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"john boorman" Discussed on Table Reads

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06:12 min | 1 year ago

"john boorman" Discussed on Table Reads

"What the fuck so regulars got the last word. And I can't believe fucking Shitty with his shitty dialogue at the Shitty fucking last line. He gets a wrap up this entire epic fucking thing. What the fuck is up with that that ended badly? Yeah what it also started badly and there was a lot of bad in the middle. I mean there were some scenes that weren't pad. I think the middle the middle's good the beginning with trash. The middle was like absolutely where this movie shine. Mike with all of its fucking experimental bullshit. Yeah the end was just really good at being what it was an well the last bit and then the ending. I'd just I'd like you said I feel like he wrote this all like was like we're not gonNA sleep what. I don't know what I don't get is if GANDALF can shoot fucking lightning bolts. And he's like such a bad ass with the sword. Why did he frees? Everybody in Ice Cubes. Remember when the wolves attacked. Like could they just fuck fought the wolves? Did he do it yet I think he was the end to be white tired from smoking. Too Much fucking secret mushrooms. Four minutes I don't know man I dunno it. I forget I got nothing. I got nothing all right guys. I'm going to turn you ice cubes. That's a good idea because I'm a wizard. Fireworks Buried Ice Cubes. No less right. That's my least favorite and favourite. Part fucking Sarramon turned into sites this aside show guy and he looks up and he's like. Oh where's the ball? Where's the mall? Where's the ball? Find The ball twenty dollars. That's how we started. That's how he won the tower. Yeah he was like the mouthpiece of the devil like yeah with anybody shop his fucking head off like real but you can't trust that do unbelievable. Just maybe John Berman. Thought like oh. It's better to have him be like you know humiliated. You know how we humiliate people instead of punishing them for their crimes. Because it's so much better just started that the ring was there was one murder in the Pella Norfield's the seals are still covered in fucking corpses. The world's shouldn't let some mud is right right. The humans could be like that right. The humans can be like. Oh you know what live and let live. Were seduced by the power or science supposed to be able to survive in daylight time for hand. Yeah poof were discussing slug monsters right. All of that was bad. I'm really confused. Yeah Yeah however it's over in eleven episodes one for each member of the fellowship right. It is good time. Yeah and right at hour pretty much. Bam like fucking perfect. This was God. We're getting good at this shit. So Josh you can see me I'm GonNa have you change it for next time because I fixed my website. You Joshua J. Baker Dot Com. That's the part of my email right there where you can see my videos and stuff you could also see my videos on video dot com slash. Mr Joshua J. Baker official now excellent just still has nothing. He's a ghost on the Internet. Do not exist is a ghost in the machine. I come from the come for the US leak. Make him normal although he could feed on your Patriotic and support. If you WANNA go patriotic and support. The child love Patriot Patriot. Actually if you WANNA find us anywhere on the Internet go to link tree slash table reads remember that's A. L. I. N. K. T. R. Dot ee slash table reads. If you're not familiar with learning tree everything is there are youtube channel. Our website every platform. You could possibly listen to our show on The Patriots it's all there If you think we're on a websites and you want to find us they're just put slash table reads and pretty much find us. We don't have t shirts. I wanted. T shirt table Res Dot Gov Dot Gov yes. The website is table PODCAST DOT com. You can go to rate this podcast. Slash table reads and it will give you links to review US ON WHATEVER DEVICES. You happen to us or beyond. It's very convenient yes. It's a new thing just invented like week really and we're on it because we're cutting edge motherfucking podcast so convenient. Just shake that three anyway wherever? You are listening to this please. Rate and review. Give a like subscribe all that Shit next week. Batman Year one by Frank Miller John on the movie that would have been directed by Darren Aronovski. So do tune in for that. That's going to be a wild fuckin- ride like mister toad is going to be like that. Right is too wild for me however Mister toad talks. I don't know I I don't think I ever got to ride Mr Toes. Woz Ride Oh man somewhat toad Mario. I'm real oh then dies guys. We'll see you next week four Batman Year one until then keep your unit on. You will miss you. This podcast was created by Sean mcbain for more visit table reads PODCASTS DOT COM. Cut to black..

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"john boorman" Discussed on Table Reads

Table Reads

10:02 min | 1 year ago

"john boorman" Discussed on Table Reads

"Liberal script written that is so bad no one will fill. Mid these brave podcasters will bring it to life just so they can market. This is table reads so the movie is a good part. Which means your script a worth the bubble SHEILA NICKEL WITH SEAN MC be Jeff Lewis and Joshua Baker. Hello and welcome to table reads episode one hundred ten one two heart eleven of Lord of the Rings by John Boorman Part Eleven. So many parts. The finale foreshore one hundred percent. See now this is. This is episode one ten. Yes that's a lot of episodes Jeff. No this is part. On eleven part eleven hundred was part. One of this is unprecedented. Jeff O on to get into the high number double. Digits fucked me up past the number fingers. I can't do it on. The hands is no good so today. I was doing the videos for Youtube. And it kept airing out when I was trying to export it because it turns out that what. Oh nine or one zero nine Dash John Gorman's Lord of the Rings Part. Ten was just too many characters for premier to hand. Fuck going into the double. Digits was like Maroon Algorithm side to save it as just lt are ten and then change it later because premier was not having. That's super weird. I did nine and ten today. No problems with nine. Exporting ten no two long title Buddy under offing all bunch of problems with premier this morning too. So that's not the new adobe making our lives suck sense always Dobie. I drove the work. Listened to the PODCAST. The podcast myself. I definitely want to get through this today so previously on table. Renew the battle of the Pella. Norfield's is finally one and era. Gorn takes his rightful place as the king of gone door and immediately sets off for his next battle at the black gates of mortar. Genn faces against Saruman who was acting as the mouth. Of Sal Ron as cell runs. Power GROWS ERA Gordon. His soldiers are set by a horde of more doors forces. Meanwhile Salmon Frodo have been reunited and are working on escaping the ORC filled tower. Which is where we find them now. Fade in and look who remember to turn on the script to this for those of you watching on Youtube you can read along on the script except they're not watching on Youtube. Why not check it out on Youtube? We have twenty three subscribers over there because our youtube channels pretty new subscribe. Why Subscribe Smash that Notification Button? Yeah hit that Bill. Yeah I'm going to come up with some good just in case you find yourself in an arc field tower. You miss that. I'm not saying what it was. It was a you missed something. Great it was very sexy. It was incredible. Oh yeah that's how we do. Sean Mc what you ruined it. You ruined my Wardrobe Malfunction Exterior Tower Day Gloom Salmon fruita crawling stumble through the door. The frenzy ORCs gather weapons and rush towards it Salmon Frodo find themselves on the ragged rocks outside the Tower Mount. Doom looms above them. The gloom rising out of its cone. Nobody calls the top of a volcano cone right. I guess a geologist might did a geologist. No in architect wrote this. Oh Going after standard geometry. Jeez hey go wrote wrote a what is it wrote? A Rotunda Rhododendron. That's a flower right. Now that's a Rhododendron but there is like a row Rodica man. It's not a Rodin. You'll meet all that and there's a DOE deca drain which is fourteen cited like Like Shakespeare's theatre the globe theatre. Dr Seuss Shit. Our Shit meat at work. Actually I learned that from doctor who sorry denied your credibility not in Alabama right now a river of ORCs gushes out of the door in the wake of Salmon Frodo. They hurtle down towards the gates of mortar. A few ORCS break away from the main contingent fanning out across the land slopes of mount doom. We're finally outdo seven Frodo scamper down the ragged rocks. Dodging the ORC patrols. The hobbits crouch into the rocks for shelter. They have escaped the tower. Only the open mountain lies before them. Exterior the gates of mortar day. Glue the battle is joined the chosen make up long line and take the full impact of the Forces. Us issuing for more door Eric. Orange power is also took me away. Yeah let me get airborne. Sorry hold on. Oh Oh do putting this on that broke ass sword. This is like the Lord of the Rings Thunder Road. You've hidden track for me with that. We haven't used this. It's hard rock. Superhero. I keep skipping. It of it doesn't fit with Middle Earth. There is no electric guitar in middle or arrogance. Power is awesome sick. Air Power is awesome. He holds one flank alone. Rotating the sword reforge around his head cutting swath through the enemy. Gandalf is on the other flank employing a mixture of conventional swordsmanship with his Elf. Sword and wizard tricks up and rabbits on at stabs of lightning fly off his oscillating staff lady. Bring back but it's because a staff and a sword bring back the Glam during the sword and the stuff that doesn't seem like Lord of the Rings Cannon. So that makes sense. How do you fight with that? He's casting lightning over here like wasting it around like stabbing her. He's like lightning trump. Lightning TROPPO. You notice he tapes it together and he's got like magical one in like Darth Maul Bo staff seen your five jeff whatever. His powers awesome. Wait yes are you the Star Wars Bo staff kid from the viral video figured it out on me. I have not aged correctly. Only if only you had all of the the money from the clicks calculated probably didn't get twenty when I was twelve. He probably if read it has taught me anything he got like twenty hits and then someone reposted it. Got Twenty million. Yup died from barking. Gandalf is on the Did that oscillating staffs ruler at his mysterious behest. Some of the giant men turn their clubs against their ORG masters. This is super metal out really like this. He's like Waldo Dude's totally medal. Let's kill these. Go Up until at the center of the others legalist dimly. Merry Pippin Aylmer supported by the chosen to bearers. Hold high the effigy of Frodo. What Oh that's right. The ORCS had an effigy of photo. I thought like all the good guys were holding up the road. They fight breathe briefly and fiercely but are pushed back by the overwhelming odds. They retreat in an orderly way leaving many of their comrades killed and wounded but they take a heavy toll of ORCs exterior slopes of mount. Dum Dum Salmon. Frodo clamber warily. Up the ever steeper slopes their hands and legs are lacerated by the jagged rocks the ground is loose and shifting and they keep losing their footholds and slipping down forced to grab.

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"john boorman" Discussed on Table Reads

Table Reads

09:40 min | 1 year ago

"john boorman" Discussed on Table Reads

"There sees the lifeless body of alien. He takes her in his arms. Gandalf rises translate and rips the banner of Ellen Deal from its Mast Era Gordon Summons all his strength and grasp say owens body tightly to his. The onlookers are deadly silent. Alien Does Not Stir era. Gordon spreads out her arms and covers her with his body presses. His Palms on her poems his legs on her after a moment she moans and her body rides trapped era orange. Great Wait Oh keep going off. So this is like a prince charming thing. Prince charming kisses sleeping beauty waker but era gorn musher he. He's like a bitch he didn't rape her. He just laid on top of her like she was a bed and she's naked remember. I know she's a naked lady. This is how we all. She has hypothermia. Dad was broken. Everyone knows when they're not reading. Smarter them throw them so their lungs cannot expand when he feels her stir he rises lifting her with him in folding her in his arms pressing her mouth and body to his gandalf folds the banner as if performing a ritual era. Gordon releases her mouth and she sucks in breath gasping. He looks into her face enraptured. By her Pale beauty era gorn whispers tour in a low voice my breath. I give you my life I give you by the ache of exile. I draw out your AAC Long Nights. I have lain alone. I call you back to me. She stirs her eyes flutter open for a second but she fades again era gorn grasps her and kisses her with passionate intensity. This Sleeping Beauty. Esca would Mamaloni. Gandalf dips the banner now tightly folded into the blood of Dennis. Thor the blood soaks into the white cloth. He's just having fun just cleaning up. He's dying it. You got that air going. Good good good. Tidy up in flutes out of her deep coma and looks into Eric Gordon. Sad loving is her face. Flushes with color as the greenest fades she smiles. They look into each other's eyes with love. Gandalf unfurled the BR banner with a sweeping gesture on the white flag is beautiful Munn Dala in blood radiating from the center of the White Tree. This rain in one thousand nine hundred seventy so this motherfucker is like he's going to tie the flag with dinosaurs. That is exactly what happened. I thought I was joking. It I don't like when I make a joke of something that I think would be utterly ridiculous and the script then. Does that thing as if it is not ridiculous? I love it sounds predom- strikes against John stomas. I mean after one hundred episodes. You gotta be. You've read so many bad so bad. Oh no but this script surprises me constantly. Surprised Sean Strub. You're not surprising you call and I. It's like you have a split personality. One person who knows exactly what's going to happen in the next person's like tie-dyed. What the fuck shots. And then it is and he's like my God. She's got a bipolar disorder. One's a really bad script writer and then the other one's just amazed at how bad his script right. That's a great movie Geza. This is awful one's a critic writer all that's a great idea. And he's made his career trashing the other one's career. You're not patriotic. You fucking me. Let us make these things. Fucking tie-dye fucking. Tyler. A major awesome bitch and ask close. It is as though the bare tree had burst into blossom. Gandalf holds it above Erik Gordon Aylwin as a canopy the to embrace as the great banner billows about them Gandalf calls out and exaltation the other hands of the game. The King has returned to Gumbo King. Med school wild cheers breakout walls. All the children in the elders burst into a chance on king clean a we. Rehearse this kings above the chant. Gandalf can be heard continuing his song in a deep resonant voice for all the researchers of Fire Selby woken a light from the shadows suffering. Pippen's exalt excited voice is Heard. It looks like an end. I keep hoping pippen like knows the song this sounds breaking into song with him. Sword look look renewed the king that was broken the Kremlin king and the Crown Factory Starter shake to renewed child Chubby blade that was broken the crown king that fuck you know I keep saying chromos king take three take three. We're nude shelby blade that was broken. The crown lists again. So I'LL BE K- the two broken ends of Eric Gordon. Sword are glowing with incandescent S- The makeshift handle of one. Half is burning to ashes while the ground into which the other half is plunged is scorched and smoldering all eyes. Turn upon it. Era Gore kneels by the sword. Aylwin still weak but radiant stands leaning against Mary era. Gorn lists the two halves of the sort. Above his head bringing the incandescent parts together and immediately they fuse he rises holding the immense soared by it's handle with his two hands and swings it through the air the wild cheering and jubilation augment from the walls. A chorale rises up your heart to sing it like I did. I shall be King Era Gordon Swings the mighty sword above his head Great Triumphal Arc's then he turns as if struck by horror and despair. Where is Frodo what a Frodo I would think is horror and despair? It'd be like all right. I just gave his mouth to mouth. And now everyone's got to marry her. Oh Shit I'm out there like a thing about our win. All right. We're done with the story. I really have to reread the book because I remember I watched the movie. I was like wait a second. I thought he ended up with Aylwin and then I looked it up and was like I was wrong. I don't know where I got that idea but now I'm thinking wait. Was I wrong? Because this seems like he's ending up with a Owen right nerds. Don't yell at me I will figure it out. I can't remember right now. Don't yell at me for not knowing who era Gord ends up with plea. I like Kelly. Don't listen to this. I don't think she does. I like to err on us. Everybody's like yeah we want and there's a new king and get off a new songs him for fucking arrogance like where's where's the ring. Where's the rink kind of important? Yeah where the fuck is photo the thing we're fellowship of. Timorese return of it is word from our sponsor what's up dachshund dockets Trevor Thompson. They self appointed London's critic here and if you like old cartoons and watching online reviewers dissect them then. You probably have the same thing I did about two years ago. A watch every Saturday morning. I do a brand new commentary of Warner Brothers. Short all throughout the month. I do video essays examining the history of these cartoons yet. 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"john boorman" Discussed on Table Reads

Table Reads

02:52 min | 1 year ago

"john boorman" Discussed on Table Reads

"The last glimmer of life dreams Elliott same plane took over the mounds of rubble at the breach Gandalf and his followers appear some. The writers cheer butter barely heard over the sorrowful cries of their companions. The howling of the ORCS and the moaning of the wounded gandalf followed by Dennis. Thorn Pippen walks into the circle of ride. Riders Denison drags the crown behind him hanging on a leash from his belt. So Weird Pippen runs to marry side. Gandalf kneels beside Phaeton and gently lifts up the King's head caressing his brow. How Froth bubbles at his mouth his face is grey above the horn call authorities crazy ranting is hurt blood is rotting and we we fall into a deep a dream of Tara the dog nor was snatched up bodies and we shall linger at the edge of life and become a person race Gandalf? Doubt surely you can heal us of the black shadow. Allies down beside Phaeton and grotesquely goes through the motions of dying although he his suffered no wounds just making fun of Diet. Look I'm you to be GANDALF. Does not answered. Dinosaurs provocation leads. The Distant Din of high pitch Bugle calls has caught his attention. He rushes off drawing his sword. His cloak billowing the hornblower continuous dirge of distress. Mary's is is half open. He sees pippen and smiles. He talks as if in a daze been all my hero and I am gesture Mary. Heroes injustice equals aren't they. We shouldn't forget the Euro Asia and return ever this brief word from our sponsors. What's up Docs dots? Trevor Thompson. The self-appointed looney tunes critic and if you like old cartoons and watching online reviewers dissect them then you probably said the same thing I did about two years ago. What the Mayor Watch every Saturday morning? I do a brand new commentary of Warner Brothers Short all throughout the month I do video. Essays examining the history of these cartoons. Catch my videos on YouTube dot com slash ferris wheel house too or others use the Hashtag looney tunes critic now. Here's Eric Thousand. The New Voice of bugs bunny you're looney tunes critic Bergara close movies report. Which means your script Ain't worth the buffalo sheet on a nickel Michael.

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"john boorman" Discussed on Table Reads

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11:29 min | 1 year ago

"john boorman" Discussed on Table Reads

"I. I WanNa see the treadmill doesn't make any sense would have we'll let go and the thing goes down in committee. Army gets fat and lazy but they haven't read Camila exciting. I hope they get a lot of visitors though they have to pose each visitors. Got This like the things we're a car goes through. Don't don't go through then close after every call. Yeah every every there's the one guy there at the little booth with a clipboard or home see your name on the list off the blow my horn and call and it's just I'm super ripped guy who has to be on the treadmill. Every everything in the town is ran by. ooh bring me food. Fire up the oven. The right on the edge of Morton Owen visiting being so corpulent guard. And it's been so long now now gained off comes news. I you can't open the gate. It is I king Dimitar. Musk and I'm here to reinvent the wheel. You must okay exterior inside the gate. Oh yeah carrying the square surrounded by a Great Wall of iron stone in which there are other doors which open onto different parts of the city. The guards are desperately turning the treadmill. Close the heavy gates which slowly we start to swing back into getting tired but the or horsemen come crashing through the gates some smashing into them the ORCS who get through jump to the ground and attack the guards on the treadmill I don't know or they can't catch them back running on the treadmill trying to chase. He's the guard the reserves. I hope to get up to the throne room. Someone has to like operate in escalator with a treadmill. I would love to see that fight. Or they're running. They're going up then they just stand Come on run one three one one. Three two on without or courses run beserk across the square spreading panic and confusion. Among the soldiers the various doors are being hastily closed to seal off the square from the city or throw themselves onto the treadmill trying to reverse its direction in an open the gates again. They seem to be succeeded. He's horses cheating motherfuckers. The Gate stops moving. The guard struggled desperately to keep turning their way. So it's not they don't run across. Ross they have to turn the way they want the gate to go. It's like a Mario level. ooh originally I wanna see the chase scene between the nozzle and the soldiers had an on the treadmill where the Naga just can't seem like do weep reaped the doors is closed in the whole fucking guards like I met her. Eat this mushroom go. The ORCS works need does Gandalf rides up on shadow. uh-huh facts his sword drawn shadow facts rears up and beats the treadmill with his hooves or dislodged and the weight helps the treadmill to start start turning again once again the gates begins to close or it's rush into the gap between the way. What happened to the nozzle he? It was in front of all the ORCS so or getting in. Should there not be a NAS- goal in this city. Now ORCs rush into the the gap between the closing gates jamming them with their bodies. A furious fight ensues to hack and push the bodies away. Finally the gates are shut with a clang exterior battlements above the gates on the battlements above the gates death or is slouched against the parapet oblivious to the struggle below pippen stands by his side low. Dennis thors the Great Square. It's toll molten confusion the background to his anguished face he glares down at pippin more. Tell me more pippen neal's and offers his sword to death for Roy Moore except the modest services of Haflinger of the Shire death or takes the sword except apt Dennis. Thor throws the sort over the battlements fucking hunt but not your sword only your tongue in memory Marie of Boreham. Ach GANDALF hot with battle followed by the captains of ministerial a a sense to the battlements. You'll do on the first circle of the city is burning dinosaurs gaze drifts. Over the city the outer wall is on fire. Swarms of ORC Bowman fire clusters of burning arrows over the battlements. What are your commands load? And I'm Stewart the Minna flying from the walls and leaving them unmanned hip and looks out over the battlements towards more door and seize upon the plane gene endless flanges. Nice of ORCS and trolls advancing to the beat of drums and a screech of truck trumpets. They push great machines of war before them. Dennis Doors Gaze fixed on the burning wall pippen in fear retreats close together. We'll go fight and burn for burn. We Must Gandalf. Your hope. Is the fee GANDALF. Your hope is to rule in my stead. No dinner my hope is that all worthy things outlast doom and grow fair and bear fruit and flower. Again in days to come pretty fucking flowery of you speaking. These words Gandalf seems seems to regain his inner light and out gazes death ors demented stare. GANDALF turns to the captain's each one zero place. And what more can I hope our ask and I shall be where I am most needed in the CAN. Somewhere else. GANDALF and the captain's their spirits higher depart death or smiles and begins to convulse rhythmically as though struck by invisible blows behind them a huge battering ram is repeatedly pounding at the wall. Dennis thord jerks and winces each time. The Wall is struck. Pippin watches anxiously exteriors burning walls the battering ramp pounds and a breaches force in the wall howling or swarm over the rubble the populace and the soldiers flee in terror interior. The Tower Day Sam crouches on the same step behind the grill fevered a cold sweat covering his pallid face he holds the ring in his hand and regards it with a mixture of revulsion and fascination or feet clink on the Grill Sam glances up the grill swings open five or begins at ascend. Sam looks at them his his face quivering then down at the ring his hands tremble as he starts to put the ring on his finger the ORCs hold flares which it's like their faces and their heads. Excuse me then. Their heads seem to float disembodied in the darkness. Sam Puts on the ring. A blinding light erupts all around him. The ORCS approaching Sam contorted in agony. Their bodies. convulse they stagger stagger off the steps plunging onto the rocks below a dense cacophony. Assaults Sam's ears he forces himself up the steps and through the open grill so as he approaches them the guards begins to convulse and look at him blindly. One seems to be rushing at Sam but he hurdles pass them in crashes into rough surface won't rough surfaced wall another throws himself on the ground at Sam's feet and beats his own face again and again on the flagstone tone. Sam Stumbles over New York and falls to the ground hitting his elbow on the flagstones. He rises swaying uncertainly. Almost swooning his skull reverberates with screeching sounds what he sees is blurred and ill defined as if bleached out by the searing light. Sam makes out the inside if the tower rising above him there are no more intervening floors. A Aram spirals up in endless concentric ever diminishing circles disappearing into a pinpoint of light leading off from the ramp arse. I arches and passageways which opened into chambers and areas of darkness. The construction is ragged and built around natural rock. Doc between the tiers of the Ramp Stalactites Stalagmites have formed upon the ramp ORCs. Come and go busily. The ground floor is a rough open. Space where weapons are being forged sacks of food and supplies are being carried hither and fitter visitor visa. The atmosphere is that of an anthill preparing for war. Sam's effect is startling or close to him feel convulsive agony as though they're nervous systems were scalded those further off. I feel pain and discomfort. They all look in his direction. But their Gaze Blake they are like iron filings and Sam the magnet it each movement of Sam Sends reprecussions rippling.

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"john boorman" Discussed on Table Reads

Table Reads

10:58 min | 1 year ago

"john boorman" Discussed on Table Reads

"The script is written. That is so bad. No one will film in these brave podcasters will bring it to life just so they can market. This is table reads. So the movie's Kaput which means near script a worthy bubble SHINOLA nickel with Sean Be Jeff Lewis and Joshua Baker. Hello everybody welcome back to table. Reads the only leash O- on the Internet. The only one the only one with Sean mcvay this is it. This is the entirety of all the shows on the Internet. Though it'd it'd be can we won. We won the Internet. A welcome to episode one o seven Lord of the Rings Part Eight by John Boorman. We're doing really. What's the longest the longest we've done so far is eight episodes? Oh Man oh we did it so we are on page one twenty one seventy eight yeah. We're not going to finish. Is this so this is this is going to be the new record setter but it is also the longest script we've ever read. I've never read a script hundred eight hundred eighty pages long. I'm assuming a couple of other ones have random episodes not just like one right. There's been like two or three that ran eight episodes live in one and none have gone beyond that and this is going to be ten episodes easy for almost an unknown territory by the end of this episode. No one's ever for listen to us be the same people for this law. At least there's a lot of people to be that's particular thing. Yeah that's true. If we could remember number who we were. All voices sounded like you know we'll manage. We're professionals right. Yeah I mean we better be for the on this show on the Internet right. We have a huge responsibility to the entirety of the Internet. Billions of people listening way more episodes the most pilots for ABC. All right. Let's get into it previously on table reams. So if you've seen and or read Lord of the Rings you Kinda know what's happening at this point after six episodes worth of utter Bat Shit Insanity. The descript finally settled into something pretty straightforward and recognizably Lord of the rings when we left off Frodo and Sam were on their way into mortar with Ghalem who apparently drowned in a marsh elsewhere. Era Gordon legalists in gimle are heading to gone door with Ao Mir. While Marion Pippen who have found the resurrected directed Gandalf the white and freed king say it in from the influence of Solomon's Minion wormtongue and they also are heading toward gone door. So that's where we are. Let's get into it fade in and some music exterior the tree day. The thundering hooves of the writers of Rohan dissolves slowly through to the roots of the tree in which Sam and Frodo sleep the roots of coiled about the rocks at the base of the Great Wall of more door as seen through the flashing flashing hooves. They seem to move then. They are moving as though the growth of one hundred years happened in a minute. The Roots Prize apart heart gaps between the stones and push through the wall tel.. It begins to Groan and sway up in the branches. Sama weeks to feel the tree trembling ambling in shuttering he shakes frodo awake master. It's the tree angry or something. FRODO sits up with a start. The Wall is very close they can hear it. Creaking cracks appear. I think I'm sure it's fighting the wool. They look look down and their guesses confirmed. The Wall is crumbling as the roots. Advance it's true. What a treat to take on a wall as ideas ideas this hold on? The Wall begins to Bulge crazily towards them down below the rocks and roots ride in violent conflict. The hobbits Klingon desperately as the wall crashes onto them huge rocks thunder down and the brave tree bends is under their weight the trunk groans and the roots are torn screaming from the rocks as the tree falls under the weight of the wall as the the dust. Settles Sam's head appears from under the rubble. Master are you there photo emerges coughing in the broken gap of the wall. They see before them. The vast and terrible lands of more door in the far distance mount doom belches just smoke and sends it's Paul over everything below it is angry unrelenting land dotted with ragged rock formations. Some of them are transformed into bunkers. A massive tower rises to a great height far on the right a road winds away from the tower on the road hordes of ORCS rix and trolls March along the trail with mechanical jerky movements. The man I hope he makes ORCs in Shit robots that would be right on par with descript Marovo Slash Mechanical bits fall out. What is this Sh- short? So do you have foreign there right. I already with that. The breaking of the wall attracts the attention of the ORC captains. They stop and turn their eyes upon it. FRODO and Sam duck down into the rubble but an irrepressible impulse makes Frodo peer through a crack. At the tower edits summit a pinpoint of light appears it grows into the shape of an eye and turns its gaze toward salmon. FRODO FRODO GROANS GROANS under. It's awful power is hand. Goes to the ring. must put it all on Sam where lost do muster and I shall die if hi. Don't Sam takes photos hand and pulls it away from the ring. It requires all SAM strength and both his hands to keep Frodo from putting it on the ice searches then turns it. Searing Gaze upon the column of ORCs froze hand relaxes. The I seems to send tremors rippling through the ranks of the ORCS in spontaneous response groups of ORCs break into into a frenzied rush toward the breached wall shouting to each other in an alien tongue. The column moves on the I fades Frodo and Sam panic afresh at this new hazard. They are still tangled in branches of the tree. Excuse use me. Sam gets a sudden inspiration service once more brave tree. He drags a bushy pushy branch clear of the rubble and fro follow suit with another they stand at the branches upright and hide inside them the ORCs converge on the rubble and start to rebuild. He build the wall swearing shoving one another as they bend under the Labor captain. Quickens the work with a many thronged lash win over the ORCs whenever the ORCs have their backs turned salmon. Frodo move a few feet. Further away shielded by their branches. She's when the captain's gaze turns toward them. They keep stocks still again. That's a fucking cartoon new Bill Newell Soon there well into the land of more door with their bushes hearing through the leaves of their branches. They look in awe at the endless column of troops horses and engines war passing across the desert plain toward the distant gates whole bore Amir. I hope he gets back to ministerial and time to meet this onslaught slots or Mir's dead. A photo ran off without. Yeah yeah he's fine. Was He gonNA bore Amir Dow. Why would he say that he's like last time I saw is dude? He tried to steal this fucking ring like to meet this onslaught slot. He's like Oh poor. Bore Mir I hope he makes it here in time to get murdered by Dick Remillard. Somebody loves murder murder murder my getting murder murder and data divy missed. Aw Montage there we go waiting on that converging on mysterious night shadow facts gallops along the high rim of a hill with GANDALF's cloak streaming out behind and pippen's face peers out at the the night behind them clouds Scud across the moon. The horse appears to have left the ground and to be leaping through the sky night host of ORCs call slowly is that call coils coils slowly toward the great gates across the desert hazard plane of more door. A deep red glow issues from the joints. In the armor of the Rick Captains casting ghastly light across the hordes night era gorn followed by Rangers of the North Rides through an ancient battlefield era Gorna standing in his saddle. Oh arms raised in salute. He calls out a deep wordless. Cry In response. The dead men and elves is is up ripping open their graves. GOSAR ME GHOST army. This is the ghost army that just been waiting already. They're on their defeated but undefeatable now once defeated yeah. They're fucking defeated defeated but.

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"john boorman" Discussed on Table Reads

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11:20 min | 2 years ago

"john boorman" Discussed on Table Reads

"Delicate drapes. Hang down from the beams and wind around the columns obstructing the openings. To to the Air and light the hall is indigenous. The court lounges and posts. CRAN deal content hint as musicians play loops and liars and a girl in wispy veils performs a graceful dance King Theatre and sits upon an austere thrown of would carve to the shape of a horse the seal of which has been softened the seat which has been softened with cushions. He is Weisensee with a Pale. Wise face and heavy-lidded is is counselor. A thin nervous hunchback sits at his feet and to one inside stands his daughter Aleman serving wine to her father. She is a beautiful maiden with intense talk features. The women of the court finally in Pro Vakhidov Lee dressed as the men wear elaborate doublets and cod pieces. Todd Pieces Suixi Stewards move among them with pictures of wine. GANDALF's violent entrance disrupts erupts this pleasant scene the courtier spring up angrily only. The king remains seated the hunchback moves with surprising alacrity towards the door. Crying out in a falsetto voice. Gods gods who permits this owl intrusion. The guards come clattering In GANDALF's wake hurl geared on teen of Rohan I- Gandalf the white. Come to warn you. Got Come to warn you of a mortal danger that will soon engulf yo pretty vanities I come to rouse you from your further cushions and put pads put put saddles panel forty two rows from your no further cushions and put saddles in the place. Gaddafi climbs down from shadow facts and Marian Pippen scramble scrambled down after him and hide in the skirts of his cloak. The old king rises painfully from his seat leaning heavily on a staff made from a horse's sources by these guys are really into Thi- they're into horses into his frame now wracked act with age was clearly once tall and proud you. Will you be saying I'm always GONNA it'll be hunchback hatchback both can do old apples. Follow you I just feel like you're saying is going to sound exactly like handle. Yeah that's what drew troubles ever follow. You like Crows Muster Gandalf. There is no welcome. Welcome for you. Hear the hunchbacked screams out at the guards. Seize Bass a fender to the king's peace. Throw the storm Crow to the dogs GANDALF ignores the hunchback. He addresses hidden. Drink Zillion I bring you aid aid. Did you bring Ben Horses on these. Your warriors the hunchback darts forward and pulls Marion Pippen from under GANDALF's cloak the fuck. It's a fucker Christmas. who had the courtiers? Forte's laugh at the cowering hobbits but GANDALF swings his staff. And it crackles ominously the hunchback drops the Hobbiton scampers back to the king. Deep your tongue behind your teeth one tongue. I have not passed through fire and death to to bend the crooked words with one more. Who secretly serves the doctor ordered of mortal shock? Greet this accusation. Wormtongue the hunchback appeals to the king is is and slander spoke talking crow. You up pick of booms in a cavity and fouled that grows back on war. He points to warm tone. He has cancelled meeting and kept me the council me and kept. He's landing piece troppled tots. Ten one worm have eaten out the heart of a great people. I spill L. on your guards. I set my head flings against Joe Paltry Soldiers Gandalf kicks Marian pin forward stirred by his words. They draw draw their swords and face up to the perplex soldiers before the doubtful prowess of the habits can be tested. GANDALF springs forward Robert in tears down one of the tall drapes that hangs against the wall from the high roof daylight bursts in throwing gandalf into blinding silhouettes. All these the weapons of the writers of row homes Sim Sackey's. He swirls the cloth about his head. It twirls in coils in the air forming strange shapes the courtiers watch mesmerized. Will you hear the truth. Oh turn away my over four. Strike your ears. Cheap wizard tricks. Duma craft minority expand before you are bewitched. Ao and Leans is over and speaks softly to her father. But not without sarcasm. Father has to say words cannot harm a warrior king. They say it does not respond to his daughter or to the hunchback's plea he remains impassive allowing events to take their course. GANDALF has become trance-like. He begins to speak softly earned Maurya. I've failed caught in the coils of the Bowel Rog. At the mention of his name. A gasped breaks out from the court deep into the abyss beyond light. Eight and knowledge. We failed his file was about me and I was burnt but his fire was quick by cold. That was the tide of death and now he was a thing of slime stronger than a strangling snake. We've fought under the living earth. Where time is not counted fall? Oh below the deepest delving of the rolls. The world is gnawed by nameless. Things even saw knows them not darkness. took me I strayed out of thought and time. I was broken naked on the hard Horn of the world. Long Lehai so then came faint to my is the gathered rumors of all lands. The springing and the dying the singing and the weeping and the slow everlasting grown of over-burdened stone then came a vision of the agony of Middle Earth. My heart was open to all the hurts of the world the evil of Ron I upon me crossing me the life that was lived in me in Oh my forms ebbed away but a silly voice called me back Hobart Voice and I thank you you and I had a dream of half link. They were so afraid yet. Braver than many kings. They were foolish yet. Wiser than many wizards they lived in despair. Yet they found hope their spirits drew me back from the everlasting night has voiced now rises and grows. He thunders out. No in this world there still remains a short time of doubt. Now we must risk. Oh for one last battle against the evil. That would overwhelm us and view Theodore Lord of these great lands so turn the scales right Out once more old man listen to solely feet tall. The court is transfixed by GANDALF's words only only now to the courtiers dare breathe. The young burst out with wild cheers. Say IT and rises to his feet a smile breaking across his his face. Dispelling the wrinkles of age. All wars seem urgent to the young. I do not see this. One is is a special as you claim I should write again in the hall. There is Great Commotion. Ao and falls to her knees and holds the Kings Robe. She speaks strong and clear. I alien a warrior and not Alta King's daughter. I would have leapt into my saddle while he still spoke while still he spoke. Meanwhile wormtongue throws himself a theater and dagger in Hand Marianne Pippen trip him up and turn him over. Wormtongue hung lies on his hunchback tracks like an upturned beetle just stimulating kicking he shrieks out late feeble king turtle them say it and draws his sword. He grows in power with every moment shedding his years. As a horse throws off. It's winter coat and spring terminus too with Meena story if the court responds with frantic enthusiasm in the surging of excitement they no. You didn't thrust his sword spinning through the air exterior the planes day. The sword descends and theater and catches it again. He is on horseback galloping at the head of the riders of Rohan armed and armored Helms flowing favors flying his eyes shine with the the pleasure of the Gallup Gandalf on shadow. Facts rides at the king's side from under GANDALF's cloak pippen's face appears. He looks about him with all wide. Eyed wonder manny. Mary's face appears from under the cloak of a writer. At GANDALF's left. This is is good enough to go in to build those book theater and raises. An arm is a signal. The riders drop their steaming. Horses in the company comes to a halt. Here's here is a parting of the ways. My captain shall divide together many men and horses. I shall seek the love of my son to go on my ways. On shuttle facts we may demean astuteness then with great cries of mysterious they set out again galloping on their several ways feed.

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"john boorman" Discussed on Table Reads

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03:06 min | 2 years ago

"john boorman" Discussed on Table Reads

"Yellow Face Pogo column. You reminded me of the weather in the Shire now. Rain Now son now wind now frost overhaul year sweat. He's talking about all these season. You just described a year. Sam is having a go at being cheerful master. There isn't a hole in this wall. Not even for a hobbit they edge on the marshes forcing them to press press close against the wall there is something of government froze posture the chain ways on firdaus neck and has rubbed at Rawal. FRODO FRODO lifts the chain for relief most Russell while it's heavy on me San lead very heavy Sam. Landis Sam points ahead. A withered oak tree is growing out of the base of the wall. Look where there's life. There's hope that's a John Lennon quote. I have a soundbite of John Lennon going with life is hope nerd pretty cool. What is it that on your board? You know didn't think going to need it for us. It's the right time periods of rain up the hall Exterior branches branches of the Oak Tree Day. Sam and Frodo were lying in the bowels of the tree exhausted Sam offers Frodo a piece of lettuce heavily by Mr Frodo and then a bit of sleep. How can we sleep under a sky like that? Is it night or day. The Great Slow Rolling Paul of Clouds and smoke Komo cast a deepening gloom over the marshes. Sam sniffs back a tear and takes photos head in his lap but say it's time for a midday nap. Sam begins to sing and cradle. FRODO is own eyelids drooping when someone lies upon the world and in the noon of gold old needs to rue for sleeping leaves the dreams of trees unfold Yom's on the shriveled leaves of the tree flutter and quiver. Oh I hope. This tree is a good tree in a bad place. If that's possible. He gives the tree of friendly slap and begins to chant as he falls off into sleep. Dream dig deep drink water though to sleep eater dig deep drink water. He has fallen asleep but the chant continues echoing through his head. Sam Nods off and his song goes onto onto the two songs intermingled. The sound of horses hooves is heard and the songs fall into the pattern of progressive.

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"john boorman" Discussed on Table Reads

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07:36 min | 2 years ago

"john boorman" Discussed on Table Reads

"Pippen is ham acting the great battle all around us. We just walked away and whirling whirling his hands above his head above US men horses or exhorts and we walked away beneath at all. Did pepin walks jauntily early away. Mary is puzzled. Believes this is the signal to make a bolt for it Mary. Let's show great great ceremony. Luna's your sword Pippen's strides up to figure demanding the sort. The figure looks down seeming to not pippen with great daring extracts the sword from its sheath the figure does not react pippen retreats sword in hand terrified and hands it to marry you get piggyback. Mary claims on Pippen's back who nearly collapses under his weight but he keeps up his nervous tyree under grade or above US wielding their swords. We just walked away. Mary grunts and Groans and wields. The sword most awkwardly pipping house and they charge the figure for the shot Diana but the weight of the Sword Pulls Mary backwards and the two of them crashed to the ground the figure explodes into laughter on. His face comes the beaming smile of Gandalf as his arms fly open and a grand gesture as if suddenly life courses through his body again exterior marshes day as though responding on sorry as though responding to Gandalf's gesture frodo stirs in his sleep. His Eyelids Quiver Gallon Leans over his whole body and face contorted in a spasm. His hands in a deadlock one of his feet swings up kicking himself in the stomach doubles in pain and left hand flies free immediately to be caught by right hand. This whole gallon fighting himself. Seen what's dumb I can see however they shoot it and remember there's no CGI Ghalem this is a Dudin. Makeup would have been played by Jim Carey in one thousand nine hundred ninety. You sure you stick with that given Beth very young Tom Selleck left Hammer. API lefthanders. Rapier Rabi is someone going for. The thing is like moving his tunic back in the right ones like brushing the head. I guess we're both rigby of come. Full Circle back to rape is rape good to know exterior forest forest day gandalf recovering from a hearty laugh is kneeling down over. The two habits can look up in amazement and disbelief. Oh hobbits wizards should have a hobby or two in their care. Gandalf who walks who talks and lives in riddles. Mary spits on his fingers. twirls one of GANDALF's bushy eyebrows. Best to gain don't remember Gandalf rises rises and stretches and lets out a great cry. That is part. Part of joy part pain exterior marshes dawn contorted and a paroxysm of conflicting parts on one. One foot kicks off the ground ground and gallon plunges into the mire with a great splash frodo awakens and frantically struggles to escape from the Meyer his hand. It clings to a rotting rock and he begins to pull himself out. Sub Sam Awakens with a start the Meyer already bubbling about his lips. He grasps photos hand and he scrambles out FRODO thrusts out his hands. GHALEM reaches out to grab it. But his other hand prevents him him amid the confusion of half formed words Ghalem the prayed the prey to paroxysms sink swiftly flee into the mire you swore on the precious to take us to modal Dolphins face twisted in agony is almost engulfed Sir Sam Grasps Frodo and points behind him fro turns above him just a few feet away the Great Wall all of more door rises out of the marshes Ghalem has sunk beneath the Meyer and that's it for him that's a wrap on Garland everybody thank you thank you very much no okay don books and they just stretch him out in the movies no exterior forest chorus slash middle earth model slash aerial shots K.. Drones maybe helicopter point that this middle earth model. That they're referencing is from the opening scene of the movie when we saw J. R. R.. Tolkien in the movie. It's it's been a long journey Sean. I only remember because I was listening to the podcast today. Okay we're we're we're making me. Think of crazy. Yeah I had forgotten about that and literally as you're reading on I'm like already holy Shit in my head as listening to it I went already. Holy Shit uh-huh Gandalf stands majestically with his eyes and arms appraised to the sky. The hobbits are next to him. Watching watching beyond an opening in the trees eye in the sky catching the Sun Hawk endlessly circles Gandalf's outstretched arms follow all of the Hawks flight. Although concentrating GANDALF talks warmly to the hobbits are was Gandalf. But for hobbits we'll always began. Nov I can see many things far off but things that are close at hand I cannot see glasses for them right. Sided I need by my eyes. Are White use the UH while before it was GANDALF's arms which trailed behind the circling of the hawk. Now it is the Hawk which follows the slow regular circling of GANDALF's conjure. It's like whittles thoughts. The power of wizards the Hawk descends on a winding spiral and a lights on Gandalf's arm arm he grasps the Hawks head firmly and stares deep into its I he sees fragmented and scrambled the sites. The hawks I has taken in. While soaring above midler the pressure of GANDALF's hand regulates the flow flow and speed of the images are squeeze more memories out of the bird. What have you seen burn? Let me just juice use this hawks brain real quick all the versions get him out. He had a lot of visions of blood. Well well this one eight talking very good at all. Oh man it. Just shed boo boo bad bird. Bad put that back in your Khloe..

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"john boorman" Discussed on Table Reads

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07:11 min | 2 years ago

"john boorman" Discussed on Table Reads

"I have heard these old tales elves and men overcame the armies of sorts. Our own he came back and the tail still still runs on. We're in it now. hobbits think of that. Sam Sam seems relieved if not happy US and his story to hey gone what would you like to be in this story the hero or the villain a real. What will we weans in one of the press you purses real the name of love? Word of Harvard's Carl of Hubbert Kind Sam and Frodo burst out laughing. Sam Doesn't imitation tation of gallons way of walking three little columns in a row. We shall be salmon. FRODO laugh heartily. They get careless taking Foale steps and sinking into the bog samples. Frodo out of a soft patch of Meyer during the foul Fowler. Also will salmon Frodo look at him expectantly Ghalem. After after a moment emits a soft but terrifying giggle salmon photo exchange glances of trepidation. GotTa try this giggle. The success. That was a success. Trepidation takes a terrified giggle. Exterior forests night terror stricken Merry and Pippin stumble over each other as they we've erratic path through the forest no pad we suddenly. They see that they are heading toward strength for a towering figure cloaked cloaked and hooded. Who is slowly opening his arms they grind to a stop and fall in a heap kicking up a flurry of leaves? They spin around and Russia frantically me upset direction. They scamper through the forest only to crash into an apparently identical figure. His cloak is flung open and from it issues glow of white light. The tall figure stands above the two paralyzed and trembling hobbits. What's his hands gripping their shoulders? The face which looks down upon the habit is that of Gandalf except that the eyes are white instead of gray and his expression is intense and paint. It's sunny mon.. The figures begin to walk in to talk in a deep voice as if each word had to be forced out painfully Saruman. And it's not ceremony. It's scandal oh I'm so wrong but as our Mont should have been of your sir. Marian Pippen are trembling with fear but pippen summons up the dregs of his courage. Many it's Saruman a bad wizard. Yes that's it. Try and get his sword. Now Pippen addresses the figure play-acting flamboyantly there. We were an orchestra closing all around us. Come on and give us a hand and Mary. Imitates growling ORCs the figure strains to listen and his paint expression reveals an inner struggle as if attempting to break through from a difficult plane of consciousness exterior marshes nights Frodo and Sam Fast Asleep. Their bodies are sinking steadily into the quicksand. Like Meyer Gallon Leans over Frodo. His right hand stretches out to froze head while his left hand is poised above froze froze chests where the ring lies Ghalem pats Frodo on the head softly. His right hand runs through photos. Hair sleepy so tired. The right hand clinches. His photos hair pulling out. Right hand hesitates. And let's go of the hair. It remains poised above the head left. Hand begins to pry open photos vests to reach the ring else's hours right hand swings at left knocking at work loss allows floor on the process right hand grasps Frodo by the Harrigan exterior forest night and we would have pleasant of this great ORC. Who held us by the hand illustrating this Mary grunts and growls and rips out of the ground two great tufts of grass he struts up and down working up the nerve to throw them at the figure pippen glances at Mary and shakes his head? He so he has a great sword a sword. He nudges married to take the figures soared. Suddenly he was attacked by men on horses and the the Great Arc Pippen points to Mary who demonstrates how the ORC was slain exterior marsh. Don KNAPP quickly. We hear all sean talking to work. The first light of dawn appears gallon stands above Frodo and Sam who continue continue to sink further into the mire right hand flies. It froze head words. Whistle through gallons teeth is breathing as Jerky as if two persons inside died were breathing at different rhythms. Oh left hand grabs right hand and the two hands grapple with each other other left hand flies free to grab the ring all of us but right hand stops it. The the two hands clasping Claude each other exterior forest. Daud.

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"john boorman" Discussed on Table Reads

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03:16 min | 2 years ago

"john boorman" Discussed on Table Reads

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"john boorman" Discussed on Table Reads

Table Reads

09:24 min | 2 years ago

"john boorman" Discussed on Table Reads

"Doc when a script is written that is so bad no one will fill these brave podcasters will bring it to life just so they can mock doc it. This is table reads so the movies report which means your script a worthy bubble shit on a nickel table with Sean Be Jeff Lewis and Joshua Baker. Hello everybody welcome to table reads. We're doing episode food one. Oh five which brings us do part six of John Boorman's Lord of the Rings. Are you guys excited. I'm very very very excited. Me Too so you know what. Let's Salk real quick before we get into it. How have you been feeling about the script? So far it's everything ever wanted urge ship. But there's fucking and magic so much fucking so much fucking there's way more fucking in this in this version than the than the Peter Jackson burs. Yeah these writers were nerds room on the fuck you. I mean they were locked in that room together for six months. That's right there was a woman you know what I could use. Beagle Agile the night I could really use some some fucking this. This is right it can. I can just go right in. Loaded the cock rings. Oh No we got our porn fan fix. It's a mixed in with the long before its time before the rings fantastic so I have to admit here in the presence of everyone that I don't have the previously Veasley on cute up no I mean I- rotates this time at least not just going to be around like making Shit Shit up as we go what would you call that Galadriel and Frodo Golo drove. Low drill drill filarial previously on table. So far we've had a pretty straightforward retelling Lord of the rings except for small things like Mick Jagger playing Sal Ron and an elaborately staged musical that l Ron put onto explain the history of the one ring at the Council of L.. Ron Oh and the weird blood ritual make outs cryogenic freezing freezing gimle digging for loss language while being beaten and of course galadriel collateral fucking wisdom into fro other than that stuff totally straightforward retelling when we left off the fellowship had just escaped an architect architect and set off down the river toward uncertainty fade in booking wisdom in the photo. Good Line too. I you know I wish that happened to me when I was photos. Lee Smart won't be powerful. I mean Florida. Teachers go to prison for that all the time. Sexiest a Florida. The man was Florida Man. They're usually women in Florida kids. They're all men gun dammit. All right exterior crossroads I roads and Hill Day. Got The right place. Yeah found in a mission lie bad for not going over that and making sure we were all in the same place normally lead. Mon- stops US where we were but this one just completely started me over mine always starts over so I always have to ask man. It's it's almost like android phone sucker. Something where's Kelly outnumber now one of I'm not Outnumbered I have to. IOS devices right in front of me. He's right. Where's the one behind him and recording us and an Alexa and and and the phone my pocket which is a great segue to let you know? There's an episode is brought to you by Apple. Tim Cook. Please give me money apple money. We're the first apple sponsored. I don't think so. I don't think he said Galadriel. Fuck Fratto money. Look if trump can stand in front of Tim Cook and say. I just opened this factory. That's been open since two thousand thirteen and Tim Cook doesn't correct him. He'll forgive us when we say this. PODCAST is brought to you by apple not giving us money for shit ever sponsored by apple out the money. That's that's their new slogan apple promotional consideration provided by the members members of the fellowship. There wounds dressed are trudging along a path. They arrive at a crossroads above which stands a hill bore bore Amir glances up at the sun and turns onto a southward path but he is frozen in his tracks by arrogance mighty voice wait the doom of choices upon us bud light or Miller lite in your state of the next time looking at a menu. Doom of choice. Yes the doom of choice and my axe no breaking so many appetizers always wait the doom of choices upon US south with Boroughmuir to Munis. Just terrific terrific minutes terrace terrace. I always pronounce that wrong or north. Two mortar shall we break fellowship in each go his own way. Hey I am not. GANDALF cannot play his part fro the burden is laid upon you. That's not all this just recently been laid upon me. Frodo does not answer at once. He stands apart. Give me an hour and I will speak nick if he needs time to think who sets a clock on this Shit Gimme a minute. Give me an hour. I need sixty minutes. It's to deliberate my decision. This isn't the photo that you know. This one fought that's true becomes super smarmy. How he already knows what he wants to the new? He's pulling a power move. You guys wait you wait. I'll be back gave me an hour and I will speak. FRODO will speak later. The other settled down in the grass resigned to waiting will. We'll we'll just sit here wherever we happen to be standing. There's just this is just mirrors protocol to become a Dick sincere at that galadriel pool. And they'll I have to just watch this. It's someone say Dick because mine's not getting sucked right now. How did he tell by the shadow from photos? Dick so I just love. They're all like all right. And then you just sit down the stairs by like three o'clock hobbits mm-hmm challenge slowly to whatever sixty times sixty counted thirty six hundred. They break into song do ooh Bore Amir's is follow Frodo as he wanders off Frodo is climbing up the hill climbing the hill. He seems relieved to be by himself for once he walks up the hill and near the top sits down down on a rock Chin cupped in his hands. FRODO stares off sadly into the distance a figure is stocking up to him from behind. A premonition comes over FRODO. He Springs up and turns and in front of him. Stands Bore Amir towering above him a great grin on his face fakes he sits down beside Frodo. Who Edges away uneasy? The ORCS may be near. I feel you I feel for you and two heads together may taps his head. I know I should do but I'm afraid. Bore me afraid. There was a warning in my taught parenthetical says overreacting guilty that was excellent and it was great read. I'm joking a great ally. They loved it overreacting sunlight. They eight like against delay and against trust in the strength and truth.

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"john boorman" Discussed on Table Reads

Table Reads

05:02 min | 2 years ago

"john boorman" Discussed on Table Reads

"I think we actually she got on a little early. Yeah we got a few minutes early on this one. Thanks to the and you. Can you have a better place to stop than Intermission Geno. You've found the intermission. Missy all stopped whether we were ten minutes. Yeah I mean we only three minutes or at least fine. We're we're great so this script is one big hard on garbage dirty dirty garbage water like the water at the bottom of your garbage can. Yeah so you don't like it. This is the script script ever read again. You don't like guy you know. I just had a great idea for for a spin off. PODCAST asked a man. We gotta Find Corn Spritz. Okay I've already got ten. Oh Okay Jeff has really good ones. They're really fucking someone has. That's right scripts support I do so. He's the best one is a fan of the The brothers the property brother property brothers where I've heard there's a lot of property where others were gay lovers and it is so good you are putting your fingers. I together as if as if the way that gay men have sex is by ramming dicks to start. That's how you start start. The motor called call docking docking. How else do Eskimo out of the I'm I'm woefully under informed about? I can't wait for matters of love it initially. Are we officially announcing good. Are you a top or a bottom aside. What this up I got to do under our I say look like a snack? Jeff is not on the internet are more important hub videos. You can find Jeff's user profile on porn hub at boroughmuir and Gandalf doing the dirty hundred scores between each word dot com slash Khalifa. Hey Josh Pais Sean you guys can can You can reach out me at IMI. Joshua Baker DOT COM I I'm actually doing a lot of video production stuff lately. I got up brand new cameras. Red's very fancy is it. What kind of camera is it? It is a Sony. A seven mark three is that they are less. Yeah Sounds Mirror lace fancy Hansi. It's it's much more fancy than I've ever had before. So I'm I'm one of those people who breaks my equipments. I'd be happy with it very nice. But it's it's been pretty good. Yeah so we can shoot the musical scene from the screw. I feel like it's so we can shoot all of the stupid ideas that we have speaking of the musical scene from the script go sign up on our patriots. You do that. We will reenact the big fucking musical scene costumes swords words Josh. Yep We're GONNA do. It just need ten people to sign up for Patriots Fan from the time I'm that we. I said that we were going to do that. To episodes ago. So do that. The thing is we're going to shoot it regardless but we're not going to release the episode by the time we're recording. This has not aired yet so we haven't gotten any of those new patrons stop. Stop breaking how it works. We record way too far in advance as well. Recording this Indiana Jones has not yet finished posting. Oh God whose president The last impeachment hearing last public impeachment hearing was today. Wow Oh this day in history by Sean yes Anyway go sign up to Patriot. Patriot dot com slash table reads. You can also find us on instagram. Grandma twitter at the table reads. We've had a link tree also go to link tree dot com. I mean linked sugary dot. Table reads PODCAST DOT COM. That'll be shortcut. Two are linked tree. And you can have links to all our stuff so go do that. Like subscribe tune in next week. And until then then we'll miss you. This podcast was created by Sean. Bean and for more visit table reads podcasts. Dot Com. CUT TO BLACK.

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"john boorman" Discussed on Table Reads

Table Reads

11:07 min | 2 years ago

"john boorman" Discussed on Table Reads

"Progressive. Beat breaks the silence than it is answered by another. Then another Gandalf calls was a halt listening. PERPLEX GONYEA bus around the corner. He lifts his staff and taps it on the ground the ground responds with a strong drum. Beat and then another GANDALF stops to examine the ground to what he sees horrifies him the staff is tapping wrapping on the chest of an inert. ORC which suddenly stirs its heart pulsating and Resounding Ma asked they've just been walking bodies and shit the R Kelly. What the fuck whatever are drawn this? This is stupid. Yeah the ground is is is is living. Living just carpeted with with a whole bunch of ORCs though God this fucking dumb. I mean it's slightly better than like a giant one giant monster that they're walking on because at least you haven't seen it a million times sleepy sleepy bad guys the reason so the reason that has always one giant monsters. The that's believable. Not a hundred people do news just laying on the ground and like whoa places. Wow you know you know Jeff You're right I it's fucking dumb as hell. That's how I feel you know like one day a week I feel like I'm in. I just kinda lay on the couch like that. I mean if somebody came in and started like planning a dope. Beat you. Yeah well it's like the fucking light switch near the floor so you can flip it up with your foot like everybody Kozlov with their hands board. He swings his staff and it throws off a vivid swath of light. They see that the rough ground around them is covered with inert ORCS boroughmuir steps back. Okay look here's what you do. You just walked through like this now stab stab stab stabs. It's fucking skiing through with greed. Greed greed greed digging holes and veges. Oregon's fly Larry. Where's the fucking mess? Vitriol party already bore Amir steps back. Aghast his foot treads into the chest of of an inert work it heaves. Its heart begins to beat with allow drumline thump. It stirs ORCS are human like creatures with reptile and bird like features a kind of armor grows spontaneously from their body. That sound like Dr Seuss. ORCS are human like creatures with reptile and bird like features features. Could you would you in a cave. The companions running scramble over the inert bodies but that dead not dead a global five fifty lies five or it. Just yeah like you got this far. It wasn't until you started tapping them with your staff like a dumb ass. ooh like poking no more waiting. Run so that your feet hitting it as hard as possible xtop hard. Throw this pebbles at all of them. Were you up and leave. The ORC which Gandalf struck with his staff is staggering to his feet. Creating his chest viciously his heartbeat resounds. Clearly it gains energy. He kicks another ORC in the chest who also stirs ars and then beats his chest and turn to get to get his heart going as all get my heart go shit. Instead as Gandalf and the others run their feet kick into and tread on the chess of other orcs they come to life beat their chests and kick their companions the places resounding with clusters of percussion like sounds now revealed as the beating or carts that says or not of the awakening of the ORCs gains momentum they pursue the fellowship some works rise up in their midst midst blocking their way Gandalf in arrogance might them down before they gained full powers the ORCS gathering number the fellowship is is in full flight pursued now by the spears and clubs of the ORCs ahead in the tunnel a glimmer of daylight legalist points toward it hope sends a messenger to our black our oh man that's terrible dialogue see so flowery I don't know what to say say like in this I don't know what I feel like they would have some of these fucking works when he was flashing staff or when the thing they would've saw he would've to solve the thing lit up and he's like Oh yeah they're like poof an amphitheater oh thousands of fucking ORCS laying on the ground with staff and a walk straight. Yeah no no. That's no let's make ground sure is squishy analyst cave under the mountain that's normal right skinner's shift shifty and shit you can you walk on somebody and not know you're walking on the money no especially if you're walking on stone before that yeah like you'd uh-huh immediately look like Oh my God I mean if you're in a bouncy funhouse maybe you're the worst fucking wizards he. He is though not a not a good wizard. Like take dumbledore right but dumbledore may make it so he is just a straight moron with no powers yeah Ball or visit by name and nothing else. I don't know where he's a wizard. Like the guy that's creams that you would send eleven in the middle of the night like seven eleven. You going to go to a different neighborhood the one at the the end of your drive. Yeah well. That's not a seven. Oh yeah okay shelve his former self okay moving on from that. The works are held back by gimle. Whose range has added enormous strength to his prowess how I don't know he conducts a one man massacre citing down ORCs as they arise as he strikes gimle calls out war cries in his harsh guttural? Tong Hong that he just remembered recently for its creed lyrics rural Narrow Monroe the hobbits fight by his side darting in and out hacking at the Scaly Shins of the ords. Actually he works. Yeah we're we're ORC. Rises is just beneath photos. Feet Frodo deflects. The ORCS played which scrapes his side and he is thrust back onto a dormant. ORC The ORC beneath him stirs and Frodo is thrust upwards the ORCA sailing Frodo was impaled on standing and falls onto him. FRODO was between ORC. which is he's reviving and a dead Frodo Sandwich bore Amir sees Frodo and pulls him out but the dead Orca has grasped froze wrist in a death? Lock the dead one not the living room. The dead one is on the has him. Bore Mir cannot break away. Oh I accidentally turned two pages at once somehow gone through this so bad. Stop the pay The End Premiere cannot break the or away so he hacks off the hand Frodo runs off the hand hanging from his wrist era gorn wielding. His sword defends them all flee except Gimle who will not doc give ground `girmly. I commend. You Fall Back Reluctantly. He does so. The way out of the mountain is clear. Now there is more light and ahead a narrow bridge of rotting rope in would spans a chasm of some twenty feet across the chasm glows dimly with firelight quirk over the bridge bridge fly as Frodo runs he tugs at the or can still grasping his wrist. They are fleeing for the bridge. When out of the chasm rises arises a terrifying sight a huge creature wreathed in flame who soft body changes in shape moves toward them barring their way to the bridge? It's presence makes a strange humming. Sound the Bowel Rog. The Bane of greedy dwarfs they scream and cover there is holding back as the creature rises. Up The hobbits are struck with horror. GANDALF throws an anguished. I look in their direction class while you can. But the bell rug has a paralysing effect the companions feel there will sap their limbs grow heavy. They can scarcely move. FRODO feels for the ring and holds it as a powerful desire to put it on. Dandruff sees what he is doing and strikes froze hand with his staff. The companions desperately try to reach the bridge with strange slow movements but it is it is as if they are climbing and impossibly steep pill for they slide and slip back a yellow dazzling glow emanates from the creature and fills the cavern gandalf confronts the Bell Rog with staff and sword. You Colonel Pass ars the bell rugs fire and sound fade for a moment. The companions feel the spell weaken Aragon recovers himself self across the bridge with the flat of his sword. He drives the sleepwalking. hobbits toward the bridge. Bore Amir's eyes are fixed on the Bell Rug Gimlan legless drag him to the bridge. 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"john boorman" Discussed on Table Reads

Table Reads

11:03 min | 2 years ago

"john boorman" Discussed on Table Reads

"To return ever. This brief word from our sponsor is what's up dachshund dockets Trevor Thompson they self appointed links uh-huh critic here and if you like old cartoons and watching online reviewers dissect them then you probably have the same thing I did about two years ago. A what the fuck every Saturday morning I do. A brand new commentary of Warner Brothers Short all throughout the month I do video. Essays examining the history of these cartoons attachment videos on YouTube dot com slash ferris wheel house too or just use the Hashtag Looney itunes critic. Now here's Eric. The New Voice of Bugs Bunny looney tunes critic the Borough report which means your script Ain't worth the buffalo shit on a nickel table so it just occurred to me that we've only read one scene and it took took forty nine minutes of this. podcast is a fifty minute musical. Act that that was unbelievable. It was now all about Lord of the right. Oh no why any of that happened. Where did the actors go like they just brought in this performance out of nowhere? They must have been rehearsing for weeks. FRODO was dying. What if the surgery didn't work like you die? And then they dance around his body. There's a bunch of actors in the back. Now the fucking audience died for L Ron. Just sit stay out no no no. We're still getting paid are are union rate right. This explains into this explains why in the previous episode. Why they didn't explain it like we're missing that we're we're saving all this ribbon? Kevin del Classic Cinematic Move Sheds. Show don't tell and boy. Did they put on a show and I saw him on. Dude the fucking almost sex scene between score on the white. Oh you you know he was thinking like okay you remember you remember. Hamlets play from hamlet from Shakespeare. Watch this. We'll be here so I have time. Hold my pint. How can this backstory be told interpretive thing I liked that there was a dog goes very well trained dog drink fucking great plan? Why he's like? The dog plays fate. What maybe a little sweater that says fate yeah? Dogs Fade in ruined and all this time exterior landscapes of Middle Alert Day. A great open landscape of trees and hills against the sky. Walking in line are are nine figures of differing shapes and sizes different shapes and sizes jeff superimposed across the scene is the face of L.. Run itself a landscape. It's it's beard flowing into the grass. Its hair in twining with the trees he speaks and the fellowship up. The ring shall include all People's Hobbit Elf Dwarf. And Man Fuck the midgets right no midgets only grown dwarfs another landscape open downs waving grass. Ara- Gordon Boroughmuir stride. Along side by side Frodo. Walking between them has to break into a run from time to time to catch up bar or Amir seeing this lifts him on his shoulder for the men arrogant sharp guard the ring bearer is long exile from his own land a ceaseless and lonely hunter of the servants of the enemy. More Amir too shall lead his mighty arm at least as far as minister it lend and lend lend his arm so limb his mighty on Shell lend his mighty arm at least as far as until menace Janus tariff. I don't know how. How did you say ministerial ministerial the great white capital of Gondar? I don't know how to read now. A real places made up words. They'll come to another episode of table talk at words words as far as Mick Jagger's until his pasta now they they walk through an oak forest as the fellowship threads. Its way between the trunks. Legal US walks across the treetops gliding from branch to branch he is a lean figure with a keen clear. I uh clad in leathers leaves with a silver bow and quiver across his back he scans. The Sky will the elves Lego loss the tree L. flawed or he can read grass and leaf and we'll thread a safe path through all places where the roots are long used life thick on the leaves. Now they move across rough boulder strewn country great outcrops of rock or twisted and tortured into ominous shapes on all sides. Gamely the Dwarf has taken up the lead next to Gandalf golf and I forgot to turn on the script there. You go sorry viewers He stops and puts his ear to Iraq and listens for the dwarves Gimle Lord of the AX is shall lend his ear. Shell tell the rumors of the earth and guide the ring bearer through the dark places of the mountains on a soft off the valley with meadows and a stream. The four hobbits are in gay mood cavorting and laughing. They run and tumbled together in some childish childish game the other members of the fellowship plot on soberly behind for the hobbits besides Frodo his servants Sam so go for his loyalty and love and Marian Pippen shall travel for. Friendship's sake and for the honor of the shy gandalf turns his weary old face. To Watch the habits of play he frowns and Gandalf the grey shall lead the fellowship and his wisdom in his wizardry shall aid the ring bearer to movies destiny. GANDALF speaks to himself as he watches the hobbits. Zip Madness Jason. This HALBERT L Ron's face appears again superimposed on the landscape it's contours blending with the country. Saad the hobbits appear to be running and jumping across his cheeks climbing being over his nose sliding down his Chin Loo he answers Gandalf visit madness to send his hobbit Gandalf. The volley must win. Were wisdom fails GANDALF. Looks away from the hobbits. and his eyes turned inward L. Ron has faded from the landscape gape they trudge on the plays written we made we may prompt more players. They'll run you a NI- nothing more Marion. Pippen have come up to Gandalf as he mumbles this. They are flushed in high spirits. They exchange mischievous looks tippin glances up importantly Gandalf. Both talking to yourself Mr Master. GANDALF's can I add one thing before we continue so the beginning of this garbage right. We were bored we were like like Oh my God. We're trudging through this fucking dive into experimental shit right after they killed those fucking black writers like this has got. They went like a surgery urge receiving some questionable incest like an entire Vaudevillian play and then a superimposed face. It's like giving. The rundown of everybody is doing yet. Somehow being there so the habits can slide down the gun tours space and then him and and Gandalf Shit talking competence in the other people can hear but not the other side of it so we written the play in the it comes up like talking to you so it was like I have bluetooth among your mental filmmaking. Wizard Blue Tube. This is crazy. It is nine hundred seventy. Everyone is on drugs. Yeah but nobody was pushing shit like this. This is just a fucking hodgepodge. Raspy of film. May you know you. You know what this reminds me of the monkeys movie head directed by Jack. Nicholson just balls to the wall. Complete and utter psychedelic. Get Delic Right Jack. And see it'd be like. Has Anybody ever held a camera like this. It's like he's a genius. GANDALF taken by taken by surprise looks down at him in the company of Fools Wiseman seeks seeks council with himself. Dick Marian Pippen Laugh and skip ahead to join FRODO and SAM. The hobbits are some way ahead of the others and come to a point where the rough road divides they hesitate and look back at candles for guidance but something attracts firdaus was attention on the left hand fork and alwyn shelby light in their hearts to guide their way. frodo points excitedly ahead. He sees a vision vision of arwen in a white gossamer dress. She smiles and beckons him. On the hobbits run excitedly up the left hand path but as they come closer our our wind fades and disappears era Gorn boroughmuir and Gandalf reach the crossroads and halts which is to say for path. GANDALF GANDALF looks quizzical. He smiles mysteriously. I suggest we follow the APPLEANS. GANDALF takes his own advice and walks walks on boroughmuir makes a face that says he thinks Gandalf is lost his senses Eric Gordon Shrugs and follows why do you gotTa do listen to. They're talking to himself. Why not to hape? We'd of routing landscape of rock shapes and clumps of trees. They they walk through it. The hobbits are quiet now. A little frightened by the ominous surroundings. Mary Clutches Ganley's arm and points at a lifelike shape of rock. Doc could that be a troll. Gimli shakes his head.

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"john boorman" Discussed on Table Reads

Table Reads

06:30 min | 2 years ago

"john boorman" Discussed on Table Reads

"This is not good. Oh it's pretty confusing. Oh Yeah so John. Dave were baffled because they didn't read read the book they were baffled. Because it's bad you didn't explain anything and reading. A book should not be requirement requirements. Let me ask you put you do the opposite of the problem we have now. You put these boring as fucking characters and there's brilliant world that you're creating and that I can absolutely see my mind doesn't was borne Dick People that are just Roman in -habitating. I don't care about any of these people. They don't make any sense sense either. Like why don't wear the ring unless you have to. Well these guys are being Dick's which ones yeah allies the Gospel. Yeah well they really reward of your catch him. Because that's the thing right but imagining like your Janet in your sweep and then some big jumping over your broom and shit shit who like. Oh Yeah. Now he's hero. Who Know? Wow you're a dick for like Cata here. Don't you follow a volcano or something. Yeah I don't understand the mission and the problem I really wish now. I wouldn't watch the the movies so they could be like. I don't know what the there's I don't believe. The the hobbits understand the mission. They are in grave danger and they think they're just going on vacation. The ring is almost inconsequential unless they were just going to be a lot of face. Elected can by giving a black writer on top of the hill looking down at them. Is he a spy. Just take what is he doing. Yeah because they made it they they meet him on the road in the movie. And it's like terrified right this famous scene for them over and they're like we got a high because the the hitchcock then Zoom out scene sick right and then in this one gained off like sees the black rider unfazed. Yeah go ahead. I'm a powerful wizard. There's a black writer right in the yard. Yeah you guys should run away. I'll wait here. He's totally going to meet them in Riverdale. Busy Piz walked with him. He's going to be like you guys long enough to get here. Where have you been? I mean granted. This guy is is trying to cram a twelve hour trilogy. The two and a half hours so of course. He doesn't have time to set any of the important Gordon things up. It's much more important than we get this new scene of these guys. I'm trying to do that's true. And so the the song thing is a big deal in the books man. Yeah in every like tons of singing so off they cut most of it out in the movies like yeah yeah. Tolkien wrote all these songs. He actually developed slipped the languages of the. Oh by the way I have to Lord of the Rings swords up right here. There's nurse ill the sword that was broken broken and Gandalf Sword glommed Randolph's. Yeah because he's a wizard with a sword. GANDALF's other soared the stick. This is my sword stick. Sold very powerful stick. Okay guys I want you all all to no. We are now on Patriots on when we don't have technical issues like we did tonight Patriot membership gets you. You get to watch us record this live which is like two months before it airs? We're recording this on October. Twenty second this episode will be coasted publicly on December seventeenth. We're almost in the twenty twenty. It's almost Christmas. Almost Christmas. Only ten more wakes up to the GO-TO PATRIOT DOT com slash table. Reads sign up. There you can get on the live streams all our episodes will be also available to you four days early with no ad and I'll send you a pair of my socks. There's there's all kinds of great rewards. They're just sign up with us. And and if you want Josh's socks sign up I won't even wash them and then to the NFL. Ma You can sniff them and I will send you a feet of a picture of Josh's feet to go with it. Elia smell them in Jack off to the picture. If that's what you're into Jack off in the sock I think people would finishes the more sophisticated. It's not so much I don't I don't know too bright. I cannot get those people's heads do tell us it's a visual thing right because when you when you're looking at someone's feet that's what really cares through life wheelchair then the fun but for most so my question I guess and this is what I really am taking away from. The script is due foot. Fetishists rushes fetish is the butts of paralyzed people. No not at all the hand. They want the gloves. Good to know guys like in subscribed check us out on all your favorite platforms. Oh End let us not forget. Get our friends over screenplay. Archaeology have done a full episode on this very script so go check that out There will will be a link in the show notes for that click below. We'll see next week. Four part two of John Boorman's Lord of the ring will be episode one. Oh One hundred one episode club and make a code out of them. We're GONNA MAKE AK- Hobbit Cope so We'll see you next week until then we'll miss you. This this podcast was created by Sean. Bean for more visit table reads PODCASTS DOT COM Cut to black..

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"john boorman" Discussed on Table Reads

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10:53 min | 2 years ago

"john boorman" Discussed on Table Reads

"Runs back and grabs it for getting his earlier doubts. All right just forget puts the chain about his neck never said it was on a chain. I just the thing that happened. He shutters for a moment is the ring slips down to his chest and remember. Don't put down the less you have to. What a Dick he's like? Put It on Derek up out about I do Frodo smiles and is gone. Read into that smile which you will old man. I don't care about any any of these kind of like go to pieces. Sneaky Old Fox. He likes little hobbit people in holes. Strong Flat Ring Gandalf watches him. Go with an expression of infinite sadness. Infinite Sadness Mr. Gee How do I read that. Mr T. BUT MR G G gee here I mean really just like okay we gotta get this shit going. We don't need to set up anything thing. We just need to move the events I feel like this is going to be more my speed of the movie. I feel a little bit of talking and a lot of fucking fight. It doesn't make any sense why this credit on they'll put it out and put it on put it on. I've changed my mind about that Shit. It's like wh wh what is your whisper while at I'll be more prepared to deal with them when I'm Gandalf the white white brighter. Yeah I gotTa Die. I wait a minute. I gotta get my white rooms with a black white robes. Why the Black Riders Nineteen Seventy Exterior Valley of the Shire early morning? The Shire lies below and the hills sales rise all around it. BILBO's cottages just visible in the foreground the waterfall next to the road. And the four hobbits toiling up bit light packs on their backs that they never bothered to pack. They should go bags ready. They're bugging yeah man venture satchels filled with turnips. Like I've gotta make days elevensies cauliflower. As they pass a black writer appears on a hilltop in the far distance just picked kicked out against the sky he looks down at the shot at the Shire below and the habits do not see him. I'm tired of these motherfucking hobbits in this mother fucking and showers Bilbo's song the road goes ever on and on has begun and his voice is heard singing but as Frodo gets closer. We see that he is singing to in gradually his voice takes over from Bilbo's the song continues to the first stage of their journey. The ruled who ooh ever on and on away from the door where it began her homework on our John and I must follow with. I can San Marion paper on the chorus Walter. Under Sky Pass Symboli- pass them by the road continues through a pastoral landscape in the full flush of spring. The road winds lines and twists endlessly into the distance and lanes and paths. run down to meet it. The hobbits receipt. Along it in Jonty would singing being away. Happy to be starting a holiday on this fine morning. It's a holiday now. In ribbon exterior the side in spring various their paths cross and the brow of cross their path crosses the brow of a hill and they come upon an orchard full of Apple Blossom. They skip through it and the wind swirls the white pedals around them like a snowstorm. The road goes on and on away. Funded where it be and the ones who walked the the full raw gone mob toil fan blowing tone ten slow let them in go let them go. A path leads them out of the swirling pedals into a field covered with mushrooms. The hobbits are a delighted. They set to picking and eating them as fast as they can. They begin to laugh and giggle becoming rather unsteady on their feet. They Lurch on their way with contented smiles on their faces. The world looks a little misty different. Suddenly they're in a field of butter. Cups up's naked. Children run of play run and play among the golden flowers. What the hobbits blink and Grin and Mary belches they run over a hill into a flock of sheep which opens up to let them through encloses behind them again now they earn a vast plowed field and there are perhaps fifty scarecrows? What the fuck very nasty faces and scraggy arms fluttering in the wind? What does the odds that two scripts in a row? There would be the word scraggy. We'll notice the name still fucking scraggy those letters in that configuration. I've never heard that word before in my life and now it's as fuck gravity would be upset if the scarecrows had more close than the kids. They hurry Riyan somewhat. Sober road goes to hang on. A shadow falls blows across Way We must go on we cannot stay trees and flowers and grass. Let them pass pass. Let them pass exterior Hayfield Day. The four hobbits walked through the long grass just their heads showing like marbles was rolling on a carpet. The Weirdest Metaphor I've ever read these guys went through a fucking the sword it's the seventies man seventies. They didn't have the Internet like. Hey Hey you know how when you see people walking through a field but there's like high grass and you just see the heads you know what that's like you know what that's like that's like marbles herbals on carpet and they probably looked down and they had shag carpet at this point like when you play models on copy in copy when you doing more of the describing when you talk like you know when you play modernism conference a baby I'm home and you WanNa play on Capitol get pregnant. pull out the COP. I WANNA play Mabul play model hot bobble. Clack put some models in you. Oh get some models in the circle you know what I'm saying. He's I don't I'm pretty sure. This guy's British check fall hobbits food phase of one of the men writing. The script is an architect. I'd never written a script before so I believe in okay. Yeah that's really not an unbelievable story at this point. There's more description of the landscape. I know more about where they're walking than them true. There's more description of he filled in the sheep or one of them's fat and one of them's skinny. And what do we know about fro his a dumb ass. No He's a fucking tight the rain else I get but now I want to take it. I'M GONNA go on all day gained. I'll take the oath almost. Ah Shit the one thing. I'm ring I had one fucking job. I love to hear on this chain. We never mentioned before g unit so Oh yeah marbles on carpet. Their song comes to an end then Christ. Suddenly the tall grass stops and the hobbits are confronted and with a line of big people cutting the grass with skydives startled the hobbits scuttle back one of the men catches a glimpse of a small being jumping jumping back into the grass. He blinks wipes his brow then turns to the man next to him. It must be. Hey did I see a half Ling. Ashland where there's a reward if you catch one of them but two men look about them then resume working sam. Marion Pippen Scurry. Scurry away breaking out of the long grass further down and hiding behind a haystack. Where's their reward? They live walking in distance. Yeah there there is a reward for the half links. I'm going to go on expeditions. Going to walk over. Get me one dollars in Madrid Vega Garden cabbages and Shit Jewelry Face. Where'd you get pretty ring ring necked upset? You stole that Shit. Didn't you waiting unless the end of these guys. No more no more no more one. I think these are the new like main villains. Wait they say all the villains START WITH THE END. Second man storeroom saw Mon around second man a nice. You think the dark riders GonNa show up where these guys are and be like. Oh you're not going to be like shot by design. Earn a reward highway. Where after that reward? Soon as we're done by the end of the day I would go get the reward by a twenty minute.

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