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"john haystacks" Discussed on Talk Is Jericho
"He was nice to me when very few people were in this business. When I was at 16 and 17, when people wouldn't talk to me or didn't want me in the dressing room, he would. So I never forget him. But he was also, he was very gentle when he worked. Right? So they're doing whatever the man. And he picks me upside down, as you call it, the tree of woe now. It puts me in their corner. Also nice and careful underneath the top turnbuckle. And he's giving me these stamps. Couldn't have broke the skin on a rice pudding. You know, there's like just these very gentle now I'm upside down and I can see daddy in the far corner now daddy was very, very funny. He had a very dry sense of he's leaning on the rope. Just like with a look of sheer disgusting his face. He was well into his 50s by now. This was on the down slide of daddy. This is 86. September of 86. And he's just leaning on the up shaking his head and Barry's like rec strong's got to and I don't even feel it. And I'm looking right at daddy and I'm like an I can see him just see then and he looks at the front row and there's like three or four old ladies and he looks right at him and I can see it from upside down he went. He pointed at Barry and went, excuse me, madam. He isn't he a lovely fella. And I was like, I'm quitting. In that moment, I thought I'm on the fence here about whether I go on. It's time to go. And I made the call to ren Dix and the next day I made the call to max crabtree and quit. Tell us quickly about daddy backstage with John haystacks, right? So this is again. So we've talked about daddy and stacks, right? So even me going, I've been wrestling for a safe one 15, and I was just doing little bits of things and but from 16, I was like, well, by the time I got to work for Dale Martin's, you know, I was 18. And my first, I assumed it was my second show, but my first show that daddy was on. It was in wet in North Wales. In Welsh, but it had the English say landed now. Again, Britain used to be and still are, but they're not thriving resorts anymore..
"john haystacks" Discussed on Keep Calm and Cauliflower Cheese Podcast
"If there was anything in the world of black bomber wax sealed in that sort of a cylindrical wack sale that could That could bright many a toe. That would be more more problematic than probably a big daddy. John haystacks or a hefty sumo wrestler standing on your foot will maybe an egregious rugby player with studs is probably too many pints over the years. They could definitely break your toes too. But you know the mature cheddar especially if it's wack sale coastal someone's or all sorts of drama if it was a stilton never stilton or blue cheese foul from the abyss onto your third. I mean who knows it will take years and years. I mean if you have stinky feet. It wouldn't be a problem but it could take you years and years to get the stench of a mature stilton. There's been left in the fridge for a little bit too long outta your socks could be an abomination. I just want to move onto the you know let. Let's have a. I wanna move onto the subject of expensive saux counting next. 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Craig bond different etchings of bond and say wow that's fantastic james bond songs shot shorter trouser leg. You show your bomb socks and be extra sixties groovy call baby and yes so i thought well maybe i'll get some s- james bond songs. More are santa for christmas for christmas. Time james bond socks ninety nine dollars for a pair of six watt dollars. The socks i mean what would awful fathers think about spending nine thousand nine dollars. Para socks socks ninety nine dollars. I mean how much if i mean. I think my grandmother's my great graham. The don socks if you're holding salts and talk about in this ball caused a fall last year if you get holding socks thrifty people with don saux repair the socks basically so they could die another day bond but yeah i mean. How much would it cost. The donna soccer. I mean if you bought ninety nine nine thousand nine six pairs of socks you wanna dom immutable you'd pass those babies up you'll be like your elbow patches. You've patched those up for generation w probably policies bond socks denver whole generation. That's how expensive they are. I mean if they lost they lost lasted maybe fifty years or something a couple of generations. Then it might be worthwhile but have the essence of extravagantly mean. I thought it might be like gold. Leafed something or painted with gold like him. Shelley eaton goldfinger embossed with gold made out of golfing gold. Ingots now the just made out of cotton maybe with a dash of kashmir zarella tops. Canada is france's favorites soft cheese italian mozzarella has for the first time overtaking. 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"john haystacks" Discussed on Feast of Fun
"Relieved to like fright. Supposedly that trying to clear with the guy that trying to score with is gay because blake sodaris spelt Anyway mobile i. Flirt was one of like so afraid of you. Know like looking like a fool or being rejected or saturday that if i tried out that he's like oh my god. There's a clear reason that he's not interested me. You know this is such a relief. Well listen. I think people want to be wanted and people. If if you're have a good head on your shoulders you're going to react to flirt as a compliment. I think i'd like to think so now but you know one thing. We have observed and doing this. Podcast for sixteen years and we've interviewed. A lot of people is the per capita the number one people who purchase gay pornography adult films usually women. Because there's this we're this. I wouldn't call it weird this this Romantic ideal of equality in a sexual relationship that for heterosexual people. I guess there's a mystery also too. If you're turned down by men's bodies you know get lady outta here. And the weirdest thing i've observed in because if you go like to sean cody or like you know any of those gay porn sites. There's a section in there that has these guys having sex with women and each other and each other. Yeah and and so to me. I'm like and i was like this. Is this gonna turn on gig. No this is. This is designed to turn on heterosexual women who wanna watch gay porn. And they're the ones because gay guys figure out how to steal the video with the women to that might be the bait to get the start into and they're like well we're both in then the other stuff comes it's complicated. It's complicated. yeah. I was just gonna say. Isn't it like a thing. It gay porn to that like guys that are perceived as straight like are the kind of like a category of gay porn to with like the team guys that you are like seem like they're look straight or whatever are having sex with man. I don't know i actually don't really is. I think you know when you're identifying as bisexual you're sort of like you're gay with benefits you're bringing all these elements of many worlds into your life. And i think you know you're not gonna have a lot of hangups in terms of out. I would like to think so. You know you're bisexual maybe correct me on. This is that you're more open to the idea of being sexual film for money. And you're like well you know if i'm gonna be paid a thousand dollars to have sex with a guy or a girl why not to it. Yeah i think. I i don't i don't know i feel like i feel like woefully inexperienced when it comes to like porn because i literally never why not watch it. I not turned on visually. I like to read. Like if i'm going to get on the internet at likes to read erotic stories or something and i the the thing. That like really sucks about. It is like a lot of erotic stories are poorly written and edited. so there's at it's inconsistent so you can start with like thinking that you know. A certain story is going to be really good but then it is the right call adams john. Haystack it's really hard to masturbate to non sequiturs spelling errors when you're reading and there's just like you know there's there Their their confusion. You know a fact e facts very they are. They're yeah so what we think about the hashtag me to move in a lotta times. The first people we kind of think of is David what's mine stain. Brad kavanagh but i feel like really a lot of it. Started in the comedy scene with louis c. k. And you'd talk over in your audio book a bit about the the the metoo movement and how. It's affected comedy. How can you tell our audience a little bit about your thoughts on on what. It's like in comedy posts me too because we've had in chicago with the comedy scene here. A lot of things like women were getting dragged at open. Mics and there is a lot of stuff that's happened and so i'm wondering how you feel like it's changed the comedy scene nationally. Or or you know where you tour well. I think the main thing is changed the conversations own that people have like the topic of you know rape sexual harassment. Power balances like. That's that's stuff is now disgust You know. I think it hasn't changed our things. You know louis c. k. a. t. He is not been returned to his level of like previous orient. Because a lot of what louis c. k. Had going for him was he was sort of seen as like this. Empathetic male feminist. I think like a lot of people will forget that he was like he was like considered woke. You know and now he's he's still performing a lot but he is playing to a moseley right wing audience at this point but even like the you know the dudes that have been accused of you know even like worse off like you got like. There's two comedians on la to this year that have been accused very credibly of dating teenagers. In fact one of them even admitted it. You know so like basically you know having sex with minors. that seems like you know pedophilia. Or whatever seems like a thing that people should be willing to lake. Rally around like Hey you know we shouldn't have that but you know those guys are still performing a lot. And i don't i. Don't you know they have some career consequences of their careers. Definitely aren't like over or whatever so you know it's it's a seeing that has had an impact but definitely definitely. There's still a problem. Was you know sexual predators in in comedy like if you look at a lineup early. Two thousands like every guy on the show sexual assault. You know you saying more more more women comedians. A like doing shows like are they getting more airplane time. I think so. I mean i think the people are starting to have a conversation like a. I think that it's people are just not having the women in comedy conversation that much anymore. That was comedy but go and that was the.