wacky. But like the first bit is her. She shows up gets hired. She needs every fairly seems to be the audience for get care. Right. She meets Michelle who's like, oh, this whole bag of bones, this whole pile rocks. She meets Jonny Lee Miller. She meets the kids. Yes. She may tell about him Carter. Yeah. Johnny Johnny Lee Meller doing backstrokes in the river hand. Yeah. Kinda fun performance. But he's going fucking bully laughing recedes for like and then doing a lot of. This. See her own ancestor is a ghost writes seems pretty nonplussed by just okay? And goes like he's coming depth comes in. And then it's like, right? They have to throw out the movie for deaf. Toed foot can do Schiff for an hour. Right. Ain't shit. What's the name of the women who plays, Victoria? Okay. She is like twenty five years younger than Chinese up. It is. I I'm pretty sure it's exactly twenty have been legal drinking age when this move your shot, a very young woman. They. Okay. So she was twenty three big kiss within the fridge. And then he's this is what I don't need to see the is twenty four years old. No, no, I'm sorry. He's fourteen years old of in her. No, he's nuts. No, he's no twenty four years old. He giant see the climactic scene of this movie. Being Johnny Depp hitting a woman in the face repeatedly and saying. Whatever that age. Well, right. Like like even four years after that. Yeah. Especially the fact that he also keeps on buying wine during that fight. Yeah. Like, he's just asking him to charge more wind as credit card. I mean, any Johnny Depp as a unrepentant? Yes. Just doesn't doesn't play. No, no. It doesn't especially as a lecherous. Al. Al. And I don't have that Barnabus is supposed to be like an anti here. Right. Like, you know, he's that like the I mean, and again the show's inconsistent enough that selling times he is. Anyway. So you kind of just got to throw every pot at the wall. I get that. But like general though, right? He comes in vampire. That we love that. Right. It is cool though, we love that. Because he's got superpowers over like this. Right. Right. But he's fan, pirate drinks blood. But biz good businessman, but mostly just because he can hypnotize people. Sure, I'm trying to get it Barnabus here. He's in love with Victoria slash whoever. Looks like Bel Heathcote in that. Like, right. You know that gastro he's in love with that thing. And that would that skeleton. No horny for Eva green. And then maybe just anyone else who walks through the house, right right because the bottom Carter sort of initiates that right sort of more. That's when Bennett to stop the movie for a second. I think the BJ just. I had to take a break. What was I forget where I tot- chose to take a two hour and apple happen the middle of this movie. But there. Yeah, what that I don't know that I need justification. But it's just so out of nowhere is everyone in the world is not related to right? I'm pretty sure. And then also though he's kind of a nice dad who's giving like family, it's all over the map. And I don't know what to grab onto them. Get him. No, ben. Ben Tech's me and said I had to take a nap in the middle of this movie because it was stressing me out of the end, I had not started my rewatch yet. I had not seen this phone six years since when it was released in theaters, and I said what made you tap out. And he said guess, and I responded within a millisecond blow. Joe I remembered the member. I will say the one thing that I find and I say this in a positive way. But just in terms of talking about this movie in the resembles the blood affective the timber deep dive were doing right now. This movie is bizarre because it's the one timber movie. That's hyper sexual right, right, right? His moves are usually fetish. She, but they aren't physical like trailer very chaste in them. And he always seemed like one of those like, we're childlike directors who doesn't want to deal with sex at all. But Barnabus has to be like, he's sexy. Constantly talking about sex or so much implied sex. There are a lot of like really body jokes. Right. A blowjob thing is very fucking. Oh, you're in the bottom of ripper. She he does throw his then wife to the bottom of a river. And then, you know, sue or I think I never married, but his this is the the last Bonham Carter in the first eve green movie, right? This is sort of the hapless. He with Eva green unclear they were crazy. She's been in obviously. Enjoy her in this movie very much. But I also didn't really enjoy anyone in this move. Green. She's I think she obviously she's sort of an an insanely like stunning person. So it makes sense. Yeah. Passing her a witch is the laziest casting decision. Anyone can make. It's been have done like three time cracked like, you know, and I couldn't handle his her accent where she's like half American and then half. Just Eva green regular weird. The other thing that's weird with her is like watching her Inness movie with blonde hair. You're like that's not right. She looks leaders the blonde. Do you know that she is a blond hair black all the time because of her class? Offer God casting. But she's just people where it's like. Oh, yes. She looks like a timber drunk. She has that sort of energy. She would make sense timber movies. She's done two of them. Now, the third one which is about to be released, and they don't really work like the performance doesn't really work. I think she's she's better in peregrine. Right. But she feary little to do in that. She does she does at least she's kind of fun. She's got some accents. Like I do. You know, the cracking thing is kind of highly can package. And also Barnabus telling you, you have no heart like you have fucked everyone at this house, right? Yes. Truly base suck. Both fuck off to hell. I don't care. No bad writing. It feel a studio note where they're like look we don't want Barnabus to look like a predator. So can we make it that all the women wanna fuck him because much sex this? There's a lot of women like aggressively being like fuck me Nabet, I mean, nothing. Is just no longer. Very charismatic. Yeah. He looks like a fucking weirdo. It's interesting to me that this is a character. He really wanted to play because that didn't read to me in the performance at all it reads like he's just doing his shit. Yeah. Yeah. Hashing at you. I would tie the Cape around my house and run around the living room pretending to be Barnabus. Like, he was like this movie is entirely him pushing this rock up a hill, so resist harder. Yes. So weird. I don't know even I mean, even green character the way the characters written because Angelique another character from the center, and she's like, you know, one of the villains, right? Like, she's yes. But she's a snapper. It's not like. Yeah. Right. It's again, it's like over years. But but in this movie, she is like poor and wasn't allowed to look at him when she was a child, right? And then he kinda likes also weird moment. We're why why was that there? Then he kinda like gives her the fuck boy manifesto when they're older, and he's like, I'll tell you. I view or whatever. And then she's like, okay, I'm going to punish you for the rest of your shoes of empire. I'm gonna enforce everyone. You love to commit suicide. And also the end the ending of movies so dumb. We talk about the cliff. This cliffs talked about. Aclu of this cliff with the logic of the cliff. They're addicted to the cliff cliff like I just feel like never seen a movie deal with cliffs and new ways main. I guess it's a it's a cliff place in other stories have you ever heard of a cliff turning people into some it's true falling off the cliff turns into a vampire cliff is popular trove also again the movie. No, it certainly a bad juju the spell like she's whipping up is like you become a vampire whenever slow to help out cliff. You only spell she cast is capitalism. Talking. This movie is like the tagline for this movie in the app Athetic marketing campaign that started six weeks before was released in three thousand theaters the tagline was every family has its demons, and I feel like all the like tag lines and the trailers things like strangers relative subtext like they were trying to they're just trying to be like this is the Addams family. Posters are so lazy where they're just like each one color and disadva- golf McGrath's famed character poster all the time for McGrath. Hi, Joe this all the time. Three. Can you? He was in Lincoln twenty big twenty twelve is his that's his ear. Yeah. He was always got a jaunty hat heads like his sake him either. Golly. I love your demonized by sullies, but saved by gullies because you said your bully was named sully. But gully was your best friend. Really? He's a trillion. Right. Yeah. Jonny Lee Miller's character. Poster. That's got to be worth five bucks. Right. All these posters. Feel like an intern may five seconds on Photoshop and the angles. They're trying to hit his like did you talk to Jackie about this one? You know, what I did talk about with him because he worked with Jackie real hilly. Great actor, Hugh performances. I really join really he's he's just he's perfect for that role. He's funny. Sure. I'll say I think I think the thing. Jackie earle. Haley is great at is identifying what the tone of the movie is right because he's capable of being very small. He's capable being very big and working in different genres. But like even movies, I hate the RoboCop remake, he's the one guy who's the exact right pitch. And he's doing a pretty like not not cartoonish thing in that movie. He did weirdly talk about that movie a lot because he couldn't stop raving about how good his wig was in that move. Oh, it isn't nice wig. He was talking. Sure. He wears a lot of wigs. Yes. Yes. Probably probably big coming from him. He's like an ideally bald man where you can place any sort of mannequin stall on him. And he was I will not name names. But he was dragging actors who wear too pays sure. Like, not character wings, but come in with their own to pay, and they're like, this is my own hair. And it's like the movie look shitty. Now, let the the Herron. A great way. Right, right. Johnny Depp's bangs in this move. Yes. I did like the the kind of over size kind of hackery kinda liked that he was a hacker in this movie. You know, then we've got some the nineties Barnabus computer for crying shooter, get up bones, computer. Eight abode computer from the Clinton this one hundred times forced him burdened to make a movie for like five million dollars again and get him back to basics. It'd be like this is called the haunted computer, go off doing. Just imagine like be walking in Hollywood like the big script polish guy. Come on, David. What do we do show easy on a computer? Virus? One hundred computer and the computer becomes real. Oh shit re real stuff girls legs. Censored desktop what he wanted to say, Jamie. We are recording us up. So like five months in advance to comes out, a this is on the record and be you can now just go pitch this temper skip written. You can have this written in production compute might take away walking out of this movie. Even though I liked it more than the rest of you. And I can't really defend it at all. But I just you know, whatever I fall for his shit. I get drunk and I end up looking up timber again. And I regret it. But. The. The two things about it. I I was gonna say one I walk out of this. And I go, okay. But seriously someone like sit him down. Give him a limited budget make him like focus up and tell the real story. And then I would argue he does that no one goes to see the movie, but which one big is. Interesting. I did not hate big. I saw big. I like big is a lot whether or not you like it. It was him doing exactly what he needed to do in his career, which is like focus up till human story work with real actors that and I did kind of hate the fact that no one fucking went to see it. And everyone went to see it. I just cares. I'm a. Where? Disrespected, their really, I'll admit this. I didn't even see the movie I love big shale see at next. Right. But but the the the, you know polish I'll do it next week. But Clint Eastwood played the art dealer, and he's just like big I wanted just wondering is a really big those ice. So. Off my face. Teetering. We'll talk about next week with movie, it should just be like someone just be like the fuck is with you in the is like why are they so big? And instead the movie gets to buck down in like, oh, the guys. China is our big, but you're like just someone asked the question directly. Which is what the movie becomes about. But I wish I would just get out for like just like them big. Because of the pain. Yeah. It was the pig of the cause of all that pain. I just feel like, you know, better to reflect the patriarchy talk about this Franken we next week. I'm never seen Franken weenie. I think we're we're in. To figure out. Exactly. Yeah. Well, high that in some tear, it'll be a thousand dollar black label episode just because it's too fucking long. He's an unwieldy career. But no, you know, this movie had a very big budget and underperformed at the box office. Hundred and fifty million dollars like eighty domestic. Yeah. We'll get to that. But but it's still like when you go. Okay. This was a failure. The critics didn't like it lost money. It's still made like nine times what big eyes. Make sure if you're burden you kinda slunk away. I don't know. I guess I should keep making these big things. Yeah. Big years. He makes big us retitled. Look he can make as many movies as he wants us. If you put Convair let him he could make shadows Convair on like if he's got enough money. It's like he's done. He has enough money to live five hundred lives now. So wasn't he just make he's going full Barnabus, then within just then just make moves you wanna make young you gotta live five hundred diagnosis like maybe he just doesn't know what he wants to make right? Like, I don't know. Here's what bugs believe from Burbank. There are a bunch of things that like when he was in his nineties golden boy period was developing that they were like too far out there. We're not gonna make this that I think he could make today he could warm up, and I'm always waiting to pull one of those like cash and projects out of the vault, and it doesn't fucking happen. He signs onto another two hundred million dollars timber twisted take on blank, and like one of them is like. There's a. What the fuck is called. There's there's a Minguk on my the psychic girl you're talking about what he wants to adapt as a musical with sparks doing all the songs, and that's exactly does. Cool. Sounds really such an oddball project is clearly passionate about at him doing a musical against great him doing fucking something. With spark sounds great. Like, I wish he pulled out like Sweeney Todd, which I like is like very much, I do like sweets. But that was someone we're on abyss this mental. I was going to be wild. You want him to pull out like shit that he cares about not like big branch shit. You know, but like people he wants to work with writers he likes. I don't know. You're sure 'cause he kinda can make anything. He can. Yeah. If he feels so strongly about something TIMMY, just do it. You got the money. It's just frustrating because in such a franchise branded universe. He's one of the guys were like his name is the brand. So like timber take on whatever would that's the marketing campaign. It doesn't matter. If it's based off a book that everyone knows him burns, haunted, computer competitors. Them bones. Computer, bones, computer? 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I I mean we fame, but we got to say it because you're here. This does pass the Bechtel cast cast at pass it. No. No, it does a lot of characters test many times. I mean, not many it passes. But it passes with weird phrases like to you believe women to serve equal rights. Sure. So that's not a great pass. No, no. It's a it's a very flawed metric over hippies island. Yeah. It's kind of a funny thing Murray. Yeah. Yeah. That's what I was. Like, oh, this is comedy the next scene right now. It's it's just DEP. Just should be dialed in regrettably. I must kill you now. And you're just like, that's that's all you got for this. Like, where's the fun? I've never felt less feeling between like, Johnny Depp. And Bella Heathcote. There's just there's nothing. They may have never actually met. They may have been legally too young to be around. So we're going to just make a hippie face in front of a green screen child hours. Yeah. She the one who eats in the demon who eats the model, that's pretty cool. Yeah. I think she's very good in that movie. I like her in professor Morriston the green throw up. School. No hair that you see you like the the final crazy fifteen minutes are just like just like fuck. She's aware wolf there vomiting there on the ceilings. The I liked the bar. But then if but then he just beats her up for like, ten minutes, and we Johnny Depp beating lady frozen. Johny beating up a blonde one. No, no, never. And then. And then she shatters which I thought was like the most Tim verdicts. He's like, I accept. And it's and so what he was wrong. She had heart the whole time. So he's wrong. So he's wrong way in I guess did she have a harder nut. She says. She offered it to him. Oh, isn't twilight at the end, and then Victoria, which in the show if I recall quickly, Victoria, does eventually become vampires. But the put a weird way to end the movie of like, no, he she's she has to kill herself. Setting up a sequel, and the people that Tim Burton like are you gonna do sequel? He's like. Darker darker shadow a but I guess he was just like. Operas have cliffhanger. So it should have a cliff cliff at the end. There's a universe empire, which you go like, okay. It's not dark shadows. Right. You don't have the property dark chat. So said you just do like he's vampire, and he comes back to the seventy twenty ten or whenever when they were trying to green late this movie. Right. If you said, oh my God. Here's the pitch. Johnny depp. And timber do a movie we're playing off the twilight thing, everyone thinks vampires sexy now it's a movie where like a like seventeen hundreds vampire wakes up in modern day. And he doesn't know what anything is anymore that would work as a broad comedy. It's sort of like a pre what we do in the shadows. Like fish out of water. That's what it would be. He's fighting it right here in the shadows. Right. The movie the crack that right? Did a good job. And makes this movie even shadier because then the comedy stuff doesn't really work even less than it. Did when it was released. Yes. So the problem is as kind of like he goes back, and he's like a rich guy. So there's not allowed attention, and they don't have go back. Yes. And it's like a bunch of riches. There's no, yeah. He he made it makes them wealthy. They accept him. Yeah. Cool. Right. There's that scene where he is revealed to be a vampire everyone else. But then that's it. Okay. Grace is where wolf out don't make a big deal. Powering. I mean. Hey, could you tell that? She was cool because she listens to music all the time. Did you guys pick up on that? Yeah. No, she's like super super cool, and she has strong takes about the music of the time. We left that. Right. Because I couldn't tell I this is the seventies. Right. Okay. Acids there to remind you what year it is realizing talk over this the only dramatic conflict of the movie is will Johnny Depp punch. This blonde woman. It truly is because every they've resumes. I'm going to ruin your life. Yeah. That's introduces a conflict gets resolved within the same summing. There's this sort of problem. We're shipping him off the businesses failing he brain washes psychiatrists stealing his blood the cliff right only longterm conflict in this movie is gonna punch that won't right. Right. Which is bad. Not great. Yes. A lot. He doesn't eat. She's dead. Okay. Okay. So Johnny kills lady. That's. He actually kills a lot of people. Don't go out a lot of people mostly off screen. Sucks to green. And that we're fighting smashing the room stuff, which is weird to see in the timber movie. Like, it's it's kind of a quick to the morning at the end of Munich where it's like, it feels weird to show him to see him shooting sex scenes feels like that doesn't fit into his universe that. Maybe why the sexiness. So uncanny valley bad really weird Tim Burgess like I don't. Clawing at each other. I don't know plays the piano, but I'll Navan Carter and I to start each other really hard. They're like one of those couples where like the whole time. They were together they lived in separate houses. Right. They had like different small gothic cottages. That were like connected by underground, Tomac pro pro dot exhausting being a person like that. I don't know it. Just sounds exhausting to having to commit to the bit. Quite that hard. It's all story now that I. I didn't know if there was help. I'll just tell here. So I like timber kid die hard. He was my guy. I'm like ten years old. We have to do independent research project at school on like, TIMMY, baby. I'm doing all in on like ten I'm reading like Burton on Burton books. You know in like limited internet access air like going all in. All right hitting Jay store. Yes. And my dad comes home one day and goes like, I have some big news for you. I was like what is it? And he was like new tenant moving into our building like apartment seven j Tim Burton. And I was like what he got the scoop from the front desk. He's and it was him. And Lisa Marie. When when we talk his two thousand that good time, right? This is ninety nine two thousand pre plenty of Abe. So in my mind is not made a bad film ever. Right. I'm like this guy is ten for ten. He's implant. Correct. So this is before they're going to film plan of the apes. He moves into the building. And I'm just like that's really shaking with excitement right now. You talk about like, it must be exhausting to be that much yourself, right? Yes. At the age of ten when timbers reputation is still really good. His quality consistency of output is really strong and high in everything my thing was just like this brand is fucking awesome and Halloween is going to be lit in. This building a ten year old. I was like you move. Move spiders or carry the fucking bags or whatever. Then like, a November, December rights gotta wait almost a full year to get that Halloween going you never see him in the buildings, right? And was just like. And we're doing it in our building part and building a trick or treating in New York City's terrible. But you're like going down. Loosen my building. Yeah. Building full of old people children. Okay. And we got to his like because he had like a fake name on the board in the building. But we knew apartment was his. Yes. Spooky spooky. We're going to like ring the bell. And like Lisa Marie is going to come out. And Rick Baker make. You said there's going to be like a skeleton fucking spider in the background, whatever a hill dressed up. We'll get a look into his apartment, and he literally just had the bowl fun size and just a sign that said like take one and it wasn't even his handwriting. Maybe the sign will have a drawing on it or whatever. And it was the most to the door. Was it just like it was it was one of those the bulls. They're please take one right? Wow. Yeah. That's a bummer. So you never saw TIMMY be. I met him in the elevator. Once and it was like an out of body where you like I'm big fan of Burton. I could barely speak in my dad that the talking for me. This is my son. He like, you know, he did it presentation. Oh, man. That's cool. This far out. And I just was like like I went to school a toll every simply the best. I was just like on like such a high. But I met him for like five six he was nice to me. I mean, it was like four floors of conversation before we got to his, you know. His moments walkout. Well, my my friend in high school was his mom was. Wasn't meant the Morton's Asian. But was also known about Carter's agent. Okay. So they knew them. I don't know. They were nice. Yeah. I heard new find nice people lived in their house. Yeah. I get you where you would not hear that. Like, Tim Burton was like cooking cauldron or. No. I think he's fairly like, yeah. He's sixty sixty sixty. Let him sleep. Let him sleep wake him up for dark shadow. Sleep thousand years. Cute little house. Okay. Let's let's do boxoffice game on this movie. I did look it up. They literally didn't release a trailer until mid March. And the film came out. Hundred and fifty million dollar movie. That's like a clear sign that you're giving up boxoffice game is I'm going to please give grips going to try and guess the movies that were top five of the box office the week this movie came out. Oh, this is the only. This is really alarming. Yeah. So may eleventh twenty twelve oh, I know the one that I okay? So number one, you probably know was starting the summer was vendor. So in its second week. Yeah. It second week of injuries. Meet one hundred and three million, right? I ever cracked to hunt though. So so that was still just you know, that was it shadows opens against you know, who care I'm still like an apologetic Burton fan. I go see dark shadows opening night. But that weekend I remember specifically being more excited to see vengeance. The second time. Vendor's previous marvel movies. Ventures is great. But I. Marvel movies, it seems it seems like people like. Quite popular very well written. No, I we we love vendors. We'll talk about number three. Is sorta like good on samba comedy based on an advice book. What you did what to expect in your? Oh, no. It's it's not who do you think? It's by Jamie. I know what it is. You're close. You're a man. Okay. Which one are you thinking, I was thinking of a movie that I think actually came out in two thousand ten which is he's just not that into you. Oh, sure. Of the Thala, Judy, right? And on fiction turns into right? That was the start of them. And then there was the rough where they kind of like an updated take on that where it's like, you know, relationships we're all in them. But that's where it's like you buy an advice book, you make it into Harvey's. The plot of the assume movies the first one because I'm like, he's just not that into you or like what to expect when you're expecting? It's like they take the sort of lessons from the book, and they dramatize them into funny. Little slice of life settings as Crawford or whatever. This is about everyone reading the book here. It's all all the women in the relationship starting reading the Steve Harvey books. Eight thousand seat Harvey's Iniguez himself. Yes. But only through talk show appearances. I think they never made him. Okay. But it's weird crazy. They treat think like a man in the movie like it's the bible into the thing that run lock them. It's kind of like book club except more about the book than the film book club. But the other thing is his advice. Book is like, hey, listen to me. I'm Steve Harvey. I've been divorced several times. Right. My advice is for marriage to work. The woman has to do everything the man wants to do and also figure out what the man wants to think like him in preemptively do those things before behave like him think like him and then. Fuck Steve Harvey, those are kind of fun. When Keenan does Steve Harvey though. Funny. The second one is like a just the boys go to Vegas movie. Oh, great. It has nothing to do with the advice sorta shit. It's the boys to to the people are getting married and all the boys, and and the man to te'o girls, go to Vegas, a bachelor party, a bachelorette party, and the only way the Steve Harvey is brought into the movie as they get really hung up playing. The Steve Harvey slot machine. This isn't a turtle turtles in it. Turtles in both of them. He is dating Gabriella union because that makes sense cool. Turtle turtle. Okay. Number four is a big huge gigantic movie of the summer. Are you joking? No like franchise starter. It's been around for like eight weeks at this point of the summer. So it's from the spring. It's from the early, but it was a big a big spring picture. Don't pre season split seasonal hairs. Yeah. Okay. So franchise start her in March made four hundred plus million dollars giant smash hit twenty twelve twenty twelve the hungry games, hunger games, Unger games. We've Jennifer Lawrence massive, a massive movie star stirs born, and that's when she becomes a superstar. And then she wins an Oscar cool, and then she turned twenty three right number five is easy. How fast and how big everything happened for her? I was like thinking about her career today. And and just realizing how much of a mental breakdown. I would have being her having that Robin everyone being like she's we wanna get drinks with her being like, no fuck her. She seems fine to she's very. Number five is. Nicholas sparks. He kind of thing. I'm not actually even sure if it's nNcholas sparks the Miley Cyrus one. No, no, no. Is it is it the one it stars another teen idol like now is it the ACA from one Zaka from? It's a Taylor show sparks. Yeah. And it's called it's not called the best of me. Right. That's James Marsden. No. It's not cool that it's called the the something. Yeah. It's the blank blink. Dr. The names are always. So like is it describing the person or is it describing the relationship. Person. I think haven't seen it is it like the blink man is at something like that. No. It's the blink blink numb in the quite the quiet one close one is right. Fuck the it's not quiet. It's free. I'm sure he's nice. Blink one what kind of toner they put. Now. What kind of vibe is? This guy have pulled out my headphones. He was in war isn't the brave more. No that's Jody foster, right? That's the only one the last one. No, no, strong one. Ben gave you a clue he was in war. He survive. He survived the living one. What am I l is right? The lonely one. Nope. That's we're getting so close. We're lowered around is the he survived the lucky one like he was lucky because he got to be an parks. Exactly, okay. He's got apps. Yeah. Pecks? Yeah. Maybe probably ads goes ACA fron, where do you stand on Katherine? I'm a big fan. I'm a big fan range. I think he's a really good actor, and I really good movie star. And I was really excited when like neighbors. It was like, okay, they they finally cracked him. Now. He's taken seriously in everything he's made posting a disaster. Mike, and Dave and Baywatch Baywatch. I like that. He does it. I I liked that. He does it. I don't know. I really wanted him to be doing comedies. I wanted to bring back as high school musical haircut. He's fucking good high school musical three. I mean in all of them that his number and high school musical two on the golf course. I just like three because it's like cinematic they got some real production valley. I mean, well, they got the movie exactly right. Yeah. I like the one who plays the piano in high school musical the like weird all the girl. What's your disa- ruling or whatever? Yes, girl. She's awkward, but then, but she gets kissed it some. Kiss in blue Corbin bleu is I heard and build musical right now is he? Is that? Very bad, Alex Reitman, right in is playing Beetlejuice. I know Alex Brightman he originated the role of Dewey Finn in the school of rock music. He's playing the juice fun. Wasn't thing. I was gonna say about high school musical Corbin bleu on the internet. Broadway. Data Marvin blue beetle juice. Did I this is something someone told me yesterday? Oh, okay. Yeah. He is in its in the DC version of being right? He'll be in DC. Yes. But you know, he's playing field juice in DC who's he playing in DC because the DC one is going on right now. And then they're going to transfer to Broadway. It will happen by the time is up comes out. It will be about to open Broadway. I think. Fucking no blue is affiliated with Beetlejuice hard to know. Okay. Exactly. What he's doing? He's going to be kiss me kiss me canine next year. I love Corp blue to cast of how we should go. See Broadway fine may twenty nine thousand up to cheaper now. I went back to business. She has she been pregnant that many times Burnett. Oh, I thought you said she pregnant ago natural brunette interests. Yeah. I'm pregnancy shaving actually, still. I don't like that in we compete under public image. It says TIs Dale is considered a sex symbol there's a link to sex symbol. Oh. Actually, just all the picture famous person or fictional character, widely regarded to be sexually attractive. Here's the picture. It's Marilyn Monroe. Wow. I've heard of her. Sorry. She's calling the associated with sex, right? She's Ashley Tisdale was in some sort of an animated film called charming. Look. We're stealing Terrel here. Because this is the context we're going to need when we do Kenny Ortega mini series. Let's his cats I love Ortega or takes newsies newsy hocus pocus, God, the dancer. In fact, news is an insane movie. Yeah. Insane. Take us weird directed the Michael Jackson posthumous concert. He was sort of in with Jackson. He did a lot of Michael Jackson documentary is all ham talking. Great selection of pants. Yes. He's he's a very wilder. He's got the pants on that, man. I also directed a lot of Gilmore goes up. So it's like a lot. Yes. So I know him from that. Okay. So let's on the record right now. Can you take their next miniseries? He's only got four five movies. Oh, I guess if you count musicals right sex. He still directs a lot of Disney channel. I mean, girls two. Yes. Directing episode of crazy ex girlfriend acted episode of boneheads. Oh heads. Yes. Amy, Sherman palladino released movie since Michael Jackson's this is it, and I guess you could say that was it. Jamie. Thank you so much for being here. Thank you for having me. I love to talk about the boy from Burbank. The boy from Burbank. Yeah. Yep. So sad. Thank you. Seriously. Thank you for seriously. It was great in New York for like twenty four hours. And we we we wanted to make this happen so badly we made it happen. Yes. Yes. Did you remember to hit record Ben? I think God. Okay. Don't check. Take a nap during this movie. Yeah, it just it was rough. I needed a feature like nap in the middle of the movie same. I finally finished this morning. I had to delay. It actually like I had to go to bed and then financial shadows breakfast put this I put it on my ipad. And I watched it on the subway to my girl with a drag girl in the spiderweb screening and eating. Yeah. The girl spiderweb grading g like it. No, okay. This is not good. I haven't seen it spent. My response. Eighteen hacking scenes, if you want hacking, she's hacking up the was Oooo but hacking from her phone like phone hacking. I don't know. I'm just very surprised that choosing not to bring back the person who got an Oscar nomination for playing the character was a bad creative choice. Yeah. Do you think that they eventually just really forget it? We don't want to do it. Or did they genuinely like sort of get cut out of us? She has said that she wants to do and was upset that she didn't get offered. That's we didn't even get an offer that because she had the contract and when like fincher not doing it. They're doing the fourth book. And she was like she was like I haven't talked to him. But I'd like to do it. Then they announced clarify, and she was like, I don't know. They never reached out to me the thing that's rude about the movie. It's based on the fourth book, and the movie essentially is kind of like you. Remember, what happened in the second and third books. Right. I'm like, I actually never met them movies. Like sure you do. Yes. She's got like a dad and sister. And shouldn't. I know. I I didn't know like, oh, well, we figured you knew all that. You know, this makes no sense. It's just like everyone was like pretty on board with that performance. Then to row that Alec at least fines good actor in the movie. She's she's not good. But she's fine. But like you went from Daniel Craig to a random Swedish guy. That's the other thing. They just cast a random Swedish guy and he's like such a weapons Swedish. Chef isn't it? Yes. Swedish chef. Yeah. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. And if he creeps is in it, but it's before fantastic thread like came out. So they're just like she's in like two scenes, and you're like gimme more creeps. That's always the weirdest phenomenon. When like lupita Nyangoma is like one of the flight attendants and nonstop which was shot before twelve years, a slave by the time the movie comes out, she's one in Oskar and her only line is like. And what do like sparkman still look she's on camera lot? But mostly like a featured extra. Anyway, that's been our boiling hot girl in the spiderweb talk. Now being released five months after the film has been released. I'm sorry. Burning out episode people waiting for those takes baby. I mean, it was the dark shadows episodes or whatever like we can be as weird as we watch. Look family is strange right real every strangers relative. Jamie. Listen back. They'll cast anything else you want to plug for the month of March twenty nine. Oh god. I mean, I'm going to be popping off in March just to wait 'til cast. To figure out what your Twitter account is at that time. Yeah. Hopefully, it'll be resolved. I was just rejected today. So really? Oh, yeah. I'm appealing appealing. What a good company. What a great. I love it. I like so much of like my interaction with people who like this show is tied to that stupid. Fucking website. One person you still kind of enjoys it. I like Twitter because it, but I only use it to talk to my you say every time I stressed out about Twitter. David just goes like. Well, I mean. We're all the other day, he blocks everything else. I'm like an extreme muter like. Crazy. And sometimes to the extent that people be like, I can't believe it. And I'm like, they can't believe what tap three things. Literally mutes anyone who isn't a friend of his. Yeah. I if all strange fall notifications for people who don't follow me, which really did change. That's huge because the Atlantic tweet me out and people be like, I was just like, no goodbye forever. I wanna see this. Because he's a very funny. Texter? He's a really good person texts. Thank hang the slack. Oh. That's a big compliment. And so like he gets just have like friend conversations publicly on Twitter, and then gets likes for it. Right. You know to be loved for being yourself having conversations with people publicly and people are like good writer. Good writer. Yeah, you're right. You're probably nailed it in. Probably wondering. I'm an incredibly social person in general. So I think Twitter's another way for me to like chat to my friends if I'm bored David like screams at people if they don't tell him what's going on in their life. Get so mad because what else? And they're like, I don't know. What's going on with you? And I'm like, oh, nothing. Yeah. I still don't know. His last name. He hasn't told me anything secret. Yeah. Thank you so much for being here today me for having me, and thanks so much all of you for listening. Please remember to rate review. Subscribe Goto blinks at the conference from real nerdy. Schick go to public for some real nerdy merchandise. Thanks to answer for media Lehman coming for theme song. Joe Bowen, Pat Reynolds for work, and as always be like, Jack and Sally. Chris.

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